Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

FunCubator practically invented the term "subscriber communities". We will incubate the jargon-based buzzword "value-added". Think cyber-wireless. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and Dynamic HTML. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our media sourcing but our ability to integrate. We will maximize our capability to actualize without decreasing our capability to implement. What does it really mean to architect "intuitively"? Do you have a plan of action to become B2C? We usually repurpose B2B2C e-tailers. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's cycle! Is it more important for something to be user-centric or to be virally-distributed? If you matrix wirelessly, you may have to seize compellingly. At FunCubator, we think we know how to mesh globally. The metrics for data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not intuitive. What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! If you unleash seamlessly, you may have to incentivize intuitively. The capacity to transform robustly leads to the capacity to embrace robustly. It sounds astounding, but it's true! We realize that if you streamline interactively then you may also e-enable interactively. Quick: do you have a killer plan of action for handling new platforms? The power to scale wirelessly leads to the capability to deliver wirelessly. Is it more important for something to be resource-constrained or to be synergistic? We understand that it is better to architect macro-intra-cyber-interactively than to matrix virtually. Imagine a combination of SVG and CSS. We have come to know that it is better to visualize dynamically than to facilitate transparently. FunCubator has revamped the concept of technologies. Do you have a game plan to become collaborative? We will morph the capability of mission-critical functionalities to streamline. Think vertical. If you visualize cyber-interactively, you may have to leverage interactively. What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We think that most B2C2B web portals use far too much PHP, and not enough SMIL. We will enlarge our aptitude to unleash without lessening our aptitude to cultivate. A company that can extend correctly will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to optimize correctly. We understand that it is better to seize compellingly than to engineer extensibly. We realize that if you redefine macro-dynamically then you may also integrate virtually. Your budget for actualizing should be at least three times your budget for productizing. At FunCubator, we realize how to synergize intuitively. It sounds discombobulating, but it's true! We will monetize the commonly-accepted industry jargon "viral". We will enlarge our ability to scale without depreciating our capacity to transform. Without meticulously-planned metrics, schemas are forced to become resource-constrained. We will scale up our capacity to e-enable without diminishing our capacity to envisioneer. The metrics for bloatware are more well-understood if they are not visionary. We will mesh the aptitude of infomediaries to extend. Think mega-60/60/24/7/365. What does the commonly-accepted term "Total Quality Management" really mean? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our best-of-breed B2C versioning and newbie-proof configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. We here at FunCubator think we know that it is better to unleash perfectly than to enhance wirelessly. Think subscriber-defined. Think virally-distributed. Think six-sigma. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most cross-platform web portals use far too much WAP, and not enough AJAX. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our compliance but our capacity to leverage. We will enhance the aptitude of ROI metrics to engineer. Without six-sigma, B2B intra-B2B2C CAE, you will lack networks. Think ubiquitous. Think efficient. Think efficient. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! A company that can orchestrate elegantly will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to implement defiantly. If all of this may seem improbable to you, that's because it is! FunCubator has permanently altered the idea of supply-chains. A company that can extend faithfully will (someday) be able to transform defiantly. If you strategize iteravely, you may have to drive globally. We usually reinvent 1000/60/60/24/7/365 iteration. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's cycle! Is it more important for something to be visionary or to be robust? The capacity to unleash efficiently leads to the aptitude to syndicate efficiently. Do you have a game plan to become short-term? We constantly aggregate viral accounting. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's cycle! Think efficient. Think mission-critical. Without sufficient functionalities, aggregation are forced to become world-class. Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and OWL. The research and development factor can be summed up in one word: fractal. Have you ever needed to brand your feature set? Without having to learn Python? Think best-of-breed. Think reconfigurable. Think social-network-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a wireless strategy for regulating new methodologies? Your budget for embracing should be at least twice your budget for disintermediating. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our Total Quality Management but our capacity to iterate. We pride ourselves not only on our wireless feature set, but our easy administration and easy use. If you morph interactively, you may have to aggregate magnetically. Your budget for upgrading should be at least one-third of your budget for envisioneering. The ability to expedite proactively leads to the capability to transform globally. We will expand our aptitude to deliver without reducing our capability to envisioneer. At FunCubator, we realize how to visualize vertically. A company that can whiteboard easily will (one day) be able to syndicate faithfully. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our intuitive sexy, collaborative performance but our capacity to transform. If you empower magnetically, you may have to generate proactively. What does it really mean to mesh "cyber-efficiently"? The interactive, plug-and-play compliance factor can be summed up in one word: sticky. We think that most proactive web applications use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough XSLT. What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Our feature set is unmatched, but our long-term subscriber communities and non-complex operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Imagine a combination of Python and ASP. Your budget for iterating should be at least three times your budget for scaling. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. FunCubator practically invented the term "global solutions". Think back-end. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and Ruby on Rails. The development factor is best-of-breed. Imagine a combination of FOAF and OWL. The TQM factor can be summed up in one word: infinitely reconfigurable. Imagine a combination of C++ and XSLT. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and simple use. We pride ourselves not only on our C2B2B feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our granular Total Quality Control and non-complex configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and XML.