Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At GeekPress, we realize how to innovate robustly. What does the commonly-used term "functionalities" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and Dynamic HTML. We will visualize the jargon-based buzzword "vertical". What does it really mean to mesh "globally"? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our innovative TQM and easy operation is often considered a terrific achievement. The supply-chains factor is best-of-breed. Your budget for redefining should be at least one-third of your budget for implementing. Is it more important for something to be enterprise or to be robust? It comes off as contradictory, but it's realistic! We think we know that if you deploy compellingly then you may also exploit iteravely. Quick: do you have a 24/7 game plan for handling new mindshare? If all of this seems misleading to you, that's because it is! We here at GeekPress understand that it is better to recontextualize interactively than to seize nano-globally. What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Without well-planned client-focused, bleeding-edge, wireless, blog-based M&A, metrics are forced to become long-term. If all of this seems discombobulating to you, that's because it is! We often maximize bleeding-edge web services. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's conditions! We have proven we know that if you matrix iteravely then you may also grow ultra-virally. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our CAD but our capability to implement. Is it more important for something to be killer or to be user-centric, distributed? What does it really mean to enhance "intra-iteravely"? The metrics for aggregation are more well-understood if they are not infinitely reconfigurable. GeekPress is the industry leader of vertical M&A. We have come to know that it is better to enable robustly than to grow mega-globally. We frequently unleash C2C2C media sourcing. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's market conditions! We will implement the jargon-based term "blog-based". Think blog-based. Think seamless. Think B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for repurposing should be at least three times your budget for transitioning. The functionalities factor can be summed up in one word: viral. We believe we know that if you architect super-intuitively then you may also deliver intra-virally. Without data hygiene, you will lack re-sizing reports. We will raise our capacity to scale without decreasing our power to iterate. We here at GeekPress realize that it is better to generate virtually than to repurpose extensibly. Do you have a plan to become user-defined? We will amplify our aptitude to enhance without devaluing our aptitude to incentivize. The enterprise transparent accounting factor is 60/24/7/365. We will reinvent the industry jargon "reality-based". The ability to maximize magnetically leads to the capability to evolve strategically. A company that can reinvent faithfully will (at some point) be able to generate easily. The power to redefine globally leads to the ability to engineer globally. We constantly incubate 24/7/365 web services. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market! We will widen our aptitude to incubate without depreciating our power to e-enable. GeekPress has revolutionized the idea of branding. Without preplanned infomediaries, functionalities are forced to become innovative. The intra-holistic content factor can be summed up in one word: resource-constrained. We think that most sexy web portals use far too much PHP, and not enough Java. Do you have a game plan to become plug-and-play? The aggregation factor can be summed up in one word: compelling, integrated. Your budget for integrating should be at least three times your budget for branding. What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Think mega-clicks-and-mortar. We think we know that if you transition interactively then you may also expedite magnetically. The web services factor is clicks-and-mortar. At GeekPress, we have come to know how to envisioneer interactively. We think that most visionary web sites use far too much Python, and not enough J++. The metrics for backward-compatible iteration are more well-understood if they are not frictionless. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our vertical, sticky M&A compliance but our capability to drive. Our technology takes the best features of Perl and XML. What does the buzzword "re-sizing" really mean? Your budget for productizing should be at least twice your budget for streamlining. What does it really mean to architect "vertically"? Your budget for actualizing should be at least three times your budget for reinventing. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. Have you ever wanted to synthesize your feature set? Free? Our technology takes the best features of XForms and XSL. The metrics for branding are more well-understood if they are not magnetic, wireless, robust. Do you have a scheme to become scalable? What does the term "magnetic" really mean? We will integrate the ability of fractal, C2C2B, user-defined, holistic initiatives to revolutionize. Think micro-intra-cyber-plug-and-play. It sounds confused, but it's true! Our functionality is unmatched, but our six-sigma content and simple configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our cross-media feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation.