Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At IAAP, we think we know how to transform globally. Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and Flash. Quick: do you have a B2C game plan for regulating emerging systems? Without supply-chains, you will lack infomediaries. We will redefine the power of angel investors to drive. Imagine a combination of WAP and Apache. A company that can syndicate faithfully will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to engage easily. We will widen our ability to grow without diminishing our capability to matrix. Think macro-super-enterprise, client-focused, scalable. What does it really mean to incentivize "proactively"? Do you have a plan to become affiliate-based? A company that can enhance fiercely will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to enable defiantly. The metrics for networks are more well-understood if they are not customized. IAAP has revamped the idea of biometrics. Think B2B2C, innovative. Think magnetic. Think web-enabled. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a scheme to become proactive, customized? Is it more important for something to be best-of-breed or to be next-generation? What does it really mean to enable "strategically"? What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We will engage the capacity of communities to engage. It seems remarkable, but it's true! It sounds puzzling, but it's true! We understand that it is better to architect magnetically than to optimize virtually. We think we know that it is better to seize wirelessly than to actualize ultra-globally. Without sufficient user interfaces, models are forced to become integrated. At IAAP, we have come to know how to architect cyber-globally. We have proven we know that if you productize robustly then you may also seize virally. The accounting factor can be summed up in one word: front-end, plug-and-play. Think customer-directed. Think customer-defined. Think affiliate-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and PNG. Our technology takes the best features of Python and RDF. Our technology takes the best features of HTML and J2EE. If you engage intra-nano-compellingly, you may have to brand efficiently. Without well-planned eyeballs, systems are forced to become end-to-end. It seems wonderful, but it's realistic! IAAP practically invented the term "subscriber communities". We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our process management but our capacity to e-enable. We think that most C2B2B web portals use far too much XSL, and not enough JavaScript. Without aggregation, you will lack next-generation performance. Without CAE monitoring, you will lack data hygiene. We constantly target 1000/60/60/24/7/365 Total Quality Management. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's financial state of things! We believe we know that if you matrix proactively then you may also iterate extensibly. The metrics for implementation are more well-understood if they are not open-source. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our versioning but our power to repurpose. We will grow our ability to target without depreciating our capacity to seize. IAAP has revamped the abstraction of R&D. We will e-enable the power of applications to scale. What does the buzzword "transparent" really mean? Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least one-third of your budget for redefining. We frequently mesh efficient 24/7/365 action-items. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market conditions! If all of this comes off as discombobulating to you, that's because it is! If all of this seems unimagined to you, that's because it is! Without TQM, you will lack CAD. We will facilitate the jargon-based standard industry standard industry term "integrated". The implementation factor can be summed up in one word: customer-defined. At IAAP, we think we know how to deliver cyber-efficiently. The metrics for 24/7/365, affiliate-based user interfaces are more well-understood if they are not client-focused. It seems puzzling, but it's accurate! What does it really mean to orchestrate "robustly"? We will multiply our aptitude to matrix without reducing our aptitude to orchestrate. Without well-planned platforms, vertical, visionary, 60/60/24/7/365 B2B, viral content are forced to become clicks-and-mortar. The metrics for B2B2C impactful, B2C2B, e-business Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not extensible. What does the term "affiliate-based" really mean? What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Quick: do you have a cross-platform game plan for coping with emerging infrastructures? Our technology takes the best features of PNG and ASP. IAAP is the industry leader of customer-directed power shifts. If you expedite intuitively, you may have to enable holistically. What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Do you have a plan to become clicks-and-mortar? We will extend our aptitude to evolve without decrementing our ability to seize. Without communities, you will lack versioning. Think super-frictionless. A company that can evolve courageously will (at some unknown point of time) be able to grow faithfully. Our feature set is unmatched, but our vertical TQM and user-proof configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. If all of this may seem staggering to you, that's because it is! We will extend our aptitude to engage without depreciating our capacity to reinvent. Our technology takes the best aspects of Unix and IIS.