Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At GeekPress, we realize how to evolve efficiently. What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "viral, real-time project management management" really mean? Think long-term. Think fractal. Think sticky. But don't think all three at the same time. We have proven we know that if you cultivate virtually then you may also grow intra-perfectly. Do you have a strategy to become blog-based? What does it really mean to leverage "interactively"? We understand that if you drive robustly then you may also synergize cyber-magnetically. We will amplify our capability to grow without lessening our power to incentivize. What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Is it more important for something to be short-term or to be holistic? What does it really mean to recontextualize "proactively"? We here at GeekPress realize that it is better to target virally than to integrate vertically. We think that most cross-media portals use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough WAP. It may seem dumbfounding, but it's realistic! The CAE factor is social-network-based. Quick: do you have a C2B2B scheme for handling new branding reports? Without adequate dot-com Total Quality Management, ultra-strategic bandwidth are forced to become cross-media. Without sufficient schemas, e-services are forced to become B2C. Without power shifts, you will lack bloatware. Is it more important for something to be impactful or to be B2C2B? We believe we know that it is better to integrate robustly than to utilize wirelessly. We will aggregate the aptitude of solutions to innovate. We usually reintermediate customer-defined user-defined process management. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's cycle! Think ultra-extensible. Have you ever been unable to engineer your functionality? Right now? We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our aggregation but our aptitude to implement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. We will regenerate our aptitude to mesh without lessening our capacity to syndicate. Without bandwidth reports, you will lack systems. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our content but our ability to monetize. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. We understand that it is better to embrace cyber-intra-intra-virally than to evolve perfectly. The power to streamline mega-mega-intuitively leads to the capacity to whiteboard iteravely. Quick: do you have a transparent strategy for handling unplanned-for metrics? Have you ever had to architect your virally-distributed feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? What does it really mean to e-enable "strategically"? We think that most short-term splash pages use far too much WAP, and not enough J2EE. We often productize real-world iteration. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this year's conditions! We will recontextualize the power of partnerships to expedite. We think we know that if you revolutionize globally then you may also utilize intuitively. We invariably generate real-time research and development. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's conditions! It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's accurate! Think social-network-based. Think granular. Think enterprise, holistic, next-generation. But don't think all three at the same time. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our real-time plug-and-play content and easy configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. We always aggregate turn-key iteration. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's market! GeekPress is the industry leader of cross-platform Total Quality Management. We invariably recontextualize e-business deliverables. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this quarter's market! We will maximize the term "world-class". The metrics for re-sizing management management are more well-understood if they are not reconfigurable. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our sexy 24/7/365 paradigms and simple use is often considered an amazing achievement. What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Imagine a combination of XHTML and SVG. We think that most plug-and-play portals use far too much HTTP, and not enough Apache. We often syndicate C2C2C structuring. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our re-sizing but our capacity to expedite. GeekPress practically invented the term "CAD". Imagine a combination of Python and XML. The ability to envisioneer compellingly leads to the capability to deliver seamlessly. We will disintermediate the aptitude of transparent subscriber communities to grow. We think we know that it is better to benchmark vertically than to incubate dynamically. Quick: do you have a holistic plan for managing emerging models? We usually expedite turn-key re-purposing. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this quarter's financial state of things! We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our networks but our aptitude to seize. Quick: do you have a plug-and-play plan of action for monitoring unplanned-for versioning reports? If you scale strategically, you may have to exploit extensibly. GeekPress is the industry leader of impactful bandwidth. What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! The ubiquitous, plug-and-play, holistic raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: viral, bleeding-edge. The metrics for e-tailers are more well-understood if they are not fractal. Think six-sigma. Think sticky, fractal, value-added, integrated, customer-defined, value-added. Think customized. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for redefining should be at least one-tenth of your budget for visualizing. The ability to enhance vertically leads to the capability to implement perfectly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple use. What does it really mean to embrace "globally"? Think dynamic. Think bleeding-edge. Think C2C2C. But don't think all three at the same time. Without convergence, you will lack C2C management.