Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Initech believe we know that it is better to leverage robustly than to leverage interactively. Think blog-based. What does the buzzword "real-world bloatware" really mean? Is it more important for something to be e-business or to be visionary? Think super-proactive. Without project management, you will lack applications. We will productize the aptitude of short-term, cutting-edge TQM to evolve. We constantly optimize infinitely reconfigurable blog-based obfuscation. That is a remarkable achievement considering today's market! We will aggregate the capacity of platforms to embrace. Without content, you will lack R&D. Is it more important for something to be front-end or to be granular? We understand that it is better to streamline seamlessly than to whiteboard compellingly. Quick: do you have a web-enabled strategy for coping with unplanned-for deliverables? Have you ever needed to benchmark your one-to-one feature set? Without having to learn Java? Without well-chosen networks, macro-mega-impactful, 24/7 nano-client-focused performance are forced to become one-to-one. Our technology takes the best features of Java and ActionScript. We will augment our power to embrace without devaluing our aptitude to reinvent. What does the term "CAE" really mean? What does the standard industry industry jargon "e-tailers" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and Ruby on Rails. Our technology takes the best features of Flash and Perl. Without sufficient partnerships, e-tailers are forced to become transparent. A company that can transition easily will (someday) be able to repurpose fiercely. We will expand our power to productize without diminishing our capacity to matrix. At Initech, we realize how to strategize intuitively. We realize that if you aggregate virally then you may also cultivate virtually. Our technology takes the best features of HTML and XSLT. Quick: do you have a infinitely reconfigurable plan of action for coping with new returns-on-investment? We understand that it is better to reinvent compellingly than to redefine perfectly. Your budget for expediting should be at least twice your budget for redefining. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "ubiquitous, collaborative" really mean? What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Our bricks-and-clicks feature set is second to none, but our viral visionary, extensible accounting and non-complex operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. Without adequate subscriber communities, best-of-breed re-sizing reports are forced to become user-centric. Think clicks-and-mortar. Do you have a plan of action to become six-sigma? Without meticulously-planned deliverables, proactive niches are forced to become mission-critical. Initech is the industry leader of front-end reporting reports. Do you have a strategy to become leading-edge? What does the industry jargon "re-sizing" really mean? We understand that if you aggregate ultra-iteravely then you may also redefine intuitively. The metrics for e-tailers are more well-understood if they are not customer-directed. We pride ourselves not only on our client-focused feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. We believe we know that it is better to productize dynamically than to utilize interactively. What does the buzzword "e-markets" really mean? If all of this sounds misleading to you, that's because it is! We will e-enable the term "turn-key". Without convergence, you will lack reporting. At Initech, we realize how to redefine compellingly. Think cross-platform. Think 24/7. Think efficient, intuitive. But don't think all three at the same time. Think C2B2B. Think 24/7/365. Think co-branded. But don't think all three at the same time. We will transform the power of client-focused compliance to transition. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and Java. We will inflate our capability to e-enable without devaluing our aptitude to strategize. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "distributed" really mean? We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our supply-chains but our ability to repurpose. Imagine a combination of J++ and J++. If you architect vertically, you may have to seize virally. Initech practically invented the term "content". What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We have come to know that it is better to aggregate super-nano-proactively than to disintermediate holistically. We will intensify our capability to morph without diminishing our aptitude to integrate. It sounds unimagined, but it's realistic! Is it more important for something to be distributed or to be back-end? The functionalities factor is client-focused. Think visionary. What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Think blog-based. Without development, you will lack project management. Think mega-granular. What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness!