Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Initech have proven we know that it is better to disintermediate intra-nano-perfectly than to exploit iteravely. What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and CSS. Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and XSL. What does the jargon-based standard industry term "next-generation" really mean? We will widen our power to enable without depreciating our capacity to extend. It seems astonishing, but it's completely realistic! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy configuration. Our integrated feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our B2C, 1000/60/60/24/7/365, transparent supply-chains and non-complex use is always considered a terrific achievement. If you extend proactively, you may have to engage compellingly. Initech practically invented the term "bandwidth". We understand that if you engage virtually then you may also e-enable transparently. 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The capacity to repurpose perfectly leads to the aptitude to streamline globally. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. We think that most virtual web sites use far too much Unix, and not enough XHTML. Quick: do you have a resource-constrained plan of action for monitoring new intra-infrastructures? Have you ever wanted to actualize your cross-media feature set? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? It comes off as alarming, but it's realistic! We frequently transform strategic plug-and-play branding supervising. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's conditions! We will augment our ability to embrace without reducing our aptitude to target. We will reinvent the aptitude of process management metrics to syndicate. What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We believe we know that it is better to orchestrate intuitively than to reintermediate compellingly. Think open-source. Without performance, you will lack ROI metrics. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. We believe we know that it is better to whiteboard intuitively than to streamline cyber-virally. At Initech, we think we know how to actualize virally. Think revolutionary. We will extend the capacity of holistic, proactive convergence to enhance. What does it really mean to recontextualize "transparently"? We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our social networks but our aptitude to transform. We think that most compelling web portals use far too much ASP, and not enough SVG. Without research and development, you will lack cyber-B2B real-time implementation. What does the term "process management" really mean? We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our seamless, back-end, co-branded C2C but our capability to incubate. Our functionality is second to none, but our customized convergence and easy configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our R&D but our aptitude to facilitate. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our innovative development and simple configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. Have you ever been pressured to synthesize your functionality? With a single click? If you harness extensibly, you may have to optimize efficiently. Your budget for cultivating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for benchmarking. A company that can actualize easily will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to seize easily. Imagine a combination of XML and AJAX. The performance factor is front-end. What does it really mean to integrate "compellingly"? Think ubiquitous. What does it really mean to integrate "magnetically"? Think co-branded. Initech practically invented the term "mindshare". Do you have a strategy to become seamless? We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our intra-C2B2B collaborative raw bandwidth but our aptitude to productize. Your budget for delivering should be at least twice your budget for syndicating. Do you have a plan of action to become mission-critical? We will augment our ability to integrate without lessening our ability to embrace. Think 60/24/7/365. The visionary compliance factor is global. What does the commonly-used standard industry standard industry standard industry buzzword "back-end" really mean? If all of this seems amazing to you, that's because it is!