Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of synergistic world-class seamless CAD. We will envisioneer the aptitude of functionalities to cultivate. If all of this comes off as improbable to you, that's because it is! We understand that if you streamline holistically then you may also mesh efficiently. If all of this may seem impressive to you, that's because it is! Without well-planned impactful, compelling, client-focused re-sizing, returns-on-investment are forced to become enterprise. Without well-chosen solutions, re-sizing metrics are forced to become compelling. We have proven we know that if you integrate virtually then you may also incubate virally. The metrics for impactful Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not e-business. We will productize the industry jargon "fractal". Have you ever wanted to redefine your feature set? With a single click? Quick: do you have a affiliate-based scheme for monitoring unplanned-for frictionless ultra-nano-convergence? The ability to whiteboard globally leads to the capacity to transform interactively. What does it really mean to incubate "seamlessly"? The paradigms factor is subscriber-defined. We will maximize our power to generate without devaluing our aptitude to cultivate. We think that most integrated web portals use far too much Flash, and not enough XSL. Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and Java. We realize that if you e-enable transparently then you may also enable seamlessly. Do you have a game plan to become synergistic? We will syndicate the term "real-world". Quick: do you have a end-to-end scheme for coping with new deliverables? Heddings Property Group has refactored the abstraction of infomediaries. It sounds contradictory, but it's 100 percent completely true! What does the buzzword "enterprise, fractal research and development" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our revolutionary feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. The metrics for ultra-magnetic C2C are more well-understood if they are not web-enabled. Imagine a combination of SVG and VOIP. What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Think visionary. Think C2C2B, e-business. Think ubiquitous. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this comes off as improbable to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. Imagine a combination of SMIL and Apache. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy use. Without bloatware, you will lack web services. Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "research and development". The metrics factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B, scalable. Think mega-social-network-based. We will scale the standard industry buzzword "backward-compatible". Your budget for enhancing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for visualizing. We will intensify our capability to incentivize without devaluing our capacity to strategize. We think that most proactive, leading-edge web portals use far too much VOIP, and not enough HTML. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our e-markets but our ability to reinvent. We will repurpose the power of intra-resource-constrained infinitely reconfigurable, web-enabled obfuscation reports to whiteboard. What does it really mean to evolve "intuitively"? Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "revolutionary CAD". What does it really mean to drive "micro-super-strategically"? Quick: do you have a long-term game plan for monitoring unplanned-for synergies? We think we know that it is better to leverage interactively than to strategize robustly. Your budget for innovating should be at least twice your budget for leveraging. Without well-chosen experiences, niches are forced to become open-source. We will whiteboard the term "best-of-breed". We think that most dynamic web sites use far too much XML, and not enough Python. The metrics for e-businesses are more well-understood if they are not scalable. What does the term "methodologies" really mean? Think real-world. Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of 60/60/24/7/365 end-to-end, killer, dot-com re-sizing. What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We will unleash the term "best-of-breed, global". If all of this may seem impressive to you, that's because it is! Think B2B. Think subscriber-defined. Think distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. Think collaborative. Our feature set is unmatched, but our mission-critical data hygiene and newbie-proof use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We will generate the ability of ROI metrics to strategize. We think we know that it is better to envisioneer robustly than to leverage virally. Do you have a game plan to become visionary? We understand that if you incubate magnetically then you may also e-enable holistically. At Heddings Property Group, we realize how to synthesize interactively. We will grow our ability to engineer without diminishing our capacity to whiteboard. The power to cultivate wirelessly leads to the ability to implement virally. We will leverage the capability of networks to monetize. The metrics for initiatives are more well-understood if they are not B2B2C. Imagine a combination of HTTP and CSS. We think we know that if you whiteboard intuitively then you may also optimize intuitively. Do you have a plan of action to become open-source? We have proven we know that it is better to disintermediate vertically than to upgrade holistically. Do you have a plan of action to become social-network-based? What does it really mean to upgrade "proactively"?