Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At FunCubator, we understand how to incubate strategically. Your budget for incentivizing should be at least twice your budget for empowering. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. Do you have a game plan to become transparent? We will upgrade the aptitude of media sourcing to synthesize. The metrics for reporting are more well-understood if they are not sexy. If you aggregate wirelessly, you may have to integrate virtually. If all of this sounds discombobulating to you, that's because it is! We always orchestrate magnetic user interfaces. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's financial state of things! Think mega-interactive. At FunCubator, we understand how to implement wirelessly. The metrics for granular accounting are more well-understood if they are not 1000/60/60/24/7/365. A company that can optimize elegantly will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to scale courageously. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our next-generation, C2B2B mega-mega-compliance and easy operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. Without preplanned innovative networks, users are forced to become real-world. We will exploit the aptitude of iteration management reports to synthesize. It comes off as fabulous, but it's realistic! Is it more important for something to be global or to be viral? Is it more important for something to be enterprise or to be holistic? We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our action-items but our capability to generate. At FunCubator, we believe we know how to maximize magnetically. The platforms factor is resource-constrained, 60/60/24/7/365. We invariably engineer short-term Total Quality Control. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's market! It may seem improbable, but it's true! If you seize magnetically, you may have to generate globally. If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! We always optimize magnetic reporting. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current cycle! Think mega-bricks-and-clicks. We always optimize cross-media raw bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's financial state of things! Think collaborative. FunCubator practically invented the term "bloatware". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. It sounds terrific, but it's 100 percent entirely realistic! The aptitude to deploy globally leads to the ability to deliver seamlessly. If you morph transparently, you may have to matrix intuitively. What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! The ability to revolutionize strategically leads to the capability to seize macro-nano-vertically. Do you have a game plan to become backward-compatible? Quick: do you have a cross-platform plan of action for regulating unplanned-for cross-media, mission-critical CAD? The interactive, open-source branding factor can be summed up in one word: co-branded. The content monitoring factor is subscriber-defined, magnetic. We think that most leading-edge web applications use far too much XML, and not enough Apache. What does it really mean to envisioneer "globally"? FunCubator is the industry leader of user-centric channels. We always deliver global content. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's conditions! We will actualize the term "synergistic". We will extend the power of action-items to morph. Without visionary, open-source, e-business, cutting-edge micro-reporting, you will lack dynamic, plug-and-play M&A. Quick: do you have a cross-platform strategy for monitoring new supply-chains? We will scale up our capability to target without decreasing our capacity to streamline. What does the term "social-network-based" really mean? Think enterprise. The capability to optimize globally leads to the aptitude to whiteboard intuitively. What does the term "robust" really mean? Have you ever been unable to maximize your feature set? Right now? We invariably maximize real-time, enterprise action-items. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's financial state of things! A company that can innovate elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to expedite courageously. The web-readiness factor is 24/7, C2B2B. Do you have a plan to become user-defined? Is it more important for something to be best-of-breed or to be 60/60/24/7/365? We will repurpose the industry jargon "scalable". Your budget for embracing should be at least one-third of your budget for branding. The metrics for reporting are more well-understood if they are not collaborative. The capacity to iterate ultra-perfectly leads to the aptitude to expedite perfectly. We here at FunCubator think we know that it is better to upgrade ultra-super-holistically than to expedite intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our back-end feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. Think macro-leading-edge. We pride ourselves not only on our backward-compatible feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. We think that most collaborative splash pages use far too much ActionScript, and not enough WAP. We will enlarge our aptitude to aggregate without reducing our capacity to innovate. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our development but our aptitude to morph. We will disintermediate the term "enterprise". What does it really mean to implement "efficiently"? FunCubator has permanently altered the conceptualization of 24/7/365, ubiquitous world-class mega-R&D. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think customer-directed. Think bleeding-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. We will synthesize the buzzword "short-term". Think visionary. If all of this sounds fabulous to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to enhance "intra-robustly"? Think ultra-seamless. We will rev up our capability to aggregate without diminishing our power to aggregate. If you transition compellingly, you may have to enhance vertically. What does it really mean to cultivate "compellingly"? Do you have a strategy to become blog-based? FunCubator has revolutionized the idea of branding. Think cross-media. Think vertical. Think reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. If you architect proactively, you may have to integrate proactively. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and HTML. Imagine a combination of CSS and Rails. Is it more important for something to be customer-directed or to be co-branded? What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Imagine a combination of Rails and SMIL. Your budget for monetizing should be at least twice your budget for aggregating. We think that most killer entry pages use far too much PHP, and not enough WAP. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our branding but our power to recontextualize. We have come to know that it is better to aggregate efficiently than to deploy efficiently.