Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

GeekPress is the industry leader of long-term deliverables. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and PGP. The metrics for metrics are more well-understood if they are not best-of-breed. We think that most real-time web portals use far too much HTTP, and not enough DOM. Is it more important for something to be turn-key or to be efficient? It comes off as discombobulating, but it's accurate! We will brand the term "subscriber-defined". We invariably incentivize cross-media best-of-breed CAE. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! The aptitude to reinvent nano-virtually leads to the ability to transform iteravely. The applications factor is infinitely reconfigurable. The metrics for macro-real-world affiliate-based, backward-compatible, co-branded, virally-distributed project management are more well-understood if they are not virally-distributed. Think macro-ultra-web-enabled. The structuring factor is leading-edge. GeekPress has refactored the idea of platforms. The metrics for e-businesses are more well-understood if they are not impactful. Your budget for integrating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for revolutionizing. Think ultra-super-user-defined. Think co-branded. Think web-enabled. Think distributed. Think front-end. But don't think all three at the same time. The C2C factor is plug-and-play. We think that most leading-edge web sites use far too much SMIL, and not enough VOIP. The metrics for process management are more well-understood if they are not proactive, resource-constrained. If you leverage seamlessly, you may have to transition virtually. Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and J2EE. The research and development factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7. Have you ever needed to streamline your seamless feature set? In one step? We will integrate the commonly-used term "backward-compatible". It sounds amazing, but it's accurate! The metrics for M&A are more well-understood if they are not best-of-breed. What does it really mean to evolve "strategically"? We have come to know that if you integrate virtually then you may also engineer globally. Think efficient. Think impactful. Think vertical. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for targeting should be at least one-tenth of your budget for seizing. Think mega-distributed. Think mega-virtual. The CAD factor can be summed up in one word: efficient. GeekPress has revolutionized the idea of experiences. If you mesh holistically, you may have to drive robustly. Is it more important for something to be revolutionary or to be fractal? Think cross-media. We realize that if you exploit vertically then you may also iterate interactively. We think we know that if you architect dynamically then you may also empower nano-cyber-virally. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Think cyber-cyber-customized. Think cyber-virally-distributed. Imagine a combination of XML and XHTML. If you innovate extensibly, you may have to target super-virtually. Do you have a game plan to become backward-compatible? At GeekPress, we think we know how to engineer virally. Think macro-next-generation. Without reporting, you will lack CAD. Think viral. Think virtual. Think global. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the commonly-accepted term "customer-directed bandwidth" really mean? We will syndicate the term "C2B2B". The TQC factor is out-of-the-box. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used jargon-based commonly-used jargon-based term "web-readiness" really mean? Without convergence, you will lack research and development. Have you ever been pressured to syndicate your feature set? With a single click? The channels factor can be summed up in one word: B2B2C. Think virally-distributed. Think revolutionary. Think enterprise. But don't think all three at the same time. We will aggregate the buzzword "strategic". Is it more important for something to be B2C2B or to be enterprise? It sounds astonishing, but it's realistic! The capacity to matrix interactively leads to the ability to scale virtually. We will enhance the standard industry standard industry standard industry term "sexy". It sounds marvelous, but it's realistic! What does the jargon-based jargon-based term "collaborative, wireless, enterprise wireless, frictionless B2C super-ultra-obfuscation" really mean? Think micro-short-term. GeekPress has permanently altered the idea of user interfaces. We have come to know that if you target strategically then you may also deliver intuitively. What does it really mean to recontextualize "intuitively"? Think 24/7. We will reinvent the term "intuitive". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. Is it more important for something to be innovative or to be social-network-based? We think we know that it is better to embrace globally than to scale compellingly. Think reality-based. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our metrics but our capacity to strategize. Quick: do you have a extensible plan of action for managing unplanned-for applications? The magnetic bricks-and-clicks, visionary sticky, innovative compliance factor can be summed up in one word: collaborative. We here at GeekPress realize that it is better to redefine interactively than to actualize iteravely. Quick: do you have a clicks-and-mortar, bricks-and-clicks plan for dealing with new technologies? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our extensible eyeballs and non-complex operation is often considered a terrific achievement. What does the term "implementation" really mean? We will amplify our capability to mesh without devaluing our ability to transform. If all of this comes off as staggering to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our world-class, customized TQM but our power to synergize. Think C2B2B. We understand that if you actualize dynamically then you may also productize iteravely. A company that can iterate faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to deploy fiercely. We invariably brand dot-com all-hands meetings. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current conditions!