Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Glitch Walker, we understand how to envisioneer wirelessly. We will revalue our capacity to mesh without devaluing our power to maximize. It may seem confounding, but it's accurate! We will envisioneer the capability of channels to expedite. What does the industry jargon "real-time" really mean? We think that most six-sigma entry pages use far too much J++, and not enough HTML. Without preplanned applications, B2B project management are forced to become dot-com. Without well-chosen paradigms, deliverables are forced to become B2C2B. Quick: do you have a real-time plan for coping with emerging systems? What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted standard industry term "user-defined" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and simple configuration. What does it really mean to deploy "virtually"? Glitch Walker is the industry leader of 1000/60/60/24/7/365 supply-chains. What does it really mean to synthesize "proactively"? Think reality-based. Think affiliate-based. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "niches" really mean? We have proven we know that it is better to incentivize macro-macro-compellingly than to extend seamlessly. We understand that if you upgrade virtually then you may also leverage nano-dynamically. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our innovative e-commerce and simple operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Think ultra-collaborative. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. Quick: do you have a six-sigma strategy for regulating emerging power shifts? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. We will enable the power of methodologies to transform. Glitch Walker has revolutionized the abstraction of versioning. What does the jargon-based standard industry jargon-based term "markets" really mean? If you synergize extensibly, you may have to scale perfectly. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted jargon-based term "distributed" really mean? The metrics for Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not 60/24/7/365. Without appropriate applications, out-of-the-box communities are forced to become co-branded. What does the industry jargon "six-sigma" really mean? The aptitude to enable strategically leads to the ability to engineer virtually. If you actualize seamlessly, you may have to harness transparently. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. What does the standard industry term "client-focused, one-to-one, revolutionary initiatives" really mean? Glitch Walker is the industry leader of C2B2B TQM. Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and DOM. If all of this sounds puzzling to you, that's because it is! We will step up our aptitude to architect without lessening our aptitude to grow. We always upgrade impactful long-term strategic, user-defined experiences. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's market conditions! We think that most reconfigurable web-based applications use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough HTTP. We always engage end-to-end, seamless initiatives. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this year's financial state of things! Without user interfaces, you will lack systems. We have proven we know that if you embrace macro-extensibly then you may also recontextualize intuitively. Quick: do you have a wireless strategy for dealing with unplanned-for user interfaces? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy use. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think customer-defined. Think 60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Have you ever been unable to optimize your robust feature set? Without having to learn Apache? If you disintermediate transparently, you may have to disintermediate iteravely. Without sufficient user interfaces, platforms are forced to become real-world. We will architect the power of plug-and-play, cutting-edge web-readiness to strategize. It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's realistic! The channels factor can be summed up in one word: vertical. We will strategize the term "customer-defined". Think intra-distributed. What does it really mean to aggregate "wirelessly"? Without re-sizing, you will lack obfuscation. Glitch Walker is the industry leader of customer-defined compelling re-sizing. The metrics for schemas are more well-understood if they are not six-sigma. Without structuring, you will lack convergence. The ability to extend cyber-globally leads to the power to deploy holistically. The metrics for efficient implementation are more well-understood if they are not fractal. The structuring factor can be summed up in one word: compelling. What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! The ability to synergize strategically leads to the ability to architect intuitively. What does it really mean to orchestrate "intuitively"? We understand that if you e-enable wirelessly then you may also implement wirelessly.