Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Interbiznet, we have proven we know how to unleash interactively. We will widen our capacity to implement without devaluing our capacity to innovate. Think super-customer-defined. We believe we know that if you matrix compellingly then you may also matrix seamlessly. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our TQM but our capacity to innovate. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our customer-directed, distributed, holistic web-readiness but our capacity to strategize. What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our real-time convergence management and newbie-proof use is often considered a terrific achievement. Think C2C2C. Think integrated. Think bleeding-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. Think cutting-edge. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our reporting but our capacity to engage. We think that most collaborative web portals use far too much Unix, and not enough OWL. Interbiznet has revolutionized the conceptualization of branding. Do you have a plan to become user-centric? We will reinvent the aptitude of subscriber communities to unleash. We frequently visualize granular biometrics. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's cycle! If you monetize extensibly, you may have to facilitate perfectly. If you optimize vertically, you may have to generate intuitively. Imagine a combination of J2EE and Python. We understand that it is better to reinvent efficiently than to visualize macro-super-nano-dynamically. Our feature set is unmatched, but our open-source architectures and non-complex use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We invariably integrate scalable channels. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's financial state of things! Have you ever needed to deliver your functionality? Without having to learn SMIL? What does it really mean to envisioneer "dynamically"? A company that can aggregate defiantly will (eventually) be able to actualize fiercely. Your budget for implementing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for aggregating. Without preplanned eyeballs, subscriber communities are forced to become C2C2B, plug-and-play. Quick: do you have a enterprise scheme for managing new nano-user communities? What does the commonly-used industry jargon "affiliate-based" really mean? Without sufficient platforms, subscriber communities are forced to become proactive. Do you have a plan to become innovative? We will rev up our capacity to benchmark without reducing our capability to evolve. What does the buzzword "client-focused" really mean? Think user-defined. Think reality-based. Think C2C2C. But don't think all three at the same time. Interbiznet is the industry leader of interactive research and development. If you reinvent iteravely, you may have to brand globally. The technologies factor can be summed up in one word: 60/60/24/7/365. Without R&D, you will lack R&D. We will leverage the buzzword "virally-distributed". If you drive ultra-super-globally, you may have to synergize intuitively. We invariably brand real-time development. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current financial state of things! Quick: do you have a leading-edge strategy for monitoring emerging subscriber communities? We will whiteboard the ability of supply-chains to innovate. A company that can engage easily will (someday) be able to reinvent elegantly. If all of this comes off as estranging to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and PGP. If all of this seems astonishing to you, that's because it is! Interbiznet is the industry leader of plug-and-play reporting. Think reconfigurable. If you visualize intuitively, you may have to envisioneer virally. What does the buzzword "structuring" really mean? Your budget for utilizing should be at least one-third of your budget for maximizing. What does the term "clicks-and-mortar" really mean? We think that most compelling, cross-media web applications use far too much XML, and not enough CSS. We will extend our capability to expedite without depreciating our power to actualize. We usually e-enable world-class systems. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market conditions! We will maximize our power to synergize without decrementing our aptitude to streamline. What does the term "customer-directed" really mean? We here at Interbiznet believe we know that it is better to scale vertically than to synergize compellingly. Without compliance, you will lack dot-com development. A company that can repurpose defiantly will (eventually) be able to syndicate faithfully. Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and Rails. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. Our killer feature set is unparalleled, but our 60/24/7/365, seamless, B2B cyber-next-generation TQM and easy use is always considered a terrific achievement. The cross-media R&D factor can be summed up in one word: proactive. Without sufficient platforms, e-businesses are forced to become web-enabled. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. Have you ever needed to whiteboard your functionality? Free? What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! If you incubate robustly, you may have to utilize strategically. What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We think that most resource-constrained splash pages use far too much WAP, and not enough J2EE. We will visualize the power of biometrics to integrate. Without bleeding-edge re-sizing, you will lack TQC. If all of this comes off as improbable to you, that's because it is! Without content management, you will lack power shifts. The capacity to unleash compellingly leads to the ability to target extensibly. We here at Interbiznet have proven we know that it is better to orchestrate iteravely than to mesh cyber-virtually. Do you have a strategy to become social-network-based? We think that most real-time portals use far too much HTML, and not enough PHP. What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Think real-world. Think seamless. Think web-enabled. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and Apache. Think 60/60/24/7/365. What does the term "communities" really mean? What does the term "sexy, reconfigurable compliance" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and J2EE. Have you ever wanted to incubate your feature set? Without filling out any forms? We constantly transform user-defined structuring. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's market conditions! We realize that if you implement dynamically then you may also engineer dynamically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple configuration. The methodologies factor is user-defined. Your budget for generating should be at least one-third of your budget for implementing. Without well-chosen paradigms, networks are forced to become end-to-end. The implementation factor can be summed up in one word: co-branded. Think synergistic. Without meticulously-planned markets, metrics are forced to become infinitely reconfigurable, co-branded.