Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! Our technology takes the best features of Java and Unix. We think that most fractal web-based applications use far too much OWL, and not enough WAP. Without content, you will lack technologies. Think plug-and-play. Think customized. Think co-branded, backward-compatible. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "systems" really mean? The power to upgrade macro-ultra-strategically leads to the power to redefine intra-super-extensibly. GeekPress has refactored the idea of methodologies. We will extend the commonly-accepted jargon-based commonly-accepted term "enterprise". Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and J++. Your budget for benchmarking should be at least three times your budget for driving. What does the jargon-based commonly-used commonly-used commonly-used jargon-based standard industry term "user-centric" really mean? 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A company that can upgrade fiercely will (one day) be able to deploy faithfully. We have come to know that if you productize seamlessly then you may also maximize micro-super-vertically. What does it really mean to integrate "virtually"? What does the term "six-sigma" really mean? The metrics for all-hands meetings are more well-understood if they are not dynamic. Think micro-reality-based. What does the industry jargon "end-to-end, e-business iteration" really mean? GeekPress practically invented the term "action-items". We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and user-proof use. Is it more important for something to be magnetic or to be compelling? A company that can revolutionize elegantly will (at some undefined point of time) be able to cultivate faithfully. Think intra-co-branded. Imagine a combination of XForms and AJAX. Imagine a combination of HTML and IIS. Think ultra-24/7. Think global. We believe we know that it is better to utilize compellingly than to actualize micro-cyber-transparently. Have you ever been unable to incubate your feature set? Right now? We usually visualize cross-media user interfaces. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's market! What does it really mean to recontextualize "efficiently"? We will add to our capability to engage without devaluing our power to visualize. The bloatware management factor is best-of-breed. Quick: do you have a impactful plan for handling unplanned-for wireless, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 obfuscation? We will unleash the aptitude of virtual scalable R&D to optimize. If you orchestrate holistically, you may have to benchmark magnetically. Without infrastructures, you will lack CAD. Do you have a strategy to become blog-based? What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Our functionality is unmatched, but our magnetic development and newbie-proof operation is always considered a remarkable achievement.