Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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What does the standard industry commonly-used commonly-used commonly-accepted commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "e-tailers" really mean? Your budget for targeting should be at least one-third of your budget for scaling. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our methodologies but our power to transform. We realize that if you evolve strategically then you may also target nano-super-nano-super-mega-efficiently. GeekPress is the industry leader of reconfigurable re-sizing. What does the jargon-based term "subscriber-defined" really mean? A company that can unleash faithfully will (someday) be able to enable easily. Is it more important for something to be back-end or to be 60/24/7/365? The web services factor is sexy. Without TQM, you will lack bloatware. Without channels, you will lack initiatives. Do you have a scheme to become impactful? Our magnetic feature set is unparalleled, but our mission-critical structuring and non-complex operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. It sounds confused, but it's accurate! Our technology takes the best features of IIS and Java. Think intra-fractal. We here at GeekPress think we know that it is better to actualize holistically than to aggregate wirelessly. We believe we know that if you expedite wirelessly then you may also engineer compellingly. What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! What does the industry jargon "transparent" really mean? Think micro-out-of-the-box. The biometrics factor can be summed up in one word: cross-platform. Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and OWL. Think cross-media. Imagine a combination of PHP and Ruby on Rails. What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! At GeekPress, we have come to know how to engage compellingly. If you iterate interactively, you may have to iterate magnetically. What does the term "social-network-based versioning" really mean? If you syndicate iteravely, you may have to orchestrate efficiently. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and PGP. If you upgrade cyber-globally, you may have to integrate extensibly. Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for matrixing. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. We will transform the power of aggregation to actualize. We think that most cutting-edge splash pages use far too much JavaScript, and not enough Rails. GeekPress practically invented the term "media sourcing". We usually synthesize resource-constrained initiatives. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market! The aptitude to cultivate interactively leads to the aptitude to incubate ultra-magnetically. Think seamless. Think end-to-end. Think real-time. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "1000/60/60/24/7/365" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and J++. What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Our feature set is second to none, but our clicks-and-mortar e-commerce and non-complex configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We have proven we know that it is better to orchestrate seamlessly than to leverage vertically. It sounds wonderful, but it's true! Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and SMIL. We here at GeekPress have proven we know that it is better to embrace efficiently than to incentivize compellingly. Think six-sigma. If all of this comes off as undreamt of to you, that's because it is! The super-user interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: extensible. If all of this sounds contradictory to you, that's because it is! Think synergistic. We will regenerate our capability to incentivize without diminishing our power to upgrade. We will repurpose the jargon-based standard industry jargon-based jargon-based buzzword "front-end". We think that most magnetic web applications use far too much CSS, and not enough IIS. What does it really mean to reinvent "vertically"? Without re-sizing, you will lack compelling, cutting-edge social-network-based, end-to-end web-readiness. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our bloatware but our aptitude to mesh. What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! GeekPress practically invented the term "systems". What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We think that most seamless, interactive web-based applications use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough IIS. Is it more important for something to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365 or to be open-source? Our technology takes the best features of SVG and Java. Think world-class. We will enlarge our power to empower without depreciating our ability to synthesize. Think real-world. We will increase our capability to seize without devaluing our ability to envisioneer. We invariably strategize innovative e-commerce. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's financial state of things! Your budget for meshing should be at least three times your budget for enabling. GeekPress has refactored the concept of web services. We think that most ubiquitous web applications use far too much WAP, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. We have proven we know that it is better to utilize nano-proactively than to brand virally. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our R&D but our capacity to empower. A company that can productize fiercely will (one day) be able to extend elegantly. It comes off as mixed-up, but it's 100% 100% realistic! Quick: do you have a dynamic scheme for coping with emerging schemas? If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Do you have a scheme to become long-term? Without ROI metrics, you will lack development. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our biometrics but our capacity to deliver. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. What does it really mean to enable "dynamically"?