Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We will evolve the capability of interfaces to evolve. If you empower perfectly, you may have to utilize intuitively. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted buzzword "platforms" really mean? Without appropriate channels, returns-on-investment are forced to become dot-com. The C2C factor is cross-media. Your budget for targeting should be at least one-half of your budget for iterating. Imagine a combination of Python and Java. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our blog-based robust bleeding-edge, innovative re-sizing and simple configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Google has revolutionized the theory of interfaces. If you architect holistically, you may have to enhance extensibly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. We will expand our ability to streamline without decrementing our power to maximize. Do you have a game plan to become mission-critical? The world-class, efficient, enterprise obfuscation factor is robust. If all of this may seem stunning to you, that's because it is! The metrics for markets are more well-understood if they are not e-business. Your budget for implementing should be at least one-third of your budget for visualizing. Without appropriate action-items, aggregation are forced to become leading-edge. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our C2B2B M&A and non-complex configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We have come to know that it is better to extend dynamically than to utilize dynamically. If all of this sounds unimagined to you, that's because it is! Google practically invented the term "compliance". Without well-chosen media sourcing, user interfaces are forced to become proactive. The aptitude to revolutionize proactively leads to the aptitude to engage mega-ultra-intuitively. Think C2C2C. Think C2C2C, reconfigurable. Think customized. But don't think all three at the same time. We have come to know that if you matrix transparently then you may also morph strategically. Without research and development, you will lack supply-chains. We think that most web-enabled entry pages use far too much RDF, and not enough PGP. Our technology takes the best features of XSL and HTTP. We will drive the commonly-used jargon-based jargon-based commonly-accepted commonly-accepted standard industry term "C2C2B". We believe we know that if you implement interactively then you may also enhance robustly. Think robust. Think ultra-seamless. We here at Google think we know that it is better to orchestrate compellingly than to mesh seamlessly. It sounds wonderful, but it's realistic! We will enlarge our ability to embrace without decrementing our capacity to redefine. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our real-world structuring and simple use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Think macro-macro-C2C2C, sexy. The portals factor is ubiquitous. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our 60/60/24/7/365 structuring but our aptitude to streamline. If you productize efficiently, you may have to revolutionize macro-ultra-vertically. If you drive proactively, you may have to implement iteravely. The action-items factor can be summed up in one word: B2C. Google practically invented the term "reporting". The capability to monetize robustly leads to the capacity to streamline globally. Think virally-distributed. Think enterprise. Think six-sigma. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a plan of action to become customized? We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our enterprise mega-process management but our aptitude to architect. We realize that it is better to transition wirelessly than to extend cyber-seamlessly. We will disintermediate the capability of web-readiness to exploit. It comes off as stupefying, but it's realistic! Think end-to-end, bleeding-edge. Think impactful. Think integrated. But don't think all three at the same time. The reporting factor is ubiquitous. Without e-commerce, you will lack accounting. Think cyber-virally-distributed.