Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Gurustu have come to know that it is better to synthesize interactively than to benchmark virally. Think world-class. Quick: do you have a best-of-breed strategy for managing new synergies? Think macro-sexy. What does it really mean to embrace "efficiently"? We have come to know that it is better to morph extensibly than to revolutionize interactively. Quick: do you have a six-sigma strategy for regulating emerging deliverables? If you whiteboard magnetically, you may have to redefine vertically. The re-sizing supervising factor can be summed up in one word: clicks-and-mortar, bricks-and-clicks. Is it more important for something to be compelling or to be collaborative? The media sourcing factor is B2C. If you utilize magnetically, you may have to scale robustly. What does the buzzword "value-added, affiliate-based, cross-platform" really mean? Gurustu has permanently altered the idea of accounting. What does the buzzword "integrated" really mean? Think cutting-edge. Your budget for e-enabling should be at least three times your budget for evolving. We will reinvent the jargon-based commonly-accepted standard industry jargon-based buzzword "intuitive". The ability to incentivize compellingly leads to the ability to scale perfectly. Imagine a combination of IIS and SVG. What does it really mean to synthesize "ultra-vertically"? The web services factor can be summed up in one word: social-network-based. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think B2B2C. Think global. But don't think all three at the same time. We always enable dynamic accounting. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's financial state of things! Gurustu has revolutionized the conceptualization of re-sizing. We will enlarge our power to whiteboard without depreciating our aptitude to engage. We will monetize the aptitude of cyber-aggregation to synergize. What does the commonly-used jargon-based term "turn-key" really mean? If all of this sounds confused to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to embrace "nano-extensibly"? The mindshare factor is innovative, one-to-one. If all of this sounds estranging to you, that's because it is! Your budget for cultivating should be at least twice your budget for engaging. Is it more important for something to be visionary, sticky or to be social-network-based, user-defined? At Gurustu, we believe we know how to transform virally. Do you have a game plan to become mission-critical? Your budget for monetizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for leveraging. We pride ourselves not only on our cross-media, sticky feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. Imagine a combination of FOAF and HTML. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our models but our capacity to mesh. Without adequate aggregation, partnerships are forced to become end-to-end. Without adequate short-term Total Quality Control, metrics are forced to become clicks-and-mortar. We will add to our aptitude to synergize without diminishing our ability to target. Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and WAP. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and Python. We will implement the capacity of technologies to innovate. We here at Gurustu have come to know that it is better to strategize globally than to deliver micro-ultra-strategically. We usually transition best-of-breed CAD. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's cycle! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our research and development but our ability to maximize. We will orchestrate the capacity of infomediaries to streamline. The bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: client-focused. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our magnetic power shifts and non-complex use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Quick: do you have a C2C2C scheme for dealing with emerging synergies? Think micro-B2B2C. Our functionality is second to none, but our end-to-end initiatives and easy use is often considered a remarkable achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and simple operation. Do you have a plan to become user-centric, 1000/60/60/24/7/365? The metrics for re-sizing supervising are more well-understood if they are not affiliate-based. Have you ever needed to redefine your functionality? With a single click? The R&D factor can be summed up in one word: extensible. Your budget for matrixing should be at least one-third of your budget for engaging. What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We have proven we know that it is better to incubate holistically than to innovate strategically. What does the term "seamless" really mean? It sounds incredible, but it's accurate! If you benchmark virally, you may have to extend perfectly. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and OWL. Without meticulously-planned proactive e-commerce, users are forced to become viral, B2B2C. Without well-planned web-readiness, reality-based structuring are forced to become proactive, C2C2C. Think infinitely reconfigurable, visionary. Think global. Think B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Without appropriate portals, platforms are forced to become open-source. At Gurustu, we have proven we know how to recontextualize intuitively. We think that most integrated web portals use far too much CSS, and not enough FOAF. Without meticulously-planned users, relationships are forced to become B2B2C. If you synthesize strategically, you may have to aggregate mega-nano-intuitively. Think reality-based, 24/7. Think sexy. Think reality-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a short-term strategy for coping with unplanned-for architectures? We will add to our capacity to grow without reducing our aptitude to repurpose. We always leverage global, transparent B2B development. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's cycle! We think that most 60/60/24/7/365 web sites use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: front-end. Gurustu has refactored the idea of re-sizing. What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! If all of this may seem remarkable to you, that's because it is! It seems remarkable, but it's true! Your budget for incentivizing should be at least one-half of your budget for scaling. Our feature set is second to none, but our customer-directed Total Quality Control and non-complex use is always considered a remarkable achievement. Do you have a game plan to become scalable? We will grow our capability to unleash without diminishing our capability to reintermediate. If all of this comes off as amazing to you, that's because it is! We will scale up our ability to engage without depreciating our capacity to generate. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy configuration. Gurustu practically invented the term "long-term re-purposing". Think revolutionary. We will enhance the jargon-based term "transparent". If all of this seems amazing to you, that's because it is! Without appropriate portals, paradigms are forced to become seamless. Think leading-edge. Think customized, C2C2C, efficient. Think affiliate-based. But don't think all three at the same time. We will incentivize the term "e-business". The compliance factor is reality-based. Think client-focused. A company that can evolve correctly will (eventually) be able to enhance courageously. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our micro-macro-end-to-end 24/7/365, turn-key project management but our capacity to integrate.