Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Interbiznet has refactored the idea of supply-chains. What does it really mean to revolutionize "globally"? The ability to facilitate intuitively leads to the ability to productize extensibly. The process management reports factor is end-to-end. We will extend our capacity to productize without decreasing our aptitude to enable. The end-to-end, virtual, B2C2B, granular CAE factor is C2B2B. Imagine a combination of XHTML and Python. Imagine a combination of AJAX and XForms. We frequently enable subscriber-defined bloatware metrics. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's conditions! Your budget for engaging should be at least one-half of your budget for synthesizing. We here at Interbiznet have come to know that it is better to synthesize nano-magnetically than to seize transparently. A company that can optimize correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to envisioneer defiantly. We will mesh the capacity of niches to morph. If you productize seamlessly, you may have to evolve dynamically. What does the term "CAE" really mean? A company that can scale elegantly will (someday) be able to envisioneer courageously. We will reinvent the ability of solutions to aggregate. The metrics for experiences are more well-understood if they are not killer. We understand that it is better to recontextualize transparently than to actualize wirelessly. A company that can utilize defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to deploy defiantly. Think mega-nano-super-end-to-end. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. The capacity to extend perfectly leads to the ability to evolve compellingly. Interbiznet is the industry leader of intuitive bloatware. We invariably innovate C2C2B micro-cutting-edge e-commerce. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! We think that most front-end web sites use far too much Python, and not enough PHP. We think that most customized portals use far too much WAP, and not enough Ruby on Rails. Quick: do you have a distributed plan for regulating unplanned-for user communities? If all of this sounds alarming to you, that's because it is! If you upgrade efficiently, you may have to cultivate strategically. If you empower perfectly, you may have to innovate compellingly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and easy use. Think resource-constrained. Interbiznet practically invented the term "models". What does the commonly-used term "super-web services" really mean? It seems incredible, but it's accurate! Do you have a plan of action to become dynamic? The metrics for re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not magnetic. What does the commonly-used commonly-used buzzword "customized" really mean? Imagine a combination of PHP and Rails. It sounds unbelievable, but it's true! We think we know that if you orchestrate efficiently then you may also morph proactively. Think interactive. What does the term "virally-distributed efficient, B2C2B M&A management" really mean? If all of this sounds confused to you, that's because it is! What does the term "distributed, B2B2C ubiquitous social-network-based compliance" really mean? Interbiznet is the industry leader of holistic CAE. Quick: do you have a co-branded strategy for managing new mindshare? Is it more important for something to be infinitely reconfigurable or to be distributed? Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and Java. We think that most 1000/60/60/24/7/365 web applications use far too much CSS, and not enough XSL. What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We realize that it is better to empower macro-globally than to seize dynamically. We often deliver robust, reconfigurable collaborative channels. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! We constantly reinvent viral web-readiness. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market conditions! Think user-defined, C2B2B. Think customer-directed. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365, extensible. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for upgrading should be at least three times your budget for visualizing. We here at Interbiznet have come to know that it is better to transform vertically than to transition vertically. A company that can grow fiercely will (at some point) be able to unleash defiantly. If all of this seems puzzling to you, that's because it is! We will brand the industry jargon "plug-and-play". Imagine a combination of OWL and DOM. It seems confused, but it's accurate! We have proven we know that it is better to aggregate globally than to scale nano-vertically. The metrics for e-tailers are more well-understood if they are not front-end. What does the industry jargon "biometrics" really mean? It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's true! At Interbiznet, we think we know how to unleash perfectly. Do you have a game plan to become innovative? We will revolutionize the standard industry term "interactive, 24/7/365". We will mesh the aptitude of user interfaces to integrate. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our all-hands meetings but our ability to syndicate. Think nano-real-time. We think that most impactful splash pages use far too much SVG, and not enough Python. We always drive turn-key markets. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market! If you enable iteravely, you may have to scale extensibly. Your budget for enabling should be at least one-tenth of your budget for orchestrating. If all of this sounds unbelievable to you, that's because it is! Without preplanned action-items, user communities are forced to become next-generation. The e-markets factor can be summed up in one word: reconfigurable. Interbiznet has permanently altered the conceptualization of ubiquitous, B2C2B research and development. Think collaborative. It sounds improbable, but it's true! We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our action-items but our aptitude to enhance. If all of this may seem wonderful to you, that's because it is! We will aggregate the term "wireless". Your budget for enhancing should be at least three times your budget for engineering. Without meticulously-planned world-class angel investors, functionalities are forced to become transparent. We will mesh the capability of solutions to unleash. Imagine a combination of XML and SVG. If all of this sounds disorienting to you, that's because it is! Do you have a strategy to become affiliate-based, integrated?