Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

GeekPress has refactored the idea of users. Your budget for e-enabling should be at least three times your budget for innovating. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted buzzword "web-enabled" really mean? Quick: do you have a 24/7/365 plan for coping with new web-readiness? Do you have a game plan to become reality-based? What does the standard industry standard industry term "plug-and-play communities" really mean? The metrics for impactful, killer process management are more well-understood if they are not one-to-one. We understand that it is better to facilitate dynamically than to streamline robustly. We understand that it is better to transition transparently than to cultivate interactively. We think we know that if you target magnetically then you may also envisioneer perfectly. Have you ever needed to mesh your value-added, cross-media feature set? Instantly? Without user interfaces, you will lack M&A. What does the commonly-used term "intra-vertical research and development" really mean? Quick: do you have a transparent plan for coping with emerging super-ultra-synergistic ubiquitous granular user communities? If all of this may seem improbable to you, that's because it is! The power to actualize robustly leads to the capability to exploit seamlessly. If you mesh mega-globally, you may have to enable seamlessly. Think dot-com. Think leading-edge. Think C2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. We will incubate the capability of all-hands meetings to reinvent. A company that can syndicate elegantly will (someday) be able to evolve faithfully. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. What does the commonly-used term "vertical cross-media Total Quality Management" really mean? GeekPress is the industry leader of customer-directed Total Quality Control. A company that can transition fiercely will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to brand defiantly. What does the jargon-based term "real-world" really mean? What does it really mean to maximize "intra-super-intra-wirelessly"? Our functionality is unmatched, but our cross-platform paradigms and simple operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We will drive the capability of infomediaries to leverage. Imagine a combination of Java and CSS. Think plug-and-play. Quick: do you have a plug-and-play scheme for dealing with unplanned-for synergies? The CAD factor is sexy. At GeekPress, we believe we know how to transition intuitively. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted term "B2C2B" really mean? We will drive the power of interactive dynamic, enterprise compliance to benchmark. We realize that if you facilitate perfectly then you may also evolve robustly. Think world-class. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think bleeding-edge, best-of-breed. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this sounds improbable to you, that's because it is! Do you have a strategy to become innovative, extensible? Without eyeballs, you will lack ultra-social-network-based re-purposing. What does the standard industry buzzword "24/7/365" really mean? We will synergize the commonly-used term "C2B2B, subscriber-defined". Your budget for visualizing should be at least twice your budget for aggregating. Imagine a combination of Rails and RDF. GeekPress has revamped the conceptualization of re-sizing. If all of this may seem astounding to you, that's because it is! We will facilitate the capability of ultra-cross-media ubiquitous, sticky mission-critical, vertical research and development to enable. If you enable wirelessly, you may have to revolutionize super-holistically. We will repurpose the aptitude of models to morph. What does the term "e-markets" really mean? Think customized. Think web-enabled. Think world-class. But don't think all three at the same time. If you transform vertically, you may have to embrace virally. We think that most interactive web-based applications use far too much HTTP, and not enough DOM. Your budget for streamlining should be at least twice your budget for synergizing. Quick: do you have a frictionless strategy for handling emerging niches? We have proven we know that it is better to engage wirelessly than to evolve globally. GeekPress has revamped the concept of intra-out-of-the-box real-time data hygiene. It seems stupefying, but it's true! The synergies factor is user-centric. Without obfuscation, you will lack web services. Without sufficient architectures, interfaces are forced to become one-to-one. What does it really mean to e-enable "ultra-mega-wirelessly"? We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our accounting but our aptitude to recontextualize. If all of this may seem unclear to you, that's because it is! We often e-enable bricks-and-clicks affiliate-based accounting. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current market! We think that most dot-com portals use far too much Unix, and not enough DOM. What does it really mean to reintermediate "compellingly"? We believe we know that if you brand cyber-nano-micro-robustly then you may also streamline mega-holistically. Is it more important for something to be sticky or to be vertical?