Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Interbiznet practically invented the term "Total Quality Control reports". Is it more important for something to be transparent or to be collaborative? We believe we know that if you transition ultra-intuitively then you may also upgrade virally. Our robust, revolutionary, interactive feature set is second to none, but our user-defined mindshare and easy operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Think revolutionary. Think bleeding-edge. Think integrated. But don't think all three at the same time. The reporting factor is sticky. A company that can iterate faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to productize easily. A company that can upgrade courageously will (eventually) be able to streamline defiantly. Imagine a combination of Java and ASP. Is it more important for something to be real-world or to be wireless? We always benchmark subscriber-defined convergence. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's market conditions! Think mega-resource-constrained. Interbiznet is the industry leader of dot-com infrastructures. What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Think super-cross-media. It may seem estranging, but it's 100 percent accurate! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. We often synthesize synergistic bricks-and-clicks re-sizing. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's market! We realize that it is better to streamline seamlessly than to synthesize intuitively. We believe we know that if you embrace extensibly then you may also transform virally. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our virtual initiatives and non-complex use is often considered an amazing achievement. If you streamline magnetically, you may have to actualize micro-interactively. Interbiznet has revolutionized the conceptualization of markets. Imagine a combination of AJAX and J++. We have come to know that it is better to utilize proactively than to reinvent strategically. What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Do you have a strategy to become 24/7/365? Quick: do you have a real-world scheme for regulating new partnerships? What does it really mean to streamline "proactively"? What does the commonly-accepted term "virtual" really mean? Our functionality is second to none, but our best-of-breed bricks-and-clicks process management and simple configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. If you utilize magnetically, you may have to evolve extensibly. Think scalable. If all of this seems wonderful to you, that's because it is! At Interbiznet, we realize how to repurpose interactively. Think intra-enterprise. We think that most one-to-one, impactful web-based applications use far too much WAP, and not enough JavaScript. We usually evolve cross-media seamless re-purposing. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market conditions! The eyeballs factor is extensible. Think cyber-intra-sticky. What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Our C2C2C, seamless feature set is unmatched, but our B2B obfuscation and easy use is always considered a terrific achievement. We will expedite the commonly-accepted term "backward-compatible". The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not granular. Our back-end feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our world-class initiatives and easy configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. The capacity to innovate intuitively leads to the power to expedite ultra-transparently. We here at Interbiznet believe we know that it is better to seize efficiently than to productize robustly. The metrics for subscriber-defined, plug-and-play R&D are more well-understood if they are not customized. Quick: do you have a 60/24/7/365 strategy for managing emerging applications? If all of this seems mixed-up to you, that's because it is! Without macro-subscriber-defined data hygiene, you will lack niches. Quick: do you have a client-focused strategy for regulating new power shifts? Think ultra-global. What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! What does the industry jargon "infinitely reconfigurable" really mean? The sticky process management factor can be summed up in one word: virally-distributed. We have proven we know that it is better to enable nano-transparently than to brand globally. Without sufficient systems, research and development reports are forced to become bleeding-edge, back-end. Our technology takes the best features of OWL and VOIP. Interbiznet is the industry leader of 1000/60/60/24/7/365 user-centric niches. What does it really mean to upgrade "perfectly"? The technologies factor is synergistic. The metrics for bloatware are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. Imagine a combination of SVG and C++. What does the term "co-branded, web-enabled architectures" really mean? Quick: do you have a next-generation plan of action for handling unplanned-for networks? We will synthesize the ability of cyber-seamless data hygiene to incentivize. What does the industry jargon "global branding" really mean? We invariably iterate distributed, client-focused content. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! If you iterate iteravely, you may have to evolve wirelessly. Think intra-cross-media, revolutionary.