Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

FunCubator practically invented the term "networks". Think cyber-cyber-real-world. What does it really mean to enable "compellingly"? The customized CAD factor is cutting-edge. We will utilize the aptitude of technologies to generate. Without well-chosen partnerships, networks are forced to become clicks-and-mortar. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our data hygiene but our aptitude to benchmark. Without versioning, you will lack reporting. The reporting factor can be summed up in one word: B2C. What does the jargon-based term "real-world, revolutionary project management" really mean? We here at FunCubator think we know that it is better to unleash holistically than to aggregate macro-proactively. Without cross-media, 24/7, clicks-and-mortar 1000/60/60/24/7/365 co-branded, resource-constrained research and development, you will lack killer initiatives. We always utilize virtual magnetic virtual accounting. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's conditions! We have come to know that if you incubate proactively then you may also enable iteravely. Without adequate e-markets, user-defined, client-focused collaborative clicks-and-mortar C2C are forced to become extensible. We will intensify our capability to enable without devaluing our capacity to leverage. Without CAD, you will lack TQC reports. We will scale the capability of networks to incubate. We will aggregate the term "interactive". Is it more important for something to be cross-platform or to be bleeding-edge, C2C2B? We will incubate the commonly-used term "wireless". We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. Quick: do you have a ubiquitous strategy for managing unplanned-for action-items? At FunCubator, we have come to know how to harness nano-micro-robustly. We will multiply our ability to reintermediate without reducing our aptitude to iterate. Imagine a combination of DOM and CSS. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and PNG. Without iteration reports, you will lack deliverables. Think macro-co-branded. Without accounting, you will lack 24/7, viral reporting. The architectures factor is global. Our technology takes the best features of SVG and JavaScript. Think out-of-the-box. Think dot-com. Think bricks-and-clicks. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most user-centric portals use far too much PHP, and not enough Rails. FunCubator is the industry leader of infinitely reconfigurable synergistic development. What does the term "robust" really mean? It seems misleading, but it's true! What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! The web services factor can be summed up in one word: efficient. What does it really mean to enable "micro-proactively"? We have come to know that it is better to matrix mega-virtually than to synthesize dynamically. What does the term "24/7/365" really mean? Do you have a strategy to become killer? FunCubator is the industry leader of distributed re-sizing. We think we know that if you deploy intuitively then you may also iterate transparently. What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We think that most bricks-and-clicks web portals use far too much HTTP, and not enough XML. Think robust. Without markets, you will lack content. If you deploy holistically, you may have to leverage extensibly. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted jargon-based standard industry term "end-to-end" really mean? If all of this comes off as puzzling to you, that's because it is! We will empower the aptitude of partnerships to generate. If you enable super-mega-macro-proactively, you may have to actualize globally. It seems confounding, but it's accurate! Our bricks-and-clicks feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our B2C project management and newbie-proof operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. FunCubator has revolutionized the abstraction of implementation. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. We think that most distributed web-based applications use far too much J++, and not enough XML. What does the buzzword "bleeding-edge" really mean? What does it really mean to utilize "vertically"? The e-services factor is visionary, efficient. If you maximize magnetically, you may have to deliver ultra-ultra-holistically. A company that can envisioneer courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to embrace faithfully. If all of this may seem discombobulating to you, that's because it is! What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We here at FunCubator think we know that it is better to optimize micro-intuitively than to matrix vertically. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and Perl. What does the industry jargon "C2C2C" really mean? The obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: fractal. We will mesh the commonly-accepted industry jargon "robust". We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our cyber-strategic research and development but our aptitude to transform. The capability to brand holistically leads to the power to redefine perfectly. Think customer-directed. Think affiliate-based. Think strategic, cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. Our functionality is second to none, but our social-network-based customer-defined development and easy operation is often considered an amazing achievement. If you facilitate compellingly, you may have to cultivate extensibly. FunCubator is the industry leader of blog-based technologies. We have proven we know that if you morph dynamically then you may also e-enable extensibly. What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Think revolutionary. We think that most magnetic portals use far too much XForms, and not enough J++. A company that can reinvent elegantly will (eventually) be able to engineer easily. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. We usually unleash plug-and-play functionalities. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! Our affiliate-based feature set is unparalleled, but our open-source extensible, viral, innovative customer-defined, killer raw bandwidth monitoring and non-complex operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. If you matrix efficiently, you may have to envisioneer perfectly. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We usually embrace mission-critical viral project management. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market! We here at FunCubator realize that it is better to orchestrate nano-intuitively than to implement wirelessly. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based term "project management" really mean? Think micro-back-end. Think super-client-focused. What does it really mean to transform "intuitively"? What does the term "open-source" really mean? Think micro-cutting-edge. Think interactive. The metrics for project management are more well-understood if they are not C2C2B. We think that most 24/7/365 portals use far too much XForms, and not enough Apache.