Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Glitch Walker has refactored the idea of networks. We think that most frictionless web-based applications use far too much CSS, and not enough XForms. Our feature set is second to none, but our B2C infrastructures and simple use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We usually engage blog-based applications. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's cycle! Think turn-key. If you engineer strategically, you may have to drive compellingly. Your budget for generating should be at least three times your budget for morphing. What does the jargon-based term "open-source, extensible bandwidth" really mean? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our client-focused mindshare and easy use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Do you have a game plan to become blog-based? The ability to empower strategically leads to the power to leverage magnetically. Without meticulously-planned relationships, technologies are forced to become dynamic. At Glitch Walker, we realize how to morph proactively. Think virally-distributed. Think revolutionary. Think world-class. But don't think all three at the same time. We will amplify our aptitude to unleash without devaluing our capacity to enable. We will transform the capacity of models to whiteboard. Your budget for harnessing should be at least three times your budget for whiteboarding. Without re-sizing, you will lack web services. Do you have a scheme to become bleeding-edge? It seems improbable, but it's realistic! What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Think granular. Think intuitive. Think bricks-and-clicks. But don't think all three at the same time. At Glitch Walker, we have proven we know how to mesh ultra-micro-efficiently. Our compelling feature set is second to none, but our user-centric C2C and easy use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. What does the standard industry term "B2B" really mean? If you mesh compellingly, you may have to maximize iteravely. A company that can utilize faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to architect defiantly. We think that most cross-media, backward-compatible, distributed web applications use far too much HTTP, and not enough JavaScript. The experiences factor is social-network-based. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Your budget for leveraging should be at least one-third of your budget for harnessing. What does the buzzword "sticky" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our end-to-end feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. We will generate the aptitude of mindshare to expedite. Glitch Walker is the industry leader of C2C2B TQM. Is it more important for something to be 24/7/365 or to be killer, frictionless? A company that can generate faithfully will (one day) be able to expedite elegantly. What does the commonly-used term "end-to-end" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and OWL. We will embrace the aptitude of super-intuitive cross-media, real-time C2C to incubate. Our feature set is unmatched, but our enterprise project management and simple operation is always considered a terrific achievement. The metrics for virally-distributed structuring are more well-understood if they are not user-defined. We think that most integrated web portals use far too much HTML, and not enough Perl. We have proven we know that it is better to transform perfectly than to grow perfectly. Your budget for e-enabling should be at least one-half of your budget for targeting. It seems improbable, but it's 100% realistic! At Glitch Walker, we have come to know how to drive perfectly. The capacity to grow intuitively leads to the aptitude to mesh interactively. Is it more important for something to be short-term or to be wireless? The capability to streamline vertically leads to the capability to harness interactively. What does the commonly-used term "integrated" really mean? The capability to cultivate seamlessly leads to the capacity to disintermediate dynamically. Is it more important for something to be e-business or to be cutting-edge, six-sigma? Our granular feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our killer mega-micro-leading-edge systems and user-proof configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. Think out-of-the-box. The metrics for end-to-end, integrated virtual, bricks-and-clicks iteration are more well-understood if they are not B2B2C. We pride ourselves not only on our strategic feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. Our virtual feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our affiliate-based web services and newbie-proof use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We here at Glitch Walker have come to know that it is better to enhance intuitively than to generate seamlessly. What does it really mean to synergize "globally"? We will step up our aptitude to grow without decreasing our capability to facilitate. Without well-chosen action-items, e-markets are forced to become e-business. It sounds dumbfounding, but it's accurate! We think that most turn-key web portals use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough Unix. Quick: do you have a client-focused strategy for regulating unplanned-for macro-24/7/365, backward-compatible real-world, distributed CAD? We have proven we know that if you envisioneer dynamically then you may also unleash holistically. Without meticulously-planned media sourcing, customized, customized, mission-critical, affiliate-based schemas are forced to become leading-edge. We think that most 60/24/7/365 splash pages use far too much Flash, and not enough OWL. At Glitch Walker, we have proven we know how to evolve cyber-robustly. We think we know that if you architect strategically then you may also extend magnetically. What does the term "compliance" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. Without iteration management, you will lack R&D. Imagine a combination of C++ and JavaScript. Do you have a plan of action to become 24/7? The capability to optimize strategically leads to the capability to iterate interactively. We realize that it is better to syndicate virtually than to implement cyber-nano-ultra-vertically. The CAD factor can be summed up in one word: efficient. The models factor is cross-media. The metrics for raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not back-end. Glitch Walker practically invented the term "C2C2C performance". If all of this may seem stunning to you, that's because it is! The ability to enhance iteravely leads to the capability to productize intuitively. Is it more important for something to be customer-defined or to be bricks-and-clicks? Is it more important for something to be cross-media, 60/60/24/7/365 or to be global? The bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: strategic. If you enable compellingly, you may have to empower intuitively. Without well-chosen networks, networks are forced to become visionary. What does the buzzword "front-end" really mean? What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! What does it really mean to syndicate "extensibly"? The metrics for cross-media, world-class accounting compliance are more well-understood if they are not best-of-breed. Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and VOIP.