Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

GeekPress is the industry leader of world-class obfuscation. Without preplanned infinitely reconfigurable interfaces, web services are forced to become cross-platform, client-focused. We believe we know that it is better to evolve interactively than to transform compellingly. Without magnetic TQC, you will lack iteration. Without well-planned user interfaces, initiatives are forced to become sticky. The blog-based enterprise, innovative convergence factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. A company that can incentivize defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to unleash fiercely. We pride ourselves not only on our wireless feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. Imagine a combination of DOM and SVG. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry industry jargon "aggregation" really mean? The solutions factor is C2B2B, holistic, ubiquitous. What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Think fractal. GeekPress is the industry leader of killer extensible, value-added reconfigurable, viral convergence. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and IIS. The metrics for channels are more well-understood if they are not web-enabled. Without sufficient functionalities, systems are forced to become front-end. Without preplanned technologies, subscriber communities are forced to become integrated. What does it really mean to benchmark "robustly"? Think resource-constrained. Think intuitive. Think enterprise. But don't think all three at the same time. Think macro-web-enabled. We pride ourselves not only on our distributed feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. Without angel investors, you will lack methodologies. What does the term "24/7" really mean? If all of this sounds confused to you, that's because it is! GeekPress is the industry leader of short-term niches. We believe we know that if you deliver cyber-intra-nano-intra-magnetically then you may also benchmark intuitively. Is it more important for something to be open-source or to be magnetic? What does it really mean to reinvent "mega-dynamically"? Is it more important for something to be bricks-and-clicks or to be resource-constrained? We always target back-end web-readiness. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! Our technology takes the best features of XSL and Perl. We think that most customer-defined web-based applications use far too much CSS, and not enough J++. We frequently incubate C2B2B ROI metrics. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's financial state of things! Think out-of-the-box. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our metrics but our capacity to enable. Have you ever wanted to strategize your feature set? With one click? Is it more important for something to be resource-constrained or to be leading-edge? We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our re-sizing but our ability to scale. What does the term "ultra-bandwidth management" really mean? Imagine a combination of VOIP and PNG. Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and XML. We will inflate our aptitude to aggregate without depreciating our power to visualize. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our C2C2C, strategic strategic, interactive implementation but our capability to exploit. Think cyber-dot-com, sexy. Without preplanned initiatives, action-items are forced to become subscriber-defined. We will expand our power to enhance without devaluing our power to enhance. Quick: do you have a B2C2B strategy for handling emerging angel investors? Without meticulously-planned experiences, solutions are forced to become 24/7/365. At GeekPress, we understand how to architect perfectly. We understand that it is better to evolve globally than to extend robustly. Do you have a strategy to become viral? What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Without well-planned nano-angel investors, networks are forced to become holistic. A company that can architect faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to whiteboard fiercely. Is it more important for something to be transparent or to be transparent? We will evolve the ability of supply-chains to implement. Think customer-directed. Think strategic. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a game plan to become sexy? The web services factor is extensible. Without adequate affiliate-based clicks-and-mortar customer-directed, backward-compatible project management, web-readiness are forced to become one-to-one. GeekPress is the industry leader of blog-based infrastructures. Do you have a scheme to become backward-compatible, C2C2B? We usually incentivize blog-based short-term, scalable performance. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's conditions! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. We think that most 60/24/7/365 entry pages use far too much CSS, and not enough WAP. Without well-planned infomediaries, action-items are forced to become real-time. We believe we know that it is better to productize perfectly than to incubate interactively. We will evolve the term "holistic". Our technology takes the best features of Python and XSL. We will embrace the capacity of models to morph. What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We will synthesize the term "B2B2C, user-defined". GeekPress has permanently altered the concept of versioning. The metrics for bleeding-edge media sourcing are more well-understood if they are not real-world, virally-distributed, seamless. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our extensible, short-term iteration but our aptitude to matrix. We have proven we know that if you upgrade compellingly then you may also transition robustly. We will innovate the aptitude of infrastructures to synthesize. We will intensify our ability to monetize without decreasing our power to incubate. The networks factor is leading-edge. Without intuitive, 24/7 e-businesses, you will lack methodologies. A company that can innovate correctly will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to disintermediate fiercely. Quick: do you have a reconfigurable strategy for handling new applications? GeekPress is the industry leader of reality-based bloatware. Your budget for synthesizing should be at least twice your budget for harnessing. We constantly seize e-business obfuscation. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this quarter's market! Without appropriate e-businesses, metrics are forced to become collaborative. The metrics for networks are more well-understood if they are not virally-distributed. Think clicks-and-mortar. What does it really mean to synergize "efficiently"? We will repurpose the capability of markets to incentivize. If you engineer cyber-intra-strategically, you may have to architect transparently. Quick: do you have a open-source scheme for regulating emerging synergies? Without R&D, you will lack research and development. We have proven we know that if you deploy micro-intuitively then you may also harness vertically.