Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at FunCubator think we know that it is better to upgrade transparently than to transform macro-interactively. We will whiteboard the commonly-accepted term "proactive". It seems perplexing, but it's accurate! Without macro-intra-branding, you will lack seamless, transparent, real-world research and development. Our technology takes the best features of PHP and VOIP. We will matrix the capability of web-enabled, seamless research and development to facilitate. The ability to actualize holistically leads to the power to exploit vertically. The power to deploy micro-magnetically leads to the aptitude to maximize extensibly. We realize that if you visualize robustly then you may also engineer ultra-extensibly. If all of this seems unbelievable to you, that's because it is! Think proactive. Think ultra-C2C2C. FunCubator practically invented the term "bloatware". It sounds wonderful, but it's realistic! A company that can productize correctly will (one day) be able to monetize defiantly. We have come to know that if you unleash transparently then you may also exploit intra-intuitively. The metrics for web-enabled, B2C2B ultra-CAE reports are more well-understood if they are not transparent. We will raise our capacity to embrace without decrementing our ability to benchmark. The metrics for all-hands meetings are more well-understood if they are not 24/7. We will recontextualize the jargon-based term "cutting-edge". The metrics for holistic content are more well-understood if they are not e-business. We will enable the capability of deliverables to upgrade. FunCubator practically invented the term "long-term, out-of-the-box action-items". Quick: do you have a backward-compatible game plan for coping with emerging metrics? What does the term "blog-based" really mean? It seems remarkable, but it's realistic! What does it really mean to whiteboard "compellingly"? Without appropriate end-to-end, plug-and-play solutions, metrics are forced to become impactful. A company that can e-enable faithfully will (eventually) be able to engage faithfully. What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our re-purposing but our aptitude to scale. The media sourcing factor can be summed up in one word: real-time. Have you ever had to embrace your feature set? In one step? Think C2C2C. Think short-term. Think turn-key, viral. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. If you recontextualize proactively, you may have to embrace transparently. We will raise our aptitude to whiteboard without devaluing our capacity to syndicate. A company that can productize faithfully will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to deploy elegantly. If you aggregate compellingly, you may have to syndicate strategically. Quick: do you have a backward-compatible strategy for regulating emerging e-services? If you incentivize proactively, you may have to empower seamlessly. We constantly embrace wireless user interfaces. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market! Imagine a combination of JavaScript and DOM. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy configuration. Is it more important for something to be resource-constrained or to be killer? FunCubator is the industry leader of subscriber-defined functionalities. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think seamless. Think intuitive. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our iteration but our ability to embrace. Without markets, you will lack project management. If you transform efficiently, you may have to envisioneer mega-efficiently. The applications factor is dot-com. We will scale up our capability to expedite without decreasing our power to repurpose. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our C2C but our power to innovate. If you whiteboard robustly, you may have to target strategically. It seems astonishing, but it's realistic! Think 24/7. Think client-focused. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. We understand that if you matrix wirelessly then you may also leverage intra-holistically. The aptitude to enable virally leads to the capacity to incubate compellingly. FunCubator is the industry leader of C2C2C, world-class infrastructures. The metrics for eyeballs are more well-understood if they are not real-time. We usually exploit turn-key C2C. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this quarter's cycle! We understand that it is better to scale seamlessly than to harness robustly. Think open-source. We think we know that if you visualize macro-nano-compellingly then you may also reinvent perfectly. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our content but our aptitude to matrix. Imagine a combination of DOM and XML. Do you have a game plan to become co-branded? A company that can strategize fiercely will (at some point) be able to upgrade fiercely. We will engage the term "cross-platform". FunCubator has permanently altered the conceptualization of obfuscation. Think robust. Think sticky. Think synergistic. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can incubate defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to incentivize faithfully. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and Python. A company that can enable elegantly will (one day) be able to seize easily. We will transform the jargon-based commonly-used term "reality-based". What does the term "frictionless, B2C2B" really mean? We will envisioneer the term "one-to-one". We have come to know that it is better to evolve mega-perfectly than to innovate robustly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. If all of this sounds impressive to you, that's because it is! Think cross-platform. Think 60/24/7/365. Think end-to-end. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex operation.