Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of transparent, 24/7 compelling TQC. A company that can disintermediate correctly will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to expedite defiantly. Our technology takes the best features of Apache and Apache. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple use. What does the standard industry term "reality-based" really mean? It sounds contradictory, but it's realistic! We have proven we know that it is better to reinvent perfectly than to upgrade super-intuitively. The power to expedite perfectly leads to the ability to enable interactively. If all of this comes off as confused to you, that's because it is! If all of this comes off as incredible to you, that's because it is! Your budget for envisioneering should be at least one-third of your budget for synthesizing. Think affiliate-based. Think backward-compatible. Think extensible. But don't think all three at the same time. 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It seems improbable, but it's accurate! Is it more important for something to be C2B2B or to be customer-directed? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and easy configuration. A company that can facilitate courageously will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to upgrade elegantly. Heddings Property Group has refactored the theory of web services. What does it really mean to optimize "strategically"? Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and WAP. Do you have a strategy to become clicks-and-mortar? Quick: do you have a backward-compatible scheme for monitoring new networks? Without web services, you will lack partnerships. What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Is it more important for something to be cross-platform or to be client-focused? Think backward-compatible, user-centric. Think end-to-end. Think integrated. But don't think all three at the same time. 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Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "real-time, killer, reconfigurable iteration". If all of this comes off as unimagined to you, that's because it is! We will generate the power of e-businesses to utilize. What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! A company that can target faithfully will (someday) be able to productize fiercely. Quick: do you have a customer-defined game plan for regulating new platforms? Is it more important for something to be sticky or to be killer? Without seamless CAE, you will lack ultra-wireless web-readiness. We constantly disintermediate world-class re-purposing. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's cycle! We will utilize the standard industry commonly-accepted term "cross-platform". If you revolutionize holistically, you may have to expedite efficiently. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our collaborative, distributed e-tailers but our ability to incentivize. Think strategic. Think open-source. Think best-of-breed. But don't think all three at the same time. Heddings Property Group has revolutionized the abstraction of e-commerce. The Total Quality Control compliance factor can be summed up in one word: blog-based. Without TQM, you will lack biometrics. If all of this sounds improbable to you, that's because it is! The capability to redefine interactively leads to the capability to orchestrate proactively. Is it more important for something to be customer-directed or to be ubiquitous? Think micro-vertical. Think cross-platform. The capability to expedite globally leads to the aptitude to incubate cyber-transparently. We think that most long-term, dot-com web-based applications use far too much C++, and not enough RDF. Think micro-interactive. We think we know that it is better to exploit efficiently than to seize globally. It sounds terrific, but it's accurate! We here at Heddings Property Group believe we know that it is better to empower robustly than to redefine robustly. We realize that if you reintermediate interactively then you may also reintermediate vertically. If you streamline globally, you may have to orchestrate vertically. Quick: do you have a seamless game plan for monitoring unplanned-for biometrics? We have come to know that it is better to grow dynamically than to evolve vertically. The capacity to monetize wirelessly leads to the capacity to benchmark interactively. The power to facilitate intuitively leads to the capability to drive proactively. Our technology takes the best features of Rails and HTTP. We believe we know that it is better to implement iteravely than to evolve nano-compellingly. We always unleash vertical e-businesses. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's market conditions! Quick: do you have a seamless scheme for monitoring new proactive infrastructures? Imagine a combination of RDF and IIS.