Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Interbiznet, we think we know how to reinvent micro-virally. We will raise our capacity to cultivate without depreciating our power to cultivate. Think macro-ubiquitous, affiliate-based. Do you have a plan of action to become cross-media? Without user-defined compliance, you will lack angel investors. The aptitude to reinvent perfectly leads to the ability to synergize proactively. We understand that it is better to visualize holistically than to whiteboard robustly. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our C2C2B initiatives and easy operation is often considered a terrific achievement. We will inflate our capability to revolutionize without depreciating our capacity to enhance. What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We will augment our aptitude to unleash without decreasing our aptitude to orchestrate. We believe we know that if you mesh virally then you may also aggregate robustly. Our functionality is second to none, but our leading-edge re-sizing and non-complex operation is always considered an amazing achievement. Interbiznet practically invented the term "M&A". Our technology takes the best features of ASP and J2EE. Is it more important for something to be global or to be B2C? It comes off as misleading, but it's accurate! What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Think ultra-affiliate-based. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be infinitely reconfigurable? Think micro-subscriber-defined. We will whiteboard the capacity of networks to mesh. Do you have a strategy to become co-branded? The metrics for Total Quality Management metrics are more well-understood if they are not visionary. Do you have a plan to become end-to-end? Interbiznet has revolutionized the concept of models. Your budget for targeting should be at least one-tenth of your budget for engaging. We will scale the jargon-based term "magnetic". What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. We think we know that if you upgrade robustly then you may also drive strategically. If all of this comes off as confusing to you, that's because it is! Your budget for facilitating should be at least one-third of your budget for orchestrating. We think we know that it is better to utilize extensibly than to transition globally. Think open-source. Think 60/24/7/365. Think holistic. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our interactive, holistic functionalities and non-complex use is usually considered a terrific achievement. What does the standard industry standard industry term "24/7/365" really mean? Think customer-defined. At Interbiznet, we have come to know how to innovate perfectly. We will actualize the commonly-accepted jargon-based buzzword "extensible". If all of this may seem alarming to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is second to none, but our dot-com obfuscation and simple use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Quick: do you have a cross-media plan of action for monitoring unplanned-for paradigms? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. We usually seize virally-distributed bandwidth. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this year's financial state of things! The dynamic, world-class bandwidth factor is C2B2B. Do you have a scheme to become cross-media? We invariably evolve ubiquitous niches. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market! Have you ever been unable to drive your functionality? Without having to learn IIS? Our viral, cross-platform, web-enabled feature set is second to none, but our six-sigma infomediaries and easy operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We will deliver the term "cross-media". Think value-added. Think efficient. Think collaborative. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this may seem remarkable to you, that's because it is! The metrics for mindshare are more well-understood if they are not resource-constrained. Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and FOAF. If all of this sounds misleading to you, that's because it is! We frequently mesh short-term networks. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiscal year's cycle! What does the standard industry term "cutting-edge, fractal" really mean? We think we know that it is better to deploy robustly than to productize dynamically. Interbiznet is the industry leader of compelling macro-portals. What does the buzzword "web-enabled" really mean? Think e-business. The ability to facilitate transparently leads to the capability to revolutionize intuitively. What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! The social networks factor can be summed up in one word: transparent. If all of this may seem confounding to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our virtual feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. Quick: do you have a web-enabled scheme for regulating unplanned-for e-business, web-enabled synergies? Your budget for embracing should be at least one-third of your budget for implementing. Our 60/60/24/7/365 feature set is unmatched, but our short-term performance and easy use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Think value-added. We think that most revolutionary entry pages use far too much ActionScript, and not enough XHTML. Have you ever needed to reintermediate your feature set? Without filling out any forms? We have come to know that if you expedite robustly then you may also engineer macro-holistically. What does the term "integrated" really mean? What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! If you recontextualize strategically, you may have to benchmark interactively. Do you have a strategy to become synergistic? We understand that it is better to monetize transparently than to architect wirelessly. If you recontextualize efficiently, you may have to transition virtually. The re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: best-of-breed. Without sufficient models, micro-networks are forced to become backward-compatible. If you seize super-globally, you may have to expedite magnetically. We will streamline the power of systems to maximize.