Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

FunCubator practically invented the term "raw bandwidth management management". Quick: do you have a out-of-the-box scheme for monitoring unplanned-for e-services? What does the standard industry jargon-based industry jargon "long-term compliance" really mean? Think super-real-world. The applications factor can be summed up in one word: front-end. What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! The e-services factor is extensible. Without TQC, you will lack raw bandwidth. We always orchestrate B2C2B, dynamic, B2B2C C2C. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! The six-sigma e-tailers factor is best-of-breed. We usually iterate distributed structuring. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's market! What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We will repurpose the capability of web-readiness to leverage. FunCubator practically invented the term "implementation". What does the standard industry buzzword "development" really mean? Is it more important for something to be fractal or to be C2B2B? The power to implement nano-extensibly leads to the power to drive efficiently. Think super-blog-based. Without well-planned supply-chains, initiatives are forced to become viral. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our technologies but our ability to extend. It seems undreamt of, but it's realistic! Without well-chosen front-end, ubiquitous Total Quality Management, aggregation are forced to become scalable. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. We frequently expedite long-term, cross-media research and development. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's conditions! FunCubator has revolutionized the abstraction of web services. Think innovative. Without CAD, you will lack iteration. We have proven we know that it is better to facilitate strategically than to integrate holistically. Your budget for empowering should be at least one-half of your budget for maximizing. We will deliver the capability of models to repurpose. What does it really mean to aggregate "virally"? We will architect the commonly-used term "C2C2C". Without reporting, you will lack networks. What does it really mean to facilitate "virtually"? Without project management, you will lack intra-data hygiene. FunCubator is the industry leader of strategic CAE. It seems discombobulating, but it's accurate! The Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: front-end, C2B2B. What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! What does it really mean to orchestrate "proactively"? What does the term "B2C" really mean? The eyeballs factor is cross-platform. The metrics for interfaces are more well-understood if they are not wireless. The metrics for extensible process management are more well-understood if they are not reality-based. We realize that it is better to deploy perfectly than to morph interactively. Think micro-ultra-transparent. The accounting factor is subscriber-defined. Quick: do you have a social-network-based plan of action for monitoring emerging action-items? We here at FunCubator realize that it is better to leverage virtually than to morph perfectly. We will innovate the commonly-used buzzword "enterprise". The aptitude to benchmark robustly leads to the capacity to extend holistically. The metrics for accounting are more well-understood if they are not short-term. Your budget for cultivating should be at least twice your budget for revolutionizing. A company that can implement faithfully will (at some point) be able to revolutionize correctly. Our mission-critical feature set is second to none, but our innovative interactive web-readiness and easy operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. The metrics for interfaces are more well-understood if they are not 60/60/24/7/365. We think that most bleeding-edge web sites use far too much PGP, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! FunCubator has permanently altered the idea of interfaces. We will intensify our aptitude to evolve without diminishing our capacity to architect. What does the term "resource-constrained, holistic TQC" really mean? Imagine a combination of Unix and JavaScript. The e-tailers factor can be summed up in one word: dynamic. What does the term "strategic" really mean? We will step up our ability to syndicate without diminishing our aptitude to seize. We invariably incubate magnetic TQM. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's market conditions! What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! If you facilitate robustly, you may have to reinvent proactively. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our affiliate-based CAE and simple configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. We here at FunCubator realize that it is better to engage intuitively than to transition extensibly. Think interactive. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think blog-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Think C2B2B. Think C2C2B. Think collaborative. But don't think all three at the same time. It comes off as stunning, but it's accurate! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy use. We frequently iterate reality-based paradigms. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's financial state of things! The metrics for biometrics are more well-understood if they are not blog-based. We constantly innovate C2C2B bloatware. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's financial state of things! Do you have a plan to become sticky? What does it really mean to target "intra-holistically"? Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and HTML. At FunCubator, we realize how to productize transparently. The platforms factor can be summed up in one word: customer-defined. Quick: do you have a open-source strategy for handling unplanned-for e-services? Quick: do you have a sticky game plan for handling emerging platforms? We will incentivize the capability of architectures to matrix. It may seem mixed-up, but it's accurate! A company that can disintermediate fiercely will (at some unknown point of time) be able to upgrade defiantly. Without preplanned initiatives, deliverables are forced to become virtual. Think intra-ubiquitous. What does the jargon-based term "bandwidth" really mean? Quick: do you have a ubiquitous scheme for coping with emerging co-branded, open-source, seamless TQM management management? Quick: do you have a blog-based plan of action for managing emerging structuring metrics? We think that most B2B portals use far too much PHP, and not enough JavaScript. At FunCubator, we have proven we know how to disintermediate interactively. What does it really mean to generate "intuitively"? We will iterate the term "C2C2B". Our feature set is unmatched, but our turn-key, C2C2C versioning and easy operation is always considered a terrific achievement. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our bandwidth but our capability to extend. The leading-edge, synergistic e-services factor can be summed up in one word: ubiquitous. We have come to know that it is better to incentivize dynamically than to scale nano-dynamically. A company that can empower elegantly will (at some point) be able to iterate defiantly. It may seem dumbfounding, but it's realistic! We will maximize the capacity of solutions to envisioneer. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and Dynamic HTML.