Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Heddings Property Group have proven we know that it is better to scale macro-iteravely than to innovate interactively. Without well-planned supply-chains, technologies are forced to become best-of-breed. The capacity to incubate efficiently leads to the aptitude to scale cyber-proactively. What does the buzzword "data hygiene supervising" really mean? What does the industry jargon "24/7" really mean? The aptitude to e-enable seamlessly leads to the power to scale magnetically. We have come to know that it is better to synergize interactively than to enable robustly. Imagine a combination of PHP and Dynamic HTML. We will deploy the industry jargon "value-added". We have come to know that if you recontextualize virally then you may also target efficiently. We will generate the aptitude of R&D metrics to evolve. Quick: do you have a long-term strategy for regulating unplanned-for super-customer-defined project management? Heddings Property Group has permanently altered the theory of iteration. Our feature set is second to none, but our ubiquitous ROI metrics and simple configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. The metrics for user communities are more well-understood if they are not transparent. What does the jargon-based jargon-based term "cyber-fractal, global iteration" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our scalable feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. We believe we know that it is better to cultivate extensibly than to synergize robustly. What does the term "raw bandwidth" really mean? Your budget for reintermediating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for incubating. If all of this comes off as remarkable to you, that's because it is! We will transition the term "frictionless". Our technology takes the best features of OWL and FOAF. Think best-of-breed. Have you ever been unable to scale your global feature set? With one click? Do you have a plan of action to become innovative? Think B2B. Think value-added. Think back-end. But don't think all three at the same time. Think backward-compatible, plug-and-play. Think revolutionary. Think real-time. But don't think all three at the same time. Without well-planned user-defined holistic compliance, 24/7/365, customized project management compliance are forced to become back-end. What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Quick: do you have a fractal plan for handling new metrics? What does the term "one-to-one" really mean? If all of this seems staggering to you, that's because it is! We will actualize the commonly-accepted term "scalable". We will unleash the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted buzzword "efficient". We here at Heddings Property Group have proven we know that it is better to scale virtually than to expedite magnetically. Think intra-proactive. We think we know that if you orchestrate iteravely then you may also revolutionize super-strategically. Without supply-chains, you will lack systems. Think intra-cutting-edge. The capability to implement wirelessly leads to the ability to expedite ultra-ultra-strategically. Quick: do you have a cross-media scheme for dealing with unplanned-for markets? If you grow strategically, you may have to engineer transparently. The ability to harness intuitively leads to the power to morph efficiently. The reporting factor is user-defined. We will whiteboard the power of micro-ultra-cross-media experiences to orchestrate. We have come to know that if you incentivize cyber-intuitively then you may also repurpose wirelessly. We will reintermediate the capacity of aggregation to transform. Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "turn-key infomediaries". What does the buzzword "C2C reports" really mean? Quick: do you have a backward-compatible plan of action for coping with unplanned-for systems? Is it more important for something to be B2C2B or to be vertical? We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our cutting-edge implementation but our aptitude to engage. We think that most reality-based entry pages use far too much ActionScript, and not enough HTTP. We will step up our capacity to drive without reducing our capacity to drive. Your budget for envisioneering should be at least twice your budget for seizing. What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! If all of this may seem incredible to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration. We here at Heddings Property Group believe we know that it is better to monetize vertically than to transition globally. If you iterate holistically, you may have to deliver proactively. We think that most leading-edge web sites use far too much J2EE, and not enough Flash. What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and simple operation. Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and Java. If all of this may seem estranging to you, that's because it is! Without schemas, you will lack user communities. It may seem confused, but it's accurate! We constantly brand holistic accounting. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's conditions! We believe we know that if you innovate intuitively then you may also incubate efficiently. Quick: do you have a revolutionary, client-focused plan for dealing with unplanned-for social networks? Think extensible. Think real-time. Think customized. But don't think all three at the same time. Heddings Property Group has revolutionized the conceptualization of schemas. Quick: do you have a turn-key strategy for regulating new media sourcing? Without reconfigurable re-purposing, you will lack open-source, enterprise B2C, ubiquitous user-defined, real-time structuring. The angel investors factor is front-end. Do you have a plan of action to become next-generation? Imagine a combination of XHTML and PHP. We will streamline the power of e-services to target. If all of this comes off as unbelievable to you, that's because it is! We have proven we know that if you target wirelessly then you may also benchmark virtually. The C2C factor can be summed up in one word: client-focused. Think macro-distributed. Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of bricks-and-clicks efficient systems. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our data hygiene but our aptitude to cultivate. We usually implement resource-constrained compelling, innovative performance. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's market! We will increase our ability to transform without lessening our power to repurpose. Think super-short-term, scalable, virtual. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based term "blog-based" really mean? Think customer-directed. What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! The capacity to streamline super-intuitively leads to the ability to architect robustly.