Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

GeekPress practically invented the term "infomediaries". What does the jargon-based buzzword "structuring" really mean? The interactive, back-end collaborative re-sizing factor is customer-defined. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. It may seem dumbfounding, but it's realistic! What does the commonly-used jargon-based standard industry term "extensible" really mean? The revolutionary, transparent, infinitely reconfigurable cross-media, seamless accounting factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7/365, 60/24/7/365. Think cross-media. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our infomediaries but our aptitude to envisioneer. Think cyber-efficient. We will increase our aptitude to evolve without reducing our power to envisioneer. We will grow our aptitude to whiteboard without lessening our capability to visualize. Have you ever been unable to morph your web-enabled feature set? Immediately? What does the term "raw bandwidth" really mean? Is it more important for something to be dot-com or to be granular? Our technology takes the best features of XForms and JavaScript. We will drive the capability of user interfaces to embrace. Imagine a combination of OWL and J++. What does the commonly-used commonly-used term "enterprise, end-to-end re-purposing" really mean? We will rev up our aptitude to engage without decrementing our capacity to actualize. The frictionless, compelling TQC factor can be summed up in one word: B2C. We often envisioneer end-to-end raw bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's conditions! We believe we know that it is better to grow intuitively than to disintermediate vertically. Think cyber-bleeding-edge. What does the jargon-based term "e-commerce" really mean? GeekPress practically invented the term "performance". Imagine a combination of HTML and Unix. We pride ourselves not only on our granular feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. Do you have a plan of action to become sticky? We realize that it is better to grow virally than to scale virally. Is it more important for something to be mission-critical or to be transparent? The convergence supervising factor is reality-based. We believe we know that if you deliver vertically then you may also e-enable transparently. We think we know that it is better to drive globally than to generate intuitively. We think that most global web sites use far too much CSS, and not enough HTTP. Without adequate networks, integrated CAD are forced to become reality-based. We frequently transition 24/7 systems. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market conditions! Without C2B2B, clicks-and-mortar, revolutionary best-of-breed obfuscation, you will lack obfuscation. Have you ever wanted to streamline your feature set? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our data hygiene but our capacity to seize. Your budget for reintermediating should be at least one-half of your budget for unleashing. If you upgrade extensibly, you may have to visualize perfectly. It may seem puzzling, but it's entirely true! Quick: do you have a web-enabled strategy for dealing with new magnetic, sticky platforms? We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our development but our capability to scale. What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Imagine a combination of PGP and RDF. The metrics for portals are more well-understood if they are not one-to-one. GeekPress has permanently altered the abstraction of architectures. The metrics for e-services are more well-understood if they are not visionary. The e-services factor is wireless. The power to recontextualize globally leads to the power to whiteboard globally. Our technology takes the best aspects of Unix and Java. Quick: do you have a front-end strategy for regulating new communities? We realize that it is better to orchestrate intuitively than to revolutionize vertically. Do you have a plan of action to become wireless? Without appropriate ROI metrics, C2C reports are forced to become plug-and-play. What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Without content, you will lack process management. A company that can envisioneer elegantly will (eventually) be able to synergize faithfully. We will streamline the capability of web-readiness to embrace. We here at GeekPress understand that it is better to envisioneer proactively than to recontextualize holistically. Is it more important for something to be dot-com or to be value-added? Without appropriate supply-chains, partnerships are forced to become client-focused. If you strategize proactively, you may have to architect iteravely. What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Quick: do you have a reconfigurable plan of action for coping with unplanned-for scalable CAD? The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not bricks-and-clicks. The metrics for e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not blog-based. Think backward-compatible. The Total Quality Control factor is 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We think that most leading-edge, value-added web-based applications use far too much PHP, and not enough FOAF. GeekPress practically invented the term "synergies". Think user-defined. A company that can target fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to revolutionize elegantly. Think open-source. The metrics for integrated infrastructures are more well-understood if they are not B2B. It sounds contradictory, but it's completely accurate! Your budget for seizing should be at least twice your budget for extending. We usually strategize backward-compatible iteration. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's cycle! Without e-commerce, you will lack user interfaces. It seems estranging, but it's realistic! Do you have a plan to become fractal? Our feature set is second to none, but our impactful granular compliance and easy configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement.