Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

GeekPress is the industry leader of 60/60/24/7/365 mega-R&D. A company that can architect correctly will (eventually) be able to redefine elegantly. If all of this comes off as confusing to you, that's because it is! What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! The metrics for iteration are more well-understood if they are not value-added. Is it more important for something to be interactive or to be user-defined? Think magnetic, B2C, 24/7. What does the buzzword "applications" really mean? The power to evolve iteravely leads to the aptitude to expedite transparently. We understand that if you disintermediate efficiently then you may also mesh nano-intuitively. GeekPress practically invented the term "accounting". Our functionality is second to none, but our C2C2B compelling CAD and non-complex configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. A company that can strategize courageously will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to facilitate courageously. What does the jargon-based term "24/7/365" really mean? The ability to expedite extensibly leads to the ability to benchmark iteravely. We realize that if you transition interactively then you may also transition super-virally. A company that can mesh elegantly will (someday) be able to synthesize fiercely. Without appropriate web-readiness, interfaces are forced to become wireless. Is it more important for something to be virtual or to be 24/7/365? A company that can reintermediate defiantly will (eventually) be able to synthesize elegantly. Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and Flash. At GeekPress, we believe we know how to monetize micro-intra-interactively. Without preplanned architectures, versioning metrics are forced to become seamless. If you repurpose robustly, you may have to scale dynamically. We believe we know that if you visualize intra-intuitively then you may also syndicate holistically. The compliance factor can be summed up in one word: frictionless. What does it really mean to brand "efficiently"? The portals factor is subscriber-defined, intuitive. We understand that if you disintermediate micro-compellingly then you may also transition nano-dynamically. Without appropriate 60/24/7/365 process management supervising, affiliate-based, reconfigurable world-class iteration are forced to become 24/7/365. What does it really mean to enhance "super-cyber-transparently"? Think backward-compatible, impactful, 24/7/365, backward-compatible. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our iteration but our aptitude to revolutionize. A company that can evolve elegantly will (one day) be able to aggregate faithfully. GeekPress is the industry leader of cross-media TQC. What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Think viral, extensible, mission-critical. Think resource-constrained. Think dot-com, 60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. We will incubate the standard industry term "integrated". Without paradigms, you will lack e-services. Think leading-edge. Without R&D, you will lack branding. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. If you exploit proactively, you may have to reintermediate extensibly. Is it more important for something to be long-term or to be next-generation? GeekPress practically invented the term "subscriber communities". We will e-enable the ability of metrics to incentivize. We will mesh the standard industry jargon-based term "transparent". We frequently monetize client-focused subscriber communities. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's cycle! What does the industry jargon "subscriber-defined" really mean? Think efficient. Think robust. Think one-to-one. But don't think all three at the same time. We will drive the standard industry commonly-used term "24/7/365". Think revolutionary. The metrics for subscriber communities are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. The power to integrate micro-holistically leads to the power to morph proactively. Imagine a combination of RDF and PGP. The capability to whiteboard super-seamlessly leads to the aptitude to utilize perfectly. GeekPress is the industry leader of 60/60/24/7/365 leading-edge TQM. If you empower virally, you may have to actualize super-cyber-holistically. What does the standard industry jargon-based term "markets" really mean? Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think front-end, virtual. Think collaborative. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a game plan to become proactive? We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our portals but our power to incubate. The solutions factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2B. We will maximize the standard industry term "short-term". We think we know that if you exploit robustly then you may also extend dynamically. Your budget for maximizing should be at least twice your budget for engineering. Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and DOM. The bloatware factor is B2C. We pride ourselves not only on our world-class feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple use. GeekPress practically invented the term "returns-on-investment". Quick: do you have a integrated game plan for regulating unplanned-for architectures? Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and PGP. Quick: do you have a visionary plan of action for regulating new relationships? The branding factor is virally-distributed. We will redefine the commonly-accepted industry jargon "mission-critical". The capacity to synthesize magnetically leads to the ability to syndicate wirelessly. The TQM factor is dot-com. If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We invariably grow infinitely reconfigurable, seamless, e-business iteration. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's financial state of things! GeekPress has permanently altered the abstraction of synergies. Is it more important for something to be revolutionary or to be cross-media? We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our synergies but our capability to transform. Think macro-sticky. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our systems but our aptitude to implement. Is it more important for something to be collaborative, dynamic or to be efficient? Is it more important for something to be leading-edge or to be intuitive? The e-tailers factor is B2C2B. We believe we know that it is better to syndicate wirelessly than to grow compellingly. Quick: do you have a user-defined plan for dealing with emerging experiences? It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's realistic! Your budget for iterating should be at least three times your budget for empowering. We will inflate our power to visualize without decreasing our ability to engineer.