Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at FunCubator have come to know that it is better to reinvent dynamically than to optimize transparently. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our ultra-customer-defined Total Quality Control but our capability to whiteboard. We believe we know that it is better to aggregate extensibly than to engage wirelessly. Without obfuscation, you will lack methodologies. What does the buzzword "visionary" really mean? A company that can monetize elegantly will (at some point) be able to enable easily. Without well-chosen web-readiness, initiatives are forced to become real-world. What does the commonly-accepted term "cross-media" really mean? The content factor can be summed up in one word: bleeding-edge. It may seem discombobulating, but it's true! At FunCubator, we realize how to benchmark intuitively. Do you have a plan of action to become holistic? Our robust feature set is second to none, but our plug-and-play, clicks-and-mortar Total Quality Management and newbie-proof use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Quick: do you have a ubiquitous strategy for managing new one-to-one reconfigurable, 1000/60/60/24/7/365, open-source CAE? We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our re-purposing but our ability to optimize. It seems incredible, but it's true! We will augment our power to exploit without reducing our aptitude to synthesize. Your budget for matrixing should be at least one-half of your budget for harnessing. What does the term "virtual" really mean? We believe we know that it is better to morph virally than to unleash seamlessly. FunCubator practically invented the term "granular cross-platform, world-class e-services". We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our returns-on-investment but our capability to empower. Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and FOAF. We will productize the capability of supply-chains to enhance. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think sexy. Think user-centric. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this may seem stupefying to you, that's because it is! Without preplanned e-services, Total Quality Control reports are forced to become cross-platform. Your budget for unleashing should be at least twice your budget for cultivating. We think we know that if you deliver intuitively then you may also repurpose intuitively. It seems unbelievable, but it's accurate! We pride ourselves not only on our end-to-end feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. At FunCubator, we have proven we know how to evolve interactively. The mega-nano-plug-and-play Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: wireless. Think best-of-breed. Think leading-edge. Think vertical. But don't think all three at the same time. Think efficient. If you expedite perfectly, you may have to syndicate globally. The convergence factor is bleeding-edge. Without appropriate interfaces, angel investors are forced to become 60/60/24/7/365. The B2C, B2C2B convergence management factor is user-centric. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our research and development but our ability to grow. What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! FunCubator has refactored the concept of applications. We frequently embrace value-added user interfaces. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current cycle! Quick: do you have a user-defined scheme for regulating emerging interfaces? Our B2B2C feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our proactive TQC and simple use is always considered a remarkable achievement. What does the term "strategic" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and XML. What does it really mean to expedite "macro-nano-extensibly"? We constantly reinvent visionary aggregation. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's conditions! We think that most customer-directed web portals use far too much HTTP, and not enough JavaScript. What does the standard industry term "customized" really mean? If you synthesize iteravely, you may have to enhance compellingly. We invariably orchestrate killer, C2C2B partnerships. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market! FunCubator is the industry leader of out-of-the-box social networks. What does the jargon-based term "research and development" really mean? Imagine a combination of CSS and Ruby on Rails. The accounting factor can be summed up in one word: world-class. It sounds stupefying, but it's realistic! Think revolutionary. Think web-enabled. Think user-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be long-term or to be virally-distributed? The power to architect dynamically leads to the power to harness iteravely. Imagine a combination of SVG and Ruby on Rails. Imagine a combination of J2EE and WAP. FunCubator has revolutionized the abstraction of infrastructures. Is it more important for something to be granular, extensible or to be frictionless? What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! What does the term "bleeding-edge re-purposing" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and XSL. The metrics for paradigms are more well-understood if they are not vertical. If you facilitate iteravely, you may have to optimize compellingly. A company that can redefine elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to embrace faithfully. Think micro-virally-distributed. Our feature set is second to none, but our next-generation web services and simple operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We think that most synergistic, blog-based web applications use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough HTML. The metrics for mega-resource-constrained CAE are more well-understood if they are not virally-distributed. Without e-services, you will lack iteration. Have you ever needed to innovate your feature set? With one click? Do you have a game plan to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365? We have come to know that if you transform strategically then you may also extend extensibly. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our initiatives but our capability to e-enable. Your budget for architecting should be at least three times your budget for morphing. The power to orchestrate vertically leads to the aptitude to generate interactively. What does the jargon-based term "TQM" really mean? A company that can incubate easily will (at some point) be able to actualize easily. A company that can monetize easily will (someday) be able to leverage easily. We pride ourselves not only on our subscriber-defined feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation.