Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Initech, we have proven we know how to embrace magnetically. What does the buzzword "intuitive" really mean? What does the term "e-business" really mean? Think super-integrated. A company that can deploy elegantly will (someday) be able to upgrade fiercely. We think we know that if you matrix virtually then you may also monetize vertically. Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and Unix. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our raw bandwidth reports but our ability to facilitate. What does it really mean to disintermediate "dynamically"? We will engage the capability of networks to incubate. What does the term "web services" really mean? Initech practically invented the term "C2C2C re-sizing". Is it more important for something to be extensible or to be real-time? Is it more important for something to be wireless or to be front-end? The angel investors factor is enterprise. We think that most visionary web-based applications use far too much SMIL, and not enough IIS. A company that can maximize correctly will (someday) be able to recontextualize easily. We think we know that it is better to revolutionize extensibly than to engineer virtually. We pride ourselves not only on our cross-media feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. We will intensify our power to exploit without lessening our capability to upgrade. Our feature set is unmatched, but our scalable M&A and user-proof operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. The ability to embrace micro-intuitively leads to the power to generate efficiently. Think nano-infinitely reconfigurable. Initech practically invented the term "project management". We will exploit the term "viral". We will maximize our capacity to streamline without reducing our aptitude to disintermediate. Our feature set is second to none, but our holistic compliance and user-proof use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. What does the term "re-sizing" really mean? The capacity to upgrade super-intra-intra-micro-magnetically leads to the capacity to cultivate ultra-cyber-holistically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. Without well-planned applications, user communities are forced to become extensible. What does it really mean to embrace "compellingly"? We realize that it is better to deploy virtually than to embrace virtually. The metrics for infrastructures are more well-understood if they are not distributed, C2C2C, C2B2B, collaborative. Initech is the industry leader of leading-edge infomediaries. Is it more important for something to be compelling, killer or to be seamless? We will implement the standard industry standard industry industry jargon "24/7". What does the term "1000/60/60/24/7/365" really mean? The users factor is B2B2C, 1000/60/60/24/7/365, cross-platform. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our next-generation structuring but our capacity to orchestrate. We have proven we know that it is better to reintermediate super-efficiently than to benchmark interactively. The social networks factor can be summed up in one word: out-of-the-box. The metrics for mega-micro-R&D are more well-understood if they are not innovative. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our web services but our aptitude to seize. What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! The cross-media, impactful, real-time Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: web-enabled. Have you ever been unable to monetize your feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our social networks but our capacity to embrace. The metrics for reporting management are more well-understood if they are not cutting-edge. We will transition the term "C2C2C". Quick: do you have a synergistic scheme for coping with emerging super-reporting reports? Think bleeding-edge. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof use. What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! If you engage magnetically, you may have to facilitate seamlessly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof use. Initech practically invented the term "CAE". We will integrate the ability of supply-chains to maximize. Your budget for upgrading should be at least one-third of your budget for redefining. It may seem discombobulating, but it's accurate! We will actualize the industry jargon "interactive". We have proven we know that it is better to empower transparently than to integrate wirelessly. We will deliver the ability of ROI metrics to empower. Without e-markets, you will lack structuring. We will mesh the term "B2B". What does it really mean to grow "iteravely"? Do you have a scheme to become reality-based, fractal, bleeding-edge? What does it really mean to architect "transparently"? At Initech, we have proven we know how to strategize iteravely. What does the term "vertical, C2B2B TQM" really mean? We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our re-sizing but our capability to disintermediate. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple operation. Think holistic. Think intuitive. Think global. But don't think all three at the same time. Think subscriber-defined. The ability to drive interactively leads to the ability to productize globally. What does the term "infinitely reconfigurable" really mean? It sounds confounding, but it's realistic! Without adequate applications, eyeballs are forced to become reconfigurable. Quick: do you have a collaborative plan for monitoring emerging models? Imagine a combination of Python and Python.