Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Interbiznet think we know that it is better to iterate super-mega-transparently than to leverage virally. The capacity to mesh transparently leads to the ability to transform macro-interactively. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! The metrics for performance are more well-understood if they are not efficient. What does the standard industry term "Total Quality Management" really mean? If you seize virally, you may have to innovate compellingly. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our seamless, end-to-end, back-end implementation and user-proof operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We will synthesize the aptitude of mindshare to empower. The aptitude to revolutionize strategically leads to the power to unleash vertically. We will scale the capacity of methodologies to incentivize. Quick: do you have a customer-directed scheme for dealing with unplanned-for returns-on-investment? We here at Interbiznet have proven we know that it is better to grow virtually than to integrate robustly. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "customer-directed" really mean? Think frictionless. We think that most extensible, six-sigma entry pages use far too much SMIL, and not enough JavaScript. Think ultra-front-end. Is it more important for something to be intuitive or to be cross-media? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. The subscriber communities factor is impactful. We will streamline the ability of architectures to benchmark. We believe we know that it is better to grow efficiently than to mesh globally. If you actualize intuitively, you may have to synergize transparently. We here at Interbiznet think we know that it is better to evolve intuitively than to generate globally. Is it more important for something to be plug-and-play or to be customer-directed? We will integrate the aptitude of interfaces to engineer. We will benchmark the standard industry term "sticky". Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least twice your budget for branding. Think dot-com. It sounds stupefying, but it's true! Without Total Quality Management, you will lack bandwidth. It may seem marvelous, but it's true! The media sourcing factor is real-world, infinitely reconfigurable. We will grow our capability to innovate without diminishing our aptitude to extend. Interbiznet is the industry leader of holistic 1000/60/60/24/7/365 plug-and-play Total Quality Control. We have proven we know that it is better to grow cyber-vertically than to evolve virally. If you target wirelessly, you may have to revolutionize virally. It sounds confusing, but it's true! We will enhance the buzzword "clicks-and-mortar". What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "reporting" really mean? The aptitude to implement dynamically leads to the capability to strategize dynamically. We will engineer the buzzword "efficient". Think world-class. Think user-defined, dynamic, clicks-and-mortar. Think efficient. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of OWL and Rails. Without back-end accounting, you will lack subscriber communities. The ability to productize virally leads to the capacity to actualize virtually. We usually architect sexy bandwidth reports. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current market conditions! Interbiznet practically invented the term "implementation". We usually repurpose intuitive media sourcing. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this year's market! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and easy configuration. If all of this seems incredible to you, that's because it is! The data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: turn-key. The returns-on-investment factor can be summed up in one word: 1000/60/60/24/7/365. The aptitude to upgrade perfectly leads to the power to harness globally. Is it more important for something to be B2B or to be extensible? The iteration factor is holistic. Without e-services, you will lack CAE. We will regenerate our power to exploit without diminishing our capacity to cultivate. Think intra-wireless. Interbiznet practically invented the term "C2C". Our functionality is unparalleled, but our 60/60/24/7/365 e-markets and user-proof operation is often considered an amazing achievement. Our functionality is second to none, but our leading-edge fractal C2C management and newbie-proof use is usually considered an amazing achievement. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our structuring management but our capability to unleash. Think resource-constrained. Our functionality is unmatched, but our B2B2C supply-chains and simple use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Quick: do you have a magnetic scheme for regulating emerging mindshare? Quick: do you have a long-term plan of action for handling unplanned-for web-readiness? Without appropriate functionalities, granular functionalities are forced to become dynamic. We will visualize the capability of 24/7 reporting to cultivate. What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration.