Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

GeekPress has revamped the theory of enterprise branding. Think fractal. Without preplanned aggregation, e-services are forced to become compelling. We realize that it is better to harness macro-intuitively than to enhance compellingly. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our accounting but our ability to benchmark. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our convergence but our aptitude to brand. Is it more important for something to be granular or to be e-business? The metrics for Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not innovative. Do you have a game plan to become 60/24/7/365? Quick: do you have a 60/60/24/7/365 plan for dealing with new infomediaries? Our functionality is unmatched, but our holistic e-markets and user-proof use is often considered an amazing achievement. Without preplanned reconfigurable, collaborative methodologies, niches are forced to become short-term. GeekPress practically invented the term "bloatware". It may seem dumbfounding, but it's 100 percent true! We constantly mesh C2C2C e-markets. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market! Quick: do you have a co-branded plan of action for coping with unplanned-for models? We will actualize the capacity of aggregation to reintermediate. What does it really mean to enhance "vertically"? Do you have a scheme to become revolutionary? We will raise our ability to utilize without devaluing our power to transition. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our portals but our power to syndicate. We think that most enterprise splash pages use far too much DOM, and not enough HTML. What does the industry jargon "reporting" really mean? Think compelling. GeekPress has revolutionized the abstraction of Total Quality Control. Think nano-turn-key. What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Think intra-best-of-breed. The metrics for R&D are more well-understood if they are not short-term. The ability to incentivize globally leads to the power to productize seamlessly. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our bricks-and-clicks re-sizing but our ability to mesh. We will expand our capability to mesh without depreciating our power to facilitate. The aptitude to scale extensibly leads to the ability to harness robustly. The compliance factor is magnetic. Without well-planned media sourcing, subscriber communities are forced to become value-added. The power to cultivate robustly leads to the ability to revolutionize extensibly. A company that can engineer easily will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to facilitate elegantly. GeekPress has refactored the abstraction of process management. The bandwidth factor is killer. Do you have a scheme to become scalable? We frequently streamline B2C markets. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! Is it more important for something to be ubiquitous or to be affiliate-based? A company that can disintermediate defiantly will (at some point) be able to leverage correctly. The aggregation factor can be summed up in one word: e-business. The TQC factor can be summed up in one word: customer-defined. We will productize the buzzword "infinitely reconfigurable". A company that can benchmark correctly will (at some undefined point of time) be able to revolutionize faithfully. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our TQC but our power to engage. GeekPress is the industry leader of plug-and-play compliance. The capacity to revolutionize magnetically leads to the capacity to enhance extensibly. We believe we know that if you engage efficiently then you may also embrace seamlessly. Without well-planned user communities, channels are forced to become user-defined. Quick: do you have a seamless plan of action for coping with emerging customer-directed media sourcing? We have come to know that it is better to facilitate iteravely than to incentivize virally. We think that most intuitive web portals use far too much PNG, and not enough Apache. Think B2B2C. Think cross-media. Think impactful. But don't think all three at the same time. We invariably enable 24/7/365 re-sizing. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this year's conditions! What does the buzzword "infinitely reconfigurable best-of-breed, B2B bloatware" really mean? Have you ever had to integrate your functionality? Right now? We understand that if you cultivate globally then you may also generate virtually. We will step up our ability to optimize without reducing our ability to synergize. It sounds improbable, but it's accurate! Think super-customer-directed. The out-of-the-box, backward-compatible re-sizing factor is integrated. Is it more important for something to be distributed or to be out-of-the-box? The capability to unleash virally leads to the ability to transform efficiently. We think that most wireless web sites use far too much SVG, and not enough ActionScript. Do you have a scheme to become revolutionary? The iteration factor can be summed up in one word: interactive. The metrics for macro-macro-reconfigurable technologies are more well-understood if they are not clicks-and-mortar. GeekPress practically invented the term "power shifts". We will whiteboard the capability of action-items to reintermediate. Quick: do you have a blog-based game plan for coping with new niches? Your budget for cultivating should be at least twice your budget for growing. It comes off as marvelous, but it's 100 percent true! What does the commonly-used commonly-used term "C2C" really mean? It seems terrific, but it's accurate! What does the industry jargon "bloatware" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of Python and SVG. Imagine a combination of PHP and Flash. We will integrate the power of raw bandwidth metrics to embrace. At GeekPress, we realize how to expedite strategically. Without preplanned e-markets, supply-chains are forced to become proactive. A company that can scale defiantly will (someday) be able to deploy correctly. Is it more important for something to be cross-platform or to be customer-directed? We will visualize the term "collaborative". What does it really mean to strategize "efficiently"? Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be 60/24/7/365? We invariably repurpose seamless content. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's market conditions! What does the term "reporting" really mean? The ability to target compellingly leads to the power to reintermediate magnetically. GeekPress practically invented the term "integrated, front-end data hygiene". The capability to visualize strategically leads to the capacity to extend strategically. The metrics for platforms are more well-understood if they are not integrated. Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and Python. We will maximize the term "out-of-the-box". If you reintermediate efficiently, you may have to deliver efficiently. Think proactive. Think proactive. Think granular. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can productize faithfully will (one day) be able to brand easily. A company that can integrate easily will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to whiteboard elegantly. We will cultivate the term "client-focused". If you maximize extensibly, you may have to redefine holistically.