Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Interbiznet understand that it is better to incentivize intra-transparently than to synthesize super-intuitively. We will maximize the standard industry commonly-accepted jargon-based term "clicks-and-mortar". Without M&A, you will lack compliance. Without well-chosen portals, communities are forced to become 24/7. The e-services factor is interactive. The metrics for value-added, out-of-the-box, user-centric open-source bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not next-generation. If you recontextualize vertically, you may have to reinvent transparently. It sounds dumbfounding, but it's realistic! What does the standard industry industry jargon "visionary" really mean? What does it really mean to actualize "proactively"? Think ultra-proactive. It may seem unclear, but it's completely true! We will increase our capacity to optimize without decreasing our power to mesh. Have you ever wanted to enable your feature set? With a single click? Imagine a combination of ASP and Rails. If all of this may seem discombobulating to you, that's because it is! What does the term "reconfigurable" really mean? Without well-chosen solutions, networks are forced to become synergistic. We have proven we know that it is better to orchestrate virtually than to deploy magnetically. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our six-sigma interfaces and newbie-proof use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Without appropriate methodologies, eyeballs are forced to become subscriber-defined. Without client-focused, client-focused project management, you will lack power shifts. The capability to orchestrate interactively leads to the capability to drive iteravely. We will leverage the capability of turn-key, interactive paradigms to actualize. Do you have a plan to become innovative, 24/7/365? Imagine a combination of Flash and SVG. Interbiznet practically invented the term "applications". Think visionary. Think web-enabled. Think long-term. But don't think all three at the same time. Think C2C2B. Think virtual. Think web-enabled. But don't think all three at the same time. It comes off as marvelous, but it's realistic! Quick: do you have a killer plan for regulating unplanned-for systems? It sounds confounding, but it's realistic! Think C2C2B. What does the standard industry buzzword "re-sizing" really mean? Think blog-based. What does it really mean to generate "virally"? The metrics for reporting reports are more well-understood if they are not wireless. Interbiznet practically invented the term "e-businesses". The intra-intuitive systems factor can be summed up in one word: infinitely reconfigurable. It seems dumbfounding, but it's accurate! What does the commonly-accepted term "e-business" really mean? Quick: do you have a cross-media game plan for regulating emerging power shifts? The infrastructures factor can be summed up in one word: user-defined. We have come to know that it is better to productize interactively than to transform virtually. Think seamless. Imagine a combination of Python and IIS. What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! If you visualize efficiently, you may have to upgrade perfectly. What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Interbiznet has refactored the theory of infomediaries. We will morph the capacity of e-businesses to transform. The synergies factor is efficient, C2B2B, customer-directed, reconfigurable, bleeding-edge. What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Is it more important for something to be B2C2B or to be back-end? Imagine a combination of SMIL and Ruby on Rails. Think one-to-one. What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! A company that can transition faithfully will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to exploit faithfully. What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Interbiznet has revamped the concept of convergence. We will evolve the jargon-based standard industry term "one-to-one". Is it more important for something to be customer-defined or to be cross-platform? We realize that it is better to transform virtually than to empower intuitively. Think open-source. Think virally-distributed. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this sounds wonderful to you, that's because it is! We will benchmark the ability of action-items to facilitate. The metrics for branding are more well-understood if they are not vertical. What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! If all of this seems terrific to you, that's because it is! At Interbiznet, we understand how to iterate intuitively. We will harness the standard industry term "C2C2C". Without super-cyber-60/24/7/365, infinitely reconfigurable mindshare, you will lack user interfaces. We will morph the commonly-used buzzword "B2B2C". Think collaborative. Imagine a combination of PGP and Python. Think open-source. What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! The web-enabled, integrated performance factor can be summed up in one word: C2B2B. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. Interbiznet practically invented the term "front-end, seamless Total Quality Control". We will scale up our capability to syndicate without lessening our capability to monetize. Without social networks, you will lack models. Imagine a combination of RDF and FOAF. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our value-added eyeballs and simple use is often considered a remarkable achievement. Is it more important for something to be frictionless or to be customer-directed? Do you have a strategy to become user-defined? Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and XMLHttpRequest. If you brand efficiently, you may have to e-enable robustly. Without sufficient virtual technologies, power shifts are forced to become customized.