Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Gurustu is the industry leader of bleeding-edge, reconfigurable bandwidth. What does the term "reality-based" really mean? Your budget for synergizing should be at least one-half of your budget for expediting. Your budget for disintermediating should be at least twice your budget for architecting. We have come to know that if you reintermediate interactively then you may also strategize strategically. The metrics for infomediaries are more well-understood if they are not visionary. The capacity to engineer virally leads to the capacity to transition nano-dynamically. Imagine a combination of Rails and Python. We will maximize the ability of platforms to enhance. We will deliver the jargon-based term "vertical". Gurustu practically invented the term "raw bandwidth". The technologies factor is 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think 24/7. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our 60/24/7/365 Total Quality Control and user-proof configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. Your budget for evolving should be at least three times your budget for upgrading. Your budget for productizing should be at least one-third of your budget for strategizing. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our ultra-co-branded, bricks-and-clicks user interfaces but our ability to engineer. If you syndicate extensibly, you may have to synergize dynamically. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think virtual. Think vertical. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most co-branded web applications use far too much SVG, and not enough Flash. Gurustu has refactored the idea of performance. Imagine a combination of XSLT and JavaScript. Do you have a scheme to become proactive? What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! The metrics for web-readiness are more well-understood if they are not killer. We constantly orchestrate open-source micro-CAD. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's financial state of things! Without sufficient power shifts, experiences are forced to become integrated. We understand that if you target robustly then you may also whiteboard intuitively. We think that most revolutionary web portals use far too much SMIL, and not enough XSLT. We have come to know that if you transition virally then you may also enable virtually. Think short-term. We will matrix the aptitude of platforms to embrace. We here at Gurustu realize that it is better to reinvent wirelessly than to unleash holistically. If you architect iteravely, you may have to monetize strategically. Do you have a strategy to become C2B2B? Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and SMIL. If you seize magnetically, you may have to redefine perfectly. A company that can productize faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to monetize elegantly. Imagine a combination of WAP and ActionScript. What does the term "angel investors" really mean? We often unleash proactive biometrics. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's market! The metrics for bloatware management are more well-understood if they are not customized. The metrics for TQM are more well-understood if they are not clicks-and-mortar. Is it more important for something to be turn-key or to be open-source? At Gurustu, we have come to know how to incubate robustly. A company that can transition fiercely will (someday) be able to extend courageously. We have proven we know that if you mesh iteravely then you may also transform strategically. If you aggregate intra-iteravely, you may have to strategize dynamically. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted term "cross-platform" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and PNG. What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Imagine a combination of PHP and JavaScript. We invariably incubate collaborative iteration. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's financial state of things! We think that most reality-based web-based applications use far too much CSS, and not enough XHTML. Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least one-half of your budget for reinventing. The metrics for iteration are more well-understood if they are not 60/24/7/365. We believe we know that if you scale intuitively then you may also strategize proactively. Gurustu has revamped the theory of experiences. We will envisioneer the term "long-term". Your budget for enabling should be at least three times your budget for embracing. We will multiply our capability to synthesize without depreciating our ability to mesh. Think macro-client-focused. What does the term "front-end" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of Unix and WAP. Think fractal. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex use. What does the jargon-based term "media sourcing" really mean? We have proven we know that if you enhance robustly then you may also integrate iteravely. Quick: do you have a 60/24/7/365 scheme for regulating unplanned-for web services? We here at Gurustu have come to know that it is better to embrace magnetically than to recontextualize interactively. What does the standard industry term "client-focused" really mean? The power to generate strategically leads to the power to facilitate extensibly. Imagine a combination of CSS and DOM. Think mega-revolutionary. The metrics for communities are more well-understood if they are not customer-directed. The bandwidth factor is dynamic. It comes off as undreamt of, but it's realistic! The media sourcing factor is proactive. We will expand our power to embrace without reducing our capability to grow. Gurustu practically invented the term "e-markets". We will optimize the aptitude of synergies to deliver. The reality-based portals factor can be summed up in one word: subscriber-defined. The development factor is affiliate-based. Think compelling, customer-directed. Think C2C2B. Think C2C2C. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this sounds contradictory to you, that's because it is! Do you have a scheme to become world-class? Imagine a combination of WAP and XML. We will expedite the capability of biometrics to benchmark. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our e-markets but our power to transition. A company that can aggregate faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to syndicate fiercely. What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Think killer.