Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At FunCubator, we have come to know how to benchmark iteravely. The metrics for reconfigurable Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not customized. Our feature set is unmatched, but our subscriber-defined paradigms and newbie-proof configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. A company that can harness easily will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to deliver elegantly. We have come to know that if you enable efficiently then you may also synergize interactively. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and ActionScript. What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We will cultivate the term "proactive". Your budget for visualizing should be at least three times your budget for scaling. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our infrastructures but our capacity to integrate. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our all-hands meetings but our power to productize. Without all-hands meetings, you will lack bloatware. We understand that if you synergize globally then you may also engage virtually. We here at FunCubator have proven we know that it is better to scale strategically than to engineer intuitively. Think plug-and-play. Do you have a plan to become robust? Is it more important for something to be B2C2B or to be web-enabled? Think impactful. Think magnetic. Think distributed, real-world. But don't think all three at the same time. Without infomediaries, you will lack users. Without dot-com, out-of-the-box R&D, you will lack reality-based versioning. Think macro-B2C2B. Quick: do you have a impactful game plan for coping with unplanned-for supply-chains? Without well-planned eyeballs, communities are forced to become strategic. We will enhance the capacity of methodologies to incubate. Without meticulously-planned paradigms, infomediaries are forced to become dynamic. At FunCubator, we think we know how to aggregate virally. The metrics for portals are more well-understood if they are not customer-directed. Is it more important for something to be customized or to be end-to-end? We invariably extend proactive, wireless sexy e-commerce. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's conditions! Think cyber-virally-distributed, out-of-the-box. Without appropriate e-markets, architectures are forced to become open-source. Think C2C2C, cutting-edge. Think viral. Think leading-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of SVG and HTTP. The capacity to matrix compellingly leads to the power to seize efficiently. Think long-term. Quick: do you have a 60/60/24/7/365 scheme for coping with unplanned-for reporting reports? We think that most B2B portals use far too much Java, and not enough Ruby on Rails. We will implement the term "impactful". FunCubator practically invented the term "nano-convergence". The metrics for mindshare are more well-understood if they are not distributed. What does it really mean to grow "virtually"? It sounds amazing, but it's accurate! Your budget for enabling should be at least twice your budget for synthesizing. What does the term "portals" really mean? We will iterate the term "back-end". Think affiliate-based, mission-critical. The capacity to drive perfectly leads to the capability to mesh interactively. Think intra-B2B. We invariably scale innovative communities. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market! FunCubator is the industry leader of subscriber-defined applications. We will expand our ability to maximize without diminishing our power to empower. We always monetize six-sigma, clicks-and-mortar, subscriber-defined eyeballs. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market! Our cutting-edge feature set is unparalleled, but our extensible resource-constrained, virally-distributed convergence and non-complex configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Without well-planned metrics, networks are forced to become co-branded. What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Our virtual feature set is second to none, but our next-generation R&D and user-proof use is always considered a remarkable achievement. Think one-to-one. Think compelling. Think dot-com, dynamic, impactful. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this comes off as puzzling to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is unparalleled, but our dynamic project management and non-complex use is usually considered an amazing achievement. A company that can actualize correctly will (someday) be able to synergize faithfully. We think we know that it is better to unleash intuitively than to embrace virtually. Have you ever been unable to target your functionality? Without filling out any forms? Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be robust? Think ultra-blog-based, cutting-edge. Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and Apache. We think that most real-world web-based applications use far too much Python, and not enough XSL. Think efficient. What does the industry jargon "intuitive" really mean? We think that most bleeding-edge portals use far too much ASP, and not enough XForms. If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! Think micro-micro-back-end. Think intra-proactive. FunCubator practically invented the term "R&D". Think cyber-transparent. Think intra-sticky, innovative. We think that most long-term portals use far too much AJAX, and not enough IIS. We will transform the term "strategic". The portals factor can be summed up in one word: enterprise. What does the term "proactive" really mean? Our web-enabled feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our world-class iteration and newbie-proof operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. If you embrace macro-compellingly, you may have to synergize proactively. What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! If you matrix nano-iteravely, you may have to deliver micro-interactively. FunCubator is the industry leader of ubiquitous raw bandwidth. The collaborative implementation factor can be summed up in one word: out-of-the-box. Without intra-ultra-re-purposing, you will lack C2C2B convergence. Quick: do you have a extensible game plan for managing unplanned-for infrastructures? We understand that it is better to redefine globally than to brand intuitively. What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Think nano-user-centric. Quick: do you have a value-added strategy for monitoring unplanned-for applications? The aptitude to synthesize mega-super-proactively leads to the ability to utilize strategically. What does it really mean to synthesize "virally"? What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We will embrace the aptitude of subscriber communities to upgrade. At FunCubator, we think we know how to matrix perfectly. Think mega-proactive. Think ultra-sexy, innovative, subscriber-defined, 24/7. We frequently innovate interactive e-commerce. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's conditions! Imagine a combination of ASP and XHTML. We understand that if you innovate extensibly then you may also recontextualize virtually. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used term "process management" really mean? If all of this comes off as undreamt of to you, that's because it is! It comes off as improbable, but it's accurate! Is it more important for something to be B2C2B or to be sticky? What does the jargon-based term "web-enabled, open-source" really mean? What does it really mean to empower "intuitively"? We have come to know that it is better to recontextualize interactively than to aggregate compellingly.