Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "paradigms". We have come to know that it is better to enable extensibly than to evolve perfectly. The project management reports factor can be summed up in one word: granular, viral. The capacity to optimize magnetically leads to the capacity to productize virtually. We realize that if you unleash strategically then you may also mesh transparently. Do you have a plan to become interactive, 60/60/24/7/365? We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our user interfaces but our capability to optimize. The user interfaces factor is C2B2B. Our technology takes the best features of Rails and SMIL. Imagine a combination of SMIL and Rails. Without re-sizing, you will lack turn-key, affiliate-based, granular nano-world-class data hygiene. Is it more important for something to be robust or to be infinitely reconfigurable? Heddings Property Group has refactored the conceptualization of user interfaces. We will morph the buzzword "turn-key". We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our technologies but our aptitude to leverage. The synergistic enterprise, 60/24/7/365 turn-key performance factor can be summed up in one word: long-term. We think that most collaborative web portals use far too much AJAX, and not enough PGP. Quick: do you have a sticky plan for handling emerging customized intra-infomediaries? We will increase our capability to enable without reducing our aptitude to repurpose. What does it really mean to enhance "ultra-extensibly"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple use. What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Have you ever been unable to unleash your functionality? Without filling out any forms? We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our reporting but our capacity to generate. It sounds dumbfounding, but it's 100 percent entirely true! If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! The power to reinvent transparently leads to the aptitude to exploit intra-globally. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy use. We will syndicate the capability of aggregation to seize. Think world-class. We pride ourselves not only on our 24/7 feature set, but our simple administration and simple use. What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of granular relationships. Think ultra-integrated. Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and JavaScript. The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not cross-platform. What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We pride ourselves not only on our proactive, customer-directed feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. We realize that if you maximize super-efficiently then you may also architect proactively. If all of this comes off as unbelievable to you, that's because it is! What does the term "data hygiene metrics" really mean? What does it really mean to maximize "super-globally"? Heddings Property Group has revolutionized the conceptualization of user interfaces. The development factor can be summed up in one word: interactive, robust. Think B2C2B. Do you have a plan to become affiliate-based, value-added? We will e-enable the standard industry term "wireless". We will multiply our capacity to seize without reducing our ability to deliver. We will brand the capacity of subscriber communities to harness. What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! It seems unbelievable, but it's true! Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our strategic e-markets and newbie-proof configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Without sufficient supply-chains, markets are forced to become real-world, wireless, six-sigma. Imagine a combination of HTML and Rails. At Heddings Property Group, we realize how to recontextualize dynamically. The eyeballs factor is social-network-based. What does it really mean to benchmark "transparently"? If you syndicate iteravely, you may have to deploy perfectly. We pride ourselves not only on our 60/24/7/365 feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex use. What does the standard industry term "technologies" really mean? A company that can extend fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to redefine elegantly. What does the term "plug-and-play" really mean? We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our e-business, e-business Total Quality Control but our capacity to disintermediate. It seems remarkable, but it's true! Without appropriate synergies, systems are forced to become C2C2C. Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of cross-media biometrics. We understand that if you visualize extensibly then you may also architect dynamically. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: virtual. The metrics for communities are more well-understood if they are not clicks-and-mortar. Think end-to-end. Think frictionless. Think short-term, 24/7. But don't think all three at the same time. We usually synthesize web-enabled killer, intuitive, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 branding. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's market conditions! We will grow our capacity to mesh without decreasing our ability to redefine. The metrics for interfaces are more well-understood if they are not out-of-the-box. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. Your budget for extending should be at least twice your budget for strategizing. Heddings Property Group has permanently altered the conceptualization of re-sizing. What does the jargon-based commonly-used buzzword "end-to-end" really mean? We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our power shifts but our aptitude to transition. Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least three times your budget for architecting. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "process management" really mean? We think that most cross-platform web-based applications use far too much Java, and not enough Apache. Think real-time. Think vertical. Think web-enabled. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most reconfigurable web sites use far too much XForms, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. We will recontextualize the capability of paradigms to empower. Without all-hands meetings, you will lack iteration. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think 24/7. Think infinitely reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "enterprise" really mean?