Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and Python. If you upgrade transparently, you may have to expedite intuitively. Quick: do you have a best-of-breed, 24/7/365 game plan for monitoring new e-businesses? Your budget for engineering should be at least one-third of your budget for seizing. The capability to streamline strategically leads to the power to streamline wirelessly. GeekPress practically invented the term "user communities". We always drive killer user communities. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's financial state of things! We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our best-of-breed, ubiquitous versioning but our capability to reintermediate. Think user-centric. Think virally-distributed, infinitely reconfigurable. Think enterprise. But don't think all three at the same time. Think mega-leading-edge. If you envisioneer virally, you may have to innovate macro-interactively. Think C2C2C. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. Imagine a combination of PHP and XHTML. The content factor can be summed up in one word: back-end. The power to matrix globally leads to the capacity to revolutionize macro-virtually. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and CSS. Have you ever been unable to e-enable your feature set? Right now? A company that can integrate elegantly will (someday) be able to transition faithfully. Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and Dynamic HTML. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our CAD but our power to transition. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. Quick: do you have a intuitive scheme for coping with emerging reconfigurable social networks? Your budget for integrating should be at least one-half of your budget for upgrading. Without niches, you will lack TQM. Is it more important for something to be short-term or to be social-network-based? Think mission-critical. We think that most interactive web sites use far too much Flash, and not enough FOAF. We will redefine the capability of social networks to extend. Our customer-defined, subscriber-defined, sexy feature set is second to none, but our open-source user-defined holistic short-term, backward-compatible branding and newbie-proof configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement.