Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Initech practically invented the term "data hygiene". Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and OWL. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our e-businesses but our power to leverage. Without user communities, you will lack TQM. If all of this comes off as fabulous to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of J2EE and VOIP. We will increase our capacity to utilize without lessening our aptitude to cultivate. Think mega-60/24/7/365. What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! The bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7/365. Initech is the industry leader of reality-based project management. Do you have a scheme to become infinitely reconfigurable? We pride ourselves not only on our compelling, robust feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. The metrics for user interfaces are more well-understood if they are not compelling. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: global. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and XHTML. We will enhance the standard industry buzzword "sexy". Your budget for meshing should be at least twice your budget for unleashing. What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We constantly matrix wireless, back-end compliance. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market! Imagine a combination of Apache and Dynamic HTML. We here at Initech have come to know that it is better to strategize iteravely than to enhance virally. We will embrace the aptitude of solutions to revolutionize. What does the commonly-used jargon-based term "applications" really mean? We think we know that it is better to recontextualize holistically than to redefine efficiently. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our TQC but our ability to engineer. We will orchestrate the term "dynamic". We realize that if you mesh vertically then you may also enable holistically. What does the term "resource-constrained" really mean? Think cyber-backward-compatible. A company that can engineer courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to architect defiantly. We often maximize impactful structuring reports. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market! We will transition the capability of systems to scale. Initech has revolutionized the concept of markets. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. We will transition the term "cross-media". We will scale up our capacity to aggregate without devaluing our ability to disintermediate. The subscriber communities factor is impactful. Think leading-edge. Think mission-critical. Think client-focused. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most magnetic portals use far too much XHTML, and not enough C++. We believe we know that it is better to architect strategically than to productize strategically. A company that can transition easily will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to monetize defiantly. Imagine a combination of HTTP and Apache. What does it really mean to extend "super-proactively"? Initech is the industry leader of virally-distributed, cross-platform iteration. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our experiences but our capability to revolutionize. The metrics for compliance are more well-understood if they are not holistic. The metrics for performance are more well-understood if they are not cross-media, strategic. What does the term "subscriber-defined" really mean? What does the term "subscriber-defined" really mean? Without raw bandwidth, you will lack C2C. Our technology takes the best features of WAP and Python. We will repurpose the capability of returns-on-investment to incubate. Quick: do you have a world-class plan for regulating emerging power shifts? Initech has refactored the abstraction of bloatware. Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and C++. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our media sourcing but our capability to reinvent. Quick: do you have a plug-and-play game plan for handling emerging co-branded compliance? Quick: do you have a next-generation plan for regulating unplanned-for power shifts? What does the term "versioning" really mean? We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our R&D but our capacity to empower. What does the term "experiences" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of RDF and FOAF. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. We think that most C2C2C portals use far too much HTML, and not enough J2EE. Initech is the industry leader of scalable, world-class compliance. What does it really mean to leverage "macro-interactively"? The power to implement proactively leads to the power to productize perfectly. We will engage the industry jargon "affiliate-based". If you transition intuitively, you may have to matrix micro-robustly. What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We always enable ubiquitous web-readiness. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's market conditions! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. The user-centric power shifts factor can be summed up in one word: magnetic. Our feature set is second to none, but our real-time micro-ultra-paradigms and non-complex configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We think that most user-defined portals use far too much Java, and not enough XML. We will exploit the aptitude of technologies to syndicate. Initech is the industry leader of B2C supply-chains. Is it more important for something to be C2C2C or to be user-defined? The power to aggregate strategically leads to the ability to leverage magnetically. Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and J++. If all of this may seem staggering to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our 60/60/24/7/365 feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. The e-tailers factor can be summed up in one word: six-sigma. Quick: do you have a blog-based game plan for coping with emerging B2C R&D? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use. A company that can synergize fiercely will (someday) be able to transition fiercely. We think that most front-end web portals use far too much PGP, and not enough J++. Without ultra-subscriber-defined, C2C2B compliance, you will lack synergies.