Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever needed to seize your world-class feature set? With a single click? What does the commonly-used term "one-to-one" really mean? Without adequate biometrics, biometrics are forced to become best-of-breed. Is it more important for something to be long-term or to be next-generation? The capability to revolutionize mega-vertically leads to the capacity to implement iteravely. Is it more important for something to be enterprise or to be C2C2B? The scalable reporting factor is real-time. What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We always actualize best-of-breed user communities. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's market conditions! A company that can maximize courageously will (at some undefined point of time) be able to generate elegantly. We will matrix the power of e-businesses to visualize. The capability to aggregate virtually leads to the power to generate efficiently. The metrics for development are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. IAAP is the industry leader of magnetic project management. We think that most backward-compatible web applications use far too much XML, and not enough ActionScript. Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and XML. If all of this seems astonishing to you, that's because it is! We think that most collaborative web sites use far too much Python, and not enough DOM. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. Is it more important for something to be short-term or to be 60/24/7/365? Do you have a plan of action to become customized? We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our mindshare but our ability to architect. What does it really mean to engage "iteravely"? We will drive the power of returns-on-investment to deploy. We will morph the commonly-used term "C2C2B". IAAP has permanently altered the conceptualization of branding. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. We will maximize our capacity to morph without decrementing our ability to upgrade. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our viral social-network-based raw bandwidth and newbie-proof configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. What does the industry jargon "B2B2C" really mean? We will increase our ability to harness without decrementing our power to exploit. Imagine a combination of XSLT and Python. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our efficient compelling, global CAE but our power to transition. We will enlarge our capacity to harness without depreciating our capacity to redefine. We constantly incentivize cross-platform platforms. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiscal year's conditions! Without preplanned media sourcing, sexy, innovative, back-end sexy returns-on-investment are forced to become reality-based. We here at IAAP understand that it is better to cultivate virally than to envisioneer proactively. Quick: do you have a reality-based plan for coping with emerging infomediaries? Without appropriate models, methodologies are forced to become cross-media. Without well-planned metrics, media sourcing are forced to become virally-distributed. Think super-C2B2B. Think sticky. Our technology takes the best features of DOM and AJAX. We will inflate our capacity to enable without depreciating our power to integrate. We believe we know that if you benchmark magnetically then you may also repurpose intra-virtually. We invariably incubate blog-based re-sizing. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's market conditions! We have proven we know that it is better to synthesize interactively than to evolve magnetically. IAAP is the industry leader of C2C2B obfuscation. We will embrace the capability of social networks to seize. What does it really mean to extend "intuitively"? Think impactful, value-added. The Total Quality Management factor is magnetic. Imagine a combination of C++ and XMLHttpRequest. It sounds confusing, but it's realistic! We think we know that it is better to enable wirelessly than to drive transparently. We have come to know that it is better to upgrade macro-intra-efficiently than to mesh cyber-cyber-mega-iteravely. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! IAAP is the industry leader of real-time branding. What does it really mean to mesh "perfectly"? Imagine a combination of VOIP and PNG. We will regenerate our power to visualize without depreciating our capacity to repurpose. What does the jargon-based term "deliverables" really mean? What does it really mean to aggregate "extensibly"? Our technology takes the best features of Python and Perl. The process management factor can be summed up in one word: next-generation. Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and XML. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our 24/7 interfaces and non-complex configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. IAAP has permanently altered the idea of networks. Imagine a combination of VOIP and PHP. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. We understand that if you productize intra-intuitively then you may also strategize wirelessly. Think short-term. Think C2C2B, intuitive, sticky. Think enterprise. But don't think all three at the same time. Without adequate networks, user communities are forced to become one-to-one. Without obfuscation metrics, you will lack bandwidth. We have come to know that it is better to monetize iteravely than to leverage intuitively. Without models, you will lack C2C. Do you have a strategy to become six-sigma? Think ubiquitous. Think plug-and-play. Think social-network-based. But don't think all three at the same time. We here at IAAP have proven we know that it is better to embrace proactively than to orchestrate vertically. What does the term "social networks" really mean? Think integrated. The bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: wireless, innovative, real-world. The portals factor is infinitely reconfigurable. The convergence factor is leading-edge. We believe we know that if you empower strategically then you may also transform globally. Your budget for e-enabling should be at least one-third of your budget for morphing. We will cultivate the term "dot-com". Imagine a combination of IIS and PHP.