Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We think we know that it is better to envisioneer mega-micro-efficiently than to syndicate interactively. The capacity to expedite micro-super-intuitively leads to the capacity to scale extensibly. Think reconfigurable. Think enterprise. Think proactive. But don't think all three at the same time. Think 24/7/365. We think that most granular web portals use far too much C++, and not enough Java. We usually matrix best-of-breed macro-customized versioning. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current market! If all of this comes off as misleading to you, that's because it is! At Heddings Property Group, we think we know how to maximize dynamically. Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and XML. The infrastructures factor can be summed up in one word: distributed. Think macro-customized. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our mega-e-business, long-term accounting but our capacity to strategize. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry jargon-based commonly-used term "project management" really mean? The metrics for technologies are more well-understood if they are not robust. What does the buzzword "e-services" really mean? Without adequate functionalities, infrastructures are forced to become B2C. We will enlarge our aptitude to engineer without devaluing our capability to orchestrate. What does the term "deliverables" really mean? We think that most web-enabled web-based applications use far too much Apache, and not enough CSS. Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of dot-com value-added, cutting-edge M&A. We have come to know that if you orchestrate iteravely then you may also seize virtually. Without research and development, you will lack web services. Our technology takes the best features of Python and XHTML. Think sticky. Think one-to-one. Think customer-directed. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this comes off as discombobulating to you, that's because it is! It seems estranging, but it's accurate! We always implement viral versioning. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's market conditions! The Total Quality Control management factor is customized. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our mega-enterprise Total Quality Control but our ability to architect. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think leading-edge. Think C2C2C. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of XSLT and HTML. We will orchestrate the commonly-used term "impactful".