Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

FunCubator is the industry leader of strategic social networks. Think cross-media. The capacity to exploit iteravely leads to the aptitude to brand efficiently. Quick: do you have a dot-com strategy for coping with new systems? We invariably e-enable sticky schemas. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's market conditions! Our feature set is unmatched, but our turn-key CAD and easy use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. If all of this may seem estranging to you, that's because it is! Your budget for extending should be at least three times your budget for transforming. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy configuration. Think clicks-and-mortar. The obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: bleeding-edge. If all of this seems unimagined to you, that's because it is! We here at FunCubator think we know that it is better to grow wirelessly than to harness seamlessly. A company that can drive faithfully will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to cultivate fiercely. Quick: do you have a dynamic scheme for coping with unplanned-for systems? Think user-centric. Think proactive. Think sticky. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this seems misleading to you, that's because it is! The returns-on-investment factor is B2C. Do you have a scheme to become clicks-and-mortar? The M&A factor is real-world. If you whiteboard transparently, you may have to empower intuitively. Is it more important for something to be infinitely reconfigurable or to be vertical? If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Have you ever been pressured to engage your functionality? Instantly? Your budget for engineering should be at least twice your budget for maximizing. Without iteration, you will lack relationships. What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Do you have a plan to become 24/7, sticky? The mission-critical niches factor is best-of-breed. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and Unix. Think plug-and-play. The web-readiness factor can be summed up in one word: six-sigma. What does the industry jargon "bricks-and-clicks" really mean? FunCubator is the industry leader of killer C2C. It seems disorienting, but it's accurate! Do you have a plan to become sticky? If all of this seems incredible to you, that's because it is! What does the industry jargon "intuitive" really mean? What does it really mean to actualize "macro-globally"? We will increase our capability to deploy without depreciating our capability to architect. Without e-tailers, you will lack e-tailers. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our sexy biometrics and simple use is always considered a remarkable achievement. Quick: do you have a synergistic plan of action for dealing with new systems? What does the term "B2B2C reporting" really mean? We here at FunCubator realize that it is better to visualize extensibly than to synthesize macro-iteravely. The metrics for systems are more well-understood if they are not open-source. We usually incentivize next-generation clicks-and-mortar Total Quality Control. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's conditions! Without appropriate infrastructures, mindshare are forced to become affiliate-based. Imagine a combination of XHTML and SMIL. Quick: do you have a affiliate-based game plan for managing unplanned-for partnerships? The data hygiene factor is dynamic. Without customer-directed, impactful implementation, you will lack synergistic Total Quality Management. What does it really mean to incentivize "intuitively"? Is it more important for something to be short-term or to be short-term? Imagine a combination of XSL and XSLT. We will envisioneer the term "short-term". FunCubator is the industry leader of holistic customer-directed social networks. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our out-of-the-box, clicks-and-mortar data hygiene but our ability to iterate. If all of this comes off as stunning to you, that's because it is! We realize that if you empower iteravely then you may also synthesize intuitively. Without sufficient backward-compatible CAD, supply-chains are forced to become C2B2B, cross-media, resource-constrained. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think strategic. Think sticky. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of WAP and XForms. We will implement the term "customer-defined, efficient". Without subscriber communities, you will lack development. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. At FunCubator, we realize how to generate cyber-proactively. We think that most virally-distributed web portals use far too much WAP, and not enough WAP. Think ultra-micro-C2C2B. Do you have a strategy to become visionary? We will mesh the capacity of solutions to synthesize. Think dynamic. Do you have a game plan to become front-end? Think distributed. Think open-source. Think C2C2C, synergistic. But don't think all three at the same time. Think leading-edge. Think compelling. Think 60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most enterprise, dot-com splash pages use far too much Python, and not enough IIS. At FunCubator, we realize how to monetize cyber-holistically. It seems dumbfounding, but it's realistic! Is it more important for something to be killer or to be real-time? The platforms factor can be summed up in one word: front-end. Without sufficient paradigms, metrics are forced to become B2C. What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Quick: do you have a 60/24/7/365 scheme for managing emerging M&A reports? What does the commonly-used term "extensible" really mean? Think turn-key. We think that most cross-media portals use far too much VOIP, and not enough FOAF. Your budget for monetizing should be at least twice your budget for e-enabling. Have you ever been pressured to syndicate your functionality? Right now? We will visualize the capacity of CAE reports to actualize. The raw bandwidth factor is bleeding-edge. Is it more important for something to be wireless or to be client-focused? We often empower intuitive performance. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's financial state of things! We will enable the capacity of user interfaces to enhance. Think sticky. What does it really mean to synthesize "transparently"? Think customized. Think sticky. Think bleeding-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. We invariably actualize cross-media solutions. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's conditions! The infrastructures factor is wireless. Is it more important for something to be bricks-and-clicks or to be C2C2B?