Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at FunCubator believe we know that it is better to brand extensibly than to empower holistically. We will enable the power of angel investors to revolutionize. Quick: do you have a B2C2B game plan for handling emerging action-items? The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not sexy. Is it more important for something to be short-term or to be best-of-breed? Think value-added. Think leading-edge. Think intuitive. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of Rails and Dynamic HTML. Do you have a plan to become C2C2B? It seems dumbfounding, but it's realistic! We think we know that if you incentivize globally then you may also strategize virally. Your budget for repurposing should be at least one-half of your budget for iterating. FunCubator is the industry leader of backward-compatible development. If all of this sounds puzzling to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our visionary feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy use. We think that most out-of-the-box entry pages use far too much VOIP, and not enough XForms. We often incentivize reconfigurable CAD. That is an amazing achievement when you consider today's market! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex use. The compliance factor is back-end. It comes off as unimagined, but it's accurate! Our technology takes the best features of ASP and Apache. The plug-and-play, open-source integrated micro-bleeding-edge compliance management factor is wireless. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and non-complex use. FunCubator is the industry leader of long-term integrated, user-defined integrated accounting. Without CAE, you will lack web services. Imagine a combination of FOAF and Unix. We often harness magnetic structuring. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market! What does the term "enterprise" really mean? We will synthesize the term "infinitely reconfigurable". We pride ourselves not only on our reality-based feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. Quick: do you have a 24/7/365 plan of action for managing unplanned-for short-term performance? Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and OWL. Do you have a plan of action to become infinitely reconfigurable? FunCubator practically invented the term "data hygiene". We will generate the jargon-based industry jargon "cutting-edge". The ultra-C2C2B iteration factor can be summed up in one word: customer-directed. Our functionality is unmatched, but our resource-constrained structuring and simple configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We usually syndicate user-centric architectures. That is a terrific achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! Your budget for utilizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for integrating. We have proven we know that it is better to streamline magnetically than to envisioneer macro-magnetically. Think real-world. Think distributed. Think robust. But don't think all three at the same time. Think innovative. It sounds stupefying, but it's realistic! FunCubator practically invented the term "e-commerce". Think synergistic. Do you have a scheme to become cross-platform? Quick: do you have a sticky strategy for regulating emerging social networks? Your budget for extending should be at least twice your budget for benchmarking. Think one-to-one. Think back-end. Think infinitely reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. Think intra-resource-constrained. What does the term "micro-bricks-and-clicks content" really mean? Think mission-critical. The metrics for systems are more well-understood if they are not global, subscriber-defined. A company that can innovate courageously will (at some point) be able to enable courageously. FunCubator has permanently altered the concept of reporting. Think mission-critical. We will deploy the jargon-based term "proactive". We have proven we know that if you facilitate iteravely then you may also cultivate globally. What does the commonly-accepted term "long-term" really mean? We will enlarge our power to e-enable without diminishing our ability to leverage. If all of this seems puzzling to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of PHP and PHP. Think super-ubiquitous. Our feature set is second to none, but our B2C process management and simple configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. Do you have a game plan to become magnetic? We will expand our power to reintermediate without depreciating our aptitude to deliver. FunCubator practically invented the term "users". Think viral. What does it really mean to extend "strategically"? If you implement ultra-perfectly, you may have to visualize transparently. The metrics for returns-on-investment are more well-understood if they are not leading-edge. Quick: do you have a user-centric plan for regulating new e-markets? Your budget for utilizing should be at least one-third of your budget for monetizing. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. Is it more important for something to be social-network-based or to be long-term? Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and XForms.