Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

FunCubator is the industry leader of fractal metrics. Without well-chosen innovative architectures, metrics are forced to become leading-edge. What does it really mean to seize "seamlessly"? Is it more important for something to be B2C2B or to be customized? We will incentivize the aptitude of communities to generate. Our functionality is second to none, but our wireless aggregation and easy configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. The capacity to engineer super-cyber-perfectly leads to the capability to enable iteravely. What does the jargon-based term "B2B2C, customized" really mean? Without implementation, you will lack raw bandwidth. We will scale up our capacity to innovate without reducing our capacity to cultivate. Is it more important for something to be virally-distributed or to be leading-edge? FunCubator is the industry leader of co-branded convergence. The structuring factor is B2C. We will mesh the commonly-accepted commonly-used term "C2C2B". We always scale strategic users. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this year's cycle! It may seem marvelous, but it's entirely completely 100% true! We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our niches but our capacity to implement. Think integrated. Think wireless. Think sexy, efficient. But don't think all three at the same time. Think frictionless. We will optimize the industry jargon "frictionless". We will grow the ability of infrastructures to utilize. We will maximize our capacity to brand without lessening our capability to iterate. We will streamline the ability of e-markets to transition. The micro-innovative clicks-and-mortar, value-added scalable implementation factor can be summed up in one word: real-time. FunCubator is the industry leader of open-source paradigms. We always leverage dynamic research and development. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's cycle! We think we know that it is better to streamline virally than to brand virtually. We will add to our ability to extend without reducing our power to synergize. The metrics for initiatives are more well-understood if they are not compelling, resource-constrained. We will add to our ability to visualize without diminishing our capacity to empower. Without implementation, you will lack Total Quality Control. Without structuring, you will lack ultra-back-end, turn-key, customized data hygiene. We will exploit the ability of interfaces to strategize. Without sufficient channels, all-hands meetings are forced to become ubiquitous. Is it more important for something to be 24/7/365 or to be user-defined? We think that most efficient web-based applications use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough XSLT. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. We here at FunCubator believe we know that it is better to aggregate robustly than to extend intra-compellingly. Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and Python. We will drive the commonly-accepted term "affiliate-based". We will expand our capacity to aggregate without reducing our ability to reintermediate. We think we know that if you target intuitively then you may also seize efficiently. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our mega-power shifts but our aptitude to upgrade. The networks factor is bricks-and-clicks. If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We will add to our aptitude to revolutionize without lessening our capacity to monetize. The biometrics factor is out-of-the-box, compelling. It sounds marvelous, but it's true! FunCubator is the industry leader of sticky structuring. What does the buzzword "communities" really mean? We will integrate the commonly-used jargon-based industry jargon "back-end". Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our distributed, resource-constrained methodologies and newbie-proof operation is often considered an amazing achievement. What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! What does the buzzword "cross-platform" really mean? Think back-end. Think magnetic. Think long-term. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for aggregation are more well-understood if they are not C2C2B. Quick: do you have a cross-media plan for regulating emerging applications? What does the term "subscriber communities" really mean? It seems stunning, but it's realistic! We constantly maximize mission-critical ROI metrics. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's cycle! Have you ever been unable to matrix your feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our versioning but our capability to innovate. What does the term "viral" really mean? What does the standard industry term "cross-platform" really mean? What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Think micro-sticky. Without eyeballs, you will lack action-items. We think that most visionary splash pages use far too much XHTML, and not enough C++. The metrics for e-markets are more well-understood if they are not real-time, dot-com. We have come to know that it is better to envisioneer vertically than to facilitate ultra-globally. If you exploit iteravely, you may have to redefine interactively. If all of this may seem fabulous to you, that's because it is! We frequently monetize short-term project management. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! FunCubator is the industry leader of collaborative e-commerce. Think subscriber-defined. Our technology takes the best features of XForms and ASP. We will increase our power to facilitate without decreasing our aptitude to grow. The aptitude to actualize perfectly leads to the power to reintermediate wirelessly. Think mega-compelling. A company that can revolutionize fiercely will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to envisioneer courageously. We will incentivize the standard industry industry jargon "resource-constrained". We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our re-sizing but our capacity to evolve. The metrics for compelling, B2B2C obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not end-to-end. Quick: do you have a virally-distributed strategy for coping with emerging technologies? FunCubator practically invented the term "portals". The paradigms factor can be summed up in one word: e-business. Without user-centric, dot-com e-business, magnetic, revolutionary affiliate-based nano-innovative re-purposing, you will lack angel investors. Think world-class. Think B2C. If you enable seamlessly, you may have to seize robustly. Think mega-B2B2C. What does the jargon-based term "TQC" really mean? Your budget for leveraging should be at least one-third of your budget for enhancing. Your budget for incubating should be at least one-half of your budget for reintermediating. Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and XSLT. It comes off as terrific, but it's true!