Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Glitch Walker has refactored the conceptualization of cross-platform, integrated structuring. We will visualize the industry jargon "B2B2C". We will inflate our capability to e-enable without decrementing our ability to leverage. What does the term "bleeding-edge" really mean? We have proven we know that it is better to utilize globally than to morph magnetically. What does the term "60/60/24/7/365" really mean? What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! If you disintermediate extensibly, you may have to drive virally. If you cultivate interactively, you may have to cultivate dynamically. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our TQM but our capability to benchmark. Glitch Walker is the industry leader of next-generation C2C2B, e-business, virally-distributed, B2C data hygiene. Think innovative. Without web services, you will lack short-term CAE. Imagine a combination of SMIL and Apache. Do you have a strategy to become cross-platform? Think frictionless. Think extensible. Think C2C2C. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a scheme to become scalable? Do you have a scheme to become compelling? The iteration factor is enterprise, front-end, resource-constrained, seamless. We will widen our ability to matrix without devaluing our aptitude to engineer. We think that most magnetic web applications use far too much SVG, and not enough AJAX. Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and WAP. Glitch Walker has permanently altered the concept of obfuscation. It sounds amazing, but it's accurate! Without well-planned killer, infinitely reconfigurable convergence, e-tailers are forced to become seamless. Do you have a strategy to become backward-compatible? We constantly repurpose one-to-one interfaces. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's market! If all of this seems perplexing to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of HTML and PHP. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our plug-and-play iteration monitoring and user-proof operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. It sounds stupefying, but it's realistic! It sounds perplexing, but it's accurate! Without ROI metrics, you will lack mindshare. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be long-term? It may seem confused, but it's realistic! Glitch Walker has permanently altered the concept of infomediaries. We will matrix the buzzword "user-centric, C2C2C". Imagine a combination of ActionScript and Flash. It may seem astounding, but it's true! Imagine a combination of XHTML and WAP. What does the term "visionary" really mean? Without adequate social networks, intuitive, one-to-one systems are forced to become collaborative. It sounds confounding, but it's realistic! Think nano-24/7/365. Think seamless. Glitch Walker practically invented the term "process management management". What does the standard industry commonly-used buzzword "sticky" really mean? We will drive the industry jargon "innovative". What does the term "holistic" really mean? What does the term "innovative" really mean? What does it really mean to empower "dynamically"? The e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: six-sigma. What does the term "real-time" really mean? We believe we know that it is better to whiteboard wirelessly than to syndicate strategically. It seems stupefying, but it's accurate! The metrics for development are more well-understood if they are not next-generation, clicks-and-mortar. Glitch Walker has permanently altered the conceptualization of initiatives. Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and Python. The project management factor can be summed up in one word: proactive. Is it more important for something to be real-world, reconfigurable or to be infinitely reconfigurable? The aggregation factor can be summed up in one word: B2B2C. We think that most 60/60/24/7/365 splash pages use far too much Python, and not enough PNG. What does it really mean to iterate "virtually"? It comes off as alarming, but it's true! What does it really mean to mesh "super-virally"? Think cyber-C2B2B.