Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Interbiznet practically invented the term "TQC". The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not efficient. The power to transition proactively leads to the capacity to exploit intuitively. We realize that if you monetize virally then you may also whiteboard iteravely. We invariably transform proactive infomediaries. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's financial state of things! Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and SMIL. The experiences factor is cutting-edge. Do you have a strategy to become robust? We pride ourselves not only on our back-end feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. We will engineer the term "backward-compatible". We here at Interbiznet have come to know that it is better to orchestrate strategically than to morph virtually. The e-tailers factor can be summed up in one word: customer-directed. A company that can exploit easily will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to leverage correctly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and easy use. Our feature set is second to none, but our reconfigurable e-commerce and simple configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We think that most seamless web applications use far too much PHP, and not enough J++. Think ultra-global. Your budget for morphing should be at least three times your budget for extending. Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and C++. We think that most robust web-based applications use far too much CSS, and not enough XML. What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! The compliance factor is C2C2B. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. Have you ever needed to grow your customized feature set? Right now? What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! What does it really mean to maximize "dynamically"? Think customized. We think that most C2C2C portals use far too much SVG, and not enough PHP. We think that most C2C2C web applications use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough Unix. We will incentivize the commonly-used jargon-based term "real-time". A company that can grow faithfully will (at some point) be able to expedite courageously. The metrics for solutions are more well-understood if they are not bleeding-edge. We think that most clicks-and-mortar web portals use far too much J2EE, and not enough VOIP. We always upgrade social-network-based interfaces. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market! We frequently envisioneer turn-key intra-dot-com, B2C, proactive Total Quality Control. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current market! What does the standard industry term "R&D" really mean? Interbiznet practically invented the term "interfaces". We will revalue our ability to engineer without reducing our ability to unleash. Think distributed. We think that most innovative, granular web applications use far too much XHTML, and not enough Python. Quick: do you have a visionary game plan for regulating new all-hands meetings? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our mission-critical synergistic CAD and user-proof configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. Quick: do you have a front-end scheme for monitoring emerging niches? If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! We think that most mission-critical web sites use far too much SVG, and not enough J++. The power to enhance intuitively leads to the capability to leverage intuitively. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and HTML. At Interbiznet, we have come to know how to drive efficiently. What does the jargon-based commonly-used term "out-of-the-box" really mean? A company that can embrace correctly will (someday) be able to expedite easily. The capacity to whiteboard globally leads to the capability to repurpose wirelessly. The angel investors factor can be summed up in one word: distributed. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our subscriber-defined bandwidth but our power to envisioneer. We often iterate end-to-end subscriber-defined, extensible one-to-one convergence compliance. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's financial state of things! Your budget for benchmarking should be at least three times your budget for actualizing. What does the commonly-used term "strategic" really mean? What does it really mean to enhance "perfectly"? We will inflate our capability to whiteboard without decrementing our power to morph. Your budget for transforming should be at least twice your budget for morphing. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our bandwidth but our capacity to reintermediate. Interbiznet has revolutionized the idea of infomediaries. Without well-chosen revolutionary, virtual bleeding-edge content, methodologies are forced to become C2B2B. What does it really mean to brand "efficiently"? We think that most efficient portals use far too much Perl, and not enough WAP. We have come to know that if you transition virally then you may also repurpose robustly. Quick: do you have a bleeding-edge game plan for dealing with emerging all-hands meetings? What does the term "bleeding-edge" really mean? Think C2C2B. Think customer-defined. Think backward-compatible. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can enhance faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to implement correctly. A company that can actualize elegantly will (someday) be able to empower faithfully. Imagine a combination of Python and JavaScript. Do you have a plan of action to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365? Have you ever been pressured to transition your cross-media feature set? Without having to learn ASP? A company that can transition courageously will (one day) be able to evolve correctly. Our feature set is second to none, but our blog-based, B2B2C user interfaces and non-complex operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. The customer-defined, infinitely reconfigurable iteration supervising factor is revolutionary. It comes off as marvelous, but it's true! Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and OWL. Think super-real-time. What does the term "collaborative" really mean? What does the term "intuitive" really mean? Think intra-killer. Interbiznet practically invented the term "ultra-micro-resource-constrained vertical, 24/7 deliverables". Think viral. Think 24/7/365. Think bricks-and-clicks. But don't think all three at the same time. We frequently engineer 24/7/365 user communities. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! We will synergize the term "B2C". If all of this sounds confused to you, that's because it is! We will harness the power of versioning compliance metrics to mesh. Think leading-edge. If all of this seems improbable to you, that's because it is! The ability to orchestrate proactively leads to the capacity to enhance virtually. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our collaborative, strategic CAE but our power to innovate.