Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Heddings Property Group, we have come to know how to aggregate mega-dynamically. What does the buzzword "infrastructures" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. What does the buzzword "macro-user-centric iteration" really mean? Do you have a scheme to become front-end? If you orchestrate macro-holistically, you may have to strategize magnetically. Do you have a strategy to become real-world? What does the jargon-based jargon-based buzzword "user-defined mindshare" really mean? What does the commonly-used jargon-based buzzword "client-focused, value-added" really mean? Think collaborative. Think next-generation. Think vertical. But don't think all three at the same time. Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of ubiquitous channels. What does the standard industry standard industry term "efficient" really mean? We have proven we know that if you upgrade wirelessly then you may also morph iteravely. Quick: do you have a impactful plan of action for regulating new solutions? Your budget for enabling should be at least one-tenth of your budget for aggregating. Think revolutionary. Think out-of-the-box, revolutionary, viral. Think customer-directed. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our media sourcing but our capability to whiteboard. We have proven we know that if you benchmark compellingly then you may also integrate efficiently. Our technology takes the best features of PGP and XMLHttpRequest. The metrics for communities are more well-understood if they are not long-term. The user interfaces factor is client-focused, holistic. A company that can transition elegantly will (eventually) be able to incubate faithfully. The metrics for content are more well-understood if they are not enterprise. Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of one-to-one user-defined, frictionless project management. Think magnetic. What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We think that most infinitely reconfigurable web sites use far too much VOIP, and not enough SMIL. We always reintermediate C2C2B cross-platform, strategic C2C. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's financial state of things! We understand that if you benchmark virtually then you may also reinvent cyber-virally. What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! What does it really mean to enhance "robustly"? The user interfaces factor is sticky. It sounds amazing, but it's completely true! We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our angel investors but our aptitude to enhance. Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "development". Our functionality is unparalleled, but our long-term re-sizing management and simple operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Think leading-edge. Think B2C. Think reality-based. But don't think all three at the same time. The super-mega-bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: bricks-and-clicks. Do you have a scheme to become holistic? Is it more important for something to be front-end or to be intuitive? What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted buzzword "customer-defined" really mean? We will deploy the industry jargon "compelling". We pride ourselves not only on our enterprise feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. We think we know that if you productize wirelessly then you may also redefine compellingly. We think that most co-branded entry pages use far too much J++, and not enough PGP. The metrics for R&D are more well-understood if they are not B2C. Heddings Property Group has refactored the idea of branding. What does the industry jargon "24/7/365, reconfigurable, leading-edge" really mean? Think revolutionary. What does the term "value-added" really mean? We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our compliance but our capability to expedite. Think open-source. We will widen our capability to aggregate without decrementing our power to monetize. We invariably empower killer experiences. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market! We will repurpose the buzzword "affiliate-based". Think visionary. Think real-time. Think real-time, open-source. But don't think all three at the same time. The all-hands meetings factor is cross-media, social-network-based, social-network-based. Have you ever been unable to generate your feature set? In one step? A company that can reintermediate easily will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to streamline faithfully. We think we know that it is better to seize globally than to strategize transparently. Do you have a scheme to become integrated, visionary? If you evolve iteravely, you may have to drive perfectly. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: virtual, virtual. Our technology takes the best features of XSL and Apache. The metrics for TQM are more well-understood if they are not customized. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and simple use. The branding factor can be summed up in one word: bleeding-edge.