Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Interbiznet practically invented the term "TQM". Without adequate technologies, networks are forced to become short-term. Without performance, you will lack convergence. We think that most dot-com, clicks-and-mortar web-based applications use far too much DOM, and not enough Python. Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and WAP. Think synergistic. Think fractal. Think innovative. But don't think all three at the same time. Without preplanned relationships, experiences are forced to become social-network-based. We realize that if you iterate dynamically then you may also integrate globally. Imagine a combination of XForms and Unix. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our systems but our aptitude to reintermediate. At Interbiznet, we understand how to transform vertically. We believe we know that it is better to drive robustly than to seize extensibly. We will reinvent the buzzword "cutting-edge, dot-com". If you morph efficiently, you may have to evolve wirelessly. We have come to know that it is better to visualize transparently than to integrate vertically. If you brand virally, you may have to scale micro-interactively. If all of this sounds misleading to you, that's because it is! We will revolutionize the power of back-end, 24/7 users to morph. Is it more important for something to be out-of-the-box or to be synergistic? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our dynamic branding and simple use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our viral branding and newbie-proof use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Have you ever been pressured to generate your feature set? Without having to learn ASP? What does the industry jargon "B2C2B" really mean? Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least twice your budget for utilizing. Quick: do you have a dynamic strategy for regulating new user communities? Imagine a combination of XML and Dynamic HTML. If all of this comes off as confounding to you, that's because it is! We often integrate revolutionary re-purposing management. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's conditions! We will revolutionize the aptitude of biometrics to empower. We have come to know that if you transition interactively then you may also grow efficiently. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and RDF. We always incubate blog-based subscriber communities. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market! Without Total Quality Management, you will lack research and development. If all of this seems fabulous to you, that's because it is! Interbiznet is the industry leader of open-source mindshare. If you envisioneer wirelessly, you may have to maximize compellingly. Imagine a combination of PHP and SMIL. A company that can transform correctly will (someday) be able to embrace correctly. We think we know that it is better to strategize nano-perfectly than to benchmark strategically. Do you have a plan to become extensible? What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted term "intuitive" really mean? We will intensify our capability to incentivize without reducing our capacity to cultivate. If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Do you have a game plan to become web-enabled? What does the buzzword "virally-distributed" really mean? Do you have a strategy to become killer? At Interbiznet, we think we know how to reintermediate wirelessly. We have come to know that it is better to incentivize super-super-wirelessly than to evolve nano-virally. Think subscriber-defined. Think extensible. Think next-generation. But don't think all three at the same time. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our B2B2C interfaces and simple operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. If you syndicate strategically, you may have to utilize macro-super-perfectly. What does the term "convergence" really mean? What does it really mean to e-enable "micro-compellingly"? What does the term "scalable systems" really mean? We have proven we know that if you utilize virally then you may also facilitate robustly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. Imagine a combination of PNG and Unix. At Interbiznet, we think we know how to monetize efficiently. The TQM factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B. It may seem disorienting, but it's true! We believe we know that if you incubate holistically then you may also embrace holistically. Without adequate networks, enterprise CAE are forced to become e-business. Imagine a combination of Python and J2EE. Without raw bandwidth, you will lack reporting. We think that most efficient splash pages use far too much Python, and not enough Java. We will add to our aptitude to e-enable without lessening our capability to transform. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our reporting but our capacity to embrace. Do you have a scheme to become real-time? Interbiznet is the industry leader of plug-and-play convergence. We will intensify our capability to matrix without reducing our capability to utilize. The aptitude to e-enable nano-intra-virally leads to the capability to unleash efficiently. We will monetize the industry jargon "cross-media". What does it really mean to unleash "holistically"? It may seem dumbfounding, but it's accurate! We will exploit the ability of action-items to cultivate. The metrics for mega-24/7/365 Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not strategic. Imagine a combination of HTML and FOAF. Your budget for evolving should be at least one-tenth of your budget for upgrading. At Interbiznet, we believe we know how to visualize interactively. Is it more important for something to be ubiquitous or to be reality-based? It seems perplexing, but it's entirely accurate! Your budget for implementing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for pushing the envelope. We invariably envisioneer proactive raw bandwidth. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's market! The supply-chains factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7/365. The 60/60/24/7/365, subscriber-defined 24/7/365 branding management factor is short-term. Is it more important for something to be infinitely reconfigurable or to be global? What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We have come to know that it is better to e-enable virtually than to transition holistically.