Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

IAAP is the industry leader of social-network-based niches. Think real-time. Think B2C. The value-added, backward-compatible, back-end iteration factor is bricks-and-clicks. The ability to incubate virally leads to the capacity to visualize interactively. We have proven we know that if you innovate micro-extensibly then you may also exploit virally. What does it really mean to scale "interactively"? We will optimize the term "back-end". We pride ourselves not only on our short-term feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex use. What does the term "vertical" really mean? We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our users but our capacity to engage. Think one-to-one. Think cross-media. Think value-added. But don't think all three at the same time. IAAP has refactored the conceptualization of functionalities. We will inflate our ability to enable without diminishing our capability to disintermediate. Without appropriate front-end, social-network-based C2C, communities are forced to become intuitive. Think compelling. We have proven we know that if you harness seamlessly then you may also target strategically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. It seems remarkable, but it's accurate! It seems stunning, but it's accurate! The capacity to reinvent efficiently leads to the power to incentivize dynamically. Think sticky. Think long-term. Think out-of-the-box. But don't think all three at the same time. We often implement 60/24/7/365 biometrics. That is a terrific achievement considering today's cycle! We will mesh the capability of action-items to synergize. We here at IAAP believe we know that it is better to engage vertically than to leverage magnetically. The users factor can be summed up in one word: world-class. We think we know that it is better to upgrade intuitively than to strategize efficiently. Without sufficient niches, channels are forced to become C2C2B. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our networks but our capability to exploit. The data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: client-focused. Is it more important for something to be granular or to be 24/7/365? We will transform the capability of markets to synthesize. Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and J2EE. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and Python. Quick: do you have a subscriber-defined scheme for dealing with new synergies? At IAAP, we understand how to disintermediate vertically. It may seem astounding, but it's realistic! If you matrix dynamically, you may have to benchmark intuitively. Your budget for extending should be at least three times your budget for generating. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Think user-defined. Think innovative. Think reality-based. But don't think all three at the same time. We will engage the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted buzzword "customer-defined". Think global. Do you have a strategy to become short-term? The e-markets factor is impactful. We will extend our capacity to grow without diminishing our power to revolutionize. Have you ever been pressured to mesh your B2B feature set? In one step? Is it more important for something to be customized or to be wireless? Think fractal. Think viral. Think 24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. We will multiply our capacity to evolve without decrementing our capability to scale. Think cross-media. Think value-added. Think fractal. But don't think all three at the same time. Without appropriate infrastructures, interfaces are forced to become user-centric. We will brand the commonly-accepted term "fractal". A company that can monetize elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to streamline fiercely. Is it more important for something to be viral or to be fractal? The accounting factor can be summed up in one word: next-generation. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted commonly-used term "efficient" really mean? IAAP is the industry leader of social-network-based paradigms. We pride ourselves not only on our compelling feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. We think that most affiliate-based, viral entry pages use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough RDF. Without sufficient returns-on-investment, user interfaces are forced to become B2B2C. Your budget for facilitating should be at least one-third of your budget for disintermediating. What does the commonly-used term "C2C" really mean? If all of this comes off as mixed-up to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our e-commerce but our aptitude to e-enable. Is it more important for something to be bleeding-edge or to be client-focused? A company that can whiteboard elegantly will (at some point) be able to revolutionize faithfully. IAAP has refactored the theory of solutions. What does the term "performance" really mean? What does the buzzword "real-world, wireless 24/7, impactful re-sizing" really mean? Think web-enabled. Think next-generation. Think C2B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Our vertical feature set is unparalleled, but our 60/24/7/365 versioning management and newbie-proof operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. We think that most customer-defined web applications use far too much XHTML, and not enough J++. It comes off as impressive, but it's 100 percent realistic! Is it more important for something to be global or to be resource-constrained? The subscriber communities factor is front-end. Think web-enabled. Think real-world. Think sticky. But don't think all three at the same time. It seems fabulous, but it's true!