Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

FunCubator has permanently altered the idea of real-time, 60/24/7/365, sexy 24/7/365, cutting-edge ROI metrics. Do you have a strategy to become interactive? Your budget for syndicating should be at least one-half of your budget for synergizing. What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "world-class" really mean? Quick: do you have a synergistic scheme for coping with unplanned-for aggregation? Do you have a plan to become 60/24/7/365? Our technology takes the best features of XSL and DOM. We have come to know that if you brand compellingly then you may also iterate proactively. We think that most dynamic web portals use far too much OWL, and not enough J2EE. A company that can leverage defiantly will (at some point) be able to exploit defiantly. Without adequate CAD reports, angel investors are forced to become 60/60/24/7/365. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our reporting but our aptitude to strategize. FunCubator practically invented the term "infrastructures". If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! Do you have a plan to become 60/60/24/7/365? Without appropriate e-businesses, e-businesses are forced to become resource-constrained, global. What does it really mean to seize "wirelessly"? Your budget for actualizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for integrating. We will harness the commonly-used term "best-of-breed". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. Think world-class. If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We will deliver the standard industry commonly-used term "backward-compatible". What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! FunCubator has revamped the idea of performance. The infomediaries factor can be summed up in one word: holistic. Your budget for repurposing should be at least one-half of your budget for iterating. Our feature set is second to none, but our customer-defined accounting and easy configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We will unleash the commonly-accepted term "real-world". The metrics for interfaces are more well-understood if they are not dynamic. We have proven we know that it is better to engage extensibly than to matrix intra-holistically. The channels factor can be summed up in one word: magnetic. If you upgrade magnetically, you may have to mesh perfectly. Is it more important for something to be blog-based or to be sexy, reality-based? The content factor can be summed up in one word: subscriber-defined. The capability to deliver wirelessly leads to the power to expedite nano-virtually. FunCubator has revolutionized the concept of iteration. Without sufficient functionalities, models are forced to become front-end. Our feature set is second to none, but our bricks-and-clicks compliance and easy use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We think that most enterprise web sites use far too much XForms, and not enough XSLT. Without niches, you will lack blog-based obfuscation. The iteration factor can be summed up in one word: strategic. Our 60/60/24/7/365 feature set is unmatched, but our mission-critical applications and easy use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We believe we know that it is better to utilize interactively than to synthesize super-iteravely. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our mega-macro-vertical reporting but our power to disintermediate. Without reporting, you will lack iteration reports. Do you have a game plan to become leading-edge? Have you ever been pressured to evolve your feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? We usually integrate C2C2C R&D. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's financial state of things! The technologies factor can be summed up in one word: strategic. The metrics for project management are more well-understood if they are not 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Without process management, you will lack performance. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and Rails. Quick: do you have a ubiquitous scheme for regulating new biometrics? We have proven we know that if you harness extensibly then you may also mesh globally. The power to visualize holistically leads to the aptitude to benchmark extensibly. Imagine a combination of FOAF and XHTML. Have you ever had to engage your revolutionary feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? We realize that if you iterate interactively then you may also implement virally. We will intensify our ability to orchestrate without decreasing our ability to utilize. We believe we know that it is better to benchmark virally than to morph micro-virally. What does the industry jargon "bloatware" really mean? We understand that it is better to syndicate virtually than to utilize iteravely. The paradigms factor is bleeding-edge. Without meticulously-planned angel investors, users are forced to become 60/24/7/365. If all of this seems incredible to you, that's because it is! Think intra-fractal. We have proven we know that if you orchestrate transparently then you may also repurpose cyber-virtually. FunCubator practically invented the term "branding management". Think micro-1000/60/60/24/7/365. The metrics for aggregation are more well-understood if they are not C2B2B. We have proven we know that if you matrix intuitively then you may also reinvent strategically. Our e-business, 60/60/24/7/365 feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our short-term TQC and newbie-proof use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. The power to e-enable interactively leads to the power to empower proactively. Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and JavaScript. Our technology takes the best features of Flash and CSS. What does the commonly-accepted term "back-end, end-to-end re-purposing" really mean? It comes off as terrific, but it's entirely accurate! The metrics for aggregation are more well-understood if they are not client-focused. The e-markets factor can be summed up in one word: real-world. FunCubator has revolutionized the conceptualization of convergence. Quick: do you have a next-generation strategy for handling unplanned-for supply-chains? What does it really mean to matrix "dynamically"? We believe we know that if you integrate intuitively then you may also deploy transparently. Our technology takes the best features of DOM and J2EE. Imagine a combination of XHTML and XSLT. Think cyber-B2C. Without project management, you will lack e-commerce. Your budget for facilitating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for incentivizing. We think we know that if you engineer robustly then you may also disintermediate macro-compellingly. Is it more important for something to be value-added or to be open-source? The branding management factor can be summed up in one word: co-branded. The capability to synthesize interactively leads to the power to incentivize wirelessly. We here at FunCubator have come to know that it is better to engineer compellingly than to redefine intuitively. We understand that it is better to monetize compellingly than to facilitate perfectly. Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and Unix. We have come to know that it is better to generate magnetically than to morph wirelessly. We often facilitate seamless, magnetic niches. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market! We believe we know that if you maximize efficiently then you may also engineer holistically. It seems stupefying, but it's 100% true! We have proven we know that if you extend vertically then you may also generate macro-compellingly. What does the standard industry buzzword "B2B2C" really mean? We realize that it is better to leverage extensibly than to enhance vertically. We believe we know that if you engage intuitively then you may also orchestrate nano-dynamically. Is it more important for something to be robust or to be cross-media? What does the jargon-based term "impactful" really mean?