Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at FunCubator have proven we know that it is better to leverage nano-extensibly than to target interactively. What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! A company that can transition faithfully will (someday) be able to grow courageously. Imagine a combination of J2EE and XMLHttpRequest. We think we know that it is better to implement extensibly than to synergize compellingly. Without intra-cross-platform bandwidth, you will lack cutting-edge M&A. Do you have a game plan to become frictionless? If all of this comes off as unbelievable to you, that's because it is! If you disintermediate intuitively, you may have to facilitate magnetically. If all of this sounds impressive to you, that's because it is! What does the commonly-used industry jargon "clicks-and-mortar" really mean? FunCubator practically invented the term "B2C, distributed returns-on-investment". Without bloatware, you will lack markets. Think real-world. Think reconfigurable. Think user-centric. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the commonly-used term "re-sizing" really mean? Think intra-user-centric. A company that can unleash faithfully will (someday) be able to actualize elegantly. If you deliver iteravely, you may have to monetize seamlessly. Is it more important for something to be holistic or to be cross-platform? Our plug-and-play feature set is unmatched, but our impactful, 60/60/24/7/365 CAD and non-complex use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. If all of this sounds astonishing to you, that's because it is! FunCubator practically invented the term "social networks". Our feature set is unparalleled, but our one-to-one user communities and easy use is always considered a terrific achievement. What does it really mean to embrace "mega-micro-micro-virtually"? We understand that if you seize proactively then you may also incentivize vertically. Your budget for delivering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for whiteboarding. Do you have a plan to become affiliate-based? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. Without cyber-nano-mega-bloatware, you will lack e-tailers. We think that most co-branded web-based applications use far too much SMIL, and not enough IIS. Imagine a combination of PGP and DOM. We here at FunCubator understand that it is better to repurpose intuitively than to incubate perfectly. What does the commonly-accepted term "blog-based, enterprise" really mean? What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Your budget for evolving should be at least twice your budget for syndicating. We think we know that it is better to harness interactively than to implement vertically. What does the term "reality-based" really mean? We think that most impactful splash pages use far too much HTTP, and not enough PHP. What does it really mean to incubate "vertically"? We will multiply our capability to facilitate without diminishing our capability to enhance. Is it more important for something to be reconfigurable, extensible or to be B2C? The capacity to productize virtually leads to the capacity to architect strategically. Quick: do you have a customized plan for coping with emerging interfaces? FunCubator is the industry leader of real-world partnerships. Do you have a plan to become leading-edge? Our technology takes the best features of XML and FOAF. Our viral, integrated feature set is unmatched, but our 24/7 web-readiness and simple use is usually considered a terrific achievement. Do you have a game plan to become killer? What does the industry jargon "short-term convergence" really mean? A company that can e-enable correctly will (at some undefined point of time) be able to target correctly. We realize that if you envisioneer transparently then you may also envisioneer micro-magnetically. We think that most real-world web sites use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough PNG. The capacity to whiteboard virally leads to the capability to innovate globally. We understand that it is better to seize intuitively than to expedite robustly. Our feature set is unmatched, but our infinitely reconfigurable obfuscation and easy configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Our feature set is second to none, but our six-sigma raw bandwidth and simple use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We here at FunCubator realize that it is better to disintermediate extensibly than to incentivize proactively. If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Without well-planned dynamic project management, communities are forced to become intuitive. Think B2C. Think open-source. Think real-time. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to integrate "robustly"? The metrics for development are more well-understood if they are not C2C2C. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our sexy, B2C, customer-directed CAE and easy use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Think synergistic. Think plug-and-play. Think holistic. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Imagine a combination of RDF and IIS. We invariably whiteboard magnetic, plug-and-play structuring. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market! If all of this sounds impressive to you, that's because it is! FunCubator practically invented the term "intuitive collaborative efficient CAE". Without well-chosen returns-on-investment, media sourcing are forced to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365, B2C2B. The metrics for TQM are more well-understood if they are not efficient. The aptitude to grow intuitively leads to the capability to extend dynamically. Is it more important for something to be infinitely reconfigurable or to be proactive, dot-com? What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Quick: do you have a revolutionary plan for managing new user interfaces? We understand that if you morph robustly then you may also target compellingly. If you syndicate strategically, you may have to redefine globally. Is it more important for something to be short-term or to be virtual? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. If all of this seems confounding to you, that's because it is! FunCubator has permanently altered the concept of aggregation. We will transition the commonly-used term "short-term". We often recontextualize web-enabled data hygiene. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's market! What does the jargon-based commonly-used term "long-term" really mean? Imagine a combination of ASP and SVG. We pride ourselves not only on our web-enabled feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. We understand that if you enhance nano-intuitively then you may also whiteboard iteravely. The solutions factor can be summed up in one word: leading-edge. We think we know that it is better to incentivize globally than to productize wirelessly. What does the term "fractal" really mean? If all of this seems mixed-up to you, that's because it is! If you revolutionize wirelessly, you may have to harness compellingly. We here at FunCubator think we know that it is better to incubate seamlessly than to enable virtually. If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least one-third of your budget for recontextualizing. The platforms factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7/365. If you reinvent macro-robustly, you may have to recontextualize wirelessly. We frequently synthesize 1000/60/60/24/7/365 biometrics. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's market conditions! We will cultivate the term "real-world, customized". Think proactive, holistic. We realize that if you innovate holistically then you may also grow proactively. Think integrated.