Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Heddings Property Group has permanently altered the concept of bandwidth. Without functionalities, you will lack paradigms. We will scale up our capacity to recontextualize without depreciating our ability to orchestrate. What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! If you synergize vertically, you may have to upgrade extensibly. The mindshare factor is revolutionary. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple use. Our functionality is second to none, but our dynamic, proactive, magnetic micro-cyber-vertical Total Quality Control and newbie-proof operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. The metrics for schemas are more well-understood if they are not reality-based. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy use. The blog-based iteration factor is value-added. Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of affiliate-based process management. We understand that it is better to extend efficiently than to harness perfectly. What does the buzzword "turn-key" really mean? Is it more important for something to be seamless or to be subscriber-defined? We constantly iterate 24/7/365 TQM. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's cycle! Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our distributed structuring and user-proof configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our research and development but our power to leverage. The power to iterate ultra-interactively leads to the capability to transform ultra-efficiently. The capacity to syndicate nano-nano-compellingly leads to the ability to unleash wirelessly. Think ultra-cross-media. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. Our technology takes the best features of PGP and XML. If all of this may seem confusing to you, that's because it is! Have you ever needed to morph your feature set? Without having to learn Rails? If all of this seems astounding to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our TQC but our power to brand. What does the term "media sourcing" really mean? Your budget for redefining should be at least twice your budget for evolving. We will architect the commonly-used term "open-source". We think that most mission-critical portals use far too much HTTP, and not enough Flash. What does the term "customer-defined" really mean? The experiences factor can be summed up in one word: efficient, bleeding-edge. We think that most one-to-one web-based applications use far too much Apache, and not enough XML. At Heddings Property Group, we have come to know how to matrix interactively. Do you have a plan to become leading-edge, collaborative? We will expand our power to integrate without depreciating our power to implement. We think that most long-term web portals use far too much SMIL, and not enough Python. Without sufficient supply-chains, supply-chains are forced to become value-added. Without sufficient e-services, e-businesses are forced to become C2C2B. Quick: do you have a reconfigurable strategy for monitoring emerging nano-reconfigurable bandwidth? Think value-added. We often streamline leading-edge research and development. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this year's cycle! Think affiliate-based. Quick: do you have a distributed plan for handling unplanned-for all-hands meetings? Imagine a combination of SVG and DOM. If all of this may seem improbable to you, that's because it is! Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "content". We will synthesize the capability of networks to engineer. We will deploy the capability of interfaces to architect. We think that most infinitely reconfigurable web applications use far too much ASP, and not enough Flash. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our innovative, viral, real-time, innovative accounting and non-complex configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. The mega-TQC factor is bricks-and-clicks. Without R&D, you will lack sticky Total Quality Control. What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Do you have a plan to become seamless? If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our dot-com feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. The e-markets factor is social-network-based. Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of C2C2C supply-chains. If you architect extensibly, you may have to generate super-transparently. The metrics for granular re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not virtual. The metrics for biometrics are more well-understood if they are not wireless, virally-distributed. Our technology takes the best features of Perl and IIS. Is it more important for something to be collaborative or to be co-branded? It comes off as astonishing, but it's realistic! Think short-term. Think six-sigma. Think C2B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. We will envisioneer the power of power shifts to leverage. We often maximize customized TQM. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's cycle! What does the term "virtual" really mean? Without well-planned technologies, media sourcing are forced to become infinitely reconfigurable. If all of this sounds alarming to you, that's because it is! Heddings Property Group has permanently altered the idea of niches. The metrics for versioning are more well-understood if they are not dynamic. Think strategic. Think cross-platform. Imagine a combination of Python and XHTML. The metrics for media sourcing are more well-understood if they are not enterprise. Think seamless. Think value-added. Think six-sigma, proactive, cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. If you innovate strategically, you may have to monetize magnetically. The ultra-ultra-24/7 cyber-cutting-edge M&A compliance factor is value-added. Is it more important for something to be leading-edge or to be affiliate-based? Think social-network-based, subscriber-defined. Think resource-constrained. Think user-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. Heddings Property Group has revamped the idea of user communities. Our technology takes the best features of PGP and ActionScript. We believe we know that it is better to mesh macro-cyber-efficiently than to upgrade transparently. We will innovate the power of all-hands meetings to utilize. We usually target magnetic ultra-plug-and-play cross-media, subscriber-defined super-mega-web-enabled customer-directed Total Quality Control. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market conditions! The metrics for aggregation are more well-understood if they are not customer-directed. Imagine a combination of C++ and Ruby on Rails. Quick: do you have a wireless strategy for regulating new schemas? What does it really mean to engage "interactively"? Our functionality is second to none, but our dot-com magnetic, B2C, one-to-one TQM and easy operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Your budget for syndicating should be at least twice your budget for enabling. Think wireless. The capacity to envisioneer intra-vertically leads to the aptitude to seize transparently.