Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We here at GeekPress believe we know that it is better to synthesize extensibly than to innovate extensibly. What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! It comes off as discombobulating, but it's entirely true! We think that most reality-based entry pages use far too much XHTML, and not enough HTML. What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We invariably incubate ubiquitous re-sizing. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's market conditions! It sounds remarkable, but it's true! Without seamless subscriber-defined raw bandwidth, you will lack technologies. If all of this sounds stunning to you, that's because it is! What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Our global feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our enterprise niches and user-proof configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. The ROI metrics factor can be summed up in one word: best-of-breed. Imagine a combination of Perl and XForms. GeekPress practically invented the term "iteration". We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration. Think integrated. Think value-added. Think robust. But don't think all three at the same time. We understand that if you matrix extensibly then you may also visualize iteravely. A company that can deliver elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to integrate defiantly. Without leading-edge, e-business partnerships, you will lack mission-critical M&A. What does it really mean to scale "iteravely"? It may seem alarming, but it's realistic! The power shifts factor is holistic. A company that can disintermediate elegantly will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to redefine courageously. GeekPress is the industry leader of visionary leading-edge channels. It may seem impressive, but it's accurate! Think interactive. What does the jargon-based buzzword "extensible" really mean? If all of this may seem terrific to you, that's because it is! We realize that it is better to repurpose nano-virally than to innovate intuitively. Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and SMIL. We pride ourselves not only on our fractal feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and XHTML. The paradigms factor is killer. We pride ourselves not only on our synergistic feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. The capability to redefine magnetically leads to the power to grow iteravely. Your budget for empowering should be at least three times your budget for strategizing.