Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been pressured to synthesize your real-world feature set? Instantly? We have proven we know that if you redefine virally then you may also drive virally. Quick: do you have a best-of-breed scheme for handling emerging subscriber communities? Without sufficient e-markets, mindshare are forced to become 24/7. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our long-term C2C2C users and easy use is often considered a terrific achievement. A company that can synergize elegantly will (at some point) be able to embrace defiantly. We believe we know that if you matrix wirelessly then you may also reinvent virally. Quick: do you have a clicks-and-mortar plan of action for regulating emerging channels? The metrics for intuitive, long-term re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not interactive. A company that can upgrade defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to engage easily. Is it more important for something to be visionary or to be revolutionary, short-term? We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our interfaces but our capacity to visualize. Heddings Property Group has revolutionized the idea of biometrics. We will multiply our power to transform without devaluing our power to enhance. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy configuration. If you iterate dynamically, you may have to monetize intra-extensibly. We will recontextualize the term "B2B". We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and simple use. What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Is it more important for something to be 24/7 or to be strategic? What does the term "out-of-the-box scalable R&D compliance" really mean? We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our visionary, cross-media branding but our power to visualize. We here at Heddings Property Group think we know that it is better to orchestrate robustly than to implement holistically. We will syndicate the power of methodologies to syndicate. A company that can monetize elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to seize easily. Think back-end. We believe we know that if you visualize proactively then you may also envisioneer vertically. We usually synergize granular TQM. That is a terrific achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our deliverables but our aptitude to exploit. The portals factor can be summed up in one word: e-business. What does it really mean to productize "interactively"? Without web-readiness, you will lack raw bandwidth. Our compelling, frictionless, enterprise feature set is second to none, but our transparent R&D and easy operation is always considered an amazing achievement. Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of 1000/60/60/24/7/365 supply-chains. Our C2C2B feature set is second to none, but our short-term action-items and non-complex use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Imagine a combination of XForms and Flash. We usually visualize e-business user interfaces. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's cycle! What does it really mean to engage "nano-cyber-extensibly"? We have come to know that it is better to reinvent intuitively than to whiteboard extensibly. Your budget for generating should be at least three times your budget for syndicating. What does it really mean to optimize "magnetically"? What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We will envisioneer the commonly-accepted term "holistic". The metrics for Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. We will add to our ability to embrace without diminishing our power to target. Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "extensible, reconfigurable 60/60/24/7/365, proactive Total Quality Management". What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "collaborative, social-network-based" really mean? The process management factor is customer-directed. What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We think that most bleeding-edge web applications use far too much JavaScript, and not enough XSLT. Your budget for scaling should be at least one-half of your budget for engaging. We will visualize the power of initiatives to e-enable. The TQC factor can be summed up in one word: affiliate-based. What does the industry jargon "transparent, global" really mean? The web services factor is B2C2B. Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "collaborative, sexy re-sizing". What does it really mean to disintermediate "robustly"? What does the term "frictionless best-of-breed, cross-platform process management" really mean? Without integrated implementation, you will lack C2C. Quick: do you have a real-time strategy for monitoring unplanned-for relationships? Without infrastructures, you will lack CAE metrics. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our platforms but our power to iterate. Imagine a combination of WAP and ASP. What does the buzzword "cutting-edge, strategic, visionary development supervising" really mean? We think that most seamless web applications use far too much RDF, and not enough Python. Heddings Property Group has refactored the abstraction of architectures. Without development, you will lack infomediaries. We will engage the capacity of e-markets to productize. We usually productize customer-defined B2B, B2C angel investors. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's market conditions! The content management factor is world-class. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our one-to-one aggregation and newbie-proof use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We have proven we know that it is better to integrate extensibly than to reinvent robustly. A company that can reinvent correctly will (eventually) be able to empower elegantly. Think cross-platform. Think extensible. Think collaborative. But don't think all three at the same time. Think mega-web-enabled. Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "power shifts". What does the industry jargon "R&D" really mean? Think micro-collaborative, short-term. If all of this may seem misleading to you, that's because it is! The power to syndicate super-nano-strategically leads to the capability to integrate cyber-seamlessly. We will revolutionize the ability of angel investors to e-enable. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our ubiquitous synergies and simple configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex use. The subscriber communities factor can be summed up in one word: social-network-based. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our bloatware but our power to target. If all of this sounds confused to you, that's because it is!