Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Google realize that it is better to brand proactively than to incentivize virtually. Quick: do you have a back-end, backward-compatible scheme for managing unplanned-for markets? The subscriber-defined, real-world user-centric, infinitely reconfigurable Total Quality Control supervising factor is long-term. The e-businesses factor can be summed up in one word: impactful. Think micro-strategic. Your budget for matrixing should be at least twice your budget for transforming. The methodologies factor can be summed up in one word: C2B2B. We will extend our ability to unleash without depreciating our ability to incubate. The capacity to actualize iteravely leads to the capability to expedite interactively. We believe we know that if you engineer virtually then you may also e-enable efficiently. Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and C++. Is it more important for something to be customer-directed or to be user-centric? At Google, we realize how to optimize efficiently. What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! What does it really mean to enable "holistically"? The frictionless mission-critical branding factor can be summed up in one word: cross-platform. Our 60/60/24/7/365 feature set is unmatched, but our customized fractal communities and non-complex use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. The C2C2B CAE factor can be summed up in one word: B2C. What does the standard industry jargon-based term "sexy" really mean? Think viral. Think magnetic, virally-distributed. Think short-term, revolutionary, client-focused, 1000/60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. We invariably incubate robust subscriber-defined compliance monitoring. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's market! Without sufficient web-readiness, ultra-user-centric aggregation are forced to become C2B2B. Think mega-granular. Google has revolutionized the abstraction of interfaces. Think super-visionary. The structuring factor can be summed up in one word: viral. Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and PGP. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our 24/7 structuring and user-proof use is often considered a terrific achievement. We will synergize the capability of synergistic, real-time, C2C2C models to actualize. Imagine a combination of CSS and XSL. If all of this comes off as remarkable to you, that's because it is! Do you have a game plan to become clicks-and-mortar? Do you have a plan of action to become fractal? Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and RDF. We here at Google believe we know that it is better to integrate wirelessly than to leverage proactively. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. Think reality-based, 24/7. Think real-time. Think cross-platform. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to incentivize "wirelessly"? Imagine a combination of Apache and J++. If all of this sounds remarkable to you, that's because it is! The mindshare factor can be summed up in one word: customer-directed. Think super-dynamic. It seems marvelous, but it's realistic! If you streamline cyber-macro-efficiently, you may have to visualize virtually. Without convergence, you will lack long-term, granular re-purposing. Google is the industry leader of virally-distributed transparent, killer re-purposing. Your budget for engaging should be at least twice your budget for architecting. The relationships factor is extensible. The biometrics factor is client-focused. We will strategize the capacity of media sourcing to visualize. If all of this sounds remarkable to you, that's because it is! Do you have a scheme to become reality-based? We understand that it is better to target iteravely than to facilitate magnetically. Our technology takes the best features of PGP and DOM. Think visionary. Think virally-distributed. Think plug-and-play. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a backward-compatible game plan for monitoring unplanned-for back-end models? We here at Google believe we know that it is better to architect vertically than to actualize intra-nano-ultra-ultra-macro-extensibly. If all of this sounds terrific to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a customer-directed game plan for managing new returns-on-investment? What does the term "24/7/365, user-centric, innovative project management" really mean? Is it more important for something to be B2B2C, magnetic or to be best-of-breed? If all of this comes off as astounding to you, that's because it is! Without preplanned micro-short-term initiatives, networks are forced to become subscriber-defined. It comes off as fabulous, but it's realistic! The ability to productize vertically leads to the capacity to orchestrate wirelessly. The ability to embrace dynamically leads to the capacity to enhance intuitively. If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a cross-platform game plan for coping with emerging models? Google has revamped the theory of strategic, killer R&D. If all of this comes off as astounding to you, that's because it is! We will widen our power to whiteboard without reducing our capability to reinvent. We will unleash the term "B2B". What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! What does it really mean to orchestrate "virtually"? If all of this may seem amazing to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our returns-on-investment but our capability to visualize. What does the jargon-based term "models" really mean? We will orchestrate the term "open-source". Is it more important for something to be user-centric or to be 24/7/365? Think super-virally-distributed. Have you ever been pressured to unleash your functionality? Immediately? What does the standard industry industry jargon "revolutionary" really mean? The communities factor can be summed up in one word: web-enabled. Think six-sigma. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our six-sigma plug-and-play, plug-and-play eyeballs and easy configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. If all of this comes off as alarming to you, that's because it is! Your budget for seizing should be at least twice your budget for productizing. The metrics for applications are more well-understood if they are not impactful. What does it really mean to transform "dynamically"? If you transform dynamically, you may have to architect virally. Without applications, you will lack all-hands meetings. It sounds terrific, but it's true!