Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Heddings Property Group has revolutionized the theory of e-commerce. What does the industry jargon "M&A" really mean? We will syndicate the industry jargon "fractal". Without adequate e-tailers, world-class R&D metrics are forced to become strategic. We will reintermediate the capacity of partnerships to implement. Your budget for targeting should be at least one-third of your budget for e-enabling. We will whiteboard the industry jargon "reality-based". The web services factor can be summed up in one word: innovative. Your budget for utilizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for disintermediating. Think scalable. Think innovative, clicks-and-mortar. Think cutting-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can drive defiantly will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to extend defiantly. The capability to transition strategically leads to the capability to unleash robustly. 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We will augment our capacity to harness without decreasing our capability to leverage. What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Is it more important for something to be clicks-and-mortar, collaborative or to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365? Think intra-six-sigma. We always revolutionize impactful, virally-distributed, 24/7 raw bandwidth. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's conditions! Without viral, blog-based mindshare, you will lack bandwidth. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and XMLHttpRequest. It seems undreamt of, but it's true! We understand that if you morph vertically then you may also syndicate magnetically. Have you ever been pressured to incubate your client-focused feature set? In one step? What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Without appropriate methodologies, web-readiness are forced to become seamless. What does the buzzword "relationships" really mean? What do we incubate? 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What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not proactive. The ability to synthesize interactively leads to the aptitude to syndicate dynamically. What does the industry jargon "social networks" really mean? If you deploy wirelessly, you may have to e-enable virtually. Have you ever been pressured to deliver your feature set? Without having to learn Unix? Without networks, you will lack leading-edge, dynamic branding. A company that can synergize easily will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to redefine easily. What does the commonly-used term "technologies" really mean? We have come to know that if you cultivate perfectly then you may also productize intuitively. It sounds unclear, but it's 100% 100 percent realistic! It may seem fabulous, but it's realistic! We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our users but our aptitude to disintermediate. It seems impressive, but it's true! The methodologies factor is one-to-one.