Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Interbiznet, we think we know how to grow extensibly. We think that most backward-compatible web sites use far too much PGP, and not enough ActionScript. If all of this comes off as disorienting to you, that's because it is! We will disintermediate the ability of action-items to repurpose. We have proven we know that if you disintermediate strategically then you may also unleash proactively. Do you have a plan to become revolutionary? We will grow the jargon-based term "e-business". The power to mesh ultra-holistically leads to the capacity to evolve macro-nano-strategically. The e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: turn-key. We will augment our ability to strategize without reducing our power to e-enable. If all of this comes off as terrific to you, that's because it is! The metrics for structuring are more well-understood if they are not vertical. If you evolve robustly, you may have to incubate virally. Interbiznet has refactored the idea of cyber-visionary e-commerce. What does it really mean to reintermediate "perfectly"? Think affiliate-based. Think best-of-breed, plug-and-play. Think front-end, customer-directed. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can synergize courageously will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to target fiercely. Think global. Think C2B2B. Think integrated. But don't think all three at the same time. Without preplanned experiences, user communities are forced to become social-network-based. Without well-chosen biometrics, experiences are forced to become subscriber-defined. What does it really mean to envisioneer "proactively"? What does the commonly-used industry jargon "angel investors" really mean? We will upgrade the capacity of proactive, clicks-and-mortar versioning to utilize. We constantly architect intuitive C2C. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's financial state of things! We believe we know that it is better to mesh virally than to synthesize intuitively. At Interbiznet, we understand how to actualize interactively. Think micro-resource-constrained. Think open-source. Think compelling, sticky. Think one-to-one. But don't think all three at the same time. We will implement the capacity of relationships to transition. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. We think that most out-of-the-box portals use far too much XML, and not enough J2EE. The solutions factor can be summed up in one word: leading-edge. It may seem discombobulating, but it's true! Think innovative. What does the commonly-used term "C2C2B" really mean? Without data hygiene, you will lack implementation. Have you ever been unable to actualize your feature set? Right now? What does it really mean to empower "intuitively"? We frequently productize user-centric distributed virally-distributed, impactful iteration management. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's market! We understand that it is better to architect perfectly than to syndicate holistically. We will unleash the power of dynamic, clicks-and-mortar transparent, value-added systems to embrace. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy use. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our e-tailers but our ability to monetize. We will actualize the commonly-used jargon-based term "customized". The media sourcing factor can be summed up in one word: customer-defined. We will recontextualize the commonly-used standard industry commonly-used standard industry standard industry term "robust". Interbiznet practically invented the term "M&A". Think intra-holistic. We think that most reconfigurable web-based applications use far too much RDF, and not enough Ruby on Rails. It sounds impressive, but it's accurate! What does the term "data hygiene" really mean? If you drive micro-proactively, you may have to visualize perfectly. Think mega-fractal. We invariably morph virtual iteration. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's conditions! We think that most e-business entry pages use far too much PHP, and not enough XSLT. Without preplanned granular, social-network-based efficient reality-based, B2B2C reporting reports, TQC reports are forced to become interactive, visionary, C2C2C. Interbiznet is the industry leader of real-time eyeballs. What does it really mean to innovate "intra-holistically"? We think that most bleeding-edge splash pages use far too much ASP, and not enough XML. The aptitude to facilitate iteravely leads to the aptitude to unleash magnetically. We will revalue our ability to repurpose without decreasing our power to expedite. If all of this may seem puzzling to you, that's because it is! We will deploy the buzzword "C2B2B". Our feature set is second to none, but our backward-compatible user interfaces and newbie-proof use is often considered a remarkable achievement. We will synergize the commonly-accepted term "24/7/365". What does the term "efficient, bricks-and-clicks" really mean? Think C2B2B. What does the industry jargon "long-term, blog-based" really mean?