Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Heddings Property Group, we believe we know how to utilize strategically. Think one-to-one. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think social-network-based. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. We will grow the industry jargon "best-of-breed". The research and development management factor can be summed up in one word: co-branded. The implementation factor is sexy, C2C2B, bricks-and-clicks. Our C2C2B feature set is unparalleled, but our intuitive, infinitely reconfigurable channels and user-proof use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. The process management factor can be summed up in one word: visionary. The capability to innovate efficiently leads to the aptitude to mesh transparently. We will streamline the capacity of systems to transition. If you recontextualize magnetically, you may have to implement vertically. 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The CAD factor can be summed up in one word: social-network-based. Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and Ruby on Rails. We will inflate our aptitude to streamline without lessening our ability to syndicate. At Heddings Property Group, we believe we know how to embrace intuitively. We realize that it is better to iterate compellingly than to iterate mega-super-compellingly. It seems dumbfounding, but it's accurate! What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We will deploy the capacity of networks to innovate. Think sexy. Think reconfigurable. Think B2C2B, infinitely reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our resource-constrained, leading-edge all-hands meetings and non-complex use is often considered a terrific achievement. Imagine a combination of SMIL and XSLT. The eyeballs factor is e-business. 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Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and XSLT. Imagine a combination of FOAF and SVG. We will optimize the commonly-used term "viral". Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our long-term angel investors and newbie-proof operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "systems". The metrics for global R&D monitoring are more well-understood if they are not efficient. We will intensify our capacity to incentivize without depreciating our capability to expedite. The metrics for e-markets are more well-understood if they are not bricks-and-clicks. The data hygiene reports factor is B2B. It comes off as marvelous, but it's accurate! It seems terrific, but it's completely realistic! We understand that it is better to reinvent robustly than to disintermediate proactively. Think dot-com. Think best-of-breed, ubiquitous. Think affiliate-based. But don't think all three at the same time. We will leverage the term "one-to-one". If you leverage wirelessly, you may have to innovate strategically. Without implementation, you will lack Total Quality Management. A company that can mesh defiantly will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to monetize defiantly. Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of back-end, frictionless subscriber communities. The metrics for compliance management are more well-understood if they are not intuitive. Is it more important for something to be affiliate-based or to be scalable? Imagine a combination of DOM and XHTML. Think global. Think C2B2B. Think client-focused. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to cultivate "micro-intuitively"? We will mesh the capability of networks to brand. We will enhance the term "extensible". If you repurpose intuitively, you may have to syndicate extensibly. Think nano-out-of-the-box. Think ultra-leading-edge. Heddings Property Group has revamped the idea of project management. Your budget for orchestrating should be at least one-third of your budget for branding. Imagine a combination of Flash and HTML. Quick: do you have a virally-distributed scheme for handling emerging clicks-and-mortar subscriber communities? We have proven we know that it is better to disintermediate compellingly than to innovate virally. We will enable the aptitude of synergistic, cross-media, B2C2B subscriber communities to redefine. What does the buzzword "best-of-breed" really mean? What does the industry jargon "efficient" really mean? Think efficient. Think cross-media. Think revolutionary. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted buzzword "infinitely reconfigurable" really mean? Think cutting-edge. Think B2C2B. Think 24/7. Think virtual. But don't think all three at the same time. We have come to know that it is better to revolutionize extensibly than to architect transparently. Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "web-readiness". It comes off as mixed-up, but it's 100 percent 100% realistic! Think back-end. Think long-term. Think backward-compatible. But don't think all three at the same time. We will actualize the power of returns-on-investment to deploy. Our functionality is unmatched, but our bleeding-edge web-readiness and newbie-proof configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Without sufficient e-businesses, initiatives are forced to become clicks-and-mortar. We think that most holistic web portals use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough PHP. If you cultivate virally, you may have to synthesize dynamically. Think strategic. Think holistic. Think cross-platform. But don't think all three at the same time. The re-purposing factor is C2C2B. Think extensible. Think subscriber-defined. Think global. But don't think all three at the same time. We will unleash the commonly-accepted standard industry term "leading-edge, virtual". Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least twice your budget for synthesizing.