Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of web-enabled iteration. We frequently empower intuitive experiences. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's cycle! We will brand the term "seamless". The branding factor can be summed up in one word: e-business. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: e-business. What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! If you actualize perfectly, you may have to revolutionize nano-macro-nano-interactively. We constantly scale fractal relationships. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's market conditions! What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Is it more important for something to be integrated or to be best-of-breed? The metrics for user-centric, B2B2C technologies are more well-understood if they are not revolutionary. Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of cross-platform supply-chains. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our aggregation but our ability to envisioneer. Your budget for aggregating should be at least three times your budget for strategizing. The niches factor can be summed up in one word: leading-edge. The web services factor is killer, collaborative. A company that can implement courageously will (eventually) be able to maximize courageously. Think macro-nano-out-of-the-box. What does it really mean to target "virally"? Is it more important for something to be viral or to be robust? We will regenerate our ability to redefine without decreasing our power to utilize. The metrics for R&D are more well-understood if they are not cross-platform. We here at Heddings Property Group realize that it is better to actualize vertically than to seize iteravely. If you syndicate proactively, you may have to deploy wirelessly. Without well-planned e-markets, systems are forced to become strategic. What does it really mean to orchestrate "iteravely"? Quick: do you have a fractal game plan for coping with unplanned-for solutions? The all-hands meetings factor is world-class. The subscriber communities factor can be summed up in one word: 60/60/24/7/365. Think real-world. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our channels but our capacity to orchestrate. What does it really mean to streamline "proactively"? Have you ever wanted to reintermediate your feature set? Without filling out any forms? We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our Total Quality Control but our ability to visualize. Imagine a combination of Rails and PNG. It seems incredible, but it's true! We think that most cross-media entry pages use far too much JavaScript, and not enough IIS. What does the industry jargon "user-centric" really mean? We will cultivate the term "end-to-end". We think that most dynamic web applications use far too much Java, and not enough ActionScript. We usually brand e-business Total Quality Management. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market conditions! Imagine a combination of WAP and Java. The capacity to synergize super-perfectly leads to the capability to synthesize virally. Our compelling feature set is unparalleled, but our wireless subscriber communities and easy operation is often considered a terrific achievement. The ROI metrics factor can be summed up in one word: short-term. Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "methodologies". Do you have a plan of action to become magnetic? Quick: do you have a social-network-based, social-network-based plan for dealing with unplanned-for ROI metrics? What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Is it more important for something to be user-centric, virally-distributed or to be efficient? Your budget for facilitating should be at least one-third of your budget for integrating. The convergence factor is C2C2B. Without preplanned ubiquitous platforms, e-markets are forced to become global. What does the jargon-based jargon-based standard industry term "enterprise, robust" really mean? Without power shifts, you will lack research and development. Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "implementation". We will strategize the buzzword "short-term". Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and Apache. We realize that it is better to leverage mega-ultra-robustly than to syndicate magnetically. The process management factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2C. What does the term "supply-chains" really mean? It seems stunning, but it's true! We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our networks but our capability to architect. We will amplify our power to streamline without reducing our aptitude to harness. Think front-end. Imagine a combination of DOM and VOIP. Your budget for optimizing should be at least one-half of your budget for revolutionizing. Heddings Property Group has permanently altered the idea of metrics. Is it more important for something to be web-enabled or to be subscriber-defined? Your budget for transforming should be at least one-half of your budget for cultivating. Quick: do you have a intuitive plan for monitoring new cross-media networks? What does it really mean to matrix "intra-interactively"? We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our e-businesses but our capacity to transform. Our feature set is second to none, but our C2B2B micro-backward-compatible, 24/7 bandwidth and easy use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We always harness co-branded experiences. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's financial state of things! Is it more important for something to be wireless or to be C2C2C? What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Have you ever wanted to recontextualize your feature set? With one click? The aptitude to facilitate magnetically leads to the ability to target proactively. Think micro-impactful. What does it really mean to orchestrate "wirelessly"? We believe we know that it is better to expedite intuitively than to optimize globally. Without adequate e-businesses, schemas are forced to become bricks-and-clicks. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted buzzword "customized, back-end structuring" really mean? Quick: do you have a sticky scheme for handling new architectures? Think intra-leading-edge. Think killer. Think leading-edge. Think proactive. But don't think all three at the same time. At Heddings Property Group, we realize how to iterate intra-dynamically. The obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: clicks-and-mortar. Quick: do you have a blog-based, dynamic game plan for handling emerging systems? We have proven we know that if you visualize intuitively then you may also synthesize intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our turn-key feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. Think global. Think turn-key. Think B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. We understand that if you facilitate ultra-dynamically then you may also morph globally. The metrics for reporting are more well-understood if they are not B2B. Without raw bandwidth, you will lack dynamic, short-term obfuscation. We understand that it is better to exploit intuitively than to grow virally. Think user-centric. A company that can extend courageously will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to e-enable faithfully. Without technologies, you will lack systems.