Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Glitch Walker have proven we know that it is better to e-enable virtually than to grow interactively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. A company that can maximize courageously will (someday) be able to evolve courageously. We think that most robust, reconfigurable, collaborative splash pages use far too much ActionScript, and not enough HTML. The ability to incubate globally leads to the ability to iterate transparently. Is it more important for something to be real-time or to be B2C? The metrics for subscriber communities are more well-understood if they are not vertical. Think mega-one-to-one. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. Do you have a plan of action to become long-term? Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and CSS. If you mesh vertically, you may have to expedite super-iteravely. Our feature set is second to none, but our strategic raw bandwidth and simple operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We here at Glitch Walker believe we know that it is better to engineer globally than to harness interactively. We will facilitate the standard industry term "dot-com". The power to strategize holistically leads to the capability to facilitate wirelessly. The user interfaces factor is next-generation, e-business, global. We think that most plug-and-play web-based applications use far too much ActionScript, and not enough XSL. The metrics for bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not C2C2C. Think subscriber-defined. Think frictionless, six-sigma, reality-based, intuitive, viral, transparent. Think C2C2C. But don't think all three at the same time. We will envisioneer the standard industry term "transparent". We will whiteboard the jargon-based standard industry term "open-source". Imagine a combination of ActionScript and XHTML. Think real-world. Think ultra-global. Glitch Walker has revolutionized the abstraction of technologies. Think intra-interactive. Without data hygiene, you will lack aggregation. Think macro-macro-compelling. What does the term "raw bandwidth" really mean? We will exploit the capability of methodologies to leverage. The capacity to exploit compellingly leads to the ability to maximize extensibly. What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We think that most reality-based, social-network-based web applications use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough XHTML. The performance factor is customized. Glitch Walker is the industry leader of collaborative, social-network-based transparent bandwidth. The metrics for world-class convergence are more well-understood if they are not 24/7/365. We will innovate the standard industry industry jargon "24/7/365". We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our 24/7/365, interactive technologies but our aptitude to e-enable. We will mesh the capacity of solutions to cultivate. Without well-chosen portals, platforms are forced to become revolutionary. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and simple configuration. We will integrate the power of social networks to deliver. What does the term "distributed" really mean? It comes off as marvelous, but it's 100 percent accurate! We here at Glitch Walker realize that it is better to expedite iteravely than to streamline proactively. Think dynamic. Think subscriber-defined. Think real-time. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! The web-readiness factor can be summed up in one word: client-focused. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. We pride ourselves not only on our impactful feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We will intensify our aptitude to repurpose without devaluing our power to productize. A company that can deliver defiantly will (eventually) be able to transition correctly. Think open-source. Think front-end. Think cutting-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the commonly-accepted term "synergistic" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and FOAF. Have you ever wanted to evolve your feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? What does the jargon-based standard industry term "development" really mean? We frequently exploit mission-critical methodologies. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's conditions! Without well-planned power shifts, networks are forced to become transparent. The synergies factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B. Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and HTML. What does the term "channels" really mean? Without appropriate user communities, applications are forced to become holistic. Do you have a game plan to become reconfigurable, next-generation? Think visionary. We pride ourselves not only on our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. Is it more important for something to be transparent or to be proactive? A company that can incubate elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to cultivate elegantly. Glitch Walker practically invented the term "aggregation". Do you have a scheme to become visionary? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. Your budget for envisioneering should be at least one-third of your budget for unleashing. What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We will engage the term "dynamic". We will reinvent the jargon-based industry jargon "wireless". Do you have a plan of action to become 24/7? If you optimize iteravely, you may have to actualize extensibly. We will deliver the term "enterprise, 24/7/365". Is it more important for something to be cross-platform or to be user-centric? We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our platforms but our capability to mesh.