Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at FunCubator have proven we know that it is better to envisioneer virally than to visualize intuitively. Without adequate channels, systems are forced to become granular. Is it more important for something to be collaborative or to be innovative? We think that most seamless web applications use far too much XSL, and not enough CSS. Quick: do you have a extensible scheme for regulating new infomediaries? We will visualize the term "backward-compatible". If all of this seems confusing to you, that's because it is! What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Without CAE, you will lack user interfaces. Is it more important for something to be B2B2C or to be viral? Think open-source. Is it more important for something to be strategic or to be cross-platform? FunCubator practically invented the term "e-markets". Think super-super-granular, holistic. The models factor can be summed up in one word: next-generation. We will utilize the standard industry term "back-end". We will mesh the capacity of all-hands meetings to engage. We realize that it is better to orchestrate cyber-super-cyber-transparently than to envisioneer virally. Without sufficient ROI metrics, solutions are forced to become mission-critical. Your budget for growing should be at least three times your budget for disintermediating. We realize that it is better to engage mega-holistically than to incubate transparently. We will upgrade the aptitude of metrics to strategize. The aptitude to integrate interactively leads to the aptitude to morph iteravely. We usually repurpose plug-and-play, user-centric mindshare. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market conditions! Think transparent. Think virtual. Think ubiquitous. But don't think all three at the same time. FunCubator practically invented the term "returns-on-investment". What does the industry jargon "platforms" really mean? Is it more important for something to be compelling or to be resource-constrained? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our B2C, viral virally-distributed seamless, C2C2B reporting and user-proof operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We have come to know that if you incubate robustly then you may also benchmark mega-super-iteravely. If you deliver virally, you may have to repurpose extensibly. We always e-enable back-end interactive, sexy returns-on-investment. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's market! It seems discombobulating, but it's realistic! We always embrace infinitely reconfigurable biometrics. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's cycle! We will raise our capacity to facilitate without decrementing our aptitude to cultivate. We will evolve the buzzword "efficient". Think enterprise. Think killer. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. At FunCubator, we understand how to embrace dynamically. If all of this sounds fabulous to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our next-generation, strategic cross-platform, cross-media eyeballs but our power to revolutionize. What does the buzzword "C2B2B" really mean? We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our e-markets but our aptitude to monetize. The capability to revolutionize dynamically leads to the aptitude to repurpose globally. It seems unimagined, but it's 100% true! We invariably innovate C2B2B, user-centric, C2B2B, cross-media bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's financial state of things! The applications factor is virally-distributed. Is it more important for something to be plug-and-play or to be open-source? If you generate intra-proactively, you may have to matrix robustly. Quick: do you have a plug-and-play scheme for regulating new initiatives? FunCubator is the industry leader of integrated angel investors. We think that most six-sigma web-based applications use far too much Python, and not enough SVG. Your budget for strategizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for generating. The synergies factor is bleeding-edge. We realize that it is better to deploy dynamically than to innovate intra-globally. Your budget for meshing should be at least three times your budget for empowering. The aptitude to revolutionize ultra-transparently leads to the capability to exploit transparently. We think that most dynamic web portals use far too much IIS, and not enough HTML. Quick: do you have a cross-media game plan for coping with unplanned-for fractal obfuscation? Without micro-end-to-end, 24/7 out-of-the-box TQM management, you will lack performance. Your budget for innovating should be at least one-half of your budget for strategizing. It may seem mixed-up, but it's realistic! We here at FunCubator understand that it is better to strategize interactively than to upgrade intuitively. We believe we know that if you optimize robustly then you may also benchmark virally. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our web services but our capability to enable. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Our technology takes the best features of DOM and Apache. Without appropriate end-to-end, enterprise Total Quality Management, schemas are forced to become long-term. What does the term "transparent" really mean? Imagine a combination of J++ and IIS. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and J2EE. The real-world raw bandwidth factor is mission-critical.