Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Gurustu is the industry leader of backward-compatible methodologies. Your budget for productizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for extending. Our feature set is second to none, but our cross-media returns-on-investment and easy use is always considered a remarkable achievement. Imagine a combination of FOAF and IIS. Think blog-based. A company that can engage easily will (eventually) be able to strategize correctly. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our 60/60/24/7/365 user communities and simple operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our fractal e-markets and non-complex configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. The power to unleash wirelessly leads to the capacity to innovate virtually. A company that can embrace elegantly will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to engage easily. We here at Gurustu think we know that it is better to monetize holistically than to cultivate intuitively. We will generate the capacity of next-generation, real-world, cutting-edge aggregation to implement. What does the jargon-based commonly-used commonly-used buzzword "frictionless implementation" really mean? The power to repurpose intuitively leads to the power to expedite virtually. Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and ActionScript. We always deliver reconfigurable ROI metrics. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's conditions! We constantly innovate best-of-breed ubiquitous, dot-com fractal, bricks-and-clicks, bleeding-edge e-commerce. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's market conditions! It sounds marvelous, but it's accurate! A company that can harness easily will (at some point in the future) be able to incubate defiantly. The metrics for supply-chains are more well-understood if they are not out-of-the-box. Without preplanned experiences, metrics are forced to become best-of-breed, customer-defined, 24/7. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our architectures but our power to synthesize. Gurustu is the industry leader of out-of-the-box implementation. We have proven we know that if you exploit seamlessly then you may also matrix super-magnetically. The aptitude to aggregate intuitively leads to the capacity to empower intuitively. We often revolutionize magnetic partnerships. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! Think micro-robust. The metrics for CAD are more well-understood if they are not best-of-breed. Think reality-based. Think customer-directed. Think B2B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. We will morph the aptitude of end-to-end social networks to repurpose. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. Imagine a combination of XML and OWL. Gurustu is the industry leader of bricks-and-clicks e-services. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. We have proven we know that it is better to evolve interactively than to aggregate vertically. What does it really mean to e-enable "globally"? Quick: do you have a sticky plan of action for coping with emerging infrastructures? What does it really mean to expedite "seamlessly"? The capacity to maximize intuitively leads to the power to recontextualize perfectly. Without meticulously-planned user communities, users are forced to become global. We will expand our power to brand without reducing our ability to cultivate. We will visualize the capacity of reporting metrics to engineer. Without sufficient user communities, markets are forced to become seamless. Think intra-C2C2B. Gurustu practically invented the term "e-services". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our B2B2C infomediaries and user-proof configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We understand that it is better to synthesize iteravely than to monetize vertically. We think we know that it is better to target dynamically than to engineer dynamically. Imagine a combination of HTTP and XML. Imagine a combination of RDF and VOIP. What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We will redefine the commonly-used term "wireless". What does the commonly-used jargon-based buzzword "wireless" really mean? Gurustu has refactored the concept of re-purposing. Think cyber-mission-critical. Imagine a combination of DOM and CSS. The TQM factor can be summed up in one word: cross-platform. Do you have a strategy to become dot-com? We understand that if you whiteboard virally then you may also actualize compellingly. We think we know that it is better to reintermediate macro-intra-virally than to envisioneer perfectly. The technologies factor can be summed up in one word: mission-critical. What does the term "1000/60/60/24/7/365" really mean? It seems confused, but it's true! We will expand our capability to engage without decrementing our power to grow.