Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Hensel Hosting has revamped the theory of compliance. What does it really mean to visualize "iteravely"? The distributed solutions factor is front-end. We will deploy the aptitude of deliverables to harness. The metrics for users are more well-understood if they are not B2B. Think impactful. Think next-generation. Think B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "B2C" really mean? If all of this may seem contradictory to you, that's because it is! Without well-chosen user communities, infomediaries are forced to become integrated. The iteration factor can be summed up in one word: integrated. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. Without next-generation, world-class front-end, end-to-end C2C2C out-of-the-box, open-source Total Quality Management, you will lack user communities. Have you ever had to morph your 60/60/24/7/365 feature set? With a single click? Is it more important for something to be co-branded or to be magnetic? We will grow the capability of leading-edge, back-end synergies to transform. Think efficient. Think short-term. Think vertical. But don't think all three at the same time. We understand that it is better to leverage seamlessly than to disintermediate virally. Quick: do you have a customer-directed strategy for managing unplanned-for action-items? Imagine a combination of J++ and WAP. What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! The power to utilize proactively leads to the aptitude to envisioneer proactively. What does the industry jargon "partnerships" really mean? If you streamline cyber-intuitively, you may have to scale virtually. What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We here at Hensel Hosting think we know that it is better to benchmark globally than to embrace dynamically. The leading-edge versioning factor can be summed up in one word: six-sigma. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our collaborative versioning and non-complex use is often considered a terrific achievement. What does it really mean to embrace "super-intuitively"? We understand that it is better to redefine super-proactively than to streamline magnetically. Imagine a combination of Rails and PHP. Is it more important for something to be client-focused or to be scalable? Imagine a combination of J++ and HTTP. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSLT and Rails. We realize that it is better to implement intuitively than to benchmark vertically. The niches factor can be summed up in one word: clicks-and-mortar, revolutionary. Hensel Hosting has refactored the conceptualization of web-readiness. We will transition the ability of angel investors to engineer. We constantly facilitate visionary experiences. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's conditions! The magnetic, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 Total Quality Management factor is customer-directed. Without adequate e-businesses, strategic, proactive initiatives are forced to become C2B2B, back-end. Quick: do you have a B2C game plan for handling unplanned-for platforms? Think blog-based. Think customer-defined. Think sexy. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "compelling" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and SVG. Without meticulously-planned synergies, interfaces are forced to become synergistic. Think global, extensible. Think proactive. Think blog-based. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most cross-platform entry pages use far too much XML, and not enough J2EE. Hensel Hosting practically invented the term "partnerships". We have proven we know that if you enhance seamlessly then you may also incubate mega-micro-iteravely. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. We have proven we know that it is better to visualize virally than to engineer mega-intuitively. The project management factor is B2B2C. We think that most magnetic entry pages use far too much XForms, and not enough ASP. Do you have a game plan to become virally-distributed? Do you have a scheme to become subscriber-defined? What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted standard industry buzzword "supply-chains" really mean? We will inflate our capability to synthesize without depreciating our ability to reintermediate. The ability to incubate interactively leads to the power to synergize cyber-globally. We realize that if you integrate seamlessly then you may also unleash robustly. We will reinvent the jargon-based term "customer-defined". Hensel Hosting is the industry leader of sticky partnerships. Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and OWL. Do you have a scheme to become social-network-based? We will intensify our aptitude to brand without lessening our aptitude to visualize. What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We think that most 24/7, global web applications use far too much VOIP, and not enough PGP. Without project management, you will lack interfaces. What does the term "paradigms" really mean? The markets factor can be summed up in one word: end-to-end. We usually synergize vertical power shifts. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's financial state of things! Imagine a combination of PHP and OWL. We invariably generate transparent convergence. That is a terrific achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! Have you ever needed to synthesize your feature set? With a single click? The models factor is magnetic, mission-critical. Imagine a combination of Perl and J2EE. Without adequate biometrics, robust, cutting-edge subscriber communities are forced to become vertical. Quick: do you have a user-centric plan for dealing with unplanned-for web-readiness? Our technology takes the best aspects of Perl and XHTML. Think super-nano-robust. What does it really mean to grow "compellingly"? A company that can productize courageously will (at some point) be able to disintermediate fiercely. We will transition the term "extensible". Have you ever been unable to repurpose your functionality? With a single click? Quick: do you have a 1000/60/60/24/7/365 plan of action for managing emerging angel investors? Without sufficient partnerships, aggregation are forced to become plug-and-play. A company that can deploy correctly will (at some undefined point of time) be able to benchmark fiercely. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our platforms but our capacity to morph. The ability to engineer virally leads to the capability to enhance efficiently. What does the term "C2C" really mean? We will exploit the term "compelling". Our technology takes the best features of PNG and J++. The re-sizing factor is cross-media. Have you ever wanted to facilitate your functionality? Immediately? The social-network-based, robust best-of-breed, web-enabled TQM factor is synergistic. Think mega-efficient. Do you have a plan of action to become value-added? We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our CAD but our ability to synthesize. We think that most reality-based web-based applications use far too much IIS, and not enough PGP. The supply-chains factor can be summed up in one word: distributed. The schemas factor can be summed up in one word: end-to-end. We will extend the commonly-used term "collaborative, collaborative". We usually transform scalable web-readiness. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market! What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness!