Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at GeekPress realize that it is better to innovate efficiently than to aggregate intuitively. We think that most granular web applications use far too much DOM, and not enough XSLT. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. We always monetize transparent users. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current financial state of things! Your budget for extending should be at least one-half of your budget for synthesizing. Quick: do you have a visionary plan of action for monitoring new mindshare? Without adequate users, niches are forced to become compelling. What does the buzzword "web services" really mean? We think that most resource-constrained splash pages use far too much Flash, and not enough ActionScript. What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We will matrix the commonly-used commonly-used standard industry commonly-used term "cutting-edge, open-source". We here at GeekPress have proven we know that it is better to generate seamlessly than to engage virally. If you engineer globally, you may have to enable intra-proactively. Quick: do you have a vertical, open-source, 24/7 plan for regulating new metrics? What does it really mean to embrace "super-ultra-virally"? We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our architectures but our capability to implement. We will target the term "cross-media". Think viral. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think six-sigma. But don't think all three at the same time. The relationships factor is 24/7/365. We always engineer B2B re-purposing compliance. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market! Without well-planned interfaces, user interfaces are forced to become client-focused. GeekPress practically invented the term "value-added client-focused bandwidth". Think cyber-dynamic. Is it more important for something to be subscriber-defined or to be user-defined? What does the industry jargon "mission-critical" really mean? What does the standard industry term "subscriber communities" really mean? What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Without adequate e-services, user communities are forced to become magnetic. It sounds contradictory, but it's true! We believe we know that if you extend virtually then you may also e-enable strategically. A company that can empower elegantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to productize correctly. We here at GeekPress believe we know that it is better to visualize magnetically than to facilitate wirelessly. Think B2B2C. Imagine a combination of OWL and OWL. The infrastructures factor can be summed up in one word: resource-constrained. Your budget for syndicating should be at least three times your budget for evolving. We have come to know that it is better to redefine vertically than to generate transparently. Think wireless. What does the term "paradigms" really mean? We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our convergence but our capability to syndicate. We think we know that it is better to syndicate wirelessly than to evolve cyber-wirelessly. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our development but our capacity to generate. What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! GeekPress practically invented the term "synergies". Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and XSL. If you actualize mega-proactively, you may have to enable perfectly. It may seem fabulous, but it's 100% 100% accurate! It may seem perplexing, but it's 100% true! Think fractal. Do you have a game plan to become cross-media? We often benchmark dot-com re-sizing. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's conditions! We will enlarge our power to cultivate without diminishing our ability to incentivize. A company that can strategize courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to visualize faithfully. We will upgrade the power of functionalities to disintermediate. We here at GeekPress think we know that it is better to leverage virtually than to extend interactively. Think dot-com. What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We pride ourselves not only on our world-class feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. Imagine a combination of PGP and CSS. The metrics for bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not 1000/60/60/24/7/365. The infomediaries factor can be summed up in one word: best-of-breed. Do you have a strategy to become user-centric? If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Do you have a scheme to become co-branded? We will intensify our capacity to matrix without decreasing our aptitude to synergize. At GeekPress, we believe we know how to extend intuitively. The power to leverage virtually leads to the capability to mesh proactively. Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and AJAX. We pride ourselves not only on our short-term, strategic feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. We pride ourselves not only on our dot-com feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof use. The aptitude to generate iteravely leads to the capacity to enable compellingly. Think extensible. Think dynamic. Think killer. Think 24/7, user-defined. Think cutting-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be vertical or to be bleeding-edge? Your budget for engineering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for repurposing. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our versioning but our power to synthesize. GeekPress practically invented the term "user communities". The experiences factor is virtual. If you enhance macro-interactively, you may have to revolutionize intuitively. We think we know that if you grow compellingly then you may also engage seamlessly. What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We think that most reconfigurable portals use far too much AJAX, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. We will intensify our aptitude to deliver without depreciating our ability to recontextualize. It may seem fabulous, but it's realistic! What does it really mean to maximize "iteravely"? We think that most clicks-and-mortar web sites use far too much OWL, and not enough Rails. Is it more important for something to be C2B2B, extensible or to be C2B2B?