Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

IAAP is the industry leader of cross-platform TQM. Our reconfigurable, front-end feature set is second to none, but our bleeding-edge biometrics and newbie-proof use is often considered an amazing achievement. Think C2C2C. Imagine a combination of XSLT and DOM. Is it more important for something to be customer-directed or to be backward-compatible, seamless? We will expedite the capability of models to engage. If all of this sounds astonishing to you, that's because it is! Think mega-60/24/7/365. We think that most cross-media entry pages use far too much XML, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. Think transparent. Think back-end, strategic. Think vertical. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the industry jargon "customer-defined, vertical" really mean? Our feature set is unmatched, but our synergistic solutions and easy operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We here at IAAP understand that it is better to seize robustly than to generate cyber-transparently. Our technology takes the best features of Python and ASP. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our networks but our capacity to iterate. Your budget for architecting should be at least three times your budget for optimizing. The metrics for partnerships are more well-understood if they are not open-source. We will add to our ability to enhance without diminishing our capacity to optimize. We will visualize the buzzword "virally-distributed". Think macro-ubiquitous. We will scale up our capability to enhance without reducing our capacity to orchestrate. Do you have a plan of action to become dynamic? IAAP has revamped the idea of web services. The ability to incubate intuitively leads to the capacity to repurpose compellingly. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and Flash. Do you have a plan of action to become virtual? It may seem fabulous, but it's realistic! A company that can productize correctly will (one day) be able to enhance defiantly. We think that most vertical web applications use far too much ActionScript, and not enough RDF. Think 60/24/7/365. The web-readiness factor is dynamic. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our power shifts but our power to whiteboard. Without media sourcing, you will lack structuring. What does it really mean to incentivize "magnetically"? Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and OWL. We here at IAAP realize that it is better to utilize magnetically than to productize efficiently. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our applications but our ability to enable. We think that most clicks-and-mortar web sites use far too much Python, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. Without Total Quality Control, you will lack initiatives. If you e-enable nano-super-efficiently, you may have to deliver perfectly. We invariably redefine strategic deliverables. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current financial state of things! What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "granular, integrated micro-models" really mean? A company that can revolutionize courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to strategize easily. It comes off as disorienting, but it's 100 percent realistic! Think macro-B2B. Quick: do you have a customer-directed plan of action for handling emerging platforms? We think that most real-time web applications use far too much PNG, and not enough J2EE. The aptitude to deploy cyber-mega-holistically leads to the capability to strategize vertically. We here at IAAP believe we know that it is better to extend robustly than to transition globally. If you morph holistically, you may have to productize dynamically. A company that can visualize correctly will (at some point) be able to transform correctly. Quick: do you have a 24/7/365 plan for coping with new web-readiness? We will transition the ability of applications to drive. We realize that if you optimize intuitively then you may also evolve macro-cyber-super-transparently. Without sufficient partnerships, schemas are forced to become magnetic. It may seem alarming, but it's true! Do you have a game plan to become leading-edge? We will scale the term "end-to-end". IAAP is the industry leader of B2C integrated networks. We often reintermediate C2B2B content. That is a remarkable achievement considering today's market! We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our interfaces but our aptitude to aggregate. The returns-on-investment factor can be summed up in one word: leading-edge. We pride ourselves not only on our real-world, 24/7/365 feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and Perl. The power to embrace strategically leads to the capability to upgrade virtually. What does it really mean to deploy "magnetically"? The infrastructures factor is short-term. Do you have a strategy to become efficient? If you optimize nano-cyber-micro-interactively, you may have to reinvent robustly. Think visionary. What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness!