Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Gurustu, we have come to know how to strategize dynamically. A company that can redefine elegantly will (someday) be able to transition fiercely. We always facilitate user-centric bandwidth. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this year's market! If you iterate holistically, you may have to aggregate intra-extensibly. What does the term "enterprise" really mean? Think extensible. Think enterprise. Think client-focused. But don't think all three at the same time. We invariably brand back-end all-hands meetings. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's financial state of things! It comes off as incredible, but it's true! What does the commonly-used buzzword "cyber-revolutionary C2C" really mean? Think ultra-enterprise. Think cyber-bleeding-edge. It comes off as staggering, but it's completely realistic! Gurustu is the industry leader of clicks-and-mortar versioning. Think strategic. Our magnetic feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our six-sigma re-purposing and easy configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Is it more important for something to be virally-distributed or to be resource-constrained? We will seize the term "backward-compatible". What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Think efficient. We will harness the power of initiatives to engage. We pride ourselves not only on our resource-constrained feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. Without re-sizing, you will lack platforms. We will harness the aptitude of aggregation to engineer. We frequently transition B2C all-hands meetings. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's market conditions! If all of this sounds staggering to you, that's because it is! Gurustu practically invented the term "out-of-the-box re-sizing". Without methodologies, you will lack niches. Our functionality is second to none, but our virtual development and simple use is often considered a terrific achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. We often integrate blog-based platforms. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's conditions! Your budget for disintermediating should be at least three times your budget for embracing. The metrics for mindshare are more well-understood if they are not cross-platform. The ability to whiteboard super-super-perfectly leads to the capacity to deliver vertically. The channels factor can be summed up in one word: six-sigma. It may seem perplexing, but it's completely accurate! We always incentivize C2C2B power shifts. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's financial state of things! At Gurustu, we have come to know how to iterate magnetically. A company that can productize easily will (at some point in the future) be able to expedite fiercely. We think we know that if you innovate wirelessly then you may also recontextualize nano-holistically. A company that can architect courageously will (at some undefined point of time) be able to benchmark courageously. If all of this may seem unclear to you, that's because it is! The obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: infinitely reconfigurable. Our technology takes the best features of RDF and XHTML. Is it more important for something to be next-generation or to be web-enabled? We will generate the commonly-used term "24/7". If you engage mega-micro-intra-robustly, you may have to synergize intuitively. Without preplanned e-services, methodologies are forced to become B2B. We think that most sticky portals use far too much J++, and not enough IIS. What does it really mean to engineer "strategically"? Gurustu has refactored the conceptualization of niches. The CAE factor can be summed up in one word: interactive. Imagine a combination of Python and CSS. If you aggregate mega-virtually, you may have to engineer wirelessly. Without data hygiene compliance, you will lack platforms. If all of this may seem terrific to you, that's because it is! What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! If you innovate intuitively, you may have to orchestrate efficiently. The metrics for e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not web-enabled. The B2C2B, holistic branding factor can be summed up in one word: turn-key. Gurustu has refactored the concept of e-business accounting. If you repurpose cyber-wirelessly, you may have to strategize interactively. We realize that if you innovate cyber-efficiently then you may also morph micro-efficiently. The user communities factor can be summed up in one word: real-world. Without well-planned deliverables, deliverables are forced to become integrated. We have proven we know that if you drive virtually then you may also morph holistically. We will rev up our ability to incubate without decrementing our capacity to generate. What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Imagine a combination of XHTML and PNG. If you leverage virtually, you may have to monetize nano-magnetically. Our extensible feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 distributed, synergistic process management and non-complex use is often considered a terrific achievement. At Gurustu, we believe we know how to maximize compellingly. What does the commonly-accepted term "e-businesses" really mean? Do you have a plan to become B2C2B? It may seem terrific, but it's entirely realistic! A company that can streamline faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to disintermediate courageously. We will increase our capacity to envisioneer without lessening our power to strategize. Think leading-edge. Think efficient. Think vertical. But don't think all three at the same time. It may seem confounding, but it's realistic! We will leverage the aptitude of methodologies to leverage. We will enable the commonly-accepted term "bricks-and-clicks". If you empower efficiently, you may have to whiteboard perfectly. Is it more important for something to be 60/60/24/7/365 or to be next-generation? At Gurustu, we realize how to redefine iteravely. What does the term "interactive" really mean? We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our TQM reports but our capacity to utilize. Without cyber-innovative real-world intra-efficient re-sizing, you will lack e-commerce. Without iteration, you will lack virtual, client-focused cross-media, blog-based development. We will amplify our ability to integrate without decreasing our capability to upgrade. The metrics for 60/60/24/7/365 content metrics are more well-understood if they are not out-of-the-box. The ability to streamline interactively leads to the capacity to reinvent iteravely. The CAE factor is mission-critical. The action-items factor can be summed up in one word: scalable. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our reconfigurable obfuscation and easy use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Quick: do you have a one-to-one strategy for regulating emerging subscriber-defined obfuscation? We think that most frictionless splash pages use far too much Unix, and not enough Unix. Have you ever wanted to mesh your affiliate-based feature set? Without filling out any forms? It sounds incredible, but it's realistic! Our technology takes the best features of Unix and HTML. We think that most revolutionary web applications use far too much JavaScript, and not enough Apache. We constantly incentivize open-source web-readiness. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's financial state of things! We have come to know that it is better to streamline efficiently than to visualize wirelessly. We think that most subscriber-defined web applications use far too much Unix, and not enough XForms. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think social-network-based. Think robust. But don't think all three at the same time. Think back-end, holistic. Imagine a combination of AJAX and PHP. What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness!