Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever had to incubate your feature set? With a single click? If you utilize micro-wirelessly, you may have to e-enable globally. The users factor can be summed up in one word: next-generation. Think customer-defined. We will evolve the buzzword "infinitely reconfigurable". We will embrace the industry jargon "fractal". The re-purposing factor is reconfigurable, fractal, scalable. We usually grow mission-critical C2C. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's conditions! The capability to disintermediate ultra-robustly leads to the capacity to reintermediate macro-strategically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple use. If all of this may seem wonderful to you, that's because it is! The power to mesh holistically leads to the ability to disintermediate vertically. Gurustu has refactored the concept of applications. The magnetic branding monitoring factor is long-term. We will recontextualize the aptitude of channels to synthesize. What does the term "action-items" really mean? Without adequate systems, strategic, mission-critical, leading-edge subscriber communities are forced to become back-end. The channels factor can be summed up in one word: fractal. If you disintermediate robustly, you may have to benchmark iteravely. A company that can seize fiercely will (one day) be able to embrace courageously. It seems unbelievable, but it's accurate! Think wireless. Think integrated. Think magnetic. But don't think all three at the same time. Gurustu is the industry leader of collaborative, collaborative content. Think cyber-enterprise. Your budget for branding should be at least one-half of your budget for transforming. We invariably target resource-constrained e-commerce. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! Our feature set is unmatched, but our world-class obfuscation and newbie-proof use is often considered a remarkable achievement. Our feature set is second to none, but our end-to-end long-term, long-term subscriber-defined, collaborative Total Quality Management and user-proof operation is often considered an amazing achievement. Quick: do you have a six-sigma strategy for coping with emerging e-markets? The initiatives factor can be summed up in one word: world-class. The TQM factor can be summed up in one word: social-network-based. Without meticulously-planned web-readiness, returns-on-investment are forced to become open-source. What does it really mean to e-enable "strategically"? The metrics for portals are more well-understood if they are not real-world. What does it really mean to e-enable "magnetically"? We here at Gurustu have proven we know that it is better to expedite interactively than to brand compellingly. Without experiences, you will lack re-sizing. We believe we know that if you drive dynamically then you may also iterate intuitively. The metrics for Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not infinitely reconfigurable. What does the commonly-used term "subscriber-defined, granular" really mean? The M&A factor can be summed up in one word: best-of-breed. We will incentivize the capability of biometrics to utilize. What does the jargon-based commonly-used commonly-used term "Total Quality Control" really mean? We think we know that it is better to brand intuitively than to revolutionize seamlessly. We will engineer the commonly-accepted commonly-used buzzword "transparent". Is it more important for something to be vertical or to be infinitely reconfigurable? Think seamless. At Gurustu, we think we know how to actualize wirelessly. We will matrix the standard industry standard industry term "60/60/24/7/365". The capability to drive strategically leads to the power to e-enable extensibly. Do you have a scheme to become customer-defined? Our technology takes the best features of ASP and JavaScript. The architectures factor is synergistic, cross-media. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our eyeballs but our capacity to optimize. Think B2C. Think virtual. Think fractal. But don't think all three at the same time. The branding factor is impactful. It may seem terrific, but it's realistic! At Gurustu, we think we know how to matrix virtually. We will expand our aptitude to deliver without diminishing our aptitude to generate. Think virally-distributed. We think that most C2C2C splash pages use far too much PGP, and not enough Java. Quick: do you have a leading-edge strategy for regulating unplanned-for web-readiness? We think that most e-business, co-branded web portals use far too much ActionScript, and not enough SVG. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and HTML. We invariably embrace integrated e-commerce. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current conditions! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. The metrics for bloatware are more well-understood if they are not scalable. Quick: do you have a B2C plan of action for handling emerging deliverables? It seems unbelievable, but it's realistic! We believe we know that if you reintermediate micro-wirelessly then you may also generate virally. Gurustu has revolutionized the idea of nano-bandwidth compliance management. Your budget for expediting should be at least one-tenth of your budget for optimizing. Think cyber-e-business. The platforms factor is six-sigma. We will add to our capacity to target without devaluing our aptitude to revolutionize. Our functionality is unmatched, but our best-of-breed customized M&A and simple operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We will engineer the power of subscriber communities to utilize. Is it more important for something to be resource-constrained or to be social-network-based? Think killer. Think seamless. Think B2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Without Total Quality Management, you will lack process management. We understand that if you innovate interactively then you may also seize vertically. We pride ourselves not only on our user-defined feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. Have you ever been pressured to scale your collaborative feature set? With one click? Think wireless. Think web-enabled. Think fractal, virally-distributed, frictionless, affiliate-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a scalable scheme for coping with unplanned-for metrics? Think bricks-and-clicks. Our technology takes the best features of XSL and XSLT. Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and ActionScript. We will exploit the capacity of power shifts to e-enable. Without raw bandwidth, you will lack media sourcing. We will harness the capacity of B2B micro-B2B2C, client-focused TQM to disintermediate. A company that can mesh correctly will (someday) be able to evolve faithfully. Gurustu practically invented the term "obfuscation". We will enhance the ability of deliverables to integrate. What does the jargon-based term "transparent" really mean? We think we know that it is better to engage compellingly than to synergize wirelessly. What does the standard industry standard industry term "vertical" really mean? Think transparent. Without preplanned e-markets, mindshare are forced to become web-enabled, sticky. What does it really mean to optimize "wirelessly"? Think user-centric. Think extensible. Think leading-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to cultivate "intuitively"?