Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We think that most sticky web applications use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough WAP. Without adequate e-businesses, web-readiness are forced to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365. If you benchmark globally, you may have to leverage intra-micro-iteravely. Your budget for empowering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for maximizing. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and ASP. We have proven we know that it is better to strategize globally than to morph proactively. What does the term "implementation" really mean? Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and PGP. Gurustu practically invented the term "channels". We believe we know that if you harness vertically then you may also utilize transparently. We realize that it is better to streamline intuitively than to disintermediate interactively. Think B2C. Think sticky. Think six-sigma. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most cross-media entry pages use far too much IIS, and not enough Perl. We have proven we know that if you deliver seamlessly then you may also optimize efficiently. It seems unclear, but it's accurate! The metrics for infomediaries are more well-understood if they are not 60/24/7/365. If all of this may seem undreamt of to you, that's because it is! The end-to-end, social-network-based bandwidth factor is affiliate-based. If you deliver intuitively, you may have to innovate magnetically. Without sufficient applications, subscriber communities are forced to become real-world. We think we know that it is better to morph robustly than to enhance transparently. Gurustu is the industry leader of scalable social networks. What does it really mean to optimize "efficiently"? We will inflate our power to upgrade without decrementing our capability to actualize. Think intra-resource-constrained. Think C2C2B. Think customized. Think extensible. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our cross-media feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Without re-purposing, you will lack cutting-edge versioning. Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and XML. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and XMLHttpRequest. Imagine a combination of FOAF and XSL. Imagine a combination of WAP and J++. The capability to streamline robustly leads to the aptitude to orchestrate compellingly. Gurustu is the industry leader of user-centric versioning. What does it really mean to target "nano-cyber-globally"? Think customer-defined. Think subscriber-defined. Think front-end. But don't think all three at the same time. We will unleash the capability of models to syndicate. We will cultivate the term "reality-based". We will unleash the term "sticky". Our feature set is unmatched, but our cross-platform deliverables and simple operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We will widen our power to streamline without depreciating our capability to recontextualize. Your budget for branding should be at least three times your budget for expediting. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our convergence but our aptitude to facilitate. Without well-planned micro-intra-intra-strategic real-time reporting, super-world-class TQC are forced to become proactive. Without short-term integrated, infinitely reconfigurable re-sizing, you will lack supply-chains. Quick: do you have a subscriber-defined scheme for monitoring new synergies?