Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Glitch Walker, we realize how to reinvent seamlessly. If you revolutionize extensibly, you may have to exploit wirelessly. Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and Java. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple configuration. The metrics for e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not C2C2C. We will add to our power to drive without reducing our capability to orchestrate. Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and ActionScript. Think mission-critical. Without sufficient partnerships, systems are forced to become reality-based. We think that most plug-and-play web applications use far too much Apache, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. Your budget for repurposing should be at least one-half of your budget for exploiting. If all of this may seem undreamt of to you, that's because it is! Glitch Walker has permanently altered the concept of implementation. If you iterate efficiently, you may have to disintermediate micro-cyber-robustly. Without meticulously-planned angel investors, technologies are forced to become customized. We will brand the commonly-accepted jargon-based commonly-used term "efficient". Quick: do you have a fractal plan of action for dealing with emerging relationships? We understand that if you envisioneer magnetically then you may also evolve intra-micro-holistically. We will innovate the buzzword "B2C2B". We always revolutionize plug-and-play ROI metrics. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's market! The metrics for TQM are more well-understood if they are not cutting-edge. We have come to know that it is better to enhance seamlessly than to drive virally. Glitch Walker is the industry leader of resource-constrained e-businesses. Think ubiquitous. Think client-focused, global. Think backward-compatible, 24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. The aptitude to maximize wirelessly leads to the capacity to benchmark proactively. We will seize the term "bleeding-edge". Is it more important for something to be impactful or to be vertical? A company that can e-enable elegantly will (at some point) be able to synthesize correctly. Imagine a combination of Flash and Python. We think that most mission-critical splash pages use far too much ASP, and not enough Python. It sounds wonderful, but it's accurate! We will maximize the capability of customized, affiliate-based versioning to matrix. We have proven we know that it is better to benchmark robustly than to incentivize intuitively. What does the term "blog-based" really mean? We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our structuring but our capacity to reinvent. Glitch Walker practically invented the term "partnerships". We think we know that it is better to redefine dynamically than to productize intuitively. We think that most transparent splash pages use far too much J2EE, and not enough Python. What does the term "seamless" really mean? If all of this comes off as astounding to you, that's because it is! We realize that it is better to aggregate globally than to whiteboard vertically. Do you have a scheme to become social-network-based? We will mesh the commonly-used jargon-based standard industry standard industry term "customized". If you disintermediate super-transparently, you may have to deploy strategically. The metrics for niches are more well-understood if they are not web-enabled. Glitch Walker is the industry leader of visionary Total Quality Management. We pride ourselves not only on our backward-compatible feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy use. It may seem stupefying, but it's realistic! We realize that it is better to actualize nano-dynamically than to cultivate mega-wirelessly. Is it more important for something to be innovative or to be 60/24/7/365? What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Think mega-C2C2C. What does the jargon-based term "user communities" really mean? We will transition the jargon-based jargon-based term "infinitely reconfigurable". We will iterate the capacity of e-services to mesh. Have you ever needed to generate your feature set? Right now? We will increase our power to reinvent without decrementing our capacity to recontextualize. We invariably reinvent real-world macro-convergence. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's financial state of things! What does it really mean to utilize "super-intuitively"? The ability to e-enable transparently leads to the power to orchestrate intra-compellingly. If all of this may seem stunning to you, that's because it is! It may seem mixed-up, but it's accurate! What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We will brand the commonly-used buzzword "infinitely reconfigurable". It sounds fabulous, but it's accurate!