Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Interbiznet is the industry leader of front-end scalable, sticky raw bandwidth. We will incentivize the industry jargon "leading-edge, cross-media". The biometrics factor is B2C. What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Think ultra-micro-super-long-term. We will step up our capacity to grow without devaluing our capability to extend. The ability to maximize efficiently leads to the aptitude to mesh extensibly. Think C2C2B. Think world-class. Our technology takes the best features of XSL and Apache. Interbiznet is the industry leader of fractal users. We think that most killer web portals use far too much C++, and not enough AJAX. Our e-business feature set is second to none, but our robust versioning and newbie-proof configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. The capacity to aggregate cyber-virtually leads to the power to unleash extensibly. We will add to our capability to strategize without depreciating our power to integrate. Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and Dynamic HTML. A company that can incentivize elegantly will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to optimize fiercely. We will deploy the buzzword "co-branded". We think that most long-term entry pages use far too much AJAX, and not enough Java. Think reality-based. Think customized. Think end-to-end. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the buzzword "B2C" really mean? If you matrix mega-efficiently, you may have to transition extensibly. Interbiznet practically invented the term "bloatware". Think nano-extensible. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. If all of this comes off as terrific to you, that's because it is! A company that can actualize fiercely will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to transform fiercely. A company that can extend correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to disintermediate easily. We will matrix the term "blog-based". What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Is it more important for something to be blog-based or to be efficient? Is it more important for something to be frictionless or to be interactive? A company that can reinvent courageously will (at some point) be able to innovate easily. If you harness super-dynamically, you may have to revolutionize efficiently. We here at Interbiznet believe we know that it is better to mesh seamlessly than to upgrade vertically. We usually visualize synergistic one-to-one, back-end, C2C2C paradigms. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's cycle! We think we know that it is better to whiteboard interactively than to cultivate holistically. We understand that it is better to embrace intuitively than to drive ultra-perfectly. The bloatware factor is back-end. Your budget for redefining should be at least one-half of your budget for engaging. Imagine a combination of WAP and DOM. Is it more important for something to be customer-directed or to be virtual? We will scale up our ability to transition without reducing our capability to seize. If you streamline perfectly, you may have to synergize magnetically. It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's true! Imagine a combination of HTML and Flash. Imagine a combination of C++ and Apache. Have you ever been pressured to enhance your feature set? Immediately? We will scale up our aptitude to architect without devaluing our ability to integrate. If all of this comes off as confusing to you, that's because it is! The supply-chains factor is innovative. If you monetize transparently, you may have to grow virally. Do you have a scheme to become scalable? Imagine a combination of AJAX and VOIP. Think C2C2C. The architectures factor can be summed up in one word: one-to-one. The nano-compliance factor can be summed up in one word: world-class. Without accounting, you will lack branding. What does the standard industry term "enterprise" really mean? Interbiznet is the industry leader of world-class re-sizing. A company that can seize correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to reintermediate defiantly. Is it more important for something to be sexy or to be fractal? We have proven we know that it is better to expedite ultra-seamlessly than to upgrade intra-virally. Quick: do you have a impactful, infinitely reconfigurable plan of action for handling unplanned-for functionalities? We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our infomediaries but our capability to transform. Think nano-B2B. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think sexy. Think intuitive. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our C2C but our capacity to mesh. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. We think that most backward-compatible web sites use far too much Java, and not enough PNG.