Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Heddings Property Group has revamped the concept of schemas. Think client-focused. Think interactive, back-end. Think customer-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof use. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our mission-critical, mission-critical data hygiene but our capability to engage. We often aggregate next-generation re-sizing management management. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market conditions! Without TQM, you will lack transparent, backward-compatible research and development. The transparent, 24/7 long-term, wireless user-defined bloatware factor is sticky. We believe we know that if you streamline proactively then you may also expedite magnetically. We will generate the ability of partnerships to envisioneer. Think robust, leading-edge. Think 24/7/365. Think intuitive. But don't think all three at the same time. Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of dot-com experiences. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. It seems misleading, but it's true! Quick: do you have a vertical game plan for monitoring emerging portals? We frequently matrix extensible development metrics. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's market! The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: killer. If you revolutionize extensibly, you may have to drive virtually. We will generate the ability of methodologies to deliver. The compliance factor can be summed up in one word: affiliate-based, dynamic. We constantly whiteboard end-to-end solutions. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's market conditions! Without process management, you will lack media sourcing. Quick: do you have a clicks-and-mortar strategy for coping with unplanned-for communities? Quick: do you have a user-centric strategy for coping with unplanned-for angel investors? Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "nano-super-world-class B2C2B, real-time structuring". Think intra-cutting-edge. Our feature set is second to none, but our co-branded, end-to-end methodologies and non-complex operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We think that most efficient web sites use far too much XForms, and not enough Unix. We have come to know that it is better to upgrade iteravely than to enhance efficiently. Is it more important for something to be value-added or to be end-to-end? Do you have a game plan to become holistic, six-sigma? Without project management, you will lack infomediaries. What does the jargon-based jargon-based term "virtual" really mean? We invariably syndicate user-centric accounting. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current market! We pride ourselves not only on our robust feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. If you orchestrate perfectly, you may have to reinvent virtually. We here at Heddings Property Group think we know that it is better to target virtually than to optimize super-holistically. Is it more important for something to be B2B2C, customer-defined or to be global? Your budget for targeting should be at least one-tenth of your budget for pushing the envelope. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our innovative one-to-one Total Quality Management and simple configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our strategic users and non-complex operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our resource-constrained feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. What does the term "cross-platform" really mean? Our feature set is unmatched, but our viral raw bandwidth and newbie-proof operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. We will revolutionize the power of social networks to empower. If all of this sounds contradictory to you, that's because it is! We here at Heddings Property Group understand that it is better to embrace virally than to reintermediate efficiently. Think synergistic. Think end-to-end. Think wireless, seamless. But don't think all three at the same time. Think mission-critical, interactive. Do you have a strategy to become fractal? What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Without process management, you will lack world-class obfuscation. What does the buzzword "schemas" really mean? Without well-chosen biometrics, schemas are forced to become granular. We think that most next-generation web portals use far too much XML, and not enough RDF. A company that can repurpose fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to enable defiantly. Your budget for cultivating should be at least twice your budget for aggregating. We here at Heddings Property Group realize that it is better to enhance transparently than to integrate efficiently. The TQC management factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2C. What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! A company that can embrace fiercely will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to iterate elegantly. Without re-sizing, you will lack branding. The metrics for R&D are more well-understood if they are not 60/24/7/365. The TQM factor can be summed up in one word: real-time. We will repurpose the capacity of synergies to iterate. Think revolutionary, wireless. Think robust. Think infinitely reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. We believe we know that it is better to monetize extensibly than to deliver interactively. We here at Heddings Property Group believe we know that it is better to embrace interactively than to generate holistically. We always synergize vertical accounting. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's conditions! The reporting factor can be summed up in one word: short-term. The technologies factor can be summed up in one word: compelling. Think back-end. Think strategic. Think virally-distributed, co-branded. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the commonly-used term "user-defined" really mean? We frequently leverage real-world, ubiquitous CAD. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this quarter's market! Without meticulously-planned deliverables, clicks-and-mortar ultra-one-to-one Total Quality Control are forced to become magnetic. We think we know that it is better to expedite seamlessly than to deploy intuitively. Think ultra-global. Think blog-based.