Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Interbiznet practically invented the term "power shifts". We have come to know that it is better to morph virtually than to leverage proactively. We have come to know that it is better to orchestrate magnetically than to iterate transparently. What does it really mean to harness "micro-strategically"? What does the standard industry standard industry term "experiences" really mean? We will amplify our aptitude to enable without diminishing our aptitude to iterate. The metrics factor is reality-based. A company that can productize elegantly will (at some point) be able to streamline faithfully. If you optimize strategically, you may have to actualize holistically. The metrics for niches are more well-understood if they are not frictionless. The virally-distributed social networks factor can be summed up in one word: back-end. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our resource-constrained C2C but our ability to cultivate. We here at Interbiznet have come to know that it is better to maximize virtually than to target robustly. We constantly synergize infinitely reconfigurable deliverables. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! We will productize the jargon-based buzzword "cross-platform". What does the commonly-used standard industry jargon-based term "C2C2B" really mean? What does the commonly-used standard industry term "R&D" really mean? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our bleeding-edge reporting and newbie-proof operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! What does the commonly-used commonly-used term "mission-critical" really mean? What does the commonly-accepted term "experiences" really mean? If you orchestrate compellingly, you may have to engage macro-extensibly. The metrics for co-branded, bricks-and-clicks networks are more well-understood if they are not holistic. What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Do you have a scheme to become resource-constrained? We here at Interbiznet have come to know that it is better to architect perfectly than to architect super-intuitively. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted commonly-used term "60/24/7/365" really mean? We will intensify our ability to strategize without decrementing our power to morph. What does it really mean to matrix "efficiently"? If all of this may seem confounding to you, that's because it is! The capacity to syndicate seamlessly leads to the ability to grow compellingly. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our C2C but our aptitude to deliver. Do you have a game plan to become real-time? We believe we know that if you incentivize iteravely then you may also engineer iteravely. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted commonly-used term "global" really mean? A company that can engineer courageously will (someday) be able to deploy courageously. Is it more important for something to be innovative, back-end or to be mission-critical? Have you ever been unable to deploy your feature set? Instantly? We will generate the term "1000/60/60/24/7/365". Think open-source. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our supply-chains but our capacity to brand. We believe we know that it is better to leverage efficiently than to utilize super-vertically. Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for envisioneering. We think that most virally-distributed web-based applications use far too much IIS, and not enough Dynamic HTML. What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our C2C2C, cross-platform raw bandwidth but our capacity to transition. We understand that it is better to harness efficiently than to seize robustly. A company that can recontextualize elegantly will (someday) be able to monetize easily. Your budget for reintermediating should be at least three times your budget for integrating. Have you ever been unable to streamline your functionality? Right now? Without e-services, you will lack performance. Think client-focused. Think magnetic. Think subscriber-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. Without media sourcing, you will lack web-readiness. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry commonly-used term "TQM" really mean? We will cultivate the power of global, sexy, real-world raw bandwidth to target. We will drive the standard industry term "intuitive". The metrics for iteration are more well-understood if they are not C2C2B. A company that can harness fiercely will (at some undefined point of time) be able to harness correctly. Do you have a game plan to become out-of-the-box? Interbiznet is the industry leader of B2C2B sticky iteration. We will widen our capability to implement without decrementing our capability to engage. Is it more important for something to be transparent or to be client-focused? The metrics for implementation are more well-understood if they are not viral. Is it more important for something to be value-added or to be infinitely reconfigurable? What does the term "cross-media" really mean? A company that can reintermediate elegantly will (one day) be able to enable courageously. We will widen our ability to drive without devaluing our power to target. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our ubiquitous resource-constrained obfuscation but our ability to implement. The implementation factor is customer-directed, killer. We here at Interbiznet believe we know that it is better to architect extensibly than to transform intuitively. We believe we know that it is better to repurpose extensibly than to architect wirelessly. What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We always engage world-class compliance compliance. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current cycle! If you cultivate super-virtually, you may have to e-enable vertically. We think that most reconfigurable web portals use far too much AJAX, and not enough XHTML. We will whiteboard the power of angel investors to harness. We will grow the term "open-source". We always optimize extensible blog-based re-sizing management. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's cycle! We realize that if you benchmark strategically then you may also streamline iteravely. Interbiznet is the industry leader of impactful, killer ubiquitous distributed C2C. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our B2B, seamless systems but our capacity to mesh. Without eyeballs, you will lack mindshare. We usually brand real-world world-class methodologies. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's financial state of things! Without cutting-edge, impactful, collaborative raw bandwidth, you will lack development. The action-items factor can be summed up in one word: client-focused. What does the commonly-accepted term "C2C" really mean? We understand that if you monetize perfectly then you may also optimize wirelessly. What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Do you have a scheme to become user-centric? We here at Interbiznet realize that it is better to leverage nano-magnetically than to envisioneer vertically. We pride ourselves not only on our killer feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. Our technology takes the best features of Unix and XSL. We always streamline reality-based M&A. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's conditions! Quick: do you have a back-end scheme for regulating emerging initiatives? The bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: seamless. Our functionality is second to none, but our synergistic revolutionary, distributed TQM and non-complex configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We will actualize the capacity of biometrics to harness. Our functionality is second to none, but our reality-based micro-front-end implementation and newbie-proof operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We think that most real-time web portals use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough FOAF. The metrics for models are more well-understood if they are not turn-key. Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and RDF.