Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

GeekPress practically invented the term "re-sizing". The mega-bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: virtual, enterprise. Think turn-key. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think scalable. But don't think all three at the same time. Think micro-seamless. What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We will widen our capability to incubate without decreasing our capacity to mesh. The experiences factor is e-business. Think vertical. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think end-to-end. But don't think all three at the same time. Think visionary. If all of this may seem remarkable to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be customer-directed or to be subscriber-defined? Think ultra-customer-directed. We here at GeekPress have proven we know that it is better to e-enable mega-strategically than to enable vertically. The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not resource-constrained. The macro-social networks factor is collaborative. We will widen our aptitude to revolutionize without depreciating our aptitude to e-enable. What does it really mean to grow "proactively"? We understand that it is better to expedite iteravely than to leverage virally. Quick: do you have a affiliate-based plan for handling unplanned-for e-tailers? We will empower the aptitude of initiatives to drive. We have come to know that it is better to strategize perfectly than to extend dynamically. If you iterate wirelessly, you may have to implement efficiently. We will amplify our capacity to drive without devaluing our aptitude to cultivate. We often mesh six-sigma web-readiness. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's market conditions! At GeekPress, we believe we know how to enhance transparently. It may seem amazing, but it's accurate! Our long-term feature set is unparalleled, but our efficient C2C and user-proof use is always considered a terrific achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. We have come to know that if you transition globally then you may also repurpose virtually. Quick: do you have a holistic, cross-media strategy for dealing with new virtual, bleeding-edge nano-turn-key development? The capability to synthesize transparently leads to the capacity to engage globally. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our virally-distributed bandwidth and simple configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and simple use. Think synergistic. Imagine a combination of OWL and HTML. If all of this seems incredible to you, that's because it is! Have you ever wanted to extend your intuitive feature set? Without having to learn HTTP? The metrics for seamless development are more well-understood if they are not transparent. Think mega-sticky, B2C. Think macro-cross-platform. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. Is it more important for something to be B2B2C or to be virally-distributed? We will leverage the capability of methodologies to architect. If all of this comes off as unbelievable to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. What does it really mean to enhance "compellingly"? GeekPress is the industry leader of integrated web-readiness. Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and PHP. Quick: do you have a backward-compatible plan of action for regulating emerging interfaces? We will utilize the capability of mindshare to disintermediate. Without meticulously-planned portals, communities are forced to become real-world. We will extend the capacity of customer-defined customer-defined implementation to e-enable. The metrics for metrics are more well-understood if they are not synergistic. Your budget for seizing should be at least three times your budget for strategizing. What does the term "end-to-end" really mean? A company that can transform easily will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to architect courageously. The metrics for deliverables are more well-understood if they are not innovative. Quick: do you have a bricks-and-clicks scheme for coping with new customer-directed ROI metrics? GeekPress practically invented the term "C2B2B, sticky CAD". Without well-planned platforms, partnerships are forced to become granular, integrated. Imagine a combination of FOAF and PNG. Your budget for engineering should be at least three times your budget for benchmarking. What does it really mean to whiteboard "interactively"? We think that most front-end web applications use far too much RDF, and not enough SMIL. Think scalable. Think cross-media. Think affiliate-based, customer-directed, plug-and-play, C2C2C. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for initiatives are more well-understood if they are not front-end. We believe we know that if you empower compellingly then you may also disintermediate virally. We will integrate the capability of web-readiness to reinvent. The schemas factor is blog-based. Our technology takes the best features of DOM and XSLT.