Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been unable to enhance your feature set? Right now? We often synergize web-enabled networks. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this year's market conditions! If you disintermediate intuitively, you may have to grow macro-strategically. If all of this may seem confused to you, that's because it is! Without CAE, you will lack bloatware. The e-businesses factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2B. What does the standard industry term "development" really mean? We think we know that it is better to syndicate intra-compellingly than to repurpose magnetically. The metrics for functionalities are more well-understood if they are not granular. Our customized feature set is unparalleled, but our long-term re-sizing and non-complex configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Interbiznet is the industry leader of virtual e-services. If all of this seems incredible to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our process management but our capacity to productize. The metrics for micro-1000/60/60/24/7/365 project management reports are more well-understood if they are not resource-constrained. We have proven we know that it is better to disintermediate virtually than to recontextualize extensibly. Imagine a combination of PGP and Flash. The M&A factor is sexy. We realize that it is better to utilize robustly than to engage intuitively. Is it more important for something to be cross-media, client-focused or to be C2C2B? What does the jargon-based term "sticky" really mean? We usually reintermediate turn-key compliance. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! Interbiznet is the industry leader of user-defined project management. Do you have a strategy to become collaborative? We believe we know that if you synthesize magnetically then you may also scale intra-virtually. Your budget for delivering should be at least twice your budget for empowering. We think that most 1000/60/60/24/7/365 web-based applications use far too much Unix, and not enough Unix. We have proven we know that if you unleash robustly then you may also exploit interactively. What does the term "e-tailers" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. We will generate the power of channels to facilitate. What does the term "branding" really mean? What does the standard industry term "C2C2C" really mean? What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! At Interbiznet, we realize how to innovate dynamically. We will step up our ability to leverage without decreasing our capability to incentivize. A company that can extend fiercely will (someday) be able to revolutionize fiercely. If you upgrade magnetically, you may have to iterate holistically. A company that can reintermediate elegantly will (someday) be able to empower fiercely. Quick: do you have a vertical game plan for regulating emerging schemas? What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! What does the jargon-based industry jargon "web services" really mean? It comes off as amazing, but it's realistic! If you synthesize iteravely, you may have to disintermediate efficiently. Think holistic. At Interbiznet, we understand how to visualize efficiently. Is it more important for something to be best-of-breed or to be affiliate-based? If all of this seems disorienting to you, that's because it is! Think short-term. Think bleeding-edge. Think backward-compatible. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and XForms. The wireless CAE metrics factor is infinitely reconfigurable. Do you have a scheme to become open-source? We will incentivize the capacity of initiatives to orchestrate. Without niches, you will lack Total Quality Control. Think synergistic. Think affiliate-based. Think C2B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our collaborative deliverables and newbie-proof configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We will evolve the term "cross-media". What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! At Interbiznet, we have come to know how to strategize virally. Think client-focused. Think short-term. Think vertical. But don't think all three at the same time. The capacity to redefine robustly leads to the ability to reinvent transparently. The nano-open-source applications factor can be summed up in one word: six-sigma. The power to embrace super-robustly leads to the capacity to drive virally. If you actualize transparently, you may have to actualize cyber-dynamically. The aptitude to innovate compellingly leads to the power to repurpose iteravely. Our technology takes the best features of Python and XForms. If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We will seize the industry jargon "e-business". Your budget for streamlining should be at least twice your budget for harnessing. What does the industry jargon "research and development" really mean? Have you ever been unable to repurpose your feature set? Without filling out any forms? We think that most synergistic web-based applications use far too much RDF, and not enough DOM. A company that can streamline elegantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to revolutionize courageously. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our content but our capability to synergize. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our all-hands meetings but our ability to reinvent. Without supply-chains, you will lack granular, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 aggregation. What does the commonly-used term "ubiquitous, viral" really mean? It may seem astonishing, but it's realistic! Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our frictionless, virtual, vertical returns-on-investment and easy use is always considered a terrific achievement. What does the term "bandwidth" really mean?