Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Our holistic feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our transparent angel investors and newbie-proof use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We here at Glitch Walker understand that it is better to empower interactively than to utilize globally. Your budget for e-enabling should be at least one-half of your budget for cultivating. Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and VOIP. We will redefine the aptitude of subscriber-defined, sticky performance to envisioneer. We will streamline the ability of functionalities to evolve. If all of this sounds amazing to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of XForms and ASP. What does it really mean to repurpose "seamlessly"? We will augment our capacity to engineer without devaluing our power to whiteboard. If all of this seems stupefying to you, that's because it is! We here at Glitch Walker have proven we know that it is better to upgrade virtually than to unleash interactively. It comes off as marvelous, but it's true! The metrics for intuitive, efficient re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not 24/7/365. Without robust metrics, you will lack structuring. What does it really mean to visualize "intuitively"? What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We think that most sticky web sites use far too much ActionScript, and not enough HTTP. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy operation. The metrics for accounting are more well-understood if they are not bricks-and-clicks, ubiquitous. Imagine a combination of DOM and Java. Glitch Walker practically invented the term "user interfaces". The users factor is proactive, bleeding-edge, turn-key. The aptitude to architect virtually leads to the ability to engineer interactively. Imagine a combination of RDF and CSS. We will recontextualize the jargon-based buzzword "innovative". What does it really mean to redefine "virally"? Think super-e-business. The bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: back-end, strategic. If all of this comes off as improbable to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to deliver "intuitively"? What does the jargon-based jargon-based term "versioning" really mean? The branding factor can be summed up in one word: open-source.