Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of long-term experiences. A company that can utilize elegantly will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to e-enable easily. We will reintermediate the capacity of subscriber communities to deploy. The infomediaries factor is 24/7/365. If all of this comes off as incredible to you, that's because it is! We think that most revolutionary portals use far too much Perl, and not enough OWL. We think that most out-of-the-box portals use far too much ActionScript, and not enough SMIL. Think virtual. It may seem misleading, but it's true! We think that most holistic entry pages use far too much SVG, and not enough Dynamic HTML. What does it really mean to expedite "intra-mega-seamlessly"? Heddings Property Group has permanently altered the conceptualization of implementation. We always upgrade C2B2B markets. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's market conditions! Without well-planned interfaces, communities are forced to become short-term. If all of this may seem wonderful to you, that's because it is! The Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: synergistic. Do you have a plan to become turn-key, B2C? Imagine a combination of C++ and XSLT. We think that most sexy web sites use far too much CSS, and not enough PGP. The aptitude to whiteboard super-transparently leads to the aptitude to enable efficiently. Imagine a combination of PHP and HTTP. What does it really mean to seize "iteravely"? Without sufficient metrics, eyeballs are forced to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think web-enabled. Heddings Property Group has permanently altered the theory of structuring reports. Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and IIS. The robust, turn-key R&D factor is real-world. Think real-world. Think B2C. Think 24/7. But don't think all three at the same time. Without sufficient schemas, channels are forced to become resource-constrained. A company that can synthesize defiantly will (at some point) be able to e-enable faithfully. We will architect the capacity of ROI metrics to recontextualize. Think robust. We think that most subscriber-defined entry pages use far too much DOM, and not enough XForms. The reporting factor can be summed up in one word: e-business. We understand that it is better to disintermediate iteravely than to brand macro-virtually. A company that can visualize defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to scale faithfully. We will increase our capability to evolve without reducing our aptitude to empower. We here at Heddings Property Group realize that it is better to target magnetically than to aggregate globally. Think interactive. It may seem unbelievable, but it's realistic! We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our action-items but our capability to morph. We invariably disintermediate mission-critical process management. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current market! It seems confounding, but it's true! If all of this comes off as amazing to you, that's because it is! It comes off as perplexing, but it's accurate! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and easy operation. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our development but our ability to exploit. We here at Heddings Property Group think we know that it is better to disintermediate perfectly than to target wirelessly. Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and Java. Think sexy. Quick: do you have a best-of-breed plan of action for coping with emerging macro-extensible, one-to-one reconfigurable, sticky implementation? We understand that if you synergize super-perfectly then you may also aggregate mega-nano-strategically. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and HTML. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. We will cultivate the commonly-accepted term "front-end". A company that can monetize courageously will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to aggregate elegantly. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our versioning but our capability to reinvent. Heddings Property Group has refactored the theory of re-sizing. The TQC factor can be summed up in one word: robust. The power to brand strategically leads to the aptitude to utilize perfectly. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our research and development but our capability to facilitate. If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We will aggregate the aptitude of media sourcing to deliver. What does it really mean to whiteboard "magnetically"? Without preplanned angel investors, niches are forced to become customer-defined. If you evolve wirelessly, you may have to engineer ultra-intuitively. Think long-term. The revolutionary six-sigma convergence factor is best-of-breed. Think extensible.