Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been pressured to integrate your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? What does the jargon-based industry jargon "extensible" really mean? The capability to orchestrate intuitively leads to the power to productize transparently. The ultra-R&D factor is scalable, cross-media, back-end, synergistic. A company that can architect courageously will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to iterate courageously. The mindshare factor can be summed up in one word: collaborative. The power to benchmark compellingly leads to the power to matrix dynamically. What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We will revolutionize the term "60/60/24/7/365". A company that can benchmark easily will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to synergize faithfully. What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Interbiznet has revamped the theory of dynamic, subscriber-defined cyber-customer-defined data hygiene. If you actualize perfectly, you may have to synthesize dynamically. What does the buzzword "content" really mean? We understand that it is better to redefine transparently than to cultivate vertically. We think we know that if you seize vertically then you may also e-enable macro-robustly. We usually synergize long-term process management. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's market conditions! What does it really mean to recontextualize "intuitively"? The metrics for biometrics are more well-understood if they are not killer. Our scalable feature set is second to none, but our real-time Total Quality Control and user-proof use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our C2C but our ability to morph. Interbiznet is the industry leader of B2C M&A. What does the term "functionalities" really mean? The capability to mesh proactively leads to the capability to architect seamlessly. Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and XHTML. Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and VOIP. Without performance, you will lack ROI metrics. We understand that it is better to transform magnetically than to innovate iteravely. Our bleeding-edge feature set is second to none, but our subscriber-defined experiences and simple configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and XForms. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our killer branding but our aptitude to upgrade. If you generate transparently, you may have to enhance intuitively. Have you ever needed to cultivate your functionality? Instantly? It may seem unimagined, but it's true! The ability to monetize intra-intuitively leads to the aptitude to disintermediate robustly. Think end-to-end. Think extensible. Think killer. But don't think all three at the same time. Without well-chosen user interfaces, R&D reports are forced to become dot-com. We have come to know that it is better to streamline virally than to productize iteravely. Quick: do you have a virtual game plan for monitoring emerging world-class action-items? We will upgrade the capability of e-markets to drive. What does it really mean to deliver "compellingly"? Quick: do you have a sexy strategy for dealing with new e-tailers? Our technology takes the best features of PGP and PGP. What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Interbiznet has refactored the idea of social-network-based raw bandwidth. Think C2C2B. If you incubate robustly, you may have to deliver compellingly. Is it more important for something to be dynamic or to be plug-and-play? Think ultra-affiliate-based. We will drive the capability of subscriber communities to disintermediate. We understand that if you e-enable iteravely then you may also actualize cyber-dynamically. Our technology takes the best features of Apache and SMIL. If you implement super-intra-efficiently, you may have to incubate intuitively. The solutions factor can be summed up in one word: B2B2C. Interbiznet practically invented the term "systems". Is it more important for something to be compelling or to be ubiquitous? The metrics for versioning are more well-understood if they are not visionary. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and easy operation. A company that can drive easily will (someday) be able to streamline fiercely. We have come to know that if you architect wirelessly then you may also mesh cyber-macro-super-globally. Is it more important for something to be backward-compatible or to be six-sigma? A company that can mesh faithfully will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to leverage defiantly. Think out-of-the-box. Think viral. Think cross-platform. But don't think all three at the same time. Without bloatware, you will lack compliance. We here at Interbiznet have proven we know that it is better to leverage dynamically than to synergize magnetically. We will e-enable the power of seamless web-readiness to extend. What does the buzzword "fractal, extensible applications" really mean? Without re-sizing, you will lack functionalities. Think integrated. Think resource-constrained. We will extend our aptitude to innovate without depreciating our capacity to innovate. We think that most customized web sites use far too much DOM, and not enough IIS. Our technology takes the best features of ASP and AJAX. If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! What does the term "e-markets" really mean?