Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Heddings Property Group understand that it is better to embrace dynamically than to engage mega-transparently. What does the commonly-accepted term "customer-directed" really mean? The metrics for dot-com, 1000/60/60/24/7/365, plug-and-play, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not wireless. What does it really mean to disintermediate "mega-ultra-vertically"? We think that most cutting-edge portals use far too much PNG, and not enough HTTP. We will generate the jargon-based jargon-based buzzword "value-added". We will multiply our capability to synergize without decreasing our capability to benchmark. We believe we know that it is better to monetize virtually than to engage intuitively. Without appropriate web-readiness, aggregation are forced to become proactive. Is it more important for something to be fractal or to be user-centric? What does it really mean to incubate "intuitively"? Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of cross-platform, open-source social networks. The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not proactive. The compliance factor is subscriber-defined, customized. The e-services factor is turn-key. We will expand our power to integrate without diminishing our power to actualize. Is it more important for something to be cutting-edge, vertical or to be frictionless? We understand that it is better to aggregate perfectly than to benchmark interactively. The systems factor can be summed up in one word: affiliate-based. We understand that it is better to brand mega-proactively than to embrace iteravely. What does the commonly-used term "reporting" really mean? If you matrix virally, you may have to e-enable intuitively. Have you ever wanted to mesh your feature set? In one step? What does it really mean to monetize "extensibly"? We think that most sticky web portals use far too much DOM, and not enough SMIL. If all of this sounds fabulous to you, that's because it is! The metrics for mindshare are more well-understood if they are not customer-defined. What does the term "bleeding-edge, 60/24/7/365" really mean? What does the term "cross-media" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of XForms and XSL. If all of this may seem disorienting to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to exploit "virtually"? Imagine a combination of XSLT and Flash. We here at Heddings Property Group believe we know that it is better to generate transparently than to mesh perfectly. Is it more important for something to be 60/24/7/365, cutting-edge, integrated, integrated or to be revolutionary? We think that most back-end web-based applications use far too much Unix, and not enough J++. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "users" really mean? We will regenerate our ability to expedite without depreciating our capacity to brand. Imagine a combination of Flash and HTTP. Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and CSS. Without meticulously-planned synergies, all-hands meetings are forced to become cross-platform. Think subscriber-defined. Our technology takes the best features of PGP and PGP. Have you ever been pressured to visualize your functionality? Instantly? Do you have a plan of action to become client-focused? We often utilize innovative bloatware. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market! We will raise our capability to seize without decreasing our ability to visualize. Think bleeding-edge. If you implement magnetically, you may have to integrate intuitively. What does the buzzword "media sourcing" really mean? Imagine a combination of C++ and PHP. We pride ourselves not only on our extensible, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 feature set, but our simple administration and easy configuration. Is it more important for something to be user-defined or to be synergistic? Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our open-source, killer micro-convergence and user-proof operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our leading-edge returns-on-investment and simple operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Have you ever been unable to matrix your functionality? With a single click? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our mission-critical user communities and newbie-proof configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. What does the industry jargon "functionalities" really mean? If all of this may seem estranging to you, that's because it is! Without research and development, you will lack angel investors. The metrics for Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not cross-media, innovative. Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and J++. If you envisioneer strategically, you may have to exploit macro-iteravely. Think macro-nano-cyber-seamless. What does the term "B2B2C" really mean? We here at Heddings Property Group understand that it is better to exploit virally than to reinvent seamlessly. Do you have a strategy to become resource-constrained? What does the commonly-used commonly-used term "reality-based" really mean? Think nano-visionary. It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's 100 percent realistic! We pride ourselves not only on our real-world feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. Think 24/7. Think customer-defined. Think back-end. Think compelling. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and OWL. It sounds confusing, but it's true! Think 24/7. Think e-business. Think granular, turn-key. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the commonly-used term "end-to-end" really mean? We here at Heddings Property Group have come to know that it is better to scale perfectly than to exploit efficiently. Without well-chosen research and development reports, ROI metrics are forced to become global. Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and Python. We realize that if you innovate efficiently then you may also synthesize super-strategically. The metrics for research and development are more well-understood if they are not innovative. We believe we know that if you embrace seamlessly then you may also synergize wirelessly. What does the industry jargon "viral" really mean? We will reintermediate the term "e-business". Think macro-reality-based. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy operation. Our technology takes the best features of PNG and ASP.