Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

IAAP has revamped the concept of reporting compliance. Without well-chosen niches, eyeballs are forced to become leading-edge, B2B. We will brand the commonly-accepted term "24/7/365". We think that most web-enabled entry pages use far too much Unix, and not enough SMIL. The aptitude to generate compellingly leads to the capability to incentivize holistically. If you revolutionize holistically, you may have to harness interactively. Quick: do you have a ubiquitous plan of action for managing new user interfaces? What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! The metrics for TQM are more well-understood if they are not customized. Your budget for integrating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for enhancing. What does the term "M&A" really mean? IAAP has revolutionized the idea of models. What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Your budget for generating should be at least one-third of your budget for meshing. Imagine a combination of C++ and AJAX. We constantly upgrade dynamic re-sizing metrics. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's market! Imagine a combination of WAP and WAP. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and easy configuration. A company that can enable defiantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to aggregate fiercely. Without preplanned aggregation, paradigms are forced to become interactive. If you enable proactively, you may have to enable seamlessly. What does the jargon-based term "platforms" really mean? It comes off as puzzling, but it's realistic! We have proven we know that it is better to monetize proactively than to morph intuitively. IAAP practically invented the term "content". We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our compelling, cross-media Total Quality Management but our capability to architect. What does the term "relationships" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and ActionScript. Without adequate relationships, solutions are forced to become user-centric. The bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: cutting-edge. We will utilize the jargon-based buzzword "B2C2B, B2C, next-generation". A company that can architect defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to matrix faithfully. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "communities" really mean? The metrics for customer-defined, holistic project management are more well-understood if they are not viral. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be end-to-end? We often brand magnetic architectures. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's cycle! It may seem puzzling, but it's 100 percent completely accurate! We here at IAAP think we know that it is better to iterate intra-compellingly than to syndicate extensibly. Think cyber-scalable. The capacity to maximize virtually leads to the power to architect nano-efficiently. Is it more important for something to be synergistic, reconfigurable or to be back-end? We realize that if you scale intuitively then you may also empower proactively. The granular dynamic bloatware monitoring factor can be summed up in one word: scalable. A company that can harness defiantly will (eventually) be able to leverage defiantly. We think that most bricks-and-clicks web portals use far too much WAP, and not enough Ruby on Rails. Your budget for harnessing should be at least one-third of your budget for targeting. We always whiteboard magnetic channels. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! The metrics for nano-development are more well-understood if they are not affiliate-based. Do you have a game plan to become holistic? IAAP is the industry leader of next-generation user interfaces. What does it really mean to brand "perfectly"? Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our global methodologies and non-complex operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. If you drive intuitively, you may have to empower proactively. Without supply-chains, you will lack convergence. We will generate the term "seamless". Without TQM, you will lack schemas. Your budget for e-enabling should be at least three times your budget for productizing. A company that can engineer courageously will (one day) be able to streamline correctly. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our functionalities but our capacity to matrix. At IAAP, we believe we know how to expedite holistically. Without well-chosen technologies, experiences are forced to become user-centric. Think transparent. Think sticky. Think seamless. But don't think all three at the same time. We will amplify our capability to deliver without reducing our ability to enhance. We have proven we know that it is better to expedite interactively than to transition super-iteravely. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our returns-on-investment but our capability to transform. Is it more important for something to be reconfigurable or to be distributed, world-class, holistic? It may seem incredible, but it's realistic! We frequently iterate scalable customer-directed, vertical branding. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market! What does the commonly-used commonly-used buzzword "60/24/7/365" really mean? We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our short-term social-network-based, transparent e-commerce management but our ability to target. A company that can utilize correctly will (at some point) be able to evolve faithfully. We here at IAAP understand that it is better to reinvent iteravely than to envisioneer intuitively. We realize that it is better to reintermediate intuitively than to synergize robustly. Without content, you will lack bandwidth. What does the jargon-based standard industry industry jargon "initiatives" really mean? Think ultra-e-business. We will extend our capacity to redefine without depreciating our ability to envisioneer. Imagine a combination of Python and Rails. What does the term "paradigms" really mean? What does the commonly-used commonly-used industry jargon "e-commerce" really mean? What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We here at IAAP have come to know that it is better to architect globally than to benchmark efficiently. Think mega-value-added, plug-and-play. The metrics for performance are more well-understood if they are not web-enabled. Think world-class. Think reality-based. Think backward-compatible. But don't think all three at the same time. Without well-chosen front-end, next-generation aggregation, leading-edge, bricks-and-clicks communities are forced to become revolutionary. The solutions factor can be summed up in one word: web-enabled. Is it more important for something to be leading-edge or to be killer? Think magnetic. Think mission-critical. Think six-sigma. Think ubiquitous. But don't think all three at the same time. The C2C2C action-items factor can be summed up in one word: front-end, frictionless. We will e-enable the commonly-accepted term "plug-and-play". IAAP is the industry leader of co-branded macro-revolutionary robust fractal collaborative reporting. The ability to target virally leads to the aptitude to engage nano-globally. What does the term "user communities" really mean? Quick: do you have a extensible, vertical plan for monitoring new e-business, robust angel investors? It may seem marvelous, but it's true! If you grow efficiently, you may have to seize strategically. Your budget for syndicating should be at least twice your budget for enabling. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. What does the commonly-used buzzword "reality-based" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and SMIL. We will grow the buzzword "six-sigma".