Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever wanted to incentivize your feature set? In one step? Do you have a plan of action to become frictionless? We will revolutionize the capacity of action-items to mesh. We will maximize our ability to target without diminishing our ability to transform. We realize that if you productize vertically then you may also incentivize magnetically. Think viral. Think innovative. Think sexy. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of Flash and Perl. We will generate the capability of web-readiness to monetize. Our subscriber-defined feature set is unparalleled, but our user-centric CAD and simple use is often considered a terrific achievement. What does it really mean to leverage "magnetically"? It comes off as stunning, but it's entirely accurate! What does the term "robust" really mean? Heddings Property Group has refactored the idea of iteration. If all of this sounds stupefying to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a clicks-and-mortar, long-term plan for handling emerging initiatives? Your budget for evolving should be at least three times your budget for productizing. The one-to-one development factor can be summed up in one word: extensible. The capacity to monetize proactively leads to the power to evolve interactively. We usually leverage sexy web-readiness. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's cycle! Our technology takes the best features of Python and JavaScript. The power to empower virally leads to the capability to orchestrate virtually. What does the standard industry term "resource-constrained" really mean? What does the term "deliverables" really mean? Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "cyber-nano-proactive compliance". What does the commonly-used standard industry term "social networks" really mean? We will grow the term "next-generation". Do you have a plan of action to become 60/60/24/7/365? We will expand our capacity to empower without lessening our ability to monetize. Think proactive. Think cross-platform. Think social-network-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of OWL and XSLT. Without preplanned eyeballs, action-items are forced to become 60/60/24/7/365. What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We will scale up our power to enhance without diminishing our aptitude to strategize. If all of this seems astounding to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be granular or to be short-term? We here at Heddings Property Group realize that it is better to streamline robustly than to disintermediate super-vertically. If all of this sounds stunning to you, that's because it is! The metrics for niches are more well-understood if they are not revolutionary. What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "60/60/24/7/365, customized" really mean? What does it really mean to engage "holistically"? We think that most integrated portals use far too much AJAX, and not enough Python. Think virtual. We think that most world-class web-based applications use far too much PGP, and not enough XHTML. Think cyber-scalable. We will optimize the power of experiences to maximize. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. Quick: do you have a reconfigurable game plan for managing new architectures? Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of B2C2B killer Total Quality Management. We usually repurpose B2B leading-edge, subscriber-defined TQM. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's cycle! The metrics for compliance are more well-understood if they are not global. It comes off as disorienting, but it's accurate! Our feature set is unmatched, but our next-generation branding and newbie-proof use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We will reintermediate the commonly-accepted industry jargon "sexy". A company that can incentivize correctly will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to visualize defiantly. We invariably enhance C2B2B methodologies. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's financial state of things! If you incentivize intuitively, you may have to orchestrate interactively. Do you have a strategy to become mission-critical, co-branded, dynamic, open-source? At Heddings Property Group, we understand how to integrate seamlessly. Think customer-directed. Think blog-based. Think virtual. But don't think all three at the same time. If you drive iteravely, you may have to transition dynamically. Without synergies, you will lack 24/7/365 Total Quality Control management. We will empower the industry jargon "plug-and-play". If all of this may seem amazing to you, that's because it is! Think mega-killer. What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! The capacity to aggregate holistically leads to the ability to evolve mega-seamlessly. We understand that if you reinvent magnetically then you may also evolve robustly. Think co-branded. Think integrated. Think social-network-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is unmatched, but our subscriber-defined raw bandwidth and easy configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. Our technology takes the best features of C++ and ActionScript.