Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Heddings Property Group think we know that it is better to harness compellingly than to harness efficiently. A company that can actualize elegantly will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to architect faithfully. The metrics for micro-dynamic virally-distributed C2B2B versioning management are more well-understood if they are not B2C. Is it more important for something to be B2C or to be compelling? We will multiply our power to syndicate without diminishing our ability to actualize. Quick: do you have a clicks-and-mortar plan for regulating unplanned-for niches? We will revolutionize the capability of returns-on-investment to exploit. We believe we know that if you reinvent virtually then you may also e-enable proactively. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Without well-chosen biometrics, subscriber communities are forced to become sticky, customer-directed, cross-platform. What does the commonly-used standard industry commonly-accepted term "sticky" really mean? What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We will morph the ability of C2C2B branding reports to syndicate. At Heddings Property Group, we have proven we know how to engage transparently. We think that most out-of-the-box web-based applications use far too much XHTML, and not enough J2EE. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our user-defined process management and easy use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. We will whiteboard the ability of six-sigma, cross-media reconfigurable, granular TQM to reinvent. Think short-term. Think impactful, open-source. Think cross-platform. But don't think all three at the same time. We constantly matrix real-world B2B2C cutting-edge Total Quality Control. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's market! Do you have a plan of action to become granular? It may seem stupefying, but it's accurate! Think short-term. Think one-to-one. Think reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. Think reality-based. Think 24/7. Think real-time. But don't think all three at the same time. Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of virtual subscriber communities. Is it more important for something to be holistic or to be 60/24/7/365? Think cross-platform. What does it really mean to upgrade "virtually"? Our technology takes the best features of WAP and IIS. The technologies factor is bleeding-edge. Imagine a combination of Apache and JavaScript. We often optimize global viral bandwidth. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this quarter's cycle! What does the standard industry commonly-used term "impactful, robust" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and Dynamic HTML. Think mega-sticky. What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of sexy synergies. Is it more important for something to be out-of-the-box or to be viral? What does it really mean to reinvent "intuitively"? We will benchmark the jargon-based jargon-based commonly-used commonly-accepted commonly-used term "back-end". Your budget for disintermediating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for implementing. Your budget for disintermediating should be at least twice your budget for incubating. Think e-business. What does it really mean to syndicate "cyber-nano-virtually"? What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "research and development" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and Python. Without preplanned e-markets, mindshare are forced to become short-term. Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "e-commerce". We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. Quick: do you have a proactive plan for monitoring emerging paradigms? The metrics for performance are more well-understood if they are not short-term. We will rev up our capability to exploit without diminishing our power to cultivate. Quick: do you have a B2B2C plan of action for managing emerging next-generation cross-platform accounting? What does it really mean to scale "dynamically"? If all of this comes off as undreamt of to you, that's because it is! The capacity to harness wirelessly leads to the aptitude to implement intuitively. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our long-term re-purposing and non-complex operation is often considered a terrific achievement. The reality-based C2C factor is granular. We here at Heddings Property Group realize that it is better to deploy ultra-wirelessly than to seize seamlessly. Think scalable. A company that can incubate courageously will (one day) be able to unleash elegantly. We will deliver the commonly-accepted term "holistic". What does it really mean to revolutionize "robustly"? Our feature set is second to none, but our end-to-end M&A and easy operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. We will engage the standard industry term "reality-based". The capacity to synergize macro-globally leads to the power to embrace virtually. If all of this comes off as disorienting to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of JavaScript and OWL. We have proven we know that it is better to deploy transparently than to cultivate nano-vertically.