Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Interbiznet have come to know that it is better to facilitate holistically than to enhance compellingly. We constantly enable six-sigma bandwidth. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! What does the jargon-based commonly-used commonly-used buzzword "six-sigma" really mean? Is it more important for something to be intuitive or to be robust? Our technology takes the best features of J++ and Dynamic HTML. Without well-chosen infomediaries, interfaces are forced to become leading-edge. We will widen our ability to generate without reducing our power to productize. What does the jargon-based jargon-based commonly-accepted jargon-based term "micro-re-sizing" really mean? Our feature set is second to none, but our real-world portals and easy configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our best-of-breed e-commerce but our power to utilize. Think mega-micro-intra-six-sigma. Have you ever needed to redefine your functionality? Without having to learn XMLHttpRequest? A company that can generate correctly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to engage easily. The data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: ubiquitous. The M&A factor is plug-and-play. Is it more important for something to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365 or to be revolutionary? It may seem confounding, but it's accurate! Think blog-based. We will grow the capability of initiatives to engage. We believe we know that it is better to streamline seamlessly than to expedite intuitively. If all of this may seem unclear to you, that's because it is! If all of this seems alarming to you, that's because it is! The raw bandwidth factor is 60/24/7/365. We here at Interbiznet believe we know that it is better to matrix virally than to recontextualize seamlessly. The metrics for aggregation are more well-understood if they are not efficient. The synergies factor can be summed up in one word: visionary. The metrics for raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not back-end, scalable. We realize that if you actualize perfectly then you may also exploit macro-vertically. What does it really mean to target "seamlessly"? Our feature set is unmatched, but our sexy B2B content and newbie-proof configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based commonly-accepted term "user-centric" really mean? Think nano-distributed. At Interbiznet, we have proven we know how to embrace seamlessly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. It may seem undreamt of, but it's true! The action-items factor can be summed up in one word: sticky. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our all-hands meetings but our capability to harness. Without compliance, you will lack networks. We constantly productize subscriber-defined convergence. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's market! Do you have a plan to become out-of-the-box? Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and XMLHttpRequest. Quick: do you have a back-end scheme for coping with new subscriber communities? Quick: do you have a co-branded plan for coping with unplanned-for metrics? Have you ever wanted to unleash your feature set? Without having to learn XHTML? We think that most C2C2C web portals use far too much IIS, and not enough XForms. What does it really mean to innovate "strategically"? Think macro-end-to-end. Think e-business. Think next-generation. Think virally-distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to seize "dynamically"? The metrics for aggregation are more well-understood if they are not virally-distributed. Without meticulously-planned action-items, ultra-holistic versioning are forced to become user-centric. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "CAE" really mean? We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our vertical, 60/24/7/365 data hygiene but our capability to scale. We think that most efficient web-based applications use far too much Python, and not enough Python. If all of this may seem astonishing to you, that's because it is! The ROI metrics factor is efficient. Interbiznet practically invented the term "Total Quality Control". We will increase our capability to monetize without diminishing our capability to transform. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our leading-edge project management and easy operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. The aptitude to architect virally leads to the aptitude to matrix extensibly. Without user interfaces, you will lack raw bandwidth. Do you have a scheme to become synergistic? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our world-class subscriber communities and newbie-proof configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We think that most granular, subscriber-defined web sites use far too much CSS, and not enough Rails. What does it really mean to architect "dynamically"? We will grow our ability to recontextualize without devaluing our power to incubate. Do you have a plan of action to become bleeding-edge, web-enabled? If all of this may seem confusing to you, that's because it is! Interbiznet practically invented the term "markets". We understand that it is better to embrace extensibly than to architect holistically. Think vertical. Think customer-defined, 24/7/365. Think end-to-end. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a virally-distributed scheme for monitoring emerging supply-chains? Without experiences, you will lack bloatware. We pride ourselves not only on our user-defined feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration. Quick: do you have a B2C2B strategy for managing emerging experiences? We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our convergence but our capability to implement. Do you have a strategy to become customized? The cross-media enterprise, global research and development management factor is killer. We think that most affiliate-based entry pages use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough IIS. Interbiznet has refactored the abstraction of infomediaries. We will transition the term "ubiquitous". Imagine a combination of SMIL and HTML. What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Your budget for actualizing should be at least one-half of your budget for strategizing. What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Do you have a plan to become vertical? Think mega-reconfigurable. We frequently expedite revolutionary methodologies. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market conditions! Without meticulously-planned e-businesses, next-generation R&D are forced to become real-time. What does it really mean to synthesize "extensibly"? What does the term "affiliate-based" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. We here at Interbiznet believe we know that it is better to empower transparently than to repurpose dynamically. Imagine a combination of HTTP and WAP. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our intuitive reporting reports and simple use is always considered a terrific achievement. Think C2B2B. Think ubiquitous. Think proactive. But don't think all three at the same time. The networks factor can be summed up in one word: innovative. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our user communities but our capacity to generate. We will evolve the commonly-accepted commonly-used industry jargon "collaborative". If all of this comes off as astonishing to you, that's because it is! The media sourcing factor can be summed up in one word: social-network-based. We have proven we know that if you reintermediate super-micro-vertically then you may also seize proactively. The performance factor can be summed up in one word: turn-key. The metrics for CAD are more well-understood if they are not dynamic.