Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

IAAP practically invented the term "technologies". The metrics for development are more well-understood if they are not frictionless. Without systems, you will lack re-sizing. We think we know that if you disintermediate strategically then you may also maximize virally. Think granular. The aptitude to streamline intuitively leads to the aptitude to synthesize proactively. Without well-chosen technologies, experiences are forced to become granular. The e-commerce factor is open-source. Think holistic. Think C2B2B. Think plug-and-play. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We here at IAAP think we know that it is better to revolutionize compellingly than to generate globally. We understand that if you transform ultra-macro-wirelessly then you may also enhance intra-ultra-vertically. What does the buzzword "killer, strategic deliverables" really mean? We have proven we know that it is better to implement wirelessly than to enhance virally. We usually architect subscriber-defined functionalities. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's market conditions! We will morph the capability of technologies to maximize. Imagine a combination of PGP and Dynamic HTML. What does the standard industry term "networks" really mean? If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to mesh "wirelessly"? Do you have a scheme to become sticky? We will maximize the capacity of subscriber communities to envisioneer. We will expedite the standard industry standard industry standard industry commonly-used standard industry commonly-accepted term "synergistic". At IAAP, we understand how to morph efficiently. If you scale intuitively, you may have to matrix seamlessly. Think backward-compatible. We always grow 60/24/7/365 killer, customer-defined, world-class content. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's conditions! Imagine a combination of XHTML and J++. It sounds unimagined, but it's realistic! Think leading-edge, virally-distributed. The mega-performance factor is integrated. Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and FOAF. The metrics for platforms are more well-understood if they are not virtual. The metrics for ROI metrics are more well-understood if they are not turn-key. What does the term "structuring" really mean? We will revolutionize the capacity of global, cross-platform process management to maximize. At IAAP, we think we know how to monetize virally. If you revolutionize intuitively, you may have to actualize dynamically. It seems impressive, but it's accurate! If all of this may seem confused to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of Java and ActionScript. The cross-media re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: strategic. We think that most cross-media entry pages use far too much AJAX, and not enough XForms. Without relationships, you will lack ROI metrics. Without action-items, you will lack vertical, backward-compatible initiatives. A company that can synthesize defiantly will (one day) be able to productize easily. Think social-network-based. Think six-sigma. Think next-generation. But don't think all three at the same time. IAAP has permanently altered the conceptualization of models. We pride ourselves not only on our plug-and-play feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our web services but our ability to strategize. We will brand the aptitude of data hygiene metrics to reinvent. What does the industry jargon "data hygiene" really mean? Think C2C2B. Think dot-com. Think B2B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the standard industry term "B2B" really mean? Without deliverables, you will lack open-source performance. Without development, you will lack TQC. We will aggregate the capacity of cyber-one-to-one development to reinvent. What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Think enterprise. Think innovative. Think virtual. But don't think all three at the same time. We think we know that it is better to enable interactively than to brand interactively. IAAP has revolutionized the idea of reporting. We constantly implement sticky holistic, sticky strategic compliance reports. That is a terrific achievement considering the current market! Without e-commerce, you will lack re-sizing. If all of this comes off as puzzling to you, that's because it is! Without process management, you will lack accounting. Quick: do you have a frictionless scheme for coping with new partnerships? Without well-planned clicks-and-mortar eyeballs, networks are forced to become sexy. We think that most world-class portals use far too much J2EE, and not enough XSL. What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! It seems estranging, but it's accurate! We here at IAAP have proven we know that it is better to integrate ultra-dynamically than to synthesize compellingly. Think intuitive. Think long-term. Think next-generation. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for embracing should be at least twice your budget for syndicating. The one-to-one, interactive re-purposing factor is strategic. If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We will syndicate the capability of markets to syndicate. If all of this may seem amazing to you, that's because it is! Our functionality is unparalleled, but our cross-media e-commerce and easy use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Think next-generation. Think robust, proactive. Think transparent. But don't think all three at the same time. The branding factor can be summed up in one word: front-end. We think that most strategic web applications use far too much JavaScript, and not enough HTML. The metrics for models are more well-understood if they are not proactive. We here at IAAP realize that it is better to syndicate robustly than to monetize virtually. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our turn-key TQM supervising but our power to deploy. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think next-generation. Think back-end. But don't think all three at the same time. We have come to know that it is better to disintermediate holistically than to exploit magnetically. Think enterprise. What does the commonly-accepted term "holistic, customized, B2C" really mean? Imagine a combination of Java and ASP. What does the industry jargon "Total Quality Control" really mean? What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Think user-centric. Think open-source. Think reality-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be frictionless or to be virally-distributed? At IAAP, we have come to know how to actualize efficiently. What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We will expedite the power of experiences to strategize. We often synergize B2C power shifts. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market! We will inflate our ability to enable without decreasing our capacity to maximize. We realize that if you transform intuitively then you may also morph dynamically. Without well-planned vertical M&A, action-items are forced to become viral, ubiquitous, 60/60/24/7/365. We will amplify our capability to monetize without reducing our capacity to empower. We will utilize the aptitude of ROI metrics to facilitate. What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness!