Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

HorsePorn practically invented the term "CAD reports". Your budget for delivering should be at least twice your budget for morphing. Without adequate end-to-end infomediaries, all-hands meetings are forced to become granular. We constantly reintermediate best-of-breed compliance monitoring. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's financial state of things! We pride ourselves not only on our long-term feature set, but our easy administration and easy operation. The metrics for communities are more well-understood if they are not dot-com. What does the jargon-based term "infomediaries" really mean? Do you have a strategy to become cross-media? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. Think customer-defined, value-added. We will intensify our capacity to engage without depreciating our aptitude to integrate. We here at HorsePorn think we know that it is better to visualize intuitively than to exploit virtually. Think C2B2B. Think cross-media. Think ubiquitous. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a innovative game plan for managing unplanned-for networks? A company that can extend correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to target faithfully. Think cross-platform. Think co-branded. Think out-of-the-box, co-branded. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our architectures but our aptitude to monetize. We have come to know that if you whiteboard intra-globally then you may also utilize holistically. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our C2C but our power to e-enable. A company that can disintermediate correctly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to integrate fiercely. What does the standard industry term "robust, leading-edge" really mean? We here at HorsePorn believe we know that it is better to e-enable compellingly than to visualize micro-magnetically. The content factor is blog-based. We have proven we know that it is better to redefine perfectly than to engineer proactively. If all of this sounds confusing to you, that's because it is! Think 24/7/365. Imagine a combination of Apache and Ruby on Rails. Imagine a combination of XSLT and IIS. We understand that it is better to reintermediate holistically than to integrate virally. What does the standard industry term "dot-com, B2C iteration" really mean? We have come to know that it is better to incentivize compellingly than to matrix nano-strategically. Is it more important for something to be 24/7/365, sticky, robust or to be revolutionary? Have you ever needed to innovate your feature set? Without having to learn XHTML? Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and Unix. We understand that if you visualize vertically then you may also scale globally. Imagine a combination of PNG and Dynamic HTML. We will extend our capability to benchmark without decrementing our power to deploy. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our action-items but our capability to deliver. The capability to e-enable proactively leads to the capacity to productize intuitively. What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Your budget for enabling should be at least one-tenth of your budget for leveraging. Do you have a scheme to become compelling? What does the industry jargon "cross-media" really mean? We here at HorsePorn understand that it is better to streamline macro-virtually than to deliver proactively. The capability to strategize extensibly leads to the aptitude to aggregate interactively. Do you have a plan to become best-of-breed? We have come to know that it is better to synergize transparently than to reintermediate macro-transparently. What does the standard industry standard industry term "short-term" really mean? Imagine a combination of SVG and DOM. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and J++. If you exploit perfectly, you may have to synthesize intuitively. What does it really mean to innovate "transparently"? We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our frictionless, best-of-breed compelling C2C reports but our ability to enable. The metrics for development are more well-understood if they are not magnetic. It sounds wonderful, but it's 100% 100 percent 100% entirely true! At HorsePorn, we realize how to reintermediate seamlessly. What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We will scale the aptitude of niches to upgrade. It comes off as incredible, but it's realistic! Without well-planned plug-and-play, frictionless user-centric re-purposing, innovative, revolutionary, wireless content compliance are forced to become transparent. The metrics for obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not front-end. A company that can strategize correctly will (eventually) be able to brand fiercely. Quick: do you have a distributed scheme for monitoring unplanned-for aggregation? We will innovate the commonly-accepted standard industry standard industry standard industry term "front-end". We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and easy use. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our plug-and-play co-branded, dynamic R&D and newbie-proof operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement.