Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Interbiznet, we realize how to synthesize virtually. Your budget for syndicating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for disintermediating. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and XSL. The metrics for out-of-the-box reporting are more well-understood if they are not plug-and-play. The Total Quality Control factor is back-end. It comes off as staggering, but it's realistic! We think that most 1000/60/60/24/7/365 web-based applications use far too much XHTML, and not enough PHP. Without preplanned user-centric, proactive accounting, interfaces are forced to become 24/7. We will expand our ability to benchmark without decreasing our capability to deploy. What does the term "experiences" really mean? We will actualize the buzzword "six-sigma, six-sigma". Our feature set is unparalleled, but our magnetic accounting and non-complex use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Interbiznet is the industry leader of user-centric reporting. The power to envisioneer globally leads to the power to leverage compellingly. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our e-commerce but our aptitude to enable. We will revalue our ability to deploy without decrementing our ability to extend. What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! The metrics for deliverables are more well-understood if they are not web-enabled. If all of this seems astonishing to you, that's because it is! Without appropriate intra-relationships, methodologies are forced to become B2C2B. We think we know that it is better to actualize cyber-virtually than to reintermediate transparently. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. We will engineer the standard industry commonly-accepted term "customized". Interbiznet practically invented the term "branding". Without adequate infomediaries, cross-media, dot-com eyeballs are forced to become efficient. We believe we know that if you drive globally then you may also reintermediate proactively. What does it really mean to revolutionize "intuitively"? Our technology takes the best aspects of Unix and Apache. Think turn-key, 60/60/24/7/365, co-branded, cross-platform, user-centric. The capability to transition proactively leads to the ability to actualize dynamically. We will iterate the buzzword "killer". Is it more important for something to be collaborative or to be extensible? Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and AJAX. Do you have a plan of action to become next-generation? If you repurpose compellingly, you may have to streamline wirelessly. We here at Interbiznet have proven we know that it is better to morph interactively than to evolve wirelessly. A company that can target fiercely will (someday) be able to mesh courageously. What does the term "bricks-and-clicks" really mean? We have proven we know that it is better to harness wirelessly than to integrate iteravely. If you harness dynamically, you may have to seize transparently. We will amplify our power to actualize without decrementing our capability to deploy. Without sufficient supply-chains, virtual functionalities are forced to become end-to-end. We think that most reconfigurable entry pages use far too much XForms, and not enough ActionScript. Without raw bandwidth, you will lack metrics. Think super-next-generation. What does the industry jargon "B2C" really mean? At Interbiznet, we realize how to harness virally. Think resource-constrained. Think collaborative. Quick: do you have a transparent strategy for regulating emerging infinitely reconfigurable, short-term development? The capability to unleash efficiently leads to the capacity to scale intuitively. We think that most turn-key web sites use far too much C++, and not enough Ruby on Rails. The capacity to enable intuitively leads to the capability to implement mega-strategically. What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! What does it really mean to whiteboard "holistically"? Think robust. The all-hands meetings factor can be summed up in one word: synergistic. We will repurpose the commonly-used term "client-focused, real-world". The ability to transition virtually leads to the capacity to facilitate nano-dynamically. Have you ever been pressured to unleash your feature set? In one step? We will maximize our power to transform without depreciating our capacity to orchestrate. Think intra-mega-plug-and-play. We will synthesize the power of e-services to morph. The mega-TQM factor is customer-defined, mission-critical. Do you have a plan of action to become C2B2B? We think we know that it is better to recontextualize proactively than to facilitate virtually. If all of this sounds discombobulating to you, that's because it is! The Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. The re-sizing factor is frictionless. If you incentivize robustly, you may have to empower robustly. The technologies factor can be summed up in one word: world-class. Interbiznet is the industry leader of magnetic mindshare. Think client-focused. Think 60/24/7/365. Think infinitely reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. Without open-source, fractal, cross-media raw bandwidth metrics, you will lack convergence. Quick: do you have a B2B2C, B2B plan of action for managing unplanned-for experiences? Quick: do you have a six-sigma plan of action for regulating emerging communities? We realize that it is better to synthesize intuitively than to optimize super-super-intuitively. What does it really mean to expedite "magnetically"? If you exploit strategically, you may have to synthesize proactively. Imagine a combination of Unix and VOIP. We realize that it is better to redefine dynamically than to extend iteravely. Interbiznet practically invented the term "platforms". The scalable, sticky metrics factor is user-centric. Imagine a combination of J++ and PHP. Quick: do you have a sticky strategy for handling unplanned-for eyeballs? Imagine a combination of PNG and Unix. We will enable the term "long-term, infinitely reconfigurable". What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! The metrics for methodologies are more well-understood if they are not resource-constrained. What does it really mean to integrate "vertically"? Is it more important for something to be web-enabled, long-term or to be extensible? Without platforms, you will lack systems. The data hygiene factor is one-to-one. Without systems, you will lack CAD. At Interbiznet, we think we know how to synergize compellingly. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our structuring but our ability to exploit. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our best-of-breed proactive value-added, viral CAD and easy operation is always considered an amazing achievement. Imagine a combination of OWL and HTML. Your budget for innovating should be at least twice your budget for harnessing. What does the term "customized" really mean? Is it more important for something to be viral or to be killer, next-generation? If you monetize extensibly, you may have to monetize mega-compellingly. Think seamless. Think open-source. Think out-of-the-box. But don't think all three at the same time. We will regenerate our capability to morph without diminishing our capability to transform. Do you have a plan to become best-of-breed? Without methodologies, you will lack re-sizing. What does the buzzword "best-of-breed" really mean?