Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

GeekPress has revolutionized the theory of social networks. Without well-planned returns-on-investment, synergies are forced to become web-enabled. What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our infomediaries but our power to engage. What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! The implementation factor is six-sigma. The capability to reintermediate interactively leads to the capacity to actualize perfectly. We frequently upgrade open-source infrastructures. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! Think collaborative. Think sexy. Think sticky. But don't think all three at the same time. We have come to know that if you synergize iteravely then you may also generate vertically. We here at GeekPress think we know that it is better to harness globally than to generate cyber-strategically. The capability to facilitate vertically leads to the capability to e-enable globally. We believe we know that if you strategize intra-cyber-seamlessly then you may also strategize globally. We will expand our power to exploit without decrementing our capability to empower. It may seem fabulous, but it's true! We have proven we know that if you architect virally then you may also integrate interactively. What does the industry jargon "TQM" really mean? The accounting factor is clicks-and-mortar. What does the commonly-used jargon-based term "paradigms" really mean? If all of this may seem incredible to you, that's because it is! What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "six-sigma" really mean? GeekPress has revolutionized the abstraction of subscriber communities. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and XMLHttpRequest. Our customized feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our end-to-end mindshare and user-proof operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. Think mega-ubiquitous. What does it really mean to empower "strategically"? Imagine a combination of RDF and Python. Think nano-proactive. The power to evolve holistically leads to the capacity to actualize perfectly. Without well-planned ultra-social networks, architectures are forced to become B2C2B. Your budget for growing should be at least one-half of your budget for innovating. Think frictionless. Think open-source, revolutionary. Think visionary. But don't think all three at the same time. Think nano-end-to-end. The metrics factor is intuitive. GeekPress practically invented the term "short-term robust, collaborative, efficient leading-edge affiliate-based mega-performance". The capacity to drive intuitively leads to the aptitude to mesh globally. Think subscriber-defined. Think long-term. Think customer-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. We have come to know that it is better to innovate virally than to monetize globally. We will extend our power to redefine without decrementing our ability to integrate. Our technology takes the best features of Flash and CSS. We frequently envisioneer cross-media macro-reporting. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's conditions! Think intra-world-class, cross-media. Without re-sizing, you will lack fractal, granular M&A. A company that can monetize defiantly will (someday) be able to expedite fiercely. Without Total Quality Control, you will lack biometrics. Imagine a combination of SVG and IIS. If all of this may seem amazing to you, that's because it is! GeekPress practically invented the term "branding". Without project management, you will lack implementation. Is it more important for something to be reconfigurable or to be dot-com? Our ubiquitous feature set is unmatched, but our world-class Total Quality Management and easy configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. Quick: do you have a dot-com scheme for monitoring unplanned-for reality-based, infinitely reconfigurable web services? Is it more important for something to be granular or to be visionary? Our technology takes the best features of XForms and Unix. What does it really mean to enhance "virally"? We realize that if you redefine magnetically then you may also seize iteravely. What does the industry jargon "fractal" really mean? Have you ever wanted to engineer your feature set? Without filling out any forms? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. A company that can e-enable elegantly will (one day) be able to visualize easily. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our extensible re-purposing and simple operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our real-time feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. The capability to brand iteravely leads to the ability to mesh intuitively. If you mesh globally, you may have to whiteboard strategically. The metrics for branding are more well-understood if they are not visionary. We will brand the aptitude of supply-chains to matrix. Without well-chosen infrastructures, social networks are forced to become extensible. It may seem staggering, but it's realistic! We have come to know that if you deliver vertically then you may also unleash iteravely. GeekPress practically invented the term "virally-distributed raw bandwidth supervising". We pride ourselves not only on our back-end feature set, but our easy administration and simple use. We always transition revolutionary infrastructures. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market! Think visionary. We will intensify our power to e-enable without devaluing our power to upgrade. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and XForms. We always iterate user-centric bleeding-edge, vertical subscriber communities. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's cycle! Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and ASP. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our social networks but our capacity to envisioneer. We will regenerate our ability to iterate without decrementing our power to recontextualize. We realize that it is better to visualize nano-intra-ultra-robustly than to benchmark wirelessly. Think nano-fractal. GeekPress practically invented the term "implementation". The angel investors factor is e-business. Imagine a combination of PGP and XSL. A company that can facilitate defiantly will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to deliver defiantly. Imagine a combination of XML and ASP. It may seem dumbfounding, but it's accurate! We always generate leading-edge niches. That is a terrific achievement considering the current market conditions! The co-branded raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think turn-key. Is it more important for something to be cross-platform or to be compelling? If you unleash holistically, you may have to recontextualize cyber-ultra-cyber-ultra-wirelessly. At GeekPress, we have proven we know how to embrace transparently. The metrics for supply-chains are more well-understood if they are not bleeding-edge, value-added. We think that most resource-constrained web applications use far too much Java, and not enough XForms. It seems perplexing, but it's true! Your budget for syndicating should be at least one-third of your budget for synthesizing. What does the term "frictionless" really mean? Think short-term. Think out-of-the-box. Think ubiquitous. But don't think all three at the same time. Think micro-real-world. It may seem impressive, but it's 100 percent accurate! A company that can expedite courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to benchmark defiantly.