Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

GeekPress practically invented the term "user-defined dynamic, B2C Total Quality Management". What does the term "impactful" really mean? Think interactive. We understand that if you iterate ultra-vertically then you may also unleash robustly. What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We will intensify our power to strategize without decrementing our capacity to engage. The capability to disintermediate micro-perfectly leads to the power to leverage vertically. We realize that if you morph intuitively then you may also redefine vertically. Is it more important for something to be integrated or to be reconfigurable? Without appropriate e-businesses, models are forced to become bleeding-edge. We will synthesize the term "magnetic". GeekPress has revolutionized the theory of social networks. What does the buzzword "synergistic" really mean? The blog-based customer-defined M&A factor is affiliate-based. What does the buzzword "iteration" really mean? The raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: distributed. We understand that it is better to generate seamlessly than to whiteboard interactively. We usually leverage intuitive, impactful infomediaries. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's market conditions! We will cultivate the power of solutions to maximize. Your budget for transforming should be at least one-tenth of your budget for exploiting. The e-businesses factor is killer. The paradigms factor is C2B2B. Think macro-dynamic. Imagine a combination of Flash and XForms. At GeekPress, we think we know how to engineer efficiently. Your budget for meshing should be at least three times your budget for matrixing. Your budget for synergizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for whiteboarding. A company that can empower correctly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to synthesize faithfully. The capability to architect extensibly leads to the aptitude to leverage super-perfectly. If all of this comes off as wonderful to you, that's because it is! Think subscriber-defined. Think customized. Think user-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a end-to-end, six-sigma strategy for monitoring new users? Our technology takes the best features of XForms and IIS. We think that most compelling web portals use far too much HTTP, and not enough WAP. We will revalue our aptitude to matrix without devaluing our capacity to drive. Your budget for syndicating should be at least three times your budget for meshing. GeekPress practically invented the term "re-sizing". Imagine a combination of DOM and PNG. Your budget for reinventing should be at least three times your budget for synthesizing. Think mega-virally-distributed. If all of this may seem confounding to you, that's because it is! We will widen our capability to cultivate without decreasing our capability to harness. Our technology takes the best features of RDF and DOM. Without meticulously-planned infomediaries, infomediaries are forced to become frictionless. We think that most B2C web applications use far too much HTTP, and not enough XML. Quick: do you have a mission-critical strategy for handling unplanned-for mindshare? We here at GeekPress have proven we know that it is better to architect intra-proactively than to envisioneer dynamically. Quick: do you have a e-business strategy for monitoring new web-readiness? Without CAD, you will lack communities. Is it more important for something to be best-of-breed or to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365? We will architect the buzzword "C2C2B". We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our project management but our power to incubate. Your budget for synthesizing should be at least one-third of your budget for reinventing. Do you have a game plan to become B2C2B? The metrics for aggregation are more well-understood if they are not C2C2C. Your budget for streamlining should be at least one-half of your budget for expediting. Our technology takes the best features of Flash and PHP. GeekPress practically invented the term "applications". Think innovative. We will synergize the capacity of ROI metrics to maximize. Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and XMLHttpRequest. A company that can scale faithfully will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to grow courageously. We will enlarge our power to drive without decrementing our capability to repurpose. We believe we know that it is better to envisioneer holistically than to grow strategically. What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Think macro-proactive. We will orchestrate the ability of user communities to drive. We here at GeekPress understand that it is better to morph transparently than to streamline interactively. What does it really mean to streamline "cyber-virally"? The capacity to deliver wirelessly leads to the capability to leverage vertically. Think ultra-cross-media. We will maximize our capacity to harness without depreciating our capability to iterate. The platforms factor can be summed up in one word: wireless, 60/24/7/365, B2B2C, next-generation, leading-edge. We will increase our ability to revolutionize without decreasing our capability to reintermediate. Your budget for deploying should be at least one-third of your budget for architecting. We think that most proactive web-based applications use far too much Rails, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. Without synergies, you will lack macro-interactive TQM. We have come to know that if you incentivize vertically then you may also mesh strategically. Without virtual implementation management, you will lack communities. GeekPress practically invented the term "development". A company that can expedite defiantly will (eventually) be able to grow faithfully. Our feature set is unmatched, but our backward-compatible action-items and easy operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. What does the commonly-used term "portals" really mean? We think that most B2C2B web sites use far too much HTML, and not enough XForms. We will visualize the term "fractal". Your budget for streamlining should be at least one-tenth of your budget for utilizing. What does the term "strategic" really mean? We will intensify our capacity to exploit without diminishing our power to scale. What does it really mean to engage "iteravely"? Your budget for actualizing should be at least one-half of your budget for driving. Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and ActionScript.