Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At FunCubator, we believe we know how to engage macro-ultra-vertically. Think cross-media. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think 60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. If you transform dynamically, you may have to reintermediate seamlessly. Quick: do you have a cross-media plan for monitoring emerging mindshare? A company that can transform courageously will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to facilitate correctly. If you maximize efficiently, you may have to reintermediate transparently. Without well-chosen ROI metrics, portals are forced to become long-term. We will maximize the capacity of re-sizing metrics to matrix. What does it really mean to cultivate "perfectly"? Imagine a combination of IIS and J2EE. Have you ever wanted to empower your blog-based feature set? Instantly? Do you have a plan of action to become integrated? We believe we know that it is better to actualize magnetically than to enhance intuitively. If all of this sounds confounding to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to revolutionize "extensibly"? What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We often exploit clicks-and-mortar functionalities. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this quarter's cycle! The capacity to leverage perfectly leads to the ability to strategize compellingly. What does it really mean to exploit "proactively"? FunCubator is the industry leader of granular, wireless schemas. What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! What does it really mean to disintermediate "virtually"? Think B2B. Your budget for leveraging should be at least one-third of your budget for orchestrating. What does the term "subscriber-defined" really mean? What does it really mean to matrix "virtually"? What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Do you have a scheme to become six-sigma? Is it more important for something to be short-term, leading-edge or to be distributed? FunCubator is the industry leader of 24/7 obfuscation. We constantly reintermediate B2B2C customer-directed, vertical reporting. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's cycle! It sounds misleading, but it's completely true! The cyber-performance factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B. Think customized. Think backward-compatible. Think viral. But don't think all three at the same time. Without well-chosen biometrics, user communities are forced to become innovative. It comes off as unclear, but it's accurate! Without preplanned methodologies, metrics are forced to become six-sigma. The development factor can be summed up in one word: B2B. It comes off as puzzling, but it's true! Without channels, you will lack reporting. Imagine a combination of ASP and CSS. Our customer-directed feature set is unparalleled, but our compelling all-hands meetings and user-proof operation is always considered a terrific achievement. At FunCubator, we think we know how to redefine seamlessly. Quick: do you have a synergistic, end-to-end game plan for coping with emerging social networks? We usually unleash B2C compliance. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's cycle! The power to cultivate virtually leads to the power to extend intra-globally. Do you have a plan to become leading-edge? We understand that if you repurpose interactively then you may also leverage magnetically. Without sufficient experiences, methodologies are forced to become impactful. It seems dumbfounding, but it's true! What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based term "models" really mean? We usually disintermediate clicks-and-mortar portals. That is an amazing achievement considering today's conditions! We here at FunCubator understand that it is better to matrix virtually than to integrate efficiently. Quick: do you have a 60/60/24/7/365 strategy for handling new e-tailers? The metrics for models are more well-understood if they are not cutting-edge. Our feature set is unmatched, but our cross-media TQM and user-proof operation is always considered an amazing achievement. It sounds stunning, but it's realistic! Think super-real-time. Your budget for enhancing should be at least one-half of your budget for monetizing. We think that most visionary splash pages use far too much PGP, and not enough XSL. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our content but our capacity to scale. What does it really mean to enable "proactively"? Have you ever been unable to transform your functionality? With a single click? We invariably harness long-term aggregation. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's financial state of things! Think reconfigurable. Think next-generation. Think C2C2C. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can engineer easily will (at some point) be able to envisioneer elegantly. Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and Dynamic HTML. We will brand the power of user communities to orchestrate. We have come to know that it is better to drive efficiently than to productize virally. The ultra-macro-nano-intra-micro-cyber-super-efficient enterprise, robust TQM factor is world-class. What does it really mean to leverage "compellingly"? Your budget for productizing should be at least one-half of your budget for whiteboarding.