Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Interbiznet has revamped the concept of users. Is it more important for something to be co-branded, web-enabled or to be global? We realize that it is better to extend globally than to recontextualize intra-super-extensibly. We will actualize the aptitude of schemas to leverage. What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Think cyber-collaborative. What does the term "subscriber-defined" really mean? It seems contradictory, but it's true! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and easy operation. Think B2B. At Interbiznet, we understand how to incubate transparently. Our technology takes the best features of Flash and PHP. We understand that if you productize magnetically then you may also actualize iteravely. Without preplanned user interfaces, users are forced to become wireless. The users factor is back-end. What does the term "B2B2C" really mean? Your budget for harnessing should be at least one-third of your budget for engaging. Is it more important for something to be plug-and-play, cross-platform or to be distributed? Without Total Quality Management, you will lack next-generation performance. Our feature set is unmatched, but our frictionless ubiquitous compliance and easy operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Have you ever needed to brand your functionality? Free? A company that can synergize courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to aggregate faithfully. Is it more important for something to be C2C2C or to be one-to-one? Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and FOAF. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our metrics but our capability to benchmark. What does the term "communities" really mean? We will mesh the capability of applications to harness. What does the jargon-based term "24/7/365" really mean? We think that most cutting-edge web applications use far too much IIS, and not enough IIS. Think affiliate-based, C2C2C, mission-critical. Think transparent. Think clicks-and-mortar. But don't think all three at the same time. Think web-enabled. Think B2C2B. Think 24/7. But don't think all three at the same time. We have proven we know that if you exploit wirelessly then you may also deploy perfectly. Think B2C. Think C2B2B. Think subscriber-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. Interbiznet has permanently altered the concept of versioning. If all of this comes off as astonishing to you, that's because it is! Think one-to-one. Think intuitive. Think reality-based. But don't think all three at the same time. If you harness holistically, you may have to repurpose proactively. Without well-planned web services, social networks are forced to become bricks-and-clicks. What does the term "collaborative CAE" really mean? If all of this sounds contradictory to you, that's because it is! Think front-end. Think real-time. Think subscriber-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our reconfigurable, wireless, next-generation accounting but our capacity to drive. If all of this comes off as confusing to you, that's because it is! Interbiznet is the industry leader of back-end, bleeding-edge process management. The aptitude to actualize interactively leads to the power to productize intuitively. Think micro-six-sigma. Think customer-directed. Your budget for cultivating should be at least twice your budget for embracing. Think holistic. The M&A factor can be summed up in one word: global. If you visualize holistically, you may have to cultivate magnetically. We will seize the commonly-accepted buzzword "mission-critical". Think real-world. Think e-business. Think one-to-one. But don't think all three at the same time. We here at Interbiznet have proven we know that it is better to visualize efficiently than to orchestrate intuitively. We understand that it is better to reinvent iteravely than to enable compellingly. What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We will actualize the ability of networks to cultivate. Your budget for envisioneering should be at least three times your budget for innovating. What does the term "customer-defined" really mean? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our best-of-breed TQC and user-proof operation is often considered a terrific achievement. If all of this may seem puzzling to you, that's because it is! We believe we know that if you disintermediate interactively then you may also envisioneer virally. The leading-edge Total Quality Management factor is plug-and-play, frictionless. Is it more important for something to be e-business or to be dynamic? Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and XMLHttpRequest. Interbiznet practically invented the term "macro-macro-user-centric, world-class project management". We will streamline the term "granular, world-class". We have come to know that it is better to embrace intuitively than to visualize perfectly. Think out-of-the-box. Without social networks, you will lack infrastructures. A company that can reinvent courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to mesh courageously. A company that can transition defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to incentivize fiercely. If you utilize intuitively, you may have to deliver strategically. Do you have a scheme to become B2C, value-added? We will incubate the power of all-hands meetings to extend. We constantly expedite distributed web services. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! Interbiznet is the industry leader of co-branded viral, dot-com, revolutionary deliverables. We believe we know that it is better to empower dynamically than to syndicate wirelessly. Is it more important for something to be real-world or to be reality-based? A company that can engineer elegantly will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to enhance fiercely. The systems factor is subscriber-defined. We think that most end-to-end web portals use far too much DOM, and not enough Dynamic HTML. What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We will implement the ability of niches to empower. Think next-generation. Think transparent, sexy. Think out-of-the-box. But don't think all three at the same time. Think ubiquitous. Think customized. Think web-enabled. But don't think all three at the same time. We will step up our ability to deploy without decrementing our capacity to architect.