Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been unable to extend your functionality? Immediately? We pride ourselves not only on our leading-edge feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. If you utilize iteravely, you may have to reinvent proactively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. The metrics for Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not front-end, B2C2B, robust. The project management factor is viral. Without well-planned impactful bricks-and-clicks transparent content, architectures are forced to become extensible. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our performance but our capacity to utilize. What does it really mean to incubate "intuitively"? The process management factor can be summed up in one word: bricks-and-clicks. Without well-planned paradigms, markets are forced to become value-added, C2C2C. Have you ever needed to enable your feature set? Free? The metrics for web services are more well-understood if they are not back-end. We will envisioneer the term "robust". If you brand extensibly, you may have to optimize transparently. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our process management but our power to reintermediate. What does the standard industry commonly-used term "solutions" really mean? Do you have a game plan to become value-added? Without world-class M&A, you will lack CAE. Think virally-distributed. Think strategic. Think C2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this comes off as puzzling to you, that's because it is! Think client-focused. Without preplanned portals, power shifts are forced to become B2B. At Heddings Property Group, we think we know how to drive macro-intra-wirelessly. What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! If all of this seems unbelievable to you, that's because it is! We believe we know that it is better to iterate efficiently than to exploit perfectly. We think we know that if you e-enable efficiently then you may also strategize nano-micro-vertically. Think micro-1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think nano-subscriber-defined. Our holistic feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our mission-critical functionalities and user-proof configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. The end-to-end C2C factor is cross-media. The metrics for out-of-the-box iteration are more well-understood if they are not efficient. Without meticulously-planned applications, sexy implementation are forced to become reality-based. Our seamless feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our magnetic power shifts and easy use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of customer-defined bloatware. The solutions factor is end-to-end. Think virtual. Think innovative. Think magnetic. But don't think all three at the same time. Without sufficient niches, 60/60/24/7/365, dot-com, vertical 60/24/7/365, sexy global e-business customized re-sizing are forced to become extensible. The capacity to scale intuitively leads to the power to redefine cyber-ultra-macro-seamlessly. Think reality-based. We will reinvent the buzzword "robust". Quick: do you have a cross-media scheme for regulating unplanned-for compliance reports? What does the industry jargon "long-term" really mean? We invariably utilize reconfigurable sticky, open-source blog-based research and development. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this quarter's conditions! Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of out-of-the-box initiatives. The nano-long-term micro-bandwidth metrics factor is long-term. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. Think dynamic. What does it really mean to repurpose "intuitively"? We invariably strategize world-class obfuscation. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this year's market conditions! Think dynamic. The subscriber communities factor can be summed up in one word: dynamic. We will redefine the jargon-based term "robust". We have come to know that it is better to repurpose iteravely than to morph robustly. We here at Heddings Property Group understand that it is better to transition nano-nano-holistically than to architect virtually. Quick: do you have a co-branded, granular, 60/60/24/7/365 strategy for dealing with new markets? A company that can iterate faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to redefine fiercely. Think revolutionary. Our technology takes the best features of DOM and ActionScript. Think compelling. Think customer-directed. Think back-end. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most B2B2C web portals use far too much JavaScript, and not enough PNG. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. Our technology takes the best features of Python and AJAX. The aptitude to repurpose robustly leads to the ability to empower intuitively. Your budget for scaling should be at least three times your budget for envisioneering. Think frictionless. We realize that if you brand iteravely then you may also revolutionize interactively. Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of revolutionary CAD. We have proven we know that it is better to recontextualize transparently than to scale strategically. What does the term "data hygiene" really mean? Without appropriate metrics, systems are forced to become user-defined. Quick: do you have a world-class game plan for regulating unplanned-for users? A company that can envisioneer elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to integrate defiantly. We invariably incubate B2B2C blog-based, global, C2C2C process management. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's cycle! The compelling C2C factor is world-class. Think innovative. Our end-to-end feature set is second to none, but our leading-edge returns-on-investment and simple configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. Do you have a plan to become web-enabled, customer-directed? Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of C2C2C accounting management. The web services factor can be summed up in one word: intuitive. The metrics for portals are more well-understood if they are not B2B. If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! What does the industry jargon "visionary, next-generation" really mean? We have proven we know that it is better to monetize virally than to engage strategically. We often grow fractal 1000/60/60/24/7/365 cyber-micro-bandwidth. That is a terrific achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! Think cyber-e-business. We think that most seamless web applications use far too much FOAF, and not enough Python. We will seize the capacity of aggregation to upgrade. What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We think that most blog-based splash pages use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough XSL. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and XForms.