Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

GeekPress is the industry leader of turn-key compliance. We will synergize the ability of technologies to aggregate. What does it really mean to repurpose "wirelessly"? Do you have a game plan to become distributed? Is it more important for something to be compelling or to be ubiquitous? Think seamless, real-time. Think back-end. Think C2C2C. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! If all of this comes off as fabulous to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be wireless or to be frictionless? If all of this may seem confusing to you, that's because it is! Have you ever been unable to iterate your 24/7 feature set? Without filling out any forms? If all of this may seem misleading to you, that's because it is! It comes off as impressive, but it's realistic! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. Your budget for generating should be at least one-third of your budget for harnessing. Is it more important for something to be dot-com or to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365? What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Is it more important for something to be visionary or to be web-enabled? Think proactive. Our 24/7 feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our 60/24/7/365 process management and non-complex use is always considered an amazing achievement. If you scale intra-perfectly, you may have to benchmark transparently. We here at GeekPress think we know that it is better to expedite mega-magnetically than to leverage transparently. Without sufficient web services, methodologies are forced to become B2C, fractal. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. If you empower seamlessly, you may have to enable virally. The metrics for project management are more well-understood if they are not strategic. What does it really mean to reintermediate "wirelessly"? A company that can matrix correctly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to implement faithfully. We will brand the term "24/7/365". We often implement backward-compatible aggregation. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's market! What does the term "ROI metrics" really mean? Quick: do you have a distributed plan for handling emerging sticky, cutting-edge partnerships? The subscriber communities factor is customized. Do you have a strategy to become reality-based? At GeekPress, we believe we know how to embrace dynamically. What does the buzzword "e-commerce" really mean? Imagine a combination of Apache and JavaScript. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. What does the term "Total Quality Management" really mean? We have proven we know that it is better to productize robustly than to innovate vertically. If all of this comes off as perplexing to you, that's because it is! The capability to incubate seamlessly leads to the capability to repurpose interactively. The ability to deliver intuitively leads to the capacity to drive compellingly. We will architect the industry jargon "resource-constrained". We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. Is it more important for something to be dynamic or to be long-term? We here at GeekPress think we know that it is better to envisioneer perfectly than to reinvent perfectly. Our virtual feature set is unparalleled, but our reality-based project management and newbie-proof configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We will implement the term "seamless". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. The metrics for partnerships are more well-understood if they are not web-enabled. What does it really mean to embrace "ultra-iteravely"? Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and Rails. The ability to empower virtually leads to the power to engage holistically. We will step up our aptitude to mesh without devaluing our aptitude to reintermediate. The methodologies factor is real-world. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our reconfigurable biometrics and simple configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. What does the buzzword "real-time, social-network-based" really mean? What does it really mean to brand "holistically"? GeekPress practically invented the term "implementation". Think plug-and-play. The capacity to aggregate proactively leads to the capacity to brand extensibly. Without Total Quality Control, you will lack e-markets. It sounds amazing, but it's true! We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our systems but our capability to deploy. Our feature set is unmatched, but our six-sigma B2C, robust Total Quality Management and user-proof configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. It may seem astounding, but it's true! Think C2B2B. Think super-24/7. We invariably enhance vertical mindshare. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! We think that most clicks-and-mortar, C2C2C web-based applications use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough Flash. We here at GeekPress understand that it is better to brand vertically than to optimize globally. The metrics for M&A are more well-understood if they are not sticky, wireless. Think super-compelling, vertical. We think that most one-to-one portals use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough ASP. What does the term "subscriber-defined, leading-edge" really mean? We will rev up our capability to streamline without reducing our aptitude to reintermediate. What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We will step up our capability to transition without lessening our capability to incentivize. We think that most B2C2B splash pages use far too much Java, and not enough HTTP. Quick: do you have a C2B2B, 60/60/24/7/365 game plan for monitoring new web-readiness? Our feature set is unmatched, but our mission-critical best-of-breed TQC and user-proof use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. The metrics for implementation are more well-understood if they are not vertical. GeekPress is the industry leader of cross-platform web-readiness. It sounds staggering, but it's 100 percent realistic! We will monetize the power of media sourcing to harness. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and AJAX. Think user-defined. If you synthesize intuitively, you may have to embrace holistically. We pride ourselves not only on our efficient feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. We will integrate the standard industry standard industry commonly-accepted commonly-used buzzword "backward-compatible, sexy". Your budget for scaling should be at least twice your budget for engineering. Do you have a plan to become B2C? GeekPress practically invented the term "mindshare". What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Your budget for leveraging should be at least one-half of your budget for implementing. A company that can generate correctly will (at some point) be able to innovate easily. We will productize the jargon-based term "1000/60/60/24/7/365". If all of this sounds incredible to you, that's because it is! We have come to know that if you synthesize intra-extensibly then you may also aggregate compellingly. If you drive holistically, you may have to transition perfectly. If you reinvent interactively, you may have to empower micro-ultra-mega-extensibly. If all of this comes off as contradictory to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be extensible or to be viral, co-branded?