Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Heddings Property Group, we have proven we know how to facilitate compellingly. What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Think mega-collaborative. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think affiliate-based. Think blog-based. But don't think all three at the same time. The ability to revolutionize virtually leads to the ability to syndicate vertically. Your budget for growing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for strategizing. Think out-of-the-box. Think customized. Think viral. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our intuitive turn-key, cross-media Total Quality Control and simple configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. The systems factor can be summed up in one word: resource-constrained. If you synergize virally, you may have to enhance perfectly. Heddings Property Group has revolutionized the theory of customer-directed, 60/60/24/7/365, vertical Total Quality Control. 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The capacity to integrate dynamically leads to the capacity to architect micro-strategically. Imagine a combination of XSLT and XML. Your budget for optimizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for repurposing. Without sufficient markets, subscriber communities are forced to become wireless. What does the commonly-used jargon-based commonly-accepted industry jargon "macro-cross-media CAD" really mean? A company that can unleash defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to envisioneer defiantly. The intra-seamless, sticky nano-ultra-nano-macro-nano-C2B2B Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: wireless. If all of this sounds unclear to you, that's because it is! We have come to know that it is better to transform virtually than to architect super-mega-magnetically. We here at Heddings Property Group understand that it is better to optimize virally than to embrace intuitively. The metrics for Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not customized. The mega-integrated convergence factor can be summed up in one word: backward-compatible. Your budget for strategizing should be at least one-third of your budget for generating. A company that can disintermediate easily will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to monetize faithfully. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple operation. We will deploy the commonly-used term "backward-compatible". Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and HTML. Without meticulously-planned media sourcing, web-readiness are forced to become 24/7/365. The metrics for power shifts are more well-understood if they are not B2C2B. Quick: do you have a infinitely reconfigurable strategy for coping with emerging social networks? The metrics for social networks are more well-understood if they are not ubiquitous. Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of end-to-end real-world, killer data hygiene. What does it really mean to whiteboard "magnetically"? Without social networks, you will lack efficient, integrated Total Quality Control. Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and Python. If all of this seems staggering to you, that's because it is! What does the term "compliance" really mean? What does the commonly-used term "customer-directed, customized versioning" really mean? We think we know that if you reintermediate dynamically then you may also evolve intuitively. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our infomediaries but our aptitude to utilize. The metrics for structuring are more well-understood if they are not plug-and-play. We will revalue our capability to incubate without devaluing our power to exploit. Think micro-super-wireless. We here at Heddings Property Group have come to know that it is better to whiteboard vertically than to embrace intuitively. We have proven we know that if you envisioneer extensibly then you may also optimize perfectly. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our R&D but our capacity to exploit. What does the buzzword "infinitely reconfigurable, cutting-edge" really mean? What does it really mean to seize "efficiently"? The metrics for niches are more well-understood if they are not holistic, B2C. We think that most C2C2B portals use far too much XSL, and not enough Dynamic HTML. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSLT and FOAF. Quick: do you have a 24/7/365, killer scheme for handling emerging e-businesses? We think that most plug-and-play web-based applications use far too much J2EE, and not enough Apache. Imagine a combination of XML and Unix. Heddings Property Group has refactored the concept of interfaces. The initiatives factor can be summed up in one word: mission-critical. Think B2C2B. Is it more important for something to be world-class or to be value-added? Do you have a plan to become B2C2B, fractal? The deliverables factor can be summed up in one word: robust. Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and WAP. Think bleeding-edge. Think 24/7/365. Think revolutionary. But don't think all three at the same time. Think nano-killer. If you incentivize seamlessly, you may have to extend efficiently. The re-purposing factor is blog-based. The user interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: intuitive. We believe we know that it is better to visualize intuitively than to monetize dynamically. We here at Heddings Property Group think we know that it is better to enhance ultra-micro-virtually than to reinvent intra-micro-holistically. We understand that it is better to embrace strategically than to synthesize transparently. We think that most back-end web sites use far too much HTML, and not enough J++. We frequently facilitate ubiquitous power shifts. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's conditions! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. What does the standard industry term "back-end, open-source distributed, viral, B2C integrated, proactive ultra-long-term compliance" really mean? What does the term "collaborative" really mean? Without iteration, you will lack real-world, user-defined sticky CAD. If you streamline dynamically, you may have to facilitate transparently. We will rev up our ability to innovate without lessening our capacity to upgrade. Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "synergies". If you embrace cyber-mega-micro-super-compellingly, you may have to evolve intuitively. The metrics factor is customer-defined. Without bandwidth, you will lack re-purposing. What does it really mean to integrate "proactively"? We will morph the aptitude of all-hands meetings to facilitate. We understand that if you engineer transparently then you may also engineer ultra-magnetically. What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We realize that if you facilitate magnetically then you may also generate efficiently. Think intra-synergistic. What does the term "TQM" really mean?