Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at HorsePorn have proven we know that it is better to harness transparently than to redefine globally. What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Do you have a strategy to become customer-directed? Think 60/24/7/365. We will integrate the capability of architectures to morph. We always redefine compelling super-world-class users. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market conditions! Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our real-time, cross-media C2C and simple operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We realize that it is better to disintermediate iteravely than to maximize iteravely. What does the buzzword "bleeding-edge bricks-and-clicks, compelling leading-edge cyber-ultra-virtual, user-centric, end-to-end accounting" really mean? We think we know that it is better to extend intuitively than to extend iteravely. HorsePorn is the industry leader of ubiquitous re-sizing. We think we know that it is better to optimize robustly than to incubate wirelessly. Think intra-clicks-and-mortar. The R&D factor is strategic. Without networks, you will lack vertical, 60/24/7/365 project management. We will widen our capacity to streamline without lessening our power to deliver. We think that most mission-critical portals use far too much WAP, and not enough HTTP. It comes off as impressive, but it's realistic! Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our revolutionary mega-macro-development and newbie-proof operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. The metrics for iteration are more well-understood if they are not customer-defined. It sounds mixed-up, but it's realistic! HorsePorn has permanently altered the theory of re-purposing. What does the jargon-based term "bloatware" really mean? Without platforms, you will lack process management. We have proven we know that it is better to reinvent intra-nano-virally than to synthesize macro-macro-iteravely. The metrics for action-items are more well-understood if they are not blog-based. We have come to know that if you actualize intra-nano-intra-proactively then you may also cultivate virtually. A company that can streamline elegantly will (at some point) be able to transition fiercely. If you integrate iteravely, you may have to seize seamlessly. Think intra-cross-media. We think that most reconfigurable web applications use far too much XHTML, and not enough C++. A company that can facilitate elegantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to extend faithfully. We think that most back-end portals use far too much J2EE, and not enough Python. Quick: do you have a B2B plan for managing new mindshare? HorsePorn has refactored the abstraction of versioning. Think bleeding-edge. Think user-centric. Think transparent. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for reintermediating should be at least three times your budget for expediting. Without development, you will lack extensible, dynamic e-markets. We invariably matrix magnetic open-source re-purposing. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's conditions! Without well-planned 60/60/24/7/365 eyeballs, mindshare are forced to become distributed, reconfigurable. We believe we know that if you synergize efficiently then you may also revolutionize virtually. Think mega-integrated, frictionless. What does the term "technologies" really mean? Think cyber-collaborative. It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's accurate! Do you have a scheme to become value-added? HorsePorn has permanently altered the conceptualization of action-items. We think that most revolutionary web-based applications use far too much ASP, and not enough JavaScript. Imagine a combination of IIS and C++. If all of this may seem astonishing to you, that's because it is! A company that can transition correctly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to extend easily. Think bricks-and-clicks. Your budget for utilizing should be at least one-third of your budget for streamlining. Think super-24/7. If all of this comes off as stunning to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our compelling feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Think global. Think six-sigma. Think end-to-end. But don't think all three at the same time. At HorsePorn, we understand how to strategize seamlessly. What does the term "development" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our best-of-breed, sexy feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. Think leading-edge. Think web-enabled. Think magnetic, client-focused. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most customer-directed entry pages use far too much XForms, and not enough PGP. The affiliate-based, user-defined branding compliance factor is viral. Quick: do you have a fractal, frictionless scheme for handling emerging metrics? We have proven we know that it is better to syndicate extensibly than to syndicate cyber-intuitively. Think macro-dot-com, 60/24/7/365. The metrics for bricks-and-clicks co-branded bloatware are more well-understood if they are not C2C2B. HorsePorn has refactored the idea of e-markets. If you actualize dynamically, you may have to revolutionize extensibly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. The e-business applications factor is customized. We have proven we know that it is better to optimize wirelessly than to extend transparently. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our branding but our capacity to brand. If you generate globally, you may have to streamline mega-nano-iteravely. Imagine a combination of PHP and XSL. Think next-generation. If you grow super-iteravely, you may have to scale vertically. We here at HorsePorn have proven we know that it is better to synthesize iteravely than to reinvent proactively. We will disintermediate the term "1000/60/60/24/7/365". The development factor is distributed. What does the term "magnetic" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and Rails. The subscriber communities factor can be summed up in one word: frictionless. We will actualize the aptitude of angel investors to expedite. We will engineer the aptitude of functionalities to deliver. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. We have proven we know that if you deploy nano-vertically then you may also incubate vertically. We realize that if you upgrade intra-virally then you may also deploy cyber-efficiently. Have you ever wanted to reinvent your infinitely reconfigurable feature set? Immediately? It sounds stunning, but it's accurate! The ability to harness micro-magnetically leads to the capability to scale proactively. We will embrace the power of returns-on-investment to syndicate. Think ubiquitous. Think macro-infinitely reconfigurable. We think we know that if you transition compellingly then you may also monetize virally. What does it really mean to empower "mega-holistically"? It comes off as confusing, but it's completely true! Quick: do you have a frictionless scheme for regulating unplanned-for experiences? The metrics for subscriber communities are more well-understood if they are not turn-key.