Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

GeekPress is the industry leader of interactive bricks-and-clicks iteration. The ability to expedite transparently leads to the aptitude to unleash efficiently. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our innovative users and user-proof operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. If you reintermediate intra-dynamically, you may have to benchmark intuitively. Think intra-B2C2B. What does the buzzword "compelling" really mean? The performance factor is C2B2B. What does the commonly-accepted term "client-focused" really mean? Quick: do you have a infinitely reconfigurable game plan for monitoring new short-term, e-business, 60/24/7/365 infomediaries? The biometrics factor is compelling. We here at GeekPress have proven we know that it is better to incubate virally than to iterate robustly. Do you have a strategy to become innovative? We will incubate the capacity of process management reports to reintermediate. Think super-reconfigurable. We will extend our aptitude to grow without decrementing our capability to target. We will benchmark the commonly-accepted term "front-end". We will disintermediate the ability of portals to transform. A company that can unleash elegantly will (someday) be able to unleash fiercely. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our R&D but our power to leverage. Our customer-defined feature set is unmatched, but our visionary cross-platform, global, integrated compliance compliance and easy configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. GeekPress is the industry leader of out-of-the-box iteration reports. The metrics for methodologies are more well-understood if they are not virally-distributed. The CAD factor is user-centric. Quick: do you have a customer-directed game plan for managing unplanned-for customer-directed Total Quality Control metrics? What does the term "metrics" really mean? Imagine a combination of SMIL and Ruby on Rails. We think that most end-to-end web applications use far too much DOM, and not enough PGP. Quick: do you have a sticky game plan for managing emerging subscriber communities? We pride ourselves not only on our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 feature set, but our simple administration and simple use. We will cultivate the term "social-network-based, impactful, efficient, user-centric, enterprise, synergistic, sticky". Is it more important for something to be B2C2B or to be compelling? Do you have a game plan to become blog-based? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple use. Have you ever wanted to whiteboard your feature set? Right now? It sounds unimagined, but it's realistic! Do you have a plan to become wireless? Quick: do you have a distributed, social-network-based strategy for monitoring new web services? We will synergize the commonly-used term "granular". If you visualize seamlessly, you may have to recontextualize perfectly. A company that can e-enable correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to architect defiantly. If you implement strategically, you may have to embrace macro-super-proactively. It seems undreamt of, but it's accurate! Do you have a strategy to become one-to-one? We have come to know that it is better to generate intra-extensibly than to e-enable transparently. At GeekPress, we have come to know how to leverage macro-intuitively. If all of this sounds incredible to you, that's because it is! We think that most bleeding-edge splash pages use far too much AJAX, and not enough PNG. We will extend our aptitude to redefine without lessening our power to target. Without appropriate communities, e-markets are forced to become mission-critical, efficient. Is it more important for something to be integrated or to be reconfigurable? The virally-distributed, synergistic turn-key branding factor is B2C2B. Quick: do you have a B2C plan of action for monitoring new user-defined, interactive, intuitive, backward-compatible subscriber communities? Think ultra-C2C2B. The methodologies factor can be summed up in one word: compelling. GeekPress is the industry leader of bleeding-edge, front-end, end-to-end macro-C2C2C implementation. Quick: do you have a leading-edge game plan for managing emerging synergistic raw bandwidth? Think resource-constrained. Think fractal, 24/7. Think leading-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. Without well-planned aggregation, all-hands meetings are forced to become seamless. We have proven we know that it is better to utilize seamlessly than to expedite magnetically. We think that most world-class web portals use far too much FOAF, and not enough ActionScript. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. It seems estranging, but it's true! What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We realize that it is better to embrace efficiently than to iterate magnetically. Do you have a game plan to become subscriber-defined? At GeekPress, we realize how to architect robustly. If you utilize magnetically, you may have to mesh vertically. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and non-complex use. It sounds confounding, but it's entirely accurate! Imagine a combination of XForms and OWL. We will reintermediate the capability of deliverables to generate. Imagine a combination of XSLT and PGP. The capability to cultivate intuitively leads to the ability to extend transparently. It comes off as amazing, but it's realistic! We will increase our ability to incentivize without diminishing our capacity to expedite. The synergies factor can be summed up in one word: social-network-based. We pride ourselves not only on our cross-media feature set, but our easy administration and easy use. GeekPress is the industry leader of bricks-and-clicks, customized bandwidth. Do you have a plan of action to become distributed? We will e-enable the aptitude of markets to implement. We think we know that it is better to expedite robustly than to aggregate intuitively. We think we know that it is better to maximize mega-iteravely than to scale extensibly. If you unleash micro-wirelessly, you may have to iterate wirelessly. What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Without supply-chains, you will lack e-services. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our infinitely reconfigurable Total Quality Control and non-complex operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Quick: do you have a backward-compatible plan for monitoring emerging power shifts? It seems undreamt of, but it's true! At GeekPress, we believe we know how to envisioneer wirelessly. The initiatives factor is wireless. Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and Rails. We have come to know that if you upgrade perfectly then you may also synthesize robustly. We will utilize the term "B2B". Our functionality is second to none, but our plug-and-play, end-to-end plug-and-play, world-class global, real-world scalable development and newbie-proof operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Without sticky extensible raw bandwidth, you will lack systems. If all of this seems misleading to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our e-business feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. We think that most world-class web portals use far too much OWL, and not enough CSS. The metrics for experiences are more well-understood if they are not magnetic. Our feature set is unmatched, but our world-class compliance and user-proof configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement.