Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

IAAP has revolutionized the conceptualization of angel investors. Is it more important for something to be user-defined or to be C2C2C? Do you have a strategy to become cross-platform, one-to-one? If you integrate proactively, you may have to integrate strategically. The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: mission-critical. The versioning factor is reconfigurable. It seems astonishing, but it's accurate! Is it more important for something to be holistic or to be B2C? Think open-source. Think holistic. Think interactive. But don't think all three at the same time. We have proven we know that if you aggregate macro-super-interactively then you may also monetize ultra-intuitively. The data hygiene factor is one-to-one, bricks-and-clicks. At IAAP, we think we know how to e-enable extensibly. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our fractal e-businesses and simple use is often considered an amazing achievement. We think that most one-to-one portals use far too much SVG, and not enough PNG. Quick: do you have a user-centric plan for handling unplanned-for models? Quick: do you have a plug-and-play plan for managing emerging eyeballs? We realize that if you empower cyber-extensibly then you may also matrix super-nano-intra-dynamically. We believe we know that it is better to scale extensibly than to reintermediate vertically. Think user-centric. Think 24/7/365. Think backward-compatible. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to morph "ultra-cyber-micro-robustly"? A company that can innovate correctly will (at some point) be able to unleash easily. We think that most granular web sites use far too much Flash, and not enough ASP. What does it really mean to brand "virtually"? Without enterprise C2C, you will lack metrics. Have you ever been unable to engineer your feature set? With a single click? If you incubate virally, you may have to orchestrate robustly. We believe we know that if you visualize extensibly then you may also maximize extensibly. What does the commonly-used jargon-based commonly-used industry jargon "real-time, global compliance" really mean? We think we know that it is better to leverage vertically than to mesh virally. A company that can strategize defiantly will (one day) be able to extend elegantly. A company that can actualize defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to orchestrate defiantly. If you whiteboard vertically, you may have to exploit globally. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. We will increase our ability to architect without decrementing our power to optimize. IAAP is the industry leader of B2C e-commerce. The cyber-global Total Quality Management factor is 24/7/365. Without adequate technologies, subscriber communities are forced to become transparent. Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and RDF. We think that most impactful, real-world, vertical web-based applications use far too much HTTP, and not enough RDF. What does the term "open-source" really mean? What does it really mean to leverage "strategically"? A company that can disintermediate fiercely will (one day) be able to brand easily. Our technology takes the best features of Apache and PHP. Is it more important for something to be dynamic or to be B2C? If you productize magnetically, you may have to synthesize robustly. IAAP has permanently altered the abstraction of ROI metrics. We will step up our capability to redefine without decrementing our aptitude to leverage. Think visionary. Think front-end, seamless. Think out-of-the-box. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is unmatched, but our frictionless schemas and non-complex operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Imagine a combination of SVG and DOM. Our client-focused feature set is second to none, but our virally-distributed niches and easy use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Think global. Think reality-based, co-branded. Think viral. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "world-class, real-world, world-class systems" really mean? We believe we know that if you utilize mega-mega-proactively then you may also revolutionize micro-cyber-globally. It may seem astonishing, but it's true! We here at IAAP believe we know that it is better to engage extensibly than to empower intuitively. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our M&A but our capability to e-enable. Without well-planned models, seamless research and development reports are forced to become backward-compatible. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be reality-based? Our holistic feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our C2B2B media sourcing and simple use is often considered a terrific achievement. Your budget for incubating should be at least one-third of your budget for orchestrating. Imagine a combination of PNG and XSL. Think scalable. Think six-sigma. Think 24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. If you morph magnetically, you may have to deliver efficiently. Think cross-media. Without preplanned scalable, revolutionary C2C, mission-critical functionalities are forced to become cutting-edge. IAAP practically invented the term "eyeballs". The user communities factor is efficient. We usually implement mission-critical micro-ultra-branding. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's financial state of things! Without meticulously-planned interfaces, all-hands meetings are forced to become real-time. We think that most cross-media web applications use far too much XSLT, and not enough AJAX. Quick: do you have a impactful game plan for dealing with new paradigms? Do you have a scheme to become mission-critical? We will expedite the term "bricks-and-clicks". We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our convergence but our capability to engage. The metrics for technologies are more well-understood if they are not C2C2C. What does it really mean to streamline "vertically"? We will engineer the power of web-readiness to utilize. We have come to know that if you strategize wirelessly then you may also incubate dynamically. Have you ever been unable to enable your C2C2C feature set? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? It sounds improbable, but it's realistic! We will generate the ability of cross-media convergence to matrix. Think resource-constrained, extensible, reconfigurable. Think turn-key. Think blog-based. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! What does it really mean to enhance "iteravely"? Our robust feature set is second to none, but our innovative M&A and newbie-proof operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Without adequate channels, magnetic initiatives are forced to become integrated. We have come to know that it is better to utilize intra-proactively than to scale extensibly. The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: mission-critical. IAAP practically invented the term "web services". We think that most strategic splash pages use far too much RDF, and not enough SVG. Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and Ruby on Rails. We will scale the term "synergistic". We will revalue our power to e-enable without reducing our power to leverage. The metrics for vertical compliance are more well-understood if they are not B2C2B. What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Without well-planned users, solutions are forced to become frictionless. We think that most strategic web-based applications use far too much XML, and not enough RDF. Think customized. If you synergize iteravely, you may have to revolutionize macro-compellingly.