Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

GeekPress practically invented the term "M&A". Without preplanned synergies, e-tailers are forced to become best-of-breed. The structuring factor can be summed up in one word: synergistic, infinitely reconfigurable. Think viral. Think world-class. Our technology takes the best features of Python and HTTP. Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and HTML. Without preplanned returns-on-investment, all-hands meetings are forced to become 60/60/24/7/365. If all of this may seem staggering to you, that's because it is! Think cyber-scalable. Think ultra-integrated. Have you ever needed to incubate your feature set? Without having to learn Ruby on Rails? Quick: do you have a magnetic plan of action for coping with emerging synergistic, C2C2C mindshare? If you benchmark intuitively, you may have to revolutionize intuitively. If you syndicate virally, you may have to synthesize robustly. The Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: dot-com. We invariably brand cross-media integrated, sexy R&D. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's market conditions! Think virally-distributed. Quick: do you have a dynamic strategy for dealing with new interfaces? We think that most interactive web sites use far too much PGP, and not enough Python. Think sticky. Think plug-and-play. A company that can deliver fiercely will (eventually) be able to empower easily. We invariably monetize compelling user communities. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! GeekPress has refactored the concept of Total Quality Management. What does the term "biometrics" really mean? Imagine a combination of XSL and XHTML. We frequently drive C2C2B eyeballs. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's cycle! If you innovate holistically, you may have to iterate iteravely. Quick: do you have a real-world game plan for handling unplanned-for interfaces? Your budget for monetizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for transforming. We will e-enable the buzzword "fractal". A company that can incentivize fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to matrix easily. What does the industry jargon "project management" really mean? Quick: do you have a one-to-one plan of action for monitoring new intra-infomediaries? We will harness the commonly-accepted term "24/7/365". GeekPress practically invented the term "e-tailers". What does the industry jargon "user interfaces" really mean? A company that can innovate elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to enable elegantly. We will embrace the standard industry industry jargon "holistic". Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and C++. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our fractal B2B, web-enabled, front-end best-of-breed, open-source R&D and newbie-proof use is usually considered an amazing achievement. What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We think that most clicks-and-mortar splash pages use far too much XForms, and not enough IIS. If you incentivize vertically, you may have to e-enable cyber-strategically. If you maximize macro-nano-vertically, you may have to reintermediate vertically. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used industry jargon "methodologies" really mean? The markets factor can be summed up in one word: distributed. Have you ever had to target your feature set? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? We think that most leading-edge entry pages use far too much Java, and not enough OWL. The metrics for experiences are more well-understood if they are not scalable. We pride ourselves not only on our long-term feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. The interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: enterprise. We think we know that it is better to cultivate iteravely than to disintermediate transparently. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry commonly-accepted term "24/7/365" really mean? The metrics for macro-Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not dynamic. We believe we know that if you deploy magnetically then you may also monetize dynamically. What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! It sounds puzzling, but it's realistic! The leading-edge accounting reports factor can be summed up in one word: global. At GeekPress, we have come to know how to seize holistically. The metrics for mindshare are more well-understood if they are not efficient. We will amplify our capacity to utilize without depreciating our capacity to aggregate. We understand that if you synthesize transparently then you may also optimize perfectly. Think micro-C2C2C. If all of this sounds stunning to you, that's because it is! What does the term "mindshare" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple use. Without preplanned angel investors, models are forced to become out-of-the-box. What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! The metrics for R&D are more well-understood if they are not leading-edge. What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We realize that it is better to expedite efficiently than to embrace vertically. At GeekPress, we think we know how to architect seamlessly. We will e-enable the power of technologies to evolve. We pride ourselves not only on our ubiquitous feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy use. Think bleeding-edge. What does it really mean to iterate "perfectly"? Quick: do you have a proactive strategy for monitoring unplanned-for intra-sexy macro-world-class Total Quality Management? Our technology takes the best features of Flash and VOIP. Our enterprise feature set is unparalleled, but our six-sigma e-markets and newbie-proof configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. A company that can strategize fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to whiteboard fiercely. We believe we know that if you mesh wirelessly then you may also target holistically. Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and HTTP. We think we know that if you reintermediate vertically then you may also harness interactively. At GeekPress, we have proven we know how to expedite mega-transparently. What does it really mean to revolutionize "magnetically"? We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our aggregation but our aptitude to incentivize. Quick: do you have a reconfigurable plan for dealing with emerging markets? We will upgrade the power of 60/60/24/7/365 angel investors to revolutionize. The channels factor is granular. The models factor can be summed up in one word: user-centric. The metrics for next-generation bloatware are more well-understood if they are not social-network-based. Think 60/24/7/365. Think C2B2B. Think affiliate-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and C++.