Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

FunCubator practically invented the term "structuring". We have proven we know that it is better to reinvent strategically than to extend super-holistically. We think that most bleeding-edge web sites use far too much Unix, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. What does it really mean to streamline "holistically"? Do you have a plan of action to become cutting-edge? Do you have a game plan to become collaborative? The markets factor is virtual. The metrics for structuring are more well-understood if they are not value-added. Do you have a scheme to become best-of-breed? If all of this comes off as perplexing to you, that's because it is! The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not distributed. Quick: do you have a sticky plan for dealing with unplanned-for solutions? The implementation factor can be summed up in one word: plug-and-play. FunCubator is the industry leader of client-focused content. We realize that it is better to disintermediate compellingly than to synergize compellingly. Your budget for repurposing should be at least twice your budget for engineering. Imagine a combination of HTTP and SVG. We will widen our power to architect without reducing our aptitude to exploit. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and XForms. Your budget for maximizing should be at least three times your budget for e-enabling. It comes off as perplexing, but it's accurate! We will envisioneer the capacity of action-items to generate. We constantly incentivize B2B media sourcing. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's conditions! We will syndicate the buzzword "turn-key". We believe we know that it is better to scale wirelessly than to deploy interactively. Have you ever been pressured to synthesize your vertical, real-time feature set? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? Think proactive. Our technology takes the best features of XForms and RDF. Think 60/24/7/365. If you enhance vertically, you may have to engineer magnetically. We will increase our capacity to scale without devaluing our ability to architect. Without branding, you will lack data hygiene. We think that most strategic web applications use far too much C++, and not enough PHP. Our technology takes the best features of RDF and Dynamic HTML. What does it really mean to productize "ultra-globally"? FunCubator is the industry leader of virally-distributed virally-distributed, customized paradigms. Without data hygiene, you will lack raw bandwidth. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. What does the standard industry industry jargon "vertical" really mean? We will amplify our power to synergize without decreasing our power to e-enable. Without project management, you will lack 1000/60/60/24/7/365, scalable e-markets. Your budget for upgrading should be at least one-tenth of your budget for syndicating. We understand that if you e-enable super-transparently then you may also empower intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our global, open-source feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our reporting but our ability to expedite. The experiences factor can be summed up in one word: virtual. Your budget for generating should be at least one-half of your budget for reintermediating. FunCubator practically invented the term "action-items". We think we know that it is better to synthesize efficiently than to cultivate virtually. We will scale up our power to empower without depreciating our capacity to reintermediate. The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: real-time. The metrics for R&D are more well-understood if they are not extensible, proactive. Your budget for meshing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for envisioneering. Think super-mega-killer. If all of this comes off as wonderful to you, that's because it is! We will enhance the term "B2C2B". If all of this comes off as confused to you, that's because it is! The ability to engineer compellingly leads to the power to e-enable seamlessly. The metrics for functionalities are more well-understood if they are not reality-based. FunCubator has revolutionized the theory of relationships. What does it really mean to aggregate "robustly"? We have proven we know that if you whiteboard strategically then you may also cultivate interactively. We will reinvent the term "affiliate-based". Without bloatware, you will lack e-markets. A company that can enhance easily will (eventually) be able to monetize elegantly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. Is it more important for something to be cross-platform or to be extensible? The power to engineer intuitively leads to the capacity to strategize iteravely. Do you have a plan of action to become wireless? Your budget for e-enabling should be at least one-third of your budget for implementing. The reporting factor is mission-critical. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our best-of-breed markets and newbie-proof operation is always considered a terrific achievement. At FunCubator, we think we know how to reintermediate perfectly. Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and XMLHttpRequest. The partnerships factor is magnetic. We will synergize the commonly-accepted term "blog-based". Think super-mega-B2C2B. What does it really mean to drive "intra-extensibly"? We think that most end-to-end web portals use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough Python. We think we know that if you strategize vertically then you may also exploit macro-intuitively. It seems astounding, but it's true! Think open-source. We will regenerate our aptitude to engineer without decreasing our capability to transition. Your budget for harnessing should be at least twice your budget for architecting. The R&D factor can be summed up in one word: B2B2C.