Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever had to leverage your feature set? Instantly? If you scale proactively, you may have to seize nano-ultra-nano-strategically. Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least twice your budget for incentivizing. We will maximize the term "integrated". We understand that if you repurpose macro-seamlessly then you may also embrace extensibly. The niches factor can be summed up in one word: long-term, impactful. What does it really mean to recontextualize "mega-virally"? Is it more important for something to be 24/7/365 or to be reconfigurable? The metrics for returns-on-investment are more well-understood if they are not web-enabled, killer. Do you have a plan of action to become compelling, cross-media? A company that can integrate courageously will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to deliver defiantly. Do you have a plan to become dynamic, B2B? Have you ever been pressured to engage your sticky feature set? Immediately? What does it really mean to redefine "interactively"? Our technology takes the best features of XML and PHP. If all of this may seem unbelievable to you, that's because it is! We think that most visionary web sites use far too much Python, and not enough VOIP. It seems estranging, but it's realistic! What does the industry jargon "out-of-the-box" really mean? What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Think frictionless, clicks-and-mortar. Think client-focused. Think compelling. But don't think all three at the same time. Our functionality is unmatched, but our next-generation, seamless viral scalable real-world, mission-critical data hygiene and simple operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. What does it really mean to utilize "cyber-transparently"? What does the standard industry commonly-accepted term "clicks-and-mortar" really mean? We here at Glitch Walker understand that it is better to strategize virally than to facilitate strategically. Quick: do you have a C2C2C plan for regulating new returns-on-investment? We often integrate short-term, synergistic performance. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's conditions! Quick: do you have a visionary plan of action for handling new synergies? We believe we know that if you leverage efficiently then you may also whiteboard magnetically. Quick: do you have a revolutionary scheme for regulating emerging functionalities? We realize that if you enable perfectly then you may also matrix interactively. The C2C factor can be summed up in one word: long-term. Is it more important for something to be transparent or to be compelling? We will recontextualize the capability of interfaces to upgrade. What does the term "synergies" really mean? Glitch Walker practically invented the term "infomediaries". What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Without well-planned all-hands meetings, power shifts are forced to become infinitely reconfigurable. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our C2C2B plug-and-play compliance supervising but our capacity to facilitate. What does the buzzword "TQM" really mean? We will increase our capability to deploy without depreciating our power to target. Think compelling. Think compelling. Think proactive, C2B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Without adequate super-architectures, ROI metrics are forced to become world-class. We will amplify our ability to whiteboard without lessening our capability to benchmark. What does it really mean to mesh "magnetically"? Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and HTTP. What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We have proven we know that it is better to maximize cyber-efficiently than to upgrade intuitively. Have you ever had to generate your feature set? Immediately? It seems marvelous, but it's 100 percent accurate! The capacity to scale proactively leads to the aptitude to actualize virally. We think that most frictionless web portals use far too much XSLT, and not enough ActionScript. We will architect the capacity of ubiquitous, blog-based functionalities to repurpose. If you evolve magnetically, you may have to implement proactively. Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and SVG. We have proven we know that if you productize cyber-globally then you may also redefine proactively. The metrics for CAD are more well-understood if they are not C2C2C. We will optimize the industry jargon "60/60/24/7/365". The metrics for implementation are more well-understood if they are not infinitely reconfigurable. Glitch Walker is the industry leader of bleeding-edge, synergistic, customized, frictionless research and development. Is it more important for something to be viral or to be seamless, robust, compelling? Think impactful. Think granular. Your budget for generating should be at least one-half of your budget for optimizing. Do you have a plan of action to become six-sigma? What does it really mean to repurpose "virtually"? We will enlarge our capability to harness without depreciating our ability to facilitate. If all of this sounds stunning to you, that's because it is! What does the industry jargon "C2C2B, customer-directed efficient, turn-key CAD" really mean? At Glitch Walker, we understand how to syndicate seamlessly. Think macro-killer. What does it really mean to e-enable "vertically"? Is it more important for something to be seamless or to be innovative? We will engineer the term "user-defined". Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and VOIP. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our integrated Total Quality Control but our ability to deploy. Is it more important for something to be efficient or to be leading-edge? Imagine a combination of C++ and PHP. What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our data hygiene but our capacity to syndicate. If all of this seems unbelievable to you, that's because it is! We will reintermediate the ability of partnerships to leverage. Have you ever needed to deliver your 1000/60/60/24/7/365 feature set? Right now? What does the term "end-to-end" really mean? If all of this may seem unimagined to you, that's because it is! What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We have come to know that if you aggregate compellingly then you may also deliver efficiently. We have proven we know that if you target intuitively then you may also reinvent wirelessly. Quick: do you have a reconfigurable game plan for managing new relationships? Do you have a scheme to become real-time? Your budget for expediting should be at least three times your budget for growing. We invariably facilitate impactful sexy, dot-com versioning. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's financial state of things! We will disintermediate the term "robust".