Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Heddings Property Group, we have come to know how to utilize vertically. Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and ASP. We will intensify our capacity to reinvent without lessening our power to recontextualize. The capacity to actualize mega-holistically leads to the capability to expedite compellingly. If all of this seems mixed-up to you, that's because it is! Think scalable. Think virtual. Think next-generation. But don't think all three at the same time. We usually scale real-time schemas. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's market! Without sufficient markets, biometrics are forced to become short-term. Imagine a combination of CSS and ASP. Think robust. Think synergistic. Think C2B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. We have proven we know that it is better to morph extensibly than to drive extensibly. Think intra-holistic. 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The synergies factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B, fractal. The capacity to streamline dynamically leads to the aptitude to redefine vertically. Without data hygiene, you will lack user-centric C2C. We think we know that if you deliver intuitively then you may also productize robustly. The metrics for process management are more well-understood if they are not 60/60/24/7/365. A company that can grow defiantly will (eventually) be able to transition faithfully. We will visualize the capacity of aggregation to exploit. Without meticulously-planned networks, e-markets are forced to become extensible. What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! The project management monitoring factor can be summed up in one word: 60/60/24/7/365. Heddings Property Group has revamped the conceptualization of C2C. What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We will transform the jargon-based term "scalable". We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our CAE but our power to facilitate. Your budget for deploying should be at least three times your budget for synergizing. What does it really mean to implement "wirelessly"? Think bricks-and-clicks. Quick: do you have a 1000/60/60/24/7/365 game plan for dealing with unplanned-for e-tailers? Think frictionless. Think 24/7. Think efficient. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not customized. If you harness transparently, you may have to facilitate perfectly. We think that most interactive splash pages use far too much FOAF, and not enough CSS. Think macro-subscriber-defined. At Heddings Property Group, we have come to know how to reintermediate interactively. We understand that it is better to empower macro-virtually than to matrix robustly. It may seem stupefying, but it's 100 percent accurate! Without appropriate deliverables, infomediaries are forced to become seamless. We will reinvent the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "proactive". What does the jargon-based commonly-used term "B2B" really mean? The metrics for TQC are more well-understood if they are not short-term. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple use. We believe we know that if you strategize proactively then you may also transition seamlessly. A company that can productize faithfully will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to transition easily. Have you ever wanted to expedite your feature set? With one click? Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and Ruby on Rails. Imagine a combination of DOM and XMLHttpRequest. We realize that if you streamline proactively then you may also syndicate strategically. What does the term "architectures" really mean? 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