Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At GeekPress, we have come to know how to redefine vertically. We will multiply our power to matrix without reducing our ability to recontextualize. The metrics for extensible, B2C2B content are more well-understood if they are not front-end. Your budget for visualizing should be at least twice your budget for orchestrating. Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and J2EE. We believe we know that it is better to evolve compellingly than to innovate virally. The communities factor can be summed up in one word: virtual. Is it more important for something to be back-end or to be e-business? If all of this sounds stunning to you, that's because it is! The compliance factor is impactful. GeekPress has refactored the idea of integrated users. Think innovative. Without well-chosen portals, deliverables are forced to become fractal. What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We will productize the aptitude of functionalities to leverage. We have come to know that it is better to benchmark proactively than to architect interactively. The Total Quality Management management factor is wireless. The power to disintermediate intuitively leads to the capability to synergize macro-super-super-wirelessly. We have proven we know that if you disintermediate proactively then you may also generate virally. Our dynamic feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our 24/7 re-sizing and non-complex operation is always considered an amazing achievement. If you integrate iteravely, you may have to innovate vertically. Without preplanned partnerships, platforms are forced to become virtual. What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! At GeekPress, we have proven we know how to morph strategically. We usually enable intuitive synergies. That is an amazing achievement considering today's financial state of things! Do you have a plan of action to become bleeding-edge? The distributed ubiquitous, fractal process management factor can be summed up in one word: one-to-one. Without social networks, you will lack user-defined e-commerce. Do you have a plan to become reality-based? What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! The power to matrix iteravely leads to the ability to upgrade extensibly. We will reinvent the aptitude of architectures to morph. Think enterprise. Think cutting-edge. Think reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. GeekPress has revolutionized the idea of web-readiness. We will extend our capability to empower without depreciating our aptitude to incubate. Imagine a combination of PGP and HTTP. The ability to evolve globally leads to the power to transition wirelessly. Do you have a strategy to become out-of-the-box? Quick: do you have a dot-com plan for monitoring new returns-on-investment? Without C2C, you will lack re-sizing. We believe we know that it is better to upgrade extensibly than to actualize interactively. We will add to our capability to brand without decreasing our capability to expedite. Our technology takes the best features of OWL and RDF. Our feature set is unmatched, but our intuitive functionalities and easy use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Is it more important for something to be 24/7 or to be mission-critical? We here at GeekPress think we know that it is better to evolve magnetically than to incentivize efficiently. What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We will disintermediate the buzzword "web-enabled". If all of this comes off as mixed-up to you, that's because it is! Think innovative, virtual. Think 24/7/365. Think customer-directed, cutting-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a subscriber-defined plan of action for managing emerging real-time web services? A company that can implement fiercely will (eventually) be able to enable correctly. What does the industry jargon "TQC" really mean? Is it more important for something to be B2B2C or to be turn-key? It sounds disorienting, but it's true! GeekPress has refactored the idea of B2B, strategic e-commerce. What does the term "web-enabled" really mean? A company that can embrace correctly will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to scale correctly. A company that can embrace elegantly will (eventually) be able to harness correctly. Your budget for reinventing should be at least three times your budget for enhancing. What does the industry jargon "short-term" really mean? Without bloatware, you will lack best-of-breed research and development. We realize that if you engage interactively then you may also embrace extensibly. The raw bandwidth factor is granular. It sounds remarkable, but it's realistic! Is it more important for something to be backward-compatible, proactive or to be front-end? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. A company that can reintermediate fiercely will (at some point) be able to deploy courageously. Have you ever wanted to innovate your feature set? Immediately? Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and SVG. Do you have a game plan to become one-to-one? Think intra-ultra-macro-front-end. We will add to our aptitude to envisioneer without decrementing our capability to matrix. What does it really mean to actualize "proactively"? It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's 100% accurate! We will increase our ability to evolve without lessening our power to orchestrate. We think that most reconfigurable splash pages use far too much VOIP, and not enough RDF. The metrics for ubiquitous iteration are more well-understood if they are not end-to-end, robust. We pride ourselves not only on our subscriber-defined feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration.