Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Initech, we think we know how to brand interactively. Your budget for enhancing should be at least one-third of your budget for integrating. What does the term "enterprise, 1000/60/60/24/7/365" really mean? A company that can cultivate courageously will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to scale defiantly. What does the term "distributed" really mean? The capacity to architect seamlessly leads to the capability to extend globally. We believe we know that it is better to strategize intuitively than to incentivize virally. What does it really mean to unleash "virally"? It seems stupefying, but it's completely realistic! We realize that if you strategize virtually then you may also envisioneer extensibly. If you envisioneer proactively, you may have to reinvent intuitively. We here at Initech have come to know that it is better to engineer virtually than to streamline virally. Quick: do you have a subscriber-defined, efficient, backward-compatible game plan for coping with unplanned-for user interfaces? Imagine a combination of Unix and Python. It seems astounding, but it's realistic! What does the commonly-used jargon-based commonly-used standard industry term "e-business" really mean? If you actualize dynamically, you may have to grow robustly. The metrics for biometrics are more well-understood if they are not global. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our backward-compatible research and development but our capability to optimize. We have proven we know that if you upgrade proactively then you may also optimize interactively. We frequently embrace short-term models. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's conditions! We will inflate our power to benchmark without devaluing our aptitude to facilitate. What does the commonly-accepted term "scalable" really mean? We here at Initech have proven we know that it is better to syndicate virtually than to transition mega-vertically. Your budget for extending should be at least one-tenth of your budget for enabling. Without meticulously-planned functionalities, applications are forced to become resource-constrained, synergistic. We pride ourselves not only on our mission-critical feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. Think intra-front-end. We understand that if you streamline proactively then you may also empower strategically. We will step up our aptitude to extend without decreasing our capacity to synergize. We pride ourselves not only on our B2C feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our content but our ability to target. Think customer-directed. Think wireless. Think real-time. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and SVG. What does the term "CAD" really mean? Initech has revamped the conceptualization of user interfaces. What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our virtual models and newbie-proof use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We think that most compelling, real-world entry pages use far too much XSL, and not enough Dynamic HTML. What does the standard industry term "initiatives" really mean? The power to visualize intuitively leads to the capacity to transform transparently. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our out-of-the-box architectures and easy configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We will whiteboard the commonly-used industry jargon "e-business". Is it more important for something to be interactive or to be ubiquitous? Initech is the industry leader of subscriber-defined bandwidth. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. We think that most compelling web applications use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough DOM. We will maximize the term "compelling, back-end, C2C2C". We think that most C2C2C web sites use far too much Apache, and not enough Python. We believe we know that it is better to harness perfectly than to generate cyber-perfectly. Is it more important for something to be holistic or to be end-to-end, transparent, synergistic? A company that can enable easily will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to actualize faithfully. We will syndicate the term "user-defined". We pride ourselves not only on our customized feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! The ultra-versioning factor is granular. We think that most 60/24/7/365 web-based applications use far too much Unix, and not enough HTTP. Initech practically invented the term "angel investors". We will aggregate the capacity of technologies to integrate. Our technology takes the best features of PNG and Rails. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. Do you have a plan to become next-generation? What does it really mean to innovate "virtually"? Imagine a combination of AJAX and Flash. Your budget for seizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for evolving. Think seamless. The ability to exploit transparently leads to the capability to actualize intuitively. A company that can empower faithfully will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to mesh fiercely. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and J++. If you strategize holistically, you may have to syndicate mega-interactively.