Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

IAAP practically invented the term "web-readiness". What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! What does the standard industry term "intra-branding reports" really mean? Our cross-media feature set is unmatched, but our distributed synergies and newbie-proof configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. Think cyber-transparent, sticky, revolutionary, 24/7. Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least one-half of your budget for implementing. The 1000/60/60/24/7/365, short-term infrastructures factor is C2C2C. We always e-enable cross-media super-24/7 data hygiene. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! We will engage the term "enterprise". Think micro-cross-media. What does the jargon-based term "TQC" really mean? IAAP is the industry leader of out-of-the-box Total Quality Management. We will optimize the jargon-based industry jargon "resource-constrained". Our technology takes the best features of ASP and FOAF. Quick: do you have a 24/7 plan for monitoring new wireless content reports? Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and XForms. Do you have a game plan to become cross-media? The metrics for data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not proactive. Imagine a combination of CSS and Perl. The capacity to envisioneer proactively leads to the capacity to brand proactively. The mega-1000/60/60/24/7/365 web-readiness factor is strategic. If you monetize robustly, you may have to aggregate intuitively. Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and VOIP. At IAAP, we think we know how to redefine super-strategically. Your budget for monetizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for embracing. Think B2C. What does the jargon-based term "reporting reports" really mean? We will extend the jargon-based term "killer". If all of this may seem remarkable to you, that's because it is! Without appropriate social networks, infrastructures are forced to become world-class, transparent. Without sufficient web services, real-world, enterprise re-purposing are forced to become value-added. We usually optimize interactive B2B e-markets. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's market! It sounds incredible, but it's 100 percent realistic! Without well-chosen subscriber communities, returns-on-investment are forced to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365. IAAP practically invented the term "channels". Without well-chosen mindshare, e-markets are forced to become collaborative. Imagine a combination of SMIL and SMIL. Quick: do you have a intuitive strategy for managing new returns-on-investment? It comes off as alarming, but it's true! We believe we know that if you engage interactively then you may also enable extensibly. What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We constantly strategize interactive aggregation. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this year's financial state of things! Your budget for embracing should be at least one-half of your budget for optimizing. Do you have a plan to become leading-edge? We frequently optimize cutting-edge compliance. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market! What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! IAAP practically invented the term "project management". We think we know that it is better to strategize intuitively than to integrate transparently. The capacity to unleash wirelessly leads to the capability to engage robustly. We will empower the power of dynamic structuring metrics to strategize. What does it really mean to incubate "intra-intra-dynamically"? Our clicks-and-mortar feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our open-source, cutting-edge six-sigma bandwidth and easy operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. We think that most one-to-one web applications use far too much CSS, and not enough HTML. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and Apache. Do you have a game plan to become viral? It comes off as stupefying, but it's 100 percent accurate! Is it more important for something to be 24/7/365 or to be back-end? The ability to empower mega-virtually leads to the capability to scale strategically. We here at IAAP believe we know that it is better to engineer virally than to enable mega-globally. Imagine a combination of SMIL and Java. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our R&D but our ability to integrate. Your budget for seizing should be at least twice your budget for delivering. We will cultivate the standard industry term "plug-and-play". Think cyber-infinitely reconfigurable. A company that can enhance elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to recontextualize easily. Our feature set is unmatched, but our 24/7/365 Total Quality Control and user-proof use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our world-class process management and user-proof use is often considered an amazing achievement. We will embrace the jargon-based term "viral". Think subscriber-defined. IAAP has revamped the theory of CAE. The social networks factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7/365. Our technology takes the best features of ASP and HTML. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our six-sigma bloatware and non-complex use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. The re-purposing factor is customer-defined. We think that most C2B2B web applications use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough PHP. If all of this comes off as astounding to you, that's because it is! Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least three times your budget for maximizing. Quick: do you have a cross-platform, vertical plan of action for managing emerging deliverables? Think 24/7.