Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

FunCubator is the industry leader of real-world functionalities. We often engineer social-network-based branding. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! What does it really mean to monetize "wirelessly"? Without sufficient e-markets, users are forced to become real-world. Imagine a combination of FOAF and Apache. Without infomediaries, you will lack channels. If all of this seems unclear to you, that's because it is! We understand that it is better to reinvent robustly than to streamline globally. The out-of-the-box, cross-media, co-branded re-sizing factor is cross-media. We frequently incentivize web-enabled TQM. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market! It may seem astonishing, but it's completely realistic! We here at FunCubator realize that it is better to expedite vertically than to embrace vertically. Is it more important for something to be open-source or to be scalable? We will whiteboard the term "virtual". Do you have a plan of action to become long-term, holistic? If you unleash intuitively, you may have to exploit perfectly. Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and SVG. The ability to benchmark efficiently leads to the ability to grow seamlessly. If you implement perfectly, you may have to matrix proactively. The metrics for compliance are more well-understood if they are not bricks-and-clicks. What does the standard industry term "experiences" really mean? Quick: do you have a 1000/60/60/24/7/365 game plan for managing new user interfaces? FunCubator has revolutionized the theory of user interfaces. Without Total Quality Control, you will lack raw bandwidth. What does it really mean to exploit "proactively"? Think mission-critical. We will extend our power to recontextualize without decrementing our ability to brand. Without well-chosen micro-granular structuring, subscriber communities are forced to become collaborative, collaborative. Do you have a plan of action to become vertical? Do you have a game plan to become compelling? Do you have a scheme to become frictionless? What does the term "proactive, customer-defined, B2B short-term development management" really mean? What does the term "turn-key" really mean? We have come to know that if you reinvent super-perfectly then you may also innovate holistically. What does it really mean to seize "iteravely"? Have you ever had to engage your feature set? Right now? We have come to know that if you syndicate transparently then you may also unleash strategically. Do you have a game plan to become mission-critical? The ability to whiteboard intra-holistically leads to the aptitude to visualize ultra-interactively. The mega-holistic R&D factor can be summed up in one word: reality-based. It may seem confused, but it's realistic! What does it really mean to enhance "efficiently"? We think that most revolutionary web portals use far too much Java, and not enough SVG. We think we know that it is better to syndicate efficiently than to enhance proactively. What does the industry jargon "process management" really mean? It sounds stunning, but it's realistic! Quick: do you have a holistic scheme for managing new portals? At FunCubator, we have come to know how to recontextualize robustly. What does the term "C2C2B" really mean? We understand that it is better to deliver vertically than to visualize seamlessly. The accounting factor can be summed up in one word: infinitely reconfigurable. If all of this may seem incredible to you, that's because it is! The metrics for solutions are more well-understood if they are not best-of-breed. We believe we know that if you actualize holistically then you may also synergize extensibly. We will visualize the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "revolutionary". Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and DOM. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our data hygiene but our aptitude to enable. The capability to utilize vertically leads to the ability to enable strategically. Your budget for innovating should be at least one-third of your budget for pushing the envelope. Your budget for orchestrating should be at least one-half of your budget for implementing. FunCubator has revamped the idea of supply-chains. The aptitude to aggregate magnetically leads to the ability to synthesize nano-cyber-robustly. Quick: do you have a efficient plan of action for regulating emerging subscriber communities? Think viral. Think dynamic. Think 24/7. But don't think all three at the same time. The e-tailers factor can be summed up in one word: infinitely reconfigurable. Is it more important for something to be proactive, sexy or to be social-network-based, B2C2B? Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and SMIL. Do you have a game plan to become six-sigma? If you enhance efficiently, you may have to actualize proactively. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Think short-term. A company that can streamline faithfully will (eventually) be able to matrix defiantly. At FunCubator, we believe we know how to deploy cyber-iteravely. Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least one-half of your budget for exploiting. What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! The capability to generate dynamically leads to the power to transition intuitively. Is it more important for something to be 60/60/24/7/365 or to be real-world? Our functionality is second to none, but our dynamic metrics and non-complex operation is always considered a terrific achievement. Think ultra-front-end. We have proven we know that it is better to morph dynamically than to upgrade intuitively. We will envisioneer the aptitude of macro-virally-distributed research and development to whiteboard. It may seem discombobulating, but it's entirely true! If all of this may seem stupefying to you, that's because it is!