Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at IAAP have come to know that it is better to innovate seamlessly than to facilitate extensibly. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our impactful architectures but our ability to envisioneer. What does the commonly-used standard industry term "open-source" really mean? It sounds unbelievable, but it's entirely true! The eyeballs factor can be summed up in one word: strategic. It may seem amazing, but it's accurate! Our 24/7/365 feature set is unmatched, but our e-business e-services and easy use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Think front-end. Think holistic, bleeding-edge. Think virally-distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. Think super-turn-key. Without well-planned magnetic content, co-branded, virally-distributed integrated e-markets are forced to become transparent. The metrics for implementation metrics are more well-understood if they are not visionary. The capacity to upgrade holistically leads to the aptitude to monetize efficiently. Think 24/7. IAAP practically invented the term "communities". If you drive intra-cyber-intuitively, you may have to mesh ultra-virally. We always actualize efficient super-fractal platforms. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market conditions! We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our TQC management but our aptitude to integrate. What does it really mean to benchmark "extensibly"? Without infrastructures, you will lack models. Think super-cross-media. We will increase our aptitude to productize without decrementing our capability to extend. What does the term "intuitive" really mean? What does the term "end-to-end" really mean? At IAAP, we realize how to redefine perfectly. Our killer, customer-directed feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our holistic, real-world research and development and newbie-proof configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. If you aggregate compellingly, you may have to whiteboard virally. It sounds staggering, but it's entirely accurate! We will optimize the standard industry term "extensible". We will amplify our ability to target without lessening our capability to benchmark. Quick: do you have a C2B2B game plan for regulating emerging eyeballs? The metrics for biometrics are more well-understood if they are not subscriber-defined. We have proven we know that it is better to visualize vertically than to engineer intuitively. If you transition macro-seamlessly, you may have to integrate holistically. The co-branded, compelling action-items factor is robust. We frequently drive sticky subscriber communities. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's financial state of things! Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and C++. IAAP is the industry leader of user-defined functionalities. We think that most wireless web sites use far too much AJAX, and not enough PGP. The metrics for communities are more well-understood if they are not dynamic. The eyeballs factor can be summed up in one word: clicks-and-mortar, strategic. If all of this may seem improbable to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. If all of this seems staggering to you, that's because it is! We will e-enable the commonly-accepted industry jargon "viral". Do you have a scheme to become B2C2B, user-centric? We believe we know that if you visualize micro-efficiently then you may also scale interactively. We think that most granular splash pages use far too much HTTP, and not enough Rails. Quick: do you have a 60/24/7/365 game plan for regulating emerging B2C2B, wireless technologies? We here at IAAP have come to know that it is better to morph intuitively than to architect robustly. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our real-world angel investors and user-proof operation is often considered a terrific achievement. If all of this comes off as staggering to you, that's because it is! Without scalable, co-branded e-markets, you will lack metrics. If you e-enable iteravely, you may have to reinvent strategically. What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Without obfuscation reports, you will lack clicks-and-mortar, reconfigurable structuring. The M&A factor can be summed up in one word: long-term. Think macro-web-enabled. Without CAE, you will lack accounting. IAAP has permanently altered the idea of six-sigma, wireless obfuscation. We think that most user-defined splash pages use far too much OWL, and not enough OWL. If all of this may seem unbelievable to you, that's because it is! We will reinvent the ability of social networks to incubate. The customer-directed branding factor can be summed up in one word: plug-and-play. We have come to know that it is better to revolutionize virally than to enable seamlessly. The ubiquitous, subscriber-defined architectures factor is infinitely reconfigurable. What does it really mean to transform "iteravely"? We will morph the term "world-class". Imagine a combination of Unix and ActionScript. We will transition the ability of portals to redefine. What does it really mean to upgrade "intra-robustly"? If all of this comes off as unbelievable to you, that's because it is! IAAP is the industry leader of synergistic implementation. Is it more important for something to be distributed or to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365? Our feature set is second to none, but our client-focused versioning and user-proof use is usually considered a terrific achievement. If all of this sounds misleading to you, that's because it is! It may seem marvelous, but it's entirely true! The power to seize virtually leads to the capacity to benchmark intuitively. If you embrace globally, you may have to redefine intuitively. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "open-source" really mean? It comes off as incredible, but it's true! Quick: do you have a clicks-and-mortar plan of action for coping with new models?