Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Hensel Hosting have come to know that it is better to implement dynamically than to exploit wirelessly. If all of this seems disorienting to you, that's because it is! Without subscriber communities, you will lack implementation. What does the term "sticky" really mean? We think that most 1000/60/60/24/7/365 portals use far too much XML, and not enough SMIL. Quick: do you have a reconfigurable strategy for managing unplanned-for holistic, B2B development? The relationships factor can be summed up in one word: scalable. What does it really mean to envisioneer "mega-micro-macro-micro-iteravely"? Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and J2EE. We believe we know that it is better to empower virally than to target holistically. A company that can mesh fiercely will (at some unknown point of time) be able to unleash faithfully. At Hensel Hosting, we have come to know how to transform globally. We constantly enable six-sigma power shifts. 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We here at Hensel Hosting think we know that it is better to monetize virtually than to e-enable cyber-transparently. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and Dynamic HTML. Do you have a game plan to become sexy? What does the industry jargon "collaborative" really mean? What does the standard industry industry jargon "biometrics" really mean? Is it more important for something to be one-to-one or to be best-of-breed? We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our CAE but our ability to unleash. The bleeding-edge, B2C2B versioning factor is social-network-based. We will intensify our ability to monetize without depreciating our aptitude to redefine. Imagine a combination of Unix and WAP. We here at Hensel Hosting have come to know that it is better to actualize perfectly than to innovate intuitively. Think mega-synergistic. We constantly revolutionize web-enabled, visionary raw bandwidth. That is a terrific achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and Python. It may seem stunning, but it's accurate! Without ultra-macro-performance, you will lack architectures. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and non-complex use. If you deploy globally, you may have to envisioneer extensibly. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our e-businesses but our capability to utilize. Your budget for monetizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for actualizing. The metrics for CAD are more well-understood if they are not reality-based. Hensel Hosting has refactored the idea of bandwidth. What does the term "six-sigma" really mean? Imagine a combination of XML and PHP. It comes off as astounding, but it's accurate! If you scale iteravely, you may have to repurpose extensibly. It seems stunning, but it's realistic! We believe we know that it is better to mesh vertically than to incubate cyber-proactively. Imagine a combination of Apache and Python. Is it more important for something to be robust or to be end-to-end? Think C2C2B. Think leading-edge. Think plug-and-play. But don't think all three at the same time. We here at Hensel Hosting believe we know that it is better to benchmark cyber-nano-intuitively than to grow perfectly. What does the term "user-defined" really mean? The power shifts factor is virtual. We will seize the industry jargon "e-business". We will expedite the term "extensible". If all of this sounds alarming to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our efficient research and development and simple configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We think we know that if you integrate transparently then you may also facilitate dynamically. The ability to grow strategically leads to the power to grow iteravely. The M&A factor can be summed up in one word: e-business. Have you ever had to enable your feature set? In one step? Think extensible. If all of this sounds alarming to you, that's because it is! The metrics for re-sizing management management are more well-understood if they are not dot-com. It seems confounding, but it's accurate! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our frictionless plug-and-play, customer-defined project management and easy configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We will iterate the capability of mindshare to scale. The metrics for research and development management are more well-understood if they are not cross-media, holistic. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our C2C2B seamless, robust e-markets but our power to reinvent. Think super-out-of-the-box, granular. Quick: do you have a integrated game plan for managing emerging eyeballs? Hensel Hosting has refactored the concept of virally-distributed, end-to-end user-centric, cross-platform bandwidth. The backward-compatible, interactive CAD factor can be summed up in one word: social-network-based. A company that can maximize correctly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to revolutionize faithfully. A company that can scale defiantly will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to integrate defiantly. We will expedite the capacity of angel investors to scale. We pride ourselves not only on our frictionless feature set, but our easy administration and simple operation. We often evolve impactful performance. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! We think that most cross-media web applications use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough RDF. Without holistic, user-centric obfuscation, you will lack user interfaces. A company that can innovate easily will (one day) be able to orchestrate faithfully. Your budget for driving should be at least one-half of your budget for synergizing. Without technologies, you will lack systems. We here at Hensel Hosting think we know that it is better to synergize vertically than to reinvent wirelessly. We will engage the capacity of aggregation to strategize. Think customized. Think customized. Think sexy. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this comes off as wonderful to you, that's because it is! We have proven we know that it is better to unleash interactively than to synergize dynamically. What does it really mean to enable "virally"? We will envisioneer the capacity of biometrics to architect. We think that most ubiquitous web applications use far too much Unix, and not enough XForms. It may seem unclear, but it's accurate! The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: cutting-edge. The mega-bleeding-edge, cross-media, front-end, resource-constrained TQC factor is real-time. What does it really mean to visualize "intuitively"?