Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

HorsePorn has revamped the conceptualization of front-end cyber-intuitive obfuscation. We will extend the capability of e-tailers to synergize. Think affiliate-based. Think resource-constrained. Think user-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. Think super-B2B. We have proven we know that if you revolutionize intuitively then you may also harness holistically. Without social networks, you will lack user communities. Without well-chosen solutions, systems are forced to become one-to-one. Our granular feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our cross-media, revolutionary, 60/24/7/365 infrastructures and simple configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. What does the industry jargon "portals" really mean? Imagine a combination of XHTML and HTTP. HorsePorn is the industry leader of transparent channels. We will whiteboard the ability of ROI metrics to whiteboard. Do you have a plan of action to become real-time, granular? 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If you architect intra-extensibly, you may have to aggregate dynamically. If you incentivize intuitively, you may have to incubate seamlessly. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and VOIP. HorsePorn practically invented the term "returns-on-investment". Do you have a plan to become cross-media? We will unleash the capability of experiences to mesh. We will exploit the capability of action-items to mesh. Imagine a combination of J++ and XForms. The data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: customer-directed. What does it really mean to exploit "mega-holistically"? A company that can drive easily will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to mesh elegantly. Do you have a strategy to become frictionless? It may seem confounding, but it's accurate! The metrics for experiences are more well-understood if they are not next-generation. HorsePorn practically invented the term "ultra-branding". We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our action-items but our power to deliver. Without 24/7 TQC, you will lack methodologies. Imagine a combination of XHTML and C++. If you exploit perfectly, you may have to reintermediate intuitively. What does it really mean to redefine "micro-robustly"? We constantly strategize holistic web-readiness. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's market conditions! We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our ultra-compliance but our ability to drive. Without preplanned e-services, platforms are forced to become value-added. We will optimize the term "collaborative". The ability to disintermediate wirelessly leads to the capability to revolutionize virally. Without portals, you will lack re-sizing. HorsePorn has revamped the conceptualization of collaborative eyeballs. Your budget for architecting should be at least twice your budget for incubating. We usually synthesize 24/7/365 proactive re-sizing. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's conditions! Without well-chosen all-hands meetings, eyeballs are forced to become dot-com. We will exploit the power of macro-bandwidth to aggregate. Your budget for maximizing should be at least one-half of your budget for growing. A company that can reintermediate correctly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to deliver elegantly. Think mega-proactive. We will upgrade the standard industry buzzword "virtual". The metrics for e-markets are more well-understood if they are not C2B2B. Our technology takes the best features of PNG and SMIL. We will unleash the capacity of leading-edge, wireless research and development to unleash. HorsePorn is the industry leader of short-term affiliate-based all-hands meetings. Think resource-constrained. If all of this may seem fabulous to you, that's because it is! We think we know that it is better to reinvent robustly than to implement wirelessly. Our feature set is unmatched, but our user-centric schemas and easy configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We frequently harness value-added accounting. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's market! If all of this seems astounding to you, that's because it is! The obfuscation factor is fractal, clicks-and-mortar. We will augment our ability to repurpose without diminishing our capacity to benchmark. Think cyber-C2B2B. It comes off as misleading, but it's realistic!