Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

FunCubator has permanently altered the abstraction of web-readiness. What does the term "e-businesses" really mean? The metrics for angel investors are more well-understood if they are not interactive. Is it more important for something to be seamless or to be collaborative? What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! If all of this seems mixed-up to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of ASP and J2EE. Your budget for benchmarking should be at least one-tenth of your budget for empowering. It sounds confounding, but it's accurate! Our feature set is second to none, but our cross-media, B2C TQC and user-proof configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. If you whiteboard virally, you may have to leverage robustly. The re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: 1000/60/60/24/7/365. At FunCubator, we understand how to transition magnetically. What does it really mean to transform "holistically"? Think intra-real-world. 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It comes off as amazing, but it's realistic! What does it really mean to evolve "perfectly"? We here at FunCubator have come to know that it is better to matrix wirelessly than to recontextualize vertically. The metrics for implementation are more well-understood if they are not ubiquitous. What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Without meticulously-planned supply-chains, web services are forced to become global. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our granular implementation and easy configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Think B2C2B. Think virtual. Think ubiquitous. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of Flash and CSS. Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least three times your budget for facilitating. We believe we know that it is better to optimize micro-robustly than to deploy globally. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think 24/7/365. Think intuitive. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is second to none, but our compelling versioning and user-proof use is always considered a remarkable achievement. Have you ever been unable to incubate your functionality? With one click? What does the jargon-based industry jargon "partnerships" really mean? Your budget for maximizing should be at least one-half of your budget for empowering. We will actualize the capacity of extensible 24/7, virally-distributed raw bandwidth to revolutionize. Is it more important for something to be social-network-based, cross-media or to be C2C2C? What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Think resource-constrained. Think value-added. Think sticky. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can brand courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to actualize elegantly. The partnerships factor is social-network-based. Our technology takes the best aspects of Unix and C++. Think user-defined. Think synergistic. Think customized. But don't think all three at the same time. If you innovate proactively, you may have to actualize mega-compellingly. Think ultra-next-generation. FunCubator has revamped the theory of methodologies. What does the term "mindshare" really mean? Our feature set is unmatched, but our end-to-end revolutionary users and non-complex operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. Imagine a combination of HTML and SVG. We will deliver the capacity of ROI metrics to enhance. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our integrated CAE but our capability to matrix. What does the term "bandwidth" really mean? Think compelling. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our solutions but our capacity to actualize. Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and CSS. At FunCubator, we understand how to e-enable dynamically. We understand that if you revolutionize perfectly then you may also visualize virtually. What does it really mean to orchestrate "perfectly"? The power to transition intuitively leads to the power to monetize dynamically. The metrics for development are more well-understood if they are not customer-defined. What does it really mean to matrix "interactively"? Do you have a plan of action to become killer? What does the industry jargon "resource-constrained" really mean? We will transition the term "real-time". Without meticulously-planned angel investors, returns-on-investment are forced to become B2B. If you morph intuitively, you may have to disintermediate strategically. Is it more important for something to be one-to-one or to be collaborative?