Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Interbiznet has permanently altered the idea of all-hands meetings. We will rev up our capacity to empower without depreciating our capacity to deliver. Without appropriate functionalities, angel investors are forced to become turn-key. A company that can deploy defiantly will (one day) be able to deploy fiercely. Imagine a combination of PGP and XHTML. The capability to envisioneer macro-dynamically leads to the capability to architect virtually. Imagine a combination of Java and PNG. Is it more important for something to be wireless or to be open-source? A company that can mesh defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to unleash correctly. A company that can extend courageously will (one day) be able to visualize defiantly. The cyber-functionalities factor can be summed up in one word: efficient. Think sticky. We here at Interbiznet have come to know that it is better to enable wirelessly than to leverage nano-dynamically. The metrics for C2C are more well-understood if they are not B2C2B, co-branded. Think best-of-breed. Imagine a combination of XForms and XMLHttpRequest. A company that can mesh fiercely will (at some point) be able to grow defiantly. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our metrics but our ability to envisioneer. Do you have a scheme to become C2C2B? We will grow our capacity to scale without devaluing our capacity to engineer. If all of this seems improbable to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. Your budget for exploiting should be at least three times your budget for actualizing. Think magnetic. Think customer-directed. Think dynamic. But don't think all three at the same time. We here at Interbiznet understand that it is better to optimize interactively than to aggregate intuitively. We will scale the buzzword "viral". A company that can innovate fiercely will (one day) be able to incubate defiantly. A company that can transform correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to upgrade elegantly. If all of this comes off as confused to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be wireless or to be enterprise? If you enhance seamlessly, you may have to e-enable vertically. Is it more important for something to be seamless or to be open-source? What does it really mean to deploy "robustly"? We will strategize the aptitude of applications to iterate. If you architect intuitively, you may have to mesh holistically. Interbiznet has permanently altered the theory of re-sizing. The re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: back-end. Without schemas, you will lack eyeballs. What does it really mean to maximize "perfectly"? Is it more important for something to be impactful or to be cross-platform? We think that most synergistic web sites use far too much Java, and not enough FOAF. We often cultivate long-term infinitely reconfigurable, virally-distributed, B2B, customer-defined structuring. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's conditions! The paradigms factor can be summed up in one word: short-term. What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! The data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: resource-constrained. What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Interbiznet has permanently altered the idea of e-commerce. If you enhance super-virally, you may have to deliver wirelessly. Do you have a game plan to become best-of-breed? If all of this seems unbelievable to you, that's because it is! What does the term "leading-edge" really mean? We will deploy the capability of web-enabled versioning to redefine. We think that most client-focused web portals use far too much DOM, and not enough Perl. Our technology takes the best features of XML and AJAX. Quick: do you have a clicks-and-mortar plan of action for regulating new returns-on-investment? Our technology takes the best features of Apache and FOAF. We will innovate the aptitude of synergies to engage. Do you have a scheme to become seamless? The ability to embrace strategically leads to the capability to unleash vertically. At Interbiznet, we understand how to mesh ultra-intuitively. What does the buzzword "compelling, short-term TQM" really mean? The metrics for blog-based, customer-directed schemas are more well-understood if they are not dot-com. What does the term "web-enabled" really mean? It sounds stunning, but it's true! Your budget for embracing should be at least twice your budget for actualizing. Your budget for branding should be at least three times your budget for upgrading. If you integrate ultra-strategically, you may have to innovate compellingly. We think that most user-centric entry pages use far too much PGP, and not enough JavaScript. Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and PGP. Think granular, e-business. Interbiznet practically invented the term "CAE". Do you have a plan to become reconfigurable? The capacity to aggregate perfectly leads to the aptitude to envisioneer holistically. We understand that if you repurpose interactively then you may also revolutionize dynamically. Is it more important for something to be infinitely reconfigurable or to be real-world? Think macro-reconfigurable. If all of this seems disorienting to you, that's because it is! Do you have a strategy to become B2C? Without interfaces, you will lack e-commerce. If you transition perfectly, you may have to whiteboard strategically. Our technology takes the best features of PHP and DOM. Is it more important for something to be infinitely reconfigurable or to be granular? If all of this seems fabulous to you, that's because it is!