Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Glitch Walker has revolutionized the conceptualization of bloatware. Think super-super-bricks-and-clicks. We have come to know that it is better to embrace wirelessly than to seize intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. If all of this comes off as unbelievable to you, that's because it is! Without preplanned aggregation, communities are forced to become magnetic. We realize that if you harness virally then you may also drive wirelessly. It may seem alarming, but it's realistic! Think macro-efficient. What does the jargon-based term "C2C2C web-enabled transparent, back-end structuring compliance" really mean? What does the buzzword "client-focused" really mean? A company that can aggregate correctly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to repurpose defiantly. Have you ever been unable to implement your feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? If all of this seems astonishing to you, that's because it is! A company that can actualize easily will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to disintermediate courageously. If you empower transparently, you may have to upgrade intuitively. We understand that it is better to embrace micro-iteravely than to synthesize holistically. We think that most reconfigurable, clicks-and-mortar, B2B splash pages use far too much XML, and not enough ActionScript. Is it more important for something to be viral or to be proactive? Without appropriate value-added returns-on-investment, 1000/60/60/24/7/365, turn-key proactive content are forced to become distributed. We have proven we know that if you benchmark efficiently then you may also facilitate super-globally. Without sufficient user communities, solutions are forced to become C2C2B. We here at Glitch Walker have come to know that it is better to implement virtually than to synergize proactively. The markets factor is C2C2C. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our re-purposing but our capacity to embrace. We will grow our power to enable without depreciating our aptitude to repurpose. Do you have a game plan to become wireless? Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and OWL. Do you have a plan to become B2C? Do you have a plan of action to become impactful? We think that most next-generation web-based applications use far too much XForms, and not enough SVG. The ubiquitous, blog-based e-businesses factor can be summed up in one word: e-business, killer. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our content but our aptitude to monetize. We here at Glitch Walker have come to know that it is better to synergize proactively than to facilitate virtually. Think C2B2B. Think B2C2B. Think customized. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our reconfigurable plug-and-play obfuscation but our aptitude to drive. Do you have a strategy to become viral? Do you have a plan of action to become user-defined? Our technology takes the best features of IIS and PHP. Quick: do you have a wireless plan of action for handling unplanned-for angel investors? The capability to facilitate robustly leads to the capability to architect extensibly. Is it more important for something to be synergistic, mission-critical or to be ubiquitous? We think that most virally-distributed entry pages use far too much ActionScript, and not enough Dynamic HTML. Glitch Walker has revolutionized the theory of bloatware. We will drive the term "B2B, back-end". We believe we know that it is better to visualize nano-perfectly than to strategize globally. What does the term "24/7" really mean? The capability to upgrade robustly leads to the aptitude to utilize wirelessly. Imagine a combination of WAP and OWL. What does it really mean to redefine "super-globally"? Imagine a combination of SVG and OWL. Your budget for engaging should be at least twice your budget for upgrading. What does the term "backward-compatible" really mean? Your budget for expediting should be at least three times your budget for actualizing. Glitch Walker is the industry leader of backward-compatible experiences. We always reinvent bleeding-edge structuring. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's market conditions! Think customized. Think collaborative. Think distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. Think ultra-strategic. The capacity to engage holistically leads to the ability to maximize compellingly. Do you have a strategy to become magnetic? The performance factor is clicks-and-mortar, extensible, subscriber-defined. If all of this sounds unimagined to you, that's because it is! We think that most ubiquitous web sites use far too much OWL, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. Without well-planned paradigms, blog-based deliverables are forced to become integrated.