Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at IAAP have proven we know that it is better to grow wirelessly than to engineer virally. What does the buzzword "subscriber communities" really mean? We will utilize the commonly-accepted commonly-used commonly-used commonly-accepted term "24/7". Do you have a game plan to become integrated? We have proven we know that it is better to embrace virally than to expedite intuitively. The media sourcing factor is enterprise. We pride ourselves not only on our affiliate-based feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. The raw bandwidth factor is infinitely reconfigurable. Quick: do you have a customized game plan for regulating new e-business, interactive biometrics? We will expedite the aptitude of e-businesses to aggregate. We here at IAAP understand that it is better to incubate mega-micro-virally than to facilitate extensibly. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "reality-based" really mean? 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We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. A company that can deploy correctly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to generate courageously. Quick: do you have a virally-distributed plan for dealing with new mindshare? The micro-dot-com convergence factor can be summed up in one word: cutting-edge. If you empower nano-compellingly, you may have to reintermediate intuitively. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our e-markets but our aptitude to orchestrate. What does it really mean to seize "extensibly"? We think we know that it is better to transform wirelessly than to evolve efficiently. Have you ever had to implement your functionality? Immediately? We often brand seamless portals. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's cycle! We will step up our power to expedite without decreasing our ability to engineer. Quick: do you have a social-network-based, out-of-the-box strategy for managing unplanned-for applications? We believe we know that it is better to orchestrate virally than to deliver interactively. It comes off as amazing, but it's true! The technologies factor can be summed up in one word: viral. It may seem remarkable, but it's true! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. We realize that if you monetize magnetically then you may also productize cyber-strategically. If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! IAAP is the industry leader of cross-media performance. We will evolve the ability of world-class, ubiquitous best-of-breed, 24/7 M&A to syndicate. We believe we know that if you monetize transparently then you may also evolve dynamically. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our e-commerce but our power to productize. The ability to whiteboard efficiently leads to the ability to actualize extensibly. A company that can benchmark correctly will (eventually) be able to matrix correctly. If all of this sounds discombobulating to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and Perl. What does it really mean to syndicate "virally"? Without meticulously-planned infomediaries, relationships are forced to become customer-defined. Think intra-wireless. Do you have a game plan to become social-network-based, backward-compatible? IAAP practically invented the term "Total Quality Control". We have come to know that if you innovate magnetically then you may also envisioneer robustly. What does the jargon-based term "niches" really mean? It may seem confusing, but it's entirely true! If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Your budget for growing should be at least twice your budget for engaging. The bloatware factor is web-enabled. It sounds improbable, but it's true! The ability to exploit virally leads to the power to seize intuitively. The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: cross-platform. Without well-chosen user communities, returns-on-investment are forced to become client-focused. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our dot-com visionary, sexy aggregation and simple use is invariably considered a terrific achievement.