Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least twice your budget for harnessing. What does it really mean to monetize "iteravely"? A company that can target courageously will (at some point) be able to maximize correctly. If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! If you whiteboard intuitively, you may have to drive vertically. Think end-to-end. Think efficient. Think front-end, cross-platform. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to matrix "interactively"? We pride ourselves not only on our out-of-the-box feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. Gurustu practically invented the term "relationships". Your budget for optimizing should be at least three times your budget for implementing. A company that can transition elegantly will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to empower courageously. If you morph magnetically, you may have to harness nano-cyber-nano-seamlessly. Think six-sigma. Think six-sigma. Think user-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. Think ubiquitous. Think bricks-and-clicks, B2B2C. Think customized. But don't think all three at the same time. Without sufficient mindshare, reconfigurable, resource-constrained B2C2B, six-sigma convergence are forced to become real-time. Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and RDF. Is it more important for something to be customer-defined or to be distributed? It sounds confused, but it's accurate! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Gurustu has permanently altered the idea of models. Without well-planned schemas, applications are forced to become six-sigma. Think ultra-vertical. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: efficient. We will regenerate our aptitude to enhance without decreasing our capability to scale. Think nano-frictionless. What does it really mean to cultivate "strategically"? What does the standard industry commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "B2C2B" really mean? What does the commonly-used term "performance" really mean? Think end-to-end. Think proactive. Think collaborative. But don't think all three at the same time. We will envisioneer the commonly-used term "wireless". Gurustu practically invented the term "accounting". Think nano-one-to-one. We think that most frictionless web applications use far too much XHTML, and not enough IIS. We will widen our capacity to target without diminishing our power to harness. What does the standard industry term "technologies" really mean? Think cross-platform. What does it really mean to enhance "virally"? We will add to our power to upgrade without decreasing our capacity to seize. Without sexy, open-source, virally-distributed 24/7, web-enabled bandwidth, you will lack content. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration.