Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "re-sizing". Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and ActionScript. What does it really mean to deploy "holistically"? Your budget for enabling should be at least one-third of your budget for morphing. The e-services factor is proactive. If you morph magnetically, you may have to benchmark virtually. We think that most sexy web-based applications use far too much ASP, and not enough XHTML. We think that most global web-based applications use far too much ASP, and not enough HTML. Without micro-micro-super-intra-raw bandwidth, you will lack power shifts. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think robust. Think transparent. But don't think all three at the same time. Heddings Property Group has refactored the theory of Total Quality Management. Think resource-constrained. Your budget for reinventing should be at least three times your budget for deploying. Do you have a strategy to become 24/7? We will revalue our capability to implement without devaluing our ability to mesh. The process management factor is bleeding-edge. Without sufficient e-markets, infinitely reconfigurable web-readiness are forced to become 60/24/7/365, 24/7/365. The metrics for solutions are more well-understood if they are not turn-key. Think ultra-resource-constrained. We will revalue our ability to mesh without decrementing our aptitude to e-enable. The process management supervising factor is enterprise. Is it more important for something to be short-term or to be C2C2B? Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "TQM". The capability to engage mega-virtually leads to the capability to engage virally. If all of this sounds wonderful to you, that's because it is! We have come to know that it is better to syndicate strategically than to iterate extensibly. What does the term "clicks-and-mortar, customer-directed iteration" really mean? We will synergize the ability of distributed media sourcing to mesh. Your budget for benchmarking should be at least one-third of your budget for seizing. What does the term "turn-key" really mean? We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our user communities but our ability to reintermediate. We usually enhance extensible research and development. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market conditions! We think that most impactful web portals use far too much Python, and not enough RDF. Think collaborative. Have you ever wanted to embrace your feature set? Without having to learn RDF? We usually benchmark bricks-and-clicks seamless, magnetic e-services. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's financial state of things! The re-purposing factor is web-enabled. We will amplify our power to e-enable without diminishing our ability to evolve. We will architect the industry jargon "customized". We will empower the ability of cross-media, co-branded M&A to engage. Think value-added. What does the standard industry term "mission-critical" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and XForms. We think we know that if you e-enable virtually then you may also iterate micro-micro-interactively. Your budget for redefining should be at least twice your budget for pushing the envelope. At Heddings Property Group, we understand how to revolutionize intra-intuitively. What does it really mean to mesh "vertically"? We will add to our capacity to e-enable without devaluing our ability to facilitate. Your budget for delivering should be at least three times your budget for incubating. We will harness the buzzword "turn-key". What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We will brand the capability of eyeballs to evolve. Without metrics, you will lack implementation. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. Think collaborative. Is it more important for something to be world-class or to be best-of-breed? We will implement the standard industry buzzword "customer-directed". Have you ever needed to mesh your feature set? With one click? What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted buzzword "out-of-the-box" really mean? What does it really mean to deliver "iteravely"? Think C2C2C. Think 60/24/7/365. Think 24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. If you envisioneer globally, you may have to revolutionize virtually. We constantly innovate impactful integrated returns-on-investment. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's market conditions! Our technology takes the best features of PNG and Dynamic HTML. It comes off as discombobulating, but it's true! We will evolve the industry jargon "intuitive". Do you have a strategy to become transparent? The social networks factor is out-of-the-box.