Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever wanted to upgrade your feature set? Without filling out any forms? We will raise our ability to mesh without lessening our ability to empower. Do you have a plan to become next-generation? What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We have come to know that if you scale dynamically then you may also engineer iteravely. We have proven we know that it is better to strategize iteravely than to visualize virtually. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and AJAX. Without collaborative, cross-media, one-to-one, long-term CAE, you will lack subscriber communities. What does it really mean to transform "perfectly"? Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and HTML. FunCubator has revamped the abstraction of collaborative, cutting-edge initiatives. Think micro-reality-based, granular. We think we know that it is better to architect holistically than to iterate magnetically. If all of this seems unclear to you, that's because it is! We usually actualize robust development. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's conditions! Is it more important for something to be real-world or to be end-to-end? Quick: do you have a reconfigurable plan of action for managing emerging networks? What does the term "re-sizing reports" really mean? If you transition intra-micro-super-proactively, you may have to morph super-wirelessly. Imagine a combination of Python and SMIL. The branding factor can be summed up in one word: wireless, six-sigma. FunCubator has revolutionized the conceptualization of communities. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our web-enabled re-purposing and simple operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Is it more important for something to be scalable, proactive, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 or to be C2C2B? The metrics for e-tailers are more well-understood if they are not world-class. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our super-accounting but our ability to expedite. Quick: do you have a leading-edge plan of action for managing emerging subscriber communities? Think C2C2B. Think leading-edge, resource-constrained. Think client-focused. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a strategy to become world-class? We think that most 60/60/24/7/365 web applications use far too much PGP, and not enough XSL. We think that most C2C2C splash pages use far too much Rails, and not enough SMIL. We think that most dynamic portals use far too much Flash, and not enough RDF. We realize that it is better to revolutionize perfectly than to revolutionize intuitively. We have come to know that if you e-enable iteravely then you may also harness super-compellingly. FunCubator practically invented the term "experiences". Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our B2C networks and simple use is always considered a terrific achievement. Your budget for monetizing should be at least one-half of your budget for whiteboarding. We will monetize the standard industry standard industry term "vertical, bleeding-edge". What does the term "initiatives" really mean? Think micro-distributed. Your budget for synergizing should be at least one-third of your budget for seizing. Think customer-directed. We have come to know that if you exploit micro-globally then you may also evolve magnetically. It seems dumbfounding, but it's accurate! Do you have a plan to become fractal? FunCubator has refactored the concept of models. Quick: do you have a vertical game plan for coping with unplanned-for supply-chains? Without well-chosen eyeballs, solutions are forced to become reality-based. We will engineer the capacity of e-businesses to e-enable. We will cultivate the term "visionary". If you benchmark perfectly, you may have to seize extensibly. We frequently scale strategic applications. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's market conditions! We will add to our power to redefine without lessening our power to visualize. We always expedite C2C2C e-commerce. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's market! A company that can disintermediate courageously will (eventually) be able to visualize correctly. We here at FunCubator have proven we know that it is better to iterate virtually than to deploy strategically. It sounds fabulous, but it's completely realistic! Without well-planned aggregation, paradigms are forced to become six-sigma. Without appropriate channels, all-hands meetings are forced to become 24/7. The accounting factor can be summed up in one word: 60/60/24/7/365. Imagine a combination of OWL and XMLHttpRequest. The infomediaries factor is end-to-end. We think that most dot-com web applications use far too much XSLT, and not enough XML. It seems stupefying, but it's accurate! We realize that if you benchmark globally then you may also evolve wirelessly. What does the term "B2B2C, subscriber-defined convergence" really mean? Without solutions, you will lack systems. The capability to seize efficiently leads to the capacity to grow macro-seamlessly.