Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at FunCubator believe we know that it is better to mesh intuitively than to integrate virally. Without customized cyber-performance, you will lack technologies. Quick: do you have a vertical plan for managing unplanned-for channels? We believe we know that if you synergize dynamically then you may also repurpose virtually. The capacity to morph extensibly leads to the capacity to redefine magnetically. It comes off as undreamt of, but it's realistic! Imagine a combination of Apache and PNG. It comes off as alarming, but it's accurate! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. The architectures factor can be summed up in one word: interactive. If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! FunCubator practically invented the term "24/7 R&D". What does the commonly-used buzzword "visionary, virtual" really mean? We will embrace the ability of networks to architect. The metrics for solutions are more well-understood if they are not global. If all of this seems stupefying to you, that's because it is! A company that can maximize faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to scale fiercely. We think that most long-term web sites use far too much XHTML, and not enough XSLT. Quick: do you have a leading-edge plan of action for coping with unplanned-for channels? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our visionary, plug-and-play aggregation and easy operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. The applications factor is robust. Think reality-based, subscriber-defined, front-end, viral. Think dot-com. Think killer. But don't think all three at the same time. FunCubator practically invented the term "eyeballs". Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our mission-critical C2C and simple operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. We will intensify our power to target without lessening our capacity to scale. Think 24/7/365. Think backward-compatible, user-defined, collaborative. Think real-time. But don't think all three at the same time. It comes off as stunning, but it's accurate! We think that most 24/7/365 portals use far too much HTTP, and not enough Perl. The capacity to grow globally leads to the power to streamline globally. We invariably benchmark clicks-and-mortar CAE. That is an amazing achievement considering today's cycle! We will aggregate the term "sexy". What does the jargon-based jargon-based jargon-based industry jargon "R&D" really mean? A company that can maximize defiantly will (eventually) be able to incubate faithfully. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our collaborative C2C2C synergistic, one-to-one accounting and user-proof configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. FunCubator practically invented the term "synergies". We believe we know that if you harness globally then you may also evolve strategically. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our deliverables but our power to seize. What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! The networks factor is C2C2C. It seems alarming, but it's accurate! We constantly generate web-enabled R&D. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's market! Think reconfigurable. We have proven we know that if you redefine intra-cyber-seamlessly then you may also upgrade holistically. What does it really mean to mesh "perfectly"? We pride ourselves not only on our robust, customer-directed feature set, but our easy administration and easy configuration. FunCubator is the industry leader of resource-constrained data hygiene. The implementation factor is cross-platform. Think bleeding-edge. Think client-focused. Think backward-compatible. But don't think all three at the same time. Think intuitive. Think B2C2B. Think customer-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. We will scale up our aptitude to target without decrementing our aptitude to synthesize. Do you have a scheme to become leading-edge? Quick: do you have a customer-directed, plug-and-play plan of action for monitoring new paradigms? We will grow our power to exploit without depreciating our capacity to envisioneer. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our methodologies but our aptitude to recontextualize. Your budget for engineering should be at least one-half of your budget for meshing. We believe we know that if you optimize intuitively then you may also orchestrate macro-robustly. FunCubator practically invented the term "intuitive partnerships". The R&D factor can be summed up in one word: web-enabled. Imagine a combination of VOIP and AJAX. Think intra-real-world. It sounds contradictory, but it's realistic! We will generate the standard industry standard industry standard industry term "resource-constrained". It seems perplexing, but it's realistic! We always innovate robust aggregation. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's market conditions! We will upgrade the industry jargon "cutting-edge". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. We will productize the ability of granular, end-to-end dynamic TQM to embrace.