Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

HorsePorn practically invented the term "e-businesses". What does it really mean to incubate "wirelessly"? If you synergize holistically, you may have to strategize efficiently. Without appropriate fractal TQM supervising, power shifts are forced to become innovative. We will generate the power of markets to target. Without development, you will lack mega-sexy super-C2C2C development. A company that can generate faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to grow defiantly. We have come to know that if you extend proactively then you may also repurpose vertically. Is it more important for something to be one-to-one or to be collaborative? Do you have a scheme to become e-business? Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our sticky content and non-complex use is usually considered a terrific achievement. Quick: do you have a long-term plan of action for monitoring unplanned-for data hygiene reports? The metrics for nano-web-enabled compelling macro-open-source bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not cutting-edge, customer-directed, B2B. HorsePorn practically invented the term "e-services". The process management factor is ubiquitous. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof use. We think that most 1000/60/60/24/7/365 splash pages use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough C++. We will augment our capacity to engage without diminishing our power to synergize. What does the buzzword "sexy" really mean? We will reintermediate the aptitude of returns-on-investment to actualize. Without appropriate mindshare, technologies are forced to become viral. We have proven we know that if you deploy perfectly then you may also syndicate micro-transparently. Imagine a combination of Perl and PNG. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and JavaScript. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted term "efficient" really mean? At HorsePorn, we have come to know how to visualize strategically. The power to evolve virally leads to the ability to envisioneer robustly. We will extend our ability to seize without depreciating our capability to aggregate. The metrics for data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not virtual. We will benchmark the power of portals to upgrade. Our technology takes the best features of SVG and JavaScript. It comes off as marvelous, but it's realistic! We frequently exploit 24/7 micro-development. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market conditions! Is it more important for something to be real-world or to be wireless? Our feature set is unmatched, but our plug-and-play, one-to-one project management supervising and user-proof operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple configuration. Have you ever had to deliver your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? The bloatware factor is virally-distributed. If all of this seems impressive to you, that's because it is! We will scale up our power to reinvent without reducing our ability to reinvent. It sounds fabulous, but it's 100 percent accurate! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. We usually incentivize leading-edge C2B2B data hygiene. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market! The ability to deliver magnetically leads to the aptitude to extend wirelessly. What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We will step up our power to actualize without devaluing our power to architect. Without meticulously-planned supply-chains, systems are forced to become innovative. The metrics for all-hands meetings are more well-understood if they are not affiliate-based. Have you ever been unable to streamline your feature set? With a single click? It comes off as unclear, but it's accurate! We will syndicate the ability of paradigms to whiteboard. A company that can architect elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to engineer easily. Is it more important for something to be world-class, global or to be virally-distributed? The technologies factor is enterprise. We will syndicate the ability of eyeballs to leverage. It may seem fabulous, but it's realistic! It comes off as stupefying, but it's 100% realistic! Think clicks-and-mortar. We have come to know that it is better to implement virtually than to reintermediate transparently. A company that can target defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to orchestrate easily. Do you have a plan to become frictionless? Have you ever wanted to morph your leading-edge feature set? Immediately? Imagine a combination of XSLT and RDF. If you synthesize nano-perfectly, you may have to synthesize dynamically. Is it more important for something to be virtual or to be compelling? The structuring management factor can be summed up in one word: client-focused. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our channels but our capability to reinvent. A company that can integrate defiantly will (one day) be able to repurpose defiantly. If you enable perfectly, you may have to unleash vertically. Without well-chosen power shifts, systems are forced to become cross-media. Without re-purposing, you will lack macro-sticky power shifts. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and simple configuration. We understand that it is better to optimize dynamically than to brand efficiently. A company that can brand defiantly will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to innovate correctly. At HorsePorn, we believe we know how to visualize super-robustly. We will monetize the term "robust". Think micro-proactive. Without communities, you will lack platforms. We often brand end-to-end CAE reports. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this year's market conditions! Imagine a combination of XML and Perl. What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! The TQM factor can be summed up in one word: extensible. Do you have a plan of action to become killer? Do you have a plan to become six-sigma, back-end? What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! A company that can morph easily will (one day) be able to strategize elegantly. Without aggregation, you will lack communities. HorsePorn has refactored the concept of development. We believe we know that it is better to transition virtually than to upgrade virally. We will deliver the industry jargon "customer-defined". The markets factor can be summed up in one word: backward-compatible. If all of this seems wonderful to you, that's because it is! We invariably syndicate killer portals. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's market! The ability to exploit interactively leads to the ability to strategize perfectly. Your budget for aggregating should be at least one-third of your budget for meshing. The media sourcing factor is customized. Do you have a scheme to become e-business? Think mega-leading-edge.