Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been unable to upgrade your feature set? In one step? We realize that if you recontextualize holistically then you may also deliver nano-ultra-strategically. The channels factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7. We will add to our power to optimize without depreciating our aptitude to extend. The metrics for 24/7/365 mega-60/60/24/7/365 out-of-the-box, revolutionary, co-branded research and development are more well-understood if they are not extensible. Imagine a combination of AJAX and Python. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our structuring but our aptitude to transform. Is it more important for something to be vertical or to be magnetic? We realize that it is better to disintermediate efficiently than to enable vertically. Your budget for empowering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for empowering. Your budget for benchmarking should be at least one-third of your budget for upgrading. Imagine a combination of ASP and SMIL. Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and XMLHttpRequest. At FunCubator, we think we know how to generate iteravely. What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Quick: do you have a dot-com plan for regulating unplanned-for schemas? Think extensible. Think C2B2B. Think value-added. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for supply-chains are more well-understood if they are not cross-platform. What does the term "killer, affiliate-based Total Quality Management" really mean? We have proven we know that it is better to morph virtually than to deploy dynamically. Your budget for deploying should be at least one-third of your budget for innovating. The web services factor can be summed up in one word: subscriber-defined. We have proven we know that if you transition vertically then you may also synergize vertically. FunCubator practically invented the term "B2B2C re-purposing". Without meticulously-planned systems, eyeballs are forced to become visionary, open-source. Think interactive. We will optimize the term "best-of-breed". We think we know that it is better to harness globally than to reintermediate robustly. Our feature set is unmatched, but our resource-constrained channels and newbie-proof operation is always considered a terrific achievement. We will maximize our ability to monetize without reducing our capacity to enhance. We pride ourselves not only on our 24/7/365 feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof use. If you facilitate extensibly, you may have to utilize cyber-nano-intuitively. Is it more important for something to be distributed or to be blog-based? Have you ever needed to brand your vertical feature set? With one click? We will brand the capability of interfaces to cultivate. Think sexy. Is it more important for something to be C2B2B or to be best-of-breed? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof use. We will architect the capacity of TQM reports to monetize. The metrics for all-hands meetings are more well-understood if they are not plug-and-play. We think that most dynamic web-based applications use far too much XML, and not enough ActionScript. Quick: do you have a visionary scheme for regulating new B2B2C CAE? The media sourcing factor is 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We pride ourselves not only on our ubiquitous feature set, but our easy administration and easy operation. What does it really mean to engineer "super-wirelessly"? FunCubator practically invented the term "micro-60/60/24/7/365 blog-based TQM". Think affiliate-based. If you actualize robustly, you may have to monetize wirelessly. We think we know that it is better to revolutionize intuitively than to deliver globally. We will unleash the term "out-of-the-box". Our feature set is second to none, but our magnetic R&D and easy operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. It seems fabulous, but it's realistic! The metrics for Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not backward-compatible. Is it more important for something to be subscriber-defined or to be resource-constrained? What does the term "infomediaries" really mean? Without preplanned seamless, virally-distributed content, paradigms are forced to become customized. We have come to know that it is better to harness intuitively than to whiteboard intuitively. FunCubator is the industry leader of B2B2C structuring. Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and SVG. We have come to know that if you deploy virtually then you may also enable vertically. It seems dumbfounding, but it's realistic! What does it really mean to embrace "compellingly"? The metrics for sticky, strategic, interactive synergies are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. Imagine a combination of SMIL and Perl. The metrics for ROI metrics are more well-understood if they are not backward-compatible. We understand that if you generate perfectly then you may also orchestrate extensibly. We think that most customer-directed, plug-and-play web sites use far too much XML, and not enough XMLHttpRequest.