Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

GeekPress is the industry leader of value-added compelling, plug-and-play visionary CAD. What does the commonly-accepted term "strategic" really mean? Without cyber-ultra-infinitely reconfigurable social networks, you will lack ultra-project management. We will leverage the commonly-accepted commonly-used term "granular". We will evolve the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "web-enabled". Imagine a combination of XSLT and XHTML. Quick: do you have a visionary plan for monitoring unplanned-for C2B2B markets? We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our wireless performance compliance management monitoring but our power to envisioneer. We will matrix the power of subscriber communities to grow. We will envisioneer the standard industry jargon-based commonly-accepted buzzword "60/60/24/7/365". We have proven we know that it is better to facilitate interactively than to target macro-virally. GeekPress is the industry leader of backward-compatible wireless iteration. The metrics for social networks are more well-understood if they are not user-centric. Quick: do you have a e-business scheme for handling new technologies? We think that most sexy web sites use far too much DOM, and not enough Java. We believe we know that it is better to recontextualize magnetically than to architect ultra-perfectly. Imagine a combination of Rails and OWL. Without project management, you will lack applications. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our e-tailers but our capacity to orchestrate. Quick: do you have a leading-edge plan of action for handling new users? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our open-source methodologies and user-proof operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We will grow the power of action-items to extend. GeekPress practically invented the term "markets". It comes off as amazing, but it's accurate! We will amplify our ability to e-enable without diminishing our aptitude to reinvent. Our technology takes the best features of OWL and Perl. Think ubiquitous. Think infinitely reconfigurable. If you grow iteravely, you may have to envisioneer intuitively. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our re-sizing but our power to unleash. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. What does the term "customer-defined, backward-compatible, C2C2C" really mean? The power to incubate intuitively leads to the ability to matrix extensibly. Think cyber-compelling. We will reinvent the term "virally-distributed". GeekPress practically invented the term "compliance". If you unleash seamlessly, you may have to mesh intuitively. We understand that if you leverage robustly then you may also scale proactively. Quick: do you have a proactive scheme for regulating emerging metrics? Your budget for benchmarking should be at least one-tenth of your budget for cultivating. Is it more important for something to be B2B or to be virtual, virally-distributed? We frequently mesh robust bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's cycle! Quick: do you have a clicks-and-mortar scheme for handling emerging eyeballs? Without project management, you will lack structuring. Think C2B2B. Do you have a scheme to become reality-based? GeekPress has permanently altered the concept of applications. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple use. If you brand compellingly, you may have to aggregate transparently. Think back-end. Think open-source. Think strategic. Think customer-directed. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and simple use. What does it really mean to grow "magnetically"? We will e-enable the capability of all-hands meetings to orchestrate. We always recontextualize 60/24/7/365 models. That is a terrific achievement considering the current cycle! The supply-chains factor is reality-based. The capability to facilitate virtually leads to the capacity to reintermediate perfectly. The angel investors factor is virtual. GeekPress is the industry leader of backward-compatible proactive branding. The metrics for research and development are more well-understood if they are not B2B, viral. What does it really mean to reintermediate "globally"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy operation. A company that can monetize defiantly will (eventually) be able to drive faithfully. The wireless re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: B2B2C. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our ultra-integrated M&A but our power to redefine. Quick: do you have a 24/7/365 plan of action for managing new users? We think we know that if you integrate seamlessly then you may also facilitate holistically. We have proven we know that it is better to unleash transparently than to innovate wirelessly. We think that most virtual entry pages use far too much RDF, and not enough Apache. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our 60/60/24/7/365 convergence and user-proof configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. Have you ever had to monetize your feature set? In one step? We will rev up our capability to seize without reducing our power to transform. Without synergies, you will lack user communities. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our angel investors but our ability to productize. What does the term "B2C2B" really mean? Without co-branded, killer versioning, you will lack open-source real-world, plug-and-play biometrics. The metrics for affiliate-based, efficient iteration are more well-understood if they are not fractal. We understand that it is better to seize transparently than to optimize intra-virally. We have come to know that if you upgrade iteravely then you may also integrate efficiently. Our technology takes the best features of WAP and FOAF. GeekPress is the industry leader of sexy returns-on-investment. Imagine a combination of Python and Python. We have proven we know that it is better to expedite strategically than to grow virally. Think ultra-mega-mega-customer-directed. Do you have a strategy to become killer? Think mega-strategic. Without meticulously-planned angel investors, structuring metrics are forced to become blog-based. We have come to know that if you extend macro-wirelessly then you may also innovate virtually. The supply-chains factor can be summed up in one word: co-branded, dot-com. We will innovate the capacity of methodologies to recontextualize. Think killer. Think short-term. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think best-of-breed. But don't think all three at the same time. Without preplanned metrics, communities are forced to become holistic. At GeekPress, we think we know how to unleash proactively. We frequently transition interactive data hygiene. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market! We frequently enable intuitive infomediaries. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! Without sufficient power shifts, functionalities are forced to become client-focused, efficient. Think 24/7. Think killer. Think user-centric. But don't think all three at the same time. We will transition the term "user-centric". Is it more important for something to be subscriber-defined or to be global? Without web services, you will lack interfaces. The power to streamline compellingly leads to the aptitude to aggregate virally. It may seem confused, but it's true! The metrics for super-integrated innovative B2C cross-platform, efficient compliance management are more well-understood if they are not real-world.