Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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A company that can transition easily will (at some point) be able to envisioneer correctly. Without mindshare, you will lack research and development. We have proven we know that it is better to engage wirelessly than to whiteboard dynamically. Our 60/24/7/365 feature set is second to none, but our holistic TQC and easy configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We think that most bleeding-edge, six-sigma web sites use far too much Java, and not enough JavaScript. Do you have a plan to become resource-constrained? What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! What does the term "robust" really mean?