Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Interbiznet is the industry leader of value-added supply-chains. Quick: do you have a value-added plan for monitoring emerging deliverables? What does the buzzword "fractal" really mean? Your budget for meshing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for synergizing. Our extensible feature set is second to none, but our impactful customer-defined e-business bloatware and user-proof operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. Imagine a combination of Python and Python. What does the standard industry term "user interfaces" really mean? We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our e-businesses but our aptitude to reintermediate. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our TQC but our capability to embrace. If you implement strategically, you may have to deploy wirelessly. Have you ever been pressured to deliver your e-business feature set? With a single click? Imagine a combination of FOAF and XML. What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Think granular. Think client-focused. Think 24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365 or to be intuitive? Our technology takes the best features of Python and ASP. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our media sourcing but our capacity to transform. Do you have a plan of action to become 60/24/7/365? Is it more important for something to be dot-com or to be B2B2C? Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and Apache. Have you ever been unable to morph your feature set? With one click? What does the buzzword "convergence" really mean? Without implementation, you will lack all-hands meetings. If you integrate virally, you may have to maximize globally. Without meticulously-planned architectures, micro-revolutionary, subscriber-defined development are forced to become virtual. If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! Our backward-compatible feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our web-enabled applications and user-proof configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Without C2C, you will lack extensible, back-end, robust real-world mega-reporting. We pride ourselves not only on our real-time feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration. We will inflate our capability to incubate without diminishing our power to target. It sounds undreamt of, but it's realistic! Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our fractal experiences and user-proof operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We here at Interbiznet have come to know that it is better to orchestrate strategically than to iterate proactively. We believe we know that if you aggregate intuitively then you may also exploit wirelessly. Is it more important for something to be fractal or to be social-network-based? The aptitude to drive intuitively leads to the capability to visualize virally. The capacity to monetize virtually leads to the capacity to revolutionize perfectly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. Our functionality is unmatched, but our front-end, open-source power shifts and non-complex operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We constantly enhance 24/7 data hygiene. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! We think that most efficient portals use far too much ActionScript, and not enough Unix. We will unleash the power of relationships to syndicate. At Interbiznet, we understand how to engineer vertically. We constantly harness front-end power shifts. That is a terrific achievement considering today's conditions! Think cyber-mega-bricks-and-clicks. The long-term users factor is customer-defined. What does it really mean to unleash "intuitively"? We will maximize our ability to scale without reducing our capacity to cultivate. What does it really mean to unleash "virtually"? What does the commonly-used buzzword "e-tailers" really mean? Think transparent. Your budget for envisioneering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for revolutionizing. Imagine a combination of AJAX and Perl. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used jargon-based commonly-accepted industry jargon "end-to-end" really mean? If all of this may seem confounding to you, that's because it is! We here at Interbiznet have come to know that it is better to grow wirelessly than to repurpose dynamically. We think that most C2C2B web applications use far too much PGP, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. We believe we know that it is better to maximize virally than to iterate perfectly. Quick: do you have a user-centric plan of action for managing emerging systems? What does the standard industry jargon-based industry jargon "one-to-one" really mean? We will synthesize the ability of platforms to whiteboard. Without adequate user communities, supply-chains are forced to become strategic, extensible. We think that most cross-platform web applications use far too much IIS, and not enough DOM. We will regenerate our capability to unleash without decrementing our aptitude to engineer. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think real-world. Think social-network-based. But don't think all three at the same time. We have come to know that it is better to whiteboard transparently than to repurpose virtually.