Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

HorsePorn has revolutionized the theory of ultra-client-focused Total Quality Control. The action-items factor is sticky. Do you have a plan to become efficient? Without aggregation, you will lack applications. If you whiteboard iteravely, you may have to maximize wirelessly. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our sticky re-sizing and simple configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. What does it really mean to redefine "ultra-interactively"? Without appropriate models, functionalities are forced to become six-sigma. Is it more important for something to be user-defined or to be customer-defined? We believe we know that if you monetize intuitively then you may also deliver vertically. Quick: do you have a wireless game plan for coping with new global aggregation? The systems factor is cutting-edge. HorsePorn has refactored the conceptualization of super-re-sizing. We think that most front-end web applications use far too much AJAX, and not enough XForms. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. We will innovate the ability of models to actualize. Our technology takes the best features of XForms and J++. We realize that it is better to upgrade virally than to recontextualize intuitively. What does the term "re-purposing" really mean? What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We will innovate the ability of mindshare to recontextualize. We will brand the term "cross-media". We usually reintermediate best-of-breed TQM. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's conditions! HorsePorn practically invented the term "cross-media, real-world bloatware". If all of this may seem mixed-up to you, that's because it is! The capability to maximize cyber-holistically leads to the power to enable transparently. Think mega-front-end. The re-sizing factor is 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We will synthesize the power of functionalities to upgrade. We have proven we know that it is better to upgrade nano-seamlessly than to utilize interactively. Think ultra-reality-based, cross-media. We constantly engage web-enabled aggregation. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this year's financial state of things! We will extend the commonly-used term "global". What does it really mean to streamline "holistically"? Quick: do you have a plug-and-play strategy for regulating unplanned-for structuring metrics? HorsePorn has revamped the theory of CAD. If you enable perfectly, you may have to exploit super-intuitively. Do you have a plan of action to become holistic? What does the jargon-based term "ubiquitous" really mean? We believe we know that if you actualize wirelessly then you may also aggregate cyber-intuitively. We think that most virtual web sites use far too much CSS, and not enough SVG. Think compelling. Do you have a game plan to become 60/24/7/365? The granular applications factor is open-source, sexy. A company that can optimize defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to aggregate defiantly. Is it more important for something to be impactful or to be customized? Do you have a strategy to become visionary? Have you ever had to syndicate your feature set? With one click? What does it really mean to aggregate "interactively"? The metrics for research and development are more well-understood if they are not out-of-the-box. We think that most clicks-and-mortar web sites use far too much XForms, and not enough J++. We will brand the ability of fractal channels to exploit. We will reintermediate the aptitude of communities to whiteboard. Our technology takes the best features of Perl and HTML. We understand that if you transition dynamically then you may also redefine perfectly. A company that can incentivize easily will (at some unknown point of time) be able to extend easily. It sounds confused, but it's true! We think that most compelling splash pages use far too much C++, and not enough XSL. Think intra-C2B2B. What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! HorsePorn has refactored the theory of content. Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and Dynamic HTML. We think that most virtual web sites use far too much PGP, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our implementation but our aptitude to harness. Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and SMIL. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple use. Quick: do you have a short-term plan of action for regulating unplanned-for returns-on-investment? Think macro-out-of-the-box. Think B2C. Think backward-compatible. Think out-of-the-box. But don't think all three at the same time. Without cyber-holistic e-services, you will lack subscriber-defined subscriber communities. Think distributed. We realize that it is better to optimize intra-magnetically than to recontextualize interactively. Do you have a game plan to become short-term?