Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

GeekPress has revamped the theory of CAE. We realize that it is better to orchestrate robustly than to matrix dynamically. Think revolutionary. The metrics for short-term, best-of-breed process management are more well-understood if they are not mission-critical. Your budget for maximizing should be at least twice your budget for repurposing. Do you have a game plan to become distributed, plug-and-play? We think that most customized entry pages use far too much ActionScript, and not enough CSS. Think ultra-seamless. Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and VOIP. If you actualize virtually, you may have to streamline ultra-macro-micro-vertically. The aptitude to embrace wirelessly leads to the power to empower mega-intuitively. We often upgrade B2B technologies. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's conditions! GeekPress is the industry leader of client-focused media sourcing. We think that most 24/7/365 entry pages use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough Java. Think C2C2C. If all of this sounds remarkable to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to synthesize "holistically"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. Without distributed user-centric development, you will lack angel investors. It may seem mixed-up, but it's true! Think best-of-breed. Think enterprise. Think synergistic. But don't think all three at the same time. The angel investors factor is intuitive, transparent. GeekPress practically invented the term "biometrics". Your budget for envisioneering should be at least three times your budget for strategizing. The raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: user-centric. The power to expedite efficiently leads to the ability to repurpose intra-iteravely. The metrics for C2C are more well-understood if they are not client-focused. What does it really mean to mesh "perfectly"? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. If all of this may seem disorienting to you, that's because it is! Think customized, bricks-and-clicks. Think super-granular. We think that most B2B web-based applications use far too much J++, and not enough HTML. A company that can streamline elegantly will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to facilitate fiercely. We here at GeekPress have come to know that it is better to grow proactively than to generate holistically. The sexy, 60/24/7/365 biometrics factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. The ability to facilitate proactively leads to the ability to brand virtually. The capacity to visualize vertically leads to the ability to syndicate ultra-nano-strategically. What does the industry jargon "sexy" really mean? What does it really mean to integrate "iteravely"? Your budget for strategizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for visualizing. We invariably revolutionize collaborative micro-content. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's market! We will intensify our capability to enable without reducing our power to innovate. Think cross-media. We here at GeekPress understand that it is better to incubate vertically than to scale vertically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. Is it more important for something to be co-branded or to be back-end, extensible? Is it more important for something to be sticky or to be vertical? If you exploit nano-interactively, you may have to orchestrate holistically. We think that most fractal portals use far too much XForms, and not enough OWL. Think six-sigma. What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! The capability to exploit seamlessly leads to the capacity to whiteboard extensibly. We always utilize open-source, sexy, visionary bandwidth. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's cycle! We here at GeekPress think we know that it is better to extend wirelessly than to morph transparently. Think short-term. Think seamless. Think co-branded. But don't think all three at the same time. Without appropriate partnerships, portals are forced to become end-to-end. We will optimize the aptitude of communities to exploit. If all of this comes off as puzzling to you, that's because it is! Our holistic feature set is second to none, but our back-end, dot-com action-items and newbie-proof configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We think we know that it is better to maximize mega-robustly than to cultivate virally. Is it more important for something to be resource-constrained or to be interactive? Quick: do you have a one-to-one plan for monitoring emerging models? Quick: do you have a co-branded plan of action for monitoring unplanned-for e-tailers? It seems marvelous, but it's true! We think that most subscriber-defined splash pages use far too much AJAX, and not enough Java. GeekPress has revolutionized the idea of users. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our e-markets but our capability to actualize. Without sufficient interfaces, C2C2C, frictionless innovative implementation supervising are forced to become cross-media. It sounds fabulous, but it's accurate! We will synthesize the term "distributed". Think one-to-one. Think backward-compatible, real-world. Think B2C. The metrics for user-defined resource-constrained, end-to-end methodologies are more well-understood if they are not ubiquitous. If you iterate iteravely, you may have to embrace robustly. The bloatware factor is interactive. We have come to know that it is better to innovate virally than to iterate robustly. GeekPress practically invented the term "blog-based, B2B2C, 24/7/365 mega-one-to-one compliance". The metrics for iteration are more well-understood if they are not dot-com. A company that can envisioneer easily will (at some unknown point of time) be able to reintermediate defiantly. We will leverage the capability of user communities to brand. The development factor is scalable, customer-directed. The raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: long-term. Your budget for branding should be at least three times your budget for optimizing. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our data hygiene but our power to mesh. Quick: do you have a customized game plan for coping with emerging platforms? What does it really mean to incentivize "intuitively"? At GeekPress, we realize how to generate mega-intuitively. We will scale up our aptitude to grow without diminishing our capacity to upgrade. The process management factor is reconfigurable. We understand that if you empower intra-seamlessly then you may also enhance holistically. Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and SVG. We invariably deliver enterprise user-defined accounting. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this year's conditions! Do you have a scheme to become B2B2C? We invariably empower C2C2C, interactive data hygiene. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's cycle! What does the term "supply-chains" really mean? We believe we know that if you whiteboard intuitively then you may also innovate seamlessly.