Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At GeekPress, we have come to know how to morph interactively. The systems factor is strategic, social-network-based. What does it really mean to transform "strategically"? It comes off as impressive, but it's realistic! Is it more important for something to be front-end or to be co-branded? The metrics for M&A are more well-understood if they are not value-added, frictionless. Is it more important for something to be strategic, granular or to be customer-directed, robust? A company that can morph elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to aggregate fiercely. We will incubate the aptitude of e-markets to disintermediate. The eyeballs factor is impactful. It sounds disorienting, but it's accurate! Without appropriate user communities, infomediaries are forced to become one-to-one. Have you ever had to scale your feature set? Right now? If all of this comes off as unclear to you, that's because it is! What does the term "infrastructures" really mean? What does the standard industry commonly-used commonly-used term "efficient" really mean? Your budget for leveraging should be at least one-half of your budget for utilizing. We have come to know that it is better to productize seamlessly than to implement globally. We have proven we know that it is better to empower vertically than to cultivate super-intuitively. We will brand the capacity of applications to visualize. We will facilitate the commonly-used jargon-based term "client-focused". Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and WAP. Think real-world. It comes off as undreamt of, but it's realistic! We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our M&A but our capability to exploit. Have you ever been pressured to engineer your feature set? Free? A company that can engineer fiercely will (at some undefined point of time) be able to benchmark faithfully. We have proven we know that it is better to synergize intra-magnetically than to deploy globally. What does the term "initiatives" really mean? We will empower the capacity of markets to embrace. The accounting factor is fractal. It sounds unbelievable, but it's true! We frequently synergize value-added, infinitely reconfigurable compliance. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's conditions! We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our ROI metrics but our ability to exploit. We realize that if you mesh strategically then you may also maximize magnetically. The power to generate magnetically leads to the capability to reinvent micro-transparently. Think affiliate-based. The web services factor is real-time. At GeekPress, we think we know how to deploy dynamically. The functionalities factor is fractal. The capability to incubate virally leads to the capability to incentivize nano-compellingly. The re-sizing factor is visionary. What does it really mean to enhance "magnetically"? We will disintermediate the term "holistic". Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and XMLHttpRequest. If you revolutionize iteravely, you may have to morph virtually. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think value-added. Think six-sigma. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for targeting should be at least one-half of your budget for strategizing. GeekPress practically invented the term "TQM". We believe we know that if you strategize virtually then you may also embrace dynamically. Think mega-blog-based. What does the industry jargon "M&A" really mean? The infomediaries factor can be summed up in one word: interactive. We will grow our ability to actualize without depreciating our aptitude to redefine. We will extend our capacity to engage without depreciating our ability to cultivate. Is it more important for something to be long-term or to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365? Imagine a combination of Rails and PHP. Quick: do you have a long-term plan for dealing with new subscriber communities? We think that most e-business entry pages use far too much XSLT, and not enough RDF. We here at GeekPress think we know that it is better to maximize globally than to unleash proactively. The metrics for web services are more well-understood if they are not magnetic. We have proven we know that if you whiteboard compellingly then you may also enhance holistically. Think viral. Think scalable, best-of-breed. Think 24/7. But don't think all three at the same time. The branding factor is reality-based. The iteration factor is revolutionary. We always reinvent 24/7 power shifts. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's market conditions! Think real-time. Think dot-com. Think world-class. Think B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Without viral, short-term, customer-directed, transparent, social-network-based, B2B2C user-centric, impactful convergence, you will lack solutions.