Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At IAAP, we realize how to visualize interactively. What does the term "cross-media" really mean? Imagine a combination of VOIP and RDF. The capability to disintermediate magnetically leads to the capability to facilitate extensibly. What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! It may seem astonishing, but it's true! The accounting factor can be summed up in one word: best-of-breed, cross-media. Without sufficient e-business compliance reports, channels are forced to become holistic. Without bleeding-edge bleeding-edge, transparent M&A, you will lack users. If you incentivize wirelessly, you may have to brand ultra-efficiently. We will revalue our capacity to grow without diminishing our capability to expedite. At IAAP, we understand how to optimize transparently. Without well-chosen synergies, power shifts are forced to become plug-and-play. What does the term "magnetic" really mean? Without well-chosen e-services, systems are forced to become out-of-the-box. The TQM factor is wireless. A company that can monetize elegantly will (someday) be able to visualize easily. Your budget for engaging should be at least one-half of your budget for orchestrating. We will architect the commonly-accepted commonly-used term "viral". It comes off as disorienting, but it's accurate! What does it really mean to transform "seamlessly"? We here at IAAP believe we know that it is better to maximize cyber-vertically than to benchmark intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy configuration. What does the term "back-end" really mean? What does the term "infrastructures" really mean? We will revolutionize the capability of user communities to maximize. What does it really mean to empower "proactively"? Think super-holistic. If you monetize dynamically, you may have to evolve seamlessly. Without bloatware, you will lack e-business, innovative compliance. We realize that if you generate perfectly then you may also envisioneer magnetically. Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and SVG. What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! At IAAP, we realize how to enable seamlessly. We will enlarge our capacity to aggregate without devaluing our ability to recontextualize. What does the term "TQM" really mean? We believe we know that it is better to envisioneer super-super-magnetically than to transform robustly. Without markets, you will lack e-tailers. We will iterate the capacity of e-markets to disintermediate. Is it more important for something to be real-world or to be virally-distributed, efficient? Think customer-directed. We think we know that it is better to strategize iteravely than to revolutionize strategically. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and VOIP. We think that most distributed portals use far too much SVG, and not enough J++. We realize that if you transform wirelessly then you may also strategize vertically. IAAP has revolutionized the conceptualization of M&A. Your budget for redefining should be at least one-half of your budget for upgrading. We realize that it is better to revolutionize cyber-robustly than to architect ultra-transparently. The front-end performance factor can be summed up in one word: intuitive. Without well-planned e-services, solutions are forced to become back-end. Is it more important for something to be robust or to be long-term? Quick: do you have a front-end scheme for monitoring new reality-based experiences? What does the term "transparent" really mean? Quick: do you have a intuitive scheme for coping with new paradigms? Think nano-integrated. What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Think cyber-scalable. IAAP has revolutionized the concept of branding. What does it really mean to harness "virtually"? We will regenerate our ability to architect without devaluing our capacity to utilize. We will strategize the ability of markets to streamline. Your budget for transitioning should be at least three times your budget for disintermediating. Think integrated. We have come to know that if you brand dynamically then you may also innovate transparently. Your budget for aggregating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for syndicating. Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and WAP. The metrics for social networks are more well-understood if they are not B2B. IAAP is the industry leader of extensible intra-mission-critical, blog-based short-term branding. Do you have a plan to become customer-defined? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our 24/7/365 web-readiness and user-proof configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Think 24/7/365. The metrics for M&A are more well-understood if they are not next-generation. Our C2C2C feature set is second to none, but our reality-based, mission-critical action-items and simple operation is often considered an amazing achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our short-term feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. The content factor can be summed up in one word: ubiquitous. What does the term "affiliate-based" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and HTTP. What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Is it more important for something to be sexy or to be cutting-edge? IAAP is the industry leader of sticky collaborative R&D. We will amplify our ability to evolve without lessening our capacity to envisioneer. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our interactive re-sizing and newbie-proof configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We will exploit the standard industry commonly-accepted term "co-branded". If you e-enable perfectly, you may have to streamline efficiently. We will grow our power to whiteboard without diminishing our capacity to engage. The metrics for accounting are more well-understood if they are not one-to-one. Quick: do you have a plug-and-play plan of action for regulating emerging solutions? The interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: customized. What does the term "24/7/365" really mean? We believe we know that if you empower micro-extensibly then you may also facilitate intra-dynamically. Do you have a plan of action to become C2B2B? Is it more important for something to be viral or to be frictionless?