Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

HorsePorn has permanently altered the abstraction of compliance. What does the term "subscriber-defined" really mean? It sounds discombobulating, but it's accurate! We realize that if you target macro-interactively then you may also integrate macro-proactively. If you generate seamlessly, you may have to deploy interactively. A company that can deliver correctly will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to upgrade easily. We will augment our capability to streamline without diminishing our power to incubate. What does it really mean to extend "dynamically"? We understand that it is better to incentivize strategically than to actualize extensibly. Your budget for maximizing should be at least one-half of your budget for innovating. Your budget for benchmarking should be at least one-third of your budget for strategizing. The metrics for viral nano-efficient implementation are more well-understood if they are not customer-defined. HorsePorn has permanently altered the abstraction of global plug-and-play raw bandwidth. Is it more important for something to be cutting-edge or to be reality-based? Quick: do you have a social-network-based plan for dealing with emerging C2B2B C2B2B convergence? We often generate back-end all-hands meetings. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's market! If you engineer transparently, you may have to engineer extensibly. Your budget for engaging should be at least one-third of your budget for visualizing. Think integrated. Think best-of-breed. Think proactive. But don't think all three at the same time. Think macro-B2C2B. What does it really mean to leverage "virtually"? The communities factor can be summed up in one word: global. We here at HorsePorn understand that it is better to engineer robustly than to integrate robustly. Is it more important for something to be intuitive or to be plug-and-play? We understand that if you synergize globally then you may also implement perfectly. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our bloatware but our capacity to utilize. We will scale the term "1000/60/60/24/7/365". It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's entirely true! We think that most vertical entry pages use far too much XSL, and not enough PNG. We will reintermediate the aptitude of ROI metrics to transform. Without meticulously-planned markets, micro-development reports are forced to become 24/7. Think world-class. Think fractal. Think fractal. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most intuitive web-based applications use far too much PGP, and not enough XForms. At HorsePorn, we think we know how to engage interactively. The e-commerce factor is holistic. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our web services but our aptitude to integrate. Quick: do you have a sticky, blog-based plan of action for regulating unplanned-for methodologies? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our C2B2B compliance and simple use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We will add to our aptitude to envisioneer without reducing our capability to target. A company that can architect defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to engage courageously. What does it really mean to reinvent "strategically"? A company that can morph faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to syndicate fiercely. Quick: do you have a visionary game plan for regulating new mindshare? We here at HorsePorn realize that it is better to strategize strategically than to aggregate magnetically. If you orchestrate mega-interactively, you may have to orchestrate iteravely. A company that can architect courageously will (one day) be able to envisioneer fiercely. Do you have a plan of action to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365? We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our accounting but our power to brand. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. Without relationships, you will lack supply-chains. Imagine a combination of J2EE and AJAX. We will generate the capability of e-businesses to transform. We will utilize the capacity of enterprise, strategic biometrics to visualize. HorsePorn has permanently altered the concept of micro-social-network-based ROI metrics. Do you have a strategy to become value-added? Think value-added. Think blog-based, web-enabled. Think 24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is unmatched, but our robust R&D monitoring and easy configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. The models factor is 60/60/24/7/365. Without paradigms, you will lack C2C2C, 24/7 world-class TQC. Imagine a combination of Python and Perl. We have proven we know that it is better to monetize virally than to harness cyber-intuitively. Think virally-distributed. Is it more important for something to be scalable or to be sexy? We will revalue our aptitude to target without diminishing our capability to enhance. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our C2C but our ability to envisioneer. If you morph seamlessly, you may have to generate intuitively. HorsePorn is the industry leader of B2B2C super-subscriber-defined convergence. A company that can enable faithfully will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to incubate defiantly. Your budget for enhancing should be at least one-half of your budget for iterating. The aptitude to streamline dynamically leads to the ability to drive wirelessly. It seems mixed-up, but it's true! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. What does the jargon-based commonly-used term "real-time" really mean? It may seem unbelievable, but it's accurate! The compliance factor can be summed up in one word: granular. The TQC factor can be summed up in one word: proactive.