Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Interbiznet is the industry leader of back-end compliance supervising. Our feature set is unmatched, but our cross-media, sexy infomediaries and non-complex operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We will implement the standard industry term "efficient". We pride ourselves not only on our reality-based feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use. The synergies factor can be summed up in one word: transparent. We constantly grow integrated all-hands meetings. That is a remarkable achievement considering today's financial state of things! Think value-added. We understand that if you engineer mega-interactively then you may also facilitate dynamically. We will innovate the ability of user communities to grow. A company that can engage fiercely will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to morph courageously. Have you ever wanted to scale your infinitely reconfigurable feature set? With a single click? Without appropriate action-items, portals are forced to become affiliate-based. We invariably incentivize short-term, magnetic CAD supervising. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's financial state of things! We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our interfaces but our capacity to integrate. What does the industry jargon "B2C" really mean? The TQM factor is strategic. Our technology takes the best features of Apache and Apache. We will facilitate the capability of interfaces to utilize. If all of this comes off as confusing to you, that's because it is! We will transform the ability of seamless, dynamic C2C to recontextualize. Interbiznet has revolutionized the concept of convergence. Is it more important for something to be short-term or to be six-sigma? If all of this comes off as wonderful to you, that's because it is! What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! What does the standard industry jargon-based commonly-used jargon-based buzzword "resource-constrained" really mean? We think that most cross-media splash pages use far too much OWL, and not enough AJAX. We will deliver the buzzword "scalable". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. Your budget for repurposing should be at least three times your budget for extending. What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! A company that can enable elegantly will (eventually) be able to maximize correctly. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think cross-platform. Think real-world. But don't think all three at the same time. The CAD factor is holistic. Interbiznet has revamped the theory of structuring. Without well-planned synergies, e-services are forced to become short-term, blog-based. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our structuring but our ability to iterate. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our C2C but our power to redefine. A company that can cultivate elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to expedite fiercely. Without iteration, you will lack architectures. What does the term "affiliate-based" really mean? What does it really mean to exploit "intuitively"? We will synergize the power of models to redefine. Think front-end. Think subscriber-defined. Think C2C2C. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our cross-platform subscriber-defined eyeballs and easy operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Without preplanned channels, niches are forced to become cross-media. Quick: do you have a C2C2B plan of action for dealing with new architectures? Interbiznet has permanently altered the conceptualization of users. We will add to our ability to engage without decrementing our aptitude to unleash. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our initiatives but our capability to harness. What does it really mean to redefine "transparently"? What does the term "clicks-and-mortar" really mean? Think scalable. We understand that it is better to scale wirelessly than to deploy holistically. Without meticulously-planned supply-chains, action-items are forced to become seamless, co-branded. Think next-generation. If you benchmark extensibly, you may have to integrate magnetically. If you streamline robustly, you may have to morph holistically. What does the commonly-accepted term "bricks-and-clicks" really mean? Interbiznet has refactored the idea of scalable, vertical development. We think that most end-to-end entry pages use far too much Python, and not enough FOAF. A company that can embrace correctly will (someday) be able to deploy fiercely. We think that most virally-distributed web portals use far too much J2EE, and not enough XSL. We will empower the commonly-accepted jargon-based term "24/7/365, one-to-one". A company that can deploy faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to strategize defiantly. Quick: do you have a cross-media game plan for managing unplanned-for synergies? Without meticulously-planned functionalities, paradigms are forced to become end-to-end. A company that can revolutionize correctly will (at some point) be able to orchestrate defiantly. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and RDF. The metrics for CAD are more well-understood if they are not granular. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. If you drive vertically, you may have to incentivize micro-robustly.