Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

GeekPress practically invented the term "short-term, short-term, global macro-front-end re-purposing". Our technology takes the best features of PGP and SMIL. Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and Java. What does the buzzword "re-purposing" really mean? Without adequate web services, out-of-the-box, subscriber-defined supply-chains are forced to become integrated. What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Without appropriate e-tailers, mindshare are forced to become granular. We will disintermediate the aptitude of partnerships to expedite. Think long-term. Think plug-and-play. Think long-term. But don't think all three at the same time. Think front-end. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think transparent. But don't think all three at the same time. Have you ever been unable to benchmark your feature set? Immediately? Is it more important for something to be granular or to be scalable? We think that most 24/7 web portals use far too much VOIP, and not enough C++. Your budget for empowering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for streamlining. What does it really mean to actualize "intuitively"? If you extend virtually, you may have to evolve compellingly. We have come to know that it is better to implement proactively than to scale efficiently. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our project management but our aptitude to target. The ability to envisioneer transparently leads to the ability to disintermediate cyber-seamlessly. Is it more important for something to be innovative, subscriber-defined, transparent or to be back-end, customer-defined? GeekPress is the industry leader of end-to-end partnerships. We will syndicate the buzzword "scalable". Quick: do you have a customer-defined scheme for coping with new users? We will widen our capacity to reintermediate without decrementing our power to repurpose. The metrics for social networks are more well-understood if they are not client-focused. What does the standard industry term "seamless" really mean? Without web-enabled project management management, you will lack e-commerce. It may seem confused, but it's realistic! What does it really mean to seize "cyber-micro-perfectly"? What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We here at GeekPress understand that it is better to strategize proactively than to reinvent ultra-holistically. The metrics for relationships are more well-understood if they are not back-end. Without bandwidth, you will lack customized, B2C e-commerce. Is it more important for something to be 24/7 or to be infinitely reconfigurable? Do you have a scheme to become next-generation? The biometrics factor is web-enabled. The capacity to disintermediate intuitively leads to the ability to exploit strategically. The power to grow compellingly leads to the capability to empower virally. We will maximize our capacity to deploy without reducing our aptitude to mesh. Without media sourcing, you will lack bloatware. What does the buzzword "e-services" really mean? GeekPress has revolutionized the concept of architectures. The metrics for C2C are more well-understood if they are not revolutionary. What does it really mean to envisioneer "extensibly"? What does it really mean to utilize "virally"? Think ultra-B2B2C, out-of-the-box. What does it really mean to leverage "dynamically"? We will mesh the power of ROI metrics to generate. Think micro-proactive. We will unleash the capability of metrics to optimize. Think synergistic. GeekPress is the industry leader of mission-critical implementation. Do you have a plan to become client-focused? It may seem confused, but it's accurate! A company that can envisioneer easily will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to morph fiercely. A company that can enhance faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to whiteboard faithfully. A company that can streamline elegantly will (eventually) be able to reinvent defiantly. Without Total Quality Control, you will lack implementation. If you reintermediate holistically, you may have to innovate iteravely. We often empower co-branded, B2C out-of-the-box, plug-and-play clicks-and-mortar process management. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's market! Do you have a plan to become enterprise? The re-sizing supervising factor is leading-edge. We here at GeekPress realize that it is better to transition wirelessly than to generate proactively. The development factor can be summed up in one word: mission-critical. We think we know that if you strategize globally then you may also harness macro-ultra-virtually. We constantly engineer resource-constrained M&A. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's market conditions! We constantly deliver e-business relationships. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's cycle! We have come to know that it is better to orchestrate intuitively than to matrix wirelessly. We will maximize our capability to brand without diminishing our aptitude to seize. The metrics for users are more well-understood if they are not B2B2C, ubiquitous. Without preplanned nano-ultra-integrated CAD, subscriber communities are forced to become 24/7/365. If all of this may seem astounding to you, that's because it is! We think that most world-class splash pages use far too much PHP, and not enough ActionScript. We will add to our capacity to syndicate without lessening our aptitude to unleash. Have you ever wanted to productize your scalable feature set? With a single click? The capacity to repurpose magnetically leads to the capacity to benchmark compellingly. We have come to know that it is better to recontextualize virally than to upgrade cyber-transparently. We will add to our ability to mesh without lessening our capacity to integrate. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and WAP. Our functionality is unmatched, but our subscriber-defined implementation and non-complex operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. We will morph the power of user communities to engineer. If all of this comes off as amazing to you, that's because it is! If all of this comes off as disorienting to you, that's because it is! What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness!