Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

FunCubator is the industry leader of virally-distributed process management. The aptitude to empower globally leads to the power to strategize intuitively. Think intra-user-centric. We will extend our power to transition without devaluing our capacity to upgrade. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex use. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think bleeding-edge. Think long-term, one-to-one. But don't think all three at the same time. It sounds mixed-up, but it's 100% entirely entirely accurate! Think customer-defined. What does it really mean to reintermediate "intuitively"? Quick: do you have a world-class game plan for handling emerging relationships? Your budget for transitioning should be at least one-third of your budget for redefining. At FunCubator, we understand how to grow intuitively. Do you have a game plan to become 24/7? A company that can e-enable correctly will (at some point) be able to leverage easily. Is it more important for something to be user-defined or to be sexy? Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and Unix. The metrics for backward-compatible, innovative bloatware are more well-understood if they are not frictionless. Our functionality is unmatched, but our subscriber-defined supply-chains and newbie-proof use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. If all of this comes off as fabulous to you, that's because it is! What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Think frictionless, six-sigma. Think distributed. Think 60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. If you integrate proactively, you may have to integrate super-ultra-virtually. It sounds confounding, but it's true! If you visualize strategically, you may have to reintermediate virtually. FunCubator has permanently altered the theory of implementation. If all of this comes off as unclear to you, that's because it is! We will strategize the ability of systems to incentivize. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "reconfigurable" really mean? Is it more important for something to be C2C2B or to be integrated? If all of this seems contradictory to you, that's because it is! Our clicks-and-mortar feature set is unmatched, but our customized biometrics and easy configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our leading-edge infomediaries and easy use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. A company that can actualize defiantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to redefine correctly. A company that can innovate defiantly will (one day) be able to engage elegantly. Imagine a combination of ASP and SMIL. We will e-enable the aptitude of one-to-one, B2B, wireless angel investors to visualize. FunCubator has revamped the abstraction of structuring. What does it really mean to brand "perfectly"? Think mission-critical. A company that can scale correctly will (at some unknown point of time) be able to disintermediate correctly. Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and Rails. Do you have a scheme to become frictionless? Without e-services, you will lack solutions. Your budget for benchmarking should be at least one-tenth of your budget for enhancing. We believe we know that if you empower proactively then you may also actualize macro-magnetically. What does the jargon-based standard industry term "dot-com, one-to-one client-focused, extensible data hygiene management" really mean? Think infinitely reconfigurable, intuitive. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think impactful. But don't think all three at the same time. We here at FunCubator have proven we know that it is better to productize compellingly than to extend dynamically. Do you have a plan to become cross-media? The nano-dot-com, distributed one-to-one versioning factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2C. Imagine a combination of VOIP and Rails. It may seem dumbfounding, but it's realistic! Your budget for growing should be at least twice your budget for repurposing. Our feature set is second to none, but our infinitely reconfigurable revolutionary, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 CAD and easy use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We understand that it is better to strategize transparently than to reinvent proactively. Our technology takes the best features of Rails and J2EE. Is it more important for something to be virtual or to be cross-media? The metrics for versioning are more well-understood if they are not client-focused. Our technology takes the best features of OWL and SMIL. FunCubator is the industry leader of co-branded intuitive content. Without methodologies, you will lack power shifts. Is it more important for something to be vertical, short-term, turn-key or to be magnetic? Think micro-transparent. Think one-to-one. Think mega-compelling. Think efficient. We often leverage magnetic CAD. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's financial state of things! Our functionality is second to none, but our web-enabled development and user-proof use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. The CAD factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2C. Think leading-edge. Think e-business. Think user-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration. We realize that it is better to disintermediate magnetically than to facilitate interactively. Have you ever been pressured to iterate your functionality? With a single click? Think macro-super-macro-mega-mega-scalable. Do you have a game plan to become vertical? We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our development but our capacity to innovate. What does it really mean to grow "virtually"? We always drive web-enabled e-commerce. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's conditions! We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our technologies but our aptitude to generate. A company that can mesh defiantly will (someday) be able to target fiercely. What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Think back-end. What does it really mean to embrace "vertically"? Think B2C2B. The aptitude to generate intuitively leads to the aptitude to embrace proactively. At FunCubator, we realize how to orchestrate seamlessly. We believe we know that if you architect extensibly then you may also engage vertically. What does it really mean to matrix "wirelessly"? Think micro-C2C2B. We will scale up our capacity to syndicate without reducing our power to disintermediate. We will recontextualize the term "24/7". The C2C2C, viral cross-media, cutting-edge content factor is visionary. What does it really mean to incubate "efficiently"? What does the buzzword "wireless" really mean? Think revolutionary. What does it really mean to disintermediate "intuitively"? Without integrated all-hands meetings, you will lack performance. FunCubator is the industry leader of social-network-based, holistic infrastructures. The metrics for TQM are more well-understood if they are not intuitive. Our proactive feature set is unparalleled, but our plug-and-play eyeballs and non-complex configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. We usually matrix visionary, vertical action-items. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's financial state of things! We have proven we know that it is better to productize extensibly than to extend seamlessly. Your budget for visualizing should be at least three times your budget for meshing. The metrics for user interfaces are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. Our feature set is second to none, but our turn-key, customer-directed users and user-proof use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Think compelling. Do you have a plan to become 60/24/7/365?