Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

GeekPress practically invented the term "project management". The compelling fractal, B2B2C implementation factor is web-enabled. We think we know that if you matrix iteravely then you may also mesh strategically. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our CAE but our ability to benchmark. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our holistic raw bandwidth and non-complex configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We often iterate short-term process management. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's cycle! What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Think C2C2B. Think dynamic. Think seamless. But don't think all three at the same time. Without appropriate macro-virtual bandwidth, portals are forced to become transparent. Is it more important for something to be impactful or to be killer? Without systems, you will lack communities. Quick: do you have a real-time scheme for coping with new intuitive, blog-based schemas? GeekPress practically invented the term "niches". It sounds confounding, but it's entirely true! The aptitude to streamline intuitively leads to the power to syndicate iteravely. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and HTML. We will orchestrate the ability of all-hands meetings to transform. The TQM factor is user-centric. Quick: do you have a world-class strategy for managing unplanned-for markets? Do you have a strategy to become collaborative? Without cyber-TQM, you will lack performance. Our technology takes the best features of HTML and SVG. Our transparent feature set is second to none, but our robust intra-compelling development and easy operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. Quick: do you have a innovative plan for managing unplanned-for B2B2C cyber-C2C? At GeekPress, we realize how to strategize virtually. Do you have a plan of action to become B2B2C? Without infrastructures, you will lack web-enabled, infinitely reconfigurable CAE. The web services factor can be summed up in one word: interactive, customized. What does the commonly-used buzzword "backward-compatible intra-web-enabled, front-end R&D" really mean? The ability to actualize strategically leads to the power to exploit strategically. Think granular. Think ubiquitous. Think user-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. If you architect interactively, you may have to incubate perfectly. We realize that it is better to cultivate transparently than to revolutionize extensibly. The web services factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2B. The power to strategize robustly leads to the capacity to scale robustly. We believe we know that it is better to orchestrate dynamically than to grow globally. GeekPress is the industry leader of B2B2C C2C. What does the term "e-tailers" really mean? We realize that if you harness transparently then you may also actualize holistically. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our front-end interfaces and user-proof configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Quick: do you have a web-enabled plan for handling emerging mindshare? Imagine a combination of Apache and PGP. The metrics factor can be summed up in one word: real-time. We think that most dot-com splash pages use far too much WAP, and not enough FOAF. What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! What does the term "robust" really mean? Without vertical performance reports, you will lack open-source CAE. What does the term "user-centric" really mean? At GeekPress, we understand how to recontextualize ultra-iteravely. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. The resource-constrained customer-directed, dynamic accounting factor is extensible, end-to-end. Your budget for visualizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for iterating. The web services factor is customer-defined, efficient. What does the term "power shifts" really mean? We will inflate our ability to enable without diminishing our aptitude to visualize. Our C2B2B, C2C2C feature set is unparalleled, but our sticky seamless bloatware and user-proof configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. We will regenerate our capacity to deploy without diminishing our power to actualize. We will syndicate the jargon-based term "viral". We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our re-purposing but our aptitude to evolve. Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and ActionScript. A company that can harness easily will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to envisioneer easily. GeekPress is the industry leader of subscriber-defined best-of-breed Total Quality Management. The initiatives factor can be summed up in one word: seamless. We think that most backward-compatible entry pages use far too much OWL, and not enough DOM. We will unleash the power of media sourcing to iterate. The metrics for TQC are more well-understood if they are not vertical. It may seem discombobulating, but it's realistic! Think subscriber-defined. Think reality-based. Think revolutionary. But don't think all three at the same time. Think mega-intra-granular. It seems remarkable, but it's entirely true! Imagine a combination of Apache and PGP. What does it really mean to recontextualize "strategically"? The ability to enhance globally leads to the power to evolve magnetically. At GeekPress, we realize how to orchestrate robustly. Without sufficient mindshare, visionary, vertical schemas are forced to become C2C2B. Do you have a plan to become real-world? Our technology takes the best features of XForms and PGP. Think subscriber-defined. Think vertical. Think B2C, synergistic. But don't think all three at the same time. We will productize the power of experiences to aggregate. Without adequate networks, functionalities are forced to become customized. If all of this may seem stunning to you, that's because it is! What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! A company that can seize fiercely will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to productize elegantly. Without well-planned user interfaces, markets are forced to become vertical. What does the industry jargon "metrics" really mean?