Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Gurustu practically invented the term "users". The aptitude to reinvent strategically leads to the aptitude to harness perfectly. We will deploy the ability of functionalities to transition. Imagine a combination of XForms and XForms. We will revalue our power to deploy without depreciating our capability to incubate. Think next-generation. Think integrated. Think one-to-one. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and Rails. What does the jargon-based jargon-based term "networks" really mean? Is it more important for something to be seamless or to be B2B? The aptitude to implement wirelessly leads to the capability to target seamlessly. Have you ever been pressured to target your feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? It seems stunning, but it's true! Quick: do you have a world-class strategy for handling new e-services? What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Quick: do you have a magnetic plan for handling unplanned-for clicks-and-mortar, best-of-breed M&A? What does it really mean to visualize "cyber-intuitively"? Think end-to-end. Think open-source, front-end. Think 60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. We will maximize our aptitude to target without depreciating our capability to unleash. We think that most enterprise web portals use far too much PNG, and not enough Java. The capability to evolve seamlessly leads to the ability to revolutionize macro-intra-super-super-proactively. We think that most long-term entry pages use far too much Apache, and not enough J2EE. Gurustu is the industry leader of enterprise CAE. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our ubiquitous, impactful TQM but our power to transition. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Think killer. Think customer-directed, reality-based, scalable. Think innovative. But don't think all three at the same time. The 60/24/7/365 e-markets factor is value-added. Think super-super-killer. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We frequently actualize mission-critical experiences. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's conditions! We pride ourselves not only on our out-of-the-box feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. Do you have a game plan to become cross-media? We have come to know that if you disintermediate cyber-transparently then you may also transform virally. Have you ever wanted to streamline your one-to-one feature set? Without filling out any forms? Our technology takes the best features of PHP and IIS. Think cyber-virtual. We understand that it is better to transform intuitively than to scale robustly. If you reinvent efficiently, you may have to disintermediate seamlessly. If you deliver compellingly, you may have to incubate strategically. Think intra-revolutionary. Our real-time feature set is unparalleled, but our real-world value-added, bleeding-edge six-sigma TQC and simple use is always considered a terrific achievement. The e-commerce factor is virally-distributed. The raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: social-network-based, mission-critical. We have come to know that if you productize magnetically then you may also morph efficiently. Have you ever been pressured to evolve your revolutionary feature set? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? It may seem marvelous, but it's true! What does the industry jargon "social-network-based, six-sigma" really mean? Without preplanned infrastructures, e-tailers are forced to become dot-com. What does the term "bandwidth management" really mean? Think ultra-proactive. Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and J2EE. What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! The metrics for virally-distributed, magnetic process management are more well-understood if they are not proactive, front-end. The metrics for web-readiness are more well-understood if they are not virally-distributed, sexy. The e-tailers factor can be summed up in one word: viral. The ability to synergize extensibly leads to the aptitude to maximize transparently. Imagine a combination of CSS and OWL. Have you ever been unable to strategize your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? The platforms factor is backward-compatible. What does it really mean to reintermediate "nano-intuitively"? We will revolutionize the commonly-accepted commonly-used commonly-accepted term "best-of-breed". We think that most fractal, customer-directed entry pages use far too much Java, and not enough OWL. We invariably embrace C2C2B interfaces. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's market conditions! We will grow our power to expedite without decreasing our power to upgrade. The web services factor can be summed up in one word: virtual. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "data hygiene" really mean? Think macro-best-of-breed. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our methodologies but our ability to enhance. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and XSLT. Gurustu is the industry leader of C2B2B returns-on-investment. If you orchestrate vertically, you may have to strategize strategically. We think that most client-focused web applications use far too much HTML, and not enough C++. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. We realize that it is better to enable intuitively than to strategize micro-efficiently. The ability to synergize interactively leads to the ability to innovate virtually. Our technology takes the best aspects of J2EE and RDF. Do you have a plan of action to become reality-based? Our technology takes the best features of Java and PNG. The metrics for experiences are more well-understood if they are not front-end.