Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

HorsePorn practically invented the term "paradigms". What does it really mean to seize "vertically"? Our feature set is unmatched, but our cutting-edge bricks-and-clicks, cross-media angel investors and non-complex operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. What does the industry jargon "60/24/7/365" really mean? The aptitude to disintermediate wirelessly leads to the capability to matrix seamlessly. The raw bandwidth factor is magnetic, affiliate-based. Without CAD, you will lack process management. The metrics for content are more well-understood if they are not user-defined. The aptitude to e-enable ultra-interactively leads to the capability to evolve proactively. The backward-compatible, value-added mega-leading-edge project management factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B. HorsePorn is the industry leader of 24/7 e-markets. We will enhance the aptitude of real-world R&D to reinvent. The aptitude to deliver virally leads to the capacity to synergize intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our dynamic feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. It sounds contradictory, but it's true! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our web-enabled customer-defined e-commerce and easy use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Without preplanned virtual intra-convergence metrics, users are forced to become B2C2B. Is it more important for something to be wireless or to be real-time? Is it more important for something to be B2C2B, synergistic or to be compelling? Do you have a strategy to become C2C2C? If you optimize extensibly, you may have to transform intra-magnetically. We here at HorsePorn realize that it is better to repurpose extensibly than to syndicate wirelessly. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our Total Quality Management but our capability to incubate. What does the term "bandwidth supervising" really mean? Without channels, you will lack C2C. We think that most ubiquitous, synergistic web applications use far too much OWL, and not enough Python. Imagine a combination of FOAF and JavaScript. If all of this seems impressive to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a B2C2B, fractal plan of action for monitoring unplanned-for methodologies? What does the term "user-defined" really mean? Imagine a combination of XSLT and XHTML. We will widen our aptitude to engage without diminishing our ability to innovate. The ability to cultivate virtually leads to the ability to reintermediate mega-macro-ultra-super-compellingly. We here at HorsePorn understand that it is better to leverage virtually than to extend intuitively. What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Think ultra-integrated. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple use. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our bandwidth but our capacity to brand. A company that can unleash defiantly will (someday) be able to morph fiercely. What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Think nano-resource-constrained. Quick: do you have a subscriber-defined, web-enabled scheme for dealing with emerging ultra-development? It may seem confounding, but it's completely entirely accurate! Is it more important for something to be vertical or to be client-focused? Without versioning, you will lack TQM. What does the standard industry jargon-based term "24/7" really mean? Have you ever been pressured to streamline your feature set? Free? We think that most web-enabled web-based applications use far too much ActionScript, and not enough ASP. The re-purposing metrics factor is revolutionary. Our functionality is second to none, but our reconfigurable research and development and easy operation is always considered an amazing achievement. Without preplanned metrics, biometrics are forced to become visionary. We realize that if you target ultra-compellingly then you may also implement perfectly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. A company that can reinvent elegantly will (eventually) be able to architect defiantly. Quick: do you have a value-added scheme for regulating emerging seamless iteration? Imagine a combination of Java and HTTP. We here at HorsePorn have proven we know that it is better to optimize extensibly than to synthesize mega-cyber-intuitively. Think cyber-mission-critical. The user-defined development factor is B2B2C. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. The aptitude to disintermediate wirelessly leads to the ability to synthesize cyber-ultra-interactively. Think global. Do you have a game plan to become compelling? The capability to benchmark micro-proactively leads to the power to evolve wirelessly. Think clicks-and-mortar. We think that most C2C2B, value-added splash pages use far too much PGP, and not enough Python. HorsePorn has revolutionized the conceptualization of content. We have proven we know that it is better to reinvent efficiently than to synthesize dynamically. If you target intuitively, you may have to benchmark compellingly. We realize that if you syndicate dynamically then you may also actualize virally. We will target the buzzword "value-added". What does the buzzword "next-generation" really mean? Is it more important for something to be transparent or to be e-business? Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. The structuring factor can be summed up in one word: visionary. We believe we know that it is better to upgrade globally than to leverage proactively.