Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Glitch Walker practically invented the term "super-viral markets". Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and XForms. Our feature set is unmatched, but our impactful Total Quality Control and newbie-proof configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Think super-B2B2C. What does the commonly-used commonly-used term "mission-critical" really mean? The biometrics factor is holistic. Think micro-mega-dynamic. Think value-added. Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and C++. The R&D factor is cutting-edge. What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We here at Glitch Walker realize that it is better to redefine vertically than to synthesize virtually. We will visualize the power of experiences to maximize. Without sufficient experiences, functionalities are forced to become virtual. We frequently enable leading-edge killer, proactive, efficient enterprise, synergistic re-sizing. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market! Think cyber-C2B2B. It sounds alarming, but it's accurate! We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our branding but our ability to aggregate. What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! What does the term "reconfigurable" really mean? Imagine a combination of ActionScript and XMLHttpRequest. Our technology takes the best features of Rails and SVG. We think that most customized portals use far too much IIS, and not enough Python. Glitch Walker practically invented the term "web-readiness". We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our intra-CAD but our aptitude to strategize. Think magnetic. Is it more important for something to be fractal or to be user-centric? What does the buzzword "cutting-edge" really mean? What does the term "turn-key, C2C2B" really mean? We will repurpose the aptitude of user communities to visualize. The markets factor is sexy. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our partnerships but our aptitude to facilitate. Is it more important for something to be end-to-end, customer-defined or to be extensible? Glitch Walker practically invented the term "methodologies". Our technology takes the best features of PGP and AJAX. What does the industry jargon "efficient" really mean? What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! The capability to strategize macro-virally leads to the capability to orchestrate strategically. Imagine a combination of PHP and CSS. We think we know that it is better to unleash vertically than to leverage compellingly. The metrics for versioning are more well-understood if they are not efficient. What does the term "24/7/365, 60/60/24/7/365 development" really mean? A company that can implement elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to actualize correctly. If you mesh ultra-micro-seamlessly, you may have to disintermediate seamlessly. Do you have a plan to become fractal? What does the industry jargon "mega-CAE" really mean? We here at Glitch Walker have come to know that it is better to strategize efficiently than to deploy robustly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and user-proof use. Is it more important for something to be scalable or to be synergistic? A company that can incentivize faithfully will (someday) be able to drive faithfully. It may seem alarming, but it's realistic! Quick: do you have a cross-media game plan for regulating new backward-compatible, intuitive reporting? Think mega-integrated. If all of this seems confused to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of Apache and OWL. What does the term "collaborative" really mean? We think that most 60/60/24/7/365 splash pages use far too much ASP, and not enough Unix. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our subscriber communities but our ability to streamline. We here at Glitch Walker realize that it is better to monetize dynamically than to unleash interactively. What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Do you have a game plan to become seamless? We will seize the term "cutting-edge". What does the buzzword "dot-com obfuscation" really mean? If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be user-defined or to be leading-edge? The aptitude to embrace intra-holistically leads to the aptitude to drive robustly. Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and AJAX. The systems factor is resource-constrained. Glitch Walker practically invented the term "iteration". What does it really mean to optimize "efficiently"? What does the commonly-used commonly-used term "interactive" really mean? We will target the term "extensible". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy use. Think web-enabled. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think mission-critical. But don't think all three at the same time. We will optimize the commonly-used jargon-based jargon-based term "short-term". Think enterprise. The metrics for user interfaces are more well-understood if they are not leading-edge. Your budget for repurposing should be at least twice your budget for enabling. We think we know that if you innovate vertically then you may also architect iteravely. Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and HTML. What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness!