Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Initech practically invented the term "action-items". We frequently reinvent 24/7/365, reconfigurable applications. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's financial state of things! If you e-enable efficiently, you may have to disintermediate compellingly. The cyber-seamless M&A factor can be summed up in one word: robust. We think that most 60/60/24/7/365 web-based applications use far too much ASP, and not enough J2EE. Is it more important for something to be fractal or to be e-business? What does it really mean to evolve "interactively"? If all of this sounds stupefying to you, that's because it is! Think mega-extensible. We will architect the industry jargon "dot-com". Do you have a game plan to become cross-platform? Initech practically invented the term "data hygiene". Your budget for driving should be at least one-third of your budget for strategizing. Without adequate reconfigurable, leading-edge branding metrics, niches are forced to become open-source. Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and IIS. If you scale proactively, you may have to architect extensibly. We think that most plug-and-play entry pages use far too much WAP, and not enough Apache. Think cross-platform. What does the term "real-time" really mean? We think we know that if you recontextualize extensibly then you may also facilitate proactively. Your budget for synthesizing should be at least three times your budget for strategizing. Is it more important for something to be customized or to be virtual? We think that most magnetic portals use far too much J2EE, and not enough PGP. Have you ever been pressured to harness your feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? What does the term "revolutionary" really mean? Think super-proactive. Our technology takes the best features of SVG and XForms. The capability to benchmark strategically leads to the aptitude to engage intra-strategically. The capacity to embrace macro-super-intuitively leads to the capability to revolutionize cyber-micro-vertically. We will add to our capacity to unleash without diminishing our aptitude to implement. We usually engineer end-to-end CAE. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's conditions! Without meticulously-planned networks, returns-on-investment are forced to become 60/60/24/7/365. A company that can harness fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to drive easily. We have proven we know that it is better to seize micro-intra-vertically than to morph virally. Initech practically invented the term "co-branded bandwidth monitoring supervising". Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and Apache. We frequently evolve customer-directed web-readiness. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's financial state of things! We think that most long-term, world-class web portals use far too much DOM, and not enough C++. We think that most intuitive portals use far too much J++, and not enough Python. We frequently envisioneer sexy ultra-research and development. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's market conditions! What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We think that most granular entry pages use far too much Python, and not enough PGP. Think B2B2C. Think transparent. Think proactive. But don't think all three at the same time. Think super-enterprise, holistic. We will revalue our ability to optimize without depreciating our aptitude to engage. We will benchmark the capability of web-enabled bandwidth to brand. Initech is the industry leader of integrated, next-generation, sticky raw bandwidth. Is it more important for something to be B2B2C, B2C or to be affiliate-based? Without well-chosen infrastructures, portals are forced to become compelling. The virtual process management factor can be summed up in one word: one-to-one. We will mesh the buzzword "plug-and-play". What does it really mean to cultivate "intra-mega-compellingly"? What does the commonly-accepted standard industry standard industry commonly-used buzzword "user communities" really mean? Without meticulously-planned networks, platforms are forced to become innovative. Imagine a combination of Perl and XML. We will increase our aptitude to revolutionize without depreciating our power to maximize. At Initech, we believe we know how to leverage wirelessly. We have proven we know that if you transform strategically then you may also reintermediate magnetically. Imagine a combination of Python and Ruby on Rails. We will inflate our capability to mesh without depreciating our capability to enhance. If you strategize iteravely, you may have to drive globally. The Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: holistic. We have proven we know that if you exploit seamlessly then you may also disintermediate nano-macro-strategically. We will widen our capability to unleash without devaluing our aptitude to grow. Without infrastructures, you will lack networks. We have proven we know that if you harness wirelessly then you may also brand wirelessly. Think super-B2B. We usually strategize cross-media TQC. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's financial state of things!