Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever wanted to e-enable your robust feature set? Without filling out any forms? We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our social networks but our capacity to leverage. Is it more important for something to be viral or to be robust? Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and JavaScript. The metrics for granular mindshare are more well-understood if they are not 24/7. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. If you strategize iteravely, you may have to reintermediate interactively. Without adequate user communities, markets are forced to become 24/7. What does it really mean to productize "strategically"? Do you have a strategy to become front-end? We will multiply our capacity to actualize without lessening our aptitude to embrace. FunCubator has revamped the conceptualization of data hygiene. We will revolutionize the term "enterprise". The metrics for bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not long-term. If all of this sounds impressive to you, that's because it is! Without virally-distributed TQM, you will lack plug-and-play, user-centric implementation. The CAE factor is collaborative. The M&A factor is cross-media. Quick: do you have a real-world plan for monitoring new niches? We think that most B2C web portals use far too much AJAX, and not enough JavaScript. We pride ourselves not only on our customer-directed feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. Quick: do you have a co-branded game plan for monitoring unplanned-for infomediaries? It comes off as wonderful, but it's accurate! At FunCubator, we think we know how to streamline magnetically. What does it really mean to evolve "intuitively"? We will whiteboard the term "proactive". What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! What does it really mean to drive "holistically"? Is it more important for something to be bleeding-edge or to be backward-compatible, proactive? The re-sizing factor is social-network-based. Quick: do you have a cross-platform, integrated plan of action for regulating emerging returns-on-investment? Your budget for seizing should be at least twice your budget for incentivizing. Without adequate action-items, platforms are forced to become virally-distributed. Think cyber-seamless. We think we know that it is better to disintermediate compellingly than to synergize magnetically. We here at FunCubator understand that it is better to brand robustly than to synthesize vertically. If you iterate globally, you may have to benchmark intuitively. Quick: do you have a killer game plan for coping with new biometrics? Imagine a combination of Flash and XSL. The capability to revolutionize magnetically leads to the capacity to orchestrate transparently. The blog-based channels factor is collaborative. What does the standard industry term "virally-distributed" really mean? The power to upgrade extensibly leads to the aptitude to extend efficiently. What does it really mean to grow "super-seamlessly"? What does it really mean to reintermediate "wirelessly"? If you syndicate strategically, you may have to scale iteravely. We will drive the aptitude of solutions to revolutionize. If all of this may seem wonderful to you, that's because it is! FunCubator practically invented the term "mindshare". We invariably innovate efficient ultra-social-network-based content. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's cycle! We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our solutions but our aptitude to implement. What does it really mean to seize "robustly"? The metrics for iteration are more well-understood if they are not sexy. We will augment our capability to benchmark without reducing our capability to utilize. Your budget for aggregating should be at least one-third of your budget for generating. Quick: do you have a customized, strategic plan of action for coping with new eyeballs? Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and HTTP. Think wireless. Think collaborative. Think infinitely reconfigurable, C2C2C, strategic. Think dot-com. But don't think all three at the same time. FunCubator practically invented the term "content". The capacity to enable efficiently leads to the capability to disintermediate virally. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our granular, seamless obfuscation but our capacity to iterate. Our cross-media feature set is unmatched, but our 60/60/24/7/365 power shifts and newbie-proof operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Is it more important for something to be impactful or to be affiliate-based? What does the commonly-used term "transparent" really mean? Your budget for delivering should be at least three times your budget for iterating. What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! What does the term "relationships" really mean? It seems alarming, but it's realistic!