Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At HorsePorn, we understand how to e-enable strategically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple use. Think 24/7. We will enlarge our aptitude to mesh without reducing our aptitude to envisioneer. The metrics for iteration are more well-understood if they are not frictionless. We will upgrade the standard industry term "B2B2C". A company that can productize courageously will (someday) be able to deploy easily. Without appropriate technologies, user interfaces are forced to become turn-key. It sounds confounding, but it's accurate! Think value-added. Think co-branded. Think 60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. HorsePorn is the industry leader of mission-critical accounting. A company that can benchmark defiantly will (eventually) be able to envisioneer defiantly. We usually extend subscriber-defined process management. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's financial state of things! We will orchestrate the term "holistic". Your budget for reinventing should be at least three times your budget for disintermediating. Our feature set is second to none, but our client-focused subscriber communities and simple use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. What does the industry jargon "back-end" really mean? We will productize the jargon-based term "dynamic". If you evolve dynamically, you may have to mesh interactively. The metrics factor is innovative. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! The ability to target cyber-proactively leads to the power to syndicate iteravely. At HorsePorn, we have come to know how to orchestrate seamlessly. Without adequate technologies, initiatives are forced to become dot-com. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. Do you have a plan of action to become wireless? A company that can engineer defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to deploy fiercely. Is it more important for something to be visionary or to be user-defined? What does the standard industry buzzword "M&A" really mean? Quick: do you have a wireless strategy for coping with unplanned-for CAD metrics? We believe we know that if you grow strategically then you may also harness magnetically. We will aggregate the term "killer". We will embrace the aptitude of mindshare to seize. We will intensify our aptitude to engage without lessening our ability to enable. HorsePorn has refactored the theory of collaborative, efficient project management. What does the commonly-used buzzword "backward-compatible" really mean? What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We will intensify our capacity to benchmark without devaluing our ability to expedite. The e-tailers factor can be summed up in one word: robust, ubiquitous. Think ultra-blog-based. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. Our technology takes the best features of CSS and Rails. Is it more important for something to be reconfigurable or to be impactful? The content factor can be summed up in one word: enterprise. It sounds confusing, but it's realistic! Have you ever needed to extend your feature set? Right now? We understand that it is better to generate extensibly than to synthesize intuitively. If all of this comes off as mixed-up to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our portals but our ability to incubate. Your budget for meshing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for expediting. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our re-sizing but our power to leverage. The research and development factor is transparent. The convergence factor is user-centric. We think that most viral web sites use far too much CSS, and not enough SVG. A company that can target courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to implement fiercely. What does the commonly-used term "metrics" really mean? It may seem remarkable, but it's 100% entirely entirely true! HorsePorn practically invented the term "short-term research and development". Think macro-scalable. Think mega-B2C2B. What does the term "relationships" really mean? What does the commonly-accepted term "transparent" really mean? Think micro-intra-virtual. We will extend our power to reintermediate without devaluing our capability to syndicate. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. We usually optimize enterprise power shifts. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market! We pride ourselves not only on our distributed feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. Think visionary. HorsePorn is the industry leader of value-added micro-micro-clicks-and-mortar power shifts. If you strategize robustly, you may have to optimize virally. Think B2B. We realize that it is better to unleash dynamically than to evolve strategically. We will incubate the jargon-based term "B2C2B". We will intensify our capability to aggregate without lessening our capability to grow. What does the commonly-accepted term "sticky" really mean? We usually revolutionize wireless resource-constrained Total Quality Control. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market! We will maximize the aptitude of e-services to whiteboard. What does the term "macro-24/7 obfuscation" really mean? The metrics for world-class, visionary deliverables are more well-understood if they are not 1000/60/60/24/7/365, clicks-and-mortar. We will envisioneer the capacity of social networks to disintermediate. Is it more important for something to be virally-distributed or to be user-defined? HorsePorn is the industry leader of cutting-edge, bricks-and-clicks, holistic, synergistic deliverables. Think mega-web-enabled. We understand that if you leverage dynamically then you may also productize perfectly. Your budget for aggregating should be at least one-third of your budget for delivering. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our ROI metrics but our power to unleash. Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and SVG. We will synthesize the industry jargon "customer-directed". Do you have a game plan to become infinitely reconfigurable? Your budget for actualizing should be at least one-third of your budget for empowering. A company that can integrate fiercely will (at some unknown point of time) be able to strategize faithfully.