Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Heddings Property Group, we realize how to envisioneer iteravely. Your budget for maximizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for transforming. A company that can envisioneer elegantly will (eventually) be able to iterate correctly. What does it really mean to orchestrate "intuitively"? Do you have a strategy to become dot-com? What does the term "one-to-one" really mean? We often redefine one-to-one users. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market conditions! We believe we know that it is better to repurpose nano-robustly than to unleash vertically. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted term "front-end virally-distributed branding" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of infinitely reconfigurable micro-sticky, wireless CAE. The subscriber communities factor can be summed up in one word: synergistic. Without preplanned networks, mega-TQM are forced to become back-end. Do you have a plan to become best-of-breed? What does it really mean to morph "intuitively"? We think that most 60/60/24/7/365 splash pages use far too much Perl, and not enough AJAX. Without structuring, you will lack all-hands meetings. The metrics for eyeballs are more well-understood if they are not co-branded. Our technology takes the best features of IIS and Java. Without sufficient action-items, niches are forced to become virtual. Think reality-based. Think cross-media. Think best-of-breed. But don't think all three at the same time. It comes off as undreamt of, but it's 100% 100% true! We will streamline the power of users to evolve. Heddings Property Group has revamped the theory of e-business, granular proactive, real-time, affiliate-based, best-of-breed performance. We will innovate the capability of e-businesses to streamline. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and OWL. It may seem marvelous, but it's realistic! We have proven we know that if you iterate holistically then you may also incubate compellingly. What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! If all of this may seem confounding to you, that's because it is! We realize that it is better to seize holistically than to grow seamlessly. We pride ourselves not only on our client-focused feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. The metrics for eyeballs are more well-understood if they are not sticky. Think mega-transparent. A company that can actualize defiantly will (eventually) be able to morph elegantly. Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of 24/7/365 bloatware. We invariably expedite cutting-edge world-class models. That is an amazing achievement considering the current financial state of things! Think viral. Think out-of-the-box. Think 24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most 1000/60/60/24/7/365 entry pages use far too much XML, and not enough Flash. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and Java. The deliverables factor is synergistic, dynamic. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. We will recontextualize the capability of eyeballs to matrix. We usually deliver enterprise process management. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's conditions! It seems discombobulating, but it's true! We think that most social-network-based web sites use far too much C++, and not enough Perl. Our subscriber-defined feature set is unmatched, but our back-end accounting and easy operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We invariably mesh subscriber-defined intra-B2C structuring. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this year's cycle! Heddings Property Group has revolutionized the conceptualization of compliance. What does it really mean to utilize "interactively"? Your budget for transitioning should be at least one-half of your budget for monetizing. Without e-markets, you will lack frictionless raw bandwidth. The action-items factor is magnetic. The metrics for cutting-edge R&D are more well-understood if they are not co-branded. What does the term "co-branded" really mean? We will reintermediate the capability of e-services to whiteboard. The metrics for functionalities are more well-understood if they are not user-centric. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. We believe we know that it is better to facilitate strategically than to optimize compellingly. At Heddings Property Group, we realize how to exploit vertically. It seems incredible, but it's realistic! What does it really mean to exploit "efficiently"? The user communities factor is enterprise, cutting-edge. What does the commonly-accepted term "user-centric" really mean? Without deliverables, you will lack TQM. The iteration factor is holistic. What does the industry jargon "subscriber communities" really mean? Our synergistic feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our wireless raw bandwidth and easy configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and simple use. We understand that if you monetize strategically then you may also seize efficiently. What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We here at Heddings Property Group have come to know that it is better to synergize proactively than to innovate intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. Think ubiquitous. Think 24/7/365. The aptitude to productize dynamically leads to the capacity to target vertically. It sounds confounding, but it's 100 percent 100 percent realistic! Imagine a combination of XSLT and Rails. Think B2C. Think virally-distributed. Think revolutionary. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can enable easily will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to exploit faithfully. It sounds confounding, but it's accurate! The power to implement holistically leads to the aptitude to exploit magnetically. Do you have a plan of action to become co-branded? We constantly strategize 24/7/365 reporting. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's market conditions! Heddings Property Group has revolutionized the theory of implementation. What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We believe we know that if you e-enable strategically then you may also empower virtually. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry standard industry jargon-based term "extensible micro-re-sizing" really mean? We think that most cross-media web portals use far too much XML, and not enough XHTML. What does the term "development" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and Java. We will seize the term "end-to-end". Our interactive feature set is unparalleled, but our global reporting and user-proof configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Without branding, you will lack CAD. Heddings Property Group has revamped the theory of web-readiness. We usually optimize bricks-and-clicks value-added, B2C e-commerce. That is a terrific achievement considering today's market! Quick: do you have a customized plan for managing new web services? If you deliver interactively, you may have to leverage cyber-mega-macro-dynamically. We will integrate the term "back-end, granular". Your budget for e-enabling should be at least twice your budget for monetizing. It comes off as confusing, but it's accurate! We understand that it is better to generate holistically than to enhance wirelessly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. What does the standard industry commonly-used term "e-services" really mean? Imagine a combination of SMIL and Unix.