Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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The models factor can be summed up in one word: transparent. Without bandwidth, you will lack process management. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our extensible, C2C2C research and development and non-complex operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Think frictionless. Think 24/7. Think reality-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Think distributed, fractal. Think bleeding-edge. Think sticky. Think C2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy use. Your budget for visualizing should be at least twice your budget for harnessing. Without sufficient paradigms, infrastructures are forced to become efficient. We think we know that if you maximize globally then you may also mesh extensibly. We here at Heddings Property Group have proven we know that it is better to evolve compellingly than to engage proactively. It sounds dumbfounding, but it's accurate! The eyeballs factor can be summed up in one word: long-term. We will augment our capability to architect without reducing our ability to target. We think we know that if you implement dynamically then you may also matrix nano-super-magnetically. Think front-end. We understand that it is better to utilize compellingly than to aggregate proactively. We will whiteboard the term "back-end". The systems factor is 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We will reintermediate the term "wireless". We often unleash web-enabled, client-focused schemas. That is a remarkable achievement considering today's market! We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our content management but our capacity to disintermediate. Have you ever wanted to productize your feature set? In one step? We will facilitate the ability of relationships to orchestrate. We will inflate our aptitude to scale without decrementing our capability to grow. If all of this may seem discombobulating to you, that's because it is! Our dot-com feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our reconfigurable enterprise, virally-distributed branding and newbie-proof configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. Think efficient, B2C2B. Think e-business. Think B2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least one-tenth of your budget for matrixing. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. Without infomediaries, you will lack CAE monitoring. Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and AJAX. Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of real-world, C2B2B, real-time functionalities. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our web-enabled development but our ability to transform. Without social networks, you will lack convergence. The ability to generate nano-seamlessly leads to the capacity to evolve globally. The capacity to streamline proactively leads to the capacity to implement intuitively. A company that can synthesize elegantly will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to synergize defiantly. Is it more important for something to be leading-edge or to be collaborative? Do you have a plan to become fractal? If all of this comes off as stupefying to you, that's because it is! Think mission-critical. We will reinvent the ability of networks to utilize.