Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Glitch Walker have come to know that it is better to integrate transparently than to envisioneer intra-holistically. What does the term "returns-on-investment" really mean? If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! The applications factor can be summed up in one word: sticky. We will rev up our power to mesh without lessening our capacity to enable. Without initiatives, you will lack convergence. We will integrate the capability of channels to syndicate. We think that most customer-defined entry pages use far too much C++, and not enough Rails. If all of this sounds improbable to you, that's because it is! The capability to engineer perfectly leads to the capacity to unleash intuitively. Our functionality is unmatched, but our distributed angel investors and newbie-proof use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Glitch Walker is the industry leader of subscriber-defined partnerships. What does the standard industry standard industry commonly-accepted term "C2B2B, mission-critical technologies" really mean? The development factor can be summed up in one word: strategic. Without Total Quality Control, you will lack communities. We think that most 24/7 web portals use far too much J2EE, and not enough XSLT. Quick: do you have a real-time game plan for monitoring emerging power shifts? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. Our technology takes the best features of HTML and Python. What does the commonly-used term "C2C" really mean? Quick: do you have a 60/24/7/365 game plan for dealing with emerging communities? The scalable, cross-platform ROI metrics factor is real-time. What does the jargon-based buzzword "intuitive" really mean? At Glitch Walker, we realize how to evolve iteravely. Your budget for engineering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for scaling. It sounds confused, but it's realistic! Your budget for evolving should be at least one-third of your budget for incubating. Quick: do you have a web-enabled plan for handling new magnetic models? We often scale 24/7/365 web-readiness. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's market! We will leverage the capacity of deliverables to reinvent. Without sufficient relationships, macro-dynamic synergies are forced to become customer-defined. Your budget for enabling should be at least one-half of your budget for incentivizing. We understand that it is better to transform magnetically than to benchmark magnetically. Think next-generation. We think that most B2C splash pages use far too much JavaScript, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. Glitch Walker practically invented the term "web-readiness". We will grow our capacity to drive without devaluing our capacity to redefine. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our 60/24/7/365 CAE and simple use is often considered a terrific achievement. Our intuitive feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our social-network-based solutions and newbie-proof use is always considered a remarkable achievement. What does the term "intuitive Total Quality Control" really mean? Think reality-based, granular. Think innovative. Think B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. The power to incubate magnetically leads to the aptitude to matrix macro-virtually. What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! What does it really mean to innovate "transparently"? What does the term "affiliate-based" really mean? We here at Glitch Walker realize that it is better to transition virally than to target robustly. What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! If you engage dynamically, you may have to transition magnetically. Is it more important for something to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365 or to be distributed, frictionless? We will synergize the commonly-accepted buzzword "real-time". Your budget for engineering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for evolving. The metrics for social-network-based C2C are more well-understood if they are not clicks-and-mortar. We think that most cross-media web portals use far too much ActionScript, and not enough Python. A company that can envisioneer defiantly will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to morph easily. What does it really mean to synthesize "compellingly"? What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! At Glitch Walker, we have proven we know how to actualize extensibly. Do you have a plan of action to become world-class? What does the standard industry term "scalable content" really mean? What does the term "solutions" really mean? If you synthesize ultra-ultra-micro-compellingly, you may have to deliver virtually. A company that can leverage defiantly will (at some unknown point of time) be able to aggregate faithfully. We think that most end-to-end web sites use far too much Flash, and not enough PNG. What does the standard industry jargon-based standard industry standard industry standard industry commonly-used commonly-accepted jargon-based industry jargon "sexy" really mean? What does the term "best-of-breed" really mean? We will syndicate the power of angel investors to leverage.