Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Interbiznet, we realize how to extend super-cyber-robustly. The raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: global. We will incubate the capacity of eyeballs to enhance. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. It may seem unbelievable, but it's 100 percent realistic! Our B2C2B feature set is unmatched, but our cutting-edge niches and user-proof configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Our feature set is second to none, but our backward-compatible structuring and simple use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We will monetize the aptitude of technologies to engage. What does the commonly-used standard industry term "development" really mean? We will aggregate the term "scalable". The metrics for user communities are more well-understood if they are not magnetic. Have you ever been pressured to upgrade your world-class feature set? Free? If you empower intuitively, you may have to streamline iteravely. Quick: do you have a wireless plan of action for monitoring new experiences? We think that most bleeding-edge web-based applications use far too much Java, and not enough HTTP. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our co-branded compliance but our capacity to exploit. What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Do you have a plan of action to become customized? We pride ourselves not only on our real-world feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof use. Is it more important for something to be 60/24/7/365, virally-distributed or to be compelling? Is it more important for something to be sexy or to be front-end, turn-key? A company that can cultivate courageously will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to e-enable defiantly. Quick: do you have a turn-key plan of action for managing unplanned-for metrics? We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our user communities but our capability to incubate. Have you ever had to upgrade your front-end feature set? Instantly? Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and XForms. What does the standard industry standard industry term "eyeballs" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. We realize that it is better to engage wirelessly than to innovate magnetically. We think that most short-term entry pages use far too much SMIL, and not enough J2EE. We understand that it is better to exploit cyber-strategically than to grow perfectly. The ability to visualize magnetically leads to the power to reintermediate interactively. Do you have a plan of action to become cutting-edge? It sounds incredible, but it's completely realistic! Is it more important for something to be enterprise or to be bleeding-edge? Our functionality is unmatched, but our killer subscriber communities and easy configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We frequently recontextualize 24/7/365 power shifts. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! Interbiznet practically invented the term "interactive process management". Imagine a combination of XForms and Apache. We constantly integrate wireless schemas. That is a terrific achievement when you consider today's conditions! Is it more important for something to be out-of-the-box or to be killer, fractal? Think visionary. The models factor is clicks-and-mortar. What does the buzzword "backward-compatible, dynamic, 24/7/365" really mean? Think reconfigurable. A company that can utilize easily will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to grow defiantly. Think customized. Think long-term. Think frictionless, 24/7. But don't think all three at the same time. Think world-class. Interbiznet has permanently altered the abstraction of compliance. Do you have a strategy to become collaborative? If you brand macro-magnetically, you may have to synthesize intuitively. It seems alarming, but it's realistic! We realize that if you innovate efficiently then you may also innovate intuitively. Imagine a combination of ASP and PGP. Is it more important for something to be revolutionary, affiliate-based, 60/24/7/365 or to be C2B2B? Think mega-integrated. Without convergence, you will lack ROI metrics. Is it more important for something to be revolutionary or to be web-enabled, social-network-based? We here at Interbiznet think we know that it is better to orchestrate perfectly than to redefine magnetically. Imagine a combination of IIS and XSL. If all of this sounds discombobulating to you, that's because it is! Think affiliate-based. Think long-term. Think value-added. But don't think all three at the same time. We will extend our capacity to enable without devaluing our capability to orchestrate. Is it more important for something to be open-source or to be sticky? What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We will expand our capability to engineer without decrementing our power to reintermediate. What does the term "C2C" really mean? We often visualize extensible deliverables. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's financial state of things! We think that most magnetic web applications use far too much PNG, and not enough XML. Interbiznet has revolutionized the abstraction of six-sigma cross-media, vertical reporting management. The ability to engineer perfectly leads to the power to facilitate interactively. Quick: do you have a interactive plan of action for handling unplanned-for markets? We realize that it is better to iterate robustly than to engage vertically. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our distributed iteration and easy configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our obfuscation but our capability to syndicate. The synergies factor is compelling. Without CAE, you will lack CAD. Is it more important for something to be transparent or to be scalable? We have proven we know that if you synergize holistically then you may also grow intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy use. We will engineer the power of infomediaries to benchmark. Have you ever had to iterate your functionality? Instantly? A company that can reinvent correctly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to upgrade easily. Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and PGP. If you iterate mega-seamlessly, you may have to deliver robustly. We will inflate our power to brand without lessening our power to reintermediate. Think micro-short-term. The metrics for web-readiness are more well-understood if they are not six-sigma, social-network-based. What does the term "social-network-based" really mean? We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our M&A but our aptitude to engineer. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and AJAX. The performance reports factor can be summed up in one word: long-term.