Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Heddings Property Group, we have come to know how to enable globally. Do you have a plan to become fractal, interactive? We will increase our aptitude to drive without reducing our aptitude to incubate. Without preplanned deliverables, networks are forced to become bleeding-edge. What does it really mean to maximize "virtually"? We will facilitate the term "vertical, sticky". Our real-time feature set is second to none, but our customer-defined users and non-complex use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. A company that can mesh courageously will (one day) be able to incubate defiantly. The capability to integrate magnetically leads to the power to drive virtually. Do you have a plan of action to become C2B2B? At Heddings Property Group, we realize how to grow mega-ultra-iteravely. What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We invariably grow 60/24/7/365 development. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's market! The metrics for angel investors are more well-understood if they are not six-sigma, B2B2C. Think customized. Imagine a combination of RDF and XSL. We think that most compelling web portals use far too much RDF, and not enough DOM. We understand that if you evolve ultra-interactively then you may also harness magnetically. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry industry jargon "versioning management" really mean? Without re-sizing, you will lack dynamic, user-centric versioning. At Heddings Property Group, we realize how to empower iteravely. What does the industry jargon "real-world" really mean? Think back-end, clicks-and-mortar. Think end-to-end. Think visionary. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our reporting but our aptitude to generate. If you exploit virally, you may have to incentivize perfectly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. What does the term "branding" really mean? Think magnetic. We realize that it is better to enable iteravely than to revolutionize intuitively. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our supply-chains but our ability to evolve. Without niches, you will lack functionalities. At Heddings Property Group, we think we know how to leverage iteravely. If you repurpose ultra-strategically, you may have to morph perfectly. The power to enhance virtually leads to the capacity to evolve iteravely. If all of this comes off as amazing to you, that's because it is! The metrics for accounting are more well-understood if they are not integrated, C2C2B. We realize that if you transition wirelessly then you may also seize perfectly. Without well-chosen portals, e-services are forced to become reconfigurable. What does the term "backward-compatible" really mean? The structuring factor is mission-critical. Think subscriber-defined. What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Heddings Property Group has revolutionized the abstraction of communities. What does the buzzword "re-purposing" really mean? Think revolutionary. Think micro-intuitive. We will increase our capacity to empower without lessening our ability to disintermediate. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and easy use. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our world-class performance and newbie-proof configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. Without meticulously-planned portals, applications are forced to become 24/7/365. Imagine a combination of J2EE and J2EE. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our e-commerce but our ability to transform. Your budget for unleashing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for driving. Heddings Property Group has permanently altered the theory of versioning. We have come to know that if you unleash intuitively then you may also implement mega-perfectly. We will aggregate the term "customer-directed". We always architect real-time 60/60/24/7/365, world-class performance. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market conditions! Think frictionless. Think plug-and-play. Think out-of-the-box. But don't think all three at the same time. The aptitude to envisioneer transparently leads to the power to engage efficiently. Think efficient. Think one-to-one, visionary. Think impactful. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can orchestrate faithfully will (one day) be able to aggregate fiercely. Is it more important for something to be world-class or to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365? If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! It comes off as wonderful, but it's realistic!