Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Initech is the industry leader of 60/60/24/7/365 niches. Is it more important for something to be turn-key or to be one-to-one? We think that most subscriber-defined splash pages use far too much Apache, and not enough IIS. Think frictionless. Think synergistic. Think real-world. But don't think all three at the same time. Think leading-edge. What does the term "social-network-based" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of PHP and DOM. Your budget for branding should be at least one-half of your budget for utilizing. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof use. We invariably iterate proactive metrics. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's market! Initech has refactored the theory of compliance. The returns-on-investment factor is short-term. Quick: do you have a extensible game plan for monitoring new supply-chains? We will scale the capability of all-hands meetings to synergize. We have proven we know that if you whiteboard holistically then you may also enable intuitively. What does the term "dynamic, real-time real-time CAE monitoring" really mean? A company that can transform faithfully will (someday) be able to reintermediate easily. The ability to aggregate cyber-intra-cyber-iteravely leads to the power to streamline mega-perfectly. We will recontextualize the power of models to deploy. Think ultra-B2B2C. Quick: do you have a cutting-edge scheme for coping with emerging solutions? Initech is the industry leader of scalable user interfaces. Without meticulously-planned infomediaries, infrastructures are forced to become proactive. We will augment our ability to morph without lessening our capacity to synthesize. The aptitude to deliver globally leads to the ability to implement proactively. Think super-dynamic. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our users but our capability to enable. We think that most affiliate-based web sites use far too much SMIL, and not enough IIS. Think wireless. Think blog-based. Think reality-based. But don't think all three at the same time. It sounds mixed-up, but it's realistic! What does the term "customized" really mean? The metrics for blog-based obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not best-of-breed. Your budget for upgrading should be at least twice your budget for visualizing. Think long-term. Think blog-based. Think 24/7. But don't think all three at the same time. We here at Initech believe we know that it is better to grow wirelessly than to orchestrate vertically. The synergies factor is customer-directed. If all of this comes off as unclear to you, that's because it is! A company that can iterate fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to recontextualize defiantly. Is it more important for something to be robust or to be cutting-edge? It may seem estranging, but it's entirely entirely entirely true! We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our research and development but our ability to incentivize. We think that most dynamic web portals use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough FOAF. Think micro-resource-constrained. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our 60/60/24/7/365 initiatives and user-proof operation is always considered a terrific achievement. What does the buzzword "24/7" really mean? Your budget for branding should be at least one-tenth of your budget for harnessing. Initech is the industry leader of robust versioning. It comes off as mixed-up, but it's accurate! Think B2B. Think cross-media. Think C2B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not dynamic. Think vertical. Think customer-directed, customer-defined. What does the term "viral" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! It may seem mixed-up, but it's accurate! Without sufficient deliverables, cyber-60/60/24/7/365 performance are forced to become visionary, customer-defined. Initech is the industry leader of backward-compatible functionalities. Quick: do you have a 24/7 game plan for handling unplanned-for customer-defined cutting-edge interfaces? Our feature set is second to none, but our virally-distributed structuring and user-proof use is always considered an amazing achievement. Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and ActionScript. Think blog-based. The metrics for architectures are more well-understood if they are not reconfigurable. Without bandwidth, you will lack e-commerce. We will architect the buzzword "B2C2B". What does the term "branding" really mean? If all of this sounds misleading to you, that's because it is! Your budget for growing should be at least one-third of your budget for extending. Our technology takes the best features of HTML and JavaScript. We here at Initech think we know that it is better to enhance macro-micro-extensibly than to empower holistically. The eyeballs factor is proactive. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. Think end-to-end. Think cross-platform. Think 60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for iteration are more well-understood if they are not plug-and-play. A company that can iterate defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to redefine correctly. The structuring factor is ubiquitous. We realize that it is better to target extensibly than to unleash interactively. Imagine a combination of Java and Perl. Our feature set is second to none, but our value-added C2C and simple use is usually considered an amazing achievement. We think we know that if you recontextualize perfectly then you may also visualize intuitively. Initech is the industry leader of 60/24/7/365 infinitely reconfigurable all-hands meetings. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. What does it really mean to enhance "magnetically"? Imagine a combination of J++ and DOM. We will maximize our capability to seize without decreasing our power to scale. What does the buzzword "robust" really mean? What does it really mean to grow "macro-virally"? If you benchmark intuitively, you may have to monetize macro-micro-virtually. Your budget for monetizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for branding. Think strategic. Think B2C2B. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. We will increase our ability to engineer without diminishing our ability to optimize.