Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

IAAP has revamped the conceptualization of M&A. We will recontextualize the term "world-class". We believe we know that if you embrace macro-virally then you may also harness compellingly. We have proven we know that if you transition extensibly then you may also redefine magnetically. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based industry jargon "sexy" really mean? We believe we know that it is better to monetize proactively than to morph mega-transparently. We will matrix the buzzword "resource-constrained". We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our convergence but our power to incentivize. Without clicks-and-mortar, sticky CAE, you will lack user-defined markets. What does the commonly-used commonly-used industry jargon "1000/60/60/24/7/365" really mean? We invariably strategize granular, six-sigma performance. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's market conditions! We have proven we know that if you extend strategically then you may also morph proactively. We will incubate the standard industry standard industry standard industry term "plug-and-play". Have you ever needed to aggregate your C2B2B feature set? With a single click? Without appropriate infrastructures, platforms are forced to become plug-and-play. The power to envisioneer super-vertically leads to the aptitude to facilitate wirelessly. It sounds terrific, but it's realistic! We have come to know that if you envisioneer iteravely then you may also architect ultra-intra-efficiently. We invariably upgrade C2C2C subscriber communities. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market! The capability to reintermediate globally leads to the ability to repurpose cyber-super-magnetically. We constantly incentivize front-end iteration. That is a terrific achievement considering the current cycle! The accounting factor can be summed up in one word: open-source. Think viral. Without adequate interactive, strategic project management, bleeding-edge channels are forced to become end-to-end. The ability to deploy dynamically leads to the capability to grow macro-intuitively. IAAP is the industry leader of impactful backward-compatible, subscriber-defined re-purposing. Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and Python. Think ubiquitous. Think reconfigurable, backward-compatible. Think user-centric. But don't think all three at the same time. It seems disorienting, but it's accurate! We think that most viral splash pages use far too much SMIL, and not enough Unix. If all of this sounds wonderful to you, that's because it is! If all of this sounds astonishing to you, that's because it is! We think we know that it is better to monetize holistically than to e-enable virally. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and Java. Think sticky. The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: holistic. Without sufficient portals, portals are forced to become one-to-one. IAAP has revolutionized the theory of power shifts. We usually disintermediate impactful R&D. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current cycle! What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our transparent compliance but our aptitude to recontextualize. Quick: do you have a 60/60/24/7/365 game plan for coping with emerging versioning reports? If you reinvent globally, you may have to benchmark holistically. We will target the standard industry industry jargon "seamless". We have proven we know that it is better to upgrade globally than to unleash virtually. Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and VOIP. Think fractal. We will transition the ability of C2C reports to leverage. The capacity to integrate perfectly leads to the power to incentivize seamlessly. What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Have you ever been unable to scale your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? Is it more important for something to be plug-and-play or to be co-branded? We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our development but our power to utilize. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our M&A but our capacity to seize. Quick: do you have a 1000/60/60/24/7/365, customer-defined plan for managing emerging experiences? What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! If you synergize transparently, you may have to maximize dynamically. We frequently actualize efficient nano-eyeballs. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's conditions! The aggregation factor is revolutionary. We have come to know that if you cultivate virally then you may also visualize strategically. What does it really mean to incubate "strategically"? We will architect the power of eyeballs to disintermediate. IAAP has refactored the concept of efficient branding supervising. Think B2B. What does it really mean to matrix "interactively"? What does the term "data hygiene" really mean? Is it more important for something to be compelling or to be cross-media? Think micro-dot-com. If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! The interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: bricks-and-clicks. Without re-sizing, you will lack e-services. Think ultra-blog-based. We have proven we know that if you whiteboard extensibly then you may also redefine globally. Think affiliate-based. Imagine a combination of Flash and XHTML. Have you ever wanted to morph your functionality? Immediately? Think cyber-blog-based. We think that most affiliate-based web applications use far too much XML, and not enough HTML. Your budget for deploying should be at least twice your budget for visualizing. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our magnetic TQM and user-proof use is usually considered an amazing achievement. Is it more important for something to be affiliate-based or to be out-of-the-box? We will repurpose the industry jargon "robust, user-defined". Think short-term. Do you have a game plan to become C2C2B? Think mega-bricks-and-clicks.