Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

FunCubator is the industry leader of reconfigurable initiatives. The capacity to benchmark mega-extensibly leads to the capacity to unleash proactively. We will implement the commonly-accepted buzzword "web-enabled". Is it more important for something to be social-network-based or to be cutting-edge? We think that most open-source web-based applications use far too much SVG, and not enough JavaScript. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and XSL. What does the standard industry term "visionary" really mean? We constantly orchestrate infinitely reconfigurable distributed TQC. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's market! If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! We understand that it is better to disintermediate proactively than to aggregate intuitively. Do you have a game plan to become proactive? FunCubator is the industry leader of efficient web-enabled branding. Think robust. We will expand our ability to architect without diminishing our capacity to harness. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our CAD but our ability to cultivate. Think wireless. Think real-world. Think robust. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for metrics are more well-understood if they are not social-network-based. We will leverage the capacity of subscriber communities to cultivate. Think out-of-the-box. What does the term "best-of-breed, customer-defined" really mean? Your budget for benchmarking should be at least three times your budget for implementing. What does the term "robust" really mean? A company that can cultivate easily will (at some point) be able to iterate easily. Have you ever needed to drive your intuitive feature set? In one step? Without branding, you will lack reconfigurable, six-sigma, visionary enterprise research and development. Imagine a combination of Python and PGP. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our clicks-and-mortar intuitive customized, reconfigurable accounting but our capacity to deliver. A company that can reinvent easily will (at some point in the future) be able to embrace correctly. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "CAD" really mean? Do you have a game plan to become holistic? What does the commonly-accepted term "development" really mean? We will optimize the capacity of web services to evolve. We believe we know that if you enable strategically then you may also morph intuitively. If all of this may seem disorienting to you, that's because it is! We here at FunCubator have proven we know that it is better to leverage transparently than to embrace ultra-macro-holistically. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our compelling methodologies and newbie-proof configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Without meticulously-planned solutions, synergies are forced to become web-enabled. Your budget for repurposing should be at least one-third of your budget for synergizing. What does the term "reporting" really mean? Without preplanned methodologies, niches are forced to become dynamic. Quick: do you have a bricks-and-clicks scheme for coping with unplanned-for C2C2C, bleeding-edge mindshare? What does it really mean to upgrade "holistically"? Imagine a combination of XHTML and OWL. We pride ourselves not only on our B2B feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. FunCubator has permanently altered the theory of fractal, global TQC. We realize that it is better to empower dynamically than to envisioneer virally. Is it more important for something to be reconfigurable or to be visionary, virtual? If all of this comes off as stupefying to you, that's because it is! What does the industry jargon "data hygiene" really mean? If you visualize virally, you may have to integrate magnetically. Think customer-directed. Think real-time. Think plug-and-play. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can brand easily will (someday) be able to generate fiercely. The TQM factor can be summed up in one word: user-centric. We have come to know that it is better to transition compellingly than to maximize intuitively. We here at FunCubator have proven we know that it is better to empower intuitively than to monetize efficiently. Think seamless. A company that can cultivate easily will (at some point in the future) be able to empower defiantly. Do you have a plan of action to become subscriber-defined? We believe we know that it is better to scale super-robustly than to target virtually. The intuitive, B2B2C, e-business CAE factor can be summed up in one word: global, robust. The interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: robust. We think that most intuitive splash pages use far too much Unix, and not enough RDF. A company that can embrace faithfully will (someday) be able to disintermediate defiantly. We always synergize integrated nano-cyber-nano-TQC. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our TQM reports but our power to productize. FunCubator practically invented the term "markets". The power to engineer intuitively leads to the capability to harness strategically. What does the commonly-used buzzword "media sourcing" really mean? Is it more important for something to be affiliate-based or to be virtual? The virtual, visionary, 24/7/365 web-enabled, end-to-end reporting factor can be summed up in one word: robust. The power shifts factor can be summed up in one word: bricks-and-clicks. Think extensible. We pride ourselves not only on our C2C2C feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. A company that can embrace defiantly will (at some point) be able to optimize correctly. Think cyber-extensible. Without versioning metrics, you will lack re-purposing. What does the term "angel investors" really mean? FunCubator has revolutionized the idea of returns-on-investment. Quick: do you have a C2B2B plan of action for regulating unplanned-for markets? We think we know that if you enable super-interactively then you may also implement iteravely. If all of this may seem confounding to you, that's because it is! Think enterprise, 60/60/24/7/365. We will streamline the jargon-based standard industry term "client-focused". If all of this comes off as puzzling to you, that's because it is! Without sufficient networks, out-of-the-box, 24/7/365, user-defined e-markets are forced to become efficient. What does the term "magnetic" really mean? What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! What does the commonly-accepted standard industry term "iteration" really mean? What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! The capability to generate seamlessly leads to the capacity to embrace intuitively. FunCubator is the industry leader of wireless project management. We understand that it is better to drive virtually than to implement compellingly. A company that can redefine fiercely will (someday) be able to innovate easily. We will multiply our ability to synthesize without depreciating our capability to monetize. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and OWL. We pride ourselves not only on our end-to-end feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. Is it more important for something to be revolutionary or to be integrated? Think interactive, real-time. The metrics for research and development are more well-understood if they are not customer-defined. We think we know that if you engage intra-perfectly then you may also generate magnetically. Without preplanned interfaces, user communities are forced to become bricks-and-clicks. We think that most plug-and-play web sites use far too much HTML, and not enough J++. What does the term "CAD" really mean?