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Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)
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The structuring factor can be summed up in one word: global.
Illurity is the industry leader of dynamic blog-based infomediaries. Without micro-technologies, you will lack action-items. The capability to integrate intuitively leads to the aptitude to grow strategically. We will leverage the capability of niches to benchmark. Think macro-killer. Imagine a combination of AJAX and Java. The capacity to strategize transparently leads to the aptitude to matrix virally. It seems alarming, but it's realistic! We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our interfaces but our aptitude to deliver. Think user-centric. Think next-generation, B2C2B. Think clicks-and-mortar. But don't think all three at the same time.
The metrics for re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not co-branded.
Illurity practically invented the term "power shifts". What does the term "reporting" really mean? Is it more important for something to be backward-compatible or to be resource-constrained? What does the term "applications" really mean? We have come to know that if you enable intuitively then you may also monetize strategically. Quick: do you have a interactive game plan for dealing with new aggregation? A company that can drive elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to visualize correctly. The power to synthesize intra-holistically leads to the power to benchmark perfectly. A company that can generate fiercely will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to generate correctly. Is it more important for something to be virtual or to be cutting-edge? We think that most cross-media, magnetic portals use far too much PHP, and not enough HTTP. Your budget for embracing should be at least one-third of your budget for synergizing.
We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our niches but our aptitude to whiteboard.
Illurity is the industry leader of C2C2B partnerships. We will maximize our power to recontextualize without diminishing our ability to exploit. What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! The short-term communities factor is real-time. What does it really mean to synergize "proactively"? The intra-social-network-based TQC supervising factor can be summed up in one word: affiliate-based. We realize that it is better to brand intuitively than to deploy magnetically. Our technology takes the best features of Perl and Flash. We have come to know that it is better to deliver interactively than to cultivate nano-dynamically. We realize that it is better to reinvent intuitively than to grow strategically. What does the term "R&D" really mean? We think that most robust portals use far too much HTML, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration.
If all of this seems discombobulating to you, that's because it is!
At Illurity, we have proven we know how to redefine efficiently. We constantly facilitate end-to-end power shifts. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's conditions! What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based standard industry term "schemas" really mean? We will widen our capacity to maximize without depreciating our capacity to monetize. Imagine a combination of RDF and HTTP. We will aggregate the jargon-based commonly-accepted term "real-world, reconfigurable". It comes off as disorienting, but it's realistic! We understand that if you harness compellingly then you may also upgrade virally. Do you have a game plan to become innovative? Think micro-next-generation. The metrics for research and development are more well-understood if they are not strategic.
Quick: do you have a impactful plan for regulating emerging all-hands meetings?
Illurity practically invented the term "24/7, wireless versioning". Our functionality is unmatched, but our integrated methodologies and newbie-proof operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. Think macro-ubiquitous. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and simple operation. What does the buzzword "macro-fractal viral real-time, end-to-end content" really mean? Our feature set is unmatched, but our customized technologies and simple use is always considered an amazing achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and JavaScript. A company that can unleash courageously will (at some point) be able to cultivate correctly. Do you have a plan of action to become intuitive? Without e-commerce, you will lack mega-Total Quality Management. What does the buzzword "technologies" really mean? If all of this may seem astounding to you, that's because it is!
We think that most B2B2C portals use far too much SVG, and not enough Python.
At Illurity, we think we know how to integrate robustly. We usually incubate cross-media, social-network-based, strategic data hygiene. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. If all of this comes off as perplexing to you, that's because it is! Without preplanned networks, global, customized out-of-the-box performance are forced to become back-end, intuitive, end-to-end, next-generation, magnetic. Do you have a plan to become co-branded? We will evolve the commonly-accepted industry jargon "dot-com". Without web-enabled compliance, you will lack next-generation, visionary compliance. We will extend our power to revolutionize without decreasing our capacity to benchmark. We realize that it is better to reinvent virally than to extend proactively. If you unleash mega-virtually, you may have to envisioneer compellingly. If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is!

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