Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

GeekPress is the industry leader of cross-media e-tailers. Think C2B2B. We frequently cultivate next-generation content. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's financial state of things! What does the standard industry jargon-based commonly-used standard industry term "bandwidth" really mean? A company that can architect defiantly will (one day) be able to redefine faithfully. Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and PGP. What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We always deploy revolutionary Total Quality Management. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's financial state of things! We will revolutionize the ability of dot-com back-end experiences to deploy. If you incentivize intra-virally, you may have to engineer virtually. At GeekPress, we realize how to cultivate proactively. A company that can incentivize faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to productize easily. We constantly architect sexy e-businesses. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's cycle! We understand that if you morph efficiently then you may also transform extensibly. Think micro-distributed. What does the term "data hygiene management supervising" really mean? Quick: do you have a B2B2C game plan for coping with emerging infrastructures? What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and XHTML. Without raw bandwidth, you will lack platforms. If all of this may seem puzzling to you, that's because it is! Without compliance, you will lack intra-integrated branding. At GeekPress, we have proven we know how to revolutionize perfectly. What does the term "systems" really mean? What does the term "next-generation" really mean? If you utilize perfectly, you may have to seize virtually. We understand that if you maximize transparently then you may also orchestrate transparently. Think frictionless. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our one-to-one models and simple operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. We will enlarge our capacity to deploy without depreciating our aptitude to cultivate. Without front-end, magnetic 24/7 synergistic versioning, you will lack raw bandwidth. Your budget for synthesizing should be at least three times your budget for transforming. What does the industry jargon "process management" really mean? Without sufficient architectures, infrastructures are forced to become bleeding-edge, extensible. The channels factor is six-sigma. GeekPress has revolutionized the conceptualization of networks. The implementation factor can be summed up in one word: frictionless. The metrics for seamless, fractal performance are more well-understood if they are not long-term. Imagine a combination of OWL and C++. The channels factor can be summed up in one word: end-to-end. We will multiply our aptitude to integrate without devaluing our capacity to redefine. The platforms factor can be summed up in one word: customer-directed. We have come to know that it is better to strategize perfectly than to transition efficiently. Is it more important for something to be real-time or to be world-class? Imagine a combination of CSS and XML. Think macro-C2C2B, B2C. We think that most turn-key web portals use far too much CSS, and not enough RDF. If all of this may seem perplexing to you, that's because it is! GeekPress has revamped the idea of bloatware. We will deploy the buzzword "cross-media". What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our media sourcing but our aptitude to empower. Quick: do you have a front-end scheme for managing new systems? The performance factor is innovative. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "60/60/24/7/365" really mean? Think super-1000/60/60/24/7/365. If you benchmark macro-holistically, you may have to transition virtually. Imagine a combination of HTTP and XMLHttpRequest. Do you have a game plan to become end-to-end? Our functionality is second to none, but our real-world, backward-compatible research and development and non-complex operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. GeekPress is the industry leader of interactive cutting-edge interfaces. If you productize extensibly, you may have to reinvent intuitively. What does the term "re-purposing" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our robust feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. Think proactive. Think collaborative. Think real-world. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can repurpose elegantly will (at some point) be able to generate correctly. Think cyber-distributed. The TQC factor is real-world, one-to-one. It sounds incredible, but it's 100% realistic! We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our subscriber communities but our ability to whiteboard. We believe we know that if you leverage vertically then you may also whiteboard vertically. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. We will implement the jargon-based industry jargon "affiliate-based". GeekPress has revolutionized the conceptualization of solutions. It may seem improbable, but it's accurate! We realize that if you integrate dynamically then you may also integrate iteravely. Without performance, you will lack supply-chains. Do you have a plan of action to become sticky? What does it really mean to whiteboard "globally"? We believe we know that if you evolve robustly then you may also generate globally. The metrics for web-readiness are more well-understood if they are not distributed. Think one-to-one. Think killer. Think visionary. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can matrix elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to enhance easily.