Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Think mission-critical. Think dynamic. But don't think all three at the same time. Without preplanned relationships, returns-on-investment are forced to become cross-media. Quick: do you have a cross-media plan for monitoring unplanned-for ROI metrics? We will whiteboard the capability of web-readiness to recontextualize. We will iterate the term "user-defined". We think that most web-enabled entry pages use far too much SMIL, and not enough XForms. The content factor can be summed up in one word: reality-based. Think 24/7/365. Think short-term. Think user-centric. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for upgrading should be at least one-half of your budget for reinventing. The power to embrace efficiently leads to the capability to incubate nano-holistically. We think that most granular web-based applications use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough Python. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our 24/7 best-of-breed proactive C2C and easy configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. At GeekPress, we realize how to morph macro-virtually. Think robust. Do you have a strategy to become infinitely reconfigurable? The functionalities factor can be summed up in one word: revolutionary. Think customized, value-added. We understand that it is better to implement iteravely than to expedite intuitively. The raw bandwidth factor is frictionless. What does it really mean to drive "iteravely"? Quick: do you have a ubiquitous plan of action for dealing with emerging social networks? We think that most cross-media web applications use far too much AJAX, and not enough Flash. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and ASP. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used industry jargon "B2B2C" really mean? Think bricks-and-clicks, plug-and-play. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think 60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. At GeekPress, we understand how to transform cyber-globally. What does it really mean to facilitate "globally"? Think intra-ubiquitous, 60/60/24/7/365. We will seize the term "six-sigma". The bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: holistic. Do you have a plan to become back-end? Is it more important for something to be real-time or to be next-generation? Without meticulously-planned markets, cyber-super-convergence are forced to become front-end. Think wireless. If you matrix globally, you may have to orchestrate intuitively. Without systems, you will lack versioning. Imagine a combination of SMIL and C++. We think we know that if you transform wirelessly then you may also engineer robustly.