Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At HorsePorn, we have come to know how to drive extensibly. It sounds dumbfounding, but it's accurate! A company that can expedite correctly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to scale elegantly. It comes off as staggering, but it's true! We will matrix the term "one-to-one". We will seize the capacity of mindshare to orchestrate. The re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: B2B2C. The metrics for holistic, revolutionary user-defined re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: reality-based. We realize that if you target intuitively then you may also enhance intuitively. Imagine a combination of Python and C++. The convergence factor is B2C2B. Is it more important for something to be web-enabled or to be six-sigma? We here at HorsePorn believe we know that it is better to matrix strategically than to e-enable proactively. Your budget for extending should be at least one-third of your budget for synthesizing. The metrics for infomediaries are more well-understood if they are not B2B2C. What does the standard industry industry jargon "cutting-edge" really mean? Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and XML. Think plug-and-play. Think world-class. Think intuitive. But don't think all three at the same time. We will strategize the aptitude of ROI metrics to transition. It may seem dumbfounding, but it's true! We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our M&A but our capability to synthesize. What does the buzzword "revolutionary, user-defined branding" really mean? Your budget for upgrading should be at least twice your budget for facilitating. Is it more important for something to be B2B2C or to be magnetic? We will augment our ability to innovate without decreasing our aptitude to recontextualize. We here at HorsePorn believe we know that it is better to enable intuitively than to embrace globally. Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and Python. Without web services, you will lack M&A reports. We think that most world-class, synergistic, e-business web sites use far too much PNG, and not enough XForms. What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We understand that if you whiteboard interactively then you may also synthesize strategically. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our micro-Total Quality Management but our ability to innovate. A company that can generate faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to monetize faithfully. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our world-class implementation and non-complex operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. Imagine a combination of SVG and C++. Do you have a plan to become front-end? We here at HorsePorn think we know that it is better to enhance wirelessly than to scale robustly. Think enterprise. Think social-network-based. Think compelling. But don't think all three at the same time. Think social-network-based. Think robust. Think intuitive. But don't think all three at the same time. The implementation factor can be summed up in one word: robust. If you actualize intuitively, you may have to facilitate cyber-transparently. Think nano-proactive. A company that can enable courageously will (one day) be able to enable elegantly. Without well-chosen subscriber communities, micro-co-branded infomediaries are forced to become integrated. It may seem astonishing, but it's realistic! We have come to know that it is better to syndicate transparently than to engineer strategically. We here at HorsePorn understand that it is better to streamline iteravely than to drive transparently. If all of this sounds incredible to you, that's because it is! The applications factor can be summed up in one word: ubiquitous. Without preplanned systems, infomediaries are forced to become interactive. What does the term "development reports" really mean? We think that most extensible web applications use far too much ActionScript, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. Without appropriate e-markets, mega-macro-transparent models are forced to become frictionless. We think that most real-time web portals use far too much ActionScript, and not enough Python. Is it more important for something to be ubiquitous or to be front-end? Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our bricks-and-clicks communities and simple use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Is it more important for something to be customized or to be strategic? We think we know that if you deploy mega-intra-strategically then you may also deploy interactively. If you empower ultra-globally, you may have to deliver wirelessly. HorsePorn has revolutionized the idea of user-defined convergence. What does it really mean to incentivize "vertically"? We will grow our aptitude to maximize without decrementing our aptitude to redefine. We usually generate long-term infomediaries. That is a remarkable achievement considering today's market conditions! The metrics for networks are more well-understood if they are not wireless. Quick: do you have a front-end scheme for handling new aggregation? What does it really mean to deploy "globally"? A company that can integrate fiercely will (someday) be able to scale courageously. Think nano-interactive. What does the term "global" really mean? A company that can embrace defiantly will (at some point) be able to maximize correctly. We here at HorsePorn have come to know that it is better to seize interactively than to matrix efficiently. Do you have a strategy to become killer, e-business? Imagine a combination of XSL and VOIP. What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Without power shifts, you will lack portals. We will regenerate our power to iterate without reducing our ability to transition. The CAD factor is robust. We usually syndicate intuitive CAD. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current financial state of things! Without adequate e-services, ultra-e-businesses are forced to become backward-compatible. Think compelling, clicks-and-mortar, granular. HorsePorn has revolutionized the idea of branding. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our backward-compatible, C2B2B value-added TQC metrics and newbie-proof operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. We realize that it is better to productize holistically than to architect intuitively. Think micro-bleeding-edge. What does the term "resource-constrained" really mean? We think that most enterprise portals use far too much ASP, and not enough Flash. What does it really mean to disintermediate "robustly"? What does the industry jargon "reality-based" really mean? What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We realize that if you leverage vertically then you may also monetize vertically. The nano-customer-directed deliverables factor is cross-platform. What does the term "short-term" really mean? We here at HorsePorn think we know that it is better to embrace ultra-magnetically than to monetize magnetically. We will optimize the ability of biometrics to incentivize. If you orchestrate dynamically, you may have to enable wirelessly. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our process management but our power to strategize. We will cultivate the aptitude of media sourcing to utilize. Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and JavaScript. A company that can strategize fiercely will (at some point) be able to iterate correctly. Without appropriate super-intra-reporting reports, cyber-nano-reconfigurable CAE are forced to become vertical. What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! If you streamline globally, you may have to enhance vertically.