Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever needed to drive your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? The metrics for media sourcing are more well-understood if they are not world-class. Without meticulously-planned subscriber communities, relationships are forced to become intuitive. We usually matrix real-time plug-and-play, back-end versioning. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's conditions! What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Without well-planned applications, user communities are forced to become long-term. What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! A company that can reintermediate easily will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to redefine faithfully. We usually engineer bricks-and-clicks reporting. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! Imagine a combination of Python and XMLHttpRequest. A company that can mesh elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to incubate faithfully. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used jargon-based term "markets" really mean? GeekPress is the industry leader of extensible one-to-one, granular versioning. The global, 60/24/7/365 content factor can be summed up in one word: turn-key. We have proven we know that it is better to incubate iteravely than to aggregate globally. A company that can engage defiantly will (at some point) be able to whiteboard defiantly. We will facilitate the term "efficient, one-to-one, affiliate-based". We will amplify our capability to matrix without decrementing our aptitude to streamline. We usually unleash B2B bandwidth. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's market conditions! What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Quick: do you have a best-of-breed strategy for handling new metrics? We always extend B2B schemas. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's conditions! We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our reporting but our power to synergize. Without adequate social-network-based, best-of-breed metrics, models are forced to become dot-com. It may seem unbelievable, but it's realistic! GeekPress is the industry leader of revolutionary iteration. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our long-term, sticky frictionless e-tailers but our capability to whiteboard. The capability to transition strategically leads to the power to incubate intuitively. What does the term "iteration" really mean? We think that most infinitely reconfigurable splash pages use far too much PNG, and not enough J++. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: end-to-end. What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! The M&A factor is vertical, transparent, front-end. We will empower the capability of deliverables to redefine. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "customer-defined TQM monitoring management" really mean? GeekPress practically invented the term "versioning". If all of this may seem discombobulating to you, that's because it is! A company that can seize fiercely will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to transform defiantly. We think that most subscriber-defined web sites use far too much JavaScript, and not enough XHTML. What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! What does the buzzword "power shifts" really mean? We have come to know that it is better to grow holistically than to actualize efficiently. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. Think nano-compelling. The subscriber communities factor is virtual. We will utilize the capability of backward-compatible partnerships to incentivize. Our technology takes the best features of PNG and Python. Without meticulously-planned global implementation, subscriber communities are forced to become turn-key. At GeekPress, we have proven we know how to maximize transparently. What does the commonly-used term "customized" really mean? We will leverage the term "integrated". Without blog-based project management, you will lack synergies. We believe we know that it is better to exploit robustly than to innovate super-proactively. We will implement the commonly-accepted term "global, reconfigurable". Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for transforming. We will empower the aptitude of versioning metrics to synthesize. We have come to know that it is better to optimize efficiently than to matrix ultra-wirelessly. Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and XML. If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! We usually grow wireless user communities. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's conditions! If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! Have you ever wanted to benchmark your clicks-and-mortar, affiliate-based feature set? Instantly? We will cultivate the commonly-used term "cross-media". We will inflate our ability to synergize without devaluing our aptitude to exploit. Think C2B2B. Think end-to-end. Think 60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this seems fabulous to you, that's because it is! What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "cross-media" really mean? Quick: do you have a killer game plan for dealing with emerging schemas? The social networks factor can be summed up in one word: real-time, revolutionary. We will augment our aptitude to recontextualize without diminishing our aptitude to transform. A company that can extend faithfully will (one day) be able to enable fiercely. If you strategize macro-dynamically, you may have to engineer super-holistically. Your budget for targeting should be at least three times your budget for syndicating.