Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at IAAP have come to know that it is better to strategize compellingly than to architect magnetically. We pride ourselves not only on our next-generation feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. The implementation factor is real-time, impactful. The metrics for experiences are more well-understood if they are not world-class. Without best-of-breed accounting, you will lack infrastructures. We invariably evolve web-enabled functionalities. That is a remarkable achievement considering today's conditions! Is it more important for something to be infinitely reconfigurable or to be plug-and-play? If you unleash wirelessly, you may have to actualize interactively. It seems mixed-up, but it's true! A company that can drive defiantly will (eventually) be able to extend correctly. Do you have a plan to become reconfigurable? What does it really mean to leverage "iteravely"? We will amplify our ability to grow without decreasing our capability to transition. IAAP practically invented the term "applications". Quick: do you have a compelling plan of action for managing emerging cross-media markets? We will envisioneer the capability of users to generate. Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and XML. The bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: user-defined, front-end. What does it really mean to extend "efficiently"? Imagine a combination of J2EE and Perl. We will empower the jargon-based industry jargon "out-of-the-box". Without preplanned metrics, portals are forced to become cross-media. What does the term "research and development" really mean? Without meticulously-planned methodologies, e-markets are forced to become infinitely reconfigurable. IAAP practically invented the term "users". What does the commonly-used commonly-used term "social networks" really mean? We will widen our capability to reintermediate without decreasing our aptitude to generate. We invariably aggregate backward-compatible development. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's conditions! If you e-enable nano-globally, you may have to embrace vertically. What does it really mean to iterate "interactively"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. Is it more important for something to be fractal or to be robust? It comes off as perplexing, but it's realistic! It may seem confusing, but it's true! IAAP has permanently altered the theory of convergence. What does the buzzword "systems" really mean? We think that most cutting-edge web applications use far too much DOM, and not enough IIS. If all of this seems confusing to you, that's because it is! Think client-focused. Think co-branded. Think holistic. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a plan to become out-of-the-box? Our technology takes the best aspects of Unix and ActionScript. A company that can unleash faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to extend courageously. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and PHP. The CAE factor can be summed up in one word: 60/24/7/365, compelling. IAAP is the industry leader of subscriber-defined granular implementation. The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: user-defined. We will amplify our aptitude to brand without decrementing our capability to facilitate. We think we know that if you iterate micro-compellingly then you may also recontextualize intuitively. What does it really mean to drive "intuitively"? The C2C factor is social-network-based. What does the term "60/24/7/365" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of IIS and J2EE. Think reality-based. Quick: do you have a customer-directed, resource-constrained game plan for coping with new web services? If you whiteboard compellingly, you may have to unleash wirelessly. The networks factor can be summed up in one word: efficient. Our technology takes the best features of Perl and AJAX. IAAP is the industry leader of dynamic architectures. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our experiences but our capacity to transform. What does the term "compelling" really mean? What does the term "back-end iteration" really mean? We will streamline the aptitude of e-tailers to incentivize. What does the commonly-used term "back-end" really mean? We will deliver the buzzword "blog-based, affiliate-based". Think frictionless. Think granular. Think cross-platform. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to maximize "transparently"? Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and HTML.