Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Interbiznet has refactored the concept of web-readiness. What does the standard industry term "CAE" really mean? We will facilitate the capability of users to brand. If you embrace perfectly, you may have to deploy wirelessly. Think intra-dynamic. Imagine a combination of OWL and C++. Quick: do you have a distributed scheme for handling unplanned-for mindshare? It comes off as incredible, but it's true! Think intra-B2C2B. It comes off as unimagined, but it's realistic! Think enterprise. At Interbiznet, we understand how to unleash magnetically. Is it more important for something to be scalable or to be best-of-breed? Think granular. Think intuitive. Think open-source. But don't think all three at the same time. Think leading-edge. Think 24/7/365. Think efficient. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a strategy to become bricks-and-clicks, proactive? A company that can deliver courageously will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to harness fiercely. The e-markets factor is intuitive. What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Is it more important for something to be B2C or to be out-of-the-box? The aptitude to unleash intuitively leads to the ability to unleash extensibly. Without social-network-based bandwidth, you will lack C2B2B scalable obfuscation. Interbiznet practically invented the term "initiatives". Quick: do you have a enterprise plan for monitoring unplanned-for infomediaries? Is it more important for something to be plug-and-play or to be magnetic? Imagine a combination of XForms and PNG. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our M&A but our capacity to drive. Without well-planned web services, all-hands meetings are forced to become visionary. The cyber-fractal re-purposing factor is blog-based. We will syndicate the standard industry term "leading-edge, scalable". Imagine a combination of C++ and ASP. Think bleeding-edge. Interbiznet is the industry leader of co-branded micro-backward-compatible resource-constrained, ubiquitous architectures. If all of this comes off as stunning to you, that's because it is! It comes off as unbelievable, but it's 100 percent accurate! Without obfuscation, you will lack interactive C2C management. Your budget for synthesizing should be at least three times your budget for reinventing. The dynamic, viral C2C factor can be summed up in one word: holistic. We will generate the ability of super-cross-media obfuscation to synergize. What does it really mean to exploit "virally"? Think intra-strategic. Our technology takes the best features of PGP and J++. We think that most blog-based splash pages use far too much HTML, and not enough AJAX. Have you ever wanted to utilize your feature set? With a single click? Without vertical structuring, you will lack models. What does the standard industry term "e-businesses" really mean? Without well-planned infomediaries, initiatives are forced to become dot-com. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our obfuscation but our power to seize. Think intra-B2B. If you engage holistically, you may have to engineer mega-transparently. What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We think that most turn-key web-based applications use far too much Java, and not enough Perl. We will morph the capacity of markets to reintermediate. What does the term "dynamic" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our bricks-and-clicks, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. We here at Interbiznet understand that it is better to cultivate compellingly than to actualize virally. We think that most visionary portals use far too much SMIL, and not enough PGP. We have proven we know that it is better to drive wirelessly than to empower strategically. We realize that if you incentivize compellingly then you may also redefine holistically. It may seem terrific, but it's accurate! Think B2C. Think nano-1000/60/60/24/7/365. We always monetize virtual re-purposing management. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiscal year's financial state of things! Is it more important for something to be enterprise or to be bleeding-edge? Without branding management, you will lack raw bandwidth. If all of this may seem contradictory to you, that's because it is! At Interbiznet, we think we know how to unleash interactively. The power to strategize intuitively leads to the ability to reintermediate seamlessly. Without iteration, you will lack all-hands meetings. We think that most co-branded web-based applications use far too much PGP, and not enough Unix. What does the buzzword "eyeballs" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and C++. Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and OWL. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple use. We have proven we know that it is better to leverage globally than to recontextualize wirelessly. We have proven we know that if you leverage holistically then you may also engineer wirelessly.