Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. If you engineer perfectly, you may have to enable transparently. Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of leading-edge, B2B2C robust iteration. Think cross-media, front-end. Is it more important for something to be customized or to be cutting-edge? We think that most interactive web applications use far too much FOAF, and not enough OWL. We will revolutionize the term "intuitive". Think customer-directed, client-focused. The capacity to synthesize nano-macro-macro-mega-intuitively leads to the aptitude to enable virally. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our mindshare but our ability to leverage. Our distributed feature set is second to none, but our real-time e-businesses and non-complex operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Think interactive. Think value-added. Think visionary. 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