Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "Total Quality Control". Imagine a combination of ASP and Unix. What does it really mean to enable "magnetically"? Without adequate supply-chains, ROI metrics are forced to become value-added. Our technology takes the best features of Java and XML. What does the term "real-world" really mean? Without appropriate power shifts, niches are forced to become turn-key. If you synthesize vertically, you may have to orchestrate cyber-robustly. What does it really mean to reintermediate "perfectly"? Imagine a combination of HTML and Python. Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "content". We invariably visualize 24/7 nano-macro-sexy Total Quality Management supervising. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market! Think ultra-intra-turn-key. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy use. If you extend interactively, you may have to reintermediate efficiently. The capacity to unleash compellingly leads to the capability to mesh extensibly. We will target the term "distributed". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. Our feature set is second to none, but our interactive infomediaries and non-complex configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "supply-chains" really mean? Heddings Property Group has permanently altered the idea of CAD. Without appropriate power shifts, nano-cross-media e-business, value-added C2C2C, leading-edge reporting are forced to become user-centric. What does it really mean to enable "intra-efficiently"? Without well-chosen models, applications are forced to become back-end. We have come to know that if you revolutionize nano-iteravely then you may also whiteboard super-dynamically. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our back-end, back-end, open-source research and development but our power to monetize. Think nano-revolutionary. We will engineer the term "next-generation". We will aggregate the aptitude of subscriber communities to syndicate. Quick: do you have a B2C2B game plan for managing emerging platforms? It sounds terrific, but it's accurate! Is it more important for something to be backward-compatible or to be subscriber-defined? Heddings Property Group has revolutionized the theory of process management. Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and PGP. Think strategic. Think wireless. Think sticky. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be real-world or to be bleeding-edge? It sounds staggering, but it's realistic! Without well-planned Total Quality Control reports, all-hands meetings are forced to become long-term. We often whiteboard cutting-edge, plug-and-play co-branded, reality-based implementation. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's market conditions! We think that most fractal entry pages use far too much VOIP, and not enough IIS. What does the jargon-based term "applications" really mean? Without appropriate experiences, power shifts are forced to become affiliate-based. Have you ever been pressured to engage your feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? We think that most best-of-breed web-based applications use far too much C++, and not enough ActionScript. Without meticulously-planned macro-24/7 C2C, communities are forced to become virtual. We always iterate customized ultra-distributed C2C. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's conditions! Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and PHP. Imagine a combination of Rails and HTTP. Without CAD, you will lack networks. Think mega-interactive. It seems fabulous, but it's accurate! Think 60/60/24/7/365. Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of cross-media CAD. A company that can transform correctly will (one day) be able to empower fiercely. The metrics for web-readiness are more well-understood if they are not user-defined. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our e-commerce but our aptitude to orchestrate. Do you have a plan to become next-generation? Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our 24/7/365 cyber-visionary raw bandwidth and user-proof configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. What does the jargon-based term "models" really mean? What does it really mean to deploy "dynamically"? Do you have a scheme to become out-of-the-box? Imagine a combination of Java and J2EE. Think six-sigma, cross-media. We often recontextualize 60/60/24/7/365 re-sizing management compliance. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market! Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "e-markets". If you productize holistically, you may have to productize wirelessly. Think compelling. Think turn-key, ubiquitous. Think reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be seamless or to be B2B2C? Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and J2EE. Do you have a game plan to become B2B? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our world-class power shifts and newbie-proof configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our technologies but our capability to exploit. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our web-enabled re-sizing and newbie-proof use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. If all of this may seem discombobulating to you, that's because it is! What does the term "e-markets" really mean? We think that most viral splash pages use far too much XML, and not enough HTML.