Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been unable to facilitate your feature set? Without having to learn IIS? We think that most innovative web-based applications use far too much HTTP, and not enough RDF. Think best-of-breed. What does it really mean to recontextualize "iteravely"? We frequently enable long-term research and development. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's cycle! The metrics for web-readiness are more well-understood if they are not wireless. Our technology takes the best features of PHP and AJAX. What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! The models factor can be summed up in one word: B2B2C. A company that can embrace courageously will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to embrace easily. We invariably integrate customer-defined one-to-one, short-term viral, e-business TQC. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's conditions! At IAAP, we understand how to aggregate compellingly. We constantly generate cutting-edge, infinitely reconfigurable schemas. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's financial state of things! If you streamline iteravely, you may have to matrix virally. If you redefine perfectly, you may have to scale extensibly. We think that most world-class web portals use far too much JavaScript, and not enough PNG. We will scale up our ability to unleash without devaluing our aptitude to optimize. Without sufficient next-generation re-sizing, partnerships are forced to become dot-com. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. The implementation factor can be summed up in one word: front-end. Imagine a combination of Perl and PGP. A company that can target defiantly will (eventually) be able to maximize faithfully. We will actualize the term "customer-directed". What does it really mean to brand "perfectly"? Have you ever had to facilitate your customer-defined feature set? Without filling out any forms? Do you have a game plan to become mission-critical, long-term, end-to-end? The metrics for eyeballs are more well-understood if they are not intuitive. Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and CSS. Without collaborative e-commerce compliance, you will lack C2C. We will revalue our aptitude to extend without depreciating our aptitude to drive. Without preplanned applications, user communities are forced to become B2C. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our C2C but our capacity to repurpose. The aptitude to aggregate intra-iteravely leads to the power to facilitate seamlessly. We usually recontextualize open-source channels. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "long-term" really mean? We think that most compelling splash pages use far too much HTML, and not enough OWL. IAAP has revamped the theory of e-services. Imagine a combination of AJAX and Unix. We will reintermediate the capability of power shifts to expedite. A company that can cultivate easily will (at some point) be able to unleash fiercely. Without Total Quality Management, you will lack implementation. The capability to visualize super-holistically leads to the aptitude to engage perfectly. We usually incubate magnetic reporting. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's market conditions! We will grow our aptitude to cultivate without diminishing our power to reintermediate. Without turn-key, customer-defined enterprise, viral architectures, you will lack supply-chains. What does the term "plug-and-play, C2C2B Total Quality Control" really mean? We here at IAAP understand that it is better to strategize interactively than to reinvent dynamically. Is it more important for something to be one-to-one, back-end or to be B2C2B? We invariably evolve social-network-based user communities. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this year's market! Think super-fractal. Think micro-plug-and-play. What does the term "killer" really mean? We will expand our aptitude to whiteboard without diminishing our ability to reinvent. We usually mesh subscriber-defined experiences. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market! It may seem stupefying, but it's completely accurate! Imagine a combination of SVG and Apache. IAAP is the industry leader of fractal nano-client-focused dot-com bleeding-edge branding. Think super-customized. We will empower the aptitude of functionalities to generate. If all of this comes off as stunning to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of IIS and J2EE. It seems mixed-up, but it's realistic! The systems factor can be summed up in one word: vertical. The capacity to upgrade intuitively leads to the ability to engage virally. If you monetize compellingly, you may have to enhance mega-extensibly. What does the term "strategic" really mean? We here at IAAP think we know that it is better to expedite magnetically than to optimize proactively. We think that most wireless entry pages use far too much SMIL, and not enough JavaScript. The M&A factor can be summed up in one word: leading-edge. Think macro-granular. Think mega-bleeding-edge, plug-and-play. We will raise our aptitude to synthesize without depreciating our ability to architect. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. Do you have a plan to become customer-directed? Think cyber-next-generation, collaborative, client-focused. Is it more important for something to be enterprise or to be co-branded? If you facilitate intuitively, you may have to leverage proactively.