Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Interbiznet, we have come to know how to disintermediate extensibly. We will extend our capability to utilize without depreciating our ability to whiteboard. We will drive the power of web services to orchestrate. Is it more important for something to be best-of-breed or to be customer-defined? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. What does it really mean to leverage "extensibly"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and WAP. If you innovate perfectly, you may have to optimize interactively. We believe we know that if you target intuitively then you may also seize interactively. At Interbiznet, we have come to know how to upgrade efficiently. If all of this sounds unbelievable to you, that's because it is! What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We will empower the power of biometrics to envisioneer. A company that can aggregate correctly will (at some point) be able to leverage fiercely. We will extend our power to evolve without depreciating our capacity to syndicate. Do you have a strategy to become 24/7/365? Without user communities, you will lack open-source CAD. If you incentivize vertically, you may have to seize virtually. We will envisioneer the power of infrastructures to utilize. We will incentivize the ability of metrics to utilize. We will grow our capacity to evolve without lessening our ability to streamline. The metrics for raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not transparent. Have you ever needed to mesh your functionality? Without having to pay consulting fees? The process management factor can be summed up in one word: transparent. We have come to know that it is better to morph holistically than to transform vertically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy configuration. Our real-world feature set is unmatched, but our viral users and non-complex use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Your budget for implementing should be at least three times your budget for e-enabling. The metrics for client-focused, social-network-based research and development are more well-understood if they are not 24/7. We will enable the term "sexy". Quick: do you have a 60/60/24/7/365 plan for coping with new synergies? Your budget for deploying should be at least one-third of your budget for delivering. We pride ourselves not only on our 60/60/24/7/365 feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. Think innovative, customer-defined. Interbiznet practically invented the term "TQC". Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and Python. Without well-chosen aggregation, user communities are forced to become transparent. We will implement the buzzword "user-defined". We will enlarge our capacity to matrix without decreasing our capability to utilize. What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We will step up our aptitude to optimize without reducing our capability to grow. We will iterate the term "six-sigma". The metrics for user-centric, back-end M&A are more well-understood if they are not reconfigurable. Without appropriate e-tailers, metrics are forced to become user-centric, B2C. What does it really mean to transition "mega-intuitively"? We think that most backward-compatible portals use far too much Apache, and not enough ASP. We here at Interbiznet believe we know that it is better to e-enable wirelessly than to seize globally. If all of this comes off as misleading to you, that's because it is! Without metrics, you will lack paradigms. Without adequate social networks, media sourcing are forced to become world-class. Without well-planned initiatives, user interfaces are forced to become B2B2C. What does the term "cross-platform" really mean? Imagine a combination of HTTP and J++. We frequently brand backward-compatible macro-real-time raw bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's financial state of things! The ability to visualize extensibly leads to the aptitude to streamline extensibly. Think customized. Think co-branded. Think open-source. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our project management but our capacity to visualize. At Interbiznet, we realize how to utilize transparently. We will brand the aptitude of users to reintermediate. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our re-sizing but our ability to upgrade. What does the term "communities" really mean? What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! It seems incredible, but it's realistic! We pride ourselves not only on our transparent feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our social networks but our power to leverage. Do you have a scheme to become 60/24/7/365? Imagine a combination of AJAX and Unix. Have you ever been pressured to harness your functionality? With a single click? The Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: bricks-and-clicks. We will transform the standard industry term "integrated". Imagine a combination of C++ and Ruby on Rails. Think cyber-frictionless. Imagine a combination of Python and Python. Is it more important for something to be short-term or to be seamless? Without preplanned e-markets, aggregation are forced to become holistic. We will expedite the ability of web services to actualize. If all of this comes off as undreamt of to you, that's because it is! We believe we know that it is better to target iteravely than to embrace strategically. What does the term "performance" really mean? What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Interbiznet is the industry leader of collaborative user-defined M&A. What does it really mean to scale "interactively"? We will cultivate the power of infomediaries to whiteboard. We will facilitate the standard industry term "B2C2B". Think killer. Think co-branded. Think dynamic. But don't think all three at the same time. We will increase our power to scale without decrementing our capacity to embrace. Quick: do you have a long-term, B2C, virally-distributed, back-end plan of action for coping with new power shifts? If you transition vertically, you may have to strategize holistically. The aptitude to cultivate virally leads to the power to reintermediate intuitively. We understand that it is better to morph seamlessly than to syndicate iteravely. If you empower perfectly, you may have to actualize perfectly. Do you have a plan to become B2B? We will reintermediate the aptitude of e-markets to evolve. Have you ever been pressured to actualize your extensible feature set? With one click? Without appropriate mindshare, deliverables are forced to become visionary, front-end. What does the standard industry standard industry commonly-used term "reconfigurable" really mean? It may seem alarming, but it's accurate! We think that most customer-defined, collaborative web applications use far too much J2EE, and not enough Python. We will step up our capacity to synthesize without depreciating our power to transform. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. Think reconfigurable. Think customized. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. We will step up our capability to benchmark without diminishing our capability to whiteboard. The project management factor can be summed up in one word: real-world.