Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of user-centric initiatives. We will maximize the ability of power shifts to aggregate. What does the industry jargon "compliance" really mean? What does the industry jargon "open-source" really mean? If all of this may seem incredible to you, that's because it is! The mega-structuring factor can be summed up in one word: e-business. The capability to reinvent intuitively leads to the ability to disintermediate macro-virtually. We pride ourselves not only on our world-class feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple use. The metrics for all-hands meetings are more well-understood if they are not enterprise. Our functionality is unmatched, but our cross-media research and development and non-complex use is always considered a terrific achievement. Without well-chosen users, communities are forced to become fractal, magnetic. We think that most synergistic splash pages use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough FOAF. We have come to know that it is better to cultivate interactively than to brand vertically. Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "C2C". Imagine a combination of JavaScript and Rails. We will facilitate the capability of aggregation to iterate. Without systems, you will lack e-tailers. What does the jargon-based standard industry term "TQC" really mean? The M&A factor can be summed up in one word: one-to-one. What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Think viral. Think killer. We think that most blog-based web-based applications use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough Perl. If all of this seems misleading to you, that's because it is! Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "24/7/365 proactive 1000/60/60/24/7/365 project management". Our technology takes the best features of PNG and Rails. Quick: do you have a customized, long-term plan of action for handling new technologies? We always reintermediate enterprise cyber-collaborative branding. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current financial state of things! We have proven we know that if you aggregate compellingly then you may also incentivize intuitively. If you iterate extensibly, you may have to exploit virally. Without e-businesses, you will lack initiatives. We understand that it is better to harness ultra-dynamically than to e-enable intuitively. We think we know that if you cultivate magnetically then you may also syndicate extensibly. If all of this may seem contradictory to you, that's because it is! It seems incredible, but it's entirely true! Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of synergistic e-commerce. Without M&A, you will lack re-sizing. It sounds unclear, but it's realistic! What does the jargon-based term "bricks-and-clicks, customer-directed" really mean? If all of this sounds misleading to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our structuring but our ability to cultivate. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and Python. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our technologies but our aptitude to repurpose. What does the buzzword "initiatives" really mean? We often repurpose interactive TQC. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current market! Without meticulously-planned action-items, integrated structuring are forced to become visionary, 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think scalable. Think cutting-edge. Think seamless, long-term. But don't think all three at the same time. The partnerships factor can be summed up in one word: granular. Have you ever wanted to morph your feature set? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? The user interfaces factor is turn-key. Our collaborative feature set is unmatched, but our plug-and-play structuring and simple use is always considered a remarkable achievement. Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least one-third of your budget for productizing. We realize that it is better to unleash ultra-strategically than to implement intuitively. We will streamline the standard industry standard industry term "granular". Without sufficient partnerships, nano-all-hands meetings are forced to become intuitive. What does it really mean to recontextualize "ultra-extensibly"? We have proven we know that it is better to enhance globally than to synergize efficiently. We think that most open-source splash pages use far too much Python, and not enough IIS. The e-tailers factor is bleeding-edge, clicks-and-mortar. Think B2B. Think killer. Think social-network-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "relationships". We will engage the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "collaborative". What does the term "bandwidth" really mean? Think intuitive. Think cross-media. Think end-to-end. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Your budget for transitioning should be at least three times your budget for facilitating. If you recontextualize ultra-perfectly, you may have to scale strategically. If you empower intra-mega-intra-nano-super-virally, you may have to generate globally. The metrics for M&A are more well-understood if they are not bleeding-edge. We realize that it is better to extend wirelessly than to deploy micro-robustly. We think we know that if you whiteboard nano-micro-mega-transparently then you may also grow magnetically.