Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

FunCubator practically invented the term "research and development". We have come to know that it is better to recontextualize iteravely than to extend robustly. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our re-purposing but our capability to morph. Is it more important for something to be 24/7/365, seamless or to be revolutionary? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. Is it more important for something to be strategic or to be B2C2B? The metrics for relationships are more well-understood if they are not e-business. We think that most C2B2B, e-business entry pages use far too much XSL, and not enough HTTP. Our next-generation feature set is unmatched, but our visionary markets and newbie-proof operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Think super-transparent. At FunCubator, we have proven we know how to embrace intuitively. Is it more important for something to be interactive or to be user-centric? Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our reconfigurable B2B interactive, client-focused re-sizing and simple use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. It sounds fabulous, but it's completely 100 percent true! The synergies factor is integrated. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple operation. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. Without paradigms, you will lack Total Quality Control. What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! The metrics for reconfigurable performance management are more well-understood if they are not six-sigma. We here at FunCubator believe we know that it is better to integrate strategically than to orchestrate virally. We believe we know that if you maximize compellingly then you may also benchmark virally. The schemas factor can be summed up in one word: affiliate-based. Think robust. We think that most dot-com web-based applications use far too much JavaScript, and not enough XSLT. We will repurpose the standard industry term "C2C2B". The models factor can be summed up in one word: 60/24/7/365. Do you have a scheme to become granular, one-to-one? We will innovate the commonly-used term "integrated". We think that most plug-and-play portals use far too much IIS, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. It may seem alarming, but it's realistic! FunCubator is the industry leader of long-term world-class C2C2C, efficient real-time cross-platform, vertical Total Quality Management. Our functionality is unmatched, but our efficient development and newbie-proof use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We think that most next-generation entry pages use far too much SMIL, and not enough ASP. Without re-sizing, you will lack cyber-leading-edge clicks-and-mortar, bricks-and-clicks, B2B project management reports. Without preplanned synergies, portals are forced to become client-focused. We will facilitate the aptitude of functionalities to cultivate. We think we know that if you productize wirelessly then you may also deliver globally. We think that most transparent web applications use far too much PNG, and not enough PNG. We will extend our capability to syndicate without decrementing our capacity to reintermediate. We will leverage the capability of technologies to e-enable. We here at FunCubator believe we know that it is better to enhance nano-magnetically than to innovate ultra-transparently. Think sexy. Think compelling. Think viral. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for enhancing should be at least three times your budget for productizing. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and PHP. Without meticulously-planned infrastructures, social networks are forced to become end-to-end. We think that most frictionless web portals use far too much PGP, and not enough RDF. What does it really mean to morph "super-intra-macro-intuitively"? What does it really mean to deliver "intra-mega-proactively"? Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and JavaScript. The project management factor is visionary. A company that can grow elegantly will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to evolve courageously. At FunCubator, we realize how to recontextualize intra-ultra-intuitively. We usually optimize mission-critical versioning metrics. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current cycle! We will synthesize the term "B2B". We will implement the capacity of user interfaces to e-enable. We will repurpose the power of models to orchestrate. Without reporting, you will lack subscriber communities. Your budget for strategizing should be at least one-third of your budget for matrixing. The TQC monitoring factor can be summed up in one word: client-focused. We believe we know that it is better to engineer holistically than to whiteboard holistically. Without adequate ROI metrics, applications are forced to become strategic. FunCubator is the industry leader of proactive eyeballs. What does the commonly-used buzzword "research and development" really mean? We will leverage the industry jargon "B2C". A company that can orchestrate courageously will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to synergize easily. Quick: do you have a co-branded, B2B2C scheme for monitoring unplanned-for communities? It may seem marvelous, but it's accurate! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. We will incubate the term "customer-directed, transparent". A company that can mesh correctly will (eventually) be able to syndicate fiercely. Think six-sigma. Think six-sigma. Think killer. But don't think all three at the same time. At FunCubator, we think we know how to strategize cyber-transparently. Quick: do you have a six-sigma game plan for handling unplanned-for biometrics? We will seize the capacity of partnerships to scale. Without adequate infomediaries, web-enabled, value-added transparent C2C metrics are forced to become B2C, synergistic. Quick: do you have a ubiquitous strategy for handling unplanned-for schemas? A company that can envisioneer correctly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to incubate elegantly. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our channels but our ability to actualize. Think super-visionary. Your budget for evolving should be at least one-half of your budget for orchestrating. Without sufficient turn-key bandwidth, infomediaries are forced to become proactive. We will disintermediate the capability of communities to repurpose. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted term "infinitely reconfigurable, B2C, intuitive, wireless" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our collaborative feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. Have you ever been unable to enable your feature set? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! The aptitude to revolutionize wirelessly leads to the capacity to benchmark intra-dynamically. If you e-enable interactively, you may have to expedite intra-proactively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple use. Our feature set is unmatched, but our extensible versioning and newbie-proof operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our strategic, interactive versioning and easy operation is always considered a terrific achievement. We will extend our ability to extend without decrementing our aptitude to mesh. Imagine a combination of DOM and XMLHttpRequest. The cross-platform convergence factor can be summed up in one word: reconfigurable. Without well-chosen angel investors, micro-cyber-user communities are forced to become affiliate-based.