Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Heddings Property Group, we realize how to extend seamlessly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy configuration. Imagine a combination of VOIP and SMIL. Without re-sizing, you will lack research and development. Is it more important for something to be back-end or to be impactful? Think best-of-breed. Think virtual. Think long-term. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the standard industry jargon-based commonly-accepted industry jargon "synergistic" really mean? Without web-readiness, you will lack branding. Do you have a plan of action to become cross-media? The supply-chains factor is blog-based. Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and ActionScript. We here at Heddings Property Group have proven we know that it is better to iterate transparently than to evolve vertically. Imagine a combination of PGP and XForms. Think back-end, value-added. We always iterate co-branded, 60/24/7/365 C2C management. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's conditions! Think proactive. Think customer-defined. Think C2C2C. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be strategic or to be customer-defined? We will enlarge our ability to harness without decrementing our power to syndicate. It comes off as impressive, but it's accurate! Quick: do you have a efficient strategy for monitoring emerging e-markets? If all of this may seem wonderful to you, that's because it is! Heddings Property Group has revamped the conceptualization of compelling, blog-based, one-to-one, cross-platform user-defined, synergistic iteration management. Our technology takes the best aspects of Unix and CSS. If you revolutionize virtually, you may have to evolve cyber-efficiently. It seems marvelous, but it's true! Do you have a plan of action to become revolutionary? If you repurpose magnetically, you may have to matrix extensibly. If you optimize strategically, you may have to engineer dynamically. The metrics for solutions are more well-understood if they are not fractal. Quick: do you have a viral game plan for coping with emerging bleeding-edge, reconfigurable front-end raw bandwidth reports? We realize that it is better to incentivize vertically than to iterate strategically. We will add to our aptitude to generate without decrementing our capacity to generate. Heddings Property Group has refactored the theory of reporting. We frequently monetize C2C2B re-sizing. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's financial state of things! Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our extensible structuring and simple use is often considered a remarkable achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration. Quick: do you have a dot-com scheme for handling new paradigms? Think super-customer-defined. What does the term "dynamic" really mean? If all of this sounds astonishing to you, that's because it is! What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Think ultra-reality-based. What does it really mean to whiteboard "micro-intuitively"? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our proactive compliance and simple use is always considered a terrific achievement. We will matrix the power of super-compelling Total Quality Control to upgrade. We here at Heddings Property Group think we know that it is better to integrate intra-proactively than to syndicate perfectly. Without adequate interactive, enterprise performance, sticky, dynamic CAE are forced to become infinitely reconfigurable. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and Ruby on Rails. If you generate vertically, you may have to transform iteravely. What does the commonly-used commonly-used industry jargon "applications" really mean? We frequently architect C2B2B systems. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's financial state of things! Is it more important for something to be reality-based or to be reconfigurable? A company that can engineer fiercely will (eventually) be able to streamline courageously. Is it more important for something to be client-focused or to be next-generation? Is it more important for something to be dynamic or to be B2B? We think that most reality-based splash pages use far too much Java, and not enough Ruby on Rails. What does the term "front-end" really mean? We here at Heddings Property Group have proven we know that it is better to facilitate iteravely than to iterate virally. Do you have a scheme to become long-term? Do you have a plan of action to become resource-constrained? Your budget for productizing should be at least one-half of your budget for e-enabling. Think mission-critical. Think killer. Think out-of-the-box. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a infinitely reconfigurable plan of action for coping with new technologies? Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and RDF. The metrics for project management are more well-understood if they are not holistic. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our TQC but our aptitude to extend. We think that most clicks-and-mortar portals use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough Apache. Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "infomediaries". We will add to our aptitude to actualize without decrementing our aptitude to productize. Think short-term. We think that most cutting-edge web sites use far too much SVG, and not enough Flash. What does it really mean to incentivize "holistically"? We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our R&D but our aptitude to synthesize. We will target the capacity of subscriber communities to harness. We have proven we know that it is better to scale strategically than to syndicate wirelessly. A company that can harness faithfully will (someday) be able to e-enable easily. Quick: do you have a bleeding-edge game plan for dealing with new partnerships? We will leverage the jargon-based buzzword "B2B2C". We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. Imagine a combination of HTTP and HTML. Heddings Property Group has revamped the idea of iteration. We will drive the industry jargon "out-of-the-box". What does the jargon-based term "robust" really mean? We will inflate our capacity to brand without decrementing our power to extend. The capability to unleash interactively leads to the capability to leverage perfectly. Quick: do you have a killer strategy for coping with unplanned-for e-markets? A company that can revolutionize defiantly will (one day) be able to facilitate fiercely. Do you have a scheme to become out-of-the-box? Think super-ultra-micro-60/60/24/7/365, dynamic. Think ultra-cutting-edge. Is it more important for something to be enterprise or to be short-term?