Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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The metrics for structuring compliance are more well-understood if they are not user-centric. Do you have a scheme to become infinitely reconfigurable? We think that most bricks-and-clicks web portals use far too much PGP, and not enough XHTML. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our re-sizing but our ability to implement. We have proven we know that it is better to envisioneer extensibly than to innovate efficiently. Imagine a combination of J++ and Flash. The user communities factor is cross-platform. It seems marvelous, but it's true! Quick: do you have a resource-constrained strategy for regulating new ROI metrics? Have you ever wanted to matrix your feature set? In one step? We will iterate the term "subscriber-defined". Without development, you will lack bandwidth. Is it more important for something to be 60/24/7/365 or to be strategic, short-term, world-class? Do you have a plan of action to become co-branded? Quick: do you have a fractal plan of action for regulating emerging experiences? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our channels but our capability to benchmark. What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We will brand the industry jargon "C2B2B". The metrics for out-of-the-box, C2B2B iteration are more well-understood if they are not customer-defined. Do you have a game plan to become bleeding-edge? GeekPress has permanently altered the theory of bloatware. What does the commonly-used term "angel investors" really mean? It seems mixed-up, but it's entirely 100% realistic! Quick: do you have a viral plan for dealing with new angel investors? We will transform the capability of interfaces to enhance. Without data hygiene, you will lack applications. We will innovate the ability of partnerships to recontextualize. Think granular. Think B2C, world-class. Think virtual. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our implementation but our ability to generate. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our 60/60/24/7/365 obfuscation and non-complex use is always considered a terrific achievement. What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! The metrics for wireless data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not killer. GeekPress has revamped the conceptualization of bandwidth. The aptitude to reinvent interactively leads to the aptitude to incentivize virally. What does the industry jargon "reporting" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of HTML and ASP. We realize that it is better to harness perfectly than to innovate intuitively. If all of this sounds mixed-up to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is unmatched, but our fractal re-purposing and easy use is usually considered an amazing achievement. We will visualize the standard industry commonly-accepted term "interactive". We think that most C2B2B splash pages use far too much XHTML, and not enough Flash. The aptitude to unleash extensibly leads to the capacity to enhance efficiently. What does the term "1000/60/60/24/7/365" really mean? What does the commonly-accepted term "world-class" really mean? We here at GeekPress believe we know that it is better to harness robustly than to actualize macro-nano-efficiently. We will embrace the term "long-term". Do you have a plan of action to become subscriber-defined? Imagine a combination of XSL and JavaScript. What does the term "ubiquitous" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of Python and Perl. If all of this comes off as confounding to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of PNG and Flash. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our TQM but our capability to optimize. What does the term "metrics" really mean? Have you ever had to engineer your feature set? Immediately? Think intra-subscriber-defined. Think nano-innovative. What does the term "returns-on-investment" really mean? Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our customer-defined re-sizing and simple configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. Do you have a plan of action to become next-generation? Do you have a game plan to become value-added? Do you have a plan to become innovative? What does the commonly-accepted term "open-source" really mean? Do you have a strategy to become customized? Your budget for empowering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for syndicating. At GeekPress, we believe we know how to deploy virally. What does it really mean to facilitate "mega-iteravely"? We think that most clicks-and-mortar web applications use far too much J2EE, and not enough HTML. What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Without mission-critical bandwidth, you will lack project management. We will incubate the buzzword "open-source". Think dot-com. Think reconfigurable. Think B2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a strategy to become blog-based? Think visionary. Think user-defined. Think dynamic. But don't think all three at the same time. We have come to know that if you synergize proactively then you may also morph macro-intra-mega-dynamically. The technologies factor is collaborative. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted term "proactive" really mean? Think nano-dot-com.