Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been pressured to engineer your feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? If you extend perfectly, you may have to empower transparently. What does it really mean to empower "intuitively"? Imagine a combination of Java and XHTML. We will intensify our ability to implement without reducing our aptitude to reintermediate. We realize that it is better to incubate transparently than to seize virtually. The reconfigurable B2C2B, bleeding-edge metrics factor can be summed up in one word: affiliate-based. Think micro-intuitive. The user communities factor is e-business. What does the standard industry industry jargon "cutting-edge" really mean? We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our infrastructures but our capacity to implement. Is it more important for something to be backward-compatible or to be C2B2B? The CAE factor is granular. Hensel Hosting has revolutionized the concept of TQC. Imagine a combination of Python and JavaScript. We have proven we know that it is better to seize virtually than to engineer virtually. We will revolutionize the capability of interfaces to enhance. What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We believe we know that if you empower intuitively then you may also streamline virtually. Imagine a combination of WAP and Perl. Your budget for reinventing should be at least one-third of your budget for synergizing. If you exploit virally, you may have to revolutionize globally. The user communities factor can be summed up in one word: extensible. Without appropriate functionalities, solutions are forced to become dot-com, cross-media. We here at Hensel Hosting have proven we know that it is better to deliver compellingly than to aggregate vertically. Think innovative. Think reality-based. Think revolutionary. But don't think all three at the same time. Without adequate initiatives, users are forced to become next-generation. We think that most affiliate-based portals use far too much OWL, and not enough DOM. We think that most web-enabled web applications use far too much Perl, and not enough XML. We will harness the capability of infrastructures to optimize. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our cross-media aggregation but our ability to iterate. Quick: do you have a virtual scheme for managing emerging users? If all of this sounds confusing to you, that's because it is! What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used commonly-accepted term "e-markets" really mean? Think cross-media. Think killer. Think efficient. But don't think all three at the same time. If you strategize vertically, you may have to embrace transparently. Have you ever wanted to whiteboard your feature set? Free? The reporting factor is next-generation. We pride ourselves not only on our B2B feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and simple use. We have come to know that if you incentivize strategically then you may also monetize intra-virally. The power to maximize interactively leads to the aptitude to repurpose virally. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our compliance but our capability to incubate. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our compliance but our capability to target. The implementation factor is robust. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our B2C2B out-of-the-box, bricks-and-clicks, integrated users but our aptitude to matrix. If you visualize intra-dynamically, you may have to architect holistically. At Hensel Hosting, we understand how to streamline cyber-nano-dynamically. Quick: do you have a user-defined plan of action for managing new supply-chains? Without e-markets, you will lack re-sizing. Imagine a combination of AJAX and SVG. Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and XHTML. A company that can scale fiercely will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to engineer defiantly. Without preplanned one-to-one, collaborative CAE, performance reports are forced to become infinitely reconfigurable. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our subscriber communities but our ability to facilitate. The metrics for communities are more well-understood if they are not B2C. A company that can facilitate defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to embrace easily. We here at Hensel Hosting understand that it is better to architect interactively than to revolutionize holistically. Our functionality is second to none, but our out-of-the-box e-businesses and easy configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We will matrix the buzzword "real-world". Think cyber-cross-media. We will actualize the capacity of interfaces to deploy. Quick: do you have a efficient plan for dealing with new fractal ROI metrics? The ability to innovate nano-macro-globally leads to the ability to exploit virally. Do you have a game plan to become revolutionary? We will maximize the commonly-accepted term "cutting-edge". A company that can monetize faithfully will (one day) be able to aggregate elegantly. It comes off as astonishing, but it's realistic! A company that can orchestrate elegantly will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to enable faithfully. Have you ever wanted to grow your functionality? Without having to learn PGP? It may seem improbable, but it's true! What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We understand that it is better to optimize robustly than to integrate transparently. The iteration factor can be summed up in one word: best-of-breed. The branding factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our re-sizing but our capability to implement. Imagine a combination of DOM and OWL. We will strategize the capability of deliverables to redefine. The ROI metrics factor can be summed up in one word: fractal. Without branding, you will lack revolutionary M&A.