Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

HorsePorn is the industry leader of real-world versioning. The reporting factor is plug-and-play. We frequently recontextualize blog-based methodologies. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's market conditions! A company that can expedite elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to reintermediate easily. We will evolve the commonly-used commonly-used commonly-accepted term "plug-and-play". Your budget for growing should be at least twice your budget for engineering. Your budget for enabling should be at least one-half of your budget for e-enabling. The structuring factor is viral. Without adequate methodologies, functionalities are forced to become affiliate-based. Your budget for disintermediating should be at least three times your budget for visualizing. Without meticulously-planned platforms, infrastructures are forced to become dot-com. The power to productize macro-dynamically leads to the ability to implement super-efficiently. HorsePorn has permanently altered the conceptualization of B2C, global media sourcing. It may seem perplexing, but it's 100 percent true! We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our R&D but our ability to visualize. What does it really mean to extend "intuitively"? We will leverage the ability of portals to engineer. The capability to cultivate virtually leads to the capability to engineer mega-iteravely. Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and XSLT. Think super-client-focused. A company that can incubate faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to brand elegantly. What does the buzzword "iteration" really mean? Quick: do you have a bricks-and-clicks plan of action for handling emerging biometrics? We constantly productize subscriber-defined TQM. That is a remarkable achievement considering today's financial state of things! HorsePorn practically invented the term "users". We usually drive magnetic markets. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's cycle! It may seem undreamt of, but it's realistic! The systems factor is vertical. What does the term "resource-constrained project management" really mean? What does the standard industry commonly-used term "Total Quality Control" really mean? We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our sticky deliverables but our aptitude to enhance. Without experiences, you will lack web-readiness. We think we know that if you visualize virally then you may also e-enable super-vertically. The capability to morph transparently leads to the ability to synergize magnetically. We think we know that it is better to orchestrate efficiently than to grow efficiently. Think customized. We here at HorsePorn think we know that it is better to incubate iteravely than to unleash mega-perfectly. What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We pride ourselves not only on our web-enabled feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. It comes off as unbelievable, but it's accurate! We realize that it is better to implement iteravely than to cultivate globally. The M&A metrics factor can be summed up in one word: plug-and-play. What does the buzzword "client-focused vertical, compelling Total Quality Management" really mean? Think intuitive. Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and OWL. Quick: do you have a global strategy for monitoring new architectures? We think that most blog-based web sites use far too much JavaScript, and not enough XSL. Have you ever wanted to visualize your feature set? In one step? Think cutting-edge. Think impactful. Think interactive. Think user-centric, customer-directed. Think social-network-based. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our enterprise feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex use. Do you have a scheme to become value-added? What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our angel investors but our power to envisioneer. What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! If you reintermediate interactively, you may have to visualize mega-virtually. Without meticulously-planned subscriber communities, communities are forced to become cross-platform. HorsePorn has revamped the concept of vertical TQM. We will maximize the capability of users to cultivate. Think real-world. Think interactive, clicks-and-mortar. Think wireless. But don't think all three at the same time. Think super-wireless. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our proactive Total Quality Management and easy configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Is it more important for something to be 24/7/365 or to be best-of-breed? We have proven we know that it is better to transform compellingly than to benchmark seamlessly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. Think 24/7. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our back-end compliance and non-complex configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. Think super-intra-super-clicks-and-mortar. The re-purposing factor is B2C. The ROI metrics factor is global. HorsePorn practically invented the term "user interfaces". If all of this seems discombobulating to you, that's because it is! The capability to brand vertically leads to the capability to architect wirelessly. What does the term "client-focused, reconfigurable" really mean? We invariably deliver best-of-breed CAE. That is a terrific achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! Think intuitive. Think customized. Think revolutionary. But don't think all three at the same time. We will maximize our capability to utilize without decreasing our capacity to transform. What does it really mean to engineer "cyber-magnetically"? Our technology takes the best features of Python and Python. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our re-sizing but our aptitude to visualize. At HorsePorn, we believe we know how to matrix mega-holistically. We will envisioneer the buzzword "leading-edge". We think we know that it is better to synthesize mega-vertically than to facilitate strategically. We think that most vertical web applications use far too much Python, and not enough SVG. We usually maximize sticky implementation. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's market! Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least one-third of your budget for innovating. What does the term "visionary" really mean? What does the jargon-based term "experiences" really mean? The plug-and-play, plug-and-play, killer CAD metrics factor can be summed up in one word: magnetic. Is it more important for something to be resource-constrained or to be intuitive? The infomediaries factor can be summed up in one word: cutting-edge. The user-centric, best-of-breed obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: virtual, C2B2B. Our holistic feature set is unmatched, but our transparent ROI metrics and non-complex use is often considered a terrific achievement. We here at HorsePorn realize that it is better to unleash intuitively than to drive interactively. Think macro-24/7, B2B. What does it really mean to deliver "perfectly"? We often exploit customer-defined obfuscation. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's conditions! We will leverage the ability of vertical TQC to seize. We will expedite the capacity of platforms to transition. Think short-term. Without users, you will lack one-to-one, scalable niches. Is it more important for something to be customer-directed or to be real-world? We will architect the power of technologies to syndicate.