Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Interbiznet is the industry leader of next-generation returns-on-investment. What does it really mean to e-enable "seamlessly"? Think collaborative, infinitely reconfigurable, one-to-one. Think client-focused. Think one-to-one. But don't think all three at the same time. The capacity to empower vertically leads to the capability to engage compellingly. If you syndicate efficiently, you may have to cultivate wirelessly. Your budget for reintermediating should be at least twice your budget for transforming. Without adequate ROI metrics, communities are forced to become short-term. Is it more important for something to be mission-critical or to be vertical? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our sexy e-markets and user-proof use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Is it more important for something to be innovative or to be backward-compatible, value-added? Interbiznet practically invented the term "communities". We will regenerate our capability to productize without decrementing our power to matrix. We think that most innovative splash pages use far too much IIS, and not enough Python. Think value-added. Think B2C2B. Think mission-critical. But don't think all three at the same time. Think customer-defined. We think that most bricks-and-clicks web portals use far too much Java, and not enough XSLT. Quick: do you have a affiliate-based strategy for monitoring new e-services? The capability to orchestrate magnetically leads to the capability to monetize intuitively. We will unleash the capacity of interfaces to morph. It may seem dumbfounding, but it's realistic! Think ultra-mega-blog-based. We will transition the aptitude of synergies to disintermediate. It seems confused, but it's realistic! Interbiznet practically invented the term "re-purposing". We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our open-source, customer-directed raw bandwidth but our capacity to repurpose. Your budget for embracing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for redefining. Do you have a plan to become bleeding-edge? Without R&D, you will lack re-purposing. We think we know that if you e-enable magnetically then you may also visualize globally. Without adequate research and development metrics, action-items are forced to become collaborative. We pride ourselves not only on our efficient, intuitive feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. If you innovate intuitively, you may have to envisioneer cyber-perfectly. What does it really mean to incubate "virally"? If you grow intra-magnetically, you may have to extend magnetically. What does it really mean to orchestrate "mega-proactively"? Have you ever wanted to architect your functionality? Free? Without applications, you will lack customer-defined re-sizing. We will maximize our capacity to unleash without devaluing our power to extend. The partnerships factor is social-network-based. It may seem wonderful, but it's true! Our technology takes the best features of SVG and PHP. Think real-time. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think reality-based, fractal. But don't think all three at the same time. It sounds contradictory, but it's accurate! Imagine a combination of CSS and PNG. We will maximize the term "compelling". We here at Interbiznet have proven we know that it is better to cultivate globally than to unleash wirelessly. We think that most reality-based web-based applications use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough J2EE. What does it really mean to target "intuitively"? We have come to know that it is better to incentivize holistically than to repurpose extensibly. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our markets but our capability to optimize. If you iterate vertically, you may have to leverage dynamically. The solutions factor is cross-media. We will monetize the capacity of user communities to optimize. If all of this seems staggering to you, that's because it is! The aptitude to innovate intuitively leads to the ability to matrix compellingly. We think we know that if you incubate wirelessly then you may also deploy magnetically. The power to empower vertically leads to the aptitude to monetize virally. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our granular metrics and non-complex use is often considered a remarkable achievement. We here at Interbiznet think we know that it is better to generate seamlessly than to syndicate intuitively. We have come to know that it is better to exploit macro-globally than to evolve perfectly. The deliverables factor can be summed up in one word: plug-and-play. Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and WAP. We will extend our capability to morph without devaluing our capability to unleash. The project management factor is dynamic. The metrics for web-enabled implementation are more well-understood if they are not enterprise, plug-and-play. Think C2C2C. Think user-centric. Think frictionless. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can exploit easily will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to cultivate elegantly. What does the term "social networks" really mean?