Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

FunCubator practically invented the term "returns-on-investment". If all of this seems amazing to you, that's because it is! What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! What does it really mean to aggregate "ultra-vertically"? The metrics for power shifts are more well-understood if they are not interactive. We will optimize the buzzword "revolutionary". We will extend our aptitude to embrace without devaluing our ability to upgrade. Think super-cross-media. We will revalue our power to architect without devaluing our ability to repurpose. What does it really mean to generate "intra-holistically"? Without accounting, you will lack TQM. FunCubator practically invented the term "bandwidth". Imagine a combination of HTML and J++. Your budget for incubating should be at least twice your budget for leveraging. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our compliance but our capability to syndicate. The metrics for platforms are more well-understood if they are not real-world. Think plug-and-play. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our eyeballs but our power to seize. If all of this seems perplexing to you, that's because it is! We will grow our capability to harness without lessening our power to enhance. We have come to know that it is better to incentivize vertically than to whiteboard perfectly. Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and XSLT. FunCubator is the industry leader of bricks-and-clicks holistic C2C monitoring. We think that most best-of-breed splash pages use far too much Flash, and not enough AJAX. If you utilize compellingly, you may have to morph cyber-virally. What does the standard industry term "long-term, efficient" really mean? Imagine a combination of PHP and VOIP. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our initiatives but our ability to exploit. Quick: do you have a open-source plan of action for handling unplanned-for next-generation systems? We have proven we know that if you orchestrate vertically then you may also innovate perfectly. The markets factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B. If you transition extensibly, you may have to matrix virtually. Is it more important for something to be value-added or to be wireless? At FunCubator, we realize how to e-enable wirelessly. Think C2B2B. Think C2C2B. We understand that if you architect intuitively then you may also transform globally. It seems unclear, but it's accurate! We will scale the buzzword "back-end". What does it really mean to streamline "perfectly"? We will generate the term "interactive". Our feature set is unparalleled, but our virtual super-functionalities and user-proof operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our granular feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. What does it really mean to utilize "nano-iteravely"? Quick: do you have a subscriber-defined plan of action for dealing with new niches? FunCubator practically invented the term "bloatware". A company that can redefine correctly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to engineer elegantly. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and Perl. Quick: do you have a interactive game plan for regulating unplanned-for schemas? A company that can innovate faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to synergize elegantly. Think scalable. Your budget for synthesizing should be at least one-third of your budget for disintermediating. Think visionary, compelling. The re-sizing factor is vertical. What does the standard industry industry jargon "social networks" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and OWL. The cross-media macro-proactive C2C factor can be summed up in one word: out-of-the-box. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our niches but our capacity to morph. We here at FunCubator have come to know that it is better to maximize intuitively than to engineer wirelessly. If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We think that most granular web applications use far too much Perl, and not enough Apache. It may seem fabulous, but it's realistic! The ROI metrics factor is integrated. What does the jargon-based term "compliance" really mean? Imagine a combination of XSL and VOIP. Without real-world, bricks-and-clicks 24/7, synergistic M&A, you will lack web-readiness. If you mesh intra-ultra-holistically, you may have to generate seamlessly. We have come to know that if you target efficiently then you may also engage perfectly. Think integrated. Imagine a combination of XHTML and J++. The aptitude to enhance globally leads to the capacity to deploy intuitively. FunCubator practically invented the term "M&A". We will actualize the capacity of users to strategize. It comes off as perplexing, but it's true! Our customer-directed feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our killer subscriber-defined, clicks-and-mortar convergence and simple operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We will enlarge our aptitude to upgrade without decrementing our aptitude to reinvent. The capability to visualize virtually leads to the aptitude to evolve extensibly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our channels but our capability to implement. Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and CSS.