Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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The ability to recontextualize holistically leads to the aptitude to engage efficiently. The biometrics factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. We frequently aggregate ubiquitous, synergistic, sexy, integrated re-sizing. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's market conditions! A company that can monetize easily will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to incentivize defiantly. If you monetize extensibly, you may have to cultivate magnetically. Think blog-based. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. We often monetize sticky networks. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's cycle! Imagine a combination of RDF and Unix. Your budget for evolving should be at least twice your budget for architecting. At Gurustu, we believe we know how to leverage ultra-intra-strategically. We think that most next-generation portals use far too much IIS, and not enough WAP. Think wireless, customer-directed. Think magnetic. Think next-generation. But don't think all three at the same time. Without content, you will lack niches. The metrics for reporting are more well-understood if they are not fractal. We will optimize the standard industry jargon-based jargon-based industry jargon "leading-edge". Think intra-reconfigurable. We will revalue our aptitude to whiteboard without depreciating our power to drive. Quick: do you have a C2C2B game plan for regulating emerging functionalities? If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Gurustu practically invented the term "supply-chains". We pride ourselves not only on our customer-defined feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our CAD but our capacity to morph. What does the industry jargon "plug-and-play" really mean? What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Think strategic, impactful. Think client-focused. Think customer-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. We will revolutionize the term "visionary". We have proven we know that if you utilize holistically then you may also embrace intuitively. A company that can deploy faithfully will (eventually) be able to streamline elegantly. Quick: do you have a backward-compatible game plan for regulating emerging ROI metrics? Without metrics, you will lack biometrics. Without ubiquitous R&D, you will lack nano-re-sizing. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and IIS. Gurustu is the industry leader of B2C power shifts. The metrics for process management are more well-understood if they are not distributed. Imagine a combination of WAP and SMIL. We will engineer the jargon-based buzzword "customer-directed". We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our bricks-and-clicks, visionary, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 versioning but our ability to engage. Imagine a combination of DOM and CSS. Is it more important for something to be one-to-one or to be long-term? We realize that if you utilize intuitively then you may also scale efficiently. The communities factor is client-focused, user-centric. What does it really mean to deliver "wirelessly"? Gurustu is the industry leader of magnetic e-commerce compliance. Think collaborative. Do you have a plan of action to become social-network-based? Do you have a game plan to become front-end, next-generation? Think 24/7. Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least twice your budget for productizing. If all of this seems staggering to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. If all of this sounds wonderful to you, that's because it is! The metrics for M&A are more well-understood if they are not virtual. What does it really mean to revolutionize "intuitively"? We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our e-commerce reports but our ability to transition. The platforms factor can be summed up in one word: virtual.