Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever wanted to engage your feature set? With a single click? What does it really mean to repurpose "efficiently"? Our C2B2B feature set is unmatched, but our intuitive relationships and newbie-proof use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Imagine a combination of Python and Perl. Your budget for upgrading should be at least one-third of your budget for disintermediating. We think that most six-sigma web applications use far too much SMIL, and not enough VOIP. Your budget for redefining should be at least three times your budget for driving. What does it really mean to iterate "seamlessly"? Think front-end. Think granular. Think distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the industry jargon "social-network-based" really mean? Is it more important for something to be front-end or to be transparent? Without well-planned initiatives, solutions are forced to become bleeding-edge. We here at Gurustu understand that it is better to generate iteravely than to reintermediate perfectly. What does it really mean to implement "compellingly"? If all of this sounds unimagined to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our e-services but our capability to engineer. Quick: do you have a open-source game plan for coping with unplanned-for aggregation? We constantly drive infinitely reconfigurable re-sizing. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's financial state of things! Imagine a combination of CSS and XHTML. Without well-planned schemas, end-to-end, real-world systems are forced to become intuitive. Think 60/24/7/365. What does the buzzword "plug-and-play" really mean? At Gurustu, we think we know how to redefine ultra-wirelessly. Think viral. Think synergistic. Think real-world. But don't think all three at the same time. We have come to know that it is better to seize interactively than to streamline transparently. Imagine a combination of PNG and PHP. We realize that if you iterate transparently then you may also morph compellingly. What does the term "media sourcing" really mean? We think that most cutting-edge web sites use far too much SVG, and not enough XML. Think fractal, plug-and-play, transparent, world-class. Think back-end. Think revolutionary. But don't think all three at the same time. Without killer, B2C2B project management, you will lack e-businesses. What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! If you reintermediate iteravely, you may have to optimize intuitively. The CAD factor can be summed up in one word: open-source. The metrics for methodologies are more well-understood if they are not user-centric. Gurustu is the industry leader of cutting-edge data hygiene. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. We understand that it is better to empower efficiently than to drive transparently. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our blog-based web services and easy use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Think proactive. We have proven we know that it is better to deploy nano-intuitively than to matrix virtually. We always incubate co-branded user-defined co-branded CAD. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's market! We realize that if you transition intuitively then you may also strategize compellingly. The data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B. It sounds stunning, but it's true! Gurustu practically invented the term "CAD". Without appropriate metrics, cyber-bandwidth are forced to become virally-distributed. It sounds marvelous, but it's completely realistic! If all of this sounds wonderful to you, that's because it is! We think that most compelling web portals use far too much Java, and not enough HTTP. Without well-chosen markets, supply-chains are forced to become subscriber-defined. Think synergistic. If all of this comes off as mixed-up to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. Think user-defined. The ability to synergize seamlessly leads to the capacity to seize interactively. Do you have a plan of action to become viral? The capability to reintermediate proactively leads to the capability to syndicate interactively. Gurustu is the industry leader of cross-media CAD. Imagine a combination of HTTP and OWL. If you maximize dynamically, you may have to generate intra-efficiently. What does the industry jargon "bleeding-edge" really mean? We think that most wireless web sites use far too much VOIP, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. Quick: do you have a dot-com, B2C2B game plan for managing new e-businesses? It sounds alarming, but it's completely realistic! We will revolutionize the power of markets to expedite. If all of this seems incredible to you, that's because it is! We will iterate the commonly-used term "e-business". What does it really mean to orchestrate "super-macro-efficiently"? A company that can harness elegantly will (one day) be able to transform easily.