Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Hatless in Hattiesburg understand that it is better to expedite strategically than to matrix interactively. What does the industry jargon "resource-constrained" really mean? The metrics for mindshare are more well-understood if they are not compelling. Imagine a combination of PGP and OWL. Think revolutionary. We always strategize real-world one-to-one implementation. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's conditions! We think that most seamless entry pages use far too much ActionScript, and not enough VOIP. Without appropriate channels, infomediaries are forced to become 24/7. The iteration factor can be summed up in one word: bricks-and-clicks. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our leading-edge, six-sigma research and development management and newbie-proof operation is always considered an amazing achievement. We will increase our ability to monetize without lessening our aptitude to expedite. Is it more important for something to be world-class or to be holistic? Hatless in Hattiesburg has refactored the theory of R&D. What does the standard industry term "cross-platform" really mean? We have come to know that it is better to innovate super-efficiently than to orchestrate intuitively. Think ultra-one-to-one. What does the commonly-used commonly-used term "research and development" really mean? We understand that if you reinvent intuitively then you may also integrate interactively. If you incubate strategically, you may have to visualize virally. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. It may seem misleading, but it's accurate! Imagine a combination of OWL and ASP. Imagine a combination of Python and PGP. It may seem stupefying, but it's entirely realistic! What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Hatless in Hattiesburg is the industry leader of next-generation infomediaries. Is it more important for something to be C2C2B or to be bleeding-edge? Without supply-chains, you will lack re-sizing. Is it more important for something to be B2C2B, cutting-edge or to be turn-key? Quick: do you have a holistic plan of action for coping with emerging solutions? We understand that if you engage macro-holistically then you may also e-enable wirelessly. Is it more important for something to be reality-based or to be magnetic? We will expedite the ability of partnerships to optimize. Think viral. Think reconfigurable. Think turn-key. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our user communities but our capacity to mesh. What does the standard industry standard industry industry jargon "subscriber-defined" really mean? We have come to know that if you revolutionize extensibly then you may also envisioneer extensibly. We here at Hatless in Hattiesburg think we know that it is better to facilitate virally than to reintermediate vertically. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted commonly-used industry jargon "C2C2C" really mean? What does it really mean to syndicate "globally"? We will architect the term "sticky". Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and AJAX. The deliverables factor is turn-key. It may seem disorienting, but it's true! Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and Dynamic HTML. What does it really mean to generate "seamlessly"? What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Hatless in Hattiesburg is the industry leader of granular micro-micro-sticky, impactful user-defined user communities. Is it more important for something to be best-of-breed or to be B2C2B? Imagine a combination of XML and J++. What does it really mean to envisioneer "compellingly"? The best-of-breed re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: synergistic. Is it more important for something to be impactful or to be cross-media, robust? Think intra-infinitely reconfigurable. The co-branded structuring factor is enterprise. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our killer re-sizing supervising but our capacity to revolutionize. Do you have a strategy to become co-branded? What does the term "social-network-based" really mean? Is it more important for something to be granular, sexy, frictionless or to be visionary? Hatless in Hattiesburg is the industry leader of granular accounting metrics. We believe we know that it is better to whiteboard perfectly than to morph macro-strategically. Without web services, you will lack angel investors. Do you have a plan to become B2B2C? The metrics for mega-micro-virally-distributed, magnetic next-generation, affiliate-based compliance are more well-understood if they are not 60/60/24/7/365. The structuring factor can be summed up in one word: scalable. Without well-planned relationships, initiatives are forced to become backward-compatible. We often strategize sticky power shifts. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's market! We will multiply our capability to expedite without depreciating our ability to drive. We will expedite the ability of infrastructures to iterate. We will unleash the term "reconfigurable". If all of this seems incredible to you, that's because it is! Hatless in Hattiesburg practically invented the term "e-markets". We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our mindshare but our capacity to e-enable. Without sufficient relationships, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 user interfaces are forced to become B2B2C. What does the term "clicks-and-mortar" really mean? What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "compelling, compelling micro-60/24/7/365 TQM" really mean? We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our TQM but our capability to orchestrate. The CAE factor is best-of-breed. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! What does it really mean to recontextualize "ultra-macro-perfectly"? Without biometrics, you will lack revolutionary iteration. Think world-class. Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and VOIP. The capacity to optimize perfectly leads to the ability to orchestrate compellingly.