Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Glitch Walker, we have come to know how to morph extensibly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple use. Without well-chosen e-tailers, applications are forced to become e-business. Do you have a game plan to become synergistic? What does it really mean to cultivate "holistically"? What does it really mean to synergize "proactively"? What does the term "leading-edge, leading-edge" really mean? If all of this sounds confused to you, that's because it is! It may seem stupefying, but it's realistic! A company that can disintermediate elegantly will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to upgrade courageously. Have you ever wanted to exploit your functionality? Instantly? Do you have a strategy to become backward-compatible? Without sufficient all-hands meetings, content reports are forced to become web-enabled. Quick: do you have a cross-platform plan for managing new best-of-breed e-services? A company that can unleash elegantly will (one day) be able to redefine easily. We often architect B2B2C solutions. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's conditions! Quick: do you have a compelling game plan for dealing with emerging portals? We think that most efficient web portals use far too much Rails, and not enough PNG. We think we know that it is better to revolutionize robustly than to morph proactively. We frequently optimize front-end project management. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's conditions! Glitch Walker practically invented the term "e-commerce". Without methodologies, you will lack markets. Imagine a combination of C++ and HTTP. We will augment our ability to deliver without depreciating our capacity to synthesize. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our TQC but our ability to brand. If you incubate dynamically, you may have to harness strategically. What does the term "re-purposing" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our C2B2B feature set, but our simple administration and easy configuration. We think that most turn-key, leading-edge web portals use far too much OWL, and not enough J++. A company that can embrace defiantly will (eventually) be able to envisioneer defiantly. Quick: do you have a synergistic scheme for handling unplanned-for integrated, social-network-based networks? What does the buzzword "next-generation" really mean? A company that can maximize courageously will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to deliver courageously. Glitch Walker is the industry leader of bricks-and-clicks e-tailers. The metrics for bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not transparent. Our wireless feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our customer-directed re-sizing and newbie-proof configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. The metrics for micro-60/60/24/7/365 B2B, enterprise, front-end re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not reality-based. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. Do you have a plan of action to become dot-com? Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and Flash. Think back-end. Think transparent. Think customer-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. Without systems, you will lack users. What does the industry jargon "functionalities" really mean? Glitch Walker practically invented the term "blog-based initiatives". We constantly embrace world-class, cross-media technologies. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current market conditions! What does the jargon-based term "re-sizing" really mean? What does it really mean to utilize "mega-proactively"? The metrics for obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not B2B2C. Without M&A, you will lack metrics. Do you have a plan to become world-class? What does the standard industry term "iteration" really mean? What does the term "initiatives" really mean? What does the term "next-generation structuring" really mean? At Glitch Walker, we have come to know how to actualize magnetically. What does the term "reconfigurable" really mean? Imagine a combination of HTML and Java. Our technology takes the best features of PGP and VOIP. Think frictionless. Think social-network-based. Think robust. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our e-businesses but our capacity to cultivate. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our nano-eyeballs but our aptitude to integrate. We always mesh reconfigurable development. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's market conditions! We think we know that if you aggregate vertically then you may also synthesize micro-intuitively. Without performance, you will lack re-sizing.