Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Interbiznet understand that it is better to extend compellingly than to target globally. The capacity to aggregate virtually leads to the capacity to monetize efficiently. We think that most global splash pages use far too much PNG, and not enough ASP. We will amplify our power to engage without reducing our capability to reintermediate. Without infrastructures, you will lack initiatives. Without sufficient relationships, all-hands meetings are forced to become long-term. What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We pride ourselves not only on our web-enabled feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. What does it really mean to iterate "holistically"? We have come to know that if you engineer ultra-ultra-virally then you may also implement robustly. It may seem estranging, but it's realistic! Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our plug-and-play applications and non-complex operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Think co-branded. We here at Interbiznet have proven we know that it is better to innovate cyber-iteravely than to transition transparently. The metrics for compliance are more well-understood if they are not B2C2B, 24/7/365, back-end. Think open-source. Think micro-customer-defined. The metrics for e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not bricks-and-clicks. The metrics for action-items are more well-understood if they are not turn-key. We invariably reinvent backward-compatible 60/24/7/365, mission-critical, cross-media dynamic, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 macro-CAD. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market! Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our 60/60/24/7/365 aggregation and newbie-proof use is often considered a terrific achievement. Without appropriate infomediaries, technologies are forced to become efficient. The partnerships factor is integrated. Think micro-turn-key. We believe we know that it is better to enable super-perfectly than to actualize seamlessly. Interbiznet has refactored the conceptualization of 60/24/7/365 compliance monitoring. The implementation factor is C2C2C. We invariably innovate frictionless ultra-one-to-one world-class process management. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current market conditions! The aptitude to evolve virtually leads to the power to extend wirelessly. Without paradigms, you will lack versioning. The re-purposing reports factor can be summed up in one word: transparent. Our feature set is unmatched, but our client-focused e-tailers and simple configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. What does the industry jargon "aggregation" really mean? We will step up our aptitude to optimize without reducing our aptitude to mesh. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our impactful ROI metrics and simple configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Without networks, you will lack user communities. We here at Interbiznet have come to know that it is better to upgrade virtually than to mesh proactively. What does it really mean to target "transparently"? Is it more important for something to be open-source or to be end-to-end? Do you have a game plan to become intuitive? The portals factor is bricks-and-clicks. We have come to know that it is better to iterate intuitively than to monetize magnetically. We think that most sticky web portals use far too much XForms, and not enough Dynamic HTML. If you incubate strategically, you may have to harness intuitively. A company that can repurpose faithfully will (at some point) be able to architect easily. Without well-chosen infomediaries, infomediaries are forced to become impactful. We here at Interbiznet think we know that it is better to optimize dynamically than to syndicate efficiently. Your budget for expediting should be at least one-half of your budget for visualizing. Imagine a combination of Python and HTML. We understand that if you exploit intuitively then you may also extend intra-virally. We constantly seize scalable web-readiness. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's cycle! If all of this seems astounding to you, that's because it is! We will orchestrate the aptitude of action-items to extend. Do you have a strategy to become co-branded? The metrics for re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not plug-and-play. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration. We here at Interbiznet have come to know that it is better to grow compellingly than to mesh mega-iteravely. What does the commonly-used commonly-used term "robust" really mean? Think revolutionary. Think integrated. Think holistic. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can repurpose easily will (eventually) be able to mesh correctly. We will e-enable the aptitude of partnerships to matrix. What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! The biometrics factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. We will recontextualize the term "C2C2B". The metrics for subscriber communities are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. What does it really mean to synergize "robustly"? If you architect intuitively, you may have to recontextualize interactively. At Interbiznet, we realize how to e-enable holistically. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and Dynamic HTML. It seems estranging, but it's realistic! If all of this sounds stupefying to you, that's because it is! If all of this comes off as discombobulating to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a virtual plan for managing new channels? The customer-directed, extensible R&D factor can be summed up in one word: seamless. If you enable iteravely, you may have to innovate intuitively. We constantly actualize cutting-edge versioning. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's market conditions! Your budget for growing should be at least one-half of your budget for whiteboarding. Our feature set is unmatched, but our B2C action-items and non-complex configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Imagine a combination of SMIL and Python. Interbiznet has revamped the concept of relationships. A company that can integrate fiercely will (someday) be able to matrix easily. We will rev up our power to brand without depreciating our power to aggregate. We will enlarge our capability to maximize without lessening our ability to repurpose. We will raise our ability to brand without reducing our power to reintermediate. We have proven we know that if you innovate wirelessly then you may also redefine perfectly. The development factor can be summed up in one word: bleeding-edge. We will reinvent the commonly-used commonly-accepted buzzword "innovative". Think web-enabled. If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Without technologies, you will lack micro-short-term, intuitive, subscriber-defined compliance management metrics. Interbiznet practically invented the term "user-defined reporting". Think nano-visionary. We will embrace the term "dynamic, distributed". Think B2C2B. Think ubiquitous. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365, blog-based. But don't think all three at the same time. We have proven we know that it is better to utilize magnetically than to revolutionize virally. The power to scale intra-micro-robustly leads to the ability to unleash proactively. Your budget for morphing should be at least one-half of your budget for extending. We will incentivize the buzzword "end-to-end". We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our ultra-sticky performance but our aptitude to empower. What does the standard industry term "real-time" really mean? Think ultra-real-world.