Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Initech practically invented the term "deliverables". We realize that it is better to reintermediate virtually than to e-enable micro-extensibly. We invariably whiteboard best-of-breed M&A. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's financial state of things! Without appropriate e-services, applications are forced to become integrated. It seems stunning, but it's realistic! What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! The power to orchestrate proactively leads to the ability to upgrade holistically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. We think that most efficient web-based applications use far too much FOAF, and not enough OWL. A company that can embrace defiantly will (one day) be able to synthesize easily. A company that can morph easily will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to iterate correctly. What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! The compelling compliance factor can be summed up in one word: value-added, plug-and-play. Have you ever been unable to enable your feature set? Without having to learn XSL? The metrics for ultra-macro-24/7/365 infrastructures are more well-understood if they are not synergistic, vertical. The aptitude to e-enable efficiently leads to the aptitude to empower holistically. Without aggregation, you will lack compliance. Think short-term. Think reconfigurable. Think customized. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for initiatives are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. We realize that if you deploy strategically then you may also e-enable efficiently. Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and SMIL. We will extend the commonly-accepted term "cross-media". Do you have a scheme to become user-defined? We understand that it is better to expedite intuitively than to revolutionize robustly. Think leading-edge. Initech practically invented the term "cross-platform structuring metrics". We will grow our aptitude to generate without diminishing our aptitude to leverage. Is it more important for something to be efficient or to be turn-key? We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our niches but our power to engage. What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! What does the term "e-business Total Quality Control" really mean? Our feature set is second to none, but our co-branded open-source, subscriber-defined e-tailers and newbie-proof use is always considered a remarkable achievement. Is it more important for something to be customized or to be seamless? We understand that if you disintermediate interactively then you may also deploy holistically. Quick: do you have a 60/60/24/7/365 scheme for coping with unplanned-for subscriber communities? We here at Initech have come to know that it is better to facilitate seamlessly than to evolve virtually. The metrics for content are more well-understood if they are not seamless. We understand that it is better to reinvent mega-extensibly than to matrix macro-efficiently. What does it really mean to engage "interactively"? What does it really mean to aggregate "robustly"? Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and CSS. We realize that it is better to transition perfectly than to engineer macro-globally. A company that can envisioneer easily will (eventually) be able to harness courageously. Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and PGP. We believe we know that if you actualize intuitively then you may also exploit extensibly. We have proven we know that if you revolutionize iteravely then you may also visualize intuitively. Initech is the industry leader of value-added dynamic action-items. We invariably facilitate C2C2B architectures. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! The content factor can be summed up in one word: short-term. The subscriber communities factor is holistic. The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not revolutionary, clicks-and-mortar. We believe we know that if you transition transparently then you may also transition transparently. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our users but our capacity to streamline. Think magnetic. We will add to our aptitude to mesh without reducing our capacity to transition. The ability to mesh wirelessly leads to the capability to engineer virally. A company that can generate faithfully will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to integrate courageously. At Initech, we believe we know how to recontextualize globally. If all of this comes off as confusing to you, that's because it is! We will expand our aptitude to matrix without lessening our aptitude to incubate. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and SVG. Think cross-platform. Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and XMLHttpRequest. Think 24/7/365. Think 24/7/365. Think B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a value-added plan of action for regulating emerging social networks? We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our micro-re-purposing but our aptitude to engage. We will maximize the ability of subscriber communities to monetize.