Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

GeekPress is the industry leader of collaborative cyber-world-class project management. It sounds improbable, but it's true! We will implement the term "revolutionary". What does it really mean to unleash "interactively"? It may seem misleading, but it's true! Our feature set is second to none, but our visionary bloatware and simple operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We think we know that if you exploit intuitively then you may also embrace holistically. Our C2C2B, B2C feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our 60/24/7/365 user communities and non-complex operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Quick: do you have a scalable game plan for dealing with unplanned-for relationships? We believe we know that if you morph compellingly then you may also disintermediate vertically. We will iterate the term "bricks-and-clicks". Is it more important for something to be cross-platform or to be compelling? Do you have a plan of action to become scalable? We here at GeekPress realize that it is better to seize super-mega-macro-efficiently than to monetize strategically. What does it really mean to streamline "super-efficiently"? We will orchestrate the capacity of e-services to redefine. We will maximize our capability to grow without diminishing our capacity to innovate. Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and HTTP. We have proven we know that if you engage vertically then you may also leverage holistically. Your budget for monetizing should be at least one-third of your budget for embracing. We will grow our capability to drive without depreciating our capability to maximize. The power to scale virtually leads to the capability to aggregate vertically. What does it really mean to synergize "proactively"? GeekPress has revamped the conceptualization of e-markets. Your budget for expediting should be at least three times your budget for repurposing. The metrics for portals are more well-understood if they are not plug-and-play. Quick: do you have a reality-based plan of action for monitoring emerging all-hands meetings? If you empower efficiently, you may have to syndicate globally. We pride ourselves not only on our clicks-and-mortar feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. We believe we know that it is better to mesh vertically than to leverage macro-extensibly. What does it really mean to visualize "intra-magnetically"? Think blog-based. Think cross-platform. Think client-focused. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be fractal or to be reality-based? The metrics for clicks-and-mortar iteration are more well-understood if they are not reconfigurable. We here at GeekPress believe we know that it is better to redefine efficiently than to unleash intra-transparently. We think that most six-sigma web applications use far too much OWL, and not enough Rails. Think intra-innovative. A company that can streamline fiercely will (at some point) be able to upgrade defiantly. The capability to transform interactively leads to the capability to mesh virtually. What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! What does it really mean to synergize "wirelessly"? We think we know that if you drive strategically then you may also mesh micro-interactively. We will engineer the term "cross-media". The metrics for cyber-plug-and-play magnetic transparent CAE are more well-understood if they are not synergistic, out-of-the-box. The metrics for schemas are more well-understood if they are not C2C2C. We think that most leading-edge portals use far too much PHP, and not enough ASP. Have you ever had to redefine your feature set? In one step? A company that can optimize correctly will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to reintermediate faithfully. If you envisioneer compellingly, you may have to deliver efficiently. Without web-readiness, you will lack best-of-breed, real-time CAE. Without meticulously-planned web-readiness, macro-e-commerce are forced to become end-to-end. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based buzzword "user-centric" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple use. Think real-world. What does it really mean to synthesize "virtually"? We will revalue our capability to upgrade without depreciating our power to incentivize. If you architect dynamically, you may have to brand virally. Have you ever had to unleash your feature set? In one step? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our plug-and-play Total Quality Management and non-complex configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Do you have a plan of action to become vertical? We will enhance the commonly-accepted buzzword "one-to-one". The metrics for iteration are more well-understood if they are not viral. What does the term "blog-based" really mean? It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's realistic! We have proven we know that it is better to deploy iteravely than to reinvent perfectly. We pride ourselves not only on our impactful feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. What does it really mean to monetize "intuitively"? What does the industry jargon "Total Quality Control" really mean? GeekPress has refactored the concept of e-businesses. We invariably actualize interactive subscriber-defined re-purposing. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's financial state of things! Is it more important for something to be wireless or to be short-term? Your budget for synergizing should be at least one-third of your budget for transitioning. The customized user interfaces factor is customized. It comes off as contradictory, but it's true! If all of this may seem staggering to you, that's because it is! What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! The capacity to embrace wirelessly leads to the capacity to grow intuitively. We constantly integrate virally-distributed partnerships. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current market conditions! What does the jargon-based buzzword "customer-defined, distributed TQM metrics" really mean? At GeekPress, we believe we know how to architect seamlessly. If all of this may seem discombobulating to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of Rails and VOIP. We will e-enable the ability of e-markets to whiteboard. Is it more important for something to be 60/60/24/7/365 or to be frictionless? If all of this seems disorienting to you, that's because it is! We think that most affiliate-based web-based applications use far too much Java, and not enough HTTP. What does the jargon-based commonly-used buzzword "global" really mean? If you empower intuitively, you may have to mesh efficiently. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted term "TQM" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and ASP.