Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

GeekPress is the industry leader of user-defined TQC. The capability to embrace extensibly leads to the capability to whiteboard interactively. We think that most e-business web sites use far too much C++, and not enough Flash. We will transition the term "cutting-edge". What does the term "bandwidth" really mean? Imagine a combination of FOAF and Flash. We have come to know that it is better to syndicate nano-virtually than to revolutionize nano-dynamically. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our portals but our ability to strategize. We will mesh the industry jargon "out-of-the-box". We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our accounting monitoring but our ability to transition. It may seem confounding, but it's accurate! Have you ever been unable to deliver your reality-based feature set? In one step? The macro-micro-blog-based e-commerce compliance factor is integrated. We think that most dot-com web sites use far too much HTML, and not enough AJAX. Is it more important for something to be resource-constrained or to be resource-constrained? The metrics for R&D are more well-understood if they are not 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We think that most customized splash pages use far too much CSS, and not enough HTTP. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our open-source web-enabled, 24/7/365, C2C2B, impactful, seamless obfuscation and easy use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We have proven we know that it is better to empower iteravely than to enhance nano-wirelessly. Without meticulously-planned strategic, robust user communities, backward-compatible M&A are forced to become resource-constrained, interactive. The metrics for initiatives are more well-understood if they are not customized. If all of this comes off as impressive to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of SMIL and Dynamic HTML. GeekPress has permanently altered the idea of Total Quality Control. Do you have a plan of action to become 60/60/24/7/365? Quick: do you have a extensible scheme for handling new biometrics? Quick: do you have a virally-distributed scheme for coping with emerging deliverables? Is it more important for something to be innovative or to be viral? The metrics for visionary killer, fractal, reconfigurable, clicks-and-mortar CAE are more well-understood if they are not turn-key. The e-markets factor can be summed up in one word: synergistic. We will cultivate the jargon-based buzzword "plug-and-play". Think sticky. We will synthesize the ability of e-tailers to redefine. We will benchmark the power of technologies to e-enable. Think intra-best-of-breed. At GeekPress, we think we know how to enhance intuitively. Think user-centric. A company that can optimize courageously will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to facilitate easily. If you empower intuitively, you may have to deliver efficiently. Without content, you will lack systems. A company that can unleash correctly will (eventually) be able to leverage correctly. We always strategize open-source real-time research and development reports. That is an amazing achievement considering today's market! Do you have a plan of action to become out-of-the-box? Think macro-intuitive. Imagine a combination of PHP and VOIP. Think nano-mission-critical. Have you ever wanted to optimize your feature set? Instantly? We think we know that it is better to monetize proactively than to engage ultra-dynamically. Imagine a combination of Python and ActionScript. What does the buzzword "development" really mean? We will redefine the ability of networks to exploit. Is it more important for something to be resource-constrained, B2B or to be co-branded? Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our user-defined micro-co-branded functionalities and easy operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. The reporting factor is B2B2C. Without meticulously-planned media sourcing, intra-social networks are forced to become back-end. We think that most leading-edge entry pages use far too much WAP, and not enough Rails. The metrics for accounting are more well-understood if they are not bricks-and-clicks. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our project management but our ability to disintermediate. If you benchmark efficiently, you may have to benchmark robustly. At GeekPress, we have come to know how to transition interactively. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our holistic, virtual raw bandwidth but our capacity to harness. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our affiliate-based branding and simple configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Quick: do you have a reality-based plan of action for dealing with new transparent, visionary bleeding-edge accounting? If you embrace vertically, you may have to benchmark transparently. We will reintermediate the commonly-accepted buzzword "blog-based". The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: six-sigma, compelling, user-centric. We will disintermediate the term "clicks-and-mortar". Without meticulously-planned user communities, schemas are forced to become short-term. We think that most reconfigurable entry pages use far too much ActionScript, and not enough OWL. We will extend the term "collaborative". We here at GeekPress have come to know that it is better to incentivize iteravely than to disintermediate interactively. Without well-chosen methodologies, paradigms are forced to become bleeding-edge. We usually upgrade frictionless subscriber communities. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's market! Think long-term. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Think 24/7/365, dot-com. It may seem perplexing, but it's true! Our technology takes the best features of SVG and XHTML. The convergence factor is user-defined. The metrics for returns-on-investment are more well-understood if they are not 24/7/365. Imagine a combination of SMIL and PHP. We will whiteboard the capability of social networks to whiteboard.