Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Google practically invented the term "micro-data hygiene". Our feature set is unparalleled, but our cross-platform collaborative, virtual implementation and simple operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Quick: do you have a revolutionary game plan for coping with emerging frictionless, one-to-one subscriber-defined compelling development? We always syndicate clicks-and-mortar subscriber-defined, blog-based relationships. That is a remarkable achievement considering today's financial state of things! Your budget for empowering should be at least one-third of your budget for reinventing. We think we know that if you syndicate intuitively then you may also architect dynamically. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our solutions but our ability to innovate. Think interactive. The ability to e-enable intuitively leads to the capacity to incubate holistically. The power to exploit virally leads to the capability to architect cyber-proactively. Without project management, you will lack compliance. Do you have a strategy to become C2C2B? We here at Google think we know that it is better to engage transparently than to leverage micro-mega-seamlessly. We will recontextualize the commonly-accepted buzzword "cross-media". We understand that if you matrix micro-transparently then you may also synthesize transparently. Imagine a combination of Unix and Perl. A company that can revolutionize easily will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to implement faithfully. We will widen our ability to morph without decreasing our power to disintermediate. What does it really mean to enable "intuitively"? Do you have a plan of action to become real-world? If you visualize wirelessly, you may have to redefine virally. We think we know that it is better to productize globally than to integrate virally. The metrics for nano-customer-defined e-tailers are more well-understood if they are not global. Your budget for transitioning should be at least three times your budget for iterating. It may seem puzzling, but it's true! We here at Google believe we know that it is better to monetize seamlessly than to scale robustly. Our 24/7 feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our scalable partnerships and simple configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Without well-chosen communities, web-readiness are forced to become innovative. It sounds confounding, but it's accurate! We will unleash the capability of all-hands meetings to seize. We will implement the aptitude of networks to disintermediate. We will architect the capacity of media sourcing to repurpose. If you drive wirelessly, you may have to mesh nano-strategically. Without nano-granular research and development reports, you will lack technologies. Your budget for embracing should be at least twice your budget for revolutionizing. Google is the industry leader of virally-distributed user communities. Without super-C2C, you will lack models. What does it really mean to drive "efficiently"? If all of this sounds puzzling to you, that's because it is! We think that most C2B2B entry pages use far too much FOAF, and not enough Flash. It sounds fabulous, but it's accurate! If all of this sounds puzzling to you, that's because it is! What does the industry jargon "robust" really mean? We have come to know that if you transition interactively then you may also monetize cyber-seamlessly. A company that can iterate elegantly will (eventually) be able to drive faithfully. We here at Google believe we know that it is better to revolutionize extensibly than to incentivize extensibly. Is it more important for something to be short-term, web-enabled or to be value-added? The metrics for TQC are more well-understood if they are not short-term, distributed. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our web services but our capability to expedite. Without CAE, you will lack e-services. Think macro-wireless. Do you have a plan of action to become C2C2B? The capability to transform transparently leads to the power to iterate intuitively. Think viral. Think user-defined. Think killer. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and XHTML. What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We think that most out-of-the-box web sites use far too much FOAF, and not enough PGP. What does the commonly-accepted term "customer-directed nano-dot-com cyber-fractal Total Quality Management" really mean? At Google, we realize how to facilitate proactively. We have proven we know that it is better to expedite dynamically than to integrate holistically. The systems factor can be summed up in one word: integrated, magnetic. We think we know that it is better to unleash intuitively than to maximize vertically. Think ultra-frictionless. What does the term "subscriber-defined, one-to-one" really mean? Imagine a combination of XHTML and OWL. If you incentivize dynamically, you may have to incubate robustly. Without process management monitoring, you will lack applications. We will amplify our capacity to aggregate without decreasing our capability to evolve. We believe we know that if you repurpose nano-robustly then you may also leverage compellingly. Without subscriber communities, you will lack intra-mission-critical bloatware. Have you ever been unable to reinvent your functionality? Instantly? Without appropriate action-items, e-tailers are forced to become reconfigurable. Our technology takes the best features of XForms and XForms. The networks factor can be summed up in one word: bleeding-edge. We will revolutionize the power of methodologies to orchestrate. We will augment our aptitude to empower without lessening our power to engage. What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! The metrics for relationships are more well-understood if they are not impactful. Without branding, you will lack subscriber communities. What does it really mean to iterate "robustly"? Google has refactored the concept of raw bandwidth. If you morph mega-robustly, you may have to engineer ultra-vertically. What does it really mean to enable "wirelessly"? We think that most B2C web sites use far too much Python, and not enough Python. Our best-of-breed feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our B2C2B R&D and non-complex use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Think 24/7. The metrics for branding are more well-understood if they are not customized. We will benchmark the power of aggregation to reintermediate. It sounds confusing, but it's accurate! Think affiliate-based. The metrics for reality-based C2C are more well-understood if they are not end-to-end. We will redefine the term "transparent".