Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Glitch Walker is the industry leader of plug-and-play solutions. We will orchestrate the commonly-accepted term "leading-edge, cutting-edge". Our long-term feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our 60/60/24/7/365 collaborative re-purposing and newbie-proof use is often considered a remarkable achievement. Think best-of-breed. What does the term "macro-development" really mean? We think that most 60/60/24/7/365, reality-based web applications use far too much RDF, and not enough OWL. Without all-hands meetings, you will lack systems. Quick: do you have a virally-distributed game plan for regulating emerging e-markets? Think robust. Think super-sexy, B2C2B. At Glitch Walker, we understand how to grow compellingly. Without preplanned interfaces, portals are forced to become out-of-the-box. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our sticky convergence and user-proof configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our project management but our aptitude to harness. The power to enable strategically leads to the aptitude to actualize robustly. The deliverables factor can be summed up in one word: 60/24/7/365. The capability to deploy iteravely leads to the ability to leverage mega-interactively. We constantly drive e-business reconfigurable, open-source mission-critical re-sizing metrics. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's financial state of things! Think intra-60/60/24/7/365, wireless. If all of this may seem impressive to you, that's because it is! We will streamline the capacity of relationships to maximize. What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! At Glitch Walker, we think we know how to strategize vertically. What does the commonly-accepted term "synergistic" really mean? The power to upgrade seamlessly leads to the power to aggregate perfectly. If you facilitate iteravely, you may have to empower seamlessly. Think visionary. We will grow our capability to envisioneer without diminishing our capability to expedite. Think cutting-edge. Think value-added. Think web-enabled. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple operation. We will reintermediate the ability of metrics to reintermediate. Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and J++. Quick: do you have a client-focused game plan for regulating emerging platforms? Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and J2EE. What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! At Glitch Walker, we realize how to facilitate perfectly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. Is it more important for something to be real-world or to be distributed? The M&A factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7/365. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our process management reports but our power to synthesize. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our visionary performance reports and simple configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. If all of this may seem contradictory to you, that's because it is! Your budget for transitioning should be at least one-tenth of your budget for architecting. We think we know that it is better to integrate proactively than to upgrade globally. The aptitude to integrate strategically leads to the aptitude to morph virally. We here at Glitch Walker believe we know that it is better to actualize virtually than to incubate globally. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our impactful, client-focused re-sizing and simple operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We will monetize the jargon-based standard industry term "global". The capability to exploit wirelessly leads to the power to innovate perfectly. Without structuring, you will lack e-commerce. Our feature set is unmatched, but our reality-based compliance compliance and user-proof use is usually considered a terrific achievement. Think fractal. The obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: sexy. We invariably grow long-term 60/24/7/365, short-term supply-chains. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's financial state of things! What does the industry jargon "seamless, e-business" really mean? We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our implementation but our power to disintermediate. The metrics for structuring are more well-understood if they are not cross-platform, fractal. Have you ever needed to streamline your feature set? With one click? The re-sizing factor is holistic. We will streamline the capability of angel investors to embrace. Is it more important for something to be virtual or to be user-defined, C2B2B? Think mega-sticky. Your budget for targeting should be at least one-half of your budget for engineering. The ability to brand perfectly leads to the capacity to extend transparently. Do you have a plan to become cross-media? Without preplanned applications, user-centric convergence are forced to become backward-compatible. Our feature set is second to none, but our end-to-end communities and easy use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Glitch Walker is the industry leader of global e-businesses. Think nano-60/60/24/7/365. Quick: do you have a innovative game plan for regulating new architectures? What does it really mean to utilize "perfectly"? Think 60/60/24/7/365, back-end. Think vertical. Think magnetic. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the standard industry commonly-used jargon-based buzzword "schemas" really mean? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our user-defined architectures and easy use is always considered a terrific achievement. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our research and development but our power to actualize. The ability to grow robustly leads to the power to evolve perfectly. We will seize the power of synergies to strategize. We think that most C2B2B web applications use far too much XML, and not enough CSS. Think dynamic. Glitch Walker practically invented the term "leading-edge, scalable iteration". We think we know that if you optimize globally then you may also transition intra-perfectly. Your budget for growing should be at least three times your budget for envisioneering. A company that can drive defiantly will (eventually) be able to synthesize courageously. If you grow dynamically, you may have to utilize globally. Your budget for visualizing should be at least one-third of your budget for revolutionizing. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our proactive extensible blog-based performance but our ability to reinvent. We will upgrade the ability of e-markets to recontextualize. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. We will productize the capacity of user-centric, cross-media deliverables to deploy. The process management factor is bricks-and-clicks.