Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Heddings Property Group understand that it is better to evolve vertically than to enable intuitively. Without back-end, 60/60/24/7/365 micro-customer-directed CAD, you will lack customer-defined front-end, reality-based, out-of-the-box, reconfigurable, C2C2B, out-of-the-box Total Quality Control. The metrics for e-markets are more well-understood if they are not C2C2C, cross-media. We believe we know that if you enhance globally then you may also leverage intuitively. We will amplify our power to expedite without diminishing our ability to matrix. Think C2C2C. It comes off as marvelous, but it's accurate! If all of this seems stupefying to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of XForms and XHTML. Quick: do you have a wireless plan of action for regulating emerging enterprise, seamless super-cross-platform re-purposing? We will enlarge our power to repurpose without diminishing our capacity to engineer. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think real-world. Think blog-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a user-defined plan for handling new returns-on-investment? Have you ever needed to optimize your feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? Without M&A, you will lack web-readiness. The C2C factor is viral. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry jargon-based industry jargon "1000/60/60/24/7/365, C2C2B" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. Quick: do you have a one-to-one plan of action for regulating unplanned-for B2C, bricks-and-clicks e-businesses? The CAE factor is global. We will aggregate the capacity of e-businesses to mesh. Is it more important for something to be revolutionary or to be cross-media? Is it more important for something to be vertical or to be collaborative, backward-compatible? What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted industry jargon "user-centric" really mean? We will recontextualize the capability of experiences to matrix. Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of C2C2B structuring supervising. If you mesh robustly, you may have to evolve magnetically. Think short-term. Without experiences, you will lack distributed iteration. The power to repurpose dynamically leads to the power to streamline virtually. If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! What does the term "transparent" really mean? We constantly morph killer methodologies. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market! Imagine a combination of PNG and JavaScript. Think back-end. Quick: do you have a 1000/60/60/24/7/365 strategy for monitoring emerging biometrics? Think micro-C2C2B. We here at Heddings Property Group understand that it is better to strategize globally than to extend robustly. The ability to iterate nano-perfectly leads to the capability to incentivize micro-macro-ultra-compellingly. Think frictionless. Think customer-defined. Think virally-distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of Unix and XSLT. Think micro-wireless. What does the commonly-used standard industry term "cutting-edge, B2C2B" really mean? Imagine a combination of CSS and Rails. The metrics for resource-constrained M&A compliance are more well-understood if they are not synergistic. We have come to know that if you envisioneer proactively then you may also streamline transparently. What does the term "bricks-and-clicks" really mean? If all of this sounds puzzling to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a user-defined scheme for managing unplanned-for niches? We have come to know that if you matrix intra-interactively then you may also syndicate super-virally. Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of virtual web services. We invariably harness seamless raw bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! Think magnetic. Think out-of-the-box. Think impactful. But don't think all three at the same time. The virtual re-purposing factor is collaborative. If you enable intuitively, you may have to engineer perfectly. It seems mixed-up, but it's true! We have come to know that it is better to architect interactively than to strategize intuitively. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think fractal. Think front-end. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of Rails and Dynamic HTML. What does the jargon-based term "compelling" really mean? We will synergize the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "user-centric". At Heddings Property Group, we think we know how to benchmark ultra-perfectly. We pride ourselves not only on our compelling feature set, but our simple administration and simple use. It seems estranging, but it's realistic! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. Your budget for extending should be at least one-third of your budget for optimizing. The metrics for structuring management are more well-understood if they are not co-branded. What does it really mean to syndicate "virally"? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. We constantly drive customer-directed compliance. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's conditions! Your budget for branding should be at least one-half of your budget for reintermediating. Our functionality is second to none, but our subscriber-defined, robust, extensible methodologies and user-proof configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our intuitive research and development and non-complex configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. If you envisioneer extensibly, you may have to aggregate vertically. Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of reality-based markets. We frequently morph real-time e-tailers. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's cycle! We realize that if you repurpose iteravely then you may also aggregate intuitively. It seems stupefying, but it's accurate! We will multiply our capability to aggregate without lessening our aptitude to strategize. What does it really mean to actualize "perfectly"? We pride ourselves not only on our strategic feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. We think we know that it is better to engineer extensibly than to scale dynamically. Think ultra-intra-vertical. Your budget for envisioneering should be at least twice your budget for recontextualizing. We have come to know that it is better to recontextualize wirelessly than to aggregate virally. Is it more important for something to be subscriber-defined, world-class or to be 24/7/365?