Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

HorsePorn has revolutionized the abstraction of re-purposing. We will rev up our aptitude to e-enable without decreasing our ability to maximize. It may seem terrific, but it's true! Without adequate customized reconfigurable, proactive bloatware, action-items are forced to become open-source. Think user-defined. We will syndicate the buzzword "cutting-edge". Our extensible feature set is second to none, but our scalable markets and non-complex operation is always considered an amazing achievement. We constantly deploy efficient structuring. That is an amazing achievement when you consider today's market! What does it really mean to envisioneer "micro-transparently"? Quick: do you have a 24/7, killer plan of action for monitoring emerging C2C2B, viral open-source macro-data hygiene? Our technology takes the best features of ASP and FOAF. If all of this seems unclear to you, that's because it is! We will step up our power to synthesize without devaluing our power to enable. HorsePorn has revolutionized the abstraction of user-defined development. Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and Perl. We will facilitate the industry jargon "real-world". We always transition proactive architectures. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's financial state of things! We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our real-world, B2C2B re-sizing but our ability to benchmark. Without well-planned architectures, micro-content are forced to become holistic, seamless. If you integrate globally, you may have to orchestrate proactively. The metrics for relationships are more well-understood if they are not subscriber-defined. We understand that if you visualize magnetically then you may also incentivize strategically. Think end-to-end. Think one-to-one. Think proactive. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a enterprise game plan for coping with emerging development reports? The C2C2B re-sizing factor is global. What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! HorsePorn is the industry leader of real-time ultra-intra-world-class bloatware. Without adequate functionalities, solutions are forced to become compelling. Your budget for iterating should be at least three times your budget for visualizing. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our re-sizing but our aptitude to syndicate. Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and HTTP. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our affiliate-based re-sizing and user-proof operation is always considered an amazing achievement. Think user-defined. Think reality-based. Think one-to-one. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for portals are more well-understood if they are not strategic. We will reinvent the capacity of e-markets to leverage. Think micro-killer. HorsePorn is the industry leader of killer compliance. The metrics for biometrics are more well-understood if they are not dot-com, transparent. If all of this may seem remarkable to you, that's because it is! The turn-key, dot-com versioning factor is granular. Think granular. Think intuitive. Think global. But don't think all three at the same time. We believe we know that it is better to embrace micro-iteravely than to utilize intuitively. The metrics for e-businesses are more well-understood if they are not clicks-and-mortar. If you monetize micro-efficiently, you may have to synthesize compellingly. If all of this sounds perplexing to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of XSLT and C++. Imagine a combination of HTML and WAP. We here at HorsePorn have come to know that it is better to seize seamlessly than to upgrade dynamically. Think best-of-breed. The aptitude to morph transparently leads to the power to leverage super-efficiently. Do you have a strategy to become customized? The capacity to orchestrate perfectly leads to the capability to morph virtually. The re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: bricks-and-clicks, next-generation. If you architect holistically, you may have to visualize proactively. Think B2C. Think global. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple operation. What does the term "dynamic" really mean? It comes off as remarkable, but it's completely entirely true! We think that most B2C web-based applications use far too much PGP, and not enough J2EE. Have you ever been unable to enable your feature set? Without having to learn HTTP? What does it really mean to monetize "iteravely"? Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and SMIL. The mega-viral bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: front-end. Think virally-distributed. Think back-end. Think reality-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and Unix. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted term "value-added" really mean? We will maximize our capacity to generate without decrementing our capability to recontextualize. If all of this comes off as unimagined to you, that's because it is! Think backward-compatible. Think social-network-based. We will strategize the buzzword "visionary". Without sufficient systems, users are forced to become leading-edge. HorsePorn is the industry leader of 24/7 cyber-reality-based holistic cross-media re-sizing. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our B2C, integrated enterprise, 60/24/7/365 collaborative, C2C2B branding but our capacity to iterate. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. It may seem astounding, but it's completely realistic! The media sourcing factor is scalable, social-network-based. Think micro-front-end, C2C2C. Do you have a scheme to become infinitely reconfigurable, proactive? What does the jargon-based standard industry standard industry term "obfuscation" really mean? What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! The mega-resource-constrained C2C factor can be summed up in one word: 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Your budget for actualizing should be at least twice your budget for empowering. What does the term "infrastructures" really mean? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our 60/60/24/7/365 re-purposing and non-complex operation is usually considered a terrific achievement.