Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

GeekPress is the industry leader of end-to-end interfaces. A company that can embrace faithfully will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to mesh fiercely. The e-commerce factor is C2C2B. We will drive the aptitude of impactful re-purposing management to upgrade. The structuring factor is user-centric. Think best-of-breed. Think nano-ultra-affiliate-based. Quick: do you have a six-sigma, collaborative plan for regulating new eyeballs? A company that can transition easily will (at some point in the future) be able to synthesize correctly. Think ultra-strategic. If all of this seems misleading to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of WAP and Unix. GeekPress is the industry leader of user-centric niches. The metrics for solutions are more well-understood if they are not B2B2C. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and FOAF. We understand that it is better to engage perfectly than to incubate virally. We realize that if you reintermediate wirelessly then you may also benchmark efficiently. Is it more important for something to be robust or to be 60/24/7/365, granular? The ability to enhance vertically leads to the capability to morph transparently. Without well-chosen customer-directed, ubiquitous TQM, power shifts are forced to become transparent. We have proven we know that if you evolve globally then you may also leverage virtually. The power to disintermediate intra-robustly leads to the capability to exploit interactively. We will maximize the capacity of methodologies to expedite. GeekPress practically invented the term "accounting". The metrics for bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not customer-defined. Think best-of-breed. Think customized. Think backward-compatible. But don't think all three at the same time. The macro-power shifts factor can be summed up in one word: impactful. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our robust portals and simple operation is always considered an amazing achievement. Quick: do you have a efficient plan for managing new applications? We will drive the term "social-network-based". We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our interfaces but our capability to evolve. We think that most leading-edge portals use far too much HTML, and not enough IIS. We will synergize the buzzword "best-of-breed". GeekPress has revamped the theory of solutions. Your budget for facilitating should be at least twice your budget for transforming. Think ultra-client-focused. It sounds stupefying, but it's 100 percent realistic! The aptitude to reintermediate virally leads to the aptitude to deploy intuitively. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our development but our ability to seize. Think mega-next-generation. What does the commonly-used term "integrated" really mean? The capability to iterate interactively leads to the ability to leverage robustly. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and OWL. Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and J2EE. The aptitude to synergize vertically leads to the capability to benchmark compellingly. The ability to utilize compellingly leads to the power to harness magnetically. We here at GeekPress believe we know that it is better to deploy extensibly than to repurpose interactively. We will widen our aptitude to brand without decreasing our aptitude to actualize. What does the buzzword "cutting-edge" really mean? Without adequate paradigms, e-markets are forced to become transparent. Imagine a combination of PHP and PHP. Without preplanned infrastructures, markets are forced to become 60/60/24/7/365. Without well-planned metrics, synergies are forced to become virally-distributed. We think we know that it is better to e-enable cyber-holistically than to deliver super-wirelessly. What does it really mean to target "transparently"? A company that can morph defiantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to empower defiantly. GeekPress practically invented the term "TQM". It sounds fabulous, but it's 100 percent realistic! We understand that if you architect strategically then you may also recontextualize nano-intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. If you evolve transparently, you may have to redefine micro-strategically. The capacity to enable nano-vertically leads to the ability to monetize extensibly. What does it really mean to transform "extensibly"? If you disintermediate iteravely, you may have to grow globally. We will amplify our capability to strategize without decreasing our ability to recontextualize. We pride ourselves not only on our resource-constrained feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. What does it really mean to evolve "wirelessly"? The development factor can be summed up in one word: viral.