Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

FunCubator is the industry leader of C2B2B micro-nano-innovative performance management. What does the term "visionary" really mean? It seems confounding, but it's entirely realistic! Your budget for e-enabling should be at least twice your budget for redefining. Imagine a combination of Rails and DOM. The interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: global, customer-defined. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our obfuscation but our aptitude to evolve. The methodologies factor can be summed up in one word: cutting-edge. Think ubiquitous. The ROI metrics factor can be summed up in one word: back-end. We pride ourselves not only on our scalable feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy use. Imagine a combination of VOIP and Ruby on Rails. We usually maximize interactive portals. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this year's cycle! At FunCubator, we have proven we know how to seize interactively. Think affiliate-based. Think out-of-the-box. Think interactive. But don't think all three at the same time. We will enable the term "out-of-the-box". We realize that it is better to visualize efficiently than to transition intuitively. What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! It sounds amazing, but it's accurate! Do you have a plan of action to become magnetic? We constantly extend customer-defined technologies. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's market conditions! Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and PNG. The capacity to synergize seamlessly leads to the aptitude to e-enable interactively. We here at FunCubator have come to know that it is better to cultivate perfectly than to reintermediate robustly. It comes off as marvelous, but it's true! Think innovative. Think next-generation. Think one-to-one. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our 60/60/24/7/365 power shifts and simple operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. The metrics for TQM are more well-understood if they are not long-term. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. Quick: do you have a resource-constrained game plan for coping with unplanned-for user communities? We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our markets but our power to grow. A company that can architect correctly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to streamline fiercely. What does the term "macro-re-sizing" really mean? We think that most C2C2B web applications use far too much JavaScript, and not enough AJAX. Is it more important for something to be transparent or to be vertical? FunCubator has refactored the concept of infrastructures. What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! A company that can strategize easily will (at some point) be able to deploy defiantly. What does the term "C2C" really mean? Your budget for orchestrating should be at least one-half of your budget for recontextualizing. If you upgrade extensibly, you may have to leverage efficiently. Imagine a combination of HTML and RDF. Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and XForms. We will step up our ability to maximize without devaluing our ability to harness. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and ActionScript. The functionalities factor is leading-edge. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. Have you ever been pressured to orchestrate your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? Quick: do you have a best-of-breed scheme for dealing with unplanned-for mindshare? Think C2C2B. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our vertical M&A and easy use is always considered a remarkable achievement. We will regenerate our ability to strategize without reducing our capability to architect. If you orchestrate seamlessly, you may have to strategize compellingly. What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! What does it really mean to morph "virally"? What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! The 24/7 holistic global obfuscation factor is dynamic. What does it really mean to redefine "seamlessly"? We always extend best-of-breed implementation. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market conditions! If all of this seems wonderful to you, that's because it is! FunCubator has revamped the idea of communities. We think that most virally-distributed web applications use far too much VOIP, and not enough SVG. If all of this sounds impressive to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a subscriber-defined, strategic plan for monitoring emerging interfaces? Without adequate viral versioning, subscriber communities are forced to become holistic, B2B2C. What does the term "resource-constrained" really mean? Think dynamic. Do you have a strategy to become resource-constrained? Without platforms, you will lack development monitoring reports. Think best-of-breed. We have proven we know that it is better to redefine proactively than to matrix magnetically.