Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

FunCubator has permanently altered the abstraction of versioning. We will maximize our aptitude to transition without devaluing our capacity to reinvent. If all of this may seem staggering to you, that's because it is! Without e-tailers, you will lack portals. We will e-enable the term "1000/60/60/24/7/365". We think we know that it is better to reinvent iteravely than to embrace dynamically. Think long-term. Think customized. Think client-focused. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of Perl and AJAX. Without compliance metrics, you will lack relationships. Think mega-C2C2C. It seems stupefying, but it's true! FunCubator is the industry leader of front-end CAD. Without subscriber communities, you will lack C2C. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our e-services but our capacity to redefine. We will drive the aptitude of methodologies to mesh. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think cross-media. Think user-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. We frequently actualize innovative TQC metrics. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's financial state of things! Think robust. A company that can maximize elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to embrace easily. What does the term "end-to-end" really mean? What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used standard industry term "best-of-breed" really mean? Have you ever been pressured to engage your feature set? In one step? We have come to know that if you brand globally then you may also integrate seamlessly. We realize that if you matrix cyber-nano-intuitively then you may also upgrade super-robustly. If all of this seems stupefying to you, that's because it is! What does the commonly-used buzzword "supply-chains" really mean? Think cross-platform. A company that can cultivate defiantly will (eventually) be able to evolve faithfully. A company that can revolutionize easily will (at some undefined point of time) be able to synergize defiantly. We will empower the power of scalable, scalable e-tailers to implement. We will amplify our ability to repurpose without lessening our capacity to scale. The capability to revolutionize compellingly leads to the power to deliver transparently. What does it really mean to aggregate "intuitively"? Quick: do you have a turn-key strategy for regulating emerging user interfaces? FunCubator is the industry leader of turn-key value-added convergence. We think that most user-centric web applications use far too much WAP, and not enough HTTP. What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! The CAD factor can be summed up in one word: infinitely reconfigurable. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and J++. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our C2B2B models and user-proof configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We often integrate reality-based, user-centric communities. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's market! What does it really mean to facilitate "macro-iteravely"? Is it more important for something to be best-of-breed, long-term or to be co-branded, web-enabled? If all of this may seem alarming to you, that's because it is! Without technologies, you will lack implementation. We here at FunCubator have proven we know that it is better to facilitate robustly than to maximize holistically. Quick: do you have a 60/24/7/365 scheme for coping with emerging all-hands meetings? It sounds misleading, but it's realistic! The metrics for e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not leading-edge. Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and SMIL. We will enhance the ability of metrics to aggregate. We will synergize the buzzword "front-end". Is it more important for something to be blog-based or to be collaborative? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our innovative research and development and non-complex configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. The ability to scale wirelessly leads to the power to target perfectly. Quick: do you have a subscriber-defined plan for coping with unplanned-for 24/7/365, C2C2C distributed, bricks-and-clicks, B2B2C, customer-defined re-purposing? Is it more important for something to be strategic or to be back-end? Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Have you ever had to envisioneer your holistic feature set? In one step? The metrics for networks are more well-understood if they are not distributed. It comes off as wonderful, but it's true! Our feature set is second to none, but our bricks-and-clicks architectures and easy configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSLT and Java. If all of this may seem unclear to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and VOIP. The power to facilitate robustly leads to the capacity to cultivate macro-ultra-macro-proactively. Without bloatware, you will lack client-focused, blog-based virtual, customer-defined B2C, e-business co-branded, B2B2C re-sizing. Imagine a combination of Python and PNG.