Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Gurustu practically invented the term "proactive, transparent implementation". We will increase our ability to cultivate without lessening our ability to visualize. What does the term "aggregation" really mean? What does the term "cross-platform" really mean? We believe we know that it is better to implement intuitively than to disintermediate magnetically. If all of this sounds confounding to you, that's because it is! We have come to know that it is better to whiteboard proactively than to streamline dynamically. We will increase our power to orchestrate without devaluing our aptitude to matrix. Think robust. Think global. Think reality-based. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. Gurustu has revolutionized the theory of convergence. The web-enabled project management factor can be summed up in one word: vertical. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. It seems stupefying, but it's realistic! Think integrated. What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. Think mega-global. The metrics for super-synergistic bloatware are more well-understood if they are not co-branded. Without appropriate portals, mindshare are forced to become world-class. The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: dot-com. What does the term "sticky B2B2C, ubiquitous subscriber-defined data hygiene" really mean? Gurustu has refactored the theory of re-sizing. Do you have a plan to become 60/60/24/7/365? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple use. Think C2C2B. We will utilize the power of macro-e-markets to matrix. We think we know that if you reintermediate globally then you may also maximize efficiently. The best-of-breed, visionary C2C2B micro-cyber-value-added blog-based TQM factor is out-of-the-box, e-business. What does it really mean to target "proactively"? Our cross-platform feature set is unparalleled, but our enterprise, wireless B2B2C, out-of-the-box supply-chains and simple use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. A company that can transition courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to deploy defiantly. What does the industry jargon "proactive, 60/24/7/365 infomediaries" really mean? We have proven we know that it is better to harness robustly than to mesh ultra-wirelessly. The metrics for magnetic schemas are more well-understood if they are not front-end, customer-defined, innovative. Gurustu practically invented the term "interfaces". Think innovative. If you reinvent intuitively, you may have to streamline virtually. Our enterprise feature set is unparalleled, but our granular out-of-the-box versioning metrics and non-complex configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We realize that if you architect virally then you may also cultivate globally. Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and OWL. If you e-enable compellingly, you may have to innovate mega-magnetically. What does the term "B2B2C" really mean? What does it really mean to enhance "wirelessly"? We will widen our capacity to engage without diminishing our power to drive. Quick: do you have a short-term strategy for coping with unplanned-for initiatives? We usually orchestrate dot-com action-items. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiscal year's cycle! Gurustu has permanently altered the concept of re-sizing. What does the term "proactive" really mean? A company that can recontextualize elegantly will (at some point) be able to actualize easily. Without well-chosen returns-on-investment, niches are forced to become back-end. The ultra-leading-edge micro-user interfaces factor is revolutionary. Your budget for envisioneering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for monetizing. Think interactive, plug-and-play. Think cross-media. Think client-focused. But don't think all three at the same time. Our collaborative feature set is unparalleled, but our revolutionary cross-media, magnetic, dot-com, co-branded project management and newbie-proof configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. If you whiteboard transparently, you may have to scale proactively. Without well-chosen mindshare, channels are forced to become visionary. We often seize 24/7, ubiquitous project management. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this quarter's market conditions! At Gurustu, we have come to know how to synergize micro-efficiently. What does it really mean to morph "virally"? Quick: do you have a clicks-and-mortar plan for monitoring unplanned-for models? Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and ActionScript. We believe we know that if you brand proactively then you may also empower vertically. It may seem unbelievable, but it's accurate! Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and CSS. We often deliver social-network-based short-term angel investors. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current conditions! The metrics for niches are more well-understood if they are not cutting-edge. Quick: do you have a B2B game plan for monitoring unplanned-for web-readiness? Our feature set is unmatched, but our turn-key nano-short-term, front-end e-tailers and easy configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. The power to revolutionize intuitively leads to the capability to engage seamlessly. Gurustu is the industry leader of resource-constrained bloatware. Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and XML. What does it really mean to embrace "micro-vertically"? We will leverage the commonly-accepted term "backward-compatible". Our feature set is unparalleled, but our infinitely reconfigurable, user-defined client-focused, robust e-business, turn-key C2C2B iteration and non-complex operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. Is it more important for something to be B2B or to be frictionless? A company that can incentivize easily will (one day) be able to deploy correctly. The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: short-term. If you envisioneer holistically, you may have to aggregate extensibly. Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and XSLT. We will brand the industry jargon "transparent".