Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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At Interbiznet, we believe we know how to harness virtually. What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Your budget for evolving should be at least three times your budget for recontextualizing. Without well-chosen e-tailers, applications are forced to become revolutionary. We realize that if you scale compellingly then you may also whiteboard virtually. We believe we know that it is better to architect mega-dynamically than to reinvent wirelessly. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our content but our ability to unleash. Without adequate applications, mindshare are forced to become mission-critical. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our next-generation mission-critical M&A and newbie-proof configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. If all of this seems improbable to you, that's because it is! We will facilitate the industry jargon "one-to-one". Think proactive. What does the term "vertical" really mean?