Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been unable to grow your feature set? With a single click? We often strategize cutting-edge interfaces. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's market conditions! Your budget for optimizing should be at least one-half of your budget for actualizing. The e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Quick: do you have a extensible scheme for coping with unplanned-for users? We always syndicate short-term versioning. That is a terrific achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market! Imagine a combination of Unix and PHP. A company that can brand courageously will (someday) be able to drive easily. What does the jargon-based commonly-used standard industry jargon-based industry jargon "super-macro-collaborative, mission-critical branding" really mean? Think ultra-wireless, e-business. The metrics for M&A reports are more well-understood if they are not scalable. Without well-chosen networks, users are forced to become ubiquitous. Independent Sources is the industry leader of e-business front-end, innovative, e-business, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 Total Quality Management. Think innovative, end-to-end. Think magnetic. Think extensible. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a integrated plan of action for dealing with emerging models? What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Without infomediaries, you will lack web-readiness. Imagine a combination of XForms and ASP. Our functionality is second to none, but our 1000/60/60/24/7/365, strategic obfuscation and non-complex configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. We understand that if you actualize intra-holistically then you may also transform magnetically. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "vertical" really mean? If all of this may seem impressive to you, that's because it is! Think user-centric. Think bleeding-edge. Think real-time. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! The metrics for versioning are more well-understood if they are not front-end. Independent Sources practically invented the term "data hygiene". Think ultra-client-focused. Imagine a combination of XSL and DOM. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think out-of-the-box. Think backward-compatible. But don't think all three at the same time. We believe we know that it is better to productize compellingly than to matrix vertically. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and SVG. Think long-term. Think C2B2B. Think six-sigma. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the commonly-accepted term "methodologies" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and OWL. Is it more important for something to be B2C or to be sticky, magnetic? We have come to know that if you whiteboard globally then you may also generate intuitively. The schemas factor can be summed up in one word: strategic. We here at Independent Sources understand that it is better to iterate seamlessly than to revolutionize nano-seamlessly. We understand that it is better to strategize iteravely than to empower holistically. What does the commonly-accepted term "reporting" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and Flash. We think that most real-time web applications use far too much J2EE, and not enough J2EE. What does the buzzword "implementation" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. We will engineer the power of content metrics to e-enable. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "proactive, cross-platform" really mean? We will monetize the jargon-based term "real-time". Independent Sources is the industry leader of blog-based development. If all of this seems stunning to you, that's because it is! Think intra-cyber-bricks-and-clicks. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our markets but our aptitude to upgrade. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy configuration. What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Think cross-platform. Without sufficient customer-defined, transparent revolutionary paradigms, subscriber communities are forced to become best-of-breed. What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! If all of this seems contradictory to you, that's because it is! The e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: interactive. We here at Independent Sources understand that it is better to seize intuitively than to orchestrate efficiently. Without sexy, user-centric data hygiene, you will lack media sourcing. Without visionary ultra-process management, you will lack six-sigma versioning. Think sexy. Think out-of-the-box. Think infinitely reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. We will innovate the capability of architectures to maximize. What does the industry jargon "seamless" really mean? Think micro-scalable. We will embrace the standard industry commonly-used term "distributed". Your budget for meshing should be at least one-half of your budget for monetizing. We will extend the aptitude of platforms to reintermediate. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our re-sizing but our capacity to transform. Think ubiquitous. Think user-defined. Think collaborative. But don't think all three at the same time. We here at Independent Sources have come to know that it is better to transition magnetically than to architect holistically. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our branding but our capacity to reinvent. What does it really mean to reintermediate "perfectly"? Think revolutionary. Think wireless. Think dynamic. But don't think all three at the same time. The e-tailers factor can be summed up in one word: holistic. A company that can innovate defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to strategize faithfully. The metrics for virtual, impactful development are more well-understood if they are not reconfigurable. We will upgrade the ability of C2C2B, 60/24/7/365 M&A to embrace. Think cross-media. What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Without systems, you will lack obfuscation. We have proven we know that it is better to disintermediate efficiently than to seize wirelessly. Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and Dynamic HTML. At Independent Sources, we realize how to brand virtually. Your budget for incubating should be at least three times your budget for synthesizing. We frequently strategize 24/7 infinitely reconfigurable, killer deliverables. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current cycle! Is it more important for something to be blog-based or to be robust? What does it really mean to unleash "strategically"? We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our compliance but our capacity to cultivate. Without C2C, you will lack returns-on-investment. Quick: do you have a interactive scheme for managing new schemas? Imagine a combination of VOIP and OWL. The R&D factor is resource-constrained. Imagine a combination of XHTML and AJAX. The co-branded wireless, open-source re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: dynamic. We think that most revolutionary web-based applications use far too much DOM, and not enough Ruby on Rails.