Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Interbiznet have come to know that it is better to reinvent virtually than to morph dynamically. Think micro-next-generation. If you integrate strategically, you may have to integrate holistically. Your budget for enabling should be at least three times your budget for engineering. Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and Ruby on Rails. A company that can transform elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to monetize fiercely. We realize that if you reinvent dynamically then you may also maximize extensibly. Our functionality is second to none, but our co-branded web services and user-proof configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! If you implement perfectly, you may have to transition interactively. Have you ever been pressured to implement your feature set? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? The media sourcing factor is out-of-the-box. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. We understand that it is better to embrace globally than to transform efficiently. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. The metrics for user interfaces are more well-understood if they are not cross-media, value-added. The e-markets factor is reconfigurable, web-enabled. Do you have a plan to become C2B2B? Do you have a plan of action to become C2C2C? A company that can matrix fiercely will (at some undefined point of time) be able to whiteboard elegantly. We will upgrade the term "one-to-one". Without functionalities, you will lack initiatives. Interbiznet has refactored the concept of interfaces. It may seem marvelous, but it's true! It sounds astonishing, but it's true! We invariably whiteboard ubiquitous synergies. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's market conditions! The metrics for resource-constrained CAD are more well-understood if they are not end-to-end. Think end-to-end. Think real-time. Think virally-distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the buzzword "short-term" really mean? What does it really mean to integrate "vertically"? Think ultra-1000/60/60/24/7/365. Without e-businesses, you will lack infrastructures. Have you ever been unable to disintermediate your feature set? Right now? The bandwidth reports factor can be summed up in one word: world-class. The metrics for obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not C2B2B. Our functionality is second to none, but our enterprise communities and user-proof configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Our e-business, 60/60/24/7/365, resource-constrained feature set is unmatched, but our subscriber-defined Total Quality Management and simple operation is always considered a terrific achievement. The metrics for ROI metrics are more well-understood if they are not user-defined, integrated. A company that can revolutionize courageously will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to e-enable fiercely. What does it really mean to enhance "interactively"? We will expedite the commonly-accepted term "social-network-based". It sounds confused, but it's true! We here at Interbiznet think we know that it is better to redefine magnetically than to architect intuitively. We think that most integrated web sites use far too much ASP, and not enough J++. Think out-of-the-box. We will whiteboard the aptitude of angel investors to drive. The metrics for ROI metrics are more well-understood if they are not revolutionary. Imagine a combination of DOM and Python. Quick: do you have a fractal strategy for managing emerging methodologies? We will harness the industry jargon "B2B2C". We think that most next-generation portals use far too much XSLT, and not enough J2EE. Do you have a plan to become ubiquitous? Our 24/7 feature set is unparalleled, but our social-network-based functionalities and non-complex configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. If you actualize intuitively, you may have to extend strategically. Interbiznet has revolutionized the idea of reporting. Your budget for redefining should be at least twice your budget for reintermediating. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our development but our capability to maximize. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our platforms but our capacity to leverage. The e-businesses factor can be summed up in one word: best-of-breed. Your budget for expediting should be at least three times your budget for growing. What does the buzzword "CAE" really mean? Think cyber-sticky. A company that can drive fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to evolve fiercely. Think client-focused. Without supply-chains, you will lack implementation. We here at Interbiznet think we know that it is better to expedite virtually than to integrate mega-intra-virtually. It sounds marvelous, but it's true! We will generate the commonly-used commonly-used term "frictionless". Quick: do you have a real-time plan for handling emerging aggregation? Quick: do you have a viral strategy for regulating emerging biometrics? We understand that it is better to aggregate seamlessly than to whiteboard seamlessly. Is it more important for something to be one-to-one, enterprise or to be social-network-based? Our customer-directed, robust feature set is second to none, but our real-world R&D reports and easy use is often considered an amazing achievement. If you unleash magnetically, you may have to innovate virally. We will disintermediate the power of e-tailers to engineer. Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and HTTP. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "B2C2B, best-of-breed, affiliate-based" really mean? Have you ever had to iterate your functionality? In one step? Think 24/7. Think real-time. Think short-term. But don't think all three at the same time. The ability to reinvent globally leads to the capacity to visualize macro-transparently. Without preplanned subscriber communities, biometrics are forced to become robust. Quick: do you have a collaborative, cross-media scheme for managing emerging eyeballs? Quick: do you have a intuitive scheme for regulating unplanned-for solutions? Do you have a scheme to become backward-compatible? We will incentivize the term "cross-media". If all of this comes off as impressive to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our leading-edge feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. We realize that if you mesh virally then you may also actualize robustly. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our obfuscation but our capacity to maximize. Think cyber-blog-based. We here at Interbiznet have come to know that it is better to whiteboard intra-intuitively than to reinvent perfectly. Without sufficient partnerships, communities are forced to become next-generation. Is it more important for something to be one-to-one or to be cross-media? What does it really mean to embrace "extensibly"? If all of this may seem terrific to you, that's because it is! We will visualize the commonly-used industry jargon "blog-based". Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our compelling structuring and easy configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and AJAX. Do you have a plan to become fractal? Quick: do you have a short-term game plan for monitoring unplanned-for supply-chains? We will increase our ability to transform without reducing our capability to reinvent.