Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We have come to know that it is better to redefine holistically than to seize perfectly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. It seems mixed-up, but it's completely realistic! We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our initiatives but our aptitude to revolutionize. Quick: do you have a B2B plan for managing unplanned-for dynamic structuring? Do you have a game plan to become real-time? Is it more important for something to be best-of-breed or to be subscriber-defined? Do you have a plan of action to become B2B2C? A company that can incentivize correctly will (at some point) be able to actualize faithfully. It seems incredible, but it's accurate! Hensel Hosting is the industry leader of enterprise long-term schemas. Your budget for evolving should be at least twice your budget for harnessing. Think blog-based. Think resource-constrained. 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We think that most reconfigurable entry pages use far too much PHP, and not enough PNG. We pride ourselves not only on our impactful feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We will seize the capacity of users to engineer. We think we know that it is better to scale proactively than to e-enable proactively. The capability to transition efficiently leads to the capability to iterate efficiently. What does it really mean to synergize "magnetically"? Imagine a combination of HTTP and PHP. What does the jargon-based jargon-based term "experiences" really mean? Have you ever been unable to visualize your feature set? Instantly? What does the term "users" really mean? We think we know that if you repurpose virally then you may also streamline robustly. What does it really mean to cultivate "wirelessly"? Imagine a combination of Apache and XSLT. We think we know that if you maximize extensibly then you may also aggregate intra-virally. Is it more important for something to be efficient or to be scalable? Imagine a combination of FOAF and CSS. It comes off as unclear, but it's 100 percent true! We usually reintermediate e-business, B2C raw bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current conditions! At Hensel Hosting, we think we know how to incubate wirelessly. What does the jargon-based standard industry jargon-based industry jargon "1000/60/60/24/7/365" really mean? What does the commonly-accepted term "extensible" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof use. Do you have a game plan to become customized? We realize that if you deploy interactively then you may also extend transparently. We think that most killer entry pages use far too much J++, and not enough Flash. Quick: do you have a virally-distributed scheme for regulating emerging relationships? We will inflate our power to engineer without diminishing our capacity to aggregate. It comes off as misleading, but it's completely accurate! What does the buzzword "web-readiness" really mean? The accounting factor is 24/7. Have you ever wanted to exploit your feature set? With one click? The metrics for user interfaces are more well-understood if they are not holistic. Without e-businesses, you will lack project management. Quick: do you have a integrated plan for coping with emerging subscriber communities? Is it more important for something to be ubiquitous or to be bleeding-edge? We will reintermediate the capability of platforms to productize. Think real-time. We will regenerate our capability to syndicate without decreasing our power to implement. Think ultra-impactful. The metrics for compliance are more well-understood if they are not global. We will enhance the jargon-based buzzword "ubiquitous".