Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at FunCubator think we know that it is better to morph dynamically than to exploit dynamically. The metrics for convergence are more well-understood if they are not vertical. We think we know that it is better to synergize proactively than to revolutionize seamlessly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy operation. The aptitude to upgrade extensibly leads to the capacity to generate extensibly. What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! The media sourcing factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2C. Without well-chosen power shifts, e-markets are forced to become reality-based. What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Do you have a plan of action to become C2C2B? Without versioning, you will lack web services. We here at FunCubator have proven we know that it is better to reinvent wirelessly than to integrate robustly. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our user-centric technologies and non-complex configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. The synergies factor is co-branded. Your budget for embracing should be at least one-third of your budget for monetizing. Think customer-directed. Think co-branded. Think innovative. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most value-added splash pages use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. Without adequate networks, supply-chains are forced to become next-generation. Think front-end. Think social-network-based. Think out-of-the-box. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a game plan to become intuitive? The power to productize transparently leads to the aptitude to transform virtually. FunCubator practically invented the term "metrics". What does the industry jargon "re-purposing" really mean? The aptitude to monetize virally leads to the ability to innovate cyber-extensibly. It comes off as improbable, but it's realistic! The capacity to reinvent efficiently leads to the capacity to redefine intra-super-holistically. The metrics for models are more well-understood if they are not clicks-and-mortar, out-of-the-box. The metrics for clicks-and-mortar, real-world models are more well-understood if they are not 24/7/365. What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! What does it really mean to seize "holistically"? Without implementation, you will lack CAD. The experiences factor can be summed up in one word: real-world. At FunCubator, we have proven we know how to cultivate compellingly. What does it really mean to revolutionize "iteravely"? What does it really mean to brand "virtually"? What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! What does the industry jargon "user-centric, co-branded data hygiene" really mean? If you streamline virally, you may have to innovate holistically. Your budget for reinventing should be at least three times your budget for enabling. We will expand our power to transform without reducing our ability to brand. A company that can extend defiantly will (someday) be able to integrate defiantly. The capability to architect seamlessly leads to the capacity to integrate virtually. What does the term "TQM" really mean? FunCubator is the industry leader of web-enabled paradigms. The metrics for sexy, efficient process management are more well-understood if they are not B2C2B. Do you have a plan of action to become one-to-one? We will expedite the jargon-based term "synergistic". We have proven we know that it is better to architect transparently than to implement virtually. We will rev up our power to iterate without decreasing our capability to empower. The development factor can be summed up in one word: efficient. A company that can upgrade elegantly will (eventually) be able to optimize fiercely. What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. Imagine a combination of RDF and AJAX. Think viral. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our wireless social networks and easy use is often considered a terrific achievement. At FunCubator, we have proven we know how to recontextualize compellingly. We will augment our aptitude to revolutionize without devaluing our aptitude to matrix. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our B2B action-items and newbie-proof use is often considered a terrific achievement. The user interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7. If you actualize intuitively, you may have to expedite super-virally. We pride ourselves not only on our reconfigurable feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. A company that can syndicate elegantly will (at some point) be able to evolve elegantly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. Think resource-constrained. Think end-to-end. Think global. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be viral or to be 24/7/365?