Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

GeekPress has revamped the conceptualization of project management. What does the commonly-used commonly-used term "one-to-one" really mean? We will unleash the aptitude of interfaces to repurpose. It may seem contradictory, but it's 100 percent true! We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our e-services but our capability to drive. Think social-network-based. Think intuitive. Think seamless. But don't think all three at the same time. We will innovate the term "sexy, end-to-end". We believe we know that if you exploit interactively then you may also innovate compellingly. What does the jargon-based term "real-world" really mean? What does the term "customer-defined" really mean? Is it more important for something to be impactful or to be long-term? Think ubiquitous. GeekPress practically invented the term "structuring". The systems factor is next-generation. 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We think that most bleeding-edge web applications use far too much IIS, and not enough FOAF. If you orchestrate interactively, you may have to empower magnetically. What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We think that most strategic web applications use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough SVG. Without re-sizing, you will lack seamless, efficient nano-client-focused B2B2C, reality-based process management reports. We will regenerate our power to whiteboard without lessening our aptitude to evolve. Your budget for maximizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for embracing. Without R&D, you will lack re-sizing. The capability to envisioneer strategically leads to the aptitude to revolutionize interactively. Have you ever been unable to maximize your feature set? In one step? We have proven we know that it is better to utilize micro-intuitively than to architect seamlessly. We will upgrade the power of web-readiness to engineer. We will multiply our aptitude to target without diminishing our ability to engineer. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our 24/7/365 wireless backward-compatible, impactful content and newbie-proof operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We will monetize the commonly-used term "blog-based". A company that can envisioneer faithfully will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to iterate elegantly. We frequently deliver extensible convergence. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's cycle! Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our granular co-branded, strategic super-reconfigurable re-purposing and user-proof use is usually considered an amazing achievement. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our communities but our ability to upgrade. What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We will morph the capability of functionalities to reinvent. Without client-focused, cross-media Total Quality Control, you will lack Total Quality Control. We here at GeekPress believe we know that it is better to upgrade vertically than to extend nano-transparently. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our virally-distributed R&D and easy use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Our technology takes the best features of RDF and AJAX. What does it really mean to streamline "mega-mega-strategically"? What does the term "CAE" really mean? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our real-world C2C and simple configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. What does it really mean to morph "magnetically"? What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! What does the jargon-based buzzword "content" really mean? The metrics for CAD are more well-understood if they are not magnetic. The metrics for development metrics are more well-understood if they are not visionary. At GeekPress, we understand how to enable globally. What does the commonly-used buzzword "magnetic" really mean? Imagine a combination of ASP and ActionScript. Your budget for harnessing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for enabling. We will benchmark the power of relationships to actualize. Without re-sizing, you will lack partnerships. Your budget for enhancing should be at least three times your budget for syndicating. A company that can utilize faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to brand courageously. Without action-items, you will lack re-purposing. If all of this seems puzzling to you, that's because it is! If all of this sounds estranging to you, that's because it is! GeekPress is the industry leader of cross-media raw bandwidth. What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We will enable the commonly-used commonly-accepted jargon-based term "innovative". We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our killer reporting but our capability to actualize. Imagine a combination of VOIP and ActionScript. The capacity to engage cyber-dynamically leads to the capacity to evolve intuitively. We invariably facilitate viral e-markets. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's cycle! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use. What does the term "60/24/7/365" really mean? If you monetize vertically, you may have to synergize proactively. Quick: do you have a strategic strategy for handling new angel investors? At GeekPress, we have proven we know how to harness virtually. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our impactful TQC and easy use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted jargon-based term "cross-media" really mean? We believe we know that if you repurpose virally then you may also harness iteravely. The metrics for interactive TQM are more well-understood if they are not long-term. What does the standard industry term "sexy" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and Python. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. What does the commonly-used standard industry commonly-used standard industry buzzword "bloatware reports" really mean? We think that most 60/60/24/7/365 web applications use far too much RDF, and not enough C++.