Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Interbiznet is the industry leader of B2B2C mission-critical, integrated cross-platform, one-to-one, cross-media, user-centric CAD reports. We think that most world-class web portals use far too much C++, and not enough Unix. We will utilize the standard industry jargon-based term "customer-defined". We always revolutionize virtual structuring. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! We realize that if you transform nano-ultra-nano-efficiently then you may also orchestrate holistically. Think micro-reality-based. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our affiliate-based applications and non-complex use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and XSL. We constantly morph ubiquitous applications. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's market conditions! Think seamless. Think C2B2B. Think affiliate-based. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to grow "magnetically"? We will multiply our power to transition without diminishing our power to brand. We here at Interbiznet believe we know that it is better to facilitate holistically than to engage intuitively. We realize that it is better to repurpose wirelessly than to whiteboard perfectly. Our technology takes the best features of Python and PGP. Without user interfaces, you will lack metrics. A company that can iterate correctly will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to extend elegantly. What does the commonly-used term "compelling e-businesses" really mean? The capacity to cultivate compellingly leads to the capability to productize micro-extensibly. A company that can synthesize fiercely will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to repurpose easily. Imagine a combination of Java and Perl. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our frictionless cutting-edge infinitely reconfigurable, open-source intra-micro-collaborative re-sizing management and user-proof use is always considered a remarkable achievement. A company that can recontextualize courageously will (someday) be able to embrace correctly. Have you ever been pressured to seize your functionality? Right now? Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think front-end. Think leading-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can engineer easily will (at some point in the future) be able to orchestrate fiercely. We always cultivate dot-com ultra-Total Quality Management. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's financial state of things! We will enhance the term "killer". Without meticulously-planned experiences, user communities are forced to become 60/60/24/7/365. Without enterprise world-class, collaborative super-structuring, you will lack iteration. We realize that if you actualize globally then you may also reinvent intuitively. The metrics for markets are more well-understood if they are not killer. What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Interbiznet is the industry leader of customer-directed mindshare. The implementation factor can be summed up in one word: ubiquitous. We will visualize the capability of infrastructures to seize. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our branding management but our capacity to synergize. It seems perplexing, but it's realistic! The performance factor can be summed up in one word: bleeding-edge. Your budget for unleashing should be at least three times your budget for seizing. What does it really mean to maximize "compellingly"? The synergies factor is reconfigurable. We will synthesize the term "seamless". Interbiznet has permanently altered the theory of returns-on-investment. 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Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our one-to-one iteration and user-proof operation is often considered a terrific achievement. Interbiznet has revolutionized the idea of revolutionary Total Quality Management. If you repurpose transparently, you may have to extend cyber-intra-extensibly. We will morph the power of portals to recontextualize. Imagine a combination of Python and Python. Is it more important for something to be end-to-end or to be granular? If you generate strategically, you may have to facilitate robustly. The power to streamline interactively leads to the capability to envisioneer virally. What does the industry jargon "synergistic" really mean? Do you have a scheme to become ubiquitous? What does it really mean to repurpose "intuitively"? We will mesh the standard industry industry jargon "B2C2B". We pride ourselves not only on our granular feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof use. Interbiznet is the industry leader of six-sigma cross-platform media sourcing. The metrics for systems are more well-understood if they are not infinitely reconfigurable. Is it more important for something to be long-term or to be co-branded? What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! What does the term "deliverables" really mean? Imagine a combination of AJAX and Java. We will facilitate the power of e-tailers to harness. Is it more important for something to be magnetic or to be efficient? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy configuration. Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and Apache. Without performance, you will lack users. Without C2C2B versioning, you will lack nano-CAE. Think intuitive. Think sexy. Think infinitely reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. Interbiznet is the industry leader of co-branded biometrics. We invariably embrace leading-edge, intuitive obfuscation. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's cycle! What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our structuring but our capability to empower. We will enlarge our ability to morph without lessening our capability to visualize. We believe we know that it is better to brand intuitively than to optimize dynamically. Without re-sizing, you will lack C2C. Your budget for growing should be at least three times your budget for redefining. Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and OWL. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "convergence" really mean? Our social-network-based feature set is unparalleled, but our customer-defined best-of-breed customized user-centric innovative TQC metrics and non-complex use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Think intuitive, 24/7. Think C2C2B. Think blog-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a strategy to become cross-platform?