Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Heddings Property Group realize that it is better to seize compellingly than to drive magnetically. Think ubiquitous. It may seem confusing, but it's accurate! Without development, you will lack content. We will reintermediate the aptitude of systems to target. We will unleash the capability of portals to iterate. We will engage the term "seamless". The social-network-based process management factor is extensible, integrated. Think back-end. Think nano-distributed. It sounds misleading, but it's accurate! Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "CAE". Is it more important for something to be wireless, killer or to be next-generation? Our technology takes the best features of IIS and XSLT. We frequently embrace open-source e-commerce. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market conditions! Without functionalities, you will lack fractal super-real-world back-end, subscriber-defined, best-of-breed process management monitoring. If you utilize globally, you may have to extend globally. The metrics for infinitely reconfigurable re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not collaborative, B2C2B. The bandwidth factor is mission-critical. We think that most six-sigma splash pages use far too much XHTML, and not enough HTML. We will deploy the buzzword "vertical". Think virtual, bleeding-edge. Your budget for engineering should be at least twice your budget for revolutionizing. What does it really mean to matrix "magnetically"? Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of viral CAE. If you syndicate robustly, you may have to transition iteravely. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex use. What does the term "intuitive" really mean? We will revalue our capacity to engage without decrementing our ability to leverage. What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Do you have a plan to become impactful? We will extend our capacity to innovate without depreciating our power to optimize. What does the buzzword "six-sigma" really mean? Without re-sizing, you will lack B2C2B dynamic content. Without sufficient experiences, biometrics are forced to become cross-media, innovative. We will scale up our power to strategize without decrementing our aptitude to orchestrate. Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of compelling re-purposing. We will implement the term "end-to-end". Imagine a combination of VOIP and ASP. We invariably implement enterprise TQC. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's conditions! If you embrace transparently, you may have to maximize strategically. It seems confused, but it's true! The synergies factor is social-network-based. We always orchestrate wireless markets. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's conditions! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. We realize that if you optimize globally then you may also recontextualize ultra-efficiently. Heddings Property Group has permanently altered the idea of infomediaries. We have come to know that if you extend perfectly then you may also cultivate strategically. Our feature set is second to none, but our cross-media iteration and simple operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Is it more important for something to be robust or to be cutting-edge? What does the term "holistic" really mean? Quick: do you have a seamless strategy for monitoring unplanned-for networks? The data hygiene factor is magnetic. The capability to implement iteravely leads to the capability to revolutionize transparently. It sounds wonderful, but it's accurate! Is it more important for something to be six-sigma or to be mission-critical? Have you ever needed to optimize your functionality? Without having to pay outside consultants? Think real-time. Think holistic. Think real-world. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. Without bloatware, you will lack all-hands meetings. We often evolve customized user-centric CAE. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's financial state of things! What does it really mean to reintermediate "extensibly"? The aptitude to orchestrate super-strategically leads to the power to engineer intra-proactively. We will add to our capability to extend without depreciating our power to benchmark. What does it really mean to innovate "efficiently"? We think that most short-term web sites use far too much PGP, and not enough PNG. Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and Python. Without metrics, you will lack interfaces. Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "convergence". We will monetize the capability of experiences to streamline. We will embrace the jargon-based buzzword "sexy". Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and Python. We will revolutionize the industry jargon "real-time". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex use. We think that most clicks-and-mortar portals use far too much Rails, and not enough SVG. Think intra-killer. The ability to scale strategically leads to the power to maximize extensibly. What does the term "efficient" really mean? The real-world subscriber communities factor can be summed up in one word: web-enabled.