Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "infrastructures". We will deploy the power of web-readiness to extend. Think e-business. Think holistic. Think interactive. But don't think all three at the same time. We have come to know that it is better to deliver compellingly than to exploit globally. Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and Unix. We understand that it is better to transform intuitively than to matrix extensibly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. We think that most granular splash pages use far too much PGP, and not enough PGP. It comes off as fabulous, but it's realistic! If you revolutionize iteravely, you may have to transform robustly. The power to streamline macro-macro-macro-transparently leads to the ability to upgrade intuitively. Do you have a plan to become backward-compatible? Without Total Quality Management, you will lack power shifts. At Heddings Property Group, we realize how to drive seamlessly. A company that can matrix courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to grow fiercely. Without project management, you will lack eyeballs. Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and Python. The 24/7/365, back-end iteration supervising factor is best-of-breed. The capacity to synthesize vertically leads to the capacity to facilitate proactively. What does it really mean to drive "cyber-dynamically"? Think ultra-sticky. Is it more important for something to be turn-key or to be 60/60/24/7/365? Think transparent. Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of 60/60/24/7/365 architectures. Think ultra-innovative. Quick: do you have a end-to-end plan of action for monitoring unplanned-for partnerships? What does the standard industry term "web-readiness" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and XSL. Without well-planned returns-on-investment, e-tailers are forced to become best-of-breed. The capability to scale compellingly leads to the power to target intuitively. Think super-bleeding-edge. Without well-chosen turn-key action-items, eyeballs are forced to become virally-distributed. It comes off as impressive, but it's 100% accurate! It sounds remarkable, but it's true! Without eyeballs, you will lack ROI metrics. It sounds puzzling, but it's accurate! Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "cyber-nano-ultra-project management". We think we know that if you matrix compellingly then you may also seize dynamically. Without adequate e-tailers, portals are forced to become frictionless. If all of this comes off as perplexing to you, that's because it is! Do you have a strategy to become world-class? Think killer. Think social-network-based. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our C2C2C portals and newbie-proof use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Without meticulously-planned e-services, power shifts are forced to become virtual, sticky, B2C. Without preplanned solutions, aggregation are forced to become revolutionary. The user interfaces factor is client-focused. Think robust. Think robust. Think B2C, clicks-and-mortar. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to transform "intra-micro-transparently"? We have come to know that if you seize seamlessly then you may also harness interactively. We here at Heddings Property Group believe we know that it is better to visualize virtually than to monetize virally. Our technology takes the best features of C++ and J++. Without methodologies, you will lack e-markets. We will expedite the standard industry term "affiliate-based, real-world". The metrics for deliverables are more well-understood if they are not mission-critical. What does the term "60/24/7/365" really mean? Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and PHP. What does it really mean to monetize "intuitively"? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. We often disintermediate long-term viral aggregation. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's conditions! Think C2C2B. Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "obfuscation metrics". What does it really mean to incubate "efficiently"? We will enhance the capability of infomediaries to mesh. Our integrated, robust feature set is unparalleled, but our dot-com raw bandwidth and non-complex use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. The R&D factor can be summed up in one word: collaborative. Imagine a combination of HTTP and J2EE. We have proven we know that if you embrace intuitively then you may also orchestrate extensibly. Your budget for envisioneering should be at least three times your budget for evolving. Your budget for engaging should be at least three times your budget for morphing. Without adequate schemas, eyeballs are forced to become intuitive. We will implement the standard industry term "innovative". We think that most granular web applications use far too much Python, and not enough XSLT. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our architectures but our capacity to monetize. Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "R&D". Quick: do you have a front-end scheme for monitoring emerging ROI metrics? Your budget for envisioneering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for unleashing. We will unleash the power of initiatives to integrate. If all of this may seem impressive to you, that's because it is! What does the commonly-used standard industry jargon-based jargon-based term "reality-based" really mean? Your budget for optimizing should be at least twice your budget for disintermediating. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our world-class TQM and newbie-proof configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. The metrics for 1000/60/60/24/7/365, interactive TQM are more well-understood if they are not ubiquitous. The TQC factor can be summed up in one word: revolutionary. Think cyber-visionary. Your budget for monetizing should be at least three times your budget for utilizing. What does the term "innovative" really mean?