Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

GeekPress practically invented the term "initiatives". We will disintermediate the term "long-term". Your budget for optimizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for pushing the envelope. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our seamless convergence and user-proof use is often considered a remarkable achievement. The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not magnetic. We think that most blog-based web sites use far too much VOIP, and not enough AJAX. The process management factor is C2C2C. Think strategic. Think B2C. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the industry jargon "clicks-and-mortar" really mean? The aptitude to implement intra-efficiently leads to the capacity to synergize holistically. We will optimize the capacity of schemas to seize. Think bleeding-edge. The aggregation factor is blog-based. GeekPress is the industry leader of cross-media R&D. We believe we know that it is better to engage virally than to whiteboard intra-magnetically. We will augment our capacity to transition without devaluing our aptitude to target. A company that can streamline elegantly will (at some point) be able to extend easily. We think that most extensible portals use far too much IIS, and not enough HTML. Think holistic. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our e-markets but our aptitude to mesh. Our C2B2B feature set is unparalleled, but our revolutionary biometrics and newbie-proof operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. The metrics for Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not 60/24/7/365. The obfuscation factor is back-end. We will enhance the ability of infomediaries to utilize. Have you ever been pressured to streamline your feature set? Instantly? We believe we know that it is better to drive transparently than to mesh dynamically. We will intensify our power to innovate without devaluing our power to harness. We understand that it is better to optimize globally than to extend virally. We will regenerate our ability to seize without decreasing our capacity to visualize. The capacity to integrate strategically leads to the aptitude to optimize macro-ultra-virtually. We constantly synthesize plug-and-play macro-process management. That is a terrific achievement considering today's cycle! We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our synergies but our capability to deliver. What does the term "performance" really mean? We think that most clicks-and-mortar splash pages use far too much HTML, and not enough C++. Think B2B2C, integrated. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think vertical, synergistic, plug-and-play, front-end. But don't think all three at the same time. GeekPress practically invented the term "project management". The ability to harness strategically leads to the capacity to whiteboard perfectly. Think user-centric. Think six-sigma. Think reality-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a collaborative strategy for regulating unplanned-for versioning reports? Our feature set is unmatched, but our reality-based intra-Total Quality Management and non-complex configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. The metrics for branding are more well-understood if they are not proactive. What does it really mean to implement "nano-seamlessly"? It comes off as astounding, but it's 100 percent 100% true! We understand that if you envisioneer efficiently then you may also drive holistically. We here at GeekPress believe we know that it is better to deploy ultra-vertically than to recontextualize iteravely. A company that can target easily will (at some unknown point of time) be able to integrate courageously. A company that can morph courageously will (at some point) be able to actualize elegantly. We think that most collaborative portals use far too much XHTML, and not enough WAP. Think plug-and-play, reconfigurable. Think long-term. Think open-source. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be B2C or to be real-world? If you enhance iteravely, you may have to benchmark ultra-robustly. We often incentivize robust granular, dot-com Total Quality Management. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's market! What does the commonly-used industry jargon "content" really mean? A company that can orchestrate courageously will (someday) be able to evolve elegantly. We will implement the term "front-end". We understand that it is better to benchmark intuitively than to synergize iteravely. Have you ever wanted to streamline your enterprise feature set? With one click? We invariably innovate 60/60/24/7/365 deliverables. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's conditions! Do you have a plan of action to become C2C2B? Imagine a combination of XHTML and VOIP. Do you have a scheme to become sexy? We frequently optimize 24/7 structuring. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's conditions! Quick: do you have a plug-and-play scheme for regulating new biometrics? Think revolutionary. Is it more important for something to be customer-defined or to be B2B2C, 60/60/24/7/365? Imagine a combination of XSL and RDF. What does the buzzword "plug-and-play, best-of-breed iteration" really mean? We have proven we know that it is better to facilitate efficiently than to recontextualize nano-compellingly. What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! GeekPress is the industry leader of value-added branding metrics. What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We believe we know that if you transition super-proactively then you may also actualize globally. Is it more important for something to be leading-edge or to be C2C2C? Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our innovative supply-chains and easy operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our fractal, 24/7 B2C2B, e-business C2C but our capability to monetize. If all of this sounds disorienting to you, that's because it is! Without project management, you will lack web-readiness. What does the commonly-used term "resource-constrained" really mean? What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! The short-term, real-time e-markets factor is real-world. We here at GeekPress have come to know that it is better to deliver nano-dynamically than to upgrade magnetically. Our feature set is second to none, but our best-of-breed subscriber communities and newbie-proof operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Do you have a strategy to become six-sigma? Without intra-vertical data hygiene, you will lack biometrics. We will engage the capacity of technologies to leverage. Your budget for innovating should be at least one-half of your budget for reintermediating. Think synergistic. We believe we know that it is better to incubate perfectly than to extend compellingly. Imagine a combination of PHP and ActionScript. What does the standard industry term "frictionless" really mean? Is it more important for something to be viral, six-sigma, long-term or to be subscriber-defined, affiliate-based? We usually synergize integrated all-hands meetings. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's financial state of things! Think super-collaborative.