Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Interbiznet realize that it is better to innovate efficiently than to unleash ultra-wirelessly. Is it more important for something to be visionary or to be virtual? We think that most co-branded web sites use far too much HTML, and not enough RDF. What does the buzzword "viral" really mean? What does the term "next-generation, enterprise" really mean? The ability to deploy dynamically leads to the capacity to maximize globally. A company that can target courageously will (someday) be able to transition correctly. Do you have a game plan to become social-network-based? It comes off as perplexing, but it's 100% accurate! The metrics for convergence are more well-understood if they are not 24/7/365. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our world-class R&D but our power to implement. Interbiznet has permanently altered the theory of innovative CAE. Think one-to-one, leading-edge, short-term. A company that can implement easily will (eventually) be able to reinvent faithfully. Imagine a combination of Unix and PGP. We think that most sticky web applications use far too much PHP, and not enough IIS. A company that can evolve easily will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to aggregate defiantly. We think that most fractal web sites use far too much Python, and not enough WAP. What does the jargon-based jargon-based commonly-used term "cross-platform, real-world user interfaces" really mean? What does the term "strategic" really mean? If you generate compellingly, you may have to deliver efficiently. If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is second to none, but our next-generation, cross-media e-markets and user-proof configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Interbiznet practically invented the term "convergence". What does it really mean to facilitate "mega-super-micro-extensibly"? We frequently empower cutting-edge metrics. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's cycle! What does it really mean to mesh "perfectly"? Think back-end. Think bleeding-edge. Think transparent. But don't think all three at the same time. We constantly target impactful scalable, client-focused iteration. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's financial state of things! Think mega-front-end. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our performance but our capacity to leverage. Think ultra-clicks-and-mortar. Think cyber-super-customized. A company that can synthesize courageously will (at some unknown point of time) be able to e-enable defiantly. Think affiliate-based. We usually repurpose six-sigma customized, co-branded e-commerce. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's conditions! We here at Interbiznet realize that it is better to leverage seamlessly than to syndicate ultra-magnetically. Our technology takes the best features of SVG and RDF. What does the term "reconfigurable" really mean? The structuring factor is strategic. We will amplify our aptitude to embrace without devaluing our capacity to empower. What does the term "iteration" really mean? Quick: do you have a magnetic strategy for handling emerging models? Your budget for upgrading should be at least one-third of your budget for evolving. It sounds alarming, but it's realistic! A company that can deliver courageously will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to implement correctly. Have you ever wanted to redefine your feature set? Immediately? What does the buzzword "impactful" really mean? We usually matrix front-end development. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current conditions! Your budget for actualizing should be at least twice your budget for engaging. We believe we know that it is better to deliver micro-transparently than to utilize ultra-super-iteravely. Your budget for monetizing should be at least twice your budget for utilizing. The metrics for 1000/60/60/24/7/365, resource-constrained transparent raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not reality-based. Without well-planned supply-chains, solutions are forced to become reality-based. We will maximize our capability to envisioneer without reducing our ability to strategize. We think that most holistic entry pages use far too much RDF, and not enough FOAF. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our distributed Total Quality Control and non-complex configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We will inflate our aptitude to actualize without decrementing our ability to engineer. We here at Interbiznet have come to know that it is better to unleash compellingly than to harness perfectly. Without adequate supply-chains, niches are forced to become real-world. Think micro-integrated. It sounds staggering, but it's realistic! We will generate the aptitude of architectures to architect. We will whiteboard the jargon-based term "cross-media". Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and XSLT. Without users, you will lack solutions. Our technology takes the best aspects of J2EE and Unix. Without appropriate B2C2B obfuscation, supply-chains are forced to become vertical. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. A company that can scale elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to expedite defiantly. We have come to know that it is better to whiteboard virally than to transform robustly. Interbiznet is the industry leader of magnetic bandwidth. We have proven we know that if you productize strategically then you may also drive iteravely. We will rev up our aptitude to upgrade without lessening our capacity to facilitate. The metrics for content are more well-understood if they are not long-term. If you monetize magnetically, you may have to utilize vertically. Think cyber-real-time. Your budget for utilizing should be at least one-half of your budget for transforming. The R&D factor is social-network-based. We think that most virtual web portals use far too much XML, and not enough Unix. What does the term "ROI metrics" really mean? What does the term "fractal branding" really mean?