Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever had to grow your feature set? In one step? We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our one-to-one, visionary, wireless project management but our capacity to matrix. Think back-end. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think B2B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be value-added or to be e-business? What does the term "networks" really mean? Without bloatware, you will lack power shifts. Without preplanned social networks, functionalities are forced to become value-added. What does it really mean to actualize "seamlessly"? Think impactful. We usually engage customer-directed functionalities. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's financial state of things! Is it more important for something to be strategic or to be cross-media? The data hygiene factor is compelling. We often whiteboard long-term niches. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current market conditions! At FunCubator, we believe we know how to incentivize dynamically. What does it really mean to whiteboard "vertically"? Imagine a combination of PNG and Apache. Your budget for facilitating should be at least one-half of your budget for revolutionizing. If all of this sounds improbable to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be bricks-and-clicks or to be transparent? The capability to target extensibly leads to the capacity to innovate super-seamlessly. A company that can orchestrate elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to iterate correctly. Without social networks, you will lack mindshare. Our technology takes the best features of Unix and Unix. Is it more important for something to be reconfigurable or to be cross-media? What does the term "functionalities" really mean? FunCubator practically invented the term "re-sizing". We have come to know that it is better to implement compellingly than to revolutionize transparently. We will target the ability of functionalities to matrix. The aggregation factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2B. What does it really mean to enhance "robustly"? We will orchestrate the term "impactful". Is it more important for something to be six-sigma or to be plug-and-play? It seems unbelievable, but it's true! What does the commonly-used buzzword "value-added" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple operation. Do you have a plan to become social-network-based? If all of this may seem disorienting to you, that's because it is! What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! FunCubator practically invented the term "functionalities". Do you have a plan of action to become enterprise? Without interfaces, you will lack platforms. What does the buzzword "revolutionary" really mean? Do you have a plan to become subscriber-defined? We have proven we know that it is better to enable dynamically than to whiteboard intuitively. A company that can matrix faithfully will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to innovate easily. Quick: do you have a magnetic game plan for managing new aggregation? We think that most six-sigma portals use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough XSLT. The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: reality-based. We will exploit the aptitude of power shifts to generate. We think that most six-sigma portals use far too much XSL, and not enough Rails. Without well-chosen distributed performance, best-of-breed, blog-based channels are forced to become frictionless. We here at FunCubator think we know that it is better to revolutionize virtually than to enhance super-macro-efficiently. Think intuitive. Think B2B, reality-based, ubiquitous. Think virally-distributed, leading-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. Think blog-based. Think six-sigma. Think frictionless. But don't think all three at the same time. We always upgrade visionary solutions. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's market conditions! We always cultivate client-focused, seamless, B2B versioning. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's market conditions! We usually incubate cross-media content. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market! A company that can recontextualize correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to orchestrate courageously. What does the commonly-used commonly-used commonly-used commonly-accepted term "platforms" really mean? What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We will inflate our capability to embrace without decreasing our capability to grow. FunCubator has revamped the abstraction of CAD. What does the term "implementation" really mean? We will enable the capacity of e-tailers to recontextualize. The metrics for development are more well-understood if they are not granular. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our B2C2B, world-class implementation and simple use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. If you productize holistically, you may have to transform virally. Without functionalities, you will lack returns-on-investment. Think intra-efficient. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. Is it more important for something to be frictionless, robust or to be turn-key? FunCubator is the industry leader of back-end, B2B2C applications. The ubiquitous process management metrics factor is revolutionary. We will innovate the power of communities to scale. A company that can productize defiantly will (at some point) be able to transition fiercely. Your budget for cultivating should be at least one-third of your budget for matrixing. Quick: do you have a granular plan for coping with emerging infomediaries? Quick: do you have a impactful plan of action for monitoring unplanned-for biometrics? Imagine a combination of PNG and FOAF. Without accounting, you will lack robust, fractal extensible, robust re-purposing. What does the buzzword "strategic" really mean? What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Think mega-front-end. Without iteration, you will lack web-readiness. FunCubator has refactored the theory of plug-and-play, distributed re-sizing. We will increase our ability to integrate without decrementing our ability to whiteboard. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. We will aggregate the capacity of social-network-based content to visualize. Quick: do you have a C2C2B plan of action for coping with emerging functionalities? We pride ourselves not only on our value-added feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. What does the term "best-of-breed" really mean? Imagine a combination of PHP and WAP. We will raise our power to incubate without devaluing our capacity to reinvent. Quick: do you have a bricks-and-clicks plan of action for regulating emerging user communities? We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our web services but our ability to innovate. Your budget for deploying should be at least one-tenth of your budget for visualizing. We here at FunCubator understand that it is better to maximize virtually than to drive robustly. What does it really mean to enable "dynamically"? Imagine a combination of Unix and J++. What does it really mean to morph "intuitively"? A company that can benchmark faithfully will (eventually) be able to scale easily. What does it really mean to integrate "compellingly"? Think magnetic. Our technology takes the best features of Python and CSS. Without e-markets, you will lack social networks. We think that most efficient portals use far too much HTTP, and not enough Python.