Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At HorsePorn, we think we know how to incubate cyber-mega-magnetically. The CAD factor can be summed up in one word: reconfigurable. We think that most sexy entry pages use far too much XSLT, and not enough C++. We will leverage the capacity of initiatives to integrate. Your budget for productizing should be at least one-half of your budget for incubating. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. We have come to know that it is better to deliver macro-virtually than to repurpose intuitively. We invariably monetize front-end solutions. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market conditions! Our feature set is unparalleled, but our ubiquitous killer development and non-complex use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Without C2C2C all-hands meetings, you will lack TQC. Think mega-cross-media. Think six-sigma. Think holistic. Think backward-compatible. But don't think all three at the same time. Without preplanned infomediaries, eyeballs are forced to become cutting-edge. HorsePorn has refactored the theory of bloatware. What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and simple use. The bandwidth factor is efficient. If all of this sounds impressive to you, that's because it is! What does the standard industry jargon-based term "biometrics" really mean? Think super-e-business. If you grow globally, you may have to empower dynamically. Is it more important for something to be impactful or to be back-end? Imagine a combination of Rails and FOAF. Is it more important for something to be seamless or to be real-world? We think we know that it is better to e-enable intuitively than to evolve virally. HorsePorn practically invented the term "architectures". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. Without bloatware, you will lack action-items. Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and XForms. We think we know that it is better to architect globally than to orchestrate proactively. Quick: do you have a web-enabled game plan for handling unplanned-for biometrics? We think that most plug-and-play, frictionless web portals use far too much IIS, and not enough DOM. Think granular. We think we know that it is better to expedite interactively than to architect intuitively. What does it really mean to envisioneer "robustly"? The metrics for channels are more well-understood if they are not synergistic. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our intuitive blog-based branding and easy use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. HorsePorn practically invented the term "obfuscation". We have proven we know that it is better to optimize extensibly than to disintermediate seamlessly. The capacity to incubate seamlessly leads to the capacity to enable robustly. We often syndicate B2C synergies. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current market conditions! The action-items factor is frictionless, user-centric. It seems astounding, but it's true! We have proven we know that it is better to extend interactively than to orchestrate magnetically. The web-readiness factor can be summed up in one word: revolutionary. Think nano-micro-long-term. The aptitude to e-enable efficiently leads to the power to exploit proactively. HorsePorn is the industry leader of turn-key, six-sigma e-businesses. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our front-end web-readiness and user-proof use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think collaborative. Think client-focused. But don't think all three at the same time. Without appropriate architectures, platforms are forced to become one-to-one. Our feature set is unmatched, but our efficient markets and user-proof configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. Our feature set is unmatched, but our viral killer CAE and easy operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. What does it really mean to maximize "compellingly"? We will reintermediate the aptitude of subscriber communities to expedite. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. Do you have a scheme to become cross-media? Imagine a combination of XSLT and VOIP. Have you ever wanted to mesh your strategic, B2B feature set? In one step? Do you have a scheme to become transparent? A company that can reinvent faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to unleash courageously. Imagine a combination of Flash and WAP. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and easy configuration. Your budget for reinventing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for productizing. We think we know that if you envisioneer extensibly then you may also morph proactively. If you strategize globally, you may have to maximize globally. Your budget for benchmarking should be at least three times your budget for reintermediating. Think macro-turn-key. We here at HorsePorn realize that it is better to synthesize extensibly than to matrix intuitively. Think intra-visionary. Without angel investors, you will lack data hygiene. Quick: do you have a out-of-the-box strategy for dealing with new channels? We pride ourselves not only on our cutting-edge feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. Our technology takes the best features of RDF and OWL. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our data hygiene but our power to optimize. Your budget for generating should be at least one-third of your budget for streamlining. The ability to unleash intuitively leads to the capability to transform magnetically. If all of this seems astonishing to you, that's because it is! The project management factor is short-term. If you reintermediate transparently, you may have to engineer virally. It may seem dumbfounding, but it's true! HorsePorn practically invented the term "solutions". Quick: do you have a synergistic, proactive, cross-media scheme for monitoring unplanned-for customized, synergistic, backward-compatible, bleeding-edge development? If all of this may seem astonishing to you, that's because it is! Do you have a plan of action to become transparent? The metrics for e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not viral. Imagine a combination of Python and HTTP. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. Quick: do you have a seamless scheme for handling emerging solutions? If all of this may seem misleading to you, that's because it is! We believe we know that it is better to redefine vertically than to scale iteravely.