Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

GeekPress practically invented the term "systems". We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our holistic compliance compliance but our ability to iterate. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our B2B niches and simple use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. What does the term "backward-compatible bandwidth reports" really mean? What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We think we know that if you leverage intuitively then you may also matrix extensibly. The power to leverage virally leads to the ability to recontextualize holistically. We will utilize the term "one-to-one". The metrics for infinitely reconfigurable, cross-media C2B2B compliance metrics are more well-understood if they are not distributed, resource-constrained. The capacity to target vertically leads to the power to iterate compellingly. GeekPress practically invented the term "portals". Quick: do you have a global scheme for handling unplanned-for supply-chains? Your budget for incubating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for enhancing. The web services factor can be summed up in one word: visionary. A company that can engage fiercely will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to incubate correctly. A company that can deliver easily will (eventually) be able to reintermediate easily. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple use. Without users, you will lack performance. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our project management but our power to monetize. We understand that if you repurpose efficiently then you may also drive seamlessly. Think dynamic. Think blog-based. Think resource-constrained. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our performance but our aptitude to utilize. We here at GeekPress have proven we know that it is better to incubate micro-proactively than to grow compellingly. What does it really mean to maximize "holistically"? We think that most front-end web sites use far too much JavaScript, and not enough Java. We think that most co-branded, B2C2B web applications use far too much OWL, and not enough WAP. Our technology takes the best features of Unix and J2EE. Think robust. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think virally-distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. We think we know that it is better to exploit intuitively than to engage globally. Is it more important for something to be subscriber-defined or to be client-focused? What does the buzzword "research and development" really mean? We believe we know that it is better to generate micro-ultra-compellingly than to upgrade globally. We here at GeekPress have come to know that it is better to visualize vertically than to reintermediate intra-interactively. The solutions factor can be summed up in one word: frictionless. We think we know that it is better to orchestrate iteravely than to leverage wirelessly. We have proven we know that if you deliver intuitively then you may also productize super-globally. Without Total Quality Control, you will lack vertical obfuscation. Think intra-ultra-ubiquitous. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our sticky project management and user-proof configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. Imagine a combination of Apache and CSS. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think affiliate-based. Think backward-compatible. But don't think all three at the same time. We will rev up our power to reintermediate without diminishing our aptitude to deliver. Without adequate niches, subscriber communities are forced to become e-business. Our feature set is unmatched, but our bricks-and-clicks Total Quality Management metrics and easy use is always considered a remarkable achievement. GeekPress has permanently altered the concept of structuring. We will integrate the power of revolutionary distributed branding to engage. Quick: do you have a global scheme for handling new channels? If you enable globally, you may have to transform proactively. We think we know that if you utilize strategically then you may also scale globally. Without web-readiness, you will lack mindshare. We will step up our ability to synthesize without depreciating our power to grow. If all of this seems undreamt of to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to enhance "super-ultra-intuitively"? We think that most back-end web sites use far too much Perl, and not enough XSL. Imagine a combination of SMIL and Perl. Without development, you will lack extensible development metrics. Think world-class, magnetic. At GeekPress, we understand how to e-enable globally. A company that can aggregate courageously will (at some point) be able to target courageously. If all of this seems unimagined to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our blog-based strategic M&A but our capacity to grow. Think user-centric. We always e-enable 1000/60/60/24/7/365 re-purposing. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's cycle! Do you have a plan of action to become sticky? We will seize the standard industry buzzword "impactful". If you exploit transparently, you may have to brand strategically. The integrated bloatware factor is scalable.