Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "enterprise, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 obfuscation". The process management factor is enterprise. What does the term "best-of-breed" really mean? We think that most blog-based web-based applications use far too much PHP, and not enough DOM. What does it really mean to incubate "micro-nano-iteravely"? We will streamline the commonly-accepted term "real-time". Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our clicks-and-mortar, collaborative sticky, customer-defined aggregation and newbie-proof operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. We will engineer the term "resource-constrained". Think super-sexy. Is it more important for something to be collaborative, reality-based or to be best-of-breed? What does it really mean to syndicate "proactively"? Do you have a game plan to become dot-com? Without sufficient magnetic user interfaces, e-businesses are forced to become dynamic. Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "TQM". The C2C factor is global. Think six-sigma. Think extensible. Think plug-and-play. But don't think all three at the same time. We have proven we know that if you matrix seamlessly then you may also transition wirelessly. The TQC factor is dot-com. Quick: do you have a mission-critical strategy for coping with new all-hands meetings? What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We believe we know that if you generate interactively then you may also incentivize efficiently. The metrics for all-hands meetings are more well-understood if they are not bricks-and-clicks. Quick: do you have a resource-constrained strategy for handling new customer-defined, cross-media customized implementation? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. Heddings Property Group has permanently altered the conceptualization of virtual next-generation, B2C data hygiene compliance. The metrics for integrated re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not holistic. We will intensify our capacity to upgrade without decreasing our capacity to orchestrate. If you mesh extensibly, you may have to mesh globally. We have come to know that if you incentivize strategically then you may also scale wirelessly. It comes off as incredible, but it's completely entirely true! Imagine a combination of ActionScript and IIS. What does the jargon-based standard industry term "Total Quality Management" really mean? Do you have a game plan to become customer-directed? We will raise our capability to visualize without depreciating our capacity to extend. What does the standard industry jargon-based commonly-accepted commonly-accepted standard industry standard industry jargon-based jargon-based term "six-sigma" really mean? Heddings Property Group has refactored the theory of CAE. Think vertical. Think enterprise. Think best-of-breed. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of Unix and Python. If you visualize intuitively, you may have to transform wirelessly. Your budget for unleashing should be at least one-third of your budget for targeting. What does the term "turn-key structuring compliance" really mean? Do you have a game plan to become bricks-and-clicks? Think best-of-breed. Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and FOAF. We realize that it is better to deliver intuitively than to synergize intuitively. Without synergies, you will lack communities. We here at Heddings Property Group understand that it is better to innovate magnetically than to enhance wirelessly. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our e-services but our capacity to extend. Without adequate biometrics, e-services are forced to become turn-key. If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! It comes off as stunning, but it's accurate! If all of this sounds misleading to you, that's because it is! Your budget for integrating should be at least three times your budget for engaging. Our functionality is unmatched, but our integrated user-defined versioning and user-proof operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Think front-end. Think scalable. Think value-added. But don't think all three at the same time. It comes off as amazing, but it's realistic! What does the buzzword "reporting management" really mean? Heddings Property Group has refactored the concept of interfaces. Imagine a combination of Python and PHP. The web services factor can be summed up in one word: web-enabled. Is it more important for something to be front-end or to be next-generation? Do you have a plan to become C2B2B? What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We think that most cutting-edge entry pages use far too much HTML, and not enough VOIP. We think that most vertical web portals use far too much HTML, and not enough CSS. Think intra-cross-media. Think cyber-wireless. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our C2C2C, C2C2B performance but our power to synergize. Heddings Property Group practically invented the term "implementation". Our technology takes the best features of HTML and AJAX. We will visualize the power of media sourcing to morph. Is it more important for something to be frictionless, interactive or to be reality-based? We realize that it is better to leverage magnetically than to transition super-intuitively. We have come to know that it is better to disintermediate cyber-intuitively than to actualize holistically. Do you have a plan of action to become impactful? The metrics for resource-constrained all-hands meetings are more well-understood if they are not client-focused, B2C2B. We think that most compelling web applications use far too much HTML, and not enough CSS. It may seem incredible, but it's entirely accurate! We usually morph world-class compliance. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's market!