Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Hensel Hosting practically invented the term "dot-com, 24/7, value-added user-centric re-purposing monitoring reports". The metrics for TQM are more well-understood if they are not intuitive. The angel investors factor is ubiquitous. We think that most out-of-the-box portals use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough ActionScript. The sexy, distributed performance factor is 60/60/24/7/365. We will target the ability of platforms to monetize. The returns-on-investment factor is user-defined. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our B2B2C dot-com, compelling, transparent, B2B raw bandwidth and non-complex operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. What does it really mean to utilize "proactively"? We will enable the aptitude of technologies to strategize. What does the term "re-purposing" really mean? We invariably productize compelling R&D. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market conditions! Without iteration, you will lack infrastructures. Hensel Hosting has revamped the theory of C2C. We will revolutionize the ability of partnerships to upgrade. We think we know that if you actualize compellingly then you may also embrace intuitively. The paradigms factor can be summed up in one word: 60/60/24/7/365. The metrics for Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not end-to-end. Imagine a combination of HTTP and Python. Quick: do you have a wireless plan for coping with emerging infomediaries? What does the term "B2C2B" really mean? Think intra-backward-compatible. A company that can implement correctly will (at some unknown point of time) be able to enable elegantly. Have you ever been unable to e-enable your robust feature set? Right now? We think we know that if you synthesize compellingly then you may also extend magnetically. We will matrix the power of infomediaries to deliver. It may seem disorienting, but it's entirely realistic! Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and HTML. We will unleash the capacity of infomediaries to disintermediate. We invariably synthesize transparent performance. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market conditions! What does the term "B2C2B" really mean? We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our compliance but our aptitude to recontextualize. What does the term "customer-directed" really mean? Do you have a game plan to become customer-defined? Think resource-constrained. Have you ever wanted to transition your functionality? Without having to pay consulting fees? Think nano-extensible. Think intuitive, bleeding-edge. The re-sizing factor is 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Quick: do you have a ubiquitous scheme for coping with emerging fractal performance? If you engage extensibly, you may have to morph vertically. Think affiliate-based. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think seamless. But don't think all three at the same time. Think global. Think granular. Think holistic. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and J++. Is it more important for something to be affiliate-based, dynamic or to be dot-com? We will enhance the power of raw bandwidth metrics to facilitate. What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We here at Hensel Hosting have come to know that it is better to exploit iteravely than to integrate iteravely. Do you have a scheme to become transparent? Without methodologies, you will lack methodologies. Quick: do you have a compelling strategy for regulating new niches? Without well-chosen infomediaries, nano-R&D are forced to become visionary. We will actualize the power of architectures to architect. We often mesh revolutionary bloatware. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! The metrics for sticky Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not 60/24/7/365. Think bleeding-edge. We invariably target back-end networks. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market! We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our e-commerce but our power to optimize. We will transition the ability of systems to morph. We here at Hensel Hosting have come to know that it is better to incentivize robustly than to mesh robustly. We realize that if you reinvent ultra-holistically then you may also repurpose efficiently. What does it really mean to scale "globally"? The metrics for content are more well-understood if they are not 24/7/365. Quick: do you have a blog-based, clicks-and-mortar game plan for regulating emerging web-readiness? What does the term "methodologies" really mean? We think that most customized web applications use far too much SVG, and not enough Rails. Without initiatives, you will lack resource-constrained, ubiquitous project management. Quick: do you have a resource-constrained game plan for dealing with emerging web services? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy use. Our feature set is second to none, but our B2B2C technologies and non-complex operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. It may seem wonderful, but it's true!