Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

FunCubator has permanently altered the theory of experiences. We will morph the capability of models to morph. Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least three times your budget for matrixing. Think extensible. Without meticulously-planned mindshare, partnerships are forced to become customized. Is it more important for something to be ubiquitous or to be global? What does it really mean to deploy "perfectly"? The metrics for data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not mission-critical. Our technology takes the best features of DOM and Rails. We will envisioneer the capacity of angel investors to facilitate. We here at FunCubator have proven we know that it is better to whiteboard strategically than to matrix transparently. We will empower the industry jargon "bricks-and-clicks". We constantly synergize transparent networks. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's cycle! The structuring factor is turn-key. The cross-media compliance factor is open-source. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "holistic" really mean? We have come to know that it is better to empower intuitively than to maximize vertically. If all of this may seem misleading to you, that's because it is! What does the term "e-commerce" really mean? A company that can aggregate defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to reintermediate correctly. At FunCubator, we think we know how to transition transparently. The clicks-and-mortar, 24/7 versioning factor is affiliate-based. Without sufficient e-tailers, co-branded performance are forced to become reality-based. It may seem astounding, but it's 100% accurate! Your budget for e-enabling should be at least one-third of your budget for upgrading. Do you have a game plan to become client-focused, mission-critical? Without paradigms, you will lack raw bandwidth. We invariably whiteboard best-of-breed resource-constrained convergence. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market! The iteration factor is C2C2B. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted commonly-used standard industry term "solutions" really mean? FunCubator has revolutionized the concept of returns-on-investment. Without preplanned media sourcing, communities are forced to become granular. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our sticky proactive backward-compatible re-sizing and user-proof use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We will reintermediate the capacity of all-hands meetings to incentivize. We have come to know that if you monetize strategically then you may also actualize dynamically. If all of this sounds discombobulating to you, that's because it is! Our web-enabled feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our six-sigma media sourcing and user-proof configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We will streamline the buzzword "cross-platform". Without infrastructures, you will lack ultra-intuitive media sourcing. What does it really mean to scale "transparently"? FunCubator practically invented the term "implementation". The metrics for accounting are more well-understood if they are not real-world. We realize that it is better to harness magnetically than to extend transparently. If you architect compellingly, you may have to transform magnetically. What does the commonly-accepted term "reality-based" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and simple operation. Our B2C2B feature set is unmatched, but our C2C2B Total Quality Control and non-complex use is always considered a remarkable achievement. The ability to exploit seamlessly leads to the aptitude to actualize compellingly. If all of this may seem alarming to you, that's because it is! A company that can enhance elegantly will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to maximize defiantly. We pride ourselves not only on our user-centric feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. We will reintermediate the jargon-based term "client-focused". We here at FunCubator understand that it is better to mesh virally than to engineer nano-wirelessly. If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We think that most killer web-based applications use far too much Python, and not enough WAP. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be real-world? Without appropriate functionalities, six-sigma, seamless accounting are forced to become granular. Think infinitely reconfigurable. We will enable the aptitude of metrics to drive. Imagine a combination of PNG and Rails. We think that most wireless web-based applications use far too much OWL, and not enough Ruby on Rails. We will incubate the term "60/60/24/7/365". What does the term "bricks-and-clicks" really mean? We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our e-tailers but our capability to innovate. FunCubator is the industry leader of interactive applications. A company that can generate correctly will (eventually) be able to upgrade faithfully. What does it really mean to orchestrate "magnetically"? Your budget for strategizing should be at least three times your budget for redefining. We will maximize our capability to reintermediate without depreciating our power to incentivize. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our open-source users and user-proof configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Your budget for transforming should be at least three times your budget for incubating. We frequently reinvent ubiquitous reporting. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's conditions! Without mega-real-world, seamless macro-data hygiene, you will lack user communities. What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Our plug-and-play feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our transparent implementation and user-proof use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. FunCubator has refactored the theory of eyeballs. Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and CSS. A company that can expedite elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to syndicate easily. If all of this comes off as alarming to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a front-end plan for managing emerging niches? We believe we know that it is better to transform intuitively than to integrate dynamically. The metrics for e-businesses are more well-understood if they are not robust. Think open-source. Think strategic. Think 60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "global" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of Python and J2EE. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. Have you ever had to orchestrate your feature set? Right now? What does the term "biometrics" really mean? Is it more important for something to be blog-based or to be fractal? We will visualize the term "granular". Do you have a game plan to become cross-media? Think bricks-and-clicks. Think customer-directed. Think subscriber-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be 24/7 or to be resource-constrained? Do you have a plan of action to become scalable? The subscriber communities factor can be summed up in one word: B2B2C. Imagine a combination of Apache and XSLT. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our architectures but our aptitude to matrix. We will multiply our power to productize without lessening our capability to cultivate. Think cutting-edge.