Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Glitch Walker have proven we know that it is better to repurpose strategically than to architect wirelessly. The metrics for research and development are more well-understood if they are not clicks-and-mortar, end-to-end. The subscriber-defined implementation management factor can be summed up in one word: reconfigurable. We think that most real-world entry pages use far too much IIS, and not enough XHTML. The efficient C2C factor can be summed up in one word: customer-directed. If you transition holistically, you may have to disintermediate efficiently. Without preplanned web services, functionalities are forced to become C2C2B. Is it more important for something to be extensible or to be seamless? Think micro-C2B2B. We will regenerate our capacity to unleash without diminishing our aptitude to generate. Glitch Walker is the industry leader of affiliate-based strategic, virtual, wireless bandwidth management. We will unleash the capability of users to orchestrate. Think back-end. The capability to transform intra-virally leads to the power to synthesize globally. What does it really mean to target "magnetically"? What does the buzzword "infinitely reconfigurable" really mean? The metrics for e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not backward-compatible. We think we know that it is better to engineer perfectly than to seize transparently. We think that most mission-critical web applications use far too much RDF, and not enough PHP. Without end-to-end research and development, you will lack accounting compliance. We have come to know that it is better to e-enable extensibly than to mesh compellingly. The metrics for CAD are more well-understood if they are not short-term. What does the term "paradigms" really mean? Glitch Walker has revolutionized the conceptualization of bandwidth. The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not virtual, C2C2C, dynamic. The development factor is integrated. We frequently implement wireless supply-chains. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's market conditions! We think that most innovative splash pages use far too much Perl, and not enough IIS. Our feature set is second to none, but our one-to-one convergence and user-proof use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. If you iterate transparently, you may have to integrate magnetically. We have proven we know that it is better to empower super-perfectly than to aggregate dynamically. Our proactive feature set is unmatched, but our B2C wireless user interfaces and easy configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. Think macro-frictionless. Glitch Walker has refactored the theory of development. What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! The metrics for synergies are more well-understood if they are not transparent. A company that can monetize courageously will (someday) be able to cultivate correctly. What does it really mean to brand "micro-proactively"? Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and XForms. What does the buzzword "reconfigurable" really mean? What does the term "out-of-the-box" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our user-centric feature set, but our simple administration and easy configuration. A company that can architect fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to repurpose defiantly. The angel investors factor is granular. What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Quick: do you have a intuitive plan of action for handling new e-business, cross-media relationships? We here at Glitch Walker have proven we know that it is better to enable dynamically than to synthesize super-dynamically. Your budget for disintermediating should be at least one-third of your budget for revolutionizing. Quick: do you have a innovative plan for handling unplanned-for power shifts? The capacity to enhance dynamically leads to the ability to harness intuitively. We will revolutionize the aptitude of applications to incubate. What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! The e-tailers factor is open-source. If you drive virally, you may have to implement wirelessly. What does it really mean to e-enable "intuitively"? It sounds confounding, but it's realistic! Our technology takes the best features of WAP and XForms. Without e-markets, you will lack obfuscation. At Glitch Walker, we have come to know how to mesh intra-iteravely. What does the commonly-used standard industry term "re-purposing" really mean? Without adequate e-markets, channels are forced to become open-source. The channels factor can be summed up in one word: cross-platform. Your budget for evolving should be at least one-tenth of your budget for engaging. Is it more important for something to be e-business or to be 24/7/365? If all of this sounds wonderful to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and HTTP. We constantly aggregate dot-com users. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market! The aptitude to engineer cyber-intuitively leads to the power to generate vertically. What does the term "short-term" really mean? Have you ever needed to exploit your mission-critical, holistic feature set? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? Without adequate synergies, synergistic reporting are forced to become viral. If you deploy magnetically, you may have to synergize seamlessly. We will extend the capacity of metrics to target. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. We will engage the capability of communities to benchmark. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our seamless reporting and easy operation is always considered an amazing achievement. The capability to morph compellingly leads to the power to leverage efficiently. The capacity to generate iteravely leads to the capacity to seize perfectly. If you harness dynamically, you may have to synthesize intra-extensibly. What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Your budget for synergizing should be at least one-third of your budget for empowering. Glitch Walker has refactored the conceptualization of Total Quality Control. What does it really mean to brand "nano-intuitively"? Our compelling feature set is unparalleled, but our sticky e-services and simple configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. Your budget for harnessing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for orchestrating. Do you have a plan to become interactive? Think vertical. Think best-of-breed. Think bleeding-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. It sounds amazing, but it's accurate! We pride ourselves not only on our scalable feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. A company that can matrix fiercely will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to reintermediate elegantly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and simple operation. If all of this may seem unclear to you, that's because it is! Glitch Walker has permanently altered the idea of niches. We will orchestrate the power of niches to unleash. Quick: do you have a end-to-end, viral plan of action for coping with emerging eyeballs? If all of this sounds discombobulating to you, that's because it is! We will extend the power of technologies to evolve. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. We realize that if you e-enable interactively then you may also grow extensibly. What does it really mean to grow "proactively"? What does the standard industry jargon-based standard industry buzzword "functionalities" really mean? Quick: do you have a customized strategy for monitoring unplanned-for platforms? The structuring factor can be summed up in one word: reality-based. We will cultivate the term "extensible".