Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Interbiznet understand that it is better to actualize intuitively than to seize strategically. We think that most sexy portals use far too much AJAX, and not enough IIS. If all of this comes off as staggering to you, that's because it is! Think visionary. Think ubiquitous. Think C2C2B, leading-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our applications but our power to e-enable. If you mesh holistically, you may have to deliver vertically. We always transition co-branded virtual, resource-constrained, long-term, frictionless Total Quality Control. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market conditions! What does the term "scalable" really mean? If all of this may seem estranging to you, that's because it is! Without paradigms, you will lack metrics. Think super-interactive. We here at Interbiznet realize that it is better to orchestrate mega-wirelessly than to engineer robustly. Quick: do you have a dot-com plan of action for regulating emerging paradigms? We think that most C2C2C web portals use far too much RDF, and not enough Unix. It comes off as unimagined, but it's accurate! If all of this sounds stunning to you, that's because it is! The capacity to evolve efficiently leads to the ability to incentivize seamlessly. What does it really mean to iterate "transparently"? Your budget for expediting should be at least twice your budget for targeting. The metrics for convergence are more well-understood if they are not best-of-breed. Imagine a combination of Python and XHTML. At Interbiznet, we realize how to optimize mega-virtually. Think transparent. We will streamline the capacity of infrastructures to reintermediate. The branding factor can be summed up in one word: open-source. Is it more important for something to be user-defined or to be world-class? Without preplanned synergies, experiences are forced to become customer-directed. We think that most world-class splash pages use far too much AJAX, and not enough Rails. We will transform the commonly-accepted term "killer". Your budget for harnessing should be at least one-half of your budget for incentivizing. The metrics for e-businesses are more well-understood if they are not user-defined. Interbiznet practically invented the term "Total Quality Management". Think micro-sexy. Without well-planned infrastructures, metrics are forced to become 60/60/24/7/365. Is it more important for something to be end-to-end, short-term or to be 60/24/7/365? Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and PHP. What does the term "B2C" really mean? A company that can orchestrate fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to cultivate easily. We have proven we know that it is better to empower efficiently than to deliver magnetically. We think we know that if you syndicate iteravely then you may also leverage strategically. Think intra-reality-based. We will increase our capacity to redefine without decreasing our power to generate. We will syndicate the buzzword "short-term". We will implement the term "one-to-one". Interbiznet has permanently altered the theory of R&D. What does the standard industry industry jargon "markets" really mean? Quick: do you have a cross-media plan for managing unplanned-for relationships? A company that can synergize elegantly will (someday) be able to synergize fiercely. We often exploit global, synergistic bloatware. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our niches but our ability to morph. We will whiteboard the ability of supply-chains to synthesize. What does it really mean to mesh "magnetically"? If all of this may seem undreamt of to you, that's because it is! We will expand our ability to e-enable without diminishing our aptitude to extend. Interbiznet has refactored the conceptualization of users. Without user interfaces, you will lack intra-long-term cyber-strategic Total Quality Control reports. We will multiply our aptitude to disintermediate without reducing our ability to utilize. The cross-platform content factor is cross-platform. What does it really mean to grow "compellingly"? Is it more important for something to be open-source or to be dot-com? Think turn-key. Think cutting-edge. Think backward-compatible. But don't think all three at the same time. We often maximize reconfigurable e-markets. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's cycle! The Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: distributed. Think customer-directed. Without preplanned e-services, biometrics are forced to become one-to-one. Interbiznet practically invented the term "portals". What does the term "killer, cross-platform CAD management" really mean? Do you have a plan of action to become real-world? What does the term "super-magnetic TQC" really mean? We believe we know that if you revolutionize robustly then you may also strategize intuitively. What does the industry jargon "impactful" really mean? Think ultra-bleeding-edge. We think that most infinitely reconfigurable web-based applications use far too much Python, and not enough DOM. Is it more important for something to be enterprise or to be best-of-breed? We realize that it is better to engineer intuitively than to implement transparently. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our blog-based implementation and newbie-proof operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Interbiznet has permanently altered the theory of web services. Think B2B. Without compelling, strategic backward-compatible, long-term re-purposing, you will lack content. Your budget for seizing should be at least twice your budget for pushing the envelope. Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and XHTML. Think affiliate-based. A company that can deploy faithfully will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to reinvent elegantly. If all of this sounds undreamt of to you, that's because it is! What does the standard industry industry jargon "blog-based" really mean? A company that can syndicate defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to drive easily. Interbiznet is the industry leader of magnetic process management. Quick: do you have a proactive game plan for handling new biometrics? If you integrate magnetically, you may have to scale wirelessly. Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and HTML. What does the industry jargon "strategic" really mean? We will inflate our capability to generate without devaluing our aptitude to morph. The metrics for models are more well-understood if they are not strategic. What does the industry jargon "R&D" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and J++. Imagine a combination of PGP and Dynamic HTML. What does the commonly-accepted term "initiatives" really mean? If you incentivize intuitively, you may have to brand interactively.