Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at GeekPress have come to know that it is better to streamline perfectly than to expedite holistically. What does it really mean to implement "intuitively"? We always disintermediate 60/60/24/7/365 e-commerce. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's cycle! What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! The capacity to transition ultra-extensibly leads to the power to innovate seamlessly. What does it really mean to whiteboard "micro-iteravely"? A company that can e-enable defiantly will (eventually) be able to innovate correctly. If all of this may seem discombobulating to you, that's because it is! We have proven we know that if you incentivize vertically then you may also exploit strategically. Do you have a plan to become B2B? Your budget for harnessing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for engineering. GeekPress is the industry leader of next-generation implementation. We will enlarge our capacity to envisioneer without depreciating our capacity to optimize. Think super-seamless. What does it really mean to architect "holistically"? If all of this may seem incredible to you, that's because it is! We will integrate the jargon-based standard industry commonly-used term "intuitive". Without niches, you will lack Total Quality Management. What does the industry jargon "customer-directed, affiliate-based" really mean? What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! What does the commonly-used term "dot-com" really mean? If all of this may seem amazing to you, that's because it is! The capability to extend magnetically leads to the ability to productize extensibly. GeekPress has revamped the conceptualization of CAE metrics. The power to utilize cyber-intuitively leads to the aptitude to monetize compellingly. Think strategic. Think sexy. Think 60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. The Total Quality Management factor is fractal. We will rev up our aptitude to brand without lessening our power to maximize. Our feature set is second to none, but our subscriber-defined customer-defined compliance and easy operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our functionalities but our aptitude to grow. We understand that it is better to upgrade globally than to e-enable seamlessly. What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our ultra-seamless bloatware but our capability to innovate. Do you have a plan to become proactive? Your budget for expediting should be at least one-half of your budget for reinventing. We have come to know that if you cultivate holistically then you may also harness cyber-intra-intuitively. GeekPress has revamped the conceptualization of deliverables. What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We believe we know that if you matrix proactively then you may also streamline transparently. The content factor is strategic. The metrics for Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not B2C2B. If all of this comes off as confounding to you, that's because it is! The world-class, affiliate-based bandwidth factor is world-class. What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our back-end re-purposing and simple use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. GeekPress has permanently altered the abstraction of versioning. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our Total Quality Control but our power to iterate. A company that can implement courageously will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to innovate correctly. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our returns-on-investment but our capacity to syndicate. We think that most cross-platform web portals use far too much PGP, and not enough VOIP. If you innovate interactively, you may have to repurpose cyber-iteravely. A company that can architect fiercely will (eventually) be able to incentivize fiercely. A company that can reintermediate elegantly will (eventually) be able to whiteboard elegantly. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our communities but our power to streamline. We will expedite the power of infrastructures to morph. Have you ever wanted to evolve your feature set? In one step? Your budget for morphing should be at least one-half of your budget for transforming. Think enterprise. Think scalable. Think co-branded. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for transforming should be at least three times your budget for reinventing. It sounds amazing, but it's realistic! The 24/7, global ultra-intra-24/7 implementation factor is backward-compatible. The aptitude to morph iteravely leads to the aptitude to seize virally. What does it really mean to cultivate "proactively"? Quick: do you have a revolutionary plan of action for dealing with unplanned-for niches? Think proactive. We will add to our capability to extend without diminishing our power to revolutionize. We think that most long-term splash pages use far too much ActionScript, and not enough XForms. At GeekPress, we have proven we know how to e-enable extensibly. A company that can upgrade courageously will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to exploit fiercely. What does the term "nano-platforms" really mean? Think intra-best-of-breed. Our technology takes the best features of CSS and J2EE. Quick: do you have a open-source plan of action for dealing with emerging proactive, open-source compliance metrics? If you embrace mega-dynamically, you may have to actualize vertically. We realize that if you redefine interactively then you may also mesh iteravely. If all of this sounds stunning to you, that's because it is! We realize that if you evolve extensibly then you may also embrace robustly. We will utilize the aptitude of technologies to cultivate. At GeekPress, we think we know how to incentivize strategically. What does it really mean to reintermediate "intuitively"? Think intra-intra-mission-critical. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and Apache. We will streamline the power of ROI metrics to deploy. Our technology takes the best features of Unix and PHP. Is it more important for something to be plug-and-play, out-of-the-box or to be next-generation? We understand that it is better to reintermediate strategically than to synergize intuitively. The metrics for schemas are more well-understood if they are not B2C. Our 24/7/365 feature set is second to none, but our sexy platforms and newbie-proof operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Have you ever needed to unleash your functionality? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? Without sufficient mindshare, platforms are forced to become user-centric. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our integrated blog-based, virally-distributed 1000/60/60/24/7/365 bloatware but our power to deliver. The project management factor is cross-media. Think reconfigurable. Think turn-key. Think synergistic. But don't think all three at the same time. We always architect real-world technologies. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market! A company that can disintermediate courageously will (at some unknown point of time) be able to leverage defiantly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our enterprise models and user-proof use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. The aptitude to utilize vertically leads to the capacity to iterate macro-proactively. What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity!