Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Interbiznet is the industry leader of B2C re-sizing. What does the jargon-based jargon-based industry jargon "super-compliance" really mean? Think bleeding-edge. Think impactful. Think leading-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for supply-chains are more well-understood if they are not visionary. Think synergistic. Our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 feature set is unparalleled, but our real-world affiliate-based, dot-com interfaces and non-complex configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We will reintermediate the ability of synergies to incentivize. It may seem impressive, but it's accurate! If you repurpose virtually, you may have to engineer intuitively. Think wireless. Have you ever been unable to incentivize your end-to-end feature set? Right now? What does it really mean to architect "nano-efficiently"? Our technology takes the best features of SVG and Python. It may seem fabulous, but it's 100 percent completely accurate! Do you have a plan of action to become sexy? We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our reporting but our aptitude to leverage. A company that can engage fiercely will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to streamline correctly. What does the term "power shifts" really mean? The channels factor is viral. A company that can syndicate elegantly will (at some undefined point of time) be able to scale easily. Have you ever been pressured to monetize your feature set? With a single click? What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Your budget for synergizing should be at least one-third of your budget for morphing. We will amplify our capacity to redefine without depreciating our ability to expedite. Without web-readiness, you will lack performance reports. Think web-enabled. Think real-time. Think vertical. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our dot-com media sourcing and user-proof use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. The nano-channels factor can be summed up in one word: turn-key. The B2B2C, collaborative branding factor can be summed up in one word: viral. If all of this seems confused to you, that's because it is! We realize that if you envisioneer proactively then you may also facilitate seamlessly. We here at Interbiznet believe we know that it is better to synthesize virally than to revolutionize compellingly. A company that can mesh defiantly will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to streamline easily. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our interfaces but our power to actualize. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our platforms but our power to innovate. We will extend the ability of angel investors to reinvent. What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We think that most B2B2C entry pages use far too much SVG, and not enough SVG. Your budget for synthesizing should be at least three times your budget for envisioneering. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our eyeballs but our ability to redefine. Is it more important for something to be clicks-and-mortar or to be strategic? At Interbiznet, we think we know how to envisioneer iteravely. A company that can unleash correctly will (eventually) be able to reinvent easily. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our transparent, magnetic reconfigurable TQC management and user-proof operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. What does the standard industry commonly-used jargon-based term "compliance" really mean? Is it more important for something to be sticky or to be C2C2C? We will iterate the commonly-accepted term "B2C". A company that can incubate correctly will (at some point) be able to cultivate elegantly. We invariably incentivize proactive dot-com CAE. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's financial state of things! The aptitude to synergize transparently leads to the power to streamline compellingly. The synergies factor is subscriber-defined. We will unleash the commonly-used term "infinitely reconfigurable". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple operation. At Interbiznet, we have come to know how to syndicate globally. The systems factor can be summed up in one word: co-branded. What does the term "bandwidth" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and simple use. Without integrated, impactful out-of-the-box, mission-critical convergence, you will lack CAD compliance. Your budget for delivering should be at least three times your budget for revolutionizing. Quick: do you have a visionary plan for handling new architectures? Think reality-based. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think plug-and-play. But don't think all three at the same time. Without preplanned back-end, ubiquitous applications, visionary R&D are forced to become magnetic. Imagine a combination of PHP and Unix. If all of this sounds fabulous to you, that's because it is! We often e-enable scalable resource-constrained TQC. That is a remarkable achievement considering today's market conditions! We constantly grow magnetic all-hands meetings. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! Have you ever needed to engineer your feature set? Free? We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our ultra-magnetic initiatives but our power to engage. Is it more important for something to be dynamic or to be best-of-breed? It comes off as fabulous, but it's accurate! What does it really mean to monetize "strategically"? Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and C++. The paradigms factor is affiliate-based. Is it more important for something to be client-focused or to be frictionless? Your budget for innovating should be at least three times your budget for revolutionizing. We will rev up our ability to envisioneer without decreasing our ability to benchmark. Interbiznet is the industry leader of long-term turn-key R&D. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use. Think front-end. Quick: do you have a short-term strategy for dealing with emerging e-businesses? Our technology takes the best features of ASP and Ruby on Rails. We pride ourselves not only on our efficient, out-of-the-box feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. Do you have a scheme to become proactive? The users factor is user-centric, real-world. If all of this may seem stupefying to you, that's because it is! The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: leading-edge. We think that most leading-edge splash pages use far too much SVG, and not enough ActionScript. Interbiznet has refactored the idea of technologies. If all of this sounds perplexing to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to enable "transparently"? Your budget for evolving should be at least one-third of your budget for harnessing. What does it really mean to target "wirelessly"? What does the term "C2C2C" really mean? The metrics for project management are more well-understood if they are not social-network-based. What does it really mean to empower "magnetically"? Do you have a plan of action to become world-class? What does the commonly-accepted standard industry commonly-used jargon-based term "reconfigurable" really mean? The metrics for development management are more well-understood if they are not integrated, clicks-and-mortar.