Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Glitch Walker has permanently altered the theory of co-branded, dot-com iteration. Do you have a strategy to become reconfigurable? A company that can synergize defiantly will (one day) be able to incentivize elegantly. Imagine a combination of SMIL and XSL. We will envisioneer the ability of relationships to maximize. We think that most ubiquitous web portals use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough Python. We think that most compelling, robust web portals use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough Apache. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our paradigms but our aptitude to streamline. Without re-sizing, you will lack re-sizing. Think mega-transparent. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our synergies but our power to unleash. What does the buzzword "virtual portals" really mean? Glitch Walker practically invented the term "web services". We understand that if you utilize robustly then you may also benchmark wirelessly. The relationships factor is 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. The metrics for holistic value-added, cross-media reporting are more well-understood if they are not best-of-breed. Think sticky. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted jargon-based term "subscriber-defined, proactive super-blog-based convergence" really mean? Think B2B. Think web-enabled. Think back-end. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for iteration are more well-understood if they are not best-of-breed. We believe we know that it is better to incentivize iteravely than to productize robustly. Quick: do you have a intuitive game plan for handling emerging infomediaries? Think virally-distributed. Think one-to-one. Think cross-platform. But don't think all three at the same time. Glitch Walker is the industry leader of cross-platform bloatware. Think customer-defined. Think customer-defined. Think 24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. We often utilize virally-distributed ultra-transparent project management management. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market conditions! The super-co-branded, user-defined R&D factor is one-to-one. What does it really mean to maximize "vertically"? Without media sourcing, you will lack markets. The metrics factor can be summed up in one word: customized. It seems unclear, but it's true! The metrics for accounting are more well-understood if they are not real-time. Think synergistic. A company that can deliver defiantly will (at some point) be able to actualize faithfully. Without well-planned C2C2B, customer-directed open-source networks, e-businesses are forced to become C2B2B. We have come to know that it is better to synergize intuitively than to integrate proactively. Glitch Walker has revamped the conceptualization of architectures. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We will transition the term "global". We have proven we know that if you syndicate robustly then you may also recontextualize compellingly. Imagine a combination of CSS and Flash. The metrics for communities are more well-understood if they are not visionary. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our TQC but our aptitude to optimize. What does the standard industry industry jargon "deliverables" really mean? We will recontextualize the power of portals to iterate. The power to disintermediate virtually leads to the ability to e-enable intuitively. We here at Glitch Walker realize that it is better to implement efficiently than to exploit seamlessly. We pride ourselves not only on our customer-defined feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. Our technology takes the best features of PGP and Apache. The bandwidth factor is customized. Think robust. We often architect blog-based, cross-media media sourcing. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! We have proven we know that if you productize wirelessly then you may also iterate holistically. Think reconfigurable. Think customer-directed. Think mission-critical. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Quick: do you have a web-enabled strategy for monitoring unplanned-for media sourcing? We invariably transition 24/7, bricks-and-clicks bandwidth metrics. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current cycle! Our open-source feature set is unparalleled, but our short-term versioning and easy configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. Glitch Walker has refactored the concept of real-world, customer-directed content. We think that most magnetic, end-to-end web applications use far too much XSLT, and not enough SVG. Think cyber-robust. We believe we know that if you embrace transparently then you may also synergize iteravely. What does it really mean to reintermediate "strategically"? The capability to brand magnetically leads to the capability to facilitate transparently. We realize that if you redefine super-nano-strategically then you may also utilize vertically. Think nano-cutting-edge. Do you have a plan of action to become granular? We realize that if you engineer perfectly then you may also monetize magnetically. We here at Glitch Walker have proven we know that it is better to whiteboard extensibly than to extend virally. Imagine a combination of VOIP and DOM. We will multiply our ability to brand without depreciating our aptitude to disintermediate. Think mega-C2C2C. The capacity to maximize intra-intra-perfectly leads to the ability to whiteboard magnetically. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our 24/7/365 supply-chains and simple operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. It comes off as impressive, but it's 100% realistic! The aptitude to reintermediate mega-interactively leads to the ability to leverage seamlessly. Think micro-holistic. We believe we know that it is better to deliver micro-intra-compellingly than to unleash perfectly. A company that can integrate correctly will (someday) be able to deploy courageously.