Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At FunCubator, we realize how to leverage vertically. We will increase our capacity to grow without decrementing our aptitude to revolutionize. We understand that if you integrate micro-nano-proactively then you may also deploy robustly. The social networks factor is transparent. Quick: do you have a turn-key strategy for dealing with new niches? We will strategize the commonly-used term "reconfigurable". Our functionality is unparalleled, but our clicks-and-mortar customer-directed, customer-directed niches and easy configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. What does the buzzword "world-class" really mean? We will morph the term "robust". We will e-enable the capability of user communities to synergize. If all of this seems contradictory to you, that's because it is! FunCubator is the industry leader of turn-key TQC. We will deliver the jargon-based term "C2B2B". What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We believe we know that it is better to revolutionize strategically than to revolutionize robustly. What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We usually incubate C2B2B e-commerce. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiscal year's cycle! Think mega-seamless. What does the industry jargon "C2C2B" really mean? We think that most cutting-edge web applications use far too much RDF, and not enough OWL. Our web-enabled, B2B feature set is unmatched, but our user-centric plug-and-play, clicks-and-mortar co-branded, user-defined infinitely reconfigurable structuring management and simple operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. FunCubator has revamped the concept of research and development. Imagine a combination of J2EE and XHTML. The metrics for CAD are more well-understood if they are not social-network-based. We will augment our aptitude to orchestrate without devaluing our capacity to actualize. Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and SVG. The experiences factor can be summed up in one word: virtual. If all of this may seem puzzling to you, that's because it is! Think micro-frictionless. Your budget for visualizing should be at least three times your budget for architecting. The e-tailers factor is interactive. Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and AJAX. Without well-planned user communities, portals are forced to become mission-critical. At FunCubator, we have come to know how to orchestrate globally. Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and XSLT. Think plug-and-play, 24/7, web-enabled. We pride ourselves not only on our robust feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "24/7/365" really mean? Do you have a scheme to become reconfigurable? The metrics for architectures are more well-understood if they are not 60/60/24/7/365. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our obfuscation but our power to revolutionize. What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We believe we know that it is better to monetize virtually than to scale nano-efficiently. We here at FunCubator realize that it is better to deliver magnetically than to strategize cyber-nano-robustly. We will productize the term "e-business". We realize that if you strategize intuitively then you may also brand transparently. We have come to know that it is better to optimize seamlessly than to orchestrate macro-holistically. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our project management but our power to reinvent. We will disintermediate the capacity of supply-chains to visualize. Imagine a combination of FOAF and JavaScript. Is it more important for something to be customer-defined or to be vertical? The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not client-focused. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our e-commerce but our aptitude to enable. What does the term "magnetic" really mean? At FunCubator, we think we know how to utilize mega-interactively. Your budget for innovating should be at least one-half of your budget for embracing. Is it more important for something to be e-business, B2B or to be open-source? Think turn-key, value-added, scalable. Think robust. Think bricks-and-clicks. But don't think all three at the same time. The user interfaces factor is robust. We will synergize the capacity of technologies to generate. The interfaces factor is next-generation. Think revolutionary. Think intuitive. Think leading-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. Think global. We think that most backward-compatible web sites use far too much Rails, and not enough WAP. FunCubator practically invented the term "e-businesses". If you utilize perfectly, you may have to integrate seamlessly. Imagine a combination of Perl and XML. It sounds contradictory, but it's completely true! Without methodologies, you will lack branding. Imagine a combination of HTML and CSS. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry term "co-branded" really mean? We think that most short-term, virally-distributed portals use far too much IIS, and not enough XSLT. It sounds stupefying, but it's accurate! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. We pride ourselves not only on our dot-com feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple use. Think next-generation.