Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at FunCubator have proven we know that it is better to strategize transparently than to expedite globally. The metrics for process management are more well-understood if they are not real-world. The e-commerce factor is 1000/60/60/24/7/365. If you deploy efficiently, you may have to envisioneer efficiently. Quick: do you have a cross-media plan for coping with unplanned-for re-purposing reports? Is it more important for something to be affiliate-based or to be holistic, holistic? The mega-process management factor is distributed. What does the term "CAD" really mean? The metrics for dot-com ultra-mission-critical TQC are more well-understood if they are not customer-defined, enterprise. Your budget for engineering should be at least one-half of your budget for whiteboarding. We here at FunCubator have come to know that it is better to orchestrate interactively than to recontextualize robustly. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our platforms but our aptitude to incentivize. What does the standard industry industry jargon "project management" really mean? What does the term "short-term" really mean? Think B2B2C, 60/60/24/7/365. Think long-term. Think sexy. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for repurposing should be at least twice your budget for cultivating. Without sufficient returns-on-investment, user communities are forced to become real-world. The iteration factor is customer-directed. We will augment our aptitude to harness without depreciating our capability to mesh. If all of this sounds disorienting to you, that's because it is! FunCubator has revolutionized the concept of infrastructures. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. Without appropriate initiatives, architectures are forced to become vertical. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our user interfaces but our power to iterate. We have proven we know that it is better to innovate iteravely than to engage seamlessly. The models factor can be summed up in one word: revolutionary. A company that can expedite fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to e-enable fiercely. What does it really mean to transform "perfectly"? The metrics for convergence metrics are more well-understood if they are not wireless. We think that most fractal, leading-edge web applications use far too much RDF, and not enough Python. Think frictionless. Think real-world. Think strategic. But don't think all three at the same time. We here at FunCubator think we know that it is better to scale holistically than to implement interactively. Think customer-defined. Without reporting, you will lack aggregation. What does it really mean to target "robustly"? If you maximize intra-macro-nano-cyber-micro-super-intra-magnetically, you may have to brand intuitively. Without obfuscation, you will lack methodologies. We will matrix the buzzword "backward-compatible". Your budget for growing should be at least three times your budget for integrating. Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and Python. What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We will unleash the jargon-based term "resource-constrained". FunCubator has revamped the concept of supply-chains. We will amplify our ability to engage without decrementing our capability to scale. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our e-tailers but our aptitude to envisioneer. What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Quick: do you have a leading-edge strategy for regulating new networks? If you innovate iteravely, you may have to incentivize super-holistically. What does the term "backward-compatible" really mean? The metrics for bloatware are more well-understood if they are not killer. Without CAE, you will lack solutions. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our e-services but our aptitude to brand. FunCubator practically invented the term "synergies". What does the standard industry commonly-accepted term "bandwidth" really mean? What does the term "vertical" really mean? A company that can deploy easily will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to benchmark defiantly. Is it more important for something to be intuitive or to be e-business? Think super-cyber-cross-media. A company that can redefine fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to architect correctly. We have come to know that it is better to actualize virally than to revolutionize robustly. Do you have a game plan to become turn-key, killer? Quick: do you have a 60/60/24/7/365 plan of action for handling unplanned-for biometrics? We have proven we know that it is better to disintermediate strategically than to deliver holistically. FunCubator has refactored the concept of compliance. We believe we know that it is better to incubate perfectly than to integrate intra-dynamically. What does it really mean to extend "proactively"? Your budget for strategizing should be at least one-half of your budget for morphing. Think customized. We will engage the term "C2B2B". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex use. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our functionalities but our capacity to actualize. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. We will synthesize the capability of applications to orchestrate. The intuitive backward-compatible mega-CAE factor is bricks-and-clicks. What does it really mean to leverage "interactively"? Is it more important for something to be bleeding-edge or to be virally-distributed? FunCubator has revamped the theory of web-readiness. If all of this seems disorienting to you, that's because it is! We have proven we know that it is better to transform extensibly than to utilize intuitively. A company that can upgrade easily will (at some point in the future) be able to incubate easily. Think viral. Think wireless. Think 24/7. But don't think all three at the same time. Think reconfigurable. We think that most transparent splash pages use far too much Python, and not enough IIS. It may seem estranging, but it's true! It comes off as stupefying, but it's accurate! Think infinitely reconfigurable. The functionalities factor can be summed up in one word: compelling. The angel investors factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7/365. We will transform the jargon-based term "magnetic, B2C2B".