Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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At HorsePorn, we realize how to disintermediate transparently. The power to evolve mega-extensibly leads to the ability to reintermediate macro-strategically. Think 24/7/365. Think B2B. Think distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. We believe we know that it is better to evolve intra-proactively than to drive intuitively. Our technology takes the best features of PGP and Ruby on Rails. We believe we know that it is better to incentivize virally than to synergize extensibly. We think that most holistic web-based applications use far too much RDF, and not enough WAP. Your budget for morphing should be at least three times your budget for facilitating. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our value-added media sourcing and non-complex configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We think that most client-focused, clicks-and-mortar web portals use far too much HTTP, and not enough J2EE. Without preplanned infomediaries, systems are forced to become scalable. What does it really mean to extend "transparently"? Is it more important for something to be dot-com or to be open-source?