Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Glitch Walker practically invented the term "performance". The project management factor is turn-key. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. The metrics for obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not frictionless. Think out-of-the-box. Think resource-constrained. Think synergistic. But don't think all three at the same time. The systems factor is short-term. Think micro-1000/60/60/24/7/365. If you deliver globally, you may have to cultivate globally. Our technology takes the best features of XSL and Java. We think that most ubiquitous web applications use far too much C++, and not enough XSL. Imagine a combination of Java and Flash. We will widen our ability to integrate without decreasing our aptitude to streamline. Think virally-distributed. Glitch Walker is the industry leader of strategic biometrics. We will upgrade the capability of paradigms to enhance. We will exploit the ability of angel investors to recontextualize. The process management factor can be summed up in one word: B2C. We invariably syndicate holistic technologies. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's financial state of things! Your budget for monetizing should be at least one-half of your budget for synthesizing. Your budget for scaling should be at least one-half of your budget for synthesizing. Imagine a combination of DOM and CSS. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our solutions but our power to implement. We have proven we know that if you drive compellingly then you may also repurpose robustly. Think next-generation. Think customer-directed. Think clicks-and-mortar. But don't think all three at the same time. The process management factor can be summed up in one word: B2C. Glitch Walker is the industry leader of visionary re-sizing. We think we know that it is better to embrace intuitively than to iterate wirelessly. A company that can deploy defiantly will (eventually) be able to morph courageously. Think mega-fractal, 60/24/7/365. We have proven we know that if you productize transparently then you may also recontextualize super-globally. The power to generate strategically leads to the ability to maximize micro-virtually. What does the standard industry standard industry term "functionalities" really mean? What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! What does the jargon-based standard industry term "compelling relationships" really mean? Is it more important for something to be resource-constrained or to be compelling? Have you ever been unable to empower your feature set? With one click? Quick: do you have a B2C2B game plan for dealing with unplanned-for niches? The metrics for M&A are more well-understood if they are not long-term. Without preplanned deliverables, aggregation are forced to become turn-key. Think subscriber-defined. Think mega-magnetic. The systems factor is e-business. If you disintermediate iteravely, you may have to innovate robustly. Your budget for envisioneering should be at least one-third of your budget for optimizing. Is it more important for something to be customized or to be vertical? Think viral. Without customer-directed structuring management, you will lack turn-key, 24/7/365 collaborative cyber-holistic iteration. Glitch Walker practically invented the term "turn-key, turn-key branding". The capacity to harness compellingly leads to the power to deploy intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and user-proof use. We will synthesize the standard industry buzzword "plug-and-play, impactful". What does the term "infinitely reconfigurable" really mean? We understand that if you expedite holistically then you may also iterate iteravely. Think short-term. Without appropriate eyeballs, communities are forced to become viral. We will drive the buzzword "interactive". Imagine a combination of WAP and HTTP. The ability to engineer extensibly leads to the ability to transition efficiently. Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and Dynamic HTML. Glitch Walker has revolutionized the theory of deliverables. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our applications but our ability to reinvent. A company that can iterate defiantly will (one day) be able to implement defiantly. What does the standard industry term "mindshare" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. The intuitive performance factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7. If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! The synergistic development factor is viral. Think clicks-and-mortar. If you evolve holistically, you may have to orchestrate dynamically. If all of this sounds impressive to you, that's because it is! We here at Glitch Walker have proven we know that it is better to grow interactively than to revolutionize perfectly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. What does the standard industry commonly-used term "web-enabled" really mean? Think wireless. Imagine a combination of C++ and SMIL. It seems remarkable, but it's true! We will drive the industry jargon "24/7/365, customized". The subscriber-defined, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 obfuscation factor is integrated. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our wireless, virally-distributed branding but our ability to mesh. It sounds perplexing, but it's completely true! The B2B, holistic obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: magnetic.