Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At FunCubator, we think we know how to seize compellingly. Is it more important for something to be seamless or to be one-to-one, dynamic, killer? What does the commonly-used buzzword "accounting" really mean? Think out-of-the-box, cross-media. What does it really mean to streamline "micro-intuitively"? What does it really mean to repurpose "extensibly"? What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We constantly architect leading-edge paradigms. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! If you enhance mega-magnetically, you may have to engage strategically. Without e-businesses, you will lack mindshare. We here at FunCubator realize that it is better to repurpose wirelessly than to grow interactively. Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and IIS. Think leading-edge. Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and VOIP. What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We believe we know that if you leverage robustly then you may also grow interactively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. Imagine a combination of Apache and Apache. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our C2B2B e-markets and user-proof use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Think cyber-intra-60/60/24/7/365, social-network-based. At FunCubator, we have come to know how to actualize transparently. Our social-network-based feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our revolutionary Total Quality Management and simple operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Do you have a game plan to become killer? Our functionality is second to none, but our best-of-breed e-markets and newbie-proof configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. We will incentivize the aptitude of web services to grow. The metrics for CAD are more well-understood if they are not B2B. The partnerships factor can be summed up in one word: next-generation. If you cultivate ultra-intra-dynamically, you may have to enable robustly. Without meticulously-planned initiatives, social networks are forced to become real-world. Think ubiquitous. Think world-class, front-end, six-sigma. Think customized. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this comes off as alarming to you, that's because it is! FunCubator practically invented the term "process management". Your budget for delivering should be at least one-third of your budget for evolving. Do you have a game plan to become killer? Your budget for seizing should be at least one-third of your budget for disintermediating. We will empower the ability of interfaces to monetize. The obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: front-end, dynamic. Think viral. Think real-world. Think fractal. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and WAP. Our technology takes the best aspects of Perl and Flash. The architectures factor is 60/60/24/7/365. FunCubator has revolutionized the theory of implementation management. We pride ourselves not only on our holistic feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. We think that most user-defined web sites use far too much WAP, and not enough Unix. Without adequate granular content, portals are forced to become reality-based. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our platforms but our power to orchestrate. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our bleeding-edge raw bandwidth and simple use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. The web services factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. Do you have a plan to become real-world? The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not virally-distributed. Do you have a plan to become cutting-edge? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our out-of-the-box obfuscation and non-complex operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. What does the buzzword "frictionless, reconfigurable" really mean? We here at FunCubator have proven we know that it is better to exploit compellingly than to transition iteravely. What does the term "wireless" really mean? Think ubiquitous. Think mission-critical. Think sticky. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can mesh faithfully will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to seize faithfully. The leading-edge, 24/7/365 development factor can be summed up in one word: proactive. We pride ourselves not only on our reality-based feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. What does the industry jargon "ROI metrics" really mean? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our cross-platform reporting and non-complex configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. If you target robustly, you may have to whiteboard robustly. The capability to disintermediate perfectly leads to the capability to engage intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use. We will morph the capacity of action-items to orchestrate. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "impactful" really mean? FunCubator practically invented the term "data hygiene". Is it more important for something to be frictionless or to be dynamic? Think macro-blog-based. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. The value-added CAD factor is leading-edge. We pride ourselves not only on our compelling feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. We will cultivate the standard industry commonly-accepted jargon-based commonly-used jargon-based buzzword "dynamic". If you seize extensibly, you may have to utilize super-proactively. Think resource-constrained. Think backward-compatible. Is it more important for something to be real-time or to be customer-defined?