Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever needed to deploy your functionality? Instantly? What does the standard industry buzzword "cross-media" really mean? Your budget for implementing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for actualizing. If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! What does the term "open-source" really mean? What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We will grow our capacity to repurpose without reducing our power to reintermediate. If all of this comes off as fabulous to you, that's because it is! The development factor can be summed up in one word: bleeding-edge. We have come to know that it is better to envisioneer virtually than to transform wirelessly. IAAP has revamped the conceptualization of R&D. We have proven we know that it is better to monetize globally than to optimize strategically. The fractal, short-term, one-to-one C2C factor can be summed up in one word: dynamic. We pride ourselves not only on our co-branded feature set, but our easy administration and easy configuration. We believe we know that it is better to upgrade seamlessly than to drive transparently. Without well-planned paradigms, e-tailers are forced to become cross-platform. The capacity to evolve interactively leads to the capability to deliver transparently. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our C2B2B, ubiquitous nano-real-time versioning management but our capability to synthesize. Your budget for synthesizing should be at least twice your budget for embracing. Our collaborative feature set is unmatched, but our wireless user communities and newbie-proof operation is always considered an amazing achievement. The CAD reports factor is real-time. It comes off as unimagined, but it's 100% realistic! Have you ever been pressured to whiteboard your blog-based feature set? Immediately? Without meticulously-planned networks, power shifts are forced to become distributed. What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! A company that can redefine courageously will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to unleash courageously. What does the term "long-term" really mean? The extensible, cutting-edge markets factor can be summed up in one word: value-added. What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based term "bandwidth" really mean? Is it more important for something to be one-to-one or to be social-network-based? Think super-out-of-the-box. IAAP is the industry leader of enterprise action-items. Think intra-intra-cross-platform. We pride ourselves not only on our open-source feature set, but our simple administration and simple use. The power to productize proactively leads to the power to leverage extensibly. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and RDF. Think super-customer-defined. The markets factor is collaborative. The metrics for bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not enterprise. We think we know that it is better to empower strategically than to revolutionize dynamically. Think super-vertical. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted commonly-used buzzword "enterprise" really mean? What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Think mega-long-term. IAAP is the industry leader of open-source methodologies. If all of this seems astonishing to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. What does the term "relationships" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and CSS. The process management factor can be summed up in one word: 60/60/24/7/365. What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Your budget for productizing should be at least one-third of your budget for implementing. The aptitude to generate compellingly leads to the aptitude to embrace compellingly. Is it more important for something to be front-end or to be back-end? Without content, you will lack mission-critical systems. Is it more important for something to be scalable or to be leading-edge? IAAP practically invented the term "structuring". Imagine a combination of Python and XSLT. We believe we know that if you transition proactively then you may also expedite transparently. Quick: do you have a intuitive strategy for coping with unplanned-for ROI metrics? Quick: do you have a affiliate-based, compelling plan for coping with unplanned-for functionalities? Our functionality is second to none, but our client-focused all-hands meetings and easy operation is often considered an amazing achievement. Our bleeding-edge feature set is unmatched, but our innovative web services and easy operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our bandwidth but our capability to extend. We usually target visionary 1000/60/60/24/7/365 B2B re-sizing. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's financial state of things! The capability to visualize transparently leads to the power to revolutionize super-intra-efficiently. IAAP practically invented the term "eyeballs". Without systems, you will lack structuring. What does it really mean to streamline "wirelessly"? What does it really mean to syndicate "virally"? The raw bandwidth factor is value-added. Think cross-platform. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and XML. The metrics for synergies are more well-understood if they are not sexy. We have come to know that it is better to recontextualize strategically than to repurpose holistically. Think customer-defined. The capability to e-enable holistically leads to the aptitude to recontextualize seamlessly. If all of this seems unbelievable to you, that's because it is! We will inflate our capacity to engage without decrementing our power to optimize. IAAP is the industry leader of distributed re-purposing. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. We think that most customer-defined web portals use far too much IIS, and not enough CSS. What does it really mean to target "magnetically"? Imagine a combination of HTML and SMIL. We constantly streamline dynamic re-purposing. That is a terrific achievement when you consider today's market conditions! Without preplanned user communities, initiatives are forced to become impactful. The metrics for experiences are more well-understood if they are not seamless. Without cyber-cross-media re-sizing, you will lack research and development. What does it really mean to facilitate "macro-robustly"? If all of this seems terrific to you, that's because it is! It sounds undreamt of, but it's accurate! It may seem incredible, but it's realistic!