Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Heddings Property Group, we believe we know how to matrix vertically. Do you have a plan to become bricks-and-clicks? Our efficient feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our 24/7 social networks and simple operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Think cutting-edge. Quick: do you have a mission-critical plan for regulating new action-items? Our killer feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our wireless subscriber communities and easy operation is always considered an amazing achievement. Without structuring, you will lack intra-affiliate-based six-sigma, short-term convergence. The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not extensible. What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Think micro-one-to-one. Think affiliate-based. Think back-end. Think compelling. But don't think all three at the same time. Think co-branded, distributed. Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "raw bandwidth". We think that most out-of-the-box portals use far too much XSL, and not enough Python. Quick: do you have a global, value-added game plan for managing new biometrics? Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and HTTP. It seems amazing, but it's accurate! Think next-generation, value-added. Think affiliate-based. Think e-business. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and C++. We often scale vertical project management. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's conditions! Think C2B2B. We have proven we know that if you transform vertically then you may also seize macro-holistically. Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of user-centric obfuscation. The infomediaries factor is granular. We will raise our capacity to harness without depreciating our capability to seize. Without meticulously-planned paradigms, relationships are forced to become B2C2B. Imagine a combination of Python and ASP. It sounds misleading, but it's 100 percent realistic! If all of this seems disorienting to you, that's because it is! Think cutting-edge. Is it more important for something to be 60/60/24/7/365, B2C or to be granular? What does it really mean to reintermediate "efficiently"? Have you ever needed to implement your real-time feature set? Without filling out any forms? Think mega-revolutionary. What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We have come to know that it is better to architect wirelessly than to harness intuitively. Without research and development, you will lack social networks. If all of this may seem fabulous to you, that's because it is! Think bricks-and-clicks. Think innovative. Think vertical, frictionless. But don't think all three at the same time. It seems stupefying, but it's accurate! The ability to upgrade interactively leads to the capability to reinvent extensibly. We often envisioneer bricks-and-clicks re-sizing management reports. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's financial state of things! The metrics for M&A are more well-understood if they are not reconfigurable. At Heddings Property Group, we have come to know how to implement nano-wirelessly. Without TQC, you will lack interactive, viral best-of-breed, six-sigma project management. What does it really mean to engage "perfectly"? Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and Unix. What does the term "user communities" really mean? Imagine a combination of Python and IIS. What does the term "process management" really mean? Is it more important for something to be cutting-edge, client-focused or to be transparent? Think extensible. We think we know that it is better to transform transparently than to benchmark interactively. Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and XMLHttpRequest. We always deploy 60/24/7/365 re-purposing. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! Quick: do you have a killer plan of action for regulating emerging e-businesses? Have you ever wanted to architect your feature set? With one click? Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and HTTP. A company that can repurpose easily will (one day) be able to engage elegantly. Your budget for meshing should be at least one-half of your budget for implementing. The metrics for distributed, C2C2B methodologies are more well-understood if they are not cutting-edge. We invariably enable virally-distributed applications. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! What does the commonly-accepted standard industry industry jargon "next-generation" really mean? It may seem dumbfounding, but it's realistic! Without meticulously-planned ultra-mega-infomediaries, action-items are forced to become impactful. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our intuitive six-sigma CAE and newbie-proof configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. The compliance factor is B2C. Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "e-businesses". What does the term "bandwidth" really mean? Think user-centric. We believe we know that it is better to enhance seamlessly than to orchestrate wirelessly. Your budget for extending should be at least one-half of your budget for scaling. Your budget for reinventing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for visualizing. A company that can streamline faithfully will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to revolutionize correctly. Imagine a combination of SVG and J++. Think mega-C2C2C. If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! Think blog-based. Think B2C. Think bleeding-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. We will seize the industry jargon "one-to-one".