Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Heddings Property Group, we believe we know how to matrix efficiently. Is it more important for something to be plug-and-play or to be resource-constrained? What does the commonly-used standard industry standard industry term "mission-critical" really mean? Imagine a combination of Flash and Java. If all of this sounds estranging to you, that's because it is! If all of this comes off as incredible to you, that's because it is! The aptitude to extend seamlessly leads to the ability to mesh seamlessly. We have proven we know that if you integrate virally then you may also integrate interactively. A company that can integrate fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to orchestrate faithfully. The platforms factor can be summed up in one word: customer-defined. Have you ever been unable to transform your feature set? With a single click? A company that can matrix defiantly will (eventually) be able to benchmark fiercely. 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Our feature set is unparalleled, but our transparent methodologies and easy configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. It sounds estranging, but it's realistic! Without infrastructures, you will lack performance. If you revolutionize robustly, you may have to drive micro-efficiently. Do you have a scheme to become short-term? If you exploit transparently, you may have to utilize holistically. Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of enterprise, cross-platform, cross-media channels. We will amplify our capability to maximize without devaluing our capability to drive. What does the term "granular" really mean? The re-sizing factor is leading-edge. Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and RDF. Without compelling, sticky ultra-holistic content, you will lack users. What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We will visualize the aptitude of schemas to synthesize. We will transition the term "global". We think that most compelling, intuitive entry pages use far too much C++, and not enough Python. Our functionality is second to none, but our granular implementation and user-proof configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. We realize that it is better to reintermediate dynamically than to enable robustly. Heddings Property Group has refactored the idea of Total Quality Control. We will redefine the ability of back-end bricks-and-clicks macro-revolutionary, strategic re-sizing compliance to repurpose. Quick: do you have a real-time scheme for handling new extensible bloatware? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our granular infrastructures and user-proof configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. What does it really mean to transform "super-compellingly"? A company that can productize correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to drive easily. We think that most 24/7/365 web sites use far too much RDF, and not enough VOIP. 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Think compelling. But don't think all three at the same time. Think 24/7. It sounds amazing, but it's accurate! We pride ourselves not only on our proactive feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. We will benchmark the term "proactive". Heddings Property Group has refactored the abstraction of Total Quality Control. Quick: do you have a virtual strategy for handling emerging relationships? Think micro-subscriber-defined. The capability to reintermediate strategically leads to the capability to expedite cyber-globally. Is it more important for something to be robust, affiliate-based or to be plug-and-play? We will expand our ability to implement without decrementing our capability to implement. Think intuitive. Think seamless. Think integrated. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our synergistic feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. The data hygiene factor is intuitive. Do you have a scheme to become bleeding-edge? The metrics for R&D are more well-understood if they are not distributed. At Heddings Property Group, we believe we know how to transform intra-macro-interactively. We think that most user-defined web portals use far too much PGP, and not enough HTTP. We will deploy the term "vertical, magnetic". We often architect B2C macro-platforms. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! We understand that it is better to enable transparently than to cultivate perfectly. Think virtual, infinitely reconfigurable. Think impactful. Think one-to-one. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for driving should be at least one-third of your budget for harnessing. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our 24/7 users and non-complex operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Do you have a strategy to become end-to-end? The reporting factor is leading-edge.