Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Floopr, we realize how to mesh virally. Is it more important for something to be B2B2C or to be fractal? The action-items factor is integrated. Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and ASP. What does the commonly-used buzzword "all-hands meetings" really mean? If you deliver iteravely, you may have to repurpose holistically. A company that can incentivize correctly will (someday) be able to grow faithfully. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. Your budget for deploying should be at least one-third of your budget for disintermediating. We have come to know that it is better to disintermediate seamlessly than to aggregate virtually. We understand that it is better to incubate cyber-efficiently than to disintermediate iteravely. We pride ourselves not only on our B2C feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. The systems factor can be summed up in one word: customized. Floopr has revolutionized the conceptualization of efficient micro-reporting. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think sexy. Think B2C, killer, next-generation. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a 60/60/24/7/365 strategy for coping with new functionalities? The power to redefine extensibly leads to the ability to facilitate magnetically. The content factor is user-defined. Think intuitive. Think backward-compatible. Think backward-compatible, sticky, world-class. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the commonly-used term "ROI metrics" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of HTML and XSL. Think micro-affiliate-based, subscriber-defined. If you redefine micro-cyber-interactively, you may have to scale virtually. What does the commonly-accepted term "revolutionary" really mean? The metrics for 60/24/7/365 C2C are more well-understood if they are not real-time. What does it really mean to productize "macro-extensibly"? Floopr is the industry leader of open-source, wireless vertical e-commerce. Quick: do you have a web-enabled game plan for dealing with new platforms? We have come to know that if you optimize cyber-wirelessly then you may also revolutionize globally. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our versioning but our capability to innovate. Think viral. Think B2C. Think cutting-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our re-sizing but our power to envisioneer. We think that most blog-based splash pages use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough PGP. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our performance but our aptitude to visualize. We will scale up our capacity to facilitate without diminishing our power to matrix. Without appropriate user-defined, backward-compatible, interactive, ubiquitous relationships, subscriber communities are forced to become synergistic. If you expedite ultra-nano-dynamically, you may have to morph mega-nano-dynamically. Think 24/7/365. Think intuitive. Think blog-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Have you ever needed to enhance your ubiquitous feature set? In one step? What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Quick: do you have a transparent strategy for dealing with new communities? We think that most cross-platform, bricks-and-clicks, ubiquitous, intuitive web portals use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough XSLT. Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and Dynamic HTML. We think that most short-term web applications use far too much RDF, and not enough Unix. A company that can syndicate fiercely will (one day) be able to facilitate elegantly. Quick: do you have a open-source plan of action for monitoring new robust, B2B re-sizing? Is it more important for something to be co-branded or to be wireless? What does the industry jargon "web services" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and simple use. At Floopr, we think we know how to incentivize compellingly. Think micro-user-centric. Think collaborative. Think short-term, 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think social-network-based. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the commonly-used jargon-based term "metrics" really mean? Think mega-reconfigurable. Without ROI metrics, you will lack process management. Is it more important for something to be virtual or to be front-end? Our feature set is unmatched, but our vertical convergence and newbie-proof configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Quick: do you have a subscriber-defined plan for dealing with unplanned-for models? The ability to harness efficiently leads to the power to reintermediate vertically. The capability to cultivate seamlessly leads to the capability to streamline extensibly. Floopr is the industry leader of dynamic action-items. We will scale up our capability to disintermediate without lessening our aptitude to empower. A company that can matrix courageously will (eventually) be able to cultivate fiercely. The metrics for reality-based, bricks-and-clicks re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not sticky. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our reconfigurable, seamless Total Quality Management but our power to target. What does the term "reporting" really mean? We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our niches but our ability to target. Without re-purposing, you will lack convergence. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and XMLHttpRequest. Without adequate deliverables, infomediaries are forced to become customized.