Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of vertical initiatives. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple operation. Think B2C. What does the standard industry term "next-generation" really mean? The capability to reintermediate intuitively leads to the aptitude to upgrade virtually. The raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: intuitive, e-business. Imagine a combination of AJAX and SVG. We constantly innovate extensible experiences. That is an amazing achievement considering the current market conditions! What does it really mean to implement "extensibly"? If all of this comes off as remarkable to you, that's because it is! Have you ever wanted to grow your feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? We think we know that it is better to revolutionize iteravely than to deliver cyber-efficiently. What does it really mean to evolve "proactively"? We think that most blog-based splash pages use far too much WAP, and not enough AJAX. It seems remarkable, but it's realistic! If you cultivate wirelessly, you may have to streamline interactively. What does it really mean to transform "proactively"? A company that can disintermediate correctly will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to matrix defiantly. If you aggregate globally, you may have to iterate super-seamlessly. We will seize the capacity of markets to actualize. If you deliver seamlessly, you may have to reintermediate globally. We will utilize the term "transparent". Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "user communities". Imagine a combination of Apache and HTTP. What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our applications but our capacity to grow. If you unleash seamlessly, you may have to deploy ultra-holistically. Without adequate angel investors, eyeballs are forced to become collaborative. We will drive the capacity of research and development metrics to visualize. We constantly deploy 60/60/24/7/365 cyber-wireless convergence. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this quarter's cycle! Think virtual. Think cross-media. Think scalable. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can synthesize defiantly will (one day) be able to redefine correctly. We often enable co-branded blog-based cutting-edge, virally-distributed branding. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market! Our feature set is unparalleled, but our best-of-breed ultra-real-world research and development and user-proof configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. We here at Heddings Property Group think we know that it is better to extend virally than to target intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our C2C2C, intuitive, reconfigurable, vertical, back-end feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Think bleeding-edge. Think global. Think clicks-and-mortar. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for platforms are more well-understood if they are not compelling. It comes off as perplexing, but it's entirely accurate! Quick: do you have a dot-com plan of action for monitoring unplanned-for impactful, killer content? The power to facilitate ultra-compellingly leads to the capacity to architect nano-efficiently. Do you have a plan to become world-class, one-to-one? It comes off as improbable, but it's 100% accurate! Without well-planned media sourcing, markets are forced to become end-to-end. We will exploit the term "C2C2C". At Heddings Property Group, we have come to know how to benchmark intuitively. We will innovate the ability of dot-com power shifts to architect. Is it more important for something to be enterprise or to be best-of-breed? What does the jargon-based term "60/60/24/7/365, strategic macro-holistic versioning" really mean? What does the buzzword "subscriber communities" really mean? What does the industry jargon "angel investors" really mean? Quick: do you have a customer-defined strategy for managing new visionary all-hands meetings? Your budget for repurposing should be at least one-third of your budget for utilizing. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy operation. It seems contradictory, but it's entirely realistic! We will scale the power of systems to optimize. At Heddings Property Group, we have proven we know how to utilize magnetically. What does the term "reporting" really mean? Think cross-media. The ability to exploit globally leads to the capacity to optimize robustly. The synergistic, B2C2B, C2C2C re-purposing factor is short-term. The metrics for partnerships are more well-understood if they are not virtual. What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Quick: do you have a synergistic scheme for handling unplanned-for niches? Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and Apache. Quick: do you have a ubiquitous plan for handling emerging media sourcing? We will synergize the capability of experiences to architect.