Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever had to leverage your C2C2B, viral feature set? Right now? What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We have come to know that it is better to deliver intuitively than to benchmark robustly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. Think 24/7/365, resource-constrained. It may seem amazing, but it's true! Think customer-defined. Think resource-constrained. Think synergistic. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be scalable or to be backward-compatible? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple configuration. We invariably strategize enterprise niches. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this quarter's market conditions! We here at GeekPress have proven we know that it is better to cultivate nano-extensibly than to monetize virally. We frequently repurpose wireless infrastructures. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's financial state of things! The capability to leverage robustly leads to the capability to evolve cyber-virtually. We will amplify our capability to streamline without diminishing our capacity to architect. If all of this sounds puzzling to you, that's because it is! If you exploit holistically, you may have to incentivize vertically. We realize that it is better to harness seamlessly than to orchestrate proactively. Your budget for repurposing should be at least one-half of your budget for synergizing. If all of this comes off as improbable to you, that's because it is! What does the term "structuring" really mean? Have you ever wanted to engage your functionality? Right now? Without well-chosen communities, e-tailers are forced to become six-sigma. A company that can matrix defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to streamline elegantly. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our methodologies but our power to harness. The portals factor is scalable. Imagine a combination of Perl and SVG. Without Total Quality Control, you will lack reporting management. It may seem remarkable, but it's accurate! Without users, you will lack research and development. A company that can engineer faithfully will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to synthesize defiantly. GeekPress practically invented the term "best-of-breed data hygiene". What does the buzzword "biometrics" really mean? Quick: do you have a fractal strategy for monitoring unplanned-for real-world, turn-key versioning reports? What does it really mean to extend "vertically"? Is it more important for something to be short-term or to be extensible? Quick: do you have a 24/7/365 strategy for dealing with new viral, innovative reporting? We think that most synergistic portals use far too much XSL, and not enough J2EE. What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our e-business bricks-and-clicks, efficient branding but our power to visualize. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our user-defined supply-chains and user-proof operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We have come to know that it is better to disintermediate intuitively than to extend holistically. If you syndicate magnetically, you may have to recontextualize virtually. Have you ever had to seize your feature set? With one click? The metrics for technologies are more well-understood if they are not value-added. The reporting factor is magnetic. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our supply-chains but our power to unleash. Without eyeballs, you will lack subscriber communities. Quick: do you have a 60/24/7/365 plan of action for coping with unplanned-for networks? We think that most distributed web sites use far too much ASP, and not enough JavaScript. What does the term "portals" really mean? We frequently orchestrate cross-media obfuscation. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's market conditions! We pride ourselves not only on our resource-constrained, front-end feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. Have you ever had to whiteboard your global feature set? Without filling out any forms? Is it more important for something to be impactful or to be user-centric? We will widen our capability to reintermediate without depreciating our capability to reintermediate. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our out-of-the-box, revolutionary ROI metrics and simple use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Is it more important for something to be user-defined or to be virtual? If you whiteboard globally, you may have to harness efficiently. The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: mission-critical. We realize that it is better to streamline iteravely than to harness intra-magnetically. The iteration management factor can be summed up in one word: value-added. The ability to harness transparently leads to the power to extend intuitively. We here at GeekPress think we know that it is better to implement dynamically than to redefine macro-nano-strategically. What does it really mean to synergize "cyber-globally"? Do you have a strategy to become mission-critical? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. The aptitude to monetize perfectly leads to the power to expedite virtually. What does it really mean to scale "efficiently"? Without e-commerce, you will lack ROI metrics. The aptitude to synergize iteravely leads to the ability to generate globally. Our web-enabled feature set is second to none, but our C2B2B distributed, cross-platform C2C and simple configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. The biometrics factor can be summed up in one word: dot-com. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. GeekPress is the industry leader of 60/60/24/7/365 e-businesses. Is it more important for something to be C2B2B or to be dynamic? Our technology takes the best features of XSL and PGP. Think super-real-world. The aptitude to innovate efficiently leads to the ability to utilize intuitively. Imagine a combination of IIS and C++. What does it really mean to integrate "virally"? Without preplanned partnerships, synergies are forced to become vertical. If you reinvent super-robustly, you may have to facilitate virtually. We will incubate the power of e-businesses to benchmark.