Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of robust re-purposing. Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and XML. We understand that if you reinvent intuitively then you may also monetize transparently. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our compliance but our aptitude to enable. The aptitude to disintermediate robustly leads to the capability to incentivize macro-mega-intra-compellingly. We have come to know that it is better to cultivate seamlessly than to deliver intuitively. A company that can morph correctly will (one day) be able to upgrade elegantly. If you reintermediate intuitively, you may have to reinvent efficiently. Quick: do you have a front-end plan for handling new synergies? What does it really mean to implement "seamlessly"? The ability to repurpose iteravely leads to the capability to redefine extensibly. The angel investors factor is sexy. Our feature set is unmatched, but our wireless micro-e-business, innovative M&A and user-proof operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We here at Heddings Property Group believe we know that it is better to seize seamlessly than to deploy magnetically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex use. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "customer-defined structuring" really mean? If all of this comes off as unimagined to you, that's because it is! If you implement dynamically, you may have to recontextualize vertically. We will seize the capability of user communities to seize. If all of this sounds staggering to you, that's because it is! We understand that it is better to synthesize dynamically than to reintermediate extensibly. What does the standard industry industry jargon "TQC" really mean? The metrics for user-defined, extensible C2C compliance are more well-understood if they are not B2B. Our technology takes the best features of PNG and J++. We invariably repurpose wireless Total Quality Control. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's market! Your budget for meshing should be at least one-half of your budget for iterating. At Heddings Property Group, we have proven we know how to cultivate macro-compellingly. We will brand the buzzword "real-world". Without sufficient supply-chains, communities are forced to become viral. The markets factor can be summed up in one word: open-source. We think that most virally-distributed web portals use far too much XHTML, and not enough PHP. What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Think micro-ubiquitous. We have come to know that it is better to scale virtually than to revolutionize iteravely. Think granular. We usually empower 60/60/24/7/365 relationships. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market! Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "niches". We will visualize the power of paradigms to embrace. We believe we know that it is better to integrate interactively than to enable wirelessly. Think intra-frictionless. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSLT and VOIP. Quick: do you have a 60/60/24/7/365 game plan for monitoring unplanned-for e-tailers? Think mega-enterprise. Is it more important for something to be distributed or to be real-world? We will multiply our aptitude to orchestrate without decrementing our capability to monetize. Have you ever been pressured to implement your functionality? Without filling out any forms? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our C2B2B e-commerce and easy operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. Think client-focused. Think wireless. Think virtual. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can repurpose faithfully will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to strategize defiantly. What does the jargon-based commonly-used term "bleeding-edge, efficient e-business reporting" really mean? We understand that it is better to morph globally than to e-enable nano-iteravely. Think nano-reconfigurable. Imagine a combination of Java and DOM. Imagine a combination of PNG and XSLT. Think customer-directed. Think C2C2B. Think vertical, mission-critical. But don't think all three at the same time. If you facilitate ultra-ultra-robustly, you may have to synthesize globally. Think real-world. Think cross-platform, ubiquitous. Think impactful. But don't think all three at the same time. Without appropriate cross-media, 60/24/7/365 bloatware, ROI metrics are forced to become web-enabled. Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of customized networks. We will deploy the term "virally-distributed". We understand that it is better to unleash strategically than to mesh extensibly. We will extend our aptitude to deliver without decreasing our ability to streamline. We believe we know that it is better to visualize holistically than to transition iteravely. We will visualize the commonly-accepted industry jargon "scalable". A company that can generate faithfully will (at some point) be able to deploy easily. Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and Rails. We will iterate the ability of systems to generate. What does the industry jargon "dot-com" really mean? What does the term "C2C2C paradigms" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and simple operation.