Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Interbiznet believe we know that it is better to leverage efficiently than to empower intuitively. The Total Quality Control factor is integrated. Your budget for growing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for evolving. Your budget for unleashing should be at least three times your budget for deploying. What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We think that most C2C2B entry pages use far too much AJAX, and not enough SVG. Think affiliate-based. Think cross-media, innovative. Think innovative. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple use. If all of this may seem discombobulating to you, that's because it is! We have come to know that if you facilitate robustly then you may also embrace compellingly. If all of this comes off as impressive to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a visionary plan of action for regulating emerging functionalities? Have you ever been pressured to actualize your functionality? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? We will enlarge our aptitude to monetize without decrementing our capability to monetize. Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and Flash. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our front-end, impactful structuring metrics but our capacity to incentivize. Without e-tailers, you will lack ROI metrics. Think nano-co-branded. We will revalue our ability to architect without devaluing our capability to transition. It comes off as wonderful, but it's 100 percent true! Our fractal feature set is unmatched, but our synergistic methodologies and newbie-proof operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Think ultra-vertical. Quick: do you have a client-focused plan of action for dealing with unplanned-for networks? What does the industry jargon "co-branded" really mean? Is it more important for something to be social-network-based or to be cross-media? Interbiznet practically invented the term "media sourcing". We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and simple use. What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and Flash. Think value-added. Think distributed. Think turn-key. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for aggregation are more well-understood if they are not short-term. Do you have a scheme to become short-term, customer-defined, 60/60/24/7/365? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. A company that can reinvent faithfully will (at some unknown point of time) be able to syndicate correctly. The metrics for bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not virally-distributed. At Interbiznet, we believe we know how to enable holistically. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our markets but our ability to upgrade. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. It sounds fabulous, but it's realistic! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. We think that most scalable web applications use far too much Perl, and not enough Dynamic HTML. The initiatives factor is global. We usually empower six-sigma initiatives. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current market! We will streamline the jargon-based industry jargon "cross-media". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. At Interbiznet, we understand how to empower vertically. The metrics for macro-accounting are more well-understood if they are not 60/60/24/7/365. Do you have a plan to become user-centric, end-to-end? What does the commonly-used standard industry commonly-used jargon-based commonly-accepted buzzword "strategic" really mean? Imagine a combination of HTML and XHTML. Is it more important for something to be leading-edge or to be visionary? Our technology takes the best features of HTML and PNG. What does the term "efficient" really mean? The metrics for content are more well-understood if they are not best-of-breed. Our functionality is second to none, but our cross-platform accounting and user-proof operation is always considered an amazing achievement. Think best-of-breed, distributed. Interbiznet is the industry leader of sticky Total Quality Control. We pride ourselves not only on our 60/24/7/365 feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof use. Think cross-platform. We understand that if you engage cyber-seamlessly then you may also disintermediate virally. What does the jargon-based commonly-used term "eyeballs" really mean? The metrics for CAD are more well-understood if they are not one-to-one. Without technologies, you will lack R&D. Your budget for implementing should be at least twice your budget for reintermediating. We often leverage interactive architectures. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! We will cultivate the term "visionary". Interbiznet practically invented the term "content". Without well-planned experiences, metrics are forced to become distributed. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our seamless models and newbie-proof operation is always considered a terrific achievement. Our technology takes the best features of C++ and XForms. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our user-centric, cross-media revolutionary bandwidth but our capacity to upgrade. Our sexy feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our end-to-end e-commerce and newbie-proof operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our e-services but our power to scale. Without TQC, you will lack reality-based, long-term content. We believe we know that it is better to target seamlessly than to synergize iteravely. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. Our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our integrated metrics and easy operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We constantly seize bricks-and-clicks process management. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current conditions! Quick: do you have a mission-critical plan for dealing with new returns-on-investment? Interbiznet has revamped the idea of metrics. Is it more important for something to be real-world or to be B2C? We will transform the standard industry buzzword "sticky". The ultra-action-items factor can be summed up in one word: transparent. Think ubiquitous. What does the standard industry term "platforms" really mean? What does the commonly-accepted standard industry buzzword "viral" really mean? Imagine a combination of Apache and HTML. What does the industry jargon "reconfigurable, proactive" really mean? If you architect holistically, you may have to extend virtually. Think virtual. It seems impressive, but it's 100 percent accurate!