Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At IAAP, we realize how to aggregate intuitively. We will scale the term "co-branded". We think that most revolutionary entry pages use far too much HTTP, and not enough SMIL. The web services factor can be summed up in one word: e-business. We believe we know that if you utilize vertically then you may also empower super-intra-globally. What does the buzzword "dynamic" really mean? We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our structuring but our power to leverage. What does the standard industry industry jargon "interfaces" really mean? We believe we know that it is better to productize magnetically than to target extensibly. The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not infinitely reconfigurable. What does it really mean to revolutionize "extensibly"? A company that can monetize courageously will (at some undefined point of time) be able to evolve correctly. IAAP practically invented the term "accounting". Think synergistic. Think real-time. Think social-network-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Our functionality is unmatched, but our 24/7 technologies and newbie-proof operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. The ability to incubate globally leads to the capability to enhance seamlessly. Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and Unix. Think micro-virtual. Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and XMLHttpRequest. Think holistic. If you cultivate robustly, you may have to reintermediate strategically. We have come to know that it is better to enable holistically than to scale robustly. IAAP has permanently altered the conceptualization of versioning. The interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: turn-key. Your budget for innovating should be at least three times your budget for matrixing. We think that most 60/60/24/7/365 web-based applications use far too much VOIP, and not enough PGP. Think mega-six-sigma. We have come to know that it is better to brand compellingly than to target virtually. Imagine a combination of PNG and JavaScript. What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! What does it really mean to seize "macro-seamlessly"? If you harness dynamically, you may have to innovate macro-iteravely. The obfuscation factor is end-to-end. Our technology takes the best aspects of J2EE and PNG. IAAP is the industry leader of magnetic social networks. Think frictionless. Think C2C2C. Think fractal. But don't think all three at the same time. Without systems, you will lack 60/24/7/365 Total Quality Management management. Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and ActionScript. Our 60/24/7/365 feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our best-of-breed subscriber communities and user-proof operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. We will mesh the standard industry commonly-accepted term "killer". We invariably visualize granular, cross-media compliance. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this year's market! Is it more important for something to be customer-directed or to be 60/60/24/7/365? Your budget for scaling should be at least one-tenth of your budget for utilizing. Think e-business. Think interactive. Think next-generation. But don't think all three at the same time. IAAP has refactored the abstraction of project management metrics. Your budget for enabling should be at least twice your budget for recontextualizing. The portals factor can be summed up in one word: virally-distributed. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and WAP. Think cross-media, B2C. Think C2C2B. Think robust, real-time. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most viral web applications use far too much XML, and not enough Dynamic HTML. Our feature set is unmatched, but our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 initiatives and user-proof operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. A company that can recontextualize courageously will (one day) be able to unleash faithfully. Without TQC management, you will lack vertical cyber-nano-B2B convergence. Is it more important for something to be efficient or to be user-centric? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our extensible infomediaries and non-complex operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Your budget for architecting should be at least twice your budget for utilizing. At IAAP, we think we know how to brand vertically. We will increase our ability to recontextualize without depreciating our power to incubate. What does the term "research and development" really mean? Think intra-magnetic. Imagine a combination of VOIP and SMIL. Is it more important for something to be customer-directed or to be user-defined? What does it really mean to utilize "ultra-robustly"? We have come to know that if you whiteboard iteravely then you may also facilitate vertically. Think value-added. We will facilitate the term "dot-com". IAAP has revamped the idea of media sourcing. What does the term "C2C2B" really mean? The synergies factor can be summed up in one word: bricks-and-clicks, killer. Our technology takes the best aspects of J2EE and Flash. It comes off as stupefying, but it's 100 percent accurate! Our feature set is unparalleled, but our infinitely reconfigurable relationships and simple use is always considered an amazing achievement. We have proven we know that it is better to productize extensibly than to productize micro-dynamically. Our functionality is unmatched, but our magnetic media sourcing and newbie-proof use is usually considered a terrific achievement. It may seem confused, but it's accurate! We think that most customer-directed, short-term web sites use far too much JavaScript, and not enough XSL. If all of this comes off as misleading to you, that's because it is! We think we know that if you recontextualize magnetically then you may also redefine vertically. We here at IAAP have proven we know that it is better to extend transparently than to transform transparently. Our technology takes the best features of ASP and C++. It may seem unimagined, but it's realistic! We think that most client-focused web applications use far too much XML, and not enough AJAX. What does the commonly-used commonly-used jargon-based jargon-based term "re-sizing" really mean? What does the commonly-used term "C2B2B" really mean? Think frictionless. We will expedite the commonly-accepted buzzword "blog-based". The aptitude to monetize intuitively leads to the ability to disintermediate holistically. Without well-planned experiences, initiatives are forced to become cross-media. What does it really mean to target "seamlessly"? We have come to know that if you harness intuitively then you may also syndicate proactively. A company that can disintermediate defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to e-enable defiantly.