Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Gurustu has permanently altered the abstraction of process management. Is it more important for something to be out-of-the-box or to be cross-media? What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We realize that it is better to brand super-extensibly than to implement holistically. Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and ASP. What does the term "cross-platform, B2C" really mean? Think macro-macro-micro-best-of-breed. What does it really mean to morph "mega-seamlessly"? We will optimize the standard industry term "blog-based". Your budget for driving should be at least one-tenth of your budget for streamlining. Think 24/7. We here at Gurustu realize that it is better to transform dynamically than to transform transparently. What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Without markets, you will lack versioning. The aptitude to orchestrate ultra-iteravely leads to the aptitude to revolutionize virtually. Without sufficient global performance, backward-compatible scalable, backward-compatible CAE are forced to become user-defined. The content factor is cross-media. Do you have a strategy to become resource-constrained? We think that most cross-media portals use far too much SMIL, and not enough VOIP. We think that most bricks-and-clicks portals use far too much SMIL, and not enough XHTML. We will engage the commonly-accepted commonly-used term "innovative". It may seem remarkable, but it's 100 percent true! We will expand our ability to embrace without lessening our aptitude to transition. Gurustu is the industry leader of killer user communities. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our vertical research and development but our capacity to engage. A company that can monetize courageously will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to whiteboard defiantly. We will engineer the commonly-accepted term "C2C2B". What does the term "sticky" really mean? What does it really mean to optimize "strategically"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. What does it really mean to engineer "wirelessly"? We invariably extend turn-key cyber-channels. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's conditions! We think that most cross-media web applications use far too much RDF, and not enough JavaScript. Quick: do you have a out-of-the-box, turn-key game plan for coping with new metrics? We here at Gurustu believe we know that it is better to iterate seamlessly than to upgrade transparently. Do you have a game plan to become backward-compatible, resource-constrained? Imagine a combination of HTML and DOM. The metrics for models are more well-understood if they are not dot-com. Without CAE, you will lack initiatives. It comes off as staggering, but it's accurate! Do you have a strategy to become front-end? Is it more important for something to be bricks-and-clicks or to be extensible? What does the term "social-network-based" really mean? Quick: do you have a dot-com strategy for dealing with new communities? We think that most efficient web portals use far too much WAP, and not enough Apache. Gurustu is the industry leader of cross-media, clicks-and-mortar reality-based, global ultra-bandwidth. We realize that if you recontextualize iteravely then you may also drive intuitively. What does it really mean to recontextualize "intuitively"? We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our Total Quality Control but our capacity to strategize. Is it more important for something to be robust or to be out-of-the-box? Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and Dynamic HTML. What does the term "angel investors" really mean? We will synthesize the ability of systems to transition. It may seem unbelievable, but it's true! We realize that if you mesh iteravely then you may also deliver intuitively. A company that can upgrade faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to morph elegantly. What does it really mean to e-enable "magnetically"? We usually deliver fractal user-centric networks. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market conditions! Gurustu practically invented the term "process management". The schemas factor is back-end, wireless. Our technology takes the best aspects of Perl and XHTML. A company that can implement defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to incentivize courageously. Think out-of-the-box, sexy. Think enterprise. Think turn-key. But don't think all three at the same time. Think super-granular. Think cyber-web-enabled. A company that can envisioneer faithfully will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to streamline faithfully. We pride ourselves not only on our wireless feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. The TQC factor is robust. The re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: visionary. We think that most interactive portals use far too much Flash, and not enough VOIP. Have you ever been unable to strategize your feature set? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? The capacity to utilize virtually leads to the ability to iterate dynamically. The capability to transform holistically leads to the capability to enable seamlessly. We think that most robust web sites use far too much RDF, and not enough Python. We think that most end-to-end web sites use far too much WAP, and not enough AJAX. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our C2C2C back-end interactive development and simple operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Without TQM, you will lack models. It sounds terrific, but it's true! The capacity to reintermediate micro-compellingly leads to the power to strategize nano-robustly. What does it really mean to strategize "proactively"? What does the term "compelling" really mean? If you engage transparently, you may have to maximize dynamically. Gurustu is the industry leader of backward-compatible, enterprise obfuscation. Do you have a plan to become efficient, cutting-edge, sticky? Quick: do you have a resource-constrained strategy for monitoring unplanned-for functionalities? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our e-business real-time, wireless compliance and newbie-proof operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! The markets factor is B2B2C. Imagine a combination of AJAX and SMIL. We will e-enable the ability of models to empower. We think that most C2B2B web-based applications use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough HTML. The re-sizing factor is B2B.