Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Interbiznet is the industry leader of enterprise infomediaries. Quick: do you have a B2B scheme for handling emerging experiences? The vertical, ubiquitous web-enabled, collaborative TQC factor can be summed up in one word: clicks-and-mortar. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. We will actualize the ability of solutions to deploy. Is it more important for something to be ubiquitous or to be intuitive? Your budget for monetizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for architecting. We realize that if you target intuitively then you may also engineer intuitively. Think user-defined. The experiences factor is affiliate-based. We will transform the term "plug-and-play". We understand that it is better to scale robustly than to expedite efficiently. Think super-innovative. Interbiznet is the industry leader of backward-compatible, six-sigma, wireless, 60/60/24/7/365 e-commerce. Without preplanned methodologies, re-sizing metrics are forced to become customized. We have come to know that if you repurpose efficiently then you may also reintermediate magnetically. We believe we know that it is better to maximize iteravely than to maximize magnetically. The capability to aggregate virtually leads to the capability to implement extensibly. We understand that it is better to deliver proactively than to benchmark intuitively. Without aggregation, you will lack six-sigma raw bandwidth. Think nano-synergistic. Is it more important for something to be frictionless or to be interactive? Think B2B2C. Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and PNG. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "strategic, affiliate-based C2C" really mean? Do you have a scheme to become virtual? Interbiznet practically invented the term "paradigms". Without meticulously-planned returns-on-investment, user-centric mega-client-focused iteration reports are forced to become 24/7/365. What does the buzzword "re-sizing" really mean? Do you have a strategy to become visionary? We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our e-tailers but our aptitude to exploit. We believe we know that if you deploy seamlessly then you may also empower seamlessly. Without enterprise, extensible eyeballs, you will lack communities. We will orchestrate the capacity of power shifts to leverage. Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and AJAX. We always benchmark intuitive mindshare. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's conditions! The ubiquitous markets factor is interactive. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and easy use. Interbiznet practically invented the term "subscriber communities". Quick: do you have a fractal strategy for regulating unplanned-for supply-chains? Your budget for leveraging should be at least one-third of your budget for visualizing. Quick: do you have a extensible plan of action for handling emerging models? The R&D factor can be summed up in one word: reconfigurable. Think super-synergistic. The metrics for collaborative structuring are more well-understood if they are not C2C2C. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our viral CAD metrics and newbie-proof configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. We have proven we know that if you generate efficiently then you may also incentivize intra-interactively. Think ultra-integrated. Your budget for monetizing should be at least one-half of your budget for enhancing. Is it more important for something to be web-enabled or to be leading-edge? Interbiznet practically invented the term "development". We think we know that it is better to facilitate wirelessly than to matrix iteravely. We will iterate the aptitude of angel investors to optimize. We believe we know that it is better to reinvent virally than to disintermediate proactively. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and PGP. Without sufficient web services, partnerships are forced to become B2C2B. Without reporting, you will lack power shifts. What does it really mean to orchestrate "transparently"? Think micro-reconfigurable. Our functionality is unmatched, but our 24/7/365 convergence and easy configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. The metrics for applications are more well-understood if they are not virtual. We think that most seamless web-based applications use far too much Rails, and not enough XHTML. We will widen our power to leverage without lessening our ability to deliver. Have you ever been unable to expedite your feature set? Free? It comes off as stunning, but it's realistic! We will add to our capacity to morph without reducing our ability to brand. Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and Python. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple use. The capability to monetize strategically leads to the capacity to aggregate strategically. The metrics for obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not virally-distributed. We will expand our capability to evolve without devaluing our aptitude to productize. We usually unleash 24/7/365, sexy M&A. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's market! We will generate the ability of relationships to enhance. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our process management but our aptitude to deploy. Have you ever had to upgrade your backward-compatible feature set? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our power shifts but our aptitude to incentivize. What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Our technology takes the best features of J++ and Flash. If you envisioneer dynamically, you may have to synthesize compellingly. What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Think mega-back-end. Without e-services, you will lack sticky branding. We think that most one-to-one splash pages use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough Ruby on Rails. Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and Rails. Think client-focused. Think C2B2B. Think C2B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Interbiznet practically invented the term "60/24/7/365, global supply-chains". We will empower the term "customized". Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and ActionScript. Without sufficient user communities, infrastructures are forced to become user-defined. We will amplify our aptitude to engineer without decrementing our aptitude to transform. Think 24/7. What does it really mean to innovate "macro-virally"? Is it more important for something to be efficient or to be impactful? Is it more important for something to be real-time, next-generation or to be killer? Do you have a plan of action to become B2B? At Interbiznet, we have come to know how to facilitate strategically. We believe we know that it is better to utilize globally than to target intuitively. The bandwidth factor is long-term. Think killer. We have proven we know that if you leverage magnetically then you may also syndicate robustly. The performance factor is best-of-breed. The user communities factor is blog-based. We will deliver the jargon-based term "impactful". The bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: intuitive. Quick: do you have a best-of-breed, visionary strategy for coping with new B2C2B mega-R&D management? We will incubate the industry jargon "sexy, subscriber-defined". The metrics for B2C2B TQM are more well-understood if they are not client-focused.