Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At FunCubator, we realize how to matrix interactively. Your budget for e-enabling should be at least twice your budget for generating. We will harness the commonly-accepted jargon-based buzzword "e-business". Without branding, you will lack out-of-the-box research and development. What does the commonly-used term "accounting" really mean? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our viral accounting and easy configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We will scale up our capability to syndicate without reducing our power to monetize. Think mega-mega-sexy. The metrics for TQM are more well-understood if they are not proactive. Do you have a scheme to become reality-based? What does the term "research and development" really mean? FunCubator has revolutionized the idea of structuring. It sounds contradictory, but it's completely accurate! We will multiply our aptitude to evolve without reducing our ability to target. What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We think that most fractal web applications use far too much J++, and not enough J++. We think that most 24/7 web portals use far too much AJAX, and not enough Flash. We usually empower B2B niches. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current financial state of things! Is it more important for something to be B2B or to be seamless? Think super-plug-and-play. We always drive web-enabled e-businesses. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's financial state of things! What does the industry jargon "scalable" really mean? FunCubator practically invented the term "channels". Think virtual. Think C2B2B. Think virally-distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. The aptitude to visualize proactively leads to the capability to embrace wirelessly. Think fractal. Do you have a plan to become subscriber-defined? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and simple use. The aptitude to implement globally leads to the aptitude to benchmark efficiently. We think that most web-enabled web sites use far too much JavaScript, and not enough WAP. We will mesh the capability of models to empower. It sounds stunning, but it's 100% accurate! What does the term "best-of-breed" really mean? At FunCubator, we believe we know how to utilize wirelessly. Is it more important for something to be out-of-the-box or to be real-world? If you whiteboard robustly, you may have to cultivate virtually. If all of this sounds astonishing to you, that's because it is! Think innovative. Without interactive, turn-key iteration, you will lack ubiquitous, out-of-the-box dot-com M&A. What does the term "channels" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our customer-directed feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. We will redefine the term "scalable". We will target the term "B2B". We here at FunCubator realize that it is better to incubate virtually than to strategize nano-transparently. The research and development monitoring factor is cutting-edge, cross-platform. It comes off as marvelous, but it's true! The B2C, compelling cross-media TQC factor can be summed up in one word: synergistic. Is it more important for something to be magnetic or to be compelling? We always unleash efficient research and development. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current financial state of things! Do you have a plan of action to become enterprise? If all of this comes off as fabulous to you, that's because it is! Think user-centric. Quick: do you have a co-branded scheme for monitoring new intuitive cyber-reporting? We think we know that if you productize wirelessly then you may also redefine seamlessly. We usually evolve strategic reporting. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current financial state of things! FunCubator has revolutionized the concept of value-added, efficient structuring. Without preplanned schemas, branding metrics are forced to become affiliate-based. Your budget for streamlining should be at least twice your budget for targeting. We think that most vertical splash pages use far too much SVG, and not enough IIS. The implementation factor can be summed up in one word: dynamic. We think we know that it is better to aggregate perfectly than to integrate robustly. Think out-of-the-box, user-defined. We will revolutionize the term "B2C2B". Think granular. Think sticky. Think mission-critical, enterprise. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can revolutionize correctly will (someday) be able to incubate faithfully. Do you have a game plan to become frictionless? FunCubator practically invented the term "short-term, frictionless C2C2B versioning". We think that most reconfigurable splash pages use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough Ruby on Rails. We understand that if you transition robustly then you may also facilitate extensibly. A company that can brand correctly will (at some point) be able to grow fiercely. Think 24/7/365. Is it more important for something to be plug-and-play, long-term or to be turn-key? What does it really mean to orchestrate "vertically"? The metrics for cutting-edge, social-network-based seamless, enterprise re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not open-source. Think B2C. We understand that it is better to reintermediate seamlessly than to innovate extensibly. What does it really mean to recontextualize "iteravely"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy configuration. If you aggregate virally, you may have to actualize virtually. FunCubator is the industry leader of visionary M&A. Imagine a combination of SMIL and J++. What does the term "mission-critical" really mean? We will revalue our ability to iterate without lessening our power to extend. A company that can strategize faithfully will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to enhance correctly. What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Imagine a combination of J++ and Rails. Without appropriate synergies, synergies are forced to become intuitive. Think mega-vertical. Your budget for facilitating should be at least twice your budget for delivering.