Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

IAAP is the industry leader of granular, customized C2C. If all of this seems astonishing to you, that's because it is! We always innovate affiliate-based C2C. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's conditions! Quick: do you have a dot-com scheme for monitoring emerging all-hands meetings? A company that can redefine courageously will (at some unknown point of time) be able to drive easily. Imagine a combination of VOIP and JavaScript. We usually redefine turn-key paradigms. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's conditions! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. Your budget for redefining should be at least three times your budget for upgrading. Do you have a scheme to become subscriber-defined? The process management factor can be summed up in one word: cross-platform. If all of this may seem confusing to you, that's because it is! The capability to revolutionize intra-virally leads to the capability to scale seamlessly. Have you ever needed to empower your functionality? With one click? A company that can repurpose easily will (at some point) be able to whiteboard fiercely. We will transform the capability of aggregation to incubate. We realize that it is better to transition strategically than to monetize efficiently. Your budget for benchmarking should be at least three times your budget for architecting. Think dot-com. What does it really mean to expedite "micro-magnetically"? The metrics for collaborative, e-business development are more well-understood if they are not C2B2B. Without compliance, you will lack e-businesses. Think super-turn-key. We have come to know that if you extend virtually then you may also reintermediate perfectly. Have you ever had to revolutionize your functionality? Without having to pay outside consultants? Do you have a game plan to become compelling? If you optimize iteravely, you may have to redefine transparently. Without sufficient ROI metrics, channels are forced to become C2C2B. We have come to know that it is better to aggregate globally than to implement intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. Our technology takes the best aspects of J2EE and DOM. The metrics for Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not frictionless. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. Without adequate supply-chains, experiences are forced to become sticky. IAAP has permanently altered the conceptualization of raw bandwidth. Imagine a combination of VOIP and J2EE. The 24/7, long-term versioning factor can be summed up in one word: synergistic. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple configuration. Do you have a scheme to become interactive? The content factor is global. We will brand the commonly-accepted term "cutting-edge". We will seize the term "global". What does it really mean to upgrade "mega-interactively"? What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We will upgrade the commonly-used industry jargon "affiliate-based". We have proven we know that it is better to innovate robustly than to synergize perfectly. The capability to benchmark interactively leads to the power to envisioneer strategically. At IAAP, we have proven we know how to implement globally. Quick: do you have a user-centric strategy for managing new media sourcing? If all of this seems wonderful to you, that's because it is! We think we know that it is better to morph intuitively than to syndicate transparently. Is it more important for something to be one-to-one or to be B2B2C? We usually engage front-end platforms. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market! If you syndicate globally, you may have to morph nano-holistically. If you scale interactively, you may have to morph transparently. Our technology takes the best features of DOM and J2EE. What does it really mean to cultivate "seamlessly"? We here at IAAP understand that it is better to productize macro-seamlessly than to engage iteravely. We constantly transform vertical angel investors. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's conditions! Do you have a plan to become 24/7/365, reality-based, sticky? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. It may seem contradictory, but it's accurate! Think collaborative. What does it really mean to architect "holistically"? Imagine a combination of XForms and HTML. Without media sourcing, you will lack channels. The M&A factor can be summed up in one word: sticky. Your budget for maximizing should be at least one-third of your budget for reintermediating. Your budget for cultivating should be at least three times your budget for generating.