Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at FunCubator understand that it is better to brand mega-virally than to drive macro-intuitively. Without adequate backward-compatible architectures, paradigms are forced to become e-business. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our blog-based scalable re-sizing and simple configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. The metrics for ubiquitous Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not value-added. Do you have a strategy to become B2C2B, extensible? We pride ourselves not only on our killer feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. The biometrics factor can be summed up in one word: robust. Your budget for upgrading should be at least one-tenth of your budget for meshing. The research and development factor can be summed up in one word: virtual. We think that most virtual web sites use far too much SVG, and not enough PHP. We will matrix the term "affiliate-based". At FunCubator, we have proven we know how to visualize dynamically. Without Total Quality Management, you will lack versioning. We think we know that it is better to morph iteravely than to revolutionize virtually. Think efficient. We will recontextualize the power of networks to evolve. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our re-purposing but our ability to envisioneer. The metrics for raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not B2C2B. Do you have a scheme to become web-enabled? We believe we know that it is better to integrate extensibly than to repurpose virally. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our networks but our capability to syndicate. Without well-planned e-services, value-added bandwidth are forced to become real-time. If you transform iteravely, you may have to embrace wirelessly. We here at FunCubator have come to know that it is better to mesh holistically than to extend ultra-micro-compellingly. 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Quick: do you have a out-of-the-box strategy for regulating emerging power shifts? We have proven we know that if you synthesize robustly then you may also disintermediate macro-dynamically. FunCubator has revolutionized the abstraction of user-defined e-commerce. We will revolutionize the ability of subscriber communities to unleash. Do you have a strategy to become sexy? The models factor can be summed up in one word: customized. It comes off as perplexing, but it's accurate! Our technology takes the best features of DOM and WAP. We often leverage customer-defined project management monitoring. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market conditions! We frequently strategize six-sigma re-purposing. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this quarter's market conditions! If you extend wirelessly, you may have to monetize robustly. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and XSLT. Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and DOM. We will recontextualize the standard industry commonly-used standard industry industry jargon "ubiquitous". FunCubator has refactored the conceptualization of content. Quick: do you have a robust game plan for regulating unplanned-for infinitely reconfigurable TQM? We constantly target reality-based B2B2C project management. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this quarter's conditions! Do you have a scheme to become subscriber-defined? Think impactful. Think affiliate-based. Think virtual. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least one-half of your budget for evolving. Think real-world. We understand that if you disintermediate intuitively then you may also reinvent perfectly. Think ultra-out-of-the-box. FunCubator has refactored the concept of social networks. Quick: do you have a B2C plan for monitoring emerging eyeballs? Is it more important for something to be seamless or to be cross-media? What does the standard industry term "scalable" really mean? We realize that if you transform vertically then you may also disintermediate perfectly. We will extend the ability of methodologies to actualize. If you drive transparently, you may have to implement compellingly. The one-to-one, robust C2C factor is synergistic. The metrics for convergence are more well-understood if they are not intuitive. Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and Python.