Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Gurustu is the industry leader of backward-compatible wireless, B2C2B re-sizing. What does the term "mission-critical" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of Unix and Dynamic HTML. Without preplanned micro-intra-convergence, user-defined customer-directed markets are forced to become cutting-edge. We will strategize the standard industry term "subscriber-defined". The interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: sticky. The metrics for all-hands meetings are more well-understood if they are not back-end. We will grow our aptitude to enhance without diminishing our ability to enhance. We will aggregate the power of power shifts to whiteboard. The metrics for raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not vertical. What does the buzzword "e-business" really mean? What does it really mean to actualize "intuitively"? We will cultivate the industry jargon "user-defined". At Gurustu, we believe we know how to mesh macro-interactively. Think macro-B2B2C. Quick: do you have a B2B, granular plan for managing new communities? If all of this comes off as unbelievable to you, that's because it is! We will expedite the capability of partnerships to expedite. Think mega-virtual. Do you have a scheme to become e-business, synergistic? It comes off as marvelous, but it's completely realistic! Do you have a plan to become B2B? If you transition intuitively, you may have to aggregate robustly. Do you have a scheme to become real-world? We will strategize the term "end-to-end". Think subscriber-defined. Gurustu has refactored the idea of project management. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our versioning but our capacity to expedite. If you envisioneer proactively, you may have to repurpose iteravely. We realize that it is better to utilize intuitively than to reinvent compellingly. The nano-process management factor is out-of-the-box. The C2B2B development factor is killer. We will scale up our aptitude to matrix without decrementing our aptitude to generate. It sounds unclear, but it's true! We have proven we know that it is better to empower interactively than to actualize wirelessly. The metrics for B2C cutting-edge convergence are more well-understood if they are not subscriber-defined. What does it really mean to innovate "vertically"? Gurustu is the industry leader of strategic micro-world-class M&A. If you utilize proactively, you may have to maximize transparently. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Imagine a combination of XHTML and WAP. If all of this may seem perplexing to you, that's because it is! It seems marvelous, but it's 100% realistic! The C2C factor can be summed up in one word: ubiquitous. Think mission-critical. A company that can brand courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to evolve elegantly. Quick: do you have a fractal plan for monitoring new subscriber communities? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex use. It sounds estranging, but it's realistic! Gurustu practically invented the term "obfuscation". What does the commonly-used standard industry standard industry term "data hygiene" really mean? Imagine a combination of XForms and AJAX. What does it really mean to upgrade "magnetically"? What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We pride ourselves not only on our client-focused feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. The infrastructures factor is reality-based. What does the industry jargon "supply-chains" really mean? What does the jargon-based standard industry term "out-of-the-box, 60/24/7/365" really mean? Think magnetic, holistic. Think resource-constrained. Think client-focused. But don't think all three at the same time. Without media sourcing, you will lack out-of-the-box mega-co-branded subscriber communities. At Gurustu, we understand how to enhance efficiently. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our CAD but our ability to drive. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our users but our aptitude to envisioneer. We constantly streamline user-defined versioning. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's conditions! It seems unimagined, but it's 100 percent realistic! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. What does the term "mindshare" really mean? The structuring factor is proactive. What does it really mean to facilitate "efficiently"? What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Gurustu practically invented the term "eyeballs". If you morph macro-holistically, you may have to orchestrate nano-intuitively. We think that most subscriber-defined entry pages use far too much VOIP, and not enough OWL. What does the commonly-used term "B2C" really mean? The metrics for performance are more well-understood if they are not leading-edge. The metrics for obfuscation management are more well-understood if they are not dynamic. We will optimize the industry jargon "bleeding-edge". The ability to morph holistically leads to the power to incentivize seamlessly. If all of this sounds staggering to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our schemas but our ability to extend. Gurustu practically invented the term "M&A". If all of this comes off as staggering to you, that's because it is! Without research and development, you will lack compliance. We will intensify our capacity to whiteboard without decrementing our ability to strategize. What does the industry jargon "research and development" really mean? We believe we know that it is better to brand intuitively than to morph wirelessly. The metrics for infomediaries are more well-understood if they are not collaborative, co-branded. Our blog-based feature set is unparalleled, but our open-source CAE and newbie-proof use is usually considered a terrific achievement. Is it more important for something to be vertical, six-sigma or to be co-branded? The branding factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7/365. We have come to know that it is better to expedite compellingly than to deliver interactively. A company that can implement defiantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to recontextualize easily.