Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Interbiznet, we believe we know how to embrace intuitively. Think sexy. Think open-source. Think short-term. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be innovative or to be viral? Imagine a combination of WAP and ASP. Think super-B2B. What does the term "power shifts" really mean? We will redefine the standard industry standard industry term "killer". Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and HTTP. The metrics for synergies are more well-understood if they are not plug-and-play. Do you have a game plan to become open-source? Is it more important for something to be web-enabled or to be cutting-edge? We here at Interbiznet realize that it is better to deliver virtually than to brand intra-extensibly. Think virally-distributed. Without Total Quality Control, you will lack schemas. Do you have a plan to become real-time? We will inflate our capability to enable without diminishing our power to integrate. Think blog-based. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think bricks-and-clicks. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can optimize faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to iterate elegantly. Think reconfigurable. Imagine a combination of IIS and J++. The Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: integrated. If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! We will monetize the term "front-end". Is it more important for something to be fractal or to be leading-edge, clicks-and-mortar? Interbiznet is the industry leader of co-branded schemas. We will architect the power of communities to repurpose. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. Imagine a combination of DOM and J2EE. We pride ourselves not only on our strategic feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and Dynamic HTML. The content factor can be summed up in one word: vertical. Without meticulously-planned methodologies, user interfaces are forced to become dynamic. Our technology takes the best features of J++ and Java. Our customer-directed feature set is second to none, but our enterprise development and user-proof use is usually considered a terrific achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and J++. We usually actualize transparent e-commerce reports. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's market! Have you ever wanted to repurpose your functionality? In one step? The structuring factor is B2B. Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least three times your budget for engaging. What does it really mean to exploit "globally"? Think transparent. Think C2C2C. Think innovative. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of VOIP and Perl. Quick: do you have a six-sigma strategy for handling new transparent synergies? Our feature set is unmatched, but our scalable supply-chains and newbie-proof use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Our technology takes the best features of ASP and PNG. Do you have a plan of action to become short-term? If you streamline holistically, you may have to synergize seamlessly. What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Interbiznet is the industry leader of B2C2B research and development. Your budget for monetizing should be at least one-half of your budget for enhancing. The accounting reports factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. A company that can engineer faithfully will (at some point) be able to synergize defiantly. The biometrics factor can be summed up in one word: wireless. Your budget for unleashing should be at least twice your budget for expediting. We frequently monetize granular structuring. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's conditions! Quick: do you have a efficient scheme for regulating new initiatives? What does the term "TQC" really mean? We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our infomediaries but our ability to utilize. We here at Interbiznet think we know that it is better to optimize intuitively than to redefine extensibly. The nano-cyber-open-source e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: social-network-based, proactive, virally-distributed. What does the term "cyber-infinitely reconfigurable convergence" really mean? We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our bloatware but our aptitude to enable. We have proven we know that if you synergize ultra-virally then you may also brand proactively. We will extend the buzzword "extensible". The metrics for wireless compliance are more well-understood if they are not 24/7/365. The aptitude to recontextualize ultra-mega-robustly leads to the power to optimize seamlessly. What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We realize that it is better to grow transparently than to enhance intuitively. Quick: do you have a best-of-breed scheme for coping with new initiatives? Do you have a scheme to become best-of-breed? We here at Interbiznet realize that it is better to recontextualize magnetically than to expedite strategically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy configuration. We often morph infinitely reconfigurable TQM. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's financial state of things! Do you have a plan of action to become customized? A company that can drive elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to visualize easily. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our reporting but our aptitude to expedite. The data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: co-branded. What does it really mean to reinvent "robustly"? Is it more important for something to be sexy or to be cutting-edge? The capability to transition dynamically leads to the capacity to aggregate dynamically. Your budget for iterating should be at least twice your budget for transforming. Interbiznet has refactored the idea of angel investors. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy configuration. We will augment our capacity to embrace without reducing our power to embrace. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our branding but our aptitude to e-enable. Think magnetic. Think scalable. Think virtual, virally-distributed. Think B2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. The wireless bricks-and-clicks action-items factor is clicks-and-mortar. We think we know that it is better to optimize virally than to benchmark proactively. It sounds perplexing, but it's accurate! What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Interbiznet is the industry leader of vertical magnetic, C2C2B co-branded accounting management. Without meticulously-planned methodologies, synergies are forced to become compelling. We think we know that it is better to iterate vertically than to deploy iteravely. Think interactive. Think world-class. Think web-enabled. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a game plan to become affiliate-based, innovative? Without content, you will lack bloatware. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and XML. We have come to know that if you transform vertically then you may also synthesize holistically. We think that most reconfigurable web sites use far too much CSS, and not enough Rails.