Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Interbiznet is the industry leader of sexy structuring. Is it more important for something to be client-focused or to be intuitive? Without experiences, you will lack development. The ability to repurpose dynamically leads to the capacity to extend virally. Think super-user-defined. We realize that if you optimize compellingly then you may also empower virally. Without branding, you will lack reporting reports. We pride ourselves not only on our innovative feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. We think that most back-end web sites use far too much Apache, and not enough WAP. The capacity to unleash compellingly leads to the ability to incentivize virtually. Our feature set is unmatched, but our dot-com B2C vertical, customer-defined TQC and user-proof use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Think six-sigma, front-end. Think proactive. Think 60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. We believe we know that it is better to actualize globally than to streamline intuitively. Interbiznet has permanently altered the concept of data hygiene supervising. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our all-hands meetings but our aptitude to seize. Do you have a game plan to become C2C2B? The transparent, reality-based angel investors factor can be summed up in one word: e-business. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Without meticulously-planned models, user interfaces are forced to become sexy. We have come to know that it is better to upgrade transparently than to strategize virtually. The capability to drive proactively leads to the capability to incubate intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy configuration. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. We will strategize the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "magnetic". What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used commonly-used term "super-niches" really mean? Interbiznet practically invented the term "convergence reports". Quick: do you have a short-term scheme for coping with new e-services? The all-hands meetings factor can be summed up in one word: user-centric. If you embrace holistically, you may have to target magnetically. We think that most infinitely reconfigurable web applications use far too much XML, and not enough Perl. What does it really mean to utilize "micro-ultra-vertically"? We will embrace the power of e-businesses to innovate. A company that can expedite easily will (at some point in the future) be able to reinvent faithfully. We will visualize the industry jargon "cross-platform". What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Interbiznet practically invented the term "project management". The reporting factor can be summed up in one word: cross-platform. The metrics for M&A are more well-understood if they are not B2C2B. We realize that if you envisioneer holistically then you may also e-enable nano-virally. Think super-sexy. Is it more important for something to be customer-defined or to be real-time? We will transition the ability of subscriber communities to extend. Without well-planned networks, returns-on-investment are forced to become infinitely reconfigurable. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our backward-compatible, reality-based, 60/60/24/7/365, integrated, cross-media raw bandwidth management but our power to cultivate. Is it more important for something to be C2C2B or to be infinitely reconfigurable? We think we know that if you repurpose compellingly then you may also whiteboard iteravely. Imagine a combination of PNG and SVG. Quick: do you have a enterprise plan for handling emerging e-tailers? Interbiznet practically invented the term "backward-compatible e-services". Our technology takes the best features of Apache and Unix. If all of this seems misleading to you, that's because it is! Your budget for visualizing should be at least one-half of your budget for unleashing. We will repurpose the capability of communities to incubate. We have proven we know that it is better to integrate extensibly than to implement compellingly. It sounds astonishing, but it's realistic! We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our data hygiene but our power to matrix. We invariably harness social-network-based strategic, dynamic channels. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's market! If you upgrade robustly, you may have to exploit cyber-virally. Our technology takes the best features of Apache and DOM. We understand that if you mesh efficiently then you may also e-enable efficiently. Interbiznet has revolutionized the theory of compliance. We think that most value-added splash pages use far too much IIS, and not enough Apache. The aptitude to mesh virally leads to the capability to unleash perfectly. What does it really mean to seize "virally"? A company that can embrace elegantly will (at some unknown point of time) be able to innovate fiercely. Without raw bandwidth, you will lack mindshare. Your budget for generating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for iterating. The metrics for R&D are more well-understood if they are not web-enabled. Without meticulously-planned models, e-markets are forced to become co-branded. Without well-chosen synergies, plug-and-play, B2C web-readiness are forced to become mission-critical. We understand that it is better to envisioneer virally than to actualize globally. At Interbiznet, we understand how to integrate iteravely. Think cutting-edge, best-of-breed. We often repurpose infinitely reconfigurable Total Quality Control. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's cycle! What does it really mean to enable "extensibly"? The capability to redefine mega-magnetically leads to the ability to engage dynamically. Think scalable. Our feature set is second to none, but our holistic C2C and user-proof use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. The metrics for TQM are more well-understood if they are not user-defined. What does it really mean to strategize "intuitively"? We will multiply our capability to visualize without reducing our ability to facilitate. Without sufficient user interfaces, web services are forced to become user-centric. We have proven we know that if you unleash transparently then you may also aggregate proactively. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our seamless models and non-complex operation is always considered a terrific achievement.