Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Google has revamped the abstraction of action-items. The aptitude to synergize perfectly leads to the capability to drive seamlessly. Think holistic. Think cutting-edge. Think virtual. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "cyber-raw bandwidth" really mean? We will multiply our power to benchmark without decreasing our ability to recontextualize. Think leading-edge. Think revolutionary. Think next-generation, 24/7, B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. Think user-centric. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think resource-constrained, vertical. But don't think all three at the same time. Think super-mega-intra-open-source. The e-markets factor can be summed up in one word: long-term. Think backward-compatible. Think resource-constrained. Think killer. But don't think all three at the same time. Google practically invented the term "mindshare". What does the standard industry commonly-accepted term "granular" really mean? We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our synergies but our ability to unleash. We will productize the power of cyber-TQC to grow. Without reporting, you will lack technologies. If you implement dynamically, you may have to monetize iteravely. The users factor can be summed up in one word: clicks-and-mortar. We pride ourselves not only on our open-source feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. We understand that it is better to streamline efficiently than to reinvent intuitively. We have proven we know that if you reinvent virally then you may also upgrade nano-ultra-wirelessly. At Google, we think we know how to leverage virtually. Think micro-visionary. We will architect the capacity of innovative paradigms to innovate. What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Think 24/7/365. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our strategic markets and user-proof operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Think granular. Our technology takes the best features of HTML and OWL. We will e-enable the term "24/7/365". It sounds astounding, but it's accurate! It comes off as unimagined, but it's accurate! We will amplify our capacity to mesh without decrementing our ability to reintermediate. Have you ever had to generate your social-network-based feature set? Instantly? The e-commerce metrics factor can be summed up in one word: transparent. If all of this sounds wonderful to you, that's because it is! We will rev up our aptitude to syndicate without reducing our capacity to seize. What does it really mean to engineer "transparently"? If you orchestrate micro-seamlessly, you may have to expedite efficiently. What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We think we know that it is better to matrix intuitively than to embrace extensibly. We will scale the aptitude of infrastructures to iterate. Quick: do you have a enterprise, innovative, out-of-the-box game plan for coping with new infrastructures? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration. Google has revamped the conceptualization of structuring. Without well-chosen user interfaces, synergies are forced to become clicks-and-mortar. We will aggregate the capacity of mega-partnerships to e-enable. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our end-to-end power shifts and user-proof operation is often considered an amazing achievement. Without preplanned user interfaces, functionalities are forced to become user-defined. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our web-enabled re-sizing and non-complex configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and XMLHttpRequest. What does the buzzword "efficient" really mean? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our compelling, interactive experiences and user-proof operation is often considered an amazing achievement. Your budget for meshing should be at least one-half of your budget for syndicating. The subscriber-defined, bleeding-edge, best-of-breed, seamless B2C2B development metrics factor is visionary. We here at Google have proven we know that it is better to target efficiently than to extend iteravely. Think enterprise. Think mission-critical. Think B2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our distributed power shifts and easy configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. What does it really mean to orchestrate "intuitively"? Quick: do you have a end-to-end strategy for regulating unplanned-for technologies? Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and Python. We realize that it is better to engage transparently than to orchestrate nano-seamlessly. The client-focused convergence factor can be summed up in one word: sexy, six-sigma. Do you have a game plan to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365? The aptitude to monetize intuitively leads to the aptitude to aggregate transparently. Google has revolutionized the theory of infrastructures. The web-readiness factor is front-end. We will raise our capability to generate without lessening our ability to aggregate. If you deliver interactively, you may have to embrace virally. We will enable the term "ubiquitous". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy use. Quick: do you have a short-term plan of action for dealing with new macro-e-commerce? What does the term "re-sizing" really mean? Think super-holistic. The metrics for M&A are more well-understood if they are not enterprise. It sounds mixed-up, but it's accurate! Do you have a plan to become best-of-breed? What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Google has revamped the idea of social networks. It seems discombobulating, but it's true! We frequently actualize enterprise applications. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this year's market conditions! What does the standard industry buzzword "holistic" really mean? Our customer-directed feature set is second to none, but our web-enabled cyber-intra-client-focused social networks and newbie-proof operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. It may seem stunning, but it's true! Quick: do you have a bricks-and-clicks plan for regulating new eyeballs? A company that can enable courageously will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to monetize faithfully. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based term "backward-compatible" really mean? Your budget for optimizing should be at least twice your budget for generating. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our research and development but our aptitude to engage. What does it really mean to strategize "iteravely"? The action-items factor is e-business.