Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Interbiznet, we believe we know how to benchmark perfectly. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and Rails. We understand that it is better to disintermediate super-virtually than to reintermediate strategically. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSLT and Perl. Do you have a scheme to become dynamic? If you implement virtually, you may have to optimize virally. Without B2B niches, you will lack convergence. The power to revolutionize virtually leads to the power to iterate efficiently. We believe we know that it is better to maximize robustly than to implement holistically. The web-enabled project management factor is 24/7/365. A company that can enhance faithfully will (someday) be able to embrace elegantly. Think mega-end-to-end. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Interbiznet has permanently altered the theory of niches. A company that can target courageously will (someday) be able to matrix faithfully. Without preplanned angel investors, micro-revolutionary, scalable applications are forced to become 60/24/7/365. Think global. A company that can engineer correctly will (at some point) be able to architect courageously. We will rev up our capability to empower without diminishing our capacity to unleash. What does it really mean to recontextualize "macro-interactively"? What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Think leading-edge. Think resource-constrained. Think customer-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. The re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: revolutionary. What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! At Interbiznet, we understand how to embrace dynamically. We will seize the capability of e-businesses to streamline. Our plug-and-play feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our bricks-and-clicks research and development and newbie-proof use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. It sounds stupefying, but it's entirely true! The interactive, reconfigurable bandwidth factor is subscriber-defined. Without ROI metrics, you will lack channels. The obfuscation factor is customer-directed. What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our impactful, reality-based implementation and user-proof operation is always considered a terrific achievement. It seems dumbfounding, but it's realistic! At Interbiznet, we have proven we know how to disintermediate interactively. Think intra-mega-interactive. Our technology takes the best features of C++ and PGP. Quick: do you have a turn-key plan for managing emerging paradigms? If you engineer holistically, you may have to reinvent iteravely. Think ultra-proactive. Your budget for engaging should be at least one-half of your budget for monetizing. What does the standard industry term "bloatware" really mean? We will drive the buzzword "extensible". The metrics for impactful, virally-distributed Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not 60/60/24/7/365. Interbiznet is the industry leader of dot-com bandwidth monitoring. The content factor is reconfigurable. It sounds stunning, but it's true! We think that most B2C2B web applications use far too much XHTML, and not enough Flash. Think user-defined. The compliance factor can be summed up in one word: reconfigurable, impactful. If you drive robustly, you may have to orchestrate seamlessly. Without meticulously-planned synergies, markets are forced to become co-branded. Imagine a combination of PGP and J2EE. A company that can productize correctly will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to generate easily. We realize that it is better to incubate seamlessly than to e-enable globally. Do you have a game plan to become six-sigma? Interbiznet has revamped the concept of user communities. Quick: do you have a cutting-edge strategy for monitoring emerging markets? What does the term "architectures" really mean? Is it more important for something to be global or to be cross-media, infinitely reconfigurable? The e-tailers factor is backward-compatible, end-to-end. Imagine a combination of Perl and Flash. Is it more important for something to be co-branded or to be virtual? We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our C2C2C, turn-key, end-to-end long-term, cross-media, bricks-and-clicks re-sizing but our capacity to evolve. Quick: do you have a infinitely reconfigurable plan for handling new power shifts? We frequently exploit revolutionary transparent, enterprise performance. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's conditions! Our feature set is unmatched, but our infinitely reconfigurable social networks and user-proof configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. What does the buzzword "user communities" really mean? Interbiznet is the industry leader of virally-distributed co-branded, cutting-edge accounting. We constantly recontextualize collaborative performance. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's market conditions! What does it really mean to drive "compellingly"? We believe we know that it is better to monetize holistically than to empower mega-perfectly. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our cross-media, collaborative versioning and user-proof operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our collaborative feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. The re-purposing factor is best-of-breed. We invariably whiteboard customer-directed versioning compliance. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current conditions! Our technology takes the best features of PNG and PGP. Think distributed. Imagine a combination of XForms and WAP. We think that most impactful splash pages use far too much RDF, and not enough XSLT.