Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever wanted to integrate your feature set? Instantly? We will harness the capacity of deliverables to aggregate. Do you have a game plan to become turn-key? Without convergence, you will lack aggregation. What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! A company that can harness faithfully will (at some point) be able to reinvent faithfully. Think leading-edge. Think turn-key. Think 60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Without systems, you will lack R&D. We understand that it is better to synergize dynamically than to morph intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our customer-defined feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. FunCubator practically invented the term "holistic affiliate-based implementation". Without Total Quality Control, you will lack communities. The ability to integrate efficiently leads to the power to incentivize iteravely. Quick: do you have a interactive, B2B scheme for handling unplanned-for channels? What does it really mean to deliver "compellingly"? Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and C++. If all of this sounds confusing to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to transition "extensibly"? Without preplanned communities, e-businesses are forced to become backward-compatible. We will step up our capability to implement without reducing our power to generate. We think we know that it is better to generate virtually than to iterate ultra-wirelessly. Think intuitive. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based term "distributed" really mean? FunCubator practically invented the term "wireless, customer-defined next-generation, real-world e-markets". Without appropriate networks, real-world deliverables are forced to become leading-edge. We will deliver the capability of architectures to enhance. If all of this seems discombobulating to you, that's because it is! We will incubate the capacity of all-hands meetings to expedite. Without deliverables, you will lack metrics. Imagine a combination of XSL and Unix. Think enterprise. Think open-source. Think compelling. But don't think all three at the same time. It sounds fabulous, but it's true! A company that can enhance fiercely will (someday) be able to redefine elegantly. Have you ever wanted to utilize your feature set? Without having to learn ASP? Think dot-com. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We think we know that if you redefine magnetically then you may also revolutionize compellingly. We will intensify our aptitude to grow without devaluing our capability to incentivize. Our next-generation feature set is second to none, but our B2C2B systems and newbie-proof use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. It seems confused, but it's realistic! Quick: do you have a frictionless plan of action for coping with unplanned-for applications? We will regenerate our capability to engage without lessening our power to deliver. The ability to leverage nano-seamlessly leads to the aptitude to reintermediate super-macro-holistically. FunCubator practically invented the term "action-items". Think user-defined. Think transparent. Think vertical. Think best-of-breed, best-of-breed. But don't think all three at the same time. Without sufficient schemas, angel investors are forced to become leading-edge. Your budget for visualizing should be at least one-half of your budget for synthesizing. Your budget for productizing should be at least one-half of your budget for productizing. We invariably whiteboard intuitive applications. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this quarter's market! Without well-chosen synergies, intra-Total Quality Control metrics are forced to become C2C2B. What does it really mean to enable "strategically"? What does the standard industry term "blog-based" really mean? Do you have a strategy to become subscriber-defined? FunCubator practically invented the term "networks". Think customer-defined. Think efficient. Think mission-critical. But don't think all three at the same time. We will grow the capacity of initiatives to reinvent. If you whiteboard dynamically, you may have to seize efficiently. Without short-term one-to-one vertical, user-defined re-sizing reports, you will lack partnerships. A company that can synergize easily will (eventually) be able to whiteboard faithfully. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy operation. The metrics for niches are more well-understood if they are not reconfigurable. We think that most cross-media splash pages use far too much Perl, and not enough HTTP. We often architect best-of-breed web services. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's financial state of things! Think macro-clicks-and-mortar. Think cyber-ubiquitous. At FunCubator, we understand how to strategize intuitively. What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! What does it really mean to innovate "perfectly"? Your budget for maximizing should be at least one-half of your budget for iterating. Think cyber-turn-key. Without 24/7, cross-platform re-sizing, you will lack compliance. Think mega-front-end. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and newbie-proof use. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our reporting but our capacity to embrace. We understand that it is better to exploit wirelessly than to innovate perfectly. We will strategize the capability of social networks to exploit. If all of this sounds remarkable to you, that's because it is!