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Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)
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Your Randomly-Generated Corporate Gibberish:


The metrics for portals are more well-understood if they are not user-defined.
FunCubator is the industry leader of web-enabled, killer paradigms. We will unleash the industry jargon "real-world". Think best-of-breed. Think collaborative. Think e-business. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can reintermediate defiantly will (someday) be able to aggregate correctly. If you optimize transparently, you may have to implement seamlessly. The metrics for e-services are more well-understood if they are not enterprise. We will drive the buzzword "one-to-one". We will strategize the commonly-accepted term "distributed". The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: co-branded. Think nano-super-24/7/365. The power to leverage ultra-vertically leads to the aptitude to evolve magnetically.
Our feature set is unparalleled, but our user-centric re-sizing monitoring and user-proof use is often considered a remarkable achievement.
Have you ever had to iterate your feature set? Without filling out any forms? Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and XSLT. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our development but our ability to unleash. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. The angel investors factor is customer-defined. We will actualize the capability of returns-on-investment to embrace. Our technology takes the best aspects of Perl and J++. Is it more important for something to be B2B2C or to be B2C? Our seamless, next-generation, strategic feature set is unmatched, but our virtual relationships and user-proof use is often considered a terrific achievement. The content factor is integrated. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple use. The metrics for web services are more well-understood if they are not cutting-edge.
Is it more important for something to be 24/7 or to be user-centric?
At FunCubator, we understand how to deploy wirelessly. What does the term "e-business users" really mean? If all of this sounds confounding to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a fractal plan of action for regulating emerging users? Without adequate relationships, efficient 1000/60/60/24/7/365, open-source, client-focused Total Quality Control are forced to become co-branded. The capability to target virally leads to the capacity to implement virtually. If all of this seems unimagined to you, that's because it is! The aptitude to embrace dynamically leads to the power to incentivize nano-seamlessly. We usually syndicate intuitive re-sizing. That is an amazing achievement considering the current cycle! What does the term "robust portals" really mean? Think nano-micro-1000/60/60/24/7/365.
We will drive the aptitude of bricks-and-clicks mindshare to deliver.
Have you ever wanted to mesh your functionality? Free? We will augment our aptitude to strategize without devaluing our capability to mesh. Without adequate mega-aggregation, users are forced to become synergistic. The users factor can be summed up in one word: client-focused. Think cross-media. Without bloatware, you will lack returns-on-investment. We will intensify our capability to leverage without depreciating our capability to transform. The ability to generate interactively leads to the capability to target vertically. If all of this comes off as puzzling to you, that's because it is! A company that can brand fiercely will (someday) be able to syndicate correctly. Think open-source. We will recontextualize the term "extensible".
Imagine a combination of JavaScript and SMIL.
FunCubator is the industry leader of 60/24/7/365 user communities. We will expand our power to facilitate without devaluing our power to seize. We will orchestrate the ability of supply-chains to integrate. We believe we know that it is better to harness compellingly than to extend intuitively. We will recontextualize the capability of all-hands meetings to whiteboard. What does the term "world-class" really mean? A company that can recontextualize defiantly will (someday) be able to incubate correctly. Without implementation, you will lack versioning. Think mega-B2B2C, bricks-and-clicks. We will scale up our power to generate without decrementing our aptitude to synthesize.
Your budget for utilizing should be at least three times your budget for synergizing.
We here at FunCubator have proven we know that it is better to architect interactively than to synergize virally. We have come to know that it is better to integrate globally than to envisioneer vertically. What does it really mean to deploy "vertically"? What does the term "e-business research and development" really mean? If you streamline cyber-dynamically, you may have to envisioneer wirelessly. Quick: do you have a B2B strategy for monitoring unplanned-for applications? We think that most back-end web-based applications use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough Apache. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. The all-hands meetings factor is customized, C2C2B. We will revalue our capacity to enhance without lessening our ability to evolve. We believe we know that it is better to aggregate wirelessly than to brand perfectly. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our Total Quality Control but our power to embrace. Without user interfaces, you will lack nano-development.

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