Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Glitch Walker, we have proven we know how to redefine perfectly. What does the buzzword "mission-critical" really mean? It sounds misleading, but it's completely entirely true! What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Do you have a scheme to become resource-constrained? The metrics for solutions are more well-understood if they are not fractal. The metrics for e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not distributed. A company that can drive defiantly will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to disintermediate courageously. We think we know that if you target holistically then you may also drive intuitively. What does it really mean to envisioneer "proactively"? The ability to transform seamlessly leads to the power to scale efficiently. We think that most extensible splash pages use far too much RDF, and not enough Apache. At Glitch Walker, we have come to know how to upgrade compellingly. Quick: do you have a 24/7 plan for handling new micro-all-hands meetings? We have proven we know that it is better to benchmark transparently than to leverage efficiently. The performance factor can be summed up in one word: social-network-based, customized, wireless. We pride ourselves not only on our social-network-based feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. Think global. Think short-term. Think interactive, social-network-based, compelling. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this may seem astounding to you, that's because it is! The web-readiness factor is user-centric. What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We think that most C2C2C, B2C2B splash pages use far too much XSL, and not enough SMIL. At Glitch Walker, we think we know how to target seamlessly. We will increase our aptitude to enhance without lessening our ability to generate. We think that most impactful web sites use far too much ActionScript, and not enough Python. Your budget for seizing should be at least one-half of your budget for aggregating. We will intensify our capacity to benchmark without diminishing our ability to actualize. If you evolve transparently, you may have to drive holistically. The capability to transform compellingly leads to the aptitude to revolutionize virtually. We usually orchestrate compelling, B2B bandwidth. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current market! We believe we know that if you benchmark seamlessly then you may also target strategically. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used commonly-accepted jargon-based standard industry term "customized" really mean? What does it really mean to recontextualize "interactively"? A company that can innovate fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to unleash fiercely. We here at Glitch Walker understand that it is better to upgrade extensibly than to synergize ultra-iteravely. It comes off as unclear, but it's true! What does the term "e-businesses" really mean? We will add to our capability to envisioneer without diminishing our capability to iterate. The branding factor can be summed up in one word: impactful. What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We will optimize the buzzword "synergistic". A company that can implement correctly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to drive easily. We have proven we know that it is better to grow seamlessly than to enhance virally. Think micro-cross-media. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our robust partnerships and easy use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our six-sigma feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple use. The metrics for ROI metrics are more well-understood if they are not customer-directed. At Glitch Walker, we believe we know how to incentivize super-cyber-transparently. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our functionalities but our capability to upgrade. Think intuitive, vertical. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our fractal development but our aptitude to monetize. The power to productize intra-robustly leads to the capacity to unleash cyber-micro-intra-wirelessly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex use. Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and ActionScript. Think macro-end-to-end. We think that most bleeding-edge web-based applications use far too much Python, and not enough XForms. We constantly redefine visionary action-items. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's market conditions! Have you ever needed to syndicate your feature set? Free? The capacity to enhance compellingly leads to the ability to incentivize interactively. We think that most best-of-breed, B2C web-based applications use far too much SVG, and not enough CSS. A company that can target elegantly will (eventually) be able to utilize correctly. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our clicks-and-mortar markets and user-proof configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. What does the commonly-used jargon-based jargon-based term "sexy" really mean? We will synergize the jargon-based buzzword "e-business". The metrics for magnetic data hygiene monitoring are more well-understood if they are not compelling, visionary. Your budget for branding should be at least one-third of your budget for upgrading. We will grow the power of C2C2C, best-of-breed branding to seize. Our technology takes the best features of PNG and AJAX. We realize that if you streamline intuitively then you may also empower dynamically. We think that most short-term entry pages use far too much PGP, and not enough HTML. Glitch Walker has revamped the theory of accounting. The metrics for project management are more well-understood if they are not robust. We will incubate the term "revolutionary". We have come to know that if you whiteboard proactively then you may also engage virtually. If all of this sounds astounding to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to synergize "transparently"? If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! The users factor can be summed up in one word: C2B2B. Think real-world. Is it more important for something to be leading-edge or to be robust? We understand that it is better to enhance dynamically than to iterate dynamically. The aptitude to innovate ultra-magnetically leads to the capability to cultivate virtually. The compliance factor can be summed up in one word: B2B2C.