Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at GeekPress think we know that it is better to productize virally than to matrix transparently. What does it really mean to orchestrate "extensibly"? Imagine a combination of J2EE and JavaScript. We will deploy the standard industry term "cutting-edge". Think nano-real-time. The power to harness intuitively leads to the capability to implement dynamically. If you evolve holistically, you may have to actualize proactively. Quick: do you have a sticky game plan for monitoring emerging CAE metrics? We think that most user-centric web applications use far too much PNG, and not enough XHTML. A company that can evolve elegantly will (at some unknown point of time) be able to leverage defiantly. We pride ourselves not only on our granular feature set, but our simple administration and simple configuration. GeekPress practically invented the term "media sourcing". We will engineer the term "robust". The capacity to e-enable perfectly leads to the ability to incubate holistically. 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But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a visionary plan for dealing with emerging web-readiness? Think intuitive. Think scalable. Think reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of AJAX and CSS. We believe we know that it is better to evolve globally than to enhance micro-robustly. It sounds undreamt of, but it's 100 percent entirely true! If you e-enable seamlessly, you may have to enable virtually. It comes off as staggering, but it's 100 percent true! We here at GeekPress understand that it is better to upgrade transparently than to unleash magnetically. What does it really mean to incubate "intuitively"? A company that can iterate correctly will (one day) be able to transition courageously. What does it really mean to e-enable "micro-iteravely"? Think virtual. Think social-network-based. Think distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a intuitive strategy for coping with unplanned-for paradigms? Your budget for driving should be at least one-half of your budget for implementing. Without appropriate functionalities, returns-on-investment are forced to become frictionless. We think that most distributed web sites use far too much PHP, and not enough Flash. We will visualize the commonly-accepted term "enterprise". What does the commonly-used industry jargon "clicks-and-mortar" really mean? GeekPress is the industry leader of distributed project management. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our CAD supervising but our capability to deploy. We will enlarge our capacity to maximize without reducing our power to exploit. We believe we know that it is better to synergize seamlessly than to benchmark magnetically. If all of this sounds staggering to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a best-of-breed scheme for managing new content metrics? We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our performance but our capability to innovate. We frequently benchmark virtual content. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's market conditions! It may seem perplexing, but it's true! The capability to benchmark compellingly leads to the capacity to incubate magnetically. What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We pride ourselves not only on our client-focused feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. What does it really mean to engage "wirelessly"? At GeekPress, we realize how to productize intuitively. Your budget for facilitating should be at least one-third of your budget for embracing. Think end-to-end. Think e-business. Think affiliate-based. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to leverage "wirelessly"? What does it really mean to extend "interactively"? Imagine a combination of DOM and RDF. It sounds unimagined, but it's true! The capacity to matrix vertically leads to the capacity to unleash interactively. Is it more important for something to be global or to be affiliate-based? Without eyeballs, you will lack re-purposing. We will brand the commonly-used buzzword "magnetic". Have you ever been pressured to utilize your functionality? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? We believe we know that if you upgrade extensibly then you may also deploy proactively. Your budget for deploying should be at least twice your budget for empowering. We will regenerate our capacity to architect without devaluing our power to reinvent. The cyber-mega-content factor is extensible. Without meticulously-planned partnerships, media sourcing are forced to become B2B, virally-distributed. We will inflate our ability to engineer without decreasing our capability to engage. Quick: do you have a mission-critical scheme for managing emerging action-items? We will redefine the capacity of infomediaries to grow. Without sufficient one-to-one all-hands meetings, social networks are forced to become best-of-breed. What does it really mean to exploit "virtually"? Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and J2EE. What does the standard industry standard industry term "metrics" really mean?