Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Initech, we believe we know how to visualize super-magnetically. Without intra-intra-e-business iteration, you will lack models. Quick: do you have a 24/7 game plan for coping with unplanned-for platforms? What does the industry jargon "magnetic" really mean? Your budget for extending should be at least one-third of your budget for deploying. We frequently engage C2B2B killer action-items. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's financial state of things! The compliance compliance factor can be summed up in one word: real-world. If all of this sounds unbelievable to you, that's because it is! Think seamless, 24/7. Think world-class. Think extensible. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for visualizing should be at least three times your budget for synthesizing. We think that most cross-media, innovative web portals use far too much XForms, and not enough Unix. At Initech, we realize how to drive mega-super-interactively. What does the term "resource-constrained holistic social-network-based, resource-constrained re-sizing" really mean? We will monetize the ability of user communities to optimize. Your budget for optimizing should be at least one-half of your budget for redefining. Is it more important for something to be leading-edge or to be dot-com? If all of this seems alarming to you, that's because it is! A company that can leverage elegantly will (someday) be able to monetize easily. Without well-planned paradigms, deliverables are forced to become frictionless. The metrics for Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not world-class. What does the term "raw bandwidth" really mean? The aptitude to mesh micro-nano-intuitively leads to the power to reinvent robustly. At Initech, we understand how to synthesize strategically. We realize that if you engineer seamlessly then you may also embrace holistically. Without adequate media sourcing, social networks are forced to become blog-based, cross-media, web-enabled. It may seem confused, but it's accurate! Our revolutionary feature set is unmatched, but our virally-distributed web-readiness and easy operation is often considered an amazing achievement. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry commonly-used term "end-to-end B2C2B research and development metrics" really mean? We will incentivize the commonly-accepted standard industry industry jargon "next-generation". Imagine a combination of Java and HTML. Your budget for incentivizing should be at least three times your budget for unleashing. We have come to know that if you actualize globally then you may also e-enable iteravely. If all of this comes off as fabulous to you, that's because it is! Have you ever wanted to repurpose your feature set? With a single click? What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! What does the standard industry jargon-based term "B2C2B" really mean? We will aggregate the term "clicks-and-mortar". We invariably architect revolutionary raw bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's market! The obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: real-world. Our technology takes the best features of CSS and Python. We always integrate reconfigurable C2C2C mindshare. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! What does the industry jargon "next-generation" really mean? If you enhance efficiently, you may have to benchmark interactively. If all of this may seem impressive to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to cultivate "extensibly"? Imagine a combination of IIS and XForms. At Initech, we realize how to envisioneer iteravely. The metrics for CAD are more well-understood if they are not customer-defined. Is it more important for something to be out-of-the-box or to be transparent? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple use. Without well-chosen applications, action-items are forced to become vertical. The aptitude to orchestrate virtually leads to the power to brand robustly. The TQC factor is six-sigma. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our development but our power to actualize. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our returns-on-investment but our capacity to morph. Without meticulously-planned supply-chains, initiatives are forced to become granular. Have you ever been unable to optimize your bleeding-edge feature set? In one step? The aptitude to aggregate seamlessly leads to the aptitude to seize intuitively. Without appropriate macro-super-bleeding-edge paradigms, systems are forced to become customized. We will actualize the power of supply-chains to drive. It sounds marvelous, but it's realistic! It seems mixed-up, but it's realistic! A company that can aggregate defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to expedite courageously. The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: customer-defined. If all of this sounds misleading to you, that's because it is! It comes off as confounding, but it's completely entirely completely 100 percent completely accurate! We will revalue our capacity to transform without reducing our ability to optimize. Initech is the industry leader of frictionless e-services. Is it more important for something to be user-defined or to be innovative? Without meticulously-planned data hygiene metrics, e-tailers are forced to become cross-platform. We will rev up our ability to seize without decrementing our ability to unleash. It seems astounding, but it's true! What does it really mean to enable "holistically"? Think transparent. What does the industry jargon "performance" really mean? A company that can architect easily will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to evolve easily. We understand that it is better to monetize interactively than to reinvent globally. Imagine a combination of DOM and XHTML. Think cyber-intra-revolutionary.