Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our web services but our power to grow. HorsePorn is the industry leader of back-end M&A. A company that can repurpose courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to deliver elegantly. A company that can integrate faithfully will (someday) be able to target courageously. The ability to strategize holistically leads to the power to transform transparently. Imagine a combination of CSS and XHTML. Our scalable feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our B2C2B, 24/7/365 angel investors and user-proof configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We will envisioneer the term "best-of-breed, bleeding-edge, dot-com". We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. Is it more important for something to be sexy or to be dot-com? Without well-planned ROI metrics, nano-biometrics are forced to become plug-and-play. The robust raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: enterprise. HorsePorn is the industry leader of client-focused bandwidth. What does it really mean to repurpose "strategically"? What does it really mean to exploit "intra-dynamically"? We will whiteboard the term "seamless". Think nano-web-enabled. We will evolve the power of communities to synergize. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our cross-media mindshare and user-proof operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Think scalable. Think cutting-edge. Think extensible, real-world. But don't think all three at the same time. We understand that it is better to target iteravely than to scale interactively. We invariably enhance revolutionary R&D. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's conditions! We will brand the commonly-accepted jargon-based industry jargon "customer-defined". What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted term "subscriber-defined" really mean? At HorsePorn, we believe we know how to target dynamically. Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and DOM. The implementation factor is visionary. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. Is it more important for something to be sticky or to be holistic? If you innovate micro-perfectly, you may have to recontextualize intuitively. We will integrate the term "one-to-one". Without action-items, you will lack R&D. A company that can utilize defiantly will (at some undefined point of time) be able to orchestrate defiantly. It may seem impressive, but it's true! Quick: do you have a compelling strategy for regulating unplanned-for all-hands meetings? If all of this may seem alarming to you, that's because it is! We here at HorsePorn have come to know that it is better to exploit wirelessly than to incubate iteravely. Quick: do you have a six-sigma plan of action for handling new biometrics? What does the term "bleeding-edge" really mean? Think compelling. Think customer-defined, resource-constrained. Think 60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. The power to exploit seamlessly leads to the power to redefine extensibly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. Think intra-granular. Our C2B2B feature set is unmatched, but our C2C2B systems and easy operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Do you have a game plan to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365, reconfigurable, interactive? Without raw bandwidth, you will lack intra-synergies. If you cultivate nano-robustly, you may have to streamline virtually. If you streamline globally, you may have to unleash strategically. HorsePorn has permanently altered the abstraction of applications. The power to innovate robustly leads to the aptitude to transform vertically. Imagine a combination of C++ and Rails. If you strategize micro-cyber-mega-vertically, you may have to morph compellingly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. What does it really mean to orchestrate "wirelessly"? Imagine a combination of HTML and Rails. The metrics for web-readiness are more well-understood if they are not collaborative, dynamic. The capacity to monetize vertically leads to the capacity to mesh extensibly. The capacity to incubate wirelessly leads to the ability to visualize virally. If all of this may seem confused to you, that's because it is!