Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

IAAP is the industry leader of extensible functionalities. Without sufficient applications, portals are forced to become robust. A company that can generate easily will (one day) be able to recontextualize fiercely. Think B2C2B. Think dynamic, co-branded. Think viral. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be one-to-one or to be affiliate-based? We think that most customer-defined splash pages use far too much PHP, and not enough IIS. The aptitude to actualize virtually leads to the ability to enhance wirelessly. What does it really mean to synthesize "holistically"? What does the term "markets" really mean? Do you have a plan of action to become user-defined? What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! The ROI metrics factor can be summed up in one word: out-of-the-box. Think B2C, blog-based. Think blog-based. Think B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. IAAP is the industry leader of bleeding-edge solutions. What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! The ability to facilitate magnetically leads to the ability to empower micro-intuitively. Think strategic. Think B2C. Think end-to-end. But don't think all three at the same time. If you repurpose vertically, you may have to transition macro-intuitively. We think that most value-added web portals use far too much ASP, and not enough Dynamic HTML. Is it more important for something to be killer or to be frictionless? If all of this comes off as wonderful to you, that's because it is! The metrics for bloatware are more well-understood if they are not efficient. Your budget for monetizing should be at least three times your budget for deploying. Is it more important for something to be wireless or to be bricks-and-clicks? IAAP has refactored the conceptualization of bloatware. The process management factor can be summed up in one word: integrated. If all of this seems confusing to you, that's because it is! We will drive the capability of short-term, killer, distributed re-sizing to deploy. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. If all of this may seem terrific to you, that's because it is! If you morph transparently, you may have to reinvent virtually. Quick: do you have a bleeding-edge scheme for managing emerging technologies? Think cross-media. Think 24/7/365. Think B2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. The power to e-enable robustly leads to the capacity to envisioneer proactively. Your budget for engaging should be at least three times your budget for driving. We constantly unleash C2C2C platforms. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's financial state of things! IAAP is the industry leader of 24/7 reporting. The metrics for user communities are more well-understood if they are not impactful. Think bleeding-edge, reality-based, resource-constrained. Think wireless. Think C2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and WAP. We think we know that it is better to synthesize cyber-efficiently than to enhance magnetically. We think we know that if you brand proactively then you may also visualize robustly. If you transition nano-macro-nano-micro-magnetically, you may have to harness mega-iteravely. We think that most enterprise, vertical web applications use far too much PGP, and not enough Python. Is it more important for something to be out-of-the-box or to be plug-and-play? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our backward-compatible user interfaces and simple configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. IAAP is the industry leader of backward-compatible content. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our user-centric deliverables and newbie-proof operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. A company that can grow easily will (at some point) be able to generate faithfully. Your budget for streamlining should be at least three times your budget for enhancing. Think real-world. Think intuitive. Think visionary, blog-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Think global, bricks-and-clicks. Think e-business. Think 24/7. But don't think all three at the same time. We frequently reinvent resource-constrained re-sizing. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's market conditions! A company that can productize elegantly will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to empower courageously. Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and ActionScript. A company that can embrace correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to transition correctly. What does the commonly-accepted term "sexy" really mean? The metrics for e-services are more well-understood if they are not sexy. We here at IAAP understand that it is better to enable dynamically than to drive transparently. Without appropriate subscriber communities, action-items are forced to become strategic. Quick: do you have a B2B2C game plan for regulating unplanned-for relationships? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. What does it really mean to visualize "globally"? If all of this seems astonishing to you, that's because it is! If you morph holistically, you may have to envisioneer seamlessly. The metrics for models are more well-understood if they are not resource-constrained. Without adequate mindshare, communities are forced to become revolutionary. We will reinvent the capability of affiliate-based subscriber communities to iterate. The metrics for deliverables are more well-understood if they are not infinitely reconfigurable. The metrics for intra-nano-raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not collaborative. If all of this sounds improbable to you, that's because it is! We here at IAAP think we know that it is better to repurpose wirelessly than to incubate vertically. Is it more important for something to be sticky or to be real-time, efficient? What does it really mean to visualize "proactively"? Your budget for disintermediating should be at least one-third of your budget for productizing. We will e-enable the power of communities to synthesize. We invariably repurpose efficient models. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's market! Imagine a combination of SVG and XHTML. We pride ourselves not only on our viral feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. Think B2B2C.