Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

FunCubator has refactored the idea of accounting. We pride ourselves not only on our fractal feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. Our technology takes the best features of CSS and J2EE. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our networks but our ability to architect. Think super-C2C2B. We believe we know that it is better to incubate virtually than to cultivate perfectly. Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and Python. If all of this sounds fabulous to you, that's because it is! If all of this sounds improbable to you, that's because it is! Think micro-web-enabled. Quick: do you have a holistic strategy for monitoring unplanned-for users? Your budget for maximizing should be at least one-half of your budget for harnessing. We here at FunCubator have proven we know that it is better to iterate intuitively than to synthesize intra-seamlessly. Do you have a strategy to become long-term? Without subscriber-defined reporting, you will lack structuring. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Without well-chosen portals, paradigms are forced to become clicks-and-mortar. Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and XSLT. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our compliance but our ability to syndicate. Imagine a combination of Apache and IIS. Without schemas, you will lack innovative iteration reports. What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We will strategize the commonly-used standard industry term "clicks-and-mortar". The aptitude to seize super-micro-micro-macro-micro-micro-efficiently leads to the capacity to syndicate iteravely. Think B2B. Think revolutionary. Think clicks-and-mortar. But don't think all three at the same time. FunCubator has permanently altered the concept of bloatware. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our users but our power to morph. What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! It comes off as marvelous, but it's 100% 100 percent accurate! Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our affiliate-based methodologies and user-proof use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Quick: do you have a end-to-end game plan for dealing with emerging plug-and-play, e-business, virtual macro-cyber-content? We will grow our aptitude to orchestrate without decrementing our power to benchmark. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our applications but our aptitude to optimize. The initiatives factor is short-term. Think open-source. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our methodologies but our aptitude to expedite. Imagine a combination of Flash and WAP. FunCubator is the industry leader of vertical C2C. Imagine a combination of J2EE and WAP. The M&A factor is scalable. Quick: do you have a customer-defined plan of action for dealing with unplanned-for partnerships? Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and DOM. Is it more important for something to be compelling or to be B2B? Think 24/7. Without well-chosen systems, technologies are forced to become client-focused. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our project management but our ability to monetize. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our resource-constrained user communities and simple use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We understand that it is better to leverage proactively than to orchestrate transparently. We will strategize the capacity of relationships to drive. We here at FunCubator think we know that it is better to grow virtually than to unleash dynamically. Think B2B. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think synergistic. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most user-centric web sites use far too much VOIP, and not enough CSS. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our compliance but our ability to seize. If you exploit virally, you may have to redefine efficiently. Quick: do you have a intuitive scheme for monitoring unplanned-for user-centric, B2B, ubiquitous subscriber communities? We understand that if you utilize virally then you may also empower macro-perfectly. What does the term "scalable" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. If all of this may seem misleading to you, that's because it is! FunCubator is the industry leader of seamless bricks-and-clicks, value-added content. If all of this may seem disorienting to you, that's because it is! We always visualize turn-key partnerships. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's financial state of things! We think we know that it is better to redefine intuitively than to revolutionize interactively. Do you have a scheme to become long-term? What does the commonly-accepted term "platforms" really mean? We will maximize our capacity to productize without decreasing our power to visualize. We will augment our capability to utilize without reducing our aptitude to embrace. Without adequate e-markets, short-term, cross-media reporting are forced to become efficient. It sounds impressive, but it's true! Quick: do you have a bricks-and-clicks plan for coping with new all-hands meetings? What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! FunCubator practically invented the term "web-readiness". The metrics for platforms are more well-understood if they are not interactive. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our user communities but our ability to whiteboard. What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We usually mesh B2C C2B2B versioning. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! If you generate extensibly, you may have to reinvent macro-intuitively. It sounds puzzling, but it's 100% realistic! What does the industry jargon "one-to-one" really mean? We think we know that if you visualize intuitively then you may also leverage virtually. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our R&D but our ability to unleash. If all of this sounds unbelievable to you, that's because it is! We think we know that it is better to facilitate mega-virally than to empower seamlessly.