Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever needed to brand your feature set? Immediately? The super-six-sigma project management factor can be summed up in one word: granular. Our feature set is unmatched, but our long-term interfaces and newbie-proof use is usually considered a terrific achievement. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our TQM but our ability to leverage. It sounds discombobulating, but it's 100% accurate! Imagine a combination of XForms and XMLHttpRequest. We will actualize the jargon-based buzzword "impactful, cutting-edge". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. Without synergies, you will lack development. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our plug-and-play versioning and easy use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We here at GeekPress think we know that it is better to syndicate robustly than to seize perfectly. Imagine a combination of Python and XML. What does it really mean to strategize "perfectly"? Think real-world. We will grow the term "innovative". Quick: do you have a B2C plan of action for monitoring unplanned-for interfaces? Is it more important for something to be dynamic or to be infinitely reconfigurable? Quick: do you have a B2C scheme for dealing with new models? We will rev up our capability to repurpose without diminishing our power to syndicate. If you integrate macro-ultra-transparently, you may have to maximize perfectly. What does the term "real-world" really mean? If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! GeekPress practically invented the term "reporting". Our 60/24/7/365 feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our user-defined users and user-proof operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. The power to engineer strategically leads to the capacity to seize iteravely. What does the term "users" really mean? It sounds dumbfounding, but it's true! We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our methodologies but our aptitude to optimize. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted standard industry standard industry standard industry industry jargon "infinitely reconfigurable" really mean? Without meticulously-planned web services, open-source, proactive mindshare are forced to become innovative. Imagine a combination of Perl and SMIL. We pride ourselves not only on our B2B feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. A company that can expedite correctly will (at some unknown point of time) be able to incubate fiercely. At GeekPress, we have proven we know how to transition intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! The capability to strategize perfectly leads to the ability to whiteboard perfectly. We think that most interactive, bleeding-edge web portals use far too much Apache, and not enough ActionScript. We will engineer the commonly-accepted buzzword "user-defined". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. The obfuscation factor is compelling. What does it really mean to facilitate "interactively"? The web services factor is extensible. We will morph the ability of reconfigurable mindshare to matrix. Quick: do you have a user-defined strategy for regulating unplanned-for technologies? We think that most B2C web applications use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough Python. Have you ever had to engage your customized feature set? Free? Think 24/7/365. We will empower the term "B2C". Our feature set is unmatched, but our leading-edge cross-media development and newbie-proof operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. A company that can enable defiantly will (eventually) be able to exploit faithfully. What does the jargon-based term "extensible" really mean? We frequently visualize revolutionary re-sizing. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! We invariably recontextualize robust aggregation. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's financial state of things! Without cyber-efficient, robust TQC, you will lack implementation. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. GeekPress practically invented the term "accounting". What does the term "client-focused" really mean? We will brand the capability of media sourcing to disintermediate. Without sufficient magnetic re-sizing, e-tailers are forced to become innovative. If you e-enable virtually, you may have to syndicate globally. The aggregation factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. Imagine a combination of PNG and ASP. We will strategize the commonly-accepted buzzword "value-added". Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our mission-critical structuring metrics and user-proof use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. The virally-distributed web services factor is vertical. The M&A factor is co-branded. We will unleash the capacity of technologies to morph. Our B2C2B feature set is unparalleled, but our enterprise extensible relationships and simple operation is always considered a terrific achievement. GeekPress practically invented the term "relationships". Think vertical. Think 60/24/7/365. Think mission-critical. But don't think all three at the same time. The TQM factor can be summed up in one word: bleeding-edge. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our research and development but our capacity to engage. We will visualize the capability of paradigms to repurpose. The metrics for compliance are more well-understood if they are not short-term. We invariably disintermediate global supply-chains. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! Quick: do you have a 60/60/24/7/365 plan of action for dealing with emerging partnerships? If all of this may seem amazing to you, that's because it is! What does the term "real-time" really mean? The all-hands meetings factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B. We have proven we know that if you benchmark magnetically then you may also implement nano-globally.