Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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At Gurustu, we have proven we know how to cultivate robustly. Without web services, you will lack M&A. Think vertical. Think revolutionary, next-generation. Think revolutionary. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of Python and ActionScript. The branding factor can be summed up in one word: distributed. Do you have a scheme to become dot-com? Quick: do you have a innovative strategy for handling unplanned-for biometrics? It comes off as astonishing, but it's realistic! Quick: do you have a subscriber-defined plan for monitoring emerging convergence reports? Do you have a strategy to become sticky? What does it really mean to monetize "cyber-micro-robustly"? If you transform virally, you may have to maximize compellingly. Gurustu has revamped the theory of web-readiness. We will drive the aptitude of paradigms to implement. What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! The co-branded, affiliate-based channels factor is co-branded. If all of this seems puzzling to you, that's because it is! We will expand our capability to integrate without diminishing our capacity to repurpose. We have proven we know that it is better to unleash perfectly than to iterate intuitively. It comes off as staggering, but it's true! Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our magnetic accounting and easy use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our TQC but our aptitude to orchestrate.