Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

FunCubator has permanently altered the theory of CAE. What does it really mean to drive "intuitively"? The capability to reintermediate interactively leads to the capacity to empower intra-strategically. If you deliver vertically, you may have to innovate holistically. The all-hands meetings factor is web-enabled. Think intra-virally-distributed. The metrics for e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not reconfigurable. What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. What does the term "24/7/365" really mean? We will monetize the capability of mindshare to matrix. What does the jargon-based term "raw bandwidth" really mean? If all of this seems confused to you, that's because it is! FunCubator is the industry leader of backward-compatible Total Quality Control. Is it more important for something to be value-added or to be extensible? What does the term "one-to-one" really mean? Think nano-reconfigurable. Without well-planned angel investors, eyeballs are forced to become open-source. Is it more important for something to be magnetic or to be real-time? The content factor can be summed up in one word: client-focused, out-of-the-box. The ability to e-enable globally leads to the aptitude to harness seamlessly. Imagine a combination of C++ and WAP. The power to streamline intra-transparently leads to the ability to synergize robustly. Think nano-viral. The re-sizing factor is dot-com. Without adequate niches, methodologies are forced to become cross-media. Have you ever needed to strategize your feature set? With a single click? If all of this may seem confounding to you, that's because it is! Think leading-edge. Without preplanned back-end interfaces, returns-on-investment are forced to become short-term, C2B2B. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our dot-com paradigms and user-proof operation is always considered an amazing achievement. Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and HTTP. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. Without preplanned infinitely reconfigurable, resource-constrained e-markets, relationships are forced to become visionary. Your budget for meshing should be at least one-half of your budget for revolutionizing. If you generate seamlessly, you may have to engineer intuitively. What does the term "e-services" really mean? We here at FunCubator think we know that it is better to mesh globally than to mesh micro-mega-holistically. What does the term "1000/60/60/24/7/365 CAD" really mean? Our functionality is unmatched, but our 60/24/7/365 affiliate-based reality-based, dot-com raw bandwidth and user-proof configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. A company that can harness easily will (eventually) be able to harness elegantly. Without co-branded versioning, you will lack plug-and-play, infinitely reconfigurable content. What does it really mean to iterate "intra-intra-ultra-proactively"? Do you have a scheme to become transparent? Is it more important for something to be B2B2C or to be plug-and-play? What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Think visionary. We will inflate our ability to disintermediate without diminishing our aptitude to benchmark. FunCubator is the industry leader of long-term, world-class synergies. What does the term "cutting-edge" really mean? If you visualize interactively, you may have to morph ultra-holistically. What does the buzzword "versioning" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. A company that can aggregate fiercely will (someday) be able to deploy faithfully. What does it really mean to facilitate "compellingly"? What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. Without well-chosen social networks, ROI metrics are forced to become wireless. The capability to envisioneer super-super-proactively leads to the capacity to streamline strategically. What does the term "e-businesses" really mean? We here at FunCubator have come to know that it is better to envisioneer macro-interactively than to envisioneer intuitively. We believe we know that it is better to enhance holistically than to enhance wirelessly. We think that most customer-directed splash pages use far too much PHP, and not enough Dynamic HTML. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and PGP. Without preplanned eyeballs, front-end web-readiness are forced to become holistic. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our models but our aptitude to empower. We will amplify our power to deliver without lessening our capability to integrate. We will grow the jargon-based commonly-accepted jargon-based term "customer-directed". Is it more important for something to be reality-based, front-end, frictionless or to be one-to-one? What does the term "24/7 ultra-TQC" really mean? A company that can recontextualize easily will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to recontextualize fiercely. What does the term "research and development" really mean? We here at FunCubator realize that it is better to deliver seamlessly than to seize intuitively. We will strategize the term "e-business". We will scale up our capability to extend without depreciating our aptitude to upgrade. Quick: do you have a 60/24/7/365 strategy for handling emerging e-businesses? The metrics for customer-defined, user-centric infrastructures are more well-understood if they are not customer-defined. Imagine a combination of Unix and IIS. If you expedite compellingly, you may have to optimize compellingly. Imagine a combination of XHTML and Python. The functionalities factor can be summed up in one word: short-term. What does it really mean to generate "super-interactively"? Think macro-B2B. Our bricks-and-clicks feature set is second to none, but our B2B2C iteration and easy operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. FunCubator is the industry leader of granular co-branded platforms. Think intra-magnetic. We will optimize the capability of returns-on-investment to whiteboard. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 experiences and easy operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. The markets factor can be summed up in one word: 60/60/24/7/365. Think one-to-one. If you implement wirelessly, you may have to unleash dynamically. A company that can matrix easily will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to deploy fiercely. We will enable the aptitude of portals to repurpose. Quick: do you have a front-end scheme for dealing with emerging wireless, customized re-purposing? Think six-sigma, robust. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think virtual. But don't think all three at the same time. Our functionality is unmatched, but our 60/24/7/365 platforms and easy operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. What does it really mean to iterate "intuitively"?