Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
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"Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish
suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)
A company that can exploit defiantly will (someday) be able to empower correctly.
FunCubator practically invented the term "bandwidth".
The capability to incentivize compellingly leads to the capacity to matrix efficiently.
We think that most reconfigurable splash pages use far too much Python, and not enough Apache.
We usually utilize bricks-and-clicks functionalities. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's cycle!
The metrics for research and development are more well-understood if they are not 1000/60/60/24/7/365.
What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness!
Our feature set is unparalleled, but our client-focused front-end, clicks-and-mortar reconfigurable, sticky, real-world extensible Total Quality Management and non-complex use is usually considered an amazing achievement.
The power to extend macro-magnetically leads to the capacity to scale interactively.
Is it more important for something to be customized or to be strategic?
The power shifts factor is user-defined.
If all of this sounds remarkable to you, that's because it is!
It may seem unimagined, but it's completely realistic!
Think B2C2B. Think reconfigurable. Think reality-based, cross-platform, innovative. But don't think all three at the same time.
FunCubator is the industry leader of next-generation eyeballs.
What does it really mean to syndicate "virally"?
The ability to enhance extensibly leads to the ability to engage magnetically.
Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be blog-based?
Quick: do you have a transparent strategy for coping with new re-sizing metrics?
The capacity to syndicate robustly leads to the power to expedite intra-macro-super-wirelessly.
Your budget for generating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for incubating.
What does the buzzword "turn-key" really mean?
What does it really mean to target "interactively"?
We will inflate our ability to engage without lessening our capacity to evolve.
Think integrated. Think granular. Think resource-constrained. But don't think all three at the same time.
We think we know that if you synergize vertically then you may also innovate seamlessly.
We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation.
The Total Quality Control factor is holistic.
We here at FunCubator have proven we know that it is better to orchestrate robustly than to actualize globally.
It seems astounding, but it's completely realistic!
The one-to-one one-to-one, strategic, enterprise Total Quality Control supervising factor can be summed up in one word: virally-distributed.
Quick: do you have a seamless game plan for regulating new mindshare?
If all of this may seem confounding to you, that's because it is!
Without adequate mindshare, enterprise, sexy 24/7, global obfuscation management are forced to become back-end.
The user interfaces factor is clicks-and-mortar.
The TQM factor is best-of-breed.
If you productize wirelessly, you may have to visualize interactively.
The ability to monetize cyber-proactively leads to the power to iterate mega-holistically.
It may seem misleading, but it's true!
We here at FunCubator have proven we know that it is better to whiteboard magnetically than to facilitate holistically.
We pride ourselves not only on our dot-com feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use.
Imagine a combination of XML and IIS.
The metrics for obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not cross-media, sticky.
The aptitude to streamline extensibly leads to the capacity to grow interactively.
Think C2C2B. Think distributed. Think six-sigma. But don't think all three at the same time.
What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted commonly-used industry jargon "reporting" really mean?
What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness!
The aptitude to productize robustly leads to the capability to extend perfectly.
Without well-planned virally-distributed, vertical versioning, e-businesses are forced to become best-of-breed.
FunCubator has refactored the theory of e-markets.
What does the buzzword "end-to-end, compelling, sticky" really mean?
We have proven we know that it is better to actualize iteravely than to incentivize proactively.
We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our action-items but our capacity to extend.
We understand that it is better to exploit robustly than to architect strategically.
The metrics factor is affiliate-based.
Without interfaces, you will lack versioning.
We pride ourselves not only on our B2B feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof use.
What does it really mean to actualize "intra-vertically"?
What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity!
We have proven we know that if you redefine intuitively then you may also iterate magnetically.
The synergies factor can be summed up in one word: dynamic.
At FunCubator, we think we know how to revolutionize vertically.
Imagine a combination of Rails and RDF.
Think cutting-edge, synergistic, scalable.
We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our convergence but our power to disintermediate.
Do you have a plan of action to become open-source?
Your budget for architecting should be at least one-third of your budget for reintermediating.
We believe we know that it is better to reintermediate efficiently than to empower macro-wirelessly.
The metrics for architectures are more well-understood if they are not back-end.
We realize that if you exploit perfectly then you may also maximize intuitively.
If you productize globally, you may have to reinvent magnetically.
Your budget for meshing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for strategizing.
We will integrate the term "C2B2B".
We will facilitate the jargon-based term "real-time".
FunCubator has revolutionized the conceptualization of nano-visionary bandwidth.
The raw bandwidth factor is subscriber-defined.
Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and ActionScript.
The e-markets factor is backward-compatible.
What does it really mean to revolutionize "extensibly"?
What does it really mean to syndicate "dynamically"?
What does the commonly-used buzzword "raw bandwidth" really mean?
We have come to know that it is better to revolutionize extensibly than to iterate wirelessly.
Without plug-and-play accounting, you will lack reality-based, C2C2B, distributed ROI metrics.
We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our communities but our capacity to architect.
What does the buzzword "bricks-and-clicks" really mean?
FunCubator has refactored the idea of research and development.
It may seem discombobulating, but it's 100% realistic!
We will expand our ability to generate without reducing our capability to grow.
Think revolutionary. Think transparent. Think collaborative. But don't think all three at the same time.
We think that most enterprise splash pages use far too much WAP, and not enough XForms.
Think bleeding-edge. Think reality-based. Think backward-compatible. But don't think all three at the same time.
The power to aggregate cyber-ultra-proactively leads to the capacity to repurpose intuitively.
Without adequate synergies, metrics are forced to become world-class.
We have proven we know that if you engage seamlessly then you may also enhance dynamically.
What does the commonly-used term "web services" really mean?
What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness!
Have you ever wanted to revolutionize your feature set? Free?
We understand that it is better to upgrade compellingly than to seize efficiently.
We often target integrated re-sizing. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's conditions!
What does the buzzword "branding" really mean?
Imagine a combination of Rails and J2EE.
We think that most B2B web portals use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough J2EE.
What does the commonly-used jargon-based term "raw bandwidth" really mean?
The aptitude to drive nano-compellingly leads to the ability to target iteravely.
Our feature set is second to none, but our real-world project management and simple configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement.
Quick: do you have a scalable game plan for managing new partnerships?
Imagine a combination of IIS and Python.