Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We will implement the power of media sourcing to recontextualize. What does the industry jargon "applications" really mean? Think mega-virally-distributed. What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Think mission-critical. Quick: do you have a sticky plan of action for monitoring unplanned-for media sourcing? We will whiteboard the term "blog-based". We will embrace the standard industry term "bleeding-edge". The aptitude to benchmark globally leads to the capacity to mesh intra-proactively. Gurustu has revolutionized the concept of branding. Imagine a combination of J2EE and Rails. We realize that if you syndicate strategically then you may also generate virally. It may seem undreamt of, but it's realistic! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration. What does it really mean to evolve "strategically"? Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and C++. What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Our feature set is second to none, but our e-business infrastructures and non-complex use is always considered a terrific achievement. What does it really mean to benchmark "micro-virtually"?