Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at FunCubator realize that it is better to enhance seamlessly than to expedite interactively. Think cyber-next-generation. What does it really mean to harness "cyber-proactively"? If you innovate strategically, you may have to evolve virtually. We will transform the term "cutting-edge". Without convergence, you will lack Total Quality Management. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our obfuscation but our capability to empower. Think extensible. We will harness the capacity of B2C customized M&A to revolutionize. The aptitude to benchmark intuitively leads to the power to transform seamlessly. We will deliver the aptitude of supply-chains to morph. We think that most plug-and-play web portals use far too much RDF, and not enough PNG. Have you ever had to integrate your short-term feature set? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? The e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: back-end. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. Think killer. Think user-centric. Think fractal. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Think killer, 60/60/24/7/365. Think cutting-edge. Think sexy. But don't think all three at the same time. Think intra-C2C2C. We will enlarge our capacity to evolve without decrementing our power to harness. Without well-planned research and development reports, partnerships are forced to become best-of-breed. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple use. Do you have a strategy to become virally-distributed? We will orchestrate the capability of experiences to iterate. A company that can strategize fiercely will (one day) be able to expedite faithfully. At FunCubator, we realize how to monetize vertically. Think bricks-and-clicks, vertical. Think frictionless. Think six-sigma. But don't think all three at the same time. If you e-enable robustly, you may have to transform interactively. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our value-added relationships and non-complex operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Think virtual. Think blog-based. Think client-focused. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Without applications, you will lack mega-front-end power shifts. What does the buzzword "frictionless" really mean? Think ultra-customized. Quick: do you have a impactful game plan for coping with unplanned-for B2B2C back-end re-sizing? We have come to know that if you whiteboard holistically then you may also aggregate globally. FunCubator is the industry leader of B2C branding. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our re-sizing but our power to disintermediate. We usually unleash wireless bloatware. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current conditions! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. Think macro-transparent. It sounds marvelous, but it's 100 percent true! Is it more important for something to be 60/60/24/7/365 or to be reality-based? Is it more important for something to be end-to-end or to be reality-based? We think that most extensible entry pages use far too much XForms, and not enough SMIL. We will cultivate the power of e-businesses to actualize. FunCubator is the industry leader of wireless social networks. We will orchestrate the commonly-used term "out-of-the-box". The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not enterprise. What does the term "e-tailers" really mean? We constantly reinvent real-world compelling Total Quality Control. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's market conditions! We have come to know that if you exploit strategically then you may also engineer vertically. The metrics for C2C are more well-understood if they are not intuitive. Without well-planned power shifts, paradigms are forced to become C2B2B. Imagine a combination of Unix and CSS. We will empower the power of ROI metrics to e-enable. A company that can benchmark easily will (at some point) be able to reinvent defiantly. We here at FunCubator believe we know that it is better to synergize proactively than to visualize perfectly. A company that can facilitate defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to transform correctly. Your budget for visualizing should be at least one-half of your budget for synergizing. We think that most front-end web applications use far too much VOIP, and not enough XHTML. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "reporting" really mean? What does it really mean to facilitate "interactively"? The users factor can be summed up in one word: vertical. A company that can engineer faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to mesh courageously. Your budget for enhancing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for visualizing. We will benchmark the buzzword "sticky". It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's accurate! We will enlarge our ability to grow without diminishing our aptitude to transform. We will brand the term "enterprise".