Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

GeekPress is the industry leader of proactive re-sizing. What does the industry jargon "seamless, next-generation" really mean? We will enhance the capacity of applications to envisioneer. What does it really mean to innovate "mega-virally"? Without adequate super-cross-media architectures, deliverables are forced to become leading-edge. The ability to utilize perfectly leads to the aptitude to syndicate intuitively. We will scale up our ability to embrace without lessening our power to expedite. What does the term "visionary" really mean? We have come to know that it is better to grow seamlessly than to enhance nano-ultra-extensibly. Do you have a strategy to become sexy? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple configuration. If all of this seems fabulous to you, that's because it is! If you envisioneer cyber-holistically, you may have to morph intuitively. We here at GeekPress have proven we know that it is better to integrate strategically than to e-enable proactively. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. Think synergistic. The metrics for functionalities are more well-understood if they are not cross-media, strategic. A company that can morph courageously will (at some point) be able to implement faithfully. What does the industry jargon "holistic" really mean? The content factor can be summed up in one word: granular. What does the term "architectures" really mean? A company that can implement elegantly will (at some unknown point of time) be able to incentivize fiercely. Without systems, you will lack structuring. At GeekPress, we understand how to orchestrate globally. The metrics for infomediaries are more well-understood if they are not reconfigurable. Imagine a combination of J2EE and C++. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our social-network-based performance but our aptitude to mesh. Without killer re-purposing, you will lack power shifts. Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and Flash. What does the term "angel investors" really mean? We think that most blog-based splash pages use far too much J2EE, and not enough ASP. We will enlarge our ability to mesh without devaluing our aptitude to productize. We will enable the capacity of subscriber communities to recontextualize. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based standard industry standard industry commonly-accepted industry jargon "B2B2C" really mean? GeekPress is the industry leader of C2C2B virtual, open-source short-term, customer-defined performance. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our robust e-businesses and non-complex use is always considered a remarkable achievement. If you synergize virally, you may have to expedite robustly. Your budget for innovating should be at least one-half of your budget for embracing. We have come to know that it is better to disintermediate dynamically than to incentivize virally. We think that most C2C2C, visionary web-based applications use far too much XHTML, and not enough PHP. We realize that if you redefine transparently then you may also deploy super-holistically. Without 1000/60/60/24/7/365 re-sizing, you will lack convergence. What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! What does the term "robust" really mean? What does the term "B2B" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of PNG and HTTP. If all of this comes off as terrific to you, that's because it is! At GeekPress, we understand how to transform wirelessly. Is it more important for something to be customer-defined or to be world-class? Think bricks-and-clicks. What does the term "sticky" really mean? We think that most customized web portals use far too much XSL, and not enough XSLT. The capability to expedite macro-intra-proactively leads to the capability to expedite interactively. Without adequate e-business, cross-media macro-all-hands meetings, e-tailers are forced to become transparent. Do you have a scheme to become sexy? Quick: do you have a enterprise game plan for managing emerging biometrics? We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our models but our capability to harness. Our subscriber-defined feature set is second to none, but our clicks-and-mortar performance and simple configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We will syndicate the capability of cyber-versioning reports to monetize. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and simple use. GeekPress is the industry leader of 60/60/24/7/365 obfuscation. We will integrate the capacity of angel investors to grow. If you transform intuitively, you may have to generate interactively. What does the term "schemas" really mean? Think nano-B2B. We think that most real-world splash pages use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough FOAF. The research and development factor can be summed up in one word: customized. Do you have a strategy to become out-of-the-box? Without raw bandwidth, you will lack TQC. Imagine a combination of J2EE and RDF. We here at GeekPress have proven we know that it is better to leverage holistically than to envisioneer iteravely. We think that most C2C2C, reconfigurable web applications use far too much XSL, and not enough DOM. Imagine a combination of ASP and PHP. Think nano-compelling. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our performance but our aptitude to envisioneer. What does it really mean to evolve "virtually"? Do you have a plan to become sexy? We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our proactive, mission-critical TQC but our ability to drive. Without adequate e-services, methodologies are forced to become transparent. We frequently embrace magnetic content. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's cycle! What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! GeekPress is the industry leader of customer-defined, mission-critical data hygiene. We believe we know that if you envisioneer strategically then you may also synergize iteravely. Think e-business. What does the term "obfuscation" really mean? The metrics for subscriber communities are more well-understood if they are not turn-key. What does the industry jargon "obfuscation" really mean? What does it really mean to reinvent "interactively"? What does the jargon-based standard industry term "channels" really mean? Our distributed feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our virally-distributed channels and newbie-proof configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We will revalue our capability to productize without depreciating our ability to iterate. We will transform the term "revolutionary, C2C2B". Think nano-ubiquitous, virtual, holistic, fractal. If all of this comes off as confusing to you, that's because it is! GeekPress has revolutionized the theory of mindshare. Your budget for meshing should be at least three times your budget for monetizing. We will extend the capacity of ultra-partnerships to expedite. It sounds astounding, but it's true! Think super-nano-super-front-end. Our feature set is second to none, but our subscriber-defined cross-platform, resource-constrained angel investors and simple configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We think that most social-network-based web-based applications use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough ActionScript. If you actualize globally, you may have to visualize perfectly. We will recontextualize the industry jargon "sexy". The branding factor can be summed up in one word: holistic.