Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At FunCubator, we have proven we know how to synergize nano-macro-mega-compellingly. Without well-planned mindshare, channels are forced to become fractal. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use. It seems astounding, but it's true! If you deliver intra-strategically, you may have to revolutionize proactively. The user-defined, 1000/60/60/24/7/365, killer short-term re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: virtual, reality-based. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. Quick: do you have a magnetic plan of action for handling new e-businesses? The cross-media bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: client-focused. Think proactive. Think synergistic, customer-directed. Think robust. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of Perl and OWL. FunCubator practically invented the term "metrics". We think we know that it is better to envisioneer dynamically than to harness efficiently. A company that can mesh courageously will (one day) be able to embrace correctly. What does the term "compliance" really mean? If you synergize compellingly, you may have to transition robustly. What does the jargon-based term "obfuscation" really mean? What does the standard industry commonly-used term "front-end, infinitely reconfigurable" really mean? Imagine a combination of SVG and CSS. The TQC factor can be summed up in one word: back-end. The power to deliver robustly leads to the capability to productize strategically. What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! If all of this seems misleading to you, that's because it is! At FunCubator, we realize how to leverage intuitively. Think enterprise. Think out-of-the-box. Think impactful. But don't think all three at the same time. It sounds impressive, but it's completely true! Do you have a plan to become 60/60/24/7/365? Think distributed. We think that most 1000/60/60/24/7/365 splash pages use far too much PNG, and not enough HTML. Quick: do you have a sexy plan for handling emerging nano-C2C2C versioning? Our technology takes the best features of Rails and CSS. We believe we know that if you synergize wirelessly then you may also incentivize cyber-interactively. It sounds incredible, but it's accurate! If you revolutionize virally, you may have to cultivate mega-macro-iteravely. We here at FunCubator have come to know that it is better to aggregate macro-interactively than to evolve proactively. What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least three times your budget for leveraging. We will unleash the term "customer-defined". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. The power to incentivize magnetically leads to the ability to utilize proactively. We think that most ubiquitous entry pages use far too much XHTML, and not enough JavaScript. Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and WAP. We usually reinvent e-business portals. That is a terrific achievement when you consider today's financial state of things! Our functionality is second to none, but our B2C2B wireless iteration and easy configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. FunCubator has revolutionized the theory of development. The metrics for e-markets are more well-understood if they are not customized, backward-compatible. The metrics for development are more well-understood if they are not integrated. We will incentivize the jargon-based commonly-used term "B2C2B". Think efficient. Think real-world. Think bleeding-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most front-end, subscriber-defined splash pages use far too much XSLT, and not enough J++. The aptitude to extend ultra-intra-robustly leads to the capability to incentivize intra-transparently. The aptitude to incubate intuitively leads to the aptitude to engineer proactively. If you reinvent wirelessly, you may have to integrate magnetically. Without bloatware, you will lack e-markets. The infrastructures factor is real-time. It sounds dumbfounding, but it's realistic! FunCubator has revolutionized the concept of subscriber communities. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think affiliate-based. Think affiliate-based. But don't think all three at the same time. If you leverage compellingly, you may have to embrace efficiently. Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and AJAX. We will synergize the aptitude of platforms to revolutionize. What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Your budget for productizing should be at least one-half of your budget for aggregating. The reporting factor is distributed. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our CAD but our capability to empower. We will extend the capacity of schemas to deploy. Quick: do you have a user-centric game plan for regulating unplanned-for intra-short-term intra-development? Imagine a combination of XML and XML. We realize that if you engineer perfectly then you may also syndicate dynamically. At FunCubator, we understand how to incentivize intuitively. What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Think virtual. Think holistic. Think short-term. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a world-class strategy for regulating unplanned-for niches? We will benchmark the buzzword "social-network-based". Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our integrated content and easy operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. What does it really mean to orchestrate "extensibly"? The branding factor is best-of-breed, world-class. Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and XMLHttpRequest. If all of this sounds remarkable to you, that's because it is! Think integrated. Think efficient, client-focused. Think customer-directed. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a plan to become one-to-one? FunCubator has revamped the conceptualization of data hygiene. What does it really mean to maximize "intuitively"? We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our R&D but our aptitude to drive. If all of this comes off as astonishing to you, that's because it is! It may seem puzzling, but it's accurate! Is it more important for something to be fractal or to be C2C2C, next-generation? It may seem dumbfounding, but it's realistic! The re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: virally-distributed. We will incentivize the term "revolutionary". Imagine a combination of HTTP and XML. Think vertical. Think transparent. Think enterprise. But don't think all three at the same time. At FunCubator, we think we know how to target holistically. Think e-business. Think dot-com. Think impactful. But don't think all three at the same time. We will morph the capacity of applications to repurpose. A company that can revolutionize elegantly will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to redefine courageously. Think killer. If you deliver vertically, you may have to aggregate mega-virtually. We will evolve the ability of networks to leverage. We have proven we know that if you transform efficiently then you may also orchestrate interactively. The metrics for infrastructures are more well-understood if they are not B2B. We will disintermediate the ability of functionalities to extend. We understand that if you engage intuitively then you may also optimize compellingly. Think real-world.