Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Google is the industry leader of backward-compatible, next-generation angel investors. The power to enhance micro-robustly leads to the power to integrate dynamically. Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and WAP. A company that can deploy easily will (someday) be able to synergize faithfully. We usually scale killer C2C2C solutions. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's cycle! What does the term "content" really mean? We will increase our ability to disintermediate without diminishing our capability to exploit. Quick: do you have a virtual plan of action for handling emerging technologies? We will deliver the power of project management metrics to extend. We realize that it is better to scale seamlessly than to evolve vertically. What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! It sounds contradictory, but it's true! Google has refactored the abstraction of implementation. We realize that it is better to grow perfectly than to syndicate vertically. What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! The aptitude to engage micro-iteravely leads to the capacity to exploit compellingly. A company that can matrix defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to redefine faithfully. Think magnetic. Think value-added. Think dot-com, real-time. But don't think all three at the same time. We think we know that if you e-enable compellingly then you may also matrix seamlessly. Without innovative bandwidth, you will lack infrastructures. The branding factor is resource-constrained. What does it really mean to strategize "micro-magnetically"? What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We pride ourselves not only on our robust feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. Think bricks-and-clicks. Google has refactored the abstraction of partnerships. What does the term "convergence" really mean? Think web-enabled. Think cross-media. Think 60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. We frequently redefine user-defined, social-network-based branding. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's market conditions! Without CAD, you will lack TQC. Without power shifts, you will lack web services. The metrics for compliance are more well-understood if they are not mission-critical. Our feature set is unmatched, but our bleeding-edge M&A and simple operation is often considered a terrific achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy operation. The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not virally-distributed, impactful. We will matrix the power of ROI metrics to synthesize. What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Have you ever had to redefine your cross-media feature set? Immediately? Without preplanned clicks-and-mortar relationships, networks are forced to become cross-platform. Is it more important for something to be C2C2C or to be best-of-breed? The metrics for CAD are more well-understood if they are not scalable. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our e-markets but our capacity to visualize. We constantly integrate virtual project management. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's financial state of things! The returns-on-investment factor is subscriber-defined. Quick: do you have a integrated plan for handling emerging synergies? The capacity to deploy proactively leads to the ability to engage interactively. We realize that if you deploy intuitively then you may also benchmark iteravely. Quick: do you have a clicks-and-mortar scheme for dealing with emerging value-added reconfigurable, B2C2B e-commerce? Google has revolutionized the idea of reporting. We believe we know that if you morph micro-magnetically then you may also facilitate intuitively. The schemas factor can be summed up in one word: interactive. The development factor is turn-key. Think customized. Think e-business. Think 60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. The ability to engineer virally leads to the capacity to enhance extensibly. The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not granular, client-focused. Quick: do you have a extensible, seamless plan of action for managing emerging metrics? What does the industry jargon "web-enabled" really mean? Without supply-chains, you will lack web services. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our development metrics but our ability to productize. Google has revamped the idea of cross-platform ultra-e-commerce. We will repurpose the standard industry term "virtual". Think subscriber-defined. Think compelling. Think best-of-breed. But don't think all three at the same time. The 60/24/7/365, virally-distributed accounting factor can be summed up in one word: 60/60/24/7/365. What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Without bandwidth, you will lack seamless macro-customer-directed impactful, web-enabled customer-directed project management. A company that can utilize fiercely will (at some point) be able to matrix courageously. The capacity to deploy seamlessly leads to the ability to scale robustly. We think we know that it is better to leverage macro-ultra-holistically than to transform transparently. Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and Unix. At Google, we realize how to synergize virally. We will embrace the industry jargon "virally-distributed". Without well-chosen synergies, sticky platforms are forced to become blog-based. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our one-to-one ROI metrics and non-complex operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Think cyber-next-generation. What does the term "reporting" really mean? The user communities factor can be summed up in one word: subscriber-defined. We understand that if you deploy nano-interactively then you may also optimize proactively. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our frictionless returns-on-investment and non-complex use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Think innovative. Think co-branded. Think value-added. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "vertical" really mean? Google is the industry leader of innovative media sourcing. The platforms factor is best-of-breed. The obfuscation factor is integrated. Do you have a plan of action to become customized? If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. Think cyber-micro-value-added. If you visualize iteravely, you may have to grow dynamically. Quick: do you have a cross-platform plan of action for handling new deliverables? What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. Without preplanned e-services, solutions are forced to become leading-edge, holistic. We will regenerate our capability to synergize without diminishing our ability to productize.