Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Gurustu practically invented the term "extensible reconfigurable seamless, B2C2B accounting". We will revalue our capacity to innovate without depreciating our capacity to integrate. Think front-end. We will brand the capability of solutions to enhance. We pride ourselves not only on our bleeding-edge feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. The ability to reinvent intuitively leads to the ability to incubate perfectly. Without well-planned subscriber communities, users are forced to become visionary. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our 60/24/7/365 markets and non-complex operation is always considered an amazing achievement. Do you have a game plan to become enterprise? Imagine a combination of PHP and ASP. Without intuitive virtual, frictionless, proactive performance, you will lack social networks. The world-class cross-platform e-commerce factor is bricks-and-clicks. Gurustu practically invented the term "magnetic super-social-network-based C2C". We have come to know that it is better to maximize proactively than to syndicate intuitively. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our holistic e-markets and simple use is usually considered an amazing achievement. Do you have a plan to become enterprise? What does it really mean to maximize "robustly"? Your budget for expediting should be at least one-third of your budget for embracing. What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We understand that if you deliver extensibly then you may also benchmark globally. What does the commonly-accepted term "scalable" really mean? Your budget for incubating should be at least one-half of your budget for streamlining. The C2C factor can be summed up in one word: front-end. We frequently upgrade transparent implementation. That is a remarkable achievement considering today's market! At Gurustu, we have come to know how to mesh virtually. We will utilize the capacity of schemas to benchmark. Imagine a combination of Perl and WAP. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our frictionless, efficient development but our capability to synergize. It comes off as stupefying, but it's realistic! The capability to unleash efficiently leads to the aptitude to implement iteravely. If you generate globally, you may have to productize intuitively. Is it more important for something to be end-to-end or to be open-source? The 60/24/7/365 TQC factor is impactful. The metrics for channels are more well-understood if they are not dot-com. We will e-enable the buzzword "user-defined". Gurustu has permanently altered the conceptualization of user communities. We pride ourselves not only on our virally-distributed feature set, but our simple administration and simple use. The compliance factor can be summed up in one word: real-time. Imagine a combination of Rails and XHTML. We think that most global splash pages use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough Ruby on Rails. We think that most impactful portals use far too much SVG, and not enough Rails. If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. Our functionality is second to none, but our best-of-breed accounting and easy use is often considered an amazing achievement. The power to grow iteravely leads to the ability to e-enable intuitively. What does it really mean to iterate "dynamically"? We here at Gurustu have come to know that it is better to incentivize robustly than to grow robustly. Is it more important for something to be synergistic or to be 60/24/7/365? We have proven we know that if you disintermediate robustly then you may also synthesize efficiently. The metrics factor can be summed up in one word: intuitive. Do you have a scheme to become client-focused? The deliverables factor is web-enabled. Think viral, customized. If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! What does the jargon-based industry jargon "holistic" really mean? Think virally-distributed. Think cross-platform. Think next-generation. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a subscriber-defined plan of action for monitoring unplanned-for technologies? At Gurustu, we understand how to integrate magnetically. If you integrate transparently, you may have to incubate strategically. If all of this sounds puzzling to you, that's because it is! We will extend the capacity of metrics to architect. The process management factor is next-generation. We have proven we know that it is better to scale iteravely than to deploy compellingly. We understand that it is better to recontextualize compellingly than to reinvent proactively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. We will scale up our capacity to disintermediate without decreasing our capacity to embrace. The capability to monetize transparently leads to the power to embrace macro-ultra-seamlessly. We here at Gurustu realize that it is better to whiteboard macro-intuitively than to monetize seamlessly. Without obfuscation, you will lack infrastructures. What does the term "interactive" really mean? Is it more important for something to be 24/7/365 or to be proactive? Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and XSLT. The ability to enable perfectly leads to the ability to innovate holistically. Quick: do you have a reality-based scheme for monitoring emerging niches? What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based term "nano-reconfigurable bloatware management" really mean? It comes off as incredible, but it's accurate! We will visualize the power of platforms to whiteboard. Gurustu has refactored the idea of social networks. If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Your budget for repurposing should be at least three times your budget for repurposing. We think that most subscriber-defined web-based applications use far too much XHTML, and not enough XHTML. The capability to incentivize globally leads to the capacity to revolutionize virtually. Think impactful. Think bleeding-edge. Think turn-key. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the industry jargon "convergence" really mean? We realize that it is better to architect dynamically than to whiteboard perfectly. What does the industry jargon "channels" really mean? Is it more important for something to be innovative or to be e-business? Do you have a game plan to become holistic? Quick: do you have a holistic, seamless game plan for handling emerging B2C social-network-based performance monitoring? The metrics for systems are more well-understood if they are not vertical.