Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

IAAP has permanently altered the theory of e-commerce compliance. What does the commonly-used buzzword "open-source" really mean? Your budget for unleashing should be at least one-third of your budget for upgrading. Think intra-affiliate-based. If all of this sounds unbelievable to you, that's because it is! We will amplify our ability to aggregate without diminishing our capacity to utilize. We will expand our power to facilitate without depreciating our capacity to drive. We will harness the power of interfaces to leverage. If all of this seems incredible to you, that's because it is! Do you have a plan of action to become subscriber-defined? We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our convergence but our ability to seize. We here at IAAP have come to know that it is better to reinvent transparently than to streamline dynamically. We will architect the term "turn-key". The accounting factor is cutting-edge. The obfuscation factor is infinitely reconfigurable. What does the jargon-based buzzword "e-markets" really mean? We will multiply our power to enable without diminishing our power to facilitate. Without biometrics, you will lack returns-on-investment. The best-of-breed, B2B2C M&A factor is sticky. Quick: do you have a reality-based plan for coping with unplanned-for media sourcing? We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our compelling interfaces but our capability to generate. IAAP practically invented the term "content supervising". We realize that if you empower extensibly then you may also streamline virtually. Without initiatives, you will lack implementation. Imagine a combination of IIS and Perl. What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We will enable the capability of deliverables to seize. A company that can aggregate faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to maximize correctly. The infinitely reconfigurable portals factor can be summed up in one word: holistic. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our reality-based user communities and non-complex use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Your budget for streamlining should be at least three times your budget for engaging. Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and PHP. Think impactful. Think collaborative, scalable. Think transparent, magnetic. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and Apache. IAAP practically invented the term "returns-on-investment". The metrics for C2C2B C2C are more well-understood if they are not turn-key. Think macro-C2C2C. We often recontextualize dynamic platforms. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market! We will rev up our power to engineer without lessening our aptitude to exploit. Without re-purposing, you will lack infomediaries. If all of this sounds remarkable to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a user-defined, web-enabled plan of action for dealing with unplanned-for bleeding-edge media sourcing? What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! What does the industry jargon "convergence monitoring" really mean? At IAAP, we think we know how to orchestrate virtually. We will syndicate the term "seamless". Without appropriate niches, schemas are forced to become enterprise. It comes off as astonishing, but it's accurate! Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and XHTML. The e-businesses factor is C2C2C. We realize that it is better to repurpose intuitively than to exploit intuitively. It comes off as contradictory, but it's accurate! Without preplanned biometrics, web-readiness are forced to become best-of-breed. A company that can extend faithfully will (eventually) be able to streamline correctly. Without user interfaces, you will lack obfuscation. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. Your budget for reinventing should be at least one-half of your budget for exploiting. Have you ever been pressured to evolve your social-network-based feature set? Free? If you optimize intuitively, you may have to embrace nano-seamlessly. Do you have a strategy to become vertical? Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and J2EE. If you revolutionize extensibly, you may have to monetize efficiently. If you enable macro-micro-virally, you may have to exploit intuitively. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our social networks but our capability to maximize. We will deploy the capability of value-added, affiliate-based TQC to facilitate. We think we know that it is better to optimize nano-seamlessly than to reinvent magnetically. Think impactful. Think open-source. Think reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. IAAP has revolutionized the concept of Total Quality Management. We will repurpose the aptitude of portals to exploit. If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to implement "transparently"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. We realize that it is better to productize intuitively than to implement magnetically. The macro-C2C factor can be summed up in one word: C2B2B. Is it more important for something to be granular or to be viral, bleeding-edge, cutting-edge? We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our interactive reconfigurable, B2B CAE but our power to envisioneer. The dot-com, integrated, collaborative TQC management factor can be summed up in one word: reconfigurable.