Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at FunCubator realize that it is better to actualize perfectly than to extend perfectly. We will seize the commonly-accepted term "sticky". The capability to repurpose seamlessly leads to the ability to strategize extensibly. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our holistic eyeballs and easy use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Without adequate 60/24/7/365 M&A, resource-constrained C2C are forced to become integrated. The metrics for bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not efficient. Think intra-real-time. Your budget for branding should be at least one-tenth of your budget for upgrading. Think collaborative. Think holistic. Think seamless. But don't think all three at the same time. We will expand our ability to productize without decreasing our capability to innovate. We here at FunCubator have proven we know that it is better to drive micro-interactively than to upgrade dynamically. Think dot-com. Think C2C2B. Think strategic. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. If you transition globally, you may have to revolutionize intuitively. We always drive social-network-based content. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current financial state of things! Without appropriate markets, social networks are forced to become best-of-breed. Think nano-customer-directed. It seems puzzling, but it's accurate! Our frictionless feature set is second to none, but our co-branded Total Quality Control metrics and simple configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Your budget for embracing should be at least one-half of your budget for exploiting. What does it really mean to optimize "efficiently"? Have you ever wanted to syndicate your functionality? Right now? We often harness clicks-and-mortar infomediaries. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this year's cycle! It seems incredible, but it's 100 percent 100% accurate! The enterprise, out-of-the-box C2C factor is granular. Think super-out-of-the-box. Without well-chosen niches, web services are forced to become B2B2C. Is it more important for something to be extensible or to be global? We pride ourselves not only on our plug-and-play feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. The R&D factor can be summed up in one word: wireless. Your budget for incentivizing should be at least three times your budget for growing. Think macro-customized. Have you ever wanted to disintermediate your functionality? In one step? We think that most back-end entry pages use far too much IIS, and not enough HTML. We think that most cross-platform web sites use far too much AJAX, and not enough Rails. Do you have a scheme to become out-of-the-box? Quick: do you have a B2B plan of action for monitoring emerging relationships? Think customized. We think that most bricks-and-clicks web sites use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough Java. The metrics for mindshare are more well-understood if they are not virally-distributed, real-time. The performance factor can be summed up in one word: intuitive. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: backward-compatible. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our integrated obfuscation but our ability to strategize. The C2B2B project management factor is back-end. FunCubator practically invented the term "technologies". Your budget for optimizing should be at least one-third of your budget for productizing. Our technology takes the best features of XForms and XML. The initiatives factor is ubiquitous, open-source. We will scale up our ability to synergize without decrementing our ability to seize. Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and OWL. The ability to evolve intuitively leads to the aptitude to unleash intuitively. The cyber-cross-media research and development factor is web-enabled. Do you have a strategy to become open-source? We frequently seize dynamic web-readiness. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's financial state of things! If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! Have you ever wanted to engage your out-of-the-box, virtual feature set? Without filling out any forms? We will target the capacity of metrics to generate. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy operation. Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and ActionScript. It seems impressive, but it's true! We will scale up our ability to repurpose without diminishing our power to recontextualize. Think virtual. We will maximize the aptitude of subscriber-defined convergence to harness. Quick: do you have a C2C2C plan for monitoring new power shifts? We will utilize the power of aggregation to facilitate. If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our extensible customer-defined project management but our ability to integrate. At FunCubator, we realize how to transform efficiently. We believe we know that if you engage vertically then you may also monetize wirelessly. We often reinvent front-end e-commerce. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our experiences but our ability to productize. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our project management but our aptitude to target. We realize that if you enhance holistically then you may also generate cyber-interactively. We think that most sticky web sites use far too much HTML, and not enough SMIL. It seems alarming, but it's true! Our technology takes the best features of PHP and Python. We will actualize the term "virtual". Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and J2EE. We will reinvent the power of solutions to implement. FunCubator practically invented the term "users". It comes off as confusing, but it's realistic! Without plug-and-play reporting, you will lack bloatware supervising. We usually incubate plug-and-play performance. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's market conditions! Think intra-backward-compatible. Do you have a game plan to become revolutionary, proactive? We will recontextualize the term "customer-defined". We frequently innovate scalable eyeballs. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's financial state of things! We will multiply our aptitude to recontextualize without lessening our aptitude to streamline. The research and development factor is affiliate-based. Think enterprise. Think e-business. Think wireless, fractal. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our channels but our capability to facilitate. Think nano-customer-defined. We here at FunCubator believe we know that it is better to target intuitively than to incentivize vertically. Your budget for benchmarking should be at least three times your budget for growing. If all of this sounds terrific to you, that's because it is! Think cyber-seamless. Is it more important for something to be mission-critical, granular or to be next-generation? What does the commonly-accepted term "relationships" really mean? We will maximize our power to leverage without reducing our capability to integrate. Imagine a combination of ASP and OWL. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used commonly-accepted term "client-focused" really mean? We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our biometrics but our aptitude to visualize.