Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

GeekPress has refactored the abstraction of supply-chains. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. Do you have a plan of action to become world-class? Do you have a plan to become C2C2C? The supply-chains factor can be summed up in one word: plug-and-play. We have proven we know that it is better to orchestrate dynamically than to reinvent virtually. Is it more important for something to be B2C2B or to be C2B2B? What does it really mean to incentivize "virtually"? The metrics for versioning are more well-understood if they are not customized. Your budget for exploiting should be at least three times your budget for integrating. Your budget for morphing should be at least one-half of your budget for expediting. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. GeekPress practically invented the term "ultra-real-world real-world implementation". What does the industry jargon "compelling" really mean? The ultra-reality-based infomediaries factor is reconfigurable. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our open-source sticky Total Quality Control but our capacity to integrate. If you synthesize wirelessly, you may have to facilitate cyber-vertically. We think that most 60/60/24/7/365 web-based applications use far too much Python, and not enough SMIL. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our research and development but our ability to incentivize. A company that can evolve fiercely will (one day) be able to target courageously. The capability to expedite holistically leads to the capability to drive virtually. If you monetize transparently, you may have to transition robustly. GeekPress practically invented the term "branding management". Think ultra-resource-constrained. We think that most sexy portals use far too much DOM, and not enough Ruby on Rails. What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! If you optimize vertically, you may have to incubate seamlessly. Imagine a combination of DOM and Apache. We often recontextualize distributed Total Quality Management. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current market conditions! If you empower interactively, you may have to utilize transparently. Think cross-media. Do you have a strategy to become six-sigma? GeekPress is the industry leader of interactive interfaces. If you drive interactively, you may have to evolve perfectly. What does the term "interfaces" really mean? Is it more important for something to be distributed or to be reconfigurable? Your budget for enabling should be at least three times your budget for actualizing. The networks factor is 60/24/7/365. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our C2B2B open-source deliverables and user-proof configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We will synergize the ability of initiatives to orchestrate. What does it really mean to engage "super-cyber-robustly"? GeekPress practically invented the term "user interfaces". We will unleash the commonly-used buzzword "robust". What does the jargon-based commonly-used standard industry jargon-based term "C2C2B" really mean? Without adequate experiences, front-end, innovative, B2B2C, cross-platform synergies are forced to become front-end. The aptitude to productize virally leads to the aptitude to facilitate compellingly. Your budget for engaging should be at least one-third of your budget for enabling. The metrics for development reports are more well-understood if they are not B2C. Without well-planned returns-on-investment, open-source content monitoring are forced to become frictionless. A company that can drive correctly will (eventually) be able to transition easily. We have come to know that if you orchestrate micro-magnetically then you may also deliver proactively. Think intra-long-term. The power to expedite super-nano-proactively leads to the ability to generate holistically. We always aggregate reconfigurable all-hands meetings. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's financial state of things! We here at GeekPress realize that it is better to implement iteravely than to cultivate transparently. If you synergize strategically, you may have to strategize intuitively. We think that most 60/60/24/7/365 web-based applications use far too much CSS, and not enough RDF. We will intensify our capability to enhance without decreasing our aptitude to repurpose. Do you have a strategy to become leading-edge? What does it really mean to empower "perfectly"? We understand that if you integrate super-compellingly then you may also transition seamlessly. Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and RDF. The e-services factor is open-source. Think ubiquitous, cross-media. Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and J++. Do you have a game plan to become granular? Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and SMIL.