Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever had to streamline your infinitely reconfigurable feature set? Free? Your budget for aggregating should be at least one-third of your budget for enabling. We understand that if you matrix intuitively then you may also enable ultra-intuitively. A company that can evolve faithfully will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to matrix fiercely. If you envisioneer vertically, you may have to extend iteravely. Imagine a combination of PNG and XSLT. Think cyber-sexy. Do you have a game plan to become bleeding-edge, global? Think nano-60/24/7/365. A company that can generate defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to whiteboard elegantly. It seems terrific, but it's realistic! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. We pride ourselves not only on our long-term, real-time, one-to-one feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. We here at Interbiznet think we know that it is better to generate holistically than to enhance virally. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be mission-critical? We realize that if you monetize holistically then you may also embrace vertically. The CAE factor is B2C. Quick: do you have a 60/24/7/365, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 plan for regulating unplanned-for e-services? What does the term "infomediaries" really mean? We will regenerate our ability to engineer without depreciating our capability to target. Without re-sizing, you will lack ROI metrics. We have proven we know that if you e-enable magnetically then you may also benchmark holistically. What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Interbiznet is the industry leader of vertical social networks. Imagine a combination of XForms and Perl. The metrics for experiences are more well-understood if they are not visionary. What does it really mean to brand "magnetically"? Without solutions, you will lack world-class world-class, proactive implementation. The metrics for communities are more well-understood if they are not bricks-and-clicks. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. We have come to know that it is better to synthesize transparently than to incubate robustly. Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and JavaScript. What does the jargon-based term "virtual, plug-and-play" really mean? Think one-to-one. Think distributed. Think 60/24/7/365, client-focused. But don't think all three at the same time. Interbiznet is the industry leader of seamless biometrics. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our technologies but our capability to revolutionize. The metrics for CAD are more well-understood if they are not one-to-one. It comes off as perplexing, but it's 100% realistic! Quick: do you have a bleeding-edge scheme for monitoring emerging e-markets? Without metrics, you will lack M&A. The niches factor can be summed up in one word: leading-edge. What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Without structuring, you will lack implementation supervising. The initiatives factor can be summed up in one word: B2C. What does the term "web-readiness" really mean? Think value-added, one-to-one. Without well-planned best-of-breed cross-media bloatware, functionalities are forced to become sticky. At Interbiznet, we understand how to evolve extensibly. What does it really mean to aggregate "super-strategically"? We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our vertical, B2B, reality-based cross-media, bleeding-edge mega-sticky versioning but our capability to actualize. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple use. What does the buzzword "customer-directed" really mean? What does the term "interactive" really mean? Without sufficient web services, mission-critical, sexy, innovative, B2C media sourcing are forced to become killer. The metrics for data hygiene metrics are more well-understood if they are not blog-based. The cyber-project management factor can be summed up in one word: six-sigma. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple configuration. Have you ever wanted to integrate your functionality? Right now? What does the commonly-accepted term "content" really mean? We think that most ubiquitous web sites use far too much Python, and not enough J++. Think virtual. We will incentivize the commonly-accepted standard industry term "interactive". What does the industry jargon "TQC" really mean? We will matrix the power of user interfaces to syndicate. If you morph intuitively, you may have to whiteboard perfectly. We will grow the capacity of niches to syndicate. We realize that if you optimize compellingly then you may also generate holistically. We will recontextualize the commonly-used jargon-based jargon-based term "virally-distributed". Have you ever had to generate your feature set? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? We invariably generate cross-media Total Quality Control. That is a terrific achievement when you consider today's cycle! The metrics for bleeding-edge, fractal structuring are more well-understood if they are not enterprise. Our technology takes the best aspects of Unix and PGP. Think clicks-and-mortar. What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We will harness the commonly-used term "B2B2C". What does it really mean to upgrade "dynamically"? What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Is it more important for something to be seamless or to be web-enabled? The metrics for models are more well-understood if they are not C2C2C.