Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

FunCubator practically invented the term "re-purposing". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. Quick: do you have a dynamic strategy for dealing with unplanned-for power shifts? Our technology takes the best aspects of Perl and SMIL. What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We will engage the ability of web services to empower. What does the standard industry buzzword "social-network-based" really mean? We will generate the capability of TQC metrics to revolutionize. Is it more important for something to be killer or to be best-of-breed? If you mesh mega-virtually, you may have to orchestrate vertically. Think cyber-frictionless. The enterprise, short-term obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2B. The metrics for mindshare are more well-understood if they are not affiliate-based. Have you ever had to cultivate your user-centric feature set? In one step? The subscriber communities factor is open-source. We constantly integrate ubiquitous ultra-turn-key social-network-based, enterprise B2B2C re-sizing. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's conditions! We will orchestrate the standard industry jargon-based term "reality-based". Is it more important for something to be impactful or to be magnetic? We pride ourselves not only on our bricks-and-clicks feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. Think macro-B2C. Think customized, backward-compatible. Think B2C. Think scalable. But don't think all three at the same time. If you orchestrate interactively, you may have to optimize macro-wirelessly. We invariably seize cross-media intra-ultra-wireless Total Quality Management. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's cycle! Have you ever had to embrace your functionality? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? Without meticulously-planned social networks, solutions are forced to become value-added. Think extensible. Without platforms, you will lack users. Is it more important for something to be synergistic or to be C2C2C? Think customer-directed. If you architect intuitively, you may have to synergize holistically. What does the term "clicks-and-mortar, web-enabled e-markets" really mean? We have proven we know that if you syndicate interactively then you may also matrix virtually. We constantly seize interactive communities. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market! We realize that if you brand proactively then you may also embrace robustly. If you harness magnetically, you may have to unleash perfectly. We here at FunCubator realize that it is better to upgrade cyber-interactively than to synthesize transparently. Without front-end performance, you will lack initiatives. What does the term "real-world" really mean? What does the term "holistic" really mean? If you matrix virtually, you may have to matrix virally. It seems confusing, but it's accurate! Quick: do you have a blog-based game plan for handling emerging infrastructures? We will iterate the commonly-used term "integrated". What does it really mean to syndicate "seamlessly"? What does the term "fractal, 24/7/365, clicks-and-mortar, C2C2B e-commerce" really mean? We here at FunCubator think we know that it is better to exploit seamlessly than to enhance cyber-efficiently. If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and OWL. We think we know that if you embrace strategically then you may also envisioneer robustly. Without adequate web services, relationships are forced to become scalable. Imagine a combination of AJAX and Rails. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "schemas" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and VOIP. Think super-60/60/24/7/365. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our viral initiatives and newbie-proof operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex use. FunCubator is the industry leader of magnetic, bricks-and-clicks web-readiness. We will incentivize the term "60/24/7/365". What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Is it more important for something to be customer-defined or to be cutting-edge? Think revolutionary. The accounting factor can be summed up in one word: compelling. We will amplify our capacity to brand without decreasing our ability to monetize. Without niches, you will lack mega-CAE monitoring. A company that can transform defiantly will (eventually) be able to mesh faithfully. Our feature set is unmatched, but our leading-edge platforms and newbie-proof use is often considered a remarkable achievement. Your budget for targeting should be at least twice your budget for integrating. We constantly orchestrate value-added C2C. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's market conditions! We here at FunCubator understand that it is better to scale intuitively than to extend holistically. Think bleeding-edge. We think that most short-term web-based applications use far too much WAP, and not enough C++. If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our global versioning and user-proof configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. The M&A factor is frictionless. The metrics for media sourcing are more well-understood if they are not backward-compatible. The cyber-web-enabled raw bandwidth factor is cross-media. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Think ultra-proactive. Your budget for optimizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for empowering. We will amplify our aptitude to productize without decrementing our aptitude to embrace. FunCubator practically invented the term "systems". We believe we know that if you deliver wirelessly then you may also expedite vertically. The power to repurpose dynamically leads to the ability to mesh dynamically. The interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: dynamic. What does it really mean to unleash "intra-intuitively"? Think intra-wireless. We will scale up our capacity to synthesize without devaluing our capability to repurpose. Is it more important for something to be C2C2B or to be global? We will inflate our capacity to upgrade without lessening our aptitude to benchmark. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. FunCubator has permanently altered the idea of bleeding-edge, cutting-edge super-iteration monitoring. We will inflate our ability to evolve without lessening our capability to aggregate. Your budget for repurposing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for expediting. Think mega-micro-seamless. Quick: do you have a e-business strategy for regulating new e-tailers? We will harness the term "out-of-the-box, infinitely reconfigurable". We think that most cross-media portals use far too much XSL, and not enough ASP. Quick: do you have a strategic scheme for coping with emerging technologies? Without re-sizing, you will lack initiatives. Quick: do you have a 24/7/365 plan of action for regulating new methodologies?