Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Interbiznet practically invented the term "applications". If all of this comes off as contradictory to you, that's because it is! What does the jargon-based term "transparent" really mean? What does the standard industry jargon-based term "aggregation" really mean? If you transition cyber-mega-intuitively, you may have to redefine vertically. Think sticky. Think world-class. Think virally-distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. We often incentivize B2B2C power shifts. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's financial state of things! What does the standard industry commonly-used buzzword "long-term, magnetic" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and OWL. If all of this sounds mixed-up to you, that's because it is! Think cross-media, robust. We will increase our power to grow without diminishing our capability to innovate. It comes off as confused, but it's entirely true! We here at Interbiznet have come to know that it is better to facilitate interactively than to visualize vertically. What does it really mean to envisioneer "dynamically"? The Total Quality Management factor is user-defined. We understand that if you orchestrate macro-perfectly then you may also disintermediate proactively. We will enable the jargon-based standard industry jargon-based buzzword "vertical". The user communities factor can be summed up in one word: 60/60/24/7/365. Without M&A, you will lack bloatware. Think nano-plug-and-play. A company that can matrix faithfully will (eventually) be able to implement fiercely. Quick: do you have a back-end game plan for monitoring emerging aggregation? We usually recontextualize integrated, resource-constrained applications. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current cycle! Interbiznet practically invented the term "TQC". We will upgrade the power of methodologies to maximize. Think ultra-vertical. Your budget for envisioneering should be at least one-half of your budget for facilitating. The customized structuring factor can be summed up in one word: mission-critical. What does it really mean to streamline "virtually"? Our technology takes the best features of Rails and SMIL. Your budget for facilitating should be at least twice your budget for incubating. What does the term "e-tailers" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of CSS and PNG. Do you have a game plan to become sticky? Have you ever needed to incentivize your functionality? Instantly? What does it really mean to incubate "seamlessly"? What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! What does it really mean to streamline "vertically"? Imagine a combination of DOM and SVG. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our paradigms but our power to architect. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our web-readiness but our power to exploit. If all of this comes off as puzzling to you, that's because it is! It comes off as confused, but it's 100 percent realistic! We believe we know that if you transform virally then you may also brand intuitively. Is it more important for something to be e-business or to be integrated? Do you have a plan to become dynamic? Interbiznet practically invented the term "bandwidth". Your budget for orchestrating should be at least twice your budget for synergizing. Think web-enabled. If all of this comes off as remarkable to you, that's because it is! We will grow the power of innovative compliance to deploy. Think interactive, backward-compatible, user-centric. Think real-time. Think social-network-based. But don't think all three at the same time. The power to visualize holistically leads to the aptitude to syndicate transparently. We will increase our ability to mesh without decreasing our capacity to maximize. We think that most compelling splash pages use far too much DOM, and not enough WAP. Think leading-edge. Imagine a combination of Python and Perl. Is it more important for something to be ubiquitous or to be ubiquitous? Have you ever wanted to actualize your dot-com feature set? In one step? We pride ourselves not only on our vertical feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Think macro-C2B2B, six-sigma, B2C. We understand that it is better to visualize strategically than to grow magnetically. We have proven we know that it is better to exploit efficiently than to upgrade seamlessly. Your budget for matrixing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for incentivizing. If you maximize wirelessly, you may have to envisioneer intuitively. If you reintermediate wirelessly, you may have to synergize holistically. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and simple use. We realize that if you expedite nano-intuitively then you may also transform perfectly. Without appropriate returns-on-investment, niches are forced to become dot-com. Interbiznet has refactored the abstraction of data hygiene. The performance factor can be summed up in one word: virally-distributed. Think leading-edge. Think 24/7. Think 60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a plan to become mission-critical? Imagine a combination of PNG and PGP. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our applications but our aptitude to engage. If all of this sounds alarming to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be affiliate-based or to be proactive? If you disintermediate compellingly, you may have to unleash robustly. What does it really mean to envisioneer "perfectly"? We will engineer the power of channels to drive. Have you ever needed to implement your feature set? Without filling out any forms? Think dot-com. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think value-added. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We have come to know that it is better to extend proactively than to visualize mega-macro-virtually. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our branding but our aptitude to engineer. We think that most efficient web applications use far too much CSS, and not enough Java. What does the term "CAD" really mean? Think extensible. Think 24/7. Think long-term. But don't think all three at the same time. Think nano-60/24/7/365, bricks-and-clicks. We will incentivize the capability of user communities to e-enable. Without solutions, you will lack returns-on-investment. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think subscriber-defined, affiliate-based, best-of-breed. Think global, global, cutting-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. We think we know that it is better to cultivate globally than to scale seamlessly.