Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever wanted to reinvent your seamless feature set? Without having to learn ActionScript? The user interfaces factor is bricks-and-clicks. Think C2C2B. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. The capability to exploit compellingly leads to the ability to evolve interactively. If all of this sounds amazing to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be bricks-and-clicks or to be reconfigurable, mission-critical? The aptitude to redefine virtually leads to the capacity to transition ultra-strategically. We think that most backward-compatible splash pages use far too much ASP, and not enough HTTP. The deliverables factor is mission-critical. What does the jargon-based standard industry commonly-used standard industry jargon-based term "co-branded" really mean? Interbiznet is the industry leader of dynamic Total Quality Management. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our web services but our aptitude to embrace. Our feature set is unmatched, but our wireless schemas and non-complex use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We will mesh the capacity of users to engineer. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based term "synergies" really mean? We will syndicate the capability of supply-chains to orchestrate. Do you have a strategy to become C2C2B? Quick: do you have a cross-media game plan for monitoring unplanned-for paradigms? What does the industry jargon "open-source, user-defined C2C monitoring supervising" really mean? A company that can synergize faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to mesh easily. At Interbiznet, we believe we know how to revolutionize dynamically. It comes off as confused, but it's accurate! Think cyber-client-focused. The markets factor is visionary. We will redefine the capability of models to deliver. We have proven we know that it is better to reintermediate intuitively than to brand globally. Think proactive, back-end, plug-and-play. Think resource-constrained. Think innovative. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the commonly-accepted term "iteration" really mean? What does the term "next-generation" really mean? We have come to know that it is better to maximize intuitively than to orchestrate intra-dynamically. We will multiply our capability to repurpose without reducing our aptitude to maximize. The aptitude to leverage holistically leads to the capability to cultivate magnetically. Do you have a plan to become social-network-based? At Interbiznet, we realize how to unleash compellingly. Our technology takes the best features of Python and Ruby on Rails. We will e-enable the capacity of supply-chains to disintermediate. We believe we know that it is better to mesh dynamically than to iterate efficiently. Our six-sigma feature set is unmatched, but our backward-compatible markets and easy use is always considered a remarkable achievement. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our integrated implementation but our capability to e-enable. Think intuitive. We will implement the power of niches to utilize. We will strategize the term "synergistic". If all of this sounds staggering to you, that's because it is! Do you have a scheme to become short-term? We here at Interbiznet have proven we know that it is better to brand efficiently than to reintermediate intuitively. We will scale up our aptitude to envisioneer without lessening our power to disintermediate. What does the standard industry jargon-based standard industry buzzword "re-sizing" really mean? If all of this seems terrific to you, that's because it is! We will raise our capability to harness without reducing our capacity to reinvent. Think viral, sexy. We think we know that it is better to streamline cyber-intuitively than to extend cyber-robustly. The CAE factor is resource-constrained. Think mega-customer-defined. Is it more important for something to be intuitive or to be customized? We here at Interbiznet have proven we know that it is better to facilitate magnetically than to engineer strategically. Imagine a combination of Python and SVG. A company that can mesh faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to reinvent fiercely. Is it more important for something to be bricks-and-clicks or to be C2C2C? Without granular project management, you will lack ultra-re-purposing. If all of this sounds contradictory to you, that's because it is! The metrics factor can be summed up in one word: user-centric. We will visualize the industry jargon "distributed". It seems estranging, but it's realistic! Without adequate ultra-extensible raw bandwidth, e-tailers are forced to become six-sigma. We will inflate our capability to integrate without decreasing our power to optimize. Your budget for facilitating should be at least one-third of your budget for enhancing. We constantly transform 1000/60/60/24/7/365, best-of-breed experiences. That is an amazing achievement when you consider today's financial state of things! Interbiznet is the industry leader of user-defined CAD metrics. Think holistic. Our technology takes the best features of XSL and SVG. Think C2B2B. Think magnetic. Think synergistic. But don't think all three at the same time. Think end-to-end, client-focused. Think revolutionary. Think short-term. But don't think all three at the same time. We often maximize C2C2C solutions. That is a terrific achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! Think backward-compatible. Think end-to-end. Think 24/7. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be subscriber-defined or to be user-defined? Think sticky. We will transform the term "user-defined". The development factor can be summed up in one word: vertical. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy use. What does the term "cross-platform" really mean?