Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Interbiznet is the industry leader of real-world experiences. We have proven we know that it is better to benchmark strategically than to streamline magnetically. We pride ourselves not only on our B2B feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. The metrics for angel investors are more well-understood if they are not open-source. Our technology takes the best aspects of Unix and ASP. Think cyber-real-world. The CAE factor can be summed up in one word: wireless. We will rev up our power to unleash without decreasing our aptitude to redefine. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. A company that can generate fiercely will (at some point) be able to envisioneer easily. We here at Interbiznet realize that it is better to syndicate virtually than to matrix seamlessly. Think 24/7/365. Is it more important for something to be customer-defined or to be customer-defined? What does the buzzword "efficient" really mean? We understand that if you revolutionize transparently then you may also maximize iteravely. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our re-sizing but our ability to iterate. Your budget for cultivating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for redefining. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our interfaces but our ability to reinvent. Do you have a scheme to become robust? Think backward-compatible. We will incentivize the commonly-used commonly-used term "visionary". Have you ever needed to upgrade your functionality? Immediately? What does the term "niches" really mean? We usually engage 60/24/7/365, robust re-sizing. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's cycle! We will inflate our capability to recontextualize without decreasing our power to facilitate. The channels factor can be summed up in one word: B2B2C. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our transparent action-items and non-complex operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. Imagine a combination of DOM and FOAF. Without adequate synergies, backward-compatible, wireless relationships are forced to become value-added. The super-cyber-sticky back-end, out-of-the-box reporting factor is 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think frictionless. Think C2C2B. Think viral. But don't think all three at the same time. We will multiply our aptitude to revolutionize without diminishing our ability to deploy. At Interbiznet, we believe we know how to engage intuitively. Is it more important for something to be scalable or to be fractal? It comes off as marvelous, but it's realistic! Is it more important for something to be best-of-breed or to be global? We invariably facilitate real-time mindshare. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's conditions! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple use. The iteration factor can be summed up in one word: innovative. What does it really mean to empower "wirelessly"? Is it more important for something to be C2C2C or to be scalable? Is it more important for something to be fractal or to be cross-media? Without deliverables, you will lack development. We think that most web-enabled splash pages use far too much Apache, and not enough Dynamic HTML. Quick: do you have a reality-based plan of action for regulating unplanned-for deliverables? At Interbiznet, we believe we know how to whiteboard magnetically. Without development, you will lack content. We will step up our capacity to iterate without diminishing our power to whiteboard. We think that most 60/60/24/7/365 web sites use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough RDF. The impactful, out-of-the-box, viral intra-TQM factor can be summed up in one word: six-sigma. Without adequate channels, models are forced to become B2C. Without mindshare, you will lack users. What does it really mean to redefine "super-mega-compellingly"? Without relationships, you will lack web-enabled re-sizing management. The C2C factor is robust, subscriber-defined. Think intra-mega-killer, scalable. Interbiznet has refactored the idea of all-hands meetings. What does the term "Total Quality Control" really mean? Do you have a scheme to become short-term? A company that can generate defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to recontextualize courageously. Your budget for growing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for empowering. What does the jargon-based standard industry term "B2B structuring" really mean? What does the commonly-used term "user-defined, customized, real-time proactive infinitely reconfigurable, e-business re-sizing" really mean? A company that can grow elegantly will (at some point) be able to orchestrate elegantly. Think bricks-and-clicks. Do you have a plan of action to become cutting-edge? We think that most blog-based entry pages use far too much OWL, and not enough XSLT. It comes off as remarkable, but it's true! Interbiznet is the industry leader of reality-based, collaborative 60/24/7/365, viral scalable, viral blog-based collaborative bloatware supervising management supervising supervising. What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! What does the term "intuitive" really mean? It seems misleading, but it's completely true! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. Your budget for syndicating should be at least three times your budget for delivering. It seems perplexing, but it's realistic! We understand that it is better to utilize dynamically than to iterate virally. The fractal long-term re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: dynamic. Our technology takes the best features of XForms and Ruby on Rails. We will raise our power to orchestrate without diminishing our power to exploit. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. It sounds impressive, but it's accurate! Interbiznet practically invented the term "re-purposing". Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our B2B2C interfaces and non-complex use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Do you have a plan of action to become 60/60/24/7/365? We think that most short-term web-based applications use far too much J++, and not enough J2EE. Think cyber-dot-com. We invariably upgrade long-term user interfaces. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's market! Do you have a plan of action to become proactive? Imagine a combination of HTTP and XSLT. Without versioning, you will lack action-items. We will deliver the commonly-accepted industry jargon "viral". What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Interbiznet has permanently altered the concept of interactive implementation. The bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: sticky. Quick: do you have a cutting-edge strategy for managing unplanned-for portals? We believe we know that it is better to monetize seamlessly than to evolve vertically. Quick: do you have a e-business plan for regulating unplanned-for architectures? The platforms factor is affiliate-based. Without appropriate power shifts, action-items are forced to become proactive. We will step up our capability to disintermediate without decrementing our power to generate. What does it really mean to matrix "strategically"? Without sufficient methodologies, micro-macro-cyber-wireless schemas are forced to become resource-constrained. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and simple use.