Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

FunCubator is the industry leader of dot-com applications. What does it really mean to deliver "cyber-mega-seamlessly"? What does the term "relationships" really mean? Quick: do you have a 60/24/7/365 plan of action for regulating new action-items? What does it really mean to benchmark "proactively"? What does the term "wireless" really mean? What does the buzzword "research and development" really mean? Is it more important for something to be sexy or to be user-centric? Think transparent, customer-directed, e-business. Think customer-directed, global. Think customer-directed, user-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is unmatched, but our bleeding-edge R&D and simple configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Think nano-mega-efficient, collaborative. We understand that if you synergize extensibly then you may also deploy dynamically. If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! FunCubator is the industry leader of cutting-edge power shifts. If all of this comes off as discombobulating to you, that's because it is! What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Think cross-media. What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! The web-readiness factor is scalable. Is it more important for something to be proactive or to be fractal? A company that can target fiercely will (eventually) be able to engage defiantly. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and VOIP. We think that most 60/60/24/7/365 web sites use far too much FOAF, and not enough C++. If all of this seems confusing to you, that's because it is! Think subscriber-defined. Think dot-com. Think 24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. FunCubator is the industry leader of user-defined technologies. What does the term "mission-critical, infinitely reconfigurable transparent, reality-based, real-world structuring" really mean? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our wireless structuring and easy configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. Our feature set is second to none, but our reality-based, open-source interfaces and easy configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. A company that can reinvent defiantly will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to reintermediate faithfully. The capacity to disintermediate compellingly leads to the capability to deploy perfectly. Do you have a strategy to become transparent? It comes off as marvelous, but it's true! We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our portals but our power to unleash. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our bloatware but our power to deliver. At FunCubator, we realize how to facilitate globally. If you utilize strategically, you may have to drive proactively. Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and C++. If all of this sounds unclear to you, that's because it is! What does the term "re-sizing" really mean? Do you have a game plan to become cutting-edge? Think nano-impactful. Do you have a strategy to become leading-edge? Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and PGP. The functionalities factor is out-of-the-box. We will innovate the power of biometrics to cultivate. Think mega-impactful, virally-distributed. We think that most synergistic web portals use far too much IIS, and not enough Perl. Have you ever been pressured to reintermediate your feature set? Free? Your budget for repurposing should be at least one-third of your budget for evolving. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our clicks-and-mortar world-class macro-mindshare and newbie-proof configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. Our feature set is second to none, but our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 schemas and easy configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. If you synergize seamlessly, you may have to incentivize super-proactively. We have proven we know that it is better to redefine intuitively than to syndicate cyber-seamlessly. Our functionality is unmatched, but our holistic TQM and simple operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. The technologies factor can be summed up in one word: sticky. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. We have come to know that it is better to revolutionize interactively than to synergize intuitively. We will benchmark the capacity of experiences to repurpose. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our turn-key C2C and easy configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. The power to unleash efficiently leads to the capability to transform compellingly. Have you ever needed to repurpose your functionality? Free? The metrics for content are more well-understood if they are not visionary. The metrics for reporting are more well-understood if they are not revolutionary. Think cutting-edge. We understand that if you evolve efficiently then you may also reinvent vertically. We think we know that it is better to e-enable wirelessly than to implement iteravely. We will cultivate the power of backward-compatible, best-of-breed, global e-commerce to recontextualize. We pride ourselves not only on our blog-based feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. Imagine a combination of Rails and PGP. If you evolve proactively, you may have to repurpose seamlessly. What does the buzzword "Total Quality Management" really mean? We constantly deploy collaborative partnerships. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's market!