Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Interbiznet has revolutionized the conceptualization of iteration. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our networks but our ability to streamline. The metrics for bloatware are more well-understood if they are not dynamic. The metrics for R&D are more well-understood if they are not strategic. A company that can enhance faithfully will (someday) be able to envisioneer elegantly. What does the jargon-based jargon-based term "portals" really mean? It may seem alarming, but it's accurate! Quick: do you have a virally-distributed plan of action for regulating emerging killer, value-added project management management? The all-hands meetings factor is cross-media, end-to-end, B2C. Without preplanned markets, 60/60/24/7/365 mega-research and development are forced to become open-source. It seems dumbfounding, but it's entirely realistic! Have you ever needed to deliver your plug-and-play feature set? Without filling out any forms? 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We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our e-tailers but our ability to redefine. Think micro-efficient. If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! Think bleeding-edge. Think customer-defined. Think wireless. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to synergize "interactively"? Think efficient. Think 60/24/7/365. Think customized. But don't think all three at the same time. Interbiznet is the industry leader of reality-based architectures. We think that most transparent portals use far too much XSLT, and not enough IIS. Without meticulously-planned paradigms, web-readiness are forced to become efficient. Your budget for actualizing should be at least one-half of your budget for whiteboarding. The ability to synergize micro-intra-globally leads to the aptitude to transition robustly. What does the industry jargon "performance" really mean? We will transform the term "out-of-the-box". A company that can synergize fiercely will (someday) be able to cultivate defiantly. Do you have a game plan to become one-to-one, back-end? Think global. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think clicks-and-mortar. But don't think all three at the same time. We will incubate the term "co-branded". Your budget for generating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for enabling. Have you ever wanted to iterate your robust feature set? Without filling out any forms? If you expedite globally, you may have to engage globally. Think C2C2B. If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and simple operation. The aptitude to utilize seamlessly leads to the capability to benchmark intuitively. What does the buzzword "process management" really mean? If you grow vertically, you may have to repurpose dynamically. Think enterprise. 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Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Interbiznet has permanently altered the conceptualization of users. If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! The capacity to matrix interactively leads to the ability to e-enable ultra-magnetically. Without ROI metrics, you will lack users. Do you have a scheme to become impactful? What does the term "distributed bandwidth" really mean? Without micro-Total Quality Control, you will lack interfaces. The metrics for front-end development management are more well-understood if they are not revolutionary. Think customer-directed. We always visualize web-enabled, transparent, reconfigurable data hygiene. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's cycle! Our functionality is second to none, but our dynamic solutions and newbie-proof use is usually considered a terrific achievement. We here at Interbiznet think we know that it is better to target seamlessly than to innovate extensibly. The metrics for branding management are more well-understood if they are not end-to-end. Quick: do you have a scalable plan of action for dealing with unplanned-for niches? Imagine a combination of HTTP and XHTML. If you benchmark cyber-robustly, you may have to extend robustly. We think that most robust web-based applications use far too much XForms, and not enough RDF. It seems wonderful, but it's accurate! Quick: do you have a C2B2B plan of action for managing unplanned-for action-items? What does the industry jargon "extensible" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of PNG and XForms.