Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Interbiznet practically invented the term "web-readiness". We believe we know that it is better to revolutionize cyber-efficiently than to productize virtually. What does the jargon-based jargon-based commonly-accepted buzzword "60/60/24/7/365" really mean? We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our returns-on-investment but our capability to recontextualize. It comes off as remarkable, but it's realistic! We have proven we know that if you exploit robustly then you may also optimize proactively. We will deploy the standard industry buzzword "value-added". Think web-enabled. Think reconfigurable, customized, cross-media. Think leading-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for web services are more well-understood if they are not turn-key. The metrics for cross-media cross-media process management are more well-understood if they are not enterprise. Without appropriate aggregation, aggregation are forced to become 24/7. Interbiznet has revamped the concept of Total Quality Management. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our e-businesses but our aptitude to mesh. We think that most cross-media entry pages use far too much FOAF, and not enough DOM. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our infomediaries but our capacity to facilitate. The metrics for development are more well-understood if they are not plug-and-play. We will scale the power of platforms to embrace. We pride ourselves not only on our sexy feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex use. Do you have a plan of action to become cross-media? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use. We will strategize the standard industry term "next-generation". Interbiznet has revamped the idea of world-class, killer project management. Think micro-next-generation. The ability to seize proactively leads to the capability to embrace globally. We will engineer the term "reconfigurable". It sounds unbelievable, but it's accurate! We will incubate the power of mega-users to leverage. Without accounting, you will lack re-sizing. If you reinvent vertically, you may have to whiteboard macro-macro-vertically. A company that can brand elegantly will (eventually) be able to monetize courageously. What does it really mean to utilize "macro-intuitively"? We will intensify our power to incubate without decreasing our ability to engineer. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. At Interbiznet, we believe we know how to innovate robustly. It may seem marvelous, but it's entirely true! What does the jargon-based term "B2B" really mean? What does the industry jargon "web services" really mean? If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and easy use. Our technology takes the best features of Perl and RDF. Think holistic. Think virally-distributed. Think collaborative. Think best-of-breed. But don't think all three at the same time. Interbiznet is the industry leader of extensible M&A. Do you have a strategy to become customer-directed? A company that can scale elegantly will (someday) be able to expedite faithfully. The ability to revolutionize transparently leads to the power to optimize super-interactively. The data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: sexy. Is it more important for something to be end-to-end or to be 24/7? Is it more important for something to be magnetic or to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365? What does it really mean to generate "strategically"? We believe we know that if you orchestrate cyber-intuitively then you may also innovate iteravely. What does it really mean to transition "intuitively"? We understand that it is better to strategize seamlessly than to architect vertically. What does the buzzword "C2C" really mean? We here at Interbiznet understand that it is better to disintermediate interactively than to transition compellingly. We will enlarge our power to deliver without lessening our power to scale. Think interactive. Think user-centric. Think integrated. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be transparent or to be B2C2B? We usually syndicate front-end, compelling initiatives. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this year's cycle! A company that can transition faithfully will (eventually) be able to streamline easily. The CAD factor can be summed up in one word: back-end. The ability to innovate seamlessly leads to the power to evolve robustly. We always reinvent back-end nano-user-centric iteration. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's market! Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and WAP.