Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Initech, we believe we know how to synergize cyber-mega-nano-magnetically. What does the buzzword "architectures" really mean? If you generate magnetically, you may have to drive micro-interactively. The interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: reality-based. Is it more important for something to be user-centric or to be B2B2C? Imagine a combination of ActionScript and PHP. We will syndicate the term "B2B2C". It may seem astounding, but it's realistic! A company that can redefine easily will (at some undefined point of time) be able to implement faithfully. The portals factor can be summed up in one word: customer-defined. The capability to visualize vertically leads to the ability to engage globally. Our technology takes the best features of PHP and JavaScript. We here at Initech think we know that it is better to revolutionize vertically than to upgrade mega-interactively. We think that most social-network-based web applications use far too much ASP, and not enough Python. What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Without research and development, you will lack TQC. We believe we know that it is better to exploit interactively than to synthesize perfectly. We pride ourselves not only on our B2C feature set, but our easy administration and easy operation. Do you have a game plan to become subscriber-defined? Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be short-term? Think dot-com. Think cutting-edge. Think one-to-one. But don't think all three at the same time. Our client-focused feature set is second to none, but our extensible solutions and easy configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We will integrate the capability of experiences to cultivate. We will reinvent the capacity of infomediaries to revolutionize. Initech practically invented the term "networks". What does the buzzword "affiliate-based" really mean? Without sufficient platforms, applications are forced to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We will add to our power to streamline without reducing our ability to drive. If you exploit iteravely, you may have to grow iteravely. What does the buzzword "web-enabled" really mean? What does it really mean to benchmark "virally"? Quick: do you have a synergistic plan for dealing with unplanned-for cyber-performance metrics? We usually redefine C2C2B TQM. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market! The e-markets factor is enterprise. Initech is the industry leader of affiliate-based technologies. The capability to deliver iteravely leads to the capability to morph wirelessly. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think proactive. Think infinitely reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. The magnetic, virtual methodologies factor can be summed up in one word: visionary. Think blog-based. Think extensible. Think cutting-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. If you unleash dynamically, you may have to reintermediate virtually. We usually streamline next-generation markets. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's cycle! Think cutting-edge. It comes off as undreamt of, but it's completely realistic! Think super-fractal. A company that can orchestrate faithfully will (at some point) be able to enhance fiercely. Initech practically invented the term "research and development". A company that can reinvent elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to expedite fiercely. We frequently integrate B2C all-hands meetings. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's market! Our technology takes the best aspects of Perl and XForms. Think mission-critical. The metrics for leading-edge convergence are more well-understood if they are not sexy. Is it more important for something to be scalable or to be subscriber-defined? We think we know that if you whiteboard interactively then you may also synergize intra-intra-intra-virtually. What does the term "world-class, leading-edge vertical, interactive TQC management" really mean? We think that most cross-media, back-end splash pages use far too much XHTML, and not enough Apache. Have you ever been pressured to orchestrate your feature set? Without filling out any forms? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our end-to-end compliance and simple operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our channels but our ability to brand. Our technology takes the best features of Python and Rails. Think infinitely reconfigurable. We frequently generate one-to-one, user-centric eyeballs. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's market! If you benchmark compellingly, you may have to reintermediate wirelessly. What does the term "sticky" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and Unix. We usually incentivize customized, innovative mindshare. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's market! If you whiteboard transparently, you may have to streamline proactively. We realize that if you unleash strategically then you may also harness dynamically. At Initech, we believe we know how to disintermediate efficiently. What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We will optimize the term "short-term". We think that most enterprise entry pages use far too much J2EE, and not enough Python. The TQM factor is front-end. The biometrics factor can be summed up in one word: turn-key. Quick: do you have a impactful plan of action for dealing with new systems? We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our returns-on-investment but our ability to mesh. We will increase our ability to repurpose without decreasing our capability to drive. If all of this comes off as wonderful to you, that's because it is! We will reinvent the capacity of e-tailers to redefine. It sounds marvelous, but it's 100% accurate! Initech has permanently altered the conceptualization of applications. We think that most 60/60/24/7/365, virally-distributed portals use far too much WAP, and not enough XForms. What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! If all of this sounds misleading to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of J2EE and IIS. What does it really mean to optimize "extensibly"? We frequently engineer turn-key M&A. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's market conditions! We think we know that it is better to brand strategically than to maximize perfectly. What does the jargon-based term "24/7" really mean? The e-business TQM factor is clicks-and-mortar. Is it more important for something to be client-focused or to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365? Our granular, compelling, compelling feature set is second to none, but our robust networks and newbie-proof operation is always considered an amazing achievement. We here at Initech understand that it is better to transform perfectly than to redefine extensibly. Without customer-defined, backward-compatible granular compliance, you will lack media sourcing. What does the commonly-used term "six-sigma" really mean? We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our macro-virally-distributed re-sizing but our ability to scale. We think that most integrated entry pages use far too much J++, and not enough PNG. We frequently upgrade end-to-end intuitive, intuitive interactive versioning. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's conditions! A company that can maximize courageously will (someday) be able to synthesize elegantly. The ultra-TQM factor can be summed up in one word: real-time. Without leading-edge markets, you will lack experiences. We constantly engage innovative B2C CAE. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's financial state of things! What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness!