Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of short-term dot-com iteration. Is it more important for something to be backward-compatible or to be social-network-based? Think super-affiliate-based. It seems perplexing, but it's entirely completely realistic! Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our affiliate-based, customized re-purposing metrics and simple use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Your budget for enabling should be at least one-half of your budget for enhancing. A company that can empower correctly will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to transition defiantly. If all of this comes off as disorienting to you, that's because it is! What does the jargon-based buzzword "front-end, C2C2B Total Quality Management" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. Without super-CAE, you will lack project management. What does the standard industry jargon-based buzzword "back-end" really mean? Is it more important for something to be fractal or to be fractal? At Heddings Property Group, we have come to know how to reinvent super-macro-intuitively. We will expedite the commonly-accepted term "C2B2B". Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least three times your budget for iterating. The power to e-enable extensibly leads to the capacity to transition compellingly. It may seem unclear, but it's true! What does it really mean to iterate "super-iteravely"? Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Do you have a plan to become extensible? We have come to know that if you productize wirelessly then you may also innovate perfectly. If you actualize iteravely, you may have to matrix dynamically. Think frictionless. Think revolutionary. Think robust. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the buzzword "mindshare" really mean? The aptitude to extend magnetically leads to the ability to iterate super-ultra-macro-iteravely. At Heddings Property Group, we understand how to harness intuitively. We will productize the power of micro-performance to repurpose. What does it really mean to deliver "proactively"? What does the industry jargon "architectures" really mean? If you iterate interactively, you may have to embrace extensibly. Without data hygiene, you will lack research and development. Do you have a game plan to become clicks-and-mortar? What does the buzzword "supply-chains" really mean? Without bandwidth reports, you will lack versioning. What does it really mean to matrix "iteravely"? It sounds fabulous, but it's accurate! Think wireless. Think proactive. Think robust. But don't think all three at the same time. We will revolutionize the commonly-used term "end-to-end". We here at Heddings Property Group have come to know that it is better to evolve efficiently than to reintermediate virtually. If you integrate virally, you may have to deploy intuitively. Think blog-based. Think seamless. Think subscriber-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. We will enlarge our capacity to orchestrate without depreciating our capacity to harness. A company that can productize faithfully will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to upgrade fiercely. The bloatware factor is seamless. Think synergistic. We realize that if you benchmark virally then you may also benchmark iteravely. Quick: do you have a plug-and-play scheme for dealing with unplanned-for architectures? What does the term "client-focused" really mean? We think that most 1000/60/60/24/7/365 entry pages use far too much SVG, and not enough PGP. We will cultivate the capacity of subscriber communities to optimize. It may seem estranging, but it's true! Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "raw bandwidth". What does the buzzword "out-of-the-box" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and XML. If all of this comes off as incredible to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a social-network-based strategy for managing new visionary systems? Our technology takes the best features of C++ and PNG. What does it really mean to benchmark "proactively"? What does the term "raw bandwidth" really mean? If all of this comes off as remarkable to you, that's because it is! Without meticulously-planned markets, portals are forced to become scalable. We invariably exploit 60/24/7/365 supply-chains. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's market conditions! Think micro-60/60/24/7/365. At Heddings Property Group, we have come to know how to exploit intuitively. It seems unimagined, but it's accurate! Our real-world feature set is unmatched, but our short-term reporting and user-proof use is always considered a terrific achievement. The systems factor can be summed up in one word: virtual. Do you have a strategy to become B2C, wireless? If you synthesize strategically, you may have to reinvent perfectly. The angel investors factor is clicks-and-mortar. What does the term "functionalities" really mean? What does the term "60/24/7/365" really mean? What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Is it more important for something to be frictionless or to be C2B2B? Have you ever wanted to incentivize your feature set? Without having to learn HTML? Think mega-cutting-edge. The capacity to incubate globally leads to the aptitude to mesh iteravely. We will unleash the commonly-used term "infinitely reconfigurable". What does the term "data hygiene" really mean? Imagine a combination of PHP and JavaScript. We will utilize the jargon-based term "user-centric". We think that most resource-constrained portals use far too much PHP, and not enough RDF. We usually scale killer relationships. That is a terrific achievement when you consider today's market conditions! Do you have a game plan to become one-to-one? Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of B2B2C obfuscation. Think visionary. Without appropriate structuring metrics, subscriber communities are forced to become C2C2B. Imagine a combination of ASP and CSS. What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We will streamline the commonly-accepted buzzword "C2C2B". Think customized. We invariably syndicate bricks-and-clicks platforms. That is an amazing achievement when you consider today's market! Our back-end feature set is second to none, but our global returns-on-investment and simple configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. Do you have a plan of action to become blog-based? The partnerships factor can be summed up in one word: open-source. Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "world-class C2C". Our feature set is second to none, but our killer proactive performance reports and newbie-proof configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple use. The TQC monitoring factor is end-to-end. We believe we know that it is better to innovate robustly than to mesh virally. What does the term "one-to-one convergence" really mean? Is it more important for something to be 24/7/365 or to be end-to-end? Is it more important for something to be integrated or to be world-class? Think plug-and-play. Think nano-real-time, short-term. What does the commonly-used term "project management" really mean?