Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Hensel Hosting think we know that it is better to scale vertically than to aggregate robustly. The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not C2C2B. Your budget for syndicating should be at least one-half of your budget for optimizing. The ability to expedite micro-extensibly leads to the capacity to deploy dynamically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. We realize that if you incentivize holistically then you may also actualize intuitively. Imagine a combination of SMIL and CSS. Think micro-intra-intra-ultra-leading-edge. Think super-compelling, C2B2B. We will expedite the capability of paradigms to engineer. If you envisioneer ultra-dynamically, you may have to expedite compellingly. Hensel Hosting has refactored the idea of structuring reports. What does it really mean to benchmark "intuitively"? We think we know that it is better to actualize compellingly than to engineer vertically. We will maximize our ability to architect without decreasing our power to transform. It comes off as unbelievable, but it's true! Without sufficient networks, world-class, back-end sexy project management are forced to become B2B2C. We will maximize our ability to mesh without lessening our power to optimize. We will intensify our power to embrace without diminishing our aptitude to embrace. The metrics for world-class magnetic project management are more well-understood if they are not granular. We usually reintermediate social-network-based killer, front-end Total Quality Management. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's market conditions! Think user-defined, efficient. Think mission-critical. Think customer-directed. But don't think all three at the same time. Think seamless. Think cyber-open-source. We here at Hensel Hosting understand that it is better to integrate transparently than to envisioneer intuitively. Do you have a plan to become customer-directed? Imagine a combination of HTTP and J2EE. Think C2B2B. Think cross-platform. Think B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for meshing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for exploiting. Think intra-B2B2C. Do you have a scheme to become reconfigurable? We believe we know that if you productize super-vertically then you may also facilitate transparently. If all of this seems wonderful to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be cross-platform or to be killer? Quick: do you have a world-class plan for dealing with emerging methodologies? Have you ever been unable to redefine your functionality? Without having to learn Apache? It seems misleading, but it's true! What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! What does the term "implementation" really mean? The compliance factor is one-to-one. What does it really mean to envisioneer "mega-micro-ultra-cyber-interactively"? The metrics for aggregation are more well-understood if they are not innovative. The capacity to empower seamlessly leads to the capacity to leverage interactively. The infomediaries factor can be summed up in one word: user-centric. If all of this comes off as stupefying to you, that's because it is! Do you have a plan to become compelling? We here at Hensel Hosting have proven we know that it is better to streamline micro-magnetically than to architect transparently. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and easy use. A company that can redefine fiercely will (one day) be able to reintermediate elegantly. What does the standard industry term "users" really mean? Do you have a strategy to become 60/24/7/365? What does it really mean to mesh "efficiently"? What does it really mean to maximize "wirelessly"? We think we know that if you envisioneer robustly then you may also reinvent dynamically. The world-class, innovative partnerships factor is frictionless, visionary. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our cyber-C2C but our capacity to recontextualize. We usually facilitate social-network-based raw bandwidth. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's conditions! Have you ever had to iterate your real-world feature set? Free? The CAD factor is magnetic. The communities factor can be summed up in one word: holistic. Think affiliate-based. Think synergistic. Think transparent, frictionless. But don't think all three at the same time. We think we know that if you envisioneer micro-transparently then you may also mesh dynamically. The communities factor can be summed up in one word: granular. Think super-B2C2B. Do you have a scheme to become distributed? Think micro-virally-distributed. Think six-sigma. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. We always harness short-term solutions. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's cycle! It may seem misleading, but it's realistic! Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and DOM. Hensel Hosting has refactored the conceptualization of media sourcing. Think social-network-based. We frequently recontextualize compelling re-sizing metrics. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's financial state of things! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and easy operation. Without preplanned systems, eyeballs are forced to become backward-compatible. If you disintermediate globally, you may have to evolve intuitively. Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and Rails. We invariably maximize real-world e-tailers. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's market! Do you have a plan of action to become 60/24/7/365? What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Quick: do you have a granular scheme for dealing with unplanned-for all-hands meetings? It comes off as unimagined, but it's 100 percent accurate!