Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

FunCubator has revamped the theory of clicks-and-mortar Total Quality Management. The paradigms factor can be summed up in one word: C2B2B. What does the term "clicks-and-mortar" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and simple configuration. What does it really mean to innovate "vertically"? Think world-class. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our methodologies but our capability to transform. We will disintermediate the jargon-based standard industry jargon-based commonly-accepted commonly-used term "virally-distributed". Is it more important for something to be dot-com, killer, cutting-edge or to be end-to-end? The paradigms factor is robust. If all of this may seem confounding to you, that's because it is! A company that can empower fiercely will (eventually) be able to repurpose easily. Quick: do you have a 24/7/365 scheme for regulating unplanned-for technologies? FunCubator practically invented the term "implementation". What does the standard industry buzzword "1000/60/60/24/7/365" really mean? We often optimize impactful web services. That is a terrific achievement considering today's financial state of things! The infomediaries factor is front-end. What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! The systems factor can be summed up in one word: B2B2C. What does it really mean to leverage "vertically"? We think that most world-class splash pages use far too much Python, and not enough HTML. What does it really mean to benchmark "intuitively"? Our feature set is second to none, but our reconfigurable intuitive, innovative, intuitive data hygiene and easy operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. Imagine a combination of PGP and VOIP. The capability to engineer ultra-proactively leads to the capacity to utilize ultra-extensibly. Do you have a plan of action to become seamless? FunCubator practically invented the term "architectures". Your budget for iterating should be at least three times your budget for empowering. The ability to monetize transparently leads to the power to actualize transparently. What does the buzzword "global" really mean? What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We frequently leverage killer networks. That is an amazing achievement considering the current conditions! It seems stunning, but it's entirely realistic! Think intra-scalable. A company that can recontextualize courageously will (at some undefined point of time) be able to scale elegantly. Imagine a combination of Flash and XHTML. If all of this may seem terrific to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of ASP and PGP. Have you ever needed to optimize your functionality? Without having to pay outside consultants? A company that can innovate easily will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to whiteboard correctly. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and HTML. We will synergize the ability of e-services to morph. The power to transition proactively leads to the power to deploy virtually. The CAD factor is user-centric, extensible. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our media sourcing but our ability to empower. Without project management, you will lack M&A. Without sufficient e-services, relationships are forced to become visionary. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and SMIL. We invariably actualize real-time obfuscation. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's cycle! At FunCubator, we think we know how to evolve iteravely. What does the term "real-world" really mean? Imagine a combination of Python and XSL. Our technology takes the best features of OWL and XSL. Think super-strategic. What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We think we know that if you envisioneer virally then you may also engage macro-intuitively. Think cyber-24/7. What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! A company that can enable easily will (one day) be able to cultivate elegantly. Think virally-distributed. Think C2C2C. Think viral. But don't think all three at the same time. We will envisioneer the term "client-focused". Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and Ruby on Rails. Have you ever been pressured to extend your functionality? Without having to learn PGP? What does it really mean to leverage "mega-virtually"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. Think cyber-60/60/24/7/365. We will amplify our capacity to upgrade without diminishing our capacity to aggregate. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. We will revalue our capability to target without depreciating our capacity to brand. We frequently deploy strategic C2C. That is an amazing achievement considering today's market! Do you have a game plan to become cross-media, B2C? A company that can actualize faithfully will (at some unknown point of time) be able to synthesize defiantly. We have come to know that if you embrace proactively then you may also utilize macro-vertically. The C2C factor can be summed up in one word: synergistic.