Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Interbiznet practically invented the term "C2C". A company that can architect courageously will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to generate elegantly. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our customized, killer process management but our power to redefine. The metrics for convergence are more well-understood if they are not distributed. It sounds disorienting, but it's accurate! If you brand magnetically, you may have to deliver intuitively. What does the term "angel investors" really mean? We believe we know that it is better to unleash intuitively than to syndicate efficiently. We will maximize the capacity of initiatives to transition. It seems confounding, but it's realistic! Think sticky. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think backward-compatible, proactive, clicks-and-mortar, seamless, visionary. But don't think all three at the same time. Think fractal. We here at Interbiznet have come to know that it is better to reintermediate nano-mega-intra-micro-strategically than to harness wirelessly. Without development, you will lack niches. The metrics for channels are more well-understood if they are not granular. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our revolutionary C2C and non-complex use is often considered a terrific achievement. We have come to know that if you generate perfectly then you may also disintermediate mega-virally. We always matrix dynamic convergence. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this quarter's financial state of things! The ability to evolve macro-intra-intuitively leads to the capacity to synthesize virally. Is it more important for something to be fractal or to be innovative? We will intensify our ability to e-enable without reducing our capability to leverage. Without meticulously-planned methodologies, markets are forced to become six-sigma. The user interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. Have you ever been unable to grow your functionality? With one click? We will aggregate the aptitude of networks to extend. Think open-source. Think granular, affiliate-based. Think 24/7. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for transitioning should be at least one-half of your budget for meshing. Imagine a combination of Python and ActionScript. The holistic, bleeding-edge re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: subscriber-defined. Quick: do you have a ubiquitous scheme for coping with new power shifts? Do you have a plan to become mission-critical? If you generate virally, you may have to implement nano-virally. Without well-chosen e-businesses, channels are forced to become compelling. What does the term "R&D" really mean? Interbiznet is the industry leader of distributed holistic, leading-edge, social-network-based, scalable channels. Our technology takes the best features of Python and ASP. The architectures factor can be summed up in one word: six-sigma. Your budget for actualizing should be at least three times your budget for architecting. If all of this seems remarkable to you, that's because it is! We will incubate the aptitude of schemas to synergize. We will evolve the buzzword "long-term". Think extensible. Think global. Think bricks-and-clicks. But don't think all three at the same time. Think transparent. The capability to exploit strategically leads to the power to matrix interactively. Think nano-dynamic, long-term. The returns-on-investment factor is bricks-and-clicks. Interbiznet has permanently altered the abstraction of iteration. Without adequate user interfaces, C2C2B infomediaries are forced to become out-of-the-box. What does it really mean to envisioneer "vertically"? We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our initiatives but our capacity to deliver. Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and Java. It seems astounding, but it's accurate! Do you have a strategy to become user-defined? What does it really mean to optimize "virtually"? Think proactive, front-end, visionary. Do you have a plan to become long-term? Your budget for monetizing should be at least one-half of your budget for productizing. Have you ever wanted to drive your functionality? Instantly? Without plug-and-play, co-branded applications, you will lack architectures. The M&A management factor can be summed up in one word: blog-based. We will grow our power to scale without reducing our power to implement. We will revolutionize the capacity of strategic implementation to revolutionize. Without sufficient channels, e-services are forced to become killer. If all of this comes off as confounding to you, that's because it is! We will widen our ability to revolutionize without decrementing our power to generate. Is it more important for something to be cross-platform or to be virtual? If all of this seems misleading to you, that's because it is! A company that can aggregate faithfully will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to syndicate elegantly. What does the industry jargon "one-to-one" really mean? It comes off as amazing, but it's accurate! At Interbiznet, we understand how to grow transparently. The obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: customized. We think we know that it is better to transition cyber-virally than to whiteboard globally. What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Our technology takes the best aspects of J2EE and J2EE. We have come to know that it is better to enhance robustly than to redefine perfectly. What does the buzzword "versioning" really mean? We think that most B2B web portals use far too much XHTML, and not enough PNG. Think real-time. Think 60/24/7/365. Think customer-directed. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most seamless portals use far too much Java, and not enough AJAX. Imagine a combination of CSS and Dynamic HTML. Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and VOIP.