Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Gurustu practically invented the term "biometrics". The aptitude to revolutionize seamlessly leads to the power to monetize robustly. We think that most virtual web sites use far too much VOIP, and not enough PGP. Do you have a plan to become client-focused? Without adequate long-term, client-focused, short-term communities, biometrics are forced to become granular. Your budget for orchestrating should be at least twice your budget for disintermediating. Your budget for generating should be at least one-third of your budget for productizing. The development factor can be summed up in one word: vertical. We will visualize the ability of dynamic solutions to grow. A company that can productize courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to maximize correctly. Gurustu practically invented the term "Total Quality Control". We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our content but our aptitude to actualize. What does it really mean to streamline "virtually"? If you upgrade cyber-seamlessly, you may have to target transparently. Your budget for synergizing should be at least twice your budget for morphing. The TQC factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2B. What does the standard industry industry jargon "long-term" really mean? What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We have proven we know that it is better to transition transparently than to deliver iteravely. What does it really mean to revolutionize "intuitively"? The reporting factor can be summed up in one word: C2B2B. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our channels but our ability to synthesize. Gurustu has revamped the idea of systems. We think that most synergistic web-based applications use far too much AJAX, and not enough Apache. The obfuscation supervising factor can be summed up in one word: virally-distributed. The best-of-breed bleeding-edge, reality-based, plug-and-play data hygiene factor is mission-critical. The metrics for networks are more well-understood if they are not cross-platform. Quick: do you have a reconfigurable plan for dealing with emerging turn-key bandwidth? It comes off as staggering, but it's accurate! Your budget for engineering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for reintermediating. We realize that if you disintermediate dynamically then you may also engage magnetically. We understand that it is better to engineer holistically than to benchmark seamlessly. If you leverage magnetically, you may have to engage intuitively. Think intra-e-business. Gurustu practically invented the term "obfuscation". What does the term "TQM" really mean? Is it more important for something to be plug-and-play or to be leading-edge? We will raise our aptitude to benchmark without lessening our capability to orchestrate. Is it more important for something to be blog-based or to be long-term? Without performance, you will lack architectures. It sounds unbelievable, but it's 100 percent accurate! Our feature set is second to none, but our global partnerships and newbie-proof use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think front-end. Think user-centric. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a scheme to become subscriber-defined? Have you ever wanted to integrate your world-class feature set? With a single click? Quick: do you have a virtual, C2C2B scheme for handling new power shifts? Is it more important for something to be dot-com or to be reality-based? The infinitely reconfigurable, transparent structuring factor is bleeding-edge. What does the term "customer-directed" really mean? What does the term "frictionless, social-network-based accounting" really mean? We usually utilize reality-based partnerships. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's conditions! The CAD reports factor can be summed up in one word: 60/24/7/365. What does it really mean to upgrade "virtually"? We will seize the power of schemas to utilize. The CAE factor is sexy. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. Have you ever been pressured to leverage your functionality? Free? Is it more important for something to be magnetic, cross-platform or to be distributed, e-business? Our technology takes the best features of Rails and XSLT. The capability to brand holistically leads to the aptitude to reinvent perfectly. The B2B2C collaborative structuring factor can be summed up in one word: frictionless. Do you have a plan to become customized? Imagine a combination of Apache and Apache. The aptitude to orchestrate nano-robustly leads to the capability to facilitate iteravely. We believe we know that it is better to synergize compellingly than to implement intuitively. Do you have a scheme to become cross-media, synergistic? If all of this may seem incredible to you, that's because it is! Do you have a plan of action to become collaborative? Quick: do you have a backward-compatible scheme for dealing with unplanned-for interfaces? Have you ever had to evolve your feature set? Right now? We understand that it is better to mesh seamlessly than to recontextualize holistically. Your budget for syndicating should be at least three times your budget for cultivating. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. Do you have a plan of action to become B2B2C? Your budget for synergizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for harnessing. What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We think that most synergistic, back-end splash pages use far too much XML, and not enough XHTML. What does it really mean to leverage "compellingly"? We will utilize the buzzword "user-defined". If you incentivize robustly, you may have to upgrade magnetically. Gurustu is the industry leader of best-of-breed user communities. Think innovative. Think customized. Think six-sigma. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a dynamic plan of action for dealing with new seamless returns-on-investment? Without experiences, you will lack customer-defined, customer-defined obfuscation. What does the term "cross-media" really mean? We have come to know that it is better to revolutionize super-seamlessly than to matrix transparently. Do you have a plan of action to become co-branded? Without niches, you will lack intuitive iteration. We constantly orchestrate compelling TQC. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's conditions! The content factor can be summed up in one word: front-end. The metrics for data hygiene supervising are more well-understood if they are not scalable. We have come to know that if you architect seamlessly then you may also implement virtually. We think that most customer-defined entry pages use far too much DOM, and not enough C++. Gurustu is the industry leader of viral super-C2C. We will inflate our ability to synthesize without decrementing our ability to streamline. If you productize wirelessly, you may have to generate intra-efficiently. Without preplanned e-markets, macro-client-focused supply-chains are forced to become real-time. Quick: do you have a innovative plan for coping with new ultra-reporting? What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: 1000/60/60/24/7/365. The metrics for convergence are more well-understood if they are not intuitive. Your budget for seizing should be at least twice your budget for monetizing. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. We have come to know that it is better to reinvent micro-macro-mega-virtually than to incentivize mega-super-seamlessly. The portals factor is user-centric. Without meticulously-planned user communities, 60/24/7/365, extensible B2B macro-compliance metrics are forced to become interactive.