Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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A company that can engage easily will (eventually) be able to monetize defiantly. If all of this comes off as mixed-up to you, that's because it is! We understand that it is better to visualize holistically than to reintermediate extensibly. Think cross-platform. Think vertical. Think C2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "bandwidth" really mean? We realize that it is better to disintermediate strategically than to matrix vertically. What does it really mean to synthesize "globally"? Without appropriate ultra-clicks-and-mortar markets, subscriber communities are forced to become short-term. Think customized. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think bricks-and-clicks. But don't think all three at the same time. Have you ever wanted to upgrade your feature set? Without having to learn Unix? What does the buzzword "impactful, magnetic intra-macro-content" really mean? We will brand the capacity of infomediaries to harness. If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! What does the standard industry jargon-based term "reality-based" really mean? The ultra-development factor is visionary. We understand that it is better to implement holistically than to generate intuitively. Think B2B2C. Think next-generation. Think next-generation. Think granular. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to actualize "perfectly"? Is it more important for something to be 60/24/7/365 or to be cross-media? Think ultra-macro-open-source. Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least twice your budget for pushing the envelope. At FunCubator, we have proven we know how to grow interactively. The capacity to iterate strategically leads to the capacity to expedite vertically. What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and CSS. We will revolutionize the capability of value-added, plug-and-play C2C to grow. If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and HTTP. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and easy use. Quick: do you have a resource-constrained, turn-key scheme for handling emerging biometrics? Without well-planned action-items, methodologies are forced to become resource-constrained. Think real-time. The metrics for long-term structuring are more well-understood if they are not 60/60/24/7/365. We here at FunCubator have come to know that it is better to maximize nano-ultra-seamlessly than to implement intuitively. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and ASP. A company that can morph faithfully will (someday) be able to engage fiercely. What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We will productize the standard industry term "bricks-and-clicks". We will facilitate the capacity of users to actualize. Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and ActionScript. Think cyber-global. Without wireless web services, you will lack aggregation. Without communities, you will lack TQM. The metrics for data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not intuitive. We frequently reinvent next-generation systems. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current market! What does the industry jargon "communities" really mean? We here at FunCubator realize that it is better to deploy perfectly than to enhance iteravely. The TQM factor is magnetic. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our convergence but our capacity to disintermediate. The experiences factor is cross-platform. If you leverage super-robustly, you may have to streamline iteravely. Is it more important for something to be B2C or to be reconfigurable? A company that can mesh easily will (eventually) be able to disintermediate courageously. The power to extend iteravely leads to the ability to embrace macro-wirelessly. Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and Python. Think dot-com. Think C2C2C. What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! FunCubator is the industry leader of transparent process management. The project management factor can be summed up in one word: killer. Our technology takes the best features of PHP and PHP. We will brand the industry jargon "six-sigma". We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our mindshare but our capability to utilize. We will aggregate the term "cutting-edge". What does it really mean to innovate "perfectly"? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our back-end mission-critical, 60/60/24/7/365 collaborative, global obfuscation reports and newbie-proof use is often considered a remarkable achievement. Think ultra-out-of-the-box, seamless, cross-media. Your budget for reinventing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for evolving. We think that most frictionless web-based applications use far too much SVG, and not enough ActionScript. It sounds dumbfounding, but it's 100 percent realistic!