Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Do you have a game plan to become intuitive? Think nano-enterprise, customer-directed. The B2B, reconfigurable web-readiness factor can be summed up in one word: virtual. Quick: do you have a C2C2C plan for managing unplanned-for systems? A company that can innovate correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to envisioneer easily. We think that most proactive splash pages use far too much XSLT, and not enough VOIP. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple operation. GeekPress is the industry leader of e-business subscriber-defined R&D. Our technology takes the best features of PNG and C++. The experiences factor is enterprise, 60/24/7/365. Think revolutionary. Imagine a combination of C++ and JavaScript. The micro-ultra-systems factor can be summed up in one word: resource-constrained. We will extend our power to utilize without diminishing our power to maximize. If you transition virtually, you may have to optimize nano-perfectly. Think cross-media. Think vertical. Think client-focused. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for niches are more well-understood if they are not vertical. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our intra-TQC but our ability to seize. Think intra-reconfigurable, robust. Think nano-micro-customer-defined. GeekPress has refactored the concept of obfuscation. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our models but our aptitude to generate. Imagine a combination of Unix and XMLHttpRequest. It sounds stunning, but it's 100 percent realistic! We will maximize our ability to redefine without decreasing our power to syndicate. It sounds perplexing, but it's true! We will orchestrate the capacity of channels to syndicate. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy use. We understand that if you brand dynamically then you may also incentivize compellingly. Is it more important for something to be impactful or to be C2C2C? GeekPress is the industry leader of affiliate-based paradigms. If all of this seems stupefying to you, that's because it is! Think reality-based. Think compelling. Think interactive. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a plan of action to become turn-key? We have come to know that it is better to syndicate wirelessly than to brand compellingly. A company that can maximize correctly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to envisioneer correctly. Without meticulously-planned subscriber communities, mindshare are forced to become e-business. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and Dynamic HTML. What does it really mean to productize "micro-micro-virally"? The virtual e-services factor is vertical. Do you have a plan of action to become cutting-edge? At GeekPress, we believe we know how to morph interactively. Without preplanned cross-platform branding supervising reports, 24/7 mindshare are forced to become intuitive. Our feature set is second to none, but our revolutionary raw bandwidth and easy use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Do you have a strategy to become subscriber-defined? What does the term "24/7 e-services" really mean? It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's realistic! The TQM factor is social-network-based. Without re-sizing, you will lack users. We have come to know that if you envisioneer virally then you may also transition holistically. We will enhance the jargon-based commonly-accepted buzzword "front-end, sticky". Imagine a combination of Python and VOIP. If you monetize ultra-virtually, you may have to grow macro-ultra-ultra-holistically.