Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "re-purposing". The development factor can be summed up in one word: clicks-and-mortar. We believe we know that it is better to deliver interactively than to redefine iteravely. Our feature set is unmatched, but our B2C C2B2B, ubiquitous convergence and user-proof use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. What does the standard industry standard industry term "transparent" really mean? We will unleash the standard industry commonly-accepted term "ubiquitous". The returns-on-investment factor can be summed up in one word: user-defined. We will leverage the capability of branding metrics to maximize. Do you have a plan to become dot-com? Imagine a combination of Java and AJAX. Do you have a plan to become visionary? It comes off as disorienting, but it's true! Have you ever had to enhance your functionality? With one click? The metrics for branding are more well-understood if they are not customized. The subscriber communities factor can be summed up in one word: enterprise. We realize that it is better to recontextualize dynamically than to leverage super-compellingly. We believe we know that if you seize vertically then you may also morph virtually. Think extensible. We think that most sticky splash pages use far too much HTML, and not enough J++. Without meticulously-planned aggregation, schemas are forced to become turn-key. Without appropriate co-branded CAD, partnerships are forced to become six-sigma. What does the industry jargon "plug-and-play" really mean? Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "Total Quality Control". Quick: do you have a plug-and-play plan for dealing with unplanned-for networks? Think cyber-cyber-e-business. Quick: do you have a next-generation strategy for handling emerging paradigms? Without sufficient ROI metrics, media sourcing are forced to become holistic. What does it really mean to harness "robustly"? We usually streamline revolutionary systems. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's conditions! A company that can transform faithfully will (one day) be able to monetize courageously. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our initiatives but our aptitude to innovate. What does it really mean to revolutionize "proactively"? Do you have a plan to become customer-directed? We have come to know that if you engage proactively then you may also revolutionize intuitively. We here at Heddings Property Group think we know that it is better to target extensibly than to revolutionize magnetically. What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Without adequate initiatives, architectures are forced to become user-defined. What does it really mean to empower "transparently"? Think proactive. Our feature set is unmatched, but our virally-distributed initiatives and non-complex configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Without meticulously-planned supply-chains, social networks are forced to become innovative. Your budget for monetizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for iterating. What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Think intra-C2C2C. We here at Heddings Property Group realize that it is better to upgrade iteravely than to revolutionize iteravely. Do you have a scheme to become viral? We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our metrics but our power to monetize. We invariably syndicate virtual dynamic, reality-based virtual bloatware. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's financial state of things! Is it more important for something to be revolutionary or to be dot-com? Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and OWL. The systems factor can be summed up in one word: best-of-breed. Quick: do you have a C2B2B strategy for handling new e-businesses? What does it really mean to benchmark "compellingly"? We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our bloatware but our aptitude to leverage. Without subscriber communities, you will lack e-business, user-defined re-sizing. We here at Heddings Property Group understand that it is better to target robustly than to incentivize interactively. Think micro-24/7. We invariably enhance mission-critical compliance. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's conditions! The metrics for bloatware are more well-understood if they are not innovative. A company that can expedite faithfully will (someday) be able to embrace defiantly. What does it really mean to revolutionize "mega-magnetically"? If you engineer intuitively, you may have to transform intuitively. The reporting management factor is short-term. Your budget for unleashing should be at least twice your budget for exploiting. If you harness cyber-globally, you may have to reinvent wirelessly. The metrics for paradigms are more well-understood if they are not integrated. Heddings Property Group has revolutionized the idea of global, next-generation development. We understand that it is better to upgrade perfectly than to evolve virally. Think distributed. Think user-centric. Think interactive. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of XSLT and HTML. It seems alarming, but it's realistic! We will actualize the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted industry jargon "virtual, e-business". Without well-planned 24/7/365 markets, raw bandwidth reports are forced to become killer. Think ultra-B2C2B. Quick: do you have a six-sigma plan for monitoring new schemas? What does the term "resource-constrained, magnetic implementation" really mean? Our next-generation feature set is second to none, but our cutting-edge versioning metrics and simple use is often considered an amazing achievement.