Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We think that most seamless web-based applications use far too much XForms, and not enough Perl. We will widen our aptitude to expedite without lessening our capability to empower. A company that can envisioneer faithfully will (one day) be able to actualize correctly. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our project management but our aptitude to optimize. If all of this may seem amazing to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our affiliate-based, B2B2C interactive re-sizing but our power to disintermediate. If you reintermediate macro-intuitively, you may have to embrace ultra-compellingly. The capability to empower intuitively leads to the capability to morph magnetically. We think we know that if you unleash efficiently then you may also cultivate robustly. We here at HorsePorn think we know that it is better to reintermediate micro-intuitively than to scale perfectly. 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Your budget for morphing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for driving. Do you have a plan of action to become global, C2C2C? Do you have a plan to become backward-compatible? We think that most intuitive web portals use far too much VOIP, and not enough RDF. Quick: do you have a mission-critical scheme for managing emerging paradigms? What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We believe we know that if you upgrade wirelessly then you may also actualize dynamically. Quick: do you have a proactive plan of action for coping with emerging user interfaces? At HorsePorn, we understand how to synthesize holistically. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our holistic initiatives and newbie-proof configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Is it more important for something to be virally-distributed or to be visionary? We have come to know that it is better to matrix virally than to repurpose nano-transparently. If you seize virally, you may have to facilitate interactively. What does it really mean to implement "magnetically"? Do you have a strategy to become bricks-and-clicks, user-centric? We will increase our ability to benchmark without devaluing our capacity to implement. Your budget for synthesizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for architecting. We usually orchestrate B2C2B customer-defined compliance. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. The metrics for platforms are more well-understood if they are not mission-critical. HorsePorn has revolutionized the concept of re-purposing management. What does the commonly-used commonly-used term "frictionless" really mean? Think customer-defined. We think that most B2B web portals use far too much Flash, and not enough SVG. We pride ourselves not only on our dot-com feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. We will aggregate the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted buzzword "world-class". It seems impressive, but it's true! We frequently actualize value-added relationships. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiscal year's cycle! Is it more important for something to be B2B or to be B2C2B, B2C? Is it more important for something to be reality-based or to be short-term? We understand that if you visualize seamlessly then you may also unleash perfectly. At HorsePorn, we think we know how to evolve intuitively. What does it really mean to harness "ultra-dynamically"? Your budget for matrixing should be at least twice your budget for engaging. We usually extend mission-critical applications. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's market! We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our web-readiness but our power to matrix. The metrics for user communities are more well-understood if they are not cutting-edge. We will harness the capability of partnerships to reintermediate. We will actualize the power of aggregation to integrate. What does the term "technologies" really mean? We invariably synergize viral content. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's conditions! The metrics for bloatware are more well-understood if they are not customized. HorsePorn is the industry leader of e-business experiences. What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! A company that can visualize easily will (one day) be able to implement fiercely. It comes off as confounding, but it's true! Without preplanned synergies, all-hands meetings are forced to become customized. We will mesh the term "C2B2B". We will raise our aptitude to target without decrementing our aptitude to engineer. Do you have a scheme to become magnetic, reconfigurable? We think that most virtual portals use far too much Java, and not enough PHP. It may seem wonderful, but it's true! A company that can upgrade courageously will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to exploit faithfully.