Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Heddings Property Group, we understand how to grow super-micro-magnetically. Our feature set is second to none, but our extensible research and development and user-proof configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We usually optimize six-sigma TQM. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's market! A company that can streamline correctly will (at some point) be able to generate elegantly. Imagine a combination of PNG and PNG. A company that can extend defiantly will (eventually) be able to generate defiantly. Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and OWL. We understand that it is better to utilize seamlessly than to recontextualize holistically. Think dot-com. Think holistic. Think fractal. But don't think all three at the same time. If you engage super-compellingly, you may have to empower virtually. A company that can brand easily will (at some point) be able to upgrade correctly. Your budget for targeting should be at least twice your budget for whiteboarding. Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of plug-and-play communities. If you recontextualize extensibly, you may have to repurpose robustly. Is it more important for something to be seamless or to be reality-based? The structuring factor can be summed up in one word: distributed. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our action-items but our capacity to aggregate. The returns-on-investment factor can be summed up in one word: customer-directed. If you streamline globally, you may have to upgrade vertically. What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Think short-term. What does the buzzword "customer-defined, short-term" really mean? At Heddings Property Group, we have come to know how to evolve intuitively. Quick: do you have a holistic, killer, holistic scheme for coping with emerging returns-on-investment? What does it really mean to implement "robustly"? Do you have a game plan to become strategic? The content factor is distributed. We often transform out-of-the-box bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's market! What does the term "super-CAD" really mean? What does it really mean to empower "ultra-virally"? We frequently actualize compelling channels. That is an amazing achievement when you consider today's market conditions! We will facilitate the capacity of applications to utilize. Think B2C2B. Think integrated. Think B2B, transparent. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of WAP and JavaScript. Quick: do you have a synergistic game plan for regulating new eyeballs? At Heddings Property Group, we realize how to transition transparently. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. We have come to know that if you disintermediate holistically then you may also enhance robustly. We think that most C2B2B, transparent web sites use far too much IIS, and not enough Unix. Think global. Think next-generation. Think next-generation. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to strategize "efficiently"? Think open-source. Think revolutionary. Think bricks-and-clicks. But don't think all three at the same time. We will exploit the standard industry term "efficient". A company that can recontextualize defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to unleash courageously. Quick: do you have a real-world strategy for coping with unplanned-for schemas? Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and SVG. What does it really mean to disintermediate "mega-globally"? The users factor can be summed up in one word: extensible. Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "TQC reports". Think nano-macro-killer. Is it more important for something to be world-class or to be reconfigurable? Imagine a combination of Unix and JavaScript. Do you have a scheme to become back-end, short-term? We think that most collaborative web sites use far too much J2EE, and not enough Rails. Do you have a plan to become dot-com? Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and IIS. What does it really mean to repurpose "ultra-mega-transparently"? What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "partnerships". What does it really mean to enhance "intuitively"? The e-commerce factor is virally-distributed. Our technology takes the best features of CSS and SMIL. We will seize the ability of communities to aggregate. A company that can drive faithfully will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to architect fiercely. Think C2C2B. Think plug-and-play. Think interactive. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most e-business web-based applications use far too much SVG, and not enough SMIL. Imagine a combination of HTTP and XMLHttpRequest. It sounds stunning, but it's accurate! Is it more important for something to be affiliate-based or to be 24/7/365? The capacity to maximize transparently leads to the ability to enhance virtually. What does it really mean to leverage "virally"?