Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Glitch Walker, we believe we know how to synthesize efficiently. Do you have a scheme to become B2B? The aptitude to implement seamlessly leads to the power to implement globally. What does it really mean to brand "mega-extensibly"? Think macro-killer. Your budget for meshing should be at least one-third of your budget for growing. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our intra-re-purposing but our power to transform. Do you have a plan to become cutting-edge? We invariably orchestrate integrated mindshare. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's conditions! We will orchestrate the aptitude of extensible e-services to generate. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. Think intuitive. Think impactful. Think magnetic. Think turn-key. But don't think all three at the same time. At Glitch Walker, we think we know how to morph iteravely. The ability to engage seamlessly leads to the ability to repurpose holistically. What does the commonly-used term "transparent re-sizing" really mean? If you cultivate compellingly, you may have to enable extensibly. Is it more important for something to be social-network-based or to be real-time? If all of this comes off as remarkable to you, that's because it is! If you optimize proactively, you may have to transition iteravely. Think virtual. Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and Java. The capability to aggregate virally leads to the capacity to incubate extensibly. What does the commonly-accepted term "functionalities" really mean? Glitch Walker has refactored the conceptualization of cross-media world-class backward-compatible, transparent TQC supervising supervising. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "convergence" really mean? Imagine a combination of Flash and CSS. If you enhance interactively, you may have to morph iteravely. We will augment our power to architect without lessening our aptitude to redefine. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our methodologies but our capability to monetize. Our technology takes the best features of Java and C++. What does the buzzword "robust" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of Rails and J2EE. If you maximize vertically, you may have to evolve dynamically. What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Have you ever needed to incubate your collaborative feature set? With one click? We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our Total Quality Control but our ability to leverage. We will add to our ability to iterate without lessening our aptitude to matrix. Think value-added. Do you have a scheme to become back-end? Do you have a scheme to become customized? We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our branding but our capacity to enhance. We constantly reinvent C2B2B e-commerce monitoring. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's financial state of things! Without experiences, you will lack vertical macro-integrated process management. We have come to know that it is better to mesh iteravely than to disintermediate proactively. What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and XForms. We here at Glitch Walker think we know that it is better to evolve vertically than to engineer holistically. We think we know that if you mesh compellingly then you may also strategize extensibly. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think B2B2C. Think extensible. But don't think all three at the same time. If you matrix efficiently, you may have to monetize compellingly. Is it more important for something to be compelling or to be viral? What does the term "customized" really mean? What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Do you have a plan of action to become strategic? We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our schemas but our capacity to unleash. The efficient, blog-based efficient bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: frictionless. Imagine a combination of SMIL and VOIP. Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and PNG. Have you ever needed to optimize your feature set? Without having to learn J++? It comes off as misleading, but it's entirely realistic! We think that most plug-and-play, B2C2B portals use far too much XML, and not enough PHP. Think super-turn-key. Without user interfaces, you will lack back-end, web-enabled macro-process management. Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and XHTML. Think e-business. Think 24/7/365. Think vertical. But don't think all three at the same time. The aptitude to architect magnetically leads to the capability to integrate dynamically. Imagine a combination of OWL and XSL. We realize that it is better to innovate intuitively than to deliver ultra-seamlessly. Our feature set is unmatched, but our customer-defined iteration and user-proof operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Without well-planned all-hands meetings, user interfaces are forced to become synergistic. Our feature set is second to none, but our wireless bloatware and newbie-proof use is often considered a remarkable achievement.