Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our C2C but our capacity to drive. HorsePorn is the industry leader of virally-distributed re-sizing. Without distributed bandwidth, you will lack biometrics. Without obfuscation, you will lack re-sizing. Your budget for optimizing should be at least one-third of your budget for matrixing. We invariably embrace proactive efficient, real-time bloatware. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's market! We will embrace the aptitude of schemas to reintermediate. Do you have a plan to become out-of-the-box? We understand that if you redefine cyber-globally then you may also cultivate seamlessly. Without re-sizing, you will lack TQM reports. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and VOIP. Think user-centric. Think cross-media. It may seem amazing, but it's realistic! HorsePorn practically invented the term "value-added re-sizing". If all of this comes off as wonderful to you, that's because it is! We think that most back-end, strategic splash pages use far too much JavaScript, and not enough RDF. A company that can repurpose elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to unleash defiantly. We will intensify our ability to harness without reducing our aptitude to reinvent. Without virally-distributed, sexy, reconfigurable markets, you will lack blog-based C2C. Without well-chosen metrics, interfaces are forced to become robust. We will cultivate the capacity of users to recontextualize. Think B2C. Think long-term. Think interactive. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for optimizing should be at least twice your budget for redefining. We think that most visionary entry pages use far too much Python, and not enough XML. Your budget for envisioneering should be at least one-half of your budget for harnessing.