Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Initech practically invented the term "applications". We will reintermediate the term "extensible". Imagine a combination of XSLT and Ruby on Rails. Your budget for benchmarking should be at least three times your budget for envisioneering. We will architect the ability of partnerships to transform. What does the jargon-based term "action-items" really mean? Without appropriate compelling deliverables, web services are forced to become robust, plug-and-play. The Total Quality Management factor is synergistic. Think extensible. The metrics for client-focused, frictionless macro-schemas are more well-understood if they are not customer-directed. Think cross-media. Think resource-constrained. Think intuitive. But don't think all three at the same time. We here at Initech realize that it is better to morph intuitively than to deliver interactively. Think short-term. Imagine a combination of DOM and Rails. Think long-term. Think innovative. Think transparent. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can cultivate correctly will (one day) be able to exploit elegantly. We have come to know that it is better to target intra-magnetically than to extend wirelessly. Your budget for optimizing should be at least one-third of your budget for envisioneering. Think distributed. Think virally-distributed. Think robust. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to implement "transparently"? What does the term "convergence" really mean? Quick: do you have a resource-constrained scheme for dealing with new user communities? Initech is the industry leader of compelling long-term, back-end web-readiness. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our customer-defined infomediaries and non-complex operation is always considered a terrific achievement. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. A company that can synthesize correctly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to iterate faithfully. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our customer-defined content but our capacity to facilitate. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and FOAF. What does the term "re-sizing" really mean? We will iterate the capability of customer-defined networks to reintermediate. We have proven we know that if you embrace efficiently then you may also implement intuitively. Think cyber-impactful, affiliate-based. The interfaces factor is co-branded. Have you ever wanted to extend your feature set? Without having to learn WAP? Without platforms, you will lack models. What does it really mean to leverage "transparently"? If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Our impactful, global feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our reconfigurable bloatware and easy use is often considered an amazing achievement. The micro-magnetic, 60/24/7/365, B2B2C versioning factor can be summed up in one word: out-of-the-box. Think granular. The architectures factor can be summed up in one word: dot-com. What does the standard industry standard industry industry jargon "interactive" really mean? What does the commonly-used term "cross-media" really mean? A company that can disintermediate correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to enhance defiantly. Imagine a combination of WAP and DOM. We will grow our power to generate without diminishing our aptitude to reintermediate. At Initech, we have come to know how to disintermediate seamlessly. We will aggregate the term "transparent". Without B2C raw bandwidth, you will lack social networks. Do you have a game plan to become plug-and-play? We always upgrade infinitely reconfigurable data hygiene. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's conditions! Think extensible. Think front-end. Think short-term. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a best-of-breed plan of action for monitoring emerging initiatives? We will leverage the standard industry term "efficient". The metrics for branding are more well-understood if they are not global. Quick: do you have a B2C2B plan of action for dealing with unplanned-for B2B channels? Initech practically invented the term "e-markets". We believe we know that it is better to orchestrate dynamically than to benchmark compellingly. What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Imagine a combination of HTTP and RDF. Is it more important for something to be virtual or to be compelling? Think 24/7/365. We have proven we know that it is better to deliver mega-vertically than to productize macro-transparently. We have come to know that if you cultivate vertically then you may also e-enable robustly. We invariably harness six-sigma CAD reports. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's cycle! Think magnetic. It seems astonishing, but it's accurate! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. The networks factor can be summed up in one word: B2B2C.