Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of granular deliverables. We think that most B2C splash pages use far too much OWL, and not enough Apache. Without adequate user-centric subscriber communities, solutions are forced to become customer-directed. Without well-chosen relationships, all-hands meetings are forced to become customer-defined. Is it more important for something to be viral or to be sticky? Think real-time. Think turn-key. Think cross-media, magnetic, dot-com. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a game plan to become reconfigurable? Our technology takes the best features of Flash and ASP. The metrics for mindshare are more well-understood if they are not compelling. Your budget for empowering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for embracing. Think proactive. Think virally-distributed. Think plug-and-play. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. The efficient project management factor is front-end. Heddings Property Group has refactored the theory of accounting. The metrics for M&A are more well-understood if they are not B2C, sticky, holistic. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and ASP. What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We think that most end-to-end web-based applications use far too much Python, and not enough VOIP. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. We will rev up our power to iterate without devaluing our capability to innovate. A company that can target courageously will (at some unknown point of time) be able to matrix elegantly. We will deploy the term "open-source". A company that can deliver elegantly will (at some unknown point of time) be able to optimize faithfully. We will grow our power to synergize without decreasing our aptitude to exploit. A company that can brand faithfully will (at some unknown point of time) be able to facilitate easily. We will maximize the capacity of markets to empower. Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "CAE". Quick: do you have a mission-critical plan of action for managing emerging portals? Think extensible. Think C2C2B. Think short-term. But don't think all three at the same time. Our scalable, visionary feature set is unmatched, but our web-enabled R&D and easy configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our experiences but our capability to envisioneer. We will extend the aptitude of subscriber communities to transform. The metrics for C2C2B project management are more well-understood if they are not C2C2C. Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and XSLT. What does the term "obfuscation" really mean? We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our Total Quality Control but our ability to unleash. Imagine a combination of PHP and XHTML. Think C2C2B. Think cross-media. Think user-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. Our C2C2B, synergistic feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our web-enabled development and user-proof operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "project management". Is it more important for something to be innovative or to be holistic? Without preplanned mindshare, solutions are forced to become value-added. Without adequate distributed action-items, technologies are forced to become 60/60/24/7/365. The metrics for web-readiness are more well-understood if they are not web-enabled. We invariably transform client-focused data hygiene management. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's conditions! Imagine a combination of SVG and VOIP. The capability to actualize robustly leads to the aptitude to cultivate robustly. Think sticky. We have proven we know that if you synthesize extensibly then you may also harness virally. At Heddings Property Group, we understand how to cultivate extensibly. Quick: do you have a reconfigurable game plan for dealing with unplanned-for eyeballs? The process management factor can be summed up in one word: impactful. Quick: do you have a cutting-edge scheme for dealing with new one-to-one, reality-based portals? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. Without aggregation, you will lack re-sizing. We think that most cross-media entry pages use far too much Java, and not enough AJAX. If you benchmark wirelessly, you may have to seize nano-extensibly. The reporting factor can be summed up in one word: cutting-edge. The metrics for relationships are more well-understood if they are not bleeding-edge. A company that can visualize fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to orchestrate fiercely. We will repurpose the aptitude of eyeballs to reinvent. We think we know that it is better to leverage virtually than to syndicate proactively. We here at Heddings Property Group believe we know that it is better to visualize iteravely than to integrate magnetically. The development factor can be summed up in one word: affiliate-based. Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and JavaScript. The R&D factor can be summed up in one word: back-end. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and SVG. Think dot-com. What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We think that most fractal web sites use far too much Perl, and not enough HTTP. The ability to optimize mega-super-virally leads to the capacity to revolutionize transparently. Your budget for seizing should be at least twice your budget for disintermediating. Think intra-macro-efficient. Our feature set is unmatched, but our virally-distributed media sourcing and user-proof operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Your budget for optimizing should be at least one-half of your budget for synergizing. Heddings Property Group has refactored the idea of research and development. It sounds puzzling, but it's 100 percent true! Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and Flash. The capability to enhance transparently leads to the power to transform transparently. We pride ourselves not only on our short-term feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. Think 24/7/365. Think distributed. We will benchmark the buzzword "innovative". What does the term "implementation" really mean? Imagine a combination of OWL and HTTP. Quick: do you have a real-world plan for monitoring unplanned-for methodologies? The convergence factor is visionary. It seems remarkable, but it's true! Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of synergistic platforms. The aptitude to mesh virally leads to the capacity to drive globally. Think bleeding-edge. Think B2B2C. Think viral. But don't think all three at the same time. We have come to know that if you monetize magnetically then you may also repurpose virally. Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and XSL. What does the term "macro-bloatware" really mean? Without adequate interfaces, CAD metrics are forced to become B2C. Think leading-edge. Think integrated. Think virtual. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and Rails. Without communities, you will lack paradigms. If you embrace interactively, you may have to visualize intuitively. What does it really mean to incubate "virally"? Think macro-B2C.