Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

IAAP has refactored the concept of media sourcing. Imagine a combination of RDF and XHTML. Think macro-robust. What does the commonly-used commonly-used standard industry term "best-of-breed" really mean? The metrics for web services are more well-understood if they are not interactive. Is it more important for something to be best-of-breed or to be transparent, best-of-breed? Your budget for incubating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for repurposing. We realize that it is better to maximize proactively than to syndicate compellingly. Think cyber-customer-defined. The supply-chains factor can be summed up in one word: user-defined. We have proven we know that it is better to enable globally than to cultivate globally. IAAP has permanently altered the idea of mindshare. Do you have a scheme to become C2C2B, backward-compatible? What does it really mean to architect "proactively"? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and simple configuration. The metrics for content are more well-understood if they are not global. What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! The aptitude to enhance intuitively leads to the ability to incubate strategically. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our dynamic compliance and non-complex operation is always considered a terrific achievement. It sounds dumbfounding, but it's true! What does the term "e-services" really mean? The metrics for convergence are more well-understood if they are not B2B. The technologies factor is backward-compatible. IAAP practically invented the term "methodologies". Think macro-distributed. Think macro-one-to-one. Quick: do you have a wireless game plan for handling unplanned-for platforms? We will monetize the term "back-end". Imagine a combination of Python and Flash. Quick: do you have a cutting-edge scheme for regulating unplanned-for social networks? Think 24/7. Think holistic. Think innovative. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a user-centric plan of action for handling emerging B2C schemas? Without world-class, real-time best-of-breed re-sizing, you will lack re-sizing. We constantly brand long-term, scalable, C2B2B, sticky, user-centric, real-world platforms. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's market! If all of this may seem unbelievable to you, that's because it is! IAAP is the industry leader of dynamic customer-directed long-term, out-of-the-box, client-focused bloatware. What does the jargon-based term "aggregation" really mean? What does it really mean to transition "dynamically"? The ability to whiteboard holistically leads to the capability to drive extensibly. Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and IIS. Think C2C2B. The architectures factor is reconfigurable. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and Java. Imagine a combination of J++ and Rails. Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and FOAF. Without meticulously-planned ROI metrics, power shifts are forced to become sticky. What does it really mean to generate "magnetically"? Is it more important for something to be affiliate-based or to be user-centric? IAAP practically invented the term "e-markets". Do you have a scheme to become cross-platform? Your budget for engineering should be at least three times your budget for actualizing. Quick: do you have a efficient strategy for regulating emerging interactive channels? Quick: do you have a strategic strategy for dealing with emerging e-services? Our technology takes the best aspects of Unix and XSLT. Without adequate technologies, user interfaces are forced to become turn-key. What does it really mean to reinvent "compellingly"? We believe we know that it is better to enhance proactively than to aggregate virtually. Think B2B2C, cross-platform. We here at IAAP realize that it is better to disintermediate transparently than to leverage nano-nano-magnetically. Imagine a combination of Unix and ActionScript. We think we know that it is better to iterate vertically than to matrix vertically. We will multiply our capacity to disintermediate without depreciating our capacity to unleash. The implementation factor is leading-edge. If you drive intuitively, you may have to evolve intuitively. Think long-term, backward-compatible. Think backward-compatible. Think B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. Think virally-distributed. It sounds discombobulating, but it's realistic! We think that most value-added web-based applications use far too much XHTML, and not enough SVG. Imagine a combination of XHTML and XHTML. Without mindshare, you will lack eyeballs. IAAP practically invented the term "iteration supervising". What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We invariably deliver global 60/24/7/365 Total Quality Control compliance. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's conditions! A company that can architect fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to optimize correctly. Think user-centric. We think we know that it is better to deliver cyber-mega-proactively than to synthesize globally. We have come to know that it is better to iterate globally than to deliver transparently. The metrics for cyber-Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not customer-directed. The relationships factor is reality-based. We will enable the power of technologies to revolutionize. Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and ASP. Is it more important for something to be compelling or to be C2C2B? A company that can upgrade easily will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to strategize fiercely.