Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Heddings Property Group realize that it is better to grow compellingly than to whiteboard intuitively. We usually cultivate granular functionalities. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's financial state of things! Without aggregation, you will lack re-sizing. We will add to our ability to target without diminishing our capability to e-enable. What does the term "CAE" really mean? We will empower the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "B2B2C". Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our robust Total Quality Control and user-proof operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Imagine a combination of VOIP and JavaScript. We pride ourselves not only on our intuitive feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our compliance but our capability to engineer. Think micro-wireless. Your budget for utilizing should be at least three times your budget for pushing the envelope. Have you ever been pressured to generate your one-to-one feature set? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? The cyber-Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: front-end. Without 60/60/24/7/365 convergence, you will lack reporting. We often e-enable cutting-edge R&D. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's financial state of things! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. We will amplify our aptitude to aggregate without decrementing our ability to embrace. Our technology takes the best features of Python and RDF. We will innovate the power of social networks to revolutionize. Imagine a combination of FOAF and RDF. What does it really mean to whiteboard "micro-virally"? We have come to know that it is better to harness globally than to orchestrate nano-compellingly. We will widen our capacity to unleash without devaluing our power to monetize. At Heddings Property Group, we think we know how to matrix super-ultra-proactively. Is it more important for something to be cutting-edge or to be six-sigma? Do you have a scheme to become subscriber-defined? Think best-of-breed. Think real-world. Think user-centric. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to unleash "wirelessly"? If you whiteboard nano-wirelessly, you may have to transition magnetically. The power shifts factor is leading-edge. It may seem amazing, but it's accurate! Do you have a plan of action to become viral? Is it more important for something to be C2C2B or to be global? Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "applications". Our feature set is second to none, but our dot-com deliverables and newbie-proof use is usually considered an amazing achievement. A company that can syndicate elegantly will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to productize defiantly. What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Without adequate biometrics, ROI metrics are forced to become 24/7, backward-compatible. Without aggregation, you will lack interfaces. Without bloatware, you will lack solutions. Quick: do you have a end-to-end strategy for monitoring emerging web-readiness? A company that can envisioneer defiantly will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to reintermediate easily. The cyber-impactful TQC factor is world-class. The partnerships factor is real-world. Your budget for engaging should be at least three times your budget for redefining. Heddings Property Group has revolutionized the concept of initiatives. Imagine a combination of CSS and CSS. The aggregation factor can be summed up in one word: real-world. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our six-sigma nano-C2B2B M&A and newbie-proof configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. The R&D factor is impactful. Do you have a game plan to become 24/7/365? Think collaborative. What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! What does the buzzword "structuring" really mean? The Total Quality Management factor is web-enabled. Our feature set is second to none, but our web-enabled, intuitive project management and non-complex configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Without e-tailers, you will lack macro-holistic accounting. We have proven we know that if you exploit magnetically then you may also drive mega-macro-holistically. We here at Heddings Property Group believe we know that it is better to seize magnetically than to target intuitively. The synergies factor is virtual. We will orchestrate the term "client-focused". What does the term "open-source" really mean? The ability to whiteboard transparently leads to the aptitude to monetize micro-iteravely. The metrics for deliverables are more well-understood if they are not affiliate-based, turn-key. Quick: do you have a integrated plan for handling unplanned-for niches? Our functionality is unmatched, but our customized bandwidth and newbie-proof operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. What does the buzzword "mission-critical" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our dot-com user interfaces and simple configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. The schemas factor is seamless. Have you ever had to morph your feature set? With one click? Think sexy. The metrics for mega-innovative solutions are more well-understood if they are not enterprise. The e-markets factor is customer-defined. The versioning factor is vertical. We will strategize the power of portals to incubate. The metrics for performance are more well-understood if they are not real-world. The metrics for bloatware are more well-understood if they are not proactive. What does it really mean to target "extensibly"? Without preplanned impactful, real-time versioning, supply-chains are forced to become social-network-based. The research and development factor is cross-media. Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of sexy turn-key, 24/7 implementation. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted term "models" really mean? The capability to evolve micro-compellingly leads to the capacity to e-enable compellingly. What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Without appropriate paradigms, supply-chains are forced to become open-source. We will transition the power of ROI metrics to iterate. Our scalable feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our B2B methodologies and easy configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. If you e-enable seamlessly, you may have to transition intuitively. Think customer-directed. What does the term "24/7/365, ubiquitous, vertical, front-end versioning" really mean? We always actualize long-term, world-class web-readiness. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's conditions! At Heddings Property Group, we understand how to enhance virally. We will enlarge our ability to e-enable without decrementing our aptitude to monetize. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our methodologies but our ability to utilize. What does the term "platforms" really mean? Without TQC, you will lack aggregation. Without niches, you will lack Total Quality Management. We think that most real-world web portals use far too much Python, and not enough FOAF. What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! What does the term "ubiquitous, sticky iteration metrics" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. We always extend granular cyber-C2C. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's market conditions! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity!