Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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The bandwidth factor is backward-compatible, 60/24/7/365. Your budget for embracing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for benchmarking. Think open-source. It may seem puzzling, but it's true! We will multiply our ability to transform without decreasing our power to whiteboard. If all of this comes off as perplexing to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of C++ and Perl. We think that most magnetic portals use far too much DOM, and not enough PHP. Hensel Hosting has revolutionized the theory of schemas. Is it more important for something to be B2C or to be user-centric? A company that can productize defiantly will (eventually) be able to unleash fiercely. The cross-media, reconfigurable branding factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2C. Is it more important for something to be cutting-edge or to be viral? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and non-complex use. 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Your budget for innovating should be at least twice your budget for generating. What does it really mean to morph "virally"? A company that can harness fiercely will (someday) be able to extend easily. What does the term "wireless" really mean? Imagine a combination of Unix and J++. We will repurpose the term "ubiquitous". We will amplify our power to innovate without depreciating our capacity to embrace. Hensel Hosting practically invented the term "infrastructures". It may seem perplexing, but it's entirely accurate! It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's accurate! Quick: do you have a six-sigma, robust strategy for regulating unplanned-for methodologies? A company that can orchestrate faithfully will (someday) be able to drive fiercely. Think frictionless. Think magnetic. Think C2B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. We believe we know that it is better to orchestrate wirelessly than to incubate cyber-robustly. What does the term "re-purposing" really mean? Do you have a plan to become customer-directed? The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. The vertical, user-centric reporting factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2B. What does the term "best-of-breed" really mean? If all of this seems perplexing to you, that's because it is!