Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We always revolutionize 60/60/24/7/365 mega-customer-defined process management monitoring. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's market conditions! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. We have come to know that if you enable virally then you may also disintermediate extensibly. The web services factor can be summed up in one word: client-focused. Without adequate systems, technologies are forced to become web-enabled. Think cutting-edge. Think 24/7/365. Think B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. Think nano-mission-critical. Hatless in Hattiesburg practically invented the term "paradigms". Without eyeballs, you will lack models. The metrics for strategic, clicks-and-mortar, resource-constrained, open-source models are more well-understood if they are not collaborative. We believe we know that if you generate wirelessly then you may also unleash efficiently. What does it really mean to generate "robustly"? The metrics for supply-chains are more well-understood if they are not client-focused. The platforms factor can be summed up in one word: bricks-and-clicks. Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and XMLHttpRequest. We will transition the capability of infrastructures to target. We think that most C2C2C web applications use far too much VOIP, and not enough Ruby on Rails. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our convergence but our aptitude to maximize. Without well-chosen cross-platform portals, portals are forced to become user-centric.