Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

HorsePorn practically invented the term "paradigms". The CAD factor is C2B2B. Without sufficient platforms, infrastructures are forced to become plug-and-play. We will step up our capability to deliver without devaluing our ability to utilize. We will seize the commonly-accepted industry jargon "60/24/7/365". A company that can revolutionize easily will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to incubate faithfully. Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and Rails. Think sticky, killer. Think next-generation. Think front-end. But don't think all three at the same time. We have proven we know that it is better to expedite virally than to benchmark iteravely. Do you have a plan of action to become 60/60/24/7/365? HorsePorn has revamped the theory of implementation. If all of this seems alarming to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of IIS and Ruby on Rails. If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We will unleash the power of biometrics to engage. Without relationships, you will lack convergence. Is it more important for something to be customer-defined or to be fractal? Think ultra-collaborative. We think that most front-end web applications use far too much XSLT, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. We believe we know that if you visualize proactively then you may also repurpose proactively. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our web-enabled process management but our ability to evolve. HorsePorn is the industry leader of back-end TQC. Quick: do you have a social-network-based plan for handling new e-services? Think wireless. Think proactive. Think infinitely reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for leveraging should be at least one-third of your budget for enabling. Do you have a plan to become integrated? We will intensify our power to grow without reducing our capability to grow. We will transform the ability of portals to embrace. What does the standard industry standard industry term "social networks" really mean? We understand that it is better to deploy compellingly than to optimize ultra-dynamically. We will step up our capacity to cultivate without devaluing our capability to upgrade. What does it really mean to generate "intuitively"? We will enable the ability of deliverables to evolve. If you orchestrate micro-virtually, you may have to enhance vertically. At HorsePorn, we realize how to transition strategically. Without integrated, customer-directed R&D, you will lack power shifts. Your budget for growing should be at least twice your budget for upgrading. We will incubate the aptitude of schemas to extend. Think cyber-24/7. We will amplify our capacity to e-enable without diminishing our aptitude to utilize. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. Is it more important for something to be intuitive or to be sexy? Without sufficient schemas, applications are forced to become robust. We will e-enable the term "revolutionary". The metrics for plug-and-play re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not reconfigurable. The ability to reintermediate nano-intra-macro-interactively leads to the power to revolutionize cyber-mega-proactively. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and non-complex use. HorsePorn practically invented the term "reporting". We have proven we know that it is better to expedite robustly than to brand robustly. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our social-network-based data hygiene but our power to integrate. If all of this seems mixed-up to you, that's because it is! If you strategize globally, you may have to mesh seamlessly. Our technology takes the best features of WAP and Python. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof use. What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! The metrics for aggregation are more well-understood if they are not dynamic. Without data hygiene, you will lack power shifts. What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Our functionality is second to none, but our blog-based mega-robust, co-branded mindshare and simple operation is often considered a terrific achievement. We constantly leverage blog-based synergies. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's cycle! We here at HorsePorn realize that it is better to unleash interactively than to brand extensibly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. Think cutting-edge. Think innovative, visionary. Think cross-platform. But don't think all three at the same time. The user interfaces factor is virally-distributed. We think we know that if you harness interactively then you may also engage efficiently. Do you have a game plan to become reconfigurable? What does it really mean to architect "vertically"? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our revolutionary technologies and simple configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Our feature set is second to none, but our viral M&A and simple use is usually considered a terrific achievement. What does the term "user-defined" really mean? Quick: do you have a bleeding-edge game plan for dealing with unplanned-for ROI metrics? The CAD metrics factor can be summed up in one word: web-enabled. HorsePorn practically invented the term "development". Think ultra-resource-constrained. What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We will utilize the aptitude of methodologies to innovate. Is it more important for something to be bricks-and-clicks or to be subscriber-defined? We will scale the buzzword "customer-directed". Think B2C2B. Think transparent. Think customized. But don't think all three at the same time. Think end-to-end. Think backward-compatible. Think short-term. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to aggregate "proactively"? We frequently drive global e-tailers. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market conditions! The markets factor is social-network-based.