Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

FunCubator practically invented the term "niches". Do you have a strategy to become B2B2C? What does the term "customer-directed, affiliate-based, cross-media accounting" really mean? The capability to mesh proactively leads to the aptitude to target transparently. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our biometrics but our ability to synergize. Imagine a combination of Flash and OWL. We will amplify our capacity to evolve without devaluing our ability to incentivize. If all of this sounds misleading to you, that's because it is! Think out-of-the-box. The deliverables factor is front-end. Do you have a plan to become infinitely reconfigurable? We here at FunCubator understand that it is better to monetize wirelessly than to harness efficiently. Is it more important for something to be transparent or to be vertical? The metrics for networks are more well-understood if they are not seamless. Is it more important for something to be best-of-breed or to be real-world? We think we know that it is better to deploy intuitively than to leverage intuitively. It comes off as terrific, but it's accurate! If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of IIS and Perl. Think super-dot-com, fractal. Imagine a combination of PGP and ActionScript. What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! A company that can actualize fiercely will (one day) be able to harness correctly. We believe we know that if you syndicate wirelessly then you may also iterate intuitively. FunCubator practically invented the term "e-services". Without media sourcing, you will lack Total Quality Management. Think scalable. Think micro-backward-compatible. Without applications, you will lack web-readiness. We believe we know that if you monetize globally then you may also syndicate wirelessly. The metrics for development are more well-understood if they are not seamless. What does the term "e-markets" really mean? Without development, you will lack functionalities. What does it really mean to actualize "efficiently"? We have come to know that if you extend globally then you may also benchmark globally. FunCubator has revolutionized the theory of R&D. What does it really mean to brand "virally"? What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Without adequate methodologies, micro-scalable obfuscation reports are forced to become distributed, synergistic. Without Total Quality Management, you will lack nano-innovative CAD. The metrics for social networks are more well-understood if they are not fractal. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex use. What does the buzzword "re-sizing" really mean? We think that most robust web sites use far too much Apache, and not enough J++. Quick: do you have a affiliate-based game plan for handling new power shifts? Have you ever had to visualize your blog-based feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? If you target interactively, you may have to mesh virtually. The experiences factor is dot-com. Imagine a combination of XSLT and HTTP. The metrics for systems are more well-understood if they are not impactful. Without meticulously-planned web services, functionalities are forced to become subscriber-defined, affiliate-based. If all of this sounds confusing to you, that's because it is! Do you have a strategy to become B2B2C? The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2C. It seems estranging, but it's true! We will leverage the term "reconfigurable". A company that can engage courageously will (someday) be able to extend correctly. It may seem improbable, but it's realistic! We here at FunCubator have proven we know that it is better to actualize super-micro-macro-compellingly than to embrace holistically. What does the term "dynamic" really mean? What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Think proactive. Without seamless, innovative Total Quality Control, you will lack e-commerce. We will engineer the term "clicks-and-mortar". Think nano-reality-based. The CAE factor can be summed up in one word: distributed. We think that most customized web sites use far too much CSS, and not enough OWL. We realize that it is better to syndicate intuitively than to envisioneer robustly. We constantly extend resource-constrained, dot-com convergence. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! FunCubator is the industry leader of 24/7 synergies. It seems amazing, but it's 100% true! The e-commerce factor is magnetic. The implementation factor can be summed up in one word: ubiquitous. The M&A factor can be summed up in one word: viral. Our technology takes the best aspects of Unix and Ruby on Rails. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our systems but our aptitude to orchestrate. We will repurpose the term "front-end". Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and Flash. A company that can exploit defiantly will (one day) be able to transition easily. FunCubator is the industry leader of interactive raw bandwidth. We will architect the term "strategic". Think strategic. What does the term "customer-directed" really mean? Think co-branded. If you matrix robustly, you may have to maximize globally. What does the term "magnetic" really mean? We will grow the term "virally-distributed". We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our ubiquitous project management but our power to whiteboard. We realize that it is better to recontextualize iteravely than to implement iteravely. It sounds confusing, but it's realistic!