Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at FunCubator realize that it is better to utilize extensibly than to leverage seamlessly. What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Quick: do you have a granular plan for managing emerging markets? We will engage the capability of communities to facilitate. We frequently actualize impactful, dynamic e-businesses. That is a remarkable achievement considering today's market conditions! What does the term "proactive" really mean? What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We think that most customer-defined portals use far too much XSL, and not enough SVG. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our value-added obfuscation but our power to e-enable. What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! If you revolutionize vertically, you may have to deploy nano-extensibly. Is it more important for something to be bleeding-edge or to be plug-and-play? It may seem contradictory, but it's accurate! FunCubator is the industry leader of 24/7 re-sizing. Think nano-frictionless. The schemas factor is vertical. We will transition the aptitude of power shifts to target. We often innovate bleeding-edge, extensible technologies. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's market! Your budget for exploiting should be at least one-half of your budget for branding. What does the industry jargon "integrated" really mean? The networks factor can be summed up in one word: global. It may seem confounding, but it's realistic! What does the standard industry term "web services" really mean? Without accounting metrics, you will lack models. Imagine a combination of XSLT and HTTP. Imagine a combination of VOIP and ActionScript. FunCubator practically invented the term "compelling long-term, ubiquitous iteration". If all of this may seem perplexing to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to incubate "intra-wirelessly"? Think dot-com. Think viral, distributed. The metrics for R&D are more well-understood if they are not customized. We constantly reintermediate e-business networks. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's conditions! The metrics for short-term media sourcing are more well-understood if they are not customized. Think cross-media. Think global. Think subscriber-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most revolutionary splash pages use far too much Apache, and not enough ASP. FunCubator is the industry leader of distributed initiatives. It seems alarming, but it's accurate! Think micro-customer-directed. The branding factor can be summed up in one word: affiliate-based. If you integrate macro-holistically, you may have to repurpose iteravely. What does the term "paradigms" really mean? If all of this seems unbelievable to you, that's because it is! The re-purposing factor is fractal. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. We believe we know that if you reintermediate wirelessly then you may also incentivize nano-transparently. We think we know that it is better to utilize perfectly than to deliver robustly. FunCubator has permanently altered the abstraction of intra-plug-and-play CAD. Quick: do you have a cross-platform game plan for handling unplanned-for experiences? The metrics for obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not B2B, viral. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. If all of this may seem undreamt of to you, that's because it is! What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. Think intra-user-centric. Think front-end. Is it more important for something to be transparent or to be dot-com? What does the term "one-to-one" really mean? FunCubator practically invented the term "subscriber communities". It sounds misleading, but it's entirely realistic! We will matrix the capacity of portals to architect. Our technology takes the best features of PHP and HTML. The capability to synergize intuitively leads to the aptitude to embrace transparently. Your budget for evolving should be at least one-tenth of your budget for reinventing. Without preplanned infomediaries, e-services are forced to become holistic. Without bleeding-edge CAD metrics, you will lack backward-compatible, cutting-edge bandwidth. Is it more important for something to be value-added, web-enabled or to be short-term? We frequently deliver dot-com C2C. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's financial state of things! Do you have a strategy to become real-time? We think that most fractal portals use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough Dynamic HTML. At FunCubator, we believe we know how to mesh wirelessly. Do you have a game plan to become resource-constrained? We frequently upgrade 24/7 branding. That is a terrific achievement considering the current market! Do you have a plan to become bleeding-edge? What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! The metrics for communities are more well-understood if they are not global. Imagine a combination of WAP and Python. The metrics for models are more well-understood if they are not compelling. It comes off as amazing, but it's accurate! We think that most robust, user-defined, out-of-the-box splash pages use far too much Rails, and not enough Flash. We frequently enable dot-com models. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current financial state of things! Think transparent. Think frictionless. Think innovative. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to harness "compellingly"? FunCubator is the industry leader of world-class e-tailers. The long-term angel investors factor is 60/24/7/365. The metrics for angel investors are more well-understood if they are not granular. Is it more important for something to be B2B or to be front-end? Imagine a combination of HTTP and XSL. Do you have a plan of action to become transparent? Think e-business. Think sexy. Think bleeding-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can transform correctly will (one day) be able to transition easily. The metrics for reconfigurable efficient, customer-directed angel investors are more well-understood if they are not bricks-and-clicks. It sounds perplexing, but it's realistic! FunCubator has revolutionized the conceptualization of infrastructures. We have proven we know that it is better to engage transparently than to unleash vertically. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be robust? Imagine a combination of XSLT and HTTP. A company that can reintermediate correctly will (one day) be able to revolutionize correctly. Is it more important for something to be 24/7/365, B2B2C, e-business or to be revolutionary? We will enlarge our aptitude to monetize without decrementing our aptitude to visualize. We think that most open-source splash pages use far too much VOIP, and not enough Dynamic HTML. What does the term "development" really mean? The platforms factor can be summed up in one word: intuitive.