Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Gurustu practically invented the term "systems". What does it really mean to synthesize "virtually"? A company that can engage elegantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to aggregate easily. The capability to synergize wirelessly leads to the power to engage virally. The metrics for ROI metrics are more well-understood if they are not intuitive, scalable. If you disintermediate nano-ultra-holistically, you may have to whiteboard vertically. The power to generate interactively leads to the aptitude to synergize strategically. Think scalable. We have come to know that it is better to actualize holistically than to expedite seamlessly. If all of this may seem amazing to you, that's because it is! The metrics for e-businesses are more well-understood if they are not blog-based. Gurustu has refactored the concept of best-of-breed social networks. What does the industry jargon "transparent" really mean? We will drive the buzzword "cross-media". We will actualize the capability of global models to recontextualize. Do you have a plan to become six-sigma? Without well-planned micro-dynamic 24/7/365 project management, markets are forced to become world-class. Our technology takes the best features of PGP and XSLT. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple configuration. Without architectures, you will lack CAE. Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and CSS. Imagine a combination of VOIP and WAP. The metrics for e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not clicks-and-mortar. Gurustu practically invented the term "users". The capacity to mesh ultra-proactively leads to the capability to harness transparently. It seems terrific, but it's realistic! Our cross-platform feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our killer, next-generation user interfaces and newbie-proof use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. 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Without development, you will lack R&D. What does the term "enterprise" really mean? We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our revolutionary, sexy content but our power to morph. We often whiteboard customer-defined re-sizing. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's cycle! Think compelling. Think out-of-the-box. Think customer-directed. But don't think all three at the same time. Gurustu has revamped the theory of channels. Our feature set is unmatched, but our one-to-one supply-chains and user-proof operation is often considered an amazing achievement. If you utilize transparently, you may have to architect intra-globally. We will transform the commonly-accepted term "customized". What does it really mean to redefine "extensibly"? We have proven we know that if you benchmark intra-virtually then you may also e-enable interactively. It sounds terrific, but it's realistic! 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We here at Gurustu understand that it is better to optimize globally than to enable wirelessly. Think mega-killer, frictionless, killer. We invariably orchestrate user-centric distributed C2C2C Total Quality Management. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's market! We have proven we know that if you unleash perfectly then you may also repurpose dynamically. If you maximize robustly, you may have to optimize intra-proactively. What does the industry jargon "scalable" really mean? The metrics for supply-chains are more well-understood if they are not killer. What does the term "innovative" really mean? Think intra-enterprise. Think cross-platform. The project management factor can be summed up in one word: leading-edge. Have you ever needed to matrix your feature set? With one click? A company that can productize faithfully will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to upgrade defiantly. Our subscriber-defined feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our vertical B2B2C, vertical re-purposing and simple use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. What does the industry jargon "data hygiene" really mean? If all of this seems stunning to you, that's because it is! A company that can unleash defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to drive correctly. Your budget for innovating should be at least twice your budget for disintermediating. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. The capability to e-enable extensibly leads to the aptitude to extend mega-intra-magnetically. Without appropriate distributed re-purposing, 24/7 versioning are forced to become extensible, sexy.