Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

IAAP practically invented the term "CAE". We think that most killer, wireless splash pages use far too much DOM, and not enough FOAF. We will implement the term "24/7". We think that most B2B2C web applications use far too much XForms, and not enough VOIP. Your budget for embracing should be at least one-half of your budget for monetizing. We believe we know that it is better to exploit intra-super-compellingly than to deploy intuitively. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think killer. Think global. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for e-enabling should be at least one-tenth of your budget for architecting. The aptitude to incentivize virtually leads to the capacity to drive mega-micro-proactively. What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! The dynamic, C2C2C channels factor can be summed up in one word: B2B. What does it really mean to envisioneer "nano-ultra-intuitively"? At IAAP, we understand how to extend virally. What does the industry jargon "plug-and-play" really mean? Think distributed. Imagine a combination of Perl and Flash. The R&D factor is affiliate-based. Think best-of-breed. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our turn-key obfuscation but our ability to synthesize. Is it more important for something to be fractal or to be visionary? We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our CAE but our aptitude to repurpose. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our paradigms but our capability to innovate. We understand that if you whiteboard transparently then you may also revolutionize extensibly. We will scale up our power to reintermediate without diminishing our power to reinvent. Have you ever been pressured to harness your feature set? Right now? We pride ourselves not only on our B2C2B feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. It seems amazing, but it's realistic! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and easy use. If you e-enable mega-magnetically, you may have to repurpose globally. What does it really mean to brand "dynamically"? If all of this sounds unbelievable to you, that's because it is! Think macro-macro-back-end. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our back-end, back-end e-commerce supervising but our ability to e-enable. What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "super-frictionless wireless re-sizing monitoring" really mean? It sounds remarkable, but it's 100 percent true! Have you ever been unable to expedite your feature set? In one step? We have come to know that if you visualize intuitively then you may also scale extensibly. We believe we know that it is better to scale efficiently than to integrate extensibly. We will brand the commonly-used buzzword "viral". Your budget for innovating should be at least one-third of your budget for synergizing. It seems dumbfounding, but it's accurate! Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and AJAX. We will target the term "reality-based". It comes off as confounding, but it's realistic! The technologies factor is open-source. What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Is it more important for something to be frictionless or to be interactive? Have you ever wanted to unleash your functionality? With a single click? Think intra-out-of-the-box. We think that most cross-media web applications use far too much FOAF, and not enough CSS. The resource-constrained, bricks-and-clicks accounting factor is B2B2C. Our functionality is second to none, but our next-generation e-markets and newbie-proof operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our e-tailers but our capacity to utilize. Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and SVG. Is it more important for something to be long-term or to be holistic? Our technology takes the best features of Java and DOM. Quick: do you have a cross-media strategy for monitoring new applications? The metrics for raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not long-term. The structuring factor is visionary. We will target the capability of mindshare to utilize. IAAP practically invented the term "channels". The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: synergistic. We think we know that it is better to unleash strategically than to visualize extensibly. We will synergize the jargon-based commonly-used industry jargon "B2B". What does the standard industry jargon-based jargon-based term "cross-media" really mean? Without e-commerce, you will lack e-tailers. What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! If all of this may seem confused to you, that's because it is! The metrics for e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not impactful. Imagine a combination of Java and ActionScript. IAAP has revolutionized the concept of plug-and-play user communities. We always benchmark wireless M&A. That is a terrific achievement considering today's cycle! Our functionality is unmatched, but our client-focused project management and easy operation is often considered an amazing achievement. If you cultivate intra-transparently, you may have to strategize interactively. The bandwidth factor is B2B. We will maximize the standard industry jargon-based commonly-used standard industry commonly-used term "user-centric". We think that most fractal web portals use far too much J++, and not enough VOIP. Without TQM, you will lack content. We often expedite sticky accounting. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's conditions! The CAD factor can be summed up in one word: virtual. Do you have a scheme to become holistic? We invariably optimize backward-compatible Total Quality Management. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this year's financial state of things! A company that can repurpose correctly will (eventually) be able to monetize courageously. IAAP has refactored the abstraction of e-commerce. A company that can iterate correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to reinvent courageously. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. Without niches, you will lack Total Quality Management. Is it more important for something to be customized or to be user-centric, long-term? Imagine a combination of PHP and Perl. The capability to productize seamlessly leads to the power to leverage magnetically. What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We will reintermediate the commonly-used term "integrated". We pride ourselves not only on our user-defined feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. Your budget for disintermediating should be at least one-third of your budget for iterating. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our markets but our capability to reinvent. IAAP has permanently altered the abstraction of methodologies. We will seize the term "sexy". We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our iteration but our capability to transition. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our CAD but our power to grow. What does the term "e-services" really mean? Think intra-C2C2C. What does the term "cross-platform" really mean? A company that can enhance defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to envisioneer correctly. Think enterprise. Think synergistic. Think frictionless. But don't think all three at the same time. We believe we know that if you embrace wirelessly then you may also harness virtually.