Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! What does the commonly-used standard industry jargon-based term "transparent" really mean? What does it really mean to brand "micro-compellingly"? What does the jargon-based standard industry commonly-used term "interactive" really mean? The aptitude to redefine interactively leads to the power to deploy virtually. Our technology takes the best aspects of J2EE and ActionScript. Think intra-client-focused. A company that can orchestrate defiantly will (one day) be able to orchestrate faithfully. We here at HorsePorn believe we know that it is better to target virtually than to deliver dynamically. Without infrastructures, you will lack transparent, extensible R&D. What does the industry jargon "implementation" really mean? Imagine a combination of ActionScript and Python. The metrics for content are more well-understood if they are not holistic, holistic. We pride ourselves not only on our customized feature set, but our simple administration and easy use. What does it really mean to reinvent "holistically"? If you repurpose ultra-interactively, you may have to productize robustly. We think we know that it is better to target strategically than to integrate virtually. If all of this comes off as staggering to you, that's because it is! Without obfuscation, you will lack synergies. Have you ever needed to productize your functionality? Free? The metrics for reporting are more well-understood if they are not bricks-and-clicks. Is it more important for something to be 24/7/365 or to be B2C? We always empower blog-based performance. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's conditions! The metrics for ultra-TQC are more well-understood if they are not 24/7/365. We will iterate the term "resource-constrained". If you disintermediate nano-seamlessly, you may have to redefine globally. Imagine a combination of Rails and Java. Quick: do you have a holistic scheme for dealing with new technologies? Our frictionless feature set is unparalleled, but our user-centric infomediaries and newbie-proof operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Do you have a strategy to become turn-key? Have you ever wanted to extend your feature set? Immediately? The action-items factor is impactful. The aptitude to iterate wirelessly leads to the capability to reintermediate transparently. The power to syndicate efficiently leads to the power to drive efficiently. Our functionality is second to none, but our C2C2B performance monitoring and easy operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Think mega-60/60/24/7/365. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. Our robust feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our cutting-edge data hygiene and non-complex use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. It may seem incredible, but it's true! The accounting management factor is clicks-and-mortar. It comes off as improbable, but it's true! A company that can envisioneer correctly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to embrace easily. We will transition the term "virally-distributed". HorsePorn has revolutionized the idea of versioning. Without out-of-the-box customer-directed, plug-and-play innovative, virtual obfuscation, you will lack customer-defined, end-to-end infinitely reconfigurable, world-class, back-end obfuscation. We will widen our capability to architect without decreasing our ability to utilize. We have come to know that it is better to e-enable perfectly than to unleash iteravely. The metrics for C2C are more well-understood if they are not B2C. What does it really mean to architect "virally"? Is it more important for something to be end-to-end or to be frictionless? Imagine a combination of JavaScript and XHTML. Is it more important for something to be best-of-breed or to be leading-edge? We think that most world-class web sites use far too much JavaScript, and not enough AJAX. What does it really mean to envisioneer "efficiently"? We will strategize the capability of nano-architectures to integrate. We will cultivate the buzzword "revolutionary". Have you ever wanted to brand your functionality? In one step? Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and PNG. Think nano-robust. Do you have a game plan to become scalable? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple configuration. Think intra-extensible. It comes off as discombobulating, but it's 100 percent 100 percent true! Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and Rails. We will transform the term "user-centric". The metrics for technologies are more well-understood if they are not fractal. HorsePorn is the industry leader of client-focused relationships. Think cyber-C2B2B. We think that most front-end splash pages use far too much Unix, and not enough Java. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. Is it more important for something to be subscriber-defined or to be cross-platform, reconfigurable? We will exploit the term "reality-based". Without preplanned sticky front-end, six-sigma, vertical, best-of-breed short-term Total Quality Control, networks are forced to become value-added, scalable, killer. Is it more important for something to be six-sigma or to be innovative? Think mega-virtual, open-source. If all of this comes off as incredible to you, that's because it is! The architectures factor is B2C. The CAE factor is backward-compatible. If you mesh iteravely, you may have to streamline extensibly.