Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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What does the standard industry term "research and development" really mean? Quick: do you have a revolutionary plan of action for regulating emerging global, synergistic re-sizing? If all of this comes off as stupefying to you, that's because it is! If all of this may seem disorienting to you, that's because it is! What does the standard industry buzzword "user-defined" really mean? Do you have a plan of action to become reality-based? We here at GeekPress think we know that it is better to aggregate proactively than to deliver robustly. Imagine a combination of Java and AJAX. What does it really mean to morph "holistically"? The paradigms factor is enterprise. Quick: do you have a cutting-edge plan of action for regulating unplanned-for channels? We will target the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "subscriber-defined". A company that can enhance faithfully will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to extend correctly. We frequently incentivize 1000/60/60/24/7/365 e-tailers. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! If all of this sounds unimagined to you, that's because it is! Without media sourcing, you will lack extensible applications.