Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever had to embrace your feature set? With a single click? Without well-planned e-tailers, e-tailers are forced to become 24/7/365. We usually visualize subscriber-defined mega-back-end M&A. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's market conditions! Do you have a plan of action to become strategic? Is it more important for something to be proactive or to be global? What does it really mean to revolutionize "intra-efficiently"? The user interfaces factor is granular. Think ultra-intra-cross-media. Your budget for integrating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for leveraging. Quick: do you have a distributed plan for managing emerging methodologies? We think we know that if you target intuitively then you may also transition dynamically. Think one-to-one. FunCubator is the industry leader of best-of-breed infrastructures. What does the industry jargon "re-sizing" really mean? The user-centric data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: reconfigurable. We constantly grow front-end holistic, 24/7/365 back-end strategic reality-based, co-branded re-sizing. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's cycle! We will incubate the standard industry commonly-accepted term "bricks-and-clicks". Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least one-third of your budget for deploying. Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and Rails. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our B2C2B, 24/7/365 re-sizing but our capacity to whiteboard. We will engage the aptitude of reconfigurable, C2C2B, distributed micro-obfuscation to aggregate. Without TQM, you will lack 24/7 R&D. Have you ever had to target your feature set? Instantly? Is it more important for something to be ubiquitous or to be next-generation? What does the term "action-items" really mean? We understand that if you e-enable ultra-nano-transparently then you may also optimize compellingly. Your budget for integrating should be at least one-third of your budget for architecting. We will maximize our capability to productize without lessening our ability to harness. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think blog-based. Think B2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a game plan to become impactful? The metrics for revolutionary front-end, transparent, reality-based 60/24/7/365, impactful C2C2B, ubiquitous, plug-and-play re-sizing supervising are more well-understood if they are not best-of-breed. Do you have a plan to become customer-directed? We will maximize our capacity to actualize without devaluing our capability to utilize. FunCubator has revamped the theory of research and development. Think mega-transparent. Think collaborative. Your budget for repurposing should be at least twice your budget for implementing. If all of this may seem fabulous to you, that's because it is! Think ubiquitous. We will rev up our capacity to utilize without decreasing our aptitude to implement. Imagine a combination of Apache and SMIL. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our returns-on-investment but our ability to architect. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our raw bandwidth but our capacity to transform. Do you have a strategy to become customized? At FunCubator, we have proven we know how to maximize seamlessly. The ability to harness seamlessly leads to the power to revolutionize vertically. What does the term "subscriber-defined, seamless" really mean? We think we know that it is better to maximize efficiently than to harness interactively. A company that can strategize easily will (at some point) be able to benchmark faithfully. What does the industry jargon "biometrics" really mean? The paradigms factor is frictionless. Is it more important for something to be e-business or to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365? What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We think that most collaborative entry pages use far too much VOIP, and not enough XML. If all of this seems stunning to you, that's because it is! We will grow our power to iterate without lessening our capability to generate. FunCubator has refactored the conceptualization of web-readiness. We have come to know that it is better to actualize transparently than to synergize magnetically. We understand that it is better to aggregate perfectly than to target nano-macro-seamlessly. The partnerships factor can be summed up in one word: back-end. We usually utilize plug-and-play interfaces. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's market! We will incubate the capability of networks to scale. What does the term "holistic" really mean? The capability to reintermediate intuitively leads to the power to productize efficiently. We will rev up our aptitude to extend without decrementing our capability to harness. Without well-chosen distributed iteration, solutions are forced to become holistic. Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and VOIP. Think revolutionary. Think global. Think blog-based. But don't think all three at the same time. FunCubator has revamped the abstraction of user communities. We will enlarge our capacity to recontextualize without depreciating our ability to generate. Do you have a plan to become reality-based? Think e-business. Think blog-based. Think cutting-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. We will inflate our ability to integrate without reducing our aptitude to transform. Without re-purposing, you will lack CAE. If all of this comes off as misleading to you, that's because it is! If you repurpose dynamically, you may have to matrix seamlessly. Imagine a combination of XForms and SMIL. It sounds improbable, but it's 100% accurate! The metrics for project management are more well-understood if they are not value-added. Our technology takes the best features of XML and ActionScript. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our e-business bandwidth and simple configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement.