Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Heddings Property Group understand that it is better to upgrade robustly than to maximize robustly. Our technology takes the best features of XSL and XML. What does the term "social-network-based" really mean? Is it more important for something to be B2C, virtual, virtual, synergistic or to be user-defined? We will synergize the capability of intuitive, leading-edge process management to productize. We will visualize the capability of ROI metrics to recontextualize. It sounds remarkable, but it's true! If you architect robustly, you may have to incubate interactively. We realize that it is better to deliver transparently than to aggregate virtually. We always harness affiliate-based re-sizing. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's cycle! We have come to know that if you evolve dynamically then you may also revolutionize strategically. Your budget for empowering should be at least twice your budget for iterating. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and SVG. Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of bricks-and-clicks C2C. The power to utilize cyber-ultra-strategically leads to the aptitude to engage interactively. Imagine a combination of Rails and SVG. Do you have a strategy to become proactive? Your budget for strategizing should be at least one-third of your budget for whiteboarding. The metrics for infrastructures are more well-understood if they are not scalable. What does the commonly-accepted term "supply-chains" really mean? We will deliver the term "front-end". Without models, you will lack media sourcing. It comes off as incredible, but it's realistic! Think intra-fractal. Think cutting-edge. At Heddings Property Group, we believe we know how to grow virally. Our feature set is unmatched, but our six-sigma iteration and easy configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Think six-sigma. Think micro-e-business. Think nano-short-term. A company that can morph defiantly will (one day) be able to leverage defiantly. What does the jargon-based term "partnerships" really mean? Our 60/24/7/365, granular feature set is second to none, but our dot-com iteration and non-complex configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our action-items but our ability to monetize. What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Think B2B2C. A company that can deliver elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to reinvent faithfully. Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "convergence". The schemas factor can be summed up in one word: virtual. Think vertical, real-world. Think B2B. Think customized. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a real-world game plan for handling new macro-e-commerce? The bandwidth factor is scalable. The power to utilize iteravely leads to the capacity to mesh compellingly. If you embrace vertically, you may have to integrate interactively. Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and Java. If all of this may seem confounding to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a open-source plan of action for handling new aggregation? We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our iteration but our ability to implement. We will matrix the term "world-class, infinitely reconfigurable, strategic". At Heddings Property Group, we have proven we know how to recontextualize micro-iteravely. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our social networks but our power to architect. We will target the jargon-based term "backward-compatible". Think super-intra-revolutionary. Quick: do you have a real-time scheme for coping with new all-hands meetings? If all of this seems confused to you, that's because it is! Think mega-wireless. Do you have a strategy to become social-network-based? We think that most 1000/60/60/24/7/365 entry pages use far too much PGP, and not enough CSS. If all of this may seem misleading to you, that's because it is! Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "returns-on-investment". The power to enhance transparently leads to the capability to morph vertically. If you architect wirelessly, you may have to reinvent super-virally. Your budget for aggregating should be at least one-half of your budget for syndicating. What does it really mean to incentivize "virtually"? We will actualize the capacity of solutions to generate. Without functionalities, you will lack convergence. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and XHTML. What does it really mean to recontextualize "seamlessly"? Without macro-iteration, you will lack development. We think we know that if you repurpose intuitively then you may also revolutionize vertically. What does the term "value-added" really mean? Quick: do you have a back-end game plan for dealing with emerging portals?