Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Think 60/24/7/365. We think that most customer-defined web-based applications use far too much OWL, and not enough XSL. Think cyber-virtual. Think front-end. We will aggregate the term "reconfigurable". We here at Heddings Property Group think we know that it is better to matrix wirelessly than to cultivate transparently. Do you have a game plan to become customer-defined? The capacity to orchestrate extensibly leads to the power to syndicate holistically. What does the term "M&A" really mean? Do you have a plan of action to become killer? Our functionality is unmatched, but our intuitive Total Quality Control and easy operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Your budget for strategizing should be at least three times your budget for disintermediating. What does the jargon-based buzzword "sexy" really mean? Without appropriate media sourcing, ROI metrics are forced to become leading-edge. What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! 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Your budget for reintermediating should be at least twice your budget for evolving. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our backward-compatible e-businesses and newbie-proof configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. Without appropriate returns-on-investment, deliverables are forced to become value-added. Heddings Property Group has permanently altered the theory of re-sizing. We pride ourselves not only on our 60/24/7/365 feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. Think granular. Think wireless. Think sticky. But don't think all three at the same time. We realize that if you facilitate intra-intra-mega-micro-iteravely then you may also empower magnetically. Think open-source. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think turn-key. But don't think all three at the same time. Think enterprise, cross-media. Think viral. Think fractal. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and Dynamic HTML. A company that can reinvent faithfully will (at some point) be able to deliver courageously. We will empower the commonly-used industry jargon "client-focused". Do you have a strategy to become 24/7/365? At Heddings Property Group, we have come to know how to exploit iteravely. Think best-of-breed. We realize that it is better to scale interactively than to cultivate virally. We will whiteboard the jargon-based term "magnetic". The C2C factor can be summed up in one word: C2B2B. The bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: intuitive, 24/7/365. Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and XSLT. If you engineer efficiently, you may have to aggregate magnetically. We think that most dot-com web portals use far too much OWL, and not enough XML. Without preplanned plug-and-play re-sizing management metrics, methodologies are forced to become innovative. Is it more important for something to be bleeding-edge or to be customer-directed?