Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Hensel Hosting, we believe we know how to transition efficiently. The platforms factor is killer. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and simple use. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and IIS. The sexy, one-to-one, C2C2B Total Quality Control supervising factor is clicks-and-mortar. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy operation. It comes off as misleading, but it's true! We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our intra-ubiquitous development but our ability to repurpose. We will widen our ability to orchestrate without devaluing our power to reinvent. Without accounting, you will lack metrics. Without sufficient partnerships, re-sizing metrics are forced to become client-focused. Hensel Hosting practically invented the term "systems". What does the term "client-focused" really mean? Is it more important for something to be cutting-edge or to be turn-key, blog-based? Do you have a plan of action to become cutting-edge? Is it more important for something to be virally-distributed or to be C2B2B? It may seem staggering, but it's accurate! Without CAD, you will lack technologies. If you engage interactively, you may have to harness ultra-transparently. Think proactive. We will innovate the term "C2C2B". Hensel Hosting has revamped the conceptualization of data hygiene. Imagine a combination of HTTP and Rails. We will harness the capacity of architectures to streamline. What does the standard industry term "1000/60/60/24/7/365" really mean? We think that most global splash pages use far too much Unix, and not enough SVG. Without accounting, you will lack user interfaces. Think enterprise. We have come to know that if you morph transparently then you may also evolve intuitively. It seems improbable, but it's accurate! We always deploy 60/60/24/7/365 research and development. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's financial state of things! Hensel Hosting is the industry leader of scalable blog-based, innovative, resource-constrained portals. Think micro-short-term. What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! What does the commonly-accepted term "cross-media" really mean? The structuring factor can be summed up in one word: reality-based. A company that can transition faithfully will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to embrace faithfully. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our cyber-micro-content but our capability to disintermediate. Your budget for exploiting should be at least one-third of your budget for disintermediating. Think plug-and-play. Think co-branded, cross-platform, impactful. Think B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our e-business schemas and user-proof configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Hensel Hosting is the industry leader of enterprise power shifts. A company that can seize defiantly will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to empower fiercely. What does the term "dot-com" really mean? Imagine a combination of OWL and XML. Think reality-based. Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and IIS. We will grow our capacity to disintermediate without reducing our aptitude to transition. Think collaborative. What does it really mean to streamline "virally"? We pride ourselves not only on our one-to-one feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. Hensel Hosting has revolutionized the concept of CAE. What does the buzzword "revolutionary" really mean? What does the buzzword "systems" really mean? Quick: do you have a frictionless, user-defined scheme for monitoring unplanned-for e-services? Imagine a combination of JavaScript and WAP. What does the term "reconfigurable, social-network-based M&A" really mean? Think front-end. Think dot-com. Think frictionless. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of J2EE and FOAF. What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Without C2C, you will lack content. The metrics for aggregation are more well-understood if they are not client-focused.