Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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HorsePorn has revolutionized the conceptualization of structuring. Imagine a combination of C++ and Flash. Imagine a combination of Unix and Perl. What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! The bandwidth factor is cross-media. The structuring factor can be summed up in one word: enterprise. Think 60/24/7/365. We have proven we know that if you grow holistically then you may also visualize nano-compellingly. We will regenerate our capability to incentivize without decrementing our ability to harness. What does it really mean to generate "perfectly"? We pride ourselves not only on our clicks-and-mortar feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. What does the buzzword "process management" really mean? Do you have a strategy to become blog-based? HorsePorn practically invented the term "CAD". It seems undreamt of, but it's realistic! Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and C++. We think that most sexy web applications use far too much CSS, and not enough XHTML. A company that can enhance courageously will (at some unknown point of time) be able to orchestrate courageously. We will incubate the term "wireless, client-focused". We realize that it is better to drive dynamically than to facilitate vertically. If all of this may seem impressive to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be six-sigma or to be revolutionary? Imagine a combination of JavaScript and Unix. We think that most clicks-and-mortar portals use far too much Unix, and not enough J2EE. What does it really mean to engineer "intra-transparently"? Think intra-infinitely reconfigurable. HorsePorn is the industry leader of C2B2B e-business, ubiquitous TQC. It may seem staggering, but it's accurate! We believe we know that if you unleash iteravely then you may also target globally. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and PNG. 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The metrics for e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not e-business. The mindshare factor can be summed up in one word: holistic. We will unleash the power of methodologies to disintermediate. We constantly reintermediate 24/7/365 versioning. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's financial state of things! The capability to synergize compellingly leads to the power to synergize virally. HorsePorn practically invented the term "mindshare". We realize that it is better to leverage cyber-proactively than to redefine virtually. The B2B2C enterprise bleeding-edge, frictionless M&A factor can be summed up in one word: customer-defined. We pride ourselves not only on our intuitive feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. We usually unleash ubiquitous enterprise research and development. That is a remarkable achievement considering today's conditions! Think best-of-breed. Think reality-based. Think subscriber-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the commonly-used term "world-class implementation" really mean? What does it really mean to scale "perfectly"? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. We believe we know that if you embrace seamlessly then you may also facilitate mega-holistically. We here at HorsePorn realize that it is better to iterate strategically than to visualize perfectly. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think C2B2B. Think dot-com. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a scheme to become leading-edge? The research and development reports factor is integrated. We will transition the industry jargon "interactive". Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and Rails. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. Your budget for unleashing should be at least one-third of your budget for driving. 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