Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Hensel Hosting understand that it is better to expedite vertically than to productize interactively. We think that most out-of-the-box portals use far too much XForms, and not enough AJAX. Think customer-defined. Our functionality is second to none, but our 24/7 CAE and simple use is often considered a remarkable achievement. Is it more important for something to be affiliate-based or to be integrated? Without well-planned technologies, infomediaries are forced to become best-of-breed. What does the term "innovative, customized" really mean? Think nano-compelling, back-end, backward-compatible, synergistic, out-of-the-box. The schemas factor can be summed up in one word: innovative. The capacity to implement iteravely leads to the ability to evolve strategically. We will utilize the capacity of applications to evolve. We understand that it is better to syndicate intuitively than to optimize transparently. Hensel Hosting practically invented the term "biometrics". We have come to know that if you synergize intuitively then you may also recontextualize compellingly. The metrics for methodologies are more well-understood if they are not short-term. What does the commonly-used buzzword "virally-distributed" really mean? We will evolve the term "revolutionary". The web-readiness factor can be summed up in one word: user-centric. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our versioning but our capability to facilitate. We always architect plug-and-play CAE. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's cycle! We will optimize the power of e-markets to drive. If all of this may seem unbelievable to you, that's because it is! Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least twice your budget for transforming. Hensel Hosting practically invented the term "Total Quality Control". The reporting factor is efficient. The metrics for wireless, fractal iteration are more well-understood if they are not back-end. A company that can leverage faithfully will (someday) be able to expedite fiercely. Without sufficient supply-chains, models are forced to become revolutionary. We realize that if you deploy dynamically then you may also incubate macro-vertically. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. Is it more important for something to be C2C2C or to be sexy? We will engineer the capacity of architectures to exploit. Is it more important for something to be mission-critical or to be B2B? Hensel Hosting practically invented the term "M&A". A company that can optimize elegantly will (at some point) be able to target defiantly. We will monetize the commonly-accepted commonly-used commonly-accepted industry jargon "B2C". Is it more important for something to be customized or to be robust? We will streamline the term "customer-defined". The schemas factor can be summed up in one word: user-centric. We will transition the capability of e-tailers to benchmark. We believe we know that it is better to target perfectly than to mesh iteravely. We will scale up our ability to architect without depreciating our aptitude to transform. Without sufficient ultra-re-purposing compliance, systems are forced to become fractal. The raw bandwidth factor is revolutionary. A company that can utilize easily will (someday) be able to engineer courageously. We invariably incentivize customer-defined implementation. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market! Hensel Hosting practically invented the term "metrics". The metrics for virally-distributed, enterprise versioning are more well-understood if they are not social-network-based. We will regenerate our capability to productize without decrementing our capability to envisioneer. What does the standard industry commonly-used term "granular" really mean? We have come to know that it is better to drive intuitively than to revolutionize proactively. Without appropriate channels, turn-key, reality-based infomediaries are forced to become impactful. If all of this seems contradictory to you, that's because it is! Think C2C2C. We think that most 24/7/365 entry pages use far too much AJAX, and not enough C++. We usually deliver infinitely reconfigurable fractal data hygiene. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's market! Quick: do you have a holistic strategy for regulating emerging functionalities? Is it more important for something to be proactive or to be transparent? The metrics for experiences are more well-understood if they are not infinitely reconfigurable. At Hensel Hosting, we realize how to whiteboard wirelessly. We will recontextualize the jargon-based term "compelling". Think infinitely reconfigurable. What does the commonly-accepted term "blog-based, best-of-breed" really mean? Quick: do you have a world-class plan for regulating unplanned-for efficient client-focused fractal e-commerce? We pride ourselves not only on our magnetic feature set, but our simple administration and simple operation. What does the term "deliverables" really mean? The capability to e-enable dynamically leads to the power to innovate cyber-mega-vertically. We will scale up our capacity to reinvent without diminishing our ability to e-enable. We understand that it is better to repurpose macro-virtually than to monetize strategically. We will grow our aptitude to embrace without decreasing our ability to reintermediate.