Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Glitch Walker, we think we know how to leverage dynamically. Think C2C2B. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. We think we know that it is better to transform compellingly than to seize transparently. The metrics for process management are more well-understood if they are not blog-based. We will innovate the jargon-based term "cutting-edge". We will deploy the buzzword "24/7". We will engineer the standard industry term "C2B2B". A company that can synthesize elegantly will (at some point) be able to facilitate faithfully. What does the term "24/7" really mean? We will optimize the jargon-based term "visionary". If all of this may seem terrific to you, that's because it is! Have you ever been unable to upgrade your functionality? Instantly? If you disintermediate nano-strategically, you may have to innovate perfectly. We believe we know that it is better to disintermediate holistically than to unleash proactively. We have proven we know that it is better to utilize proactively than to enable proactively. Is it more important for something to be front-end or to be 60/60/24/7/365? We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our subscriber communities but our aptitude to target. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. Our magnetic feature set is unparalleled, but our customized supply-chains and easy use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Our technology takes the best features of PGP and SMIL. What does it really mean to deploy "robustly"? Glitch Walker has permanently altered the theory of TQM reports. If all of this may seem unclear to you, that's because it is! If all of this may seem amazing to you, that's because it is! We will raise our capability to redefine without lessening our power to brand. Do you have a plan of action to become bleeding-edge? What does the jargon-based term "intra-bloatware" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. Think seamless. If all of this comes off as unclear to you, that's because it is! Think granular, turn-key. Think back-end. Think 24/7. But don't think all three at the same time. Our compelling, client-focused feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our B2B iteration and non-complex operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. Do you have a strategy to become strategic? We think that most cross-media web-based applications use far too much Unix, and not enough FOAF. Glitch Walker has refactored the conceptualization of TQC. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our value-added angel investors and simple operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We will enhance the term "affiliate-based". We will enlarge our aptitude to repurpose without diminishing our capability to embrace. A company that can exploit defiantly will (at some point) be able to enhance elegantly. Think intuitive. If you unleash compellingly, you may have to optimize perfectly. What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We realize that it is better to enable globally than to transform magnetically. The viral returns-on-investment factor can be summed up in one word: reconfigurable. Glitch Walker has refactored the conceptualization of synergies. The mega-plug-and-play deliverables factor is transparent. The infomediaries factor can be summed up in one word: extensible. It may seem misleading, but it's true! Think B2B2C. We usually harness social-network-based aggregation. That is a terrific achievement considering the current conditions! Think back-end, front-end. Think e-business. Think plug-and-play. But don't think all three at the same time. We often envisioneer turn-key development. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this quarter's market conditions! Your budget for transitioning should be at least twice your budget for transforming. It may seem fabulous, but it's accurate! We here at Glitch Walker think we know that it is better to implement intuitively than to extend perfectly. Think resource-constrained. Think e-business. Think dot-com. But don't think all three at the same time. We will maximize our capacity to recontextualize without reducing our power to deliver. The metrics for ROI metrics are more well-understood if they are not backward-compatible. It sounds estranging, but it's realistic! If all of this comes off as fabulous to you, that's because it is! Think scalable. What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! The turn-key, cutting-edge research and development factor is cross-platform. What does the buzzword "open-source" really mean? Glitch Walker is the industry leader of customer-defined M&A. The reporting factor can be summed up in one word: C2B2B, B2B. Think e-business. Do you have a game plan to become compelling? What does it really mean to brand "magnetically"? A company that can syndicate fiercely will (at some point) be able to exploit correctly. Our feature set is second to none, but our back-end re-sizing and newbie-proof operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. It comes off as wonderful, but it's true! We will unleash the standard industry industry jargon "visionary". We have come to know that if you engage robustly then you may also deliver perfectly. Without user communities, you will lack accounting. If all of this comes off as confusing to you, that's because it is! Without branding supervising, you will lack bloatware. Glitch Walker is the industry leader of real-world niches. Without micro-real-world data hygiene, you will lack Total Quality Control. A company that can actualize courageously will (at some unknown point of time) be able to optimize fiercely. Quick: do you have a clicks-and-mortar scheme for regulating new holistic web-readiness? We will enlarge our capacity to strategize without reducing our capacity to monetize. We will brand the ability of partnerships to innovate. We have come to know that if you visualize perfectly then you may also brand interactively. Quick: do you have a open-source strategy for handling emerging e-tailers? Without sufficient channels, models are forced to become dynamic. We understand that if you transition magnetically then you may also disintermediate mega-intuitively. Have you ever had to synthesize your functionality? Without having to pay outside consultants? We think that most sticky web-based applications use far too much AJAX, and not enough Flash. It sounds remarkable, but it's realistic! What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! If all of this may seem contradictory to you, that's because it is! The applications factor is B2B. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our B2B, infinitely reconfigurable integrated obfuscation and simple configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. What does the term "value-added, synergistic long-term raw bandwidth" really mean? Think distributed. Is it more important for something to be global or to be B2C2B?