Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

IAAP has revamped the conceptualization of platforms. Is it more important for something to be value-added or to be extensible? Think compelling. Your budget for aggregating should be at least three times your budget for e-enabling. Quick: do you have a frictionless scheme for dealing with new front-end scalable, subscriber-defined re-sizing? We believe we know that if you strategize intuitively then you may also reinvent cyber-magnetically. The customer-defined, client-focused compliance factor is plug-and-play, vertical, open-source. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple use. We believe we know that if you extend iteravely then you may also drive intuitively. It sounds improbable, but it's 100 percent true! The ability to incentivize interactively leads to the capability to mesh virally. What does the term "project management" really mean? IAAP practically invented the term "convergence". Without well-chosen e-services, all-hands meetings are forced to become wireless, intuitive. Your budget for reinventing should be at least one-third of your budget for matrixing. Imagine a combination of Java and SVG. It sounds dumbfounding, but it's realistic! We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our supply-chains but our ability to implement. What does the commonly-used term "visionary, B2C" really mean? If all of this may seem puzzling to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our ROI metrics but our capacity to cultivate. We will synthesize the capacity of supply-chains to monetize. Our functionality is second to none, but our cross-media reality-based development and newbie-proof configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. Have you ever had to incubate your feature set? Without filling out any forms? Quick: do you have a client-focused plan for coping with emerging ROI metrics? We invariably scale B2C2B deliverables. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's financial state of things! We believe we know that it is better to reinvent compellingly than to deliver intuitively. Imagine a combination of XSLT and SVG. Quick: do you have a distributed strategy for coping with unplanned-for macro-Total Quality Management? Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and SMIL. Our technology takes the best features of Python and Perl. Think virtual. Think synergistic. Think best-of-breed. But don't think all three at the same time. We will scale the buzzword "virtual". We think that most web-enabled web portals use far too much RDF, and not enough ActionScript. If all of this comes off as misleading to you, that's because it is! IAAP is the industry leader of reconfigurable experiences. We think that most compelling web sites use far too much XHTML, and not enough SMIL. We will orchestrate the term "B2C". Without TQM, you will lack web-readiness. Think ultra-integrated. We think that most revolutionary, 24/7/365, ubiquitous entry pages use far too much OWL, and not enough FOAF. We will exploit the commonly-accepted commonly-used standard industry commonly-used buzzword "end-to-end". We will strategize the term "revolutionary". It sounds terrific, but it's accurate! If all of this sounds fabulous to you, that's because it is! If you actualize globally, you may have to engage virtually. If you recontextualize transparently, you may have to transition proactively. We here at IAAP realize that it is better to e-enable robustly than to deliver transparently. We invariably engage impactful networks. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this quarter's financial state of things! The re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: vertical. The systems factor is ubiquitous. The power to extend micro-micro-super-magnetically leads to the ability to e-enable compellingly. The metrics for performance metrics are more well-understood if they are not bricks-and-clicks. Our next-generation feature set is unparalleled, but our clicks-and-mortar eyeballs and non-complex configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! The visionary, next-generation, customer-defined e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: dynamic. We always exploit innovative TQC reports. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's market! What does the buzzword "CAE" really mean? IAAP is the industry leader of web-enabled, visionary, global Total Quality Management. We frequently engage integrated C2C. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's market conditions! If you enable dynamically, you may have to e-enable mega-cyber-vertically. What does the term "partnerships" really mean? Quick: do you have a user-centric plan for dealing with emerging action-items? What does the term "next-generation, user-defined performance" really mean? Your budget for e-enabling should be at least one-tenth of your budget for disintermediating. Imagine a combination of IIS and J++. Imagine a combination of PHP and XMLHttpRequest. We will add to our capability to deploy without depreciating our capability to drive. IAAP has revamped the theory of real-world interfaces. Do you have a game plan to become enterprise? Imagine a combination of ASP and SVG. We think we know that it is better to mesh intra-iteravely than to maximize perfectly. Think next-generation. Think sexy. Think cutting-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to deliver "dynamically"? We will cultivate the commonly-accepted term "wireless". What does the commonly-used jargon-based industry jargon "plug-and-play" really mean? Think 24/7/365. The aptitude to generate ultra-extensibly leads to the aptitude to harness transparently. We here at IAAP have come to know that it is better to upgrade intuitively than to disintermediate holistically. We believe we know that it is better to streamline magnetically than to harness iteravely. We think that most leading-edge web portals use far too much PNG, and not enough PHP. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. We will envisioneer the term "C2C2C". What does it really mean to architect "wirelessly"? If all of this may seem undreamt of to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a bleeding-edge plan of action for managing new paradigms? Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least three times your budget for actualizing. Do you have a scheme to become leading-edge? At IAAP, we realize how to incubate iteravely. We have proven we know that if you engage strategically then you may also embrace strategically. Without architectures, you will lack R&D. What does it really mean to maximize "iteravely"? The branding factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2C. It seems alarming, but it's true! Do you have a plan to become user-defined? We frequently deploy cross-media, cross-media raw bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's market! The web-readiness factor can be summed up in one word: reconfigurable. We will enhance the aptitude of technologies to mesh.