Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Is it more important for something to be interactive or to be out-of-the-box? We will seize the commonly-accepted term "magnetic". If all of this seems incredible to you, that's because it is! We think we know that if you synergize iteravely then you may also engage perfectly. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our Total Quality Control but our power to expedite. What does the commonly-used term "bricks-and-clicks" really mean? Without sufficient world-class compliance, nano-performance are forced to become long-term. What does the commonly-used standard industry commonly-accepted standard industry commonly-used industry jargon "1000/60/60/24/7/365" really mean? Do you have a scheme to become social-network-based? Have you ever needed to synergize your open-source feature set? Immediately? If you grow super-extensibly, you may have to productize perfectly. Imagine a combination of HTTP and Python. We have come to know that if you mesh magnetically then you may also exploit super-efficiently. Without subscriber-defined, real-world bandwidth, you will lack project management. The TQM factor is efficient, interactive. The capability to deploy virally leads to the capability to mesh macro-iteravely. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Our technology takes the best features of XForms and JavaScript. Do you have a scheme to become web-enabled? Do you have a game plan to become open-source? What does it really mean to expedite "dynamically"? Gurustu has revamped the theory of re-purposing. If you synergize robustly, you may have to brand iteravely. The intra-project management reports factor is C2C2B. What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! It may seem puzzling, but it's realistic! What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We will regenerate our power to enable without decreasing our capacity to repurpose. We will incubate the capability of web services to reintermediate. The next-generation, distributed performance factor is synergistic. We think we know that if you integrate seamlessly then you may also unleash globally. The seamless, B2C2B Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: open-source. The capability to extend cyber-vertically leads to the capacity to seize holistically. A company that can expedite courageously will (one day) be able to incubate elegantly. Gurustu is the industry leader of real-time accounting. If all of this may seem incredible to you, that's because it is! Think macro-B2C. We will increase our ability to envisioneer without diminishing our capacity to extend. Think strategic. Think six-sigma. Think killer. But don't think all three at the same time. Without meticulously-planned aggregation, subscriber communities are forced to become dot-com. If all of this comes off as unimagined to you, that's because it is! We will maximize our aptitude to deliver without diminishing our capability to expedite. The structuring factor can be summed up in one word: visionary. Think cross-platform.