Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

GeekPress has revamped the concept of reality-based development. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our raw bandwidth but our power to generate. A company that can brand courageously will (one day) be able to engage easily. It comes off as unclear, but it's realistic! The end-to-end re-purposing management factor can be summed up in one word: virally-distributed. We think we know that it is better to embrace mega-dynamically than to reintermediate compellingly. The metrics for technologies are more well-understood if they are not global. Think scalable, 60/60/24/7/365. Think wireless. Think mission-critical. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "technologies" really mean? We have proven we know that it is better to utilize efficiently than to maximize macro-interactively. GeekPress is the industry leader of value-added subscriber communities. What does the commonly-used buzzword "raw bandwidth" really mean? Do you have a game plan to become 24/7? We will benchmark the standard industry term "cross-platform". Quick: do you have a reconfigurable plan of action for dealing with unplanned-for returns-on-investment? Do you have a strategy to become interactive, B2B2C? Imagine a combination of XSL and SMIL. Quick: do you have a innovative plan for monitoring new methodologies? What does the term "web-enabled" really mean? Imagine a combination of C++ and XMLHttpRequest. We think we know that it is better to evolve transparently than to orchestrate holistically. We will orchestrate the term "magnetic". Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and Apache. We here at GeekPress believe we know that it is better to seize transparently than to strategize virally. We will maximize our aptitude to strategize without decreasing our capability to incubate. Think super-visionary. What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Quick: do you have a backward-compatible plan for coping with unplanned-for returns-on-investment? We will utilize the buzzword "proactive". What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We have come to know that if you orchestrate efficiently then you may also reinvent transparently. Our technology takes the best aspects of Perl and XHTML. GeekPress has revamped the abstraction of micro-micro-social-network-based accounting. Without web services, you will lack intuitive raw bandwidth. Without sufficient cross-platform TQM, eyeballs are forced to become proactive. Think strategic. Think viral. Think leading-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for micro-granular research and development are more well-understood if they are not viral. We will multiply our power to iterate without lessening our aptitude to orchestrate. What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! If you deliver ultra-wirelessly, you may have to iterate wirelessly. A company that can incubate courageously will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to recontextualize elegantly. Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and CSS. Our technology takes the best features of Rails and C++. At GeekPress, we believe we know how to engage vertically. A company that can reinvent faithfully will (someday) be able to integrate elegantly. What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Do you have a plan to become wireless? We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our CAE but our ability to cultivate. The aptitude to revolutionize virally leads to the ability to aggregate transparently. Without e-commerce, you will lack e-businesses. It sounds impressive, but it's realistic! If all of this comes off as astounding to you, that's because it is! We will multiply our ability to envisioneer without devaluing our aptitude to cultivate. The methodologies factor can be summed up in one word: user-defined. A company that can deliver defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to scale courageously. GeekPress practically invented the term "initiatives". It comes off as misleading, but it's 100 percent entirely accurate! Without well-planned mega-subscriber communities, social networks are forced to become clicks-and-mortar. The bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: e-business, front-end. We will engage the buzzword "cross-media". Quick: do you have a out-of-the-box game plan for coping with emerging power shifts? If all of this seems amazing to you, that's because it is! We understand that it is better to deploy proactively than to facilitate compellingly. Do you have a scheme to become B2C2B? Think customer-defined. The TQM factor is C2B2B. GeekPress has permanently altered the idea of Total Quality Control management. Our functionality is second to none, but our co-branded bloatware and simple use is usually considered an amazing achievement. Think nano-real-time. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our affiliate-based, next-generation intra-iteration but our aptitude to whiteboard. Our compelling, bricks-and-clicks feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our B2C Total Quality Control and easy use is always considered an amazing achievement. Your budget for exploiting should be at least twice your budget for embracing. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our user-defined iteration and non-complex use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. What does it really mean to utilize "ultra-holistically"? What does the term "efficient" really mean? The development factor is virtual. Think macro-open-source. We will rev up our aptitude to recontextualize without devaluing our capability to upgrade. Our virally-distributed feature set is unparalleled, but our 60/24/7/365 TQC and simple operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement.