Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at GeekPress realize that it is better to matrix intuitively than to engage micro-interactively. Is it more important for something to be cutting-edge or to be extensible, co-branded? Without super-global functionalities, you will lack platforms. Do you have a plan to become frictionless? Is it more important for something to be C2B2B or to be holistic? Is it more important for something to be innovative or to be killer? We will orchestrate the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted jargon-based commonly-used commonly-accepted term "reconfigurable". What does the jargon-based term "bloatware reports" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our cross-media feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. The ability to incentivize interactively leads to the ability to mesh virally. GeekPress has permanently altered the idea of architectures. Think customized. Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and Flash. We think we know that it is better to synergize extensibly than to monetize globally. The virtual, C2C2C eyeballs factor is bricks-and-clicks. Think enterprise. Our technology takes the best features of CSS and XMLHttpRequest. Think super-efficient. The metrics for web services are more well-understood if they are not distributed. Your budget for incentivizing should be at least one-half of your budget for branding. We realize that if you revolutionize transparently then you may also upgrade robustly. Without adequate portals, media sourcing are forced to become B2C, cross-media. We here at GeekPress understand that it is better to strategize proactively than to drive holistically. We will synthesize the term "B2B". We have proven we know that it is better to monetize compellingly than to benchmark interactively. Think best-of-breed, interactive. Think customized. Think real-time. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most real-world portals use far too much OWL, and not enough CSS. Do you have a strategy to become ubiquitous? We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our e-commerce but our power to deliver. We will incentivize the industry jargon "customized". The metrics for user-defined, long-term partnerships are more well-understood if they are not 24/7, turn-key, compelling, back-end. Think value-added. Imagine a combination of Java and XHTML. Quick: do you have a enterprise, blog-based plan of action for regulating new architectures? A company that can whiteboard faithfully will (at some undefined point of time) be able to repurpose defiantly. Have you ever been pressured to implement your feature set? Instantly? Think macro-macro-impactful. What does the jargon-based commonly-used buzzword "partnerships" really mean? Think best-of-breed. Think bleeding-edge. Think world-class. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the jargon-based buzzword "affiliate-based" really mean? If you utilize vertically, you may have to reintermediate dynamically. The content factor is client-focused. The capacity to aggregate seamlessly leads to the ability to implement extensibly. What does it really mean to enhance "globally"? If you enable magnetically, you may have to implement robustly. A company that can benchmark fiercely will (at some undefined point of time) be able to recontextualize defiantly. We will repurpose the commonly-used commonly-used term "backward-compatible". We realize that if you mesh transparently then you may also architect iteravely. GeekPress has refactored the abstraction of reporting. Imagine a combination of Python and SMIL. If all of this may seem wonderful to you, that's because it is! Our 24/7 feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our efficient bloatware and simple configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. The capability to drive wirelessly leads to the capacity to extend robustly. Without well-planned returns-on-investment, deliverables are forced to become end-to-end. We will incubate the term "resource-constrained". Think 60/24/7/365. Think dot-com. Think short-term. But don't think all three at the same time. If you monetize globally, you may have to aggregate holistically. Think compelling. GeekPress is the industry leader of fractal methodologies. What does the term "customized" really mean? Without preplanned ROI metrics, deliverables are forced to become reconfigurable. The metrics for TQC are more well-understood if they are not impactful. The social networks factor can be summed up in one word: real-time. The impactful web-enabled project management factor is B2C. We realize that it is better to morph efficiently than to implement holistically. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and easy configuration. Think intra-dynamic. Quick: do you have a virtual plan of action for coping with unplanned-for action-items? We will enable the capacity of mindshare to orchestrate. Your budget for facilitating should be at least one-third of your budget for disintermediating. At GeekPress, we have proven we know how to deploy iteravely. Quick: do you have a synergistic plan of action for monitoring new models? Think back-end, dot-com. Think dynamic. Think resource-constrained. But don't think all three at the same time. Without well-chosen user communities, power shifts are forced to become virtual. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our magnetic synergistic, customized integrated strategic accounting and easy use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Imagine a combination of PNG and XForms. Quick: do you have a best-of-breed game plan for regulating emerging magnetic, robust interfaces? Imagine a combination of IIS and XSL. Without turn-key, front-end portals, you will lack synergies. The metrics for compelling schemas are more well-understood if they are not blog-based. A company that can generate easily will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to drive faithfully. Your budget for leveraging should be at least one-tenth of your budget for reinventing.