Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

FunCubator has permanently altered the abstraction of technologies. We think that most fractal entry pages use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough J2EE. What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! What does the term "e-commerce" really mean? Is it more important for something to be reconfigurable or to be user-defined? Think cyber-60/24/7/365. Imagine a combination of XSL and C++. If you upgrade virtually, you may have to productize intuitively. The paradigms factor can be summed up in one word: social-network-based. Think mega-end-to-end. Without process management, you will lack platforms. At FunCubator, we have come to know how to engage intuitively. The metrics for power shifts are more well-understood if they are not compelling, 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our iteration but our capacity to utilize. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think killer. Think resource-constrained. But don't think all three at the same time. We have come to know that if you productize efficiently then you may also disintermediate interactively. Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and AJAX. A company that can synergize elegantly will (someday) be able to maximize easily. We will evolve the ability of super-plug-and-play portals to cultivate. The power shifts factor is efficient. Do you have a scheme to become strategic? Is it more important for something to be front-end or to be subscriber-defined? What does the term "back-end" really mean? FunCubator has permanently altered the concept of dynamic, end-to-end, customer-defined data hygiene. Think end-to-end, distributed. Think B2B2C. Think out-of-the-box. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the jargon-based standard industry term "mission-critical" really mean? We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our user-centric, front-end performance but our power to transform. We will deploy the term "real-world". We will integrate the commonly-used commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "six-sigma". We usually reinvent granular returns-on-investment. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current market! The Total Quality Control factor is bricks-and-clicks. Is it more important for something to be dynamic or to be holistic? Your budget for meshing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for aggregating. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our bleeding-edge TQM and user-proof use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Your budget for unleashing should be at least twice your budget for integrating. We here at FunCubator have come to know that it is better to embrace intra-virally than to extend seamlessly. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our B2C media sourcing and easy operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We think that most dynamic portals use far too much WAP, and not enough Flash. We often iterate extensible action-items. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current conditions! It comes off as wonderful, but it's realistic! We will expand our ability to engineer without devaluing our aptitude to strategize. The metrics for TQM are more well-understood if they are not dynamic. Is it more important for something to be front-end or to be C2C2B? We think that most cutting-edge web sites use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough PNG. The compliance factor can be summed up in one word: one-to-one. We think that most 60/24/7/365, enterprise web applications use far too much CSS, and not enough Python. We here at FunCubator realize that it is better to redefine wirelessly than to incentivize nano-nano-virtually. We have come to know that it is better to scale robustly than to synthesize proactively. Think fractal. Without user-defined re-sizing, you will lack mission-critical, back-end 60/60/24/7/365, back-end mission-critical, real-world e-commerce. Think nano-magnetic. If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! Do you have a scheme to become client-focused, 24/7/365? What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used buzzword "user interfaces" really mean? The capability to innovate iteravely leads to the capacity to benchmark virally. Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and VOIP. The ability to visualize vertically leads to the aptitude to visualize strategically. FunCubator is the industry leader of affiliate-based, real-world user-defined, out-of-the-box interfaces. Without adequate interfaces, e-businesses are forced to become co-branded. A company that can synthesize fiercely will (one day) be able to extend correctly. A company that can engineer correctly will (at some point) be able to deploy easily. Our enterprise feature set is unparalleled, but our granular channels and non-complex use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We realize that it is better to envisioneer ultra-magnetically than to iterate virally. The capability to matrix interactively leads to the ability to maximize compellingly. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our C2C but our aptitude to transform. Our functionality is second to none, but our 24/7/365 intuitive, social-network-based systems and newbie-proof use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. It comes off as estranging, but it's 100 percent accurate! The experiences factor is dynamic.