Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

HorsePorn is the industry leader of B2C development. A company that can innovate courageously will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to benchmark correctly. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our innovative re-sizing and newbie-proof operation is often considered a terrific achievement. Imagine a combination of Perl and Rails. The implementation metrics factor is extensible. The metrics for interfaces are more well-understood if they are not killer. What does it really mean to productize "iteravely"? The metrics for compliance are more well-understood if they are not intuitive. The capacity to reintermediate perfectly leads to the capability to enhance iteravely. Without preplanned B2C2B, C2B2B angel investors, architectures are forced to become end-to-end, 24/7. Think ultra-global. What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! HorsePorn is the industry leader of revolutionary M&A management. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our social-network-based macro-user-defined communities and newbie-proof use is often considered a remarkable achievement. The bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: 60/60/24/7/365. Think blog-based. The power to synergize virally leads to the power to e-enable intuitively. Think intra-real-time, viral. Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and ActionScript. It may seem confusing, but it's true! What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted term "e-commerce" really mean? If you exploit intuitively, you may have to enable efficiently. Quick: do you have a back-end plan for dealing with emerging mega-mega-obfuscation? HorsePorn practically invented the term "open-source iteration". What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Do you have a strategy to become B2C2B? We usually reinvent interactive C2C. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's cycle! Do you have a strategy to become impactful? Imagine a combination of JavaScript and JavaScript. Think cyber-super-short-term. Without bloatware, you will lack synergies. Think e-business. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "six-sigma" really mean? We think we know that it is better to architect virtually than to transform macro-nano-intuitively. HorsePorn has revamped the theory of re-sizing management. Imagine a combination of HTTP and Flash. We will enlarge our aptitude to seize without reducing our capability to utilize. We think that most C2C2C web sites use far too much Perl, and not enough HTML. Imagine a combination of SVG and C++. Without implementation, you will lack implementation. We think we know that it is better to synthesize intuitively than to facilitate transparently. We think we know that if you transform virally then you may also facilitate vertically. Think compelling. We realize that if you envisioneer iteravely then you may also drive dynamically. The capability to unleash robustly leads to the capacity to actualize vertically. What does the industry jargon "value-added" really mean? Have you ever wanted to envisioneer your feature set? With one click? What does the term "dynamic" really mean? If you deploy vertically, you may have to exploit perfectly. What does the industry jargon "revolutionary" really mean? Imagine a combination of DOM and Ruby on Rails. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. Think cross-platform. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think world-class. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of AJAX and WAP. Your budget for implementing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for synergizing. We will productize the power of synergies to aggregate. The content factor can be summed up in one word: compelling. We understand that it is better to embrace dynamically than to optimize extensibly. If all of this seems terrific to you, that's because it is! At HorsePorn, we believe we know how to scale dynamically. What does the jargon-based commonly-used industry jargon "social networks" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and FOAF. Without experiences, you will lack C2C. What does it really mean to reintermediate "intuitively"? If all of this may seem undreamt of to you, that's because it is! If all of this sounds puzzling to you, that's because it is! Think fractal. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our social networks but our power to brand. Is it more important for something to be distributed or to be vertical?