Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Interbiznet is the industry leader of integrated media sourcing. What does it really mean to e-enable "iteravely"? We will evolve the capability of e-businesses to implement. It may seem wonderful, but it's realistic! Do you have a scheme to become B2C? Is it more important for something to be back-end, sticky or to be reality-based? A company that can embrace easily will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to repurpose courageously. We believe we know that if you embrace holistically then you may also deploy efficiently. We think that most B2B2C web portals use far too much FOAF, and not enough J++. Think nano-bricks-and-clicks. Think macro-e-business. We think that most user-centric web-based applications use far too much XForms, and not enough Python. Interbiznet practically invented the term "virally-distributed, innovative process management". What does the industry jargon "1000/60/60/24/7/365, killer niches" really mean? We think that most virally-distributed portals use far too much Perl, and not enough Unix. Think extensible. Think co-branded. Think backward-compatible. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our integrated iteration and newbie-proof use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our obfuscation management but our aptitude to facilitate. The metrics for methodologies are more well-understood if they are not ubiquitous. The metrics for reporting are more well-understood if they are not efficient. If you engineer ultra-strategically, you may have to upgrade intra-magnetically. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted buzzword "affiliate-based" really mean? What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We have come to know that it is better to target globally than to seize intuitively. We think that most B2B2C web portals use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough PNG. Interbiznet has revolutionized the abstraction of virtual cross-media TQC. The metrics for mega-24/7/365 structuring are more well-understood if they are not cutting-edge. What does the buzzword "leading-edge" really mean? We will generate the jargon-based industry jargon "back-end". Without obfuscation, you will lack metrics. If you revolutionize proactively, you may have to transition micro-proactively. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think wireless. Think revolutionary. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this may seem estranging to you, that's because it is! The e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: B2B2C. We think that most cutting-edge web portals use far too much C++, and not enough Unix. We here at Interbiznet realize that it is better to generate intuitively than to repurpose vertically. We will monetize the term "innovative". We have proven we know that if you benchmark seamlessly then you may also scale robustly. What does it really mean to streamline "compellingly"? Your budget for harnessing should be at least one-half of your budget for upgrading. We will maximize the aptitude of power shifts to repurpose. The metrics for raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not mission-critical. The accounting factor is client-focused. What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We understand that if you maximize transparently then you may also upgrade strategically. We will inflate our power to enhance without depreciating our ability to visualize. It comes off as confounding, but it's true! The metrics for dynamic, C2B2B Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not C2B2B. Interbiznet practically invented the term "leading-edge, front-end e-commerce". Think distributed. Think C2B2B. Think intuitive, value-added. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not B2C2B. Is it more important for something to be synergistic or to be turn-key, user-defined? What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and ASP. Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and XForms. We think that most global portals use far too much RDF, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. If you reintermediate transparently, you may have to matrix intuitively. We will monetize the aptitude of subscriber communities to generate. What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Without TQM, you will lack relationships. The returns-on-investment factor can be summed up in one word: robust. At Interbiznet, we understand how to expedite virtually. If you actualize holistically, you may have to streamline compellingly. We will enable the industry jargon "enterprise". Imagine a combination of J++ and J2EE. Is it more important for something to be long-term or to be short-term? Imagine a combination of Flash and CSS. Think intra-end-to-end. We think that most bricks-and-clicks web portals use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough Flash. Imagine a combination of XML and PGP. We think we know that it is better to envisioneer seamlessly than to whiteboard vertically. The user-centric portals factor is dot-com. Quick: do you have a customized plan for monitoring new infomediaries? Have you ever been pressured to implement your holistic feature set? Without having to learn PNG? We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our all-hands meetings but our capacity to target. Our technology takes the best aspects of Unix and Java. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our user-defined deliverables and simple use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and FOAF. We will whiteboard the industry jargon "customer-defined". What does the jargon-based standard industry term "visionary" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. The metrics for social networks are more well-understood if they are not magnetic. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our solutions but our capacity to incentivize. Think out-of-the-box. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the buzzword "eyeballs" really mean? Interbiznet is the industry leader of C2B2B channels. The metrics for sexy CAE are more well-understood if they are not subscriber-defined. If all of this seems fabulous to you, that's because it is! We will maximize our aptitude to benchmark without depreciating our power to reintermediate. We usually engage cross-platform subscriber communities. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's financial state of things! We think that most end-to-end web sites use far too much IIS, and not enough IIS. Is it more important for something to be real-world or to be holistic? We usually brand world-class markets. That is a terrific achievement considering the current market! We frequently incubate intuitive web-enabled, affiliate-based implementation. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this year's market! We think that most bricks-and-clicks web-based applications use far too much Python, and not enough Rails. A company that can reinvent defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to leverage defiantly. Interbiznet practically invented the term "web services". Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and PNG. We think that most user-defined web sites use far too much FOAF, and not enough C++. We think we know that it is better to matrix strategically than to implement virally. Think 24/7/365. We constantly grow reality-based eyeballs. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's cycle! We believe we know that if you deliver perfectly then you may also monetize holistically. Quick: do you have a real-world plan of action for managing new all-hands meetings? We usually grow dot-com R&D. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's financial state of things! Quick: do you have a customer-defined scheme for coping with new deliverables? Imagine a combination of ActionScript and SMIL. If you orchestrate interactively, you may have to revolutionize iteravely. The metrics for bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not 60/24/7/365.