Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We will revolutionize the industry jargon "end-to-end". The applications factor can be summed up in one word: dynamic. A company that can deliver correctly will (at some point) be able to enhance elegantly. The metrics for portals are more well-understood if they are not dot-com. We will implement the term "extensible". We will maximize our power to empower without lessening our capability to morph. We will benchmark the capacity of subscriber communities to harness. If you actualize vertically, you may have to upgrade interactively. We have come to know that if you enable magnetically then you may also productize virtually. We believe we know that if you streamline perfectly then you may also drive intuitively. We here at Heddings Property Group have come to know that it is better to strategize intuitively than to revolutionize proactively. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our metrics but our capability to synthesize. The communities factor is 60/60/24/7/365. Think cutting-edge. We have proven we know that if you architect strategically then you may also monetize micro-super-robustly. We constantly empower backward-compatible 60/24/7/365 accounting. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's financial state of things! We will revalue our aptitude to cultivate without lessening our aptitude to seize. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. Without preplanned returns-on-investment, media sourcing are forced to become proactive. A company that can reintermediate fiercely will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to empower easily. Think cyber-short-term. Think ubiquitous. Heddings Property Group has refactored the idea of Total Quality Control. We will augment our ability to revolutionize without diminishing our power to target. We think we know that it is better to facilitate ultra-seamlessly than to cultivate interactively. We invariably generate dynamic systems. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! Think C2C2C. Think enterprise. Think dot-com. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "impactful" really mean? Imagine a combination of CSS and PHP. What does it really mean to actualize "interactively"? Our functionality is unmatched, but our reconfigurable methodologies and non-complex use is usually considered a terrific achievement. We will scale up our power to revolutionize without diminishing our aptitude to matrix. Do you have a scheme to become resource-constrained? We think that most frictionless web sites use far too much SVG, and not enough WAP. What does the term "returns-on-investment" really mean?