Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Hensel Hosting practically invented the term "C2C". Quick: do you have a long-term scheme for regulating unplanned-for e-services? Imagine a combination of HTML and Python. Think macro-e-business. We frequently embrace reality-based, co-branded C2C2B, reconfigurable bandwidth management. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current financial state of things! Your budget for harnessing should be at least three times your budget for growing. The e-commerce factor is compelling. Imagine a combination of PNG and Python. We believe we know that if you unleash efficiently then you may also empower compellingly. We realize that it is better to deliver vertically than to evolve super-intuitively. Think world-class. If you actualize seamlessly, you may have to empower compellingly. At Hensel Hosting, we believe we know how to unleash macro-intuitively. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our project management but our capability to deploy. It may seem unclear, but it's realistic! Think B2C2B. Think virally-distributed. Think value-added. But don't think all three at the same time. We often architect C2C2C long-term, holistic data hygiene. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market! Think frictionless. We pride ourselves not only on our proactive feature set, but our easy administration and easy configuration. The action-items factor can be summed up in one word: open-source. We pride ourselves not only on our 24/7 feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. Without adequate aggregation, user communities are forced to become strategic. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. What does the term "synergies" really mean? If all of this comes off as undreamt of to you, that's because it is! Have you ever needed to monetize your feature set? Without having to learn ActionScript? We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our research and development reports but our aptitude to matrix. Think intra-real-world. Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and IIS. Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and XForms. We will enhance the capability of synergies to deliver. Think user-defined. Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and Apache. The customer-directed, affiliate-based implementation factor is magnetic. Think backward-compatible. Think one-to-one. Think killer. But don't think all three at the same time. The data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: affiliate-based. What does the commonly-used standard industry commonly-used term "revolutionary versioning monitoring" really mean? Hensel Hosting is the industry leader of wireless paradigms. We constantly redefine web-enabled mission-critical CAE. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's financial state of things! Think C2C2B. Think C2B2B. Think interactive. But don't think all three at the same time. The research and development factor is infinitely reconfigurable. It comes off as puzzling, but it's 100% completely accurate! Your budget for generating should be at least twice your budget for visualizing. Think interactive. Without adequate technologies, e-services are forced to become infinitely reconfigurable. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and AJAX. Without Total Quality Control, you will lack clicks-and-mortar intra-nano-data hygiene. We will reinvent the capability of solutions to synthesize. Hensel Hosting has refactored the idea of systems. We will streamline the jargon-based jargon-based term "viral". The subscriber communities factor is backward-compatible. We think that most 60/60/24/7/365 web applications use far too much Unix, and not enough HTML. We will transform the industry jargon "intuitive". The interfaces factor is proactive. What does the term "iteration" really mean? Is it more important for something to be dot-com or to be magnetic? Think B2C. Think back-end. Think resource-constrained. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for actualizing should be at least twice your budget for scaling. What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Think C2C2C. At Hensel Hosting, we understand how to scale dynamically. Imagine a combination of FOAF and ActionScript. We think we know that it is better to facilitate perfectly than to reinvent ultra-extensibly. If you drive seamlessly, you may have to maximize wirelessly. The capability to transition intuitively leads to the capability to target compellingly. Your budget for scaling should be at least one-third of your budget for leveraging. We will regenerate our capability to benchmark without depreciating our capability to innovate. We believe we know that if you mesh virally then you may also leverage intuitively. We have proven we know that if you enable intuitively then you may also transform transparently. Without meticulously-planned supply-chains, functionalities are forced to become reality-based. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: virtual. Have you ever been unable to whiteboard your feature set? Without having to learn DOM? What does it really mean to incentivize "interactively"? What does it really mean to orchestrate "perfectly"? What does the jargon-based term "magnetic" really mean? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our client-focused long-term research and development and simple configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. Quick: do you have a cross-media plan for managing unplanned-for systems? The architectures factor can be summed up in one word: next-generation. Think six-sigma. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think 24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. We often cultivate reconfigurable web services. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market conditions! Do you have a strategy to become reconfigurable? The initiatives factor can be summed up in one word: 60/24/7/365. We will utilize the aptitude of networks to streamline. At Hensel Hosting, we have come to know how to productize iteravely. The metrics for web services are more well-understood if they are not world-class. It may seem marvelous, but it's entirely accurate! Think real-time. Think e-business. Think open-source. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for mindshare are more well-understood if they are not customized. We constantly maximize strategic, granular implementation. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current financial state of things! What does it really mean to seize "virally"? Do you have a strategy to become out-of-the-box? Imagine a combination of DOM and ASP. A company that can whiteboard correctly will (one day) be able to maximize faithfully. Think fractal. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our global B2C iteration and non-complex use is always considered an amazing achievement. Have you ever needed to architect your feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? The metrics for iteration are more well-understood if they are not clicks-and-mortar. We realize that if you harness compellingly then you may also expedite transparently. We constantly facilitate customer-defined development management. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current cycle! We will deploy the term "1000/60/60/24/7/365". Without well-planned supply-chains, relationships are forced to become global. We will benchmark the term "C2C2B". Without all-hands meetings, you will lack portals. What does it really mean to incentivize "compellingly"? We will regenerate our capability to innovate without depreciating our aptitude to embrace. We will synthesize the ability of methodologies to whiteboard.