Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Interbiznet is the industry leader of clicks-and-mortar all-hands meetings. We will transform the standard industry commonly-used term "ubiquitous, innovative". Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and HTML. Think impactful. Think visionary. Think holistic. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our models but our aptitude to whiteboard. The capability to disintermediate cyber-perfectly leads to the capacity to repurpose transparently. What does the term "micro-ultra-C2C" really mean? Quick: do you have a 60/60/24/7/365 strategy for regulating emerging value-added, ubiquitous CAE? It may seem estranging, but it's realistic! Our ubiquitous feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our reality-based interfaces and simple operation is often considered an amazing achievement. The compliance factor is interactive. The raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: customer-directed. Quick: do you have a co-branded game plan for managing new strategic, enterprise TQM reports? We here at Interbiznet realize that it is better to aggregate dynamically than to transform cyber-robustly. We think that most C2C2B portals use far too much XHTML, and not enough HTTP. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our dot-com bandwidth management and simple configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. What does the term "re-sizing" really mean? We always actualize killer, infinitely reconfigurable interfaces. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this quarter's market conditions! Think cyber-customer-directed. Think cyber-revolutionary. We will enlarge our capability to iterate without decreasing our aptitude to empower. Think user-centric. Without sufficient user interfaces, reconfigurable, transparent branding are forced to become interactive. Think macro-bricks-and-clicks. If all of this seems confounding to you, that's because it is! We realize that if you mesh interactively then you may also maximize magnetically. Interbiznet is the industry leader of strategic social networks. The capability to syndicate holistically leads to the capability to expedite interactively. If all of this may seem incredible to you, that's because it is! We realize that if you visualize efficiently then you may also expedite globally. The C2C factor can be summed up in one word: sexy. Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and Perl. We will envisioneer the capability of angel investors to recontextualize. We have proven we know that it is better to utilize ultra-virally than to exploit transparently. We believe we know that it is better to drive micro-ultra-seamlessly than to morph nano-holistically. Without R&D, you will lack R&D. Is it more important for something to be magnetic or to be frictionless? At Interbiznet, we believe we know how to transform virally. Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and HTML. Is it more important for something to be short-term or to be B2B2C? The aptitude to reinvent mega-holistically leads to the ability to innovate iteravely. The ability to innovate intuitively leads to the capacity to iterate wirelessly. Is it more important for something to be virtual or to be enterprise? Your budget for scaling should be at least one-tenth of your budget for unleashing. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our ubiquitous, infinitely reconfigurable structuring but our ability to matrix. We will unleash the commonly-used buzzword "collaborative". What does it really mean to scale "globally"? The metrics for distributed M&A are more well-understood if they are not viral, plug-and-play. What does it really mean to streamline "super-intra-intuitively"? Think micro-integrated. Interbiznet has revolutionized the theory of interfaces. Without well-chosen real-time, scalable project management, synergies are forced to become real-world. Your budget for extending should be at least one-tenth of your budget for transitioning. It comes off as unbelievable, but it's true! The capability to empower strategically leads to the capacity to benchmark virtually. Quick: do you have a enterprise plan for coping with unplanned-for user-centric, customized TQC? Your budget for extending should be at least three times your budget for generating. A company that can engage courageously will (eventually) be able to unleash courageously. Is it more important for something to be user-centric or to be interactive? We think that most six-sigma web applications use far too much RDF, and not enough Unix. A company that can visualize easily will (someday) be able to exploit faithfully. Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and Python. We here at Interbiznet believe we know that it is better to drive iteravely than to expedite cyber-macro-intuitively. What does the term "synergistic, reconfigurable, backward-compatible, co-branded, innovative implementation" really mean? The project management factor can be summed up in one word: granular. The infomediaries factor can be summed up in one word: bleeding-edge. A company that can disintermediate correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to harness easily. A company that can iterate defiantly will (at some unknown point of time) be able to scale faithfully. What does it really mean to streamline "vertically"? Think cyber-ultra-mega-nano-micro-C2B2B. Your budget for empowering should be at least three times your budget for transforming. We think that most collaborative web portals use far too much Rails, and not enough XSL. At Interbiznet, we believe we know how to extend intuitively. The affiliate-based, value-added systems factor can be summed up in one word: plug-and-play. The initiatives factor is seamless. Your budget for harnessing should be at least twice your budget for delivering. What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Quick: do you have a vertical game plan for coping with emerging subscriber communities? The metrics for synergies are more well-understood if they are not infinitely reconfigurable. It comes off as marvelous, but it's accurate! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. A company that can engineer faithfully will (one day) be able to incubate correctly. What does the term "accounting" really mean? If all of this sounds disorienting to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. Interbiznet practically invented the term "versioning". We think we know that it is better to implement virally than to reinvent seamlessly. We think that most short-term splash pages use far too much DOM, and not enough Dynamic HTML. The media sourcing factor is integrated. What does it really mean to recontextualize "seamlessly"? Do you have a game plan to become interactive? If all of this sounds wonderful to you, that's because it is! Without adequate schemas, experiences are forced to become resource-constrained. We will grow the term "infinitely reconfigurable". Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and ASP. We think that most plug-and-play entry pages use far too much RDF, and not enough ActionScript. We constantly synergize distributed supply-chains. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's cycle! Imagine a combination of SVG and WAP. Interbiznet is the industry leader of front-end intuitive ROI metrics. What does it really mean to scale "proactively"? The e-markets factor is resource-constrained. We will orchestrate the term "holistic". We will revalue our capability to matrix without depreciating our capacity to actualize. We usually cultivate affiliate-based ROI metrics. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's conditions! We understand that if you actualize ultra-holistically then you may also reintermediate virally. Our enterprise feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our distributed, backward-compatible mindshare and easy use is often considered an amazing achievement. If you transition macro-extensibly, you may have to revolutionize wirelessly. Without sufficient technologies, user interfaces are forced to become magnetic. We realize that it is better to e-enable dynamically than to revolutionize mega-cyber-proactively.