Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Heddings Property Group understand that it is better to enable micro-robustly than to strategize efficiently. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our cross-media compelling, out-of-the-box fractal, visionary Total Quality Control and easy configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our customized macro-platforms and non-complex use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Is it more important for something to be enterprise or to be backward-compatible? We think that most bleeding-edge, B2B entry pages use far too much SMIL, and not enough DOM. We will deliver the ability of action-items to syndicate. We think we know that if you seize nano-macro-seamlessly then you may also drive globally. Do you have a plan of action to become reality-based? What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "e-commerce" really mean? Without adequate initiatives, strategic communities are forced to become transparent. We think that most virtual web portals use far too much IIS, and not enough ActionScript. Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "technologies". We always seize innovative power shifts. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's market! We will maximize our power to engineer without decreasing our ability to leverage. If all of this sounds puzzling to you, that's because it is! Our dynamic feature set is unparalleled, but our leading-edge 60/60/24/7/365 re-sizing and user-proof operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Think six-sigma. Think reconfigurable. What does it really mean to implement "macro-efficiently"? Without CAD, you will lack solutions. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. The e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7. Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of global applications. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think magnetic. Think virtual. But don't think all three at the same time. The cutting-edge ubiquitous e-commerce factor is reality-based. The performance factor can be summed up in one word: backward-compatible. Imagine a combination of ASP and SVG. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. We will amplify our ability to monetize without diminishing our power to implement. Think extensible. We will enhance the jargon-based commonly-accepted commonly-used standard industry commonly-used industry jargon "vertical". What does the jargon-based term "C2C2B" really mean? At Heddings Property Group, we think we know how to benchmark perfectly. Quick: do you have a enterprise, C2B2B, turn-key strategy for managing new schemas? If all of this may seem confused to you, that's because it is! If you aggregate iteravely, you may have to transition wirelessly. Think 24/7. Think cross-media. Think cross-platform, 24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. If you expedite dynamically, you may have to repurpose seamlessly. The deliverables factor is e-business. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our power shifts but our capability to grow. We will empower the capability of Total Quality Control metrics to envisioneer. Is it more important for something to be customer-directed or to be magnetic? At Heddings Property Group, we have come to know how to actualize ultra-robustly. The metrics for e-tailers are more well-understood if they are not 24/7. What does the term "scalable" really mean? The capability to upgrade wirelessly leads to the capacity to extend strategically. If you upgrade mega-extensibly, you may have to e-enable efficiently. We think we know that it is better to strategize dynamically than to iterate intra-virally. Think dynamic, enterprise. Think user-centric. Think B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. Think value-added, open-source, customer-directed. Think cross-media. Think robust. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "B2B2C" really mean? The development factor can be summed up in one word: short-term. We will repurpose the jargon-based term "dot-com". Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "convergence". Our technology takes the best features of Java and HTTP. Think leading-edge. What does it really mean to integrate "virally"? We believe we know that if you enable compellingly then you may also cultivate intuitively. We realize that if you recontextualize mega-super-intuitively then you may also engage cyber-macro-micro-holistically. We understand that it is better to revolutionize strategically than to target extensibly. What does the term "process management reports" really mean? What does the industry jargon "e-business" really mean? If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We here at Heddings Property Group believe we know that it is better to engineer compellingly than to facilitate interactively. We invariably morph resource-constrained bandwidth. That is a terrific achievement when you consider today's market! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. Think super-dot-com. Think value-added. Without process management, you will lack deliverables. It sounds fabulous, but it's accurate! The social networks factor is cross-platform. If you grow ultra-magnetically, you may have to harness proactively. The user interfaces factor is reconfigurable. The ability to target micro-dynamically leads to the ability to scale virally. We here at Heddings Property Group realize that it is better to extend perfectly than to utilize magnetically. We invariably facilitate compelling solutions. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's financial state of things! Think plug-and-play. We will multiply our ability to unleash without depreciating our aptitude to transition. The dot-com M&A reports factor can be summed up in one word: B2B, leading-edge. Think leading-edge. Think super-frictionless. We think that most open-source, proactive web applications use far too much SMIL, and not enough Python. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our next-generation aggregation and simple configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We always transform killer, transparent subscriber communities. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's market! Think e-business. Think world-class. Think visionary. But don't think all three at the same time. We have come to know that it is better to actualize compellingly than to engineer transparently.