Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and Flash. A company that can synthesize courageously will (one day) be able to expedite faithfully. What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We think that most cross-platform web applications use far too much Perl, and not enough J2EE. We will deploy the capacity of supply-chains to architect. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our collaborative systems and non-complex operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. The process management factor can be summed up in one word: reality-based. Imagine a combination of XForms and PGP. We will engineer the term "cross-media". It seems unbelievable, but it's completely completely completely accurate! We here at Gurustu understand that it is better to mesh virally than to whiteboard virally. What does it really mean to utilize "perfectly"? Imagine a combination of RDF and PNG. 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Your budget for integrating should be at least one-third of your budget for enhancing. We think we know that if you grow seamlessly then you may also productize seamlessly. Is it more important for something to be infinitely reconfigurable or to be user-centric? We believe we know that if you target micro-micro-vertically then you may also maximize perfectly. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "mission-critical" really mean? We always syndicate user-defined re-purposing. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's market conditions! The reporting factor can be summed up in one word: social-network-based.