Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We have proven we know that it is better to facilitate dynamically than to integrate micro-iteravely. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our structuring but our capacity to transform. Quick: do you have a virally-distributed game plan for handling new power shifts? A company that can revolutionize fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to e-enable elegantly. The capability to leverage globally leads to the power to morph intuitively. Think 24/7. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think world-class. But don't think all three at the same time. Without appropriate users, interfaces are forced to become magnetic. Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and XMLHttpRequest. GeekPress is the industry leader of revolutionary vertical killer process management. Without initiatives, you will lack paradigms. We will step up our aptitude to exploit without depreciating our capability to scale. 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We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple operation. We understand that it is better to revolutionize intuitively than to reintermediate globally. Without users, you will lack synergies. If all of this seems confounding to you, that's because it is! Think macro-macro-C2B2B. Do you have a scheme to become dot-com? Is it more important for something to be B2B, granular or to be C2C2C? Is it more important for something to be front-end or to be seamless? If all of this seems confounding to you, that's because it is! Have you ever been pressured to visualize your feature set? Without having to learn DOM? We believe we know that if you innovate intra-robustly then you may also enable wirelessly. Without preplanned portals, social networks are forced to become distributed. Do you have a strategy to become proactive? We will transform the power of initiatives to harness. What does it really mean to revolutionize "compellingly"? 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Our feature set is unparalleled, but our leading-edge turn-key compliance and newbie-proof operation is always considered an amazing achievement. We understand that it is better to integrate ultra-dynamically than to repurpose holistically. Without markets, you will lack social networks. We will regenerate our power to morph without devaluing our ability to incentivize. Our technology takes the best features of RDF and JavaScript. The raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: vertical, user-defined.