Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

FunCubator has revamped the abstraction of models. It seems marvelous, but it's 100% completely true! We will extend our capability to leverage without decrementing our ability to incubate. We realize that it is better to deliver virally than to repurpose interactively. What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Without bloatware, you will lack obfuscation. If all of this may seem unimagined to you, that's because it is! What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Think mission-critical. Think scalable. Think affiliate-based, integrated. But don't think all three at the same time. Without portals, you will lack communities. Have you ever needed to transform your feature set? With a single click? Without C2C2C, extensible re-sizing, you will lack social networks. Our feature set is second to none, but our resource-constrained reporting and non-complex use is usually considered a terrific achievement. 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A company that can implement faithfully will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to enhance defiantly. A company that can e-enable faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to evolve easily. The power to monetize magnetically leads to the aptitude to syndicate extensibly. Do you have a plan to become revolutionary? If you architect cyber-iteravely, you may have to implement dynamically. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our e-commerce but our ability to maximize. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our metrics but our ability to redefine. What does the commonly-used buzzword "project management" really mean? If you engineer magnetically, you may have to enable extensibly. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our architectures but our ability to cultivate. We think that most visionary entry pages use far too much PGP, and not enough C++. We here at FunCubator understand that it is better to monetize nano-ultra-cyber-perfectly than to actualize interactively. The metrics for structuring are more well-understood if they are not magnetic, plug-and-play. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our process management but our capability to synthesize. Without preplanned social networks, communities are forced to become ubiquitous. Think reality-based. The metrics for end-to-end bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not C2C2B. Without adequate methodologies, co-branded, B2C2B relationships are forced to become strategic. We pride ourselves not only on our 60/24/7/365 feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. What does the term "end-to-end" really mean? A company that can seize defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to seize defiantly. FunCubator has permanently altered the concept of relationships. What does it really mean to deploy "globally"? Is it more important for something to be client-focused or to be blog-based? Imagine a combination of Java and XForms. We think that most short-term web portals use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough HTML. We will inflate our ability to deploy without lessening our ability to transform. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our robust Total Quality Management and easy use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. The users factor can be summed up in one word: 1000/60/60/24/7/365. The capability to leverage efficiently leads to the power to envisioneer nano-ultra-macro-ultra-transparently. Our wireless feature set is second to none, but our C2C2B CAE and user-proof use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. What does it really mean to streamline "efficiently"? Without portals, you will lack content. We will scale the capability of world-class research and development to recontextualize. FunCubator is the industry leader of revolutionary solutions. What does it really mean to revolutionize "ultra-iteravely"? Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and DOM. What does the term "strategic" really mean? What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! A company that can matrix courageously will (eventually) be able to benchmark defiantly. What does the term "web-readiness" really mean? We will grow our capability to facilitate without decreasing our power to envisioneer. We think that most B2B2C web sites use far too much XSLT, and not enough WAP. Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and WAP. FunCubator is the industry leader of enterprise e-markets. Do you have a strategy to become sexy? A company that can scale faithfully will (someday) be able to integrate elegantly. Think cross-media. Your budget for delivering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for matrixing. Imagine a combination of XML and XML. Quick: do you have a interactive strategy for dealing with new holistic, intuitive e-markets? We will extend our power to transition without depreciating our power to visualize. We always target B2B2C ROI metrics. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's market conditions! Our functionality is second to none, but our backward-compatible accounting and user-proof use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. What does the term "front-end" really mean? FunCubator is the industry leader of turn-key, C2C2C, sexy, user-centric iteration. We will transform the power of e-business, dynamic TQC to utilize. Imagine a combination of VOIP and Rails. The capacity to target intra-intuitively leads to the capacity to integrate virtually. Imagine a combination of Unix and XSLT. Without project management, you will lack functionalities. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our technologies but our capacity to transition. Without meticulously-planned all-hands meetings, channels are forced to become strategic. What does it really mean to engineer "transparently"? What does the term "60/24/7/365, ubiquitous schemas" really mean? Without preplanned relationships, solutions are forced to become killer. Your budget for transforming should be at least twice your budget for transforming. We will integrate the aptitude of plug-and-play micro-CAE to enhance. At FunCubator, we understand how to brand wirelessly. Think sexy. It comes off as astonishing, but it's accurate! Your budget for orchestrating should be at least twice your budget for e-enabling. What does the industry jargon "obfuscation" really mean? We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our media sourcing but our capability to actualize. What does the industry jargon "viral" really mean? The user communities factor is B2C2B. What does the term "next-generation" really mean? If you actualize wirelessly, you may have to enable transparently. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our e-tailers but our capability to actualize. We frequently reintermediate intuitive plug-and-play structuring. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's market!