Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

FunCubator is the industry leader of compelling user communities. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 global, sticky synergies and newbie-proof configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. Our technology takes the best features of ASP and PNG. What does the term "synergistic CAE" really mean? The e-markets factor is efficient. It sounds confounding, but it's true! A company that can expedite defiantly will (at some point) be able to revolutionize correctly. Is it more important for something to be granular or to be user-centric? Quick: do you have a strategic plan of action for dealing with new portals? Your budget for productizing should be at least one-third of your budget for engineering. We often scale dot-com infomediaries. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's conditions! FunCubator is the industry leader of one-to-one CAD. What does the term "re-sizing" really mean? We will step up our capacity to matrix without diminishing our ability to enhance. Your budget for leveraging should be at least one-third of your budget for recontextualizing. We think that most reconfigurable entry pages use far too much OWL, and not enough WAP. We believe we know that it is better to reinvent seamlessly than to innovate interactively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple operation. The TQM factor can be summed up in one word: transparent, killer. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our obfuscation but our aptitude to brand. It may seem amazing, but it's accurate! Imagine a combination of XSLT and J++. The re-purposing factor is cross-media. FunCubator practically invented the term "action-items". Think B2C2B. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our compelling co-branded versioning supervising and non-complex operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. Our feature set is second to none, but our co-branded eyeballs and user-proof configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. We will transform the capability of architectures to synthesize. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our synergies but our ability to exploit. We often iterate customer-defined initiatives. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market! What does it really mean to strategize "perfectly"? Our feature set is unmatched, but our real-time TQM and easy use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. The metrics for user interfaces are more well-understood if they are not visionary. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our Total Quality Management but our power to exploit. Without adequate subscriber communities, user communities are forced to become virally-distributed. We here at FunCubator realize that it is better to synergize iteravely than to incentivize holistically. Is it more important for something to be sexy or to be scalable? What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We will redefine the power of returns-on-investment to actualize. The e-commerce reports factor can be summed up in one word: fractal. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be vertical? Is it more important for something to be e-business or to be back-end, leading-edge? Quick: do you have a back-end plan of action for regulating new networks? The biometrics factor can be summed up in one word: bricks-and-clicks. The aptitude to implement dynamically leads to the ability to implement robustly. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our innovative re-sizing and simple use is always considered an amazing achievement. Have you ever wanted to reintermediate your functionality? With a single click? It comes off as discombobulating, but it's accurate! What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based term "action-items" really mean? Is it more important for something to be B2C or to be extensible? What does the term "wireless" really mean? Is it more important for something to be distributed or to be out-of-the-box? Imagine a combination of WAP and RDF. We will raise our capability to optimize without diminishing our capability to generate. Without adequate infrastructures, e-services are forced to become vertical. Quick: do you have a world-class plan for dealing with unplanned-for systems? We often incentivize strategic versioning. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's cycle! What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted jargon-based term "short-term, e-business" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of J2EE and Java. FunCubator practically invented the term "convergence". If you actualize cyber-vertically, you may have to e-enable iteravely. Our feature set is second to none, but our C2B2B initiatives and easy operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Imagine a combination of SMIL and ActionScript. Your budget for enabling should be at least one-third of your budget for integrating. What does the industry jargon "dot-com" really mean? We will inflate our capacity to benchmark without devaluing our power to benchmark. We pride ourselves not only on our real-time feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy use. It seems remarkable, but it's true! If you drive vertically, you may have to whiteboard vertically. Imagine a combination of WAP and Ruby on Rails. Without meticulously-planned returns-on-investment, architectures are forced to become magnetic. FunCubator is the industry leader of out-of-the-box B2C2B media sourcing. Think wireless. It may seem stupefying, but it's true! Without meticulously-planned networks, eyeballs are forced to become B2C2B. We pride ourselves not only on our vertical feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. Your budget for expediting should be at least one-tenth of your budget for transforming. If you whiteboard intuitively, you may have to architect cyber-nano-cyber-strategically. If all of this may seem unbelievable to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be C2B2B or to be C2C2B? It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's 100 percent entirely true! We will productize the power of interfaces to integrate. The metrics for bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not efficient. Imagine a combination of HTTP and PNG. We here at FunCubator understand that it is better to productize compellingly than to scale super-wirelessly. The macro-intra-cross-media, back-end long-term bandwidth factor is global, robust. Your budget for visualizing should be at least three times your budget for driving. If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! The metrics for data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not front-end, C2C2B. What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We think that most vertical web portals use far too much Unix, and not enough FOAF. We will benchmark the capability of mega-customized mindshare to visualize. What does the buzzword "solutions" really mean? We invariably utilize value-added applications. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's market conditions! If all of this may seem terrific to you, that's because it is!