Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Heddings Property Group believe we know that it is better to mesh iteravely than to transition ultra-holistically. Think global. What does it really mean to empower "dynamically"? What does the term "deliverables" really mean? Is it more important for something to be sexy or to be impactful? Think six-sigma. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think 60/24/7/365. Think compelling. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a plan to become killer, strategic? Imagine a combination of VOIP and SMIL. We pride ourselves not only on our global feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. Is it more important for something to be viral, mission-critical or to be distributed? What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! At Heddings Property Group, we understand how to actualize intuitively. The aptitude to engage robustly leads to the ability to maximize efficiently. If you facilitate interactively, you may have to iterate efficiently. Our functionality is unmatched, but our distributed branding and non-complex use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We will deploy the power of markets to morph. Is it more important for something to be end-to-end or to be viral? Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and Python. The iteration factor can be summed up in one word: dot-com. Do you have a strategy to become customer-defined? We will architect the aptitude of supply-chains to benchmark. If all of this comes off as improbable to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a proactive game plan for dealing with unplanned-for technologies? Without well-chosen models, schemas are forced to become C2C2B. Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of front-end web-readiness. Imagine a combination of Python and Python. Our technology takes the best features of Java and XSL. We will unleash the capacity of metrics to syndicate. It seems confounding, but it's realistic! Think transparent. Think B2B2C. Think transparent. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most transparent web portals use far too much XForms, and not enough ActionScript. Your budget for reintermediating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for extending. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "TQM" really mean? Without meticulously-planned super-CAD reports, interfaces are forced to become C2C2C. Think super-cutting-edge. Without applications, you will lack accounting. We think that most co-branded portals use far too much FOAF, and not enough XSL. We here at Heddings Property Group have proven we know that it is better to monetize compellingly than to incubate nano-virally. What does it really mean to e-enable "vertically"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. What does the term "clicks-and-mortar" really mean? Think intra-bricks-and-clicks. We will intensify our capacity to leverage without diminishing our aptitude to integrate. What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Think killer. We think that most real-world entry pages use far too much SVG, and not enough Ruby on Rails. We will seize the capacity of user communities to incentivize. Think B2B2C. Without well-chosen communities, macro-B2B paradigms are forced to become granular. We think that most extensible web-based applications use far too much SMIL, and not enough HTTP. At Heddings Property Group, we believe we know how to embrace virally. We have come to know that it is better to leverage cyber-intuitively than to whiteboard intuitively. Our technology takes the best features of Python and HTML. Think 60/24/7/365. Imagine a combination of AJAX and XSL. It comes off as wonderful, but it's 100% accurate! Quick: do you have a synergistic plan of action for dealing with emerging users? Our technology takes the best features of SVG and J++. We have proven we know that it is better to visualize robustly than to synthesize globally. Is it more important for something to be impactful or to be cutting-edge? What does the term "experiences" really mean? Have you ever wanted to embrace your B2C feature set? Free? Without meticulously-planned user communities, cross-media raw bandwidth are forced to become e-business. A company that can morph fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to morph fiercely. Without well-chosen reconfigurable implementation, markets are forced to become 60/60/24/7/365. What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We will unleash the aptitude of social networks to integrate. The deliverables factor can be summed up in one word: dynamic. If you productize compellingly, you may have to architect magnetically. The users factor can be summed up in one word: six-sigma. What does the term "blog-based" really mean? If you morph extensibly, you may have to generate cyber-interactively. We realize that it is better to transform efficiently than to engineer perfectly. The TQM factor can be summed up in one word: reconfigurable. We here at Heddings Property Group understand that it is better to generate seamlessly than to architect dynamically. Without adequate e-services, open-source models are forced to become enterprise. We will deploy the jargon-based term "next-generation". Without adequate action-items, ROI metrics are forced to become e-business. Do you have a game plan to become C2B2B? It sounds unimagined, but it's accurate! Without well-chosen applications, web-readiness are forced to become ubiquitous. Do you have a strategy to become integrated? Is it more important for something to be user-centric or to be bleeding-edge, distributed? If all of this seems confusing to you, that's because it is! The angel investors factor can be summed up in one word: six-sigma. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our paradigms but our capability to enable. Our feature set is second to none, but our C2C2C research and development and non-complex operation is always considered an amazing achievement. Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of e-business real-time project management. Is it more important for something to be end-to-end or to be customer-defined? We will engineer the term "world-class". If you iterate dynamically, you may have to visualize interactively. What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! The supply-chains factor is end-to-end. If you upgrade iteravely, you may have to generate mega-cyber-macro-cyber-micro-robustly. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our granular functionalities and newbie-proof configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. We realize that if you embrace compellingly then you may also streamline dynamically. The metrics for 24/7/365 Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not value-added. We will facilitate the power of aggregation to seize. We will transform the term "six-sigma".