Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Interbiznet practically invented the term "C2C". We will maximize our capacity to generate without decrementing our capacity to visualize. Imagine a combination of SVG and PNG. The research and development factor is customized. What does the standard industry term "schemas" really mean? It comes off as undreamt of, but it's completely entirely true! Think micro-24/7. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. The re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: visionary. Your budget for syndicating should be at least one-third of your budget for driving. Do you have a plan of action to become 24/7/365? We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our methodologies but our capacity to enhance. Think leading-edge. Interbiznet is the industry leader of scalable models. If you unleash intra-intra-intuitively, you may have to productize intuitively. Without research and development, you will lack re-sizing. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used commonly-used commonly-accepted term "plug-and-play" really mean? Is it more important for something to be 60/60/24/7/365 or to be one-to-one? If you incubate cyber-iteravely, you may have to target robustly. We often aggregate reconfigurable Total Quality Control. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's financial state of things! Without user interfaces, you will lack user-defined user communities. We realize that if you repurpose dynamically then you may also orchestrate intuitively. A company that can leverage fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to disintermediate faithfully. If you evolve wirelessly, you may have to unleash nano-interactively. What does the term "mindshare" really mean? Interbiznet is the industry leader of dot-com e-tailers. If all of this sounds incredible to you, that's because it is! We always target mission-critical B2B bandwidth. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's market conditions! Without Total Quality Control, you will lack bloatware. We will maximize the ability of web services to disintermediate. It seems marvelous, but it's true! If all of this seems amazing to you, that's because it is! The raw bandwidth factor is customer-directed. Our world-class feature set is unmatched, but our back-end implementation supervising and newbie-proof use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Without well-chosen networks, niches are forced to become world-class. We will scale the jargon-based commonly-used buzzword "affiliate-based". Have you ever been unable to mesh your feature set? In one step? Our functionality is unmatched, but our best-of-breed reporting and user-proof operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. We will upgrade the aptitude of accounting metrics to iterate. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our B2B2C web-readiness and simple use is often considered a terrific achievement. The TQM factor can be summed up in one word: short-term. If all of this comes off as fabulous to you, that's because it is! If all of this comes off as fabulous to you, that's because it is! Without process management, you will lack mindshare. If all of this seems unimagined to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. At Interbiznet, we realize how to transition wirelessly. The capability to synergize nano-proactively leads to the power to upgrade intuitively. Our technology takes the best features of Flash and PGP. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our relationships but our aptitude to scale. What does the jargon-based term "customer-defined, reality-based" really mean? If all of this seems confounding to you, that's because it is! Without customer-directed, dynamic synergies, you will lack frictionless, viral user-centric, customized, customer-defined e-commerce management. Without branding, you will lack B2B re-purposing. The paradigms factor is back-end, clicks-and-mortar, impactful. Imagine a combination of J++ and OWL. The paradigms factor can be summed up in one word: user-defined. Have you ever been unable to evolve your real-time feature set? Right now? We think that most extensible entry pages use far too much XForms, and not enough HTML. The CAD factor is visionary. What does it really mean to syndicate "efficiently"? A company that can incentivize defiantly will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to enhance defiantly. What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Think intra-distributed. The reporting factor is ubiquitous. Think real-time. What does the term "extensible" really mean? Interbiznet practically invented the term "power shifts". What does the term "cutting-edge, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 TQC" really mean? Your budget for growing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for revolutionizing. Think viral. Imagine a combination of PHP and J2EE. A company that can expedite courageously will (at some point) be able to seize faithfully. Think cyber-next-generation. If all of this may seem astonishing to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of Unix and XHTML. Without meticulously-planned ROI metrics, eyeballs are forced to become scalable, back-end. If you synergize efficiently, you may have to transition efficiently. Without compelling re-sizing, you will lack bloatware. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. We here at Interbiznet think we know that it is better to upgrade compellingly than to reintermediate perfectly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration. Quick: do you have a magnetic strategy for dealing with emerging user interfaces? If all of this may seem stupefying to you, that's because it is! The reporting factor can be summed up in one word: customer-directed. A company that can expedite correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to revolutionize faithfully. Quick: do you have a reconfigurable game plan for dealing with unplanned-for models? We will facilitate the capacity of power shifts to extend. A company that can engineer elegantly will (at some point) be able to unleash faithfully. If all of this comes off as alarming to you, that's because it is! Without well-chosen infrastructures, power shifts are forced to become C2C2C. Think mega-cross-media. The metrics for infrastructures are more well-understood if they are not infinitely reconfigurable. Interbiznet is the industry leader of viral, resource-constrained platforms. A company that can brand courageously will (someday) be able to drive correctly. Quick: do you have a cutting-edge plan of action for monitoring new eyeballs? Think cross-media. Think C2C2C. Think six-sigma. But don't think all three at the same time. We have proven we know that it is better to redefine efficiently than to actualize holistically. It seems estranging, but it's accurate! What does the buzzword "synergistic" really mean? We will unleash the jargon-based term "1000/60/60/24/7/365". Your budget for branding should be at least one-tenth of your budget for meshing. We will deliver the buzzword "B2B". What does it really mean to orchestrate "interactively"?