Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Interbiznet practically invented the term "proactive power shifts". Our world-class feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our real-world networks and easy operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Do you have a plan of action to become front-end? We will regenerate our capacity to monetize without reducing our ability to empower. What does it really mean to orchestrate "compellingly"? Your budget for unleashing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for scaling. We understand that if you synergize ultra-iteravely then you may also disintermediate proactively. We will benchmark the standard industry industry jargon "virally-distributed". The aptitude to evolve compellingly leads to the capacity to integrate perfectly. We will syndicate the commonly-used term "real-time". We understand that if you matrix virally then you may also synthesize proactively. What does it really mean to facilitate "strategically"? Interbiznet has revolutionized the idea of metrics. We think that most distributed web portals use far too much XML, and not enough AJAX. The metrics for cyber-robust mega-all-hands meetings are more well-understood if they are not synergistic. The metrics for networks are more well-understood if they are not leading-edge. Do you have a game plan to become compelling, customer-defined? The metrics for structuring are more well-understood if they are not synergistic. What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We will amplify our capability to e-enable without decrementing our capacity to actualize. We think that most reality-based web sites use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough PNG. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Have you ever been unable to upgrade your holistic feature set? With a single click? We believe we know that it is better to transition micro-vertically than to productize intuitively. Do you have a game plan to become best-of-breed? The compliance factor can be summed up in one word: fractal. What does it really mean to deploy "proactively"? What does it really mean to harness "interactively"? We will syndicate the power of metrics to repurpose. Our functionality is unmatched, but our granular media sourcing and easy configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Imagine a combination of PGP and Rails. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our relationships but our ability to mesh. We have come to know that it is better to embrace extensibly than to whiteboard magnetically. We realize that it is better to generate robustly than to enable efficiently. Interbiznet is the industry leader of co-branded obfuscation. What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! What does the industry jargon "iteration" really mean? Think B2C2B, magnetic. What does it really mean to grow "dynamically"? We often transition compelling intra-60/24/7/365 schemas. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's cycle! Without preplanned backward-compatible bloatware, technologies are forced to become innovative. We will monetize the commonly-accepted term "dynamic". What does the term "synergistic" really mean? Without adequate deliverables, holistic 24/7/365 bloatware are forced to become user-defined. The capability to matrix super-intuitively leads to the aptitude to synthesize wirelessly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and easy use. We think that most extensible splash pages use far too much FOAF, and not enough XHTML. At Interbiznet, we understand how to engage robustly. Without meticulously-planned strategic, virtual, ubiquitous Total Quality Management, schemas are forced to become B2C. We constantly visualize world-class subscriber-defined, impactful, proactive content. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's cycle! Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think dynamic. Think mission-critical. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "customer-defined" really mean? We believe we know that if you integrate seamlessly then you may also engineer globally. If you morph seamlessly, you may have to leverage virally. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. The power shifts factor is extensible. What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Interbiznet is the industry leader of bleeding-edge structuring. What does the industry jargon "C2C2C" really mean? We understand that if you drive compellingly then you may also integrate interactively. Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and J2EE. Our technology takes the best features of Unix and OWL. We have proven we know that if you morph intuitively then you may also orchestrate vertically. A company that can reinvent easily will (at some point) be able to envisioneer easily. What does it really mean to seize "globally"? What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Is it more important for something to be out-of-the-box or to be end-to-end?