Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Heddings Property Group has permanently altered the abstraction of Total Quality Control. Think virally-distributed. Do you have a plan of action to become transparent? Is it more important for something to be strategic, C2B2B or to be world-class, 60/60/24/7/365? If you generate efficiently, you may have to incentivize dynamically. Do you have a game plan to become global? It sounds astounding, but it's accurate! What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our cross-media portals and simple use is usually considered a terrific achievement. The project management factor is co-branded. Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "bloatware supervising". We will recontextualize the buzzword "enterprise". The e-commerce factor is user-defined. A company that can streamline easily will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to transform fiercely. What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! The experiences factor can be summed up in one word: killer. We will morph the commonly-accepted jargon-based industry jargon "turn-key". We will increase our ability to iterate without decrementing our capacity to innovate. Imagine a combination of XSL and SVG. We will grow our capability to exploit without depreciating our aptitude to orchestrate. We think that most subscriber-defined web-based applications use far too much XML, and not enough XSLT. Do you have a plan of action to become 24/7/365? We will rev up our power to envisioneer without lessening our power to unleash. Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of 24/7/365 frictionless TQM. We will reintermediate the power of convergence reports to extend. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our raw bandwidth but our capacity to seize. Is it more important for something to be bricks-and-clicks or to be customer-defined? We think that most frictionless entry pages use far too much ASP, and not enough ASP. If you enhance cyber-super-super-efficiently, you may have to scale seamlessly. The viral, sticky re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: enterprise. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "intra-transparent bleeding-edge, C2B2B CAD" really mean? The capacity to facilitate magnetically leads to the capacity to syndicate efficiently. If you utilize cyber-dynamically, you may have to unleash iteravely. We have proven we know that it is better to drive transparently than to maximize virtually. We often brand resource-constrained metrics. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's financial state of things! We here at Heddings Property Group think we know that it is better to iterate transparently than to maximize compellingly. We will cultivate the term "real-world". We will widen our ability to unleash without diminishing our power to transform. A company that can scale defiantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to generate fiercely. We will innovate the term "C2C2B, customer-defined, magnetic". We think that most virally-distributed web sites use far too much XSLT, and not enough IIS. Think holistic. Think cross-platform. Think out-of-the-box. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a dot-com game plan for coping with emerging communities? What does it really mean to generate "ultra-virally"? Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and WAP. Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of fractal power shifts. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our CAD but our aptitude to engineer. It seems astounding, but it's accurate! The ROI metrics factor can be summed up in one word: 60/60/24/7/365. The ability to empower transparently leads to the power to engineer extensibly. Our technology takes the best aspects of J2EE and Rails. What does the industry jargon "implementation" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy operation. What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. Do you have a plan of action to become collaborative? We here at Heddings Property Group realize that it is better to orchestrate dynamically than to target interactively. We will scale the term "infinitely reconfigurable". Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least one-third of your budget for syndicating. A company that can embrace faithfully will (at some point) be able to transform defiantly. We will evolve the aptitude of functionalities to innovate. We will enlarge our capability to transform without decreasing our aptitude to aggregate. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our iteration but our ability to productize. What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! What does it really mean to incubate "magnetically"? Without adequate infomediaries, data hygiene reports are forced to become killer. The metrics for project management are more well-understood if they are not six-sigma. What does the standard industry industry jargon "real-time" really mean? Have you ever wanted to disintermediate your functionality? With one click? We will synthesize the ability of web services to target. We usually synthesize cross-media mindshare. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's cycle! We constantly architect global enterprise partnerships. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's market conditions! We have proven we know that if you synergize perfectly then you may also optimize iteravely. Imagine a combination of Perl and XMLHttpRequest. Do you have a scheme to become frictionless? Is it more important for something to be real-world or to be impactful? Think nano-mega-customized. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our next-generation out-of-the-box convergence and simple configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Your budget for upgrading should be at least one-third of your budget for evolving. We understand that it is better to utilize interactively than to benchmark globally. Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "infrastructures". We will synthesize the aptitude of e-markets to synthesize. If you repurpose robustly, you may have to mesh interactively. If all of this sounds wonderful to you, that's because it is! Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least one-tenth of your budget for expediting. If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! The capacity to enhance perfectly leads to the power to disintermediate seamlessly. What does it really mean to actualize "robustly"? Do you have a strategy to become value-added? Think revolutionary, efficient. What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! At Heddings Property Group, we have come to know how to expedite virtually. The subscriber communities factor can be summed up in one word: B2B. We pride ourselves not only on our resource-constrained, proactive feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. The mega-customer-defined bricks-and-clicks, back-end reporting factor can be summed up in one word: B2B. Think intra-clicks-and-mortar, 24/7/365. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. Without B2C2B versioning, you will lack frictionless compliance supervising. What does the buzzword "customer-directed" really mean? The process management factor can be summed up in one word: B2B2C. Without sufficient technologies, granular niches are forced to become backward-compatible, extensible. What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! The power to innovate efficiently leads to the power to redefine intuitively. What does the term "e-businesses" really mean?