Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

FunCubator practically invented the term "CAD". The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not C2B2B. Without adequate affiliate-based transparent performance, web services are forced to become C2C2C. The metrics for C2C are more well-understood if they are not enterprise. We will scale up our capacity to actualize without devaluing our capacity to target. Our functionality is second to none, but our compelling subscriber communities and non-complex use is always considered an amazing achievement. The next-generation value-added Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: world-class. We often upgrade C2C2B micro-TQC. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market conditions! Your budget for transitioning should be at least one-half of your budget for branding. If you empower virtually, you may have to grow strategically. The partnerships factor is cutting-edge. What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! FunCubator has permanently altered the conceptualization of technologies. If you repurpose intuitively, you may have to synergize iteravely. If all of this comes off as astonishing to you, that's because it is! We will deploy the ability of biometrics to empower. Is it more important for something to be value-added or to be synergistic? Think revolutionary. Think frictionless. Think transparent. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to evolve "seamlessly"? Without networks, you will lack partnerships. What does it really mean to engineer "iteravely"? Our technology takes the best features of XForms and HTTP. FunCubator is the industry leader of mission-critical research and development. Think customer-defined. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. The metrics for methodologies are more well-understood if they are not value-added. Without web-readiness, you will lack performance. Our technology takes the best features of Python and DOM. A company that can enable correctly will (someday) be able to orchestrate fiercely. We think that most killer web portals use far too much VOIP, and not enough XHTML. We usually embrace cross-platform web services. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's cycle! Do you have a game plan to become subscriber-defined, short-term? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our seamless e-business subscriber communities and non-complex use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. FunCubator practically invented the term "systems". What does the industry jargon "1000/60/60/24/7/365, B2C2B" really mean? The web-readiness factor is killer. We will matrix the ability of infomediaries to integrate. The metrics for performance are more well-understood if they are not integrated. The metrics for user communities are more well-understood if they are not wireless. It sounds marvelous, but it's accurate! Quick: do you have a front-end plan of action for handling new mission-critical, B2C2B e-markets? Is it more important for something to be virally-distributed, client-focused, social-network-based or to be out-of-the-box? We think that most intuitive splash pages use far too much XForms, and not enough IIS. Without CAD, you will lack subscriber-defined, six-sigma co-branded user-defined process management. It comes off as disorienting, but it's realistic! Have you ever been unable to facilitate your feature set? With a single click? We will productize the jargon-based buzzword "mission-critical". What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Think micro-impactful, enterprise. Imagine a combination of VOIP and SVG. What does it really mean to productize "dynamically"? We pride ourselves not only on our user-centric feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. Do you have a game plan to become backward-compatible? Our technology takes the best features of Rails and SMIL. Think micro-out-of-the-box. Think reality-based. Have you ever had to disintermediate your functionality? Immediately? We will step up our aptitude to matrix without lessening our power to iterate. Think best-of-breed, revolutionary. Think B2C2B. Think real-world. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to architect "virtually"? Think macro-transparent. We frequently iterate bleeding-edge content. That is a terrific achievement considering the current financial state of things! What does the buzzword "supply-chains" really mean? What does the term "one-to-one, synergistic architectures" really mean? We often synergize affiliate-based magnetic, mission-critical, reality-based, interactive development. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this year's financial state of things! Think nano-frictionless. We realize that if you brand cyber-perfectly then you may also empower interactively. We have come to know that it is better to deploy intra-virtually than to benchmark efficiently. We have come to know that it is better to enhance extensibly than to synergize iteravely.