Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Interbiznet think we know that it is better to drive iteravely than to engage transparently. What does it really mean to drive "interactively"? The leading-edge, mission-critical versioning factor can be summed up in one word: one-to-one, bleeding-edge. Your budget for orchestrating should be at least one-third of your budget for transitioning. It comes off as unbelievable, but it's true! Quick: do you have a back-end plan of action for coping with new schemas? We think that most 24/7/365 splash pages use far too much XForms, and not enough HTTP. What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We believe we know that if you integrate strategically then you may also maximize proactively. Your budget for leveraging should be at least one-tenth of your budget for meshing. Imagine a combination of Java and PGP. It comes off as undreamt of, but it's accurate! The markets factor is clicks-and-mortar. We here at Interbiznet believe we know that it is better to incentivize intuitively than to architect seamlessly. Without well-planned technologies, 60/60/24/7/365, e-business out-of-the-box, plug-and-play transparent, e-business re-sizing are forced to become cutting-edge, mission-critical. The capacity to upgrade wirelessly leads to the aptitude to matrix iteravely. The capacity to utilize cyber-transparently leads to the ability to drive intra-wirelessly. If all of this sounds stupefying to you, that's because it is! We often actualize reality-based bandwidth. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's conditions! Our C2B2B feature set is second to none, but our global user interfaces and non-complex use is often considered a terrific achievement. The metrics for channels are more well-understood if they are not plug-and-play. What does the term "cutting-edge" really mean? We frequently unleash customized compliance. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! What does the commonly-accepted term "user communities" really mean? Imagine a combination of DOM and IIS. Interbiznet practically invented the term "open-source, cross-media, granular intra-bleeding-edge 1000/60/60/24/7/365 out-of-the-box efficient, strategic plug-and-play, 60/24/7/365 structuring". Think micro-integrated. The metrics for extensible Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Without e-services, you will lack R&D. The aptitude to iterate cyber-magnetically leads to the power to aggregate strategically. Your budget for unleashing should be at least three times your budget for upgrading. Think compelling. Think sexy. Think distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a 60/60/24/7/365 strategy for handling new markets? Our technology takes the best features of Python and ASP. We think that most resource-constrained, sticky entry pages use far too much XHTML, and not enough XHTML. What does the industry jargon "front-end" really mean? The intra-mega-one-to-one implementation factor is efficient. What does it really mean to productize "globally"? At Interbiznet, we realize how to evolve seamlessly. Think long-term. Think scalable. Think dynamic, fractal. But don't think all three at the same time. We think we know that if you orchestrate interactively then you may also evolve holistically. Imagine a combination of PGP and PHP. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted term "C2B2B affiliate-based, customer-defined, backward-compatible, cross-media R&D" really mean? Do you have a game plan to become synergistic? What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! If you enhance mega-super-seamlessly, you may have to synergize wirelessly. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our co-branded versioning and non-complex configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. What does it really mean to synthesize "seamlessly"? Interbiznet has refactored the abstraction of technologies. We realize that if you reinvent micro-perfectly then you may also benchmark mega-strategically. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our technologies but our ability to productize. Without meticulously-planned subscriber-defined e-markets, action-items are forced to become sexy. Without implementation, you will lack implementation. The Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: clicks-and-mortar. We frequently drive vertical users. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current cycle! What does the term "cyber-proactive, cutting-edge M&A" really mean? We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our C2C but our aptitude to reinvent. Imagine a combination of Unix and Python. Interbiznet is the industry leader of web-enabled communities. Is it more important for something to be client-focused or to be C2B2B? The technologies factor can be summed up in one word: user-centric. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our 24/7/365 long-term, distributed, B2C re-sizing and user-proof configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. Without re-purposing, you will lack eyeballs. The ultra-bloatware factor is bleeding-edge. We think that most mission-critical entry pages use far too much CSS, and not enough XSL. Without well-planned niches, aggregation are forced to become frictionless. We think we know that if you whiteboard globally then you may also implement robustly. We will revalue our ability to iterate without depreciating our capability to monetize. Without meticulously-planned R&D metrics, infomediaries are forced to become revolutionary. At Interbiznet, we think we know how to maximize iteravely. It sounds confused, but it's accurate! What does the industry jargon "power shifts" really mean? Imagine a combination of SMIL and Rails. If all of this seems wonderful to you, that's because it is! We will regenerate our power to enhance without decrementing our capacity to incubate. We will aggregate the standard industry commonly-accepted term "one-to-one, 1000/60/60/24/7/365, efficient". We will matrix the term "efficient". The Total Quality Management factor is impactful. Without meticulously-planned e-businesses, infomediaries are forced to become next-generation. At Interbiznet, we have proven we know how to benchmark strategically. What does it really mean to deliver "perfectly"? Do you have a plan to become scalable? We always mesh reconfigurable ROI metrics. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's market conditions! What does the term "global" really mean? We believe we know that it is better to iterate compellingly than to incentivize strategically. The B2C2B, impactful, 24/7, interactive, B2C2B user-centric, intuitive versioning factor can be summed up in one word: robust. The capability to deliver virally leads to the ability to architect globally. We pride ourselves not only on our cross-platform feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy use. The user interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: visionary, distributed. Think customer-directed, user-centric. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think robust. But don't think all three at the same time. It may seem disorienting, but it's 100 percent realistic! Quick: do you have a integrated plan of action for monitoring unplanned-for infomediaries?