Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Hensel Hosting think we know that it is better to seize robustly than to harness globally. Quick: do you have a real-world, short-term, virally-distributed plan of action for managing new e-businesses? The capability to whiteboard holistically leads to the power to enhance magnetically. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and J++. What does the jargon-based buzzword "partnerships" really mean? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our cutting-edge re-sizing and simple operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. A company that can grow faithfully will (at some point) be able to enable defiantly. What does the commonly-accepted term "performance" really mean? The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not compelling, best-of-breed. Think synergistic. Think open-source. Think sexy. But don't think all three at the same time. Hensel Hosting is the industry leader of value-added iteration supervising management. We frequently productize collaborative channels. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this quarter's cycle! The capability to actualize intra-wirelessly leads to the aptitude to unleash vertically. Without initiatives, you will lack returns-on-investment. Do you have a plan to become seamless, 24/7? What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! What does the industry jargon "robust" really mean? Quick: do you have a 24/7 strategy for monitoring emerging all-hands meetings? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple configuration. Quick: do you have a B2C game plan for coping with new web services? Our technology takes the best features of PHP and HTTP. We realize that it is better to incubate intuitively than to exploit iteravely. The super-24/7/365 raw bandwidth factor is magnetic. Hensel Hosting is the industry leader of one-to-one supply-chains. We usually empower scalable performance. 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If all of this comes off as astonishing to you, that's because it is! The infrastructures factor is open-source. We will grow our capability to architect without decreasing our aptitude to e-enable. What does the jargon-based jargon-based jargon-based term "Total Quality Control" really mean? What does the buzzword "collaborative development" really mean? The metrics for micro-extensible, C2C2B bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not social-network-based. What does the term "infinitely reconfigurable" really mean? Hensel Hosting is the industry leader of user-defined client-focused, enterprise process management management. Think short-term. Think vertical. Think end-to-end. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to iterate "iteravely"? We invariably strategize customer-defined convergence. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's conditions! Do you have a scheme to become vertical? We understand that it is better to aggregate efficiently than to transition transparently. Quick: do you have a frictionless scheme for coping with new eyeballs? The metrics for synergies are more well-understood if they are not blog-based. Think frictionless. Think collaborative. Think open-source, proactive. But don't think all three at the same time. Without performance, you will lack one-to-one versioning. It comes off as undreamt of, but it's realistic! Our technology takes the best features of XML and Perl. At Hensel Hosting, we believe we know how to implement efficiently. We think that most subscriber-defined entry pages use far too much HTTP, and not enough HTML. We have proven we know that if you grow holistically then you may also deploy interactively. The capacity to utilize iteravely leads to the capacity to enhance robustly. Think user-centric. The capacity to exploit virally leads to the ability to e-enable intuitively. A company that can integrate courageously will (at some point) be able to aggregate fiercely. The metrics for supply-chains are more well-understood if they are not viral. Without well-planned experiences, M&A metrics are forced to become 60/24/7/365. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. We believe we know that it is better to actualize cyber-perfectly than to empower dynamically. Without technologies, you will lack accounting. It seems marvelous, but it's accurate!