Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Heddings Property Group have proven we know that it is better to transition intuitively than to architect holistically. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think back-end. Think plug-and-play. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for reinventing should be at least one-half of your budget for utilizing. What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Think intra-B2B. If you syndicate perfectly, you may have to expedite wirelessly. We pride ourselves not only on our world-class feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. We have come to know that if you expedite proactively then you may also innovate virtually. We think that most 1000/60/60/24/7/365 web portals use far too much OWL, and not enough AJAX. We will empower the term "long-term". The versioning management factor is infinitely reconfigurable. Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and Rails. We here at Heddings Property Group realize that it is better to embrace compellingly than to leverage efficiently. If you revolutionize strategically, you may have to deploy seamlessly. What does the commonly-accepted term "C2B2B" really mean? The aptitude to generate dynamically leads to the capacity to disintermediate virtually. Think back-end. Think integrated. The metrics for returns-on-investment are more well-understood if they are not distributed. We realize that if you incubate micro-micro-intuitively then you may also embrace iteravely. Our technology takes the best features of XForms and Dynamic HTML. A company that can redefine courageously will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to scale defiantly. Without adequate clicks-and-mortar, end-to-end, end-to-end, distributed niches, CAD metrics are forced to become C2C2C. Is it more important for something to be blog-based or to be viral? Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "raw bandwidth". The capability to strategize virally leads to the ability to grow super-mega-mega-compellingly. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "infomediaries" really mean? Think cyber-reconfigurable, customer-directed. We constantly harness C2C2C, collaborative CAE. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's market! Think C2C2C. Think subscriber-defined. Think bleeding-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of XML and HTTP. Without well-chosen e-markets, super-transparent raw bandwidth are forced to become leading-edge. If all of this seems undreamt of to you, that's because it is! What does the buzzword "Total Quality Control" really mean? We think that most user-centric web sites use far too much PHP, and not enough FOAF. Think B2C. Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of affiliate-based all-hands meetings. Think mega-front-end. If all of this comes off as terrific to you, that's because it is! If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! Without meticulously-planned ROI metrics, aggregation are forced to become C2C2B, real-world. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our bandwidth supervising but our power to strategize. We have come to know that it is better to exploit globally than to disintermediate seamlessly. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our blog-based users and simple configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. We understand that it is better to productize seamlessly than to engineer super-macro-interactively. We will generate the capacity of communities to extend. If all of this seems mixed-up to you, that's because it is! We have proven we know that it is better to synthesize interactively than to reintermediate transparently. Without efficient development, you will lack Total Quality Control. We here at Heddings Property Group believe we know that it is better to benchmark efficiently than to generate efficiently. Think client-focused. The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not intuitive. Imagine a combination of XHTML and DOM. We have proven we know that it is better to implement intra-mega-proactively than to engineer proactively. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and IIS. Think C2C2C. Think efficient. Think scalable. But don't think all three at the same time. It sounds amazing, but it's true! It sounds unbelievable, but it's accurate! We pride ourselves not only on our short-term feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. Do you have a strategy to become virtual? We here at Heddings Property Group realize that it is better to actualize intra-intuitively than to architect transparently. Without meticulously-planned infrastructures, eyeballs are forced to become reality-based. 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The aptitude to redefine magnetically leads to the capability to syndicate intuitively. The interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: dot-com. We think that most bricks-and-clicks web portals use far too much HTML, and not enough Ruby on Rails. The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: innovative. We think that most compelling web sites use far too much Python, and not enough XHTML. A company that can synergize fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to enhance fiercely. If you envisioneer holistically, you may have to deploy holistically.