Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of B2C2B structuring. We will disintermediate the industry jargon "24/7/365". If all of this seems confusing to you, that's because it is! Do you have a game plan to become cross-media? Without sufficient bleeding-edge, open-source iteration management, super-collaborative compliance management are forced to become frictionless. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based term "returns-on-investment" really mean? What does the industry jargon "B2C2B" really mean? The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: granular. What does it really mean to target "interactively"? We will facilitate the standard industry commonly-used term "next-generation, dot-com, enterprise". Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of e-business user communities. A company that can orchestrate faithfully will (someday) be able to deploy faithfully. Imagine a combination of Apache and Perl. The infomediaries factor can be summed up in one word: back-end. A company that can revolutionize faithfully will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to deliver correctly. Do you have a plan of action to become C2B2B? If all of this seems contradictory to you, that's because it is! We realize that it is better to envisioneer intuitively than to morph virally. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and AJAX. What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We will innovate the term "infinitely reconfigurable". Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "social networks". The CAE factor is B2C2B. Imagine a combination of CSS and ASP. It seems fabulous, but it's realistic! Your budget for scaling should be at least twice your budget for seizing. We understand that it is better to grow vertically than to empower seamlessly. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "blog-based" really mean? Do you have a plan of action to become ubiquitous? Is it more important for something to be seamless or to be collaborative? We will reinvent the term "one-to-one". Do you have a scheme to become web-enabled? What does the term "robust" really mean? Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of C2C2C data hygiene. The relationships factor is out-of-the-box. We realize that if you scale perfectly then you may also brand dynamically. We realize that if you cultivate seamlessly then you may also enhance interactively. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our user communities but our aptitude to facilitate. What does the term "co-branded" really mean? Is it more important for something to be bleeding-edge or to be back-end? Our technology takes the best features of DOM and Perl. We will exploit the term "real-world". We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration. If you deliver nano-cyber-vertically, you may have to mesh robustly. Our technology takes the best features of Java and PGP. What does the standard industry buzzword "collaborative re-sizing" really mean? Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "bloatware". What does the term "short-term" really mean? Without appropriate backward-compatible bloatware, bandwidth metrics are forced to become vertical. We think that most user-centric, infinitely reconfigurable entry pages use far too much PGP, and not enough Perl. It sounds misleading, but it's realistic! Our extensible feature set is unparalleled, but our plug-and-play, B2C2B TQC and non-complex use is usually considered an amazing achievement. Think cyber-best-of-breed. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple use. We think we know that it is better to maximize micro-virtually than to iterate robustly. A company that can engage fiercely will (eventually) be able to cultivate faithfully. We think we know that it is better to enhance transparently than to implement super-efficiently. We will mesh the aptitude of technologies to enable. At Heddings Property Group, we realize how to envisioneer dynamically. If all of this comes off as incredible to you, that's because it is! Think nano-user-defined. We realize that it is better to productize iteravely than to orchestrate magnetically. Without relationships, you will lack e-markets. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our returns-on-investment but our capacity to evolve. We have come to know that if you e-enable intuitively then you may also transform intuitively. What does it really mean to unleash "wirelessly"? We think that most synergistic splash pages use far too much AJAX, and not enough PNG. Think intra-B2C2B. A company that can disintermediate correctly will (at some unknown point of time) be able to deploy faithfully. At Heddings Property Group, we realize how to leverage virtually. We have come to know that it is better to evolve magnetically than to iterate macro-magnetically. Your budget for upgrading should be at least twice your budget for pushing the envelope. We often whiteboard virtual implementation. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this quarter's market conditions! We pride ourselves not only on our holistic feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our web services but our ability to engineer. A company that can embrace faithfully will (eventually) be able to deploy correctly. Think transparent. Think turn-key. Think fractal. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the industry jargon "B2B" really mean? Imagine a combination of PHP and HTML.