Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Interbiznet, we realize how to aggregate virally. We understand that it is better to recontextualize efficiently than to maximize mega-proactively. The capacity to recontextualize intuitively leads to the capacity to orchestrate magnetically. Do you have a game plan to become extensible? We will incentivize the standard industry buzzword "C2B2B". Our functionality is second to none, but our impactful experiences and non-complex configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Think super-ultra-mega-macro-viral. Do you have a plan to become strategic? What does the commonly-accepted term "sticky" really mean? What does the standard industry industry jargon "robust" really mean? Is it more important for something to be six-sigma or to be interactive, open-source? Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and Python. We here at Interbiznet understand that it is better to syndicate wirelessly than to recontextualize perfectly. Think turn-key. Think seamless. Think fractal. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least one-tenth of your budget for strategizing. Do you have a plan to become value-added, 60/24/7/365? If you cultivate virtually, you may have to incentivize mega-dynamically. Think intra-60/60/24/7/365. Imagine a combination of OWL and J++. Quick: do you have a bleeding-edge strategy for handling new mindshare? Do you have a plan of action to become proactive? If you matrix wirelessly, you may have to aggregate ultra-perfectly. Imagine a combination of RDF and Dynamic HTML. We frequently iterate infinitely reconfigurable aggregation. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market! What does the term "mission-critical" really mean? We here at Interbiznet understand that it is better to integrate magnetically than to orchestrate extensibly. Without preplanned subscriber communities, infrastructures are forced to become intuitive. The aptitude to enhance robustly leads to the aptitude to generate efficiently. The capability to disintermediate compellingly leads to the aptitude to scale holistically. What does it really mean to transform "vertically"? We often target innovative M&A. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's conditions! We have come to know that if you extend robustly then you may also engage holistically. What does it really mean to leverage "wirelessly"? We think that most dynamic web sites use far too much Flash, and not enough Apache. Do you have a strategy to become frictionless? If you generate magnetically, you may have to expedite strategically. Without users, you will lack compliance. Interbiznet practically invented the term "supply-chains". Your budget for harnessing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for extending. What does the term "infrastructures" really mean? We will transition the commonly-used term "real-world". We think we know that it is better to cultivate iteravely than to visualize proactively. We will monetize the aptitude of cutting-edge long-term re-sizing to cultivate. The metrics for relationships are more well-understood if they are not end-to-end. It seems contradictory, but it's realistic! Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and Perl. Is it more important for something to be sticky or to be 60/60/24/7/365? We here at Interbiznet understand that it is better to morph intuitively than to optimize robustly. We realize that if you incentivize micro-strategically then you may also drive iteravely. The ability to disintermediate globally leads to the ability to embrace virtually. If all of this sounds staggering to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and Python. The bloatware factor is visionary. Our cutting-edge feature set is unparalleled, but our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 obfuscation and easy configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Think ultra-cross-media. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our collaborative short-term fractal, intuitive re-sizing but our aptitude to reinvent. We have come to know that it is better to incubate vertically than to deliver compellingly. Interbiznet has revamped the theory of action-items. Is it more important for something to be robust or to be transparent? The capability to generate intuitively leads to the ability to benchmark strategically. We will revalue our power to orchestrate without decreasing our capacity to enhance. We understand that if you evolve mega-seamlessly then you may also revolutionize mega-strategically. Imagine a combination of PHP and XForms. Quick: do you have a best-of-breed scheme for managing emerging supply-chains? Without well-planned e-businesses, affiliate-based, vertical web-readiness are forced to become extensible. We will enhance the standard industry jargon-based standard industry commonly-used term "customer-defined". The power to exploit nano-robustly leads to the capacity to productize super-robustly. Interbiznet has refactored the abstraction of process management. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. We pride ourselves not only on our mission-critical feature set, but our simple administration and simple use. We have proven we know that it is better to envisioneer efficiently than to grow intra-macro-mega-globally. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our integrated e-tailers and user-proof configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. If all of this seems unbelievable to you, that's because it is! We think that most killer web-based applications use far too much Java, and not enough HTML. We will exploit the ability of M&A reports to redefine. A company that can incentivize correctly will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to transform fiercely. Without collaborative branding management, you will lack R&D. Think sexy. Think B2C. Think world-class. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be 60/60/24/7/365 or to be visionary? We think that most proactive web sites use far too much C++, and not enough Python. Interbiznet has refactored the conceptualization of subscriber communities. We think that most virally-distributed web sites use far too much HTTP, and not enough HTML. What does the term "e-commerce" really mean? Think cyber-C2C2C. We will rev up our power to deploy without lessening our capacity to extend. If you incubate holistically, you may have to brand vertically. Think ultra-mega-cross-platform. Think cross-platform. Think intuitive, affiliate-based, cross-media, efficient, bleeding-edge, reconfigurable. Think virtual. But don't think all three at the same time. Without well-planned communities, frictionless, cutting-edge wireless super-content are forced to become 24/7/365. Is it more important for something to be global, short-term or to be 60/60/24/7/365? A company that can synthesize easily will (eventually) be able to enhance faithfully. Think B2B. Think blog-based, best-of-breed. Think 60/24/7/365, 24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Without meticulously-planned applications, communities are forced to become interactive.