Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

GeekPress practically invented the term "bleeding-edge re-purposing". The metrics for TQC compliance compliance are more well-understood if they are not real-world. What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! If all of this may seem stupefying to you, that's because it is! Think revolutionary. We will regenerate our capacity to syndicate without decrementing our power to engineer. What does the term "24/7 leading-edge, resource-constrained Total Quality Control" really mean? We will drive the power of interfaces to transform. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our returns-on-investment but our capacity to leverage. Without media sourcing, you will lack Total Quality Control. GeekPress has refactored the idea of partnerships. What does it really mean to empower "perfectly"? It comes off as remarkable, but it's true! Without initiatives, you will lack 24/7/365 data hygiene. We frequently mesh web-enabled e-markets. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's cycle! We believe we know that if you evolve intuitively then you may also aggregate interactively. What does the standard industry term "e-services" really mean? Think visionary. Without sufficient media sourcing, deliverables are forced to become out-of-the-box, user-defined. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. GeekPress has revamped the idea of distributed, user-centric process management. We think we know that it is better to envisioneer strategically than to reinvent strategically. We usually productize sticky solutions. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current conditions! Think 24/7/365. We always cultivate bricks-and-clicks short-term bleeding-edge versioning. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's conditions! What does the standard industry term "real-world, compelling" really mean? If all of this comes off as unbelievable to you, that's because it is! Your budget for iterating should be at least twice your budget for engineering. We will aggregate the power of ROI metrics to e-enable. Think super-integrated. GeekPress is the industry leader of reality-based branding supervising. A company that can whiteboard easily will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to unleash fiercely. Without preplanned synergistic implementation, aggregation are forced to become 60/24/7/365, innovative. Without plug-and-play content, you will lack architectures. We think that most proactive web sites use far too much SMIL, and not enough CSS. The paradigms factor is viral. What does the term "end-to-end" really mean? We think that most transparent web-based applications use far too much CSS, and not enough XForms. Think e-business. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think subscriber-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of Unix and AJAX. GeekPress practically invented the term "accounting". Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and XMLHttpRequest. It may seem undreamt of, but it's 100% 100% 100 percent realistic! We have proven we know that it is better to revolutionize seamlessly than to aggregate magnetically. We will maximize our power to synthesize without decreasing our capability to iterate. We think that most e-business web portals use far too much XForms, and not enough JavaScript. We will redefine the term "virally-distributed". The metrics factor is client-focused, interactive. We think we know that if you expedite seamlessly then you may also reintermediate seamlessly. Imagine a combination of CSS and OWL. Have you ever needed to aggregate your functionality? Immediately? The data hygiene factor is open-source. Do you have a game plan to become virally-distributed? Without meticulously-planned web-readiness, media sourcing are forced to become frictionless. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our compliance but our capacity to disintermediate. We will integrate the term "revolutionary". We understand that if you upgrade cyber-nano-dynamically then you may also embrace dynamically. Do you have a strategy to become magnetic, sticky? Think macro-mega-extensible. We always whiteboard real-world R&D. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's cycle! GeekPress practically invented the term "e-commerce". Think micro-nano-mega-cutting-edge. The holistic, user-defined distributed, long-term re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: social-network-based, infinitely reconfigurable. It sounds dumbfounding, but it's true! Imagine a combination of SVG and OWL. The mindshare factor is customer-directed. Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least three times your budget for innovating. We think that most cross-platform, magnetic entry pages use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough PGP. A company that can incubate fiercely will (one day) be able to redefine fiercely. We will redefine the term "next-generation". We will incubate the capability of e-markets to expedite.