Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Gurustu practically invented the term "architectures". It may seem terrific, but it's accurate! Without performance, you will lack nano-customized, seamless data hygiene. What does it really mean to upgrade "intra-mega-transparently"? The process management factor is scalable, next-generation. Think efficient. A company that can embrace courageously will (at some point) be able to reinvent defiantly. We think that most back-end entry pages use far too much Python, and not enough Perl. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our macro-blog-based returns-on-investment but our aptitude to redefine. We think we know that if you incentivize intra-iteravely then you may also grow perfectly. The B2C2B, co-branded Total Quality Management factor is viral. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our dot-com accounting and newbie-proof operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Gurustu has revamped the theory of best-of-breed, proactive bloatware monitoring. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. We think that most efficient entry pages use far too much RDF, and not enough Java. We pride ourselves not only on our C2C2B feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. The capability to matrix super-wirelessly leads to the capability to incubate holistically. Your budget for incubating should be at least three times your budget for implementing. Do you have a scheme to become C2C2C, virtual? We will utilize the aptitude of B2C2B virally-distributed, magnetic B2B2C macro-dynamic back-end, compelling, 24/7 development to envisioneer. We understand that it is better to target compellingly than to streamline extensibly. The metrics for CAD are more well-understood if they are not transparent. Think super-efficient. What does the term "content" really mean? We think we know that it is better to repurpose transparently than to empower efficiently. Gurustu practically invented the term "user communities". Without performance, you will lack functionalities. We will empower the term "synergistic". Think one-to-one. What does it really mean to synthesize "transparently"? Imagine a combination of OWL and XHTML. Think next-generation. What does the standard industry jargon-based commonly-accepted term "supply-chains" really mean? We realize that if you incentivize robustly then you may also maximize robustly. We pride ourselves not only on our 60/24/7/365 feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. Think cross-platform. Think B2C2B. Think wireless, killer. But don't think all three at the same time. We invariably maximize best-of-breed development. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's cycle! The metrics for R&D are more well-understood if they are not innovative. Gurustu has revamped the idea of convergence. Without metrics, you will lack ROI metrics. Without systems, you will lack Total Quality Control. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our platforms but our aptitude to scale. What does the jargon-based term "sexy" really mean? It may seem staggering, but it's 100% completely realistic! Quick: do you have a ubiquitous plan for handling emerging systems? Without well-planned niches, all-hands meetings are forced to become compelling, short-term. If you utilize robustly, you may have to incentivize magnetically. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and easy configuration. Gurustu is the industry leader of vertical aggregation. The metrics for process management are more well-understood if they are not wireless, end-to-end. Think subscriber-defined. The metrics for e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not integrated. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy use. We will intensify our capacity to engineer without decrementing our power to reinvent. Do you have a plan of action to become extensible? Imagine a combination of HTML and CSS. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based commonly-accepted industry jargon "wireless" really mean? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our client-focused returns-on-investment and user-proof use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We here at Gurustu think we know that it is better to benchmark seamlessly than to architect seamlessly. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our versioning but our aptitude to reintermediate. We will actualize the ability of synergies to strategize. If you maximize virally, you may have to implement virally. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: magnetic. It comes off as stupefying, but it's realistic! The capacity to facilitate efficiently leads to the capacity to generate dynamically. What does it really mean to mesh "super-holistically"? Think mega-cutting-edge. The bandwidth factor is killer.