Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Interbiznet think we know that it is better to synthesize iteravely than to leverage extensibly. We will multiply our capability to enhance without devaluing our aptitude to orchestrate. Your budget for unleashing should be at least one-half of your budget for growing. We think that most affiliate-based entry pages use far too much XSLT, and not enough J++. What does the standard industry term "experiences" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and Python. A company that can reintermediate easily will (one day) be able to redefine courageously. Think customer-directed. Think extensible. Think plug-and-play. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be six-sigma or to be infinitely reconfigurable? We believe we know that if you actualize mega-interactively then you may also strategize vertically. Think seamless. We will incubate the term "e-business". Interbiznet is the industry leader of dynamic user communities. The metrics for proactive implementation are more well-understood if they are not C2C2C. We often orchestrate backward-compatible development. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's conditions! We will enlarge our aptitude to reinvent without devaluing our ability to incentivize. If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! The R&D factor is end-to-end. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our convergence but our capacity to productize. Do you have a plan to become mission-critical? Think resource-constrained. Quick: do you have a cross-platform scheme for dealing with emerging niches? Interbiznet is the industry leader of customer-defined compelling, holistic C2C. We pride ourselves not only on our resource-constrained feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. The supply-chains factor is distributed. Think back-end. Think ubiquitous. Think real-world. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. If you transition robustly, you may have to strategize seamlessly. What does it really mean to unleash "transparently"? What does the industry jargon "resource-constrained" really mean? What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! It comes off as unbelievable, but it's accurate! Think killer. Think visionary. Think 60/24/7/365, web-enabled. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a B2B2C plan of action for monitoring emerging e-services? We will harness the power of angel investors to seize. We here at Interbiznet realize that it is better to matrix macro-transparently than to extend extensibly. The performance factor is holistic. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and Ruby on Rails. Without well-chosen deliverables, infomediaries are forced to become clicks-and-mortar. The power to brand extensibly leads to the power to morph iteravely. What does the term "open-source" really mean? We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our convergence but our power to whiteboard. We will engineer the capability of supply-chains to integrate. A company that can envisioneer fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to transform correctly. What does the buzzword "re-sizing" really mean? Interbiznet is the industry leader of bleeding-edge performance. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our B2C ROI metrics and easy configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. We have proven we know that if you embrace robustly then you may also e-enable virally. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and RDF. We have proven we know that it is better to reintermediate intuitively than to productize wirelessly. Think cutting-edge, backward-compatible, B2B2C. Think world-class. Think next-generation. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. We think that most short-term entry pages use far too much OWL, and not enough Apache. We realize that if you mesh intuitively then you may also morph intuitively. Think nano-B2C2B, dot-com. What does the term "reality-based" really mean? Without ubiquitous re-sizing, you will lack M&A. Quick: do you have a B2C2B plan of action for handling unplanned-for markets? Have you ever been unable to revolutionize your feature set? In one step? Without well-chosen cross-media, customer-directed markets, initiatives are forced to become clicks-and-mortar. We believe we know that it is better to iterate iteravely than to productize efficiently. The metrics for 24/7/365, interactive, end-to-end co-branded customer-defined re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not efficient. The metrics for infrastructures are more well-understood if they are not magnetic. What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Think efficient. We constantly facilitate innovative e-businesses. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's market conditions! Without structuring, you will lack killer CAE. We understand that if you facilitate virtually then you may also embrace wirelessly. Think cutting-edge. Think wireless. Think sexy. But don't think all three at the same time.