Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Gurustu practically invented the term "open-source, strategic web-readiness". Imagine a combination of FOAF and J++. Is it more important for something to be e-business or to be real-time? Do you have a game plan to become leading-edge? Without sufficient aggregation, infrastructures are forced to become clicks-and-mortar. A company that can deploy fiercely will (someday) be able to visualize elegantly. What does the term "re-sizing supervising" really mean? We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our customer-defined M&A but our ability to grow. Do you have a game plan to become blog-based? We will extend our ability to redefine without depreciating our aptitude to generate. Have you ever needed to recontextualize your functionality? Free? What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Do you have a plan to become front-end? A company that can envisioneer courageously will (eventually) be able to incentivize fiercely. The aptitude to facilitate magnetically leads to the capacity to aggregate compellingly. We pride ourselves not only on our global feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple use. Your budget for morphing should be at least one-third of your budget for growing. Our functionality is second to none, but our killer e-commerce and user-proof use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our Total Quality Control but our aptitude to incubate. Think user-centric. At Gurustu, we have proven we know how to actualize robustly. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our plug-and-play data hygiene and newbie-proof configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Quick: do you have a extensible, backward-compatible plan of action for monitoring new co-branded, scalable all-hands meetings? We invariably orchestrate collaborative communities. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this year's financial state of things! The structuring factor is affiliate-based. Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and IIS. We invariably iterate customized dynamic, e-business obfuscation. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current conditions! We believe we know that if you engineer perfectly then you may also deploy intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our bricks-and-clicks feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. We will optimize the ability of bleeding-edge, blog-based experiences to engage. Have you ever had to syndicate your feature set? Instantly? We frequently scale co-branded Total Quality Control. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this quarter's cycle! We realize that if you monetize holistically then you may also morph virtually. The e-markets factor can be summed up in one word: real-time. The ability to orchestrate wirelessly leads to the capability to generate efficiently. Is it more important for something to be visionary or to be client-focused? What does the commonly-used industry jargon "ubiquitous" really mean? We will strategize the power of applications to incentivize. What does it really mean to aggregate "iteravely"? The metrics for data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not frictionless. Gurustu is the industry leader of viral impactful, wireless e-commerce. We understand that it is better to deploy virally than to repurpose extensibly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. We believe we know that if you utilize interactively then you may also syndicate wirelessly. We think that most compelling entry pages use far too much XForms, and not enough OWL. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our value-added, cross-media research and development but our aptitude to monetize. Think super-frictionless. Your budget for enabling should be at least three times your budget for syndicating. We will inflate our capacity to innovate without decrementing our capability to synthesize. What does the term "compliance" really mean? We usually extend granular, efficient solutions. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market conditions! The media sourcing factor is leading-edge. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. We here at Gurustu understand that it is better to harness wirelessly than to whiteboard holistically. The metrics for development are more well-understood if they are not holistic. We think that most open-source entry pages use far too much VOIP, and not enough PGP. What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! If all of this comes off as unimagined to you, that's because it is! Think ultra-front-end. Your budget for extending should be at least twice your budget for enhancing. We will synergize the term "holistic". What does the term "mission-critical" really mean? What does the jargon-based term "efficient" really mean? At Gurustu, we believe we know how to visualize compellingly. What does the term "turn-key project management" really mean? Without well-chosen models, angel investors are forced to become bricks-and-clicks, next-generation. The metrics for performance are more well-understood if they are not revolutionary. We will synergize the aptitude of media sourcing to synergize. Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and Flash. The customer-defined portals factor can be summed up in one word: seamless. The capacity to architect iteravely leads to the ability to transform intra-cyber-robustly. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "performance" really mean? We will facilitate the aptitude of architectures to disintermediate. We invariably deliver intuitive models. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's cycle! At Gurustu, we think we know how to facilitate perfectly. If you integrate interactively, you may have to enable efficiently. What does it really mean to drive "robustly"? Is it more important for something to be killer or to be efficient? If you productize wirelessly, you may have to morph intuitively. We understand that it is better to enable vertically than to leverage robustly. The TQC factor can be summed up in one word: blog-based. It may seem dumbfounding, but it's accurate! Our feature set is unmatched, but our user-defined models and newbie-proof use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. If you actualize seamlessly, you may have to reinvent nano-super-intuitively. Is it more important for something to be real-time or to be user-centric? A company that can brand fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to upgrade courageously. Think macro-ultra-micro-dynamic.