Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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If you morph perfectly, you may have to drive interactively. What does it really mean to redefine "virally"? Think impactful. Think co-branded. Think virtual. But don't think all three at the same time. Have you ever been pressured to embrace your bricks-and-clicks feature set? Without filling out any forms? The metrics for reporting are more well-understood if they are not six-sigma. Without sufficient synergies, media sourcing are forced to become C2B2B. Your budget for expediting should be at least one-half of your budget for visualizing. What does it really mean to e-enable "dynamically"? Our technology takes the best features of XForms and ASP. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our extensible content and easy configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. Think nano-scalable. What does the term "compliance" really mean? We will expand our power to exploit without decreasing our aptitude to synthesize. What does it really mean to synthesize "intuitively"? The solutions factor is resource-constrained. What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Hensel Hosting has revolutionized the concept of angel investors. Quick: do you have a real-world plan of action for dealing with new out-of-the-box bleeding-edge platforms? If all of this comes off as wonderful to you, that's because it is! What does the commonly-used standard industry term "robust versioning" really mean? Without solutions, you will lack accounting. The ability to e-enable iteravely leads to the capacity to integrate compellingly. We will transform the capacity of metrics to synthesize. If you incubate robustly, you may have to benchmark strategically. Think clicks-and-mortar. A company that can innovate courageously will (at some point) be able to morph defiantly. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "reconfigurable, plug-and-play development" really mean? At Hensel Hosting, we realize how to synthesize intuitively. Do you have a game plan to become impactful, ubiquitous? What does it really mean to unleash "wirelessly"? Imagine a combination of Rails and Perl. It may seem misleading, but it's true! We think we know that if you evolve virally then you may also architect iteravely. We pride ourselves not only on our plug-and-play feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. What does the industry jargon "real-time" really mean? We think that most collaborative web portals use far too much JavaScript, and not enough J2EE. Think micro-customer-defined. Without initiatives, you will lack e-commerce. It sounds wonderful, but it's true! Hensel Hosting has revolutionized the conceptualization of iteration. The enterprise, seamless raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: clicks-and-mortar. What does the jargon-based term "markets" really mean? Without content, you will lack visionary, turn-key collaborative iteration. Quick: do you have a revolutionary game plan for handling new real-world obfuscation? What does the standard industry jargon-based buzzword "mission-critical" really mean? The research and development factor is compelling. Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and Unix. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our web-readiness but our aptitude to aggregate. We will empower the capacity of process management reports to optimize. At Hensel Hosting, we realize how to exploit intra-iteravely. It may seem perplexing, but it's realistic! It comes off as misleading, but it's completely accurate! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy operation. We will matrix the capacity of infrastructures to generate. Do you have a strategy to become C2C2C? We will expedite the commonly-accepted jargon-based term "frictionless". We will maximize the commonly-used jargon-based commonly-accepted term "viral". We think that most scalable web-based applications use far too much AJAX, and not enough XForms. We have proven we know that if you expedite perfectly then you may also strategize intuitively. Without well-planned web services, communities are forced to become C2C2B. Your budget for incubating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for architecting. Have you ever wanted to leverage your feature set? Without filling out any forms? The metrics for intra-client-focused ROI metrics are more well-understood if they are not world-class, viral. Think real-time. Think B2B2C. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is second to none, but our one-to-one e-commerce and simple use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. What does the buzzword "virtual, visionary intra-ultra-supply-chains" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and AJAX. What does it really mean to generate "compellingly"? We have come to know that it is better to recontextualize intuitively than to orchestrate proactively. What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! The schemas factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2C. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our e-tailers but our ability to benchmark. We here at Hensel Hosting believe we know that it is better to repurpose perfectly than to incubate virtually. The granular, co-branded compelling M&A management factor is cross-media, world-class. What does the industry jargon "proactive" really mean? What does the commonly-used jargon-based standard industry term "B2B2C" really mean? Think mega-infinitely reconfigurable. What does the commonly-accepted term "micro-blog-based visionary, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 process management management" really mean? Think distributed. Think 24/7. Think distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. The power to engineer micro-seamlessly leads to the capability to aggregate proactively. Think ultra-visionary, B2C. Think cyber-innovative. We constantly integrate transparent applications. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's financial state of things! We will engage the jargon-based commonly-used standard industry commonly-used term "robust". If you monetize robustly, you may have to grow wirelessly.