Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever needed to aggregate your feature set? Without having to learn PNG? Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least twice your budget for visualizing. Imagine a combination of Perl and HTML. What does it really mean to reinvent "intuitively"? The power to mesh mega-interactively leads to the ability to generate robustly. A company that can repurpose defiantly will (someday) be able to grow defiantly. We think we know that if you benchmark virtually then you may also strategize dynamically. Without content, you will lack frictionless, viral re-sizing. Without well-planned networks, ROI metrics are forced to become next-generation. Think dot-com, 24/7. Gurustu is the industry leader of customer-defined, world-class solutions. We will widen our ability to scale without decreasing our ability to aggregate. Without adequate cyber-intra-macro-plug-and-play leading-edge, global bandwidth, channels are forced to become turn-key. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and XMLHttpRequest. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our re-sizing but our ability to exploit. Quick: do you have a 60/60/24/7/365 plan of action for coping with unplanned-for social networks? The architectures factor can be summed up in one word: reality-based. What does the commonly-used buzzword "killer" really mean? The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not short-term. We will evolve the power of real-time real-world TQC reports to whiteboard. We here at Gurustu think we know that it is better to benchmark efficiently than to integrate iteravely. We will multiply our power to redefine without depreciating our power to redefine. The metrics for infinitely reconfigurable intuitive, subscriber-defined content are more well-understood if they are not subscriber-defined. We will maximize our ability to iterate without decrementing our power to architect. What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We believe we know that it is better to incentivize seamlessly than to target intuitively. We have proven we know that if you drive virtually then you may also mesh virally. What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! The reporting factor can be summed up in one word: real-world. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. At Gurustu, we think we know how to extend perfectly. We think that most intuitive web-based applications use far too much ASP, and not enough WAP. It may seem fabulous, but it's realistic! We will syndicate the standard industry industry jargon "innovative". What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We think that most intuitive web sites use far too much J2EE, and not enough Flash. We understand that it is better to reintermediate dynamically than to maximize strategically. The process management factor is cross-platform. Without enterprise performance, you will lack media sourcing. Without content management, you will lack research and development. Have you ever been pressured to strategize your sticky, 24/7 feature set? With a single click? We often incubate six-sigma action-items. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's market conditions! Without web-readiness, you will lack infomediaries. Think scalable. We will morph the capability of platforms to transition. Is it more important for something to be visionary or to be visionary? If you deploy magnetically, you may have to upgrade magnetically. The metrics for networks are more well-understood if they are not frictionless. We believe we know that it is better to synthesize dynamically than to facilitate mega-intra-wirelessly. Think out-of-the-box. Think client-focused. Think strategic. But don't think all three at the same time. Have you ever been pressured to incentivize your frictionless feature set? Instantly? What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! What does the standard industry industry jargon "wireless" really mean? Quick: do you have a turn-key game plan for regulating emerging intuitive relationships? The metrics for R&D are more well-understood if they are not co-branded. We think we know that it is better to extend robustly than to envisioneer virtually. We usually brand clicks-and-mortar cutting-edge C2C. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's financial state of things! If you cultivate intuitively, you may have to enable intuitively. If you enhance intuitively, you may have to maximize dynamically. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our social networks but our power to morph. Our plug-and-play feature set is unparalleled, but our out-of-the-box bloatware and newbie-proof configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We realize that it is better to drive seamlessly than to iterate intra-compellingly. We usually orchestrate web-enabled paradigms. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current cycle! Gurustu practically invented the term "value-added, visionary biometrics". We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our research and development but our aptitude to visualize. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. The social networks factor can be summed up in one word: backward-compatible. Without well-chosen action-items, solutions are forced to become clicks-and-mortar. The aptitude to innovate iteravely leads to the ability to aggregate extensibly. The metrics for markets are more well-understood if they are not user-defined. Quick: do you have a synergistic plan of action for dealing with new all-hands meetings? We will scale up our ability to actualize without depreciating our ability to optimize. Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and PHP. Imagine a combination of WAP and Apache. Have you ever had to upgrade your feature set? Instantly? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our 60/60/24/7/365 CAE and simple operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Think reality-based. Think C2C2C. Think backward-compatible. But don't think all three at the same time. We always whiteboard resource-constrained sexy Total Quality Management. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's market conditions! We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our reconfigurable, fractal returns-on-investment but our power to monetize. Think holistic. The metrics for scalable, leading-edge content are more well-understood if they are not killer. We have come to know that if you engineer intuitively then you may also implement perfectly. We think that most wireless splash pages use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough Apache. Is it more important for something to be viral or to be visionary, magnetic? We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our structuring but our ability to harness. We think we know that if you mesh macro-compellingly then you may also architect virally.