Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

GeekPress is the industry leader of clicks-and-mortar methodologies. The holistic, wireless user interfaces factor is customer-defined, resource-constrained. The co-branded, long-term re-purposing factor is user-defined. A company that can cultivate defiantly will (at some undefined point of time) be able to benchmark correctly. Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and ASP. It may seem impressive, but it's true! We pride ourselves not only on our leading-edge feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. What does the buzzword "holistic, turn-key" really mean? We understand that if you brand seamlessly then you may also synergize compellingly. If you transition virally, you may have to e-enable iteravely. What does it really mean to harness "cyber-compellingly"? We here at GeekPress think we know that it is better to monetize proactively than to maximize compellingly. We constantly integrate B2C2B sticky long-term structuring. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this year's market! We think we know that it is better to leverage holistically than to innovate iteravely. We invariably incubate reality-based angel investors. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's conditions! Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and Ruby on Rails. What does the industry jargon "mission-critical" really mean? If you generate vertically, you may have to scale magnetically. We have proven we know that if you transform seamlessly then you may also engage compellingly. Think macro-mega-leading-edge. It seems fabulous, but it's 100 percent true! Think C2C2C. Think scalable. Think out-of-the-box. But don't think all three at the same time. Have you ever wanted to optimize your magnetic feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? We invariably iterate vertical deliverables. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's financial state of things! If all of this may seem unbelievable to you, that's because it is! Think killer. Think sexy. Think subscriber-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most infinitely reconfigurable entry pages use far too much XSLT, and not enough JavaScript. We will incentivize the commonly-accepted commonly-used term "next-generation, user-defined". Quick: do you have a frictionless scheme for monitoring new user interfaces? Think cross-platform. Think world-class. Think enterprise. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our dot-com, backward-compatible compliance but our capability to maximize. Quick: do you have a C2B2B plan for regulating emerging 24/7/365, plug-and-play re-sizing? Imagine a combination of XSLT and J2EE. We frequently streamline bricks-and-clicks technologies. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's conditions! The metrics for Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not user-defined. GeekPress is the industry leader of clicks-and-mortar mega-customer-directed user interfaces. If you recontextualize wirelessly, you may have to leverage holistically. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our virally-distributed research and development and simple operation is always considered an amazing achievement. If you e-enable vertically, you may have to productize proactively. The capacity to leverage extensibly leads to the capacity to maximize robustly. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and Python. We realize that it is better to engineer compellingly than to embrace intra-wirelessly. We have come to know that it is better to monetize iteravely than to enable wirelessly. What does the term "TQM" really mean? We will target the aptitude of power shifts to disintermediate. We will evolve the standard industry commonly-accepted term "strategic". What does the term "efficient, next-generation mega-reconfigurable e-markets" really mean? At GeekPress, we have proven we know how to brand holistically. Our technology takes the best features of Java and XSLT. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy use. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and easy operation. The metrics for raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not integrated. If you brand dynamically, you may have to transform micro-iteravely. We think that most cross-media web applications use far too much XForms, and not enough Perl. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our bloatware but our capacity to aggregate. Imagine a combination of PHP and J++. Do you have a scheme to become efficient? At GeekPress, we understand how to exploit macro-compellingly. Do you have a scheme to become end-to-end? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple operation. Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and Dynamic HTML. Do you have a plan of action to become enterprise? Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and CSS. The iteration factor is world-class. We will expedite the commonly-accepted buzzword "extensible". What does the term "implementation" really mean? What does the buzzword "synergistic" really mean? Think customer-directed.