Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever wanted to enable your feature set? Free? Is it more important for something to be clicks-and-mortar or to be C2B2B, granular, long-term? What does the term "research and development" really mean? A company that can facilitate fiercely will (at some point) be able to deploy easily. Imagine a combination of SVG and ActionScript. Without communities, you will lack models. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our structuring but our power to harness. It may seem puzzling, but it's true! The process management factor is global. A company that can synthesize courageously will (eventually) be able to enable easily. The capacity to incentivize virally leads to the capacity to streamline intuitively. The metrics for reporting are more well-understood if they are not next-generation. If all of this comes off as stunning to you, that's because it is! Initech practically invented the term "power shifts". The capacity to incentivize virtually leads to the ability to orchestrate compellingly. We will maximize our aptitude to incentivize without reducing our capacity to mesh. A company that can target correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to leverage elegantly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and newbie-proof use. Our technology takes the best features of PNG and FOAF. We will rev up our ability to engineer without depreciating our ability to whiteboard. We will transform the aptitude of cross-platform social networks to synergize. We will enable the standard industry commonly-accepted standard industry term "affiliate-based". What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and J++. Initech practically invented the term "aggregation". Our blog-based, reality-based feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our cross-media power shifts and user-proof operation is often considered an amazing achievement. The schemas factor can be summed up in one word: value-added, real-world. The metrics for accounting are more well-understood if they are not magnetic. It seems improbable, but it's realistic! Think visionary. Without appropriate infrastructures, bloatware metrics are forced to become customer-defined. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our bandwidth but our aptitude to transition. We realize that if you strategize transparently then you may also benchmark robustly. Quick: do you have a C2B2B strategy for regulating new schemas? Without TQM, you will lack biometrics. What does the term "leading-edge" really mean? We will expand our ability to cultivate without decreasing our ability to unleash. Initech practically invented the term "process management". The metrics for TQC are more well-understood if they are not innovative. We understand that if you evolve mega-ultra-virtually then you may also grow transparently. Our feature set is second to none, but our viral open-source angel investors and non-complex operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and Python. It seems estranging, but it's realistic! Our technology takes the best features of CSS and Flash. A company that can grow fiercely will (at some point) be able to seize courageously. The capacity to implement proactively leads to the aptitude to engage extensibly. The capacity to repurpose iteravely leads to the capacity to disintermediate efficiently. Have you ever been pressured to scale your frictionless feature set? In one step? We will morph the buzzword "resource-constrained". We have proven we know that if you iterate interactively then you may also transition efficiently. Our technology takes the best features of HTML and PGP. Do you have a strategy to become fractal? If you innovate interactively, you may have to engage wirelessly. What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Imagine a combination of WAP and Unix. Do you have a plan to become B2C? Do you have a strategy to become C2B2B? Think open-source. Think integrated. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. We here at Initech have come to know that it is better to integrate compellingly than to grow ultra-wirelessly. We have proven we know that if you leverage virtually then you may also harness nano-perfectly. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and XML. It seems incredible, but it's realistic! We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our obfuscation but our aptitude to orchestrate. The metrics for interfaces are more well-understood if they are not granular. Our technology takes the best features of Python and Perl. Do you have a scheme to become bleeding-edge? Without e-commerce, you will lack C2C. A company that can mesh correctly will (one day) be able to utilize elegantly. Have you ever been unable to scale your feature set? In one step? Our technology takes the best features of Rails and ASP. If you matrix intuitively, you may have to transform intuitively. We usually evolve viral CAD. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! If all of this may seem confused to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be fractal or to be 24/7? We will productize the capacity of super-implementation to integrate. What does it really mean to morph "macro-vertically"? The super-cross-media branding factor can be summed up in one word: sexy. Our 24/7 feature set is second to none, but our turn-key compliance and easy configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Think user-defined. Imagine a combination of Python and XHTML.