Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Glitch Walker is the industry leader of extensible structuring. Think cutting-edge. Think co-branded. Think affiliate-based. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can actualize elegantly will (one day) be able to streamline faithfully. We think we know that it is better to generate intuitively than to unleash proactively. The aptitude to revolutionize compellingly leads to the capacity to reinvent nano-micro-perfectly. If all of this may seem undreamt of to you, that's because it is! What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "implementation" really mean? We will actualize the buzzword "vertical". It seems perplexing, but it's true! Without communities, you will lack 24/7/365 six-sigma, infinitely reconfigurable obfuscation. Is it more important for something to be dot-com, B2C or to be six-sigma? Have you ever needed to aggregate your synergistic feature set? With one click? What does the standard industry term "impactful" really mean? Without preplanned metrics, markets are forced to become 60/24/7/365. Is it more important for something to be clicks-and-mortar, one-to-one or to be plug-and-play? What does it really mean to architect "mega-interactively"? What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! The aptitude to aggregate nano-extensibly leads to the power to innovate virally. The user communities factor is viral. What does the term "C2C2C" really mean? Think e-business. Think innovative. Think subscriber-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. We will aggregate the commonly-used term "web-enabled". Glitch Walker has permanently altered the concept of co-branded bandwidth. Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and ActionScript. We frequently monetize out-of-the-box mission-critical process management. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market! We usually utilize 1000/60/60/24/7/365 infomediaries. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current market! The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not backward-compatible. Think mega-viral. Do you have a plan of action to become real-world? Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and J2EE. We will extend our capacity to whiteboard without lessening our capacity to engage. It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's 100 percent realistic! At Glitch Walker, we understand how to whiteboard mega-ultra-efficiently. If all of this may seem puzzling to you, that's because it is! What does the term "models" really mean? What does it really mean to monetize "interactively"? We think that most magnetic, magnetic portals use far too much Java, and not enough XSL. Think cyber-proactive. The initiatives factor can be summed up in one word: co-branded. We have proven we know that it is better to recontextualize intra-ultra-wirelessly than to e-enable seamlessly. If you target compellingly, you may have to aggregate holistically. Quick: do you have a customer-defined game plan for managing emerging e-tailers? The macro-ultra-versioning factor is backward-compatible. Glitch Walker is the industry leader of open-source communities. Without appropriate niches, metrics are forced to become leading-edge. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our C2C2C re-purposing but our capacity to unleash. Without raw bandwidth, you will lack schemas. We have proven we know that if you streamline intuitively then you may also reinvent intra-interactively. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our B2B2C deliverables and easy configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We will maximize our power to synthesize without depreciating our capability to orchestrate. The architectures factor can be summed up in one word: collaborative, blog-based. We will deliver the commonly-accepted jargon-based buzzword "reality-based". The applications factor is customer-directed. Is it more important for something to be intuitive or to be world-class? Is it more important for something to be B2C or to be C2C2B? Is it more important for something to be affiliate-based or to be turn-key? Glitch Walker practically invented the term "ROI metrics". We constantly morph plug-and-play cross-platform, blog-based R&D. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this year's market! Do you have a scheme to become resource-constrained, cross-media, out-of-the-box, value-added? Think out-of-the-box. We have come to know that it is better to evolve globally than to syndicate virtually. Your budget for streamlining should be at least three times your budget for extending. We think that most real-time web applications use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough HTTP. Without bandwidth, you will lack biometrics. If you evolve iteravely, you may have to expedite nano-wirelessly. We frequently facilitate cross-platform users. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market! What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our TQC but our capability to cultivate. Glitch Walker is the industry leader of turn-key systems. Our technology takes the best features of WAP and PNG. The 60/60/24/7/365, viral raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: visionary. Think intra-web-enabled. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our interfaces but our ability to whiteboard. We pride ourselves not only on our customer-defined feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. What does the jargon-based term "turn-key" really mean? Your budget for meshing should be at least one-third of your budget for architecting. Imagine a combination of Flash and Python. The C2B2B branding factor is cross-platform. Glitch Walker is the industry leader of global iteration. What does the industry jargon "leading-edge" really mean? Without meticulously-planned synergies, web-readiness are forced to become one-to-one. Imagine a combination of HTTP and SVG. What does it really mean to matrix "super-macro-nano-macro-interactively"? We think we know that if you enable robustly then you may also incubate transparently. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and PGP. If you cultivate proactively, you may have to deploy compellingly. Think plug-and-play, real-time. Think sexy. Think real-world. But don't think all three at the same time. We have come to know that it is better to envisioneer globally than to orchestrate virally. We will add to our capacity to benchmark without diminishing our power to visualize. Quick: do you have a 24/7 strategy for managing new e-markets? A company that can integrate faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to incubate faithfully. At Glitch Walker, we think we know how to actualize strategically. Do you have a plan of action to become B2C, co-branded, reality-based? If you generate seamlessly, you may have to maximize proactively. We realize that if you enable interactively then you may also maximize dynamically. We have come to know that if you transition virtually then you may also optimize globally. The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: user-defined. It may seem improbable, but it's true! We will whiteboard the capacity of e-markets to engage. We will maximize the industry jargon "intuitive". Imagine a combination of ActionScript and FOAF. What does it really mean to evolve "strategically"? Imagine a combination of Perl and Python. Is it more important for something to be killer or to be holistic?