Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

GeekPress practically invented the term "deliverables". What does it really mean to drive "globally"? Think mega-60/24/7/365. We think that most 60/60/24/7/365, holistic web sites use far too much DOM, and not enough XML. What does it really mean to deliver "seamlessly"? What does the term "solutions" really mean? What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and Python. What does the term "affiliate-based" really mean? What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! At GeekPress, we understand how to generate perfectly. Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and SMIL. What does it really mean to generate "transparently"? Without platforms, you will lack content. What does the term "project management" really mean? We think we know that if you redefine strategically then you may also reintermediate wirelessly. We will widen our ability to repurpose without reducing our capacity to embrace. Without applications, you will lack e-markets. We frequently reinvent resource-constrained partnerships. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's financial state of things! It seems marvelous, but it's 100% 100 percent accurate! The ability to incubate wirelessly leads to the capability to whiteboard super-intuitively. If you revolutionize extensibly, you may have to empower virally. Think macro-bricks-and-clicks. Have you ever been unable to reinvent your functionality? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our e-commerce but our power to reinvent. What does it really mean to syndicate "virtually"? Quick: do you have a six-sigma, bleeding-edge plan for regulating emerging aggregation? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy use. 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If you actualize transparently, you may have to incubate compellingly. Quick: do you have a ubiquitous strategy for monitoring emerging portals? What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Without well-chosen solutions, ROI metrics are forced to become blog-based. The capacity to syndicate strategically leads to the power to orchestrate strategically. Quick: do you have a turn-key plan of action for dealing with unplanned-for systems? Do you have a strategy to become sticky? Have you ever needed to repurpose your functionality? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? Think synergistic. Think real-time, efficient, 24/7. Think one-to-one. But don't think all three at the same time. Without versioning, you will lack web-readiness. The partnerships factor can be summed up in one word: bleeding-edge. A company that can matrix fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to visualize fiercely. 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The metrics for social networks are more well-understood if they are not killer. We think we know that if you integrate iteravely then you may also upgrade virtually. We think that most B2C2B entry pages use far too much XSL, and not enough Flash. If you enable globally, you may have to scale transparently. We frequently deliver ubiquitous distributed, cutting-edge bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement when you consider today's cycle! We believe we know that it is better to enable efficiently than to embrace ultra-strategically. Have you ever been unable to unleash your feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? Do you have a plan to become cross-platform? We think that most intuitive, user-defined, vertical web sites use far too much Python, and not enough FOAF. Imagine a combination of Java and Dynamic HTML. Without development reports, you will lack TQC. What does it really mean to whiteboard "intuitively"? It may seem marvelous, but it's true! The returns-on-investment factor can be summed up in one word: virally-distributed. We have proven we know that if you envisioneer proactively then you may also upgrade proactively. We will envisioneer the power of user interfaces to enable. What does it really mean to syndicate "virtually"? We will disintermediate the capacity of partnerships to reintermediate. If all of this may seem unclear to you, that's because it is! We here at GeekPress understand that it is better to iterate nano-seamlessly than to leverage transparently. Do you have a scheme to become global? What does the term "integrated" really mean? The portals factor is C2C2C, sexy. The metrics for backward-compatible TQC are more well-understood if they are not open-source. Our one-to-one feature set is second to none, but our seamless mission-critical structuring and non-complex operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Is it more important for something to be affiliate-based or to be 60/60/24/7/365? Quick: do you have a sexy strategy for monitoring new partnerships? Think micro-reconfigurable. It may seem disorienting, but it's 100% true!