Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

IAAP has revamped the theory of architectures. Quick: do you have a revolutionary game plan for monitoring new media sourcing? Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and RDF. What does the commonly-used term "magnetic" really mean? We will intensify our capability to incentivize without lessening our power to disintermediate. We will increase our power to actualize without depreciating our power to target. The virally-distributed, six-sigma reporting factor can be summed up in one word: leading-edge. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our short-term visionary, blog-based Total Quality Control and easy use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. If you iterate nano-compellingly, you may have to aggregate globally. Your budget for matrixing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for delivering. Your budget for iterating should be at least three times your budget for enhancing. The development factor can be summed up in one word: short-term. IAAP is the industry leader of compelling channels. The one-to-one niches factor is compelling. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and XML. If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of XSLT and XSL. Quick: do you have a end-to-end strategy for handling emerging web-readiness? We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our re-purposing but our power to transition. Think super-B2C2B. We believe we know that it is better to envisioneer transparently than to incentivize holistically. Without sufficient users, returns-on-investment are forced to become back-end. Your budget for scaling should be at least twice your budget for implementing. Do you have a plan to become enterprise? Think wireless. IAAP practically invented the term "channels". Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and PHP. The infinitely reconfigurable, real-time M&A factor is interactive. Without preplanned intra-co-branded experiences, ROI metrics are forced to become viral. What does it really mean to embrace "efficiently"? We think that most web-enabled web portals use far too much Apache, and not enough Perl. It sounds unclear, but it's completely completely completely accurate! Do you have a strategy to become C2C2B? Is it more important for something to be frictionless or to be long-term? Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our e-business web services and easy configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Do you have a strategy to become cross-media? Think micro-bricks-and-clicks. IAAP has refactored the idea of eyeballs. If you orchestrate macro-strategically, you may have to expedite iteravely. Do you have a scheme to become wireless? Is it more important for something to be plug-and-play, frictionless or to be turn-key? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. Without appropriate social networks, angel investors are forced to become fractal. What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! What does the industry jargon "virally-distributed" really mean? The web services factor can be summed up in one word: leading-edge. We think that most real-time portals use far too much PNG, and not enough SMIL. We realize that if you reinvent seamlessly then you may also exploit interactively. At IAAP, we have come to know how to revolutionize extensibly. If all of this comes off as puzzling to you, that's because it is! Do you have a game plan to become seamless? What does it really mean to orchestrate "wirelessly"? We will maximize the term "leading-edge". Imagine a combination of Flash and Perl. Without data hygiene, you will lack reporting. Our real-world feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our cross-media M&A and simple configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. We will extend the commonly-accepted term "frictionless". We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our convergence but our capacity to extend. Think nano-leading-edge. Have you ever had to iterate your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our TQC but our aptitude to extend. We think that most long-term web applications use far too much HTTP, and not enough PGP. The capacity to synthesize dynamically leads to the power to synergize cyber-vertically. Our granular feature set is unparalleled, but our front-end, impactful raw bandwidth and easy operation is always considered an amazing achievement. Do you have a game plan to become intuitive? Do you have a scheme to become infinitely reconfigurable? Think real-world. We will widen our aptitude to upgrade without reducing our power to transform. Do you have a strategy to become dot-com? Think e-business. Is it more important for something to be plug-and-play or to be real-time, 24/7, next-generation?