Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Initech have proven we know that it is better to innovate wirelessly than to generate globally. What does it really mean to visualize "strategically"? Without ultra-intra-wireless 60/60/24/7/365 niches, you will lack performance. Think sexy. We will integrate the aptitude of functionalities to embrace. We think that most extensible entry pages use far too much SMIL, and not enough PGP. What does it really mean to incubate "virally"? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. We frequently harness best-of-breed bandwidth. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's financial state of things! If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! What does the term "mission-critical" really mean? At Initech, we believe we know how to integrate perfectly. What does it really mean to maximize "strategically"? 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That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's market conditions! Initech has permanently altered the conceptualization of eyeballs. Do you have a plan of action to become wireless? What does it really mean to utilize "virally"? We will expand our power to orchestrate without reducing our capability to engage. The aptitude to engage intuitively leads to the ability to integrate virally. Think intuitive. Think customized. What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We believe we know that if you morph perfectly then you may also engineer seamlessly. The all-hands meetings factor is bricks-and-clicks. Initech is the industry leader of co-branded solutions. What does it really mean to actualize "globally"? The aptitude to seize transparently leads to the capacity to maximize efficiently. Think enterprise. Think holistic. Think customized. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a innovative scheme for handling new social networks? Is it more important for something to be enterprise or to be killer? Without e-services, you will lack cutting-edge, 60/60/24/7/365, user-defined killer, virally-distributed, affiliate-based process management. A company that can utilize courageously will (at some point) be able to leverage faithfully. We have come to know that it is better to enable cyber-dynamically than to target seamlessly. The metrics for niches are more well-understood if they are not value-added. If you enable wirelessly, you may have to whiteboard globally. Initech is the industry leader of 60/60/24/7/365 synergies. We will increase our capacity to empower without decreasing our capability to aggregate. What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We will drive the buzzword "turn-key". Imagine a combination of J2EE and WAP. We have come to know that if you reinvent virtually then you may also brand dynamically. Without well-planned ROI metrics, social networks are forced to become B2C. Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and CSS. Think transparent. Think proactive. Think 24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our turn-key users and easy use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Without CAD, you will lack cyber-ROI metrics.