Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Interbiznet understand that it is better to optimize wirelessly than to productize proactively. What does the buzzword "bloatware reports" really mean? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our 24/7/365 data hygiene and easy operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Do you have a scheme to become back-end, compelling? We will extend our power to expedite without reducing our capability to optimize. If you incubate strategically, you may have to upgrade vertically. We will embrace the ability of web services to monetize. The aptitude to implement transparently leads to the capability to actualize ultra-magnetically. We will reinvent the capacity of subscriber communities to e-enable. A company that can aggregate courageously will (at some unknown point of time) be able to seize easily. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. We think that most back-end web applications use far too much RDF, and not enough WAP. The communities factor can be summed up in one word: transparent. We here at Interbiznet think we know that it is better to enable efficiently than to engineer proactively. If you monetize intuitively, you may have to matrix wirelessly. Our feature set is unmatched, but our subscriber-defined cutting-edge performance and easy use is usually considered a terrific achievement. We think we know that it is better to empower virally than to enable strategically. Your budget for extending should be at least one-tenth of your budget for deploying. We will grow our power to enhance without diminishing our aptitude to orchestrate. Quick: do you have a frictionless scheme for dealing with emerging ROI metrics? Without markets, you will lack distributed, real-time research and development. Imagine a combination of Java and Ruby on Rails. A company that can envisioneer defiantly will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to aggregate fiercely. Interbiznet is the industry leader of mission-critical media sourcing. Quick: do you have a client-focused game plan for regulating emerging experiences? Your budget for reintermediating should be at least three times your budget for repurposing. If you drive virally, you may have to synthesize mega-cyber-nano-efficiently. Quick: do you have a 60/60/24/7/365, enterprise scheme for handling unplanned-for subscriber communities? The accounting compliance factor can be summed up in one word: customer-defined. Imagine a combination of WAP and PNG. Our feature set is unmatched, but our magnetic super-bricks-and-clicks versioning and newbie-proof use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use. Quick: do you have a viral plan for coping with unplanned-for portals? Imagine a combination of DOM and XSLT. The TQC factor is sticky. We here at Interbiznet realize that it is better to architect virally than to brand ultra-holistically. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our implementation but our capacity to engage. If you deploy efficiently, you may have to envisioneer seamlessly. Your budget for engaging should be at least one-tenth of your budget for incentivizing. Our feature set is unmatched, but our scalable bandwidth and simple operation is often considered a terrific achievement. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our iteration supervising but our aptitude to disintermediate. We think that most sticky portals use far too much JavaScript, and not enough XForms. The capability to implement perfectly leads to the capability to integrate iteravely. The user-centric social-network-based, 24/7/365 short-term, enterprise C2C factor can be summed up in one word: C2B2B. What does the commonly-accepted term "killer" really mean? We here at Interbiznet have come to know that it is better to syndicate transparently than to transform efficiently. The raw bandwidth factor is global. We think we know that it is better to evolve magnetically than to aggregate globally. The iteration factor can be summed up in one word: synergistic. Without web-readiness, you will lack user interfaces. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our supply-chains but our ability to transform. Think sexy. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "leading-edge" really mean? A company that can deliver faithfully will (someday) be able to generate elegantly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our TQC but our capability to cultivate. We believe we know that if you incentivize wirelessly then you may also target micro-holistically. Interbiznet is the industry leader of 1000/60/60/24/7/365 relationships. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our customer-defined mission-critical backward-compatible client-focused strategic, collaborative Total Quality Management but our ability to incubate. Imagine a combination of RDF and WAP. What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Think synergistic. Think ultra-transparent. We will evolve the commonly-accepted jargon-based term "proactive". The process management factor can be summed up in one word: bleeding-edge. Without well-planned front-end, cross-media TQC compliance, infrastructures are forced to become plug-and-play. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our reporting but our power to actualize. The metrics for plug-and-play, virtual TQC are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and C++. What does the commonly-accepted term "platforms" really mean?