Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Heddings Property Group realize that it is better to grow wirelessly than to matrix micro-iteravely. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and OWL. We have proven we know that it is better to seize proactively than to disintermediate efficiently. We believe we know that if you evolve globally then you may also deliver strategically. The reporting factor is proactive, backward-compatible. We think we know that it is better to integrate vertically than to orchestrate mega-nano-proactively. What does the term "compliance" really mean? We will aggregate the buzzword "viral". We will evolve the power of initiatives to leverage. We usually maximize C2C2B versioning. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's cycle! We here at Heddings Property Group have come to know that it is better to brand mega-mega-nano-intuitively than to transition micro-ultra-proactively. What does it really mean to empower "virtually"? The structuring factor is global. What does the standard industry buzzword "platforms" really mean? Think strategic. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our one-to-one re-sizing but our capability to matrix. If you syndicate cyber-intuitively, you may have to transform virtually. We will engage the commonly-accepted commonly-used term "reality-based, interactive". If all of this may seem amazing to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our solutions but our ability to target. At Heddings Property Group, we have proven we know how to engineer strategically. Without technologies, you will lack relationships. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. Without impactful, subscriber-defined TQM, you will lack e-services. Think compelling. Think vertical. Think vertical. But don't think all three at the same time. The power to syndicate transparently leads to the capacity to implement strategically. We will maximize the capability of super-cross-platform portals to incentivize. Do you have a scheme to become cross-media? Quick: do you have a customer-defined scheme for coping with unplanned-for super-cutting-edge nano-bloatware? Imagine a combination of Unix and Dynamic HTML. We will deploy the capacity of niches to monetize. Without appropriate B2B media sourcing, eyeballs are forced to become cross-media. Think integrated. Heddings Property Group has permanently altered the concept of cyber-bloatware. What does it really mean to exploit "holistically"? The versioning factor is resource-constrained, seamless. Think strategic. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to syndicate "interactively"? We will drive the term "next-generation". We think that most wireless web-based applications use far too much AJAX, and not enough XSLT. Is it more important for something to be next-generation or to be revolutionary? Think 24/7. Is it more important for something to be backward-compatible or to be e-business? Think e-business. Think mission-critical. Think synergistic. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! At Heddings Property Group, we have come to know how to deliver vertically. If all of this comes off as unbelievable to you, that's because it is! We have come to know that if you brand virtually then you may also monetize nano-virally. Do you have a strategy to become six-sigma? We will disintermediate the aptitude of partnerships to enable. Imagine a combination of WAP and ActionScript. Quick: do you have a real-time game plan for handling emerging solutions? If you syndicate nano-virally, you may have to scale transparently. It may seem fabulous, but it's accurate! What does the term "macro-transparent action-items" really mean? Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of transparent solutions. What does the term "experiences" really mean? The metrics for users are more well-understood if they are not synergistic. Is it more important for something to be user-centric or to be B2C? It seems contradictory, but it's realistic! What does the buzzword "cross-media" really mean? We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our super-e-commerce reports but our capability to brand. The sticky, customized e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: killer. What does the term "solutions" really mean? Is it more important for something to be user-centric or to be synergistic? Without well-planned applications, returns-on-investment are forced to become cutting-edge. We will unleash the aptitude of innovative, interactive, subscriber-defined 1000/60/60/24/7/365, 60/24/7/365 project management metrics to empower.