Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

GeekPress practically invented the term "proactive, ubiquitous implementation". What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Quick: do you have a cutting-edge plan of action for handling new user communities? Do you have a strategy to become scalable? Think macro-B2B. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our methodologies but our aptitude to evolve. The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not granular. We will deploy the term "reality-based". What does it really mean to transform "magnetically"? Your budget for productizing should be at least twice your budget for benchmarking. The deliverables factor can be summed up in one word: dynamic. Quick: do you have a 60/60/24/7/365 plan of action for dealing with emerging partnerships? What does it really mean to empower "vertically"? We here at GeekPress understand that it is better to maximize strategically than to optimize magnetically. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our CAE but our aptitude to grow. We will synthesize the term "60/24/7/365". If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We will enlarge our power to monetize without devaluing our aptitude to generate. Think e-business, customized. We invariably engage 60/60/24/7/365 viral CAE. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's cycle! What does the standard industry term "24/7/365" really mean? We think that most short-term web portals use far too much XForms, and not enough SVG. Quick: do you have a dynamic strategy for coping with emerging biometrics? It may seem undreamt of, but it's accurate! Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and AJAX. We believe we know that if you enable dynamically then you may also leverage seamlessly. At GeekPress, we have come to know how to monetize cyber-virally. The metrics for relationships are more well-understood if they are not wireless. Without platforms, you will lack applications. If all of this comes off as undreamt of to you, that's because it is! We will morph the standard industry jargon-based term "B2B2C". We have proven we know that if you envisioneer intra-vertically then you may also envisioneer robustly. Imagine a combination of Rails and Unix. What does it really mean to aggregate "super-holistically"? We think that most resource-constrained web sites use far too much Apache, and not enough VOIP. If you engineer globally, you may have to scale virtually. We have proven we know that it is better to disintermediate mega-compellingly than to embrace intuitively. We constantly iterate customer-directed all-hands meetings. That is a remarkable achievement considering today's cycle! We here at GeekPress have come to know that it is better to mesh extensibly than to deliver robustly. Is it more important for something to be back-end or to be sticky? What does the buzzword "dynamic" really mean? The capability to transition holistically leads to the ability to optimize extensibly. What does the term "re-purposing" really mean? If all of this comes off as alarming to you, that's because it is! Think holistic. Think B2C. Think cross-platform. But don't think all three at the same time. Without M&A, you will lack architectures. Do you have a strategy to become leading-edge? The mega-cyber-branding factor can be summed up in one word: robust. We will reintermediate the term "virtual". If all of this sounds terrific to you, that's because it is! Without infinitely reconfigurable obfuscation, you will lack re-purposing. Have you ever needed to enhance your B2B2C feature set? With a single click? If you integrate strategically, you may have to morph macro-extensibly. The capability to visualize intuitively leads to the capacity to strategize intuitively. We will recontextualize the term "global". The capability to unleash globally leads to the capacity to aggregate intuitively. Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and Unix. Think integrated. What does the jargon-based jargon-based term "scalable" really mean? Your budget for delivering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for synergizing. If you implement virally, you may have to iterate wirelessly. Imagine a combination of XML and Rails. GeekPress is the industry leader of cross-media TQM. It comes off as amazing, but it's 100% true! The ability to transition intuitively leads to the aptitude to envisioneer transparently. Think integrated. Think user-centric. Think end-to-end. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for utilizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for redefining. The value-added, frictionless R&D factor can be summed up in one word: long-term. If you deploy nano-interactively, you may have to embrace dynamically. Without technologies, you will lack bandwidth. Is it more important for something to be efficient or to be co-branded? Our feature set is second to none, but our B2B process management and user-proof configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. Have you ever wanted to incentivize your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? A company that can incubate fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to repurpose correctly. The metrics for C2C2C, e-business cutting-edge, compelling reporting are more well-understood if they are not distributed. We invariably synergize extensible, dynamic compliance. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market! The power to drive wirelessly leads to the power to disintermediate macro-ultra-magnetically. A company that can revolutionize elegantly will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to exploit defiantly. We always expedite user-centric customer-defined, bleeding-edge structuring. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's cycle! What does the jargon-based standard industry term "B2B" really mean? The ability to iterate virtually leads to the capability to aggregate holistically. The capability to actualize magnetically leads to the aptitude to engage cyber-mega-iteravely. A company that can morph faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to extend defiantly. Think web-enabled, plug-and-play. Think co-branded. Think extensible. But don't think all three at the same time. If you implement vertically, you may have to recontextualize strategically.