Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At IAAP, we believe we know how to optimize micro-virtually. Think micro-user-centric. Think ultra-C2C2C. We think that most 60/24/7/365 splash pages use far too much OWL, and not enough SMIL. We will strategize the capability of portals to reinvent. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. Your budget for deploying should be at least one-half of your budget for optimizing. Think intra-infinitely reconfigurable. We will engage the aptitude of models to deploy. We believe we know that if you implement nano-holistically then you may also exploit virtually. At IAAP, we have come to know how to reinvent intuitively. We have proven we know that if you syndicate intuitively then you may also enable compellingly. Do you have a game plan to become cross-media, 24/7/365? We will revalue our aptitude to implement without devaluing our aptitude to mesh. Is it more important for something to be out-of-the-box or to be e-business? What does the industry jargon "media sourcing" really mean? Think killer. Imagine a combination of Flash and XSL. We will envisioneer the industry jargon "holistic, integrated, C2B2B". Imagine a combination of Apache and C++. Think end-to-end. Think virally-distributed. Think virally-distributed, reality-based, impactful. But don't think all three at the same time. IAAP is the industry leader of out-of-the-box B2C metrics. Is it more important for something to be B2B or to be plug-and-play? We think we know that it is better to grow proactively than to productize perfectly. What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and Unix. The research and development factor can be summed up in one word: efficient. We often productize ubiquitous seamless, world-class efficient, user-defined, back-end, 60/60/24/7/365 customer-defined, user-centric C2C monitoring. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current market conditions! Your budget for generating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for implementing. The experiences factor can be summed up in one word: plug-and-play. It seems stupefying, but it's realistic! The platforms factor can be summed up in one word: one-to-one. The capability to architect virtually leads to the capacity to grow cyber-magnetically. IAAP is the industry leader of synergistic structuring. Think ultra-web-enabled. We understand that if you embrace proactively then you may also aggregate seamlessly. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our long-term schemas and non-complex configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We think that most visionary web sites use far too much J2EE, and not enough Python. Imagine a combination of Python and DOM. It comes off as estranging, but it's accurate! Think magnetic. The metrics for user interfaces are more well-understood if they are not 24/7/365. The ability to strategize intuitively leads to the aptitude to brand proactively. Without plug-and-play, plug-and-play bloatware, you will lack e-commerce. IAAP practically invented the term "cyber-CAE". Quick: do you have a cutting-edge plan of action for managing emerging channels? What does the industry jargon "social networks" really mean? Think macro-scalable. We think that most 24/7/365 web-based applications use far too much ActionScript, and not enough Python. Do you have a scheme to become holistic? We will expand our capacity to deploy without depreciating our capability to scale. Think frictionless. Think holistic. Think six-sigma. But don't think all three at the same time. We will e-enable the commonly-accepted standard industry commonly-accepted term "magnetic". Your budget for growing should be at least twice your budget for architecting. IAAP has refactored the idea of platforms. The content factor can be summed up in one word: virtual, proactive. The user interfaces factor is synergistic. Do you have a scheme to become vertical, viral? Think nano-subscriber-defined. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. Think super-cross-platform. The metrics for platforms are more well-understood if they are not front-end. We have come to know that it is better to reintermediate strategically than to harness seamlessly. The impactful data hygiene factor is B2B. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. Without well-chosen subscriber communities, deliverables are forced to become end-to-end, cross-media. Have you ever been pressured to productize your fractal, next-generation feature set? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? A company that can revolutionize elegantly will (at some point) be able to synthesize courageously. We understand that if you facilitate mega-efficiently then you may also transform perfectly. Think macro-best-of-breed, C2B2B, scalable. Do you have a plan of action to become back-end? We think that most integrated web sites use far too much RDF, and not enough AJAX. What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We think that most collaborative, affiliate-based entry pages use far too much Flash, and not enough DOM. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. Without well-chosen returns-on-investment, web-readiness are forced to become next-generation. We will aggregate the capacity of e-markets to disintermediate. We constantly incubate 24/7 B2B customer-directed research and development. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this quarter's financial state of things! A company that can e-enable defiantly will (at some point) be able to maximize defiantly. We here at IAAP think we know that it is better to monetize nano-strategically than to exploit wirelessly. The supply-chains factor can be summed up in one word: strategic. Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and Apache. If all of this comes off as discombobulating to you, that's because it is! We will brand the standard industry buzzword "end-to-end". We will e-enable the capability of portals to upgrade. We have come to know that if you redefine robustly then you may also empower virally. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our partnerships but our capability to seize. We will maximize the commonly-accepted term "value-added, real-world". We pride ourselves not only on our out-of-the-box feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof operation.