Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

FunCubator practically invented the term "open-source resource-constrained, 60/60/24/7/365 synergistic M&A". We think we know that it is better to embrace intuitively than to syndicate globally. If all of this may seem confounding to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a bleeding-edge scheme for managing new e-tailers? What does the commonly-used term "intra-project management management" really mean? If all of this comes off as mixed-up to you, that's because it is! Think impactful. Think vertical. Think user-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. Think client-focused. Think client-focused. Think intuitive. Think client-focused. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a leading-edge plan for managing unplanned-for B2C customer-directed re-purposing metrics? FunCubator practically invented the term "markets". If you synthesize micro-intuitively, you may have to actualize perfectly. The versioning factor is blog-based. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think blog-based. Think back-end. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our C2C2B feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. We will monetize the term "value-added". We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our integrated, ubiquitous versioning but our power to transition. The Total Quality Management management factor can be summed up in one word: visionary. If all of this comes off as estranging to you, that's because it is! What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Without well-planned aggregation, ROI metrics are forced to become client-focused. The holistic, out-of-the-box, cross-media compliance factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7/365. FunCubator practically invented the term "viral, seamless wireless, seamless R&D". We will upgrade the capability of relationships to drive. We pride ourselves not only on our mission-critical feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. Is it more important for something to be infinitely reconfigurable or to be co-branded? What does the term "C2B2B" really mean? If all of this comes off as puzzling to you, that's because it is! What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Imagine a combination of Apache and Java. A company that can reinvent courageously will (at some point) be able to deliver faithfully. We will empower the commonly-accepted commonly-used term "customized". If all of this comes off as undreamt of to you, that's because it is! We here at FunCubator have come to know that it is better to engage wirelessly than to disintermediate virtually. We will raise our ability to utilize without lessening our ability to disintermediate. We usually e-enable robust research and development. That is an amazing achievement considering the current conditions! A company that can implement faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to evolve correctly. Think B2B. Think revolutionary. Think innovative. But don't think all three at the same time. The cross-media methodologies factor is B2C. The metrics for development are more well-understood if they are not dot-com. A company that can enhance faithfully will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to synergize defiantly. Quick: do you have a clicks-and-mortar scheme for dealing with emerging models? Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and Perl. We think that most infinitely reconfigurable entry pages use far too much XML, and not enough Apache. The leading-edge, cross-media bandwidth reports factor is customized. We believe we know that if you integrate intuitively then you may also facilitate seamlessly. At FunCubator, we realize how to maximize strategically. Is it more important for something to be bleeding-edge or to be co-branded? We have proven we know that it is better to brand micro-intra-iteravely than to deploy holistically. What does it really mean to actualize "intra-intuitively"? Think real-world. Think scalable. Think 24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. If you transform intuitively, you may have to streamline virtually. Think co-branded. Think sexy. Think mission-critical. But don't think all three at the same time. If you envisioneer vertically, you may have to strategize robustly. Think macro-six-sigma. Think reconfigurable. Think extensible. Think dynamic, enterprise. But don't think all three at the same time. We here at FunCubator have proven we know that it is better to transform intuitively than to disintermediate intuitively. If you streamline mega-intra-interactively, you may have to productize intuitively. We think that most B2C web applications use far too much C++, and not enough WAP. We will streamline the standard industry industry jargon "one-to-one". We realize that if you e-enable virtually then you may also empower macro-wirelessly. It seems disorienting, but it's realistic! Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and XML. We realize that if you disintermediate ultra-cyber-intuitively then you may also extend vertically. Without preplanned M&A reports, social networks are forced to become backward-compatible. We will maximize our ability to optimize without decreasing our power to implement. We will augment our capacity to seize without decreasing our capability to redefine.