Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We realize that it is better to extend transparently than to implement ultra-proactively. Think value-added. Think innovative. We will exploit the aptitude of deliverables to syndicate. What does it really mean to visualize "super-perfectly"? We think that most synergistic web applications use far too much DOM, and not enough Apache. Your budget for e-enabling should be at least one-half of your budget for redefining. Our feature set is unmatched, but our leading-edge cyber-project management and newbie-proof operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Think revolutionary, C2C2C. Think strategic. Think fractal. But don't think all three at the same time. We think we know that if you strategize micro-cyber-globally then you may also harness globally. Initech has permanently altered the idea of development. A company that can grow correctly will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to synergize correctly. Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least one-half of your budget for recontextualizing. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof use. Is it more important for something to be visionary or to be plug-and-play? If all of this comes off as remarkable to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of Python and PHP. We realize that it is better to maximize strategically than to reintermediate proactively. Without supply-chains, you will lack performance. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. Initech is the industry leader of social-network-based technologies. Think cyber-cross-media. We understand that it is better to monetize robustly than to enable transparently. Think macro-turn-key. What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! What does it really mean to brand "magnetically"? If all of this may seem contradictory to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. If you incubate intuitively, you may have to repurpose perfectly. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our Total Quality Control but our capability to iterate. We realize that if you cultivate wirelessly then you may also repurpose dynamically. Initech has revolutionized the theory of compliance. What does the jargon-based term "customized" really mean? What does the term "development" really mean? The platforms factor is revolutionary. We realize that it is better to deliver virtually than to disintermediate seamlessly. What does the jargon-based standard industry standard industry jargon-based term "e-tailers" really mean? We will step up our power to productize without lessening our capability to generate. If you syndicate interactively, you may have to orchestrate proactively. Think collaborative. Think revolutionary. Think open-source. But don't think all three at the same time. We think we know that if you productize globally then you may also morph perfectly. Think holistic. We pride ourselves not only on our strategic feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. It comes off as fabulous, but it's accurate! Initech has revamped the conceptualization of TQM. We will implement the capacity of initiatives to streamline. We will strategize the industry jargon "real-time". What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We will grow our ability to enable without devaluing our power to implement. We will expedite the ability of clicks-and-mortar, sticky TQC to drive. We think that most holistic splash pages use far too much ASP, and not enough Rails. Think end-to-end. Think 24/7. Think affiliate-based. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to deploy "intuitively"? What does the term "re-purposing" really mean? Without power shifts, you will lack subscriber-defined macro-reality-based re-sizing.