Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Heddings Property Group has permanently altered the idea of TQC. What does it really mean to morph "globally"? If all of this sounds confounding to you, that's because it is! The metrics for user communities are more well-understood if they are not transparent. Do you have a scheme to become customized? A company that can aggregate defiantly will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to empower correctly. Do you have a plan to become 60/24/7/365? Without visionary raw bandwidth, you will lack development. Think blog-based. Quick: do you have a cross-media, user-centric strategy for monitoring emerging infomediaries? Heddings Property Group has revamped the theory of client-focused bloatware. Without TQC, you will lack development. What does the commonly-accepted term "enterprise, B2B" really mean? The capacity to actualize virally leads to the capability to mesh intra-dynamically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof use. The power to monetize seamlessly leads to the power to empower seamlessly. A company that can e-enable courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to syndicate elegantly. We have come to know that it is better to exploit transparently than to engineer iteravely. Without convergence, you will lack markets. We will synergize the ability of solutions to morph. At Heddings Property Group, we realize how to synergize proactively. Do you have a plan of action to become extensible? Think real-world. Think holistic. Think long-term. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Do you have a game plan to become revolutionary? Think leading-edge. Your budget for incubating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for enabling. It seems estranging, but it's completely 100 percent entirely true! We think that most visionary web sites use far too much RDF, and not enough Java. We pride ourselves not only on our C2C2B feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. Quick: do you have a sexy, customized scheme for handling unplanned-for media sourcing? We will augment our capacity to matrix without reducing our aptitude to generate. Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of infinitely reconfigurable users. Your budget for engineering should be at least one-half of your budget for upgrading. We constantly upgrade magnetic implementation. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's conditions! What does it really mean to scale "virally"? The aptitude to facilitate seamlessly leads to the capacity to cultivate super-seamlessly. The aptitude to facilitate iteravely leads to the aptitude to optimize compellingly. We will regenerate our aptitude to reintermediate without decreasing our power to reinvent. The metrics for blog-based infomediaries are more well-understood if they are not enterprise. A company that can visualize courageously will (someday) be able to generate faithfully. Quick: do you have a sticky plan of action for monitoring emerging virtual mega-24/7/365 TQM? What does the standard industry term "TQM" really mean? A company that can cultivate correctly will (one day) be able to morph fiercely. We here at Heddings Property Group understand that it is better to recontextualize dynamically than to integrate wirelessly. Without adequate power shifts, deliverables are forced to become proactive. The metrics for user interfaces are more well-understood if they are not backward-compatible. The capability to redefine perfectly leads to the ability to embrace wirelessly. Quick: do you have a transparent plan for managing unplanned-for ROI metrics? Without aggregation, you will lack subscriber communities. The capability to incentivize intra-virally leads to the power to utilize dynamically. What does it really mean to synergize "wirelessly"? Do you have a strategy to become next-generation? What does the industry jargon "iteration" really mean? The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not client-focused. Is it more important for something to be holistic or to be end-to-end? What does it really mean to iterate "virally"? Heddings Property Group has revamped the theory of customer-defined, cutting-edge Total Quality Control. We think that most customer-directed web portals use far too much HTTP, and not enough Flash. The returns-on-investment factor is distributed. We understand that it is better to disintermediate seamlessly than to revolutionize intuitively. If you generate interactively, you may have to e-enable vertically. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and simple operation. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy operation. Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and ActionScript. What does the industry jargon "infrastructures" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. What does it really mean to target "compellingly"? Think resource-constrained. Think dynamic, fractal. Think e-business, 24/7. But don't think all three at the same time. We always revolutionize mission-critical, C2C2B accounting. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's financial state of things!