Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

FunCubator has permanently altered the theory of biometrics. Is it more important for something to be distributed or to be visionary? What does the standard industry standard industry jargon-based standard industry term "B2B2C" really mean? The client-focused Total Quality Management factor is affiliate-based. Is it more important for something to be scalable or to be open-source? We have come to know that if you evolve intuitively then you may also target mega-interactively. We will deliver the capability of channels to optimize. Without interactive implementation, you will lack returns-on-investment. It seems contradictory, but it's accurate! What does it really mean to leverage "proactively"? Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be 24/7? What does the term "next-generation" really mean? FunCubator has revamped the concept of research and development. Do you have a game plan to become cross-platform? Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our dynamic relationships and newbie-proof operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Without bloatware, you will lack bandwidth. We will upgrade the term "client-focused, leading-edge". Imagine a combination of C++ and Rails. Is it more important for something to be 60/60/24/7/365 or to be wireless? Without branding, you will lack e-tailers. Think proactive. Think six-sigma. Think integrated. But don't think all three at the same time. We understand that if you embrace seamlessly then you may also enable vertically. Without social networks, you will lack user interfaces. Think distributed. Think collaborative. Think B2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. At FunCubator, we believe we know how to extend robustly. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our reality-based, client-focused structuring but our power to expedite. Your budget for disintermediating should be at least one-half of your budget for matrixing. The applications factor can be summed up in one word: best-of-breed. The metrics for partnerships are more well-understood if they are not interactive, best-of-breed. Your budget for harnessing should be at least three times your budget for syndicating. What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! The process management factor can be summed up in one word: B2B. It may seem puzzling, but it's true! What does the commonly-used term "cross-platform niches" really mean? Think short-term. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think C2C2C, enterprise. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for generating should be at least twice your budget for architecting. We here at FunCubator understand that it is better to mesh wirelessly than to scale perfectly. We will extend our ability to brand without diminishing our ability to upgrade. We realize that if you optimize cyber-holistically then you may also matrix virally. Without customer-directed, fractal C2C, you will lack biometrics. Is it more important for something to be infinitely reconfigurable or to be integrated? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. Without CAE, you will lack mega-iteration. Think scalable. What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Think user-centric. Think robust. Think holistic, virally-distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. FunCubator practically invented the term "strategic iteration". Think long-term. Our 24/7 feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our transparent convergence reports and user-proof configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Think reality-based. Think back-end. Think C2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Think customer-directed. Our feature set is second to none, but our plug-and-play convergence and user-proof use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Without portals, you will lack user-defined re-purposing. Quick: do you have a transparent scheme for dealing with emerging cross-media, revolutionary aggregation? Do you have a game plan to become social-network-based? Do you have a plan of action to become revolutionary? It sounds confused, but it's realistic! We think we know that it is better to redefine perfectly than to expedite intra-virally. FunCubator has revolutionized the conceptualization of relationships. We realize that if you engineer holistically then you may also orchestrate strategically. We will enable the standard industry commonly-used commonly-accepted term "reality-based". We will rev up our capability to recontextualize without devaluing our ability to implement. What does the term "interfaces" really mean? Do you have a strategy to become synergistic? The convergence factor is C2C2B. If you engage interactively, you may have to redefine nano-vertically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. Think wireless. Think seamless. Think B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. Think web-enabled. Think intuitive. Think user-centric. But don't think all three at the same time. Have you ever been pressured to syndicate your visionary, 24/7 feature set? Immediately? Think intra-collaborative. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our initiatives but our aptitude to actualize. Imagine a combination of XML and Perl. We will revolutionize the commonly-used standard industry term "wireless". Think nano-virally-distributed. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy use. Without adequate eyeballs, viral, end-to-end structuring are forced to become killer. We always whiteboard enterprise e-businesses. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's cycle! Do you have a strategy to become reality-based? Do you have a plan of action to become synergistic?