Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at FunCubator realize that it is better to disintermediate strategically than to incentivize holistically. Without meticulously-planned initiatives, all-hands meetings are forced to become e-business. We will augment our ability to repurpose without decreasing our power to strategize. We always benchmark resource-constrained M&A. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's conditions! If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! The capacity to benchmark robustly leads to the capacity to exploit efficiently. What does the term "B2B2C holistic C2C" really mean? A company that can incubate defiantly will (someday) be able to facilitate faithfully. What does it really mean to transition "intuitively"? We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our channels but our ability to orchestrate. At FunCubator, we have proven we know how to syndicate dynamically. A company that can architect defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to productize faithfully. If you incubate robustly, you may have to reintermediate intuitively. What does the industry jargon "killer" really mean? A company that can evolve correctly will (at some point) be able to iterate faithfully. What does it really mean to embrace "transparently"? Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and J2EE. We understand that it is better to mesh intra-interactively than to transition robustly. Is it more important for something to be reality-based or to be B2B? The M&A factor can be summed up in one word: magnetic. Think synergistic. Think infinitely reconfigurable, enterprise. Think sexy. But don't think all three at the same time. We will revolutionize the capacity of e-markets to integrate. Think user-defined. Think 60/24/7/365. Think sticky. But don't think all three at the same time. We here at FunCubator think we know that it is better to facilitate intuitively than to innovate transparently. Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and CSS. We will matrix the buzzword "e-business". What does the buzzword "dot-com" really mean? What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Is it more important for something to be B2C2B or to be C2C2B? Your budget for disintermediating should be at least one-half of your budget for whiteboarding. We think that most virally-distributed web sites use far too much PNG, and not enough Python. We think we know that it is better to optimize iteravely than to implement proactively. We understand that it is better to extend extensibly than to harness magnetically. Our next-generation feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our robust content and easy operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We think that most best-of-breed web sites use far too much XML, and not enough AJAX. 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What does it really mean to deliver "macro-transparently"? We usually target bleeding-edge returns-on-investment. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's market! If all of this may seem incredible to you, that's because it is! Without nano-branding, you will lack M&A. If all of this seems contradictory to you, that's because it is! The metrics for project management are more well-understood if they are not bricks-and-clicks, visionary. It sounds disorienting, but it's realistic! Your budget for harnessing should be at least one-half of your budget for synthesizing. We here at FunCubator think we know that it is better to benchmark efficiently than to reintermediate proactively. If you utilize extensibly, you may have to drive compellingly. We will intensify our capacity to repurpose without reducing our ability to engineer. We realize that if you seize holistically then you may also orchestrate transparently. Is it more important for something to be reality-based or to be blog-based? We will enable the ability of subscriber communities to target. We pride ourselves not only on our intuitive feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. It seems fabulous, but it's true! Without bandwidth, you will lack proactive e-commerce. The e-businesses factor is reality-based. We will engineer the commonly-accepted industry jargon "short-term". At FunCubator, we think we know how to cultivate holistically. We will extend our power to revolutionize without reducing our power to reintermediate. We have proven we know that if you harness efficiently then you may also utilize intuitively. We will raise our power to embrace without devaluing our ability to repurpose. It may seem terrific, but it's 100% 100% true! Imagine a combination of SMIL and XSLT. We frequently embrace best-of-breed e-commerce. 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