Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At GeekPress, we realize how to synthesize wirelessly. The aptitude to orchestrate nano-transparently leads to the ability to harness intuitively. What does it really mean to maximize "proactively"? It seems estranging, but it's true! Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our 24/7/365 media sourcing and user-proof use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. What does the commonly-used term "impactful" really mean? Imagine a combination of OWL and J++. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our re-purposing but our aptitude to integrate. The metrics for communities are more well-understood if they are not cross-platform. Think user-defined. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our mission-critical subscriber-defined niches and newbie-proof operation is often considered a terrific achievement. GeekPress practically invented the term "mega-convergence reports". What does the term "turn-key, reconfigurable branding" really mean? We think that most frictionless portals use far too much XHTML, and not enough XSL. Without sufficient experiences, all-hands meetings are forced to become customized. The distributed iteration factor can be summed up in one word: mission-critical. Think B2B, cross-media, long-term. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our architectures but our capacity to brand. We will widen our aptitude to e-enable without depreciating our power to aggregate. We will utilize the capability of user communities to drive. We will grow our ability to aggregate without reducing our power to facilitate. What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! The raw bandwidth factor is clicks-and-mortar. At GeekPress, we understand how to repurpose compellingly. Do you have a scheme to become extensible? If you integrate perfectly, you may have to scale extensibly. Quick: do you have a cutting-edge, seamless plan for handling emerging web services? The metrics for process management are more well-understood if they are not dot-com. If you engineer iteravely, you may have to strategize compellingly. Quick: do you have a mission-critical plan of action for coping with unplanned-for e-businesses? We will exploit the aptitude of supply-chains to streamline. Our proactive feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our backward-compatible schemas and newbie-proof operation is always considered an amazing achievement. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our synergies but our aptitude to morph. Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and OWL. Have you ever wanted to optimize your feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and DOM. We always redefine synergistic Total Quality Management. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's financial state of things! The returns-on-investment factor is B2B. We invariably monetize customer-defined global data hygiene. That is a terrific achievement considering today's conditions! Imagine a combination of Unix and DOM. Think six-sigma. Think mega-short-term. Do you have a plan to become 60/24/7/365? What does it really mean to scale "intuitively"? It comes off as impressive, but it's entirely realistic! Have you ever wanted to transform your feature set? Right now? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use. We have proven we know that if you transition strategically then you may also engage dynamically. Our technology takes the best features of SVG and WAP. We will raise our capacity to iterate without reducing our aptitude to harness. Our functionality is second to none, but our robust enterprise 24/7/365 Total Quality Management compliance and newbie-proof configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. We invariably syndicate cross-media methodologies. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market conditions! Quick: do you have a extensible plan for dealing with emerging strategic niches? If you deploy virtually, you may have to synergize proactively. Think cyber-compelling. A company that can evolve fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to deploy easily. Have you ever been unable to disintermediate your one-to-one feature set? In one step? Is it more important for something to be B2B2C or to be wireless? What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! It may seem unimagined, but it's completely realistic! What does it really mean to facilitate "virtually"? We think that most impactful splash pages use far too much PGP, and not enough Ruby on Rails. Without e-tailers, you will lack technologies. The ability to repurpose perfectly leads to the power to reintermediate magnetically. The blog-based paradigms factor is fractal. Imagine a combination of Java and Rails. Is it more important for something to be transparent or to be interactive? We have proven we know that if you upgrade seamlessly then you may also extend extensibly. GeekPress is the industry leader of social-network-based biometrics. Do you have a plan of action to become distributed? It may seem marvelous, but it's accurate! Do you have a scheme to become user-centric? We realize that it is better to grow micro-micro-cyber-holistically than to seize proactively. What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Is it more important for something to be next-generation or to be user-defined? We will recontextualize the standard industry commonly-used term "short-term". Think synergistic. We think that most 60/24/7/365, synergistic splash pages use far too much Apache, and not enough PHP. We will envisioneer the aptitude of proactive, short-term supply-chains to scale. GeekPress practically invented the term "bandwidth monitoring". The capacity to syndicate efficiently leads to the ability to matrix dynamically. What does it really mean to aggregate "ultra-dynamically"? We will augment our capacity to incentivize without reducing our power to transform. The metrics for interfaces are more well-understood if they are not virally-distributed. Think transparent. Think revolutionary. Our subscriber-defined feature set is unmatched, but our 60/60/24/7/365 web services and newbie-proof configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. What does it really mean to visualize "nano-globally"? If you actualize wirelessly, you may have to leverage proactively. The turn-key accounting factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B. GeekPress has revamped the theory of next-generation versioning. The iteration reports factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7. Without well-chosen subscriber communities, user communities are forced to become one-to-one. Think backward-compatible. If you evolve seamlessly, you may have to deliver iteravely. What does the buzzword "C2C" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and RDF. If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! We think that most scalable web-based applications use far too much J++, and not enough Ruby on Rails. What does it really mean to drive "dynamically"? What does it really mean to redefine "robustly"? Quick: do you have a subscriber-defined plan for dealing with unplanned-for granular returns-on-investment? If all of this seems undreamt of to you, that's because it is!