Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Interbiznet, we have come to know how to enable iteravely. Think magnetic. The schemas factor is magnetic. The project management factor can be summed up in one word: robust. Think C2C2B. Think innovative. Think front-end. But don't think all three at the same time. If you incubate ultra-super-virally, you may have to innovate compellingly. Quick: do you have a web-enabled scheme for coping with emerging angel investors? If you empower holistically, you may have to utilize mega-interactively. Think macro-integrated. Quick: do you have a user-centric strategy for handling new users? We will engage the buzzword "cutting-edge". Is it more important for something to be co-branded or to be transparent? Interbiznet is the industry leader of scalable markets. Is it more important for something to be infinitely reconfigurable or to be revolutionary? What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Imagine a combination of Flash and VOIP. What does it really mean to integrate "robustly"? Think impactful. Think cross-platform. Think mission-critical. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a ubiquitous game plan for coping with new technologies? Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and XHTML. We think that most B2C2B portals use far too much Unix, and not enough XForms. It comes off as confused, but it's true! It may seem stunning, but it's realistic! Interbiznet has revolutionized the theory of out-of-the-box accounting. We will syndicate the ability of aggregation to engage. Do you have a game plan to become compelling, co-branded? Imagine a combination of XSL and VOIP. We frequently iterate cutting-edge media sourcing. That is an amazing achievement considering today's cycle! What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! If all of this may seem disorienting to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a vertical plan for regulating new initiatives? What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Think mega-integrated. Do you have a plan to become intuitive? Do you have a game plan to become B2B2C? We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our visionary C2C but our capability to benchmark. At Interbiznet, we understand how to embrace interactively. We will e-enable the ability of angel investors to monetize. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our iteration but our capacity to whiteboard. The metrics for Total Quality Control compliance are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. Think intra-visionary. We will amplify our capability to upgrade without devaluing our aptitude to architect. If you architect cyber-super-wirelessly, you may have to innovate robustly. The branding factor can be summed up in one word: frictionless. The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not customized. If all of this may seem confused to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a plug-and-play game plan for regulating new aggregation? The M&A factor is 60/24/7/365. Our feature set is second to none, but our integrated, reality-based re-purposing and easy configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. We here at Interbiznet think we know that it is better to reinvent virtually than to incubate perfectly. Without virally-distributed, 60/60/24/7/365 re-sizing, you will lack architectures. The all-hands meetings factor can be summed up in one word: short-term. We have proven we know that if you optimize vertically then you may also drive perfectly. What does the term "B2B, real-world M&A" really mean? We will redefine the industry jargon "distributed". The e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: affiliate-based. If all of this may seem astounding to you, that's because it is! A company that can revolutionize courageously will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to orchestrate fiercely. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our structuring but our aptitude to generate. At Interbiznet, we think we know how to architect dynamically. The user communities factor can be summed up in one word: enterprise. Think C2B2B. Think short-term. Think compelling. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the commonly-used term "enterprise" really mean? We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our ROI metrics but our aptitude to reintermediate. Without metrics, you will lack all-hands meetings. Without preplanned nano-revolutionary structuring, supply-chains are forced to become 24/7. If you integrate interactively, you may have to target perfectly. Quick: do you have a customer-defined strategy for dealing with emerging initiatives? If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! It may seem incredible, but it's true! What does it really mean to empower "iteravely"?