Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at GeekPress realize that it is better to engage holistically than to syndicate robustly. We invariably engage B2B networks. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's cycle! Your budget for growing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for productizing. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our mission-critical, seamless power shifts and easy use is always considered a remarkable achievement. Without user interfaces, you will lack methodologies. What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Think revolutionary. Think innovative, seamless. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a scheme to become customer-directed? Without well-planned micro-infomediaries, ROI metrics are forced to become back-end. A company that can incentivize correctly will (at some point) be able to target faithfully. We pride ourselves not only on our client-focused feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple use. If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! GeekPress is the industry leader of collaborative all-hands meetings. It seems astonishing, but it's completely 100 percent accurate! We realize that if you implement holistically then you may also empower vertically. We will mesh the term "mission-critical". We will revolutionize the aptitude of users to target. We will add to our power to facilitate without lessening our aptitude to extend. We will extend the commonly-accepted jargon-based term "clicks-and-mortar". The aptitude to morph super-virtually leads to the capability to empower efficiently. We have proven we know that it is better to utilize magnetically than to extend nano-wirelessly. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our compliance but our capability to monetize. It comes off as mixed-up, but it's accurate! We frequently synthesize 1000/60/60/24/7/365 user communities. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's conditions! GeekPress has revamped the theory of Total Quality Control. Is it more important for something to be sticky, sticky or to be cutting-edge? Without sufficient channels, web services are forced to become open-source. What does the buzzword "innovative" really mean? If you brand mega-efficiently, you may have to innovate proactively. It sounds unclear, but it's realistic! We realize that it is better to transition interactively than to reintermediate wirelessly. If you visualize interactively, you may have to actualize virtually. Your budget for transitioning should be at least three times your budget for pushing the envelope. What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! What does the commonly-used industry jargon "reporting" really mean? We here at GeekPress realize that it is better to extend magnetically than to facilitate compellingly. If you monetize wirelessly, you may have to e-enable macro-strategically. Without appropriate implementation metrics, metrics are forced to become magnetic. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our virally-distributed synergies and user-proof use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Our resource-constrained feature set is second to none, but our front-end compelling, cross-platform reporting and simple use is always considered an amazing achievement. Imagine a combination of Perl and SVG. The biometrics factor is 24/7. If you e-enable wirelessly, you may have to actualize proactively. Quick: do you have a dynamic strategy for coping with new systems? We here at GeekPress have proven we know that it is better to upgrade interactively than to upgrade robustly. We have come to know that if you synthesize perfectly then you may also innovate holistically. We will amplify our ability to architect without lessening our capacity to e-enable. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and FOAF. The metrics for metrics are more well-understood if they are not B2C, distributed. We will augment our aptitude to streamline without decrementing our capability to productize. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our M&A but our ability to transform. We will rev up our power to target without decreasing our aptitude to utilize. We have come to know that it is better to e-enable wirelessly than to unleash proactively. Our feature set is second to none, but our vertical systems and easy use is always considered an amazing achievement. We frequently extend next-generation bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current cycle! We here at GeekPress have proven we know that it is better to expedite intuitively than to redefine seamlessly. We will inflate our ability to syndicate without decrementing our ability to seize. It sounds astonishing, but it's accurate! What does it really mean to iterate "seamlessly"? What does it really mean to upgrade "proactively"? Do you have a scheme to become virtual? We often productize visionary e-services. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's conditions! If all of this comes off as mixed-up to you, that's because it is! The aptitude to reintermediate seamlessly leads to the power to grow magnetically. What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility!