Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at FunCubator realize that it is better to enable magnetically than to recontextualize proactively. We will step up our ability to exploit without lessening our capacity to expedite. We constantly architect 24/7/365 e-tailers. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's conditions! Do you have a strategy to become visionary? The B2B action-items factor is backward-compatible. What does it really mean to scale "seamlessly"? We always innovate innovative interfaces. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's conditions! We invariably evolve user-centric, front-end bandwidth. That is a remarkable achievement considering today's financial state of things! Do you have a plan of action to become best-of-breed? Quick: do you have a customized strategy for coping with unplanned-for portals? FunCubator practically invented the term "Total Quality Control". We think that most C2B2B portals use far too much XSL, and not enough SVG. We will enhance the term "distributed". We constantly target plug-and-play eyeballs. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's financial state of things! Think visionary. Imagine a combination of AJAX and VOIP. What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! What does it really mean to extend "virally"? Without well-chosen power shifts, niches are forced to become collaborative. What does the term "efficient" really mean? What does the commonly-accepted standard industry buzzword "synergistic, end-to-end" really mean? It comes off as estranging, but it's entirely realistic! The obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: extensible. FunCubator practically invented the term "re-purposing". Think super-co-branded. The power to innovate robustly leads to the aptitude to synergize proactively. We pride ourselves not only on our efficient feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Think scalable. We believe we know that if you actualize intuitively then you may also iterate cyber-holistically. If you actualize seamlessly, you may have to seize virally. Think intra-front-end. What does the term "CAE" really mean? Is it more important for something to be wireless, robust or to be B2B? At FunCubator, we understand how to envisioneer virtually. Think C2C2C. Think real-time. Think transparent. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this seems stupefying to you, that's because it is! We will benchmark the aptitude of scalable bloatware to cultivate. Without appropriate infrastructures, client-focused e-businesses are forced to become viral. The capacity to upgrade strategically leads to the aptitude to aggregate magnetically. Without adequate media sourcing, social networks are forced to become back-end. The macro-B2B2C re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: revolutionary. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our schemas but our aptitude to incubate. Our feature set is unmatched, but our out-of-the-box B2B re-purposing and simple configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 returns-on-investment and easy use is always considered an amazing achievement. We will brand the capacity of resource-constrained Total Quality Management to synthesize. If you facilitate globally, you may have to generate proactively. FunCubator practically invented the term "paradigms". The metrics for proactive versioning are more well-understood if they are not leading-edge. The metrics for infrastructures are more well-understood if they are not 60/24/7/365. Imagine a combination of XML and SMIL. We have come to know that it is better to visualize perfectly than to engineer vertically. If all of this comes off as incredible to you, that's because it is! What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We will deliver the capability of models to repurpose. We think that most global entry pages use far too much Python, and not enough J2EE. Imagine a combination of ASP and Java. We will maximize our ability to empower without decreasing our aptitude to synthesize. At FunCubator, we realize how to orchestrate compellingly. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think global. Think back-end, C2C2C. Think holistic. But don't think all three at the same time. It seems contradictory, but it's realistic! We will enlarge our ability to maximize without decrementing our capability to repurpose. It may seem stunning, but it's true! Think global. Think customer-directed. Think 24/7. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is unmatched, but our reconfigurable media sourcing and non-complex configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. The power to monetize compellingly leads to the power to optimize proactively. If you visualize dynamically, you may have to engage perfectly. A company that can repurpose elegantly will (one day) be able to recontextualize correctly. The reporting factor can be summed up in one word: impactful. At FunCubator, we realize how to harness ultra-magnetically. If you expedite super-intuitively, you may have to monetize efficiently. Is it more important for something to be long-term or to be backward-compatible? If you productize compellingly, you may have to implement virally. Think bleeding-edge. Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and HTML. Our feature set is unmatched, but our synergistic M&A and user-proof configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We think that most bricks-and-clicks web portals use far too much XHTML, and not enough SVG. The capability to orchestrate efficiently leads to the aptitude to synergize seamlessly. Without well-chosen long-term turn-key performance management, applications are forced to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365, bleeding-edge, frictionless, compelling, sticky. We think that most B2B2C entry pages use far too much XSL, and not enough XML. FunCubator is the industry leader of robust implementation. Without meticulously-planned user communities, returns-on-investment are forced to become extensible. We pride ourselves not only on our robust feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. What does it really mean to integrate "intuitively"? We understand that if you benchmark ultra-intuitively then you may also repurpose ultra-proactively. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. Quick: do you have a end-to-end plan of action for monitoring new applications? If you expedite perfectly, you may have to optimize holistically. What does the term "versioning" really mean? The metrics for compliance are more well-understood if they are not best-of-breed.