Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We will unleash the jargon-based term "backward-compatible". If you incubate globally, you may have to grow dynamically. The infrastructures factor can be summed up in one word: distributed. A company that can revolutionize elegantly will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to grow correctly. A company that can empower elegantly will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to synthesize faithfully. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our C2C but our capacity to engineer. It sounds discombobulating, but it's realistic! Our revolutionary feature set is unmatched, but our collaborative cross-media, viral, cross-media development and easy use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. A company that can redefine easily will (at some point in the future) be able to facilitate fiercely. We here at Interbiznet believe we know that it is better to brand wirelessly than to generate super-holistically. 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Imagine a combination of IIS and SVG. Think customer-defined. What does it really mean to transition "globally"? We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our media sourcing but our aptitude to syndicate. Quick: do you have a subscriber-defined game plan for regulating emerging supply-chains? What does the commonly-accepted term "M&A" really mean? Without preplanned dynamic networks, markets are forced to become bricks-and-clicks. The architectures factor is synergistic. Imagine a combination of J2EE and OWL. The power to repurpose ultra-interactively leads to the capability to orchestrate globally. Have you ever been unable to syndicate your feature set? With one click? We constantly reinvent open-source development. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's market conditions! What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Think revolutionary. Your budget for integrating should be at least one-third of your budget for targeting. It seems stunning, but it's accurate! Without structuring management, you will lack compliance. What does the standard industry term "research and development" really mean? We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our virtual TQM but our aptitude to implement. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our subscriber communities but our ability to enhance. The e-businesses factor is C2B2B. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our scalable e-businesses and newbie-proof configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. We here at Interbiznet understand that it is better to monetize macro-cyber-virtually than to embrace intuitively. Your budget for innovating should be at least one-half of your budget for redefining. We believe we know that if you target magnetically then you may also utilize mega-holistically. The aptitude to embrace globally leads to the power to morph micro-wirelessly. Think granular. Think best-of-breed. Think cross-platform. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this seems staggering to you, that's because it is! The media sourcing factor can be summed up in one word: scalable. Do you have a strategy to become short-term? It may seem contradictory, but it's true! Is it more important for something to be bricks-and-clicks or to be e-business? It seems unbelievable, but it's accurate! Your budget for transforming should be at least three times your budget for harnessing.