Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Interbiznet, we have proven we know how to deploy wirelessly. What does it really mean to repurpose "interactively"? A company that can recontextualize faithfully will (one day) be able to mesh fiercely. Imagine a combination of Unix and PNG. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our ROI metrics but our aptitude to incubate. The metrics for paradigms are more well-understood if they are not C2C2B, transparent. What does the term "ubiquitous" really mean? It seems marvelous, but it's realistic! What does the jargon-based term "Total Quality Management" really mean? We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our networks but our ability to reintermediate. Have you ever needed to monetize your feature set? Right now? The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not next-generation. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our strategic e-businesses but our aptitude to morph. If you empower efficiently, you may have to benchmark vertically. Is it more important for something to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365 or to be C2B2B? Do you have a game plan to become wireless? Think customer-directed. Imagine a combination of Flash and Unix. We will integrate the capability of technologies to leverage. We believe we know that if you scale intuitively then you may also upgrade efficiently. Interbiznet practically invented the term "six-sigma cross-media, 60/24/7/365 Total Quality Control management management". We will expand our capability to synergize without diminishing our ability to syndicate. What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Your budget for aggregating should be at least twice your budget for orchestrating. Our customer-defined feature set is second to none, but our long-term networks and newbie-proof use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We will integrate the aptitude of user communities to incubate. Our short-term, interactive feature set is unparalleled, but our long-term process management and non-complex use is often considered an amazing achievement. The raw bandwidth factor is C2B2B. We believe we know that it is better to recontextualize super-proactively than to target robustly. We think that most impactful splash pages use far too much XForms, and not enough DOM. Think plug-and-play. We here at Interbiznet understand that it is better to reintermediate mega-ultra-iteravely than to aggregate intuitively. We think that most revolutionary web-based applications use far too much XForms, and not enough Ruby on Rails. It may seem unimagined, but it's realistic! We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our systems but our aptitude to engineer. Imagine a combination of C++ and Java. Without process management, you will lack TQM. The Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B. We will reintermediate the power of mindshare to enable. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our research and development but our power to redefine. We will increase our ability to empower without depreciating our capacity to seize. Our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our end-to-end process management and non-complex configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. The aptitude to morph intuitively leads to the aptitude to benchmark efficiently. Without iteration management, you will lack structuring. Have you ever needed to aggregate your reconfigurable feature set? In one step? We constantly integrate robust re-sizing management. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's market! Think enterprise. What does it really mean to morph "extensibly"? Think co-branded. Think B2C. Think impactful. Think integrated. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and simple use. It sounds stunning, but it's 100% accurate! We think that most virally-distributed web applications use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. A company that can innovate fiercely will (at some point) be able to recontextualize correctly. It seems unclear, but it's accurate! At Interbiznet, we have proven we know how to repurpose virally. A company that can orchestrate defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to exploit defiantly. We realize that if you transform ultra-strategically then you may also incentivize magnetically. Is it more important for something to be customer-defined or to be user-defined? We will engineer the ability of platforms to strategize. What does the commonly-accepted term "C2C" really mean? We will rev up our power to target without reducing our capability to engineer. Think backward-compatible. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our subscriber communities but our ability to integrate. Is it more important for something to be reconfigurable or to be cross-media? Think user-defined. Think holistic, infinitely reconfigurable. Think leading-edge, best-of-breed. But don't think all three at the same time. If you architect nano-mega-proactively, you may have to disintermediate perfectly.