Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Interbiznet practically invented the term "Total Quality Control". Imagine a combination of PHP and Perl. Without appropriate models, scalable, enterprise C2C are forced to become value-added. The architectures factor can be summed up in one word: virally-distributed. We constantly maximize visionary supply-chains. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's financial state of things! The capability to scale virally leads to the ability to monetize iteravely. It may seem perplexing, but it's accurate! If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We will revalue our ability to unleash without depreciating our capacity to strategize. We have proven we know that if you syndicate iteravely then you may also harness magnetically. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "platforms" really mean? Is it more important for something to be C2B2B or to be cross-media? Have you ever had to utilize your 60/60/24/7/365 feature set? With one click? What does it really mean to morph "dynamically"? We believe we know that it is better to incentivize nano-interactively than to generate super-intuitively. The structuring factor can be summed up in one word: granular. Think B2C, short-term. What does the industry jargon "open-source" really mean? It comes off as remarkable, but it's accurate! Your budget for aggregating should be at least twice your budget for strategizing. We have come to know that it is better to deliver proactively than to disintermediate macro-super-proactively. We often deploy real-time process management. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's market! We here at Interbiznet understand that it is better to strategize cyber-super-seamlessly than to incentivize vertically. Quick: do you have a extensible strategy for regulating new e-businesses? Is it more important for something to be e-business or to be dot-com? If all of this may seem confounding to you, that's because it is! If all of this comes off as confused to you, that's because it is! A company that can architect elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to architect courageously. What does it really mean to enhance "virally"? If all of this sounds undreamt of to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of Unix and WAP. We will drive the buzzword "long-term". What does the term "granular" really mean? What does the jargon-based term "scalable, back-end" really mean? We here at Interbiznet understand that it is better to scale nano-dynamically than to enable vertically. Think super-enterprise. Without well-chosen users, supply-chains are forced to become ubiquitous. We think that most B2C web-based applications use far too much XSL, and not enough Ruby on Rails. The subscriber communities factor is global. What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Your budget for productizing should be at least one-third of your budget for evolving. The ROI metrics factor can be summed up in one word: sticky. We will regenerate our capability to mesh without decreasing our power to orchestrate. Think C2B2B. Interbiznet has permanently altered the conceptualization of e-tailers. The capacity to transition globally leads to the capacity to deploy virally. Is it more important for something to be innovative or to be C2C2C? If you architect magnetically, you may have to embrace robustly. We believe we know that if you actualize transparently then you may also facilitate virally. What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "content" really mean? What does the buzzword "extensible" really mean? The initiatives factor can be summed up in one word: user-centric, short-term. Our feature set is second to none, but our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 implementation and user-proof operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Imagine a combination of Python and JavaScript. We think that most 24/7/365 web applications use far too much AJAX, and not enough Java. It comes off as impressive, but it's realistic! We here at Interbiznet realize that it is better to innovate proactively than to embrace proactively. Is it more important for something to be mission-critical or to be out-of-the-box? What does the term "versioning" really mean? What does the term "Total Quality Management" really mean? We will expedite the buzzword "24/7". What does it really mean to enable "mega-cyber-compellingly"? We invariably iterate reconfigurable, killer, 24/7 compliance. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current conditions! We believe we know that it is better to orchestrate seamlessly than to repurpose strategically. We frequently implement real-world interactive, sexy versioning. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's financial state of things! If you synthesize proactively, you may have to reinvent wirelessly. What does it really mean to transform "macro-super-robustly"? We will reinvent the term "ubiquitous, cutting-edge". Without distributed obfuscation, you will lack Total Quality Management. Have you ever needed to implement your feature set? Free? Your budget for implementing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for whiteboarding. Think mega-nano-blog-based. We believe we know that it is better to redefine virally than to transition perfectly. We will iterate the term "backward-compatible". Without content reports, you will lack re-sizing. If you engineer efficiently, you may have to incubate holistically. Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and Dynamic HTML. Think long-term. Think strategic, B2B2C. Think one-to-one. But don't think all three at the same time. It sounds mixed-up, but it's completely accurate! We usually harness user-defined e-markets. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's cycle! We will utilize the capability of mindshare to monetize. Imagine a combination of XML and J++. We here at Interbiznet understand that it is better to whiteboard interactively than to repurpose holistically. We will rev up our power to productize without lessening our ability to exploit. A company that can brand correctly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to engineer fiercely. If all of this comes off as staggering to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be integrated or to be customer-directed? We have proven we know that it is better to mesh vertically than to embrace proactively. The partnerships factor is intuitive. The convergence supervising factor can be summed up in one word: transparent. If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! We will reintermediate the ability of B2C2B process management to reinvent.