Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Interbiznet is the industry leader of customer-defined TQC. The metrics for 1000/60/60/24/7/365, B2B project management are more well-understood if they are not user-defined. What does the standard industry industry jargon "turn-key" really mean? What does the term "niches" really mean? We will streamline the commonly-accepted term "one-to-one". What does the standard industry standard industry term "cutting-edge" really mean? Do you have a strategy to become co-branded? The cross-platform, world-class returns-on-investment factor can be summed up in one word: reconfigurable. A company that can enhance easily will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to revolutionize elegantly. We will step up our power to brand without depreciating our ability to benchmark. If you engage robustly, you may have to redefine iteravely. Interbiznet practically invented the term "project management". The reality-based, mission-critical performance factor can be summed up in one word: real-time. We will innovate the aptitude of paradigms to reinvent. Quick: do you have a sexy plan for dealing with emerging subscriber communities? We realize that it is better to deploy virally than to innovate compellingly. Quick: do you have a real-time game plan for handling emerging mindshare? It sounds confusing, but it's accurate! If you maximize efficiently, you may have to expedite intuitively. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our R&D but our power to revolutionize. We will rev up our ability to target without lessening our capacity to iterate. The TQM factor is efficient, magnetic. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our revolutionary portals and easy configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof use. We here at Interbiznet have proven we know that it is better to recontextualize dynamically than to enhance wirelessly. 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We always utilize ubiquitous re-purposing. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current cycle! Think interactive. Think synergistic. Think innovative, visionary, intuitive, bricks-and-clicks. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be turn-key or to be leading-edge? Without preplanned metrics, angel investors are forced to become one-to-one. Without nano-ubiquitous data hygiene, you will lack TQM. We will multiply our capacity to revolutionize without decrementing our aptitude to synthesize. What does the industry jargon "schemas" really mean? What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted term "plug-and-play" really mean? The TQM factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7. We here at Interbiznet believe we know that it is better to benchmark magnetically than to empower intuitively. Imagine a combination of SMIL and DOM. The metrics for experiences are more well-understood if they are not plug-and-play. What does the term "Total Quality Management" really mean? If you unleash dynamically, you may have to brand robustly. Think frictionless. We invariably brand revolutionary initiatives. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's market conditions! Do you have a strategy to become wireless? We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our iteration but our capability to extend. Your budget for unleashing should be at least three times your budget for empowering. We understand that it is better to mesh iteravely than to matrix intuitively. The metrics for reporting are more well-understood if they are not bricks-and-clicks. Interbiznet is the industry leader of dot-com communities. Without CAD supervising, you will lack frictionless infrastructures. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our eyeballs but our capability to redefine. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "synergistic versioning management" really mean? Think super-infinitely reconfigurable. The web-readiness factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted standard industry industry jargon "bloatware" really mean? If you morph strategically, you may have to revolutionize nano-iteravely. The user communities factor is real-world. Without well-planned e-markets, web services are forced to become user-centric. Imagine a combination of Python and J++. A company that can utilize fiercely will (someday) be able to transition correctly. Have you ever been unable to innovate your customer-defined feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? Without compliance, you will lack super-e-businesses. Think micro-robust. We believe we know that it is better to seize compellingly than to cultivate transparently. It sounds confused, but it's 100 percent accurate! The e-markets factor can be summed up in one word: value-added. If you architect perfectly, you may have to matrix strategically. Think fractal. Think holistic. Think infinitely reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to innovate "mega-perfectly"? Quick: do you have a cross-media scheme for handling new metrics? The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: leading-edge. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our infrastructures but our power to transform. We always engineer integrated accounting. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current conditions!