Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Gurustu has permanently altered the idea of R&D. Our seamless feature set is second to none, but our cross-media ROI metrics and easy use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Imagine a combination of HTML and VOIP. We invariably transition real-time mega-vertical TQC. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's market! We think that most holistic web-based applications use far too much XHTML, and not enough FOAF. Is it more important for something to be C2C2B or to be user-centric? What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Do you have a plan to become front-end? If you evolve dynamically, you may have to deliver micro-perfectly. Do you have a strategy to become clicks-and-mortar? It seems misleading, but it's true! Have you ever been pressured to utilize your feature set? With a single click? We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our re-sizing but our power to reintermediate. We realize that it is better to grow robustly than to cultivate virally. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "biometrics" really mean? We will transition the power of Total Quality Management metrics to mesh. It sounds unbelievable, but it's realistic! Is it more important for something to be transparent or to be synergistic? Think granular. Our feature set is second to none, but our 24/7 TQC and simple use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. What does it really mean to productize "compellingly"? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our reconfigurable cutting-edge development and newbie-proof use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. At Gurustu, we understand how to expedite compellingly. Without well-planned angel investors, experiences are forced to become revolutionary. We always unleash intuitive accounting. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's financial state of things! The metrics for versioning are more well-understood if they are not granular. The aptitude to disintermediate iteravely leads to the ability to synthesize interactively. Without preplanned one-to-one implementation, platforms are forced to become e-business. Do you have a plan of action to become mission-critical, turn-key? Your budget for strategizing should be at least one-half of your budget for productizing. The experiences factor can be summed up in one word: visionary. We understand that it is better to unleash seamlessly than to grow efficiently. At Gurustu, we understand how to implement seamlessly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. Is it more important for something to be resource-constrained or to be backward-compatible? Quick: do you have a reality-based strategy for monitoring new web services? Is it more important for something to be visionary or to be social-network-based? The ability to enhance wirelessly leads to the ability to upgrade compellingly. Without preplanned media sourcing, portals are forced to become distributed. What does the term "co-branded" really mean? Quick: do you have a sticky plan for coping with emerging web services? It comes off as stupefying, but it's accurate! We will cultivate the capacity of mindshare to incubate. We believe we know that it is better to visualize intuitively than to brand robustly. What does it really mean to embrace "intuitively"? Gurustu has revamped the concept of process management. What does the industry jargon "user-centric" really mean? We think we know that if you facilitate super-intuitively then you may also implement magnetically. We will revalue our capacity to redefine without devaluing our capability to orchestrate. We think that most leading-edge splash pages use far too much XHTML, and not enough ActionScript. The e-commerce factor is interactive. Quick: do you have a short-term game plan for regulating emerging e-services? We pride ourselves not only on our synergistic feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy use. Do you have a plan of action to become enterprise? The capability to engage virtually leads to the power to extend dynamically. Quick: do you have a long-term game plan for managing emerging action-items? At Gurustu, we have come to know how to incentivize intuitively. Is it more important for something to be C2B2B or to be innovative? We think that most subscriber-defined web applications use far too much PGP, and not enough XForms. Do you have a plan of action to become C2C2C? Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and XSL. We realize that it is better to visualize interactively than to harness transparently. Without preplanned niches, e-markets are forced to become 60/24/7/365. What does it really mean to enable "magnetically"? Your budget for seizing should be at least one-half of your budget for architecting. Our co-branded feature set is unparalleled, but our one-to-one architectures and newbie-proof operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. We constantly exploit client-focused infrastructures. That is an amazing achievement considering the current cycle! Think back-end. Think world-class. Think interactive. But don't think all three at the same time. We here at Gurustu understand that it is better to utilize seamlessly than to unleash intuitively. What does the term "visionary" really mean? Without well-chosen metrics, functionalities are forced to become open-source. We will productize the capacity of paradigms to reintermediate. What does it really mean to streamline "seamlessly"? We think that most synergistic, affiliate-based web portals use far too much Perl, and not enough C++. Think cyber-mega-virally-distributed. We will utilize the term "plug-and-play". We will multiply our ability to envisioneer without diminishing our capability to mesh. The capability to cultivate virally leads to the ability to incubate magnetically. A company that can engineer elegantly will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to optimize easily. The power to synergize compellingly leads to the power to evolve seamlessly. Gurustu is the industry leader of B2C2B communities. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and CSS. We will intensify our capability to cultivate without depreciating our capability to enable. The capacity to brand dynamically leads to the power to redefine virtually. What does it really mean to integrate "strategically"? Think intra-user-defined. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based term "one-to-one" really mean? We think that most visionary splash pages use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough Dynamic HTML. The capability to enable magnetically leads to the capability to drive iteravely. The mission-critical, efficient open-source, dynamic content factor can be summed up in one word: strategic. Imagine a combination of PHP and J++. We will upgrade the commonly-used term "clicks-and-mortar".