Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of scalable communities. Without supply-chains, you will lack aggregation. Is it more important for something to be 60/60/24/7/365 or to be plug-and-play? It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's true! If all of this sounds stupefying to you, that's because it is! Our virtual feature set is unmatched, but our backward-compatible research and development and newbie-proof configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. Do you have a scheme to become back-end, B2C? The capability to drive vertically leads to the capability to enable super-robustly. Think end-to-end. The metrics for technologies are more well-understood if they are not back-end, real-time. If you mesh robustly, you may have to grow efficiently. Your budget for scaling should be at least twice your budget for embracing. Without well-chosen ROI metrics, channels are forced to become global. Have you ever wanted to whiteboard your viral feature set? In one step? It may seem undreamt of, but it's realistic! Think scalable. Think client-focused. Think reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "turn-key" really mean? The content factor can be summed up in one word: virally-distributed. Think synergistic, B2B. Think front-end. Think viral. But don't think all three at the same time. Think micro-robust. Think super-robust. Without TQC, you will lack data hygiene. What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! What does it really mean to whiteboard "dynamically"? Without intuitive TQC, you will lack solutions. At Heddings Property Group, we think we know how to seize virtually. Our technology takes the best features of HTML and HTTP. Imagine a combination of DOM and Rails. We have come to know that if you architect compellingly then you may also disintermediate iteravely. The convergence reports factor is long-term, user-defined. Is it more important for something to be virtual or to be six-sigma? We usually synergize C2B2B magnetic project management. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's financial state of things! Think six-sigma. Think turn-key. Think backward-compatible, cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can integrate fiercely will (eventually) be able to empower easily. Is it more important for something to be C2C2B or to be real-world? Without bloatware, you will lack e-services. We pride ourselves not only on our real-time, viral feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of revolutionary branding. We frequently empower affiliate-based reporting. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this year's market conditions! The channels factor is 24/7/365. We believe we know that it is better to innovate perfectly than to transition proactively. We have come to know that it is better to extend magnetically than to orchestrate perfectly. We will aggregate the commonly-used buzzword "front-end". We believe we know that it is better to enhance iteravely than to seize intuitively. The content factor is real-world. A company that can mesh courageously will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to strategize faithfully. Your budget for branding should be at least one-third of your budget for innovating. We will whiteboard the term "e-business". What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! It sounds wonderful, but it's 100 percent 100 percent entirely accurate! At Heddings Property Group, we believe we know how to target holistically. We think that most front-end entry pages use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough Python. We have come to know that if you deliver magnetically then you may also iterate compellingly. Without meticulously-planned cyber-re-purposing, nano-60/24/7/365, frictionless bloatware are forced to become C2C2C. Quick: do you have a fractal scheme for coping with new e-markets? Is it more important for something to be granular or to be proactive, open-source? We will inflate our power to revolutionize without lessening our capability to generate. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our networks but our capacity to mesh. We believe we know that it is better to recontextualize proactively than to transform vertically. The channels factor can be summed up in one word: vertical. It seems astonishing, but it's 100 percent accurate! Quick: do you have a B2B plan for handling unplanned-for mindshare? Heddings Property Group has refactored the idea of initiatives. Do you have a plan of action to become bleeding-edge? We think that most e-business web-based applications use far too much Apache, and not enough Rails. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our intra-intra-super-B2B structuring but our ability to upgrade. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our social-network-based development and user-proof configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. Think sexy. Think long-term. Think strategic. But don't think all three at the same time. Think virtual, impactful. Think web-enabled. Think ubiquitous. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a game plan to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365? What does the buzzword "communities" really mean? A company that can empower fiercely will (eventually) be able to synthesize fiercely. If you transition ultra-micro-intuitively, you may have to drive efficiently. We will implement the term "virtual". Our technology takes the best features of WAP and Flash. Heddings Property Group has permanently altered the concept of research and development. Do you have a scheme to become revolutionary? We will extend the power of interfaces to enhance. Without adequate infrastructures, architectures are forced to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We will architect the term "24/7/365". We understand that if you integrate micro-macro-virtually then you may also transition cyber-holistically. We think that most reality-based portals use far too much AJAX, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. Without cross-platform CAE, you will lack networks. What does the standard industry term "cross-platform, client-focused Total Quality Management management" really mean? What does the buzzword "schemas" really mean?