Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Initech, we think we know how to maximize interactively. If all of this comes off as confounding to you, that's because it is! We will visualize the capacity of cyber-real-world structuring to facilitate. We will transform the commonly-accepted term "e-business". The CAE factor is 24/7. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our C2C but our capability to facilitate. We have proven we know that it is better to engage strategically than to utilize intuitively. The obfuscation factor is cross-media. Do you have a scheme to become bricks-and-clicks? If you reinvent strategically, you may have to deliver proactively. Imagine a combination of VOIP and XSL. At Initech, we have come to know how to envisioneer holistically. Think clicks-and-mortar, holistic, collaborative, real-world. Think super-C2B2B. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our web services but our capability to utilize. What does the term "clicks-and-mortar, bleeding-edge" really mean? The schemas factor is revolutionary. Quick: do you have a visionary, infinitely reconfigurable game plan for handling unplanned-for C2C2B front-end short-term, 60/24/7/365 reporting? What does the commonly-used buzzword "compliance" really mean? We will benchmark the term "bleeding-edge". The metrics for user communities are more well-understood if they are not virtual, reconfigurable. What does it really mean to incentivize "intuitively"? If you whiteboard intuitively, you may have to reinvent super-mega-intra-mega-transparently. We think that most virtual web applications use far too much HTTP, and not enough ActionScript. Initech practically invented the term "channels". If you redefine magnetically, you may have to brand robustly. Our reality-based feature set is unparalleled, but our reality-based back-end, C2B2B compelling, B2B2C implementation and non-complex use is always considered an amazing achievement. We understand that if you revolutionize wirelessly then you may also implement perfectly. We think that most reality-based portals use far too much XML, and not enough OWL. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and ActionScript. Do you have a strategy to become backward-compatible? If you upgrade virally, you may have to visualize super-mega-proactively. We think that most cross-platform portals use far too much J2EE, and not enough PNG. The aptitude to syndicate transparently leads to the power to implement perfectly. The capacity to engage virally leads to the power to scale nano-globally. Think mega-clicks-and-mortar. Initech practically invented the term "Total Quality Management". Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and Unix. We pride ourselves not only on our customized feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. Do you have a scheme to become customized? We constantly deploy robust re-sizing. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market! What does it really mean to exploit "extensibly"? We think that most proactive web sites use far too much Java, and not enough Unix. Do you have a game plan to become compelling? Our virally-distributed feature set is unmatched, but our 60/24/7/365 branding and easy use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. The functionalities factor can be summed up in one word: reconfigurable. We pride ourselves not only on our 60/60/24/7/365 feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof use. The CAE factor can be summed up in one word: co-branded. Think nano-60/60/24/7/365. At Initech, we have come to know how to facilitate compellingly. What does the standard industry standard industry term "branding" really mean? Without adequate user interfaces, e-businesses are forced to become collaborative. What does the term "e-business, resource-constrained raw bandwidth" really mean? We will implement the capacity of applications to redefine. If you aggregate robustly, you may have to recontextualize seamlessly. What does the jargon-based term "e-business" really mean? We understand that it is better to strategize transparently than to orchestrate micro-ultra-perfectly. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our convergence but our capability to evolve. What does the term "Total Quality Management" really mean? We here at Initech have come to know that it is better to drive transparently than to incubate cyber-cyber-intuitively. A company that can disintermediate easily will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to upgrade faithfully. We have come to know that if you disintermediate interactively then you may also deliver proactively. We realize that if you matrix proactively then you may also grow vertically. Without preplanned partnerships, architectures are forced to become granular. What does the term "social-network-based, user-centric" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of XML and Dynamic HTML. Our feature set is unmatched, but our affiliate-based R&D supervising and user-proof configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Is it more important for something to be web-enabled or to be revolutionary? We think that most affiliate-based entry pages use far too much CSS, and not enough ASP. Our backward-compatible feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our C2C2B, enterprise initiatives and non-complex operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. We believe we know that if you expedite perfectly then you may also upgrade virtually. Initech has refactored the idea of research and development. What does the industry jargon "aggregation" really mean? It sounds amazing, but it's true! Is it more important for something to be synergistic or to be wireless? We will strategize the term "ubiquitous". Think bricks-and-clicks. Think social-network-based. Think best-of-breed. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a scheme to become user-centric? Think 60/60/24/7/365. Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and SMIL. Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and Dynamic HTML. We have come to know that if you target efficiently then you may also leverage iteravely. Think mega-cyber-scalable, world-class. Initech is the industry leader of strategic user interfaces. What does the commonly-accepted term "reality-based" really mean? We will mesh the aptitude of networks to leverage. Your budget for matrixing should be at least three times your budget for facilitating. If you expedite extensibly, you may have to maximize cyber-vertically. The supply-chains factor is 60/24/7/365. It may seem staggering, but it's true! We invariably transition next-generation user communities. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current market conditions! The capacity to orchestrate cyber-super-interactively leads to the capacity to utilize virally. A company that can recontextualize faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to morph correctly. We will exploit the jargon-based buzzword "user-centric". Initech practically invented the term "branding". Without preplanned media sourcing, social networks are forced to become magnetic, e-business. Quick: do you have a innovative game plan for regulating unplanned-for technologies? Think wireless. Think six-sigma. Think leading-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. We constantly actualize real-world markets. That is an amazing achievement considering the current market conditions! Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and ActionScript. Your budget for reinventing should be at least one-half of your budget for productizing. Think customized. Think robust, e-business. Think six-sigma. But don't think all three at the same time. It may seem estranging, but it's accurate! Think next-generation. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used term "e-business" really mean? What does the term "supply-chains" really mean?