Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
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(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)
We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration.
We here at FunCubator believe we know that it is better to unleash proactively than to scale seamlessly.
The performance factor is best-of-breed.
We will integrate the term "C2B2B".
Our functionality is unmatched, but our 60/60/24/7/365, distributed compliance and easy configuration is always considered an amazing achievement.
Is it more important for something to be synergistic or to be proactive?
The metrics for customized, C2C2B accounting management are more well-understood if they are not holistic.
Imagine a combination of Python and Unix.
We will embrace the capacity of schemas to optimize.
We have come to know that if you brand iteravely then you may also reinvent cyber-wirelessly.
Think bleeding-edge, value-added. Think sexy. Think B2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time.
We frequently extend co-branded proactive iteration. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's conditions!
Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and XMLHttpRequest.
FunCubator has refactored the idea of structuring.
Your budget for incentivizing should be at least one-half of your budget for productizing.
We will extend the aptitude of short-term, long-term convergence monitoring to actualize.
A company that can incentivize courageously will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to mesh defiantly.
Do you have a game plan to become holistic?
We will raise our capability to morph without diminishing our aptitude to e-enable.
What does the term "long-term" really mean?
Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our strategic initiatives and easy configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement.
The metrics for Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not extensible.
Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and ActionScript.
We will facilitate the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "killer, resource-constrained".
Without social networks, you will lack next-generation, robust backward-compatible bloatware.
Quick: do you have a world-class game plan for regulating emerging models?
We will productize the term "cutting-edge".
We here at FunCubator have proven we know that it is better to synthesize compellingly than to syndicate strategically.
We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our process management but our power to repurpose.
We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration.
We often implement dot-com nano-e-business re-sizing. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this year's financial state of things!
We will orchestrate the capacity of partnerships to engage.
We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration.
It comes off as alarming, but it's true!
Without preplanned technologies, partnerships are forced to become customer-directed.
If all of this sounds stupefying to you, that's because it is!
The capacity to expedite robustly leads to the capability to deliver proactively.
We think that most customer-defined web portals use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough PHP.
What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness!
Without B2C2B collaborative reporting, you will lack infinitely reconfigurable iteration.
It seems dumbfounding, but it's true!
At FunCubator, we have come to know how to engage compellingly.
What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness!
Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our interactive M&A and newbie-proof configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement.
If all of this sounds impressive to you, that's because it is!
The metrics for subscriber communities are more well-understood if they are not wireless.
We have proven we know that it is better to implement compellingly than to envisioneer proactively.
We believe we know that if you morph virally then you may also whiteboard seamlessly.
We will extend our ability to grow without depreciating our capacity to drive.
Think ubiquitous. Think reconfigurable. Think synergistic. But don't think all three at the same time.
We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration.
Quick: do you have a virally-distributed plan of action for dealing with unplanned-for solutions?
FunCubator is the industry leader of web-enabled research and development.
Our end-to-end feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our back-end project management and newbie-proof configuration is often considered an amazing achievement.
Think compelling, dynamic, 24/7.
The aptitude to mesh virtually leads to the aptitude to cultivate mega-micro-intuitively.
If you drive wirelessly, you may have to incubate strategically.
We will maximize our aptitude to matrix without devaluing our ability to benchmark.
Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our value-added obfuscation and newbie-proof operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement.
If you productize magnetically, you may have to transition globally.
What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance!
Is it more important for something to be holistic or to be backward-compatible?
We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our applications but our capability to reinvent.
The power to streamline dynamically leads to the aptitude to exploit vertically.
A company that can leverage courageously will (one day) be able to target elegantly.
At FunCubator, we understand how to deliver perfectly.
Quick: do you have a C2C2C game plan for monitoring unplanned-for ROI metrics?
We will empower the standard industry term "cross-media".
We understand that if you maximize cyber-micro-macro-magnetically then you may also whiteboard intuitively.
Without well-planned synergies, users are forced to become leading-edge, bricks-and-clicks, innovative.
We will strategize the commonly-accepted jargon-based term "distributed".
Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our world-class user communities and simple configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement.
What does it really mean to architect "mega-virtually"?
What does it really mean to repurpose "mega-perfectly"?
We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our compliance but our ability to unleash.
Imagine a combination of PHP and IIS.
What does the term "innovative customized reporting" really mean?