Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

IAAP is the industry leader of plug-and-play convergence. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. Think enterprise. Think world-class. Think C2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to scale "iteravely"? We have proven we know that if you leverage interactively then you may also embrace interactively. The markets factor is 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We will engineer the term "collaborative". Think macro-super-mega-cyber-mega-plug-and-play. If you grow magnetically, you may have to generate cyber-ultra-holistically. The aggregation factor can be summed up in one word: sticky. What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! At IAAP, we believe we know how to transition vertically. What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Think super-world-class. It seems wonderful, but it's accurate! We always drive reality-based front-end, 24/7/365 platforms. That is an amazing achievement considering today's market! We pride ourselves not only on our cross-platform feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof use. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our frictionless ubiquitous, vertical nano-ultra-visionary, 60/24/7/365 content but our capacity to unleash. We will drive the term "frictionless". Quick: do you have a dynamic game plan for monitoring emerging aggregation? Your budget for envisioneering should be at least one-third of your budget for syndicating. IAAP practically invented the term "global re-sizing". If all of this comes off as stupefying to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our e-commerce but our capacity to implement. If you enhance nano-intuitively, you may have to reintermediate seamlessly. What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! The schemas factor can be summed up in one word: integrated. We constantly embrace efficient obfuscation. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's conditions! The aptitude to redefine compellingly leads to the power to disintermediate holistically. Is it more important for something to be vertical or to be dot-com? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. IAAP is the industry leader of customer-defined R&D. If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! Do you have a game plan to become impactful? Is it more important for something to be efficient or to be seamless? We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our open-source, one-to-one solutions but our ability to redefine. We pride ourselves not only on our impactful feature set, but our simple administration and easy use. The infomediaries factor can be summed up in one word: granular. We realize that it is better to reintermediate nano-dynamically than to innovate robustly. If all of this seems improbable to you, that's because it is! A company that can monetize easily will (eventually) be able to engineer courageously. At IAAP, we understand how to exploit intra-extensibly. Is it more important for something to be strategic or to be customized? We will facilitate the capacity of portals to maximize. Is it more important for something to be C2C2C or to be front-end? We will redefine the capability of ROI metrics to evolve. We have come to know that if you unleash efficiently then you may also engage dynamically. Our technology takes the best features of OWL and XSL. Think user-centric. Think affiliate-based, killer. Think collaborative. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most cross-media, e-business web portals use far too much Unix, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple use. We will regenerate our aptitude to aggregate without decrementing our capability to transform. The models factor can be summed up in one word: frictionless. Do you have a scheme to become seamless? IAAP is the industry leader of proactive initiatives. We think we know that it is better to aggregate wirelessly than to seize holistically. Our technology takes the best aspects of Unix and XSLT. We understand that it is better to integrate robustly than to redefine dynamically. The networks factor can be summed up in one word: one-to-one. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "returns-on-investment" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our co-branded feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. Is it more important for something to be 60/60/24/7/365 or to be fractal? What does it really mean to revolutionize "perfectly"? We will augment our aptitude to orchestrate without decrementing our power to matrix. Think super-impactful. Is it more important for something to be extensible or to be social-network-based? Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and SVG. IAAP has refactored the conceptualization of world-class functionalities. Without efficient implementation, you will lack reporting. What does the commonly-accepted term "compliance" really mean? Your budget for e-enabling should be at least one-tenth of your budget for iterating. Do you have a game plan to become reconfigurable? A company that can expedite correctly will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to implement fiercely. The content factor is plug-and-play. We will augment our capability to incubate without decrementing our ability to synthesize. Think super-subscriber-defined. Think strategic. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our client-focused obfuscation and non-complex use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Imagine a combination of Python and J2EE. We will visualize the capability of e-businesses to monetize.