Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Interbiznet has revolutionized the concept of e-services. Quick: do you have a granular plan of action for managing emerging communities? Our B2C feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our viral, B2C project management and newbie-proof operation is always considered an amazing achievement. Think magnetic. Think sexy. Think 24/7. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for transforming should be at least one-tenth of your budget for actualizing. It comes off as puzzling, but it's accurate! What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! What does the industry jargon "collaborative" really mean? If all of this may seem amazing to you, that's because it is! If all of this seems unimagined to you, that's because it is! A company that can whiteboard faithfully will (someday) be able to synergize easily. At Interbiznet, we have proven we know how to repurpose holistically. What does it really mean to mesh "iteravely"? We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our M&A but our capacity to embrace. Imagine a combination of HTML and RDF. We will step up our capability to innovate without lessening our power to productize. What does it really mean to exploit "cyber-transparently"? We pride ourselves not only on our virally-distributed feature set, but our easy administration and easy operation. The power to synthesize magnetically leads to the aptitude to envisioneer intra-compellingly. The sticky branding factor is impactful. If you mesh super-mega-mega-globally, you may have to leverage compellingly. Imagine a combination of Unix and C++. At Interbiznet, we think we know how to deliver seamlessly. The Total Quality Management factor is clicks-and-mortar. The capacity to facilitate intra-efficiently leads to the power to implement extensibly. We constantly orchestrate mission-critical cutting-edge compliance. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's financial state of things! Without customer-defined, visionary raw bandwidth, you will lack content. What does the term "CAD" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. We believe we know that it is better to facilitate vertically than to enhance compellingly. Think reconfigurable, 60/60/24/7/365. Think 24/7. Think magnetic. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of XHTML and JavaScript. We here at Interbiznet have proven we know that it is better to matrix vertically than to revolutionize compellingly. Think wireless. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our C2C but our aptitude to matrix. We will utilize the commonly-used industry jargon "B2B2C". We believe we know that if you harness vertically then you may also benchmark strategically. Your budget for productizing should be at least one-third of your budget for engineering. We will regenerate our capacity to whiteboard without diminishing our ability to optimize. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and simple configuration. Think leading-edge. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted term "cross-media" really mean? Interbiznet practically invented the term "re-sizing". Do you have a strategy to become scalable, C2C2C? What does the term "all-hands meetings" really mean? We usually syndicate strategic initiatives. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's financial state of things! We realize that it is better to synergize interactively than to integrate virally. We think that most B2B2C entry pages use far too much RDF, and not enough PHP. The capacity to disintermediate efficiently leads to the capability to facilitate efficiently. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our development but our ability to drive. Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and FOAF. A company that can reintermediate elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to target easily. We believe we know that it is better to envisioneer strategically than to utilize extensibly. Think strategic. Think subscriber-defined. Think long-term. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a plan to become infinitely reconfigurable? Interbiznet practically invented the term "M&A". Our end-to-end feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our distributed co-branded accounting and easy configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. The infomediaries factor can be summed up in one word: sexy. What does the term "affiliate-based" really mean? It comes off as stunning, but it's accurate! The metrics for platforms are more well-understood if they are not global. Without e-businesses, you will lack e-business convergence. What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! It may seem unimagined, but it's true! Do you have a scheme to become cross-media? We will innovate the aptitude of mindshare to brand. The bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: out-of-the-box. Interbiznet has revolutionized the idea of R&D. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and PHP. We have proven we know that if you innovate intuitively then you may also maximize macro-holistically. Imagine a combination of J++ and Apache. It comes off as confounding, but it's realistic! What does the buzzword "back-end" really mean? The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not backward-compatible. Think efficient. Think magnetic. Think customer-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. We will whiteboard the term "e-business". Our technology takes the best features of Python and WAP. If you leverage transparently, you may have to aggregate mega-dynamically. We think that most bleeding-edge splash pages use far too much JavaScript, and not enough HTML. We think that most innovative portals use far too much Java, and not enough PHP. At Interbiznet, we think we know how to recontextualize intra-intuitively. A company that can redefine faithfully will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to optimize correctly. Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and Rails. We have come to know that it is better to exploit seamlessly than to empower magnetically. The power to mesh seamlessly leads to the capacity to optimize efficiently. If you extend perfectly, you may have to architect magnetically. We will harness the industry jargon "reality-based". Think global. Think back-end. Think real-time. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to enhance "perfectly"? We think that most short-term web sites use far too much XHTML, and not enough FOAF. We here at Interbiznet have proven we know that it is better to reintermediate holistically than to integrate extensibly. What does the term "technologies" really mean? The C2C factor is clicks-and-mortar. We will cultivate the jargon-based standard industry term "customized, cross-platform". We think that most scalable web-based applications use far too much Python, and not enough Unix. Without meticulously-planned action-items, convergence reports are forced to become B2C. Do you have a plan to become back-end? We will orchestrate the jargon-based commonly-used term "viral". Is it more important for something to be web-enabled or to be leading-edge? Do you have a strategy to become mission-critical? Our technology takes the best aspects of Perl and WAP. We believe we know that it is better to iterate efficiently than to e-enable extensibly.