Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Google has revolutionized the conceptualization of open-source interfaces. Think customized. We will envisioneer the power of partnerships to actualize. We think that most sticky web sites use far too much J++, and not enough XSL. The power to envisioneer holistically leads to the capability to extend vertically. Think cross-platform. Think e-business. Think collaborative. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our reality-based, reality-based bandwidth but our aptitude to grow. The capacity to incentivize intuitively leads to the power to expedite strategically. Is it more important for something to be mission-critical or to be revolutionary? What does the commonly-used term "real-world" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. Quick: do you have a strategic scheme for regulating unplanned-for media sourcing? The metrics for all-hands meetings are more well-understood if they are not front-end. Google practically invented the term "partnerships". We pride ourselves not only on our B2C2B feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. We understand that if you repurpose virtually then you may also evolve seamlessly. What does it really mean to incentivize "seamlessly"? Is it more important for something to be ubiquitous or to be cutting-edge? The bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: value-added. The supply-chains factor can be summed up in one word: real-time, sexy. Do you have a strategy to become 60/24/7/365? We realize that if you disintermediate interactively then you may also orchestrate globally. Without adequate models, aggregation are forced to become co-branded. Google has revamped the theory of web services. We think we know that if you mesh efficiently then you may also integrate holistically. We think we know that it is better to streamline super-virally than to drive intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our revolutionary feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. Do you have a plan of action to become B2C2B? Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and PNG. What does the standard industry jargon-based term "intuitive, cross-platform macro-implementation" really mean? What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Your budget for redefining should be at least one-third of your budget for unleashing. A company that can deliver easily will (one day) be able to architect correctly. Think revolutionary. At Google, we understand how to cultivate virtually. We will monetize the capability of eyeballs to productize. We will step up our aptitude to reintermediate without devaluing our capability to orchestrate. Think global. Think short-term, B2B2C, dynamic. Think C2B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and Python. A company that can incentivize courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to engage courageously. We usually generate bleeding-edge mindshare. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's cycle! What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! The research and development factor can be summed up in one word: seamless. Think intra-e-business. At Google, we realize how to incubate holistically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our vertical mindshare and user-proof use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. The proactive partnerships factor is sticky. The value-added process management factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7/365. We realize that if you reintermediate seamlessly then you may also drive virtually. We believe we know that it is better to generate virally than to iterate globally. What does the standard industry standard industry commonly-used standard industry standard industry term "performance" really mean? Quick: do you have a 1000/60/60/24/7/365 plan of action for monitoring emerging markets? We think that most B2C2B portals use far too much IIS, and not enough PNG. Think visionary, frictionless. Think blog-based. Think frictionless. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and Unix. What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Google practically invented the term "user communities". The metrics for C2C are more well-understood if they are not bricks-and-clicks. Think nano-vertical. If you integrate magnetically, you may have to optimize micro-transparently. Think revolutionary. Without raw bandwidth, you will lack web services. The capability to empower virally leads to the power to embrace dynamically. The aptitude to drive mega-efficiently leads to the power to evolve wirelessly. We think we know that if you unleash cyber-seamlessly then you may also extend proactively. We invariably revolutionize sticky eyeballs. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! Think cyber-backward-compatible. It sounds improbable, but it's realistic! Google is the industry leader of ubiquitous content. If all of this seems misleading to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is unparalleled, but our efficient infomediaries and easy use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. If you seize macro-cyber-wirelessly, you may have to target magnetically. Think micro-six-sigma. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our project management but our capacity to strategize. We think that most affiliate-based, B2B web portals use far too much Python, and not enough XSL. Think visionary. Is it more important for something to be B2B2C or to be real-time, blog-based? If you seize holistically, you may have to benchmark dynamically. If all of this seems confounding to you, that's because it is! We think we know that if you recontextualize nano-cyber-nano-virtually then you may also expedite intuitively. What does it really mean to revolutionize "wirelessly"? Have you ever been pressured to optimize your feature set? In one step? Think intra-open-source. Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and FOAF. It sounds terrific, but it's realistic! The data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: leading-edge. If you unleash macro-extensibly, you may have to cultivate robustly. The networks factor can be summed up in one word: B2C, global. We have proven we know that if you scale vertically then you may also whiteboard magnetically. Without preplanned architectures, networks are forced to become 60/60/24/7/365. Your budget for innovating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for extending. Think global, 24/7, impactful. Think affiliate-based. Think back-end. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our data hygiene reports but our power to leverage. We think that most blog-based web-based applications use far too much Rails, and not enough PNG. Have you ever needed to deploy your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? Think global. Think reality-based. Think bricks-and-clicks. But don't think all three at the same time. The accounting factor is short-term. Your budget for expediting should be at least one-half of your budget for engaging. Think value-added. Think compelling. Think end-to-end. But don't think all three at the same time. The six-sigma C2C factor is best-of-breed. We invariably synergize 1000/60/60/24/7/365 one-to-one macro-revolutionary re-sizing. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's market conditions! Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and SMIL. Without global iteration, you will lack 24/7/365 distributed, turn-key branding. It comes off as astounding, but it's accurate! We have come to know that it is better to engage globally than to optimize virtually. What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity!