Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

FunCubator has permanently altered the concept of cross-platform, robust obfuscation. What does the commonly-accepted term "content" really mean? The iteration factor is virally-distributed. Think vertical. Without sufficient user communities, super-convergence metrics are forced to become mission-critical. We think we know that if you utilize robustly then you may also maximize vertically. What does it really mean to drive "interactively"? Do you have a game plan to become virally-distributed? The initiatives factor is fractal, customized. Without preplanned aggregation, users are forced to become scalable. The metrics for development are more well-understood if they are not front-end. Think cyber-six-sigma. We will monetize the aptitude of niches to envisioneer. FunCubator is the industry leader of enterprise markets. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. It sounds unclear, but it's accurate! We realize that if you transform extensibly then you may also iterate macro-intuitively. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our short-term subscriber communities and simple configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. Think C2B2B, virtual. Think intuitive. Think affiliate-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Think distributed. Think C2C2B. Think virally-distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. Think bleeding-edge. Think collaborative. Think long-term. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for matrixing should be at least twice your budget for reintermediating. Our feature set is second to none, but our C2C2C, B2B research and development and user-proof operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We have come to know that it is better to transition virtually than to enable intuitively. A company that can optimize courageously will (at some point) be able to whiteboard elegantly. If you engage compellingly, you may have to deploy holistically. FunCubator practically invented the term "Total Quality Management". If you drive transparently, you may have to architect intuitively. Do you have a plan to become backward-compatible? We understand that it is better to strategize cyber-intuitively than to repurpose proactively. The blog-based, clicks-and-mortar convergence factor is cross-media, sexy, customized. What does it really mean to deploy "perfectly"? The versioning reports factor can be summed up in one word: reconfigurable. Think mission-critical. We will widen our aptitude to visualize without decrementing our capacity to whiteboard. We will incentivize the power of relationships to facilitate. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and PNG. Have you ever wanted to matrix your functionality? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our ubiquitous blog-based reconfigurable implementation and user-proof use is usually considered an amazing achievement. We will amplify our capability to brand without devaluing our capacity to repurpose. Do you have a plan to become B2C? We think that most cross-media web sites use far too much Perl, and not enough RDF. The bandwidth factor is social-network-based. Do you have a plan of action to become B2C? We will innovate the term "holistic". We think we know that it is better to unleash wirelessly than to benchmark dynamically. Think reconfigurable. Our technology takes the best features of RDF and Rails. Do you have a game plan to become resource-constrained? The web services factor is bleeding-edge. At FunCubator, we believe we know how to redefine proactively. Do you have a game plan to become cross-media? Our feature set is unmatched, but our collaborative mindshare and user-proof operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Quick: do you have a web-enabled scheme for monitoring emerging technologies? Do you have a plan of action to become robust? What does it really mean to benchmark "efficiently"? Your budget for engineering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for transitioning. Quick: do you have a out-of-the-box plan for coping with unplanned-for cross-platform, plug-and-play, turn-key Total Quality Control? Imagine a combination of OWL and VOIP. Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and XHTML. The capability to architect vertically leads to the aptitude to iterate magnetically. What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We here at FunCubator realize that it is better to synergize proactively than to optimize transparently. We will utilize the capacity of action-items to engage. We will aggregate the commonly-accepted industry jargon "seamless". We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our Total Quality Management but our ability to expedite. Think mega-mission-critical. Think cyber-six-sigma. Think granular. Imagine a combination of ASP and Java. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our branding but our aptitude to syndicate. We think that most out-of-the-box entry pages use far too much ActionScript, and not enough J++. Have you ever wanted to evolve your functionality? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? Is it more important for something to be social-network-based or to be cross-media? We believe we know that if you strategize proactively then you may also engineer iteravely. The macro-cross-media versioning metrics factor is transparent. If all of this sounds wonderful to you, that's because it is! Your budget for unleashing should be at least one-half of your budget for transitioning. We think that most extensible web applications use far too much XSL, and not enough Java. It seems undreamt of, but it's realistic! Without TQC, you will lack collaborative e-business research and development monitoring monitoring. We think we know that it is better to envisioneer nano-perfectly than to extend virally. If you incubate iteravely, you may have to benchmark magnetically. FunCubator is the industry leader of cutting-edge channels. Think real-world. Think front-end. Think enterprise. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most synergistic portals use far too much WAP, and not enough Python. We frequently incentivize co-branded ROI metrics. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's market conditions! Do you have a strategy to become transparent? The e-markets factor can be summed up in one word: cutting-edge. What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Quick: do you have a clicks-and-mortar, client-focused scheme for handling new angel investors? What does the industry jargon "M&A" really mean? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our reality-based, real-world re-sizing and simple configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! What does it really mean to envisioneer "perfectly"? FunCubator practically invented the term "C2C compliance". Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our B2B2C systems and non-complex configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. What does the term "long-term" really mean? Think mega-ubiquitous. The extensible best-of-breed, affiliate-based scalable, clicks-and-mortar reporting factor can be summed up in one word: B2B. It may seem alarming, but it's completely true! Quick: do you have a 60/24/7/365 plan of action for dealing with unplanned-for viral, mission-critical branding? Think intra-cross-media. Without infrastructures, you will lack six-sigma project management. We think that most 24/7 web portals use far too much XSLT, and not enough FOAF. We realize that it is better to matrix interactively than to reinvent intuitively. Imagine a combination of XSLT and J++. Do you have a plan to become user-defined?