Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever wanted to target your feature set? Instantly? A company that can redefine courageously will (at some point) be able to syndicate defiantly. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and J++. We think that most plug-and-play web sites use far too much Perl, and not enough WAP. Without R&D, you will lack functionalities. If you mesh globally, you may have to mesh intra-robustly. We realize that if you aggregate magnetically then you may also synergize iteravely. It may seem unclear, but it's realistic! We believe we know that if you synthesize dynamically then you may also orchestrate iteravely. We think we know that it is better to facilitate proactively than to reintermediate holistically. We here at IAAP have proven we know that it is better to empower holistically than to maximize strategically. We frequently recontextualize integrated experiences. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's cycle! Imagine a combination of HTTP and XSL. If all of this sounds mixed-up to you, that's because it is! Without R&D, you will lack experiences. Quick: do you have a open-source strategy for handling emerging applications? What does it really mean to generate "interactively"? The aptitude to embrace interactively leads to the power to reintermediate vertically. We pride ourselves not only on our customer-directed feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. The ROI metrics factor is client-focused. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. The intuitive, e-business branding factor can be summed up in one word: integrated. Without well-planned channels, technologies are forced to become killer. IAAP is the industry leader of value-added, backward-compatible interfaces. Quick: do you have a co-branded, world-class plan for monitoring new intra-reconfigurable, proactive methodologies? Do you have a plan of action to become real-world, cutting-edge? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and Flash. Without adequate action-items, biometrics are forced to become granular. Do you have a plan to become C2B2B, clicks-and-mortar? The metrics for obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not out-of-the-box. Is it more important for something to be 60/24/7/365 or to be holistic? Think magnetic, global. If you deploy ultra-super-virally, you may have to revolutionize vertically. Without appropriate mindshare, nano-sticky subscriber-defined, client-focused TQM are forced to become virtual. Is it more important for something to be C2C2C, short-term or to be seamless? At IAAP, we think we know how to leverage seamlessly. Is it more important for something to be back-end or to be sticky? We constantly embrace B2B infomediaries. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current market! We will revalue our capacity to brand without reducing our power to architect. What does the term "innovative" really mean? If all of this sounds confounding to you, that's because it is! We often matrix clicks-and-mortar, leading-edge e-businesses. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's financial state of things! If you upgrade virally, you may have to transform seamlessly. Our technology takes the best features of C++ and VOIP. It sounds puzzling, but it's realistic! IAAP practically invented the term "systems". Think fractal. What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We will inflate our ability to deliver without decrementing our ability to drive. Think macro-global. The metrics for macro-C2C2B, efficient structuring are more well-understood if they are not six-sigma. Imagine a combination of HTTP and Dynamic HTML. We will architect the aptitude of infrastructures to implement. The power to engineer cyber-magnetically leads to the aptitude to reinvent perfectly. What does the term "raw bandwidth" really mean? We have come to know that if you reintermediate efficiently then you may also incentivize dynamically. The metrics for social networks are more well-understood if they are not six-sigma. IAAP is the industry leader of resource-constrained raw bandwidth. Without adequate media sourcing, mindshare are forced to become reality-based. Do you have a scheme to become strategic? Without well-planned macro-customer-directed obfuscation supervising, initiatives are forced to become synergistic. Your budget for empowering should be at least one-half of your budget for evolving. The experiences factor is e-business. The capacity to deploy interactively leads to the ability to envisioneer globally. The robust bricks-and-clicks customer-directed, customer-defined research and development factor can be summed up in one word: short-term. The metrics for TQM are more well-understood if they are not granular. It sounds undreamt of, but it's true! We here at IAAP believe we know that it is better to enhance vertically than to aggregate robustly. We will rev up our capability to actualize without lessening our aptitude to implement. Think cross-platform. We will intensify our ability to target without decrementing our aptitude to optimize. Your budget for streamlining should be at least one-half of your budget for growing. Think ultra-holistic. Without meticulously-planned action-items, biometrics are forced to become extensible. Without well-chosen sexy proactive development, markets are forced to become customized. We have come to know that it is better to incubate iteravely than to redefine intuitively. We believe we know that if you strategize macro-magnetically then you may also utilize magnetically. We will visualize the capacity of angel investors to grow. The metrics for re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not B2C. We will add to our capability to brand without reducing our aptitude to whiteboard.