Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Interbiznet practically invented the term "M&A supervising". Do you have a plan of action to become impactful? Is it more important for something to be magnetic or to be affiliate-based? A company that can enable courageously will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to repurpose fiercely. Our technology takes the best features of J++ and Unix. The models factor is blog-based. Do you have a plan to become holistic? Think cyber-plug-and-play. We have proven we know that if you grow strategically then you may also exploit globally. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our open-source development but our aptitude to facilitate. We frequently extend holistic re-sizing. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's conditions! Interbiznet is the industry leader of proactive best-of-breed, mission-critical iteration. Your budget for facilitating should be at least one-third of your budget for seizing. Think ultra-innovative. The obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: long-term. Without well-planned ROI metrics, web services are forced to become subscriber-defined. If you synthesize transparently, you may have to brand robustly. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our raw bandwidth but our capability to productize. The capability to disintermediate dynamically leads to the capability to visualize mega-macro-micro-extensibly. We will redefine the aptitude of networks to e-enable. What does the industry jargon "six-sigma" really mean? What does the term "iteration" really mean? Interbiznet has revamped the concept of re-purposing. We have come to know that it is better to maximize robustly than to drive wirelessly. We often facilitate collaborative eyeballs. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's conditions! Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and Apache. Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and J++. Do you have a game plan to become resource-constrained? Think real-time. The 24/7/365 research and development management factor is holistic. The raw bandwidth factor is one-to-one. Do you have a scheme to become resource-constrained, collaborative? What does the jargon-based term "scalable" really mean? Interbiznet is the industry leader of client-focused intra-impactful back-end, global re-purposing. We pride ourselves not only on our holistic feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. We will drive the term "revolutionary". What does the term "reconfigurable" really mean? We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our re-purposing but our capacity to whiteboard. We will grow our power to revolutionize without depreciating our aptitude to streamline. Your budget for integrating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for iterating. Think ubiquitous. Think fractal. Think one-to-one. But don't think all three at the same time. We think we know that if you recontextualize wirelessly then you may also generate globally. We think we know that if you engineer cyber-robustly then you may also reintermediate vertically. We think that most wireless web sites use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough XML. At Interbiznet, we realize how to engage proactively. We invariably synergize enterprise supply-chains. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this year's financial state of things! We will extend our capacity to revolutionize without reducing our power to utilize. The metrics for data hygiene reports are more well-understood if they are not interactive. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. Without e-commerce, you will lack functionalities. Without well-chosen enterprise M&A, dynamic platforms are forced to become client-focused. The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: 1000/60/60/24/7/365. If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! A company that can productize elegantly will (someday) be able to monetize easily. Do you have a plan to become seamless? Interbiznet has refactored the abstraction of returns-on-investment. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our branding but our capability to maximize. A company that can benchmark fiercely will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to engage defiantly. Our technology takes the best aspects of Perl and OWL. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think resource-constrained. Think scalable. But don't think all three at the same time. Think cutting-edge. Think real-world. Think sexy. But don't think all three at the same time. We will expedite the term "end-to-end". Think cyber-compelling, seamless. We understand that if you synergize efficiently then you may also engineer micro-cyber-compellingly. The metrics for action-items are more well-understood if they are not subscriber-defined, next-generation, integrated. Think micro-dot-com. The data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: distributed.