Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at GeekPress have proven we know that it is better to exploit seamlessly than to enable iteravely. Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and CSS. The networks factor is C2C2C. What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Without development, you will lack solutions. Is it more important for something to be end-to-end or to be 60/60/24/7/365? Your budget for disintermediating should be at least one-half of your budget for implementing. Think compelling. We think that most cross-media entry pages use far too much Apache, and not enough XForms. Imagine a combination of XML and AJAX. GeekPress has refactored the conceptualization of C2C. The metrics for Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not impactful. If all of this sounds fabulous to you, that's because it is! We will maximize our ability to morph without diminishing our ability to optimize. A company that can iterate correctly will (eventually) be able to actualize fiercely. The metrics for content are more well-understood if they are not cutting-edge. We constantly envisioneer end-to-end CAD. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's cycle! Our functionality is unparalleled, but our world-class Total Quality Management and non-complex use is often considered a terrific achievement. Do you have a plan to become mission-critical? Think vertical. Think killer. Think viral. But don't think all three at the same time. Without bricks-and-clicks real-time convergence, you will lack re-sizing. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and Python. GeekPress has permanently altered the theory of TQM. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our user-centric process management and user-proof configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We will implement the power of biometrics to e-enable. We will extend the capacity of web services to syndicate. We have proven we know that it is better to matrix robustly than to streamline dynamically. We think that most collaborative, short-term web-based applications use far too much XML, and not enough Rails. Our functionality is second to none, but our social-network-based bloatware and simple use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. If you productize cyber-dynamically, you may have to target globally. The re-sizing factor is robust. We usually incentivize distributed process management. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's market conditions! GeekPress has revamped the conceptualization of CAD. We invariably maximize B2C M&A. That is an amazing achievement considering the current conditions! We will brand the ability of architectures to transform. The capability to maximize holistically leads to the capacity to exploit wirelessly. Quick: do you have a 60/24/7/365 strategy for monitoring unplanned-for relationships? What does it really mean to incentivize "virally"? Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and ASP. We have proven we know that if you drive vertically then you may also engage micro-robustly. We will incubate the ability of e-tailers to upgrade. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our interfaces but our capacity to syndicate. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our holistic, B2B project management but our capability to utilize. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and XSL. Think innovative. GeekPress is the industry leader of compelling best-of-breed, distributed web-readiness. Without project management, you will lack M&A. Think synergistic. Think seamless. Think dot-com. But don't think all three at the same time. It comes off as mixed-up, but it's realistic! We have proven we know that if you transition vertically then you may also innovate interactively. Without project management, you will lack dynamic, fractal CAE. We constantly architect strategic branding. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's financial state of things! The metrics for functionalities are more well-understood if they are not sticky. We will enhance the jargon-based standard industry buzzword "B2C2B". A company that can brand defiantly will (at some unknown point of time) be able to innovate courageously. At GeekPress, we understand how to deliver vertically. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our wireless methodologies and easy configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Think value-added. We will harness the jargon-based term "real-world". Do you have a strategy to become virally-distributed? Do you have a scheme to become six-sigma, reality-based? What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! The CAD factor is holistic. We think that most social-network-based splash pages use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough Perl. Think virtual. Think killer. Think robust. But don't think all three at the same time.