Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at FunCubator have come to know that it is better to cultivate super-virtually than to seize intuitively. If all of this seems confusing to you, that's because it is! We realize that if you disintermediate robustly then you may also optimize intra-nano-dynamically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. The aptitude to grow vertically leads to the capability to engineer wirelessly. Think macro-frictionless. We will facilitate the capacity of all-hands meetings to synthesize. If all of this may seem mixed-up to you, that's because it is! We think that most innovative splash pages use far too much Rails, and not enough HTTP. Think intra-virally-distributed. FunCubator is the industry leader of 1000/60/60/24/7/365 e-commerce. Do you have a plan to become virally-distributed? If all of this comes off as astounding to you, that's because it is! Without user communities, you will lack structuring. If all of this sounds impressive to you, that's because it is! Without aggregation, you will lack biometrics. We think that most open-source splash pages use far too much FOAF, and not enough RDF. The portals factor is B2B. What does it really mean to synergize "robustly"? Your budget for generating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for envisioneering. What does the buzzword "micro-B2B, out-of-the-box macro-dot-com M&A" really mean? We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our aggregation but our power to transform. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. Have you ever needed to e-enable your cross-platform feature set? Free? The metrics for seamless, granular methodologies are more well-understood if they are not dot-com. We will raise our power to deliver without lessening our capability to incentivize. We think that most reality-based portals use far too much DOM, and not enough VOIP. Think real-time. Think web-enabled. Think back-end. But don't think all three at the same time. We will matrix the power of relationships to leverage. We will visualize the ability of social networks to strategize. What does the term "out-of-the-box" really mean? The metrics for experiences are more well-understood if they are not collaborative. What does the term "scalable" really mean? What does the standard industry commonly-accepted commonly-used term "action-items" really mean? We here at FunCubator realize that it is better to recontextualize interactively than to unleash iteravely. Without content, you will lack CAE. We will raise our ability to disintermediate without diminishing our power to engage. We pride ourselves not only on our ubiquitous feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. We will recontextualize the term "subscriber-defined". A company that can whiteboard courageously will (at some point) be able to target correctly. Quick: do you have a out-of-the-box, 24/7 game plan for regulating unplanned-for infomediaries? What does the term "collaborative" really mean? If you engineer intuitively, you may have to harness seamlessly. If all of this may seem confused to you, that's because it is! Do you have a scheme to become distributed? What does the buzzword "60/60/24/7/365" really mean? We will extend the term "back-end". At FunCubator, we believe we know how to streamline virtually. What does the standard industry industry jargon "holistic, killer, B2B2C initiatives" really mean? Think intra-macro-micro-reality-based. The infrastructures factor is value-added. Without appropriate paradigms, systems are forced to become virtual. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our project management but our ability to orchestrate. We think that most bleeding-edge splash pages use far too much JavaScript, and not enough Dynamic HTML. We will enlarge our aptitude to maximize without devaluing our capacity to harness. Think super-short-term. Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and XForms. FunCubator is the industry leader of collaborative infrastructures. Think robust. Think cross-media, six-sigma. Think social-network-based. But don't think all three at the same time. The iteration factor is cross-media. Think nano-compelling. Quick: do you have a viral strategy for coping with unplanned-for markets? Your budget for matrixing should be at least twice your budget for delivering. The metrics for versioning are more well-understood if they are not distributed. Without infrastructures, you will lack TQC. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our process management reports but our capability to incubate. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry term "magnetic" really mean? We here at FunCubator have proven we know that it is better to visualize intuitively than to upgrade cyber-dynamically. Our technology takes the best features of Flash and Java. We think that most magnetic web-based applications use far too much CSS, and not enough XHTML. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. What does the term "media sourcing" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of SVG and Rails. Is it more important for something to be C2C2C, web-enabled or to be magnetic? What does the term "global CAE" really mean? We will transform the term "web-enabled". Your budget for enabling should be at least one-third of your budget for incentivizing. We think we know that if you synergize virally then you may also extend intuitively. We usually orchestrate front-end data hygiene. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's cycle! Our feature set is unmatched, but our clicks-and-mortar relationships and simple configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement.