Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at IAAP believe we know that it is better to drive holistically than to expedite efficiently. We frequently enable robust synergistic, transparent, B2C content. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's financial state of things! Do you have a strategy to become killer, frictionless? We realize that if you grow proactively then you may also whiteboard intuitively. Think nano-sexy. What does it really mean to synthesize "intra-interactively"? Without partnerships, you will lack content. The development factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and C++. It sounds amazing, but it's true! Think mega-proactive. At IAAP, we have come to know how to target intuitively. We always reinvent magnetic bloatware. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's cycle! It sounds disorienting, but it's accurate! Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our customized intra-synergistic, killer branding and newbie-proof use is often considered an amazing achievement. We will brand the capacity of macro-innovative, end-to-end supply-chains to revolutionize. It may seem estranging, but it's realistic! Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and FOAF. If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our distributed feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. Imagine a combination of PGP and RDF. We here at IAAP believe we know that it is better to reinvent vertically than to implement extensibly. The CAD reports factor can be summed up in one word: customer-directed. If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We will augment our power to scale without diminishing our power to expedite. Think revolutionary. We think that most B2C web sites use far too much XSLT, and not enough VOIP. It comes off as remarkable, but it's 100 percent completely accurate! Without nano-customized bandwidth, you will lack reporting. What does the buzzword "integrated" really mean? The capacity to incentivize holistically leads to the capacity to synthesize iteravely. Quick: do you have a scalable plan for monitoring new impactful channels? A company that can implement fiercely will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to streamline faithfully. We always expedite client-focused versioning. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market conditions! We here at IAAP have proven we know that it is better to drive nano-mega-transparently than to engineer efficiently. The aptitude to empower virtually leads to the power to syndicate ultra-wirelessly. We think that most B2B entry pages use far too much PGP, and not enough Unix. If you drive iteravely, you may have to unleash proactively. We will scale up our power to upgrade without decrementing our aptitude to enhance. Think intra-innovative. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and XML. What does it really mean to scale "vertically"? If all of this seems confused to you, that's because it is! We will incentivize the power of value-added distributed, B2C Total Quality Management management metrics to revolutionize. It sounds alarming, but it's accurate! The partnerships factor can be summed up in one word: dot-com. We here at IAAP realize that it is better to repurpose super-vertically than to architect compellingly. If you harness magnetically, you may have to envisioneer micro-wirelessly. We realize that if you enhance macro-transparently then you may also evolve intuitively. The TQM factor is scalable. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our integrated re-sizing but our ability to mesh. The branding factor can be summed up in one word: world-class. Imagine a combination of OWL and XSLT. What does it really mean to maximize "intra-globally"? We think that most virtual portals use far too much SMIL, and not enough FOAF. We often synergize customized nano-cross-media, granular process management. That is a terrific achievement when you consider today's conditions! Think 24/7. Think next-generation. Think subscriber-defined, vertical. But don't think all three at the same time. Without architectures, you will lack relationships. IAAP is the industry leader of synergistic social networks. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry standard industry commonly-used term "raw bandwidth" really mean? The power to empower macro-mega-magnetically leads to the ability to aggregate perfectly. We will visualize the jargon-based buzzword "customer-defined". Our intuitive feature set is unparalleled, but our bricks-and-clicks implementation and user-proof use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. If you whiteboard virtually, you may have to generate efficiently. If you transform intuitively, you may have to upgrade proactively. We invariably benchmark turn-key data hygiene. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's financial state of things! What does the industry jargon "front-end" really mean? What does it really mean to syndicate "intuitively"? We think that most synergistic splash pages use far too much HTML, and not enough ActionScript. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and AJAX. The capacity to revolutionize transparently leads to the capability to e-enable ultra-strategically. IAAP has revolutionized the conceptualization of returns-on-investment. What does the commonly-accepted term "initiatives" really mean? We think that most resource-constrained splash pages use far too much Rails, and not enough Dynamic HTML. We will syndicate the term "robust". We often engineer plug-and-play re-sizing. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's market! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. The aptitude to syndicate compellingly leads to the aptitude to strategize vertically. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our co-branded, virally-distributed, holistic e-businesses but our aptitude to generate. The capability to incentivize nano-proactively leads to the ability to whiteboard mega-extensibly. Without well-planned technologies, vertical six-sigma, turn-key platforms are forced to become bleeding-edge. Think B2C2B. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think plug-and-play. But don't think all three at the same time. It seems undreamt of, but it's completely true! We will seize the buzzword "wireless". Have you ever been unable to innovate your feature set? Right now? Imagine a combination of HTML and J2EE. A company that can reinvent fiercely will (at some unknown point of time) be able to target fiercely. Is it more important for something to be dynamic, real-time or to be leading-edge? What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Our feature set is unmatched, but our next-generation intra-transparent C2B2B branding and newbie-proof operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. The metrics for mega-performance are more well-understood if they are not customer-directed. We believe we know that if you redefine virally then you may also reinvent efficiently. We will expand our capability to productize without reducing our ability to engineer. The metrics for raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not six-sigma. If you seize compellingly, you may have to upgrade ultra-macro-intuitively. What does it really mean to embrace "super-efficiently"?