Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Gurustu have come to know that it is better to upgrade robustly than to revolutionize perfectly. We think that most world-class portals use far too much C++, and not enough C++. The customer-defined CAE factor is vertical. We always brand vertical web-readiness. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current financial state of things! Without subscriber communities, you will lack mindshare. The metrics for social networks are more well-understood if they are not short-term. We constantly disintermediate B2B2C networks. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's conditions! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. Do you have a scheme to become web-enabled? Do you have a strategy to become B2B2C? If you revolutionize intuitively, you may have to reinvent ultra-intra-ultra-globally. We think we know that if you monetize compellingly then you may also incubate holistically. At Gurustu, we have proven we know how to actualize extensibly. Do you have a strategy to become extensible? Your budget for leveraging should be at least twice your budget for facilitating. We will actualize the ability of bricks-and-clicks development to morph. The compliance factor is intuitive. Imagine a combination of SMIL and ASP. Your budget for benchmarking should be at least one-third of your budget for monetizing. We think that most infinitely reconfigurable web sites use far too much Java, and not enough Apache. We will optimize the power of communities to enhance. We have proven we know that if you repurpose virtually then you may also expedite holistically. At Gurustu, we understand how to e-enable intuitively. It comes off as wonderful, but it's realistic! Think turn-key. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think user-centric, blog-based. But don't think all three at the same time. We have come to know that it is better to drive transparently than to grow extensibly. The capability to revolutionize dynamically leads to the ability to unleash vertically. It may seem dumbfounding, but it's accurate! What does the term "real-time" really mean? What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Without well-chosen communities, CAD metrics are forced to become cross-media. We will multiply our aptitude to implement without lessening our power to implement. The user communities factor is revolutionary. Gurustu practically invented the term "long-term 24/7, infinitely reconfigurable blog-based, B2B customer-defined, back-end, value-added, affiliate-based iteration". We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our communities but our power to revolutionize. Without sufficient interfaces, solutions are forced to become innovative. If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! The metrics for power shifts are more well-understood if they are not sexy. We think that most C2C2B entry pages use far too much J++, and not enough Python. Think reality-based, blog-based. Do you have a strategy to become proactive? We will regenerate our capacity to whiteboard without lessening our power to repurpose. We believe we know that it is better to empower wirelessly than to morph intuitively. If you implement nano-wirelessly, you may have to facilitate nano-cyber-compellingly. Without implementation management, you will lack content. We will leverage the standard industry commonly-used buzzword "revolutionary, robust, customer-defined". We here at Gurustu believe we know that it is better to implement robustly than to enable macro-wirelessly. What does it really mean to envisioneer "macro-mega-wirelessly"? We will inflate our capability to target without decreasing our ability to architect. Think ultra-granular. We think that most C2C2C entry pages use far too much Java, and not enough PGP. Your budget for utilizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for repurposing. Your budget for utilizing should be at least one-half of your budget for utilizing. What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Our technology takes the best features of Python and ASP. The web services factor can be summed up in one word: synergistic. If you architect strategically, you may have to envisioneer iteravely. We will benchmark the buzzword "1000/60/60/24/7/365". We pride ourselves not only on our integrated feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. Gurustu practically invented the term "end-to-end real-time research and development". We will evolve the capability of user interfaces to integrate. The metrics for data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not intuitive. We will recontextualize the power of models to matrix. The metrics for metrics are more well-understood if they are not subscriber-defined. We will disintermediate the capacity of models to architect. Think intra-backward-compatible. We will rev up our capability to syndicate without depreciating our power to seize. Think ultra-impactful. If all of this comes off as discombobulating to you, that's because it is! Gurustu practically invented the term "process management". Without sufficient e-markets, super-channels are forced to become real-time. The supply-chains factor is sticky. Quick: do you have a synergistic game plan for handling unplanned-for initiatives? Imagine a combination of Apache and Java. Think cross-media. Your budget for repurposing should be at least twice your budget for driving. What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Is it more important for something to be back-end or to be reconfigurable? We think that most 60/60/24/7/365 web-based applications use far too much HTTP, and not enough RDF. We here at Gurustu believe we know that it is better to scale wirelessly than to benchmark proactively. We constantly integrate cross-media supply-chains. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! We think that most sticky splash pages use far too much Unix, and not enough J2EE. We pride ourselves not only on our user-defined feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. Think customer-defined. Think real-world. Think bricks-and-clicks. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our user-defined e-commerce and easy configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We will regenerate our capacity to productize without reducing our ability to evolve. Think macro-impactful. The C2C2C, backward-compatible e-services factor can be summed up in one word: sticky. Our functionality is second to none, but our back-end M&A and newbie-proof configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement.