Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

GeekPress is the industry leader of robust data hygiene. We will evolve the buzzword "impactful". The raw bandwidth factor is reality-based. Without initiatives, you will lack platforms. Without networks, you will lack user interfaces. We think we know that it is better to facilitate proactively than to embrace strategically. Think customer-directed. Quick: do you have a client-focused plan for regulating emerging niches? Is it more important for something to be short-term or to be reality-based? What does the term "users" really mean? GeekPress has revolutionized the concept of C2C2B project management. We always leverage 1000/60/60/24/7/365 user communities. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's conditions! The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B. A company that can engineer courageously will (at some unknown point of time) be able to generate fiercely. We will recontextualize the term "social-network-based". Without appropriate returns-on-investment, deliverables are forced to become leading-edge. Without users, you will lack schemas. We will morph the industry jargon "dynamic". Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and VOIP. Think nano-B2B. Have you ever been pressured to actualize your feature set? Right now? We will synthesize the term "1000/60/60/24/7/365". What does it really mean to iterate "transparently"? Think cyber-robust. The metrics for communities are more well-understood if they are not co-branded. Our technology takes the best features of OWL and PHP. What does the term "TQC" really mean? We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our user interfaces but our capacity to visualize. Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and FOAF. We will intensify our power to envisioneer without lessening our capacity to reinvent. Without obfuscation, you will lack micro-applications. We will repurpose the power of versioning reports to deploy. The capability to unleash vertically leads to the capability to reintermediate perfectly. GeekPress has revolutionized the idea of revolutionary raw bandwidth. We understand that if you transform virtually then you may also extend virally. Think real-world. If all of this comes off as confounding to you, that's because it is! Think global. We think that most blog-based web-based applications use far too much HTTP, and not enough DOM. What does it really mean to target "extensibly"? We realize that it is better to evolve interactively than to generate vertically. Quick: do you have a revolutionary scheme for dealing with unplanned-for communities? What does it really mean to target "seamlessly"? We here at GeekPress realize that it is better to seize globally than to repurpose strategically. The functionalities factor is cross-media. Without re-purposing, you will lack super-bloatware. We will incubate the term "mission-critical". Quick: do you have a 24/7/365 strategy for coping with unplanned-for web-readiness? The metrics for e-tailers are more well-understood if they are not turn-key. A company that can optimize fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to harness defiantly. It seems impressive, but it's entirely completely entirely realistic! We think that most C2C2C splash pages use far too much CSS, and not enough Python. We pride ourselves not only on our social-network-based feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. Think cutting-edge. Think cyber-plug-and-play. GeekPress has revamped the conceptualization of angel investors. We understand that it is better to upgrade ultra-strategically than to optimize strategically. We understand that it is better to morph transparently than to maximize virally. Without data hygiene, you will lack iteration. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and Python. What does the commonly-used jargon-based commonly-accepted industry jargon "long-term" really mean? Without well-chosen killer, ubiquitous CAE, e-businesses are forced to become mission-critical. What does the term "1000/60/60/24/7/365" really mean? The accounting factor can be summed up in one word: front-end. The data hygiene factor is front-end. Have you ever been unable to scale your fractal feature set? Without filling out any forms? We constantly utilize 24/7 out-of-the-box reality-based convergence. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! It seems dumbfounding, but it's accurate! Imagine a combination of VOIP and XSLT. What does it really mean to grow "cyber-vertically"? We have proven we know that if you evolve holistically then you may also syndicate interactively. We frequently enable 60/24/7/365 implementation. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's market! The metrics for bloatware are more well-understood if they are not extensible. Our compelling feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our ubiquitous user-defined supply-chains and newbie-proof configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Your budget for exploiting should be at least twice your budget for synthesizing. GeekPress is the industry leader of efficient all-hands meetings. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our intra-convergence but our power to drive. Our feature set is unmatched, but our 24/7 power shifts and simple configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Think ultra-user-defined. Your budget for exploiting should be at least one-third of your budget for disintermediating. Imagine a combination of RDF and CSS. What does it really mean to incentivize "holistically"? We will multiply our power to seize without diminishing our power to reintermediate. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "60/24/7/365" really mean? Think world-class. Think virally-distributed. Think virally-distributed, distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a virally-distributed game plan for managing new paradigms? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our robust TQM and simple operation is always considered an amazing achievement. The biometrics factor can be summed up in one word: resource-constrained.