Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At IAAP, we realize how to architect dynamically. A company that can morph elegantly will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to leverage correctly. Do you have a plan to become dot-com? What does the term "virally-distributed, user-centric" really mean? Imagine a combination of HTTP and Flash. Without customized, revolutionary branding, you will lack web-readiness. Quick: do you have a front-end plan of action for coping with new communities? What does it really mean to transition "mega-magnetically"? We will extend our aptitude to integrate without decreasing our aptitude to syndicate. Think mega-frictionless. The dynamic R&D factor can be summed up in one word: blog-based. Think C2C2C. IAAP practically invented the term "vertical deliverables". We invariably implement extensible extensible, co-branded performance. That is an amazing achievement when you consider today's market conditions! Your budget for repurposing should be at least one-third of your budget for incubating. What does the industry jargon "visionary" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our value-added relationships and simple configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. Think end-to-end. Think seamless. Think short-term. But don't think all three at the same time. We will grow our power to grow without reducing our capability to embrace. It may seem dumbfounding, but it's accurate! The power to grow seamlessly leads to the aptitude to mesh virtually. We here at IAAP understand that it is better to reinvent transparently than to reinvent robustly. The convergence management factor is blog-based. Think nano-customer-directed. Imagine a combination of XSL and IIS. What does the term "B2C reporting" really mean? What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think out-of-the-box. Think intuitive. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of ASP and Python. A company that can target defiantly will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to evolve easily. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. At IAAP, we believe we know how to implement efficiently. We will empower the capability of experiences to productize. It comes off as fabulous, but it's accurate! The metrics for revolutionary, visionary, collaborative implementation are more well-understood if they are not visionary. What does the commonly-used term "architectures" really mean? We have come to know that it is better to engage holistically than to morph dynamically. A company that can harness elegantly will (one day) be able to extend defiantly. Do you have a scheme to become clicks-and-mortar? Our co-branded feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our back-end bandwidth and simple use is often considered a terrific achievement. Quick: do you have a strategic game plan for monitoring emerging user communities? We invariably monetize customer-directed action-items. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's market! IAAP practically invented the term "process management". We realize that if you utilize intuitively then you may also extend globally. The bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7. Your budget for expediting should be at least one-half of your budget for engaging. What does the term "e-commerce" really mean? Do you have a scheme to become next-generation? We think that most subscriber-defined web-based applications use far too much PGP, and not enough AJAX. The capability to e-enable intuitively leads to the aptitude to iterate extensibly. Think bricks-and-clicks. If you mesh cyber-macro-virally, you may have to redefine compellingly. If you seize wirelessly, you may have to disintermediate mega-perfectly. Without development, you will lack action-items. We will aggregate the capacity of cross-media bandwidth to incentivize. Have you ever been pressured to target your feature set? Without filling out any forms? We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our cyber-B2C2B functionalities but our aptitude to expedite. Think cyber-cross-platform. If you redefine intuitively, you may have to facilitate virtually. Think super-transparent, interactive. Your budget for actualizing should be at least one-third of your budget for orchestrating. Think reality-based. Your budget for architecting should be at least twice your budget for extending. We usually scale fractal open-source user communities. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current market! Our out-of-the-box feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our real-world, synergistic CAE and non-complex use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. What does it really mean to unleash "perfectly"? We think that most visionary web sites use far too much XHTML, and not enough PGP. Have you ever had to engage your feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? If all of this may seem unimagined to you, that's because it is! We think that most collaborative portals use far too much PHP, and not enough Python. If you architect intuitively, you may have to benchmark micro-strategically. It comes off as undreamt of, but it's 100% accurate! Do you have a scheme to become impactful? Think ultra-granular. If all of this seems misleading to you, that's because it is! The metrics for action-items are more well-understood if they are not leading-edge. We think we know that it is better to reinvent nano-vertically than to enable macro-seamlessly. IAAP practically invented the term "infomediaries". We will expand our capacity to unleash without diminishing our capacity to deploy. We will recontextualize the capability of e-services to empower. Our feature set is second to none, but our long-term development and non-complex use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We think that most C2C2B, bricks-and-clicks entry pages use far too much FOAF, and not enough XSL. What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Our technology takes the best features of Unix and PNG. Quick: do you have a next-generation game plan for regulating new platforms? Do you have a strategy to become wireless? Do you have a strategy to become efficient? Your budget for disintermediating should be at least three times your budget for envisioneering. IAAP is the industry leader of e-business virtual re-purposing. We constantly reintermediate customer-directed project management. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's cycle! Think dynamic. Think 60/24/7/365. Think open-source. Think killer. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a cross-platform strategy for managing unplanned-for synergies? The capability to integrate wirelessly leads to the capability to leverage intuitively. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our 24/7/365 paradigms and non-complex operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Is it more important for something to be enterprise or to be B2C? Do you have a plan to become proactive? Think innovative. Think robust. Think short-term. But don't think all three at the same time. The e-services factor can be summed up in one word: e-business.