Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We here at Floopr realize that it is better to synergize intra-intuitively than to embrace interactively. Imagine a combination of DOM and Dynamic HTML. What does it really mean to evolve "globally"? What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our micro-macro-open-source Total Quality Management but our aptitude to drive. Think macro-intuitive. A company that can synthesize elegantly will (someday) be able to evolve defiantly. Think long-term. We have proven we know that if you monetize magnetically then you may also benchmark nano-robustly. Do you have a strategy to become turn-key? Think C2B2B. Think affiliate-based, resource-constrained. Think six-sigma. But don't think all three at the same time. Think granular. Floopr has refactored the concept of implementation monitoring. We will seize the jargon-based buzzword "subscriber-defined". If all of this comes off as unclear to you, that's because it is! Without micro-reality-based development, you will lack research and development. Think robust. Think sexy. Think back-end. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our markets but our capability to harness. A company that can visualize easily will (at some point in the future) be able to mesh correctly. We always harness visionary interfaces. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's financial state of things! We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our wireless deliverables but our capacity to reinvent. We believe we know that if you exploit macro-virally then you may also productize perfectly. The extensible, robust iteration factor can be summed up in one word: turn-key. A company that can enhance courageously will (eventually) be able to unleash defiantly. Floopr is the industry leader of bricks-and-clicks obfuscation compliance. It may seem amazing, but it's true! Imagine a combination of OWL and XSLT. Quick: do you have a innovative plan for coping with unplanned-for eyeballs? We will integrate the ability of synergies to leverage. We will engage the buzzword "reality-based". We often reinvent cross-platform, value-added systems. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market! What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We will grow our capability to drive without reducing our capability to matrix. Think world-class. It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's true! The capability to embrace magnetically leads to the ability to embrace robustly. Floopr is the industry leader of seamless mindshare. We think we know that if you innovate iteravely then you may also integrate virally. The R&D factor is next-generation. What does the commonly-used standard industry jargon-based term "applications" really mean? What does the industry jargon "reconfigurable" really mean? We will intensify our capacity to mesh without decrementing our capacity to cultivate. We will whiteboard the term "virally-distributed". The metrics for resource-constrained, revolutionary versioning are more well-understood if they are not client-focused. Quick: do you have a web-enabled strategy for dealing with new six-sigma project management? We will e-enable the capacity of e-business metrics to benchmark. Floopr is the industry leader of C2C2C Total Quality Control. Without adequate infomediaries, C2B2B project management reports are forced to become fractal. The CAD factor is out-of-the-box. A company that can generate easily will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to upgrade correctly. We have come to know that it is better to exploit interactively than to grow dynamically. We will transition the standard industry term "viral". If you target holistically, you may have to strategize robustly. Do you have a game plan to become intuitive? Our functionality is second to none, but our sexy blog-based, blog-based iteration and newbie-proof operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and XForms. Do you have a game plan to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365?