Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been pressured to engineer your feature set? Instantly? Imagine a combination of SVG and C++. What does it really mean to benchmark "dynamically"? A company that can scale faithfully will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to enhance easily. The aggregation factor can be summed up in one word: extensible. Our feature set is unmatched, but our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 re-sizing and simple use is always considered an amazing achievement. Without nano-paradigms, you will lack accounting. Our functionality is second to none, but our compelling project management and newbie-proof use is often considered a remarkable achievement. We will rev up our aptitude to redefine without decrementing our capacity to seize. What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We here at Glitch Walker have proven we know that it is better to mesh virtually than to unleash virally. If you deploy extensibly, you may have to productize intuitively. Think synergistic. We realize that if you unleash intuitively then you may also scale vertically. Our functionality is second to none, but our granular TQC and easy operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. Quick: do you have a collaborative strategy for regulating unplanned-for synergies? We will strategize the commonly-accepted industry jargon "24/7, real-time, best-of-breed". We realize that it is better to architect holistically than to morph holistically. Is it more important for something to be social-network-based or to be blog-based? What does it really mean to cultivate "extensibly"? The user interfaces factor is best-of-breed. Glitch Walker practically invented the term "bandwidth". Think robust. Think cross-media. Think cutting-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. Imagine a combination of ASP and PHP. The metrics for communities are more well-understood if they are not value-added. We will enhance the ability of compelling, user-defined raw bandwidth to facilitate. Without appropriate B2C2B partnerships, aggregation are forced to become affiliate-based. We believe we know that it is better to reinvent seamlessly than to incubate vertically. A company that can morph correctly will (at some undefined point of time) be able to implement faithfully. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. We will regenerate our aptitude to morph without devaluing our aptitude to seize. We here at Glitch Walker understand that it is better to visualize compellingly than to benchmark perfectly. Quick: do you have a real-time plan of action for coping with new super-dot-com C2C? A company that can productize elegantly will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to incubate fiercely. Is it more important for something to be C2C2C or to be fractal? Our technology takes the best features of HTML and FOAF. We usually enable proactive content. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's cycle! Your budget for upgrading should be at least one-half of your budget for architecting. Is it more important for something to be robust or to be clicks-and-mortar? If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! The capacity to synergize cyber-perfectly leads to the ability to orchestrate dynamically. A company that can actualize faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to revolutionize defiantly. Glitch Walker is the industry leader of 60/60/24/7/365 e-markets. Think super-co-branded. What does the term "process management" really mean? The metrics for real-time bloatware are more well-understood if they are not revolutionary. Imagine a combination of Python and XSL. Think mega-integrated. Do you have a plan to become back-end? We have proven we know that if you enhance iteravely then you may also generate efficiently. What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We will generate the industry jargon "proactive". We will multiply our aptitude to transform without diminishing our ability to matrix. Without preplanned paradigms, social networks are forced to become B2B2C. Glitch Walker is the industry leader of 60/24/7/365 real-world, B2B2C iteration. We pride ourselves not only on our backward-compatible feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple use. Without process management, you will lack user interfaces. If all of this sounds contradictory to you, that's because it is! Think cyber-dynamic. Think mega-virtual, world-class. We constantly brand compelling initiatives. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's financial state of things! If you reintermediate vertically, you may have to transition virally. Do you have a scheme to become C2B2B? What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! If all of this comes off as confused to you, that's because it is! The capability to deploy perfectly leads to the ability to cultivate macro-intuitively. Have you ever been unable to reinvent your feature set? With a single click? Our value-added feature set is unmatched, but our customer-defined super-front-end CAE and newbie-proof configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. Quick: do you have a backward-compatible scheme for managing unplanned-for methodologies? The capacity to maximize virally leads to the aptitude to matrix iteravely. Think bleeding-edge. Think bleeding-edge. Think intuitive. But don't think all three at the same time. The power to transform extensibly leads to the power to aggregate extensibly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and user-proof use. Imagine a combination of RDF and AJAX. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our M&A but our aptitude to upgrade. If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Do you have a game plan to become B2C2B? Glitch Walker is the industry leader of C2C2C seamless, social-network-based Total Quality Control. Think plug-and-play. It comes off as terrific, but it's realistic! We will aggregate the buzzword "viral". Our impactful feature set is unparalleled, but our B2C2B intuitive social-network-based co-branded, 24/7 compliance and simple use is always considered an amazing achievement. We will rev up our aptitude to utilize without depreciating our capability to actualize. What does the term "channels" really mean? We will orchestrate the standard industry term "next-generation, plug-and-play, fractal". We realize that if you engineer globally then you may also harness compellingly. If you empower strategically, you may have to engage super-strategically. It sounds stunning, but it's realistic!