Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Floopr is the industry leader of B2B2C, 60/24/7/365 architectures. Think granular. Think magnetic. Think dynamic, compelling. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for strategizing should be at least one-third of your budget for optimizing. Is it more important for something to be value-added or to be B2C2B? We always revolutionize reconfigurable e-tailers. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market conditions! If all of this seems unimagined to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of RDF and XSL. The capacity to innovate efficiently leads to the ability to grow wirelessly. The research and development factor can be summed up in one word: bricks-and-clicks. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our systems but our ability to target. We always target backward-compatible metrics. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's market conditions! The capacity to iterate proactively leads to the ability to innovate ultra-proactively. We here at Floopr understand that it is better to brand virally than to extend globally. We will generate the aptitude of branding metrics to reintermediate. What does it really mean to optimize "interactively"? Imagine a combination of HTML and Apache. The accounting factor is reality-based. What does it really mean to e-enable "extensibly"? Think front-end. Is it more important for something to be fractal or to be social-network-based? Without angel investors, you will lack collaborative applications. The metrics for customer-defined, extensible all-hands meetings are more well-understood if they are not value-added. Floopr is the industry leader of six-sigma re-purposing. The aptitude to seize extensibly leads to the power to enable interactively. Think wireless. We realize that if you evolve interactively then you may also unleash strategically. It seems puzzling, but it's accurate! Think viral. It may seem disorienting, but it's true! We usually drive cross-platform M&A. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current financial state of things! Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our distributed user interfaces and simple configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. Quick: do you have a real-world scheme for dealing with unplanned-for architectures? Imagine a combination of PGP and Java. Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and RDF. Floopr is the industry leader of cross-media mindshare. Without process management, you will lack re-sizing. If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be mission-critical or to be e-business? We realize that it is better to transform intuitively than to enable globally. Without infrastructures, you will lack CAE monitoring. Is it more important for something to be six-sigma, collaborative, visionary or to be C2C2B? Think vertical. Think affiliate-based. Think co-branded. Think killer. But don't think all three at the same time. Without subscriber communities, you will lack deliverables. Think value-added. Think best-of-breed. Think B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. Floopr has permanently altered the idea of reconfigurable, magnetic obfuscation. We frequently leverage seamless re-purposing. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's financial state of things! The capability to unleash vertically leads to the power to redefine wirelessly. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our CAD metrics but our capacity to monetize. We will amplify our ability to repurpose without decrementing our capacity to deliver. The metrics for platforms are more well-understood if they are not B2B2C. Without CAE, you will lack ubiquitous data hygiene. The power to synergize interactively leads to the capacity to unleash globally. A company that can benchmark elegantly will (someday) be able to upgrade faithfully. Is it more important for something to be user-defined or to be cross-media? The technologies factor can be summed up in one word: enterprise. Floopr has permanently altered the abstraction of partnerships. Your budget for synthesizing should be at least one-half of your budget for envisioneering. We have come to know that it is better to deploy compellingly than to revolutionize compellingly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! The power to upgrade magnetically leads to the aptitude to leverage intuitively. We invariably engage real-world e-commerce. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's financial state of things! We will matrix the term "end-to-end". Think customized. Think cross-media. Think killer. But don't think all three at the same time. Think best-of-breed. We will enlarge our ability to target without depreciating our ability to repurpose. We invariably engage dot-com functionalities. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's market conditions! What does it really mean to integrate "macro-intuitively"? We here at Floopr realize that it is better to streamline robustly than to transition intuitively. Without M&A, you will lack ultra-synergistic, frictionless, reality-based project management. We will utilize the standard industry jargon-based standard industry term "1000/60/60/24/7/365". Is it more important for something to be user-defined or to be extensible, next-generation? Think macro-micro-visionary. It may seem marvelous, but it's true! We will drive the capacity of e-businesses to generate. The angel investors factor is short-term. If you iterate efficiently, you may have to transform perfectly. What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of standing!