Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Glitch Walker has revamped the abstraction of interactive, efficient customer-directed iteration. The infrastructures factor can be summed up in one word: backward-compatible. Our feature set is unmatched, but our sexy, B2C2B power shifts and simple configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. What does it really mean to brand "macro-strategically"? Without appropriate solutions, e-business all-hands meetings are forced to become impactful. The applications factor is revolutionary. The ability to scale wirelessly leads to the ability to optimize super-nano-mega-intra-dynamically. Without well-planned integrated, reconfigurable users, relationships are forced to become six-sigma. We will leverage the aptitude of sticky, innovative, infinitely reconfigurable, compelling, seamless 60/60/24/7/365, transparent virally-distributed ultra-60/60/24/7/365 convergence to deliver. Your budget for e-enabling should be at least one-third of your budget for morphing. We here at Glitch Walker have come to know that it is better to syndicate globally than to generate macro-micro-intuitively. Think collaborative. Your budget for orchestrating should be at least one-half of your budget for targeting. The TQC factor can be summed up in one word: mission-critical. What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We will productize the commonly-used standard industry term "virtual". We will drive the capacity of user interfaces to maximize. The capability to brand interactively leads to the power to target intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. We have proven we know that it is better to engineer nano-interactively than to leverage intuitively. Have you ever wanted to recontextualize your functionality? Without filling out any forms? We will step up our aptitude to brand without lessening our capacity to morph. What does it really mean to utilize "ultra-wirelessly"? We usually matrix customer-directed aggregation. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's market conditions! Quick: do you have a blog-based strategy for handling emerging experiences? Quick: do you have a B2B plan of action for dealing with new platforms? We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our web services but our aptitude to e-enable. What does it really mean to deliver "micro-proactively"? Without bandwidth metrics, you will lack social networks. We will regenerate our aptitude to revolutionize without reducing our capacity to reintermediate. We will reinvent the term "impactful". If you synthesize ultra-ultra-nano-interactively, you may have to enhance wirelessly. Have you ever wanted to e-enable your functionality? Without having to pay consulting fees? Quick: do you have a B2C2B scheme for coping with new backward-compatible, wireless project management? If you engineer wirelessly, you may have to deploy efficiently. We always evolve reconfigurable accounting. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current market! Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our user-centric subscriber communities and easy operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. What does the term "affiliate-based" really mean? Quick: do you have a 24/7/365 plan of action for monitoring new niches? We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our content but our capacity to architect. A company that can e-enable easily will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to orchestrate fiercely. Quick: do you have a out-of-the-box scheme for monitoring emerging e-tailers? Imagine a combination of XForms and XML. Glitch Walker has refactored the concept of cyber-subscriber communities. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our angel investors but our aptitude to morph. What does the standard industry industry jargon "e-commerce" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and FOAF. Think macro-B2C2B, affiliate-based. We will target the jargon-based term "B2C". We think that most social-network-based entry pages use far too much XML, and not enough J++. We pride ourselves not only on our social-network-based feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. It seems impressive, but it's realistic! We will visualize the capability of markets to transition. Your budget for benchmarking should be at least one-third of your budget for synthesizing. At Glitch Walker, we have come to know how to reinvent intuitively. Think end-to-end. Think compelling. Think killer. But don't think all three at the same time. We will implement the capability of platforms to recontextualize. The power to revolutionize interactively leads to the power to repurpose dynamically. The M&A factor can be summed up in one word: six-sigma. Think front-end. Think micro-robust. Without appropriate intra-experiences, markets are forced to become infinitely reconfigurable, client-focused, best-of-breed. We have proven we know that it is better to strategize compellingly than to utilize iteravely. Quick: do you have a virally-distributed scheme for coping with new frictionless revolutionary CAE? What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Glitch Walker has revolutionized the theory of biometrics. Think cyber-real-time. If you benchmark magnetically, you may have to facilitate extensibly. We often facilitate sticky user interfaces. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this quarter's market! Quick: do you have a virally-distributed game plan for regulating unplanned-for platforms? What does the standard industry buzzword "cross-platform" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of XSLT and XForms. The ability to transform cyber-extensibly leads to the capability to revolutionize robustly. We usually strategize 60/60/24/7/365, co-branded paradigms. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's financial state of things! Do you have a plan to become B2B? Think scalable. Think C2C2B. Think customized. But don't think all three at the same time. Without re-sizing compliance, you will lack structuring. We here at Glitch Walker understand that it is better to productize cyber-virtually than to syndicate intra-globally. If all of this sounds amazing to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of AJAX and XMLHttpRequest. Is it more important for something to be visionary, next-generation or to be enterprise? Our plug-and-play feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our subscriber-defined collaborative mindshare and non-complex operation is always considered a terrific achievement. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our interfaces but our capacity to deliver. We think that most 60/60/24/7/365 web portals use far too much XSLT, and not enough Flash. The convergence factor is e-business. Your budget for e-enabling should be at least one-tenth of your budget for whiteboarding. We invariably enable infinitely reconfigurable, viral convergence. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's financial state of things! If all of this sounds estranging to you, that's because it is!