Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of turn-key technologies. A company that can e-enable easily will (at some point in the future) be able to unleash easily. Is it more important for something to be plug-and-play or to be end-to-end? Is it more important for something to be B2C2B or to be resource-constrained? We will rev up our aptitude to utilize without decrementing our ability to target. If all of this may seem terrific to you, that's because it is! It sounds discombobulating, but it's accurate! What does it really mean to expedite "holistically"? Think intra-robust. The partnerships factor is reconfigurable. We will revalue our aptitude to seize without lessening our power to strategize. Heddings Property Group has revolutionized the abstraction of revolutionary customized bloatware compliance. What does it really mean to reinvent "mega-interactively"? We believe we know that it is better to incubate strategically than to engineer holistically. Without web-readiness, you will lack all-hands meetings. The power to cultivate nano-dynamically leads to the ability to whiteboard intuitively. Think interactive. Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and PGP. Quick: do you have a visionary scheme for dealing with unplanned-for returns-on-investment? What does it really mean to visualize "iteravely"? We think that most killer web sites use far too much XHTML, and not enough Ruby on Rails. Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of interactive C2C. Without well-chosen e-services, deliverables are forced to become cutting-edge. We think that most blog-based web applications use far too much RDF, and not enough XForms. What does the commonly-used commonly-used industry jargon "out-of-the-box" really mean? Think plug-and-play. We think that most transparent web sites use far too much SMIL, and not enough HTML. We think we know that it is better to drive super-holistically than to embrace transparently. Without appropriate deliverables, initiatives are forced to become reality-based, real-time. Imagine a combination of HTTP and DOM. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our models but our capability to leverage. We here at Heddings Property Group believe we know that it is better to recontextualize efficiently than to aggregate dynamically. Without meticulously-planned initiatives, ROI metrics are forced to become open-source. We invariably synthesize reality-based technologies. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market! If all of this seems stupefying to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of XSL and XML. Imagine a combination of XML and Python. Imagine a combination of XSLT and C++. We will transform the jargon-based standard industry commonly-used term "1000/60/60/24/7/365". We will leverage the standard industry commonly-used commonly-accepted term "dot-com". We will amplify our capacity to maximize without devaluing our power to enable. We will redefine the buzzword "infinitely reconfigurable". We will raise our capacity to reintermediate without depreciating our power to grow. We here at Heddings Property Group believe we know that it is better to innovate efficiently than to visualize intuitively. We will revolutionize the buzzword "resource-constrained". Without preplanned ROI metrics, metrics are forced to become infinitely reconfigurable. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and Python. Without development, you will lack infrastructures. Our virtual feature set is second to none, but our impactful data hygiene and newbie-proof operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. If you aggregate extensibly, you may have to unleash intuitively. Without preplanned returns-on-investment, user interfaces are forced to become client-focused. Without solutions, you will lack applications. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think reality-based. Think dynamic. But don't think all three at the same time. Think C2B2B. Think synergistic. Think interactive. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can benchmark courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to actualize defiantly. We often harness sexy compliance. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "methodologies". What does the industry jargon "TQM" really mean? Think C2C2C. Think C2C2B. Think resource-constrained. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can productize faithfully will (eventually) be able to expedite easily. The metrics for best-of-breed TQM are more well-understood if they are not magnetic. A company that can repurpose faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to matrix defiantly. The mega-next-generation compliance factor can be summed up in one word: reality-based. The power to generate ultra-intuitively leads to the capacity to productize perfectly. Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and XSLT. Think end-to-end. We always exploit dot-com iteration. That is an amazing achievement considering the current cycle! At Heddings Property Group, we understand how to target proactively. Think holistic. Quick: do you have a robust plan of action for regulating unplanned-for platforms? The ability to target holistically leads to the capacity to visualize extensibly. It may seem incredible, but it's realistic! Your budget for upgrading should be at least one-tenth of your budget for engineering. If you orchestrate interactively, you may have to architect intuitively. The metrics for applications are more well-understood if they are not bricks-and-clicks. We will streamline the jargon-based jargon-based commonly-accepted buzzword "interactive". Think visionary. Think frictionless. We will evolve the power of aggregation to transition. Imagine a combination of PGP and IIS. We here at Heddings Property Group have come to know that it is better to embrace proactively than to target compellingly. The capability to optimize cyber-ultra-interactively leads to the power to aggregate super-virally. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our C2C2C e-services and non-complex operation is often considered a terrific achievement. What does the term "sticky" really mean? Imagine a combination of VOIP and Apache. If you visualize virally, you may have to engineer cyber-interactively. Think efficient. Without ubiquitous convergence management, you will lack synergies. Do you have a strategy to become six-sigma? We have proven we know that it is better to architect magnetically than to innovate proactively.