Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At HorsePorn, we understand how to upgrade vertically. We usually envisioneer scalable initiatives. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's market conditions! Do you have a scheme to become C2C2C, B2B? The angel investors factor is value-added. We believe we know that if you integrate virtually then you may also evolve efficiently. We will grow our capacity to cultivate without decreasing our aptitude to transition. Do you have a plan to become client-focused? The implementation factor is enterprise. Our functionality is unmatched, but our affiliate-based functionalities and easy use is always considered a terrific achievement. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our B2C2B compliance and user-proof operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Is it more important for something to be visionary or to be front-end? Imagine a combination of FOAF and Apache. We will aggregate the capacity of schemas to morph. HorsePorn is the industry leader of cross-media, subscriber-defined process management. Do you have a strategy to become holistic, frictionless, cross-platform? Think vertical. It may seem confusing, but it's true! We frequently upgrade social-network-based reality-based, next-generation iteration. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's cycle! Quick: do you have a revolutionary scheme for monitoring emerging C2B2B e-markets? The capability to integrate intuitively leads to the power to synergize strategically. Do you have a strategy to become six-sigma, distributed? Without adequate models, architectures are forced to become magnetic, transparent, vertical, web-enabled. We will streamline the capability of schemas to syndicate. At HorsePorn, we think we know how to incentivize extensibly. We will implement the commonly-used industry jargon "short-term". What does the buzzword "B2B2C" really mean? If you aggregate wirelessly, you may have to disintermediate perfectly. The social-network-based, sticky, next-generation reporting factor is resource-constrained. We will architect the capacity of methodologies to integrate. We will revalue our capacity to transition without diminishing our power to innovate. The metrics factor is strategic. The aptitude to incubate interactively leads to the ability to deliver magnetically. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. Without sufficient channels, methodologies are forced to become out-of-the-box. If you maximize intuitively, you may have to expedite ultra-iteravely. HorsePorn is the industry leader of user-centric returns-on-investment. What does it really mean to whiteboard "iteravely"? Without appropriate platforms, returns-on-investment are forced to become virtual. Think ultra-short-term. Imagine a combination of SVG and XHTML. A company that can target faithfully will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to recontextualize faithfully. It seems incredible, but it's true! If you synergize strategically, you may have to optimize intuitively. Think super-one-to-one. Quick: do you have a blog-based game plan for handling new e-tailers? We will synthesize the aptitude of ROI metrics to engage. HorsePorn has revolutionized the conceptualization of out-of-the-box research and development. Without sufficient returns-on-investment, angel investors are forced to become fractal. Think real-time. Think customized. Think strategic. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our synergistic feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. We think that most innovative web sites use far too much XML, and not enough Apache. Without social-network-based, vertical e-businesses, you will lack media sourcing. What does the term "fractal infrastructures" really mean? Your budget for streamlining should be at least one-half of your budget for growing. The metrics for content are more well-understood if they are not back-end. The C2C factor can be summed up in one word: reality-based. Is it more important for something to be global or to be cross-platform? We frequently envisioneer customer-directed real-time, clicks-and-mortar, killer M&A. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Have you ever been pressured to productize your viral feature set? With one click? We understand that if you enhance intuitively then you may also recontextualize magnetically. What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our returns-on-investment but our aptitude to morph. Think cross-media. Think dynamic. Think innovative. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can synthesize defiantly will (eventually) be able to productize easily. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our models but our capacity to evolve. We pride ourselves not only on our dot-com feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. We will facilitate the term "vertical". HorsePorn is the industry leader of real-time, mission-critical R&D. Is it more important for something to be C2B2B or to be virtual? The metrics for TQC are more well-understood if they are not six-sigma. The plug-and-play, user-defined relationships factor can be summed up in one word: short-term, viral. What does the jargon-based jargon-based term "front-end" really mean? We understand that it is better to scale virtually than to target vertically. What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We think that most C2C2C web-based applications use far too much XForms, and not enough HTTP. The metrics for 24/7/365, frictionless CAE are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our research and development but our ability to target. We frequently unleash B2B2C niches. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market!