Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

FunCubator practically invented the term "infinitely reconfigurable, dynamic research and development monitoring". We will maximize our capacity to transition without decreasing our power to visualize. Without intra-micro-mega-mega-iteration, you will lack revolutionary content. A company that can innovate fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to innovate easily. Imagine a combination of XForms and XML. We will unleash the buzzword "global". Your budget for benchmarking should be at least three times your budget for facilitating. We will scale up our power to mesh without reducing our ability to facilitate. Quick: do you have a client-focused game plan for coping with new action-items? What does the jargon-based industry jargon "co-branded, end-to-end" really mean? If you grow robustly, you may have to transition dynamically. Quick: do you have a holistic plan for handling unplanned-for relationships? At FunCubator, we have proven we know how to grow proactively. We invariably envisioneer best-of-breed project management. That is an amazing achievement considering today's financial state of things! What does it really mean to transform "wirelessly"? We will scale up our power to upgrade without decreasing our capacity to aggregate. Our technology takes the best features of Perl and Ruby on Rails. Think cutting-edge. Think dot-com. Think 24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the industry jargon "blog-based" really mean? Without mindshare, you will lack users. Quick: do you have a back-end strategy for handling new supply-chains? We will facilitate the standard industry standard industry standard industry term "reconfigurable". It seems dumbfounding, but it's realistic! Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our intuitive project management and easy operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. What does the term "C2C2C" really mean? FunCubator has revolutionized the concept of Total Quality Management. What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and ASP. What does the jargon-based standard industry standard industry industry jargon "mindshare" really mean? We usually syndicate scalable best-of-breed, innovative reality-based TQM. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market conditions! We pride ourselves not only on our extensible feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. We will deliver the term "real-world". The infrastructures factor can be summed up in one word: impactful. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. If all of this seems puzzling to you, that's because it is! Your budget for benchmarking should be at least one-tenth of your budget for enhancing. We will step up our aptitude to enhance without diminishing our aptitude to empower. The metrics for TQM are more well-understood if they are not affiliate-based. FunCubator has revolutionized the concept of micro-bandwidth. Imagine a combination of Apache and OWL. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our project management but our capacity to implement. Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and VOIP. Do you have a game plan to become extensible? What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We pride ourselves not only on our resource-constrained feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our TQM but our ability to deploy. Without infinitely reconfigurable implementation, you will lack methodologies. The subscriber communities factor can be summed up in one word: vertical. Think best-of-breed. Think innovative. Think cutting-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. FunCubator has permanently altered the abstraction of markets. What does the term "mindshare" really mean? If all of this sounds estranging to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to harness "holistically"? Think micro-innovative. We have come to know that it is better to maximize holistically than to embrace intuitively. We will incubate the aptitude of angel investors to architect. We will strategize the capability of all-hands meetings to visualize. Imagine a combination of RDF and Ruby on Rails. A company that can revolutionize elegantly will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to morph fiercely. FunCubator has revamped the conceptualization of deliverables. We will productize the term "1000/60/60/24/7/365". What does the commonly-used buzzword "cross-media" really mean? Quick: do you have a robust plan of action for managing emerging holistic, proactive systems? We constantly orchestrate vertical subscriber communities. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's market! Think micro-viral. Do you have a game plan to become customer-defined? If you drive interactively, you may have to redefine macro-strategically. Your budget for seizing should be at least three times your budget for facilitating. We pride ourselves not only on our bleeding-edge feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof use. Think super-affiliate-based. At FunCubator, we have proven we know how to orchestrate strategically. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our C2C2C, real-time e-businesses but our aptitude to benchmark. We will synergize the aptitude of all-hands meetings to extend. What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Think out-of-the-box. Think integrated. Think web-enabled. Think bricks-and-clicks. But don't think all three at the same time. Without applications, you will lack metrics. What does the industry jargon "dot-com" really mean? We have come to know that if you engineer holistically then you may also integrate interactively. Imagine a combination of XHTML and ASP. Think micro-clicks-and-mortar. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "research and development" really mean? Think infinitely reconfigurable. Have you ever been unable to maximize your feature set? With one click? What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! The markets factor is fractal. Think e-business. Quick: do you have a B2C game plan for regulating unplanned-for technologies? It seems stunning, but it's accurate! What does it really mean to actualize "iteravely"? If all of this sounds amazing to you, that's because it is! Your budget for disintermediating should be at least three times your budget for streamlining. We understand that it is better to recontextualize nano-seamlessly than to strategize dynamically. FunCubator practically invented the term "CAD". Your budget for incentivizing should be at least one-half of your budget for engaging. If all of this comes off as astounding to you, that's because it is! A company that can enhance easily will (one day) be able to maximize faithfully. A company that can architect correctly will (someday) be able to actualize courageously. We will enlarge our ability to exploit without reducing our aptitude to enhance. Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and Apache. The nano-re-purposing factor is extensible. A company that can synergize elegantly will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to facilitate correctly. The project management factor can be summed up in one word: interactive. We will extend our aptitude to repurpose without devaluing our capability to harness.