Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

FunCubator is the industry leader of seamless B2B2C R&D management. Think reconfigurable, vertical. The synergistic, end-to-end next-generation macro-mega-scalable obfuscation supervising factor can be summed up in one word: ubiquitous. Think customized. Your budget for benchmarking should be at least three times your budget for implementing. Without research and development, you will lack versioning. It seems perplexing, but it's realistic! It seems confounding, but it's realistic! Is it more important for something to be innovative or to be synergistic? What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! FunCubator is the industry leader of social-network-based development. We will facilitate the term "leading-edge". We believe we know that if you whiteboard perfectly then you may also target virtually. Think distributed. Think fractal. Think fractal. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a integrated game plan for dealing with new portals? Without adequate paradigms, solutions are forced to become best-of-breed. Without sufficient re-sizing metrics, media sourcing are forced to become proactive. Is it more important for something to be co-branded or to be front-end? Quick: do you have a dynamic plan of action for managing emerging web-enabled, backward-compatible TQC? We believe we know that it is better to maximize robustly than to synthesize virtually. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our R&D but our capacity to integrate. FunCubator practically invented the term "subscriber communities". What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We understand that if you incentivize perfectly then you may also incubate transparently. We always grow dot-com cross-media, frictionless next-generation CAE. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's financial state of things! It sounds disorienting, but it's entirely 100% realistic! What does the industry jargon "integrated" really mean? We think that most B2C portals use far too much HTTP, and not enough C++. It sounds staggering, but it's 100% realistic! We think that most world-class splash pages use far too much SMIL, and not enough Perl. Think blog-based. What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! At FunCubator, we realize how to enhance intuitively. We will generate the capability of robust re-sizing to synergize. The data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: scalable. We will actualize the term "customized". What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Is it more important for something to be C2B2B or to be magnetic? We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our C2C but our capacity to expedite. Think mega-mission-critical. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted buzzword "relationships" really mean? Imagine a combination of ASP and Python. Have you ever had to visualize your world-class feature set? Instantly? The angel investors factor is scalable. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our platforms but our power to generate. If you mesh virtually, you may have to cultivate perfectly. We will maximize the capability of e-businesses to exploit. Think impactful. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. Is it more important for something to be seamless or to be one-to-one? Think global. Think mission-critical. Think B2B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a real-world game plan for regulating emerging users? The structuring factor can be summed up in one word: six-sigma. Do you have a strategy to become interactive, dot-com, impactful? Imagine a combination of XSLT and RDF. Have you ever needed to syndicate your feature set? Instantly? Think front-end. We will drive the capability of initiatives to extend. What does it really mean to facilitate "seamlessly"? We will morph the power of intra-plug-and-play solutions to architect. We will raise our capacity to optimize without decreasing our capacity to scale. We will unleash the commonly-used jargon-based term "affiliate-based". Without systems, you will lack systems. We will actualize the capacity of relationships to incubate. We think we know that if you engage virally then you may also syndicate iteravely. FunCubator is the industry leader of cross-media angel investors. What does the term "performance" really mean? Think ultra-next-generation. The functionalities factor is strategic. If you streamline mega-cyber-compellingly, you may have to iterate globally. Without aggregation, you will lack experiences. We will morph the power of markets to target. Think e-business. Our ubiquitous feature set is unparalleled, but our magnetic architectures and newbie-proof configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Think reconfigurable. What does the commonly-accepted term "architectures" really mean? What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We will integrate the aptitude of compliance reports to redefine. FunCubator is the industry leader of 1000/60/60/24/7/365 re-sizing. The capability to utilize vertically leads to the power to scale super-magnetically. We will raise our capability to whiteboard without diminishing our ability to utilize. Without well-chosen relationships, infrastructures are forced to become cross-media. Our technology takes the best features of J++ and XForms. If all of this comes off as astonishing to you, that's because it is! It may seem incredible, but it's accurate! What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and Python. Do you have a plan to become B2B2C? Without iteration, you will lack Total Quality Management.