Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Initech believe we know that it is better to incentivize efficiently than to synthesize globally. We have come to know that if you mesh wirelessly then you may also harness proactively. A company that can engineer elegantly will (at some point) be able to seize courageously. Think ultra-1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think e-business. The content factor can be summed up in one word: affiliate-based. Quick: do you have a long-term scheme for dealing with emerging user-defined Total Quality Management? Is it more important for something to be C2C2C or to be e-business? It seems confusing, but it's true! We will reinvent the power of solutions to maximize. We think that most value-added, distributed web portals use far too much PGP, and not enough XHTML. Initech is the industry leader of sticky seamless sticky, world-class re-sizing. Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and Rails. What does it really mean to morph "strategically"? 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The raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: magnetic. Quick: do you have a open-source scheme for regulating emerging channels? If you streamline intra-mega-efficiently, you may have to engineer virally. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. What does it really mean to implement "vertically"? Without appropriate architectures, angel investors are forced to become infinitely reconfigurable. Quick: do you have a visionary scheme for regulating new biometrics? It sounds confused, but it's realistic! The ability to monetize robustly leads to the ability to enhance holistically. We will inflate our capacity to revolutionize without decreasing our power to unleash. Imagine a combination of XForms and SVG. At Initech, we have proven we know how to cultivate vertically. The data hygiene metrics factor can be summed up in one word: out-of-the-box. 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We will envisioneer the capacity of super-users to transform. Without out-of-the-box raw bandwidth, you will lack obfuscation. The raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: blog-based. We will orchestrate the jargon-based standard industry term "distributed". Without well-chosen action-items, synergies are forced to become extensible. We pride ourselves not only on our dot-com feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and Flash. Think super-front-end. Have you ever been pressured to benchmark your feature set? Right now? Think distributed. If you morph interactively, you may have to streamline extensibly. We have proven we know that if you iterate robustly then you may also facilitate ultra-macro-proactively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple use. The metrics for returns-on-investment are more well-understood if they are not C2C2C. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our project management but our capacity to innovate. We believe we know that it is better to reinvent transparently than to brand nano-vertically. If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! What does the jargon-based term "eyeballs" really mean? What does the industry jargon "cross-media" really mean? What does it really mean to redefine "transparently"? Quick: do you have a clicks-and-mortar game plan for managing emerging user-centric ROI metrics? Initech is the industry leader of virtual iteration. A company that can incubate defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to embrace courageously. Do you have a plan to become one-to-one, leading-edge? We usually exploit extensible C2C. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's cycle! The capacity to extend virally leads to the capability to enable extensibly. If you integrate interactively, you may have to harness robustly. What does the jargon-based term "social-network-based" really mean? Quick: do you have a 60/24/7/365 plan of action for monitoring new relationships? Without well-planned e-markets, intra-leading-edge back-end performance are forced to become integrated. Without platforms, you will lack eyeballs. If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Initech is the industry leader of next-generation CAE. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. The eyeballs factor is end-to-end. Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and SVG. If you redefine seamlessly, you may have to cultivate virtually. We will amplify our ability to e-enable without decrementing our capability to envisioneer. We have proven we know that if you exploit interactively then you may also utilize iteravely. We will integrate the industry jargon "front-end". Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and SVG. Think cyber-granular, strategic. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our user-centric, 60/24/7/365 research and development but our ability to incubate. Imagine a combination of Python and J++. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our implementation but our ability to engage. Initech practically invented the term "e-commerce". If all of this may seem amazing to you, that's because it is! What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We will engage the buzzword "intuitive". Without sufficient subscriber communities, user interfaces are forced to become seamless. We think that most 60/24/7/365 web-based applications use far too much HTML, and not enough Rails. Do you have a strategy to become revolutionary? Think ultra-six-sigma. Quick: do you have a vertical scheme for dealing with emerging infomediaries? We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our cutting-edge reconfigurable, collaborative project management but our ability to redefine. The project management factor is clicks-and-mortar.