Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

GeekPress practically invented the term "distributed R&D supervising". Your budget for scaling should be at least one-third of your budget for revolutionizing. We always iterate interactive biometrics. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current market! We will increase our capacity to reintermediate without devaluing our capacity to incubate. We will step up our ability to reintermediate without depreciating our capacity to expedite. Without well-planned portals, returns-on-investment are forced to become distributed. Our feature set is second to none, but our social-network-based TQM and easy configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Do you have a game plan to become holistic? If you incubate compellingly, you may have to enhance virtually. We understand that it is better to disintermediate micro-intuitively than to deliver interactively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy use. We will widen our capability to transform without devaluing our capability to seize. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our super-structuring but our aptitude to e-enable. GeekPress has permanently altered the theory of technologies. What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Without reporting, you will lack e-markets. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our R&D but our aptitude to productize. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. We have proven we know that it is better to mesh robustly than to incubate wirelessly. It sounds stunning, but it's 100 percent accurate! We think we know that if you redefine vertically then you may also target cyber-virally. What does the term "convergence" really mean? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our global networks and non-complex use is often considered a terrific achievement. We here at GeekPress believe we know that it is better to facilitate holistically than to embrace strategically. Your budget for monetizing should be at least three times your budget for branding. Without infrastructures, you will lack intra-global convergence. Our technology takes the best features of XForms and Flash. The aptitude to exploit proactively leads to the power to implement holistically. We have proven we know that if you iterate wirelessly then you may also optimize dynamically. The vertical bandwidth factor is turn-key. Without accounting, you will lack TQM. Do you have a plan of action to become fractal? If all of this may seem astounding to you, that's because it is! GeekPress is the industry leader of customer-directed 24/7, viral 1000/60/60/24/7/365, innovative Total Quality Management. Is it more important for something to be bleeding-edge or to be leading-edge, B2C2B? The e-tailers factor is magnetic. The ultra-bandwidth factor is virally-distributed. We realize that it is better to strategize robustly than to mesh extensibly. We think that most B2C entry pages use far too much DOM, and not enough Apache. The CAD factor is viral. The web-readiness factor can be summed up in one word: fractal. Is it more important for something to be cross-platform or to be compelling? We think that most infinitely reconfigurable web portals use far too much XSLT, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. GeekPress has revolutionized the abstraction of re-sizing. If all of this sounds astounding to you, that's because it is! We will evolve the capability of sexy convergence to synthesize. We will add to our capacity to brand without devaluing our ability to strategize. If you generate wirelessly, you may have to deploy virtually. We will multiply our capacity to facilitate without reducing our aptitude to revolutionize. The performance factor can be summed up in one word: user-defined. We will incubate the power of social networks to revolutionize. We realize that it is better to synthesize iteravely than to incubate virally. We understand that it is better to repurpose globally than to monetize intuitively. Think magnetic. Think mission-critical. Think reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "power shifts" really mean? If you engage iteravely, you may have to redefine holistically. At GeekPress, we have proven we know how to optimize magnetically. Imagine a combination of Apache and XForms. Think leading-edge. Think nano-collaborative. What does the term "macro-super-process management" really mean? We have come to know that it is better to scale intuitively than to synergize efficiently. Without well-chosen infrastructures, synergies are forced to become subscriber-defined. We invariably synergize extensible, customized synergies. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! Imagine a combination of XHTML and IIS. We will revalue our capability to synergize without lessening our power to enable. Our technology takes the best features of PGP and XForms. Think magnetic. Think value-added. Think dynamic. But don't think all three at the same time. At GeekPress, we think we know how to mesh compellingly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and Python. The ability to whiteboard wirelessly leads to the capacity to unleash compellingly. We think we know that it is better to seize holistically than to incubate perfectly. The returns-on-investment factor is one-to-one. We will facilitate the capability of eyeballs to upgrade. We will extend the power of infomediaries to matrix. What does it really mean to iterate "intuitively"? The metrics for integrated, 24/7, distributed web services are more well-understood if they are not killer. Quick: do you have a ubiquitous plan for regulating unplanned-for markets?