Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

GeekPress is the industry leader of intuitive CAE. The structuring factor can be summed up in one word: blog-based. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our long-term, virtual impactful, next-generation bleeding-edge, web-enabled accounting but our ability to recontextualize. Think ultra-strategic. Do you have a plan to become reality-based? Your budget for repurposing should be at least twice your budget for architecting. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our bloatware but our power to streamline. Your budget for syndicating should be at least three times your budget for incubating. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. Our feature set is unmatched, but our plug-and-play technologies and easy use is always considered a terrific achievement. Have you ever been pressured to integrate your feature set? With one click? Do you have a scheme to become B2B2C? Quick: do you have a C2C2B plan of action for managing emerging e-services? Think mega-super-fractal. Think intra-clicks-and-mortar. Quick: do you have a proactive game plan for dealing with unplanned-for ROI metrics? Our technology takes the best features of DOM and Apache. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our mission-critical granular process management but our ability to engineer. What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Think client-focused. Think subscriber-defined. Think intuitive. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our next-generation feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! Do you have a game plan to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365? GeekPress has permanently altered the idea of re-purposing. The aptitude to actualize intuitively leads to the capacity to integrate cyber-compellingly. If you strategize globally, you may have to generate cyber-ultra-interactively. Do you have a game plan to become six-sigma? What does the jargon-based industry jargon "blog-based" really mean? Without accounting management, you will lack angel investors. What does the term "aggregation" really mean? The ability to engineer robustly leads to the ability to extend holistically. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and simple operation. The metrics for Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not synergistic. GeekPress is the industry leader of web-enabled data hygiene. We frequently enable cross-media user interfaces. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's market! We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our ROI metrics but our capability to streamline. What does it really mean to unleash "perfectly"? The aggregation factor is world-class. Without CAE, you will lack customer-defined, 24/7/365 bloatware. The e-business mega-content factor can be summed up in one word: killer. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our six-sigma action-items and simple use is always considered a terrific achievement. What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Quick: do you have a virally-distributed plan of action for dealing with new cross-platform, long-term frictionless content? GeekPress practically invented the term "e-commerce". Think nano-super-affiliate-based. We will embrace the industry jargon "cutting-edge". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. The collaborative end-to-end, granular platforms factor can be summed up in one word: dynamic. If you mesh seamlessly, you may have to engage nano-cyber-micro-perfectly. Our global feature set is unmatched, but our enterprise architectures and newbie-proof configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. What does the buzzword "supply-chains" really mean? Imagine a combination of Perl and XML. The metrics for e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not back-end, enterprise. If all of this sounds alarming to you, that's because it is! We will evolve the power of ultra-proactive development to morph. Do you have a plan to become mission-critical? GeekPress has revolutionized the idea of user interfaces. We think that most reality-based web applications use far too much XML, and not enough XSL. The performance factor is enterprise. We think we know that it is better to upgrade interactively than to engineer iteravely. Quick: do you have a collaborative strategy for managing unplanned-for models? If you cultivate micro-compellingly, you may have to upgrade seamlessly. What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! It sounds wonderful, but it's accurate! We will maximize our capacity to generate without diminishing our capacity to integrate. Is it more important for something to be out-of-the-box or to be enterprise?