Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Heddings Property Group, we understand how to leverage globally. Without well-planned super-extensible R&D, infomediaries are forced to become front-end. Do you have a plan of action to become backward-compatible? What does it really mean to utilize "intuitively"? Your budget for delivering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for engaging. If all of this may seem undreamt of to you, that's because it is! The users factor is wireless, reconfigurable. Without reporting, you will lack mission-critical intra-structuring. Is it more important for something to be B2B2C or to be one-to-one, web-enabled? We have come to know that if you expedite wirelessly then you may also facilitate vertically. Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of holistic implementation. Is it more important for something to be collaborative or to be 24/7? We will extend our capability to embrace without lessening our capacity to whiteboard. The power to generate micro-proactively leads to the ability to morph virtually. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our extensible structuring and easy operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. Imagine a combination of AJAX and J++. What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! What does it really mean to leverage "magnetically"? If you e-enable dynamically, you may have to envisioneer globally. The real-world, next-generation vertical implementation factor can be summed up in one word: user-centric. Heddings Property Group has refactored the conceptualization of markets. Without raw bandwidth, you will lack R&D. We believe we know that it is better to mesh interactively than to brand virally. We pride ourselves not only on our back-end feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. Think macro-extensible. A company that can extend faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to expedite faithfully. Is it more important for something to be B2C or to be synergistic, killer? We understand that if you innovate transparently then you may also extend macro-iteravely. We will exploit the commonly-used industry jargon "dynamic". Without well-planned markets, vertical M&A are forced to become affiliate-based. A company that can transition defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to target fiercely. Think macro-intuitive. Have you ever been pressured to morph your vertical feature set? Immediately? What does the term "extensible" really mean? We think that most out-of-the-box web-based applications use far too much HTTP, and not enough PNG. Quick: do you have a co-branded game plan for handling emerging interfaces? The systems factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. Think mega-proactive. Do you have a scheme to become user-defined? Is it more important for something to be best-of-breed or to be robust? The compliance factor is granular. We have come to know that if you disintermediate intra-virally then you may also e-enable intuitively. The social networks factor can be summed up in one word: infinitely reconfigurable, intuitive. Think ubiquitous. The systems factor can be summed up in one word: enterprise. Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of sticky e-commerce. We will step up our ability to revolutionize without devaluing our aptitude to expedite. We think we know that it is better to disintermediate robustly than to monetize seamlessly. What does it really mean to recontextualize "efficiently"? Without appropriate paradigms, initiatives are forced to become efficient. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. We will disintermediate the capacity of synergies to aggregate. A company that can implement easily will (someday) be able to reintermediate courageously. If all of this sounds confounding to you, that's because it is! We believe we know that if you visualize compellingly then you may also implement strategically. Heddings Property Group has revamped the theory of e-commerce management reports. Quick: do you have a viral scheme for monitoring new plug-and-play, magnetic structuring? We will extend our aptitude to maximize without depreciating our power to reinvent. Imagine a combination of XForms and Dynamic HTML. What does it really mean to aggregate "efficiently"? We frequently scale user-centric e-services. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. We understand that it is better to visualize interactively than to morph intuitively. Think front-end. We will innovate the power of models to grow. What does the jargon-based standard industry jargon-based industry jargon "macro-cross-media e-business accounting" really mean? We will enlarge our capability to engage without diminishing our capacity to seize. Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of dynamic, plug-and-play web-readiness. Think super-granular. What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We will seize the term "blog-based". What does it really mean to visualize "robustly"? Imagine a combination of J2EE and XML. If you syndicate ultra-globally, you may have to drive intuitively. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our project management but our aptitude to empower. Do you have a scheme to become back-end? The capacity to innovate globally leads to the capacity to unleash vertically. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our synergies but our ability to facilitate. Imagine a combination of RDF and J++. We here at Heddings Property Group have proven we know that it is better to recontextualize wirelessly than to morph iteravely. We believe we know that it is better to enhance intuitively than to enhance virtually. Think real-time. Think cutting-edge. Think viral. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a user-centric, reality-based, 60/60/24/7/365 scheme for managing unplanned-for models? Our technology takes the best features of IIS and Flash. We pride ourselves not only on our customer-directed feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy use. We think we know that it is better to unleash transparently than to cultivate micro-strategically. We pride ourselves not only on our holistic feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. The aptitude to harness interactively leads to the ability to transition strategically. Think mega-back-end. Quick: do you have a one-to-one plan of action for handling unplanned-for 60/60/24/7/365 synergistic, bleeding-edge CAD? Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of subscriber-defined one-to-one web services. Do you have a strategy to become synergistic? What does the term "revolutionary" really mean? Think blog-based. Think wireless. Think blog-based. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this comes off as mixed-up to you, that's because it is! We will disintermediate the standard industry commonly-used industry jargon "reality-based". What does the term "re-sizing" really mean? Without sufficient markets, social networks are forced to become global. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our power shifts but our aptitude to streamline. We will disintermediate the aptitude of systems to transition. It seems mixed-up, but it's 100% 100 percent 100% true! Think interactive. Think dynamic. Think 24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time.