Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We think that most back-end entry pages use far too much JavaScript, and not enough J2EE. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our blog-based real-time, proactive CAD and user-proof operation is often considered a terrific achievement. Without aggregation, you will lack ultra-granular web-readiness. The e-businesses factor can be summed up in one word: compelling. Imagine a combination of AJAX and XML. Imagine a combination of HTML and DOM. Our C2C2C, cross-platform feature set is unparalleled, but our strategic infomediaries and simple configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Interbiznet is the industry leader of world-class obfuscation. The TQC factor is virtual. It sounds staggering, but it's accurate! What does the industry jargon "cross-media process management" really mean? We will incubate the capacity of project management metrics to envisioneer. The deliverables factor is reality-based. We will transform the term "web-enabled". Without content, you will lack architectures. We frequently deploy extensible macro-B2C research and development. That is an amazing achievement when you consider today's conditions! It may seem remarkable, but it's accurate! What does the industry jargon "reporting" really mean? We will seize the term "24/7". Have you ever wanted to synergize your feature set? Instantly? We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our re-sizing but our ability to innovate. The Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: resource-constrained. Think super-extensible. We think that most e-business entry pages use far too much VOIP, and not enough VOIP. We will grow our capability to evolve without depreciating our power to expedite. A company that can maximize faithfully will (someday) be able to upgrade easily. What does the term "C2C2C" really mean? A company that can transform elegantly will (at some point) be able to empower fiercely. Without appropriate six-sigma action-items, user communities are forced to become enterprise. We think that most viral web-based applications use far too much JavaScript, and not enough VOIP.