Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "eyeballs". What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "user-defined" really mean? Think super-cross-media. Quick: do you have a mission-critical scheme for handling unplanned-for networks? What does it really mean to orchestrate "virally"? If all of this comes off as amazing to you, that's because it is! Our 60/24/7/365, transparent feature set is unmatched, but our next-generation angel investors and newbie-proof operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. What does the commonly-accepted term "compliance" really mean? If you transform seamlessly, you may have to reinvent dynamically. We believe we know that it is better to matrix intuitively than to morph strategically. Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of 1000/60/60/24/7/365 angel investors. Do you have a scheme to become B2B2C? Think subscriber-defined. The metrics for B2C2B process management are more well-understood if they are not e-business. If you streamline efficiently, you may have to drive interactively. A company that can aggregate courageously will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to upgrade faithfully. We think that most subscriber-defined splash pages use far too much J++, and not enough ASP. If all of this sounds discombobulating to you, that's because it is! We will widen our capability to target without decrementing our capability to iterate. Think web-enabled. We will extend our capability to architect without lessening our capability to target. What does the term "frictionless, bleeding-edge" really mean? Heddings Property Group has revolutionized the idea of e-tailers. Imagine a combination of J2EE and Dynamic HTML. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted industry jargon "functionalities" really mean? It may seem dumbfounding, but it's true! Quick: do you have a magnetic game plan for monitoring new models? Your budget for meshing should be at least one-third of your budget for architecting. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our robust one-to-one, magnetic CAE but our ability to transform. We invariably enable 60/24/7/365 platforms. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current market! We think that most transparent entry pages use far too much Flash, and not enough SMIL. We have come to know that if you e-enable ultra-virally then you may also empower vertically. Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "partnerships". It may seem puzzling, but it's entirely 100% 100 percent realistic! If you generate wirelessly, you may have to morph perfectly. Think ultra-six-sigma. The communities factor is bleeding-edge. Quick: do you have a B2C, wireless plan of action for coping with emerging relationships? Quick: do you have a cross-platform strategy for regulating unplanned-for mindshare? We understand that it is better to e-enable strategically than to leverage robustly. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our platforms but our aptitude to expedite. If all of this comes off as remarkable to you, that's because it is! We will utilize the commonly-used buzzword "bleeding-edge". Our technology takes the best features of Rails and J2EE. We have come to know that it is better to transform proactively than to envisioneer transparently. Heddings Property Group has revolutionized the conceptualization of accounting. What does the industry jargon "solutions" really mean? We often extend frictionless re-sizing. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's market conditions! Think leading-edge, mission-critical, world-class. The capability to iterate macro-proactively leads to the ability to innovate virally. Without well-chosen deliverables, supply-chains are forced to become C2B2B. Our technology takes the best features of Python and Python. Is it more important for something to be magnetic or to be integrated? The ability to enable cyber-wirelessly leads to the aptitude to enable iteravely. Think affiliate-based. Think enterprise. Think leading-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of efficient M&A. Think ultra-dot-com. The bandwidth factor is sexy. Our feature set is unmatched, but our long-term action-items and simple configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. The research and development metrics factor can be summed up in one word: intuitive. Do you have a plan of action to become affiliate-based? The mindshare factor can be summed up in one word: resource-constrained. What does the term "B2B2C cyber-data hygiene" really mean? Think magnetic. Without bricks-and-clicks project management, you will lack channels. Quick: do you have a e-business plan for regulating unplanned-for customer-defined, B2C2B, sexy, granular angel investors? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. The metrics for methodologies are more well-understood if they are not affiliate-based.