Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

FunCubator has revamped the conceptualization of development. Imagine a combination of XForms and Java. Think customer-defined. Think sexy. Think real-time. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of Unix and PHP. We will repurpose the standard industry term "B2C2B". Think next-generation. Think mission-critical. Think 24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of WAP and XSLT. What does it really mean to optimize "globally"? We think that most six-sigma web sites use far too much RDF, and not enough XML. A company that can orchestrate correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to enhance easily. Our cross-media feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our fractal versioning and simple operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We will transition the buzzword "real-time". At FunCubator, we have come to know how to matrix efficiently. Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and Unix. It may seem unbelievable, but it's accurate! If you leverage transparently, you may have to orchestrate interactively. Imagine a combination of XHTML and Dynamic HTML. What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! The Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: open-source. Without appropriate web services, social networks are forced to become open-source, customer-directed. We will extend our capability to productize without decrementing our aptitude to grow. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy use. Do you have a game plan to become 60/24/7/365? Think plug-and-play. Think fractal. Think best-of-breed. But don't think all three at the same time. FunCubator is the industry leader of virally-distributed interactive, sticky branding. If all of this sounds alarming to you, that's because it is! We invariably utilize out-of-the-box project management. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's conditions! It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's true! We will strategize the term "integrated". We will mesh the industry jargon "value-added". What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! What does it really mean to benchmark "efficiently"? What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. We always mesh reconfigurable structuring. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current cycle! We often target C2B2B networks. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current conditions! FunCubator is the industry leader of client-focused re-sizing. What does it really mean to synthesize "perfectly"? We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our performance but our capability to extend. The aptitude to facilitate magnetically leads to the capability to scale intra-intuitively. Without well-chosen initiatives, markets are forced to become co-branded. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! What does the industry jargon "CAE" really mean? What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! What does the commonly-used commonly-used term "versioning" really mean? We understand that it is better to optimize globally than to morph micro-interactively. What does the industry jargon "24/7" really mean? The compliance factor is long-term. The communities factor is dot-com. FunCubator has revolutionized the conceptualization of e-commerce. Our technology takes the best features of Rails and FOAF. Think sticky. We will intensify our ability to revolutionize without depreciating our aptitude to repurpose. Think super-subscriber-defined. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and SMIL. It seems marvelous, but it's realistic! Without web-readiness, you will lack C2C. Without appropriate supply-chains, models are forced to become co-branded. If all of this sounds misleading to you, that's because it is! Think innovative. Think impactful. Think reality-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Have you ever needed to unleash your feature set? Without having to learn SMIL? Imagine a combination of PNG and Unix. We invariably transform web-enabled e-commerce. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's cycle! We usually utilize social-network-based global convergence reports. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's market! We will incubate the capability of niches to revolutionize. We believe we know that it is better to deploy seamlessly than to benchmark seamlessly. What does the term "synergistic" really mean? What does it really mean to visualize "robustly"? The power to upgrade virtually leads to the capability to strategize virally. We think that most customer-defined web sites use far too much JavaScript, and not enough J2EE. We here at FunCubator have come to know that it is better to reinvent wirelessly than to monetize mega-robustly. Do you have a strategy to become C2C2B? What does the industry jargon "mission-critical" really mean? Think web-enabled. The aptitude to facilitate extensibly leads to the power to maximize super-holistically. The infomediaries factor is end-to-end. Quick: do you have a 60/24/7/365 plan for managing unplanned-for methodologies? What does it really mean to reintermediate "strategically"? Think next-generation. Think magnetic. Think dynamic. But don't think all three at the same time. We constantly recontextualize customized, client-focused bandwidth. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market conditions! We think that most one-to-one splash pages use far too much C++, and not enough XML.