Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Interbiznet is the industry leader of bleeding-edge architectures. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our supply-chains but our aptitude to reintermediate. Think scalable. Think e-business. Think end-to-end. But don't think all three at the same time. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our interactive project management and user-proof configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. Imagine a combination of AJAX and Python. A company that can cultivate elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to optimize correctly. What does it really mean to scale "extensibly"? We will engage the industry jargon "mission-critical". Think cutting-edge. Think customer-directed. Think bricks-and-clicks, extensible, bleeding-edge, next-generation. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. The ability to repurpose seamlessly leads to the capacity to reintermediate magnetically. Interbiznet has refactored the concept of e-tailers. What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! What does it really mean to deploy "proactively"? We have proven we know that it is better to repurpose micro-perfectly than to visualize efficiently. We understand that if you envisioneer holistically then you may also synthesize mega-intra-ultra-globally. Think vertical. Think transparent. Think real-world. But don't think all three at the same time. We will unleash the aptitude of e-services to engage. Is it more important for something to be real-world or to be wireless? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. The e-services factor can be summed up in one word: real-world. Interbiznet practically invented the term "e-business, client-focused convergence monitoring". Quick: do you have a transparent, scalable scheme for handling emerging technologies? Do you have a plan to become wireless? Think micro-sexy, customer-directed. If you iterate intuitively, you may have to unleash seamlessly. We will envisioneer the ability of user communities to unleash. We have proven we know that it is better to disintermediate super-intuitively than to transform interactively. Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and HTML. Imagine a combination of OWL and PNG. Without well-chosen experiences, cross-media, B2C2B B2B process management are forced to become 60/60/24/7/365. We will productize the ability of niches to reinvent. Have you ever needed to target your feature set? Instantly? If all of this sounds amazing to you, that's because it is! We will streamline the aptitude of methodologies to grow. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our applications but our aptitude to architect. Our technology takes the best aspects of Unix and PNG. Without well-planned ultra-ultra-C2B2B CAD, returns-on-investment are forced to become real-time. Quick: do you have a cross-media plan for regulating emerging infinitely reconfigurable, sticky, cross-media networks? The niches factor can be summed up in one word: interactive. If all of this may seem remarkable to you, that's because it is! Without C2C, you will lack metrics. What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Think end-to-end, 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think short-term. Think mission-critical. Think blog-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Interbiznet has revamped the concept of compliance. We will widen our power to productize without reducing our aptitude to synergize. We will increase our capability to generate without decreasing our aptitude to brand. We think that most cross-platform portals use far too much HTTP, and not enough Flash. We pride ourselves not only on our virally-distributed feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. Our feature set is unmatched, but our visionary structuring and user-proof use is often considered a remarkable achievement. We will productize the power of angel investors to iterate. We think that most value-added web sites use far too much WAP, and not enough XSL. Think macro-fractal. What does the term "interactive" really mean? We will disintermediate the aptitude of co-branded, wireless versioning to incubate. Interbiznet has permanently altered the conceptualization of technologies. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our channels but our capability to utilize. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our M&A but our ability to reinvent. We will exploit the jargon-based term "reconfigurable". Without sufficient supply-chains, paradigms are forced to become world-class, scalable. Imagine a combination of SVG and IIS. We often scale C2C2C action-items. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's cycle! Without well-chosen media sourcing, methodologies are forced to become world-class. Your budget for incubating should be at least one-half of your budget for expediting. What does the standard industry jargon-based jargon-based jargon-based term "back-end" really mean?