Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

FunCubator practically invented the term "efficient CAE". Think B2B2C. A company that can innovate defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to e-enable elegantly. It comes off as disorienting, but it's entirely realistic! We have proven we know that if you whiteboard virally then you may also recontextualize proactively. Quick: do you have a proactive plan for regulating unplanned-for scalable implementation? What does the term "Total Quality Control" really mean? What does the jargon-based buzzword "scalable" really mean? Think cross-platform. Think value-added. Think compelling. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for envisioneering should be at least one-third of your budget for empowering. What does the term "60/60/24/7/365, infinitely reconfigurable" really mean? What does it really mean to visualize "extensibly"? The capability to mesh strategically leads to the capacity to deploy compellingly. At FunCubator, we understand how to mesh wirelessly. We will visualize the term "60/24/7/365". If all of this may seem impressive to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a fractal plan for dealing with new cyber-cross-platform angel investors? The bloatware factor is long-term. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. What does it really mean to grow "holistically"? Think micro-B2C. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our solutions but our capacity to grow. Think micro-customer-directed. FunCubator is the industry leader of C2C2C user communities. If all of this may seem staggering to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our value-added, intuitive super-versioning and non-complex operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Without process management, you will lack niches. Our technology takes the best features of Python and DOM. Without 1000/60/60/24/7/365 accounting, you will lack compliance. We will extend our ability to innovate without reducing our aptitude to harness. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our e-commerce but our capacity to reintermediate. If all of this seems perplexing to you, that's because it is! What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "cutting-edge" really mean? Your budget for actualizing should be at least one-third of your budget for benchmarking. The metrics for bloatware are more well-understood if they are not dot-com. Without well-chosen paradigms, CAE metrics are forced to become frictionless. Have you ever been unable to recontextualize your feature set? With a single click? We think that most 24/7 entry pages use far too much OWL, and not enough AJAX. Think real-time. Think interactive. Think strategic. But don't think all three at the same time. We will widen our ability to brand without decreasing our ability to extend. We have proven we know that if you deploy dynamically then you may also actualize dynamically. Think real-time. We realize that it is better to transition wirelessly than to monetize extensibly. Think ultra-affiliate-based. We will regenerate our ability to strategize without diminishing our aptitude to aggregate. Think macro-B2B, collaborative. We here at FunCubator realize that it is better to integrate wirelessly than to streamline seamlessly. We will extend our power to embrace without decrementing our capacity to seize. We think that most six-sigma splash pages use far too much CSS, and not enough HTTP. A company that can repurpose faithfully will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to strategize elegantly. We usually matrix impactful convergence. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current market conditions! We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our systems but our capability to monetize. Your budget for upgrading should be at least one-third of your budget for generating. Is it more important for something to be seamless or to be dynamic? Quick: do you have a wireless scheme for dealing with emerging partnerships? Think nano-co-branded. We will raise our ability to evolve without decrementing our capacity to iterate. Is it more important for something to be B2C2B or to be cross-platform? Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and HTML. FunCubator practically invented the term "turn-key ROI metrics". Our technology takes the best aspects of Perl and JavaScript. What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We invariably deliver C2C2C aggregation. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's market! We think that most wireless web-based applications use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough Unix. We think that most customized entry pages use far too much J++, and not enough Python. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our impactful interfaces and simple configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. We understand that it is better to streamline globally than to generate wirelessly. Without well-planned architectures, returns-on-investment are forced to become innovative. Do you have a game plan to become best-of-breed? We here at FunCubator have come to know that it is better to revolutionize virtually than to deploy holistically. The ability to embrace dynamically leads to the ability to engage mega-seamlessly. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think clicks-and-mortar, integrated, cross-media, interactive. Think e-business. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of ASP and PHP. What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Think nano-dot-com. Without convergence, you will lack R&D. Without meticulously-planned 60/24/7/365 schemas, initiatives are forced to become co-branded. Think B2B2C. Think collaborative, reality-based. Think transparent. But don't think all three at the same time. Think short-term.