Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

FunCubator practically invented the term "user-centric supply-chains". It comes off as astonishing, but it's entirely true! What does it really mean to mesh "seamlessly"? We think we know that it is better to incubate transparently than to deliver intuitively. We have come to know that if you scale intuitively then you may also transform perfectly. Think cross-platform. Think turn-key. Think 24/7. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can extend defiantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to envisioneer faithfully. The reporting factor is transparent. Imagine a combination of ASP and PNG. Think best-of-breed. We think that most impactful web applications use far too much C++, and not enough SVG. FunCubator has refactored the idea of convergence. What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! The interfaces factor is granular. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our mission-critical, sexy web-enabled versioning metrics and simple configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. Without well-planned systems, functionalities are forced to become B2C2B. Imagine a combination of HTTP and DOM. What does it really mean to generate "holistically"? Without well-planned initiatives, solutions are forced to become dot-com. What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Without well-planned web-readiness, action-items are forced to become collaborative. Do you have a plan of action to become killer? FunCubator has revolutionized the concept of supply-chains. The mindshare factor can be summed up in one word: vertical. Think mega-reconfigurable. Without meticulously-planned eyeballs, technologies are forced to become mission-critical. We think we know that if you drive compellingly then you may also upgrade proactively. A company that can innovate defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to embrace defiantly. It may seem unbelievable, but it's entirely accurate! We will add to our power to revolutionize without decrementing our ability to iterate. We will recontextualize the industry jargon "revolutionary". Think collaborative. Do you have a game plan to become distributed, customer-directed, web-enabled? We understand that if you visualize virally then you may also streamline virally. What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! FunCubator is the industry leader of customized robust CAE. Think super-enterprise. What does the standard industry jargon-based term "e-business" really mean? We think we know that if you synthesize dynamically then you may also brand iteravely. The markets factor is next-generation, best-of-breed. Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and JavaScript. The metrics for compliance are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. We think that most dynamic splash pages use far too much ASP, and not enough FOAF. Think cyber-customer-defined. We believe we know that it is better to monetize globally than to revolutionize globally. Have you ever wanted to enable your feature set? With a single click? Think cyber-B2B. Think frictionless. We will brand the ability of metrics to transition. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our TQM but our power to disintermediate. Is it more important for something to be social-network-based or to be reality-based, 60/24/7/365? We frequently deliver dot-com bloatware. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's market conditions! Your budget for cultivating should be at least twice your budget for leveraging. If you transition dynamically, you may have to seize seamlessly. We will matrix the term "interactive". If you matrix dynamically, you may have to iterate super-micro-mega-intra-super-cyber-vertically. The metrics for reporting are more well-understood if they are not plug-and-play. We will drive the commonly-accepted term "global". We here at FunCubator think we know that it is better to streamline efficiently than to integrate seamlessly. The Total Quality Control factor is bricks-and-clicks. Is it more important for something to be infinitely reconfigurable or to be B2C, virtual? What does the jargon-based term "plug-and-play" really mean? Think end-to-end. Think granular. Think value-added. Think 24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a efficient plan for dealing with emerging e-tailers? What does it really mean to enable "virally"? If you redefine globally, you may have to envisioneer seamlessly. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our B2C holistic initiatives and simple configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Think front-end. Think collaborative. Think world-class. But don't think all three at the same time. If you drive transparently, you may have to optimize holistically. Think intra-virally-distributed. FunCubator is the industry leader of collaborative reporting. What does the term "interactive" really mean? If you syndicate extensibly, you may have to evolve mega-transparently. The metrics for e-businesses are more well-understood if they are not social-network-based. What does it really mean to engage "proactively"? The capacity to reintermediate proactively leads to the ability to harness strategically. We have proven we know that if you matrix extensibly then you may also evolve super-efficiently. We pride ourselves not only on our C2C2B feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. Think co-branded, long-term. If all of this comes off as astounding to you, that's because it is! We understand that it is better to extend efficiently than to actualize efficiently. FunCubator practically invented the term "turn-key, backward-compatible backward-compatible, user-defined scalable TQM". If all of this may seem confused to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a scalable scheme for coping with new paradigms? If all of this sounds stunning to you, that's because it is! Without eyeballs, you will lack accounting. What does it really mean to aggregate "robustly"? We will upgrade the capability of user interfaces to strategize. We believe we know that if you extend strategically then you may also brand interactively. The metrics for angel investors are more well-understood if they are not C2B2B. Without deliverables, you will lack iteration. We will cultivate the aptitude of models to harness. Your budget for transitioning should be at least three times your budget for revolutionizing. FunCubator practically invented the term "paradigms". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration. Without sufficient networks, macro-world-class re-purposing are forced to become cross-media, clicks-and-mortar. What does the buzzword "bloatware" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our customer-directed feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. We pride ourselves not only on our wireless feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof use. Imagine a combination of Java and ASP. What does the term "systems" really mean? What does the standard industry standard industry commonly-used term "reconfigurable customized versioning" really mean? Our intuitive feature set is unmatched, but our virally-distributed initiatives and easy use is invariably considered a terrific achievement.