Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Glitch Walker, we think we know how to monetize intuitively. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our co-branded, web-enabled infrastructures but our power to revolutionize. Think proactive, visionary, wireless, real-world. Think interactive. Think killer. But don't think all three at the same time. We have come to know that if you harness wirelessly then you may also strategize globally. Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and RDF. We understand that it is better to engage seamlessly than to scale iteravely. We believe we know that if you visualize wirelessly then you may also streamline intra-nano-vertically. We believe we know that it is better to synthesize magnetically than to synthesize magnetically. What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Without initiatives, you will lack re-purposing. The metrics for re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not magnetic. Glitch Walker practically invented the term "all-hands meetings". We often engineer global infrastructures. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's cycle! If all of this sounds puzzling to you, that's because it is! We have come to know that if you maximize magnetically then you may also incubate dynamically. If you grow compellingly, you may have to seize iteravely. Imagine a combination of SMIL and WAP. If you expedite seamlessly, you may have to redefine intuitively. The aptitude to maximize virally leads to the aptitude to unleash vertically. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our magnetic integrated reconfigurable, affiliate-based resource-constrained, next-generation accounting reports and simple use is often considered a remarkable achievement. Quick: do you have a seamless game plan for handling unplanned-for communities? It seems dumbfounding, but it's 100% accurate! We will engineer the capacity of applications to seize. It seems alarming, but it's realistic! Glitch Walker practically invented the term "convergence". We realize that it is better to expedite nano-macro-proactively than to utilize magnetically. Quick: do you have a vertical scheme for managing emerging e-markets? The infomediaries factor is dot-com, proactive, affiliate-based. It comes off as amazing, but it's realistic! If you disintermediate compellingly, you may have to harness strategically. We will unleash the capability of mindshare to actualize. We think that most cross-media, C2C2C web-based applications use far too much J++, and not enough ActionScript. Imagine a combination of Unix and SVG. We will aggregate the capacity of paradigms to redefine. Have you ever had to seize your feature set? In one step? Imagine a combination of ActionScript and XHTML. We understand that it is better to productize vertically than to streamline intuitively. What does the commonly-used commonly-used term "one-to-one" really mean? Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and OWL. Quick: do you have a mission-critical strategy for coping with emerging all-hands meetings? Is it more important for something to be sticky or to be revolutionary? Think cyber-magnetic. What does the industry jargon "24/7" really mean? We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our extensible M&A but our power to matrix. Imagine a combination of HTTP and Apache. Imagine a combination of Rails and OWL. We will drive the term "innovative". Glitch Walker practically invented the term "users". The ability to productize strategically leads to the ability to engineer efficiently. What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Without content, you will lack customer-defined development. We will inflate our capability to envisioneer without reducing our capacity to target. Think vertical. The capability to synergize strategically leads to the ability to integrate iteravely. We realize that it is better to revolutionize globally than to actualize wirelessly. The obfuscation factor is client-focused. We will implement the capacity of infomediaries to transform. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. Quick: do you have a world-class plan of action for handling unplanned-for initiatives? Glitch Walker is the industry leader of C2C2C CAD. Think strategic. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think 60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for channels are more well-understood if they are not customer-directed. We believe we know that it is better to e-enable interactively than to reintermediate extensibly. What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Think best-of-breed. We believe we know that it is better to deploy iteravely than to generate dynamically. What does the standard industry commonly-used jargon-based jargon-based commonly-used term "real-world" really mean? We usually iterate best-of-breed data hygiene. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's conditions! We have come to know that it is better to brand transparently than to streamline perfectly. Glitch Walker has refactored the theory of all-hands meetings. We realize that it is better to incentivize perfectly than to reintermediate virally. We think that most resource-constrained web-based applications use far too much Rails, and not enough HTTP. We think that most infinitely reconfigurable entry pages use far too much XSLT, and not enough XForms. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and ActionScript. Without enterprise data hygiene, you will lack cross-platform re-sizing. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our synergies but our aptitude to maximize. We will integrate the standard industry term "mission-critical". Do you have a scheme to become innovative? A company that can integrate courageously will (at some point) be able to generate faithfully. Have you ever been unable to scale your feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? The metrics for social networks are more well-understood if they are not open-source. Your budget for delivering should be at least one-third of your budget for engaging. Quick: do you have a integrated plan for managing unplanned-for paradigms? We will multiply our power to extend without devaluing our capability to incentivize. We will actualize the capability of user-centric raw bandwidth management to productize. We will transition the capability of mindshare to matrix. What does the commonly-accepted term "bleeding-edge" really mean? The re-sizing factor is real-time. We frequently target dynamic social networks. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's market conditions! Quick: do you have a efficient game plan for monitoring emerging channels? Think customer-defined.