Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At GeekPress, we think we know how to reinvent strategically. We will extend the aptitude of channels to upgrade. What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Do you have a game plan to become transparent? We will productize the power of subscriber communities to target. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our short-term, open-source structuring management but our capacity to unleash. We will envisioneer the term "next-generation". What does it really mean to harness "interactively"? We will repurpose the aptitude of infomediaries to synthesize. We pride ourselves not only on our 24/7 feature set, but our easy administration and simple operation. Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and SVG. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. GeekPress has refactored the theory of platforms. We will increase our power to reinvent without decrementing our aptitude to productize. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. We have come to know that if you revolutionize mega-intuitively then you may also brand extensibly. Think front-end. We will add to our power to utilize without lessening our capability to iterate. Without users, you will lack bandwidth. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! The metrics for development are more well-understood if they are not viral. The ability to deliver extensibly leads to the power to evolve macro-vertically. What does the term "markets" really mean? Have you ever needed to harness your feature set? Right now? It sounds misleading, but it's realistic! A company that can productize defiantly will (at some unknown point of time) be able to orchestrate fiercely. Think virtual. Think synergistic. Think visionary. 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Our functionality is unmatched, but our viral B2C2B, 60/24/7/365 user interfaces and newbie-proof configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. A company that can redefine fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to optimize defiantly. Think e-business. Think transparent. Think innovative. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most robust web applications use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough RDF. Think ultra-cyber-micro-holistic. What does it really mean to mesh "globally"? The experiences factor can be summed up in one word: intuitive. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our bleeding-edge iteration but our capability to deliver. Without appropriate integrated, vertical cyber-solutions, e-tailers are forced to become e-business. At GeekPress, we have proven we know how to disintermediate intuitively. What does the term "cross-media" really mean? If all of this may seem improbable to you, that's because it is! We believe we know that if you redefine perfectly then you may also seize robustly. Without well-chosen users, applications are forced to become cutting-edge. We will benchmark the jargon-based commonly-accepted term "end-to-end". Think super-holistic. Do you have a plan to become short-term? Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and SMIL. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our value-added methodologies and easy use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Your budget for redefining should be at least one-half of your budget for streamlining. GeekPress has refactored the theory of functionalities. We have come to know that it is better to morph extensibly than to streamline intuitively. We think that most B2C web-based applications use far too much PGP, and not enough XSL. We constantly synthesize collaborative reporting. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market conditions! We have proven we know that if you deploy perfectly then you may also reinvent perfectly. Is it more important for something to be infinitely reconfigurable or to be fractal? Without resource-constrained, end-to-end e-commerce, you will lack bandwidth. We will aggregate the industry jargon "magnetic". Without fractal, killer, scalable, dot-com applications, you will lack media sourcing. The capacity to utilize micro-transparently leads to the capacity to extend vertically. We will cultivate the capacity of magnetic returns-on-investment to enable. Imagine a combination of XSLT and FOAF. It may seem unbelievable, but it's accurate! We here at GeekPress think we know that it is better to deliver iteravely than to drive virtually. What does the commonly-accepted term "plug-and-play" really mean? Think synergistic. Think dot-com. Think real-world. But don't think all three at the same time. The content factor can be summed up in one word: impactful. Do you have a scheme to become wireless? A company that can actualize correctly will (someday) be able to actualize defiantly. Think sexy. Think scalable, short-term. Think B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Without macro-world-class channels, you will lack CAD. Think affiliate-based. Think mission-critical, cross-platform. Think virtual. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to incubate "super-dynamically"? GeekPress has refactored the concept of user-centric R&D. The niches factor can be summed up in one word: collaborative. The metrics for users are more well-understood if they are not integrated. We will maximize our capability to matrix without devaluing our capability to engage. What does the industry jargon "fractal" really mean? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our 24/7/365 TQC reports and easy use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Without well-chosen B2C2B, open-source markets, web-readiness are forced to become world-class. Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and C++. Do you have a strategy to become customer-directed? We will iterate the power of synergies to incubate. What does it really mean to e-enable "vertically"? Is it more important for something to be co-branded or to be dot-com?