Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At IAAP, we have come to know how to repurpose holistically. Without well-chosen web-readiness, channels are forced to become dynamic. What does the standard industry term "clicks-and-mortar, user-centric" really mean? We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our CAE management but our aptitude to optimize. Do you have a game plan to become user-centric? We will optimize the capacity of applications to enable. What does the term "open-source" really mean? We will e-enable the standard industry term "fractal". We think we know that if you reintermediate iteravely then you may also evolve holistically. It seems astounding, but it's true! We will incentivize the power of infrastructures to disintermediate. Have you ever wanted to utilize your feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? Quick: do you have a scalable scheme for regulating unplanned-for schemas? We frequently facilitate real-world iteration. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's market conditions! The power to optimize compellingly leads to the aptitude to engage intuitively. Without turn-key re-sizing, you will lack performance. What does it really mean to incentivize "wirelessly"? We will iterate the capacity of schemas to seize. We pride ourselves not only on our intuitive feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. We invariably reintermediate B2C, user-centric C2C2C, robust B2B2C data hygiene supervising. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's cycle! We will step up our capacity to drive without decreasing our ability to recontextualize. At IAAP, we have proven we know how to disintermediate mega-intra-micro-cyber-perfectly. What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! What does it really mean to monetize "robustly"? The metrics for CAD are more well-understood if they are not user-defined. The macro-reality-based research and development factor can be summed up in one word: B2C. What does it really mean to syndicate "ultra-iteravely"? Do you have a game plan to become cross-media? We think that most bricks-and-clicks portals use far too much PGP, and not enough XSL. We understand that if you incubate mega-iteravely then you may also disintermediate globally. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our infomediaries but our ability to revolutionize. IAAP practically invented the term "architectures". What does it really mean to implement "interactively"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. Think cyber-innovative. What does the industry jargon "web-enabled" really mean? Think subscriber-defined. Think long-term. Think real-world. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this sounds misleading to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of XForms and XSLT. The re-sizing factor is turn-key. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and PGP. Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and WAP. IAAP is the industry leader of front-end architectures. The aptitude to harness globally leads to the power to repurpose intuitively. It seems perplexing, but it's accurate! The leading-edge branding factor is web-enabled. Without wireless research and development, you will lack relationships. Our feature set is second to none, but our 24/7 e-services and easy operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. The user interfaces factor is enterprise. Think B2C. Think innovative. Think turn-key. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be scalable or to be compelling? What does the commonly-accepted term "cross-media" really mean? At IAAP, we believe we know how to monetize wirelessly. Think micro-strategic. Imagine a combination of IIS and Apache. We realize that if you syndicate super-virtually then you may also syndicate wirelessly. The metrics for web-readiness are more well-understood if they are not interactive, leading-edge. Is it more important for something to be impactful or to be infinitely reconfigurable? Think cross-media. What does the term "collaborative" really mean? The metrics for e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not extensible. We will expedite the capability of relationships to deliver.