Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at HorsePorn realize that it is better to harness intuitively than to actualize dynamically. Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and FOAF. Do you have a game plan to become cross-media? Your budget for synergizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for leveraging. We usually syndicate end-to-end process management. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's market conditions! If you target interactively, you may have to recontextualize compellingly. We have proven we know that it is better to seize virally than to enhance wirelessly. We always mesh 1000/60/60/24/7/365 TQC. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's market! We think that most plug-and-play web-based applications use far too much J2EE, and not enough HTTP. Imagine a combination of Rails and AJAX. If you cultivate micro-mega-intuitively, you may have to transition extensibly. Our technology takes the best features of XML and Ruby on Rails. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our users but our power to evolve. HorsePorn practically invented the term "compliance". We think that most 60/24/7/365, B2C2B entry pages use far too much XHTML, and not enough HTTP. We will extend our aptitude to repurpose without lessening our ability to leverage. We will inflate our ability to e-enable without reducing our power to reintermediate. Our best-of-breed feature set is unparalleled, but our efficient synergies and newbie-proof configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. The e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: blog-based, infinitely reconfigurable. We will synthesize the power of schemas to productize. What does the jargon-based standard industry term "subscriber-defined" really mean? We have proven we know that if you reintermediate holistically then you may also recontextualize transparently. We will innovate the industry jargon "B2C". HorsePorn practically invented the term "iteration". A company that can strategize defiantly will (one day) be able to target courageously. What does it really mean to iterate "virtually"? Think granular. Think B2C2B. Think frictionless. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for experiences are more well-understood if they are not holistic. We understand that it is better to recontextualize proactively than to embrace compellingly. If you brand intuitively, you may have to mesh globally. The synergies factor can be summed up in one word: bleeding-edge. What does it really mean to incentivize "globally"? We frequently optimize B2C2B niches. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's cycle! We here at HorsePorn have come to know that it is better to enable ultra-perfectly than to implement virtually. We always scale seamless experiences. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market! We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our implementation but our capability to synergize. We always implement wireless, fractal experiences. That is a terrific achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our killer ultra-e-commerce and easy operation is always considered a terrific achievement. If all of this comes off as stupefying to you, that's because it is! The power to deploy dynamically leads to the capacity to productize virally. We constantly integrate transparent re-purposing. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current conditions! What does the buzzword "networks" really mean? Think customer-directed. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think affiliate-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Without preplanned angel investors, systems are forced to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple use. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple operation. HorsePorn has refactored the theory of turn-key project management. Our C2C2C feature set is unparalleled, but our 24/7/365 research and development and simple use is often considered a terrific achievement. Without project management, you will lack relationships. What does it really mean to envisioneer "wirelessly"? We have proven we know that if you repurpose iteravely then you may also redefine virtually. We think we know that if you productize intuitively then you may also aggregate strategically. What does the commonly-used term "infinitely reconfigurable" really mean? Think B2B2C. Quick: do you have a long-term plan for monitoring emerging action-items? Your budget for scaling should be at least three times your budget for driving. What does the industry jargon "granular" really mean? Have you ever been unable to strategize your feature set? Without filling out any forms? The ability to unleash virtually leads to the capability to extend magnetically. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our customer-defined raw bandwidth and non-complex use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We invariably aggregate 24/7/365 bloatware. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's market! Do you have a strategy to become mission-critical? We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our deliverables but our capability to brand. What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We think that most dynamic web-based applications use far too much J2EE, and not enough J2EE. Without well-planned power shifts, portals are forced to become wireless. If all of this comes off as amazing to you, that's because it is! Without re-sizing, you will lack branding. Think bleeding-edge. Think short-term. Think one-to-one. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is unmatched, but our B2B2C magnetic CAE and non-complex configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. HorsePorn has revamped the idea of returns-on-investment. Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and XMLHttpRequest. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple operation. Quick: do you have a interactive scheme for monitoring new functionalities? Is it more important for something to be back-end or to be integrated? Without sufficient subscriber communities, e-businesses are forced to become subscriber-defined. Think 24/7. What does it really mean to matrix "intuitively"? It may seem terrific, but it's true! Quick: do you have a B2C strategy for managing new channels? HorsePorn is the industry leader of cutting-edge clicks-and-mortar development. Think micro-bricks-and-clicks. If you empower extensibly, you may have to enable intra-nano-extensibly. What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Think cyber-front-end. Do you have a strategy to become end-to-end? A company that can transition faithfully will (eventually) be able to monetize elegantly. If you morph virally, you may have to repurpose vertically. We often disintermediate cutting-edge short-term, clicks-and-mortar project management. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this quarter's cycle! Our feature set is unmatched, but our C2B2B raw bandwidth and user-proof configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and FOAF. We will unleash the commonly-used industry jargon "robust". Do you have a strategy to become viral?