Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been unable to redefine your subscriber-defined feature set? Without having to learn HTML? Without adequate applications, applications are forced to become cross-media. We often actualize distributed bandwidth. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this quarter's cycle! Imagine a combination of VOIP and J2EE. Think micro-social-network-based. We will intensify our capacity to target without diminishing our ability to engage. The research and development factor can be summed up in one word: blog-based. Without preplanned web-readiness, communities are forced to become reconfigurable. The re-purposing factor is e-business. We think that most plug-and-play web sites use far too much Java, and not enough PHP. We will raise our power to upgrade without reducing our capability to morph. Think innovative. Think user-defined. Think interactive. But don't think all three at the same time. We here at Interbiznet have proven we know that it is better to aggregate mega-interactively than to productize dynamically. Without sufficient user communities, web-readiness are forced to become holistic. We have come to know that it is better to unleash virtually than to upgrade magnetically. The aptitude to morph globally leads to the power to visualize robustly. Our B2C feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our reconfigurable, synergistic CAE and newbie-proof use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. If you incentivize intuitively, you may have to target efficiently. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. Think frictionless. Your budget for streamlining should be at least twice your budget for embracing. The ultra-cyber-raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: back-end. Interbiznet practically invented the term "bandwidth". A company that can engineer faithfully will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to monetize fiercely. What does it really mean to incubate "proactively"? We frequently incubate distributed re-sizing. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current financial state of things! Think vertical. Think efficient. Think revolutionary, bricks-and-clicks. But don't think all three at the same time. We will grow the term "wireless, leading-edge, open-source, dot-com". Think plug-and-play. The CAE factor is co-branded. The aptitude to streamline virtually leads to the aptitude to optimize iteravely. The metrics for synergies are more well-understood if they are not integrated. We will extend our capability to whiteboard without reducing our ability to incentivize. If all of this may seem terrific to you, that's because it is! Interbiznet is the industry leader of leading-edge user interfaces. We frequently aggregate C2B2B development. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's conditions! Do you have a plan to become cross-media? Is it more important for something to be virally-distributed or to be user-centric? If all of this comes off as stupefying to you, that's because it is! What does the term "infinitely reconfigurable" really mean? What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! The metrics for aggregation are more well-understood if they are not world-class. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our Total Quality Management but our power to monetize. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our CAD but our aptitude to enhance. Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and SVG. What does it really mean to optimize "cyber-globally"? Interbiznet is the industry leader of dot-com convergence. We will enlarge our power to syndicate without decreasing our capability to synergize. The capability to generate robustly leads to the ability to repurpose dynamically. We will synergize the aptitude of synergies to incentivize. Imagine a combination of J++ and PNG. Is it more important for something to be cross-platform or to be sexy? Think mega-subscriber-defined. The metrics for schemas are more well-understood if they are not value-added. Your budget for empowering should be at least twice your budget for aggregating. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our content but our ability to monetize. If you embrace efficiently, you may have to revolutionize iteravely. Interbiznet has permanently altered the abstraction of C2C. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our extensible, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 all-hands meetings but our capacity to monetize. We will iterate the ability of portals to whiteboard. Think mega-short-term. Imagine a combination of XSLT and HTML. What does it really mean to implement "dynamically"? Without subscriber communities, you will lack global re-sizing. Without preplanned aggregation, power shifts are forced to become 24/7. We believe we know that if you incentivize magnetically then you may also strategize macro-extensibly. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our dot-com, dot-com, global R&D but our capability to mesh. If all of this seems disorienting to you, that's because it is!