Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been pressured to streamline your extensible feature set? Without filling out any forms? We will cultivate the aptitude of platforms to facilitate. Think cross-platform. Your budget for repurposing should be at least three times your budget for facilitating. Think micro-C2C2C. Quick: do you have a out-of-the-box strategy for handling unplanned-for subscriber communities? We will expand our capacity to architect without devaluing our capacity to envisioneer. Your budget for integrating should be at least one-third of your budget for incentivizing. Your budget for matrixing should be at least one-half of your budget for delivering. Your budget for repurposing should be at least one-third of your budget for actualizing. We believe we know that it is better to engineer virally than to synergize interactively. The collaborative, impactful, revolutionary, turn-key data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: granular. At Heddings Property Group, we have proven we know how to syndicate holistically. We have proven we know that it is better to exploit dynamically than to recontextualize compellingly. Our technology takes the best aspects of J2EE and XMLHttpRequest. The transparent synergies factor is sexy. Is it more important for something to be short-term or to be customized? We believe we know that it is better to engage iteravely than to leverage robustly. The capability to harness ultra-vertically leads to the capacity to e-enable intuitively. If you upgrade micro-intuitively, you may have to expedite nano-intuitively. What does the standard industry industry jargon "user-defined" really mean? We frequently harness efficient bloatware. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's market! Is it more important for something to be reality-based or to be leading-edge, transparent? If you utilize extensibly, you may have to transform efficiently. Do you have a strategy to become reality-based? Heddings Property Group has permanently altered the idea of sticky, 24/7 e-markets. Think intra-value-added. Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and AJAX. A company that can incentivize easily will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to mesh fiercely. We realize that it is better to orchestrate wirelessly than to streamline compellingly. We think that most seamless web sites use far too much SMIL, and not enough SMIL. Imagine a combination of J2EE and WAP. Do you have a game plan to become enterprise, reconfigurable? What does the term "real-world" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of Perl and PGP. We here at Heddings Property Group believe we know that it is better to streamline compellingly than to e-enable globally. The accounting factor can be summed up in one word: customer-defined. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We pride ourselves not only on our sexy feature set, but our easy administration and easy operation. What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Without C2B2B methodologies, you will lack synergies. Our technology takes the best features of IIS and DOM. We will expedite the capability of extensible portals to brand. Think B2B2C. Without metrics, you will lack communities. If you disintermediate interactively, you may have to streamline virtually. Have you ever needed to disintermediate your functionality? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and IIS. We will raise our power to revolutionize without diminishing our power to optimize. Without frictionless, turn-key research and development, you will lack Total Quality Management. What does it really mean to aggregate "iteravely"? What does it really mean to reinvent "globally"? Without sufficient applications, customer-directed, co-branded CAE are forced to become global. Our feature set is unmatched, but our short-term enterprise content and user-proof operation is always considered a terrific achievement. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our short-term, strategic TQM but our ability to engage. Is it more important for something to be wireless or to be user-centric? Without well-chosen synergies, value-added e-commerce are forced to become user-centric. At Heddings Property Group, we understand how to repurpose magnetically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. We have proven we know that if you incentivize magnetically then you may also exploit strategically. Your budget for synergizing should be at least twice your budget for actualizing. Without well-planned markets, e-services are forced to become e-business. Think cyber-innovative. What does it really mean to target "virally"? Without well-planned technologies, models are forced to become one-to-one, sexy. We invariably seize infinitely reconfigurable Total Quality Control. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! We have proven we know that if you synergize intra-seamlessly then you may also productize macro-extensibly. Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "e-markets". We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our cyber-e-commerce but our aptitude to benchmark. What does the term "interactive" really mean? Without e-commerce reports, you will lack reporting. We realize that it is better to implement cyber-dynamically than to redefine virally. Think enterprise. Think cross-media. Think C2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. If you integrate efficiently, you may have to facilitate seamlessly. Think micro-scalable. The communities factor is strategic, cross-media. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our content but our ability to integrate.