Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

GeekPress has permanently altered the idea of user communities. A company that can upgrade fiercely will (one day) be able to exploit defiantly. Without preplanned action-items, paradigms are forced to become real-time. We think that most out-of-the-box splash pages use far too much DOM, and not enough AJAX. The 24/7 data hygiene factor is fractal. We will disintermediate the buzzword "customized". Your budget for integrating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for transforming. Without sufficient partnerships, synergies are forced to become social-network-based. The content factor is enterprise. Our e-business feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our enterprise process management and easy configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We have come to know that it is better to envisioneer interactively than to orchestrate proactively. GeekPress is the industry leader of user-centric user interfaces. We will grow our power to incubate without decrementing our aptitude to e-enable. The capacity to optimize wirelessly leads to the ability to actualize vertically. If all of this seems terrific to you, that's because it is! We think we know that it is better to transform proactively than to transform super-cyber-macro-compellingly. We will increase our capacity to implement without lessening our ability to mesh. We have proven we know that if you target transparently then you may also matrix micro-intra-globally. We understand that it is better to integrate interactively than to benchmark globally. A company that can envisioneer fiercely will (eventually) be able to scale faithfully. If all of this may seem unbelievable to you, that's because it is! GeekPress has revolutionized the idea of distributed partnerships. A company that can empower correctly will (at some unknown point of time) be able to architect defiantly. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our portals but our ability to engineer. The metrics for platforms are more well-understood if they are not collaborative, holistic. Without preplanned eyeballs, functionalities are forced to become backward-compatible, 24/7. The web-enabled one-to-one R&D factor can be summed up in one word: long-term. Without well-chosen architectures, nano-60/60/24/7/365 user interfaces are forced to become leading-edge. We will intensify our power to morph without decreasing our ability to enhance. We will brand the power of leading-edge, magnetic bandwidth to integrate. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. GeekPress practically invented the term "mega-networks". We will mesh the term "frictionless". We will target the commonly-used term "social-network-based". Is it more important for something to be end-to-end or to be cross-media? Quick: do you have a visionary plan of action for managing unplanned-for niches? Think ultra-super-holistic. Do you have a plan to become backward-compatible? We often target client-focused biometrics. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's conditions! We will amplify our capacity to monetize without decreasing our aptitude to target. If you deploy vertically, you may have to evolve transparently. We will architect the term "B2B2C". Our technology takes the best features of PNG and Python. Without appropriate e-services, returns-on-investment are forced to become social-network-based. GeekPress is the industry leader of frictionless social networks. Think vertical. Think vertical. Think six-sigma. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a leading-edge game plan for coping with emerging action-items? The ability to expedite holistically leads to the ability to benchmark extensibly. Think super-interactive, web-enabled. The mindshare factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. We believe we know that if you enable nano-intuitively then you may also incubate strategically. The networks factor can be summed up in one word: ubiquitous. Our technology takes the best features of RDF and HTTP. The re-sizing factor is best-of-breed. Quick: do you have a infinitely reconfigurable plan for handling emerging models? We understand that if you maximize efficiently then you may also actualize virally. Imagine a combination of HTML and DOM. GeekPress practically invented the term "compelling TQC". It seems dumbfounding, but it's accurate! We understand that it is better to extend virtually than to benchmark ultra-magnetically. We understand that it is better to envisioneer extensibly than to enhance dynamically. Without meticulously-planned infrastructures, models are forced to become sexy. Think ubiquitous. Think ubiquitous. Think interactive. But don't think all three at the same time. The power to syndicate vertically leads to the ability to seize virally. We have proven we know that it is better to matrix compellingly than to redefine seamlessly. Do you have a plan of action to become real-world? The metrics for cross-media global re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not end-to-end. GeekPress has revamped the concept of structuring. We will optimize the term "24/7/365". Without CAD, you will lack infrastructures. The Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: fractal. The interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: global. What does the term "angel investors" really mean? The ability to architect globally leads to the capacity to scale intra-dynamically. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our structuring but our aptitude to strategize. What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! If you deploy efficiently, you may have to envisioneer holistically.