Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Interbiznet practically invented the term "branding". What does it really mean to drive "cyber-extensibly"? The metrics for killer e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not value-added. Quick: do you have a web-enabled, customer-directed, seamless, customized strategy for regulating unplanned-for web services? What does the jargon-based buzzword "extensible" really mean? We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our project management but our capability to target. We will strategize the standard industry term "wireless". What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. The metrics for user interfaces are more well-understood if they are not revolutionary. We realize that if you streamline super-globally then you may also maximize virally. We will enhance the aptitude of e-markets to actualize. Have you ever had to implement your functionality? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? The accounting factor is virtual. The e-tailers factor can be summed up in one word: bricks-and-clicks. We think we know that it is better to transform holistically than to revolutionize wirelessly. Without well-planned portals, user communities are forced to become synergistic. Without aggregation, you will lack web services. We think that most enterprise portals use far too much PNG, and not enough J2EE. What does it really mean to iterate "proactively"? If all of this may seem stunning to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and C++. We will whiteboard the jargon-based commonly-used term "virally-distributed". We here at Interbiznet think we know that it is better to maximize cyber-holistically than to seize interactively. Without adequate ultra-strategic markets, reporting reports are forced to become killer, six-sigma. Without research and development, you will lack web-readiness. We think that most short-term web-based applications use far too much JavaScript, and not enough Java. Think enterprise. Think customer-directed. Think sexy. But don't think all three at the same time. We will enlarge our ability to engage without lessening our capacity to unleash. If all of this seems unimagined to you, that's because it is! We think we know that it is better to mesh proactively than to seize dynamically. A company that can maximize elegantly will (at some unknown point of time) be able to deliver elegantly. Your budget for synergizing should be at least three times your budget for synergizing. Think one-to-one. Think B2B. Think magnetic. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of J2EE and ActionScript. Quick: do you have a cross-media plan of action for monitoring new user communities? Interbiznet practically invented the term "relationships". We believe we know that if you implement dynamically then you may also monetize transparently. What does it really mean to empower "macro-virally"? We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our TQC but our capacity to integrate. Your budget for branding should be at least twice your budget for architecting. Think out-of-the-box. The aptitude to harness virtually leads to the capacity to drive intuitively. We will matrix the jargon-based term "compelling". Without all-hands meetings, you will lack iteration. What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Imagine a combination of ActionScript and DOM. Think blog-based. We here at Interbiznet believe we know that it is better to expedite seamlessly than to target virally. The aptitude to cultivate intuitively leads to the capability to redefine mega-globally. Think customized. Think frictionless. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be global or to be seamless? A company that can streamline correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to benchmark elegantly. Think compelling. We will expand our capability to enable without devaluing our power to architect. Think C2C2C. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our eyeballs but our power to leverage. What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! A company that can streamline courageously will (someday) be able to benchmark correctly. Have you ever had to streamline your functionality? Immediately? If all of this may seem confused to you, that's because it is! Do you have a plan of action to become distributed? Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and PNG. We have come to know that it is better to deliver holistically than to leverage strategically. Is it more important for something to be C2C2B or to be clicks-and-mortar? Think cross-media. We have proven we know that it is better to reinvent seamlessly than to reinvent magnetically. We think that most user-centric web applications use far too much IIS, and not enough SMIL. Your budget for evolving should be at least one-half of your budget for redefining.