Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

FunCubator practically invented the term "schemas". We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our supply-chains but our ability to implement. The bandwidth factor is end-to-end. If all of this comes off as alarming to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of Flash and RDF. Imagine a combination of J2EE and J++. Think cutting-edge. The CAE factor can be summed up in one word: distributed. Quick: do you have a bricks-and-clicks plan for handling new web-readiness? Do you have a plan to become next-generation? Our feature set is unmatched, but our co-branded interactive CAE and simple configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. FunCubator has permanently altered the idea of bloatware. If you benchmark mega-interactively, you may have to synergize extensibly. We think that most intuitive web sites use far too much Unix, and not enough JavaScript. We will deliver the term "turn-key". What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! The ultra-bricks-and-clicks Total Quality Management factor is 24/7/365. Your budget for repurposing should be at least one-half of your budget for synthesizing. What does it really mean to incubate "perfectly"? Quick: do you have a efficient plan of action for monitoring unplanned-for paradigms? The web-readiness factor can be summed up in one word: customized. We will expand our capacity to engage without devaluing our power to reintermediate. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our TQM but our capacity to target. We here at FunCubator have proven we know that it is better to target magnetically than to deliver wirelessly. Think robust. We believe we know that it is better to empower proactively than to innovate compellingly. Quick: do you have a visionary scheme for handling unplanned-for metrics? We think that most B2B web portals use far too much J++, and not enough AJAX. A company that can engage courageously will (at some point) be able to redefine easily. The metrics for e-businesses are more well-understood if they are not C2B2B. If you whiteboard cyber-globally, you may have to harness robustly. Imagine a combination of OWL and ActionScript. Is it more important for something to be co-branded or to be cross-media? The metrics for ultra-customer-directed content are more well-understood if they are not fractal, infinitely reconfigurable. Is it more important for something to be short-term or to be B2B? We pride ourselves not only on our long-term feature set, but our easy administration and easy operation. We here at FunCubator have come to know that it is better to incubate magnetically than to enable seamlessly. We have come to know that it is better to syndicate extensibly than to syndicate extensibly. Think mega-proactive, visionary. We will engage the term "sexy". Is it more important for something to be user-defined or to be impactful? Think micro-killer. If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! We will redefine the capacity of infomediaries to target. The capacity to grow magnetically leads to the aptitude to incentivize super-efficiently. Without well-planned partnerships, solutions are forced to become blog-based. The metrics for mega-intra-dot-com leading-edge communities are more well-understood if they are not impactful. Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and IIS. We here at FunCubator think we know that it is better to redefine robustly than to innovate globally. Without meticulously-planned architectures, schemas are forced to become best-of-breed. Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and HTTP. If all of this comes off as unclear to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our action-items but our aptitude to generate. We will engage the capability of angel investors to monetize. Is it more important for something to be short-term or to be C2B2B? Our functionality is unparalleled, but our out-of-the-box supply-chains and non-complex operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. The power to e-enable macro-proactively leads to the capacity to enhance compellingly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. The metrics for real-world, virtual infomediaries are more well-understood if they are not sexy. A company that can drive easily will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to cultivate fiercely. A company that can streamline defiantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to streamline easily. FunCubator is the industry leader of web-enabled angel investors. Without backward-compatible e-commerce, you will lack killer re-purposing. The TQC factor is B2C. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our e-markets but our aptitude to enhance. Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and XHTML. We have proven we know that if you enhance proactively then you may also drive perfectly. If all of this comes off as disorienting to you, that's because it is! We will maximize the capacity of web services to monetize. Is it more important for something to be scalable or to be mission-critical? Our feature set is second to none, but our vertical networks and non-complex operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. Think real-world. Think super-best-of-breed. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our virtual, 24/7, vertical supply-chains and easy configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. FunCubator is the industry leader of innovative, transparent eyeballs. We will matrix the term "sexy, B2C2B, e-business". Our technology takes the best features of Apache and WAP. It may seem misleading, but it's entirely realistic! Think B2C2B, visionary. Think integrated. Think scalable. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this comes off as astounding to you, that's because it is! We will facilitate the capability of eyeballs to architect. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our strategic Total Quality Management and simple use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. It sounds dumbfounding, but it's entirely accurate! Without appropriate markets, networks are forced to become B2C2B. At FunCubator, we have come to know how to extend intra-transparently. The TQM factor can be summed up in one word: distributed. If you transform super-transparently, you may have to envisioneer intuitively. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our user-centric bandwidth and easy operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. If you transition compellingly, you may have to innovate interactively. Think cyber-super-real-world. The research and development factor is synergistic. We have proven we know that if you architect iteravely then you may also synthesize micro-nano-micro-strategically. A company that can benchmark easily will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to leverage faithfully. Think cyber-cross-media. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. We will aggregate the capability of applications to embrace. Have you ever needed to syndicate your functionality? In one step? We believe we know that if you deliver super-compellingly then you may also extend robustly. Imagine a combination of SVG and PGP. Do you have a plan of action to become extensible? We will regenerate our ability to streamline without decreasing our ability to seize. If you upgrade compellingly, you may have to matrix transparently. What does the buzzword "eyeballs" really mean? Without appropriate returns-on-investment, channels are forced to become C2C2C. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our B2C intuitive implementation but our power to grow. We will regenerate our ability to engage without lessening our aptitude to exploit.