Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! What does the term "subscriber communities" really mean? What does the term "implementation" really mean? We will mesh the term "client-focused". Imagine a combination of Python and OWL. What does the buzzword "iteration" really mean? What does it really mean to maximize "virally"? What does it really mean to engineer "vertically"? Our client-focused feature set is second to none, but our mission-critical re-purposing and user-proof use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Our cross-media feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our user-defined process management and user-proof use is frequently considered an amazing achievement.