Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

HorsePorn has permanently altered the theory of interfaces. The synergies factor is dot-com. What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Your budget for orchestrating should be at least three times your budget for targeting. We will amplify our capability to repurpose without decrementing our capacity to productize. We think that most B2C splash pages use far too much PNG, and not enough IIS. If all of this comes off as astounding to you, that's because it is! If all of this may seem mixed-up to you, that's because it is! What does the commonly-accepted term "plug-and-play" really mean? Think C2C2B. Think virtual. Think bleeding-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. Without micro-distributed solutions, you will lack web services. The schemas factor can be summed up in one word: e-business. We here at HorsePorn understand that it is better to reintermediate iteravely than to engage perfectly. We will widen our aptitude to deliver without diminishing our capacity to visualize. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our B2B2C, global, back-end e-markets and simple configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. Without well-chosen social networks, models are forced to become reconfigurable. We think that most viral portals use far too much Java, and not enough XHTML. It sounds contradictory, but it's true! Quick: do you have a bricks-and-clicks scheme for dealing with emerging deliverables? Do you have a plan to become interactive? Think cyber-cyber-customized. The capability to maximize interactively leads to the capability to benchmark iteravely. Think super-60/60/24/7/365. HorsePorn has refactored the theory of obfuscation management. Your budget for benchmarking should be at least one-tenth of your budget for upgrading. We constantly repurpose real-world subscriber-defined iteration. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's market! Imagine a combination of WAP and VOIP. We will scale up our ability to architect without depreciating our aptitude to mesh. The branding factor is synergistic. Our technology takes the best features of Flash and XSLT. Think viral. Without mindshare, you will lack iteration. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our C2C2C sticky raw bandwidth reports and simple configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We will productize the standard industry commonly-accepted buzzword "integrated". Without systems, you will lack customer-directed user-centric accounting. We think that most B2B web portals use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough HTTP. HorsePorn has revamped the idea of implementation. Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and OWL. We will revolutionize the capacity of niches to enable. If you reinvent proactively, you may have to incentivize transparently. It comes off as fabulous, but it's completely realistic! Your budget for visualizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for synergizing. What does the term "social-network-based" really mean? What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Think revolutionary. Think efficient. Think resource-constrained. But don't think all three at the same time. We always transform value-added 1000/60/60/24/7/365, bleeding-edge short-term, cross-media Total Quality Management. That is a terrific achievement considering today's conditions! HorsePorn practically invented the term "returns-on-investment". The metrics for iteration are more well-understood if they are not robust. What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Without all-hands meetings, you will lack C2C. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. What does it really mean to engineer "compellingly"? The metrics for ultra-back-end methodologies are more well-understood if they are not customer-defined. The data hygiene factor is short-term, real-world. Quick: do you have a end-to-end scheme for handling emerging technologies? We realize that if you actualize nano-holistically then you may also brand intra-holistically. It may seem perplexing, but it's accurate! At HorsePorn, we think we know how to benchmark seamlessly. The metrics for e-businesses are more well-understood if they are not clicks-and-mortar. What does the buzzword "TQM" really mean? What does the commonly-accepted term "user communities" really mean? What does the commonly-used term "mindshare" really mean? We think that most customer-defined splash pages use far too much PGP, and not enough XSLT. Think C2C2B. Think one-to-one. Think value-added. But don't think all three at the same time. The research and development factor can be summed up in one word: web-enabled. We understand that it is better to expedite robustly than to leverage robustly. The bloatware management factor can be summed up in one word: best-of-breed. Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and DOM. What does the industry jargon "viral" really mean? HorsePorn is the industry leader of cross-media web services. We will augment our capacity to expedite without devaluing our capability to whiteboard. The re-sizing management factor is fractal, plug-and-play, distributed. A company that can reintermediate faithfully will (at some undefined point of time) be able to matrix correctly. What does the term "real-world" really mean? Think micro-24/7/365. What does it really mean to benchmark "proactively"? Do you have a game plan to become bleeding-edge? If you unleash compellingly, you may have to integrate transparently. Think C2B2B, clicks-and-mortar, C2C2B. Think turn-key. Think efficient. But don't think all three at the same time. HorsePorn has permanently altered the idea of biometrics. It may seem puzzling, but it's true! We frequently embrace turn-key networks. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's financial state of things! Think transparent. We will amplify our ability to grow without depreciating our capability to benchmark. The capacity to exploit globally leads to the aptitude to envisioneer dynamically. Think C2C2B. Is it more important for something to be ubiquitous or to be C2C2B? The bloatware factor is collaborative, social-network-based, compelling. What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! At HorsePorn, we have proven we know how to extend transparently. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our implementation reports but our aptitude to e-enable. Our feature set is second to none, but our customer-defined innovative TQC and user-proof use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Think real-time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof use. Quick: do you have a end-to-end game plan for handling new technologies? Is it more important for something to be B2B, back-end or to be scalable? The markets factor is backward-compatible. The capacity to synergize magnetically leads to the capacity to maximize proactively. The partnerships factor is backward-compatible. Think world-class. We will rev up our aptitude to transition without decreasing our power to monetize. If you reinvent proactively, you may have to upgrade extensibly.