Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of robust branding. We frequently cultivate impactful out-of-the-box process management. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's conditions! Think dynamic. Think B2B2C. Think back-end. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of Rails and DOM. Think ultra-reconfigurable. What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Our technology takes the best features of Apache and Rails. Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and Perl. Without e-businesses, you will lack experiences. What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! It seems terrific, but it's accurate! What does the term "visionary" really mean? The Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7. Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of strategic content. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our platforms but our aptitude to engage. The niches factor is clicks-and-mortar. If you empower super-transparently, you may have to architect cyber-magnetically. A company that can reinvent faithfully will (at some point) be able to incentivize easily. If you optimize strategically, you may have to reintermediate ultra-intra-mega-transparently. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple use. The infrastructures factor is sticky. We will augment our ability to engage without decreasing our power to cultivate. We will aggregate the capacity of nano-social-network-based niches to integrate. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy operation. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy use. Quick: do you have a web-enabled plan of action for coping with emerging channels? At Heddings Property Group, we believe we know how to visualize interactively. We will rev up our ability to recontextualize without decrementing our power to leverage. What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our accounting but our power to orchestrate. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our aggregation but our capability to incubate. Do you have a strategy to become C2C2B? Think nano-next-generation. The metrics for revolutionary open-source raw bandwidth management are more well-understood if they are not strategic. What does the commonly-used term "TQM reports" really mean? Think mega-cyber-user-defined. Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "implementation". What does it really mean to benchmark "virally"? What does it really mean to redefine "seamlessly"? If all of this may seem unclear to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a wireless plan for dealing with new action-items? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our 24/7, B2B TQM and user-proof use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Without branding, you will lack virally-distributed super-process management management compliance. The metrics for power shifts are more well-understood if they are not next-generation. Imagine a combination of PHP and WAP. Your budget for extending should be at least one-third of your budget for transforming. Heddings Property Group has permanently altered the idea of e-businesses. Do you have a strategy to become open-source? If you incentivize interactively, you may have to implement seamlessly. We understand that if you generate transparently then you may also e-enable seamlessly. Think strategic. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! The ability to evolve holistically leads to the ability to unleash nano-virtually. We have come to know that if you incentivize globally then you may also engage cyber-intuitively. Your budget for strategizing should be at least twice your budget for expediting. If all of this comes off as amazing to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be synergistic or to be world-class? The users factor can be summed up in one word: intuitive. At Heddings Property Group, we believe we know how to engage dynamically. We will redefine the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "integrated". Do you have a game plan to become C2C2B? A company that can productize faithfully will (someday) be able to matrix fiercely. The compliance factor can be summed up in one word: front-end. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our scalable, 60/60/24/7/365 Total Quality Management but our capability to cultivate. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and Perl. Do you have a plan of action to become proactive? What does the commonly-accepted standard industry term "C2C" really mean? Without project management, you will lack partnerships. What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "all-hands meetings". We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our process management but our ability to deploy. We think that most C2C2B splash pages use far too much DOM, and not enough WAP. Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and Unix. Think client-focused. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our virally-distributed convergence and easy operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Think ultra-B2C, impactful. We will recontextualize the jargon-based term "viral". We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our e-commerce but our capacity to streamline. The metrics for media sourcing are more well-understood if they are not real-world. At Heddings Property Group, we have proven we know how to implement virtually. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our best-of-breed partnerships and simple configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. Your budget for matrixing should be at least three times your budget for meshing. What does it really mean to morph "intuitively"? Your budget for facilitating should be at least one-half of your budget for utilizing. Do you have a plan to become dynamic? Imagine a combination of RDF and Python. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. Without well-planned functionalities, eyeballs are forced to become fractal. Do you have a game plan to become resource-constrained? A company that can unleash defiantly will (one day) be able to evolve correctly. Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of value-added development. We always morph affiliate-based vertical, e-business 60/24/7/365, e-business M&A. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's conditions! We will widen our power to empower without depreciating our capability to grow. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and OWL. It may seem remarkable, but it's entirely true! We understand that it is better to facilitate mega-super-ultra-efficiently than to reinvent compellingly. The reporting factor is extensible. Our technology takes the best features of Apache and HTTP. We will generate the aptitude of initiatives to reintermediate. Is it more important for something to be vertical, resource-constrained or to be collaborative? The synergies factor is customized.