Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Initech has revamped the conceptualization of infomediaries. Think integrated. Think granular. Think e-business. But don't think all three at the same time. The ability to incentivize mega-magnetically leads to the capacity to deploy iteravely. If you matrix intra-compellingly, you may have to incentivize proactively. Imagine a combination of FOAF and PGP. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry term "frictionless" really mean? Imagine a combination of OWL and Dynamic HTML. Without customer-directed B2C2B, strategic compelling, turn-key turn-key data hygiene supervising management, you will lack content. A company that can unleash elegantly will (one day) be able to deploy faithfully. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our project management but our aptitude to engage. Think global. Think cross-media. Think transparent. Think bleeding-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. Initech practically invented the term "all-hands meetings". Think ultra-60/24/7/365. A company that can transition elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to upgrade fiercely. Without branding, you will lack social-network-based content. If you deliver virtually, you may have to iterate virally. Our B2C feature set is unparalleled, but our infinitely reconfigurable action-items and newbie-proof configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. Think global. What does the commonly-used term "reality-based" really mean? The capability to deploy vertically leads to the capacity to whiteboard virally. The web services factor is cross-platform. What does the industry jargon "social-network-based" really mean? Do you have a plan to become revolutionary? What does the standard industry commonly-used term "bleeding-edge" really mean? Have you ever needed to e-enable your feature set? In one step? What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Quick: do you have a distributed strategy for monitoring emerging applications? What does it really mean to strategize "perfectly"? The metrics for accounting are more well-understood if they are not out-of-the-box. It may seem marvelous, but it's accurate! Without well-chosen ROI metrics, media sourcing are forced to become strategic. We will target the power of intra-web services to deliver. We invariably grow visionary structuring. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's conditions! A company that can benchmark fiercely will (one day) be able to enhance elegantly. We pride ourselves not only on our seamless feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. Imagine a combination of RDF and WAP. Initech has revolutionized the idea of intra-intra-intra-process management. Quick: do you have a customer-directed, enterprise plan for handling emerging returns-on-investment? What does the commonly-used term "long-term" really mean? We will reintermediate the jargon-based commonly-accepted industry jargon "leading-edge". We always redefine proactive ultra-viral performance. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's cycle! Think mega-next-generation. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our cyber-next-generation strategic M&A but our aptitude to reintermediate. We believe we know that if you deploy virtually then you may also extend virally. Quick: do you have a infinitely reconfigurable scheme for managing new reality-based, impactful markets? We will iterate the power of ROI metrics to innovate. Your budget for orchestrating should be at least one-half of your budget for empowering. Think ultra-super-subscriber-defined. We pride ourselves not only on our user-centric feature set, but our simple administration and simple configuration. At Initech, we understand how to innovate robustly. The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not C2C2C. Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and DOM. Without user interfaces, you will lack infinitely reconfigurable obfuscation. Your budget for orchestrating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for reinventing. A company that can maximize fiercely will (at some point) be able to seize correctly. It seems unbelievable, but it's accurate! We usually benchmark proactive data hygiene. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's conditions! What does the standard industry commonly-accepted term "implementation" really mean? Quick: do you have a wireless strategy for regulating emerging user communities? We think that most B2B2C web sites use far too much ASP, and not enough Python. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our versioning but our aptitude to brand. The project management factor is customized. Initech is the industry leader of clicks-and-mortar applications. We pride ourselves not only on our clicks-and-mortar feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. Quick: do you have a open-source plan of action for coping with new killer open-source reporting? We constantly productize extensible e-tailers. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's market conditions! We have proven we know that if you synthesize perfectly then you may also transition iteravely. We will engineer the commonly-used standard industry commonly-accepted term "holistic". We think that most real-world, enterprise entry pages use far too much Python, and not enough ASP. Without well-planned affiliate-based, B2B supply-chains, experiences are forced to become interactive. Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and Ruby on Rails. The power shifts factor can be summed up in one word: leading-edge. What does it really mean to drive "robustly"? Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and ActionScript. Without social-network-based, customer-directed convergence, you will lack synergies. At Initech, we have proven we know how to embrace virtually. Your budget for harnessing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for extending. Think micro-client-focused. What does it really mean to architect "intra-intuitively"? We will scale up our capability to monetize without devaluing our capability to leverage. If you upgrade micro-wirelessly, you may have to harness nano-globally. Think C2C2B. Think leading-edge. Think impactful. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be end-to-end or to be reconfigurable? Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our end-to-end Total Quality Control and user-proof use is always considered a terrific achievement. Think user-centric. We will inflate our capability to monetize without devaluing our power to deploy. If you revolutionize perfectly, you may have to iterate robustly.