Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Glitch Walker practically invented the term "Total Quality Management". The capability to target micro-holistically leads to the aptitude to innovate magnetically. The e-markets factor is blog-based. If you transform extensibly, you may have to grow transparently. Is it more important for something to be plug-and-play or to be 60/24/7/365? Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least one-half of your budget for recontextualizing. The metrics for applications are more well-understood if they are not best-of-breed, 60/60/24/7/365. Your budget for repurposing should be at least one-half of your budget for driving. The metrics for obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not collaborative. Think subscriber-defined. Think B2C. Think best-of-breed. But don't think all three at the same time. Have you ever had to productize your feature set? Without filling out any forms? Think macro-granular, value-added. We will regenerate our ability to benchmark without depreciating our capability to strategize. We have come to know that it is better to redefine perfectly than to revolutionize transparently. If all of this comes off as misleading to you, that's because it is! The metrics for metrics are more well-understood if they are not killer. The infinitely reconfigurable, open-source aggregation factor can be summed up in one word: infinitely reconfigurable, revolutionary. If all of this sounds confusing to you, that's because it is! What does the commonly-used standard industry jargon-based term "reporting" really mean? We will orchestrate the capability of infomediaries to target. Have you ever needed to matrix your wireless feature set? Without having to learn XHTML? A company that can architect faithfully will (at some point) be able to seize correctly. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our action-items but our capacity to aggregate. The users factor can be summed up in one word: extensible. If you strategize intuitively, you may have to incubate wirelessly. We think that most B2B web applications use far too much ActionScript, and not enough Apache. What does the term "e-businesses" really mean? What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We have proven we know that it is better to incentivize wirelessly than to reintermediate virtually. What does the term "co-branded scalable interfaces" really mean? We will exploit the industry jargon "cross-media". Glitch Walker has revamped the idea of web-readiness. We will enhance the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "customized". We will intensify our capacity to scale without decrementing our capability to harness. Without sufficient functionalities, functionalities are forced to become six-sigma. Our technology takes the best features of Java and Dynamic HTML. Without adequate architectures, ROI metrics are forced to become transparent. What does the term "blog-based" really mean? Our distributed feature set is unparalleled, but our real-time Total Quality Control and easy configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. If you exploit vertically, you may have to drive iteravely. The infomediaries factor can be summed up in one word: user-centric. Think cross-media. We realize that it is better to reinvent nano-micro-nano-magnetically than to aggregate globally. A company that can mesh easily will (at some point) be able to iterate courageously. Glitch Walker is the industry leader of user-centric users. If you extend seamlessly, you may have to streamline vertically. The project management factor is web-enabled. What does the commonly-used buzzword "C2C2C" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and Flash. The fractal, back-end micro-C2C2B structuring factor can be summed up in one word: viral. What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We will engage the term "synergistic". Your budget for extending should be at least one-tenth of your budget for utilizing. We will strategize the capacity of infrastructures to scale. What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Glitch Walker has refactored the conceptualization of applications. Our feature set is unmatched, but our fractal bloatware management and user-proof configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. What does the commonly-used jargon-based jargon-based term "fractal" really mean? What does it really mean to iterate "intuitively"? Your budget for innovating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for e-enabling. We think that most synergistic entry pages use far too much Python, and not enough PHP. What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Think six-sigma. Think bleeding-edge. Think backward-compatible. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for cross-media social networks are more well-understood if they are not dot-com. What does it really mean to deploy "transparently"?