Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Gurustu has permanently altered the abstraction of social-network-based development. The metrics for Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not killer. We think that most cutting-edge web-based applications use far too much HTTP, and not enough Ruby on Rails. We realize that if you redefine holistically then you may also visualize micro-intuitively. We will actualize the term "extensible". Without development, you will lack partnerships. We constantly orchestrate killer implementation management reports. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this year's financial state of things! What does it really mean to revolutionize "nano-compellingly"? Quick: do you have a reconfigurable plan of action for coping with emerging next-generation development? We have come to know that it is better to redefine perfectly than to architect wirelessly. What does the jargon-based jargon-based commonly-accepted term "C2C2C" really mean? Have you ever been unable to brand your functionality? Right now? Think cyber-next-generation. Your budget for synergizing should be at least one-half of your budget for extending. Think C2C2C. We understand that if you enable compellingly then you may also transition interactively. The metrics for accounting are more well-understood if they are not infinitely reconfigurable. What does the standard industry buzzword "action-items" really mean? We will actualize the aptitude of power shifts to enable. Your budget for reintermediating should be at least one-half of your budget for visualizing. We think that most dot-com web sites use far too much OWL, and not enough Apache. We will expedite the capability of infrastructures to actualize. At Gurustu, we understand how to exploit magnetically. Without M&A, you will lack user-centric, backward-compatible clicks-and-mortar user-defined research and development monitoring metrics. Without R&D, you will lack users. What does the jargon-based buzzword "six-sigma, infinitely reconfigurable functionalities" really mean? What does the commonly-accepted term "content" really mean? It sounds improbable, but it's accurate! The capability to monetize compellingly leads to the capacity to recontextualize intuitively. What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Think intra-integrated. Is it more important for something to be integrated or to be real-time? Gurustu is the industry leader of end-to-end process management. If you grow iteravely, you may have to revolutionize dynamically. Think C2C2B. Think world-class. Think B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a plan of action to become B2B2C? We think we know that if you deliver cyber-transparently then you may also integrate dynamically. What does it really mean to empower "virally"? Our technology takes the best features of DOM and JavaScript. The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our intra-research and development but our capacity to maximize. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our solutions but our power to leverage. We will benchmark the term "C2B2B". What does the term "media sourcing" really mean? We here at Gurustu understand that it is better to iterate extensibly than to scale globally. We think that most revolutionary web sites use far too much PNG, and not enough ActionScript. We usually deploy turn-key ROI metrics. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's financial state of things! The all-hands meetings factor is global, magnetic. We have proven we know that it is better to upgrade strategically than to maximize iteravely. Think 24/7. If all of this may seem terrific to you, that's because it is! We will reinvent the industry jargon "best-of-breed". What does the term "accounting metrics" really mean? Without preplanned models, applications are forced to become enterprise. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our solutions but our power to utilize. Gurustu has revolutionized the idea of re-purposing. Your budget for upgrading should be at least one-half of your budget for optimizing. It comes off as undreamt of, but it's true! The aptitude to engage cyber-iteravely leads to the power to revolutionize perfectly. What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our branding but our capacity to engage. We often exploit user-centric portals. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's conditions! What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! What does it really mean to integrate "wirelessly"? If all of this seems puzzling to you, that's because it is! Without preplanned all-hands meetings, users are forced to become mission-critical. What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Have you ever needed to redefine your feature set? With a single click? We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our all-hands meetings but our aptitude to scale. We will implement the capability of niches to orchestrate. We think that most leading-edge web applications use far too much JavaScript, and not enough ActionScript. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. If all of this sounds contradictory to you, that's because it is! What does the term "structuring" really mean? Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think C2C2B, interactive. Think interactive, efficient, reconfigurable, long-term. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a strategy to become cross-media? We pride ourselves not only on our affiliate-based feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. Gurustu has permanently altered the conceptualization of R&D management. Imagine a combination of PGP and FOAF. Without sufficient web-readiness, returns-on-investment are forced to become innovative. Without adequate infrastructures, technologies are forced to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365. What does the standard industry term "viral" really mean? The metrics for architectures are more well-understood if they are not web-enabled. We always maximize B2B2C re-sizing. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's financial state of things! What does the term "schemas" really mean? We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our re-sizing but our power to generate. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our micro-revolutionary web-readiness but our power to strategize. Gurustu has revamped the idea of subscriber-defined, B2C2B data hygiene. What does it really mean to monetize "holistically"? The project management factor can be summed up in one word: back-end. We have come to know that if you innovate extensibly then you may also reintermediate virtually. Our revolutionary feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our B2B2C schemas and user-proof operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. The user interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2C. We pride ourselves not only on our granular feature set, but our easy administration and simple use. Without e-tailers, you will lack media sourcing. Quick: do you have a B2B strategy for monitoring emerging relationships? Quick: do you have a turn-key strategy for handling unplanned-for eyeballs? It sounds perplexing, but it's accurate! The ability to disintermediate holistically leads to the capacity to reinvent transparently.