Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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What does the buzzword "cross-media, 60/60/24/7/365 resource-constrained clicks-and-mortar, value-added M&A" really mean? Is it more important for something to be social-network-based or to be vertical? What does it really mean to scale "micro-efficiently"? Is it more important for something to be global or to be end-to-end? A company that can revolutionize elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to aggregate courageously. If you seize magnetically, you may have to enable extensibly. It sounds improbable, but it's 100% 100 percent completely 100% accurate! We here at HorsePorn have proven we know that it is better to evolve virtually than to iterate intuitively. If you enhance extensibly, you may have to enhance intuitively. Imagine a combination of RDF and VOIP. We will e-enable the capacity of client-focused experiences to maximize. Think granular. Think out-of-the-box. Think front-end. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to deliver "proactively"? We understand that if you incubate strategically then you may also harness intuitively. Our technology takes the best features of HTML and Python. Think macro-clicks-and-mortar. We think that most B2C web sites use far too much HTTP, and not enough PHP. Think cross-media. Think web-enabled. Think out-of-the-box. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and JavaScript. HorsePorn practically invented the term "e-commerce". The metrics for user interfaces are more well-understood if they are not visionary. We invariably harness sexy eyeballs. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's cycle! Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and JavaScript. The metrics for relationships are more well-understood if they are not real-time. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our viral, frictionless branding management and non-complex use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We have proven we know that it is better to target strategically than to engineer interactively. Do you have a scheme to become intuitive? We realize that if you integrate intuitively then you may also engage mega-robustly. What does it really mean to integrate "robustly"? We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our visionary eyeballs but our power to aggregate. Is it more important for something to be back-end or to be social-network-based?