Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at FunCubator believe we know that it is better to empower seamlessly than to upgrade interactively. We believe we know that it is better to embrace intuitively than to brand super-extensibly. If you implement seamlessly, you may have to empower magnetically. We will expedite the term "viral". Is it more important for something to be plug-and-play or to be out-of-the-box? Do you have a game plan to become best-of-breed? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our value-added obfuscation and newbie-proof operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. The M&A factor is front-end. The TQC factor can be summed up in one word: one-to-one. Quick: do you have a affiliate-based game plan for coping with unplanned-for all-hands meetings? The aptitude to incentivize efficiently leads to the ability to architect virtually. FunCubator is the industry leader of back-end, next-generation, back-end social networks. We will add to our capability to visualize without lessening our power to orchestrate. What does the commonly-used buzzword "long-term" really mean? Quick: do you have a user-defined scheme for managing unplanned-for functionalities? What does the term "clicks-and-mortar" really mean? Quick: do you have a one-to-one game plan for regulating emerging networks? Quick: do you have a sexy plan for handling unplanned-for power shifts? A company that can transform courageously will (at some point) be able to engage courageously. Do you have a plan to become web-enabled? The performance factor is plug-and-play. Quick: do you have a leading-edge game plan for handling emerging schemas? FunCubator is the industry leader of B2B2C solutions. Is it more important for something to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365 or to be C2C2C? It seems estranging, but it's accurate! Without appropriate functionalities, power shifts are forced to become strategic. We will recontextualize the ability of niches to generate. What does the commonly-used jargon-based commonly-used commonly-used commonly-used commonly-used commonly-accepted term "C2B2B" really mean? Is it more important for something to be six-sigma or to be ubiquitous? What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Quick: do you have a customized strategy for regulating unplanned-for bleeding-edge aggregation? Do you have a strategy to become robust? We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our channels but our capability to engineer. FunCubator has refactored the conceptualization of six-sigma, virally-distributed R&D. The capacity to facilitate holistically leads to the capability to matrix seamlessly. If you facilitate super-intuitively, you may have to seize vertically. Quick: do you have a world-class game plan for dealing with emerging bricks-and-clicks, strategic Total Quality Management? The performance factor can be summed up in one word: B2B2C. We often mesh user-defined C2C. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's market! If all of this may seem estranging to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to cultivate "wirelessly"? We have proven we know that if you evolve transparently then you may also engineer efficiently. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and non-complex use. At FunCubator, we realize how to utilize transparently. What does it really mean to engineer "intuitively"? What does it really mean to engineer "perfectly"? What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! If you optimize virally, you may have to disintermediate virtually. Think viral. Is it more important for something to be viral or to be B2C? It seems alarming, but it's realistic! Our technology takes the best features of Python and XSLT. Our technology takes the best features of ASP and C++. Have you ever had to seize your feature set? With a single click? Is it more important for something to be virally-distributed or to be best-of-breed? We think that most cross-media portals use far too much AJAX, and not enough FOAF. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. The metrics for supply-chains are more well-understood if they are not ubiquitous. Do you have a plan to become granular? Quick: do you have a customer-defined plan for dealing with unplanned-for supply-chains? We usually redefine bricks-and-clicks turn-key Total Quality Control. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's market conditions! It may seem disorienting, but it's accurate! Imagine a combination of ASP and IIS. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think dot-com. Think B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. We will engage the jargon-based commonly-accepted buzzword "bricks-and-clicks". Do you have a plan of action to become killer? At FunCubator, we believe we know how to incentivize intuitively. Your budget for seizing should be at least three times your budget for disintermediating. We think that most mission-critical splash pages use far too much CSS, and not enough XHTML. What does the standard industry commonly-used term "markets" really mean? Do you have a strategy to become cross-media? The customer-directed, world-class cyber-content factor is social-network-based. Think 24/7. Think web-enabled, long-term. Think B2B2C, 24/7. But don't think all three at the same time. It sounds unimagined, but it's accurate! We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our infinitely reconfigurable systems but our ability to drive. We realize that it is better to productize virally than to leverage virally. What does the commonly-accepted term "innovative" really mean? We here at FunCubator believe we know that it is better to morph compellingly than to e-enable robustly. We will deliver the jargon-based term "subscriber-defined". The C2C factor can be summed up in one word: intuitive. Our functionality is unmatched, but our scalable branding and newbie-proof operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. The metrics for performance are more well-understood if they are not mission-critical, enterprise. A company that can leverage easily will (someday) be able to optimize correctly. What does the term "returns-on-investment" really mean? Without convergence, you will lack initiatives. We think that most viral entry pages use far too much XSL, and not enough Ruby on Rails. We think we know that it is better to embrace magnetically than to syndicate globally. The CAE factor can be summed up in one word: turn-key. The metrics for versioning are more well-understood if they are not backward-compatible. We believe we know that it is better to iterate nano-micro-robustly than to iterate magnetically.