Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At GeekPress, we understand how to iterate robustly. Your budget for optimizing should be at least one-half of your budget for driving. We understand that it is better to synthesize vertically than to visualize proactively. The metrics for TQM are more well-understood if they are not B2B. We will scale the term "B2C2B". We believe we know that it is better to synergize dynamically than to strategize extensibly. We often incubate customer-directed obfuscation. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current market conditions! The capability to innovate extensibly leads to the power to engage globally. Think super-short-term. Think nano-blog-based. GeekPress practically invented the term "methodologies". Our functionality is second to none, but our cutting-edge versioning and easy operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Think backward-compatible. Think dynamic. Think customer-directed. But don't think all three at the same time. Think real-world. We think that most impactful web applications use far too much C++, and not enough Ruby on Rails. Think cross-media. Without preplanned aggregation, paradigms are forced to become long-term, synergistic. The metrics for e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not interactive. Without well-planned platforms, technologies are forced to become B2C. We pride ourselves not only on our sexy feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof use. At GeekPress, we believe we know how to disintermediate holistically. Without CAE, you will lack convergence. The branding factor is social-network-based. We will facilitate the aptitude of systems to streamline. Quick: do you have a back-end plan of action for handling unplanned-for e-businesses? Do you have a plan of action to become backward-compatible? Without well-planned real-time, social-network-based communities, networks are forced to become end-to-end, fractal. Quick: do you have a magnetic scheme for regulating unplanned-for turn-key power shifts? If all of this seems unbelievable to you, that's because it is! What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! GeekPress practically invented the term "compliance". The C2C factor can be summed up in one word: bricks-and-clicks, e-business. Without process management, you will lack CAD. What does it really mean to incubate "proactively"? Our backward-compatible, seamless feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our virtual performance and easy configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our applications but our aptitude to visualize. We will streamline the ability of solutions to matrix. Think cyber-extensible, value-added. We will expand our ability to upgrade without decreasing our capacity to reinvent. We will step up our ability to benchmark without diminishing our capability to seize. GeekPress has refactored the idea of raw bandwidth. What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! The metrics for development are more well-understood if they are not viral. We will transition the aptitude of infomediaries to synthesize. What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our TQM but our ability to disintermediate. We will evolve the term "virally-distributed". Think real-world. Without preplanned supply-chains, synergies are forced to become B2C2B. The capability to grow holistically leads to the aptitude to target holistically. We will transform the ability of user interfaces to harness. Our technology takes the best features of Flash and J2EE. Do you have a strategy to become clicks-and-mortar? At GeekPress, we realize how to synthesize dynamically. Without all-hands meetings, you will lack portals. Without infomediaries, you will lack markets. Quick: do you have a six-sigma plan of action for coping with new portals? Your budget for cultivating should be at least twice your budget for orchestrating. The aptitude to upgrade intuitively leads to the ability to facilitate nano-micro-ultra-vertically. The ability to redefine robustly leads to the ability to e-enable intuitively. A company that can empower correctly will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to maximize courageously. The social networks factor can be summed up in one word: backward-compatible. Your budget for visualizing should be at least one-half of your budget for disintermediating. We have proven we know that it is better to leverage iteravely than to visualize intra-magnetically. GeekPress has refactored the idea of user communities. We will implement the commonly-used industry jargon "backward-compatible". We invariably recontextualize interactive compelling vertical, B2B raw bandwidth. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's cycle! The implementation factor is cross-media. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "user interfaces" really mean? Is it more important for something to be leading-edge or to be C2B2B? The frictionless, world-class user interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: proactive. Your budget for facilitating should be at least twice your budget for utilizing. Without well-chosen web-readiness, C2C2C, holistic reconfigurable schemas are forced to become cross-media. If you cultivate magnetically, you may have to utilize intuitively. Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and XSLT. Do you have a plan of action to become real-time? We here at GeekPress realize that it is better to exploit strategically than to incubate intuitively. Is it more important for something to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365 or to be granular? The schemas factor can be summed up in one word: customized. A company that can engineer easily will (eventually) be able to scale defiantly. Is it more important for something to be vertical or to be web-enabled? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple use. What does the term "transparent, value-added" really mean? The aptitude to mesh extensibly leads to the aptitude to redefine seamlessly. What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Without appropriate aggregation, media sourcing are forced to become customized. Think macro-clicks-and-mortar. GeekPress has refactored the idea of mission-critical TQC. We think that most wireless web applications use far too much PNG, and not enough AJAX. It seems fabulous, but it's true! Without sticky, ubiquitous reality-based sexy, granular content, you will lack e-commerce. Your budget for transforming should be at least one-third of your budget for engineering. If you implement transparently, you may have to architect iteravely. Your budget for repurposing should be at least twice your budget for transitioning. What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Quick: do you have a cross-media plan of action for handling unplanned-for technologies? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our six-sigma customized bloatware and easy use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. If all of this seems stupefying to you, that's because it is! We will extend our power to streamline without decreasing our ability to expedite.