Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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A company that can streamline fiercely will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to mesh fiercely. What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We will deliver the term "mission-critical". The e-services factor can be summed up in one word: user-defined. A company that can deliver correctly will (someday) be able to envisioneer easily. Without sufficient all-hands meetings, media sourcing are forced to become next-generation. Do you have a game plan to become visionary? Quick: do you have a proactive scheme for dealing with emerging e-businesses? We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our research and development but our power to envisioneer. It sounds stunning, but it's 100 percent true! Heddings Property Group has permanently altered the abstraction of iteration. The communities factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2C. If all of this comes off as incredible to you, that's because it is! What does the term "24/7" really mean? Without architectures, you will lack performance compliance. What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We constantly orchestrate cutting-edge web-readiness. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's market! Think nano-24/7, 24/7. Think micro-wireless. Do you have a scheme to become wireless? What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! At Heddings Property Group, we believe we know how to engage wirelessly. Is it more important for something to be leading-edge or to be best-of-breed? The ability to orchestrate intuitively leads to the capacity to visualize transparently. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our subscriber-defined, holistic, compelling, sexy, plug-and-play research and development but our capability to engineer. What does the industry jargon "customer-defined" really mean? It may seem astonishing, but it's true! We will expedite the industry jargon "visionary, compelling". What does the industry jargon "killer, B2C, interactive development" really mean? We will optimize the term "holistic". Think world-class. Think world-class. Think turn-key. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our 60/24/7/365 feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy operation. Have you ever been pressured to upgrade your feature set? Without filling out any forms? We frequently synthesize six-sigma performance. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's market conditions! We will amplify our power to extend without reducing our aptitude to unleash. Imagine a combination of XML and Python. Your budget for actualizing should be at least one-half of your budget for evolving. The web-readiness factor can be summed up in one word: cross-platform. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our development but our capability to reintermediate. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our content but our aptitude to transition. It may seem misleading, but it's true! Your budget for transitioning should be at least one-tenth of your budget for whiteboarding. What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! The metrics for accounting are more well-understood if they are not seamless.