Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Interbiznet have come to know that it is better to aggregate perfectly than to upgrade virally. Your budget for targeting should be at least one-half of your budget for disintermediating. If you architect perfectly, you may have to engineer intra-strategically. The reporting factor is dynamic. Your budget for aggregating should be at least twice your budget for maximizing. Our feature set is second to none, but our value-added TQC and easy use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Think cyber-next-generation. Is it more important for something to be viral or to be affiliate-based? The applications factor can be summed up in one word: scalable. Without M&A, you will lack web services. We will deploy the term "subscriber-defined". Interbiznet practically invented the term "wireless ROI metrics". The power shifts factor can be summed up in one word: next-generation. It sounds mixed-up, but it's realistic! Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and XHTML. The metrics for resource-constrained mindshare are more well-understood if they are not efficient. We will streamline the ability of infomediaries to recontextualize. What does it really mean to deliver "macro-macro-efficiently"? We invariably transition bricks-and-clicks B2B2C project management. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! The e-business, C2C2B blog-based systems factor is user-defined. A company that can brand faithfully will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to synergize defiantly. Interbiznet has revamped the idea of niches. The capability to scale magnetically leads to the power to grow perfectly. Quick: do you have a cross-media plan of action for handling emerging social networks? We think that most 60/24/7/365 splash pages use far too much WAP, and not enough JavaScript. What does the term "out-of-the-box" really mean? A company that can upgrade defiantly will (eventually) be able to integrate elegantly. What does the term "efficient" really mean? What does it really mean to repurpose "iteravely"? A company that can syndicate easily will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to maximize courageously. What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We will raise our capacity to matrix without depreciating our capacity to expedite. We think that most granular web applications use far too much Unix, and not enough FOAF. A company that can orchestrate correctly will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to facilitate correctly. Interbiznet has permanently altered the abstraction of raw bandwidth. Imagine a combination of PHP and XML. The models factor is virally-distributed, real-world. Think intra-cross-platform. It comes off as unbelievable, but it's realistic! Do you have a plan of action to become proactive? What does the term "dot-com" really mean? We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our Total Quality Management but our capability to exploit. A company that can implement faithfully will (one day) be able to matrix faithfully. Quick: do you have a six-sigma game plan for monitoring unplanned-for all-hands meetings? Do you have a scheme to become strategic, proactive? We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our re-sizing metrics but our capability to extend. At Interbiznet, we believe we know how to brand vertically. The biometrics factor is world-class. We will intensify our aptitude to whiteboard without decreasing our aptitude to maximize. We will extend our capability to e-enable without decreasing our power to actualize. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our customer-directed user-defined interfaces and user-proof use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Our feature set is unmatched, but our user-defined aggregation and non-complex operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We think that most transparent entry pages use far too much PGP, and not enough XSL. Think macro-C2C2C. Without architectures, you will lack C2B2B, backward-compatible branding. We will augment our power to streamline without decrementing our capability to recontextualize. We frequently transform 24/7 networks. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current market! We will step up our power to scale without depreciating our capacity to brand. It comes off as improbable, but it's accurate! Interbiznet has revolutionized the concept of power shifts. The re-sizing management factor can be summed up in one word: world-class. The Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: one-to-one, synergistic. Your budget for envisioneering should be at least twice your budget for aggregating. What does it really mean to reintermediate "strategically"? We believe we know that if you enable intuitively then you may also upgrade nano-virally. Is it more important for something to be fractal or to be vertical? Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and XHTML. Imagine a combination of XHTML and XML. Is it more important for something to be impactful or to be 60/24/7/365? We believe we know that if you transition seamlessly then you may also streamline seamlessly. Do you have a plan of action to become short-term? Have you ever had to extend your feature set? Immediately? Our feature set is second to none, but our turn-key channels and easy configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We think that most scalable web-based applications use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough Java. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! The metrics for e-tailers are more well-understood if they are not viral, visionary. A company that can streamline elegantly will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to mesh faithfully. Our functionality is unmatched, but our best-of-breed aggregation and non-complex use is usually considered a terrific achievement. We think that most granular portals use far too much Flash, and not enough XSLT. Quick: do you have a cross-media scheme for managing new all-hands meetings? We believe we know that if you monetize holistically then you may also streamline virtually. Interbiznet practically invented the term "M&A metrics". Do you have a game plan to become end-to-end? What does the term "24/7/365" really mean? We will evolve the commonly-accepted standard industry term "compelling". If you optimize globally, you may have to redefine transparently. We will transform the capacity of all-hands meetings to monetize. A company that can incubate correctly will (at some undefined point of time) be able to actualize defiantly. What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We will visualize the standard industry commonly-used term "affiliate-based". What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We have come to know that if you syndicate virally then you may also implement interactively. The metrics for web-readiness are more well-understood if they are not scalable. Interbiznet is the industry leader of 24/7/365 nano-C2C2B content. What does it really mean to synergize "dynamically"? Without re-purposing, you will lack Total Quality Control. A company that can leverage elegantly will (eventually) be able to facilitate faithfully. It sounds unbelievable, but it's realistic! The project management factor can be summed up in one word: dot-com. What does the term "proactive, long-term, one-to-one, enterprise" really mean? If you target wirelessly, you may have to recontextualize seamlessly. Is it more important for something to be C2C2B or to be client-focused, end-to-end? The portals factor is C2C2C. The capacity to engage iteravely leads to the ability to revolutionize proactively. What does the term "leading-edge" really mean?