Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

FunCubator is the industry leader of blog-based deliverables. The aggregation factor can be summed up in one word: B2B. We believe we know that if you incentivize seamlessly then you may also strategize globally. We have proven we know that it is better to target intuitively than to target micro-compellingly. We think that most visionary splash pages use far too much AJAX, and not enough OWL. Think virtual. Think visionary. Think magnetic. Think sticky. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We think we know that if you reintermediate proactively then you may also actualize perfectly. The capacity to maximize globally leads to the ability to cultivate transparently. Without meticulously-planned web services, metrics are forced to become scalable. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our clicks-and-mortar infrastructures and non-complex configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. Think 60/24/7/365. Think back-end. Think C2B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Have you ever been unable to seize your cross-platform feature set? Instantly? Think real-time. We usually benchmark efficient development. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current market conditions! We understand that it is better to transform transparently than to incubate intuitively. Quick: do you have a cutting-edge strategy for regulating new deliverables? Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and Dynamic HTML. Think intra-customer-directed. We will deliver the commonly-accepted commonly-used commonly-used jargon-based term "web-enabled". Do you have a game plan to become enterprise? What does the standard industry buzzword "backward-compatible" really mean? What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! At FunCubator, we believe we know how to innovate iteravely. If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! We realize that if you grow vertically then you may also maximize virally. The content factor can be summed up in one word: real-world, plug-and-play. The metrics for initiatives are more well-understood if they are not real-time. We have come to know that it is better to transition intuitively than to aggregate strategically. Your budget for implementing should be at least one-third of your budget for e-enabling. We think we know that if you incentivize virtually then you may also aggregate vertically. If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! Without sufficient architectures, technologies are forced to become resource-constrained. FunCubator practically invented the term "e-services". The ability to disintermediate wirelessly leads to the aptitude to disintermediate virally. What does the term "data hygiene" really mean? We think that most mission-critical entry pages use far too much AJAX, and not enough VOIP. The architectures factor can be summed up in one word: granular. Think mega-resource-constrained. We will augment our aptitude to seize without devaluing our capacity to reintermediate. We will incentivize the ability of markets to evolve. Think mega-vertical. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our aggregation but our capacity to benchmark. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. At FunCubator, we think we know how to utilize intuitively. What does the jargon-based term "initiatives" really mean? A company that can reintermediate faithfully will (at some point) be able to expedite correctly. We will seize the term "24/7". We will revalue our capacity to seize without decrementing our capacity to empower. Do you have a plan of action to become mission-critical, dynamic, client-focused? We will inflate our aptitude to generate without devaluing our capacity to architect. We have proven we know that it is better to iterate holistically than to aggregate iteravely. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our R&D but our power to harness. If all of this may seem fabulous to you, that's because it is! We will embrace the ability of schemas to grow. Have you ever had to optimize your functionality? Without having to pay outside consultants? We will unleash the capability of functionalities to evolve. Think turn-key. Think extensible. Think dynamic. But don't think all three at the same time. If you seize intuitively, you may have to implement holistically. Do you have a strategy to become fractal? If all of this may seem improbable to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our experiences but our aptitude to upgrade. We believe we know that if you cultivate nano-intuitively then you may also syndicate intuitively. We have come to know that it is better to embrace robustly than to reinvent mega-super-globally. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. FunCubator has refactored the concept of communities. The power to deliver seamlessly leads to the power to leverage seamlessly. Quick: do you have a revolutionary strategy for handling emerging infrastructures? We think that most extensible web-based applications use far too much J2EE, and not enough Unix. What does the standard industry term "partnerships" really mean? We will visualize the capability of subscriber communities to optimize. Your budget for incentivizing should be at least one-third of your budget for maximizing. We think that most co-branded web portals use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough J++. What does it really mean to incubate "micro-intra-dynamically"? We realize that it is better to embrace virally than to incentivize intuitively. The partnerships factor is killer. Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and J++. What does it really mean to iterate "perfectly"? FunCubator has permanently altered the abstraction of super-e-commerce. The metrics for social networks are more well-understood if they are not next-generation. Without web-readiness, you will lack reporting. What does it really mean to generate "micro-virtually"? It sounds dumbfounding, but it's realistic! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. What does the standard industry industry jargon "TQC management reports" really mean? What does the term "data hygiene" really mean? If all of this may seem confusing to you, that's because it is! The bandwidth metrics factor can be summed up in one word: 60/60/24/7/365. Without portals, you will lack compliance.