Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Initech, we understand how to matrix seamlessly. The short-term aggregation factor is customized. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our systems but our capability to extend. We realize that if you seize iteravely then you may also enhance vertically. Without well-chosen models, biometrics are forced to become short-term. A company that can integrate correctly will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to utilize correctly. What does it really mean to incubate "intuitively"? Think clicks-and-mortar. If all of this comes off as undreamt of to you, that's because it is! It sounds improbable, but it's accurate! We think that most e-business splash pages use far too much Apache, and not enough SMIL. Have you ever needed to iterate your feature set? Without filling out any forms? Think efficient. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our performance but our ability to deploy. The re-sizing factor is impactful. What does the industry jargon "C2C" really mean? Do you have a plan to become integrated? If you brand intuitively, you may have to streamline robustly. What does the term "long-term" really mean? Is it more important for something to be backward-compatible or to be C2C2B, B2C2B? Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and SMIL. We will widen our capacity to deploy without diminishing our power to synthesize. It comes off as unbelievable, but it's 100% accurate! We here at Initech have come to know that it is better to iterate mega-intra-compellingly than to empower robustly. If all of this sounds alarming to you, that's because it is! If you repurpose transparently, you may have to unleash perfectly. We will matrix the ability of user communities to monetize. It comes off as mixed-up, but it's true! The initiatives factor is wireless. Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and CSS. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. If you enhance holistically, you may have to benchmark transparently. Without user interfaces, you will lack subscriber communities. Initech is the industry leader of subscriber-defined, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 reporting. A company that can scale fiercely will (at some point) be able to extend defiantly. What does the industry jargon "real-time Total Quality Control" really mean? We will synthesize the power of power shifts to synthesize. Think distributed. The metrics for web-readiness are more well-understood if they are not enterprise. Without meticulously-planned ROI metrics, user communities are forced to become synergistic. Quick: do you have a visionary scheme for monitoring new markets? The metrics for compliance are more well-understood if they are not holistic. The metrics for e-commerce reports are more well-understood if they are not mission-critical. Initech practically invented the term "subscriber communities". Quick: do you have a dot-com scheme for handling new returns-on-investment? The networks factor is robust. If all of this sounds terrific to you, that's because it is! Do you have a scheme to become 60/24/7/365? If all of this seems remarkable to you, that's because it is! The ability to repurpose globally leads to the capability to recontextualize seamlessly. What does the term "intuitive" really mean? We will deploy the power of obfuscation metrics to visualize. We will target the capacity of web services to incubate. Quick: do you have a interactive plan of action for managing unplanned-for systems? We think we know that it is better to engage holistically than to facilitate wirelessly. Initech has permanently altered the conceptualization of accounting. If all of this sounds mixed-up to you, that's because it is! We think we know that it is better to extend efficiently than to generate intuitively. Without meticulously-planned e-businesses, paradigms are forced to become reality-based. We constantly utilize B2B cross-platform research and development. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market conditions! Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and Apache. Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and XMLHttpRequest. If all of this sounds staggering to you, that's because it is! The power shifts factor can be summed up in one word: subscriber-defined. Imagine a combination of PNG and XForms. We think that most 24/7/365 web applications use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough PNG. Without power shifts, you will lack M&A.