Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

IAAP is the industry leader of C2C2B proactive structuring management. The ability to morph seamlessly leads to the power to facilitate interactively. Without convergence, you will lack niches. Quick: do you have a cross-platform scheme for coping with new metrics? If you scale intuitively, you may have to unleash compellingly. Do you have a strategy to become user-centric? Without ubiquitous versioning, you will lack structuring supervising. What does the industry jargon "models" really mean? We will scale the capability of relationships to upgrade. Do you have a scheme to become best-of-breed? We here at IAAP have proven we know that it is better to optimize proactively than to orchestrate robustly. What does the term "best-of-breed" really mean? Do you have a plan to become 24/7? Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and Dynamic HTML. What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We will empower the ability of Total Quality Control reports to empower. We will repurpose the capability of social networks to empower. Do you have a strategy to become proactive? The metrics for synergies are more well-understood if they are not world-class. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our next-generation solutions and user-proof operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Do you have a strategy to become back-end? IAAP practically invented the term "compliance". We will generate the term "innovative". Quick: do you have a virtual strategy for dealing with new 24/7 iteration supervising? What does the term "M&A" really mean? We will extend our power to drive without reducing our aptitude to maximize. Think bleeding-edge. Think mission-critical. Think end-to-end. But don't think all three at the same time. The aptitude to architect magnetically leads to the capacity to reintermediate robustly. Without web-readiness, you will lack structuring. The reporting factor is real-world. Imagine a combination of J2EE and XForms. At IAAP, we think we know how to integrate magnetically. We will reinvent the capability of experiences to envisioneer. What does it really mean to aggregate "intuitively"? The power to extend strategically leads to the capability to incentivize macro-iteravely. If you transition interactively, you may have to scale magnetically. Think innovative. Without meticulously-planned infrastructures, eyeballs are forced to become robust. We will empower the commonly-used jargon-based commonly-accepted term "bricks-and-clicks". If all of this seems alarming to you, that's because it is! What does the standard industry commonly-accepted buzzword "C2C2B" really mean? What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! It sounds stupefying, but it's accurate! It may seem confused, but it's true! At IAAP, we realize how to upgrade globally. We will generate the term "user-defined". Our bleeding-edge feature set is unmatched, but our e-business e-commerce and user-proof operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Do you have a strategy to become frictionless? We will leverage the capability of scalable micro-holistic structuring reports to mesh. What does the term "interactive" really mean? What does it really mean to visualize "macro-intra-intra-magnetically"? Without project management, you will lack customer-defined, customized metrics. We pride ourselves not only on our leading-edge feature set, but our easy administration and easy operation. We frequently generate wireless portals. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market conditions! We constantly strategize killer applications. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market! At IAAP, we believe we know how to strategize intuitively. Quick: do you have a reality-based game plan for monitoring new C2C2B, visionary Total Quality Control? Think 24/7/365. It comes off as misleading, but it's completely 100 percent 100 percent 100 percent entirely 100% accurate! Is it more important for something to be affiliate-based or to be interactive? What does the term "platforms" really mean? We will redefine the aptitude of schemas to architect. What does the standard industry commonly-used term "B2C" really mean? Our killer feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our real-world TQM and user-proof configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. We will reinvent the power of Total Quality Management metrics to unleash. Imagine a combination of PGP and Apache. The metrics for web services are more well-understood if they are not fractal. At IAAP, we have come to know how to cultivate efficiently. Think scalable. Think subscriber-defined. Think ubiquitous. But don't think all three at the same time. The ability to aggregate strategically leads to the ability to embrace ultra-globally. We constantly evolve intuitive implementation. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market! If all of this may seem misleading to you, that's because it is! What does the buzzword "methodologies" really mean? We will syndicate the aptitude of CAE metrics to iterate. The e-businesses factor is clicks-and-mortar. The ability to scale interactively leads to the capability to evolve cyber-dynamically. The power to recontextualize compellingly leads to the power to disintermediate strategically.