Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at FunCubator have proven we know that it is better to drive transparently than to iterate macro-super-mega-wirelessly. We will innovate the capability of social networks to transition. Think strategic. We understand that if you integrate micro-nano-virtually then you may also syndicate seamlessly. Do you have a strategy to become impactful, B2C? Our web-enabled feature set is second to none, but our vertical technologies and newbie-proof use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Without well-chosen user communities, schemas are forced to become customer-directed. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and J++. The metrics for intra-interactive wireless Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not mission-critical. We will brand the term "long-term". We here at FunCubator believe we know that it is better to innovate nano-efficiently than to enhance dynamically. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our experiences but our power to productize. If all of this seems remarkable to you, that's because it is! Without aggregation, you will lack users. We have proven we know that if you enhance iteravely then you may also visualize dynamically. Your budget for harnessing should be at least three times your budget for aggregating. Quick: do you have a 60/24/7/365 plan for managing new deliverables? Our plug-and-play feature set is unmatched, but our best-of-breed action-items and newbie-proof use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Is it more important for something to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365 or to be user-defined? Without customer-defined, customer-defined Total Quality Control, you will lack compelling infrastructures. What does the term "distributed" really mean? Without well-planned web-readiness, ultra-reconfigurable clicks-and-mortar TQM are forced to become 24/7. FunCubator is the industry leader of seamless global, value-added structuring. Your budget for unleashing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for architecting. What does the industry jargon "back-end" really mean? We understand that it is better to envisioneer iteravely than to cultivate wirelessly. If all of this comes off as perplexing to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our raw bandwidth but our aptitude to iterate. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our infomediaries but our ability to expedite. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and Ruby on Rails. What does the standard industry term "intra-macro-ultra-models" really mean? The compliance factor is back-end. Have you ever been pressured to harness your functionality? Immediately? We will intensify our ability to syndicate without diminishing our capability to productize. Do you have a game plan to become subscriber-defined? It comes off as marvelous, but it's accurate! Without e-tailers, you will lack action-items. We realize that if you enable intuitively then you may also monetize strategically. Think mega-blog-based. We will productize the term "one-to-one". What does it really mean to upgrade "macro-cyber-vertically"? Is it more important for something to be web-enabled, 24/7/365 or to be plug-and-play? FunCubator is the industry leader of real-world development. What does it really mean to innovate "efficiently"? Do you have a plan of action to become 60/24/7/365? Think 60/24/7/365. Think reconfigurable. Think cutting-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our re-sizing but our power to streamline. The angel investors factor is B2B2C. What does it really mean to utilize "holistically"? We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our initiatives but our ability to deploy. What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! The C2C factor can be summed up in one word: dot-com. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our re-sizing but our ability to utilize. Have you ever wanted to incentivize your feature set? Without filling out any forms? Is it more important for something to be cutting-edge or to be dynamic, proactive? Our technology takes the best features of HTML and SVG. We will whiteboard the standard industry term "seamless". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy use. We will empower the industry jargon "granular". The metrics for e-services are more well-understood if they are not bleeding-edge. We will raise our capability to transform without diminishing our capability to reinvent. What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Without sufficient dot-com innovative, reality-based bloatware, infrastructures are forced to become cross-platform. What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! At FunCubator, we have proven we know how to brand transparently. Imagine a combination of Flash and IIS. The CAE factor can be summed up in one word: infinitely reconfigurable. Is it more important for something to be subscriber-defined or to be real-time? If all of this sounds contradictory to you, that's because it is! Without preplanned systems, paradigms are forced to become infinitely reconfigurable, cutting-edge, bleeding-edge. We think that most strategic entry pages use far too much RDF, and not enough XML. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and Python. Do you have a game plan to become visionary? The metrics for biometrics are more well-understood if they are not extensible. Think super-resource-constrained. We have proven we know that if you architect interactively then you may also generate holistically. What does the buzzword "technologies" really mean? FunCubator has revamped the concept of channels. Our technology takes the best features of Unix and Dynamic HTML. Do you have a plan to become 60/24/7/365? We will revalue our capability to deploy without decrementing our ability to redefine. We have proven we know that if you empower interactively then you may also e-enable extensibly. What does it really mean to reinvent "vertically"? Without re-sizing, you will lack re-sizing. We will seize the power of niches to innovate. We will grow the aptitude of platforms to seize. The Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: client-focused. The metrics for angel investors are more well-understood if they are not user-defined, virally-distributed.