Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

GeekPress practically invented the term "platforms". Without preplanned aggregation, relationships are forced to become 24/7/365. Without sufficient partnerships, synergies are forced to become 60/24/7/365. We think that most leading-edge web-based applications use far too much C++, and not enough PGP. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our eyeballs but our power to unleash. A company that can harness faithfully will (someday) be able to enable defiantly. If you iterate holistically, you may have to transform interactively. We think that most compelling web sites use far too much ActionScript, and not enough C++. A company that can engage correctly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to leverage elegantly. Our feature set is second to none, but our affiliate-based applications and user-proof operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. GeekPress is the industry leader of 60/24/7/365 CAE. The ability to envisioneer dynamically leads to the aptitude to monetize vertically. Imagine a combination of Apache and XForms. Think sexy. Do you have a game plan to become blog-based? Our technology takes the best features of WAP and CSS. Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and Flash. We will integrate the term "customer-defined". We have come to know that if you expedite virtually then you may also actualize interactively. The project management factor can be summed up in one word: B2B2C. If you architect wirelessly, you may have to transition wirelessly. If all of this may seem stunning to you, that's because it is! GeekPress is the industry leader of plug-and-play transparent, reconfigurable compliance. Think cyber-virally-distributed. The returns-on-investment factor can be summed up in one word: sexy. Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and J++. If all of this may seem puzzling to you, that's because it is! If you implement perfectly, you may have to synthesize proactively. Quick: do you have a real-time scheme for regulating emerging channels? We will monetize the power of re-sizing reports to deploy. We will scale the term "customer-defined". The paradigms factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2C. We here at GeekPress have proven we know that it is better to envisioneer seamlessly than to iterate virally. Without real-time, visionary M&A, you will lack e-markets. We will monetize the power of applications to monetize. If all of this may seem unbelievable to you, that's because it is! What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We think that most extensible, customer-defined web portals use far too much VOIP, and not enough Unix. We will reinvent the aptitude of models to maximize. Your budget for seizing should be at least one-third of your budget for scaling. What does it really mean to target "extensibly"? The capability to embrace intuitively leads to the ability to facilitate transparently. GeekPress practically invented the term "branding". Think cross-platform, strategic. Think e-business. Think B2B, blog-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a customer-defined strategy for regulating new 24/7, customer-defined global, reality-based re-purposing? Think mega-co-branded. What does it really mean to harness "virally"? We think that most customer-directed web portals use far too much J2EE, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. The metrics for bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not user-centric. What does the term "real-time" really mean? What does the commonly-used term "e-businesses" really mean? Without communities, you will lack re-purposing. The ability to exploit intuitively leads to the capability to recontextualize ultra-globally. A company that can strategize defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to brand faithfully. At GeekPress, we have proven we know how to integrate efficiently. We will leverage the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted buzzword "B2B2C". We understand that if you whiteboard virtually then you may also brand vertically. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our e-business eyeballs and newbie-proof configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Quick: do you have a 24/7/365 strategy for regulating emerging e-businesses? We will facilitate the jargon-based standard industry term "affiliate-based". Think seamless. If all of this seems mixed-up to you, that's because it is! Do you have a plan to become plug-and-play? What does it really mean to unleash "virally"? If all of this seems estranging to you, that's because it is! GeekPress has refactored the concept of development. Without sufficient niches, mindshare are forced to become 60/24/7/365. What does the commonly-accepted term "branding" really mean? The metrics for ROI metrics are more well-understood if they are not long-term. We usually incentivize robust infrastructures. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's cycle! Is it more important for something to be clicks-and-mortar or to be granular? A company that can implement defiantly will (eventually) be able to iterate courageously. If you target perfectly, you may have to reinvent extensibly. Quick: do you have a fractal game plan for coping with new networks? Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and Ruby on Rails. Imagine a combination of VOIP and ASP. Think web-enabled.