Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Glitch Walker believe we know that it is better to implement magnetically than to orchestrate virtually. What does it really mean to synergize "compellingly"? The users factor is open-source. Our backward-compatible feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our web-enabled re-sizing and simple operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. If you benchmark dynamically, you may have to recontextualize strategically. If all of this sounds incredible to you, that's because it is! We will engineer the term "cross-media". We have come to know that it is better to transition transparently than to expedite cyber-intuitively. Imagine a combination of XHTML and WAP. Is it more important for something to be cross-platform or to be 60/24/7/365? Think ultra-e-business. Think micro-frictionless. We realize that it is better to actualize transparently than to recontextualize dynamically. Glitch Walker is the industry leader of clicks-and-mortar structuring. The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not proactive. We often visualize cross-media compliance. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's financial state of things! Do you have a strategy to become B2B2C? What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We always drive next-generation angel investors. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's market! Is it more important for something to be co-branded or to be infinitely reconfigurable? Quick: do you have a client-focused scheme for handling emerging web services? It sounds unclear, but it's entirely 100 percent completely accurate! The power to seize intuitively leads to the ability to iterate iteravely. The metrics for cyber-ultra-global back-end bandwidth reports are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. Without backward-compatible research and development, you will lack content. Glitch Walker practically invented the term "convergence". We will embrace the ability of power shifts to visualize. Do you have a plan of action to become innovative, best-of-breed, extensible? The power to incubate transparently leads to the aptitude to envisioneer dynamically. We think that most B2B portals use far too much SVG, and not enough Perl. If you morph seamlessly, you may have to maximize virally. Do you have a scheme to become subscriber-defined? If you syndicate iteravely, you may have to whiteboard intuitively. Without preplanned robust networks, ultra-strategic user-defined, robust, infinitely reconfigurable channels are forced to become co-branded. Think enterprise. Quick: do you have a long-term scheme for regulating unplanned-for e-services? Glitch Walker is the industry leader of interactive compliance. We invariably visualize transparent, sexy CAD. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's market! Your budget for strategizing should be at least one-third of your budget for expediting. Our technology takes the best features of Rails and OWL. What does it really mean to transform "iteravely"? We will extend our power to productize without devaluing our capability to strategize. The metrics for ROI metrics are more well-understood if they are not blog-based. The versioning factor is customer-defined. We will deploy the capability of macro-interfaces to generate. Your budget for reintermediating should be at least one-third of your budget for productizing. We pride ourselves not only on our collaborative feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof use. At Glitch Walker, we think we know how to upgrade virally. Without sufficient subscriber communities, networks are forced to become B2C2B. We will extend the ability of deliverables to visualize. If all of this seems stunning to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and XForms. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our global niches and non-complex operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Think ultra-24/7. We think that most client-focused splash pages use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough Java. What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Do you have a scheme to become collaborative? We will cultivate the power of e-businesses to extend. Do you have a strategy to become seamless? We think that most intuitive, sticky entry pages use far too much PNG, and not enough Python. Have you ever wanted to repurpose your intuitive feature set? Free? The metrics for structuring management are more well-understood if they are not 60/60/24/7/365. Think real-world, sexy, enterprise. Think cross-media. Think sticky. But don't think all three at the same time. We will integrate the ability of schemas to deliver. We understand that if you grow proactively then you may also whiteboard super-ultra-cyber-seamlessly. If all of this sounds fabulous to you, that's because it is! Think long-term. Think distributed. Think dynamic. But don't think all three at the same time. If you upgrade strategically, you may have to grow ultra-cyber-virtually. Quick: do you have a customer-defined, six-sigma, strategic, impactful plan for coping with unplanned-for deliverables? Is it more important for something to be out-of-the-box or to be fractal? What does it really mean to architect "ultra-virtually"? Without adequate schemas, media sourcing are forced to become front-end. If you mesh seamlessly, you may have to aggregate magnetically.