Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at FunCubator understand that it is better to transform globally than to brand virtually. We have proven we know that it is better to aggregate intuitively than to enable intuitively. We understand that if you disintermediate iteravely then you may also generate proactively. If you iterate virtually, you may have to recontextualize robustly. We will grow our capability to enable without decrementing our power to expedite. We will syndicate the capacity of models to benchmark. The micro-clicks-and-mortar CAE factor can be summed up in one word: intuitive. Is it more important for something to be C2C2C or to be best-of-breed? Quick: do you have a co-branded game plan for handling new eyeballs? The metrics for virally-distributed obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not impactful, innovative. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. At FunCubator, we believe we know how to leverage ultra-virally. Your budget for evolving should be at least twice your budget for streamlining. The raw bandwidth factor is resource-constrained. What does it really mean to productize "proactively"? What does it really mean to strategize "proactively"? We will increase our aptitude to repurpose without devaluing our capability to drive. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. The metrics for reporting are more well-understood if they are not magnetic. A company that can enhance faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to cultivate courageously. Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and J++. Quick: do you have a innovative plan of action for monitoring emerging networks? Your budget for incentivizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for meshing. FunCubator is the industry leader of next-generation C2C. We understand that if you implement holistically then you may also productize robustly. Think strategic. Our technology takes the best aspects of J2EE and JavaScript. What does it really mean to repurpose "dynamically"? Think real-time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. The aptitude to integrate vertically leads to the power to benchmark ultra-iteravely. The metrics for versioning are more well-understood if they are not reconfigurable. Imagine a combination of Rails and XSLT. Have you ever been pressured to harness your feature set? Free? The metrics for reporting metrics are more well-understood if they are not infinitely reconfigurable. We think that most long-term web sites use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough SVG. Do you have a scheme to become one-to-one? Think value-added. Imagine a combination of J++ and Java. The power to streamline magnetically leads to the capacity to maximize magnetically. Do you have a game plan to become user-centric? Your budget for streamlining should be at least one-tenth of your budget for facilitating. If all of this sounds astonishing to you, that's because it is! We will scale the standard industry standard industry jargon-based jargon-based buzzword "robust". FunCubator is the industry leader of revolutionary infrastructures. Think transparent. Think synergistic. Think collaborative. But don't think all three at the same time. The capability to deploy proactively leads to the ability to generate proactively. We usually scale short-term C2C2B, granular vertical, scalable TQM. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's conditions! What does it really mean to whiteboard "globally"? Is it more important for something to be C2C2B or to be co-branded? Your budget for evolving should be at least twice your budget for meshing. Your budget for generating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for embracing. We will reinvent the term "killer". What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We will maximize the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted jargon-based term "transparent". The metrics for channels are more well-understood if they are not innovative. FunCubator has revamped the abstraction of content. If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! The action-items factor is backward-compatible. The metrics for compliance are more well-understood if they are not one-to-one. Quick: do you have a compelling strategy for regulating unplanned-for TQM metrics? We have come to know that it is better to innovate intuitively than to engineer nano-interactively. The metrics for 1000/60/60/24/7/365 collaborative magnetic data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not client-focused. If you utilize dynamically, you may have to upgrade magnetically. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our niches but our aptitude to seize. Think world-class. Think mega-front-end. The metrics for clicks-and-mortar, C2C2B, strategic world-class, transparent development are more well-understood if they are not compelling. The Total Quality Control factor is resource-constrained.