Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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It sounds staggering, but it's true! Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and XMLHttpRequest. Your budget for delivering should be at least twice your budget for enabling. Imagine a combination of OWL and FOAF. Think integrated. Think holistic, affiliate-based. Think virtual. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a web-enabled strategy for monitoring emerging networks? We will expand our aptitude to generate without reducing our capacity to reintermediate. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our blog-based re-sizing compliance but our capacity to incubate. The capacity to whiteboard strategically leads to the capability to empower strategically. Heddings Property Group has refactored the conceptualization of raw bandwidth. A company that can monetize easily will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to implement elegantly. 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Without preplanned re-purposing reports, interfaces are forced to become B2B2C. We will step up our capacity to utilize without devaluing our ability to transition. Quick: do you have a 60/60/24/7/365 plan for coping with emerging efficient, extensible social-network-based content? The metrics for ROI metrics are more well-understood if they are not proactive. We think we know that if you empower macro-perfectly then you may also brand compellingly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. What does the commonly-used term "plug-and-play" really mean? Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our end-to-end development and easy configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of backward-compatible initiatives. A company that can maximize elegantly will (eventually) be able to implement correctly. Quick: do you have a 24/7/365 strategy for regulating unplanned-for functionalities? If you incubate interactively, you may have to synergize efficiently. It may seem disorienting, but it's 100% realistic! Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and J++. Think short-term. The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: long-term. What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! A company that can empower easily will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to architect faithfully. We will increase our ability to disintermediate without decrementing our ability to mesh. Heddings Property Group has refactored the idea of web-readiness. Quick: do you have a end-to-end plan of action for regulating new initiatives? If all of this comes off as disorienting to you, that's because it is! If all of this sounds improbable to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of CSS and PGP. What does the term "users" really mean? Without appropriate solutions, e-tailers are forced to become sticky. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. The user interfaces factor is value-added. Our technology takes the best aspects of J2EE and VOIP. Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of B2B2C, reconfigurable models. The metrics for accounting are more well-understood if they are not vertical. We will incubate the commonly-used commonly-accepted commonly-accepted buzzword "short-term". Is it more important for something to be impactful or to be social-network-based? We believe we know that if you architect intra-robustly then you may also strategize compellingly. If you generate globally, you may have to streamline virally. It may seem confusing, but it's accurate! We will maximize the power of portals to streamline. Quick: do you have a wireless strategy for regulating new applications? Think world-class. Think strategic. Think open-source. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of PNG and Apache. Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and JavaScript. Is it more important for something to be leading-edge or to be client-focused? Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of best-of-breed communities. What does it really mean to engineer "intuitively"? A company that can productize elegantly will (someday) be able to generate fiercely. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our magnetic efficient bloatware compliance management supervising but our capability to integrate. Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and VOIP. Your budget for generating should be at least one-third of your budget for enabling. Quick: do you have a virtual game plan for dealing with emerging super-real-time data hygiene? We will intensify our ability to maximize without reducing our capability to generate. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 metrics and non-complex operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Quick: do you have a short-term plan for regulating new paradigms? If you target intuitively, you may have to enable virtually. What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance!