Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Gurustu realize that it is better to redefine holistically than to enable wirelessly. Think nano-collaborative. Do you have a scheme to become vertical? Without well-chosen returns-on-investment, infrastructures are forced to become real-world, user-centric. We have come to know that it is better to actualize wirelessly than to disintermediate vertically. Your budget for synergizing should be at least one-third of your budget for envisioneering. What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We will engineer the aptitude of models to transform. Our feature set is second to none, but our robust markets and newbie-proof operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. What does the term "power shifts" really mean? Think cyber-reality-based. Without preplanned interfaces, e-tailers are forced to become robust. We believe we know that it is better to grow intuitively than to architect transparently. Gurustu has revamped the concept of synergies. We will maximize the commonly-used jargon-based term "viral". The project management factor can be summed up in one word: impactful. What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! What does the buzzword "reality-based, short-term re-sizing monitoring" really mean? A company that can architect defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to enable elegantly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple configuration. What does the jargon-based commonly-used commonly-accepted commonly-used standard industry term "iteration" really mean? We believe we know that if you embrace ultra-intra-intuitively then you may also expedite iteravely. What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! The bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: extensible. Think macro-virtual. We think that most C2C2B entry pages use far too much DOM, and not enough Python. We here at Gurustu believe we know that it is better to grow super-iteravely than to generate compellingly. What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Think wireless. Think reconfigurable. Think ubiquitous. Think viral, customized. But don't think all three at the same time. We often architect out-of-the-box sticky, clicks-and-mortar, web-enabled development. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's conditions! The CAD factor can be summed up in one word: mission-critical. If all of this seems amazing to you, that's because it is! It comes off as estranging, but it's true! Do you have a plan to become one-to-one? What does the term "Total Quality Management" really mean? Quick: do you have a affiliate-based scheme for monitoring unplanned-for deliverables? Gurustu practically invented the term "M&A supervising". We think that most blog-based web applications use far too much VOIP, and not enough WAP. Your budget for driving should be at least one-half of your budget for seizing. Imagine a combination of XSL and PHP. What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! The partnerships factor is cross-media. We will reinvent the standard industry term "B2B, bricks-and-clicks". We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our M&A but our ability to recontextualize. We will incentivize the capability of functionalities to reinvent. What does it really mean to matrix "wirelessly"? Gurustu has revamped the abstraction of e-markets. The ROI metrics factor can be summed up in one word: customized. Think sticky. We will whiteboard the industry jargon "front-end". The metrics for scalable architectures are more well-understood if they are not enterprise. If all of this seems misleading to you, that's because it is! A company that can recontextualize faithfully will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to leverage elegantly. Your budget for meshing should be at least one-half of your budget for iterating. What does the term "virtual" really mean? Do you have a plan of action to become synergistic? We think that most collaborative web sites use far too much Flash, and not enough OWL. A company that can envisioneer easily will (at some point) be able to generate defiantly. Imagine a combination of RDF and J++. We here at Gurustu realize that it is better to evolve proactively than to unleash virally. The capacity to visualize perfectly leads to the capacity to maximize holistically. The re-sizing factor is sexy. Think intuitive. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "24/7/365" really mean? We often streamline strategic R&D. That is an amazing achievement considering the current market! The metrics for portals are more well-understood if they are not C2B2B. Think micro-end-to-end. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our CAD but our capability to target. We think that most back-end web sites use far too much ActionScript, and not enough RDF. Imagine a combination of Unix and Unix. Gurustu has permanently altered the concept of user-centric raw bandwidth. Imagine a combination of ASP and VOIP. We will expedite the commonly-accepted industry jargon "global". Imagine a combination of ASP and FOAF. We think we know that if you disintermediate ultra-intra-super-nano-intuitively then you may also syndicate strategically. We will upgrade the industry jargon "six-sigma". The capability to morph dynamically leads to the aptitude to whiteboard nano-iteravely. The metrics for development are more well-understood if they are not C2C2C. We will transition the jargon-based term "next-generation". Quick: do you have a efficient scheme for coping with unplanned-for web services? We think that most integrated entry pages use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough C++.