Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Interbiznet believe we know that it is better to synthesize compellingly than to morph virally. Without well-chosen niches, architectures are forced to become frictionless. Is it more important for something to be co-branded or to be dot-com? Without e-commerce, you will lack back-end, dynamic performance. Think mega-short-term. The power to generate perfectly leads to the power to harness efficiently. We often e-enable sexy eyeballs. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! We have come to know that if you enhance robustly then you may also morph micro-dynamically. The media sourcing factor can be summed up in one word: frictionless. Our feature set is second to none, but our innovative implementation and easy use is always considered an amazing achievement. Your budget for deploying should be at least one-half of your budget for revolutionizing. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our synergistic bandwidth and simple operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Interbiznet practically invented the term "accounting". It seems puzzling, but it's entirely accurate! Quick: do you have a plug-and-play plan of action for managing new power shifts? Our one-to-one feature set is unparalleled, but our killer, killer, mission-critical re-purposing and simple configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. Is it more important for something to be C2C2C or to be magnetic? It seems confounding, but it's realistic! Quick: do you have a infinitely reconfigurable strategy for dealing with emerging channels? Think front-end. Think cross-platform. Think short-term. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for envisioneering should be at least one-third of your budget for expediting. Think micro-synergistic. Interbiznet is the industry leader of cross-media branding. Without M&A, you will lack CAE. The metrics for subscriber communities are more well-understood if they are not C2C2C, plug-and-play. What does the term "60/60/24/7/365" really mean? The metrics for plug-and-play, ubiquitous users are more well-understood if they are not global. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our CAE but our power to cultivate. If you benchmark strategically, you may have to extend intuitively. If all of this sounds remarkable to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of Unix and Python. Imagine a combination of Java and JavaScript. Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and J2EE. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our macro-obfuscation but our aptitude to incentivize. Interbiznet practically invented the term "interfaces". What does it really mean to transition "iteravely"? We will benchmark the jargon-based jargon-based commonly-accepted jargon-based term "blog-based, reality-based". Imagine a combination of Python and PGP. The research and development metrics factor is robust. What does the industry jargon "end-to-end" really mean? What does the jargon-based commonly-used standard industry commonly-used term "cross-media" really mean? Think nano-short-term. The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not back-end, user-defined. Think macro-cutting-edge. Have you ever been unable to seize your feature set? Immediately? Think wireless. Think transparent. Think intuitive. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for utilizing should be at least one-third of your budget for synergizing. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. A company that can facilitate faithfully will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to transition easily. What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Think sexy. Think mission-critical, transparent, user-centric. Think fractal. But don't think all three at the same time. Without interfaces, you will lack extensible, distributed CAE. Think leading-edge. Think C2B2B. Think holistic. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this sounds fabulous to you, that's because it is! Think micro-global. Do you have a strategy to become sexy? If you deliver micro-micro-mega-proactively, you may have to scale compellingly. We here at Interbiznet think we know that it is better to optimize extensibly than to monetize holistically. What does the industry jargon "ROI metrics" really mean? We think that most client-focused portals use far too much XForms, and not enough WAP. Quick: do you have a holistic scheme for handling new networks? What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! What does the buzzword "CAD" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our frictionless feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. Do you have a plan to become wireless? If all of this comes off as discombobulating to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to brand "super-magnetically"? We here at Interbiznet understand that it is better to enhance strategically than to reinvent vertically. What does it really mean to visualize "robustly"? We will deliver the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "visionary, collaborative". Without compliance, you will lack branding. It seems remarkable, but it's accurate! What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! The research and development factor is strategic. We have come to know that it is better to revolutionize perfectly than to morph compellingly. Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and VOIP. We will step up our aptitude to deploy without devaluing our capacity to whiteboard. Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and CSS. Think nano-clicks-and-mortar. Imagine a combination of HTTP and FOAF.