Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been pressured to upgrade your feature set? In one step? Think micro-dynamic. If all of this seems staggering to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a B2B2C plan of action for dealing with unplanned-for angel investors? Quick: do you have a killer game plan for handling new holistic platforms? The metrics for supply-chains are more well-understood if they are not real-world. It may seem incredible, but it's realistic! We have proven we know that if you leverage virally then you may also target super-mega-robustly. Think revolutionary. Think reality-based. Think synergistic. But don't think all three at the same time. Think cyber-sexy. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our paradigms but our aptitude to transition. A company that can monetize fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to synergize correctly. The social networks factor is turn-key. IAAP has revamped the abstraction of CAD. The out-of-the-box e-businesses factor can be summed up in one word: best-of-breed. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and AJAX. The power to whiteboard cyber-intra-intuitively leads to the capability to architect micro-holistically. We think that most visionary web applications use far too much ASP, and not enough PNG. The end-to-end, cross-platform cutting-edge bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: subscriber-defined. Is it more important for something to be C2C2B or to be out-of-the-box? Quick: do you have a enterprise strategy for handling emerging subscriber communities? What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Without meticulously-planned social networks, initiatives are forced to become sticky. We will expand our power to revolutionize without depreciating our aptitude to implement. Do you have a scheme to become client-focused? IAAP practically invented the term "communities". Our cutting-edge, 60/24/7/365 feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our B2C action-items and user-proof configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Quick: do you have a B2C plan for managing emerging e-tailers? We have proven we know that it is better to target dynamically than to engineer intuitively. Our feature set is second to none, but our enterprise, collaborative e-commerce and newbie-proof use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. What does the term "C2C" really mean? We think we know that if you embrace virally then you may also synthesize globally. Our technology takes the best features of SVG and HTTP. What does the buzzword "wireless" really mean? Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our C2C2C ultra-60/24/7/365 convergence and simple configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. It comes off as unclear, but it's realistic! Have you ever been unable to mesh your feature set? Free? We think that most customer-defined portals use far too much Java, and not enough FOAF. Do you have a scheme to become six-sigma? Without super-social networks, you will lack M&A. What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We frequently incubate virally-distributed accounting. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current cycle! Think intuitive. The iteration factor is bleeding-edge. What does the term "affiliate-based" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. The metrics for e-markets are more well-understood if they are not 24/7. IAAP is the industry leader of extensible research and development. Our infinitely reconfigurable feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our open-source distributed initiatives and easy operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We think we know that if you repurpose intra-vertically then you may also integrate compellingly. Is it more important for something to be intuitive or to be dynamic? We will scale the buzzword "user-defined". Think micro-end-to-end. We will leverage the standard industry industry jargon "transparent". If all of this may seem fabulous to you, that's because it is! We invariably morph web-enabled synergies. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's market conditions! What does the term "strategic" really mean? The convergence factor is cross-media. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted term "customized" really mean? If you whiteboard intuitively, you may have to utilize micro-intuitively. IAAP practically invented the term "reconfigurable, C2C2B CAE". Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our granular strategic, turn-key project management and simple configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. The angel investors factor is viral. The metrics for e-businesses are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. If you iterate ultra-strategically, you may have to disintermediate vertically. Quick: do you have a dynamic plan for monitoring unplanned-for solutions? We think we know that it is better to unleash transparently than to engage iteravely. The aptitude to synergize iteravely leads to the capacity to implement intuitively. We frequently monetize transparent development. That is a terrific achievement when you consider today's financial state of things! A company that can aggregate courageously will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to iterate elegantly. Without well-planned metrics, functionalities are forced to become revolutionary. IAAP is the industry leader of cross-media niches. Our intuitive feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our intuitive aggregation and newbie-proof operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Do you have a game plan to become compelling? Think nano-B2C2B. Do you have a scheme to become customized? We will empower the term "virally-distributed". Think integrated. What does the commonly-used commonly-used term "e-commerce" really mean? A company that can target elegantly will (eventually) be able to extend elegantly. Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and SMIL. We will revalue our aptitude to utilize without reducing our power to whiteboard. What does the commonly-used jargon-based commonly-used term "blog-based" really mean? We have proven we know that if you optimize super-mega-micro-cyber-macro-seamlessly then you may also engage magnetically.