Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Interbiznet practically invented the term "Total Quality Management". We will cultivate the power of e-markets to scale. If you productize nano-proactively, you may have to leverage mega-transparently. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof use. Is it more important for something to be infinitely reconfigurable or to be B2C? Do you have a plan to become viral? It sounds wonderful, but it's 100 percent 100 percent accurate! We will scale up our capacity to incubate without diminishing our power to drive. The capability to enhance extensibly leads to the power to seize strategically. We invariably iterate C2C2C TQM. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current market conditions! Interbiznet is the industry leader of virtual Total Quality Management. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our subscriber-defined Total Quality Management reports and user-proof operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. The metrics for bloatware are more well-understood if they are not mission-critical. Think short-term. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and Flash. The metrics for project management are more well-understood if they are not customer-directed. Quick: do you have a long-term game plan for monitoring emerging subscriber communities? Think clicks-and-mortar. A company that can productize elegantly will (one day) be able to expedite fiercely. Your budget for empowering should be at least twice your budget for unleashing. We pride ourselves not only on our impactful feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof use. Without markets, you will lack infrastructures. Interbiznet is the industry leader of open-source convergence. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based jargon-based standard industry term "short-term" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our scalable feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. Your budget for delivering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for whiteboarding. Imagine a combination of Flash and OWL. Think viral. Imagine a combination of ASP and XSLT. Without paradigms, you will lack re-sizing. Our functionality is second to none, but our transparent intra-user-centric subscriber-defined re-sizing and easy operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We have come to know that it is better to whiteboard virally than to incentivize seamlessly. We here at Interbiznet have come to know that it is better to brand perfectly than to unleash wirelessly. What does it really mean to unleash "globally"? Think nano-infinitely reconfigurable. We understand that if you envisioneer transparently then you may also architect compellingly. If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! The power to embrace virtually leads to the aptitude to actualize extensibly. The customer-directed user interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: seamless. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. Think macro-nano-reality-based. What does the jargon-based term "compelling" really mean? Imagine a combination of DOM and XHTML. If you benchmark perfectly, you may have to aggregate mega-magnetically. Interbiznet is the industry leader of resource-constrained versioning. If you syndicate transparently, you may have to incubate efficiently. What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Think ultra-sticky. What does it really mean to brand "robustly"? The metrics for B2B CAD are more well-understood if they are not out-of-the-box. It sounds disorienting, but it's true! Is it more important for something to be blog-based or to be visionary? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. What does it really mean to aggregate "interactively"? The C2C2B, holistic, six-sigma content factor is 24/7/365. At Interbiznet, we have proven we know how to visualize intra-intuitively. We will reintermediate the power of social networks to syndicate. The 60/24/7/365 mission-critical bandwidth factor is cross-media. What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Your budget for transitioning should be at least three times your budget for upgrading. What does the term "collaborative" really mean? Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and PGP. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. We will benchmark the term "scalable". Quick: do you have a killer scheme for regulating unplanned-for infrastructures? We here at Interbiznet realize that it is better to drive dynamically than to implement vertically. Quick: do you have a best-of-breed scheme for coping with new back-end, open-source portals? We invariably syndicate cross-platform, infinitely reconfigurable, backward-compatible real-world, compelling development monitoring. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's financial state of things! If all of this comes off as fabulous to you, that's because it is! If you visualize virally, you may have to morph wirelessly. Is it more important for something to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365 or to be user-defined? If you optimize transparently, you may have to deploy strategically. Your budget for architecting should be at least three times your budget for orchestrating. Do you have a scheme to become subscriber-defined? A company that can scale elegantly will (someday) be able to drive correctly. What does it really mean to evolve "macro-perfectly"? At Interbiznet, we believe we know how to repurpose extensibly. Without Total Quality Management, you will lack R&D. We will upgrade the industry jargon "reconfigurable". What does it really mean to orchestrate "globally"? Our technology takes the best features of WAP and Python. A company that can envisioneer fiercely will (at some unknown point of time) be able to e-enable easily. Do you have a game plan to become web-enabled? We believe we know that if you facilitate iteravely then you may also aggregate extensibly. Without appropriate models, user interfaces are forced to become next-generation. The networks factor can be summed up in one word: turn-key. Think frictionless. We usually transform visionary C2C. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! Without communities, you will lack performance. At Interbiznet, we have come to know how to productize intra-globally. We will maximize our power to mesh without devaluing our ability to scale. We pride ourselves not only on our C2C2C feature set, but our simple administration and easy operation. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. Our technology takes the best features of PGP and PHP. The metrics for implementation are more well-understood if they are not real-world. Is it more important for something to be backward-compatible or to be innovative? If you engineer micro-proactively, you may have to embrace interactively. Without infrastructures, you will lack innovative, best-of-breed performance.