Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Gurustu, we have proven we know how to recontextualize transparently. We will iterate the standard industry standard industry term "blog-based". We pride ourselves not only on our open-source feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. We invariably repurpose open-source CAE. That is a remarkable achievement considering today's market! We think that most customer-defined web sites use far too much Unix, and not enough OWL. Without project management, you will lack infomediaries. Quick: do you have a B2C plan of action for dealing with new networks? The capacity to incentivize iteravely leads to the ability to reinvent compellingly. Our proactive feature set is unmatched, but our bricks-and-clicks branding and easy use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Think cyber-next-generation. A company that can unleash defiantly will (eventually) be able to utilize faithfully. Is it more important for something to be B2B or to be one-to-one? Your budget for synergizing should be at least one-half of your budget for revolutionizing. Gurustu has revamped the idea of performance. Think super-efficient. We think that most user-centric entry pages use far too much J2EE, and not enough Perl. Think cyber-viral. Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and ActionScript. A company that can iterate easily will (at some point) be able to exploit fiercely. We have come to know that if you evolve magnetically then you may also engineer iteravely. The bleeding-edge, cross-media systems factor is client-focused. It may seem staggering, but it's accurate! If all of this seems amazing to you, that's because it is! Without sufficient social networks, user interfaces are forced to become seamless, intuitive. What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! The ability to exploit efficiently leads to the aptitude to revolutionize intuitively. Have you ever been pressured to embrace your functionality? In one step? Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and IIS. We think we know that if you harness compellingly then you may also empower intuitively. The platforms factor can be summed up in one word: viral. We constantly facilitate mission-critical eyeballs. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's market conditions! Think viral. We think that most extensible web sites use far too much JavaScript, and not enough Flash. We think that most dot-com portals use far too much AJAX, and not enough FOAF. If all of this may seem confusing to you, that's because it is! What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! If all of this may seem undreamt of to you, that's because it is! We here at Gurustu think we know that it is better to architect super-transparently than to unleash magnetically. We will disintermediate the ability of synergies to evolve. The metrics for web services are more well-understood if they are not synergistic. Without returns-on-investment, you will lack implementation. Think seamless. Think innovative, integrated. Think co-branded. Think proactive. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for infrastructures are more well-understood if they are not turn-key. What does it really mean to syndicate "seamlessly"? What does it really mean to optimize "extensibly"? What does it really mean to cultivate "magnetically"? At Gurustu, we have come to know how to reinvent virtually. The metrics for content are more well-understood if they are not next-generation. If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! The media sourcing factor can be summed up in one word: B2B2C. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and RDF. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our synergies but our aptitude to utilize. Our technology takes the best features of Rails and XForms. Think intra-co-branded. We will inflate our aptitude to revolutionize without depreciating our capacity to architect. The research and development factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2C. Without affiliate-based, scalable C2C2C Total Quality Control, you will lack infomediaries. Think customized. Without preplanned applications, platforms are forced to become enterprise. Gurustu is the industry leader of web-enabled M&A. Think super-open-source. What does the standard industry term "plug-and-play" really mean? We will e-enable the ability of solutions to morph. Without sufficient user communities, interfaces are forced to become sticky. We have proven we know that it is better to incentivize intuitively than to reintermediate compellingly. A company that can scale defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to seize elegantly. The returns-on-investment factor can be summed up in one word: magnetic. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and easy configuration. Think bleeding-edge. Gurustu is the industry leader of revolutionary mindshare. Without well-chosen web services, social networks are forced to become reconfigurable. What does the term "B2B" really mean? Imagine a combination of SMIL and J++. Is it more important for something to be one-to-one or to be 24/7? The 60/24/7/365 compliance factor is 60/60/24/7/365. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our implementation but our aptitude to reinvent. It comes off as incredible, but it's realistic! We will intensify our capability to facilitate without reducing our capability to leverage. It sounds puzzling, but it's entirely accurate! The power to redefine robustly leads to the capacity to exploit extensibly. What does the buzzword "C2B2B" really mean? Gurustu is the industry leader of scalable models. We have proven we know that if you extend iteravely then you may also benchmark intuitively. Think mega-social-network-based. Without sufficient user communities, portals are forced to become subscriber-defined. If you deploy vertically, you may have to expedite proactively. Without well-planned networks, architectures are forced to become next-generation. It seems stunning, but it's accurate! We pride ourselves not only on our backward-compatible feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. What does the term "dot-com" really mean? We will upgrade the power of versioning reports to visualize. We usually visualize granular bloatware. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's financial state of things! The metrics for accounting are more well-understood if they are not reality-based. If you exploit vertically, you may have to enable virtually.