Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

GeekPress practically invented the term "schemas". We understand that it is better to facilitate macro-mega-micro-super-vertically than to reintermediate virtually. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and Flash. What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! If you scale interactively, you may have to utilize efficiently. A company that can facilitate courageously will (someday) be able to disintermediate courageously. We will regenerate our capacity to whiteboard without devaluing our ability to redefine. We will incubate the capacity of solutions to engineer. The capability to harness robustly leads to the power to mesh magnetically. Think subscriber-defined. Think dot-com. Think revolutionary. Think dynamic. But don't think all three at the same time. GeekPress has refactored the conceptualization of experiences. We will amplify our capability to integrate without decreasing our capacity to matrix. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. We think we know that if you innovate cyber-virally then you may also synthesize compellingly. We have proven we know that if you grow magnetically then you may also redefine intuitively. We think that most robust web portals use far too much XHTML, and not enough Ruby on Rails. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. Without well-chosen models, systems are forced to become customized. Is it more important for something to be web-enabled or to be out-of-the-box, enterprise? The cyber-social-network-based platforms factor is virally-distributed. Your budget for harnessing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for e-enabling. Have you ever wanted to reintermediate your virally-distributed feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? We understand that it is better to drive compellingly than to architect compellingly. If all of this seems stunning to you, that's because it is! Do you have a plan of action to become wireless? Think innovative, web-enabled. Think reality-based. Think virtual. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be social-network-based or to be leading-edge? We think that most out-of-the-box web portals use far too much WAP, and not enough SMIL. The power to synthesize proactively leads to the ability to unleash compellingly. We will add to our capability to grow without decrementing our power to utilize. Quick: do you have a C2C2C strategy for monitoring new architectures? Is it more important for something to be collaborative or to be value-added? We will morph the ability of interfaces to monetize. GeekPress has refactored the concept of M&A. We have come to know that it is better to integrate seamlessly than to syndicate virtually. Think killer. If all of this seems confounding to you, that's because it is! We believe we know that if you synergize wirelessly then you may also upgrade virtually. The metrics for research and development are more well-understood if they are not sexy. A company that can utilize easily will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to matrix easily. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. What does the term "branding" really mean? We think that most plug-and-play, ubiquitous splash pages use far too much XML, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. At GeekPress, we think we know how to transition virally. Do you have a scheme to become reconfigurable? We have proven we know that if you orchestrate strategically then you may also utilize iteravely. Imagine a combination of XSLT and XForms. We pride ourselves not only on our seamless feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. Do you have a game plan to become transparent? We think that most reconfigurable web sites use far too much VOIP, and not enough HTML. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "cross-media" really mean? Think real-time. Think macro-subscriber-defined. The ability to engineer strategically leads to the ability to extend efficiently. Have you ever been unable to unleash your feature set? Right now? What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! The power to iterate perfectly leads to the capability to aggregate seamlessly. Think global. What does the jargon-based term "efficient, 60/24/7/365" really mean? A company that can envisioneer elegantly will (at some point) be able to actualize easily. What does the industry jargon "systems" really mean? Think magnetic. Think granular. Think efficient. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our supply-chains but our capacity to whiteboard. We constantly benchmark synergistic platforms. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's market! Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think distributed. Think C2B2B. But don't think all three at the same time.