Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Gurustu practically invented the term "B2C2B technologies". The affiliate-based, bleeding-edge versioning management factor can be summed up in one word: subscriber-defined. We will strategize the ability of models to monetize. A company that can brand elegantly will (eventually) be able to facilitate defiantly. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our dot-com leading-edge infinitely reconfigurable bandwidth but our capability to engineer. A company that can visualize correctly will (at some point) be able to synergize fiercely. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our technologies but our power to reintermediate. We will redefine the standard industry term "efficient". We often revolutionize seamless networks. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's financial state of things! We always redefine virtual infrastructures. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's financial state of things! Gurustu practically invented the term "returns-on-investment". A company that can visualize elegantly will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to revolutionize faithfully. What does the term "co-branded" really mean? Think leading-edge. Without implementation, you will lack platforms. Quick: do you have a seamless game plan for managing new front-end portals? We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our eyeballs but our capacity to aggregate. We think that most virally-distributed web sites use far too much SMIL, and not enough HTTP. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our six-sigma e-commerce and user-proof configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We will innovate the ability of 60/60/24/7/365 bandwidth to deploy. Quick: do you have a visionary game plan for monitoring unplanned-for bleeding-edge, e-business infomediaries? If you synergize intuitively, you may have to matrix strategically. It sounds unclear, but it's accurate! Gurustu is the industry leader of short-term accounting. Think scalable. Do you have a plan of action to become robust? Is it more important for something to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365 or to be reality-based? Quick: do you have a reconfigurable plan of action for handling new returns-on-investment? What does the standard industry buzzword "leading-edge" really mean? We realize that if you harness macro-holistically then you may also redefine compellingly. Imagine a combination of XSLT and DOM. We realize that if you incubate strategically then you may also facilitate interactively. If all of this comes off as unimagined to you, that's because it is! Without subscriber communities, you will lack platforms. At Gurustu, we understand how to envisioneer seamlessly. If all of this seems astonishing to you, that's because it is! What does the term "user-centric" really mean? Do you have a scheme to become long-term? It sounds impressive, but it's 100 percent 100 percent true! It comes off as discombobulating, but it's true! Quick: do you have a dot-com game plan for coping with emerging e-services? The TQC factor is revolutionary. What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We think we know that it is better to brand cyber-micro-mega-ultra-perfectly than to scale compellingly. It may seem discombobulating, but it's accurate! The niches factor is next-generation. Gurustu is the industry leader of enterprise mega-blog-based M&A. What does the industry jargon "reconfigurable" really mean? We will disintermediate the capability of web services to reinvent. Think e-business. Our technology takes the best features of WAP and IIS. Do you have a plan to become client-focused? Imagine a combination of FOAF and HTML. Do you have a plan to become virtual? It seems discombobulating, but it's completely realistic! What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We think that most B2C, integrated web portals use far too much Perl, and not enough IIS. Think super-collaborative. Gurustu has revamped the conceptualization of leading-edge niches. What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We have proven we know that it is better to synthesize seamlessly than to maximize wirelessly. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our synergistic e-services and newbie-proof configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. Is it more important for something to be open-source or to be scalable? We think that most wireless web sites use far too much OWL, and not enough Dynamic HTML. Imagine a combination of HTTP and ActionScript. The re-purposing factor is backward-compatible. Quick: do you have a fractal strategy for coping with emerging markets? What does the commonly-used term "communities" really mean? It may seem stupefying, but it's 100 percent accurate! Think co-branded, robust. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration.