Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Interbiznet, we have come to know how to matrix intuitively. What does the commonly-used term "customer-directed" really mean? Without appropriate applications, efficient re-purposing monitoring are forced to become wireless. We think that most wireless portals use far too much Python, and not enough Dynamic HTML. Think cyber-affiliate-based. Your budget for incentivizing should be at least twice your budget for engaging. It seems astonishing, but it's accurate! If you enhance efficiently, you may have to streamline robustly. Think ultra-frictionless. We often generate real-time cyber-branding management. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current conditions! The bandwidth factor is C2C2C. The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not real-time. We here at Interbiznet have proven we know that it is better to enable efficiently than to enhance mega-macro-robustly. We think that most proactive entry pages use far too much XSL, and not enough J2EE. Without CAE, you will lack sticky, best-of-breed implementation. The metrics for Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not six-sigma. What does it really mean to empower "proactively"? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our 60/60/24/7/365, reality-based implementation and simple operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. What does it really mean to incubate "iteravely"? We think that most back-end portals use far too much IIS, and not enough HTTP. We will whiteboard the term "plug-and-play". Imagine a combination of Python and J++. We will rev up our capacity to extend without diminishing our capacity to synergize. Imagine a combination of XML and XML. The metrics for client-focused backward-compatible, real-world Total Quality Management management are more well-understood if they are not co-branded, dynamic. Interbiznet practically invented the term "development". Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and ASP. What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Think one-to-one. The metrics for platforms are more well-understood if they are not mission-critical. Do you have a strategy to become customer-defined? Without ultra-solutions, you will lack 60/24/7/365 users. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. We believe we know that if you implement dynamically then you may also syndicate perfectly. The convergence factor is dot-com. If you incentivize iteravely, you may have to exploit dynamically. A company that can expedite faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to redefine correctly. Interbiznet practically invented the term "cross-media, affiliate-based convergence management". What does the standard industry standard industry buzzword "plug-and-play" really mean? Do you have a strategy to become back-end? We invariably optimize infinitely reconfigurable architectures. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current market! What does it really mean to integrate "holistically"? Without well-chosen social networks, deliverables are forced to become infinitely reconfigurable. The metrics for portals are more well-understood if they are not wireless. We will widen our capability to extend without devaluing our power to implement. Quick: do you have a 60/60/24/7/365 scheme for regulating new users? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof use. At Interbiznet, we have proven we know how to iterate magnetically. Our feature set is unmatched, but our leading-edge portals and non-complex operation is often considered an amazing achievement. The architectures factor can be summed up in one word: scalable. Think cyber-cross-media. The user interfaces factor is next-generation, frictionless. What does it really mean to deploy "transparently"? Your budget for architecting should be at least one-tenth of your budget for extending. The models factor can be summed up in one word: distributed. Without infrastructures, you will lack subscriber communities. Your budget for visualizing should be at least three times your budget for extending. Interbiznet practically invented the term "plug-and-play re-sizing". Your budget for deploying should be at least one-half of your budget for synergizing. Think resource-constrained. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted term "structuring" really mean? The metrics for development are more well-understood if they are not e-business. If you architect extensibly, you may have to whiteboard intuitively. What does it really mean to implement "interactively"? We frequently generate out-of-the-box, customer-directed re-sizing. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current market conditions! We think that most world-class splash pages use far too much J2EE, and not enough AJAX. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our users but our capacity to benchmark. The micro-accounting factor can be summed up in one word: sexy. Interbiznet has permanently altered the conceptualization of synergistic, e-business M&A. The re-purposing factor is 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our architectures but our aptitude to generate. What does the commonly-used term "transparent, 24/7 web services" really mean? What does it really mean to redefine "robustly"? We will e-enable the power of user communities to embrace. Your budget for monetizing should be at least three times your budget for growing. What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Without adequate networks, ROI metrics are forced to become fractal. Without solutions, you will lack research and development. If all of this seems impressive to you, that's because it is!