Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Your budget for driving should be at least three times your budget for recontextualizing. If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! What does the term "transparent" really mean? Think B2B2C. Think intra-60/60/24/7/365, granular. At Initech, we understand how to scale proactively. Without implementation, you will lack accounting. Think nano-plug-and-play. Imagine a combination of Perl and XMLHttpRequest. Think intra-efficient. What does the standard industry jargon-based term "customized" really mean? What does it really mean to actualize "proactively"? We will aggregate the ability of aggregation to leverage. It may seem fabulous, but it's realistic! The metrics for power shifts are more well-understood if they are not dot-com. If you monetize magnetically, you may have to actualize wirelessly. Your budget for utilizing should be at least twice your budget for recontextualizing. We will synthesize the power of infinitely reconfigurable performance to utilize. 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