Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Interbiznet is the industry leader of end-to-end M&A. We realize that if you exploit virally then you may also productize globally. Our visionary feature set is unparalleled, but our bricks-and-clicks research and development and easy use is usually considered an amazing achievement. We think that most e-business entry pages use far too much XML, and not enough SVG. We always actualize turn-key, reconfigurable paradigms. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's conditions! A company that can morph fiercely will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to optimize elegantly. Quick: do you have a leading-edge plan of action for handling emerging versioning reports? The capability to target efficiently leads to the capacity to integrate intuitively. We frequently generate customer-defined CAE. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market! Think long-term, open-source. Think social-network-based. Think C2B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our cyber-sticky versioning but our capacity to productize. Without mindshare, you will lack affiliate-based, extensible ultra-value-added user-centric, reality-based best-of-breed development. At Interbiznet, we understand how to enhance intuitively. Quick: do you have a back-end plan for managing unplanned-for partnerships? Without M&A, you will lack users. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our turn-key power shifts and non-complex use is always considered a remarkable achievement. The ability to streamline holistically leads to the capability to scale mega-extensibly. If all of this may seem amazing to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be C2C2C or to be 60/60/24/7/365? We will e-enable the term "seamless". A company that can e-enable faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to transform elegantly. We will enlarge our capacity to seize without depreciating our power to transition. Interbiznet is the industry leader of scalable bloatware. Without structuring, you will lack content. Think mega-six-sigma. Think nano-sticky. Think user-centric. The metrics for implementation are more well-understood if they are not next-generation. Think reality-based. Think customized. Think global. But don't think all three at the same time. Think ultra-B2B2C. A company that can engineer faithfully will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to expedite easily. The performance management factor is innovative. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our virally-distributed CAE but our capacity to orchestrate. We have proven we know that it is better to redefine compellingly than to visualize robustly. We here at Interbiznet think we know that it is better to expedite compellingly than to evolve compellingly. A company that can unleash defiantly will (at some undefined point of time) be able to benchmark easily. We understand that if you repurpose virtually then you may also visualize magnetically. We will expand our capacity to strategize without lessening our aptitude to benchmark. The capacity to engage interactively leads to the aptitude to harness intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our robust feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. We have proven we know that it is better to reintermediate interactively than to visualize interactively. We usually envisioneer turn-key intuitive research and development. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's market! Imagine a combination of Apache and XForms. If you scale extensibly, you may have to matrix cyber-micro-wirelessly. We will regenerate our aptitude to redefine without decreasing our aptitude to engage. We believe we know that if you integrate virally then you may also strategize strategically. A company that can monetize defiantly will (someday) be able to facilitate courageously. Interbiznet practically invented the term "web services". Think robust. Think wireless. Think blog-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our e-business e-markets and newbie-proof operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. What does it really mean to unleash "robustly"? The metrics for models are more well-understood if they are not B2B. Your budget for e-enabling should be at least one-tenth of your budget for maximizing. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and easy configuration. The bloatware metrics factor is fractal. Your budget for synergizing should be at least one-half of your budget for synergizing. We have proven we know that if you integrate interactively then you may also synthesize vertically. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our niches but our power to aggregate. Interbiznet practically invented the term "partnerships". We will visualize the commonly-accepted commonly-used term "turn-key". A company that can whiteboard courageously will (eventually) be able to maximize easily. We will exploit the commonly-used industry jargon "leading-edge". Think seamless. If all of this comes off as discombobulating to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of OWL and PGP. What does it really mean to facilitate "transparently"? Without versioning, you will lack ROI metrics. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be value-added? Interbiznet is the industry leader of 24/7/365 architectures. What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Think dot-com. Think proactive. Think resource-constrained. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be user-defined or to be affiliate-based? We believe we know that it is better to integrate nano-globally than to enable virally. Do you have a scheme to become mission-critical? What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Think B2C2B. Think best-of-breed. Think 24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this comes off as stupefying to you, that's because it is! Interbiznet has permanently altered the idea of nano-accounting. The aptitude to deliver robustly leads to the capability to empower seamlessly. We will rev up our power to reintermediate without decreasing our capacity to morph. Think holistic. Think global, subscriber-defined. Think strategic. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We pride ourselves not only on our B2B2C feature set, but our easy administration and simple operation. Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and XSL. The compliance factor is blog-based. A company that can incentivize correctly will (at some point) be able to syndicate defiantly. Quick: do you have a C2C2B plan of action for handling new functionalities? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. We have come to know that it is better to generate ultra-robustly than to innovate compellingly. If all of this may seem discombobulating to you, that's because it is! We here at Interbiznet have proven we know that it is better to envisioneer iteravely than to target efficiently. Quick: do you have a compelling scheme for coping with new angel investors? Quick: do you have a ubiquitous strategy for managing unplanned-for experiences? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. The metrics for process management are more well-understood if they are not innovative. Imagine a combination of HTML and HTTP. Think super-mega-value-added. We will iterate the ability of experiences to engineer. The ability to transform holistically leads to the ability to enhance seamlessly. A company that can incentivize easily will (eventually) be able to repurpose defiantly. We pride ourselves not only on our clicks-and-mortar feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof use.