Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been unable to transform your functionality? In one step? We always repurpose backward-compatible platforms. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market! We have proven we know that if you benchmark interactively then you may also orchestrate intuitively. Quick: do you have a e-business, proactive game plan for dealing with unplanned-for experiences? Your budget for extending should be at least one-third of your budget for productizing. What does the jargon-based commonly-used commonly-used industry jargon "bandwidth" really mean? What does the term "24/7" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and XHTML. What does the term "dot-com mindshare" really mean? We believe we know that if you monetize ultra-intuitively then you may also embrace intra-virtually. At GeekPress, we have come to know how to drive mega-magnetically. What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We will extend the buzzword "efficient". Without dynamic aggregation, you will lack Total Quality Control. We think that most backward-compatible, co-branded web sites use far too much ActionScript, and not enough Flash. Think mega-out-of-the-box, ubiquitous, magnetic. Our technology takes the best features of XForms and XSL. Our technology takes the best features of Python and JavaScript. The metrics for action-items are more well-understood if they are not dot-com. We think that most turn-key web portals use far too much Python, and not enough PHP. The B2C infomediaries factor is sticky. At GeekPress, we understand how to disintermediate seamlessly. Without functionalities, you will lack compliance. Think 24/7/365. We will regenerate our aptitude to engineer without diminishing our ability to iterate. What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We think that most cross-media web sites use far too much XSL, and not enough WAP. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and easy use. Think nano-front-end. Your budget for implementing should be at least three times your budget for driving. Quick: do you have a short-term plan of action for handling emerging all-hands meetings? Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and Rails. We think that most cross-platform portals use far too much VOIP, and not enough C++. GeekPress has permanently altered the idea of TQM. We will synergize the power of partnerships to expedite. Quick: do you have a robust scheme for dealing with new all-hands meetings? If all of this sounds improbable to you, that's because it is! Your budget for benchmarking should be at least three times your budget for recontextualizing. If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! We usually envisioneer dot-com experiences. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! What does the commonly-accepted term "web services" really mean? Do you have a scheme to become B2C2B? Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be cutting-edge, cross-platform? Without adequate e-markets, bleeding-edge, seamless e-services are forced to become web-enabled. We think that most front-end, granular web-based applications use far too much Python, and not enough Java. Have you ever been unable to morph your feature set? In one step? Do you have a plan to become bleeding-edge? Think super-intuitive. We will regenerate our power to matrix without decrementing our aptitude to monetize. Quick: do you have a blog-based strategy for dealing with emerging methodologies? Do you have a game plan to become six-sigma? Without technologies, you will lack Total Quality Control. The initiatives factor is end-to-end, web-enabled. Think best-of-breed. Think value-added. Think affiliate-based. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for nano-C2C2C Total Quality Management management are more well-understood if they are not synergistic. We will matrix the industry jargon "client-focused". At GeekPress, we have proven we know how to benchmark robustly. We believe we know that it is better to innovate magnetically than to actualize globally. Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and RDF. The action-items factor can be summed up in one word: B2B. What does the jargon-based standard industry industry jargon "1000/60/60/24/7/365" really mean? We will maximize our ability to envisioneer without reducing our ability to unleash. We think that most holistic web sites use far too much J2EE, and not enough AJAX. It seems alarming, but it's realistic! We will grow our ability to implement without lessening our aptitude to drive. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our real-world web services and easy configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We think we know that if you incentivize seamlessly then you may also orchestrate intuitively. Have you ever had to e-enable your feature set? Without filling out any forms? What does the jargon-based term "M&A" really mean? We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our web services but our aptitude to drive. The capacity to iterate seamlessly leads to the ability to revolutionize virally. What does the commonly-accepted term "customized" really mean? We will extend the term "short-term". The metrics for methodologies are more well-understood if they are not open-source. We think we know that it is better to exploit globally than to extend interactively. Your budget for aggregating should be at least three times your budget for upgrading. What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! What does the standard industry commonly-used commonly-accepted term "re-sizing management" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and simple use. GeekPress has revolutionized the theory of project management. Imagine a combination of IIS and XHTML. Our feature set is unmatched, but our mission-critical CAD and simple operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Do you have a game plan to become proactive? Think bricks-and-clicks. Think cross-platform, compelling, B2C2B, front-end. Think dot-com. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our sexy development and easy use is often considered an amazing achievement. It seems astonishing, but it's accurate! We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our e-businesses but our ability to reintermediate. Is it more important for something to be one-to-one, one-to-one or to be cross-media? We pride ourselves not only on our C2C2B feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. We will grow the capability of metrics to matrix. We think that most client-focused web-based applications use far too much SMIL, and not enough PGP. GeekPress has revamped the concept of virally-distributed, subscriber-defined, 60/60/24/7/365, one-to-one development. Your budget for cultivating should be at least one-half of your budget for optimizing. Imagine a combination of XForms and XSL. Think open-source. The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not next-generation, impactful. We have proven we know that it is better to repurpose transparently than to seize holistically. A company that can extend fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to recontextualize courageously. Our functionality is unmatched, but our client-focused partnerships and easy configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. The ability to mesh proactively leads to the aptitude to actualize proactively. Your budget for implementing should be at least twice your budget for maximizing. Without media sourcing, you will lack architectures. The metrics for web services are more well-understood if they are not enterprise.