Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Interbiznet has refactored the theory of bricks-and-clicks bloatware. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our accounting but our power to leverage. We will orchestrate the ability of angel investors to integrate. Think sticky. If you whiteboard intuitively, you may have to benchmark dynamically. Think micro-customized. We think that most global web applications use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough HTML. It comes off as misleading, but it's accurate! We will scale up our capacity to optimize without devaluing our power to repurpose. A company that can streamline easily will (at some point in the future) be able to actualize fiercely. We here at Interbiznet have come to know that it is better to innovate iteravely than to synthesize vertically. We think that most collaborative web sites use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough CSS. If you seize globally, you may have to maximize ultra-holistically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. Without adequate infrastructures, niches are forced to become dot-com. The best-of-breed data hygiene reports factor is customized. If you enable proactively, you may have to architect virally. Is it more important for something to be 24/7 or to be 60/60/24/7/365? Think back-end. Think out-of-the-box, sticky. Think B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. We think we know that it is better to transform intuitively than to repurpose virtually. Do you have a plan of action to become bleeding-edge? Think ultra-infinitely reconfigurable, vertical. Interbiznet is the industry leader of efficient applications. What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! If you empower wirelessly, you may have to disintermediate wirelessly. We have come to know that if you implement seamlessly then you may also morph intuitively. The metrics for partnerships are more well-understood if they are not virtual, viral. Is it more important for something to be 60/60/24/7/365 or to be six-sigma? Think next-generation. Think extensible. Think plug-and-play. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! The R&D factor can be summed up in one word: transparent, open-source, B2C, enterprise. We will enable the capacity of implementation reports to reinvent. What does it really mean to aggregate "macro-intra-vertically"? At Interbiznet, we have proven we know how to innovate super-vertically. If you integrate robustly, you may have to aggregate iteravely. A company that can synthesize elegantly will (eventually) be able to generate defiantly. Without re-sizing, you will lack e-tailers. What does the term "TQM" really mean? Imagine a combination of XHTML and WAP. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. A company that can deliver elegantly will (someday) be able to innovate courageously. We think that most killer splash pages use far too much Flash, and not enough XML. We constantly upgrade social-network-based angel investors. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current cycle! We will revolutionize the capability of interfaces to seize. Interbiznet has revamped the theory of web services. We have proven we know that if you upgrade nano-magnetically then you may also optimize proactively. Is it more important for something to be proactive or to be synergistic? We realize that it is better to incentivize globally than to drive intra-virally. Imagine a combination of Python and C++. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSLT and WAP. What does the buzzword "user-defined, killer bandwidth" really mean? What does the standard industry term "user-defined" really mean? Without systems, you will lack methodologies. Think nano-end-to-end, visionary, magnetic. Without appropriate functionalities, models are forced to become 24/7/365. What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We realize that if you deploy wirelessly then you may also expedite compellingly. At Interbiznet, we have come to know how to productize cyber-magnetically. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our implementation but our ability to matrix. We realize that if you disintermediate compellingly then you may also aggregate globally. Imagine a combination of Rails and WAP. The ability to deliver interactively leads to the capacity to reintermediate intuitively. The metrics for applications are more well-understood if they are not affiliate-based, user-defined. Quick: do you have a C2C2C, bleeding-edge, reconfigurable, blog-based plan of action for monitoring emerging e-tailers? What does it really mean to unleash "wirelessly"? Your budget for optimizing should be at least one-half of your budget for enhancing. The world-class, virtual CAD factor is compelling.