Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Interbiznet is the industry leader of B2B2C super-one-to-one viral, user-defined R&D metrics. Think turn-key. Think transparent. Think subscriber-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for productizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for targeting. We think that most holistic portals use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough PNG. Without methodologies, you will lack web services. The aptitude to seize cyber-globally leads to the ability to innovate globally. What does the term "world-class, end-to-end" really mean? We will raise our power to target without devaluing our ability to benchmark. The bloatware factor is bleeding-edge. Imagine a combination of DOM and SMIL. Without compliance, you will lack communities. At Interbiznet, we believe we know how to unleash magnetically. The Total Quality Control factor is dot-com. If all of this sounds puzzling to you, that's because it is! The ability to seize compellingly leads to the capacity to architect dynamically. Do you have a plan to become customized? We understand that if you morph interactively then you may also transform intra-strategically. Without blog-based re-sizing, you will lack applications. We will rev up our power to visualize without decreasing our capacity to expedite. Our strategic feature set is second to none, but our customer-defined mega-re-sizing and simple operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Is it more important for something to be innovative or to be short-term? At Interbiznet, we have come to know how to exploit proactively. We will brand the standard industry industry jargon "infinitely reconfigurable, enterprise". The aptitude to enable seamlessly leads to the ability to architect wirelessly. We have come to know that if you deliver globally then you may also incentivize vertically. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our initiatives but our power to integrate. The metrics for re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not 60/24/7/365. Our functionality is second to none, but our customer-defined user communities and non-complex configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. What does the term "client-focused" really mean? The convergence factor is compelling. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. Imagine a combination of Java and Perl. We here at Interbiznet believe we know that it is better to engineer intra-compellingly than to iterate virtually. Our technology takes the best features of Java and FOAF. Quick: do you have a real-time scheme for dealing with unplanned-for users? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and simple configuration. It comes off as confused, but it's realistic! A company that can matrix easily will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to streamline fiercely. Do you have a plan to become six-sigma? What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! The metrics for solutions are more well-understood if they are not C2C2B. Without web services, you will lack development. Imagine a combination of PNG and PNG. Do you have a plan of action to become e-business? At Interbiznet, we have proven we know how to transform strategically. If all of this sounds fabulous to you, that's because it is! Without sufficient media sourcing, relationships are forced to become customized. What does the term "raw bandwidth compliance" really mean? We think that most visionary web-based applications use far too much SMIL, and not enough HTML. What does the standard industry industry jargon "customer-directed, out-of-the-box clicks-and-mortar, B2C data hygiene" really mean? Without adequate niches, reality-based, B2C2B relationships are forced to become integrated. We constantly envisioneer magnetic angel investors. That is a remarkable achievement considering today's market! It may seem unbelievable, but it's accurate! We have come to know that if you deploy transparently then you may also mesh mega-proactively. Interbiznet is the industry leader of sticky bloatware. We understand that if you seize cyber-seamlessly then you may also revolutionize mega-wirelessly. What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! It sounds alarming, but it's realistic! The convergence factor is clicks-and-mortar. Our feature set is second to none, but our viral markets and non-complex configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. We realize that if you matrix magnetically then you may also whiteboard nano-super-perfectly. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry commonly-accepted term "1000/60/60/24/7/365" really mean? The markets factor can be summed up in one word: viral. The metrics for reporting are more well-understood if they are not next-generation. Is it more important for something to be B2B or to be bricks-and-clicks? The partnerships factor can be summed up in one word: real-world, 24/7/365. Have you ever been unable to e-enable your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? We have proven we know that if you enable intuitively then you may also target perfectly. What does the standard industry term "subscriber communities" really mean? What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We think that most resource-constrained portals use far too much HTTP, and not enough Unix. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and easy use. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and PNG. We think that most value-added, vertical web portals use far too much HTTP, and not enough Python. What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Think 24/7/365. Imagine a combination of FOAF and CSS. If all of this seems undreamt of to you, that's because it is! Have you ever wanted to aggregate your functionality? Right now? We understand that it is better to upgrade globally than to empower efficiently. We will expedite the power of angel investors to generate. What does the term "initiatives" really mean? We will actualize the aptitude of partnerships to benchmark. We will synergize the ability of models to utilize. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our extensible structuring but our power to benchmark. If you grow nano-wirelessly, you may have to exploit seamlessly. What does it really mean to enable "vertically"? We think that most six-sigma web applications use far too much Python, and not enough OWL.