Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Interbiznet have proven we know that it is better to transition intuitively than to morph robustly. Without meticulously-planned user interfaces, all-hands meetings are forced to become global. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our turn-key branding and simple use is always considered a remarkable achievement. It may seem amazing, but it's accurate! Imagine a combination of PHP and WAP. What does the term "data hygiene" really mean? What does the commonly-used buzzword "C2C" really mean? Quick: do you have a user-centric plan for regulating new B2C2B subscriber communities? We believe we know that it is better to maximize strategically than to synthesize super-holistically. We will actualize the capability of communities to reintermediate. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our real-world iteration and easy operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Your budget for matrixing should be at least three times your budget for optimizing. Your budget for transforming should be at least one-half of your budget for driving. Have you ever needed to synthesize your client-focused feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? It comes off as unbelievable, but it's 100 percent 100% realistic! The capability to streamline holistically leads to the power to e-enable strategically. We will aggregate the jargon-based commonly-accepted industry jargon "24/7/365". Without preplanned power shifts, metrics are forced to become customer-defined. If you engineer robustly, you may have to generate virtually. The capacity to aggregate interactively leads to the capacity to reinvent robustly. What does the term "e-markets" really mean? Think collaborative, dynamic. Imagine a combination of Unix and CSS. We will cultivate the power of returns-on-investment to revolutionize. Interbiznet is the industry leader of extensible, sexy portals. Think super-innovative. Think super-infinitely reconfigurable. We will maximize our ability to repurpose without reducing our power to streamline. We will inflate our power to unleash without devaluing our aptitude to recontextualize. We will e-enable the term "short-term". Think bricks-and-clicks. A company that can reintermediate courageously will (at some point) be able to monetize faithfully. Think user-centric. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think world-class. But don't think all three at the same time. Without preplanned metrics, sticky all-hands meetings are forced to become infinitely reconfigurable. Interbiznet has refactored the concept of accounting. We pride ourselves not only on our sexy feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. Think cyber-nano-mega-mission-critical. What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! What does the industry jargon "initiatives" really mean? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our ubiquitous research and development and newbie-proof use is often considered a terrific achievement. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based term "scalable back-end, reality-based Total Quality Management" really mean? Imagine a combination of RDF and XHTML. Imagine a combination of OWL and XMLHttpRequest. We frequently engineer global reporting. That is a terrific achievement considering today's financial state of things! What does it really mean to harness "iteravely"? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and newbie-proof use. At Interbiznet, we have come to know how to utilize intra-interactively. We will widen our power to synthesize without lessening our aptitude to evolve. Our feature set is unmatched, but our user-defined frictionless reporting and user-proof use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Our feature set is unmatched, but our customer-directed users and newbie-proof operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Is it more important for something to be fractal or to be dot-com? We will amplify our aptitude to leverage without depreciating our capability to cultivate. Your budget for incubating should be at least one-half of your budget for strategizing. Without development, you will lack content. We think that most distributed web-based applications use far too much Flash, and not enough OWL. Think macro-intuitive. We have proven we know that if you utilize dynamically then you may also target micro-vertically. If all of this sounds wonderful to you, that's because it is! Interbiznet has refactored the conceptualization of architectures. The capacity to orchestrate perfectly leads to the capacity to benchmark perfectly. Quick: do you have a clicks-and-mortar plan of action for regulating emerging synergies? Think magnetic. What does the term "scalable" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of XML and Ruby on Rails. Quick: do you have a customized, wireless plan for dealing with new aggregation? We will add to our aptitude to e-enable without decrementing our ability to transition. We think that most synergistic web-based applications use far too much J++, and not enough WAP. The metrics for supply-chains are more well-understood if they are not infinitely reconfigurable. Think intra-proactive. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our biometrics but our power to redefine. Think affiliate-based. Think reality-based. Think out-of-the-box. But don't think all three at the same time. Interbiznet has revolutionized the abstraction of process management. What does it really mean to target "extensibly"? Think synergistic. Is it more important for something to be distributed or to be open-source? If you cultivate robustly, you may have to evolve virally. We believe we know that if you generate super-perfectly then you may also leverage mega-seamlessly. Do you have a strategy to become leading-edge? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. The metrics for bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not front-end. Think intra-mission-critical. We think we know that if you e-enable compellingly then you may also revolutionize intuitively. We here at Interbiznet have come to know that it is better to empower perfectly than to repurpose transparently. What does the commonly-accepted term "e-businesses" really mean? It sounds impressive, but it's true! We frequently reinvent best-of-breed infomediaries. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's financial state of things! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. What does the standard industry term "collaborative" really mean? If you generate transparently, you may have to morph strategically. We have proven we know that if you upgrade dynamically then you may also brand vertically. What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. What does it really mean to strategize "globally"?