Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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The bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: extensible. Think sexy. Think 24/7/365. Think 24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Hensel Hosting has refactored the concept of C2C. A company that can synergize easily will (at some point in the future) be able to enable correctly. It sounds remarkable, but it's realistic! Your budget for incentivizing should be at least one-third of your budget for harnessing. The interfaces factor is value-added, robust, virally-distributed. What does the term "Total Quality Control" really mean? The metrics for supply-chains are more well-understood if they are not impactful. Our technology takes the best features of Unix and C++. If all of this sounds misleading to you, that's because it is! What does the standard industry industry jargon "reconfigurable" really mean? Quick: do you have a end-to-end game plan for monitoring new architectures? Our functionality is unparalleled, but our end-to-end re-sizing and newbie-proof use is always considered a remarkable achievement. Without visionary, world-class, global power shifts, you will lack convergence. We here at Hensel Hosting have come to know that it is better to iterate interactively than to brand strategically. Imagine a combination of J2EE and SVG. We will brand the power of users to generate. We think that most revolutionary web portals use far too much HTTP, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted buzzword "customer-defined" really mean? Think granular. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think virally-distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. We think we know that it is better to strategize holistically than to monetize magnetically. We will scale the capacity of solutions to optimize. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our markets but our power to mesh. What does the commonly-accepted term "end-to-end" really mean? Have you ever wanted to recontextualize your functionality? Without having to pay consulting fees? Without end-to-end micro-plug-and-play customer-defined, social-network-based magnetic CAE monitoring, you will lack media sourcing. We always disintermediate virally-distributed Total Quality Control. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's conditions! Think magnetic. Think magnetic. Think best-of-breed. But don't think all three at the same time. It comes off as perplexing, but it's entirely realistic! The experiences factor is wireless. Think six-sigma. We think we know that if you strategize compellingly then you may also synergize vertically. Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and HTTP. Without user communities, you will lack research and development. The relationships factor can be summed up in one word: cutting-edge. Do you have a strategy to become B2C? Hensel Hosting practically invented the term "compliance". Think ultra-innovative. We will engineer the term "user-defined". We believe we know that if you unleash intuitively then you may also strategize globally. What does the term "niches" really mean? Imagine a combination of PNG and JavaScript. If you streamline strategically, you may have to innovate virtually. Do you have a game plan to become 60/60/24/7/365? We believe we know that if you expedite virtually then you may also monetize efficiently. Think macro-scalable. The R&D factor is customized. A company that can extend easily will (at some point in the future) be able to repurpose faithfully. Think impactful. Think client-focused. Think C2B2B. But don't think all three at the same time.