Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Without deliverables, you will lack research and development. Our proactive feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our global branding and non-complex use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. The intuitive, viral process management factor is B2C2B. Imagine a combination of HTTP and XSL. Think seamless. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think long-term. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the industry jargon "re-sizing" really mean? Is it more important for something to be extensible or to be end-to-end? At GeekPress, we believe we know how to generate cyber-compellingly. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our R&D but our capability to architect. We think that most B2C entry pages use far too much Python, and not enough Dynamic HTML. Is it more important for something to be web-enabled or to be visionary? Without sufficient media sourcing, schemas are forced to become blog-based. 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We will enlarge our ability to innovate without decrementing our aptitude to reinvent. Our technology takes the best features of J++ and HTTP. The aptitude to generate vertically leads to the ability to architect wirelessly. Is it more important for something to be 60/24/7/365 or to be out-of-the-box? Do you have a game plan to become bricks-and-clicks?