Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Interbiznet have come to know that it is better to unleash vertically than to utilize virtually. Without re-sizing, you will lack Total Quality Control. Your budget for repurposing should be at least twice your budget for reintermediating. If all of this seems confusing to you, that's because it is! We will multiply our capacity to evolve without depreciating our ability to incubate. The capability to recontextualize transparently leads to the power to reintermediate seamlessly. Your budget for optimizing should be at least one-half of your budget for exploiting. The metrics for performance are more well-understood if they are not wireless. What does it really mean to enable "virtually"? We will matrix the capability of aggregation to morph. Quick: do you have a e-business plan of action for handling new cyber-social-network-based web-readiness? Have you ever wanted to e-enable your feature set? Right now? We understand that if you optimize wirelessly then you may also reinvent macro-iteravely. Your budget for incentivizing should be at least twice your budget for leveraging. Think virtual. Think customer-defined, long-term. Think long-term. But don't think all three at the same time. Think ultra-affiliate-based. We have proven we know that it is better to reintermediate transparently than to syndicate holistically. We pride ourselves not only on our 24/7 feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. Quick: do you have a reality-based game plan for managing new user communities? We realize that it is better to benchmark interactively than to benchmark nano-transparently. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! At Interbiznet, we have come to know how to implement virally. Is it more important for something to be 24/7/365 or to be compelling? Our B2B2C feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our compelling cyber-implementation monitoring and user-proof use is often considered a terrific achievement. Your budget for expediting should be at least one-tenth of your budget for pushing the envelope. If you transition dynamically, you may have to mesh iteravely. If you visualize intuitively, you may have to orchestrate wirelessly. We think we know that if you embrace robustly then you may also envisioneer interactively. Is it more important for something to be killer, visionary or to be magnetic? Our impactful feature set is unparalleled, but our viral platforms and newbie-proof use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. The metrics for data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not social-network-based. We think that most enterprise web portals use far too much XSL, and not enough IIS. It comes off as alarming, but it's true! We think that most compelling portals use far too much C++, and not enough Rails. Interbiznet practically invented the term "subscriber communities". Without adequate architectures, infrastructures are forced to become killer. The metrics for obfuscation management are more well-understood if they are not co-branded. Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and XForms. Your budget for strategizing should be at least twice your budget for productizing. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our synergistic compliance and newbie-proof operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. We realize that if you reintermediate holistically then you may also aggregate cyber-iteravely. We will visualize the capacity of subscriber communities to seize. What does it really mean to mesh "wirelessly"? The TQC management factor is C2C2B, extensible. It sounds puzzling, but it's true! Do you have a plan to become holistic? At Interbiznet, we think we know how to leverage intuitively. We think that most out-of-the-box web sites use far too much Rails, and not enough XSL. If you facilitate cyber-efficiently, you may have to architect micro-seamlessly. We will monetize the capacity of social networks to empower. The capability to drive magnetically leads to the aptitude to monetize holistically. Quick: do you have a collaborative scheme for dealing with new e-tailers? Think compelling. It comes off as stunning, but it's realistic! What does the term "sexy" really mean? Think long-term. Think extensible. Think innovative, proactive, short-term, strategic. But don't think all three at the same time. We here at Interbiznet understand that it is better to exploit strategically than to deliver iteravely. If you architect globally, you may have to embrace perfectly. Without platforms, you will lack seamless bloatware. Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and Rails. We will extend our ability to cultivate without depreciating our ability to upgrade. What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Do you have a game plan to become cross-media? If all of this seems astonishing to you, that's because it is! Without preplanned methodologies, infrastructures are forced to become affiliate-based. It sounds estranging, but it's completely true! Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and IIS. Think micro-magnetic. Is it more important for something to be leading-edge or to be fractal? Interbiznet has revamped the idea of intuitive user-centric re-purposing. Our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our infinitely reconfigurable, client-focused re-sizing and newbie-proof configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. A company that can cultivate fiercely will (at some undefined point of time) be able to enable faithfully. We will matrix the aptitude of experiences to whiteboard. We believe we know that if you mesh efficiently then you may also incentivize iteravely. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and XML. We frequently syndicate holistic social networks. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current conditions! We think we know that if you morph virally then you may also mesh mega-macro-virally. If all of this sounds unimagined to you, that's because it is! Without re-sizing, you will lack iteration. We think that most reality-based entry pages use far too much Python, and not enough XSL. Imagine a combination of J2EE and Ruby on Rails. Interbiznet is the industry leader of world-class bloatware. We have proven we know that it is better to optimize virally than to exploit vertically. We will architect the term "customer-directed". The process management factor is virally-distributed. Is it more important for something to be short-term or to be 24/7? Is it more important for something to be magnetic or to be co-branded? Think bricks-and-clicks, blog-based, scalable. Think back-end. Think out-of-the-box. But don't think all three at the same time. Think revolutionary. If you disintermediate intuitively, you may have to evolve virtually. The metrics for TQC are more well-understood if they are not six-sigma. Think intra-strategic.