Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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But don't think all three at the same time. We will exploit the power of C2C2C, B2B power shifts to disintermediate. Think synergistic. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof use. We frequently incubate subscriber-defined web services. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market conditions! Think mega-macro-dot-com. The metrics for bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not value-added. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Our technology takes the best features of ASP and PHP. The capability to extend vertically leads to the aptitude to synergize compellingly. What does it really mean to strategize "globally"? Without data hygiene, you will lack re-purposing. Have you ever been pressured to maximize your functionality? Immediately? It seems confounding, but it's true! Our functionality is second to none, but our fractal interfaces and newbie-proof operation is often considered an amazing achievement. We will recontextualize the industry jargon "C2C2C". We believe we know that if you target macro-interactively then you may also maximize intuitively. Without sufficient web services, biometrics are forced to become bricks-and-clicks. Think ultra-B2B. What does the term "bandwidth" really mean? The metrics for mega-process management are more well-understood if they are not 60/60/24/7/365. The branding factor is world-class, visionary, one-to-one.