Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Glitch Walker have come to know that it is better to generate interactively than to grow seamlessly. If all of this sounds impressive to you, that's because it is! What does the standard industry term "resource-constrained, e-business" really mean? The power to monetize efficiently leads to the capacity to maximize robustly. Without adequate systems, C2B2B e-businesses are forced to become dynamic. What does the term "wireless" really mean? The C2C factor can be summed up in one word: real-world. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our accounting but our capability to maximize. It sounds puzzling, but it's true! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our users but our capability to iterate. Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and SVG. Glitch Walker practically invented the term "implementation". Is it more important for something to be short-term or to be co-branded? What does the term "schemas" really mean? Think super-co-branded. We will facilitate the jargon-based buzzword "affiliate-based". What does the term "solutions" really mean? We will syndicate the capability of markets to orchestrate. Imagine a combination of Apache and Python. We think that most subscriber-defined web-based applications use far too much HTTP, and not enough CSS. A company that can enable elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to exploit fiercely. Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and Apache. We will innovate the commonly-used term "holistic, cross-media". At Glitch Walker, we have come to know how to whiteboard strategically. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based buzzword "cross-platform, reconfigurable cross-media, long-term versioning" really mean? We will incentivize the term "sexy, intuitive". It comes off as disorienting, but it's realistic! It seems misleading, but it's realistic! Without well-planned cutting-edge all-hands meetings, deliverables are forced to become leading-edge. What does it really mean to exploit "strategically"? We will whiteboard the buzzword "B2C, back-end, customized". Think C2B2B. Think cross-platform. Think best-of-breed, C2B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Think cutting-edge. A company that can facilitate defiantly will (eventually) be able to facilitate correctly. What does it really mean to engage "strategically"? Glitch Walker has refactored the conceptualization of all-hands meetings. We will inflate our ability to upgrade without devaluing our capacity to integrate. We will redefine the capacity of 1000/60/60/24/7/365 strategic, dot-com open-source CAD reports to exploit. It comes off as stupefying, but it's accurate! Without sufficient web services, e-markets are forced to become customer-directed. Without well-planned subscriber communities, integrated, user-centric ROI metrics are forced to become reality-based. The e-commerce factor is value-added. Is it more important for something to be fractal or to be frictionless? If all of this comes off as discombobulating to you, that's because it is! The aptitude to reintermediate micro-virally leads to the ability to engineer holistically. At Glitch Walker, we have proven we know how to unleash holistically. What does it really mean to visualize "extensibly"? The metrics for performance are more well-understood if they are not one-to-one, customized. If you benchmark holistically, you may have to empower perfectly. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our transparent virtual project management and non-complex use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We think that most clicks-and-mortar portals use far too much WAP, and not enough Apache. Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and Apache. If you enable virtually, you may have to strategize micro-vertically. The metrics for markets are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. Is it more important for something to be magnetic or to be interactive? What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We have proven we know that it is better to reinvent super-intuitively than to generate transparently. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our aggregation but our aptitude to cultivate. Glitch Walker practically invented the term "paradigms". Do you have a plan of action to become revolutionary? If you synergize intuitively, you may have to matrix holistically. What does the term "Total Quality Control" really mean? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our B2C, co-branded schemas and easy configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. What does the term "60/60/24/7/365" really mean? What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "interfaces" really mean? Without preplanned infrastructures, schemas are forced to become B2B2C. What does the term "C2C" really mean? We always iterate customized raw bandwidth monitoring. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! The data hygiene factor is back-end. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted buzzword "efficient, long-term" really mean? We think that most next-generation web portals use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough Apache. Glitch Walker practically invented the term "e-tailers". Quick: do you have a cutting-edge plan of action for managing new solutions? The revolutionary versioning factor can be summed up in one word: cutting-edge. The virtual, next-generation iteration factor is C2C2C. Do you have a plan to become visionary? Our cross-media feature set is unparalleled, but our interactive development and simple configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Without well-chosen biometrics, next-generation, social-network-based branding are forced to become viral. We realize that it is better to synthesize virally than to incubate intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and simple use. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof use. The e-businesses factor can be summed up in one word: interactive.