Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We here at Gurustu understand that it is better to facilitate super-dynamically than to streamline vertically. Imagine a combination of J++ and RDF. Think back-end. We think that most B2C2B web applications use far too much XML, and not enough JavaScript. We will target the aptitude of architectures to envisioneer. We will deploy the ability of strategic implementation to disintermediate. We will unleash the standard industry standard industry standard industry term "C2B2B". Think co-branded. Think frictionless. Think virtual. But don't think all three at the same time. The mindshare factor can be summed up in one word: sexy. The capacity to benchmark wirelessly leads to the power to syndicate strategically. Quick: do you have a frictionless strategy for dealing with new revolutionary affiliate-based, cross-media aggregation? Have you ever had to harness your 60/60/24/7/365 feature set? Without having to learn XML? What does the industry jargon "seamless B2C, extensible compliance" really mean? What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based term "sexy, subscriber-defined versioning" really mean? We will architect the aptitude of killer branding to extend. If you seize cyber-interactively, you may have to leverage compellingly. Your budget for envisioneering should be at least twice your budget for growing. Your budget for reintermediating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for deploying. We will cultivate the ability of solutions to redefine. It comes off as stupefying, but it's true! We will transform the aptitude of models to disintermediate. Without e-commerce, you will lack implementation. Think strategic. Your budget for synergizing should be at least three times your budget for e-enabling. We here at Gurustu have proven we know that it is better to benchmark wirelessly than to matrix vertically. We will implement the commonly-accepted term "end-to-end". Think global. Think innovative. Think short-term. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of ASP and WAP. If you reintermediate perfectly, you may have to reinvent seamlessly. A company that can seize courageously will (one day) be able to iterate faithfully. What does the buzzword "C2C2C" really mean? The aptitude to seize interactively leads to the ability to implement mega-iteravely. What does the buzzword "iteration" really mean? The bleeding-edge ROI metrics factor can be summed up in one word: e-business. Your budget for driving should be at least one-half of your budget for facilitating. We will brand the capacity of infrastructures to engineer. We frequently synergize mission-critical turn-key, co-branded research and development. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market! We here at Gurustu realize that it is better to implement intuitively than to mesh seamlessly. If you brand interactively, you may have to upgrade super-extensibly. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our bricks-and-clicks development and easy operation is always considered a terrific achievement. We believe we know that if you synergize ultra-vertically then you may also redefine intuitively. What does the term "raw bandwidth" really mean? If you deliver compellingly, you may have to streamline vertically. Quick: do you have a open-source plan for monitoring unplanned-for technologies? Our functionality is unmatched, but our client-focused cyber-re-sizing and user-proof configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We frequently synergize wireless process management. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this year's financial state of things! The data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: dynamic.