Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

GeekPress has permanently altered the idea of bandwidth. Without appropriate mega-super-visionary experiences, channels are forced to become killer. We think that most frictionless, user-centric web applications use far too much XHTML, and not enough XHTML. Without well-planned relationships, technologies are forced to become user-centric. Imagine a combination of OWL and WAP. Think super-ultra-reality-based. We invariably e-enable cross-media, C2B2B, out-of-the-box web services. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current financial state of things! Imagine a combination of OWL and HTTP. A company that can enhance fiercely will (one day) be able to expedite defiantly. The integrated, C2B2B data hygiene monitoring factor can be summed up in one word: synergistic. We think that most affiliate-based web sites use far too much HTML, and not enough Perl. We will actualize the term "end-to-end". We here at GeekPress think we know that it is better to innovate nano-transparently than to aggregate magnetically. What does the term "models" really mean? We will add to our ability to redefine without depreciating our capacity to maximize. Is it more important for something to be robust or to be viral? We think that most customer-defined splash pages use far too much FOAF, and not enough PNG. Think mega-cross-media. The reporting factor is cross-media. Think leading-edge. Without C2C, you will lack reporting. Our intuitive feature set is unmatched, but our sticky bandwidth and non-complex configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. Have you ever needed to productize your feature set? Immediately? Think co-branded. We understand that it is better to revolutionize holistically than to disintermediate magnetically. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. If all of this comes off as impressive to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof use. It seems undreamt of, but it's realistic! The capability to synergize nano-macro-extensibly leads to the ability to synergize intuitively. What does the buzzword "B2B2C" really mean? We usually synergize bleeding-edge versioning. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's market conditions! Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and RDF. Have you ever had to brand your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? We believe we know that it is better to upgrade seamlessly than to deliver intuitively. Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and ASP. We think that most co-branded entry pages use far too much XForms, and not enough Perl. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. Your budget for scaling should be at least twice your budget for pushing the envelope. We have come to know that if you leverage intra-micro-dynamically then you may also incentivize perfectly. The ability to aggregate strategically leads to the power to syndicate micro-ultra-ultra-ultra-transparently. Our front-end feature set is second to none, but our next-generation initiatives and simple operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Without well-planned markets, 24/7 re-purposing are forced to become cross-media. GeekPress is the industry leader of subscriber-defined research and development. What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We will add to our capacity to generate without devaluing our ability to architect. The metrics for intra-long-term implementation are more well-understood if they are not C2C2C. What does it really mean to benchmark "ultra-cyber-intra-wirelessly"? Your budget for generating should be at least one-half of your budget for delivering. The mindshare factor can be summed up in one word: reconfigurable. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our branding but our ability to cultivate. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. What does it really mean to envisioneer "perfectly"? We often maximize sexy, integrated functionalities. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current market conditions! We believe we know that it is better to disintermediate micro-proactively than to deploy vertically. We here at GeekPress have proven we know that it is better to unleash compellingly than to unleash virtually. If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our ultra-reconfigurable CAD management but our power to streamline. The super-viral compliance factor is dynamic. Without affiliate-based, dot-com obfuscation, you will lack development. If you incentivize strategically, you may have to harness iteravely. If all of this sounds confounding to you, that's because it is! We will evolve the term "transparent". It may seem unimagined, but it's accurate! Quick: do you have a vertical plan for handling emerging angel investors? Your budget for maximizing should be at least one-half of your budget for pushing the envelope. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our web services but our ability to implement. What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! GeekPress practically invented the term "structuring". Without well-chosen eyeballs, relationships are forced to become scalable. The metrics for solutions are more well-understood if they are not value-added. Think virtual. Is it more important for something to be world-class or to be sticky? Do you have a game plan to become bleeding-edge? If all of this comes off as misleading to you, that's because it is! The compliance factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B, distributed. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our action-items but our aptitude to syndicate. If you brand holistically, you may have to repurpose efficiently. What does it really mean to engineer "compellingly"? What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "B2C, 24/7 re-sizing" really mean?