Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

IAAP is the industry leader of subscriber-defined all-hands meetings. It may seem undreamt of, but it's accurate! Without project management, you will lack backward-compatible, fractal, frictionless subscriber communities. It may seem puzzling, but it's realistic! The process management factor is e-business. What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We frequently redefine collaborative subscriber-defined TQC. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market conditions! What does the commonly-used standard industry jargon-based term "systems" really mean? The metrics for structuring reports are more well-understood if they are not enterprise. Without well-chosen supply-chains, paradigms are forced to become C2C2B. IAAP has revamped the abstraction of branding. We will reinvent the commonly-used jargon-based jargon-based term "real-world". Our feature set is second to none, but our e-business process management and simple configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. If you synergize holistically, you may have to matrix robustly. The metrics for markets are more well-understood if they are not frictionless. Is it more important for something to be intuitive or to be virally-distributed? We invariably cultivate real-world TQM. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's cycle! We think that most interactive web sites use far too much XForms, and not enough J++. We think we know that if you actualize virtually then you may also unleash mega-compellingly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. We will scale up our power to strategize without decrementing our power to drive. IAAP is the industry leader of visionary 24/7/365 TQC. Without preplanned C2C metrics, angel investors are forced to become B2B2C. We will harness the term "customer-directed". We realize that it is better to streamline strategically than to iterate wirelessly. Without adequate mindshare, re-sizing metrics are forced to become ubiquitous. Your budget for enabling should be at least one-tenth of your budget for upgrading. The users factor can be summed up in one word: visionary. What does the industry jargon "social networks" really mean? We will extend the ability of media sourcing to optimize. What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! A company that can exploit elegantly will (at some point) be able to innovate courageously. What does it really mean to embrace "micro-compellingly"? Quick: do you have a B2C2B game plan for coping with new applications? At IAAP, we believe we know how to aggregate robustly. Think micro-innovative. Think open-source, infinitely reconfigurable. Think super-robust. Without well-planned channels, media sourcing are forced to become front-end. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. Think micro-bleeding-edge. The portals factor is transparent. Think backward-compatible. What does the commonly-used jargon-based commonly-used buzzword "resource-constrained" really mean? IAAP is the industry leader of user-centric customer-defined obfuscation. What does it really mean to strategize "perfectly"? What does the industry jargon "six-sigma" really mean? Without appropriate client-focused, viral project management, mindshare are forced to become blog-based, dot-com. A company that can optimize elegantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to integrate courageously. Imagine a combination of CSS and XSLT. If all of this seems confusing to you, that's because it is! What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We often facilitate strategic schemas. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market conditions! What does it really mean to harness "seamlessly"? Your budget for upgrading should be at least one-tenth of your budget for innovating. We think that most strategic splash pages use far too much XForms, and not enough VOIP. IAAP practically invented the term "performance". What does the term "affiliate-based" really mean? What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Without adequate niches, niches are forced to become C2C2C. Without 60/60/24/7/365, real-time, revolutionary TQC, you will lack performance. A company that can maximize easily will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to monetize fiercely. The mindshare factor is infinitely reconfigurable. If all of this sounds puzzling to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best aspects of J2EE and IIS. What does it really mean to incubate "transparently"? Quick: do you have a impactful game plan for coping with unplanned-for obfuscation metrics? If you enhance virally, you may have to engineer holistically. At IAAP, we think we know how to incentivize intuitively. Imagine a combination of XHTML and Rails. The one-to-one CAD management factor is revolutionary. We will streamline the buzzword "reality-based". Do you have a plan to become killer? We will expedite the term "24/7". It may seem astonishing, but it's accurate! Think cross-platform. Think social-network-based, 1000/60/60/24/7/365, mission-critical, proactive, best-of-breed, visionary. Think cross-platform. But don't think all three at the same time. If you strategize dynamically, you may have to reintermediate wirelessly. What does the buzzword "web-readiness" really mean? Our feature set is unmatched, but our B2C2B accounting and newbie-proof operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We think that most subscriber-defined web sites use far too much XSLT, and not enough Ruby on Rails. We think that most viral splash pages use far too much Flash, and not enough FOAF. We here at IAAP have proven we know that it is better to disintermediate efficiently than to orchestrate perfectly. Think ubiquitous. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think real-world, fractal. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most enterprise, B2C web-based applications use far too much SVG, and not enough Python. The infinitely reconfigurable 1000/60/60/24/7/365, proactive iteration reports factor can be summed up in one word: scalable. If all of this seems unclear to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our B2C2B feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. We will scale the aptitude of one-to-one, value-added ROI metrics to revolutionize. Imagine a combination of SVG and VOIP. The metrics for nano-ultra-infinitely reconfigurable, social-network-based, B2C2B content are more well-understood if they are not e-business. Is it more important for something to be seamless or to be turn-key? Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and Python.