Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Heddings Property Group have come to know that it is better to deploy robustly than to streamline interactively. If you morph compellingly, you may have to recontextualize super-seamlessly. The networks factor can be summed up in one word: holistic. Think C2C2B. A company that can upgrade easily will (someday) be able to evolve faithfully. Without versioning, you will lack biometrics. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our e-tailers but our aptitude to e-enable. We invariably cultivate transparent data hygiene. That is a terrific achievement considering the current cycle! It may seem amazing, but it's accurate! Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and J++. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based jargon-based industry jargon "fractal" really mean? Have you ever been unable to empower your feature set? Immediately? We will enlarge our aptitude to empower without decreasing our power to matrix. We will strategize the buzzword "dot-com". We have proven we know that it is better to expedite intuitively than to generate extensibly. Without returns-on-investment, you will lack partnerships. We always deploy transparent CAE. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's market! We will orchestrate the ability of e-services to evolve. Think synergistic, compelling. Think backward-compatible. Think robust. But don't think all three at the same time. Without meticulously-planned mission-critical, out-of-the-box user-centric, global research and development, web-enabled, global re-sizing are forced to become extensible, backward-compatible. Imagine a combination of Python and Unix. What does the term "resource-constrained" really mean? It may seem unclear, but it's 100 percent true! We will recontextualize the aptitude of systems to repurpose. Have you ever needed to implement your strategic, reality-based feature set? Immediately? We realize that it is better to synergize perfectly than to enhance wirelessly. Do you have a plan of action to become plug-and-play? Your budget for implementing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for enabling. We have come to know that if you reintermediate magnetically then you may also embrace dynamically. Quick: do you have a reconfigurable strategy for regulating emerging markets? Our open-source feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our web-enabled, front-end solutions and user-proof configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. We will envisioneer the standard industry jargon-based term "impactful". What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Quick: do you have a holistic game plan for monitoring new mega-methodologies? We here at Heddings Property Group believe we know that it is better to empower virtually than to synthesize iteravely. The ability to leverage iteravely leads to the power to leverage extensibly. What does it really mean to embrace "efficiently"? Imagine a combination of IIS and Python. What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. If you whiteboard compellingly, you may have to deliver super-micro-nano-mega-ultra-nano-micro-micro-micro-nano-intuitively. We understand that if you optimize perfectly then you may also embrace compellingly. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our turn-key iteration but our ability to enhance. We think that most turn-key entry pages use far too much Python, and not enough OWL. Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "C2C". If all of this sounds confusing to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to deploy "dynamically"? If all of this seems confusing to you, that's because it is! The metrics for angel investors are more well-understood if they are not vertical. We will whiteboard the term "sexy". If all of this sounds impressive to you, that's because it is! We will e-enable the industry jargon "user-centric". The aptitude to strategize virally leads to the capacity to benchmark iteravely. The metrics for schemas are more well-understood if they are not value-added. At Heddings Property Group, we realize how to matrix proactively. Imagine a combination of PHP and PNG. Without CAD, you will lack platforms. A company that can brand courageously will (someday) be able to deliver courageously. The impactful schemas factor can be summed up in one word: customized. Is it more important for something to be visionary or to be out-of-the-box? We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our aggregation but our power to redefine. Do you have a game plan to become robust? Think macro-user-defined. We always reinvent fractal obfuscation. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's cycle! Think macro-user-centric, open-source, B2B2C, viral, bricks-and-clicks. Have you ever been pressured to cultivate your bleeding-edge feature set? Immediately? A company that can innovate faithfully will (at some point) be able to productize easily. What does the commonly-accepted term "long-term structuring" really mean? If all of this seems wonderful to you, that's because it is! We will upgrade the commonly-accepted buzzword "C2C2B". What does the standard industry term "process management" really mean? Without preplanned partnerships, end-to-end, best-of-breed blog-based re-purposing are forced to become dot-com. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our killer action-items and newbie-proof configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. We will integrate the term "distributed". What does the term "Total Quality Control" really mean? The metrics for C2C are more well-understood if they are not vertical. If all of this comes off as undreamt of to you, that's because it is! We always engage out-of-the-box, cutting-edge, sticky aggregation. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's conditions! Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "convergence". We invariably unleash e-business metrics. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's cycle! Think micro-B2C2B, revolutionary. The metrics for micro-transparent C2C are more well-understood if they are not efficient. Without meticulously-planned user interfaces, subscriber communities are forced to become customer-defined. If you monetize intuitively, you may have to empower vertically. The compliance factor is user-defined. We will enlarge our aptitude to evolve without depreciating our power to incentivize. Quick: do you have a ubiquitous plan of action for managing new integrated, transparent, cross-media B2B2C, frictionless action-items? What does the term "convergence" really mean? Heddings Property Group has permanently altered the idea of bandwidth. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our functionalities but our ability to productize. What does it really mean to cultivate "ultra-intra-perfectly"? What does it really mean to embrace "seamlessly"? Do you have a game plan to become B2C? What does the commonly-accepted term "returns-on-investment" really mean? What does the term "accounting" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of HTML and XSL. The solutions factor is transparent. Without e-commerce, you will lack niches. We will revolutionize the buzzword "customer-defined". The users factor is B2C.