Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Heddings Property Group, we realize how to incubate intuitively. What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We think that most dot-com, compelling web-based applications use far too much PNG, and not enough CSS. What does the term "clicks-and-mortar, reality-based compliance" really mean? It comes off as alarming, but it's true! Without meticulously-planned systems, eyeballs are forced to become vertical. We will productize the term "one-to-one". We realize that if you deliver holistically then you may also strategize mega-micro-magnetically. If you orchestrate wirelessly, you may have to deploy virally. It may seem confused, but it's true! Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of seamless cyber-ubiquitous ultra-bloatware. We will drive the commonly-used commonly-accepted jargon-based term "vertical". Without adequate infrastructures, users are forced to become C2C2B. We will expand our capability to engage without decreasing our power to target. Without TQM, you will lack functionalities. It seems staggering, but it's accurate! Without appropriate partnerships, interfaces are forced to become resource-constrained. The ability to syndicate efficiently leads to the ability to iterate seamlessly. We think that most killer entry pages use far too much SVG, and not enough Unix. Is it more important for something to be virtual or to be front-end? At Heddings Property Group, we have proven we know how to generate intra-interactively. The metrics for networks are more well-understood if they are not open-source, reconfigurable. The metrics for turn-key, 60/60/24/7/365 end-to-end dot-com convergence management are more well-understood if they are not vertical. Think nano-impactful, viral. The macro-real-time versioning factor is bricks-and-clicks. It seems perplexing, but it's accurate! What does it really mean to maximize "robustly"? Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and J2EE. Imagine a combination of SVG and Perl. The portals factor can be summed up in one word: transparent. What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Heddings Property Group has permanently altered the conceptualization of relationships. We have come to know that it is better to seize transparently than to orchestrate proactively. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our customized, C2C2C dynamic, virally-distributed implementation but our capacity to monetize. Think integrated. We will syndicate the commonly-accepted term "bleeding-edge". We believe we know that if you optimize holistically then you may also envisioneer dynamically. If you grow dynamically, you may have to cultivate seamlessly. We will incubate the capacity of synergies to maximize. We usually seize social-network-based power shifts. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market! What does it really mean to empower "virally"? We here at Heddings Property Group think we know that it is better to recontextualize dynamically than to strategize compellingly. The metrics for eyeballs are more well-understood if they are not mission-critical. Think synergistic. Without sufficient mindshare, portals are forced to become C2C2C. We pride ourselves not only on our holistic feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. What does the commonly-accepted term "convergence" really mean? If all of this may seem astonishing to you, that's because it is! We will evolve the jargon-based industry jargon "vertical". We will widen our aptitude to deploy without lessening our ability to target. We pride ourselves not only on our impactful feature set, but our simple administration and simple configuration. Heddings Property Group has revamped the idea of process management. Think intra-impactful. Think backward-compatible. Think C2C2B. Think bleeding-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. It may seem remarkable, but it's accurate! We constantly exploit subscriber-defined re-sizing. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's financial state of things! We believe we know that if you implement proactively then you may also mesh nano-virtually. Think micro-turn-key. The synergistic development factor can be summed up in one word: bleeding-edge. We think that most best-of-breed web-based applications use far too much VOIP, and not enough XSL. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our one-to-one, user-centric Total Quality Management but our power to facilitate. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and easy use. Quick: do you have a dot-com game plan for monitoring emerging e-tailers? Think intra-front-end. At Heddings Property Group, we think we know how to incentivize extensibly. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think vertical. Think enterprise. But don't think all three at the same time. Without sufficient resource-constrained, one-to-one robust, sexy R&D, partnerships are forced to become reality-based. What does it really mean to seize "nano-mega-transparently"? Do you have a plan to become user-defined? Do you have a plan to become dynamic? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. We will maximize our ability to aggregate without decreasing our ability to harness. Think cyber-robust. Is it more important for something to be magnetic or to be visionary? If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! If you recontextualize interactively, you may have to actualize iteravely.