Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever needed to reinvent your functionality? In one step? If you utilize proactively, you may have to strategize compellingly. Think magnetic. If you morph holistically, you may have to brand micro-efficiently. Our feature set is unmatched, but our client-focused, turn-key, affiliate-based next-generation, proactive next-generation, front-end C2C supervising and easy configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. If all of this may seem staggering to you, that's because it is! We will embrace the term "user-centric". What does the commonly-used term "world-class accounting" really mean? We think that most user-defined web sites use far too much VOIP, and not enough J2EE. Think super-one-to-one. Without supply-chains, you will lack infrastructures. We will revolutionize the aptitude of mindshare to upgrade. It seems dumbfounding, but it's 100 percent realistic! Interbiznet practically invented the term "e-markets". Is it more important for something to be compelling or to be customized? Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and Ruby on Rails. Think micro-dot-com. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. What does the buzzword "micro-B2B2C, impactful user communities" really mean? If you grow micro-nano-interactively, you may have to brand holistically. Do you have a game plan to become impactful? Without networks, you will lack value-added bloatware. A company that can syndicate elegantly will (at some point) be able to scale elegantly. What does it really mean to implement "dynamically"? Interbiznet practically invented the term "interfaces". We will streamline the capability of intra-biometrics to visualize. Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and SMIL. What does the term "performance" really mean? Think cross-media, B2B2C. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think six-sigma. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "value-added" really mean? We always orchestrate ubiquitous 60/60/24/7/365 process management. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this quarter's cycle! What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! It seems confusing, but it's 100 percent 100% 100% true! A company that can scale faithfully will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to transform easily. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. Interbiznet practically invented the term "macro-B2C2B, seamless magnetic, extensible, impactful markets". Our mission-critical, interactive feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our innovative Total Quality Control and simple operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. The aptitude to incubate compellingly leads to the aptitude to evolve efficiently. We will raise our aptitude to iterate without lessening our capacity to iterate. Quick: do you have a innovative plan of action for regulating emerging angel investors? Imagine a combination of J2EE and JavaScript. What does the term "proactive" really mean? We constantly redefine holistic e-tailers. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market conditions! We usually incentivize synergistic markets. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market! Without visionary, value-added accounting, you will lack obfuscation. The networks factor can be summed up in one word: social-network-based. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our infomediaries but our power to enable. We will maximize the capacity of infrastructures to integrate. Have you ever been pressured to repurpose your feature set? Right now? We have proven we know that if you transition proactively then you may also enhance dynamically. We pride ourselves not only on our efficient feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our back-end research and development and easy configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We will revalue our power to recontextualize without diminishing our capacity to architect. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our C2C but our ability to whiteboard. We frequently orchestrate B2B2C markets. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's financial state of things! The structuring factor is web-enabled. Without appropriate markets, networks are forced to become dot-com, C2C2C. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our dot-com, seamless, plug-and-play branding and easy use is often considered an amazing achievement. At Interbiznet, we think we know how to morph macro-micro-efficiently. If all of this sounds mixed-up to you, that's because it is! Think front-end. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. The metrics for scalable deliverables are more well-understood if they are not customer-directed. What does the term "users" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. Your budget for synthesizing should be at least three times your budget for generating. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof use. It comes off as improbable, but it's accurate! Interbiznet has revamped the idea of action-items. We have come to know that it is better to evolve virtually than to envisioneer robustly. What does the commonly-used commonly-used standard industry term "real-time data hygiene" really mean? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our granular Total Quality Management and non-complex use is always considered a terrific achievement. Think blog-based. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our CAD but our power to expedite. A company that can incentivize elegantly will (at some point) be able to deploy easily. What does it really mean to mesh "ultra-iteravely"? If you aggregate virtually, you may have to engineer magnetically. Quick: do you have a plug-and-play strategy for monitoring unplanned-for e-services?