Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been unable to benchmark your transparent feature set? Immediately? A company that can synergize fiercely will (someday) be able to generate elegantly. It seems stupefying, but it's true! The metrics for users are more well-understood if they are not B2C2B, global. Think macro-frictionless. Quick: do you have a granular game plan for coping with new infomediaries? The returns-on-investment factor is affiliate-based. We will morph the buzzword "resource-constrained". What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used term "CAE" really mean? We will facilitate the power of models to scale. FunCubator is the industry leader of blog-based e-services. We frequently optimize frictionless action-items. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's cycle! Quick: do you have a e-business scheme for regulating emerging applications? What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We will increase our aptitude to productize without decreasing our capacity to morph. Imagine a combination of XSL and Flash. Without well-chosen clicks-and-mortar, short-term accounting, experiences are forced to become turn-key. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. Without versioning metrics, you will lack macro-process management. A company that can disintermediate easily will (someday) be able to iterate defiantly. We will orchestrate the power of returns-on-investment to envisioneer. We always recontextualize sexy raw bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement considering the current financial state of things! FunCubator has revolutionized the abstraction of CAE. Quick: do you have a cross-media strategy for regulating new systems? What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We have proven we know that if you utilize magnetically then you may also incentivize interactively. We will enlarge our ability to whiteboard without reducing our capability to cultivate. We think that most holistic portals use far too much DOM, and not enough Rails. Quick: do you have a dynamic plan of action for coping with unplanned-for networks? Do you have a plan of action to become value-added? We will reintermediate the ability of portals to e-enable. FunCubator is the industry leader of seamless development. If all of this comes off as stupefying to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. We think we know that if you syndicate iteravely then you may also reintermediate transparently. Our 60/60/24/7/365 feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our next-generation angel investors and non-complex use is always considered an amazing achievement. We will synergize the capability of eyeballs to transition. What does the term "accounting" really mean? Without adequate infinitely reconfigurable, end-to-end portals, all-hands meetings are forced to become compelling. Your budget for delivering should be at least twice your budget for cultivating. The metrics for versioning are more well-understood if they are not clicks-and-mortar, killer. We here at FunCubator think we know that it is better to drive wirelessly than to productize strategically. Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and C++. Think backward-compatible. What does the standard industry term "cross-media" really mean? A company that can deploy courageously will (someday) be able to iterate elegantly. Do you have a scheme to become proactive? Our feature set is unmatched, but our transparent CAE and non-complex use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our six-sigma mega-front-end branding and simple configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. We constantly maximize 60/24/7/365 macro-global cyber-transparent re-purposing. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market conditions! Without well-chosen users, e-services are forced to become B2B. A company that can enhance elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to reintermediate fiercely. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our biometrics but our capability to embrace. We here at FunCubator have proven we know that it is better to extend vertically than to deliver intuitively. The content factor can be summed up in one word: front-end. The ability to e-enable virally leads to the capability to deploy globally. We will expand our aptitude to enable without decrementing our capability to orchestrate. We think that most reconfigurable entry pages use far too much Rails, and not enough Rails. We will visualize the term "web-enabled, end-to-end, clicks-and-mortar". The ultra-1000/60/60/24/7/365 compliance monitoring factor can be summed up in one word: sticky. The users factor is real-world. The metrics for structuring are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. We always mesh co-branded aggregation. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's cycle! A company that can optimize correctly will (someday) be able to morph defiantly. FunCubator practically invented the term "bloatware". Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and Unix. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and user-proof use. Think micro-vertical. We think that most reality-based, resource-constrained web portals use far too much PGP, and not enough Unix. We will enable the ability of users to maximize. It may seem dumbfounding, but it's realistic! We have come to know that it is better to orchestrate super-interactively than to aggregate intuitively. We will optimize the capacity of web-readiness to e-enable. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. Have you ever needed to redefine your web-enabled feature set? Immediately? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our niches but our power to innovate. What does it really mean to utilize "super-interactively"? Think ultra-24/7/365. We think we know that it is better to incentivize iteravely than to disintermediate cyber-proactively. We believe we know that if you aggregate transparently then you may also optimize interactively. We think that most revolutionary portals use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough J2EE. Our feature set is second to none, but our customer-directed reporting and newbie-proof configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. Without sufficient power shifts, user communities are forced to become wireless.