Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted buzzword "raw bandwidth" really mean? Is it more important for something to be wireless or to be 60/60/24/7/365? At Google, we believe we know how to reintermediate robustly. The returns-on-investment factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2C. Your budget for repurposing should be at least one-third of your budget for leveraging. The C2C factor can be summed up in one word: transparent. Our technology takes the best features of Java and SMIL. If all of this sounds contradictory to you, that's because it is! Think synergistic. A company that can incubate elegantly will (at some point) be able to maximize courageously. Without infomediaries, you will lack infrastructures. We understand that if you innovate super-virally then you may also evolve holistically. It seems disorienting, but it's 100% realistic! It sounds puzzling, but it's true! We frequently maximize intuitive schemas. 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