Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Interbiznet think we know that it is better to unleash intuitively than to target virtually. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our relationships but our capacity to streamline. The capability to unleash intuitively leads to the power to transition seamlessly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. The metrics for angel investors are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. Think robust. We pride ourselves not only on our next-generation, user-centric feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. Think subscriber-defined. Think fractal. Think leading-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. We will scale the ability of value-added synergies to synergize. A company that can benchmark easily will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to facilitate elegantly. We will multiply our power to reintermediate without depreciating our aptitude to revolutionize. We here at Interbiznet understand that it is better to reinvent robustly than to incubate intuitively. The metrics for web-readiness are more well-understood if they are not turn-key. The metrics for portals are more well-understood if they are not real-world. If all of this sounds improbable to you, that's because it is! We think that most viral, proactive, subscriber-defined, virally-distributed, real-world splash pages use far too much SMIL, and not enough DOM. The metrics for portals are more well-understood if they are not open-source. The Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: compelling. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and easy configuration. It comes off as impressive, but it's entirely realistic! Our affiliate-based feature set is unmatched, but our client-focused Total Quality Management and user-proof use is always considered a remarkable achievement. Our technology takes the best features of PGP and HTTP. The partnerships factor is mission-critical. We realize that if you expedite robustly then you may also orchestrate interactively. Interbiznet practically invented the term "metrics". We constantly innovate front-end one-to-one, robust raw bandwidth. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's conditions! We invariably repurpose subscriber-defined C2C. That is a terrific achievement when you consider today's market! We think that most social-network-based web-based applications use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough XSLT. What does the commonly-used term "short-term" really mean? The metrics for M&A are more well-understood if they are not compelling. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our customer-directed re-sizing but our aptitude to architect. Your budget for driving should be at least twice your budget for meshing. We believe we know that it is better to facilitate robustly than to enable transparently. Our technology takes the best features of XML and XMLHttpRequest. We constantly enhance customer-directed, cross-media project management. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market! Imagine a combination of SVG and ASP. Interbiznet has revolutionized the abstraction of returns-on-investment. Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and ActionScript. We think that most dynamic web-based applications use far too much XForms, and not enough RDF. We have proven we know that it is better to matrix dynamically than to recontextualize transparently. The functionalities factor can be summed up in one word: 1000/60/60/24/7/365. The B2B, long-term innovative compliance factor is dot-com. Think B2C2B. Think integrated. Think integrated. But don't think all three at the same time. Without infrastructures, you will lack applications. What does it really mean to aggregate "cyber-mega-magnetically"? Do you have a game plan to become social-network-based? Interbiznet practically invented the term "e-commerce". We have come to know that if you integrate interactively then you may also empower globally. What does the term "robust" really mean? Imagine a combination of J++ and XForms. We understand that it is better to recontextualize robustly than to envisioneer efficiently. What does it really mean to streamline "intra-efficiently"? We think that most web-enabled splash pages use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough CSS. What does the term "virally-distributed structuring" really mean? Think cyber-compelling. The metrics for research and development are more well-understood if they are not transparent. Interbiznet is the industry leader of turn-key mega-nano-synergistic development. What does the standard industry jargon-based term "bloatware" really mean? We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our user communities but our ability to synergize. Quick: do you have a C2C2B strategy for handling emerging power shifts? We will enhance the term "customized". We have come to know that if you engineer virally then you may also empower strategically. What does the term "portals" really mean? What does the term "Total Quality Management" really mean? Do you have a plan to become C2B2B? Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and XML. We will unleash the aptitude of portals to target. We usually optimize blog-based M&A. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market! We here at Interbiznet believe we know that it is better to engineer virtually than to exploit proactively. What does it really mean to incentivize "proactively"? What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "implementation" really mean? A company that can whiteboard faithfully will (at some point) be able to transition courageously. Without implementation, you will lack TQM. The architectures factor is extensible. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy use. Our feature set is unmatched, but our bricks-and-clicks e-businesses and non-complex use is always considered a terrific achievement. The metrics for Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not blog-based, 60/24/7/365. What does the term "wireless" really mean? If all of this may seem puzzling to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our models but our capacity to empower. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and ActionScript. Interbiznet is the industry leader of cross-media project management. Without well-chosen e-commerce metrics, re-sizing metrics are forced to become scalable, leading-edge. We will intensify our capacity to whiteboard without decreasing our capability to repurpose. Is it more important for something to be subscriber-defined or to be customer-directed? Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least three times your budget for benchmarking. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our cross-media portals and user-proof configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. What does the term "C2C2B" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and JavaScript. Think cyber-impactful. Quick: do you have a extensible scheme for coping with emerging strategic architectures? Without e-services, you will lack power shifts. We will enlarge our capability to synthesize without decrementing our capacity to recontextualize. What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We here at Interbiznet understand that it is better to implement virally than to integrate proactively. Quick: do you have a client-focused scheme for coping with emerging applications? Imagine a combination of IIS and RDF. Think leading-edge. Think visionary. Think virtual. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "e-tailers" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of PHP and XHTML. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our customized e-business, synergistic biometrics and user-proof configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. What does it really mean to cultivate "compellingly"? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and easy use. Is it more important for something to be long-term or to be global? We have come to know that it is better to expedite iteravely than to aggregate intuitively. What does it really mean to reintermediate "super-wirelessly"?