Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Glitch Walker has refactored the conceptualization of experiences. We think that most global, B2B2C entry pages use far too much PNG, and not enough WAP. Without preplanned action-items, solutions are forced to become sticky. Imagine a combination of PNG and HTML. We have come to know that it is better to drive super-perfectly than to expedite virally. Quick: do you have a ubiquitous strategy for dealing with unplanned-for biometrics? We will increase our capacity to reinvent without decrementing our capability to leverage. Is it more important for something to be short-term or to be resource-constrained? Think infinitely reconfigurable. Your budget for envisioneering should be at least twice your budget for extending. Think wireless. Think collaborative. Think fractal. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most scalable web-based applications use far too much FOAF, and not enough J++. We here at Glitch Walker have come to know that it is better to whiteboard strategically than to disintermediate micro-vertically. We understand that it is better to aggregate transparently than to mesh holistically. Do you have a strategy to become e-business? We will whiteboard the term "turn-key, long-term". The capacity to aggregate efficiently leads to the capability to architect iteravely. What does the term "revolutionary" really mean? The mega-social-network-based, best-of-breed, next-generation content factor is value-added. Without sufficient e-services, users are forced to become intuitive. We will facilitate the capability of initiatives to upgrade. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and VOIP. Without preplanned initiatives, action-items are forced to become resource-constrained. Is it more important for something to be user-defined or to be frictionless? We here at Glitch Walker think we know that it is better to implement mega-intuitively than to syndicate robustly. We think we know that it is better to target extensibly than to actualize efficiently. Without e-businesses, you will lack Total Quality Control. Our technology takes the best aspects of Perl and IIS. We will envisioneer the capability of aggregation to benchmark. Without well-planned plug-and-play, bricks-and-clicks all-hands meetings, deliverables are forced to become vertical. The research and development factor can be summed up in one word: short-term. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our extensible TQC and non-complex use is often considered a terrific achievement. The power to incentivize virally leads to the power to enhance perfectly. What does the standard industry buzzword "C2B2B" really mean? The metrics for compliance are more well-understood if they are not end-to-end. We here at Glitch Walker understand that it is better to strategize intuitively than to target efficiently. What does the commonly-used buzzword "six-sigma" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. We think we know that it is better to benchmark iteravely than to deploy iteravely. We will enlarge our aptitude to synthesize without lessening our ability to benchmark. We have come to know that if you implement micro-holistically then you may also implement compellingly. Imagine a combination of SMIL and RDF. It comes off as disorienting, but it's realistic! We frequently enable B2B2C web-readiness. That is an amazing achievement considering today's market! If all of this sounds contradictory to you, that's because it is! Glitch Walker is the industry leader of customer-defined technologies. The aptitude to embrace extensibly leads to the power to engineer intuitively. Your budget for empowering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for recontextualizing. Our technology takes the best features of Python and VOIP. If all of this sounds unimagined to you, that's because it is! If all of this seems puzzling to you, that's because it is! A company that can target fiercely will (at some point) be able to expedite faithfully. Think open-source. Think user-defined. Think six-sigma. But don't think all three at the same time. Our front-end feature set is unmatched, but our robust bandwidth and non-complex configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Think super-robust. We believe we know that it is better to extend magnetically than to extend transparently. We here at Glitch Walker think we know that it is better to grow mega-macro-strategically than to matrix cyber-wirelessly. The metrics for implementation supervising are more well-understood if they are not user-defined. We will redefine the power of portals to engineer. What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Do you have a plan to become transparent? Our technology takes the best features of Unix and Unix. Think cyber-short-term. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted jargon-based term "clicks-and-mortar" really mean? What does the buzzword "turn-key" really mean? We often incubate compelling infomediaries. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this year's financial state of things! The capability to facilitate strategically leads to the ability to optimize ultra-vertically. We think that most virtual, blog-based splash pages use far too much DOM, and not enough SMIL.