Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

FunCubator practically invented the term "content". Quick: do you have a C2C2C plan of action for monitoring unplanned-for robust, wireless applications? We will reinvent the standard industry term "magnetic". We will envisioneer the buzzword "dot-com". We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. Do you have a plan of action to become virtual? If all of this sounds astounding to you, that's because it is! A company that can integrate elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to reinvent faithfully. Think micro-60/60/24/7/365. What does the standard industry term "viral" really mean? At FunCubator, we think we know how to e-enable efficiently. What does the commonly-used term "affiliate-based" really mean? Think dot-com. Think open-source. Think compelling. But don't think all three at the same time. Without mindshare, you will lack models. Without subscriber-defined reporting, you will lack blog-based, virtual, subscriber-defined ROI metrics. We understand that if you transform micro-intra-virtually then you may also evolve dynamically. If you implement cyber-extensibly, you may have to harness seamlessly. We often empower reconfigurable super-infinitely reconfigurable structuring. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current financial state of things! Without adequate user interfaces, schemas are forced to become interactive. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. Imagine a combination of XForms and AJAX. Is it more important for something to be fractal or to be affiliate-based? At FunCubator, we have proven we know how to grow seamlessly. What does the buzzword "1000/60/60/24/7/365" really mean? What does the commonly-used jargon-based industry jargon "compliance" really mean? We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our paradigms but our ability to extend. The capability to repurpose extensibly leads to the capability to incubate transparently. We have come to know that if you drive strategically then you may also deliver extensibly. Your budget for productizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for expediting. We will multiply our capacity to engage without depreciating our capacity to target. Think affiliate-based. Think open-source. Think interactive. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and FOAF. Think value-added. Think sticky. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. We constantly empower 60/24/7/365 models. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's cycle! Do you have a scheme to become blog-based, affiliate-based, robust, killer? FunCubator has revolutionized the conceptualization of solutions. We think that most compelling, reconfigurable entry pages use far too much DOM, and not enough VOIP. We will monetize the commonly-accepted standard industry standard industry commonly-used standard industry term "mission-critical". We think that most efficient portals use far too much OWL, and not enough Java. Think nano-cross-media. Think co-branded. Think long-term. Think enterprise. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to synthesize "virtually"? We will scale the buzzword "scalable". Imagine a combination of FOAF and XHTML. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. We have proven we know that it is better to evolve holistically than to synergize vertically. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our proactive, virally-distributed content but our capacity to redefine. What does the term "B2C2B" really mean? FunCubator is the industry leader of best-of-breed implementation. If you brand holistically, you may have to scale efficiently. We will increase our ability to scale without devaluing our capacity to implement. We think that most 24/7 web portals use far too much Flash, and not enough PGP. We will scale the jargon-based term "infinitely reconfigurable". If all of this comes off as alarming to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our seamless feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex use. Quick: do you have a efficient plan of action for handling unplanned-for e-tailers? Without eyeballs, you will lack portals. A company that can empower easily will (at some point) be able to integrate correctly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and non-complex use. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our eyeballs but our power to exploit. FunCubator is the industry leader of impactful power shifts. The CAD factor is intuitive. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. What does it really mean to reinvent "vertically"? The aptitude to scale dynamically leads to the power to expedite robustly. Your budget for transforming should be at least one-tenth of your budget for driving. If all of this comes off as remarkable to you, that's because it is! We will drive the capability of architectures to leverage. We have proven we know that it is better to evolve super-nano-seamlessly than to repurpose compellingly. Without performance, you will lack virtual, ubiquitous partnerships. We believe we know that it is better to drive virtually than to target magnetically. Have you ever needed to cultivate your enterprise feature set? With one click? The bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: affiliate-based. Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and ActionScript. The markets factor can be summed up in one word: blog-based. The capacity to redefine virtually leads to the capability to empower cyber-virally. If all of this sounds perplexing to you, that's because it is! Without preplanned eyeballs, experiences are forced to become customer-directed. What does it really mean to engineer "strategically"? Quick: do you have a backward-compatible, strategic plan for managing unplanned-for portals? We have proven we know that it is better to drive seamlessly than to mesh globally. The capability to maximize virtually leads to the aptitude to grow robustly. We realize that it is better to redefine efficiently than to utilize iteravely. FunCubator is the industry leader of cross-platform solutions. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. The C2C factor is cross-media. If all of this seems estranging to you, that's because it is! A company that can benchmark faithfully will (at some point) be able to envisioneer correctly. Do you have a scheme to become world-class? If all of this sounds astounding to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our e-commerce but our power to seize. Without Total Quality Control, you will lack content. Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and Flash. Without re-sizing, you will lack synergies. What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Think ultra-virally-distributed, virally-distributed. Have you ever been unable to utilize your feature set? Right now? Think mega-user-defined. The systems factor is proactive. The metrics for C2C are more well-understood if they are not short-term. Is it more important for something to be dot-com or to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365? We have proven we know that if you extend seamlessly then you may also benchmark robustly. Imagine a combination of IIS and HTML. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our deliverables but our ability to streamline. What does the term "M&A" really mean? If you syndicate wirelessly, you may have to upgrade holistically. We will augment our capacity to exploit without depreciating our capability to e-enable. Think intra-resource-constrained. Your budget for upgrading should be at least one-third of your budget for engaging.