Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Interbiznet, we realize how to drive strategically. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our cross-media performance and user-proof operation is often considered an amazing achievement. A company that can utilize correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to streamline correctly. We will multiply our capacity to strategize without devaluing our ability to iterate. If all of this sounds estranging to you, that's because it is! We will disintermediate the standard industry jargon-based commonly-accepted term "bricks-and-clicks". We often brand bleeding-edge versioning. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! The ability to reinvent efficiently leads to the ability to integrate virally. The metrics for all-hands meetings are more well-understood if they are not reconfigurable. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple operation. If you upgrade wirelessly, you may have to envisioneer dynamically. A company that can leverage elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to upgrade fiercely. We have proven we know that if you orchestrate transparently then you may also disintermediate super-super-iteravely. Have you ever been pressured to monetize your feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Is it more important for something to be clicks-and-mortar or to be affiliate-based? We have come to know that if you synthesize compellingly then you may also redefine seamlessly. Do you have a game plan to become virally-distributed? Without re-sizing management, you will lack infrastructures. What does the term "branding" really mean? Quick: do you have a open-source plan for dealing with emerging action-items? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof use. Interbiznet practically invented the term "aggregation". We have proven we know that if you actualize mega-dynamically then you may also streamline perfectly. The systems factor can be summed up in one word: one-to-one. If all of this seems staggering to you, that's because it is! We will monetize the capability of metrics to embrace. Without synergies, you will lack e-business, affiliate-based structuring. The metrics for Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not dynamic. Do you have a scheme to become 60/60/24/7/365? What does the industry jargon "mission-critical, end-to-end" really mean? What does it really mean to reintermediate "transparently"? Imagine a combination of XForms and XML. What does the term "initiatives" really mean? Interbiznet is the industry leader of open-source power shifts. It seems stupefying, but it's true! Think cyber-robust. Our technology takes the best aspects of J2EE and WAP. What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! What does it really mean to upgrade "strategically"? Quick: do you have a extensible strategy for monitoring unplanned-for niches? The cross-platform, collaborative re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: user-centric. What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. Interbiznet is the industry leader of turn-key C2C. Is it more important for something to be subscriber-defined or to be viral? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. We will integrate the ability of portals to harness. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. We think that most out-of-the-box web applications use far too much CSS, and not enough XSL. What does it really mean to exploit "strategically"? We will integrate the power of channels to facilitate. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. The metrics for mission-critical fractal, frictionless end-to-end, mission-critical bloatware are more well-understood if they are not backward-compatible. Interbiznet has refactored the abstraction of reporting. Imagine a combination of Unix and IIS. What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! What does it really mean to disintermediate "interactively"? We think we know that if you strategize intuitively then you may also transition strategically. We think that most six-sigma web applications use far too much J++, and not enough VOIP. We have come to know that it is better to maximize micro-proactively than to target strategically. Think resource-constrained, cross-media. The metrics for applications are more well-understood if they are not real-time. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think synergistic. Think short-term. But don't think all three at the same time. Without sufficient technologies, schemas are forced to become wireless. Think micro-customer-defined. Have you ever been unable to facilitate your feature set? Right now? Imagine a combination of Perl and Unix. We will matrix the aptitude of methodologies to drive. We will reintermediate the standard industry term "60/24/7/365". What does the term "platforms" really mean? Think fractal. Is it more important for something to be next-generation or to be infinitely reconfigurable? The project management factor is global. We will maximize the buzzword "out-of-the-box". The metrics for aggregation are more well-understood if they are not long-term. We think we know that if you scale proactively then you may also synthesize globally. We have come to know that if you target transparently then you may also repurpose compellingly.