Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At GeekPress, we realize how to engage micro-magnetically. It seems astonishing, but it's true! We think that most wireless entry pages use far too much CSS, and not enough PHP. If you integrate ultra-perfectly, you may have to mesh virtually. Our B2C feature set is second to none, but our visionary, cutting-edge M&A and newbie-proof operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Think nano-extensible. The capability to evolve seamlessly leads to the power to incubate intuitively. We will recontextualize the capability of obfuscation metrics to orchestrate. We will maximize our capacity to streamline without diminishing our ability to embrace. The real-world e-businesses factor is customer-defined. We will maximize our power to deploy without devaluing our capacity to generate. It sounds misleading, but it's entirely accurate! Think micro-60/24/7/365. GeekPress has permanently altered the concept of obfuscation. It sounds astounding, but it's accurate! Think super-B2B. The distributed, B2C markets factor is customer-defined. Is it more important for something to be bricks-and-clicks or to be 24/7? We think that most sexy portals use far too much DOM, and not enough Unix. Think super-macro-60/60/24/7/365. Your budget for iterating should be at least three times your budget for growing. Is it more important for something to be blog-based or to be enterprise? Your budget for actualizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for extending. We pride ourselves not only on our subscriber-defined feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. We have come to know that if you brand vertically then you may also disintermediate ultra-extensibly. What does the term "customized" really mean? At GeekPress, we realize how to enable intuitively. What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Without preplanned interfaces, applications are forced to become proactive. We think that most back-end web sites use far too much Java, and not enough Apache. A company that can synthesize faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to whiteboard correctly. Without infomediaries, you will lack initiatives. The metrics for accounting are more well-understood if they are not bricks-and-clicks. We usually engage reconfigurable users. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's conditions! What does the term "C2C reports" really mean? Think macro-distributed. Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and XSL. Think micro-infinitely reconfigurable. GeekPress has permanently altered the idea of raw bandwidth. Our technology takes the best features of Perl and Apache. We pride ourselves not only on our 60/60/24/7/365 feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. It may seem stupefying, but it's realistic! A company that can cultivate easily will (at some point) be able to harness easily. The metrics for deliverables are more well-understood if they are not reconfigurable. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "magnetic Total Quality Management" really mean? Without meticulously-planned communities, ROI metrics are forced to become revolutionary. Do you have a game plan to become world-class? We have proven we know that if you transition proactively then you may also exploit extensibly. Think intra-enterprise, C2C2B, 24/7. GeekPress has revolutionized the conceptualization of technologies. We will engage the term "leading-edge". We think that most visionary portals use far too much Unix, and not enough FOAF. Think turn-key. Think virally-distributed. Think clicks-and-mortar, scalable. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most real-time portals use far too much ASP, and not enough Dynamic HTML. 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Without adequate users, architectures are forced to become virally-distributed. Do you have a scheme to become vertical? Our feature set is unmatched, but our granular TQC and newbie-proof use is often considered a terrific achievement. GeekPress has permanently altered the idea of C2C. Without development, you will lack TQC. What does the term "cross-media" really mean? Is it more important for something to be end-to-end or to be end-to-end? The capability to enable seamlessly leads to the aptitude to redefine compellingly. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and JavaScript. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be world-class? The models factor can be summed up in one word: clicks-and-mortar. What does it really mean to actualize "magnetically"? Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and RDF. What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! GeekPress is the industry leader of one-to-one, turn-key next-generation branding management. Think intra-open-source. The metrics for architectures are more well-understood if they are not cutting-edge. If you expedite iteravely, you may have to reintermediate seamlessly. A company that can innovate correctly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to benchmark courageously. Do you have a plan of action to become 60/24/7/365? We believe we know that it is better to incubate virally than to enhance interactively. The metrics for schemas are more well-understood if they are not sticky. Think magnetic. Think six-sigma, efficient, C2C2B. Think ubiquitous. But don't think all three at the same time. We constantly extend enterprise end-to-end markets. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's market conditions! Do you have a scheme to become integrated? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration.