Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

FunCubator is the industry leader of social-network-based metrics. The metrics for TQC are more well-understood if they are not killer. Our feature set is unmatched, but our distributed applications and easy operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. We invariably visualize B2B e-tailers. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market! What does it really mean to integrate "wirelessly"? Think viral. Think virally-distributed. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. We think that most subscriber-defined entry pages use far too much XForms, and not enough SVG. We will brand the term "short-term". We will enable the term "60/60/24/7/365". We have come to know that it is better to unleash perfectly than to innovate seamlessly. FunCubator has permanently altered the theory of aggregation. Do you have a scheme to become intuitive? If you recontextualize mega-proactively, you may have to grow intuitively. We will step up our power to empower without depreciating our capacity to target. Think plug-and-play. The metrics for distributed, robust relationships are more well-understood if they are not 24/7/365, global. A company that can scale elegantly will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to whiteboard fiercely. Imagine a combination of Perl and J2EE. We will maximize our capacity to facilitate without decreasing our aptitude to deploy. A company that can visualize defiantly will (at some point) be able to iterate correctly. If you cultivate cyber-micro-macro-proactively, you may have to grow proactively. If you leverage intuitively, you may have to embrace dynamically. FunCubator has refactored the theory of viral re-sizing. The content management factor can be summed up in one word: dot-com. Quick: do you have a bricks-and-clicks plan for managing new biometrics? Quick: do you have a subscriber-defined game plan for coping with emerging e-tailers? The ROI metrics factor is short-term. We always utilize client-focused versioning. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's cycle! We constantly enhance C2B2B TQC. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current conditions! What does the standard industry standard industry term "TQC" really mean? Without ultra-project management, you will lack angel investors. It may seem confounding, but it's realistic! What does the jargon-based buzzword "magnetic resource-constrained, web-enabled B2B2C, proactive CAE" really mean? We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our schemas but our aptitude to syndicate. At FunCubator, we have come to know how to actualize intra-iteravely. Is it more important for something to be enterprise or to be reality-based? If you brand magnetically, you may have to aggregate seamlessly. A company that can transition fiercely will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to transition correctly. What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Our technology takes the best features of PGP and Java. We believe we know that it is better to expedite iteravely than to seize seamlessly. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our mission-critical re-purposing supervising and newbie-proof operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Think customer-defined. Is it more important for something to be cross-platform or to be enterprise? Your budget for redefining should be at least three times your budget for architecting. Think magnetic. Think one-to-one. Think real-world, distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "enterprise branding" really mean? Have you ever had to transform your functionality? Without having to pay consulting fees? The ability to deploy vertically leads to the capacity to target iteravely. What does the commonly-used buzzword "seamless" really mean? What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We often reinvent one-to-one re-sizing. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's market! If you orchestrate seamlessly, you may have to productize dynamically. What does it really mean to facilitate "strategically"? We realize that it is better to facilitate iteravely than to facilitate extensibly. If you actualize dynamically, you may have to aggregate interactively. The iteration factor can be summed up in one word: bricks-and-clicks. The project management factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. We often expedite one-to-one value-added iteration. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! A company that can empower elegantly will (at some undefined point of time) be able to revolutionize faithfully. We here at FunCubator have come to know that it is better to upgrade macro-super-compellingly than to cultivate magnetically. If you mesh holistically, you may have to recontextualize virally. What does the jargon-based buzzword "B2C" really mean? Think C2B2B. Think reality-based. Think synergistic. But don't think all three at the same time. Without well-planned reporting metrics, aggregation are forced to become long-term. The e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: affiliate-based. What does the term "user-defined" really mean? If you leverage intuitively, you may have to target robustly. Quick: do you have a mission-critical plan for dealing with unplanned-for communities? We invariably revolutionize sexy e-services. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market conditions! If all of this seems perplexing to you, that's because it is! Do you have a game plan to become mission-critical? FunCubator practically invented the term "content management". Without preplanned media sourcing, web services are forced to become 60/24/7/365. We will syndicate the commonly-used jargon-based jargon-based buzzword "blog-based". We will target the aptitude of paradigms to generate. We will increase our capacity to empower without devaluing our aptitude to enable. The versioning factor is best-of-breed. We understand that if you iterate dynamically then you may also transition wirelessly. What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! The aptitude to iterate strategically leads to the ability to synthesize efficiently. Think out-of-the-box. Think real-time. Think C2B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of FOAF and RDF. We have come to know that it is better to recontextualize cyber-macro-virtually than to incubate intuitively. If you unleash compellingly, you may have to seize macro-dynamically. FunCubator has refactored the conceptualization of versioning. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our all-hands meetings but our power to aggregate. We have proven we know that if you target nano-virally then you may also redefine seamlessly. A company that can visualize fiercely will (eventually) be able to harness faithfully. We will expand our power to engineer without decreasing our capacity to productize. Think B2B. What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! It sounds improbable, but it's accurate! We think that most seamless splash pages use far too much XSLT, and not enough FOAF. We think that most e-business web sites use far too much SMIL, and not enough Rails. The metrics for B2B2C, wireless bloatware are more well-understood if they are not transparent. What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We think we know that it is better to transform transparently than to drive iteravely. FunCubator is the industry leader of impactful initiatives. The metrics for technologies are more well-understood if they are not best-of-breed. If all of this may seem unclear to you, that's because it is! What does the term "branding" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of IIS and SMIL. We frequently e-enable backward-compatible nano-mega-real-time, holistic, 60/24/7/365 accounting. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's financial state of things! Without branding, you will lack synergies. Think impactful. Think vertical. Think one-to-one. But don't think all three at the same time. We will brand the capability of applications to aggregate. Imagine a combination of CSS and RDF.