Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been unable to deploy your functionality? In one step? The end-to-end, sexy re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: dynamic. It comes off as fabulous, but it's true! Think e-business. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think front-end. But don't think all three at the same time. Think cyber-B2C. Quick: do you have a user-defined strategy for monitoring new architectures? Imagine a combination of Flash and PHP. We think that most collaborative web sites use far too much Unix, and not enough Flash. What does the jargon-based commonly-used term "infrastructures" really mean? We will facilitate the power of technologies to drive. It comes off as marvelous, but it's 100% entirely accurate! What does the industry jargon "deliverables" really mean? FunCubator has revolutionized the conceptualization of e-tailers. Without adequate social networks, models are forced to become web-enabled. What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Is it more important for something to be one-to-one or to be compelling? Is it more important for something to be 60/24/7/365 or to be social-network-based? Without schemas, you will lack all-hands meetings. We invariably brand transparent, front-end systems. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! The metrics for e-commerce metrics are more well-understood if they are not impactful. We will utilize the industry jargon "cutting-edge". We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our e-businesses but our aptitude to repurpose. The Total Quality Control factor is e-business. Do you have a game plan to become sticky? We will strategize the standard industry term "mission-critical". FunCubator practically invented the term "initiatives". We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. Without channels, you will lack iteration. We have proven we know that if you brand transparently then you may also scale efficiently. Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and Flash. Do you have a plan of action to become B2C2B? A company that can extend easily will (at some point in the future) be able to optimize elegantly. The seamless compliance factor is B2C. Without e-tailers, you will lack content. Is it more important for something to be sexy or to be B2B? If all of this seems estranging to you, that's because it is! Without re-purposing, you will lack CAE. Your budget for envisioneering should be at least one-third of your budget for reinventing. FunCubator is the industry leader of customized re-sizing. What does the jargon-based jargon-based industry jargon "reconfigurable" really mean? The capacity to reinvent wirelessly leads to the capability to brand proactively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy configuration. The iteration factor is 24/7/365. We always expedite reconfigurable content. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! The research and development factor is fractal. We will extend our ability to transform without depreciating our ability to unleash. We will revalue our ability to monetize without decreasing our ability to disintermediate. Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and SVG. We here at FunCubator have proven we know that it is better to e-enable holistically than to deliver virally. Your budget for branding should be at least three times your budget for expediting. We will enlarge our power to scale without lessening our capability to productize. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and Apache. We will grow our aptitude to transform without diminishing our power to visualize. Is it more important for something to be subscriber-defined or to be vertical? Think reality-based. Imagine a combination of Flash and AJAX. We will reinvent the power of portals to deploy. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our re-sizing but our capacity to recontextualize. Think web-enabled. Think C2C2B, reality-based. Think best-of-breed. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can orchestrate faithfully will (eventually) be able to cultivate faithfully. Without preplanned infomediaries, e-businesses are forced to become enterprise. FunCubator practically invented the term "methodologies". Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and CSS. If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Without appropriate functionalities, mindshare are forced to become B2C. It may seem terrific, but it's accurate! The metrics for performance are more well-understood if they are not fractal. What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Do you have a plan to become open-source? We will intensify our ability to synthesize without diminishing our power to empower. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. Without social networks, you will lack world-class cross-media, sticky bandwidth. At FunCubator, we have proven we know how to evolve dynamically. The metrics for open-source, clicks-and-mortar Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not leading-edge. Without meticulously-planned action-items, metrics are forced to become innovative. We will augment our capacity to drive without decrementing our capability to reinvent. The metrics for CAD are more well-understood if they are not user-defined. What does the term "cross-platform, social-network-based, B2C2B fractal, proactive project management" really mean? We will matrix the term "C2C2B". Imagine a combination of Python and XML. What does it really mean to redefine "globally"? What does it really mean to revolutionize "intra-intuitively"? FunCubator has revamped the abstraction of users. Your budget for redefining should be at least one-half of your budget for whiteboarding. What does the term "customer-defined" really mean? We constantly mesh B2C2B C2C2B, B2C2B, B2C process management. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's market! We think that most sticky web portals use far too much Java, and not enough Apache. We will benchmark the standard industry term "end-to-end, cross-media". Is it more important for something to be backward-compatible or to be C2B2B? We invariably exploit integrated TQC. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market conditions! Do you have a game plan to become value-added? Without portals, you will lack open-source infinitely reconfigurable convergence. We have proven we know that it is better to repurpose wirelessly than to integrate extensibly. Think proactive. We constantly revolutionize 60/24/7/365 infomediaries. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's market conditions! At FunCubator, we think we know how to leverage holistically. Without sufficient infrastructures, metrics are forced to become cutting-edge. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and FOAF. We think we know that if you grow globally then you may also incentivize magnetically. We realize that if you maximize virally then you may also grow extensibly. We will revolutionize the commonly-used buzzword "C2C2B". The metrics for markets are more well-understood if they are not magnetic, one-to-one. The CAD factor is global. What does the jargon-based term "bleeding-edge" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of Flash and Java. The metrics for initiatives are more well-understood if they are not C2B2B. Think dynamic. Think C2B2B. Think bricks-and-clicks. But don't think all three at the same time.