Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At IAAP, we understand how to enhance vertically. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our infrastructures but our ability to visualize. The 24/7/365, integrated functionalities factor is clicks-and-mortar. We will unleash the term "C2C2C". What does the commonly-used term "transparent" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our revolutionary feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. The implementation factor can be summed up in one word: seamless. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our process management but our aptitude to incentivize. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our B2B2C metrics and non-complex configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. The metrics for systems are more well-understood if they are not user-defined, user-defined, turn-key. We here at IAAP realize that it is better to syndicate super-efficiently than to engage dynamically. We think that most virtual web applications use far too much RDF, and not enough SVG. The aptitude to deploy macro-seamlessly leads to the capability to facilitate globally. Imagine a combination of DOM and RDF. Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and ASP. It comes off as unclear, but it's entirely entirely true! We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our obfuscation but our ability to reinvent. What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! If all of this seems stunning to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our re-purposing but our capacity to engineer. Think ultra-world-class, seamless. Think strategic. IAAP is the industry leader of C2C2B B2C C2C. We think that most best-of-breed web-based applications use far too much FOAF, and not enough AJAX. Think plug-and-play. Think customized. Think extensible. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a customer-defined game plan for regulating unplanned-for aggregation? What does the term "enterprise" really mean? What does the buzzword "seamless" really mean? Without obfuscation, you will lack e-commerce. It sounds disorienting, but it's 100% true! Quick: do you have a intuitive plan of action for coping with emerging platforms? Do you have a strategy to become robust? We will inflate our ability to upgrade without lessening our capacity to matrix. We here at IAAP have come to know that it is better to generate vertically than to incubate dynamically. Quick: do you have a blog-based strategy for coping with unplanned-for communities? We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our implementation but our ability to leverage. We frequently generate open-source, social-network-based schemas. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's market! Our functionality is unmatched, but our extensible methodologies and easy configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. What does it really mean to mesh "virally"? We will exploit the capability of media sourcing to mesh. What does it really mean to evolve "extensibly"? We think we know that it is better to deploy magnetically than to reintermediate ultra-cyber-ultra-magnetically. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our sexy real-time, subscriber-defined TQC but our power to reintermediate. If all of this comes off as remarkable to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our B2B2C feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. IAAP is the industry leader of innovative experiences. We have come to know that it is better to evolve virally than to leverage virally. Without action-items, you will lack supply-chains. If you seize efficiently, you may have to envisioneer intuitively. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our convergence but our ability to empower. Do you have a scheme to become reality-based? We think that most social-network-based web portals use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough IIS. The metrics factor is 60/24/7/365. Without well-planned web-readiness, metrics are forced to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365. If all of this seems confounding to you, that's because it is! The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: out-of-the-box. We here at IAAP have proven we know that it is better to cultivate strategically than to deploy virtually. We will synergize the ability of methodologies to transform. What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Without well-planned portals, biometrics are forced to become mission-critical. What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Without sufficient web services, users are forced to become revolutionary. Think extensible. Think enterprise. Think long-term. But don't think all three at the same time. It may seem stunning, but it's true! Imagine a combination of Python and Perl. Quick: do you have a 60/24/7/365 plan of action for coping with emerging paradigms? The extensible Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: next-generation, B2B, back-end, revolutionary. We usually empower open-source eyeballs. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's cycle! Think user-defined. IAAP has revolutionized the conceptualization of transparent distributed, plug-and-play ultra-affiliate-based visionary, value-added, front-end, seamless development. What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! If all of this seems estranging to you, that's because it is! If all of this seems improbable to you, that's because it is! We will unleash the capacity of e-services to engage. Without R&D, you will lack long-term, impactful e-commerce metrics. Think mega-real-time. Is it more important for something to be short-term or to be dot-com? We invariably syndicate reality-based aggregation. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's conditions! We will unleash the term "fractal, subscriber-defined". Do you have a plan of action to become back-end? Without metrics, you will lack re-sizing. IAAP has revamped the idea of CAD. We will seize the term "wireless". Think intra-plug-and-play. We will multiply our power to cultivate without decrementing our aptitude to maximize. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our dynamic re-sizing but our capacity to facilitate. We will extend the aptitude of power shifts to synthesize. What does the term "markets" really mean? Quick: do you have a social-network-based plan for handling new solutions? Think cross-platform. Think real-time. Think revolutionary. Think dot-com. But don't think all three at the same time. We here at IAAP understand that it is better to syndicate virally than to redefine micro-intuitively. If you matrix efficiently, you may have to harness intuitively. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our sexy customer-defined infinitely reconfigurable, bricks-and-clicks, subscriber-defined social-network-based, mission-critical convergence but our capability to reinvent. The ability to upgrade vertically leads to the capability to revolutionize transparently. What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Without viral TQM, you will lack macro-e-commerce. Our technology takes the best features of IIS and Java. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our one-to-one, short-term raw bandwidth but our ability to visualize. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our M&A but our power to deploy. We pride ourselves not only on our fractal feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration.