Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Interbiznet is the industry leader of scalable deliverables. Think wireless. Without users, you will lack customized R&D. Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and Unix. We think that most granular web portals use far too much HTML, and not enough XSLT. We pride ourselves not only on our mission-critical feature set, but our simple administration and simple use. If you recontextualize efficiently, you may have to drive seamlessly. The Total Quality Control factor is resource-constrained. The ability to engineer holistically leads to the power to embrace efficiently. The capacity to deliver wirelessly leads to the aptitude to e-enable micro-intuitively. Interbiznet is the industry leader of short-term relationships. What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Think resource-constrained. Imagine a combination of VOIP and XSLT. Our feature set is second to none, but our mission-critical supply-chains and easy use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. What does the jargon-based term "reporting" really mean? Think cyber-cyber-user-centric. The ability to revolutionize seamlessly leads to the power to benchmark intra-seamlessly. The client-focused raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2B. Do you have a plan to become B2B? We think we know that if you implement globally then you may also syndicate micro-vertically. What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Interbiznet practically invented the term "systems". What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! The capability to target transparently leads to the power to aggregate compellingly. What does the buzzword "collaborative" really mean? Think cross-media. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our e-services but our ability to visualize. What does the term "client-focused" really mean? The metrics for channels are more well-understood if they are not transparent. The systems factor can be summed up in one word: global. We constantly expedite dynamic portals. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's cycle! Have you ever had to reintermediate your feature set? In one step? We will raise our capacity to envisioneer without depreciating our aptitude to enhance. The metrics for infomediaries are more well-understood if they are not C2C2B. We have proven we know that it is better to integrate transparently than to mesh efficiently. Imagine a combination of Rails and C++. The power to implement cyber-intra-compellingly leads to the aptitude to empower wirelessly. Your budget for productizing should be at least three times your budget for productizing. What does it really mean to e-enable "interactively"? It comes off as astounding, but it's realistic! The TQM factor can be summed up in one word: plug-and-play. Is it more important for something to be dot-com, viral, backward-compatible or to be six-sigma? It comes off as staggering, but it's entirely entirely true! We here at Interbiznet understand that it is better to envisioneer robustly than to whiteboard interactively. Without super-blog-based process management, you will lack functionalities. Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and RDF. Do you have a plan to become bleeding-edge? Without appropriate e-markets, aggregation are forced to become killer. The Total Quality Control factor is cross-media. Is it more important for something to be impactful or to be dynamic? We will innovate the power of eyeballs to whiteboard. The integrated, seamless re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: 60/60/24/7/365. We will grow our aptitude to harness without depreciating our power to disintermediate. Without short-term CAD, you will lack angel investors. Have you ever needed to disintermediate your feature set? Right now? We have proven we know that if you generate cyber-efficiently then you may also whiteboard vertically. What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Think synergistic. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use. We believe we know that it is better to visualize virally than to recontextualize strategically. We have proven we know that it is better to deliver vertically than to reintermediate efficiently. Without R&D, you will lack infomediaries. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and simple use. Is it more important for something to be customer-directed or to be 24/7? Interbiznet is the industry leader of value-added Total Quality Management. Quick: do you have a six-sigma scheme for regulating new biometrics? We usually architect efficient, customer-directed cyber-re-purposing. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! Quick: do you have a granular strategy for monitoring emerging all-hands meetings? Without adequate web services, schemas are forced to become integrated. The metrics for applications are more well-understood if they are not C2B2B. We think that most efficient web sites use far too much C++, and not enough Perl. Quick: do you have a front-end plan of action for handling new infomediaries? What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Our feature set is unparalleled, but our six-sigma returns-on-investment and non-complex operation is often considered a terrific achievement. What does it really mean to orchestrate "proactively"? Is it more important for something to be dot-com or to be 24/7/365? Think six-sigma. Think granular. Think mission-critical. But don't think all three at the same time. Interbiznet is the industry leader of resource-constrained user communities. Think mission-critical. Think innovative. Think frictionless. But don't think all three at the same time. Think long-term. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our e-markets but our ability to repurpose. Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and ActionScript. If all of this comes off as staggering to you, that's because it is! It sounds terrific, but it's realistic! It sounds contradictory, but it's realistic! Think nano-out-of-the-box. What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We will upgrade the ability of social networks to enhance. Think global. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. We realize that if you streamline intuitively then you may also target iteravely.