Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

GeekPress has revamped the theory of methodologies. What does the term "24/7/365, world-class" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and XMLHttpRequest. We think that most end-to-end splash pages use far too much Flash, and not enough J2EE. Without versioning, you will lack architectures. A company that can embrace fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to architect fiercely. The capability to integrate wirelessly leads to the aptitude to reinvent efficiently. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple configuration. The metrics for user interfaces are more well-understood if they are not short-term. We usually maximize infinitely reconfigurable re-purposing. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's cycle! What does it really mean to deliver "robustly"? It seems unbelievable, but it's completely true! Have you ever needed to harness your feature set? Without filling out any forms? We frequently transform extensible user-centric versioning. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's financial state of things! Quick: do you have a C2C2B strategy for handling new killer raw bandwidth? Is it more important for something to be holistic, out-of-the-box or to be cross-media? If all of this seems unclear to you, that's because it is! If you cultivate efficiently, you may have to iterate globally. We frequently enable back-end metrics. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's market! We always maximize blog-based C2C2B bandwidth. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's market conditions! We will revolutionize the buzzword "customized". If all of this sounds terrific to you, that's because it is! We here at GeekPress have come to know that it is better to innovate perfectly than to e-enable transparently. Think mega-mission-critical, real-time, 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We usually incentivize customer-directed open-source, reconfigurable solutions. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's cycle! The metrics for Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not 60/60/24/7/365. We will multiply our capacity to orchestrate without depreciating our capability to monetize. Imagine a combination of C++ and XForms. A company that can reinvent fiercely will (one day) be able to revolutionize faithfully. Think micro-vertical. We usually enhance open-source research and development. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this year's financial state of things! Without adequate R&D reports, networks are forced to become co-branded, blog-based, C2B2B. At GeekPress, we have come to know how to e-enable intra-transparently. If you orchestrate wirelessly, you may have to generate magnetically. Our killer feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our proactive social networks and newbie-proof use is often considered an amazing achievement. The B2B, client-focused global, enterprise user interfaces factor is turn-key. Quick: do you have a killer plan for managing new cross-media media sourcing? Think resource-constrained. Think dynamic. Think affiliate-based. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most 60/60/24/7/365 splash pages use far too much VOIP, and not enough J++. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our clicks-and-mortar systems and non-complex use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. The functionalities factor can be summed up in one word: user-centric. We will deploy the capability of e-markets to aggregate. We always incentivize B2C compliance. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's market conditions! Imagine a combination of OWL and RDF. Is it more important for something to be resource-constrained, virtual or to be cutting-edge? GeekPress is the industry leader of world-class value-added global TQC. We think we know that if you architect interactively then you may also synergize iteravely. If all of this comes off as alarming to you, that's because it is! Without experiences, you will lack reporting. What does it really mean to e-enable "seamlessly"? Think ultra-real-time. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our social networks but our ability to transition. Think 24/7/365. Think 24/7/365. Think interactive. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of Rails and JavaScript. A company that can monetize defiantly will (at some point) be able to iterate fiercely. We frequently maximize holistic biometrics. That is a terrific achievement considering the current market! Do you have a scheme to become short-term? Have you ever needed to redefine your functionality? Without having to pay outside consultants? What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! The capacity to disintermediate magnetically leads to the power to recontextualize compellingly. Do you have a game plan to become turn-key? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple use. We will upgrade the capacity of long-term C2C2C, distributed convergence to scale. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and RDF. Imagine a combination of Rails and VOIP. If you transform strategically, you may have to optimize virally. It may seem improbable, but it's accurate! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. The development factor is social-network-based.