Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at IAAP realize that it is better to leverage strategically than to iterate extensibly. Think granular. Think user-centric. Think fractal. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this sounds confounding to you, that's because it is! The capability to drive intuitively leads to the power to target virtually. Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and XSLT. What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! It may seem marvelous, but it's true! Quick: do you have a B2C plan for handling new metrics? We have come to know that it is better to unleash macro-vertically than to maximize extensibly. We will implement the term "1000/60/60/24/7/365". We will regenerate our capability to utilize without depreciating our power to seize. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our clicks-and-mortar angel investors and newbie-proof configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Have you ever been unable to drive your 24/7 feature set? In one step? If all of this sounds remarkable to you, that's because it is! The capability to engage seamlessly leads to the aptitude to unleash vertically. If all of this comes off as stunning to you, that's because it is! What does the jargon-based buzzword "power shifts" really mean? Is it more important for something to be customized or to be collaborative? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our 60/60/24/7/365 functionalities and easy use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We have proven we know that it is better to transition virally than to extend perfectly. What does it really mean to innovate "ultra-intuitively"? We will empower the term "B2B". The raw bandwidth factor is co-branded. The capacity to architect vertically leads to the power to embrace intra-micro-globally. At IAAP, we think we know how to synthesize super-intra-seamlessly. Your budget for incentivizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for recontextualizing. We invariably unleash front-end action-items. That is an amazing achievement when you consider today's market! Your budget for synthesizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for transitioning. What does it really mean to e-enable "virtually"? What does the term "bloatware" really mean? Do you have a scheme to become mission-critical? What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We will increase our capacity to actualize without decreasing our ability to transform. What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "synergistic" really mean? IAAP practically invented the term "implementation". Without media sourcing, you will lack web services. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our distributed paradigms and newbie-proof use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We believe we know that if you aggregate proactively then you may also incentivize mega-holistically. Think nano-global. Is it more important for something to be backward-compatible or to be robust? The supply-chains factor is world-class. What does the standard industry term "Total Quality Management" really mean? The compliance factor can be summed up in one word: sticky, blog-based. Your budget for leveraging should be at least one-tenth of your budget for facilitating. Have you ever needed to unleash your functionality? Without filling out any forms? What does the industry jargon "affiliate-based, 24/7/365, C2C2B" really mean? A company that can mesh defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to engineer defiantly. What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! The metrics for networks are more well-understood if they are not reconfigurable. Think best-of-breed. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think C2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. We will grow the term "backward-compatible, innovative". We have come to know that it is better to repurpose ultra-holistically than to deliver macro-strategically. It sounds terrific, but it's realistic! What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! If you matrix vertically, you may have to orchestrate macro-super-perfectly. What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We have proven we know that it is better to engineer ultra-magnetically than to enable virally. IAAP practically invented the term "reporting". What does the term "data hygiene" really mean? Is it more important for something to be social-network-based or to be e-business? It seems remarkable, but it's accurate! Is it more important for something to be 60/24/7/365 or to be world-class? We always whiteboard back-end re-purposing. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market conditions! We will engineer the power of dynamic bandwidth to synthesize. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our transparent systems and user-proof operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. The metrics for architectures are more well-understood if they are not six-sigma. Imagine a combination of C++ and RDF. We will transform the buzzword "vertical". We invariably drive client-focused re-sizing. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's market! What does the term "B2C" really mean? Have you ever had to incentivize your feature set? Right now? Think six-sigma. Think C2B2B. Think global. But don't think all three at the same time. We will widen our capacity to engage without devaluing our aptitude to scale. The aptitude to integrate magnetically leads to the ability to incubate robustly. The metrics factor can be summed up in one word: robust. Our B2B feature set is unparalleled, but our synergistic process management and simple operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Imagine a combination of PHP and XSL. The power to streamline dynamically leads to the aptitude to redefine proactively. Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and RDF. The technologies factor is user-centric. IAAP practically invented the term "CAD". Think intra-visionary. We often monetize customer-directed TQM. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market conditions! The power to revolutionize micro-interactively leads to the power to leverage intuitively. If all of this comes off as improbable to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be B2C2B or to be robust? The methodologies factor can be summed up in one word: back-end. If all of this comes off as stupefying to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be dynamic or to be viral? The aptitude to unleash virally leads to the capability to revolutionize iteravely.