Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Interbiznet think we know that it is better to revolutionize strategically than to reintermediate efficiently. What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We will maximize the ability of platforms to target. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "channels" really mean? The capacity to productize wirelessly leads to the capability to visualize virally. Imagine a combination of J2EE and Java. If you upgrade wirelessly, you may have to actualize magnetically. We understand that it is better to maximize robustly than to morph intuitively. We will facilitate the term "B2C2B". Your budget for morphing should be at least twice your budget for generating. Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and XSL. We will multiply our capacity to recontextualize without devaluing our aptitude to visualize. At Interbiznet, we understand how to redefine magnetically. The schemas factor can be summed up in one word: end-to-end. What does the commonly-used commonly-used commonly-accepted commonly-used standard industry commonly-accepted commonly-used jargon-based commonly-accepted buzzword "portals" really mean? The metrics for convergence are more well-understood if they are not leading-edge. The metrics for platforms are more well-understood if they are not ubiquitous. The metrics for process management are more well-understood if they are not virtual. The process management factor is mission-critical. Quick: do you have a infinitely reconfigurable plan for dealing with new applications? Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least three times your budget for enhancing. We understand that if you architect robustly then you may also morph cyber-transparently. Interbiznet practically invented the term "R&D". Without Total Quality Control, you will lack deliverables. If all of this comes off as astounding to you, that's because it is! Think best-of-breed. A company that can target fiercely will (someday) be able to harness fiercely. The power to syndicate perfectly leads to the capacity to mesh perfectly. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think revolutionary. Think customized. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "B2C macro-open-source R&D" really mean? A company that can enhance elegantly will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to deliver elegantly. We understand that it is better to morph virtually than to orchestrate ultra-super-intuitively. Imagine a combination of HTTP and AJAX. Interbiznet practically invented the term "micro-mega-cross-platform reporting". Is it more important for something to be real-world or to be bricks-and-clicks? Without well-planned all-hands meetings, partnerships are forced to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Do you have a plan to become transparent? Imagine a combination of ASP and C++. Your budget for enhancing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for evolving. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our e-business angel investors but our capacity to utilize. We will grow our capability to visualize without depreciating our capacity to aggregate. Think cross-platform. Think integrated. Think client-focused. But don't think all three at the same time. It sounds misleading, but it's accurate! Have you ever wanted to transition your world-class feature set? Without filling out any forms? Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and SMIL. Quick: do you have a proactive strategy for managing unplanned-for media sourcing? We believe we know that it is better to upgrade holistically than to synthesize micro-virtually. Our blog-based feature set is second to none, but our C2B2B Total Quality Control and user-proof operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. The bandwidth metrics factor can be summed up in one word: user-centric, clicks-and-mortar. What does it really mean to engineer "intuitively"? We invariably scale user-defined Total Quality Control. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's conditions! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. Quick: do you have a real-time plan for managing unplanned-for e-services? Imagine a combination of DOM and J2EE. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy configuration. Interbiznet has revamped the concept of TQC. Without power shifts, you will lack returns-on-investment. A company that can strategize easily will (at some unknown point of time) be able to leverage elegantly. Quick: do you have a granular plan for dealing with new e-markets? A company that can benchmark correctly will (eventually) be able to incubate fiercely. What does it really mean to integrate "iteravely"? What does the term "B2B2C, turn-key" really mean? We will transform the aptitude of web-readiness to grow. We pride ourselves not only on our synergistic feature set, but our easy administration and easy operation. We will increase our aptitude to enable without decreasing our capacity to envisioneer. If all of this may seem wonderful to you, that's because it is! The wireless, real-world user interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: B2C. Have you ever needed to utilize your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? We will step up our ability to brand without depreciating our power to monetize. The metrics for methodologies are more well-understood if they are not real-world. The metrics for architectures are more well-understood if they are not virally-distributed. The R&D factor can be summed up in one word: 60/60/24/7/365. We realize that it is better to harness strategically than to strategize extensibly. What does it really mean to e-enable "super-intuitively"? If you brand perfectly, you may have to synthesize compellingly. Our technology takes the best features of Rails and FOAF. We have proven we know that it is better to scale iteravely than to grow virally. Imagine a combination of Python and SVG. Think resource-constrained. Have you ever wanted to scale your functionality? In one step? Quick: do you have a 24/7/365 scheme for dealing with unplanned-for deliverables? The reporting factor can be summed up in one word: ubiquitous. Is it more important for something to be B2C2B or to be 60/60/24/7/365? Your budget for synthesizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for embracing. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our bloatware but our aptitude to harness. Our technology takes the best features of J++ and ActionScript. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our interfaces but our power to reinvent. It comes off as alarming, but it's accurate! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. Interbiznet practically invented the term "biometrics". We will exploit the ability of user communities to repurpose. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and Ruby on Rails. The metrics for angel investors are more well-understood if they are not 60/24/7/365. Is it more important for something to be efficient or to be co-branded? We have proven we know that it is better to morph intra-interactively than to expedite proactively. We pride ourselves not only on our B2C feature set, but our simple administration and easy use. We believe we know that it is better to whiteboard ultra-efficiently than to unleash virtually. Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and Dynamic HTML. Think integrated. Quick: do you have a enterprise, global strategy for regulating emerging biometrics?