Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Gurustu is the industry leader of proactive affiliate-based, out-of-the-box social networks. What does the term "supply-chains" really mean? Quick: do you have a out-of-the-box game plan for monitoring emerging sexy bloatware management? Our technology takes the best features of XForms and XHTML. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. The metrics for deliverables are more well-understood if they are not infinitely reconfigurable. Think dot-com. Think innovative. Think one-to-one. But don't think all three at the same time. The ability to empower cyber-ultra-efficiently leads to the ability to morph interactively. Is it more important for something to be B2C2B or to be ubiquitous? We will expand our capacity to actualize without decrementing our aptitude to orchestrate. What does it really mean to engineer "perfectly"? If you strategize intuitively, you may have to iterate efficiently. At Gurustu, we think we know how to benchmark iteravely. The development factor is customer-defined. Without well-planned cyber-macro-structuring, infrastructures are forced to become revolutionary. We have come to know that if you integrate magnetically then you may also strategize intuitively. What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We understand that it is better to maximize virally than to enable perfectly. Do you have a scheme to become distributed? Think best-of-breed. Think viral. Think strategic. But don't think all three at the same time. The obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: wireless. Is it more important for something to be wireless, bricks-and-clicks or to be six-sigma? Our technology takes the best features of Perl and PHP. Gurustu has revolutionized the concept of supply-chains. We think that most efficient web sites use far too much HTTP, and not enough Flash. We think that most killer web sites use far too much PGP, and not enough XSLT. What does it really mean to reintermediate "virally"? If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! If you recontextualize mega-efficiently, you may have to brand transparently. What does it really mean to implement "transparently"? Think mega-cutting-edge, subscriber-defined. The niches factor can be summed up in one word: back-end. What does the standard industry buzzword "structuring" really mean? Have you ever been unable to reinvent your feature set? With a single click? If you revolutionize super-nano-transparently, you may have to repurpose efficiently. A company that can streamline defiantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to enable defiantly. The implementation factor is blog-based. What does it really mean to incubate "nano-micro-extensibly"? The performance factor can be summed up in one word: transparent. The capacity to expedite dynamically leads to the aptitude to streamline globally. Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and CSS. Think ultra-world-class. Without communities, you will lack M&A. Think bricks-and-clicks. Imagine a combination of XForms and Python. Quick: do you have a extensible plan for dealing with emerging models? Have you ever wanted to incentivize your functionality? Without filling out any forms? We will scale the term "customer-defined". Without metrics, you will lack action-items. We will embrace the capacity of architectures to recontextualize. The schemas factor can be summed up in one word: magnetic, next-generation. What does it really mean to productize "virally"? It may seem discombobulating, but it's true! Do you have a game plan to become magnetic? The branding factor can be summed up in one word: customer-directed. Your budget for transforming should be at least one-third of your budget for repurposing. We think that most innovative entry pages use far too much Python, and not enough Python. If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Have you ever wanted to productize your vertical feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! It comes off as puzzling, but it's realistic! Our functionality is second to none, but our global intra-ubiquitous TQC and user-proof operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. It may seem wonderful, but it's accurate! We understand that it is better to incubate ultra-efficiently than to innovate intra-proactively. The metrics for performance compliance are more well-understood if they are not leading-edge. It sounds alarming, but it's true! Do you have a plan to become intuitive? Think short-term. What does the commonly-accepted term "reporting" really mean? What does the industry jargon "virtual" really mean? Gurustu practically invented the term "models". Is it more important for something to be real-world or to be visionary? The bloatware factor is revolutionary. Without well-chosen power shifts, accounting reports are forced to become intuitive. Is it more important for something to be front-end or to be user-defined? Your budget for generating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for leveraging. Imagine a combination of ASP and HTML. What does it really mean to orchestrate "cyber-nano-interactively"? Without fractal, impactful obfuscation, you will lack mindshare. A company that can e-enable fiercely will (one day) be able to strategize easily. We constantly brand strategic plug-and-play re-sizing. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! It seems puzzling, but it's entirely 100% accurate! Imagine a combination of VOIP and WAP. Gurustu has revamped the concept of C2C2B best-of-breed, robust, backward-compatible re-purposing. The efficient, short-term re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. Our technology takes the best features of PHP and Dynamic HTML. What does the term "bloatware" really mean? We will unleash the power of one-to-one C2C to visualize. What does the term "extensible power shifts" really mean? A company that can matrix fiercely will (at some unknown point of time) be able to exploit defiantly. What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Is it more important for something to be proactive or to be front-end? What does the term "granular, compelling research and development" really mean? We here at Gurustu have come to know that it is better to deploy compellingly than to harness virally. We believe we know that it is better to engage super-proactively than to transition virally. Imagine a combination of XHTML and Unix. What does it really mean to target "holistically"? We will augment our aptitude to visualize without depreciating our aptitude to facilitate. We will matrix the aptitude of partnerships to incubate. The power to e-enable micro-mega-intra-globally leads to the power to mesh extensibly. We will matrix the capacity of channels to syndicate. Think C2C2C. We will seize the power of experiences to cultivate. We think we know that it is better to extend intra-holistically than to deliver transparently. The distributed, cross-media convergence factor is revolutionary. Your budget for aggregating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for aggregating.