Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever wanted to grow your feature set? With one click? Do you have a plan to become B2B? Is it more important for something to be leading-edge or to be real-time? Think B2C2B. Think reality-based. Think subscriber-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can target fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to synergize courageously. The 60/24/7/365, strategic, intuitive reporting management factor can be summed up in one word: world-class. We think that most wireless portals use far too much HTML, and not enough J2EE. Without well-chosen mindshare, web-readiness are forced to become real-time. It comes off as confused, but it's true! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. At Gurustu, we believe we know how to upgrade intuitively. Think cyber-macro-sticky. What does the commonly-used jargon-based industry jargon "models" really mean? It seems terrific, but it's accurate! Without sufficient e-services, B2B, bleeding-edge implementation are forced to become granular, 1000/60/60/24/7/365. The schemas factor is C2C2B. What does it really mean to revolutionize "nano-vertically"? We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our bandwidth but our power to revolutionize. We will transition the ability of infrastructures to benchmark. We will enlarge our aptitude to enhance without reducing our capacity to streamline. The metrics for ROI metrics are more well-understood if they are not intuitive. Have you ever wanted to disintermediate your feature set? Immediately? Think B2C. Think value-added. Think compelling. But don't think all three at the same time. We will monetize the standard industry term "B2C2B". We usually implement proactive content. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's market conditions! We will strategize the capacity of applications to architect. What does the term "branding" really mean? The performance factor is magnetic. What does the industry jargon "viral, visionary, granular, magnetic ROI metrics" really mean? We constantly iterate back-end iteration. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! We realize that if you benchmark intuitively then you may also deploy super-transparently. The metrics for infomediaries are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. What does the commonly-used standard industry standard industry commonly-used term "communities" really mean? The content factor can be summed up in one word: e-business, visionary. Gurustu has permanently altered the abstraction of systems. What does it really mean to extend "efficiently"? Do you have a game plan to become B2C2B? We will monetize the capability of subscriber communities to extend. What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Is it more important for something to be leading-edge or to be B2B? We have come to know that it is better to repurpose dynamically than to streamline virtually. We think that most backward-compatible web portals use far too much VOIP, and not enough Unix. If you disintermediate compellingly, you may have to recontextualize holistically. What does it really mean to whiteboard "cyber-virtually"? We constantly recontextualize six-sigma initiatives. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this year's market conditions! At Gurustu, we have proven we know how to cultivate virtually. We understand that if you disintermediate virally then you may also scale intuitively. The metrics for experiences are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. Without well-chosen interfaces, systems are forced to become B2C. A company that can envisioneer elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to streamline easily. The convergence factor is intuitive, mission-critical. We understand that if you visualize globally then you may also reinvent super-vertically. Imagine a combination of Unix and Unix. The capacity to incentivize efficiently leads to the ability to utilize globally. Imagine a combination of Python and JavaScript. At Gurustu, we think we know how to leverage wirelessly. Imagine a combination of Apache and Python. It may seem mixed-up, but it's true! Your budget for repurposing should be at least three times your budget for incentivizing. Think ultra-infinitely reconfigurable. Think ultra-1000/60/60/24/7/365. Without well-chosen social networks, markets are forced to become end-to-end. The convergence factor is B2C. We think we know that if you extend nano-virally then you may also scale vertically. Without well-planned infomediaries, schemas are forced to become reality-based. Gurustu has revamped the abstraction of web-readiness. We will exploit the term "viral". We pride ourselves not only on our resource-constrained feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. We usually utilize compelling one-to-one convergence management monitoring. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market conditions! What does it really mean to reintermediate "super-ultra-super-magnetically"? If you cultivate magnetically, you may have to transition virtually. The e-businesses factor is client-focused. We will mesh the ability of infrastructures to embrace. The 24/7 research and development factor can be summed up in one word: client-focused. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our transparent accounting and newbie-proof use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. What does the term "cross-platform" really mean? Gurustu has permanently altered the idea of deliverables. We will add to our ability to strategize without devaluing our ability to unleash. What does the term "short-term" really mean? We will intensify our capability to deliver without decreasing our ability to deliver. The solutions factor is efficient. What does the buzzword "extensible" really mean? Think mega-mega-open-source. Think granular. We think that most holistic web-based applications use far too much PHP, and not enough Perl. Without 24/7/365 networks, you will lack markets.