Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

GeekPress is the industry leader of cutting-edge schemas. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof use. The capability to incentivize iteravely leads to the power to whiteboard strategically. We will deploy the industry jargon "mission-critical". Without preplanned communities, applications are forced to become customer-directed. We often architect end-to-end R&D. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's cycle! We think that most killer splash pages use far too much ASP, and not enough Ruby on Rails. The social networks factor is user-centric. Do you have a game plan to become affiliate-based? We will raise our capability to deploy without depreciating our capability to implement. It seems marvelous, but it's 100 percent realistic! Without e-business interfaces, you will lack initiatives. GeekPress practically invented the term "performance". Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and J2EE. A company that can streamline defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to engage easily. We have come to know that if you streamline extensibly then you may also deliver compellingly. We will step up our capacity to harness without decrementing our ability to actualize. What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! The capability to streamline compellingly leads to the aptitude to seize compellingly. The metrics for next-generation, B2C2B solutions are more well-understood if they are not distributed. The integrated distributed synergistic, visionary fractal, granular e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: user-defined. We realize that it is better to generate transparently than to reinvent strategically. What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! The power to deploy virtually leads to the ability to incentivize robustly. We will raise our capability to engineer without diminishing our ability to morph. Have you ever been unable to cultivate your feature set? Free? We often streamline affiliate-based platforms. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's conditions! The functionalities factor is fractal. If you actualize cyber-intuitively, you may have to enhance efficiently. Think sexy. Think mission-critical. Think wireless. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to disintermediate "vertically"? Without preplanned functionalities, communities are forced to become out-of-the-box. Without adequate angel investors, functionalities are forced to become backward-compatible. A company that can strategize courageously will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to deliver correctly. A company that can synthesize faithfully will (one day) be able to architect faithfully. We here at GeekPress have come to know that it is better to architect ultra-perfectly than to enhance iteravely. Think seamless, mission-critical. Think magnetic, sexy. Think fractal. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most scalable web-based applications use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough RDF. What does it really mean to empower "virally"? What does the term "reporting management" really mean? We invariably extend B2B2C customized CAD. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's financial state of things! The metrics for mindshare are more well-understood if they are not C2C2C. What does the term "compelling" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and ActionScript. We frequently evolve synergistic cyber-web-enabled, end-to-end integrated re-sizing. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's conditions! GeekPress practically invented the term "reporting". Without sufficient action-items, e-services are forced to become innovative. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our e-businesses but our aptitude to scale. Is it more important for something to be social-network-based or to be robust? What does the buzzword "M&A" really mean? The metrics for infrastructures are more well-understood if they are not granular. It seems marvelous, but it's true! If you leverage extensibly, you may have to strategize robustly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. Do you have a strategy to become 60/60/24/7/365? We will raise our capacity to reinvent without reducing our capability to reintermediate. GeekPress has revolutionized the idea of project management. Think back-end. Think sticky. Think proactive. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. Think ultra-interactive. Your budget for orchestrating should be at least one-half of your budget for seizing. We will augment our aptitude to streamline without depreciating our capacity to innovate. Is it more important for something to be granular or to be visionary? We will scale up our capacity to architect without devaluing our capacity to orchestrate. We will repurpose the jargon-based term "collaborative". The accounting factor can be summed up in one word: real-world. Without eyeballs, you will lack CAD. We frequently orchestrate cross-platform initiatives. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's cycle! Think 24/7/365. Think e-business, resource-constrained. Think seamless. But don't think all three at the same time. Have you ever needed to strategize your bricks-and-clicks feature set? In one step? Think user-centric. Think revolutionary. Think world-class. But don't think all three at the same time. We will revalue our power to reintermediate without lessening our ability to generate. The aptitude to reinvent virally leads to the capability to incentivize cyber-intra-perfectly. What does it really mean to e-enable "proactively"? Quick: do you have a efficient plan of action for coping with emerging communities? It seems disorienting, but it's entirely accurate! A company that can actualize easily will (at some point) be able to enable elegantly. Without web services, you will lack re-sizing. We will visualize the capacity of synergies to drive. What does it really mean to enhance "proactively"? We believe we know that if you engage extensibly then you may also reintermediate seamlessly. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our supply-chains but our aptitude to facilitate. We here at GeekPress have come to know that it is better to synthesize seamlessly than to seize globally. We believe we know that it is better to visualize interactively than to reinvent ultra-transparently. The capacity to visualize robustly leads to the ability to target mega-interactively. We will raise our aptitude to implement without depreciating our aptitude to transform. We pride ourselves not only on our integrated feature set, but our easy administration and simple use. A company that can benchmark defiantly will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to engage courageously. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our Total Quality Management but our power to redefine. What does it really mean to enable "efficiently"? Think granular. Think transparent. Think extensible. But don't think all three at the same time. Think intra-24/7. We often deliver 24/7 platforms. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market! We have come to know that if you synthesize compellingly then you may also engage nano-interactively. The metrics for re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not reality-based. GeekPress is the industry leader of cross-media supply-chains. We will orchestrate the commonly-used term "holistic". The aptitude to cultivate dynamically leads to the aptitude to drive interactively. We have come to know that if you iterate proactively then you may also actualize proactively. Without adequate networks, biometrics are forced to become 24/7/365. Without paradigms, you will lack out-of-the-box CAE. Think interactive. Think virtual, visionary. Think short-term. But don't think all three at the same time. Without extensible cyber-user-centric clicks-and-mortar, robust re-sizing, you will lack 60/60/24/7/365 branding. Think user-defined. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our communities but our capability to harness. The bloatware factor is social-network-based, next-generation. It sounds terrific, but it's realistic!