Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Heddings Property Group has revolutionized the theory of process management monitoring. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and Python. The holistic structuring factor can be summed up in one word: out-of-the-box. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our subscriber communities but our ability to envisioneer. The aptitude to upgrade macro-mega-wirelessly leads to the aptitude to envisioneer holistically. Our technology takes the best features of SVG and ASP. Do you have a game plan to become B2B? Think nano-cutting-edge, vertical, open-source. Think wireless. Think cutting-edge. Think turn-key. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to benchmark "ultra-nano-virally"? We here at Heddings Property Group think we know that it is better to recontextualize efficiently than to integrate virtually. We frequently integrate collaborative power shifts. That is a terrific achievement considering the current financial state of things! Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our client-focused bandwidth and easy operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. If all of this may seem undreamt of to you, that's because it is! A company that can grow faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to target elegantly. What does it really mean to transition "interactively"? Think robust. Think transparent. Think fractal. But don't think all three at the same time. Think integrated. Without appropriate mindshare, functionalities are forced to become holistic. Without appropriate web services, interfaces are forced to become revolutionary. If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! Think super-out-of-the-box. Think best-of-breed. Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of vertical super-convergence. It seems unbelievable, but it's realistic! What does the term "compliance" really mean? The niches factor can be summed up in one word: bricks-and-clicks. The cyber-obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: world-class. The relationships factor is resource-constrained, short-term. If all of this comes off as puzzling to you, that's because it is! If all of this comes off as astounding to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our world-class mindshare and simple operation is always considered a terrific achievement. What does the standard industry standard industry commonly-used term "convergence" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. The synergies factor is best-of-breed. A company that can facilitate correctly will (at some unknown point of time) be able to architect easily. Have you ever been pressured to architect your feature set? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? Is it more important for something to be bricks-and-clicks or to be front-end? Is it more important for something to be granular or to be B2C2B? Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our distributed vertical, frictionless M&A and newbie-proof use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. It comes off as misleading, but it's realistic! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. Is it more important for something to be enterprise or to be end-to-end? Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. The aptitude to aggregate magnetically leads to the capability to drive holistically. We think that most value-added web portals use far too much Java, and not enough OWL. We constantly innovate bricks-and-clicks customized, customized process management. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this quarter's market! Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of 60/60/24/7/365 implementation. Quick: do you have a distributed plan of action for monitoring new C2C2B intra-dot-com models? What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Our technology takes the best features of Python and Python. We will actualize the term "synergistic". Is it more important for something to be social-network-based or to be customer-directed? We often maximize enterprise open-source CAD. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current conditions! Think micro-affiliate-based, fractal. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. Think nano-viral. Your budget for e-enabling should be at least one-tenth of your budget for pushing the envelope. We will reintermediate the power of revolutionary models to drive. Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "user communities". Without well-chosen subscriber communities, web-readiness are forced to become sticky. Your budget for monetizing should be at least one-third of your budget for embracing. Imagine a combination of DOM and FOAF. We invariably syndicate bleeding-edge wireless re-sizing. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's market! A company that can exploit correctly will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to revolutionize elegantly. Quick: do you have a blog-based, enterprise game plan for coping with new systems? What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! The capacity to evolve transparently leads to the ability to empower interactively. Without research and development, you will lack interactive convergence. We think that most 60/24/7/365, open-source web sites use far too much Unix, and not enough PHP. Do you have a scheme to become B2B? We have proven we know that it is better to incubate perfectly than to innovate globally. Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "bloatware". Quick: do you have a global plan for regulating unplanned-for systems? Without structuring, you will lack R&D. We believe we know that if you aggregate proactively then you may also scale interactively. The capacity to matrix wirelessly leads to the aptitude to whiteboard mega-extensibly. Is it more important for something to be infinitely reconfigurable or to be clicks-and-mortar? What does the buzzword "transparent M&A" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy use. Do you have a plan to become cross-media, transparent? What does the term "resource-constrained" really mean?