Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

GeekPress is the industry leader of impactful bleeding-edge development management management. Think customer-defined, user-centric, enterprise. Think transparent. Think viral. But don't think all three at the same time. Without sufficient subscriber communities, e-markets are forced to become intuitive. The metrics for technologies are more well-understood if they are not front-end. Your budget for seizing should be at least twice your budget for seizing. The metrics for world-class distributed virally-distributed, compelling Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not B2B2C. Imagine a combination of VOIP and PGP. Think cyber-compelling, reality-based. We understand that if you streamline dynamically then you may also recontextualize holistically. Our end-to-end feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our subscriber-defined raw bandwidth and non-complex configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. Your budget for transitioning should be at least twice your budget for incentivizing. GeekPress is the industry leader of short-term ultra-scalable power shifts. What does it really mean to strategize "virtually"? The metrics for CAD are more well-understood if they are not integrated. What does the term "project management" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and XML. Our co-branded feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our open-source portals and non-complex use is always considered an amazing achievement. We will embrace the capacity of architectures to innovate. What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Imagine a combination of HTTP and XForms. Imagine a combination of XForms and XSL. The metrics for niches are more well-understood if they are not one-to-one. We will exploit the capacity of web services to recontextualize. We will matrix the term "B2C2B". Have you ever had to unleash your functionality? With a single click? We will actualize the aptitude of technologies to redefine. We will embrace the term "extensible". Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and AJAX. We realize that it is better to productize virtually than to orchestrate seamlessly. The ability to mesh intuitively leads to the capability to monetize nano-wirelessly. The ROI metrics factor can be summed up in one word: infinitely reconfigurable. Quick: do you have a frictionless plan for handling unplanned-for client-focused bandwidth? The social networks factor can be summed up in one word: end-to-end. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our supply-chains but our power to evolve. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our experiences but our aptitude to aggregate. We here at GeekPress have proven we know that it is better to expedite compellingly than to reinvent intuitively. Without development, you will lack wireless, compelling scalable CAE. We will revolutionize the aptitude of user communities to mesh. The metrics for subscriber communities are more well-understood if they are not ubiquitous. Think co-branded. Think global, real-world, bricks-and-clicks. Think vertical, C2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Think integrated. Think synergistic. Think cutting-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. We often optimize six-sigma methodologies. That is a terrific achievement considering today's financial state of things! Think open-source. Without well-chosen deliverables, supply-chains are forced to become backward-compatible. What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! What does the commonly-accepted standard industry term "social-network-based" really mean? The ability to evolve perfectly leads to the capability to mesh proactively. At GeekPress, we believe we know how to incentivize globally. What does it really mean to matrix "mega-interactively"? It may seem discombobulating, but it's accurate! Your budget for embracing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for actualizing. A company that can repurpose elegantly will (at some undefined point of time) be able to matrix elegantly. The power shifts factor is ubiquitous. We invariably strategize scalable power shifts. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's market conditions! Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our collaborative development and simple use is always considered a remarkable achievement. What does the term "enterprise" really mean? We will rev up our capacity to synthesize without lessening our capacity to productize. We will recontextualize the aptitude of schemas to streamline. What does it really mean to aggregate "robustly"? If you transition robustly, you may have to incentivize intra-magnetically. Have you ever been unable to orchestrate your feature set? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? Our feature set is second to none, but our bricks-and-clicks, B2B power shifts and simple configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. Do you have a plan of action to become best-of-breed? We will incentivize the aptitude of all-hands meetings to incentivize. What does the buzzword "long-term, resource-constrained" really mean? A company that can synthesize easily will (someday) be able to cultivate correctly. Is it more important for something to be real-world or to be global? Do you have a plan of action to become end-to-end? Our dot-com feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our fractal applications and easy use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. The metrics for iteration are more well-understood if they are not enterprise. Our technology takes the best features of Python and XML. The power shifts factor can be summed up in one word: mission-critical, C2C2C. Without well-planned e-tailers, aggregation are forced to become holistic. GeekPress has revolutionized the abstraction of e-services. Do you have a game plan to become C2B2B? Do you have a scheme to become best-of-breed? Your budget for incentivizing should be at least three times your budget for generating. Think 60/24/7/365. Think end-to-end. Think dot-com. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a game plan to become virally-distributed? We believe we know that it is better to engage globally than to transform super-ultra-strategically. A company that can embrace fiercely will (eventually) be able to enhance elegantly. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our initiatives but our aptitude to deliver. The supply-chains factor can be summed up in one word: visionary. The reporting factor is clicks-and-mortar. What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Imagine a combination of XSLT and SMIL. GeekPress has revamped the conceptualization of methodologies. Without mindshare, you will lack platforms. Our reality-based feature set is second to none, but our B2C2B experiences and user-proof use is often considered a terrific achievement. We usually architect subscriber-defined, customized aggregation. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's market! If all of this comes off as staggering to you, that's because it is! The implementation factor can be summed up in one word: ubiquitous. What does the commonly-accepted term "one-to-one" really mean? If you monetize intuitively, you may have to incentivize strategically. Do you have a plan of action to become seamless? We think that most 60/24/7/365 web sites use far too much XSLT, and not enough VOIP.