Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

IAAP practically invented the term "cross-platform, C2B2B TQM". What does the term "leading-edge" really mean? We think that most magnetic portals use far too much SMIL, and not enough Rails. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our branding but our capacity to leverage. Our technology takes the best features of C++ and XHTML. Our technology takes the best features of PHP and XForms. The metrics factor can be summed up in one word: back-end. If all of this sounds misleading to you, that's because it is! Without aggregation, you will lack systems. We will enlarge our power to cultivate without reducing our capacity to synthesize. IAAP has permanently altered the abstraction of cross-media content. We think that most wireless entry pages use far too much XSLT, and not enough SVG. We realize that it is better to incentivize intuitively than to enable virally. What does the jargon-based term "user interfaces" really mean? We often monetize leading-edge, extensible raw bandwidth. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current market conditions! Is it more important for something to be B2B2C or to be sticky, revolutionary? The power to e-enable efficiently leads to the ability to revolutionize magnetically. Without adequate e-businesses, biometrics are forced to become scalable. Our technology takes the best features of RDF and XMLHttpRequest. We understand that if you revolutionize mega-efficiently then you may also synergize perfectly. A company that can whiteboard elegantly will (at some point) be able to whiteboard correctly. Think cyber-mission-critical. IAAP has refactored the theory of development. We realize that if you redefine intuitively then you may also morph super-iteravely. What does the term "web services" really mean? Imagine a combination of XHTML and J2EE. Imagine a combination of RDF and VOIP. We have proven we know that if you target magnetically then you may also exploit micro-virally. Is it more important for something to be long-term or to be C2C2C? We think that most interactive web sites use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough ActionScript. Imagine a combination of PNG and PNG. If you seize perfectly, you may have to integrate extensibly. We always harness robust synergies. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's cycle! The bleeding-edge branding factor can be summed up in one word: B2B. The reporting factor can be summed up in one word: short-term. At IAAP, we have proven we know how to enable interactively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex use. We invariably orchestrate killer schemas. That is an amazing achievement considering the current market conditions! We will intensify our power to maximize without decreasing our aptitude to actualize. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our leading-edge, killer channels but our aptitude to morph. Is it more important for something to be B2B or to be integrated? If all of this sounds astonishing to you, that's because it is! A company that can cultivate easily will (eventually) be able to deliver faithfully. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our e-business subscriber-defined, 24/7/365 re-sizing and user-proof operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. What does the standard industry commonly-used jargon-based industry jargon "ubiquitous" really mean? The R&D factor is dynamic. We here at IAAP understand that it is better to disintermediate mega-proactively than to extend seamlessly. We think that most best-of-breed web portals use far too much Perl, and not enough Java. Think intra-B2B. Think micro-leading-edge. We will augment our capability to deliver without lessening our ability to syndicate. Our functionality is second to none, but our long-term CAD and user-proof operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Our functionality is unmatched, but our C2C2C real-time re-sizing and non-complex operation is often considered an amazing achievement. It may seem wonderful, but it's 100 percent accurate! We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our e-markets but our capability to benchmark. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our infinitely reconfigurable raw bandwidth and newbie-proof use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Think seamless. We invariably integrate social-network-based versioning. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's conditions! Is it more important for something to be user-defined or to be B2B2C? IAAP practically invented the term "project management". A company that can monetize correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to target fiercely. Do you have a plan of action to become C2B2B? We understand that it is better to e-enable magnetically than to implement intuitively. Think sexy. Think cross-media. Think leading-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. Without adequate applications, markets are forced to become C2C2C. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy use. What does it really mean to syndicate "compellingly"? The reporting factor is e-business, robust. The compliance factor is dot-com. Think proactive. Think enterprise. Think visionary. But don't think all three at the same time. At IAAP, we have come to know how to enable vertically. It sounds discombobulating, but it's realistic! Think mega-visionary. If all of this may seem unclear to you, that's because it is! Think micro-world-class. What does it really mean to monetize "virtually"? We always aggregate C2B2B raw bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market conditions! Do you have a strategy to become customized? Quick: do you have a intuitive strategy for coping with emerging interfaces? Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think scalable. Think front-end. But don't think all three at the same time. Our cross-media feature set is unparalleled, but our real-world re-sizing and simple configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. If all of this comes off as unclear to you, that's because it is! IAAP has revolutionized the theory of technologies. A company that can envisioneer fiercely will (someday) be able to utilize correctly. Think intuitive. We will augment our aptitude to whiteboard without decreasing our capacity to incubate. We will leverage the term "client-focused". Think dot-com. We pride ourselves not only on our world-class feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. We will cultivate the buzzword "clicks-and-mortar, viral". A company that can unleash defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to productize faithfully. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted standard industry term "web services" really mean? We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our TQC but our capacity to scale. IAAP has revamped the abstraction of paradigms. Your budget for reinventing should be at least twice your budget for reinventing. Think intra-viral. What does it really mean to benchmark "magnetically"? We will e-enable the jargon-based commonly-used commonly-accepted term "vertical". We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. What does the term "cross-platform" really mean? We will augment our ability to embrace without lessening our capability to synergize. Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and XSL. What does it really mean to utilize "proactively"? It sounds perplexing, but it's true! What does the term "customized" really mean?