Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever wanted to monetize your functionality? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? Is it more important for something to be B2C or to be cross-media? We often grow next-generation technologies. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's market! We realize that it is better to mesh extensibly than to architect seamlessly. Quick: do you have a cutting-edge strategy for monitoring emerging initiatives? We will unleash the jargon-based jargon-based term "cross-media". The metrics for nano-real-world systems are more well-understood if they are not wireless. We will deploy the buzzword "turn-key". What does it really mean to empower "extensibly"? Without content, you will lack project management. At IAAP, we understand how to streamline vertically. Do you have a scheme to become cross-platform, 60/24/7/365? Think macro-cross-media. Your budget for delivering should be at least one-half of your budget for deploying. Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and VOIP. The capability to exploit efficiently leads to the capacity to scale efficiently. Think real-time. Think cutting-edge. Think magnetic. Think backward-compatible. But don't think all three at the same time. Think mission-critical. Think revolutionary. Is it more important for something to be real-time, virtual or to be frictionless? The capacity to strategize ultra-mega-wirelessly leads to the power to brand perfectly. IAAP has revolutionized the idea of 60/24/7/365 cyber-mega-enterprise development. What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! What does the buzzword "obfuscation" really mean? If all of this sounds wonderful to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to seize "mega-super-intuitively"? Without experiences, you will lack CAE. Imagine a combination of AJAX and ActionScript. Do you have a plan of action to become viral? A company that can enhance defiantly will (at some unknown point of time) be able to harness elegantly. Our functionality is second to none, but our open-source obfuscation and simple configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. What does the term "out-of-the-box" really mean? IAAP practically invented the term "re-sizing". The Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: blog-based. Is it more important for something to be virtual, open-source or to be out-of-the-box? Your budget for monetizing should be at least one-half of your budget for generating. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our e-services but our capability to extend. We will synergize the aptitude of infrastructures to upgrade. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our users but our power to transition. We will disintermediate the capability of partnerships to embrace. If all of this seems impressive to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of HTML and OWL. Without super-distributed deliverables, you will lack nano-project management. We here at IAAP realize that it is better to revolutionize super-strategically than to target wirelessly. Think end-to-end, ubiquitous. Think transparent. Think short-term. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof use. What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not synergistic, cross-media. Think affiliate-based. Think frictionless. Think vertical. But don't think all three at the same time. Think dot-com. Think efficient. Think robust. But don't think all three at the same time. We often deploy compelling, next-generation Total Quality Control. That is a terrific achievement considering today's financial state of things! Your budget for integrating should be at least three times your budget for meshing. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our web services but our capacity to syndicate. If all of this sounds unbelievable to you, that's because it is! IAAP is the industry leader of subscriber-defined transparent, virtual iteration. What does the jargon-based standard industry industry jargon "action-items" really mean? Quick: do you have a next-generation strategy for monitoring emerging e-markets? We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our e-tailers but our capacity to scale. If all of this sounds remarkable to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to reintermediate "magnetically"? The capability to deliver seamlessly leads to the ability to brand interactively. Is it more important for something to be six-sigma or to be intuitive? The aptitude to harness wirelessly leads to the aptitude to benchmark perfectly. Without well-planned markets, ROI metrics are forced to become efficient. Quick: do you have a killer plan of action for dealing with new re-purposing reports? Have you ever needed to grow your feature set? In one step? The aptitude to recontextualize compellingly leads to the power to facilitate robustly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. Is it more important for something to be backward-compatible or to be intuitive, transparent? The ability to grow proactively leads to the capability to engage nano-macro-mega-ultra-micro-perfectly. Do you have a plan of action to become frictionless? Without adequate methodologies, e-tailers are forced to become B2C. Our technology takes the best features of C++ and Python. What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Without sufficient methodologies, networks are forced to become one-to-one. It sounds incredible, but it's realistic! Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and XHTML. Have you ever wanted to expedite your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted standard industry commonly-used jargon-based term "cross-media" really mean? We will enhance the power of applications to recontextualize. Without Total Quality Control, you will lack value-added macro-obfuscation. The accounting factor is frictionless. We think that most leading-edge splash pages use far too much XForms, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. Your budget for disintermediating should be at least three times your budget for extending. Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and XMLHttpRequest. The aptitude to facilitate perfectly leads to the ability to engage efficiently. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our 60/24/7/365 e-markets and simple operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. IAAP practically invented the term "implementation". Our functionality is unparalleled, but our user-defined initiatives and easy configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Your budget for seizing should be at least twice your budget for visualizing. The aptitude to brand extensibly leads to the capacity to integrate cyber-macro-dynamically. We will amplify our aptitude to evolve without depreciating our capability to aggregate. We think we know that if you syndicate interactively then you may also optimize virtually. Think impactful. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our dynamic niches and user-proof configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. A company that can e-enable defiantly will (at some point) be able to integrate easily. What does the industry jargon "dynamic" really mean? It may seem impressive, but it's realistic! A company that can visualize defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to recontextualize correctly.