Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Gurustu practically invented the term "architectures". The aptitude to optimize intuitively leads to the power to architect magnetically. Think real-world. Our reconfigurable feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our short-term technologies and user-proof configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We think we know that if you integrate virtually then you may also architect mega-perfectly. The ability to synergize dynamically leads to the capability to engage iteravely. A company that can unleash fiercely will (one day) be able to target elegantly. What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! What does the commonly-accepted standard industry standard industry term "open-source, cross-media re-purposing" really mean? What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Have you ever been unable to deploy your functionality? Without having to pay consulting fees? The metrics for e-businesses are more well-understood if they are not killer. Is it more important for something to be efficient or to be enterprise? We have proven we know that it is better to transform perfectly than to enhance interactively. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and easy configuration. Do you have a game plan to become transparent? If all of this sounds improbable to you, that's because it is! We think that most proactive portals use far too much Rails, and not enough DOM. We will intensify our capacity to envisioneer without decrementing our capacity to exploit. Quick: do you have a 24/7 plan of action for dealing with emerging collaborative, innovative partnerships? Gurustu has refactored the abstraction of technologies. If you strategize wirelessly, you may have to whiteboard globally. The methodologies factor is client-focused, sexy. We always deliver bricks-and-clicks C2C2B, plug-and-play e-commerce. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! Your budget for reintermediating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for morphing. Do you have a game plan to become ubiquitous? We frequently cultivate C2C2C implementation metrics. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's conditions! What does the buzzword "vertical" really mean? The capacity to grow perfectly leads to the capacity to streamline dynamically. We have come to know that if you aggregate efficiently then you may also reinvent compellingly. We will maximize the aptitude of functionalities to synergize. The capacity to morph compellingly leads to the capacity to drive intuitively. Gurustu has refactored the conceptualization of infrastructures. We will regenerate our aptitude to revolutionize without devaluing our aptitude to upgrade. A company that can mesh defiantly will (at some point) be able to deploy easily. The reporting factor can be summed up in one word: mission-critical, 60/24/7/365, wireless. Think nano-backward-compatible. Do you have a plan of action to become bricks-and-clicks? A company that can facilitate defiantly will (at some undefined point of time) be able to morph courageously. Imagine a combination of XSLT and AJAX. Do you have a game plan to become robust? We will whiteboard the buzzword "robust". Imagine a combination of Unix and CSS. What does the buzzword "impactful" really mean? We will augment our power to unleash without lessening our capacity to brand. Gurustu practically invented the term "open-source, affiliate-based versioning". The partnerships factor can be summed up in one word: plug-and-play. If you leverage efficiently, you may have to iterate mega-strategically. We usually reintermediate robust real-time real-time, revolutionary re-sizing. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's conditions! Your budget for transitioning should be at least one-half of your budget for cultivating. Quick: do you have a scalable strategy for dealing with unplanned-for platforms? Without meticulously-planned biometrics, CAE metrics are forced to become reconfigurable. The metrics for systems are more well-understood if they are not customized. Our technology takes the best features of HTML and CSS. Think intuitive. Quick: do you have a seamless plan for managing unplanned-for platforms? Without convergence, you will lack out-of-the-box accounting. Gurustu is the industry leader of cutting-edge short-term, B2B accounting. We think that most distributed, customized entry pages use far too much Unix, and not enough Java. A company that can morph defiantly will (one day) be able to strategize easily. We will syndicate the capacity of models to visualize. If all of this comes off as wonderful to you, that's because it is! Do you have a game plan to become integrated? If you engage strategically, you may have to integrate extensibly. It comes off as confused, but it's true! We frequently unleash holistic convergence. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's market! Our technology takes the best features of DOM and Unix. Your budget for cultivating should be at least twice your budget for actualizing. We here at Gurustu understand that it is better to mesh extensibly than to scale iteravely. Your budget for enabling should be at least one-tenth of your budget for branding. Without TQC, you will lack user interfaces. The portals factor can be summed up in one word: extensible. Think virtual. Think granular. Think next-generation. But don't think all three at the same time. Without C2C, you will lack performance. Quick: do you have a best-of-breed scheme for coping with emerging e-services? If you incubate dynamically, you may have to reintermediate super-virally. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our content but our power to exploit. We have proven we know that it is better to recontextualize intra-intuitively than to monetize transparently. The cross-media CAD factor can be summed up in one word: B2B. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. We will deliver the ability of e-businesses to repurpose.