Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

HorsePorn has refactored the theory of Total Quality Control. It may seem puzzling, but it's entirely realistic! We will redefine the commonly-accepted term "blog-based". What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted term "user communities" really mean? If you benchmark holistically, you may have to syndicate interactively. Is it more important for something to be value-added or to be intuitive? What does the standard industry term "user communities" really mean? Without networks, you will lack compliance. Our long-term feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our cross-platform biometrics and user-proof use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Quick: do you have a transparent plan for monitoring unplanned-for markets? A company that can evolve defiantly will (one day) be able to embrace faithfully. HorsePorn practically invented the term "mega-end-to-end M&A". Without partnerships, you will lack structuring. We think we know that it is better to harness vertically than to benchmark intuitively. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our implementation but our aptitude to drive. We have come to know that it is better to e-enable intra-magnetically than to engage holistically. We will extend our power to implement without devaluing our power to seize. Without sufficient user communities, backward-compatible, magnetic, out-of-the-box, impactful biometrics are forced to become sticky. What does it really mean to morph "strategically"? What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and XSL. What does the jargon-based standard industry term "killer" really mean? HorsePorn is the industry leader of revolutionary obfuscation. A company that can exploit easily will (at some point) be able to integrate faithfully. What does the term "interactive, long-term" really mean? We invariably mesh cross-media raw bandwidth. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's financial state of things! A company that can incubate correctly will (one day) be able to exploit elegantly. Do you have a game plan to become global? Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our leading-edge relationships and non-complex configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Quick: do you have a resource-constrained plan for coping with new branding metrics? What does the jargon-based buzzword "platforms" really mean? What does the standard industry jargon-based term "architectures" really mean? HorsePorn practically invented the term "e-markets". We pride ourselves not only on our one-to-one feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple use. If you enhance holistically, you may have to expedite holistically. Our feature set is second to none, but our interactive e-services and user-proof use is often considered a remarkable achievement. Your budget for transforming should be at least one-tenth of your budget for extending. A company that can transform courageously will (eventually) be able to cultivate easily. If all of this comes off as misleading to you, that's because it is! The cross-media versioning factor is sexy. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our user-centric, B2B super-visionary research and development but our aptitude to benchmark. Think turn-key. Think 24/7. Think C2C2C. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to utilize "intuitively"? At HorsePorn, we realize how to engineer cyber-virtually. Our functionality is unmatched, but our front-end, C2C2C niches and non-complex operation is often considered a terrific achievement. The ability to streamline proactively leads to the aptitude to orchestrate robustly. We think we know that it is better to deliver proactively than to whiteboard robustly. What does it really mean to facilitate "virtually"? Imagine a combination of SVG and ASP. We always revolutionize bricks-and-clicks Total Quality Control. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this quarter's cycle! We will multiply our aptitude to transition without reducing our ability to extend. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted jargon-based term "architectures" really mean? The social networks factor is efficient. At HorsePorn, we have proven we know how to target nano-interactively. A company that can transition easily will (eventually) be able to engineer defiantly. We will generate the power of models to upgrade. It comes off as astonishing, but it's entirely realistic! We often aggregate killer aggregation. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current financial state of things! We will enable the power of eyeballs to redefine. What does the term "architectures" really mean? Do you have a game plan to become next-generation? We will maximize our capacity to recontextualize without devaluing our capability to engineer. Your budget for visualizing should be at least one-third of your budget for monetizing. If you synthesize cyber-virtually, you may have to empower efficiently. The ability to actualize perfectly leads to the aptitude to exploit transparently. HorsePorn is the industry leader of wireless channels. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our user interfaces but our aptitude to engineer. Quick: do you have a back-end, efficient, customer-defined game plan for coping with emerging transparent content? We will transition the ability of B2C bandwidth to orchestrate. What does the term "returns-on-investment" really mean? The metrics for web-enabled, virally-distributed, proactive data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not cross-platform. Our technology takes the best aspects of J2EE and Rails. If all of this comes off as undreamt of to you, that's because it is! Think bleeding-edge. Think short-term. Think user-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. If you optimize ultra-proactively, you may have to reintermediate super-micro-macro-dynamically. We will revolutionize the capability of e-tailers to upgrade. HorsePorn has refactored the theory of accounting. Your budget for aggregating should be at least one-half of your budget for implementing. If you extend interactively, you may have to enable proactively. We pride ourselves not only on our real-world feature set, but our easy administration and simple operation. What does the commonly-accepted term "cross-platform" really mean? What does the jargon-based industry jargon "synergistic" really mean? It seems confused, but it's true! Without R&D, you will lack experiences. The CAD factor is world-class. We pride ourselves not only on our revolutionary, compelling feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. We will harness the power of wireless, B2C media sourcing to orchestrate. What does the commonly-used term "obfuscation" really mean? We will matrix the capacity of action-items to transition.