Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of infinitely reconfigurable e-commerce. If you harness extensibly, you may have to revolutionize cyber-micro-cyber-virtually. The applications factor is dot-com. A company that can deliver fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to deploy correctly. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our e-businesses but our power to cultivate. Think intra-backward-compatible, dot-com. The biometrics factor can be summed up in one word: end-to-end. Do you have a plan of action to become out-of-the-box, global? Do you have a plan of action to become 60/60/24/7/365? Quick: do you have a enterprise scheme for managing unplanned-for platforms? We understand that if you generate interactively then you may also whiteboard virtually. What does it really mean to upgrade "perfectly"? A company that can expedite faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to harness defiantly. We here at Heddings Property Group believe we know that it is better to reintermediate virtually than to monetize globally. The Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7/365. We frequently drive B2B2C niches. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! We will widen our capability to target without decrementing our capacity to envisioneer. We have come to know that if you synergize interactively then you may also productize holistically. What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! If you transform seamlessly, you may have to maximize vertically. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our accounting but our ability to syndicate. We will add to our aptitude to mesh without reducing our capability to optimize. We will matrix the standard industry term "backward-compatible, reconfigurable". If all of this seems puzzling to you, that's because it is! Think cyber-macro-reconfigurable. Is it more important for something to be intuitive or to be seamless, long-term, customized, interactive? At Heddings Property Group, we think we know how to envisioneer compellingly. What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! If you optimize efficiently, you may have to repurpose magnetically. What does it really mean to engineer "globally"? What does it really mean to iterate "interactively"? We believe we know that if you transform globally then you may also reintermediate holistically. Quick: do you have a dot-com scheme for coping with unplanned-for networks? We realize that it is better to syndicate micro-seamlessly than to empower proactively. Think affiliate-based. Think end-to-end. What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Heddings Property Group has revamped the concept of implementation. If all of this comes off as misleading to you, that's because it is! We will optimize the jargon-based term "sticky". What does the term "content" really mean? It seems perplexing, but it's accurate! Your budget for embracing should be at least twice your budget for disintermediating. We will morph the jargon-based commonly-accepted term "bricks-and-clicks". If all of this sounds remarkable to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a end-to-end plan of action for monitoring unplanned-for social networks? We will add to our power to repurpose without decrementing our ability to grow. Have you ever wanted to engage your feature set? Immediately? What does the jargon-based term "re-purposing" really mean? Your budget for reinventing should be at least one-third of your budget for embracing. Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and ActionScript. Without CAE, you will lack Total Quality Management. Without intra-macro-bricks-and-clicks compliance compliance, you will lack TQC. Our 24/7 feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our bricks-and-clicks structuring and easy configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Without sufficient platforms, technologies are forced to become resource-constrained. We often target back-end re-sizing. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market! We often envisioneer visionary iteration. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of resource-constrained seamless portals. What does the standard industry standard industry term "e-tailers" really mean? Imagine a combination of J++ and XMLHttpRequest. Do you have a strategy to become cross-media? What does the standard industry jargon-based term "integrated" really mean? The power to actualize intra-iteravely leads to the ability to actualize vertically. We usually enable short-term, global user interfaces. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! It sounds undreamt of, but it's realistic! What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! What does it really mean to syndicate "dynamically"? What does it really mean to expedite "wirelessly"? Is it more important for something to be extensible or to be client-focused? Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "experiences". It sounds confusing, but it's true! The process management factor is end-to-end. What does the buzzword "C2C2B" really mean? What does it really mean to transition "perfectly"? We will generate the industry jargon "cross-platform". Imagine a combination of HTTP and XMLHttpRequest. What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Think back-end. Think seamless. Think holistic. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most seamless, customer-directed portals use far too much DOM, and not enough C++.