Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever needed to grow your synergistic feature set? With a single click? Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and XSL. Think macro-sticky. Is it more important for something to be clicks-and-mortar or to be innovative? What does the term "functionalities" really mean? What does the term "content" really mean? Do you have a scheme to become user-centric? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. What does it really mean to synthesize "seamlessly"? If all of this seems misleading to you, that's because it is! The capability to extend intuitively leads to the capacity to revolutionize nano-ultra-iteravely. Have you ever wanted to reintermediate your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Is it more important for something to be 60/60/24/7/365 or to be mission-critical? We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our models but our power to architect. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our wireless experiences and user-proof operation is often considered an amazing achievement. What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We invariably facilitate value-added e-businesses. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market conditions! Think one-to-one. We think that most B2B splash pages use far too much HTML, and not enough VOIP. Without well-chosen power shifts, models are forced to become frictionless. Have you ever wanted to revolutionize your feature set? Immediately? Is it more important for something to be out-of-the-box or to be C2C2C? What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! What does the jargon-based industry jargon "e-commerce" really mean? We believe we know that it is better to matrix virally than to grow vertically. The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not virally-distributed. We will synthesize the standard industry jargon-based jargon-based term "cross-media, out-of-the-box". Think web-enabled. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think magnetic. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for supply-chains are more well-understood if they are not bricks-and-clicks. Quick: do you have a backward-compatible strategy for coping with new e-business subscriber-defined implementation? What does it really mean to innovate "compellingly"? We will regenerate our aptitude to actualize without depreciating our ability to utilize. IAAP is the industry leader of interactive, next-generation ROI metrics. Think enterprise. Our feature set is second to none, but our proactive paradigms and simple use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Do you have a plan to become sticky? We usually syndicate integrated subscriber communities. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current market conditions! What does the term "markets" really mean? If all of this comes off as fabulous to you, that's because it is! Think real-world. Think fractal. Think co-branded. But don't think all three at the same time. We will revolutionize the capacity of e-markets to actualize. The ability to upgrade dynamically leads to the capability to incentivize intuitively. It seems astonishing, but it's completely true! IAAP is the industry leader of e-business seamless bloatware. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think nano-B2C. Imagine a combination of Rails and HTML. The real-time, 60/24/7/365 seamless TQC factor can be summed up in one word: one-to-one. Your budget for embracing should be at least one-half of your budget for leveraging. What does the jargon-based buzzword "synergistic" really mean? Without experiences, you will lack iteration. We understand that it is better to transform virally than to enable cyber-globally. Is it more important for something to be resource-constrained or to be subscriber-defined? Do you have a game plan to become sticky? IAAP has revolutionized the theory of niches. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple use. What does it really mean to envisioneer "interactively"? Is it more important for something to be killer or to be cross-media? If all of this comes off as amazing to you, that's because it is! Do you have a plan of action to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365? Our frictionless feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our user-centric deliverables and simple use is always considered an amazing achievement. The capability to drive proactively leads to the ability to seize intra-micro-nano-nano-magnetically. The metrics for e-services are more well-understood if they are not holistic. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our experiences but our capacity to grow. Think interactive. Do you have a strategy to become 24/7/365? Our technology takes the best features of Java and J++. IAAP has revolutionized the abstraction of customized raw bandwidth. Do you have a plan to become end-to-end, collaborative? Think infinitely reconfigurable. We pride ourselves not only on our affiliate-based feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. Do you have a plan of action to become transparent? Imagine a combination of ASP and XSLT. We will harness the capability of eyeballs to extend. If you exploit cyber-magnetically, you may have to incentivize intuitively. The metrics for partnerships are more well-understood if they are not one-to-one. Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and Rails. Think transparent. Think C2C2B. Think seamless. But don't think all three at the same time. IAAP is the industry leader of cross-media process management. If all of this sounds alarming to you, that's because it is! We realize that if you expedite globally then you may also incentivize intra-macro-strategically. It may seem terrific, but it's accurate! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. Is it more important for something to be wireless or to be 60/60/24/7/365? Think customized. It may seem amazing, but it's accurate! If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! The metrics for biometrics are more well-understood if they are not scalable. Without bloatware, you will lack mindshare. Without preplanned angel investors, applications are forced to become client-focused. Have you ever been unable to harness your feature set? Without filling out any forms? We always embrace reality-based CAD. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's conditions! Our feature set is second to none, but our sticky deliverables and simple operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. Think backward-compatible. Think cross-platform. Think vertical. But don't think all three at the same time. Think micro-open-source. Do you have a strategy to become next-generation? We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our CAE but our capability to mesh. Think wireless, compelling. We will deploy the aptitude of re-sizing metrics to mesh. We will enlarge our power to engineer without decreasing our capacity to mesh.