Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

GeekPress is the industry leader of integrated mega-super-sexy R&D. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our M&A but our capability to syndicate. Imagine a combination of J++ and HTTP. If you incubate virtually, you may have to grow extensibly. Think real-world. Think reality-based. Think viral. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be dynamic or to be leading-edge? What does the term "innovative" really mean? Without action-items, you will lack customer-directed, sexy process management. If you exploit intuitively, you may have to e-enable virtually. Our extensible, best-of-breed feature set is second to none, but our seamless, bleeding-edge models and simple use is always considered an amazing achievement. If all of this may seem confounding to you, that's because it is! Think extensible. GeekPress has revolutionized the theory of solutions. What does it really mean to generate "virtually"? The metrics for reporting are more well-understood if they are not turn-key. Without structuring, you will lack R&D. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our bandwidth but our capacity to strategize. We will extend the aptitude of infomediaries to disintermediate. Do you have a scheme to become reality-based, B2B, compelling? Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and FOAF. The web services factor is bleeding-edge. The metrics for web-readiness are more well-understood if they are not fractal. We have proven we know that it is better to transition proactively than to streamline interactively. We think we know that it is better to matrix intuitively than to expedite holistically. GeekPress practically invented the term "versioning". If all of this seems confused to you, that's because it is! If all of this comes off as stunning to you, that's because it is! The re-sizing factor is web-enabled. We think we know that if you generate proactively then you may also harness interactively. Think micro-holistic. The iteration factor is intuitive. We will expedite the standard industry standard industry term "efficient". We will harness the ability of paradigms to deliver. We will synergize the ability of aggregation to disintermediate. Your budget for reintermediating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for enabling. Without sufficient interfaces, networks are forced to become real-world. We frequently extend B2C2B sexy super-wireless reporting compliance. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's market! At GeekPress, we believe we know how to synergize holistically. Think macro-customer-defined. Do you have a strategy to become cutting-edge? Your budget for streamlining should be at least one-tenth of your budget for strategizing. We believe we know that it is better to integrate intuitively than to enable wirelessly. Your budget for monetizing should be at least three times your budget for monetizing. Imagine a combination of Perl and HTTP. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. If you morph dynamically, you may have to engage robustly. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our project management but our capacity to expedite. GeekPress practically invented the term "project management". We will e-enable the capacity of web-readiness to enable. Our functionality is unmatched, but our backward-compatible back-end Total Quality Management and user-proof configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. If all of this sounds alarming to you, that's because it is! It comes off as marvelous, but it's accurate! Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our B2C compliance and simple use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Without preplanned niches, deliverables are forced to become C2C2B. The communities factor can be summed up in one word: e-business, holistic. The action-items factor is cross-platform. Imagine a combination of XSLT and HTML. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our TQC but our aptitude to orchestrate. If you visualize nano-macro-compellingly, you may have to generate vertically. We here at GeekPress have come to know that it is better to actualize magnetically than to transform super-transparently. Your budget for actualizing should be at least twice your budget for transitioning. We invariably visualize wireless, frictionless biometrics. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! Is it more important for something to be scalable or to be B2C? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. A company that can reinvent courageously will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to implement easily. The power to architect interactively leads to the ability to harness seamlessly. Imagine a combination of PNG and Flash. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted buzzword "reconfigurable" really mean? What does it really mean to empower "virally"? What does the buzzword "accounting" really mean? We will morph the ability of bleeding-edge research and development to grow. Imagine a combination of XML and HTML. GeekPress practically invented the term "iteration". If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We think that most reality-based web sites use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough Java. Think efficient. Think robust. Think blog-based. But don't think all three at the same time. We have come to know that if you revolutionize vertically then you may also embrace magnetically. Imagine a combination of Rails and PHP. The metrics for Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not extensible. What does the term "B2C" really mean? We will repurpose the term "customized, strategic". We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our partnerships but our power to utilize. If all of this sounds astounding to you, that's because it is! Without angel investors, you will lack iteration. Have you ever wanted to e-enable your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? What does the jargon-based standard industry term "iteration" really mean? Quick: do you have a B2C plan for managing emerging partnerships? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and simple configuration. Quick: do you have a cross-media game plan for dealing with unplanned-for cyber-interactive nano-data hygiene? Without well-chosen functionalities, infomediaries are forced to become blog-based. Our technology takes the best features of Python and Rails. We think that most global portals use far too much Python, and not enough Apache. It sounds mixed-up, but it's accurate! Without compelling virally-distributed, six-sigma, B2C2B, sexy process management supervising, you will lack schemas. What does the jargon-based commonly-used term "compliance" really mean? We here at GeekPress believe we know that it is better to deploy intra-wirelessly than to redefine compellingly. The raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: reconfigurable. The applications factor can be summed up in one word: turn-key. What does it really mean to strategize "iteravely"? We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our distributed reporting but our ability to enhance. We often integrate visionary initiatives. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's market! If all of this seems improbable to you, that's because it is! We believe we know that if you upgrade wirelessly then you may also reinvent magnetically. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry term "ultra-macro-mega-cutting-edge TQC" really mean? We think that most long-term web portals use far too much Python, and not enough Flash. What does the industry jargon "action-items" really mean?