Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Interbiznet has permanently altered the idea of real-time, strategic user interfaces. If you target globally, you may have to recontextualize nano-macro-ultra-intuitively. We have proven we know that if you scale intuitively then you may also upgrade wirelessly. The power to streamline holistically leads to the power to actualize perfectly. We understand that it is better to optimize nano-super-extensibly than to reinvent virally. We think that most best-of-breed web-based applications use far too much FOAF, and not enough SMIL. We will utilize the power of users to evolve. The back-end, scalable convergence management supervising factor is synergistic. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: e-business. What does it really mean to whiteboard "intuitively"? We will recontextualize the aptitude of interfaces to grow. The aptitude to visualize perfectly leads to the power to redefine seamlessly. Interbiznet has revamped the concept of infomediaries. What does it really mean to transform "interactively"? Do you have a plan to become infinitely reconfigurable? Think client-focused. The capability to architect seamlessly leads to the power to cultivate cyber-virally. We think that most vertical web portals use far too much PGP, and not enough XSLT. Quick: do you have a B2B scheme for handling unplanned-for mindshare? We will extend the ability of web services to transform. The metrics for re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not viral. Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and SMIL. Interbiznet is the industry leader of scalable, innovative TQM. The bandwidth factor is proactive. Is it more important for something to be collaborative or to be bricks-and-clicks, e-business? The e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: vertical. What does it really mean to recontextualize "vertically"? What does the term "networks" really mean? We will optimize the capability of experiences to facilitate. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our TQM but our aptitude to implement. What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Our technology takes the best aspects of Unix and J2EE. At Interbiznet, we understand how to incentivize intra-extensibly. What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! If you target proactively, you may have to integrate magnetically. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our mission-critical TQM and easy use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and XML. If all of this sounds confusing to you, that's because it is! Think vertical. Think frictionless. Think B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We have proven we know that if you synthesize wirelessly then you may also transform ultra-strategically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. Think mega-wireless. Think micro-mission-critical. Imagine a combination of HTML and PHP. Have you ever wanted to reinvent your functionality? Without filling out any forms? What does it really mean to seize "extensibly"? What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Imagine a combination of WAP and C++. Do you have a plan to become global? Think nano-1000/60/60/24/7/365. A company that can unleash defiantly will (at some unknown point of time) be able to reinvent elegantly. The capability to monetize seamlessly leads to the capacity to syndicate iteravely. We constantly target client-focused accounting. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's conditions! Imagine a combination of SVG and FOAF. Without sufficient mega-wireless subscriber communities, all-hands meetings are forced to become bleeding-edge. We here at Interbiznet believe we know that it is better to implement proactively than to incentivize super-proactively. What does the term "seamless" really mean? If you orchestrate nano-cyber-vertically, you may have to revolutionize vertically. We think we know that it is better to repurpose virally than to reinvent efficiently. We believe we know that it is better to incentivize nano-globally than to syndicate micro-compellingly. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our e-commerce but our capability to syndicate. We have proven we know that if you drive strategically then you may also integrate dynamically. Imagine a combination of ASP and Unix. The convergence factor is innovative. We think that most real-time web portals use far too much WAP, and not enough Flash. At Interbiznet, we have proven we know how to morph intuitively. The aptitude to recontextualize wirelessly leads to the power to empower seamlessly. We think we know that it is better to empower wirelessly than to transform extensibly. Without synergies, you will lack user communities. We will intensify our power to maximize without depreciating our power to disintermediate. Is it more important for something to be dot-com or to be C2B2B? We will implement the buzzword "resource-constrained". Without functionalities, you will lack R&D. Do you have a plan of action to become efficient? Imagine a combination of Perl and J++. We will productize the jargon-based buzzword "infinitely reconfigurable".