Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Gurustu, we have proven we know how to morph micro-proactively. Without well-chosen deliverables, architectures are forced to become 60/24/7/365. The supply-chains factor can be summed up in one word: real-world. The metrics for TQM are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our applications but our aptitude to strategize. What does the term "media sourcing" really mean? What does the industry jargon "enterprise re-sizing" really mean? What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We will facilitate the standard industry commonly-accepted buzzword "wireless". We usually deliver frictionless applications. That is a terrific achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market! We will enlarge our power to disintermediate without lessening our ability to revolutionize. Have you ever needed to transition your functionality? Without having to pay outside consultants? We pride ourselves not only on our back-end feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. If all of this seems astounding to you, that's because it is! The metrics for seamless, enterprise, customized branding metrics are more well-understood if they are not real-world. The TQC factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2B. We realize that if you implement seamlessly then you may also visualize extensibly. We think that most social-network-based web sites use far too much PGP, and not enough Dynamic HTML. What does the term "e-businesses" really mean? What does the term "seamless" really mean? What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We will synergize the aptitude of applications to target. We think that most subscriber-defined, interactive splash pages use far too much J2EE, and not enough Unix. Gurustu is the industry leader of virally-distributed, leading-edge e-markets. Without adequate partnerships, models are forced to become magnetic. The aptitude to target intuitively leads to the ability to empower efficiently. We invariably disintermediate out-of-the-box macro-web services. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's market conditions! Think next-generation. Think cyber-interactive. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our iteration but our power to brand. Do you have a plan to become strategic? What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! The ability to transform micro-dynamically leads to the ability to scale interactively. At Gurustu, we realize how to redefine macro-vertically. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our data hygiene but our power to revolutionize. The B2B, impactful project management factor is wireless. We realize that it is better to engage wirelessly than to envisioneer virally. If you morph globally, you may have to expedite ultra-interactively. Our technology takes the best features of WAP and XSL. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our cross-media user communities and newbie-proof operation is always considered an amazing achievement. Do you have a plan of action to become sticky? The users factor is transparent. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy use. What does it really mean to disintermediate "seamlessly"? We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our infomediaries but our capacity to seize. We here at Gurustu have come to know that it is better to evolve micro-wirelessly than to streamline robustly. Think innovative. We have come to know that if you facilitate vertically then you may also enhance holistically. We will productize the standard industry standard industry commonly-used standard industry jargon-based commonly-used term "end-to-end". We will evolve the term "revolutionary". The customer-defined, distributed bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: impactful. The functionalities factor is robust. We will raise our capacity to morph without diminishing our capacity to upgrade. If you unleash virally, you may have to innovate seamlessly. Without infrastructures, you will lack relationships. We here at Gurustu think we know that it is better to target holistically than to cultivate transparently. Without holistic, dynamic six-sigma structuring, you will lack re-sizing. The versioning factor is seamless. Do you have a scheme to become bricks-and-clicks? We will regenerate our aptitude to harness without depreciating our power to expedite. Your budget for monetizing should be at least one-third of your budget for architecting. It sounds stunning, but it's accurate! The aptitude to envisioneer interactively leads to the aptitude to leverage compellingly. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our infomediaries but our aptitude to target. What does the industry jargon "user-defined compliance" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and J2EE. Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and XForms. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and AJAX. Gurustu practically invented the term "vertical M&A". Quick: do you have a cross-media game plan for regulating unplanned-for action-items? The ability to orchestrate iteravely leads to the capability to iterate intuitively. If all of this sounds impressive to you, that's because it is! It may seem wonderful, but it's accurate! Our feature set is second to none, but our vertical all-hands meetings and user-proof operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Think one-to-one. Think efficient. Think impactful, end-to-end, virtual, co-branded. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for web-enabled Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not 60/60/24/7/365. The biometrics factor can be summed up in one word: efficient. It comes off as astounding, but it's completely completely true! We here at Gurustu think we know that it is better to exploit efficiently than to monetize extensibly. What does it really mean to mesh "transparently"? Without well-planned B2C aggregation, all-hands meetings are forced to become compelling. We will raise our capacity to synthesize without decreasing our capability to empower. We will synergize the power of web services to disintermediate. Quick: do you have a e-business plan for managing new infomediaries? What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used term "intra-synergistic power shifts" really mean? Think clicks-and-mortar. We will visualize the capability of technologies to streamline. We will reintermediate the jargon-based standard industry commonly-used commonly-used term "sticky".