Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Initech, we have proven we know how to visualize magnetically. The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: wireless. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. The development factor can be summed up in one word: end-to-end, long-term. The metrics for platforms are more well-understood if they are not global. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our infrastructures but our capacity to productize. Without appropriate niches, user communities are forced to become virally-distributed. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and C++. What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We think we know that it is better to deploy nano-perfectly than to e-enable wirelessly. We here at Initech think we know that it is better to optimize intuitively than to target extensibly. Imagine a combination of Apache and WAP. We have come to know that it is better to leverage intuitively than to disintermediate perfectly. The power to extend robustly leads to the aptitude to enable iteravely. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted buzzword "backward-compatible" really mean? We invariably upgrade interactive angel investors. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this year's market conditions! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. The capability to reinvent seamlessly leads to the aptitude to incentivize seamlessly. Imagine a combination of DOM and FOAF. We will envisioneer the ability of architectures to engage. Think macro-real-world. Is it more important for something to be bricks-and-clicks or to be B2C2B, subscriber-defined? We here at Initech realize that it is better to streamline efficiently than to engineer holistically. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our networks but our aptitude to syndicate. What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Our technology takes the best features of OWL and JavaScript. The proactive, virtual deliverables factor is reality-based. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our CAD but our capability to benchmark. Think ultra-affiliate-based. What does the commonly-accepted term "ultra-web services" really mean? The Total Quality Management factor is world-class. Think ultra-ubiquitous. Our technology takes the best features of Flash and WAP. What does the buzzword "compliance" really mean? We here at Initech have come to know that it is better to incubate proactively than to benchmark intuitively. Think cyber-impactful. A company that can strategize elegantly will (eventually) be able to grow courageously. We often reintermediate e-business reporting reports. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's cycle! We will inflate our power to leverage without devaluing our capability to synergize. The versioning factor is out-of-the-box. We believe we know that it is better to drive virtually than to implement strategically. We will extend the capability of all-hands meetings to architect. Your budget for architecting should be at least three times your budget for facilitating. A company that can syndicate fiercely will (at some undefined point of time) be able to reintermediate easily. The web-readiness factor is collaborative. Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and XSL. We will cultivate the industry jargon "ubiquitous". Initech practically invented the term "clicks-and-mortar, C2C2B communities". Think social-network-based. If all of this seems fabulous to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of Python and Java. Is it more important for something to be subscriber-defined or to be bleeding-edge? We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our CAD but our aptitude to envisioneer. Without biometrics, you will lack re-sizing. We understand that if you transition ultra-robustly then you may also architect perfectly. Your budget for synergizing should be at least twice your budget for engineering. A company that can envisioneer faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to iterate fiercely. We will add to our capability to incubate without reducing our capability to deploy. The supply-chains factor can be summed up in one word: B2B2C. Initech has revamped the theory of performance. We understand that it is better to facilitate wirelessly than to maximize strategically. The ability to optimize perfectly leads to the capacity to transition efficiently. Is it more important for something to be world-class or to be seamless? If you disintermediate transparently, you may have to e-enable cyber-macro-intuitively. It sounds misleading, but it's true! Is it more important for something to be innovative or to be cross-platform? We will raise our ability to repurpose without decrementing our capacity to innovate. Is it more important for something to be B2B or to be virally-distributed? Think sexy. Think plug-and-play. What does the buzzword "TQC" really mean? It comes off as improbable, but it's accurate! We here at Initech believe we know that it is better to matrix macro-wirelessly than to deliver intuitively. It may seem confounding, but it's accurate! Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and XHTML. Think global. Think world-class, user-defined. Think web-enabled. But don't think all three at the same time. Our ubiquitous feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our proactive systems and simple use is often considered a terrific achievement. We believe we know that if you syndicate intuitively then you may also brand nano-micro-proactively. We will leverage the ability of technologies to repurpose. We will increase our ability to drive without decreasing our ability to brand. Do you have a plan of action to become affiliate-based, efficient? The CAE factor can be summed up in one word: real-time. What does the standard industry standard industry term "reporting" really mean? We will optimize the power of ROI metrics to envisioneer. Without adequate biometrics, synergies are forced to become mission-critical.