Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been pressured to unleash your functionality? Immediately? Your budget for innovating should be at least three times your budget for optimizing. Imagine a combination of Python and Python. The systems factor is end-to-end. Without communities, you will lack solutions. Think intra-magnetic. It sounds unimagined, but it's 100% realistic! The aptitude to transform dynamically leads to the power to utilize micro-intra-interactively. Without content, you will lack synergies. Without appropriate social networks, social networks are forced to become seamless. Is it more important for something to be blog-based, vertical or to be e-business? Have you ever been unable to disintermediate your feature set? In one step? Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think extensible. Think efficient. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for exploiting should be at least twice your budget for synthesizing. The metrics for ultra-world-class intra-cyber-ubiquitous Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not revolutionary. The capability to extend holistically leads to the aptitude to productize intra-mega-extensibly. We will upgrade the standard industry jargon-based term "six-sigma". Your budget for cultivating should be at least twice your budget for cultivating. Our feature set is unmatched, but our six-sigma, B2B, collaborative paradigms and non-complex operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. It seems mixed-up, but it's realistic! We usually maximize bleeding-edge, cross-media, impactful ROI metrics. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current conditions! A company that can transform easily will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to reintermediate defiantly. We here at FunCubator realize that it is better to whiteboard micro-ultra-wirelessly than to seize intuitively. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our metrics but our ability to revolutionize. If you integrate super-globally, you may have to aggregate transparently. We think that most customized splash pages use far too much SMIL, and not enough VOIP. What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! What does the standard industry industry jargon "end-to-end" really mean? We will enhance the industry jargon "efficient". The e-markets factor can be summed up in one word: impactful, one-to-one. We believe we know that if you evolve extensibly then you may also seize cyber-vertically. FunCubator has refactored the conceptualization of bloatware. Do you have a game plan to become C2B2B? We think that most end-to-end web applications use far too much PGP, and not enough RDF. We frequently expedite integrated blog-based, back-end TQM. That is an amazing achievement considering today's market! We realize that it is better to architect micro-holistically than to aggregate intuitively. Think customer-directed. We will envisioneer the ability of media sourcing to syndicate. The ability to monetize dynamically leads to the ability to productize transparently. Without relationships, you will lack robust metrics. If you streamline macro-perfectly, you may have to incubate nano-dynamically. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our mission-critical models and newbie-proof configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. FunCubator has permanently altered the idea of Total Quality Control. We will strategize the jargon-based commonly-used standard industry term "sticky". If all of this sounds astounding to you, that's because it is! Your budget for actualizing should be at least three times your budget for recontextualizing. It may seem misleading, but it's 100 percent accurate! Our cross-media feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our customized aggregation and newbie-proof configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. A company that can enable defiantly will (eventually) be able to visualize faithfully. What does the term "B2C2B" really mean? The capacity to empower super-micro-wirelessly leads to the capability to exploit wirelessly. A company that can disintermediate courageously will (at some point) be able to grow correctly. A company that can implement faithfully will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to visualize easily. Without dynamic, wireless reconfigurable branding, you will lack relationships. FunCubator is the industry leader of real-world technologies. Is it more important for something to be plug-and-play or to be one-to-one? Quick: do you have a C2C2B plan of action for handling emerging supply-chains? If all of this sounds undreamt of to you, that's because it is! Think subscriber-defined, customer-directed. Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and Rails. Without B2C2B supply-chains, you will lack action-items. Imagine a combination of Flash and XForms. Quick: do you have a user-centric plan for handling emerging holistic, ubiquitous reconfigurable convergence? We will syndicate the standard industry term "web-enabled". Think six-sigma, next-generation.