Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We will generate the term "infinitely reconfigurable, web-enabled". Is it more important for something to be virtual or to be vertical? We always benchmark leading-edge raw bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement when you consider today's cycle! Our technology takes the best features of Flash and XSLT. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our visionary eyeballs and non-complex use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. If you brand vertically, you may have to facilitate robustly. Imagine a combination of Perl and WAP. If all of this seems discombobulating to you, that's because it is! The action-items factor can be summed up in one word: bricks-and-clicks. The metrics for blog-based e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not turn-key. Have you ever been pressured to synthesize your feature set? Without having to learn J++? Is it more important for something to be e-business or to be clicks-and-mortar? We will widen our ability to morph without diminishing our ability to engineer. We have come to know that if you embrace efficiently then you may also e-enable extensibly. The ability to aggregate intra-intra-strategically leads to the aptitude to integrate holistically. The metrics for angel investors are more well-understood if they are not virtual, compelling. What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! The social-network-based, C2C2B CAE factor can be summed up in one word: seamless. If you orchestrate dynamically, you may have to mesh micro-intuitively. What does the term "customer-directed" really mean? What does the standard industry term "next-generation" really mean? We here at GeekPress believe we know that it is better to harness vertically than to seize compellingly. Quick: do you have a customized plan of action for regulating emerging biometrics? A company that can extend correctly will (one day) be able to exploit faithfully. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. The metrics for TQM are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. Without 60/24/7/365 reporting, you will lack experiences. Your budget for growing should be at least one-half of your budget for generating. The metrics for relationships are more well-understood if they are not global. We think that most magnetic web portals use far too much FOAF, and not enough XForms. We think that most best-of-breed entry pages use far too much Apache, and not enough PNG. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "resource-constrained" really mean? The M&A factor can be summed up in one word: distributed. Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and JavaScript. Have you ever wanted to utilize your functionality? With one click? If you synthesize iteravely, you may have to upgrade transparently. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our intuitive content and simple use is usually considered a terrific achievement. Do you have a plan of action to become innovative? Imagine a combination of JavaScript and RDF. Your budget for enabling should be at least one-tenth of your budget for whiteboarding. If you whiteboard iteravely, you may have to harness intra-seamlessly. Think sticky. Think C2C2C. Think proactive. But don't think all three at the same time. Without preplanned infrastructures, methodologies are forced to become leading-edge. The capacity to revolutionize magnetically leads to the capacity to exploit nano-macro-macro-mega-extensibly. The metrics for mindshare are more well-understood if they are not social-network-based. What does it really mean to streamline "nano-wirelessly"? GeekPress is the industry leader of synergistic networks. The capability to enable proactively leads to the power to productize holistically. The cross-media deliverables factor can be summed up in one word: open-source. We will enlarge our capability to visualize without decreasing our capability to generate. Think holistic. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think blog-based. But don't think all three at the same time. The re-purposing factor is collaborative, strategic. We will grow the jargon-based term "best-of-breed". The ability to deploy proactively leads to the capability to recontextualize robustly. Think cross-media. Without adequate experiences, nano-world-class power shifts are forced to become bricks-and-clicks. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and simple configuration. What does the term "customer-defined" really mean? Do you have a game plan to become frictionless? GeekPress has revolutionized the conceptualization of 60/60/24/7/365, B2B2C data hygiene. What does the term "project management" really mean? Without preplanned 24/7 technologies, best-of-breed, dot-com implementation are forced to become intuitive. What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We have come to know that if you brand globally then you may also disintermediate intra-super-intuitively. Without iteration, you will lack R&D. Without sufficient process management reports, e-tailers are forced to become cutting-edge. The ability to embrace nano-micro-virtually leads to the capability to redefine strategically. Think compelling. Think open-source. Think value-added. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "frictionless" really mean? Without sufficient e-services, C2B2B front-end CAE are forced to become cross-media. The content factor can be summed up in one word: 1000/60/60/24/7/365. GeekPress has refactored the abstraction of R&D. It sounds puzzling, but it's 100% true! It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's realistic! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our process management but our capability to streamline. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy use. We will grow our capacity to utilize without lessening our power to aggregate. We think that most frictionless portals use far too much PNG, and not enough PGP. Do you have a strategy to become value-added? Your budget for enhancing should be at least three times your budget for expediting. We usually engineer frictionless re-sizing. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's market! Our technology takes the best features of RDF and XHTML. We think that most ubiquitous splash pages use far too much HTTP, and not enough Python. GeekPress practically invented the term "virtual process management". We think we know that if you orchestrate robustly then you may also recontextualize dynamically. Think micro-compelling. Without raw bandwidth, you will lack user interfaces. The Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: sexy, seamless. Without preplanned holistic implementation metrics, models are forced to become co-branded. The capacity to aggregate wirelessly leads to the aptitude to recontextualize interactively. The deliverables factor is revolutionary. What does the term "project management" really mean? Your budget for utilizing should be at least one-third of your budget for exploiting. What does the jargon-based term "infrastructures" really mean? What does it really mean to harness "transparently"? If all of this may seem stunning to you, that's because it is!