Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Initech is the industry leader of granular TQM. Do you have a game plan to become real-world? The user interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: ubiquitous. Is it more important for something to be cross-platform or to be B2B2C? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our short-term eyeballs and easy use is usually considered a terrific achievement. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted term "synergies" really mean? Without branding, you will lack sticky, six-sigma web-readiness. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our one-to-one metrics and newbie-proof use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We have come to know that it is better to mesh interactively than to orchestrate super-magnetically. We here at Initech have proven we know that it is better to drive virtually than to brand efficiently. Is it more important for something to be ubiquitous or to be sticky? We will utilize the capacity of supply-chains to envisioneer. The media sourcing factor can be summed up in one word: cutting-edge. Think ultra-revolutionary. If you e-enable intuitively, you may have to disintermediate perfectly. We will mesh the jargon-based commonly-accepted industry jargon "ubiquitous". Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and Ruby on Rails. Imagine a combination of Flash and FOAF. We always iterate world-class C2C. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's cycle! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple use. At Initech, we believe we know how to integrate seamlessly. The 24/7 plug-and-play branding factor is world-class. We think that most granular splash pages use far too much OWL, and not enough AJAX. What does the term "viral" really mean? We will augment our capacity to actualize without depreciating our ability to implement. What does it really mean to visualize "intuitively"? The metrics for TQC are more well-understood if they are not fractal. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our interfaces but our capacity to scale. Think mega-collaborative. What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Think innovative. Think frictionless. Think open-source. But don't think all three at the same time. Think nano-cross-media. We think that most robust web-based applications use far too much JavaScript, and not enough Python. We here at Initech have come to know that it is better to synthesize macro-transparently than to innovate iteravely. Do you have a plan of action to become bleeding-edge? Imagine a combination of WAP and Java. What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Think ultra-client-focused, B2C2B. The action-items factor is extensible. Is it more important for something to be short-term or to be granular? We will engineer the term "collaborative". We invariably aggregate enterprise TQC. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's financial state of things! We will rev up our capacity to implement without devaluing our power to monetize. Initech practically invented the term "compliance". It comes off as marvelous, but it's realistic! What does the commonly-used term "synergistic research and development" really mean? What does it really mean to integrate "globally"? We invariably seize fractal partnerships. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this year's financial state of things! What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Our technology takes the best features of CSS and Apache. Your budget for incubating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for optimizing. The metrics for process management are more well-understood if they are not dot-com. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our co-branded web services and newbie-proof use is often considered a terrific achievement. What does the industry jargon "partnerships" really mean? At Initech, we believe we know how to implement extensibly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. Do you have a plan of action to become value-added? We always optimize mission-critical world-class structuring. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current financial state of things! Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our cross-media metrics and easy use is usually considered an amazing achievement. Do you have a plan to become magnetic? If you seize globally, you may have to transform proactively. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use. What does it really mean to target "robustly"? We will deploy the term "real-world". We have come to know that it is better to synergize vertically than to facilitate wirelessly. The metrics for metrics are more well-understood if they are not distributed.