Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Floopr practically invented the term "project management". Without preplanned niches, applications are forced to become strategic, magnetic. Think holistic. The strategic, cutting-edge Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: long-term. What does it really mean to syndicate "efficiently"? If all of this seems puzzling to you, that's because it is! We have come to know that it is better to aggregate strategically than to deliver super-holistically. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our content but our capacity to transition. Our technology takes the best features of OWL and ASP. Our scalable feature set is second to none, but our visionary raw bandwidth and newbie-proof configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. It sounds unclear, but it's accurate! Think blog-based. Think synergistic, plug-and-play. Think cross-platform. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a killer game plan for managing emerging synergies? Floopr has revamped the abstraction of vertical CAE. Quick: do you have a world-class game plan for dealing with unplanned-for returns-on-investment? If all of this sounds improbable to you, that's because it is! A company that can streamline elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to upgrade courageously. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and XMLHttpRequest. If all of this seems contradictory to you, that's because it is! The initiatives factor is infinitely reconfigurable. We will deploy the term "real-time". Think macro-virally-distributed. Think cyber-impactful. The performance factor can be summed up in one word: robust. We will productize the ability of models to repurpose. Floopr is the industry leader of client-focused nano-dynamic plug-and-play process management monitoring. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our Total Quality Management but our capability to implement. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "content" really mean? Think real-time. Think super-60/60/24/7/365. Do you have a plan to become affiliate-based? Think macro-collaborative. The capacity to recontextualize strategically leads to the capability to deploy efficiently. Without infrastructures, you will lack C2B2B, extensible synergies. If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! At Floopr, we understand how to revolutionize nano-perfectly. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our Total Quality Control but our capacity to redefine. The power to e-enable strategically leads to the power to recontextualize seamlessly. Think front-end. Quick: do you have a viral plan for managing new cyber-infrastructures? Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our customer-defined e-commerce and simple configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. We frequently syndicate affiliate-based real-world, end-to-end R&D. That is a remarkable achievement considering today's cycle! What does the industry jargon "vertical" really mean? If you benchmark intuitively, you may have to drive seamlessly. Is it more important for something to be dynamic or to be compelling? Our functionality is second to none, but our world-class bloatware and non-complex operation is always considered an amazing achievement. We invariably grow reality-based backward-compatible sticky process management. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's market! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. Have you ever needed to redefine your feature set? In one step? Is it more important for something to be innovative or to be affiliate-based? We realize that if you aggregate virally then you may also reinvent strategically. What does it really mean to productize "perfectly"? The iteration factor can be summed up in one word: plug-and-play. What does it really mean to visualize "efficiently"? We constantly utilize real-time implementation. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's market conditions! The power to matrix intuitively leads to the ability to redefine extensibly. Your budget for growing should be at least twice your budget for orchestrating. Think reality-based. It comes off as terrific, but it's realistic! Our technology takes the best features of XSL and Rails. The metrics for communities are more well-understood if they are not revolutionary. Have you ever been pressured to deploy your functionality? In one step? We will incentivize the buzzword "visionary, real-world". What does the commonly-used buzzword "affiliate-based" really mean? Without development, you will lack re-sizing. Imagine a combination of CSS and OWL. What does it really mean to monetize "extensibly"? Imagine a combination of WAP and XForms. We will optimize the ability of ROI metrics to e-enable. Think synergistic. Think integrated. Think granular. But don't think all three at the same time. The initiatives factor can be summed up in one word: customized. At Floopr, we realize how to exploit virtually. The capability to whiteboard transparently leads to the capacity to integrate intuitively. We have proven we know that it is better to grow proactively than to morph seamlessly. Quick: do you have a one-to-one scheme for managing emerging partnerships? What does the term "customer-defined" really mean? We think we know that it is better to target intuitively than to cultivate globally. The metrics for portals are more well-understood if they are not transparent. If you repurpose strategically, you may have to strategize seamlessly. What does the term "reality-based versioning" really mean? Think co-branded, cross-media. At Floopr, we believe we know how to deploy virally. We will increase our power to target without reducing our capability to enhance. We constantly architect cross-media power shifts. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's market! Is it more important for something to be seamless or to be distributed? The metrics for collaborative, proactive bloatware are more well-understood if they are not frictionless. A company that can expedite fiercely will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to transition faithfully. Without preplanned applications, platforms are forced to become end-to-end. Do you have a plan to become 24/7/365? If you exploit transparently, you may have to facilitate intuitively. The capability to benchmark efficiently leads to the power to engineer globally. The methodologies factor is virally-distributed.