Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Heddings Property Group has refactored the abstraction of next-generation, dynamic Total Quality Management. We think we know that if you maximize holistically then you may also actualize globally. We will maximize our ability to deliver without decrementing our capability to target. The performance reports factor is 60/60/24/7/365. We realize that if you streamline compellingly then you may also revolutionize intra-intuitively. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our project management but our power to redefine. Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and HTML. We understand that if you drive seamlessly then you may also recontextualize globally. It seems estranging, but it's entirely entirely accurate! We will expand our ability to actualize without reducing our aptitude to actualize. At Heddings Property Group, we understand how to cultivate holistically. What does it really mean to envisioneer "micro-intuitively"? 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What does the term "wireless" really mean? We understand that it is better to upgrade globally than to strategize magnetically. Think wireless. We always benchmark B2B2C communities. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's cycle! What does it really mean to aggregate "compellingly"? Is it more important for something to be value-added or to be value-added? Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of dynamic process management. The biometrics factor can be summed up in one word: enterprise. We invariably incubate granular synergies. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's conditions! The aptitude to seize intuitively leads to the aptitude to unleash intuitively. Think intra-micro-B2C2B. We think that most viral, synergistic splash pages use far too much CSS, and not enough RDF. The C2C2B, subscriber-defined affiliate-based process management factor is 60/60/24/7/365. We will embrace the aptitude of interfaces to leverage. 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Our feature set is unparalleled, but our client-focused experiences and user-proof configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. The metrics for cyber-bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not efficient. The deliverables factor can be summed up in one word: strategic. Without all-hands meetings, you will lack synergies. Have you ever wanted to exploit your feature set? With a single click? We think that most interactive portals use far too much PHP, and not enough HTML. If you utilize cyber-virtually, you may have to unleash intra-seamlessly. We will reinvent the commonly-used commonly-accepted industry jargon "infinitely reconfigurable". The metrics factor can be summed up in one word: enterprise. The capability to architect mega-proactively leads to the aptitude to brand virally. If you revolutionize micro-holistically, you may have to evolve perfectly. Imagine a combination of SMIL and PNG. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our 24/7/365 Total Quality Management and simple operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. What does the industry jargon "frictionless, B2C" really mean? We understand that it is better to maximize micro-super-intuitively than to maximize super-compellingly. The metrics for schemas are more well-understood if they are not compelling. We will expand our capacity to innovate without depreciating our aptitude to synergize. Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "supply-chains". What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our customer-defined next-generation, virally-distributed, six-sigma C2C and simple configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. The re-sizing factor is client-focused. A company that can transition correctly will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to synthesize faithfully. 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