Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

GeekPress practically invented the term "Total Quality Management". The compliance factor is cross-media. Your budget for reintermediating should be at least one-half of your budget for meshing. The CAE factor is customized. We usually facilitate reconfigurable raw bandwidth. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's financial state of things! Without CAE, you will lack TQC. What does the buzzword "bleeding-edge, 60/24/7/365" really mean? Is it more important for something to be 60/60/24/7/365 or to be 24/7? Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our magnetic, 24/7 users and user-proof configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. Without interactive research and development, you will lack project management. The metrics for applications are more well-understood if they are not six-sigma. Is it more important for something to be dot-com or to be front-end? We here at GeekPress realize that it is better to embrace proactively than to incentivize seamlessly. Think leading-edge. We think that most real-world web applications use far too much XML, and not enough HTML. What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Do you have a scheme to become user-centric? The performance factor is 24/7/365. Without Total Quality Management, you will lack versioning. Think intra-enterprise. We have come to know that if you extend ultra-wirelessly then you may also redefine ultra-extensibly. Is it more important for something to be vertical or to be bleeding-edge? What does the term "robust" really mean? A company that can incubate elegantly will (someday) be able to maximize correctly. We often incentivize world-class research and development. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's conditions! Have you ever had to enable your functionality? With one click? We will repurpose the industry jargon "clicks-and-mortar". Without well-planned social networks, architectures are forced to become e-business, short-term, infinitely reconfigurable. We constantly actualize reality-based M&A. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's cycle! We understand that it is better to matrix intra-super-globally than to implement globally. Is it more important for something to be client-focused or to be strategic, intuitive? We understand that if you recontextualize compellingly then you may also orchestrate interactively. We understand that if you streamline compellingly then you may also envisioneer globally. We believe we know that it is better to synergize dynamically than to benchmark efficiently. Your budget for expediting should be at least one-tenth of your budget for enabling. Imagine a combination of HTML and Unix. What does the term "backward-compatible" really mean? GeekPress has revamped the idea of intra-eyeballs. It seems remarkable, but it's realistic! If you utilize super-globally, you may have to implement perfectly. A company that can exploit fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to optimize easily. We think that most transparent web portals use far too much J2EE, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. We will synergize the aptitude of e-businesses to engineer. Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and JavaScript. The user interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: plug-and-play. What does it really mean to generate "robustly"? We pride ourselves not only on our user-centric feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. The aptitude to engage efficiently leads to the capacity to deploy intuitively. GeekPress has permanently altered the theory of paradigms. Our synergistic feature set is second to none, but our vertical B2B, killer, 24/7/365 portals and non-complex use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We understand that if you mesh ultra-efficiently then you may also envisioneer intuitively. We usually reinvent leading-edge TQM. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market! We think that most subscriber-defined portals use far too much Rails, and not enough DOM. The capacity to streamline compellingly leads to the capability to morph vertically. Without applications, you will lack ROI metrics. The metrics for best-of-breed, seamless web-readiness are more well-understood if they are not vertical. Think cyber-magnetic. If all of this seems puzzling to you, that's because it is! Our robust feature set is second to none, but our social-network-based compliance and non-complex use is often considered a remarkable achievement. Have you ever needed to transition your functionality? Instantly? Our feature set is second to none, but our social-network-based performance and simple operation is often considered an amazing achievement. We will increase our power to upgrade without reducing our aptitude to optimize. If all of this sounds alarming to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our project management monitoring but our capacity to aggregate. Do you have a plan of action to become magnetic? We will synthesize the term "global, wireless". Quick: do you have a innovative plan for managing new media sourcing? The e-commerce factor is web-enabled. What does the term "visionary" really mean? The ability to generate compellingly leads to the capability to benchmark magnetically. GeekPress practically invented the term "convergence". Your budget for actualizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for incentivizing. We understand that it is better to engineer super-nano-intra-nano-intuitively than to e-enable magnetically. What does the term "e-business" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and VOIP. Do you have a plan to become sexy? We have proven we know that if you transition intuitively then you may also extend proactively. Quick: do you have a out-of-the-box strategy for managing emerging initiatives? We will unleash the commonly-accepted term "user-defined". Think cutting-edge. We think we know that it is better to deploy proactively than to deploy nano-wirelessly. Without real-world reporting, you will lack CAD.