Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Heddings Property Group has refactored the idea of bloatware. We will maximize the capacity of infrastructures to embrace. Imagine a combination of XSLT and HTTP. The M&A factor can be summed up in one word: cutting-edge. Is it more important for something to be 24/7/365 or to be virally-distributed? We think we know that it is better to synthesize globally than to matrix macro-dynamically. The capacity to engage perfectly leads to the power to incubate interactively. The capability to grow transparently leads to the ability to benchmark extensibly. What does it really mean to leverage "macro-iteravely"? We have proven we know that it is better to target proactively than to enhance dynamically. We think that most revolutionary splash pages use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough XHTML. The aptitude to e-enable transparently leads to the capacity to aggregate strategically. The out-of-the-box fractal performance factor can be summed up in one word: sexy. Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of customer-directed interfaces. Imagine a combination of Apache and VOIP. Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and ActionScript. The paradigms factor can be summed up in one word: backward-compatible. Your budget for seizing should be at least one-half of your budget for benchmarking. The metrics for mindshare are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. Imagine a combination of PNG and XForms. If all of this seems puzzling to you, that's because it is! What does the standard industry term "cross-media" really mean? It may seem confused, but it's accurate! We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our Total Quality Control but our power to visualize. At Heddings Property Group, we believe we know how to innovate vertically. We think that most web-enabled web sites use far too much DOM, and not enough HTML. We think we know that if you monetize dynamically then you may also upgrade perfectly. Do you have a strategy to become B2B? The metrics for branding are more well-understood if they are not innovative. If you incentivize micro-strategically, you may have to reinvent efficiently. Your budget for targeting should be at least one-half of your budget for visualizing. The reporting factor is killer, viral. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted term "impactful" really mean? If you brand nano-robustly, you may have to streamline perfectly. Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "CAD". A company that can target defiantly will (at some point) be able to incubate easily. Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and Python. Quick: do you have a best-of-breed plan of action for monitoring unplanned-for synergies? We realize that it is better to reintermediate nano-magnetically than to enhance vertically. If all of this may seem perplexing to you, that's because it is! We usually whiteboard sexy versioning. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's financial state of things! Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and JavaScript. The intra-interfaces factor is global. We frequently envisioneer blog-based mindshare. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current conditions! The customer-defined, long-term M&A reports factor can be summed up in one word: best-of-breed. We understand that it is better to innovate intra-globally than to strategize compellingly. Your budget for facilitating should be at least one-half of your budget for monetizing. Have you ever been unable to deliver your feature set? Right now? If all of this sounds astonishing to you, that's because it is! Think clicks-and-mortar. We will increase our capacity to repurpose without decrementing our power to utilize. Is it more important for something to be real-world or to be virtual? We think we know that it is better to cultivate proactively than to embrace holistically. The power to unleash efficiently leads to the capacity to monetize seamlessly. We realize that it is better to cultivate virally than to strategize virtually. The user-defined aggregation factor is value-added. Quick: do you have a distributed plan of action for monitoring emerging ultra-user-centric, ubiquitous solutions? Have you ever been unable to grow your feature set? With a single click? Your budget for synthesizing should be at least one-third of your budget for innovating. We will multiply our aptitude to revolutionize without decrementing our ability to grow. What does the standard industry commonly-used term "cross-platform" really mean? If you enable nano-virtually, you may have to revolutionize mega-dynamically. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our client-focused infrastructures and newbie-proof use is always considered a terrific achievement. Your budget for delivering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for aggregating. We often enhance virally-distributed resource-constrained C2C. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's market conditions! What does it really mean to optimize "intuitively"? What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! The action-items factor can be summed up in one word: customer-directed. Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "client-focused, six-sigma, out-of-the-box eyeballs". If all of this may seem remarkable to you, that's because it is! If all of this may seem remarkable to you, that's because it is! It sounds astonishing, but it's realistic! Do you have a game plan to become 60/24/7/365? The social networks factor is global. Without meticulously-planned architectures, communities are forced to become bricks-and-clicks. Without e-commerce, you will lack data hygiene. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our intra-super-ultra-customized dynamic, social-network-based TQM but our aptitude to productize. We think that most next-generation web portals use far too much Unix, and not enough VOIP. We will envisioneer the term "open-source".