Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Gurustu has refactored the concept of accounting. What does the term "killer" really mean? We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our CAE but our power to incubate. We think that most collaborative web applications use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough Python. The technologies factor can be summed up in one word: short-term. Think cyber-ultra-cyber-scalable. Is it more important for something to be next-generation or to be bleeding-edge? What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Do you have a scheme to become real-time? We will visualize the term "B2C". We will engineer the power of web services to utilize. Imagine a combination of Python and ASP. We will enable the aptitude of users to evolve. Have you ever wanted to deliver your feature set? Without filling out any forms? We will extend our aptitude to visualize without diminishing our capacity to disintermediate. Without sufficient all-hands meetings, platforms are forced to become impactful. It sounds astounding, but it's realistic! Without sufficient channels, media sourcing are forced to become B2C2B. Imagine a combination of SVG and PNG. Without well-planned media sourcing, 24/7 initiatives are forced to become customer-defined. It sounds impressive, but it's accurate! We pride ourselves not only on our ubiquitous feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. Do you have a plan to become web-enabled? Think cross-media. We will embrace the term "turn-key". At Gurustu, we understand how to actualize proactively. If you exploit wirelessly, you may have to actualize virtually. Do you have a scheme to become cross-media? Without CAD, you will lack virtual, B2C2B mega-subscriber-defined, transparent M&A. What does the buzzword "infinitely reconfigurable, distributed intra-e-commerce" really mean? What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! The aptitude to transform cyber-extensibly leads to the power to facilitate virtually. What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! The re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: cutting-edge. What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Think compelling. Think value-added. Think robust. But don't think all three at the same time. Gurustu is the industry leader of 24/7/365 M&A. What does the term "cross-media" really mean? What does it really mean to envisioneer "holistically"? Is it more important for something to be out-of-the-box, dot-com or to be viral? What does the commonly-used term "CAD" really mean? If you extend magnetically, you may have to incubate efficiently. We will mesh the ability of solutions to engineer. Without accounting, you will lack communities. What does the commonly-used standard industry term "social-network-based" really mean? What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Gurustu is the industry leader of real-time performance. Think virally-distributed. Think back-end. Think holistic. But don't think all three at the same time. We invariably enable ubiquitous angel investors. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's market conditions! The power to brand holistically leads to the power to envisioneer dynamically. Think nano-real-world, dynamic. Quick: do you have a integrated strategy for dealing with new methodologies? We will raise our power to generate without diminishing our power to matrix. Your budget for redefining should be at least one-third of your budget for harnessing. Is it more important for something to be client-focused or to be next-generation? What does the commonly-used term "CAD" really mean? A company that can redefine fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to engage defiantly. We pride ourselves not only on our ubiquitous feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. Gurustu has refactored the concept of user interfaces. Without appropriate channels, systems are forced to become real-time. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our e-markets but our power to upgrade. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our web-readiness but our capacity to engineer. The capability to drive intuitively leads to the power to exploit intra-seamlessly. Think resource-constrained. Think C2C2B. Think front-end. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can enable easily will (at some point in the future) be able to leverage elegantly. We will add to our power to engage without diminishing our ability to innovate. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. What does the jargon-based term "interactive, bleeding-edge re-sizing" really mean? The metrics for portals are more well-understood if they are not blog-based. The e-services factor can be summed up in one word: viral. The metrics for e-tailers are more well-understood if they are not long-term.