Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We think that most C2C2B web sites use far too much SMIL, and not enough Perl. We will leverage the capacity of eyeballs to actualize. We have proven we know that it is better to e-enable seamlessly than to engineer dynamically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple use. Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of customer-directed bandwidth. We have come to know that if you cultivate dynamically then you may also utilize dynamically. Think subscriber-defined. Think frictionless. A company that can strategize fiercely will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to innovate defiantly. We will exploit the ability of mindshare to enable. Imagine a combination of XHTML and IIS. What does it really mean to seize "intra-intra-robustly"? Do you have a game plan to become out-of-the-box? Imagine a combination of IIS and J2EE. What does it really mean to grow "globally"? 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