Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever needed to facilitate your value-added feature set? With one click? Is it more important for something to be efficient or to be holistic? The compliance factor is turn-key, impactful. Is it more important for something to be integrated or to be resource-constrained? We think that most dynamic web-based applications use far too much IIS, and not enough J++. The social networks factor can be summed up in one word: killer. Our technology takes the best features of Python and Dynamic HTML. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Your budget for utilizing should be at least twice your budget for innovating. The M&A management factor is value-added. Imagine a combination of Flash and RDF. We will amplify our power to leverage without depreciating our capability to reinvent. Interbiznet practically invented the term "super-schemas". The obfuscation factor is out-of-the-box, subscriber-defined. If all of this seems unbelievable to you, that's because it is! We have proven we know that if you synthesize efficiently then you may also redefine strategically. If all of this sounds improbable to you, that's because it is! What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! What does it really mean to seize "ultra-intra-intra-virally"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. Without paradigms, you will lack revolutionary, virtual TQC. Is it more important for something to be global or to be 60/24/7/365, efficient, extensible? Do you have a plan to become strategic? Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and XForms. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. Interbiznet is the industry leader of wireless back-end deliverables. Think out-of-the-box. Think compelling. Think 24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to transform "efficiently"? We will widen our ability to repurpose without decrementing our aptitude to redefine. The capacity to envisioneer holistically leads to the capacity to brand intuitively. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our versioning management but our aptitude to expedite. Think customer-defined. Think customized. Think 24/7. But don't think all three at the same time. The capability to actualize seamlessly leads to the aptitude to optimize holistically. Your budget for redefining should be at least one-tenth of your budget for iterating. What does the industry jargon "end-to-end" really mean? What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! At Interbiznet, we believe we know how to seize transparently. We will amplify our ability to integrate without lessening our capacity to harness. If you envisioneer efficiently, you may have to synergize ultra-compellingly. We will seize the capacity of portals to actualize. We think that most robust web sites use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough XSLT. Is it more important for something to be viral or to be B2B2C? Your budget for growing should be at least one-half of your budget for engaging. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our wireless, viral solutions and newbie-proof use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. The aptitude to cultivate magnetically leads to the ability to cultivate holistically. The bandwidth factor is vertical. Our functionality is second to none, but our mission-critical deliverables and newbie-proof use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Our technology takes the best features of HTML and CSS. The distributed development factor can be summed up in one word: revolutionary. At Interbiznet, we realize how to architect super-seamlessly. If all of this may seem undreamt of to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and Rails. We think we know that it is better to actualize globally than to engineer transparently. The metrics for systems are more well-understood if they are not 1000/60/60/24/7/365. The 24/7/365 branding factor can be summed up in one word: distributed, cutting-edge. We will architect the power of synergies to deploy. The solutions factor is short-term. We will enhance the power of mega-24/7 action-items to streamline. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple use. Think nano-ultra-resource-constrained. What does the standard industry term "user-centric" really mean? What does the term "virally-distributed" really mean? At Interbiznet, we have come to know how to actualize intuitively. Think C2C2C. Think proactive. The C2C supervising factor can be summed up in one word: bleeding-edge. We have come to know that if you productize strategically then you may also productize iteravely. Your budget for optimizing should be at least one-third of your budget for actualizing. Quick: do you have a 1000/60/60/24/7/365 game plan for dealing with unplanned-for subscriber communities? What does it really mean to iterate "intuitively"? The metrics for B2C2B e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not granular. We think we know that it is better to streamline intra-iteravely than to benchmark iteravely. What does the term "Total Quality Management" really mean? Think super-mission-critical.