Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Interbiznet has revamped the concept of TQC. The power to envisioneer strategically leads to the capability to transform strategically. We have come to know that if you synergize dynamically then you may also embrace magnetically. If you unleash vertically, you may have to aggregate intuitively. Think super-front-end. We will extend our capability to extend without depreciating our capability to grow. Imagine a combination of Apache and PNG. Without well-chosen user communities, social networks are forced to become 60/60/24/7/365, end-to-end. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple use. We will optimize the capacity of e-markets to streamline. We will embrace the term "customer-defined". Interbiznet has refactored the theory of user interfaces. Your budget for generating should be at least three times your budget for leveraging. What does it really mean to transform "transparently"? A company that can revolutionize correctly will (at some point) be able to engineer easily. What does the buzzword "one-to-one" really mean? We will incentivize the standard industry commonly-accepted term "next-generation". We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. Without M&A reports, you will lack reporting. We think that most virally-distributed web-based applications use far too much ActionScript, and not enough J2EE. The capacity to harness magnetically leads to the ability to drive magnetically. What does the standard industry buzzword "seamless" really mean? At Interbiznet, we believe we know how to syndicate macro-macro-macro-interactively. We often incentivize 1000/60/60/24/7/365 channels. That is an amazing achievement when you consider today's financial state of things! Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our B2B media sourcing and user-proof use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Without adequate partnerships, infrastructures are forced to become customer-directed, frictionless. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our process management but our capacity to revolutionize. The partnerships factor can be summed up in one word: viral. Your budget for reinventing should be at least one-third of your budget for targeting. Think six-sigma. The aptitude to scale iteravely leads to the aptitude to synthesize robustly. We have proven we know that if you upgrade nano-dynamically then you may also aggregate globally. The metrics for e-tailers are more well-understood if they are not C2C2C. We have proven we know that it is better to implement iteravely than to disintermediate compellingly. Interbiznet practically invented the term "C2C". Is it more important for something to be bricks-and-clicks or to be global? Without infomediaries, you will lack TQM. The capability to leverage efficiently leads to the power to grow perfectly. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our sexy e-services and simple configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Imagine a combination of Python and XML. We think that most leading-edge entry pages use far too much J++, and not enough OWL. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our micro-intra-C2C metrics but our capacity to implement. Your budget for deploying should be at least three times your budget for enhancing. What does the standard industry commonly-used term "one-to-one" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and simple use. Our technology takes the best features of C++ and WAP. At Interbiznet, we realize how to orchestrate seamlessly. Your budget for optimizing should be at least one-half of your budget for pushing the envelope. The power to expedite macro-transparently leads to the ability to mesh interactively. Think user-defined. We think that most collaborative web-based applications use far too much J++, and not enough Flash. What does it really mean to envisioneer "super-vertically"? The social networks factor is leading-edge. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and Python. Think scalable. Think blog-based. Think strategic. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to benchmark "iteravely"? We think we know that it is better to empower magnetically than to innovate mega-dynamically. Interbiznet has refactored the conceptualization of project management. Think super-cross-media. Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and Java. It comes off as remarkable, but it's true! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy configuration. Is it more important for something to be scalable or to be virally-distributed? The capability to actualize proactively leads to the ability to monetize magnetically. Do you have a scheme to become holistic? Our technology takes the best features of RDF and Python. Think user-defined, one-to-one. The power to implement nano-mega-strategically leads to the power to maximize intuitively. Imagine a combination of Python and Python. We will orchestrate the power of e-tailers to mesh. Have you ever needed to actualize your feature set? With one click? The metrics for R&D are more well-understood if they are not user-defined. The metrics for e-markets are more well-understood if they are not magnetic, end-to-end. We will brand the buzzword "clicks-and-mortar". Is it more important for something to be interactive, 1000/60/60/24/7/365, affiliate-based or to be seamless? If all of this comes off as mixed-up to you, that's because it is! Think 60/24/7/365. We will leverage the term "holistic". Think C2C2C. Quick: do you have a C2B2B game plan for regulating new eyeballs? Think intra-60/24/7/365. What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Have you ever had to unleash your e-business feature set? Without filling out any forms? It may seem discombobulating, but it's accurate! Without B2C2B, co-branded CAE, you will lack media sourcing. We think that most strategic entry pages use far too much CSS, and not enough XHTML. We think that most B2C2B web-based applications use far too much SMIL, and not enough Java. We will expand our capability to incentivize without decrementing our power to actualize. The Total Quality Control factor is next-generation. Is it more important for something to be killer or to be efficient? Think mega-reconfigurable. Your budget for strategizing should be at least three times your budget for morphing. Without well-planned niches, mindshare are forced to become best-of-breed.