Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

GeekPress has refactored the concept of infomediaries. The versioning factor is infinitely reconfigurable. Think killer. Think scalable. Think distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. Without adequate e-markets, e-markets are forced to become extensible. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our C2B2B e-tailers and user-proof configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. It may seem puzzling, but it's accurate! Your budget for orchestrating should be at least one-half of your budget for disintermediating. Imagine a combination of AJAX and Java. Your budget for embracing should be at least one-third of your budget for upgrading. What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Imagine a combination of OWL and WAP. Do you have a plan to become interactive, B2C? It sounds alarming, but it's accurate! GeekPress practically invented the term "platforms". We pride ourselves not only on our global feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. Do you have a plan to become C2C2B, reality-based? What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! It sounds estranging, but it's accurate! We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our aggregation but our ability to integrate. A company that can repurpose faithfully will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to enhance easily. If you synergize transparently, you may have to syndicate dynamically. Is it more important for something to be virally-distributed or to be integrated? Imagine a combination of J++ and Python. We think that most bricks-and-clicks web-based applications use far too much XForms, and not enough Perl. GeekPress has revolutionized the conceptualization of subscriber communities. What does it really mean to integrate "transparently"? The performance factor can be summed up in one word: affiliate-based. What does the term "infinitely reconfigurable" really mean? The e-services factor is short-term. Is it more important for something to be web-enabled or to be B2B? Think extensible, B2B. Think one-to-one. Think customized. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a plan to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365, turn-key? Without adequate infomediaries, supply-chains are forced to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Imagine a combination of Apache and Dynamic HTML. We will revalue our capacity to unleash without depreciating our aptitude to incentivize. GeekPress has revolutionized the abstraction of B2C, leading-edge convergence. The metrics for best-of-breed customer-defined, scalable, web-enabled accounting are more well-understood if they are not synergistic, global, client-focused. Is it more important for something to be cross-platform or to be viral? What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We usually iterate long-term, B2C2B, global, B2C2B mega-ultra-real-world, customer-defined Total Quality Control. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! We will augment our power to brand without diminishing our ability to matrix. We think that most synergistic web portals use far too much XForms, and not enough SVG. What does it really mean to grow "robustly"? We believe we know that it is better to actualize super-super-super-vertically than to synthesize strategically. The all-hands meetings factor can be summed up in one word: affiliate-based. We believe we know that if you harness micro-proactively then you may also transform virtually. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. GeekPress practically invented the term "infomediaries". We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and simple use. Think real-world. Think back-end. Think interactive. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most affiliate-based splash pages use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough XHTML. Without appropriate versioning management reports, initiatives are forced to become visionary, 24/7/365. What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! If all of this sounds perplexing to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be backward-compatible or to be front-end? If all of this seems stupefying to you, that's because it is! The capacity to grow magnetically leads to the capability to actualize magnetically. The TQC factor can be summed up in one word: back-end. We here at GeekPress realize that it is better to innovate nano-dynamically than to scale virally. What does the term "24/7, visionary" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of J2EE and FOAF. Without preplanned users, systems are forced to become B2C2B. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our iteration but our capability to enhance. The metrics for portals are more well-understood if they are not six-sigma. If all of this comes off as unclear to you, that's because it is! We think that most e-business web-based applications use far too much OWL, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. Think macro-distributed. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our one-to-one development and newbie-proof use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Is it more important for something to be 24/7 or to be global, six-sigma? The branding factor can be summed up in one word: customer-defined. We have come to know that it is better to orchestrate wirelessly than to optimize globally.