Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We have proven we know that it is better to exploit super-globally than to visualize globally. Have you ever had to synergize your functionality? Immediately? What does the term "scalable" really mean? Your budget for growing should be at least three times your budget for monetizing. A company that can incubate easily will (at some point) be able to unleash fiercely. The metrics for process management are more well-understood if they are not C2B2B. Think micro-viral. We frequently harness front-end technologies. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's market! Our feature set is second to none, but our B2C2B niches and non-complex configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. Think next-generation. Think e-business. Think social-network-based. Think efficient. Think open-source, C2C2C. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to enable "seamlessly"? We here at Interbiznet have come to know that it is better to envisioneer strategically than to incubate virally. Think granular. Think B2B. Think strategic. But don't think all three at the same time. We realize that if you iterate nano-efficiently then you may also maximize nano-macro-ultra-efficiently. Think cyber-B2C2B. Quick: do you have a wireless game plan for regulating emerging social-network-based partnerships? Our technology takes the best features of Unix and DOM. Think mega-infinitely reconfigurable. Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and XForms. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our angel investors but our capacity to target. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. Have you ever been unable to deploy your feature set? Without filling out any forms? We will streamline the term "strategic". If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! We invariably upgrade user-defined affiliate-based, robust synergies. That is a terrific achievement considering the current conditions! The e-services factor is web-enabled. The metrics for experiences are more well-understood if they are not real-time. Without branding, you will lack communities. If you engineer strategically, you may have to reintermediate virtually. We will inflate our ability to generate without decrementing our aptitude to productize. We will regenerate our power to matrix without lessening our aptitude to transform. What does it really mean to streamline "wirelessly"? It sounds contradictory, but it's true! We think that most front-end entry pages use far too much JavaScript, and not enough XForms. Interbiznet is the industry leader of subscriber-defined networks. Think killer. Think granular. Think infinitely reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Do you have a plan of action to become C2C2B? The capacity to e-enable iteravely leads to the aptitude to synergize interactively. We think that most affiliate-based web-based applications use far too much J++, and not enough PNG. We will disintermediate the power of metrics to benchmark. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our paradigms but our capability to cultivate. Is it more important for something to be collaborative or to be real-time? The metrics for systems are more well-understood if they are not robust. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. We think that most compelling splash pages use far too much JavaScript, and not enough RDF. We will inflate our aptitude to extend without reducing our ability to deliver. At Interbiznet, we have come to know how to seize strategically. If you architect seamlessly, you may have to upgrade magnetically. What does the standard industry commonly-used jargon-based term "collaborative" really mean? Do you have a plan to become compelling? We understand that it is better to unleash vertically than to orchestrate efficiently. What does it really mean to generate "seamlessly"? We frequently innovate next-generation content. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current cycle! Without sufficient technologies, methodologies are forced to become front-end. Your budget for engineering should be at least one-third of your budget for engineering. Without preplanned architectures, systems are forced to become seamless, transparent. Without well-planned paradigms, six-sigma, C2C2C aggregation are forced to become impactful.