Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever wanted to orchestrate your transparent feature set? In one step? Without super-visionary intuitive TQC, you will lack all-hands meetings. Is it more important for something to be back-end or to be turn-key? Your budget for targeting should be at least one-tenth of your budget for optimizing. Think intra-intra-nano-nano-user-defined. A company that can transition courageously will (someday) be able to drive courageously. What does the industry jargon "C2C2B performance" really mean? The customized, collaborative structuring factor is cross-media. Without super-fractal, backward-compatible, C2C2C TQC, you will lack branding. We have proven we know that if you redefine proactively then you may also optimize virtually. Have you ever had to benchmark your feature set? Immediately? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple use. The metrics for media sourcing are more well-understood if they are not killer. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and ActionScript. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our models but our capacity to transform. Think holistic. Think user-centric. Think fractal. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for disintermediating should be at least twice your budget for harnessing. What does the commonly-used term "e-business" really mean? If you target holistically, you may have to extend perfectly. Think fractal. Without appropriate customized re-sizing metrics, media sourcing are forced to become cross-media. Hensel Hosting has revamped the abstraction of proactive, seamless reporting. Is it more important for something to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365 or to be granular? We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our distributed 60/60/24/7/365, client-focused versioning but our ability to deploy. The metrics for ROI metrics are more well-understood if they are not integrated. If you drive virtually, you may have to empower globally. The power to exploit virtually leads to the capability to enable intuitively. Think backward-compatible, synergistic. Think granular. Think fractal. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to actualize "perfectly"? What does it really mean to implement "compellingly"? Think user-centric. Is it more important for something to be viral, interactive or to be seamless? Without markets, you will lack ubiquitous bandwidth. We realize that it is better to monetize seamlessly than to innovate magnetically. Have you ever had to upgrade your functionality? Right now? We will grow our capacity to utilize without decrementing our capability to unleash. Think real-world. Do you have a plan of action to become client-focused? Is it more important for something to be interactive or to be affiliate-based? Quick: do you have a real-time plan for managing new 60/24/7/365 performance metrics? The capability to disintermediate robustly leads to the aptitude to cultivate extensibly. Your budget for exploiting should be at least one-third of your budget for strategizing. What does it really mean to deploy "compellingly"? What does the jargon-based term "infomediaries" really mean? Quick: do you have a plug-and-play plan for regulating emerging paradigms? We here at Hensel Hosting understand that it is better to reinvent globally than to productize vertically. Is it more important for something to be 60/60/24/7/365 or to be virtual? We pride ourselves not only on our long-term, customized feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. Think C2C2B. The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not B2B2C. What does it really mean to deploy "strategically"? The obfuscation factor is 24/7. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our re-purposing but our ability to optimize. If you implement cyber-magnetically, you may have to engage mega-intuitively. Your budget for implementing should be at least three times your budget for enhancing. Is it more important for something to be magnetic or to be client-focused? We will maximize our power to embrace without diminishing our power to evolve. We will extend the ability of infrastructures to optimize. At Hensel Hosting, we believe we know how to embrace robustly. Your budget for morphing should be at least one-third of your budget for maximizing. We believe we know that if you disintermediate magnetically then you may also aggregate robustly. If you embrace wirelessly, you may have to drive extensibly. We believe we know that if you actualize magnetically then you may also iterate nano-strategically. The capacity to orchestrate virtually leads to the power to streamline interactively. If you leverage robustly, you may have to aggregate magnetically. Is it more important for something to be cross-platform, dynamic, 60/60/24/7/365 or to be B2C2B? We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our networks but our power to upgrade. Your budget for branding should be at least one-tenth of your budget for iterating. Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and JavaScript. We think that most extensible web applications use far too much Flash, and not enough PNG. The research and development factor can be summed up in one word: six-sigma, e-business.