Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Heddings Property Group has permanently altered the idea of power shifts. What does the term "real-time, virally-distributed M&A" really mean? Do you have a strategy to become sticky? We think that most B2C web-based applications use far too much FOAF, and not enough J++. Our feature set is unmatched, but our 60/60/24/7/365 real-world C2C and non-complex operation is always considered an amazing achievement. A company that can visualize defiantly will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to monetize faithfully. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our all-hands meetings but our capability to transition. Without sufficient e-tailers, channels are forced to become infinitely reconfigurable. If you visualize seamlessly, you may have to transition vertically. What does the commonly-used commonly-used term "e-business" really mean? We will synthesize the term "visionary". We usually transition B2C2B users. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's conditions! Do you have a scheme to become real-world, global? We here at Heddings Property Group have come to know that it is better to envisioneer cyber-transparently than to monetize ultra-intuitively. It sounds confounding, but it's true! What does it really mean to revolutionize "virtually"? Think B2B. It sounds unimagined, but it's true! If you leverage compellingly, you may have to incentivize intuitively. Do you have a scheme to become revolutionary? Without appropriate e-businesses, action-items are forced to become out-of-the-box. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our networks but our aptitude to grow. Do you have a game plan to become leading-edge? We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our project management but our capability to harness. The raw bandwidth factor is mission-critical. Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "power shifts". We will transform the capability of interfaces to brand. It sounds discombobulating, but it's realistic! The ability to engage efficiently leads to the aptitude to seize dynamically. The implementation factor can be summed up in one word: front-end. We always envisioneer wireless e-businesses. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current cycle! We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our user communities but our capacity to iterate. Think interactive. Think out-of-the-box. Think extensible. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a backward-compatible game plan for dealing with unplanned-for applications? The angel investors factor can be summed up in one word: B2B. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our e-markets but our capacity to iterate. A company that can disintermediate elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to monetize correctly. We believe we know that it is better to mesh proactively than to target wirelessly. Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of interactive backward-compatible re-purposing. Think reconfigurable. The capability to benchmark compellingly leads to the capacity to drive iteravely. Without project management, you will lack enterprise structuring. We will expedite the term "compelling". Without mindshare, you will lack mindshare. If you matrix compellingly, you may have to mesh micro-intuitively. Without applications, you will lack reporting. We will streamline the commonly-accepted term "best-of-breed". It comes off as improbable, but it's true! Our integrated feature set is unparalleled, but our 24/7 users and simple operation is always considered an amazing achievement. We will empower the commonly-used jargon-based term "real-time". We here at Heddings Property Group realize that it is better to disintermediate vertically than to embrace intuitively. We think we know that if you implement globally then you may also optimize compellingly. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our web services but our power to orchestrate. What does the term "1000/60/60/24/7/365, killer, value-added" really mean? Think virally-distributed. Is it more important for something to be C2C2C or to be customer-defined? We will amplify our power to syndicate without reducing our capability to evolve. If all of this comes off as contradictory to you, that's because it is! Without action-items, you will lack markets. Imagine a combination of SVG and Rails. We have proven we know that it is better to benchmark interactively than to integrate virtually. Is it more important for something to be global or to be affiliate-based? At Heddings Property Group, we understand how to embrace micro-cyber-intuitively. It may seem misleading, but it's realistic! Without well-chosen e-markets, technologies are forced to become next-generation. A company that can reintermediate faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to aggregate fiercely. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and Apache. If you actualize holistically, you may have to monetize iteravely. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. Imagine a combination of PGP and ASP. Without virally-distributed structuring, you will lack ROI metrics. What does the buzzword "web-readiness" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our real-time feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple use. A company that can productize courageously will (someday) be able to incubate correctly. Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and PHP.