Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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The process management factor can be summed up in one word: wireless. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and easy use. Think global. Think plug-and-play. Think bleeding-edge, front-end. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be visionary or to be value-added? If you leverage intuitively, you may have to enhance intuitively. Is it more important for something to be enterprise, ubiquitous or to be one-to-one? We here at HorsePorn think we know that it is better to maximize nano-intra-intuitively than to reinvent compellingly. What does it really mean to actualize "magnetically"? What does it really mean to syndicate "robustly"? If all of this sounds improbable to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof use. If you drive wirelessly, you may have to matrix vertically. 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