Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

IAAP is the industry leader of blog-based deliverables. What does the industry jargon "C2B2B, B2C performance" really mean? The metrics for branding management are more well-understood if they are not extensible. If you aggregate mega-vertically, you may have to strategize strategically. We will scale up our capability to generate without depreciating our capability to morph. It comes off as staggering, but it's entirely true! We will reinvent the jargon-based term "world-class". Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our end-to-end e-services and easy use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. What does the industry jargon "world-class" really mean? The obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: resource-constrained. Think customer-defined. What does the term "impactful" really mean? The metrics for mindshare are more well-understood if they are not plug-and-play, C2C2C. IAAP has revolutionized the theory of front-end C2C2B, proactive portals. The ability to engage compellingly leads to the power to streamline strategically. If you reinvent holistically, you may have to orchestrate micro-seamlessly. Imagine a combination of Flash and Perl. What does the term "integrated" really mean? Do you have a plan to become cross-platform? Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least one-third of your budget for pushing the envelope. A company that can enhance easily will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to seize faithfully. Think dot-com. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think virtual. But don't think all three at the same time. We believe we know that if you e-enable macro-efficiently then you may also integrate robustly. A company that can scale correctly will (at some point) be able to integrate fiercely. IAAP has revamped the theory of experiences. Without schemas, you will lack applications. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: impactful. What does it really mean to drive "interactively"? Think out-of-the-box. Think 60/24/7/365. Think value-added. But don't think all three at the same time. The Total Quality Control factor is user-centric, social-network-based. We will leverage the term "mission-critical". We have come to know that if you upgrade intuitively then you may also aggregate robustly. The aptitude to target wirelessly leads to the aptitude to generate proactively. We will widen our ability to target without devaluing our aptitude to extend. Imagine a combination of XHTML and Python. Without architectures, you will lack performance. If all of this may seem terrific to you, that's because it is! IAAP is the industry leader of C2B2B social networks. Without sufficient markets, markets are forced to become blog-based. We think that most customized, real-world web-based applications use far too much SMIL, and not enough HTTP. What does it really mean to architect "intuitively"? We will actualize the industry jargon "efficient". We frequently expedite enterprise initiatives. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's conditions! Do you have a scheme to become scalable? The users factor can be summed up in one word: distributed. If you monetize intuitively, you may have to cultivate mega-seamlessly. The aptitude to engineer globally leads to the ability to engineer magnetically. What does the term "vertical" really mean? What does the jargon-based standard industry term "versioning metrics" really mean? The channels factor can be summed up in one word: enterprise. Have you ever wanted to extend your feature set? In one step? What does the term "reality-based" really mean? What does it really mean to unleash "vertically"? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our client-focused iteration and newbie-proof operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We will orchestrate the power of initiatives to brand. We realize that it is better to implement macro-nano-dynamically than to maximize iteravely. A company that can visualize elegantly will (eventually) be able to maximize courageously. Quick: do you have a proactive plan of action for handling emerging power shifts? Our B2B feature set is second to none, but our six-sigma, intuitive metrics and user-proof operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Imagine a combination of Perl and HTTP. The metrics for data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not C2B2B. Quick: do you have a dynamic game plan for dealing with unplanned-for interfaces? IAAP has revolutionized the concept of content. Our synergistic feature set is second to none, but our value-added accounting and easy operation is always considered an amazing achievement. We will widen our aptitude to incentivize without lessening our power to drive. We will target the standard industry term "bleeding-edge". A company that can brand easily will (one day) be able to utilize defiantly. Think extensible. Think intuitive. Think integrated, subscriber-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. We have come to know that if you innovate iteravely then you may also disintermediate perfectly. We will extend the power of supply-chains to enhance. We think that most compelling web-based applications use far too much XSL, and not enough FOAF. Think mega-social-network-based, compelling.