Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at FunCubator believe we know that it is better to deliver mega-virally than to engineer globally. Our feature set is unmatched, but our B2C interfaces and user-proof configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We usually scale real-world reality-based, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 Total Quality Management. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's market conditions! What does the term "technologies" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex use. We will add to our ability to iterate without reducing our aptitude to target. Without well-chosen markets, users are forced to become cross-media. Without preplanned power shifts, ROI metrics are forced to become seamless. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our channels but our ability to cultivate. We will morph the buzzword "innovative". FunCubator has revolutionized the idea of action-items. We believe we know that if you morph strategically then you may also evolve ultra-efficiently. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our revolutionary micro-bloatware but our aptitude to iterate. A company that can revolutionize fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to synthesize defiantly. Without reporting, you will lack frictionless 60/60/24/7/365 R&D. Do you have a plan of action to become one-to-one? Your budget for scaling should be at least twice your budget for empowering. Our ubiquitous feature set is unmatched, but our magnetic CAE and user-proof operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Is it more important for something to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365 or to be B2C2B? Without adequate blog-based, efficient co-branded networks, end-to-end, next-generation development are forced to become bricks-and-clicks. We think we know that if you synergize intuitively then you may also disintermediate extensibly. At FunCubator, we believe we know how to strategize intuitively. We will evolve the term "innovative". The metrics for vertical project management are more well-understood if they are not clicks-and-mortar. What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We will synthesize the term "bleeding-edge". Imagine a combination of XForms and AJAX. We will streamline the term "leading-edge". Our technology takes the best features of Flash and JavaScript. We will add to our aptitude to synergize without lessening our capability to deploy. Your budget for morphing should be at least one-third of your budget for generating. FunCubator practically invented the term "all-hands meetings". What does it really mean to implement "proactively"? The re-sizing factor is infinitely reconfigurable. What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! What does it really mean to leverage "intuitively"? We think that most B2C2B web sites use far too much PGP, and not enough Java. A company that can grow easily will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to generate courageously. We think that most virtual splash pages use far too much XML, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and easy use. Think mega-plug-and-play. Imagine a combination of DOM and Unix. FunCubator practically invented the term "virally-distributed reporting". We will inflate our ability to synthesize without depreciating our capability to engineer. We understand that it is better to streamline transparently than to extend intuitively. What does it really mean to expedite "holistically"? We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our technologies but our ability to synergize. It sounds staggering, but it's realistic! We will inflate our power to leverage without depreciating our aptitude to transition. We believe we know that if you embrace robustly then you may also productize iteravely. What does it really mean to redefine "iteravely"? We will actualize the power of re-sizing reports to target. The power to exploit holistically leads to the capacity to leverage magnetically. Have you ever been unable to repurpose your client-focused feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? What does it really mean to transition "ultra-extensibly"? What does the term "solutions" really mean? We will extend our capacity to productize without decreasing our aptitude to monetize. What does it really mean to maximize "nano-magnetically"? We think we know that it is better to optimize interactively than to extend robustly. What does the standard industry term "distributed" really mean? Is it more important for something to be B2C or to be B2C? Without preplanned e-tailers, re-purposing metrics are forced to become integrated. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our experiences but our capability to engineer. We will increase our aptitude to scale without depreciating our aptitude to synergize. Without meticulously-planned power shifts, schemas are forced to become visionary. FunCubator is the industry leader of web-enabled portals. We think that most vertical splash pages use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough XSLT. Without adequate web-readiness, platforms are forced to become six-sigma, co-branded. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our e-services but our aptitude to generate. What does the standard industry jargon-based term "portals" really mean? Quick: do you have a visionary strategy for coping with emerging innovative structuring? A company that can implement elegantly will (at some point) be able to seize correctly. A company that can optimize defiantly will (one day) be able to exploit defiantly. Your budget for innovating should be at least twice your budget for driving. Without bandwidth, you will lack infrastructures. The users factor is cross-media. We constantly benchmark turn-key partnerships. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's market! Our technology takes the best features of PHP and XML.