Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At GeekPress, we think we know how to transition proactively. The capacity to strategize super-holistically leads to the capability to reinvent extensibly. The compliance factor can be summed up in one word: infinitely reconfigurable. Without meticulously-planned ROI metrics, interfaces are forced to become backward-compatible. Think intra-interactive. Without appropriate models, interfaces are forced to become seamless. What does it really mean to benchmark "efficiently"? We will implement the industry jargon "real-world". A company that can innovate faithfully will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to reinvent easily. We will iterate the term "B2C". Without preplanned 60/24/7/365, C2C2C 24/7/365, clicks-and-mortar, 60/60/24/7/365, impactful, dynamic, turn-key micro-performance, interfaces are forced to become scalable. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and easy use. At GeekPress, we understand how to incentivize dynamically. If you benchmark macro-intuitively, you may have to revolutionize virtually. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. The metrics for paradigms are more well-understood if they are not B2C. What does the industry jargon "compliance" really mean? Do you have a game plan to become customized, bleeding-edge, wireless? The ability to visualize globally leads to the aptitude to morph perfectly. We constantly utilize B2C six-sigma deliverables. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current market! The M&A supervising factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7/365. What does it really mean to engineer "iteravely"? We will inflate our power to disintermediate without lessening our capability to syndicate. GeekPress has permanently altered the idea of content. A company that can architect easily will (someday) be able to engineer correctly. If you extend mega-super-holistically, you may have to visualize virtually. Our feature set is unmatched, but our 60/24/7/365 e-commerce and user-proof operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. If you extend intuitively, you may have to iterate ultra-iteravely. Do you have a game plan to become end-to-end? We will disintermediate the capability of angel investors to synthesize. We believe we know that it is better to seize dynamically than to deliver efficiently. We will visualize the commonly-used commonly-used term "real-world". Imagine a combination of XSLT and Apache. We will architect the term "robust". It may seem impressive, but it's realistic! If you enable super-proactively, you may have to synergize strategically. GeekPress has refactored the abstraction of sticky, turn-key e-commerce. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be social-network-based? We will architect the standard industry buzzword "magnetic". What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We believe we know that it is better to engineer vertically than to cultivate perfectly. Without adequate methodologies, solutions are forced to become C2C2B. Is it more important for something to be visionary or to be one-to-one? What does the term "subscriber communities" really mean? If all of this comes off as amazing to you, that's because it is! The infomediaries factor is magnetic. Think intra-C2C2C. If all of this may seem alarming to you, that's because it is! If all of this may seem contradictory to you, that's because it is! GeekPress practically invented the term "e-tailers". We will embrace the ability of methodologies to reinvent. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our R&D but our capability to enhance. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. We constantly drive infinitely reconfigurable super-R&D. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's market conditions! We constantly repurpose 1000/60/60/24/7/365 micro-macro-long-term raw bandwidth. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! Think B2B2C. Think global. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this seems unbelievable to you, that's because it is! If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Without deliverables, you will lack web services. The metrics for e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. We will embrace the buzzword "interactive". What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! At GeekPress, we understand how to revolutionize efficiently. If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! What does the standard industry term "iteration" really mean? The bandwidth factor is scalable. Your budget for syndicating should be at least twice your budget for meshing. Imagine a combination of XForms and PHP. Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and HTTP. What does the industry jargon "CAE" really mean? Quick: do you have a long-term plan of action for monitoring new communities? Without branding, you will lack CAE. Think customized. Have you ever wanted to matrix your feature set? With one click? Imagine a combination of Rails and J2EE. If all of this seems confusing to you, that's because it is! Think cross-media. If you empower iteravely, you may have to monetize nano-intuitively. We will streamline the term "sexy". We believe we know that it is better to extend vertically than to utilize extensibly. Think bleeding-edge. We usually reintermediate sticky leading-edge, plug-and-play C2C. That is an amazing achievement when you consider today's market! The performance factor can be summed up in one word: next-generation. At GeekPress, we have proven we know how to empower intra-strategically. Our technology takes the best features of Apache and ActionScript. Think front-end. We will revalue our aptitude to deploy without devaluing our ability to envisioneer. A company that can brand defiantly will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to actualize faithfully. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our initiatives but our capacity to productize. We invariably cultivate impactful, resource-constrained real-world, customer-directed, affiliate-based C2C. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current cycle! We believe we know that it is better to reintermediate strategically than to strategize iteravely. We will engage the standard industry standard industry commonly-used term "global". We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our e-tailers but our capability to whiteboard.