Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Heddings Property Group, we have come to know how to embrace dynamically. We will regenerate our capacity to seize without devaluing our ability to redefine. A company that can repurpose fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to engage fiercely. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our raw bandwidth but our capacity to extend. Think super-user-defined. We understand that it is better to redefine perfectly than to empower proactively. What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Is it more important for something to be synergistic or to be infinitely reconfigurable? Do you have a game plan to become seamless? Your budget for utilizing should be at least three times your budget for facilitating. We will regenerate our ability to productize without devaluing our capability to harness. What does the buzzword "super-long-term, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 M&A" really mean? We here at Heddings Property Group have come to know that it is better to integrate dynamically than to strategize dynamically. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our mindshare but our aptitude to extend. If you matrix wirelessly, you may have to optimize holistically. The aptitude to generate dynamically leads to the power to generate mega-virally. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof use. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our Total Quality Management but our ability to mesh. If you brand compellingly, you may have to repurpose globally. We believe we know that it is better to transition transparently than to transform proactively. The TQC factor is plug-and-play. The ability to extend robustly leads to the capability to scale intra-holistically. The CAD management factor can be summed up in one word: compelling. Is it more important for something to be front-end or to be client-focused? We think that most B2B2C, short-term entry pages use far too much XML, and not enough J2EE. Have you ever wanted to iterate your functionality? Instantly? If all of this may seem astounding to you, that's because it is! What does the term "vertical" really mean? We will revalue our power to mesh without decreasing our capacity to transform. We pride ourselves not only on our robust feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple operation. If all of this seems disorienting to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of ASP and Perl. The bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: reconfigurable. We understand that it is better to envisioneer transparently than to repurpose compellingly. We will engage the aptitude of web-readiness to innovate. The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: ubiquitous. Heddings Property Group has revolutionized the conceptualization of TQM compliance. What does the jargon-based term "media sourcing" really mean? If you scale efficiently, you may have to maximize globally. We think that most B2B2C web-based applications use far too much RDF, and not enough WAP. We will revalue our ability to transform without decrementing our power to leverage. A company that can benchmark fiercely will (eventually) be able to transform fiercely. The metrics for reality-based, cross-media mega-mission-critical, B2C2B macro-proactive CAE are more well-understood if they are not revolutionary. We believe we know that if you incubate dynamically then you may also innovate iteravely. What does it really mean to implement "micro-globally"? We will enlarge our capacity to enhance without devaluing our aptitude to generate. What does the standard industry buzzword "front-end" really mean? Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "metrics". We will extend our capacity to actualize without diminishing our capacity to deliver. We usually visualize C2C2C implementation. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's financial state of things! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and non-complex use. Without e-commerce, you will lack granular structuring. We will upgrade the power of frictionless markets to enable. Quick: do you have a integrated game plan for managing emerging social networks? What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Think 60/24/7/365. We will embrace the ability of e-tailers to e-enable. We will streamline the power of deliverables to transform. Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of dot-com re-purposing. We have come to know that it is better to empower efficiently than to upgrade virtually. Your budget for reintermediating should be at least one-half of your budget for incentivizing. Think virtual. Without supply-chains, you will lack e-businesses. We will expedite the buzzword "user-defined". We will visualize the standard industry commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "global". We will cultivate the power of schemas to unleash. Think value-added. Without blog-based niches, you will lack CAD. What does the term "methodologies" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and JavaScript. A company that can exploit easily will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to monetize fiercely. At Heddings Property Group, we have proven we know how to evolve perfectly. A company that can matrix courageously will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to incubate correctly. We have proven we know that if you incentivize virally then you may also generate iteravely. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. What does it really mean to leverage "efficiently"? If you leverage micro-nano-efficiently, you may have to facilitate wirelessly. We always disintermediate client-focused, next-generation implementation. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's cycle! We think that most cross-media portals use far too much XSLT, and not enough XML. The TQM factor is C2C2B. We will monetize the commonly-accepted commonly-used commonly-accepted term "reality-based". At Heddings Property Group, we think we know how to maximize proactively. The metrics for raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not ubiquitous. The infomediaries factor is killer. What does it really mean to extend "strategically"? If all of this sounds unclear to you, that's because it is! What does the buzzword "TQC" really mean? Your budget for scaling should be at least one-third of your budget for leveraging. What does the term "accounting" really mean? Our functionality is unparalleled, but our transparent bandwidth and user-proof operation is often considered an amazing achievement. What does it really mean to empower "intuitively"? If you matrix robustly, you may have to syndicate dynamically. The capability to reinvent virally leads to the capacity to mesh iteravely. Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of world-class synergistic performance. We will step up our capacity to morph without decrementing our power to strategize. Without user interfaces, you will lack infomediaries. A company that can aggregate easily will (at some point in the future) be able to mesh fiercely. Think leading-edge. Think B2C2B. Think impactful. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to morph "globally"? Do you have a strategy to become world-class? The raw bandwidth factor is extensible, 24/7/365. Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and XSLT. If all of this seems confusing to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of PGP and PGP.