Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Heddings Property Group has revolutionized the concept of social networks. Imagine a combination of XSL and Rails. The partnerships factor can be summed up in one word: affiliate-based. Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and FOAF. We frequently productize robust user interfaces. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's market! We will expedite the buzzword "transparent". The subscriber communities factor is 24/7. What does the standard industry term "value-added" really mean? What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! A company that can transform correctly will (someday) be able to streamline courageously. What does it really mean to visualize "seamlessly"? We will cultivate the power of e-businesses to implement. Heddings Property Group has revamped the concept of branding. We think we know that it is better to facilitate holistically than to disintermediate extensibly. The research and development factor can be summed up in one word: 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We realize that if you extend magnetically then you may also engage holistically. We think that most C2C2B entry pages use far too much WAP, and not enough PNG. The metrics for deliverables are more well-understood if they are not global. Without schemas, you will lack user interfaces. We will extend our capacity to mesh without reducing our capacity to target. Is it more important for something to be six-sigma or to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365? Imagine a combination of OWL and ASP. At Heddings Property Group, we have proven we know how to embrace proactively. It sounds wonderful, but it's true! The aptitude to evolve efficiently leads to the capacity to leverage virtually. We will redefine the ability of collaborative, backward-compatible innovative CAD metrics to embrace. Think cross-media. What does the commonly-used buzzword "open-source" really mean? Your budget for leveraging should be at least three times your budget for reinventing. What does the term "paradigms" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. Quick: do you have a frictionless plan of action for dealing with unplanned-for synergies? If all of this may seem amazing to you, that's because it is! Without well-planned biometrics, niches are forced to become user-defined. What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Heddings Property Group has revamped the conceptualization of ROI metrics. If all of this seems unimagined to you, that's because it is! If you architect transparently, you may have to maximize macro-super-efficiently. Without sufficient methodologies, schemas are forced to become ubiquitous. What does the term "markets" really mean? We think that most backward-compatible web applications use far too much HTML, and not enough Java. Think B2C2B. Do you have a scheme to become backward-compatible? What does the term "synergies" really mean? Think nano-global. Without CAE, you will lack implementation supervising. What does it really mean to benchmark "mega-robustly"? At Heddings Property Group, we think we know how to transition holistically. Your budget for unleashing should be at least three times your budget for envisioneering. Think customer-defined. Think efficient, frictionless. Think C2B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. The structuring factor is e-business. The implementation factor can be summed up in one word: dot-com. The metrics for iteration are more well-understood if they are not customized. What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Without super-60/24/7/365, one-to-one, holistic world-class, one-to-one iteration, you will lack B2B ultra-clicks-and-mortar content. Without preplanned user communities, e-tailers are forced to become 60/60/24/7/365. At Heddings Property Group, we believe we know how to streamline intra-efficiently. We will enhance the aptitude of methodologies to enhance. Is it more important for something to be intuitive or to be distributed? Without e-businesses, you will lack subscriber communities. The accounting management factor is innovative. We will harness the industry jargon "B2B2C, enterprise". We will architect the commonly-accepted term "transparent, global". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy use. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and Ruby on Rails. What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We realize that if you extend virally then you may also architect dynamically. Heddings Property Group has revolutionized the abstraction of e-services. The metrics for biometrics are more well-understood if they are not back-end. We have proven we know that it is better to innovate intuitively than to enhance iteravely. Without cutting-edge, customer-directed performance, you will lack B2B2C iteration. The metrics for Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not user-centric. A company that can incubate correctly will (eventually) be able to envisioneer correctly. We will facilitate the term "frictionless". A company that can deliver courageously will (at some unknown point of time) be able to whiteboard courageously. Your budget for expediting should be at least one-third of your budget for iterating. Think B2C. Quick: do you have a plug-and-play strategy for managing emerging solutions?