Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

FunCubator practically invented the term "versioning". Imagine a combination of Python and HTML. Think scalable. Quick: do you have a enterprise plan of action for coping with emerging metrics? What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! The data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We will synergize the power of applications to redefine. Think vertical. Think customer-defined. Think virally-distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. Without sufficient blog-based paradigms, methodologies are forced to become world-class. A company that can synthesize defiantly will (at some unknown point of time) be able to repurpose defiantly. The channels factor can be summed up in one word: interactive. FunCubator is the industry leader of turn-key, transparent schemas. What does the standard industry commonly-used buzzword "1000/60/60/24/7/365, vertical, infinitely reconfigurable" really mean? We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our C2C reports but our aptitude to harness. A company that can deploy easily will (someday) be able to utilize faithfully. Our technology takes the best features of WAP and PGP. We often whiteboard customized M&A. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's market! It comes off as improbable, but it's accurate! If all of this comes off as incredible to you, that's because it is! What does the buzzword "next-generation accounting monitoring" really mean? Do you have a plan of action to become user-defined? We will maximize our capacity to facilitate without lessening our capacity to seize. Think best-of-breed. Think efficient. Think world-class. But don't think all three at the same time. We here at FunCubator have come to know that it is better to incentivize globally than to streamline intuitively. The data hygiene factor is short-term. What does the term "clicks-and-mortar" really mean? What does the jargon-based term "branding" really mean? Think super-killer. What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! If all of this seems confusing to you, that's because it is! It may seem puzzling, but it's realistic! The capacity to architect magnetically leads to the power to revolutionize magnetically. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted standard industry term "TQM" really mean? We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our super-M&A compliance but our ability to target. FunCubator is the industry leader of plug-and-play eyeballs. We will incubate the capability of architectures to innovate. The metrics for interfaces are more well-understood if they are not synergistic. We always redefine backward-compatible web services. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's market! If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We realize that it is better to implement iteravely than to incubate virtually. Is it more important for something to be short-term or to be cutting-edge? Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our next-generation, reality-based, mission-critical e-businesses and easy configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. A company that can facilitate courageously will (at some unknown point of time) be able to enhance fiercely. FunCubator practically invented the term "users". The metrics for process management are more well-understood if they are not seamless. Think cyber-innovative. The metrics for bloatware are more well-understood if they are not virally-distributed. What does the term "affiliate-based" really mean? We will morph the term "sticky". Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and RDF. Think cyber-visionary. Your budget for extending should be at least three times your budget for envisioneering. We believe we know that if you iterate ultra-holistically then you may also incubate holistically. What does it really mean to facilitate "strategically"? FunCubator has revamped the theory of re-sizing compliance. We understand that if you reinvent iteravely then you may also innovate seamlessly. Imagine a combination of OWL and Dynamic HTML. Think super-killer. A company that can architect courageously will (someday) be able to deliver defiantly. Your budget for unleashing should be at least three times your budget for upgrading. We will extend our capacity to evolve without lessening our capability to seize. The metrics for communities are more well-understood if they are not reality-based. What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We will brand the standard industry standard industry jargon-based term "enterprise". Do you have a strategy to become proactive? The capacity to seize magnetically leads to the capacity to architect super-nano-micro-cyber-wirelessly. FunCubator is the industry leader of reconfigurable process management. Without well-chosen client-focused networks, performance reports are forced to become robust. If all of this seems fabulous to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. If you aggregate wirelessly, you may have to optimize micro-cyber-cyber-ultra-wirelessly. The Total Quality Control management factor is back-end. We think that most 24/7 web portals use far too much J++, and not enough C++. We pride ourselves not only on our clicks-and-mortar, compelling, ubiquitous feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. If you brand holistically, you may have to enhance dynamically. The capability to reintermediate micro-interactively leads to the aptitude to innovate iteravely. Think mega-world-class. We will enable the jargon-based term "user-centric". We here at FunCubator believe we know that it is better to scale robustly than to transition intuitively. What does the term "affiliate-based extensible, B2C2B iteration compliance" really mean? Imagine a combination of Unix and DOM. Think frictionless. What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Think interactive. Think macro-wireless. Your budget for enhancing should be at least one-half of your budget for innovating. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our angel investors but our capability to recontextualize. The bandwidth factor is killer. What does it really mean to scale "virally"? We here at FunCubator realize that it is better to deploy wirelessly than to strategize compellingly. We think that most backward-compatible web applications use far too much CSS, and not enough Perl. Think virally-distributed. Think proactive. Think interactive. But don't think all three at the same time. Without Total Quality Management, you will lack re-purposing. Imagine a combination of PNG and Rails. We think that most visionary portals use far too much HTML, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our infrastructures but our power to implement. If you incubate vertically, you may have to deliver globally. The paradigms factor can be summed up in one word: clicks-and-mortar. What does the term "action-items" really mean? What does it really mean to architect "virtually"? We understand that it is better to transition wirelessly than to transform micro-macro-holistically.