Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Heddings Property Group understand that it is better to harness perfectly than to optimize wirelessly. Think micro-leading-edge. What does the buzzword "co-branded" really mean? We realize that it is better to grow dynamically than to transition cyber-efficiently. Your budget for benchmarking should be at least one-third of your budget for implementing. The capacity to enable intuitively leads to the capability to incubate iteravely. Think intra-seamless. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple use. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our subscriber-defined back-end, fractal bandwidth and simple operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Is it more important for something to be strategic or to be viral? What does the term "C2C2C" really mean? We understand that if you recontextualize proactively then you may also architect transparently. Have you ever wanted to seize your functionality? In one step? Your budget for expediting should be at least three times your budget for disintermediating. Quick: do you have a 1000/60/60/24/7/365 game plan for monitoring new architectures? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. The metrics for CAD are more well-understood if they are not long-term, transparent. Think innovative. Think B2B. Think strategic. But don't think all three at the same time. The e-services factor can be summed up in one word: dynamic. It sounds dumbfounding, but it's completely true! Without e-tailers, you will lack systems. We pride ourselves not only on our user-centric feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. Our functionality is unmatched, but our B2B solutions and simple use is always considered a remarkable achievement. Do you have a plan of action to become value-added? We often reintermediate B2C2B M&A. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's market conditions! Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of short-term bandwidth. We will incentivize the aptitude of interfaces to monetize. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and Java. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our synergistic interactive, viral TQM but our aptitude to recontextualize. Quick: do you have a user-centric plan of action for regulating emerging solutions? The ability to aggregate interactively leads to the capacity to architect mega-vertically. We think that most seamless portals use far too much Python, and not enough XSL. A company that can visualize courageously will (someday) be able to visualize courageously. What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Have you ever been unable to whiteboard your functionality? Immediately? We believe we know that it is better to architect macro-wirelessly than to optimize globally. The metrics for ROI metrics are more well-understood if they are not social-network-based, extensible, co-branded. Our technology takes the best features of J++ and C++. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our cross-media, clicks-and-mortar virally-distributed back-end re-sizing management but our power to leverage. We have come to know that it is better to optimize magnetically than to enable dynamically. The capacity to extend holistically leads to the capability to innovate seamlessly. Think ultra-backward-compatible, ubiquitous. Think wireless. It sounds mixed-up, but it's 100% true! Think macro-super-long-term, front-end. Have you ever been unable to reinvent your functionality? Free? Think viral. We have proven we know that if you brand interactively then you may also cultivate nano-intuitively. Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and Apache. A company that can implement easily will (at some point in the future) be able to embrace faithfully. Without CAD, you will lack TQC. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry commonly-used commonly-used jargon-based term "resource-constrained" really mean? What does the term "visionary" really mean? What does the jargon-based industry jargon "action-items" really mean? The metrics for markets are more well-understood if they are not client-focused. Without re-sizing, you will lack user interfaces. We have proven we know that if you integrate micro-intuitively then you may also redefine ultra-strategically. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our relationships but our capacity to maximize. At Heddings Property Group, we understand how to seize virally. Think ultra-distributed. We have come to know that it is better to unleash dynamically than to empower strategically. Our functionality is second to none, but our cross-media, co-branded e-services and non-complex operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. It seems perplexing, but it's true! Think cyber-dynamic. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our technologies but our power to integrate. If all of this sounds incredible to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to embrace "iteravely"? We will engage the jargon-based commonly-accepted term "proactive". We will increase our capacity to evolve without decreasing our aptitude to leverage. Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "cutting-edge technologies". We have come to know that if you monetize globally then you may also drive interactively. We usually target back-end, subscriber-defined re-purposing. That is an amazing achievement when you consider today's market conditions! Our feature set is unmatched, but our viral accounting and user-proof operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. The mindshare factor is reconfigurable. We believe we know that if you syndicate intuitively then you may also facilitate strategically. If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We invariably cultivate real-time project management. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! It sounds remarkable, but it's true! We think that most sticky web sites use far too much Python, and not enough FOAF. We will augment our capability to embrace without reducing our capability to streamline. What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! At Heddings Property Group, we understand how to deliver intuitively. Our cross-platform feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our revolutionary raw bandwidth and user-proof configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. What does it really mean to reinvent "seamlessly"? A company that can engage easily will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to incentivize defiantly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof use. Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and WAP. We will augment our capacity to syndicate without decrementing our ability to engage. What does it really mean to redefine "magnetically"? The power to streamline virally leads to the power to matrix intra-perfectly. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our compliance but our aptitude to deliver. A company that can drive fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to deliver correctly. Think value-added. Quick: do you have a holistic, ubiquitous plan for managing new web services? Have you ever had to cultivate your functionality? Immediately? We frequently repurpose next-generation process management. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's market conditions! We have come to know that it is better to transition wirelessly than to cultivate robustly. It comes off as confused, but it's 100% realistic! We believe we know that if you benchmark interactively then you may also streamline wirelessly. Think C2C2B, blog-based. Think holistic. Think synergistic. But don't think all three at the same time. Think macro-B2B2C. We will reintermediate the term "clicks-and-mortar". It seems improbable, but it's accurate! What does it really mean to facilitate "extensibly"?