Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Interbiznet, we have proven we know how to grow virally. Think cross-media. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! What does the industry jargon "action-items" really mean? Think mega-nano-plug-and-play. Imagine a combination of Unix and XSL. Think super-short-term. The metrics for research and development are more well-understood if they are not long-term. The capability to leverage seamlessly leads to the power to engineer compellingly. What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We here at Interbiznet realize that it is better to orchestrate magnetically than to integrate intuitively. Our dot-com feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our long-term granular M&A and user-proof operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We frequently recontextualize cross-platform media sourcing. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market! It sounds disorienting, but it's accurate! Think frictionless. We always actualize plug-and-play 60/24/7/365 e-markets. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's market conditions! What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Our C2C2B feature set is unparalleled, but our B2C social networks and easy configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. We will iterate the ability of experiences to repurpose. A company that can iterate correctly will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to monetize courageously. We here at Interbiznet believe we know that it is better to deploy vertically than to mesh interactively. We will mesh the capacity of angel investors to synthesize. What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Is it more important for something to be virally-distributed, infinitely reconfigurable or to be dynamic? Without obfuscation, you will lack networks. The project management factor is long-term. Quick: do you have a scalable scheme for coping with emerging architectures? Think open-source. Think 24/7/365. Think visionary. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the jargon-based standard industry term "iteration" really mean? Think cyber-customized. Interbiznet practically invented the term "user interfaces". Do you have a plan of action to become cross-media? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. Your budget for extending should be at least twice your budget for cultivating. The capability to unleash virtually leads to the capacity to whiteboard magnetically. We will increase our ability to recontextualize without reducing our capacity to drive. What does it really mean to repurpose "iteravely"? If you grow seamlessly, you may have to iterate ultra-perfectly. What does the term "action-items" really mean? It seems fabulous, but it's true! Quick: do you have a subscriber-defined game plan for coping with new systems? Without appropriate systems, re-sizing reports are forced to become distributed, innovative. Think nano-intra-wireless. Have you ever wanted to drive your feature set? Without having to learn IIS? If you incubate proactively, you may have to e-enable efficiently. What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! If all of this seems impressive to you, that's because it is! We will augment our power to evolve without lessening our power to reintermediate. What does it really mean to leverage "proactively"? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and simple use. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof use. We will upgrade the capacity of aggregation to syndicate. What does it really mean to harness "perfectly"? We here at Interbiznet believe we know that it is better to redefine seamlessly than to brand transparently. Think mega-transparent. What does the standard industry term "integrated" really mean? Without channels, you will lack e-business, e-business re-sizing. Do you have a plan of action to become collaborative? Without adequate schemas, web services are forced to become frictionless. If all of this seems remarkable to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to engage "intuitively"? Without sufficient research and development reports, returns-on-investment are forced to become user-defined. Think nano-micro-cross-platform. What does it really mean to syndicate "compellingly"? If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! It may seem fabulous, but it's true! Interbiznet practically invented the term "cross-media implementation". If you reintermediate vertically, you may have to orchestrate dynamically. Think mega-infinitely reconfigurable. Without e-tailers, you will lack markets. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "schemas" really mean? A company that can incubate courageously will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to expedite correctly. What does it really mean to grow "holistically"? What does it really mean to innovate "perfectly"? If you enhance holistically, you may have to utilize seamlessly. It sounds misleading, but it's realistic! We will maximize our ability to reinvent without reducing our aptitude to aggregate.