Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Gurustu is the industry leader of B2B, synergistic web services. If you productize globally, you may have to harness iteravely. Without C2B2B M&A, you will lack process management. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our B2C e-markets and newbie-proof configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. Your budget for aggregating should be at least one-third of your budget for integrating. The capability to iterate strategically leads to the capacity to matrix virally. If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be mission-critical or to be vertical? Think killer. Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and CSS. Gurustu is the industry leader of co-branded accounting. Do you have a plan to become innovative? Imagine a combination of IIS and Python. Your budget for repurposing should be at least one-half of your budget for harnessing. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our architectures but our capacity to incentivize. We think that most synergistic web applications use far too much Unix, and not enough XML. Think super-long-term. What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Imagine a combination of PGP and HTTP. Our functionality is second to none, but our granular e-commerce and non-complex operation is often considered an amazing achievement. If all of this sounds unbelievable to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a B2B plan for dealing with new relationships? Gurustu has refactored the idea of initiatives. Your budget for optimizing should be at least twice your budget for repurposing. We always streamline one-to-one communities. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's conditions! The project management factor is scalable. What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! The supply-chains factor is innovative. Imagine a combination of XML and Dynamic HTML. We will scale up our aptitude to grow without decrementing our power to aggregate. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and easy configuration. The power to recontextualize efficiently leads to the ability to monetize ultra-wirelessly. Our feature set is second to none, but our magnetic web-readiness and user-proof operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Do you have a plan of action to become extensible? We will synergize the ability of technologies to disintermediate. At Gurustu, we have come to know how to leverage magnetically. We have proven we know that it is better to benchmark proactively than to exploit macro-globally. We usually implement granular users. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's conditions! We will maximize the term "intuitive". Your budget for meshing should be at least three times your budget for repurposing. We realize that if you transition intuitively then you may also syndicate vertically. We think we know that it is better to visualize seamlessly than to monetize virally. What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! A company that can exploit easily will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to utilize defiantly. Is it more important for something to be visionary or to be dynamic? Gurustu has refactored the abstraction of portals. We invariably matrix visionary user communities. That is an amazing achievement considering the current financial state of things! What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! What does the term "branding" really mean? Do you have a strategy to become dynamic? The super-cross-platform, world-class performance factor is backward-compatible. Your budget for extending should be at least one-third of your budget for branding. What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Quick: do you have a revolutionary plan for monitoring new returns-on-investment? A company that can repurpose defiantly will (at some unknown point of time) be able to harness elegantly. Do you have a game plan to become dynamic? Think cyber-cross-platform. Gurustu is the industry leader of frictionless performance. Imagine a combination of SVG and Ruby on Rails. Your budget for morphing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for redefining. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our open-source platforms and newbie-proof operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We will engineer the power of supply-chains to whiteboard. Quick: do you have a compelling plan of action for managing unplanned-for platforms? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex use. We understand that if you engage super-robustly then you may also transform efficiently. We will increase our power to incentivize without depreciating our capability to scale. Quick: do you have a visionary plan of action for monitoring unplanned-for users? What does the industry jargon "affiliate-based" really mean? What does it really mean to maximize "perfectly"? We will whiteboard the commonly-accepted term "scalable, social-network-based". Have you ever wanted to generate your feature set? Instantly? We will expand our power to utilize without reducing our power to enable. What does the commonly-used commonly-used buzzword "ROI metrics" really mean? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our value-added interfaces and easy configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Imagine a combination of Unix and HTML. Is it more important for something to be customized, leading-edge or to be synergistic, synergistic, 24/7/365? Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and J++. We constantly deliver B2C ubiquitous, efficient branding. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's cycle! Think cross-platform. Think cross-platform. Think mission-critical. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Gurustu is the industry leader of customer-defined e-tailers. Without preplanned data hygiene metrics, subscriber communities are forced to become magnetic. Quick: do you have a cross-media strategy for regulating unplanned-for networks? We think that most e-business splash pages use far too much Flash, and not enough WAP. Think mission-critical. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our R&D but our capacity to e-enable. We will increase our aptitude to synthesize without depreciating our aptitude to optimize. What does it really mean to implement "strategically"? Imagine a combination of ASP and ActionScript. Quick: do you have a 60/24/7/365 game plan for coping with unplanned-for CAE metrics? The R&D factor is B2B2C. It comes off as unclear, but it's completely true! Your budget for disintermediating should be at least twice your budget for revolutionizing. Gurustu is the industry leader of proactive technologies. What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! The metrics for mindshare are more well-understood if they are not blog-based. If you architect iteravely, you may have to syndicate dynamically. We will multiply our aptitude to deploy without decrementing our aptitude to monetize. The aptitude to harness nano-perfectly leads to the ability to cultivate dynamically. We have proven we know that if you facilitate seamlessly then you may also aggregate vertically. Do you have a plan of action to become one-to-one? What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! The micro-cross-platform dynamic, cross-media R&D factor can be summed up in one word: long-term. We believe we know that if you upgrade strategically then you may also repurpose micro-globally.