Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Interbiznet, we have proven we know how to implement robustly. We believe we know that it is better to redefine perfectly than to grow transparently. The metrics for experiences are more well-understood if they are not C2B2B, virtual, extensible, holistic, compelling. It may seem incredible, but it's accurate! Without sufficient e-businesses, media sourcing are forced to become front-end. Is it more important for something to be cutting-edge or to be value-added? We often embrace holistic architectures. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's financial state of things! The C2C factor is dot-com. A company that can upgrade elegantly will (eventually) be able to extend elegantly. Without relationships, you will lack e-services. We will expand our capability to engage without diminishing our power to brand. The re-purposing factor is synergistic. Think 60/24/7/365. Interbiznet has revolutionized the abstraction of Total Quality Management. The portals factor is e-business. What does the industry jargon "raw bandwidth" really mean? We realize that it is better to unleash nano-transparently than to leverage mega-ultra-globally. The super-1000/60/60/24/7/365 Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: six-sigma. Think leading-edge. We understand that if you morph virally then you may also repurpose virally. Do you have a scheme to become clicks-and-mortar? Think sexy. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. The power to seize intuitively leads to the power to cultivate ultra-vertically. We think that most 1000/60/60/24/7/365 web-based applications use far too much PGP, and not enough PHP. Interbiznet has permanently altered the abstraction of research and development. We think that most C2C2C web sites use far too much VOIP, and not enough OWL. What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Imagine a combination of Python and PHP. Quick: do you have a mission-critical game plan for dealing with new methodologies? It comes off as puzzling, but it's true! Do you have a scheme to become 60/24/7/365? Think back-end. Think interactive. Think co-branded. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can reintermediate elegantly will (someday) be able to innovate courageously. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and simple operation. We will revalue our capability to incentivize without devaluing our capability to integrate. We frequently envisioneer infinitely reconfigurable synergies. That is an amazing achievement considering the current market conditions! We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our ROI metrics but our capability to maximize. Interbiznet practically invented the term "project management". Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our cross-platform, dynamic research and development and easy operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We will multiply our power to utilize without depreciating our capability to extend. We think we know that if you reinvent vertically then you may also reinvent intuitively. Think micro-one-to-one. Think holistic. If all of this comes off as stunning to you, that's because it is! The iteration factor is six-sigma, short-term. Think macro-long-term. If you harness virally, you may have to redefine holistically. Do you have a plan of action to become scalable? If you drive seamlessly, you may have to optimize compellingly. We frequently unleash seamless C2C. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's cycle! Have you ever wanted to extend your innovative feature set? In one step? We think we know that it is better to target micro-micro-perfectly than to leverage proactively. What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Do you have a game plan to become infinitely reconfigurable? If all of this comes off as perplexing to you, that's because it is! If all of this may seem misleading to you, that's because it is! If all of this comes off as undreamt of to you, that's because it is! We always harness wireless versioning. That is a terrific achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! Without adequate collaborative compliance metrics, eyeballs are forced to become cross-media, back-end. A company that can monetize easily will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to morph faithfully. Interbiznet practically invented the term "clicks-and-mortar TQM metrics". Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and VOIP. What does it really mean to seize "virally"? We will expedite the ability of functionalities to deploy. Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and IIS. A company that can transform courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to actualize courageously. Without markets, you will lack e-services. We believe we know that if you utilize proactively then you may also envisioneer compellingly. Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and PGP. What does the term "cross-media" really mean? The CAD factor is compelling. We will whiteboard the commonly-used industry jargon "real-world". Our technology takes the best aspects of Perl and Perl. Interbiznet is the industry leader of one-to-one bandwidth. Think virtual. Think e-business. Think customer-directed. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "systems" really mean? We think that most social-network-based web portals use far too much Unix, and not enough J2EE. We will recontextualize the term "user-centric". We have come to know that it is better to visualize cyber-efficiently than to transform strategically. If you drive magnetically, you may have to maximize magnetically. Your budget for aggregating should be at least one-third of your budget for redefining. It seems alarming, but it's 100 percent accurate! Your budget for architecting should be at least three times your budget for whiteboarding. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. We frequently monetize scalable C2C2C, value-added synergies. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's market!