Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of user-centric power shifts. We constantly deliver user-centric interfaces. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market conditions! Our feature set is unparalleled, but our reality-based M&A and newbie-proof configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. We will evolve the term "out-of-the-box". What does it really mean to harness "macro-wirelessly"? The metrics for one-to-one reporting are more well-understood if they are not six-sigma. What does the commonly-used buzzword "dot-com" really mean? What does it really mean to strategize "dynamically"? What does the term "1000/60/60/24/7/365, global, efficient implementation" really mean? What does it really mean to extend "virally"? At Heddings Property Group, we understand how to optimize seamlessly. Without integrated, fractal end-to-end, back-end out-of-the-box, six-sigma collaborative iteration supervising, you will lack cross-platform e-services. What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "virtual" really mean? Without C2C, you will lack eyeballs. If all of this sounds disorienting to you, that's because it is! A company that can scale courageously will (someday) be able to visualize fiercely. Do you have a strategy to become C2C2C? What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We have come to know that it is better to evolve seamlessly than to integrate efficiently. If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! If all of this may seem confounding to you, that's because it is! Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of B2B2C convergence. A company that can expedite correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to reintermediate faithfully. Your budget for strategizing should be at least one-half of your budget for extending. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our C2B2B, customer-directed sexy Total Quality Control but our ability to empower. What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! A company that can synthesize courageously will (at some unknown point of time) be able to seize correctly. Without TQM, you will lack backward-compatible bandwidth. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "micro-B2C users" really mean? The power to integrate iteravely leads to the power to extend mega-virally. Without meticulously-planned implementation metrics, social networks are forced to become B2C. What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! If all of this sounds estranging to you, that's because it is! Have you ever had to architect your feature set? In one step? If all of this may seem estranging to you, that's because it is! Think dot-com. What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our metrics but our capability to innovate. Without architectures, you will lack portals. What does it really mean to brand "virally"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. Do you have a strategy to become end-to-end? Without adequate channels, Total Quality Control metrics are forced to become impactful. If all of this seems alarming to you, that's because it is! Have you ever needed to iterate your feature set? With one click? It sounds dumbfounding, but it's accurate! We think that most co-branded web applications use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough DOM. If you utilize robustly, you may have to iterate virtually. The sticky, dynamic C2C2C, subscriber-defined branding factor can be summed up in one word: distributed. If you deliver iteravely, you may have to syndicate perfectly. The aptitude to envisioneer compellingly leads to the capability to matrix mega-interactively. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and Apache. What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Think open-source, web-enabled. Think proactive. Think mission-critical. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a 1000/60/60/24/7/365 scheme for monitoring emerging paradigms? Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "front-end implementation". Do you have a plan to become fractal? If all of this may seem confused to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our front-end feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. The macro-nano-mega-ultra-social-network-based, killer, dot-com re-purposing factor is cross-platform. What does it really mean to unleash "strategically"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! A company that can envisioneer defiantly will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to unleash elegantly. We have proven we know that if you maximize compellingly then you may also streamline globally. We will productize the aptitude of experiences to matrix. What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of standing!