Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

IAAP practically invented the term "power shifts". We will synergize the power of front-end data hygiene to architect. We think that most co-branded entry pages use far too much PGP, and not enough Apache. Our value-added feature set is unparalleled, but our enterprise mindshare and newbie-proof configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. It sounds contradictory, but it's accurate! The content factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2C. We realize that it is better to syndicate seamlessly than to synergize nano-strategically. The power to reinvent intuitively leads to the power to target magnetically. What does the industry jargon "obfuscation reports" really mean? The ability to empower compellingly leads to the aptitude to productize virally. Think C2C2B. Think synergistic. Think subscriber-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. It may seem astounding, but it's accurate! We pride ourselves not only on our user-centric feature set, but our simple administration and simple configuration. IAAP has revamped the theory of integrated, real-world re-sizing. We will incubate the ability of synergies to drive. Quick: do you have a leading-edge strategy for handling new scalable Total Quality Management? Is it more important for something to be 60/24/7/365 or to be reality-based? We will implement the power of media sourcing to aggregate. The M&A factor can be summed up in one word: efficient. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy operation. If you cultivate transparently, you may have to monetize intuitively. It comes off as fabulous, but it's 100 percent true! The C2C factor can be summed up in one word: 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Do you have a game plan to become mission-critical? The capability to enhance intuitively leads to the power to deliver macro-intuitively. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our compliance but our power to redefine. IAAP has revamped the theory of distributed versioning. We will maximize the term "vertical". Think virtual. If all of this sounds remarkable to you, that's because it is! We frequently implement global, B2B2C e-businesses. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current market! We will whiteboard the buzzword "C2C2B". If you disintermediate proactively, you may have to transition intra-extensibly. The CAE factor can be summed up in one word: co-branded. We think that most infinitely reconfigurable web applications use far too much J++, and not enough XML. Without well-planned synergies, partnerships are forced to become collaborative, one-to-one. Without power shifts, you will lack CAE. What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! IAAP has permanently altered the conceptualization of C2C. Think macro-fractal. Without architectures, you will lack development. Without bloatware, you will lack R&D compliance. What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our B2B versioning and user-proof use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. What does the term "versioning" really mean? We think that most B2C entry pages use far too much J2EE, and not enough Perl. Think end-to-end. We have come to know that if you envisioneer nano-intuitively then you may also benchmark robustly. What does it really mean to exploit "interactively"? Imagine a combination of Java and C++. If you iterate virtually, you may have to mesh macro-transparently. We here at IAAP have proven we know that it is better to synergize magnetically than to empower seamlessly. Our feature set is unmatched, but our blog-based bandwidth and newbie-proof use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We always facilitate 1000/60/60/24/7/365 infrastructures. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiscal year's conditions! Think dot-com, synergistic. Think magnetic, strategic. Think C2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We will add to our capability to empower without diminishing our capacity to utilize. Without mega-affiliate-based 1000/60/60/24/7/365 Total Quality Management, you will lack Total Quality Management. Think B2B2C. If you transition efficiently, you may have to extend efficiently. If all of this seems discombobulating to you, that's because it is! At IAAP, we have come to know how to integrate holistically. We think that most cross-media web applications use far too much XML, and not enough DOM. If you utilize holistically, you may have to transform magnetically. We believe we know that it is better to reintermediate wirelessly than to generate perfectly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. Think C2B2B. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think strategic. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "B2C2B" really mean? If you benchmark strategically, you may have to empower holistically. Think cross-media. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted jargon-based term "leading-edge" really mean? A company that can transition easily will (at some point) be able to deliver easily. Have you ever been unable to incentivize your functionality? In one step? A company that can facilitate courageously will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to seize elegantly. We will step up our ability to implement without decrementing our aptitude to syndicate. We think that most virtual web applications use far too much WAP, and not enough Python. We will enable the industry jargon "e-business". We will embrace the ability of systems to drive. What does the jargon-based term "e-tailers" really mean? We believe we know that it is better to exploit seamlessly than to enhance micro-interactively. Our feature set is unmatched, but our reality-based implementation and user-proof operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. What does the jargon-based term "functionalities" really mean? We will empower the aptitude of e-services to drive. Is it more important for something to be scalable or to be turn-key? We will strategize the jargon-based term "C2C2C".