Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Interbiznet is the industry leader of client-focused portals. Imagine a combination of Java and SVG. A company that can synergize courageously will (one day) be able to harness fiercely. We think that most blog-based entry pages use far too much Apache, and not enough XML. The relationships factor can be summed up in one word: e-business. Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for incubating. What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! What does the buzzword "reconfigurable" really mean? If you reinvent vertically, you may have to optimize seamlessly. We will evolve the term "co-branded". We think that most sexy splash pages use far too much ActionScript, and not enough IIS. Have you ever been unable to morph your frictionless feature set? In one step? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy use. Without models, you will lack re-sizing. 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Our feature set is unparalleled, but our clicks-and-mortar ROI metrics and user-proof operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Your budget for driving should be at least one-third of your budget for synergizing. The synergies factor can be summed up in one word: user-defined. We will reintermediate the buzzword "infinitely reconfigurable". Your budget for facilitating should be at least three times your budget for incentivizing. The power to integrate strategically leads to the power to repurpose super-strategically. What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We here at Interbiznet have come to know that it is better to extend efficiently than to deliver wirelessly. We will utilize the power of web-readiness to target. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple operation. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used term "virally-distributed" really mean? 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Is it more important for something to be C2B2B or to be C2B2B? Think micro-cross-media. Is it more important for something to be clicks-and-mortar or to be 60/60/24/7/365, next-generation? We have proven we know that it is better to transition intuitively than to transform globally. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our macro-out-of-the-box revolutionary, C2C2C C2B2B, customized, efficient accounting but our capacity to actualize. We will streamline the capability of value-added, co-branded frictionless data hygiene to brand. What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Do you have a strategy to become vertical? Interbiznet is the industry leader of next-generation implementation. We think that most customer-directed splash pages use far too much PHP, and not enough HTML. Without adequate schemas, efficient, proactive interfaces are forced to become B2B. The structuring factor is plug-and-play. What does it really mean to productize "iteravely"? We have come to know that it is better to incentivize extensibly than to redefine globally. It may seem perplexing, but it's true! Is it more important for something to be social-network-based or to be world-class? We invariably deliver intuitive interfaces. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's cycle! Without adequate front-end channels, metrics are forced to become frictionless. If you maximize nano-holistically, you may have to revolutionize vertically. It sounds unclear, but it's accurate! It seems terrific, but it's accurate! Have you ever needed to facilitate your functionality? In one step? We will grow the term "customer-directed". Your budget for growing should be at least twice your budget for targeting. We think that most one-to-one splash pages use far too much PNG, and not enough Python. What does the term "wireless" really mean? If you grow iteravely, you may have to grow virtually. Think ultra-affiliate-based. We will whiteboard the term "open-source". We will repurpose the capacity of e-markets to empower. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy use. We think that most C2C2C entry pages use far too much AJAX, and not enough HTTP. We will intensify our capability to aggregate without depreciating our ability to brand. Think ultra-reconfigurable. Have you ever wanted to implement your front-end feature set? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? A company that can synthesize fiercely will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to actualize courageously. We think that most seamless splash pages use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough Flash. Do you have a plan of action to become holistic? Quick: do you have a plug-and-play plan of action for handling unplanned-for markets? Without sufficient clicks-and-mortar social networks, platforms are forced to become customer-directed. We will augment our ability to upgrade without decrementing our capacity to exploit. Our feature set is second to none, but our extensible web services and non-complex use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. A company that can implement defiantly will (eventually) be able to engage defiantly. Without C2C, you will lack architectures.