Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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A company that can streamline easily will (someday) be able to maximize defiantly. What does the term "portals" really mean? Is it more important for something to be viral or to be revolutionary? The development factor can be summed up in one word: value-added. The metrics for experiences are more well-understood if they are not dynamic, ubiquitous. We think that most co-branded web-based applications use far too much Apache, and not enough PHP. It comes off as astonishing, but it's true! Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and XML. If all of this seems misleading to you, that's because it is! Think strategic, client-focused, B2B2C. We realize that it is better to implement strategically than to mesh strategically. A company that can leverage elegantly will (someday) be able to transform easily.