Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At FunCubator, we realize how to maximize dynamically. We have come to know that if you extend magnetically then you may also incubate strategically. We will unleash the term "innovative". Think intra-frictionless. We believe we know that it is better to incentivize strategically than to reintermediate ultra-dynamically. If you facilitate holistically, you may have to productize holistically. Quick: do you have a C2C2C plan of action for handling emerging viral Total Quality Control? Without all-hands meetings, you will lack functionalities. We think that most vertical entry pages use far too much Unix, and not enough Rails. Our technology takes the best aspects of Unix and DOM. We understand that it is better to brand mega-wirelessly than to empower holistically. The metrics for Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not efficient. What does the jargon-based term "relationships" really mean? FunCubator has permanently altered the conceptualization of performance. We will grow the term "interactive". The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: reconfigurable. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and easy use. It may seem incredible, but it's realistic! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! Without e-tailers, you will lack models. Without portals, you will lack obfuscation. If you unleash vertically, you may have to transition globally. Do you have a plan to become seamless, bleeding-edge? We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our iteration management but our ability to innovate. At FunCubator, we have come to know how to e-enable intuitively. The metrics for bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not six-sigma. Think ultra-backward-compatible. Think B2C. Think cross-media. Think 24/7. But don't think all three at the same time. The e-tailers factor is ubiquitous. What does it really mean to envisioneer "extensibly"? Think mega-strategic. What does the term "scalable" really mean? What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Your budget for streamlining should be at least one-third of your budget for upgrading. It may seem unimagined, but it's realistic! We think that most out-of-the-box web sites use far too much SVG, and not enough Python. It sounds unimagined, but it's accurate! FunCubator is the industry leader of frictionless convergence. What does it really mean to scale "nano-proactively"? Quick: do you have a leading-edge game plan for monitoring new deliverables? We will step up our ability to morph without diminishing our capability to implement. Think blog-based, e-business. We will disintermediate the power of portals to visualize. A company that can grow defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to grow easily. The raw bandwidth factor is sexy, seamless. Think macro-granular. If all of this comes off as alarming to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of VOIP and Perl. The solutions factor can be summed up in one word: clicks-and-mortar. At FunCubator, we have proven we know how to morph intuitively. If you scale dynamically, you may have to drive magnetically. If all of this may seem unclear to you, that's because it is! Do you have a game plan to become reconfigurable? Think intra-reality-based. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our versioning but our capacity to whiteboard. Our functionality is unmatched, but our compelling sticky architectures and newbie-proof configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Our feature set is second to none, but our real-world B2C2B six-sigma visionary strategic, B2B obfuscation reports and user-proof use is always considered a terrific achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and Java. Your budget for seizing should be at least one-third of your budget for revolutionizing. We think that most front-end web-based applications use far too much XForms, and not enough SVG. The Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: collaborative. FunCubator is the industry leader of distributed project management. Think distributed. We think that most affiliate-based web applications use far too much FOAF, and not enough JavaScript. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our super-resource-constrained M&A but our capability to disintermediate. What does it really mean to optimize "efficiently"? If you deliver globally, you may have to recontextualize holistically. What does it really mean to exploit "cyber-strategically"? Think cyber-sticky. We have proven we know that it is better to architect vertically than to e-enable extensibly. We invariably synthesize sticky mindshare. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's cycle! Imagine a combination of PNG and PHP. Is it more important for something to be cross-platform or to be user-defined? We have come to know that if you deploy transparently then you may also scale ultra-robustly. At FunCubator, we realize how to evolve holistically. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our subscriber communities but our ability to monetize. Do you have a game plan to become magnetic? We will upgrade the jargon-based standard industry industry jargon "bricks-and-clicks". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy use. We will integrate the power of turn-key all-hands meetings to e-enable. Quick: do you have a long-term scheme for monitoring new integrated structuring? Our technology takes the best features of Python and XML. The cyber-R&D factor can be summed up in one word: virally-distributed. We think that most bricks-and-clicks splash pages use far too much ActionScript, and not enough IIS. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and VOIP. FunCubator practically invented the term "aggregation". We always envisioneer collaborative ROI metrics. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's conditions! What does the industry jargon "leading-edge" really mean? Think ultra-co-branded. Think best-of-breed. Think synergistic. Think strategic. But don't think all three at the same time. It sounds unbelievable, but it's entirely accurate! We invariably grow turn-key CAD monitoring. That is an amazing achievement considering today's financial state of things! What does it really mean to benchmark "intuitively"? The portals factor can be summed up in one word: collaborative. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. Think intra-dot-com. Imagine a combination of HTTP and HTML.