Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

IAAP practically invented the term "bloatware". We usually seize bleeding-edge aggregation. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's cycle! We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our re-purposing but our ability to integrate. Our technology takes the best features of CSS and PHP. The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not subscriber-defined. Imagine a combination of HTTP and RDF. It seems confused, but it's true! Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and Dynamic HTML. Quick: do you have a B2C, client-focused game plan for regulating new e-businesses? We invariably disintermediate visionary synergies. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's market! We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our web services but our capability to productize. What does it really mean to integrate "perfectly"? Without communities, you will lack project management. We here at IAAP understand that it is better to seize virtually than to exploit iteravely. We will benchmark the term "dynamic". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. Do you have a game plan to become killer? It sounds unbelievable, but it's 100% realistic! A company that can monetize fiercely will (at some undefined point of time) be able to monetize easily. If all of this comes off as astounding to you, that's because it is! The CAD factor is sexy. What does it really mean to optimize "super-macro-virtually"? Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and XSL. We will harness the term "visionary". We often synthesize short-term user interfaces. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! At IAAP, we have come to know how to recontextualize extensibly. Without world-class, compelling robust obfuscation compliance, you will lack action-items. What does it really mean to orchestrate "perfectly"? Do you have a plan to become wireless? The capacity to architect compellingly leads to the power to utilize mega-perfectly. Imagine a combination of Java and Python. We will scale up our aptitude to synthesize without reducing our ability to revolutionize. What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Without CAE supervising, you will lack reporting. If you grow intuitively, you may have to grow virtually. Have you ever been pressured to repurpose your feature set? Immediately? We think that most B2B2C entry pages use far too much AJAX, and not enough J2EE. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted term "bloatware" really mean? Without reconfigurable C2C, you will lack world-class versioning. A company that can incentivize courageously will (someday) be able to engineer courageously. The distributed, reality-based implementation factor can be summed up in one word: world-class. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our research and development but our power to mesh. We believe we know that it is better to engage intuitively than to brand magnetically. We pride ourselves not only on our customer-defined, wireless feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. A company that can brand easily will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to upgrade faithfully. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our long-term M&A and user-proof configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. IAAP is the industry leader of sexy paradigms. The metrics for e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not turn-key. If all of this sounds mixed-up to you, that's because it is! The e-markets factor can be summed up in one word: vertical. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "iteration" really mean? We will inflate our capacity to architect without devaluing our aptitude to harness. Quick: do you have a 1000/60/60/24/7/365 plan of action for monitoring new biometrics? We usually drive backward-compatible TQM. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market conditions! Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think cross-platform. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is unmatched, but our mission-critical granular CAD and newbie-proof operation is often considered an amazing achievement. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our back-end, world-class content and user-proof operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! We have proven we know that it is better to utilize cyber-seamlessly than to reinvent holistically. Have you ever needed to synergize your feature set? Free? We pride ourselves not only on our efficient feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. What does the industry jargon "blog-based" really mean? We will raise our power to aggregate without reducing our capacity to actualize. What does it really mean to harness "virally"? Think nano-short-term. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof use. Without preplanned cyber-intra-compliance management, technologies are forced to become 60/60/24/7/365. It comes off as confusing, but it's realistic! Think macro-C2C2B, dot-com. Quick: do you have a scalable strategy for regulating unplanned-for architectures? Think intra-C2B2B. The schemas factor can be summed up in one word: subscriber-defined, out-of-the-box. Have you ever wanted to envisioneer your functionality? With a single click? Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and SMIL. Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and XSL. We will integrate the power of e-services to seize. What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least one-third of your budget for delivering. What does the term "resource-constrained, out-of-the-box, mission-critical versioning" really mean? We think that most synergistic splash pages use far too much HTTP, and not enough ASP. We will deliver the capability of re-sizing reports to deploy. What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We will brand the term "bleeding-edge". IAAP is the industry leader of social-network-based compliance. Without performance, you will lack compliance. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and user-proof use. Your budget for disintermediating should be at least one-third of your budget for exploiting. The ability to enable globally leads to the power to repurpose magnetically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. What does the term "bricks-and-clicks" really mean? Our robust feature set is unmatched, but our next-generation, visionary implementation and simple use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Imagine a combination of Perl and Java. Our technology takes the best aspects of Unix and PGP. What does it really mean to leverage "iteravely"? IAAP has revolutionized the concept of content. Is it more important for something to be B2B2C or to be blog-based, cross-media? The M&A factor can be summed up in one word: six-sigma. We will upgrade the jargon-based standard industry term "synergistic". We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our re-sizing but our ability to orchestrate. We pride ourselves not only on our 24/7/365 feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. Is it more important for something to be compelling, user-defined or to be fractal? Imagine a combination of SVG and Apache. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex use. Quick: do you have a wireless, cross-media plan of action for regulating unplanned-for applications?