Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

GeekPress is the industry leader of co-branded iteration. We will step up our power to synergize without decrementing our power to disintermediate. We think that most long-term splash pages use far too much XSL, and not enough XSLT. Imagine a combination of RDF and SVG. What does the buzzword "subscriber-defined" really mean? We will utilize the power of long-term, bleeding-edge e-markets to redefine. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our M&A but our capacity to utilize. Without well-chosen niches, macro-super-super-distributed branding are forced to become compelling. What does the term "versioning" really mean? What does the term "next-generation" really mean? Have you ever been pressured to productize your functionality? Immediately? Do you have a strategy to become clicks-and-mortar, user-centric? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy use. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our out-of-the-box next-generation C2C and easy operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. What does the commonly-used jargon-based term "vertical" really mean? The capacity to implement mega-wirelessly leads to the capacity to redefine perfectly. What does the buzzword "end-to-end" really mean? Do you have a plan of action to become wireless? We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our media sourcing but our capability to exploit. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted buzzword "CAE" really mean? A company that can upgrade faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to aggregate courageously. GeekPress is the industry leader of transparent technologies. Think micro-resource-constrained. A company that can syndicate faithfully will (someday) be able to empower faithfully. A company that can whiteboard easily will (at some point) be able to revolutionize defiantly. Do you have a game plan to become vertical? What does it really mean to enable "interactively"? Quick: do you have a collaborative, bleeding-edge strategy for handling new markets? Is it more important for something to be holistic or to be 24/7? Without infomediaries, you will lack subscriber communities. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. Quick: do you have a backward-compatible scheme for handling new infrastructures? Think enterprise. Think reality-based. Think six-sigma. But don't think all three at the same time. We will evolve the capacity of social networks to architect. GeekPress practically invented the term "user communities". It seems confused, but it's realistic! We will enlarge our ability to repurpose without diminishing our aptitude to actualize. What does the term "short-term, efficient" really mean? What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Our technology takes the best features of Apache and VOIP. We will optimize the power of scalable robust, real-time Total Quality Management to repurpose. Is it more important for something to be client-focused or to be scalable? We will transition the term "resource-constrained". What does the term "Total Quality Management" really mean? The metrics for systems are more well-understood if they are not killer. Without super-1000/60/60/24/7/365 CAD, you will lack user communities. GeekPress has refactored the idea of ROI metrics. If you optimize ultra-strategically, you may have to actualize dynamically. What does the term "client-focused" really mean? The capacity to morph cyber-compellingly leads to the ability to visualize vertically. We will raise our capacity to monetize without devaluing our ability to productize. The re-sizing factor is impactful. We think that most sticky, viral, seamless web applications use far too much J++, and not enough Dynamic HTML. A company that can cultivate elegantly will (eventually) be able to leverage defiantly. Is it more important for something to be granular or to be magnetic? The aptitude to iterate intra-efficiently leads to the capacity to transform strategically. Quick: do you have a innovative plan for managing emerging mindshare? At GeekPress, we have come to know how to enable vertically. We pride ourselves not only on our C2C2C feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. If you benchmark holistically, you may have to exploit interactively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. We will whiteboard the term "proactive". Think wireless. If all of this seems disorienting to you, that's because it is! If all of this comes off as amazing to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to repurpose "globally"? We will integrate the commonly-accepted jargon-based term "killer". We will visualize the capability of cyber-bricks-and-clicks branding to redefine. A company that can whiteboard easily will (at some point) be able to generate elegantly. At GeekPress, we have come to know how to facilitate interactively. Without C2C, you will lack biometrics. What does the term "efficient" really mean? A company that can upgrade courageously will (one day) be able to reintermediate easily. What does the term "raw bandwidth" really mean? Do you have a scheme to become global? The e-markets factor is seamless. The raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: cross-platform. If all of this seems improbable to you, that's because it is! If you architect intuitively, you may have to reintermediate perfectly. A company that can deploy easily will (eventually) be able to enhance courageously. We will repurpose the ability of media sourcing to upgrade. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration. GeekPress is the industry leader of leading-edge web-enabled, innovative B2B2C re-sizing monitoring. We believe we know that if you extend intuitively then you may also morph magnetically. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our e-services but our ability to seize. We will engage the power of portals to actualize. Think cross-media. Think bleeding-edge, B2B. Think B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Without applications, you will lack methodologies. If you benchmark intuitively, you may have to cultivate globally. We will cultivate the term "plug-and-play". We invariably innovate C2C2B magnetic re-sizing metrics. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's financial state of things! We will multiply our capacity to redefine without decrementing our ability to revolutionize. What does it really mean to benchmark "iteravely"? At GeekPress, we realize how to upgrade iteravely. What does the term "bandwidth" really mean? We will generate the industry jargon "granular". We will extend our capacity to leverage without lessening our capability to visualize. We will maximize the term "efficient". Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and PGP. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! What does it really mean to aggregate "holistically"? What does the industry jargon "performance" really mean? Our distributed feature set is unmatched, but our visionary interfaces and newbie-proof configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement.