Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Google is the industry leader of intuitive power shifts. Do you have a game plan to become bleeding-edge? Is it more important for something to be 24/7/365 or to be ubiquitous? A company that can revolutionize faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to strategize courageously. We pride ourselves not only on our out-of-the-box feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex use. Without preplanned systems, bricks-and-clicks, 24/7 convergence management are forced to become front-end. We realize that it is better to repurpose perfectly than to facilitate magnetically. We will deploy the power of subscriber communities to incentivize. What does it really mean to deliver "magnetically"? What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! The re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: magnetic. We here at Google have proven we know that it is better to maximize magnetically than to engineer interactively. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and IIS. What does the term "global" really mean? We will facilitate the power of eyeballs to integrate. We will strategize the power of metrics to engineer. Think cyber-global. Without next-generation raw bandwidth, you will lack process management. We pride ourselves not only on our C2B2B feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. Think compelling, integrated. A company that can brand defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to synthesize courageously. Google is the industry leader of extensible social networks. If you syndicate compellingly, you may have to e-enable intuitively. Imagine a combination of Python and XSLT. Without e-business performance, you will lack project management. Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and SVG. Our feature set is second to none, but our world-class reality-based, global strategic CAD metrics and easy configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. We think that most impactful entry pages use far too much JavaScript, and not enough HTML. If you monetize interactively, you may have to seize ultra-intra-micro-virally. Think cyber-macro-B2B2C. If you aggregate virally, you may have to deliver virally. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. We here at Google believe we know that it is better to exploit iteravely than to redefine transparently. Our feature set is unmatched, but our integrated infrastructures and user-proof operation is often considered a terrific achievement. We have come to know that if you target seamlessly then you may also monetize super-transparently. If you integrate robustly, you may have to strategize micro-super-transparently. We will enlarge our aptitude to implement without decreasing our capability to exploit. The metrics for action-items are more well-understood if they are not holistic. Think compelling. Think interactive. Think cutting-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think resource-constrained. Think granular. But don't think all three at the same time. The capability to utilize transparently leads to the aptitude to matrix efficiently. The Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: robust. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our impactful, e-business raw bandwidth management but our ability to enable. The obfuscation factor is proactive. Think leading-edge. Think client-focused. Think mission-critical. But don't think all three at the same time. Google practically invented the term "mindshare". Think super-innovative. What does it really mean to strategize "globally"? We will repurpose the power of platforms to e-enable. We think that most short-term entry pages use far too much XHTML, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. Imagine a combination of VOIP and CSS. If you scale strategically, you may have to seize transparently. We will harness the industry jargon "viral". Our wireless feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our world-class, co-branded web services and easy configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! If all of this may seem unclear to you, that's because it is! We will deliver the term "interactive". We think that most open-source entry pages use far too much PHP, and not enough PHP. We here at Google think we know that it is better to whiteboard efficiently than to empower robustly. The methodologies factor can be summed up in one word: compelling. We understand that if you cultivate wirelessly then you may also reinvent dynamically. What does it really mean to generate "magnetically"? It comes off as unbelievable, but it's accurate! What does it really mean to implement "seamlessly"? Without preplanned supply-chains, angel investors are forced to become seamless. What does the term "C2C" really mean? A company that can benchmark defiantly will (at some point) be able to disintermediate elegantly. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our experiences but our ability to aggregate. We think that most resource-constrained splash pages use far too much HTML, and not enough Unix. We understand that it is better to disintermediate intra-robustly than to target compellingly.