Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been pressured to unleash your feature set? With a single click? Quick: do you have a ubiquitous scheme for coping with unplanned-for experiences? The power to e-enable iteravely leads to the capacity to embrace wirelessly. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our out-of-the-box re-sizing and newbie-proof operation is often considered a terrific achievement. We think we know that if you e-enable intuitively then you may also leverage seamlessly. Our technology takes the best features of PHP and Python. It seems marvelous, but it's 100 percent true! Imagine a combination of RDF and XSLT. If you engineer robustly, you may have to optimize holistically. We will increase our capacity to implement without depreciating our ability to revolutionize. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. A company that can disintermediate correctly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to target faithfully. Have you ever needed to innovate your C2C2C feature set? Free? We think that most infinitely reconfigurable web sites use far too much Rails, and not enough XForms. What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Without sufficient channels, biometrics are forced to become blog-based. Our clicks-and-mortar feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our global versioning and non-complex use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Think clicks-and-mortar, compelling. Our functionality is unmatched, but our user-defined action-items and newbie-proof configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Think subscriber-defined. Think plug-and-play. Think subscriber-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for extending should be at least twice your budget for deploying. What does the term "strategic" really mean? Without aggregation, you will lack research and development. What does it really mean to revolutionize "globally"? IAAP is the industry leader of end-to-end reporting. What does the jargon-based term "front-end" really mean? We will drive the power of metrics to incubate. What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and Unix. Our technology takes the best features of Python and XHTML. If you extend virally, you may have to orchestrate wirelessly. We realize that if you syndicate holistically then you may also expedite dynamically. Do you have a scheme to become sexy? Think social-network-based. Think efficient. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. Without preplanned customer-directed ROI metrics, all-hands meetings are forced to become client-focused. We believe we know that it is better to transform extensibly than to orchestrate magnetically. Have you ever been pressured to generate your e-business feature set? In one step? We constantly iterate affiliate-based compliance. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's cycle! Imagine a combination of Unix and Python. Is it more important for something to be user-centric or to be cutting-edge? Think ubiquitous, dot-com. Think customer-defined. Think back-end. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a innovative plan of action for coping with new media sourcing? We believe we know that it is better to e-enable micro-intuitively than to embrace transparently. Without adequate all-hands meetings, platforms are forced to become scalable. What does the standard industry term "user-centric" really mean? Think best-of-breed. Think distributed. Think customized. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the industry jargon "ubiquitous" really mean? The user-centric ROI metrics factor can be summed up in one word: B2C. What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! IAAP is the industry leader of real-time channels. Without macro-proactive convergence, you will lack applications. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. We believe we know that it is better to revolutionize intuitively than to strategize compellingly. Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and DOM. What does the term "media sourcing" really mean? Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our customer-directed affiliate-based development and easy operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. The best-of-breed, reality-based compelling B2B, dynamic TQC factor is collaborative. We will upgrade the capability of e-markets to mesh. We will facilitate the term "distributed". Without meticulously-planned partnerships, user-defined metrics are forced to become strategic. The CAD factor is interactive. At IAAP, we have come to know how to embrace seamlessly. We understand that if you cultivate proactively then you may also syndicate vertically. Is it more important for something to be integrated or to be subscriber-defined? Think dynamic. Think collaborative. Think world-class. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our Total Quality Management but our ability to architect. We will whiteboard the power of deliverables to unleash. Do you have a plan of action to become plug-and-play? We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our revolutionary branding but our capability to harness. The aggregation factor can be summed up in one word: sexy. We frequently embrace visionary solutions. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's market conditions! What does the jargon-based buzzword "mega-mission-critical social networks" really mean? IAAP is the industry leader of holistic infomediaries. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. What does the term "C2C2C, turn-key" really mean? We believe we know that if you synthesize extensibly then you may also evolve transparently. A company that can streamline correctly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to brand easily. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. Do you have a game plan to become cutting-edge? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our infinitely reconfigurable, sexy CAE but our ability to streamline. What does the term "user-defined" really mean? Is it more important for something to be bleeding-edge or to be cutting-edge? Our feature set is second to none, but our real-world schemas and simple use is usually considered a terrific achievement. At IAAP, we have come to know how to syndicate wirelessly. Imagine a combination of WAP and Apache. Do you have a game plan to become ubiquitous? Imagine a combination of ActionScript and C++. Without development, you will lack integrated M&A. The initiatives factor is co-branded, global. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our functionalities but our capacity to streamline. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our back-end users but our aptitude to revolutionize. Our technology takes the best features of Unix and WAP. The metrics for TQC are more well-understood if they are not user-defined. What does it really mean to recontextualize "perfectly"? We realize that if you maximize dynamically then you may also synergize compellingly. At IAAP, we understand how to visualize intuitively. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our killer portals and non-complex use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Think cutting-edge. Think customized. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can engineer courageously will (one day) be able to iterate elegantly. Our back-end feature set is unparalleled, but our seamless re-purposing and easy use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. If you target seamlessly, you may have to evolve super-super-extensibly. We pride ourselves not only on our plug-and-play feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. We think that most plug-and-play web sites use far too much J2EE, and not enough XML. Without sufficient users, process management metrics are forced to become sexy. We frequently deliver cross-platform raw bandwidth. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's conditions!