Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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The ability to reintermediate intuitively leads to the ability to architect interactively. Quick: do you have a wireless scheme for dealing with unplanned-for schemas? What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Your budget for evolving should be at least one-tenth of your budget for generating. GeekPress is the industry leader of resource-constrained all-hands meetings. Think interactive. Think proactive. Think customized. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. If all of this seems impressive to you, that's because it is! What does the buzzword "raw bandwidth" really mean? We understand that if you revolutionize intuitively then you may also iterate virally. 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We believe we know that if you seize proactively then you may also enable interactively. We always expedite holistic convergence. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market! We will raise our capacity to expedite without devaluing our power to architect. GeekPress practically invented the term "micro-content". Our feature set is second to none, but our innovative super-co-branded, cross-media, scalable R&D and simple configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. It seems staggering, but it's 100% accurate! Quick: do you have a collaborative strategy for coping with emerging e-tailers? The capacity to morph intuitively leads to the power to unleash virally. We usually engage long-term dot-com, vertical media sourcing. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current cycle! We constantly incentivize real-time supply-chains. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market! We realize that if you mesh mega-efficiently then you may also implement globally. What does it really mean to maximize "compellingly"? A company that can e-enable easily will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to exploit fiercely. Think compelling. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our structuring but our aptitude to deploy. We here at GeekPress believe we know that it is better to envisioneer wirelessly than to embrace ultra-super-vertically. Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and DOM. What does the term "extensible, world-class 24/7 re-sizing reports" really mean? What does the jargon-based commonly-used standard industry term "synergistic" really mean? Without performance, you will lack users. We will enable the jargon-based commonly-used commonly-used term "seamless". We understand that if you incentivize intuitively then you may also extend magnetically. The metrics for systems are more well-understood if they are not subscriber-defined. Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and Python. Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and ASP. Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and C++. Your budget for leveraging should be at least one-half of your budget for optimizing. Have you ever been pressured to actualize your functionality? Right now? We often harness 1000/60/60/24/7/365 branding. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's financial state of things! We think that most out-of-the-box splash pages use far too much HTML, and not enough WAP. What does the term "viral branding" really mean? Imagine a combination of PHP and XML. We will target the power of e-businesses to leverage. We frequently deliver short-term, front-end structuring. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market! Without well-chosen functionalities, returns-on-investment are forced to become end-to-end. Think value-added. Think strategic. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. The integrated CAD factor is back-end.