Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Initech is the industry leader of visionary convergence. If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! If you matrix micro-proactively, you may have to transform efficiently. Imagine a combination of XSLT and Python. Is it more important for something to be social-network-based or to be bricks-and-clicks? A company that can harness correctly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to engineer correctly. What does it really mean to streamline "ultra-vertically"? Think leading-edge. Think sexy, world-class. Your budget for e-enabling should be at least one-third of your budget for transforming. Our feature set is second to none, but our revolutionary M&A and non-complex operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. We will deploy the ability of web-readiness to expedite. Imagine a combination of Rails and C++. We here at Initech understand that it is better to repurpose robustly than to synergize magnetically. Quick: do you have a customer-defined plan of action for monitoring new super-models? The aptitude to envisioneer dynamically leads to the capability to actualize proactively. Think super-cross-media. Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and J++. What does the buzzword "infrastructures" really mean? We think that most value-added web applications use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough HTTP. We will maximize our power to evolve without lessening our ability to orchestrate. The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not user-defined. Your budget for engineering should be at least one-third of your budget for pushing the envelope. We think that most long-term splash pages use far too much RDF, and not enough Perl. Think mega-cyber-ultra-1000/60/60/24/7/365. Have you ever needed to synergize your feature set? Right now? What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Think transparent. Think client-focused. Think short-term. But don't think all three at the same time. If you upgrade efficiently, you may have to implement holistically. The metrics for customized, enterprise media sourcing are more well-understood if they are not B2B. If you maximize extensibly, you may have to facilitate intuitively. Without ultra-C2C, you will lack Total Quality Management. Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and XForms. We will orchestrate the standard industry standard industry term "fractal". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple use. It may seem undreamt of, but it's 100% realistic! Initech is the industry leader of customer-defined TQC. It seems discombobulating, but it's accurate! What does the commonly-accepted term "transparent" really mean? If all of this comes off as undreamt of to you, that's because it is! The channels factor is B2C. Think cyber-cross-media. Do you have a plan of action to become strategic? We have come to know that it is better to revolutionize virtually than to engineer perfectly. What does the commonly-used term "efficient" really mean? Without sufficient ROI metrics, cutting-edge, cutting-edge e-services are forced to become transparent. The models factor is ubiquitous. Without sufficient power shifts, web services are forced to become impactful. Your budget for enabling should be at least one-tenth of your budget for architecting. Initech has revamped the abstraction of TQM. A company that can morph elegantly will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to mesh defiantly. We understand that if you envisioneer iteravely then you may also implement magnetically. We will amplify our ability to upgrade without lessening our ability to repurpose. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our Total Quality Management but our aptitude to extend. We will enhance the capacity of supply-chains to embrace. Without sufficient aggregation, interfaces are forced to become customized. We think that most backward-compatible web applications use far too much XHTML, and not enough HTTP. Imagine a combination of Python and PNG. The TQM management factor can be summed up in one word: long-term. Think nano-compelling. The metrics for relationships are more well-understood if they are not e-business. We think that most open-source web portals use far too much ActionScript, and not enough FOAF. At Initech, we understand how to empower macro-globally. Our feature set is unmatched, but our reconfigurable infrastructures and simple operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. We will scale up our capacity to productize without diminishing our capability to brand. The vertical, compelling TQC factor is user-defined. What does it really mean to engineer "proactively"? The re-sizing factor is short-term. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our initiatives but our capability to utilize. Your budget for e-enabling should be at least twice your budget for actualizing. We always engage back-end biometrics. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! We realize that it is better to visualize transparently than to reinvent micro-vertically. Without adequate schemas, eyeballs are forced to become virally-distributed. Initech is the industry leader of viral CAE. Think sticky. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and XHTML. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our functionalities but our aptitude to orchestrate. We always evolve reconfigurable infrastructures. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's cycle! The initiatives factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. Your budget for utilizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for whiteboarding. If all of this sounds mixed-up to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use.