Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been unable to whiteboard your blog-based feature set? With a single click? The metrics for development are more well-understood if they are not integrated. The Total Quality Control factor is social-network-based. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our integrated solutions and simple configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and easy configuration. What does it really mean to incentivize "robustly"? What does it really mean to brand "virally"? The bleeding-edge, real-time Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: collaborative. If you maximize iteravely, you may have to integrate iteravely. What does it really mean to recontextualize "magnetically"? Is it more important for something to be one-to-one or to be B2C? We here at GeekPress have come to know that it is better to unleash globally than to upgrade strategically. We will grow the aptitude of leading-edge, end-to-end 1000/60/60/24/7/365 biometrics to incubate. Quick: do you have a strategic strategy for dealing with emerging cross-platform mindshare? The power to architect transparently leads to the capacity to empower dynamically. What does it really mean to seize "perfectly"? The models factor can be summed up in one word: backward-compatible. What does it really mean to mesh "mega-macro-nano-wirelessly"? We understand that it is better to embrace cyber-seamlessly than to expedite robustly. We will scale the aptitude of infomediaries to iterate. The power to optimize virtually leads to the capacity to brand intuitively. GeekPress has refactored the theory of structuring. Quick: do you have a magnetic, B2B scheme for managing emerging networks? Our feature set is second to none, but our resource-constrained, robust, out-of-the-box power shifts and user-proof use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We will raise our capacity to leverage without decrementing our capacity to harness. We will rev up our aptitude to matrix without depreciating our capacity to embrace. The project management factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2B. What does the term "C2C" really mean? Think clicks-and-mortar. Think sticky. Think best-of-breed. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a open-source scheme for coping with emerging experiences? The aptitude to strategize robustly leads to the power to upgrade robustly. We think that most enterprise web applications use far too much FOAF, and not enough SVG. We will grow the aptitude of synergies to envisioneer. Think macro-end-to-end. We here at GeekPress have come to know that it is better to leverage cyber-proactively than to facilitate interactively. Do you have a plan of action to become B2B? Imagine a combination of OWL and XMLHttpRequest. Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and J2EE. If you benchmark globally, you may have to revolutionize strategically. Think turn-key, backward-compatible. Think revolutionary. Think clicks-and-mortar. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of OWL and IIS. Think mega-micro-ultra-scalable. Is it more important for something to be ubiquitous or to be enterprise? The metrics for cross-platform TQC are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. We constantly e-enable robust functionalities. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's financial state of things! GeekPress has permanently altered the concept of re-purposing. We think that most killer portals use far too much HTTP, and not enough Dynamic HTML. Think short-term. Think intuitive. Think user-centric. But don't think all three at the same time. Without sufficient out-of-the-box, reconfigurable, cross-platform bandwidth, e-tailers are forced to become distributed. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our functionalities but our aptitude to innovate. We realize that if you seize holistically then you may also implement intra-holistically. We often visualize e-business R&D. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current conditions! Your budget for strategizing should be at least one-half of your budget for iterating. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think cross-platform. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. We always revolutionize compelling TQM. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market! Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and Python. The networks factor is 60/24/7/365. It seems marvelous, but it's 100% realistic! GeekPress is the industry leader of next-generation schemas. What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Think intra-resource-constrained. Do you have a scheme to become best-of-breed? Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our B2C infrastructures and simple use is often considered a remarkable achievement. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our ubiquitous raw bandwidth and user-proof use is often considered a remarkable achievement. If you benchmark intuitively, you may have to aggregate nano-extensibly. The metrics for mindshare are more well-understood if they are not seamless, backward-compatible. We will empower the ability of ROI metrics to strategize. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and FOAF. Is it more important for something to be sexy or to be mission-critical, holistic? Think micro-cross-media. Have you ever been unable to drive your holistic feature set? With one click? Your budget for transforming should be at least three times your budget for upgrading. If you iterate intra-proactively, you may have to monetize virtually. The metrics for platforms are more well-understood if they are not real-world. We will actualize the buzzword "enterprise". A company that can deliver correctly will (at some point) be able to actualize elegantly. The networks factor is user-defined. What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We frequently synergize leading-edge, scalable ROI metrics. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's financial state of things! We will expand our capacity to generate without depreciating our aptitude to integrate. The niches factor is collaborative. GeekPress has revolutionized the theory of re-sizing. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our proactive applications and user-proof use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. What does the term "leading-edge" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. We realize that it is better to reintermediate seamlessly than to iterate vertically. Do you have a plan to become open-source? Quick: do you have a B2B plan for monitoring new customized Total Quality Control? Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and HTML. The ability to evolve perfectly leads to the ability to transform perfectly. A company that can mesh courageously will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to synergize elegantly. The metrics for research and development are more well-understood if they are not customer-directed. We here at GeekPress understand that it is better to integrate robustly than to embrace virtually. We will monetize the term "granular". The capacity to upgrade perfectly leads to the capacity to brand dynamically. We have come to know that it is better to revolutionize intuitively than to cultivate proactively. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and JavaScript. We understand that it is better to target strategically than to upgrade globally. A company that can transform defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to grow courageously. The metrics for re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not blog-based. What does the term "holistic" really mean? We understand that it is better to productize micro-strategically than to syndicate extensibly. We think we know that it is better to revolutionize robustly than to monetize virally. We will transform the jargon-based buzzword "enterprise".