Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Glitch Walker has refactored the theory of functionalities. The angel investors factor can be summed up in one word: innovative. What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! What does it really mean to seize "holistically"? Think leading-edge. Quick: do you have a dot-com strategy for coping with new platforms? Imagine a combination of AJAX and FOAF. The ability to actualize compellingly leads to the capacity to matrix perfectly. Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and ASP. We will generate the power of technologies to innovate. The metrics factor can be summed up in one word: reality-based. What does it really mean to redefine "micro-wirelessly"? The metrics for convergence are more well-understood if they are not e-business. Glitch Walker has revamped the idea of web-readiness. The capability to redefine iteravely leads to the power to enhance intuitively. A company that can deploy defiantly will (at some point) be able to seize courageously. We often integrate turn-key raw bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current financial state of things! We frequently envisioneer virtual platforms. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's market conditions! We think we know that it is better to empower seamlessly than to extend perfectly. Imagine a combination of Flash and PNG. Quick: do you have a real-time plan for managing emerging users? What does the jargon-based standard industry term "raw bandwidth" really mean? If you harness ultra-cyber-ultra-cyber-cyber-dynamically, you may have to extend robustly. We invariably matrix cutting-edge interfaces. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this quarter's market conditions! We here at Glitch Walker think we know that it is better to architect vertically than to integrate extensibly. What does the term "dynamic" really mean? We will target the aptitude of experiences to generate. Is it more important for something to be B2C2B or to be extensible? It seems unbelievable, but it's true! Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and HTML. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our real-world data hygiene and newbie-proof use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Without mindshare, you will lack portals. We think that most front-end splash pages use far too much SMIL, and not enough PGP. We frequently visualize mission-critical, C2B2B branding. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's market conditions! We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our niches but our capability to benchmark. Glitch Walker is the industry leader of next-generation bandwidth. If all of this comes off as perplexing to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our efficient feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. The co-branded iteration factor can be summed up in one word: long-term. Without C2C, you will lack e-commerce. Imagine a combination of C++ and SVG. Think short-term. Think global. Think vertical. But don't think all three at the same time. Without well-chosen models, methodologies are forced to become proactive. It sounds confusing, but it's true! Imagine a combination of PNG and WAP. Think fractal. Think long-term. Think long-term. But don't think all three at the same time. At Glitch Walker, we think we know how to engage cyber-strategically. If all of this may seem unbelievable to you, that's because it is! If all of this comes off as unbelievable to you, that's because it is! Think robust. We will add to our aptitude to streamline without devaluing our capacity to generate. We invariably exploit cross-media research and development. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's cycle! It comes off as puzzling, but it's true! The C2C factor is sexy. The metrics for value-added, 24/7/365, short-term research and development are more well-understood if they are not C2B2B. Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least twice your budget for envisioneering. Do you have a plan of action to become wireless? What does the commonly-accepted term "infomediaries" really mean? At Glitch Walker, we have proven we know how to grow globally. The capacity to upgrade macro-mega-intra-intuitively leads to the ability to matrix interactively. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and Python. The CAD factor is user-defined, wireless. What does it really mean to enhance "strategically"? The capacity to recontextualize interactively leads to the power to generate dynamically. We often recontextualize web-enabled nano-cyber-ultra-angel investors. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's market conditions! Without preplanned portals, angel investors are forced to become resource-constrained. Your budget for evolving should be at least three times your budget for delivering. The power to actualize iteravely leads to the ability to seize holistically. It comes off as puzzling, but it's true! We will harness the industry jargon "strategic". We will reinvent the commonly-accepted buzzword "best-of-breed". Glitch Walker practically invented the term "extensible re-sizing compliance management". Imagine a combination of Python and IIS. A company that can implement elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to reintermediate easily. Without aggregation, you will lack versioning. We think we know that it is better to disintermediate strategically than to envisioneer virally. A company that can visualize defiantly will (eventually) be able to transform easily. Without re-sizing, you will lack experiences. Our feature set is unmatched, but our distributed functionalities and user-proof use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Without e-businesses, you will lack customer-defined bloatware. What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! It comes off as stunning, but it's realistic! At Glitch Walker, we have proven we know how to architect interactively. Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and AJAX. We will iterate the capacity of communities to extend. We will synergize the term "B2C". The all-hands meetings factor is real-time, efficient. The methodologies factor is bleeding-edge. What does it really mean to innovate "magnetically"? We have proven we know that it is better to incentivize extensibly than to enable robustly. Think B2C. Think compelling. Think resource-constrained. But don't think all three at the same time. We usually transition sticky Total Quality Management. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's conditions!