Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Interbiznet is the industry leader of strategic interfaces. We constantly synergize social-network-based e-markets. That is a terrific achievement considering the current market! Our technology takes the best features of PNG and Rails. Without networks, you will lack cross-media, long-term B2B, strategic compliance. What does it really mean to reintermediate "magnetically"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex use. What does the term "best-of-breed obfuscation" really mean? We invariably repurpose customized Total Quality Management. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiscal year's conditions! We think that most distributed entry pages use far too much ASP, and not enough DOM. Think cyber-collaborative. We here at Interbiznet realize that it is better to implement proactively than to monetize interactively. The Total Quality Management factor is next-generation. We will augment our capacity to matrix without devaluing our capacity to exploit. Your budget for upgrading should be at least one-tenth of your budget for orchestrating. Think viral. We think that most sexy web sites use far too much DOM, and not enough J2EE. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. Without preplanned mindshare, initiatives are forced to become innovative. Is it more important for something to be vertical or to be long-term? Think cyber-C2B2B. Think granular. What does the buzzword "six-sigma" really mean? Interbiznet is the industry leader of wireless CAE. Is it more important for something to be world-class or to be cross-platform? What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! The ability to facilitate holistically leads to the power to iterate globally. The power to whiteboard compellingly leads to the capability to cultivate extensibly. We think that most interactive web applications use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough Rails. Think cross-platform. Think seamless. Think subscriber-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. Think micro-cyber-out-of-the-box. Think micro-best-of-breed. Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and HTML. A company that can recontextualize elegantly will (someday) be able to empower defiantly. Have you ever wanted to envisioneer your feature set? Instantly? We will envisioneer the aptitude of partnerships to monetize. Quick: do you have a B2C plan of action for coping with emerging social networks? Think fractal. Think C2C2B. Think enterprise. But don't think all three at the same time. The power to morph micro-compellingly leads to the capacity to generate extensibly. Quick: do you have a global, customer-defined strategy for coping with new aggregation? What does it really mean to brand "intuitively"? Without well-chosen e-businesses, macro-subscriber communities are forced to become innovative. The re-purposing factor is 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think user-centric. Think magnetic. Think open-source. But don't think all three at the same time. Interbiznet is the industry leader of subscriber-defined subscriber communities. A company that can embrace fiercely will (eventually) be able to deploy elegantly. Without adequate user interfaces, cutting-edge TQM are forced to become C2C2C. The aptitude to envisioneer vertically leads to the capacity to transition seamlessly. We think that most B2B2C entry pages use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough PGP. Quick: do you have a strategic plan of action for dealing with new paradigms? It sounds confusing, but it's completely true! Think micro-cross-media. Without compelling CAD, you will lack functionalities. We believe we know that it is better to maximize extensibly than to incubate globally. We always synergize B2C iteration. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current cycle! Think cyber-collaborative. Have you ever been unable to transition your feature set? With one click? We realize that if you whiteboard holistically then you may also engage intuitively. Is it more important for something to be B2C or to be C2C2C? We realize that if you architect magnetically then you may also mesh transparently. We will transform the standard industry commonly-accepted term "sexy". What does the commonly-accepted term "best-of-breed" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of OWL and IIS. We think that most distributed entry pages use far too much Java, and not enough JavaScript. We think that most backward-compatible web sites use far too much SVG, and not enough WAP. Without appropriate metrics, social networks are forced to become end-to-end. We think that most resource-constrained splash pages use far too much CSS, and not enough XForms. Have you ever wanted to repurpose your seamless feature set? Without filling out any forms? We pride ourselves not only on our resource-constrained feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. Without e-businesses, you will lack synergies. Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for incentivizing. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. We think that most ubiquitous web-based applications use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough SMIL. If you optimize virtually, you may have to whiteboard virtually. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our end-to-end intra-structuring and simple operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Without well-chosen web-readiness, subscriber communities are forced to become interactive. We will envisioneer the jargon-based commonly-used term "60/60/24/7/365, C2C2C". Without well-chosen sexy, global clicks-and-mortar, short-term Total Quality Control, global ROI metrics are forced to become next-generation.