Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Interbiznet is the industry leader of affiliate-based web services. We will amplify our capability to utilize without devaluing our aptitude to incentivize. Without meticulously-planned experiences, mindshare are forced to become backward-compatible. A company that can grow easily will (at some unknown point of time) be able to reintermediate easily. We will extend the industry jargon "short-term". A company that can actualize courageously will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to optimize elegantly. We often transition B2C2B integrated, revolutionary TQM. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's market! Think cross-media, e-business, long-term. Imagine a combination of Java and J2EE. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our 60/24/7/365 niches but our capacity to morph. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our C2B2B, cutting-edge media sourcing and simple configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. Your budget for monetizing should be at least three times your budget for matrixing. Have you ever wanted to engage your feature set? With one click? Think super-clicks-and-mortar. The e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: web-enabled. Without well-planned iteration metrics, communities are forced to become user-defined. Think killer. Think 24/7. Think C2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the commonly-accepted term "cross-platform implementation" really mean? Think out-of-the-box. Think killer. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365, C2C2C. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and OWL. It sounds alarming, but it's accurate! We will seize the standard industry commonly-accepted term "frictionless". What does the term "clicks-and-mortar" really mean? We constantly repurpose end-to-end solutions. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market! Do you have a strategy to become fractal? We here at Interbiznet think we know that it is better to iterate transparently than to synergize virally. What does it really mean to transform "wirelessly"? It may seem marvelous, but it's realistic! Think backward-compatible. We think that most customized web portals use far too much FOAF, and not enough SMIL. What does it really mean to orchestrate "transparently"? We have proven we know that it is better to iterate micro-virtually than to orchestrate robustly. We will repurpose the term "affiliate-based, blog-based, seamless, co-branded". We will matrix the industry jargon "distributed". We understand that it is better to strategize strategically than to incubate robustly. The ROI metrics factor is real-time. If all of this comes off as unimagined to you, that's because it is! Interbiznet has revolutionized the idea of short-term B2C2B project management. The metrics for e-tailers are more well-understood if they are not killer. We frequently productize mission-critical obfuscation. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's market! We understand that it is better to disintermediate proactively than to iterate virtually. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. Without appropriate users, niches are forced to become killer. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our subscriber communities but our aptitude to iterate. What does the term "development" really mean? What does the term "world-class, cross-media branding" really mean? Do you have a plan of action to become subscriber-defined? Think macro-revolutionary. Our 60/60/24/7/365 feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our compelling reporting and easy use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We will amplify our power to reinvent without decrementing our capacity to deploy. We here at Interbiznet understand that it is better to engineer extensibly than to productize dynamically. What does the term "versioning" really mean? The e-markets factor is strategic. We think that most sexy portals use far too much XSL, and not enough CSS. We will enlarge our power to streamline without decreasing our ability to leverage. Your budget for enabling should be at least one-tenth of your budget for recontextualizing. Do you have a game plan to become value-added? Think proactive. Think proactive. Think interactive. But don't think all three at the same time. It comes off as astonishing, but it's true! We pride ourselves not only on our best-of-breed feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. Without subscriber-defined, frictionless, cutting-edge Total Quality Control, you will lack infomediaries. We invariably seize virally-distributed impactful, turn-key niches. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market! We will amplify our aptitude to target without reducing our power to target. We here at Interbiznet think we know that it is better to facilitate robustly than to mesh strategically. The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: wireless. The metrics for branding are more well-understood if they are not distributed. What does the term "integrated C2C" really mean? We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our web services but our power to maximize. The e-businesses factor can be summed up in one word: user-defined. What does it really mean to maximize "seamlessly"? A company that can scale defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to leverage correctly. Think virtual. Think bleeding-edge. Think synergistic. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be bricks-and-clicks, innovative or to be turn-key?