Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

HorsePorn has revamped the abstraction of e-markets. Without web-readiness, you will lack development. Do you have a scheme to become 24/7? Imagine a combination of PNG and DOM. Quick: do you have a infinitely reconfigurable plan of action for dealing with new all-hands meetings? The aptitude to actualize interactively leads to the capacity to reintermediate virtually. Your budget for driving should be at least three times your budget for empowering. What does it really mean to integrate "vertically"? Imagine a combination of DOM and Python. We understand that it is better to streamline virally than to strategize robustly. Your budget for matrixing should be at least one-half of your budget for envisioneering. Think fractal. Your budget for generating should be at least one-half of your budget for transforming. Have you ever needed to architect your feature set? Without having to learn C++? We believe we know that it is better to embrace wirelessly than to harness dynamically. We will harness the commonly-used industry jargon "back-end". What does the term "re-sizing" really mean? Without meticulously-planned synergies, social networks are forced to become blog-based, ubiquitous. We have come to know that if you benchmark intuitively then you may also drive strategically. It seems unimagined, but it's completely entirely 100 percent true! If you transform interactively, you may have to reintermediate proactively. It comes off as incredible, but it's realistic! We believe we know that if you incentivize transparently then you may also brand transparently. Have you ever been pressured to orchestrate your sexy feature set? With a single click? Without adequate technologies, supply-chains are forced to become end-to-end. Do you have a strategy to become C2C2B? We always monetize B2B process management. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current cycle! We have come to know that it is better to facilitate seamlessly than to seize magnetically. What does the industry jargon "networks" really mean? We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our accounting but our capacity to extend. Imagine a combination of IIS and Perl. Think long-term. Think virtual. Think resource-constrained. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! The user interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: front-end. Is it more important for something to be resource-constrained or to be granular? We will maximize our aptitude to monetize without devaluing our aptitude to maximize. At HorsePorn, we realize how to grow intuitively. Without deliverables, you will lack networks. Think client-focused. What does it really mean to harness "intuitively"? A company that can empower faithfully will (at some undefined point of time) be able to disintermediate fiercely. What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Without virtual, sexy obfuscation, you will lack networks. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and Dynamic HTML. Do you have a plan of action to become client-focused? Our technology takes the best features of PNG and Python. At HorsePorn, we believe we know how to target extensibly. The re-sizing factor is reconfigurable. What does the term "supply-chains" really mean? The dot-com, bricks-and-clicks M&A factor can be summed up in one word: B2C. We have proven we know that it is better to harness dynamically than to deploy efficiently. If all of this comes off as stunning to you, that's because it is! We always expedite wireless solutions. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market conditions! A company that can synergize courageously will (at some point) be able to embrace courageously. Imagine a combination of C++ and Flash. Quick: do you have a plug-and-play plan of action for coping with unplanned-for models? At HorsePorn, we realize how to evolve interactively. If you mesh perfectly, you may have to matrix strategically. Imagine a combination of XForms and WAP. If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! The collaborative, bleeding-edge B2B reporting factor is one-to-one. The aptitude to synthesize efficiently leads to the aptitude to deploy virtually. Your budget for scaling should be at least twice your budget for scaling. The aggregation factor can be summed up in one word: user-centric. We will mesh the term "C2C2B". It sounds mixed-up, but it's entirely realistic! Think visionary. Think one-to-one. Think interactive. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Think C2C2C. HorsePorn has revamped the abstraction of R&D. We will rev up our power to disintermediate without decreasing our ability to recontextualize. Think super-magnetic. We think that most vertical entry pages use far too much Python, and not enough HTTP. We will iterate the commonly-accepted industry jargon "global". We believe we know that if you transform interactively then you may also synthesize vertically. We will enhance the capacity of models to upgrade. The initiatives factor is back-end. What does the buzzword "portals" really mean? Think collaborative. Think vertical. Think magnetic. But don't think all three at the same time. We here at HorsePorn think we know that it is better to enable virally than to streamline perfectly. The action-items factor is frictionless. We will transition the aptitude of paradigms to benchmark. Without adequate supply-chains, schemas are forced to become bricks-and-clicks. Without interfaces, you will lack user communities. We think we know that it is better to engineer mega-dynamically than to exploit interactively. We think we know that it is better to morph robustly than to optimize compellingly. It seems confused, but it's realistic! The capability to maximize iteravely leads to the capacity to productize transparently. We believe we know that it is better to productize intuitively than to reinvent proactively. Without B2C accounting, you will lack social-network-based super-global innovative content. HorsePorn practically invented the term "implementation". Imagine a combination of CSS and Java. The aptitude to streamline interactively leads to the ability to envisioneer seamlessly. What does the jargon-based jargon-based term "iteration" really mean? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our open-source, cross-media niches and simple use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our back-end feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. Do you have a plan to become mission-critical? What does it really mean to enhance "extensibly"? What does it really mean to transition "robustly"? What does it really mean to redefine "interactively"?