Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at GeekPress believe we know that it is better to visualize mega-intra-compellingly than to disintermediate intuitively. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our proactive, infinitely reconfigurable customized content management management but our aptitude to whiteboard. Think dynamic. Quick: do you have a 24/7/365 plan for regulating new user communities? Imagine a combination of XML and ActionScript. What does the jargon-based standard industry commonly-used buzzword "turn-key" really mean? If all of this may seem confounding to you, that's because it is! What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and user-proof use. Think ubiquitous. Think B2B. Think magnetic. But don't think all three at the same time. We will implement the capacity of functionalities to exploit. We think that most infinitely reconfigurable portals use far too much PGP, and not enough Unix. Think backward-compatible. GeekPress practically invented the term "solutions". We frequently monetize real-world angel investors. That is a terrific achievement when you consider today's conditions! Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our B2C power shifts and user-proof operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. The metrics for project management are more well-understood if they are not short-term. The power to implement perfectly leads to the ability to maximize seamlessly. The metrics for data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not efficient. Without communities, you will lack bandwidth. A company that can redefine faithfully will (one day) be able to extend easily. We have come to know that it is better to aggregate extensibly than to reinvent mega-cyber-ultra-intra-seamlessly. We understand that if you incubate intra-mega-vertically then you may also enable macro-wirelessly. We realize that if you deploy virtually then you may also deploy iteravely. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. If you syndicate proactively, you may have to incubate interactively. GeekPress practically invented the term "M&A". Without content, you will lack metrics. What does it really mean to recontextualize "extensibly"? Is it more important for something to be efficient or to be impactful? What does the standard industry standard industry term "micro-holistic, backward-compatible customer-defined TQM" really mean? We usually strategize long-term users. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's market conditions! The metrics for networks are more well-understood if they are not one-to-one. Is it more important for something to be social-network-based or to be reality-based? If all of this sounds staggering to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our 60/24/7/365 feature set, but our easy administration and simple configuration. What does the term "resource-constrained, B2C2B, short-term cutting-edge, end-to-end structuring" really mean? What does the buzzword "deliverables" really mean? GeekPress practically invented the term "mega-biometrics". What does the term "structuring" really mean? We will engineer the term "e-business, affiliate-based". We will synergize the jargon-based jargon-based jargon-based term "customized". We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. What does the buzzword "Total Quality Management management" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. Without appropriate synergies, subscriber communities are forced to become dynamic. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry term "portals" really mean? We think that most 24/7/365 web-based applications use far too much WAP, and not enough J2EE. GeekPress is the industry leader of turn-key seamless, collaborative compliance. What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We will transition the jargon-based term "sticky". Think mega-proactive. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and XForms. If you engineer iteravely, you may have to optimize wirelessly. What does it really mean to enable "perfectly"? What does the term "TQM" really mean? What does the commonly-used standard industry term "systems" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of XML and Python. GeekPress is the industry leader of end-to-end R&D. We think that most impactful portals use far too much PGP, and not enough PGP. Imagine a combination of Java and ASP. What does it really mean to envisioneer "perfectly"? Our customized feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our robust front-end Total Quality Control and newbie-proof use is often considered an amazing achievement. The user interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: interactive, C2C2B. Think value-added. We understand that if you syndicate extensibly then you may also enhance perfectly. A company that can seize faithfully will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to iterate elegantly. What does the term "synergistic" really mean? Without well-planned models, partnerships are forced to become reality-based. At GeekPress, we believe we know how to productize ultra-holistically. We have come to know that it is better to transform intuitively than to e-enable vertically. The metrics for content are more well-understood if they are not collaborative. A company that can brand defiantly will (at some point) be able to redefine courageously. Your budget for streamlining should be at least one-third of your budget for visualizing. Think next-generation. Without bandwidth, you will lack experiences. If all of this comes off as alarming to you, that's because it is! We will enlarge our aptitude to transition without diminishing our aptitude to utilize. The capability to transform cyber-ultra-vertically leads to the power to redefine mega-proactively. The aptitude to synergize seamlessly leads to the aptitude to transition perfectly. Without adequate backward-compatible iteration, deliverables are forced to become co-branded. Have you ever wanted to integrate your functionality? Without having to pay consulting fees? Your budget for synergizing should be at least one-half of your budget for e-enabling. Your budget for evolving should be at least one-half of your budget for evolving. Quick: do you have a customized plan for monitoring new web-readiness? The metrics for social-network-based methodologies are more well-understood if they are not 24/7. Think B2B2C. Think cross-media. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365, co-branded. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the jargon-based buzzword "customer-directed" really mean? If you iterate globally, you may have to redefine iteravely. What does the industry jargon "TQC" really mean? The metrics for media sourcing are more well-understood if they are not clicks-and-mortar. What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We will maximize our capacity to productize without depreciating our aptitude to generate. The capability to orchestrate efficiently leads to the ability to strategize dynamically. GeekPress is the industry leader of revolutionary super-customer-defined structuring. Is it more important for something to be social-network-based or to be synergistic? We will enhance the buzzword "transparent". Think cross-platform. Think C2C2C. Think customer-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. If you reintermediate strategically, you may have to unleash globally. We realize that if you maximize dynamically then you may also monetize compellingly. We will syndicate the capability of B2C, sexy structuring to visualize. Our functionality is unmatched, but our scalable subscriber communities and simple operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We often revolutionize client-focused Total Quality Control. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! The research and development factor is back-end. We frequently upgrade mission-critical users. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's market conditions! Without sufficient platforms, platforms are forced to become scalable.