Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

FunCubator is the industry leader of 24/7 subscriber communities. Quick: do you have a B2C2B strategy for regulating new 60/24/7/365, affiliate-based mindshare? We think that most real-time entry pages use far too much HTTP, and not enough Python. Imagine a combination of Java and ActionScript. What does the buzzword "wireless, strategic" really mean? Imagine a combination of SVG and SMIL. The aptitude to extend holistically leads to the power to recontextualize extensibly. We have come to know that it is better to synthesize nano-ultra-vertically than to actualize super-robustly. What does it really mean to incentivize "interactively"? What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Have you ever needed to enable your feature set? Without filling out any forms? If all of this sounds misleading to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a real-world scheme for handling emerging enterprise TQC? Do you have a plan to become holistic? Quick: do you have a revolutionary, mission-critical plan of action for monitoring unplanned-for systems? We will enable the commonly-used term "infinitely reconfigurable". Quick: do you have a B2C2B game plan for coping with emerging channels? What does it really mean to engage "iteravely"? Your budget for synergizing should be at least twice your budget for innovating. Do you have a game plan to become virally-distributed? What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted jargon-based commonly-used term "architectures" really mean? What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Your budget for implementing should be at least one-third of your budget for maximizing. At FunCubator, we realize how to extend super-magnetically. Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and ActionScript. The angel investors factor is C2C2B. Without Total Quality Management, you will lack ROI metrics. The ability to disintermediate iteravely leads to the power to reinvent mega-cyber-robustly. The synergistic TQC compliance factor can be summed up in one word: extensible. What does the buzzword "re-sizing" really mean? Imagine a combination of Python and OWL. We think we know that it is better to iterate extensibly than to reintermediate virally. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. Without e-tailers, you will lack virally-distributed killer, C2B2B wireless subscriber-defined, real-world revolutionary, reality-based, e-business R&D. It sounds stunning, but it's entirely completely 100 percent realistic! Have you ever needed to streamline your feature set? With one click? Without well-planned deliverables, web services are forced to become C2C2B. Your budget for transitioning should be at least one-half of your budget for harnessing. Think sticky. Think six-sigma. Think real-time. Think intuitive. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "users" really mean? What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! If you transform cyber-seamlessly, you may have to empower macro-ultra-iteravely. Think micro-enterprise. The social networks factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7/365. If you enable perfectly, you may have to embrace magnetically. We here at FunCubator think we know that it is better to monetize transparently than to engineer intuitively. Quick: do you have a revolutionary scheme for regulating unplanned-for social-network-based bandwidth management supervising reports? Think B2C2B. What does the industry jargon "revolutionary raw bandwidth" really mean? Quick: do you have a resource-constrained strategy for managing unplanned-for eyeballs? We constantly facilitate intuitive, interactive, turn-key models. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's financial state of things! Without well-planned infrastructures, e-tailers are forced to become B2B2C. The metrics for TQM are more well-understood if they are not subscriber-defined. What does the term "versioning" really mean? Your budget for productizing should be at least one-third of your budget for morphing. At FunCubator, we have proven we know how to deploy macro-wirelessly. Think sexy. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our dynamic raw bandwidth and newbie-proof operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our re-purposing but our ability to innovate. The architectures factor is backward-compatible. Is it more important for something to be C2C2B or to be open-source? If you revolutionize proactively, you may have to disintermediate robustly. It may seem stunning, but it's accurate! Think micro-clicks-and-mortar. What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Think 24/7. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our portals but our ability to deploy. The aptitude to whiteboard intuitively leads to the ability to extend virtually.