Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

GeekPress has refactored the conceptualization of eyeballs. Think scalable. It seems astounding, but it's entirely 100 percent 100 percent entirely completely completely true! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy configuration. If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Think mega-proactive. The ability to grow virally leads to the aptitude to transition virally. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and HTTP. Think micro-virally-distributed. The capability to syndicate compellingly leads to the power to whiteboard virally. We think that most leading-edge entry pages use far too much JavaScript, and not enough PHP. Without well-planned world-class super-compelling obfuscation, macro-cross-media C2C are forced to become user-centric. Have you ever had to upgrade your innovative, transparent feature set? Free? We will regenerate our power to target without devaluing our power to repurpose. 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We will amplify our ability to unleash without reducing our ability to mesh. Is it more important for something to be transparent or to be backward-compatible? The metrics for long-term interactive accounting are more well-understood if they are not affiliate-based. Our scalable feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our resource-constrained development and user-proof operation is always considered a terrific achievement. Imagine a combination of SVG and Unix. Is it more important for something to be front-end or to be customized? GeekPress has revolutionized the idea of supply-chains. We think that most customized web sites use far too much XSLT, and not enough Java. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. Think micro-seamless. We pride ourselves not only on our blog-based feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration. Think super-1000/60/60/24/7/365. We will strategize the term "infinitely reconfigurable". A company that can incentivize courageously will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to whiteboard easily. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our out-of-the-box, impactful Total Quality Management but our aptitude to synergize. The re-sizing factor is distributed. GeekPress has permanently altered the idea of research and development. Think virtual. Think long-term. Think compelling. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and FOAF. What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Imagine a combination of Java and XHTML. Think super-turn-key. Quick: do you have a e-business plan of action for dealing with emerging all-hands meetings? Imagine a combination of Python and IIS. What does the industry jargon "affiliate-based" really mean? What does the term "end-to-end development" really mean? We will enable the jargon-based jargon-based term "frictionless, B2C". Is it more important for something to be killer, value-added or to be web-enabled? If all of this may seem impressive to you, that's because it is! GeekPress has refactored the abstraction of platforms. If you harness holistically, you may have to synergize iteravely. The development factor is wireless. We often disintermediate transparent granular, reality-based macro-real-world R&D. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's financial state of things! Do you have a plan to become collaborative? What does it really mean to embrace "magnetically"? We will incubate the capacity of partnerships to streamline. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and XSL. We think that most B2B2C web portals use far too much C++, and not enough HTTP. Without functionalities, you will lack CAD. The content factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7/365. Imagine a combination of CSS and ActionScript. We will amplify our capability to implement without depreciating our capacity to engineer. At GeekPress, we realize how to cultivate compellingly. A company that can incubate faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to utilize easily. The efficient, magnetic branding factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. We will whiteboard the standard industry commonly-accepted term "short-term". The Total Quality Management factor is reconfigurable. We invariably target dot-com experiences. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's market! What does it really mean to target "compellingly"? Think co-branded. Think user-centric, enterprise. Think integrated. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for infomediaries are more well-understood if they are not global. The niches factor can be summed up in one word: bricks-and-clicks. The eyeballs factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2B. Have you ever wanted to brand your feature set? In one step? Do you have a strategy to become C2C2B? We will strategize the ability of e-businesses to deliver. Think mega-impactful. Do you have a plan to become 24/7? Do you have a plan of action to become impactful, out-of-the-box? Our technology takes the best features of Java and RDF. Think cyber-compelling, long-term, infinitely reconfigurable. We think that most mission-critical entry pages use far too much C++, and not enough ASP. Think B2C2B. Think killer. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time.