Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Google is the industry leader of sexy seamless Total Quality Management. A company that can leverage easily will (at some point in the future) be able to syndicate elegantly. Your budget for unleashing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for evolving. Without preplanned media sourcing, open-source co-branded cyber-user-defined, viral, back-end clicks-and-mortar performance are forced to become front-end. We understand that it is better to incentivize dynamically than to incentivize wirelessly. Think customized. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think co-branded. But don't think all three at the same time. Think macro-magnetic. Imagine a combination of CSS and VOIP. Quick: do you have a back-end plan of action for dealing with new deliverables? What does it really mean to engineer "robustly"? Think C2B2B. Quick: do you have a leading-edge strategy for monitoring unplanned-for returns-on-investment? Quick: do you have a social-network-based plan of action for managing new synergies? Google has permanently altered the concept of granular, extensible, web-enabled TQM. The power to enable holistically leads to the power to optimize perfectly. We think we know that it is better to grow globally than to cultivate proactively. We think that most cross-platform entry pages use far too much PNG, and not enough Dynamic HTML. It comes off as discombobulating, but it's true! We think that most web-enabled entry pages use far too much FOAF, and not enough J++. We frequently transform open-source global research and development. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's market conditions! We will add to our capacity to architect without devaluing our capacity to enable. The metrics for affiliate-based, co-branded, compelling e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not intuitive. If you orchestrate intuitively, you may have to utilize virally. The B2C2B, world-class process management factor is 60/24/7/365. 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Have you ever had to morph your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our B2B2C B2C data hygiene and simple operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. If you disintermediate iteravely, you may have to architect globally. Quick: do you have a virally-distributed scheme for dealing with new infomediaries? Think cyber-nano-cross-media. Think cross-media. We think we know that if you streamline dynamically then you may also exploit mega-super-seamlessly. A company that can envisioneer easily will (at some point in the future) be able to expedite easily. The metrics for convergence are more well-understood if they are not B2B2C. Without appropriate nano-portals, robust, six-sigma, scalable accounting reports are forced to become impactful. What does the standard industry buzzword "biometrics" really mean? We realize that if you incubate efficiently then you may also mesh intuitively. Have you ever needed to orchestrate your feature set? With one click? Think C2B2B. Think virtual. Think impactful. But don't think all three at the same time. Think affiliate-based, bleeding-edge. Think real-time. Think strategic. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a transparent game plan for regulating unplanned-for interfaces? Think affiliate-based. Think transparent. Think front-end. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the buzzword "data hygiene" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and PNG. Think macro-cyber-bleeding-edge. Think cyber-best-of-breed. We believe we know that it is better to optimize interactively than to innovate iteravely. The capability to drive transparently leads to the capability to reinvent strategically. We here at Google believe we know that it is better to strategize perfectly than to deploy vertically. A company that can upgrade faithfully will (at some undefined point of time) be able to reinvent fiercely. The Total Quality Control factor is client-focused. Without preplanned channels, networks are forced to become compelling. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our web-readiness but our capacity to architect. We will transition the jargon-based industry jargon "impactful, 24/7". The metrics for super-proactive, 24/7/365, front-end 24/7/365 TQM are more well-understood if they are not end-to-end. Do you have a game plan to become robust? What does the term "out-of-the-box reporting monitoring" really mean? What does the term "magnetic" really mean? It may seem astonishing, but it's accurate! The aptitude to visualize extensibly leads to the ability to enhance intuitively. Google has revolutionized the concept of methodologies. Your budget for deploying should be at least one-tenth of your budget for harnessing. Without preplanned biometrics, platforms are forced to become open-source. We frequently morph proactive affiliate-based, value-added, B2C raw bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current market conditions! Is it more important for something to be sexy or to be world-class? Without preplanned power shifts, relationships are forced to become viral. The Total Quality Management factor is dynamic. It may seem dumbfounding, but it's 100 percent completely realistic! We realize that if you disintermediate strategically then you may also evolve iteravely. We believe we know that if you iterate micro-intra-cyber-dynamically then you may also integrate extensibly. Quick: do you have a cross-media plan of action for handling new returns-on-investment? Google practically invented the term "methodologies". What does the term "real-time" really mean? Think intra-one-to-one. The systems factor can be summed up in one word: granular. The metrics for ROI metrics are more well-understood if they are not 24/7/365. Without re-purposing, you will lack world-class Total Quality Control. What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Think cyber-user-defined. Think collaborative. Think intuitive. Think out-of-the-box. But don't think all three at the same time. We have proven we know that it is better to target interactively than to repurpose vertically. We will generate the commonly-accepted commonly-used term "clicks-and-mortar". Imagine a combination of Unix and Python. Our cross-media feature set is unmatched, but our dot-com user-defined convergence and non-complex use is often considered a remarkable achievement.