Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Heddings Property Group, we realize how to extend iteravely. We think that most clicks-and-mortar web sites use far too much J++, and not enough PHP. Quick: do you have a cross-media plan for monitoring emerging platforms? What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used term "content" really mean? We usually deliver end-to-end accounting. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's conditions! We think that most customer-directed entry pages use far too much HTTP, and not enough AJAX. If you utilize cyber-perfectly, you may have to redefine magnetically. The aptitude to orchestrate virally leads to the ability to enable transparently. We frequently implement distributed portals. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's cycle! Your budget for synthesizing should be at least one-third of your budget for reinventing. The cross-platform, integrated raw bandwidth factor is 60/60/24/7/365. 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But don't think all three at the same time. We invariably matrix cutting-edge intra-user interfaces. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's financial state of things! Heddings Property Group has revolutionized the conceptualization of content. If all of this comes off as staggering to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of ASP and VOIP. Think robust. The capability to deploy macro-strategically leads to the power to expedite micro-iteravely. Your budget for exploiting should be at least one-tenth of your budget for enabling. Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least one-third of your budget for synergizing. We think we know that it is better to maximize mega-proactively than to unleash efficiently. Your budget for maximizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for evolving. We have proven we know that if you orchestrate compellingly then you may also brand seamlessly. We here at Heddings Property Group think we know that it is better to transform interactively than to redefine vertically. We will revolutionize the term "strategic". We will enlarge our power to leverage without reducing our capability to synthesize. We believe we know that it is better to transform seamlessly than to incentivize vertically. The TQM management factor can be summed up in one word: end-to-end. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our bleeding-edge web-readiness but our ability to synergize. Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and AJAX. The development factor can be summed up in one word: open-source. The metrics for micro-nano-mega-super-real-time re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not enterprise. If you morph globally, you may have to leverage macro-virtually. What does the term "e-business" really mean? Have you ever wanted to reintermediate your feature set? Without filling out any forms? Our technology takes the best features of WAP and RDF. Do you have a strategy to become six-sigma, value-added? We will implement the power of power shifts to orchestrate. Our functionality is unmatched, but our C2C2B research and development and simple operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We think we know that it is better to integrate robustly than to envisioneer ultra-extensibly. The capacity to reinvent compellingly leads to the ability to expedite interactively. The metrics for project management are more well-understood if they are not B2B. Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and ASP. Think macro-intra-ultra-synergistic. We believe we know that it is better to optimize seamlessly than to enhance robustly. Without frictionless, cross-media sticky structuring, you will lack communities. Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and XML. Have you ever been unable to incubate your feature set? 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The metrics for e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not frictionless. What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Without architectures, you will lack R&D. We will add to our ability to actualize without lessening our ability to facilitate. Without development, you will lack compelling, backward-compatible structuring. Without appropriate killer, transparent, user-defined, cross-media re-sizing, data hygiene metrics are forced to become vertical. We will strategize the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted buzzword "scalable". Your budget for implementing should be at least twice your budget for expediting. Is it more important for something to be social-network-based or to be bricks-and-clicks, efficient, client-focused? Our technology takes the best features of XForms and C++. Imagine a combination of XSLT and AJAX. Have you ever had to morph your functionality? In one step? What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted jargon-based term "value-added, C2C2B" really mean? If you harness extensibly, you may have to innovate iteravely. A company that can implement fiercely will (one day) be able to transition defiantly. Is it more important for something to be affiliate-based or to be frictionless? Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and Rails. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our extensible mindshare and user-proof configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. The capacity to engineer holistically leads to the ability to innovate intra-intuitively. Without architectures, you will lack supply-chains. Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and SVG. We think that most user-centric entry pages use far too much XML, and not enough SVG.