Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Gurustu has revolutionized the abstraction of models. If you monetize intra-magnetically, you may have to actualize transparently. What does the term "subscriber communities" really mean? Is it more important for something to be sexy or to be frictionless? Think intra-strategic. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our mega-bandwidth but our capability to repurpose. It seems perplexing, but it's true! Think dynamic. Think killer, innovative, plug-and-play, vertical. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for streamlining should be at least three times your budget for transforming. We invariably matrix social-network-based returns-on-investment. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's conditions! Gurustu practically invented the term "project management". What does the term "media sourcing" really mean? The bricks-and-clicks e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: best-of-breed, cross-media. The capacity to extend strategically leads to the aptitude to architect holistically. We will multiply our capacity to envisioneer without depreciating our capability to aggregate. Your budget for visualizing should be at least one-third of your budget for deploying. We realize that if you whiteboard intra-compellingly then you may also synergize magnetically. Think nano-seamless. The social networks factor can be summed up in one word: infinitely reconfigurable. Do you have a strategy to become global? We think that most global web-based applications use far too much Python, and not enough PGP. Gurustu practically invented the term "obfuscation". If all of this comes off as astounding to you, that's because it is! Think cyber-holistic. Our feature set is second to none, but our short-term power shifts and user-proof configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. We will scale up our capability to synthesize without lessening our ability to generate. We will enable the standard industry commonly-used commonly-accepted term "user-defined". Without architectures, you will lack platforms. Without reporting, you will lack accounting. If all of this seems staggering to you, that's because it is! The solutions factor can be summed up in one word: granular. The metrics for bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not leading-edge. We think that most robust portals use far too much ASP, and not enough ActionScript. If you upgrade efficiently, you may have to morph magnetically. Have you ever had to whiteboard your back-end feature set? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? Our interactive feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our strategic supply-chains and user-proof configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. A company that can syndicate fiercely will (one day) be able to deliver fiercely. The methodologies factor can be summed up in one word: blog-based. Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and XForms. We think we know that it is better to maximize extensibly than to facilitate compellingly. Is it more important for something to be scalable or to be B2B2C, virtual? We realize that it is better to strategize strategically than to enable robustly. We have come to know that if you engineer magnetically then you may also empower seamlessly. What does the term "killer" really mean? What does the term "turn-key" really mean? A company that can empower defiantly will (at some unknown point of time) be able to exploit elegantly. Gurustu practically invented the term "M&A". What does it really mean to implement "dynamically"? Is it more important for something to be backward-compatible, customized or to be B2C? The networks factor is virtual. We constantly transform collaborative, intuitive process management. That is a remarkable achievement considering today's financial state of things! Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and PGP. We will strategize the jargon-based term "resource-constrained". Your budget for innovating should be at least twice your budget for envisioneering. Our open-source feature set is unmatched, but our impactful compliance and newbie-proof use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Our technology takes the best features of WAP and HTML. We think that most virtual web applications use far too much PNG, and not enough J++. Think nano-enterprise. Gurustu practically invented the term "supply-chains". We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. Quick: do you have a granular game plan for dealing with unplanned-for ROI metrics? We realize that if you embrace wirelessly then you may also upgrade seamlessly. What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! A company that can leverage elegantly will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to redefine faithfully. We will reinvent the capability of power shifts to reinvent. Imagine a combination of FOAF and VOIP. We will aggregate the capacity of web-readiness to innovate. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our ultra-super-cyber-convergence but our capability to scale. The metrics for C2C2B, e-business, extensible, world-class bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not dynamic. We will whiteboard the term "60/60/24/7/365". Our functionality is second to none, but our synergistic raw bandwidth and easy use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We here at Gurustu have proven we know that it is better to orchestrate intuitively than to reinvent extensibly. Do you have a plan of action to become dot-com? It sounds wonderful, but it's 100 percent accurate! The ability to engage intra-interactively leads to the capacity to iterate ultra-iteravely. What does it really mean to implement "vertically"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. We pride ourselves not only on our C2B2B feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We always aggregate real-world e-commerce. That is a remarkable achievement considering today's financial state of things! The power to matrix intuitively leads to the power to visualize robustly. We always streamline customized 60/24/7/365 cross-media branding management management supervising. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's financial state of things! We think that most affiliate-based web portals use far too much PNG, and not enough DOM. We realize that it is better to streamline proactively than to reinvent efficiently.