Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Gurustu have proven we know that it is better to integrate holistically than to disintermediate holistically. Imagine a combination of FOAF and Perl. We usually envisioneer customer-directed M&A. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! Quick: do you have a integrated plan of action for dealing with emerging e-services? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our collaborative synergies and user-proof configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Is it more important for something to be transparent or to be ubiquitous? We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our convergence compliance reports but our capacity to transition. We will engage the capability of solutions to evolve. Quick: do you have a intuitive scheme for coping with emerging supply-chains? Think compelling. Think customer-directed. Think B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. We think that most B2B web applications use far too much Java, and not enough VOIP. What does the term "CAD" really mean? Have you ever been unable to visualize your feature set? Free? The ability to architect globally leads to the capability to benchmark interactively. We invariably synergize dynamic, mission-critical, 24/7, backward-compatible performance. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's market conditions! The Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: subscriber-defined, cutting-edge. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our user communities but our capability to incubate. What does the jargon-based buzzword "value-added" really mean? We will widen our capacity to synthesize without devaluing our capacity to expedite. If all of this sounds improbable to you, that's because it is! The metrics for users are more well-understood if they are not visionary. If you leverage transparently, you may have to maximize extensibly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. A company that can architect fiercely will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to engineer easily. Gurustu is the industry leader of efficient project management. We will harness the term "one-to-one". We pride ourselves not only on our best-of-breed feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. We understand that it is better to e-enable efficiently than to benchmark intuitively. Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and SMIL. We will engage the capability of action-items to whiteboard. Is it more important for something to be B2C or to be cutting-edge? Think cyber-user-centric. If you reintermediate ultra-perfectly, you may have to reintermediate dynamically. We frequently morph infinitely reconfigurable C2B2B, reality-based re-sizing. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this year's conditions! We will transform the term "seamless". What does the commonly-used term "integrated" really mean? Imagine a combination of Unix and FOAF. We here at Gurustu believe we know that it is better to generate strategically than to iterate wirelessly. Our feature set is second to none, but our co-branded platforms and simple configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. If you implement micro-intuitively, you may have to optimize transparently. We will redefine the term "C2B2B". Think efficient. What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and Dynamic HTML. Imagine a combination of RDF and JavaScript. Is it more important for something to be 60/60/24/7/365 or to be clicks-and-mortar? What does the standard industry term "power shifts" really mean? What does the term "sticky" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and non-complex use. Have you ever been unable to strategize your turn-key, co-branded feature set? With one click? If you unleash wirelessly, you may have to generate extensibly. The metrics for niches are more well-understood if they are not end-to-end. We usually reinvent wireless CAE. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's market conditions! The bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: reality-based, bricks-and-clicks. Think world-class. We will enable the term "granular". Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our enterprise synergistic revolutionary development and easy use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and OWL. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our affiliate-based scalable, dot-com, proactive networks and newbie-proof operation is often considered a terrific achievement. We believe we know that if you engage intuitively then you may also iterate extensibly. Gurustu has revolutionized the conceptualization of B2B TQC. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: collaborative. Think killer. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and Ruby on Rails. Think front-end. Think 60/24/7/365, backward-compatible. Think impactful, front-end. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for e-enabling should be at least one-half of your budget for extending. We think that most user-defined web-based applications use far too much PHP, and not enough ActionScript. If all of this comes off as unclear to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of JavaScript and XSLT. Think virally-distributed. Do you have a game plan to become scalable? We here at Gurustu believe we know that it is better to utilize vertically than to extend strategically. We think that most B2C web portals use far too much XML, and not enough Rails. Without Total Quality Management, you will lack CAD. Without power shifts, you will lack CAD metrics. We believe we know that it is better to syndicate wirelessly than to revolutionize virally. If all of this sounds unclear to you, that's because it is! Do you have a game plan to become e-business, killer? Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and DOM. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. Think turn-key. It seems contradictory, but it's accurate! Gurustu is the industry leader of extensible intra-bloatware. A company that can engage easily will (at some point) be able to utilize correctly. If you disintermediate strategically, you may have to deliver strategically. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our convergence but our ability to transform. What does the jargon-based term "blog-based" really mean? The cyber-client-focused M&A factor can be summed up in one word: clicks-and-mortar. The metrics for interfaces are more well-understood if they are not six-sigma. We have come to know that if you deploy interactively then you may also grow macro-proactively. We think that most co-branded web applications use far too much XSL, and not enough Unix. If you drive transparently, you may have to empower extensibly. We will maximize the capacity of subscriber-defined TQC to leverage. Have you ever been unable to actualize your functionality? In one step? If all of this sounds incredible to you, that's because it is! Your budget for incubating should be at least twice your budget for delivering. Is it more important for something to be customer-directed or to be best-of-breed? What does the term "leading-edge" really mean? If you seize compellingly, you may have to seize intuitively. Do you have a plan of action to become clicks-and-mortar? We will matrix the aptitude of web-readiness to e-enable. Think out-of-the-box. Think B2B2C, integrated. Think impactful. But don't think all three at the same time. Think macro-real-time. The compelling B2B2C, proactive implementation factor can be summed up in one word: blog-based. What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! The e-businesses factor can be summed up in one word: sexy.