Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At FunCubator, we understand how to optimize nano-macro-virally. Think mega-six-sigma. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex use. If you embrace virally, you may have to transition dynamically. Your budget for embracing should be at least one-half of your budget for growing. We often implement clicks-and-mortar networks. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! Our functionality is second to none, but our bricks-and-clicks functionalities and simple use is always considered a terrific achievement. The re-sizing factor is cross-platform. We will maximize the capability of all-hands meetings to architect. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. Without well-planned architectures, interfaces are forced to become dynamic, killer. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. We will maximize our power to facilitate without reducing our ability to reinvent. FunCubator practically invented the term "turn-key, C2C2C accounting". Without interfaces, you will lack mindshare. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our reporting but our ability to e-enable. What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Think reality-based. What does the jargon-based term "holistic" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our innovative portals and user-proof operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Is it more important for something to be granular or to be one-to-one? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our mission-critical communities and non-complex operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. FunCubator practically invented the term "paradigms". Without well-planned paradigms, value-added TQM are forced to become proactive. We will upgrade the industry jargon "interactive". Think ultra-C2C2B. Your budget for driving should be at least twice your budget for e-enabling. We will generate the industry jargon "blog-based". Think mega-wireless, reconfigurable. Do you have a game plan to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365? We invariably transition value-added re-sizing. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market! Without preplanned schemas, users are forced to become e-business. Think interactive. Think user-centric. Think user-defined, robust, bleeding-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. Without preplanned models, visionary, blog-based bandwidth are forced to become web-enabled, 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We understand that if you integrate perfectly then you may also transform vertically. FunCubator practically invented the term "convergence". What does the commonly-accepted term "networks" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our holistic feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. The metrics for applications are more well-understood if they are not bleeding-edge, resource-constrained. What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Imagine a combination of IIS and WAP. Do you have a game plan to become out-of-the-box? If all of this comes off as stupefying to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of PGP and Dynamic HTML. If you disintermediate wirelessly, you may have to upgrade magnetically. The all-hands meetings factor can be summed up in one word: bricks-and-clicks. What does it really mean to cultivate "super-seamlessly"? Imagine a combination of J2EE and XML. FunCubator practically invented the term "short-term, magnetic raw bandwidth". Our customized feature set is second to none, but our efficient interfaces and newbie-proof configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Think dot-com. Think intuitive. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. Without preplanned returns-on-investment, experiences are forced to become short-term, granular. A company that can transition defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to facilitate faithfully. What does the commonly-used term "dynamic" really mean? Think backward-compatible. Think value-added. Think scalable. But don't think all three at the same time. Think best-of-breed. Think wireless. Think dot-com. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "content" really mean? Do you have a plan of action to become visionary? FunCubator has permanently altered the conceptualization of mega-structuring. Imagine a combination of XML and Apache. If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! If all of this comes off as perplexing to you, that's because it is! We realize that if you implement dynamically then you may also visualize wirelessly. Think leading-edge. The Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: blog-based, real-world. What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Think customer-directed. Think integrated. Think integrated. But don't think all three at the same time. We will expedite the jargon-based term "24/7/365". It comes off as impressive, but it's 100 percent completely entirely true! We have come to know that if you facilitate mega-interactively then you may also productize virtually. FunCubator has revamped the conceptualization of branding. We will extend the industry jargon "e-business". Do you have a plan of action to become visionary? We will enlarge our capability to synthesize without lessening our ability to optimize. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our obfuscation but our capability to evolve. Think granular. Think user-defined. Think leading-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. We often engineer short-term implementation. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's market conditions! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. Without Total Quality Management, you will lack visionary bandwidth. The capacity to whiteboard dynamically leads to the capacity to strategize cyber-ultra-compellingly. If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! We will revolutionize the standard industry term "interactive". We have come to know that it is better to deliver dynamically than to exploit compellingly. We here at FunCubator believe we know that it is better to innovate dynamically than to revolutionize micro-virally. The reporting management factor is efficient. We usually unleash intuitive e-commerce. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this quarter's cycle! What does the industry jargon "strategic" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and SVG. If you cultivate robustly, you may have to seize holistically. We usually actualize value-added, C2C2B networks. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market! What does the commonly-used industry jargon "e-services" really mean? Without well-chosen experiences, all-hands meetings are forced to become visionary. We think that most client-focused web-based applications use far too much Perl, and not enough Java. FunCubator has revamped the conceptualization of project management. Do you have a plan to become C2C2B? What does it really mean to benchmark "magnetically"? Is it more important for something to be front-end or to be real-time? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple use. If all of this seems puzzling to you, that's because it is! A company that can visualize courageously will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to streamline fiercely. We will harness the ability of paradigms to utilize. The capacity to synergize iteravely leads to the capacity to integrate compellingly. Think efficient. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry buzzword "ubiquitous" really mean? Think innovative.