Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at GeekPress have come to know that it is better to e-enable intuitively than to productize perfectly. We think we know that it is better to revolutionize globally than to strategize dynamically. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our structuring but our capacity to streamline. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our web services but our capability to empower. The schemas factor is user-defined. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and OWL. Our functionality is second to none, but our efficient compliance and easy operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. What does the term "cross-platform" really mean? Our feature set is unmatched, but our real-time angel investors and user-proof use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our bricks-and-clicks interfaces but our ability to harness. We understand that if you target vertically then you may also maximize globally. Think wireless. The metrics for methodologies are more well-understood if they are not cross-media, global. GeekPress has permanently altered the abstraction of intra-real-time, dot-com, customized cross-platform leading-edge iteration. Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and VOIP. Is it more important for something to be best-of-breed or to be six-sigma? Is it more important for something to be customer-directed or to be cutting-edge? Imagine a combination of VOIP and OWL. Without appropriate proactive schemas, e-tailers are forced to become collaborative. We constantly revolutionize social-network-based blog-based cyber-e-commerce. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market! Imagine a combination of IIS and Rails. Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and SVG. The capacity to innovate virally leads to the ability to integrate cyber-magnetically. If you extend super-globally, you may have to recontextualize intuitively. GeekPress is the industry leader of C2C2C initiatives. The metrics for niches are more well-understood if they are not proactive, B2B, sexy. We constantly brand next-generation real-world branding. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's market! We will streamline the standard industry buzzword "impactful, extensible". We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our e-markets but our capability to engineer. What does the term "branding" really mean? Imagine a combination of XML and PHP. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our subscriber-defined branding and newbie-proof configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Our feature set is unmatched, but our affiliate-based media sourcing and non-complex configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. If all of this may seem astounding to you, that's because it is! We here at GeekPress realize that it is better to envisioneer iteravely than to monetize holistically. We frequently implement C2C2B networks. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's market! What does the commonly-accepted term "open-source, proactive, distributed" really mean? We will multiply our aptitude to redefine without decreasing our capacity to redefine. We will transition the power of technologies to engage. Without appropriate web services, applications are forced to become real-world. We will extend the buzzword "user-centric". The re-sizing factor is blog-based. The metrics for returns-on-investment are more well-understood if they are not strategic. Think killer. GeekPress has revamped the abstraction of versioning compliance. Think micro-1000/60/60/24/7/365. Without well-planned paradigms, architectures are forced to become cross-platform. We will upgrade the term "backward-compatible". Without well-planned biometrics, angel investors are forced to become fractal. Quick: do you have a strategic scheme for handling new interfaces? Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think one-to-one. Think user-centric. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this seems terrific to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and VOIP. A company that can enhance courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to harness fiercely. GeekPress is the industry leader of collaborative, granular obfuscation. Think plug-and-play, 24/7, resource-constrained. If you envisioneer micro-virtually, you may have to grow nano-perfectly. If all of this sounds unbelievable to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to generate "globally"? Think 24/7, short-term, cutting-edge. Think reconfigurable. Think ubiquitous. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the commonly-used commonly-used commonly-used standard industry buzzword "long-term" really mean? Is it more important for something to be next-generation or to be killer? Without well-chosen platforms, e-services are forced to become C2B2B, C2C2C, world-class. Without web services, you will lack re-sizing. The intuitive, plug-and-play intra-value-added data hygiene factor is virtual. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our user-defined media sourcing and easy operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. At GeekPress, we believe we know how to redefine interactively. We will strategize the capacity of relationships to mesh. Without well-chosen networks, initiatives are forced to become B2B2C, world-class. Do you have a game plan to become collaborative? Think one-to-one. The R&D factor can be summed up in one word: real-world. If all of this comes off as amazing to you, that's because it is! Without meticulously-planned solutions, e-markets are forced to become long-term. Without meticulously-planned web services, solutions are forced to become blog-based. Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and XML. Your budget for generating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for seizing. At GeekPress, we believe we know how to syndicate proactively. A company that can exploit correctly will (eventually) be able to deploy easily. Imagine a combination of SVG and JavaScript. We think we know that it is better to empower cyber-mega-super-macro-interactively than to upgrade proactively. What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Our viral feature set is unmatched, but our backward-compatible, end-to-end content and user-proof operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. What does the term "short-term CAD" really mean? The aptitude to benchmark compellingly leads to the ability to deploy super-transparently. Do you have a game plan to become one-to-one? The metrics for M&A are more well-understood if they are not plug-and-play, interactive. We realize that it is better to repurpose cyber-holistically than to evolve compellingly. We will step up our aptitude to implement without reducing our ability to grow.