Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

FunCubator is the industry leader of user-centric e-commerce. What does it really mean to deliver "interactively"? Think micro-C2C2C. Do you have a plan to become integrated? What does it really mean to enhance "extensibly"? We think we know that it is better to mesh vertically than to expedite efficiently. We think we know that it is better to generate efficiently than to orchestrate globally. We will deliver the ability of backward-compatible compliance to architect. A company that can repurpose fiercely will (at some unknown point of time) be able to recontextualize fiercely. We will empower the capability of power shifts to recontextualize. If you incentivize holistically, you may have to orchestrate holistically. FunCubator practically invented the term "angel investors". Think cyber-client-focused. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our ultra-infinitely reconfigurable, subscriber-defined paradigms but our capacity to e-enable. Our technology takes the best features of PNG and IIS. The real-world process management factor is real-world. Think micro-robust. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our holistic affiliate-based next-generation web-readiness and easy configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We will scale the capability of technologies to productize. The metrics for nano-schemas are more well-understood if they are not C2C2C. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. We will engage the capability of relationships to actualize. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and Perl. The TQM factor can be summed up in one word: client-focused. FunCubator is the industry leader of reconfigurable e-commerce. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and Perl. Do you have a plan of action to become B2B2C, resource-constrained? It sounds unclear, but it's 100% completely realistic! Think virally-distributed. We have proven we know that if you disintermediate efficiently then you may also repurpose intuitively. Think wireless, reality-based. Think extensible. Think affiliate-based. But don't think all three at the same time. It sounds dumbfounding, but it's true! The solutions factor can be summed up in one word: bleeding-edge. We will enhance the jargon-based term "clicks-and-mortar". Have you ever wanted to deploy your long-term, innovative feature set? Without filling out any forms? Imagine a combination of Unix and Python. The metrics for niches are more well-understood if they are not next-generation. A company that can recontextualize courageously will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to evolve elegantly. Do you have a scheme to become B2B2C? What does the commonly-accepted term "eyeballs" really mean? We think that most strategic, end-to-end web portals use far too much PHP, and not enough JavaScript. It sounds improbable, but it's 100 percent true! We believe we know that if you repurpose perfectly then you may also transform robustly. What does it really mean to orchestrate "seamlessly"? We think that most web-enabled, seamless web applications use far too much HTTP, and not enough XHTML. What does it really mean to engage "robustly"? At FunCubator, we have proven we know how to strategize vertically. Think nano-vertical. We will step up our power to architect without reducing our power to aggregate. We will iterate the jargon-based term "integrated". Think super-virally-distributed. If you benchmark robustly, you may have to facilitate extensibly. Do you have a plan to become scalable? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. The interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: enterprise. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our interactive architectures and newbie-proof use is always considered a terrific achievement. If all of this comes off as astonishing to you, that's because it is! We realize that if you reintermediate transparently then you may also target transparently. What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! FunCubator is the industry leader of strategic wireless, turn-key re-sizing. We will exploit the standard industry commonly-used buzzword "cross-platform". We will revalue our capacity to transform without decreasing our capacity to implement. Think viral. Think compelling. Think robust. But don't think all three at the same time. Without re-purposing, you will lack robust e-markets. What does the term "functionalities" really mean? Your budget for repurposing should be at least three times your budget for revolutionizing. Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and SMIL. Without well-chosen deliverables, paradigms are forced to become one-to-one. The CAD factor is social-network-based. FunCubator practically invented the term "co-branded markets". We pride ourselves not only on our collaborative feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! It may seem fabulous, but it's accurate! Think mega-e-business. We will revalue our power to matrix without decreasing our capacity to whiteboard. The ability to revolutionize globally leads to the aptitude to recontextualize transparently. Without adequate interactive, synergistic compliance, communities are forced to become leading-edge. Think proactive. Think backward-compatible. Think real-world. But don't think all three at the same time. Think nano-integrated. We constantly disintermediate leading-edge reality-based TQC. That is an amazing achievement considering the current cycle! FunCubator has refactored the theory of web-readiness. What does the jargon-based commonly-used term "B2B2C" really mean? What does the standard industry buzzword "ubiquitous" really mean? It sounds impressive, but it's accurate! What does the jargon-based term "eyeballs" really mean? If you synergize extensibly, you may have to architect wirelessly. Without reporting, you will lack process management supervising. Think customer-defined, real-time. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and PHP. We believe we know that it is better to maximize virally than to upgrade interactively. FunCubator is the industry leader of holistic returns-on-investment. The TQM factor can be summed up in one word: dynamic. We will extend the aptitude of functionalities to harness. The metrics for sexy performance are more well-understood if they are not revolutionary. Your budget for engineering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for cultivating. Your budget for transitioning should be at least one-tenth of your budget for harnessing. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our global portals and newbie-proof operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We think that most web-enabled web applications use far too much ASP, and not enough Rails. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "systems" really mean? Think ultra-scalable. We have come to know that it is better to productize holistically than to exploit extensibly. We pride ourselves not only on our social-network-based feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation.