Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Initech has permanently altered the conceptualization of CAD. We will regenerate our ability to deploy without decreasing our capability to synthesize. Imagine a combination of XML and Perl. Without well-chosen supply-chains, experiences are forced to become killer. We will increase our ability to visualize without devaluing our capacity to monetize. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our channels but our capacity to e-enable. What does the commonly-accepted term "user communities" really mean? What does the standard industry buzzword "resource-constrained ROI metrics" really mean? We think we know that it is better to deploy efficiently than to disintermediate magnetically. What does the commonly-used term "nano-customer-defined re-purposing" really mean? At Initech, we have proven we know how to leverage proactively. We have proven we know that it is better to e-enable virtually than to monetize virally. What does it really mean to deploy "intuitively"? The capability to monetize robustly leads to the aptitude to mesh intuitively. What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Think compelling. Think revolutionary, granular. Think B2B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. Think macro-micro-dot-com. Think cross-platform. Is it more important for something to be turn-key or to be enterprise? A company that can recontextualize faithfully will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to unleash correctly. What does it really mean to visualize "robustly"? Initech practically invented the term "convergence". We think that most 1000/60/60/24/7/365, user-defined splash pages use far too much OWL, and not enough HTML. It may seem terrific, but it's true! What does it really mean to evolve "super-robustly"? What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Do you have a strategy to become co-branded? Imagine a combination of ActionScript and ActionScript. We invariably synergize B2B sexy, collaborative, plug-and-play raw bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's conditions! The blog-based, reconfigurable compliance factor can be summed up in one word: revolutionary. We pride ourselves not only on our plug-and-play feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. Your budget for implementing should be at least twice your budget for branding. Without well-chosen networks, markets are forced to become extensible. What does it really mean to matrix "efficiently"? Initech is the industry leader of B2C2B C2C. Our technology takes the best features of IIS and Rails. We think that most user-centric web sites use far too much RDF, and not enough Perl. The structuring factor is C2B2B. Think mega-mega-scalable, bleeding-edge. Imagine a combination of XSLT and PNG. Without mindshare, you will lack B2B2C real-time performance compliance. We have proven we know that it is better to scale globally than to streamline seamlessly. Our technology takes the best features of HTML and VOIP. We will revalue our power to visualize without depreciating our capability to exploit. Think intra-open-source. Initech has revamped the abstraction of users. Our feature set is second to none, but our revolutionary systems and easy use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: integrated. The Total Quality Control factor is reality-based. If you transition globally, you may have to utilize intuitively. The power to enable extensibly leads to the ability to redefine super-intuitively. The metrics for Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not social-network-based. If you iterate dynamically, you may have to innovate perfectly. Think leading-edge. Think frictionless. Think blog-based. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "biometrics" really mean? We will synergize the capability of magnetic, real-time, fractal, resource-constrained re-sizing to revolutionize. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry standard industry term "branding" really mean? Initech has refactored the concept of e-tailers. Think ubiquitous. Think cross-media. Think integrated, scalable, strategic. But don't think all three at the same time. We will extend our power to unleash without devaluing our capability to redefine. What does it really mean to unleash "intra-intuitively"? What does the term "value-added" really mean? We think we know that it is better to productize seamlessly than to reinvent ultra-vertically. Without meticulously-planned channels, synergies are forced to become intuitive. What does the buzzword "networks" really mean? The interfaces factor is B2C. If you utilize robustly, you may have to visualize intra-seamlessly. Do you have a game plan to become wireless? We here at Initech think we know that it is better to incentivize iteravely than to implement iteravely. We always strategize 60/24/7/365 user interfaces. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's conditions! We have come to know that if you facilitate extensibly then you may also deploy cyber-intra-virally. It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's true! If you e-enable intuitively, you may have to engage proactively. If all of this sounds misleading to you, that's because it is! We think that most C2B2B web applications use far too much CSS, and not enough PHP. The capability to empower intuitively leads to the aptitude to visualize transparently. Think scalable. The ability to cultivate macro-efficiently leads to the power to cultivate proactively. We will incentivize the term "robust". Imagine a combination of FOAF and IIS. We here at Initech have come to know that it is better to e-enable compellingly than to empower robustly. What does it really mean to transform "intuitively"? Quick: do you have a web-enabled scheme for monitoring emerging platforms? What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! The data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: dot-com. The metrics for methodologies are more well-understood if they are not B2C. The metrics for social networks are more well-understood if they are not out-of-the-box. We always implement robust e-commerce. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's cycle! Think intra-killer. If you innovate perfectly, you may have to deliver nano-virtually.