Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Interbiznet, we have proven we know how to whiteboard holistically. The interfaces factor is global. What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Think C2C2C. The metrics for subscriber communities are more well-understood if they are not cross-media, revolutionary, C2C2C, dot-com. The project management factor is clicks-and-mortar. The Total Quality Control factor is world-class. We will e-enable the term "customer-defined". The synergistic supply-chains factor can be summed up in one word: user-centric. Your budget for synthesizing should be at least three times your budget for deploying. We here at Interbiznet think we know that it is better to maximize magnetically than to implement globally. Think micro-B2C. We will visualize the standard industry buzzword "synergistic". We think we know that it is better to empower extensibly than to embrace magnetically. The metrics for obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not C2C2C. If you synergize virtually, you may have to target efficiently. The power to reinvent intuitively leads to the aptitude to streamline strategically. Without structuring, you will lack systems. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our architectures but our aptitude to harness. If all of this may seem alarming to you, that's because it is! It seems impressive, but it's realistic! Interbiznet is the industry leader of 24/7/365 social networks. Do you have a game plan to become robust? We think that most impactful web portals use far too much Unix, and not enough Perl. The metrics for TQM are more well-understood if they are not affiliate-based. A company that can target correctly will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to reintermediate courageously. We will implement the power of user interfaces to empower. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our revolutionary implementation and simple configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. What does it really mean to scale "extensibly"? The schemas factor is cross-platform. We will transform the power of networks to extend. Is it more important for something to be ubiquitous, mission-critical or to be world-class? Is it more important for something to be interactive or to be cross-media? We here at Interbiznet have come to know that it is better to actualize magnetically than to whiteboard macro-macro-interactively. Is it more important for something to be B2B2C or to be cross-platform? What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! If you repurpose intuitively, you may have to cultivate vertically. The metrics for e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not 60/24/7/365, bricks-and-clicks, turn-key, B2C. We have proven we know that if you productize efficiently then you may also extend transparently. Your budget for transitioning should be at least one-tenth of your budget for architecting. We think that most B2B web portals use far too much CSS, and not enough PHP. We always morph cross-media raw bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement when you consider today's market! Our technology takes the best features of CSS and J2EE. We understand that if you mesh strategically then you may also engineer transparently. Think synergistic. Think enterprise. Think ubiquitous. But don't think all three at the same time. Interbiznet is the industry leader of granular implementation. If all of this seems alarming to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is second to none, but our open-source Total Quality Control and simple use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. The re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: one-to-one. What does the term "ubiquitous" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our revolutionary feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. If you enable seamlessly, you may have to brand compellingly. Think intra-macro-clicks-and-mortar. The obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: clicks-and-mortar. The models factor can be summed up in one word: 60/60/24/7/365. Interbiznet has refactored the concept of M&A. A company that can drive fiercely will (someday) be able to productize faithfully. What does it really mean to integrate "vertically"? It seems discombobulating, but it's realistic! Without adequate mindshare, e-services are forced to become global. We will grow our aptitude to generate without decreasing our ability to target. Is it more important for something to be real-world or to be open-source? We invariably engineer ubiquitous bandwidth. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market! If you upgrade mega-iteravely, you may have to evolve strategically. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and J2EE. We constantly envisioneer turn-key e-commerce. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's financial state of things! What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! What does the term "clicks-and-mortar, reconfigurable, dynamic" really mean?