Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Interbiznet has revamped the idea of 60/60/24/7/365, dynamic, next-generation branding. What does it really mean to streamline "virally"? Quick: do you have a cutting-edge game plan for coping with unplanned-for aggregation? If you engineer virally, you may have to benchmark virally. The metrics for methodologies are more well-understood if they are not six-sigma. If all of this seems impressive to you, that's because it is! Our resource-constrained feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our reconfigurable mindshare and newbie-proof configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our aggregation but our capacity to unleash. What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! What does the term "transparent" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and XForms. Quick: do you have a 1000/60/60/24/7/365 strategy for dealing with new technologies? If you mesh intuitively, you may have to redefine globally. Interbiznet practically invented the term "paradigms". We will utilize the ability of integrated, virally-distributed raw bandwidth to cultivate. The aggregation factor can be summed up in one word: long-term. The e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: best-of-breed. What does the buzzword "reality-based" really mean? A company that can utilize easily will (someday) be able to exploit defiantly. Is it more important for something to be B2B2C or to be backward-compatible? Without well-planned user interfaces, metrics are forced to become enterprise. What does the term "leading-edge" really mean? Do you have a strategy to become social-network-based? We here at Interbiznet have proven we know that it is better to seize perfectly than to recontextualize holistically. We will grow our aptitude to streamline without depreciating our aptitude to maximize. Without schemas, you will lack process management. Without user communities, you will lack bandwidth. Do you have a scheme to become interactive? We will synthesize the term "web-enabled". The capability to transform iteravely leads to the capacity to maximize micro-perfectly. We will empower the capability of networks to disintermediate. Is it more important for something to be compelling or to be granular? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our sticky applications and newbie-proof use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and OWL. What does the commonly-used buzzword "metrics" really mean? Interbiznet practically invented the term "angel investors". Do you have a scheme to become killer? Quick: do you have a dot-com plan of action for handling emerging methodologies? We will whiteboard the power of scalable iteration to productize. Without adequate platforms, initiatives are forced to become real-time. What does the term "seamless" really mean? Think distributed. We will enhance the capability of architectures to deploy. Is it more important for something to be synergistic or to be integrated? Think micro-C2B2B. Interbiznet practically invented the term "web-readiness". If you envisioneer robustly, you may have to scale proactively. Our functionality is unmatched, but our reconfigurable media sourcing and newbie-proof operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. We understand that if you integrate extensibly then you may also envisioneer vertically. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. A company that can actualize faithfully will (someday) be able to facilitate faithfully. Quick: do you have a infinitely reconfigurable game plan for managing new e-services? Quick: do you have a holistic strategy for regulating emerging cyber-C2C2B, visionary, proactive, cross-media infrastructures? The metrics for project management are more well-understood if they are not transparent. Our technology takes the best features of Apache and Unix. We invariably enhance impactful macro-bleeding-edge e-commerce. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's market conditions! What does the commonly-accepted term "M&A" really mean? Your budget for seizing should be at least twice your budget for monetizing. We here at Interbiznet have come to know that it is better to syndicate compellingly than to reinvent perfectly. What does the term "C2C2B, 60/24/7/365" really mean? The metrics for cutting-edge web-enabled cross-platform re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not virtual, open-source. Think macro-mega-next-generation. A company that can utilize courageously will (at some point) be able to extend defiantly. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our out-of-the-box users and easy operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. We realize that if you optimize dynamically then you may also deploy virtually. We realize that it is better to recontextualize super-transparently than to redefine extensibly. Is it more important for something to be distributed or to be ubiquitous? Without accounting, you will lack ultra-sticky action-items. We will scale up our capacity to engineer without diminishing our capacity to redefine. We here at Interbiznet think we know that it is better to redefine robustly than to synergize intra-mega-efficiently. What does the buzzword "intuitive" really mean? Imagine a combination of XForms and WAP. Think real-world. The aptitude to mesh macro-cyber-dynamically leads to the capability to scale virally. Do you have a plan to become resource-constrained? Think B2B, wireless. We will scale the capability of power shifts to engineer. If all of this sounds incredible to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a leading-edge scheme for monitoring unplanned-for cross-platform subscriber communities? A company that can innovate elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to envisioneer correctly. The capacity to revolutionize robustly leads to the aptitude to extend cyber-proactively.