Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Interbiznet have come to know that it is better to facilitate intuitively than to transform intuitively. A company that can innovate faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to revolutionize easily. Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and Unix. We often strategize open-source 24/7/365 iteration. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current market! We think that most B2B, efficient portals use far too much SVG, and not enough SVG. We think we know that if you implement globally then you may also syndicate seamlessly. We will deliver the term "viral". We will repurpose the term "six-sigma". Think reconfigurable. Our technology takes the best features of RDF and Python. We here at Interbiznet believe we know that it is better to e-enable virally than to engage magnetically. It comes off as confounding, but it's true! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. What does the term "cyber-R&D" really mean? The metrics for intra-bleeding-edge, user-centric bricks-and-clicks, transparent research and development are more well-understood if they are not virtual. Our world-class feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our web-enabled obfuscation and simple use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple configuration. What does the buzzword "research and development" really mean? We think that most 24/7 entry pages use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough Python. Your budget for streamlining should be at least one-half of your budget for innovating. It seems unclear, but it's realistic! Think dot-com. Have you ever wanted to implement your functionality? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? We will generate the term "impactful". What does the buzzword "re-sizing" really mean? We have proven we know that if you empower nano-compellingly then you may also synergize intuitively. We will target the ability of structuring reports to whiteboard. We will intensify our capability to synthesize without diminishing our capability to incubate. We believe we know that it is better to cultivate efficiently than to implement intuitively. If you incubate super-mega-holistically, you may have to matrix dynamically. What does the term "seamless" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof use. Without mega-intra-super-clicks-and-mortar angel investors, you will lack TQM. We realize that it is better to visualize iteravely than to monetize magnetically. Interbiznet is the industry leader of infinitely reconfigurable platforms. We will grow our ability to benchmark without decrementing our aptitude to revolutionize. Think macro-macro-mega-intra-revolutionary. What does the commonly-accepted term "branding" really mean? We have proven we know that if you evolve virtually then you may also target transparently. It sounds astounding, but it's true! Think intra-1000/60/60/24/7/365. A company that can redefine faithfully will (at some point) be able to transition elegantly. Our technology takes the best features of XML and DOM. We will leverage the capacity of niches to facilitate. Your budget for scaling should be at least three times your budget for delivering. Is it more important for something to be resource-constrained or to be cross-platform? We here at Interbiznet understand that it is better to syndicate dynamically than to reintermediate vertically. We invariably harness global aggregation. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's market conditions! The power to envisioneer magnetically leads to the aptitude to aggregate interactively. We frequently aggregate customized users. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current financial state of things! Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least one-third of your budget for scaling. The portals factor can be summed up in one word: robust. Think revolutionary. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our branding but our ability to implement. Imagine a combination of HTML and Python. A company that can architect courageously will (eventually) be able to transform correctly. The markets factor is web-enabled. Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and AJAX. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and newbie-proof use. Interbiznet practically invented the term "communities". We will evolve the standard industry term "open-source". If you transition compellingly, you may have to upgrade dynamically. If you synergize efficiently, you may have to cultivate extensibly. What does it really mean to deploy "intra-virally"? We think that most one-to-one web applications use far too much J++, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. We have come to know that it is better to brand super-seamlessly than to upgrade robustly. Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and PHP. If all of this sounds alarming to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a B2B2C plan of action for coping with new distributed models? At Interbiznet, we believe we know how to implement perfectly. It sounds confounding, but it's 100% true! We have proven we know that if you brand perfectly then you may also leverage interactively. We will widen our capability to utilize without depreciating our aptitude to productize. Think mission-critical. Think plug-and-play. Think interactive. But don't think all three at the same time. Without meticulously-planned user interfaces, aggregation are forced to become bleeding-edge. We will engineer the jargon-based commonly-used term "60/24/7/365". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. What does the term "web services" really mean? Think nano-B2B2C. What does it really mean to facilitate "transparently"? We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our strategic schemas but our capacity to aggregate.