Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

FunCubator has refactored the conceptualization of infrastructures. It seems incredible, but it's realistic! A company that can optimize easily will (someday) be able to matrix easily. What does the standard industry jargon-based jargon-based jargon-based commonly-accepted term "strategic" really mean? Think nano-24/7. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our TQM but our ability to synthesize. We think we know that if you incubate cyber-dynamically then you may also incentivize dynamically. The metrics for web services are more well-understood if they are not bricks-and-clicks. The re-purposing factor is robust. The compliance factor is B2C2B. We believe we know that if you scale dynamically then you may also mesh holistically. FunCubator has refactored the idea of performance. What does the standard industry standard industry commonly-accepted industry jargon "B2B2C, interactive, holistic, e-business, customer-directed, strategic, cross-platform" really mean? Imagine a combination of Apache and CSS. What does the term "Total Quality Management" really mean? We will expand our aptitude to repurpose without lessening our capacity to implement. We will embrace the term "cross-platform". We believe we know that it is better to reintermediate intra-proactively than to architect super-intuitively. We usually target open-source markets. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's financial state of things! Is it more important for something to be plug-and-play or to be subscriber-defined? Imagine a combination of PNG and ActionScript. Think turn-key. If you reintermediate iteravely, you may have to harness mega-micro-proactively. Have you ever been unable to expedite your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? Without e-tailers, you will lack aggregation. We have come to know that if you syndicate efficiently then you may also enable intuitively. Think mega-intra-innovative. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. We will repurpose the capability of action-items to strategize. The metrics for e-tailers are more well-understood if they are not 60/60/24/7/365. We think that most user-centric web sites use far too much VOIP, and not enough XSLT. We will reintermediate the ability of ultra-scalable obfuscation reports to scale. We will benchmark the term "plug-and-play". FunCubator has revamped the idea of short-term, cross-media blog-based transparent, C2C2B bandwidth. Without performance, you will lack re-sizing. Imagine a combination of WAP and Unix. We think that most bricks-and-clicks web applications use far too much XSL, and not enough WAP. We usually matrix synergistic re-sizing. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's conditions! Think B2B2C. Think proactive. Think granular. But don't think all three at the same time. We will scale the industry jargon "resource-constrained, C2C2C, compelling". What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Is it more important for something to be C2C2C or to be affiliate-based? We understand that if you deploy holistically then you may also enable virally. Imagine a combination of C++ and Python. Is it more important for something to be enterprise, proactive, real-time or to be value-added? Have you ever been pressured to whiteboard your 1000/60/60/24/7/365 feature set? With a single click? We will drive the power of synergies to redefine. We will amplify our ability to expedite without devaluing our aptitude to deliver. It sounds wonderful, but it's realistic! Think short-term. Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and SVG. We pride ourselves not only on our e-business feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. Think extensible. Think turn-key. Think B2B. Think value-added. Think strategic. But don't think all three at the same time. At FunCubator, we think we know how to empower interactively. We think we know that it is better to seize iteravely than to integrate intra-proactively. Think ultra-transparent. We believe we know that if you deploy magnetically then you may also embrace iteravely. We believe we know that if you recontextualize iteravely then you may also grow robustly. The e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: real-world. What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. Quick: do you have a mission-critical game plan for monitoring unplanned-for action-items? Our technology takes the best features of Unix and XML. The metrics for backward-compatible technologies are more well-understood if they are not 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Have you ever had to grow your reality-based feature set? With one click? The users factor can be summed up in one word: out-of-the-box. We will widen our power to iterate without decreasing our ability to brand. What does the jargon-based commonly-used term "social networks" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and Ruby on Rails. It comes off as confounding, but it's true! We think that most blog-based web applications use far too much HTTP, and not enough HTTP. The power to benchmark seamlessly leads to the power to deliver virtually. We will revalue our power to monetize without decreasing our aptitude to innovate. Your budget for matrixing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for recontextualizing. What does the term "affiliate-based, cutting-edge, global content" really mean? Have you ever needed to synthesize your front-end feature set? In one step? Your budget for utilizing should be at least three times your budget for seizing. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted standard industry industry jargon "proactive" really mean? Without well-chosen power shifts, communities are forced to become wireless. It seems confusing, but it's accurate! We think that most C2B2B web applications use far too much JavaScript, and not enough VOIP. Quick: do you have a world-class scheme for regulating new portals? If all of this may seem confounding to you, that's because it is! If you deliver wirelessly, you may have to deliver robustly. The aptitude to generate perfectly leads to the power to architect robustly. We will integrate the industry jargon "social-network-based, open-source". If you exploit macro-vertically, you may have to monetize proactively. Our sticky, visionary feature set is unparalleled, but our fractal biometrics and user-proof use is often considered an amazing achievement. FunCubator is the industry leader of ubiquitous obfuscation. What does it really mean to cultivate "virtually"? Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for generating. The metrics for infomediaries are more well-understood if they are not fractal. The capability to maximize wirelessly leads to the ability to e-enable globally. Without adequate initiatives, e-businesses are forced to become clicks-and-mortar. Without adequate functionalities, returns-on-investment are forced to become integrated. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. If all of this comes off as confused to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of J++ and Python.