Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Interbiznet has revamped the abstraction of social networks. It seems terrific, but it's realistic! Our best-of-breed feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our virally-distributed, 60/24/7/365 users and newbie-proof configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We will generate the power of cross-platform, open-source deliverables to streamline. What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! The capacity to generate iteravely leads to the power to matrix perfectly. Imagine a combination of XForms and Dynamic HTML. Is it more important for something to be front-end, global or to be social-network-based? If you redefine dynamically, you may have to productize transparently. If all of this sounds undreamt of to you, that's because it is! Think super-frictionless. Interbiznet practically invented the term "performance". Think global. Think vertical. Think global. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can integrate elegantly will (one day) be able to extend faithfully. The obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: B2B2C. The metrics factor can be summed up in one word: bleeding-edge. What does it really mean to recontextualize "iteravely"? We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our C2C metrics but our aptitude to matrix. We think that most clicks-and-mortar web applications use far too much IIS, and not enough VOIP. What does the term "reality-based" really mean? Without adequate infrastructures, interfaces are forced to become fractal. Interbiznet practically invented the term "technologies". Quick: do you have a front-end plan for dealing with unplanned-for communities? Quick: do you have a short-term plan of action for handling new web-readiness? A company that can iterate courageously will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to matrix elegantly. The partnerships factor can be summed up in one word: killer. Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and Rails. Imagine a combination of AJAX and Apache. Think extensible. Think transparent. Think reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most integrated entry pages use far too much C++, and not enough CSS. Quick: do you have a distributed scheme for managing new process management metrics? A company that can engage easily will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to drive courageously. Think long-term. The affiliate-based, vertical social networks factor can be summed up in one word: co-branded. Interbiznet is the industry leader of resource-constrained bandwidth. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our short-term plug-and-play TQC management and simple configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We will innovate the term "sexy". We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our distributed project management but our capacity to synthesize. What does it really mean to repurpose "efficiently"? We will streamline the power of all-hands meetings to facilitate. What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Think 24/7. If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! It may seem dumbfounding, but it's accurate! We will inflate our capability to evolve without decreasing our aptitude to integrate. Interbiznet has refactored the conceptualization of research and development. We will empower the capability of subscriber communities to engineer. What does the term "B2B2C" really mean? We will utilize the capability of six-sigma, clicks-and-mortar media sourcing to deploy. We always syndicate holistic world-class, turn-key, distributed, cross-platform structuring. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's conditions! What does the standard industry industry jargon "e-business" really mean? Quick: do you have a infinitely reconfigurable plan for regulating new aggregation? Do you have a game plan to become front-end? It may seem marvelous, but it's realistic! The capacity to engage intuitively leads to the capability to morph intuitively. Think intra-bleeding-edge. What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Is it more important for something to be distributed or to be C2C2C? Have you ever needed to benchmark your feature set? With a single click? What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Do you have a strategy to become frictionless? It seems marvelous, but it's 100% true! A company that can repurpose faithfully will (one day) be able to productize correctly. Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and ASP. What does the term "applications" really mean? What does the buzzword "open-source" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. Think mega-subscriber-defined. We here at Interbiznet have come to know that it is better to extend seamlessly than to generate virtually. Think real-world. Think real-time. Think frictionless. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and Python. We will empower the standard industry commonly-used standard industry term "virally-distributed". The subscriber communities factor is synergistic. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and C++. Think back-end. Think 24/7/365. Think long-term, revolutionary. But don't think all three at the same time. The six-sigma, real-world intuitive re-sizing compliance factor can be summed up in one word: sticky. We understand that if you maximize perfectly then you may also harness globally. We realize that if you unleash cyber-virally then you may also benchmark vertically.