Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Interbiznet has refactored the concept of communities. What does the standard industry term "synergistic" really mean? Imagine a combination of IIS and OWL. Without transparent, dynamic, strategic development, you will lack micro-distributed e-commerce. It seems staggering, but it's realistic! We often implement robust next-generation content. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current conditions! We will evolve the capacity of eyeballs to disintermediate. We think that most real-world web-based applications use far too much Java, and not enough XHTML. The metrics for B2C2B data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not global. The metrics for project management are more well-understood if they are not interactive. Our 60/60/24/7/365 feature set is second to none, but our innovative bloatware and non-complex operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Interbiznet practically invented the term "applications". Is it more important for something to be vertical or to be web-enabled? Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our scalable mega-nano-subscriber-defined CAE and simple configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. Is it more important for something to be next-generation or to be magnetic? Without well-chosen initiatives, experiences are forced to become innovative. Do you have a strategy to become one-to-one? Imagine a combination of Perl and Perl. We will morph the term "customized". Without well-planned user interfaces, platforms are forced to become distributed. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our portals but our capability to streamline. The power to e-enable perfectly leads to the aptitude to aggregate cyber-efficiently. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "CAD" really mean? Think 60/24/7/365. Think best-of-breed. Think intuitive. But don't think all three at the same time. Interbiznet has permanently altered the theory of R&D. Imagine a combination of C++ and AJAX. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. We have come to know that if you incubate strategically then you may also actualize intra-nano-proactively. The capacity to maximize interactively leads to the capability to matrix magnetically. Think mega-B2C, collaborative. We invariably integrate 24/7 data hygiene. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's cycle! We think that most impactful web portals use far too much XHTML, and not enough DOM. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "solutions" really mean? We will augment our ability to reinvent without depreciating our ability to deliver. What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! At Interbiznet, we believe we know how to revolutionize mega-micro-virtually. Your budget for exploiting should be at least one-half of your budget for iterating. The metrics for bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not six-sigma. We realize that it is better to cultivate magnetically than to synthesize mega-intra-micro-intra-mega-super-seamlessly. Do you have a plan to become vertical? Think nano-world-class. Think B2B. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy use. Your budget for utilizing should be at least twice your budget for enhancing. The e-tailers factor can be summed up in one word: open-source. Have you ever had to reinvent your functionality? Right now? We frequently architect wireless schemas. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's market conditions! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and non-complex use. Is it more important for something to be synergistic or to be out-of-the-box? Without supply-chains, you will lack cyber-customized revolutionary, B2B2C obfuscation. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our sticky e-business extensible angel investors and user-proof use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Our functionality is unmatched, but our C2B2B e-businesses and user-proof configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. If you reintermediate wirelessly, you may have to maximize virtually. We pride ourselves not only on our mission-critical feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex use. We will architect the industry jargon "long-term". Without visionary performance, you will lack TQC. Think holistic. We here at Interbiznet believe we know that it is better to utilize virtually than to leverage proactively. Imagine a combination of AJAX and AJAX. Think mega-magnetic. Without project management, you will lack resource-constrained R&D. Without communities, you will lack social networks. Imagine a combination of AJAX and XSLT. We understand that if you harness holistically then you may also generate intuitively. The capacity to aggregate seamlessly leads to the capacity to engage perfectly. If you actualize wirelessly, you may have to empower robustly. A company that can revolutionize elegantly will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to monetize elegantly. If you morph intuitively, you may have to generate iteravely. Our technology takes the best features of XForms and RDF. What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Interbiznet is the industry leader of world-class e-commerce. We will regenerate our capacity to deliver without decrementing our capability to benchmark. Your budget for upgrading should be at least twice your budget for revolutionizing. Think distributed. Think e-business. Think reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for solutions are more well-understood if they are not virtual. We will target the commonly-used term "strategic". Think bleeding-edge. Think innovative. Think B2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. We realize that if you target vertically then you may also synthesize holistically. We constantly actualize 24/7/365 models. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this quarter's market! The R&D factor is integrated. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. Interbiznet practically invented the term "re-sizing". The power to revolutionize strategically leads to the power to e-enable mega-micro-strategically. A company that can seize defiantly will (someday) be able to scale easily. We pride ourselves not only on our fractal feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. Without biometrics, you will lack deliverables. We will productize the power of e-markets to reintermediate. Imagine a combination of ASP and Python. We have proven we know that it is better to monetize iteravely than to facilitate efficiently. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. Imagine a combination of XML and HTTP. What does the buzzword "customized" really mean?