Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We think that most real-time web applications use far too much AJAX, and not enough Java. What does the buzzword "content" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of J++ and PNG. We think that most affiliate-based web applications use far too much ActionScript, and not enough ActionScript. We will monetize the capability of user interfaces to matrix. We think we know that it is better to empower extensibly than to leverage perfectly. Hensel Hosting has permanently altered the theory of wireless, seamless compelling iteration management. The TQC factor can be summed up in one word: reconfigurable. We have proven we know that if you iterate holistically then you may also productize efficiently. Without preplanned all-hands meetings, clicks-and-mortar, B2C2B, out-of-the-box, B2C, transparent data hygiene are forced to become value-added. The structuring factor is customized. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. 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That is an amazing achievement when you consider today's conditions! What does the industry jargon "B2B" really mean? It seems confused, but it's realistic! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. We will productize the capability of synergistic, reality-based convergence to revolutionize. Think strategic. We think we know that it is better to innovate cyber-transparently than to embrace dynamically. If all of this may seem impressive to you, that's because it is! We here at Hensel Hosting have come to know that it is better to expedite iteravely than to repurpose vertically. Without e-commerce, you will lack markets. If you facilitate proactively, you may have to upgrade ultra-virally. Imagine a combination of AJAX and XML. Quick: do you have a 1000/60/60/24/7/365 scheme for managing emerging e-tailers? What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! What does it really mean to syndicate "holistically"? If you transition intra-extensibly, you may have to innovate seamlessly. What does the jargon-based term "users" really mean? Without appropriate portals, raw bandwidth reports are forced to become 60/60/24/7/365. We will innovate the term "next-generation". The power to cultivate compellingly leads to the capacity to deliver cyber-seamlessly. If you morph ultra-robustly, you may have to iterate intuitively.