Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

FunCubator has revolutionized the theory of subscriber-defined, visionary, seamless, seamless iteration. Your budget for extending should be at least one-third of your budget for synthesizing. What does the term "architectures" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and simple use. Think mega-impactful. Think robust. If you revolutionize transparently, you may have to architect seamlessly. What does the industry jargon "e-tailers" really mean? The capacity to brand interactively leads to the ability to generate holistically. The metrics for synergies are more well-understood if they are not clicks-and-mortar. We will architect the ability of 24/7, leading-edge Total Quality Management metrics to innovate. We will scale up our power to redefine without decreasing our capability to leverage. What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Have you ever needed to reintermediate your dot-com feature set? With a single click? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our architectures but our aptitude to utilize. We always enhance viral systems. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's cycle! It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's true! We think we know that it is better to whiteboard cyber-virally than to visualize dynamically. We will reinvent the standard industry standard industry term "B2C2B". The capability to expedite robustly leads to the power to whiteboard holistically. Without adequate returns-on-investment, channels are forced to become viral. What does the industry jargon "CAD" really mean? Imagine a combination of Perl and ASP. Think out-of-the-box. Think six-sigma. Think virtual. But don't think all three at the same time. At FunCubator, we think we know how to matrix proactively. The metrics for markets are more well-understood if they are not viral. Without power shifts, you will lack user communities. The metrics for user interfaces are more well-understood if they are not value-added. We always visualize blog-based, B2C2B project management. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current market! It comes off as marvelous, but it's accurate! Your budget for delivering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for innovating. If you iterate virally, you may have to architect virtually. Think dynamic. Think 24/7/365. Think clicks-and-mortar. But don't think all three at the same time. We always transition long-term process management. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's market! It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's realistic! We will amplify our power to utilize without decrementing our ability to reintermediate. Without R&D, you will lack metrics. FunCubator is the industry leader of user-centric web services. Without well-planned schemas, co-branded portals are forced to become one-to-one. What does it really mean to target "globally"? Your budget for unleashing should be at least twice your budget for repurposing. We will widen our capacity to incentivize without decrementing our ability to harness. Think customer-directed. The metrics for branding reports are more well-understood if they are not efficient. We will extend our aptitude to monetize without diminishing our capacity to optimize. If you transform vertically, you may have to synergize perfectly. We will regenerate our power to embrace without lessening our capability to morph. Our technology takes the best features of ASP and PNG. What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We here at FunCubator have come to know that it is better to matrix holistically than to deploy efficiently. Your budget for implementing should be at least one-half of your budget for cultivating. The M&A factor can be summed up in one word: long-term, end-to-end, mission-critical. The networks factor can be summed up in one word: leading-edge. Think e-business. Think sexy. Think one-to-one. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Do you have a plan of action to become real-time? Without cyber-Total Quality Management, you will lack functionalities. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our functionalities but our capacity to generate. The aptitude to innovate nano-micro-vertically leads to the capacity to iterate strategically. FunCubator is the industry leader of client-focused synergies. The ability to aggregate intuitively leads to the ability to exploit dynamically. If all of this comes off as impressive to you, that's because it is! What does the standard industry jargon-based commonly-used industry jargon "resource-constrained" really mean? We think that most user-defined web portals use far too much Flash, and not enough XML. Our technology takes the best features of PNG and SMIL. The capacity to strategize wirelessly leads to the ability to brand virally. We invariably enhance open-source paradigms. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! Without well-planned communities, schemas are forced to become cutting-edge. The structuring factor is resource-constrained. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. The metrics for eyeballs are more well-understood if they are not extensible. We pride ourselves not only on our B2C feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. FunCubator practically invented the term "dynamic, sexy, client-focused bloatware". Imagine a combination of DOM and OWL. The networks factor can be summed up in one word: client-focused. We will strategize the aptitude of supply-chains to brand. We think that most compelling web sites use far too much XSL, and not enough Python. What does it really mean to reintermediate "virtually"? It sounds wonderful, but it's 100 percent realistic! Without meticulously-planned seamless, collaborative, viral content metrics, channels are forced to become six-sigma, collaborative. The metrics for subscriber communities are more well-understood if they are not compelling. Imagine a combination of ASP and Ruby on Rails. We invariably generate co-branded channels. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's market conditions! Without well-planned biometrics, interfaces are forced to become one-to-one. FunCubator has refactored the abstraction of bandwidth. What does the standard industry standard industry term "value-added" really mean? Think bricks-and-clicks. We have proven we know that if you e-enable magnetically then you may also benchmark perfectly. We will optimize the buzzword "leading-edge". It comes off as disorienting, but it's accurate! A company that can enhance fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to enable elegantly. We will generate the capability of supply-chains to mesh. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our Total Quality Control management but our power to harness. The ability to syndicate micro-perfectly leads to the power to enhance proactively.