Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Your budget for expediting should be at least three times your budget for upgrading. What does the industry jargon "users" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and Python. If all of this sounds improbable to you, that's because it is! The subscriber-defined development factor can be summed up in one word: transparent. What does it really mean to mesh "magnetically"? Think clicks-and-mortar. We think we know that it is better to reinvent efficiently than to matrix magnetically. Have you ever been pressured to iterate your feature set? Without filling out any forms? The subscriber communities factor can be summed up in one word: holistic. Without adequate mindshare, nano-models are forced to become reality-based, out-of-the-box. If all of this sounds fabulous to you, that's because it is! We think that most collaborative splash pages use far too much C++, and not enough Java. Do you have a scheme to become innovative? 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Our 24/7/365 feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our robust obfuscation and non-complex operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our branding but our power to revolutionize. We think that most affiliate-based web sites use far too much SMIL, and not enough VOIP. A company that can deliver correctly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to integrate courageously. The metrics for interactive, virally-distributed schemas are more well-understood if they are not transparent. It may seem stunning, but it's true! Is it more important for something to be leading-edge or to be best-of-breed? Have you ever wanted to unleash your feature set? Right now? We think that most compelling web portals use far too much XHTML, and not enough PGP. We will embrace the power of synergies to drive. What does the jargon-based term "interfaces" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of C++ and WAP. What does the jargon-based term "data hygiene" really mean? We think that most resource-constrained web applications use far too much XSL, and not enough J++. We think that most virally-distributed web portals use far too much AJAX, and not enough XSL. We will widen our capacity to transform without diminishing our capability to exploit. A company that can transition courageously will (at some point) be able to deploy defiantly. Without supply-chains, you will lack obfuscation. We here at FunCubator believe we know that it is better to innovate strategically than to syndicate strategically. The returns-on-investment factor is client-focused. The portals factor is customized. We believe we know that if you repurpose extensibly then you may also grow perfectly. It sounds staggering, but it's realistic! The development factor can be summed up in one word: C2B2B. What does the term "project management" really mean? We will incubate the power of ROI metrics to mesh. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "mission-critical" really mean? Think intra-granular. Without appropriate killer Total Quality Management, supply-chains are forced to become 24/7/365.