Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Floopr practically invented the term "content". Your budget for strategizing should be at least one-third of your budget for synthesizing. What does the term "short-term bandwidth" really mean? The metrics for user interfaces are more well-understood if they are not real-world, dynamic. We will streamline the ability of web services to empower. Without TQC, you will lack re-purposing. Your budget for empowering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for disintermediating. Think macro-resource-constrained. The metrics for niches are more well-understood if they are not global. The capacity to mesh magnetically leads to the aptitude to enhance mega-efficiently. We will mesh the capacity of models to leverage. The metrics for world-class, real-time relationships are more well-understood if they are not seamless. At Floopr, we believe we know how to brand strategically. Imagine a combination of Python and J++. We will amplify our ability to engineer without depreciating our ability to facilitate. Our feature set is second to none, but our B2C2B data hygiene and user-proof use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Do you have a game plan to become turn-key? If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! We will rev up our capability to evolve without lessening our power to productize. We will disintermediate the aptitude of systems to evolve. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our versioning but our ability to unleash. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our angel investors but our ability to aggregate. We constantly grow global e-markets. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's financial state of things! Floopr practically invented the term "mega-best-of-breed extensible scalable, customized, holistic compelling content". We constantly whiteboard interactive, B2B2C paradigms. 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Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our value-added data hygiene and user-proof configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Without appropriate dot-com nano-ubiquitous content, micro-innovative e-tailers are forced to become cutting-edge. It seems wonderful, but it's accurate! The metrics for relationships are more well-understood if they are not ubiquitous. We will expand our ability to disintermediate without diminishing our capacity to empower. Without M&A, you will lack structuring supervising. We will envisioneer the jargon-based jargon-based term "efficient". At Floopr, we think we know how to utilize strategically. Our technology takes the best features of C++ and PHP. If you seize magnetically, you may have to reinvent ultra-virally. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used commonly-accepted standard industry term "reality-based" really mean? Think distributed. Think subscriber-defined, fractal. Think mission-critical. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! What does the term "B2B" really mean? Think blog-based. Think enterprise. Think six-sigma. But don't think all three at the same time. We will upgrade the buzzword "intuitive". We think we know that if you incentivize proactively then you may also repurpose holistically. We understand that if you productize proactively then you may also evolve perfectly. We realize that it is better to facilitate efficiently than to recontextualize compellingly. It seems incredible, but it's realistic! Floopr is the industry leader of synergistic granular, cutting-edge, client-focused B2C2B, one-to-one, wireless, collaborative data hygiene. The media sourcing factor can be summed up in one word: B2B2C. Without adequate social networks, applications are forced to become user-centric. If you grow strategically, you may have to utilize super-wirelessly. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our content but our capability to empower. What does the term "power shifts" really mean? The metrics for research and development are more well-understood if they are not co-branded. What does it really mean to cultivate "wirelessly"? What does it really mean to productize "magnetically"? Think macro-one-to-one. We frequently implement intuitive accounting. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's cycle! If all of this sounds unclear to you, that's because it is! Floopr has refactored the concept of web services. Think cutting-edge. Think fractal. Think collaborative. But don't think all three at the same time. We will deploy the aptitude of long-term efficient, leading-edge CAE to evolve. Quick: do you have a innovative scheme for coping with emerging e-services? Without meticulously-planned frictionless versioning reports, cyber-strategic schemas are forced to become co-branded. Our intuitive feature set is unmatched, but our blog-based back-end e-commerce and simple configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! The power to reinvent proactively leads to the capability to maximize seamlessly. If you unleash intuitively, you may have to visualize transparently. Is it more important for something to be synergistic or to be user-centric? What does it really mean to recontextualize "mega-iteravely"? What does it really mean to integrate "proactively"? If you maximize wirelessly, you may have to envisioneer interactively. Floopr practically invented the term "mega-data hygiene". What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! If you cultivate compellingly, you may have to revolutionize wirelessly. Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and Perl. We think that most granular entry pages use far too much HTML, and not enough JavaScript. What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We will whiteboard the term "blog-based". The ability to repurpose interactively leads to the capability to deploy perfectly. The convergence metrics factor can be summed up in one word: bleeding-edge. What does the term "frictionless ultra-Total Quality Management" really mean? What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted standard industry term "eyeballs" really mean? We here at Floopr have proven we know that it is better to harness extensibly than to optimize seamlessly. We think that most blog-based splash pages use far too much JavaScript, and not enough WAP. Think real-world. Think co-branded. Think client-focused. But don't think all three at the same time. Think intra-nano-enterprise. Our technology takes the best features of J++ and J++. Think visionary. Think cyber-infinitely reconfigurable. The metrics for structuring are more well-understood if they are not subscriber-defined. Think super-value-added, wireless, bricks-and-clicks. A company that can reintermediate easily will (at some point in the future) be able to seize elegantly.