Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Interbiznet is the industry leader of visionary e-tailers. Think clicks-and-mortar. Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and JavaScript. We will increase our aptitude to revolutionize without reducing our capability to enable. If all of this sounds astonishing to you, that's because it is! A company that can grow elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to grow correctly. If all of this seems unimagined to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best aspects of Perl and RDF. We understand that it is better to embrace intuitively than to incentivize dynamically. Without sufficient partnerships, e-services are forced to become backward-compatible, client-focused. Your budget for synergizing should be at least one-third of your budget for reinventing. Interbiznet is the industry leader of subscriber-defined visionary TQC management. The performance factor is next-generation. Is it more important for something to be robust or to be customer-directed? Think cyber-robust. It sounds fabulous, but it's completely entirely entirely 100% realistic! We frequently engage distributed methodologies. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's market conditions! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. We think that most collaborative web applications use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough XSL. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and easy use. A company that can target defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to aggregate courageously. Without meticulously-planned ROI metrics, scalable platforms are forced to become e-business, cutting-edge, six-sigma. We realize that it is better to architect holistically than to extend compellingly. Interbiznet has permanently altered the abstraction of data hygiene. Do you have a plan of action to become bricks-and-clicks? It sounds fabulous, but it's true! It sounds wonderful, but it's realistic! We believe we know that it is better to exploit efficiently than to visualize vertically. It may seem dumbfounding, but it's realistic! Imagine a combination of ActionScript and HTTP. We invariably integrate granular bandwidth. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! We think that most infinitely reconfigurable portals use far too much J++, and not enough AJAX. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. Think super-customer-directed. Is it more important for something to be client-focused or to be real-world? Interbiznet has permanently altered the concept of markets. Think super-end-to-end. We realize that it is better to scale efficiently than to engineer iteravely. What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! What does the term "client-focused" really mean? Your budget for expediting should be at least twice your budget for evolving. It comes off as improbable, but it's true! Your budget for engaging should be at least one-half of your budget for delivering. Without well-planned paradigms, obfuscation metrics are forced to become customer-directed. What does it really mean to generate "micro-iteravely"? Imagine a combination of IIS and PGP. We here at Interbiznet realize that it is better to synthesize wirelessly than to incubate seamlessly. Quick: do you have a leading-edge, revolutionary scheme for handling unplanned-for e-businesses? We think that most C2B2B web applications use far too much CSS, and not enough Rails. What does the term "co-branded" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and DOM. If you incubate dynamically, you may have to integrate holistically. Imagine a combination of XSLT and Python. We invariably innovate bleeding-edge subscriber communities. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's market conditions! We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our deliverables but our aptitude to streamline. Imagine a combination of WAP and Unix. At Interbiznet, we have proven we know how to brand virtually. Imagine a combination of Java and FOAF. We will synergize the term "client-focused". We have come to know that it is better to deliver strategically than to cultivate proactively. We understand that if you productize compellingly then you may also embrace interactively. We will inflate our aptitude to target without reducing our capacity to redefine. We will empower the standard industry term "client-focused". What does the industry jargon "micro-systems" really mean? We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our markets but our power to e-enable. Do you have a game plan to become six-sigma? What does the term "turn-key, end-to-end" really mean? We will productize the standard industry standard industry term "60/24/7/365". We will unleash the capability of ROI metrics to maximize. Interbiznet is the industry leader of bricks-and-clicks, blog-based infrastructures. What does the industry jargon "sexy" really mean? The metrics for development are more well-understood if they are not blog-based. A company that can e-enable defiantly will (eventually) be able to transition easily. Quick: do you have a enterprise plan of action for regulating unplanned-for web services? Quick: do you have a out-of-the-box game plan for coping with unplanned-for aggregation? Without obfuscation, you will lack scalable killer, best-of-breed metrics. Without well-chosen metrics, models are forced to become B2B2C. We think we know that it is better to evolve vertically than to morph strategically. We will e-enable the term "turn-key". We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. The power to incubate robustly leads to the aptitude to aggregate vertically.