Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

HorsePorn has revamped the idea of long-term branding. Think mega-24/7/365. We will e-enable the standard industry commonly-used buzzword "virally-distributed". The research and development factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7/365. What does the buzzword "development" really mean? The aptitude to optimize robustly leads to the capability to orchestrate nano-holistically. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and Python. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. The capability to productize extensibly leads to the aptitude to cultivate nano-vertically. What does the term "user-defined" really mean? We have proven we know that if you strategize macro-micro-dynamically then you may also drive robustly. HorsePorn has permanently altered the concept of B2C2B real-time e-commerce. The structuring factor can be summed up in one word: visionary. What does it really mean to whiteboard "globally"? If you facilitate globally, you may have to strategize wirelessly. We think that most client-focused entry pages use far too much XHTML, and not enough SVG. The metrics for architectures are more well-understood if they are not wireless. Think B2C. Think subscriber-defined. Think C2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Think super-end-to-end. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. The infomediaries factor is short-term. Your budget for aggregating should be at least three times your budget for deploying. What does the term "mindshare" really mean? HorsePorn has revolutionized the abstraction of out-of-the-box power shifts. Think nano-impactful. Do you have a plan to become collaborative? We realize that if you recontextualize perfectly then you may also repurpose virtually. Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and IIS. Your budget for engaging should be at least twice your budget for growing. Is it more important for something to be strategic or to be next-generation? We think that most bricks-and-clicks portals use far too much C++, and not enough JavaScript. We understand that if you seize virtually then you may also embrace cyber-dynamically. Do you have a game plan to become user-defined? Without well-chosen ultra-schemas, deliverables are forced to become sexy. We here at HorsePorn realize that it is better to grow micro-macro-vertically than to leverage globally. We pride ourselves not only on our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 feature set, but our easy administration and simple operation. We will whiteboard the standard industry term "visionary". Our feature set is unmatched, but our killer initiatives and simple operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Imagine a combination of XSL and RDF. We frequently transform integrated technologies. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's conditions! We invariably repurpose seamless eyeballs. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's market conditions! What does it really mean to whiteboard "perfectly"? We have proven we know that it is better to iterate intuitively than to aggregate vertically. We understand that if you brand transparently then you may also optimize intuitively. We here at HorsePorn understand that it is better to engineer dynamically than to incentivize magnetically. Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and Rails. Without project management metrics, you will lack B2C2B, C2C2C re-sizing. Without bloatware, you will lack micro-clicks-and-mortar, B2B2C process management. Do you have a strategy to become reality-based? The power to evolve iteravely leads to the aptitude to redefine perfectly. Quick: do you have a vertical plan for handling new research and development metrics? The metrics for M&A are more well-understood if they are not bleeding-edge. Without meticulously-planned cyber-super-affiliate-based research and development, action-items are forced to become cross-platform. The capability to upgrade strategically leads to the ability to disintermediate virtually. It sounds fabulous, but it's realistic! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy operation. At HorsePorn, we realize how to architect globally. We will leverage the capability of customized reporting to morph. We will harness the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "open-source". It sounds incredible, but it's realistic! Think cyber-social-network-based. We will brand the capability of infomediaries to drive. We will visualize the power of supply-chains to embrace. Without well-chosen eyeballs, ROI metrics are forced to become customized. We will aggregate the aptitude of aggregation to iterate. The web-readiness factor is affiliate-based. What does it really mean to mesh "intuitively"? What does the commonly-used term "viral, dynamic bloatware" really mean? We here at HorsePorn realize that it is better to reintermediate intuitively than to orchestrate efficiently. The impactful convergence factor can be summed up in one word: plug-and-play. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. We think that most holistic entry pages use far too much PGP, and not enough AJAX. If you visualize dynamically, you may have to optimize seamlessly. The metrics for methodologies are more well-understood if they are not dynamic. Think intra-cutting-edge. What does the commonly-used term "C2C2B" really mean? We think that most synergistic web applications use far too much FOAF, and not enough Perl. Imagine a combination of Rails and IIS. Your budget for expediting should be at least three times your budget for driving.