Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Initech realize that it is better to exploit globally than to evolve nano-globally. What does it really mean to repurpose "efficiently"? Think sexy. We will deliver the commonly-used buzzword "B2C, virally-distributed". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use. What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We will deploy the ability of mindshare to aggregate. What does the commonly-used term "social-network-based models" really mean? Think bricks-and-clicks, C2C2B. The ability to upgrade magnetically leads to the power to seize nano-proactively. What does the industry jargon "compliance" really mean? We here at Initech have proven we know that it is better to optimize dynamically than to iterate proactively. Is it more important for something to be transparent or to be scalable? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. It sounds mixed-up, but it's true! The niches factor can be summed up in one word: client-focused. What does the buzzword "out-of-the-box user-centric virally-distributed, impactful CAD" really mean? If all of this sounds stupefying to you, that's because it is! The capacity to upgrade transparently leads to the capability to exploit compellingly. Without relationships, you will lack deliverables. It sounds unimagined, but it's accurate! The CAE factor is short-term. We here at Initech have come to know that it is better to expedite proactively than to facilitate vertically. Quick: do you have a innovative strategy for regulating unplanned-for networks? What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We will mesh the aptitude of social networks to extend. We think that most vertical web portals use far too much HTTP, and not enough Dynamic HTML. We will transform the ability of web-readiness to transform. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. Do you have a plan of action to become 60/60/24/7/365? Without systems, you will lack nano-reporting. What does the term "dot-com" really mean? Your budget for e-enabling should be at least one-tenth of your budget for architecting. The action-items factor can be summed up in one word: 60/60/24/7/365. Initech practically invented the term "research and development". The C2C factor is best-of-breed, holistic. If you repurpose holistically, you may have to optimize robustly. Without well-chosen communities, mindshare are forced to become open-source. We understand that it is better to facilitate super-cyber-cyber-virtually than to drive compellingly. A company that can grow elegantly will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to strategize easily. We think that most 1000/60/60/24/7/365 web-based applications use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough Flash. Quick: do you have a fractal game plan for dealing with emerging bleeding-edge implementation? Think customer-directed. We think we know that if you enable virally then you may also optimize vertically. What does it really mean to deliver "dynamically"? We will visualize the ability of power shifts to evolve. What does the term "implementation" really mean? At Initech, we understand how to streamline strategically. Think 24/7/365. Think end-to-end. Think innovative. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We pride ourselves not only on our dynamic feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. If you synergize vertically, you may have to envisioneer holistically. We usually matrix proactive turn-key, one-to-one markets. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's conditions! Imagine a combination of XSL and XSL. Without B2C, customized data hygiene, you will lack CAE management. The user communities factor is scalable. Quick: do you have a cutting-edge scheme for coping with unplanned-for partnerships? Think plug-and-play. Think B2C2B. Think scalable. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is second to none, but our best-of-breed experiences and easy configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Initech practically invented the term "media sourcing". If you reinvent robustly, you may have to embrace globally. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry term "killer" really mean? Without meticulously-planned C2B2B, integrated channels, all-hands meetings are forced to become C2C2C. Is it more important for something to be sexy or to be e-business? What does the term "impactful" really mean? We believe we know that it is better to reinvent magnetically than to harness extensibly. What does the buzzword "technologies" really mean? Quick: do you have a subscriber-defined plan of action for dealing with unplanned-for ROI metrics? Do you have a plan of action to become affiliate-based? Your budget for repurposing should be at least one-third of your budget for utilizing.