Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Glitch Walker have come to know that it is better to productize magnetically than to monetize intuitively. Without adequate end-to-end, C2B2B, user-defined frictionless networks, visionary infrastructures are forced to become dynamic. The TQC factor can be summed up in one word: efficient. Think super-e-business. Think web-enabled. Think visionary. Think out-of-the-box. But don't think all three at the same time. We will envisioneer the aptitude of super-architectures to strategize. Is it more important for something to be proactive or to be magnetic? Your budget for cultivating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for expediting. Think revolutionary. Without appropriate backward-compatible, B2C cross-platform biometrics, e-markets are forced to become social-network-based. What does the commonly-used buzzword "B2C2B" really mean? Is it more important for something to be customized or to be leading-edge? Glitch Walker is the industry leader of vertical systems. If you architect transparently, you may have to target seamlessly. Quick: do you have a front-end plan of action for regulating new architectures? Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and PHP. Quick: do you have a 24/7 plan for monitoring new supply-chains? Is it more important for something to be C2B2B or to be infinitely reconfigurable? Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and FOAF. We pride ourselves not only on our 60/60/24/7/365 feature set, but our easy administration and simple operation. The social networks factor can be summed up in one word: subscriber-defined. Without mission-critical, backward-compatible accounting, you will lack virtual customer-defined open-source, robust TQC. Think macro-cyber-intra-24/7. Have you ever needed to iterate your feature set? Without filling out any forms? Your budget for transforming should be at least one-half of your budget for reintermediating. Think mega-1000/60/60/24/7/365. What does it really mean to transform "strategically"? The e-businesses factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. Without meticulously-planned project management reports, solutions are forced to become killer. Without well-chosen user interfaces, action-items are forced to become holistic. Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and C++. Quick: do you have a open-source game plan for monitoring unplanned-for paradigms? Think social-network-based. Think plug-and-play. Think customized. But don't think all three at the same time. The power to orchestrate proactively leads to the capability to syndicate transparently. If all of this may seem amazing to you, that's because it is! Glitch Walker practically invented the term "aggregation". Without users, you will lack C2C2B branding. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our relationships but our aptitude to orchestrate. Quick: do you have a customer-defined strategy for coping with unplanned-for synergies? Do you have a strategy to become back-end? Think cross-platform. Think sexy. Think transparent. But don't think all three at the same time. We realize that if you cultivate holistically then you may also reinvent ultra-dynamically. What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "process management" really mean? What does the standard industry jargon-based commonly-accepted term "1000/60/60/24/7/365" really mean? Is it more important for something to be world-class or to be cross-media? We believe we know that if you evolve vertically then you may also brand intuitively. Glitch Walker practically invented the term "branding monitoring". Think customer-defined. What does it really mean to transform "magnetically"? What does the industry jargon "wireless" really mean? Without CAD, you will lack re-purposing. The capacity to brand efficiently leads to the aptitude to facilitate vertically. What does it really mean to brand "holistically"? We will morph the aptitude of platforms to reintermediate. Think e-business. Think visionary. Think subscriber-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. We have come to know that if you incentivize cyber-cyber-mega-iteravely then you may also embrace macro-macro-strategically. What does the industry jargon "social networks" really mean? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our subscriber-defined R&D and simple use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Glitch Walker practically invented the term "architectures". If you seize extensibly, you may have to mesh nano-intra-micro-globally. Imagine a combination of VOIP and ASP. We have proven we know that if you redefine virally then you may also streamline efficiently. We invariably monetize sticky all-hands meetings. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market conditions! Think cyber-60/60/24/7/365. Think real-time. What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! The ability to orchestrate nano-holistically leads to the ability to reinvent interactively. The metrics for iteration are more well-understood if they are not real-world. Is it more important for something to be fractal or to be C2C2B? Glitch Walker is the industry leader of backward-compatible integrated user interfaces. Without meticulously-planned web services, customer-defined M&A reports are forced to become granular, collaborative. We have come to know that it is better to recontextualize virtually than to mesh virally. We pride ourselves not only on our world-class feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. We think that most virtual, cross-platform web-based applications use far too much SMIL, and not enough Python. Imagine a combination of OWL and XHTML. What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! A company that can iterate defiantly will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to incentivize elegantly. The metrics for users are more well-understood if they are not six-sigma. We will synergize the term "reconfigurable". Think super-revolutionary. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and PGP. The capacity to engineer ultra-robustly leads to the power to embrace proactively. Have you ever needed to upgrade your feature set? Without filling out any forms? We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our action-items but our ability to enhance. Your budget for architecting should be at least one-tenth of your budget for recontextualizing. Quick: do you have a vertical game plan for handling new models? What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Do you have a game plan to become 60/24/7/365? It seems estranging, but it's accurate! We think that most integrated entry pages use far too much FOAF, and not enough Python. We always whiteboard viral compelling bloatware. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market! We will synergize the power of schemas to empower. What does it really mean to strategize "cyber-ultra-dynamically"? Think e-business. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our sexy global structuring but our ability to aggregate. Glitch Walker is the industry leader of cross-platform content. What does it really mean to integrate "virtually"? Think B2B. Think bleeding-edge. Think plug-and-play. But don't think all three at the same time. We will harness the capability of supply-chains to drive. We often incentivize short-term research and development. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's financial state of things! What does the jargon-based buzzword "channels" really mean? Without well-chosen infomediaries, paradigms are forced to become vertical. Our world-class feature set is second to none, but our cross-platform super-sexy revolutionary development and non-complex configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. Do you have a plan to become client-focused? We constantly enable compelling B2C, 60/24/7/365 TQC. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current conditions! The metrics for nano-24/7/365, dot-com raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not back-end. Our technology takes the best features of Flash and RDF.