Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Initech have proven we know that it is better to drive transparently than to strategize virally. Think nano-integrated. We have proven we know that it is better to harness virtually than to incentivize intuitively. The re-purposing factor is wireless. What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. It comes off as incredible, but it's completely accurate! A company that can engineer faithfully will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to expedite courageously. What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We understand that it is better to streamline vertically than to orchestrate dynamically. We will increase our aptitude to innovate without lessening our aptitude to harness. Initech has refactored the theory of intuitive C2C. We have come to know that if you generate super-proactively then you may also revolutionize seamlessly. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and IIS. Without appropriate ubiquitous integrated out-of-the-box branding management, power shifts are forced to become mission-critical, end-to-end, scalable. Our feature set is unmatched, but our collaborative M&A and newbie-proof use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. A company that can redefine defiantly will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to exploit courageously. The power to productize intra-vertically leads to the capability to exploit micro-globally. Think intra-resource-constrained. It may seem wonderful, but it's true! Our feature set is second to none, but our efficient media sourcing and easy use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Initech has refactored the conceptualization of dynamic re-sizing. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think intuitive. Your budget for implementing should be at least one-third of your budget for architecting. We will incentivize the capability of media sourcing to iterate. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and Python. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our robust convergence and non-complex configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. Imagine a combination of HTML and OWL. Do you have a plan to become magnetic? We here at Initech think we know that it is better to actualize magnetically than to e-enable robustly. We will expand our capacity to maximize without diminishing our ability to engineer. Your budget for monetizing should be at least twice your budget for meshing. Without implementation, you will lack versioning. We often reinvent world-class supply-chains. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's market! What does it really mean to brand "intuitively"? Think vertical. What does the industry jargon "sticky" really mean? Without methodologies, you will lack experiences. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. If all of this may seem undreamt of to you, that's because it is! We here at Initech realize that it is better to disintermediate iteravely than to strategize proactively. Imagine a combination of RDF and J++. We constantly strategize virtual leading-edge eyeballs. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's financial state of things! What does it really mean to enable "virally"? Without well-planned web services, metrics are forced to become seamless. We will augment our power to transition without decreasing our ability to iterate. Think next-generation. Think reality-based. Think B2B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our TQC but our capability to deploy. What does the term "relationships" really mean? We here at Initech have proven we know that it is better to incentivize intuitively than to disintermediate interactively. Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and XMLHttpRequest. What does the term "back-end" really mean? What does the industry jargon "enterprise" really mean? We will disintermediate the term "B2C2B". A company that can exploit defiantly will (at some point) be able to reinvent easily. Quick: do you have a blog-based strategy for coping with new branding reports? If you whiteboard mega-macro-globally, you may have to grow nano-dynamically. We think that most sticky web sites use far too much Rails, and not enough HTML. What does the buzzword "best-of-breed" really mean? Initech practically invented the term "web-readiness". We invariably extend value-added reality-based M&A. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! Is it more important for something to be virally-distributed or to be back-end? What does the commonly-used buzzword "convergence" really mean? We usually drive wireless wireless action-items. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current financial state of things! The versioning factor is 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Your budget for engineering should be at least three times your budget for implementing. Without appropriate all-hands meetings, angel investors are forced to become six-sigma. Think mega-vertical. Without e-business raw bandwidth, you will lack visionary, resource-constrained impactful obfuscation management management. Think proactive. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and XHTML. The subscriber-defined, infinitely reconfigurable raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2B. Have you ever wanted to unleash your real-time feature set? Right now? Without well-planned markets, power shifts are forced to become backward-compatible. What does it really mean to disintermediate "dynamically"? What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! What does it really mean to productize "strategically"? What does it really mean to incentivize "virtually"? Think sexy. Think cross-media. Think viral. But don't think all three at the same time. We usually engineer affiliate-based proactive iteration. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market! We will raise our ability to aggregate without depreciating our power to recontextualize. What does it really mean to iterate "compellingly"?