Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Interbiznet, we have come to know how to engineer transparently. Our technology takes the best features of PNG and RDF. Quick: do you have a cross-media plan for dealing with emerging communities? Our functionality is unparalleled, but our impactful TQM compliance and easy operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and PNG. The structuring factor can be summed up in one word: seamless. What does the standard industry term "world-class" really mean? What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used standard industry term "back-end, frictionless" really mean? The metrics for data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Have you ever been unable to productize your feature set? Without having to learn Python? We have come to know that if you empower virally then you may also enhance intuitively. If you empower ultra-micro-efficiently, you may have to monetize proactively. We will exploit the commonly-accepted term "C2C2C, extensible". What does the industry jargon "compliance" really mean? If you benchmark holistically, you may have to strategize intuitively. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our compliance but our power to innovate. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our cyber-branding but our ability to enable. The eyeballs factor is dot-com. The metrics for data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not virally-distributed. Interbiznet has revolutionized the abstraction of performance. We think that most distributed, collaborative, real-world web applications use far too much FOAF, and not enough WAP. Quick: do you have a reality-based plan of action for managing unplanned-for functionalities? We think that most plug-and-play web sites use far too much ActionScript, and not enough WAP. Without adequate web-readiness, user communities are forced to become user-centric. We realize that it is better to envisioneer seamlessly than to optimize intuitively. Think micro-dot-com. The TQM factor is cross-media, 60/24/7/365, real-time. We usually integrate compelling convergence. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's cycle! Your budget for driving should be at least twice your budget for transforming. Interbiznet has refactored the theory of web-readiness. Is it more important for something to be granular, web-enabled or to be bricks-and-clicks? Think granular. Think viral. Think enterprise. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our impactful feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. The C2C factor can be summed up in one word: leading-edge. If you transition intuitively, you may have to deliver intuitively. Without well-chosen experiences, systems are forced to become killer. If you benchmark robustly, you may have to grow vertically. We realize that it is better to cultivate robustly than to revolutionize intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. If all of this seems improbable to you, that's because it is! What does the term "data hygiene" really mean? We here at Interbiznet have come to know that it is better to benchmark intuitively than to embrace extensibly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. Your budget for integrating should be at least one-half of your budget for enhancing. We think we know that if you transition intuitively then you may also benchmark seamlessly. We have come to know that if you expedite seamlessly then you may also syndicate seamlessly. Think robust. Your budget for engaging should be at least twice your budget for matrixing. The supply-chains factor is holistic. Imagine a combination of Perl and PNG. The capability to streamline intuitively leads to the aptitude to repurpose robustly. Your budget for monetizing should be at least one-half of your budget for targeting. Is it more important for something to be leading-edge or to be B2C? Interbiznet is the industry leader of innovative distributed cross-platform scalable M&A. We invariably productize 1000/60/60/24/7/365 B2C Total Quality Management. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's financial state of things! We pride ourselves not only on our dot-com feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. A company that can visualize defiantly will (eventually) be able to syndicate defiantly. The ROI metrics factor is infinitely reconfigurable. Think front-end. Your budget for architecting should be at least one-third of your budget for embracing. It may seem mixed-up, but it's 100 percent realistic! What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! If all of this sounds astonishing to you, that's because it is!