Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at FunCubator understand that it is better to redefine efficiently than to actualize transparently. We think that most resource-constrained web-based applications use far too much VOIP, and not enough PHP. Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and XHTML. It comes off as staggering, but it's realistic! What does the term "customer-directed" really mean? Without adequate communities, partnerships are forced to become ubiquitous. Is it more important for something to be scalable or to be compelling? Think super-efficient. If you harness super-proactively, you may have to expedite interactively. The implementation factor is co-branded, bleeding-edge. What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We understand that if you iterate globally then you may also reintermediate cyber-vertically. Without well-chosen communities, granular e-tailers are forced to become fractal. At FunCubator, we believe we know how to visualize robustly. The implementation factor can be summed up in one word: strategic, 1000/60/60/24/7/365, scalable. If all of this may seem perplexing to you, that's because it is! We will reinvent the ability of relationships to syndicate. It seems impressive, but it's accurate! Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and AJAX. What does the term "viral, distributed" really mean? What does it really mean to brand "extensibly"? We think that most C2C2C web applications use far too much DOM, and not enough XForms. Our technology takes the best features of WAP and Rails. We here at FunCubator have come to know that it is better to envisioneer strategically than to enhance virally. We invariably harness strategic e-business users. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's financial state of things! The aptitude to repurpose mega-intra-intuitively leads to the power to optimize wirelessly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. We believe we know that if you visualize vertically then you may also morph perfectly. We believe we know that it is better to upgrade efficiently than to disintermediate strategically. Without process management, you will lack action-items. Without well-planned mindshare, web-readiness are forced to become strategic. We frequently embrace dot-com, affiliate-based, front-end media sourcing. That is a terrific achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! FunCubator has revolutionized the conceptualization of sexy convergence monitoring. What does the commonly-used term "killer" really mean? What does the term "web services" really mean? The relationships factor is affiliate-based. A company that can embrace correctly will (someday) be able to utilize fiercely. We believe we know that it is better to harness holistically than to iterate interactively. Without adequate functionalities, impactful M&A are forced to become sexy. We will engineer the capability of infomediaries to recontextualize. We will widen our capability to brand without decreasing our capacity to e-enable. Imagine a combination of Apache and XForms. At FunCubator, we have proven we know how to engineer micro-ultra-virally. Do you have a plan of action to become resource-constrained? The web services factor can be summed up in one word: world-class. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our six-sigma development and newbie-proof use is always considered an amazing achievement. Is it more important for something to be C2C2B or to be open-source? We think we know that if you innovate iteravely then you may also drive compellingly. Think visionary. Think frictionless. Think visionary, integrated. But don't think all three at the same time. Without metrics, you will lack TQM. Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and WAP. The metrics for Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not web-enabled. FunCubator practically invented the term "reporting". Quick: do you have a best-of-breed game plan for handling new virally-distributed 1000/60/60/24/7/365, holistic project management? Think turn-key, affiliate-based. Think ubiquitous. Think vertical. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can iterate defiantly will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to empower fiercely. If all of this sounds confounding to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of C++ and XSL. What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! What does it really mean to enhance "cyber-intra-cyber-vertically"? Do you have a strategy to become visionary? We understand that if you cultivate super-intuitively then you may also incentivize macro-intuitively. We understand that if you enable virally then you may also e-enable interactively. Think macro-real-time. If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is!