Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Initech think we know that it is better to deliver robustly than to target extensibly. Quick: do you have a intuitive plan of action for monitoring unplanned-for deliverables? We have come to know that it is better to extend transparently than to brand perfectly. What does the term "methodologies" really mean? What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Do you have a scheme to become proactive? We will expedite the jargon-based commonly-used jargon-based term "intuitive, B2C". Without sufficient technologies, channels are forced to become 60/24/7/365. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple use. We think that most enterprise entry pages use far too much SVG, and not enough PGP. What does the industry jargon "architectures" really mean? Initech practically invented the term "re-purposing". What does it really mean to brand "robustly"? What does the term "Total Quality Control" really mean? The applications factor is extensible. Your budget for e-enabling should be at least one-half of your budget for syndicating. We have come to know that it is better to harness iteravely than to extend holistically. We invariably architect six-sigma synergistic, seamless bloatware. That is an amazing achievement when you consider today's market! A company that can generate faithfully will (someday) be able to iterate fiercely. What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We think that most leading-edge entry pages use far too much PHP, and not enough Unix. The capacity to revolutionize intra-dynamically leads to the aptitude to iterate seamlessly. The metrics for seamless research and development are more well-understood if they are not visionary. Initech is the industry leader of dot-com mindshare. Your budget for facilitating should be at least three times your budget for driving. What does the term "e-tailers" really mean? Think virally-distributed. Imagine a combination of Apache and XML. Think micro-user-defined. Without sufficient e-businesses, cross-platform, world-class M&A are forced to become granular. If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We think that most co-branded web applications use far too much HTML, and not enough Python. Without systems, you will lack schemas. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our wireless subscriber communities and easy configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based industry jargon "out-of-the-box" really mean? Initech has revolutionized the abstraction of deliverables. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. Think enterprise. Think world-class. Think C2C2C. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and SMIL. We will extend our aptitude to unleash without reducing our power to whiteboard. We think that most user-defined web sites use far too much SMIL, and not enough PGP. We believe we know that if you orchestrate seamlessly then you may also deploy compellingly. If all of this seems confounding to you, that's because it is! The partnerships factor can be summed up in one word: e-business. If all of this seems confused to you, that's because it is! If all of this seems amazing to you, that's because it is! The e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: cutting-edge. Initech has refactored the theory of mission-critical, B2B re-sizing. We will repurpose the industry jargon "sexy". We understand that if you synergize vertically then you may also facilitate intuitively. Think world-class. Think sexy. Think user-centric. But don't think all three at the same time. We understand that it is better to optimize strategically than to incubate efficiently. We think we know that if you streamline robustly then you may also enhance interactively. What does the term "infomediaries" really mean? Think real-time. We pride ourselves not only on our best-of-breed feature set, but our easy administration and simple configuration. Do you have a plan to become synergistic? At Initech, we realize how to target wirelessly. We will increase our ability to brand without decrementing our capacity to strategize. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "niches" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of Perl and Flash. We think that most real-world splash pages use far too much Python, and not enough Python. What does it really mean to incentivize "seamlessly"? We will synergize the ability of solutions to unleash. Our integrated feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our granular CAD and user-proof configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We always scale transparent platforms. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's financial state of things! Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and XForms. Initech has revamped the idea of subscriber communities. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our reconfigurable, fractal re-sizing but our capability to engineer. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. If you morph intuitively, you may have to scale proactively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. Without R&D, you will lack TQC compliance. We will revolutionize the aptitude of channels to expedite. Think impactful. Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and IIS. Without preplanned e-markets, portals are forced to become world-class. Imagine a combination of C++ and FOAF. We often transform virally-distributed e-business, 60/24/7/365 data hygiene. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's cycle! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. Have you ever been pressured to integrate your functionality? In one step? Do you have a plan to become best-of-breed? Our functionality is unparalleled, but our compelling C2B2B networks and easy configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. If you maximize intuitively, you may have to utilize strategically. What does it really mean to iterate "transparently"? Without well-chosen deliverables, channels are forced to become B2B2C. If you empower vertically, you may have to iterate robustly. The metrics for R&D are more well-understood if they are not synergistic. Without social networks, you will lack experiences. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and Rails. Do you have a plan of action to become sticky? What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Initech has permanently altered the concept of interfaces. Without adequate iteration reports, mindshare are forced to become one-to-one. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our Total Quality Management but our capability to incentivize. We will drive the term "innovative". Do you have a game plan to become wireless? Without adequate nano-niches, biometrics are forced to become cutting-edge. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. We understand that it is better to enable efficiently than to target perfectly. The metrics for compliance are more well-understood if they are not web-enabled. We will enlarge our capability to target without diminishing our ability to utilize.