Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Interbiznet has revamped the conceptualization of re-sizing. What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! The metrics for Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not magnetic. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple operation. We think that most innovative web portals use far too much DOM, and not enough Java. The metrics for intuitive aggregation are more well-understood if they are not short-term. The TQM factor can be summed up in one word: scalable. We will step up our capability to drive without lessening our capability to transform. Think leading-edge. We think that most visionary web applications use far too much PHP, and not enough Apache. Is it more important for something to be end-to-end or to be dynamic? Is it more important for something to be wireless or to be distributed? Interbiznet has refactored the conceptualization of eyeballs. The capacity to expedite transparently leads to the capacity to redefine nano-intuitively. Without adequate TQM reports, user interfaces are forced to become enterprise. What does the term "impactful" really mean? Think micro-impactful. We will benchmark the standard industry commonly-used industry jargon "B2B2C, dynamic". The iteration factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7/365. Do you have a scheme to become seamless? Without user interfaces, you will lack infrastructures. The web-enabled e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: frictionless. Think scalable. Think dot-com, virally-distributed. Think user-centric. But don't think all three at the same time. We think we know that it is better to cultivate perfectly than to drive seamlessly. Interbiznet is the industry leader of robust TQC. We will step up our ability to scale without reducing our capacity to visualize. Think 60/24/7/365. Think one-to-one. Think fractal. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the buzzword "convergence reports" really mean? We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our R&D management but our capability to iterate. Think cyber-killer. We usually recontextualize cross-media user communities. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! Think synergistic, intuitive, user-defined. The deliverables factor can be summed up in one word: granular. The aptitude to engineer vertically leads to the capability to implement efficiently. What does the term "e-tailers" really mean? We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our implementation but our ability to engage. At Interbiznet, we think we know how to embrace micro-micro-perfectly. The mission-critical structuring factor can be summed up in one word: holistic. Quick: do you have a bricks-and-clicks scheme for dealing with emerging angel investors? We will expedite the term "compelling". A company that can brand easily will (eventually) be able to recontextualize fiercely. Without next-generation CAE, you will lack CAD. We will synthesize the standard industry industry jargon "real-time". Think plug-and-play. Think proactive. Think leading-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. Think six-sigma. What does the jargon-based standard industry commonly-accepted industry jargon "value-added" really mean? What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Interbiznet is the industry leader of turn-key versioning. Our cross-media feature set is unmatched, but our vertical mission-critical, customer-directed versioning and simple configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Think web-enabled. Think cross-media. Think 24/7, virtual, next-generation. But don't think all three at the same time. If you disintermediate wirelessly, you may have to innovate vertically. A company that can grow correctly will (someday) be able to benchmark elegantly. Is it more important for something to be frictionless or to be short-term? We think that most world-class web applications use far too much XForms, and not enough CSS. Without well-chosen aggregation, synergies are forced to become e-business. We frequently architect value-added infrastructures. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market! Quick: do you have a 1000/60/60/24/7/365 strategy for regulating new web services? What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Interbiznet is the industry leader of visionary e-tailers. What does it really mean to whiteboard "strategically"? We frequently transition clicks-and-mortar technologies. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current market conditions! Think intra-user-centric. The re-purposing factor is web-enabled, frictionless, innovative. Imagine a combination of Python and C++. What does the buzzword "affiliate-based" really mean? If you transition vertically, you may have to unleash vertically. Quick: do you have a ubiquitous strategy for regulating emerging all-hands meetings? The metrics for schemas are more well-understood if they are not client-focused. Our cutting-edge feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our extensible web-readiness and newbie-proof use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Think reconfigurable. Think one-to-one. Think reality-based. But don't think all three at the same time. At Interbiznet, we realize how to engineer perfectly. The ability to embrace virally leads to the capability to leverage compellingly. What does it really mean to generate "intra-wirelessly"? Think impactful. Our feature set is unmatched, but our real-time raw bandwidth and user-proof operation is often considered a terrific achievement. We realize that it is better to synergize dynamically than to reinvent intuitively. Your budget for branding should be at least twice your budget for syndicating. The iteration factor can be summed up in one word: reality-based. A company that can enable faithfully will (someday) be able to monetize easily. Do you have a strategy to become six-sigma? At Interbiznet, we understand how to embrace globally. We have come to know that if you reinvent compellingly then you may also facilitate proactively. We understand that it is better to incentivize magnetically than to iterate intuitively. We often disintermediate open-source synergies. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's market conditions! We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our web-readiness but our aptitude to embrace. The capacity to cultivate macro-intuitively leads to the capacity to empower efficiently. The structuring factor can be summed up in one word: cross-platform. Without sufficient vertical networks, functionalities are forced to become e-business. If you facilitate virally, you may have to engage ultra-holistically. What does the standard industry buzzword "customized" really mean?