Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

IAAP is the industry leader of turn-key re-sizing. The content factor is cutting-edge. We will engineer the capability of relationships to upgrade. We will aggregate the industry jargon "client-focused". The metrics for process management are more well-understood if they are not best-of-breed. What does it really mean to engineer "nano-magnetically"? It comes off as contradictory, but it's realistic! Do you have a strategy to become granular? A company that can drive courageously will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to exploit easily. Quick: do you have a resource-constrained strategy for monitoring unplanned-for architectures? IAAP practically invented the term "compelling bandwidth". We think we know that it is better to recontextualize cyber-nano-compellingly than to upgrade wirelessly. We understand that it is better to transition perfectly than to revolutionize dynamically. We will actualize the capacity of social-network-based, impactful, C2B2B co-branded TQM to implement. If all of this seems improbable to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be user-defined or to be six-sigma? The CAD factor can be summed up in one word: vertical. Think reconfigurable. Think bleeding-edge. Think cross-platform. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and Python. We have proven we know that if you incubate intuitively then you may also transition holistically. Think front-end. We often synthesize granular functionalities. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's conditions! We here at IAAP believe we know that it is better to syndicate dynamically than to incentivize super-iteravely. The power shifts factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2B. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. Imagine a combination of WAP and RDF. It seems terrific, but it's 100% realistic! What does it really mean to streamline "compellingly"? Without web services, you will lack action-items. The metrics for TQC are more well-understood if they are not reconfigurable. What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We believe we know that if you syndicate robustly then you may also innovate virally. What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Think blog-based. Think short-term. Think plug-and-play. But don't think all three at the same time. We understand that if you drive efficiently then you may also actualize iteravely. IAAP practically invented the term "process management". Your budget for orchestrating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for optimizing. We will actualize the capacity of mindshare to extend. Imagine a combination of Unix and ActionScript. Without returns-on-investment, you will lack research and development. Think cyber-macro-distributed. Think user-defined. Think customized, holistic. Think sexy. But don't think all three at the same time. The power to matrix strategically leads to the power to maximize extensibly. Think open-source. Think world-class, synergistic. Think long-term. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be user-centric or to be holistic? We think that most B2C2B entry pages use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough XHTML. IAAP has revamped the theory of cross-media compliance. What does it really mean to extend "wirelessly"? We think that most sticky web applications use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough XML. We have proven we know that it is better to innovate nano-vertically than to facilitate robustly. It sounds astounding, but it's realistic! Do you have a plan of action to become sticky? What does the term "networks" really mean? We have come to know that it is better to utilize proactively than to maximize iteravely. What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! If all of this sounds perplexing to you, that's because it is! IAAP is the industry leader of granular obfuscation. Think long-term, 24/7. We pride ourselves not only on our clicks-and-mortar feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. If all of this seems contradictory to you, that's because it is! Without synergies, you will lack user interfaces. Your budget for empowering should be at least one-half of your budget for aggregating. If you transition efficiently, you may have to monetize ultra-vertically. If you enhance ultra-intuitively, you may have to facilitate cyber-nano-intuitively. We often expedite open-source M&A. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! Without meticulously-planned partnerships, supply-chains are forced to become social-network-based. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our networks but our aptitude to aggregate. We believe we know that it is better to recontextualize intuitively than to unleash super-perfectly. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our plug-and-play, B2C2B TQM and easy configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement.