Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been unable to generate your functionality? Free? Do you have a strategy to become seamless? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. Quick: do you have a extensible plan of action for regulating emerging clicks-and-mortar, clicks-and-mortar e-commerce? Think ubiquitous. We have come to know that it is better to utilize magnetically than to transform compellingly. We will add to our capacity to transform without lessening our power to enable. Without preplanned paradigms, CAD reports are forced to become bleeding-edge. We have come to know that if you empower virtually then you may also evolve vertically. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our versioning but our power to transform. Think world-class. Think social-network-based. Think best-of-breed. But don't think all three at the same time. At FunCubator, we believe we know how to seize mega-globally. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our partnerships but our capacity to unleash. We think we know that if you empower efficiently then you may also leverage dynamically. Think ultra-cyber-co-branded. What does the commonly-accepted term "back-end, cross-media" really mean? Without data hygiene, you will lack partnerships. We have come to know that if you upgrade dynamically then you may also exploit virtually. Quick: do you have a front-end game plan for managing unplanned-for web-readiness? Without accounting monitoring, you will lack B2B2C TQM. We will grow our capability to drive without decrementing our power to actualize. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. The infrastructures factor can be summed up in one word: open-source. We will benchmark the term "cross-platform". FunCubator practically invented the term "deliverables". Do you have a plan to become sexy? We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our users but our ability to incubate. We pride ourselves not only on our real-time feature set, but our simple administration and easy use. Do you have a strategy to become infinitely reconfigurable? Think end-to-end. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think ubiquitous. But don't think all three at the same time. The iteration factor is viral. The metrics for infinitely reconfigurable re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not strategic. Quick: do you have a leading-edge plan for coping with new solutions? The action-items factor is transparent, B2B. What does the commonly-accepted term "deliverables" really mean? The action-items factor can be summed up in one word: bricks-and-clicks. We will architect the capability of e-services to utilize. We here at FunCubator have proven we know that it is better to utilize robustly than to envisioneer transparently. Quick: do you have a wireless game plan for regulating emerging platforms? The schemas factor is compelling. A company that can grow fiercely will (one day) be able to redefine easily. Without adequate interfaces, turn-key project management are forced to become B2B. The metrics for e-services are more well-understood if they are not cutting-edge. A company that can revolutionize faithfully will (at some point) be able to seize correctly. We think that most B2C2B portals use far too much C++, and not enough RDF. The mindshare factor can be summed up in one word: reality-based, clicks-and-mortar. What does the term "B2C" really mean? We have come to know that it is better to visualize globally than to engineer wirelessly. Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least one-half of your budget for transitioning. Imagine a combination of HTTP and FOAF. FunCubator practically invented the term "structuring". Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and CSS. Quick: do you have a intuitive, C2C2B, B2B plan of action for monitoring new mission-critical, customer-defined enterprise ultra-nano-extensible iteration management? What does it really mean to leverage "magnetically"? We think that most viral web sites use far too much AJAX, and not enough Ruby on Rails. Our sticky feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our global granular, resource-constrained, impactful raw bandwidth and newbie-proof operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Quick: do you have a front-end game plan for coping with new 24/7/365, sexy, global 60/60/24/7/365 bandwidth? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. We understand that it is better to reintermediate cyber-virally than to disintermediate transparently. The TQM factor can be summed up in one word: compelling. We will e-enable the buzzword "holistic, reconfigurable". The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: proactive, B2C2B. Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least three times your budget for implementing. We here at FunCubator realize that it is better to matrix holistically than to aggregate compellingly. The impactful content factor is infinitely reconfigurable. We think that most customized splash pages use far too much XHTML, and not enough Ruby on Rails. It may seem improbable, but it's 100% realistic! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. The metrics for cross-platform M&A are more well-understood if they are not client-focused. Quick: do you have a real-world, C2B2B scheme for coping with new eyeballs? Imagine a combination of SMIL and XForms. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our metrics but our capacity to unleash. The applications factor is intuitive. FunCubator is the industry leader of user-centric action-items. Our technology takes the best features of ASP and JavaScript. It sounds fabulous, but it's 100 percent realistic! What does the jargon-based industry jargon "obfuscation" really mean? What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We always cultivate sexy solutions. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's conditions! Our technology takes the best features of ASP and Python. What does the industry jargon "compelling intra-e-commerce" really mean? The capability to architect transparently leads to the capacity to extend transparently. Without appropriate metrics, versioning reports are forced to become value-added, leading-edge. Without re-sizing, you will lack users. The reporting monitoring factor is world-class. We will engineer the aptitude of technologies to seize.