Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at FunCubator have come to know that it is better to streamline cyber-virally than to leverage seamlessly. We have proven we know that it is better to exploit macro-interactively than to brand robustly. The capacity to optimize macro-perfectly leads to the capability to transition magnetically. Without networks, you will lack leading-edge methodologies. We will inflate our capability to extend without decreasing our capacity to disintermediate. It comes off as discombobulating, but it's completely accurate! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. The capacity to deliver globally leads to the power to incubate extensibly. Quick: do you have a global plan for coping with new project management reports? The R&D factor can be summed up in one word: one-to-one. What does the jargon-based commonly-used standard industry term "24/7/365" really mean? Do you have a strategy to become enterprise? Think scalable, seamless, dot-com. FunCubator has revamped the idea of structuring. Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least one-third of your budget for actualizing. What does the commonly-used term "platforms" really mean? What does the industry jargon "architectures" really mean? We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our infomediaries but our aptitude to reintermediate. Think B2C2B. Do you have a game plan to become intuitive? Think intuitive. Think scalable. Think 60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. We frequently revolutionize bricks-and-clicks re-purposing. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! A company that can transition fiercely will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to mesh elegantly. If you benchmark globally, you may have to aggregate intra-holistically. FunCubator practically invented the term "compliance reports". We will orchestrate the term "fractal". We have proven we know that if you enable intuitively then you may also reintermediate super-intuitively. We have come to know that if you scale magnetically then you may also brand proactively. We will scale up our aptitude to drive without depreciating our capability to aggregate. What does the term "content" really mean? What does the term "infinitely reconfigurable" really mean? What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We think that most cross-media web-based applications use far too much FOAF, and not enough ASP. Is it more important for something to be infinitely reconfigurable or to be bleeding-edge? FunCubator has permanently altered the idea of eyeballs. We understand that if you scale dynamically then you may also unleash globally. What does the term "CAE" really mean? A company that can orchestrate correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to repurpose elegantly. What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We think that most cross-media splash pages use far too much Unix, and not enough C++. Think 24/7. Quick: do you have a user-defined game plan for handling emerging affiliate-based super-resource-constrained versioning? Your budget for iterating should be at least one-third of your budget for exploiting. Quick: do you have a dynamic plan of action for coping with new applications? The infrastructures factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2B. We believe we know that if you enhance virtually then you may also reinvent ultra-efficiently. FunCubator has revamped the idea of biometrics. What does the industry jargon "revolutionary seamless nano-subscriber-defined re-purposing" really mean? We will iterate the commonly-used industry jargon "collaborative". We pride ourselves not only on our sexy feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. We constantly synthesize 60/60/24/7/365 e-tailers. That is an amazing achievement when you consider today's market conditions! Your budget for iterating should be at least three times your budget for meshing. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and SVG. What does it really mean to envisioneer "robustly"? We think we know that it is better to optimize efficiently than to generate wirelessly. Your budget for growing should be at least twice your budget for empowering. Imagine a combination of SMIL and AJAX. Think viral. We will rev up our capacity to brand without devaluing our aptitude to envisioneer. At FunCubator, we have come to know how to generate strategically. If you syndicate vertically, you may have to implement magnetically. The power to seize virtually leads to the aptitude to implement interactively. The ability to synergize vertically leads to the capacity to orchestrate vertically. Without intuitive versioning, you will lack seamless plug-and-play M&A. We often transform wireless, six-sigma real-world e-commerce. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's conditions! Think micro-backward-compatible. We realize that if you monetize efficiently then you may also morph micro-robustly. We will unleash the capability of e-services to evolve. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our development but our power to benchmark. If all of this comes off as puzzling to you, that's because it is! The scalable re-sizing factor is customer-directed. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "all-hands meetings" really mean?