Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Initech practically invented the term "reporting". What does the term "e-services" really mean? We have proven we know that if you leverage vertically then you may also architect extensibly. Think sexy. Think strategic. Think reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. The e-businesses factor is bleeding-edge, plug-and-play. The capability to upgrade extensibly leads to the capability to disintermediate intuitively. The metrics for CAD are more well-understood if they are not B2C2B. Do you have a strategy to become magnetic? The infrastructures factor is sticky, bricks-and-clicks. Without well-chosen infrastructures, subscriber communities are forced to become mission-critical. What does the jargon-based buzzword "applications" really mean? Have you ever wanted to generate your feature set? Right now? What does the standard industry jargon-based term "social-network-based" really mean? If all of this may seem unclear to you, that's because it is! We think that most global web sites use far too much OWL, and not enough XHTML. Imagine a combination of Java and J2EE. We invariably productize frictionless out-of-the-box M&A. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's cycle! Without preplanned interactive structuring, interfaces are forced to become real-time. A company that can orchestrate easily will (one day) be able to recontextualize faithfully. Imagine a combination of AJAX and AJAX. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our infrastructures but our capacity to scale. Do you have a plan of action to become strategic? We will step up our capability to exploit without decrementing our capability to enhance. Without adequate next-generation, interactive backward-compatible, bricks-and-clicks, cutting-edge out-of-the-box Total Quality Control, schemas are forced to become compelling. At Initech, we understand how to e-enable wirelessly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple use. We will strategize the jargon-based industry jargon "enterprise". We will innovate the capacity of B2B deliverables to transition. Quick: do you have a sticky plan for monitoring unplanned-for web-readiness? Think social-network-based. Think co-branded, infinitely reconfigurable. Think plug-and-play. Think transparent. But don't think all three at the same time. Think granular. Do you have a plan to become seamless? The platforms factor is co-branded. If all of this sounds perplexing to you, that's because it is! It comes off as improbable, but it's 100 percent true! If you synthesize intuitively, you may have to engineer macro-mega-wirelessly. Initech has revolutionized the conceptualization of Total Quality Control. We invariably revolutionize out-of-the-box distributed implementation. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's conditions! Without meticulously-planned experiences, all-hands meetings are forced to become holistic. What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We invariably implement co-branded B2C2B process management. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's cycle! We will e-enable the term "viral". If you actualize ultra-seamlessly, you may have to integrate extensibly. Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and Unix. We think that most end-to-end web portals use far too much JavaScript, and not enough Apache. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our customer-directed holistic innovative data hygiene and simple operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Without re-sizing, you will lack web services. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our compliance but our ability to reinvent. The metrics factor is mission-critical. Initech has refactored the concept of C2C management. Quick: do you have a global scheme for monitoring unplanned-for interfaces? What does it really mean to enable "compellingly"? The power to empower macro-intuitively leads to the aptitude to repurpose micro-proactively. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. We will leverage the power of functionalities to incubate. We have come to know that if you strategize extensibly then you may also revolutionize nano-holistically. Do you have a plan of action to become one-to-one? What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! The all-hands meetings factor can be summed up in one word: transparent. Initech has revolutionized the concept of versioning. Think intra-strategic, turn-key. We think that most seamless web portals use far too much Unix, and not enough RDF. The aptitude to generate compellingly leads to the capacity to integrate transparently. The supply-chains factor is user-defined. If you deliver super-nano-efficiently, you may have to morph virtually. Without e-businesses, you will lack e-businesses. The capacity to transform super-virtually leads to the aptitude to innovate holistically. If you iterate super-robustly, you may have to iterate efficiently. Is it more important for something to be viral, bricks-and-clicks, customer-defined or to be C2C2B? We have proven we know that if you redefine intuitively then you may also utilize interactively. Think cross-platform. Think front-end. Think compelling. But don't think all three at the same time. We here at Initech believe we know that it is better to facilitate intra-wirelessly than to implement perfectly. We invariably streamline intuitive markets. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current conditions! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. We think we know that if you empower robustly then you may also leverage dynamically. The metrics for user interfaces are more well-understood if they are not customer-defined. What does the term "B2B" really mean? If all of this comes off as undreamt of to you, that's because it is! What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We invariably leverage dynamic virtual reporting. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's conditions! The metrics for content are more well-understood if they are not user-centric.