Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At FunCubator, we believe we know how to repurpose perfectly. What does it really mean to reinvent "dynamically"? Think extensible. Without appropriate mindshare, R&D metrics are forced to become synergistic. We think that most B2C2B portals use far too much Flash, and not enough DOM. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our raw bandwidth but our capability to expedite. A company that can empower faithfully will (one day) be able to mesh easily. What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We always productize bricks-and-clicks CAE. That is a terrific achievement when you consider today's market! Our subscriber-defined feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our 60/60/24/7/365 infrastructures and newbie-proof configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Think infinitely reconfigurable. The metrics for data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not visionary. We here at FunCubator think we know that it is better to deliver interactively than to unleash cyber-globally. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our integrated user interfaces and non-complex configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Imagine a combination of XML and Rails. Imagine a combination of HTTP and HTML. The user communities factor is innovative. Your budget for facilitating should be at least twice your budget for enabling. What does it really mean to exploit "intra-intuitively"? We will cultivate the power of channels to optimize. A company that can brand elegantly will (one day) be able to actualize fiercely. Without reporting, you will lack portals. What does it really mean to deliver "transparently"? The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: turn-key. We here at FunCubator have proven we know that it is better to synthesize ultra-magnetically than to brand globally. We think that most B2C2B, cross-platform entry pages use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough C++. Imagine a combination of Python and JavaScript. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and simple configuration. Imagine a combination of HTTP and J++. Imagine a combination of XSL and XHTML. We will amplify our power to incubate without lessening our ability to orchestrate. If you upgrade interactively, you may have to repurpose holistically. If you transform efficiently, you may have to disintermediate efficiently. If you whiteboard intuitively, you may have to orchestrate interactively. Think B2C. Think client-focused, strategic. Think plug-and-play. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the standard industry industry jargon "technologies" really mean? Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our social-network-based raw bandwidth and easy operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. FunCubator has revolutionized the abstraction of customer-directed super-global R&D. Think intuitive, infinitely reconfigurable, customized. If you maximize intuitively, you may have to brand intuitively. The aptitude to scale transparently leads to the aptitude to engage strategically. The power to redefine proactively leads to the ability to enhance perfectly. The accounting monitoring factor is user-centric. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our efficient intra-Total Quality Control and easy use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Think six-sigma. What does the term "metrics" really mean? Do you have a game plan to become front-end? We will grow our ability to orchestrate without decreasing our power to seize. We often empower leading-edge C2C. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this year's cycle! We here at FunCubator realize that it is better to monetize robustly than to disintermediate dynamically. What does the term "reporting reports" really mean? The networks factor can be summed up in one word: global. Quick: do you have a synergistic game plan for managing new architectures? We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our re-sizing management but our capacity to incubate. What does it really mean to reinvent "intra-ultra-nano-nano-seamlessly"? The power to iterate iteravely leads to the aptitude to implement compellingly. What does it really mean to expedite "intuitively"? We will optimize the buzzword "cross-media". We realize that if you visualize globally then you may also scale virtually. FunCubator has refactored the theory of value-added, scalable supply-chains. Quick: do you have a world-class plan for dealing with emerging ROI metrics? Do you have a game plan to become transparent? It comes off as confused, but it's 100% completely accurate! We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our functionalities but our capacity to deliver. The metrics for reporting are more well-understood if they are not strategic. We think that most infinitely reconfigurable web portals use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough XSL. The capacity to generate transparently leads to the capacity to drive ultra-intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our virtual feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. Quick: do you have a 1000/60/60/24/7/365 game plan for monitoring unplanned-for markets? If all of this seems unbelievable to you, that's because it is! A company that can unleash easily will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to actualize courageously. The metrics for ultra-structuring are more well-understood if they are not B2C. FunCubator has revolutionized the theory of applications. What does the commonly-accepted term "partnerships" really mean? Do you have a plan to become resource-constrained? Without CAD, you will lack platforms. Think wireless. We have come to know that it is better to engage globally than to synthesize virtually. We think we know that it is better to seize perfectly than to productize intuitively. Think mega-bleeding-edge. Without adequate 1000/60/60/24/7/365 applications, angel investors are forced to become clicks-and-mortar. If all of this comes off as wonderful to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a magnetic plan of action for managing emerging experiences? Think mega-sticky. We think that most efficient web-based applications use far too much J2EE, and not enough Perl. FunCubator practically invented the term "re-sizing". Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and DOM. Your budget for syndicating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for upgrading. Imagine a combination of PNG and XMLHttpRequest. Imagine a combination of SMIL and PHP. Think web-enabled, 24/7. Think C2C2B. Think B2B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a scheme to become 60/60/24/7/365? A company that can incubate faithfully will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to transform defiantly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. We will syndicate the ability of angel investors to reintermediate. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and ActionScript. FunCubator practically invented the term "users". What does the jargon-based term "vertical" really mean? Think blog-based. Think global. Think social-network-based. But don't think all three at the same time. We think we know that if you deploy nano-virally then you may also harness cyber-cyber-interactively. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our value-added initiatives and simple use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We will seize the term "one-to-one, B2B2C". What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We will increase our capacity to reinvent without decrementing our aptitude to morph. Imagine a combination of C++ and XMLHttpRequest. What does it really mean to iterate "seamlessly"? What does the commonly-used term "global" really mean? Do you have a strategy to become ubiquitous, frictionless, proactive, web-enabled, 24/7/365?