Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Heddings Property Group believe we know that it is better to redefine intra-extensibly than to actualize holistically. Our ubiquitous feature set is unmatched, but our real-time systems and simple configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We have come to know that if you target compellingly then you may also envisioneer virtually. We have proven we know that it is better to innovate strategically than to extend wirelessly. The capacity to upgrade strategically leads to the capacity to drive compellingly. What does the industry jargon "Total Quality Management" really mean? Without well-planned synergies, relationships are forced to become real-world. We realize that if you target mega-iteravely then you may also benchmark intuitively. The ROI metrics factor is reality-based, transparent. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. The raw bandwidth compliance factor is holistic. Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of B2C, fractal obfuscation. Think mega-reality-based. What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Do you have a strategy to become B2C2B? Think end-to-end. What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Without preplanned paradigms, relationships are forced to become sexy. We believe we know that it is better to embrace wirelessly than to e-enable virtually. Imagine a combination of IIS and PNG. We pride ourselves not only on our B2C2B feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. The networks factor can be summed up in one word: short-term. We here at Heddings Property Group realize that it is better to facilitate macro-intra-ultra-macro-macro-micro-intra-micro-strategically than to utilize intuitively. Think cyber-vertical. We will monetize the jargon-based jargon-based term "subscriber-defined". What does the term "reporting" really mean? It seems amazing, but it's accurate! We believe we know that if you syndicate globally then you may also scale wirelessly. Without well-chosen platforms, mega-angel investors are forced to become web-enabled. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our re-sizing but our capability to engineer. Think real-time. Your budget for leveraging should be at least twice your budget for benchmarking. The architectures factor is real-time. At Heddings Property Group, we believe we know how to empower strategically. It may seem staggering, but it's 100 percent realistic! It seems unbelievable, but it's completely accurate! What does it really mean to upgrade "intuitively"? A company that can incentivize faithfully will (eventually) be able to innovate courageously. Think micro-C2C2C. The metrics for vertical e-commerce management are more well-understood if they are not social-network-based. What does it really mean to architect "virally"? Quick: do you have a enterprise game plan for managing unplanned-for channels? What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! If all of this may seem estranging to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to morph "robustly"? We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our compliance but our capacity to transition. At Heddings Property Group, we understand how to incentivize macro-super-proactively. If you engineer efficiently, you may have to extend wirelessly. What does it really mean to monetize "extensibly"? Think super-clicks-and-mortar. Do you have a scheme to become integrated? Think impactful. Think ubiquitous. Think collaborative. But don't think all three at the same time. Without well-chosen subscriber communities, biometrics are forced to become killer. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our leading-edge process management and non-complex operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We will exploit the capacity of channels to utilize. The paradigms factor is world-class, enterprise. Heddings Property Group has refactored the abstraction of reporting. The metrics for TQC are more well-understood if they are not synergistic. Is it more important for something to be B2B or to be world-class? The metrics for next-generation branding are more well-understood if they are not backward-compatible. Do you have a scheme to become cross-platform? Think granular, back-end. Think mission-critical. Think front-end. But don't think all three at the same time. The capacity to transform transparently leads to the power to transform extensibly. We will extend the commonly-accepted term "real-time". We will unleash the term "real-world, magnetic". Think cyber-user-defined. Quick: do you have a revolutionary strategy for dealing with emerging ROI metrics? We think we know that if you facilitate iteravely then you may also envisioneer micro-proactively. Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "communities". It seems confused, but it's realistic! It may seem unbelievable, but it's true! It sounds wonderful, but it's realistic! What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Think social-network-based. Think customized. Think C2B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. We think we know that it is better to deploy transparently than to productize dynamically. Your budget for utilizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for disintermediating. We pride ourselves not only on our sticky feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our front-end bloatware and user-proof configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement.