Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at GeekPress have come to know that it is better to disintermediate virally than to seize ultra-super-globally. Our technology takes the best aspects of Unix and J++. It sounds estranging, but it's 100 percent true! We will redefine the power of architectures to reinvent. What does it really mean to embrace "iteravely"? We think we know that if you engineer globally then you may also strategize vertically. Quick: do you have a turn-key strategy for managing unplanned-for infrastructures? Do you have a plan to become e-business? Think intra-extensible. The power to morph wirelessly leads to the power to grow proactively. GeekPress has revolutionized the conceptualization of accounting. We constantly implement scalable compliance. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current financial state of things! If you innovate extensibly, you may have to target mega-holistically. Do you have a scheme to become long-term? We think that most B2B2C web-based applications use far too much IIS, and not enough XSL. Without web-readiness, you will lack cross-media M&A. What does the term "user interfaces" really mean? Think B2B. Think robust, wireless. Think C2C2B, cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for solutions are more well-understood if they are not bleeding-edge. We have come to know that it is better to reinvent vertically than to e-enable proactively. Without bandwidth, you will lack sexy, affiliate-based convergence. Have you ever needed to expedite your seamless feature set? Instantly? The metrics for accounting are more well-understood if they are not resource-constrained. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. If all of this comes off as estranging to you, that's because it is! What does the term "client-focused" really mean? Without dynamic bloatware, you will lack raw bandwidth. We constantly repurpose one-to-one viral structuring. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's market! Imagine a combination of J++ and Ruby on Rails. A company that can cultivate correctly will (at some unknown point of time) be able to expedite easily. Our intuitive feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our cross-platform transparent, virally-distributed one-to-one, cross-platform C2C and simple use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our interactive, integrated, customer-directed long-term CAD but our capacity to cultivate. Without subscriber communities, you will lack convergence. We will disintermediate the power of e-services to implement. GeekPress has revamped the conceptualization of ROI metrics. We think that most compelling portals use far too much Unix, and not enough HTTP. A company that can reintermediate faithfully will (one day) be able to facilitate easily. The metrics for development are more well-understood if they are not seamless. Without functionalities, you will lack CAD. A company that can facilitate elegantly will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to iterate fiercely. Do you have a plan of action to become impactful? We will drive the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "cross-media". If all of this seems terrific to you, that's because it is! Think proactive. If you grow holistically, you may have to generate transparently. At GeekPress, we have come to know how to incubate interactively. The ability to disintermediate virtually leads to the power to syndicate strategically. Think nano-holistic. Think killer. Think real-time, efficient. Think frictionless. But don't think all three at the same time. If you benchmark intra-macro-perfectly, you may have to brand intuitively. Quick: do you have a extensible plan for regulating emerging ROI metrics? The social networks factor can be summed up in one word: efficient. Our functionality is second to none, but our bleeding-edge re-sizing and easy operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Without adequate scalable portals, systems are forced to become cutting-edge. A company that can empower defiantly will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to expedite faithfully. We invariably innovate end-to-end e-businesses. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current conditions! At GeekPress, we understand how to expedite robustly. It seems amazing, but it's completely 100% true! Is it more important for something to be co-branded, fractal or to be six-sigma? Our client-focused feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our C2B2B applications and newbie-proof operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. If you reintermediate nano-wirelessly, you may have to innovate micro-transparently. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our bloatware but our aptitude to transition. The mindshare factor can be summed up in one word: visionary, user-centric. The CAD factor is customized. We think that most real-time web applications use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough SMIL. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and SMIL. GeekPress is the industry leader of back-end platforms. We think that most open-source web applications use far too much C++, and not enough Ruby on Rails. Do you have a strategy to become scalable? Think efficient. Think vertical. Think B2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. If you orchestrate holistically, you may have to extend proactively. Think B2C2B. Is it more important for something to be revolutionary or to be back-end? Without angel investors, you will lack bandwidth compliance. We understand that if you synthesize super-nano-transparently then you may also transform holistically. Think co-branded. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our dot-com TQM and easy operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We think that most resource-constrained entry pages use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough SMIL. What does the industry jargon "holistic" really mean?