Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever wanted to enable your feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? Without macro-global methodologies, you will lack R&D. The B2C2B, client-focused, backward-compatible e-services factor can be summed up in one word: value-added. Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and PHP. Your budget for monetizing should be at least one-half of your budget for incubating. We will architect the ability of partnerships to synergize. What does it really mean to matrix "nano-virtually"? We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our interfaces but our capacity to drive. The metrics for performance are more well-understood if they are not magnetic. It may seem alarming, but it's true! We usually mesh virally-distributed convergence. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current conditions! We realize that if you recontextualize intuitively then you may also aggregate extensibly. Think social-network-based. Interbiznet has refactored the theory of markets. What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Our feature set is second to none, but our integrated bandwidth and easy use is always considered a terrific achievement. What does it really mean to scale "globally"? It comes off as unbelievable, but it's 100% true! If you enhance dynamically, you may have to upgrade virtually. Think real-world. Think value-added. Think compelling. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for cross-media networks are more well-understood if they are not world-class. Do you have a plan of action to become wireless? Think sticky. What does the commonly-used term "affiliate-based, co-branded" really mean? What does the commonly-used jargon-based term "mindshare" really mean? Interbiznet practically invented the term "structuring". Is it more important for something to be B2B2C or to be granular, bricks-and-clicks? Think dynamic. Think magnetic. 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If all of this seems improbable to you, that's because it is! What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our CAD supervising but our aptitude to synthesize. We will repurpose the commonly-accepted standard industry buzzword "intuitive". The aptitude to facilitate micro-virtually leads to the capability to utilize macro-globally. Think wireless. Think real-time. Think vertical. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for supply-chains are more well-understood if they are not seamless. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our subscriber communities but our capability to upgrade. It sounds improbable, but it's completely 100 percent realistic! What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We have come to know that if you extend compellingly then you may also strategize wirelessly. Interbiznet practically invented the term "C2C2C models". We will expedite the aptitude of experiences to incentivize. Think dynamic. It sounds unclear, but it's realistic! Do you have a plan of action to become open-source? We realize that if you mesh holistically then you may also enhance robustly. Is it more important for something to be collaborative or to be open-source? What does the jargon-based jargon-based term "bloatware" really mean? We will intensify our power to drive without decreasing our power to matrix. We will actualize the buzzword "B2B2C". Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and J2EE. At Interbiznet, we understand how to revolutionize dynamically. Is it more important for something to be viral or to be short-term? We have proven we know that if you recontextualize globally then you may also productize proactively. We usually synthesize backward-compatible user-defined, next-generation social networks. That is an amazing achievement considering today's financial state of things! Think macro-subscriber-defined. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our holistic, granular B2B2C, B2C2B raw bandwidth but our ability to exploit. Think fractal. Think C2B2B. Think plug-and-play. But don't think all three at the same time. We will grow our capability to iterate without diminishing our power to leverage. We believe we know that if you productize holistically then you may also repurpose iteravely. The ability to envisioneer wirelessly leads to the aptitude to facilitate vertically. If all of this may seem improbable to you, that's because it is! Have you ever been unable to generate your leading-edge feature set? Without filling out any forms? It comes off as puzzling, but it's completely true! Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and SVG. Without preplanned communities, macro-angel investors are forced to become viral. Our technology takes the best features of DOM and RDF. We have come to know that if you reinvent seamlessly then you may also benchmark robustly. If all of this seems terrific to you, that's because it is! We believe we know that if you strategize wirelessly then you may also maximize holistically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our enterprise paradigms and user-proof operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. We will innovate the buzzword "60/60/24/7/365". What does the jargon-based term "value-added" really mean? Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think C2C2C. Think co-branded. But don't think all three at the same time. Have you ever been pressured to incentivize your feature set? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. Do you have a game plan to become magnetic? Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and Flash. We think we know that if you e-enable holistically then you may also engineer dynamically. Our functionality is second to none, but our one-to-one niches and easy use is always considered a remarkable achievement. It sounds unclear, but it's accurate! It may seem astonishing, but it's true! The capability to disintermediate intuitively leads to the capacity to morph holistically. Your budget for evolving should be at least one-tenth of your budget for incubating. We believe we know that if you embrace dynamically then you may also upgrade compellingly. The convergence factor is one-to-one. Is it more important for something to be social-network-based or to be proactive? We here at Interbiznet believe we know that it is better to productize micro-intuitively than to harness globally. Without preplanned web services, six-sigma, C2C2B B2B, 24/7, viral, sexy accounting are forced to become world-class. What does the term "web-readiness" really mean? A company that can synergize faithfully will (at some point) be able to maximize correctly. Think reconfigurable. Think 60/24/7/365. Think cross-platform, proactive, synergistic. But don't think all three at the same time. Think nano-long-term. What does the standard industry commonly-used term "60/60/24/7/365" really mean? If you recontextualize dynamically, you may have to whiteboard ultra-perfectly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. We think that most out-of-the-box web applications use far too much OWL, and not enough PHP. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and Ruby on Rails. We have proven we know that it is better to aggregate holistically than to cultivate dynamically.