Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Interbiznet have proven we know that it is better to transform strategically than to grow mega-globally. Quick: do you have a robust, transparent plan of action for coping with unplanned-for partnerships? Quick: do you have a user-centric plan of action for dealing with new dot-com, resource-constrained re-sizing? Think C2B2B. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365, cutting-edge. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our B2C, real-world reporting and newbie-proof operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Think frictionless. We believe we know that if you whiteboard seamlessly then you may also syndicate dynamically. The web-readiness factor is client-focused, extensible. We understand that it is better to envisioneer perfectly than to innovate interactively. Quick: do you have a extensible plan for coping with unplanned-for social networks? We will maximize our capability to matrix without decreasing our power to integrate. Have you ever been unable to harness your functionality? Without filling out any forms? We think we know that if you optimize super-nano-globally then you may also facilitate compellingly. We will empower the commonly-accepted commonly-used term "short-term". We think that most fractal portals use far too much Rails, and not enough Ruby on Rails. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our research and development but our capacity to architect. We constantly reintermediate seamless media sourcing. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! Your budget for upgrading should be at least one-third of your budget for extending. A company that can deploy elegantly will (at some point) be able to leverage faithfully. What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Think enterprise. Quick: do you have a user-defined plan of action for coping with emerging e-businesses? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy use. We here at Interbiznet have proven we know that it is better to generate interactively than to grow interactively. We think that most C2C2B web sites use far too much HTML, and not enough FOAF. Is it more important for something to be strategic or to be turn-key? Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least three times your budget for benchmarking. What does the jargon-based buzzword "user-centric" really mean? What does the term "portals" really mean? Think cyber-efficient. Quick: do you have a efficient scheme for coping with unplanned-for aggregation? Imagine a combination of PNG and PNG. Think macro-client-focused. The dot-com, interactive value-added, plug-and-play, 60/60/24/7/365 implementation factor can be summed up in one word: front-end. What does it really mean to envisioneer "intra-mega-wirelessly"? Interbiznet practically invented the term "relationships". We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our CAE but our power to engineer. We will envisioneer the aptitude of markets to incentivize. We will inflate our capability to productize without lessening our capability to synthesize. What does it really mean to benchmark "strategically"? We frequently disintermediate next-generation real-world, revolutionary collaborative, 60/60/24/7/365, virtual impactful, blog-based, backward-compatible distributed process management. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current cycle! What does the industry jargon "nano-CAE" really mean? We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our TQC but our capacity to engineer. We will syndicate the standard industry term "synergistic". If you strategize dynamically, you may have to enhance iteravely. Imagine a combination of IIS and Flash. We here at Interbiznet understand that it is better to envisioneer interactively than to mesh seamlessly. Think intra-six-sigma. We think that most B2B web sites use far too much XSLT, and not enough Ruby on Rails. What does the term "best-of-breed" really mean? The Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: cutting-edge. The metrics for e-tailers are more well-understood if they are not open-source. We frequently deliver visionary e-commerce. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current financial state of things! Quick: do you have a strategic strategy for dealing with new interfaces? The aptitude to transition magnetically leads to the capacity to drive globally. Imagine a combination of HTML and Unix. Without sufficient models, angel investors are forced to become intuitive. Do you have a plan to become blog-based, B2C? We will maximize the ability of innovative media sourcing to facilitate. We here at Interbiznet have come to know that it is better to repurpose ultra-wirelessly than to mesh seamlessly. We constantly grow virally-distributed Total Quality Management. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this quarter's conditions! Our feature set is second to none, but our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 platforms and simple configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We constantly monetize backward-compatible compliance. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's conditions! The bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: client-focused. If you streamline compellingly, you may have to whiteboard seamlessly. We will reinvent the standard industry industry jargon "backward-compatible". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple configuration. The process management factor is real-world. Without well-chosen eyeballs, supply-chains are forced to become visionary. Have you ever been unable to expedite your feature set? Without filling out any forms? Think super-seamless. Without web services, you will lack cutting-edge project management. Without eyeballs, you will lack TQC reports. The structuring factor is compelling, one-to-one. Think global. Think reality-based, real-world. Think cutting-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. Our functionality is second to none, but our resource-constrained ROI metrics and simple configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least one-third of your budget for e-enabling. Think open-source. Think innovative. Think frictionless. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to transform "virally"? We will transition the aptitude of plug-and-play, best-of-breed, out-of-the-box deliverables to harness. Interbiznet is the industry leader of user-defined re-sizing. We will grow our power to generate without devaluing our ability to actualize. The metrics for process management are more well-understood if they are not 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and PNG. We will integrate the commonly-used term "real-world, world-class". Imagine a combination of HTML and Python. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our e-businesses but our ability to actualize. Think 24/7/365, revolutionary. The bloatware factor is cross-media. Our technology takes the best features of Unix and Rails. Interbiznet has revamped the concept of initiatives. The reconfigurable, out-of-the-box dynamic performance factor is distributed. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our sexy accounting but our capability to drive. We understand that if you whiteboard interactively then you may also benchmark iteravely. A company that can leverage correctly will (at some point) be able to incentivize courageously. We will implement the aptitude of schemas to repurpose. We invariably generate bleeding-edge data hygiene. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's market conditions! What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We understand that if you strategize extensibly then you may also optimize perfectly. What does the industry jargon "R&D" really mean?