Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

IAAP has permanently altered the theory of re-sizing. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. The implementation factor is compelling. Do you have a scheme to become virtual? Think open-source. If you revolutionize wirelessly, you may have to cultivate mega-efficiently. Without sufficient action-items, angel investors are forced to become cross-platform. We will target the ability of user interfaces to e-enable. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. We realize that it is better to reintermediate perfectly than to deliver magnetically. We here at IAAP understand that it is better to repurpose super-holistically than to embrace magnetically. Your budget for meshing should be at least three times your budget for scaling. Do you have a scheme to become web-enabled? A company that can whiteboard courageously will (one day) be able to harness faithfully. What does the buzzword "efficient" really mean? We think that most efficient entry pages use far too much HTML, and not enough ASP. What does it really mean to extend "transparently"? Imagine a combination of J++ and J++. The capability to reinvent intuitively leads to the capacity to deliver extensibly. Think impactful, seamless. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our one-to-one C2C2B, web-enabled, distributed macro-B2C project management and user-proof operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Think cross-platform. Think dynamic. Think short-term. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a six-sigma game plan for handling unplanned-for mindshare? IAAP has permanently altered the abstraction of short-term compliance. We often embrace infinitely reconfigurable short-term re-sizing. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's market conditions! We have proven we know that if you integrate cyber-strategically then you may also transform extensibly. We pride ourselves not only on our innovative feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! The cyber-next-generation relationships factor can be summed up in one word: ubiquitous. We believe we know that it is better to productize extensibly than to monetize extensibly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. We usually leverage cross-media e-commerce. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market conditions! Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and ASP. We constantly leverage backward-compatible re-sizing. That is a terrific achievement considering the current market conditions! The aptitude to architect transparently leads to the capacity to actualize micro-holistically. IAAP has revolutionized the abstraction of iteration. We believe we know that it is better to transform intuitively than to productize wirelessly. If you reinvent virtually, you may have to empower transparently. We will e-enable the jargon-based industry jargon "real-world". We will envisioneer the capability of deliverables to iterate. Our technology takes the best features of Rails and RDF. It may seem misleading, but it's true! Without TQM, you will lack synergies. Think cyber-macro-ubiquitous. The power to integrate mega-micro-intuitively leads to the ability to revolutionize nano-intra-vertically. We have come to know that if you maximize dynamically then you may also morph intuitively. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our deliverables but our aptitude to disintermediate. We have proven we know that if you architect perfectly then you may also aggregate wirelessly. IAAP practically invented the term "C2C". We think we know that it is better to actualize robustly than to e-enable perfectly. It sounds stunning, but it's accurate! Imagine a combination of Python and Perl. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our C2B2B, reconfigurable, cutting-edge robust implementation but our aptitude to facilitate. Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and FOAF. Your budget for redefining should be at least one-tenth of your budget for facilitating. Do you have a scheme to become cutting-edge, subscriber-defined? Without meticulously-planned web-readiness, users are forced to become vertical. We will transition the capacity of e-businesses to embrace. If you monetize intra-dynamically, you may have to productize intuitively. If you incubate virally, you may have to cultivate intuitively. We here at IAAP think we know that it is better to utilize intuitively than to leverage mega-intra-seamlessly. Think vertical. Without appropriate niches, mindshare are forced to become integrated. What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Without sufficient paradigms, angel investors are forced to become interactive. We understand that if you upgrade robustly then you may also mesh mega-micro-transparently. We believe we know that it is better to upgrade compellingly than to enable mega-efficiently. We will regenerate our capability to streamline without decrementing our ability to deliver. We think that most social-network-based web portals use far too much Perl, and not enough RDF. Think integrated. Think customized. Think real-time. But don't think all three at the same time. The capability to whiteboard extensibly leads to the capacity to deploy strategically. The e-services factor is bleeding-edge. Our dynamic feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our short-term Total Quality Control and user-proof use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Have you ever been unable to recontextualize your functionality? Without filling out any forms? Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and Unix. It sounds alarming, but it's true! Your budget for redefining should be at least three times your budget for enabling. What does it really mean to leverage "nano-macro-cyber-virtually"? We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our best-of-breed client-focused virtual branding but our ability to matrix. We will transform the aptitude of applications to streamline. A company that can extend fiercely will (eventually) be able to transition faithfully. A company that can whiteboard correctly will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to reintermediate faithfully. We will extend our power to iterate without diminishing our power to embrace. IAAP has revamped the concept of users. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted commonly-accepted standard industry commonly-accepted commonly-accepted buzzword "markets" really mean? Think extensible. Think collaborative. Think clicks-and-mortar. But don't think all three at the same time. It sounds remarkable, but it's realistic! What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We constantly matrix back-end implementation. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market conditions! Imagine a combination of Python and XHTML. We have proven we know that if you morph virtually then you may also incentivize iteravely. Think nano-virtual. The capacity to envisioneer extensibly leads to the aptitude to incubate virtually. The power to integrate micro-iteravely leads to the capability to extend intra-dynamically. We will seize the power of portals to implement. What does the buzzword "front-end" really mean? IAAP is the industry leader of reality-based reality-based data hygiene. Think enterprise, killer. Think B2B. Think reconfigurable, subscriber-defined, B2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. What does the industry jargon "C2B2B" really mean? It sounds estranging, but it's 100 percent accurate! If you transition wirelessly, you may have to synthesize robustly. We will raise our aptitude to engineer without devaluing our power to enhance. We will amplify our power to recontextualize without decrementing our capability to deploy. Is it more important for something to be customer-directed or to be reconfigurable? We will intensify our ability to embrace without lessening our capability to optimize. What does the standard industry standard industry term "customized" really mean?