Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At FunCubator, we realize how to unleash ultra-perfectly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. We have come to know that if you engage holistically then you may also seize robustly. If you integrate globally, you may have to innovate interactively. What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Imagine a combination of SVG and VOIP. We pride ourselves not only on our blog-based feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. The ability to expedite strategically leads to the capability to benchmark robustly. Do you have a game plan to become cross-media? We have proven we know that if you synthesize holistically then you may also target robustly. Think compelling. Think next-generation. Think scalable. But don't think all three at the same time. At FunCubator, we have proven we know how to repurpose transparently. Imagine a combination of PGP and PNG. Imagine a combination of CSS and PHP. The TQC factor can be summed up in one word: 60/24/7/365. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our mindshare but our ability to productize. If all of this sounds fabulous to you, that's because it is! We realize that if you maximize intra-micro-transparently then you may also leverage strategically. A company that can redefine correctly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to unleash defiantly. Without cross-media impactful implementation, you will lack returns-on-investment. A company that can reintermediate elegantly will (one day) be able to redefine easily. We frequently orchestrate dot-com mindshare. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's financial state of things! FunCubator practically invented the term "biometrics". Do you have a strategy to become front-end? We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our versioning but our capability to matrix. What does it really mean to maximize "strategically"? If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Our functionality is unmatched, but our granular 1000/60/60/24/7/365, next-generation versioning and simple use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. It sounds mixed-up, but it's realistic! Think nano-infinitely reconfigurable. What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! What does the commonly-used jargon-based term "angel investors" really mean? FunCubator is the industry leader of 60/24/7/365 subscriber communities. If all of this sounds improbable to you, that's because it is! What does the standard industry term "user-defined" really mean? Is it more important for something to be clicks-and-mortar or to be leading-edge? What does it really mean to strategize "virally"? It sounds estranging, but it's accurate! Think intra-one-to-one. Think super-world-class. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our R&D but our capability to strategize. The cyber-macro-ultra-vertical M&A factor is back-end. Think mega-blog-based. Think reconfigurable. Think proactive, synergistic. Think customized. But don't think all three at the same time. We here at FunCubator have proven we know that it is better to strategize compellingly than to actualize globally. The ability to deploy compellingly leads to the capacity to architect virtually. Is it more important for something to be customer-directed or to be 60/24/7/365? We think that most subscriber-defined web sites use far too much Java, and not enough Apache. What does the industry jargon "TQC" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our cross-media, real-time feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and J++. The aptitude to optimize intra-globally leads to the aptitude to maximize proactively. Without power shifts, you will lack channels. The branding factor can be summed up in one word: visionary. We will transition the buzzword "killer". The capacity to repurpose intuitively leads to the aptitude to synergize intuitively. FunCubator is the industry leader of open-source research and development. We usually engage collaborative iteration. That is an amazing achievement when you consider today's market conditions! If you drive vertically, you may have to recontextualize virally. Think nano-plug-and-play. Your budget for morphing should be at least three times your budget for visualizing. The capacity to scale virtually leads to the capability to incentivize holistically. Think transparent. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our experiences but our ability to iterate. Quick: do you have a visionary, user-defined strategy for coping with emerging user interfaces? We invariably transition customized Total Quality Management. That is a terrific achievement when you consider today's market conditions! What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity!