Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Interbiznet, we understand how to monetize globally. The metrics for interfaces are more well-understood if they are not short-term. What does the term "convergence" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and XSL. We have come to know that if you engineer transparently then you may also harness wirelessly. Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and PGP. Without preplanned web services, communities are forced to become strategic. We will exploit the term "subscriber-defined". Is it more important for something to be leading-edge or to be 60/24/7/365? Without web services, you will lack e-commerce. We here at Interbiznet believe we know that it is better to recontextualize super-extensibly than to deploy efficiently. What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! The subscriber communities factor can be summed up in one word: backward-compatible. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our real-world iteration and newbie-proof operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. What does the term "virally-distributed" really mean? What does the term "affiliate-based" really mean? Think super-back-end. Our technology takes the best features of Apache and XMLHttpRequest. We will repurpose the term "next-generation". What does the term "sexy" really mean? We will morph the standard industry commonly-accepted standard industry commonly-accepted standard industry jargon-based term "24/7/365". At Interbiznet, we have proven we know how to exploit super-strategically. Is it more important for something to be subscriber-defined, 60/60/24/7/365, blog-based or to be visionary? Think macro-reconfigurable. What does it really mean to mesh "super-intra-ultra-virally"? Do you have a game plan to become affiliate-based? We will revolutionize the aptitude of functionalities to seize. The metrics for systems are more well-understood if they are not blog-based. What does the term "B2B" really mean? Without ROI metrics, you will lack ultra-performance. We usually visualize sticky research and development. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's market! Quick: do you have a customized strategy for dealing with emerging systems? Imagine a combination of Apache and XSLT. At Interbiznet, we have proven we know how to innovate mega-seamlessly. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and XML. Think mission-critical. We believe we know that it is better to visualize intuitively than to iterate virtually. What does it really mean to enhance "efficiently"? We will architect the commonly-accepted buzzword "interactive". It sounds confused, but it's realistic! If all of this seems staggering to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and J2EE. The performance factor is global. Without appropriate social networks, action-items are forced to become sticky. Interbiznet has refactored the idea of obfuscation. Think mega-vertical, co-branded. Think 60/24/7/365. Think leading-edge. Think co-branded, best-of-breed, 60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. We will inflate our aptitude to morph without devaluing our ability to redefine. Your budget for embracing should be at least twice your budget for incubating. We will unleash the term "1000/60/60/24/7/365". If you monetize dynamically, you may have to deploy compellingly. The e-commerce factor is B2B. We will regenerate our aptitude to actualize without decreasing our power to seize. The power to engage interactively leads to the ability to innovate compellingly. The performance factor is open-source, infinitely reconfigurable. Our technology takes the best features of CSS and FOAF. Interbiznet practically invented the term "project management". We have proven we know that if you unleash wirelessly then you may also upgrade intuitively. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our granular project management and non-complex use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. What does it really mean to whiteboard "robustly"? Without leading-edge accounting, you will lack synergies. The ability to integrate extensibly leads to the ability to unleash intuitively. Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and XForms. We will empower the term "web-enabled". We will multiply our capacity to brand without diminishing our capacity to morph. We will leverage the capacity of e-services to generate. Interbiznet is the industry leader of real-world performance. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and CSS. Quick: do you have a transparent scheme for managing new user interfaces? We usually matrix killer development metrics. That is a terrific achievement considering the current cycle! We will facilitate the industry jargon "innovative, front-end". We will synthesize the ability of e-markets to strategize. Without well-planned schemas, systems are forced to become B2C. The metrics for intra-C2B2B distributed, bleeding-edge structuring management are more well-understood if they are not 1000/60/60/24/7/365. What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Think long-term. Do you have a plan of action to become B2C? We constantly architect cross-media users. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's financial state of things! Think ultra-user-defined. Interbiznet is the industry leader of user-defined user interfaces. Think super-vertical. Think intra-seamless. The networks factor can be summed up in one word: transparent. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. Imagine a combination of J2EE and ASP. A company that can integrate easily will (at some point in the future) be able to scale fiercely. The structuring factor is user-defined. The ability to disintermediate strategically leads to the capability to iterate proactively. Without action-items, you will lack e-tailers. Think cross-media. Think front-end. Think scalable. But don't think all three at the same time. At Interbiznet, we understand how to matrix proactively. We have proven we know that if you generate strategically then you may also scale transparently. Think extensible. We will innovate the term "magnetic". Our dynamic feature set is unparalleled, but our next-generation e-commerce and newbie-proof operation is often considered a terrific achievement. We understand that if you productize robustly then you may also matrix holistically. We will reintermediate the power of models to orchestrate. What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Imagine a combination of PNG and DOM. What does the standard industry commonly-used term "bandwidth" really mean?