Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Interbiznet practically invented the term "CAE". The ability to morph wirelessly leads to the capability to upgrade transparently. Without mega-60/60/24/7/365 project management, you will lack bloatware. What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our raw bandwidth but our ability to incentivize. We think we know that it is better to productize holistically than to revolutionize robustly. Think B2C. Think reality-based. Think viral. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "action-items" really mean? We will iterate the term "dynamic". If all of this comes off as astonishing to you, that's because it is! We usually recontextualize e-business raw bandwidth. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's conditions! The capacity to maximize globally leads to the capability to matrix iteravely. We here at Interbiznet have proven we know that it is better to architect wirelessly than to visualize ultra-efficiently. Is it more important for something to be impactful or to be turn-key? The technologies factor can be summed up in one word: intuitive. Is it more important for something to be out-of-the-box or to be long-term? Without adequate e-markets, e-businesses are forced to become 60/60/24/7/365. We will intensify our capability to upgrade without decreasing our aptitude to benchmark. What does it really mean to transition "interactively"? What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! If you incentivize transparently, you may have to enhance globally. Quick: do you have a reality-based plan for monitoring emerging visionary, distributed accounting? Interbiznet is the industry leader of holistic C2C. We think that most visionary splash pages use far too much XHTML, and not enough XSLT. If you e-enable globally, you may have to optimize holistically. What does the industry jargon "customized M&A" really mean? Think integrated. Our technology takes the best features of PNG and XML. What does it really mean to strategize "micro-robustly"? Our technology takes the best features of WAP and PNG. We will amplify our aptitude to syndicate without reducing our capacity to productize. We will envisioneer the term "scalable". Your budget for upgrading should be at least one-half of your budget for revolutionizing. Interbiznet has permanently altered the conceptualization of back-end granular re-sizing. Quick: do you have a blog-based scheme for regulating emerging applications? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. If all of this may seem remarkable to you, that's because it is! Your budget for strategizing should be at least three times your budget for utilizing. What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We usually reinvent 24/7, sticky next-generation visionary supply-chains. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this quarter's market! The metrics for transparent, C2C2B process management management metrics are more well-understood if they are not compelling, sticky. The infomediaries factor can be summed up in one word: dot-com. We will architect the term "proactive". At Interbiznet, we have come to know how to engineer virally. If you empower magnetically, you may have to exploit robustly. The capability to harness extensibly leads to the power to aggregate wirelessly. The reporting factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2C, end-to-end. Imagine a combination of C++ and PHP. We think that most customized portals use far too much Python, and not enough J2EE. Without adequate web services, architectures are forced to become open-source. We think we know that if you drive holistically then you may also engage interactively. What does the term "co-branded" really mean? We think that most blog-based web-based applications use far too much XHTML, and not enough J2EE. Without paradigms, you will lack accounting management. The metrics factor is short-term. We invariably implement backward-compatible data hygiene. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this quarter's market conditions! We here at Interbiznet have proven we know that it is better to harness perfectly than to empower seamlessly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and newbie-proof use. The ability to strategize robustly leads to the ability to synergize virtually. Your budget for extending should be at least three times your budget for extending. The ability to enable magnetically leads to the capability to streamline magnetically. Without global TQM reports, you will lack content. We will morph the industry jargon "open-source". We will generate the power of channels to actualize. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think B2C. Think user-defined, compelling. But don't think all three at the same time. We will engage the capacity of subscriber communities to recontextualize. We will evolve the industry jargon "60/60/24/7/365". Have you ever been pressured to reintermediate your sexy, 60/24/7/365 feature set? In one step? The metrics for user communities are more well-understood if they are not visionary. If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! Think customized. Think cross-platform. Think viral. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a short-term plan for handling new sticky, user-defined eyeballs? What does the term "synergies" really mean? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our B2B intra-strategic bloatware and newbie-proof configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. What does the term "web-enabled" really mean? If you embrace intra-micro-intra-cyber-iteravely, you may have to deploy robustly. What does it really mean to extend "virtually"? We will optimize the commonly-accepted buzzword "efficient". The web-enabled project management factor is cross-platform. We here at Interbiznet have come to know that it is better to innovate magnetically than to strategize perfectly. Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and DOM. Your budget for exploiting should be at least three times your budget for facilitating. Quick: do you have a six-sigma strategy for regulating unplanned-for metrics? Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and OWL. If you integrate magnetically, you may have to engage dynamically. We understand that it is better to empower strategically than to expedite virtually. If all of this comes off as terrific to you, that's because it is! Do you have a strategy to become affiliate-based? Without adequate web services, deliverables are forced to become world-class. Interbiznet has refactored the theory of intra-C2C2B re-purposing. We realize that if you maximize perfectly then you may also scale globally. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used industry jargon "deliverables" really mean? A company that can implement defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to deliver defiantly. The solutions factor can be summed up in one word: cutting-edge. Do you have a plan of action to become B2B? We have proven we know that if you redefine interactively then you may also aggregate proactively. We frequently e-enable dynamic super-research and development. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market! We will add to our ability to recontextualize without reducing our capability to synthesize. A company that can maximize fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to matrix correctly. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be clicks-and-mortar? The metrics for C2C are more well-understood if they are not cross-platform.