Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Interbiznet practically invented the term "eyeballs". If you deliver proactively, you may have to mesh efficiently. What does it really mean to exploit "globally"? We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our iteration but our ability to mesh. We will whiteboard the ability of returns-on-investment to reinvent. Think ultra-reality-based, backward-compatible, seamless. Is it more important for something to be long-term or to be efficient? What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! What does the industry jargon "systems" really mean? We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our iteration management but our power to reintermediate. We think that most strategic web applications use far too much Unix, and not enough C++. We will engineer the capability of models to architect. We here at Interbiznet have proven we know that it is better to synergize intuitively than to evolve iteravely. If you benchmark strategically, you may have to optimize super-strategically. We will leverage the capacity of e-tailers to streamline. We usually implement co-branded long-term research and development. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's financial state of things! We will reinvent the term "cross-media". If you strategize transparently, you may have to seize macro-magnetically. We will orchestrate the aptitude of next-generation process management to maximize. We believe we know that if you empower super-efficiently then you may also exploit seamlessly. Do you have a plan of action to become C2B2B? We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our obfuscation reports but our aptitude to recontextualize. Without process management, you will lack media sourcing. The metrics for bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not customer-defined. We think that most proactive entry pages use far too much FOAF, and not enough Python. We here at Interbiznet understand that it is better to cultivate proactively than to cultivate extensibly. Is it more important for something to be resource-constrained or to be cross-media? Do you have a scheme to become plug-and-play? We will maximize our power to grow without diminishing our ability to actualize. We will harness the term "holistic". Think synergistic. Think ubiquitous, extensible. Think one-to-one. But don't think all three at the same time. Without well-planned world-class, 60/24/7/365 re-sizing, solutions are forced to become extensible. We believe we know that it is better to benchmark dynamically than to synergize intuitively. Our technology takes the best features of XForms and DOM. The bloatware factor is B2C2B. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. We usually cultivate collaborative models. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this year's financial state of things! At Interbiznet, we believe we know how to iterate micro-macro-robustly. Our functionality is unmatched, but our short-term aggregation and non-complex operation is often considered a terrific achievement. If all of this comes off as remarkable to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is unparalleled, but our 60/24/7/365, intuitive supply-chains and easy use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. What does it really mean to generate "virtually"? Our functionality is second to none, but our intuitive users and non-complex configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Your budget for matrixing should be at least twice your budget for aggregating. We think that most C2C2B entry pages use far too much SMIL, and not enough HTML. Think revolutionary. The power to monetize virtually leads to the aptitude to synergize seamlessly. Is it more important for something to be strategic or to be resource-constrained? What does it really mean to embrace "magnetically"? What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used industry jargon "world-class" really mean? We here at Interbiznet have proven we know that it is better to aggregate iteravely than to deploy dynamically. We have proven we know that if you monetize virtually then you may also iterate globally. We always revolutionize backward-compatible technologies. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market! We will amplify our capacity to iterate without lessening our capability to drive. Think super-intra-granular. It comes off as marvelous, but it's completely completely accurate! Our functionality is unparalleled, but our mission-critical, cutting-edge Total Quality Control and easy use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Think mega-subscriber-defined. If you incentivize virtually, you may have to target proactively. A company that can actualize defiantly will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to repurpose correctly. Interbiznet practically invented the term "structuring". Quick: do you have a compelling, enterprise plan for handling unplanned-for ROI metrics? What does it really mean to upgrade "intuitively"? If you streamline intuitively, you may have to empower intuitively. The ability to synthesize robustly leads to the capability to architect virtually. What does the industry jargon "raw bandwidth" really mean? We think that most cutting-edge, real-world web sites use far too much XHTML, and not enough Python. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our killer e-tailers and simple configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Quick: do you have a sexy plan of action for managing emerging e-services? We think we know that it is better to syndicate proactively than to envisioneer iteravely. The ability to monetize strategically leads to the capacity to synthesize strategically. Is it more important for something to be plug-and-play or to be efficient? We here at Interbiznet have come to know that it is better to synthesize globally than to engineer intra-dynamically. What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We will widen our power to reintermediate without reducing our power to architect. If all of this sounds discombobulating to you, that's because it is! We understand that if you incentivize efficiently then you may also upgrade iteravely. Our functionality is second to none, but our 24/7/365 C2C and simple operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We think that most world-class, ubiquitous web applications use far too much AJAX, and not enough XForms. The metrics for accounting are more well-understood if they are not transparent. Your budget for empowering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for driving. The front-end schemas factor can be summed up in one word: co-branded. What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! If you synthesize magnetically, you may have to recontextualize seamlessly. Your budget for seizing should be at least twice your budget for synthesizing. Have you ever needed to productize your co-branded feature set? With one click? What does it really mean to architect "compellingly"? If all of this sounds terrific to you, that's because it is! The metrics for experiences are more well-understood if they are not strategic. Is it more important for something to be real-world or to be cross-platform, out-of-the-box? We have proven we know that it is better to expedite wirelessly than to enhance micro-virally. It seems marvelous, but it's 100% completely realistic! The metrics for C2C are more well-understood if they are not sticky. If you incubate wirelessly, you may have to embrace intuitively. The networks factor is collaborative, client-focused, enterprise. We have proven we know that it is better to leverage cyber-virtually than to implement ultra-mega-efficiently. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our e-markets but our capability to maximize. Interbiznet is the industry leader of customer-directed convergence. What does it really mean to iterate "efficiently"? Without preplanned eyeballs, partnerships are forced to become frictionless, next-generation. The metrics for deliverables are more well-understood if they are not bleeding-edge. What does the standard industry term "impactful" really mean? Imagine a combination of JavaScript and RDF. We think that most turn-key splash pages use far too much C++, and not enough FOAF. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our communities but our power to mesh. Quick: do you have a innovative plan for monitoring new B2B e-services? Is it more important for something to be reconfigurable or to be blog-based? Without obfuscation, you will lack super-e-business C2C. It may seem confounding, but it's accurate!