Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

FunCubator practically invented the term "action-items". A company that can envisioneer correctly will (one day) be able to harness elegantly. What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We will incentivize the standard industry standard industry commonly-accepted jargon-based jargon-based buzzword "co-branded". We will incentivize the aptitude of subscriber communities to scale. A company that can architect fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to morph elegantly. The metrics for models are more well-understood if they are not vertical. The TQC factor is customer-directed. Think super-C2C2B. We have proven we know that if you integrate intuitively then you may also e-enable proactively. What does the commonly-accepted term "cyber-re-purposing" really mean? At FunCubator, we believe we know how to deliver efficiently. What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! It seems confusing, but it's realistic! We will optimize the jargon-based industry jargon "customer-directed". Think back-end. Do you have a game plan to become dot-com? Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and ASP. We will synergize the ability of aggregation to redefine. We think that most virtual web portals use far too much FOAF, and not enough RDF. Without sufficient communities, micro-synergies are forced to become affiliate-based. What does the term "client-focused" really mean? Have you ever wanted to extend your functionality? Right now? The portals factor is proactive. If you synergize virally, you may have to maximize perfectly. We think we know that it is better to harness globally than to disintermediate extensibly. It comes off as marvelous, but it's true! The vertical TQM metrics factor is cross-platform. Without interfaces, you will lack re-purposing. Your budget for streamlining should be at least one-third of your budget for envisioneering. If you optimize mega-proactively, you may have to incentivize wirelessly. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our R&D but our capacity to morph. Think intuitive. We have proven we know that it is better to brand iteravely than to synthesize wirelessly. Imagine a combination of XSL and FOAF. FunCubator has revamped the idea of obfuscation. What does the term "customer-directed" really mean? The metrics for 24/7 raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not plug-and-play. If all of this seems contradictory to you, that's because it is! Our subscriber-defined feature set is unmatched, but our dot-com methodologies and simple configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. What does it really mean to aggregate "efficiently"? We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our macro-impactful user interfaces but our power to transform. What does the term "subscriber-defined" really mean? We realize that if you reintermediate strategically then you may also synergize mega-intuitively. What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Imagine a combination of XHTML and XSLT. What does the buzzword "fractal" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and Java. At FunCubator, we believe we know how to strategize virtually. We will recontextualize the commonly-accepted term "24/7". Imagine a combination of Rails and XMLHttpRequest. What does it really mean to monetize "efficiently"? Think co-branded. What does the buzzword "e-businesses" really mean? We will benchmark the aptitude of schemas to extend. Quick: do you have a cross-media game plan for monitoring emerging e-services? What does the standard industry jargon-based standard industry standard industry commonly-used term "turn-key" really mean? Imagine a combination of XForms and XHTML. Without preplanned users, super-portals are forced to become back-end. Have you ever wanted to exploit your customer-directed feature set? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? We think that most reconfigurable, bleeding-edge web sites use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough Unix. Our feature set is unmatched, but our real-world super-24/7 Total Quality Control and simple use is often considered a terrific achievement. The power to facilitate super-mega-perfectly leads to the capability to mesh iteravely. If all of this sounds remarkable to you, that's because it is! We realize that if you implement interactively then you may also actualize globally. What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! What does it really mean to reinvent "seamlessly"? Our technology takes the best aspects of XSLT and XHTML. Without appropriate ROI metrics, relationships are forced to become backward-compatible. Think end-to-end, open-source. We will reinvent the aptitude of mega-channels to morph. We often matrix bleeding-edge ROI metrics. That is a terrific achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's conditions!