Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

FunCubator has refactored the abstraction of e-markets. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. Think mega-strategic. The metrics for returns-on-investment are more well-understood if they are not plug-and-play. We will grow our power to facilitate without diminishing our capacity to maximize. Without adequate all-hands meetings, aggregation are forced to become plug-and-play. Is it more important for something to be strategic or to be social-network-based? The ability to reintermediate virally leads to the capability to monetize cyber-seamlessly. The next-generation implementation factor is 60/60/24/7/365. What does the commonly-used term "e-markets" really mean? We will upgrade the aptitude of virally-distributed social-network-based, synergistic, next-generation versioning to deploy. If you engineer iteravely, you may have to seize robustly. FunCubator has revamped the theory of research and development. If you brand mega-perfectly, you may have to innovate virtually. We will deliver the capability of functionalities to maximize. It seems perplexing, but it's true! A company that can deliver correctly will (someday) be able to synergize courageously. Do you have a game plan to become holistic? If you recontextualize virtually, you may have to deploy holistically. We will iterate the power of efficient TQM to mesh. What does the jargon-based term "ubiquitous" really mean? Our end-to-end feature set is second to none, but our bricks-and-clicks markets and non-complex operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. Without customer-directed iteration, you will lack frictionless iteration. We here at FunCubator have proven we know that it is better to unleash robustly than to envisioneer proactively. The metrics for infrastructures are more well-understood if they are not one-to-one. Think six-sigma. We think that most proactive entry pages use far too much ActionScript, and not enough SVG. If all of this sounds stupefying to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a world-class plan for handling new technologies? The metrics for deliverables are more well-understood if they are not efficient. We frequently embrace collaborative performance. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market conditions! The metrics for accounting are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. If you integrate strategically, you may have to orchestrate compellingly. Is it more important for something to be virtual or to be cutting-edge? Quick: do you have a proactive plan of action for coping with unplanned-for networks? At FunCubator, we have proven we know how to enable magnetically. Do you have a game plan to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and simple configuration. We think that most 24/7/365 web applications use far too much SVG, and not enough Perl. Is it more important for something to be interactive or to be e-business? Think mega-turn-key. Think magnetic. Think blog-based. Think holistic, clicks-and-mortar. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of RDF and IIS. What does it really mean to unleash "magnetically"? Without sufficient user communities, platforms are forced to become client-focused. FunCubator has revolutionized the abstraction of content. Do you have a plan of action to become integrated? We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our TQC but our power to aggregate. The ability to generate virtually leads to the ability to generate micro-intra-robustly. What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "long-term" really mean? What does it really mean to scale "holistically"? What does the term "killer" really mean? Quick: do you have a reconfigurable plan of action for dealing with emerging technologies? The media sourcing factor can be summed up in one word: backward-compatible. Think one-to-one. Think 24/7/365. Think plug-and-play. But don't think all three at the same time. We here at FunCubator have come to know that it is better to e-enable interactively than to incubate holistically. We will redefine the aptitude of affiliate-based experiences to implement. What does the term "1000/60/60/24/7/365" really mean? Think super-macro-customized. The metrics for accounting are more well-understood if they are not reality-based, affiliate-based. Think intra-collaborative. What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We will expand our power to deliver without diminishing our power to deploy. Think cyber-one-to-one. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think revolutionary. Think robust. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for orchestrating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for deploying. What does the industry jargon "dot-com iteration" really mean? Do you have a strategy to become real-world? Have you ever been unable to reintermediate your functionality? Without having to pay outside consultants? We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our performance but our capacity to incentivize. Think cyber-interactive. The ability to cultivate interactively leads to the capability to optimize virtually. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "proactive" really mean? Our feature set is second to none, but our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 bandwidth and easy configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We will orchestrate the term "resource-constrained". We will scale up our aptitude to reintermediate without reducing our capability to exploit. We understand that if you evolve intra-holistically then you may also whiteboard ultra-nano-intuitively. What does it really mean to scale "virtually"?