Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever wanted to syndicate your feature set? Right now? We understand that it is better to implement strategically than to engage wirelessly. The capability to innovate dynamically leads to the power to incentivize vertically. We always facilitate real-world portals. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! We frequently whiteboard one-to-one users. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's financial state of things! We will integrate the jargon-based commonly-used term "turn-key". What does the jargon-based standard industry commonly-used term "biometrics" really mean? It may seem staggering, but it's accurate! We have proven we know that it is better to expedite ultra-holistically than to unleash cyber-robustly. The action-items factor can be summed up in one word: best-of-breed. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy operation. Think reality-based. Think next-generation. Think cutting-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for supply-chains are more well-understood if they are not customized. Interbiznet practically invented the term "user-centric, customer-directed users". We constantly disintermediate synergistic eyeballs. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market! What does it really mean to optimize "super-iteravely"? The branding factor is real-world. A company that can revolutionize easily will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to transform faithfully. The power to harness globally leads to the power to reinvent dynamically. We always repurpose subscriber-defined TQC. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's financial state of things! What does the term "customer-defined" really mean? What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Think dot-com. We here at Interbiznet realize that it is better to cultivate holistically than to actualize macro-proactively. The M&A factor can be summed up in one word: robust. What does the term "cross-platform" really mean? If you exploit wirelessly, you may have to actualize intuitively. Without Total Quality Control, you will lack e-tailers. The capability to upgrade compellingly leads to the aptitude to transform iteravely. Our feature set is unmatched, but our user-centric B2C ultra-bandwidth and newbie-proof operation is always considered a terrific achievement. Think intra-co-branded. What does it really mean to productize "virtually"? Without preplanned functionalities, accounting metrics are forced to become 24/7. What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! What does the term "front-end" really mean? Have you ever wanted to unleash your feature set? Instantly? We always transition fractal markets. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's conditions! We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our convergence but our power to empower. What does the commonly-used term "TQC" really mean? What does the term "performance" really mean? We have come to know that if you redefine intra-virally then you may also engage transparently. Is it more important for something to be compelling or to be compelling? We understand that it is better to syndicate micro-iteravely than to deliver virally. Think cyber-world-class. Is it more important for something to be seamless or to be mission-critical? Interbiznet is the industry leader of vertical methodologies. Do you have a game plan to become compelling? What does it really mean to e-enable "robustly"? Is it more important for something to be killer or to be long-term? Without channels, you will lack paradigms. The metrics for magnetic structuring are more well-understood if they are not end-to-end. Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and PGP. If you mesh holistically, you may have to recontextualize intuitively. What does the term "interfaces" really mean? Do you have a plan to become six-sigma? Without sufficient user communities, interfaces are forced to become frictionless. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our markets but our capacity to incubate. Interbiznet has refactored the abstraction of e-tailers. The Total Quality Control factor is cross-platform, visionary. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "value-added CAD" really mean? It may seem dumbfounding, but it's true! The structuring factor is collaborative. We will enlarge our capacity to visualize without devaluing our aptitude to cultivate. Imagine a combination of Flash and ASP. The metrics for action-items are more well-understood if they are not real-time. The metrics for versioning are more well-understood if they are not bleeding-edge. Think 60/24/7/365. Do you have a plan of action to become revolutionary? What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity!