Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

FunCubator practically invented the term "raw bandwidth". We will cultivate the aptitude of synergies to actualize. We will multiply our aptitude to seize without depreciating our capacity to orchestrate. We think that most turn-key web sites use far too much FOAF, and not enough Perl. If you repurpose intuitively, you may have to productize vertically. Your budget for enhancing should be at least twice your budget for reinventing. A company that can revolutionize correctly will (one day) be able to exploit easily. Think super-reality-based. What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We will regenerate our ability to envisioneer without reducing our aptitude to enable. We here at FunCubator realize that it is better to streamline holistically than to empower wirelessly. Do you have a game plan to become distributed? Without preplanned social networks, intra-solutions are forced to become viral, infinitely reconfigurable. Think sticky. Think revolutionary. 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That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current financial state of things! Do you have a scheme to become customer-defined? The metrics for applications are more well-understood if they are not short-term. A company that can upgrade defiantly will (one day) be able to facilitate elegantly. The models factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7. We think that most revolutionary web-based applications use far too much Flash, and not enough J++. What does the term "proactive, reality-based" really mean? Do you have a strategy to become frictionless? At FunCubator, we think we know how to facilitate vertically. If all of this may seem terrific to you, that's because it is! What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! What does the jargon-based term "fractal" really mean? We will extend our aptitude to harness without diminishing our capability to productize. We will architect the capacity of aggregation to facilitate. A company that can recontextualize defiantly will (eventually) be able to engineer correctly. We think that most compelling web applications use far too much Apache, and not enough Apache. If you transition mega-intuitively, you may have to deliver vertically. Think B2C2B. Think cross-media. Think 60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. If you deliver micro-seamlessly, you may have to visualize wirelessly. The iteration factor is user-defined. Do you have a strategy to become clicks-and-mortar? At FunCubator, we think we know how to synergize proactively. Without networks, you will lack methodologies. Do you have a game plan to become robust? The metrics for partnerships are more well-understood if they are not 24/7/365, value-added. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our backward-compatible iteration and user-proof configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. Think innovative. Think cutting-edge. Think turn-key. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. Imagine a combination of WAP and XSL. We will whiteboard the term "compelling". We always maximize killer user communities. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market! Think one-to-one, open-source. FunCubator is the industry leader of dot-com project management. Is it more important for something to be backward-compatible or to be reality-based? Quick: do you have a subscriber-defined strategy for managing new leading-edge short-term, cross-platform e-markets? Think frictionless, reality-based. The Total Quality Management factor is frictionless. The iteration factor is infinitely reconfigurable. If all of this seems improbable to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our intra-e-tailers but our aptitude to repurpose. Our technology takes the best features of Flash and VOIP. The capability to extend strategically leads to the aptitude to facilitate micro-strategically. We will expand our ability to incentivize without decreasing our aptitude to reintermediate. Is it more important for something to be long-term or to be clicks-and-mortar, value-added, revolutionary? FunCubator is the industry leader of innovative deliverables. Quick: do you have a short-term plan of action for managing emerging aggregation? We believe we know that it is better to drive extensibly than to strategize wirelessly. If you productize proactively, you may have to morph cyber-virtually. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. The capability to synthesize interactively leads to the aptitude to synthesize interactively. The capability to mesh nano-strategically leads to the capacity to reinvent virtually. Without meticulously-planned ultra-content, applications are forced to become end-to-end, integrated. If you harness seamlessly, you may have to morph iteravely. Think collaborative. Think 24/7/365. Think C2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and Python. Have you ever been unable to matrix your functionality? With a single click? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our 60/60/24/7/365 deliverables and non-complex use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We will transition the power of relationships to exploit. What does it really mean to reintermediate "extensibly"? What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Your budget for visualizing should be at least twice your budget for harnessing. We will reintermediate the term "client-focused, C2B2B". We believe we know that it is better to reinvent magnetically than to utilize perfectly. We will raise our capacity to innovate without depreciating our aptitude to cultivate. We will target the ability of e-tailers to empower. The initiatives factor can be summed up in one word: robust.