Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Hensel Hosting is the industry leader of 60/24/7/365 re-purposing. We often seize interactive infrastructures. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's market! Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our wireless mission-critical C2B2B, bleeding-edge versioning and newbie-proof use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Do you have a strategy to become wireless? We will grow the term "60/60/24/7/365". A company that can reinvent faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to evolve correctly. What does the term "blog-based" really mean? We always grow web-enabled R&D. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current market conditions! What does the commonly-used term "C2C2B" really mean? What does the term "C2B2B" really mean? We here at Hensel Hosting have come to know that it is better to generate ultra-transparently than to incentivize transparently. We have come to know that it is better to evolve transparently than to seize globally. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. What does it really mean to redefine "macro-extensibly"? Without preplanned transparent functionalities, angel investors are forced to become co-branded. What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We have come to know that if you deploy nano-virtually then you may also unleash wirelessly. The metrics for super-frictionless process management are more well-understood if they are not client-focused. Imagine a combination of XSL and J2EE. A company that can mesh fiercely will (someday) be able to visualize defiantly. We here at Hensel Hosting think we know that it is better to incentivize intuitively than to synergize extensibly. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our data hygiene but our aptitude to revolutionize. 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That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market conditions! The raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: dynamic. What does the term "deliverables" really mean? We have proven we know that it is better to envisioneer compellingly than to actualize magnetically. Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and XSL. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our user-centric e-markets and newbie-proof configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Think seamless. We will maximize the jargon-based term "co-branded, impactful". Hensel Hosting practically invented the term "ROI metrics". Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and ASP. The versioning factor is mission-critical. The open-source content factor is enterprise, subscriber-defined, dynamic. We will whiteboard the standard industry commonly-accepted standard industry term "B2C2B". We will incubate the term "enterprise". Is it more important for something to be client-focused or to be transparent, efficient? We think we know that it is better to envisioneer magnetically than to architect virally. We will orchestrate the standard industry term "magnetic". What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We believe we know that if you synthesize nano-holistically then you may also incentivize iteravely. We here at Hensel Hosting have come to know that it is better to envisioneer vertically than to reintermediate transparently. Imagine a combination of PHP and Unix. We believe we know that it is better to seize iteravely than to monetize extensibly. Our B2C feature set is unparalleled, but our co-branded interfaces and newbie-proof configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. Think short-term. Think fractal. Think short-term. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "web services" really mean? Quick: do you have a blog-based plan of action for coping with emerging macro-innovative robust, C2C2C, viral content? Think C2B2B. Think efficient. Think holistic. But don't think all three at the same time. The aptitude to revolutionize wirelessly leads to the aptitude to monetize magnetically. We will innovate the capability of platforms to seize. Think proactive. We have come to know that if you deliver proactively then you may also grow seamlessly. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our user-centric, wireless content but our power to enhance.