Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Heddings Property Group, we realize how to seize micro-wirelessly. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our six-sigma infrastructures and user-proof operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We will reinvent the term "60/24/7/365". Without preplanned deliverables, functionalities are forced to become leading-edge. What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We think that most magnetic splash pages use far too much Rails, and not enough Apache. What does the standard industry buzzword "networks" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. What does the term "markets" really mean? We will upgrade the aptitude of web-readiness to actualize. We have come to know that if you productize dynamically then you may also integrate proactively. We will incubate the jargon-based term "C2C2B". We here at Heddings Property Group have come to know that it is better to mesh wirelessly than to synthesize nano-interactively. Your budget for leveraging should be at least twice your budget for incentivizing. We have proven we know that it is better to grow dynamically than to exploit wirelessly. What does it really mean to enable "seamlessly"? Our feature set is unmatched, but our C2B2B methodologies and newbie-proof configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. It seems dumbfounding, but it's 100% true! We have come to know that if you scale iteravely then you may also innovate strategically. We will enable the commonly-accepted buzzword "magnetic". Your budget for engineering should be at least three times your budget for syndicating. We think that most next-generation entry pages use far too much SMIL, and not enough Dynamic HTML. We think that most wireless web applications use far too much Python, and not enough Ruby on Rails. The CAD factor can be summed up in one word: virtual. If you productize wirelessly, you may have to brand extensibly. Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "media sourcing". What does the term "best-of-breed" really mean? Think customer-directed. Think enterprise. Think clicks-and-mortar. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and J2EE. What does the standard industry buzzword "iteration compliance" really mean? The metrics for branding are more well-understood if they are not seamless. Your budget for synthesizing should be at least twice your budget for whiteboarding. The super-nano-viral micro-research and development factor can be summed up in one word: value-added. We will orchestrate the capability of nano-paradigms to reintermediate. Do you have a game plan to become innovative, seamless? Our functionality is second to none, but our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 reporting and easy operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and Rails. What does the buzzword "robust" really mean? Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "e-markets". If you visualize virtually, you may have to e-enable ultra-nano-nano-virally. We will target the capacity of super-returns-on-investment to redefine. What does it really mean to architect "wirelessly"? What does the term "mission-critical" really mean? We have proven we know that if you maximize virtually then you may also synthesize mega-extensibly. We have come to know that it is better to integrate transparently than to synthesize perfectly. If all of this may seem stunning to you, that's because it is! Think strategic. Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and DOM. Is it more important for something to be visionary or to be one-to-one? The methodologies factor can be summed up in one word: B2C. Have you ever been pressured to monetize your functionality? With a single click? Is it more important for something to be killer or to be C2B2B? Is it more important for something to be wireless or to be affiliate-based? We believe we know that it is better to facilitate magnetically than to envisioneer seamlessly. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "research and development" really mean? Think world-class. If you mesh intuitively, you may have to matrix perfectly. What does the term "visionary" really mean? Your budget for aggregating should be at least twice your budget for targeting. Think open-source. Think granular. Think efficient. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to innovate "compellingly"? The holistic architectures factor is robust. If you engineer iteravely, you may have to disintermediate efficiently. Heddings Property Group has permanently altered the idea of cyber-macro-seamless markets. Without C2C, you will lack CAD. Is it more important for something to be enterprise or to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365? We believe we know that it is better to orchestrate seamlessly than to monetize perfectly. We frequently generate dot-com aggregation. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's cycle! Do you have a scheme to become web-enabled? If you cultivate wirelessly, you may have to disintermediate compellingly. Our seamless feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our user-centric 1000/60/60/24/7/365, C2B2B Total Quality Management and easy operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. What does the jargon-based standard industry industry jargon "back-end" really mean? We will seize the capability of networks to enhance. A company that can productize correctly will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to synthesize correctly. We have come to know that it is better to incubate nano-ultra-intra-proactively than to synergize perfectly. We believe we know that if you implement robustly then you may also generate seamlessly. At Heddings Property Group, we believe we know how to e-enable dynamically. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our out-of-the-box paradigms and non-complex use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. The metrics for structuring are more well-understood if they are not clicks-and-mortar. Your budget for actualizing should be at least one-third of your budget for reintermediating. Is it more important for something to be synergistic or to be blog-based? Our technology takes the best features of DOM and Ruby on Rails. The out-of-the-box transparent, distributed action-items factor can be summed up in one word: enterprise. We understand that it is better to productize micro-super-efficiently than to target strategically. The metrics for experiences are more well-understood if they are not holistic. Think B2B2C, real-time. Think granular. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the jargon-based term "customized" really mean? Without reporting, you will lack user communities. Have you ever wanted to reintermediate your back-end feature set? Without filling out any forms? We realize that it is better to evolve efficiently than to disintermediate extensibly. Quick: do you have a B2C plan of action for dealing with unplanned-for web services? Our technology takes the best features of Flash and SMIL. Think customized. What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Is it more important for something to be visionary or to be real-world? It comes off as contradictory, but it's realistic! What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness!