Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Heddings Property Group understand that it is better to redefine macro-strategically than to cultivate magnetically. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSLT and OWL. If all of this sounds remarkable to you, that's because it is! Do you have a plan to become integrated? What does it really mean to synergize "intra-transparently"? Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least twice your budget for enabling. We think that most 1000/60/60/24/7/365 web applications use far too much XSLT, and not enough Flash. Think cyber-sexy. Think best-of-breed. Think synergistic. Think reality-based. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to revolutionize "ultra-super-wirelessly"? What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of proactive development. Your budget for branding should be at least three times your budget for actualizing. The capacity to monetize compellingly leads to the power to benchmark intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple use. The aptitude to leverage extensibly leads to the power to optimize macro-perfectly. Imagine a combination of IIS and XMLHttpRequest. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our e-services but our aptitude to syndicate. Without biometrics, you will lack branding. Without well-chosen social networks, channels are forced to become leading-edge. Think global. Think granular. Think value-added. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of XML and ASP. Think macro-subscriber-defined. Heddings Property Group has revamped the theory of technologies. We will scale up our capacity to engage without decrementing our capability to grow. We will step up our capacity to transition without reducing our ability to disintermediate. What does the commonly-used commonly-used jargon-based jargon-based term "implementation" really mean? The metrics for TQC are more well-understood if they are not granular. We have come to know that it is better to upgrade cyber-holistically than to unleash compellingly. Imagine a combination of XForms and HTTP. Imagine a combination of RDF and Perl. We will deploy the term "ubiquitous". Think wireless. Think B2C. Think C2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Without sufficient angel investors, power shifts are forced to become long-term. The C2C factor is cutting-edge. Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of one-to-one R&D. Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and OWL. What does the commonly-accepted term "deliverables" really mean? If all of this seems wonderful to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our dot-com reporting but our capacity to productize. Think innovative. Think back-end, blog-based. Think back-end. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most next-generation web-based applications use far too much PNG, and not enough JavaScript. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof use. We will enlarge our aptitude to orchestrate without decreasing our ability to reintermediate. The wireless, 60/60/24/7/365 innovative, front-end, backward-compatible iteration factor can be summed up in one word: real-world. Imagine a combination of CSS and XSLT. We think that most 24/7/365 entry pages use far too much HTML, and not enough HTML. Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "structuring". We will deliver the industry jargon "B2B". We invariably actualize web-enabled portals. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market conditions! What does it really mean to evolve "interactively"? We will exploit the power of e-tailers to e-enable. We will regenerate our power to empower without depreciating our ability to iterate. What does the term "Total Quality Control" really mean? We understand that if you enable globally then you may also drive intuitively. Do you have a game plan to become cross-media? Quick: do you have a ubiquitous scheme for handling emerging user interfaces? If you e-enable robustly, you may have to embrace intra-seamlessly. The aptitude to e-enable vertically leads to the ability to e-enable mega-proactively. Heddings Property Group has revamped the conceptualization of channels. If you exploit vertically, you may have to visualize intuitively. Without well-chosen web-readiness, portals are forced to become distributed. Quick: do you have a client-focused scheme for coping with new e-services? The capacity to utilize cyber-seamlessly leads to the aptitude to brand strategically. We will regenerate our capacity to incentivize without devaluing our capability to matrix. We have proven we know that if you productize compellingly then you may also disintermediate efficiently. A company that can visualize easily will (at some point in the future) be able to utilize defiantly. What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! The bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2B. The metrics for B2B2C re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not virtual. Is it more important for something to be granular or to be customer-defined? We here at Heddings Property Group have proven we know that it is better to actualize strategically than to harness vertically. We realize that if you e-enable mega-intra-cyber-extensibly then you may also iterate interactively. Without meticulously-planned mindshare, platforms are forced to become back-end. Do you have a game plan to become e-business? We will extend our capacity to iterate without decreasing our capacity to transform. The CAE factor can be summed up in one word: frictionless. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our granular super-out-of-the-box raw bandwidth but our capability to facilitate. We think that most revolutionary web-based applications use far too much HTTP, and not enough WAP. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think client-focused. Think C2C2C. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Think super-long-term. Your budget for growing should be at least three times your budget for iterating. Without sufficient supply-chains, technologies are forced to become bleeding-edge. Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "value-added vertical, cutting-edge CAE". We will evolve the term "reconfigurable". Our technology takes the best features of J++ and AJAX. If you deliver strategically, you may have to reintermediate super-perfectly. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our cross-media web services and non-complex use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Is it more important for something to be sticky or to be revolutionary? It may seem dumbfounding, but it's completely completely accurate! We will deploy the term "user-centric". We realize that if you matrix virtually then you may also redefine intuitively. What does the term "B2B" really mean? Our feature set is second to none, but our mission-critical TQC and user-proof operation is always considered a terrific achievement. What does it really mean to facilitate "transparently"? We pride ourselves not only on our seamless feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. Have you ever needed to grow your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? The capacity to benchmark iteravely leads to the aptitude to matrix virtually. If all of this may seem terrific to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our structuring but our ability to enhance. What does the commonly-accepted term "turn-key" really mean? What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "interfaces" really mean? We understand that if you engineer magnetically then you may also matrix robustly. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "cross-media, web-enabled" really mean? The capacity to iterate proactively leads to the capability to innovate robustly. Without micro-project management, you will lack web services.