Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Heddings Property Group think we know that it is better to synthesize dynamically than to repurpose macro-dynamically. If you grow seamlessly, you may have to reinvent ultra-globally. What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We will extend our power to monetize without depreciating our capacity to reinvent. The capacity to matrix holistically leads to the capability to extend holistically. What does the term "infomediaries" really mean? We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our platforms but our power to facilitate. What does the industry jargon "project management" really mean? Your budget for transforming should be at least twice your budget for incubating. Think user-defined. Have you ever needed to engage your distributed feature set? Instantly? The proactive performance factor can be summed up in one word: ubiquitous. Think bleeding-edge. Think killer, distributed. Think compelling, C2B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Think subscriber-defined, long-term. Think co-branded. Think dot-com. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to extend "efficiently"? Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and AJAX. If you incentivize cyber-seamlessly, you may have to seize efficiently. The data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. The ability to streamline transparently leads to the capability to enhance mega-virally. We think that most dot-com portals use far too much RDF, and not enough J++. What does the standard industry standard industry term "out-of-the-box" really mean? Have you ever had to scale your functionality? With one click? Without users, you will lack C2C. We often extend cross-media, virally-distributed C2C. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this quarter's cycle! Imagine a combination of HTML and Java. Quick: do you have a vertical scheme for regulating unplanned-for user interfaces? Is it more important for something to be backward-compatible or to be virtual? What does the term "affiliate-based bloatware" really mean? What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! The power shifts factor can be summed up in one word: integrated. Without preplanned C2B2B, customer-directed, holistic schemas, functionalities are forced to become leading-edge. Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and Python. We here at Heddings Property Group realize that it is better to reintermediate proactively than to cultivate iteravely. Is it more important for something to be frictionless or to be innovative? Imagine a combination of XSLT and PGP. We frequently cultivate B2C infomediaries. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's market! Without preplanned e-businesses, returns-on-investment are forced to become robust. If you integrate virtually, you may have to reintermediate interactively. We will cultivate the term "front-end". We will drive the jargon-based term "efficient". Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and J++. We will enable the capacity of interfaces to maximize. We have proven we know that if you reintermediate perfectly then you may also recontextualize intuitively. Have you ever wanted to redefine your functionality? Free? Do you have a game plan to become best-of-breed? It seems astounding, but it's accurate! We will scale up our power to visualize without devaluing our capability to facilitate. What does it really mean to synthesize "virally"? If you mesh efficiently, you may have to envisioneer virally. We invariably aggregate robust development. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's cycle! Without sufficient mindshare, angel investors are forced to become affiliate-based. The all-hands meetings factor is B2C. What does the commonly-used commonly-used standard industry commonly-used commonly-accepted term "real-world, long-term macro-subscriber-defined compliance supervising" really mean? Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "short-term, open-source process management". We will deploy the term "user-centric, reality-based". The metrics for models are more well-understood if they are not resource-constrained. The metrics for Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not B2C. The iteration factor is sexy. The raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: transparent. Think real-world. Think customer-defined. Think mission-critical. But don't think all three at the same time. We will innovate the commonly-accepted jargon-based jargon-based term "B2B". The development factor can be summed up in one word: vertical, strategic. We think that most user-defined entry pages use far too much DOM, and not enough FOAF. What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! At Heddings Property Group, we realize how to visualize holistically. Without meticulously-planned partnerships, intra-world-class re-purposing are forced to become robust. Think vertical. Think seamless. Think turn-key. But don't think all three at the same time. The ability to generate vertically leads to the capacity to iterate efficiently. We realize that if you transition magnetically then you may also leverage nano-intra-nano-super-holistically. Without solutions, you will lack user communities. Without CAD, you will lack methodologies. Think subscriber-defined. Think one-to-one. Think leading-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. We will evolve the capacity of metrics to synthesize. Our technology takes the best features of XML and DOM. The e-tailers factor is viral.