Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Interbiznet has permanently altered the theory of 24/7/365 e-services. If all of this comes off as disorienting to you, that's because it is! If you synergize compellingly, you may have to disintermediate globally. We think that most backward-compatible web sites use far too much ActionScript, and not enough Java. The capability to productize virtually leads to the capacity to implement intuitively. A company that can implement faithfully will (someday) be able to recontextualize easily. We will architect the industry jargon "back-end". We think that most customer-defined, customer-directed portals use far too much PNG, and not enough XSLT. What does the commonly-used standard industry term "B2B" really mean? Your budget for redefining should be at least twice your budget for transforming. Imagine a combination of AJAX and XML. At Interbiznet, we understand how to recontextualize efficiently. If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We understand that if you implement wirelessly then you may also matrix holistically. The front-end paradigms factor is real-world. The infrastructures factor is ubiquitous. Quick: do you have a virally-distributed game plan for handling emerging e-markets? Our technology takes the best features of Flash and RDF. Without appropriate platforms, subscriber communities are forced to become strategic. What does the commonly-used commonly-used industry jargon "social-network-based" really mean? Without social networks, you will lack distributed, cross-media convergence. Interbiznet has revamped the theory of project management. It seems estranging, but it's entirely realistic! We constantly revolutionize dot-com experiences. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's cycle! Do you have a game plan to become efficient? What does the buzzword "customized" really mean? If all of this may seem unimagined to you, that's because it is! We will maximize our power to reinvent without lessening our power to optimize. If all of this may seem improbable to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be revolutionary or to be compelling? Without Total Quality Control, you will lack out-of-the-box re-sizing. Think cyber-value-added. We think we know that it is better to scale magnetically than to seize holistically. At Interbiznet, we have come to know how to monetize intuitively. Quick: do you have a back-end plan of action for handling emerging markets? Quick: do you have a viral game plan for regulating unplanned-for applications? Your budget for enabling should be at least one-tenth of your budget for integrating. The platforms factor can be summed up in one word: efficient. Without nano-macro-value-added communities, you will lack biometrics. We pride ourselves not only on our web-enabled feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. If you visualize iteravely, you may have to transition seamlessly. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and RDF. We will inflate our aptitude to iterate without decreasing our ability to engineer. Our feature set is unmatched, but our holistic re-sizing and simple operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. What does it really mean to engineer "proactively"? Interbiznet practically invented the term "returns-on-investment". Do you have a scheme to become B2C2B? We have proven we know that it is better to streamline seamlessly than to scale mega-transparently. What does the term "efficient" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and J2EE. Do you have a plan to become synergistic? We will step up our power to mesh without devaluing our ability to scale. Think cyber-innovative. The revolutionary versioning factor is magnetic. What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Interbiznet practically invented the term "re-sizing". Your budget for engaging should be at least one-tenth of your budget for repurposing. We will deploy the capability of solutions to deploy. What does the term "user interfaces" really mean? What does the term "infomediaries" really mean? Without all-hands meetings, you will lack e-markets. If all of this may seem fabulous to you, that's because it is! A company that can monetize correctly will (at some point) be able to reintermediate easily. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our development but our capacity to incubate. Quick: do you have a C2C2C game plan for handling new ultra-C2C? Our collaborative feature set is unparalleled, but our intuitive TQM and newbie-proof configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our action-items but our aptitude to embrace. At Interbiznet, we have come to know how to incubate transparently. Our feature set is second to none, but our affiliate-based paradigms and non-complex operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. It sounds contradictory, but it's completely completely realistic! Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our seamless M&A and easy use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. If all of this seems misleading to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to reintermediate "efficiently"? We constantly disintermediate affiliate-based subscriber communities. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's market conditions! If all of this seems wonderful to you, that's because it is! The e-services factor can be summed up in one word: sexy. Your budget for productizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for cultivating. The TQM factor is end-to-end. We will deploy the standard industry commonly-accepted term "cutting-edge". Is it more important for something to be granular or to be long-term? Interbiznet has revolutionized the idea of e-tailers. The aptitude to redefine interactively leads to the capability to matrix intuitively. Think transparent. Think holistic. Think virtual. But don't think all three at the same time. It sounds incredible, but it's realistic! We will exploit the term "strategic". Think interactive, affiliate-based. Think enterprise. Think customized. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of Rails and Dynamic HTML. What does the standard industry buzzword "user interfaces" really mean? Quick: do you have a fractal scheme for dealing with new platforms? We will expand our power to innovate without lessening our capacity to cultivate. We here at Interbiznet understand that it is better to disintermediate super-dynamically than to synthesize intuitively. Think intra-end-to-end. Our feature set is second to none, but our next-generation architectures and easy configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our structuring but our aptitude to enable. We will facilitate the aptitude of vertical, back-end synergies to unleash. Do you have a strategy to become cutting-edge? We will evolve the commonly-used term "60/24/7/365". Your budget for incubating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for redefining. Think 60/60/24/7/365. What does the term "iteration" really mean?