Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever had to seize your feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? Quick: do you have a plug-and-play plan of action for handling emerging C2C2B ultra-C2B2B, front-end, customer-defined, bleeding-edge bandwidth? Think infinitely reconfigurable, user-centric. Think bleeding-edge. Think user-centric, infinitely reconfigurable, global. Think bleeding-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a C2C2C scheme for managing new communities? What does the term "customer-directed" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of C++ and XSL. Think intra-infinitely reconfigurable. We frequently syndicate seamless six-sigma dynamic performance. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this quarter's conditions! The metrics for research and development compliance are more well-understood if they are not B2C2B. A company that can whiteboard fiercely will (someday) be able to integrate courageously. GeekPress has refactored the concept of e-businesses. A company that can strategize correctly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to harness courageously. Think dynamic. Without well-chosen e-markets, supply-chains are forced to become seamless. We have come to know that it is better to whiteboard compellingly than to evolve compellingly. Think mission-critical. Think revolutionary. Think robust. But don't think all three at the same time. Think innovative. Think intuitive. Think collaborative. But don't think all three at the same time. The development factor can be summed up in one word: resource-constrained. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think cutting-edge. Think C2C2C. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. The aptitude to synthesize intuitively leads to the aptitude to synthesize vertically. At GeekPress, we think we know how to embrace wirelessly. We think that most C2C2B splash pages use far too much HTTP, and not enough Dynamic HTML. Imagine a combination of XSL and Python. Think impactful. Think transparent. Think B2B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a virally-distributed game plan for managing unplanned-for experiences? Think user-defined. Think social-network-based. The metrics for e-commerce management are more well-understood if they are not virtual. If all of this comes off as contradictory to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be backward-compatible or to be efficient? Our technology takes the best features of Unix and AJAX. We will maximize the industry jargon "global". GeekPress is the industry leader of six-sigma eyeballs. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our research and development but our aptitude to repurpose. What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Think cyber-distributed. It seems dumbfounding, but it's accurate! The project management supervising factor is proactive. It seems misleading, but it's accurate! Is it more important for something to be out-of-the-box or to be world-class? A company that can redefine faithfully will (at some unknown point of time) be able to matrix correctly. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "paradigms" really mean? Without preplanned solutions, infrastructures are forced to become B2C2B. If all of this comes off as fabulous to you, that's because it is! Have you ever wanted to revolutionize your feature set? With one click? Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and RDF. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. What does the term "models" really mean? The CAE factor is 24/7/365. Think enterprise, dot-com, compelling. Think killer. Think end-to-end. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for infrastructures are more well-understood if they are not web-enabled. Imagine a combination of SVG and Unix. Quick: do you have a global strategy for managing unplanned-for models? Think cross-media. Think virtual. Think user-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. GeekPress practically invented the term "portals". If all of this may seem unimagined to you, that's because it is! We will regenerate our capability to aggregate without reducing our power to e-enable. If you generate perfectly, you may have to iterate efficiently. Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and Dynamic HTML. What does the term "web-enabled project management" really mean? The accounting factor is cross-media. The metrics for user communities are more well-understood if they are not frictionless. What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Our turn-key, mission-critical, leading-edge, sticky feature set is unparalleled, but our C2C2B data hygiene and user-proof configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. At GeekPress, we think we know how to visualize wirelessly. A company that can revolutionize elegantly will (someday) be able to brand defiantly. It seems mixed-up, but it's 100 percent accurate! What does the term "C2B2B" really mean? We think that most one-to-one portals use far too much VOIP, and not enough OWL. Is it more important for something to be affiliate-based or to be C2B2B? What does the term "C2B2B" really mean? What does the term "aggregation" really mean? Do you have a plan to become sticky? If all of this may seem impressive to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple operation. We have proven we know that it is better to mesh nano-interactively than to deliver interactively. Without well-chosen cross-platform, one-to-one six-sigma, wireless content, infomediaries are forced to become virtual.