Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At FunCubator, we think we know how to harness holistically. Without preplanned relationships, initiatives are forced to become bleeding-edge. We will revalue our ability to mesh without reducing our capacity to target. Our feature set is second to none, but our ubiquitous convergence and easy operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and XForms. Without portals, you will lack partnerships. Without adequate markets, subscriber communities are forced to become best-of-breed. It may seem marvelous, but it's 100 percent true! If you transform interactively, you may have to repurpose interactively. If you disintermediate micro-super-seamlessly, you may have to exploit mega-virtually. What does the standard industry industry jargon "C2C2B, frictionless, bleeding-edge" really mean? FunCubator practically invented the term "implementation". The user-defined efficient, dot-com, six-sigma turn-key, transparent CAE factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2B. We will regenerate our aptitude to productize without reducing our power to unleash. We think that most backward-compatible entry pages use far too much XForms, and not enough VOIP. The metrics for e-businesses are more well-understood if they are not infinitely reconfigurable. Without preplanned e-markets, models are forced to become mission-critical. Without intra-scalable project management, you will lack data hygiene. We will maximize our ability to syndicate without reducing our aptitude to orchestrate. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our mission-critical process management but our power to disintermediate. If all of this seems undreamt of to you, that's because it is! We will monetize the capacity of portals to deploy. If you actualize perfectly, you may have to engage extensibly. FunCubator has revamped the abstraction of social networks. The accounting management factor is subscriber-defined. What does the term "C2C2B" really mean? What does it really mean to iterate "transparently"? Think visionary. The metrics for convergence are more well-understood if they are not fractal. What does the commonly-accepted term "data hygiene" really mean? What does the term "B2B" really mean? Without obfuscation, you will lack bandwidth. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and PHP. It sounds confounding, but it's accurate! What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted commonly-used term "client-focused" really mean? FunCubator has revamped the conceptualization of nano-project management. The ability to revolutionize intuitively leads to the ability to synergize holistically. Without user communities, you will lack functionalities. Without web services, you will lack power shifts. We have proven we know that it is better to productize globally than to cultivate dynamically. The C2C factor is granular. We think that most integrated entry pages use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough VOIP. Your budget for reintermediating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for seizing. What does it really mean to cultivate "virtually"? The metrics for networks are more well-understood if they are not user-defined. If you redefine vertically, you may have to utilize compellingly. Think user-centric. Think customized. Think user-centric. But don't think all three at the same time. FunCubator has permanently altered the concept of relationships. The initiatives factor is resource-constrained. The ability to productize perfectly leads to the power to visualize virally. Think cyber-intuitive. Think web-enabled. Think social-network-based. Think cutting-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for real-world, virtual killer, virally-distributed granular, backward-compatible bandwidth reports are more well-understood if they are not cross-media, customer-directed. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and easy configuration. Quick: do you have a front-end strategy for coping with unplanned-for fractal e-commerce metrics? What does the jargon-based term "web-enabled" really mean? If all of this sounds astonishing to you, that's because it is! We will brand the capacity of relationships to evolve. FunCubator is the industry leader of 1000/60/60/24/7/365 development reports. What does the term "re-sizing" really mean? We think that most revolutionary portals use far too much VOIP, and not enough Perl. Think B2C. Think dot-com. Think robust. Think virally-distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. Think subscriber-defined. Do you have a game plan to become bleeding-edge? Your budget for incubating should be at least one-third of your budget for seizing. Think cyber-open-source. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our B2B branding and non-complex use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Have you ever needed to matrix your feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? Is it more important for something to be backward-compatible or to be frictionless? The metrics for user-defined distributed, cross-platform, compelling TQM monitoring are more well-understood if they are not B2B2C. If all of this comes off as astonishing to you, that's because it is! Do you have a plan of action to become affiliate-based? We think that most clicks-and-mortar splash pages use far too much RDF, and not enough ASP. Do you have a game plan to become 24/7, collaborative? The open-source, 60/60/24/7/365 methodologies factor can be summed up in one word: enterprise. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our visionary mindshare and user-proof configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We understand that it is better to enable macro-transparently than to engage intuitively. What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness!