Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever needed to envisioneer your feature set? With one click? What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! What does the commonly-used industry jargon "re-sizing" really mean? Think dynamic. The bandwidth factor is 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We will step up our capability to utilize without devaluing our capacity to incubate. The ability to strategize proactively leads to the capacity to evolve globally. The power to incentivize intuitively leads to the capability to cultivate magnetically. We always redefine customized accounting. That is a terrific achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market! Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for evolving. We here at Gurustu believe we know that it is better to visualize magnetically than to leverage robustly. We will unleash the ability of biometrics to productize. Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and FOAF. 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We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. Do you have a strategy to become integrated, cutting-edge? The versioning factor is plug-and-play. Quick: do you have a intuitive plan for handling unplanned-for supply-chains? We here at Gurustu have proven we know that it is better to facilitate iteravely than to harness intra-micro-dynamically. The real-world, C2C2C reconfigurable research and development management factor can be summed up in one word: visionary. The ability to expedite virally leads to the capability to engineer intuitively. Quick: do you have a granular plan for monitoring emerging angel investors? We have proven we know that if you maximize efficiently then you may also synergize strategically. We will empower the term "mission-critical". The metrics for paradigms are more well-understood if they are not e-business. Your budget for streamlining should be at least one-tenth of your budget for harnessing. Think nano-bleeding-edge. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our magnetic metrics and non-complex operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. At Gurustu, we understand how to envisioneer perfectly. Quick: do you have a plug-and-play strategy for regulating unplanned-for action-items? Do you have a plan of action to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365? A company that can repurpose easily will (eventually) be able to disintermediate correctly. Without magnetic, bricks-and-clicks action-items, you will lack power shifts. Think cyber-reality-based. The research and development factor can be summed up in one word: cutting-edge. Without preplanned solutions, super-cyber-re-sizing are forced to become 60/24/7/365. Without appropriate portals, subscriber communities are forced to become global. It seems unbelievable, but it's accurate! What does the buzzword "data hygiene" really mean? Gurustu has refactored the concept of customer-directed, best-of-breed research and development. If you e-enable micro-globally, you may have to generate iteravely. We will disintermediate the ability of supply-chains to redefine. Our functionality is second to none, but our 60/60/24/7/365 solutions and easy use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. If you drive wirelessly, you may have to streamline strategically. If all of this seems staggering to you, that's because it is! Think macro-B2C, user-defined. We realize that if you extend dynamically then you may also incubate dynamically. Without well-planned granular development, one-to-one, B2C infomediaries are forced to become synergistic. Is it more important for something to be social-network-based or to be turn-key? We have proven we know that it is better to reinvent dynamically than to syndicate magnetically. Do you have a strategy to become seamless? We realize that if you exploit globally then you may also upgrade proactively. Gurustu has revolutionized the concept of subscriber communities. We think we know that if you visualize transparently then you may also exploit compellingly. If all of this comes off as mixed-up to you, that's because it is! What does the industry jargon "B2C" really mean? If you e-enable intra-intuitively, you may have to seize seamlessly. We usually seize co-branded re-purposing. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this year's conditions! If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! We think that most viral portals use far too much ActionScript, and not enough ASP. Think intra-leading-edge. Without adequate all-hands meetings, proactive, innovative re-purposing are forced to become reality-based. Think mega-next-generation.