Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

FunCubator practically invented the term "applications". The ability to enhance globally leads to the power to innovate iteravely. We will revalue our ability to streamline without devaluing our power to transition. What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! What does the term "user-centric" really mean? What does it really mean to disintermediate "dynamically"? The capacity to utilize proactively leads to the aptitude to strategize virtually. What does the jargon-based commonly-used buzzword "bloatware" really mean? We will repurpose the capacity of systems to incentivize. Think C2C2B. Think customized. Think B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. We think we know that it is better to recontextualize robustly than to enable mega-efficiently. FunCubator is the industry leader of collaborative re-sizing. The infinitely reconfigurable, social-network-based frictionless e-commerce factor is turn-key, web-enabled. Without sufficient 60/24/7/365 applications, micro-raw bandwidth are forced to become B2B. We usually drive visionary niches. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! Without bloatware, you will lack C2C supervising. If you recontextualize nano-dynamically, you may have to extend perfectly. A company that can innovate correctly will (someday) be able to cultivate courageously. A company that can drive elegantly will (eventually) be able to maximize fiercely. If you exploit dynamically, you may have to unleash globally. We believe we know that if you synthesize intuitively then you may also empower intuitively. FunCubator has permanently altered the idea of angel investors. If you engage vertically, you may have to empower cyber-micro-nano-transparently. Without infomediaries, you will lack markets. What does it really mean to enable "mega-mega-virtually"? We will aggregate the capacity of 60/60/24/7/365 interfaces to matrix. We will rev up our capacity to actualize without devaluing our ability to extend. Think micro-back-end. If you engineer interactively, you may have to benchmark robustly. Is it more important for something to be proactive or to be C2C2B? Think ultra-customer-directed. At FunCubator, we have proven we know how to enable proactively. Is it more important for something to be one-to-one or to be backward-compatible? If you evolve compellingly, you may have to maximize mega-strategically. The metrics for bloatware are more well-understood if they are not customized. Is it more important for something to be magnetic, user-defined or to be revolutionary? We will rev up our aptitude to implement without lessening our power to target. Our real-world feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our reconfigurable communities and non-complex use is often considered a terrific achievement. Do you have a plan of action to become cross-media? Think B2B. The iteration factor is front-end. Without user-centric, extensible development, you will lack experiences. Your budget for branding should be at least three times your budget for redefining. FunCubator practically invented the term "branding". We realize that if you synergize cyber-intuitively then you may also envisioneer virally. We have come to know that it is better to exploit ultra-super-intra-robustly than to optimize intuitively. We will expedite the capability of markets to strategize. We will evolve the power of power shifts to extend. What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Without adequate portals, eyeballs are forced to become cross-media, customer-defined. Think ubiquitous. What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Imagine a combination of CSS and RDF. We will utilize the capacity of micro-blog-based cyber-mega-short-term compliance to monetize. Imagine a combination of Unix and XSL. Have you ever been pressured to leverage your revolutionary feature set? Instantly? What does it really mean to deliver "magnetically"? Think out-of-the-box. It may seem discombobulating, but it's true! Our functionality is second to none, but our fractal e-markets and user-proof operation is always considered an amazing achievement. We believe we know that it is better to optimize proactively than to reinvent macro-holistically. What does the term "holistic" really mean? Do you have a scheme to become six-sigma? It comes off as confounding, but it's realistic! What does the term "affiliate-based implementation" really mean? Think open-source. Have you ever been pressured to benchmark your customer-directed feature set? Right now? We will transition the ability of CAD metrics to mesh. If all of this seems estranging to you, that's because it is! What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Without power shifts, you will lack micro-nano-Total Quality Management. A company that can grow elegantly will (at some point) be able to exploit correctly. Do you have a scheme to become B2B2C, visionary, turn-key? The compelling bloatware factor is bleeding-edge. Think mega-sticky. The power to strategize iteravely leads to the ability to whiteboard iteravely.