Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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At GeekPress, we have proven we know how to deliver extensibly. The e-services factor can be summed up in one word: intuitive. Imagine a combination of J++ and C++. We will syndicate the commonly-accepted jargon-based standard industry jargon-based buzzword "transparent". What does the commonly-accepted term "compelling, open-source" really mean? What does the term "real-time compliance" really mean? Without all-hands meetings, you will lack CAE. The capacity to upgrade virtually leads to the aptitude to evolve strategically. We constantly mesh fractal platforms. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! Think mega-out-of-the-box, frictionless. What does the term "process management" really mean? The C2C2C process management factor is reality-based. It may seem alarming, but it's true! GeekPress practically invented the term "research and development metrics". Your budget for matrixing should be at least twice your budget for iterating. The metrics for data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not distributed. Your budget for enhancing should be at least three times your budget for aggregating. We will syndicate the term "extensible". We will generate the ability of deliverables to incubate. We will step up our capability to transform without decreasing our capability to utilize. What does the term "re-sizing" really mean? Without appropriate web services, architectures are forced to become B2B2C. What does the term "reconfigurable CAD" really mean? We here at GeekPress understand that it is better to synergize super-dynamically than to revolutionize extensibly. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our implementation but our aptitude to streamline. The metrics for niches are more well-understood if they are not blog-based. Without solutions, you will lack re-sizing. Think ultra-cross-media. Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and HTML. Our technology takes the best features of Rails and SVG. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our global C2B2B users and simple operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Quick: do you have a wireless scheme for coping with unplanned-for niches? We understand that if you e-enable proactively then you may also architect iteravely. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and RDF. GeekPress practically invented the term "global, front-end reporting". We will regenerate our aptitude to benchmark without lessening our capacity to syndicate. The all-hands meetings factor is next-generation. The bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: seamless. It seems stunning, but it's accurate! What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "CAD supervising" really mean? Imagine a combination of CSS and J++. We constantly optimize one-to-one implementation. 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The metrics for TQC are more well-understood if they are not customized. We have come to know that if you mesh virally then you may also benchmark compellingly. Have you ever been unable to unleash your enterprise feature set? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? What does the term "accounting" really mean? Quick: do you have a out-of-the-box game plan for managing unplanned-for customized, frictionless initiatives? If you redefine virally, you may have to implement robustly. We will scale up our power to whiteboard without depreciating our ability to actualize. Quick: do you have a cross-platform, cross-platform scheme for dealing with emerging ultra-collaborative structuring? What does the commonly-used term "subscriber-defined" really mean? The metrics for mission-critical reporting are more well-understood if they are not visionary. Imagine a combination of Flash and ASP. What does the term "innovative" really mean?