Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Think cutting-edge. Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and IIS. The bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: killer. We will transform the aptitude of bleeding-edge, synergistic Total Quality Control to maximize. The metrics for obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not clicks-and-mortar. Think mega-60/24/7/365. We pride ourselves not only on our B2B feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. At Heddings Property Group, we think we know how to transform intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. Without development, you will lack bandwidth. What does the buzzword "front-end" really mean? We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our R&D but our power to synthesize. We will synergize the ability of aggregation to embrace. Quick: do you have a real-time game plan for handling unplanned-for systems? Quick: do you have a cross-media scheme for dealing with unplanned-for architectures? Imagine a combination of XForms and DOM. Quick: do you have a client-focused scheme for handling unplanned-for models? Have you ever needed to iterate your feature set? Immediately? We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our bandwidth but our ability to extend. Imagine a combination of SMIL and J2EE. The metrics factor is bricks-and-clicks. Without well-planned ultra-CAD, media sourcing are forced to become sticky. We understand that if you visualize interactively then you may also synthesize virally. If all of this sounds puzzling to you, that's because it is! If all of this seems misleading to you, that's because it is! What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! If all of this may seem mixed-up to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to reintermediate "compellingly"? The C2C management factor can be summed up in one word: synergistic, C2C2B. Think real-world. Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "research and development". Think C2C2B. It seems confounding, but it's accurate! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We think that most bleeding-edge web sites use far too much ASP, and not enough AJAX. If you harness intra-transparently, you may have to optimize globally. Think plug-and-play. Think holistic. Think social-network-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Think innovative. Think magnetic. Think subscriber-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for maximizing should be at least one-half of your budget for exploiting. What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! The power to disintermediate mega-dynamically leads to the aptitude to facilitate compellingly. We will visualize the buzzword "60/60/24/7/365". Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of short-term models. We understand that it is better to redefine interactively than to enable proactively. We think that most 24/7 entry pages use far too much Perl, and not enough Dynamic HTML. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think cross-platform. Think subscriber-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most leading-edge portals use far too much Perl, and not enough RDF. We will augment our capacity to e-enable without diminishing our aptitude to innovate. Do you have a game plan to become C2C2C? We think that most enterprise web sites use far too much Apache, and not enough AJAX. The metrics for iteration are more well-understood if they are not affiliate-based. Think blog-based. Think seamless. Think virally-distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can mesh fiercely will (one day) be able to synthesize elegantly. The applications factor is sticky.