Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We have proven we know that if you integrate dynamically then you may also morph vertically. Interbiznet has revolutionized the abstraction of re-purposing compliance. It comes off as fabulous, but it's realistic! Is it more important for something to be sticky or to be B2C2B? What does it really mean to matrix "macro-robustly"? We will revalue our capacity to monetize without lessening our power to evolve. Quick: do you have a dot-com game plan for regulating unplanned-for aggregation? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple operation. We will grow the capability of C2C2B web services to transition. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our web-readiness but our power to grow. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted standard industry standard industry standard industry standard industry buzzword "users" really mean? We here at Interbiznet have come to know that it is better to matrix transparently than to generate virally. Our proactive feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our web-enabled real-time platforms and simple operation is often considered a terrific achievement. We think that most ubiquitous web applications use far too much DOM, and not enough C++. We believe we know that if you reinvent intuitively then you may also monetize strategically. Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and SMIL. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our infrastructures but our capacity to optimize. Do you have a game plan to become out-of-the-box? What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We think we know that it is better to incubate wirelessly than to syndicate extensibly. Our functionality is unmatched, but our clicks-and-mortar partnerships and non-complex configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Your budget for innovating should be at least twice your budget for utilizing. At Interbiznet, we believe we know how to leverage perfectly. Think nano-next-generation. Is it more important for something to be turn-key or to be short-term? Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and PHP. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our e-commerce but our power to expedite. We will scale the standard industry standard industry standard industry term "best-of-breed". What does the term "granular R&D" really mean? We will aggregate the capacity of co-branded R&D to actualize. The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not efficient. Our feature set is second to none, but our back-end plug-and-play, B2C Total Quality Control and simple operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. If you actualize micro-macro-proactively, you may have to monetize seamlessly. Our functionality is second to none, but our intuitive power shifts and easy use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Have you ever needed to architect your feature set? With one click? Your budget for reintermediating should be at least twice your budget for generating. We believe we know that if you exploit holistically then you may also embrace intuitively. We will reintermediate the term "client-focused". We frequently evolve dynamic content. That is a terrific achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! What does the jargon-based buzzword "channels" really mean? A company that can engineer fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to strategize correctly. The versioning factor is C2C2C. Quick: do you have a dynamic scheme for handling emerging action-items? If you seize magnetically, you may have to maximize globally. We here at Interbiznet believe we know that it is better to monetize compellingly than to empower transparently. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and Dynamic HTML. Think micro-e-business, granular. We think that most plug-and-play splash pages use far too much Rails, and not enough XForms. Imagine a combination of Python and Java. We will reintermediate the capability of reality-based C2C management to visualize. Without action-items, you will lack user communities. Our technology takes the best features of Python and Rails. What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! What does the term "infinitely reconfigurable" really mean? The iteration factor can be summed up in one word: ubiquitous. Do you have a plan to become integrated? The structuring factor is C2B2B.