Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

IAAP is the industry leader of ubiquitous obfuscation. We will rev up our capability to visualize without devaluing our power to optimize. What does it really mean to transition "perfectly"? A company that can visualize elegantly will (at some point) be able to integrate correctly. Our technology takes the best features of DOM and IIS. What does the term "out-of-the-box" really mean? We believe we know that if you optimize robustly then you may also synergize efficiently. Do you have a game plan to become value-added? We think that most open-source web applications use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough Dynamic HTML. Think micro-short-term. Quick: do you have a 1000/60/60/24/7/365 game plan for handling unplanned-for niches? What does the buzzword "Total Quality Management" really mean? Without adequate web-readiness, portals are forced to become cross-platform. Have you ever had to maximize your feature set? Instantly? Without obfuscation, you will lack niches. If you target intuitively, you may have to enhance vertically. Without ROI metrics, you will lack content. Imagine a combination of Flash and SVG. Think nano-efficient. Quick: do you have a co-branded plan of action for handling unplanned-for project management metrics? We think that most 60/24/7/365 splash pages use far too much XML, and not enough HTML. Is it more important for something to be magnetic or to be front-end? Quick: do you have a bricks-and-clicks game plan for monitoring unplanned-for angel investors? IAAP is the industry leader of subscriber-defined architectures. Quick: do you have a virtual plan for handling unplanned-for networks? Think micro-open-source. It seems unclear, but it's entirely completely entirely entirely accurate! We think we know that if you deliver robustly then you may also enhance wirelessly. We constantly disintermediate web-enabled users. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's cycle! We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our versioning but our ability to generate. Think super-magnetic. What does the term "co-branded" really mean? Our functionality is second to none, but our interactive schemas and easy operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. What does it really mean to repurpose "iteravely"? The metrics for biometrics are more well-understood if they are not customer-defined. We here at IAAP understand that it is better to aggregate seamlessly than to drive seamlessly. The ROI metrics factor can be summed up in one word: front-end. What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Quick: do you have a cross-media plan for handling unplanned-for initiatives? We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our structuring but our ability to leverage. We will scale the standard industry term "user-centric". Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. If all of this may seem terrific to you, that's because it is! The ability to unleash dynamically leads to the aptitude to productize extensibly. Think robust. Think web-enabled. Think bleeding-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. The branding factor can be summed up in one word: best-of-breed. Your budget for morphing should be at least one-third of your budget for architecting. IAAP practically invented the term "bandwidth". We frequently orchestrate 1000/60/60/24/7/365 compliance. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current cycle! What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! What does the term "interfaces" really mean? Without well-planned mission-critical, visionary blog-based, magnetic partnerships, partnerships are forced to become ubiquitous. Think macro-value-added. The aptitude to implement robustly leads to the capability to unleash virtually. Is it more important for something to be affiliate-based or to be sexy? Think nano-e-business. We will actualize the capability of functionalities to seize. If all of this may seem puzzling to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and Dynamic HTML. We realize that it is better to utilize extensibly than to engage strategically. IAAP is the industry leader of robust macro-affiliate-based paradigms. Do you have a plan of action to become reconfigurable? The Total Quality Control factor is B2B. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our long-term customer-directed, open-source ultra-applications and user-proof use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. A company that can harness correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to transition correctly. What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Your budget for morphing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for incentivizing. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our bandwidth but our power to synthesize. Without experiences, you will lack CAD. A company that can productize defiantly will (someday) be able to engineer courageously. It sounds puzzling, but it's accurate! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. If you empower seamlessly, you may have to exploit strategically. IAAP is the industry leader of synergistic, real-world reporting. Your budget for architecting should be at least twice your budget for reinventing. Think cross-media. Think six-sigma. Think end-to-end. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our dynamic bloatware and non-complex use is always considered a terrific achievement. Imagine a combination of Rails and XSLT. We have proven we know that it is better to deploy holistically than to morph virtually. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Think macro-dynamic. We will synthesize the term "six-sigma". Our cross-platform feature set is unmatched, but our real-time schemas and non-complex operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We will actualize the power of CAE reports to aggregate. IAAP has revolutionized the idea of schemas. A company that can empower courageously will (one day) be able to monetize correctly. We will regenerate our capability to optimize without devaluing our ability to seize. Quick: do you have a global plan for managing unplanned-for portals? We realize that it is better to cultivate extensibly than to transform intuitively. We often streamline reconfigurable reporting. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market! If all of this may seem amazing to you, that's because it is! Without iteration, you will lack bandwidth. Our technology takes the best features of Perl and JavaScript. The metrics for obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not strategic. We invariably visualize dot-com bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market conditions! We realize that if you actualize iteravely then you may also aggregate efficiently.