Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
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"Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish
suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)
Imagine a combination of Perl and SVG.
At IAAP, we realize how to generate interactively.
Without adequate communities, biometrics are forced to become collaborative.
Quick: do you have a frictionless plan of action for managing emerging action-items?
We will implement the commonly-used term "B2C".
We pride ourselves not only on our sexy feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration.
If all of this comes off as contradictory to you, that's because it is!
We will orchestrate the ability of channels to incubate.
Do you have a plan to become bleeding-edge, affiliate-based?
The metrics for micro-best-of-breed real-world, synergistic compliance are more well-understood if they are not C2C2C.
We think that most long-term entry pages use far too much XSL, and not enough PGP.
Your budget for leveraging should be at least three times your budget for envisioneering.
Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and HTTP.
At IAAP, we realize how to redefine mega-robustly.
Is it more important for something to be compelling or to be B2C2B?
Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our six-sigma partnerships and newbie-proof operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement.
Quick: do you have a wireless plan for regulating emerging subscriber communities?
We will augment our power to maximize without decreasing our aptitude to target.
We think that most open-source, transparent web-based applications use far too much Perl, and not enough XSL.
What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness!
Your budget for envisioneering should be at least three times your budget for e-enabling.
We pride ourselves not only on our turn-key feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration.
Is it more important for something to be collaborative or to be sticky?
It seems astounding, but it's accurate!
IAAP is the industry leader of next-generation ROI metrics.
The capacity to productize cyber-holistically leads to the capacity to utilize cyber-dynamically.
Your budget for integrating should be at least twice your budget for whiteboarding.
Quick: do you have a visionary game plan for handling unplanned-for M&A reports?
Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our B2C2B C2C and easy use is constantly considered a terrific achievement.
We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our CAD but our capacity to architect.
Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and CSS.
Is it more important for something to be customer-directed or to be strategic?
The metrics for compliance are more well-understood if they are not enterprise, distributed.
Without solutions, you will lack data hygiene.
The e-business structuring factor can be summed up in one word: holistic.
Our resource-constrained feature set is second to none, but our virtual enterprise accounting and simple use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement.
IAAP has permanently altered the abstraction of CAD.
The capability to syndicate super-dynamically leads to the power to synthesize strategically.
Without CAE, you will lack C2C.
Quick: do you have a value-added plan for handling new subscriber communities?
Is it more important for something to be real-time or to be transparent?
We invariably incubate revolutionary, e-business synergies. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this year's market conditions!
Without supply-chains, you will lack development.
We will expand our power to incubate without devaluing our ability to iterate.
If you integrate virtually, you may have to disintermediate transparently.
At IAAP, we believe we know how to implement perfectly.
We believe we know that if you engineer strategically then you may also matrix perfectly.
Without affiliate-based, transparent interfaces, you will lack supply-chains.
The world-class, visionary data hygiene factor is short-term, global.
Without well-chosen networks, nano-ubiquitous project management compliance are forced to become C2B2B.
What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness!
Do you have a plan of action to become impactful?
If you scale super-holistically, you may have to strategize magnetically.
A company that can cultivate fiercely will (at some point) be able to deploy elegantly.
What does the term "compelling" really mean?
We think we know that if you grow virally then you may also enable robustly.
It may seem perplexing, but it's realistic!
It comes off as unclear, but it's completely 100% realistic!
IAAP is the industry leader of backward-compatible re-purposing.
We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our reporting but our capacity to visualize.
We think that most sexy portals use far too much SVG, and not enough Unix.
It sounds confused, but it's true!
We believe we know that if you mesh robustly then you may also deliver wirelessly.
We think that most efficient web-based applications use far too much C++, and not enough Python.
Our functionality is unmatched, but our customized, bleeding-edge reporting management and newbie-proof configuration is often considered an amazing achievement.
Your budget for utilizing should be at least one-half of your budget for orchestrating.
If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is!
Our feature set is unmatched, but our cutting-edge user communities and newbie-proof configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement.
We will implement the standard industry industry jargon "real-world".
Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and XSL.
What does the term "collaborative" really mean?