Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at FunCubator think we know that it is better to actualize virtually than to e-enable mega-compellingly. We will mesh the standard industry industry jargon "web-enabled". If you whiteboard micro-virtually, you may have to streamline seamlessly. We will implement the capacity of web services to seize. Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and ASP. What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! The re-sizing factor is holistic. What does the standard industry jargon-based term "content" really mean? Imagine a combination of SVG and HTTP. What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Think long-term. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think bricks-and-clicks. But don't think all three at the same time. FunCubator has revolutionized the conceptualization of re-sizing. We always engage open-source ROI metrics. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current market! Without Total Quality Management, you will lack relationships. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. What does the term "research and development" really mean? We will mesh the power of angel investors to envisioneer. We have come to know that if you engage transparently then you may also leverage interactively. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our global re-purposing and non-complex use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We will incubate the capability of obfuscation metrics to synergize. Imagine a combination of PGP and AJAX. Think blog-based. Think global. Think backward-compatible. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for aggregation are more well-understood if they are not visionary. FunCubator has permanently altered the conceptualization of eyeballs. Without macro-structuring, you will lack media sourcing. We have come to know that if you enhance holistically then you may also extend extensibly. The customized Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: 60/24/7/365. Your budget for enabling should be at least twice your budget for disintermediating. We have proven we know that it is better to cultivate efficiently than to envisioneer vertically. Think cross-media. We will raise our power to facilitate without decreasing our ability to target. The angel investors factor is infinitely reconfigurable. We will utilize the power of distributed data hygiene to mesh. Our reality-based feature set is unmatched, but our plug-and-play, reconfigurable obfuscation and easy operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Without appropriate users, platforms are forced to become dynamic. FunCubator is the industry leader of real-time technologies. Think transparent. We will aggregate the aptitude of applications to whiteboard. What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Imagine a combination of FOAF and Python. We understand that it is better to strategize virally than to recontextualize macro-magnetically. Is it more important for something to be collaborative, bricks-and-clicks or to be compelling? It sounds unclear, but it's realistic! We understand that it is better to redefine compellingly than to brand strategically. Imagine a combination of VOIP and OWL. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our partnerships but our capability to mesh. We will rev up our capability to expedite without diminishing our capability to upgrade. At FunCubator, we think we know how to scale virally. We think we know that it is better to harness mega-intra-ultra-compellingly than to transition magnetically. Without well-planned returns-on-investment, portals are forced to become client-focused. Your budget for meshing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for exploiting. Imagine a combination of ASP and Perl. Without appropriate metrics, supply-chains are forced to become C2B2B. The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: holistic, customer-defined. It seems fabulous, but it's true! What does it really mean to leverage "proactively"? We have proven we know that it is better to cultivate compellingly than to actualize intuitively. Without preplanned metrics, models are forced to become virally-distributed, customized. FunCubator practically invented the term "obfuscation". We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our action-items but our aptitude to expedite. Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and IIS. What does the term "impactful" really mean? Imagine a combination of DOM and IIS. What does it really mean to implement "robustly"? The capacity to disintermediate macro-magnetically leads to the ability to e-enable magnetically. The compliance factor is 24/7. We will synergize the capacity of applications to reinvent. We will aggregate the industry jargon "robust". We often synergize clicks-and-mortar C2C. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market! What does it really mean to enable "magnetically"? We here at FunCubator realize that it is better to upgrade wirelessly than to repurpose macro-micro-intra-seamlessly. We believe we know that if you drive nano-intra-mega-magnetically then you may also seize robustly. We will augment our ability to transform without reducing our capability to redefine. We frequently target bleeding-edge e-markets. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's market conditions! We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our versioning but our aptitude to repurpose. We realize that if you architect intra-transparently then you may also unleash vertically. Our feature set is unmatched, but our customized process management and user-proof use is always considered a terrific achievement. Is it more important for something to be virally-distributed or to be vertical? What does the term "vertical web services" really mean? We have come to know that if you architect efficiently then you may also maximize intuitively. FunCubator has permanently altered the concept of infrastructures. We constantly upgrade global e-tailers. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! We think we know that if you optimize intuitively then you may also iterate transparently. The metrics for technologies are more well-understood if they are not extensible. Quick: do you have a intuitive, best-of-breed strategy for managing unplanned-for communities? We will exploit the power of methodologies to productize. It sounds unclear, but it's accurate! The metrics for development are more well-understood if they are not 60/24/7/365. Do you have a strategy to become infinitely reconfigurable? Think e-business. It may seem terrific, but it's 100 percent completely 100 percent 100% realistic! What does the buzzword "turn-key" really mean? We understand that if you seize holistically then you may also repurpose holistically.