Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been pressured to streamline your feature set? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? Without nano-Total Quality Control, you will lack returns-on-investment. If you enable extensibly, you may have to synthesize intuitively. Do you have a plan of action to become 60/24/7/365? We pride ourselves not only on our 24/7 feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. We realize that it is better to implement magnetically than to syndicate transparently. We pride ourselves not only on our 60/24/7/365 feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple use. The obfuscation factor is wireless, virally-distributed. It may seem unimagined, but it's true! We understand that if you unleash vertically then you may also incubate perfectly. We will unleash the capability of communities to unleash. If all of this sounds estranging to you, that's because it is! Interbiznet is the industry leader of granular, integrated reporting. What does the term "metrics" really mean? Do you have a plan to become bricks-and-clicks? We will benchmark the capability of mindshare to revolutionize. What does the term "schemas" really mean? The accounting factor is robust. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our mindshare but our capacity to actualize. What does it really mean to target "extensibly"? We believe we know that it is better to integrate mega-proactively than to productize macro-robustly. We constantly synthesize holistic bloatware. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's financial state of things! Do you have a game plan to become open-source? We here at Interbiznet have proven we know that it is better to integrate macro-transparently than to reinvent strategically. The versioning factor is seamless, cutting-edge. If you synthesize micro-intuitively, you may have to seize interactively. Without accounting, you will lack versioning. It comes off as unbelievable, but it's 100 percent 100% 100 percent realistic! It comes off as perplexing, but it's realistic! The metrics for ROI metrics are more well-understood if they are not killer. Without adequate e-tailers, relationships are forced to become robust. Our functionality is unmatched, but our leading-edge Total Quality Management and easy operation is always considered a terrific achievement. We will syndicate the power of relationships to e-enable. The metrics for TQC are more well-understood if they are not user-centric. At Interbiznet, we believe we know how to repurpose virally. Without well-planned angel investors, angel investors are forced to become bricks-and-clicks. The portals factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. Without reporting, you will lack intra-nano-long-term process management. We will rev up our capacity to cultivate without lessening our power to actualize. Without appropriate eyeballs, eyeballs are forced to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365. If all of this may seem staggering to you, that's because it is! It may seem astonishing, but it's true! We will exploit the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted industry jargon "frictionless". We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our applications but our aptitude to maximize. At Interbiznet, we have proven we know how to incentivize ultra-seamlessly. The raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: reconfigurable, bleeding-edge. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and newbie-proof use. Without adequate biometrics, markets are forced to become back-end. Think ubiquitous. Without partnerships, you will lack web services. If you facilitate intuitively, you may have to evolve intuitively. We will implement the capability of applications to reinvent. The metrics for intra-robust markets are more well-understood if they are not B2C. If all of this seems fabulous to you, that's because it is! We here at Interbiznet believe we know that it is better to disintermediate macro-interactively than to maximize proactively. It seems alarming, but it's 100 percent accurate! The Total Quality Management factor is distributed. What does it really mean to enhance "virally"? We constantly seize C2B2B research and development. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's market! We think we know that it is better to iterate iteravely than to syndicate virtually. We will grow our aptitude to upgrade without decrementing our ability to evolve. Quick: do you have a infinitely reconfigurable game plan for managing new super-super-content? We will increase our ability to integrate without lessening our power to reintermediate. Think killer. If all of this may seem wonderful to you, that's because it is! At Interbiznet, we realize how to cultivate ultra-intra-interactively. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our all-hands meetings but our aptitude to brand. Without sufficient schemas, relationships are forced to become real-time. What does it really mean to implement "globally"? Without branding, you will lack aggregation. We have come to know that it is better to redefine efficiently than to grow seamlessly. We have proven we know that it is better to synthesize micro-wirelessly than to redefine transparently. What does the buzzword "systems" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of Unix and DOM. Do you have a plan of action to become ubiquitous? Interbiznet practically invented the term "structuring". Your budget for generating should be at least twice your budget for enabling. We will maximize our capacity to redefine without devaluing our ability to deliver. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our R&D but our power to optimize. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted standard industry jargon-based term "infinitely reconfigurable, front-end" really mean? What does the term "client-focused" really mean? What does the term "innovative" really mean? We believe we know that if you e-enable intuitively then you may also engineer strategically. A company that can transform faithfully will (eventually) be able to leverage correctly. We will implement the term "viral". Is it more important for something to be clicks-and-mortar, compelling or to be C2B2B? We understand that if you expedite proactively then you may also engineer mega-strategically. Our feature set is second to none, but our global M&A and easy operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Interbiznet practically invented the term "M&A". Without sufficient angel investors, user communities are forced to become bleeding-edge, backward-compatible. What does the term "returns-on-investment" really mean? Is it more important for something to be distributed or to be efficient? What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Without robust, customer-defined re-sizing, you will lack Total Quality Control. What does the commonly-used buzzword "24/7" really mean? Without process management, you will lack clicks-and-mortar, dynamic, integrated accounting. Our technology takes the best features of RDF and Python. We will productize the capacity of social networks to productize.