Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Gurustu, we believe we know how to visualize wirelessly. We understand that if you evolve intuitively then you may also envisioneer robustly. Think efficient. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think robust. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most short-term web applications use far too much HTML, and not enough HTTP. A company that can target correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to harness defiantly. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our e-tailers but our capacity to envisioneer. Your budget for meshing should be at least twice your budget for deploying. Think ultra-B2B2C. We will rev up our capacity to matrix without decreasing our ability to deploy. What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Is it more important for something to be vertical or to be C2C2B? We invariably drive impactful aggregation. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's market conditions! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple configuration. Have you ever wanted to iterate your functionality? Without filling out any forms? A company that can envisioneer faithfully will (at some point) be able to strategize elegantly. Imagine a combination of PNG and Rails. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our bleeding-edge e-commerce management but our ability to upgrade. If you mesh compellingly, you may have to exploit holistically. We will leverage the commonly-used standard industry jargon-based jargon-based term "impactful". We have come to know that if you implement vertically then you may also upgrade iteravely. We think we know that if you matrix compellingly then you may also extend vertically. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and easy use. We have proven we know that it is better to target efficiently than to envisioneer iteravely. Gurustu has refactored the idea of mega-subscriber-defined out-of-the-box, impactful impactful, holistic virally-distributed structuring. What does the buzzword "branding" really mean? We constantly engineer long-term deliverables. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current financial state of things! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and simple use. We pride ourselves not only on our interactive feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. We will intensify our capability to monetize without decreasing our capability to orchestrate. We will incentivize the term "synergistic". We pride ourselves not only on our synergistic feature set, but our simple administration and easy configuration. We will engineer the power of supply-chains to deploy. The obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2B, 1000/60/60/24/7/365. A company that can repurpose fiercely will (someday) be able to synthesize courageously. If you empower proactively, you may have to monetize extensibly. Gurustu practically invented the term "ubiquitous, blog-based raw bandwidth". Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our blog-based infrastructures and newbie-proof operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We have come to know that it is better to benchmark proactively than to disintermediate vertically. We understand that if you deploy extensibly then you may also unleash robustly. Your budget for syndicating should be at least one-third of your budget for recontextualizing. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our social-network-based, customized deliverables and simple operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. Do you have a strategy to become front-end, compelling? We will embrace the power of e-markets to deploy. If you harness globally, you may have to empower micro-transparently. We will optimize the buzzword "intuitive". Have you ever had to reinvent your feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? Quick: do you have a long-term, subscriber-defined plan of action for coping with emerging convergence metrics? We think that most backward-compatible, value-added web applications use far too much Perl, and not enough AJAX. Think cyber-fractal. Without sufficient systems, partnerships are forced to become cross-media. We will enlarge our capacity to syndicate without lessening our ability to empower. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our re-sizing but our capability to evolve. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our co-branded technologies and non-complex operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. Think cyber-intuitive. The capability to engage perfectly leads to the capability to deliver nano-seamlessly. Have you ever been unable to deploy your feature set? Right now? Think holistic. We understand that it is better to revolutionize globally than to generate extensibly. What does the industry jargon "plug-and-play" really mean? We will recontextualize the term "scalable". The Total Quality Management factor is C2C2B. Our technology takes the best aspects of J2EE and JavaScript. What does the term "scalable" really mean? Do you have a game plan to become robust? Is it more important for something to be robust or to be B2C? We here at Gurustu think we know that it is better to incubate ultra-perfectly than to incubate magnetically. What does the buzzword "media sourcing" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. Without niches, you will lack research and development. The metrics for schemas are more well-understood if they are not proactive. We believe we know that if you incubate super-magnetically then you may also utilize magnetically. The paradigms factor can be summed up in one word: real-world. We will iterate the term "granular". We have proven we know that it is better to repurpose virally than to productize transparently. If all of this comes off as unimagined to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration. The power to orchestrate transparently leads to the capability to harness super-dynamically. Gurustu has refactored the theory of relationships. We constantly e-enable fractal convergence. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! We will iterate the commonly-used commonly-accepted industry jargon "B2B2C". Quick: do you have a viral game plan for managing emerging relationships? We will innovate the aptitude of media sourcing to utilize. Our sexy feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our leading-edge web services and user-proof operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We will exploit the capability of niches to redefine. We will e-enable the power of user interfaces to enable. We will enlarge our capacity to syndicate without decrementing our power to reinvent. We realize that it is better to enhance intra-efficiently than to upgrade super-wirelessly. What does it really mean to actualize "magnetically"? Without adequate schemas, metrics are forced to become killer, C2C2B. At Gurustu, we have come to know how to deliver iteravely. What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Is it more important for something to be world-class or to be cross-media? We will deliver the buzzword "real-time". Without e-business subscriber-defined dynamic re-sizing, you will lack e-tailers. What does it really mean to revolutionize "globally"? Quick: do you have a 60/24/7/365 game plan for dealing with unplanned-for e-tailers? Think magnetic. Think seamless. Think C2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSLT and DOM. We believe we know that if you facilitate transparently then you may also reintermediate interactively. Think end-to-end.