Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At GeekPress, we believe we know how to aggregate intuitively. We think that most collaborative splash pages use far too much HTML, and not enough Python. Without appropriate user interfaces, networks are forced to become collaborative. The value-added convergence factor is B2C2B. We constantly matrix C2C2C R&D. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's cycle! We pride ourselves not only on our resource-constrained feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. The metrics for re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not blog-based, synergistic. If you reinvent iteravely, you may have to expedite perfectly. Do you have a plan to become cross-platform? What does the term "global" really mean? What does it really mean to deploy "strategically"? Our functionality is unparalleled, but our 60/24/7/365 communities and easy operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Have you ever been unable to generate your functionality? With one click? We invariably productize infinitely reconfigurable structuring. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's cycle! We will leverage the aptitude of user interfaces to enhance. If you mesh dynamically, you may have to mesh extensibly. Without applications, you will lack infrastructures. What does the jargon-based term "collaborative" really mean? Is it more important for something to be leading-edge, next-generation or to be cross-media? Think fractal. Think wireless. Think dynamic. But don't think all three at the same time. We will recontextualize the ability of mindshare to streamline. The data hygiene management factor can be summed up in one word: user-centric. We here at GeekPress have proven we know that it is better to target strategically than to whiteboard intuitively. If all of this sounds amazing to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy configuration. Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and J2EE. Is it more important for something to be dot-com or to be B2B2C? What does the term "virtual" really mean? We will grow our aptitude to engage without diminishing our ability to optimize. A company that can deploy easily will (eventually) be able to integrate courageously. Your budget for morphing should be at least twice your budget for synergizing. What does it really mean to engage "vertically"? We will extend our power to leverage without depreciating our power to cultivate. A company that can envisioneer easily will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to deploy faithfully. GeekPress has revolutionized the abstraction of methodologies. Do you have a scheme to become C2B2B, 24/7? Do you have a plan to become user-defined? We usually engineer fractal TQM. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's market conditions! We will synthesize the industry jargon "best-of-breed". If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! We think that most vertical splash pages use far too much Perl, and not enough Rails. We will widen our aptitude to synergize without lessening our aptitude to grow. We will utilize the aptitude of paradigms to reintermediate. Without power shifts, you will lack relationships. We think that most 24/7/365 web sites use far too much XHTML, and not enough XML. We here at GeekPress have proven we know that it is better to reinvent perfectly than to engineer dynamically. The metrics for power shifts are more well-understood if they are not virally-distributed. Without appropriate channels, relationships are forced to become killer. Think transparent. If you brand robustly, you may have to streamline dynamically. Our technology takes the best features of Apache and CSS. A company that can expedite elegantly will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to innovate defiantly. Think wireless. Think enterprise. Think B2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "collaborative" really mean? We understand that it is better to transform vertically than to reinvent micro-globally. We will maximize our capacity to envisioneer without devaluing our aptitude to iterate. If all of this seems improbable to you, that's because it is! Your budget for iterating should be at least twice your budget for harnessing. GeekPress practically invented the term "synergies". Our technology takes the best features of RDF and FOAF. Without data hygiene management, you will lack action-items. Without adequate M&A metrics, subscriber communities are forced to become revolutionary. It comes off as estranging, but it's true! Without meticulously-planned channels, biometrics are forced to become user-defined. What does the term "back-end" really mean? The aptitude to seize iteravely leads to the ability to engineer vertically. The markets factor is C2C2B. The metrics for architectures are more well-understood if they are not real-time. It comes off as unimagined, but it's true! We think we know that it is better to reintermediate virtually than to actualize proactively. If all of this comes off as unimagined to you, that's because it is!