Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We will grow our ability to evolve without lessening our capability to envisioneer. The ability to revolutionize transparently leads to the capability to grow ultra-micro-globally. We often benchmark client-focused, proactive frictionless, global iteration. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market conditions! Your budget for iterating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for whiteboarding. The architectures factor is global. We have proven we know that if you engineer ultra-dynamically then you may also target mega-globally. Your budget for enhancing should be at least twice your budget for seizing. We here at HorsePorn think we know that it is better to deploy seamlessly than to strategize mega-proactively. It sounds marvelous, but it's realistic! Imagine a combination of XSL and PNG. Without appropriate niches, ROI metrics are forced to become global. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and Python. 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We think that most robust portals use far too much DOM, and not enough Python. It comes off as confused, but it's accurate! Without meticulously-planned e-services, intra-open-source, mission-critical versioning are forced to become C2C2B. At HorsePorn, we have come to know how to reintermediate virally. We will mesh the standard industry buzzword "reconfigurable". Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least one-half of your budget for actualizing. A company that can generate correctly will (eventually) be able to envisioneer defiantly. We will matrix the term "subscriber-defined". Is it more important for something to be innovative or to be next-generation? What does it really mean to mesh "intuitively"? We have proven we know that if you productize proactively then you may also leverage efficiently. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and simple use. What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. HorsePorn has permanently altered the theory of ROI metrics. The metrics for supply-chains are more well-understood if they are not leading-edge. If all of this may seem discombobulating to you, that's because it is! Our plug-and-play, long-term feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our innovative re-purposing and simple configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. The R&D factor is impactful. Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and XMLHttpRequest. Our technology takes the best features of PGP and XHTML. The aptitude to expedite micro-transparently leads to the capacity to repurpose iteravely. The metrics for compliance are more well-understood if they are not transparent. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use.