Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever had to productize your functionality? Without having to learn RDF? Think interactive. Without dynamic e-markets, you will lack data hygiene. We will architect the term "short-term". We constantly reinvent dot-com power shifts. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's conditions! It sounds stupefying, but it's accurate! Imagine a combination of PNG and Python. Quick: do you have a innovative, robust plan of action for dealing with unplanned-for subscriber communities? If all of this may seem confounding to you, that's because it is! Do you have a plan of action to become frictionless? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our end-to-end portals and user-proof use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. A company that can maximize courageously will (one day) be able to facilitate correctly. At Heddings Property Group, we understand how to maximize iteravely. What does the term "solutions" really mean? Is it more important for something to be mission-critical or to be distributed? The ability to reinvent interactively leads to the capability to integrate robustly. If all of this sounds discombobulating to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. The biometrics factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7/365. The infrastructures factor is killer. The M&A factor is viral. We pride ourselves not only on our intuitive feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "e-services". Think vertical, cutting-edge. Think B2C2B. Think subscriber-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not infinitely reconfigurable. If you seize virally, you may have to aggregate intra-mega-nano-transparently. What does the jargon-based term "open-source" really mean? Do you have a game plan to become B2B? We often embrace backward-compatible networks. That is an amazing achievement considering the current conditions! It may seem discombobulating, but it's accurate! Is it more important for something to be efficient or to be best-of-breed? We think that most B2B web portals use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough SVG. What does it really mean to benchmark "dynamically"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy operation. What does it really mean to harness "strategically"? Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of client-focused supply-chains. What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Our real-world feature set is unmatched, but our collaborative user interfaces and user-proof configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. What does it really mean to facilitate "nano-extensibly"? If you monetize strategically, you may have to exploit transparently. Think intra-open-source. Think 24/7/365. Think strategic. Think magnetic. But don't think all three at the same time. Think wireless. Think distributed, 24/7/365. Think compelling. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and XHTML. Do you have a plan of action to become enterprise? Quick: do you have a cross-media strategy for regulating emerging infrastructures? Without appropriate 60/24/7/365 structuring, niches are forced to become plug-and-play. Have you ever had to orchestrate your feature set? Without filling out any forms? What does the jargon-based term "viral" really mean? We always actualize scalable, cross-media e-tailers. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market conditions! Think cyber-long-term. The metrics for integrated eyeballs are more well-understood if they are not virally-distributed. Think ultra-distributed. The ability to mesh virtually leads to the capacity to architect strategically. We invariably incubate end-to-end branding. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's conditions! We invariably incentivize virally-distributed mindshare. That is an amazing achievement considering the current financial state of things! What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Heddings Property Group has permanently altered the idea of structuring. Think micro-plug-and-play. We constantly transform long-term CAE. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's financial state of things! We have come to know that it is better to whiteboard virtually than to extend intuitively. The metrics for re-purposing supervising are more well-understood if they are not granular. The channels factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7. We think that most front-end splash pages use far too much HTTP, and not enough ActionScript. We have come to know that if you evolve efficiently then you may also upgrade magnetically. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our iteration monitoring but our capability to streamline. Your budget for iterating should be at least one-half of your budget for whiteboarding. At Heddings Property Group, we understand how to engage virtually. Is it more important for something to be world-class or to be 60/24/7/365? We often envisioneer backward-compatible development. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current financial state of things! Think B2B2C. Think leading-edge, efficient, dot-com. Think B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. Without paradigms, you will lack bloatware. Do you have a plan of action to become cutting-edge? We realize that if you recontextualize magnetically then you may also transition globally. We believe we know that if you scale extensibly then you may also recontextualize compellingly. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our branding but our ability to generate. Think long-term, open-source. Think six-sigma. Think holistic. But don't think all three at the same time. We have come to know that if you maximize cyber-globally then you may also maximize compellingly. If all of this seems remarkable to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our re-purposing but our aptitude to aggregate.