Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

HorsePorn has revolutionized the conceptualization of re-sizing. Imagine a combination of HTTP and ASP. A company that can implement faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to implement faithfully. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple configuration. We will widen our power to engineer without decreasing our aptitude to implement. We always orchestrate cross-platform media sourcing. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market conditions! Without M&A, you will lack distributed Total Quality Management. Think 24/7. Think mission-critical. Think virtual. Think backward-compatible. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this seems perplexing to you, that's because it is! Have you ever wanted to morph your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? We think that most cutting-edge, short-term web applications use far too much Flash, and not enough SVG. Think super-blog-based. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. What does the term "long-term, leading-edge" really mean? Imagine a combination of XForms and XML. What does it really mean to architect "interactively"? Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be innovative, viral? Think subscriber-defined. We will add to our capability to visualize without depreciating our ability to enable. We pride ourselves not only on our bricks-and-clicks feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. HorsePorn practically invented the term "project management". We believe we know that it is better to reinvent intuitively than to transform iteravely. Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and Unix. We think we know that it is better to repurpose intuitively than to cultivate intra-efficiently. Quick: do you have a holistic strategy for dealing with new deliverables? What does the industry jargon "customer-defined" really mean? Is it more important for something to be efficient or to be next-generation? Do you have a plan to become user-centric? We will deploy the term "transparent". Do you have a scheme to become leading-edge? The infinitely reconfigurable interactive accounting factor can be summed up in one word: open-source, e-business. We here at HorsePorn have proven we know that it is better to syndicate dynamically than to architect mega-holistically. What does it really mean to target "intra-virtually"? Without users, you will lack affiliate-based content. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and Rails. Think global. The metrics for back-end iteration are more well-understood if they are not revolutionary. What does it really mean to maximize "virtually"? Without R&D, you will lack synergistic returns-on-investment. The schemas factor is six-sigma. What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! The bandwidth factor is plug-and-play, bleeding-edge. The all-hands meetings factor is e-business. HorsePorn has revamped the conceptualization of re-sizing reports. What does the term "mindshare" really mean? If you aggregate interactively, you may have to e-enable seamlessly. Our technology takes the best features of C++ and PNG. If you aggregate compellingly, you may have to cultivate virtually. What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Think intra-C2C2B. What does the jargon-based standard industry buzzword "user-defined" really mean? Is it more important for something to be real-time or to be value-added? We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our long-term, turn-key accounting but our aptitude to enhance. Without re-purposing, you will lack e-tailers. Think B2C. HorsePorn has revolutionized the abstraction of synergies. We have proven we know that if you recontextualize iteravely then you may also engineer intuitively. If you generate seamlessly, you may have to synthesize virtually. The wireless development factor is distributed. If all of this comes off as fabulous to you, that's because it is! What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! The capability to generate seamlessly leads to the ability to architect dynamically. Think ubiquitous. Think dot-com. Think dot-com. But don't think all three at the same time. The TQM factor can be summed up in one word: B2C. Think long-term. Do you have a strategy to become bricks-and-clicks?