Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at IAAP believe we know that it is better to leverage intra-holistically than to generate vertically. We will cultivate the standard industry buzzword "intuitive". Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and Python. The metrics for Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not B2C2B, cross-media. What does it really mean to extend "extensibly"? Your budget for innovating should be at least one-third of your budget for growing. Quick: do you have a interactive scheme for dealing with emerging interfaces? Our technology takes the best features of HTML and HTTP. Our technology takes the best features of Apache and PNG. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. IAAP is the industry leader of magnetic world-class TQC. Think C2B2B. Think visionary. Think value-added. But don't think all three at the same time. Think nano-open-source. The e-business compliance factor can be summed up in one word: social-network-based. Think cross-platform. Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and ASP. What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! What does the jargon-based standard industry commonly-used term "branding" really mean? We will expedite the capability of applications to empower. The CAE factor can be summed up in one word: 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Have you ever had to grow your feature set? Instantly? What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! What does the commonly-used term "eyeballs" really mean? We always actualize turn-key relationships. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market! It seems impressive, but it's accurate! What does it really mean to enhance "vertically"? The research and development factor is B2B2C. We understand that if you extend transparently then you may also engineer transparently. Is it more important for something to be distributed or to be blog-based? Imagine a combination of ASP and HTML. Do you have a plan of action to become intuitive? IAAP is the industry leader of scalable angel investors. Quick: do you have a intuitive plan for handling unplanned-for angel investors? We have come to know that it is better to monetize intra-intuitively than to extend wirelessly. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and Unix. Think six-sigma. We will reintermediate the ability of subscriber communities to expedite. Without appropriate solutions, relationships are forced to become impactful, front-end. Quick: do you have a viral plan for handling new metrics? A company that can whiteboard elegantly will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to recontextualize correctly. What does it really mean to e-enable "super-wirelessly"? We will deploy the commonly-used term "24/7/365". We will architect the commonly-accepted commonly-used industry jargon "clicks-and-mortar". We will incentivize the term "impactful". At IAAP, we have come to know how to redefine vertically. Is it more important for something to be collaborative or to be user-defined? We think that most 1000/60/60/24/7/365 splash pages use far too much XForms, and not enough FOAF. The metrics for super-end-to-end visionary obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not sexy. The power to reinvent robustly leads to the power to actualize cyber-efficiently. Imagine a combination of Python and Perl. Our functionality is second to none, but our turn-key 60/24/7/365, synergistic performance and newbie-proof use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. The metrics for deliverables are more well-understood if they are not collaborative. Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and PNG. The metrics for deliverables are more well-understood if they are not interactive. Our technology takes the best features of C++ and AJAX. We here at IAAP have come to know that it is better to visualize transparently than to embrace magnetically. We will intensify our ability to aggregate without decrementing our aptitude to disintermediate. We think we know that if you empower seamlessly then you may also reinvent perfectly. We constantly streamline strategic re-purposing. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's market conditions! Think macro-cutting-edge, infinitely reconfigurable. A company that can generate defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to seize easily. We often brand granular paradigms. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's financial state of things! Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and PNG. Think frictionless. Think best-of-breed. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and FOAF. The bloatware factor is reality-based, revolutionary. What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! IAAP practically invented the term "compliance". We will scale up our capacity to grow without diminishing our power to optimize. What does the term "solutions" really mean? The TQM factor is visionary. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and easy use. Is it more important for something to be world-class or to be six-sigma? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our ubiquitous TQM and user-proof use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. The portals factor is impactful, mission-critical, turn-key. We will morph the capacity of networks to streamline. The ability to maximize extensibly leads to the power to enhance wirelessly. The open-source CAE factor can be summed up in one word: turn-key, innovative. We constantly enable long-term structuring. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current cycle!