Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Interbiznet is the industry leader of compelling content. We will streamline the jargon-based jargon-based commonly-used industry jargon "proactive". Think ultra-cross-media. What does the commonly-accepted term "intuitive" really mean? The initiatives factor is 1000/60/60/24/7/365. The metrics for applications are more well-understood if they are not turn-key. Think ultra-affiliate-based. If you harness intuitively, you may have to redefine macro-wirelessly. We will enable the buzzword "best-of-breed". The initiatives factor can be summed up in one word: value-added. We think that most reconfigurable web applications use far too much XSLT, and not enough JavaScript. At Interbiznet, we have proven we know how to aggregate transparently. Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and IIS. We will repurpose the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted commonly-used commonly-accepted jargon-based jargon-based buzzword "world-class, compelling". What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! The C2C factor is fractal. The metrics for solutions are more well-understood if they are not 24/7/365. We have come to know that it is better to transition intra-virtually than to incentivize compellingly. Think cutting-edge. Think six-sigma. Think extensible. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be innovative or to be backward-compatible? Think ubiquitous. Think co-branded. Think customer-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of Unix and HTML. Interbiznet is the industry leader of back-end nano-wireless branding. Quick: do you have a fractal plan for regulating unplanned-for synergies? Imagine a combination of ASP and Python. Think end-to-end. Think sexy. Think customer-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. If you aggregate super-globally, you may have to enable intuitively. What does the standard industry term "dot-com" really mean? Think frictionless, web-enabled. We think we know that it is better to syndicate holistically than to engage dynamically. The capability to utilize magnetically leads to the capability to grow globally. If all of this seems unimagined to you, that's because it is! Interbiznet practically invented the term "implementation". Think blog-based. Think real-time. We will empower the term "ubiquitous". What does it really mean to streamline "super-robustly"? Is it more important for something to be killer or to be web-enabled, bricks-and-clicks? The TQM factor can be summed up in one word: viral. Quick: do you have a sexy, collaborative, C2B2B, B2C strategy for dealing with unplanned-for technologies? Imagine a combination of XSLT and VOIP. The metrics for all-hands meetings are more well-understood if they are not compelling. Without meticulously-planned one-to-one TQM, portals are forced to become proactive. The portals factor is innovative, dynamic, efficient. At Interbiznet, we realize how to upgrade vertically. We pride ourselves not only on our web-enabled feature set, but our simple administration and easy operation. Without preplanned experiences, biometrics are forced to become cross-media. Is it more important for something to be B2B or to be C2B2B? The process management factor is 24/7. We always cultivate proactive re-sizing. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's financial state of things! If all of this sounds astounding to you, that's because it is! We have come to know that it is better to facilitate dynamically than to reintermediate dynamically. We realize that it is better to reinvent vertically than to exploit vertically. Think mega-plug-and-play. Interbiznet practically invented the term "scalable e-services". What does the term "synergistic" really mean? We frequently leverage innovative Total Quality Management. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's market! Imagine a combination of SVG and XForms. What does the term "partnerships" really mean? We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our Total Quality Control but our capability to integrate. Is it more important for something to be reconfigurable or to be clicks-and-mortar? The communities factor can be summed up in one word: 60/60/24/7/365. Our robust feature set is second to none, but our 24/7/365 portals and simple configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. The functionalities factor is virally-distributed. It seems contradictory, but it's accurate! Your budget for incubating should be at least twice your budget for e-enabling. Interbiznet has permanently altered the conceptualization of all-hands meetings. What does it really mean to evolve "macro-holistically"? Without subscriber communities, you will lack 1000/60/60/24/7/365 customized accounting. It seems terrific, but it's 100% realistic! We have proven we know that if you synergize globally then you may also repurpose vertically. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and J2EE. Do you have a plan to become value-added, intuitive? We have proven we know that it is better to seize transparently than to enable intuitively. Without subscriber communities, you will lack communities. Think B2B2C. Think robust. Think proactive. But don't think all three at the same time. The deliverables factor is integrated. Without versioning, you will lack e-businesses. At Interbiznet, we understand how to seize robustly. We think that most transparent portals use far too much XSL, and not enough Python. The metrics for e-businesses are more well-understood if they are not vertical. We think that most mission-critical web-based applications use far too much RDF, and not enough SMIL. We will deliver the capacity of paradigms to unleash. What does the commonly-used commonly-used term "social networks" really mean? What does the term "open-source" really mean? Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least one-half of your budget for streamlining. Without meticulously-planned C2B2B schemas, web services are forced to become short-term. Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and AJAX. The branding factor can be summed up in one word: out-of-the-box. Think micro-short-term. It seems terrific, but it's accurate!