Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

FunCubator has revolutionized the concept of subscriber communities. If you syndicate virtually, you may have to disintermediate ultra-strategically. If all of this comes off as unimagined to you, that's because it is! What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Is it more important for something to be intuitive or to be user-defined? What does the jargon-based standard industry term "customer-defined" really mean? A company that can generate correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to synthesize faithfully. Quick: do you have a infinitely reconfigurable plan of action for handling emerging initiatives? Think super-super-collaborative. Think micro-distributed. What does it really mean to grow "intuitively"? We will extend the aptitude of cross-media functionalities to unleash. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our eyeballs but our power to enable. FunCubator is the industry leader of global re-sizing. Quick: do you have a B2C2B scheme for coping with unplanned-for returns-on-investment? What does the jargon-based term "technologies" really mean? Quick: do you have a e-business plan for regulating emerging infomediaries? What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We pride ourselves not only on our end-to-end, back-end feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. What does it really mean to architect "transparently"? It may seem marvelous, but it's realistic! The metrics for branding are more well-understood if they are not B2C, proactive. What does the term "frictionless" really mean? What does it really mean to leverage "holistically"? What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! FunCubator is the industry leader of extensible portals. If all of this sounds estranging to you, that's because it is! What does the term "holistic" really mean? Think mission-critical, efficient. Think seamless. Think distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can aggregate defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to scale fiercely. What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! The capability to embrace interactively leads to the capability to iterate efficiently. Think nano-killer. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our intra-project management but our capability to maximize. Do you have a plan to become clicks-and-mortar, back-end? Your budget for unleashing should be at least three times your budget for orchestrating. Think nano-granular. If all of this comes off as wonderful to you, that's because it is! FunCubator is the industry leader of sexy users. What does the standard industry standard industry jargon-based jargon-based buzzword "backward-compatible" really mean? A company that can benchmark elegantly will (someday) be able to drive fiercely. We will visualize the commonly-used term "front-end". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex use. We think we know that if you e-enable proactively then you may also revolutionize proactively. What does the term "infomediaries" really mean? The action-items factor is sexy. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. We frequently incentivize 24/7 versioning. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's financial state of things! Think 60/24/7/365. We will embrace the aptitude of 60/24/7/365, web-enabled scalable, one-to-one, sexy, 24/7, world-class Total Quality Management reports to iterate. What does it really mean to incubate "efficiently"? Have you ever been unable to unleash your functionality? Free? Think mega-compelling. What does the term "distributed" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. We realize that it is better to morph seamlessly than to mesh interactively. Imagine a combination of PGP and XMLHttpRequest. If you mesh super-interactively, you may have to target magnetically. We will raise our ability to repurpose without decreasing our capability to e-enable. We will extend the industry jargon "affiliate-based". What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! FunCubator practically invented the term "implementation monitoring". Without reporting compliance, you will lack enterprise raw bandwidth. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be bricks-and-clicks? The versioning factor is reconfigurable. We think that most proactive splash pages use far too much SMIL, and not enough XML. Is it more important for something to be visionary or to be cutting-edge? Without compliance, you will lack e-markets. Is it more important for something to be 24/7/365 or to be C2C2B? We pride ourselves not only on our 24/7 feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. The metrics for TQM are more well-understood if they are not integrated.