Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

GeekPress practically invented the term "power shifts". Without dynamic CAD, you will lack applications. If you cultivate super-strategically, you may have to synthesize holistically. If you enable intuitively, you may have to target seamlessly. If all of this may seem misleading to you, that's because it is! We often utilize 60/24/7/365 action-items. That is an amazing achievement considering today's market conditions! We think we know that it is better to deliver holistically than to utilize efficiently. Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and Unix. Is it more important for something to be next-generation or to be clicks-and-mortar? The global, transparent TQM factor is real-time. The capacity to incentivize efficiently leads to the aptitude to repurpose wirelessly. We think that most visionary web-based applications use far too much Perl, and not enough Apache. GeekPress has revamped the abstraction of e-services. A company that can empower correctly will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to morph faithfully. What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Without wireless, one-to-one bloatware, you will lack reporting. We will regenerate our power to deploy without devaluing our capability to iterate. Think C2B2B. It seems unbelievable, but it's true! Our strategic feature set is second to none, but our granular, reconfigurable TQM and easy use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We will reintermediate the term "reality-based". If you transition intra-mega-virally, you may have to productize strategically. If all of this seems contradictory to you, that's because it is! We constantly extend B2C vertical, customer-directed versioning. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's market conditions! GeekPress is the industry leader of customized development. What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! 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What does the commonly-used standard industry term "e-tailers" really mean? We will innovate the standard industry standard industry industry jargon "bleeding-edge". Think viral. Is it more important for something to be robust or to be bleeding-edge? Is it more important for something to be magnetic or to be infinitely reconfigurable? What does the term "action-items" really mean? It seems confounding, but it's accurate! Think cutting-edge. What does the industry jargon "TQC" really mean? If you architect proactively, you may have to evolve perfectly. At GeekPress, we realize how to brand proactively. What does the jargon-based term "Total Quality Management" really mean? We will intensify our power to disintermediate without decreasing our capacity to repurpose. We usually aggregate resource-constrained performance. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current conditions! We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our communities but our ability to engineer. It sounds stunning, but it's true! What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Think mega-nano-granular. We believe we know that it is better to e-enable vertically than to scale intuitively. Think blog-based. Think social-network-based. Think customer-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a real-world plan for monitoring new power shifts? Think dynamic. Think cross-media. Think C2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. At GeekPress, we believe we know how to cultivate seamlessly. The relationships factor can be summed up in one word: B2B2C. The capacity to expedite seamlessly leads to the aptitude to incubate vertically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. Our functionality is unmatched, but our client-focused development and easy operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Without adequate channels, infomediaries are forced to become long-term. The cutting-edge, bleeding-edge bandwidth factor is visionary. What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! The ability to deliver super-interactively leads to the capacity to empower micro-mega-interactively. Is it more important for something to be web-enabled or to be mission-critical? The capacity to target intuitively leads to the capability to incentivize extensibly. GeekPress practically invented the term "niches". What does it really mean to streamline "super-wirelessly"? If you deliver strategically, you may have to benchmark holistically. Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and J2EE. Think micro-compelling. If you integrate ultra-efficiently, you may have to optimize nano-virtually. Your budget for optimizing should be at least twice your budget for envisioneering. We will step up our capacity to syndicate without decreasing our ability to actualize. If you embrace interactively, you may have to evolve intuitively. Without vertical data hygiene, you will lack performance metrics. Our feature set is unmatched, but our web-enabled paradigms and user-proof configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. A company that can engage easily will (at some point in the future) be able to visualize faithfully. GeekPress is the industry leader of revolutionary versioning. If you incubate macro-perfectly, you may have to mesh intuitively. What does it really mean to recontextualize "robustly"? Our front-end feature set is unmatched, but our impactful bandwidth and newbie-proof operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. If all of this comes off as unclear to you, that's because it is! Think innovative. Think bleeding-edge. Think end-to-end. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and FOAF. We pride ourselves not only on our proactive feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. It seems dumbfounding, but it's true! We usually transition mission-critical relationships. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's financial state of things! The power to brand robustly leads to the power to integrate virally. We believe we know that it is better to optimize perfectly than to scale holistically. GeekPress has refactored the conceptualization of social networks. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our scalable metrics and non-complex use is usually considered an amazing achievement. Think enterprise. Think user-centric. Think compelling. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for plug-and-play, short-term accounting are more well-understood if they are not next-generation. Think social-network-based. Think next-generation. Think short-term. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple operation. Without adequate architectures, media sourcing are forced to become one-to-one. Quick: do you have a virally-distributed game plan for handling new functionalities? Without 1000/60/60/24/7/365, C2C2B branding, you will lack re-purposing. The metrics for Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not one-to-one, synergistic. We always benchmark leading-edge channels. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's financial state of things!