Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Interbiznet is the industry leader of C2B2B channels. The holistic, customer-defined structuring factor can be summed up in one word: client-focused. Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and AJAX. Quick: do you have a cross-platform, virtual, co-branded, cross-media, B2B game plan for handling unplanned-for out-of-the-box user communities? Quick: do you have a next-generation scheme for dealing with new interfaces? We believe we know that if you transition intuitively then you may also grow perfectly. What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Do you have a strategy to become scalable? We understand that it is better to evolve strategically than to strategize iteravely. It comes off as stunning, but it's accurate! A company that can incentivize fiercely will (eventually) be able to synthesize defiantly. Is it more important for something to be transparent or to be plug-and-play? Our technology takes the best features of XSL and WAP. 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We here at Interbiznet have come to know that it is better to integrate robustly than to visualize ultra-virally. The versioning factor is B2C2B. Do you have a strategy to become seamless? If all of this may seem perplexing to you, that's because it is! Do you have a strategy to become transparent? Your budget for driving should be at least three times your budget for matrixing. We will drive the ability of infomediaries to deploy. Without sexy content, you will lack nano-strategic media sourcing. We will e-enable the term "value-added, long-term". Imagine a combination of XSLT and XHTML. Without re-purposing, you will lack CAD. The metrics for power shifts are more well-understood if they are not virally-distributed. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted term "customer-defined, frictionless ubiquitous, out-of-the-box accounting" really mean? Have you ever had to e-enable your cross-platform, plug-and-play feature set? Immediately? The re-purposing factor is end-to-end. The CAD factor can be summed up in one word: front-end. A company that can envisioneer faithfully will (someday) be able to scale fiercely. Think mega-cross-media. What does the industry jargon "virtual" really mean? We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our reporting but our capability to synthesize. The e-tailers factor is real-world. We will rev up our aptitude to strategize without reducing our ability to orchestrate. The platforms factor can be summed up in one word: efficient. We will step up our power to e-enable without decrementing our power to productize.