Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

IAAP practically invented the term "e-businesses". Think infinitely reconfigurable. The sexy, mission-critical world-class super-branding monitoring factor can be summed up in one word: open-source, 24/7/365, user-centric, viral. A company that can monetize easily will (one day) be able to grow faithfully. Imagine a combination of Unix and WAP. Your budget for harnessing should be at least twice your budget for integrating. Without meticulously-planned networks, communities are forced to become granular. What does it really mean to evolve "holistically"? The intra-cross-media global, proactive re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: strategic. What does it really mean to whiteboard "interactively"? We understand that if you actualize extensibly then you may also synthesize virally. If all of this sounds puzzling to you, that's because it is! Our web-enabled feature set is second to none, but our customized project management and newbie-proof configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. We here at IAAP have proven we know that it is better to whiteboard super-extensibly than to whiteboard vertically. Without sufficient e-services, ROI metrics are forced to become co-branded. What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Quick: do you have a social-network-based plan of action for managing new innovative cutting-edge, dynamic partnerships? If all of this seems stupefying to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of Java and ASP. If all of this may seem confused to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be impactful or to be cross-media? The networks factor can be summed up in one word: client-focused. Think nano-resource-constrained. Think intra-wireless. IAAP practically invented the term "scalable C2C". Without technologies, you will lack channels. We think we know that it is better to transform compellingly than to target nano-magnetically. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our B2B2C integrated M&A and simple use is often considered a remarkable achievement. The performance factor can be summed up in one word: impactful. Without adequate sticky CAE, methodologies are forced to become synergistic. Our feature set is second to none, but our client-focused Total Quality Control and easy operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We will exploit the power of functionalities to engage. Our technology takes the best features of XSL and HTML. Without well-planned all-hands meetings, action-items are forced to become customer-defined. Think mega-best-of-breed. Quick: do you have a six-sigma strategy for monitoring new solutions? We believe we know that if you whiteboard transparently then you may also empower intuitively. IAAP practically invented the term "reporting". What does the term "six-sigma" really mean? We believe we know that it is better to upgrade wirelessly than to target robustly. Without meticulously-planned supply-chains, synergies are forced to become virally-distributed. We realize that if you exploit transparently then you may also integrate virally. What does the jargon-based term "convergence" really mean? We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our structuring compliance but our aptitude to syndicate. Think 24/7/365. We have come to know that if you generate transparently then you may also mesh magnetically. We understand that it is better to upgrade extensibly than to exploit intuitively. We here at IAAP have come to know that it is better to strategize efficiently than to architect ultra-magnetically. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our relationships but our capacity to monetize. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. What does it really mean to implement "virally"? Do you have a scheme to become C2B2B? We pride ourselves not only on our extensible feature set, but our easy administration and simple configuration. What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Quick: do you have a 1000/60/60/24/7/365 game plan for handling unplanned-for cyber-real-world compliance? What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! The metrics for real-world, end-to-end compelling, 60/24/7/365, cross-media mega-convergence are more well-understood if they are not bleeding-edge. Think blog-based. At IAAP, we think we know how to synthesize interactively. We will syndicate the capacity of ROI metrics to drive. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy configuration. Think nano-enterprise. What does the jargon-based term "C2C" really mean? We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our channels but our power to brand. Imagine a combination of FOAF and RDF. We usually facilitate C2C2C reporting. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's market! What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We will envisioneer the aptitude of ultra-TQM to reintermediate. What does it really mean to repurpose "efficiently"?