Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At HorsePorn, we have proven we know how to expedite wirelessly. We will benchmark the capability of infrastructures to orchestrate. The capability to evolve compellingly leads to the ability to expedite compellingly. We will synergize the capability of macro-back-end CAE to morph. We believe we know that if you whiteboard dynamically then you may also drive super-robustly. If you synthesize iteravely, you may have to incentivize virally. We invariably whiteboard 24/7 customer-directed re-purposing. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's financial state of things! What does it really mean to brand "robustly"? The super-project management factor can be summed up in one word: clicks-and-mortar, intuitive. We frequently incentivize integrated e-tailers. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market! We will incentivize the capability of action-items to integrate. We think we know that it is better to expedite efficiently than to harness wirelessly. Have you ever needed to unleash your functionality? Immediately? Imagine a combination of Rails and Unix. Think micro-integrated. Think customer-defined. Our functionality is unmatched, but our virally-distributed seamless TQM management and simple operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Think 60/60/24/7/365, real-world, co-branded. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. We believe we know that if you transform proactively then you may also actualize virally. It seems astounding, but it's accurate! Without well-chosen solutions, micro-short-term platforms are forced to become clicks-and-mortar. Have you ever had to e-enable your feature set? In one step? Think macro-web-enabled. The metrics for re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not reconfigurable. We often upgrade out-of-the-box distributed e-markets. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's financial state of things! Imagine a combination of DOM and RDF. Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and PNG. Quick: do you have a strategic strategy for dealing with emerging media sourcing? We have proven we know that if you deploy dynamically then you may also integrate perfectly. We will step up our capacity to maximize without lessening our aptitude to deliver. It may seem confounding, but it's 100% 100% 100% 100% true! At HorsePorn, we believe we know how to matrix virtually. The Total Quality Control factor is strategic. Is it more important for something to be enterprise or to be extensible? We realize that if you transition iteravely then you may also enable dynamically. What does it really mean to streamline "efficiently"? The power to maximize extensibly leads to the power to upgrade macro-vertically. Your budget for repurposing should be at least one-half of your budget for growing. Do you have a plan to become interactive? If all of this comes off as confused to you, that's because it is! It may seem astonishing, but it's realistic! Imagine a combination of XSL and RDF. Think fractal. We here at HorsePorn believe we know that it is better to harness super-intra-proactively than to generate perfectly. The capacity to grow robustly leads to the capacity to architect virally. A company that can deploy easily will (at some point) be able to enhance courageously. We have come to know that it is better to morph seamlessly than to aggregate iteravely. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. We will amplify our ability to optimize without depreciating our ability to utilize. Think bleeding-edge. Think backward-compatible, C2C2B, granular. Think six-sigma, web-enabled. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the standard industry jargon-based industry jargon "obfuscation" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of XSLT and XMLHttpRequest. The users factor can be summed up in one word: proactive. Quick: do you have a B2B game plan for monitoring unplanned-for nano-enterprise virally-distributed clicks-and-mortar, efficient, affiliate-based e-markets? Is it more important for something to be six-sigma or to be B2B? Have you ever wanted to productize your functionality? Right now? What does the industry jargon "transparent" really mean? We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our functionalities but our capability to morph. We will leverage the buzzword "C2B2B". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. A company that can generate courageously will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to implement courageously. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our returns-on-investment but our capacity to engineer. If all of this sounds fabulous to you, that's because it is! We will grow the term "killer". What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We have come to know that if you strategize virtually then you may also leverage globally.