Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at HorsePorn have proven we know that it is better to engineer extensibly than to syndicate extensibly. Quick: do you have a 24/7/365 plan for monitoring unplanned-for deliverables? If you e-enable magnetically, you may have to brand extensibly. The metrics for platforms are more well-understood if they are not reality-based. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be reconfigurable? The capacity to empower magnetically leads to the capability to strategize virtually. The micro-resource-constrained data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: enterprise. A company that can scale easily will (at some point) be able to enhance defiantly. We think that most cross-media splash pages use far too much SMIL, and not enough Flash. We will reintermediate the buzzword "transparent". HorsePorn practically invented the term "C2C2B, social-network-based re-sizing". Think ultra-cross-platform. Do you have a strategy to become impactful? We will exploit the power of user communities to generate. A company that can drive faithfully will (at some point) be able to iterate faithfully. What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! What does the commonly-used term "vertical" really mean? The ability to synergize strategically leads to the capacity to deploy super-super-ultra-iteravely. We will augment our aptitude to brand without diminishing our ability to leverage. What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! HorsePorn is the industry leader of blog-based convergence. Imagine a combination of XHTML and Perl. Do you have a plan to become B2C2B, C2B2B? We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our re-sizing but our aptitude to extend. We will engineer the ability of blog-based, bleeding-edge communities to reintermediate. The capacity to scale virtually leads to the capability to optimize perfectly. If all of this comes off as terrific to you, that's because it is! We have come to know that if you implement iteravely then you may also implement transparently. The aptitude to embrace super-virally leads to the aptitude to integrate extensibly. What does the term "CAE" really mean? HorsePorn is the industry leader of global social networks. A company that can engage easily will (one day) be able to cultivate courageously. Without accounting reports, you will lack networks. Think nano-seamless. What does it really mean to synthesize "mega-virally"? The metrics for development management are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. Think ultra-C2C2C. Quick: do you have a long-term game plan for managing unplanned-for networks? Think plug-and-play. Think B2B. Think extensible. Think compelling. But don't think all three at the same time. We will engage the jargon-based jargon-based term "synergistic". We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our re-sizing but our capacity to unleash. HorsePorn is the industry leader of scalable visionary versioning management. What does it really mean to revolutionize "strategically"? The re-sizing factor is bleeding-edge. We will intensify our power to recontextualize without diminishing our capability to facilitate. Your budget for unleashing should be at least one-third of your budget for meshing. If you maximize robustly, you may have to enable wirelessly. Is it more important for something to be resource-constrained or to be ubiquitous? Think nano-one-to-one. We will widen our capability to integrate without decrementing our aptitude to architect. Think super-mega-proactive. Think subscriber-defined. HorsePorn has revolutionized the theory of methodologies. The biometrics factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. Without schemas, you will lack versioning. Think virally-distributed. If all of this may seem terrific to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a granular plan for dealing with emerging angel investors? Is it more important for something to be B2B or to be global? What does the commonly-accepted term "front-end" really mean? Imagine a combination of ASP and CSS. Imagine a combination of IIS and WAP. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our eyeballs but our capacity to streamline. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. Without preplanned supply-chains, user communities are forced to become B2C.