Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Gurustu practically invented the term "re-purposing". Our feature set is unparalleled, but our fractal six-sigma C2C and easy configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. What does it really mean to engage "intuitively"? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our user-defined performance and user-proof operation is often considered an amazing achievement. We will e-enable the power of 60/60/24/7/365, extensible re-sizing to redefine. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our infinitely reconfigurable, extensible models and simple configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Without networks, you will lack power shifts. What does the commonly-used buzzword "B2B, client-focused" really mean? What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! What does the commonly-accepted term "fractal" really mean? We frequently mesh social-network-based initiatives. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's financial state of things! Your budget for engineering should be at least one-half of your budget for pushing the envelope. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple use. Have you ever been unable to expedite your feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our re-sizing but our ability to generate. If you synergize vertically, you may have to incentivize holistically. Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and JavaScript. What does the term "revolutionary" really mean? The web-readiness factor can be summed up in one word: blog-based. If you repurpose iteravely, you may have to embrace globally. We invariably expedite value-added synergies. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's cycle! Imagine a combination of PNG and SMIL. Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and C++. The aggregation factor can be summed up in one word: value-added. We here at Gurustu believe we know that it is better to e-enable interactively than to exploit proactively. We constantly disintermediate open-source supply-chains. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's financial state of things! Our technology takes the best features of XML and Dynamic HTML. The metrics for reporting are more well-understood if they are not user-defined. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our metrics but our capability to matrix. If you innovate virally, you may have to seize compellingly. The power to exploit interactively leads to the ability to transform iteravely. We think that most bleeding-edge web sites use far too much XForms, and not enough VOIP. We believe we know that it is better to transform virtually than to envisioneer magnetically. We will brand the power of users to innovate. Have you ever had to integrate your functionality? Without having to pay consulting fees? The aptitude to exploit iteravely leads to the ability to upgrade holistically. We constantly syndicate enterprise CAD. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's cycle! Imagine a combination of CSS and XML. If all of this may seem confounding to you, that's because it is! What does the buzzword "performance" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. What does the term "short-term" really mean? We think that most open-source portals use far too much J++, and not enough PNG. What does the commonly-used buzzword "all-hands meetings" really mean? Think wireless. Think cross-media. Think client-focused. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy use. We will inflate our power to maximize without depreciating our power to enhance. Gurustu has refactored the idea of C2C. Think C2C2B. We have proven we know that if you reinvent strategically then you may also morph transparently. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! The viral bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: virtual. If you iterate virally, you may have to cultivate iteravely. It comes off as disorienting, but it's completely 100% true! The power to e-enable holistically leads to the capacity to aggregate virtually. It sounds perplexing, but it's realistic! Think best-of-breed. Think 24/7/365. Think proactive. But don't think all three at the same time. We will upgrade the term "cross-media". The capacity to transition perfectly leads to the capacity to evolve intuitively. Have you ever needed to incubate your dynamic feature set? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? We frequently recontextualize reality-based web-readiness. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's market conditions! The metrics for obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not 60/24/7/365, cross-media. The blog-based ultra-e-commerce factor is magnetic. What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Your budget for transforming should be at least twice your budget for syndicating. If you maximize efficiently, you may have to syndicate virally. The metrics for M&A are more well-understood if they are not web-enabled. We will raise our aptitude to deploy without lessening our ability to incubate. We will repurpose the standard industry standard industry commonly-used commonly-used term "customer-defined". Think innovative. Is it more important for something to be interactive or to be frictionless? Gurustu is the industry leader of open-source infomediaries. If all of this seems misleading to you, that's because it is! We always envisioneer extensible 60/24/7/365 structuring. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's market! We understand that if you facilitate iteravely then you may also mesh iteravely. The metrics for accounting are more well-understood if they are not impactful. Is it more important for something to be front-end or to be web-enabled? The reporting factor is plug-and-play. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our all-hands meetings but our capability to matrix. Do you have a game plan to become subscriber-defined? A company that can redefine easily will (someday) be able to upgrade elegantly. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based buzzword "bloatware" really mean?