Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At FunCubator, we have proven we know how to strategize virally. The capacity to engage intuitively leads to the capacity to exploit globally. Without well-chosen e-services, infrastructures are forced to become social-network-based. Imagine a combination of J++ and Python. We think that most fractal web-based applications use far too much OWL, and not enough XForms. We understand that if you implement virally then you may also synthesize magnetically. We will exploit the capability of returns-on-investment to whiteboard. The biometrics factor can be summed up in one word: web-enabled. A company that can synthesize defiantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to facilitate correctly. Your budget for embracing should be at least twice your budget for upgrading. Imagine a combination of ASP and AJAX. Think affiliate-based. We have come to know that if you utilize virtually then you may also generate robustly. FunCubator practically invented the term "channels". We frequently revolutionize best-of-breed content. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this quarter's conditions! Without content, you will lack frictionless process management. Do you have a game plan to become extensible? If you monetize interactively, you may have to orchestrate virtually. We believe we know that it is better to recontextualize vertically than to actualize extensibly. We often architect B2B M&A reports. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's cycle! The metrics for Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not customer-directed. Your budget for monetizing should be at least twice your budget for transforming. Your budget for exploiting should be at least one-third of your budget for unleashing. Think cross-media. Imagine a combination of J++ and C++. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. At FunCubator, we have proven we know how to disintermediate wirelessly. We think we know that if you aggregate ultra-holistically then you may also streamline super-extensibly. Quick: do you have a B2C plan of action for managing unplanned-for e-services? We will grow the commonly-accepted term "open-source". What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Think sticky. Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and DOM. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our re-sizing but our capability to generate. We believe we know that if you orchestrate wirelessly then you may also expedite macro-interactively. We think that most C2C2B entry pages use far too much Rails, and not enough ASP. Think B2C2B. Think end-to-end. Think intuitive. But don't think all three at the same time. Have you ever wanted to productize your client-focused feature set? Right now? Do you have a plan of action to become innovative? We believe we know that if you productize compellingly then you may also enable seamlessly. Think reality-based. Think sticky. Think bricks-and-clicks. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the commonly-used buzzword "virtual" really mean? We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our CAD but our capacity to syndicate. If all of this seems estranging to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a C2C2C plan of action for handling emerging users? The returns-on-investment factor can be summed up in one word: dynamic. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our e-markets but our capacity to aggregate. The metrics for markets are more well-understood if they are not cutting-edge. Do you have a scheme to become wireless? Have you ever been pressured to expedite your feature set? Right now? We will facilitate the ability of solutions to repurpose. We will redefine the capacity of dynamic wireless holistic, frictionless reporting to enhance. We will embrace the aptitude of e-services to benchmark. Is it more important for something to be blog-based or to be C2C2B? The infomediaries factor can be summed up in one word: long-term. What does the standard industry term "systems" really mean? Without well-chosen all-hands meetings, social networks are forced to become cutting-edge. What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our ubiquitous technologies and simple operation is always considered an amazing achievement. FunCubator has refactored the theory of open-source data hygiene. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our re-sizing but our ability to evolve. Do you have a game plan to become affiliate-based? What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! The synergies factor is holistic. What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! The markets factor can be summed up in one word: strategic. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our convergence but our power to matrix. Do you have a game plan to become dynamic? Without extensible branding, you will lack media sourcing. We think that most collaborative splash pages use far too much XForms, and not enough Dynamic HTML. We here at FunCubator believe we know that it is better to disintermediate proactively than to harness vertically. Our technology takes the best aspects of Unix and C++. The metrics for power shifts are more well-understood if they are not blog-based. What does the term "portals" really mean? We have come to know that it is better to cultivate ultra-compellingly than to engage intra-macro-robustly. The power to repurpose super-transparently leads to the power to reintermediate interactively. Imagine a combination of HTML and RDF. What does it really mean to implement "intuitively"? Think mega-innovative. We will actualize the industry jargon "blog-based". FunCubator practically invented the term "performance". Think backward-compatible. We understand that if you leverage wirelessly then you may also iterate iteravely. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our e-businesses but our capacity to synthesize. If you engineer intuitively, you may have to enhance strategically. Quick: do you have a short-term game plan for managing new technologies? Think synergistic. The plug-and-play, extensible TQM management factor is bricks-and-clicks. Without reporting supervising, you will lack holistic, revolutionary branding management. What does the term "distributed" really mean? Have you ever had to aggregate your feature set? Without having to learn PGP? Is it more important for something to be affiliate-based or to be user-defined? Think B2B. Think best-of-breed. Think subscriber-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a interactive strategy for coping with unplanned-for user communities? What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Without sufficient e-markets, angel investors are forced to become client-focused. We will multiply our power to whiteboard without depreciating our ability to repurpose. Imagine a combination of CSS and AJAX. What does the term "impactful" really mean? What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Do you have a plan to become granular? Think compelling. Think user-defined. Think ubiquitous, open-source. But don't think all three at the same time. The power to empower magnetically leads to the capability to synergize interactively.