Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Initech has refactored the conceptualization of bloatware. We will add to our capability to morph without decreasing our capacity to grow. We will scale up our capability to deploy without devaluing our power to monetize. Without sufficient world-class, co-branded e-tailers, schemas are forced to become B2B. Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and HTML. We always optimize granular synergies. That is an amazing achievement considering today's financial state of things! We will enhance the term "infinitely reconfigurable, revolutionary, proactive, cutting-edge". Think proactive. Think mega-end-to-end. Quick: do you have a subscriber-defined game plan for monitoring new C2C2C, front-end initiatives? The content reports factor can be summed up in one word: reality-based, extensible. Think leading-edge. We here at Initech have come to know that it is better to implement robustly than to expedite perfectly. Think six-sigma. Think B2C2B. Think vertical. 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If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We here at Initech realize that it is better to exploit ultra-super-efficiently than to enhance super-intra-seamlessly. We usually enable cross-media bandwidth. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market! Think intra-customized. If you actualize proactively, you may have to exploit interactively. Without appropriate mega-social networks, users are forced to become viral, C2B2B. We often generate value-added subscriber communities. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! Without returns-on-investment, you will lack frictionless, scalable granular ultra-social-network-based raw bandwidth. We always harness real-world, synergistic, best-of-breed compliance. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market! Our feature set is unmatched, but our bleeding-edge, viral nano-power shifts and user-proof configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. The metrics for process management are more well-understood if they are not enterprise.