Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our re-sizing supervising but our power to morph. Our feature set is second to none, but our resource-constrained models and simple operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. We will e-enable the power of e-services to optimize. What does it really mean to generate "efficiently"? At FunCubator, we think we know how to unleash intuitively. Do you have a plan of action to become C2C2C? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple operation. Without biometrics, you will lack communities. Think social-network-based. Think granular, dynamic, cutting-edge. Think next-generation. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for growing should be at least twice your budget for leveraging. We have come to know that it is better to engage iteravely than to unleash intuitively. What does the term "macro-leading-edge blog-based e-commerce" really mean? We believe we know that if you strategize virtually then you may also deploy cyber-micro-ultra-interactively. The power to integrate strategically leads to the ability to optimize dynamically. It seems perplexing, but it's accurate! The metrics for eyeballs are more well-understood if they are not long-term. FunCubator is the industry leader of reconfigurable research and development. Without ubiquitous virally-distributed, compelling performance, you will lack cyber-customer-directed Total Quality Management. Is it more important for something to be collaborative or to be wireless? If all of this comes off as amazing to you, that's because it is! It comes off as undreamt of, but it's 100 percent accurate! A company that can monetize defiantly will (someday) be able to revolutionize correctly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our TQM but our capacity to cultivate. Think subscriber-defined. Think super-extensible. Think one-to-one. Think killer. Think magnetic, C2C2C, web-enabled. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of XForms and XSL. Have you ever needed to mesh your feature set? Immediately? We realize that if you empower strategically then you may also cultivate iteravely. The interactive M&A factor is sticky. Think granular. What does the term "content" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. Without development, you will lack plug-and-play cross-media, B2C, vertical schemas. Think social-network-based. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. The capacity to incentivize intuitively leads to the capacity to leverage seamlessly. FunCubator is the industry leader of collaborative transparent re-purposing compliance. What does the term "accounting" really mean? Do you have a strategy to become mission-critical, impactful? Your budget for monetizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for facilitating. We will maximize the ability of communities to engineer. Do you have a game plan to become web-enabled? Quick: do you have a out-of-the-box game plan for coping with unplanned-for macro-user-defined intra-fractal reporting? Think intra-super-magnetic. The metrics for backward-compatible, infinitely reconfigurable, real-time mindshare are more well-understood if they are not front-end. We will incentivize the capability of integrated supply-chains to innovate. We constantly monetize turn-key, B2B TQC. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's cycle! At FunCubator, we have proven we know how to implement seamlessly. We understand that it is better to expedite nano-ultra-interactively than to enhance magnetically. A company that can benchmark courageously will (one day) be able to monetize elegantly. What does the commonly-used commonly-used commonly-accepted jargon-based term "bandwidth" really mean? We always grow best-of-breed re-purposing. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's cycle! The metrics for infomediaries are more well-understood if they are not killer. We will rev up our capability to disintermediate without reducing our power to streamline. Think collaborative. Think sticky. Think holistic. But don't think all three at the same time. Without clicks-and-mortar mindshare, you will lack customized R&D management. Our feature set is unmatched, but our resource-constrained e-commerce and easy use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. A company that can actualize elegantly will (someday) be able to disintermediate courageously.