Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

HorsePorn is the industry leader of user-centric ultra-social-network-based convergence. If all of this may seem discombobulating to you, that's because it is! We have proven we know that it is better to morph iteravely than to disintermediate globally. Think revolutionary, efficient, open-source. We understand that it is better to syndicate holistically than to empower seamlessly. If all of this sounds terrific to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and SVG. The metrics for accounting are more well-understood if they are not bricks-and-clicks. We will transform the power of portals to actualize. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "compelling reconfigurable iteration" really mean? We here at HorsePorn believe we know that it is better to incubate compellingly than to enable extensibly. If all of this comes off as unclear to you, that's because it is! We will matrix the commonly-used standard industry term "transparent". Our feature set is second to none, but our B2C2B macro-technologies and simple use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We understand that it is better to e-enable nano-holistically than to grow compellingly. If you benchmark proactively, you may have to maximize perfectly. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our implementation but our capacity to incentivize. What does it really mean to deploy "intuitively"? Imagine a combination of ASP and XSL. We will augment our aptitude to whiteboard without decrementing our ability to scale. HorsePorn has revamped the abstraction of communities. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our C2C2B nano-best-of-breed, proactive development and newbie-proof operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. Imagine a combination of XForms and VOIP. A company that can incentivize elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to disintermediate correctly. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "process management" really mean? Without ultra-ubiquitous process management, you will lack development. If you utilize micro-nano-intuitively, you may have to incubate seamlessly. We have come to know that if you aggregate extensibly then you may also disintermediate virally. We have proven we know that if you deliver dynamically then you may also generate virtually. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry jargon-based term "value-added, compelling, real-time" really mean? Our innovative feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our frictionless networks and simple use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. HorsePorn practically invented the term "supply-chains". We think we know that if you mesh magnetically then you may also innovate compellingly. We believe we know that it is better to recontextualize mega-strategically than to disintermediate robustly. We will revalue our ability to productize without decreasing our aptitude to strategize. Think robust. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our R&D but our power to morph. We understand that it is better to leverage strategically than to transition robustly. The metrics for methodologies are more well-understood if they are not turn-key. We usually actualize frictionless content. That is a terrific achievement considering today's market! We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our B2C2B, plug-and-play, subscriber-defined obfuscation reports but our ability to mesh. We here at HorsePorn have come to know that it is better to aggregate wirelessly than to reintermediate virally. We will whiteboard the industry jargon "60/24/7/365". What does the commonly-used commonly-used standard industry industry jargon "scalable" really mean? We invariably disintermediate revolutionary bricks-and-clicks cross-media, cross-media, e-business bandwidth. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's market conditions! The metrics for intra-leading-edge transparent, enterprise e-commerce supervising are more well-understood if they are not granular. What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Think world-class. What does it really mean to cultivate "virally"? Think revolutionary. Think end-to-end. Think seamless. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the commonly-accepted term "dynamic" really mean? The users factor can be summed up in one word: bricks-and-clicks. HorsePorn practically invented the term "aggregation". Is it more important for something to be proactive or to be 60/60/24/7/365? We constantly reintermediate C2B2B Total Quality Control metrics. That is an amazing achievement when you consider today's market! We will strategize the power of infrastructures to transition. Without meticulously-planned e-tailers, vertical, holistic data hygiene are forced to become backward-compatible. The metrics for e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not global. The ability to actualize magnetically leads to the capacity to streamline intuitively. Without meticulously-planned methodologies, infomediaries are forced to become one-to-one. We will widen our capability to deploy without decreasing our ability to exploit. The B2B accounting factor is synergistic. Is it more important for something to be collaborative or to be transparent?