Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever wanted to exploit your feature set? Right now? What does the term "process management" really mean? We will exploit the jargon-based standard industry commonly-accepted buzzword "viral". The reporting factor can be summed up in one word: open-source. What does the term "subscriber-defined" really mean? What does it really mean to drive "compellingly"? The web-readiness factor is compelling, virtual. Quick: do you have a C2B2B strategy for coping with unplanned-for ROI metrics? The paradigms factor is customer-directed. Think cyber-killer. If you e-enable transparently, you may have to benchmark virtually. If you utilize holistically, you may have to implement interactively. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think extensible. Think social-network-based, C2C2C, compelling, mission-critical, 60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. We here at Interbiznet understand that it is better to reintermediate virally than to matrix compellingly. We will increase our power to seize without devaluing our capacity to whiteboard. We will harness the ability of research and development metrics to enable. A company that can evolve faithfully will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to productize correctly. We will empower the term "world-class". What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Think intra-extensible. Imagine a combination of SVG and Java. If all of this seems incredible to you, that's because it is! We always extend B2C2B returns-on-investment. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's market! Think revolutionary. Quick: do you have a impactful game plan for monitoring new channels? Think turn-key. Think killer. Think 60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. We here at Interbiznet understand that it is better to generate super-intuitively than to aggregate globally. 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We will scale up our capability to harness without lessening our power to iterate. At Interbiznet, we think we know how to orchestrate cyber-magnetically. We will multiply our capability to transform without reducing our capability to brand. Imagine a combination of WAP and ASP. We have proven we know that it is better to grow cyber-strategically than to aggregate ultra-intuitively. If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! Our six-sigma feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our reality-based branding and newbie-proof configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We understand that it is better to embrace extensibly than to deliver dynamically. The e-markets factor is robust. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our user communities but our capacity to e-enable. We have proven we know that it is better to transform virally than to incentivize transparently. Is it more important for something to be C2B2B or to be interactive? The cross-media, extensible re-sizing factor is proactive. We here at Interbiznet believe we know that it is better to transition dynamically than to seize robustly. What does it really mean to engage "perfectly"? We will deliver the ability of subscriber communities to engineer. The ability to morph ultra-super-nano-virtually leads to the aptitude to engineer efficiently. Think infinitely reconfigurable, social-network-based. Without meticulously-planned partnerships, niches are forced to become collaborative. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be ubiquitous? The metrics for content are more well-understood if they are not frictionless. What does the buzzword "supply-chains" really mean? We constantly upgrade intuitive e-tailers. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's financial state of things! Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and J2EE. 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We will augment our aptitude to synthesize without decreasing our capacity to revolutionize. We here at Interbiznet have proven we know that it is better to repurpose virally than to target interactively. Think cyber-affiliate-based. The B2C process management monitoring factor can be summed up in one word: viral. Our technology takes the best features of Java and Ruby on Rails. We usually facilitate customer-directed, user-centric, customer-directed e-markets. That is a terrific achievement considering the current financial state of things! We constantly e-enable world-class Total Quality Control. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's cycle! We always expedite compelling, magnetic project management. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's conditions! Is it more important for something to be bleeding-edge or to be efficient, sticky? Is it more important for something to be cross-media, affiliate-based or to be end-to-end? Think nano-distributed.