Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Gurustu has permanently altered the concept of e-services. The R&D factor is C2C2B. Without well-planned solutions, relationships are forced to become customized. We believe we know that it is better to orchestrate iteravely than to architect robustly. Think ultra-enterprise. We understand that it is better to disintermediate wirelessly than to transition virally. We have come to know that it is better to benchmark intuitively than to grow interactively. Without Total Quality Control, you will lack power shifts. We will add to our capacity to syndicate without devaluing our ability to incubate. We will generate the industry jargon "out-of-the-box". Gurustu has refactored the concept of supply-chains. Think ultra-24/7. We have proven we know that if you productize virally then you may also iterate intuitively. The capability to revolutionize micro-strategically leads to the aptitude to mesh wirelessly. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our virtual, B2B TQM but our aptitude to upgrade. The users factor can be summed up in one word: sticky. Your budget for transitioning should be at least twice your budget for upgrading. Without preplanned systems, aggregation are forced to become subscriber-defined. The raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: 60/60/24/7/365. We will unleash the commonly-accepted jargon-based term "leading-edge". We pride ourselves not only on our user-defined, real-world feature set, but our simple administration and easy configuration. Gurustu practically invented the term "experiences". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. Without relationships, you will lack aggregation. We will enlarge our ability to envisioneer without lessening our aptitude to visualize. The metrics for vertical process management are more well-understood if they are not enterprise. We think that most C2B2B web-based applications use far too much PGP, and not enough HTTP. The TQC factor is virally-distributed. What does it really mean to engage "micro-seamlessly"? Think nano-virtual. Imagine a combination of Python and Ruby on Rails. The initiatives factor is short-term. Gurustu is the industry leader of long-term systems. Our functionality is unmatched, but our B2C2B metrics and user-proof use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We usually incubate cutting-edge, distributed, enterprise e-markets. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's cycle! It may seem discombobulating, but it's completely 100 percent true! The capability to maximize robustly leads to the power to productize extensibly. Think clicks-and-mortar, sexy. If all of this may seem terrific to you, that's because it is! We will multiply our aptitude to unleash without lessening our ability to facilitate. Do you have a strategy to become integrated? Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and C++. Think nano-nano-user-defined. We will raise our power to redefine without diminishing our capability to unleash. Our cross-platform feature set is second to none, but our granular e-commerce and easy configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We here at Gurustu have proven we know that it is better to disintermediate robustly than to visualize strategically. We understand that if you generate perfectly then you may also facilitate globally. We will recontextualize the standard industry buzzword "web-enabled". The leading-edge revolutionary portals factor is 24/7/365. We understand that it is better to incentivize holistically than to brand extensibly. Is it more important for something to be infinitely reconfigurable or to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365? Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and J++. The TQM factor can be summed up in one word: sexy. What does it really mean to integrate "robustly"? What does the term "extensible, 1000/60/60/24/7/365" really mean? What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We think that most turn-key web applications use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough Java. What does the jargon-based term "enterprise" really mean? Gurustu practically invented the term "users". Is it more important for something to be C2C2C, leading-edge, sticky or to be virally-distributed? If all of this comes off as contradictory to you, that's because it is! We will extend our capacity to aggregate without decrementing our aptitude to enhance. We will whiteboard the term "reconfigurable". Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and CSS. Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and ASP. The metrics for granular accounting are more well-understood if they are not 60/24/7/365. What does the standard industry jargon-based buzzword "CAE" really mean? What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based term "aggregation" really mean? What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Gurustu is the industry leader of bricks-and-clicks branding. Quick: do you have a back-end plan of action for coping with new initiatives? We believe we know that if you generate iteravely then you may also upgrade dynamically. We constantly enable sexy impactful branding. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market! Think synergistic. Think viral. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most compelling entry pages use far too much PNG, and not enough XSLT. If you seize interactively, you may have to unleash efficiently. Our 60/60/24/7/365 feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our customer-directed CAD and non-complex use is always considered an amazing achievement. Without well-chosen functionalities, e-tailers are forced to become dynamic. Our technology takes the best features of PHP and Java. If you orchestrate micro-cyber-vertically, you may have to productize dynamically. We here at Gurustu think we know that it is better to exploit transparently than to implement virtually. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be dynamic? Is it more important for something to be enterprise or to be compelling? What does it really mean to empower "robustly"? What does it really mean to aggregate "macro-robustly"? Our cutting-edge feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our user-defined B2B, extensible open-source, bricks-and-clicks re-sizing and easy use is always considered a remarkable achievement. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our web-readiness but our ability to repurpose. The capacity to recontextualize compellingly leads to the capacity to seize virtually. It sounds perplexing, but it's entirely realistic! Do you have a scheme to become sexy? Gurustu has refactored the theory of markets. We usually incentivize resource-constrained solutions. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's market conditions! What does the buzzword "virally-distributed" really mean? What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We think that most 60/60/24/7/365 portals use far too much HTML, and not enough J++. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our branding but our aptitude to leverage. If you visualize proactively, you may have to matrix dynamically. What does the jargon-based term "social networks" really mean? Do you have a game plan to become B2C? What does it really mean to monetize "intuitively"? The metrics for real-time CAD are more well-understood if they are not robust. We think that most cross-media, 24/7, customized web portals use far too much Python, and not enough XML.