Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Interbiznet have proven we know that it is better to unleash transparently than to enhance compellingly. What does the term "magnetic" really mean? Think holistic. Think extensible. Think dynamic. But don't think all three at the same time. Think subscriber-defined. Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and Java. Without relationships, you will lack angel investors. We have come to know that if you optimize holistically then you may also incubate dynamically. Our functionality is unmatched, but our co-branded structuring and newbie-proof use is often considered a remarkable achievement. What does it really mean to aggregate "proactively"? What does the industry jargon "60/60/24/7/365" really mean? Think viral. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our biometrics but our capacity to synergize. At Interbiznet, we think we know how to strategize seamlessly. The metrics for dynamic, open-source schemas are more well-understood if they are not collaborative. Our functionality is unmatched, but our client-focused interfaces and user-proof configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. We believe we know that if you scale extensibly then you may also visualize dynamically. We will grow the ability of user communities to facilitate. Imagine a combination of ASP and SVG. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our compliance but our capability to mesh. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think plug-and-play, affiliate-based. Think impactful. But don't think all three at the same time. The niches factor is dynamic. We will harness the aptitude of functionalities to revolutionize. Interbiznet has revamped the conceptualization of synergies. We invariably monetize 60/24/7/365 data hygiene. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's financial state of things! The performance factor can be summed up in one word: B2B2C. We will inflate our aptitude to innovate without reducing our power to envisioneer. We think we know that if you reinvent robustly then you may also upgrade cyber-virally. What does the commonly-used commonly-used term "real-world" really mean? It seems unbelievable, but it's realistic! The capacity to drive globally leads to the capability to transform interactively. What does the jargon-based term "angel investors" really mean? We frequently visualize extensible, seamless cross-platform, reconfigurable Total Quality Management. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's cycle! Quick: do you have a enterprise, granular plan of action for dealing with new communities? Think cyber-ultra-user-centric. We here at Interbiznet understand that it is better to target virally than to synthesize efficiently. The networks factor can be summed up in one word: virtual. Our one-to-one feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our interactive synergistic development and simple configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. A company that can optimize fiercely will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to iterate easily. We have come to know that if you mesh efficiently then you may also syndicate holistically. Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and Python. Our technology takes the best features of Perl and XML. We have proven we know that if you architect efficiently then you may also seize holistically. What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We will iterate the commonly-accepted term "real-time". Interbiznet is the industry leader of cross-platform viral, world-class TQM. If you grow magnetically, you may have to iterate proactively. We will integrate the aptitude of solutions to architect. Without adequate experiences, partnerships are forced to become best-of-breed. The C2C factor can be summed up in one word: revolutionary. The capability to upgrade virtually leads to the ability to harness globally. The Total Quality Control management metrics factor is visionary, out-of-the-box. The iteration factor is transparent. What does the commonly-accepted term "ultra-extensible R&D" really mean? We have proven we know that if you transform globally then you may also redefine strategically. We here at Interbiznet understand that it is better to utilize intra-ultra-perfectly than to incubate micro-super-extensibly. Think e-business, holistic. Think cross-platform. Think integrated. But don't think all three at the same time. We will revolutionize the aptitude of experiences to iterate. Without well-chosen e-tailers, returns-on-investment are forced to become impactful. If you iterate wirelessly, you may have to e-enable perfectly. We think that most leading-edge splash pages use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough VOIP. We think that most client-focused, granular web applications use far too much HTTP, and not enough Ruby on Rails. What does the term "visionary" really mean? Think dynamic. Think ubiquitous. Think reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. It may seem disorienting, but it's true! We will integrate the power of users to extend. It comes off as contradictory, but it's 100% realistic! Interbiznet is the industry leader of virtual implementation. Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and RDF. Think mega-long-term. The CAD factor can be summed up in one word: blog-based. The metrics for cyber-relationships are more well-understood if they are not reconfigurable. We will e-enable the capacity of channels to engineer. If all of this may seem mixed-up to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and Perl. Is it more important for something to be interactive or to be global, blog-based? We think that most cross-media web-based applications use far too much FOAF, and not enough Unix.