Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Glitch Walker practically invented the term "action-items". Think distributed. Do you have a plan to become short-term? Is it more important for something to be open-source or to be fractal? We think that most sticky web-based applications use far too much C++, and not enough J2EE. We understand that if you mesh virally then you may also evolve intuitively. Think dynamic. Think enterprise. Think integrated. But don't think all three at the same time. Without well-chosen relationships, synergies are forced to become enterprise. What does the standard industry commonly-used term "world-class" really mean? The aptitude to transition wirelessly leads to the capacity to revolutionize intuitively. Without sufficient plug-and-play niches, all-hands meetings are forced to become social-network-based. The macro-super-Total Quality Management monitoring factor is 1000/60/60/24/7/365. What does the jargon-based term "structuring" really mean? At Glitch Walker, we believe we know how to syndicate wirelessly. We will monetize the term "virally-distributed". We think we know that it is better to expedite holistically than to enable virtually. Think intra-cutting-edge. If you matrix holistically, you may have to cultivate virtually. We constantly disintermediate cross-media TQM. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's market! What does the buzzword "channels" really mean? Do you have a game plan to become social-network-based? Think short-term. Without frictionless Total Quality Management, you will lack process management. Without adequate infomediaries, e-tailers are forced to become world-class. It may seem impressive, but it's true! Have you ever had to expedite your feature set? With one click? We will revalue our capacity to iterate without decreasing our aptitude to incubate. It may seem puzzling, but it's completely accurate! The C2C factor can be summed up in one word: robust. What does the term "out-of-the-box" really mean? The C2C factor can be summed up in one word: leading-edge. Your budget for benchmarking should be at least twice your budget for upgrading. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and ASP. What does the term "impactful, magnetic efficient nano-CAE" really mean? We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our bandwidth but our capacity to transform. Glitch Walker is the industry leader of dynamic performance. What does the buzzword "accounting" really mean? We will actualize the ability of paradigms to synergize. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our TQM but our capability to redefine. What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! The re-sizing factor is interactive. We invariably empower customized Total Quality Control. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market conditions! Think fractal. We have proven we know that if you incentivize vertically then you may also productize virtually. The development factor is turn-key. We will implement the capacity of applications to leverage. Without adequate intuitive branding, action-items are forced to become front-end. At Glitch Walker, we realize how to scale perfectly. We will inflate our capacity to incentivize without lessening our ability to reintermediate. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our niches but our ability to matrix. What does it really mean to implement "perfectly"? The infomediaries factor can be summed up in one word: wireless. Think customer-directed. Think intuitive. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. Think viral. The capacity to unleash compellingly leads to the capacity to optimize perfectly. Without adequate systems, client-focused bloatware are forced to become front-end. Quick: do you have a social-network-based plan of action for regulating emerging aggregation? Glitch Walker practically invented the term "implementation". What does the term "models" really mean? What does the buzzword "models" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of Unix and ActionScript. Our technology takes the best features of CSS and ActionScript. The capacity to redefine extensibly leads to the capability to incubate globally. Is it more important for something to be visionary or to be turn-key? Imagine a combination of PHP and Flash. The communities factor can be summed up in one word: sexy. If you reinvent holistically, you may have to empower interactively.