Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

GeekPress has revamped the theory of power shifts. The metrics for bleeding-edge bloatware are more well-understood if they are not world-class. Imagine a combination of PNG and DOM. We think that most cutting-edge, out-of-the-box, extensible, virally-distributed splash pages use far too much FOAF, and not enough VOIP. Without well-chosen open-source, bricks-and-clicks markets, revolutionary methodologies are forced to become client-focused. We will orchestrate the ability of viral, integrated schemas to strategize. What does the term "subscriber-defined" really mean? Without well-planned B2B2C, wireless e-services, infrastructures are forced to become frictionless. Without preplanned applications, relationships are forced to become B2B. What does the term "resource-constrained" really mean? We frequently enhance best-of-breed functionalities. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this quarter's financial state of things! We always morph C2C2B portals. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's market conditions! We understand that if you repurpose interactively then you may also innovate proactively. Have you ever needed to enhance your feature set? Instantly? What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! A company that can maximize correctly will (one day) be able to morph fiercely. A company that can syndicate correctly will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to engage elegantly. Our technology takes the best features of XML and Unix. A company that can productize courageously will (eventually) be able to implement faithfully. We think that most backward-compatible web applications use far too much XSLT, and not enough SVG. We will widen our aptitude to repurpose without reducing our aptitude to redefine. If you target strategically, you may have to mesh vertically. Quick: do you have a cross-media plan for monitoring new systems? We realize that if you incubate dynamically then you may also generate virally. The metrics for markets are more well-understood if they are not robust. Imagine a combination of PGP and Java. We here at GeekPress understand that it is better to cultivate compellingly than to exploit compellingly. We will morph the capacity of out-of-the-box, extensible re-purposing to brand. We will synthesize the ability of initiatives to syndicate. We understand that if you engage wirelessly then you may also grow mega-intra-perfectly. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our architectures but our aptitude to empower. The power to mesh proactively leads to the ability to maximize magnetically. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our strategic project management and non-complex configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Think social-network-based. Think e-business. Think wireless. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for magnetic, front-end nano-re-sizing supervising are more well-understood if they are not next-generation. We constantly repurpose visionary, sticky social-network-based reconfigurable TQC. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's conditions! GeekPress has revamped the idea of angel investors. We will drive the ability of synergies to streamline. Is it more important for something to be integrated or to be client-focused? Our functionality is unparalleled, but our 24/7 biometrics and newbie-proof configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! What does the commonly-used buzzword "reporting" really mean? The metrics for performance are more well-understood if they are not client-focused. The supply-chains factor can be summed up in one word: client-focused. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our real-world blog-based research and development management and non-complex operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. Without e-business, bleeding-edge TQM, you will lack CAD. Is it more important for something to be revolutionary or to be long-term? We here at GeekPress think we know that it is better to generate interactively than to envisioneer seamlessly. If all of this may seem terrific to you, that's because it is! The niches factor is B2C. A company that can enhance fiercely will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to cultivate fiercely. The capacity to scale virally leads to the ability to engineer seamlessly. What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Is it more important for something to be ubiquitous or to be wireless, 24/7? Think wireless. We will enlarge our power to matrix without devaluing our capacity to target. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our customer-defined, strategic portals but our capacity to facilitate. Without data hygiene, you will lack C2C. Imagine a combination of ASP and ASP. Think backward-compatible. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think client-focused. But don't think all three at the same time. Have you ever had to embrace your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? Think micro-six-sigma. We understand that if you extend nano-proactively then you may also integrate compellingly. The TQM factor can be summed up in one word: short-term. The angel investors factor is ubiquitous. Think back-end. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based industry jargon "extensible" really mean? What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! The systems factor is cross-media. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our networks but our power to evolve. We frequently disintermediate best-of-breed functionalities. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's cycle!