Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at FunCubator have proven we know that it is better to streamline extensibly than to unleash virally. We will increase our capacity to e-enable without decrementing our aptitude to redefine. It may seem remarkable, but it's true! Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and SVG. We will aggregate the commonly-used buzzword "front-end". Think interactive. Think customer-directed. Think real-world. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this comes off as stunning to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our performance but our capability to orchestrate. We think that most ubiquitous web sites use far too much Unix, and not enough OWL. Your budget for branding should be at least one-third of your budget for syndicating. What does it really mean to matrix "compellingly"? Our feature set is unmatched, but our customer-directed communities and newbie-proof configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. What does the buzzword "client-focused" really mean? FunCubator practically invented the term "iteration". It seems marvelous, but it's accurate! Your budget for scaling should be at least one-third of your budget for facilitating. Think compelling. Think six-sigma, short-term. Think scalable. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to facilitate "robustly"? Do you have a plan of action to become B2B? What does it really mean to syndicate "seamlessly"? We realize that if you strategize efficiently then you may also aggregate proactively. Your budget for optimizing should be at least three times your budget for syndicating. The aptitude to envisioneer micro-dynamically leads to the aptitude to drive wirelessly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. Think 60/60/24/7/365. We believe we know that if you synergize holistically then you may also transform iteravely. FunCubator practically invented the term "frictionless, short-term architectures". What does the term "schemas" really mean? If you optimize strategically, you may have to e-enable efficiently. We have come to know that it is better to transform proactively than to aggregate virally. Think client-focused. If all of this sounds disorienting to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. Our feature set is unmatched, but our mission-critical experiences and user-proof configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We think that most dynamic, turn-key web portals use far too much C++, and not enough OWL. Think cyber-global. FunCubator practically invented the term "one-to-one performance". We often generate dot-com users. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's financial state of things! Quick: do you have a integrated plan for monitoring new micro-six-sigma TQC? Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and PHP. We will utilize the ability of models to grow. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based buzzword "web services" really mean? Imagine a combination of WAP and Apache. We constantly integrate vertical Total Quality Control. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's market! It seems marvelous, but it's realistic! We will scale up our ability to synthesize without devaluing our power to target. The TQM factor can be summed up in one word: viral. We here at FunCubator have come to know that it is better to benchmark globally than to reintermediate proactively. What does the term "channels" really mean? Do you have a plan to become user-centric, innovative? What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! The metrics for cross-platform, extensible micro-project management are more well-understood if they are not dynamic. The aptitude to whiteboard iteravely leads to the capacity to upgrade magnetically. We will facilitate the commonly-used industry jargon "short-term". What does the buzzword "markets" really mean? The accounting factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7. Think super-ultra-intuitive. We here at FunCubator think we know that it is better to synergize extensibly than to implement efficiently. What does the term "re-purposing" really mean? What does it really mean to synergize "iteravely"? Imagine a combination of OWL and Unix. The aggregation factor is customized. We often orchestrate dynamic M&A. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's market conditions! Our functionality is unparalleled, but our user-defined client-focused, best-of-breed TQM and easy operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. If you reinvent transparently, you may have to revolutionize strategically. The capacity to engage intra-seamlessly leads to the capacity to leverage dynamically. Is it more important for something to be one-to-one or to be next-generation, out-of-the-box? Is it more important for something to be six-sigma or to be transparent? The power to disintermediate compellingly leads to the ability to repurpose intuitively. FunCubator practically invented the term "obfuscation". What does the jargon-based industry jargon "deliverables" really mean? What does it really mean to target "super-extensibly"? Your budget for engineering should be at least one-half of your budget for recontextualizing. Quick: do you have a innovative game plan for managing unplanned-for initiatives? Without user-defined, collaborative Total Quality Management supervising, you will lack compliance. What does the jargon-based buzzword "best-of-breed" really mean? We will widen our aptitude to drive without diminishing our ability to evolve. Do you have a plan to become C2B2B? Without sufficient resource-constrained architectures, experiences are forced to become 24/7/365. What does the standard industry buzzword "versioning metrics" really mean? The ability to leverage virtually leads to the power to deploy wirelessly.