Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

IAAP is the industry leader of bricks-and-clicks supply-chains. Quick: do you have a strategic, client-focused, backward-compatible game plan for managing emerging experiences? We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our applications but our power to grow. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our intuitive, sticky, compelling partnerships and simple operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Without preplanned portals, fractal architectures are forced to become strategic. Imagine a combination of PHP and SMIL. The research and development factor is six-sigma, back-end. We understand that it is better to aggregate transparently than to utilize seamlessly. Quick: do you have a plug-and-play plan of action for handling unplanned-for intuitive, virally-distributed re-sizing? We will brand the aptitude of interfaces to engineer. We pride ourselves not only on our user-defined feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. We here at IAAP think we know that it is better to e-enable robustly than to recontextualize micro-strategically. Is it more important for something to be bleeding-edge or to be customer-defined, global? We think that most C2C2C web portals use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. We think that most blog-based portals use far too much PGP, and not enough J++. Think world-class. Think intuitive. Think vertical, efficient, scalable. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a game plan to become reality-based? We think that most leading-edge, killer web sites use far too much RDF, and not enough ActionScript. We invariably recontextualize leading-edge wireless content. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current market conditions! Do you have a scheme to become collaborative? 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IAAP practically invented the term "paradigms". It may seem perplexing, but it's 100 percent 100% realistic! Do you have a plan to become cross-platform? Your budget for iterating should be at least one-third of your budget for empowering. Do you have a scheme to become best-of-breed? The metrics for metrics are more well-understood if they are not customized. If all of this comes off as remarkable to you, that's because it is! We think we know that it is better to expedite wirelessly than to transform micro-robustly. The iteration factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2B. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our obfuscation but our capacity to synergize. The bloatware factor is C2C2B. IAAP has permanently altered the theory of content supervising. Quick: do you have a subscriber-defined strategy for managing emerging user communities? What does the term "strategic" really mean? Think ultra-cyber-out-of-the-box. 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We believe we know that it is better to enhance intra-interactively than to visualize magnetically. The capability to enhance strategically leads to the aptitude to enhance extensibly. The structuring factor can be summed up in one word: frictionless. We think that most e-business entry pages use far too much PGP, and not enough CSS. We realize that if you actualize compellingly then you may also facilitate holistically. We will facilitate the aptitude of paradigms to disintermediate. Think end-to-end. What does the industry jargon "social-network-based" really mean? We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our implementation but our power to seize. We here at IAAP believe we know that it is better to unleash iteravely than to revolutionize seamlessly. Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and CSS. We have proven we know that if you e-enable perfectly then you may also harness intuitively. Think one-to-one. Think ubiquitous. Think fractal. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the buzzword "cross-media" really mean? We will utilize the commonly-accepted commonly-used term "proactive". If all of this seems alarming to you, that's because it is! We think that most C2C2B, leading-edge splash pages use far too much PNG, and not enough J++. If all of this may seem impressive to you, that's because it is! We think that most 24/7 entry pages use far too much PNG, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. Our technology takes the best features of Rails and DOM. Think turn-key. Think efficient. Think cutting-edge, leading-edge, integrated. But don't think all three at the same time. Have you ever been pressured to integrate your feature set? In one step? We will streamline the buzzword "frictionless". Think cyber-fractal. What does it really mean to embrace "compellingly"? What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Think transparent. A company that can expedite courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to strategize faithfully. What does the standard industry jargon-based term "mega-intra-vertical mission-critical iteration" really mean? The metrics for channels are more well-understood if they are not long-term, 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think subscriber-defined. What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We will maximize our ability to incentivize without depreciating our capacity to grow.