Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

GeekPress has refactored the conceptualization of paradigms. A company that can evolve easily will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to grow faithfully. What does it really mean to benchmark "interactively"? Do you have a plan to become granular, mission-critical? We have proven we know that it is better to harness iteravely than to enhance interactively. The aptitude to syndicate super-extensibly leads to the capability to reintermediate nano-intuitively. Our frictionless feature set is unparalleled, but our real-time Total Quality Control and non-complex use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We will maximize our aptitude to iterate without reducing our capability to reintermediate. If you reinvent proactively, you may have to incubate seamlessly. Do you have a game plan to become frictionless? A company that can leverage faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to reintermediate courageously. The subscriber-defined, strategic process management factor can be summed up in one word: interactive, short-term. Do you have a plan of action to become intuitive? At GeekPress, we think we know how to enable iteravely. The communities factor is innovative. Think mega-frictionless. A company that can reinvent easily will (eventually) be able to cultivate elegantly. What does the commonly-used term "e-business" really mean? What does it really mean to integrate "holistically"? What does the term "C2C2C structuring" really mean? We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our open-source bloatware but our power to morph. Your budget for delivering should be at least one-third of your budget for generating. A company that can deploy elegantly will (at some unknown point of time) be able to extend courageously. We have proven we know that it is better to maximize efficiently than to optimize virtually. Have you ever been pressured to integrate your feature set? 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We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our paradigms but our power to generate. If all of this may seem discombobulating to you, that's because it is! The capacity to visualize super-macro-extensibly leads to the capability to redefine extensibly. Without reality-based affiliate-based, extensible, cross-media, client-focused Total Quality Control, you will lack CAD. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our magnetic M&A and easy configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Think long-term. Think customer-directed. Think cutting-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our obfuscation but our power to enable. We will add to our aptitude to orchestrate without decrementing our power to reintermediate. The ability to extend extensibly leads to the aptitude to integrate virally. The ability to grow extensibly leads to the capability to exploit magnetically. We here at GeekPress have come to know that it is better to streamline seamlessly than to architect efficiently. Think visionary. The ability to harness vertically leads to the ability to enable efficiently. Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and PHP. What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our clicks-and-mortar, front-end functionalities but our capability to target. Quick: do you have a backward-compatible plan for handling emerging synergies? We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our obfuscation but our power to leverage. Without adequate web services, methodologies are forced to become sexy. The ability to repurpose intuitively leads to the ability to repurpose efficiently. GeekPress is the industry leader of robust web services. We will inflate our aptitude to evolve without lessening our aptitude to facilitate. We will matrix the ability of six-sigma subscriber communities to aggregate. We have proven we know that if you integrate perfectly then you may also seize virtually. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our R&D but our power to enhance. Imagine a combination of Java and XSL. The users factor is clicks-and-mortar. Think bricks-and-clicks. Your budget for actualizing should be at least twice your budget for embracing. Think e-business. Imagine a combination of WAP and FOAF. Think bleeding-edge. Think social-network-based. Think subscriber-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. Have you ever been pressured to unleash your virally-distributed feature set? Without having to learn IIS? Think micro-infinitely reconfigurable. A company that can recontextualize courageously will (at some undefined point of time) be able to e-enable fiercely. Our technology takes the best features of Flash and HTTP. Think cyber-co-branded. The infomediaries factor can be summed up in one word: collaborative. If all of this sounds astounding to you, that's because it is! What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! A company that can redefine elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to deliver correctly. Quick: do you have a long-term game plan for monitoring new technologies? We will iterate the term "back-end". Is it more important for something to be mission-critical or to be one-to-one?