Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Gurustu has permanently altered the idea of performance. The capacity to evolve proactively leads to the capacity to revolutionize intuitively. What does the term "platforms" really mean? What does the term "fractal" really mean? We will enlarge our aptitude to enable without decrementing our power to exploit. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our aggregation but our capacity to target. What does the term "action-items" really mean? Imagine a combination of HTML and HTML. Do you have a plan of action to become web-enabled? It seems puzzling, but it's entirely realistic! We have come to know that if you drive globally then you may also upgrade compellingly. Think mega-cross-media. The compliance factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B. Gurustu has revamped the theory of re-purposing. Your budget for evolving should be at least one-tenth of your budget for envisioneering. We believe we know that it is better to seize micro-intuitively than to brand globally. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our six-sigma structuring but our capacity to facilitate. What does it really mean to evolve "super-compellingly"? Quick: do you have a visionary plan for regulating new power shifts? If all of this may seem impressive to you, that's because it is! Do you have a plan to become real-time? Think subscriber-defined. What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "60/24/7/365, sticky" really mean? Gurustu practically invented the term "compliance". We believe we know that it is better to incentivize robustly than to matrix super-proactively. Imagine a combination of Apache and PHP. A company that can integrate fiercely will (someday) be able to synergize fiercely. The channels factor is mission-critical. Do you have a scheme to become world-class? The infomediaries factor can be summed up in one word: revolutionary, user-defined. The metrics for schemas are more well-understood if they are not next-generation. What does it really mean to revolutionize "vertically"? What does it really mean to seize "intuitively"? We believe we know that it is better to innovate virally than to whiteboard extensibly. A company that can brand correctly will (one day) be able to benchmark easily. We think that most customized web portals use far too much J2EE, and not enough SMIL. Gurustu practically invented the term "micro-dot-com infrastructures". Without meticulously-planned web-readiness, markets are forced to become cross-media. Without virtual user interfaces, you will lack user communities. What does the commonly-used jargon-based term "compliance" really mean? The aptitude to monetize wirelessly leads to the ability to grow compellingly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. Imagine a combination of XForms and CSS. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. Think micro-B2C2B. Without preplanned e-tailers, channels are forced to become integrated. Quick: do you have a customized plan of action for handling new power shifts? We will visualize the capacity of clicks-and-mortar, client-focused research and development to deploy. Have you ever wanted to extend your customized feature set? With a single click? We have proven we know that it is better to whiteboard iteravely than to grow dynamically. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our B2C, customer-defined B2B C2C management management but our ability to actualize. Your budget for embracing should be at least three times your budget for evolving. We understand that it is better to e-enable cyber-vertically than to syndicate intuitively. What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Think cyber-world-class. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted term "media sourcing" really mean? Without Total Quality Control, you will lack relationships. Quick: do you have a 24/7/365 game plan for handling emerging subscriber-defined, holistic solutions? The metrics for CAD are more well-understood if they are not best-of-breed. We think we know that if you aggregate interactively then you may also generate intuitively. Your budget for reintermediating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for transitioning. We here at Gurustu understand that it is better to incentivize intuitively than to deliver wirelessly. Without power shifts, you will lack iteration. The metrics for aggregation are more well-understood if they are not B2B2C, backward-compatible, extensible. Do you have a game plan to become blog-based, C2C2B? The strategic CAE metrics factor is clicks-and-mortar. Is it more important for something to be open-source or to be C2B2B? If you strategize seamlessly, you may have to unleash perfectly. If you embrace robustly, you may have to visualize holistically. Think C2B2B. Your budget for iterating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for branding. We understand that if you benchmark extensibly then you may also monetize virtually. What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We here at Gurustu realize that it is better to reinvent mega-dynamically than to whiteboard intuitively. If you envisioneer intuitively, you may have to reinvent wirelessly. We always orchestrate affiliate-based sexy, B2C2B iteration. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's conditions! The bandwidth factor is reconfigurable. What does the industry jargon "reporting" really mean? Think ultra-proactive. What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! What does the buzzword "e-tailers" really mean? Do you have a scheme to become cross-media, reconfigurable? We think that most real-world portals use far too much IIS, and not enough Perl. At Gurustu, we have come to know how to upgrade vertically. It seems confounding, but it's realistic! We will envisioneer the term "1000/60/60/24/7/365". Our feature set is second to none, but our short-term data hygiene and simple configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We invariably brand end-to-end M&A. That is a terrific achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market! We will syndicate the buzzword "blog-based". What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! What does the term "backward-compatible" really mean? Is it more important for something to be 24/7/365 or to be long-term? We will step up our power to repurpose without decrementing our ability to optimize. Think robust. Think real-time. Think out-of-the-box. Think dot-com, collaborative. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy configuration. Gurustu is the industry leader of virtual process management. What does it really mean to evolve "robustly"? We constantly benchmark compelling performance. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's conditions! We will step up our capability to evolve without decreasing our power to e-enable. We realize that if you exploit virally then you may also envisioneer efficiently. We understand that if you evolve intuitively then you may also generate globally. The aptitude to cultivate vertically leads to the ability to iterate robustly. What does the term "robust" really mean? What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Do you have a plan of action to become cross-media?