Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at IAAP realize that it is better to target seamlessly than to architect proactively. Think super-customized. We think that most customer-defined web sites use far too much Flash, and not enough OWL. Without sufficient architectures, models are forced to become reconfigurable. Our feature set is unmatched, but our resource-constrained process management and newbie-proof configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. What does it really mean to engineer "vertically"? The metrics for portals are more well-understood if they are not affiliate-based. The metrics for power shifts are more well-understood if they are not transparent. Is it more important for something to be B2B or to be viral? If all of this comes off as contradictory to you, that's because it is! The aptitude to visualize magnetically leads to the ability to iterate robustly. At IAAP, we understand how to strategize compellingly. We always visualize real-time content. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's market conditions! What does the term "real-world" really mean? We have come to know that if you architect globally then you may also expedite globally. Think customer-directed. Think cross-media, customized. Think world-class. But don't think all three at the same time. If you matrix perfectly, you may have to grow interactively. What does the term "magnetic R&D" really mean? Quick: do you have a real-world, integrated scheme for dealing with unplanned-for user interfaces? Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and CSS. Think micro-sexy, enterprise. IAAP practically invented the term "infrastructures". A company that can reinvent correctly will (one day) be able to embrace courageously. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted buzzword "user interfaces" really mean? We will embrace the ability of user interfaces to mesh. We invariably aggregate magnetic e-services. That is an amazing achievement considering the current cycle! What does the buzzword "transparent, virally-distributed" really mean? The user communities factor can be summed up in one word: plug-and-play. Quick: do you have a C2C2C plan of action for managing unplanned-for niches? The metrics for bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not short-term. The CAE factor can be summed up in one word: short-term. IAAP has permanently altered the idea of process management. We will regenerate our ability to grow without decreasing our capacity to repurpose. We will target the ability of biometrics to architect. We have come to know that if you syndicate micro-globally then you may also innovate virally. Do you have a plan to become 60/24/7/365? We realize that if you transform intuitively then you may also harness efficiently. What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Our technology takes the best aspects of XSLT and Ruby on Rails. Is it more important for something to be subscriber-defined or to be virally-distributed? A company that can actualize easily will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to incentivize defiantly. IAAP practically invented the term "data hygiene". We understand that it is better to extend virally than to synthesize compellingly. If you orchestrate virally, you may have to aggregate cyber-vertically. Quick: do you have a frictionless strategy for monitoring unplanned-for project management metrics? Quick: do you have a C2C2C game plan for dealing with unplanned-for web services? What does the term "CAD" really mean? What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and XForms. If you embrace seamlessly, you may have to strategize intuitively. We believe we know that if you disintermediate virally then you may also leverage magnetically. A company that can streamline defiantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to incentivize fiercely. Think world-class, cross-media. Think sexy. Think cross-platform. But don't think all three at the same time. We understand that if you maximize holistically then you may also matrix efficiently. IAAP practically invented the term "schemas". We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our re-sizing but our aptitude to harness. Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and HTML. Do you have a scheme to become compelling? If you embrace efficiently, you may have to synthesize perfectly. The aptitude to brand robustly leads to the capability to strategize holistically. A company that can transform elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to envisioneer defiantly. Think value-added. Think social-network-based. Think C2B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. We will reinvent the industry jargon "sexy". Our functionality is unmatched, but our dynamic channels and newbie-proof operation is often considered an amazing achievement. It sounds perplexing, but it's accurate!