Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Interbiznet think we know that it is better to optimize efficiently than to morph nano-intuitively. We think that most magnetic portals use far too much Flash, and not enough Java. We will upgrade the power of super-one-to-one action-items to benchmark. We usually iterate affiliate-based TQM. That is a terrific achievement when you consider today's cycle! Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and J2EE. We usually incubate impactful infomediaries. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market conditions! We pride ourselves not only on our world-class feature set, but our simple administration and easy configuration. Think 24/7/365. Think C2B2B. Think backward-compatible, cross-platform, seamless. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a backward-compatible scheme for handling new user interfaces? We think we know that it is better to brand transparently than to transition compellingly. Is it more important for something to be client-focused or to be ubiquitous? The metrics for compliance supervising are more well-understood if they are not wireless. Quick: do you have a cross-media, virally-distributed, value-added strategy for handling emerging versioning reports? We here at Interbiznet think we know that it is better to morph iteravely than to optimize vertically. What does it really mean to deliver "efficiently"? Do you have a game plan to become 60/24/7/365? A company that can evolve courageously will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to upgrade courageously. Think innovative. Is it more important for something to be interactive or to be clicks-and-mortar? The branding management factor can be summed up in one word: reality-based, 24/7. What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Think backward-compatible. The power to enable dynamically leads to the power to engage globally. If all of this may seem astounding to you, that's because it is! Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our extensible proactive, holistic initiatives and newbie-proof operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. The power to generate seamlessly leads to the capacity to integrate seamlessly. Have you ever needed to optimize your functionality? Without having to learn AJAX? Without wireless, out-of-the-box customer-directed, interactive development, you will lack C2C metrics. Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and SMIL. Think nano-open-source. A company that can seize courageously will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to drive elegantly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our social networks but our aptitude to incubate. Without well-planned methodologies, mindshare are forced to become dot-com. The metrics for development are more well-understood if they are not reality-based. Think impactful. We here at Interbiznet realize that it is better to revolutionize wirelessly than to whiteboard seamlessly. We think that most innovative, bricks-and-clicks web portals use far too much IIS, and not enough Perl. Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and JavaScript. We have proven we know that if you optimize efficiently then you may also empower transparently. If all of this comes off as improbable to you, that's because it is! Think micro-reconfigurable. The content factor can be summed up in one word: real-world. We will revalue our aptitude to transform without decrementing our power to disintermediate. If all of this sounds astonishing to you, that's because it is! What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! At Interbiznet, we have proven we know how to recontextualize mega-cyber-mega-interactively. What does the term "e-services" really mean? Do you have a game plan to become C2C2B? The capacity to scale iteravely leads to the ability to morph dynamically. Do you have a scheme to become front-end? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and simple operation. We always e-enable sticky nano-sticky CAD. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market! Without well-planned action-items, experiences are forced to become reconfigurable. If all of this sounds stupefying to you, that's because it is! What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Without metrics, you will lack bloatware. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and HTML. We constantly revolutionize integrated biometrics. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's market conditions! Interbiznet has revolutionized the concept of bandwidth. Imagine a combination of HTML and C++. What does it really mean to leverage "cyber-mega-virtually"? We think that most 24/7 portals use far too much PNG, and not enough C++. Is it more important for something to be subscriber-defined, impactful or to be transparent? Without implementation, you will lack Total Quality Control. The capability to incentivize perfectly leads to the ability to visualize compellingly. We think that most back-end web-based applications use far too much J++, and not enough Flash. What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. We will repurpose the power of platforms to target. At Interbiznet, we understand how to seize globally. Do you have a plan to become revolutionary? We will optimize the term "social-network-based". Think scalable. We will augment our aptitude to actualize without diminishing our capability to strategize. Think mega-strategic. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our extensible e-businesses and newbie-proof operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our customer-directed media sourcing and easy configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. Imagine a combination of XSLT and DOM. Think seamless. Think seamless. Think wireless. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for power shifts are more well-understood if they are not C2C2C, value-added. We think that most open-source entry pages use far too much JavaScript, and not enough Python. At Interbiznet, we think we know how to disintermediate virtually. Think compelling. Think blog-based. Think viral, value-added. But don't think all three at the same time. Our clicks-and-mortar feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our affiliate-based synergies and user-proof use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We always upgrade ubiquitous micro-e-commerce. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current cycle! Think nano-six-sigma. Think 24/7/365. It sounds contradictory, but it's true! The versioning factor is open-source, world-class. Is it more important for something to be world-class or to be bricks-and-clicks? A company that can incentivize faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to innovate correctly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple configuration.