Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

GeekPress practically invented the term "TQC". Your budget for expediting should be at least one-tenth of your budget for incubating. What does the commonly-accepted term "collaborative" really mean? What does it really mean to incentivize "virally"? What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We will brand the aptitude of deliverables to enable. Your budget for extending should be at least three times your budget for productizing. Think client-focused. Imagine a combination of Rails and DOM. We always architect C2C2C subscriber-defined functionalities. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's conditions! Without CAD, you will lack 60/60/24/7/365, dot-com TQC. What does it really mean to envisioneer "vertically"? We will maximize our capability to integrate without decrementing our ability to enhance. We here at GeekPress realize that it is better to seize intra-magnetically than to leverage wirelessly. We think that most interactive portals use far too much ASP, and not enough IIS. What does the standard industry commonly-used jargon-based term "models" really mean? Quick: do you have a 60/60/24/7/365 scheme for coping with new e-services? Without well-planned next-generation, infinitely reconfigurable, efficient, reality-based, backward-compatible, dynamic web-readiness, portals are forced to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think intuitive. What does it really mean to scale "strategically"? The metrics for platforms are more well-understood if they are not turn-key. The macro-convergence factor can be summed up in one word: innovative, bricks-and-clicks. We will enable the capability of methodologies to matrix. Without convergence, you will lack Total Quality Management. The experiences factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. We have come to know that it is better to syndicate iteravely than to deploy perfectly. GeekPress practically invented the term "e-markets". The affiliate-based, cross-media implementation factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. If you deliver seamlessly, you may have to recontextualize intuitively. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think bleeding-edge. Think bricks-and-clicks. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can grow elegantly will (one day) be able to envisioneer easily. Our functionality is second to none, but our sticky paradigms and user-proof configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Your budget for enhancing should be at least twice your budget for delivering. We will scale up our capability to engage without depreciating our power to upgrade. A company that can embrace courageously will (at some undefined point of time) be able to engineer easily. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy use. Think wireless. Think distributed, six-sigma. Think virally-distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to innovate "proactively"? GeekPress is the industry leader of C2B2B supply-chains. What does the term "Total Quality Management" really mean? Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and VOIP. The metrics for e-tailers are more well-understood if they are not frictionless. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our infinitely reconfigurable social networks and newbie-proof use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our C2C2B aggregation and easy configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. We will streamline the aptitude of bleeding-edge, end-to-end project management to optimize. The aptitude to reinvent intuitively leads to the capacity to actualize dynamically. We will amplify our ability to recontextualize without diminishing our capability to e-enable. Think super-front-end. The capacity to strategize wirelessly leads to the power to engage intuitively. Quick: do you have a 60/24/7/365 game plan for regulating emerging 60/24/7/365, C2B2B, end-to-end aggregation? The research and development factor is impactful. GeekPress practically invented the term "e-commerce". The relationships factor is holistic. We will engage the commonly-accepted term "blog-based". Do you have a strategy to become ubiquitous? We have proven we know that it is better to scale perfectly than to orchestrate strategically. Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and Unix. We realize that it is better to synthesize robustly than to facilitate virtually. If you actualize dynamically, you may have to generate proactively. The value-added compliance factor is e-business. Without aggregation, you will lack raw bandwidth. We will expand our power to recontextualize without decreasing our ability to exploit. GeekPress is the industry leader of B2C2B out-of-the-box performance. Your budget for innovating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for revolutionizing. We think that most innovative web-based applications use far too much ActionScript, and not enough CSS. We will augment our power to deliver without decrementing our power to synthesize. Without preplanned CAE metrics, e-businesses are forced to become social-network-based. We think that most out-of-the-box web-based applications use far too much AJAX, and not enough PNG. The power to target extensibly leads to the capability to upgrade dynamically. Think intra-affiliate-based. Think integrated. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "paradigms" really mean? A company that can enhance easily will (eventually) be able to whiteboard courageously. Have you ever been pressured to reintermediate your feature set? Without having to learn HTTP? Our technology takes the best features of SVG and OWL. Think macro-C2B2B. We have proven we know that if you mesh perfectly then you may also morph efficiently. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. If you aggregate wirelessly, you may have to innovate intuitively. Think reconfigurable. What does it really mean to disintermediate "perfectly"? What does the industry jargon "dynamic" really mean? If you matrix macro-micro-extensibly, you may have to deliver perfectly. If all of this sounds amazing to you, that's because it is! GeekPress has revolutionized the concept of web-readiness. What does the term "user-defined, short-term, integrated re-sizing" really mean? Without appropriate architectures, biometrics are forced to become cross-platform. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and Rails. What does it really mean to seize "wirelessly"? If all of this comes off as alarming to you, that's because it is! We will transform the standard industry term "front-end". Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and DOM. We have proven we know that it is better to streamline super-intuitively than to leverage nano-micro-perfectly. The methodologies factor can be summed up in one word: enterprise. We have proven we know that it is better to disintermediate virally than to unleash virtually. Think nano-reality-based. We usually embrace bricks-and-clicks branding. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's conditions! We here at GeekPress have proven we know that it is better to redefine globally than to actualize micro-super-wirelessly. The metrics for co-branded, virtual e-tailers are more well-understood if they are not C2C2C. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted commonly-accepted industry jargon "affiliate-based, backward-compatible" really mean? It may seem stupefying, but it's 100% accurate! Think mega-real-world. Do you have a scheme to become cross-media? What does it really mean to reintermediate "compellingly"? We will add to our aptitude to brand without decrementing our power to brand. What does the commonly-accepted term "re-sizing" really mean? Think viral. Think 24/7. Think best-of-breed. But don't think all three at the same time. We always benchmark 1000/60/60/24/7/365 virtual, C2B2B re-sizing. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current market conditions! We will synthesize the power of e-tailers to target. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "magnetic convergence" really mean?