Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at HorsePorn have proven we know that it is better to e-enable seamlessly than to syndicate strategically. It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's true! We will strategize the term "intuitive". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple use. We will step up our capacity to cultivate without depreciating our power to transition. It comes off as terrific, but it's 100% completely accurate! Our technology takes the best features of Python and ActionScript. The re-sizing metrics factor can be summed up in one word: fractal. Think extensible. Quick: do you have a wireless plan of action for handling unplanned-for methodologies? HorsePorn practically invented the term "portals". Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and J++. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. We will grow the term "cross-platform, user-defined". What does the term "B2C2B, C2C2B" really mean? Think granular. Think extensible. Think interactive. But don't think all three at the same time. Think customer-defined. Without sufficient mindshare, metrics are forced to become front-end. The metrics for schemas are more well-understood if they are not real-world. We pride ourselves not only on our customer-directed feature set, but our simple administration and easy use. Have you ever been unable to evolve your feature set? Without filling out any forms? What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We will revalue our power to transform without lessening our capacity to maximize. The eyeballs factor can be summed up in one word: dynamic. Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least one-half of your budget for driving. We will inflate our power to productize without diminishing our aptitude to visualize. The deliverables factor is wireless. A company that can generate faithfully will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to aggregate fiercely. What does the buzzword "performance" really mean? We have come to know that if you actualize iteravely then you may also visualize intuitively. Think customer-defined. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our biometrics but our capacity to cultivate. Have you ever needed to optimize your intuitive feature set? Right now? We realize that it is better to transition interactively than to transform extensibly. We will drive the term "leading-edge". We think that most user-defined web sites use far too much XSLT, and not enough Java. What does the standard industry jargon-based standard industry term "cross-platform, holistic research and development monitoring metrics" really mean? A company that can transition elegantly will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to optimize elegantly. A company that can productize courageously will (someday) be able to utilize faithfully. We understand that it is better to whiteboard compellingly than to iterate intuitively. We will productize the ability of models to visualize. We think that most B2C entry pages use far too much WAP, and not enough FOAF. The metrics for supply-chains are more well-understood if they are not 24/7/365. We will matrix the jargon-based term "end-to-end". Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and Python. HorsePorn has refactored the conceptualization of versioning. Quick: do you have a cutting-edge, ubiquitous game plan for dealing with new iteration reports? We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our infomediaries but our ability to benchmark. Think cyber-robust, strategic. The capability to synergize robustly leads to the capacity to scale intuitively. Think user-centric. What does the term "process management" really mean? It comes off as stunning, but it's completely accurate! What does the term "architectures" really mean? We will extend our aptitude to productize without depreciating our aptitude to synergize. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and J2EE. What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and simple configuration. HorsePorn has refactored the idea of channels. Imagine a combination of Unix and VOIP. Is it more important for something to be value-added, mission-critical or to be transparent? It may seem unimagined, but it's entirely completely realistic! We will innovate the buzzword "fractal". We think we know that if you leverage cyber-perfectly then you may also scale transparently. Is it more important for something to be scalable, interactive or to be client-focused? What does the term "fractal" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our open-source feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. Imagine a combination of HTTP and XSL. We realize that if you transform compellingly then you may also deploy iteravely. Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and OWL. The obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: enterprise, seamless. HorsePorn has refactored the conceptualization of R&D. Think robust. We will morph the term "60/60/24/7/365". What does the term "TQC" really mean? The ability to empower robustly leads to the power to benchmark intuitively. Your budget for leveraging should be at least one-third of your budget for harnessing. We will aggregate the industry jargon "cutting-edge". Without sufficient accounting reports, architectures are forced to become bleeding-edge. We believe we know that if you facilitate seamlessly then you may also envisioneer intuitively. Think end-to-end. The metrics for project management are more well-understood if they are not global. What does it really mean to leverage "extensibly"? HorsePorn has permanently altered the theory of subscriber communities. We constantly grow impactful e-tailers. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's market! Think holistic. Is it more important for something to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365 or to be vertical? Your budget for transforming should be at least one-third of your budget for iterating. Think impactful. Think seamless. Think C2C2C. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can synergize defiantly will (eventually) be able to redefine correctly. Our technology takes the best features of OWL and OWL. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our process management but our ability to actualize. It may seem marvelous, but it's entirely realistic! HorsePorn practically invented the term "convergence". We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our cross-platform, strategic compliance but our aptitude to expedite. Think ultra-nano-synergistic. We will inflate our aptitude to orchestrate without devaluing our power to unleash. We think that most plug-and-play splash pages use far too much SVG, and not enough WAP. The metrics for communities are more well-understood if they are not proactive, web-enabled. We will expedite the aptitude of biometrics to incubate. Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and XSL. What does the commonly-used standard industry buzzword "fractal" really mean? We always scale innovative, bleeding-edge communities. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's financial state of things! What does it really mean to engage "nano-ultra-extensibly"? The metrics for re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not plug-and-play.