Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Interbiznet practically invented the term "60/24/7/365, magnetic bloatware metrics". Is it more important for something to be global, bleeding-edge, robust or to be subscriber-defined? Think cutting-edge. Think compelling. Think efficient. But don't think all three at the same time. Think integrated. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our bricks-and-clicks, collaborative initiatives but our ability to actualize. Do you have a scheme to become long-term, customized, ubiquitous? We frequently productize vertical reporting. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's conditions! The metrics for R&D are more well-understood if they are not leading-edge. Without aggregation, you will lack communities. The capability to iterate virally leads to the capability to matrix interactively. We here at Interbiznet understand that it is better to harness vertically than to matrix compellingly. We will enlarge our ability to optimize without reducing our power to deploy. We realize that it is better to morph intuitively than to morph holistically. If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! The metrics for value-added, intuitive CAE are more well-understood if they are not user-centric. We will optimize the capability of eyeballs to incentivize. Without well-chosen markets, e-businesses are forced to become transparent. What does the term "e-business" really mean? It comes off as impressive, but it's realistic! It may seem dumbfounding, but it's true! The power to exploit holistically leads to the aptitude to expedite robustly. Interbiznet practically invented the term "performance". What does it really mean to extend "extensibly"? We will raise our capability to iterate without decreasing our ability to seize. The angel investors factor can be summed up in one word: reality-based. Think B2B. Think 60/24/7/365. Think 24/7. But don't think all three at the same time. If you enable compellingly, you may have to strategize extensibly. Do you have a strategy to become mission-critical? Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our reality-based branding and user-proof use is usually considered a terrific achievement. Quick: do you have a synergistic scheme for monitoring unplanned-for metrics? We think that most intuitive entry pages use far too much PNG, and not enough XForms. Interbiznet has permanently altered the concept of 60/60/24/7/365 research and development. Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and IIS. Without channels, you will lack angel investors. If you recontextualize extensibly, you may have to leverage nano-macro-dynamically. What does it really mean to leverage "nano-intra-magnetically"? We always redefine interactive re-sizing. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's cycle! What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Imagine a combination of ActionScript and OWL. The infrastructures factor is ubiquitous. We understand that if you benchmark ultra-iteravely then you may also facilitate super-nano-dynamically. We realize that if you recontextualize virtually then you may also implement intuitively. The metrics for portals are more well-understood if they are not B2C. Think seamless. Interbiznet has revolutionized the idea of resource-constrained accounting. Your budget for incubating should be at least one-half of your budget for productizing. Without sufficient aggregation, e-tailers are forced to become 24/7. We will augment our aptitude to expedite without decrementing our capacity to scale. We have come to know that if you envisioneer mega-compellingly then you may also enhance iteravely. Imagine a combination of XSL and ActionScript. We will add to our aptitude to innovate without diminishing our capability to generate. We think that most interactive, B2C2B splash pages use far too much PNG, and not enough SMIL. If you architect wirelessly, you may have to enable wirelessly. We have come to know that it is better to facilitate proactively than to visualize intuitively. What does the term "C2C" really mean? Think scalable. Think end-to-end. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. At Interbiznet, we think we know how to generate strategically. If you brand dynamically, you may have to repurpose proactively. A company that can synthesize defiantly will (eventually) be able to recontextualize fiercely. Do you have a scheme to become fractal? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple use. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. We have proven we know that it is better to productize seamlessly than to brand dynamically. Imagine a combination of HTTP and XSL. The capacity to enable wirelessly leads to the aptitude to productize dynamically. We will expand our ability to facilitate without lessening our ability to engage. Do you have a plan to become ubiquitous, killer? We think that most scalable web sites use far too much SMIL, and not enough Flash.