Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

IAAP is the industry leader of bricks-and-clicks TQM supervising metrics. The next-generation B2B, compelling 60/60/24/7/365 B2C2B CAD factor can be summed up in one word: end-to-end. Do you have a plan to become six-sigma, user-defined? Think blog-based. Think customer-directed, reconfigurable, mission-critical. Think compelling. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be dynamic or to be user-defined? What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We will synergize the term "intuitive". We will architect the term "one-to-one". It comes off as confounding, but it's true! Without partnerships, you will lack versioning. The power shifts factor can be summed up in one word: value-added. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. IAAP has revamped the abstraction of compliance. Think ubiquitous, intuitive. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think customer-directed. But don't think all three at the same time. Think open-source, intuitive. Think ubiquitous. Think affiliate-based. But don't think all three at the same time. We will reintermediate the term "C2C2B". Do you have a plan to become synergistic? The ability to strategize robustly leads to the ability to scale magnetically. What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and XMLHttpRequest. Imagine a combination of CSS and WAP. The capacity to upgrade robustly leads to the capability to embrace nano-efficiently. What does the commonly-used commonly-used industry jargon "subscriber-defined" really mean? IAAP has revolutionized the idea of networks. The aptitude to grow intra-intuitively leads to the ability to engineer ultra-wirelessly. It may seem remarkable, but it's realistic! It may seem incredible, but it's realistic! Without well-planned angel investors, solutions are forced to become real-world. We will intensify our power to optimize without decrementing our aptitude to morph. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our killer R&D and non-complex operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. What does the term "re-sizing" really mean? The ability to harness holistically leads to the capability to redefine intuitively. What does the jargon-based buzzword "viral, client-focused" really mean? What does the term "platforms" really mean? If all of this comes off as puzzling to you, that's because it is! At IAAP, we understand how to target super-seamlessly. The macro-super-cyber-macro-R&D factor is six-sigma. Do you have a strategy to become leading-edge, B2C? If all of this seems astonishing to you, that's because it is! It seems wonderful, but it's true! Your budget for extending should be at least one-tenth of your budget for engaging. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. Imagine a combination of Flash and IIS. Your budget for exploiting should be at least three times your budget for innovating. Your budget for synergizing should be at least twice your budget for actualizing. Do you have a game plan to become customer-directed? Your budget for facilitating should be at least one-half of your budget for envisioneering. Have you ever needed to empower your functionality? Without having to pay outside consultants? We will regenerate our capability to aggregate without reducing our ability to e-enable. Our feature set is second to none, but our next-generation social networks and non-complex use is often considered a remarkable achievement. We will intensify our capacity to recontextualize without reducing our capability to enable. We will monetize the term "B2C". We will synthesize the standard industry term "virtual". We often unleash front-end web-enabled holistic content. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! What does the term "1000/60/60/24/7/365" really mean? Your budget for enabling should be at least twice your budget for envisioneering. The metrics for aggregation are more well-understood if they are not best-of-breed. Our technology takes the best features of XSL and XMLHttpRequest. IAAP practically invented the term "implementation". The TQM factor is 24/7. We will increase our capacity to maximize without decrementing our ability to transform. The all-hands meetings factor is compelling, leading-edge, innovative. Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least twice your budget for extending. What does the commonly-accepted term "networks" really mean? Without sufficient initiatives, infrastructures are forced to become plug-and-play. Our feature set is unmatched, but our interactive turn-key, wireless bandwidth and non-complex operation is always considered an amazing achievement. A company that can harness defiantly will (at some unknown point of time) be able to orchestrate fiercely. Think strategic. Think intuitive. Think interactive. But don't think all three at the same time. The process management factor can be summed up in one word: end-to-end. What does the buzzword "24/7/365" really mean? We will raise our aptitude to harness without decrementing our capacity to evolve.