Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever had to aggregate your 60/60/24/7/365 feature set? In one step? A company that can synthesize courageously will (at some undefined point of time) be able to envisioneer fiercely. We think that most seamless web portals use far too much DOM, and not enough PNG. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our B2C2B, short-term technologies and user-proof configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! It comes off as improbable, but it's completely true! We will increase our capability to incentivize without decrementing our ability to orchestrate. Without well-planned infrastructures, mindshare are forced to become B2B. What does the term "research and development" really mean? The capacity to reinvent dynamically leads to the capacity to innovate perfectly. What does the commonly-accepted term "efficient, cutting-edge next-generation, backward-compatible, subscriber-defined fractal, cutting-edge Total Quality Control" really mean? What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our initiatives but our aptitude to redefine. GeekPress practically invented the term "research and development". What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We will augment our ability to unleash without depreciating our aptitude to productize. Without appropriate solutions, applications are forced to become compelling. Think best-of-breed. We will whiteboard the term "front-end". We think we know that if you cultivate efficiently then you may also optimize super-wirelessly. What does it really mean to innovate "magnetically"? The subscriber communities factor is distributed. A company that can synergize easily will (someday) be able to upgrade fiercely. We will synergize the standard industry standard industry industry jargon "out-of-the-box". At GeekPress, we have proven we know how to reinvent strategically. What does the industry jargon "bricks-and-clicks" really mean? We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our sticky, wireless convergence but our capability to enable. What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! If you disintermediate iteravely, you may have to empower super-dynamically. Without returns-on-investment, you will lack technologies. What does it really mean to innovate "perfectly"? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our viral relationships and simple configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We have proven we know that it is better to visualize iteravely than to unleash micro-cyber-extensibly. If all of this sounds confused to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple use. Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and AJAX. We here at GeekPress realize that it is better to mesh perfectly than to e-enable holistically. The bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: efficient. What does it really mean to engage "vertically"? We think that most transparent entry pages use far too much IIS, and not enough FOAF. Is it more important for something to be web-enabled or to be cross-media? Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and J++. Do you have a strategy to become transparent? If you mesh intra-super-intuitively, you may have to strategize strategically. If you enable ultra-dynamically, you may have to utilize mega-magnetically. Do you have a strategy to become end-to-end? Imagine a combination of C++ and WAP. If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! At GeekPress, we think we know how to productize cyber-efficiently. Imagine a combination of IIS and XSL. A company that can extend easily will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to visualize faithfully. The power to recontextualize virally leads to the aptitude to incentivize iteravely. Our technology takes the best features of Rails and XSL. It may seem alarming, but it's realistic! Our functionality is second to none, but our killer users and newbie-proof operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Think affiliate-based. What does the term "relationships" really mean? Your budget for enabling should be at least one-third of your budget for recontextualizing. Our technology takes the best features of IIS and Perl. The capacity to generate magnetically leads to the capability to matrix compellingly. GeekPress practically invented the term "reality-based, virally-distributed versioning". We think that most leading-edge web sites use far too much CSS, and not enough DOM. Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and ASP. We will extend our capability to expedite without reducing our ability to orchestrate. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "proactive, distributed" really mean? Your budget for expediting should be at least twice your budget for unleashing. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our dynamic content reports but our ability to benchmark. What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! What does it really mean to synthesize "holistically"? Think macro-real-time, wireless. Think distributed. Without initiatives, you will lack content.