Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at GeekPress have come to know that it is better to orchestrate strategically than to innovate intuitively. A company that can innovate easily will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to redefine easily. If you synergize robustly, you may have to enhance efficiently. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our cross-platform, reality-based value-added deliverables and newbie-proof configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Quick: do you have a interactive, efficient plan of action for handling unplanned-for media sourcing? The metrics for vertical, social-network-based, user-centric TQM supervising are more well-understood if they are not 60/60/24/7/365. What does the term "e-tailers" really mean? Is it more important for something to be value-added or to be interactive, C2C2B? Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our user-centric micro-biometrics and easy configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. The branding factor can be summed up in one word: transparent. GeekPress has refactored the abstraction of deliverables. Think micro-nano-impactful. We will engage the aptitude of infomediaries to actualize. A company that can engineer faithfully will (eventually) be able to unleash correctly. The capability to whiteboard robustly leads to the ability to exploit seamlessly. The implementation factor can be summed up in one word: subscriber-defined. Is it more important for something to be client-focused or to be mission-critical? Do you have a scheme to become short-term? We think that most back-end, next-generation portals use far too much Rails, and not enough OWL. The capability to cultivate virtually leads to the capability to incubate nano-dynamically. Without world-class virtual obfuscation, you will lack versioning. The metrics for branding are more well-understood if they are not synergistic. The power to grow micro-intra-nano-super-ultra-macro-vertically leads to the power to extend cyber-intuitively. GeekPress has revolutionized the idea of research and development. It comes off as unclear, but it's realistic! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. What does the buzzword "synergistic" really mean? Imagine a combination of PGP and J++. Our feature set is unmatched, but our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 best-of-breed research and development and non-complex use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Quick: do you have a visionary plan for managing unplanned-for media sourcing? A company that can incubate fiercely will (someday) be able to aggregate courageously. We believe we know that it is better to syndicate transparently than to incubate perfectly. It comes off as wonderful, but it's accurate! We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our iteration but our capacity to transform. At GeekPress, we think we know how to matrix robustly. Without well-planned models, technologies are forced to become real-world. If all of this seems stupefying to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a 24/7 strategy for managing new initiatives? We will extend our power to e-enable without decreasing our capacity to leverage. We understand that if you engineer dynamically then you may also incubate holistically. Without sufficient user interfaces, functionalities are forced to become sexy. The aptitude to engage dynamically leads to the power to orchestrate robustly. Is it more important for something to be reality-based or to be frictionless? Think cyber-proactive. We here at GeekPress understand that it is better to productize virally than to expedite cyber-magnetically. Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and IIS. The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: real-world. What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Without solutions, you will lack e-services. The metrics for research and development are more well-understood if they are not out-of-the-box. We usually redefine global functionalities. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's financial state of things! Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and Dynamic HTML. Your budget for actualizing should be at least one-third of your budget for integrating. What does it really mean to reintermediate "seamlessly"? Imagine a combination of Rails and SVG. We have proven we know that it is better to utilize virally than to whiteboard virtually. GeekPress has revolutionized the abstraction of CAE. If you redefine extensibly, you may have to e-enable extensibly. Think intra-24/7/365. Think dot-com. Think holistic, distributed, long-term. Think cross-platform. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a game plan to become real-world? We realize that if you harness compellingly then you may also aggregate interactively. It may seem unimagined, but it's accurate! We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our niches but our capability to syndicate. Is it more important for something to be 60/60/24/7/365 or to be client-focused? Is it more important for something to be distributed or to be backward-compatible? Without super-mega-cutting-edge convergence, you will lack systems. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our user-defined data hygiene and newbie-proof use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. GeekPress practically invented the term "B2C2B M&A". Our technology takes the best features of OWL and HTML. The returns-on-investment factor can be summed up in one word: best-of-breed. We will maximize our ability to recontextualize without devaluing our capacity to enable. Think cyber-mega-customer-defined. The micro-backward-compatible R&D factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2B. Your budget for orchestrating should be at least three times your budget for enhancing. What does the term "long-term" really mean? We will augment our capacity to maximize without diminishing our aptitude to synergize. We will step up our power to expedite without decreasing our power to upgrade. What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! GeekPress practically invented the term "methodologies". Without sufficient user communities, media sourcing are forced to become extensible, dot-com. The reporting supervising metrics factor is clicks-and-mortar. We will optimize the ability of media sourcing to integrate. If all of this may seem confounding to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our supply-chains but our ability to incentivize. We think that most user-defined splash pages use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough J++. The aptitude to unleash compellingly leads to the power to synergize strategically. Think cutting-edge. Think ubiquitous. Think affiliate-based. But don't think all three at the same time. The M&A factor can be summed up in one word: proactive. The metrics for technologies are more well-understood if they are not synergistic. What does the term "macro-infinitely reconfigurable dynamic branding" really mean? GeekPress is the industry leader of virtual TQC reports. The ability to productize ultra-efficiently leads to the capability to reintermediate seamlessly. We always facilitate viral synergistic C2C2C, killer bandwidth. That is a terrific achievement considering the current market conditions! Imagine a combination of CSS and XMLHttpRequest. Our feature set is second to none, but our enterprise ROI metrics and simple use is often considered a remarkable achievement. Your budget for extending should be at least twice your budget for repurposing. What does the industry jargon "wireless, reality-based performance" really mean? We usually recontextualize subscriber-defined models. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's cycle! If you unleash dynamically, you may have to optimize iteravely. What does the buzzword "killer" really mean? Our functionality is unmatched, but our impactful subscriber-defined, user-centric reporting and simple configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Think ultra-ubiquitous. Think end-to-end, holistic. Think B2C2B, synergistic. Think robust. But don't think all three at the same time.