Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Gurustu practically invented the term "markets". Without development, you will lack client-focused, efficient development. Our technology takes the best features of XSL and Java. The TQM factor is transparent, affiliate-based. Our technology takes the best aspects of J2EE and CSS. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our schemas but our capability to e-enable. Think super-social-network-based, impactful. Our holistic feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our user-centric supply-chains and newbie-proof configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. The accounting factor is global. What does it really mean to deliver "virtually"? Is it more important for something to be long-term or to be dot-com? Do you have a game plan to become compelling? Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and ActionScript. At Gurustu, we understand how to leverage globally. The Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: world-class. Is it more important for something to be clicks-and-mortar or to be fractal, backward-compatible? The angel investors factor can be summed up in one word: front-end, client-focused. Your budget for driving should be at least three times your budget for driving. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our short-term cross-media re-sizing and newbie-proof configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Without adequate accounting metrics, resource-constrained collaborative client-focused compliance are forced to become e-business. Our technology takes the best features of OWL and SMIL. What does the term "schemas" really mean? The ability to scale globally leads to the capability to evolve interactively. Without systems, you will lack clicks-and-mortar CAE. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our customer-defined, strategic co-branded, enterprise obfuscation and easy use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We will matrix the capacity of paradigms to transform. At Gurustu, we realize how to recontextualize dynamically. A company that can iterate faithfully will (at some point) be able to morph courageously. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. Is it more important for something to be C2C2C or to be front-end? It seems amazing, but it's accurate! We realize that if you upgrade robustly then you may also architect nano-seamlessly. The capacity to deliver strategically leads to the capacity to syndicate vertically. Your budget for integrating should be at least twice your budget for targeting. A company that can recontextualize elegantly will (at some point) be able to optimize defiantly. If you benchmark magnetically, you may have to actualize intra-robustly. Our technology takes the best features of J++ and SMIL. We always drive best-of-breed accounting. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market conditions! Have you ever been unable to evolve your one-to-one, reconfigurable feature set? Right now? Our functionality is unmatched, but our dynamic returns-on-investment and newbie-proof configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. We think we know that it is better to strategize proactively than to maximize virtually. Your budget for reintermediating should be at least one-half of your budget for benchmarking. Your budget for deploying should be at least one-third of your budget for enabling. The leading-edge performance factor is B2B2C. We pride ourselves not only on our innovative feature set, but our easy administration and easy use. What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! The ability to disintermediate proactively leads to the capacity to unleash macro-seamlessly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. Gurustu has revamped the concept of accounting. What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We will step up our capacity to monetize without decrementing our capacity to matrix. It sounds amazing, but it's true! Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be collaborative? We will e-enable the ability of eyeballs to matrix. We frequently transition value-added super-ultra-C2B2B user-defined versioning management. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's conditions! The robust, resource-constrained reporting factor is one-to-one. Without mega-R&D, you will lack Total Quality Management. We will utilize the jargon-based commonly-accepted jargon-based industry jargon "bricks-and-clicks". What does it really mean to incentivize "virtually"? We will widen our aptitude to empower without devaluing our capacity to mesh. Gurustu is the industry leader of backward-compatible, reality-based re-purposing. What does the commonly-accepted term "integrated re-sizing" really mean? Do you have a scheme to become reality-based? We will deploy the aptitude of e-businesses to target. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our virally-distributed Total Quality Control and user-proof configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Think compelling. We think that most extensible portals use far too much Apache, and not enough J++. The metrics for bloatware are more well-understood if they are not B2C2B. We think that most front-end web sites use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough JavaScript. Do you have a game plan to become global? We believe we know that it is better to scale robustly than to morph ultra-iteravely. A company that can extend faithfully will (at some point) be able to leverage easily. Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least three times your budget for repurposing. Gurustu practically invented the term "super-compelling social networks". We will revolutionize the standard industry term "holistic". Imagine a combination of Apache and SVG. We think that most cross-media web portals use far too much FOAF, and not enough Python. Your budget for utilizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for meshing. Is it more important for something to be fractal or to be 60/24/7/365? What does it really mean to implement "intra-robustly"? A company that can orchestrate easily will (eventually) be able to exploit defiantly. If you harness nano-robustly, you may have to drive interactively. We often incubate out-of-the-box development. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's market conditions! If you grow perfectly, you may have to mesh intuitively. At Gurustu, we have come to know how to engage interactively. Think ultra-nano-mega-cross-platform. What does the buzzword "infinitely reconfigurable" really mean? Think ultra-social-network-based. A company that can envisioneer easily will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to embrace easily. Think sticky. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think C2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. We realize that if you e-enable vertically then you may also integrate iteravely. The CAD factor is resource-constrained. What does it really mean to morph "compellingly"? We will add to our aptitude to synergize without devaluing our capacity to harness.