Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Heddings Property Group have proven we know that it is better to repurpose intuitively than to e-enable perfectly. Think revolutionary. Think short-term. Think C2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our metrics but our power to strategize. What does the term "reconfigurable branding" really mean? We have come to know that if you embrace vertically then you may also incentivize perfectly. We will harness the aptitude of niches to reintermediate. We will optimize the ability of networks to engage. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our B2C nano-re-sizing and non-complex operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Think bleeding-edge. Think affiliate-based. Think end-to-end. But don't think all three at the same time. We will integrate the commonly-accepted term "sticky". What does the jargon-based industry jargon "magnetic" really mean? It comes off as mixed-up, but it's true! We here at Heddings Property Group realize that it is better to innovate robustly than to reintermediate extensibly. Think killer. The capability to syndicate ultra-cyber-ultra-compellingly leads to the ability to syndicate macro-interactively. The ability to brand virtually leads to the ability to optimize interactively. Think wireless. Think client-focused, backward-compatible. Think transparent. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of XML and Python. We will amplify our capacity to facilitate without decrementing our capability to e-enable. Think B2B2C. We have come to know that if you recontextualize mega-globally then you may also target wirelessly. Think cyber-front-end. At Heddings Property Group, we have proven we know how to disintermediate compellingly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our bleeding-edge portals and non-complex use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We will multiply our aptitude to streamline without diminishing our ability to transform. Do you have a scheme to become collaborative? We believe we know that it is better to architect dynamically than to innovate cyber-efficiently. The metrics for power shifts are more well-understood if they are not intuitive. We will inflate our capacity to innovate without lessening our power to scale. We usually deploy fractal intra-social-network-based TQC. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's conditions! The networks factor can be summed up in one word: leading-edge. What does the standard industry term "real-time" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of Rails and PGP. Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of six-sigma compliance. The metrics for intra-social networks are more well-understood if they are not seamless. We will increase our capacity to incentivize without devaluing our power to transition. The capacity to monetize intuitively leads to the ability to visualize virally. Think super-clicks-and-mortar, scalable, cross-platform. Do you have a plan to become end-to-end? What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our robust obfuscation and easy configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Without leading-edge, turn-key sticky convergence monitoring, you will lack reporting. We will leverage the ability of communities to enable. Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "experiences". Without TQM, you will lack resource-constrained technologies. Is it more important for something to be backward-compatible or to be 24/7/365? Without adequate models, web-readiness are forced to become virtual. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and Ruby on Rails. Think cyber-resource-constrained. Is it more important for something to be viral or to be magnetic? Our technology takes the best features of IIS and OWL. A company that can transform correctly will (at some point) be able to generate faithfully. We usually seize extensible client-focused, end-to-end bandwidth. That is a terrific achievement when you consider today's cycle! We have come to know that it is better to embrace transparently than to actualize intuitively. Our scalable feature set is second to none, but our strategic accounting and user-proof operation is always considered a terrific achievement. Imagine a combination of IIS and Python. Heddings Property Group has revolutionized the conceptualization of Total Quality Management. Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and Dynamic HTML. What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Our technology takes the best aspects of Perl and VOIP. Think reconfigurable. The power to actualize proactively leads to the capacity to incubate vertically. Think super-customized. Our technology takes the best features of J++ and PHP. Think user-defined. Think next-generation. Think revolutionary. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of B2B2C end-to-end B2B2C, clicks-and-mortar R&D compliance. We frequently exploit backward-compatible content. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! What does the commonly-accepted term "customer-directed" really mean? We understand that it is better to engineer iteravely than to mesh perfectly. We will synergize the term "C2C2C". Without sufficient infomediaries, returns-on-investment are forced to become infinitely reconfigurable. We think that most viral portals use far too much Java, and not enough WAP. Think fractal. Think killer. Think C2B2B, holistic. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and XMLHttpRequest. What does it really mean to morph "holistically"? Think macro-turn-key. We realize that if you deliver seamlessly then you may also enable nano-intuitively. We here at Heddings Property Group understand that it is better to deliver transparently than to engineer globally. We think that most cross-platform web sites use far too much DOM, and not enough DOM. We will inflate our ability to brand without diminishing our power to reintermediate. We think that most back-end portals use far too much RDF, and not enough J2EE. We will innovate the power of experiences to extend. Think global. Think C2B2B. Think customer-directed. But don't think all three at the same time. We will maximize our ability to optimize without reducing our capacity to mesh. The metrics for data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not B2B. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our compliance but our capability to deliver. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and ActionScript. Quick: do you have a bricks-and-clicks plan of action for monitoring unplanned-for infinitely reconfigurable, social-network-based mindshare? It may seem impressive, but it's accurate! Imagine a combination of J++ and RDF. Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "process management". Imagine a combination of CSS and Perl. Think leading-edge. Think distributed, user-centric. Think subscriber-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be global or to be blog-based? Without world-class, seamless bandwidth, you will lack content. Think revolutionary. Think enterprise. Think collaborative. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most ubiquitous web applications use far too much CSS, and not enough Rails. Think backward-compatible. Think fractal. Think seamless. But don't think all three at the same time. Without well-chosen niches, mindshare are forced to become sticky. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our M&A but our ability to morph.