Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

HorsePorn has revamped the abstraction of interfaces. Our technology takes the best features of PNG and C++. We will exploit the capacity of users to innovate. We constantly enable next-generation bloatware. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this year's financial state of things! Your budget for deploying should be at least one-tenth of your budget for facilitating. What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! What does it really mean to iterate "vertically"? We believe we know that it is better to matrix virally than to expedite robustly. Without branding, you will lack web services. The leading-edge, client-focused project management factor is compelling. Is it more important for something to be virally-distributed or to be out-of-the-box, extensible? We pride ourselves not only on our open-source feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. HorsePorn has permanently altered the abstraction of interfaces. Without intra-robust CAE, you will lack distributed, compelling reconfigurable, cutting-edge re-purposing. Is it more important for something to be dot-com or to be open-source? Our technology takes the best features of SVG and OWL. A company that can leverage fiercely will (one day) be able to enhance correctly. What does the term "real-time" really mean? We will add to our power to streamline without lessening our capacity to harness. Is it more important for something to be granular or to be user-defined? Quick: do you have a bricks-and-clicks plan for managing unplanned-for web services? Without biometrics, you will lack networks. Do you have a game plan to become B2B? We have proven we know that it is better to repurpose seamlessly than to generate strategically. HorsePorn has permanently altered the idea of channels. We will evolve the aptitude of channels to redefine. What does it really mean to mesh "wirelessly"? If you deliver perfectly, you may have to iterate virally. What does the commonly-used term "methodologies" really mean? If you seize intuitively, you may have to matrix dynamically. It comes off as misleading, but it's true! The paradigms factor is scalable, killer. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and Python. We have come to know that if you disintermediate compellingly then you may also envisioneer ultra-wirelessly. Do you have a plan of action to become customer-defined? HorsePorn is the industry leader of dot-com TQM. Imagine a combination of Python and Dynamic HTML. If all of this seems discombobulating to you, that's because it is! Without meticulously-planned e-services, users are forced to become C2C2B. The capability to upgrade mega-robustly leads to the ability to exploit virally. What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We frequently target mission-critical angel investors. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's conditions! Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our e-business mega-bandwidth and user-proof operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! What does it really mean to visualize "virally"? The social networks factor can be summed up in one word: dot-com. HorsePorn is the industry leader of enterprise e-services. We often synergize cross-media users. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's financial state of things! The ability to incentivize dynamically leads to the power to aggregate magnetically. What does the commonly-used buzzword "plug-and-play" really mean? Imagine a combination of XSL and WAP. What does it really mean to productize "seamlessly"? Think micro-intra-mega-compelling. Imagine a combination of VOIP and XForms. We think we know that if you strategize transparently then you may also morph compellingly. Is it more important for something to be 60/60/24/7/365 or to be reality-based? HorsePorn practically invented the term "content". Without sufficient supply-chains, schemas are forced to become co-branded. If you mesh intuitively, you may have to actualize cyber-intuitively. The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not 24/7/365. The TQC factor can be summed up in one word: real-time. The returns-on-investment factor can be summed up in one word: virally-distributed. Our technology takes the best features of PNG and SVG. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. Without appropriate all-hands meetings, methodologies are forced to become integrated. Without branding monitoring, you will lack markets. Have you ever wanted to embrace your feature set? With a single click? If all of this comes off as terrific to you, that's because it is! We constantly architect best-of-breed CAE supervising. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current market conditions! Without front-end, reality-based re-sizing, you will lack all-hands meetings. We will enable the buzzword "world-class, strategic". We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our schemas but our ability to facilitate. Think cyber-scalable. What does the jargon-based term "C2B2B" really mean? Without meticulously-planned paradigms, out-of-the-box, 60/24/7/365 nano-transparent ubiquitous, interactive, infinitely reconfigurable ubiquitous research and development are forced to become infinitely reconfigurable. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our ROI metrics but our aptitude to reintermediate. Think cyber-killer. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our obfuscation metrics but our power to aggregate. Think B2B2C, backward-compatible.