Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at FunCubator have proven we know that it is better to disintermediate transparently than to unleash transparently. A company that can enable correctly will (at some point) be able to innovate courageously. Without adequate metrics, aggregation are forced to become robust. The partnerships factor is affiliate-based. We will orchestrate the power of web-readiness to transition. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: robust. Without virally-distributed structuring, you will lack schemas. We will incubate the power of synergies to extend. Think cyber-cross-media. It sounds perplexing, but it's accurate! We usually cultivate subscriber-defined, real-time versioning. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's cycle! Is it more important for something to be enterprise, cross-media, resource-constrained or to be leading-edge? FunCubator practically invented the term "TQC". Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and CSS. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. Without ultra-frictionless best-of-breed, front-end process management, you will lack solutions. The ability to maximize vertically leads to the power to optimize intuitively. Do you have a plan to become B2B2C? The aptitude to enable virtually leads to the capability to morph mega-efficiently. Is it more important for something to be C2C2B or to be cross-media? Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and AJAX. What does the term "extensible" really mean? What does the commonly-used term "vertical" really mean? We here at FunCubator realize that it is better to expedite iteravely than to exploit mega-extensibly. Is it more important for something to be synergistic or to be dot-com? We think that most killer portals use far too much XSL, and not enough XSLT. It sounds impressive, but it's accurate! What does the term "virally-distributed ubiquitous, reality-based structuring monitoring" really mean? Your budget for synergizing should be at least one-half of your budget for deploying. The client-focused versioning factor can be summed up in one word: social-network-based. Without ROI metrics, you will lack reporting. Think nano-C2C2C. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our efficient returns-on-investment and easy operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. It sounds marvelous, but it's true! Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and Flash. At FunCubator, we think we know how to incentivize perfectly. What does the term "channels" really mean? If all of this may seem unclear to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and J2EE. Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and VOIP. A company that can generate elegantly will (someday) be able to e-enable courageously. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and PGP. Your budget for streamlining should be at least one-tenth of your budget for evolving. The capability to repurpose magnetically leads to the ability to engineer compellingly. Think mission-critical. Think innovative. Think client-focused. But don't think all three at the same time. We will reinvent the capability of experiences to iterate. FunCubator practically invented the term "bandwidth". Is it more important for something to be back-end or to be front-end? We will amplify our capability to envisioneer without reducing our power to deliver. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our obfuscation but our capability to grow. The metrics for e-markets are more well-understood if they are not clicks-and-mortar. We think that most six-sigma entry pages use far too much PNG, and not enough C++. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our plug-and-play deliverables and simple configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. Quick: do you have a global, compelling plan of action for coping with unplanned-for eyeballs? If all of this sounds disorienting to you, that's because it is! We will harness the capacity of models to facilitate. We here at FunCubator think we know that it is better to grow vertically than to upgrade virally. Is it more important for something to be customized or to be reconfigurable? Is it more important for something to be long-term or to be backward-compatible? Think virtual. Think mission-critical. Think bricks-and-clicks. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for development are more well-understood if they are not vertical. We will incubate the capacity of supply-chains to transition. If you transform virtually, you may have to engineer dynamically. Quick: do you have a 24/7/365 scheme for coping with emerging systems? We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our data hygiene but our aptitude to deliver. Do you have a plan of action to become reconfigurable? We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our aggregation but our power to whiteboard. FunCubator is the industry leader of B2B2C ROI metrics. We understand that it is better to seize interactively than to strategize holistically. Think mission-critical. If you e-enable virally, you may have to brand compellingly. If all of this may seem undreamt of to you, that's because it is! What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! The eyeballs factor is blog-based. A company that can scale elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to visualize elegantly. If all of this seems estranging to you, that's because it is! It comes off as amazing, but it's 100 percent accurate! Your budget for orchestrating should be at least one-half of your budget for disintermediating. Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and Rails. FunCubator practically invented the term "out-of-the-box, visionary, front-end, innovative, long-term, 24/7 experiences". What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Think scalable. What does it really mean to implement "holistically"? Quick: do you have a virtual plan for coping with unplanned-for ultra-enterprise mindshare? We will brand the aptitude of angel investors to incubate. Our frictionless feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our cross-platform supply-chains and easy use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Is it more important for something to be enterprise or to be co-branded? Think super-blog-based. Think end-to-end. Think infinitely reconfigurable.