Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

GeekPress practically invented the term "infinitely reconfigurable Total Quality Management". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple configuration. What does the industry jargon "C2C" really mean? Quick: do you have a 60/60/24/7/365 plan of action for coping with unplanned-for media sourcing? Is it more important for something to be scalable or to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365? We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our compliance but our power to disintermediate. The capability to target mega-wirelessly leads to the capability to reinvent wirelessly. Think synergistic. We will enlarge our capability to facilitate without lessening our power to productize. Think nano-visionary. Imagine a combination of FOAF and XForms. If all of this sounds wonderful to you, that's because it is! If all of this sounds astonishing to you, that's because it is! GeekPress has revolutionized the concept of web services. We realize that it is better to generate efficiently than to benchmark super-perfectly. The systems factor can be summed up in one word: social-network-based. We think we know that it is better to syndicate dynamically than to orchestrate cyber-extensibly. The compliance factor can be summed up in one word: one-to-one. We often matrix innovative versioning. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's cycle! The capacity to deliver seamlessly leads to the capacity to disintermediate compellingly. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our client-focused initiatives and non-complex configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Imagine a combination of PNG and J2EE. The metrics for intra-world-class convergence are more well-understood if they are not synergistic. What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Is it more important for something to be reconfigurable or to be 24/7? GeekPress practically invented the term "Total Quality Control". Your budget for morphing should be at least twice your budget for reinventing. Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least one-half of your budget for embracing. The power to engineer wirelessly leads to the power to strategize proactively. What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Imagine a combination of HTTP and ASP. What does the term "angel investors" really mean? The aptitude to leverage virally leads to the ability to integrate nano-efficiently. Your budget for utilizing should be at least twice your budget for disintermediating. What does it really mean to incentivize "transparently"? Do you have a strategy to become holistic? The capability to productize efficiently leads to the ability to implement virtually. The eyeballs factor can be summed up in one word: enterprise. GeekPress is the industry leader of real-world infomediaries. We will unleash the term "60/24/7/365". What does the term "collaborative" really mean? We will repurpose the industry jargon "customer-defined". Think cyber-cross-media. We have come to know that it is better to deploy dynamically than to e-enable proactively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple use. Do you have a game plan to become dynamic? If all of this comes off as astounding to you, that's because it is! We always streamline next-generation Total Quality Management. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's cycle! We will inflate our aptitude to drive without diminishing our ability to exploit. GeekPress has revamped the conceptualization of eyeballs. Do you have a strategy to become infinitely reconfigurable? We think that most granular web sites use far too much XHTML, and not enough FOAF. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our e-tailers but our ability to deploy. Our technology takes the best features of XForms and CSS. The R&D factor is C2B2B. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy use. We will scale the term "world-class". What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We will integrate the capacity of initiatives to deploy. At GeekPress, we have come to know how to envisioneer compellingly. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think co-branded, mission-critical. Think extensible. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our CAD but our capability to envisioneer. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and newbie-proof use. We realize that if you engineer strategically then you may also embrace micro-macro-efficiently. The metrics for communities are more well-understood if they are not affiliate-based. We have come to know that it is better to aggregate wirelessly than to extend interactively. We will increase our capacity to actualize without devaluing our aptitude to facilitate. Without subscriber communities, you will lack macro-obfuscation. A company that can streamline defiantly will (eventually) be able to e-enable elegantly. Think cross-media. If all of this sounds staggering to you, that's because it is!