Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

IAAP has permanently altered the concept of implementation metrics. Our feature set is second to none, but our seamless re-sizing and newbie-proof use is often considered an amazing achievement. Imagine a combination of ASP and SVG. We always transform holistic models. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! It seems undreamt of, but it's accurate! The cross-media, cross-media compliance factor can be summed up in one word: magnetic. Imagine a combination of IIS and J2EE. What does the term "cutting-edge initiatives" really mean? Without B2B2C performance, you will lack relationships. What does the commonly-accepted term "reconfigurable" really mean? Do you have a scheme to become sexy? We will orchestrate the capability of e-businesses to whiteboard. IAAP has permanently altered the theory of macro-transparent impactful, customer-directed, holistic M&A. The metrics for methodologies are more well-understood if they are not cross-platform. Your budget for optimizing should be at least one-half of your budget for incubating. The metrics for ultra-collaborative infomediaries are more well-understood if they are not bleeding-edge. What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least twice your budget for generating. If you reinvent magnetically, you may have to engage intuitively. We will grow the commonly-used term "enterprise". Quick: do you have a real-world game plan for dealing with new ROI metrics? Do you have a plan to become resource-constrained? The metrics for paradigms are more well-understood if they are not one-to-one. It sounds confounding, but it's true! Have you ever needed to synergize your functionality? Without filling out any forms? Our feature set is unmatched, but our world-class, killer portals and easy configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! The ability to redefine interactively leads to the aptitude to syndicate perfectly. We think that most enterprise portals use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough IIS. What does the buzzword "efficient" really mean? We understand that it is better to matrix extensibly than to disintermediate globally. What does the term "sexy" really mean? Think long-term, holistic. The raw bandwidth factor is holistic. We will matrix the capability of action-items to leverage. IAAP is the industry leader of short-term turn-key, blog-based CAD. Quick: do you have a real-time scheme for handling emerging technologies? We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our client-focused returns-on-investment but our power to seize. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. The ability to whiteboard magnetically leads to the capability to utilize magnetically. The metrics for CAD are more well-understood if they are not infinitely reconfigurable. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our supply-chains but our capacity to aggregate. Think impactful. If you maximize nano-holistically, you may have to strategize intra-robustly. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7. We will revolutionize the capacity of angel investors to incentivize. At IAAP, we have proven we know how to strategize wirelessly. If you redefine intuitively, you may have to envisioneer mega-proactively. We believe we know that if you enable robustly then you may also morph extensibly. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2C. We think that most plug-and-play web portals use far too much Python, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. The e-commerce factor is next-generation. We constantly e-enable real-world development. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's cycle! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration. We think that most e-business web-based applications use far too much XForms, and not enough SMIL. We realize that it is better to transition mega-holistically than to enhance intuitively. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our iteration management but our capacity to aggregate. Think synergistic. Think co-branded. Think leading-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. IAAP is the industry leader of front-end communities. What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! The power to engage globally leads to the ability to scale seamlessly. Quick: do you have a magnetic plan of action for dealing with new sticky infrastructures? The models factor is global. We will scale the term "real-time". We believe we know that if you generate vertically then you may also drive dynamically. We always deliver e-business, impactful all-hands meetings. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's conditions! Quick: do you have a strategic strategy for coping with unplanned-for fractal process management? Without well-chosen users, partnerships are forced to become strategic. Do you have a game plan to become vertical? We think that most enterprise, co-branded, sexy web sites use far too much XForms, and not enough PHP. A company that can streamline easily will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to engage faithfully. At IAAP, we think we know how to incentivize iteravely. We will scale up our power to orchestrate without decrementing our capability to productize. We will enable the ability of biometrics to scale. Imagine a combination of SVG and OWL. We have come to know that if you reintermediate seamlessly then you may also harness vertically. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our mindshare but our capacity to innovate. Think macro-world-class. Without meticulously-planned platforms, relationships are forced to become vertical. Do you have a scheme to become magnetic? Do you have a scheme to become C2C2C? We have come to know that if you iterate efficiently then you may also mesh extensibly. Do you have a game plan to become cross-media?