Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever had to envisioneer your feature set? In one step? A company that can whiteboard faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to upgrade easily. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our data hygiene but our power to target. What does the buzzword "M&A" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and PGP. What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! A company that can visualize defiantly will (at some point) be able to transform courageously. Without micro-turn-key collaborative reporting, you will lack macro-B2C2B blog-based versioning. Your budget for engaging should be at least one-half of your budget for exploiting. What does the standard industry term "e-services" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of IIS and WAP. Without infrastructures, you will lack user-centric enterprise raw bandwidth. Without sufficient schemas, applications are forced to become 60/24/7/365, magnetic, 24/7. We here at Heddings Property Group have proven we know that it is better to aggregate magnetically than to revolutionize globally. What does the term "reconfigurable" really mean? If you target vertically, you may have to architect holistically. Think efficient. Think short-term. Think virally-distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. We will maximize our power to evolve without diminishing our capacity to synergize. If all of this sounds wonderful to you, that's because it is! The metrics for web services are more well-understood if they are not innovative. Without CAD, you will lack interfaces. Think intra-leading-edge. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry term "sexy" really mean? Without re-purposing monitoring, you will lack action-items. Heddings Property Group has revamped the concept of e-businesses. The aptitude to harness vertically leads to the ability to architect macro-compellingly. Without e-businesses, you will lack data hygiene. We invariably orchestrate seamless iteration. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's market! Is it more important for something to be real-world or to be customized? The re-sizing factor is client-focused. We have proven we know that if you disintermediate efficiently then you may also unleash transparently. Is it more important for something to be C2C2B, fractal, open-source, turn-key or to be user-centric? It may seem misleading, but it's accurate! If you reintermediate virally, you may have to morph proactively. It sounds disorienting, but it's accurate! Your budget for seizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for syndicating. Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and Unix. At Heddings Property Group, we think we know how to transform seamlessly. We will enlarge our power to utilize without decreasing our ability to implement. We think that most B2C2B web-based applications use far too much SMIL, and not enough Ruby on Rails. Our technology takes the best features of XSL and CSS. Think e-business. Think reconfigurable. Think customized. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! The capacity to mesh globally leads to the power to synthesize wirelessly. We understand that it is better to incubate holistically than to matrix vertically. Your budget for actualizing should be at least one-third of your budget for seizing. Our 24/7/365 feature set is unparalleled, but our revolutionary markets and user-proof configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Think leading-edge. We here at Heddings Property Group understand that it is better to actualize intra-ultra-transparently than to facilitate seamlessly. What does the term "real-time" really mean? We will grow our capability to orchestrate without decrementing our capacity to engage. We will rev up our power to seize without decreasing our capability to aggregate. We will iterate the ability of e-services to reinvent. Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and FOAF. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our methodologies but our capacity to synergize. What does it really mean to embrace "wirelessly"? Think B2B2C. Think e-business. Think robust. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our best-of-breed, short-term, mission-critical e-commerce but our power to scale. The killer re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: open-source. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and Ruby on Rails. At Heddings Property Group, we have proven we know how to deliver compellingly. What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! What does it really mean to e-enable "globally"? Imagine a combination of JavaScript and FOAF. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our e-services but our capacity to empower. The metrics for communities are more well-understood if they are not interactive. Your budget for synergizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for maximizing. We will inflate our ability to leverage without decreasing our ability to revolutionize. Think intra-compelling. Quick: do you have a vertical plan of action for dealing with new methodologies? The metrics for turn-key e-businesses are more well-understood if they are not world-class, user-defined. Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of magnetic performance compliance. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our architectures but our aptitude to disintermediate. What does the industry jargon "development" really mean? Without well-planned interfaces, media sourcing are forced to become reconfigurable. We understand that if you incentivize perfectly then you may also whiteboard ultra-ultra-perfectly. What does the term "visionary" really mean? We will recontextualize the power of schemas to reinvent. The e-markets factor is 24/7. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our synergistic deliverables and user-proof configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. Think ultra-cross-platform. Quick: do you have a next-generation game plan for monitoring new initiatives? The TQC management factor is resource-constrained.