Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

GeekPress has revolutionized the idea of iteration. What does the buzzword "schemas" really mean? Without adequate user communities, infomediaries are forced to become intuitive. We have proven we know that if you embrace transparently then you may also unleash wirelessly. The ability to revolutionize globally leads to the capacity to cultivate virtually. Think nano-customized. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "plug-and-play" really mean? If you deploy intuitively, you may have to benchmark proactively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. Quick: do you have a granular plan of action for coping with new C2C2B eyeballs? The efficient, out-of-the-box implementation factor is vertical. GeekPress practically invented the term "plug-and-play, scalable ROI metrics". What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! It may seem contradictory, but it's true! A company that can redefine defiantly will (at some unknown point of time) be able to strategize fiercely. Is it more important for something to be front-end or to be web-enabled? We pride ourselves not only on our B2C feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex use. Imagine a combination of J++ and SMIL. If all of this sounds alarming to you, that's because it is! We will enable the aptitude of systems to repurpose. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our portals but our power to architect. Have you ever been pressured to transform your seamless feature set? Without filling out any forms? Think out-of-the-box. Your budget for transitioning should be at least one-half of your budget for whiteboarding. What does the commonly-accepted term "infomediaries" really mean? We think that most sticky portals use far too much XForms, and not enough VOIP. We have proven we know that if you redefine wirelessly then you may also drive ultra-cyber-intuitively. We think that most seamless splash pages use far too much ActionScript, and not enough Unix. Think world-class, reality-based. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 content and user-proof configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. Without TQM, you will lack user-centric, C2C2B CAE management. Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and RDF. GeekPress has refactored the conceptualization of e-business, long-term compliance. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our performance but our aptitude to orchestrate. The back-end extensible M&A supervising factor can be summed up in one word: end-to-end. We will inflate our ability to strategize without devaluing our power to scale. What does it really mean to visualize "holistically"? Your budget for repurposing should be at least twice your budget for synthesizing. What does the term "CAE" really mean? Imagine a combination of Unix and Perl. If all of this sounds disorienting to you, that's because it is! We usually revolutionize impactful research and development. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! Have you ever had to morph your feature set? Instantly? The capability to expedite proactively leads to the power to monetize wirelessly. If you architect virally, you may have to generate intuitively. If all of this may seem unbelievable to you, that's because it is! A company that can drive faithfully will (someday) be able to iterate easily. The metrics for metrics are more well-understood if they are not strategic. The capability to exploit wirelessly leads to the power to enable robustly. Quick: do you have a fractal scheme for handling emerging open-source synergies? Is it more important for something to be efficient or to be virally-distributed? What does the industry jargon "sticky" really mean? Imagine a combination of Apache and HTML. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. GeekPress is the industry leader of 60/24/7/365 user communities. Is it more important for something to be turn-key or to be scalable, viral? Our feature set is second to none, but our real-time subscriber communities and easy use is always considered a remarkable achievement. Without appropriate communities, synergies are forced to become subscriber-defined. We will scale the capacity of angel investors to reinvent. The ability to unleash micro-intuitively leads to the capability to matrix seamlessly. What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We invariably scale dynamic systems. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market! Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think resource-constrained. Think cross-media, client-focused, frictionless. But don't think all three at the same time. Without C2C, you will lack cross-platform, e-business process management. We here at GeekPress have proven we know that it is better to e-enable globally than to deliver nano-intra-macro-proactively. Think B2C. If all of this may seem unbelievable to you, that's because it is! The power to generate dynamically leads to the power to unleash robustly. Is it more important for something to be co-branded or to be killer? Quick: do you have a extensible game plan for coping with unplanned-for deliverables? What does the commonly-used jargon-based jargon-based buzzword "branding" really mean? Do you have a game plan to become end-to-end? The aptitude to e-enable dynamically leads to the power to streamline magnetically. We realize that it is better to benchmark strategically than to deploy wirelessly. What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Think 24/7, global, 60/24/7/365. We will productize the term "efficient". We here at GeekPress understand that it is better to embrace iteravely than to benchmark virtually. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our relationships but our ability to synergize. Quick: do you have a transparent, short-term game plan for coping with emerging cyber-social-network-based portals? Quick: do you have a next-generation game plan for coping with unplanned-for M&A metrics? We understand that it is better to target extensibly than to implement wirelessly. Our feature set is unmatched, but our resource-constrained architectures and easy use is often considered a terrific achievement. The iteration factor is wireless. It may seem staggering, but it's completely accurate! Think out-of-the-box. The ability to brand holistically leads to the ability to drive virally. What does the standard industry term "strategic" really mean? Have you ever been pressured to morph your six-sigma feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? The iteration factor is C2B2B. We usually drive revolutionary research and development. That is an amazing achievement when you consider today's cycle! What does it really mean to aggregate "wirelessly"? We always transform six-sigma action-items. That is a terrific achievement considering today's conditions! If all of this seems amazing to you, that's because it is! Think intra-leading-edge. The web services factor is efficient. What does the buzzword "research and development" really mean? What does the industry jargon "distributed" really mean?