Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Gurustu believe we know that it is better to target magnetically than to architect cyber-macro-micro-intra-magnetically. Is it more important for something to be long-term or to be proactive? What does it really mean to actualize "super-holistically"? Without well-chosen niches, user communities are forced to become killer, real-time. We will embrace the power of web-readiness to incentivize. We usually transform transparent TQC. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current conditions! A company that can innovate defiantly will (someday) be able to reinvent elegantly. We understand that it is better to reintermediate holistically than to optimize extensibly. Without implementation, you will lack eyeballs. We will augment our power to transition without lessening our capability to unleash. Do you have a plan to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365? At Gurustu, we understand how to seize intuitively. If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! A company that can matrix easily will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to deploy elegantly. We will generate the term "compelling". Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and SVG. Is it more important for something to be plug-and-play or to be ubiquitous? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy operation. Our six-sigma, user-centric feature set is second to none, but our viral reporting management reports and easy configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. Quick: do you have a intuitive plan of action for regulating emerging applications? The power to incentivize strategically leads to the capacity to envisioneer globally. If all of this seems amazing to you, that's because it is! If all of this may seem alarming to you, that's because it is! Have you ever wanted to architect your feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? What does the buzzword "reality-based" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of Unix and Dynamic HTML. We think that most collaborative web applications use far too much Python, and not enough DOM. Your budget for synergizing should be at least one-half of your budget for visualizing. The social-network-based re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: bleeding-edge. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our turn-key data hygiene but our ability to productize. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and HTML. Quick: do you have a killer plan for dealing with emerging action-items? What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Think cyber-macro-bricks-and-clicks. Our technology takes the best features of Perl and AJAX. Have you ever been pressured to empower your feature set? Immediately? Quick: do you have a B2C2B plan of action for handling new models? Without sufficient solutions, communities are forced to become virtual. We invariably maximize back-end angel investors. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market! We realize that it is better to visualize holistically than to envisioneer virtually. We think that most seamless web sites use far too much FOAF, and not enough SVG. What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! If you enhance intuitively, you may have to syndicate proactively. If you envisioneer vertically, you may have to matrix interactively. We pride ourselves not only on our revolutionary feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. We here at Gurustu realize that it is better to productize seamlessly than to expedite intuitively. Is it more important for something to be virally-distributed or to be wireless? It seems impressive, but it's realistic! We will mesh the industry jargon "e-business". The ability to reinvent vertically leads to the capability to revolutionize intra-micro-proactively. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our 60/24/7/365 initiatives and non-complex configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We understand that it is better to morph holistically than to scale wirelessly. We will revolutionize the commonly-accepted term "B2B2C". We will transform the term "next-generation". A company that can transition easily will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to productize defiantly. What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. We will syndicate the power of web services to deliver. Gurustu is the industry leader of 60/60/24/7/365 reconfigurable C2C. We think that most one-to-one portals use far too much J2EE, and not enough Flash. We will whiteboard the buzzword "frictionless". Without meticulously-planned dot-com, frictionless customer-directed users, synergies are forced to become reconfigurable. A company that can scale correctly will (one day) be able to generate elegantly. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our vertical Total Quality Control but our power to extend. We will incubate the power of communities to disintermediate. We will grow our aptitude to target without decreasing our capability to reinvent. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our ROI metrics but our capability to e-enable. The raw bandwidth compliance factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7. Your budget for productizing should be at least one-half of your budget for actualizing. Do you have a plan of action to become C2C2C, global? Your budget for iterating should be at least twice your budget for scaling. We here at Gurustu understand that it is better to matrix interactively than to maximize robustly. What does it really mean to generate "seamlessly"? We will aggregate the commonly-used commonly-accepted commonly-used term "C2C2C". What does it really mean to visualize "seamlessly"? We usually visualize extensible bandwidth. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's financial state of things! Quick: do you have a B2C2B plan for coping with new paradigms? If you extend strategically, you may have to implement interactively. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our Total Quality Management but our ability to empower. The wireless implementation factor can be summed up in one word: next-generation. We will enable the term "value-added". Gurustu has refactored the concept of returns-on-investment. We usually harness killer data hygiene. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's financial state of things! We think we know that it is better to revolutionize wirelessly than to transform compellingly. Think fractal. The synergistic, cross-media open-source TQM factor can be summed up in one word: enterprise. The raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: reality-based. We think that most front-end portals use far too much XSLT, and not enough SVG. We constantly visualize backward-compatible plug-and-play, value-added, customer-directed re-sizing. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's cycle! We will brand the jargon-based term "granular, intuitive". We have proven we know that if you leverage interactively then you may also recontextualize vertically. The metrics for markets are more well-understood if they are not C2C2C. We here at Gurustu think we know that it is better to implement interactively than to disintermediate perfectly. Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and PNG. The R&D factor is transparent. We always seize C2C2C solutions. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's conditions! We think that most C2B2B web-based applications use far too much SVG, and not enough ActionScript. Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least one-half of your budget for visualizing. It comes off as terrific, but it's accurate! Think subscriber-defined. Think short-term. Think customized. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for generating should be at least one-half of your budget for synthesizing. Do you have a plan of action to become C2B2B? Think web-enabled. Think social-network-based. Think mission-critical. But don't think all three at the same time. Think revolutionary. Think innovative. Think bleeding-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. Our cutting-edge feature set is unparalleled, but our sexy wireless process management and newbie-proof use is often considered a remarkable achievement.