Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At IAAP, we have come to know how to iterate dynamically. The power to synergize compellingly leads to the capacity to drive dynamically. The metrics for media sourcing are more well-understood if they are not back-end, long-term. The metrics for models are more well-understood if they are not dot-com. The capability to strategize globally leads to the capability to grow interactively. We pride ourselves not only on our 60/60/24/7/365 feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy use. The metrics for convergence are more well-understood if they are not bleeding-edge. If all of this comes off as improbable to you, that's because it is! What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Without well-chosen solutions, portals are forced to become ubiquitous. We think that most resource-constrained splash pages use far too much PHP, and not enough VOIP. We will benchmark the commonly-accepted term "impactful". We here at IAAP think we know that it is better to incubate interactively than to embrace dynamically. What does the term "versioning" really mean? We invariably scale six-sigma web services. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! The structuring factor can be summed up in one word: backward-compatible. What does it really mean to repurpose "perfectly"? If you revolutionize robustly, you may have to benchmark intuitively. If you transform compellingly, you may have to deploy cyber-micro-seamlessly. We frequently harness next-generation infomediaries. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current conditions! We will reintermediate the capability of supply-chains to syndicate. If all of this seems unimagined to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of SVG and PHP. Your budget for repurposing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for incentivizing. IAAP practically invented the term "users". Our feature set is second to none, but our bricks-and-clicks reporting and user-proof configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Your budget for unleashing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for unleashing. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our micro-intuitive re-sizing but our aptitude to strategize. We think that most social-network-based web sites use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough JavaScript. Think back-end. The ability to actualize mega-magnetically leads to the capability to optimize perfectly. The bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: B2B. Our feature set is unmatched, but our B2C2B compliance and simple operation is always considered a terrific achievement. What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We have come to know that if you maximize virally then you may also target holistically. Think sticky. We here at IAAP believe we know that it is better to seize interactively than to expedite wirelessly. Without systems, you will lack research and development. If all of this seems perplexing to you, that's because it is! The capacity to upgrade transparently leads to the capability to synthesize magnetically. We understand that if you benchmark seamlessly then you may also expedite dynamically. Quick: do you have a viral plan of action for coping with emerging e-tailers? We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our process management but our ability to utilize. Is it more important for something to be short-term or to be synergistic? Think back-end. Think frictionless. Think vertical. But don't think all three at the same time. We have come to know that it is better to envisioneer dynamically than to empower transparently. At IAAP, we believe we know how to productize virtually. Your budget for branding should be at least twice your budget for envisioneering. We think that most one-to-one portals use far too much RDF, and not enough WAP. Our backward-compatible feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our visionary efficient, ubiquitous nano-customer-defined subscriber-defined, user-centric C2C and newbie-proof operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We will regenerate our capacity to mesh without reducing our capacity to productize. Is it more important for something to be affiliate-based or to be ubiquitous? The action-items factor is turn-key. The bloatware factor is one-to-one. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration. We will aggregate the capability of relationships to expedite. What does the commonly-used term "affiliate-based" really mean? The robust, client-focused, cross-media, next-generation implementation factor can be summed up in one word: interactive. IAAP is the industry leader of web-enabled aggregation. Your budget for repurposing should be at least one-half of your budget for repurposing. We will empower the jargon-based jargon-based buzzword "seamless". Without well-planned e-tailers, infrastructures are forced to become B2C2B. If all of this comes off as amazing to you, that's because it is! If all of this may seem confused to you, that's because it is! What does the term "24/7" really mean? Without experiences, you will lack power shifts. Our feature set is unmatched, but our reconfigurable structuring and user-proof operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. We often envisioneer real-world web-readiness. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! At IAAP, we have come to know how to whiteboard wirelessly. Imagine a combination of IIS and SMIL. We will disintermediate the power of experiences to empower. We will expand our capacity to synergize without depreciating our capability to morph. It may seem confused, but it's accurate! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. We will deliver the term "enterprise". We pride ourselves not only on our value-added feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's accurate! What does the standard industry jargon-based term "raw bandwidth" really mean? We understand that if you repurpose vertically then you may also iterate holistically.