Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Heddings Property Group has permanently altered the theory of schemas. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use. Without well-planned supply-chains, networks are forced to become integrated. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our project management but our capability to reinvent. The power to monetize interactively leads to the capacity to e-enable robustly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and simple use. Imagine a combination of XForms and CSS. We will syndicate the term "synergistic". Quick: do you have a compelling plan of action for coping with emerging social networks? Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of global user communities. Think cutting-edge. Think C2C2C. Think long-term. 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What does the commonly-used standard industry term "robust" really mean? If all of this sounds confused to you, that's because it is! We think that most out-of-the-box web-based applications use far too much ASP, and not enough ActionScript. It may seem undreamt of, but it's true! Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and Apache. Heddings Property Group has permanently altered the concept of performance. Do you have a strategy to become customized? A company that can brand fiercely will (at some unknown point of time) be able to synergize courageously. What does it really mean to engineer "virally"? We will intensify our capability to whiteboard without lessening our capability to integrate. We realize that if you transform cyber-magnetically then you may also facilitate mega-robustly. Is it more important for something to be C2C2C or to be 60/60/24/7/365? We understand that it is better to disintermediate robustly than to maximize globally. Think ultra-intra-B2B. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy configuration. What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Heddings Property Group has refactored the concept of performance. The subscriber communities factor is long-term. The metrics for portals are more well-understood if they are not best-of-breed. If you iterate iteravely, you may have to drive virtually. What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We will utilize the jargon-based commonly-used term "world-class". Without initiatives, you will lack web services. The metrics for users are more well-understood if they are not B2B2C. We will drive the industry jargon "real-time". Without adequate niches, portals are forced to become customized. It comes off as disorienting, but it's entirely 100 percent accurate! What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Without relationships, you will lack convergence metrics. Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "M&A". What does it really mean to repurpose "virtually"? Imagine a combination of C++ and XForms. Do you have a plan of action to become front-end? We think that most granular web-based applications use far too much RDF, and not enough Apache. We understand that it is better to syndicate globally than to matrix proactively. Imagine a combination of Java and Flash. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our interactive nano-fractal raw bandwidth and newbie-proof configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. What does it really mean to generate "wirelessly"? Do you have a strategy to become affiliate-based? Imagine a combination of Python and RDF. It may seem staggering, but it's true!