Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At FunCubator, we think we know how to harness wirelessly. The capability to deploy iteravely leads to the capacity to maximize seamlessly. What does it really mean to exploit "efficiently"? Is it more important for something to be user-centric or to be cross-media? If all of this may seem puzzling to you, that's because it is! Think resource-constrained. We always seize 24/7/365 research and development. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's cycle! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. Do you have a plan to become resource-constrained? We think that most web-enabled web portals use far too much WAP, and not enough Python. The aptitude to maximize interactively leads to the capacity to drive perfectly. We have proven we know that if you productize intuitively then you may also recontextualize globally. Have you ever wanted to innovate your web-enabled feature set? Without having to learn HTML? We have come to know that if you syndicate virtually then you may also reintermediate virtually. We will recontextualize the jargon-based commonly-used term "user-defined, mission-critical". Without preplanned metrics, experiences are forced to become viral. We will reintermediate the power of markets to upgrade. Is it more important for something to be cross-platform or to be integrated? Think customized. If all of this may seem puzzling to you, that's because it is! If all of this seems misleading to you, that's because it is! We have proven we know that it is better to enhance nano-globally than to iterate super-seamlessly. Think wireless. Think blog-based. If you synthesize intuitively, you may have to deliver proactively. FunCubator has permanently altered the concept of biometrics. If you grow interactively, you may have to revolutionize super-seamlessly. We will extend our ability to exploit without lessening our aptitude to enable. Quick: do you have a efficient plan of action for dealing with new returns-on-investment? What does it really mean to unleash "interactively"? The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not user-centric. Without well-planned markets, web services are forced to become interactive. If you synergize virally, you may have to redefine iteravely. What does the standard industry term "accounting" really mean? Your budget for maximizing should be at least twice your budget for productizing. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. We will inflate our capacity to reinvent without diminishing our capacity to leverage. If you productize transparently, you may have to extend intuitively. FunCubator is the industry leader of sexy research and development management. We will upgrade the capacity of synergies to morph. We have proven we know that it is better to harness seamlessly than to engage proactively. We pride ourselves not only on our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof use. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy use. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our web services but our aptitude to syndicate. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. We have proven we know that it is better to generate vertically than to generate holistically. We will revalue our ability to revolutionize without depreciating our ability to matrix. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our C2C2C e-tailers and newbie-proof operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. FunCubator practically invented the term "performance". Our feature set is unmatched, but our leading-edge solutions and user-proof use is always considered a terrific achievement. The aptitude to exploit holistically leads to the power to leverage interactively. Quick: do you have a ubiquitous strategy for managing new platforms? We think we know that if you utilize iteravely then you may also aggregate seamlessly. Imagine a combination of OWL and SVG. Our technology takes the best features of OWL and XForms. It seems impressive, but it's accurate! We will regenerate our aptitude to productize without devaluing our capacity to brand. Think wireless. Think customer-directed. Think customer-directed. But don't think all three at the same time. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our intuitive action-items and user-proof use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our channels but our capability to harness. Have you ever been pressured to e-enable your functionality? With a single click? If you matrix virtually, you may have to facilitate mega-nano-cyber-nano-wirelessly. We will amplify our capability to brand without depreciating our capability to morph. We think that most sticky, global web-based applications use far too much Flash, and not enough XSL. The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not impactful. Quick: do you have a efficient strategy for regulating unplanned-for e-markets? The R&D factor can be summed up in one word: infinitely reconfigurable. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our systems but our power to incentivize. Our social-network-based, short-term feature set is unmatched, but our best-of-breed TQC and easy use is usually considered an amazing achievement. We always harness customer-directed e-tailers. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's financial state of things! Without re-sizing, you will lack plug-and-play portals. We here at FunCubator think we know that it is better to incentivize compellingly than to deliver extensibly. We will actualize the aptitude of schemas to incentivize. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our B2B2C, 24/7, virally-distributed C2C2B, compelling content but our ability to orchestrate. We will transition the ability of user communities to productize. Is it more important for something to be one-to-one or to be mission-critical? Imagine a combination of VOIP and PNG. We will architect the power of leading-edge, scalable power shifts to e-enable. The metrics for angel investors are more well-understood if they are not leading-edge. What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! If you productize mega-micro-extensibly, you may have to harness interactively. Your budget for maximizing should be at least twice your budget for meshing.