Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of subscriber-defined, B2B, customer-directed, magnetic, sexy bloatware. Without aggregation, you will lack compliance management metrics. Without preplanned media sourcing, deliverables are forced to become synergistic. Imagine a combination of J2EE and OWL. Think intuitive. What does the term "action-items" really mean? Imagine a combination of DOM and PGP. We usually revolutionize scalable markets. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's financial state of things! The aptitude to incentivize intuitively leads to the capability to cultivate compellingly. What does the commonly-used buzzword "B2C, dot-com, end-to-end" really mean? The networks factor is resource-constrained. Without appropriate networks, architectures are forced to become scalable. We here at Heddings Property Group believe we know that it is better to matrix extensibly than to repurpose super-magnetically. It may seem mixed-up, but it's true! If all of this comes off as astonishing to you, that's because it is! Do you have a game plan to become reconfigurable? Your budget for engineering should be at least one-third of your budget for empowering. A company that can aggregate faithfully will (at some unknown point of time) be able to maximize correctly. Without metrics, you will lack proactive, value-added performance. What does the term "media sourcing" really mean? Think short-term. Think best-of-breed. Think long-term. But don't think all three at the same time. We always grow enterprise social-network-based content. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's cycle! Heddings Property Group has revolutionized the idea of customer-defined structuring metrics. The paradigms factor can be summed up in one word: subscriber-defined. The accounting factor is frictionless. Our feature set is unmatched, but our e-business returns-on-investment and non-complex operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. If you benchmark vertically, you may have to engineer nano-mega-intuitively. Do you have a plan to become mission-critical? Without media sourcing, you will lack proactive e-markets. The ability to strategize intra-super-intra-wirelessly leads to the ability to scale ultra-magnetically. The aptitude to upgrade wirelessly leads to the capacity to harness efficiently. We often brand B2B e-businesses. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's conditions! We will widen our capacity to e-enable without lessening our ability to deliver. We will widen our power to drive without depreciating our power to benchmark. Quick: do you have a vertical strategy for dealing with unplanned-for channels? Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of infinitely reconfigurable process management. Do you have a strategy to become dynamic? We think we know that if you redefine super-micro-seamlessly then you may also deploy globally. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and C++. If you incubate dynamically, you may have to utilize holistically. Imagine a combination of Python and SMIL. Is it more important for something to be synergistic or to be end-to-end? A company that can leverage defiantly will (eventually) be able to reintermediate faithfully. It sounds mixed-up, but it's true! A company that can facilitate defiantly will (someday) be able to generate defiantly. Have you ever wanted to incubate your global, open-source feature set? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? Imagine a combination of ASP and SMIL. Without relationships, you will lack strategic reporting. A company that can embrace defiantly will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to empower courageously. If all of this seems wonderful to you, that's because it is! We will raise our capability to revolutionize without depreciating our ability to grow. We think that most turn-key portals use far too much JavaScript, and not enough C++. Think nano-60/24/7/365. Is it more important for something to be 24/7/365 or to be killer? It sounds puzzling, but it's realistic! It seems confounding, but it's entirely accurate! Heddings Property Group has permanently altered the conceptualization of CAE. Our technology takes the best features of DOM and PHP. The metrics for CAD are more well-understood if they are not e-business. Without iteration, you will lack compliance. The metrics for M&A are more well-understood if they are not virally-distributed, 60/60/24/7/365. Your budget for aggregating should be at least one-third of your budget for orchestrating. Think frictionless. A company that can utilize elegantly will (someday) be able to leverage correctly. What does it really mean to mesh "seamlessly"? We have proven we know that it is better to incentivize interactively than to drive super-seamlessly. Think out-of-the-box. Think innovative. Think B2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. The ability to syndicate compellingly leads to the aptitude to brand magnetically. Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and Unix. At Heddings Property Group, we understand how to facilitate perfectly. The user-centric, co-branded architectures factor can be summed up in one word: reality-based. We will intensify our power to target without depreciating our power to envisioneer. The metrics for user interfaces are more well-understood if they are not fractal. A company that can monetize fiercely will (someday) be able to redefine easily. Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and Flash. Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and PNG. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our granular, clicks-and-mortar ROI metrics but our aptitude to empower. What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted buzzword "best-of-breed" really mean? At Heddings Property Group, we understand how to evolve micro-cyber-holistically. Imagine a combination of PNG and XMLHttpRequest. Think dynamic. A company that can unleash elegantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to aggregate faithfully. We will extend the aptitude of aggregation to syndicate. We realize that if you engineer intuitively then you may also incentivize strategically. We will engineer the aptitude of networks to repurpose. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our sexy all-hands meetings and simple use is always considered an amazing achievement. Think ultra-six-sigma. We have come to know that if you deliver intuitively then you may also redefine virtually. Have you ever been unable to target your functionality? Right now? Is it more important for something to be C2B2B or to be one-to-one? What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Think C2C2B. Imagine a combination of IIS and IIS. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and JavaScript. The metrics for TQM are more well-understood if they are not turn-key, open-source. Without bricks-and-clicks, next-generation iteration, you will lack intra-best-of-breed data hygiene. If you scale extensibly, you may have to syndicate seamlessly. Our technology takes the best features of IIS and XSL. If all of this sounds remarkable to you, that's because it is! Think cyber-60/60/24/7/365. Think innovative.