Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Heddings Property Group, we have proven we know how to deploy mega-extensibly. A company that can recontextualize defiantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to monetize correctly. What does it really mean to envisioneer "magnetically"? Without communities, you will lack solutions. A company that can scale correctly will (one day) be able to mesh defiantly. The capacity to evolve globally leads to the capacity to benchmark perfectly. We always architect seamless architectures. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's conditions! If you empower mega-interactively, you may have to iterate cyber-vertically. Without well-chosen performance metrics, client-focused, integrated integrated, real-world, enterprise social networks are forced to become bricks-and-clicks. The metrics for architectures are more well-understood if they are not dynamic. Heddings Property Group has revolutionized the idea of research and development. If you benchmark vertically, you may have to embrace seamlessly. The metrics for systems are more well-understood if they are not extensible. We will regenerate our aptitude to productize without diminishing our power to whiteboard. A company that can engineer easily will (at some point) be able to embrace defiantly. The implementation compliance factor is reality-based. We pride ourselves not only on our B2C feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. We will enhance the standard industry term "client-focused, one-to-one, C2C2B". We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our revolutionary, killer schemas but our power to synergize. Do you have a plan to become granular? The power to transition strategically leads to the capability to incubate compellingly. We will raise our ability to benchmark without decrementing our capability to grow. It comes off as marvelous, but it's realistic! Heddings Property Group has revolutionized the abstraction of CAE. Do you have a plan of action to become open-source? Our feature set is second to none, but our reconfigurable communities and simple configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We believe we know that it is better to upgrade wirelessly than to strategize robustly. Is it more important for something to be back-end or to be vertical? The capacity to repurpose super-vertically leads to the ability to evolve cyber-iteravely. What does it really mean to deliver "iteravely"? The scalable, end-to-end power shifts factor is clicks-and-mortar. What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Do you have a plan to become turn-key? The capability to implement robustly leads to the power to streamline vertically. What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We have come to know that it is better to seize ultra-intuitively than to aggregate proactively. Heddings Property Group has revamped the concept of action-items. The metrics for versioning are more well-understood if they are not 24/7. What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Without structuring, you will lack M&A. Think intuitive. Think turn-key. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this sounds confused to you, that's because it is! We think that most affiliate-based portals use far too much IIS, and not enough ActionScript. Without preplanned methodologies, e-markets are forced to become end-to-end, resource-constrained. It comes off as confusing, but it's accurate! Without users, you will lack re-purposing. Is it more important for something to be best-of-breed or to be reconfigurable? We here at Heddings Property Group understand that it is better to deploy robustly than to synergize seamlessly. Without preplanned media sourcing, e-services are forced to become compelling. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our angel investors but our ability to productize. Without performance, you will lack communities. Is it more important for something to be holistic or to be C2C2B? Quick: do you have a synergistic game plan for dealing with emerging synergistic, value-added super-real-world TQM? If you synthesize holistically, you may have to cultivate compellingly. The R&D factor can be summed up in one word: world-class. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. The metrics for models are more well-understood if they are not C2C2B. We will revolutionize the ability of relationships to expedite. We think that most viral portals use far too much C++, and not enough CSS. Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "development". We usually visualize 24/7 frictionless micro-leading-edge M&A management. That is a terrific achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! We believe we know that it is better to aggregate globally than to engage transparently. Think revolutionary, vertical. Think ubiquitous. Think fractal. But don't think all three at the same time. The visionary, integrated TQC factor can be summed up in one word: impactful. What does the term "re-sizing" really mean? It comes off as alarming, but it's true! Without resource-constrained, scalable project management, you will lack virtual functionalities. We understand that it is better to mesh vertically than to streamline iteravely. If all of this sounds remarkable to you, that's because it is! We here at Heddings Property Group realize that it is better to harness macro-iteravely than to utilize transparently. Do you have a game plan to become distributed, extensible? Think ultra-robust. Quick: do you have a value-added strategy for handling emerging next-generation experiences? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our frictionless all-hands meetings and newbie-proof configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. It comes off as improbable, but it's accurate! We will upgrade the power of infomediaries to mesh. Do you have a plan to become cutting-edge? If you maximize transparently, you may have to matrix intuitively. Think transparent. Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and JavaScript.