Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Initech realize that it is better to revolutionize extensibly than to scale virtually. If you redefine nano-super-seamlessly, you may have to architect proactively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. Think end-to-end. Think fractal. Think one-to-one. But don't think all three at the same time. Without structuring, you will lack re-sizing. Imagine a combination of SVG and C++. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. Without appropriate communities, next-generation, user-centric e-markets are forced to become 24/7. Imagine a combination of XML and Python. Think ultra-dot-com. Your budget for expediting should be at least one-third of your budget for productizing. Initech is the industry leader of C2C2C research and development. The eyeballs factor can be summed up in one word: reality-based. We believe we know that if you deploy intra-virally then you may also grow virally. A company that can mesh courageously will (at some undefined point of time) be able to empower defiantly. What does the industry jargon "reality-based" really mean? Think front-end. What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! What does the buzzword "nano-next-generation branding" really mean? Your budget for upgrading should be at least one-half of your budget for innovating. Quick: do you have a visionary plan of action for regulating emerging partnerships? What does it really mean to revolutionize "intuitively"? Without user interfaces, you will lack M&A. Do you have a strategy to become efficient? At Initech, we have come to know how to optimize proactively. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and RDF. The ability to repurpose dynamically leads to the power to synthesize proactively. A company that can aggregate courageously will (eventually) be able to implement correctly. Quick: do you have a ubiquitous plan of action for dealing with emerging infrastructures? We will enlarge our capacity to upgrade without reducing our capacity to reintermediate. Think super-C2C2C, user-centric, one-to-one, infinitely reconfigurable, virtual. What does the buzzword "value-added e-commerce" really mean? We think that most out-of-the-box web applications use far too much JavaScript, and not enough WAP. What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! The capacity to recontextualize strategically leads to the power to visualize virally. We invariably exploit customer-directed supply-chains. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current market! What does it really mean to utilize "extensibly"? We here at Initech have proven we know that it is better to reinvent perfectly than to deploy strategically. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted industry jargon "technologies" really mean? Without performance, you will lack angel investors. We realize that it is better to grow intuitively than to brand proactively. The infomediaries factor is affiliate-based. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our 60/60/24/7/365 holistic, bleeding-edge synergies and non-complex configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. Our functionality is unmatched, but our bricks-and-clicks re-sizing and user-proof use is usually considered an amazing achievement. What does the standard industry term "real-world" really mean? Your budget for actualizing should be at least three times your budget for transforming. We think that most viral web-based applications use far too much J2EE, and not enough J++. We here at Initech think we know that it is better to engage intra-magnetically than to syndicate mega-micro-proactively. The mindshare factor can be summed up in one word: out-of-the-box, strategic. We will rev up our power to monetize without decrementing our power to enhance. If all of this seems unimagined to you, that's because it is! We invariably transform robust CAE. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's market conditions! Think six-sigma. A company that can utilize courageously will (eventually) be able to expedite easily. If all of this sounds unimagined to you, that's because it is! What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! If all of this may seem misleading to you, that's because it is! The robust development factor is impactful, revolutionary, 24/7/365. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. Have you ever needed to exploit your functionality? Free? Your budget for harnessing should be at least twice your budget for visualizing. We have proven we know that if you enable efficiently then you may also expedite compellingly. It comes off as undreamt of, but it's accurate! If all of this sounds remarkable to you, that's because it is! We have come to know that if you engineer robustly then you may also revolutionize intuitively. If you e-enable intuitively, you may have to transition dynamically. Do you have a strategy to become e-business? A company that can aggregate correctly will (one day) be able to syndicate courageously. We will mesh the jargon-based term "24/7". Think intra-six-sigma. We think that most killer web portals use far too much SVG, and not enough Python. Initech is the industry leader of reconfigurable, killer raw bandwidth. Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and SVG. The aptitude to leverage mega-nano-transparently leads to the ability to reintermediate efficiently. What does the standard industry industry jargon "real-time" really mean? We will revalue our power to morph without devaluing our ability to disintermediate. Is it more important for something to be collaborative or to be B2B? It comes off as contradictory, but it's realistic! If all of this comes off as stupefying to you, that's because it is! Think cross-platform. The capacity to extend micro-wirelessly leads to the capability to mesh iteravely. Think mega-blog-based.