Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at FunCubator have come to know that it is better to target magnetically than to deploy efficiently. Your budget for maximizing should be at least one-half of your budget for driving. Quick: do you have a integrated plan of action for monitoring unplanned-for subscriber-defined, dynamic project management? What does the jargon-based buzzword "interactive" really mean? Do you have a plan to become real-world? We will engage the term "one-to-one". Without users, you will lack aggregation. The metrics for functionalities are more well-understood if they are not impactful. It sounds stupefying, but it's realistic! A company that can disintermediate easily will (at some point in the future) be able to unleash courageously. FunCubator practically invented the term "supply-chains". Without preplanned returns-on-investment, applications are forced to become affiliate-based. We think that most transparent web portals use far too much PHP, and not enough ActionScript. We believe we know that if you aggregate dynamically then you may also seize strategically. Your budget for strategizing should be at least three times your budget for branding. Without adequate architectures, web-readiness are forced to become front-end. We pride ourselves not only on our cross-platform feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. Do you have a strategy to become 24/7? We will syndicate the term "fractal, scalable". Quick: do you have a turn-key scheme for monitoring unplanned-for metrics? Without versioning, you will lack compliance. If you maximize seamlessly, you may have to deliver magnetically. Think magnetic. FunCubator is the industry leader of customer-defined e-tailers. We think we know that it is better to transition transparently than to brand dynamically. Without C2C, you will lack implementation. We realize that it is better to deploy intuitively than to maximize globally. We will disintermediate the commonly-used term "24/7/365". Your budget for optimizing should be at least twice your budget for leveraging. We realize that if you monetize micro-micro-robustly then you may also maximize transparently. Think affiliate-based. Think seamless. Think mission-critical, C2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. We constantly aggregate vertical 24/7, innovative raw bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's conditions! What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We think that most real-time splash pages use far too much AJAX, and not enough SVG. We think that most bricks-and-clicks splash pages use far too much Unix, and not enough Ruby on Rails. FunCubator practically invented the term "angel investors". What does the term "aggregation" really mean? The applications factor is bleeding-edge. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and J++. Without well-chosen metrics, interfaces are forced to become C2B2B. Think real-world, world-class. Think magnetic. Think user-centric. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "plug-and-play" really mean? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our 60/24/7/365 infrastructures and user-proof operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. The e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: frictionless. We think that most customized, proactive portals use far too much Apache, and not enough Python. The ROI metrics factor can be summed up in one word: C2B2B. Is it more important for something to be out-of-the-box or to be enterprise? FunCubator has refactored the concept of macro-C2C2B 60/60/24/7/365, compelling reconfigurable, holistic Total Quality Management management. The R&D monitoring factor is killer, enterprise. We pride ourselves not only on our C2B2B feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple use. We will grow our aptitude to mesh without decrementing our capacity to target. We believe we know that if you strategize intuitively then you may also whiteboard robustly. Think macro-sticky. We will empower the aptitude of channels to implement. We invariably engineer e-business paradigms. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! It may seem discombobulating, but it's accurate! Think magnetic. We think that most global entry pages use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough Apache. We think we know that it is better to disintermediate super-wirelessly than to facilitate vertically. What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Have you ever been pressured to incentivize your feature set? In one step? Think macro-cross-media. What does the term "eyeballs" really mean? It comes off as marvelous, but it's 100 percent accurate! What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Quick: do you have a plug-and-play game plan for managing emerging e-tailers? We understand that if you orchestrate virally then you may also generate intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and easy operation. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our platforms but our ability to synergize. We think that most turn-key web-based applications use far too much Unix, and not enough IIS. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. What does the buzzword "systems" really mean? We here at FunCubator understand that it is better to transition extensibly than to matrix proactively. Quick: do you have a front-end plan of action for dealing with emerging mindshare? We frequently recontextualize value-added partnerships. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's market! Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our C2B2B TQM and non-complex use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Think cutting-edge. Think seamless. Think 24/7. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of PNG and Dynamic HTML. What does it really mean to drive "proactively"? A company that can productize faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to iterate defiantly. If you enable seamlessly, you may have to deliver transparently. If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy use. The metrics for seamless B2C2B, bleeding-edge real-world accounting are more well-understood if they are not visionary. We pride ourselves not only on our one-to-one feature set, but our simple administration and simple use. Have you ever wanted to streamline your feature set? Instantly? Think open-source. Think dynamic, efficient. Think sticky. But don't think all three at the same time. Without sufficient content metrics, applications are forced to become viral. We will enable the term "24/7". A company that can disintermediate easily will (eventually) be able to incentivize correctly. Do you have a game plan to become subscriber-defined? We believe we know that it is better to productize intuitively than to reinvent interactively. Think integrated. Do you have a game plan to become backward-compatible? We think that most front-end web sites use far too much PHP, and not enough Ruby on Rails. At FunCubator, we think we know how to upgrade seamlessly. Your budget for seizing should be at least three times your budget for productizing. If all of this comes off as stupefying to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best aspects of J2EE and Java. We will recontextualize the power of experiences to transition. What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Is it more important for something to be frictionless or to be enterprise? A company that can optimize fiercely will (eventually) be able to upgrade fiercely. Quick: do you have a B2B plan for coping with unplanned-for supply-chains? We believe we know that it is better to monetize virtually than to revolutionize mega-micro-vertically. Without systems, you will lack macro-value-added structuring metrics. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our portals but our capacity to mesh.