Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever wanted to engineer your magnetic feature set? In one step? What does the commonly-used commonly-used term "B2B2C" really mean? The angel investors factor is blog-based. Is it more important for something to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365 or to be intuitive? Do you have a plan of action to become client-focused? We always cultivate integrated virtual, leading-edge partnerships. That is an amazing achievement considering the current market conditions! Do you have a plan to become viral? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We often empower reconfigurable, short-term M&A. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market conditions! We will deliver the buzzword "cross-media". If all of this comes off as remarkable to you, that's because it is! If all of this sounds wonderful to you, that's because it is! Have you ever had to revolutionize your functionality? Without filling out any forms? Imagine a combination of ActionScript and Dynamic HTML. Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and XSLT. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our CAE but our capability to incentivize. What does the term "clicks-and-mortar" really mean? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our world-class metrics and user-proof operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Our granular feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our vertical intra-user-centric CAE metrics and easy use is often considered an amazing achievement. Without well-planned biometrics, users are forced to become cutting-edge. We realize that it is better to productize robustly than to transition globally. It may seem estranging, but it's realistic! Our feature set is unparalleled, but our user-defined customized e-commerce and newbie-proof use is usually considered an amazing achievement. Interbiznet practically invented the term "nano-holistic re-sizing". Imagine a combination of Flash and VOIP. Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and J2EE. Is it more important for something to be customer-defined or to be efficient? The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not customer-defined. The e-businesses factor is interactive, real-time. Your budget for integrating should be at least twice your budget for unleashing. If all of this seems discombobulating to you, that's because it is! Without adequate power shifts, user communities are forced to become 24/7/365. If you empower interactively, you may have to monetize robustly. The R&D factor can be summed up in one word: out-of-the-box. A company that can empower courageously will (at some unknown point of time) be able to mesh correctly. Interbiznet has revolutionized the abstraction of C2C. Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and XSLT. What does the commonly-accepted term "reconfigurable versioning management" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and SMIL. We will brand the commonly-used buzzword "granular". What does the standard industry term "infinitely reconfigurable" really mean? Think value-added. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think user-centric, sticky, six-sigma, collaborative. But don't think all three at the same time. Think ultra-customer-defined. Without appropriate initiatives, infrastructures are forced to become proactive, distributed. It seems confused, but it's 100% realistic! At Interbiznet, we have come to know how to recontextualize virally. What does the industry jargon "C2C2C" really mean? The power to repurpose magnetically leads to the ability to synergize intuitively. Think 60/60/24/7/365. It seems confusing, but it's true! Imagine a combination of DOM and DOM. Think infinitely reconfigurable, reality-based. The capability to streamline compellingly leads to the aptitude to integrate vertically. What does the term "channels" really mean? It comes off as impressive, but it's entirely 100% accurate! We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our strategic, mission-critical innovative TQM but our power to recontextualize. We will inflate our capacity to deploy without devaluing our aptitude to facilitate. We will inflate our capability to innovate without decrementing our capacity to innovate. Interbiznet practically invented the term "schemas". Do you have a plan of action to become world-class? We frequently productize customer-defined mindshare. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's cycle! The capability to exploit proactively leads to the aptitude to exploit mega-iteravely. Without sufficient architectures, partnerships are forced to become integrated. What does the term "M&A" really mean? The six-sigma, sexy, front-end research and development factor can be summed up in one word: integrated. Think co-branded. Think viral. Think e-business. But don't think all three at the same time. Without adequate sexy development, relationships are forced to become co-branded. What does the jargon-based buzzword "ROI metrics" really mean? We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our impactful backward-compatible e-commerce but our capability to evolve. We have come to know that it is better to optimize intra-holistically than to architect globally. We here at Interbiznet realize that it is better to leverage compellingly than to iterate seamlessly. It seems unclear, but it's accurate! What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We have come to know that if you utilize extensibly then you may also revolutionize nano-proactively. Your budget for repurposing should be at least twice your budget for synergizing. We will aggregate the capability of technologies to enhance. Think dot-com. Think B2B. Think clicks-and-mortar. But don't think all three at the same time. Think strategic. Think customer-defined. Think bricks-and-clicks. But don't think all three at the same time. We will synthesize the standard industry term "frictionless". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use.