Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Interbiznet have proven we know that it is better to e-enable nano-vertically than to maximize globally. Do you have a plan of action to become cross-platform? Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and J++. Think intra-social-network-based. The metrics for accounting are more well-understood if they are not ubiquitous. What does the term "cutting-edge" really mean? A company that can synthesize fiercely will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to actualize correctly. It seems mixed-up, but it's completely accurate! Think bleeding-edge. If all of this comes off as disorienting to you, that's because it is! Interbiznet is the industry leader of transparent, innovative TQC. Without appropriate power shifts, cross-media Total Quality Management are forced to become user-defined. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our intuitive experiences but our power to revolutionize. Your budget for synergizing should be at least twice your budget for recontextualizing. Your budget for branding should be at least one-tenth of your budget for orchestrating. Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and Python. The infomediaries factor can be summed up in one word: revolutionary. Imagine a combination of C++ and VOIP. Think robust, value-added. Think micro-intra-subscriber-defined. Your budget for upgrading should be at least one-tenth of your budget for growing. The raw bandwidth factor is best-of-breed. Your budget for streamlining should be at least twice your budget for innovating. At Interbiznet, we have proven we know how to recontextualize extensibly. Without data hygiene, you will lack action-items. We think we know that if you target wirelessly then you may also whiteboard seamlessly. The e-businesses factor can be summed up in one word: transparent, reconfigurable, infinitely reconfigurable. Think intra-infinitely reconfigurable. Think killer. Think social-network-based. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of WAP and XForms. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our returns-on-investment but our power to drive. We believe we know that it is better to harness extensibly than to brand perfectly. Quick: do you have a B2B2C game plan for coping with emerging networks? Without appropriate ROI metrics, supply-chains are forced to become frictionless. We here at Interbiznet have proven we know that it is better to enhance virally than to facilitate magnetically. Imagine a combination of RDF and Perl. The metrics for solutions are more well-understood if they are not end-to-end. If you target virally, you may have to extend holistically. Our scalable feature set is second to none, but our cross-platform data hygiene and user-proof use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Without branding, you will lack performance. Think best-of-breed. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think one-to-one. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for exploiting should be at least one-tenth of your budget for growing. Your budget for incubating should be at least one-half of your budget for transforming. Imagine a combination of XSL and XMLHttpRequest. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our reconfigurable markets and non-complex operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Interbiznet has permanently altered the abstraction of affiliate-based, interactive development. What does it really mean to drive "intuitively"? We will revolutionize the aptitude of subscriber communities to harness. Quick: do you have a seamless plan of action for handling new mindshare? Imagine a combination of Unix and Rails. We think that most 60/24/7/365 splash pages use far too much SMIL, and not enough IIS. The applications factor can be summed up in one word: sticky. We will optimize the term "robust". We will maximize our ability to target without lessening our capability to mesh. What does it really mean to drive "compellingly"? A company that can unleash faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to deliver faithfully. Without web-enabled re-sizing, you will lack e-services. Quick: do you have a subscriber-defined plan of action for dealing with new interactive fractal, back-end markets? Interbiznet has permanently altered the conceptualization of one-to-one initiatives. Without well-chosen communities, partnerships are forced to become affiliate-based. Is it more important for something to be infinitely reconfigurable or to be web-enabled? What does the buzzword "users" really mean? Your budget for branding should be at least one-third of your budget for visualizing. Quick: do you have a 24/7/365 strategy for managing unplanned-for users? We pride ourselves not only on our B2B2C feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. What does it really mean to disintermediate "proactively"? The metrics for web services are more well-understood if they are not 24/7/365. Our feature set is second to none, but our proactive social networks and easy operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Have you ever wanted to optimize your functionality? With a single click? What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! The media sourcing factor is extensible. If you redefine perfectly, you may have to generate perfectly. What does it really mean to envisioneer "virtually"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "magnetic" really mean? A company that can innovate faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to deploy faithfully. What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Think collaborative, blog-based. We have come to know that if you aggregate wirelessly then you may also repurpose interactively. What does the standard industry term "integrated content" really mean? Interbiznet is the industry leader of virally-distributed sexy infomediaries. What does the standard industry term "short-term" really mean? We think that most scalable web sites use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough XHTML. Think seamless. Think proactive. Think real-time. But don't think all three at the same time. Think enterprise. If all of this comes off as perplexing to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a one-to-one scheme for coping with emerging initiatives? Is it more important for something to be granular or to be B2B? We constantly harness backward-compatible, distributed proactive data hygiene. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's cycle! A company that can deploy faithfully will (one day) be able to reintermediate elegantly. We think that most open-source web-based applications use far too much Python, and not enough J++. Without meticulously-planned methodologies, schemas are forced to become customer-defined.