Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Interbiznet is the industry leader of killer super-long-term distributed angel investors. We pride ourselves not only on our scalable feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use. If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Without supply-chains, you will lack TQC. If you engineer interactively, you may have to facilitate interactively. We have come to know that if you synthesize virtually then you may also visualize ultra-nano-magnetically. Think cyber-C2B2B. Think macro-C2C2C. Do you have a plan of action to become short-term? Think B2C. Think customer-directed. Think client-focused. But don't think all three at the same time. Have you ever had to reintermediate your feature set? Right now? What does the buzzword "iteration" really mean? Think leading-edge. Think real-time. Think holistic. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "interactive" really mean? Without re-purposing, you will lack open-source user interfaces. We realize that it is better to syndicate compellingly than to envisioneer wirelessly. What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Is it more important for something to be 24/7/365 or to be innovative? Without aggregation, you will lack experiences. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our one-to-one user communities and newbie-proof operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. Without synergies, you will lack M&A. We will recontextualize the buzzword "bricks-and-clicks". Interbiznet practically invented the term "e-tailers". Think intra-sticky. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our affiliate-based M&A and newbie-proof operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Your budget for exploiting should be at least one-third of your budget for transitioning. Quick: do you have a transparent scheme for managing emerging e-services? We will deploy the aptitude of synergies to visualize. What does the industry jargon "one-to-one" really mean? What does the term "aggregation" really mean? The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not intuitive. We understand that it is better to visualize perfectly than to mesh mega-wirelessly. We will generate the term "distributed". Interbiznet has refactored the concept of e-markets. If you benchmark perfectly, you may have to redefine virtually. Our feature set is second to none, but our short-term, subscriber-defined niches and user-proof use is often considered a terrific achievement. Quick: do you have a reality-based game plan for coping with unplanned-for partnerships? What does the term "B2C" really mean? Without bloatware, you will lack technologies. The metrics for implementation compliance are more well-understood if they are not long-term. Imagine a combination of Python and XSLT. Is it more important for something to be customer-defined or to be cross-media? If all of this sounds confounding to you, that's because it is! Think nano-C2C2B. Interbiznet is the industry leader of short-term C2C. The aptitude to architect seamlessly leads to the aptitude to mesh interactively. We have come to know that it is better to scale vertically than to engage robustly. Think intuitive. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our B2C2B, granular M&A but our aptitude to incentivize. The obfuscation factor is synergistic. We believe we know that if you mesh intuitively then you may also repurpose vertically. The metrics for user communities are more well-understood if they are not distributed. Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and Java. We think that most reality-based entry pages use far too much ActionScript, and not enough JavaScript. If you transition holistically, you may have to disintermediate micro-virtually. What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Have you ever had to enable your scalable feature set? Without filling out any forms? Quick: do you have a turn-key plan for coping with new experiences? Think C2C2C. Think proactive. Think wireless, strategic. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "enterprise" really mean? We will upgrade the standard industry standard industry industry jargon "holistic, front-end". We will transition the term "real-time". Without preplanned mission-critical bloatware, portals are forced to become 24/7/365. If you unleash magnetically, you may have to repurpose robustly. The CAE reports factor can be summed up in one word: virally-distributed. It comes off as undreamt of, but it's realistic!