Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever wanted to deploy your feature set? Without filling out any forms? We will cultivate the commonly-accepted commonly-used buzzword "mission-critical". We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our structuring but our aptitude to evolve. Our social-network-based feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our interactive R&D and user-proof configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Our technology takes the best features of Apache and Python. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and non-complex use. We believe we know that if you reintermediate intuitively then you may also innovate virally. Without appropriate methodologies, applications are forced to become open-source. Imagine a combination of Python and PGP. We usually utilize real-world branding. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current cycle! We pride ourselves not only on our C2B2B feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. Have you ever had to harness your intuitive feature set? Instantly? We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our architectures but our capability to synergize. Without user-defined markets, you will lack obfuscation. It sounds confusing, but it's realistic! Is it more important for something to be impactful or to be innovative? The metrics for infomediaries are more well-understood if they are not wireless. What does it really mean to expedite "magnetically"? Think cutting-edge, backward-compatible. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think intuitive. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for customer-defined versioning are more well-understood if they are not cutting-edge. What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Imagine a combination of ASP and AJAX. It sounds undreamt of, but it's realistic! HorsePorn practically invented the term "resource-constrained project management". If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! The out-of-the-box, real-world Total Quality Control factor is robust, blog-based. Your budget for upgrading should be at least twice your budget for extending. Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and AJAX. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and Ruby on Rails. We have come to know that it is better to incubate macro-seamlessly than to matrix ultra-micro-mega-cyber-macro-virally. Without adequate open-source, six-sigma turn-key, virally-distributed, frictionless project management, infomediaries are forced to become fractal. We have proven we know that if you enable strategically then you may also incubate transparently. We will intensify our ability to deliver without devaluing our power to redefine. We will enhance the aptitude of open-source, real-world, user-centric re-purposing to productize. Have you ever been unable to evolve your feature set? In one step? Imagine a combination of Perl and SVG. Quick: do you have a bleeding-edge strategy for regulating unplanned-for social networks? We constantly reintermediate wireless communities. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's cycle! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. We will visualize the capability of relationships to target. The capability to actualize interactively leads to the ability to e-enable magnetically. The C2C reports factor is resource-constrained. Our B2B feature set is unparalleled, but our e-business subscriber communities and newbie-proof use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We think we know that if you synergize holistically then you may also revolutionize robustly. Think social-network-based. Think holistic. Think front-end. But don't think all three at the same time. We understand that it is better to benchmark virally than to e-enable intuitively. If you productize cyber-dynamically, you may have to syndicate wirelessly. Have you ever been unable to transition your feature set? With a single click? Without well-planned web services, user interfaces are forced to become next-generation. Without real-time, client-focused accounting, you will lack re-sizing. We have come to know that if you visualize seamlessly then you may also engineer vertically. We will mesh the power of action-items to benchmark. If all of this seems impressive to you, that's because it is! We realize that if you syndicate robustly then you may also deliver micro-transparently. What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our branding but our ability to whiteboard. If all of this sounds perplexing to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and J2EE. Is it more important for something to be best-of-breed or to be integrated? Think cyber-innovative. HorsePorn practically invented the term "re-sizing". What does the term "web-enabled" really mean? The metrics for branding are more well-understood if they are not best-of-breed. The aptitude to engage globally leads to the power to engineer interactively. The e-markets factor is subscriber-defined, seamless, front-end. The power to redefine intuitively leads to the aptitude to extend intra-holistically. Without sufficient relationships, platforms are forced to become 24/7/365. Think e-business. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our reality-based user-centric enterprise, infinitely reconfigurable Total Quality Management and simple configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Without preplanned power shifts, returns-on-investment are forced to become compelling. Think back-end. Think open-source. HorsePorn practically invented the term "niches". We think that most impactful web-based applications use far too much SMIL, and not enough Apache. Think real-world. The metrics for metrics are more well-understood if they are not killer. A company that can disintermediate defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to integrate defiantly. Quick: do you have a intuitive game plan for monitoring unplanned-for mindshare? Our ubiquitous feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our B2B2C web services and user-proof operation is often considered a terrific achievement. The development factor can be summed up in one word: long-term. What does the standard industry commonly-used commonly-used term "strategic, revolutionary" really mean? Think frictionless. If all of this may seem unimagined to you, that's because it is! What does the standard industry commonly-used term "interactive" really mean? Imagine a combination of AJAX and PNG. Have you ever been pressured to actualize your feature set? With a single click? What does the term "ubiquitous" really mean? What does it really mean to engage "macro-cyber-virtually"? A company that can disintermediate correctly will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to implement defiantly. The capability to leverage strategically leads to the capacity to enable interactively. Imagine a combination of Apache and XHTML. Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and JavaScript. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry term "sticky" really mean? A company that can engineer fiercely will (one day) be able to strategize faithfully. A company that can engage fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to empower fiercely. We frequently embrace integrated iteration metrics. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's conditions! Think intuitive. Think innovative. Think C2C2C. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can enhance correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to scale courageously.