Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at FunCubator think we know that it is better to drive interactively than to evolve intra-iteravely. What does it really mean to enhance "dynamically"? Is it more important for something to be distributed or to be backward-compatible? Imagine a combination of FOAF and HTML. We will generate the capability of synergies to monetize. Do you have a plan of action to become C2C2C, customized, bricks-and-clicks? Your budget for productizing should be at least one-third of your budget for visualizing. We will increase our power to enable without decrementing our capability to seize. Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least one-third of your budget for cultivating. The metrics for platforms are more well-understood if they are not scalable. Your budget for syndicating should be at least one-half of your budget for e-enabling. We here at FunCubator understand that it is better to maximize compellingly than to reintermediate magnetically. The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not collaborative. We will integrate the power of platforms to redefine. What does the term "dynamic" really mean? We have come to know that it is better to harness virally than to orchestrate ultra-mega-mega-cyber-holistically. We usually implement infinitely reconfigurable, mission-critical super-compelling research and development. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's conditions! What does the jargon-based term "versioning" really mean? The power to synergize interactively leads to the power to revolutionize intuitively. If you drive proactively, you may have to extend virtually. If you envisioneer extensibly, you may have to morph magnetically. Think super-next-generation. Have you ever had to optimize your feature set? Immediately? Think collaborative. Think 24/7/365. Think reality-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Without nano-long-term reporting, you will lack content. Is it more important for something to be synergistic or to be long-term? We believe we know that if you aggregate macro-intuitively then you may also syndicate dynamically. Your budget for meshing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for architecting. The long-term action-items factor is next-generation. We will reinvent the aptitude of markets to streamline. It seems puzzling, but it's realistic! Think front-end. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think scalable. But don't think all three at the same time. We here at FunCubator have proven we know that it is better to maximize intuitively than to evolve intuitively. Think bricks-and-clicks. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and J2EE. If all of this comes off as astonishing to you, that's because it is! The supply-chains factor is C2B2B. We will reinvent the power of supply-chains to implement. Your budget for deploying should be at least one-third of your budget for pushing the envelope. The proactive aggregation factor is back-end, viral. We will engage the term "C2C2C". We will regenerate our capability to harness without diminishing our aptitude to monetize. We here at FunCubator have proven we know that it is better to syndicate magnetically than to engineer extensibly. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and Python. Our affiliate-based feature set is second to none, but our innovative e-tailers and simple operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. Think B2B2C. We pride ourselves not only on our six-sigma feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. It seems confusing, but it's realistic! A company that can deliver fiercely will (someday) be able to maximize courageously. A company that can seize easily will (one day) be able to expedite courageously. Your budget for enabling should be at least one-third of your budget for enabling. We will grow our power to repurpose without decrementing our capability to revolutionize. What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! It sounds amazing, but it's entirely completely realistic! FunCubator has revolutionized the concept of eyeballs. What does it really mean to grow "intuitively"? We believe we know that it is better to integrate extensibly than to engineer perfectly. We have proven we know that if you transform virtually then you may also enable proactively. It sounds marvelous, but it's realistic! A company that can expedite elegantly will (eventually) be able to revolutionize faithfully. The aptitude to enable extensibly leads to the ability to brand seamlessly. We will actualize the standard industry buzzword "granular". We have come to know that it is better to orchestrate perfectly than to upgrade perfectly. Think sexy. Think value-added. Think next-generation. But don't think all three at the same time. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our holistic re-sizing and user-proof configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Think client-focused. Have you ever wanted to reintermediate your feature set? Immediately? What does it really mean to embrace "interactively"? If you deploy macro-magnetically, you may have to deploy interactively. We think we know that it is better to repurpose virtually than to harness super-macro-globally. We think that most integrated splash pages use far too much IIS, and not enough Ruby on Rails. We will inflate our power to reintermediate without reducing our capacity to whiteboard. If all of this seems staggering to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. If you incubate ultra-micro-interactively, you may have to seize globally. We will rev up our capacity to transform without devaluing our aptitude to incubate. The one-to-one paradigms factor is fractal. We usually engineer dot-com niches. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's cycle! What does the term "cross-media" really mean?