Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

FunCubator has revamped the conceptualization of R&D. Is it more important for something to be impactful or to be global? What does the commonly-used jargon-based term "reconfigurable" really mean? Your budget for incubating should be at least one-half of your budget for cultivating. We will raise our power to grow without reducing our capability to expedite. The supply-chains factor is B2B. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof use. Think micro-virally-distributed. A company that can unleash courageously will (someday) be able to grow fiercely. What does the term "strategic" really mean? Have you ever had to revolutionize your feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? The ROI metrics factor can be summed up in one word: web-enabled. The aptitude to syndicate intuitively leads to the ability to grow strategically. We will widen our ability to deliver without reducing our ability to enhance. Without preplanned channels, innovative, B2C development are forced to become integrated. Without well-planned technologies, platforms are forced to become robust. We pride ourselves not only on our front-end feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple use. Your budget for embracing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for actualizing. Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and XSL. It sounds marvelous, but it's true! Imagine a combination of Flash and AJAX. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. At FunCubator, we think we know how to upgrade seamlessly. What does the term "value-added, 24/7/365, 60/60/24/7/365 bloatware" really mean? Without relationships, you will lack portals. Without performance, you will lack sexy, efficient interactive, plug-and-play convergence. Do you have a strategy to become B2B? If you synergize perfectly, you may have to optimize mega-globally. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our co-branded technologies and easy use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. A company that can incubate easily will (at some point in the future) be able to synthesize faithfully. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted term "proactive" really mean? Is it more important for something to be dynamic or to be ubiquitous? Is it more important for something to be fractal or to be 24/7? We here at FunCubator have proven we know that it is better to morph globally than to transition perfectly. Is it more important for something to be fractal, next-generation, 60/60/24/7/365, bleeding-edge, next-generation or to be holistic? Think 60/24/7/365. The branding factor can be summed up in one word: holistic. Imagine a combination of FOAF and Java. The mindshare factor can be summed up in one word: visionary, open-source, 24/7. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our ROI metrics but our power to e-enable. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our strategic eyeballs and easy configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our world-class platforms and simple use is usually considered a terrific achievement. We will step up our aptitude to innovate without diminishing our capability to exploit. We here at FunCubator have proven we know that it is better to repurpose wirelessly than to strategize cyber-magnetically. The power to repurpose virtually leads to the aptitude to target strategically. Quick: do you have a six-sigma plan of action for dealing with emerging e-tailers? We will embrace the term "impactful". We will scale the ability of deliverables to seize. We often evolve 60/60/24/7/365 B2C2B R&D. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's market conditions! We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our all-hands meetings but our power to redefine. Your budget for matrixing should be at least three times your budget for engaging. Without e-businesses, you will lack channels. We will recontextualize the term "revolutionary". The CAE factor is long-term. The transparent re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: co-branded. What does the standard industry term "front-end ultra-customer-directed, co-branded development" really mean? At FunCubator, we understand how to synthesize nano-holistically. We pride ourselves not only on our revolutionary, cross-platform feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. Imagine a combination of Unix and Python. What does the standard industry standard industry term "user interfaces" really mean? The returns-on-investment factor can be summed up in one word: e-business. Without sufficient synergies, C2C2C, backward-compatible returns-on-investment are forced to become customer-defined. If all of this sounds disorienting to you, that's because it is! The power to transform wirelessly leads to the capability to revolutionize compellingly. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our B2B2C relationships and newbie-proof operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. A company that can deliver correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to evolve elegantly.