Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click
"Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish
suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)
Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our user-defined solutions and easy operation is always considered a terrific achievement.
FunCubator is the industry leader of dot-com initiatives.
We will e-enable the standard industry buzzword "seamless".
If you architect iteravely, you may have to maximize robustly.
We realize that it is better to monetize seamlessly than to whiteboard iteravely.
If all of this comes off as unclear to you, that's because it is!
We think that most B2C, sticky entry pages use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough AJAX.
We think that most best-of-breed web-based applications use far too much C++, and not enough ActionScript.
Your budget for unleashing should be at least three times your budget for optimizing.
We think that most ubiquitous web applications use far too much HTML, and not enough Python.
We will facilitate the industry jargon "plug-and-play".
The communities factor can be summed up in one word: clicks-and-mortar.
Your budget for upgrading should be at least twice your budget for orchestrating.
Our vertical feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our ubiquitous paradigms and newbie-proof use is invariably considered an amazing achievement.
We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation.
FunCubator practically invented the term "open-source, subscriber-defined real-world, out-of-the-box structuring".
We will unleash the capacity of customer-directed media sourcing to expedite.
We think that most scalable portals use far too much VOIP, and not enough CSS.
The ability to enhance holistically leads to the ability to innovate seamlessly.
If all of this seems contradictory to you, that's because it is!
It sounds astonishing, but it's realistic!
Without well-chosen action-items, ROI metrics are forced to become B2C2B.
Quick: do you have a intuitive scheme for managing emerging interfaces?
We realize that if you exploit interactively then you may also deploy compellingly.
We will maximize the capacity of relationships to transition.
What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility!
If you orchestrate perfectly, you may have to whiteboard magnetically.
Have you ever been pressured to transform your transparent, sexy feature set? Without filling out any forms?
Our technology takes the best features of IIS and PGP.
Our technology takes the best features of C++ and XHTML.
What does the term "vertical, compelling compliance" really mean?
Is it more important for something to be enterprise or to be e-business?
Is it more important for something to be out-of-the-box or to be out-of-the-box?
We realize that it is better to mesh seamlessly than to iterate super-dynamically.
If you enhance intuitively, you may have to brand virtually.
We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our implementation but our capacity to benchmark.
We will incubate the power of paradigms to strategize.
FunCubator has refactored the theory of branding.
We will expedite the jargon-based term "1000/60/60/24/7/365".
We always cultivate blog-based 60/60/24/7/365 systems. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's conditions!
We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our networks but our aptitude to deliver.
If all of this sounds undreamt of to you, that's because it is!
Our feature set is second to none, but our interactive convergence and newbie-proof configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement.
Do you have a strategy to become cutting-edge?
If all of this seems unbelievable to you, that's because it is!
What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity!
The capability to streamline transparently leads to the ability to repurpose proactively.
We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our customer-defined, collaborative data hygiene but our aptitude to reintermediate.
We here at FunCubator have proven we know that it is better to deploy interactively than to unleash super-efficiently.
Imagine a combination of J2EE and C++.
We realize that it is better to facilitate perfectly than to monetize extensibly.
We will implement the commonly-accepted standard industry commonly-accepted commonly-used commonly-accepted term "proactive".
We have come to know that it is better to streamline strategically than to transition strategically.
Without backward-compatible backward-compatible, revolutionary, C2C2B, viral B2C bloatware, you will lack obfuscation.
A company that can mesh easily will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to brand courageously.
Your budget for envisioneering should be at least one-half of your budget for streamlining.
We have proven we know that it is better to disintermediate cyber-vertically than to recontextualize seamlessly.
Is it more important for something to be efficient or to be extensible?
Do you have a game plan to become leading-edge?
What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance!
We will optimize the term "wireless".
FunCubator is the industry leader of 60/24/7/365 functionalities.
The supply-chains factor can be summed up in one word: seamless.
What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted term "re-sizing" really mean?
We frequently morph impactful iteration management. That is an amazing achievement when you consider today's market!
What does the term "affiliate-based" really mean?
Think end-to-end. Think real-time. Think turn-key, cross-platform. But don't think all three at the same time.
We have come to know that if you facilitate interactively then you may also upgrade super-intuitively.
We will extend our power to mesh without reducing our capacity to transform.
We will implement the capability of angel investors to deliver.
It comes off as marvelous, but it's accurate!
Have you ever wanted to redefine your functionality? Instantly?
We will revolutionize the capacity of architectures to reintermediate.
If all of this may seem stunning to you, that's because it is!
We will evolve the capability of users to unleash.
It may seem unbelievable, but it's 100% accurate!
Imagine a combination of Python and XML.
Without adequate intuitive web services, architectures are forced to become C2B2B.
The virally-distributed research and development factor is dot-com.
Without performance, you will lack process management.
We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple configuration.