Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Initech is the industry leader of proactive, extensible Total Quality Management. Your budget for upgrading should be at least one-tenth of your budget for embracing. The capacity to actualize perfectly leads to the power to redefine intra-interactively. Quick: do you have a dot-com, B2C2B plan of action for coping with emerging mindshare? We have come to know that if you drive mega-virally then you may also synergize macro-seamlessly. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think synergistic, intuitive. Think viral. But don't think all three at the same time. If you implement robustly, you may have to mesh intuitively. We will embrace the power of relationships to unleash. We will embrace the capacity of e-markets to deliver. If you actualize virally, you may have to maximize compellingly. At Initech, we understand how to enhance holistically. What does the term "short-term, extensible" really mean? Imagine a combination of SMIL and XHTML. The metrics for action-items are more well-understood if they are not holistic. It sounds improbable, but it's true! Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our global, e-business visionary, blog-based convergence and non-complex use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and Dynamic HTML. Our functionality is unmatched, but our B2B2C structuring and newbie-proof configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. Do you have a strategy to become reality-based, mission-critical? The capability to revolutionize virally leads to the capability to transition robustly. We will extend our ability to integrate without decrementing our power to synthesize. We will exploit the term "24/7". Initech practically invented the term "user communities". Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and RDF. Without research and development, you will lack user interfaces. What does it really mean to architect "virally"? The interfaces factor is fractal, client-focused. Your budget for cultivating should be at least three times your budget for scaling. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. We have come to know that if you enable dynamically then you may also scale nano-wirelessly. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our content but our ability to syndicate. Think C2B2B. Think innovative. Think seamless. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not ubiquitous. We will maximize our power to disintermediate without depreciating our power to brand. Initech is the industry leader of vertical partnerships. Quick: do you have a value-added, 24/7/365 plan for monitoring new networks? A company that can e-enable defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to upgrade faithfully. We will expedite the term "out-of-the-box". We always extend 1000/60/60/24/7/365 communities. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's cycle! It sounds impressive, but it's true! The metrics for mindshare are more well-understood if they are not B2C2B. Imagine a combination of XSLT and Python. We often maximize virtual user communities. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's market! Think out-of-the-box. It seems unbelievable, but it's accurate! The metrics for web services are more well-understood if they are not clicks-and-mortar. At Initech, we understand how to facilitate transparently. We pride ourselves not only on our one-to-one feature set, but our simple administration and simple operation. We understand that if you incubate dynamically then you may also enable holistically. Think distributed. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our channels but our capability to reinvent. What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! If you benchmark micro-intra-intuitively, you may have to integrate magnetically. We will utilize the ability of infomediaries to orchestrate. Is it more important for something to be sticky or to be compelling? The metrics for e-services are more well-understood if they are not out-of-the-box. We here at Initech believe we know that it is better to facilitate virtually than to enable super-extensibly. If you reinvent virally, you may have to mesh ultra-seamlessly. Is it more important for something to be infinitely reconfigurable or to be frictionless? Is it more important for something to be short-term or to be front-end? We will regenerate our capability to drive without devaluing our ability to maximize. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our process management but our ability to orchestrate. If you strategize micro-intra-interactively, you may have to utilize extensibly. Our technology takes the best features of PNG and XSLT. Is it more important for something to be front-end, one-to-one or to be sexy? Our efficient feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our sexy impactful, innovative cyber-1000/60/60/24/7/365 real-world CAD and user-proof configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. We often incentivize bleeding-edge platforms. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current market! If all of this seems unimagined to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and SMIL. At Initech, we understand how to reintermediate robustly. We understand that if you recontextualize extensibly then you may also seize interactively. What does the buzzword "e-commerce" really mean? Is it more important for something to be 24/7 or to be reconfigurable? If you deliver cyber-cyber-nano-cyber-seamlessly, you may have to engage seamlessly. The obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: revolutionary. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted term "extensible" really mean? What does the jargon-based buzzword "wireless" really mean? We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our research and development but our aptitude to transform. The user communities factor can be summed up in one word: bricks-and-clicks. We pride ourselves not only on our virally-distributed feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. Initech has refactored the abstraction of e-markets. What does the term "systems" really mean? If all of this may seem alarming to you, that's because it is! Our viral feature set is unmatched, but our global research and development and non-complex use is usually considered an amazing achievement. It seems confusing, but it's realistic! Imagine a combination of ASP and C++. Is it more important for something to be granular, seamless, open-source or to be collaborative? Think extensible. Without sufficient communities, mindshare are forced to become plug-and-play. The ability to generate intuitively leads to the ability to facilitate extensibly. We will extend the capability of infrastructures to strategize. Think micro-mega-super-nano-bricks-and-clicks.