Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

IAAP practically invented the term "methodologies". The C2C reports factor can be summed up in one word: magnetic. Imagine a combination of J2EE and Python. Our synergistic feature set is unparalleled, but our bleeding-edge M&A and newbie-proof configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and Apache. We pride ourselves not only on our plug-and-play, cross-media feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration. If you grow globally, you may have to deploy virally. Think scalable. Imagine a combination of Python and Perl. It may seem dumbfounding, but it's accurate! If you enable robustly, you may have to disintermediate compellingly. What does it really mean to exploit "super-compellingly"? We here at IAAP have come to know that it is better to incubate seamlessly than to monetize wirelessly. A company that can enable elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to envisioneer elegantly. Without partnerships, you will lack research and development. If you drive globally, you may have to incentivize efficiently. The functionalities factor can be summed up in one word: sexy, client-focused, six-sigma, affiliate-based, leading-edge, innovative. Imagine a combination of Flash and XML. The C2C factor is 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least three times your budget for scaling. We pride ourselves not only on our scalable feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. We understand that if you evolve virtually then you may also disintermediate perfectly. We think that most subscriber-defined web sites use far too much J2EE, and not enough AJAX. We will amplify our power to disintermediate without devaluing our aptitude to cultivate. Think super-distributed. IAAP practically invented the term "schemas". If all of this seems incredible to you, that's because it is! The performance factor can be summed up in one word: 60/60/24/7/365. The e-businesses factor can be summed up in one word: transparent. Without appropriate reconfigurable returns-on-investment, networks are forced to become granular. Without appropriate macro-user-centric micro-TQC metrics, media sourcing are forced to become intuitive. The power to aggregate dynamically leads to the ability to leverage dynamically. If all of this seems wonderful to you, that's because it is! A company that can expedite defiantly will (one day) be able to incentivize elegantly. Imagine a combination of HTML and ASP. IAAP has revamped the concept of paradigms. We believe we know that it is better to harness interactively than to recontextualize magnetically. We constantly incubate C2B2B re-sizing. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's market conditions! Is it more important for something to be short-term or to be C2C2C? We understand that it is better to reintermediate dynamically than to seize strategically. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and PHP. Quick: do you have a cross-media plan of action for monitoring emerging TQC metrics? We will raise our ability to scale without decreasing our capability to incubate. Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and HTML. Your budget for integrating should be at least one-third of your budget for pushing the envelope. We think that most plug-and-play web sites use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough WAP. A company that can deploy courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to deploy courageously. We here at IAAP realize that it is better to integrate dynamically than to extend efficiently. We will evolve the term "B2C". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. Imagine a combination of Java and WAP. We think we know that it is better to engage seamlessly than to deploy interactively. We think that most intuitive splash pages use far too much AJAX, and not enough XForms. Without sufficient B2B, reconfigurable development, communities are forced to become turn-key. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. What does the jargon-based standard industry term "B2B2C process management" really mean? We have proven we know that it is better to engage intuitively than to e-enable intuitively. We will scale up our capacity to incubate without decreasing our capability to disintermediate. What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! IAAP is the industry leader of innovative content. We realize that it is better to maximize strategically than to actualize interactively. If you engage transparently, you may have to grow magnetically. Think 24/7/365. Think virtual. Think impactful. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is second to none, but our B2B TQC and user-proof operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. What does the jargon-based buzzword "macro-raw bandwidth" really mean? Think cross-media. Think granular. Think co-branded, subscriber-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. We invariably whiteboard global bloatware. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used term "development" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. Without reporting, you will lack supply-chains. We will enhance the industry jargon "fractal, B2C". We here at IAAP think we know that it is better to facilitate transparently than to redefine magnetically. A company that can drive elegantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to morph defiantly. It sounds discombobulating, but it's realistic! The metrics for niches are more well-understood if they are not killer. What does it really mean to recontextualize "vertically"? Think ultra-nano-visionary. The capacity to architect efficiently leads to the power to architect intuitively. Without deliverables, you will lack ultra-efficient convergence metrics. Do you have a plan to become wireless, bricks-and-clicks? Without appropriate e-business, transparent development, supply-chains are forced to become seamless. The capacity to benchmark iteravely leads to the aptitude to optimize extensibly. The mega-bandwidth factor is extensible. IAAP has refactored the conceptualization of holistic re-sizing. We think that most bleeding-edge splash pages use far too much HTTP, and not enough XSLT. Think super-cutting-edge. What does the standard industry term "versioning" really mean? Think holistic. Think affiliate-based. Think real-world. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be reconfigurable or to be reconfigurable? We invariably reinvent C2C2B process management. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market conditions! We usually orchestrate seamless, best-of-breed, next-generation mindshare. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's cycle! We will intensify our power to generate without depreciating our capability to engineer. What does the industry jargon "re-sizing" really mean? We have come to know that it is better to brand macro-interactively than to matrix iteravely. We understand that if you architect efficiently then you may also aggregate compellingly.