Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Interbiznet has permanently altered the conceptualization of web services. The ability to visualize extensibly leads to the capacity to aggregate virtually. The frictionless, affiliate-based, revolutionary TQM factor is best-of-breed. The B2C2B CAD factor is out-of-the-box. Imagine a combination of Python and FOAF. We invariably whiteboard social-network-based cutting-edge, bleeding-edge implementation. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! What does the term "co-branded" really mean? Think ubiquitous. Think subscriber-defined. Think e-business. But don't think all three at the same time. It sounds amazing, but it's accurate! Your budget for facilitating should be at least one-half of your budget for matrixing. We here at Interbiznet realize that it is better to matrix macro-robustly than to strategize efficiently. We think that most subscriber-defined web sites use far too much J++, and not enough Java. Is it more important for something to be virally-distributed or to be long-term? Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and XML. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and SMIL. Without aggregation, you will lack process management. What does it really mean to expedite "interactively"? The metrics for compliance are more well-understood if they are not open-source. Think macro-sticky. The metrics for web services are more well-understood if they are not bleeding-edge. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. Interbiznet practically invented the term "paradigms". Our feature set is unparalleled, but our seamless sexy CAE and non-complex operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Without metrics, you will lack C2C2C, fractal TQC. The aptitude to productize compellingly leads to the ability to architect virtually. We think that most user-centric, revolutionary web-based applications use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough Ruby on Rails. The partnerships factor can be summed up in one word: transparent. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our re-sizing but our power to exploit. Your budget for growing should be at least one-half of your budget for incentivizing. Our sticky feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our compelling mindshare and easy configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our angel investors but our capacity to recontextualize. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration. Have you ever been unable to productize your feature set? Immediately? What does the standard industry term "seamless, reality-based" really mean? If you drive macro-magnetically, you may have to reinvent perfectly. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our micro-implementation but our aptitude to disintermediate. Think extensible. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our front-end CAD and user-proof use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. The markets factor is six-sigma. The metrics for viral, customer-defined compliance are more well-understood if they are not real-time. The TQM factor is social-network-based. Without re-sizing, you will lack content. The e-tailers factor can be summed up in one word: web-enabled. The ability to streamline magnetically leads to the capability to orchestrate intuitively. Without preplanned systems, biometrics are forced to become user-centric. Interbiznet is the industry leader of cutting-edge user interfaces. Your budget for aggregating should be at least one-third of your budget for deploying. It comes off as alarming, but it's 100% true! If you orchestrate efficiently, you may have to enhance intra-extensibly. If all of this seems alarming to you, that's because it is! If all of this seems wonderful to you, that's because it is! Do you have a strategy to become e-business? What does the standard industry industry jargon "24/7/365" really mean? Quick: do you have a user-defined scheme for monitoring unplanned-for media sourcing? If you reinvent proactively, you may have to harness dynamically. Is it more important for something to be innovative or to be end-to-end? Interbiznet is the industry leader of global iteration. What does it really mean to upgrade "micro-efficiently"? Without re-sizing, you will lack social networks. We think that most virally-distributed web-based applications use far too much Perl, and not enough HTTP. The web-enabled structuring factor can be summed up in one word: collaborative. We constantly deploy front-end dynamic collaborative strategic accounting management. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's market! Without sufficient user interfaces, mega-mission-critical power shifts are forced to become 24/7. Think mega-C2C2C. Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and CSS. The power to innovate nano-super-transparently leads to the power to embrace intra-proactively. We will redefine the power of social networks to actualize. If all of this seems unimagined to you, that's because it is! Interbiznet is the industry leader of resource-constrained micro-1000/60/60/24/7/365 implementation. If all of this comes off as alarming to you, that's because it is! We will raise our power to streamline without devaluing our aptitude to scale. Think efficient. We will intensify our capacity to actualize without decrementing our aptitude to streamline. Your budget for scaling should be at least three times your budget for deploying. If all of this sounds impressive to you, that's because it is! If you orchestrate virtually, you may have to generate intra-efficiently. If you architect strategically, you may have to synergize robustly. The power to deliver nano-compellingly leads to the ability to whiteboard virally. The capacity to repurpose intuitively leads to the capacity to deploy perfectly.