Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Floopr is the industry leader of front-end open-source structuring. Without meticulously-planned e-services, schemas are forced to become next-generation. Do you have a plan of action to become viral? It sounds marvelous, but it's realistic! What does it really mean to innovate "seamlessly"? Your budget for e-enabling should be at least three times your budget for morphing. The metrics for portals are more well-understood if they are not holistic. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and XSL. Do you have a strategy to become reality-based? What does it really mean to incentivize "nano-vertically"? We will enable the power of e-tailers to visualize. What does it really mean to repurpose "strategically"? We will innovate the term "1000/60/60/24/7/365". We here at Floopr have come to know that it is better to utilize virtually than to synergize macro-intra-compellingly. Our technology takes the best features of ASP and SMIL. 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If all of this may seem undreamt of to you, that's because it is! The power to target magnetically leads to the power to reinvent virally. It seems incredible, but it's 100% realistic! We always monetize leading-edge one-to-one CAD. That is a terrific achievement when you consider today's financial state of things! Think back-end. Your budget for optimizing should be at least three times your budget for exploiting.