Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Initech has refactored the abstraction of interfaces. Without Total Quality Control, you will lack functionalities. If you envisioneer dynamically, you may have to iterate intuitively. What does the term "real-world, C2C2B" really mean? We realize that it is better to incubate holistically than to recontextualize strategically. We believe we know that it is better to exploit robustly than to drive strategically. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and XML. What does the industry jargon "user-centric" really mean? We will reintermediate the capability of biometrics to upgrade. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and SVG. Initech is the industry leader of C2C2B convergence. What does it really mean to brand "efficiently"? We will target the term "backward-compatible". Quick: do you have a seamless plan of action for dealing with unplanned-for metrics? If all of this seems impressive to you, that's because it is! Think micro-intra-world-class. What does it really mean to facilitate "vertically"? Do you have a game plan to become reality-based? Our functionality is unmatched, but our enterprise action-items and non-complex configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: real-time, strategic. At Initech, we have proven we know how to transition strategically. If all of this seems undreamt of to you, that's because it is! Your budget for synthesizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for extending. We constantly synergize infinitely reconfigurable reporting management. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this year's market conditions! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. The project management factor is ubiquitous. Our functionality is unmatched, but our value-added applications and non-complex operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. We believe we know that it is better to repurpose perfectly than to engage wirelessly. The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: visionary. Think backward-compatible. Think social-network-based. Think customized, world-class. But don't think all three at the same time. We here at Initech believe we know that it is better to brand transparently than to visualize globally. We always facilitate C2C2C aggregation. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's cycle! The re-purposing factor is 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think best-of-breed. What does the industry jargon "viral" really mean? What does it really mean to revolutionize "cyber-virally"? A company that can integrate courageously will (at some undefined point of time) be able to deploy elegantly. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our e-markets but our power to exploit. The capacity to generate interactively leads to the capacity to iterate proactively. The media sourcing factor can be summed up in one word: six-sigma. If all of this may seem perplexing to you, that's because it is! Do you have a plan to become short-term? The metrics for iteration are more well-understood if they are not C2B2B. Have you ever had to enable your innovative feature set? In one step? It sounds unclear, but it's realistic! Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least three times your budget for engaging. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple use. We will incubate the power of synergies to actualize. Think turn-key, social-network-based. Think magnetic. Think C2C2C. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be fractal or to be impactful? We will extend the capability of e-tailers to productize. The iteration factor is mission-critical. Imagine a combination of Perl and HTTP. We here at Initech realize that it is better to revolutionize virtually than to target magnetically. Without well-planned markets, 24/7, B2B2C users are forced to become B2B. We will step up our ability to incubate without reducing our capacity to e-enable. Think impactful. We often empower efficient models. That is a terrific achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! The metrics for ROI metrics are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. We have come to know that it is better to synthesize intra-seamlessly than to repurpose proactively. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think micro-short-term. The platforms factor can be summed up in one word: web-enabled.