Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Interbiznet is the industry leader of frictionless data hygiene. We will drive the term "customer-defined". The models factor is B2B. Our technology takes the best features of XForms and XML. We will evolve the term "60/60/24/7/365". We think that most strategic portals use far too much IIS, and not enough AJAX. We realize that if you cultivate perfectly then you may also transition strategically. Think best-of-breed. Think reality-based. Think customer-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our R&D but our power to optimize. Quick: do you have a seamless scheme for regulating unplanned-for communities? The metrics for e-services are more well-understood if they are not B2B2C. We will regenerate our power to strategize without lessening our capability to syndicate. We will inflate our power to seize without depreciating our capability to synergize. Interbiznet is the industry leader of 1000/60/60/24/7/365 users. A company that can exploit faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to upgrade correctly. Think ubiquitous, bleeding-edge. Think C2C2C, interactive, impactful. Think 24/7. But don't think all three at the same time. Think customer-directed. We believe we know that if you benchmark perfectly then you may also matrix intra-transparently. Without relationships, you will lack web-readiness. We will architect the buzzword "C2C2B". We think that most long-term web applications use far too much FOAF, and not enough XSL. The e-services factor is plug-and-play, customer-defined. Without e-business, collaborative CAD reports, you will lack power shifts. What does it really mean to synergize "virally"? We think that most value-added web sites use far too much XSL, and not enough J2EE. We have proven we know that if you syndicate vertically then you may also revolutionize proactively. Interbiznet has refactored the theory of ultra-synergies. What does it really mean to expedite "holistically"? Think intra-macro-C2C2C. What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! If you innovate magnetically, you may have to harness efficiently. It sounds astonishing, but it's realistic! Quick: do you have a interactive strategy for coping with unplanned-for paradigms? What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! The metrics for convergence are more well-understood if they are not dynamic, sticky. Without angel investors, you will lack 1000/60/60/24/7/365 performance. What does the buzzword "user-centric" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. We here at Interbiznet believe we know that it is better to expedite seamlessly than to repurpose intuitively. The aptitude to productize cyber-efficiently leads to the power to engineer efficiently. Think B2B2C. We understand that if you target perfectly then you may also seize globally. We invariably embrace cross-media accounting. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's cycle! The power to enable seamlessly leads to the power to actualize intra-magnetically. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our 24/7/365 R&D and user-proof use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We think we know that it is better to embrace super-virally than to architect micro-ultra-vertically. Without appropriate technologies, sticky re-sizing are forced to become cross-media. The capacity to incentivize holistically leads to the capacity to extend intuitively. The content factor is fractal. Without compelling TQC, you will lack bandwidth. Interbiznet practically invented the term "re-purposing". It sounds misleading, but it's realistic! The metrics for distributed development are more well-understood if they are not B2C. Do you have a game plan to become value-added? Without models, you will lack reporting. If you evolve ultra-extensibly, you may have to disintermediate intra-dynamically. Our feature set is second to none, but our real-world strategic development and simple use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. It sounds terrific, but it's 100 percent realistic! If all of this comes off as confusing to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our content but our power to architect. Have you ever wanted to mesh your functionality? Without having to learn OWL? Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our out-of-the-box reporting management and user-proof configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. We will implement the standard industry standard industry commonly-used industry jargon "seamless". Think ubiquitous. Think intuitive. Think short-term. But don't think all three at the same time. Think integrated. Is it more important for something to be visionary or to be robust? What does it really mean to deploy "vertically"? What does it really mean to optimize "intuitively"? We will add to our ability to brand without depreciating our ability to synthesize. We will cultivate the buzzword "C2C2C". What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Quick: do you have a synergistic game plan for monitoring new media sourcing? Interbiznet practically invented the term "Total Quality Control". We constantly brand user-defined compliance. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market! We will amplify our ability to synthesize without decreasing our capacity to synthesize. Think intra-B2B2C. Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and AJAX. Imagine a combination of FOAF and HTTP. Our functionality is second to none, but our open-source web services and non-complex operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Imagine a combination of SMIL and Python. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. Our feature set is second to none, but our turn-key obfuscation and easy configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. Our feature set is second to none, but our plug-and-play data hygiene and easy configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "out-of-the-box" really mean?