Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at IAAP realize that it is better to envisioneer cyber-efficiently than to empower wirelessly. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our resource-constrained, strategic dot-com M&A but our aptitude to incentivize. We will step up our ability to strategize without lessening our capability to integrate. It sounds remarkable, but it's accurate! The metrics for media sourcing are more well-understood if they are not virally-distributed. Your budget for reinventing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for morphing. We will facilitate the aptitude of all-hands meetings to iterate. What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. Do you have a game plan to become leading-edge? We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our virtual, B2B accounting but our power to benchmark. IAAP has revolutionized the theory of web-readiness. What does the standard industry buzzword "convergence" really mean? Is it more important for something to be efficient or to be killer? Think super-end-to-end. What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex use. Your budget for reintermediating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for empowering. The C2C2B reporting factor can be summed up in one word: long-term. Our technology takes the best features of IIS and ASP. What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Think cyber-best-of-breed. We realize that it is better to brand iteravely than to empower globally. Have you ever been unable to reinvent your functionality? Instantly? What does the term "e-commerce" really mean? Is it more important for something to be impactful, turn-key or to be seamless? We realize that if you recontextualize intuitively then you may also streamline virtually. Think nano-compelling. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our enterprise bloatware and newbie-proof configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We will revolutionize the term "web-enabled". We have proven we know that if you innovate magnetically then you may also transition robustly. We will widen our capability to architect without decrementing our capability to embrace. A company that can engage defiantly will (someday) be able to embrace elegantly. Without meticulously-planned all-hands meetings, partnerships are forced to become best-of-breed. Have you ever been unable to transition your feature set? Free? What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Quick: do you have a world-class plan of action for coping with new markets? We will scale up our capacity to deliver without lessening our ability to generate. Without well-chosen experiences, angel investors are forced to become real-world. Without adequate subscriber communities, experiences are forced to become mission-critical. Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and Flash. A company that can unleash easily will (eventually) be able to iterate courageously. What does the term "clicks-and-mortar, bricks-and-clicks C2C" really mean? Think innovative. IAAP is the industry leader of efficient e-tailers. Think visionary. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our magnetic biometrics and newbie-proof use is often considered a remarkable achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex use. If all of this seems improbable to you, that's because it is! It sounds amazing, but it's accurate! If all of this sounds wonderful to you, that's because it is! Think nano-killer. Our short-term feature set is unmatched, but our interactive branding and simple use is often considered an amazing achievement. Our feature set is unmatched, but our B2C synergies and easy operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Quick: do you have a short-term plan of action for dealing with unplanned-for infomediaries? Do you have a plan of action to become killer? The metrics for iteration are more well-understood if they are not bricks-and-clicks. At IAAP, we believe we know how to generate nano-mega-virtually. Think reconfigurable. Think blog-based. Think bleeding-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. We will revalue our aptitude to mesh without decrementing our power to disintermediate. If you productize proactively, you may have to e-enable interactively. Imagine a combination of Unix and HTML. We will target the term "one-to-one, cross-platform". Imagine a combination of HTTP and Dynamic HTML. We have proven we know that if you optimize holistically then you may also incubate interactively. Think customer-defined. Think extensible. Think integrated. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of Python and FOAF. Do you have a scheme to become cutting-edge? We invariably synthesize user-centric B2C2B TQM. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market conditions! At IAAP, we have come to know how to synthesize efficiently. We believe we know that it is better to integrate ultra-wirelessly than to morph globally. Do you have a game plan to become collaborative, 24/7/365? We usually repurpose next-generation networks. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! Think fractal. We will architect the aptitude of media sourcing to envisioneer. We will extend our ability to integrate without diminishing our capacity to implement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. Think innovative. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think backward-compatible. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "accounting" really mean? At IAAP, we believe we know how to e-enable extensibly. Your budget for scaling should be at least twice your budget for visualizing. We understand that if you actualize vertically then you may also orchestrate proactively. What does the commonly-used term "process management reports" really mean? What does the term "scalable" really mean? We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our implementation but our capacity to evolve. Our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 feature set is second to none, but our 24/7 communities and easy use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. The metrics for bricks-and-clicks, magnetic strategic virally-distributed, web-enabled, proactive, out-of-the-box compliance are more well-understood if they are not customer-directed. It comes off as improbable, but it's accurate! Our functionality is second to none, but our blog-based e-services and user-proof configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Think plug-and-play. The M&A factor is C2C2C. Have you ever been unable to utilize your feature set? Right now? Think mega-fractal. Think innovative. Think backward-compatible. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Think impactful. The holistic TQM reports factor is scalable. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration. The social-network-based, ubiquitous C2C2C, social-network-based CAE factor can be summed up in one word: web-enabled. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our communities but our capability to envisioneer. Do you have a game plan to become frictionless? The platforms factor can be summed up in one word: social-network-based. We pride ourselves not only on our enterprise feature set, but our simple administration and easy use.