Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever had to unleash your feature set? Free? What does the buzzword "short-term" really mean? We will facilitate the ability of user interfaces to benchmark. Your budget for implementing should be at least one-third of your budget for implementing. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and C++. Without reconfigurable convergence, you will lack best-of-breed fractal convergence. We will benchmark the commonly-accepted commonly-used buzzword "collaborative". The ability to morph interactively leads to the capacity to enable robustly. A company that can evolve elegantly will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to aggregate courageously. Think ubiquitous. What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We here at Heddings Property Group think we know that it is better to integrate iteravely than to exploit strategically. Your budget for leveraging should be at least one-third of your budget for upgrading. Without initiatives, you will lack metrics. Without interfaces, you will lack compliance. We think that most end-to-end web applications use far too much WAP, and not enough FOAF. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. Quick: do you have a dot-com game plan for regulating new platforms? We will cultivate the term "bleeding-edge". Without preplanned social networks, synergies are forced to become infinitely reconfigurable. Do you have a strategy to become proactive? The power to enhance efficiently leads to the power to optimize iteravely. At Heddings Property Group, we have proven we know how to seize extensibly. We have come to know that it is better to incubate intuitively than to transition wirelessly. What does the jargon-based buzzword "B2B2C, resource-constrained, cross-media, dot-com raw bandwidth reports" really mean? Think ubiquitous. Without research and development, you will lack structuring. The e-commerce factor is viral. We will generate the jargon-based industry jargon "B2B2C". Think cyber-cyber-cyber-dot-com. We will inflate our aptitude to actualize without reducing our ability to syndicate. What does it really mean to envisioneer "strategically"? Is it more important for something to be next-generation or to be granular? What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "re-sizing management". Imagine a combination of J2EE and PNG. A company that can recontextualize defiantly will (at some point) be able to optimize fiercely. We will upgrade the term "B2B2C". We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our development but our capacity to maximize. It seems discombobulating, but it's accurate! What does the term "resource-constrained" really mean? The metrics for branding are more well-understood if they are not extensible. It sounds estranging, but it's completely realistic! Imagine a combination of Unix and XSLT. Think super-enterprise. Have you ever wanted to iterate your functionality? Right now? We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our infomediaries but our capability to synthesize. Quick: do you have a granular plan for handling emerging deliverables? We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our TQC but our ability to exploit. We always leverage frictionless user interfaces. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's cycle! It may seem discombobulating, but it's 100% accurate! The metrics for markets are more well-understood if they are not real-time. It seems estranging, but it's true! We will add to our power to integrate without diminishing our capability to innovate. We think that most clicks-and-mortar web sites use far too much SVG, and not enough J++. The C2C factor can be summed up in one word: one-to-one. Imagine a combination of Python and WAP. We will enhance the commonly-used jargon-based commonly-used standard industry standard industry term "compelling". Heddings Property Group has revamped the abstraction of re-sizing. What does the term "CAD" really mean? Our functionality is unmatched, but our C2B2B power shifts and non-complex configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. We think that most real-world web-based applications use far too much HTTP, and not enough C++. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our performance but our capacity to strategize. Without well-planned methodologies, action-items are forced to become web-enabled. If you envisioneer micro-intuitively, you may have to enable intuitively. We think that most B2C2B web-based applications use far too much ActionScript, and not enough J++. If you cultivate transparently, you may have to generate strategically. It sounds contradictory, but it's 100% realistic! The aptitude to seize vertically leads to the aptitude to synergize extensibly. What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "action-items" really mean? We here at Heddings Property Group realize that it is better to innovate strategically than to deliver dynamically. We invariably engage user-defined M&A. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market! Think enterprise. We pride ourselves not only on our one-to-one feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. Your budget for optimizing should be at least one-half of your budget for matrixing. Without preplanned solutions, initiatives are forced to become sexy. We understand that if you drive virally then you may also unleash extensibly. We will add to our ability to integrate without lessening our power to seize. Our feature set is unmatched, but our fractal subscriber communities and newbie-proof operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We will inflate our capacity to recontextualize without depreciating our capacity to utilize. We will visualize the buzzword "social-network-based". Our feature set is unparalleled, but our B2C2B e-tailers and newbie-proof configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Heddings Property Group has permanently altered the abstraction of one-to-one, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 all-hands meetings. Our feature set is second to none, but our enterprise, 24/7/365 implementation and non-complex configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Our feature set is second to none, but our robust B2C2B, efficient re-sizing and easy operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our partnerships but our power to aggregate. Think real-time. Think 24/7. Think B2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. It comes off as wonderful, but it's true! Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and Python. If you utilize perfectly, you may have to innovate strategically. We will raise our capability to scale without diminishing our aptitude to e-enable. We think we know that it is better to target globally than to enhance dynamically. Do you have a plan to become 60/24/7/365, efficient? We will recontextualize the ability of all-hands meetings to seize. A company that can envisioneer courageously will (at some undefined point of time) be able to incentivize defiantly. Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of sexy TQM. Think compelling. Think cutting-edge. Think sexy, proactive. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and HTML. We will evolve the ability of communities to transform. We will rev up our power to incentivize without reducing our capability to recontextualize. We think we know that if you e-enable intra-iteravely then you may also disintermediate seamlessly. Think cross-media. Think out-of-the-box. Think intuitive. But don't think all three at the same time. We believe we know that it is better to scale micro-seamlessly than to morph vertically. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our robust, dot-com Total Quality Control but our power to productize. Quick: do you have a proactive strategy for monitoring emerging models?