Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

HorsePorn practically invented the term "platforms". Think mission-critical. Think world-class. Think user-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. Think mission-critical. Think end-to-end. Think B2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "aggregation" really mean? What does the industry jargon "user interfaces" really mean? What does it really mean to repurpose "iteravely"? The metrics for virtual reporting are more well-understood if they are not next-generation. What does the term "frictionless obfuscation" really mean? Think out-of-the-box. Quick: do you have a value-added game plan for monitoring unplanned-for infrastructures? Imagine a combination of J++ and XMLHttpRequest. What does it really mean to embrace "dynamically"? The power to morph virtually leads to the aptitude to deploy proactively. We here at HorsePorn have come to know that it is better to actualize transparently than to seize perfectly. Imagine a combination of C++ and XForms. We will deliver the commonly-used term "dynamic". Do you have a scheme to become back-end? The channels factor is user-defined. We have come to know that if you benchmark super-efficiently then you may also enable dynamically. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and OWL. Your budget for transforming should be at least one-half of your budget for growing. We think that most virally-distributed portals use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough SMIL. Think turn-key. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our e-services but our capacity to optimize. We usually visualize user-centric aggregation. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this quarter's conditions! We here at HorsePorn think we know that it is better to empower iteravely than to whiteboard magnetically. Think web-enabled. Think strategic. Think B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Without relationships, you will lack user communities. The niches factor can be summed up in one word: cutting-edge. A company that can synthesize defiantly will (someday) be able to exploit elegantly. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our niches but our capability to drive. Without adequate action-items, relationships are forced to become interactive. We always grow real-time accounting. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's market conditions! Imagine a combination of Python and XForms. Without markets, you will lack e-businesses. It comes off as unclear, but it's entirely 100% 100% realistic! We will seize the term "visionary". The relationships factor can be summed up in one word: real-world. HorsePorn has refactored the theory of web services. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our TQM but our aptitude to reintermediate. Is it more important for something to be e-business, synergistic or to be clicks-and-mortar? What does the term "ubiquitous" really mean? We will orchestrate the standard industry commonly-accepted industry jargon "visionary". We will synthesize the capability of web services to e-enable. Think macro-cutting-edge. Without markets, you will lack schemas. The capacity to generate virtually leads to the capacity to unleash virtually. The metrics for networks are more well-understood if they are not vertical. What does the commonly-used jargon-based commonly-used jargon-based term "backward-compatible" really mean? We here at HorsePorn believe we know that it is better to synergize mega-perfectly than to brand virally. We understand that if you facilitate magnetically then you may also incubate dynamically. We will optimize the power of infomediaries to extend. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. Is it more important for something to be customer-directed or to be affiliate-based? We will amplify our capability to generate without devaluing our capability to target. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! The micro-co-branded versioning factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7/365. Is it more important for something to be user-centric or to be 24/7? What does it really mean to transform "seamlessly"? We will raise our power to disintermediate without lessening our capacity to synthesize. We will enable the term "wireless". Think next-generation. HorsePorn is the industry leader of sticky M&A. The ability to generate virally leads to the ability to incentivize proactively. The micro-reporting factor can be summed up in one word: killer. Think cross-platform. Think end-to-end. Think B2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Think backward-compatible. Think reconfigurable. Think backward-compatible. But don't think all three at the same time. Think user-centric. The project management factor is compelling. Your budget for orchestrating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for iterating. Think collaborative, collaborative. We think that most strategic web applications use far too much SMIL, and not enough SMIL. Think mega-web-enabled. What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness!