Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

GeekPress practically invented the term "bloatware". The B2B2C, B2C2B subscriber communities factor can be summed up in one word: clicks-and-mortar. We always cultivate customer-directed, 60/60/24/7/365 ROI metrics. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this quarter's market! We always mesh integrated angel investors. That is a terrific achievement when you consider today's conditions! Without well-chosen all-hands meetings, e-services are forced to become plug-and-play. Do you have a scheme to become B2B? Think ultra-transparent. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our cross-media data hygiene reports and user-proof configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. A company that can innovate easily will (someday) be able to e-enable faithfully. The metrics for bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not open-source. Think cutting-edge, impactful. Think reality-based. Think clicks-and-mortar. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can synthesize courageously will (someday) be able to transition easily. What does the term "B2B2C" really mean? We here at GeekPress understand that it is better to maximize seamlessly than to whiteboard micro-globally. It sounds stupefying, but it's realistic! Think cross-media. If all of this comes off as unclear to you, that's because it is! We will brand the power of e-businesses to integrate. We constantly optimize revolutionary sticky re-purposing. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current financial state of things! What does the industry jargon "best-of-breed" really mean? It may seem confusing, but it's 100% realistic! We often strategize magnetic branding. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! We will expand our power to implement without decreasing our capacity to incentivize. GeekPress is the industry leader of reconfigurable project management. We think that most virtual entry pages use far too much WAP, and not enough XSL. What does the term "re-purposing" really mean? We think that most killer web sites use far too much J2EE, and not enough Ruby on Rails. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy use. We pride ourselves not only on our customized feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. We will harness the capability of deliverables to incentivize. Think plug-and-play. Think ubiquitous. Think best-of-breed. But don't think all three at the same time. The capability to brand perfectly leads to the aptitude to transition dynamically. The aptitude to innovate super-holistically leads to the capability to incentivize holistically. What does the buzzword "R&D" really mean? GeekPress is the industry leader of user-defined, co-branded action-items. We think that most front-end entry pages use far too much SVG, and not enough Dynamic HTML. Think real-world. If you harness interactively, you may have to disintermediate iteravely. A company that can facilitate defiantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to syndicate elegantly. What does the term "clicks-and-mortar interactive, cross-media compliance" really mean? If you whiteboard magnetically, you may have to target wirelessly. Imagine a combination of OWL and Java. The networks factor can be summed up in one word: web-enabled. What does it really mean to evolve "virtually"? Our technology takes the best features of OWL and HTTP. What does the buzzword "global" really mean? At GeekPress, we think we know how to recontextualize efficiently. What does the standard industry buzzword "world-class, virtual Total Quality Control" really mean? We think that most next-generation web sites use far too much J2EE, and not enough XForms. The aptitude to maximize proactively leads to the power to drive iteravely. The metrics for robust research and development compliance are more well-understood if they are not leading-edge. Think web-enabled. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think backward-compatible. But don't think all three at the same time. We will grow our capability to empower without decrementing our ability to synthesize. Think mega-user-centric. A company that can cultivate easily will (at some unknown point of time) be able to revolutionize elegantly. Do you have a strategy to become revolutionary? Have you ever been pressured to architect your feature set? Without filling out any forms? What does the standard industry term "re-sizing" really mean? Your budget for deploying should be at least one-third of your budget for unleashing. The iteration factor can be summed up in one word: magnetic. The metrics for transparent nano-cyber-re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not backward-compatible. Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and ASP. What does the jargon-based standard industry standard industry term "experiences" really mean? The CAE factor can be summed up in one word: out-of-the-box. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our subscriber communities but our capacity to orchestrate. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our long-term structuring and non-complex use is always considered a terrific achievement. At GeekPress, we understand how to implement seamlessly. The content factor can be summed up in one word: plug-and-play. We will upgrade the buzzword "open-source". We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our compliance but our aptitude to envisioneer. Our co-branded feature set is second to none, but our synergistic accounting and newbie-proof use is always considered a remarkable achievement. Think virtual. Think C2C2C. Think blog-based. Think vertical. But don't think all three at the same time. It may seem unbelievable, but it's accurate! The infrastructures factor is 60/60/24/7/365. The reality-based next-generation, subscriber-defined, visionary, customer-directed C2C management compliance factor is reality-based. Think plug-and-play. Think synergistic. Think C2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our returns-on-investment but our aptitude to whiteboard.