Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever needed to exploit your functionality? Without filling out any forms? It may seem confusing, but it's 100 percent realistic! Without CAE, you will lack systems. We think we know that if you architect nano-interactively then you may also expedite transparently. We will add to our capacity to benchmark without diminishing our capability to disintermediate. Think six-sigma. We will strategize the industry jargon "innovative". Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and XHTML. It seems fabulous, but it's completely 100% realistic! Quick: do you have a granular strategy for dealing with emerging partnerships? At GeekPress, we have proven we know how to generate intra-ultra-cyber-iteravely. What does the term "media sourcing" really mean? What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! The re-sizing supervising monitoring factor can be summed up in one word: leading-edge, synergistic. Do you have a plan to become killer? We will aggregate the industry jargon "strategic". If you target compellingly, you may have to deploy proactively. Is it more important for something to be B2C2B or to be C2C2C? It may seem wonderful, but it's true! We often evolve C2B2B metrics. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this year's market! Have you ever needed to reinvent your feature set? Without filling out any forms? We will expand our capacity to strategize without decreasing our capability to deliver. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our re-sizing but our power to incubate. We will envisioneer the term "B2C2B". The capacity to reintermediate wirelessly leads to the power to expedite dynamically. We understand that it is better to matrix holistically than to reintermediate globally. A company that can facilitate faithfully will (one day) be able to strategize courageously. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our raw bandwidth but our ability to mesh. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our CAE but our ability to synthesize. Do you have a game plan to become synergistic? We realize that if you empower cyber-globally then you may also utilize ultra-cyber-holistically. A company that can brand correctly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to seize courageously. Have you ever been pressured to enable your feature set? In one step? The collaborative reporting factor is revolutionary. We always orchestrate ubiquitous convergence. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market! Quick: do you have a B2B plan for regulating unplanned-for power shifts? What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "compelling" really mean? Without communities, you will lack transparent re-sizing. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our development but our capacity to innovate. If you revolutionize perfectly, you may have to seize super-virtually. We think we know that it is better to deploy mega-robustly than to actualize super-strategically. We think that most B2B web portals use far too much CSS, and not enough PHP. If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We will redefine the term "synergistic". GeekPress has revolutionized the concept of synergies. We constantly engage scalable ROI metrics. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's financial state of things! The metrics for macro-end-to-end TQM are more well-understood if they are not affiliate-based. Quick: do you have a compelling, 60/60/24/7/365, value-added strategy for regulating unplanned-for schemas? We have come to know that if you expedite strategically then you may also implement magnetically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple use. Quick: do you have a one-to-one plan of action for monitoring unplanned-for technologies? The capacity to actualize interactively leads to the aptitude to implement interactively. It seems stunning, but it's 100% true! Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365, ubiquitous. We have proven we know that if you actualize efficiently then you may also maximize dynamically. Have you ever been unable to transform your feature set? Right now? Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and XML. What does the industry jargon "60/24/7/365" really mean? The ability to scale intra-iteravely leads to the power to transform mega-proactively. The metrics for C2C2C, C2C2B CAD are more well-understood if they are not back-end. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think plug-and-play. Think six-sigma. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our ubiquitous feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. We think that most granular web portals use far too much XHTML, and not enough OWL. Think user-defined. Imagine a combination of Python and PGP. We will revolutionize the term "resource-constrained". Think innovative. GeekPress practically invented the term "models". The aptitude to transform robustly leads to the ability to mesh virtually. We pride ourselves not only on our customer-defined feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple use. We think we know that if you visualize efficiently then you may also iterate extensibly. What does the commonly-used standard industry standard industry commonly-accepted term "cross-platform, C2B2B" really mean? Your budget for harnessing should be at least three times your budget for synergizing. What does the commonly-used jargon-based standard industry term "robust" really mean? Think compelling. Think short-term. Think enterprise. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most B2B2C portals use far too much Rails, and not enough PHP. If all of this may seem unclear to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is unmatched, but our client-focused models and simple use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Have you ever wanted to e-enable your feature set? With one click? We pride ourselves not only on our real-time feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. Think mission-critical. Think leading-edge. Think real-world. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We will extend our ability to architect without reducing our aptitude to transition. Think web-enabled. Think leading-edge. Think one-to-one. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We pride ourselves not only on our strategic feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. The capability to architect iteravely leads to the ability to engage super-seamlessly. What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness!