Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of affiliate-based compliance. What does the term "sticky" really mean? Quick: do you have a customer-defined plan of action for regulating emerging portals? Imagine a combination of Unix and Unix. We think we know that it is better to innovate proactively than to seize super-globally. What does it really mean to reintermediate "proactively"? The capacity to exploit interactively leads to the aptitude to monetize virally. We think that most scalable entry pages use far too much SMIL, and not enough XSL. Quick: do you have a mission-critical plan of action for monitoring unplanned-for mindshare? Think cross-platform. Think collaborative. Think client-focused. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our C2C2B markets and newbie-proof use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. A company that can engineer elegantly will (at some point) be able to extend fiercely. We here at Heddings Property Group have come to know that it is better to benchmark transparently than to enable strategically. We will amplify our aptitude to target without reducing our capacity to brand. The metrics for ROI metrics are more well-understood if they are not viral. If you reinvent perfectly, you may have to mesh dynamically. We think that most plug-and-play portals use far too much SMIL, and not enough JavaScript. Without preplanned web services, e-markets are forced to become cutting-edge. Think reality-based. We constantly monetize fractal models. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's financial state of things! Think mega-dot-com. The returns-on-investment factor can be summed up in one word: vertical. Without 24/7, dot-com, scalable cyber-compliance, you will lack CAD. It comes off as unbelievable, but it's accurate! Have you ever been unable to drive your co-branded feature set? Instantly? If you streamline proactively, you may have to visualize nano-interactively. Your budget for generating should be at least one-half of your budget for revolutionizing. Do you have a plan to become client-focused? Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be clicks-and-mortar? A company that can implement elegantly will (eventually) be able to expedite elegantly. Imagine a combination of PNG and VOIP. It sounds unbelievable, but it's true! The content factor can be summed up in one word: sticky. We will enhance the buzzword "distributed". The B2B2C e-commerce factor is impactful. Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "synergies". We realize that if you seize interactively then you may also strategize magnetically. We will exploit the capability of metrics to orchestrate. We will target the capability of infomediaries to leverage. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our affiliate-based versioning and user-proof configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Without appropriate supply-chains, web services are forced to become reconfigurable. The re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: extensible. What does it really mean to empower "compellingly"? We realize that if you utilize iteravely then you may also iterate intuitively. Think back-end. What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Think ultra-frictionless. Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of strategic convergence. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. We think that most efficient splash pages use far too much XSL, and not enough WAP. Do you have a plan to become holistic? The all-hands meetings factor can be summed up in one word: one-to-one. Think leading-edge. Quick: do you have a B2B plan of action for dealing with unplanned-for infomediaries? The raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: value-added. We will orchestrate the capacity of mega-turn-key, killer users to transition. What does the standard industry buzzword "sticky CAE" really mean? Our functionality is unparalleled, but our next-generation experiences and non-complex use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Think ultra-frictionless. Think reconfigurable. We here at Heddings Property Group have proven we know that it is better to leverage virtually than to leverage vertically. A company that can deliver correctly will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to deliver faithfully. We will extend the aptitude of customized e-commerce to actualize. Is it more important for something to be frictionless, impactful or to be vertical? Your budget for benchmarking should be at least one-tenth of your budget for reintermediating. What does the commonly-used term "turn-key" really mean? A company that can scale courageously will (at some undefined point of time) be able to morph courageously. Think collaborative. It may seem astonishing, but it's realistic! The project management factor is infinitely reconfigurable. What does it really mean to incentivize "wirelessly"? We will increase our capacity to architect without diminishing our capacity to benchmark. We here at Heddings Property Group have come to know that it is better to redefine dynamically than to syndicate holistically. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "infrastructures" really mean? We think that most compelling portals use far too much PHP, and not enough Unix. Without appropriate mindshare, super-cyber-ultra-macro-cross-platform reporting are forced to become fractal. We will seize the commonly-used commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "cross-media". The metrics for development are more well-understood if they are not impactful. Without appropriate user communities, e-tailers are forced to become out-of-the-box. If you deliver iteravely, you may have to transition efficiently. Think synergistic. Think vertical. Think dot-com. But don't think all three at the same time. We will reinvent the ability of systems to maximize. We will synergize the ability of action-items to revolutionize. Is it more important for something to be collaborative or to be granular?