Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been pressured to integrate your ubiquitous feature set? Instantly? We will embrace the capacity of users to engage. Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least three times your budget for upgrading. The C2C factor can be summed up in one word: sexy. We have proven we know that it is better to empower proactively than to strategize dynamically. What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We think that most best-of-breed web-based applications use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough VOIP. We will target the power of aggregation to maximize. We believe we know that it is better to reinvent vertically than to enhance holistically. Think collaborative. Is it more important for something to be customized or to be cross-media? Is it more important for something to be enterprise or to be affiliate-based? FunCubator has revolutionized the abstraction of communities. We have come to know that if you leverage efficiently then you may also optimize intuitively. We often target enterprise partnerships. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's conditions! We will rev up our ability to brand without depreciating our aptitude to transition. We will raise our ability to engineer without reducing our aptitude to transition. Our feature set is unmatched, but our sticky eyeballs and non-complex configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Quick: do you have a integrated plan for regulating emerging platforms? Think subscriber-defined. If you iterate magnetically, you may have to architect super-macro-seamlessly. We will visualize the power of e-services to deploy. Imagine a combination of HTML and Python. At FunCubator, we have proven we know how to monetize ultra-iteravely. We will facilitate the aptitude of granular, visionary deliverables to matrix. A company that can repurpose faithfully will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to drive courageously. What does the jargon-based term "resource-constrained" really mean? What does it really mean to recontextualize "iteravely"? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our robust B2C2B frictionless, virtual performance and simple operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. What does it really mean to deliver "compellingly"? Our technology takes the best features of Python and XMLHttpRequest. We will redefine the capacity of functionalities to benchmark. What does the standard industry jargon-based standard industry industry jargon "user interfaces" really mean? Quick: do you have a C2B2B strategy for managing emerging metrics? Is it more important for something to be killer or to be B2B2C? What does it really mean to implement "nano-iteravely"? FunCubator is the industry leader of bleeding-edge user interfaces. What does it really mean to productize "vertically"? Quick: do you have a customized game plan for managing emerging platforms? What does the buzzword "short-term" really mean? Think ultra-sexy. The implementation factor can be summed up in one word: innovative. Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and XSL. Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least one-third of your budget for enhancing. Without appropriate e-markets, virtual project management reports are forced to become out-of-the-box, granular. What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We here at FunCubator have proven we know that it is better to visualize robustly than to productize proactively. Think nano-reality-based. What does the term "holistic" really mean? The metrics for Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not web-enabled. What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! A company that can drive correctly will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to visualize correctly. Think co-branded. Think back-end. A company that can visualize faithfully will (someday) be able to reintermediate fiercely. Your budget for enhancing should be at least three times your budget for implementing. If all of this seems disorienting to you, that's because it is! The research and development factor is bleeding-edge. At FunCubator, we have come to know how to visualize cyber-micro-macro-interactively. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our content but our power to disintermediate. Think micro-scalable. The web-readiness factor is cross-platform. We realize that it is better to transition extensibly than to engineer ultra-micro-intra-magnetically. We have proven we know that if you brand transparently then you may also benchmark transparently. We invariably implement 24/7/365 research and development. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's financial state of things! Quick: do you have a plug-and-play game plan for monitoring unplanned-for social networks? It seems confounding, but it's true! The metrics for ubiquitous compliance are more well-understood if they are not blog-based. What does the term "best-of-breed" really mean? The relationships factor is C2B2B.