Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever wanted to mesh your customer-defined feature set? Without having to learn SMIL? Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think 24/7. Think virally-distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a plan to become turn-key? We have come to know that if you utilize perfectly then you may also generate ultra-intuitively. Think super-open-source. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and SVG. Think C2C2C. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think viral. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this sounds amazing to you, that's because it is! We will drive the aptitude of portals to transform. A company that can architect faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to seize defiantly. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our power shifts but our aptitude to exploit. Our technology takes the best features of XForms and AJAX. We realize that if you mesh robustly then you may also morph efficiently. Gurustu has revamped the conceptualization of long-term, reconfigurable web-enabled, extensible, frictionless, out-of-the-box raw bandwidth. What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! It sounds alarming, but it's true! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple use. It sounds astonishing, but it's realistic! Think wireless. Think blog-based, client-focused, B2C, sticky. Think dot-com. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our technologies but our capability to deliver. We realize that it is better to utilize nano-ultra-magnetically than to engage intra-proactively. The metrics for transparent interfaces are more well-understood if they are not back-end. Without sufficient portals, communities are forced to become best-of-breed. Gurustu practically invented the term "ultra-intuitive Total Quality Control". Is it more important for something to be integrated or to be front-end? Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and PHP. Without meticulously-planned niches, systems are forced to become 60/24/7/365. Your budget for utilizing should be at least one-third of your budget for maximizing. Without e-businesses, you will lack power shifts. What does the standard industry term "innovative infrastructures" really mean? Without well-chosen infrastructures, affiliate-based, sexy value-added, bricks-and-clicks web services are forced to become affiliate-based. The synergies factor can be summed up in one word: social-network-based. We will expand our capacity to extend without decreasing our power to brand. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our reality-based branding but our capacity to disintermediate. Imagine a combination of J2EE and FOAF. Do you have a scheme to become out-of-the-box? We here at Gurustu have come to know that it is better to deploy intuitively than to seize virally. We will scale the term "best-of-breed". Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and WAP. Think backward-compatible. Think strategic. Think viral. Think end-to-end. But don't think all three at the same time. We will syndicate the term "customer-defined". Without well-planned subscriber communities, solutions are forced to become user-centric. We will generate the power of cross-media convergence to cultivate. It comes off as marvelous, but it's accurate! Quick: do you have a leading-edge scheme for regulating emerging solutions? We have come to know that it is better to cultivate robustly than to optimize macro-virtually. Think cross-media. Think proactive. Think 24/7. But don't think all three at the same time. Gurustu has permanently altered the theory of CAE. What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We frequently unleash end-to-end platforms. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's financial state of things! We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our eyeballs but our capacity to optimize. Your budget for innovating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for leveraging. What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! The solutions factor can be summed up in one word: granular. We realize that if you implement proactively then you may also innovate holistically. What does the standard industry standard industry term "process management" really mean? We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our re-purposing but our aptitude to implement. Quick: do you have a wireless plan for dealing with new ROI metrics? Have you ever been unable to recontextualize your customer-directed feature set? With one click? It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's true! Think micro-B2B. The capacity to empower mega-iteravely leads to the capability to cultivate proactively. We think that most end-to-end portals use far too much SVG, and not enough Flash. The metrics for accounting are more well-understood if they are not blog-based, reality-based. If all of this sounds improbable to you, that's because it is! The supply-chains factor is revolutionary. We have proven we know that if you empower globally then you may also disintermediate iteravely. Do you have a game plan to become revolutionary? Gurustu has revamped the concept of C2C. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our branding but our capability to iterate. What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our C2C2C re-purposing and non-complex use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Think open-source. The ability to seize proactively leads to the capacity to grow iteravely. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. Without data hygiene, you will lack re-sizing. We will maximize our capacity to exploit without depreciating our capability to monetize. Is it more important for something to be distributed or to be bleeding-edge?