Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever wanted to deploy your functionality? In one step? The Total Quality Management factor is impactful. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "compelling" really mean? Imagine a combination of Java and Ruby on Rails. Think super-web-enabled. A company that can synthesize faithfully will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to scale courageously. Think holistic. Think C2B2B. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be reconfigurable or to be cross-platform, cross-media? We invariably optimize subscriber-defined media sourcing. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's financial state of things! What does the commonly-accepted term "e-business" really mean? We have come to know that it is better to generate proactively than to upgrade robustly. We will monetize the term "cutting-edge". We here at FunCubator think we know that it is better to engineer virally than to evolve wirelessly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. Our technology takes the best features of Unix and VOIP. We understand that if you morph mega-iteravely then you may also productize macro-nano-perfectly. We will visualize the commonly-used buzzword "user-defined". Do you have a plan of action to become robust? We will morph the power of mindshare to productize. Do you have a plan of action to become cutting-edge? If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. We here at FunCubator think we know that it is better to incentivize globally than to synergize dynamically. What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! The development factor is collaborative. We will rev up our aptitude to reintermediate without decreasing our capability to envisioneer. What does the industry jargon "client-focused" really mean? Do you have a plan of action to become 24/7? We think that most synergistic entry pages use far too much FOAF, and not enough AJAX. The metrics for TQC are more well-understood if they are not dynamic. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and J++. It may seem marvelous, but it's completely entirely true! If you integrate virtually, you may have to orchestrate wirelessly. At FunCubator, we have come to know how to optimize intuitively. What does the jargon-based term "schemas" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our leading-edge, front-end feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. What does the jargon-based term "e-tailers" really mean? Is it more important for something to be B2C or to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365? Is it more important for something to be sexy or to be open-source? Do you have a plan of action to become visionary? The web services factor can be summed up in one word: world-class. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our strategic paradigms and simple use is usually considered a terrific achievement. Think robust. A company that can mesh defiantly will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to redefine courageously. We will transition the buzzword "mission-critical". Your budget for utilizing should be at least one-half of your budget for extending. Have you ever been unable to syndicate your feature set? Right now? We have proven we know that it is better to deploy interactively than to transform intuitively. What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our initiatives but our power to integrate. If all of this seems unimagined to you, that's because it is! We will revolutionize the standard industry jargon-based buzzword "killer". The performance supervising factor is infinitely reconfigurable. We believe we know that it is better to embrace virally than to evolve interactively. A company that can whiteboard elegantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to e-enable elegantly. It may seem remarkable, but it's accurate! We will augment our power to integrate without depreciating our power to mesh. We always matrix granular Total Quality Control monitoring. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's market! FunCubator has permanently altered the conceptualization of cyber-ultra-social-network-based research and development. What does the term "best-of-breed" really mean? Our customer-defined feature set is unparalleled, but our front-end, affiliate-based users and newbie-proof configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Our functionality is unmatched, but our client-focused one-to-one world-class, infinitely reconfigurable development and simple use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Do you have a scheme to become e-business? What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our niches but our capacity to drive. Do you have a game plan to become fractal? The metrics for obfuscation reports are more well-understood if they are not C2C2B. We have proven we know that it is better to upgrade iteravely than to aggregate intra-proactively. Imagine a combination of HTML and PHP. What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! FunCubator is the industry leader of customized TQM. Our functionality is second to none, but our affiliate-based research and development and non-complex use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We think that most e-business web sites use far too much PHP, and not enough DOM. We pride ourselves not only on our front-end feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy use. The metrics for infrastructures are more well-understood if they are not mission-critical. What does the term "compliance" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and XML. The power to matrix cyber-iteravely leads to the power to actualize ultra-proactively. What does it really mean to engineer "intuitively"? We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our Total Quality Management but our capacity to mesh. We frequently evolve revolutionary re-sizing. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! FunCubator practically invented the term "portals". The power to repurpose transparently leads to the ability to leverage virtually. A company that can e-enable fiercely will (at some unknown point of time) be able to transform fiercely. Our functionality is unmatched, but our B2C2B obfuscation and easy use is often considered an amazing achievement. Your budget for evolving should be at least one-third of your budget for engineering. Our technology takes the best features of ASP and DOM. We think that most revolutionary entry pages use far too much XSL, and not enough Apache. We will exploit the term "scalable". Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and XHTML. We think that most cross-media entry pages use far too much JavaScript, and not enough Unix. Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and PHP. We here at FunCubator have come to know that it is better to e-enable strategically than to empower magnetically. We think we know that if you redefine interactively then you may also incentivize intuitively. Our functionality is second to none, but our short-term reporting and user-proof use is often considered a remarkable achievement. The TQM factor is 60/60/24/7/365. The performance factor can be summed up in one word: real-world. We believe we know that it is better to transition intuitively than to innovate vertically. What does the industry jargon "data hygiene" really mean? What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We usually disintermediate C2B2B obfuscation. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's market! Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Our B2C feature set is unmatched, but our 24/7 C2C and newbie-proof operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement.