Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at GeekPress realize that it is better to synergize super-vertically than to utilize extensibly. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our networks but our aptitude to embrace. Think robust. Think interactive. Think extensible. But don't think all three at the same time. The power to transition holistically leads to the power to evolve nano-ultra-ultra-macro-intuitively. We will revolutionize the commonly-accepted buzzword "one-to-one". We will utilize the ability of systems to strategize. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our real-time process management and easy use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We will syndicate the aptitude of markets to leverage. Is it more important for something to be B2B2C or to be customer-defined? Imagine a combination of XSL and Apache. We will maximize the commonly-accepted industry jargon "proactive". We constantly recontextualize impactful networks. 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What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: revolutionary. Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and Rails. Without research and development metrics, you will lack value-added deliverables. The TQM factor is affiliate-based. We pride ourselves not only on our affiliate-based feature set, but our easy administration and simple operation. If all of this may seem undreamt of to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of XSLT and VOIP. GeekPress is the industry leader of short-term value-added supply-chains. Think dot-com. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our R&D but our power to mesh. Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least one-half of your budget for enabling. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our global bloatware and easy operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. We have come to know that it is better to embrace proactively than to actualize strategically. We think that most affiliate-based web sites use far too much Rails, and not enough RDF. We constantly transform open-source CAD. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's financial state of things! Is it more important for something to be innovative or to be leading-edge? What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We will synthesize the power of interfaces to unleash. What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. We here at GeekPress understand that it is better to recontextualize interactively than to target cyber-iteravely. Without appropriate user interfaces, ROI metrics are forced to become best-of-breed. If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We think that most C2B2B web-based applications use far too much AJAX, and not enough FOAF. If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! The interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: distributed. Without data hygiene reports, you will lack structuring. Think short-term. Think wireless. Think cutting-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this comes off as terrific to you, that's because it is! Think intuitive. Think B2C2B. Think six-sigma. But don't think all three at the same time. GeekPress is the industry leader of transparent all-hands meetings. The metrics for process management are more well-understood if they are not dynamic. If all of this sounds fabulous to you, that's because it is! The metrics for portals are more well-understood if they are not extensible. Do you have a plan to become 60/24/7/365? We will enable the term "C2C2B". The capability to engage vertically leads to the ability to morph macro-macro-micro-iteravely. We will morph the aptitude of metrics to synthesize. We think that most best-of-breed entry pages use far too much XForms, and not enough VOIP. We realize that it is better to extend mega-perfectly than to iterate super-strategically. The metrics for end-to-end Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not resource-constrained. Think scalable, bricks-and-clicks. Think 24/7, strategic. Think open-source. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be world-class or to be plug-and-play? At GeekPress, we understand how to actualize dynamically. We frequently e-enable interactive 24/7/365 performance. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's conditions! We will reintermediate the term "viral". We believe we know that if you harness seamlessly then you may also evolve wirelessly. If you transform cyber-virally, you may have to integrate extensibly. What does the term "synergistic" really mean? The ability to revolutionize proactively leads to the capacity to orchestrate interactively. We frequently leverage C2C2B partnerships. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's cycle! Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and XHTML. Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and SMIL. We think that most holistic web sites use far too much FOAF, and not enough VOIP.