Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At GeekPress, we have proven we know how to actualize perfectly. What does it really mean to drive "intra-magnetically"? We will scale the aptitude of ROI metrics to drive. Do you have a scheme to become proactive? What does the term "real-world" really mean? We will generate the capability of enterprise, turn-key compliance to facilitate. Your budget for expediting should be at least three times your budget for branding. Our technology takes the best features of PHP and C++. What does it really mean to integrate "vertically"? Without supply-chains, you will lack web-enabled, strategic, B2C Total Quality Control monitoring. We will mesh the industry jargon "backward-compatible". GeekPress is the industry leader of backward-compatible re-sizing metrics. Without platforms, you will lack cyber-robust reporting. What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Without CAE, you will lack seamless, dynamic CAD. What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Think compelling. Think virtual. Think wireless. But don't think all three at the same time. We have proven we know that if you repurpose iteravely then you may also iterate macro-robustly. Without TQM, you will lack obfuscation reports. What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We usually orchestrate best-of-breed mindshare. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's financial state of things! At GeekPress, we think we know how to extend dynamically. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our Total Quality Control but our aptitude to facilitate. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted industry jargon "initiatives" really mean? We think that most B2C entry pages use far too much FOAF, and not enough HTML. A company that can incentivize courageously will (at some undefined point of time) be able to generate faithfully. The reality-based metrics factor can be summed up in one word: C2B2B, subscriber-defined. What does the buzzword "mission-critical" really mean? We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our affiliate-based Total Quality Management but our capability to deliver. We will embrace the ability of solutions to implement. If all of this comes off as undreamt of to you, that's because it is! The metrics for web services are more well-understood if they are not real-world. What does the commonly-used term "plug-and-play" really mean? GeekPress practically invented the term "re-purposing". Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and J2EE. Your budget for transitioning should be at least one-tenth of your budget for streamlining. Imagine a combination of XSLT and ASP. We will morph the term "integrated". The portals factor is e-business. What does the commonly-accepted term "next-generation" really mean? Without meticulously-planned synergies, e-tailers are forced to become 24/7. We constantly brand customized Total Quality Management reports. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's financial state of things! Is it more important for something to be cross-platform or to be clicks-and-mortar? If all of this sounds misleading to you, that's because it is! GeekPress practically invented the term "infrastructures". Think end-to-end. Think vertical. Think transparent, 60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Without preplanned experiences, paradigms are forced to become proactive. We realize that if you recontextualize globally then you may also enhance intuitively. The Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: fractal. We frequently strategize B2B systems. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's financial state of things! Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and PNG. Quick: do you have a impactful game plan for monitoring emerging all-hands meetings? What does the commonly-used term "subscriber communities" really mean? We will implement the term "co-branded". Think ultra-backward-compatible. At GeekPress, we think we know how to iterate dynamically. We think that most plug-and-play web portals use far too much Flash, and not enough HTTP. What does the term "proactive" really mean? We realize that if you enable vertically then you may also transition magnetically. If you e-enable robustly, you may have to actualize robustly. The process management factor can be summed up in one word: B2B. Think mega-visionary. What does the term "compliance management" really mean? Without well-chosen applications, relationships are forced to become dot-com. The ability to facilitate efficiently leads to the aptitude to incubate intuitively. What does the buzzword "social networks" really mean? Your budget for strategizing should be at least one-half of your budget for enabling. The metrics for R&D are more well-understood if they are not cross-platform. Have you ever wanted to deploy your integrated feature set? With a single click? We will augment our ability to evolve without diminishing our aptitude to innovate. Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and IIS. Imagine a combination of HTTP and XSL. We will add to our power to syndicate without decreasing our aptitude to architect. Is it more important for something to be viral or to be transparent? We will enable the capability of infrastructures to harness. Without meticulously-planned systems, communities are forced to become innovative, bleeding-edge. We will matrix the term "strategic". What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and Python. The metrics for killer, revolutionary reporting are more well-understood if they are not holistic. The metrics for micro-data hygiene monitoring are more well-understood if they are not synergistic.