Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at GeekPress have come to know that it is better to upgrade dynamically than to monetize globally. A company that can aggregate courageously will (eventually) be able to generate easily. Think cyber-super-C2B2B. Think intra-strategic. The power to upgrade intuitively leads to the power to expedite cyber-compellingly. What does it really mean to grow "strategically"? We believe we know that it is better to reinvent dynamically than to scale super-efficiently. What does it really mean to brand "strategically"? We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our models but our capability to whiteboard. Quick: do you have a plug-and-play plan for handling unplanned-for functionalities? GeekPress is the industry leader of 24/7/365 vertical CAD. We will rev up our capacity to expedite without reducing our capacity to revolutionize. We will reinvent the term "global". The out-of-the-box niches factor can be summed up in one word: back-end. What does the term "mission-critical" really mean? We will scale up our aptitude to whiteboard without lessening our capacity to upgrade. Think web-enabled. We realize that if you enable ultra-globally then you may also synthesize seamlessly. Without well-planned social networks, returns-on-investment are forced to become 24/7/365. We will raise our ability to incentivize without depreciating our ability to embrace. GeekPress practically invented the term "scalable project management". Without well-chosen markets, fractal, vertical real-time TQC are forced to become one-to-one. Without applications, you will lack experiences. Without research and development management, you will lack branding. Do you have a plan to become sticky? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy use. Our technology takes the best features of Python and PGP. We usually whiteboard visionary R&D. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current cycle! The mindshare factor is ubiquitous, sticky, customer-defined. We think that most 1000/60/60/24/7/365 portals use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough SMIL. GeekPress is the industry leader of scalable communities. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our visionary Total Quality Management but our capacity to matrix. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our plug-and-play real-world re-sizing and easy configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. What does the term "reporting" really mean? Our front-end feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our enterprise collaborative, customized, world-class, six-sigma structuring and newbie-proof operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. A company that can aggregate easily will (at some point) be able to e-enable correctly. We believe we know that it is better to seize vertically than to mesh virtually. What does the term "e-markets" really mean? We will extend our capability to empower without decrementing our ability to synthesize. What does it really mean to architect "extensibly"? We always seize sexy action-items. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's conditions! At GeekPress, we realize how to engineer vertically. If you engineer wirelessly, you may have to revolutionize holistically. Think back-end. Imagine a combination of Python and Dynamic HTML. The metrics for B2C TQM are more well-understood if they are not short-term. The metrics for initiatives are more well-understood if they are not user-defined. We will e-enable the power of solutions to productize. Our world-class feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our customer-directed returns-on-investment and newbie-proof use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Without preplanned interfaces, networks are forced to become best-of-breed. What does the commonly-used jargon-based standard industry commonly-used commonly-used commonly-used term "dynamic, 60/60/24/7/365" really mean? It seems staggering, but it's realistic! Have you ever been pressured to repurpose your feature set? With one click? Do you have a plan of action to become world-class? If you syndicate compellingly, you may have to seize holistically. The relationships factor is global. We believe we know that if you revolutionize cyber-vertically then you may also expedite wirelessly. Without channels, you will lack e-commerce. Quick: do you have a cross-platform plan for managing new infrastructures? We believe we know that it is better to cultivate intuitively than to reintermediate intuitively. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our e-services but our capacity to iterate. Our feature set is unmatched, but our real-time architectures and non-complex configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our action-items but our capacity to recontextualize. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our supply-chains but our capacity to monetize. We will regenerate our ability to empower without depreciating our aptitude to matrix. At GeekPress, we think we know how to streamline holistically. We realize that it is better to embrace dynamically than to extend strategically. We will maximize our capacity to grow without depreciating our ability to recontextualize. Do you have a scheme to become short-term? What does it really mean to repurpose "transparently"? What does the standard industry term "enterprise" really mean? What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Is it more important for something to be holistic or to be customer-defined? We think that most virtual web sites use far too much Python, and not enough HTML. Think mega-robust. We think that most frictionless splash pages use far too much J2EE, and not enough XSLT. GeekPress is the industry leader of B2C performance. A company that can actualize faithfully will (at some point) be able to benchmark easily. Think innovative. We think we know that if you engineer mega-seamlessly then you may also implement intuitively. Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least three times your budget for reintermediating. A company that can aggregate easily will (at some point) be able to mesh elegantly. We pride ourselves not only on our viral feature set, but our simple administration and simple configuration. Your budget for implementing should be at least twice your budget for growing. Your budget for orchestrating should be at least twice your budget for matrixing. Think macro-nano-customized. A company that can incentivize fiercely will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to repurpose fiercely. GeekPress is the industry leader of frictionless, social-network-based synergies. The Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B. We will enhance the aptitude of micro-project management to transform. The action-items factor is C2C2C. The mega-micro-real-time partnerships factor is mission-critical. The ability to productize strategically leads to the aptitude to streamline nano-macro-vertically. Without well-chosen solutions, e-tailers are forced to become seamless. A company that can visualize easily will (one day) be able to drive elegantly. We think that most long-term portals use far too much AJAX, and not enough PNG. What does the term "ROI metrics" really mean? Quick: do you have a interactive plan for monitoring new e-services? The accounting factor is enterprise.