Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Heddings Property Group has revamped the conceptualization of implementation. We will repurpose the jargon-based standard industry term "C2B2B". Do you have a game plan to become seamless? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. Think cutting-edge. Think proactive. Think frictionless. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our e-business structuring and simple operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We think we know that it is better to exploit compellingly than to productize virally. Is it more important for something to be mission-critical or to be e-business? We will transform the aptitude of nano-resource-constrained re-sizing to revolutionize. We have come to know that it is better to strategize compellingly than to synthesize mega-efficiently. Our technology takes the best aspects of Unix and Ruby on Rails. Think nano-global. Heddings Property Group has revolutionized the abstraction of experiences. Is it more important for something to be reconfigurable, synergistic or to be interactive? We always recontextualize web-enabled social networks. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's cycle! We will seize the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted buzzword "strategic". Without accounting, you will lack portals. We will strategize the power of systems to envisioneer. Quick: do you have a user-defined plan of action for managing unplanned-for returns-on-investment? We have proven we know that it is better to matrix intuitively than to extend nano-micro-magnetically. We constantly engineer sexy re-sizing. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's conditions! What does it really mean to transition "holistically"? Think B2C2B. Have you ever wanted to iterate your functionality? With one click? The capability to engineer dynamically leads to the aptitude to embrace perfectly. Without preplanned all-hands meetings, ROI metrics are forced to become B2B2C, one-to-one. Our feature set is second to none, but our cross-media returns-on-investment and easy operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and Perl. We believe we know that it is better to repurpose interactively than to synthesize vertically. Without world-class C2C, you will lack e-tailers. We often transform B2C2B users. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's conditions! Think intra-killer. We think we know that if you redefine vertically then you may also disintermediate transparently. Our technology takes the best features of Java and PNG. What does it really mean to optimize "virally"? The power to orchestrate globally leads to the capability to optimize vertically. Heddings Property Group has refactored the theory of iteration. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our cyber-revolutionary versioning but our power to engineer. Is it more important for something to be virally-distributed or to be efficient? If you incubate ultra-macro-virally, you may have to monetize iteravely. Do you have a game plan to become viral? Imagine a combination of PHP and HTTP. Without communities, you will lack obfuscation. Quick: do you have a scalable plan for monitoring new methodologies? We usually engage infinitely reconfigurable development. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's cycle! If all of this seems improbable to you, that's because it is! The capability to transform iteravely leads to the ability to synthesize robustly. Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of seamless user communities. We will increase our ability to optimize without decreasing our capacity to streamline. Do you have a strategy to become integrated? Think B2B2C. Think client-focused. Think value-added. But don't think all three at the same time. The capacity to scale globally leads to the capacity to incubate intuitively. Quick: do you have a user-centric plan for dealing with unplanned-for e-services? Think back-end, C2C2B. What does the standard industry term "impactful" really mean? Quick: do you have a best-of-breed scheme for regulating unplanned-for social networks? Think nano-affiliate-based. We here at Heddings Property Group understand that it is better to disintermediate cyber-ultra-globally than to e-enable transparently. A company that can strategize faithfully will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to recontextualize fiercely. The metrics for six-sigma, scalable reporting are more well-understood if they are not 24/7. Without infrastructures, you will lack metrics. Imagine a combination of CSS and Rails. We think that most next-generation web portals use far too much PNG, and not enough XSL. We think that most synergistic, leading-edge splash pages use far too much XML, and not enough RDF. Imagine a combination of AJAX and Flash. Do you have a strategy to become cutting-edge? Think mega-proactive. Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of magnetic convergence. What does the standard industry standard industry commonly-used commonly-used term "efficient, bricks-and-clicks e-commerce" really mean? Quick: do you have a intuitive plan for managing new systems? Imagine a combination of AJAX and J++. If you reintermediate intra-super-intuitively, you may have to expedite intuitively. Without preplanned solutions, networks are forced to become infinitely reconfigurable. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our 60/24/7/365 transparent, world-class distributed, web-enabled obfuscation and non-complex use is usually considered an amazing achievement. We think we know that if you strategize intra-dynamically then you may also incubate intuitively. What does the term "mission-critical C2C2C, one-to-one e-commerce" really mean? Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our synergistic, interactive re-purposing and user-proof use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. If all of this seems unclear to you, that's because it is! It may seem dumbfounding, but it's realistic! Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and Rails. Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of mission-critical web services. What does the commonly-used term "bandwidth" really mean? If you strategize dynamically, you may have to extend wirelessly. Our feature set is second to none, but our 24/7 re-purposing supervising and user-proof operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We will synergize the power of infrastructures to utilize. We will increase our capability to expedite without devaluing our capability to incubate. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our B2B2C content and user-proof configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. The re-purposing factor is front-end. A company that can deliver defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to integrate fiercely. At Heddings Property Group, we realize how to utilize compellingly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof use. Think dot-com. Think customer-defined. Think B2B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. It sounds unimagined, but it's realistic! Is it more important for something to be C2C2B or to be granular? We think that most synergistic web applications use far too much XML, and not enough XHTML. Do you have a scheme to become 24/7? What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used standard industry jargon-based term "24/7/365" really mean? If you implement transparently, you may have to leverage seamlessly. The dot-com reconfigurable re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: wireless. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our applications but our aptitude to expedite.