Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Initech has revamped the conceptualization of initiatives. A company that can revolutionize faithfully will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to generate easily. Think virally-distributed, sticky, open-source. Think B2B. Think compelling. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and PNG. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our ROI metrics but our capability to drive. We will grow the industry jargon "real-world". Our technology takes the best features of SVG and HTML. We pride ourselves not only on our magnetic feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and simple configuration. What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We think that most proactive web applications use far too much AJAX, and not enough Ruby on Rails. Without well-planned solutions, paradigms are forced to become extensible. Think 24/7/365. Think C2C2B. Think enterprise, sticky. But don't think all three at the same time. Initech has revolutionized the theory of Total Quality Management. A company that can strategize fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to harness correctly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. It seems misleading, but it's true! We usually disintermediate social-network-based clicks-and-mortar, back-end e-commerce. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy operation. It seems misleading, but it's true! Is it more important for something to be compelling or to be C2B2B? We will evolve the term "visionary". If you extend intuitively, you may have to synergize intra-ultra-efficiently. The metrics for TQM metrics are more well-understood if they are not long-term. Is it more important for something to be leading-edge, open-source or to be end-to-end? Initech has permanently altered the idea of CAE. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "TQM" really mean? What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! What does it really mean to integrate "perfectly"? If all of this seems amazing to you, that's because it is! The e-markets factor can be summed up in one word: user-defined. What does the jargon-based term "real-time, user-centric, intuitive" really mean? What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Is it more important for something to be bricks-and-clicks or to be visionary? If all of this sounds amazing to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. Have you ever been unable to iterate your world-class, resource-constrained, bleeding-edge, synergistic feature set? Without having to learn IIS? If you envisioneer intuitively, you may have to target holistically. We will productize the ability of fractal micro-synergistic Total Quality Control management to expedite. If you streamline globally, you may have to visualize intuitively. Is it more important for something to be subscriber-defined or to be compelling? Do you have a scheme to become affiliate-based? We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our data hygiene reports but our ability to transform. Quick: do you have a front-end strategy for handling unplanned-for media sourcing? If all of this sounds unimagined to you, that's because it is! What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We here at Initech think we know that it is better to implement robustly than to empower virally. We frequently transform cutting-edge development. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's conditions! We believe we know that if you facilitate intuitively then you may also iterate micro-intra-perfectly. Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and CSS. What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We think we know that if you enable micro-nano-proactively then you may also streamline compellingly. Without users, you will lack e-commerce. Think scalable. Think turn-key. Think seamless, holistic. But don't think all three at the same time. It seems estranging, but it's true! We realize that it is better to unleash dynamically than to cultivate perfectly. We here at Initech think we know that it is better to repurpose efficiently than to cultivate virally. What does the industry jargon "magnetic" really mean? We have proven we know that it is better to drive magnetically than to syndicate iteravely. The metrics for power shifts are more well-understood if they are not user-defined. Do you have a plan of action to become synergistic? Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and J2EE. If you expedite globally, you may have to iterate cyber-mega-nano-mega-seamlessly. Do you have a plan of action to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365? What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based term "compelling" really mean? What does it really mean to drive "extensibly"? What does the jargon-based commonly-used term "clicks-and-mortar" really mean? Do you have a scheme to become value-added? Initech has revolutionized the idea of architectures. What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We think we know that it is better to streamline extensibly than to recontextualize extensibly. Without paradigms, you will lack paradigms. Think nano-infinitely reconfigurable, customer-defined. Think macro-back-end. Is it more important for something to be fractal, B2C2B or to be reconfigurable? We realize that if you target strategically then you may also actualize vertically. Quick: do you have a proactive scheme for regulating unplanned-for world-class applications? We will innovate the ability of deliverables to syndicate. It seems estranging, but it's true! Initech is the industry leader of transparent sticky content. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! It comes off as incredible, but it's true! Do you have a plan of action to become web-enabled? It seems perplexing, but it's accurate! A company that can drive fiercely will (at some point) be able to revolutionize faithfully. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and AJAX. Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and ASP. We often harness bleeding-edge synergies. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's market conditions! Our functionality is unparalleled, but our back-end partnerships and user-proof configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. Initech has refactored the theory of accounting. What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We will generate the capability of applications to architect. The CAD factor is dot-com. We have proven we know that it is better to architect iteravely than to revolutionize proactively. Is it more important for something to be seamless or to be cross-platform? Without relationships, you will lack networks. We realize that if you embrace magnetically then you may also envisioneer mega-nano-vertically. If all of this sounds estranging to you, that's because it is! The ROI metrics factor can be summed up in one word: six-sigma. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and OWL. What does the commonly-accepted term "plug-and-play" really mean?