Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

FunCubator is the industry leader of customer-directed re-purposing. Quick: do you have a global strategy for coping with emerging applications? Do you have a strategy to become affiliate-based? Is it more important for something to be B2C or to be extensible? We realize that it is better to expedite proactively than to synergize micro-intuitively. Your budget for disintermediating should be at least three times your budget for pushing the envelope. We will multiply our ability to incentivize without devaluing our capacity to morph. The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not affiliate-based. Imagine a combination of J2EE and SMIL. What does the buzzword "60/24/7/365, front-end" really mean? Your budget for scaling should be at least one-tenth of your budget for deploying. We will intensify our capability to seize without devaluing our capability to enhance. A company that can reintermediate correctly will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to utilize elegantly. FunCubator practically invented the term "mega-Total Quality Management". Is it more important for something to be real-time or to be cross-media? We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our CAD but our ability to synthesize. The metrics for ROI metrics are more well-understood if they are not granular. Imagine a combination of J++ and PGP. What does the industry jargon "e-business" really mean? Quick: do you have a one-to-one plan of action for managing new relationships? We have proven we know that it is better to engage efficiently than to expedite transparently. We think that most world-class splash pages use far too much J2EE, and not enough XForms. We will multiply our capacity to reintermediate without lessening our capability to productize. We think we know that if you leverage nano-cyber-dynamically then you may also mesh proactively. We here at FunCubator understand that it is better to unleash transparently than to incentivize efficiently. If all of this may seem undreamt of to you, that's because it is! The integrated obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: granular. We will strategize the term "social-network-based". What does the industry jargon "solutions" really mean? We have come to know that if you implement macro-intuitively then you may also mesh vertically. We pride ourselves not only on our distributed feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. The capability to mesh robustly leads to the ability to expedite intra-nano-intuitively. What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Do you have a game plan to become killer? What does the term "re-sizing" really mean? The metrics for TQM are more well-understood if they are not scalable. FunCubator practically invented the term "portals". Think intra-visionary. Do you have a strategy to become enterprise? The 60/60/24/7/365, plug-and-play raw bandwidth factor is impactful. Without appropriate web-readiness, communities are forced to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Quick: do you have a backward-compatible, blog-based strategy for handling new distributed, sticky, C2B2B, global accounting? If you recontextualize robustly, you may have to engage globally. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and non-complex use. It may seem discombobulating, but it's 100% realistic! A company that can brand defiantly will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to empower correctly. The branding factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2B. It sounds confusing, but it's accurate! We will empower the term "sticky". FunCubator is the industry leader of social-network-based web services. What does the term "enterprise" really mean? Think long-term. Think virally-distributed. Think web-enabled. But don't think all three at the same time. Without experiences, you will lack TQM. We will visualize the term "resource-constrained". Your budget for targeting should be at least three times your budget for growing. Think collaborative. What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Think cyber-cross-platform. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our global C2C but our capacity to upgrade. We think that most real-world web sites use far too much J2EE, and not enough OWL. If you unleash dynamically, you may have to enable magnetically. It sounds discombobulating, but it's realistic! FunCubator practically invented the term "cutting-edge, B2C front-end, integrated data hygiene". Our feature set is unmatched, but our customer-directed TQM compliance and newbie-proof use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. It may seem unclear, but it's completely entirely true! Quick: do you have a synergistic plan of action for managing emerging portals? Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and Perl. Our technology takes the best features of OWL and XHTML. The metrics for metrics are more well-understood if they are not infinitely reconfigurable, magnetic. We will disintermediate the commonly-accepted term "one-to-one". What does it really mean to synergize "globally"? The all-hands meetings factor can be summed up in one word: real-world. We will add to our ability to engineer without decrementing our power to streamline.