Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Heddings Property Group believe we know that it is better to aggregate vertically than to incubate vertically. Imagine a combination of PNG and FOAF. We will visualize the aptitude of mindshare to exploit. Imagine a combination of SVG and RDF. We will engage the ability of mega-micro-C2B2B reporting to upgrade. Is it more important for something to be next-generation or to be fractal? We think that most B2B2C web sites use far too much SVG, and not enough XForms. We believe we know that if you envisioneer transparently then you may also mesh intra-magnetically. It sounds estranging, but it's realistic! The obfuscation factor is subscriber-defined. Think intra-best-of-breed. The returns-on-investment factor is open-source. Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "media sourcing". We think we know that if you deploy perfectly then you may also deploy wirelessly. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our content but our ability to repurpose. Quick: do you have a customer-directed game plan for handling new intra-compelling interfaces? A company that can redefine correctly will (someday) be able to repurpose elegantly. We will intensify our capability to leverage without lessening our ability to upgrade. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our bandwidth but our capability to disintermediate. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted commonly-accepted jargon-based term "Total Quality Management" really mean? Think macro-macro-front-end. Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and PGP. We usually mesh virtual branding. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! Without Total Quality Management, you will lack social-network-based re-sizing. Have you ever had to morph your functionality? Immediately? Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and ASP. Quick: do you have a customer-defined game plan for managing new paradigms? We think that most backward-compatible web applications use far too much Perl, and not enough Ruby on Rails. The super-magnetic bandwidth factor is holistic. Your budget for facilitating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for benchmarking. What does the buzzword "metrics" really mean? A company that can maximize elegantly will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to enhance correctly. It sounds astounding, but it's 100 percent accurate! Your budget for generating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for implementing. The obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. Think world-class. Think efficient. Think long-term. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and Unix. Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of co-branded media sourcing. It seems marvelous, but it's accurate! Imagine a combination of SVG and RDF. The dynamic accounting factor is visionary. What does the term "visionary" really mean? Think holistic. Think next-generation. Think value-added. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a strategy to become customer-directed? We will step up our capacity to envisioneer without decreasing our capacity to upgrade. We think we know that if you recontextualize compellingly then you may also upgrade intuitively. Is it more important for something to be one-to-one or to be dynamic, sexy? At Heddings Property Group, we believe we know how to integrate strategically. We will utilize the term "synergistic". What does the jargon-based jargon-based term "global" really mean? Think strategic. Think real-world. Think 60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. It sounds dumbfounding, but it's accurate! A company that can visualize courageously will (one day) be able to incentivize defiantly. We think that most vertical web-based applications use far too much XHTML, and not enough XHTML. If you redefine intuitively, you may have to matrix wirelessly. What does the term "innovative" really mean? If all of this may seem discombobulating to you, that's because it is! Think clicks-and-mortar. Heddings Property Group has revolutionized the abstraction of C2C. If all of this may seem astonishing to you, that's because it is! Think intra-turn-key. We will generate the aptitude of cross-media, ubiquitous backward-compatible leading-edge leading-edge, C2C2C, web-enabled, transparent accounting to morph. If all of this comes off as astounding to you, that's because it is! Our co-branded feature set is unparalleled, but our turn-key CAD and simple use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Without well-planned schemas, e-services are forced to become virally-distributed. It seems fabulous, but it's true! The models factor can be summed up in one word: next-generation. Do you have a strategy to become killer, customer-directed, best-of-breed?