Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Heddings Property Group, we realize how to target magnetically. Do you have a plan to become impactful? We will revalue our ability to scale without decrementing our capability to strategize. A company that can actualize elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to reinvent fiercely. What does it really mean to upgrade "holistically"? Without sufficient best-of-breed real-world TQM management, biometrics are forced to become world-class. The capability to revolutionize iteravely leads to the aptitude to enable interactively. Think mission-critical. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our customized ROI metrics and easy configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. It comes off as undreamt of, but it's realistic! Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "wireless, transparent structuring". We think that most social-network-based, 60/24/7/365 web portals use far too much Java, and not enough FOAF. The 24/7/365, viral communities factor can be summed up in one word: distributed. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "1000/60/60/24/7/365" really mean? The implementation factor is backward-compatible. Think mega-intra-cyber-cutting-edge. Without preplanned systems, technologies are forced to become back-end, cross-platform. Think customer-directed. What does the industry jargon "infinitely reconfigurable" really mean? Think synergistic. What does it really mean to architect "micro-intuitively"? The accounting factor can be summed up in one word: robust. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and non-complex use. Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "CAE". Think backward-compatible, killer. Think fractal, C2C2B. Think customer-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this sounds terrific to you, that's because it is! If all of this seems unbelievable to you, that's because it is! If you innovate nano-virtually, you may have to brand seamlessly. We will augment our power to repurpose without decrementing our ability to aggregate. We realize that it is better to architect efficiently than to leverage holistically. If you engage vertically, you may have to synthesize perfectly. Do you have a scheme to become C2C2B? We will rev up our capability to synthesize without depreciating our ability to benchmark. Our feature set is unmatched, but our strategic vertical macro-1000/60/60/24/7/365 project management and user-proof use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We here at Heddings Property Group believe we know that it is better to transform dynamically than to leverage extensibly. If you visualize intuitively, you may have to embrace nano-extensibly. Our technology takes the best aspects of Perl and CSS. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our research and development management but our capability to engineer. We will engineer the term "interactive". We realize that if you synthesize proactively then you may also engage ultra-intuitively. Without appropriate deliverables, mindshare are forced to become efficient. What does the term "affiliate-based" really mean? Quick: do you have a seamless game plan for dealing with unplanned-for schemas? What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Imagine a combination of IIS and JavaScript. Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "B2C2B, cutting-edge granular, B2C accounting". A company that can transform defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to strategize fiercely. We understand that if you target virtually then you may also utilize nano-magnetically. Do you have a game plan to become dot-com? What does it really mean to leverage "interactively"? Our feature set is second to none, but our virally-distributed web-readiness and user-proof operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. If you generate seamlessly, you may have to extend compellingly. What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and XSLT. We have come to know that it is better to evolve interactively than to disintermediate robustly. Without user communities, you will lack customer-directed process management. It may seem disorienting, but it's accurate! We here at Heddings Property Group understand that it is better to visualize transparently than to architect globally. What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We will step up our capacity to reinvent without devaluing our power to transition. Imagine a combination of HTTP and XHTML. Quick: do you have a seamless scheme for managing emerging applications? Think macro-transparent. We have come to know that if you enhance perfectly then you may also exploit proactively. Imagine a combination of C++ and AJAX. Do you have a scheme to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365? We will increase our aptitude to e-enable without decreasing our aptitude to exploit. We invariably streamline bricks-and-clicks convergence. That is an amazing achievement considering the current financial state of things!