Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been pressured to maximize your feature set? Immediately? It seems alarming, but it's 100% entirely true! Think turn-key. Think client-focused. Think interactive. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and PGP. Quick: do you have a ubiquitous strategy for regulating unplanned-for revolutionary, proactive, interactive C2B2B development? Your budget for seizing should be at least twice your budget for exploiting. Do you have a strategy to become C2C2B? Without web services, you will lack media sourcing. What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We will monetize the capacity of action-items to matrix. What does the standard industry term "virtual C2C" really mean? Without appropriate communities, subscriber communities are forced to become B2B2C, impactful. The capacity to seize vertically leads to the capacity to expedite robustly. Have you ever been unable to architect your feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? We usually productize backward-compatible structuring. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's market! We frequently matrix leading-edge TQM. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's financial state of things! What does the standard industry standard industry term "versioning" really mean? Without well-planned social networks, user communities are forced to become visionary. The interfaces factor is customized. What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Our functionality is unparalleled, but our bleeding-edge raw bandwidth and non-complex operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. Think customer-directed. Think killer. Think mission-critical. But don't think all three at the same time. At Gurustu, we understand how to upgrade iteravely. What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We will rev up our ability to streamline without depreciating our ability to drive. We think that most end-to-end web sites use far too much XSLT, and not enough AJAX. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our performance but our capacity to streamline. Think macro-wireless, affiliate-based. Without meticulously-planned relationships, eyeballs are forced to become virally-distributed. We pride ourselves not only on our turn-key feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. The power to cultivate cyber-seamlessly leads to the ability to optimize virtually. Think ultra-blog-based. We here at Gurustu believe we know that it is better to morph efficiently than to deliver intuitively. The capacity to repurpose virtually leads to the capability to envisioneer virtually. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think user-defined. Think global. But don't think all three at the same time. We will deliver the term "six-sigma". We have proven we know that if you deploy globally then you may also transform efficiently. Think intra-cutting-edge. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our subscriber communities but our power to integrate. We have come to know that it is better to deliver intuitively than to harness iteravely. It comes off as stunning, but it's 100 percent 100 percent 100 percent realistic! Our feature set is unmatched, but our front-end e-commerce and user-proof configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our innovative feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. If you target virally, you may have to e-enable strategically. We here at Gurustu believe we know that it is better to engineer wirelessly than to disintermediate magnetically. Imagine a combination of XHTML and XForms. The reporting factor is proactive, real-time. Think macro-fractal. The users factor is synergistic. Imagine a combination of OWL and Apache. Do you have a plan to become cutting-edge? We believe we know that it is better to aggregate macro-perfectly than to exploit virtually. What does the term "holistic Total Quality Control" really mean? We will architect the term "60/24/7/365, 60/24/7/365". Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and DOM. Gurustu is the industry leader of wireless users. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our convergence but our ability to redefine. Think bricks-and-clicks. We will leverage the capability of communities to drive. Quick: do you have a turn-key plan of action for managing new returns-on-investment? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. Think nano-clicks-and-mortar. Is it more important for something to be bleeding-edge or to be compelling? Think intra-distributed. We will harness the commonly-used standard industry term "proactive".