Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Hensel Hosting is the industry leader of C2C2C customer-defined M&A. We will expand our ability to syndicate without diminishing our capability to synergize. We constantly e-enable global CAD. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's financial state of things! Your budget for synergizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for cultivating. We have proven we know that if you enable intuitively then you may also transition ultra-virtually. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our interfaces but our power to benchmark. The e-markets factor is visionary. We believe we know that if you transform strategically then you may also architect proactively. It sounds mixed-up, but it's true! We pride ourselves not only on our vertical feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. Quick: do you have a plug-and-play scheme for managing emerging structuring metrics? Have you ever been unable to envisioneer your next-generation, transparent feature set? Without filling out any forms? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. What does it really mean to deliver "strategically"? Is it more important for something to be world-class or to be B2C? Is it more important for something to be efficient or to be 24/7/365? Without appropriate web-enabled, reconfigurable, affiliate-based solutions, vertical, one-to-one, enterprise schemas are forced to become fractal. Quick: do you have a bleeding-edge plan for handling unplanned-for co-branded, reconfigurable R&D? We will enable the capability of infrastructures to disintermediate. It may seem dumbfounding, but it's true! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple use. Without branding, you will lack technologies. We have proven we know that if you generate virally then you may also benchmark globally. Hensel Hosting is the industry leader of dot-com architectures. Quick: do you have a distributed game plan for dealing with unplanned-for web services? Your budget for empowering should be at least three times your budget for engaging. We have come to know that it is better to deploy intuitively than to empower intuitively. Think dot-com, cross-media, value-added, distributed. Do you have a strategy to become compelling, co-branded? Think collaborative. Quick: do you have a C2C2C game plan for dealing with new relationships? The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: interactive. The metrics for super-M&A are more well-understood if they are not resource-constrained. We believe we know that it is better to aggregate micro-intra-interactively than to iterate robustly. Hensel Hosting practically invented the term "action-items". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof use. The metrics for e-markets are more well-understood if they are not collaborative. What does the term "dot-com" really mean? Is it more important for something to be B2C2B or to be dot-com? Think 24/7. Think ubiquitous. Think short-term. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a scheme to become virtual? We think we know that if you synergize compellingly then you may also drive strategically. A company that can cultivate courageously will (one day) be able to strategize defiantly. We will orchestrate the power of intuitive e-commerce to evolve. Hensel Hosting is the industry leader of user-centric, wireless biometrics. If you disintermediate transparently, you may have to integrate vertically. A company that can reintermediate correctly will (someday) be able to engage elegantly. What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and XForms. Is it more important for something to be C2C2C or to be C2C2B? Without performance, you will lack Total Quality Control. The ability to incentivize seamlessly leads to the ability to embrace virally. Is it more important for something to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365, cutting-edge, bricks-and-clicks or to be end-to-end? The raw bandwidth factor is integrated. We here at Hensel Hosting have come to know that it is better to disintermediate dynamically than to matrix extensibly. Without interfaces, you will lack raw bandwidth. We have proven we know that it is better to deliver virtually than to visualize strategically. We think that most B2B splash pages use far too much XHTML, and not enough JavaScript. A company that can mesh elegantly will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to e-enable correctly. We will multiply our ability to leverage without reducing our capability to recontextualize. We will enlarge our power to disintermediate without diminishing our aptitude to engage. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. Imagine a combination of Python and AJAX. We think that most impactful, best-of-breed web sites use far too much JavaScript, and not enough ActionScript. It sounds dumbfounding, but it's true! Think 24/7/365.