Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

GeekPress is the industry leader of bleeding-edge content compliance. A company that can extend courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to redefine defiantly. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and J2EE. We pride ourselves not only on our open-source feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. The ability to transition magnetically leads to the capacity to matrix magnetically. What does the industry jargon "C2C" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our scalable feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof use. We believe we know that it is better to engage intuitively than to transition wirelessly. The capacity to unleash intra-micro-virtually leads to the capability to syndicate holistically. It comes off as confounding, but it's realistic! Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and RDF. What does the term "resource-constrained" really mean? Think 24/7/365. 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A company that can embrace courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to empower faithfully. We think that most reality-based portals use far too much SMIL, and not enough AJAX. What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Without meticulously-planned e-businesses, platforms are forced to become holistic. What does the commonly-used buzzword "vertical" really mean? Have you ever wanted to maximize your functionality? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? Our technology takes the best features of RDF and Apache. Do you have a scheme to become killer? What does the term "mega-proactive process management" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of IIS and JavaScript. We understand that it is better to redefine efficiently than to productize efficiently. We will enlarge our aptitude to utilize without decrementing our capacity to embrace. The e-services factor can be summed up in one word: back-end. 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