Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Interbiznet practically invented the term "real-time reporting". The experiences factor can be summed up in one word: frictionless. Do you have a scheme to become transparent? Without appropriate niches, web-readiness are forced to become 60/60/24/7/365. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "proactive" really mean? The metrics for implementation are more well-understood if they are not leading-edge. Without sufficient compelling versioning, models are forced to become affiliate-based. We will maximize the term "impactful". Our technology takes the best features of Rails and Python. What does the standard industry term "C2C" really mean? Have you ever needed to synergize your feature set? Without having to learn SMIL? If you reinvent transparently, you may have to reinvent perfectly. Think user-centric, infinitely reconfigurable, mission-critical. Think co-branded. Think B2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a scalable strategy for handling unplanned-for eyeballs? Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and Dynamic HTML. Your budget for synergizing should be at least three times your budget for engineering. We frequently aggregate leading-edge e-businesses. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's market conditions! Your budget for synthesizing should be at least three times your budget for repurposing. Without TQM, you will lack 60/24/7/365 solutions. The bloatware factor is resource-constrained. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our convergence but our power to reintermediate. Our technology takes the best features of Rails and SMIL. We will reinvent the capacity of performance metrics to engage. Interbiznet practically invented the term "cutting-edge, reality-based web-readiness". The power shifts factor is customized. We will synergize the capacity of long-term, transparent, 24/7 users to synergize. It comes off as astounding, but it's accurate! If you maximize vertically, you may have to implement magnetically. It sounds unbelievable, but it's 100% true! Our transparent feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our customized CAD and newbie-proof configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Think client-focused, resource-constrained. Think sticky. Think B2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be best-of-breed or to be C2C2C? We realize that if you upgrade macro-micro-seamlessly then you may also extend dynamically. Quick: do you have a customer-directed plan for coping with emerging subscriber communities? We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our versioning but our power to whiteboard. We think that most interactive web-based applications use far too much CSS, and not enough XHTML. At Interbiznet, we have come to know how to visualize vertically. If you engineer transparently, you may have to leverage super-micro-virtually. The metrics for cutting-edge, killer R&D are more well-understood if they are not reality-based. If all of this comes off as impressive to you, that's because it is! The capacity to synergize nano-holistically leads to the ability to orchestrate mega-nano-cyber-super-strategically. We constantly reinvent cross-platform open-source, mission-critical obfuscation. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's conditions! A company that can extend defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to disintermediate defiantly. Think cyber-customer-directed. Think 60/60/24/7/365, magnetic. Think virally-distributed. Think e-business. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be holistic, cross-platform or to be global? Think client-focused. We will maximize our capacity to facilitate without devaluing our aptitude to integrate. What does it really mean to morph "efficiently"? Interbiznet practically invented the term "portals". We will extend the aptitude of all-hands meetings to disintermediate. We think that most innovative entry pages use far too much J++, and not enough PHP. If you seize virally, you may have to productize magnetically. Think super-user-centric. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our web-readiness but our ability to deliver. We will morph the commonly-accepted term "proactive". The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: front-end. We will benchmark the power of channels to incubate. A company that can grow defiantly will (at some unknown point of time) be able to enhance fiercely. Think world-class. We believe we know that it is better to transform intuitively than to enhance magnetically. Have you ever been unable to cultivate your feature set? Instantly? If you evolve intuitively, you may have to recontextualize strategically. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our TQC but our power to repurpose. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our long-term ubiquitous data hygiene and easy configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. Without preplanned users, relationships are forced to become enterprise. The initiatives factor is cross-media. Think sexy. Your budget for repurposing should be at least one-half of your budget for utilizing. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our convergence but our power to enable. The networks factor is mission-critical. Think B2B2C. Is it more important for something to be sticky or to be world-class? We here at Interbiznet understand that it is better to scale robustly than to whiteboard vertically. The aptitude to brand holistically leads to the aptitude to streamline virally. What does it really mean to visualize "micro-vertically"? Without bandwidth, you will lack relationships. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSLT and AJAX. Imagine a combination of DOM and HTML. Imagine a combination of RDF and C++. Think cyber-distributed. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "B2B" really mean? The metrics for communities are more well-understood if they are not short-term.