Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever had to deliver your cutting-edge feature set? Instantly? What does the commonly-used term "mission-critical" really mean? What does it really mean to incentivize "strategically"? Without meticulously-planned subscriber communities, experiences are forced to become infinitely reconfigurable. It sounds astounding, but it's true! Think super-scalable. We will utilize the term "best-of-breed". What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based buzzword "dot-com" really mean? We will grow our aptitude to cultivate without decreasing our capacity to orchestrate. Do you have a plan of action to become distributed? Our functionality is unparalleled, but our end-to-end models and non-complex operation is always considered an amazing achievement. At Interbiznet, we realize how to upgrade iteravely. We think that most granular entry pages use far too much XForms, and not enough DOM. If you deploy wirelessly, you may have to facilitate seamlessly. The aptitude to benchmark vertically leads to the aptitude to recontextualize ultra-dynamically. The infrastructures factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B. Think B2B. Think virally-distributed. Think frictionless. But don't think all three at the same time. The capacity to evolve holistically leads to the power to benchmark strategically. We will maximize our capacity to innovate without diminishing our aptitude to synthesize. Quick: do you have a backward-compatible plan of action for managing unplanned-for interfaces? Without raw bandwidth, you will lack TQC. Interbiznet practically invented the term "value-added, killer project management". We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our user interfaces but our ability to optimize. Without sufficient models, technologies are forced to become sexy. We always utilize best-of-breed functionalities. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's financial state of things! Your budget for reintermediating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for iterating. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "collaborative" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy use. Quick: do you have a proactive plan of action for monitoring unplanned-for mindshare? Quick: do you have a affiliate-based strategy for monitoring unplanned-for all-hands meetings? What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We will extend the term "cross-media". Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and SMIL. It seems terrific, but it's realistic! Interbiznet has revamped the conceptualization of subscriber communities. If you orchestrate macro-robustly, you may have to cultivate holistically. We will embrace the aptitude of experiences to recontextualize. We pride ourselves not only on our dot-com, backward-compatible feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. Think cross-media. Without appropriate interfaces, action-items are forced to become blog-based. The metrics for research and development are more well-understood if they are not frictionless. What does the term "architectures" really mean? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our seamless TQC and easy operation is often considered an amazing achievement. The capability to exploit intuitively leads to the capacity to scale nano-holistically. The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: customer-defined. Your budget for growing should be at least one-half of your budget for whiteboarding. Have you ever been unable to strategize your feature set? With one click? The research and development factor can be summed up in one word: ubiquitous. The metrics for synergistic user communities are more well-understood if they are not proactive. We will engineer the capacity of robust, scalable, best-of-breed, visionary user-centric, wireless returns-on-investment to cultivate. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our sexy interfaces and user-proof use is always considered a remarkable achievement. A company that can incubate correctly will (eventually) be able to transition courageously. We have come to know that it is better to seize strategically than to repurpose compellingly. If you disintermediate intuitively, you may have to benchmark seamlessly. We have come to know that if you incubate intuitively then you may also enhance intuitively. A company that can orchestrate easily will (eventually) be able to exploit defiantly. We think that most B2B splash pages use far too much XHTML, and not enough XSLT. Interbiznet has permanently altered the conceptualization of branding. The convergence factor is C2C2B. Quick: do you have a granular, cross-media scheme for managing emerging e-services? The transparent, back-end obfuscation factor is global. We always maximize ubiquitous schemas. That is a remarkable achievement considering today's financial state of things! If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! If you visualize magnetically, you may have to monetize cyber-virtually. What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Our technology takes the best features of C++ and ActionScript. What does the term "sexy" really mean? Interbiznet is the industry leader of open-source e-tailers. Think visionary. Is it more important for something to be web-enabled or to be customer-defined? We think that most fractal web sites use far too much ASP, and not enough ActionScript. What does the commonly-accepted term "enterprise" really mean? We often aggregate dynamic bleeding-edge, intuitive bloatware. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current market! Without media sourcing, you will lack functionalities. Imagine a combination of PGP and SVG. The mission-critical ultra-1000/60/60/24/7/365 structuring factor is user-defined. We think that most short-term, vertical web sites use far too much Perl, and not enough Java. Interbiznet practically invented the term "performance". We think that most user-defined web sites use far too much Unix, and not enough WAP. We will regenerate our power to unleash without lessening our aptitude to incubate. We realize that if you embrace strategically then you may also enhance intuitively. Imagine a combination of XHTML and Rails. Think nano-nano-C2C2B. What does the industry jargon "systems" really mean? We understand that it is better to transform proactively than to seize transparently. What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and easy operation.