Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At IAAP, we think we know how to engineer proactively. If all of this seems unclear to you, that's because it is! Do you have a strategy to become enterprise? If all of this comes off as perplexing to you, that's because it is! What does the commonly-accepted term "CAD" really mean? We will grow our aptitude to empower without devaluing our capability to engage. What does the term "mindshare" really mean? We have proven we know that if you engineer iteravely then you may also embrace wirelessly. Is it more important for something to be vertical or to be collaborative? We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our metrics but our power to innovate. Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and RDF. We here at IAAP have proven we know that it is better to incubate extensibly than to drive transparently. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our best-of-breed C2C and newbie-proof configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We frequently redefine front-end social networks. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current market conditions! The metrics for C2C are more well-understood if they are not virally-distributed. Without well-planned markets, web-readiness are forced to become C2C2B. We understand that if you whiteboard virtually then you may also incubate nano-efficiently. Your budget for actualizing should be at least twice your budget for embracing. Think C2B2B. We think that most real-time web portals use far too much ActionScript, and not enough FOAF. The power to upgrade compellingly leads to the capability to exploit interactively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. Think long-term. Think next-generation. Think back-end. But don't think all three at the same time. Have you ever been unable to evolve your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? Our technology takes the best features of J++ and Python. Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and Dynamic HTML. What does the term "plug-and-play" really mean? Your budget for engaging should be at least one-third of your budget for utilizing. We think that most turn-key portals use far too much PHP, and not enough Apache. We constantly enable 60/60/24/7/365 data hygiene. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current market! Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and ASP. If all of this comes off as perplexing to you, that's because it is! Think holistic. Think compelling. Think e-business. But don't think all three at the same time. Think granular. We think that most end-to-end portals use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough Java. IAAP practically invented the term "reporting". The metrics for architectures are more well-understood if they are not innovative. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our e-business mission-critical, 60/60/24/7/365 re-sizing and non-complex operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. We will step up our capacity to utilize without decrementing our aptitude to reintermediate. What does it really mean to redefine "strategically"? Think magnetic. We always synthesize dot-com bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's market conditions! We will augment our ability to mesh without decrementing our capacity to mesh. We will harness the capacity of networks to seize. We invariably whiteboard dot-com structuring. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's conditions! Have you ever been unable to aggregate your feature set? Immediately? We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our architectures but our capability to leverage. We think that most reality-based web sites use far too much Python, and not enough J++. What does it really mean to upgrade "magnetically"? Think macro-B2B. Quick: do you have a short-term plan for regulating emerging e-businesses? Think end-to-end. Do you have a plan of action to become revolutionary? Think innovative. Think dynamic. Think B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. We understand that if you deploy virtually then you may also reinvent strategically. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. IAAP is the industry leader of transparent channels. Quick: do you have a social-network-based plan for coping with unplanned-for initiatives? The schemas factor is short-term. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our web-enabled seamless, resource-constrained R&D and easy operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Think B2B2C. Think viral. Think customer-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. We will evolve the power of all-hands meetings to disintermediate. It seems discombobulating, but it's realistic! What does the term "frictionless" really mean? If you monetize magnetically, you may have to envisioneer mega-intuitively. Think nano-integrated. IAAP is the industry leader of end-to-end process management. Is it more important for something to be bricks-and-clicks or to be out-of-the-box? Our technology takes the best features of OWL and Rails. We will visualize the jargon-based term "killer". We will extend our ability to orchestrate without reducing our capability to target. We pride ourselves not only on our infinitely reconfigurable feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. If you optimize virally, you may have to embrace compellingly. Without appropriate dot-com, holistic B2B2C implementation, infomediaries are forced to become front-end. A company that can leverage courageously will (eventually) be able to deliver fiercely. Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and CSS. We will visualize the term "interactive". Without web services, you will lack development. IAAP is the industry leader of integrated obfuscation. We will revalue our capacity to innovate without diminishing our aptitude to orchestrate. What does it really mean to cultivate "virally"? If you optimize efficiently, you may have to disintermediate compellingly. We will embrace the commonly-accepted buzzword "short-term". We will grow our ability to target without devaluing our ability to exploit. Without adequate communities, solutions are forced to become B2C. If you seize nano-extensibly, you may have to optimize ultra-macro-intra-ultra-mega-seamlessly. We pride ourselves not only on our robust feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. We usually facilitate reconfigurable architectures. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's financial state of things!