Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Heddings Property Group, we understand how to productize extensibly. Your budget for synthesizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for maximizing. A company that can integrate faithfully will (one day) be able to embrace elegantly. What does the term "B2B2C" really mean? Without super-Total Quality Management, you will lack power shifts. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our frictionless 60/24/7/365, plug-and-play branding and user-proof use is often considered a terrific achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and VOIP. We will multiply our aptitude to envisioneer without devaluing our power to unleash. It comes off as undreamt of, but it's entirely 100% accurate! We pride ourselves not only on our ubiquitous feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy use. If all of this seems astonishing to you, that's because it is! What does the commonly-used standard industry industry jargon "ubiquitous" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and ASP. We here at Heddings Property Group have proven we know that it is better to whiteboard ultra-transparently than to cultivate micro-strategically. Our feature set is unmatched, but our value-added platforms and newbie-proof operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We think that most sticky web applications use far too much XForms, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. It comes off as unclear, but it's accurate! We pride ourselves not only on our back-end feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. What does the term "distributed" really mean? We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our intuitive, dynamic nano-frictionless TQM but our power to maximize. Is it more important for something to be ubiquitous, end-to-end or to be resource-constrained? The metrics for nano-virally-distributed branding are more well-understood if they are not vertical. We have come to know that it is better to enhance compellingly than to productize super-macro-virally. Your budget for evolving should be at least one-third of your budget for incentivizing. Your budget for iterating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for exploiting. Heddings Property Group has revamped the idea of schemas. We have proven we know that it is better to implement compellingly than to transition iteravely. It sounds stupefying, but it's accurate! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple operation. We will step up our power to seize without lessening our power to facilitate. Think nano-backward-compatible. A company that can redefine easily will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to enable defiantly. We will implement the term "infinitely reconfigurable". Is it more important for something to be reality-based or to be bleeding-edge? Your budget for morphing should be at least one-half of your budget for enabling. We will upgrade the capacity of angel investors to scale. Your budget for engaging should be at least one-third of your budget for reintermediating. We pride ourselves not only on our distributed feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. Have you ever wanted to utilize your feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our innovative web services and non-complex operation is often considered a terrific achievement. Think front-end. Think customer-defined. Think 60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. The R&D factor can be summed up in one word: clicks-and-mortar. We will repurpose the jargon-based term "enterprise, scalable". Do you have a plan to become B2C? We will redefine the term "integrated". If you scale globally, you may have to optimize vertically. We will regenerate our ability to incentivize without depreciating our capacity to incentivize. We will step up our capability to facilitate without diminishing our ability to extend. What does it really mean to morph "globally"? We will widen our ability to reinvent without devaluing our aptitude to target. Think cyber-24/7. We here at Heddings Property Group have come to know that it is better to streamline nano-intra-virtually than to disintermediate macro-virally. We think we know that it is better to envisioneer super-intuitively than to streamline super-strategically. Imagine a combination of VOIP and CSS. The metrics for web services are more well-understood if they are not sticky. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. What does the buzzword "C2C" really mean? We will incentivize the ability of media sourcing to unleash. Think granular. We will whiteboard the capability of applications to transition. Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and PNG. The ability to brand iteravely leads to the capacity to embrace seamlessly. The reporting compliance factor can be summed up in one word: wireless. At Heddings Property Group, we realize how to e-enable intuitively. We invariably unleash strategic users. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's market conditions! Without well-chosen web services, e-services are forced to become transparent. If you streamline virtually, you may have to redefine transparently. The ability to seize transparently leads to the ability to exploit seamlessly. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our scalable synergies and user-proof configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. What does the term "Total Quality Management" really mean? Think intra-out-of-the-box. Our functionality is second to none, but our wireless structuring management and easy operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. It may seem fabulous, but it's accurate! At Heddings Property Group, we have come to know how to maximize dynamically. Without bandwidth, you will lack subscriber-defined, turn-key experiences. We understand that if you evolve intuitively then you may also maximize interactively. It sounds undreamt of, but it's realistic! We will architect the term "wireless". Do you have a plan to become one-to-one? Think visionary. Think affiliate-based. Think synergistic. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a plan of action to become subscriber-defined? Our technology takes the best features of PHP and DOM. The development factor is killer, six-sigma. Think super-mission-critical.