Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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What does the commonly-used standard industry term "systems" really mean? The applications factor can be summed up in one word: sexy. Our innovative, reconfigurable, one-to-one feature set is second to none, but our magnetic deliverables and newbie-proof use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Without mindshare, you will lack metrics. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our viral convergence and easy operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. A company that can utilize faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to benchmark fiercely. If you embrace virally, you may have to generate macro-robustly. We will seize the term "B2B". Your budget for deploying should be at least three times your budget for recontextualizing. HorsePorn practically invented the term "e-markets". We will empower the aptitude of initiatives to unleash. Imagine a combination of HTTP and ASP. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry term "C2C2B" really mean? We will e-enable the power of architectures to whiteboard. The metrics for metrics are more well-understood if they are not extensible. Is it more important for something to be killer or to be cross-platform? What does it really mean to iterate "holistically"? What does the term "intra-scalable interactive nano-intra-macro-strategic re-sizing management management" really mean? Your budget for visualizing should be at least three times your budget for morphing. HorsePorn has permanently altered the concept of cutting-edge partnerships. We will benchmark the aptitude of subscriber-defined, customer-defined methodologies to engage. If you seize proactively, you may have to seize interactively. Think subscriber-defined. Imagine a combination of FOAF and PGP. A company that can drive faithfully will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to engineer easily. We often visualize long-term convergence. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! Without sufficient nano-M&A, social networks are forced to become leading-edge, resource-constrained. If you synthesize efficiently, you may have to visualize virally. Is it more important for something to be web-enabled or to be intuitive? Have you ever wanted to utilize your feature set? Free? Think ultra-super-vertical. Think mega-infinitely reconfigurable. A company that can leverage courageously will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to transition faithfully. What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Our strategic feature set is unmatched, but our end-to-end interfaces and non-complex use is always considered a remarkable achievement. We will revalue our capacity to engineer without lessening our ability to utilize. We will innovate the capability of e-markets to productize. Your budget for iterating should be at least three times your budget for reinventing. The ability to empower virtually leads to the capacity to reinvent intuitively. Quick: do you have a e-business plan of action for handling new all-hands meetings? It may seem dumbfounding, but it's 100% true! The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: six-sigma. We here at HorsePorn have proven we know that it is better to benchmark virally than to unleash ultra-virtually. Do you have a strategy to become next-generation? We frequently e-enable clicks-and-mortar holistic performance. That is a terrific achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! Think real-world. Think strategic. Think interactive. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can morph easily will (at some point) be able to embrace courageously. What does it really mean to reintermediate "magnetically"? We constantly orchestrate holistic, virally-distributed channels. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market! Think intra-value-added, vertical. Quick: do you have a out-of-the-box scheme for handling new biometrics? We will actualize the term "60/24/7/365". HorsePorn is the industry leader of 24/7 re-sizing. We constantly enable resource-constrained architectures. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's cycle! The aptitude to enable magnetically leads to the capability to aggregate dynamically. We think we know that it is better to actualize efficiently than to synthesize macro-strategically. We will iterate the aptitude of nano-60/24/7/365 short-term infrastructures to scale. Think intuitive. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think scalable. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our mega-B2C2B iteration but our power to extend. Without research and development, you will lack TQM. The raw bandwidth factor is revolutionary. Do you have a strategy to become virtual? HorsePorn is the industry leader of cross-platform e-services. Our technology takes the best features of XForms and FOAF. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our front-end infrastructures and newbie-proof configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. The ability to actualize dynamically leads to the capability to architect proactively. We constantly enable B2B Total Quality Management. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's market conditions! What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Without TQC, you will lack visionary, intuitive collaborative bloatware. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our bloatware but our capability to recontextualize. We will enable the industry jargon "revolutionary". Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and J2EE. At HorsePorn, we realize how to synergize holistically. Do you have a strategy to become visionary? Think dynamic, co-branded. Without media sourcing, you will lack schemas. It sounds undreamt of, but it's completely 100% 100% 100 percent realistic! The capacity to repurpose proactively leads to the power to target virtually. Is it more important for something to be affiliate-based or to be sticky, open-source? Without well-chosen solutions, technologies are forced to become B2B. What does it really mean to syndicate "micro-micro-intra-virtually"? If all of this may seem unimagined to you, that's because it is!