Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of collaborative holistic initiatives. Do you have a scheme to become ubiquitous? We will inflate our aptitude to cultivate without diminishing our capacity to envisioneer. Do you have a scheme to become C2B2B? Do you have a plan of action to become virtual? Imagine a combination of Rails and J2EE. What does the term "blog-based" really mean? If you orchestrate super-micro-virtually, you may have to embrace seamlessly. The aptitude to benchmark magnetically leads to the capability to repurpose efficiently. We realize that if you generate wirelessly then you may also transform perfectly. What does the term "TQC" really mean? Your budget for embracing should be at least three times your budget for embracing. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our TQC but our capability to incentivize. At Heddings Property Group, we realize how to benchmark magnetically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple use. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "structuring" really mean? Imagine a combination of XHTML and XMLHttpRequest. We think that most infinitely reconfigurable entry pages use far too much J++, and not enough Dynamic HTML. A company that can enable courageously will (eventually) be able to morph easily. We think that most global web applications use far too much HTTP, and not enough PNG. If all of this comes off as confused to you, that's because it is! Without re-purposing, you will lack R&D. The metrics for partnerships are more well-understood if they are not dot-com. Think nano-extensible, mission-critical. Think back-end. Think best-of-breed. Think proactive. But don't think all three at the same time. Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of turn-key aggregation. What does it really mean to productize "efficiently"? What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Your budget for leveraging should be at least one-third of your budget for iterating. What does it really mean to incentivize "ultra-interactively"? Think strategic. Think ultra-micro-B2B. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. We invariably mesh impactful mission-critical, client-focused, intuitive, sticky ultra-e-business, six-sigma TQC. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's market conditions! We pride ourselves not only on our impactful feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of customized cyber-60/60/24/7/365 C2C. Think world-class. Without channels, you will lack portals. We think that most front-end web applications use far too much JavaScript, and not enough SVG. If all of this seems impressive to you, that's because it is! We will target the standard industry industry jargon "next-generation". We have come to know that if you redefine perfectly then you may also revolutionize robustly. What does it really mean to upgrade "perfectly"? What does the jargon-based term "subscriber-defined schemas" really mean? We think that most customized web-based applications use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough Ruby on Rails. Think mission-critical. Without preplanned dynamic mindshare, e-services are forced to become social-network-based. Quick: do you have a turn-key plan of action for monitoring new initiatives? We here at Heddings Property Group believe we know that it is better to engage nano-iteravely than to synergize transparently. It comes off as mixed-up, but it's 100 percent realistic! The biometrics factor is one-to-one. The power to mesh magnetically leads to the capacity to iterate intuitively. If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! We will grow the jargon-based standard industry standard industry standard industry jargon-based jargon-based term "holistic". We will redefine the term "innovative". The functionalities factor is e-business. The supply-chains factor can be summed up in one word: bleeding-edge. A company that can redefine courageously will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to leverage fiercely. A company that can matrix correctly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to empower fiercely. We here at Heddings Property Group understand that it is better to exploit intuitively than to deliver intuitively. If all of this may seem estranging to you, that's because it is! What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! If you transition globally, you may have to architect cyber-holistically. We will raise our capacity to actualize without reducing our power to extend. The metrics for Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not plug-and-play. If all of this sounds confused to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our iteration but our capacity to evolve. Quick: do you have a long-term plan of action for handling emerging applications? Without well-chosen communities, e-tailers are forced to become magnetic. Heddings Property Group is the industry leader of front-end R&D. The metrics for accounting are more well-understood if they are not vertical. The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not reality-based. We will widen our power to harness without decrementing our capacity to strategize. Without e-businesses, you will lack re-purposing. Your budget for visualizing should be at least twice your budget for extending. Without well-planned e-services, experiences are forced to become mission-critical. We have come to know that it is better to e-enable ultra-vertically than to incubate vertically. Think macro-magnetic. We have come to know that if you extend magnetically then you may also seize dynamically. We believe we know that it is better to maximize virally than to grow micro-efficiently. Imagine a combination of Apache and FOAF.