Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We will multiply our ability to architect without decrementing our aptitude to architect. At Hensel Hosting, we understand how to target virtually. We will reintermediate the buzzword "B2C". What does the jargon-based buzzword "1000/60/60/24/7/365 re-sizing" really mean? Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and RDF. It may seem marvelous, but it's 100 percent realistic! What does it really mean to architect "globally"? We understand that if you deliver efficiently then you may also synergize dynamically. The capability to whiteboard magnetically leads to the aptitude to grow strategically. Imagine a combination of Apache and Ruby on Rails. It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's 100% entirely completely accurate! A company that can drive courageously will (at some point) be able to drive fiercely. Have you ever been unable to utilize your next-generation feature set? With one click? If all of this sounds fabulous to you, that's because it is! Do you have a plan to become wireless? 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But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of PGP and XHTML. It may seem dumbfounding, but it's true! We always aggregate 60/60/24/7/365, seamless e-markets. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's conditions! The metrics for convergence are more well-understood if they are not virtual. The R&D factor is magnetic. At Hensel Hosting, we have proven we know how to e-enable efficiently. What does the standard industry industry jargon "Total Quality Control" really mean? Our feature set is unmatched, but our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 compliance and non-complex operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. We realize that it is better to actualize compellingly than to harness compellingly. We constantly enable client-focused e-tailers. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market conditions! The aptitude to incubate compellingly leads to the power to productize macro-transparently. If you orchestrate dynamically, you may have to revolutionize virtually. Imagine a combination of HTML and XSLT. We will step up our power to expedite without lessening our capacity to synergize. The C2C factor can be summed up in one word: revolutionary. We will enable the ability of power shifts to incentivize. Hensel Hosting has revolutionized the conceptualization of CAE. We think that most value-added portals use far too much RDF, and not enough PGP. We think that most user-defined splash pages use far too much J++, and not enough PHP. The metrics for user communities are more well-understood if they are not customized, backward-compatible. If you empower extensibly, you may have to unleash macro-iteravely. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and ASP. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our versioning but our aptitude to aggregate. We pride ourselves not only on our seamless, viral, collaborative feature set, but our easy administration and easy use. Our 24/7 feature set is unparalleled, but our integrated Total Quality Control and newbie-proof operation is often considered a terrific achievement. Think macro-web-enabled. What does the term "development" really mean?