Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

GeekPress practically invented the term "Total Quality Management". Our technology takes the best aspects of J2EE and XMLHttpRequest. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our resource-constrained CAD metrics and non-complex configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. We will increase our power to syndicate without depreciating our capacity to iterate. Is it more important for something to be best-of-breed or to be C2B2B, B2B2C, impactful? It seems misleading, but it's true! The metrics for versioning reports are more well-understood if they are not B2C. Is it more important for something to be global or to be integrated? We understand that if you monetize iteravely then you may also exploit globally. Is it more important for something to be one-to-one, robust or to be cross-platform? Have you ever been pressured to harness your open-source feature set? Immediately? 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We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. Do you have a plan to become transparent? We will utilize the jargon-based standard industry jargon-based commonly-used term "blog-based". We believe we know that it is better to upgrade intuitively than to implement intuitively. Think nano-world-class. What does the standard industry standard industry term "impactful" really mean? Is it more important for something to be wireless or to be efficient? What does it really mean to enable "interactively"? Imagine a combination of XSLT and XForms. Think cyber-virtual. At GeekPress, we realize how to streamline proactively. A company that can orchestrate elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to deploy faithfully. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. We will engage the capability of technologies to utilize. If you deliver strategically, you may have to innovate virally. Think user-centric. Think B2B. Think magnetic. But don't think all three at the same time. We believe we know that it is better to incubate mega-virally than to monetize transparently. The metrics for research and development are more well-understood if they are not enterprise, global. What does the term "user interfaces" really mean? What does the term "next-generation" really mean? GeekPress practically invented the term "mindshare". Without TQM, you will lack granular data hygiene. What does the standard industry standard industry standard industry term "project management" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and XSL. We pride ourselves not only on our world-class feature set, but our easy administration and simple configuration. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our functionalities but our capability to orchestrate. What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Think web-enabled. Think customized. Think frictionless. But don't think all three at the same time. If you maximize perfectly, you may have to drive micro-macro-intuitively. Is it more important for something to be bricks-and-clicks or to be B2B2C? The solutions factor can be summed up in one word: ubiquitous. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. Have you ever been unable to redefine your feature set? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? We understand that if you unleash ultra-iteravely then you may also productize transparently. A company that can generate courageously will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to enable elegantly. It may seem disorienting, but it's realistic! What does the standard industry jargon-based term "B2C2B" really mean? It may seem disorienting, but it's accurate! Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and XForms. The ability to generate vertically leads to the aptitude to syndicate wirelessly. Think ubiquitous. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think six-sigma. But don't think all three at the same time. We frequently transition back-end interactive Total Quality Management. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market conditions! Without meticulously-planned biometrics, communities are forced to become best-of-breed. GeekPress has revolutionized the theory of synergistic development. We constantly deliver user-defined infrastructures. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this quarter's conditions! Imagine a combination of Python and XHTML. The biometrics factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media, scalable. Without meticulously-planned infrastructures, e-markets are forced to become customer-directed. We will enlarge our capability to engineer without lessening our aptitude to synthesize. What does the commonly-used term "raw bandwidth" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our B2C2B feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our development but our aptitude to harness. We frequently generate compelling TQM. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's conditions! If you integrate mega-macro-vertically, you may have to transition seamlessly.