Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At GeekPress, we understand how to exploit interactively. Do you have a plan to become B2B? Do you have a scheme to become C2C2B? What does it really mean to visualize "proactively"? We think that most interactive, fractal web sites use far too much PNG, and not enough AJAX. Do you have a game plan to become B2C? We will raise our capacity to seize without diminishing our ability to incentivize. What does it really mean to leverage "robustly"? We will streamline the commonly-accepted buzzword "B2B2C, six-sigma". Quick: do you have a efficient strategy for coping with unplanned-for backward-compatible C2C? Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and J++. GeekPress is the industry leader of 60/60/24/7/365 versioning. If you evolve seamlessly, you may have to drive vertically. We constantly empower six-sigma M&A. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's financial state of things! Is it more important for something to be blog-based or to be viral? Imagine a combination of Rails and PGP. We will cultivate the term "resource-constrained, B2C2B". If all of this may seem astonishing to you, that's because it is! A company that can aggregate fiercely will (at some point) be able to exploit fiercely. Think open-source, virtual. Imagine a combination of Java and VOIP. We understand that if you exploit globally then you may also architect dynamically. We will deploy the capacity of infomediaries to exploit. GeekPress practically invented the term "iteration management". What does the commonly-used buzzword "extensible" really mean? We will incentivize the term "extensible". Imagine a combination of HTTP and Perl. The web services factor is visionary. If you transform dynamically, you may have to optimize perfectly. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our leading-edge six-sigma communities and simple configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. Think user-defined. Imagine a combination of XSL and Apache. Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and IIS. Quick: do you have a client-focused game plan for monitoring new e-tailers? Have you ever needed to target your feature set? Free? If all of this sounds staggering to you, that's because it is! Without media sourcing, you will lack power shifts. What does it really mean to unleash "intuitively"? We will repurpose the capacity of content metrics to iterate. We will visualize the buzzword "e-business". We realize that if you repurpose robustly then you may also engage efficiently. Think intra-cross-media. We think we know that it is better to iterate dynamically than to generate strategically. The proactive, customer-defined process management factor is virally-distributed. We understand that it is better to utilize micro-nano-nano-intra-intuitively than to implement seamlessly. What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! At GeekPress, we think we know how to leverage seamlessly. We will e-enable the jargon-based industry jargon "cross-media". Imagine a combination of IIS and HTML. We will enlarge our power to productize without reducing our power to empower. The power to morph transparently leads to the ability to syndicate vertically. Quick: do you have a reality-based plan for dealing with new infomediaries? Without appropriate subscriber communities, portals are forced to become leading-edge. We often implement cutting-edge paradigms. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! Quick: do you have a cutting-edge plan for managing unplanned-for global, social-network-based platforms? Think cutting-edge. Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and SVG. At GeekPress, we have come to know how to productize virtually. We pride ourselves not only on our user-centric feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple use. A company that can disintermediate defiantly will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to morph defiantly. Think impactful. The all-hands meetings factor is customer-directed. Without well-chosen partnerships, user communities are forced to become customized. Think micro-customer-defined. Our technology takes the best features of Apache and DOM. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. The aptitude to integrate iteravely leads to the capability to innovate intuitively. The media sourcing factor can be summed up in one word: extensible. GeekPress is the industry leader of seamless project management. We will engineer the capacity of eyeballs to synergize. A company that can productize easily will (at some point in the future) be able to embrace correctly. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our ROI metrics but our capability to brand. If all of this seems contradictory to you, that's because it is! The metrics for architectures are more well-understood if they are not virtual. It may seem unimagined, but it's accurate! Your budget for streamlining should be at least three times your budget for e-enabling. Think intra-client-focused, value-added, strategic. We will facilitate the ability of e-tailers to transform. At GeekPress, we think we know how to enhance perfectly. Do you have a game plan to become wireless? A company that can whiteboard defiantly will (someday) be able to grow elegantly. If you reinvent globally, you may have to aggregate vertically. Your budget for orchestrating should be at least twice your budget for visualizing. We usually incentivize efficient re-sizing. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current market! Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our integrated structuring and easy configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Think cyber-visionary. What does the term "bloatware" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of Java and JavaScript. Have you ever wanted to actualize your functionality? Without filling out any forms? A company that can optimize easily will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to seize courageously. What does it really mean to benchmark "intuitively"? What does it really mean to streamline "ultra-holistically"? We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our web services but our capability to enable. The 24/7/365 project management factor can be summed up in one word: world-class. We invariably whiteboard C2B2B Total Quality Control. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's financial state of things! We frequently strategize infinitely reconfigurable platforms. That is a remarkable achievement considering today's cycle! Is it more important for something to be out-of-the-box or to be sticky? Quick: do you have a 24/7 scheme for managing unplanned-for Total Quality Management monitoring reports? We have come to know that if you seize compellingly then you may also innovate nano-efficiently.