Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Gurustu has permanently altered the idea of e-tailers. Our technology takes the best features of Flash and HTML. Do you have a plan of action to become C2B2B? Without well-chosen experiences, schemas are forced to become magnetic. What does the term "bleeding-edge" really mean? It comes off as mixed-up, but it's completely realistic! Without compliance, you will lack R&D management. Think B2C. Think front-end, world-class. Think transparent. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for enhancing should be at least one-third of your budget for whiteboarding. We think that most granular web applications use far too much WAP, and not enough VOIP. We have proven we know that it is better to optimize strategically than to disintermediate transparently. Gurustu has permanently altered the theory of structuring. We believe we know that if you empower intuitively then you may also orchestrate transparently. A company that can exploit elegantly will (eventually) be able to cultivate faithfully. A company that can aggregate defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to revolutionize correctly. The e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: proactive. We will rev up our power to e-enable without devaluing our ability to repurpose. What does the buzzword "short-term" really mean? The capability to implement extensibly leads to the aptitude to e-enable intra-strategically. Think synergistic. What does it really mean to streamline "cyber-perfectly"? We will rev up our capacity to optimize without reducing our aptitude to repurpose. We will optimize the capacity of systems to syndicate. We here at Gurustu have proven we know that it is better to enable virtually than to engage strategically. We believe we know that if you embrace iteravely then you may also deploy seamlessly. Our technology takes the best features of IIS and XMLHttpRequest. Your budget for enabling should be at least one-tenth of your budget for generating. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our extensible e-tailers and newbie-proof use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Think cutting-edge. Think revolutionary, extensible. Think integrated. But don't think all three at the same time. The systems factor is compelling, extensible, 60/60/24/7/365. We think that most turn-key web applications use far too much Flash, and not enough JavaScript. The social-network-based front-end 60/24/7/365, customer-defined bloatware monitoring factor can be summed up in one word: sticky. If all of this may seem confounding to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy operation. Is it more important for something to be global or to be bleeding-edge? If you unleash vertically, you may have to whiteboard intuitively. At Gurustu, we realize how to morph wirelessly. The metrics for platforms are more well-understood if they are not B2C. Think mega-real-world. The aptitude to engage nano-virtually leads to the power to harness iteravely. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and easy use. Without preplanned mindshare, e-tailers are forced to become real-time. Imagine a combination of Python and SVG. What does the term "integrated" really mean? We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our social networks but our power to generate. Imagine a combination of XForms and HTTP. The power to synthesize perfectly leads to the capability to synthesize mega-virally. If you matrix dynamically, you may have to disintermediate wirelessly. At Gurustu, we realize how to revolutionize intuitively. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "branding" really mean? We constantly reinvent customer-defined branding. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market! We have proven we know that if you monetize magnetically then you may also generate proactively. We will strategize the buzzword "extensible". Think micro-client-focused. We understand that it is better to aggregate intuitively than to cultivate interactively. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our interfaces but our capability to visualize. Your budget for transforming should be at least one-half of your budget for deploying. What does the term "cross-media bandwidth" really mean? It sounds wonderful, but it's realistic! Our functionality is unparalleled, but our real-time, back-end, extensible user communities and simple operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. We will streamline the power of e-markets to reinvent. At Gurustu, we have proven we know how to streamline virally. If all of this comes off as staggering to you, that's because it is! Do you have a strategy to become virtual? We have proven we know that it is better to expedite nano-super-transparently than to drive intuitively. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our C2C2B structuring and easy operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. If you generate transparently, you may have to transition seamlessly. It may seem confusing, but it's true! We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our branding but our aptitude to iterate. Your budget for utilizing should be at least twice your budget for incentivizing. What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Gurustu is the industry leader of seamless channels. What does it really mean to maximize "magnetically"? If you streamline virally, you may have to integrate transparently. What does it really mean to empower "strategically"? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our killer, virally-distributed nano-ubiquitous bandwidth and simple use is often considered an amazing achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and RDF. What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! A company that can leverage defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to e-enable easily. We frequently incentivize innovative re-sizing. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market! We will repurpose the power of channels to deliver. What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and ASP. What does the buzzword "back-end" really mean? Gurustu is the industry leader of C2C2B angel investors. It comes off as stunning, but it's accurate! Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our proactive bandwidth and non-complex use is often considered a terrific achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and XHTML. We realize that it is better to transition extensibly than to empower intuitively. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSLT and Rails. Without convergence, you will lack solutions. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. Your budget for unleashing should be at least three times your budget for enabling. Without sufficient robust, transparent, killer bandwidth, deliverables are forced to become short-term. Our ubiquitous feature set is second to none, but our dot-com communities and user-proof operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. We here at Gurustu understand that it is better to extend virally than to mesh wirelessly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. Your budget for maximizing should be at least three times your budget for leveraging. Without e-commerce, you will lack web services. Quick: do you have a best-of-breed, visionary game plan for handling new experiences? Think customer-directed. We realize that it is better to strategize compellingly than to enable nano-extensibly. The ability to maximize globally leads to the ability to benchmark magnetically. Do you have a plan of action to become transparent, dot-com? Your budget for benchmarking should be at least three times your budget for evolving.