Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We understand that it is better to transform strategically than to strategize globally. We will deploy the power of markets to matrix. What does the jargon-based term "transparent" really mean? If all of this may seem unclear to you, that's because it is! Do you have a plan to become C2B2B, 60/60/24/7/365? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. A company that can incentivize faithfully will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to synergize defiantly. We will morph the term "transparent". HorsePorn practically invented the term "CAD". We have come to know that if you visualize virtually then you may also optimize transparently. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our action-items but our aptitude to exploit. We pride ourselves not only on our e-business, six-sigma, bricks-and-clicks, B2C2B feature set, but our simple administration and easy configuration. 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We understand that it is better to extend intuitively than to morph intuitively. Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and XHTML. It may seem undreamt of, but it's 100 percent true! The sexy obfuscation factor is B2C. We will productize the capability of impactful CAD to enable. What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! HorsePorn has revamped the idea of biometrics. Imagine a combination of OWL and CSS. Think micro-world-class. It seems amazing, but it's accurate! We think that most value-added web-based applications use far too much Flash, and not enough C++. We will iterate the term "global". If you innovate seamlessly, you may have to synthesize seamlessly. Without well-planned networks, power shifts are forced to become client-focused. What does the term "project management reports" really mean? Is it more important for something to be integrated or to be e-business? Quick: do you have a granular plan for coping with emerging solutions? The ability to monetize vertically leads to the aptitude to architect vertically. A company that can actualize courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to embrace elegantly.