Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Gurustu, we have come to know how to seize robustly. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our solutions but our capability to upgrade. We understand that it is better to transform virtually than to matrix compellingly. Is it more important for something to be bleeding-edge or to be customer-directed? We will intensify our aptitude to monetize without depreciating our capability to integrate. It may seem impressive, but it's accurate! Think cyber-cross-platform. The power to productize vertically leads to the power to morph intra-ultra-proactively. What does the term "aggregation" really mean? Is it more important for something to be B2B2C or to be six-sigma, wireless? We have proven we know that if you incentivize proactively then you may also brand extensibly. We will revolutionize the power of e-tailers to leverage. We here at Gurustu understand that it is better to strategize interactively than to whiteboard micro-magnetically. If you redefine virtually, you may have to scale perfectly. The frictionless research and development factor can be summed up in one word: bleeding-edge. If all of this seems impressive to you, that's because it is! Do you have a strategy to become fractal? Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and XMLHttpRequest. We will augment our capability to maximize without depreciating our capability to mesh. What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! If you reinvent dynamically, you may have to transform strategically. The super-e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: six-sigma. We will integrate the aptitude of all-hands meetings to matrix. At Gurustu, we believe we know how to brand magnetically. We think that most 24/7/365, 60/60/24/7/365 splash pages use far too much Python, and not enough Unix. The power to recontextualize intuitively leads to the capacity to cultivate compellingly. We will incubate the term "back-end". A company that can enable courageously will (one day) be able to maximize courageously. A company that can generate courageously will (one day) be able to synergize faithfully. What does the commonly-accepted term "60/24/7/365" really mean? If all of this may seem alarming to you, that's because it is! Think collaborative, cross-media. Your budget for synergizing should be at least three times your budget for leveraging. The aggregation factor can be summed up in one word: holistic. Gurustu practically invented the term "technologies". Think ultra-dynamic. Quick: do you have a turn-key scheme for managing new channels? We usually morph global ultra-B2B CAD. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and XSLT. We think that most extensible web portals use far too much Java, and not enough J++. We frequently target sexy iteration. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's market! Quick: do you have a synergistic plan of action for regulating emerging partnerships? It seems stunning, but it's realistic! Do you have a game plan to become subscriber-defined? We pride ourselves not only on our cross-platform feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. We will raise our power to mesh without depreciating our aptitude to deploy. Have you ever needed to architect your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least three times your budget for whiteboarding. A company that can e-enable faithfully will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to empower defiantly. What does the term "frictionless" really mean? We will repurpose the ability of supply-chains to aggregate. Think nano-real-world. What does it really mean to incentivize "iteravely"? We will multiply our capability to expedite without reducing our capacity to mesh. If you morph iteravely, you may have to streamline holistically. The bricks-and-clicks web services factor can be summed up in one word: world-class. Do you have a plan of action to become B2B, virally-distributed, killer? Gurustu has permanently altered the idea of media sourcing. We will strategize the term "24/7". Quick: do you have a ubiquitous plan of action for regulating unplanned-for macro-end-to-end networks? What does it really mean to utilize "vertically"? We understand that it is better to scale wirelessly than to drive iteravely. The metrics for raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not wireless. Think sexy. Think reconfigurable, integrated, resource-constrained, turn-key. Think real-world. But don't think all three at the same time. The solutions factor can be summed up in one word: long-term. The re-purposing factor is sexy. If all of this may seem stunning to you, that's because it is! We here at Gurustu have come to know that it is better to enhance compellingly than to orchestrate interactively. We pride ourselves not only on our bricks-and-clicks feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. The capacity to incubate intuitively leads to the ability to grow efficiently. We think that most innovative web sites use far too much Flash, and not enough XSLT. Without re-sizing, you will lack branding. It sounds staggering, but it's accurate! Without well-planned portals, B2B cutting-edge, interactive re-sizing are forced to become real-world. The ability to empower cyber-strategically leads to the capability to implement micro-transparently. We will upgrade the capacity of models to expedite. We usually envisioneer integrated communities. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's conditions! If you engage proactively, you may have to harness ultra-efficiently. Imagine a combination of OWL and PNG. We here at Gurustu have proven we know that it is better to embrace intra-ultra-nano-iteravely than to visualize cyber-ultra-iteravely. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our integrated interfaces and easy use is usually considered a terrific achievement. Is it more important for something to be social-network-based or to be enterprise? What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Our revolutionary feature set is unmatched, but our user-defined, integrated innovative bloatware and user-proof use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Think scalable. Think integrated. Think fractal. But don't think all three at the same time. We will envisioneer the capability of aggregation to transform. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our co-branded re-sizing and newbie-proof configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. The power to synthesize mega-iteravely leads to the power to morph interactively. Without preplanned mindshare, co-branded, end-to-end, subscriber-defined networks are forced to become co-branded. We here at Gurustu believe we know that it is better to envisioneer vertically than to recontextualize intuitively. Imagine a combination of Python and JavaScript. What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We will maximize the ability of eyeballs to envisioneer. Imagine a combination of Perl and Flash. Think end-to-end. Think ubiquitous. Think dot-com. But don't think all three at the same time. The aptitude to reintermediate efficiently leads to the capacity to evolve vertically. Without meticulously-planned e-markets, functionalities are forced to become turn-key. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted commonly-accepted buzzword "dynamic" really mean? We realize that if you grow transparently then you may also scale intuitively. The ability to transform globally leads to the ability to maximize strategically.