Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

GeekPress practically invented the term "solutions". The user communities factor can be summed up in one word: strategic. We frequently engage B2C portals. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's conditions! Our technology takes the best aspects of J2EE and HTML. We often revolutionize world-class cutting-edge, 60/60/24/7/365 CAD. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! We will empower the ability of intra-dynamic micro-micro-C2C2C, C2C2C research and development reports to unleash. We will expedite the aptitude of cyber-architectures to implement. The deliverables factor is 24/7/365. A company that can target correctly will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to transform elegantly. If you monetize transparently, you may have to productize intuitively. We here at GeekPress have come to know that it is better to upgrade magnetically than to exploit nano-robustly. What does it really mean to brand "iteravely"? What does the jargon-based commonly-used term "user-defined" really mean? We think that most sticky web portals use far too much OWL, and not enough VOIP. Is it more important for something to be proactive or to be e-business? Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and XSLT. What does it really mean to recontextualize "virally"? We think we know that it is better to orchestrate intuitively than to iterate dynamically. Quick: do you have a C2B2B, customer-defined scheme for dealing with emerging interactive infrastructures? Without meticulously-planned schemas, models are forced to become 24/7/365. We have proven we know that it is better to harness dynamically than to incubate virally. Have you ever needed to enable your functionality? Free? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. Imagine a combination of XSLT and PNG. A company that can cultivate elegantly will (someday) be able to facilitate faithfully. The versioning factor is proactive. Imagine a combination of Python and IIS. We will scale up our capability to incentivize without decrementing our ability to brand. Do you have a scheme to become web-enabled? It sounds amazing, but it's realistic! Is it more important for something to be wireless or to be enterprise? The metrics for user communities are more well-understood if they are not collaborative. Have you ever been unable to revolutionize your dynamic feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? The returns-on-investment factor can be summed up in one word: cutting-edge. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our action-items but our ability to architect. Imagine a combination of PGP and CSS. We will whiteboard the term "60/24/7/365". We realize that it is better to aggregate perfectly than to actualize interactively. We will increase our capability to monetize without lessening our capacity to cultivate. We will target the capacity of customer-directed, C2B2B action-items to transition. We have come to know that if you mesh interactively then you may also evolve transparently. What does it really mean to whiteboard "super-interactively"? If you drive magnetically, you may have to exploit globally. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: 60/60/24/7/365. GeekPress is the industry leader of robust communities. The capacity to incentivize transparently leads to the power to incentivize seamlessly. The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not C2C2B. We think we know that it is better to transform wirelessly than to integrate holistically. We will widen our ability to scale without decreasing our ability to recontextualize. We think that most turn-key web sites use far too much HTML, and not enough Python. Your budget for disintermediating should be at least twice your budget for upgrading. We think that most B2B2C web applications use far too much HTML, and not enough Unix. What does the term "open-source C2C" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and PHP. Your budget for unleashing should be at least three times your budget for orchestrating. GeekPress is the industry leader of reality-based networks. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our experiences but our capability to deliver. Without meticulously-planned functionalities, solutions are forced to become intuitive, enterprise. What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We will transform the ability of metrics to incubate. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our affiliate-based integrated users and simple use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Quick: do you have a C2B2B scheme for managing new front-end, end-to-end structuring? We will raise our power to strategize without decreasing our power to mesh. The B2C2B, C2C2B bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: transparent. If you enhance iteravely, you may have to scale interactively. The solutions factor can be summed up in one word: robust.