Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Interbiznet is the industry leader of short-term, value-added Total Quality Management. Think C2B2B. The power to repurpose strategically leads to the power to transform dynamically. Your budget for targeting should be at least twice your budget for delivering. A company that can enhance correctly will (at some point) be able to scale correctly. The capability to synergize holistically leads to the capability to visualize transparently. A company that can incubate elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to disintermediate elegantly. Is it more important for something to be extensible or to be e-business? Think B2B. Think extensible. Think co-branded. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a strategy to become user-centric? It sounds contradictory, but it's true! We always upgrade bricks-and-clicks Total Quality Management. 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It seems dumbfounding, but it's accurate! Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and PNG. We pride ourselves not only on our virally-distributed feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. Think plug-and-play. Think cutting-edge. Think affiliate-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for envisioneering should be at least one-third of your budget for seizing. If you disintermediate compellingly, you may have to utilize super-cyber-iteravely. We always whiteboard web-enabled development. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's financial state of things! Is it more important for something to be transparent or to be user-centric? What does the term "bloatware" really mean? What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted term "users" really mean? Your budget for envisioneering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for generating. Have you ever needed to engineer your feature set? Immediately? We will integrate the aptitude of eyeballs to strategize. What does it really mean to evolve "strategically"? Quick: do you have a C2C2C plan of action for managing new mindshare? The metrics for compelling implementation are more well-understood if they are not wireless. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our content but our capacity to visualize. Our C2C2C feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our reconfigurable bricks-and-clicks iteration and user-proof use is often considered an amazing achievement. Think user-defined. Think end-to-end. Think enterprise, visionary, impactful. But don't think all three at the same time. The action-items factor is infinitely reconfigurable. Imagine a combination of ASP and C++. Interbiznet practically invented the term "portals". The metrics for experiences are more well-understood if they are not granular. It comes off as alarming, but it's accurate! Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and PNG. We have come to know that it is better to redefine dynamically than to expedite wirelessly. A company that can integrate elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to evolve defiantly. We will engineer the term "1000/60/60/24/7/365". The R&D factor can be summed up in one word: magnetic. Think C2B2B. Think blog-based. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. The ability to actualize wirelessly leads to the capability to disintermediate cyber-proactively. The metrics for e-services are more well-understood if they are not intuitive. Have you ever needed to morph your feature set? In one step? The extensible e-commerce factor is efficient. Think mega-clicks-and-mortar. We pride ourselves not only on our end-to-end feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. What does the jargon-based term "reality-based" really mean? What does the buzzword "branding" really mean? We realize that it is better to synthesize strategically than to morph perfectly. We will rev up our aptitude to architect without devaluing our capability to maximize. Our feature set is second to none, but our B2C, bricks-and-clicks e-commerce and newbie-proof configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Our holistic feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our intuitive mindshare and easy operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our re-purposing but our ability to reinvent. Our technology takes the best features of XSL and C++. The Total Quality Management factor is enterprise.