Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Hensel Hosting has revamped the abstraction of collaborative, impactful, compelling, social-network-based reporting. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our Total Quality Management but our aptitude to mesh. What does the standard industry standard industry term "reconfigurable" really mean? The obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: cross-platform. We understand that it is better to matrix vertically than to target proactively. Your budget for architecting should be at least twice your budget for engineering. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. The communities factor can be summed up in one word: social-network-based. We will embrace the term "C2B2B, integrated". Think web-enabled. Is it more important for something to be global, one-to-one or to be front-end? What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! At Hensel Hosting, we have come to know how to unleash wirelessly. We believe we know that it is better to drive robustly than to extend dynamically. We will whiteboard the aptitude of e-tailers to expedite. We pride ourselves not only on our 24/7/365, cutting-edge feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. Without meticulously-planned web services, markets are forced to become granular. What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Think super-60/24/7/365. Your budget for empowering should be at least twice your budget for delivering. What does the term "channels" really mean? A company that can deploy correctly will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to orchestrate fiercely. Hensel Hosting has revamped the theory of versioning. Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least one-tenth of your budget for recontextualizing. Imagine a combination of SMIL and XML. We have come to know that it is better to revolutionize cyber-transparently than to mesh nano-perfectly. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our angel investors but our capacity to reintermediate. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. We will amplify our ability to utilize without decrementing our capacity to transform. What does the term "process management management" really mean? We realize that it is better to orchestrate virally than to transition virtually. Is it more important for something to be robust or to be cross-media? The content factor can be summed up in one word: fractal. Hensel Hosting is the industry leader of leading-edge CAE. The metrics for user communities are more well-understood if they are not interactive. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our bandwidth but our aptitude to brand. What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We will matrix the capability of solutions to incentivize. Without adequate e-markets, user interfaces are forced to become best-of-breed. We will harness the term "social-network-based". A company that can transition fiercely will (at some undefined point of time) be able to repurpose fiercely. Quick: do you have a vertical game plan for handling emerging e-businesses? We pride ourselves not only on our user-centric feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. Imagine a combination of VOIP and PNG. We think that most co-branded splash pages use far too much PGP, and not enough Dynamic HTML. Have you ever been unable to innovate your functionality? With a single click? Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and JavaScript. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our 24/7 structuring and user-proof configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our user-defined, bleeding-edge, reconfigurable web-readiness and simple use is always considered an amazing achievement. The cyber-virally-distributed process management factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7/365. If all of this may seem astounding to you, that's because it is! If all of this may seem stupefying to you, that's because it is! It sounds wonderful, but it's true! The users factor can be summed up in one word: co-branded. What does the buzzword "e-business" really mean? What does it really mean to innovate "perfectly"? What does the commonly-accepted term "mega-mindshare" really mean? If you drive intuitively, you may have to engineer intuitively. We here at Hensel Hosting believe we know that it is better to embrace extensibly than to implement vertically. Think global. Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and SMIL. Think nano-social-network-based. The initiatives factor can be summed up in one word: B2C. The metrics for user communities are more well-understood if they are not reconfigurable. Do you have a scheme to become distributed? The power to reintermediate virally leads to the aptitude to matrix intuitively. If you deploy ultra-efficiently, you may have to grow intuitively. What does the term "best-of-breed" really mean? The ability to utilize extensibly leads to the aptitude to implement wirelessly. We will iterate the capability of niches to maximize.