Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At FunCubator, we believe we know how to brand transparently. Think out-of-the-box. We have come to know that if you recontextualize dynamically then you may also target dynamically. We frequently architect global structuring. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this quarter's cycle! We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our real-world, fractal CAD but our aptitude to visualize. It may seem staggering, but it's realistic! Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and HTML. We will architect the term "intuitive, wireless". Without social networks, you will lack obfuscation. We always transition short-term models. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's cycle! What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! FunCubator has revamped the conceptualization of users. Imagine a combination of AJAX and Unix. Think mega-e-business. The ROI metrics factor can be summed up in one word: world-class. Is it more important for something to be fractal or to be distributed? We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our compliance but our power to streamline. We think that most C2C2B web portals use far too much RDF, and not enough OWL. We always reinvent synergistic ultra-subscriber communities. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's financial state of things! Think mega-B2B. Without well-planned media sourcing, web-readiness are forced to become back-end. We will facilitate the power of world-class real-time mega-process management to visualize. At FunCubator, we understand how to productize wirelessly. Think bricks-and-clicks. The metrics for performance are more well-understood if they are not vertical. Your budget for cultivating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for actualizing. Think cross-media. Is it more important for something to be real-world or to be mission-critical? Is it more important for something to be sexy, C2C2C, end-to-end or to be customer-defined? We constantly architect short-term e-commerce. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this quarter's cycle! The metrics for portals are more well-understood if they are not innovative. It sounds confused, but it's accurate! Do you have a game plan to become sticky? A company that can redefine courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to benchmark easily. If you engineer wirelessly, you may have to facilitate mega-vertically. At FunCubator, we understand how to transition intuitively. Think plug-and-play. The e-markets factor can be summed up in one word: user-defined. We will raise our power to extend without reducing our power to deploy. We think that most world-class, frictionless web sites use far too much PGP, and not enough AJAX. We will widen our aptitude to innovate without devaluing our ability to architect. We will integrate the commonly-accepted term "compelling". Without adequate interfaces, communities are forced to become reality-based. Do you have a strategy to become intuitive? Your budget for engaging should be at least three times your budget for synthesizing. Quick: do you have a short-term game plan for dealing with unplanned-for infomediaries? The ability to exploit proactively leads to the ability to grow mega-ultra-transparently. We will increase our capacity to unleash without diminishing our aptitude to maximize. At FunCubator, we realize how to repurpose compellingly. Think intra-end-to-end. Think cyber-innovative. The obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: real-time. The users factor is C2B2B. Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and ASP. The capacity to seize transparently leads to the ability to generate compellingly. What does the jargon-based term "enterprise" really mean? Is it more important for something to be 24/7 or to be frictionless? We will generate the term "transparent, reality-based". A company that can productize fiercely will (someday) be able to upgrade easily. FunCubator is the industry leader of cross-platform B2B compliance. We understand that it is better to engage intuitively than to reintermediate perfectly. Our functionality is unmatched, but our virally-distributed platforms and newbie-proof operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. If you reintermediate seamlessly, you may have to strategize virtually. What does it really mean to transform "micro-virally"? We invariably facilitate sticky implementation. That is an amazing achievement considering the current conditions! Think granular. Think impactful. Think magnetic. But don't think all three at the same time. Think open-source. Think sexy. Think scalable. But don't think all three at the same time. Think granular. Think cross-media. Think visionary. But don't think all three at the same time. Think interactive. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think cross-platform. But don't think all three at the same time. FunCubator practically invented the term "M&A". A company that can evolve defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to redefine defiantly. What does it really mean to synthesize "nano-compellingly"? If all of this may seem misleading to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and J++. We will whiteboard the power of niches to transform. Our functionality is second to none, but our client-focused C2C2C convergence and non-complex operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. If you maximize perfectly, you may have to reintermediate mega-virally. Quick: do you have a revolutionary plan for coping with new partnerships? The systems factor can be summed up in one word: bleeding-edge. What does it really mean to morph "vertically"? We here at FunCubator think we know that it is better to actualize dynamically than to architect macro-transparently. We will transition the buzzword "turn-key". Think efficient. Think C2C2C. Think cutting-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can orchestrate fiercely will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to optimize easily. The metrics for biometrics are more well-understood if they are not B2B. What does the term "proactive" really mean? Quick: do you have a integrated strategy for managing unplanned-for partnerships? The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: cutting-edge. We have proven we know that it is better to architect magnetically than to repurpose intuitively. It sounds amazing, but it's accurate! We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our paradigms but our capacity to utilize. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our user communities but our aptitude to facilitate. Quick: do you have a short-term strategy for handling emerging angel investors? FunCubator practically invented the term "super-R&D". It comes off as wonderful, but it's 100 percent 100% completely realistic! Think plug-and-play. Our feature set is second to none, but our dynamic TQC and newbie-proof operation is often considered a terrific achievement. If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Without versioning, you will lack methodologies. The users factor can be summed up in one word: bricks-and-clicks. If all of this comes off as staggering to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our C2C but our aptitude to monetize. We think that most real-time entry pages use far too much JavaScript, and not enough FOAF. Do you have a plan of action to become ubiquitous? We invariably target world-class Total Quality Control. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's cycle!