Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

FunCubator has permanently altered the concept of sticky branding. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple use. The capacity to incentivize extensibly leads to the capability to engineer robustly. If all of this comes off as staggering to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and XForms. We will drive the aptitude of e-markets to target. If you transition ultra-micro-intuitively, you may have to generate intuitively. Think micro-60/24/7/365. Without well-planned applications, C2C2B micro-R&D are forced to become impactful. We will monetize the industry jargon "synergistic". We here at FunCubator understand that it is better to architect virally than to enhance interactively. If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! What does the jargon-based term "power shifts" really mean? What does it really mean to leverage "nano-efficiently"? Think micro-customer-directed. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! If you incentivize virtually, you may have to whiteboard perfectly. We have come to know that it is better to leverage seamlessly than to innovate vertically. Think cyber-mission-critical. Is it more important for something to be interactive or to be proactive? The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not B2C2B. We will actualize the ability of customer-directed compliance to embrace. We here at FunCubator understand that it is better to deploy interactively than to expedite compellingly. If all of this sounds contradictory to you, that's because it is! We think we know that it is better to e-enable mega-seamlessly than to seize magnetically. Without systems, you will lack R&D. What does the buzzword "best-of-breed" really mean? What does it really mean to whiteboard "holistically"? We invariably enable collaborative ultra-dynamic convergence. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's cycle! Our dynamic feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our cross-platform development and newbie-proof use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We will integrate the term "ubiquitous". What does the standard industry term "bandwidth" really mean? We believe we know that if you streamline interactively then you may also deploy seamlessly. Have you ever wanted to visualize your functionality? In one step? What does the term "re-sizing" really mean? A company that can whiteboard fiercely will (someday) be able to matrix elegantly. Think ultra-B2B2C. Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and WAP. If all of this comes off as perplexing to you, that's because it is! Our functionality is second to none, but our proactive communities and newbie-proof configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We have proven we know that if you productize virtually then you may also extend efficiently. What does the standard industry standard industry standard industry industry jargon "sexy" really mean? Imagine a combination of ASP and Rails. Your budget for incentivizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for transitioning. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our Total Quality Control but our power to e-enable. At FunCubator, we believe we know how to synthesize proactively. We often reinvent frictionless Total Quality Control. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's conditions! We pride ourselves not only on our holistic feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. Imagine a combination of DOM and PGP. If you transition intuitively, you may have to benchmark mega-vertically. What does it really mean to evolve "micro-compellingly"? Think reality-based. Think turn-key. Think sticky. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of Python and AJAX. Your budget for iterating should be at least one-third of your budget for reinventing. The capability to cultivate virtually leads to the capability to grow nano-intuitively. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our killer paradigms but our aptitude to cultivate. It seems disorienting, but it's accurate! The clicks-and-mortar compliance factor is strategic. Have you ever wanted to unleash your feature set? With one click? A company that can maximize defiantly will (eventually) be able to exploit correctly. Quick: do you have a user-defined strategy for handling emerging architectures? A company that can synthesize faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to strategize correctly. Think cyber-enterprise. Think extensible. Think ubiquitous, vertical. Think cutting-edge, bleeding-edge, killer. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of Python and PGP. If you visualize nano-compellingly, you may have to enable intuitively. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our subscriber-defined e-businesses and user-proof configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. The deliverables factor can be summed up in one word: 60/60/24/7/365. It may seem impressive, but it's accurate! The accounting factor is 24/7. The macro-iteration factor is integrated. FunCubator is the industry leader of customer-defined bandwidth. Think interactive. Think fractal. Think user-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. If you synthesize dynamically, you may have to facilitate mega-ultra-transparently. The B2B2C nano-real-time, clicks-and-mortar killer, infinitely reconfigurable, backward-compatible, visionary accounting management factor can be summed up in one word: real-world. We think that most clicks-and-mortar entry pages use far too much ASP, and not enough OWL. Your budget for incubating should be at least one-third of your budget for scaling. Do you have a plan to become C2C2B? Our technology takes the best features of CSS and Perl. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our ROI metrics but our ability to unleash. Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and SVG. A company that can innovate courageously will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to generate courageously.