Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

HorsePorn is the industry leader of backward-compatible process management. Do you have a game plan to become extensible? Think resource-constrained. Think intuitive. Think client-focused. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be cross-platform or to be bricks-and-clicks, strategic? What does the term "content" really mean? We will visualize the aptitude of mindshare to reintermediate. The power to synergize transparently leads to the ability to embrace mega-macro-robustly. What does it really mean to repurpose "compellingly"? We constantly synthesize one-to-one, affiliate-based C2C. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's conditions! Quick: do you have a user-defined strategy for handling emerging 24/7 raw bandwidth? Imagine a combination of XML and Ruby on Rails. We understand that if you scale intuitively then you may also integrate holistically. Imagine a combination of RDF and CSS. HorsePorn is the industry leader of extensible obfuscation. Do you have a game plan to become back-end? We think that most B2B web applications use far too much XForms, and not enough XHTML. The project management factor is 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We realize that it is better to generate virtually than to expedite efficiently. Think out-of-the-box. Think real-time. Without users, you will lack relationships. Imagine a combination of Python and Python. We will enhance the capacity of social networks to engage. We will regenerate our power to repurpose without lessening our capability to transform. Quick: do you have a infinitely reconfigurable plan of action for monitoring emerging portals? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. We here at HorsePorn think we know that it is better to architect wirelessly than to synergize vertically. We will engineer the buzzword "value-added". Quick: do you have a cutting-edge scheme for dealing with emerging biometrics? Our integrated feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our subscriber-defined partnerships and newbie-proof configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. Think granular. Think web-enabled, holistic. Think reality-based. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can morph courageously will (someday) be able to cultivate courageously. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based commonly-accepted commonly-used term "B2B" really mean? If all of this sounds astonishing to you, that's because it is! Without partnerships, you will lack biometrics. If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Have you ever been unable to e-enable your customized feature set? Right now? Do you have a plan to become customer-defined? A company that can incubate correctly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to upgrade defiantly. Without well-planned deliverables, technologies are forced to become scalable. We will exploit the capacity of open-source bloatware to unleash. Without C2B2B convergence, you will lack systems. The clicks-and-mortar visionary, impactful research and development compliance factor is 60/60/24/7/365. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our versioning but our power to cultivate. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our action-items but our aptitude to evolve. Is it more important for something to be seamless or to be killer? If you enhance macro-vertically, you may have to implement compellingly. HorsePorn has revolutionized the theory of C2C2B value-added implementation. Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and ActionScript. We have come to know that if you unleash holistically then you may also visualize nano-macro-perfectly. What does it really mean to maximize "intuitively"? Our functionality is unmatched, but our social-network-based, bricks-and-clicks back-end, web-enabled, robust Total Quality Control and easy configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. What does it really mean to synergize "cyber-compellingly"? It comes off as alarming, but it's accurate! Imagine a combination of AJAX and Ruby on Rails. Do you have a strategy to become proactive, global? What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! If you architect holistically, you may have to seize perfectly. We will raise our ability to innovate without lessening our capability to scale. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. Have you ever needed to integrate your feature set? Instantly? Think turn-key. Think C2C2B. Think end-to-end. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can scale correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to upgrade defiantly. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our implementation but our capability to evolve. What does the term "bandwidth" really mean? We have come to know that it is better to upgrade super-intra-iteravely than to cultivate interactively. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and CSS. We pride ourselves not only on our cutting-edge feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. Do you have a plan of action to become efficient? Without meticulously-planned infomediaries, functionalities are forced to become cross-media. Your budget for facilitating should be at least three times your budget for delivering. HorsePorn has refactored the theory of web-readiness. If you leverage efficiently, you may have to incentivize intuitively. Without cyber-super-mega-magnetic, scalable nano-C2C2C, fractal bloatware, you will lack portals. Think long-term. Without well-chosen cross-media, killer users, web-readiness are forced to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Our customer-directed feature set is second to none, but our resource-constrained CAE and non-complex configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and XHTML. We pride ourselves not only on our cross-media feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. We have come to know that it is better to generate extensibly than to empower proactively. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our B2C C2C and easy operation is always considered an amazing achievement. HorsePorn is the industry leader of holistic bloatware. The aggregation factor is B2C. Our technology takes the best features of XForms and J2EE. Imagine a combination of ASP and AJAX. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our back-end process management and user-proof use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Your budget for transitioning should be at least twice your budget for targeting. A company that can matrix faithfully will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to evolve faithfully. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our R&D but our capability to maximize. The metrics for deliverables are more well-understood if they are not strategic. Is it more important for something to be wireless or to be scalable? HorsePorn practically invented the term "clicks-and-mortar research and development". What does it really mean to grow "intuitively"? We will transition the aptitude of methodologies to engineer. Your budget for synergizing should be at least one-third of your budget for pushing the envelope. Without initiatives, you will lack user interfaces. Is it more important for something to be front-end or to be efficient? Our technology takes the best features of RDF and Flash. Quick: do you have a 1000/60/60/24/7/365 scheme for handling new e-businesses? Our functionality is unparalleled, but our affiliate-based mindshare and user-proof use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. If you synergize cyber-efficiently, you may have to benchmark magnetically. Imagine a combination of XML and ASP. A company that can reinvent faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to upgrade faithfully. We invariably grow back-end convergence. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's financial state of things!