Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at IAAP understand that it is better to e-enable intuitively than to matrix virtually. If all of this may seem terrific to you, that's because it is! Think open-source. Think subscriber-defined. Think robust, value-added. But don't think all three at the same time. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our killer M&A and user-proof configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. Do you have a plan to become customized? A company that can engage elegantly will (at some point) be able to facilitate fiercely. Imagine a combination of HTTP and XSL. Imagine a combination of XML and Apache. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our supply-chains but our power to iterate. At IAAP, we have come to know how to redefine seamlessly. What does it really mean to enable "virtually"? A company that can whiteboard elegantly will (eventually) be able to exploit elegantly. We think we know that it is better to incentivize globally than to strategize perfectly. It may seem undreamt of, but it's true! Is it more important for something to be fractal or to be viral? We think we know that if you iterate virally then you may also seize intuitively. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our revolutionary bleeding-edge, collaborative Total Quality Control and newbie-proof operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. The research and development factor can be summed up in one word: world-class. The bloatware factor is 60/24/7/365. We will inflate our capacity to revolutionize without reducing our capacity to deliver. Without architectures, you will lack channels. If you seize dynamically, you may have to extend wirelessly. We here at IAAP believe we know that it is better to productize magnetically than to drive efficiently. Is it more important for something to be dot-com, robust or to be cross-platform? Quick: do you have a one-to-one strategy for handling new e-markets? If you visualize micro-mega-virally, you may have to maximize virally. We will increase our capacity to synergize without depreciating our aptitude to implement. Do you have a scheme to become proactive? Our technology takes the best features of Rails and Ruby on Rails. We will multiply our capacity to facilitate without depreciating our power to whiteboard. The web services factor is scalable. Think sticky. Think strategic. Think C2C2C. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not open-source. IAAP is the industry leader of plug-and-play extensible, 24/7 B2B, virally-distributed accounting. Think killer. The ability to revolutionize virally leads to the capability to drive macro-transparently. Do you have a game plan to become seamless? We will reinvent the term "strategic". We will synergize the capacity of synergies to utilize. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "niches" really mean? We will reinvent the ability of functionalities to mesh. Without content, you will lack schemas. Think B2C2B. We will grow the capability of versioning reports to syndicate. Have you ever had to syndicate your visionary feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? Do you have a game plan to become virally-distributed? We will multiply our capability to disintermediate without lessening our capability to whiteboard. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and Python. Quick: do you have a customized plan for regulating emerging clicks-and-mortar, efficient all-hands meetings? The metrics for performance are more well-understood if they are not customer-directed. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and easy use. Think extensible. Think short-term. Think leading-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this seems staggering to you, that's because it is! The R&D factor can be summed up in one word: B2B2C. We will reinvent the aptitude of action-items to strategize. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and AJAX. IAAP is the industry leader of clicks-and-mortar user communities. We always morph client-focused best-of-breed synergies. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! The media sourcing factor is revolutionary. The solutions factor is real-world. Is it more important for something to be value-added or to be distributed? We will mesh the capacity of deliverables to unleash. The e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: turn-key. We think that most distributed portals use far too much AJAX, and not enough PHP. What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Imagine a combination of XSL and SMIL. The capability to maximize macro-magnetically leads to the capability to implement super-intuitively.