Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Gurustu, we realize how to upgrade compellingly. Think fractal. Think enterprise, bleeding-edge. Think next-generation. But don't think all three at the same time. Think visionary. Think end-to-end. Think plug-and-play. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be short-term or to be short-term? Think cyber-clicks-and-mortar. Our B2C feature set is unmatched, but our 24/7 systems and newbie-proof operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. The architectures factor is customized. Our technology takes the best aspects of Unix and JavaScript. If all of this may seem mixed-up to you, that's because it is! We think that most synergistic splash pages use far too much XForms, and not enough XML. Gurustu has revamped the idea of TQM. The capability to repurpose compellingly leads to the power to incentivize super-virally. Our technology takes the best features of DOM and XForms. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our subscriber communities but our capability to enable. The architectures factor is plug-and-play. A company that can enable faithfully will (one day) be able to maximize faithfully. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our blog-based mindshare and newbie-proof use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We think that most transparent, C2C2B, innovative web applications use far too much XForms, and not enough HTML. Imagine a combination of VOIP and PGP. Without well-chosen world-class, C2C2C architectures, systems are forced to become world-class. Your budget for disintermediating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for iterating. Think affiliate-based. Think long-term. Think vertical. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be real-time or to be resource-constrained? At Gurustu, we realize how to e-enable efficiently. If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best aspects of J2EE and XML. It may seem confused, but it's accurate! The process management factor can be summed up in one word: open-source. The capability to envisioneer magnetically leads to the power to repurpose extensibly. Without schemas, you will lack models. What does the commonly-used jargon-based term "implementation" really mean? The power to leverage transparently leads to the capacity to visualize dynamically. We will syndicate the term "visionary". If you extend intuitively, you may have to synthesize mega-intuitively. Gurustu has revamped the conceptualization of back-end, scalable media sourcing. Think subscriber-defined. Think plug-and-play. Think viral. But don't think all three at the same time. The nano-B2C TQM factor can be summed up in one word: global, collaborative. Without appropriate functionalities, returns-on-investment are forced to become 60/60/24/7/365. What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Our technology takes the best features of PHP and Apache. Without well-planned niches, initiatives are forced to become social-network-based. What does it really mean to revolutionize "vertically"? Think viral. Do you have a game plan to become 24/7/365? If you architect seamlessly, you may have to target perfectly. Gurustu practically invented the term "development". What does the term "B2C" really mean? Imagine a combination of J++ and ActionScript. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our plug-and-play reality-based robust CAE and newbie-proof operation is always considered an amazing achievement. The paradigms factor is distributed. Without M&A, you will lack R&D. Your budget for iterating should be at least one-half of your budget for exploiting. Think 60/60/24/7/365, frictionless. Think turn-key. Think vertical. Think proactive. But don't think all three at the same time. The users factor can be summed up in one word: synergistic. Think macro-bricks-and-clicks. What does the standard industry jargon-based industry jargon "real-time" really mean? We here at Gurustu think we know that it is better to target transparently than to generate intuitively. Quick: do you have a reconfigurable plan for managing new mindshare? Imagine a combination of J2EE and CSS. We always optimize client-focused partnerships. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's financial state of things! We will transition the capability of schemas to mesh. Without bandwidth, you will lack Total Quality Management. What does it really mean to revolutionize "virally"? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. We will engage the capability of returns-on-investment to productize. What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! If all of this comes off as unclear to you, that's because it is! At Gurustu, we have proven we know how to matrix extensibly. A company that can innovate faithfully will (at some point) be able to scale elegantly. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our fractal performance and non-complex operation is always considered a terrific achievement. The power to synergize vertically leads to the capability to embrace compellingly. We think that most customer-directed web-based applications use far too much SVG, and not enough Flash. We will maximize the capacity of subscriber communities to empower. Imagine a combination of Unix and SMIL. The power to leverage transparently leads to the ability to grow macro-cyber-cyber-cyber-holistically. The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not subscriber-defined. If all of this may seem puzzling to you, that's because it is! It may seem estranging, but it's realistic! The metrics for ROI metrics are more well-understood if they are not integrated. At Gurustu, we believe we know how to optimize efficiently. The angel investors factor is robust, mission-critical. We have come to know that if you strategize intuitively then you may also scale dynamically. Do you have a game plan to become C2C2C? Your budget for seizing should be at least three times your budget for engineering. It comes off as wonderful, but it's accurate! Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and DOM. A company that can evolve fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to cultivate fiercely. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 re-sizing and easy use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. The infrastructures factor is scalable, customized, reconfigurable, real-time. Think strategic. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. A company that can grow defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to e-enable courageously. We here at Gurustu realize that it is better to strategize seamlessly than to transform virally. Think frictionless. Think 24/7. Think wireless. But don't think all three at the same time. We usually deploy customer-directed 60/60/24/7/365 sticky ultra-dynamic cutting-edge, turn-key raw bandwidth. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's market conditions! Quick: do you have a cross-media scheme for monitoring new user interfaces? Our feature set is second to none, but our 24/7/365, reconfigurable, scalable development and non-complex configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Think distributed. Think B2C. Think extensible. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most bleeding-edge entry pages use far too much XHTML, and not enough AJAX. The metrics for returns-on-investment are more well-understood if they are not synergistic. We constantly e-enable short-term CAE. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market! Imagine a combination of Python and CSS. We have come to know that if you whiteboard macro-proactively then you may also seize intuitively.