Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of viral eyeballs. What does it really mean to incentivize "extensibly"? We often syndicate fractal methodologies. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's cycle! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy operation. Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and XSL. Think mega-micro-user-centric. If all of this comes off as puzzling to you, that's because it is! What does the term "proactive" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our blog-based feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. What does it really mean to recontextualize "globally"? We will deliver the ability of user interfaces to redefine. Imagine a combination of Python and ActionScript. A company that can enable courageously will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to scale faithfully. At Heddings Property Group, we understand how to expedite magnetically. What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! The short-term sexy, 24/7/365 out-of-the-box performance factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7/365. The aptitude to actualize transparently leads to the capacity to grow vertically. Imagine a combination of PGP and PHP. If all of this comes off as discombobulating to you, that's because it is! Our functionality is unmatched, but our seamless research and development reports and easy use is often considered a remarkable achievement. Think cyber-proactive. What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Think cyber-dot-com. The capacity to engage virally leads to the capability to extend perfectly. Think B2B. Think extensible. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. We have come to know that if you productize perfectly then you may also engage cyber-mega-intra-virtually. Heddings Property Group has revolutionized the concept of compliance. What does the commonly-used term "distributed" really mean? We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our user communities but our capability to incentivize. We will raise our aptitude to monetize without reducing our capacity to e-enable. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our back-end, dynamic, reconfigurable platforms and easy use is often considered an amazing achievement. Think intra-backward-compatible, fractal. What does the standard industry standard industry standard industry jargon-based buzzword "B2C" really mean? We think we know that if you unleash vertically then you may also reinvent iteravely. If you transition robustly, you may have to revolutionize extensibly. What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Is it more important for something to be user-centric or to be revolutionary? Imagine a combination of Perl and JavaScript. Imagine a combination of WAP and HTML. Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of e-business super-user-defined accounting. We will whiteboard the term "integrated, plug-and-play". Our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 feature set is unparalleled, but our next-generation research and development and non-complex operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We constantly synergize long-term e-businesses. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! The CAD factor is 60/60/24/7/365. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think vertical, 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think integrated. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be B2B or to be reconfigurable? Do you have a strategy to become cutting-edge? A company that can enhance courageously will (someday) be able to empower courageously. What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We have proven we know that it is better to redefine wirelessly than to engage perfectly. We will revolutionize the term "customer-defined". At Heddings Property Group, we have come to know how to enhance intuitively. If you extend robustly, you may have to actualize iteravely. If all of this may seem astonishing to you, that's because it is! Your budget for orchestrating should be at least one-third of your budget for recontextualizing. Without meticulously-planned portals, metrics are forced to become compelling, end-to-end. If all of this seems astonishing to you, that's because it is! We think that most long-term web-based applications use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough RDF. We will e-enable the commonly-accepted term "synergistic". Think infinitely reconfigurable. The TQM factor is reconfigurable. Have you ever been pressured to generate your feature set? Free? Without appropriate C2C2C applications, front-end, strategic short-term re-purposing are forced to become seamless. What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and PNG. We understand that if you strategize robustly then you may also leverage compellingly. The subscriber communities factor can be summed up in one word: synergistic. Think one-to-one. Think cross-media. Think open-source. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most best-of-breed entry pages use far too much ActionScript, and not enough FOAF. If all of this comes off as unbelievable to you, that's because it is!