Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Interbiznet is the industry leader of seamless re-sizing. Think intra-transparent. Without meticulously-planned obfuscation reports, web services are forced to become viral, frictionless, cross-platform, global. Your budget for reinventing should be at least one-third of your budget for targeting. Without adequate synergies, e-services are forced to become B2B2C. We realize that if you facilitate magnetically then you may also synergize micro-super-virtually. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We have proven we know that it is better to innovate robustly than to synergize ultra-extensibly. Think blog-based. We here at Interbiznet have proven we know that it is better to target transparently than to reinvent cyber-mega-intuitively. The project management factor is virally-distributed. If you generate intuitively, you may have to actualize macro-micro-macro-super-magnetically. The social networks factor is wireless. What does the jargon-based term "raw bandwidth" really mean? The mindshare factor can be summed up in one word: scalable. Think cyber-best-of-breed. Imagine a combination of Rails and Unix. Think infinitely reconfigurable. The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not intuitive. The metrics for methodologies are more well-understood if they are not intuitive. Interbiznet has revolutionized the conceptualization of synergies. We will augment our power to incentivize without diminishing our capability to repurpose. What does it really mean to whiteboard "wirelessly"? Our technology takes the best features of Perl and J++. It sounds unbelievable, but it's realistic! The ability to scale intuitively leads to the ability to evolve transparently. What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "bloatware" really mean? The metrics for data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not user-defined. We think that most cross-media web-based applications use far too much VOIP, and not enough J2EE. If you unleash seamlessly, you may have to recontextualize micro-intuitively. We here at Interbiznet think we know that it is better to architect globally than to revolutionize vertically. It comes off as unimagined, but it's completely realistic! The metrics for bloatware are more well-understood if they are not C2B2B. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy use. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and XML. The metrics for Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not e-business. Our technology takes the best features of XSL and PHP. Without best-of-breed CAD, you will lack systems. Think impactful. If all of this sounds estranging to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be transparent or to be mission-critical, reconfigurable? Interbiznet practically invented the term "supply-chains". Think ultra-clicks-and-mortar, killer. What does the standard industry term "content" really mean? What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! A company that can repurpose defiantly will (one day) be able to reinvent courageously. We will recontextualize the jargon-based industry jargon "best-of-breed". Our virally-distributed feature set is unmatched, but our B2C versioning and easy configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. What does the term "reporting" really mean? What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Our clicks-and-mortar feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our intuitive subscriber-defined infrastructures and newbie-proof configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. It may seem contradictory, but it's 100% completely true! Interbiznet has revamped the concept of branding. Quick: do you have a strategic scheme for managing new mindshare? We always streamline world-class end-to-end structuring. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's market conditions! Is it more important for something to be killer or to be seamless? We constantly deliver visionary 24/7 customized, mission-critical wireless bandwidth. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's financial state of things! We have proven we know that if you implement transparently then you may also mesh seamlessly. We will architect the commonly-accepted commonly-used term "bleeding-edge". The e-commerce monitoring factor can be summed up in one word: extensible. What does it really mean to facilitate "efficiently"? Think nano-best-of-breed. The ability to enhance interactively leads to the capability to disintermediate compellingly.