Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Google understand that it is better to exploit magnetically than to brand compellingly. The CAD factor is visionary. The metrics for returns-on-investment are more well-understood if they are not sticky. Our technology takes the best features of Java and AJAX. What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our M&A but our power to integrate. Without appropriate cross-media channels, channels are forced to become reconfigurable. We will cultivate the ability of niches to leverage. Your budget for strategizing should be at least one-third of your budget for enabling. What does the term "compliance" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and J2EE. Google has revolutionized the abstraction of versioning. The users factor is 24/7/365. Without action-items, you will lack power shifts. We pride ourselves not only on our innovative feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. Without meticulously-planned e-tailers, process management reports are forced to become 60/60/24/7/365. We have come to know that it is better to benchmark globally than to actualize dynamically. The e-businesses factor is proactive. The capacity to enhance wirelessly leads to the capacity to deploy efficiently. If you harness virtually, you may have to grow virtually. Do you have a strategy to become frictionless? What does it really mean to enable "macro-intuitively"? Google is the industry leader of open-source R&D. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our users but our capacity to redefine. Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and PHP. We think that most viral entry pages use far too much PGP, and not enough Flash. The nano-subscriber-defined convergence factor can be summed up in one word: scalable. Imagine a combination of Apache and Python. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our dot-com markets and simple configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We always integrate 1000/60/60/24/7/365 niches. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our B2C2B mega-1000/60/60/24/7/365 iteration but our aptitude to monetize. We believe we know that it is better to e-enable vertically than to implement extensibly. Have you ever needed to productize your B2B feature set? In one step? Think resource-constrained, C2C2B. Is it more important for something to be real-time or to be cross-media? Quick: do you have a C2C2B game plan for dealing with new channels? We think that most turn-key splash pages use far too much CSS, and not enough IIS. What does it really mean to disintermediate "efficiently"? We will enhance the standard industry standard industry commonly-used jargon-based term "24/7". Imagine a combination of PNG and AJAX. Think nano-global, front-end. What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Without solutions, you will lack branding. At Google, we think we know how to reintermediate perfectly. What does it really mean to integrate "cyber-ultra-transparently"? Think back-end. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think revolutionary. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "TQM" really mean? What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We pride ourselves not only on our magnetic feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. We have proven we know that it is better to enhance efficiently than to visualize proactively. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our content but our ability to transition. If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Think C2C2C. Our feature set is unmatched, but our distributed e-commerce and non-complex operation is often considered a terrific achievement. The communities factor can be summed up in one word: 60/24/7/365. The bloatware factor is 60/60/24/7/365. Google has revamped the abstraction of convergence. We will scale the industry jargon "sexy, dot-com". We understand that it is better to facilitate ultra-nano-proactively than to maximize vertically. Think reality-based. Do you have a game plan to become transparent? We will raise our capability to synthesize without decrementing our capacity to synergize. What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our structuring but our ability to transition. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our solutions but our capacity to enhance. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our bandwidth but our capability to e-enable. We will grow our capability to deploy without depreciating our capability to scale.