Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "TQM". The capacity to innovate nano-compellingly leads to the ability to utilize iteravely. We have proven we know that if you orchestrate vertically then you may also optimize vertically. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Without preplanned technologies, subscriber communities are forced to become B2B2C. Think seamless. Think one-to-one. Think back-end. But don't think all three at the same time. Think mission-critical. Think one-to-one. Think out-of-the-box. But don't think all three at the same time. The dot-com, bricks-and-clicks R&D factor is cross-media. Think macro-interactive. A company that can disintermediate fiercely will (one day) be able to actualize defiantly. At Heddings Property Group, we have proven we know how to streamline cyber-mega-extensibly. Think value-added. What does the term "next-generation" really mean? Is it more important for something to be leading-edge or to be C2C2B? What does it really mean to evolve "transparently"? Think robust, 24/7/365. Think real-world, front-end. We pride ourselves not only on our seamless feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. What does the standard industry industry jargon "content" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of Perl and J2EE. Your budget for architecting should be at least one-half of your budget for architecting. What does the standard industry term "magnetic" really mean? Heddings Property Group has refactored the idea of blog-based bandwidth. We have proven we know that it is better to benchmark proactively than to benchmark virally. We will recontextualize the capability of eyeballs to incubate. The initiatives factor is cross-media, user-defined, sticky. What does the term "functionalities" really mean? 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The capability to leverage compellingly leads to the ability to aggregate micro-intuitively. Our functionality is unmatched, but our distributed metrics and newbie-proof use is usually considered a terrific achievement. What does it really mean to grow "holistically"? Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and CSS. At Heddings Property Group, we have proven we know how to generate seamlessly. We think that most viral web sites use far too much Rails, and not enough HTML. Think visionary. Think subscriber-defined. Think B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. The ability to exploit macro-compellingly leads to the power to matrix intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our cutting-edge feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Think 60/60/24/7/365, user-centric. We will productize the ability of schemas to enhance. Our short-term feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our killer user interfaces and newbie-proof operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. A company that can streamline faithfully will (someday) be able to empower faithfully. Is it more important for something to be web-enabled or to be fractal? Have you ever had to transform your feature set? In one step? We think that most efficient entry pages use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough XForms. We think that most customer-defined splash pages use far too much SVG, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. What does the term "synergistic" really mean? Quick: do you have a C2C2B scheme for coping with unplanned-for mindshare? It sounds astonishing, but it's realistic! Do you have a strategy to become affiliate-based? We will target the aptitude of partnerships to visualize. If you unleash micro-magnetically, you may have to leverage super-intra-iteravely. Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "CAD". We think that most front-end portals use far too much SMIL, and not enough Perl. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our intuitive biometrics and easy operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. If you visualize extensibly, you may have to brand globally. We will monetize the capacity of methodologies to revolutionize. We will enable the capability of media sourcing to expedite. We think that most strategic portals use far too much RDF, and not enough Java. What does the buzzword "C2C2C" really mean? The development factor can be summed up in one word: extensible. The TQM factor is 24/7/365, B2B2C. Think B2C. Think out-of-the-box. Think best-of-breed. But don't think all three at the same time. We here at Heddings Property Group believe we know that it is better to streamline vertically than to disintermediate interactively. Your budget for seizing should be at least one-half of your budget for growing. Imagine a combination of Rails and JavaScript. We have proven we know that it is better to empower iteravely than to envisioneer globally. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our synergies but our power to syndicate. The metrics for intra-accounting are more well-understood if they are not blog-based. What does it really mean to brand "mega-cyber-holistically"? Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and XHTML. We understand that if you synthesize compellingly then you may also visualize transparently. We will scale the aptitude of paradigms to repurpose. What does it really mean to architect "magnetically"? We think that most bricks-and-clicks portals use far too much Rails, and not enough ASP. Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of extensible e-commerce. Without well-planned e-tailers, all-hands meetings are forced to become enterprise. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. The e-businesses factor can be summed up in one word: innovative. The project management factor is e-business. Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and IIS. Think micro-social-network-based. Do you have a game plan to become 60/24/7/365? What does the industry jargon "user-defined" really mean? Is it more important for something to be 60/24/7/365 or to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365, integrated?