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Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)
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Your Randomly-Generated Corporate Gibberish:


Our technology takes the best features of SVG and PHP.
At Gurustu, we understand how to monetize cyber-wirelessly. We often embrace cross-media macro-re-sizing. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this quarter's cycle! If you synthesize efficiently, you may have to reinvent magnetically. Without re-sizing, you will lack bloatware. Without meticulously-planned applications, deliverables are forced to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not B2B. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and IIS. Without bandwidth, you will lack re-sizing. It may seem mixed-up, but it's realistic!
Do you have a game plan to become B2C?
Gurustu is the industry leader of cross-media applications. The metrics for infomediaries are more well-understood if they are not seamless. Without preplanned infrastructures, niches are forced to become value-added. What does the industry jargon "B2B" really mean? Your budget for aggregating should be at least one-half of your budget for implementing. Think web-enabled. Think next-generation. Think B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. It comes off as confused, but it's accurate! We have proven we know that if you productize globally then you may also benchmark nano-seamlessly. We think we know that if you target intuitively then you may also deploy intuitively. Our functionality is unmatched, but our end-to-end real-time, 60/24/7/365 CAD and non-complex configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. What does it really mean to transform "magnetically"? Imagine a combination of SVG and PGP.
Your budget for productizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for evolving.
Gurustu practically invented the term "24/7 research and development". We have proven we know that it is better to benchmark holistically than to deploy intuitively. Without e-businesses, you will lack e-businesses. Think ultra-blog-based. Your budget for expediting should be at least one-third of your budget for morphing. The solutions factor is B2B2C. A company that can revolutionize faithfully will (someday) be able to unleash easily. The capability to utilize interactively leads to the capability to embrace wirelessly. A company that can target correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to reintermediate courageously. If you unleash proactively, you may have to iterate interactively.
The capability to integrate vertically leads to the capability to implement cyber-compellingly.
Gurustu is the industry leader of C2C2C infrastructures. We frequently architect world-class communities. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's market conditions! We will maximize our capacity to grow without reducing our capability to syndicate. We pride ourselves not only on our customer-directed feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. We pride ourselves not only on our B2B2C feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. It seems disorienting, but it's accurate! We will orchestrate the term "synergistic". It may seem unbelievable, but it's accurate! A company that can actualize correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to revolutionize courageously. What does the buzzword "C2C" really mean?
We will grow our power to recontextualize without diminishing our capacity to benchmark.
We here at Gurustu understand that it is better to upgrade ultra-intuitively than to reintermediate intuitively. We understand that if you orchestrate strategically then you may also streamline transparently. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our open-source CAD and user-proof configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. Think out-of-the-box. Think next-generation. Think client-focused. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to optimize "seamlessly"? Our technology takes the best features of WAP and Java. We think that most fractal entry pages use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough RDF. What does it really mean to drive "magnetically"? Quick: do you have a dot-com strategy for monitoring emerging partnerships? Do you have a game plan to become e-business? We will streamline the power of reality-based C2C reports to empower. Do you have a plan of action to become backward-compatible? Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and IIS.
What does it really mean to aggregate "dynamically"?
We here at Gurustu realize that it is better to transition extensibly than to benchmark intuitively. We think we know that it is better to incentivize transparently than to engineer nano-holistically. Think mega-clicks-and-mortar. Think cross-media. Think cross-platform. Think global. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to morph "holistically"? Is it more important for something to be C2C2C or to be global? If you exploit extensibly, you may have to enable virally. The ability to disintermediate holistically leads to the capability to reintermediate intuitively. Think user-defined. We will deploy the aptitude of e-services to evolve. We think that most virally-distributed web portals use far too much SMIL, and not enough CSS. The applications factor is wireless.
Without e-markets, you will lack ROI metrics.
Gurustu is the industry leader of scalable e-commerce. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and simple configuration. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our iteration but our aptitude to actualize. What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Think short-term. We often optimize bleeding-edge models. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this quarter's conditions! We will seize the buzzword "cutting-edge". If you redefine interactively, you may have to generate globally. We will enhance the power of deliverables to envisioneer. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our e-services but our ability to streamline. What does the jargon-based commonly-used commonly-used commonly-used buzzword "content" really mean? A company that can engineer faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to grow courageously. Think collaborative, wireless. Think co-branded. Think blog-based. But don't think all three at the same time.
It seems incredible, but it's 100% 100% true!
Gurustu practically invented the term "compliance". It seems puzzling, but it's 100 percent realistic! Do you have a plan of action to become 60/24/7/365? Without well-chosen channels, schemas are forced to become web-enabled. Our mission-critical feature set is unmatched, but our B2C project management and newbie-proof use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. If all of this seems unclear to you, that's because it is! Think cyber-dot-com. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our virtual development but our capability to drive. The metrics for solutions are more well-understood if they are not resource-constrained. It comes off as unclear, but it's accurate! We pride ourselves not only on our fractal feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. Without well-chosen initiatives, short-term accounting are forced to become world-class.
Do you have a scheme to become one-to-one?
Gurustu has permanently altered the conceptualization of versioning reports. Without well-planned returns-on-investment, 24/7/365, collaborative, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 intra-end-to-end micro-content are forced to become vertical. Think cross-media. Think scalable. Think revolutionary. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our open-source re-sizing but our power to leverage. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Imagine a combination of XSLT and PNG. If all of this sounds misleading to you, that's because it is! What does the term "reporting" really mean? The metrics for structuring are more well-understood if they are not B2C2B. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and OWL. We always enhance B2B2C real-world ROI metrics. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's conditions! Imagine a combination of ASP and AJAX.

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