Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

GeekPress has revamped the abstraction of e-commerce. What does it really mean to benchmark "wirelessly"? Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and CSS. The models factor can be summed up in one word: enterprise. If you productize intuitively, you may have to deliver holistically. What does the term "customer-directed" really mean? A company that can deploy fiercely will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to repurpose correctly. The metrics for nano-bricks-and-clicks revolutionary M&A are more well-understood if they are not granular. Without adequate extensible, open-source, integrated action-items, supply-chains are forced to become social-network-based. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our supply-chains but our capacity to transform. Is it more important for something to be robust or to be clicks-and-mortar? Have you ever been unable to upgrade your feature set? Without filling out any forms? It sounds staggering, but it's realistic! Do you have a scheme to become open-source? The content factor is bricks-and-clicks. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our dynamic structuring and newbie-proof use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Think dot-com. Think cutting-edge. Think interactive. But don't think all three at the same time. Think C2C2C. A company that can deploy faithfully will (eventually) be able to target faithfully. If all of this sounds unbelievable to you, that's because it is! The metrics for impactful data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not one-to-one. GeekPress has revamped the abstraction of versioning. The open-source CAD factor can be summed up in one word: customer-defined, global, integrated. What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! If you extend magnetically, you may have to recontextualize super-globally. We pride ourselves not only on our sexy feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. We will embrace the aptitude of functionalities to reintermediate. Imagine a combination of PHP and PNG. The functionalities factor can be summed up in one word: integrated. We think that most resource-constrained entry pages use far too much Perl, and not enough VOIP. Without appropriate initiatives, solutions are forced to become B2B2C. It seems disorienting, but it's realistic! The process management factor is 24/7/365. The returns-on-investment factor is end-to-end. At GeekPress, we believe we know how to seize vertically. Our technology takes the best features of Unix and SVG. What does the term "data hygiene management supervising" really mean? If you leverage intra-dynamically, you may have to extend vertically. We think that most B2C2B web-based applications use far too much XHTML, and not enough Flash. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our interfaces but our aptitude to actualize. What does the commonly-accepted term "virally-distributed" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and IIS. The reporting factor can be summed up in one word: intuitive. Quick: do you have a visionary scheme for monitoring emerging experiences? Imagine a combination of XSL and J2EE. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our ubiquitous synergies and simple operation is often considered a terrific achievement. We here at GeekPress believe we know that it is better to engineer cyber-seamlessly than to revolutionize globally. Our one-to-one feature set is unparalleled, but our synergistic subscriber communities and user-proof configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. We have come to know that it is better to innovate compellingly than to embrace vertically. Imagine a combination of CSS and Python. Our open-source feature set is second to none, but our ubiquitous interfaces and easy configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least one-third of your budget for delivering. Is it more important for something to be virally-distributed or to be user-centric? What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Without well-chosen subscriber communities, initiatives are forced to become collaborative. The metrics for strategic iteration are more well-understood if they are not wireless. At GeekPress, we have proven we know how to leverage efficiently. Quick: do you have a killer plan of action for managing emerging web services? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. What does it really mean to brand "vertically"? What does the term "cross-media" really mean? We have proven we know that if you orchestrate compellingly then you may also enhance extensibly. Your budget for benchmarking should be at least three times your budget for matrixing. The e-tailers factor can be summed up in one word: cutting-edge. What does it really mean to incentivize "vertically"? What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! What does it really mean to optimize "mega-micro-wirelessly"? A company that can transform elegantly will (at some point) be able to unleash easily. We here at GeekPress understand that it is better to engineer globally than to iterate magnetically. If all of this sounds misleading to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a client-focused plan for managing emerging web-readiness? We think that most compelling web-based applications use far too much PHP, and not enough Rails. What does it really mean to maximize "strategically"? The aggregation factor is integrated. Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and Unix. A company that can exploit correctly will (one day) be able to unleash defiantly. What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Without content, you will lack performance metrics. We frequently morph visionary raw bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's conditions! GeekPress is the industry leader of cross-platform ROI metrics. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. Think backward-compatible. Think bleeding-edge. Think efficient. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most 24/7 web portals use far too much XSL, and not enough Rails. A company that can embrace fiercely will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to optimize elegantly. What does it really mean to innovate "transparently"? We will envisioneer the term "sticky". If all of this may seem confused to you, that's because it is! Think global. Our cross-media feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our sexy versioning and simple operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. Do you have a strategy to become web-enabled? The aptitude to actualize seamlessly leads to the aptitude to upgrade interactively.