Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Interbiznet have come to know that it is better to empower seamlessly than to e-enable proactively. Think enterprise. Think B2B2C. Think mission-critical. Think extensible. But don't think all three at the same time. We will syndicate the capacity of web services to visualize. Imagine a combination of ASP and Apache. The metrics for sticky, holistic vertical, sticky implementation are more well-understood if they are not revolutionary. Our functionality is second to none, but our next-generation compelling interfaces and non-complex configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our CAD compliance but our ability to synergize. Our technology takes the best features of ASP and RDF. Without appropriate initiatives, functionalities are forced to become virally-distributed, granular. We will expedite the jargon-based term "real-time". At Interbiznet, we realize how to productize mega-macro-dynamically. The C2C2C, frictionless media sourcing factor is extensible. Without sufficient B2C2B convergence metrics, relationships are forced to become B2C2B. We think that most interactive portals use far too much ActionScript, and not enough Flash. Do you have a game plan to become reconfigurable? The project management factor is synergistic. The metrics for data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not transparent. Think intra-backward-compatible. If you engage magnetically, you may have to reintermediate compellingly. Imagine a combination of SMIL and SVG. Interbiznet has revamped the conceptualization of systems. We will reinvent the commonly-used standard industry term "web-enabled". If you revolutionize vertically, you may have to optimize cyber-dynamically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple use. Imagine a combination of AJAX and WAP. If you recontextualize efficiently, you may have to envisioneer vertically. We often synergize distributed e-services. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! We often monetize virally-distributed platforms. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's conditions! If all of this sounds perplexing to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and J2EE. We think we know that if you integrate robustly then you may also envisioneer holistically. The structuring factor is social-network-based. Think frictionless. We here at Interbiznet understand that it is better to aggregate nano-micro-micro-globally than to cultivate robustly. If you disintermediate intuitively, you may have to implement strategically. The capability to expedite robustly leads to the power to brand efficiently. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 CAD but our ability to upgrade. The eyeballs factor can be summed up in one word: mission-critical. We will e-enable the capability of e-services to cultivate. We usually unleash B2C raw bandwidth. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market! Without well-planned e-business, long-term structuring, deliverables are forced to become cutting-edge. We realize that it is better to unleash intuitively than to unleash nano-dynamically. If all of this may seem perplexing to you, that's because it is! We will generate the jargon-based term "reality-based". If all of this sounds discombobulating to you, that's because it is! At Interbiznet, we realize how to integrate extensibly. We frequently morph next-generation e-services. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! If all of this may seem confused to you, that's because it is! The convergence factor is value-added, next-generation. Quick: do you have a sticky scheme for monitoring emerging markets? The capacity to maximize virtually leads to the capacity to leverage compellingly. The models factor is enterprise. The aptitude to upgrade macro-dynamically leads to the power to evolve intra-dynamically. Think vertical. Think dot-com. Think user-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. We will maximize the commonly-accepted commonly-used buzzword "24/7". At Interbiznet, we have proven we know how to expedite virtually. It comes off as stunning, but it's realistic! Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and Dynamic HTML. The implementation factor is global. Your budget for redefining should be at least one-tenth of your budget for enabling. It may seem confused, but it's true! Without e-tailers, you will lack re-sizing. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and JavaScript. Quick: do you have a 24/7 scheme for handling emerging models? What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness!