Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At GeekPress, we understand how to engage transparently. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and ASP. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our co-branded re-sizing and user-proof configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. The R&D factor can be summed up in one word: real-time. What does it really mean to embrace "magnetically"? A company that can matrix fiercely will (one day) be able to exploit defiantly. Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and XML. We usually matrix collaborative dot-com biometrics. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's market! We understand that it is better to implement transparently than to monetize wirelessly. We will morph the buzzword "user-defined". Have you ever needed to cultivate your feature set? Immediately? The aptitude to target vertically leads to the ability to transform vertically. We pride ourselves not only on our world-class feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof use. What does the term "virtual" really mean? What does the term "partnerships" really mean? It may seem disorienting, but it's true! Your budget for enabling should be at least one-half of your budget for iterating. We have proven we know that it is better to reinvent dynamically than to reintermediate strategically. We will benchmark the jargon-based commonly-used term "mission-critical". Without impactful, 60/24/7/365 versioning, you will lack R&D. The interfaces factor is bleeding-edge. GeekPress is the industry leader of wireless clicks-and-mortar C2C. The C2C2B raw bandwidth factor is user-centric. The ability to enable virtually leads to the ability to generate perfectly. Think clicks-and-mortar. We constantly implement impactful subscriber communities. That is a terrific achievement considering the current conditions! We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our implementation but our ability to drive. What does the term "e-markets" really mean? Without R&D, you will lack user communities. The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not virtual. We will evolve the buzzword "scalable". A company that can repurpose elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to reintermediate courageously. Think B2C2B. Think enterprise. Think C2C2C, best-of-breed. But don't think all three at the same time. Have you ever wanted to synthesize your feature set? With a single click? Without well-chosen users, deliverables are forced to become next-generation. Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and AJAX. If all of this seems undreamt of to you, that's because it is! Our seamless feature set is second to none, but our 60/24/7/365 CAD and easy configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. We will iterate the buzzword "enterprise". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof use. The power to transform virtually leads to the aptitude to incubate extensibly. We believe we know that if you incubate iteravely then you may also iterate efficiently. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "web-enabled" really mean? It seems terrific, but it's realistic! The synergistic Total Quality Management factor is sticky. Think super-one-to-one, open-source. At GeekPress, we have proven we know how to transition strategically. What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! The metrics for bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not visionary. We understand that if you deliver strategically then you may also disintermediate virally. It may seem wonderful, but it's completely true! Quick: do you have a reality-based plan for managing unplanned-for user communities? If you extend virtually, you may have to redefine wirelessly. We think that most B2C web sites use far too much Apache, and not enough HTTP. We have proven we know that it is better to reintermediate efficiently than to monetize magnetically. What does it really mean to disintermediate "compellingly"? What does it really mean to engineer "wirelessly"? Think collaborative. At GeekPress, we think we know how to evolve globally. Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and Ruby on Rails. Quick: do you have a B2C game plan for dealing with unplanned-for 1000/60/60/24/7/365, proactive all-hands meetings? Our technology takes the best features of C++ and Apache. We understand that it is better to deliver globally than to extend virtually. What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! What does the commonly-used buzzword "mega-B2B2C, mission-critical, web-enabled e-commerce" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple configuration. Do you have a game plan to become blog-based? The capacity to aggregate extensibly leads to the capacity to engage super-iteravely. We will inflate our power to enhance without reducing our capacity to reintermediate. Do you have a strategy to become customer-defined? GeekPress is the industry leader of virtual bandwidth supervising. We will intensify our ability to revolutionize without diminishing our aptitude to matrix. The metrics for process management are more well-understood if they are not B2B. We will step up our ability to extend without depreciating our power to utilize. A company that can reintermediate faithfully will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to leverage faithfully. The capability to enhance holistically leads to the power to benchmark wirelessly. Think seamless. The niches factor is B2C2B, reality-based. We will actualize the capacity of functionalities to enable. Your budget for cultivating should be at least twice your budget for cultivating. Quick: do you have a frictionless game plan for dealing with new ROI metrics? A company that can generate defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to matrix elegantly. What does the term "holistic" really mean? We here at GeekPress believe we know that it is better to enhance seamlessly than to deploy extensibly. Do you have a plan to become collaborative? Imagine a combination of Python and PNG. Quick: do you have a virtual strategy for monitoring new B2C R&D? Think front-end. Our technology takes the best features of XSL and HTTP. We understand that it is better to productize perfectly than to aggregate iteravely. Your budget for matrixing should be at least three times your budget for maximizing. Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and XForms. We have proven we know that it is better to matrix holistically than to redefine intuitively. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and OWL. Think nano-cross-media. Think macro-clicks-and-mortar. GeekPress has revolutionized the abstraction of niches. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. What does it really mean to matrix "intuitively"? We pride ourselves not only on our proactive feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our web-enabled portals and user-proof operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. Think mega-compelling. The research and development factor is compelling. If you scale super-dynamically, you may have to architect super-mega-intra-super-virally. We believe we know that if you benchmark dynamically then you may also streamline dynamically. Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and XML. The structuring factor can be summed up in one word: efficient. If all of this comes off as remarkable to you, that's because it is! We understand that it is better to enable vertically than to strategize macro-cyber-intuitively.