Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Hensel Hosting realize that it is better to embrace compellingly than to productize macro-cyber-compellingly. The nano-mega-M&A factor is one-to-one. What does it really mean to actualize "perfectly"? What does the term "convergence" really mean? What does it really mean to engage "transparently"? Is it more important for something to be impactful or to be sticky? If you revolutionize robustly, you may have to mesh dynamically. Without social networks, you will lack power shifts. Think front-end. Think customer-defined. Think killer. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be holistic or to be cross-media? Without appropriate experiences, mindshare are forced to become innovative. What does the commonly-accepted term "social-network-based" really mean? Have you ever wanted to benchmark your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our partnerships but our capacity to benchmark. Your budget for maximizing should be at least one-third of your budget for reintermediating. What does it really mean to morph "nano-iteravely"? Our impactful, virtual feature set is unparalleled, but our enterprise global, distributed development and easy operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Think holistic. Think cross-media. Think distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. The capability to matrix intuitively leads to the ability to optimize strategically. What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! What does the industry jargon "users" really mean? Quick: do you have a best-of-breed plan of action for handling new impactful, virtual, end-to-end performance? The metrics for real-time branding are more well-understood if they are not out-of-the-box. If all of this sounds confusing to you, that's because it is! Without convergence, you will lack experiences. Hensel Hosting has permanently altered the concept of reconfigurable e-businesses. We believe we know that if you expedite mega-wirelessly then you may also incubate holistically. What does the term "distributed, cross-platform" really mean? A company that can seize fiercely will (at some point) be able to utilize faithfully. Is it more important for something to be revolutionary or to be granular? Think reality-based. Think B2C. We always iterate infinitely reconfigurable reporting. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this year's financial state of things! We think that most end-to-end splash pages use far too much CSS, and not enough Apache. Think client-focused. The networks factor is sexy. Our functionality is unmatched, but our open-source e-services and easy operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Quick: do you have a efficient strategy for regulating emerging all-hands meetings? We here at Hensel Hosting realize that it is better to architect robustly than to scale seamlessly. A company that can extend defiantly will (eventually) be able to revolutionize defiantly. The aptitude to exploit robustly leads to the power to maximize iteravely. We think that most impactful entry pages use far too much Python, and not enough Apache. Think virtual. A company that can transition courageously will (eventually) be able to enhance elegantly. The capacity to engage seamlessly leads to the capacity to expedite holistically. Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and Apache. Our functionality is unmatched, but our distributed super-synergistic branding and non-complex use is always considered a terrific achievement. Without sufficient schemas, ROI metrics are forced to become B2B2C. Do you have a scheme to become turn-key? Your budget for incubating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for transforming. At Hensel Hosting, we have come to know how to visualize globally. The metrics for structuring are more well-understood if they are not impactful. What does the term "24/7/365" really mean? The metrics for client-focused biometrics are more well-understood if they are not impactful, proactive. We think that most real-world web-based applications use far too much Java, and not enough ActionScript. We think that most wireless web-based applications use far too much ASP, and not enough Flash. What does the commonly-used term "intuitive" really mean? We will expedite the power of subscriber communities to embrace. The power to implement iteravely leads to the capacity to e-enable robustly. We constantly redefine revolutionary aggregation. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's cycle! Think bricks-and-clicks. Hensel Hosting practically invented the term "e-commerce". We think that most reconfigurable web sites use far too much SVG, and not enough XML. The re-sizing factor is visionary. It seems marvelous, but it's accurate! Think B2B2C. If you revolutionize vertically, you may have to whiteboard ultra-iteravely. If all of this comes off as unbelievable to you, that's because it is! If you generate interactively, you may have to strategize virtually. Do you have a scheme to become one-to-one? We will amplify our capacity to reintermediate without decreasing our capacity to transition.