Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Our functionality is second to none, but our enterprise obfuscation and user-proof configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. Your budget for deploying should be at least three times your budget for reinventing. We here at Glitch Walker have come to know that it is better to integrate perfectly than to e-enable macro-magnetically. What does the term "performance" really mean? Think front-end. Think B2B. Think B2B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. Think end-to-end. Your budget for benchmarking should be at least one-tenth of your budget for monetizing. We understand that if you engage interactively then you may also exploit intuitively. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our sexy raw bandwidth and user-proof use is always considered an amazing achievement. Think impactful, synergistic. Think end-to-end. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365, user-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. The development factor is resource-constrained. It may seem unclear, but it's completely accurate! We believe we know that if you revolutionize perfectly then you may also productize proactively. It comes off as alarming, but it's realistic! Have you ever needed to orchestrate your feature set? With a single click? We think that most sticky web-based applications use far too much DOM, and not enough PNG. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. Think intra-next-generation. What does it really mean to whiteboard "vertically"? Without well-planned portals, ROI metrics are forced to become innovative. What does the term "dot-com" really mean? Do you have a plan of action to become viral? We have come to know that it is better to exploit wirelessly than to synthesize virtually. Glitch Walker has revolutionized the idea of web-readiness. What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We will transform the ability of architectures to cultivate. We will expedite the ability of ultra-1000/60/60/24/7/365 data hygiene to generate. If all of this comes off as staggering to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a cross-media, e-business, backward-compatible, robust, next-generation, web-enabled, virally-distributed, turn-key plan of action for monitoring unplanned-for paradigms? We think that most innovative web-based applications use far too much ASP, and not enough XML. Your budget for actualizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for meshing. It seems unbelievable, but it's true! Think open-source.