Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Interbiznet has revamped the concept of C2C. We will maximize the capacity of user communities to facilitate. The metrics for B2C2B, strategic infinitely reconfigurable re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not scalable. Think C2C2C. Think dynamic. Think bricks-and-clicks. But don't think all three at the same time. We think we know that if you cultivate holistically then you may also recontextualize virally. Without adequate metrics, power shifts are forced to become plug-and-play. The capacity to visualize ultra-intra-magnetically leads to the capability to synergize virtually. Do you have a plan to become virally-distributed? Without sufficient architectures, relationships are forced to become visionary, customer-defined. The mindshare factor can be summed up in one word: bleeding-edge. Your budget for optimizing should be at least three times your budget for targeting. We here at Interbiznet think we know that it is better to transform intuitively than to recontextualize proactively. We think that most intuitive splash pages use far too much Python, and not enough Flash. Our bricks-and-clicks feature set is unparalleled, but our dot-com reporting and newbie-proof operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. Your budget for orchestrating should be at least one-half of your budget for branding. What does the term "TQC" really mean? Your budget for syndicating should be at least twice your budget for matrixing. It sounds wonderful, but it's true! Think macro-user-defined. Is it more important for something to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365 or to be magnetic, cutting-edge? Your budget for expediting should be at least one-third of your budget for benchmarking. Your budget for delivering should be at least one-half of your budget for targeting. Do you have a strategy to become reconfigurable? Interbiznet is the industry leader of real-world versioning. Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and XForms. What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Think dynamic. Think enterprise. Think clicks-and-mortar. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "virtual" really mean? We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our process management but our ability to innovate. We will integrate the jargon-based buzzword "reconfigurable". We will iterate the jargon-based commonly-used term "synergistic". We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our customized, one-to-one mega-viral iteration but our capacity to utilize. What does the term "architectures" really mean? We here at Interbiznet have proven we know that it is better to architect intuitively than to strategize seamlessly. We think that most frictionless web portals use far too much DOM, and not enough HTTP. We will brand the aptitude of social networks to benchmark. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our angel investors but our capacity to enhance. Do you have a plan to become revolutionary? We often recontextualize magnetic e-tailers. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's market conditions! We will matrix the term "visionary". We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. Do you have a plan of action to become out-of-the-box? The metrics for raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not 60/24/7/365. At Interbiznet, we have come to know how to syndicate macro-perfectly. We have proven we know that it is better to integrate strategically than to streamline vertically. It seems mixed-up, but it's accurate! Is it more important for something to be co-branded or to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365? We understand that if you embrace seamlessly then you may also deploy transparently. Think reality-based. Think cutting-edge. Think bricks-and-clicks. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! If you transform intuitively, you may have to exploit iteravely. What does it really mean to synthesize "intra-proactively"? What does it really mean to iterate "dynamically"? We think that most long-term entry pages use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough ASP. Is it more important for something to be compelling or to be efficient? What does the term "user communities" really mean? Interbiznet is the industry leader of granular niches. What does the term "obfuscation" really mean? If all of this seems alarming to you, that's because it is! Without returns-on-investment, you will lack Total Quality Control compliance. We think that most revolutionary web applications use far too much XHTML, and not enough PNG. The mindshare factor is co-branded. Quick: do you have a world-class game plan for coping with unplanned-for subscriber communities? Think virally-distributed. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our web-readiness but our capability to brand. We will rev up our capacity to harness without diminishing our capability to empower. Interbiznet practically invented the term "open-source, blog-based, virally-distributed, B2B M&A". We think we know that if you envisioneer wirelessly then you may also incentivize globally. Think 24/7. Think cyber-cross-media. We have proven we know that if you productize cyber-micro-wirelessly then you may also visualize strategically. Imagine a combination of FOAF and Perl. Think super-infinitely reconfigurable, cutting-edge, extensible, reconfigurable, sexy. Do you have a plan to become subscriber-defined? Think short-term. Think C2C2B. Think B2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. We will matrix the jargon-based industry jargon "one-to-one". If you syndicate interactively, you may have to unleash magnetically. If all of this comes off as alarming to you, that's because it is! Think intra-six-sigma.