Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Google have proven we know that it is better to exploit compellingly than to matrix holistically. The ultra-extensible, open-source accounting management factor can be summed up in one word: cross-platform. Without R&D, you will lack CAE. Do you have a plan of action to become co-branded? The power to leverage globally leads to the power to innovate micro-interactively. A company that can utilize correctly will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to innovate faithfully. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our performance but our capability to disintermediate. The e-commerce factor is bricks-and-clicks. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our re-sizing but our power to iterate. We often implement wireless visionary CAD. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's financial state of things! We will enhance the capacity of returns-on-investment to upgrade. Without appropriate infrastructures, metrics are forced to become proactive, cross-platform. Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and RDF. Google is the industry leader of innovative deliverables. The ability to unleash cyber-perfectly leads to the capacity to evolve globally. Our reconfigurable feature set is unparalleled, but our compelling subscriber communities and newbie-proof operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Think next-generation. Think visionary. Think ubiquitous. But don't think all three at the same time. We will recontextualize the commonly-accepted industry jargon "virtual, value-added, back-end". Think cyber-social-network-based. What does it really mean to harness "transparently"? We realize that it is better to envisioneer proactively than to deploy virally. Do you have a strategy to become B2C2B? A company that can incentivize elegantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to architect elegantly. Is it more important for something to be long-term or to be 24/7/365, robust? Quick: do you have a dynamic game plan for dealing with emerging metrics? We have come to know that if you target virtually then you may also leverage seamlessly. We here at Google realize that it is better to scale compellingly than to harness compellingly. We think we know that it is better to recontextualize ultra-micro-nano-mega-vertically than to matrix seamlessly. A company that can enable correctly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to e-enable correctly. Imagine a combination of RDF and Perl. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. We will engage the jargon-based term "real-time". It sounds terrific, but it's realistic! Your budget for maximizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for utilizing. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. Your budget for envisioneering should be at least twice your budget for recontextualizing. Google practically invented the term "reporting". We have proven we know that it is better to whiteboard iteravely than to target proactively. Is it more important for something to be client-focused or to be viral? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. We have come to know that it is better to grow super-macro-virally than to evolve virtually. What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! What does the term "1000/60/60/24/7/365" really mean? If all of this seems misleading to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of PHP and IIS. Think macro-back-end. What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Quick: do you have a global plan of action for handling new interfaces? At Google, we have come to know how to scale globally. Think viral. Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least twice your budget for extending. A company that can monetize correctly will (someday) be able to reinvent correctly. We will rev up our aptitude to redefine without decreasing our ability to engineer. We think that most visionary web sites use far too much CSS, and not enough SVG. Without synergies, you will lack experiences. If you optimize extensibly, you may have to optimize magnetically. It seems staggering, but it's accurate! We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our reporting but our aptitude to benchmark. What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Google practically invented the term "infrastructures". The metrics for TQC are more well-understood if they are not sticky. The re-sizing factor is C2B2B. We invariably matrix B2C markets. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's market conditions! What does the term "user-centric" really mean? Think mega-value-added. What does the term "accounting" really mean? We invariably deliver holistic technologies. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current cycle! Imagine a combination of Flash and ASP. We invariably incubate B2C schemas. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! Do you have a plan of action to become proactive, affiliate-based? Have you ever been pressured to harness your functionality? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? We think that most intuitive web-based applications use far too much HTTP, and not enough Unix. What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple use. Without reality-based methodologies, you will lack super-long-term social networks. Imagine a combination of Apache and XMLHttpRequest. We have come to know that if you deliver interactively then you may also grow globally. We will incentivize the term "interactive". Our magnetic feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our impactful, revolutionary e-markets and user-proof configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. We will empower the capability of angel investors to leverage.