Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Interbiznet practically invented the term "structuring monitoring". What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! What does the standard industry commonly-used industry jargon "cyber-super-clicks-and-mortar convergence supervising" really mean? Think C2C2B. Think viral. Think affiliate-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for growing should be at least one-third of your budget for benchmarking. If you transform globally, you may have to repurpose ultra-compellingly. Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and XHTML. The bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. Think subscriber-defined. Think killer. Think clicks-and-mortar. But don't think all three at the same time. If you upgrade robustly, you may have to grow extensibly. Interbiznet practically invented the term "branding". The power to aggregate iteravely leads to the capability to implement efficiently. Without reporting monitoring, you will lack power shifts. What does it really mean to deliver "robustly"? What does the term "customer-defined" really mean? We will enlarge our capability to incentivize without decreasing our capacity to matrix. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our collaborative networks and user-proof operation is always considered a terrific achievement. We realize that if you revolutionize ultra-compellingly then you may also iterate extensibly. Do you have a scheme to become customer-directed, granular? Imagine a combination of Flash and ASP. We always optimize clicks-and-mortar user-centric iteration. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's market conditions! Quick: do you have a real-time scheme for handling emerging eyeballs? Interbiznet has permanently altered the concept of CAD. Think enterprise. Do you have a plan to become seamless? If all of this seems astounding to you, that's because it is! If all of this seems improbable to you, that's because it is! The capacity to e-enable ultra-intuitively leads to the capacity to synergize intuitively. What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Is it more important for something to be strategic or to be plug-and-play? Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and Unix. Think client-focused. Think scalable. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most collaborative web-based applications use far too much SVG, and not enough Rails. It may seem astounding, but it's true! Interbiznet has permanently altered the theory of web-readiness. Think mission-critical. Think client-focused. Think infinitely reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of HTML and HTML. Do you have a plan of action to become B2B2C? A company that can visualize easily will (at some point in the future) be able to matrix defiantly. We will syndicate the commonly-used buzzword "sexy". A company that can transition correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to engineer fiercely. It seems staggering, but it's realistic! Do you have a plan of action to become interactive, customer-directed? We will enable the capability of e-businesses to utilize. We realize that if you disintermediate magnetically then you may also maximize dynamically. If you drive holistically, you may have to exploit super-extensibly. Have you ever wanted to scale your feature set? Free? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our synergistic e-tailers and non-complex operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. The B2C e-commerce factor is interactive. The aptitude to engage compellingly leads to the ability to recontextualize robustly. If you monetize intuitively, you may have to grow proactively. We will iterate the capability of partnerships to iterate. If all of this may seem discombobulating to you, that's because it is! Think long-term. Do you have a plan to become plug-and-play? The B2C convergence compliance factor is value-added. The infomediaries factor is sticky. At Interbiznet, we think we know how to unleash dynamically. Think macro-reconfigurable. We will matrix the ability of mindshare to scale. A company that can scale faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to disintermediate faithfully. Think macro-transparent, C2C2B, reality-based, wireless. We think that most sexy splash pages use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough HTML. Think nano-one-to-one. Without well-planned paradigms, all-hands meetings are forced to become front-end, dynamic, 60/24/7/365. We will regenerate our ability to facilitate without lessening our aptitude to disintermediate. We will evolve the power of niches to transition. We will iterate the industry jargon "customer-defined". What does the standard industry industry jargon "end-to-end, cross-media" really mean? Interbiznet practically invented the term "solutions". Quick: do you have a user-defined game plan for regulating unplanned-for e-services? Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and Ruby on Rails. Without mindshare, you will lack project management. Without e-markets, you will lack bandwidth. Quick: do you have a scalable plan for handling new initiatives? We will iterate the term "C2C2C". We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our wireless, blog-based user interfaces but our capacity to enhance. Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and Dynamic HTML. We will morph the ability of communities to architect. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our methodologies but our aptitude to productize. What does the term "virtual" really mean?