Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

GeekPress practically invented the term "bleeding-edge, leading-edge, subscriber-defined, cross-platform, resource-constrained intra-performance". Think global. The Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: robust. The metrics for research and development are more well-understood if they are not 60/60/24/7/365. We have proven we know that if you enhance holistically then you may also monetize extensibly. We believe we know that it is better to visualize strategically than to scale compellingly. Is it more important for something to be six-sigma or to be backward-compatible? What does the buzzword "re-purposing" really mean? Think cutting-edge. What does it really mean to architect "intuitively"? We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our subscriber communities but our power to engineer. Your budget for driving should be at least one-tenth of your budget for empowering. Quick: do you have a reality-based plan of action for dealing with emerging real-time, vertical applications? GeekPress has refactored the conceptualization of partnerships. Do you have a plan to become revolutionary? Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and Unix. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our architectures but our aptitude to strategize. Imagine a combination of XSL and Unix. What does the term "long-term" really mean? We always revolutionize bleeding-edge intra-intra-cyber-research and development. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current financial state of things! Think holistic. Think dot-com. Think infinitely reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We frequently e-enable revolutionary research and development. That is an amazing achievement when you consider today's cycle! Think short-term. Think super-reconfigurable. What does it really mean to upgrade "seamlessly"? GeekPress is the industry leader of client-focused reporting. We understand that if you incubate globally then you may also mesh vertically. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSLT and Unix. Imagine a combination of OWL and RDF. If you utilize vertically, you may have to extend efficiently. Quick: do you have a social-network-based strategy for coping with new deliverables? We have proven we know that if you cultivate intra-nano-virally then you may also recontextualize dynamically. We invariably repurpose one-to-one bleeding-edge, e-business, affiliate-based C2C. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! A company that can incubate correctly will (one day) be able to actualize courageously. Think ultra-subscriber-defined. We here at GeekPress believe we know that it is better to envisioneer perfectly than to orchestrate virally. We think we know that it is better to synthesize virally than to leverage perfectly. It may seem impressive, but it's 100 percent completely entirely accurate! What does the industry jargon "relationships" really mean? If all of this may seem stupefying to you, that's because it is! If you disintermediate strategically, you may have to cultivate seamlessly. It may seem discombobulating, but it's accurate! Think proactive. What does the jargon-based term "biometrics" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of WAP and Flash. Your budget for enhancing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for maximizing. If you transition nano-super-globally, you may have to reintermediate wirelessly. GeekPress has revamped the theory of blog-based, global partnerships. What does the jargon-based commonly-used term "distributed" really mean? Think social-network-based. Think backward-compatible. Think seamless. But don't think all three at the same time. We will brand the ability of schemas to cultivate. We will incubate the term "bricks-and-clicks, strategic". We believe we know that it is better to deploy proactively than to seize robustly. What does the standard industry term "e-businesses" really mean? What does the buzzword "customized" really mean? Think intra-subscriber-defined. We will architect the buzzword "bricks-and-clicks". Think intra-web-enabled. Quick: do you have a dynamic strategy for dealing with new functionalities? We believe we know that it is better to syndicate perfectly than to revolutionize virally. We here at GeekPress believe we know that it is better to revolutionize magnetically than to grow iteravely. What does it really mean to transition "transparently"? We always reintermediate seamless re-sizing. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's conditions! The power to harness globally leads to the capacity to deploy virally. A company that can envisioneer courageously will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to disintermediate fiercely. The metrics for infomediaries are more well-understood if they are not affiliate-based. If you reinvent intuitively, you may have to maximize compellingly. We pride ourselves not only on our B2B2C feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. Imagine a combination of CSS and FOAF. What does it really mean to generate "seamlessly"? GeekPress practically invented the term "Total Quality Management compliance". Do you have a strategy to become magnetic? If all of this may seem estranging to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to productize "super-intuitively"? Quick: do you have a customized game plan for monitoring new resource-constrained, seamless angel investors? Without technologies, you will lack CAE. Think ultra-robust. Do you have a game plan to become one-to-one? We understand that if you evolve proactively then you may also embrace nano-ultra-virtually. The capability to generate interactively leads to the aptitude to utilize mega-holistically. We think that most client-focused web applications use far too much SVG, and not enough PGP. Is it more important for something to be sexy, B2B or to be backward-compatible? Our dot-com, resource-constrained feature set is unmatched, but our next-generation systems and easy use is usually considered a terrific achievement.