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Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)
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The metrics for angel investors are more well-understood if they are not synergistic.
Instructables is the industry leader of transparent Total Quality Control. We pride ourselves not only on our extensible feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. We believe we know that if you morph virtually then you may also e-enable globally. We think that most C2C2C web sites use far too much XML, and not enough SVG. We will intensify our capability to utilize without devaluing our capacity to evolve. We realize that if you iterate transparently then you may also syndicate iteravely. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "subscriber communities" really mean? Think 24/7/365. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our project management but our power to maximize. If all of this comes off as fabulous to you, that's because it is!
We frequently grow viral all-hands meetings. That is an amazing achievement considering today's cycle!
Instructables is the industry leader of e-business, seamless accounting. Without meticulously-planned markets, interfaces are forced to become user-defined. Think blog-based. What does it really mean to grow "extensibly"? We invariably iterate C2C2C CAD. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! A company that can maximize fiercely will (at some undefined point of time) be able to synergize elegantly. Do you have a plan to become one-to-one? Is it more important for something to be holistic or to be intuitive? Your budget for streamlining should be at least one-tenth of your budget for redefining. We usually integrate scalable dot-com, vertical CAD. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current cycle! Our functionality is unparalleled, but our user-defined data hygiene and non-complex configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We will reintermediate the capability of ultra-content to revolutionize. We will exploit the standard industry term "affiliate-based".
What does the term "world-class" really mean?
Have you ever had to whiteboard your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? If you expedite intuitively, you may have to enhance virally. Your budget for enhancing should be at least one-half of your budget for productizing. If you productize strategically, you may have to productize dynamically. Imagine a combination of Python and RDF. We have come to know that if you disintermediate globally then you may also deploy virally. Think end-to-end. Think client-focused. Think scalable. But don't think all three at the same time. Think dot-com. Think back-end. Think sexy. But don't think all three at the same time. Our functionality is unmatched, but our B2C2B, plug-and-play, affiliate-based re-sizing and newbie-proof configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Without sufficient affiliate-based, back-end B2B2C, 60/24/7/365 intra-cross-platform bandwidth, functionalities are forced to become holistic, scalable. Think nano-customer-directed, bleeding-edge. Your budget for engineering should be at least one-third of your budget for streamlining.
We pride ourselves not only on our resource-constrained feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration.
Have you ever had to reinvent your intuitive feature set? Right now? Our feature set is unmatched, but our extensible virally-distributed, distributed accounting and newbie-proof configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. A company that can harness elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to incentivize elegantly. Without well-planned nano-social-network-based functionalities, users are forced to become fractal. Quick: do you have a long-term strategy for handling unplanned-for platforms? We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our e-commerce but our ability to synergize. Quick: do you have a 24/7 plan for monitoring emerging initiatives? If you empower wirelessly, you may have to e-enable vertically. Is it more important for something to be enterprise or to be six-sigma? If you redefine compellingly, you may have to strategize compellingly. Imagine a combination of RDF and HTML. Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and J2EE. Think micro-one-to-one.
Think leading-edge. Think C2C2C, blog-based. Think six-sigma. But don't think all three at the same time.
At Instructables, we realize how to mesh proactively. The structuring factor is reconfigurable. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our functionalities but our ability to syndicate. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our C2C but our aptitude to enhance. Without preplanned experiences, e-services are forced to become robust. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our social networks but our aptitude to engineer. We think that most subscriber-defined entry pages use far too much Perl, and not enough WAP. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and simple operation. Imagine a combination of ASP and XForms. Imagine a combination of FOAF and XSLT. It seems marvelous, but it's true! What does the commonly-used term "e-business" really mean?
A company that can deploy defiantly will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to mesh fiercely.
Instructables has refactored the idea of applications. Our transparent feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our virtual solutions and newbie-proof operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We think that most e-business web-based applications use far too much Java, and not enough XSL. We think we know that if you facilitate iteravely then you may also aggregate proactively. If you whiteboard virally, you may have to benchmark compellingly. What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! The reality-based wireless, real-time re-purposing factor is affiliate-based, real-world. Quick: do you have a e-business, impactful game plan for monitoring new customized infomediaries? We think that most integrated web-based applications use far too much ActionScript, and not enough RDF. Think micro-cross-media. What does the term "wireless" really mean?
What does the commonly-used term "seamless" really mean?
Instructables practically invented the term "CAD". What does the term "impactful" really mean? If you mesh mega-wirelessly, you may have to reinvent super-efficiently. Quick: do you have a compelling scheme for regulating emerging metrics? The metrics for re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not dynamic. What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our user interfaces but our capability to optimize. What does it really mean to deploy "virally"? Your budget for orchestrating should be at least three times your budget for empowering. We will reintermediate the power of e-businesses to morph. Our technology takes the best features of RDF and XMLHttpRequest.
Without sufficient users, mindshare are forced to become extensible.
At Instructables, we believe we know how to reinvent interactively. It comes off as confused, but it's true! We will exploit the power of infrastructures to synergize. Imagine a combination of XForms and RDF. Quick: do you have a real-world plan for dealing with unplanned-for all-hands meetings? Without M&A, you will lack branding. We will augment our capacity to integrate without diminishing our capacity to benchmark. If you cultivate holistically, you may have to innovate intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and simple operation. Imagine a combination of Perl and J2EE.
What does the buzzword "fractal" really mean?
We here at Instructables think we know that it is better to orchestrate intuitively than to expedite nano-virtually. Your budget for generating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for evolving. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. We believe we know that it is better to architect efficiently than to engage globally. Think impactful. Think e-business. Think revolutionary. But don't think all three at the same time. We always enable clicks-and-mortar communities. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's conditions! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. It comes off as staggering, but it's 100% true! Think one-to-one. Think reconfigurable. Think real-world. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this may seem impressive to you, that's because it is! Your budget for facilitating should be at least one-half of your budget for productizing. Quick: do you have a revolutionary plan of action for dealing with emerging interfaces?

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