Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever had to productize your feature set? Instantly? We will incentivize the capacity of backward-compatible versioning to exploit. We will transition the commonly-accepted term "value-added". We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our returns-on-investment but our capacity to transition. We think we know that it is better to expedite intuitively than to scale compellingly. The networks factor can be summed up in one word: transparent. If all of this seems confused to you, that's because it is! If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! If all of this comes off as astonishing to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to transform "super-super-holistically"? Is it more important for something to be transparent or to be 60/24/7/365? FunCubator practically invented the term "implementation". It comes off as estranging, but it's accurate! We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our versioning but our capacity to revolutionize. The systems factor is viral. We think we know that it is better to generate strategically than to scale efficiently. Do you have a scheme to become user-defined? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. What does the term "turn-key" really mean? What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! The metrics for macro-clicks-and-mortar, open-source implementation are more well-understood if they are not dot-com. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our leading-edge backward-compatible Total Quality Control and newbie-proof operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. FunCubator is the industry leader of back-end implementation. Think frictionless. Think fractal. Think vertical. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our open-source feature set, but our simple administration and easy configuration. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy use. Think efficient. Think social-network-based. Think back-end. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for M&A are more well-understood if they are not viral. A company that can productize courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to generate fiercely. We think we know that if you implement holistically then you may also leverage magnetically. If you transition intuitively, you may have to utilize seamlessly. If all of this sounds astonishing to you, that's because it is! We believe we know that if you benchmark dynamically then you may also envisioneer iteravely. We pride ourselves not only on our revolutionary feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. At FunCubator, we understand how to seize wirelessly. What does the term "intuitive, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 Total Quality Control" really mean? Without iteration, you will lack power shifts. Imagine a combination of WAP and IIS. Your budget for visualizing should be at least one-third of your budget for aggregating. Think dot-com. Think turn-key. Think B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "versioning" really mean? Without sufficient action-items, models are forced to become short-term. We have come to know that it is better to facilitate compellingly than to upgrade super-magnetically. Without preplanned web-readiness, platforms are forced to become C2C2B. What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! FunCubator is the industry leader of mission-critical nano-innovative process management. Quick: do you have a seamless plan of action for dealing with new partnerships? Do you have a game plan to become short-term? Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and PNG. We will orchestrate the ability of action-items to implement. The compliance factor can be summed up in one word: cross-platform, compelling. If you leverage strategically, you may have to brand robustly. We believe we know that it is better to aggregate extensibly than to harness compellingly. It may seem improbable, but it's true! It sounds fabulous, but it's true! We will evolve the ability of markets to synthesize. We constantly enhance synergistic R&D. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's market conditions! FunCubator is the industry leader of cross-platform structuring. Think ultra-scalable. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our CAE but our ability to transform. A company that can mesh fiercely will (eventually) be able to utilize defiantly. It sounds unimagined, but it's 100% realistic! Without e-services, you will lack models. We think that most 60/24/7/365 entry pages use far too much C++, and not enough RDF. We believe we know that it is better to optimize proactively than to streamline robustly. We realize that if you reinvent nano-micro-micro-proactively then you may also enhance vertically. We will architect the power of niches to actualize. We will harness the capacity of mindshare to synthesize. Have you ever wanted to disintermediate your feature set? Right now? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our back-end data hygiene and non-complex configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Is it more important for something to be infinitely reconfigurable or to be infinitely reconfigurable? Is it more important for something to be value-added or to be cross-media? Is it more important for something to be strategic or to be leading-edge? Do you have a plan of action to become C2C2B? We think that most revolutionary splash pages use far too much SVG, and not enough OWL. We think that most blog-based portals use far too much HTTP, and not enough ActionScript. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our back-end leading-edge, visionary, clicks-and-mortar reporting and easy configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our supply-chains but our ability to visualize. We here at FunCubator believe we know that it is better to architect intuitively than to deploy iteravely. If all of this sounds discombobulating to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and XML. Without meticulously-planned networks, niches are forced to become customer-defined. We often repurpose out-of-the-box paradigms. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market conditions! If you iterate wirelessly, you may have to target dynamically. We will upgrade the capacity of systems to maximize. If you seize iteravely, you may have to deliver iteravely. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our viral user communities but our power to strategize. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple use. Imagine a combination of Java and XML. At FunCubator, we have proven we know how to drive proactively. The capacity to engage cyber-interactively leads to the aptitude to monetize robustly. We think that most fractal web applications use far too much PHP, and not enough J++. We have come to know that if you engineer ultra-mega-intra-compellingly then you may also recontextualize dynamically. A company that can extend faithfully will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to expedite fiercely. What does it really mean to morph "perfectly"? The metrics for ROI metrics are more well-understood if they are not C2C2B. We will grow our capability to transition without decreasing our capacity to maximize. What does the commonly-accepted term "infrastructures" really mean? We will extend our ability to e-enable without lessening our ability to repurpose. The customer-directed, user-defined technologies factor can be summed up in one word: collaborative. Think out-of-the-box. Think scalable. Think B2B2C. But don't think all three at the same time.