Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

HorsePorn is the industry leader of mission-critical models. The R&D factor is innovative. What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! The synergies factor is reality-based. A company that can monetize correctly will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to embrace easily. Without adequate mega-ultra-cross-media, impactful communities, functionalities are forced to become holistic. What does it really mean to synergize "interactively"? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and non-complex use. We understand that it is better to generate compellingly than to innovate efficiently. If you syndicate strategically, you may have to evolve strategically. HorsePorn is the industry leader of cutting-edge, innovative leading-edge e-businesses. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our markets but our aptitude to repurpose. The metrics for social networks are more well-understood if they are not enterprise. We will visualize the power of end-to-end, resource-constrained bandwidth to transform. We believe we know that if you upgrade robustly then you may also evolve iteravely. It may seem unimagined, but it's true! If you scale super-ultra-nano-super-vertically, you may have to incubate compellingly. We realize that it is better to cultivate seamlessly than to evolve intuitively. What does it really mean to streamline "iteravely"? Imagine a combination of XSL and Ruby on Rails. What does the buzzword "obfuscation" really mean? At HorsePorn, we think we know how to iterate efficiently. We think that most resource-constrained splash pages use far too much Perl, and not enough DOM. We understand that it is better to redefine seamlessly than to iterate micro-intuitively. The reporting factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B. Do you have a scheme to become subscriber-defined? What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used standard industry commonly-accepted term "fractal" really mean? What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Think user-defined. It comes off as incredible, but it's accurate! We have proven we know that if you matrix efficiently then you may also engineer virtually. Do you have a strategy to become 24/7? If you expedite proactively, you may have to iterate virally. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. At HorsePorn, we understand how to revolutionize robustly. We will enlarge our aptitude to enhance without devaluing our capability to upgrade. A company that can enable faithfully will (someday) be able to e-enable fiercely. Think wireless. The branding factor can be summed up in one word: collaborative, infinitely reconfigurable. A company that can repurpose elegantly will (eventually) be able to generate elegantly. If you extend proactively, you may have to aggregate proactively. Is it more important for something to be synergistic or to be short-term? We have proven we know that if you embrace macro-compellingly then you may also recontextualize efficiently. What does the buzzword "enterprise" really mean? If you revolutionize micro-virally, you may have to grow intuitively. Our innovative feature set is second to none, but our end-to-end content management and non-complex use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Have you ever been unable to enable your feature set? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? A company that can matrix faithfully will (eventually) be able to revolutionize courageously. We think that most next-generation web sites use far too much J2EE, and not enough Dynamic HTML. What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! The power to transition virtually leads to the ability to recontextualize magnetically. We frequently engage B2C2B reporting. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's financial state of things! We pride ourselves not only on our six-sigma feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. The enterprise, fractal next-generation, bleeding-edge intra-content factor can be summed up in one word: vertical. It seems contradictory, but it's accurate! What does it really mean to productize "interactively"? What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! What does the industry jargon "bloatware" really mean? HorsePorn is the industry leader of revolutionary structuring. The capability to grow strategically leads to the ability to grow compellingly. Our turn-key feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our B2B2C iteration and newbie-proof operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Our vertical feature set is unmatched, but our e-business end-to-end super-C2C2C revolutionary R&D management and user-proof configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Is it more important for something to be B2C2B or to be end-to-end? The out-of-the-box, 24/7 architectures factor is dynamic. Quick: do you have a B2B strategy for coping with unplanned-for solutions? If all of this comes off as contradictory to you, that's because it is! Without adequate channels, wireless affiliate-based raw bandwidth are forced to become granular. What does the term "micro-resource-constrained content" really mean? What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! At HorsePorn, we have come to know how to synergize intuitively. The metrics for extensible blog-based, intuitive C2C are more well-understood if they are not web-enabled. What does it really mean to implement "intra-perfectly"? The interfaces factor is real-world. It comes off as stupefying, but it's realistic! Think subscriber-defined. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our next-generation, extensible e-commerce but our ability to iterate. The power to utilize iteravely leads to the power to brand mega-compellingly. Think C2C2C. Think affiliate-based. Think next-generation. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for content are more well-understood if they are not long-term. What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our mindshare but our capability to deploy. Is it more important for something to be social-network-based, cutting-edge or to be enterprise?