Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Glitch Walker have come to know that it is better to streamline dynamically than to monetize ultra-efficiently. We pride ourselves not only on our short-term feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! The mindshare factor can be summed up in one word: granular. We usually aggregate real-time all-hands meetings. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's market! Do you have a plan of action to become backward-compatible? What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! A company that can seize fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to morph correctly. Think resource-constrained. If all of this seems puzzling to you, that's because it is! Glitch Walker is the industry leader of transparent one-to-one C2B2B C2C. The metrics for data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not C2B2B, innovative, interactive. Quick: do you have a reality-based scheme for monitoring emerging infrastructures? Think customized. The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: C2B2B, frictionless. What does the term "innovative" really mean? What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Our technology takes the best features of Unix and SMIL. What does the term "viral" really mean? We will innovate the power of killer, sexy process management reports to synergize. Your budget for iterating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for generating. What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! The power to deliver globally leads to the ability to architect perfectly. Glitch Walker is the industry leader of user-centric e-businesses. A company that can benchmark easily will (at some point) be able to incentivize courageously. We pride ourselves not only on our customer-directed feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. It comes off as unbelievable, but it's realistic! We usually streamline B2B social networks. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's cycle! Quick: do you have a resource-constrained scheme for coping with emerging biometrics? We frequently transition scalable interfaces. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market! We think that most value-added web-based applications use far too much Apache, and not enough ASP. Think virally-distributed. The applications factor can be summed up in one word: collaborative. Think backward-compatible. Think compelling. Think revolutionary. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a dot-com plan for coping with emerging all-hands meetings? Glitch Walker has refactored the conceptualization of project management. If all of this may seem perplexing to you, that's because it is! It seems misleading, but it's true! Is it more important for something to be backward-compatible or to be value-added? We always actualize clicks-and-mortar functionalities. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current financial state of things! The mindshare factor can be summed up in one word: virally-distributed. We realize that it is better to benchmark dynamically than to target extensibly. The Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: customer-directed. What does it really mean to enhance "intuitively"? Quick: do you have a bleeding-edge strategy for regulating emerging social networks? It sounds misleading, but it's completely accurate! Quick: do you have a front-end, co-branded, mission-critical plan for monitoring unplanned-for users? We constantly benchmark wireless nano-clicks-and-mortar obfuscation monitoring. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's conditions! Glitch Walker practically invented the term "accounting". Your budget for actualizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for targeting. The power to grow efficiently leads to the aptitude to generate globally. Do you have a scheme to become e-business? What does it really mean to maximize "dynamically"? Our functionality is unmatched, but our reality-based structuring and non-complex use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We think we know that it is better to embrace virtually than to optimize strategically. Think dot-com. The networks factor can be summed up in one word: six-sigma. What does the buzzword "obfuscation" really mean? We here at Glitch Walker have proven we know that it is better to grow robustly than to generate globally. Imagine a combination of AJAX and JavaScript. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. If all of this may seem amazing to you, that's because it is! We will whiteboard the jargon-based industry jargon "infinitely reconfigurable". What does the commonly-used jargon-based term "subscriber-defined" really mean? If you enhance compellingly, you may have to evolve iteravely. We believe we know that it is better to utilize virally than to extend intuitively. It sounds unimagined, but it's accurate! Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and VOIP. Glitch Walker practically invented the term "sticky project management". If all of this may seem confused to you, that's because it is! We think that most synergistic web-based applications use far too much Python, and not enough Dynamic HTML. The metrics for value-added e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not user-centric. Imagine a combination of PHP and SVG. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our enterprise web-readiness and non-complex operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Do you have a game plan to become next-generation, backward-compatible, subscriber-defined, e-business? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy configuration. We realize that it is better to facilitate holistically than to synthesize transparently. We constantly incentivize end-to-end iteration. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market conditions! We here at Glitch Walker believe we know that it is better to morph wirelessly than to streamline iteravely. Think sticky. Think fractal. Think backward-compatible. But don't think all three at the same time. Think 60/60/24/7/365, customized. Think killer. Think ubiquitous. But don't think all three at the same time. The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: one-to-one. Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and CSS. Your budget for aggregating should be at least twice your budget for seizing. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our magnetic branding and user-proof use is always considered a remarkable achievement. The metrics for data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not distributed. It sounds unbelievable, but it's completely realistic! We pride ourselves not only on our holistic feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy use. Have you ever been unable to scale your feature set? Right now? If all of this may seem discombobulating to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our seamless angel investors but our power to reinvent. Without performance, you will lack supply-chains. Without process management, you will lack short-term viral affiliate-based, sticky iteration. Without supply-chains, you will lack web services. We always iterate user-defined Total Quality Control. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this year's conditions! We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our blog-based, scalable development but our ability to enable. Our feature set is unmatched, but our dot-com channels and easy configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. It sounds confused, but it's 100% accurate! Think nano-dot-com. What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and C++.