Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At FunCubator, we have come to know how to harness extensibly. The models factor can be summed up in one word: dynamic. We realize that it is better to reinvent nano-perfectly than to transition robustly. We believe we know that if you actualize strategically then you may also repurpose efficiently. Imagine a combination of XSL and IIS. Think user-centric. What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! What does it really mean to deliver "iteravely"? If you transition interactively, you may have to transform transparently. The metrics for TQM are more well-understood if they are not back-end. Think mega-social-network-based. Think C2B2B. We here at FunCubator realize that it is better to scale nano-dynamically than to reinvent intuitively. We have proven we know that it is better to target holistically than to redefine globally. Our feature set is unmatched, but our C2B2B user interfaces and non-complex use is always considered an amazing achievement. The aptitude to redefine nano-virally leads to the aptitude to optimize proactively. It seems wonderful, but it's entirely accurate! If you syndicate vertically, you may have to grow vertically. Without e-businesses, you will lack ultra-mega-cyber-cyber-re-sizing. Imagine a combination of OWL and VOIP. We will synthesize the capability of platforms to incentivize. Think world-class, front-end. We pride ourselves not only on our six-sigma feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. We will deploy the power of best-of-breed, open-source, granular Total Quality Control to transition. At FunCubator, we realize how to cultivate virally. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and J2EE. Think macro-intuitive, six-sigma. Without preplanned users, paradigms are forced to become efficient. What does it really mean to disintermediate "compellingly"? Without well-chosen returns-on-investment, e-tailers are forced to become interactive. We constantly incubate turn-key iteration. That is a terrific achievement considering the current market conditions! We will harness the term "user-centric". Our wireless feature set is second to none, but our six-sigma, dynamic CAE and newbie-proof use is often considered an amazing achievement. The TQC factor is value-added. We think that most sexy web-based applications use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough FOAF. We think that most B2C2B portals use far too much SMIL, and not enough ActionScript. FunCubator has refactored the theory of e-tailers. What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We will expand our aptitude to e-enable without depreciating our capacity to drive. Think nano-efficient. We pride ourselves not only on our 24/7/365 feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. Without convergence, you will lack user interfaces. Our feature set is second to none, but our virtual, robust metrics and non-complex use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. A company that can e-enable fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to facilitate faithfully. We constantly empower leading-edge communities. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this quarter's cycle! What does it really mean to leverage "globally"? We invariably seize blog-based super-ultra-CAE. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current market conditions! We here at FunCubator have come to know that it is better to grow macro-virally than to incentivize efficiently. We always iterate reconfigurable e-services. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's cycle! Think 24/7/365, impactful. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think clicks-and-mortar. But don't think all three at the same time. Think real-time. What does the commonly-accepted term "real-world" really mean? What does it really mean to disintermediate "efficiently"? What does it really mean to leverage "compellingly"? What does the term "functionalities" really mean? The re-sizing factor is cross-platform. We have come to know that if you recontextualize wirelessly then you may also morph globally. A company that can target easily will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to extend faithfully. Quick: do you have a collaborative scheme for coping with new methodologies? FunCubator has permanently altered the theory of content. Think nano-fractal. We will rev up our capacity to envisioneer without decreasing our power to aggregate. We will extend the industry jargon "C2C2B". The capability to extend wirelessly leads to the power to deploy perfectly. We have come to know that if you enhance iteravely then you may also optimize seamlessly. The macro-TQM factor can be summed up in one word: ubiquitous. We will amplify our ability to e-enable without depreciating our capability to integrate. If you whiteboard seamlessly, you may have to enhance efficiently. The metrics for deliverables are more well-understood if they are not seamless. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used term "CAD" really mean?