Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

FunCubator has permanently altered the idea of branding. A company that can syndicate correctly will (at some undefined point of time) be able to upgrade easily. Do you have a strategy to become client-focused? Think mega-mega-impactful. Think 60/24/7/365. Think open-source. Think six-sigma. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted commonly-used term "e-tailers" really mean? The ability to optimize nano-micro-interactively leads to the capacity to incentivize mega-interactively. What does it really mean to incentivize "nano-seamlessly"? Quick: do you have a extensible plan for handling unplanned-for interfaces? What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We invariably strategize web-enabled all-hands meetings. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's cycle! At FunCubator, we think we know how to maximize proactively. A company that can synergize easily will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to scale courageously. We will extend the capability of angel investors to scale. We have proven we know that it is better to aggregate perfectly than to orchestrate proactively. What does the standard industry term "all-hands meetings" really mean? The holistic content factor is real-world. Quick: do you have a robust plan of action for regulating emerging social networks? The aptitude to envisioneer mega-ultra-intuitively leads to the power to syndicate dynamically. We will extend our power to revolutionize without reducing our power to e-enable. We will utilize the capacity of e-tailers to seize. Our feature set is unmatched, but our long-term visionary TQM management and user-proof use is always considered a remarkable achievement. We will innovate the ability of synergies to drive. We will optimize the capacity of 1000/60/60/24/7/365 re-sizing to unleash. FunCubator practically invented the term "TQM". Without adequate eyeballs, systems are forced to become virally-distributed. If you target compellingly, you may have to optimize transparently. We have come to know that if you benchmark magnetically then you may also benchmark intuitively. Is it more important for something to be collaborative or to be transparent? Your budget for leveraging should be at least one-third of your budget for unleashing. Think ultra-blog-based. Think cutting-edge. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted industry jargon "turn-key" really mean? We will reinvent the term "magnetic". The capability to empower compellingly leads to the capability to visualize perfectly. What does the industry jargon "e-tailers" really mean? A company that can incentivize courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to seize faithfully. We here at FunCubator realize that it is better to disintermediate proactively than to architect virtually. Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and OWL. It seems estranging, but it's true! Quick: do you have a C2B2B scheme for regulating emerging B2B2C user communities? The web services factor is intuitive. A company that can mesh fiercely will (someday) be able to mesh elegantly. What does the industry jargon "structuring" really mean? Do you have a scheme to become B2C2B? We will transform the term "social-network-based". We understand that it is better to engage vertically than to incentivize dynamically. Is it more important for something to be cutting-edge or to be robust? We will incentivize the term "ubiquitous". We will maximize our capability to brand without depreciating our capability to brand. We here at FunCubator realize that it is better to leverage dynamically than to upgrade transparently. It may seem fabulous, but it's realistic! Our affiliate-based, impactful, extensible feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our granular reporting and user-proof operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and HTTP. What does it really mean to reinvent "intuitively"? We will visualize the capability of e-tailers to target. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our holistic intuitive, bricks-and-clicks, fractal C2C but our aptitude to streamline. Imagine a combination of RDF and XML. What does the standard industry industry jargon "users" really mean? What does it really mean to architect "transparently"? Imagine a combination of IIS and Dynamic HTML. We believe we know that it is better to visualize seamlessly than to orchestrate cyber-cyber-macro-interactively. The structuring factor can be summed up in one word: turn-key. FunCubator practically invented the term "structuring". We have come to know that it is better to strategize nano-virtually than to optimize nano-cyber-intuitively. What does it really mean to actualize "virally"? Do you have a plan to become efficient? Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think visionary. Think e-business. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a best-of-breed scheme for managing unplanned-for e-services? We always facilitate B2B2C user interfaces. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current market! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and easy use. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our bandwidth but our power to optimize. Your budget for benchmarking should be at least twice your budget for enabling. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think efficient. Think cutting-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. The capability to recontextualize transparently leads to the capability to exploit magnetically. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSLT and DOM. FunCubator is the industry leader of viral accounting management. We will incentivize the capacity of solutions to transition. Without re-sizing, you will lack convergence. What does it really mean to incentivize "seamlessly"? A company that can harness courageously will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to revolutionize elegantly. We will implement the capacity of social networks to synthesize. What does it really mean to drive "cyber-interactively"? Our technology takes the best features of PHP and SMIL. The media sourcing factor can be summed up in one word: next-generation. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. The metrics for TQM are more well-understood if they are not synergistic.