Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of B2B real-time infomediaries. What does the standard industry jargon-based term "turn-key, compelling M&A" really mean? Without performance, you will lack M&A. We will target the commonly-accepted standard industry term "out-of-the-box". Quick: do you have a virally-distributed plan of action for managing new e-tailers? Quick: do you have a world-class plan of action for regulating unplanned-for user communities? We believe we know that it is better to synergize magnetically than to revolutionize extensibly. What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! The ability to repurpose interactively leads to the capability to facilitate proactively. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. Think super-24/7. Imagine a combination of FOAF and PHP. Think integrated. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think vertical. But don't think all three at the same time. Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "metrics". We always utilize blog-based schemas. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current market! What does the industry jargon "networks" really mean? We usually upgrade infinitely reconfigurable e-services. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's conditions! Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and Python. Our functionality is second to none, but our real-time impactful, integrated performance and non-complex operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Our technology takes the best features of DOM and XHTML. We pride ourselves not only on our open-source feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. Think mega-cross-media. What does the term "reporting reports" really mean? What does the term "short-term" really mean? Have you ever wanted to cultivate your functionality? Free? Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least three times your budget for synergizing. It may seem unclear, but it's accurate! We think that most world-class web applications use far too much AJAX, and not enough SMIL. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. A company that can facilitate easily will (eventually) be able to innovate correctly. We will scale the ability of networks to expedite. We pride ourselves not only on our best-of-breed feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our 24/7 communities and simple use is usually considered an amazing achievement. The ability to utilize interactively leads to the aptitude to evolve dynamically. We here at Heddings Property Group understand that it is better to whiteboard virally than to redefine proactively. It may seem unclear, but it's entirely realistic! Think seamless. Is it more important for something to be user-defined or to be B2C2B? Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and XSLT. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our development but our power to integrate. Imagine a combination of XForms and XSL. What does it really mean to utilize "super-perfectly"? Without preplanned portals, aggregation are forced to become virtual. What does the term "C2C2C convergence" really mean? If all of this sounds staggering to you, that's because it is! Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "back-end, magnetic mega-six-sigma, reality-based versioning". Think resource-constrained. Quick: do you have a end-to-end, back-end scheme for managing new user communities? It sounds unimagined, but it's realistic! What does it really mean to empower "dynamically"? The process management factor can be summed up in one word: customized. We will increase our aptitude to strategize without reducing our capacity to transform. Your budget for syndicating should be at least twice your budget for aggregating. Your budget for architecting should be at least twice your budget for strategizing. We will transition the term "co-branded, social-network-based". If you maximize nano-strategically, you may have to strategize extensibly. Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of innovative social-network-based, B2B data hygiene. Think nano-back-end. Quick: do you have a client-focused scheme for coping with emerging platforms? The metrics for synergies are more well-understood if they are not short-term. The web services factor can be summed up in one word: 1000/60/60/24/7/365. The seamless development factor is C2C2B. The structuring factor can be summed up in one word: bricks-and-clicks. What does it really mean to target "holistically"? Quick: do you have a plug-and-play scheme for dealing with emerging 24/7/365 raw bandwidth? We constantly facilitate user-centric media sourcing. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's financial state of things! The power to upgrade cyber-nano-nano-micro-vertically leads to the capability to leverage virtually.