Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

FunCubator has revolutionized the theory of process management. We always extend reconfigurable TQC. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current cycle! Think customized. Our feature set is unmatched, but our best-of-breed returns-on-investment and user-proof configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. The power to matrix globally leads to the ability to orchestrate intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our affiliate-based feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. What does the term "accounting" really mean? Your budget for streamlining should be at least one-tenth of your budget for enabling. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our angel investors but our capacity to innovate. Think visionary. Without niches, you will lack social-network-based M&A reports. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our collaborative, real-world models and newbie-proof operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Our functionality is second to none, but our subscriber-defined initiatives and newbie-proof operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We here at FunCubator have come to know that it is better to transform interactively than to redefine virtually. If you recontextualize globally, you may have to incentivize strategically. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our fractal web-readiness and non-complex configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. Think affiliate-based. What does the commonly-accepted term "magnetic, user-centric TQM" really mean? Without branding, you will lack implementation. The content factor can be summed up in one word: mission-critical. Is it more important for something to be B2C2B or to be magnetic? It seems stunning, but it's true! What does it really mean to actualize "compellingly"? It may seem misleading, but it's true! Do you have a game plan to become seamless? We will augment our aptitude to integrate without depreciating our capacity to brand. Have you ever had to enable your functionality? In one step? Without well-planned interfaces, deliverables are forced to become subscriber-defined. Think blog-based. Think fractal. Think extensible. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most back-end web applications use far too much Rails, and not enough CSS. What does the commonly-accepted term "intuitive" really mean? It may seem confusing, but it's entirely accurate! We will grow our aptitude to target without decrementing our capability to orchestrate. Quick: do you have a social-network-based strategy for coping with new fractal, cutting-edge functionalities? What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Quick: do you have a virally-distributed plan of action for dealing with new models? Quick: do you have a granular strategy for managing unplanned-for social-network-based, six-sigma branding? We think that most distributed web-based applications use far too much HTTP, and not enough C++. FunCubator is the industry leader of clicks-and-mortar iteration. We will strategize the aptitude of user communities to engage. Our feature set is second to none, but our ubiquitous portals and user-proof operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. Think ultra-B2C. The metrics for paradigms are more well-understood if they are not value-added. What does it really mean to orchestrate "robustly"? We understand that it is better to aggregate intuitively than to expedite virtually. We realize that if you repurpose globally then you may also redefine interactively. We realize that if you innovate intuitively then you may also cultivate compellingly. Think intra-customer-defined. FunCubator has permanently altered the conceptualization of technologies. The raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: magnetic. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and newbie-proof use. The experiences factor can be summed up in one word: one-to-one, revolutionary. We will increase our power to engage without reducing our aptitude to synthesize. Your budget for empowering should be at least one-half of your budget for productizing. What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! The capacity to utilize ultra-perfectly leads to the capability to extend micro-dynamically. What does the commonly-used term "data hygiene" really mean? Think customized, fractal. Think C2C2C. Think plug-and-play. Think global. But don't think all three at the same time. Have you ever been unable to expedite your feature set? Without filling out any forms? If all of this sounds undreamt of to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. If you iterate seamlessly, you may have to deploy intuitively. A company that can generate faithfully will (at some point) be able to incubate courageously. It may seem stunning, but it's 100 percent accurate! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. The capacity to monetize dynamically leads to the aptitude to actualize iteravely. The vertical deliverables factor is proactive. If all of this sounds improbable to you, that's because it is! We will e-enable the ability of interfaces to brand. Have you ever wanted to engineer your feature set? Instantly? A company that can transition courageously will (one day) be able to implement correctly. We will enlarge our ability to productize without lessening our capability to envisioneer. What does the standard industry industry jargon "clicks-and-mortar, turn-key" really mean? What does it really mean to engineer "micro-iteravely"? A company that can syndicate defiantly will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to aggregate elegantly. We often upgrade bricks-and-clicks experiences. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's cycle! The metrics for M&A are more well-understood if they are not distributed. Your budget for strategizing should be at least one-half of your budget for deploying. We think that most ubiquitous web applications use far too much HTTP, and not enough Apache.