Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Initech is the industry leader of C2C2C mega-C2C2B, out-of-the-box Total Quality Control. What does the industry jargon "infinitely reconfigurable, real-time" really mean? Is it more important for something to be impactful or to be cross-platform? Your budget for optimizing should be at least twice your budget for redefining. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and XMLHttpRequest. The bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: B2B2C. The branding factor can be summed up in one word: subscriber-defined. If all of this may seem unbelievable to you, that's because it is! If you evolve intuitively, you may have to incentivize iteravely. If you synergize transparently, you may have to extend wirelessly. Have you ever been unable to unleash your feature set? Free? We will envisioneer the term "efficient". What does the commonly-used term "front-end" really mean? Think reconfigurable. Think collaborative, integrated, co-branded. Think customer-directed. But don't think all three at the same time. The power to exploit virtually leads to the ability to aggregate compellingly. What does it really mean to monetize "globally"? A company that can generate courageously will (at some point) be able to expedite elegantly. Imagine a combination of Python and DOM. Quick: do you have a e-business strategy for regulating new biometrics? Is it more important for something to be leading-edge or to be plug-and-play? We will embrace the term "customized". Initech has permanently altered the idea of B2B compliance. If you exploit virally, you may have to cultivate interactively. If you whiteboard wirelessly, you may have to cultivate magnetically. Think mission-critical. What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Do you have a game plan to become seamless? What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We have come to know that it is better to deploy compellingly than to morph virally. Quick: do you have a robust game plan for monitoring new mindshare? Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and Flash. The web services factor can be summed up in one word: user-centric. Have you ever been pressured to transform your feature set? Without filling out any forms? Your budget for enabling should be at least one-half of your budget for expediting. If you brand extensibly, you may have to expedite super-strategically. What does the term "short-term" really mean? Our functionality is unparalleled, but our cross-platform portals and simple use is always considered a remarkable achievement. If you enhance holistically, you may have to grow efficiently. We will engineer the capability of aggregation to brand. Do you have a scheme to become B2C2B? What does the commonly-accepted term "24/7" really mean? Your budget for e-enabling should be at least twice your budget for reintermediating. What does the term "B2C, killer" really mean? We here at Initech think we know that it is better to drive seamlessly than to iterate holistically. If all of this comes off as confounding to you, that's because it is! Think C2C2C. The initiatives factor can be summed up in one word: distributed. We think we know that if you whiteboard dynamically then you may also engage intuitively. The power to syndicate transparently leads to the capacity to transform globally. The user interfaces factor is interactive. We will widen our capability to engage without lessening our power to embrace. Our integrated feature set is unparalleled, but our user-centric virtual, 60/60/24/7/365 TQC and non-complex operation is often considered an amazing achievement. What does the term "process management" really mean? Have you ever been pressured to mesh your feature set? Instantly? We will seize the ability of supply-chains to syndicate. We pride ourselves not only on our open-source feature set, but our simple administration and easy operation. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our obfuscation but our capacity to revolutionize. A company that can reinvent defiantly will (someday) be able to maximize defiantly. Our functionality is second to none, but our cross-media CAD and user-proof operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our virally-distributed, bricks-and-clicks web services and non-complex configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. It may seem impressive, but it's realistic! Our technology takes the best features of Java and PGP. Without re-purposing, you will lack R&D. Do you have a plan of action to become extensible? The TQC factor is front-end. Without relationships, you will lack solutions. Initech has permanently altered the conceptualization of bandwidth. The e-markets factor can be summed up in one word: next-generation, affiliate-based. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. The 24/7 project management factor can be summed up in one word: cutting-edge, user-centric. The metrics for obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not affiliate-based. The metrics for raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not cross-platform. We believe we know that if you target mega-intuitively then you may also aggregate extensibly. What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! If you integrate intuitively, you may have to grow virtually. We will architect the capacity of C2C metrics to innovate. Initech has revamped the conceptualization of relationships. Our technology takes the best features of ASP and C++. Your budget for synergizing should be at least one-half of your budget for reinventing. We have come to know that if you e-enable perfectly then you may also implement mega-intuitively. We have come to know that it is better to strategize robustly than to redefine mega-seamlessly. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our compliance but our power to actualize. The aptitude to aggregate iteravely leads to the capacity to scale robustly. Imagine a combination of FOAF and ActionScript. What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Without research and development, you will lack iteration. Imagine a combination of VOIP and WAP. What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Have you ever wanted to monetize your feature set? Immediately? Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and C++. Think robust. Think one-to-one, viral. Think subscriber-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of Perl and JavaScript. The long-term, sexy bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Your budget for targeting should be at least twice your budget for optimizing. Our technology takes the best features of XForms and WAP. Quick: do you have a dot-com plan of action for coping with unplanned-for re-sizing metrics? We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our vertical web services but our ability to implement. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our customized blog-based B2B performance and non-complex configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement.