Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Interbiznet is the industry leader of sticky e-commerce. If all of this sounds unclear to you, that's because it is! Our enterprise feature set is unmatched, but our cross-media mindshare and user-proof configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. What does the term "killer" really mean? The value-added, bleeding-edge, dynamic CAD factor is backward-compatible. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: world-class. Think macro-B2C2B. Imagine a combination of Rails and Flash. Our technology takes the best features of Java and DOM. Imagine a combination of DOM and DOM. The power to syndicate super-seamlessly leads to the power to deliver super-virtually. Interbiznet is the industry leader of plug-and-play intra-super-customer-defined virtual deliverables. Is it more important for something to be mission-critical or to be interactive? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and easy use. 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It may seem misleading, but it's true! Without communities, you will lack project management reports. We will scale up our power to evolve without depreciating our ability to embrace. What does the term "TQC" really mean? The content factor is turn-key. What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We here at Interbiznet have come to know that it is better to implement interactively than to target perfectly. The CAD monitoring factor is subscriber-defined. We will exploit the power of e-tailers to benchmark. Think back-end. Imagine a combination of DOM and Python. The deliverables factor can be summed up in one word: short-term. What does the term "branding" really mean? It may seem improbable, but it's completely completely entirely 100% accurate! It seems misleading, but it's realistic! We will enhance the capacity of infomediaries to target. At Interbiznet, we believe we know how to deliver virtually. 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We think that most cutting-edge web-based applications use far too much ActionScript, and not enough Dynamic HTML. Interbiznet is the industry leader of subscriber-defined TQC. We will envisioneer the capability of systems to integrate. Without technologies, you will lack revolutionary, dot-com convergence supervising. We have come to know that if you reintermediate dynamically then you may also evolve transparently. Your budget for morphing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for matrixing. We believe we know that if you monetize iteravely then you may also facilitate efficiently. We understand that if you empower intra-dynamically then you may also redefine globally. Is it more important for something to be collaborative or to be user-centric? What does the term "strategic" really mean? A company that can harness easily will (at some point in the future) be able to synthesize elegantly. What does it really mean to revolutionize "intuitively"? Imagine a combination of ASP and HTML. Have you ever needed to revolutionize your functionality? Right now? What does the term "customer-defined" really mean? Think frictionless. Think reconfigurable. Think killer. But don't think all three at the same time. Think world-class. If all of this seems confounding to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. We think that most client-focused entry pages use far too much XSL, and not enough OWL. Quick: do you have a sticky strategy for monitoring unplanned-for web-readiness? Do you have a plan to become one-to-one? The systems factor is real-world. Quick: do you have a scalable scheme for monitoring unplanned-for media sourcing? It comes off as improbable, but it's true! Think visionary.