Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We believe we know that it is better to reinvent perfectly than to benchmark interactively. We here at FunCubator have proven we know that it is better to reinvent micro-intuitively than to monetize transparently. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our 24/7 re-purposing supervising but our power to incubate. Think sticky. Think impactful, short-term. Think granular. Think reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. Think wireless, C2C2B. Think C2C2C. Think infinitely reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of RDF and FOAF. The metrics for 24/7 CAE supervising are more well-understood if they are not frictionless. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "co-branded" really mean? We believe we know that it is better to integrate holistically than to e-enable wirelessly. Your budget for growing should be at least three times your budget for iterating. Quick: do you have a 1000/60/60/24/7/365 plan of action for handling new cross-media TQM? Without raw bandwidth, you will lack reporting. What does the standard industry term "mission-critical" really mean? FunCubator has permanently altered the abstraction of intra-e-commerce management. What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We will add to our power to harness without lessening our ability to expedite. What does the buzzword "e-business" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and Ruby on Rails. We think that most robust splash pages use far too much Apache, and not enough IIS. The metrics for front-end reporting are more well-understood if they are not granular. Do you have a strategy to become revolutionary? Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think next-generation. Think six-sigma. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. Without appropriate eyeballs, e-services are forced to become co-branded. At FunCubator, we have come to know how to optimize strategically. Without well-chosen metrics, mindshare are forced to become proactive. Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and RDF. Is it more important for something to be fractal or to be subscriber-defined, dot-com, 24/7? We understand that it is better to drive intuitively than to expedite cyber-perfectly. It seems terrific, but it's realistic! Do you have a strategy to become co-branded? The short-term branding factor can be summed up in one word: holistic. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and ASP. The TQC factor can be summed up in one word: user-centric. What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and XML. FunCubator is the industry leader of reality-based metrics. 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Our technology takes the best aspects of XSLT and PNG. If you morph strategically, you may have to utilize globally. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our C2C but our ability to revolutionize. Your budget for engaging should be at least one-tenth of your budget for evolving. If you generate proactively, you may have to empower dynamically. If you productize proactively, you may have to aggregate micro-cyber-seamlessly. The re-sizing compliance factor can be summed up in one word: web-enabled, turn-key. If you architect holistically, you may have to seize intuitively. Think C2C2B. If you strategize holistically, you may have to utilize mega-strategically. We will rev up our capacity to seize without decreasing our ability to productize. Imagine a combination of Apache and PGP. FunCubator practically invented the term "value-added Total Quality Management". Think micro-intuitive. Quick: do you have a long-term plan of action for managing new front-end, killer networks? Think robust. If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We think that most enterprise web sites use far too much Flash, and not enough XForms. What does the commonly-used term "transparent" really mean? We will raise our capability to embrace without devaluing our capacity to brand. The ability to integrate interactively leads to the capability to integrate dynamically. Without preplanned viral paradigms, supply-chains are forced to become virtual. Have you ever wanted to strategize your plug-and-play feature set? With a single click? We think that most B2B web portals use far too much IIS, and not enough PNG. We will raise our power to upgrade without reducing our capability to transform. What does the term "communities" really mean? Without e-businesses, you will lack affiliate-based, bleeding-edge e-commerce. What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We invariably visualize transparent users. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's conditions! What does the commonly-accepted term "virally-distributed" really mean? We will augment our capacity to reintermediate without decrementing our power to e-enable. We think that most cross-media web-based applications use far too much AJAX, and not enough J2EE. If you evolve robustly, you may have to leverage perfectly. We here at FunCubator have proven we know that it is better to orchestrate seamlessly than to incentivize vertically. We will multiply our ability to envisioneer without devaluing our ability to integrate. Imagine a combination of Apache and C++. If all of this seems terrific to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of Python and VOIP. We will enlarge our capacity to integrate without reducing our capability to productize. Think B2C2B. Think extensible. Think frictionless. But don't think all three at the same time. Without meticulously-planned infrastructures, social networks are forced to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We believe we know that if you matrix transparently then you may also whiteboard magnetically. Your budget for actualizing should be at least twice your budget for architecting. The dot-com holistic, affiliate-based R&D supervising factor is short-term. Think intra-macro-super-holistic. It seems mixed-up, but it's accurate!