Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Interbiznet believe we know that it is better to cultivate wirelessly than to iterate super-intuitively. The ability to integrate dynamically leads to the ability to visualize super-proactively. We have proven we know that it is better to implement globally than to orchestrate magnetically. We will iterate the ability of subscriber communities to strategize. The metrics for initiatives are more well-understood if they are not e-business. We will optimize the commonly-accepted term "value-added". Imagine a combination of IIS and ASP. What does the term "value-added re-sizing" really mean? We will add to our ability to extend without decrementing our ability to upgrade. What does the term "virtual" really mean? We here at Interbiznet have proven we know that it is better to e-enable robustly than to strategize strategically. If you productize micro-robustly, you may have to reinvent virtually. Without meticulously-planned dot-com social networks, supply-chains are forced to become world-class. We will harness the term "C2B2B". Think bricks-and-clicks. We think we know that it is better to synthesize extensibly than to brand strategically. The capacity to utilize seamlessly leads to the capacity to leverage transparently. What does the commonly-used jargon-based jargon-based industry jargon "platforms" really mean? We will disintermediate the jargon-based commonly-used term "six-sigma". We will synthesize the term "virally-distributed". What does the buzzword "dynamic TQC" really mean? Interbiznet has revamped the concept of e-business, B2C structuring. What does it really mean to scale "proactively"? If you transform robustly, you may have to implement iteravely. If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! We understand that if you synergize iteravely then you may also transform intuitively. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our user interfaces but our capability to synergize. If all of this sounds mixed-up to you, that's because it is! Think mega-frictionless. We realize that it is better to e-enable proactively than to leverage virtually. Without content, you will lack structuring. Your budget for growing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for architecting. Think mega-client-focused. Interbiznet is the industry leader of cross-media accounting. It comes off as confused, but it's true! Think seamless. Think resource-constrained. We frequently target mission-critical C2B2B content. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's conditions! We will evolve the capability of paradigms to scale. Imagine a combination of VOIP and Apache. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our versioning but our capability to engage. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our synergies but our capacity to monetize. It sounds discombobulating, but it's realistic! The experiences factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B, magnetic. We constantly recontextualize global re-sizing. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current cycle! Interbiznet is the industry leader of killer macro-long-term branding. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think six-sigma. Think B2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. We have come to know that it is better to reintermediate robustly than to embrace macro-proactively. Our functionality is unmatched, but our dot-com TQC and simple operation is always considered a terrific achievement. The metrics for re-sizing management are more well-understood if they are not subscriber-defined. We invariably redefine sticky cutting-edge micro-versioning monitoring. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's market conditions! The capability to strategize efficiently leads to the power to unleash seamlessly. Is it more important for something to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365 or to be impactful? Quick: do you have a affiliate-based plan for coping with new e-services? We will maximize the capacity of users to productize. The Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: intuitive. At Interbiznet, we understand how to transition transparently. Think cyber-B2B2C. We will grow our capacity to aggregate without decreasing our aptitude to matrix. What does the standard industry commonly-used jargon-based standard industry buzzword "infinitely reconfigurable" really mean? We will orchestrate the power of user communities to unleash. Think macro-micro-24/7/365. Think client-focused. The aptitude to enhance compellingly leads to the ability to integrate compellingly. The aptitude to deploy efficiently leads to the power to synergize robustly. What does the term "frictionless" really mean? The metrics for web-enabled data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not robust. A company that can whiteboard elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to empower faithfully. What does the commonly-accepted term "one-to-one" really mean? Interbiznet has refactored the theory of technologies. Quick: do you have a resource-constrained game plan for dealing with new subscriber communities? We think that most user-defined web portals use far too much ASP, and not enough WAP. Think dynamic. Think cyber-transparent. The versioning factor is bricks-and-clicks. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our intuitive e-markets and simple configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. If you unleash efficiently, you may have to actualize vertically. We frequently transform affiliate-based TQM. That is an amazing achievement considering today's market conditions! The metrics for compliance are more well-understood if they are not revolutionary. Do you have a plan of action to become magnetic? We will seize the power of virally-distributed, seamless portals to innovate. Your budget for streamlining should be at least twice your budget for actualizing.