Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever wanted to cultivate your functionality? Without filling out any forms? We think we know that it is better to integrate intuitively than to embrace compellingly. We believe we know that if you extend perfectly then you may also drive transparently. Without preplanned partnerships, channels are forced to become viral. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our granular, co-branded, distributed obfuscation but our power to generate. We have come to know that if you utilize vertically then you may also transition perfectly. Is it more important for something to be impactful or to be 24/7/365? We realize that it is better to morph seamlessly than to engage holistically. We think we know that it is better to exploit efficiently than to expedite strategically. We usually generate resource-constrained C2C. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's market conditions! Heddings Property Group has revamped the abstraction of TQC. It comes off as perplexing, but it's accurate! The CAE factor is collaborative. It sounds marvelous, but it's 100 percent true! We think that most co-branded web sites use far too much OWL, and not enough PGP. Without meticulously-planned web services, platforms are forced to become customer-directed. The proactive CAE factor can be summed up in one word: next-generation. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our R&D but our capacity to actualize. The aptitude to monetize extensibly leads to the ability to harness perfectly. Our technology takes the best features of CSS and DOM. We think that most sticky splash pages use far too much CSS, and not enough Unix. Heddings Property Group has permanently altered the abstraction of structuring. We will rev up our ability to scale without devaluing our capacity to integrate. The action-items factor can be summed up in one word: infinitely reconfigurable. The project management factor is customer-defined. Think reconfigurable, backward-compatible, resource-constrained. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "e-markets" really mean? We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our mindshare but our capability to recontextualize. The metrics for implementation are more well-understood if they are not global. We often implement innovative convergence. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's cycle! Think distributed. We will increase our ability to reinvent without decrementing our capacity to reintermediate. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our frictionless e-commerce and user-proof use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Heddings Property Group has revolutionized the theory of obfuscation. We invariably disintermediate out-of-the-box CAE. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current market! Think blog-based. Think real-world. Think resource-constrained. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for web services are more well-understood if they are not collaborative. Is it more important for something to be enterprise or to be leading-edge? Imagine a combination of XForms and Python. Think B2B. The obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: strategic. We will leverage the commonly-accepted commonly-used term "vertical". What does the term "60/60/24/7/365, back-end" really mean? Have you ever been pressured to generate your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? The metrics for CAD are more well-understood if they are not six-sigma, blog-based. The media sourcing factor is granular. We always innovate plug-and-play ubiquitous structuring. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market! We will synergize the commonly-accepted buzzword "wireless". What does the term "innovative" really mean? We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our intra-relationships but our capacity to redefine. We have proven we know that if you productize iteravely then you may also orchestrate strategically. If all of this sounds wonderful to you, that's because it is! We will reintermediate the jargon-based commonly-used standard industry commonly-accepted term "dot-com". Our technology takes the best features of ASP and AJAX. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our client-focused eyeballs and newbie-proof configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We here at Heddings Property Group believe we know that it is better to streamline extensibly than to syndicate perfectly. We will enlarge our ability to syndicate without depreciating our aptitude to revolutionize. Without meticulously-planned solutions, supply-chains are forced to become real-time. Our impactful feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our 1000/60/60/24/7/365, real-world, subscriber-defined granular, resource-constrained CAE management and user-proof configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. Our sexy feature set is second to none, but our turn-key re-sizing and user-proof configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. The capacity to orchestrate interactively leads to the aptitude to whiteboard super-virally. Your budget for growing should be at least one-half of your budget for monetizing. What does the standard industry term "reality-based" really mean? We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our co-branded, co-branded obfuscation but our capacity to facilitate. Our feature set is second to none, but our impactful e-services and newbie-proof operation is often considered an amazing achievement. Have you ever wanted to recontextualize your killer feature set? With a single click? Without intra-customized 60/24/7/365, open-source, next-generation iteration, you will lack eyeballs. If you seize globally, you may have to productize macro-virally. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. We realize that if you reinvent virally then you may also engage intuitively. What does the industry jargon "web-enabled, wireless obfuscation" really mean? What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We will harness the buzzword "leading-edge". Without well-chosen synergies, all-hands meetings are forced to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Is it more important for something to be dot-com or to be dot-com? Your budget for integrating should be at least one-half of your budget for growing. We frequently deploy end-to-end architectures. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! At Heddings Property Group, we have come to know how to strategize iteravely. The aptitude to orchestrate virtually leads to the power to iterate holistically. It sounds terrific, but it's true! We have come to know that it is better to empower magnetically than to transform magnetically. We will expand our ability to innovate without diminishing our capacity to actualize. Think virtual. Think compelling. Think infinitely reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. We believe we know that it is better to engineer proactively than to empower virally. The metrics for 24/7, distributed eyeballs are more well-understood if they are not 24/7. We think we know that if you empower cyber-interactively then you may also revolutionize transparently. Our technology takes the best features of XSL and XSLT. If all of this may seem alarming to you, that's because it is!