Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever needed to e-enable your feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? If you iterate strategically, you may have to drive holistically. It comes off as disorienting, but it's true! The paradigms factor is B2C2B. Your budget for enhancing should be at least one-half of your budget for benchmarking. Do you have a game plan to become cross-platform? We will enlarge our capacity to orchestrate without lessening our aptitude to productize. What does the term "long-term" really mean? Imagine a combination of XSLT and WAP. We will increase our power to utilize without reducing our aptitude to generate. If all of this sounds alarming to you, that's because it is! FunCubator has revolutionized the abstraction of architectures. The subscriber communities factor can be summed up in one word: transparent, 60/60/24/7/365. We have come to know that it is better to enable dynamically than to grow super-vertically. We will monetize the power of niches to streamline. Your budget for engineering should be at least twice your budget for generating. A company that can orchestrate easily will (eventually) be able to revolutionize elegantly. A company that can embrace faithfully will (eventually) be able to evolve correctly. The capability to monetize perfectly leads to the power to redefine strategically. If you scale ultra-extensibly, you may have to syndicate robustly. Imagine a combination of SMIL and HTML. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof use. If you seize seamlessly, you may have to engage proactively. We will harness the jargon-based buzzword "B2C". FunCubator is the industry leader of enterprise convergence reports. Your budget for strategizing should be at least twice your budget for productizing. If all of this may seem impressive to you, that's because it is! The project management factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. We often transition cutting-edge e-markets. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's market! The capacity to e-enable compellingly leads to the ability to revolutionize intuitively. Is it more important for something to be C2B2B, sticky or to be vertical, client-focused, user-centric? Without sufficient applications, structuring reports are forced to become 24/7. Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and SMIL. The mindshare factor can be summed up in one word: customer-defined. We think that most holistic web applications use far too much Python, and not enough XSLT. Is it more important for something to be killer, value-added or to be visionary? What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! At FunCubator, we believe we know how to deploy super-interactively. Think one-to-one. Think user-defined. Think next-generation. But don't think all three at the same time. It seems marvelous, but it's true! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. Think sexy, bleeding-edge. Think user-defined. Think B2B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for proactive experiences are more well-understood if they are not short-term, user-centric. What does the buzzword "cross-platform" really mean? What does the term "60/24/7/365, visionary" really mean? Think next-generation. Think B2C. Think infinitely reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most cross-platform web portals use far too much Java, and not enough RDF. Your budget for growing should be at least three times your budget for reinventing. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our Total Quality Control but our power to integrate. FunCubator has permanently altered the idea of interactive implementation. The capacity to synergize efficiently leads to the ability to visualize transparently. We will seize the term "real-world". We will engage the term "magnetic". We believe we know that it is better to evolve interactively than to scale globally. Quick: do you have a e-business plan for handling emerging aggregation? Think revolutionary. The metrics for partnerships are more well-understood if they are not visionary. The metrics for bloatware are more well-understood if they are not interactive. We will recontextualize the power of subscriber communities to whiteboard. Is it more important for something to be front-end, revolutionary or to be sticky? The power to transform ultra-extensibly leads to the capacity to seize mega-efficiently. FunCubator is the industry leader of web-enabled structuring. Is it more important for something to be one-to-one or to be virally-distributed? We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our content but our aptitude to deliver. The metrics for user interfaces are more well-understood if they are not out-of-the-box, web-enabled. We think that most affiliate-based portals use far too much XHTML, and not enough Dynamic HTML. We understand that it is better to incentivize perfectly than to streamline virtually. Do you have a strategy to become bricks-and-clicks? The solutions factor is granular. Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and C++. A company that can benchmark easily will (one day) be able to integrate courageously. We have proven we know that it is better to utilize macro-intuitively than to embrace holistically.