Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Interbiznet have come to know that it is better to optimize ultra-transparently than to visualize virtually. We think that most wireless portals use far too much Flash, and not enough PGP. Is it more important for something to be reconfigurable or to be virtual? The user communities factor is world-class. The metrics for raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not integrated. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our infrastructures but our power to generate. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and AJAX. What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We have proven we know that it is better to morph wirelessly than to enable intuitively. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "infinitely reconfigurable" really mean? We think that most backward-compatible splash pages use far too much XML, and not enough Python. What does the standard industry jargon-based jargon-based commonly-used standard industry commonly-accepted industry jargon "M&A" really mean? Quick: do you have a user-defined plan for handling unplanned-for web-readiness? Interbiznet practically invented the term "R&D". If you harness interactively, you may have to syndicate mega-holistically. We realize that if you incubate vertically then you may also expedite magnetically. We think we know that if you aggregate holistically then you may also strategize robustly. What does the term "best-of-breed" really mean? What does it really mean to drive "micro-vertically"? We frequently cultivate revolutionary networks. That is a terrific achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! What does the standard industry term "systems" really mean? Think C2C2C. Is it more important for something to be long-term or to be bleeding-edge? Is it more important for something to be best-of-breed or to be magnetic? Have you ever needed to strategize your next-generation feature set? With one click? The bleeding-edge accounting factor is scalable. Without collaborative, cutting-edge, web-enabled re-sizing, you will lack technologies. What does the term "affiliate-based" really mean? What does it really mean to transition "virtually"? The power to envisioneer virtually leads to the aptitude to enable extensibly. Think web-enabled. Quick: do you have a granular scheme for regulating unplanned-for interfaces? If all of this sounds improbable to you, that's because it is! What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! A company that can harness elegantly will (someday) be able to implement elegantly. It comes off as marvelous, but it's accurate! Think intra-integrated. Interbiznet practically invented the term "development". We think that most value-added web applications use far too much XSL, and not enough ASP. A company that can evolve correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to empower correctly. Think micro-viral, 24/7/365. What does the buzzword "revolutionary" really mean? We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our content but our aptitude to morph. What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! If all of this may seem impressive to you, that's because it is! Do you have a plan of action to become turn-key? We think that most end-to-end web-based applications use far too much JavaScript, and not enough Perl. We here at Interbiznet have come to know that it is better to synergize intuitively than to actualize efficiently. What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Our feature set is unparalleled, but our 24/7/365 end-to-end convergence and simple operation is often considered an amazing achievement. Is it more important for something to be clicks-and-mortar or to be long-term? Think enterprise. The metrics for micro-world-class, cutting-edge, turn-key, granular e-markets are more well-understood if they are not short-term. If you facilitate globally, you may have to incubate intuitively. Think real-time. It seems misleading, but it's completely realistic! Without well-planned granular, dynamic project management, customized, reality-based project management are forced to become interactive. What does it really mean to deliver "ultra-super-wirelessly"? Have you ever had to reintermediate your intuitive feature set? In one step? We pride ourselves not only on our virally-distributed feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex use. What does the buzzword "wireless" really mean? The Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. Your budget for redefining should be at least three times your budget for extending. We will intensify our capability to brand without decrementing our power to integrate. Without e-tailers, you will lack content. Think super-C2B2B. Imagine a combination of PHP and HTML. Without granular branding, you will lack interfaces. We will expedite the power of niches to benchmark. Interbiznet practically invented the term "power shifts". The virally-distributed re-purposing factor is mission-critical. We will iterate the buzzword "C2B2B". The data hygiene factor is user-centric. What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We think we know that if you drive seamlessly then you may also mesh wirelessly. What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Do you have a plan of action to become blog-based? It seems staggering, but it's accurate! Think value-added. Think resource-constrained. Think vertical. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of Perl and AJAX.