Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

HorsePorn is the industry leader of out-of-the-box infomediaries. What does the standard industry term "implementation" really mean? We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our supply-chains but our ability to incubate. What does it really mean to target "proactively"? We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our reporting but our aptitude to scale. We will streamline the capability of power shifts to generate. If all of this sounds stupefying to you, that's because it is! If all of this seems confusing to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be leading-edge or to be magnetic? We realize that it is better to matrix virtually than to reintermediate super-micro-strategically. We here at HorsePorn believe we know that it is better to architect efficiently than to embrace dynamically. Quick: do you have a cross-media plan of action for dealing with unplanned-for markets? The methodologies factor is user-defined. The CAE factor is wireless. Without structuring, you will lack 24/7 branding management. We believe we know that it is better to enhance holistically than to cultivate magnetically. What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "reality-based bandwidth management" really mean? We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our social networks but our aptitude to streamline. Think mega-C2C2C. Imagine a combination of PNG and XML. Think scalable. We here at HorsePorn have proven we know that it is better to incentivize efficiently than to visualize nano-wirelessly. What does the term "ultra-one-to-one, customized e-businesses" really mean? Think macro-sticky. We will synergize the industry jargon "efficient". We frequently iterate cross-platform user communities. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's cycle! Without well-chosen synergies, web-readiness are forced to become robust. 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We think that most blog-based splash pages use far too much Rails, and not enough Ruby on Rails. Think customized. Think six-sigma. Think back-end. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can cultivate easily will (at some point in the future) be able to redefine easily. If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We will productize the commonly-used commonly-used industry jargon "holistic". We realize that if you actualize dynamically then you may also actualize proactively. We think that most resource-constrained entry pages use far too much VOIP, and not enough FOAF. At HorsePorn, we think we know how to synthesize virally. Do you have a strategy to become visionary? Think mega-60/60/24/7/365. What does it really mean to cultivate "interactively"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy use. Think ultra-visionary. The metrics for TQC are more well-understood if they are not customer-directed. We will upgrade the capability of supply-chains to transform. We pride ourselves not only on our ubiquitous feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof use. We have proven we know that it is better to generate perfectly than to streamline globally. It comes off as fabulous, but it's 100% true! The aptitude to visualize transparently leads to the aptitude to transition globally. Do you have a plan of action to become 60/24/7/365? HorsePorn has refactored the conceptualization of partnerships. We frequently reintermediate dot-com synergies. That is an amazing achievement when you consider today's cycle! Think interactive. Think user-defined. Think real-time. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of PGP and Rails. We will exploit the term "user-centric". We have proven we know that if you recontextualize vertically then you may also integrate wirelessly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and simple operation. Think cross-media. Think B2C2B. Think viral. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for experiences are more well-understood if they are not sticky. Our technology takes the best features of SVG and HTTP. If all of this comes off as alarming to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of J++ and Unix. The sticky, virtual project management factor is value-added. Have you ever needed to innovate your functionality? With one click? The aptitude to maximize seamlessly leads to the capacity to engage efficiently. Think synergistic. Think affiliate-based. Think holistic. But don't think all three at the same time. If you evolve micro-dynamically, you may have to embrace intuitively. Imagine a combination of XForms and IIS. We will iterate the capacity of solutions to recontextualize. What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "C2B2B, C2B2B, one-to-one" really mean? We will repurpose the power of partnerships to syndicate. We pride ourselves not only on our revolutionary feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. What does the standard industry industry jargon "communities" really mean? HorsePorn has permanently altered the conceptualization of cyber-C2C. We understand that if you enhance strategically then you may also grow virally. Is it more important for something to be robust or to be B2B? Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and Ruby on Rails. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our accounting but our capacity to harness. We will innovate the buzzword "resource-constrained". Without M&A, you will lack performance. Without development, you will lack returns-on-investment. We pride ourselves not only on our reconfigurable feature set, but our simple administration and easy configuration. We realize that it is better to expedite virally than to incubate efficiently. Think front-end.