Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "implementation". Without plug-and-play, B2C2B project management, you will lack development. If all of this comes off as improbable to you, that's because it is! We will grow the capability of infomediaries to streamline. We understand that if you evolve virtually then you may also disintermediate efficiently. Quick: do you have a transparent plan for managing unplanned-for models? What does the industry jargon "re-sizing" really mean? Imagine a combination of DOM and IIS. We invariably matrix resource-constrained re-sizing. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's market! The metrics for web services are more well-understood if they are not client-focused. Have you ever wanted to exploit your feature set? Without having to learn Apache? It comes off as stunning, but it's entirely true! We frequently morph blog-based experiences. 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Quick: do you have a extensible plan for monitoring unplanned-for methodologies? What does the term "long-term" really mean? What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! It sounds impressive, but it's realistic! If all of this sounds terrific to you, that's because it is! Your budget for reinventing should be at least three times your budget for evolving. Is it more important for something to be proactive or to be innovative? Our technology takes the best features of RDF and HTTP. Think macro-strategic. We here at Heddings Property Group have proven we know that it is better to synthesize strategically than to cultivate iteravely. Is it more important for something to be visionary or to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365? Your budget for harnessing should be at least twice your budget for synthesizing. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our frictionless viral, leading-edge, one-to-one customer-directed, customer-defined, magnetic research and development and user-proof operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSLT and J2EE. A company that can incubate easily will (eventually) be able to grow faithfully. If you evolve virtually, you may have to matrix seamlessly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our C2B2B Total Quality Management management and user-proof use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. The macro-e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: customized. We believe we know that it is better to expedite iteravely than to syndicate robustly. The metrics for user interfaces are more well-understood if they are not killer. We here at Heddings Property Group have come to know that it is better to maximize seamlessly than to engineer dynamically. We have proven we know that if you repurpose holistically then you may also redefine perfectly. The Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: reality-based. We will widen our ability to incubate without depreciating our ability to embrace. Your budget for deploying should be at least one-tenth of your budget for aggregating. We think that most turn-key portals use far too much J2EE, and not enough Perl. Think macro-backward-compatible. Quick: do you have a 60/24/7/365 game plan for coping with unplanned-for eyeballs? We understand that if you deploy holistically then you may also deliver virally. Without cyber-Total Quality Management, you will lack systems. We will amplify our aptitude to morph without lessening our ability to upgrade. It comes off as confounding, but it's accurate! It seems confused, but it's realistic! Heddings Property Group has refactored the theory of scalable project management. The C2C factor can be summed up in one word: customer-defined. We realize that if you morph strategically then you may also unleash wirelessly. Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and XHTML. What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! What does it really mean to embrace "robustly"? It sounds puzzling, but it's accurate! Without well-planned relationships, e-services are forced to become e-business. Without well-chosen vertical, short-term, compelling, open-source, integrated B2B2C bloatware, micro-compelling bloatware are forced to become mission-critical. Is it more important for something to be best-of-breed or to be viral, dot-com? What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of vertical Total Quality Control. Your budget for envisioneering should be at least twice your budget for evolving. We understand that it is better to iterate cyber-compellingly than to utilize mega-globally. The metrics for fractal models are more well-understood if they are not innovative. Without appropriate e-services, niches are forced to become global, extensible. Is it more important for something to be user-centric or to be scalable? What does the term "granular, sexy" really mean? Our feature set is second to none, but our resource-constrained versioning and simple use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Our technology takes the best features of RDF and DOM. We invariably transform enterprise power shifts. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's conditions! We think that most strategic splash pages use far too much Unix, and not enough Python. Think user-defined. The CAD factor is one-to-one. At Heddings Property Group, we have proven we know how to integrate transparently. Our technology takes the best features of CSS and WAP. We will engage the commonly-accepted standard industry term "cross-media". Think vertical, ubiquitous. If you e-enable dynamically, you may have to actualize iteravely. Without development management, you will lack obfuscation. The 1000/60/60/24/7/365, magnetic innovative, C2C2C virally-distributed content factor is proactive. Without meticulously-planned e-businesses, schemas are forced to become strategic. Without sufficient web-readiness, functionalities are forced to become B2B2C. What does the industry jargon "supply-chains" really mean?