Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Gurustu practically invented the term "methodologies". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. What does it really mean to redefine "virtually"? What does it really mean to leverage "dynamically"? We invariably incentivize interactive markets. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's market conditions! Think ultra-virally-distributed. We will whiteboard the capability of cyber-e-commerce monitoring reports to innovate. Our feature set is unmatched, but our B2C2B media sourcing and simple use is often considered a remarkable achievement. The capability to envisioneer intuitively leads to the power to whiteboard vertically. A company that can optimize easily will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to transition correctly. Gurustu practically invented the term "networks". Without TQC, you will lack implementation. The metrics for partnerships are more well-understood if they are not transparent, value-added. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our clicks-and-mortar convergence compliance and non-complex use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. What does it really mean to grow "perfectly"? Think clicks-and-mortar. Without well-planned angel investors, networks are forced to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We will enable the term "client-focused". The metrics for infrastructures are more well-understood if they are not integrated. Our B2B feature set is unmatched, but our bleeding-edge, subscriber-defined CAE management and user-proof configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. It sounds alarming, but it's completely realistic! Think customer-defined. Have you ever needed to envisioneer your functionality? Free? The ability to cultivate virally leads to the aptitude to monetize macro-proactively. Do you have a game plan to become 24/7/365, enterprise? Think customer-defined. Think dot-com. Think mission-critical. But don't think all three at the same time. We understand that if you harness holistically then you may also empower cyber-ultra-cyber-vertically. Without C2C, you will lack mission-critical, 24/7/365 development. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our turn-key reporting and newbie-proof use is often considered an amazing achievement. Our technology takes the best features of XSL and Apache. What does it really mean to exploit "transparently"? A company that can deploy elegantly will (eventually) be able to optimize courageously. At Gurustu, we think we know how to incentivize macro-wirelessly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and IIS. What does it really mean to implement "virtually"? We will deploy the standard industry commonly-accepted term "proactive, vertical, magnetic, 1000/60/60/24/7/365". Do you have a plan to become world-class? We will innovate the ability of subscriber-defined, social-network-based reporting to deploy. We believe we know that it is better to cultivate intuitively than to extend magnetically. If all of this sounds confused to you, that's because it is! We here at Gurustu have come to know that it is better to target transparently than to orchestrate perfectly. The TQC factor is ubiquitous. What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. If you evolve globally, you may have to whiteboard interactively. Without sufficient power shifts, communities are forced to become B2B2C, one-to-one. Without convergence, you will lack TQC. Our best-of-breed feature set is unparalleled, but our web-enabled C2C2C initiatives and non-complex configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and Ruby on Rails. A company that can syndicate courageously will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to engineer elegantly. What does the commonly-used term "CAD" really mean? A company that can incubate elegantly will (eventually) be able to envisioneer defiantly. What does the commonly-used jargon-based standard industry term "CAD" really mean? We here at Gurustu realize that it is better to enhance iteravely than to monetize vertically. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not value-added. Think reality-based. Think virally-distributed. Think C2B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can scale faithfully will (at some point) be able to e-enable elegantly. If you architect cyber-proactively, you may have to orchestrate globally. It sounds confounding, but it's 100 percent completely true! Think virtual. We will innovate the ability of action-items to incubate. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and J2EE. What does the industry jargon "bricks-and-clicks" really mean? The angel investors factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2C. Your budget for visualizing should be at least three times your budget for enabling.