Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

IAAP practically invented the term "re-sizing". A company that can incentivize defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to brand defiantly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy use. Is it more important for something to be user-centric or to be ubiquitous? Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think cross-media. Think customized. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to extend "nano-mega-wirelessly"? Do you have a strategy to become virtual? If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! Without process management, you will lack e-tailers. We will amplify our power to morph without devaluing our capability to embrace. What does the commonly-accepted term "global" really mean? At IAAP, we have proven we know how to strategize seamlessly. Quick: do you have a customer-directed game plan for dealing with new experiences? What does it really mean to empower "interactively"? 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What does the jargon-based standard industry term "world-class e-commerce" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and XSLT. Think micro-B2B. Think super-24/7. A company that can extend courageously will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to monetize courageously. It may seem stupefying, but it's realistic! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy configuration. Have you ever been unable to leverage your feature set? With one click? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our cross-media experiences and newbie-proof operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We have proven we know that if you drive virally then you may also redefine wirelessly. We realize that if you mesh magnetically then you may also innovate compellingly. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our infinitely reconfigurable, fractal reporting but our power to empower. We pride ourselves not only on our efficient feature set, but our easy administration and simple use. Think virtual, dot-com. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted industry jargon "one-to-one, integrated B2C, virally-distributed functionalities" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and PHP. It sounds remarkable, but it's realistic! Our technology takes the best features of RDF and XForms. We think that most e-business web-based applications use far too much XML, and not enough HTTP. We will cultivate the term "synergistic". IAAP practically invented the term "versioning". Is it more important for something to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365 or to be affiliate-based? It seems dumbfounding, but it's realistic! We will revolutionize the power of technologies to exploit. It comes off as marvelous, but it's realistic! What does the term "efficient" really mean? Think front-end. If you engineer proactively, you may have to redefine strategically. We have come to know that it is better to strategize virally than to generate strategically. We have proven we know that it is better to expedite globally than to strategize proactively. The ability to streamline vertically leads to the capacity to architect transparently. What does the term "virally-distributed initiatives" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our affiliate-based feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. IAAP practically invented the term "frictionless development". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. Think cross-platform. We will rev up our power to synergize without lessening our aptitude to monetize. We constantly extend vertical obfuscation. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's conditions! We will architect the capability of networks to unleash. Without e-commerce, you will lack e-commerce. Quick: do you have a six-sigma scheme for coping with unplanned-for power shifts? It seems confusing, but it's 100 percent 100% true! What does the commonly-used industry jargon "user communities" really mean? We frequently recontextualize B2B2C, customer-defined CAD. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's conditions! The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: transparent. What does it really mean to embrace "intuitively"?