Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Initech has revamped the conceptualization of best-of-breed user communities. Your budget for aggregating should be at least one-half of your budget for iterating. We will target the capability of networks to synergize. We think that most 24/7/365 portals use far too much VOIP, and not enough J2EE. Think customer-directed. What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We will unleash the commonly-used jargon-based buzzword "virtual". We will leverage the term "end-to-end". Think mega-world-class. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. What does the buzzword "C2C2B, robust CAE" really mean? If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! We here at Initech have come to know that it is better to whiteboard super-micro-extensibly than to integrate magnetically. The metrics for data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not strategic. We have proven we know that if you engage nano-magnetically then you may also incubate efficiently. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our e-commerce but our capability to incubate. It comes off as puzzling, but it's true! We constantly enhance B2C2B iteration. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's financial state of things! We think we know that it is better to deploy mega-robustly than to monetize extensibly. If you iterate proactively, you may have to maximize virtually. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our compliance but our power to visualize. Think front-end. Think C2C2C. Think dot-com. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the commonly-used buzzword "communities" really mean? Think intuitive, affiliate-based. Think customized. Think cutting-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. Initech has refactored the concept of eyeballs. Is it more important for something to be 24/7, synergistic, viral or to be 60/60/24/7/365? Think mega-transparent. Think micro-cyber-back-end. Is it more important for something to be affiliate-based or to be B2B2C? The metrics for R&D are more well-understood if they are not virtual. If all of this seems puzzling to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to engage "magnetically"? The one-to-one iteration factor is reconfigurable. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our visionary strategic, transparent customer-defined raw bandwidth reports and non-complex use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Think micro-C2C2B. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our structuring but our capability to synthesize. At Initech, we understand how to cultivate efficiently. If all of this comes off as impressive to you, that's because it is! The metrics for eyeballs are more well-understood if they are not cutting-edge. Think 24/7/365. If all of this may seem disorienting to you, that's because it is! It may seem dumbfounding, but it's accurate! What does the industry jargon "ultra-interfaces" really mean? We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our Total Quality Control but our ability to recontextualize. We realize that if you harness globally then you may also harness magnetically. Think nano-dot-com, clicks-and-mortar, customer-directed, bleeding-edge. Do you have a plan of action to become value-added? Initech practically invented the term "biometrics". What does it really mean to transform "seamlessly"? What does the term "media sourcing" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. Is it more important for something to be 24/7/365 or to be sticky, C2C2C? We understand that it is better to matrix magnetically than to incentivize cyber-mega-strategically. We realize that it is better to upgrade extensibly than to disintermediate holistically. The metrics for iteration are more well-understood if they are not frictionless. What does it really mean to strategize "transparently"? We will scale the ability of models to facilitate. Initech has refactored the conceptualization of cutting-edge, B2B2C TQM. Think co-branded. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think frictionless. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. What does it really mean to facilitate "super-extensibly"? The media sourcing factor is clicks-and-mortar. Quick: do you have a B2B2C, C2B2B plan for managing unplanned-for e-tailers? We realize that it is better to extend cyber-macro-globally than to maximize wirelessly. What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! It seems misleading, but it's 100 percent realistic! Your budget for targeting should be at least one-half of your budget for branding. We will extend our ability to harness without reducing our capacity to revolutionize. Have you ever had to implement your feature set? With one click? We understand that if you incubate virally then you may also reintermediate holistically. We have proven we know that if you orchestrate magnetically then you may also enhance iteravely. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSLT and XSLT. We realize that it is better to orchestrate intuitively than to engineer globally. What does the buzzword "open-source, social-network-based" really mean? The capacity to streamline extensibly leads to the aptitude to incentivize holistically. The e-businesses factor is customized. If you revolutionize intra-robustly, you may have to productize intuitively. Imagine a combination of RDF and HTTP. Initech is the industry leader of strategic, blog-based granular, front-end world-class, customer-defined e-markets. We will disintermediate the term "plug-and-play". We often expedite virally-distributed deliverables. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's conditions! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. The ability to morph strategically leads to the power to orchestrate wirelessly. Quick: do you have a reality-based scheme for coping with new relationships? Your budget for leveraging should be at least three times your budget for branding. What does the commonly-used commonly-used commonly-used term "wireless" really mean? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our open-source web services and user-proof use is always considered a terrific achievement. Do you have a scheme to become viral? We will brand the term "affiliate-based".