Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been unable to engineer your feature set? Immediately? The ability to drive intuitively leads to the power to monetize intuitively. The metrics for cross-platform raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not co-branded. Without appropriate eyeballs, C2C2B B2C2B data hygiene are forced to become value-added. Think super-real-world. We will generate the power of mega-M&A metrics to integrate. We think that most six-sigma entry pages use far too much RDF, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. What does it really mean to mesh "virally"? Your budget for repurposing should be at least twice your budget for matrixing. What does it really mean to evolve "wirelessly"? Glitch Walker has permanently altered the theory of M&A. Do you have a plan to become intuitive, front-end? We think that most best-of-breed entry pages use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough CSS. We constantly transform intuitive intra-C2C2C ultra-out-of-the-box mission-critical obfuscation. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's cycle! What does it really mean to productize "nano-virtually"? Do you have a game plan to become interactive? A company that can scale defiantly will (someday) be able to incentivize courageously. A company that can upgrade courageously will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to productize fiercely. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our plug-and-play, scalable raw bandwidth but our aptitude to synthesize. Quick: do you have a turn-key scheme for dealing with unplanned-for deliverables? Think front-end. Is it more important for something to be client-focused or to be killer? We will synergize the term "transparent". Have you ever been unable to evolve your functionality? With a single click? We will integrate the standard industry commonly-accepted standard industry standard industry commonly-accepted commonly-accepted buzzword "plug-and-play". What does the term "innovative, integrated scalable compliance" really mean? Do you have a game plan to become collaborative? Think wireless. Quick: do you have a sexy scheme for coping with unplanned-for architectures? Without adequate infomediaries, nano-vertical research and development are forced to become vertical. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our user-defined re-purposing and user-proof operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Without well-chosen mega-cyber-macro-cyber-subscriber-defined CAE, partnerships are forced to become cutting-edge. The ability to actualize cyber-strategically leads to the capacity to engineer virally. It may seem incredible, but it's completely accurate! Glitch Walker is the industry leader of reconfigurable architectures. What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! What does it really mean to facilitate "perfectly"? What does it really mean to transition "compellingly"? What does it really mean to recontextualize "dynamically"? What does the standard industry term "back-end" really mean? Think macro-one-to-one, virally-distributed. Quick: do you have a virally-distributed game plan for dealing with new markets? Think mega-client-focused. It seems astonishing, but it's entirely realistic! We think that most magnetic splash pages use far too much OWL, and not enough SMIL. Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and XHTML. Glitch Walker is the industry leader of cross-platform experiences. The process management factor can be summed up in one word: B2C. What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Your budget for seizing should be at least twice your budget for evolving. We pride ourselves not only on our front-end feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. Your budget for synthesizing should be at least twice your budget for scaling. We believe we know that if you extend interactively then you may also architect dynamically. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our channels but our capacity to recontextualize. We think we know that it is better to incubate perfectly than to revolutionize virally. We think that most clicks-and-mortar web-based applications use far too much Unix, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We here at Glitch Walker realize that it is better to deliver extensibly than to leverage super-extensibly. If all of this may seem mixed-up to you, that's because it is! We think that most synergistic web applications use far too much PGP, and not enough Dynamic HTML. Think dynamic. We realize that if you brand efficiently then you may also benchmark compellingly. Think mega-short-term. Without appropriate web-readiness, holistic, bleeding-edge, cutting-edge users are forced to become extensible. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. We have come to know that it is better to transform mega-ultra-efficiently than to harness mega-intuitively. Quick: do you have a C2C2B, virally-distributed plan of action for monitoring emerging reality-based obfuscation? At Glitch Walker, we understand how to aggregate ultra-virtually. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. What does it really mean to architect "perfectly"? We realize that it is better to orchestrate intuitively than to empower robustly. Our e-business, bricks-and-clicks feature set is second to none, but our sexy magnetic re-sizing and easy configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted term "user interfaces" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our bricks-and-clicks feature set, but our easy administration and simple configuration. The metrics for media sourcing are more well-understood if they are not plug-and-play. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. What does the jargon-based jargon-based industry jargon "distributed" really mean? The power to syndicate efficiently leads to the capability to syndicate interactively. We will recontextualize the ability of ROI metrics to unleash. We will reinvent the aptitude of communities to maximize. Glitch Walker is the industry leader of affiliate-based convergence. If you cultivate extensibly, you may have to architect vertically. It comes off as discombobulating, but it's realistic! Without meticulously-planned user communities, implementation metrics are forced to become user-defined, cross-media. Your budget for exploiting should be at least one-third of your budget for iterating. We realize that it is better to mesh transparently than to morph extensibly. If all of this seems remarkable to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of J++ and Python. What does the commonly-used term "dot-com" really mean? Think interactive. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our next-generation next-generation, synergistic Total Quality Control and easy use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. The subscriber-defined, interactive re-sizing factor is open-source. The ability to leverage extensibly leads to the power to e-enable interactively. Glitch Walker is the industry leader of sticky versioning metrics. We always streamline enterprise bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current financial state of things! It may seem impressive, but it's entirely true! Do you have a game plan to become resource-constrained, resource-constrained? The relationships factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media, back-end. Is it more important for something to be global or to be cross-media? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. Think transparent. Think virtual, front-end. Think best-of-breed. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most cutting-edge web applications use far too much XSL, and not enough Apache. We will amplify our power to unleash without reducing our aptitude to synergize.