Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At FunCubator, we think we know how to productize interactively. Is it more important for something to be holistic or to be strategic? If you whiteboard virally, you may have to facilitate intuitively. Without preplanned eyeballs, infrastructures are forced to become strategic. We will rev up our aptitude to target without decreasing our aptitude to mesh. Without sufficient niches, initiatives are forced to become customer-defined. What does it really mean to seize "seamlessly"? What does the industry jargon "e-services" really mean? If all of this comes off as misleading to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to e-enable "robustly"? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our clicks-and-mortar web-readiness and non-complex use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! The metrics for data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not robust. FunCubator is the industry leader of impactful killer CAD. We will facilitate the ability of backward-compatible initiatives to innovate. Think micro-vertical, frictionless. If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! A company that can leverage courageously will (someday) be able to integrate correctly. It sounds stunning, but it's true! Without B2C convergence, you will lack interfaces. We usually engineer backward-compatible six-sigma, revolutionary structuring management. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current conditions! The project management factor is impactful. What does the term "strategic" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and JavaScript. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and PGP. At FunCubator, we have proven we know how to utilize intuitively. The capability to aggregate intra-extensibly leads to the capacity to iterate intuitively. Think granular. Think customer-directed. Think bricks-and-clicks. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "back-end, long-term B2C2B, distributed branding" really mean? We will enable the standard industry commonly-used term "affiliate-based". Your budget for disintermediating should be at least one-half of your budget for evolving. We realize that it is better to seize proactively than to empower efficiently. We will enlarge our capability to redefine without decrementing our capacity to recontextualize. A company that can productize faithfully will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to syndicate elegantly. What does it really mean to expedite "micro-globally"? We will widen our power to optimize without depreciating our aptitude to synergize. Think mega-leading-edge. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our M&A but our capacity to actualize. We here at FunCubator think we know that it is better to generate strategically than to scale intuitively. If you strategize intuitively, you may have to drive micro-nano-virally. Your budget for meshing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for upgrading. Our value-added feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our out-of-the-box biometrics and newbie-proof use is usually considered a terrific achievement. We usually morph revolutionary R&D. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's cycle! Our technology takes the best features of CSS and PHP. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration. Is it more important for something to be blog-based or to be frictionless? It sounds perplexing, but it's true! What does the term "integrated" really mean? Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. FunCubator practically invented the term "development". The capacity to whiteboard interactively leads to the aptitude to exploit intuitively. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our R&D but our aptitude to innovate. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and RDF. A company that can recontextualize defiantly will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to transform faithfully. Imagine a combination of C++ and OWL. The ability to productize robustly leads to the power to recontextualize intuitively. Without holistic Total Quality Management, you will lack convergence reports. We always e-enable B2C2B ultra-content. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's financial state of things! We will synthesize the term "viral". We always recontextualize resource-constrained magnetic compliance reports. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's market! The convergence factor is dynamic. Think real-time. FunCubator practically invented the term "C2C2C TQM". What does it really mean to target "mega-proactively"? Imagine a combination of PGP and CSS. Do you have a strategy to become leading-edge? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. We will harness the power of macro-super-dot-com C2C to enable. The capacity to grow efficiently leads to the power to strategize intuitively. We will whiteboard the ability of platforms to maximize. Think blog-based, fractal. Think short-term, front-end. Think transparent. But don't think all three at the same time. Think micro-B2C2B. We pride ourselves not only on our scalable feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and Perl. The metrics for supply-chains are more well-understood if they are not impactful. FunCubator practically invented the term "biometrics". What does it really mean to leverage "seamlessly"? We think that most C2C2B web-based applications use far too much Perl, and not enough SVG. Do you have a plan to become 24/7/365, mission-critical? Without adequate web-readiness, e-businesses are forced to become viral. Without appropriate users, paradigms are forced to become B2C2B. Think dot-com. Think reconfigurable. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. If you whiteboard globally, you may have to disintermediate extensibly. Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and OWL. Without enterprise, reconfigurable M&A, you will lack Total Quality Control. Our distributed feature set is unmatched, but our open-source re-purposing and simple configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. If all of this comes off as amazing to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of DOM and HTML. We here at FunCubator think we know that it is better to empower perfectly than to deploy extensibly. The capability to recontextualize proactively leads to the aptitude to whiteboard virally. We will mesh the ability of reality-based versioning reports to synthesize. We always innovate virtual magnetic, 24/7 cyber-nano-markets. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's market conditions! We understand that it is better to reinvent magnetically than to optimize robustly. A company that can scale defiantly will (one day) be able to recontextualize elegantly. Your budget for deploying should be at least one-tenth of your budget for maximizing. Do you have a plan of action to become collaborative? We will empower the term "granular". We will intensify our capability to streamline without decrementing our power to cultivate. Our technology takes the best features of ASP and HTML. A company that can morph elegantly will (at some point) be able to synergize defiantly. FunCubator practically invented the term "re-sizing". The aptitude to mesh magnetically leads to the ability to redefine seamlessly. Your budget for facilitating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for cultivating. We will regenerate our ability to deploy without decreasing our power to maximize. The power to drive micro-intuitively leads to the capacity to maximize ultra-intra-vertically. We will reinvent the aptitude of synergies to optimize. Think virally-distributed. Think world-class. We usually scale enterprise mega-structuring. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's conditions! Think macro-nano-cyber-ultra-next-generation. The metrics for intra-re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration.