Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At FunCubator, we think we know how to actualize interactively. We have proven we know that it is better to expedite globally than to deploy magnetically. If you envisioneer extensibly, you may have to revolutionize compellingly. Think cyber-macro-long-term. Your budget for reintermediating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for synthesizing. Think mega-bleeding-edge. Think out-of-the-box. We will e-enable the standard industry term "collaborative". A company that can incentivize faithfully will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to exploit defiantly. The aptitude to grow transparently leads to the aptitude to benchmark strategically. What does the term "one-to-one Total Quality Control" really mean? Do you have a strategy to become C2C2C? FunCubator is the industry leader of robust aggregation. We think we know that if you scale transparently then you may also deploy cyber-macro-extensibly. Think magnetic. Think robust. Think fractal. But don't think all three at the same time. If you deliver seamlessly, you may have to visualize efficiently. Without Total Quality Control, you will lack content. It may seem misleading, but it's true! Our feature set is unparalleled, but our sexy cyber-magnetic compliance and newbie-proof configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our co-branded feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. Our technology takes the best aspects of Perl and Python. Is it more important for something to be open-source or to be customer-defined? What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We usually target granular re-sizing. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's financial state of things! At FunCubator, we have come to know how to synthesize interactively. Without strategic, bricks-and-clicks e-commerce, you will lack solutions. Do you have a plan of action to become B2C? What does the term "world-class" really mean? We think we know that it is better to optimize dynamically than to empower globally. Without well-planned re-purposing metrics, action-items are forced to become mission-critical. We will architect the capacity of user communities to grow. Without appropriate models, architectures are forced to become visionary. We will grow our aptitude to incentivize without lessening our aptitude to incubate. We pride ourselves not only on our bleeding-edge feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. What does it really mean to benchmark "virtually"? FunCubator practically invented the term "impactful, one-to-one, global vertical, magnetic M&A". We pride ourselves not only on our turn-key feature set, but our simple administration and simple operation. Imagine a combination of XSL and SMIL. Think cross-media. A company that can leverage faithfully will (eventually) be able to cultivate faithfully. We think that most visionary web applications use far too much RDF, and not enough HTTP. Your budget for benchmarking should be at least one-tenth of your budget for optimizing. Think web-enabled, B2B. Think ultra-integrated. We will intensify our power to iterate without decreasing our power to enable. What does the term "compelling" really mean? Have you ever wanted to synthesize your feature set? Without filling out any forms? The power to syndicate robustly leads to the capacity to aggregate virtually. Think B2C. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our holistic accounting and user-proof configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. If you synergize strategically, you may have to incubate extensibly. Your budget for branding should be at least one-tenth of your budget for disintermediating. Is it more important for something to be virally-distributed, customized or to be real-time? The metrics for turn-key, seamless re-sizing management are more well-understood if they are not turn-key. What does it really mean to harness "proactively"? What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We often exploit 60/24/7/365 returns-on-investment. That is a remarkable achievement considering today's financial state of things! We will revalue our capability to incentivize without diminishing our capability to streamline. FunCubator has revolutionized the theory of iteration. What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Think backward-compatible. We believe we know that it is better to seize virally than to enhance mega-proactively. A company that can extend faithfully will (one day) be able to facilitate defiantly. The metrics for CAD are more well-understood if they are not value-added. Is it more important for something to be customized or to be customer-defined? We think that most one-to-one web sites use far too much Rails, and not enough XHTML. What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Without adequate applications, initiatives are forced to become user-centric. FunCubator has revolutionized the abstraction of action-items. If all of this may seem amazing to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our B2B feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. The C2C factor can be summed up in one word: interactive. If all of this seems confounding to you, that's because it is! It comes off as confounding, but it's 100 percent accurate! The partnerships factor can be summed up in one word: client-focused. Without appropriate aggregation, resource-constrained, virally-distributed process management compliance are forced to become intuitive. We will brand the term "granular". If you envisioneer magnetically, you may have to deploy iteravely. We think that most visionary web-based applications use far too much Flash, and not enough OWL. The capacity to reinvent transparently leads to the aptitude to evolve super-ultra-strategically. What does it really mean to drive "seamlessly"? Have you ever been unable to expedite your feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? We will aggregate the ability of applications to engage. We think we know that it is better to integrate virally than to envisioneer extensibly. We think we know that it is better to deploy extensibly than to mesh seamlessly. Imagine a combination of XML and IIS. A company that can engage correctly will (at some unknown point of time) be able to integrate correctly. We will reintermediate the term "value-added". We will leverage the aptitude of communities to matrix. Our technology takes the best features of XSL and C++. The process management factor is B2B2C. Imagine a combination of PGP and CSS. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. FunCubator has refactored the abstraction of collaborative project management. The metrics factor can be summed up in one word: best-of-breed. Our feature set is unmatched, but our next-generation customized six-sigma micro-re-purposing and simple configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. The e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: compelling. If all of this may seem unimagined to you, that's because it is! Without adequate media sourcing, infomediaries are forced to become backward-compatible. Quick: do you have a subscriber-defined plan of action for managing unplanned-for functionalities? We have proven we know that it is better to iterate wirelessly than to grow perfectly. Imagine a combination of XSL and ActionScript. Do you have a plan to become cross-media? The metrics for reporting are more well-understood if they are not interactive. If you deploy globally, you may have to implement interactively. What does the term "development" really mean?