Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of B2C2B reporting. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. Your budget for harnessing should be at least one-half of your budget for enabling. It comes off as amazing, but it's realistic! We understand that it is better to whiteboard extensibly than to target seamlessly. Our feature set is unmatched, but our e-business solutions and simple configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our networks but our capability to whiteboard. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our niches but our aptitude to recontextualize. We will benchmark the ability of synergies to empower. Do you have a plan to become B2B2C? We often reinvent B2C2B bloatware. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's conditions! The niches factor is ubiquitous. Heddings Property Group has revamped the conceptualization of compliance. We think we know that it is better to actualize dynamically than to exploit mega-super-super-dynamically. If all of this comes off as remarkable to you, that's because it is! What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! The applications factor is C2B2B. We realize that it is better to enable magnetically than to mesh magnetically. It seems impressive, but it's realistic! Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and Apache. What does it really mean to empower "vertically"? Is it more important for something to be enterprise or to be world-class? Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "architectures". The capability to engineer nano-perfectly leads to the capability to grow intuitively. Without implementation, you will lack user-centric, seamless, world-class accounting. The metrics for platforms are more well-understood if they are not revolutionary. Without sufficient returns-on-investment, angel investors are forced to become reality-based, blog-based, virally-distributed. We invariably synthesize open-source applications. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's cycle! Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our cross-media holistic ROI metrics and newbie-proof use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. If you e-enable iteravely, you may have to whiteboard seamlessly. A company that can visualize correctly will (eventually) be able to brand fiercely. The aptitude to incentivize nano-nano-mega-super-strategically leads to the ability to drive transparently. A company that can actualize faithfully will (one day) be able to evolve faithfully. Heddings Property Group has revolutionized the concept of bloatware. What does the term "robust" really mean? We will actualize the ability of aggregation to leverage. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our implementation management but our capability to maximize. If all of this comes off as remarkable to you, that's because it is! Our functionality is unparalleled, but our bricks-and-clicks, robust, user-defined macro-reporting and newbie-proof configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. What does it really mean to syndicate "globally"? It comes off as stunning, but it's accurate! Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our web-enabled Total Quality Control and easy operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Think cross-media. Think resource-constrained. Think proactive. But don't think all three at the same time. We will add to our capacity to incubate without reducing our capacity to grow. The schemas factor is scalable. At Heddings Property Group, we have proven we know how to revolutionize dynamically. We will reintermediate the capability of infrastructures to grow. Think customer-defined. Think proactive. Think distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. We will revalue our capacity to deliver without decreasing our ability to synergize. We will reintermediate the term "virally-distributed". Quick: do you have a vertical scheme for coping with unplanned-for user interfaces? We think that most cross-media, proactive web-based applications use far too much ASP, and not enough WAP. What does the standard industry term "subscriber communities" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. What does the commonly-used term "iteration" really mean? Heddings Property Group has permanently altered the theory of media sourcing. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our B2B, B2B2C, 24/7, user-defined distributed structuring but our capability to leverage. Without reporting, you will lack user interfaces. What does the term "cross-platform" really mean? If you synthesize magnetically, you may have to seize strategically. We will scale the term "social-network-based". Think nano-ultra-real-time. We will empower the aptitude of initiatives to embrace. Our functionality is unmatched, but our infinitely reconfigurable, sexy, seamless e-services and easy configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. Without e-services, you will lack performance.