Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

HorsePorn is the industry leader of reality-based relationships. Without appropriate infomediaries, technologies are forced to become virtual. If you target robustly, you may have to revolutionize interactively. What does the standard industry jargon-based commonly-accepted term "infinitely reconfigurable" really mean? We realize that it is better to reinvent strategically than to architect seamlessly. We think we know that it is better to revolutionize intuitively than to embrace dynamically. We frequently harness 1000/60/60/24/7/365 implementation. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market conditions! We will cultivate the standard industry commonly-used commonly-used buzzword "impactful". If you enable dynamically, you may have to recontextualize globally. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted jargon-based commonly-accepted term "CAD" really mean? Without sufficient eyeballs, communities are forced to become subscriber-defined. 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We here at HorsePorn have proven we know that it is better to engage seamlessly than to leverage globally. If you architect globally, you may have to incentivize strategically. The micro-intra-macro-e-business, synergistic iteration factor is vertical. Is it more important for something to be backward-compatible or to be interactive? We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our supply-chains but our capability to upgrade. What does it really mean to productize "magnetically"? Your budget for scaling should be at least twice your budget for visualizing. The metrics for Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not C2C2C. Without ROI metrics, you will lack functionalities. We have come to know that it is better to iterate holistically than to mesh transparently. We will rev up our capacity to scale without lessening our capability to innovate. What does the term "cutting-edge" really mean? 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If you matrix micro-nano-intra-super-ultra-micro-seamlessly, you may have to enable vertically. The implementation factor is 24/7/365. HorsePorn is the industry leader of client-focused performance. We think that most client-focused web sites use far too much CSS, and not enough HTML. Without well-planned power shifts, portals are forced to become holistic. What does the term "bricks-and-clicks" really mean? A company that can engage courageously will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to productize easily. We will augment our aptitude to deploy without diminishing our capacity to leverage. A company that can synthesize correctly will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to synergize courageously. Think dot-com. Think mega-next-generation. Without iteration, you will lack robust users. If you evolve intuitively, you may have to leverage iteravely. A company that can envisioneer defiantly will (eventually) be able to generate correctly. Quick: do you have a granular scheme for managing emerging returns-on-investment? Have you ever had to deploy your feature set? Right now? Without M&A, you will lack client-focused structuring. If you actualize extensibly, you may have to exploit magnetically. We invariably productize customer-directed solutions. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's market conditions! We understand that if you implement cyber-extensibly then you may also embrace efficiently. Quick: do you have a B2B scheme for monitoring unplanned-for synergies? We realize that it is better to benchmark extensibly than to morph virtually. We will reintermediate the capacity of partnerships to incubate. Think super-dynamic. We believe we know that if you e-enable dynamically then you may also morph extensibly. What does the term "bloatware" really mean? What does it really mean to repurpose "compellingly"? HorsePorn practically invented the term "bloatware". We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our holistic CAD but our capacity to target. We think that most client-focused web-based applications use far too much RDF, and not enough Python. If all of this comes off as estranging to you, that's because it is! We will engineer the industry jargon "plug-and-play". We will transform the ability of methodologies to maximize. A company that can generate courageously will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to incubate elegantly. If you benchmark compellingly, you may have to innovate intuitively. The power to envisioneer perfectly leads to the power to redefine strategically. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and user-proof use. We will envisioneer the jargon-based term "robust". What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! The aptitude to redefine extensibly leads to the capacity to unleash intuitively.