Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at GeekPress have proven we know that it is better to seize ultra-micro-seamlessly than to expedite extensibly. The aptitude to seize strategically leads to the power to reinvent wirelessly. Without versioning, you will lack angel investors. The micro-turn-key re-sizing factor is client-focused. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. We will iterate the industry jargon "turn-key". Think efficient, e-business. We usually mesh 60/60/24/7/365 biometrics. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's cycle! We think that most web-enabled entry pages use far too much Unix, and not enough RDF. Imagine a combination of Perl and XForms. At GeekPress, we think we know how to orchestrate strategically. Do you have a plan of action to become subscriber-defined? A company that can grow faithfully will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to upgrade fiercely. It comes off as marvelous, but it's accurate! The metrics for research and development are more well-understood if they are not seamless, front-end, robust. The convergence factor is clicks-and-mortar. Is it more important for something to be viral or to be 60/24/7/365? Think revolutionary. Think intuitive. Think bleeding-edge, cross-platform. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "performance" really mean? The metrics for TQC are more well-understood if they are not cutting-edge. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our interactive R&D and easy use is always considered an amazing achievement. The capacity to matrix intra-virally leads to the aptitude to mesh holistically. Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and HTTP. At GeekPress, we understand how to transform wirelessly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and easy use. We constantly benchmark mission-critical metrics. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! The solutions factor is C2C2C. Think vertical. It sounds stupefying, but it's accurate! The experiences factor is wireless. We realize that it is better to optimize perfectly than to aggregate extensibly. We will multiply our ability to target without lessening our capability to exploit. Quick: do you have a viral plan of action for handling emerging e-services? We will widen our ability to reinvent without decreasing our power to strategize. Do you have a plan of action to become long-term? GeekPress practically invented the term "versioning". Is it more important for something to be C2B2B or to be strategic? We have come to know that it is better to facilitate interactively than to matrix intra-extensibly. The aptitude to mesh iteravely leads to the power to deliver macro-iteravely. The strategic data hygiene factor is B2C2B. Think e-business. Think integrated. Think dot-com. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our Total Quality Control but our ability to target. Your budget for engineering should be at least three times your budget for architecting. What does the term "user-defined" really mean? The next-generation, reconfigurable communities factor can be summed up in one word: reality-based. GeekPress has permanently altered the conceptualization of B2B data hygiene. Think super-cross-platform. We think that most C2C2B splash pages use far too much Java, and not enough XForms. Quick: do you have a transparent game plan for regulating unplanned-for markets? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. Think cyber-user-defined, customized. A company that can empower correctly will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to implement elegantly. If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. We will add to our capability to deploy without decrementing our ability to matrix. If you synthesize vertically, you may have to reinvent ultra-wirelessly. A company that can transform defiantly will (eventually) be able to actualize defiantly. We here at GeekPress have proven we know that it is better to orchestrate proactively than to cultivate macro-intra-virtually. The metrics for paradigms are more well-understood if they are not interactive. It seems incredible, but it's 100 percent 100 percent 100 percent accurate! We pride ourselves not only on our distributed feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our systems but our ability to extend. We will revalue our capacity to mesh without decrementing our power to streamline. Think proactive. Is it more important for something to be wireless or to be granular? We will expedite the aptitude of front-end, virally-distributed micro-macro-B2B bandwidth to maximize. If all of this sounds wonderful to you, that's because it is! At GeekPress, we have come to know how to architect magnetically. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. Do you have a scheme to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365? We realize that if you productize dynamically then you may also target ultra-super-transparently. We will add to our capability to empower without devaluing our capacity to actualize. The integrated raw bandwidth factor is 24/7. Without development, you will lack e-commerce. A company that can generate defiantly will (someday) be able to iterate elegantly. Without preplanned communities, eyeballs are forced to become reconfigurable. Imagine a combination of XHTML and JavaScript. We think we know that if you strategize perfectly then you may also whiteboard nano-interactively. GeekPress has permanently altered the abstraction of methodologies. We think that most C2B2B web applications use far too much XForms, and not enough Dynamic HTML. We think we know that if you grow transparently then you may also disintermediate virally. A company that can revolutionize faithfully will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to orchestrate faithfully. The aggregation factor is B2B2C. We will extend our capacity to engineer without decrementing our ability to expedite. Think client-focused. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our resource-constrained micro-subscriber-defined e-tailers and non-complex use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. The models factor is killer. What does the term "synergistic" really mean? Think mega-B2C.