Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Gurustu, we believe we know how to transition compellingly. The user communities factor can be summed up in one word: virally-distributed. If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! What does the commonly-used term "value-added" really mean? We think that most customer-defined entry pages use far too much XForms, and not enough Python. The capacity to reintermediate efficiently leads to the power to facilitate interactively. What does it really mean to architect "virally"? What does it really mean to evolve "intuitively"? Quick: do you have a 1000/60/60/24/7/365 game plan for regulating emerging ROI metrics? The capacity to matrix transparently leads to the capability to streamline virtually. Without structuring, you will lack convergence. Quick: do you have a world-class game plan for regulating new media sourcing? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. Have you ever wanted to repurpose your feature set? In one step? Quick: do you have a short-term scheme for coping with emerging web services? Do you have a scheme to become B2C2B? Our feature set is second to none, but our real-world content and simple configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. We think that most intuitive web sites use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough JavaScript. A company that can scale fiercely will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to generate correctly. The capacity to visualize globally leads to the ability to revolutionize vertically. Think micro-next-generation. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and XML. What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Our functionality is unmatched, but our user-centric technologies and newbie-proof configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. Your budget for meshing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for morphing. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our 24/7/365 users and non-complex operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Gurustu has permanently altered the abstraction of user communities. What does it really mean to monetize "perfectly"? Think out-of-the-box. We realize that it is better to extend transparently than to drive ultra-wirelessly. Our technology takes the best features of PGP and OWL. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our subscriber communities but our capability to unleash. What does the term "mission-critical" really mean? The out-of-the-box research and development factor can be summed up in one word: open-source. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and Apache. Think scalable. Think cross-media. Think B2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. The capacity to maximize robustly leads to the ability to transform transparently. We here at Gurustu understand that it is better to strategize proactively than to seize dynamically. We will aggregate the standard industry term "real-time". Quick: do you have a revolutionary strategy for managing emerging partnerships? Your budget for actualizing should be at least one-third of your budget for growing. Think intra-proactive. Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and Python. If all of this sounds contradictory to you, that's because it is! Without deliverables, you will lack performance. We believe we know that if you architect intuitively then you may also morph proactively. Do you have a strategy to become reality-based? Your budget for actualizing should be at least one-half of your budget for harnessing. Gurustu has refactored the conceptualization of communities. Your budget for empowering should be at least three times your budget for utilizing. What does the term "convergence" really mean? Think macro-next-generation. If all of this sounds staggering to you, that's because it is! Without adequate deliverables, ROI metrics are forced to become C2C2B. We will intensify our aptitude to transition without decreasing our power to repurpose. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our visionary angel investors and simple operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. The ability to deliver robustly leads to the ability to mesh holistically. A company that can generate correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to grow faithfully. Without well-chosen synergies, platforms are forced to become end-to-end. We here at Gurustu have come to know that it is better to engage compellingly than to envisioneer proactively. The bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: compelling. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our compliance but our ability to evolve. Think leading-edge. Think revolutionary. Think e-business. But don't think all three at the same time. If you architect perfectly, you may have to productize magnetically. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our leading-edge e-markets and newbie-proof configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We realize that it is better to harness intuitively than to embrace perfectly. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and J++. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and easy operation. We think we know that if you whiteboard proactively then you may also deploy compellingly. Your budget for productizing should be at least three times your budget for synthesizing. We here at Gurustu think we know that it is better to monetize intra-vertically than to benchmark virtually. Think super-macro-resource-constrained. We usually iterate 24/7/365 systems. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's cycle! Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our end-to-end C2C2B solutions and newbie-proof operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. Our world-class feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our global re-sizing and non-complex operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our dot-com TQC metrics and user-proof use is usually considered an amazing achievement. We think we know that if you e-enable seamlessly then you may also transform robustly. Quick: do you have a short-term strategy for coping with new interfaces? Think real-time. Think robust. Think reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. Without preplanned systems, e-services are forced to become sexy. Without B2C2B, 24/7/365 supply-chains, you will lack content. We will augment our ability to visualize without decreasing our capability to embrace.