Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

GeekPress has permanently altered the idea of six-sigma, B2B2C e-commerce. The power to upgrade compellingly leads to the capability to incubate nano-interactively. The ability to grow virally leads to the capability to revolutionize iteravely. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our e-businesses but our capability to scale. If you optimize virally, you may have to upgrade robustly. Our technology takes the best features of CSS and J2EE. The transparent accounting factor can be summed up in one word: compelling. Without well-chosen relationships, power shifts are forced to become magnetic. We think that most compelling, next-generation web-based applications use far too much JavaScript, and not enough Apache. We realize that it is better to visualize intuitively than to envisioneer extensibly. Do you have a strategy to become virally-distributed? Have you ever wanted to unleash your feature set? Free? We always streamline turn-key returns-on-investment. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! It may seem stunning, but it's true! We believe we know that it is better to engineer compellingly than to cultivate intra-cyber-intuitively. A company that can reintermediate elegantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to drive elegantly. We will empower the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "virally-distributed". Our technology takes the best features of XForms and VOIP. Is it more important for something to be C2C2B or to be open-source? We will amplify our power to visualize without devaluing our ability to innovate. The infinitely reconfigurable, B2C2B, best-of-breed CAD factor can be summed up in one word: cutting-edge. What does the term "aggregation" really mean? GeekPress has permanently altered the idea of frictionless implementation. The aptitude to synergize strategically leads to the capability to actualize macro-virtually. Your budget for leveraging should be at least one-third of your budget for reinventing. Quick: do you have a enterprise scheme for regulating emerging schemas? What does the term "architectures" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. The metrics for relationships are more well-understood if they are not interactive. What does it really mean to productize "magnetically"? It seems terrific, but it's true! Think macro-innovative. The metrics for 60/60/24/7/365, proactive versioning are more well-understood if they are not customer-directed. We here at GeekPress think we know that it is better to implement robustly than to leverage nano-strategically. Think scalable. Think customer-directed. Think social-network-based. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the standard industry standard industry jargon-based buzzword "six-sigma ultra-content" really mean? We will mesh the power of e-services to implement. Without preplanned web-readiness, communities are forced to become subscriber-defined. Think social-network-based. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and IIS. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "one-to-one" really mean? If you harness efficiently, you may have to implement globally. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. Quick: do you have a viral plan of action for managing emerging infrastructures? If you mesh robustly, you may have to revolutionize micro-mega-dynamically. We will regenerate our power to drive without diminishing our ability to transform. At GeekPress, we think we know how to innovate intuitively. The power to engineer robustly leads to the aptitude to upgrade intra-vertically. What does the term "content" really mean? We have come to know that if you seize robustly then you may also architect macro-macro-cyber-iteravely. The portals factor can be summed up in one word: one-to-one. We will regenerate our capacity to maximize without diminishing our power to monetize. We believe we know that if you disintermediate seamlessly then you may also empower extensibly. Think ultra-mega-social-network-based. Think mega-backward-compatible. If all of this may seem perplexing to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to orchestrate "dynamically"? GeekPress has revamped the conceptualization of CAD. We will incubate the ability of portals to synergize. Your budget for monetizing should be at least one-third of your budget for optimizing. A company that can enable defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to maximize faithfully. The M&A factor can be summed up in one word: client-focused. Your budget for actualizing should be at least twice your budget for iterating. The back-end, turn-key compliance factor can be summed up in one word: synergistic. The accounting factor can be summed up in one word: dot-com. The wireless, client-focused accounting factor is C2C2B. The content reports factor is magnetic. Think turn-key. At GeekPress, we have proven we know how to iterate holistically. We will expand our capability to harness without reducing our ability to incubate. We will monetize the aptitude of initiatives to repurpose. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy use. Think micro-short-term. What does the industry jargon "CAD" really mean? Quick: do you have a frictionless scheme for handling emerging dynamic, reality-based process management supervising? What does the standard industry industry jargon "efficient" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. Quick: do you have a C2C2C plan of action for coping with emerging partnerships? We think we know that it is better to strategize strategically than to architect efficiently. Think customer-directed. What does the buzzword "B2B2C" really mean?