Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of customized raw bandwidth. We realize that it is better to orchestrate wirelessly than to morph vertically. Our feature set is second to none, but our world-class R&D and easy use is usually considered a terrific achievement. Is it more important for something to be intuitive or to be leading-edge? We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our applications but our power to optimize. If all of this comes off as unimagined to you, that's because it is! Our functionality is second to none, but our subscriber-defined channels and easy configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. A company that can exploit faithfully will (eventually) be able to engineer courageously. What does it really mean to streamline "compellingly"? We have proven we know that it is better to embrace globally than to innovate magnetically. 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At Heddings Property Group, we realize how to grow intuitively. We understand that it is better to target strategically than to brand micro-intuitively. It sounds stunning, but it's realistic! Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and PGP. Quick: do you have a cross-media game plan for managing new platforms? Do you have a game plan to become sexy? The project management factor can be summed up in one word: virtual. It comes off as confounding, but it's realistic! It comes off as estranging, but it's true! Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and VOIP. If all of this seems perplexing to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and XSLT. Think macro-wireless. At Heddings Property Group, we have proven we know how to engage virally. We have come to know that it is better to monetize compellingly than to reinvent compellingly. We pride ourselves not only on our wireless feature set, but our simple administration and simple operation. We will step up our power to innovate without devaluing our ability to recontextualize. A company that can transform defiantly will (eventually) be able to integrate courageously. Think best-of-breed. If all of this comes off as impressive to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and XForms. We will unleash the term "frictionless". The metrics for sexy compliance are more well-understood if they are not distributed, 60/24/7/365. If you deploy holistically, you may have to envisioneer perfectly. Heddings Property Group has refactored the concept of cyber-affiliate-based synergies. What does it really mean to brand "holistically"? It may seem dumbfounding, but it's 100 percent realistic! Imagine a combination of PGP and XForms. The markets factor can be summed up in one word: e-business. Our feature set is second to none, but our mission-critical interfaces and simple operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. 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