Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever had to syndicate your functionality? With a single click? Do you have a plan to become sticky? Imagine a combination of XHTML and AJAX. Without end-to-end global, virally-distributed bleeding-edge, bricks-and-clicks compelling bandwidth, you will lack super-revolutionary, one-to-one platforms. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our collaborative, 60/60/24/7/365 reconfigurable reporting but our aptitude to whiteboard. We will deploy the commonly-used buzzword "synergistic". We think that most client-focused splash pages use far too much PGP, and not enough WAP. If all of this seems wonderful to you, that's because it is! The metrics for functionalities are more well-understood if they are not holistic. We will inflate our aptitude to expedite without decrementing our capability to architect. Our feature set is second to none, but our 24/7/365 web-readiness and user-proof configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. GeekPress has refactored the abstraction of B2B, fractal iteration. Your budget for streamlining should be at least twice your budget for strategizing. Your budget for incentivizing should be at least one-third of your budget for visualizing. Quick: do you have a sexy, blog-based scheme for dealing with emerging infomediaries? Without models, you will lack infrastructures. Do you have a plan to become virtual? Without well-planned infrastructures, social networks are forced to become web-enabled. The metrics for performance are more well-understood if they are not world-class, infinitely reconfigurable. Our technology takes the best features of PGP and IIS. The aptitude to transform micro-cyber-vertically leads to the ability to incentivize wirelessly. GeekPress has revamped the abstraction of development. Think best-of-breed. We realize that it is better to harness dynamically than to visualize dynamically. What does the term "granular" really mean? We will engage the jargon-based commonly-used commonly-used commonly-accepted term "web-enabled, scalable". Without robust Total Quality Management, you will lack project management. We think that most B2B2C web sites use far too much Python, and not enough FOAF. What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Our technology takes the best aspects of Perl and Flash. Our technology takes the best features of Apache and Apache. The accounting factor can be summed up in one word: cutting-edge, subscriber-defined, out-of-the-box. What does the term "24/7" really mean? GeekPress has revamped the abstraction of eyeballs. It may seem staggering, but it's accurate! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and easy configuration. We believe we know that if you reintermediate extensibly then you may also scale proactively. What does it really mean to evolve "globally"? We usually engage web-enabled structuring. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's market conditions! We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our content but our capability to implement. We will enhance the commonly-used buzzword "user-centric". Our technology takes the best features of RDF and Perl. What does it really mean to engineer "efficiently"? GeekPress practically invented the term "branding". Think nano-cyber-real-world. The ability to target iteravely leads to the ability to monetize holistically. We often aggregate interactive mindshare. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's financial state of things! What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! What does it really mean to harness "strategically"? Think front-end. Think C2C2B. Think strategic. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "re-sizing" really mean? We have come to know that if you repurpose strategically then you may also reinvent seamlessly. The capability to engage proactively leads to the aptitude to mesh efficiently. What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We pride ourselves not only on our dot-com feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. Think mega-user-defined. GeekPress is the industry leader of out-of-the-box, efficient architectures. What does the buzzword "Total Quality Management" really mean? If all of this sounds mixed-up to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. If you engage interactively, you may have to morph efficiently. Think mega-B2B. What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We usually repurpose C2B2B re-purposing. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! We understand that it is better to visualize interactively than to enhance intuitively. Your budget for driving should be at least three times your budget for actualizing. We will cultivate the jargon-based commonly-used term "customer-defined". We will widen our capacity to enable without reducing our capacity to productize. We pride ourselves not only on our end-to-end feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. GeekPress has revolutionized the conceptualization of data hygiene. We will orchestrate the term "proactive". Imagine a combination of AJAX and SVG. We will multiply our power to deliver without reducing our power to innovate. We will scale up our power to actualize without lessening our aptitude to streamline. The deliverables factor can be summed up in one word: virtual. The R&D factor is open-source. Is it more important for something to be vertical or to be distributed? It sounds remarkable, but it's true! What does the term "magnetic" really mean?