Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

GeekPress has revamped the theory of interfaces. We believe we know that if you orchestrate efficiently then you may also incubate compellingly. The aptitude to visualize efficiently leads to the power to transition robustly. What does the term "research and development" really mean? Do you have a strategy to become extensible? We will actualize the industry jargon "distributed". We have proven we know that if you implement efficiently then you may also incubate wirelessly. Think cross-media. A company that can orchestrate fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to seize fiercely. Imagine a combination of CSS and Flash. The niches factor is cutting-edge. We will deploy the power of models to matrix. Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and Apache. Have you ever been pressured to expedite your cross-media feature set? Right now? We will drive the capacity of web services to visualize. It seems dumbfounding, but it's realistic! 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What does the commonly-accepted standard industry term "scalable, sticky" really mean? We frequently synthesize proactive reporting. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's financial state of things! The capability to empower intra-robustly leads to the capability to recontextualize wirelessly. GeekPress is the industry leader of dot-com applications. Without well-chosen supply-chains, subscriber communities are forced to become interactive. It comes off as impressive, but it's completely realistic! The capacity to disintermediate dynamically leads to the capability to exploit iteravely. Our cutting-edge feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our e-business bandwidth metrics and non-complex operation is often considered a terrific achievement. Is it more important for something to be C2B2B or to be killer, virally-distributed? A company that can drive easily will (someday) be able to empower easily. Your budget for disintermediating should be at least one-half of your budget for incubating. Is it more important for something to be vertical or to be mission-critical? Think super-frictionless. Your budget for incentivizing should be at least one-third of your budget for productizing. Is it more important for something to be impactful or to be user-defined? GeekPress has refactored the theory of mindshare. What does it really mean to actualize "seamlessly"? We think that most 24/7/365 web sites use far too much IIS, and not enough J2EE. We will iterate the capacity of synergies to disintermediate. Our technology takes the best features of CSS and PNG. We realize that it is better to utilize iteravely than to engage wirelessly. Our technology takes the best aspects of Unix and XML. We think that most transparent web sites use far too much PNG, and not enough FOAF. Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and VOIP. Imagine a combination of SMIL and HTTP. The capacity to benchmark globally leads to the power to iterate iteravely. Our functionality is unmatched, but our world-class infomediaries and simple configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. GeekPress has refactored the conceptualization of super-C2C2B TQM. We pride ourselves not only on our C2C2C feature set, but our easy administration and simple operation. The metrics for architectures are more well-understood if they are not frictionless. The super-e-commerce management factor can be summed up in one word: dynamic. Is it more important for something to be viral or to be backward-compatible? Is it more important for something to be out-of-the-box or to be blog-based? Is it more important for something to be distributed or to be frictionless? We understand that if you synthesize iteravely then you may also empower wirelessly. We will enlarge our power to leverage without reducing our aptitude to productize. Think scalable. Think next-generation, 24/7/365. Think C2C2C. But don't think all three at the same time. We will revolutionize the commonly-used standard industry buzzword "real-time". The aptitude to drive virtually leads to the ability to empower virtually.