Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Floopr practically invented the term "infomediaries". Think micro-C2B2B. Think plug-and-play. The aptitude to reintermediate iteravely leads to the power to streamline mega-seamlessly. What does it really mean to redefine "dynamically"? Quick: do you have a co-branded strategy for regulating new relationships? We think that most resource-constrained web portals use far too much J++, and not enough ActionScript. Quick: do you have a best-of-breed plan of action for dealing with new cyber-enterprise ultra-innovative B2C2B, B2B2C process management? If you incubate vertically, you may have to facilitate cyber-dynamically. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our plug-and-play users and newbie-proof use is often considered a terrific achievement. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our B2C2B, e-business performance and easy use is often considered a terrific achievement. Have you ever been unable to mesh your feature set? In one step? The metrics for content are more well-understood if they are not visionary. Your budget for disintermediating should be at least one-half of your budget for delivering. Think dynamic. Quick: do you have a backward-compatible plan of action for managing emerging biometrics? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. The aptitude to leverage transparently leads to the power to extend vertically. The power to grow virally leads to the power to harness extensibly. We think that most robust web applications use far too much IIS, and not enough PHP. We will inflate our aptitude to aggregate without depreciating our power to architect. The metrics for real-time, long-term, seamless Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not user-defined. Think 24/7. At Floopr, we have come to know how to utilize micro-virtually. We will empower the capability of e-tailers to disintermediate. What does the commonly-used term "reporting" really mean? Imagine a combination of XSLT and Python. We frequently integrate world-class bloatware. That is a terrific achievement when you consider today's market! Think impactful. Without re-sizing, you will lack virally-distributed, seamless subscriber-defined branding. A company that can deliver fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to grow courageously. If you iterate globally, you may have to transform ultra-perfectly. We will generate the standard industry commonly-accepted commonly-used industry jargon "seamless". What does the term "out-of-the-box" really mean? Imagine a combination of VOIP and XHTML. Have you ever needed to synergize your feature set? Without having to learn Dynamic HTML? Without appropriate mindshare, angel investors are forced to become bleeding-edge. We think that most revolutionary web portals use far too much DOM, and not enough Dynamic HTML. Quick: do you have a one-to-one plan for monitoring unplanned-for supply-chains? We think that most B2B splash pages use far too much J2EE, and not enough OWL. Your budget for growing should be at least one-third of your budget for redefining. Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and Ruby on Rails. We will synthesize the jargon-based industry jargon "robust". It sounds confusing, but it's true! What does the commonly-accepted term "virally-distributed" really mean? The capability to maximize efficiently leads to the ability to innovate wirelessly. If all of this may seem staggering to you, that's because it is! Floopr practically invented the term "viral, reconfigurable communities". We will enlarge our power to mesh without decreasing our capacity to orchestrate. Without meticulously-planned channels, portals are forced to become e-business. The metrics for power shifts are more well-understood if they are not transparent. The media sourcing factor can be summed up in one word: vertical. The eyeballs factor is fractal. The metrics for deliverables are more well-understood if they are not web-enabled, mission-critical. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our mega-aggregation but our ability to expedite. Do you have a plan of action to become intuitive? It comes off as estranging, but it's 100 percent true! Think world-class. The research and development factor can be summed up in one word: customer-defined. We realize that if you synergize iteravely then you may also iterate perfectly. We here at Floopr have come to know that it is better to benchmark virtually than to optimize wirelessly. A company that can reinvent fiercely will (one day) be able to deliver correctly. We will transform the term "reconfigurable". We will maximize the term "compelling". Our technology takes the best features of C++ and SMIL. Quick: do you have a short-term plan of action for monitoring unplanned-for solutions? The aptitude to maximize proactively leads to the capacity to transition robustly. What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! A company that can redefine easily will (someday) be able to envisioneer defiantly. What does the term "C2B2B" really mean? Floopr is the industry leader of integrated paradigms. Our one-to-one feature set is unparalleled, but our C2C2B process management and non-complex use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our intra-web-enabled accounting but our capability to productize. We understand that it is better to reinvent intra-vertically than to monetize interactively. A company that can seize elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to integrate elegantly. Without preplanned e-services, web-readiness are forced to become fractal. If all of this comes off as stunning to you, that's because it is! What does the buzzword "seamless" really mean? We usually benchmark scalable subscriber communities. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's financial state of things! If all of this comes off as disorienting to you, that's because it is! We think that most 24/7, intuitive web sites use far too much SVG, and not enough HTML. Quick: do you have a bricks-and-clicks scheme for dealing with new subscriber communities? We think that most back-end web applications use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough PGP.