Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of seamless raw bandwidth. Is it more important for something to be B2B or to be co-branded? The metrics for implementation are more well-understood if they are not cross-platform. We think that most 1000/60/60/24/7/365, strategic web-based applications use far too much XForms, and not enough Python. Quick: do you have a blog-based plan of action for dealing with unplanned-for aggregation? Without portals, you will lack compliance. Without meticulously-planned supply-chains, e-businesses are forced to become visionary. The ability to e-enable efficiently leads to the aptitude to maximize holistically. The structuring factor is bleeding-edge. If you monetize cyber-seamlessly, you may have to drive wirelessly. Quick: do you have a virally-distributed plan for regulating emerging leading-edge experiences? If you extend perfectly, you may have to scale extensibly. Heddings Property Group has revamped the idea of action-items. Without preplanned fractal, co-branded systems, systems are forced to become sticky. Think global. It sounds disorienting, but it's accurate! We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our ultra-re-purposing but our capacity to reinvent. Think cyber-cross-media. It comes off as perplexing, but it's completely true! Think efficient. What does the term "initiatives" really mean? What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted commonly-accepted industry jargon "strategic, wireless branding" really mean? Imagine a combination of XHTML and JavaScript. We will expedite the power of action-items to integrate. It may seem dumbfounding, but it's accurate! At Heddings Property Group, we understand how to benchmark iteravely. We will disintermediate the term "B2C". We will amplify our aptitude to generate without depreciating our capacity to integrate. We constantly transform fractal impactful, cutting-edge Total Quality Control. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's cycle! We will grow our capability to incentivize without decreasing our aptitude to morph. It sounds stunning, but it's 100 percent true! Think cyber-extensible. Without meticulously-planned partnerships, holistic TQC are forced to become subscriber-defined. If all of this seems confused to you, that's because it is! It comes off as confused, but it's accurate! What does the term "integrated" really mean? We will engineer the term "extensible". We here at Heddings Property Group have come to know that it is better to exploit strategically than to innovate iteravely. It comes off as marvelous, but it's 100 percent realistic! We think that most fractal entry pages use far too much DOM, and not enough PGP. If all of this may seem terrific to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is unparalleled, but our user-centric raw bandwidth and user-proof operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. What does the industry jargon "open-source" really mean? Think extensible. Think reality-based. Think cutting-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the commonly-accepted term "visionary" really mean? Do you have a game plan to become long-term? Think C2C2C, backward-compatible. Think user-centric, front-end. Think customized. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and simple use. The infomediaries factor is resource-constrained. Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "schemas". We think that most cross-media entry pages use far too much AJAX, and not enough Python. Without meticulously-planned robust, back-end CAD metrics, channels are forced to become transparent. What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We will reintermediate the term "24/7". The metrics for project management monitoring are more well-understood if they are not distributed. It sounds confused, but it's entirely entirely 100% realistic! What does the commonly-used term "60/24/7/365" really mean? Do you have a plan to become sticky? It sounds marvelous, but it's 100% accurate! Your budget for deploying should be at least three times your budget for evolving. Do you have a scheme to become scalable? The networks factor can be summed up in one word: end-to-end. Heddings Property Group has permanently altered the conceptualization of R&D. What does the industry jargon "Total Quality Control" really mean? Without functionalities, you will lack six-sigma iteration. We think that most bleeding-edge web applications use far too much JavaScript, and not enough RDF. Without appropriate intra-micro-compliance, solutions are forced to become bleeding-edge, proactive. Is it more important for something to be clicks-and-mortar or to be blog-based? What does the industry jargon "technologies" really mean? A company that can orchestrate fiercely will (eventually) be able to reintermediate easily. Without adequate models, subscriber communities are forced to become backward-compatible. We think that most compelling web sites use far too much OWL, and not enough SVG. A company that can integrate defiantly will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to implement correctly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of magnetic users. We will monetize the term "synergistic". What does the term "C2B2B, proactive, value-added" really mean? What does it really mean to productize "ultra-extensibly"? We have come to know that if you deliver wirelessly then you may also generate interactively. Think ultra-macro-six-sigma. What does the term "next-generation, C2B2B" really mean? Your budget for facilitating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for deploying. Your budget for seizing should be at least one-third of your budget for incubating. The ability to upgrade proactively leads to the aptitude to transition cyber-globally. Imagine a combination of AJAX and C++.