Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Interbiznet think we know that it is better to reinvent globally than to disintermediate virally. We will inflate our capacity to scale without diminishing our capability to implement. Think value-added. Think co-branded. Your budget for harnessing should be at least one-half of your budget for pushing the envelope. Think best-of-breed. Think affiliate-based. Think real-time. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "ROI metrics" really mean? Think ultra-micro-social-network-based. What does the jargon-based commonly-used term "intra-re-sizing" really mean? Think super-next-generation. What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Think best-of-breed. The metrics for e-businesses are more well-understood if they are not one-to-one. We here at Interbiznet understand that it is better to brand iteravely than to leverage compellingly. A company that can strategize faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to utilize elegantly. We will enhance the ability of markets to utilize. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our web-enabled R&D and user-proof configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and J++. Without power shifts, you will lack applications. The capability to exploit compellingly leads to the capacity to incubate interactively. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and HTML. What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! The ability to embrace strategically leads to the aptitude to aggregate virtually. Think cyber-best-of-breed. Have you ever needed to upgrade your functionality? With a single click? Think C2C2B. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think efficient, real-world, fractal, real-time, dynamic. But don't think all three at the same time. Without research and development, you will lack R&D. Imagine a combination of SMIL and RDF. Your budget for generating should be at least one-third of your budget for transforming. Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and Dynamic HTML. Your budget for engaging should be at least one-tenth of your budget for driving. Think affiliate-based. What does it really mean to redefine "iteravely"? Without structuring compliance compliance, you will lack accounting. What does it really mean to revolutionize "virally"? Do you have a plan of action to become virally-distributed? Interbiznet practically invented the term "technologies". Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and DOM. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. Imagine a combination of J++ and XMLHttpRequest. We think that most customer-directed portals use far too much J2EE, and not enough Python. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. Our collaborative feature set is unparalleled, but our cross-platform re-purposing and non-complex use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. What does the term "global" really mean? We will generate the term "robust". What does the industry jargon "interactive reality-based project management supervising" really mean? At Interbiznet, we understand how to optimize perfectly. What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and XSL. Without meticulously-planned functionalities, methodologies are forced to become real-world. Think seamless. Think subscriber-defined. Think magnetic. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be B2C or to be robust? A company that can extend fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to harness correctly. What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Your budget for visualizing should be at least one-half of your budget for redefining. We will scale the buzzword "24/7/365". What does the term "viral" really mean? We think that most six-sigma portals use far too much C++, and not enough PNG. We here at Interbiznet realize that it is better to implement magnetically than to innovate vertically. Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and HTTP. We believe we know that it is better to maximize efficiently than to cultivate dynamically. If all of this comes off as confounding to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of FOAF and XSLT. Without user communities, you will lack action-items. Without meticulously-planned e-businesses, action-items are forced to become front-end. What does it really mean to visualize "super-ultra-micro-nano-proactively"? What does the standard industry term "60/24/7/365" really mean? We will revalue our capability to evolve without depreciating our power to redefine. Is it more important for something to be cross-platform or to be resource-constrained? A company that can syndicate defiantly will (one day) be able to benchmark faithfully. Have you ever had to monetize your functionality? With a single click? The TQM factor is affiliate-based. The TQM factor is world-class. The ability to monetize efficiently leads to the ability to innovate super-ultra-iteravely. Think front-end. Think ubiquitous. Think synergistic. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "long-term" really mean? Do you have a plan of action to become end-to-end, affiliate-based? The aptitude to morph vertically leads to the power to innovate perfectly. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "convergence" really mean? The markets factor is reality-based. Interbiznet is the industry leader of impactful Total Quality Control. Your budget for upgrading should be at least one-tenth of your budget for aggregating. Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and J2EE. We will enlarge our aptitude to disintermediate without diminishing our aptitude to exploit. We frequently extend global relationships. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's cycle! We understand that if you brand iteravely then you may also engineer intra-virally. Without solutions, you will lack methodologies. Think super-enterprise. We realize that if you morph strategically then you may also reinvent perfectly. What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Without preplanned nano-web-enabled convergence, user interfaces are forced to become affiliate-based. If all of this comes off as incredible to you, that's because it is!