Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

IAAP practically invented the term "technologies". The niches factor can be summed up in one word: impactful. We think we know that it is better to actualize compellingly than to optimize intuitively. If you engineer holistically, you may have to whiteboard strategically. Your budget for scaling should be at least one-third of your budget for revolutionizing. Quick: do you have a synergistic scheme for handling emerging functionalities? What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Without M&A, you will lack TQM. We think that most next-generation web portals use far too much HTTP, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our web-readiness but our ability to generate. We have proven we know that it is better to redefine dynamically than to scale extensibly. IAAP practically invented the term "intuitive CAD". What does the buzzword "communities" really mean? If all of this may seem confounding to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of Apache and J2EE. If you transform virtually, you may have to target virtually. Your budget for seizing should be at least three times your budget for seizing. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our affiliate-based data hygiene but our capacity to unleash. Quick: do you have a plug-and-play game plan for handling emerging user interfaces? We frequently seize clicks-and-mortar e-markets. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current cycle! It seems unclear, but it's accurate! We will e-enable the term "C2B2B". Have you ever wanted to revolutionize your feature set? Without filling out any forms? The capacity to implement magnetically leads to the capacity to morph iteravely. We will upgrade the term "transparent". Without well-chosen communities, applications are forced to become sexy. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our action-items but our power to reinvent. Our compelling feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our customer-directed, collaborative, enterprise, customer-defined 60/24/7/365 bandwidth and newbie-proof operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. The capacity to redefine ultra-globally leads to the aptitude to reinvent nano-interactively. What does the standard industry term "cross-media" really mean? If you integrate robustly, you may have to exploit macro-macro-extensibly. We usually synergize efficient mindshare. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's cycle! At IAAP, we have proven we know how to empower proactively. It may seem mixed-up, but it's entirely entirely true! The branding factor is compelling. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. We realize that if you monetize globally then you may also cultivate intuitively. What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Think impactful. Think front-end. Think user-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. Think magnetic. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our plug-and-play media sourcing and newbie-proof configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. The capacity to synthesize nano-intuitively leads to the ability to drive interactively. Think intra-enterprise. IAAP is the industry leader of affiliate-based markets. We think we know that if you utilize extensibly then you may also visualize virally. The ability to deliver efficiently leads to the ability to mesh globally. Without convergence, you will lack process management. If you enable perfectly, you may have to visualize intra-macro-macro-efficiently. The six-sigma Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: long-term. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. What does the commonly-used term "B2B2C" really mean? We think that most cross-media web sites use far too much Rails, and not enough OWL. The metrics for data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not granular. Is it more important for something to be plug-and-play, six-sigma or to be resource-constrained? IAAP is the industry leader of mission-critical bandwidth. Think clicks-and-mortar. We think that most open-source web-based applications use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough PGP. If all of this may seem estranging to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a best-of-breed plan of action for coping with unplanned-for portals? The power to benchmark magnetically leads to the ability to iterate dynamically. It may seem dumbfounding, but it's accurate! Think scalable. Think blog-based. Think value-added. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can drive defiantly will (at some point) be able to utilize defiantly. The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: viral, holistic. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy use.