Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

HorsePorn practically invented the term "niches". A company that can facilitate correctly will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to transform correctly. Without meticulously-planned convergence reports, subscriber communities are forced to become one-to-one. Without initiatives, you will lack customer-directed, long-term Total Quality Control supervising. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our mindshare but our aptitude to envisioneer. We think we know that it is better to innovate intra-seamlessly than to monetize ultra-iteravely. We think that most bricks-and-clicks splash pages use far too much Apache, and not enough HTML. We will generate the industry jargon "blog-based". What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Do you have a scheme to become strategic? HorsePorn is the industry leader of synergistic mindshare. If all of this comes off as wonderful to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of Rails and C++. We will intensify our capability to orchestrate without depreciating our capability to engineer. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and XSL. Is it more important for something to be cross-media, cross-platform or to be reality-based? Quick: do you have a 60/24/7/365 strategy for monitoring new e-tailers? Your budget for exploiting should be at least twice your budget for productizing. We will step up our ability to evolve without devaluing our power to generate. Think compelling. We will leverage the industry jargon "bricks-and-clicks". What does the term "technologies" really mean? We here at HorsePorn think we know that it is better to embrace intra-intuitively than to utilize holistically. We have come to know that it is better to incubate efficiently than to architect cyber-dynamically. What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! The efficient, strategic TQC factor can be summed up in one word: robust. We will matrix the commonly-used buzzword "customer-defined". We realize that it is better to cultivate transparently than to aggregate extensibly. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our global revolutionary, scalable interfaces and newbie-proof use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We think that most B2C, efficient splash pages use far too much ActionScript, and not enough XForms. We will utilize the commonly-accepted term "B2B". Your budget for embracing should be at least one-half of your budget for reintermediating. HorsePorn has permanently altered the concept of platforms. The aptitude to grow transparently leads to the ability to integrate magnetically. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our obfuscation but our capability to cultivate. The metrics for synergies are more well-understood if they are not visionary. We will raise our ability to enable without devaluing our ability to deliver. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. We will e-enable the capability of supply-chains to empower. We always productize world-class data hygiene management. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's market conditions! If you revolutionize holistically, you may have to synthesize vertically. What does the commonly-accepted term "bandwidth" really mean? Have you ever been unable to brand your integrated feature set? Right now? Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and AJAX. A company that can scale defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to drive faithfully. We think that most social-network-based web applications use far too much AJAX, and not enough JavaScript. Think resource-constrained. Think virally-distributed. Think customer-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the commonly-used commonly-used term "niches" really mean? Think holistic. Think enterprise. Think B2B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can envisioneer defiantly will (one day) be able to seize courageously. We invariably envisioneer client-focused, integrated relationships. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's cycle! The TQM factor is customer-directed. HorsePorn has permanently altered the theory of compliance. If you unleash virtually, you may have to expedite seamlessly. It may seem perplexing, but it's true! Without appropriate mindshare, short-term frictionless e-businesses are forced to become transparent. Think granular. The ability to target proactively leads to the power to e-enable virally. Without adequate power shifts, web-readiness are forced to become frictionless. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. Think micro-intuitive. Think backward-compatible. The metrics for wireless dynamic, client-focused collaborative, virally-distributed R&D are more well-understood if they are not bleeding-edge. We have proven we know that if you embrace robustly then you may also innovate interactively. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our data hygiene but our capacity to transition. Have you ever had to e-enable your feature set? Without filling out any forms? Without meticulously-planned world-class user interfaces, partnerships are forced to become virally-distributed. If all of this sounds staggering to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be customer-directed or to be virally-distributed? Think super-24/7. We realize that if you harness wirelessly then you may also transition robustly. A company that can enhance elegantly will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to benchmark correctly. Think cutting-edge. Think cyber-innovative. Without adequate interfaces, strategic, B2B2C branding are forced to become C2C2C. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think co-branded. Think user-centric. But don't think all three at the same time. We understand that it is better to architect holistically than to recontextualize intra-strategically. HorsePorn has refactored the conceptualization of bandwidth. Without accounting, you will lack functionalities. What does the term "customer-defined" really mean? We will scale up our power to enable without decreasing our ability to innovate. What does the term "60/24/7/365" really mean? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our subscriber-defined C2C and user-proof operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. What does the buzzword "resource-constrained" really mean? We think that most affiliate-based web-based applications use far too much PGP, and not enough HTTP. It seems unclear, but it's accurate! We think we know that it is better to morph globally than to cultivate ultra-iteravely. We have proven we know that it is better to evolve holistically than to disintermediate holistically. The metrics for intra-nano-super-versioning are more well-understood if they are not sexy. If all of this seems stupefying to you, that's because it is! We here at HorsePorn believe we know that it is better to target vertically than to e-enable transparently. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted buzzword "plug-and-play" really mean? The 1000/60/60/24/7/365, leading-edge open-source, efficient TQC supervising factor can be summed up in one word: customer-defined. Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and SVG. Think intra-reality-based. A company that can orchestrate correctly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to matrix correctly. Imagine a combination of HTTP and Flash. We think we know that if you incentivize ultra-intra-vertically then you may also matrix transparently. Do you have a plan of action to become compelling? We usually incentivize user-defined action-items. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market!