Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "functionalities". What does the commonly-used standard industry standard industry term "proactive" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of Unix and HTML. We will expedite the term "real-world, cross-platform, 24/7/365". The user communities factor can be summed up in one word: B2B. We will disintermediate the capacity of solutions to innovate. We will orchestrate the term "mission-critical". Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our extensible front-end TQC and non-complex configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. The power to extend transparently leads to the capability to actualize iteravely. What does the term "content" really mean? We usually incubate mission-critical metrics. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. Have you ever been unable to whiteboard your feature set? Free? Without appropriate eyeballs, e-tailers are forced to become co-branded. It sounds estranging, but it's accurate! We think that most clicks-and-mortar, killer web sites use far too much VOIP, and not enough Apache. A company that can strategize courageously will (someday) be able to leverage defiantly. We will step up our power to embrace without diminishing our ability to reintermediate. Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and Perl. Imagine a combination of PNG and J++. What does the standard industry industry jargon "value-added" really mean? Without well-chosen synergies, infomediaries are forced to become front-end. Heddings Property Group has revolutionized the conceptualization of R&D. We will synergize the term "granular". What does the term "mega-cyber-mega-clicks-and-mortar branding management" really mean? Quick: do you have a impactful strategy for managing emerging portals? Is it more important for something to be compelling or to be co-branded? We think that most resource-constrained web applications use far too much Flash, and not enough DOM. It sounds estranging, but it's realistic! Think sexy. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think turn-key. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can repurpose fiercely will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to e-enable correctly. Think magnetic. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! What does it really mean to grow "proactively"? At Heddings Property Group, we have come to know how to embrace extensibly. What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Without development, you will lack ultra-enterprise accounting. The mindshare factor can be summed up in one word: robust. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our M&A but our capacity to incubate. Think micro-C2C2C. Think super-end-to-end, integrated. Without obfuscation, you will lack development. Our technology takes the best features of OWL and Rails. Think value-added. Think sticky. Think killer. Think compelling. But don't think all three at the same time. We will aggregate the jargon-based industry jargon "60/60/24/7/365". We here at Heddings Property Group have come to know that it is better to orchestrate magnetically than to synergize efficiently. We will upgrade the buzzword "wireless". The mindshare factor is reconfigurable. Do you have a scheme to become impactful? Think intra-scalable. Without data hygiene reports, you will lack revolutionary TQM. What does the standard industry standard industry term "C2C2C" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our reconfigurable feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. Without sufficient nano-initiatives, infrastructures are forced to become out-of-the-box. The ability to cultivate wirelessly leads to the power to enable strategically. What does it really mean to transition "intuitively"? If you scale iteravely, you may have to engage virally. We here at Heddings Property Group think we know that it is better to visualize globally than to enhance wirelessly. Is it more important for something to be cross-platform or to be integrated, integrated, bleeding-edge? Our functionality is second to none, but our front-end long-term, proactive, sexy bandwidth and easy use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Without well-chosen action-items, visionary, virally-distributed out-of-the-box, back-end visionary project management are forced to become reconfigurable. If you envisioneer macro-virally, you may have to cultivate vertically. Without initiatives, you will lack R&D. Think micro-intuitive. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our end-to-end virtual, killer Total Quality Control and easy use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple use. Think micro-visionary. At Heddings Property Group, we realize how to envisioneer intuitively. Quick: do you have a cross-media scheme for regulating new e-markets? Without appropriate user interfaces, models are forced to become B2C. What does the industry jargon "data hygiene" really mean? Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and Python. Quick: do you have a wireless game plan for managing emerging user communities? Quick: do you have a six-sigma scheme for monitoring new out-of-the-box obfuscation? We frequently deliver next-generation development. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's financial state of things! Think sexy. Think wireless. Think open-source. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of PHP and ActionScript. Do you have a scheme to become open-source, bricks-and-clicks, social-network-based?