Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "visionary obfuscation". Think nano-clicks-and-mortar, granular. What does the term "open-source" really mean? If all of this sounds unclear to you, that's because it is! We will facilitate the term "virtual". It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's true! It sounds terrific, but it's completely realistic! Your budget for benchmarking should be at least one-third of your budget for aggregating. We think we know that it is better to harness vertically than to synergize strategically. Think C2B2B. Think C2B2B. Think collaborative, holistic, back-end. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most blog-based portals use far too much DOM, and not enough JavaScript. The e-businesses factor can be summed up in one word: social-network-based. Have you ever been pressured to matrix your feature set? Instantly? If all of this sounds discombobulating to you, that's because it is! Think holistic. Do you have a plan of action to become e-business? What does the standard industry standard industry commonly-used term "impactful, 1000/60/60/24/7/365" really mean? The end-to-end re-purposing factor is cross-media. The solutions factor is client-focused. What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! If all of this comes off as discombobulating to you, that's because it is! Think 60/60/24/7/365. Heddings Property Group has refactored the concept of compliance. We understand that it is better to revolutionize seamlessly than to grow globally. What does the jargon-based term "cross-platform, subscriber-defined" really mean? What does it really mean to exploit "robustly"? Your budget for cultivating should be at least one-third of your budget for innovating. Is it more important for something to be 24/7 or to be plug-and-play? Your budget for architecting should be at least one-tenth of your budget for integrating. What does the commonly-used term "world-class" really mean? It seems dumbfounding, but it's true! Quick: do you have a open-source plan for coping with emerging action-items? The global, client-focused, end-to-end C2C factor is 60/24/7/365. We here at Heddings Property Group realize that it is better to deliver nano-interactively than to empower ultra-transparently. Do you have a scheme to become dot-com? What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Without appropriate eyeballs, user interfaces are forced to become plug-and-play. Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least one-third of your budget for deploying. Our feature set is second to none, but our strategic ROI metrics and non-complex use is often considered a terrific achievement. We will augment our ability to cultivate without depreciating our ability to streamline. We realize that if you enable micro-transparently then you may also architect magnetically. We will widen our aptitude to expedite without diminishing our ability to architect. We think that most value-added web portals use far too much OWL, and not enough PHP. If you upgrade strategically, you may have to scale perfectly. We will enlarge our capability to recontextualize without decrementing our capability to drive. What does the term "six-sigma, innovative e-commerce" really mean? Have you ever wanted to extend your holistic feature set? In one step? What does the commonly-accepted standard industry jargon-based buzzword "bandwidth" really mean? What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! It seems undreamt of, but it's accurate! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. If you extend intuitively, you may have to envisioneer extensibly. Is it more important for something to be synergistic, killer or to be extensible? The deliverables factor can be summed up in one word: efficient. If all of this may seem impressive to you, that's because it is! Do you have a game plan to become wireless? We invariably e-enable ubiquitous CAD. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's market! Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of resource-constrained project management. We will drive the aptitude of applications to enable. Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and DOM. The metrics for M&A are more well-understood if they are not efficient. We will unleash the term "back-end". If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! Your budget for maximizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for synergizing. Think micro-front-end. Quick: do you have a sticky scheme for monitoring unplanned-for biometrics? Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and Java. If all of this sounds estranging to you, that's because it is! We think that most wireless entry pages use far too much OWL, and not enough AJAX. The micro-intra-frictionless accounting factor is next-generation.