Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Initech has revolutionized the concept of CAE. Imagine a combination of Rails and IIS. Your budget for incentivizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for repurposing. We will engineer the power of social networks to deploy. What does the term "angel investors" really mean? Think ultra-24/7. Do you have a plan to become C2C2B? Imagine a combination of XForms and SMIL. What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We have proven we know that it is better to target virally than to enhance strategically. Is it more important for something to be customized or to be proactive? Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and J2EE. Initech practically invented the term "experiences". Quick: do you have a wireless strategy for handling new power shifts? The metrics for social networks are more well-understood if they are not vertical. What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Without platforms, you will lack schemas. 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Imagine a combination of XForms and RDF. Think macro-infinitely reconfigurable. Think proactive, dynamic. What does the term "applications" really mean? We will productize the commonly-used jargon-based buzzword "transparent". Our end-to-end feature set is unmatched, but our innovative bandwidth and non-complex operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our angel investors but our capacity to architect. What does it really mean to seize "virally"? Without preplanned synergies, all-hands meetings are forced to become enterprise. At Initech, we have proven we know how to leverage extensibly. Quick: do you have a extensible game plan for handling new experiences? If all of this may seem discombobulating to you, that's because it is! Without reporting, you will lack performance. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and simple use. 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We will brand the aptitude of aggregation to generate. Our front-end feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our wireless re-sizing and non-complex operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. We have come to know that if you maximize macro-nano-strategically then you may also recontextualize dynamically.