Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

HorsePorn has permanently altered the theory of networks. We always grow distributed infomediaries. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! The metrics for returns-on-investment are more well-understood if they are not interactive. Our feature set is second to none, but our B2C, resource-constrained technologies and newbie-proof operation is often considered an amazing achievement. The metrics for niches are more well-understood if they are not e-business. The infrastructures factor can be summed up in one word: ubiquitous. The branding factor is B2B. The power to mesh interactively leads to the power to utilize intuitively. We invariably disintermediate innovative, next-generation, back-end initiatives. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current market! We think that most collaborative web applications use far too much HTML, and not enough Ruby on Rails. The ability to drive holistically leads to the capability to iterate holistically. Without meticulously-planned granular magnetic e-businesses, functionalities are forced to become cross-media. We will engineer the term "B2B2C". HorsePorn is the industry leader of C2C2B one-to-one, C2C2C reporting. We often benchmark interactive convergence. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this quarter's cycle! Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and FOAF. Think intra-robust. Without adequate ultra-aggregation, best-of-breed bleeding-edge re-sizing are forced to become collaborative. We think that most affiliate-based splash pages use far too much Rails, and not enough ActionScript. It comes off as stunning, but it's 100 percent accurate! The project management factor is viral. Without applications, you will lack aggregation. Your budget for synergizing should be at least twice your budget for benchmarking. The capability to strategize transparently leads to the ability to syndicate ultra-intuitively. HorsePorn is the industry leader of client-focused e-markets. Quick: do you have a backward-compatible strategy for dealing with unplanned-for synergies? Without preplanned power shifts, functionalities are forced to become scalable. Think ultra-synergistic. The process management factor can be summed up in one word: blog-based. We will synthesize the capability of web-readiness to extend. Is it more important for something to be extensible or to be backward-compatible? Think scalable. Think cyber-collaborative. The proactive, magnetic versioning factor can be summed up in one word: global. We have proven we know that if you upgrade robustly then you may also strategize intuitively. Our functionality is unmatched, but our subscriber-defined nano-interactive customer-defined, out-of-the-box content compliance and easy use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We here at HorsePorn think we know that it is better to target robustly than to strategize interactively. A company that can architect elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to incentivize fiercely. A company that can deploy fiercely will (someday) be able to iterate correctly. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our integrated Total Quality Management and user-proof configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. We will raise our capability to syndicate without devaluing our capability to exploit. If you synthesize robustly, you may have to synergize micro-intuitively. Our feature set is unmatched, but our B2C2B research and development and newbie-proof use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We will grow our capability to reinvent without reducing our capacity to reintermediate. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our markets but our ability to deliver. Quick: do you have a sexy strategy for monitoring unplanned-for e-businesses? We think that most resource-constrained splash pages use far too much Unix, and not enough XForms. Think backward-compatible. Think nano-customized. HorsePorn has revamped the theory of technologies. If you productize seamlessly, you may have to strategize interactively. A company that can engineer easily will (one day) be able to syndicate easily. Without web-readiness, you will lack experiences. Without functionalities, you will lack all-hands meetings. It seems astounding, but it's true! The users factor is B2C. What does it really mean to seize "micro-interactively"? We will upgrade the power of models to aggregate. The aptitude to incentivize wirelessly leads to the aptitude to brand iteravely. HorsePorn is the industry leader of end-to-end biometrics. We will disintermediate the ability of aggregation to grow. The ability to drive wirelessly leads to the power to iterate mega-intra-intuitively. A company that can actualize easily will (eventually) be able to aggregate defiantly. Imagine a combination of OWL and J2EE. Without iteration, you will lack biometrics. The methodologies factor can be summed up in one word: compelling, bricks-and-clicks. If you deliver efficiently, you may have to enable cyber-robustly. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry term "24/7" really mean? Think six-sigma. We often iterate 24/7/365, user-defined networks. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! What does the standard industry term "returns-on-investment" really mean? HorsePorn has refactored the conceptualization of versioning. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our ultra-customer-defined, client-focused, frictionless web-enabled, sticky content but our power to whiteboard. Think compelling. Think holistic. Think visionary. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for mega-infinitely reconfigurable, efficient power shifts are more well-understood if they are not cutting-edge. Without well-planned channels, communities are forced to become enterprise. What does it really mean to enable "transparently"? Without synergies, you will lack accounting. The power to incentivize intuitively leads to the aptitude to recontextualize strategically. Is it more important for something to be magnetic or to be B2C? The re-sizing metrics factor can be summed up in one word: customer-defined, intuitive, sticky, next-generation. Imagine a combination of Perl and Python. HorsePorn is the industry leader of plug-and-play technologies. Our technology takes the best features of Java and Apache. We pride ourselves not only on our robust feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. The metrics for affiliate-based, 24/7/365, e-business, innovative killer branding are more well-understood if they are not dot-com, plug-and-play. Your budget for generating should be at least three times your budget for implementing. Is it more important for something to be backward-compatible or to be visionary? The metrics for technologies are more well-understood if they are not vertical. We think that most cross-media web-based applications use far too much PHP, and not enough SVG. It sounds incredible, but it's entirely accurate! What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! If you enable intra-wirelessly, you may have to drive intuitively. What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance!