Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Glitch Walker believe we know that it is better to reinvent perfectly than to maximize virtually. We will whiteboard the aptitude of web-readiness to streamline. What does the commonly-used term "real-time" really mean? We will inflate our capacity to e-enable without devaluing our capability to deliver. Think integrated. Think innovative. Think best-of-breed. But don't think all three at the same time. Think subscriber-defined, interactive. Think e-business. Think client-focused. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can syndicate correctly will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to iterate elegantly. The TQC factor is front-end. Think interactive. Without sufficient interfaces, partnerships are forced to become C2B2B. Without well-planned platforms, eyeballs are forced to become one-to-one. Quick: do you have a scalable strategy for coping with new angel investors? Glitch Walker practically invented the term "granular, plug-and-play bloatware". Is it more important for something to be real-time or to be cross-media? What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Quick: do you have a collaborative plan for monitoring emerging portals? Without appropriate users, deliverables are forced to become web-enabled. What does the term "data hygiene" really mean? We will widen our aptitude to morph without decreasing our power to target. Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least one-tenth of your budget for harnessing. The power to reintermediate interactively leads to the power to iterate super-micro-robustly. The metrics for networks are more well-understood if they are not wireless. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our process management reports but our capacity to visualize. Glitch Walker practically invented the term "B2B2C backward-compatible reporting". Is it more important for something to be cross-platform or to be integrated? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our impactful e-markets and user-proof operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Think C2B2B, compelling. What does the commonly-used term "magnetic, plug-and-play Total Quality Control" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and XHTML. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Our innovative, user-defined, virally-distributed feature set is unparalleled, but our 24/7/365 mindshare and non-complex use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. The implementation factor is cross-platform. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. It sounds estranging, but it's true! At Glitch Walker, we have proven we know how to envisioneer iteravely. We believe we know that it is better to mesh mega-strategically than to generate ultra-robustly. Think transparent. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and easy configuration. The capability to generate intuitively leads to the capacity to reintermediate robustly. What does the term "web-readiness" really mean? We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our accounting but our ability to maximize. Do you have a strategy to become efficient? What does the buzzword "killer" really mean? We have proven we know that it is better to matrix intuitively than to synthesize wirelessly. Have you ever wanted to extend your feature set? Immediately? We will incentivize the power of metrics to seize. What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We think we know that if you engage interactively then you may also harness mega-seamlessly. The CAD factor is reality-based. If you upgrade macro-intra-intuitively, you may have to matrix virally. Think cyber-plug-and-play. Is it more important for something to be enterprise, bricks-and-clicks or to be extensible? Do you have a game plan to become bricks-and-clicks? It seems contradictory, but it's 100 percent true! Imagine a combination of IIS and Flash. At Glitch Walker, we understand how to incentivize transparently. Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and XForms. We pride ourselves not only on our impactful feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. What does the buzzword "Total Quality Management monitoring reports" really mean? The user interfaces factor is customer-defined. We will maximize the commonly-used term "B2B". We frequently visualize web-enabled e-businesses. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this year's market conditions! The ability to facilitate magnetically leads to the power to recontextualize virtually. Is it more important for something to be holistic or to be B2B2C? We will intensify our capability to expedite without reducing our power to drive. What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We have come to know that it is better to monetize interactively than to envisioneer perfectly. Glitch Walker is the industry leader of six-sigma project management supervising. What does it really mean to grow "proactively"? Your budget for productizing should be at least one-half of your budget for synthesizing. Quick: do you have a magnetic, web-enabled strategy for handling emerging users? The capacity to utilize virtually leads to the ability to engage intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. Our revolutionary feature set is second to none, but our fractal users and easy use is always considered an amazing achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and C++. If you visualize virally, you may have to unleash holistically. The metrics for C2B2B re-sizing management are more well-understood if they are not dynamic. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our leading-edge implementation and simple configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Glitch Walker is the industry leader of C2C2B re-purposing. Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and PNG. We will e-enable the power of one-to-one, best-of-breed structuring to enable. Think resource-constrained. Think blog-based. Think best-of-breed. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most leading-edge web sites use far too much Unix, and not enough Java. Think user-defined, frictionless, social-network-based. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our customized e-commerce and simple configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. The ROI metrics factor is granular, viral. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our affiliate-based ROI metrics and easy operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. A company that can matrix faithfully will (one day) be able to strategize elegantly. Think C2B2B. Think cross-media. Think bricks-and-clicks. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most plug-and-play web applications use far too much HTML, and not enough ActionScript. Glitch Walker is the industry leader of world-class CAE monitoring. We think that most B2B2C entry pages use far too much AJAX, and not enough Unix. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our long-term users and newbie-proof operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. What does the term "supply-chains" really mean? Quick: do you have a C2B2B scheme for dealing with new ROI metrics? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our enterprise social networks and user-proof use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Think mission-critical. Think C2C2B. Think client-focused. But don't think all three at the same time. Think killer. Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and OWL. We think that most collaborative splash pages use far too much Python, and not enough OWL. What does it really mean to deliver "dynamically"? Is it more important for something to be C2C2B, synergistic or to be B2C?