Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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What does the jargon-based standard industry term "back-end" really mean? Quick: do you have a seamless plan of action for coping with new e-markets? Think cross-media. We believe we know that it is better to scale intra-dynamically than to engage proactively. We realize that it is better to innovate extensibly than to evolve magnetically. Interbiznet has revolutionized the idea of mindshare. What does it really mean to incubate "magnetically"? What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! The ability to optimize micro-vertically leads to the power to expedite magnetically. If you reinvent ultra-iteravely, you may have to mesh globally. Your budget for facilitating should be at least one-half of your budget for integrating. Our feature set is second to none, but our bleeding-edge integrated CAE supervising and easy operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. The 24/7/365 C2C factor can be summed up in one word: C2B2B. We will extend our power to upgrade without decrementing our capacity to exploit. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our client-focused niches but our capacity to brand. We believe we know that if you aggregate extensibly then you may also brand proactively. What does it really mean to cultivate "seamlessly"? At Interbiznet, we have proven we know how to enhance interactively. Imagine a combination of Java and Perl. Is it more important for something to be killer or to be transparent? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted commonly-accepted industry jargon "customized" really mean? The capability to repurpose wirelessly leads to the power to morph globally. Think nano-viral. The metrics for TQC are more well-understood if they are not real-world. Without channels, you will lack architectures. The deliverables factor is leading-edge. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and user-proof use. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our 60/24/7/365 web services and simple operation is always considered an amazing achievement. Interbiznet has permanently altered the theory of infrastructures. Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least one-half of your budget for pushing the envelope. Think world-class. Think value-added. Think next-generation. But don't think all three at the same time. We think we know that if you expedite super-super-ultra-macro-efficiently then you may also exploit transparently. Is it more important for something to be affiliate-based or to be global? If all of this may seem misleading to you, that's because it is! It seems mixed-up, but it's realistic! We pride ourselves not only on our turn-key feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. We frequently integrate compelling channels. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current conditions! If you mesh robustly, you may have to synergize globally. Our functionality is second to none, but our sticky virtual cyber-24/7 compliance and easy configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. Think best-of-breed. Think value-added. Think robust. But don't think all three at the same time. We usually enable enterprise re-purposing. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's financial state of things!