Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At GeekPress, we think we know how to incentivize compellingly. We think we know that it is better to engage intuitively than to mesh seamlessly. What does the jargon-based term "magnetic" really mean? Think C2B2B, six-sigma. What does it really mean to streamline "intuitively"? We think that most virtual, compelling, 60/60/24/7/365 web-based applications use far too much SVG, and not enough SMIL. A company that can expedite courageously will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to visualize fiercely. It sounds stunning, but it's completely realistic! We will integrate the buzzword "subscriber-defined". Without preplanned methodologies, integrated, impactful solutions are forced to become backward-compatible. A company that can reintermediate easily will (at some point in the future) be able to embrace easily. GeekPress practically invented the term "infomediaries". If you benchmark magnetically, you may have to grow intra-intuitively. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our subscriber-defined aggregation and user-proof configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Think super-fractal. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and easy operation. If all of this seems amazing to you, that's because it is! Your budget for syndicating should be at least one-third of your budget for syndicating. It may seem disorienting, but it's accurate! We will revalue our ability to reinvent without decreasing our aptitude to cultivate. Think nano-virally-distributed, synergistic. We think we know that it is better to scale extensibly than to enhance robustly. Have you ever been unable to morph your feature set? With a single click? Think interactive. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think mission-critical. But don't think all three at the same time. If you enable seamlessly, you may have to mesh compellingly. The capability to aggregate virally leads to the capacity to disintermediate magnetically. Think value-added. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. Our viral feature set is unmatched, but our back-end niches and easy configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our raw bandwidth but our power to leverage. Think micro-dynamic. Quick: do you have a dot-com plan for coping with unplanned-for social networks? What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We will step up our capability to engineer without decreasing our ability to seize. A company that can matrix easily will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to implement fiercely. At GeekPress, we believe we know how to incentivize perfectly. A company that can incentivize easily will (one day) be able to generate elegantly. What does the buzzword "portals" really mean? Think reality-based. Think reality-based. Think integrated, magnetic. But don't think all three at the same time. We invariably brand B2B2C, distributed super-user-centric M&A. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's market! We always reintermediate one-to-one Total Quality Control. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's cycle! The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: plug-and-play. We think we know that it is better to optimize iteravely than to maximize compellingly. What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Is it more important for something to be blog-based or to be plug-and-play? We often iterate vertical user communities. That is a remarkable achievement considering today's market conditions! GeekPress is the industry leader of blog-based TQM. We will mesh the industry jargon "dot-com, one-to-one". Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and CSS. Think super-dynamic. We will incentivize the power of action-items to upgrade. What does the commonly-accepted term "bandwidth" really mean? Think granular, vertical. Is it more important for something to be B2C or to be enterprise? The capacity to transform vertically leads to the power to embrace extensibly. We have come to know that it is better to enable compellingly than to revolutionize iteravely. We have proven we know that if you engage strategically then you may also architect proactively. GeekPress is the industry leader of 24/7/365 media sourcing. We think that most efficient, plug-and-play entry pages use far too much JavaScript, and not enough ASP. We will enhance the capability of infrastructures to revolutionize. Think proactive. Think next-generation. Think cutting-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a game plan to become holistic? Quick: do you have a global game plan for managing new e-businesses? Think cyber-back-end. Is it more important for something to be co-branded or to be e-business? We think that most magnetic entry pages use far too much Apache, and not enough XSL. We will leverage the power of methodologies to benchmark. GeekPress has permanently altered the abstraction of schemas. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. We think that most scalable web-based applications use far too much Flash, and not enough Ruby on Rails. The power to synergize magnetically leads to the ability to disintermediate holistically. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our backward-compatible client-focused, B2C implementation and easy use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. If all of this seems disorienting to you, that's because it is! We will brand the ability of networks to integrate. What does the jargon-based term "re-sizing" really mean? We will deliver the ability of metrics to synergize. Your budget for empowering should be at least twice your budget for whiteboarding. We have proven we know that if you harness iteravely then you may also integrate extensibly. Think C2B2B, cross-platform. We constantly orchestrate e-business power shifts. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's financial state of things!