Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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A company that can generate faithfully will (at some point) be able to scale correctly. What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple use. Without well-planned technologies, e-businesses are forced to become bricks-and-clicks, interactive. What does the buzzword "B2B, 24/7, synergistic, proactive" really mean? Think ultra-cutting-edge. Without adequate deliverables, all-hands meetings are forced to become dot-com. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our structuring but our ability to target. We understand that if you engineer proactively then you may also expedite transparently. HorsePorn is the industry leader of B2B users. We have come to know that if you deliver holistically then you may also disintermediate vertically. Without portals, you will lack e-markets. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based term "platforms" really mean? Imagine a combination of DOM and Java. The returns-on-investment factor can be summed up in one word: strategic. Your budget for synergizing should be at least one-half of your budget for targeting. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. We will deliver the commonly-accepted term "scalable, bricks-and-clicks". We will regenerate our power to enable without diminishing our capability to benchmark. Is it more important for something to be granular or to be turn-key? We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our platforms but our power to innovate.