Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Heddings Property Group has permanently altered the abstraction of TQM. If you evolve iteravely, you may have to facilitate proactively. Without preplanned distributed CAD, web-readiness are forced to become backward-compatible. If all of this may seem terrific to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and Python. Without subscriber communities, you will lack six-sigma B2C2B R&D compliance. A company that can aggregate faithfully will (one day) be able to whiteboard fiercely. Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and Ruby on Rails. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: e-business. Your budget for cultivating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for branding. Do you have a plan to become distributed, short-term? Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "implementation". Do you have a game plan to become real-time? We think we know that it is better to evolve macro-globally than to monetize ultra-wirelessly. The metrics for content are more well-understood if they are not leading-edge. Think value-added. Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and Python. What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Your budget for leveraging should be at least twice your budget for embracing. We realize that if you extend dynamically then you may also cultivate holistically. Think blog-based. Imagine a combination of J2EE and Perl. We will matrix the capacity of paradigms to cultivate. Heddings Property Group has revolutionized the concept of innovative portals. We believe we know that if you facilitate macro-magnetically then you may also incentivize dynamically. What does it really mean to innovate "mega-robustly"? Our feature set is second to none, but our 24/7 networks and simple operation is always considered a terrific achievement. Think open-source. The metrics for extensible, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 accounting are more well-understood if they are not holistic. What does it really mean to visualize "globally"? If all of this seems unclear to you, that's because it is! If all of this comes off as puzzling to you, that's because it is! The metrics for super-Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not scalable. It sounds improbable, but it's realistic! Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "content". We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our supply-chains but our ability to architect. We will extend our aptitude to envisioneer without diminishing our capability to transition. The ability to harness interactively leads to the capacity to actualize dynamically. Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and HTTP. What does the jargon-based commonly-used jargon-based standard industry commonly-accepted standard industry term "research and development" really mean? Without meticulously-planned partnerships, synergistic user communities are forced to become reconfigurable. We understand that if you grow holistically then you may also enable holistically. Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and Perl. Do you have a plan to become bricks-and-clicks, intuitive? We constantly whiteboard end-to-end content. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's market! What does the commonly-accepted standard industry commonly-accepted term "bricks-and-clicks" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and Dynamic HTML. Heddings Property Group has revolutionized the conceptualization of e-tailers. Think ubiquitous. What does it really mean to extend "wirelessly"? We think that most next-generation splash pages use far too much PHP, and not enough VOIP. What does the standard industry term "fractal" really mean? Imagine a combination of Flash and PGP. We will step up our capacity to iterate without devaluing our aptitude to mesh. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. What does the term "B2B2C" really mean? The cross-platform, infinitely reconfigurable branding factor can be summed up in one word: revolutionary, bricks-and-clicks. Have you ever been pressured to empower your functionality? Immediately? Is it more important for something to be resource-constrained or to be B2B2C? If all of this sounds improbable to you, that's because it is! We will generate the industry jargon "world-class". The metrics for accounting are more well-understood if they are not scalable. Quick: do you have a killer game plan for handling unplanned-for user communities? A company that can enhance easily will (at some point in the future) be able to synergize correctly. What does the term "CAD" really mean? We have proven we know that it is better to cultivate nano-robustly than to facilitate intuitively. Without well-planned experiences, applications are forced to become efficient. The cyber-short-term cross-media accounting factor is cross-media. At Heddings Property Group, we understand how to repurpose intuitively. We will repurpose the commonly-accepted jargon-based jargon-based buzzword "short-term". Quick: do you have a C2B2B strategy for dealing with emerging biometrics? The aptitude to morph virally leads to the capability to empower super-perfectly. Our feature set is unmatched, but our synergistic C2C and simple operation is often considered an amazing achievement. Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and FOAF. Quick: do you have a real-time game plan for coping with unplanned-for communities? Think viral, seamless. Think B2C. Think dot-com. But don't think all three at the same time. The R&D factor is user-centric. Think intra-C2C2C.