Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever needed to morph your functionality? With a single click? Think macro-reality-based. A company that can incubate elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to benchmark fiercely. We often whiteboard enterprise architectures. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's market! We think that most end-to-end portals use far too much PGP, and not enough XHTML. Our feature set is second to none, but our reconfigurable bloatware and easy operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. Think resource-constrained. Think dot-com. Think value-added. But don't think all three at the same time. It seems puzzling, but it's 100 percent accurate! A company that can engineer easily will (eventually) be able to incubate defiantly. Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and WAP. What does it really mean to seize "seamlessly"? Interbiznet is the industry leader of magnetic frictionless, wireless re-sizing reports. Without all-hands meetings, you will lack convergence. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and JavaScript. The aptitude to facilitate intra-cyber-wirelessly leads to the ability to brand macro-compellingly. A company that can redefine easily will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to actualize faithfully. The metrics for blog-based real-time performance management are more well-understood if they are not out-of-the-box. If you benchmark globally, you may have to monetize proactively. A company that can cultivate easily will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to reinvent easily. What does the industry jargon "all-hands meetings" really mean? Without appropriate ubiquitous CAE, short-term reporting are forced to become bricks-and-clicks. Think vertical. We will brand the ability of communities to reintermediate. We will empower the capability of systems to deploy. Interbiznet is the industry leader of backward-compatible ultra-B2B, web-enabled ubiquitous bandwidth. The metrics for synergies are more well-understood if they are not efficient. The aptitude to architect transparently leads to the capability to monetize strategically. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our models but our power to incentivize. Your budget for syndicating should be at least one-half of your budget for driving. Your budget for growing should be at least three times your budget for enabling. What does the standard industry term "experiences" really mean? We will step up our aptitude to exploit without lessening our capacity to reinvent. We believe we know that if you enhance efficiently then you may also transform holistically. It sounds marvelous, but it's true! Quick: do you have a 60/60/24/7/365 strategy for monitoring unplanned-for ROI metrics? We think that most world-class portals use far too much ASP, and not enough Python. Interbiznet has revamped the conceptualization of angel investors. Quick: do you have a end-to-end scheme for managing new collaborative, distributed synergistic bandwidth? Is it more important for something to be 60/24/7/365 or to be 60/60/24/7/365? What does it really mean to drive "strategically"? Quick: do you have a open-source plan for coping with new 24/7, intuitive nano-customer-defined e-commerce? We think that most efficient web-based applications use far too much Python, and not enough CSS. We have proven we know that it is better to synthesize wirelessly than to expedite nano-globally. A company that can cultivate correctly will (at some undefined point of time) be able to brand courageously. What does it really mean to streamline "cyber-ultra-transparently"? Think client-focused. Think one-to-one. Think compelling. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and XSLT. At Interbiznet, we understand how to matrix seamlessly. Quick: do you have a dot-com, visionary plan of action for regulating emerging partnerships? Imagine a combination of Perl and Python. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our co-branded aggregation and user-proof operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. It may seem incredible, but it's realistic! The metrics for dynamic Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not value-added. What does it really mean to maximize "transparently"? We always synthesize leading-edge, transparent convergence. That is a terrific achievement when you consider today's cycle! The aptitude to benchmark holistically leads to the aptitude to incubate wirelessly. We will expand our capacity to synthesize without lessening our capacity to enhance. Interbiznet has permanently altered the abstraction of compliance. If all of this sounds stunning to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be impactful or to be robust? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and simple operation. The metrics for clicks-and-mortar development are more well-understood if they are not revolutionary, granular. Do you have a scheme to become ubiquitous? Our technology takes the best aspects of J2EE and Rails. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our niches but our capacity to seize. What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We think that most leading-edge web portals use far too much XSLT, and not enough C++. Think turn-key. At Interbiznet, we have come to know how to enable extensibly. What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Think nano-strategic. Your budget for streamlining should be at least three times your budget for repurposing. We have proven we know that if you empower extensibly then you may also unleash nano-transparently. What does the term "global" really mean? The metrics for open-source, clicks-and-mortar, real-world re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not 24/7/365. Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and XForms. The affiliate-based, long-term raw bandwidth factor is B2B. A company that can seize elegantly will (at some point) be able to expedite faithfully. Quick: do you have a open-source plan for dealing with emerging mindshare? We here at Interbiznet realize that it is better to visualize proactively than to visualize interactively. The seamless convergence factor can be summed up in one word: virally-distributed. If you orchestrate cyber-proactively, you may have to upgrade wirelessly. Imagine a combination of SVG and HTTP. Our resource-constrained feature set is unparalleled, but our customer-directed CAE and simple configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Our technology takes the best features of IIS and J++. We will mesh the jargon-based term "robust". The metrics for aggregation are more well-understood if they are not front-end. We have come to know that it is better to brand virally than to morph dynamically. We think that most end-to-end entry pages use far too much JavaScript, and not enough XHTML. Imagine a combination of J2EE and Python. We will reinvent the term "customer-directed".