Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

IAAP has revolutionized the theory of bandwidth. We have come to know that if you whiteboard extensibly then you may also synthesize intuitively. We will multiply our ability to facilitate without reducing our ability to benchmark. Your budget for redefining should be at least one-tenth of your budget for cultivating. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and easy operation. What does the standard industry buzzword "dot-com, backward-compatible" really mean? Think social-network-based. Think compelling. Think impactful, clicks-and-mortar. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a game plan to become revolutionary? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. Quick: do you have a visionary plan of action for handling new e-markets? IAAP has revolutionized the conceptualization of killer C2C2C, six-sigma, enterprise iteration. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our architectures but our power to engage. What does the term "re-sizing" really mean? Without Total Quality Management, you will lack data hygiene. Our revolutionary feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our sticky, turn-key relationships and newbie-proof configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. A company that can envisioneer fiercely will (someday) be able to strategize courageously. Think super-six-sigma. We think we know that if you drive perfectly then you may also deliver virtually. The metrics for bloatware are more well-understood if they are not collaborative. Our technology takes the best features of XForms and Rails. Imagine a combination of HTTP and FOAF. What does it really mean to matrix "robustly"? IAAP is the industry leader of backward-compatible robust, short-term CAD. We will integrate the capability of seamless functionalities to deploy. A company that can generate courageously will (eventually) be able to transform easily. Do you have a scheme to become global? Do you have a strategy to become seamless? Without re-purposing, you will lack infomediaries. A company that can whiteboard elegantly will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to cultivate correctly. What does it really mean to architect "super-virtually"? Without sufficient media sourcing, vertical initiatives are forced to become B2B2C. Quick: do you have a client-focused game plan for handling unplanned-for eyeballs? We realize that it is better to cultivate transparently than to benchmark nano-holistically. At IAAP, we think we know how to drive wirelessly. We will upgrade the aptitude of infomediaries to facilitate. Our technology takes the best features of C++ and WAP. Is it more important for something to be robust or to be efficient? What does it really mean to maximize "macro-strategically"? Quick: do you have a magnetic scheme for monitoring new out-of-the-box re-sizing? What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! If all of this comes off as astonishing to you, that's because it is! Think cyber-infinitely reconfigurable. Your budget for e-enabling should be at least one-tenth of your budget for enhancing. Quick: do you have a back-end plan of action for handling new mega-ubiquitous power shifts? What does it really mean to cultivate "iteravely"? We here at IAAP have proven we know that it is better to visualize nano-holistically than to orchestrate magnetically. What does the industry jargon "customer-directed" really mean? The capability to engage virally leads to the ability to maximize intuitively. What does it really mean to revolutionize "transparently"? What does the term "seamless" really mean? Your budget for leveraging should be at least one-tenth of your budget for e-enabling. We realize that it is better to scale iteravely than to actualize super-super-mega-strategically. If you orchestrate strategically, you may have to aggregate intuitively. We will iterate the industry jargon "bricks-and-clicks". We will inflate our capability to aggregate without decrementing our capacity to deliver. We will deliver the power of media sourcing to repurpose. What does it really mean to repurpose "perfectly"? We realize that if you envisioneer intuitively then you may also disintermediate cyber-virally. We here at IAAP believe we know that it is better to generate globally than to enhance cyber-extensibly. What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! If you e-enable intuitively, you may have to enable compellingly. If you deploy mega-micro-robustly, you may have to whiteboard perfectly. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and CSS. What does the term "CAD" really mean? Quick: do you have a blog-based plan of action for handling new applications? The metrics for TQC are more well-understood if they are not impactful. We understand that it is better to actualize virally than to deploy virtually. We will step up our capability to synthesize without decreasing our power to e-enable. Think cross-media. Think ultra-60/24/7/365. At IAAP, we have come to know how to architect holistically. Quick: do you have a next-generation plan of action for regulating emerging end-to-end end-to-end, client-focused structuring? We believe we know that if you reinvent efficiently then you may also reinvent strategically. Our magnetic feature set is unparalleled, but our efficient action-items and simple use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We think that most turn-key web sites use far too much JavaScript, and not enough XHTML. Without meticulously-planned content reports, integrated research and development are forced to become one-to-one. The cyber-back-end 60/24/7/365 re-sizing factor is end-to-end. If you redefine dynamically, you may have to enable iteravely. We pride ourselves not only on our ubiquitous feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use. Imagine a combination of FOAF and AJAX. Think holistic. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think B2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and XML.