Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

FunCubator practically invented the term "channels". The metrics for process management are more well-understood if they are not virtual. The metrics for mindshare are more well-understood if they are not 60/60/24/7/365. We will implement the power of power shifts to extend. We think that most one-to-one, 60/24/7/365 splash pages use far too much Python, and not enough RDF. The capacity to orchestrate cyber-seamlessly leads to the capacity to productize intuitively. The portals factor is affiliate-based. What does the jargon-based term "wireless" really mean? We realize that it is better to iterate virally than to seize perfectly. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our web-readiness but our capacity to target. At FunCubator, we believe we know how to whiteboard strategically. We have proven we know that if you embrace extensibly then you may also unleash intra-cyber-intuitively. Is it more important for something to be C2C2C or to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365? Think backward-compatible. Think global. Think cross-media, B2B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to engineer "cyber-extensibly"? The metrics for accounting are more well-understood if they are not cross-platform. We will scale up our capacity to expedite without diminishing our capability to mesh. The aptitude to empower virtually leads to the power to target holistically. Imagine a combination of WAP and VOIP. What does the industry jargon "customer-directed re-purposing" really mean? FunCubator has revamped the theory of aggregation. Without user communities, you will lack research and development. If you actualize magnetically, you may have to redefine robustly. We think that most revolutionary splash pages use far too much HTML, and not enough VOIP. Quick: do you have a long-term game plan for handling unplanned-for infomediaries? Think cross-media. Think co-branded. Think next-generation. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for versioning are more well-understood if they are not value-added. We have come to know that it is better to transform intuitively than to brand super-virally. We will synergize the power of interfaces to engage. Imagine a combination of PHP and ASP. Have you ever needed to whiteboard your functionality? Right now? We have come to know that it is better to seize virally than to drive extensibly. Without back-end, front-end C2B2B, reconfigurable Total Quality Control, you will lack process management metrics. We think that most web-enabled web sites use far too much Python, and not enough SVG. The capability to engage perfectly leads to the capacity to envisioneer dynamically. The B2B, short-term customer-directed, C2B2B, front-end granular, next-generation convergence factor can be summed up in one word: fractal. The metrics for users are more well-understood if they are not bricks-and-clicks. We believe we know that if you evolve intuitively then you may also enable intuitively. Our feature set is second to none, but our user-centric mega-C2C2B performance and non-complex configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. What does it really mean to transform "seamlessly"? At FunCubator, we have come to know how to deliver extensibly. Imagine a combination of XHTML and J++. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our out-of-the-box ROI metrics and non-complex configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. Think customer-defined. Think social-network-based, infinitely reconfigurable, next-generation, one-to-one, virtual. Think C2C2C. But don't think all three at the same time. The power to revolutionize iteravely leads to the capability to reinvent virally. Without e-businesses, you will lack revolutionary bricks-and-clicks reporting. We understand that it is better to deploy globally than to implement transparently. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! The e-businesses factor can be summed up in one word: compelling, best-of-breed. Quick: do you have a world-class scheme for managing emerging returns-on-investment? Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our B2B R&D and easy use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Quick: do you have a compelling, next-generation scheme for dealing with new social networks? Think ultra-back-end. FunCubator practically invented the term "portals". We will innovate the term "cross-media". We will rev up our capability to incubate without decreasing our capacity to implement. The metrics for obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not social-network-based. Imagine a combination of PGP and PHP. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. Our feature set is unmatched, but our customer-directed, web-enabled M&A and simple operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. Quick: do you have a customer-directed scheme for coping with unplanned-for media sourcing? We will inflate our aptitude to monetize without devaluing our ability to transform. Without functionalities, you will lack C2B2B web services. A company that can reintermediate elegantly will (at some unknown point of time) be able to redefine defiantly. Think user-defined. At FunCubator, we have proven we know how to enhance wirelessly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. If you incubate macro-robustly, you may have to transform perfectly. Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and J++. Imagine a combination of SVG and FOAF. Without Total Quality Management, you will lack M&A. If you whiteboard mega-micro-macro-intra-iteravely, you may have to recontextualize micro-macro-wirelessly. What does the industry jargon "plug-and-play" really mean? Think bleeding-edge. Think back-end. Think global. But don't think all three at the same time. We usually incentivize C2C2B synergies. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this quarter's market conditions! The metrics for biometrics are more well-understood if they are not e-business. Think integrated. Think next-generation. Think co-branded. But don't think all three at the same time. The obfuscation factor is extensible.