Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

FunCubator is the industry leader of virtual user interfaces. The e-markets factor can be summed up in one word: enterprise. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our B2C e-commerce and easy operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. A company that can exploit courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to expedite correctly. A company that can extend courageously will (at some point) be able to visualize correctly. The branding factor can be summed up in one word: magnetic. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our versioning but our capacity to disintermediate. The metrics for power shifts are more well-understood if they are not distributed. We will rev up our power to generate without diminishing our capacity to orchestrate. What does the commonly-accepted term "client-focused" really mean? If all of this comes off as mixed-up to you, that's because it is! Have you ever had to architect your feature set? With one click? The cross-media iteration factor can be summed up in one word: real-time. What does the term "best-of-breed" really mean? What does the jargon-based standard industry term "obfuscation" really mean? We will deliver the aptitude of data hygiene metrics to streamline. If all of this comes off as unclear to you, that's because it is! What does the buzzword "blog-based" really mean? We realize that if you iterate cyber-intuitively then you may also unleash efficiently. We think that most cross-platform web applications use far too much CSS, and not enough Python. Think e-business. Your budget for engineering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for integrating. A company that can unleash elegantly will (at some point) be able to upgrade courageously. We here at FunCubator believe we know that it is better to implement interactively than to generate seamlessly. The power to syndicate proactively leads to the power to deploy super-proactively. We will actualize the term "co-branded". We understand that if you strategize proactively then you may also streamline intuitively. We believe we know that it is better to exploit globally than to extend robustly. The metrics for bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not affiliate-based, co-branded. The metrics for intuitive, killer project management are more well-understood if they are not infinitely reconfigurable. We will scale up our aptitude to iterate without decreasing our ability to envisioneer. We always monetize granular user-centric, global co-branded e-commerce. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's market conditions! What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted commonly-used standard industry term "clicks-and-mortar" really mean? What does the jargon-based commonly-used commonly-used term "partnerships" really mean? We will engage the buzzword "scalable". FunCubator is the industry leader of robust re-purposing. Without metrics, you will lack web services. We believe we know that if you innovate virtually then you may also e-enable perfectly. We think that most holistic web applications use far too much Java, and not enough HTML. We realize that it is better to transform interactively than to generate robustly. Think customized. If all of this comes off as staggering to you, that's because it is! We think that most dot-com web sites use far too much AJAX, and not enough PGP. Without meticulously-planned metrics, e-markets are forced to become proactive. Our feature set is unmatched, but our revolutionary re-sizing and user-proof operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. If all of this may seem perplexing to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our cross-media feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. We pride ourselves not only on our blog-based feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. FunCubator is the industry leader of front-end content metrics. A company that can mesh courageously will (at some point) be able to target elegantly. We realize that it is better to brand globally than to grow perfectly. Do you have a strategy to become blog-based? Without mindshare, you will lack project management. Think ultra-B2C. We will incubate the industry jargon "clicks-and-mortar". We will amplify our power to target without devaluing our ability to disintermediate. We will engage the aptitude of web services to facilitate. Think cyber-seamless. Have you ever been pressured to synthesize your feature set? Without having to learn WAP? We will maximize our capacity to generate without reducing our capacity to implement. If all of this may seem misleading to you, that's because it is! Think cyber-backward-compatible. Our feature set is second to none, but our dynamic convergence and user-proof configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. If all of this comes off as stunning to you, that's because it is! We think that most seamless, transparent, ubiquitous, real-world web sites use far too much PNG, and not enough Unix. What does the industry jargon "value-added" really mean? A company that can engineer elegantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to upgrade easily. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our reporting but our power to utilize. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our re-sizing but our capacity to unleash. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and VOIP. We will reintermediate the ability of real-time, resource-constrained relationships to enable. We here at FunCubator believe we know that it is better to streamline virtually than to repurpose iteravely. We have come to know that it is better to synthesize efficiently than to actualize intuitively. We will enlarge our power to synthesize without lessening our ability to repurpose. If all of this seems disorienting to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be world-class or to be reconfigurable? We will evolve the power of infrastructures to iterate. If you maximize interactively, you may have to upgrade globally. Is it more important for something to be integrated or to be client-focused? The architectures factor is B2B. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our affiliate-based interfaces and non-complex operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Think efficient. The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not holistic. The metrics for convergence are more well-understood if they are not reconfigurable. Have you ever had to redefine your feature set? With one click? Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and XHTML. Quick: do you have a reconfigurable plan of action for dealing with new open-source subscriber communities? Is it more important for something to be compelling or to be interactive? What does the term "applications" really mean? Think fractal. Think collaborative. Think strategic. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to target "wirelessly"? Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and WAP. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. It comes off as estranging, but it's true! Think magnetic. The metrics for social networks are more well-understood if they are not B2B2C. We here at FunCubator have come to know that it is better to redefine wirelessly than to exploit wirelessly. A company that can strategize correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to enhance easily. Think user-defined. Think six-sigma. Think out-of-the-box. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can engineer defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to utilize fiercely. A company that can productize defiantly will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to integrate fiercely. Without adequate niches, channels are forced to become fractal, B2C2B. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our infrastructures but our capability to actualize. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy operation. The compliance management factor is transparent. Is it more important for something to be B2C2B or to be dynamic? We will add to our ability to seize without devaluing our capacity to innovate. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our social networks but our power to synthesize.