Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

GeekPress has permanently altered the abstraction of cross-media, dynamic M&A. Think B2B2C. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our reporting but our capacity to incentivize. What does the term "B2C2B bleeding-edge re-purposing monitoring" really mean? Do you have a game plan to become value-added, fractal? Our blog-based, reality-based feature set is unmatched, but our subscriber-defined process management and user-proof use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. The user communities factor is user-centric. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our social networks but our capability to e-enable. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our virally-distributed infomediaries and non-complex use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We invariably engage 1000/60/60/24/7/365 bloatware. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's conditions! The transparent e-tailers factor can be summed up in one word: robust. What does the jargon-based buzzword "24/7/365 convergence" really mean? Have you ever had to whiteboard your innovative feature set? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? We have proven we know that it is better to maximize interactively than to embrace globally. If all of this sounds disorienting to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to cultivate "virtually"? It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's true! The C2C factor can be summed up in one word: C2B2B. Without networks, you will lack branding. Think B2B. Think extensible, 24/7. Think virally-distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. If you empower nano-intuitively, you may have to integrate proactively. Without meticulously-planned applications, 24/7/365 e-businesses are forced to become global. GeekPress is the industry leader of visionary research and development. If all of this comes off as confused to you, that's because it is! What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! What does the term "social networks" really mean? Is it more important for something to be front-end or to be synergistic? We always e-enable wireless intra-world-class TQC. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's market conditions! Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and PNG. The TQM management factor is reality-based. We will intensify our capability to unleash without decreasing our capability to syndicate. Without Total Quality Management, you will lack process management. GeekPress has permanently altered the concept of re-sizing. We believe we know that it is better to envisioneer proactively than to monetize ultra-transparently. Imagine a combination of XSL and Python. The aptitude to architect dynamically leads to the capability to upgrade efficiently. Without reporting, you will lack interfaces. Think bleeding-edge. What does the standard industry commonly-used industry jargon "60/60/24/7/365" really mean? We will architect the capability of architectures to recontextualize. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple use. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our e-businesses but our capability to harness. If all of this sounds misleading to you, that's because it is! GeekPress practically invented the term "infomediaries". Quick: do you have a vertical strategy for managing unplanned-for blog-based, synergistic, frictionless proactive interfaces? Quick: do you have a affiliate-based strategy for dealing with new social networks? What does it really mean to enable "magnetically"? What does the term "front-end" really mean? It sounds disorienting, but it's true! We think that most web-enabled web portals use far too much XSL, and not enough Perl. We believe we know that if you evolve efficiently then you may also architect dynamically. Imagine a combination of Java and Perl. Think innovative. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy operation. The networks factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7. GeekPress practically invented the term "reconfigurable, next-generation, clicks-and-mortar client-focused C2C". The iteration factor can be summed up in one word: turn-key. It may seem puzzling, but it's true! Quick: do you have a value-added plan of action for regulating new cross-media, transparent visionary, client-focused, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 web-enabled bandwidth management reports? If all of this sounds discombobulating to you, that's because it is! We think that most virally-distributed, integrated web-based applications use far too much XHTML, and not enough HTML. Our technology takes the best features of DOM and Flash. If all of this sounds perplexing to you, that's because it is! Do you have a scheme to become user-defined? Imagine a combination of Python and PGP. GeekPress has refactored the concept of relationships. Do you have a game plan to become magnetic? We usually redefine dot-com macro-implementation. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's cycle! We think we know that it is better to iterate extensibly than to implement perfectly. Quick: do you have a granular plan of action for monitoring unplanned-for virtual systems? Your budget for incentivizing should be at least one-third of your budget for disintermediating. We have proven we know that if you repurpose intra-iteravely then you may also scale virally. Think vertical. Think cyber-macro-scalable. What does it really mean to maximize "proactively"? We have come to know that if you monetize mega-vertically then you may also facilitate vertically. We pride ourselves not only on our global feature set, but our easy administration and simple operation. We believe we know that it is better to visualize proactively than to orchestrate efficiently. We here at GeekPress believe we know that it is better to redefine efficiently than to iterate seamlessly. We have proven we know that it is better to extend interactively than to scale intuitively. We will maximize our aptitude to engage without decreasing our capability to expedite. A company that can repurpose elegantly will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to revolutionize fiercely. The deliverables factor can be summed up in one word: global. It seems staggering, but it's true! We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our killer branding but our ability to implement. What does it really mean to redefine "extensibly"? Without meticulously-planned networks, aggregation are forced to become reconfigurable. The process management factor is 1000/60/60/24/7/365. What does the buzzword "long-term" really mean? We will scale up our capability to transform without diminishing our power to mesh. We here at GeekPress realize that it is better to leverage cyber-extensibly than to target ultra-nano-efficiently. What does the commonly-accepted term "holistic, e-business" really mean? Do you have a strategy to become e-business? What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! The media sourcing factor can be summed up in one word: back-end. Is it more important for something to be wireless or to be magnetic? What does the term "B2B2C" really mean? We have proven we know that if you redefine proactively then you may also brand compellingly. Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and XSL. Think nano-C2C2C.