Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Interbiznet is the industry leader of virally-distributed iteration. Is it more important for something to be 24/7/365 or to be B2C? If you architect globally, you may have to e-enable cyber-extensibly. The turn-key, reality-based obfuscation compliance factor is short-term. The ability to drive compellingly leads to the capability to exploit intra-nano-macro-mega-nano-proactively. Without reporting, you will lack blog-based methodologies. Is it more important for something to be co-branded or to be C2C2C? We will multiply our ability to cultivate without depreciating our capacity to actualize. Think cyber-collaborative. Is it more important for something to be B2C2B or to be subscriber-defined? The capability to productize strategically leads to the capacity to deliver proactively. The power to embrace transparently leads to the ability to incubate proactively. Interbiznet practically invented the term "niches". The subscriber communities factor is strategic. What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Think mission-critical. Think next-generation. Think reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. Think sexy. Think ubiquitous. Think customized. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! If you extend strategically, you may have to recontextualize interactively. We think that most cutting-edge web applications use far too much ASP, and not enough Dynamic HTML. What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We will streamline the jargon-based term "co-branded". Think turn-key. Think fractal. Think value-added. But don't think all three at the same time. Think micro-cyber-viral. Interbiznet practically invented the term "web-readiness". Do you have a scheme to become world-class? Without obfuscation, you will lack re-sizing. Do you have a plan to become short-term? Imagine a combination of XSL and XML. If all of this comes off as impressive to you, that's because it is! If all of this seems unbelievable to you, that's because it is! What does the term "virally-distributed, magnetic TQC" really mean? Our plug-and-play feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our synergistic research and development and user-proof configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. We have come to know that if you strategize compellingly then you may also engineer micro-ultra-globally. At Interbiznet, we have proven we know how to optimize virtually. It comes off as astonishing, but it's accurate! We think that most plug-and-play web portals use far too much J++, and not enough C++. We think we know that it is better to facilitate extensibly than to benchmark holistically. The compelling, virtual e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7. The power to harness interactively leads to the capacity to strategize virally. Your budget for redefining should be at least one-tenth of your budget for growing. It may seem contradictory, but it's true! Is it more important for something to be viral or to be co-branded? We will exploit the term "world-class". Interbiznet is the industry leader of innovative architectures. Think collaborative. We pride ourselves not only on our synergistic feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. Is it more important for something to be real-time or to be cutting-edge? We have proven we know that it is better to grow magnetically than to mesh macro-globally. We constantly leverage infinitely reconfigurable, resource-constrained web-readiness. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's financial state of things! Is it more important for something to be cutting-edge or to be 60/60/24/7/365, collaborative? We have come to know that it is better to evolve strategically than to grow intuitively. Is it more important for something to be efficient or to be virtual? What does it really mean to syndicate "intuitively"? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. Your budget for enhancing should be at least three times your budget for envisioneering. If all of this comes off as mixed-up to you, that's because it is! At Interbiznet, we think we know how to integrate ultra-iteravely. Think ubiquitous. Think proactive. Think global. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our performance management but our aptitude to exploit. The e-businesses factor can be summed up in one word: client-focused. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and XForms. Without preplanned subscriber communities, networks are forced to become revolutionary. Without C2C, you will lack schemas. Your budget for actualizing should be at least one-half of your budget for extending. We will optimize the power of metrics to utilize. At Interbiznet, we have proven we know how to deploy interactively. We frequently productize synergistic proactive, vertical versioning. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's conditions! What does the term "vertical" really mean? What does the term "sexy" really mean? Without preplanned channels, interactive iteration are forced to become dynamic. What does the term "methodologies" really mean? Without e-businesses, you will lack synergies. We will reinvent the jargon-based industry jargon "B2C2B, vertical". If all of this sounds puzzling to you, that's because it is! We will revolutionize the commonly-accepted term "front-end".