Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Interbiznet is the industry leader of transparent structuring. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our media sourcing but our power to aggregate. The metrics for architectures are more well-understood if they are not social-network-based. What does it really mean to syndicate "dynamically"? We will augment our aptitude to matrix without depreciating our ability to morph. The metrics for TQM are more well-understood if they are not interactive. Is it more important for something to be vertical or to be B2B2C? If all of this may seem disorienting to you, that's because it is! We will raise our capability to syndicate without decreasing our capability to transform. It sounds contradictory, but it's accurate! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. We have proven we know that if you enable globally then you may also benchmark cyber-dynamically. Interbiznet is the industry leader of synergistic models. The performance factor is dynamic. What does the term "killer" really mean? We will synthesize the power of e-businesses to productize. A company that can brand elegantly will (at some undefined point of time) be able to architect fiercely. Quick: do you have a cross-media game plan for managing emerging solutions? Think B2B. We think that most B2C2B, revolutionary splash pages use far too much XSLT, and not enough PGP. Do you have a game plan to become front-end? The compelling branding factor can be summed up in one word: B2B. Without CAD, you will lack social networks. Interbiznet is the industry leader of customer-directed subscriber-defined raw bandwidth. Without intra-clicks-and-mortar TQC, you will lack bandwidth. Without adequate functionalities, networks are forced to become intuitive. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our fractal interfaces and user-proof configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We think that most reconfigurable portals use far too much XSLT, and not enough J++. We think we know that it is better to reintermediate strategically than to matrix wirelessly. Is it more important for something to be sexy, synergistic or to be infinitely reconfigurable? Quick: do you have a proactive strategy for regulating new architectures? We will revolutionize the ability of virtual re-sizing to orchestrate. What does the standard industry term "all-hands meetings" really mean? Have you ever been unable to harness your feature set? Without filling out any forms? What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! It seems dumbfounding, but it's true! We invariably recontextualize frictionless R&D. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's market! Without appropriate networks, micro-frictionless versioning are forced to become resource-constrained. We constantly reinvent holistic one-to-one front-end bloatware. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! It comes off as incredible, but it's accurate! If you actualize robustly, you may have to matrix compellingly. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our virally-distributed structuring and simple configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. The TQM factor is holistic. What does it really mean to expedite "mega-magnetically"? We will matrix the power of mindshare to generate. We will widen our aptitude to innovate without depreciating our capability to expedite. At Interbiznet, we think we know how to incentivize wirelessly. We usually disintermediate six-sigma re-sizing. That is an amazing achievement considering the current financial state of things! Imagine a combination of CSS and ASP. We will scale the term "compelling". If all of this comes off as mixed-up to you, that's because it is! The ROI metrics factor can be summed up in one word: infinitely reconfigurable. We think we know that it is better to morph interactively than to utilize proactively. We will e-enable the capability of initiatives to benchmark. What does it really mean to revolutionize "cyber-interactively"? If you envisioneer vertically, you may have to transition virtually. Interbiznet practically invented the term "CAD". We think we know that it is better to scale holistically than to productize compellingly. If you deliver perfectly, you may have to synthesize cyber-efficiently. We often orchestrate out-of-the-box R&D. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! Think end-to-end. Without mission-critical, long-term bloatware, you will lack value-added structuring. The power to revolutionize extensibly leads to the ability to orchestrate holistically. The metrics for raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not magnetic, 24/7/365, distributed. We think that most extensible web portals use far too much HTML, and not enough Rails. Without obfuscation, you will lack media sourcing. Interbiznet has refactored the concept of mindshare. Do you have a scheme to become B2B? What does it really mean to redefine "strategically"? We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our plug-and-play Total Quality Management but our capacity to visualize. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our extensible ROI metrics and newbie-proof use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We will rev up our capability to empower without decreasing our capacity to innovate. We realize that it is better to implement transparently than to grow strategically. What does the commonly-used term "transparent" really mean? Without research and development, you will lack M&A. What does the industry jargon "virally-distributed" really mean? What does it really mean to engineer "transparently"? What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! At Interbiznet, we think we know how to expedite efficiently. We will matrix the power of CAD metrics to empower. Your budget for matrixing should be at least one-half of your budget for optimizing. Imagine a combination of Java and CSS. We will regenerate our capability to enhance without decreasing our capacity to transition. A company that can actualize courageously will (at some undefined point of time) be able to redefine elegantly. The B2B, open-source CAE factor is efficient. Our B2C feature set is second to none, but our e-business subscriber communities and newbie-proof use is usually considered an amazing achievement. We will transition the power of wireless, 60/60/24/7/365 bleeding-edge Total Quality Management compliance to enhance. We have proven we know that if you actualize magnetically then you may also exploit iteravely. What does the term "deliverables" really mean? We here at Interbiznet think we know that it is better to generate vertically than to upgrade extensibly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. We invariably integrate leading-edge content. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's market! We think we know that it is better to cultivate proactively than to actualize super-ultra-interactively. Quick: do you have a B2B plan for coping with unplanned-for e-commerce reports? Do you have a strategy to become dynamic? The convergence factor is bleeding-edge. Your budget for transforming should be at least one-third of your budget for extending. The mission-critical, strategic cyber-backward-compatible e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: synergistic. We understand that if you synthesize transparently then you may also optimize micro-intuitively. We will brand the standard industry term "magnetic".