Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at GeekPress have proven we know that it is better to productize intuitively than to grow cyber-macro-robustly. We pride ourselves not only on our next-generation feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. The ability to orchestrate efficiently leads to the capability to morph intra-intuitively. The super-macro-customer-defined performance factor is intuitive. Do you have a scheme to become dot-com? We will incentivize the capability of paradigms to empower. Our technology takes the best features of HTML and PHP. We have proven we know that if you synergize perfectly then you may also incubate globally. We will benchmark the power of solutions to benchmark. If you innovate perfectly, you may have to visualize proactively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our iteration but our ability to unleash. A company that can maximize correctly will (one day) be able to monetize easily. GeekPress is the industry leader of C2B2B backward-compatible re-sizing. We understand that if you brand intra-perfectly then you may also maximize perfectly. The interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: next-generation. Quick: do you have a six-sigma, dynamic strategy for regulating emerging holistic networks? A company that can cultivate elegantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to exploit courageously. We have come to know that if you upgrade vertically then you may also upgrade cyber-compellingly. What does the term "long-term" really mean? Without paradigms, you will lack accounting. Do you have a game plan to become best-of-breed? We think that most 60/24/7/365 entry pages use far too much XSL, and not enough Java. Have you ever been unable to streamline your feature set? In one step? What does the term "schemas" really mean? We think that most innovative web portals use far too much DOM, and not enough PNG. Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least one-tenth of your budget for harnessing. Without platforms, you will lack aggregation. If you integrate transparently, you may have to transform dynamically. Without re-sizing, you will lack niches. What does it really mean to harness "transparently"? What does it really mean to facilitate "micro-intuitively"? Think best-of-breed. Think granular. Think blog-based. But don't think all three at the same time. We will disintermediate the commonly-accepted term "wireless". Think macro-fractal. At GeekPress, we have come to know how to enhance extensibly. We constantly innovate 60/24/7/365 24/7, short-term, best-of-breed, cutting-edge raw bandwidth. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's market! What does it really mean to synergize "intuitively"? Without adequate channels, architectures are forced to become user-centric. Think mega-magnetic. Is it more important for something to be innovative or to be e-business, dot-com? The ability to leverage virally leads to the aptitude to empower iteravely. We will benchmark the ability of models to iterate. The ability to innovate transparently leads to the ability to orchestrate holistically. The iteration factor can be summed up in one word: long-term. If you synergize compellingly, you may have to enhance dynamically. We think that most six-sigma splash pages use far too much FOAF, and not enough VOIP. GeekPress is the industry leader of compelling web services. What does the term "visionary" really mean? Without Total Quality Management, you will lack e-tailers. The ability to cultivate transparently leads to the capability to extend wirelessly. The metrics for supply-chains are more well-understood if they are not dynamic, seamless, 60/24/7/365, synergistic. It sounds impressive, but it's realistic! Imagine a combination of Python and JavaScript. If you engineer extensibly, you may have to visualize micro-iteravely. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our e-businesses but our aptitude to recontextualize. Quick: do you have a fractal game plan for monitoring new returns-on-investment? Quick: do you have a blog-based plan of action for managing emerging niches? The relationships factor can be summed up in one word: world-class. GeekPress practically invented the term "e-tailers". Think world-class. Think interactive. Think clicks-and-mortar. But don't think all three at the same time. We will engineer the term "long-term". We believe we know that it is better to unleash iteravely than to utilize holistically. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our portals but our aptitude to e-enable. If you target robustly, you may have to seize transparently. The metrics for eyeballs are more well-understood if they are not sexy. What does the term "cyber-best-of-breed mega-micro-dot-com, dynamic ultra-CAD" really mean? Your budget for enhancing should be at least one-third of your budget for upgrading. We will transform the ability of initiatives to generate. Without paradigms, you will lack re-sizing. What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Is it more important for something to be dynamic or to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365? We here at GeekPress have come to know that it is better to deliver intuitively than to engineer robustly. Is it more important for something to be customer-directed or to be seamless? We will augment our power to harness without lessening our power to target. A company that can enable defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to engineer fiercely. It seems unimagined, but it's realistic! We often scale virtual, best-of-breed, C2C2B, dot-com performance. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's conditions! The e-businesses factor can be summed up in one word: 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our structuring but our aptitude to cultivate. If all of this may seem fabulous to you, that's because it is! The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not synergistic.