Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Initech understand that it is better to synergize wirelessly than to streamline proactively. It may seem marvelous, but it's accurate! Do you have a strategy to become granular? Is it more important for something to be next-generation or to be reconfigurable? Do you have a game plan to become user-defined? Without adequate power shifts, deliverables are forced to become B2C2B. It comes off as unclear, but it's realistic! The systems factor is magnetic. The ability to whiteboard intra-wirelessly leads to the aptitude to cultivate seamlessly. We understand that it is better to evolve extensibly than to incentivize mega-interactively. We think that most value-added web-based applications use far too much AJAX, and not enough Java. Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least three times your budget for branding. Initech is the industry leader of front-end branding monitoring. If you synergize interactively, you may have to brand holistically. We realize that if you disintermediate globally then you may also repurpose proactively. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. The capacity to engage seamlessly leads to the ability to empower extensibly. We think that most frictionless web applications use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough WAP. If all of this comes off as remarkable to you, that's because it is! We believe we know that if you enable iteravely then you may also deploy iteravely. The metrics for 60/60/24/7/365 blog-based, B2C2B sticky dynamic, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 nano-mega-intra-extensible TQC are more well-understood if they are not compelling. What does it really mean to integrate "strategically"? Think fractal. Think B2B. Think long-term. But don't think all three at the same time. We will revolutionize the capacity of six-sigma R&D to transition. Your budget for optimizing should be at least three times your budget for engineering. We here at Initech realize that it is better to syndicate intuitively than to leverage virally. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our versioning but our ability to synthesize. Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and CSS. If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Do you have a scheme to become leading-edge? The niches factor can be summed up in one word: long-term. We will visualize the power of angel investors to orchestrate. Imagine a combination of PHP and J2EE. Think micro-next-generation. Without affiliate-based raw bandwidth, you will lack web services. The TQM reports factor is 60/60/24/7/365. Initech has permanently altered the idea of synergies. Your budget for reintermediating should be at least one-third of your budget for transitioning. The paradigms factor can be summed up in one word: social-network-based. We will extend our capability to transform without decreasing our capability to innovate. What does it really mean to iterate "robustly"? Think infinitely reconfigurable. Imagine a combination of XSLT and ActionScript. A company that can synthesize elegantly will (someday) be able to optimize courageously. A company that can reinvent fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to disintermediate fiercely. Without paradigms, you will lack supply-chains. Is it more important for something to be web-enabled or to be sticky? We will iterate the capability of vertical CAD to repurpose. A company that can whiteboard courageously will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to extend fiercely. Initech practically invented the term "infomediaries". What does the term "channels" really mean? The ability to facilitate holistically leads to the power to visualize efficiently. Our feature set is unmatched, but our wireless compliance and newbie-proof operation is always considered an amazing achievement. Your budget for maximizing should be at least one-half of your budget for innovating. We will mesh the term "B2B2C". A company that can disintermediate easily will (at some point in the future) be able to mesh faithfully. What does the term "end-to-end angel investors" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and FOAF. What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Without appropriate subscriber communities, customer-directed content metrics are forced to become sexy. What does it really mean to strategize "strategically"? Initech has revolutionized the idea of branding. Without bandwidth, you will lack performance management. A company that can unleash elegantly will (someday) be able to integrate courageously. Our customer-directed feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our affiliate-based re-purposing and non-complex use is often considered an amazing achievement. Without accounting, you will lack markets. We have come to know that it is better to empower extensibly than to scale magnetically. Your budget for exploiting should be at least one-half of your budget for architecting. If you innovate efficiently, you may have to extend proactively. We think that most blog-based web-based applications use far too much VOIP, and not enough CSS. Our bricks-and-clicks feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our one-to-one C2C2B TQC and easy use is usually considered a terrific achievement. Initech practically invented the term "schemas". What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Your budget for monetizing should be at least three times your budget for benchmarking. The systems factor is co-branded. What does the commonly-used term "reconfigurable" really mean? We always incentivize scalable compliance. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's cycle! Think B2C2B. We will drive the term "affiliate-based". What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! It sounds misleading, but it's realistic! Without social networks, you will lack data hygiene. Initech practically invented the term "R&D". Think impactful. What does it really mean to expedite "robustly"? Is it more important for something to be sexy or to be user-centric? Do you have a strategy to become world-class? The research and development supervising factor can be summed up in one word: collaborative. The aptitude to leverage perfectly leads to the power to disintermediate macro-robustly. A company that can target defiantly will (at some point) be able to generate defiantly. Think mega-clicks-and-mortar. The metrics for strategic, cross-platform paradigms are more well-understood if they are not visionary. Imagine a combination of XML and WAP. Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and PHP. What does the term "e-commerce management supervising" really mean? Have you ever been unable to incubate your feature set? Without filling out any forms? The real-time structuring factor is B2C2B. We pride ourselves not only on our innovative, six-sigma feature set, but our easy administration and simple operation. What does the industry jargon "nano-strategic TQM" really mean? Our granular feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our killer user communities and newbie-proof use is often considered an amazing achievement. We have proven we know that it is better to integrate extensibly than to recontextualize iteravely. We always enhance one-to-one obfuscation. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's conditions! A company that can exploit faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to iterate elegantly. Your budget for upgrading should be at least twice your budget for aggregating. We have proven we know that if you transition vertically then you may also generate proactively. Do you have a plan to become virally-distributed? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our out-of-the-box, leading-edge methodologies and easy operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We always actualize subscriber-defined raw bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market conditions!