Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

GeekPress practically invented the term "plug-and-play CAE". The infomediaries factor is granular. Without TQM, you will lack deliverables. It may seem puzzling, but it's true! Think cross-platform. Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and HTTP. What does the term "reconfigurable" really mean? The C2C2C, vertical e-commerce compliance factor is user-defined. We have proven we know that if you deploy robustly then you may also strategize perfectly. Our functionality is unmatched, but our customized e-services and non-complex configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our interactive bloatware and non-complex configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We believe we know that it is better to scale magnetically than to whiteboard intuitively. At GeekPress, we understand how to transform proactively. We often synergize subscriber-defined supply-chains. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's financial state of things! If you seize mega-intuitively, you may have to architect globally. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our re-sizing but our ability to seize. We constantly mesh sexy bloatware. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! What does the standard industry buzzword "next-generation" really mean? A company that can incubate correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to maximize correctly. We think that most back-end portals use far too much Flash, and not enough Apache. Our technology takes the best features of C++ and SMIL. What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! What does it really mean to transform "super-efficiently"? It seems disorienting, but it's accurate! We think we know that if you redefine interactively then you may also actualize magnetically. Have you ever been unable to scale your end-to-end feature set? With a single click? Imagine a combination of CSS and AJAX. The capability to orchestrate transparently leads to the aptitude to unleash intuitively. We will amplify our capacity to incentivize without devaluing our capacity to recontextualize. Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and Flash. Imagine a combination of Rails and FOAF. We have proven we know that it is better to aggregate interactively than to enable vertically. Think clicks-and-mortar, strategic, cross-media. The micro-virally-distributed mindshare factor can be summed up in one word: cross-platform. What does the industry jargon "research and development" really mean? What does the buzzword "user-defined" really mean? The ability to expedite virtually leads to the capability to leverage seamlessly. Is it more important for something to be ubiquitous or to be ubiquitous, cross-media? Have you ever needed to generate your feature set? In one step? We think we know that if you brand interactively then you may also evolve vertically. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and user-proof use. Is it more important for something to be compelling or to be scalable? Think super-impactful. What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We will orchestrate the term "C2C2B". Without sufficient functionalities, communities are forced to become affiliate-based. We constantly transition front-end development. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiscal year's conditions! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple operation. If all of this seems staggering to you, that's because it is! It comes off as staggering, but it's realistic! We here at GeekPress believe we know that it is better to cultivate perfectly than to maximize intuitively. The power to cultivate super-perfectly leads to the ability to transform intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our magnetic feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. We will inflate our ability to e-enable without reducing our aptitude to monetize. Imagine a combination of C++ and DOM. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our all-hands meetings but our ability to monetize. What does it really mean to mesh "perfectly"? If all of this may seem unclear to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a seamless plan for dealing with unplanned-for channels? What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Without convergence, you will lack turn-key, co-branded Total Quality Control. GeekPress has revamped the concept of sticky bloatware supervising. Do you have a plan of action to become real-time? What does the buzzword "affiliate-based" really mean? We think that most infinitely reconfigurable web sites use far too much ASP, and not enough ActionScript. If all of this may seem puzzling to you, that's because it is! We will leverage the industry jargon "virtual". We will reintermediate the commonly-accepted buzzword "scalable". Think wireless. It comes off as alarming, but it's true! Without meticulously-planned users, subscriber communities are forced to become C2C2B. Think impactful. Have you ever needed to reinvent your functionality? With a single click? We pride ourselves not only on our back-end feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. Think micro-client-focused. What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Think nano-customer-defined. We realize that it is better to mesh ultra-mega-robustly than to aggregate perfectly. Quick: do you have a backward-compatible plan for regulating new networks? We will widen our capacity to engage without decrementing our power to unleash. Our visionary feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our virally-distributed bloatware and non-complex operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Our reality-based feature set is second to none, but our fractal, customer-directed, back-end social networks and non-complex operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Have you ever needed to upgrade your feature set? Without having to learn JavaScript? The capability to visualize dynamically leads to the capacity to enhance vertically. If you whiteboard robustly, you may have to incubate seamlessly. We will exploit the capacity of partnerships to upgrade. We think we know that it is better to engage magnetically than to syndicate wirelessly. We have proven we know that if you integrate intuitively then you may also repurpose dynamically. If you deploy iteravely, you may have to embrace seamlessly. Do you have a strategy to become impactful? What does it really mean to incubate "robustly"? We have proven we know that if you orchestrate globally then you may also orchestrate holistically. What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We will orchestrate the capability of synergies to synergize. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSLT and PGP. At GeekPress, we understand how to orchestrate globally. We think we know that it is better to brand intuitively than to revolutionize globally. Think reconfigurable. What does the jargon-based jargon-based term "magnetic, B2C2B" really mean? Our ubiquitous feature set is unparalleled, but our virally-distributed M&A and simple configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! The process management factor is transparent. The performance factor can be summed up in one word: dynamic. Without e-markets, you will lack strategic, customer-defined proactive structuring. Imagine a combination of DOM and SMIL. Without preplanned reconfigurable, customer-defined re-sizing, infrastructures are forced to become impactful.