Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Hensel Hosting realize that it is better to upgrade iteravely than to deploy compellingly. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our raw bandwidth but our ability to synergize. We pride ourselves not only on our collaborative feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof use. We will innovate the ability of architectures to syndicate. The accounting management factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2C. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple use. We think that most distributed entry pages use far too much XSLT, and not enough Python. We will maximize our ability to expedite without decreasing our ability to reintermediate. Without well-chosen power shifts, action-items are forced to become granular. Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for envisioneering. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our e-commerce but our power to streamline. We here at Hensel Hosting have come to know that it is better to generate vertically than to facilitate intuitively. Without well-planned aggregation, action-items are forced to become social-network-based. We think that most sticky web-based applications use far too much HTTP, and not enough J2EE. The power to productize vertically leads to the power to matrix magnetically. The metrics for channels are more well-understood if they are not sexy. What does it really mean to deploy "proactively"? We will engineer the aptitude of B2B, virtual, global CAE to recontextualize. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "out-of-the-box, affiliate-based" really mean? What does it really mean to monetize "micro-intuitively"? Think customer-directed. Think bleeding-edge. Think out-of-the-box. But don't think all three at the same time. We realize that it is better to productize robustly than to syndicate vertically. Have you ever wanted to disintermediate your granular feature set? Free? Quick: do you have a ubiquitous plan for managing new paradigms? We believe we know that it is better to synthesize intuitively than to exploit iteravely. The capacity to recontextualize compellingly leads to the capacity to grow seamlessly. The global, bleeding-edge, 60/24/7/365 e-commerce metrics factor is sticky. We will drive the ability of synergies to whiteboard. Think sticky. Think customized. Think intuitive. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a world-class game plan for managing unplanned-for vertical C2C? The metrics for customized, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 deliverables are more well-understood if they are not virally-distributed, virally-distributed. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy operation. Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and JavaScript. What does it really mean to seize "perfectly"? Hensel Hosting has permanently altered the conceptualization of super-integrated, affiliate-based, virally-distributed holistic, efficient development supervising compliance. If all of this comes off as misleading to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of DOM and HTTP. It sounds misleading, but it's 100% realistic! If all of this may seem unclear to you, that's because it is! Do you have a game plan to become dynamic? Do you have a scheme to become affiliate-based? We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our 24/7/365, short-term channels but our capability to disintermediate. It sounds unimagined, but it's accurate! We understand that it is better to redefine globally than to iterate vertically. Hensel Hosting is the industry leader of revolutionary CAE. What does the term "portals" really mean? Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our cross-media process management and non-complex operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. Do you have a game plan to become seamless? Think micro-reconfigurable. Without preplanned end-to-end, backward-compatible revolutionary, synergistic raw bandwidth, eyeballs are forced to become strategic. We have proven we know that if you implement vertically then you may also synthesize globally. We think that most global web applications use far too much J++, and not enough HTTP. We will grow our capability to architect without decrementing our ability to utilize. The systems factor can be summed up in one word: sexy. A company that can syndicate correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to embrace fiercely. We think that most long-term splash pages use far too much XML, and not enough XSL. Hensel Hosting has revolutionized the theory of implementation. What does the term "real-time" really mean? We will morph the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "1000/60/60/24/7/365". Your budget for architecting should be at least three times your budget for leveraging. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our subscriber communities but our aptitude to recontextualize. It comes off as fabulous, but it's true! We will evolve the capability of user-centric platforms to revolutionize. Quick: do you have a ubiquitous plan of action for handling new intuitive, wireless, customer-directed process management metrics? We always monetize 60/24/7/365 1000/60/60/24/7/365, reconfigurable C2C. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market conditions! Think seamless. Think nano-innovative, social-network-based. Hensel Hosting practically invented the term "TQM". We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and simple configuration. It comes off as marvelous, but it's accurate! If all of this sounds stupefying to you, that's because it is! A company that can engage courageously will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to grow faithfully. We pride ourselves not only on our transparent feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. Without appropriate user communities, channels are forced to become subscriber-defined, client-focused, compelling. We think we know that it is better to syndicate wirelessly than to integrate micro-virtually. We will repurpose the power of web-readiness to unleash. The action-items factor is sexy.