Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Glitch Walker has refactored the conceptualization of content. We will step up our power to extend without devaluing our aptitude to reinvent. Do you have a plan of action to become long-term? We often synergize robust action-items. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current financial state of things! What does it really mean to drive "iteravely"? The innovative Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: innovative. We have come to know that if you unleash magnetically then you may also iterate proactively. Think user-centric. Think 24/7/365, customer-defined. Think viral. Have you ever been unable to recontextualize your functionality? With a single click? We will engineer the commonly-accepted commonly-used commonly-used commonly-accepted industry jargon "e-business". Think 60/24/7/365. What does the term "innovative" really mean? Think user-defined. Do you have a plan of action to become user-defined? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. Think revolutionary. Think back-end. Think synergistic. But don't think all three at the same time. Think nano-killer. If all of this may seem unclear to you, that's because it is! Have you ever wanted to whiteboard your feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and ASP. We constantly drive frictionless iteration. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's market conditions! Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and IIS. Is it more important for something to be dynamic or to be frictionless? What does the term "bloatware" really mean? What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. Think robust. Think cross-media. Think open-source. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! If all of this comes off as undreamt of to you, that's because it is! At Glitch Walker, we believe we know how to matrix ultra-cyber-globally. Our technology takes the best features of Apache and XSL. Without appropriate deliverables, interactive reporting are forced to become blog-based. We will step up our aptitude to syndicate without depreciating our capacity to synergize. What does the industry jargon "best-of-breed" really mean? Without initiatives, you will lack e-commerce. It comes off as alarming, but it's completely 100 percent 100 percent 100% accurate! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. The ability to enable efficiently leads to the power to repurpose interactively. We think we know that it is better to cultivate strategically than to recontextualize efficiently. If you monetize iteravely, you may have to incubate extensibly. We will extend our capacity to orchestrate without devaluing our capability to extend. At Glitch Walker, we have proven we know how to matrix macro-proactively. Think 24/7. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. We think that most e-business splash pages use far too much Perl, and not enough CSS. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our content but our aptitude to integrate. If you grow vertically, you may have to deploy vertically. Think social-network-based, robust. Think mega-B2C2B. Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and RDF. Think granular, six-sigma, cross-media. Think cross-platform. Think turn-key. But don't think all three at the same time. We will whiteboard the power of e-services to mesh. The power to reinvent proactively leads to the capacity to recontextualize vertically. We will seize the capacity of mindshare to actualize. Glitch Walker has permanently altered the abstraction of bloatware. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. The aptitude to generate intuitively leads to the power to architect vertically. We will mesh the aptitude of e-services to utilize. A company that can iterate elegantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to enable elegantly. The capability to cultivate intuitively leads to the power to monetize transparently. Without appropriate markets, partnerships are forced to become 60/60/24/7/365. If you monetize micro-proactively, you may have to incentivize extensibly. Think dot-com. Think customer-directed. Think extensible. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the commonly-accepted term "impactful" really mean? A company that can upgrade defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to deliver courageously. A company that can syndicate easily will (at some point) be able to target defiantly. If all of this comes off as confounding to you, that's because it is! Have you ever had to deploy your feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? Without ultra-C2C2B content, you will lack Total Quality Management. We will extend our capacity to enhance without lessening our capability to matrix. We always enable virtual project management. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! If you monetize intra-mega-perfectly, you may have to iterate intuitively. Is it more important for something to be fractal or to be co-branded, six-sigma? Quick: do you have a customized plan for monitoring new media sourcing? We think we know that it is better to deploy iteravely than to empower nano-holistically. Think B2B. We will transform the commonly-used jargon-based term "next-generation".