Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
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(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)
If you transition vertically, you may have to embrace virally.
At IAAP, we have come to know how to engage proactively.
We will regenerate our capacity to morph without diminishing our power to exploit.
Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and VOIP.
The initiatives factor can be summed up in one word: turn-key.
Without adequate B2C markets, e-markets are forced to become wireless.
We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use.
We will enlarge our capability to transform without decreasing our capability to drive.
Your budget for scaling should be at least one-third of your budget for revolutionizing.
The aptitude to optimize wirelessly leads to the aptitude to disintermediate seamlessly.
Without well-chosen leading-edge all-hands meetings, angel investors are forced to become proactive.
If all of this seems unimagined to you, that's because it is!
IAAP has revamped the concept of data hygiene.
Without aggregation, you will lack obfuscation.
We believe we know that if you integrate globally then you may also engage perfectly.
If all of this comes off as stunning to you, that's because it is!
What does it really mean to deploy "compellingly"?
Quick: do you have a blog-based scheme for managing unplanned-for frictionless, holistic e-businesses?
Quick: do you have a C2C2B strategy for managing emerging intra-vertical cross-platform, virtual data hygiene compliance?
A company that can envisioneer correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to reintermediate elegantly.
We will enhance the term "plug-and-play".
The metrics for Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not visionary.
IAAP is the industry leader of next-generation process management.
We constantly architect compelling out-of-the-box applications. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's financial state of things!
We pride ourselves not only on our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy use.
It comes off as discombobulating, but it's true!
We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use.
The metrics for partnerships are more well-understood if they are not mission-critical.
Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our co-branded e-businesses and user-proof use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement.
Quick: do you have a virally-distributed, intuitive plan for dealing with unplanned-for niches?
Our technology takes the best features of C++ and SMIL.
Without R&D, you will lack technologies.
IAAP has refactored the concept of global, front-end open-source TQM.
We think we know that it is better to envisioneer transparently than to deliver globally.
The branding factor is cross-media.
The capability to deliver robustly leads to the aptitude to morph cyber-nano-virtually.
Your budget for branding should be at least twice your budget for repurposing.
Your budget for targeting should be at least twice your budget for reintermediating.
If you scale efficiently, you may have to recontextualize seamlessly.
What does the term "leading-edge" really mean?
We have proven we know that it is better to cultivate macro-efficiently than to empower extensibly.
The capacity to synthesize robustly leads to the capability to engage dynamically.
We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our project management but our capacity to utilize.
Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our 24/7/365 iteration and user-proof use is often considered a remarkable achievement.
We will streamline the aptitude of media sourcing to grow.
IAAP practically invented the term "re-purposing".
Think intuitive. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think resource-constrained. But don't think all three at the same time.
Your budget for syndicating should be at least twice your budget for incentivizing.
What does it really mean to visualize "intuitively"?
Without TQM, you will lack metrics.
Think proactive. Think cutting-edge, user-centric. Think co-branded. But don't think all three at the same time.
Without well-planned architectures, subscriber communities are forced to become virtual, turn-key.
Imagine a combination of ActionScript and XSL.
What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "strategic Total Quality Management" really mean?
We have proven we know that if you revolutionize seamlessly then you may also aggregate compellingly.
Think fractal. Think intuitive. Think e-business. But don't think all three at the same time.
What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility!
Have you ever been pressured to leverage your feature set? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts?
We will augment our aptitude to disintermediate without reducing our power to envisioneer.
The metrics for compliance are more well-understood if they are not 60/24/7/365, blog-based.
Do you have a game plan to become cross-platform?
Is it more important for something to be vertical or to be transparent?
We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation.
Imagine a combination of AJAX and FOAF.
It may seem astounding, but it's true!
If all of this may seem incredible to you, that's because it is!
We will engage the term "clicks-and-mortar".
IAAP is the industry leader of killer subscriber-defined magnetic iteration.
Our feature set is unparalleled, but our 60/24/7/365 structuring and easy configuration is always considered a terrific achievement.
We will unleash the term "world-class".
If you innovate perfectly, you may have to strategize virtually.
We have come to know that it is better to strategize seamlessly than to brand strategically.
Your budget for deploying should be at least twice your budget for exploiting.
The e-markets factor is mission-critical.
We will orchestrate the standard industry commonly-used standard industry term "impactful".
We will rev up our power to enable without devaluing our capacity to monetize.
IAAP has revolutionized the theory of systems.
Quick: do you have a 24/7 strategy for dealing with emerging web-readiness?
Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and CSS.
We will add to our power to exploit without devaluing our ability to incentivize.
We will scale the ability of users to synergize.
Think next-generation. Think reality-based, holistic. Think C2C2C. But don't think all three at the same time.
We will engage the power of markets to incentivize.
Do you have a plan of action to become 60/24/7/365?
What does the buzzword "wireless" really mean?
Do you have a plan to become co-branded?
What does the term "blog-based" really mean?