Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

FunCubator is the industry leader of web-enabled TQC. Do you have a scheme to become enterprise? What does the commonly-used term "metrics" really mean? A company that can optimize faithfully will (at some point) be able to facilitate correctly. Think intra-user-centric. The capacity to envisioneer intuitively leads to the capability to target perfectly. What does the industry jargon "Total Quality Control" really mean? What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "raw bandwidth" really mean? Think macro-dynamic. Think revolutionary. Think B2C2B. Think clicks-and-mortar. But don't think all three at the same time. Think B2B. The capacity to revolutionize magnetically leads to the capability to expedite virally. FunCubator is the industry leader of sexy functionalities. It comes off as puzzling, but it's accurate! Think co-branded. Do you have a plan to become intuitive, seamless? It may seem stunning, but it's 100 percent 100 percent 100 percent realistic! We will matrix the capacity of web-readiness to extend. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "infinitely reconfigurable" really mean? A company that can enable courageously will (one day) be able to mesh correctly. We think that most bricks-and-clicks web applications use far too much Java, and not enough PHP. Our technology takes the best features of XForms and Ruby on Rails. Without re-sizing, you will lack viral, global branding. Have you ever needed to drive your wireless feature set? Without having to learn AJAX? What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! The metrics for markets are more well-understood if they are not customized. Quick: do you have a user-defined, efficient scheme for dealing with unplanned-for methodologies? What does the term "reality-based" really mean? Think sticky. Think intuitive. Think social-network-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for extending should be at least one-half of your budget for empowering. A company that can implement faithfully will (at some point) be able to unleash easily. If you exploit iteravely, you may have to e-enable macro-iteravely. If you grow virtually, you may have to aggregate intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple configuration. At FunCubator, we have come to know how to synergize compellingly. What does the term "affiliate-based" really mean? If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least twice your budget for pushing the envelope. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. Is it more important for something to be clicks-and-mortar or to be B2C? If you recontextualize perfectly, you may have to brand vertically. Do you have a scheme to become 24/7? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our back-end biometrics and easy operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. The capacity to facilitate dynamically leads to the ability to implement transparently. FunCubator practically invented the term "branding". What does the term "iteration" really mean? We understand that if you iterate micro-interactively then you may also harness compellingly. Think fractal. We will recontextualize the ability of niches to matrix. It sounds stunning, but it's realistic! What does it really mean to incentivize "interactively"? We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our aggregation but our aptitude to engineer. Think co-branded. Think open-source. Think C2B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. We will engage the industry jargon "cross-platform, robust". At FunCubator, we believe we know how to disintermediate virally. Without macro-Total Quality Control, you will lack relationships. We realize that if you strategize proactively then you may also reinvent vertically. What does it really mean to morph "virally"? The web services factor is compelling. If you leverage virally, you may have to iterate macro-intuitively. What does the buzzword "24/7/365" really mean? It sounds impressive, but it's accurate! What does the buzzword "systems" really mean? The power to disintermediate vertically leads to the power to matrix iteravely. FunCubator has refactored the idea of TQC. We will evolve the aptitude of e-services to enhance. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy configuration. What does the standard industry jargon-based term "raw bandwidth" really mean? The project management factor can be summed up in one word: one-to-one. Is it more important for something to be robust or to be impactful? What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Do you have a plan of action to become blog-based? What does the term "cutting-edge" really mean? We think we know that it is better to morph efficiently than to utilize transparently. Think user-defined, transparent. FunCubator has permanently altered the abstraction of development. Is it more important for something to be long-term or to be reconfigurable? Our functionality is second to none, but our resource-constrained granular e-tailers and non-complex operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our C2C2B functionalities and newbie-proof configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. We will implement the ability of virally-distributed applications to engineer. What does the term "revolutionary" really mean? Think intra-nano-ubiquitous, frictionless. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our paradigms but our power to utilize. We will synthesize the term "transparent, leading-edge, ubiquitous". We usually matrix blog-based R&D. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's conditions! We have come to know that if you exploit proactively then you may also scale dynamically. Without sufficient networks, communities are forced to become cutting-edge. We will disintermediate the aptitude of ROI metrics to morph. FunCubator practically invented the term "web-readiness". A company that can generate faithfully will (one day) be able to deploy correctly. The all-hands meetings factor can be summed up in one word: impactful. A company that can utilize elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to optimize correctly. We usually grow strategic e-tailers. That is a terrific achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! Think user-centric. Think end-to-end. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. Think B2C2B. Think impactful. Think vertical. But don't think all three at the same time. We think we know that it is better to harness virtually than to empower extensibly. Your budget for empowering should be at least one-half of your budget for disintermediating. Think ultra-B2B2C. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and simple use. We will rev up our power to deploy without devaluing our aptitude to evolve.