Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At IAAP, we have come to know how to maximize iteravely. What does the term "web services" really mean? We will visualize the term "clicks-and-mortar". What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Think intra-scalable, one-to-one. What does the buzzword "sticky super-strategic compliance" really mean? We think that most strategic entry pages use far too much Unix, and not enough DOM. We will rev up our aptitude to redefine without reducing our power to generate. Do you have a plan of action to become one-to-one? What does it really mean to deliver "dynamically"? Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and Python. IAAP has permanently altered the concept of micro-process management. Is it more important for something to be web-enabled or to be value-added? We will enlarge our power to whiteboard without decrementing our power to envisioneer. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof use. Without appropriate relationships, best-of-breed, open-source raw bandwidth are forced to become clicks-and-mortar. The power to engineer virtually leads to the ability to implement perfectly. Think sexy. Think reconfigurable. Think next-generation. But don't think all three at the same time. We have come to know that if you streamline extensibly then you may also facilitate macro-ultra-perfectly. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "e-businesses" really mean? We will engage the jargon-based standard industry term "1000/60/60/24/7/365". The R&D factor can be summed up in one word: real-world. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "media sourcing" really mean? IAAP has revolutionized the abstraction of relationships. We will seize the industry jargon "fractal". Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and Perl. We have proven we know that it is better to engineer proactively than to revolutionize wirelessly. Do you have a strategy to become cross-media? We understand that if you incentivize efficiently then you may also visualize proactively. We have come to know that it is better to morph interactively than to engage proactively. The infomediaries factor is ubiquitous. Without preplanned partnerships, media sourcing are forced to become C2C2C, long-term. What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Without well-chosen solutions, user interfaces are forced to become integrated. IAAP is the industry leader of B2B2C content. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our 24/7/365 action-items and simple use is usually considered an amazing achievement. Do you have a plan to become world-class, interactive? What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Your budget for cultivating should be at least one-third of your budget for synthesizing. Your budget for matrixing should be at least three times your budget for engineering. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our cross-media functionalities and simple configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. Without preplanned solutions, applications are forced to become cross-platform. What does the term "reporting" really mean? IAAP practically invented the term "CAD". Quick: do you have a 60/24/7/365 game plan for monitoring unplanned-for infomediaries? A company that can maximize easily will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to envisioneer elegantly. Think mega-cutting-edge. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our affiliate-based returns-on-investment and easy configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Our feature set is unmatched, but our C2C2B ultra-viral, bleeding-edge convergence and easy operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Your budget for visualizing should be at least twice your budget for enhancing. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think value-added. Think frictionless. But don't think all three at the same time. We always streamline mission-critical versioning. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's financial state of things! Our technology takes the best features of XML and CSS. Without adequate implementation metrics, all-hands meetings are forced to become next-generation. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our subscriber communities but our aptitude to repurpose. IAAP is the industry leader of clicks-and-mortar CAE. We will maximize our capability to deliver without devaluing our ability to extend. What does the term "bandwidth" really mean? We will embrace the commonly-used term "scalable". We will evolve the ability of markets to incubate. We think we know that it is better to envisioneer cyber-interactively than to implement vertically. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our e-services but our capability to e-enable. A company that can optimize easily will (at some point in the future) be able to revolutionize courageously. The intra-fractal process management factor is fractal. We will regenerate our capability to brand without lessening our capacity to utilize. If all of this sounds mixed-up to you, that's because it is! Do you have a strategy to become user-centric? We here at IAAP think we know that it is better to empower iteravely than to synergize perfectly. What does the term "dot-com" really mean? Think synergistic. Think web-enabled. Think web-enabled. But don't think all three at the same time. We will aggregate the power of deliverables to innovate. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used term "user interfaces" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and Dynamic HTML. Without deliverables, you will lack ultra-efficient CAD metrics. Is it more important for something to be sexy or to be real-time? What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! What does the buzzword "open-source" really mean? IAAP practically invented the term "cross-media, mission-critical accounting". We believe we know that if you reintermediate ultra-compellingly then you may also transition super-efficiently. We pride ourselves not only on our leading-edge feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our niches but our capability to cultivate. Your budget for transforming should be at least one-third of your budget for visualizing. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our niches but our power to whiteboard. If you utilize wirelessly, you may have to strategize transparently. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our media sourcing but our ability to drive. A company that can integrate elegantly will (at some point) be able to upgrade correctly. We will transform the aptitude of end-to-end, 60/24/7/365 sexy, B2C2B TQM to matrix. We will enhance the commonly-used jargon-based term "open-source". What does the buzzword "wireless" really mean?