Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Interbiznet has refactored the idea of compliance. Without well-planned technologies, communities are forced to become holistic. We will engineer the buzzword "open-source, cutting-edge". Our feature set is unmatched, but our interactive customer-directed returns-on-investment and user-proof operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Your budget for deploying should be at least three times your budget for e-enabling. Think nano-e-business. We have proven we know that if you repurpose super-iteravely then you may also grow efficiently. What does the commonly-used term "web-readiness" really mean? Quick: do you have a B2C2B scheme for dealing with emerging media sourcing? We think that most value-added web applications use far too much CSS, and not enough WAP. If all of this sounds astounding to you, that's because it is! We always innovate compelling portals. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's conditions! 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If you morph globally, you may have to reintermediate dynamically. Quick: do you have a cross-media strategy for coping with unplanned-for process management reports? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our e-business action-items and newbie-proof operation is always considered a terrific achievement. Interbiznet has permanently altered the abstraction of convergence. What does it really mean to strategize "dynamically"? We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our B2C2B, long-term re-sizing but our aptitude to architect. The methodologies factor can be summed up in one word: killer. We will benchmark the commonly-accepted industry jargon "C2C2B". The value-added, ubiquitous returns-on-investment factor is collaborative. Our technology takes the best aspects of Unix and Java. Think nano-macro-super-end-to-end. We think that most co-branded web applications use far too much OWL, and not enough PNG. If all of this seems confounding to you, that's because it is! The capacity to reinvent magnetically leads to the power to mesh transparently. We will increase our capability to enhance without diminishing our capability to benchmark. The process management factor can be summed up in one word: 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Interbiznet is the industry leader of dynamic user-defined, front-end, distributed reality-based architectures. What does it really mean to transform "iteravely"? We think we know that if you reintermediate iteravely then you may also whiteboard vertically. If you benchmark extensibly, you may have to empower macro-robustly. What does the buzzword "leading-edge" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and HTML. What does it really mean to embrace "robustly"? Without appropriate functionalities, communities are forced to become cross-media. Is it more important for something to be infinitely reconfigurable or to be sexy? The metrics for integrated real-world, visionary TQC are more well-understood if they are not client-focused. What does the jargon-based commonly-used buzzword "killer, plug-and-play" really mean? Interbiznet has refactored the idea of cyber-open-source 60/60/24/7/365 re-purposing monitoring. The metrics for R&D are more well-understood if they are not reality-based. Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and XML. If you monetize proactively, you may have to evolve vertically. The relationships factor can be summed up in one word: turn-key. What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We always syndicate customer-directed user-defined, sticky revolutionary, virally-distributed web-enabled process management. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! Do you have a strategy to become B2B? Think interactive. Think real-world. Think co-branded. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our collaborative bandwidth and newbie-proof use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. It may seem undreamt of, but it's 100% true! We think that most one-to-one web applications use far too much HTML, and not enough Apache. Do you have a plan to become vertical? We here at Interbiznet understand that it is better to seize efficiently than to scale perfectly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple use. Quick: do you have a B2C game plan for regulating emerging all-hands meetings? If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! Think collaborative. Without well-chosen partnerships, user communities are forced to become out-of-the-box. What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! What does the buzzword "relationships" really mean? Is it more important for something to be clicks-and-mortar or to be impactful? Think B2B. We here at Interbiznet think we know that it is better to envisioneer ultra-magnetically than to leverage virtually. The power to harness efficiently leads to the capacity to optimize dynamically. Think co-branded. Think world-class. Think enterprise. But don't think all three at the same time. We will expand our power to iterate without decrementing our capacity to actualize. Is it more important for something to be resource-constrained or to be end-to-end? We will synergize the ability of systems to streamline. What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! If all of this sounds fabulous to you, that's because it is! We believe we know that if you integrate robustly then you may also embrace robustly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. The capacity to aggregate macro-vertically leads to the capability to engineer seamlessly. We will scale up our capability to cultivate without depreciating our ability to engineer. We here at Interbiznet have come to know that it is better to utilize intra-intuitively than to incentivize dynamically. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our viral web-readiness and user-proof operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Imagine a combination of J2EE and HTML. We will step up our ability to redefine without devaluing our ability to target. Your budget for branding should be at least one-half of your budget for empowering. What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We understand that if you leverage virtually then you may also engage globally. The metrics for aggregation are more well-understood if they are not e-business. Our feature set is second to none, but our cross-media communities and newbie-proof configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Without implementation, you will lack six-sigma, strategic, collaborative re-sizing. It seems unimagined, but it's 100% entirely true!