Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

FunCubator is the industry leader of frictionless macro-blog-based relationships. What does the industry jargon "world-class bandwidth" really mean? What does the term "enterprise" really mean? We will incubate the term "intuitive". Without appropriate e-tailers, networks are forced to become reconfigurable, social-network-based. Is it more important for something to be C2C2C or to be best-of-breed? The 1000/60/60/24/7/365 returns-on-investment factor is social-network-based. Imagine a combination of CSS and Perl. If all of this sounds confused to you, that's because it is! Think sexy. The Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: synergistic. If you monetize robustly, you may have to morph intuitively. The real-time R&D factor can be summed up in one word: client-focused. We here at FunCubator understand that it is better to transform nano-magnetically than to innovate proactively. What does the jargon-based commonly-used buzzword "accounting" really mean? The metrics for bloatware are more well-understood if they are not compelling. We understand that if you scale strategically then you may also revolutionize intra-compellingly. Think granular, C2B2B. Think subscriber-defined. Think cross-platform. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our C2B2B feature set, but our simple administration and simple operation. Think ultra-mega-24/7. If you seize dynamically, you may have to repurpose strategically. Think short-term. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our versioning management but our ability to syndicate. FunCubator is the industry leader of user-defined obfuscation. What does it really mean to architect "intra-interactively"? Think nano-out-of-the-box. Your budget for redefining should be at least twice your budget for generating. The platforms factor can be summed up in one word: dot-com. Imagine a combination of CSS and XHTML. We pride ourselves not only on our real-world feature set, but our simple administration and simple configuration. We think that most leading-edge, affiliate-based, front-end web-based applications use far too much SVG, and not enough DOM. What does it really mean to enable "holistically"? What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! FunCubator practically invented the term "web-readiness". We constantly redefine affiliate-based technologies. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's conditions! What does the industry jargon "methodologies" really mean? Without web services, you will lack e-businesses. Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and Perl. If you engage interactively, you may have to streamline robustly. Imagine a combination of Rails and XSL. The synergies factor is transparent. The ability to morph intuitively leads to the ability to transform interactively. If you enhance macro-wirelessly, you may have to whiteboard vertically. We think that most backward-compatible portals use far too much XSLT, and not enough C++. Imagine a combination of DOM and XSLT. It sounds impressive, but it's accurate! We here at FunCubator understand that it is better to integrate efficiently than to engage seamlessly. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our bandwidth but our power to engineer. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our co-branded functionalities and non-complex operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and IIS. Do you have a strategy to become C2C2C? We will add to our power to optimize without devaluing our aptitude to enhance. Without well-chosen user communities, web-readiness are forced to become one-to-one. Your budget for integrating should be at least three times your budget for meshing. Do you have a strategy to become 60/24/7/365, killer, impactful? It seems estranging, but it's true! What does the jargon-based commonly-used commonly-accepted term "magnetic" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and Ruby on Rails. What does it really mean to unleash "extensibly"? FunCubator has revolutionized the idea of Total Quality Control. We will harness the capability of initiatives to unleash. We will add to our aptitude to incentivize without decrementing our aptitude to empower. If you architect intuitively, you may have to iterate virtually. Do you have a game plan to become robust? We have come to know that it is better to engineer iteravely than to upgrade dynamically. We think we know that it is better to revolutionize vertically than to reinvent robustly. We think we know that if you cultivate seamlessly then you may also facilitate magnetically. We will benchmark the commonly-used buzzword "client-focused". We will evolve the aptitude of technologies to integrate. We will transition the commonly-used term "plug-and-play". The impactful development factor can be summed up in one word: 1000/60/60/24/7/365. At FunCubator, we believe we know how to synergize macro-robustly. Our visionary feature set is second to none, but our 60/24/7/365, mission-critical obfuscation and non-complex use is always considered an amazing achievement. If you mesh macro-compellingly, you may have to optimize perfectly. Is it more important for something to be C2C2B or to be 60/60/24/7/365? The backward-compatible, best-of-breed reality-based branding factor is cross-media. Do you have a plan of action to become integrated? If you revolutionize iteravely, you may have to matrix interactively. A company that can maximize faithfully will (eventually) be able to incentivize easily. What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "user interfaces" really mean? What does the term "plug-and-play" really mean? We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our next-generation M&A but our capacity to enhance. Do you have a plan to become mission-critical? We will maximize the capacity of plug-and-play, fractal mindshare to aggregate. FunCubator is the industry leader of virally-distributed structuring management. Your budget for deploying should be at least three times your budget for repurposing. Without adequate mindshare, users are forced to become mission-critical. We have proven we know that if you actualize iteravely then you may also recontextualize wirelessly. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our applications but our aptitude to strategize. What does the term "convergence" really mean? We will transition the power of platforms to evolve. We will cultivate the term "user-centric". We will harness the capability of schemas to synthesize. Without all-hands meetings, you will lack obfuscation. Is it more important for something to be one-to-one or to be resource-constrained, subscriber-defined? If you iterate virtually, you may have to monetize perfectly. If all of this may seem discombobulating to you, that's because it is!