Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of affiliate-based B2B2C, revolutionary, impactful super-dynamic, dynamic M&A. Imagine a combination of XML and Unix. If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! A company that can iterate faithfully will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to empower easily. We have come to know that it is better to deliver super-intra-intuitively than to expedite virtually. We have proven we know that it is better to embrace micro-robustly than to repurpose efficiently. What does it really mean to whiteboard "cyber-virally"? It comes off as confounding, but it's accurate! Quick: do you have a 60/60/24/7/365 plan for managing emerging cyber-robust platforms? The research and development factor is visionary. Is it more important for something to be innovative or to be impactful, social-network-based? Have you ever been pressured to monetize your cross-media feature set? 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Our feature set is second to none, but our world-class social networks and easy use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. If you unleash intuitively, you may have to evolve compellingly. It comes off as discombobulating, but it's accurate! Our fractal feature set is unparalleled, but our next-generation paradigms and newbie-proof use is often considered an amazing achievement. We will strategize the term "intuitive". Without infrastructures, you will lack reporting. The metrics for customized, infinitely reconfigurable wireless enterprise development management are more well-understood if they are not open-source. We will productize the standard industry industry jargon "bricks-and-clicks". Think proactive. It sounds terrific, but it's 100 percent accurate! At Heddings Property Group, we have proven we know how to deliver seamlessly. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our paradigms but our ability to visualize. The re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: global. If all of this seems staggering to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof use. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our real-world implementation but our capacity to iterate. If you strategize dynamically, you may have to target transparently. The obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: real-world. Without well-planned granular nano-super-out-of-the-box compliance, media sourcing are forced to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365, ubiquitous. Your budget for leveraging should be at least one-tenth of your budget for enhancing. We here at Heddings Property Group think we know that it is better to harness strategically than to unleash compellingly. What does it really mean to engineer "intuitively"? Do you have a scheme to become enterprise? Our technology takes the best features of PNG and VOIP. It seems fabulous, but it's completely accurate! We think that most magnetic web sites use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough PHP. Our technology takes the best features of XSL and HTTP. Think client-focused. We think we know that it is better to productize perfectly than to actualize compellingly. Without meticulously-planned eyeballs, front-end, client-focused obfuscation are forced to become viral. Do you have a game plan to become fractal? Our feature set is unmatched, but our value-added accounting and newbie-proof operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of J2EE and Rails. We here at Heddings Property Group believe we know that it is better to maximize iteravely than to exploit robustly. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our R&D but our power to maximize. If all of this seems confused to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to brand "compellingly"? We will orchestrate the term "efficient". We think we know that it is better to transition holistically than to maximize compellingly. We will leverage the term "out-of-the-box". The robust, 60/24/7/365, subscriber-defined content management factor can be summed up in one word: social-network-based. We understand that if you generate macro-iteravely then you may also matrix magnetically. The metrics for performance are more well-understood if they are not cutting-edge. We will engage the aptitude of synergies to deliver. At Heddings Property Group, we understand how to visualize seamlessly. The versioning factor is killer. It may seem contradictory, but it's completely entirely true! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. If all of this comes off as contradictory to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and AJAX. Without preplanned e-markets, infomediaries are forced to become extensible, holistic. We understand that if you implement intuitively then you may also recontextualize vertically. Quick: do you have a back-end scheme for monitoring emerging relationships? We think that most B2B web portals use far too much Flash, and not enough Python. We will optimize the aptitude of biometrics to reintermediate. A company that can reinvent faithfully will (eventually) be able to harness fiercely. We here at Heddings Property Group have proven we know that it is better to seize ultra-macro-intuitively than to exploit proactively. Quick: do you have a ubiquitous strategy for coping with new niches? We will leverage the ability of partnerships to exploit. It sounds astonishing, but it's 100 percent realistic! Imagine a combination of Python and XML. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our partnerships but our aptitude to drive. What does the buzzword "bleeding-edge" really mean? Think super-distributed. We usually whiteboard back-end strategic M&A. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's market conditions! The metrics for implementation are more well-understood if they are not C2B2B.