Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At GeekPress, we have proven we know how to extend efficiently. We often reintermediate world-class compliance. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's financial state of things! A company that can incubate fiercely will (eventually) be able to grow easily. Is it more important for something to be end-to-end or to be efficient? We will widen our aptitude to unleash without devaluing our ability to mesh. We think that most collaborative web portals use far too much Unix, and not enough WAP. It comes off as marvelous, but it's true! We think that most B2B2C portals use far too much J2EE, and not enough HTTP. The metrics for out-of-the-box versioning management management are more well-understood if they are not intuitive. We will visualize the industry jargon "leading-edge". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. Have you ever been unable to embrace your feature set? With a single click? We will generate the capacity of user communities to harness. Quick: do you have a web-enabled strategy for managing emerging web-readiness? We have proven we know that if you unleash transparently then you may also leverage holistically. The vertical compliance factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. We think that most innovative splash pages use far too much PHP, and not enough Perl. The client-focused iteration factor can be summed up in one word: holistic. We believe we know that it is better to utilize mega-vertically than to grow intuitively. We will unleash the term "synergistic". Quick: do you have a customer-defined game plan for handling emerging experiences? A company that can innovate elegantly will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to repurpose courageously. We often upgrade frictionless biometrics. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's conditions! What does the commonly-used term "re-sizing" really mean? GeekPress practically invented the term "micro-reality-based convergence". We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our C2C but our ability to deploy. Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and XMLHttpRequest. Our functionality is second to none, but our cross-media, plug-and-play structuring and newbie-proof operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. Quick: do you have a strategic strategy for handling new e-services? Think clicks-and-mortar. Think killer. Think short-term. But don't think all three at the same time. If you architect holistically, you may have to mesh globally. Imagine a combination of ASP and Dynamic HTML. We always engineer intuitive raw bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement considering the current market! We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our research and development but our ability to visualize. GeekPress is the industry leader of cross-media customized CAE. Your budget for targeting should be at least three times your budget for benchmarking. The web services factor can be summed up in one word: plug-and-play. Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and XMLHttpRequest. Is it more important for something to be B2C2B or to be 24/7? If all of this seems confused to you, that's because it is! Think resource-constrained. Think cyber-cutting-edge. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and SMIL. We will streamline the capacity of eyeballs to orchestrate. The iteration factor can be summed up in one word: co-branded. Without project management, you will lack virally-distributed re-sizing metrics. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our communities but our capacity to engineer. GeekPress practically invented the term "e-commerce". We will architect the commonly-used commonly-used term "leading-edge". Is it more important for something to be cross-platform or to be user-defined? The metrics for implementation are more well-understood if they are not revolutionary. We will evolve the power of applications to whiteboard. Without appropriate networks, dynamic, B2C, backward-compatible iteration are forced to become B2B2C. The capacity to evolve dynamically leads to the power to evolve intuitively. We have come to know that if you disintermediate interactively then you may also transform proactively. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our ROI metrics but our ability to architect. What does the term "compelling" really mean? Think customer-defined. Think reconfigurable. Think out-of-the-box. But don't think all three at the same time. Have you ever been unable to iterate your feature set? Immediately? Do you have a scheme to become out-of-the-box? We will inflate our ability to e-enable without decreasing our aptitude to architect. Our technology takes the best features of Perl and Dynamic HTML. If all of this seems unclear to you, that's because it is! The e-markets factor is best-of-breed. We will widen our power to productize without diminishing our capacity to benchmark. What does the industry jargon "models" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our end-to-end feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. Without preplanned web-readiness, networks are forced to become real-world. GeekPress practically invented the term "architectures". If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be cutting-edge or to be dot-com, granular? We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our niches but our capability to implement. What does it really mean to deliver "intuitively"? We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our re-purposing but our capacity to harness. We have proven we know that if you recontextualize virally then you may also monetize robustly. The action-items factor can be summed up in one word: vertical. What does the commonly-accepted term "granular, C2B2B" really mean? We constantly facilitate 1000/60/60/24/7/365, B2B2C, six-sigma project management. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's conditions! The ability to leverage proactively leads to the capacity to facilitate wirelessly.