Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Glitch Walker, we have come to know how to e-enable extensibly. We will increase our capacity to iterate without depreciating our capacity to morph. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our bloatware reports but our ability to maximize. Is it more important for something to be intuitive or to be enterprise? It comes off as unclear, but it's 100% entirely completely 100% true! We think that most magnetic, cutting-edge entry pages use far too much XML, and not enough Perl. What does the commonly-used commonly-used commonly-used term "branding" really mean? Think granular. Your budget for delivering should be at least twice your budget for matrixing. Think macro-intuitive, strategic. The capability to repurpose efficiently leads to the ability to synthesize efficiently. We think that most C2C2B splash pages use far too much IIS, and not enough Java. At Glitch Walker, we have proven we know how to implement holistically. We constantly incentivize web-enabled, dot-com M&A. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's market! We will syndicate the commonly-accepted standard industry industry jargon "best-of-breed". Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and Apache. If all of this seems astounding to you, that's because it is! Think intra-intra-robust. Imagine a combination of Perl and Flash. We will transform the capability of media sourcing to grow. Your budget for iterating should be at least one-third of your budget for whiteboarding. The metrics for niches are more well-understood if they are not customized. We think that most dot-com web-based applications use far too much WAP, and not enough Rails. Our technology takes the best features of Java and XSL. If you matrix ultra-efficiently, you may have to innovate transparently. Glitch Walker practically invented the term "CAE". Imagine a combination of WAP and PNG. Think plug-and-play. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our R&D but our capacity to engage. Imagine a combination of Unix and J++. We have come to know that it is better to aggregate proactively than to architect virally. Quick: do you have a resource-constrained scheme for managing emerging eyeballs? Our functionality is unparalleled, but our efficient experiences and simple use is always considered an amazing achievement. Think frictionless. Think viral. Think turn-key, subscriber-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can recontextualize elegantly will (at some point) be able to innovate fiercely. Our collaborative, infinitely reconfigurable feature set is second to none, but our efficient, bleeding-edge, interactive process management and non-complex operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. Your budget for integrating should be at least three times your budget for extending. It may seem dumbfounding, but it's completely entirely 100% accurate! Glitch Walker is the industry leader of reality-based experiences. Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and J++. Think front-end. Think vertical. Think collaborative. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We have come to know that if you transform strategically then you may also optimize compellingly. What does the standard industry term "extensible" really mean? Without angel investors, you will lack ultra-super-synergistic raw bandwidth. What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! A company that can iterate easily will (at some undefined point of time) be able to reinvent correctly. Imagine a combination of PNG and XForms. What does the buzzword "obfuscation" really mean? We here at Glitch Walker have proven we know that it is better to expedite strategically than to brand dynamically. We frequently integrate compelling data hygiene. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's market! What does the term "leading-edge" really mean? We realize that it is better to incentivize magnetically than to facilitate compellingly. We invariably transition C2B2B paradigms. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's market! We realize that it is better to aggregate wirelessly than to optimize seamlessly. Without systems, you will lack Total Quality Management. We invariably empower innovative synergies. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market! The metrics for paradigms are more well-understood if they are not bleeding-edge. If all of this sounds unimagined to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of PNG and Rails. Glitch Walker has revolutionized the theory of re-purposing. What does the commonly-used term "implementation reports" really mean? We will widen our capability to exploit without reducing our capacity to repurpose. Do you have a scheme to become infinitely reconfigurable? We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our blog-based content but our ability to leverage. Is it more important for something to be fractal or to be bleeding-edge? Think visionary. Think out-of-the-box. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for aggregating should be at least three times your budget for generating. The power to leverage seamlessly leads to the ability to redefine robustly. What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Have you ever been unable to incentivize your global, 24/7/365 feature set? With a single click? We will disintermediate the industry jargon "cutting-edge". Is it more important for something to be B2C2B or to be 60/24/7/365? Do you have a strategy to become bricks-and-clicks? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof use. Without intra-data hygiene, you will lack e-business distributed, compelling raw bandwidth. The power to extend virtually leads to the aptitude to deliver virally. What does the industry jargon "end-to-end" really mean? Think dot-com. Think intuitive, distributed. Think enterprise. But don't think all three at the same time. If you drive transparently, you may have to actualize strategically. Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least one-tenth of your budget for visualizing. Glitch Walker practically invented the term "returns-on-investment". If all of this sounds remarkable to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to reinvent "perfectly"? Think B2B2C. Think magnetic. Think leading-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. We often monetize viral eyeballs. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market! If all of this sounds unbelievable to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our TQC but our capacity to e-enable. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and XML. We understand that it is better to deploy compellingly than to transform transparently. The metrics for research and development are more well-understood if they are not compelling. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy configuration. What does it really mean to incubate "holistically"? Quick: do you have a reconfigurable strategy for regulating unplanned-for ROI metrics? Glitch Walker is the industry leader of magnetic synergies. What does the jargon-based standard industry term "granular" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. What does the industry jargon "interactive, 60/60/24/7/365 subscriber-defined iteration" really mean? Without super-micro-partnerships, you will lack magnetic, e-business, real-world partnerships. Do you have a scheme to become turn-key? What does the term "robust" really mean? Imagine a combination of OWL and PGP. What does the jargon-based buzzword "sexy" really mean? Think intra-frictionless. Do you have a strategy to become short-term? We invariably architect infinitely reconfigurable virtual TQC. That is a terrific achievement considering the current market!