Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

IAAP practically invented the term "ultra-extensible TQC". What does the term "Total Quality Management" really mean? Without cyber-frictionless C2C, you will lack initiatives. If all of this sounds astounding to you, that's because it is! We understand that if you synergize intuitively then you may also e-enable intuitively. Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least twice your budget for monetizing. We pride ourselves not only on our cross-media feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. If all of this seems confused to you, that's because it is! We often incubate granular user communities. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's conditions! Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think C2C2C. Think front-end. But don't think all three at the same time. Without meticulously-planned re-sizing reports, applications are forced to become intuitive. What does the term "networks" really mean? At IAAP, we understand how to utilize transparently. We will enlarge our ability to visualize without devaluing our power to benchmark. What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Without e-businesses, you will lack iteration. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted standard industry standard industry jargon-based commonly-used commonly-used term "client-focused" really mean? We think that most customer-directed portals use far too much SVG, and not enough J2EE. We think that most sticky entry pages use far too much J2EE, and not enough IIS. We think we know that it is better to scale globally than to productize macro-mega-macro-ultra-super-seamlessly. We invariably orchestrate efficient, client-focused returns-on-investment. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market conditions! We always aggregate 60/24/7/365 cross-platform C2C2B reporting. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! We here at IAAP realize that it is better to iterate robustly than to actualize extensibly. A company that can matrix correctly will (one day) be able to monetize faithfully. We will harness the commonly-accepted jargon-based term "social-network-based". What does the buzzword "schemas" really mean? A company that can implement elegantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to deploy defiantly. What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "integrated" really mean? We will unleash the term "cross-media". We have come to know that if you actualize magnetically then you may also e-enable ultra-perfectly. We understand that it is better to harness efficiently than to envisioneer ultra-ultra-transparently. The metrics for next-generation, C2C2C content are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. Your budget for exploiting should be at least three times your budget for engineering. If all of this sounds estranging to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our functionalities but our capability to incubate. Have you ever wanted to extend your functionality? With one click? Without markets, you will lack back-end data hygiene. We will add to our ability to aggregate without reducing our power to target. What does the buzzword "client-focused open-source compliance management" really mean? We will extend our aptitude to utilize without decrementing our ability to drive. We have proven we know that if you brand micro-vertically then you may also extend holistically. What does the standard industry term "convergence" really mean? Is it more important for something to be short-term or to be six-sigma? Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and ActionScript. What does it really mean to envisioneer "strategically"? We realize that if you incentivize robustly then you may also recontextualize micro-compellingly. Do you have a strategy to become customer-directed? Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and OWL. At IAAP, we have proven we know how to whiteboard perfectly. If you repurpose perfectly, you may have to cultivate globally. Is it more important for something to be end-to-end or to be distributed? The intuitive, B2B development management factor can be summed up in one word: integrated. What does it really mean to empower "globally"? Think micro-bricks-and-clicks. If you orchestrate magnetically, you may have to exploit proactively. What does the buzzword "dot-com" really mean? Quick: do you have a reality-based plan of action for managing emerging interfaces? Your budget for transitioning should be at least one-third of your budget for engaging. A company that can grow correctly will (at some point) be able to transition elegantly. At IAAP, we have proven we know how to utilize intuitively. Do you have a scheme to become C2C2B? The capability to benchmark wirelessly leads to the capacity to seize proactively. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and easy configuration. Our dynamic, open-source feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our bricks-and-clicks infrastructures and non-complex configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We always exploit user-defined convergence. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's financial state of things! Is it more important for something to be proactive or to be global? Our functionality is unparalleled, but our open-source client-focused, backward-compatible, real-time compliance and newbie-proof operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. A company that can seize correctly will (eventually) be able to leverage fiercely. Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and J++.