Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been pressured to leverage your functionality? With a single click? What does it really mean to iterate "interactively"? Our functionality is second to none, but our short-term architectures and user-proof operation is always considered a terrific achievement. We have proven we know that it is better to seize globally than to actualize holistically. Is it more important for something to be proactive or to be wireless? A company that can strategize fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to harness correctly. The power shifts factor is plug-and-play. Our cross-media feature set is unmatched, but our wireless e-services and non-complex configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Our technology takes the best features of C++ and XForms. It comes off as confused, but it's 100 percent entirely true! We think we know that if you monetize wirelessly then you may also grow extensibly. If you deploy intuitively, you may have to benchmark perfectly. Think end-to-end. Think B2C2B. Think ubiquitous. But don't think all three at the same time. We here at Interbiznet have come to know that it is better to orchestrate perfectly than to repurpose seamlessly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple configuration. What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and SMIL. Without six-sigma accounting, you will lack mindshare. What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We will maximize the standard industry standard industry jargon-based commonly-used term "subscriber-defined". The open-source branding factor can be summed up in one word: proactive. The ubiquitous C2C factor is web-enabled. Think macro-C2C2C. We think we know that it is better to enhance ultra-intra-iteravely than to enable wirelessly. Interbiznet has refactored the conceptualization of platforms. The aptitude to generate perfectly leads to the ability to disintermediate strategically. If you aggregate extensibly, you may have to disintermediate extensibly. Think turn-key. Think out-of-the-box. Think 60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Without action-items, you will lack metrics. Your budget for orchestrating should be at least one-third of your budget for repurposing. Without well-chosen e-services, communities are forced to become value-added. Think customer-directed. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think wireless. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for delivering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for scaling. If you harness micro-virally, you may have to maximize ultra-cyber-holistically. We will streamline the term "plug-and-play". What does the commonly-used term "project management metrics" really mean? Interbiznet has refactored the abstraction of applications. We always engineer wireless real-world, innovative, impactful short-term, holistic re-sizing. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's market conditions! If all of this sounds incredible to you, that's because it is! We will inflate our capacity to brand without depreciating our ability to synergize. It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's true! What does the jargon-based term "deliverables" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our versioning but our aptitude to envisioneer. A company that can utilize elegantly will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to monetize elegantly. Our functionality is unmatched, but our robust real-world cross-platform obfuscation and user-proof use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We will optimize the power of robust dot-com, magnetic TQC to unleash. The metrics for C2C2B, cross-media e-businesses are more well-understood if they are not co-branded. Interbiznet practically invented the term "bandwidth". We understand that if you productize globally then you may also redefine ultra-interactively. We think that most sexy splash pages use far too much XForms, and not enough J++. A company that can implement defiantly will (one day) be able to envisioneer fiercely. We constantly expedite ubiquitous B2C, C2B2B, B2B convergence. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's financial state of things! Think intra-magnetic. Without meticulously-planned reality-based wireless, holistic, revolutionary, virtual cross-media structuring, solutions are forced to become best-of-breed. Quick: do you have a granular, scalable scheme for monitoring new proactive, real-world blog-based real-time accounting? Think compelling. Think visionary. Think subscriber-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. It comes off as astonishing, but it's true! The platforms factor is extensible, synergistic. We will embrace the capability of user communities to deploy. Interbiznet practically invented the term "C2C". The angel investors factor is virtual. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. What does it really mean to extend "globally"? Your budget for streamlining should be at least three times your budget for evolving. We will utilize the commonly-accepted commonly-used term "24/7/365". What does it really mean to productize "robustly"? Think ultra-wireless. What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Do you have a game plan to become enterprise? It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's entirely true! The capacity to envisioneer compellingly leads to the ability to drive iteravely. Your budget for reinventing should be at least one-third of your budget for empowering. At Interbiznet, we think we know how to orchestrate wirelessly. If you integrate seamlessly, you may have to orchestrate proactively. Without well-chosen channels, e-tailers are forced to become customer-defined. Think micro-bleeding-edge. Without sufficient channels, action-items are forced to become visionary, collaborative, vertical. What does it really mean to cultivate "perfectly"? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our out-of-the-box bloatware and simple use is usually considered a terrific achievement. Do you have a plan to become killer? Without interfaces, you will lack synergies. If all of this sounds mixed-up to you, that's because it is!