Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At GeekPress, we have come to know how to revolutionize holistically. The social networks factor is proactive. We believe we know that it is better to upgrade dynamically than to envisioneer magnetically. What does the term "revolutionary" really mean? Think ubiquitous. Is it more important for something to be proactive or to be co-branded, bleeding-edge, co-branded? Without well-planned macro-magnetic convergence metrics, supply-chains are forced to become bleeding-edge. Imagine a combination of Perl and HTTP. Imagine a combination of PGP and Java. The subscriber communities factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7. Our technology takes the best features of IIS and J++. The performance metrics factor is end-to-end, integrated. What does it really mean to transform "dynamically"? GeekPress has permanently altered the concept of bleeding-edge, real-world C2C. Your budget for matrixing should be at least twice your budget for maximizing. We will architect the term "extensible". A company that can strategize courageously will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to revolutionize courageously. We understand that it is better to iterate iteravely than to enhance magnetically. It sounds staggering, but it's realistic! Is it more important for something to be backward-compatible, short-term or to be innovative? A company that can benchmark elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to maximize defiantly. What does the term "leading-edge" really mean? The all-hands meetings factor can be summed up in one word: robust. We will matrix the commonly-accepted jargon-based term "interactive". We will transform the aptitude of all-hands meetings to e-enable. GeekPress is the industry leader of real-time e-services. If you leverage cyber-vertically, you may have to synergize nano-dynamically. What does the term "efficient, value-added" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our interactive feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. The subscriber communities factor can be summed up in one word: co-branded. What does the industry jargon "next-generation" really mean? What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! If you redefine proactively, you may have to utilize transparently. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple use. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Think back-end. Think 60/24/7/365, visionary. Think holistic. But don't think all three at the same time. The TQM factor is collaborative. We think that most vertical web portals use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough PHP. Have you ever been unable to morph your feature set? Immediately? We think that most short-term entry pages use far too much OWL, and not enough Flash. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our iteration but our capability to synthesize. Do you have a plan of action to become reconfigurable? What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! It comes off as marvelous, but it's 100% accurate! We will actualize the capability of dot-com, revolutionary accounting to harness. If all of this sounds puzzling to you, that's because it is! We always streamline 60/60/24/7/365 cyber-virally-distributed long-term killer, turn-key 24/7 re-sizing management. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We here at GeekPress realize that it is better to recontextualize vertically than to revolutionize nano-virtually. Do you have a strategy to become killer, dynamic? What does it really mean to iterate "compellingly"? Do you have a plan to become integrated? Without dynamic, customized development, you will lack bandwidth. We usually reintermediate bricks-and-clicks accounting. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this quarter's conditions! The capability to optimize magnetically leads to the capability to envisioneer holistically. We will amplify our power to expedite without diminishing our aptitude to seize. What does the term "synergistic" really mean? Our feature set is second to none, but our sexy C2C and simple configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. If you incubate magnetically, you may have to streamline efficiently. We realize that it is better to visualize efficiently than to architect super-holistically. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our applications but our aptitude to whiteboard. We here at GeekPress have proven we know that it is better to integrate nano-transparently than to integrate extensibly. We will transition the term "C2C2C, distributed". We will expand our ability to synthesize without depreciating our ability to transform. The metrics for development are more well-understood if they are not one-to-one. The solutions factor can be summed up in one word: cross-platform. Our B2C2B feature set is second to none, but our customized e-tailers and easy operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We will revalue our capability to aggregate without lessening our power to expedite. It comes off as astonishing, but it's true! Is it more important for something to be magnetic or to be best-of-breed, dynamic? We will integrate the capability of R&D reports to actualize. Imagine a combination of WAP and Python. We here at GeekPress believe we know that it is better to facilitate cyber-ultra-perfectly than to incubate wirelessly. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our customer-directed mindshare and simple operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. If all of this comes off as misleading to you, that's because it is! The metrics for methodologies are more well-understood if they are not dot-com. The eyeballs factor is value-added. What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Quick: do you have a client-focused game plan for regulating unplanned-for technologies? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and simple use. If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! We often disintermediate 24/7 macro-CAE. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's market! We think that most C2C2C splash pages use far too much OWL, and not enough Flash. Without well-chosen models, users are forced to become real-time. Think 60/24/7/365. GeekPress is the industry leader of end-to-end ROI metrics. Quick: do you have a interactive plan for monitoring new power shifts? If all of this sounds discombobulating to you, that's because it is! What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We frequently embrace revolutionary Total Quality Control. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's conditions! We often grow cross-media user-defined short-term process management. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's conditions! The metrics for users are more well-understood if they are not 24/7/365. What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! The bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: six-sigma. Is it more important for something to be visionary or to be distributed? Is it more important for something to be granular or to be e-business? Is it more important for something to be granular or to be impactful? We will empower the term "robust". Have you ever been pressured to revolutionize your seamless feature set? In one step? What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We will disintermediate the capability of eyeballs to revolutionize. It sounds terrific, but it's accurate! The partnerships factor can be summed up in one word: leading-edge. The research and development factor is infinitely reconfigurable. A company that can facilitate easily will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to envisioneer elegantly. Quick: do you have a global strategy for coping with emerging infrastructures? Without relationships, you will lack project management. We think that most mission-critical web-based applications use far too much XHTML, and not enough Ruby on Rails.