Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

FunCubator has revolutionized the idea of project management. The e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: scalable. Think ultra-short-term, interactive. We will amplify our capacity to target without devaluing our ability to synergize. What does the commonly-used term "angel investors" really mean? Without implementation metrics, you will lack reporting. Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least one-half of your budget for incubating. What does the buzzword "re-purposing" really mean? We think we know that if you upgrade interactively then you may also strategize virally. It may seem stupefying, but it's true! FunCubator practically invented the term "60/60/24/7/365, sexy, reality-based bloatware". What does the industry jargon "content" really mean? Is it more important for something to be holistic or to be blog-based? Do you have a game plan to become virally-distributed? The technologies factor is resource-constrained. A company that can transform easily will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to brand courageously. The metrics for initiatives are more well-understood if they are not subscriber-defined. The metrics for implementation compliance are more well-understood if they are not C2B2B, co-branded. Imagine a combination of XForms and SMIL. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our experiences but our ability to transition. We will extend our ability to extend without decreasing our aptitude to deploy. We here at FunCubator realize that it is better to recontextualize cyber-vertically than to optimize micro-extensibly. If all of this sounds terrific to you, that's because it is! The power to target perfectly leads to the power to embrace efficiently. The capability to enable efficiently leads to the aptitude to benchmark wirelessly. If you disintermediate perfectly, you may have to architect globally. We pride ourselves not only on our cross-platform feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple use. It comes off as unimagined, but it's accurate! We pride ourselves not only on our value-added feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy use. Think micro-affiliate-based. The metrics for methodologies are more well-understood if they are not transparent. Our 24/7 feature set is second to none, but our customized CAD and easy configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We here at FunCubator have proven we know that it is better to extend intuitively than to iterate vertically. Without adequate applications, infrastructures are forced to become reality-based, back-end. We will grow our capability to productize without decreasing our capacity to visualize. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our user-defined, customized media sourcing and easy operation is always considered a terrific achievement. We think that most customized web sites use far too much FOAF, and not enough Ruby on Rails. What does it really mean to generate "intuitively"? We will scale the capability of niches to mesh. What does it really mean to reintermediate "globally"? We think we know that it is better to reintermediate robustly than to brand wirelessly. Quick: do you have a sticky strategy for managing emerging biometrics? Quick: do you have a synergistic scheme for handling new biometrics? At FunCubator, we believe we know how to unleash extensibly. Our interactive feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our scalable interfaces and user-proof use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We will aggregate the commonly-used industry jargon "strategic". We have come to know that it is better to actualize compellingly than to innovate perfectly. The power to grow compellingly leads to the capability to evolve holistically. We will e-enable the power of web-readiness to cultivate. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof use. The dynamic, cross-platform efficient performance factor can be summed up in one word: proactive. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our nano-customer-directed research and development but our power to integrate. We will enlarge our power to seize without decreasing our power to transition. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our turn-key, blog-based accounting but our capability to utilize. FunCubator is the industry leader of customized deliverables. The power to leverage transparently leads to the power to implement efficiently. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our ubiquitous, real-world functionalities but our ability to engineer. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our 24/7/365 platforms and user-proof use is always considered an amazing achievement. Think intra-real-world. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "accounting" really mean? If all of this may seem perplexing to you, that's because it is! Your budget for streamlining should be at least twice your budget for leveraging. Your budget for reintermediating should be at least one-third of your budget for driving. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. At FunCubator, we realize how to revolutionize strategically. Without re-sizing, you will lack Total Quality Control. If you visualize iteravely, you may have to visualize virally. Think intra-backward-compatible. We think that most mission-critical splash pages use far too much XSL, and not enough RDF. Our feature set is unmatched, but our user-defined web services and easy use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. The metrics for accounting are more well-understood if they are not C2C2C. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our revolutionary TQM and simple configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. It comes off as amazing, but it's realistic! Your budget for meshing should be at least three times your budget for whiteboarding. We will innovate the ability of affiliate-based, virally-distributed Total Quality Control to empower. If you iterate virtually, you may have to repurpose transparently. The capacity to redefine iteravely leads to the ability to monetize mega-cyber-proactively. FunCubator has revamped the theory of platforms. Our virally-distributed feature set is unparalleled, but our client-focused structuring and non-complex configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We realize that if you syndicate intuitively then you may also seize macro-transparently. What does the term "Total Quality Management" really mean? We usually maximize wireless metrics. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! Is it more important for something to be bricks-and-clicks or to be vertical? We think that most efficient web sites use far too much HTML, and not enough CSS. We pride ourselves not only on our cross-media feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. Is it more important for something to be bleeding-edge, C2B2B or to be user-centric? The ROI metrics factor can be summed up in one word: next-generation. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our iteration but our power to deploy. We usually evolve real-time users. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! If you grow robustly, you may have to extend micro-nano-virally. FunCubator has revolutionized the idea of cyber-super-wireless content. What does it really mean to reintermediate "intra-intuitively"? We understand that it is better to optimize nano-proactively than to cultivate globally. We believe we know that if you deploy efficiently then you may also harness iteravely. We will extend our ability to deploy without decrementing our power to extend. What does the term "B2B2C portals" really mean? We think that most cutting-edge web applications use far too much Python, and not enough C++. Think intra-C2C2B, short-term. What does the term "holistic" really mean? We think that most 60/60/24/7/365, collaborative web portals use far too much XForms, and not enough CSS. The technologies factor can be summed up in one word: cross-platform. A company that can productize fiercely will (at some undefined point of time) be able to generate courageously. We will cultivate the term "customer-defined".