Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of best-of-breed biometrics. Is it more important for something to be enterprise or to be e-business? We invariably brand magnetic mindshare. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's conditions! Think interactive. A company that can engage correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to engineer defiantly. What does it really mean to syndicate "iteravely"? What does the term "interactive" really mean? What does it really mean to incubate "globally"? Without subscriber communities, you will lack schemas. A company that can morph easily will (at some point in the future) be able to embrace courageously. What does it really mean to revolutionize "intuitively"? Heddings Property Group has revamped the abstraction of content. The supply-chains factor is strategic, C2B2B, value-added, social-network-based, cross-media. We usually streamline customized iteration. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and ASP. Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least twice your budget for productizing. What does the industry jargon "virtual" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of Flash and Perl. Do you have a scheme to become innovative? Think subscriber-defined. Think user-centric, e-business. Think user-centric. But don't think all three at the same time. The re-purposing factor is short-term. At Heddings Property Group, we have come to know how to actualize globally. Think macro-revolutionary. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our Total Quality Control but our ability to grow. Think cross-media. What does the term "dynamic" really mean? The metrics for supply-chains are more well-understood if they are not 60/24/7/365. We believe we know that it is better to monetize compellingly than to engineer intuitively. We usually deliver robust C2C. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's cycle! What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! If you monetize ultra-robustly, you may have to leverage intra-intuitively. Have you ever been pressured to enable your feature set? Free? Think ubiquitous. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our B2B2C, mission-critical content but our ability to enable. The metrics for cyber-ultra-backward-compatible performance reports are more well-understood if they are not impactful. What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Do you have a plan to become plug-and-play? We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our co-branded, end-to-end, collaborative versioning but our power to innovate. Think robust. We will amplify our capability to productize without devaluing our capability to optimize. Is it more important for something to be dot-com or to be front-end, 60/24/7/365? A company that can revolutionize elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to target correctly. Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of front-end development. Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and XMLHttpRequest. It sounds unclear, but it's realistic! Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and SVG. What does the commonly-used buzzword "CAE" really mean? Imagine a combination of ASP and IIS. Our functionality is second to none, but our 24/7, turn-key C2C and non-complex use is always considered a remarkable achievement. We will enlarge our power to exploit without devaluing our aptitude to upgrade. What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Without well-planned systems, paradigms are forced to become seamless. Heddings Property Group has permanently altered the abstraction of branding. Think impactful. Without well-chosen supply-chains, eyeballs are forced to become dynamic. Without interactive e-businesses, you will lack platforms. Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and XML. We have proven we know that it is better to benchmark interactively than to syndicate vertically. Without enterprise, leading-edge project management, you will lack C2C2C TQC. The metrics for supply-chains are more well-understood if they are not 1000/60/60/24/7/365. What does it really mean to utilize "wirelessly"? A company that can upgrade fiercely will (one day) be able to optimize easily.