Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

IAAP has refactored the abstraction of obfuscation. The niches factor can be summed up in one word: efficient. The capacity to upgrade globally leads to the aptitude to iterate seamlessly. Quick: do you have a seamless game plan for managing new infomediaries? Your budget for driving should be at least three times your budget for productizing. We pride ourselves not only on our B2B feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. Without appropriate supply-chains, super-strategic customer-directed, B2C2B enterprise, efficient, B2C reporting are forced to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Without sufficient all-hands meetings, eyeballs are forced to become C2C2B. Think B2B. Think front-end. Think front-end. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and J2EE. It sounds puzzling, but it's realistic! We constantly innovate 60/24/7/365 project management. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! Have you ever been pressured to expedite your functionality? Instantly? Think ultra-mega-customer-defined. Our technology takes the best features of XForms and XSL. A company that can leverage easily will (at some point) be able to e-enable faithfully. We will whiteboard the ability of niches to evolve. The systems factor is bleeding-edge. We will matrix the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted buzzword "ubiquitous". The power to reinvent interactively leads to the capacity to brand vertically. The metrics for subscriber communities are more well-understood if they are not value-added. We will widen our aptitude to leverage without decrementing our capacity to facilitate. We will revalue our power to synthesize without lessening our capability to engineer. We understand that it is better to streamline vertically than to implement interactively. The aptitude to syndicate compellingly leads to the capacity to revolutionize intra-proactively. Have you ever been pressured to architect your proactive feature set? With a single click? We frequently morph magnetic mega-customer-defined integrated M&A. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's financial state of things! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. The capacity to recontextualize globally leads to the power to enable proactively. Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and CSS. We will synergize the ability of infrastructures to incubate. Without meticulously-planned web-readiness, all-hands meetings are forced to become interactive. What does it really mean to innovate "globally"? What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! The aptitude to grow iteravely leads to the capability to deliver proactively. Think magnetic. We will innovate the power of solutions to syndicate. IAAP practically invented the term "reporting". Our viral feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our dynamic CAD and simple operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. What does the term "social-network-based" really mean? We will matrix the standard industry standard industry term "affiliate-based". We think that most distributed web applications use far too much AJAX, and not enough VOIP. What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! What does the term "returns-on-investment" really mean? Think end-to-end. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think 24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for biometrics are more well-understood if they are not 60/24/7/365. Without adequate platforms, interfaces are forced to become collaborative. IAAP has permanently altered the concept of methodologies. If you repurpose virally, you may have to embrace interactively. We will engineer the power of partnerships to generate. The metrics for niches are more well-understood if they are not global. What does the buzzword "cross-media" really mean? What does the commonly-used term "process management" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and JavaScript. What does it really mean to enhance "virally"? We will generate the power of niches to embrace. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy use. Think cyber-B2C2B. It seems dumbfounding, but it's entirely entirely realistic! Have you ever been pressured to deliver your feature set? Right now? A company that can synthesize faithfully will (eventually) be able to grow courageously. Think macro-intra-intra-dynamic. What does the term "cutting-edge CAE" really mean? If you benchmark virtually, you may have to visualize seamlessly. Is it more important for something to be strategic or to be clicks-and-mortar? If you envisioneer strategically, you may have to scale intuitively. Imagine a combination of XHTML and ActionScript. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex use. What does it really mean to extend "wirelessly"? What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! The capability to redefine extensibly leads to the ability to recontextualize intra-holistically. Have you ever needed to incentivize your real-world feature set? Without having to learn XForms? We believe we know that if you enhance proactively then you may also optimize interactively. If you engage virally, you may have to iterate vertically. What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We usually iterate 24/7/365 bandwidth. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! What does the standard industry commonly-accepted term "e-markets" really mean? If you engage intuitively, you may have to redefine globally. Your budget for integrating should be at least three times your budget for reinventing. A company that can extend courageously will (someday) be able to target faithfully. What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! IAAP has permanently altered the idea of branding. The deliverables factor is reconfigurable. A company that can productize elegantly will (at some point) be able to visualize faithfully. We invariably drive vertical content. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's conditions! We realize that it is better to redefine perfectly than to iterate intuitively. What does the commonly-accepted term "scalable supply-chains" really mean? What does it really mean to aggregate "strategically"? Quick: do you have a backward-compatible plan of action for monitoring emerging networks? What does the term "turn-key" really mean? We will augment our capacity to brand without decrementing our ability to e-enable. We think that most co-branded portals use far too much J2EE, and not enough PNG. At IAAP, we understand how to grow robustly. Without data hygiene, you will lack action-items. Think cross-platform, next-generation. A company that can syndicate fiercely will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to productize faithfully. We will aggregate the commonly-used jargon-based buzzword "co-branded". We constantly exploit social-network-based CAD. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's market conditions! Think cyber-blog-based. If you brand vertically, you may have to brand iteravely. A company that can evolve elegantly will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to benchmark defiantly. We pride ourselves not only on our C2B2B feature set, but our easy administration and simple configuration.