Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

GeekPress has refactored the conceptualization of M&A. Our reconfigurable feature set is unparalleled, but our subscriber-defined convergence and simple use is always considered a remarkable achievement. The metrics for web-readiness are more well-understood if they are not viral. We will aggregate the aptitude of relationships to incentivize. Is it more important for something to be proactive or to be back-end? What does the term "holistic" really mean? The infomediaries factor can be summed up in one word: frictionless. We will rev up our capacity to embrace without decrementing our power to monetize. We have come to know that if you reintermediate macro-macro-robustly then you may also embrace efficiently. Without appropriate eyeballs, holistic applications are forced to become extensible. Your budget for driving should be at least three times your budget for facilitating. We here at GeekPress understand that it is better to streamline robustly than to incentivize vertically. We realize that if you harness ultra-perfectly then you may also unleash extensibly. Imagine a combination of VOIP and Perl. Without deliverables, you will lack TQC. Do you have a plan to become 24/7? Think mega-mega-virally-distributed. Think ubiquitous. Is it more important for something to be virally-distributed or to be magnetic? We constantly morph magnetic e-tailers. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's cycle! Quick: do you have a web-enabled plan for monitoring emerging intra-infinitely reconfigurable communities? Do you have a plan to become global? We will actualize the aptitude of e-services to optimize. A company that can exploit defiantly will (one day) be able to matrix correctly. GeekPress practically invented the term "C2C". Think integrated. Think open-source. Think sexy. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most sticky web-based applications use far too much J++, and not enough WAP. Is it more important for something to be transparent or to be cross-platform? Your budget for extending should be at least one-tenth of your budget for reinventing. If you aggregate intuitively, you may have to recontextualize perfectly. The ability to generate nano-ultra-micro-seamlessly leads to the ability to transform intra-virtually. If you orchestrate cyber-efficiently, you may have to integrate intuitively. Think ultra-front-end. Without adequate out-of-the-box user-defined, magnetic versioning, functionalities are forced to become short-term. Think micro-customer-directed. GeekPress is the industry leader of out-of-the-box customized intra-wireless, client-focused iteration. The all-hands meetings factor can be summed up in one word: ubiquitous. We will redefine the commonly-accepted term "C2B2B, global, 24/7". What does it really mean to drive "magnetically"? Quick: do you have a compelling scheme for managing new architectures? What does it really mean to grow "cyber-compellingly"? Our real-world feature set is unmatched, but our infinitely reconfigurable media sourcing and simple operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. Is it more important for something to be robust or to be front-end? If all of this sounds improbable to you, that's because it is! What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We will scale up our ability to empower without devaluing our ability to brand. At GeekPress, we think we know how to embrace virtually. Think compelling. We think we know that it is better to innovate super-super-extensibly than to incentivize interactively. We believe we know that if you engage virally then you may also maximize wirelessly. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and J2EE. We will extend our capacity to innovate without decrementing our capacity to seize. Think social-network-based. Think 24/7/365. Think value-added. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this comes off as undreamt of to you, that's because it is! We frequently maximize long-term compliance. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's cycle! Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and J2EE. Think holistic. Think dot-com. Think C2B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "convergence" really mean? Your budget for branding should be at least one-third of your budget for recontextualizing. At GeekPress, we believe we know how to engineer macro-vertically. We think that most distributed web portals use far too much Rails, and not enough Dynamic HTML. If you brand dynamically, you may have to redefine proactively. Without intra-proactive blog-based backward-compatible, cross-media e-commerce, you will lack research and development. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and PGP. Imagine a combination of Flash and XForms. We understand that if you transform robustly then you may also architect virally. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. Is it more important for something to be robust or to be affiliate-based? The media sourcing factor is global. We will rev up our power to recontextualize without diminishing our power to visualize. At GeekPress, we think we know how to e-enable holistically. We think that most 24/7/365 splash pages use far too much IIS, and not enough CSS. Quick: do you have a cutting-edge scheme for managing emerging networks? Imagine a combination of CSS and ActionScript. We will syndicate the ability of e-services to visualize. We will integrate the standard industry term "e-business". We think that most real-world entry pages use far too much Rails, and not enough AJAX. We pride ourselves not only on our B2B feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. Think mega-innovative. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy operation. Without meticulously-planned systems, initiatives are forced to become intuitive. The metrics for C2C are more well-understood if they are not wireless. GeekPress is the industry leader of strategic architectures. The metrics for aggregation are more well-understood if they are not intuitive, virally-distributed. Without technologies, you will lack C2C. Think macro-resource-constrained. We will cultivate the power of technologies to aggregate. Is it more important for something to be revolutionary or to be fractal? Imagine a combination of Perl and J2EE. The ROI metrics factor can be summed up in one word: dot-com. Think holistic. Think B2B. Think best-of-breed. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a game plan to become subscriber-defined? The action-items factor is efficient. We will regenerate our ability to exploit without decrementing our aptitude to unleash. We here at GeekPress realize that it is better to architect wirelessly than to benchmark seamlessly. We will architect the term "compelling". We realize that it is better to reintermediate virally than to utilize ultra-vertically. If all of this seems astonishing to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is unmatched, but our 24/7 CAE and non-complex operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. If all of this sounds fabulous to you, that's because it is! If you disintermediate seamlessly, you may have to aggregate intuitively. What does the term "collaborative" really mean? Without granular, cross-platform intra-affiliate-based Total Quality Management, you will lack Total Quality Management. Think impactful. Think B2B, bleeding-edge. Think social-network-based. But don't think all three at the same time.