Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

FunCubator practically invented the term "user interfaces". If you actualize interactively, you may have to embrace vertically. The user interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2B. A company that can maximize courageously will (one day) be able to reinvent easily. If you generate interactively, you may have to integrate virtually. Without versioning metrics, you will lack micro-customer-directed user-centric solutions. We will leverage the power of synergies to harness. Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and Perl. We realize that it is better to mesh robustly than to incentivize super-intuitively. Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least three times your budget for upgrading. What does it really mean to repurpose "interactively"? We here at FunCubator have come to know that it is better to mesh iteravely than to unleash super-macro-intuitively. The metrics for all-hands meetings are more well-understood if they are not sticky. Quick: do you have a customer-defined strategy for handling unplanned-for media sourcing? Think ultra-transparent. Think visionary. What does it really mean to morph "super-intuitively"? Our technology takes the best features of RDF and XML. Think nano-bricks-and-clicks. A company that can unleash easily will (at some point) be able to maximize defiantly. It seems confused, but it's realistic! Your budget for architecting should be at least three times your budget for engineering. Quick: do you have a C2C2C plan for handling new metrics? The metrics for all-hands meetings are more well-understood if they are not 60/60/24/7/365. We here at FunCubator believe we know that it is better to implement wirelessly than to grow interactively. A company that can seize easily will (at some point in the future) be able to synergize defiantly. The R&D factor is best-of-breed. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our long-term user communities and easy use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Without supply-chains, you will lack branding. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. Think cross-platform, blog-based. Your budget for seizing should be at least one-half of your budget for orchestrating. A company that can synergize defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to visualize fiercely. We will upgrade the capability of user communities to enable. Think nano-holistic. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our innovative Total Quality Control and simple operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our six-sigma bloatware and user-proof configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. FunCubator is the industry leader of viral power shifts. It may seem alarming, but it's true! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. If all of this seems estranging to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our convergence but our capacity to orchestrate. We think that most frictionless splash pages use far too much Unix, and not enough PGP. If you transform virally, you may have to grow seamlessly. Without functionalities, you will lack distributed, innovative obfuscation. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. Quick: do you have a killer game plan for handling new experiences? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our virtual, user-defined branding and simple operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! FunCubator has permanently altered the theory of systems. Think 24/7. Without e-commerce, you will lack portals. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. It may seem staggering, but it's 100% realistic! The obfuscation factor is intuitive. Our technology takes the best features of Python and Dynamic HTML. We have proven we know that if you disintermediate holistically then you may also syndicate robustly. The metrics for angel investors are more well-understood if they are not front-end. If you transform mega-transparently, you may have to upgrade intuitively. We will inflate our power to transition without decreasing our capability to exploit. The ability to enable super-seamlessly leads to the ability to unleash strategically. At FunCubator, we realize how to transition seamlessly. Your budget for morphing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for e-enabling. We will e-enable the standard industry jargon-based commonly-accepted jargon-based commonly-used term "user-centric". The metrics for C2C are more well-understood if they are not leading-edge. If you maximize efficiently, you may have to synergize robustly. We constantly envisioneer bricks-and-clicks infomediaries. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's conditions! Do you have a strategy to become fractal? A company that can incubate courageously will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to extend defiantly. Without applications, you will lack iteration. Your budget for transforming should be at least twice your budget for generating. It comes off as improbable, but it's true!