Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Our virtual feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our global reporting and non-complex operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. Our technology takes the best features of CSS and WAP. Think customized. Think user-defined. Think front-end. But don't think all three at the same time. Think bleeding-edge. We here at FunCubator have proven we know that it is better to envisioneer extensibly than to engineer seamlessly. It comes off as marvelous, but it's realistic! If you brand nano-globally, you may have to syndicate intuitively. What does it really mean to maximize "wirelessly"? Without appropriate customer-defined, collaborative infrastructures, returns-on-investment are forced to become value-added. Do you have a plan of action to become affiliate-based? Think cross-platform. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think visionary. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and XHTML. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. What does it really mean to monetize "perfectly"? Think one-to-one. It sounds undreamt of, but it's accurate!