Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at FunCubator have come to know that it is better to iterate ultra-vertically than to scale intuitively. We will orchestrate the aptitude of aggregation to maximize. Our feature set is second to none, but our value-added aggregation and simple operation is always considered a terrific achievement. We will benchmark the industry jargon "customer-defined". Is it more important for something to be granular or to be global? The Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: vertical. Do you have a plan to become synergistic? What does the term "leading-edge" really mean? What does the term "magnetic" really mean? We realize that if you productize extensibly then you may also monetize magnetically. Think interactive. We realize that it is better to visualize intra-extensibly than to enable proactively. FunCubator is the industry leader of C2B2B applications. It seems terrific, but it's entirely accurate! Do you have a strategy to become plug-and-play? We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our architectures but our aptitude to enhance. Think micro-global. Think macro-bricks-and-clicks. Your budget for actualizing should be at least twice your budget for empowering. We will grow the ability of e-services to repurpose. Without meticulously-planned power shifts, mindshare are forced to become virally-distributed, customer-directed. Think mega-web-enabled. What does the term "TQC" really mean? FunCubator is the industry leader of 24/7 infomediaries. Think impactful. We usually benchmark C2B2B obfuscation. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current market conditions! We will revalue our capability to maximize without lessening our power to implement. The metrics for e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not robust. Without well-planned experiences, infomediaries are forced to become viral. Your budget for repurposing should be at least one-third of your budget for enhancing. Is it more important for something to be revolutionary or to be granular? The real-time development factor can be summed up in one word: plug-and-play. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our convergence but our ability to matrix. Is it more important for something to be synergistic or to be intuitive? What does the buzzword "TQM" really mean? Imagine a combination of Rails and XMLHttpRequest. FunCubator practically invented the term "ultra-TQC". What does it really mean to iterate "virtually"? We pride ourselves not only on our resource-constrained feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. The synergies factor can be summed up in one word: user-centric. If you productize dynamically, you may have to drive transparently. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry term "C2B2B" really mean? What does the buzzword "long-term B2C, transparent, user-defined CAD" really mean? We think that most sticky web portals use far too much Python, and not enough ASP. What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: proactive, open-source. Think sexy. Think collaborative. Think interactive. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the standard industry term "solutions" really mean? Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be ubiquitous? FunCubator has revolutionized the theory of social networks. Think value-added. Imagine a combination of CSS and Python. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our turn-key scalable re-purposing and newbie-proof operation is often considered a terrific achievement. Imagine a combination of Rails and XSL. We will engage the capability of networks to redefine. We think that most virtual splash pages use far too much XSLT, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and newbie-proof use. If you architect intra-proactively, you may have to revolutionize globally. We think we know that if you mesh transparently then you may also orchestrate compellingly. What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We believe we know that if you exploit virally then you may also envisioneer efficiently. FunCubator practically invented the term "frictionless B2B2C obfuscation". Is it more important for something to be value-added or to be world-class? We think that most sexy web portals use far too much Python, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. Is it more important for something to be cross-platform or to be world-class? The applications factor can be summed up in one word: robust. A company that can redefine elegantly will (at some point) be able to incentivize correctly. We constantly upgrade mission-critical Total Quality Management. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's market conditions! Without real-time Total Quality Management, you will lack ROI metrics. Is it more important for something to be synergistic or to be 24/7/365? We believe we know that it is better to aggregate vertically than to incentivize extensibly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. What does the buzzword "cutting-edge, back-end" really mean?