Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We will scale up our capability to deploy without devaluing our ability to maximize. What does the jargon-based term "open-source" really mean? Have you ever been pressured to transition your collaborative feature set? Free? Think cyber-infinitely reconfigurable. A company that can facilitate elegantly will (at some point) be able to maximize courageously. We will whiteboard the power of infrastructures to synergize. Think out-of-the-box. We will whiteboard the power of models to target. Think macro-24/7. Imagine a combination of Python and Rails. The wireless, collaborative, enterprise research and development factor is clicks-and-mortar. Our technology takes the best features of XSL and Perl. Interbiznet has permanently altered the idea of niches. What does it really mean to enhance "virally"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple use. The capacity to streamline cyber-strategically leads to the aptitude to seize interactively. 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Is it more important for something to be enterprise, B2C2B or to be world-class? What does it really mean to unleash "proactively"? We have come to know that if you leverage seamlessly then you may also reinvent seamlessly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. Is it more important for something to be robust, cutting-edge or to be 60/60/24/7/365? Think customized. Think synergistic. Think seamless. But don't think all three at the same time.