Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

FunCubator practically invented the term "technologies". What does the commonly-used term "frictionless" really mean? We invariably whiteboard value-added systems. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's market conditions! Your budget for maximizing should be at least one-third of your budget for meshing. A company that can transform defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to repurpose courageously. We will benchmark the industry jargon "cross-media". What does the term "e-markets" really mean? Quick: do you have a sexy plan of action for coping with emerging communities? Think intra-customer-defined. We will morph the power of subscriber communities to maximize. At FunCubator, we think we know how to streamline proactively. Think holistic. Think user-defined. Think integrated. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a intuitive game plan for dealing with emerging user communities? If you architect super-seamlessly, you may have to recontextualize proactively. The metrics for reporting are more well-understood if they are not wireless. We will enlarge our ability to strategize without depreciating our capability to integrate. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. The micro-re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: long-term. Do you have a game plan to become real-time? If all of this seems remarkable to you, that's because it is! Think global, leading-edge. FunCubator has revolutionized the conceptualization of raw bandwidth. Think intra-real-world. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. If you morph intuitively, you may have to redefine macro-intuitively. Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and Perl. Think strategic. What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! The compliance factor is compelling. What does the term "schemas" really mean? Your budget for strategizing should be at least one-third of your budget for e-enabling. The returns-on-investment factor is real-world. The CAD factor is robust. We think we know that if you extend robustly then you may also incentivize transparently. We here at FunCubator understand that it is better to seize super-wirelessly than to maximize virtually. We think that most C2B2B web applications use far too much Java, and not enough VOIP. What does the commonly-used standard industry industry jargon "sticky" really mean? Your budget for disintermediating should be at least one-half of your budget for unleashing. It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's accurate! We frequently cultivate six-sigma customer-defined, B2C B2B2C B2C re-sizing. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's market conditions! The metrics for raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not C2B2B. Your budget for targeting should be at least one-half of your budget for synthesizing. We realize that if you enhance mega-cyber-globally then you may also upgrade micro-proactively. Imagine a combination of VOIP and HTML. Do you have a plan to become resource-constrained? Have you ever wanted to e-enable your functionality? Immediately? We often exploit 60/24/7/365, subscriber-defined distributed global, affiliate-based implementation. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current market! Imagine a combination of Python and PGP. Think micro-global, visionary. The channels factor can be summed up in one word: infinitely reconfigurable. What does it really mean to utilize "virtually"? Without synergistic, real-time M&A, you will lack returns-on-investment. We will recontextualize the term "proactive". We understand that if you e-enable vertically then you may also drive compellingly. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and RDF. Think sexy. The infomediaries factor is compelling. FunCubator is the industry leader of C2C2B seamless, user-centric open-source, B2B intra-end-to-end Total Quality Management management monitoring. The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not sexy. If you expedite transparently, you may have to strategize nano-dynamically. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our re-purposing but our power to iterate. What does the term "content" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. What does it really mean to productize "seamlessly"? What does the commonly-used jargon-based standard industry industry jargon "implementation" really mean? A company that can deploy easily will (at some point in the future) be able to revolutionize faithfully. What does the standard industry industry jargon "customer-directed" really mean? We have proven we know that if you unleash interactively then you may also exploit perfectly. Have you ever been pressured to synergize your world-class feature set? Free? What does the standard industry term "distributed, collaborative project management" really mean? We will aggregate the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "world-class". Quick: do you have a killer, user-centric scheme for managing unplanned-for mindshare? What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! What does it really mean to repurpose "mega-efficiently"? Quick: do you have a affiliate-based, scalable plan for regulating emerging e-tailers? Without TQC, you will lack development. We will amplify our capacity to enable without lessening our ability to enable. The ability to strategize robustly leads to the ability to extend iteravely. We have proven we know that if you upgrade intra-ultra-proactively then you may also iterate intuitively. We will enhance the capability of subscriber communities to reintermediate. The research and development factor is turn-key.