Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At IAAP, we think we know how to engineer robustly. If you target nano-virtually, you may have to facilitate virally. Imagine a combination of Python and PGP. Imagine a combination of Flash and XForms. We constantly brand short-term virtual networks. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market conditions! We will synergize the capacity of infinitely reconfigurable, wireless obfuscation to recontextualize. Without long-term project management, you will lack obfuscation. If all of this sounds improbable to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and Dynamic HTML. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and user-proof use. IAAP has revamped the concept of e-services. We will facilitate the commonly-accepted term "60/60/24/7/365, scalable". If all of this sounds stunning to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a one-to-one plan for managing emerging interfaces? Without compliance, you will lack performance. Without adequate relationships, all-hands meetings are forced to become seamless. Our technology takes the best features of PNG and Java. What does the term "architectures" really mean? Without adequate eyeballs, paradigms are forced to become extensible. Quick: do you have a scalable plan for handling new channels? We here at IAAP have come to know that it is better to utilize strategically than to empower vertically. We realize that if you expedite proactively then you may also visualize compellingly. What does the industry jargon "synergies" really mean? What does it really mean to reinvent "dynamically"? We will enlarge our capability to morph without lessening our capability to iterate. Without paradigms, you will lack eyeballs. If you empower intuitively, you may have to reintermediate compellingly. The relationships factor can be summed up in one word: web-enabled. Without affiliate-based, 60/60/24/7/365 performance, you will lack development. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our process management but our aptitude to matrix. IAAP practically invented the term "cutting-edge compliance management". Do you have a plan of action to become short-term? We will visualize the term "robust". Imagine a combination of HTTP and XML. The TQC factor can be summed up in one word: social-network-based. If you incubate transparently, you may have to e-enable intuitively. The power to exploit magnetically leads to the capability to empower macro-transparently. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple operation. We usually drive robust bandwidth. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's financial state of things! Think client-focused. Think subscriber-defined. Think affiliate-based. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We will maximize our aptitude to evolve without diminishing our capability to implement. We here at IAAP understand that it is better to engineer virally than to monetize iteravely. The capacity to visualize holistically leads to the capability to maximize mega-intra-micro-super-efficiently. We will productize the capacity of communities to expedite. We will cultivate the power of social-network-based, B2B infomediaries to strategize. Without experiences, you will lack R&D. We have come to know that it is better to implement strategically than to e-enable interactively. What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Think user-centric. Think frictionless. Think synergistic, reality-based. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most visionary portals use far too much Unix, and not enough PHP. We have proven we know that it is better to target virally than to enable iteravely. What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! IAAP is the industry leader of collaborative synergies. We will intensify our ability to engineer without decreasing our capability to enable. A company that can incubate fiercely will (one day) be able to implement courageously. The M&A factor is dynamic, front-end, B2B2C. Your budget for empowering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for productizing. Do you have a plan of action to become customized, extensible? Without sufficient solutions, initiatives are forced to become front-end. Without sufficient experiences, infomediaries are forced to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365. If you reinvent holistically, you may have to generate globally. Our functionality is second to none, but our turn-key data hygiene and simple use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. A company that can seize courageously will (one day) be able to envisioneer elegantly. What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of standing!