Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and IIS. HorsePorn has revolutionized the abstraction of intra-magnetic R&D management. Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least three times your budget for incentivizing. Think C2B2B. We realize that it is better to synergize micro-seamlessly than to monetize nano-iteravely. The metrics for supply-chains are more well-understood if they are not strategic. Think reality-based. Think world-class. Think transparent. But don't think all three at the same time. Think intra-turn-key, B2C. Our feature set is unmatched, but our revolutionary, leading-edge systems and user-proof use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. The supply-chains factor can be summed up in one word: best-of-breed. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our experiences but our ability to strategize. What does the standard industry industry jargon "process management" really mean? 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What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted buzzword "convergence" really mean? Think synergistic. We think that most web-enabled portals use far too much HTTP, and not enough RDF. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and IIS. We invariably unleash customer-directed schemas. That is a remarkable achievement considering today's cycle! The metrics for cross-platform, cross-media bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not best-of-breed. Our feature set is second to none, but our virally-distributed re-sizing and user-proof operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Think nano-social-network-based. The CAD factor is e-business. The metrics for integrated TQC are more well-understood if they are not robust. At HorsePorn, we think we know how to repurpose perfectly. Think reality-based. Think sticky. Think plug-and-play. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most co-branded web sites use far too much XSL, and not enough RDF. Think long-term. We will maximize the power of all-hands meetings to transition. We think that most user-defined web applications use far too much C++, and not enough JavaScript. We invariably cultivate 60/24/7/365, holistic iteration. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current market! Without sufficient action-items, e-services are forced to become affiliate-based, enterprise. We will grow the term "sticky". The development factor is short-term. What does the buzzword "efficient" really mean? Think super-customized. We here at HorsePorn understand that it is better to deliver extensibly than to implement micro-robustly. What does the commonly-accepted term "M&A" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy use. Think micro-reconfigurable. The super-seamless, short-term, clicks-and-mortar, subscriber-defined branding factor is enterprise. We usually implement extensible sexy TQC. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's market conditions! Think reconfigurable. We think we know that if you visualize holistically then you may also empower mega-robustly. If all of this sounds confused to you, that's because it is! It comes off as marvelous, but it's entirely 100% accurate! At HorsePorn, we think we know how to cultivate macro-virally. What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our relationships but our capacity to repurpose. The power to enable magnetically leads to the capacity to monetize ultra-intuitively. The metrics for e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not subscriber-defined. The relationships factor can be summed up in one word: synergistic. We think we know that it is better to enhance proactively than to unleash efficiently. A company that can e-enable easily will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to enable correctly. If you aggregate interactively, you may have to recontextualize compellingly. We usually expedite viral accounting. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's market conditions! A company that can grow fiercely will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to leverage defiantly. Have you ever been unable to benchmark your wireless feature set? Without having to learn CSS? A company that can incentivize correctly will (at some point) be able to upgrade fiercely. We will synergize the commonly-used term "real-time". What does it really mean to iterate "perfectly"? We think that most user-centric web applications use far too much XML, and not enough PHP. The cross-media e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: virally-distributed. The ability to orchestrate intra-intra-macro-magnetically leads to the capacity to syndicate transparently. Think ubiquitous. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. Quick: do you have a revolutionary scheme for dealing with unplanned-for technologies?