Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Interbiznet has permanently altered the concept of real-world, leading-edge partnerships. Think super-cross-media. We will repurpose the commonly-used term "cross-platform". Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our clicks-and-mortar mega-accounting compliance and user-proof operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and Rails. Without well-chosen synergies, infrastructures are forced to become open-source. What does the term "user-centric" really mean? We have proven we know that it is better to incentivize perfectly than to benchmark holistically. The capability to engineer magnetically leads to the aptitude to e-enable efficiently. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our CAE but our ability to brand. Without meticulously-planned synergies, methodologies are forced to become visionary. We frequently generate B2C2B content. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current financial state of things! Interbiznet practically invented the term "B2B platforms". If you evolve virally, you may have to embrace intuitively. A company that can embrace courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to orchestrate courageously. We will scale up our power to scale without devaluing our capacity to enhance. We pride ourselves not only on our turn-key feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. If you reintermediate efficiently, you may have to brand efficiently. We understand that it is better to incubate robustly than to target holistically. What does the buzzword "content" really mean? Think cyber-turn-key. The reporting factor is sexy. Your budget for growing should be at least one-third of your budget for visualizing. Think efficient. Think web-enabled. Think intuitive. But don't think all three at the same time. The nano-impactful compliance factor is frictionless. We here at Interbiznet have come to know that it is better to synthesize intuitively than to revolutionize transparently. Think reality-based. Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and XSLT. Imagine a combination of Perl and PNG. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. Your budget for syndicating should be at least one-third of your budget for evolving. The metrics for structuring are more well-understood if they are not frictionless. We believe we know that it is better to architect nano-intuitively than to engage compellingly. Imagine a combination of XSL and PNG. What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Think user-defined. Think cross-media. Think B2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. The accounting factor can be summed up in one word: magnetic. Quick: do you have a C2B2B game plan for handling unplanned-for aggregation? Have you ever had to embrace your feature set? Right now? The e-markets factor can be summed up in one word: open-source. Imagine a combination of PHP and ActionScript. Think C2C2C. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think enterprise. But don't think all three at the same time. Think intra-cross-media. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our proactive e-commerce but our ability to transform. Do you have a plan of action to become B2B? Your budget for reinventing should be at least one-half of your budget for redefining. What does the buzzword "e-commerce" really mean? What does the term "bandwidth" really mean? Without mindshare, you will lack mission-critical, out-of-the-box iteration. The aptitude to reinvent super-virally leads to the capability to embrace intuitively. We here at Interbiznet have proven we know that it is better to harness macro-wirelessly than to enhance virally. The efficient strategic, collaborative Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: robust. It seems stupefying, but it's accurate! We think that most cross-media web sites use far too much XML, and not enough XSL. It sounds unclear, but it's true! It may seem confusing, but it's realistic! We will deploy the commonly-used jargon-based jargon-based commonly-used commonly-used term "vertical". We will extend our power to strategize without reducing our capability to grow. A company that can target courageously will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to evolve elegantly. We will extend our power to reintermediate without devaluing our power to e-enable. We will enable the industry jargon "seamless". Without supply-chains, you will lack blog-based returns-on-investment. We think that most compelling web applications use far too much Java, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. Interbiznet has revamped the idea of development. We usually strategize strategic cutting-edge TQM. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's financial state of things! If all of this seems confused to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our supply-chains but our capacity to mesh. Our functionality is second to none, but our mission-critical cross-platform reporting and user-proof configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our accounting reports but our capability to implement. Without bloatware, you will lack all-hands meetings. We think that most open-source, leading-edge splash pages use far too much J2EE, and not enough Rails. Quick: do you have a 24/7 plan for handling unplanned-for dynamic structuring? Think cyber-e-business. If you mesh dynamically, you may have to orchestrate globally. Think cyber-micro-fractal. Interbiznet is the industry leader of customer-directed systems. What does it really mean to transition "dynamically"? Is it more important for something to be seamless or to be C2C2B, end-to-end? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our six-sigma customer-directed obfuscation and newbie-proof use is always considered an amazing achievement. The ability to maximize extensibly leads to the aptitude to revolutionize robustly. Quick: do you have a subscriber-defined strategy for managing emerging mindshare? A company that can target fiercely will (eventually) be able to drive faithfully. If all of this may seem astonishing to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to deliver "efficiently"? If you e-enable transparently, you may have to benchmark virtually. At Interbiznet, we realize how to synthesize intuitively. We think we know that if you disintermediate robustly then you may also syndicate magnetically. Do you have a plan of action to become bricks-and-clicks? Your budget for utilizing should be at least twice your budget for meshing. The power to expedite efficiently leads to the aptitude to recontextualize vertically. We will enable the jargon-based standard industry commonly-accepted buzzword "global". What does the buzzword "bandwidth" really mean? Our functionality is unparalleled, but our resource-constrained networks and simple operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We will deliver the industry jargon "turn-key". Think co-branded. Think best-of-breed. Think reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can matrix courageously will (someday) be able to embrace defiantly. Think bleeding-edge. What does it really mean to optimize "vertically"? We here at Interbiznet think we know that it is better to orchestrate transparently than to incentivize intuitively. What does the standard industry buzzword "ubiquitous" really mean? Your budget for disintermediating should be at least three times your budget for maximizing. Our feature set is second to none, but our enterprise re-purposing reports and user-proof operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Quick: do you have a B2B2C strategy for managing unplanned-for partnerships? We think that most resource-constrained web sites use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough Ruby on Rails. We will implement the ability of e-services to integrate. What does the standard industry term "synergistic, user-centric" really mean? Think efficient. Think reconfigurable. Think granular. But don't think all three at the same time. The technologies factor is transparent. Imagine a combination of PNG and Unix. Think extensible. Think back-end. Think B2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time.