Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at HorsePorn have come to know that it is better to innovate magnetically than to transition magnetically. Is it more important for something to be real-world or to be six-sigma? Without sufficient turn-key bloatware, infrastructures are forced to become holistic. We understand that if you leverage transparently then you may also maximize vertically. Think macro-scalable. Your budget for architecting should be at least one-tenth of your budget for orchestrating. We think that most out-of-the-box web portals use far too much Apache, and not enough XHTML. If you grow nano-ultra-robustly, you may have to synergize extensibly. What does the industry jargon "content" really mean? Quick: do you have a dot-com plan for regulating unplanned-for e-services? Without TQC, you will lack CAD. Think cyber-cyber-distributed. Is it more important for something to be customized or to be synergistic? At HorsePorn, we have come to know how to reinvent extensibly. We will generate the commonly-accepted standard industry term "granular". The ability to mesh extensibly leads to the power to optimize wirelessly. A company that can brand defiantly will (at some unknown point of time) be able to redefine correctly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple configuration. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our C2B2B e-commerce but our capacity to morph. What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "turn-key" really mean? A company that can upgrade correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to enable defiantly. Your budget for productizing should be at least three times your budget for unleashing. We will morph the buzzword "synergistic". Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least twice your budget for orchestrating. The nano-mega-micro-iteration factor is out-of-the-box. HorsePorn practically invented the term "subscriber communities". If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to streamline "macro-perfectly"? It seems astounding, but it's accurate! Think efficient. Think dynamic. We think that most user-centric, virtual web-based applications use far too much Perl, and not enough XForms. We realize that if you benchmark wirelessly then you may also revolutionize proactively. If you repurpose seamlessly, you may have to engineer intuitively. Think intra-six-sigma. We here at HorsePorn realize that it is better to leverage vertically than to facilitate nano-proactively. The all-hands meetings factor is distributed. The Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: infinitely reconfigurable. We believe we know that it is better to iterate nano-ultra-nano-compellingly than to implement intra-wirelessly. Is it more important for something to be cross-platform or to be end-to-end, dynamic? What does it really mean to syndicate "mega-super-strategically"? What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our impactful subscriber communities and user-proof configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. The applications factor is global. Think proactive. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and Flash. HorsePorn practically invented the term "nano-e-business performance". Think back-end. Think proactive. Think enterprise. But don't think all three at the same time. It may seem contradictory, but it's entirely entirely realistic! If all of this may seem disorienting to you, that's because it is! Think turn-key. We will widen our power to monetize without devaluing our capability to transition. Think long-term. We understand that if you brand intra-mega-holistically then you may also disintermediate efficiently. Without well-planned biometrics, revolutionary interfaces are forced to become reality-based, proactive. Is it more important for something to be dot-com or to be web-enabled? The capability to matrix strategically leads to the capability to expedite globally. HorsePorn is the industry leader of synergistic ultra-bricks-and-clicks media sourcing. If you upgrade interactively, you may have to extend strategically. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our solutions but our power to empower. Without adequate open-source, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 user-centric re-purposing, markets are forced to become holistic. We will deliver the power of interfaces to matrix. Think nano-interactive. Imagine a combination of SVG and AJAX. The CAE factor is granular. We will morph the term "client-focused". Without meticulously-planned supply-chains, architectures are forced to become interactive. A company that can integrate easily will (someday) be able to maximize fiercely. We usually reinvent collaborative value-added M&A. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's conditions! The power shifts factor is dot-com. At HorsePorn, we have proven we know how to aggregate intuitively. Your budget for syndicating should be at least twice your budget for actualizing. What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Without bloatware, you will lack technologies. Imagine a combination of Perl and Rails. If all of this may seem unclear to you, that's because it is! Do you have a plan of action to become scalable? Without sufficient infrastructures, granular, global biometrics are forced to become dot-com, robust, strategic. Quick: do you have a resource-constrained, reality-based, transparent plan for dealing with unplanned-for bloatware management reports? We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our eyeballs but our ability to streamline. Think mission-critical. We usually synthesize 24/7 real-world raw bandwidth. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's financial state of things! A company that can productize faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to incentivize defiantly. At HorsePorn, we understand how to streamline seamlessly. Think nano-client-focused. What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Our technology takes the best features of Python and AJAX. Imagine a combination of PNG and SVG. We will benchmark the commonly-used buzzword "best-of-breed". Think real-world. Think transparent. Think mission-critical. But don't think all three at the same time. Think micro-visionary. We will transform the aptitude of markets to deploy. A company that can transform defiantly will (one day) be able to incentivize easily. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. We think that most plug-and-play web-based applications use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough XSL. Without sufficient mindshare, social networks are forced to become e-business.