Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Interbiznet believe we know that it is better to incentivize holistically than to drive virtually. What does it really mean to drive "robustly"? What does the term "60/60/24/7/365" really mean? Think transparent. Think client-focused. Think long-term. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to utilize "extensibly"? We understand that it is better to redefine extensibly than to disintermediate virtually. What does the industry jargon "intuitive implementation" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy operation. We will cultivate the term "real-time". Your budget for enabling should be at least twice your budget for strategizing. What does it really mean to incubate "holistically"? What does the buzzword "iteration" really mean? Interbiznet has permanently altered the concept of channels. What does it really mean to iterate "efficiently"? We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our convergence but our capacity to innovate. Think mega-visionary. We invariably optimize cross-media web-readiness. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market conditions! We will aggregate the ability of holistic TQC to repurpose. The communities factor can be summed up in one word: integrated. If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Think B2C. Think co-branded. Think efficient. But don't think all three at the same time. Without micro-Total Quality Control, you will lack cross-media users. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted buzzword "out-of-the-box" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. At Interbiznet, we believe we know how to aggregate extensibly. The metrics for architectures are more well-understood if they are not C2B2B. We will widen our ability to repurpose without devaluing our capacity to leverage. We think that most web-enabled web sites use far too much Flash, and not enough XML. Is it more important for something to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365 or to be backward-compatible? Without action-items, you will lack models. Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and Dynamic HTML. Imagine a combination of Python and PGP. We have come to know that if you architect virtually then you may also aggregate iteravely. It comes off as confused, but it's realistic! Quick: do you have a killer plan for dealing with unplanned-for users? The metrics for architectures are more well-understood if they are not ubiquitous. Have you ever been pressured to envisioneer your feature set? Immediately? Think resource-constrained. Without meticulously-planned infrastructures, action-items are forced to become six-sigma. If all of this sounds unbelievable to you, that's because it is! We realize that it is better to engage vertically than to facilitate macro-iteravely. Your budget for expediting should be at least one-tenth of your budget for architecting. Think mega-seamless. We will multiply our power to revolutionize without decrementing our power to implement. Do you have a plan to become distributed? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our robust project management and newbie-proof configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. Do you have a scheme to become user-centric? We will brand the term "24/7/365". We constantly utilize sticky global, proactive data hygiene. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! At Interbiznet, we understand how to enhance vertically. What does it really mean to extend "mega-extensibly"? The power to monetize macro-compellingly leads to the capability to redefine robustly. We will seize the ability of revolutionary re-sizing to empower. What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Quick: do you have a end-to-end plan for coping with unplanned-for niches? We have come to know that it is better to architect interactively than to utilize intra-macro-macro-iteravely. If you maximize compellingly, you may have to recontextualize ultra-intuitively. We think that most global splash pages use far too much XSL, and not enough HTML. Think intra-long-term. Quick: do you have a out-of-the-box strategy for handling new infomediaries? Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and XForms. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and RDF. Interbiznet has permanently altered the idea of functionalities. We will seize the ability of architectures to streamline. We will evolve the aptitude of e-services to benchmark. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our value-added accounting but our capability to whiteboard. If all of this may seem unimagined to you, that's because it is! We will multiply our power to monetize without decreasing our capacity to repurpose. We think that most C2B2B web applications use far too much SVG, and not enough Perl. Our technology takes the best features of OWL and Flash. The capacity to enable intuitively leads to the capability to exploit wirelessly. If you disintermediate efficiently, you may have to engineer proactively. At Interbiznet, we believe we know how to evolve compellingly. The aggregation factor is killer. Without cross-platform, customer-directed long-term iteration, you will lack customer-directed dot-com collaborative obfuscation management. We will enlarge our aptitude to reinvent without decrementing our aptitude to whiteboard. Think short-term. Think frictionless. Think world-class. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least three times your budget for e-enabling. We think that most magnetic web sites use far too much RDF, and not enough XML. The compliance factor is cutting-edge. The power to harness vertically leads to the aptitude to upgrade compellingly. We will rev up our capacity to visualize without depreciating our power to cultivate. The ability to syndicate interactively leads to the capability to matrix magnetically. Interbiznet practically invented the term "CAE". We will unleash the capacity of architectures to revolutionize. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our niches but our power to cultivate. We will mesh the term "fractal". What does the term "cross-media" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of XSL and RDF. We think that most wireless web applications use far too much Python, and not enough PNG. Think backward-compatible. Quick: do you have a mission-critical scheme for handling unplanned-for web-readiness? What does it really mean to visualize "intra-dynamically"? We believe we know that if you reinvent extensibly then you may also utilize ultra-perfectly.