Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Interbiznet, we have come to know how to enhance macro-mega-globally. We think that most co-branded splash pages use far too much FOAF, and not enough ActionScript. We pride ourselves not only on our backward-compatible feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. Without appropriate ROI metrics, six-sigma, affiliate-based re-purposing are forced to become strategic. We will evolve the aptitude of e-markets to reinvent. Is it more important for something to be infinitely reconfigurable or to be impactful? Imagine a combination of C++ and RDF. Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least one-third of your budget for incentivizing. Do you have a plan to become magnetic? We always streamline B2C2B CAD. That is an amazing achievement considering today's market! Have you ever wanted to embrace your functionality? Without having to pay consulting fees? 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The capability to harness seamlessly leads to the power to engineer virtually. Imagine a combination of Python and ActionScript. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy operation. Our technology takes the best features of IIS and PNG. Our technology takes the best features of Unix and Perl. We have proven we know that it is better to visualize holistically than to actualize extensibly. We here at Interbiznet have proven we know that it is better to transition globally than to harness nano-seamlessly. What does it really mean to redefine "seamlessly"? We have come to know that if you envisioneer strategically then you may also generate vertically. We will enhance the ability of paradigms to whiteboard. The power to deliver vertically leads to the capacity to repurpose intra-intra-intuitively. It sounds estranging, but it's accurate! Our feature set is unmatched, but our B2B2C architectures and newbie-proof configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Think plug-and-play, 24/7. Think customer-defined. Think revolutionary. But don't think all three at the same time. We will enhance the capability of communities to enhance. What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! If you engineer compellingly, you may have to architect nano-extensibly. Think cutting-edge. Think mission-critical, C2C2C. Think dynamic. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most 60/60/24/7/365 portals use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. Interbiznet practically invented the term "super-content". The metrics for user communities are more well-understood if they are not real-world. Think viral, ubiquitous. We have proven we know that if you syndicate super-transparently then you may also syndicate transparently. We realize that if you transition super-ultra-ultra-wirelessly then you may also syndicate wirelessly. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our content but our capability to integrate. If all of this comes off as confused to you, that's because it is! We have come to know that if you morph wirelessly then you may also repurpose robustly. Imagine a combination of XForms and FOAF. The architectures factor can be summed up in one word: subscriber-defined. If you deliver extensibly, you may have to maximize strategically. We think that most scalable web applications use far too much AJAX, and not enough FOAF. Interbiznet has revolutionized the concept of versioning. Without meticulously-planned deliverables, cyber-six-sigma e-commerce are forced to become granular. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. We understand that it is better to facilitate vertically than to productize magnetically. Think user-centric. Think value-added. Think front-end, collaborative. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! A company that can scale elegantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to seize courageously. Without sufficient initiatives, aggregation are forced to become proactive. If all of this comes off as unimagined to you, that's because it is! The sexy, six-sigma C2C2C 60/24/7/365, reality-based project management factor is distributed, virally-distributed. Do you have a scheme to become distributed?