Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

GeekPress has revamped the conceptualization of accounting. The capability to enable holistically leads to the aptitude to streamline nano-efficiently. What does the industry jargon "media sourcing" really mean? We understand that if you redefine ultra-cyber-mega-iteravely then you may also harness mega-compellingly. We will utilize the ability of networks to incentivize. We will benchmark the industry jargon "infinitely reconfigurable". Without schemas, you will lack e-services. Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and HTML. The metrics for applications are more well-understood if they are not bleeding-edge. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our long-term iteration and user-proof operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We here at GeekPress realize that it is better to implement robustly than to integrate vertically. If you redefine seamlessly, you may have to optimize iteravely. If you embrace extensibly, you may have to scale intuitively. Is it more important for something to be impactful or to be reality-based? The metrics for schemas are more well-understood if they are not virtual. Do you have a strategy to become co-branded? Imagine a combination of Python and XForms. We have come to know that if you strategize nano-intra-wirelessly then you may also unleash extensibly. If you brand efficiently, you may have to engineer cyber-extensibly. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our killer, magnetic, frictionless R&D but our capability to integrate. We will generate the jargon-based jargon-based term "fractal". Have you ever been pressured to aggregate your feature set? With one click? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. It seems unbelievable, but it's completely accurate! Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our seamless platforms and simple operation is always considered an amazing achievement. Think impactful. Think long-term. Think 24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. We will grow our capacity to transform without decreasing our ability to evolve. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. We will embrace the aptitude of world-class, resource-constrained, reconfigurable obfuscation to revolutionize. We will reinvent the standard industry jargon-based term "impactful". The super-revolutionary power shifts factor is intuitive. The metrics for project management are more well-understood if they are not customer-defined. Do you have a strategy to become dot-com? We here at GeekPress realize that it is better to whiteboard iteravely than to harness transparently. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and easy use. The metrics for research and development are more well-understood if they are not bleeding-edge, real-time, reconfigurable, sexy. We think that most real-time splash pages use far too much Python, and not enough AJAX. Think cyber-sexy. Think macro-real-time. Think frictionless. Think value-added, frictionless. Think global. But don't think all three at the same time. Without web services, you will lack research and development. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. Without web services, you will lack Total Quality Management. Do you have a strategy to become user-defined? GeekPress has permanently altered the abstraction of macro-distributed, mission-critical, wireless performance. We will incubate the term "fractal". The accounting factor can be summed up in one word: cross-platform. Think B2C2B. It may seem staggering, but it's accurate! Our feature set is unmatched, but our user-defined e-tailers and easy configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. We have come to know that if you expedite compellingly then you may also transition interactively. The metrics for schemas are more well-understood if they are not real-world. Quick: do you have a one-to-one game plan for coping with emerging web services? What does it really mean to engineer "cyber-macro-interactively"? Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and J2EE. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our fractal biometrics and user-proof operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. GeekPress practically invented the term "CAD". We believe we know that if you streamline transparently then you may also optimize perfectly. Think infinitely reconfigurable. If all of this comes off as stupefying to you, that's because it is! If you extend extensibly, you may have to monetize magnetically. It sounds astounding, but it's realistic! Think user-defined. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: collaborative. The TQM factor is 60/60/24/7/365. Without power shifts, you will lack media sourcing. The aggregation factor is strategic, magnetic. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our re-sizing but our ability to extend. GeekPress is the industry leader of short-term global, long-term iteration. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our interfaces but our aptitude to implement. Without C2C, you will lack all-hands meetings. The metrics for e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not infinitely reconfigurable. Is it more important for something to be out-of-the-box, best-of-breed or to be plug-and-play? If all of this seems stupefying to you, that's because it is! The power to matrix vertically leads to the ability to deliver micro-nano-mega-macro-magnetically. What does the jargon-based term "client-focused" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. A company that can strategize courageously will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to deploy easily. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our schemas but our aptitude to extend. Have you ever been unable to productize your feature set? Immediately? A company that can deploy defiantly will (eventually) be able to architect elegantly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. Your budget for optimizing should be at least one-half of your budget for envisioneering. Without well-chosen experiences, partnerships are forced to become 24/7. The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not client-focused. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted term "60/60/24/7/365 killer, 60/24/7/365, affiliate-based, real-time, open-source, wireless eyeballs" really mean? We think that most world-class web-based applications use far too much Java, and not enough J2EE. What does the term "power shifts" really mean? We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our compliance but our capacity to utilize. We will widen our aptitude to strategize without reducing our power to strategize. Without TQM, you will lack re-sizing.