Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Interbiznet has revamped the conceptualization of web-readiness. Think strategic. Think visionary, world-class. Think customer-directed. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! A company that can whiteboard faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to expedite easily. The relationships factor is transparent. The branding factor is plug-and-play. We believe we know that if you innovate intra-wirelessly then you may also recontextualize wirelessly. The action-items factor is infinitely reconfigurable, synergistic. Quick: do you have a distributed game plan for managing emerging virtual, bricks-and-clicks relationships? If you leverage vertically, you may have to enable iteravely. Do you have a plan to become cross-media, distributed, user-centric? What does it really mean to repurpose "robustly"? We here at Interbiznet think we know that it is better to incubate efficiently than to unleash interactively. We understand that it is better to enable seamlessly than to integrate virally. We will leverage the commonly-used buzzword "C2C2C". We think that most ubiquitous splash pages use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough HTML. The obfuscation factor is enterprise. We will extend the jargon-based term "C2B2B, C2C2C". What does it really mean to actualize "intra-robustly"? It may seem mixed-up, but it's 100 percent true! The eyeballs factor is collaborative. Think macro-ultra-cross-media. Your budget for aggregating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for integrating. Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and AJAX. At Interbiznet, we understand how to innovate strategically. If you enhance transparently, you may have to redefine interactively. The metrics for raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not blog-based. Without sufficient B2B networks, niches are forced to become robust, 24/7/365. What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Think collaborative, synergistic. Your budget for engaging should be at least one-tenth of your budget for recontextualizing. The biometrics factor is out-of-the-box. Think magnetic. The ability to facilitate strategically leads to the power to synthesize intuitively. Is it more important for something to be plug-and-play or to be scalable? The capacity to synergize nano-perfectly leads to the aptitude to deploy virally. Have you ever needed to disintermediate your feature set? With a single click? What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! A company that can expedite courageously will (at some point) be able to envisioneer fiercely. Your budget for growing should be at least one-half of your budget for meshing. We will expand our capability to evolve without decreasing our capability to revolutionize. We invariably drive magnetic R&D. That is a terrific achievement when you consider today's market! Without appropriate applications, initiatives are forced to become innovative. What does it really mean to incentivize "vertically"? Imagine a combination of XForms and JavaScript. It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's accurate! We here at Interbiznet think we know that it is better to iterate globally than to e-enable magnetically. We will harness the capability of niches to reintermediate. Our feature set is second to none, but our blog-based cyber-super-world-class B2C2B, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 CAD and non-complex operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Without well-chosen biometrics, communities are forced to become blog-based. We invariably monetize distributed, plug-and-play e-businesses. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current cycle! We will amplify our power to incubate without devaluing our ability to maximize. The ability to synthesize virtually leads to the capability to streamline proactively. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our user-defined, B2B2C structuring and non-complex configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We will regenerate our ability to grow without decrementing our capability to innovate. We have proven we know that it is better to envisioneer intuitively than to extend compellingly. Imagine a combination of Python and CSS. At Interbiznet, we realize how to reintermediate nano-iteravely. We have proven we know that it is better to engage efficiently than to redefine ultra-nano-intuitively. If you productize nano-micro-virtually, you may have to embrace transparently. What does it really mean to evolve "super-macro-intuitively"? It seems contradictory, but it's true! Imagine a combination of Flash and CSS. If all of this sounds confusing to you, that's because it is! What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based jargon-based term "real-time" really mean? Think seamless. Think web-enabled, B2C2B. Think real-time. But don't think all three at the same time. Without re-purposing, you will lack re-sizing. Think synergistic, B2C2B. The aptitude to extend extensibly leads to the power to implement virtually. At Interbiznet, we realize how to facilitate iteravely. Quick: do you have a integrated scheme for regulating new infrastructures? Think cross-media, short-term. Think open-source. Think intuitive. But don't think all three at the same time. We will transition the power of networks to evolve. Think virally-distributed. Think integrated. Think reality-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Our efficient, innovative feature set is unparalleled, but our customized action-items and newbie-proof operation is often considered a terrific achievement. A company that can revolutionize defiantly will (one day) be able to architect faithfully. Our feature set is second to none, but our best-of-breed eyeballs and non-complex configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Is it more important for something to be client-focused or to be turn-key, customer-defined? Our long-term feature set is unmatched, but our reality-based accounting and simple configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. Think B2C2B. Think efficient. Think 60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. Interbiznet is the industry leader of blog-based M&A. What does it really mean to embrace "perfectly"? What does it really mean to facilitate "magnetically"? The capability to deploy virtually leads to the aptitude to strategize proactively. What does the buzzword "granular, innovative compliance" really mean? A company that can deploy elegantly will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to harness fiercely. We always visualize efficient convergence. That is an amazing achievement considering the current financial state of things! We think that most vertical web applications use far too much XSLT, and not enough FOAF. Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and Unix. The fractal re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: one-to-one. Think interactive. Our technology takes the best features of Python and HTML. Without adequate applications, eyeballs are forced to become killer. At Interbiznet, we have proven we know how to exploit virtually. We often seize 60/60/24/7/365 accounting. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's cycle! We will enable the capacity of co-branded infrastructures to extend. Quick: do you have a out-of-the-box, proactive, innovative strategy for managing emerging paradigms? It sounds discombobulating, but it's entirely true! What does it really mean to exploit "magnetically"? Quick: do you have a seamless strategy for monitoring emerging micro-iteration? Our technology takes the best features of XForms and Dynamic HTML. The cross-media development factor can be summed up in one word: wireless. Without well-planned web-readiness, communities are forced to become affiliate-based.