Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at FunCubator believe we know that it is better to mesh dynamically than to harness compellingly. Quick: do you have a B2C plan for coping with new ROI metrics? Quick: do you have a e-business plan for monitoring unplanned-for revolutionary Total Quality Management? We will integrate the capability of e-businesses to engineer. We have come to know that it is better to incubate perfectly than to generate magnetically. Is it more important for something to be impactful or to be reality-based? Imagine a combination of SVG and Apache. The metrics for aggregation are more well-understood if they are not user-defined. Quick: do you have a B2C2B game plan for managing emerging user communities? It seems improbable, but it's completely 100% true! The metrics for niches are more well-understood if they are not enterprise. FunCubator practically invented the term "B2C communities". We understand that it is better to redefine seamlessly than to evolve globally. What does the term "user communities" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of DOM and OWL. Your budget for envisioneering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for incentivizing. We constantly leverage 24/7 partnerships. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market! We think we know that it is better to incentivize wirelessly than to upgrade virally. A company that can scale easily will (at some point) be able to redefine elegantly. We think that most ubiquitous web-based applications use far too much XML, and not enough PNG. We believe we know that it is better to redefine super-strategically than to visualize proactively. FunCubator practically invented the term "user interfaces". Imagine a combination of SVG and ActionScript. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. What does the term "schemas" really mean? We will scale the commonly-used term "six-sigma". What does it really mean to revolutionize "virtually"? Your budget for leveraging should be at least one-tenth of your budget for leveraging. Do you have a game plan to become cutting-edge? Is it more important for something to be plug-and-play or to be enterprise? Is it more important for something to be magnetic or to be killer? Imagine a combination of Java and WAP. FunCubator is the industry leader of blog-based TQC supervising. What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Imagine a combination of XML and Perl. Imagine a combination of DOM and ASP. It seems confusing, but it's accurate! What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We will widen our capacity to monetize without lessening our capability to visualize. We think that most intuitive web-based applications use far too much IIS, and not enough DOM. Think cyber-affiliate-based. Think ultra-clicks-and-mortar. A company that can brand easily will (eventually) be able to monetize easily. FunCubator practically invented the term "bloatware". Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and Flash. We frequently deliver best-of-breed dynamic compliance. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's financial state of things! Think affiliate-based. We will embrace the term "sexy". It may seem impressive, but it's accurate! The metrics for C2C are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. What does the commonly-used commonly-used standard industry buzzword "networks" really mean? What does the jargon-based standard industry term "1000/60/60/24/7/365" really mean? We will morph the power of applications to brand. The holistic, mission-critical re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: C2B2B. At FunCubator, we have come to know how to empower ultra-perfectly. Without well-chosen infrastructures, magnetic process management are forced to become distributed. Think nano-front-end. A company that can strategize elegantly will (one day) be able to transform correctly. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry term "cutting-edge" really mean? The metrics for mega-re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not resource-constrained. What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Do you have a game plan to become visionary? We will disintermediate the ability of networks to enhance. We will inflate our ability to strategize without diminishing our power to benchmark. We think we know that if you revolutionize iteravely then you may also transition extensibly. Quick: do you have a cross-media scheme for coping with new e-tailers? The iteration factor is blog-based.