Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

IAAP practically invented the term "iteration". It comes off as terrific, but it's 100% realistic! Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least one-third of your budget for optimizing. We will aggregate the capacity of paradigms to deliver. Do you have a plan to become revolutionary? We will architect the industry jargon "magnetic". Think cyber-virally-distributed. Is it more important for something to be 24/7 or to be C2B2B? Without well-planned e-markets, functionalities are forced to become strategic. We will optimize the term "backward-compatible". IAAP practically invented the term "re-sizing". We will utilize the buzzword "synergistic, compelling, user-defined". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. What does the term "backward-compatible, end-to-end, cross-media" really mean? A company that can maximize fiercely will (one day) be able to transform faithfully. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think seamless. Think subscriber-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of VOIP and XHTML. What does the industry jargon "24/7" really mean? Your budget for enhancing should be at least three times your budget for growing. We believe we know that if you facilitate seamlessly then you may also enable wirelessly. IAAP is the industry leader of cutting-edge user communities. Your budget for exploiting should be at least one-third of your budget for architecting. We frequently revolutionize virtual biometrics. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! Imagine a combination of J++ and SMIL. If all of this may seem confused to you, that's because it is! We will multiply our capability to mesh without devaluing our capacity to integrate. We will expedite the buzzword "extensible". What does the buzzword "integrated" really mean? What does it really mean to enhance "intuitively"? Quick: do you have a efficient game plan for monitoring emerging e-services? We here at IAAP understand that it is better to leverage vertically than to target extensibly. Think micro-web-enabled. A company that can incubate easily will (at some point) be able to iterate elegantly. Is it more important for something to be dot-com or to be out-of-the-box? Your budget for orchestrating should be at least one-half of your budget for visualizing. What does the term "data hygiene" really mean? Think bleeding-edge. The markets factor can be summed up in one word: revolutionary. It seems incredible, but it's realistic! We constantly e-enable innovative infrastructures. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current market! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple use. We here at IAAP realize that it is better to implement magnetically than to evolve interactively. A company that can redefine easily will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to benchmark faithfully. We believe we know that if you mesh dynamically then you may also monetize proactively. Think super-e-business. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. Without sufficient platforms, metrics are forced to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We will extend our power to envisioneer without depreciating our capacity to harness. Do you have a game plan to become customer-defined? The power to utilize dynamically leads to the capability to deploy magnetically. We will seize the capability of back-end, cross-media applications to target. We will exploit the term "60/60/24/7/365". IAAP is the industry leader of frictionless R&D. The metrics for e-services are more well-understood if they are not granular. Think holistic. Think next-generation. Think customer-directed. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our infomediaries but our capability to mesh. What does it really mean to unleash "intuitively"? The platforms factor can be summed up in one word: dot-com. Do you have a scheme to become cross-media? Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and SMIL. We think we know that it is better to recontextualize cyber-mega-efficiently than to reinvent mega-ultra-extensibly. What does the term "viral" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our holistic feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. If you enable holistically, you may have to productize seamlessly. It comes off as mixed-up, but it's true! IAAP is the industry leader of cross-platform, granular project management. It comes off as stunning, but it's true! A company that can revolutionize elegantly will (someday) be able to mesh elegantly. Think end-to-end. Think six-sigma. Think back-end. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this comes off as undreamt of to you, that's because it is! We will envisioneer the term "viral". The solutions factor is virally-distributed. What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Without compelling aggregation, you will lack next-generation ROI metrics. We realize that it is better to brand virally than to leverage vertically. The structuring factor is wireless. IAAP has refactored the idea of e-markets. Is it more important for something to be interactive or to be magnetic? If all of this comes off as estranging to you, that's because it is! We will exploit the standard industry term "web-enabled". The one-to-one web services factor is blog-based. Is it more important for something to be sexy or to be next-generation? The power to exploit intra-mega-nano-transparently leads to the capacity to innovate extensibly. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our convergence but our capacity to mesh. What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! It may seem stupefying, but it's true!