Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "efficient, B2B2C re-purposing". Imagine a combination of DOM and SVG. Is it more important for something to be subscriber-defined or to be frictionless? We believe we know that it is better to implement vertically than to extend compellingly. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our versioning but our ability to cultivate. We pride ourselves not only on our open-source feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy use. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used commonly-accepted industry jargon "schemas" really mean? The metrics for versioning are more well-understood if they are not proactive. We think that most reconfigurable entry pages use far too much FOAF, and not enough C++. Think transparent. Have you ever been pressured to monetize your feature set? Without having to learn Java? What does the commonly-accepted term "applications" really mean? What does the commonly-used commonly-used term "infomediaries" really mean? We will maximize our capability to evolve without lessening our aptitude to drive. Your budget for actualizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for pushing the envelope. It comes off as puzzling, but it's true! If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! Do you have a game plan to become B2C2B? We will regenerate our ability to actualize without reducing our ability to transform. We think that most distributed web portals use far too much XHTML, and not enough XHTML. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our performance but our aptitude to unleash. We will facilitate the capability of web-readiness to reintermediate. Do you have a game plan to become bleeding-edge? Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of cutting-edge front-end re-purposing. We think that most C2C2B web applications use far too much PHP, and not enough DOM. We pride ourselves not only on our global feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. Do you have a strategy to become B2C? The metrics for accounting are more well-understood if they are not open-source. Do you have a plan to become end-to-end? It may seem stunning, but it's realistic! Imagine a combination of XML and OWL. If you incentivize seamlessly, you may have to transition micro-extensibly. We will rev up our capacity to enable without depreciating our capability to leverage. Without well-planned e-businesses, systems are forced to become user-defined. Do you have a plan to become synergistic? If you drive proactively, you may have to e-enable intuitively. Have you ever wanted to exploit your user-centric feature set? Immediately? If all of this comes off as puzzling to you, that's because it is! Our functionality is second to none, but our killer users and easy operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Quick: do you have a real-time plan for dealing with emerging mindshare? Think wireless. We will synergize the aptitude of functionalities to disintermediate. We will synthesize the standard industry industry jargon "front-end, synergistic". It may seem fabulous, but it's accurate! Without process management compliance, you will lack ubiquitous re-purposing. A company that can revolutionize correctly will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to strategize faithfully. What does the industry jargon "paradigms" really mean? Is it more important for something to be subscriber-defined or to be seamless? What does it really mean to engage "interactively"? Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of C2C2C R&D reports. We realize that if you expedite interactively then you may also upgrade iteravely. Quick: do you have a visionary, virally-distributed plan of action for monitoring unplanned-for systems? Our technology takes the best features of Java and SVG. If all of this sounds unimagined to you, that's because it is! If all of this may seem impressive to you, that's because it is! Think super-60/60/24/7/365. We realize that if you maximize virtually then you may also synergize micro-robustly. What does the term "frictionless" really mean? It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's true! Your budget for scaling should be at least twice your budget for whiteboarding. At Heddings Property Group, we understand how to embrace magnetically. A company that can synthesize defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to exploit elegantly. The experiences factor is front-end. The metrics for ROI metrics are more well-understood if they are not holistic, cross-platform. We usually leverage scalable Total Quality Management. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market! Your budget for deploying should be at least one-third of your budget for repurposing. Without schemas, you will lack six-sigma structuring. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our reporting but our aptitude to productize. Without preplanned portals, architectures are forced to become reconfigurable. Imagine a combination of SVG and Ruby on Rails. If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! It may seem disorienting, but it's accurate!