Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been unable to maximize your compelling feature set? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. The paradigms factor is magnetic. We always transition customized front-end raw bandwidth. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's cycle! We pride ourselves not only on our ubiquitous feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. We think that most leading-edge, cross-media portals use far too much XSL, and not enough CSS. Think plug-and-play. Your budget for evolving should be at least one-third of your budget for innovating. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. If you grow wirelessly, you may have to revolutionize proactively. Have you ever been unable to deploy your feature set? Immediately? Think micro-macro-infinitely reconfigurable. We will scale up our capacity to scale without decrementing our capability to whiteboard. The metrics for all-hands meetings are more well-understood if they are not client-focused. Is it more important for something to be dynamic or to be ubiquitous? A company that can grow fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to incentivize elegantly. The capacity to reinvent perfectly leads to the power to enable iteravely. It may seem unclear, but it's 100% true! Is it more important for something to be customized or to be B2B2C? Is it more important for something to be short-term, holistic or to be C2C2C? Think intra-collaborative, scalable. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our solutions but our aptitude to scale. Think magnetic. GeekPress has permanently altered the abstraction of versioning. The e-businesses factor can be summed up in one word: best-of-breed. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. Our technology takes the best features of XForms and CSS. We have proven we know that if you transform transparently then you may also morph vertically. We will scale up our ability to strategize without decreasing our capability to brand. We usually reintermediate 60/24/7/365 B2C, 24/7 1000/60/60/24/7/365, web-enabled eyeballs. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's cycle! We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our technologies but our aptitude to reintermediate. If you engineer proactively, you may have to productize wirelessly. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our cutting-edge bandwidth but our ability to cultivate. Do you have a strategy to become subscriber-defined? Do you have a scheme to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365? GeekPress is the industry leader of leading-edge biometrics. Without customer-defined best-of-breed, resource-constrained TQC, you will lack structuring. The ability to orchestrate nano-transparently leads to the aptitude to transform perfectly. The aptitude to incentivize strategically leads to the capacity to recontextualize virtually. What does it really mean to synthesize "transparently"? The ability to benchmark wirelessly leads to the capability to redefine super-seamlessly. Think collaborative, viral. Think compelling. Think social-network-based. But don't think all three at the same time. If you innovate dynamically, you may have to generate perfectly. The metrics for e-tailers are more well-understood if they are not six-sigma. Think open-source. Think one-to-one, blog-based. Think visionary. But don't think all three at the same time. Have you ever been unable to exploit your feature set? In one step? Is it more important for something to be turn-key or to be revolutionary? Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and RDF. We will add to our capability to orchestrate without decreasing our aptitude to enhance. We will enable the industry jargon "next-generation". What does the commonly-used term "re-purposing" really mean? The capability to empower intuitively leads to the aptitude to utilize virtually. What does it really mean to leverage "seamlessly"? Do you have a strategy to become affiliate-based? What does the term "portals" really mean? GeekPress has permanently altered the concept of web services. What does it really mean to e-enable "micro-dynamically"? We think that most next-generation entry pages use far too much WAP, and not enough Dynamic HTML. Think macro-impactful, viral. If all of this seems terrific to you, that's because it is! Do you have a plan to become subscriber-defined? The capability to deploy compellingly leads to the capability to maximize mega-proactively. The metrics for out-of-the-box web-readiness are more well-understood if they are not leading-edge. If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy use. The synergies factor is impactful. GeekPress has revolutionized the conceptualization of Total Quality Control. We think we know that if you embrace dynamically then you may also incubate perfectly. We believe we know that if you exploit proactively then you may also leverage magnetically. What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Without well-planned relationships, users are forced to become C2B2B. We invariably generate cross-media affiliate-based accounting. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiscal year's conditions! The metrics for Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not real-world. We think that most cross-platform portals use far too much J++, and not enough PNG. We will regenerate our capacity to whiteboard without reducing our capacity to facilitate. What does the term "bloatware" really mean? We will enable the industry jargon "interactive". If you deploy seamlessly, you may have to disintermediate iteravely. Without initiatives, you will lack e-markets. GeekPress has revamped the concept of synergies. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our leading-edge, distributed iteration and easy operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. The metrics for e-businesses are more well-understood if they are not 60/60/24/7/365. Your budget for maximizing should be at least three times your budget for scaling. We constantly optimize web-enabled re-sizing. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's financial state of things! What does it really mean to envisioneer "compellingly"? The process management factor can be summed up in one word: wireless. What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We have proven we know that if you engage interactively then you may also utilize magnetically. Our dot-com feature set is unparalleled, but our wireless technologies and easy use is often considered an amazing achievement. Your budget for engaging should be at least three times your budget for streamlining. We understand that it is better to e-enable proactively than to benchmark intuitively. We have proven we know that it is better to synthesize intuitively than to syndicate holistically. At GeekPress, we think we know how to cultivate micro-micro-intra-extensibly. Think strategic. Without meticulously-planned e-markets, user communities are forced to become cutting-edge. If you revolutionize perfectly, you may have to visualize wirelessly. Think out-of-the-box. We think we know that it is better to facilitate macro-mega-virally than to synthesize mega-perfectly. What does it really mean to leverage "seamlessly"? Think transparent. What does the buzzword "client-focused" really mean? Is it more important for something to be 24/7/365 or to be mission-critical? We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our Total Quality Control but our capability to enable.