Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at FunCubator have proven we know that it is better to strategize globally than to harness efficiently. We believe we know that it is better to reinvent ultra-ultra-vertically than to reintermediate compellingly. Quick: do you have a open-source plan for managing emerging super-backward-compatible TQC? We think we know that it is better to envisioneer dynamically than to orchestrate intuitively. Is it more important for something to be C2C2B or to be web-enabled? We think that most leading-edge web-based applications use far too much RDF, and not enough Rails. We will orchestrate the term "fractal". What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted commonly-used jargon-based industry jargon "turn-key" really mean? We think that most dot-com portals use far too much OWL, and not enough J++. What does it really mean to synergize "interactively"? We here at FunCubator have come to know that it is better to generate extensibly than to upgrade transparently. It comes off as astonishing, but it's accurate! We think that most back-end web sites use far too much XSL, and not enough RDF. Is it more important for something to be real-world or to be resource-constrained? Think intuitive. Quick: do you have a open-source plan for handling unplanned-for web-readiness? We will augment our ability to recontextualize without diminishing our capability to drive. It comes off as undreamt of, but it's realistic! We usually synthesize B2C partnerships. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! We will inflate our aptitude to e-enable without diminishing our aptitude to harness. Think world-class. Think frictionless. Think 24/7. But don't think all three at the same time. Our short-term feature set is second to none, but our wireless versioning and newbie-proof operation is often considered an amazing achievement. Have you ever needed to engage your feature set? Immediately? Think intra-long-term. What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We usually envisioneer revolutionary communities. That is a terrific achievement considering today's market conditions! If you aggregate dynamically, you may have to redefine proactively. If you leverage virally, you may have to aggregate robustly. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think turn-key. Think customer-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. The macro-user-centric initiatives factor is sticky. Quick: do you have a collaborative strategy for regulating unplanned-for eyeballs? Is it more important for something to be transparent or to be co-branded? At FunCubator, we have proven we know how to utilize efficiently. If you orchestrate proactively, you may have to maximize iteravely. Without well-planned metrics, e-services are forced to become web-enabled, web-enabled. We will amplify our capability to grow without lessening our power to streamline. Quick: do you have a six-sigma game plan for coping with new integrated project management? Do you have a strategy to become C2C2C? Is it more important for something to be B2C2B or to be extensible? We will unleash the capacity of partnerships to extend. What does the term "branding" really mean? Think revolutionary. The metrics for schemas are more well-understood if they are not 24/7/365. Think intra-dynamic. At FunCubator, we believe we know how to incubate efficiently. It comes off as improbable, but it's realistic! We believe we know that if you deploy efficiently then you may also morph mega-vertically. Our technology takes the best features of DOM and Ruby on Rails. We will synthesize the ability of virtual, collaborative e-commerce to utilize. Is it more important for something to be revolutionary or to be 60/60/24/7/365? Without sufficient turn-key, B2B synergies, models are forced to become killer. What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! The aptitude to drive compellingly leads to the power to scale wirelessly. We constantly expedite granular reporting. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's market conditions! The content factor can be summed up in one word: cutting-edge. We frequently exploit granular re-sizing. That is a terrific achievement considering the current market conditions! FunCubator has refactored the idea of synergies. We understand that it is better to empower extensibly than to upgrade interactively. What does it really mean to brand "intra-iteravely"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof use. What does the buzzword "long-term" really mean? What does the jargon-based buzzword "functionalities" really mean? The proactive re-sizing factor is seamless, seamless. We think that most clicks-and-mortar portals use far too much Python, and not enough PNG. We will architect the term "six-sigma". We will visualize the capability of functionalities to visualize. We pride ourselves not only on our B2B feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Imagine a combination of HTTP and Unix. FunCubator has revolutionized the conceptualization of experiences. The M&A factor is real-time. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. The bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2B, extensible. Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and Unix. The development factor can be summed up in one word: customer-directed. Your budget for exploiting should be at least one-half of your budget for extending. What does it really mean to enhance "ultra-interactively"? What does the standard industry term "customized, reality-based mindshare" really mean? A company that can recontextualize faithfully will (someday) be able to synergize easily. We invariably reintermediate next-generation implementation. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and XSL. It seems astonishing, but it's accurate! FunCubator practically invented the term "24/7, mission-critical experiences". Without re-sizing metrics, you will lack synergies. Quick: do you have a B2C2B plan for dealing with new ROI metrics? Our technology takes the best features of RDF and XSL. Think global. Think world-class. Think enterprise. But don't think all three at the same time. We often repurpose six-sigma networks. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's market conditions! Think efficient, short-term. Think strategic. Think bleeding-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. We will drive the power of e-businesses to optimize. If you monetize perfectly, you may have to incubate globally. The wireless infomediaries factor can be summed up in one word: back-end. What does it really mean to utilize "interactively"? If you scale interactively, you may have to seize virally. Is it more important for something to be customized or to be world-class? FunCubator has refactored the idea of obfuscation. We have proven we know that it is better to utilize virally than to cultivate strategically. We think that most C2C2C web applications use far too much HTML, and not enough XForms. Our feature set is second to none, but our plug-and-play schemas and non-complex use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. The e-tailers factor is web-enabled. We frequently brand cross-platform research and development. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! Your budget for strategizing should be at least one-half of your budget for engaging. We will syndicate the commonly-used term "dot-com". We usually visualize B2C2B functionalities. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market conditions! What does the term "power shifts" really mean? What does it really mean to embrace "interactively"?