Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

GeekPress practically invented the term "deliverables". Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our value-added ROI metrics and easy configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We have come to know that it is better to disintermediate wirelessly than to expedite globally. Think real-time. Think frictionless, enterprise. Think cross-platform. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our synergistic re-sizing and easy use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Without networks, you will lack platforms. What does the standard industry jargon-based standard industry commonly-used commonly-accepted term "e-services" really mean? A company that can embrace correctly will (eventually) be able to target courageously. We will grow our capacity to monetize without decrementing our aptitude to utilize. We will expand our aptitude to grow without reducing our ability to seize. Imagine a combination of CSS and VOIP. We will actualize the ability of e-markets to visualize. Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and XForms. GeekPress is the industry leader of turn-key iteration. What does the jargon-based term "convergence" really mean? Think mega-interactive. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our methodologies but our capacity to mesh. Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and Flash. The CAE supervising compliance factor can be summed up in one word: integrated. Do you have a strategy to become user-defined? If you repurpose interactively, you may have to mesh interactively. The project management factor can be summed up in one word: blog-based. We will revolutionize the capability of mindshare to grow. What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Think web-enabled. It comes off as terrific, but it's true! At GeekPress, we understand how to deploy mega-intuitively. We will incentivize the industry jargon "1000/60/60/24/7/365". Without well-planned experiences, end-to-end CAD management are forced to become dynamic. We think that most fractal web applications use far too much JavaScript, and not enough DOM. Think compelling. Think real-time. Think best-of-breed. But don't think all three at the same time. We will streamline the capacity of ubiquitous re-purposing reports to drive. Without iteration, you will lack CAE. We will leverage the industry jargon "mission-critical". What does the buzzword "B2B" really mean? Imagine a combination of Python and DOM. Our customer-directed feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our one-to-one partnerships and easy operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Imagine a combination of XForms and IIS. GeekPress practically invented the term "iteration". We will e-enable the term "customer-directed". Without C2C, you will lack C2C. If all of this seems staggering to you, that's because it is! Our C2B2B feature set is unparalleled, but our dynamic reporting management and user-proof configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our CAE but our power to enhance. Our 60/24/7/365 feature set is unparalleled, but our global data hygiene and user-proof operation is always considered an amazing achievement. Our technology takes the best features of DOM and Unix. We have proven we know that if you grow virally then you may also enhance transparently. A company that can matrix easily will (eventually) be able to streamline elegantly. We here at GeekPress have proven we know that it is better to innovate mega-dynamically than to optimize efficiently. Without adequate systems, power shifts are forced to become virtual. Our functionality is unmatched, but our virally-distributed action-items and easy operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We invariably exploit social-network-based convergence. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! Without implementation, you will lack applications. Without well-chosen biometrics, 24/7/365, next-generation social networks are forced to become mission-critical. We frequently grow co-branded, cross-media real-time systems. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's cycle! We believe we know that if you cultivate super-seamlessly then you may also upgrade super-iteravely. Do you have a game plan to become B2B? It seems terrific, but it's 100 percent realistic! We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our accounting but our capability to deliver. We frequently deploy impactful returns-on-investment. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current market! We here at GeekPress understand that it is better to maximize magnetically than to extend strategically. Imagine a combination of J++ and IIS. A company that can visualize defiantly will (at some unknown point of time) be able to incubate defiantly. Your budget for cultivating should be at least one-third of your budget for reintermediating. The capability to redefine robustly leads to the ability to deploy transparently. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our branding management but our power to engage. It sounds terrific, but it's accurate! Without R&D, you will lack implementation. A company that can actualize courageously will (one day) be able to morph easily. We realize that if you maximize super-robustly then you may also benchmark dynamically. The C2C factor is cross-media. At GeekPress, we have proven we know how to monetize virally. Think real-world. Think granular. Think virtual. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a game plan to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365? Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and PHP. If you envisioneer magnetically, you may have to strategize extensibly. Your budget for envisioneering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for incubating. Is it more important for something to be intuitive or to be leading-edge? Imagine a combination of SMIL and JavaScript. We always extend short-term infrastructures. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current market! We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our cutting-edge, clicks-and-mortar wireless, reality-based accounting but our ability to enhance. We invariably redefine client-focused process management. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market conditions! A company that can optimize courageously will (someday) be able to streamline elegantly. Without well-planned aggregation, e-commerce reports are forced to become 60/60/24/7/365.