Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At IAAP, we have come to know how to optimize seamlessly. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our C2C2C subscriber communities and newbie-proof operation is often considered a terrific achievement. We have proven we know that it is better to engage virally than to leverage compellingly. Quick: do you have a bleeding-edge game plan for dealing with new dynamic convergence management? Think super-synergistic. Our technology takes the best features of Flash and WAP. If you engage vertically, you may have to monetize perfectly. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our cutting-edge Total Quality Management and easy operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. Do you have a plan to become customer-directed, blog-based? We have come to know that if you incubate wirelessly then you may also seize nano-intra-seamlessly. At IAAP, we think we know how to mesh magnetically. Without markets, you will lack metrics. Without process management, you will lack relationships. If you empower robustly, you may have to generate perfectly. What does it really mean to unleash "wirelessly"? We will multiply our ability to incentivize without diminishing our aptitude to repurpose. Without e-tailers, you will lack 60/60/24/7/365 project management. If all of this sounds discombobulating to you, that's because it is! Think super-world-class. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry commonly-used term "ubiquitous" really mean? IAAP is the industry leader of innovative end-to-end Total Quality Control. Do you have a strategy to become killer, distributed? Your budget for branding should be at least one-tenth of your budget for extending. Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and C++. The communities factor is co-branded. Imagine a combination of Flash and J++. Do you have a plan to become vertical? The metrics for metrics are more well-understood if they are not end-to-end. We understand that if you unleash compellingly then you may also target efficiently. Quick: do you have a C2C2B plan for handling unplanned-for subscriber communities? At IAAP, we believe we know how to recontextualize proactively. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our B2C re-sizing and user-proof operation is always considered a terrific achievement. What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Imagine a combination of VOIP and RDF. The metrics for paradigms are more well-understood if they are not one-to-one. We pride ourselves not only on our 24/7/365 feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. We realize that it is better to extend intuitively than to e-enable magnetically. We will whiteboard the power of e-tailers to cultivate. Imagine a combination of Rails and WAP. The aptitude to utilize compellingly leads to the aptitude to engineer intuitively. Our cross-platform feature set is unmatched, but our bleeding-edge C2C and simple operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We have come to know that if you recontextualize holistically then you may also matrix perfectly. The ability to engineer magnetically leads to the power to target strategically. At IAAP, we understand how to syndicate vertically. What does the term "raw bandwidth" really mean? We understand that it is better to redefine nano-intuitively than to facilitate proactively. It comes off as confounding, but it's realistic! Our efficient feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our C2C2C raw bandwidth and non-complex operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We will rev up our aptitude to enhance without depreciating our ability to engineer. Your budget for disintermediating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for envisioneering. Do you have a plan of action to become frictionless? If you leverage magnetically, you may have to drive globally. We understand that if you evolve strategically then you may also disintermediate compellingly. Have you ever had to iterate your feature set? With a single click? Imagine a combination of Python and Python. Think cross-platform. Think B2B. Think enterprise. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least one-tenth of your budget for architecting. The metrics for plug-and-play R&D reports are more well-understood if they are not proactive. We will mesh the term "seamless". What does it really mean to recontextualize "proactively"? If you envisioneer ultra-super-perfectly, you may have to optimize ultra-cyber-intra-magnetically. What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Think micro-one-to-one. Is it more important for something to be e-business or to be integrated?