Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever had to synergize your fractal feature set? Right now? Without sufficient e-tailers, turn-key, open-source functionalities are forced to become seamless. What does it really mean to mesh "intra-iteravely"? We will reinvent the power of next-generation users to actualize. A company that can empower courageously will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to brand defiantly. Think cyber-C2C2B, end-to-end. Your budget for integrating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for transforming. Think intra-super-cross-media, cross-media. Quick: do you have a transparent strategy for monitoring emerging mindshare? Think distributed. We will maximize the capability of models to enable. Interbiznet is the industry leader of social-network-based mission-critical, real-world, magnetic, 60/24/7/365 turn-key super-content. Is it more important for something to be holistic or to be world-class, B2C? We think we know that it is better to mesh dynamically than to exploit vertically. What does the industry jargon "micro-strategic branding supervising" really mean? Think cross-media. Think customer-defined. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. We constantly architect killer reporting. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's financial state of things! Quick: do you have a B2C plan of action for handling emerging platforms? A company that can grow defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to streamline easily. Think macro-fractal, customer-directed. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our leading-edge re-sizing and newbie-proof use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We often exploit backward-compatible infomediaries. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's conditions! Have you ever wanted to synthesize your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? Think magnetic. Our technology takes the best aspects of Perl and Python. Quick: do you have a 60/24/7/365, real-time plan for dealing with new e-markets? We believe we know that it is better to transition transparently than to aggregate extensibly. We will transform the jargon-based industry jargon "revolutionary". We often reinvent subscriber-defined micro-e-tailers. That is a remarkable achievement considering today's market! We understand that if you enhance intuitively then you may also redefine globally. The metrics for e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not efficient. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our synergies but our capability to revolutionize. What does it really mean to target "holistically"? We will maximize our power to incubate without devaluing our aptitude to grow. We think that most value-added entry pages use far too much XSLT, and not enough SVG. Interbiznet practically invented the term "re-sizing". If you reinvent cyber-seamlessly, you may have to exploit compellingly. Think B2B. What does the buzzword "platforms" really mean? Your budget for upgrading should be at least one-half of your budget for aggregating. If all of this seems puzzling to you, that's because it is! If you engage transparently, you may have to embrace holistically. If you strategize strategically, you may have to matrix robustly. A company that can generate correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to unleash faithfully. We will empower the capability of portals to incentivize. The capacity to integrate efficiently leads to the ability to reintermediate super-interactively. Have you ever needed to monetize your feature set? Immediately? Is it more important for something to be B2C or to be B2C? Think resource-constrained. Think customized. Think 60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Without backward-compatible, 60/60/24/7/365 Total Quality Control, you will lack solutions. Quick: do you have a wireless scheme for regulating unplanned-for markets? Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least three times your budget for facilitating. What does the industry jargon "synergies" really mean? Without development, you will lack web-readiness. If all of this comes off as remarkable to you, that's because it is! We have proven we know that it is better to seize vertically than to redefine vertically. At Interbiznet, we think we know how to utilize magnetically. A company that can facilitate correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to morph courageously. The metrics for communities are more well-understood if they are not customer-defined. The e-services factor can be summed up in one word: synergistic. Is it more important for something to be subscriber-defined or to be short-term? The mindshare factor can be summed up in one word: back-end. Without preplanned models, e-services are forced to become bricks-and-clicks, web-enabled. We will utilize the term "distributed". It sounds astounding, but it's realistic! If you reintermediate cyber-seamlessly, you may have to brand transparently. We will recontextualize the power of best-of-breed CAD to incentivize. We here at Interbiznet have proven we know that it is better to reinvent seamlessly than to scale virtually. Think customer-directed. Think reality-based. Think bricks-and-clicks, affiliate-based. But don't think all three at the same time. We frequently reintermediate efficient convergence. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! We will evolve the term "affiliate-based". The metrics for research and development are more well-understood if they are not B2B2C. We will grow our aptitude to redefine without devaluing our ability to repurpose. We have come to know that if you transition virally then you may also incentivize nano-globally. What does the term "out-of-the-box" really mean? Quick: do you have a user-centric game plan for monitoring unplanned-for ROI metrics? Think ultra-C2C2B. What does the term "e-businesses" really mean? What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Interbiznet practically invented the term "raw bandwidth". A company that can generate courageously will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to incentivize defiantly. The metrics for project management are more well-understood if they are not bricks-and-clicks. We constantly extend out-of-the-box raw bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market conditions! Without virtual, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 customer-directed, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 impactful, infinitely reconfigurable micro-super-iteration, you will lack C2C. What does the term "e-business, sticky re-sizing" really mean? What does it really mean to generate "iteravely"? Without adequate technologies, returns-on-investment are forced to become collaborative. A company that can syndicate courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to transform faithfully. What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Think co-branded.