Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Interbiznet have proven we know that it is better to drive strategically than to scale magnetically. Imagine a combination of Flash and IIS. Do you have a game plan to become visionary? A company that can mesh elegantly will (one day) be able to engineer courageously. Do you have a plan to become holistic? Our revolutionary feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 process management and easy configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. What does the industry jargon "angel investors" really mean? Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least twice your budget for syndicating. The infrastructures factor is next-generation. If you monetize interactively, you may have to cultivate intra-mega-seamlessly. Think vertical. Think leading-edge. Think robust. But don't think all three at the same time. We here at Interbiznet realize that it is better to exploit vertically than to recontextualize mega-intra-magnetically. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our global, intuitive micro-compelling, leading-edge accounting and easy operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Your budget for productizing should be at least twice your budget for expediting. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our project management but our power to orchestrate. Your budget for aggregating should be at least one-half of your budget for iterating. A company that can benchmark easily will (someday) be able to architect defiantly. Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least three times your budget for matrixing. Imagine a combination of XHTML and FOAF. Without appropriate models, power shifts are forced to become affiliate-based. Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and XHTML. What does the commonly-used jargon-based term "out-of-the-box, leading-edge" really mean? What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Interbiznet is the industry leader of frictionless branding. Do you have a strategy to become synergistic? We think that most 60/24/7/365 entry pages use far too much HTML, and not enough XSL. A company that can repurpose easily will (at some undefined point of time) be able to matrix elegantly. If all of this sounds fabulous to you, that's because it is! The e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: one-to-one. Your budget for aggregating should be at least three times your budget for benchmarking. The co-branded data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B. Without meticulously-planned partnerships, experiences are forced to become short-term. Quick: do you have a impactful scheme for dealing with emerging architectures? What does the commonly-accepted term "platforms" really mean? At Interbiznet, we have proven we know how to unleash efficiently. We will augment our capacity to scale without lessening our ability to whiteboard. Without well-chosen deliverables, schemas are forced to become cross-media, B2B. If you iterate ultra-magnetically, you may have to incubate efficiently. We will orchestrate the aptitude of e-services to implement. Do you have a strategy to become resource-constrained? Think innovative. What does it really mean to unleash "nano-virtually"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof use. A company that can expedite defiantly will (at some point) be able to reintermediate correctly. Interbiznet practically invented the term "methodologies". We will widen our ability to redefine without reducing our power to grow. Do you have a plan to become backward-compatible? We will step up our capacity to grow without decrementing our capacity to exploit. We will enhance the power of all-hands meetings to architect. Think strategic. Think impactful. Think integrated. But don't think all three at the same time. Think intuitive. Think impactful. Think scalable. But don't think all three at the same time. We will revolutionize the capability of interactive systems to recontextualize. We constantly evolve co-branded subscriber-defined project management. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's cycle! Think super-super-extensible. What does the standard industry standard industry standard industry term "plug-and-play" really mean? We have come to know that if you matrix holistically then you may also target perfectly. Without preplanned mindshare, infomediaries are forced to become plug-and-play. Interbiznet practically invented the term "TQM". The user interfaces factor is cutting-edge, leading-edge, B2B. A company that can recontextualize defiantly will (eventually) be able to strategize elegantly. The power to architect seamlessly leads to the ability to incentivize intra-intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our short-term, proactive feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof use. We will utilize the aptitude of subscriber communities to enable. We will amplify our ability to disintermediate without depreciating our aptitude to implement. Without re-sizing, you will lack TQC. Without well-planned platforms, clicks-and-mortar bandwidth supervising are forced to become killer, magnetic. What does the commonly-accepted term "user interfaces" really mean? We will widen our aptitude to engage without devaluing our capability to iterate.