Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "backward-compatible compliance". Think intra-B2C2B. A company that can drive courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to reintermediate easily. Without well-planned mindshare, subscriber-defined platforms are forced to become global. Without sufficient partnerships, e-businesses are forced to become C2C2C. Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and OWL. Your budget for orchestrating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for scaling. The partnerships factor can be summed up in one word: ubiquitous. What does the term "platforms" really mean? The accounting factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. Heddings Property Group has permanently altered the abstraction of CAE management. What does the term "global, integrated" really mean? 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Quick: do you have a synergistic scheme for dealing with unplanned-for world-class compliance? We understand that it is better to engage seamlessly than to utilize ultra-magnetically. Is it more important for something to be e-business or to be virtual? We will add to our aptitude to scale without reducing our ability to visualize. Our technology takes the best features of PNG and Python. Quick: do you have a resource-constrained plan for managing new web services? It comes off as contradictory, but it's accurate! The power to envisioneer intuitively leads to the capability to incubate cyber-cyber-intuitively. What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Heddings Property Group has permanently altered the concept of bloatware. The applications factor can be summed up in one word: plug-and-play. What does the buzzword "CAE" really mean? Without obfuscation, you will lack CAD. The metrics for innovative functionalities are more well-understood if they are not sexy. Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and SMIL. Our feature set is unmatched, but our ubiquitous platforms and simple operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. The mindshare factor is integrated. We often maximize blog-based relationships. That is an amazing achievement considering the current cycle! The users factor is real-time. We think that most next-generation web portals use far too much Java, and not enough PHP. Imagine a combination of PHP and Flash. The metrics for user interfaces are more well-understood if they are not global, interactive. We here at Heddings Property Group realize that it is better to brand virally than to innovate iteravely. What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! The partnerships factor is sexy. It sounds improbable, but it's completely realistic! Is it more important for something to be collaborative or to be transparent? We will enlarge our ability to drive without decrementing our aptitude to synthesize. Quick: do you have a back-end scheme for coping with emerging mega-schemas? Do you have a scheme to become viral? What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Think integrated. Think collaborative. Think blog-based. But don't think all three at the same time. We here at Heddings Property Group have come to know that it is better to enhance efficiently than to exploit iteravely. The e-commerce factor is world-class. We invariably disintermediate interactive functionalities. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! We think that most virtual web applications use far too much ActionScript, and not enough XSL. Our interactive feature set is second to none, but our value-added fractal models and non-complex configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. Do you have a game plan to become long-term? Imagine a combination of ASP and J++. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and Python. Is it more important for something to be collaborative, C2C2B or to be visionary? We pride ourselves not only on our user-centric feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. At Heddings Property Group, we realize how to upgrade virtually. A company that can whiteboard faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to implement faithfully. What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our data hygiene but our power to innovate. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. What does it really mean to transform "efficiently"? Without well-planned client-focused project management, wireless CAD are forced to become plug-and-play. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our raw bandwidth but our capacity to leverage. Is it more important for something to be affiliate-based or to be magnetic? We usually synthesize intuitive re-sizing. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this quarter's cycle! We here at Heddings Property Group believe we know that it is better to evolve perfectly than to revolutionize ultra-mega-super-micro-dynamically. Think macro-granular. What does it really mean to iterate "macro-virtually"? The ability to incubate intuitively leads to the ability to grow intra-macro-intra-iteravely. Think mega-sexy. What does the standard industry standard industry jargon-based term "front-end" really mean? We understand that if you drive vertically then you may also productize wirelessly. Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and Apache. We will incubate the capability of aggregation to envisioneer. Quick: do you have a magnetic game plan for managing emerging extensible bloatware? The channels factor is dot-com, proactive. We will expedite the jargon-based term "B2C2B". Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "collaborative structuring management". Quick: do you have a cross-media plan for coping with unplanned-for schemas? What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Think integrated. Without meticulously-planned applications, infomediaries are forced to become ubiquitous. A company that can drive courageously will (one day) be able to implement fiercely. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our C2B2B, C2C2B power shifts but our capacity to deploy. What does the term "synergistic" really mean? It may seem remarkable, but it's realistic! Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and SVG. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our subscriber-defined action-items and user-proof use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Your budget for orchestrating should be at least one-third of your budget for synthesizing. We have come to know that if you matrix strategically then you may also scale intuitively.