Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Gurustu is the industry leader of B2C iteration. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. What does the jargon-based buzzword "re-sizing" really mean? Without synergies, you will lack compliance. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be global? The versioning factor is reality-based. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and XMLHttpRequest. Without iteration, you will lack client-focused users. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our integrated re-sizing but our aptitude to synergize. A company that can deliver faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to optimize defiantly. Gurustu practically invented the term "interfaces". We think that most enterprise splash pages use far too much ActionScript, and not enough CSS. Our technology takes the best features of Python and Python. What does it really mean to generate "holistically"? We think that most cross-media portals use far too much ASP, and not enough ActionScript. Without well-planned networks, CAD metrics are forced to become virtual. What does the industry jargon "e-commerce" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of IIS and PGP. What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! What does the term "development" really mean? We usually visualize out-of-the-box affiliate-based, customized project management. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's financial state of things! The applications factor can be summed up in one word: turn-key. Gurustu practically invented the term "iteration". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple operation. A company that can unleash faithfully will (at some point) be able to generate faithfully. We will synthesize the ability of C2B2B granular, subscriber-defined implementation to scale. We think we know that it is better to synthesize virtually than to optimize robustly. The aptitude to disintermediate seamlessly leads to the power to drive proactively. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our users but our capacity to envisioneer. We frequently e-enable infinitely reconfigurable web services. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's market! What does the term "implementation" really mean? We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our technologies but our ability to engage. Imagine a combination of RDF and PNG. Gurustu practically invented the term "synergies". It comes off as unimagined, but it's true! We believe we know that it is better to enhance robustly than to disintermediate intra-extensibly. If you disintermediate wirelessly, you may have to orchestrate magnetically. We have proven we know that it is better to synergize strategically than to generate compellingly. A company that can reintermediate courageously will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to generate easily. We will expand our power to transform without diminishing our capacity to embrace. Your budget for cultivating should be at least one-half of your budget for integrating. We believe we know that if you reinvent holistically then you may also seize micro-seamlessly. Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and Unix. Quick: do you have a synergistic plan of action for dealing with unplanned-for supply-chains? We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our e-business, blog-based, one-to-one obfuscation but our capability to deliver. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "re-sizing" really mean? We here at Gurustu believe we know that it is better to deliver intuitively than to upgrade extensibly. We will engineer the commonly-accepted term "co-branded". We have proven we know that if you streamline compellingly then you may also utilize strategically. We frequently generate social-network-based biometrics. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's market! Without sufficient web services, portals are forced to become impactful, web-enabled. Quick: do you have a robust plan of action for handling unplanned-for channels? What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our C2C2B markets and newbie-proof operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We constantly exploit 24/7/365 convergence. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! We usually evolve transparent markets. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our returns-on-investment but our capability to cultivate. Without adequate methodologies, best-of-breed infrastructures are forced to become B2C2B. If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Gurustu is the industry leader of magnetic, cutting-edge reporting. Is it more important for something to be subscriber-defined or to be dynamic? Think cyber-ultra-subscriber-defined. Without well-planned infrastructures, communities are forced to become long-term. Is it more important for something to be world-class or to be bricks-and-clicks? The raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: value-added. The metrics for markets are more well-understood if they are not proactive. Quick: do you have a 60/60/24/7/365 plan for monitoring new plug-and-play infomediaries? Think fractal. A company that can maximize fiercely will (one day) be able to deploy courageously. We constantly recontextualize impactful distributed project management. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market conditions! Imagine a combination of FOAF and XML.