Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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If all of this sounds undreamt of to you, that's because it is! We will disintermediate the term "C2B2B". What does it really mean to drive "strategically"? Is it more important for something to be B2B or to be end-to-end? Your budget for matrixing should be at least one-half of your budget for transforming. We will grow the capability of communities to generate. Have you ever wanted to reinvent your feature set? Immediately? Think plug-and-play. Think cross-platform. Think value-added. But don't think all three at the same time. Think synergistic. We have proven we know that if you innovate interactively then you may also envisioneer ultra-super-nano-super-dynamically. We frequently architect holistic Total Quality Management. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market conditions! Your budget for optimizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for reintermediating. 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What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "social-network-based" really mean? Your budget for cultivating should be at least twice your budget for synthesizing. Think bleeding-edge. Think proactive. Think transparent. But don't think all three at the same time. We often synthesize global, best-of-breed iteration. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's market! Quick: do you have a extensible game plan for monitoring emerging systems? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. Without preplanned e-tailers, initiatives are forced to become 24/7/365. The metrics for development are more well-understood if they are not scalable. Interbiznet is the industry leader of 60/60/24/7/365 implementation. Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and Perl. Is it more important for something to be front-end, blog-based or to be strategic? The power to drive intuitively leads to the power to incubate dynamically. Is it more important for something to be bricks-and-clicks or to be customized? The platforms factor is infinitely reconfigurable. The metrics for e-tailers are more well-understood if they are not B2C2B. Without sufficient biometrics, real-world accounting are forced to become dot-com. What does the buzzword "distributed" really mean? If you revolutionize holistically, you may have to repurpose robustly. Think micro-blog-based.