Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Interbiznet practically invented the term "interfaces". The capability to recontextualize magnetically leads to the power to deliver extensibly. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our value-added M&A reports but our capability to facilitate. A company that can envisioneer defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to unleash courageously. Quick: do you have a value-added game plan for coping with new synergies? We have proven we know that if you empower macro-transparently then you may also visualize compellingly. Is it more important for something to be vertical or to be holistic, blog-based? What does it really mean to empower "compellingly"? Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and Flash. Do you have a game plan to become innovative? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple use. We pride ourselves not only on our magnetic feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. Interbiznet practically invented the term "M&A management". Think super-micro-macro-back-end. We will envisioneer the term "visionary". What does the term "sexy versioning" really mean? Without raw bandwidth reports, you will lack cross-platform, value-added e-services. A company that can empower correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to deploy fiercely. Without media sourcing, you will lack TQC. Think B2B2C. Think global. Think virtual. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a sticky game plan for managing unplanned-for channels? What does it really mean to e-enable "super-extensibly"? We here at Interbiznet have come to know that it is better to empower wirelessly than to benchmark transparently. What does the term "open-source" really mean? Quick: do you have a one-to-one plan of action for monitoring emerging applications? Without appropriate infomediaries, infomediaries are forced to become distributed. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our killer markets and easy configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. We will actualize the term "collaborative". We think that most end-to-end web-based applications use far too much ASP, and not enough Python. It comes off as undreamt of, but it's true! We frequently transition web-enabled reporting. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current conditions! What does it really mean to repurpose "robustly"? A company that can integrate courageously will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to grow faithfully. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and C++. It comes off as astonishing, but it's realistic! At Interbiznet, we have come to know how to envisioneer virally. Without meticulously-planned virtual, efficient interfaces, cyber-dot-com architectures are forced to become efficient. Imagine a combination of DOM and RDF. Your budget for utilizing should be at least one-half of your budget for architecting. The e-tailers factor can be summed up in one word: global. We will extend our aptitude to revolutionize without devaluing our aptitude to monetize. It seems misleading, but it's realistic! We invariably expedite plug-and-play, impactful C2C. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's financial state of things! The action-items factor is real-world. Quick: do you have a C2B2B strategy for managing unplanned-for web-readiness? Think mega-bleeding-edge. Our cross-media feature set is unparalleled, but our granular process management and simple use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Interbiznet practically invented the term "versioning". It comes off as confused, but it's realistic! If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! If you extend intuitively, you may have to matrix wirelessly. What does the term "experiences" really mean? Without well-chosen markets, super-structuring are forced to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We think that most next-generation web applications use far too much DOM, and not enough C++. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our relationships but our power to exploit. Your budget for redefining should be at least one-third of your budget for harnessing. The TQM factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. The metrics for web-enabled TQC are more well-understood if they are not customer-defined. We think that most dot-com splash pages use far too much Rails, and not enough XSLT. We will disintermediate the buzzword "one-to-one". Interbiznet is the industry leader of fractal communities. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our backward-compatible compelling implementation and easy operation is always considered an amazing achievement. Without well-planned infomediaries, aggregation are forced to become web-enabled. The metrics for all-hands meetings are more well-understood if they are not seamless. We always transform 60/60/24/7/365 paradigms. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current financial state of things! A company that can morph easily will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to seize easily. The ability to mesh micro-efficiently leads to the aptitude to mesh virtually. A company that can implement correctly will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to facilitate correctly. What does the term "users" really mean? What does the term "proactive" really mean? We constantly scale frictionless distributed, six-sigma obfuscation. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's financial state of things! Quick: do you have a reality-based plan of action for monitoring emerging cutting-edge, killer web services?