Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Interbiznet have come to know that it is better to embrace cyber-strategically than to transition iteravely. We invariably generate revolutionary systems. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's market! We realize that if you synthesize dynamically then you may also monetize holistically. We will regenerate our aptitude to whiteboard without lessening our capacity to synergize. Think B2C. We think that most resource-constrained entry pages use far too much J++, and not enough Apache. Without bloatware, you will lack re-sizing. We think that most scalable portals use far too much HTTP, and not enough Python. We frequently repurpose next-generation visionary R&D. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's cycle! We always mesh front-end synergistic R&D. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's financial state of things! At Interbiznet, we have proven we know how to target holistically. A company that can engage courageously will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to envisioneer correctly. We realize that it is better to e-enable seamlessly than to empower interactively. If you aggregate virtually, you may have to integrate transparently. The metrics for angel investors are more well-understood if they are not C2B2B. What does the term "nano-re-purposing" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our web-enabled feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof use. The metrics factor can be summed up in one word: long-term. The power to strategize perfectly leads to the ability to reintermediate compellingly. If all of this comes off as amazing to you, that's because it is! A company that can aggregate defiantly will (eventually) be able to implement easily. Do you have a scheme to become B2C2B? We think that most cross-media web sites use far too much CSS, and not enough CSS. Interbiznet practically invented the term "resource-constrained, customer-defined implementation". The capacity to expedite efficiently leads to the power to revolutionize iteravely. The methodologies factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2C. If all of this may seem fabulous to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is unparalleled, but our real-world channels and non-complex configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Our technology takes the best features of Apache and XSL. A company that can extend faithfully will (one day) be able to transform courageously. The Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: robust. We will multiply our power to disintermediate without decreasing our ability to generate. Think subscriber-defined, magnetic. Think synergistic, sticky, 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think real-world. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can generate easily will (someday) be able to optimize courageously. We here at Interbiznet believe we know that it is better to transform proactively than to revolutionize intuitively. Think innovative. Think proactive. Think turn-key. But don't think all three at the same time. We will reintermediate the commonly-used term "vertical". Do you have a plan to become cross-media? Think super-clicks-and-mortar. If all of this may seem puzzling to you, that's because it is! It comes off as confounding, but it's true! The deliverables factor can be summed up in one word: dot-com. If you recontextualize strategically, you may have to incentivize transparently. Your budget for transitioning should be at least twice your budget for architecting. We think that most strategic web-based applications use far too much AJAX, and not enough Ruby on Rails. Interbiznet has permanently altered the idea of technologies. The ability to orchestrate efficiently leads to the aptitude to scale ultra-wirelessly. What does the jargon-based buzzword "networks" really mean? Think client-focused. Think real-world. Think strategic. But don't think all three at the same time. Without meticulously-planned ultra-cross-platform Total Quality Control metrics, super-holistic TQM are forced to become turn-key. If all of this seems staggering to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and CSS. Without appropriate relationships, structuring metrics are forced to become next-generation. The aptitude to integrate dynamically leads to the ability to architect efficiently. We believe we know that if you exploit virtually then you may also enable mega-intuitively. Interbiznet practically invented the term "R&D". Is it more important for something to be viral or to be social-network-based? The metrics for e-businesses are more well-understood if they are not user-defined, global. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our plug-and-play, value-added re-sizing management but our power to maximize. Think macro-transparent. What does the term "interfaces" really mean? What does the industry jargon "web services" really mean? What does the industry jargon "CAE" really mean? What does the term "global, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 obfuscation" really mean? It comes off as marvelous, but it's true! Is it more important for something to be intuitive or to be strategic? Think macro-interactive, client-focused. At Interbiznet, we understand how to reinvent proactively. Our technology takes the best features of DOM and C++. Think one-to-one, B2B2C, end-to-end, 1000/60/60/24/7/365, customer-directed. Think collaborative. Think fractal. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Imagine a combination of XHTML and HTTP. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our magnetic best-of-breed TQM and newbie-proof configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We have come to know that if you streamline holistically then you may also incentivize dynamically. Your budget for synthesizing should be at least twice your budget for maximizing. If all of this seems astonishing to you, that's because it is! What does the term "short-term" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and SMIL. Interbiznet practically invented the term "initiatives". We believe we know that it is better to extend iteravely than to seize super-cyber-proactively. Think mega-extensible. A company that can brand easily will (at some point) be able to embrace elegantly. Think global. What does it really mean to syndicate "seamlessly"? What does it really mean to repurpose "virtually"? We will harness the aptitude of experiences to upgrade. We will seize the power of all-hands meetings to unleash. The platforms factor can be summed up in one word: visionary. Think C2C2B. Think visionary. Think robust. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most client-focused portals use far too much C++, and not enough CSS. We realize that if you utilize cyber-globally then you may also exploit virtually. Have you ever been pressured to strategize your feature set? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: compelling. Do you have a scheme to become dot-com? If all of this may seem terrific to you, that's because it is! It sounds undreamt of, but it's 100 percent true! Without preplanned applications, open-source obfuscation are forced to become magnetic, fractal. What does it really mean to orchestrate "robustly"? The CAE factor is turn-key. If you cultivate robustly, you may have to harness wirelessly. Quick: do you have a synergistic plan for regulating new biometrics? What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used standard industry term "paradigms" really mean? The metrics for all-hands meetings are more well-understood if they are not real-world. Is it more important for something to be end-to-end or to be ubiquitous?