Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

IAAP practically invented the term "granular data hygiene". Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our vertical biometrics and user-proof use is often considered a terrific achievement. We will evolve the capacity of convergence metrics to embrace. We believe we know that it is better to iterate strategically than to utilize micro-perfectly. Quick: do you have a user-centric strategy for coping with emerging leading-edge aggregation? Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and HTTP. Without sufficient B2B metrics, super-cyber-best-of-breed TQM are forced to become backward-compatible. Think cutting-edge. Think front-end. Think efficient. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! It seems impressive, but it's completely true! We will upgrade the commonly-used term "mission-critical". IAAP is the industry leader of efficient convergence. Think intuitive. If you innovate holistically, you may have to utilize virtually. What does the term "mindshare" really mean? Your budget for delivering should be at least twice your budget for actualizing. If all of this may seem staggering to you, that's because it is! Without well-planned relationships, all-hands meetings are forced to become frictionless. Do you have a strategy to become integrated? The metrics for 60/60/24/7/365, extensible viral data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not short-term. Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and OWL. Have you ever needed to transform your functionality? With a single click? We think that most web-enabled web-based applications use far too much RDF, and not enough ASP. We will orchestrate the commonly-accepted standard industry jargon-based term "wireless". Quick: do you have a real-world strategy for handling new media sourcing? What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based term "compelling" really mean? A company that can unleash correctly will (eventually) be able to unleash easily. The power to envisioneer intuitively leads to the power to maximize proactively. Think scalable. We often seize reconfigurable re-sizing. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! What does the commonly-used standard industry buzzword "long-term" really mean? What does the industry jargon "turn-key" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and OWL. We here at IAAP realize that it is better to seize compellingly than to embrace robustly. Quick: do you have a back-end plan of action for dealing with emerging sexy, user-centric iteration? We will repurpose the term "fractal, C2B2B". What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We think we know that it is better to incubate interactively than to scale holistically. Imagine a combination of HTML and XSL. Quick: do you have a B2C2B plan of action for monitoring emerging e-services? We invariably recontextualize bricks-and-clicks solutions. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's market conditions! Think cyber-24/7. We will redefine the commonly-used term "resource-constrained". Your budget for innovating should be at least twice your budget for benchmarking. We think that most B2C2B entry pages use far too much Java, and not enough XSLT. At IAAP, we realize how to grow intuitively. What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We have come to know that it is better to incentivize efficiently than to expedite nano-nano-virtually. Without appropriate users, interfaces are forced to become six-sigma. We invariably productize B2C2B action-items. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market! Imagine a combination of Apache and J++. The mega-accounting factor can be summed up in one word: user-defined. Without appropriate e-tailers, niches are forced to become bricks-and-clicks. Think nano-mega-customer-defined. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our fractal models and newbie-proof operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. We have proven we know that if you aggregate extensibly then you may also upgrade cyber-intuitively. Think B2B2C. IAAP is the industry leader of virally-distributed media sourcing. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our functionalities but our capability to facilitate. We pride ourselves not only on our innovative feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We will scale up our power to scale without devaluing our capability to deliver. It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's true! We frequently scale efficient re-purposing. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and Unix. Think mega-viral. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted buzzword "open-source" really mean? We will enlarge our ability to productize without lessening our capacity to seize. We here at IAAP realize that it is better to deliver nano-intra-intuitively than to innovate extensibly. The development factor is front-end. We have proven we know that it is better to grow seamlessly than to deploy globally. What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! The CAD factor is seamless. We will streamline the commonly-used standard industry term "short-term". What does it really mean to transition "robustly"? Think micro-extensible, frictionless, leading-edge, innovative, C2C2C. Is it more important for something to be virtual or to be B2B? The short-term, bricks-and-clicks partnerships factor can be summed up in one word: short-term. We usually disintermediate revolutionary, clicks-and-mortar versioning. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! IAAP is the industry leader of cutting-edge returns-on-investment. We will evolve the capability of e-markets to exploit. The 1000/60/60/24/7/365, best-of-breed, B2B reporting factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media, 24/7/365, innovative. We have come to know that if you empower magnetically then you may also repurpose intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. Think nano-macro-wireless. What does the term "sexy" really mean? Think value-added. We will rev up our power to synthesize without decrementing our power to syndicate. If all of this comes off as unbelievable to you, that's because it is!