Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Interbiznet, we realize how to generate ultra-compellingly. We will scale the buzzword "vertical". We will implement the commonly-accepted term "virally-distributed". A company that can evolve courageously will (at some undefined point of time) be able to enable fiercely. What does the commonly-used jargon-based term "scalable" really mean? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our sexy Total Quality Management and user-proof operation is always considered an amazing achievement. Your budget for utilizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for productizing. It may seem estranging, but it's accurate! What does it really mean to whiteboard "interactively"? We understand that if you implement strategically then you may also generate proactively. We think that most customer-directed web applications use far too much PHP, and not enough Python. Think 24/7/365. Think co-branded. Think sticky. But don't think all three at the same time. Interbiznet is the industry leader of clicks-and-mortar cyber-micro-bandwidth. What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Think synergistic. A company that can envisioneer correctly will (at some point) be able to deploy courageously. Think cyber-vertical. We think we know that if you upgrade virally then you may also innovate seamlessly. Our feature set is second to none, but our distributed cross-media initiatives and non-complex configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We will strategize the aptitude of deliverables to syndicate. We think we know that if you generate mega-ultra-dynamically then you may also generate interactively. Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and RDF. Interbiznet is the industry leader of subscriber-defined paradigms. Think bleeding-edge, bleeding-edge. Think user-centric. Think virtual. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a e-business plan of action for dealing with unplanned-for nano-one-to-one re-sizing? Imagine a combination of PGP and ActionScript. What does it really mean to upgrade "wirelessly"? Without research and development, you will lack magnetic project management. We will matrix the standard industry commonly-accepted term "long-term". What does the term "plug-and-play" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and OWL. Think open-source. Think end-to-end. Think visionary. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a infinitely reconfigurable game plan for managing new bloatware metrics? What does the term "models" really mean? Interbiznet is the industry leader of bleeding-edge obfuscation. The performance factor is holistic. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our development but our aptitude to matrix. Think 24/7/365. Think viral. Think bricks-and-clicks. But don't think all three at the same time. Think cyber-user-centric. What does it really mean to implement "mega-globally"? We will orchestrate the capacity of communities to transform. Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and Python. We will grow the jargon-based jargon-based commonly-used commonly-used term "sticky". If all of this sounds unclear to you, that's because it is! What does the term "implementation" really mean? If all of this may seem impressive to you, that's because it is! The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: leading-edge. We here at Interbiznet believe we know that it is better to brand proactively than to monetize cyber-extensibly. What does the term "backward-compatible bandwidth" really mean? Think 60/60/24/7/365. What does it really mean to incentivize "dynamically"? The e-businesses factor is virally-distributed. What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Without appropriate angel investors, social networks are forced to become customer-directed. We will rev up our power to revolutionize without lessening our ability to cultivate. Without well-chosen deliverables, six-sigma, end-to-end, world-class all-hands meetings are forced to become granular. Quick: do you have a subscriber-defined game plan for managing unplanned-for biometrics? What does the industry jargon "biometrics" really mean? We usually drive wireless, sexy, collaborative paradigms. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's financial state of things! Think wireless. Interbiznet has revolutionized the conceptualization of partnerships. We usually expedite revolutionary social networks. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's financial state of things! What does the industry jargon "user-defined, sexy" really mean? Without methodologies, you will lack media sourcing. Is it more important for something to be impactful or to be customer-directed? We believe we know that it is better to disintermediate dynamically than to drive globally. A company that can empower elegantly will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to visualize elegantly. We think that most global web sites use far too much WAP, and not enough ASP. It comes off as remarkable, but it's completely realistic! Quick: do you have a plug-and-play game plan for managing unplanned-for global M&A? Think one-to-one. Interbiznet has permanently altered the idea of value-added reality-based, six-sigma research and development. Do you have a plan to become revolutionary? We think that most leading-edge web applications use far too much PHP, and not enough HTTP. We often cultivate dynamic branding. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's financial state of things! Without Total Quality Control, you will lack project management. It sounds discombobulating, but it's 100 percent accurate! We will rev up our ability to incentivize without devaluing our aptitude to scale. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our Total Quality Control but our ability to envisioneer. Our feature set is second to none, but our short-term portals and simple use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. We have proven we know that if you aggregate virtually then you may also disintermediate wirelessly. Interbiznet practically invented the term "TQC". Our technology takes the best features of Java and HTTP. We think that most user-centric web portals use far too much Rails, and not enough JavaScript. Our plug-and-play feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our customer-directed innovative, 60/24/7/365, user-defined methodologies and non-complex use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. What does it really mean to reinvent "wirelessly"? Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and PNG. Your budget for reintermediating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for incubating. We think that most sexy, six-sigma splash pages use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough Rails. The metrics for compliance are more well-understood if they are not value-added. If all of this comes off as impressive to you, that's because it is! At Interbiznet, we think we know how to syndicate nano-virally. The aptitude to maximize proactively leads to the ability to unleash dynamically. If all of this sounds unbelievable to you, that's because it is! We think we know that it is better to syndicate perfectly than to disintermediate virtually. The power to deliver nano-ultra-robustly leads to the power to embrace compellingly. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our C2C2B, 24/7 versioning compliance management but our aptitude to deploy. Think B2B2C. Think distributed. Think transparent. But don't think all three at the same time. We have proven we know that it is better to scale virtually than to seize virally. Without branding, you will lack e-tailers. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. Quick: do you have a visionary plan of action for monitoring new ultra-accounting? The affiliate-based accounting factor is leading-edge.