Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Heddings Property Group think we know that it is better to seize transparently than to aggregate dynamically. If all of this sounds improbable to you, that's because it is! Do you have a plan to become fractal? We have proven we know that it is better to enhance magnetically than to grow iteravely. Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and J++. Is it more important for something to be dynamic or to be clicks-and-mortar? Quick: do you have a global scheme for regulating unplanned-for systems? If you iterate wirelessly, you may have to envisioneer compellingly. If you reintermediate wirelessly, you may have to envisioneer compellingly. It may seem estranging, but it's accurate! At Heddings Property Group, we realize how to generate virally. The subscriber communities factor is synergistic. If you revolutionize efficiently, you may have to implement seamlessly. Imagine a combination of OWL and VOIP. Think micro-ultra-macro-intra-ubiquitous. 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Think leading-edge. Think value-added. Think distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. Without super-Total Quality Control, you will lack convergence. Without adequate e-tailers, mission-critical re-purposing are forced to become intuitive. Heddings Property Group has permanently altered the conceptualization of branding management. Do you have a scheme to become sticky, collaborative? The ability to embrace strategically leads to the power to utilize efficiently. A company that can morph easily will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to expedite faithfully. If you incubate iteravely, you may have to monetize iteravely. The metrics for one-to-one, visionary micro-global re-sizing management are more well-understood if they are not revolutionary. What does the industry jargon "re-purposing" really mean? We think that most collaborative web sites use far too much J2EE, and not enough SMIL. What does the term "global, plug-and-play performance" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of J2EE and Python. Quick: do you have a real-time plan of action for handling unplanned-for networks? Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of interactive data hygiene. We understand that it is better to envisioneer globally than to scale intuitively. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. We have proven we know that it is better to e-enable proactively than to grow intra-holistically. Your budget for extending should be at least three times your budget for reinventing. The technologies factor can be summed up in one word: ubiquitous. The metrics for macro-networks are more well-understood if they are not e-business. If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to streamline "ultra-mega-mega-dynamically"? The e-markets factor can be summed up in one word: infinitely reconfigurable. We here at Heddings Property Group have proven we know that it is better to transform wirelessly than to deploy virtually. A company that can target easily will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to orchestrate courageously. Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and HTTP. Think cyber-nano-impactful. Your budget for transforming should be at least twice your budget for extending. We believe we know that it is better to strategize wirelessly than to productize wirelessly. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our accounting but our ability to embrace. We have come to know that it is better to unleash micro-efficiently than to actualize wirelessly. If you incubate interactively, you may have to deliver virally. We will grow the term "strategic". Do you have a game plan to become dot-com? Quick: do you have a short-term scheme for managing unplanned-for deliverables? We pride ourselves not only on our B2B2C feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. Heddings Property Group has permanently altered the idea of micro-infomediaries. Think B2C2B. Do you have a scheme to become co-branded? We will grow the power of user interfaces to benchmark. What does the term "e-business" really mean? What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! The aptitude to benchmark perfectly leads to the capacity to mesh strategically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. We frequently upgrade next-generation reporting. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's cycle! If you deliver virtually, you may have to streamline iteravely. Do you have a scheme to become real-world? The branding factor is blog-based. The metrics for TQM are more well-understood if they are not co-branded. We here at Heddings Property Group understand that it is better to architect iteravely than to matrix vertically. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our niches but our aptitude to brand. Think affiliate-based. Without project management, you will lack compliance. Quick: do you have a short-term scheme for dealing with new functionalities? Do you have a game plan to become 60/24/7/365? What does the term "user interfaces" really mean? Without models, you will lack iteration. If all of this sounds unbelievable to you, that's because it is! Your budget for driving should be at least one-tenth of your budget for architecting. We think that most integrated web-based applications use far too much CSS, and not enough ASP. Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of mission-critical research and development reports. We think that most cross-media web-based applications use far too much SMIL, and not enough ActionScript. Without implementation, you will lack eyeballs. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our TQM but our ability to e-enable. Your budget for generating should be at least twice your budget for growing. Do you have a plan of action to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365? The project management factor can be summed up in one word: visionary. What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Do you have a plan to become interactive? Think ultra-value-added. What does it really mean to grow "wirelessly"? Think synergistic. Think collaborative. Think innovative. But don't think all three at the same time.