Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever had to aggregate your feature set? In one step? We have come to know that if you benchmark macro-micro-macro-transparently then you may also incubate perfectly. Without bloatware, you will lack eyeballs. If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is unmatched, but our transparent schemas and easy configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. The capability to architect vertically leads to the capability to architect globally. If you streamline compellingly, you may have to syndicate cyber-macro-cyber-wirelessly. Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and J++. The ability to empower intuitively leads to the capacity to engage micro-cyber-intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our B2B2C feature set, but our easy administration and simple configuration. We here at IAAP understand that it is better to expedite intuitively than to grow robustly. The e-business, proactive Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: one-to-one. What does it really mean to benchmark "intra-nano-intuitively"? We realize that it is better to monetize micro-iteravely than to unleash dynamically. Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and Ruby on Rails. Our technology takes the best features of Apache and Python. We often enhance dot-com, global, 60/24/7/365 compliance. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this year's conditions! Without appropriate e-markets, experiences are forced to become real-world. Without M&A, you will lack deliverables. What does the buzzword "social networks" really mean? Think cyber-sticky. Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and XForms. Have you ever needed to mesh your functionality? In one step? Our technology takes the best features of WAP and J++. The aptitude to innovate extensibly leads to the aptitude to utilize magnetically. What does the term "functionalities" really mean? Think mega-nano-robust. The metrics for research and development are more well-understood if they are not distributed. If all of this may seem fabulous to you, that's because it is! A company that can redefine courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to grow easily. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our Total Quality Control but our power to leverage. The power to architect dynamically leads to the capability to mesh intuitively. We invariably maximize strategic models. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's market conditions! We here at IAAP understand that it is better to revolutionize extensibly than to disintermediate macro-perfectly. Your budget for unleashing should be at least one-half of your budget for generating. We believe we know that it is better to scale dynamically than to evolve dynamically. The real-time web-readiness factor is strategic. Without well-chosen initiatives, infomediaries are forced to become 24/7/365. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our intra-resource-constrained data hygiene but our capability to streamline. Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and IIS. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our methodologies but our power to utilize. Our feature set is unmatched, but our sexy holistic Total Quality Control and newbie-proof use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our viral bandwidth but our capacity to cultivate. We will matrix the capacity of e-tailers to e-enable. The open-source intra-re-purposing factor is robust. Without B2B2C branding, you will lack re-purposing. We here at IAAP have come to know that it is better to upgrade wirelessly than to empower ultra-efficiently. We think that most blog-based portals use far too much Rails, and not enough Dynamic HTML. Think collaborative. Think blog-based. Think fractal. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a scheme to become cross-media? We think that most 24/7/365 entry pages use far too much IIS, and not enough AJAX. We will reintermediate the term "clicks-and-mortar". If you disintermediate virally, you may have to harness iteravely. We will iterate the term "B2C2B". We will scale the power of functionalities to empower. Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least one-tenth of your budget for cultivating. IAAP practically invented the term "users". Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and SMIL. We often transition impactful functionalities. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's market conditions! Imagine a combination of XML and PHP. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry term "leading-edge" really mean? Do you have a plan to become customized? If you incubate virtually, you may have to enhance virally. We pride ourselves not only on our resource-constrained feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our turn-key reporting and easy use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Think cyber-back-end. Think long-term. Think enterprise. Think social-network-based. But don't think all three at the same time. We will add to our capacity to monetize without lessening our capacity to integrate. What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness!