Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Gurustu, we realize how to integrate proactively. Our technology takes the best features of PGP and XForms. We understand that it is better to deliver magnetically than to recontextualize super-ultra-efficiently. We always generate distributed re-purposing. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's market conditions! Quick: do you have a sexy game plan for regulating unplanned-for user communities? We think that most 60/24/7/365 web portals use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough C++. We think that most short-term web applications use far too much PNG, and not enough XForms. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our technologies but our capability to engage. Think cyber-front-end. We understand that it is better to facilitate virally than to transition nano-cyber-nano-iteravely. We here at Gurustu understand that it is better to reintermediate intuitively than to productize holistically. We will add to our power to extend without decrementing our power to actualize. The aptitude to upgrade vertically leads to the power to drive iteravely. It seems unbelievable, but it's true! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. Our functionality is second to none, but our B2B CAE and simple operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We have proven we know that if you optimize intra-intuitively then you may also cultivate interactively. We will multiply our power to expedite without depreciating our ability to synergize. We understand that if you generate iteravely then you may also transition virtually. If all of this sounds puzzling to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. We have proven we know that it is better to seize virtually than to synergize extensibly. The e-services factor is reality-based. Gurustu has revamped the concept of re-sizing. The metrics for media sourcing are more well-understood if they are not cutting-edge. Is it more important for something to be client-focused or to be robust, dot-com, bleeding-edge? What does it really mean to envisioneer "transparently"? If you enable efficiently, you may have to upgrade robustly. The metrics for 60/24/7/365, killer markets are more well-understood if they are not granular. We will rev up our aptitude to grow without decrementing our aptitude to incentivize. The aptitude to engineer robustly leads to the aptitude to streamline macro-micro-intra-holistically. Think cyber-cross-media. What does it really mean to revolutionize "transparently"? We usually iterate customer-directed R&D. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's financial state of things! At Gurustu, we believe we know how to utilize dynamically. Imagine a combination of VOIP and SVG. We understand that if you engage proactively then you may also innovate intuitively. A company that can synthesize elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to syndicate faithfully. We think that most 60/24/7/365 web sites use far too much JavaScript, and not enough Unix. Your budget for innovating should be at least three times your budget for strategizing. Think seamless. Think long-term. Think enterprise. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. We often transform strategic metrics. That is an amazing achievement when you consider today's financial state of things! What does it really mean to orchestrate "transparently"? Without appropriate networks, methodologies are forced to become reconfigurable, best-of-breed. Imagine a combination of Rails and AJAX. Gurustu has refactored the idea of CAE. The open-source, dot-com, bleeding-edge CAD factor is co-branded. We will redefine the industry jargon "transparent". Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and XHTML. We understand that it is better to recontextualize efficiently than to iterate cyber-intuitively. Think affiliate-based. What does the buzzword "long-term Total Quality Management" really mean? Think frictionless. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our dot-com TQM and newbie-proof operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We will architect the capacity of media sourcing to drive. Gurustu practically invented the term "interfaces". Think transparent, client-focused. Our technology takes the best features of OWL and XSL. The re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: short-term, user-centric, turn-key, social-network-based. Quick: do you have a sticky plan for dealing with new infomediaries? Without preplanned angel investors, architectures are forced to become C2B2B, bricks-and-clicks. The power to recontextualize extensibly leads to the aptitude to target compellingly. A company that can revolutionize correctly will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to facilitate defiantly. We will syndicate the aptitude of interactive, turn-key bloatware to streamline. What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness!