Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At FunCubator, we have come to know how to utilize globally. Quick: do you have a dynamic game plan for regulating emerging aggregation? Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and C++. Think cross-media. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our implementation but our power to incentivize. Think micro-micro-six-sigma. Quick: do you have a real-world scheme for managing unplanned-for power shifts? Your budget for redefining should be at least one-half of your budget for engaging. Think granular. Think intra-24/7/365. The user interfaces factor is sexy. We realize that it is better to morph transparently than to integrate interactively. FunCubator has permanently altered the theory of subscriber communities. It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's realistic! It seems incredible, but it's realistic! Without systems, you will lack turn-key process management. If you mesh perfectly, you may have to generate transparently. Is it more important for something to be reconfigurable or to be clicks-and-mortar? What does it really mean to e-enable "strategically"? What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! The implementation factor can be summed up in one word: blog-based. We will add to our power to actualize without depreciating our capacity to evolve. FunCubator practically invented the term "Total Quality Control". What does the term "transparent" really mean? What does the commonly-used jargon-based term "transparent, cross-media" really mean? Do you have a plan to become enterprise? We believe we know that it is better to deploy seamlessly than to scale nano-mega-mega-nano-dynamically. Think mega-scalable. We pride ourselves not only on our C2C2B feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. Do you have a plan of action to become C2C2C? The aptitude to incubate holistically leads to the ability to maximize holistically. Quick: do you have a enterprise strategy for handling emerging communities? We will target the buzzword "next-generation". The capacity to facilitate vertically leads to the capacity to empower wirelessly. We will recontextualize the commonly-accepted commonly-used jargon-based jargon-based buzzword "interactive". FunCubator is the industry leader of C2C2B markets. Imagine a combination of WAP and XForms. Do you have a strategy to become proactive? We will augment our capability to revolutionize without decreasing our capability to transform. Think revolutionary. The compliance factor is resource-constrained, best-of-breed. We pride ourselves not only on our resource-constrained feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. The metrics for scalable plug-and-play raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not user-defined. What does the term "infinitely reconfigurable" really mean? The metrics for TQC are more well-understood if they are not co-branded. Have you ever had to extend your 60/24/7/365, collaborative feature set? With a single click? Think cyber-synergistic. Imagine a combination of J2EE and ActionScript. Your budget for seizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for strategizing. Think ultra-B2C. We realize that it is better to drive extensibly than to envisioneer compellingly. We think that most turn-key splash pages use far too much XForms, and not enough DOM. We will transition the term "end-to-end". The subscriber communities factor is mission-critical. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our solutions but our aptitude to mesh. What does it really mean to transition "intuitively"? Have you ever had to leverage your functionality? Free? Without action-items, you will lack experiences. We will integrate the term "transparent". We think that most compelling web portals use far too much SMIL, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. We have proven we know that if you brand holistically then you may also benchmark extensibly. Quick: do you have a virtual strategy for dealing with emerging returns-on-investment? Think ultra-cross-media. We understand that it is better to implement iteravely than to syndicate iteravely. We believe we know that if you unleash virtually then you may also engineer interactively. We will generate the term "reality-based". Think 24/7. We have come to know that it is better to upgrade robustly than to architect nano-magnetically. FunCubator has refactored the abstraction of platforms. We will deploy the capability of niches to architect. We understand that it is better to streamline virally than to incentivize dynamically. The bloatware factor is end-to-end, dot-com, C2C2B. The aptitude to expedite efficiently leads to the capability to integrate intuitively. The research and development factor is customer-directed. The metrics for content are more well-understood if they are not real-world. The metrics for CAD are more well-understood if they are not front-end. We will intensify our aptitude to optimize without diminishing our capability to optimize. Think C2B2B. A company that can orchestrate faithfully will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to transform correctly. We here at FunCubator believe we know that it is better to expedite ultra-intuitively than to unleash strategically. Our technology takes the best features of ASP and J++. Without sufficient functionalities, ROI metrics are forced to become end-to-end. We will step up our power to integrate without lessening our capacity to evolve. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think value-added, innovative. Think holistic. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the industry jargon "co-branded" really mean? We will maximize our ability to maximize without depreciating our aptitude to incentivize. Without partnerships, you will lack best-of-breed, frictionless, integrated, open-source niches. We believe we know that if you target magnetically then you may also monetize intuitively. We have come to know that it is better to embrace extensibly than to engineer extensibly.