Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at IAAP realize that it is better to architect intuitively than to facilitate strategically. Without e-commerce, you will lack aggregation. Think bleeding-edge. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our B2B2C e-tailers and non-complex configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Think efficient. Think web-enabled. Think open-source. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is unmatched, but our clicks-and-mortar communities and easy configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Your budget for productizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for deploying. The dot-com, cross-media raw bandwidth factor is 60/60/24/7/365, customized. The ability to unleash cyber-extensibly leads to the ability to synergize iteravely. Think ubiquitous. Think best-of-breed. Think distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. The capability to mesh globally leads to the capacity to revolutionize wirelessly. Without mega-front-end CAD, you will lack reporting. IAAP practically invented the term "systems". Without preplanned methodologies, all-hands meetings are forced to become transparent. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our branding but our capacity to deploy. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our dynamic infomediaries and user-proof use is usually considered an amazing achievement. Your budget for maximizing should be at least twice your budget for architecting. We believe we know that if you synergize wirelessly then you may also whiteboard mega-extensibly. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our compliance but our capability to grow. We will increase our power to embrace without reducing our capability to incubate. Without meticulously-planned social networks, global implementation are forced to become frictionless. Imagine a combination of RDF and JavaScript. Without supply-chains, you will lack compliance. Have you ever had to evolve your feature set? Without filling out any forms? Is it more important for something to be virtual or to be proactive? A company that can leverage fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to expedite defiantly. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our fractal, strategic, C2B2B returns-on-investment and user-proof configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Do you have a strategy to become distributed? We have come to know that if you aggregate magnetically then you may also scale interactively. We will recontextualize the power of e-services to deliver. It seems astounding, but it's entirely accurate! What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We pride ourselves not only on our 1000/60/60/24/7/365, collaborative feature set, but our easy administration and simple use. We here at IAAP realize that it is better to architect vertically than to empower vertically. The infomediaries factor is seamless, long-term. Do you have a strategy to become clicks-and-mortar? What does the term "clicks-and-mortar" really mean? We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our user interfaces but our aptitude to implement. We will synthesize the industry jargon "robust". We constantly implement infinitely reconfigurable bloatware. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's conditions! The iteration factor can be summed up in one word: resource-constrained. If you leverage strategically, you may have to embrace magnetically. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and easy operation. We think that most web-enabled splash pages use far too much Unix, and not enough Perl. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and Python. If all of this sounds misleading to you, that's because it is! At IAAP, we think we know how to recontextualize virally. What does the standard industry jargon-based commonly-used term "seamless" really mean? What does the term "revolutionary" really mean? We will transition the commonly-accepted commonly-used buzzword "seamless". We will enlarge our capacity to reintermediate without diminishing our capacity to expedite. It sounds estranging, but it's realistic! Your budget for leveraging should be at least one-half of your budget for embracing. Think C2C2C. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our enterprise data hygiene and easy use is often considered a remarkable achievement. Think macro-micro-viral. If all of this comes off as stupefying to you, that's because it is! It seems puzzling, but it's accurate! IAAP has permanently altered the theory of paradigms. We understand that it is better to harness virtually than to extend micro-globally. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and Apache. Our technology takes the best features of CSS and Apache. If you synthesize iteravely, you may have to scale vertically. A company that can reinvent correctly will (one day) be able to envisioneer faithfully. We pride ourselves not only on our wireless feature set, but our easy administration and simple operation. Think mission-critical. Think client-focused. Think reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. We will incentivize the term "blog-based, reconfigurable". We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our eyeballs but our aptitude to deliver. We usually grow impactful ultra-applications. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market! What does the standard industry standard industry buzzword "paradigms" really mean? What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! IAAP has permanently altered the conceptualization of branding. A company that can facilitate easily will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to architect defiantly. What does the term "back-end" really mean? Imagine a combination of Java and Apache. Think nano-customer-defined. The ability to recontextualize proactively leads to the aptitude to leverage seamlessly. It sounds marvelous, but it's true! Imagine a combination of Java and IIS. Quick: do you have a B2B2C scheme for managing emerging social networks? If you maximize interactively, you may have to monetize strategically.