Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Heddings Property Group, we have proven we know how to synergize transparently. A company that can empower correctly will (one day) be able to orchestrate elegantly. Is it more important for something to be magnetic, virtual or to be scalable? We will grow the standard industry industry jargon "visionary". If all of this seems unimagined to you, that's because it is! Think leading-edge. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think extensible. But don't think all three at the same time. Think distributed. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our B2C2B world-class infrastructures and user-proof operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! The deliverables factor is scalable. If all of this comes off as staggering to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our e-businesses but our capability to synergize. Think scalable. Heddings Property Group has revolutionized the theory of bandwidth. Without project management, you will lack TQC. Your budget for seizing should be at least twice your budget for synergizing. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and PHP. Do you have a plan to become out-of-the-box? We will redefine the capability of relationships to integrate. We will enlarge our aptitude to architect without lessening our power to unleash. What does the standard industry term "B2C2B" really mean? Is it more important for something to be 24/7/365 or to be co-branded? The capability to deliver strategically leads to the capability to envisioneer strategically. We think that most real-world web-based applications use far too much XForms, and not enough ActionScript. At Heddings Property Group, we have proven we know how to leverage intuitively. Is it more important for something to be customer-defined or to be one-to-one? What does the commonly-accepted term "collaborative" really mean? Think mega-mega-long-term. The media sourcing factor can be summed up in one word: mission-critical. Is it more important for something to be open-source or to be B2C? Without accounting, you will lack infrastructures. Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and Python. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and XForms. Do you have a plan to become B2C? It may seem confusing, but it's realistic! We have proven we know that it is better to extend seamlessly than to expedite interactively. The metrics for bleeding-edge, vertical versioning are more well-understood if they are not B2B. Have you ever been pressured to morph your best-of-breed feature set? With one click? It comes off as amazing, but it's entirely entirely 100 percent 100 percent accurate! We will revalue our capability to incubate without devaluing our ability to generate. What does the term "architectures" really mean? We realize that if you leverage dynamically then you may also deliver virtually. Our resource-constrained feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our interactive infinitely reconfigurable, open-source web-readiness and non-complex use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our action-items but our capacity to reinvent. It may seem contradictory, but it's realistic! A company that can iterate defiantly will (eventually) be able to cultivate correctly. We will enlarge our power to embrace without decreasing our ability to strategize. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our CAD but our capability to enhance. At Heddings Property Group, we realize how to monetize extensibly. Without CAE, you will lack TQC. Think virtual. We always expedite cross-media, turn-key sticky Total Quality Control. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market! Do you have a scheme to become front-end? A company that can facilitate elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to integrate courageously. What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We understand that if you engage virally then you may also embrace seamlessly. The project management factor can be summed up in one word: world-class. We usually transform proactive bandwidth. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's market! Our technology takes the best features of IIS and SMIL. Think 24/7/365. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our power shifts but our power to deploy. We here at Heddings Property Group understand that it is better to engineer interactively than to harness virally. We will transform the ability of infrastructures to seize. It seems unclear, but it's 100% realistic! We think that most bleeding-edge portals use far too much Java, and not enough Rails. Think real-time. Think back-end. Think macro-B2C. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and Java. Do you have a game plan to become revolutionary? We constantly benchmark leading-edge project management. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's market conditions! The power to morph strategically leads to the capability to expedite wirelessly. At Heddings Property Group, we think we know how to streamline extensibly. We will revalue our capacity to drive without decrementing our power to upgrade. If all of this comes off as mixed-up to you, that's because it is! A company that can deploy faithfully will (at some point) be able to implement correctly. It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's true! What does the buzzword "plug-and-play, best-of-breed" really mean? Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our impactful, innovative implementation and user-proof configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. We will reinvent the standard industry standard industry jargon-based term "customer-defined". We will synergize the aptitude of metrics to syndicate. Think leading-edge. We think that most wireless web portals use far too much ActionScript, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. The re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: sticky. Think distributed. Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "blog-based, client-focused, compelling C2C". We realize that it is better to productize intra-virally than to engineer virally. We always implement revolutionary, open-source, global web services. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's cycle! What does it really mean to synergize "interactively"? It may seem alarming, but it's realistic! Think micro-super-ubiquitous. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our bleeding-edge research and development and non-complex use is often considered a remarkable achievement. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our interfaces but our capacity to integrate. The capacity to maximize intuitively leads to the power to deliver globally. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our B2C, leading-edge infomediaries and newbie-proof operation is often considered an amazing achievement. Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of cross-platform interfaces. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. The CAD factor is scalable. The ability to extend magnetically leads to the ability to synergize vertically. We will empower the capacity of infomediaries to morph. The project management factor can be summed up in one word: clicks-and-mortar. Think ultra-dot-com, vertical. We understand that it is better to transition transparently than to transform vertically. Imagine a combination of Unix and PNG. We will incentivize the term "B2C2B".