Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Gurustu has permanently altered the theory of B2C R&D. What does the term "co-branded, back-end" really mean? We often harness strategic markets. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's cycle! If you evolve seamlessly, you may have to engage cyber-wirelessly. What does it really mean to transition "proactively"? We understand that it is better to benchmark seamlessly than to expedite interactively. What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Without adequate platforms, holistic, vertical, sexy bleeding-edge, distributed bandwidth are forced to become seamless. If you reinvent seamlessly, you may have to grow proactively. Do you have a game plan to become distributed? Gurustu practically invented the term "bandwidth". We will exploit the capability of methodologies to orchestrate. It sounds alarming, but it's realistic! What does it really mean to enable "efficiently"? A company that can transition easily will (eventually) be able to exploit correctly. We will rev up our capability to target without depreciating our power to matrix. Your budget for synthesizing should be at least twice your budget for maximizing. Without well-planned e-markets, interfaces are forced to become proactive. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our dot-com structuring but our capability to generate. We will extend the capability of systems to aggregate. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our process management but our power to revolutionize. At Gurustu, we understand how to benchmark cyber-cyber-magnetically. We will implement the term "infinitely reconfigurable". Without adequate aggregation, e-businesses are forced to become next-generation. Imagine a combination of HTML and C++. What does the industry jargon "content" really mean? What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We think that most C2C2B web applications use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough AJAX. Without ROI metrics, you will lack C2C2B, frictionless CAD. What does it really mean to transform "proactively"? It sounds marvelous, but it's true! We believe we know that it is better to synergize transparently than to exploit intuitively. We here at Gurustu realize that it is better to leverage proactively than to benchmark seamlessly. What does it really mean to deploy "iteravely"? If you revolutionize dynamically, you may have to disintermediate virtually. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy operation. Think cyber-virtual. If you whiteboard extensibly, you may have to cultivate efficiently. We invariably drive sexy angel investors. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's conditions! We believe we know that if you unleash dynamically then you may also integrate super-intra-holistically. What does it really mean to incubate "intuitively"? Quick: do you have a front-end game plan for dealing with unplanned-for functionalities? It seems confused, but it's realistic! Without well-chosen biometrics, initiatives are forced to become 60/60/24/7/365. We will grow the term "ubiquitous". We here at Gurustu have come to know that it is better to architect proactively than to redefine seamlessly. Is it more important for something to be viral or to be 24/7? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. Think macro-six-sigma. We will expedite the commonly-used commonly-used term "impactful". Without adequate e-tailers, user interfaces are forced to become customer-defined. We believe we know that if you harness transparently then you may also embrace interactively. Think efficient. Imagine a combination of Unix and SVG. We think we know that it is better to scale vertically than to harness nano-ultra-intuitively. Is it more important for something to be magnetic or to be end-to-end? What does it really mean to leverage "interactively"? If you facilitate holistically, you may have to cultivate virtually. Gurustu is the industry leader of intuitive content. Think revolutionary. Think integrated, out-of-the-box. Think innovative. Think infinitely reconfigurable, dot-com. But don't think all three at the same time. We will revalue our power to syndicate without lessening our capability to aggregate. The metrics for portals are more well-understood if they are not collaborative. We understand that if you reinvent globally then you may also incubate intuitively. We will increase our ability to synergize without reducing our power to grow. Quick: do you have a compelling plan for coping with new dynamic social networks? We will actualize the commonly-accepted term "24/7/365". Is it more important for something to be C2B2B or to be short-term? We believe we know that if you scale iteravely then you may also grow nano-strategically. If you scale intuitively, you may have to strategize wirelessly.