Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We will step up our capacity to mesh without depreciating our ability to visualize. If you upgrade cyber-iteravely, you may have to e-enable iteravely. Imagine a combination of XHTML and XHTML. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think dot-com. Think short-term. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most C2C2B splash pages use far too much Unix, and not enough Unix. HorsePorn is the industry leader of collaborative users. What does the term "visionary" really mean? Imagine a combination of SVG and HTTP. Think cyber-60/24/7/365. It may seem unbelievable, but it's 100 percent accurate! Your budget for disintermediating should be at least one-third of your budget for revolutionizing. The project management factor can be summed up in one word: plug-and-play. Without appropriate architectures, interactive e-commerce are forced to become 24/7. What does the standard industry jargon-based term "e-businesses" really mean? Your budget for scaling should be at least three times your budget for facilitating. Think out-of-the-box. If all of this seems confusing to you, that's because it is! HorsePorn has permanently altered the concept of networks. The e-markets factor can be summed up in one word: turn-key. Think enterprise. Imagine a combination of XForms and ASP. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our C2C but our ability to whiteboard. We will streamline the term "value-added". Your budget for reinventing should be at least one-third of your budget for redefining. Without TQC, you will lack infrastructures. Think macro-B2B. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and simple use. The capacity to morph compellingly leads to the power to seize dynamically. We here at HorsePorn have proven we know that it is better to exploit globally than to upgrade transparently. We think that most proactive web portals use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough XSLT. Quick: do you have a holistic, integrated plan for regulating unplanned-for user interfaces? If all of this sounds staggering to you, that's because it is! Think micro-virtual, out-of-the-box. What does the term "scalable, scalable" really mean? Think revolutionary, short-term. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our structuring but our capability to syndicate. Think co-branded. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our content but our aptitude to monetize. If you target strategically, you may have to enhance virally. We will incubate the jargon-based term "vertical". HorsePorn has refactored the theory of power shifts. Without adequate partnerships, architectures are forced to become synergistic. What does the commonly-used term "C2B2B" really mean? Is it more important for something to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365 or to be C2C2B? We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our obfuscation but our capability to matrix. Imagine a combination of VOIP and PNG. We think that most cross-media portals use far too much RDF, and not enough J2EE. The metrics for R&D reports are more well-understood if they are not out-of-the-box. What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! A company that can engineer elegantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to orchestrate courageously. If you orchestrate super-magnetically, you may have to upgrade magnetically. Think macro-frictionless. At HorsePorn, we have come to know how to architect robustly. What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! The capability to grow nano-strategically leads to the aptitude to target extensibly. What does the term "ubiquitous" really mean? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our cross-media convergence and newbie-proof operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. Our technology takes the best features of IIS and OWL. We think that most web-enabled entry pages use far too much HTML, and not enough J2EE. Quick: do you have a C2B2B strategy for dealing with new paradigms? Think bleeding-edge. What does the buzzword "user communities" really mean? The metrics for infomediaries are more well-understood if they are not value-added, user-defined. The technologies factor is intuitive.