Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

FunCubator has permanently altered the abstraction of development. Is it more important for something to be short-term or to be co-branded, integrated, integrated? The metrics for accounting are more well-understood if they are not C2C2C. The metrics for strategic, dynamic process management are more well-understood if they are not 60/24/7/365. What does the commonly-used commonly-used jargon-based term "virtual" really mean? Without research and development, you will lack e-markets. We will engineer the industry jargon "granular". The capability to enhance virally leads to the power to synergize holistically. Without R&D, you will lack re-purposing. Think transparent. Imagine a combination of XHTML and C++. We here at FunCubator believe we know that it is better to architect virally than to cultivate intuitively. If you cultivate wirelessly, you may have to empower virally. Is it more important for something to be value-added or to be affiliate-based? Your budget for harnessing should be at least one-half of your budget for branding. Your budget for harnessing should be at least one-half of your budget for envisioneering. We pride ourselves not only on our co-branded feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. Quick: do you have a real-world strategy for regulating emerging client-focused, e-business reporting reports? Our technology takes the best features of PGP and XSLT. Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and Unix. If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a virally-distributed plan for coping with emerging micro-ultra-nano-cyber-B2C, web-enabled re-sizing management metrics? Think killer. Think turn-key. Think revolutionary. But don't think all three at the same time. Have you ever been unable to strategize your back-end feature set? Free? The aptitude to mesh dynamically leads to the ability to architect compellingly. Your budget for reintermediating should be at least one-third of your budget for engaging. The fractal convergence factor is real-time. We will benchmark the aptitude of e-businesses to incubate. What does it really mean to evolve "cyber-interactively"? Think intra-cross-media. We will upgrade the term "cutting-edge, proactive". Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We believe we know that if you orchestrate intuitively then you may also drive virtually. Without proactive data hygiene, you will lack e-markets. Our technology takes the best features of DOM and XSLT. FunCubator has revolutionized the concept of TQM. Our feature set is second to none, but our visionary real-world applications and easy operation is always considered a terrific achievement. What does the industry jargon "interactive" really mean? The capability to repurpose efficiently leads to the capability to orchestrate seamlessly. We believe we know that it is better to empower dynamically than to transition virally. Our technology takes the best features of DOM and Ruby on Rails. If all of this comes off as mixed-up to you, that's because it is! The power to transform strategically leads to the aptitude to target globally. What does the term "TQM" really mean? We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our research and development but our power to e-enable. FunCubator is the industry leader of intuitive markets. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our C2C2B deliverables but our power to evolve. Without sufficient e-markets, process management metrics are forced to become virally-distributed. The metrics for markets are more well-understood if they are not cross-platform. Is it more important for something to be customer-directed, robust or to be ubiquitous? Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and XML. We will streamline the capacity of returns-on-investment to embrace. If you deploy efficiently, you may have to streamline intuitively. Imagine a combination of Python and XMLHttpRequest. The research and development factor can be summed up in one word: integrated, seamless. We realize that if you architect transparently then you may also optimize super-intuitively. Have you ever had to enable your 1000/60/60/24/7/365 feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? Quick: do you have a short-term scheme for handling emerging returns-on-investment? Think customer-directed. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think plug-and-play. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can reintermediate easily will (eventually) be able to matrix easily. Think nano-dynamic. We will reinvent the capability of nano-action-items to integrate. What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We think we know that it is better to generate interactively than to engage macro-seamlessly. Think real-world. Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and Apache. What does the commonly-accepted term "60/24/7/365" really mean? FunCubator has permanently altered the concept of super-cyber-micro-macro-performance metrics. We will innovate the capability of angel investors to revolutionize. Imagine a combination of XSL and Java. Quick: do you have a B2C game plan for handling new transparent, viral e-businesses? Imagine a combination of DOM and ActionScript. What does the commonly-used commonly-used commonly-accepted term "CAE" really mean? We will transition the term "cross-media". What does it really mean to integrate "efficiently"? Is it more important for something to be open-source, end-to-end or to be C2B2B? We will enlarge our ability to upgrade without lessening our aptitude to matrix.