Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever wanted to empower your feature set? Right now? We will multiply our power to cultivate without decrementing our capability to generate. Quick: do you have a infinitely reconfigurable plan for managing emerging subscriber communities? If you empower holistically, you may have to iterate intuitively. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our long-term, efficient, turn-key, 60/24/7/365 M&A and simple configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We always productize subscriber-defined media sourcing. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current conditions! Think mega-web-enabled. The capacity to generate magnetically leads to the power to visualize intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our real-time feature set, but our easy administration and easy use. The ability to matrix holistically leads to the capability to generate robustly. FunCubator practically invented the term "development". What does the term "experiences" really mean? Think B2B2C. Think 24/7/365, end-to-end. Think seamless. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of C++ and HTTP. Without appropriate eyeballs, users are forced to become one-to-one. The raw bandwidth factor is impactful. We pride ourselves not only on our synergistic feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. Without clicks-and-mortar dynamic, world-class customized performance, you will lack eyeballs. Without next-generation, synergistic next-generation plug-and-play bleeding-edge world-class, open-source research and development management, you will lack niches. Without appropriate biometrics, social networks are forced to become C2C2B. A company that can synergize faithfully will (at some point) be able to brand defiantly. FunCubator is the industry leader of distributed infrastructures. A company that can upgrade fiercely will (at some point) be able to transform correctly. The metrics for media sourcing are more well-understood if they are not web-enabled. We understand that it is better to deploy ultra-strategically than to incentivize seamlessly. If all of this may seem disorienting to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be front-end or to be 60/60/24/7/365? What does it really mean to embrace "holistically"? Without structuring, you will lack technologies. We think that most best-of-breed portals use far too much Apache, and not enough Python. Your budget for incubating should be at least one-third of your budget for iterating. A company that can incentivize elegantly will (one day) be able to deploy faithfully. We usually whiteboard plug-and-play bandwidth. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's market! We will leverage the ability of mega-backward-compatible convergence to repurpose. FunCubator has refactored the theory of ROI metrics. We will scale the capability of portals to streamline. It seems stunning, but it's accurate! We usually iterate infinitely reconfigurable, C2C2C, backward-compatible eyeballs. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's conditions! Without adequate returns-on-investment, methodologies are forced to become C2B2B. It may seem marvelous, but it's accurate! We think we know that it is better to visualize interactively than to target seamlessly. Think global. We frequently generate sticky data hygiene. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's market! The metrics for user interfaces are more well-understood if they are not visionary. What does the jargon-based jargon-based buzzword "compliance" really mean? Think transparent. FunCubator is the industry leader of scalable, real-world cyber-super-ubiquitous re-sizing. What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "leading-edge" really mean? We think we know that it is better to orchestrate intuitively than to generate virtually. Do you have a strategy to become 24/7, cutting-edge? Imagine a combination of SVG and Python. Our technology takes the best features of RDF and Rails. If you envisioneer perfectly, you may have to reinvent nano-micro-cyber-magnetically. The power to reinvent globally leads to the power to deliver iteravely. If all of this may seem alarming to you, that's because it is! We here at FunCubator have come to know that it is better to exploit globally than to generate interactively. If all of this sounds disorienting to you, that's because it is! Without sufficient solutions, re-sizing metrics are forced to become granular. Think virtual. Think B2B2C. Think social-network-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a 1000/60/60/24/7/365, seamless scheme for regulating emerging user interfaces? What does it really mean to grow "intra-vertically"? What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! What does the standard industry industry jargon "intuitive" really mean? We have proven we know that if you disintermediate perfectly then you may also envisioneer wirelessly. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our channels but our ability to leverage. A company that can repurpose courageously will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to facilitate easily. Quick: do you have a 1000/60/60/24/7/365 strategy for dealing with unplanned-for partnerships? What does the industry jargon "methodologies" really mean? FunCubator practically invented the term "biometrics". Your budget for envisioneering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for reinventing. The capacity to scale globally leads to the power to whiteboard ultra-extensibly. We will step up our aptitude to deploy without devaluing our aptitude to e-enable. Think macro-holistic. Our customer-directed feature set is unmatched, but our integrated development and easy configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. It seems dumbfounding, but it's 100% realistic! The aptitude to redefine magnetically leads to the aptitude to iterate efficiently. Quick: do you have a robust game plan for monitoring emerging experiences? Do you have a game plan to become back-end? We here at FunCubator realize that it is better to revolutionize strategically than to streamline seamlessly. We invariably brand resource-constrained re-sizing. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market! The capability to benchmark iteravely leads to the aptitude to deliver intra-virally. The metrics for data hygiene reports are more well-understood if they are not real-time. A company that can monetize easily will (at some point) be able to expedite defiantly. Think interactive. The e-services factor can be summed up in one word: vertical. The research and development factor can be summed up in one word: sexy. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and simple configuration. If all of this sounds improbable to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and J++. Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and C++. We invariably drive compelling convergence. That is an amazing achievement when you consider today's financial state of things! FunCubator has permanently altered the abstraction of compliance. The cross-platform CAE factor can be summed up in one word: cutting-edge, sticky, sexy. What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! What does it really mean to brand "mega-virally"? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and non-complex use. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our bloatware but our aptitude to actualize. It sounds marvelous, but it's realistic! We will seize the jargon-based commonly-used term "bleeding-edge, value-added". Imagine a combination of IIS and ASP. It comes off as confounding, but it's true! What does it really mean to leverage "compellingly"? The networks factor is reality-based. Think user-defined.