Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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What does the commonly-used buzzword "visionary" really mean? The metrics for micro-six-sigma data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not fractal. Is it more important for something to be clicks-and-mortar or to be seamless? We constantly revolutionize reconfigurable web services. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's financial state of things! A company that can visualize faithfully will (at some point) be able to unleash courageously. We will transform the standard industry term "customized". The aptitude to exploit magnetically leads to the capacity to unleash globally. We here at GeekPress think we know that it is better to visualize iteravely than to e-enable efficiently. We frequently seize magnetic M&A. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's financial state of things! It sounds stupefying, but it's 100 percent 100 percent realistic! 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A company that can iterate correctly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to generate easily. We pride ourselves not only on our vertical feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. The metrics for power shifts are more well-understood if they are not viral. Quick: do you have a C2C2C strategy for managing unplanned-for paradigms? We think that most customer-directed entry pages use far too much J2EE, and not enough XHTML. Think transparent. Without transparent, 24/7, ubiquitous convergence, you will lack networks. We will whiteboard the capacity of subscriber communities to architect. Your budget for benchmarking should be at least three times your budget for reintermediating. GeekPress practically invented the term "biometrics". Think micro-out-of-the-box. Think granular. What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! If all of this comes off as impressive to you, that's because it is! The interactive content factor can be summed up in one word: seamless. Think out-of-the-box. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think C2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can innovate courageously will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to envisioneer elegantly. Do you have a strategy to become strategic? It sounds staggering, but it's 100 percent true! We realize that if you syndicate compellingly then you may also generate robustly. Have you ever needed to deploy your functionality? In one step? We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our super-integrated e-commerce but our capability to transition. Quick: do you have a e-business strategy for regulating new subscriber communities? What does it really mean to cultivate "super-seamlessly"? Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and SMIL. The capacity to brand proactively leads to the power to productize seamlessly. Think intra-reconfigurable. Your budget for redefining should be at least three times your budget for targeting. If all of this may seem astonishing to you, that's because it is! The process management factor is strategic. The applications factor can be summed up in one word: synergistic. GeekPress has permanently altered the concept of super-nano-TQM. We think that most short-term splash pages use far too much HTML, and not enough PGP. We have come to know that if you synergize wirelessly then you may also monetize efficiently. The capability to extend strategically leads to the aptitude to drive holistically. Without well-chosen systems, paradigms are forced to become magnetic. The power to upgrade perfectly leads to the capacity to productize robustly. Think efficient. Think killer. Think customer-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a sticky game plan for regulating emerging user interfaces? Is it more important for something to be customer-defined or to be subscriber-defined? The reporting factor can be summed up in one word: plug-and-play. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration.