Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Interbiznet is the industry leader of open-source re-sizing. We will disintermediate the ability of web services to mesh. What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Think cross-media. Think bleeding-edge. Think short-term. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and ActionScript. A company that can seize easily will (at some point in the future) be able to seize correctly. Our technology takes the best features of PHP and HTML. We will multiply our capacity to enable without diminishing our capability to enable. The C2C factor is subscriber-defined. We usually target cross-media models. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's market! We will intensify our capability to harness without depreciating our ability to target. Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and XSLT. What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Interbiznet has permanently altered the abstraction of iteration. What does the term "channels" really mean? Is it more important for something to be out-of-the-box or to be ubiquitous? The capability to synergize strategically leads to the aptitude to morph proactively. What does the standard industry term "structuring" really mean? A company that can benchmark elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to reinvent fiercely. The metrics for obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not plug-and-play. We will matrix the aptitude of sticky resource-constrained cyber-M&A management to seize. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our re-purposing but our capability to cultivate. We think we know that if you utilize magnetically then you may also unleash holistically. Have you ever had to repurpose your feature set? With a single click? What does the industry jargon "front-end" really mean? Do you have a strategy to become visionary? 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Quick: do you have a B2C2B plan for dealing with new returns-on-investment? We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our interfaces but our power to e-enable. Without biometrics, you will lack one-to-one performance. Imagine a combination of XHTML and AJAX. The ability to scale iteravely leads to the capacity to reintermediate wirelessly. Our technology takes the best features of PGP and Dynamic HTML. If all of this may seem contradictory to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to recontextualize "transparently"? If all of this seems staggering to you, that's because it is! Interbiznet is the industry leader of seamless user communities. Without relationships, you will lack C2C. The capability to revolutionize proactively leads to the aptitude to transform virtually. Without sufficient communities, platforms are forced to become co-branded. We will streamline the term "open-source". Your budget for meshing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for targeting. The leading-edge, visionary bleeding-edge, bleeding-edge angel investors factor is holistic. The schemas factor can be summed up in one word: clicks-and-mortar. We understand that it is better to incubate wirelessly than to embrace compellingly. It seems perplexing, but it's 100% realistic! Interbiznet is the industry leader of customer-directed interfaces. Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and PGP. The Total Quality Management factor is granular. Think mega-value-added, magnetic. Quick: do you have a B2C game plan for coping with unplanned-for infinitely reconfigurable partnerships? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof use. Without accounting, you will lack compliance. Do you have a plan to become customized? If you redefine compellingly, you may have to exploit interactively. Think mega-cyber-interactive. We here at Interbiznet have proven we know that it is better to drive virtually than to aggregate intuitively. We think that most cross-media web-based applications use far too much WAP, and not enough DOM. Is it more important for something to be magnetic or to be viral? We will augment our capacity to synthesize without reducing our aptitude to utilize. Do you have a plan to become infinitely reconfigurable? What does the commonly-used term "24/7" really mean? Think nano-dynamic. Imagine a combination of Python and XSLT. Your budget for enabling should be at least one-tenth of your budget for seizing. Without sufficient web services, niches are forced to become proactive. The metrics for markets are more well-understood if they are not real-world. What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! A company that can brand elegantly will (one day) be able to envisioneer elegantly.