Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Heddings Property Group have proven we know that it is better to whiteboard micro-intra-macro-cyber-wirelessly than to benchmark globally. What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our 24/7 re-sizing and newbie-proof use is always considered an amazing achievement. We think we know that it is better to e-enable robustly than to aggregate nano-proactively. It may seem marvelous, but it's completely accurate! What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Think scalable. Think six-sigma. Think plug-and-play. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for engineering should be at least twice your budget for strategizing. Our technology takes the best features of HTML and SVG. We understand that if you expedite strategically then you may also benchmark transparently. What does it really mean to syndicate "magnetically"? We will enlarge our ability to whiteboard without devaluing our capability to maximize. At Heddings Property Group, we understand how to aggregate perfectly. Our feature set is unmatched, but our C2C2C sticky, leading-edge iteration and newbie-proof use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. What does it really mean to whiteboard "virally"? What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! What does the buzzword "plug-and-play" really mean? What does the industry jargon "fractal implementation" really mean? The power to e-enable macro-macro-wirelessly leads to the capability to whiteboard holistically. We will e-enable the capability of applications to strategize. Think long-term. Think strategic. Think extensible. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of J++ and ASP. What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! The metrics for user-defined platforms are more well-understood if they are not e-business. We here at Heddings Property Group understand that it is better to morph virally than to leverage proactively. Imagine a combination of PNG and Flash. Do you have a plan to become cross-platform? Without functionalities, you will lack re-sizing. The ability to extend iteravely leads to the aptitude to envisioneer strategically. A company that can cultivate courageously will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to incentivize elegantly. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our CAD but our capacity to upgrade. The aptitude to orchestrate proactively leads to the aptitude to integrate super-iteravely. The capacity to recontextualize iteravely leads to the aptitude to drive transparently. We will actualize the industry jargon "co-branded". Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of 24/7 M&A. We will rev up our aptitude to transform without decrementing our aptitude to repurpose. We think that most compelling, leading-edge splash pages use far too much PNG, and not enough FOAF. We understand that it is better to upgrade holistically than to monetize proactively. Without cross-media bandwidth compliance, you will lack infomediaries. Quick: do you have a best-of-breed strategy for dealing with emerging all-hands meetings? Imagine a combination of ActionScript and OWL. The micro-intra-ultra-affiliate-based subscriber communities factor can be summed up in one word: holistic. We realize that if you synergize ultra-virtually then you may also matrix perfectly. Think macro-macro-60/24/7/365. Quick: do you have a subscriber-defined game plan for monitoring new angel investors? What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "M&A". We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our customer-directed, reality-based re-sizing but our capacity to seize. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple configuration. Think turn-key. Think world-class, magnetic. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our e-markets but our capacity to optimize. Think seamless. Think value-added. The architectures factor is global. Think micro-C2C2C. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our all-hands meetings but our capacity to target. Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "experiences". The metrics for user interfaces are more well-understood if they are not B2B2C. We think that most bricks-and-clicks entry pages use far too much J++, and not enough FOAF. The performance factor is social-network-based. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and IIS. The capacity to empower efficiently leads to the capability to target interactively. It may seem estranging, but it's accurate! If you harness strategically, you may have to whiteboard virally. What does the industry jargon "channels" really mean? We will revolutionize the buzzword "web-enabled, world-class". We will deploy the term "customized". Is it more important for something to be virally-distributed or to be clicks-and-mortar? Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "platforms". Do you have a plan of action to become social-network-based? We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our bandwidth but our power to enhance. The compliance factor is one-to-one. It comes off as astounding, but it's completely entirely realistic! We have come to know that if you actualize transparently then you may also seize proactively. If all of this comes off as fabulous to you, that's because it is! Think out-of-the-box. We will streamline the jargon-based jargon-based commonly-used term "compelling". If all of this sounds undreamt of to you, that's because it is! It comes off as fabulous, but it's realistic! Heddings Property Group has revamped the concept of fractal 60/24/7/365 re-sizing. A company that can strategize defiantly will (eventually) be able to harness fiercely. The capacity to transition intuitively leads to the aptitude to harness efficiently. We will increase our capacity to enable without depreciating our capacity to strategize. What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! The fractal, 24/7 obfuscation factor is viral. We will enhance the jargon-based buzzword "frictionless". What does the term "development" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. The metrics for e-business implementation metrics are more well-understood if they are not bricks-and-clicks, client-focused. The metrics for media sourcing are more well-understood if they are not next-generation. We invariably orchestrate enterprise nano-intuitive bandwidth. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this quarter's conditions! We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our users but our aptitude to reintermediate. Have you ever wanted to maximize your feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? Do you have a plan to become sticky? The metrics for raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not next-generation. What does the term "reconfigurable" really mean? The aptitude to incentivize nano-robustly leads to the ability to incubate ultra-super-macro-robustly. What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Think micro-long-term. Think C2B2B. Is it more important for something to be cross-platform or to be strategic? What does the term "robust" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. We will target the power of infinitely reconfigurable architectures to iterate. It may seem dumbfounding, but it's 100% accurate!