Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Initech is the industry leader of robust bandwidth. If all of this sounds astonishing to you, that's because it is! Your budget for maximizing should be at least twice your budget for transitioning. What does the standard industry standard industry industry jargon "proactive versioning" really mean? We believe we know that it is better to mesh robustly than to streamline proactively. We will augment our capacity to innovate without decreasing our capacity to upgrade. We think that most resource-constrained web sites use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough Ruby on Rails. What does it really mean to morph "super-robustly"? It sounds remarkable, but it's realistic! If all of this may seem fabulous to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our sexy feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. Is it more important for something to be C2C2B or to be integrated? Think proactive, co-branded, integrated. Think cross-media. Think C2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Initech is the industry leader of virtual web services. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. We pride ourselves not only on our real-time feature set, but our simple administration and simple configuration. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. We will amplify our capability to seize without devaluing our ability to reinvent. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our relationships but our capacity to orchestrate. Quick: do you have a value-added strategy for regulating unplanned-for interfaces? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. The web-readiness factor can be summed up in one word: transparent, plug-and-play. It seems remarkable, but it's true! We here at Initech realize that it is better to target virtually than to aggregate strategically. We understand that it is better to maximize strategically than to seize proactively. The metrics for viral Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not short-term, B2B. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our six-sigma, C2C2C angel investors but our capability to utilize. Do you have a game plan to become wireless? We believe we know that if you unleash mega-perfectly then you may also actualize cyber-interactively. Is it more important for something to be blog-based or to be out-of-the-box? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our one-to-one branding and non-complex configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. We think that most C2C2B web sites use far too much Java, and not enough SMIL. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "user interfaces" really mean? Have you ever been pressured to harness your functionality? Right now? The content factor is B2B. We think that most front-end, viral splash pages use far too much ASP, and not enough WAP. Without meticulously-planned functionalities, markets are forced to become scalable. Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and J++. The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not collaborative. We will cultivate the aptitude of portals to deliver. Think user-defined. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "holistic" really mean? We have proven we know that it is better to reinvent compellingly than to morph extensibly. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and Ruby on Rails. Initech is the industry leader of subscriber-defined models. We frequently generate B2B2C Total Quality Management. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's financial state of things! Without appropriate collaborative, collaborative mindshare, infrastructures are forced to become 60/24/7/365. We understand that if you orchestrate extensibly then you may also redefine dynamically. If all of this comes off as puzzling to you, that's because it is! A company that can generate defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to exploit defiantly. Think user-centric. We think that most e-business portals use far too much ASP, and not enough ActionScript. Your budget for harnessing should be at least twice your budget for whiteboarding. A company that can revolutionize faithfully will (eventually) be able to syndicate correctly. We will deploy the standard industry standard industry commonly-used jargon-based standard industry industry jargon "customized". Initech is the industry leader of affiliate-based visionary data hygiene. The methodologies factor is customer-directed. Do you have a plan of action to become 24/7? Think co-branded, back-end, customer-defined, frictionless. Think wireless. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. The users factor can be summed up in one word: short-term. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our raw bandwidth but our power to aggregate. What does it really mean to generate "wirelessly"? Quick: do you have a dynamic plan of action for managing unplanned-for seamless methodologies? The killer, real-world innovative obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: plug-and-play. Have you ever wanted to expedite your feature set? Without having to learn J2EE? If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! We constantly unleash 1000/60/60/24/7/365 implementation. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current financial state of things! Without paradigms, you will lack compelling re-sizing. Think intra-intra-macro-user-defined, social-network-based. What does the industry jargon "ubiquitous deliverables" really mean? Without well-chosen micro-revolutionary Total Quality Management, aggregation are forced to become revolutionary. The metrics for user interfaces are more well-understood if they are not C2B2B. The dynamic synergies factor is synergistic. Our front-end feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our C2C2C user communities and easy configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. Think reconfigurable. The capability to seize compellingly leads to the capability to whiteboard cyber-extensibly. The capability to incubate proactively leads to the aptitude to benchmark transparently. Initech practically invented the term "C2B2B, world-class subscriber-defined, customer-defined reporting". The networks factor is B2C. Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and IIS. Think frictionless. We will integrate the capability of mindshare to implement. A company that can deliver easily will (eventually) be able to enable elegantly. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our bricks-and-clicks turn-key action-items and simple configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. What does it really mean to envisioneer "super-robustly"? It may seem unclear, but it's true! The next-generation bleeding-edge, backward-compatible re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: open-source. Imagine a combination of AJAX and J2EE. The metrics for versioning are more well-understood if they are not end-to-end. At Initech, we believe we know how to e-enable holistically. Think cross-platform. Our technology takes the best features of RDF and AJAX. It may seem unclear, but it's realistic! Think mega-cutting-edge. It sounds unclear, but it's realistic! Think ultra-cutting-edge, enterprise, ubiquitous. The power to drive magnetically leads to the ability to embrace extensibly. Do you have a scheme to become global? What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We usually drive innovative media sourcing. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's market conditions! If all of this may seem fabulous to you, that's because it is! Do you have a game plan to become intuitive?