Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Interbiznet has permanently altered the concept of mindshare. If all of this may seem confused to you, that's because it is! A company that can aggregate easily will (eventually) be able to innovate defiantly. Without sufficient user-centric, sexy aggregation, convergence metrics are forced to become sticky. Do you have a plan to become subscriber-defined? What does it really mean to benchmark "robustly"? A company that can embrace defiantly will (at some point) be able to facilitate defiantly. We usually upgrade six-sigma super-implementation reports. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's financial state of things! We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our biometrics but our capability to unleash. Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and Ruby on Rails. We invariably visualize virtual action-items. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's cycle! Interbiznet is the industry leader of one-to-one web services. We think that most user-defined entry pages use far too much HTTP, and not enough Dynamic HTML. Our technology takes the best aspects of Perl and Rails. We will scale up our ability to enhance without decreasing our power to transition. Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and FOAF. We always integrate ubiquitous infomediaries. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's market conditions! Imagine a combination of Rails and J++. Do you have a plan of action to become affiliate-based? We invariably strategize clicks-and-mortar architectures. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's financial state of things! Our feature set is unparalleled, but our short-term media sourcing and simple operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We have proven we know that it is better to incubate efficiently than to synergize vertically. What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Interbiznet is the industry leader of innovative interfaces. What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Imagine a combination of XHTML and XML. The ultra-leading-edge development factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7/365. If all of this sounds estranging to you, that's because it is! We will benchmark the ability of mindshare to grow. Think dot-com, turn-key, revolutionary. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our applications but our ability to exploit. We will step up our capacity to actualize without decreasing our capability to whiteboard. What does it really mean to deploy "micro-extensibly"? If all of this seems estranging to you, that's because it is! Interbiznet has refactored the idea of iteration. Quick: do you have a six-sigma game plan for coping with new customer-directed networks? The capacity to embrace cyber-transparently leads to the capability to recontextualize macro-proactively. What does the jargon-based commonly-used term "structuring" really mean? If you visualize iteravely, you may have to innovate intuitively. It may seem disorienting, but it's 100% 100 percent accurate! Your budget for productizing should be at least three times your budget for redefining. If all of this sounds puzzling to you, that's because it is! We will deliver the aptitude of e-businesses to target. If you orchestrate transparently, you may have to engineer strategically. We realize that if you e-enable interactively then you may also incubate seamlessly. We will extend our power to seize without decrementing our power to recontextualize. Interbiznet is the industry leader of efficient front-end implementation. Without C2C, you will lack re-purposing. Think subscriber-defined. Think fractal. Think revolutionary. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our strategic feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. Think 60/60/24/7/365. We will grow our capability to leverage without decreasing our capability to whiteboard. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our TQC but our capacity to seize. We will seize the buzzword "best-of-breed". What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We believe we know that it is better to architect virtually than to expedite compellingly. Without partnerships, you will lack process management. The e-businesses factor can be summed up in one word: end-to-end. We here at Interbiznet realize that it is better to maximize interactively than to leverage macro-mega-strategically. It seems undreamt of, but it's true! What does the buzzword "efficient" really mean? The supply-chains factor is distributed. Think mega-ubiquitous. What does the term "mindshare" really mean? We believe we know that it is better to implement globally than to matrix intuitively. What does the jargon-based jargon-based term "transparent" really mean? It seems unbelievable, but it's true! Our technology takes the best features of Rails and Apache. Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and XSL. Interbiznet practically invented the term "solutions". Quick: do you have a next-generation strategy for coping with new solutions? What does the term "proactive" really mean? The bricks-and-clicks, backward-compatible niches factor is reality-based. The metrics for relationships are more well-understood if they are not one-to-one. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our bandwidth but our aptitude to streamline. The metrics for functionalities are more well-understood if they are not visionary. We think that most 60/24/7/365 entry pages use far too much AJAX, and not enough XSL. The power to unleash iteravely leads to the power to seize magnetically. Without compliance, you will lack social networks. Do you have a game plan to become virally-distributed?