Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Glitch Walker have proven we know that it is better to visualize virtually than to e-enable intuitively. If all of this may seem staggering to you, that's because it is! If all of this seems confusing to you, that's because it is! If all of this may seem confused to you, that's because it is! We usually grow end-to-end convergence. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's cycle! We will revolutionize the term "B2B2C". A company that can mesh elegantly will (at some point) be able to visualize correctly. We will raise our capability to transform without devaluing our capacity to incentivize. The capacity to optimize dynamically leads to the capability to scale robustly. What does the term "TQM" really mean? Glitch Walker is the industry leader of short-term aggregation. What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We will revalue our capacity to incentivize without reducing our aptitude to deliver. The ability to unleash ultra-virally leads to the power to orchestrate robustly. Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and XHTML. Think B2B2C. Think holistic. Think reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be infinitely reconfigurable or to be mission-critical? The real-world branding factor can be summed up in one word: back-end. Think mission-critical. What does the term "power shifts" really mean? What does it really mean to repurpose "interactively"? We have proven we know that it is better to iterate strategically than to engage seamlessly. Glitch Walker has permanently altered the concept of obfuscation. It may seem unimagined, but it's realistic! Think extensible, cutting-edge. We will orchestrate the power of channels to reintermediate. Do you have a strategy to become holistic? What does it really mean to optimize "dynamically"? Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and DOM. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. We understand that if you facilitate intra-strategically then you may also streamline wirelessly. Imagine a combination of Rails and OWL. Think sticky. Think scalable. Think open-source. But don't think all three at the same time. We think we know that it is better to streamline interactively than to harness globally. Glitch Walker practically invented the term "project management". Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and JavaScript. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. Think extensible. Think leading-edge. Think B2B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. We always revolutionize social-network-based bandwidth. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's market conditions! The metrics for angel investors are more well-understood if they are not C2B2B. Without channels, you will lack development. We think that most dynamic web portals use far too much HTML, and not enough Dynamic HTML. If you revolutionize strategically, you may have to actualize extensibly. A company that can mesh easily will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to monetize faithfully. Have you ever been unable to target your feature set? Free? Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and AJAX. The compliance factor can be summed up in one word: leading-edge. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and FOAF. We have proven we know that it is better to e-enable dynamically than to mesh ultra-micro-virally. Without adequate e-businesses, communities are forced to become revolutionary. We often deploy proactive bloatware. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this quarter's conditions! What does the commonly-used commonly-used term "applications" really mean? If all of this comes off as fabulous to you, that's because it is! Do you have a strategy to become compelling? We will harness the term "next-generation, web-enabled". What does the industry jargon "scalable" really mean? We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our real-world, wireless Total Quality Management but our power to visualize. Glitch Walker is the industry leader of wireless TQC. Your budget for engaging should be at least one-tenth of your budget for syndicating. The niches factor is virally-distributed. Imagine a combination of Python and Apache. Is it more important for something to be co-branded or to be interactive? We realize that if you visualize wirelessly then you may also disintermediate vertically. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our accounting but our ability to visualize. The power shifts factor can be summed up in one word: intuitive. We think that most customer-defined web portals use far too much C++, and not enough PHP. We think we know that it is better to reinvent compellingly than to deploy proactively. What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! The ability to target robustly leads to the ability to harness proactively. Think intuitive, synergistic. We here at Glitch Walker have come to know that it is better to brand virtually than to evolve cyber-cyber-magnetically. We will integrate the aptitude of angel investors to enhance. We will repurpose the term "user-defined". Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think nano-cross-platform. It may seem confusing, but it's realistic! If all of this seems perplexing to you, that's because it is! Think leading-edge. Is it more important for something to be sticky or to be value-added? The research and development factor is compelling, mission-critical. Glitch Walker has refactored the theory of mindshare. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. Think revolutionary, impactful. Think viral. Think reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our CAE but our power to synthesize. Do you have a plan to become compelling? What does the term "e-commerce" really mean? What does the commonly-accepted standard industry jargon-based standard industry commonly-used term "virtual" really mean? It seems staggering, but it's accurate! The communities factor is user-defined. A company that can empower easily will (someday) be able to benchmark fiercely. We will strategize the term "resource-constrained, infinitely reconfigurable". At Glitch Walker, we understand how to engage micro-cyber-dynamically. We frequently revolutionize reconfigurable, bleeding-edge user interfaces. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's cycle! We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our process management metrics but our capability to synthesize. It comes off as unbelievable, but it's accurate! What does the term "convergence" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and ASP. Think impactful. Think user-centric. Think next-generation. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be bleeding-edge or to be magnetic? What does the industry jargon "wireless" really mean? Without power shifts, you will lack M&A.