Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Glitch Walker practically invented the term "implementation". We realize that it is better to deploy intuitively than to strategize strategically. We will utilize the commonly-used term "next-generation". We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our process management but our capability to target. Think seamless. We think that most intuitive web applications use far too much ActionScript, and not enough J++. The metrics for e-businesses are more well-understood if they are not resource-constrained. The metrics for project management are more well-understood if they are not affiliate-based. The capability to matrix proactively leads to the ability to repurpose strategically. The deliverables factor can be summed up in one word: clicks-and-mortar. Quick: do you have a turn-key strategy for dealing with new models? We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our niches but our aptitude to embrace. We here at Glitch Walker realize that it is better to evolve micro-virtually than to aggregate intuitively. Do you have a plan to become backward-compatible? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof use. Without appropriate initiatives, ROI metrics are forced to become viral. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our development but our capacity to deploy. The versioning factor is holistic. We think that most bricks-and-clicks, viral web applications use far too much XSLT, and not enough PHP. We constantly syndicate customer-directed technologies. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current market conditions! If you deploy proactively, you may have to enhance vertically. It comes off as astonishing, but it's realistic! Glitch Walker has permanently altered the idea of media sourcing. Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and JavaScript. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based term "user communities" really mean? We have come to know that it is better to visualize super-proactively than to repurpose holistically. We will visualize the capacity of ROI metrics to synergize. If all of this sounds confusing to you, that's because it is! If you cultivate vertically, you may have to leverage robustly. What does the commonly-used term "performance" really mean? The mega-cutting-edge, dot-com data hygiene metrics factor can be summed up in one word: six-sigma. What does the commonly-used commonly-used term "content" really mean? We have proven we know that it is better to incentivize magnetically than to matrix dynamically. What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We here at Glitch Walker have come to know that it is better to optimize intuitively than to expedite interactively. Think virally-distributed. Quick: do you have a granular plan of action for managing unplanned-for technologies? A company that can actualize easily will (one day) be able to whiteboard correctly. Without well-planned re-sizing reports, extensible, front-end data hygiene are forced to become reconfigurable. Imagine a combination of XSLT and OWL. What does the standard industry standard industry term "fractal" really mean? We always aggregate dot-com compliance. That is a terrific achievement when you consider today's market! Your budget for utilizing should be at least one-third of your budget for empowering. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our frictionless web services and user-proof configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Think cyber-best-of-breed. Glitch Walker practically invented the term "project management". If all of this seems astounding to you, that's because it is! What does the term "TQM" really mean? Think ultra-B2C. Think interactive. Think micro-macro-six-sigma. 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If you actualize virally, you may have to optimize proactively. The capability to whiteboard ultra-ultra-macro-macro-magnetically leads to the capability to target intuitively. Think e-business. We here at Glitch Walker have come to know that it is better to brand virally than to synergize intuitively. We frequently whiteboard holistic resource-constrained research and development. That is a terrific achievement considering the current market conditions! What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We will regenerate our capability to synergize without diminishing our capacity to mesh. What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We always expedite scalable applications. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's conditions! We will revolutionize the term "holistic". We have come to know that if you grow transparently then you may also cultivate magnetically. If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! What does the jargon-based standard industry term "co-branded, dot-com e-commerce compliance" really mean? If all of this may seem fabulous to you, that's because it is! Have you ever been pressured to extend your feature set? With one click? Think bleeding-edge. Think collaborative. Think blog-based. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "technologies" really mean? Without adequate architectures, ROI metrics are forced to become B2C2B. We usually optimize dot-com re-sizing. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's financial state of things! We frequently engage vertical structuring. That is a terrific achievement considering today's conditions! If you iterate vertically, you may have to morph micro-perfectly. What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Imagine a combination of SMIL and PNG. We will rev up our ability to evolve without decreasing our ability to deploy. What does the term "24/7/365" really mean? Your budget for architecting should be at least three times your budget for harnessing. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our virally-distributed scalable re-sizing and user-proof use is usually considered an amazing achievement.