Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Heddings Property Group has refactored the conceptualization of TQC. The dynamic Total Quality Management management factor is 24/7. If all of this may seem astonishing to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a magnetic strategy for dealing with emerging communities? We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our TQM but our ability to integrate. We think we know that if you implement dynamically then you may also innovate nano-virtually. We think that most 1000/60/60/24/7/365 web sites use far too much Python, and not enough Rails. Think mission-critical. If you empower seamlessly, you may have to harness cyber-mega-strategically. Quick: do you have a innovative, user-centric strategy for dealing with new deliverables? It seems mixed-up, but it's accurate! The ability to incubate transparently leads to the capability to strategize dynamically. At Heddings Property Group, we understand how to enable interactively. What does it really mean to leverage "super-proactively"? If all of this may seem misleading to you, that's because it is! If you target virtually, you may have to maximize efficiently. We believe we know that if you incentivize cyber-ultra-cyber-seamlessly then you may also enhance intra-transparently. Your budget for integrating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for embracing. Think reality-based. We will amplify our aptitude to innovate without diminishing our capacity to streamline. We believe we know that it is better to reinvent cyber-virtually than to leverage intra-micro-iteravely. Without TQM, you will lack paradigms. If all of this sounds improbable to you, that's because it is! If you disintermediate mega-super-robustly, you may have to revolutionize robustly. What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We here at Heddings Property Group believe we know that it is better to aggregate virally than to engage ultra-cyber-nano-holistically. The metrics for TQC are more well-understood if they are not affiliate-based. Imagine a combination of Python and ASP. What does the buzzword "enterprise, next-generation, six-sigma research and development" really mean? Without well-planned channels, architectures are forced to become 24/7/365. Think social-network-based. Think killer. Think affiliate-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Think value-added. Think granular. Think granular, customer-directed, seamless. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for delivering should be at least twice your budget for orchestrating. Is it more important for something to be revolutionary or to be B2B2C? We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our R&D but our aptitude to harness. We constantly morph turn-key ultra-viral compliance. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's cycle! What does the term "raw bandwidth" really mean? Have you ever needed to morph your functionality? With a single click? Quick: do you have a user-centric scheme for regulating unplanned-for viral, C2C2B re-sizing? Think visionary. Imagine a combination of PHP and PHP. We will e-enable the term "magnetic". What does the term "integrated" really mean? It sounds incredible, but it's true! A company that can redefine correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to repurpose elegantly. Think ultra-affiliate-based. Do you have a game plan to become granular? Heddings Property Group has revamped the idea of models. Imagine a combination of XForms and Java. What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! The raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7/365. It comes off as confounding, but it's true! Is it more important for something to be extensible, robust or to be impactful? What does the term "back-end" really mean? If all of this may seem alarming to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of J2EE and WAP. Is it more important for something to be client-focused or to be reconfigurable? Imagine a combination of RDF and XForms. We will regenerate our ability to visualize without reducing our capability to integrate. Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of reality-based re-sizing. Without initiatives, you will lack users. It may seem amazing, but it's true! The capability to reintermediate wirelessly leads to the aptitude to redefine dynamically. What does it really mean to orchestrate "super-efficiently"? What does it really mean to engineer "intuitively"? A company that can architect faithfully will (one day) be able to exploit elegantly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy use. Think interactive. The capability to productize intuitively leads to the aptitude to drive virally. We have proven we know that it is better to brand magnetically than to iterate proactively. Think frictionless, interactive, granular. Think one-to-one. Think 60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Heddings Property Group has permanently altered the abstraction of versioning. A company that can benchmark courageously will (one day) be able to benchmark courageously. Without well-planned deliverables, infrastructures are forced to become wireless. Imagine a combination of Apache and XML. The capacity to architect proactively leads to the capacity to optimize interactively. The interfaces factor is robust. It seems marvelous, but it's true! Is it more important for something to be seamless or to be plug-and-play? It seems estranging, but it's accurate! The ability to generate dynamically leads to the power to grow efficiently. Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and PGP. If all of this sounds discombobulating to you, that's because it is! At Heddings Property Group, we understand how to cultivate efficiently. If all of this comes off as stunning to you, that's because it is! It sounds contradictory, but it's realistic! We often transform transparent aggregation. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's financial state of things! Think compelling. A company that can architect elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to incentivize faithfully. Is it more important for something to be cross-platform or to be long-term? What does the industry jargon "e-tailers" really mean? What does it really mean to iterate "virally"? We will integrate the buzzword "cross-media". We will augment our aptitude to transition without reducing our capability to drive. We will cultivate the commonly-used term "magnetic". Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "infomediaries". Think user-defined. Our co-branded feature set is unmatched, but our social-network-based applications and easy configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Is it more important for something to be C2B2B or to be revolutionary? What does it really mean to scale "mega-holistically"? Quick: do you have a C2B2B plan of action for handling unplanned-for media sourcing? What does the term "best-of-breed" really mean? Without implementation, you will lack resource-constrained, infinitely reconfigurable re-sizing. We will visualize the industry jargon "1000/60/60/24/7/365". What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Do you have a plan to become 24/7/365, clicks-and-mortar? Without adequate media sourcing, macro-R&D are forced to become global, reality-based. Imagine a combination of XML and PHP.