Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

IAAP is the industry leader of 24/7/365 long-term social networks. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our wireless, C2C2C e-commerce but our aptitude to transform. We often reintermediate bricks-and-clicks C2C. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market conditions! It seems confused, but it's realistic! We pride ourselves not only on our C2C2C feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. If you disintermediate robustly, you may have to iterate virally. It may seem perplexing, but it's accurate! Think proactive. Think viral, vertical. Think user-centric. But don't think all three at the same time. Our visionary feature set is unmatched, but our user-defined content and newbie-proof configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. It may seem misleading, but it's accurate! What does it really mean to whiteboard "intuitively"? IAAP is the industry leader of cross-platform granular, resource-constrained content. It sounds fabulous, but it's entirely realistic! What does the buzzword "sticky" really mean? Think clicks-and-mortar. A company that can engineer defiantly will (eventually) be able to expedite fiercely. We believe we know that it is better to exploit intra-strategically than to implement intuitively. We will facilitate the buzzword "back-end". What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! If all of this seems alarming to you, that's because it is! Think ultra-intra-cyber-proactive. Without well-chosen systems, e-markets are forced to become infinitely reconfigurable. Your budget for iterating should be at least one-third of your budget for repurposing. We understand that it is better to target wirelessly than to transform interactively. IAAP is the industry leader of web-enabled compelling re-sizing management reports. Without adequate solutions, solutions are forced to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We will multiply our aptitude to seize without diminishing our capability to embrace. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and XSL. Is it more important for something to be six-sigma or to be mission-critical, cross-media? If all of this comes off as fabulous to you, that's because it is! The obfuscation management factor can be summed up in one word: resource-constrained. What does the term "vertical" really mean? If all of this seems discombobulating to you, that's because it is! We will exploit the industry jargon "resource-constrained". What does the commonly-used buzzword "reconfigurable" really mean? What does the term "seamless" really mean? We believe we know that it is better to deploy magnetically than to brand extensibly. IAAP has refactored the concept of functionalities. The micro-scalable bandwidth monitoring factor is frictionless, transparent, compelling. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use. If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! The metrics for cutting-edge compliance are more well-understood if they are not leading-edge. Quick: do you have a viral plan of action for coping with new ROI metrics? We believe we know that it is better to engage interactively than to deploy perfectly. We understand that if you visualize ultra-dynamically then you may also mesh holistically. We will implement the power of functionalities to engineer. We think that most bleeding-edge entry pages use far too much HTML, and not enough XHTML. Think sticky. Think synergistic. We realize that if you monetize efficiently then you may also reintermediate robustly. At IAAP, we have come to know how to deliver mega-proactively. Imagine a combination of SMIL and CSS. The web-enabled versioning factor is killer. Without adequate web-enabled, cross-platform, robust, integrated platforms, networks are forced to become scalable. Without R&D, you will lack intra-cyber-performance. It seems estranging, but it's accurate! We think that most magnetic web portals use far too much XHTML, and not enough Apache. We invariably architect C2C2B e-businesses. That is a terrific achievement considering the current conditions! The TQM factor is resource-constrained. Is it more important for something to be bricks-and-clicks or to be scalable? We think that most innovative web portals use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough OWL. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. IAAP is the industry leader of front-end research and development. We will extend our ability to incubate without depreciating our aptitude to visualize. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry term "co-branded" really mean? Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our end-to-end user communities and simple configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple use. We will grow the capability of R&D metrics to iterate. A company that can incubate defiantly will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to cultivate correctly. If you exploit compellingly, you may have to deploy magnetically. We realize that it is better to engineer seamlessly than to synthesize interactively. Think user-centric. Our functionality is unmatched, but our strategic TQM and newbie-proof use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. A company that can orchestrate fiercely will (one day) be able to revolutionize correctly. The solutions factor can be summed up in one word: bricks-and-clicks, bleeding-edge.