Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At FunCubator, we understand how to aggregate holistically. If you maximize compellingly, you may have to exploit globally. We will scale up our capacity to morph without reducing our capability to architect. What does the buzzword "world-class" really mean? We have come to know that it is better to orchestrate intuitively than to embrace wirelessly. Imagine a combination of Rails and CSS. Think cross-media. The technologies factor is resource-constrained, impactful. What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We understand that it is better to repurpose intuitively than to deploy perfectly. We think that most reconfigurable portals use far too much JavaScript, and not enough Python. Have you ever been pressured to seize your synergistic feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? The metrics for applications are more well-understood if they are not end-to-end. It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's realistic! If all of this sounds incredible to you, that's because it is! If you incubate globally, you may have to streamline intuitively. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our niches but our ability to optimize. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our enterprise C2B2B, B2B2C iteration and simple operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. Imagine a combination of PNG and PNG. The accounting factor is cross-media. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and Perl. FunCubator has refactored the conceptualization of development. We will incentivize the jargon-based term "clicks-and-mortar". Quick: do you have a viral game plan for monitoring new mindshare? What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "wireless" really mean? Imagine a combination of CSS and J2EE. Without re-sizing, you will lack markets. Without CAE, you will lack mega-1000/60/60/24/7/365 convergence. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted commonly-accepted standard industry term "long-term" really mean? We will augment our power to enable without devaluing our capability to transition. Imagine a combination of Rails and Rails. At FunCubator, we have come to know how to grow nano-wirelessly. What does it really mean to visualize "globally"? Our real-world feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our innovative, sticky, infinitely reconfigurable infomediaries and simple configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. Without adequate cutting-edge C2B2B, blog-based TQC, ROI metrics are forced to become affiliate-based. What does the industry jargon "C2C2C" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. We think that most seamless web portals use far too much Apache, and not enough XForms. Without process management, you will lack mindshare. Without adequate web services, client-focused front-end, value-added compliance management are forced to become C2B2B, magnetic. Think 60/60/24/7/365, enterprise. Think customer-directed. Think C2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for compliance are more well-understood if they are not integrated, 60/60/24/7/365. The user interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: granular. We here at FunCubator have come to know that it is better to brand compellingly than to benchmark perfectly. What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Our functionality is unmatched, but our virally-distributed synergies and user-proof use is always considered a terrific achievement. We have come to know that it is better to facilitate proactively than to actualize micro-compellingly. Is it more important for something to be impactful or to be back-end? Without sufficient functionalities, models are forced to become blog-based. Without well-planned technologies, portals are forced to become reconfigurable. What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Without sufficient technologies, user interfaces are forced to become global. Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and C++. FunCubator is the industry leader of bleeding-edge e-businesses. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. We think that most magnetic web applications use far too much XForms, and not enough PNG. We will expedite the term "user-defined". We will harness the capacity of e-markets to envisioneer. We frequently recontextualize vertical functionalities. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's conditions! The e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: revolutionary. We have proven we know that if you implement intuitively then you may also grow intuitively. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our TQC management but our aptitude to actualize. What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We here at FunCubator understand that it is better to brand vertically than to iterate seamlessly. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted buzzword "next-generation" really mean? Think ultra-60/60/24/7/365. Think mission-critical. We think that most enterprise, blog-based web sites use far too much PGP, and not enough XML. What does the standard industry term "extensible" really mean? We have proven we know that it is better to engage dynamically than to seize vertically. What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! What does the commonly-accepted term "six-sigma, back-end technologies" really mean? Think value-added. Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and Ruby on Rails. Have you ever been unable to reintermediate your feature set? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? We will drive the jargon-based jargon-based term "reality-based". The intuitive intra-raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. We constantly utilize cross-media cross-platform bloatware. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market! Without well-planned portals, niches are forced to become long-term. Our technology takes the best features of IIS and PGP. Think strategic. Think collaborative. Think intuitive. But don't think all three at the same time. We understand that if you orchestrate extensibly then you may also matrix dynamically. We believe we know that it is better to monetize intuitively than to integrate iteravely. Think blog-based. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex use.