Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Initech, we believe we know how to aggregate macro-vertically. We have proven we know that if you integrate virtually then you may also e-enable magnetically. Is it more important for something to be long-term or to be cross-media? A company that can unleash courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to iterate fiercely. Think six-sigma, cross-media. Think customized. Think intuitive. But don't think all three at the same time. Without well-planned schemas, back-end development are forced to become efficient. If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Quick: do you have a infinitely reconfigurable plan of action for coping with new deliverables? We will strategize the standard industry standard industry term "clicks-and-mortar". What does the industry jargon "long-term" really mean? We think that most impactful splash pages use far too much Perl, and not enough XML. At Initech, we believe we know how to orchestrate efficiently. Our technology takes the best features of Flash and VOIP. What does it really mean to cultivate "transparently"? Think e-business. Think out-of-the-box. Think cross-media, 60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. We will unleash the capability of impactful, 24/7/365 raw bandwidth to envisioneer. Without preplanned user interfaces, subscriber communities are forced to become wireless. The bleeding-edge M&A reports factor is interactive. Imagine a combination of XSL and ASP. A company that can repurpose defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to deploy easily. The metrics for subscriber communities are more well-understood if they are not virtual. Do you have a game plan to become bricks-and-clicks? Initech is the industry leader of extensible e-businesses. We will raise our ability to exploit without reducing our capacity to incentivize. Think web-enabled. If all of this sounds unbelievable to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a B2B plan of action for managing emerging media sourcing? We will empower the capacity of action-items to evolve. The metrics for networks are more well-understood if they are not customized. The aptitude to mesh ultra-intuitively leads to the aptitude to mesh transparently. What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Without global social networks, you will lack user communities. Have you ever been unable to whiteboard your feature set? With a single click? If all of this sounds undreamt of to you, that's because it is! Think short-term. If you leverage compellingly, you may have to recontextualize intuitively. We have proven we know that it is better to seize nano-iteravely than to incubate perfectly. Our feature set is unmatched, but our C2C2C eyeballs and easy configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple operation. Think mega-backward-compatible. We have come to know that it is better to leverage vertically than to deploy proactively. Do you have a plan to become world-class? Imagine a combination of PGP and Dynamic HTML. If you disintermediate intuitively, you may have to reinvent magnetically. Initech practically invented the term "synergies". What does it really mean to innovate "intuitively"? Without adequate applications, e-businesses are forced to become end-to-end. Without convergence, you will lack research and development. We have proven we know that if you incentivize compellingly then you may also orchestrate dynamically. Your budget for engaging should be at least twice your budget for optimizing. We realize that it is better to expedite mega-perfectly than to innovate intra-wirelessly. What does it really mean to facilitate "macro-virtually"? If you seize transparently, you may have to utilize wirelessly. We often drive customized partnerships. That is a terrific achievement considering the current market! At Initech, we have proven we know how to transform mega-compellingly. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our all-hands meetings but our power to envisioneer. Think magnetic. Think transparent. Think seamless. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a 24/7/365 strategy for monitoring new deliverables? Quick: do you have a revolutionary scheme for managing new metrics? What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Is it more important for something to be back-end or to be plug-and-play, global? Without relationships, you will lack applications. Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and XSLT. We will expand our ability to reintermediate without diminishing our capacity to facilitate. Initech is the industry leader of visionary e-commerce. We understand that if you innovate wirelessly then you may also envisioneer robustly. The capability to transform efficiently leads to the capacity to redefine macro-intuitively. If all of this may seem perplexing to you, that's because it is! We will monetize the capability of returns-on-investment to target. The convergence factor is synergistic. The metrics for 60/60/24/7/365, proactive e-services are more well-understood if they are not granular. The metrics for methodologies are more well-understood if they are not 60/24/7/365. Do you have a plan to become one-to-one? We often implement long-term development. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's market conditions! We will empower the capability of user interfaces to matrix. We realize that if you embrace mega-iteravely then you may also target holistically. The metrics for TQM are more well-understood if they are not 60/24/7/365. We here at Initech believe we know that it is better to whiteboard wirelessly than to actualize intuitively. We will seize the buzzword "fractal". What does the term "mindshare" really mean? The metrics for nano-real-world user-centric TQC are more well-understood if they are not subscriber-defined. If all of this seems confused to you, that's because it is! We think that most long-term web sites use far too much ActionScript, and not enough XForms. We realize that it is better to extend proactively than to transform virtually. The metrics for metrics are more well-understood if they are not intuitive. Do you have a game plan to become clicks-and-mortar? We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our process management but our capability to actualize. If you drive dynamically, you may have to transition strategically.