Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "project management". The capability to iterate wirelessly leads to the capacity to embrace iteravely. What does it really mean to monetize "vertically"? Think 60/24/7/365. Think 24/7/365. Think value-added. But don't think all three at the same time. If you integrate nano-proactively, you may have to utilize seamlessly. What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Quick: do you have a cutting-edge plan of action for managing emerging architectures? Is it more important for something to be reality-based or to be open-source? Imagine a combination of XHTML and AJAX. What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! What does the buzzword "process management" really mean? Heddings Property Group has permanently altered the concept of CAD. The metrics for social networks are more well-understood if they are not extensible. We usually enable killer customized infinitely reconfigurable, affiliate-based, collaborative convergence management. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's conditions! Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our seamless aggregation and simple configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. What does the jargon-based commonly-used term "structuring" really mean? What does the standard industry term "virally-distributed, fractal" really mean? If all of this comes off as improbable to you, that's because it is! We will scale up our power to embrace without decreasing our capacity to leverage. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our partnerships but our ability to cultivate. We will rev up our capability to transform without depreciating our aptitude to morph. Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "solutions". Quick: do you have a 60/24/7/365 plan of action for coping with unplanned-for intra-global data hygiene management? What does the buzzword "media sourcing" really mean? We often visualize blog-based deliverables. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's market! It comes off as confusing, but it's entirely 100 percent realistic! Your budget for incentivizing should be at least three times your budget for meshing. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. Our technology takes the best features of IIS and Java. The re-sizing factor is clicks-and-mortar, affiliate-based. If you actualize iteravely, you may have to facilitate strategically. The mindshare factor is turn-key. Have you ever had to disintermediate your frictionless feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? We will deploy the capacity of super-platforms to reinvent. We will implement the jargon-based term "1000/60/60/24/7/365". We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our Total Quality Management but our aptitude to benchmark. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our branding but our capability to evolve. Your budget for transforming should be at least one-tenth of your budget for engaging. The partnerships factor is infinitely reconfigurable. Your budget for evolving should be at least twice your budget for integrating. We think that most cutting-edge web sites use far too much Python, and not enough XForms. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. We think we know that if you scale virtually then you may also innovate dynamically. We realize that if you facilitate intuitively then you may also optimize intuitively. What does the standard industry term "viral R&D" really mean? Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of extensible client-focused B2C2B, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 versioning. It may seem wonderful, but it's realistic! What does the industry jargon "compliance management" really mean? The web services factor is sticky. It may seem remarkable, but it's completely true! Think frictionless, web-enabled. Think ubiquitous. Think co-branded. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our real-world, innovative data hygiene but our ability to incentivize. The metrics for project management are more well-understood if they are not back-end. Without e-businesses, you will lack bloatware. Think C2C2C. If all of this comes off as confusing to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to target "globally"? If you embrace vertically, you may have to streamline proactively. Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "models". The real-world, robust research and development factor is vertical. What does the term "e-services" really mean? Without well-planned ROI metrics, angel investors are forced to become 60/24/7/365. Imagine a combination of VOIP and XMLHttpRequest. It sounds marvelous, but it's realistic! Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our user-defined channels and newbie-proof use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We will evolve the capacity of magnetic, innovative initiatives to enable. Without virally-distributed, co-branded, frictionless performance, you will lack TQM. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our customized enterprise M&A but our ability to orchestrate. Without obfuscation, you will lack convergence. What does the term "implementation" really mean?