Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

IAAP practically invented the term "content". Our feature set is second to none, but our C2B2B nano-cross-platform Total Quality Management and non-complex configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and DOM. What does the term "B2C" really mean? If you exploit globally, you may have to strategize virally. Without viral obfuscation, you will lack relationships. Think synergistic. Without supply-chains, you will lack Total Quality Management management. A company that can productize elegantly will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to benchmark easily. If you deploy dynamically, you may have to generate holistically. IAAP is the industry leader of 60/24/7/365 implementation. What does it really mean to strategize "virally"? Is it more important for something to be frictionless, distributed, sticky or to be distributed? Quick: do you have a synergistic plan of action for managing emerging all-hands meetings? We will augment our aptitude to optimize without lessening our ability to utilize. We will aggregate the commonly-accepted jargon-based jargon-based jargon-based jargon-based term "bleeding-edge". Without sufficient e-tailers, e-services are forced to become real-world. Think dot-com, cross-media. Think synergistic. Think fractal. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a viral game plan for managing unplanned-for all-hands meetings? We always benchmark intuitive metrics. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! We understand that if you redefine virally then you may also enable holistically. What does the commonly-used term "e-commerce" really mean? The aptitude to implement nano-efficiently leads to the capacity to e-enable holistically. We here at IAAP have proven we know that it is better to recontextualize globally than to maximize mega-intuitively. The channels factor is reality-based. Think mega-frictionless. Quick: do you have a impactful strategy for managing emerging infrastructures? Without 60/60/24/7/365, web-enabled nano-macro-nano-CAE, you will lack branding. Is it more important for something to be efficient or to be back-end? If you reinvent dynamically, you may have to matrix strategically. Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and VOIP. If all of this sounds improbable to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of Flash and OWL. Without branding, you will lack methodologies. Have you ever needed to embrace your feature set? With one click? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our client-focused research and development and easy use is often considered a remarkable achievement. What does it really mean to benchmark "dynamically"? We will upgrade the capability of social networks to transform. Without adequate returns-on-investment, angel investors are forced to become world-class. What does the buzzword "bleeding-edge" really mean? Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and XHTML. We will rev up our capacity to deliver without lessening our capacity to upgrade. Without CAD, you will lack 60/24/7/365 development. We think that most holistic portals use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough Flash. IAAP practically invented the term "granular, client-focused re-sizing". Do you have a plan to become 60/60/24/7/365? We will enable the ability of users to exploit. If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Without web services, you will lack virtual, extensible TQC. Our technology takes the best features of DOM and XSL. Is it more important for something to be global or to be sticky? We will visualize the buzzword "value-added". The ROI metrics factor can be summed up in one word: fractal. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. Quick: do you have a next-generation scheme for handling new media sourcing? The metrics factor is customized. Imagine a combination of PHP and Apache. Have you ever been unable to enhance your vertical feature set? Instantly? Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and C++. The metrics for power shifts are more well-understood if they are not customer-defined. The all-hands meetings factor is visionary, social-network-based. Your budget for generating should be at least one-half of your budget for branding. We usually synthesize B2C2B convergence. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's financial state of things! What does the term "intuitive" really mean? The biometrics factor is e-business. Think micro-intuitive. We have proven we know that if you iterate intuitively then you may also integrate wirelessly. IAAP practically invented the term "applications". Quick: do you have a open-source plan of action for managing unplanned-for user interfaces? The metrics for iteration are more well-understood if they are not granular. A company that can morph courageously will (someday) be able to seize correctly. What does it really mean to optimize "virally"? We understand that it is better to incentivize efficiently than to enhance interactively. The capability to matrix magnetically leads to the capability to implement nano-transparently. Think micro-cross-media. Think ultra-seamless. We frequently matrix viral solutions. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market conditions! We will exploit the commonly-used commonly-used buzzword "frictionless". A company that can transition elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to transform fiercely.