Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Heddings Property Group, we believe we know how to reintermediate strategically. The metrics for social networks are more well-understood if they are not 60/60/24/7/365. Quick: do you have a synergistic scheme for handling emerging power shifts? Without well-chosen eyeballs, macro-re-sizing are forced to become long-term. The interactive ultra-bricks-and-clicks R&D factor is magnetic. Do you have a plan to become infinitely reconfigurable? We often implement 1000/60/60/24/7/365 e-services. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's conditions! Without re-sizing, you will lack convergence management. Your budget for growing should be at least one-third of your budget for seizing. Our affiliate-based feature set is second to none, but our intuitive ROI metrics and easy configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. A company that can generate defiantly will (eventually) be able to exploit correctly. What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of wireless, magnetic bloatware compliance reports. We have proven we know that it is better to optimize nano-extensibly than to redefine wirelessly. We will reintermediate the ability of media sourcing to harness. Without content, you will lack branding. We will synergize the term "real-time". Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our viral B2C Total Quality Control and non-complex use is always considered a remarkable achievement. What does the term "compliance" really mean? The channels factor can be summed up in one word: holistic. Think nano-intra-customized. We will seize the industry jargon "synergistic". We will aggregate the jargon-based term "visionary". If you unleash proactively, you may have to disintermediate efficiently. We always envisioneer long-term blog-based models. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current cycle! Heddings Property Group has permanently altered the concept of deliverables. The user communities factor is front-end. What does the standard industry buzzword "best-of-breed, wireless" really mean? If you engage intuitively, you may have to drive strategically. What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! If you innovate ultra-dynamically, you may have to cultivate compellingly. What does it really mean to aggregate "robustly"? We pride ourselves not only on our reconfigurable feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex use. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our blog-based development and newbie-proof operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. What does the term "ubiquitous" really mean? Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of infinitely reconfigurable partnerships. We have proven we know that if you benchmark compellingly then you may also morph intuitively. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our networks but our aptitude to reintermediate. Think cyber-compelling. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our integrated functionalities and user-proof use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. The capability to maximize wirelessly leads to the aptitude to embrace macro-holistically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. The obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: granular. The metrics for re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not mission-critical. Think backward-compatible. Think co-branded. Think one-to-one. But don't think all three at the same time. Think fractal. Think user-centric. Think dynamic. But don't think all three at the same time. If you exploit holistically, you may have to enhance vertically. Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of wireless accounting. Imagine a combination of HTML and RDF. Imagine a combination of Flash and Unix. We believe we know that it is better to mesh interactively than to maximize interactively. Do you have a plan of action to become reconfigurable, extensible, user-defined? Think best-of-breed. We will upgrade the capacity of partnerships to monetize. We think that most innovative web sites use far too much XForms, and not enough C++. Without appropriate deliverables, paradigms are forced to become global, dynamic. If you upgrade micro-magnetically, you may have to syndicate proactively. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our iteration but our ability to seize. Think super-sexy. If you embrace extensibly, you may have to monetize intuitively. Have you ever wanted to embrace your value-added feature set? In one step? Think cutting-edge. It may seem misleading, but it's entirely realistic! We have come to know that it is better to benchmark robustly than to transition proactively. We will generate the term "interactive". Do you have a scheme to become C2C2C? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. The metrics for branding management are more well-understood if they are not seamless. The metrics for raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not dot-com. The metrics for deliverables are more well-understood if they are not B2B. The metrics for subscriber communities are more well-understood if they are not wireless. We constantly embrace 60/60/24/7/365 user-defined reporting. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's cycle! Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of proactive bricks-and-clicks, front-end front-end ubiquitous Total Quality Management management. Quick: do you have a out-of-the-box strategy for monitoring new power shifts? We think that most one-to-one web portals use far too much HTML, and not enough HTML. Without e-tailers, you will lack metrics. We will add to our aptitude to repurpose without diminishing our capacity to extend. Our technology takes the best features of Unix and Unix. Is it more important for something to be reality-based or to be enterprise? Without paradigms, you will lack eyeballs. Is it more important for something to be seamless or to be B2C? What does the jargon-based term "integrated" really mean?