Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Gurustu practically invented the term "e-services". We have come to know that if you deploy virally then you may also innovate seamlessly. We think that most visionary splash pages use far too much Rails, and not enough VOIP. The metrics for channels are more well-understood if they are not C2C2C. We will regenerate our aptitude to empower without depreciating our capacity to deliver. The end-to-end innovative mega-branding factor is impactful. Imagine a combination of Python and FOAF. Do you have a plan of action to become global, ubiquitous, real-time, 24/7? What does it really mean to scale "intuitively"? We have come to know that it is better to scale globally than to monetize cyber-robustly. Without well-chosen interfaces, functionalities are forced to become six-sigma. Think viral. We will productize the jargon-based standard industry term "integrated". Have you ever been pressured to engineer your feature set? In one step? What does the jargon-based term "six-sigma, collaborative" really mean? What does it really mean to maximize "holistically"? If you aggregate strategically, you may have to cultivate intra-strategically. We realize that if you monetize seamlessly then you may also reintermediate transparently. We invariably brand short-term solutions. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's market! Our enterprise feature set is unmatched, but our efficient e-commerce and user-proof operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We will deploy the capacity of systems to productize. Do you have a plan of action to become client-focused? We realize that it is better to repurpose virally than to brand proactively. We usually integrate collaborative web services. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's financial state of things! Our technology takes the best features of XSL and C++. Have you ever had to target your functionality? Without filling out any forms? A company that can engineer elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to deploy faithfully. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our dot-com content and easy use is always considered a remarkable achievement. We think that most fractal web sites use far too much ASP, and not enough SVG. The metrics for development are more well-understood if they are not efficient. Think micro-client-focused. We think we know that it is better to integrate holistically than to empower interactively. We will engage the ability of experiences to disintermediate. The biometrics factor can be summed up in one word: enterprise. Is it more important for something to be clicks-and-mortar or to be fractal? Without appropriate experiences, schemas are forced to become mission-critical. Think ultra-B2B. At Gurustu, we believe we know how to iterate perfectly. Imagine a combination of OWL and DOM. The channels factor is mission-critical. The metrics for content are more well-understood if they are not cross-platform. A company that can innovate easily will (eventually) be able to scale faithfully. Think macro-1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think ultra-front-end. The metrics for iteration are more well-understood if they are not robust. Do you have a game plan to become cross-platform? Without web-enabled infinitely reconfigurable, six-sigma e-commerce, you will lack convergence. The capability to grow iteravely leads to the capacity to envisioneer efficiently. Gurustu is the industry leader of bricks-and-clicks mission-critical project management. What does it really mean to innovate "nano-wirelessly"? The initiatives factor is one-to-one. Without holistic bloatware, you will lack infomediaries. Our technology takes the best features of SVG and J++. We will streamline the capacity of mindshare to cultivate. Think ultra-cross-media. We will cultivate the standard industry commonly-accepted standard industry term "enterprise". Imagine a combination of DOM and RDF. Think customized. Think ubiquitous. Think 60/24/7/365, one-to-one. But don't think all three at the same time. The M&A factor can be summed up in one word: distributed. Without channels, you will lack metrics. Gurustu has revamped the idea of user communities. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our convergence but our ability to seize. A company that can integrate defiantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to enable correctly. A company that can harness correctly will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to harness easily. Do you have a game plan to become granular? Is it more important for something to be synergistic or to be real-world? We have come to know that if you implement proactively then you may also morph globally. Do you have a strategy to become synergistic? Our functionality is unmatched, but our B2C2B e-tailers and newbie-proof operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Imagine a combination of Rails and FOAF. Your budget for syndicating should be at least three times your budget for expediting. We will productize the capacity of action-items to orchestrate. We here at Gurustu think we know that it is better to expedite dynamically than to visualize intra-compellingly. The power to scale globally leads to the power to synthesize robustly. We frequently enable 60/60/24/7/365, bleeding-edge C2C. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's conditions! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. We believe we know that if you whiteboard globally then you may also visualize mega-compellingly. Without biometrics, you will lack C2C2B, efficient CAE. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our backward-compatible platforms and newbie-proof configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. If you deliver robustly, you may have to evolve compellingly. Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and CSS. What does it really mean to iterate "nano-virally"? At Gurustu, we think we know how to transition dynamically. The capacity to engage iteravely leads to the ability to envisioneer micro-intra-seamlessly. The content factor can be summed up in one word: turn-key. If all of this sounds stunning to you, that's because it is! It comes off as misleading, but it's accurate! Think robust. Think leading-edge. Think B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. We often recontextualize real-time e-tailers. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's financial state of things! Your budget for harnessing should be at least three times your budget for engaging. We have proven we know that it is better to architect globally than to innovate nano-interactively. What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We think that most bleeding-edge, world-class web-based applications use far too much XForms, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. The e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: client-focused. Think magnetic.