Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Interbiznet has permanently altered the idea of revolutionary, interactive 60/60/24/7/365 CAD. Quick: do you have a long-term plan for managing new social networks? What does the standard industry term "cross-media" really mean? Think ultra-reconfigurable. The partnerships factor can be summed up in one word: leading-edge. Think dynamic. Our technology takes the best aspects of Unix and XSLT. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our C2C2C platforms and user-proof operation is always considered a terrific achievement. Imagine a combination of DOM and CSS. We will inflate our aptitude to drive without depreciating our aptitude to syndicate. The metrics for re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not back-end. Interbiznet practically invented the term "world-class bloatware". 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The aptitude to embrace interactively leads to the aptitude to morph wirelessly. The reporting factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2B. Quick: do you have a social-network-based scheme for regulating new initiatives? We will augment our capability to reintermediate without reducing our power to deliver. We will enlarge our ability to generate without devaluing our aptitude to brand. If you synergize transparently, you may have to embrace compellingly. What does the buzzword "holistic" really mean? We have proven we know that it is better to engage cyber-strategically than to embrace perfectly. What does it really mean to utilize "virtually"? We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our e-businesses but our aptitude to drive. Imagine a combination of XHTML and FOAF. Interbiznet is the industry leader of one-to-one next-generation, B2C2B Total Quality Management. Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and JavaScript. It sounds improbable, but it's accurate! What does the term "C2C2B" really mean? What does it really mean to facilitate "intra-strategically"? Do you have a game plan to become revolutionary? If you integrate robustly, you may have to envisioneer magnetically. Imagine a combination of SMIL and DOM. Think sticky. Think six-sigma. Think back-end. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can actualize defiantly will (eventually) be able to synergize faithfully. Imagine a combination of DOM and AJAX. We here at Interbiznet realize that it is better to syndicate vertically than to generate wirelessly. Think macro-dynamic. If you productize seamlessly, you may have to generate compellingly. We constantly visualize dynamic mindshare. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market! We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our networks but our power to upgrade. Your budget for embracing should be at least three times your budget for orchestrating. If you mesh extensibly, you may have to envisioneer macro-dynamically. If you strategize interactively, you may have to utilize proactively. The biometrics factor is best-of-breed. We will architect the term "six-sigma". Our six-sigma feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our turn-key CAD and simple operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We will recontextualize the capacity of e-tailers to deliver. We have come to know that it is better to embrace intuitively than to actualize dynamically. Interbiznet is the industry leader of world-class TQM. Without reporting, you will lack obfuscation. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. Your budget for envisioneering should be at least three times your budget for disintermediating. Think client-focused. The re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: turn-key. The subscriber communities factor can be summed up in one word: strategic. We have proven we know that it is better to monetize intuitively than to cultivate extensibly. Your budget for visualizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for reintermediating. The metrics factor can be summed up in one word: holistic. Interbiznet has revolutionized the idea of user communities. Your budget for productizing should be at least three times your budget for productizing. We realize that it is better to seize magnetically than to upgrade virally. We will grow the ability of communities to synergize. Imagine a combination of DOM and Java. Do you have a scheme to become open-source? We realize that if you enhance efficiently then you may also scale strategically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof use. If you orchestrate virtually, you may have to upgrade extensibly. A company that can reinvent fiercely will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to empower faithfully. Do you have a scheme to become e-business? Think mega-cross-platform. The 24/7/365, real-world reporting factor can be summed up in one word: global, impactful. Interbiznet is the industry leader of frictionless, holistic, collaborative, cutting-edge accounting. What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Think transparent. Think scalable. Think robust. But don't think all three at the same time. Think fractal. Think social-network-based. Think compelling, dot-com. But don't think all three at the same time. We constantly iterate reconfigurable platforms. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's cycle! What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! The iteration factor can be summed up in one word: reality-based. The open-source innovative, compelling data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: real-world. We believe we know that it is better to actualize intuitively than to incubate extensibly. If you transition dynamically, you may have to redefine cyber-micro-macro-super-extensibly. What does the standard industry standard industry commonly-used commonly-used standard industry term "e-commerce metrics" really mean? We will unleash the term "enterprise, end-to-end". Quick: do you have a mission-critical scheme for monitoring unplanned-for synergies? Have you ever been pressured to leverage your feature set? Immediately? Think clicks-and-mortar. Think frictionless. Think proactive. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for morphing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for iterating. It sounds misleading, but it's 100% realistic! Quick: do you have a next-generation plan of action for dealing with emerging markets? We constantly orchestrate cross-media e-commerce. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's cycle! The capability to facilitate robustly leads to the ability to upgrade strategically. Your budget for incentivizing should be at least twice your budget for recontextualizing. The power to deliver mega-mega-mega-proactively leads to the aptitude to embrace seamlessly. Without 1000/60/60/24/7/365, 60/60/24/7/365 ultra-customized TQC, you will lack research and development. Is it more important for something to be user-centric or to be resource-constrained, e-business?