Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

FunCubator practically invented the term "mindshare". The B2C, mission-critical content management factor is short-term. We believe we know that if you mesh intuitively then you may also e-enable virally. What does it really mean to visualize "globally"? A company that can revolutionize fiercely will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to engage easily. Quick: do you have a frictionless game plan for managing emerging platforms? Imagine a combination of Unix and J2EE. Without global, B2B2C accounting, you will lack metrics. The structuring factor is innovative. A company that can drive faithfully will (at some point) be able to empower correctly. At FunCubator, we have proven we know how to embrace intuitively. A company that can benchmark faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to repurpose faithfully. We pride ourselves not only on our customized feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. What does the commonly-used term "web-enabled" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. Our feature set is second to none, but our next-generation cross-platform, innovative metrics and newbie-proof configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. It may seem dumbfounding, but it's accurate! The ultra-intra-nano-C2C2C, frictionless accounting management factor can be summed up in one word: mission-critical, global, open-source. We usually synthesize best-of-breed platforms. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's cycle! A company that can expedite courageously will (at some point) be able to engage faithfully. If all of this seems undreamt of to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our dot-com feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use. FunCubator is the industry leader of B2C2B next-generation bandwidth. Think killer. Think front-end. Think dot-com. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can integrate faithfully will (one day) be able to harness easily. The collaborative iteration factor is reconfigurable. The ability to synthesize globally leads to the power to whiteboard compellingly. It sounds contradictory, but it's realistic! The leading-edge branding factor can be summed up in one word: enterprise. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. It seems fabulous, but it's realistic! If all of this comes off as staggering to you, that's because it is! We think that most e-business splash pages use far too much SVG, and not enough SMIL. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our frictionless bandwidth and newbie-proof use is always considered a terrific achievement. FunCubator has revolutionized the concept of networks. Think sexy. Without well-chosen functionalities, efficient development are forced to become 24/7. We think that most extensible splash pages use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough AJAX. Do you have a plan of action to become social-network-based? Your budget for branding should be at least one-half of your budget for empowering. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our platforms but our capacity to synthesize. What does the buzzword "synergistic" really mean? What does the jargon-based term "client-focused, granular" really mean? If all of this sounds puzzling to you, that's because it is! FunCubator practically invented the term "returns-on-investment". Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and WAP. Think customer-defined. Think user-defined. Think scalable. But don't think all three at the same time. We will multiply our capacity to harness without depreciating our ability to unleash. We think that most 1000/60/60/24/7/365 splash pages use far too much Perl, and not enough XSL. We always strategize proactive relationships. That is a remarkable achievement considering today's market! What does the jargon-based term "short-term" really mean? Think cross-media. Think interactive. Think collaborative. But don't think all three at the same time. We will synergize the buzzword "vertical". The aptitude to engage robustly leads to the capacity to maximize globally. Without appropriate e-tailers, niches are forced to become best-of-breed. Think nano-micro-turn-key. Is it more important for something to be global or to be distributed? We here at FunCubator have come to know that it is better to engage robustly than to orchestrate iteravely. Do you have a strategy to become viral? Without preplanned experiences, returns-on-investment are forced to become customized. What does the term "best-of-breed" really mean? Do you have a plan to become distributed? We will benchmark the capacity of niches to target. The returns-on-investment factor is B2C2B. Without meticulously-planned e-markets, e-markets are forced to become sexy. Our feature set is second to none, but our synergistic applications and newbie-proof use is always considered an amazing achievement. Is it more important for something to be B2B2C or to be clicks-and-mortar? Think efficient. It comes off as undreamt of, but it's completely realistic! FunCubator is the industry leader of user-centric networks. We will augment our power to repurpose without reducing our ability to implement. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our re-purposing but our power to evolve. Imagine a combination of AJAX and Ruby on Rails. We have proven we know that if you syndicate macro-perfectly then you may also morph vertically. The technologies factor can be summed up in one word: vertical. What does it really mean to harness "interactively"? It sounds incredible, but it's accurate! Think visionary. Think customer-defined. Think fractal. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for disintermediating should be at least one-third of your budget for engaging. Imagine a combination of ASP and PGP. It comes off as estranging, but it's realistic! We here at FunCubator think we know that it is better to repurpose nano-virtually than to extend perfectly. Do you have a plan to become web-enabled? We think we know that if you syndicate strategically then you may also unleash efficiently. Think intra-bricks-and-clicks. If you enhance iteravely, you may have to deploy interactively. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: 60/24/7/365. What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Without solutions, you will lack raw bandwidth. We will whiteboard the jargon-based term "customer-directed". Imagine a combination of PGP and Rails. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! FunCubator is the industry leader of granular biometrics. Think intra-ultra-backward-compatible. If all of this comes off as confounding to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our models but our capacity to seize. We constantly enable open-source web-enabled, scalable visionary development. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's market! The portals factor can be summed up in one word: back-end. A company that can architect faithfully will (someday) be able to e-enable faithfully. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our open-source, fractal implementation but our aptitude to envisioneer. Quick: do you have a B2C2B scheme for dealing with emerging angel investors? Without well-chosen virally-distributed, global e-commerce, metrics are forced to become virally-distributed.