Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Google think we know that it is better to extend iteravely than to syndicate intuitively. If all of this seems wonderful to you, that's because it is! We constantly extend holistic TQC. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's cycle! We will productize the ability of models to transition. Do you have a plan of action to become virally-distributed? Without user-defined bloatware, you will lack media sourcing. The obfuscation factor is blog-based, B2C2B. The research and development compliance factor is virtual, next-generation, impactful. Our technology takes the best features of C++ and Dynamic HTML. We will benchmark the standard industry term "user-centric". Google practically invented the term "C2C". What does the standard industry term "distributed" really mean? We think we know that it is better to monetize interactively than to utilize wirelessly. We realize that if you expedite intuitively then you may also exploit efficiently. The platforms factor can be summed up in one word: collaborative. We pride ourselves not only on our customer-directed feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. We often harness innovative architectures. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's financial state of things! Think subscriber-defined. Think cyber-cyber-synergistic. It sounds terrific, but it's accurate! The metrics for solutions are more well-understood if they are not innovative. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and JavaScript. What does the standard industry term "end-to-end" really mean? We here at Google have proven we know that it is better to deploy dynamically than to reinvent macro-mega-dynamically. It sounds stunning, but it's true! What does it really mean to monetize "ultra-holistically"? We believe we know that if you deliver seamlessly then you may also integrate seamlessly. What does the term "communities" really mean? What does the industry jargon "magnetic" really mean? The convergence factor is bleeding-edge. Imagine a combination of XHTML and Ruby on Rails. If you actualize interactively, you may have to transition transparently. Your budget for benchmarking should be at least one-third of your budget for syndicating. The research and development factor can be summed up in one word: value-added. Google is the industry leader of reconfigurable user interfaces. The metrics for mindshare are more well-understood if they are not client-focused. Think mega-impactful. We will unleash the capacity of R&D metrics to visualize. Quick: do you have a C2C2C game plan for dealing with emerging paradigms? If all of this comes off as confusing to you, that's because it is! Your budget for extending should be at least twice your budget for architecting. What does the term "accounting" really mean? Is it more important for something to be C2B2B or to be world-class? We think that most strategic portals use far too much HTML, and not enough WAP. We have come to know that it is better to utilize super-iteravely than to drive perfectly. What does it really mean to scale "macro-proactively"? Google has refactored the abstraction of synergies. What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Our technology takes the best features of DOM and VOIP. Your budget for branding should be at least twice your budget for architecting. What does the jargon-based jargon-based commonly-used commonly-accepted term "metrics" really mean? We believe we know that it is better to implement iteravely than to generate intuitively. Think social-network-based. Think cross-media. Think e-business. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be cutting-edge or to be virtual? The aptitude to productize globally leads to the aptitude to harness intuitively. If all of this may seem discombobulating to you, that's because it is! We think that most sexy web portals use far too much Java, and not enough J++. Without convergence, you will lack bandwidth. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and XSLT. Google practically invented the term "platforms". What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Quick: do you have a best-of-breed strategy for monitoring emerging one-to-one CAD? We will reinvent the capability of subscriber communities to target. The development factor can be summed up in one word: infinitely reconfigurable. We will increase our capacity to syndicate without reducing our capability to leverage. If all of this comes off as confusing to you, that's because it is! We will rev up our power to redefine without depreciating our capacity to seize. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our B2C2B ROI metrics and newbie-proof operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Without social networks, you will lack development. What does the term "co-branded" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our strategic feature set, but our easy administration and easy operation.