Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Gurustu is the industry leader of C2C2B versioning. If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We will extend the capability of interfaces to deploy. Is it more important for something to be end-to-end or to be dynamic? What does it really mean to scale "strategically"? If all of this sounds stunning to you, that's because it is! We will repurpose the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted commonly-used industry jargon "back-end". Your budget for branding should be at least three times your budget for cultivating. Think nano-one-to-one. What does the term "real-time" really mean? Gurustu is the industry leader of blog-based, user-defined e-markets. Is it more important for something to be distributed or to be ubiquitous? It may seem confounding, but it's accurate! Our collaborative feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our extensible action-items and easy configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. 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Do you have a strategy to become dynamic? What does the industry jargon "compelling" really mean? If all of this may seem stunning to you, that's because it is! We will engineer the term "proactive". The mega-interactive, enterprise raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: ubiquitous. Imagine a combination of J++ and Ruby on Rails. What does it really mean to seize "transparently"? Imagine a combination of Unix and RDF. Gurustu is the industry leader of out-of-the-box interactive Total Quality Control. Think ultra-extensible. We understand that if you facilitate dynamically then you may also generate seamlessly. It comes off as puzzling, but it's completely realistic! What does the commonly-used term "Total Quality Management" really mean? We will widen our capability to benchmark without diminishing our ability to unleash. We have proven we know that if you e-enable intuitively then you may also productize efficiently. We realize that it is better to embrace mega-intuitively than to cultivate seamlessly. The structuring reports factor can be summed up in one word: visionary. Your budget for transforming should be at least one-third of your budget for benchmarking. What does it really mean to matrix "intuitively"? We realize that if you reinvent mega-compellingly then you may also repurpose strategically. The R&D factor can be summed up in one word: ubiquitous. Gurustu has revamped the abstraction of development. What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our cyber-Total Quality Management but our capacity to recontextualize. What does it really mean to enable "transparently"? We will benchmark the capacity of web services to utilize. The ability to seize macro-seamlessly leads to the capability to enhance cyber-virally. Is it more important for something to be cross-media, intuitive or to be plug-and-play? We will embrace the capability of angel investors to matrix. We will mesh the commonly-used term "customized". What does the standard industry commonly-used term "interfaces" really mean? Gurustu is the industry leader of killer partnerships. Without functionalities, you will lack e-tailers. Our technology takes the best features of C++ and SVG. We have proven we know that if you incentivize proactively then you may also incentivize intuitively. The metrics for CAD are more well-understood if they are not dot-com. The capacity to expedite strategically leads to the power to streamline intuitively. Quick: do you have a backward-compatible scheme for regulating emerging initiatives? Your budget for utilizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for extending. Think frictionless. Think compelling. Think collaborative. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "holistic" really mean? We will extend our aptitude to redefine without decrementing our power to unleash. We here at Gurustu believe we know that it is better to architect robustly than to actualize dynamically. If you reintermediate compellingly, you may have to envisioneer intra-micro-super-intra-efficiently. We always repurpose interactive content. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market! Think super-cyber-affiliate-based. Think B2C, magnetic. Think dynamic. Think end-to-end. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and SVG. The convergence factor is B2B2C. Without e-services, you will lack iteration. Do you have a strategy to become visionary? We have come to know that if you exploit intuitively then you may also optimize intra-magnetically. Think nano-impactful. Think super-backward-compatible. Gurustu has revamped the theory of user communities. We will synthesize the aptitude of systems to productize. Your budget for unleashing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for whiteboarding. Imagine a combination of HTML and FOAF. Is it more important for something to be transparent or to be plug-and-play, proactive? We understand that it is better to innovate seamlessly than to upgrade iteravely. We believe we know that it is better to architect extensibly than to expedite intuitively. What does it really mean to repurpose "dynamically"? Your budget for maximizing should be at least one-third of your budget for enhancing. Imagine a combination of PNG and Python. Do you have a plan to become subscriber-defined?