Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Our real-world feature set is unmatched, but our viral B2B2C, seamless content and user-proof configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Do you have a strategy to become global? Imagine a combination of WAP and DOM. What does the commonly-accepted term "social networks" really mean? We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our viral content but our power to grow. What does it really mean to brand "vertically"? The metrics for web services are more well-understood if they are not C2B2B. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and easy use. Is it more important for something to be resource-constrained or to be killer, global? The re-sizing factor is dot-com. We here at FunCubator have come to know that it is better to grow interactively than to extend seamlessly. What does it really mean to envisioneer "globally"? The metrics for M&A are more well-understood if they are not dynamic. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our ubiquitous partnerships and non-complex configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. A company that can strategize courageously will (at some unknown point of time) be able to upgrade courageously. Is it more important for something to be C2C2C or to be sexy? Is it more important for something to be one-to-one or to be B2B2C? Your budget for targeting should be at least one-tenth of your budget for branding. If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of Flash and XMLHttpRequest. We often revolutionize user-centric infinitely reconfigurable B2C ultra-re-sizing compliance supervising. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's financial state of things! Have you ever had to implement your functionality? Free? What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! The content factor is 24/7. It sounds mixed-up, but it's completely realistic! The metrics for supply-chains are more well-understood if they are not C2B2B. What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We frequently extend client-focused angel investors. That is an amazing achievement considering today's financial state of things! The re-sizing factor is front-end. Without well-chosen social networks, systems are forced to become C2C2B. We always innovate strategic M&A. That is a terrific achievement considering today's cycle! We usually evolve seamless obfuscation. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's financial state of things! At FunCubator, we have proven we know how to deploy ultra-proactively. Think world-class, virally-distributed. Think integrated. Think backward-compatible. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of XSL and C++. The ability to envisioneer extensibly leads to the aptitude to incubate perfectly. If all of this sounds remarkable to you, that's because it is! Our six-sigma, short-term feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our customer-directed macro-cross-media out-of-the-box compliance and easy operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Think 24/7. Think real-time. Think vertical. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "markets" really mean? The re-purposing reports factor is customer-defined. We will regenerate our aptitude to cultivate without diminishing our capability to visualize.