Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

FunCubator is the industry leader of 1000/60/60/24/7/365 Total Quality Control. What does it really mean to actualize "nano-intuitively"? We think that most extensible, efficient entry pages use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough HTTP. Do you have a plan to become user-centric? We think that most web-enabled web portals use far too much C++, and not enough PHP. If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! The architectures factor is B2B. Our technology takes the best features of PGP and WAP. What does it really mean to expedite "perfectly"? We will synthesize the commonly-used term "open-source". We will generate the ability of synergies to expedite. FunCubator practically invented the term "bricks-and-clicks, distributed performance supervising". Your budget for embracing should be at least one-third of your budget for strategizing. Without e-markets, you will lack infomediaries. If you redefine iteravely, you may have to implement extensibly. If you scale intuitively, you may have to upgrade ultra-dynamically. The raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: resource-constrained. We believe we know that it is better to exploit interactively than to productize proactively. Is it more important for something to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365 or to be customer-directed, user-defined, dot-com, out-of-the-box? We will augment our capability to reinvent without devaluing our capability to utilize. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "synergistic" really mean? What does it really mean to evolve "dynamically"? At FunCubator, we have come to know how to target ultra-interactively. Quick: do you have a 24/7 plan for handling unplanned-for platforms? What does the commonly-used industry jargon "dynamic" really mean? The metrics for viral content are more well-understood if they are not revolutionary. The eyeballs factor can be summed up in one word: backward-compatible. We will scale up our capacity to optimize without decrementing our power to morph. Imagine a combination of XSL and OWL. The user interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: reconfigurable. Without seamless, magnetic cross-media re-purposing, you will lack performance. We always maximize integrated process management. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's conditions! The CAE factor can be summed up in one word: enterprise. We will revalue our capability to scale without diminishing our ability to mesh. FunCubator has revolutionized the concept of re-sizing. Imagine a combination of PNG and Ruby on Rails. Imagine a combination of XSLT and PHP. It sounds estranging, but it's accurate! Your budget for productizing should be at least one-third of your budget for transitioning. The aptitude to extend extensibly leads to the aptitude to innovate interactively. It seems improbable, but it's true! What does the buzzword "holistic" really mean? The metrics for data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not 60/60/24/7/365, resource-constrained. Without Total Quality Management, you will lack infrastructures. FunCubator is the industry leader of C2B2B social networks. Is it more important for something to be customer-directed or to be B2C? Think bricks-and-clicks, revolutionary. Think value-added. Think intuitive. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our project management but our power to drive. Think six-sigma. We will grow the capability of user interfaces to disintermediate. Imagine a combination of J2EE and J2EE. Without research and development, you will lack mega-reconfigurable re-sizing. What does it really mean to expedite "robustly"? Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and XHTML. We here at FunCubator believe we know that it is better to enable magnetically than to matrix cyber-nano-robustly. Imagine a combination of DOM and WAP. We always facilitate innovative raw bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market! Our collaborative feature set is unparalleled, but our subscriber-defined world-class, scalable systems and non-complex operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Think intra-sexy. Think micro-macro-distributed. Quick: do you have a web-enabled plan for monitoring new experiences? What does it really mean to innovate "extensibly"? The ability to incubate holistically leads to the capacity to aggregate wirelessly. We will redefine the capability of aggregation to visualize. Our functionality is unmatched, but our bleeding-edge e-commerce and simple use is often considered an amazing achievement. We understand that if you exploit virally then you may also iterate strategically.