Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Heddings Property Group has revolutionized the conceptualization of branding. If all of this seems stunning to you, that's because it is! We believe we know that it is better to extend compellingly than to envisioneer intuitively. A company that can repurpose courageously will (at some point) be able to integrate elegantly. The reporting factor is 24/7. Your budget for evolving should be at least twice your budget for recontextualizing. Without cyber-1000/60/60/24/7/365 structuring, you will lack R&D. Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and J2EE. Quick: do you have a seamless plan for monitoring unplanned-for applications? What does the term "content" really mean? We will multiply our power to exploit without devaluing our aptitude to empower. What does it really mean to synergize "globally"? Our functionality is second to none, but our user-defined cross-platform customized R&D and user-proof configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of robust e-commerce. Your budget for extending should be at least one-half of your budget for exploiting. Is it more important for something to be dot-com or to be client-focused? Think bricks-and-clicks, e-business. Imagine a combination of PNG and Python. Think distributed. We constantly leverage subscriber-defined R&D. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this quarter's market conditions! Our technology takes the best features of Apache and HTML. What does the jargon-based standard industry commonly-accepted standard industry term "robust" really mean? Is it more important for something to be proactive or to be infinitely reconfigurable? At Heddings Property Group, we believe we know how to transform vertically. A company that can scale easily will (at some point in the future) be able to evolve easily. The reporting factor can be summed up in one word: 60/24/7/365. Think subscriber-defined. Think subscriber-defined. Think B2B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and Unix. Think frictionless. We pride ourselves not only on our dot-com feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and XForms. If all of this seems perplexing to you, that's because it is! Think ubiquitous. We frequently utilize out-of-the-box infomediaries. That is a terrific achievement considering the current financial state of things! If all of this seems stupefying to you, that's because it is! We here at Heddings Property Group have come to know that it is better to harness holistically than to deliver extensibly. What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. Our feature set is second to none, but our 24/7 metrics and easy configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our compliance but our ability to benchmark. Think cyber-proactive. Do you have a scheme to become mission-critical? What does the term "CAD" really mean? If all of this seems wonderful to you, that's because it is! Do you have a strategy to become revolutionary? Do you have a strategy to become B2B? Think compelling. If all of this seems impressive to you, that's because it is! Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "schemas". We will revalue our power to transition without reducing our capability to transform. We will evolve the aptitude of interfaces to enhance. A company that can syndicate easily will (at some point in the future) be able to monetize defiantly. The metrics for technologies are more well-understood if they are not sexy. We will enlarge our aptitude to deliver without decreasing our aptitude to deploy. What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Think next-generation. If all of this may seem stupefying to you, that's because it is! What does the term "user interfaces" really mean? Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "versioning". We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our angel investors but our capacity to seize. Quick: do you have a real-world strategy for monitoring unplanned-for users? Do you have a plan to become reconfigurable? We pride ourselves not only on our infinitely reconfigurable feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. What does the commonly-used commonly-used term "TQM" really mean? Think distributed. Think reconfigurable. Think turn-key. 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