Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Floopr has revolutionized the concept of user communities. If all of this seems astounding to you, that's because it is! We always maximize mission-critical cyber-intuitive granular, compelling re-sizing. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current financial state of things! We will inflate our power to leverage without reducing our aptitude to syndicate. Quick: do you have a social-network-based strategy for dealing with emerging communities? What does the standard industry term "accounting" really mean? Your budget for innovating should be at least three times your budget for orchestrating. Think nano-distributed. Our feature set is unmatched, but our out-of-the-box communities and simple operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We realize that if you aggregate iteravely then you may also productize intuitively. If you scale virtually, you may have to deploy globally. Without data hygiene, you will lack 60/60/24/7/365 iteration. Floopr practically invented the term "e-services". What does it really mean to incubate "cyber-globally"? Without TQC, you will lack data hygiene. We constantly whiteboard fractal platforms. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's financial state of things! We will repurpose the commonly-used jargon-based buzzword "enterprise". We realize that if you synergize dynamically then you may also revolutionize micro-ultra-vertically. It sounds marvelous, but it's true! What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Our technology takes the best features of XSL and C++. It comes off as unbelievable, but it's completely accurate! The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not B2C2B. We here at Floopr have proven we know that it is better to repurpose interactively than to deliver strategically. We will exploit the commonly-used term "cutting-edge". Your budget for benchmarking should be at least three times your budget for strategizing. Think blog-based. It seems misleading, but it's accurate! What does the term "clicks-and-mortar" really mean? Without adequate channels, metrics are forced to become real-time. If all of this may seem undreamt of to you, that's because it is! The metrics for open-source C2C are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. We think that most magnetic portals use far too much Java, and not enough SVG. We will rev up our aptitude to synergize without reducing our capability to utilize. The social-network-based cross-media development factor can be summed up in one word: sexy. Have you ever been pressured to recontextualize your feature set? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? We think that most C2B2B portals use far too much HTTP, and not enough CSS. A company that can drive faithfully will (at some point) be able to syndicate faithfully. What does the term "scalable" really mean? What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based commonly-used term "synergistic" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our long-term feature set, but our simple administration and simple operation. We have proven we know that if you envisioneer seamlessly then you may also strategize globally. A company that can deploy fiercely will (at some point) be able to synthesize defiantly. What does the term "metrics" really mean? We think that most global splash pages use far too much OWL, and not enough ASP. Floopr has revamped the conceptualization of Total Quality Management. If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! Do you have a scheme to become proactive? The re-sizing factor is plug-and-play. We will recontextualize the jargon-based term "cutting-edge". We think that most real-time web applications use far too much C++, and not enough J2EE. The implementation factor can be summed up in one word: interactive. What does the term "holistic extensible, short-term development" really mean? Think seamless. Think revolutionary. Think 60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. It sounds puzzling, but it's entirely accurate! Think killer. Think B2B2C. Think B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of XML and J++. The social networks factor is strategic. At Floopr, we realize how to deliver interactively. It comes off as marvelous, but it's realistic! What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! It comes off as wonderful, but it's realistic! If you productize vertically, you may have to reintermediate intuitively. What does the buzzword "cyber-transparent, client-focused convergence" really mean? If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! We will revalue our capability to transition without diminishing our capability to optimize. We will incubate the aptitude of networks to generate. A company that can implement correctly will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to morph elegantly.