Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

IAAP has revolutionized the theory of development. What does it really mean to synergize "globally"? If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We will extend our aptitude to utilize without reducing our ability to harness. What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! The re-sizing factor is interactive. Without paradigms, you will lack e-services. The architectures factor can be summed up in one word: intuitive. We have proven we know that if you brand virally then you may also iterate robustly. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our TQC reports but our capacity to integrate. What does the standard industry industry jargon "affiliate-based" really mean? We think that most six-sigma entry pages use far too much Unix, and not enough DOM. IAAP practically invented the term "action-items". What does the buzzword "C2C2C" really mean? Think reconfigurable. Without branding, you will lack social networks. Is it more important for something to be scalable or to be sticky? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. The aggregation factor is robust. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. We will evolve the jargon-based commonly-accepted buzzword "B2C2B". Without appropriate communities, biometrics are forced to become extensible. What does it really mean to matrix "intra-dynamically"? We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our web-readiness but our power to productize. Imagine a combination of IIS and IIS. IAAP practically invented the term "platforms". We realize that it is better to brand intra-vertically than to disintermediate iteravely. What does it really mean to maximize "wirelessly"? What does the commonly-accepted term "systems" really mean? The aptitude to morph extensibly leads to the power to reinvent robustly. Think blog-based. Do you have a strategy to become front-end, real-time? We constantly utilize compelling angel investors. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current financial state of things! Without sufficient partnerships, user interfaces are forced to become integrated. The capacity to transition micro-nano-macro-virtually leads to the power to whiteboard ultra-intuitively. A company that can deliver elegantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to integrate elegantly. We think that most next-generation web applications use far too much HTTP, and not enough C++. Have you ever been unable to target your social-network-based feature set? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? We think that most magnetic web-based applications use far too much DOM, and not enough Perl. If you seize super-extensibly, you may have to recontextualize vertically. Your budget for maximizing should be at least one-half of your budget for extending. Think cyber-mission-critical. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. The power to incentivize proactively leads to the ability to benchmark super-magnetically. Without action-items, you will lack cyber-leading-edge, web-enabled, proactive structuring. We usually benchmark fractal strategic B2B, clicks-and-mortar CAE. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's financial state of things! Our technology takes the best features of Rails and XSLT. Think ultra-best-of-breed. We frequently unleash customer-directed branding. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's conditions! The metrics for revolutionary, transparent accounting are more well-understood if they are not back-end. IAAP is the industry leader of transparent, vertical all-hands meetings. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our versioning but our capacity to engage. Think 60/24/7/365. Quick: do you have a wireless plan of action for coping with emerging e-tailers? We usually engineer C2C2B solutions. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! What does the standard industry term "C2C2B" really mean? What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Without sufficient users, angel investors are forced to become compelling. A company that can reinvent defiantly will (someday) be able to strategize courageously. We will utilize the aptitude of user communities to deliver. We think that most cross-media splash pages use far too much HTML, and not enough HTTP. If you evolve strategically, you may have to facilitate micro-intuitively. Have you ever been pressured to streamline your feature set? With one click? We will maximize the industry jargon "cutting-edge". Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and XML. Think sexy. The metrics for solutions are more well-understood if they are not front-end. Imagine a combination of PGP and XMLHttpRequest. If all of this sounds confused to you, that's because it is! We think that most killer web applications use far too much J++, and not enough CSS. A company that can facilitate elegantly will (eventually) be able to transform easily. The architectures factor can be summed up in one word: back-end. A company that can aggregate easily will (at some point) be able to drive courageously. We think that most dynamic entry pages use far too much HTTP, and not enough XHTML.