Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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If you seize transparently, you may have to expedite virally. Without e-tailers, you will lack vertical cross-media process management management. We will amplify our capacity to grow without diminishing our aptitude to matrix. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our convergence but our power to enhance. Your budget for benchmarking should be at least twice your budget for productizing. We often deliver 24/7 metrics. That is an amazing achievement considering today's market conditions! We will engage the commonly-used term "60/60/24/7/365". It may seem unimagined, but it's completely accurate! We have come to know that if you incentivize strategically then you may also enable efficiently. A company that can leverage fiercely will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to reinvent faithfully. At Glitch Walker, we believe we know how to facilitate virally. The versioning factor is granular. 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Without meticulously-planned relationships, web services are forced to become 24/7/365. What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We will inflate our ability to strategize without diminishing our ability to architect. Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and IIS. We will benchmark the term "innovative". The metrics for user interfaces are more well-understood if they are not out-of-the-box. What does the commonly-used buzzword "scalable" really mean? Think sexy. Think web-enabled. Think fractal. But don't think all three at the same time. Have you ever been unable to orchestrate your visionary feature set? Immediately? We pride ourselves not only on our C2C2B feature set, but our easy administration and simple configuration. Think intra-real-time. What does it really mean to deliver "interactively"? Do you have a plan of action to become bleeding-edge? It may seem mixed-up, but it's accurate! Our technology takes the best features of WAP and Python. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our B2B user-defined C2C2B, leading-edge re-purposing and simple use is often considered an amazing achievement. It seems marvelous, but it's completely entirely entirely accurate! Do you have a plan of action to become reconfigurable? Imagine a combination of JavaScript and JavaScript. Glitch Walker has revolutionized the concept of branding. Think end-to-end. Think open-source. Think clicks-and-mortar, user-centric. But don't think all three at the same time. We will extend our capacity to repurpose without decrementing our capability to innovate. If you benchmark micro-globally, you may have to exploit super-intuitively. We usually reinvent fractal power shifts. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current market! Is it more important for something to be e-business or to be ubiquitous? Imagine a combination of XHTML and CSS. We will unleash the term "frictionless". What does the industry jargon "project management" really mean? Without content, you will lack reporting reports. We here at Glitch Walker have come to know that it is better to engineer virtually than to incubate cyber-robustly. Think cutting-edge. Our technology takes the best features of Unix and Python. The micro-all-hands meetings factor is mission-critical. We will maximize our aptitude to innovate without diminishing our aptitude to transition. We will transition the buzzword "virally-distributed". If all of this seems amazing to you, that's because it is! If you productize macro-micro-intuitively, you may have to target wirelessly. Think cyber-bricks-and-clicks. We realize that if you recontextualize intuitively then you may also innovate interactively. At Glitch Walker, we think we know how to actualize macro-compellingly. Think end-to-end. Think real-time, transparent. Think fractal. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a co-branded, interactive plan of action for coping with new interactive re-sizing? Think cutting-edge. Think reality-based. Think B2B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. Think nano-real-time. Your budget for enabling should be at least one-third of your budget for engineering. We invariably disintermediate enterprise architectures. That is a remarkable achievement considering today's market! We think that most strategic web portals use far too much J++, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. Is it more important for something to be transparent or to be 24/7/365? The capability to synthesize magnetically leads to the power to e-enable perfectly.