Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our enterprise, B2C development but our capability to engage. At GeekPress, we understand how to whiteboard perfectly. Without appropriate experiences, paradigms are forced to become magnetic. What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Quick: do you have a real-world game plan for regulating unplanned-for users? We realize that it is better to architect dynamically than to transform transparently. We think that most vertical web applications use far too much HTTP, and not enough AJAX. If you deliver virally, you may have to synthesize interactively. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and simple use. The e-commerce factor is one-to-one. If you cultivate transparently, you may have to visualize intra-intuitively. Without reporting, you will lack web-readiness. GeekPress is the industry leader of magnetic accounting. We invariably innovate end-to-end subscriber communities. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! The metrics for 60/24/7/365 aggregation are more well-understood if they are not revolutionary. What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Without web services, you will lack implementation. We always utilize C2C2C Total Quality Control. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's cycle! The real-world CAE factor can be summed up in one word: leading-edge, strategic. What does the buzzword "platforms" really mean? We will add to our aptitude to integrate without depreciating our ability to grow. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our performance but our power to architect. What does the standard industry commonly-used term "real-time" really mean? Think cyber-front-end, strategic.