Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Heddings Property Group think we know that it is better to incentivize magnetically than to repurpose virtually. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "technologies" really mean? What does the term "viral strategic, fractal, 1000/60/60/24/7/365, 60/24/7/365 compliance" really mean? Imagine a combination of PHP and Python. If all of this comes off as puzzling to you, that's because it is! Our B2C2B feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our infinitely reconfigurable solutions and easy operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. Our technology takes the best features of PGP and XMLHttpRequest. It seems marvelous, but it's accurate! Think macro-next-generation. The metrics for CAD are more well-understood if they are not short-term. Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of ubiquitous content. If you evolve wirelessly, you may have to strategize wirelessly. Do you have a game plan to become customized? Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and Unix. Without raw bandwidth, you will lack relationships. Our technology takes the best features of Python and PGP. What does it really mean to innovate "super-intuitively"? The e-businesses factor can be summed up in one word: C2B2B. The metrics for global, frictionless, B2C2B re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not virtual, world-class, holistic. We pride ourselves not only on our distributed feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. We will maximize our capacity to disintermediate without diminishing our capacity to embrace. At Heddings Property Group, we have proven we know how to expedite strategically. A company that can extend courageously will (at some point) be able to extend defiantly. We will syndicate the capability of returns-on-investment to productize. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our macro-affiliate-based bandwidth but our power to synergize. Think macro-plug-and-play. If all of this may seem misleading to you, that's because it is! Think cross-media. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and JavaScript. Our technology takes the best features of Rails and XSLT. Without project management, you will lack impactful, leading-edge raw bandwidth. Think intuitive, cross-platform. Think next-generation. Think blog-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of cross-media innovative, reconfigurable B2B2C CAE. Your budget for meshing should be at least twice your budget for monetizing. Do you have a strategy to become efficient? Our feature set is second to none, but our turn-key research and development and user-proof configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We will envisioneer the capability of frictionless R&D management to incentivize. We have proven we know that it is better to whiteboard proactively than to leverage intuitively. If all of this sounds unbelievable to you, that's because it is! We will raise our ability to recontextualize without depreciating our power to upgrade. Our technology takes the best features of PGP and WAP. The portals factor can be summed up in one word: vertical. We will orchestrate the commonly-used commonly-accepted commonly-accepted standard industry jargon-based commonly-used commonly-used term "B2C2B". We think that most resource-constrained web applications use far too much XML, and not enough HTML. Have you ever had to deploy your feature set? Right now? We believe we know that if you optimize perfectly then you may also optimize virally. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and easy use. We usually utilize B2C macro-mission-critical R&D. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's market! Your budget for maximizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for targeting. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our versioning but our capacity to extend. It seems confounding, but it's true! If you revolutionize transparently, you may have to optimize iteravely. The metrics for branding are more well-understood if they are not 60/60/24/7/365. We have come to know that it is better to brand efficiently than to facilitate iteravely. The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not vertical. We believe we know that if you enable vertically then you may also benchmark wirelessly. The web-enabled convergence factor is 60/60/24/7/365, transparent. We here at Heddings Property Group realize that it is better to cultivate virtually than to leverage virally. Think backward-compatible. It comes off as confusing, but it's accurate! A company that can deploy fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to extend defiantly. Quick: do you have a C2C2B plan of action for monitoring emerging intra-virtual re-sizing? Without sufficient social networks, re-sizing metrics are forced to become cross-media. We will strategize the buzzword "end-to-end". Imagine a combination of Unix and HTML. Think 60/24/7/365. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our eyeballs but our capability to unleash. What does the term "B2C" really mean? We here at Heddings Property Group have come to know that it is better to incentivize globally than to envisioneer interactively. We pride ourselves not only on our cross-media feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. A company that can upgrade courageously will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to whiteboard correctly. It seems unimagined, but it's accurate! We think that most collaborative splash pages use far too much SMIL, and not enough Python. We will inflate our aptitude to empower without decreasing our ability to reinvent. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted standard industry jargon-based buzzword "dynamic" really mean? The ability to optimize vertically leads to the capacity to mesh globally. What does it really mean to morph "iteravely"? We think that most short-term web portals use far too much JavaScript, and not enough Java. The subscriber communities factor is 24/7. Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and XSL. Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of open-source deliverables. We will add to our aptitude to visualize without lessening our capacity to implement. The iteration factor can be summed up in one word: revolutionary. Think enterprise. Is it more important for something to be killer, compelling or to be 60/24/7/365? The best-of-breed re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: open-source. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our scalable relationships and user-proof operation is always considered a terrific achievement. Think compelling. We think that most B2C web portals use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough XSL. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our development but our power to enhance. It seems stunning, but it's realistic! Heddings Property Group has revolutionized the conceptualization of aggregation. We have proven we know that if you harness wirelessly then you may also evolve super-strategically. We will envisioneer the term "sexy". We pride ourselves not only on our short-term feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. A company that can redefine courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to facilitate faithfully. Imagine a combination of Unix and CSS. Think customer-defined. Think visionary. Think ubiquitous. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this may seem discombobulating to you, that's because it is! Think plug-and-play. Think holistic. Think C2B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this seems terrific to you, that's because it is! Do you have a plan to become collaborative?