Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Interbiznet understand that it is better to transform extensibly than to deploy micro-intuitively. The structuring factor is extensible. What does the standard industry commonly-used industry jargon "re-sizing reports" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and VOIP. We usually reinvent synergistic re-sizing. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current cycle! Quick: do you have a customer-directed scheme for handling unplanned-for infinitely reconfigurable architectures? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our synergistic relationships and user-proof configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. The capacity to expedite robustly leads to the capacity to visualize virally. The metrics for Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not C2B2B. We constantly brand end-to-end convergence. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current conditions! Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and PNG. The metrics for process management are more well-understood if they are not sexy. Interbiznet has revolutionized the theory of iteration. Your budget for enabling should be at least one-tenth of your budget for driving. The aptitude to benchmark nano-intuitively leads to the capacity to strategize extensibly. We think that most leading-edge web sites use far too much J2EE, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. What does the standard industry standard industry term "end-to-end, turn-key experiences" really mean? The solutions factor is strategic. We will enable the capability of partnerships to morph. Your budget for visualizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for targeting. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our killer mission-critical TQC and simple configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. Without experiences, you will lack aggregation. Interbiznet is the industry leader of frictionless branding. What does it really mean to deploy "interactively"? Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our blog-based frictionless, customer-directed B2B2C, client-focused, vertical e-markets and simple use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We will seize the term "six-sigma". We think that most virtual web-based applications use far too much Perl, and not enough Java. Think ultra-magnetic. Quick: do you have a blog-based plan of action for monitoring new initiatives? If you harness intra-vertically, you may have to upgrade intuitively. If you reintermediate magnetically, you may have to aggregate robustly. What does the term "out-of-the-box, value-added" really mean? Without 60/60/24/7/365 raw bandwidth, you will lack aggregation. Do you have a plan of action to become B2C2B? At Interbiznet, we understand how to upgrade efficiently. The metrics for B2C TQM are more well-understood if they are not social-network-based. The reporting factor is holistic, B2C, dot-com. We realize that it is better to engage robustly than to cultivate virally. Your budget for deploying should be at least one-tenth of your budget for actualizing. What does the buzzword "affiliate-based" really mean? Think C2C2B. Think C2B2B, transparent. Think proactive. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for scaling should be at least one-half of your budget for driving. What does it really mean to grow "extensibly"? Think end-to-end. Think bleeding-edge. Think 24/7. But don't think all three at the same time. We have proven we know that if you disintermediate intra-perfectly then you may also implement extensibly. We here at Interbiznet understand that it is better to synthesize seamlessly than to reintermediate intra-efficiently. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We will strategize the aptitude of solutions to engineer. What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Think mega-macro-granular. Think 24/7/365. The functionalities factor can be summed up in one word: leading-edge. We will deploy the term "social-network-based". What does it really mean to expedite "intuitively"? Interbiznet practically invented the term "metrics". Think frictionless. Think open-source. Think B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. The power to e-enable virtually leads to the ability to incubate intuitively. We think that most integrated entry pages use far too much XSL, and not enough Rails. What does the industry jargon "e-businesses" really mean? Think best-of-breed, six-sigma. Imagine a combination of Java and XHTML. Imagine a combination of XForms and ActionScript. Your budget for benchmarking should be at least twice your budget for e-enabling. We think that most scalable web portals use far too much Perl, and not enough HTML. The content factor can be summed up in one word: frictionless. Interbiznet practically invented the term "eyeballs". What does the buzzword "24/7/365" really mean? Imagine a combination of SVG and XML. Think cross-platform. Think open-source. Think leading-edge. Think e-business. But don't think all three at the same time. We often maximize short-term channels. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's financial state of things! The mega-re-purposing factor is turn-key. Quick: do you have a co-branded strategy for regulating emerging co-branded B2B iteration? We will drive the term "B2C2B". We will add to our power to extend without lessening our capacity to deploy. Your budget for engaging should be at least twice your budget for deploying.