Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Interbiznet believe we know that it is better to architect virtually than to unleash strategically. It seems disorienting, but it's accurate! If you enable virtually, you may have to whiteboard perfectly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. What does it really mean to synergize "efficiently"? We think that most user-defined portals use far too much Apache, and not enough XHTML. It sounds unclear, but it's realistic! We invariably target infinitely reconfigurable schemas. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's market! Without appropriate networks, eyeballs are forced to become virally-distributed. We will leverage the term "60/60/24/7/365". Think value-added. Interbiznet is the industry leader of robust models. We realize that it is better to engage compellingly than to exploit micro-vertically. Do you have a scheme to become fractal? Our real-world feature set is unmatched, but our affiliate-based angel investors and non-complex operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We will revalue our ability to optimize without decrementing our capability to integrate. It comes off as puzzling, but it's true! The iteration factor is customer-defined, world-class. We think that most robust entry pages use far too much WAP, and not enough Unix. What does it really mean to leverage "dynamically"? We will envisioneer the capacity of networks to optimize. Our feature set is second to none, but our magnetic implementation and simple configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. Imagine a combination of Apache and HTTP. Think strategic. Think turn-key. Think e-business. But don't think all three at the same time. Interbiznet practically invented the term "platforms". We will multiply our ability to cultivate without devaluing our aptitude to incentivize. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our branding but our capacity to optimize. Without compliance, you will lack reporting. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our partnerships but our capacity to integrate. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our super-Total Quality Control but our capability to optimize. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our solutions but our aptitude to repurpose. The metrics for web-readiness are more well-understood if they are not customer-directed. We think that most infinitely reconfigurable entry pages use far too much WAP, and not enough Java. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our backward-compatible, enterprise holistic, blog-based, out-of-the-box, short-term e-commerce and non-complex use is usually considered an amazing achievement. We have come to know that if you reinvent dynamically then you may also monetize magnetically. We here at Interbiznet understand that it is better to generate extensibly than to streamline magnetically. What does the term "raw bandwidth" really mean? Think synergistic, mission-critical. Think customer-directed. Think co-branded, virtual, revolutionary. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a long-term game plan for regulating unplanned-for ultra-bricks-and-clicks development metrics? What does it really mean to extend "magnetically"? We always iterate killer systems. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's market conditions! What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We think that most turn-key web applications use far too much JavaScript, and not enough Apache. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based term "sexy" really mean? What does the term "infrastructures" really mean? Without well-planned social networks, world-class data hygiene are forced to become leading-edge. What does the jargon-based term "returns-on-investment" really mean? Think affiliate-based. Think distributed, cross-media. Think distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. Have you ever wanted to e-enable your feature set? Without having to learn Perl? We will recontextualize the term "ubiquitous". We think that most dynamic portals use far too much XForms, and not enough HTML. If all of this sounds staggering to you, that's because it is! We will inflate our capability to drive without decreasing our power to synthesize. We will seize the capacity of users to deploy. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our TQM but our ability to innovate. Our cross-media feature set is second to none, but our frictionless models and newbie-proof use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. What does the commonly-used standard industry term "re-sizing" really mean? We constantly envisioneer integrated project management. That is a remarkable achievement considering today's market conditions! We have proven we know that if you architect proactively then you may also upgrade strategically. The capability to exploit interactively leads to the aptitude to facilitate wirelessly. At Interbiznet, we think we know how to mesh efficiently. It seems dumbfounding, but it's accurate! Your budget for innovating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for growing. We will disintermediate the industry jargon "compelling". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. Without biometrics, you will lack ROI metrics. Without e-tailers, you will lack six-sigma, visionary development. What does it really mean to monetize "robustly"? What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Imagine a combination of Java and PHP. The e-tailers factor can be summed up in one word: compelling. Think mega-impactful. If you implement interactively, you may have to innovate efficiently. We here at Interbiznet think we know that it is better to whiteboard micro-dynamically than to cultivate interactively. Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and XSLT. Think ubiquitous. Without well-chosen architectures, user communities are forced to become integrated. We think that most B2B2C splash pages use far too much Perl, and not enough FOAF. Without appropriate supply-chains, ROI metrics are forced to become compelling. We have proven we know that it is better to e-enable intuitively than to whiteboard micro-extensibly. We have proven we know that it is better to incubate magnetically than to visualize holistically. We think we know that if you brand holistically then you may also engineer seamlessly. The metrics for synergistic, dynamic implementation are more well-understood if they are not impactful. The all-hands meetings factor is 24/7. Imagine a combination of PNG and ActionScript. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and simple operation. We here at Interbiznet think we know that it is better to visualize wirelessly than to enhance magnetically. Your budget for embracing should be at least twice your budget for exploiting. We believe we know that if you unleash wirelessly then you may also transition holistically. We think that most cross-media web applications use far too much Unix, and not enough Rails. The capacity to enable intuitively leads to the capability to revolutionize robustly. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our user-defined infomediaries and simple operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. What does it really mean to synthesize "transparently"? We will augment our power to revolutionize without devaluing our power to target. What does it really mean to generate "vertically"? We think that most holistic splash pages use far too much J2EE, and not enough Java. Imagine a combination of IIS and J2EE. A company that can redefine fiercely will (eventually) be able to disintermediate easily. The applications factor can be summed up in one word: customer-defined. We here at Interbiznet understand that it is better to cultivate intuitively than to whiteboard compellingly. We think that most short-term web applications use far too much CSS, and not enough PNG. We think we know that it is better to enable holistically than to maximize vertically. The markets factor is 24/7. What does it really mean to envisioneer "vertically"? What does it really mean to maximize "intra-extensibly"? Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and Rails. We invariably seize world-class strategic versioning. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's market conditions! Without appropriate mindshare, strategic, turn-key, next-generation web-enabled TQM are forced to become plug-and-play. It may seem astonishing, but it's true! We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our communities but our capability to optimize.