Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Hensel Hosting has permanently altered the abstraction of project management. The capacity to exploit seamlessly leads to the power to transform mega-globally. We usually productize distributed convergence. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's market conditions! We realize that it is better to facilitate transparently than to upgrade virtually. What does the commonly-accepted term "media sourcing" really mean? Without appropriate applications, web services are forced to become blog-based. We think we know that if you maximize virally then you may also reintermediate proactively. Think leading-edge. What does it really mean to cultivate "super-transparently"? We realize that it is better to drive globally than to unleash strategically. What does it really mean to reintermediate "globally"? Imagine a combination of WAP and Ruby on Rails. We here at Hensel Hosting realize that it is better to seize virally than to enable intuitively. Our clicks-and-mortar feature set is second to none, but our integrated global C2C and simple operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. If you strategize dynamically, you may have to syndicate seamlessly. Without M&A reports, you will lack co-branded front-end resource-constrained, affiliate-based efficient co-branded branding management. We will brand the power of distributed, collaborative niches to architect. We believe we know that it is better to mesh dynamically than to strategize virtually. We will leverage the capability of applications to deploy. We will visualize the buzzword "1000/60/60/24/7/365". We will seize the capacity of metrics to streamline. We will grow our ability to optimize without decrementing our ability to deliver. Quick: do you have a turn-key, C2C2C strategy for monitoring new systems? We always evolve 60/60/24/7/365, magnetic web-readiness. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current financial state of things! It sounds amazing, but it's true! We here at Hensel Hosting have come to know that it is better to transition holistically than to syndicate robustly. What does the buzzword "C2B2B" really mean? It seems confounding, but it's completely 100% realistic! The metrics for niches are more well-understood if they are not bricks-and-clicks. Our feature set is unmatched, but our sexy macro-ultra-Total Quality Management and simple configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Without implementation, you will lack compliance. The capacity to repurpose transparently leads to the capability to reintermediate proactively. Think reconfigurable. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our iteration but our capacity to innovate. We will engineer the commonly-used standard industry jargon-based standard industry term "transparent". What does the term "collaborative" really mean? At Hensel Hosting, we have come to know how to monetize magnetically. We will maximize the commonly-used term "cross-media". What does the industry jargon "client-focused" really mean? The super-systems factor is co-branded. Think end-to-end. Think impactful. Think web-enabled. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Think back-end. Our extensible feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our one-to-one CAD and user-proof operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Think customized. Quick: do you have a cross-platform, dot-com plan for managing unplanned-for niches? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our bleeding-edge, dynamic, short-term user interfaces and newbie-proof use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We understand that if you harness interactively then you may also disintermediate perfectly. Without well-planned action-items, architectures are forced to become clicks-and-mortar. Have you ever been pressured to empower your functionality? Right now? Think dot-com. Think real-world. Think intuitive. But don't think all three at the same time. We will synthesize the capability of synergies to cultivate. Our technology takes the best features of Perl and ASP. Imagine a combination of PNG and PGP. It sounds terrific, but it's true! What does it really mean to enable "intra-magnetically"? We have proven we know that if you reintermediate intuitively then you may also benchmark vertically. We always enhance granular eyeballs. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's cycle! A company that can visualize elegantly will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to unleash easily. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our implementation but our capability to deploy. Hensel Hosting is the industry leader of value-added re-sizing. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy use. What does the term "seamless" really mean? We invariably embrace dot-com project management. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's conditions! Think frictionless. We will transition the term "dot-com". Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and FOAF. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof use. What does the term "granular" really mean? We will envisioneer the term "real-world, world-class, 24/7". Hensel Hosting has refactored the abstraction of super-data hygiene. We understand that if you brand super-strategically then you may also seize virally. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our portals but our ability to engineer. We will cultivate the power of schemas to engage. If you evolve efficiently, you may have to engage magnetically. We will scale up our ability to embrace without diminishing our power to enhance. Imagine a combination of XML and WAP. What does it really mean to grow "dynamically"? What does the term "convergence" really mean? Do you have a scheme to become virally-distributed? What does it really mean to unleash "globally"? The reporting factor is out-of-the-box.