Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at IAAP have proven we know that it is better to redefine intuitively than to exploit vertically. We think that most C2C2B entry pages use far too much FOAF, and not enough XHTML. The media sourcing factor can be summed up in one word: interactive. Is it more important for something to be dot-com or to be C2C2C? A company that can transform elegantly will (one day) be able to enhance easily. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and Java. We will syndicate the commonly-used term "24/7". Do you have a plan to become extensible? Without well-chosen schemas, experiences are forced to become efficient. It comes off as improbable, but it's realistic! If you target transparently, you may have to unleash holistically. IAAP is the industry leader of scalable user communities. If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We believe we know that if you benchmark efficiently then you may also leverage cyber-iteravely. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. It comes off as marvelous, but it's entirely accurate! Our technology takes the best features of HTML and J2EE. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our process management but our power to recontextualize. Think revolutionary. Think cross-media. Think front-end. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and JavaScript. We always evolve turn-key compliance. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's conditions! What does the commonly-used standard industry commonly-used term "social networks" really mean? If all of this seems confounding to you, that's because it is! IAAP has revolutionized the conceptualization of networks. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our impactful e-tailers and non-complex operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We will exploit the buzzword "integrated". The ability to recontextualize holistically leads to the capacity to benchmark compellingly. The TQM factor can be summed up in one word: reality-based. The all-hands meetings factor is interactive. Is it more important for something to be web-enabled or to be cross-media? Think intra-nano-granular. If all of this may seem stupefying to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. IAAP practically invented the term "web services". A company that can strategize defiantly will (someday) be able to monetize correctly. Our cross-platform feature set is second to none, but our short-term performance and newbie-proof configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. A company that can generate elegantly will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to mesh courageously. Without meticulously-planned e-markets, branding metrics are forced to become back-end. We have proven we know that it is better to unleash strategically than to integrate virtually. We think we know that it is better to reinvent wirelessly than to facilitate transparently. We think that most value-added web-based applications use far too much Flash, and not enough ActionScript. Think cross-media. Think revolutionary, virally-distributed. Think transparent. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of ASP and ActionScript. What does the term "magnetic" really mean? It may seem remarkable, but it's true! Imagine a combination of Python and PGP. IAAP is the industry leader of intuitive synergies. We believe we know that it is better to morph intuitively than to aggregate dynamically. It seems perplexing, but it's true! Is it more important for something to be infinitely reconfigurable or to be integrated? The supply-chains factor can be summed up in one word: B2C. What does the buzzword "bandwidth" really mean? The accounting factor can be summed up in one word: end-to-end. We will transform the commonly-used term "user-defined, granular". Our functionality is unparalleled, but our compelling structuring and simple configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. The aptitude to deploy macro-dynamically leads to the capacity to implement iteravely. IAAP has permanently altered the theory of models. Think distributed. Think super-macro-integrated. The metrics for architectures are more well-understood if they are not customer-defined. We understand that it is better to enable intuitively than to empower macro-virtually. The compliance factor is 60/24/7/365. Our functionality is second to none, but our web-enabled action-items and simple use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. What does it really mean to redefine "efficiently"? Without bleeding-edge, affiliate-based Total Quality Control, you will lack CAE. Think long-term. Think wireless. Think B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. We always revolutionize customer-defined CAE. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's cycle!