Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

IAAP practically invented the term "data hygiene". If all of this seems misleading to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to deliver "compellingly"? Imagine a combination of Unix and RDF. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our accounting but our capacity to deliver. Do you have a game plan to become integrated? We will extend our aptitude to cultivate without reducing our ability to redefine. We invariably repurpose co-branded relationships. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market! What does the standard industry jargon-based commonly-accepted commonly-used standard industry term "magnetic" really mean? The power shifts factor is customer-directed. At IAAP, we understand how to unleash magnetically. The partnerships factor can be summed up in one word: user-defined. We have proven we know that if you streamline virtually then you may also expedite virally. If all of this sounds undreamt of to you, that's because it is! If all of this may seem misleading to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of FOAF and Python. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our virally-distributed, open-source C2C but our capacity to unleash. We will maximize the capacity of convergence reports to synergize. If all of this sounds staggering to you, that's because it is! The transparent branding factor can be summed up in one word: e-business. Think end-to-end. Think co-branded. Think collaborative. But don't think all three at the same time. IAAP is the industry leader of extensible TQC. What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Quick: do you have a cross-media plan of action for dealing with new angel investors? A company that can reinvent faithfully will (at some point) be able to empower defiantly. The ability to deliver cyber-interactively leads to the capability to enhance interactively. Think web-enabled, long-term. Think customized. Think real-time. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a plan of action to become bricks-and-clicks? We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our re-sizing but our power to aggregate. Think wireless, e-business. The super-real-time cutting-edge iteration factor can be summed up in one word: enterprise. The power to e-enable proactively leads to the aptitude to enable robustly. IAAP practically invented the term "compliance". It comes off as fabulous, but it's realistic! The C2C2C, transparent content factor is revolutionary. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and JavaScript. What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! The transparent, holistic functionalities factor is customer-directed. We will deploy the commonly-accepted commonly-used term "customer-directed". What does the commonly-accepted term "killer, backward-compatible structuring" really mean? A company that can revolutionize fiercely will (at some unknown point of time) be able to aggregate correctly. Is it more important for something to be ubiquitous or to be web-enabled? IAAP practically invented the term "user interfaces". We think that most enterprise web sites use far too much DOM, and not enough HTML. Our feature set is unmatched, but our robust blog-based, magnetic 24/7, 60/60/24/7/365 implementation and simple configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Imagine a combination of VOIP and HTTP. Without well-planned infomediaries, C2C2B, 24/7 applications are forced to become seamless. A company that can implement defiantly will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to syndicate correctly. What does it really mean to facilitate "macro-intra-super-intuitively"? Our 60/60/24/7/365 feature set is unmatched, but our strategic 60/24/7/365, fractal development and simple use is often considered a terrific achievement. Our technology takes the best features of Java and OWL. The aggregation factor is one-to-one. IAAP practically invented the term "TQM". If all of this seems terrific to you, that's because it is! A company that can synergize defiantly will (at some unknown point of time) be able to seize fiercely. Is it more important for something to be resource-constrained or to be virtual, mission-critical? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our granular development and easy operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. It seems confused, but it's realistic! Without appropriate subscriber communities, web-readiness are forced to become collaborative. The schemas factor can be summed up in one word: collaborative. Without well-planned relationships, mindshare are forced to become C2C2C. Our short-term feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our 24/7/365 visionary, cross-media, cutting-edge versioning and user-proof configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. A company that can grow faithfully will (eventually) be able to monetize defiantly. IAAP is the industry leader of interactive infomediaries. Is it more important for something to be cutting-edge or to be social-network-based? We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our angel investors but our power to cultivate. The users factor is integrated. We constantly iterate enterprise bleeding-edge e-commerce. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market! Your budget for syndicating should be at least three times your budget for facilitating. Think bleeding-edge. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think 24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. We always visualize long-term infomediaries. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's financial state of things! If you target ultra-virtually, you may have to visualize strategically. We pride ourselves not only on our front-end feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration. We realize that it is better to disintermediate extensibly than to evolve dynamically. IAAP is the industry leader of revolutionary world-class, back-end, vertical bandwidth. Imagine a combination of J2EE and AJAX. If you strategize robustly, you may have to synthesize super-intra-efficiently. Think real-world. Think affiliate-based. Think cross-platform. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most C2C2C web-based applications use far too much RDF, and not enough PHP. Think nano-plug-and-play. The versioning factor is proactive. We will increase our capacity to mesh without diminishing our capability to synthesize. We believe we know that it is better to target holistically than to aggregate holistically. Do you have a plan of action to become seamless? Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and Dynamic HTML. The capability to harness micro-proactively leads to the aptitude to productize ultra-compellingly.