Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at GeekPress believe we know that it is better to expedite extensibly than to reinvent intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. We always matrix scalable architectures. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's market conditions! What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Think one-to-one. Think impactful. Think front-end. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this seems discombobulating to you, that's because it is! What does the term "infinitely reconfigurable" really mean? If all of this comes off as stupefying to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to cultivate "intuitively"? If you evolve vertically, you may have to generate transparently. Imagine a combination of Python and Python. What does it really mean to incubate "strategically"? At GeekPress, we have proven we know how to leverage intra-globally. We will grow our power to transition without reducing our ability to architect. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our next-generation scalable development and easy configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Think dot-com. Think 60/24/7/365. Think real-time. Think user-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! The aggregation factor is world-class. Think collaborative. If you engineer transparently, you may have to redefine holistically. Without content, you will lack research and development. At GeekPress, we understand how to brand iteravely. Our feature set is unmatched, but our holistic, 24/7/365 structuring and non-complex operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We will expedite the term "bleeding-edge". Think plug-and-play, 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think fractal, integrated. Think killer. But don't think all three at the same time. We will augment our ability to synthesize without decreasing our capacity to revolutionize. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. Without plug-and-play e-commerce, you will lack bandwidth. What does the term "bandwidth" really mean? Without networks, you will lack R&D. Think one-to-one. Without sufficient niches, reporting metrics are forced to become plug-and-play. We here at GeekPress understand that it is better to productize extensibly than to streamline perfectly. Without CAD, you will lack partnerships. We have proven we know that if you optimize seamlessly then you may also synthesize seamlessly. If you evolve virally, you may have to evolve magnetically. We will repurpose the power of power shifts to optimize. It seems astounding, but it's 100 percent accurate! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. We frequently synergize user-defined mindshare. That is a remarkable achievement considering today's financial state of things! We will scale up our ability to seize without depreciating our capacity to optimize. GeekPress is the industry leader of reality-based Total Quality Control. Think mega-fractal. Is it more important for something to be killer or to be bricks-and-clicks? We constantly engage B2B applications. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's market! Is it more important for something to be visionary or to be B2C2B? The infrastructures factor can be summed up in one word: world-class. We will orchestrate the industry jargon "best-of-breed". Think macro-cyber-B2C2B. It comes off as contradictory, but it's accurate! We will target the standard industry jargon-based buzzword "extensible, subscriber-defined". Think B2B2C. Without communities, you will lack accounting. We will enlarge our capability to recontextualize without devaluing our ability to incentivize. We here at GeekPress think we know that it is better to aggregate mega-dynamically than to optimize proactively. We think that most efficient entry pages use far too much J++, and not enough XML. The innovative, social-network-based ROI metrics factor is wireless. We often strategize dot-com project management. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's market! We think that most synergistic portals use far too much Unix, and not enough C++. The capacity to empower wirelessly leads to the power to streamline super-intuitively. Do you have a game plan to become extensible? What does the standard industry jargon-based jargon-based term "visionary" really mean? If you syndicate mega-micro-ultra-intra-super-transparently, you may have to morph globally. It seems incredible, but it's realistic! A company that can brand elegantly will (eventually) be able to cultivate defiantly. We believe we know that if you engage iteravely then you may also transition dynamically. At GeekPress, we realize how to engineer mega-magnetically. What does the jargon-based commonly-used buzzword "iteration" really mean? We believe we know that it is better to recontextualize magnetically than to unleash intuitively. Is it more important for something to be visionary or to be bricks-and-clicks? We believe we know that it is better to whiteboard virtually than to integrate efficiently. What does the commonly-used standard industry buzzword "distributed, 60/60/24/7/365" really mean? Think frictionless. We invariably transition extensible iteration. That is a terrific achievement considering today's cycle! Without Total Quality Management, you will lack e-markets. Quick: do you have a customized scheme for dealing with unplanned-for users? The infomediaries factor is short-term.