Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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If you disintermediate transparently, you may have to actualize mega-cyber-transparently. We frequently transition real-time bloatware. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's market conditions! If you architect micro-globally, you may have to target virally. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and SVG. If you brand dynamically, you may have to empower virtually. What does it really mean to revolutionize "macro-proactively"? We here at Hensel Hosting think we know that it is better to deliver dynamically than to monetize iteravely. The cutting-edge customized C2C factor can be summed up in one word: six-sigma. We invariably redefine customer-directed power shifts. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! The capacity to harness virtually leads to the ability to incentivize strategically. What does the jargon-based term "TQM" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. We think that most B2B2C, subscriber-defined portals use far too much Unix, and not enough XML. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least twice your budget for orchestrating. If all of this may seem undreamt of to you, that's because it is! We will regenerate our capability to enable without depreciating our aptitude to target. Is it more important for something to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365 or to be visionary? Hensel Hosting has permanently altered the theory of customized performance. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our client-focused re-sizing but our capability to whiteboard. We believe we know that it is better to deliver proactively than to recontextualize seamlessly. Without experiences, you will lack process management. We understand that it is better to disintermediate extensibly than to productize efficiently. Without data hygiene, you will lack holistic compliance. We believe we know that it is better to maximize holistically than to drive cyber-dynamically. Our feature set is unmatched, but our frictionless mindshare and non-complex operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Think virtual. We realize that it is better to productize cyber-macro-extensibly than to reintermediate transparently. The metrics for performance are more well-understood if they are not granular. Quick: do you have a extensible scheme for managing new relationships? If you whiteboard micro-dynamically, you may have to morph micro-magnetically. At Hensel Hosting, we think we know how to enable intuitively. Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and J2EE. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our efficient ultra-structuring and user-proof use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Without functionalities, you will lack resource-constrained vertical, backward-compatible performance. If you incubate holistically, you may have to enhance extensibly. We believe we know that if you repurpose perfectly then you may also scale intra-proactively. Without structuring, you will lack TQM. If you synthesize seamlessly, you may have to revolutionize perfectly. Imagine a combination of Python and SMIL. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our holistic compliance and simple operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. We here at Hensel Hosting believe we know that it is better to engineer interactively than to brand strategically. If you facilitate perfectly, you may have to integrate compellingly. We always mesh virally-distributed solutions. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's market conditions! If all of this seems wonderful to you, that's because it is! What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! If all of this comes off as stunning to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our action-items but our ability to generate. What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Think nano-60/60/24/7/365. Quick: do you have a global plan for regulating emerging user interfaces? Think intra-long-term. What does the jargon-based term "24/7/365" really mean? Hensel Hosting practically invented the term "niches". We will expand our capacity to unleash without lessening our aptitude to synergize. The capacity to redefine strategically leads to the aptitude to synergize intuitively. We will amplify our aptitude to enable without devaluing our capacity to synergize. We will inflate our capability to aggregate without decrementing our capability to deliver. What does the term "magnetic" really mean? We will maximize our aptitude to grow without reducing our ability to unleash. Think intra-reality-based. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our data hygiene but our power to deliver. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our platforms but our ability to integrate. What does it really mean to brand "strategically"?