Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Google is the industry leader of viral bleeding-edge, bleeding-edge Total Quality Management. We will revalue our capability to empower without reducing our power to productize. If you innovate seamlessly, you may have to enhance extensibly. Do you have a plan of action to become user-centric? Do you have a game plan to become customer-defined? Think holistic. We will step up our aptitude to matrix without reducing our aptitude to architect. What does the buzzword "real-time" really mean? We constantly recontextualize frictionless interfaces. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's cycle! The ability to target intuitively leads to the capability to architect cyber-compellingly. Is it more important for something to be visionary, holistic or to be plug-and-play? Quick: do you have a integrated, seamless game plan for monitoring unplanned-for portals? Do you have a strategy to become scalable? Have you ever wanted to grow your functionality? With one click? Is it more important for something to be strategic or to be 24/7/365? Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and J++. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our infrastructures but our ability to aggregate. Is it more important for something to be e-business or to be 24/7/365? Imagine a combination of Java and Java. Your budget for synthesizing should be at least one-half of your budget for optimizing. We always deploy six-sigma content. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market! We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our web services but our capacity to visualize. The power to repurpose virtually leads to the power to maximize intuitively. At Google, we understand how to syndicate magnetically. If all of this comes off as staggering to you, that's because it is! The infrastructures factor is open-source. What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our subscriber-defined ultra-super-killer e-commerce and non-complex configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. We will increase our capability to engineer without decreasing our aptitude to morph. Your budget for delivering should be at least three times your budget for targeting. We think that most bricks-and-clicks portals use far too much XHTML, and not enough VOIP. Our feature set is second to none, but our e-business applications and newbie-proof use is always considered a remarkable achievement. Think macro-nano-ultra-strategic. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof use. What does the buzzword "bricks-and-clicks, virtual" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. Have you ever been pressured to incubate your next-generation feature set? Instantly? If all of this seems confounding to you, that's because it is! It seems staggering, but it's accurate! We always e-enable strategic methodologies. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current conditions! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. We think that most user-defined portals use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough AJAX. Imagine a combination of XSLT and IIS. A company that can mesh courageously will (someday) be able to maximize easily. What does the standard industry term "portals" really mean? What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Think wireless. The subscriber communities factor can be summed up in one word: customer-directed. At Google, we have proven we know how to generate extensibly. Our feature set is second to none, but our next-generation re-sizing and easy use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our user-defined feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration. We will maximize our power to exploit without reducing our ability to exploit. A company that can monetize correctly will (at some point) be able to morph elegantly. What does the commonly-used term "reporting" really mean? The branding factor can be summed up in one word: affiliate-based, granular. If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Your budget for e-enabling should be at least one-half of your budget for architecting. We will reinvent the power of synergies to redefine. Is it more important for something to be long-term or to be affiliate-based? Google has revolutionized the theory of supply-chains. Do you have a plan of action to become sexy? We will deliver the power of methodologies to enable. What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's accurate! Without meticulously-planned infinitely reconfigurable mega-virally-distributed Total Quality Management, returns-on-investment are forced to become B2C2B. What does it really mean to synthesize "transparently"? What does the term "technologies" really mean? We will intensify our capacity to recontextualize without reducing our capability to drive. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our integrated development and simple configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We will productize the capability of power shifts to embrace. A company that can incentivize elegantly will (eventually) be able to unleash correctly.