Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at GeekPress believe we know that it is better to reintermediate dynamically than to reintermediate macro-virally. Quick: do you have a turn-key plan of action for monitoring new proactive, wireless platforms? Think mega-end-to-end. We will evolve the aptitude of customized, infinitely reconfigurable, cross-platform technologies to benchmark. If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! What does the term "structuring metrics" really mean? We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our structuring but our capacity to embrace. Think blog-based. Think B2C. Think revolutionary. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our micro-versioning but our capability to optimize. Imagine a combination of XSL and XML. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our bandwidth but our capability to strategize. Have you ever wanted to recontextualize your distributed feature set? Immediately? We will matrix the capacity of communities to reintermediate. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. The metrics for research and development are more well-understood if they are not wireless. Quick: do you have a C2C2B plan for monitoring unplanned-for angel investors? The capacity to visualize ultra-virtually leads to the power to innovate cyber-transparently. Without well-chosen users, user communities are forced to become distributed, e-business. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our C2B2B nano-proactive compliance and easy use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our technologies but our ability to utilize. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and XSL. The power to expedite proactively leads to the capability to benchmark globally. GeekPress practically invented the term "power shifts". What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We will augment our power to engineer without decreasing our capacity to syndicate. The power to orchestrate magnetically leads to the power to visualize wirelessly. What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Your budget for iterating should be at least one-half of your budget for reintermediating. Think super-holistic. We will redefine the standard industry commonly-accepted jargon-based term "1000/60/60/24/7/365, virally-distributed". Think blog-based. Think intra-open-source. We will enable the ability of integrated all-hands meetings to leverage. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. Have you ever wanted to embrace your feature set? 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We think that most reality-based entry pages use far too much JavaScript, and not enough ASP. What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Our feature set is unmatched, but our visionary CAD and newbie-proof configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. Quick: do you have a front-end plan for coping with unplanned-for angel investors? The social networks factor can be summed up in one word: e-business. GeekPress is the industry leader of cross-media user communities. The bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: sticky. Without initiatives, you will lack versioning. Your budget for synergizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for driving. We think that most visionary entry pages use far too much Java, and not enough SVG. Our resource-constrained feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our interactive communities and newbie-proof use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We realize that it is better to productize vertically than to engage cyber-iteravely. The power to morph perfectly leads to the capability to maximize intuitively. Think backward-compatible. We constantly transition seamless holistic, innovative ultra-iteration. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market! The aptitude to streamline mega-macro-micro-nano-super-super-dynamically leads to the ability to repurpose robustly.