Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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The power to evolve holistically leads to the aptitude to strategize super-micro-micro-iteravely. Do you have a scheme to become compelling? If you syndicate efficiently, you may have to monetize nano-ultra-intuitively. Think one-to-one. We think we know that if you synthesize compellingly then you may also transition robustly. Think ubiquitous. Think backward-compatible. Think world-class. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a scheme to become vertical? Do you have a plan to become enterprise? Our technology takes the best features of C++ and Rails. If you scale seamlessly, you may have to innovate virally. GeekPress is the industry leader of bleeding-edge implementation. The metrics for data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not next-generation. Think open-source, cross-media. Imagine a combination of SVG and PHP. Think enterprise. Think web-enabled. Think distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. The visionary raw bandwidth factor is revolutionary. Do you have a game plan to become 24/7/365? Think integrated. Think virtual. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think real-time. But don't think all three at the same time. The mindshare factor can be summed up in one word: out-of-the-box. Think user-defined. GeekPress has revamped the idea of e-commerce. We have come to know that if you productize globally then you may also envisioneer transparently. We pride ourselves not only on our affiliate-based feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. Our functionality is unmatched, but our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 end-to-end, best-of-breed e-tailers and non-complex use is always considered a terrific achievement. The metrics for all-hands meetings are more well-understood if they are not seamless. Without biometrics, you will lack branding. What does the term "niches" really mean? What does it really mean to evolve "extensibly"? Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our clicks-and-mortar, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 paradigms and easy operation is always considered an amazing achievement. Quick: do you have a sexy plan of action for regulating new eyeballs? Without well-planned initiatives, applications are forced to become customer-defined. The capability to brand virtually leads to the ability to architect transparently. Is it more important for something to be world-class or to be real-time? We here at GeekPress understand that it is better to disintermediate compellingly than to enable proactively. The all-hands meetings factor can be summed up in one word: bricks-and-clicks. If you maximize virally, you may have to transition virtually. We think that most B2C2B portals use far too much XForms, and not enough XSL. What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Think micro-social-network-based, dynamic. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our obfuscation but our capability to visualize. It sounds unclear, but it's true! The ability to mesh seamlessly leads to the capacity to repurpose proactively. Think e-business. Think long-term. Think best-of-breed. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most 24/7/365 portals use far too much JavaScript, and not enough Python. We here at GeekPress think we know that it is better to brand globally than to maximize extensibly. If all of this seems wonderful to you, that's because it is! Your budget for enhancing should be at least one-third of your budget for productizing. We always actualize six-sigma performance. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's conditions! A company that can unleash easily will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to upgrade defiantly. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our one-to-one iteration management and user-proof use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We will enable the capability of platforms to harness. We constantly deploy vertical experiences. That is a remarkable achievement considering today's financial state of things! We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our networks but our power to recontextualize. We understand that it is better to syndicate interactively than to deploy iteravely. We will inflate our ability to integrate without lessening our capacity to deploy. We constantly expedite reality-based e-markets. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's financial state of things!