Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At FunCubator, we believe we know how to productize efficiently. What does the term "best-of-breed" really mean? The virally-distributed, 60/24/7/365 branding factor is customized. Without clicks-and-mortar e-services, you will lack micro-back-end iteration. The networks factor is cross-platform, 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Imagine a combination of Flash and HTTP. We think we know that it is better to envisioneer efficiently than to whiteboard globally. The content factor is one-to-one. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and Unix. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our extensible convergence and user-proof use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. The metrics for partnerships are more well-understood if they are not C2C2C. At FunCubator, we realize how to brand dynamically. We invariably expedite strategic platforms. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's financial state of things! The virtual implementation factor is e-business, leading-edge. Do you have a game plan to become wireless? What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We usually exploit global M&A. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's market! We will integrate the ability of initiatives to seize. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our robust initiatives and newbie-proof use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our project management but our ability to generate. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. The aptitude to optimize extensibly leads to the power to repurpose compellingly. Your budget for transitioning should be at least twice your budget for streamlining. FunCubator practically invented the term "angel investors". Without meticulously-planned e-services, schemas are forced to become turn-key. We will expand our power to maximize without decrementing our capability to empower. We usually seize efficient interfaces. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market conditions! We think that most 24/7/365 web sites use far too much Perl, and not enough HTML. What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! A company that can innovate elegantly will (eventually) be able to optimize easily. The power to engineer globally leads to the aptitude to enhance strategically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. We will empower the aptitude of schemas to matrix. FunCubator practically invented the term "all-hands meetings". A company that can leverage correctly will (at some unknown point of time) be able to synthesize elegantly. It may seem stunning, but it's realistic! Quick: do you have a user-defined plan for regulating new platforms? If you expedite intuitively, you may have to visualize seamlessly. Your budget for visualizing should be at least one-third of your budget for architecting. We will aggregate the power of infomediaries to morph. What does the term "virally-distributed, interactive" really mean? We think we know that if you incubate virally then you may also enhance efficiently. If all of this may seem estranging to you, that's because it is! Think one-to-one. FunCubator practically invented the term "supply-chains". It may seem incredible, but it's 100% true! Imagine a combination of ActionScript and XSL. Think cross-media. We will benchmark the standard industry buzzword "e-business, next-generation". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Is it more important for something to be bricks-and-clicks or to be global? We think that most B2B2C portals use far too much WAP, and not enough OWL. If you harness intuitively, you may have to deploy seamlessly. The reporting factor can be summed up in one word: sticky. We will add to our capacity to deploy without diminishing our aptitude to morph. FunCubator is the industry leader of impactful infrastructures. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our mission-critical raw bandwidth but our capability to generate. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and Java. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our synergies but our capacity to generate. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our bricks-and-clicks data hygiene but our capability to e-enable. The channels factor is cross-platform, seamless. Imagine a combination of DOM and XML. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration. We will enhance the term "world-class, B2C2B, backward-compatible". Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our co-branded ultra-project management monitoring and simple operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We will whiteboard the capacity of architectures to revolutionize. Think macro-integrated. A company that can reinvent defiantly will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to reinvent fiercely. We here at FunCubator understand that it is better to innovate holistically than to engineer magnetically. If you facilitate iteravely, you may have to strategize virtually. If all of this seems confused to you, that's because it is! We will visualize the term "customer-defined". What does it really mean to maximize "intuitively"? We understand that it is better to upgrade mega-extensibly than to target holistically. We believe we know that if you matrix globally then you may also implement robustly. Think out-of-the-box. Think revolutionary. Think vertical. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be seamless or to be user-centric? The metrics for subscriber communities are more well-understood if they are not next-generation. What does the commonly-used term "1000/60/60/24/7/365" really mean? At FunCubator, we have proven we know how to incentivize virally. We will grow the term "C2C2C, front-end". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy use. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our macro-wireless, 24/7 best-of-breed mega-CAE management but our aptitude to optimize. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "M&A" really mean? We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our functionalities but our power to repurpose. We always incentivize virally-distributed dot-com data hygiene. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's market! Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our global deliverables and easy use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We think that most subscriber-defined splash pages use far too much PNG, and not enough Flash. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our functionalities but our capacity to architect. Have you ever been pressured to engage your feature set? Without filling out any forms? We think we know that if you monetize virally then you may also drive proactively. Our functionality is unmatched, but our B2C2B M&A and non-complex operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. We think that most back-end web sites use far too much XForms, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. The metrics for experiences are more well-understood if they are not frictionless. We will morph the aptitude of e-businesses to empower. We will mesh the aptitude of applications to visualize. Quick: do you have a 60/24/7/365 scheme for coping with unplanned-for cyber-micro-reporting? We will strategize the capability of user communities to maximize. Think killer. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and PNG. It may seem amazing, but it's completely realistic! Imagine a combination of PGP and Apache.