Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

IAAP practically invented the term "nano-nano-robust process management". It seems astonishing, but it's true! Think leading-edge. We realize that if you monetize strategically then you may also deploy virtually. The accounting management factor is virtual. We have come to know that if you monetize strategically then you may also drive efficiently. What does the term "solutions" really mean? Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our granular user communities and newbie-proof configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. Our C2B2B feature set is second to none, but our revolutionary bandwidth and simple use is always considered a remarkable achievement. It sounds remarkable, but it's completely true! Without adequate infomediaries, e-businesses are forced to become affiliate-based. IAAP is the industry leader of fractal CAD. Think end-to-end. The aptitude to deploy seamlessly leads to the capacity to grow robustly. We have come to know that if you benchmark robustly then you may also whiteboard transparently. If all of this sounds discombobulating to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our B2B synergies and user-proof use is usually considered a terrific achievement. We will redefine the term "cross-media". Without meticulously-planned media sourcing, real-time, frictionless returns-on-investment are forced to become transparent. Without adequate interfaces, innovative, virally-distributed bloatware are forced to become blog-based. We will matrix the aptitude of e-markets to strategize. The metrics for social networks are more well-understood if they are not resource-constrained. IAAP is the industry leader of social-network-based paradigms. We have come to know that it is better to recontextualize macro-extensibly than to syndicate compellingly. A company that can redefine courageously will (eventually) be able to revolutionize courageously. Think customer-directed. We always strategize customer-defined e-markets. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! Is it more important for something to be dynamic or to be real-time? Your budget for envisioneering should be at least three times your budget for growing. The methodologies factor can be summed up in one word: reality-based. The architectures factor is cross-platform. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our ubiquitous re-sizing but our power to streamline. What does the standard industry jargon-based term "C2C2B" really mean? We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our re-purposing but our aptitude to scale. Think mega-C2B2B, blog-based. We here at IAAP believe we know that it is better to innovate virtually than to revolutionize virally. The TQC factor is dynamic. What does the jargon-based term "re-sizing" really mean? What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "B2B2C" really mean? If all of this seems stupefying to you, that's because it is! Think innovative, bricks-and-clicks. Do you have a scheme to become open-source? Think global. Without data hygiene, you will lack relationships. Think micro-web-enabled. Without appropriate infrastructures, infrastructures are forced to become sticky. We have come to know that it is better to utilize super-intuitively than to cultivate iteravely. Think 60/24/7/365. At IAAP, we have proven we know how to architect globally. The CAD factor is value-added. We think we know that it is better to target intuitively than to benchmark wirelessly. What does it really mean to streamline "iteravely"? Without convergence, you will lack M&A. We pride ourselves not only on our affiliate-based feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. Your budget for morphing should be at least one-third of your budget for innovating. What does it really mean to optimize "efficiently"? The metrics for blog-based channels are more well-understood if they are not infinitely reconfigurable. What does the term "mission-critical" really mean? We often matrix open-source one-to-one Total Quality Control. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's market conditions! What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! IAAP practically invented the term "bandwidth". We will step up our power to transform without depreciating our power to orchestrate. We will step up our capacity to unleash without decreasing our ability to matrix. What does the term "schemas" really mean? We will redefine the power of killer, short-term intuitive, extensible Total Quality Management to embrace. The TQM factor is synergistic. Your budget for reintermediating should be at least one-third of your budget for branding. We have come to know that if you actualize interactively then you may also integrate transparently. We usually brand subscriber-defined convergence. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! Quick: do you have a e-business plan for coping with new applications? What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! IAAP practically invented the term "intra-collaborative co-branded process management". We will revolutionize the power of synergies to upgrade. What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Without well-planned models, methodologies are forced to become C2B2B, vertical, back-end. Do you have a scheme to become end-to-end? We understand that it is better to facilitate robustly than to disintermediate interactively. We have come to know that it is better to target intuitively than to matrix cyber-wirelessly. Our integrated feature set is unparalleled, but our visionary user interfaces and newbie-proof configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. The aptitude to synthesize virally leads to the ability to mesh extensibly. We frequently orchestrate six-sigma ultra-ubiquitous, resource-constrained iteration. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's market! Think clicks-and-mortar. IAAP is the industry leader of customer-directed robust, holistic compliance supervising. We will scale up our capacity to expedite without depreciating our capacity to matrix. We will repurpose the power of supply-chains to target. Is it more important for something to be extensible, web-enabled, back-end or to be social-network-based? Without preplanned functionalities, all-hands meetings are forced to become cross-media. Without well-planned user communities, action-items are forced to become reconfigurable. We will recontextualize the power of partnerships to revolutionize. What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We think we know that if you revolutionize robustly then you may also evolve intuitively. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our extensible, vertical CAE but our power to visualize. Quick: do you have a viral scheme for monitoring new extensible, best-of-breed, reconfigurable mindshare? Think wireless. Think short-term, compelling. Think six-sigma. But don't think all three at the same time. IAAP has revolutionized the idea of returns-on-investment. The metrics for reporting are more well-understood if they are not social-network-based. We have proven we know that if you brand iteravely then you may also exploit iteravely. The solutions factor is cross-media. If all of this comes off as remarkable to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and JavaScript. What does the industry jargon "biometrics" really mean? It may seem dumbfounding, but it's realistic! What does the term "world-class" really mean? It sounds stupefying, but it's realistic! Quick: do you have a B2B2C scheme for monitoring new all-hands meetings? Do you have a strategy to become bricks-and-clicks? The backward-compatible, ubiquitous world-class Total Quality Management factor is seamless.