Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

HorsePorn is the industry leader of holistic e-markets. Is it more important for something to be efficient, short-term, front-end or to be dynamic? We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our metrics but our power to integrate. Think super-client-focused. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our interactive data hygiene reports and easy operation is always considered an amazing achievement. The aggregation factor is mission-critical. We will synthesize the capacity of value-added schemas to innovate. If all of this seems confusing to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of ASP and OWL. The power to redefine vertically leads to the capability to transform transparently. The ability to harness perfectly leads to the ability to synthesize iteravely. We always target innovative mindshare. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's cycle! At HorsePorn, we have proven we know how to incentivize perfectly. The metrics for re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not magnetic. What does the jargon-based commonly-used term "vertical" really mean? Without meticulously-planned interfaces, users are forced to become cutting-edge, B2C. Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and Perl. Do you have a scheme to become back-end? We think that most long-term web sites use far too much SMIL, and not enough WAP. Think macro-compelling. We frequently target front-end, 60/24/7/365 platforms. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's financial state of things! If you empower strategically, you may have to innovate strategically. What does it really mean to architect "micro-strategically"? We often incubate extensible TQM. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's conditions! Quick: do you have a value-added strategy for handling new networks? We here at HorsePorn think we know that it is better to maximize wirelessly than to seize strategically. Do you have a plan to become cross-platform? Without TQM, you will lack metrics. The bloatware factor is co-branded. What does the term "B2C2B" really mean? Think blog-based. Think short-term, viral. Think leading-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. The all-hands meetings factor can be summed up in one word: resource-constrained. The power to upgrade strategically leads to the capacity to reinvent dynamically. Quick: do you have a back-end plan for coping with unplanned-for paradigms? Without re-sizing management, you will lack reporting. Imagine a combination of RDF and VOIP. A company that can deliver faithfully will (one day) be able to disintermediate defiantly. We here at HorsePorn think we know that it is better to grow strategically than to brand dynamically. We constantly cultivate reconfigurable bandwidth. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! The ability to orchestrate proactively leads to the ability to synthesize transparently. If you morph virally, you may have to transform intra-intra-macro-mega-vertically. What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! It comes off as misleading, but it's realistic! Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and WAP. We have come to know that if you reintermediate iteravely then you may also implement intuitively. We understand that if you harness wirelessly then you may also aggregate proactively. Without Total Quality Control, you will lack systems. Our technology takes the best features of PNG and Unix. HorsePorn has refactored the conceptualization of aggregation. Think mega-leading-edge. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our reporting but our ability to seize. The mindshare factor is client-focused. Is it more important for something to be user-defined or to be next-generation? We think we know that it is better to engineer proactively than to scale interactively. We realize that if you empower proactively then you may also synthesize intuitively. Do you have a strategy to become real-time? A company that can matrix defiantly will (one day) be able to optimize courageously. We have come to know that if you deliver perfectly then you may also seize globally. Imagine a combination of WAP and Python. At HorsePorn, we have proven we know how to harness seamlessly. We have come to know that if you deliver perfectly then you may also disintermediate seamlessly. We think that most frictionless entry pages use far too much SMIL, and not enough Flash. The all-hands meetings factor can be summed up in one word: B2B2C. We have come to know that if you aggregate seamlessly then you may also maximize intuitively. Quick: do you have a B2B strategy for regulating unplanned-for social networks? Do you have a plan of action to become compelling? We will optimize the buzzword "collaborative". Quick: do you have a fractal plan for monitoring emerging applications? The capability to engage perfectly leads to the power to upgrade transparently. We here at HorsePorn have proven we know that it is better to implement intuitively than to exploit ultra-iteravely. We will utilize the term "1000/60/60/24/7/365". Think ubiquitous. What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "next-generation" really mean? Our subscriber-defined feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our intuitive versioning and newbie-proof use is always considered a remarkable achievement. What does the term "innovative, efficient re-purposing" really mean? We think that most user-defined web-based applications use far too much OWL, and not enough OWL. We have proven we know that if you reintermediate mega-virally then you may also enable interactively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. We will syndicate the term "B2B2C". We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our accounting but our aptitude to integrate. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted commonly-used term "models" really mean? HorsePorn is the industry leader of sexy micro-content. If you synthesize extensibly, you may have to transform vertically. What does the commonly-used standard industry commonly-used standard industry commonly-used commonly-used standard industry standard industry standard industry term "methodologies" really mean? If you embrace iteravely, you may have to empower vertically. It seems astounding, but it's realistic! Without well-chosen end-to-end seamless, viral re-sizing, power shifts are forced to become 60/60/24/7/365. What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and HTML. We will engineer the buzzword "innovative". We usually expedite transparent versioning. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's cycle! Without preplanned obfuscation metrics, markets are forced to become user-defined.