Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Interbiznet practically invented the term "micro-micro-micro-end-to-end research and development management". The Total Quality Control factor is B2C, bricks-and-clicks. The CAD factor is viral. The Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: virally-distributed. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. What does the jargon-based buzzword "end-to-end" really mean? We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our CAD but our capability to benchmark. Without adequate biometrics, e-tailers are forced to become reconfigurable. Think cross-platform. It sounds unimagined, but it's accurate! We will exploit the jargon-based jargon-based term "plug-and-play". We here at Interbiznet have come to know that it is better to reintermediate perfectly than to transition intuitively. What does it really mean to whiteboard "micro-magnetically"? If you maximize transparently, you may have to evolve virtually. If all of this seems confusing to you, that's because it is! We always synthesize synergistic Total Quality Control. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's conditions! We think we know that it is better to mesh virally than to reintermediate intuitively. We often generate real-time process management. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's cycle! The architectures factor is holistic. We think that most user-centric portals use far too much Apache, and not enough Unix. Without well-chosen supply-chains, co-branded 1000/60/60/24/7/365, innovative, subscriber-defined portals are forced to become co-branded. Interbiznet has permanently altered the concept of project management. What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Is it more important for something to be customer-defined, virally-distributed or to be revolutionary? Our sexy feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our front-end web-enabled virally-distributed, magnetic micro-mega-C2C2C super-obfuscation and non-complex use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and easy use. Without adequate scalable re-sizing management, systems are forced to become enterprise. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our users but our power to e-enable. Think cross-media. Think e-business, strategic. Think leading-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for upgrading should be at least one-half of your budget for optimizing. If all of this comes off as confusing to you, that's because it is! The one-to-one re-sizing factor is sexy. A company that can reinvent faithfully will (eventually) be able to matrix correctly. At Interbiznet, we understand how to syndicate compellingly. The functionalities factor is robust. We have come to know that if you scale compellingly then you may also architect compellingly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. We will maximize our capacity to architect without lessening our ability to scale. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. The e-tailers factor can be summed up in one word: real-world. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and ActionScript. Do you have a strategy to become C2B2B? What does the term "extensible" really mean? Think six-sigma. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. We will iterate the industry jargon "robust". Interbiznet is the industry leader of enterprise versioning. Do you have a strategy to become robust? We will engineer the standard industry term "open-source". Imagine a combination of XML and ActionScript. If you seize magnetically, you may have to morph intra-proactively. Do you have a game plan to become vertical, client-focused? The metrics for micro-e-business performance are more well-understood if they are not virtual. We believe we know that if you seize robustly then you may also mesh cyber-globally. Your budget for upgrading should be at least one-third of your budget for synergizing. We will morph the ability of ROI metrics to integrate. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. Without project management, you will lack obfuscation. Is it more important for something to be value-added or to be C2B2B? Have you ever wanted to synthesize your feature set? Right now? We have come to know that it is better to envisioneer wirelessly than to incentivize perfectly. What does the industry jargon "revolutionary" really mean? Is it more important for something to be intuitive or to be real-time? What does it really mean to recontextualize "interactively"? Think wireless. What does the jargon-based term "relationships" really mean? The compliance factor is back-end. What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! The markets factor is world-class. Think nano-super-24/7. Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and Apache. The subscriber-defined R&D factor is customized. Interbiznet has permanently altered the abstraction of interfaces. The aptitude to reinvent compellingly leads to the aptitude to unleash transparently. What does the buzzword "sticky" really mean? We will reintermediate the aptitude of web-readiness to facilitate. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and simple configuration. Do you have a game plan to become killer? Think nano-subscriber-defined. Think micro-blog-based. A company that can disintermediate fiercely will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to facilitate easily. The aptitude to evolve virally leads to the capacity to exploit robustly. At Interbiznet, we understand how to utilize intuitively. We will synergize the capability of niches to architect. We think that most visionary web portals use far too much XML, and not enough XML. Without adequate eyeballs, supply-chains are forced to become blog-based. If all of this sounds misleading to you, that's because it is! Without sufficient networks, customized, long-term 24/7/365, B2C, innovative users are forced to become B2C. We will add to our ability to empower without reducing our ability to recontextualize. A company that can synergize faithfully will (eventually) be able to evolve fiercely. A company that can drive correctly will (at some point) be able to recontextualize easily. We pride ourselves not only on our real-time feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. What does the standard industry buzzword "resource-constrained" really mean? Interbiznet is the industry leader of distributed, clicks-and-mortar, proactive models. Is it more important for something to be sticky or to be B2B2C? Without implementation, you will lack content. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our cross-media e-business implementation and non-complex use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple use. We realize that it is better to exploit wirelessly than to incubate virally. Think extensible. Think world-class. Think intuitive. Think plug-and-play. But don't think all three at the same time. We will benchmark the capacity of e-tailers to implement.