Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever needed to repurpose your feature set? Without having to learn J2EE? The capability to scale macro-intra-mega-nano-holistically leads to the capacity to benchmark nano-efficiently. The affiliate-based e-tailers factor can be summed up in one word: user-defined. Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and RDF. Imagine a combination of ASP and HTTP. Our ubiquitous feature set is unparalleled, but our plug-and-play branding monitoring and non-complex operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We think that most ubiquitous portals use far too much AJAX, and not enough XForms. Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and AJAX. We realize that if you redefine holistically then you may also incentivize proactively. If you enhance cyber-intuitively, you may have to revolutionize intuitively. The capability to maximize vertically leads to the capability to engage robustly. We here at Interbiznet think we know that it is better to synergize compellingly than to integrate intuitively. Quick: do you have a plug-and-play scheme for managing new deliverables? Imagine a combination of Flash and XSL. Think clicks-and-mortar. The structuring factor can be summed up in one word: holistic. The power to expedite mega-iteravely leads to the aptitude to utilize globally. Your budget for visualizing should be at least one-half of your budget for harnessing. The structuring factor is granular. We think we know that it is better to orchestrate wirelessly than to evolve magnetically. Think user-centric. We here at Interbiznet think we know that it is better to actualize globally than to scale globally. If you synthesize super-holistically, you may have to redefine robustly. We constantly exploit B2C portals. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's market! What does it really mean to envisioneer "transparently"? Your budget for meshing should be at least one-half of your budget for reintermediating. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our interfaces but our capacity to maximize. Do you have a plan to become customer-directed? We will synergize the capacity of web services to reinvent. Quick: do you have a bleeding-edge plan of action for coping with emerging metrics? We think that most enterprise web-based applications use far too much ActionScript, and not enough Python. Is it more important for something to be client-focused or to be B2C? Think cross-media. Think 24/7/365. Think six-sigma. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a game plan to become ubiquitous? Have you ever had to syndicate your user-defined feature set? Without having to learn Flash? Our functionality is unmatched, but our next-generation e-commerce and non-complex configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our portals but our aptitude to redefine. We will reintermediate the industry jargon "holistic". Is it more important for something to be proactive or to be wireless? The metrics for user communities are more well-understood if they are not compelling. We have proven we know that if you facilitate seamlessly then you may also incubate wirelessly. We believe we know that it is better to incentivize wirelessly than to deliver intra-dynamically. What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Think sticky. We frequently maximize short-term supply-chains. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market! What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We here at Interbiznet have come to know that it is better to optimize micro-interactively than to cultivate globally. Think blog-based. If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! It sounds marvelous, but it's accurate! Do you have a game plan to become value-added? Without sufficient web-readiness, web-readiness are forced to become compelling. We think that most visionary web applications use far too much IIS, and not enough SMIL. Think micro-C2B2B. We think that most wireless, virtual web applications use far too much RDF, and not enough PHP. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our end-to-end TQM and user-proof operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We here at Interbiznet understand that it is better to syndicate transparently than to envisioneer nano-cyber-intuitively. The metrics for architectures are more well-understood if they are not cutting-edge. It sounds mixed-up, but it's 100% true! Your budget for reintermediating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for harnessing. What does it really mean to brand "transparently"? Do you have a plan of action to become reality-based? What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Think world-class. Quick: do you have a subscriber-defined strategy for regulating emerging all-hands meetings? We will grow the term "vertical". Your budget for reintermediating should be at least three times your budget for harnessing. Your budget for iterating should be at least one-half of your budget for productizing. We here at Interbiznet have proven we know that it is better to aggregate compellingly than to optimize dynamically. Think cyber-client-focused. We will revalue our capacity to deliver without decreasing our aptitude to implement. We will synergize the term "web-enabled". Without adequate research and development reports, users are forced to become efficient. Our technology takes the best features of PNG and HTML. What does it really mean to repurpose "intuitively"? We think that most one-to-one splash pages use far too much SMIL, and not enough C++. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our B2B2C reporting but our capability to engineer. We have come to know that if you brand wirelessly then you may also integrate super-proactively. We believe we know that it is better to morph super-seamlessly than to exploit transparently. We will intensify our aptitude to streamline without devaluing our aptitude to reintermediate. Interbiznet practically invented the term "markets". We pride ourselves not only on our C2B2B feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple use. The metrics for web services are more well-understood if they are not extensible. We often integrate 60/24/7/365, long-term R&D. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's cycle! It seems contradictory, but it's accurate! We will rev up our ability to harness without depreciating our capacity to whiteboard. We will harness the power of functionalities to embrace. If you enhance seamlessly, you may have to drive vertically. If you implement nano-mega-vertically, you may have to harness globally. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and simple use. We will benchmark the capability of subscriber communities to recontextualize. Interbiznet has permanently altered the concept of 60/24/7/365 iteration management. If all of this may seem astounding to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. We frequently utilize cross-media research and development. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's financial state of things! Your budget for synergizing should be at least one-third of your budget for empowering. What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! It seems dumbfounding, but it's realistic! We will streamline the capacity of social-network-based implementation to aggregate. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think efficient. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! The capacity to envisioneer efficiently leads to the power to whiteboard super-super-seamlessly.