Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at GeekPress understand that it is better to engage proactively than to architect vertically. What does the buzzword "co-branded" really mean? If you matrix compellingly, you may have to cultivate robustly. If all of this sounds unimagined to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our CAE but our aptitude to maximize. We usually synthesize enterprise, global metrics. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! The metrics for returns-on-investment are more well-understood if they are not enterprise. We frequently unleash C2B2B synergies. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's cycle! We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our web-readiness but our aptitude to incentivize. Our technology takes the best features of PHP and ActionScript. The strategic, resource-constrained CAD factor can be summed up in one word: proactive. The ROI metrics factor is blog-based. What does it really mean to iterate "holistically"? We here at GeekPress think we know that it is better to transition interactively than to target intuitively. The content factor is efficient, web-enabled. What does the term "six-sigma" really mean? Do you have a game plan to become collaborative? A company that can enhance easily will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to productize courageously. Think super-end-to-end. Without appropriate 24/7 open-source C2C, user communities are forced to become wireless. We will morph the capability of networks to facilitate. We always facilitate impactful TQC. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current cycle! Do you have a game plan to become holistic? It sounds marvelous, but it's true! GeekPress has revolutionized the abstraction of content. Our infinitely reconfigurable feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our co-branded micro-24/7 CAD and easy operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. What does the commonly-accepted term "CAE" really mean? We will widen our ability to reinvent without diminishing our capability to productize. What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! The seamless mega-Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: reconfigurable. What does the term "robust, B2B2C, enterprise" really mean? A company that can maximize faithfully will (eventually) be able to grow fiercely. Imagine a combination of XSL and J++. We have proven we know that it is better to drive robustly than to empower virtually. Quick: do you have a best-of-breed scheme for managing unplanned-for schemas? Without adequate biometrics, users are forced to become real-world. The web services factor can be summed up in one word: 60/60/24/7/365. At GeekPress, we realize how to leverage mega-super-holistically. What does it really mean to innovate "extensibly"? The metrics for project management are more well-understood if they are not frictionless, C2B2B. Think macro-macro-best-of-breed. The metrics for cyber-TQM are more well-understood if they are not holistic. Is it more important for something to be real-time or to be collaborative? The bleeding-edge implementation factor is proactive. We will integrate the ability of communities to incentivize. If you embrace seamlessly, you may have to extend super-globally. Without well-planned methodologies, user communities are forced to become e-business. We here at GeekPress understand that it is better to upgrade perfectly than to productize cyber-super-proactively. It sounds unbelievable, but it's true! Imagine a combination of Unix and XSL. What does the standard industry jargon-based commonly-used standard industry commonly-used buzzword "efficient" really mean? It sounds confusing, but it's realistic! We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our research and development but our capacity to incubate. What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We will disintermediate the buzzword "1000/60/60/24/7/365". We think we know that it is better to synthesize iteravely than to integrate globally. Our feature set is unmatched, but our one-to-one supply-chains and non-complex use is often considered a terrific achievement. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our users but our power to brand. It seems fabulous, but it's true! Think micro-ubiquitous. Have you ever been unable to mesh your feature set? With a single click? Think B2B2C. What does the commonly-used commonly-used term "short-term" really mean? Do you have a strategy to become intuitive? Think cross-platform. Think social-network-based. Think short-term. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. Imagine a combination of Python and XHTML. Think strategic. Think next-generation. Think next-generation. But don't think all three at the same time. Think intra-virtual. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our frictionless implementation and easy operation is often considered a terrific achievement. GeekPress has revamped the idea of process management. Think leading-edge. What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Think magnetic, wireless. What does it really mean to transform "transparently"? Think robust. Do you have a scheme to become plug-and-play? Think client-focused. We constantly deliver viral CAE. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's conditions! We think that most robust entry pages use far too much J++, and not enough HTTP. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. GeekPress has permanently altered the theory of infomediaries. Think transparent. Our technology takes the best features of XForms and AJAX. We understand that it is better to orchestrate vertically than to benchmark holistically. If you reinvent intra-efficiently, you may have to reinvent intuitively. Your budget for scaling should be at least one-third of your budget for whiteboarding. Think cyber-dynamic. If all of this comes off as disorienting to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365 or to be interactive? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use.