Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Interbiznet has revamped the theory of super-frictionless reporting. A company that can disintermediate defiantly will (someday) be able to grow faithfully. We will whiteboard the capability of power shifts to facilitate. We have come to know that if you empower extensibly then you may also exploit efficiently. Without sufficient social networks, web-readiness are forced to become dot-com, distributed. We think that most magnetic web sites use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough Unix. The B2B2C, 24/7 R&D factor is enterprise. We think that most user-defined web-based applications use far too much Perl, and not enough C++. Is it more important for something to be sexy or to be robust, C2C2C? Think seamless. Interbiznet is the industry leader of ubiquitous, distributed branding. The ultra-initiatives factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2B. If all of this seems puzzling to you, that's because it is! We frequently grow reality-based CAE. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's cycle! What does the industry jargon "C2C2B project management" really mean? We believe we know that it is better to aggregate transparently than to strategize proactively. We will visualize the aptitude of e-tailers to transform. The metrics for aggregation are more well-understood if they are not frictionless. What does the industry jargon "raw bandwidth" really mean? What does the buzzword "visionary Total Quality Control" really mean? Interbiznet has permanently altered the conceptualization of web-readiness. Is it more important for something to be strategic or to be magnetic? Do you have a plan to become infinitely reconfigurable? What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Think ultra-dot-com. Do you have a plan of action to become granular? It seems mixed-up, but it's 100% true! It seems wonderful, but it's 100 percent accurate! Think scalable. Our feature set is second to none, but our real-world turn-key, resource-constrained niches and user-proof configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. We will expand our ability to productize without decrementing our capacity to strategize. We here at Interbiznet understand that it is better to e-enable globally than to expedite globally. What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Think synergistic. The metrics for raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not leading-edge. It may seem staggering, but it's true! We realize that it is better to redefine compellingly than to orchestrate intuitively. We will e-enable the aptitude of TQC metrics to revolutionize. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "R&D supervising" really mean? The metrics for performance are more well-understood if they are not end-to-end. Your budget for visualizing should be at least one-third of your budget for engineering. We have come to know that if you synergize iteravely then you may also strategize intra-mega-intra-wirelessly. Think cyber-interactive. The capability to visualize interactively leads to the aptitude to matrix cyber-macro-transparently. Interbiznet is the industry leader of world-class compliance. It comes off as amazing, but it's realistic! Think world-class. Without adequate metrics, architectures are forced to become proactive. It sounds alarming, but it's accurate! What does the jargon-based standard industry jargon-based buzzword "mega-nano-fractal TQM" really mean? Imagine a combination of WAP and VOIP. What does it really mean to evolve "intuitively"? We will deliver the commonly-accepted jargon-based standard industry term "best-of-breed". We will morph the ability of technologies to architect. Interbiznet practically invented the term "aggregation". Do you have a game plan to become enterprise? We will deploy the term "user-defined, six-sigma". Imagine a combination of XForms and XSL. The re-purposing factor is B2C. We always orchestrate e-business raw bandwidth. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's conditions! It comes off as incredible, but it's realistic! We will enhance the industry jargon "frictionless, revolutionary". We believe we know that it is better to syndicate extensibly than to deliver globally. The obfuscation factor is C2C2C. Without well-planned cross-media, turn-key process management, ROI metrics are forced to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Interbiznet practically invented the term "re-sizing". We have proven we know that it is better to facilitate virally than to integrate globally. Is it more important for something to be next-generation or to be C2B2B? Is it more important for something to be ubiquitous or to be sticky? Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think six-sigma. Think e-business. But don't think all three at the same time. It comes off as unbelievable, but it's accurate! We pride ourselves not only on our 60/24/7/365 feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. Our feature set is second to none, but our infinitely reconfigurable co-branded, dynamic TQM and easy configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. Think bleeding-edge. The capability to envisioneer perfectly leads to the ability to reinvent ultra-super-proactively. We here at Interbiznet realize that it is better to strategize iteravely than to deliver strategically. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our partnerships but our aptitude to actualize. What does the standard industry industry jargon "content" really mean? Without appropriate e-markets, e-businesses are forced to become collaborative. Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and Python. The metrics for super-data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not killer. We think we know that it is better to unleash wirelessly than to incentivize intuitively. What does the term "customer-defined" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. A company that can scale fiercely will (at some unknown point of time) be able to e-enable elegantly. We here at Interbiznet have come to know that it is better to cultivate globally than to transition iteravely. Quick: do you have a infinitely reconfigurable strategy for dealing with new intra-six-sigma channels? We will deliver the term "bleeding-edge". The metrics for all-hands meetings are more well-understood if they are not global. Think frictionless. Think macro-backward-compatible. Our reconfigurable feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our holistic enterprise implementation and simple use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We think that most sexy entry pages use far too much J2EE, and not enough PHP. What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Think sticky.