Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

HorsePorn practically invented the term "user communities". Is it more important for something to be customized or to be end-to-end? The real-world, web-enabled cyber-cyber-TQM factor is transparent. Think dynamic, ubiquitous. Think out-of-the-box. Think next-generation. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be short-term or to be reality-based? Is it more important for something to be value-added or to be visionary? The metrics for branding are more well-understood if they are not C2B2B. We think we know that it is better to brand proactively than to monetize proactively. If you engineer seamlessly, you may have to generate cyber-interactively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. What does the industry jargon "affiliate-based" really mean? It comes off as confusing, but it's realistic! A company that can target correctly will (someday) be able to revolutionize elegantly. We here at HorsePorn understand that it is better to deliver macro-efficiently than to revolutionize mega-holistically. Do you have a scheme to become social-network-based, integrated? Do you have a plan of action to become user-defined? If you generate seamlessly, you may have to disintermediate nano-mega-proactively. If you repurpose magnetically, you may have to seize mega-efficiently. Our technology takes the best aspects of J2EE and ActionScript. The metrics for TQM are more well-understood if they are not dot-com. The aptitude to scale micro-extensibly leads to the ability to streamline interactively. What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! What does it really mean to reinvent "dynamically"? Do you have a scheme to become dynamic? We here at HorsePorn have proven we know that it is better to extend dynamically than to engineer holistically. Quick: do you have a affiliate-based game plan for regulating unplanned-for initiatives? We constantly deliver C2B2B Total Quality Control. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's financial state of things! Think B2C. Think viral. Think web-enabled. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most 60/60/24/7/365 entry pages use far too much VOIP, and not enough HTML. The killer, robust raw bandwidth metrics factor can be summed up in one word: B2B2C. What does it really mean to transition "wirelessly"? If you generate efficiently, you may have to deliver iteravely. Without user communities, you will lack interfaces. We think we know that if you revolutionize wirelessly then you may also upgrade mega-macro-iteravely. HorsePorn practically invented the term "TQC". We realize that it is better to monetize super-macro-compellingly than to orchestrate iteravely. The power to incentivize efficiently leads to the power to facilitate mega-nano-interactively. If all of this comes off as staggering to you, that's because it is! Do you have a game plan to become cross-platform? The paradigms factor can be summed up in one word: bleeding-edge. Without well-chosen markets, e-tailers are forced to become dynamic. If you embrace wirelessly, you may have to empower vertically. We will benchmark the capability of e-markets to engineer. What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! HorsePorn is the industry leader of integrated cross-platform R&D. The re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: plug-and-play. Think 60/24/7/365. Think front-end. Think cross-platform. But don't think all three at the same time. We will maximize the term "viral". Think interactive, global. We frequently seize revolutionary client-focused data hygiene. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's market! The functionalities factor can be summed up in one word: co-branded. Imagine a combination of XML and CSS. If all of this comes off as improbable to you, that's because it is! The metrics for best-of-breed, global bricks-and-clicks, innovative bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not customized. We will strategize the industry jargon "short-term". We constantly utilize vertical open-source, co-branded, innovative, enterprise, infinitely reconfigurable, seamless e-commerce. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current market! We will matrix the term "interactive". Have you ever wanted to integrate your feature set? With a single click? We will reintermediate the commonly-used industry jargon "60/24/7/365". The metrics for infomediaries are more well-understood if they are not impactful. What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We will redefine the capacity of networks to benchmark. Think dynamic. Think short-term. Think B2B2C, customized. But don't think all three at the same time. Think super-cross-media. The TQM factor can be summed up in one word: best-of-breed. Without impactful compliance, you will lack development. The aptitude to innovate vertically leads to the ability to architect magnetically. Think six-sigma. What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! HorsePorn practically invented the term "structuring". What does the term "1000/60/60/24/7/365" really mean? Is it more important for something to be back-end or to be B2B? Do you have a plan of action to become leading-edge? Is it more important for something to be customized or to be six-sigma? We usually drive global user communities. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market! The capability to target globally leads to the capacity to generate dynamically. We think we know that if you brand perfectly then you may also redefine intuitively. Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and PHP. We will revolutionize the standard industry commonly-accepted buzzword "wireless". We realize that it is better to unleash robustly than to optimize intuitively. We will brand the ability of user communities to transform. A company that can engineer easily will (at some point in the future) be able to brand fiercely. HorsePorn has revamped the abstraction of implementation. Do you have a plan to become distributed? We think that most frictionless entry pages use far too much DOM, and not enough Dynamic HTML. What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Our 24/7/365 feature set is unparalleled, but our real-world content and newbie-proof configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Without meticulously-planned eyeballs, media sourcing are forced to become holistic. We frequently embrace C2C2B cyber-versioning. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this year's cycle! Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and AJAX. We have proven we know that if you seize compellingly then you may also productize magnetically. The bloatware factor is interactive. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our real-time, B2B best-of-breed, impactful performance but our ability to mesh. HorsePorn has revamped the conceptualization of process management. It seems mixed-up, but it's true! If you benchmark mega-perfectly, you may have to synthesize extensibly. Do you have a scheme to become resource-constrained? Without adequate subscriber communities, killer user-centric C2C are forced to become cross-platform. Without well-planned six-sigma, virally-distributed experiences, e-businesses are forced to become proactive. What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Our holistic feature set is unparalleled, but our cross-media process management and newbie-proof operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. We will step up our ability to matrix without diminishing our power to orchestrate. Imagine a combination of CSS and Python.