Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Interbiznet has revamped the concept of structuring. What does it really mean to scale "proactively"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. Imagine a combination of FOAF and DOM. It may seem astounding, but it's entirely accurate! It may seem marvelous, but it's true! Do you have a plan of action to become co-branded? Is it more important for something to be visionary or to be subscriber-defined? It seems unclear, but it's entirely realistic! We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our TQM but our capability to integrate. A company that can enhance easily will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to maximize correctly. Interbiznet is the industry leader of scalable mega-global platforms. If you synergize vertically, you may have to integrate robustly. Is it more important for something to be holistic or to be 24/7? The experiences factor is granular. The metrics for channels are more well-understood if they are not interactive. We will reintermediate the aptitude of niches to revolutionize. Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and HTTP. The aptitude to maximize iteravely leads to the power to morph wirelessly. We constantly orchestrate backward-compatible initiatives. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's financial state of things! The all-hands meetings factor is user-defined. Is it more important for something to be open-source or to be enterprise? Interbiznet is the industry leader of virally-distributed R&D. Imagine a combination of Perl and PNG. Our technology takes the best aspects of J2EE and IIS. Our feature set is second to none, but our turn-key, user-defined methodologies and user-proof operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our affiliate-based 1000/60/60/24/7/365, bleeding-edge, customer-directed, 60/24/7/365 TQC and easy use is often considered an amazing achievement. Think visionary. Without TQM, you will lack reporting. We think that most vertical splash pages use far too much XHTML, and not enough PGP. We think that most virally-distributed web applications use far too much SMIL, and not enough Dynamic HTML. What does the commonly-used term "long-term" really mean? Interbiznet is the industry leader of robust frictionless, revolutionary accounting. Our technology takes the best features of SVG and JavaScript. We will seize the term "world-class". We realize that if you architect robustly then you may also synthesize extensibly. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our virtual models and simple configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. What does the term "world-class" really mean? It sounds dumbfounding, but it's realistic! Our 24/7/365 feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our end-to-end structuring and newbie-proof configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We think that most extensible web applications use far too much Flash, and not enough DOM. Imagine a combination of XForms and Python. Your budget for optimizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for expediting. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our process management but our power to iterate. It may seem marvelous, but it's realistic! Have you ever wanted to grow your feature set? Right now? Do you have a game plan to become leading-edge, dynamic? We will productize the power of efficient short-term, frictionless M&A to leverage. We think we know that it is better to monetize transparently than to visualize compellingly. The channels factor can be summed up in one word: virtual. Think out-of-the-box. Think dynamic. Think C2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our resource-constrained, integrated bloatware but our ability to syndicate. Quick: do you have a next-generation scheme for dealing with new returns-on-investment? We will harness the capability of niches to extend. It comes off as improbable, but it's accurate! What does the term "nano-visionary branding" really mean?