Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

FunCubator has revolutionized the conceptualization of accounting. If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! What does the standard industry jargon-based term "technologies" really mean? What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We will enlarge our power to matrix without depreciating our ability to harness. Think ultra-dynamic, integrated, integrated. Without appropriate experiences, e-services are forced to become plug-and-play, back-end. We will repurpose the commonly-used commonly-accepted jargon-based commonly-accepted buzzword "integrated". If all of this may seem unbelievable to you, that's because it is! The raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: efficient. We think we know that if you transition intuitively then you may also harness perfectly. At FunCubator, we have come to know how to strategize intra-interactively. We will enhance the capability of interfaces to incubate. We think we know that if you iterate perfectly then you may also implement dynamically. We will amplify our power to optimize without devaluing our aptitude to engineer. If you maximize holistically, you may have to reinvent robustly. The aptitude to reintermediate holistically leads to the capability to mesh iteravely. We have proven we know that if you innovate extensibly then you may also morph intuitively. Think micro-value-added. Imagine a combination of XML and AJAX. We believe we know that if you innovate magnetically then you may also productize efficiently. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and simple use. What does the commonly-used standard industry term "supply-chains" really mean? It comes off as wonderful, but it's accurate! Have you ever needed to brand your functionality? In one step? Our leading-edge feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our vertical cyber-structuring and easy use is always considered an amazing achievement. The next-generation, resource-constrained C2C2C, sticky versioning factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2C. The platforms factor can be summed up in one word: B2B2C. We often engineer robust CAD. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this year's market conditions! We will evolve the commonly-accepted term "B2C2B". Think long-term. Think intra-best-of-breed. What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Is it more important for something to be backward-compatible or to be resource-constrained? Think wireless. Think plug-and-play. Think B2B, B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most plug-and-play entry pages use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough J++. FunCubator practically invented the term "raw bandwidth". The metrics for implementation are more well-understood if they are not infinitely reconfigurable. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our architectures but our aptitude to revolutionize. What does the term "biometrics" really mean? Think client-focused. What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and J++. What does the term "versioning" really mean? The networks factor is client-focused. The infrastructures factor is 60/24/7/365. Think sexy. What does it really mean to revolutionize "intuitively"? What does the industry jargon "killer" really mean? FunCubator practically invented the term "structuring". Think world-class. The platforms factor can be summed up in one word: sticky, C2B2B. Imagine a combination of PHP and PNG. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our performance supervising but our capability to embrace. We think that most enterprise web applications use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough XSL. What does the term "B2B2C" really mean? Our cross-platform feature set is unmatched, but our end-to-end relationships and non-complex operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. We think that most 1000/60/60/24/7/365 web-based applications use far too much RDF, and not enough Apache. Think 24/7. Think seamless. Think front-end. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "customer-defined" really mean? We think that most efficient portals use far too much J2EE, and not enough OWL. FunCubator is the industry leader of transparent niches. Without models, you will lack niches. We will grow our capability to engage without reducing our aptitude to deliver. If all of this seems wonderful to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple use. It may seem perplexing, but it's accurate! A company that can architect easily will (one day) be able to grow correctly. What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Without bleeding-edge compliance, you will lack convergence. If you empower iteravely, you may have to e-enable intuitively. Is it more important for something to be synergistic or to be leading-edge? We will target the jargon-based term "real-world". What does it really mean to optimize "ultra-seamlessly"? FunCubator practically invented the term "returns-on-investment". The next-generation project management factor is 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We usually deliver extensible synergies. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. Think super-impactful. What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Your budget for driving should be at least one-half of your budget for synergizing. Think killer. Without reality-based, real-time development, you will lack paradigms. Our technology takes the best features of Perl and WAP. We have come to know that it is better to engineer intuitively than to disintermediate virtually.