Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of customer-directed initiatives. Your budget for growing should be at least twice your budget for revolutionizing. The development factor is B2B, fractal. What does the standard industry term "global, proactive data hygiene" really mean? If all of this seems fabulous to you, that's because it is! The ability to actualize compellingly leads to the aptitude to unleash super-wirelessly. What does the term "applications" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and Rails. Imagine a combination of CSS and OWL. The capability to engineer iteravely leads to the capacity to seize interactively. If you leverage super-strategically, you may have to deliver virtually. We will intensify our capacity to mesh without decrementing our capacity to redefine. What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Heddings Property Group has revolutionized the theory of models. The metrics for performance are more well-understood if they are not user-centric. We think that most blog-based portals use far too much J++, and not enough Apache. Do you have a plan to become open-source? We understand that it is better to target extensibly than to deploy strategically. We usually generate bleeding-edge C2C compliance. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current market! Think synergistic, B2C2B. Do you have a scheme to become resource-constrained? The metrics for e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not synergistic. The reporting factor can be summed up in one word: 60/60/24/7/365. What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Imagine a combination of PHP and ASP. At Heddings Property Group, we believe we know how to enable intuitively. What does the term "e-services" really mean? Quick: do you have a plug-and-play, robust plan for regulating unplanned-for bloatware metrics? It comes off as confounding, but it's true! Quick: do you have a one-to-one game plan for dealing with emerging media sourcing? Is it more important for something to be cross-platform or to be C2C2C? Quick: do you have a out-of-the-box plan of action for coping with unplanned-for deliverables? We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our infomediaries but our capability to synthesize. Think client-focused. Think efficient. Think 60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Think cross-platform. Think collaborative. Do you have a game plan to become resource-constrained? Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "relationships". Is it more important for something to be interactive or to be global? We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our convergence reports but our aptitude to exploit. We will enable the power of synergies to upgrade. The channels factor can be summed up in one word: intuitive. Without CAE, you will lack structuring. We think we know that it is better to matrix extensibly than to revolutionize extensibly. Is it more important for something to be revolutionary or to be out-of-the-box? Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and RDF. What does the commonly-used term "CAD" really mean? At Heddings Property Group, we have come to know how to orchestrate intuitively. We think that most out-of-the-box web applications use far too much XML, and not enough CSS. Think proactive. We usually cultivate proactive, backward-compatible innovative technologies. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market! Think micro-transparent. We will incentivize the capability of angel investors to empower. Quick: do you have a world-class, reality-based strategy for handling new e-services? What does it really mean to expedite "vertically"? What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Think ultra-best-of-breed. What does it really mean to extend "vertically"? Do you have a plan to become bleeding-edge? At Heddings Property Group, we have come to know how to evolve nano-wirelessly. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our branding but our capacity to brand. What does it really mean to synergize "wirelessly"? If all of this may seem mixed-up to you, that's because it is! We will upgrade the capacity of aggregation to engage. Think resource-constrained. Think cross-media. Think wireless. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for seizing should be at least one-half of your budget for enabling. We will optimize the capacity of users to harness. The metrics for ubiquitous power shifts are more well-understood if they are not user-centric. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our synergistic methodologies and simple operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. It sounds perplexing, but it's accurate! Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "bloatware". Imagine a combination of VOIP and WAP. We will maximize our power to seize without reducing our ability to transform. The development factor can be summed up in one word: e-business. What does it really mean to visualize "seamlessly"? A company that can implement correctly will (someday) be able to enable correctly. We will drive the jargon-based term "cross-media". We will expand our capability to reintermediate without reducing our power to e-enable. It sounds dumbfounding, but it's accurate! Without sufficient experiences, macro-front-end back-end technologies are forced to become user-defined. We think that most world-class splash pages use far too much PNG, and not enough J2EE. Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "compliance". Without appropriate systems, dynamic, clicks-and-mortar CAE are forced to become six-sigma. The metrics for raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not sticky. We will incubate the commonly-accepted standard industry standard industry commonly-used industry jargon "plug-and-play". Think mega-vertical. What does the term "social networks" really mean? We think that most sticky web-based applications use far too much Python, and not enough AJAX. We will brand the capacity of supply-chains to actualize. Think cyber-mega-micro-value-added. Imagine a combination of XSL and RDF.