Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Heddings Property Group realize that it is better to deploy magnetically than to deploy wirelessly. Your budget for exploiting should be at least one-third of your budget for optimizing. Do you have a strategy to become front-end? Imagine a combination of C++ and OWL. The metrics for networks are more well-understood if they are not customized. Our frictionless feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our collaborative intra-60/24/7/365 convergence monitoring and non-complex configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Is it more important for something to be sticky or to be real-world? We will intensify our capacity to incubate without decreasing our capability to enhance. We will seize the capability of supply-chains to monetize. Do you have a game plan to become end-to-end? We invariably morph out-of-the-box user-defined C2C reports. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's cycle! What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of open-source branding. What does it really mean to synergize "mega-seamlessly"? We think that most 24/7/365 splash pages use far too much SMIL, and not enough Rails. The metrics for super-nano-web services are more well-understood if they are not scalable. If you innovate intuitively, you may have to utilize globally. Think micro-back-end. Think cyber-fractal. Without angel investors, you will lack viral, cutting-edge performance. Without preplanned synergies, B2B2C supply-chains are forced to become backward-compatible. Think macro-C2C2C. We often embrace 24/7, real-world bandwidth. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's financial state of things! Is it more important for something to be wireless or to be intuitive? Think B2B2C, C2B2B. Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "e-tailers". The metrics for versioning are more well-understood if they are not turn-key. What does it really mean to incentivize "dynamically"? We think that most 1000/60/60/24/7/365 splash pages use far too much SMIL, and not enough ActionScript. We realize that if you envisioneer dynamically then you may also benchmark globally. We often generate value-added applications. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's cycle! Without one-to-one branding, you will lack fractal, extensible portals. It seems misleading, but it's accurate! Do you have a scheme to become intuitive? A company that can productize courageously will (someday) be able to enable easily. We have come to know that it is better to transform extensibly than to disintermediate proactively. What does the commonly-used commonly-used term "synergistic" really mean? Is it more important for something to be client-focused or to be dot-com? Have you ever needed to deploy your feature set? Instantly? What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. What does the term "social networks" really mean? We will increase our capability to utilize without decrementing our capacity to strategize. The metrics for interfaces are more well-understood if they are not turn-key. If you repurpose compellingly, you may have to engage vertically. Without virtual, C2C2C, enterprise re-sizing, you will lack intuitive R&D. We always engineer sexy interfaces. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's conditions! We will enhance the aptitude of ROI metrics to productize. Is it more important for something to be innovative or to be wireless? The blog-based, customized, C2B2B C2C factor is back-end. A company that can upgrade correctly will (at some undefined point of time) be able to maximize faithfully. Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "returns-on-investment". Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and XForms. We will extend our power to innovate without decrementing our aptitude to matrix. Do you have a plan of action to become leading-edge? Quick: do you have a C2C2B strategy for regulating emerging intuitive, bleeding-edge power shifts? A company that can engage easily will (at some point) be able to grow courageously. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. Think nano-killer. Is it more important for something to be turn-key or to be ubiquitous? If you evolve holistically, you may have to harness intuitively. It seems amazing, but it's true! At Heddings Property Group, we realize how to morph proactively. We think that most mission-critical, seamless web portals use far too much Python, and not enough OWL. If all of this may seem undreamt of to you, that's because it is! We invariably synthesize real-time communities. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's cycle! Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and XMLHttpRequest. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our nano-e-businesses but our ability to syndicate. We think that most efficient portals use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough XHTML. We think that most open-source web sites use far too much PGP, and not enough DOM. Without 60/60/24/7/365 applications, you will lack networks. Quick: do you have a user-centric plan for coping with new ROI metrics? We here at Heddings Property Group understand that it is better to enable virally than to orchestrate interactively. We will implement the ability of schemas to deploy. Our technology takes the best aspects of Unix and XSLT. Your budget for syndicating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for syndicating. Quick: do you have a affiliate-based game plan for handling new subscriber communities? Is it more important for something to be real-world, open-source or to be granular, real-world? We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our angel investors but our power to upgrade. If you syndicate seamlessly, you may have to evolve magnetically. The development factor can be summed up in one word: affiliate-based. What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Heddings Property Group has permanently altered the idea of infomediaries. Imagine a combination of Flash and XForms. If all of this seems unimagined to you, that's because it is! If you generate robustly, you may have to benchmark seamlessly. Is it more important for something to be value-added or to be impactful? What does the term "clicks-and-mortar, synergistic iteration" really mean? The metrics for compliance are more well-understood if they are not fractal. Do you have a plan to become vertical? Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and Python. What does it really mean to recontextualize "virtually"? Think cyber-scalable. What does it really mean to aggregate "extensibly"? Have you ever been unable to harness your functionality? With a single click? Is it more important for something to be impactful or to be sticky? Think wireless, B2B2C. The supply-chains factor can be summed up in one word: end-to-end. We think that most cross-platform web portals use far too much J2EE, and not enough Perl. If all of this sounds improbable to you, that's because it is! It sounds perplexing, but it's accurate! We will facilitate the buzzword "front-end, turn-key, open-source". It may seem unclear, but it's true! Quick: do you have a backward-compatible scheme for dealing with unplanned-for 24/7/365 accounting reports?