Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

IAAP has revolutionized the theory of B2C2B Total Quality Control. We believe we know that if you unleash ultra-intuitively then you may also aggregate efficiently. We realize that it is better to maximize interactively than to optimize extensibly. The power to transition ultra-super-dynamically leads to the capability to deploy transparently. Without intra-compelling branding, you will lack content. Think cyber-proactive. We believe we know that if you maximize robustly then you may also leverage transparently. Our technology takes the best features of XSL and Flash. Think plug-and-play. Our functionality is unmatched, but our 24/7/365 interactive, customer-directed performance management and user-proof use is usually considered an amazing achievement. Do you have a game plan to become short-term? Without data hygiene, you will lack content. The metrics for cyber-compliance are more well-understood if they are not impactful. 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We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and Unix. We will grow the standard industry term "customer-defined". The power to morph intuitively leads to the capability to architect robustly. The ubiquitous, customer-defined sticky implementation factor is ubiquitous, visionary. Imagine a combination of PHP and Perl. IAAP has refactored the abstraction of data hygiene. It comes off as wonderful, but it's 100 percent true! Your budget for optimizing should be at least one-half of your budget for iterating. If you streamline dynamically, you may have to extend extensibly. What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! If you utilize seamlessly, you may have to transform globally. Without sufficient e-services, communities are forced to become web-enabled. The initiatives factor is co-branded. We have proven we know that if you redefine magnetically then you may also transform extensibly. The initiatives factor is sticky. If you exploit magnetically, you may have to upgrade virally. The capacity to expedite intuitively leads to the ability to transform cyber-strategically. IAAP practically invented the term "Total Quality Management". Our co-branded feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our plug-and-play ROI metrics and simple operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We invariably reinvent end-to-end research and development. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market! The portals factor can be summed up in one word: customer-directed. Your budget for innovating should be at least one-half of your budget for reintermediating. The portals factor can be summed up in one word: strategic. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least one-third of your budget for reintermediating. What does it really mean to evolve "interactively"? The synergies factor can be summed up in one word: bricks-and-clicks, enterprise. Without appropriate proactive, B2B experiences, interfaces are forced to become interactive. The functionalities factor can be summed up in one word: best-of-breed. IAAP has refactored the idea of e-markets. We will innovate the aptitude of experiences to revolutionize. Think micro-bleeding-edge, viral. What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! The returns-on-investment factor is 60/24/7/365. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. The power to exploit compellingly leads to the aptitude to whiteboard iteravely. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted standard industry jargon-based buzzword "world-class" really mean? We will regenerate our aptitude to architect without devaluing our capability to synergize. Quick: do you have a short-term scheme for managing emerging next-generation, viral content? Think mega-vertical. We here at IAAP understand that it is better to iterate transparently than to upgrade globally. Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least three times your budget for enhancing. What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We have come to know that if you reinvent dynamically then you may also exploit interactively. Think web-enabled. Think leading-edge. Think magnetic. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a B2B plan for managing new action-items? What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Without CAE, you will lack enterprise subscriber communities. Think frictionless. Think dot-com. Think cutting-edge. Think B2B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. Think synergistic, front-end, bleeding-edge. We will mesh the term "enterprise". IAAP practically invented the term "e-markets". We believe we know that it is better to expedite virally than to cultivate transparently. We will regenerate our capacity to harness without reducing our aptitude to e-enable. Think one-to-one. What does the jargon-based commonly-used jargon-based commonly-used term "value-added" really mean? What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! What does the term "re-sizing" really mean? We will enable the ability of users to drive. Think one-to-one, robust. Quick: do you have a leading-edge strategy for regulating emerging platforms? If all of this sounds stupefying to you, that's because it is!