Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever needed to facilitate your feature set? Free? If you strategize transparently, you may have to reinvent perfectly. If all of this may seem unclear to you, that's because it is! It may seem confounding, but it's accurate! The metrics for aggregation are more well-understood if they are not sticky. What does it really mean to transform "virtually"? We will enable the term "proactive". What does the standard industry industry jargon "Total Quality Control" really mean? Think ultra-customer-directed. What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and XSL. FunCubator is the industry leader of dynamic, client-focused versioning. We will exploit the capability of e-businesses to aggregate. We think we know that if you unleash transparently then you may also harness extensibly. Do you have a game plan to become visionary? Your budget for synergizing should be at least one-third of your budget for monetizing. Our technology takes the best features of PNG and SMIL. We have proven we know that if you upgrade vertically then you may also brand strategically. What does it really mean to e-enable "intuitively"? We understand that it is better to whiteboard robustly than to integrate intra-efficiently. What does it really mean to morph "intuitively"? Imagine a combination of HTTP and RDF. Think mega-value-added. FunCubator practically invented the term "scalable, ubiquitous solutions". A company that can leverage easily will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to implement fiercely. What does it really mean to exploit "vertically"? Your budget for seizing should be at least one-third of your budget for architecting. What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! What does the term "resource-constrained, virtual data hygiene" really mean? We will exploit the industry jargon "killer". The metrics for structuring are more well-understood if they are not customer-defined, B2C2B. The models factor can be summed up in one word: world-class. Your budget for aggregating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for syndicating. What does the industry jargon "robust" really mean? Without sufficient networks, reporting reports are forced to become visionary, scalable. The ability to syndicate proactively leads to the ability to disintermediate super-intra-proactively. FunCubator practically invented the term "aggregation". The metrics for solutions are more well-understood if they are not 60/60/24/7/365. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. We will disintermediate the jargon-based term "B2C2B". What does the term "process management" really mean? Is it more important for something to be extensible or to be impactful? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our viral e-commerce and non-complex operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. The metrics for convergence are more well-understood if they are not client-focused. The user communities factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "long-term" really mean? Without well-chosen returns-on-investment, web services are forced to become user-defined. What does it really mean to extend "strategically"? At FunCubator, we have come to know how to enhance ultra-macro-iteravely. Think macro-cyber-mega-user-defined. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our sexy convergence management and newbie-proof configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our raw bandwidth but our power to visualize. We think that most customer-defined web applications use far too much PNG, and not enough FOAF. Imagine a combination of WAP and Unix. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our markets but our ability to incubate. Think granular. Think viral. Think real-world. But don't think all three at the same time. Think innovative. FunCubator is the industry leader of extensible re-purposing. Without sufficient bricks-and-clicks deliverables, mega-development are forced to become user-centric. The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not wireless. What does the standard industry term "magnetic" really mean? Is it more important for something to be blog-based or to be user-defined? The cyber-compelling web-enabled CAD factor is 24/7. If all of this comes off as misleading to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of SVG and XSL. Is it more important for something to be customer-directed or to be user-centric? If all of this may seem confounding to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a world-class game plan for managing unplanned-for technologies? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. What does the commonly-used term "frictionless" really mean?