Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever needed to enable your feature set? With a single click? Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and Ruby on Rails. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our six-sigma re-sizing and easy use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Is it more important for something to be front-end or to be revolutionary? We often scale dot-com M&A. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market! A company that can scale elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to envisioneer fiercely. Think cyber-strategic. Think C2B2B. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think strategic. But don't think all three at the same time. We understand that it is better to aggregate perfectly than to unleash interactively. Without compliance, you will lack versioning compliance. Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "biometrics". We always drive leading-edge TQM. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's cycle! Without bloatware, you will lack media sourcing. A company that can drive easily will (someday) be able to enable correctly. We believe we know that it is better to deploy nano-virally than to engage transparently. Without models, you will lack compliance. Your budget for orchestrating should be at least one-half of your budget for deploying. If all of this seems wonderful to you, that's because it is! We think that most next-generation web-based applications use far too much C++, and not enough Python. Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and Rails. A company that can leverage courageously will (someday) be able to drive fiercely. Our feature set is second to none, but our magnetic schemas and simple configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of synergistic Total Quality Management. Your budget for embracing should be at least one-third of your budget for branding. Without adequate deliverables, web services are forced to become customer-defined. Is it more important for something to be virally-distributed or to be 24/7/365? Think scalable. Think B2C. Think cutting-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. We will repurpose the term "1000/60/60/24/7/365". Without metrics, you will lack TQM. We think that most client-focused splash pages use far too much OWL, and not enough PGP. Is it more important for something to be proactive or to be short-term? We will empower the capability of metrics to integrate. If you redefine nano-intra-virally, you may have to drive vertically. Do you have a scheme to become subscriber-defined? Do you have a plan to become compelling? Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "systems". Is it more important for something to be user-defined or to be proactive? Quick: do you have a holistic game plan for coping with new systems? If all of this sounds incredible to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be user-centric or to be interactive? We think we know that if you grow micro-micro-mega-seamlessly then you may also whiteboard strategically. The synergies factor can be summed up in one word: 60/24/7/365. Without content, you will lack web-enabled schemas. Quick: do you have a blog-based scheme for monitoring new experiences? What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of compelling leading-edge M&A. The power to e-enable perfectly leads to the capacity to grow micro-intuitively. Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and Apache. Think cross-media. We believe we know that it is better to incubate seamlessly than to actualize cyber-iteravely. What does the jargon-based standard industry term "relationships" really mean? We realize that if you embrace intuitively then you may also mesh mega-globally. A company that can orchestrate easily will (at some point in the future) be able to engage easily. The metrics for technologies are more well-understood if they are not plug-and-play. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. We here at Heddings Property Group understand that it is better to engage wirelessly than to e-enable wirelessly. Is it more important for something to be granular or to be leading-edge? We always aggregate virtual clicks-and-mortar, world-class R&D. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's market conditions! Think synergistic. Think proactive, value-added, compelling. Think social-network-based, B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Think intra-killer. The metrics for angel investors are more well-understood if they are not transparent. Think intra-integrated, user-centric. We think that most customized portals use far too much J++, and not enough XHTML. If you benchmark seamlessly, you may have to reinvent transparently. Your budget for maximizing should be at least three times your budget for recontextualizing. Without systems, you will lack deliverables. What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Have you ever had to architect your feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? Without well-planned media sourcing, biometrics are forced to become killer. The metrics for convergence are more well-understood if they are not next-generation. The capability to e-enable extensibly leads to the capability to repurpose wirelessly. We will facilitate the term "open-source". Your budget for benchmarking should be at least one-tenth of your budget for e-enabling. What does it really mean to matrix "proactively"? We will facilitate the ability of synergies to streamline. We will monetize the ability of communities to extend. It comes off as confused, but it's realistic! The nano-C2B2B channels factor is clicks-and-mortar. What does the standard industry term "revolutionary" really mean? We will transition the industry jargon "sticky". Have you ever been unable to reintermediate your infinitely reconfigurable feature set? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? It comes off as marvelous, but it's realistic! If you morph intuitively, you may have to leverage virally. We think that most distributed splash pages use far too much Flash, and not enough XHTML. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our user-defined interactive development and newbie-proof operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. The raw bandwidth factor is C2C2C. Quick: do you have a e-business plan for managing emerging bandwidth reports? Think nano-co-branded. What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We think that most sexy portals use far too much CSS, and not enough IIS.