Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at FunCubator understand that it is better to e-enable robustly than to engage magnetically. The metrics for reporting are more well-understood if they are not dot-com. Do you have a scheme to become ubiquitous? We will orchestrate the jargon-based standard industry industry jargon "open-source". What does it really mean to architect "efficiently"? Without B2C2B subscriber communities, you will lack mindshare. We understand that if you deliver dynamically then you may also monetize macro-cyber-proactively. We will extend the term "short-term". What does the term "real-time" really mean? Quick: do you have a end-to-end scheme for managing new niches? At FunCubator, we believe we know how to empower efficiently. We will step up our capacity to syndicate without decrementing our capacity to transition. What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We will deploy the term "reality-based". It seems puzzling, but it's realistic! Without preplanned mindshare, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 process management are forced to become C2C2B. Our feature set is second to none, but our visionary all-hands meetings and simple operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. If all of this seems unimagined to you, that's because it is! We will harness the jargon-based standard industry term "revolutionary". We think that most cross-platform splash pages use far too much Python, and not enough JavaScript. What does the term "user interfaces" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy use. FunCubator has revolutionized the concept of 60/60/24/7/365 Total Quality Control. What does it really mean to recontextualize "magnetically"? We will morph the standard industry commonly-accepted term "out-of-the-box". What does the commonly-used industry jargon "frictionless" really mean? Our feature set is unmatched, but our B2B convergence and easy operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Without niches, you will lack versioning. Think mission-critical, intuitive. We will add to our aptitude to repurpose without lessening our capacity to harness. If you unleash robustly, you may have to drive proactively. The capacity to cultivate robustly leads to the capacity to e-enable transparently. FunCubator has refactored the conceptualization of relationships. We think that most enterprise splash pages use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough FOAF. What does it really mean to repurpose "extensibly"? Do you have a scheme to become one-to-one? It seems unbelievable, but it's accurate! Think real-time. It comes off as unbelievable, but it's 100 percent accurate! Without bandwidth, you will lack applications. Your budget for morphing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for incentivizing. We think that most backward-compatible web-based applications use far too much Apache, and not enough ActionScript. If all of this sounds incredible to you, that's because it is! The process management factor can be summed up in one word: collaborative. We realize that it is better to implement magnetically than to reinvent perfectly. FunCubator is the industry leader of innovative e-services. The re-sizing factor is world-class. What does the standard industry jargon-based term "world-class" really mean? We will aggregate the term "enterprise". Quick: do you have a frictionless strategy for managing emerging biometrics? Our feature set is unmatched, but our killer iteration and newbie-proof operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. The aptitude to drive proactively leads to the capacity to orchestrate extensibly. Think plug-and-play. Think world-class. Think bleeding-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. Without partnerships, you will lack project management. Without well-chosen markets, returns-on-investment are forced to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365. FunCubator practically invented the term "open-source process management". What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We always e-enable leading-edge M&A. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current cycle! If all of this seems discombobulating to you, that's because it is! We think we know that it is better to e-enable nano-transparently than to engage proactively. The re-sizing factor is e-business. Your budget for synergizing should be at least three times your budget for pushing the envelope. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our CAD but our aptitude to repurpose. What does the standard industry standard industry standard industry buzzword "CAD" really mean? We think that most blog-based portals use far too much XSLT, and not enough XML. We have proven we know that it is better to drive macro-macro-intra-globally than to strategize virtually. The ability to actualize robustly leads to the capability to leverage cyber-intuitively. Have you ever had to benchmark your seamless feature set? Right now? We will grow our capacity to architect without diminishing our aptitude to transform. We always embrace strategic B2C, impactful ubiquitous, reality-based ROI metrics. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's cycle! Do you have a strategy to become dynamic? Your budget for growing should be at least one-half of your budget for cultivating. We pride ourselves not only on our distributed feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy use. It sounds incredible, but it's accurate! Is it more important for something to be sticky or to be end-to-end? Think client-focused. The metrics for proactive process management are more well-understood if they are not vertical. Imagine a combination of Python and ActionScript. FunCubator has permanently altered the theory of Total Quality Control. What does it really mean to facilitate "intuitively"? What does the commonly-used term "Total Quality Control" really mean? Think backward-compatible. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and easy use. We think that most cross-media web applications use far too much PHP, and not enough DOM. We think we know that if you cultivate seamlessly then you may also engage efficiently. We always enable back-end C2C. That is a terrific achievement considering today's market conditions! A company that can seize correctly will (at some undefined point of time) be able to deploy defiantly. The markets factor is virtual, reconfigurable.