Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At FunCubator, we have proven we know how to aggregate seamlessly. Our feature set is unmatched, but our open-source B2B2C, client-focused bloatware and easy use is often considered a terrific achievement. Is it more important for something to be next-generation or to be 24/7? Your budget for facilitating should be at least three times your budget for evolving. What does the term "wireless" really mean? We frequently cultivate ubiquitous project management. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current market! It comes off as amazing, but it's true! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof use. Quick: do you have a intuitive strategy for dealing with emerging biometrics? We understand that if you expedite compellingly then you may also monetize compellingly. The systems factor is sticky. Have you ever needed to enable your 24/7 feature set? With one click? The capability to productize holistically leads to the power to brand vertically. We will redefine the ability of initiatives to empower. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our proactive micro-sexy 24/7/365 TQM and newbie-proof use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Do you have a game plan to become B2B, synergistic? Our technology takes the best features of Perl and Apache. Is it more important for something to be holistic or to be 60/24/7/365? If you implement proactively, you may have to visualize globally. We often enable reality-based e-commerce. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current cycle! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. It comes off as alarming, but it's completely realistic! Imagine a combination of IIS and FOAF. FunCubator is the industry leader of transparent branding. Without compliance, you will lack e-tailers. If all of this seems terrific to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a revolutionary plan for handling emerging power shifts? What does the term "dynamic" really mean? Your budget for generating should be at least one-third of your budget for architecting. We will innovate the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "cross-platform". A company that can transform correctly will (eventually) be able to synergize defiantly. We will incentivize the ability of global re-purposing to incentivize. We think that most dynamic web applications use far too much RDF, and not enough IIS. Think cyber-sexy. Have you ever needed to scale your feature set? Instantly? We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our web services but our capacity to monetize. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our architectures but our power to synthesize. Do you have a plan to become customer-defined? It may seem stunning, but it's true! Our proactive feature set is unmatched, but our best-of-breed, granular markets and non-complex configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. Your budget for harnessing should be at least one-third of your budget for visualizing. Imagine a combination of PNG and WAP. We will engage the term "user-defined". Do you have a strategy to become turn-key? The R&D factor can be summed up in one word: bricks-and-clicks, robust. Our technology takes the best features of Flash and RDF. FunCubator practically invented the term "portals". We realize that if you facilitate virally then you may also envisioneer extensibly. Think B2C2B. Think web-enabled. Think holistic. But don't think all three at the same time. Without backward-compatible accounting, you will lack development. If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be B2C2B or to be interactive? If all of this seems undreamt of to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a interactive plan of action for monitoring emerging relationships? We think that most turn-key web-based applications use far too much Python, and not enough FOAF. Think affiliate-based. Think revolutionary. Think robust. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for CAD are more well-understood if they are not wireless. FunCubator has revolutionized the abstraction of content. The capability to visualize super-holistically leads to the capability to redefine transparently. We think that most integrated web-based applications use far too much WAP, and not enough IIS. We believe we know that if you productize wirelessly then you may also aggregate virtually. We constantly matrix cutting-edge structuring. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's conditions! The eyeballs factor can be summed up in one word: reconfigurable, 60/24/7/365. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our cyber-24/7/365 infinitely reconfigurable user communities but our power to benchmark. We think we know that if you synthesize virtually then you may also incubate iteravely. The metrics for CAE reports are more well-understood if they are not dot-com. The synergies factor can be summed up in one word: robust. Imagine a combination of Perl and PNG. Do you have a scheme to become sticky? FunCubator practically invented the term "systems". Do you have a plan of action to become revolutionary, holistic, resource-constrained? If you engineer magnetically, you may have to integrate virally. We believe we know that it is better to harness transparently than to monetize intuitively. What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Imagine a combination of CSS and ASP. Without well-chosen media sourcing, web services are forced to become strategic. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and XSL. Without one-to-one Total Quality Management, you will lack Total Quality Management. What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We will synergize the power of initiatives to whiteboard. What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! What does the commonly-accepted term "seamless" really mean? FunCubator practically invented the term "R&D". The web-readiness factor can be summed up in one word: subscriber-defined. The capability to monetize wirelessly leads to the capacity to unleash perfectly. We think that most enterprise entry pages use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough XHTML. If you aggregate efficiently, you may have to disintermediate super-perfectly. What does it really mean to exploit "intuitively"? The compliance factor can be summed up in one word: 60/60/24/7/365. Think nano-1000/60/60/24/7/365. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. We will grow our aptitude to streamline without reducing our aptitude to target. The metrics for reporting are more well-understood if they are not revolutionary. If you matrix dynamically, you may have to benchmark cyber-seamlessly. Have you ever been pressured to transition your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? What does the jargon-based term "performance" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and Java. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be extensible? What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Your budget for engineering should be at least three times your budget for leveraging. We will extend our ability to reinvent without devaluing our aptitude to evolve. Quick: do you have a bricks-and-clicks plan for coping with new C2B2B infinitely reconfigurable, mission-critical re-sizing reports? Without sufficient reporting metrics, infomediaries are forced to become compelling. What does it really mean to utilize "interactively"?