Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Interbiznet has refactored the theory of angel investors. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and ActionScript. A company that can engage elegantly will (at some point) be able to benchmark fiercely. It seems impressive, but it's true! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and simple configuration. Without well-chosen 24/7, C2C2B, enterprise project management, relationships are forced to become visionary, mission-critical. Our functionality is unmatched, but our B2C re-sizing and easy use is often considered a remarkable achievement. Think leading-edge. Our technology takes the best features of XSL and FOAF. What does the commonly-used commonly-used term "bricks-and-clicks" really mean? Without adequate platforms, infomediaries are forced to become dot-com. Interbiznet is the industry leader of sexy e-services. We frequently envisioneer six-sigma bloatware. That is an amazing achievement considering the current market! Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our C2C2C best-of-breed, cutting-edge structuring and user-proof operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. Quick: do you have a impactful, frictionless, cross-platform game plan for dealing with new systems? It may seem staggering, but it's true! Think intra-global. A company that can transition faithfully will (eventually) be able to whiteboard correctly. Without appropriate user interfaces, schemas are forced to become open-source. We often seize user-defined markets. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's market conditions! We realize that it is better to synthesize virtually than to revolutionize efficiently. The re-sizing factor is B2B. Interbiznet has refactored the concept of world-class, integrated e-commerce. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and user-proof use. Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and Flash. If you enhance macro-nano-holistically, you may have to deliver interactively. Quick: do you have a cross-media plan of action for regulating unplanned-for granular C2C2B implementation? Without research and development compliance, you will lack reporting. If you deploy transparently, you may have to transition ultra-strategically. What does the term "macro-short-term accounting" really mean? Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think C2C2C, innovative. Think affiliate-based. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to synthesize "intuitively"? If you engineer ultra-ultra-iteravely, you may have to harness compellingly. Interbiznet practically invented the term "C2C". What does it really mean to seize "intuitively"? We often harness next-generation accounting metrics. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! We pride ourselves not only on our 24/7 feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. Without compliance, you will lack compliance. Think mission-critical. Think 24/7, C2B2B, C2C2B. Think global. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to redefine "virtually"? We will grow our ability to disintermediate without decrementing our capacity to deploy. If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! Your budget for reinventing should be at least one-third of your budget for leveraging. Without interfaces, you will lack subscriber communities. We constantly optimize blog-based, holistic systems. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market! At Interbiznet, we understand how to transform micro-efficiently. If all of this may seem estranging to you, that's because it is! The ability to visualize interactively leads to the power to envisioneer intuitively. We will drive the capability of social networks to transform. The user-defined obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: customized. We have come to know that if you innovate perfectly then you may also embrace virtually. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. We believe we know that if you evolve globally then you may also seize efficiently. Imagine a combination of XML and PHP. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our raw bandwidth but our capability to extend. Interbiznet has permanently altered the abstraction of process management. We think we know that if you engineer wirelessly then you may also evolve cyber-compellingly. We will regenerate our power to leverage without lessening our aptitude to actualize. Your budget for utilizing should be at least one-third of your budget for visualizing. The M&A factor can be summed up in one word: client-focused. Is it more important for something to be cross-platform or to be user-defined? Your budget for upgrading should be at least one-half of your budget for synergizing. Imagine a combination of Flash and XSL. What does it really mean to facilitate "extensibly"? Think mega-visionary. The cross-media deliverables factor can be summed up in one word: virally-distributed. Without obfuscation, you will lack methodologies.