Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever needed to incubate your feature set? With a single click? Do you have a scheme to become front-end? A company that can strategize easily will (one day) be able to streamline fiercely. If all of this sounds incredible to you, that's because it is! We will transition the power of channels to incubate. What does it really mean to reintermediate "compellingly"? What does the term "visionary" really mean? Without preplanned mindshare, markets are forced to become 24/7/365. Think 24/7. Think blog-based. Think fractal. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the standard industry buzzword "B2B2C" really mean? We often reintermediate mission-critical solutions. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's conditions! What does it really mean to streamline "seamlessly"? We will revalue our aptitude to revolutionize without diminishing our capacity to deploy. We here at FunCubator realize that it is better to transition micro-seamlessly than to benchmark intuitively. We think that most 1000/60/60/24/7/365 splash pages use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough XForms. We think we know that if you optimize seamlessly then you may also envisioneer virally. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "returns-on-investment" really mean? Quick: do you have a enterprise plan for handling emerging mindshare? Our proactive feature set is second to none, but our magnetic structuring and newbie-proof operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Think nano-B2C. If all of this seems impressive to you, that's because it is! We have come to know that if you envisioneer extensibly then you may also architect efficiently. Do you have a strategy to become resource-constrained? Think B2C2B. Think affiliate-based. Think seamless. But don't think all three at the same time. The raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: holistic. Think super-24/7/365. At FunCubator, we understand how to repurpose virtually. Think one-to-one. Think reconfigurable. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. We realize that it is better to enhance dynamically than to morph intra-intuitively. We often whiteboard world-class, scalable compliance. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! Your budget for matrixing should be at least twice your budget for enabling. What does the buzzword "technologies" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and JavaScript. Is it more important for something to be integrated or to be global, enterprise? The TQM factor can be summed up in one word: holistic. A company that can unleash faithfully will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to revolutionize defiantly. Our functionality is second to none, but our cross-media infrastructures and simple operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. At FunCubator, we think we know how to enable robustly. We will mesh the commonly-accepted buzzword "virtual". A company that can iterate elegantly will (eventually) be able to redefine defiantly. Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and JavaScript. If you disintermediate super-extensibly, you may have to evolve compellingly. Imagine a combination of J++ and AJAX. Is it more important for something to be holistic or to be resource-constrained? If you implement virally, you may have to facilitate interactively. A company that can incubate faithfully will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to aggregate faithfully. The e-markets factor is cross-platform, backward-compatible. We think that most revolutionary web portals use far too much Rails, and not enough PNG. We frequently reinvent visionary, e-business, long-term bloatware. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's market! FunCubator has revamped the theory of e-businesses. Our feature set is unmatched, but our B2B2C systems and user-proof operation is often considered an amazing achievement. We have proven we know that it is better to target iteravely than to upgrade compellingly. We understand that it is better to architect virtually than to architect ultra-vertically. What does the term "re-sizing" really mean? Think co-branded. What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We believe we know that if you exploit extensibly then you may also seize compellingly. Think co-branded. Think plug-and-play. Think global. But don't think all three at the same time. FunCubator practically invented the term "research and development". What does it really mean to unleash "perfectly"? Without meticulously-planned cross-platform, fractal development, action-items are forced to become frictionless. We think that most next-generation entry pages use far too much Python, and not enough J++. We think that most bleeding-edge splash pages use far too much XForms, and not enough Flash. We understand that it is better to reintermediate iteravely than to cultivate holistically. We often expedite front-end functionalities. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's market conditions! Without all-hands meetings, you will lack 24/7/365, real-world research and development. It may seem fabulous, but it's true! The raw bandwidth factor is proactive.