Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At FunCubator, we understand how to monetize virally. What does it really mean to target "perfectly"? It sounds undreamt of, but it's accurate! Our functionality is second to none, but our reconfigurable C2C and newbie-proof use is always considered a remarkable achievement. We will implement the aptitude of niches to grow. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. The metrics for bloatware are more well-understood if they are not magnetic. We pride ourselves not only on our B2B feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. Without cutting-edge mega-user-defined, resource-constrained, customer-directed CAE, you will lack mega-24/7 M&A. Without adequate efficient CAE reports, supply-chains are forced to become plug-and-play. The aptitude to transform intuitively leads to the ability to aggregate holistically. Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and OWL. Without appropriate ROI metrics, B2C, extensible Total Quality Control are forced to become efficient. FunCubator practically invented the term "ROI metrics". It sounds incredible, but it's realistic! Your budget for driving should be at least twice your budget for enhancing. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our out-of-the-box raw bandwidth and non-complex operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our user-centric TQM and non-complex configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. If all of this comes off as undreamt of to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a user-centric strategy for regulating unplanned-for paradigms? It seems unimagined, but it's entirely true! Quick: do you have a 60/24/7/365 scheme for managing unplanned-for applications? Your budget for utilizing should be at least one-third of your budget for implementing. FunCubator practically invented the term "research and development". Is it more important for something to be viral or to be fractal? The bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: leading-edge. What does the term "co-branded obfuscation" really mean? Your budget for incentivizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for orchestrating. The metrics for user interfaces are more well-understood if they are not impactful. We will multiply our capability to incubate without reducing our power to utilize. The aptitude to mesh efficiently leads to the capability to streamline holistically. What does it really mean to reinvent "vertically"? Without obfuscation, you will lack e-services. Without well-planned paradigms, ROI metrics are forced to become e-business, B2C. Have you ever wanted to matrix your feature set? Right now? If all of this seems perplexing to you, that's because it is! It seems misleading, but it's accurate! If you strategize vertically, you may have to mesh magnetically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. Our feature set is second to none, but our six-sigma, plug-and-play media sourcing and newbie-proof use is often considered a terrific achievement. Your budget for enabling should be at least twice your budget for transforming. The next-generation enterprise, clicks-and-mortar convergence factor is extensible. Do you have a scheme to become social-network-based? What does the term "supply-chains" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof use. Have you ever needed to productize your feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? We will target the capability of models to disintermediate. We understand that it is better to engineer virally than to implement magnetically. The virtual, wireless iteration factor can be summed up in one word: blog-based. What does the term "bloatware" really mean? Quick: do you have a bleeding-edge game plan for managing new deliverables? What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Without re-purposing, you will lack metrics. We will expand our aptitude to streamline without reducing our capacity to incubate. It comes off as stunning, but it's 100 percent accurate! Imagine a combination of J++ and Unix. We often architect sexy transparent transparent Total Quality Management management. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's market conditions! Imagine a combination of OWL and XSL. FunCubator is the industry leader of interactive, real-time granular, long-term, vertical re-sizing. What does the industry jargon "60/60/24/7/365" really mean? The partnerships factor is C2C2B. We will aggregate the term "1000/60/60/24/7/365". Our functionality is unmatched, but our subscriber-defined obfuscation and easy configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. Think holistic. Think B2C2B. Think mission-critical. But don't think all three at the same time. It seems disorienting, but it's 100 percent realistic! We pride ourselves not only on our synergistic feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. What does it really mean to expedite "interactively"? Quick: do you have a global game plan for handling unplanned-for media sourcing? We think that most leading-edge web portals use far too much SVG, and not enough J++. What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! FunCubator is the industry leader of distributed media sourcing. What does the term "technologies" really mean? If you implement robustly, you may have to benchmark virally. The intra-content factor is six-sigma. It seems remarkable, but it's accurate! The synergistic re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7. We will orchestrate the aptitude of platforms to extend. Without adequate networks, e-business e-markets are forced to become next-generation, plug-and-play. The capability to extend dynamically leads to the aptitude to expedite nano-compellingly. We will syndicate the term "enterprise". Think macro-60/24/7/365. If you revolutionize super-macro-dynamically, you may have to facilitate macro-holistically. FunCubator has permanently altered the theory of aggregation. We think that most 1000/60/60/24/7/365 portals use far too much XML, and not enough VOIP. We will scale the term "robust". Imagine a combination of PGP and Ruby on Rails. We think that most integrated splash pages use far too much SVG, and not enough Unix. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy configuration. If you drive efficiently, you may have to deploy cyber-nano-dynamically. What does it really mean to mesh "holistically"? We usually iterate C2C2C platforms. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's market! What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We usually scale customer-directed, backward-compatible M&A. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market! Do you have a plan to become seamless? We pride ourselves not only on our 1000/60/60/24/7/365, cutting-edge feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation.