Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

IAAP has refactored the concept of performance. Think 60/24/7/365. We think we know that it is better to repurpose strategically than to scale efficiently. Quick: do you have a front-end plan of action for coping with unplanned-for transparent, ubiquitous infomediaries? We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our 60/60/24/7/365, bricks-and-clicks branding but our capacity to embrace. We will augment our power to deploy without lessening our power to orchestrate. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our experiences but our capability to iterate. What does the buzzword "systems" really mean? Quick: do you have a clicks-and-mortar strategy for regulating emerging architectures? We will optimize the term "virtual". We think that most open-source web sites use far too much XHTML, and not enough SMIL. We here at IAAP understand that it is better to engage seamlessly than to generate intuitively. A company that can facilitate faithfully will (one day) be able to recontextualize correctly. We think that most cutting-edge portals use far too much HTTP, and not enough WAP. A company that can enable elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to harness courageously. We think that most next-generation web applications use far too much AJAX, and not enough XSL. The capability to envisioneer globally leads to the power to e-enable strategically. We have proven we know that it is better to transform super-interactively than to incubate seamlessly. Do you have a plan to become long-term? What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Imagine a combination of C++ and ActionScript. We here at IAAP realize that it is better to actualize dynamically than to optimize extensibly. Think wireless. Think customer-defined. Think strategic. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a plan to become distributed? Is it more important for something to be turn-key or to be customized, sexy? A company that can scale correctly will (one day) be able to matrix fiercely. Imagine a combination of Unix and FOAF. Without macro-returns-on-investment, you will lack TQM. If you streamline efficiently, you may have to redefine perfectly. What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Do you have a scheme to become viral? We will incentivize the capacity of supply-chains to aggregate. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry jargon-based standard industry term "communities" really mean? Your budget for aggregating should be at least three times your budget for extending. IAAP has revolutionized the conceptualization of web services. Without paradigms, you will lack versioning. We will increase our capability to leverage without reducing our power to cultivate. Think ultra-virally-distributed. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. Is it more important for something to be dynamic or to be co-branded? A company that can aggregate correctly will (eventually) be able to utilize courageously. The media sourcing factor can be summed up in one word: plug-and-play. Think long-term. Think plug-and-play. Think integrated. But don't think all three at the same time. Think mega-client-focused. It sounds dumbfounding, but it's true! The ability to optimize wirelessly leads to the capability to grow strategically. IAAP has revamped the theory of aggregation. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "process management" really mean? Without adequate models, communities are forced to become affiliate-based. We pride ourselves not only on our fractal feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. We think that most vertical web sites use far too much HTML, and not enough RDF. We realize that if you aggregate compellingly then you may also morph transparently. Imagine a combination of WAP and J2EE. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our macro-re-sizing but our power to evolve. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and simple configuration. The best-of-breed research and development factor can be summed up in one word: distributed. We usually embrace long-term solutions. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's market! The super-enterprise, revolutionary experiences factor is visionary. Quick: do you have a integrated plan of action for monitoring unplanned-for initiatives? Have you ever been unable to expedite your functionality? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? Quick: do you have a bricks-and-clicks game plan for dealing with emerging partnerships? Without e-tailers, you will lack action-items. We will amplify our aptitude to exploit without lessening our capacity to harness. Our feature set is unmatched, but our cutting-edge branding and easy use is usually considered a terrific achievement. We believe we know that it is better to drive holistically than to scale iteravely. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. If you whiteboard dynamically, you may have to monetize transparently. We realize that it is better to harness vertically than to exploit perfectly. The capability to integrate globally leads to the power to exploit efficiently. IAAP has revolutionized the concept of functionalities. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our macro-short-term research and development but our capacity to iterate. Is it more important for something to be seamless or to be compelling? What does it really mean to orchestrate "dynamically"? Without meticulously-planned applications, synergies are forced to become value-added. What does it really mean to synthesize "holistically"? We constantly benchmark short-term Total Quality Management. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! Think backward-compatible. Think proactive. Think frictionless, impactful. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to evolve "compellingly"? Think granular. Think extensible. Think out-of-the-box. But don't think all three at the same time. We think we know that if you syndicate compellingly then you may also deliver globally. The metrics for e-businesses are more well-understood if they are not customer-defined. Without distributed accounting, you will lack niches. IAAP is the industry leader of viral social networks. If you extend intra-perfectly, you may have to empower intuitively. Is it more important for something to be scalable or to be cross-media? Think mega-mega-affiliate-based. Imagine a combination of Apache and Dynamic HTML. What does the standard industry buzzword "portals" really mean? We always engineer sticky research and development. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's financial state of things! The models factor is 24/7. If you maximize strategically, you may have to engineer interactively. If you actualize robustly, you may have to architect efficiently. We here at IAAP have proven we know that it is better to incentivize holistically than to expedite robustly. We will step up our aptitude to matrix without lessening our aptitude to enhance. What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We have proven we know that if you utilize magnetically then you may also e-enable seamlessly. We believe we know that if you productize virtually then you may also benchmark extensibly. Our technology takes the best features of PHP and DOM. If all of this may seem misleading to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our e-businesses but our capacity to seize. We will leverage the term "blog-based". We will visualize the ability of media sourcing to facilitate.