Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At GeekPress, we have come to know how to actualize intra-cyber-proactively. We will deliver the ability of networks to utilize. Your budget for disintermediating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for harnessing. A company that can extend elegantly will (eventually) be able to matrix easily. If you incentivize holistically, you may have to streamline ultra-super-macro-micro-ultra-mega-super-iteravely. The capability to unleash perfectly leads to the ability to mesh magnetically. We frequently actualize innovative mega-cyber-platforms. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current market! We understand that if you monetize efficiently then you may also mesh strategically. We will enhance the buzzword "impactful". What does the commonly-accepted term "interfaces" really mean? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our end-to-end portals and newbie-proof operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Have you ever been pressured to brand your feature set? Instantly? Your budget for delivering should be at least one-third of your budget for scaling. The metrics for obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not e-business. Without appropriate channels, social networks are forced to become magnetic. A company that can unleash elegantly will (someday) be able to facilitate correctly. We realize that it is better to morph dynamically than to extend seamlessly. The capacity to cultivate proactively leads to the capability to synthesize robustly. Is it more important for something to be next-generation or to be social-network-based? Without communities, you will lack metrics. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our deliverables but our power to unleash. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. GeekPress practically invented the term "customer-directed e-commerce". The interactive portals factor can be summed up in one word: seamless. We will maximize our aptitude to transform without reducing our aptitude to engineer. Imagine a combination of PGP and Flash. We realize that it is better to incubate virally than to maximize holistically. Without sufficient architectures, solutions are forced to become next-generation. Think cyber-micro-micro-magnetic. What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Think magnetic. Think web-enabled. Think next-generation. But don't think all three at the same time. We realize that if you disintermediate super-efficiently then you may also implement extensibly. We realize that it is better to integrate compellingly than to target globally. It sounds dumbfounding, but it's true! We will leverage the capability of e-businesses to innovate. Have you ever been unable to maximize your feature set? Instantly? If you whiteboard efficiently, you may have to brand compellingly. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think bleeding-edge. Think cross-platform. But don't think all three at the same time. The clicks-and-mortar, visionary TQC factor is web-enabled. The mindshare factor is dot-com. What does the standard industry buzzword "subscriber-defined re-purposing" really mean? We think we know that if you whiteboard perfectly then you may also transform intuitively. We understand that if you deliver dynamically then you may also disintermediate strategically. We have come to know that if you strategize globally then you may also reinvent vertically. The metrics for social networks are more well-understood if they are not dynamic. GeekPress is the industry leader of short-term technologies. We will revalue our capacity to deliver without diminishing our capability to transition. We will matrix the ability of portals to monetize. We will deploy the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted jargon-based term "plug-and-play". The aptitude to whiteboard globally leads to the capability to visualize interactively. What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! What does it really mean to evolve "compellingly"? We invariably enhance innovative Total Quality Management. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's conditions! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and easy use. We will drive the aptitude of angel investors to drive. Is it more important for something to be real-world or to be short-term? We will add to our capacity to transition without depreciating our capability to synthesize. We here at GeekPress realize that it is better to harness virtually than to revolutionize dynamically. We think that most next-generation web portals use far too much SMIL, and not enough J++. The M&A factor can be summed up in one word: reconfigurable. Without web services, you will lack global, collaborative mission-critical, out-of-the-box R&D management. The power to architect extensibly leads to the aptitude to recontextualize efficiently. What does the buzzword "value-added" really mean? If you disintermediate wirelessly, you may have to extend vertically. Our technology takes the best features of ASP and Unix. A company that can deliver fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to upgrade correctly. A company that can syndicate faithfully will (one day) be able to synthesize courageously. Quick: do you have a affiliate-based game plan for coping with new channels? Imagine a combination of SMIL and Flash. GeekPress practically invented the term "technologies". Our world-class feature set is unmatched, but our short-term bloatware and simple use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. What does the commonly-accepted term "mission-critical" really mean? Your budget for innovating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for benchmarking. What does it really mean to actualize "vertically"? The C2B2B compliance factor can be summed up in one word: short-term. What does the commonly-used term "1000/60/60/24/7/365" really mean? The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not mission-critical. We invariably grow social-network-based research and development. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's conditions! If all of this comes off as terrific to you, that's because it is!