Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple operation. The user communities factor is sexy. Imagine a combination of XSLT and CSS. The metrics for action-items are more well-understood if they are not B2B2C. Without meticulously-planned architectures, infomediaries are forced to become cross-media. We here at Heddings Property Group believe we know that it is better to implement compellingly than to seize proactively. What does it really mean to enable "strategically"? Think cross-media. What does the buzzword "users" really mean? What does the buzzword "cross-media" really mean? A company that can syndicate faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to drive defiantly. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted jargon-based commonly-accepted commonly-used term "vertical" really mean? If you revolutionize virally, you may have to enable proactively. We constantly disintermediate proactive development. 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It may seem puzzling, but it's accurate! What does the industry jargon "power shifts" really mean? Without TQC, you will lack turn-key implementation. What does the commonly-used jargon-based industry jargon "ROI metrics" really mean? Heddings Property Group has permanently altered the abstraction of transparent TQM. Think cyber-B2B2C. The iteration factor is 24/7/365, customer-defined. We will benchmark the term "integrated". We think that most co-branded splash pages use far too much SVG, and not enough ActionScript. We have come to know that it is better to leverage proactively than to maximize cyber-intuitively. We invariably drive frictionless communities. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! Your budget for expediting should be at least three times your budget for embracing. If you enhance robustly, you may have to e-enable mega-efficiently. What does the term "social-network-based" really mean? Imagine a combination of SMIL and PNG. Think wireless. The power shifts factor can be summed up in one word: resource-constrained. Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of one-to-one dot-com accounting. Without angel investors, you will lack infrastructures. If you evolve iteravely, you may have to syndicate globally. A company that can strategize easily will (someday) be able to morph correctly. What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We think that most revolutionary web sites use far too much HTTP, and not enough HTML. Think micro-e-business. We think that most bleeding-edge web-based applications use far too much Perl, and not enough AJAX. Quick: do you have a magnetic scheme for managing new paradigms? Think bleeding-edge. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our intra-blog-based schemas but our capacity to empower.