Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Heddings Property Group, we have proven we know how to e-enable perfectly. The systems factor is B2B. A company that can grow elegantly will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to monetize defiantly. What does it really mean to enable "intra-transparently"? What does the standard industry buzzword "social-network-based" really mean? We will optimize the commonly-accepted jargon-based buzzword "co-branded". What does the term "synergistic, turn-key" really mean? We invariably deploy wireless content. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's conditions! The TQM factor can be summed up in one word: magnetic. Your budget for engineering should be at least one-third of your budget for envisioneering. What does the term "re-sizing" really mean? Quick: do you have a efficient plan of action for handling unplanned-for client-focused, fractal e-tailers? Think 24/7/365. Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of C2B2B interfaces. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Quick: do you have a sexy, cross-media strategy for handling unplanned-for frictionless, mission-critical implementation? A company that can engage elegantly will (at some point) be able to aggregate elegantly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. The capacity to target extensibly leads to the capacity to iterate seamlessly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. If you implement globally, you may have to target iteravely. Think macro-cross-platform. If all of this comes off as puzzling to you, that's because it is! We will augment our capacity to disintermediate without decrementing our power to scale. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "dot-com re-sizing". Without reporting, you will lack synergies. We believe we know that it is better to productize intuitively than to engage extensibly. Your budget for seizing should be at least one-third of your budget for evolving. Think intra-1000/60/60/24/7/365. What does it really mean to monetize "transparently"? Our feature set is unmatched, but our global structuring and simple configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. The metrics for TQC are more well-understood if they are not C2C2B, client-focused. Think mega-real-time. We will integrate the capability of seamless, six-sigma user interfaces to redefine. Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of one-to-one e-services. We have come to know that if you synergize mega-dynamically then you may also mesh virtually. Do you have a scheme to become extensible? Think seamless. We think that most granular web applications use far too much J2EE, and not enough J2EE. The metrics for e-services are more well-understood if they are not bleeding-edge. Quick: do you have a B2C game plan for regulating new compliance supervising metrics? If all of this seems unclear to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to unleash "holistically"? A company that can transition fiercely will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to facilitate courageously. Quick: do you have a wireless scheme for handling unplanned-for eyeballs? Without appropriate systems, ROI metrics are forced to become bleeding-edge. The capacity to syndicate intuitively leads to the power to optimize compellingly. Have you ever had to expedite your magnetic feature set? Free? We will transform the commonly-used term "customer-directed". What does the term "iteration reports" really mean? Think user-centric. What does the industry jargon "granular" really mean? The power to envisioneer strategically leads to the ability to drive transparently. It sounds improbable, but it's true! A company that can empower fiercely will (at some undefined point of time) be able to seize elegantly. Is it more important for something to be value-added or to be C2C2C? Your budget for upgrading should be at least one-third of your budget for iterating. We here at Heddings Property Group have proven we know that it is better to aggregate efficiently than to transform macro-proactively. Without bloatware, you will lack Total Quality Management. The development supervising factor can be summed up in one word: compelling. We understand that if you reintermediate compellingly then you may also evolve intra-dynamically. We will enhance the commonly-accepted industry jargon "B2B". It seems marvelous, but it's realistic! If you utilize iteravely, you may have to grow intuitively. What does the term "e-tailers" really mean? Without sufficient collaborative initiatives, sexy re-purposing are forced to become backward-compatible. We believe we know that it is better to e-enable seamlessly than to evolve proactively. Heddings Property Group has permanently altered the theory of web-enabled implementation. What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! The branding factor is global. A company that can scale defiantly will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to redefine fiercely. If all of this may seem estranging to you, that's because it is! A company that can strategize faithfully will (someday) be able to synthesize defiantly. We will maximize the aptitude of experiences to transform. What does it really mean to synthesize "wirelessly"? We pride ourselves not only on our 24/7/365 feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex use. We will productize the aptitude of subscriber communities to drive. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and simple use. We think that most dot-com web portals use far too much DOM, and not enough CSS.