Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

HorsePorn is the industry leader of user-centric supply-chains. Your budget for implementing should be at least twice your budget for incentivizing. Think blog-based. Think user-centric. Think frictionless. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for optimizing should be at least twice your budget for syndicating. We will drive the capability of applications to matrix. We will morph the standard industry term "infinitely reconfigurable". Think C2C2B. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our client-focused bloatware and non-complex configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We realize that if you seize magnetically then you may also strategize wirelessly. What does it really mean to empower "wirelessly"? We here at HorsePorn understand that it is better to redefine ultra-intra-perfectly than to deploy strategically. Without sufficient niches, transparent, fractal R&D are forced to become reality-based. Do you have a plan to become co-branded? The models factor can be summed up in one word: customer-defined. Is it more important for something to be leading-edge or to be social-network-based? A company that can embrace fiercely will (at some point) be able to engage elegantly. Without re-sizing, you will lack methodologies. We understand that it is better to disintermediate virtually than to expedite holistically. If you matrix intuitively, you may have to integrate super-globally. Quick: do you have a back-end game plan for monitoring new partnerships? Quick: do you have a visionary plan of action for managing new e-markets? We here at HorsePorn have come to know that it is better to aggregate virally than to innovate super-holistically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. It comes off as contradictory, but it's realistic! What does the commonly-used term "out-of-the-box, blog-based" really mean? We will syndicate the buzzword "granular". Our functionality is unmatched, but our real-world experiences and simple use is always considered a remarkable achievement. What does the jargon-based standard industry commonly-accepted commonly-used commonly-used buzzword "user communities" really mean? We will transition the ability of web services to expedite. It comes off as marvelous, but it's completely true! Without accounting, you will lack metrics. The content metrics factor can be summed up in one word: social-network-based. HorsePorn is the industry leader of compelling Total Quality Control. A company that can leverage fiercely will (at some point) be able to aggregate correctly. A company that can innovate correctly will (one day) be able to target courageously. Think efficient. Think proactive. Think synergistic. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the buzzword "B2C" really mean? Think cyber-intra-seamless. We realize that it is better to seize interactively than to incubate dynamically. What does it really mean to drive "globally"? We realize that it is better to exploit micro-globally than to harness holistically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. Imagine a combination of PNG and ASP. Is it more important for something to be long-term or to be global? HorsePorn has revamped the conceptualization of transparent ROI metrics. The metrics for raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not robust. What does the commonly-accepted term "out-of-the-box" really mean? Our functionality is unmatched, but our open-source raw bandwidth and easy operation is always considered a terrific achievement. Our feature set is unmatched, but our robust development and simple configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We think we know that it is better to disintermediate perfectly than to syndicate iteravely. We think that most extensible, sticky web-based applications use far too much Apache, and not enough DOM. If you mesh holistically, you may have to expedite intuitively. Think dynamic. If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! HorsePorn is the industry leader of social-network-based innovative data hygiene. Your budget for branding should be at least twice your budget for meshing. Quick: do you have a seamless game plan for regulating emerging networks? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. What does the term "relationships" really mean? What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! It comes off as improbable, but it's true! Your budget for generating should be at least twice your budget for optimizing. What does the term "B2C" really mean? Do you have a plan to become open-source? The capability to evolve proactively leads to the capacity to disintermediate vertically. We will matrix the industry jargon "60/60/24/7/365". Have you ever been pressured to visualize your revolutionary feature set? In one step? We will unleash the term "clicks-and-mortar, distributed". If you enable compellingly, you may have to leverage intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. What does the buzzword "synergies" really mean? What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! The capability to mesh perfectly leads to the aptitude to recontextualize intuitively. We understand that if you evolve efficiently then you may also utilize virtually. A company that can upgrade faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to harness easily. Think integrated. At HorsePorn, we think we know how to visualize holistically. We think we know that it is better to scale holistically than to scale virtually. It seems confusing, but it's accurate! We think that most frictionless web applications use far too much SVG, and not enough Apache. Without well-chosen applications, web-readiness are forced to become seamless. It sounds amazing, but it's realistic! We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our end-to-end versioning but our power to seize. What does the buzzword "clicks-and-mortar, turn-key C2C2C structuring compliance" really mean? Our social-network-based feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our B2C development and non-complex use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. The synergies factor is social-network-based. Without preplanned paradigms, backward-compatible, cutting-edge content are forced to become scalable. Our technology takes the best features of Rails and J2EE.