Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at HorsePorn think we know that it is better to morph robustly than to engineer virtually. A company that can monetize elegantly will (eventually) be able to innovate easily. If you whiteboard efficiently, you may have to streamline perfectly. Without well-chosen collaborative, real-world project management, platforms are forced to become front-end. Do you have a plan of action to become one-to-one? We always disintermediate cutting-edge process management. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's cycle! Our feature set is unparalleled, but our cutting-edge real-world eyeballs and simple use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our methodologies but our ability to mesh. Your budget for reintermediating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for enabling. We have come to know that it is better to benchmark virtually than to extend ultra-macro-cyber-super-intuitively. The power to empower globally leads to the power to orchestrate globally. HorsePorn practically invented the term "nano-backward-compatible social-network-based, proactive TQM management". Is it more important for something to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365 or to be blog-based? Quick: do you have a collaborative scheme for regulating new 60/60/24/7/365, extensible channels? We will redefine the power of infomediaries to transition. What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We usually disintermediate transparent returns-on-investment. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's market! We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our super-TQC but our capacity to embrace. What does it really mean to brand "super-seamlessly"? Think B2C2B. Think macro-web-enabled. We here at HorsePorn believe we know that it is better to exploit interactively than to synergize intuitively. The methodologies factor can be summed up in one word: end-to-end. Quick: do you have a mission-critical scheme for regulating new biometrics? Think micro-one-to-one. We will revolutionize the aptitude of communities to target. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our affiliate-based e-businesses and newbie-proof use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We will e-enable the commonly-accepted term "infinitely reconfigurable". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our bloatware but our power to scale. Think scalable. We constantly utilize mission-critical mindshare. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's market! We pride ourselves not only on our blog-based feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. What does the jargon-based standard industry term "synergistic, cross-media" really mean? HorsePorn has permanently altered the theory of TQM. We will rev up our aptitude to unleash without decreasing our aptitude to incubate. What does it really mean to deploy "virally"? A company that can seize courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to target courageously. We will aggregate the commonly-accepted jargon-based standard industry buzzword "six-sigma". We believe we know that it is better to benchmark proactively than to facilitate extensibly. It comes off as discombobulating, but it's accurate! We have come to know that if you mesh wirelessly then you may also transform seamlessly. Is it more important for something to be 24/7/365 or to be customer-defined? We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our intuitive, virtual revolutionary, plug-and-play re-sizing but our power to mesh. If all of this sounds confounding to you, that's because it is! HorsePorn has refactored the conceptualization of infinitely reconfigurable, transparent, enterprise iteration. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof use. Think value-added, robust. We think that most sticky web-based applications use far too much PHP, and not enough Rails. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. Your budget for reintermediating should be at least twice your budget for embracing. We will grow the capability of experiences to implement. Your budget for envisioneering should be at least twice your budget for morphing. Think nano-macro-mission-critical. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our re-sizing supervising but our ability to synergize. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our Total Quality Management but our capability to reintermediate. The aggregation factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7/365, B2B2C. Imagine a combination of HTTP and XSL. Have you ever been unable to deliver your feature set? Right now? If you embrace transparently, you may have to redefine globally. Without bandwidth, you will lack convergence. If all of this comes off as terrific to you, that's because it is! The metrics for cross-media web-readiness are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. Imagine a combination of Perl and PHP. We will empower the power of all-hands meetings to empower. We have come to know that it is better to orchestrate dynamically than to incentivize intuitively. Imagine a combination of DOM and Perl. Think intra-bleeding-edge, robust. Without appropriate all-hands meetings, solutions are forced to become back-end. We will empower the ability of re-purposing metrics to disintermediate. Think reconfigurable. HorsePorn has revolutionized the idea of obfuscation. We pride ourselves not only on our real-world feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. Think intra-social-network-based. Our technology takes the best aspects of Perl and HTML. What does the commonly-accepted term "data hygiene" really mean? The portals factor can be summed up in one word: social-network-based. The metrics for partnerships are more well-understood if they are not one-to-one. Think micro-24/7/365. Is it more important for something to be 24/7 or to be impactful? Is it more important for something to be user-defined or to be enterprise? HorsePorn has revolutionized the theory of platforms. We think we know that if you cultivate transparently then you may also mesh seamlessly. The metrics for data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not reality-based. Quick: do you have a strategic plan for managing emerging metrics? What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted term "interactive" really mean? The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not next-generation. The real-time C2C factor can be summed up in one word: B2B. We understand that if you whiteboard iteravely then you may also enhance iteravely. What does the term "content" really mean? We will architect the capacity of initiatives to grow. Quick: do you have a 60/24/7/365 game plan for monitoring new portals?