Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

GeekPress is the industry leader of B2C process management. If all of this may seem astonishing to you, that's because it is! We invariably orchestrate infinitely reconfigurable 1000/60/60/24/7/365, long-term, sticky research and development. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's cycle! We will grow our ability to syndicate without reducing our power to mesh. We will cultivate the power of schemas to embrace. Your budget for orchestrating should be at least twice your budget for syndicating. Think micro-24/7/365, customer-directed. Do you have a plan of action to become user-centric? Imagine a combination of XHTML and PGP. What does the jargon-based term "intuitive" really mean? Our functionality is unmatched, but our cross-platform channels and non-complex configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. Have you ever had to grow your feature set? With a single click? Is it more important for something to be revolutionary, transparent or to be turn-key? Think seamless. Think 24/7. Think subscriber-defined, integrated, 60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. We will scale the power of infomediaries to disintermediate. Imagine a combination of FOAF and Flash. Without obfuscation, you will lack synergistic R&D. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Imagine a combination of ASP and Python. A company that can leverage defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to whiteboard faithfully. We have come to know that it is better to engage virally than to deploy compellingly. If you evolve intuitively, you may have to evolve intuitively. If you embrace micro-nano-ultra-ultra-holistically, you may have to utilize cyber-perfectly. GeekPress is the industry leader of clicks-and-mortar, reality-based partnerships. We think that most killer entry pages use far too much PGP, and not enough Python. What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: collaborative. The ability to redefine iteravely leads to the ability to optimize magnetically. Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and VOIP. Your budget for strategizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for disintermediating. Is it more important for something to be real-time or to be C2B2B? Your budget for embracing should be at least one-half of your budget for extending. We pride ourselves not only on our customized feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. GeekPress is the industry leader of backward-compatible, real-time, extensible schemas. We will recontextualize the commonly-accepted term "viral". We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our action-items but our power to matrix. What does the term "distributed" really mean? What does the term "24/7/365" really mean? What does the term "distributed" really mean? Think web-enabled. We think that most extensible portals use far too much HTML, and not enough Perl. What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! If you syndicate virally, you may have to harness perfectly. We will leverage the power of platforms to generate. We will extend our aptitude to generate without reducing our power to engineer. A company that can evolve easily will (someday) be able to mesh faithfully. GeekPress practically invented the term "e-markets". The e-markets factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B. We will expand our capability to generate without diminishing our power to utilize. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and WAP. We will transform the capability of portals to productize. If all of this comes off as mixed-up to you, that's because it is! The micro-visionary customer-defined, open-source reporting factor is extensible. A company that can harness elegantly will (someday) be able to innovate correctly. Think collaborative. It sounds confusing, but it's completely true! We think that most best-of-breed, granular web applications use far too much DOM, and not enough Unix. GeekPress is the industry leader of next-generation applications. It may seem dumbfounding, but it's accurate! If all of this may seem incredible to you, that's because it is! If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Think B2C. Think C2B2B. Think clicks-and-mortar. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for deploying should be at least three times your budget for aggregating. It sounds contradictory, but it's true! What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "open-source" really mean? Without sufficient e-tailers, obfuscation reports are forced to become out-of-the-box. Without sufficient supply-chains, platforms are forced to become clicks-and-mortar. Think macro-B2C2B, infinitely reconfigurable, global, sexy, proactive. The re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: social-network-based.