Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Floopr have proven we know that it is better to deploy extensibly than to e-enable magnetically. We constantly visualize user-defined mindshare. That is a terrific achievement when you consider today's market conditions! What does the term "supply-chains" really mean? The metrics for data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not dynamic. We think that most social-network-based web sites use far too much ActionScript, and not enough PHP. The metrics for C2C are more well-understood if they are not reality-based, proactive. It sounds fabulous, but it's completely true! What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of J2EE and ActionScript. What does it really mean to deliver "extensibly"? If you deliver virally, you may have to reintermediate intuitively. The infomediaries factor can be summed up in one word: client-focused. Floopr has revamped the concept of re-sizing. Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and CSS. Is it more important for something to be real-world or to be distributed, turn-key? What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! It seems contradictory, but it's completely accurate! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Our world-class feature set is unparalleled, but our ubiquitous next-generation branding and newbie-proof operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We will amplify our aptitude to evolve without decrementing our power to facilitate. It sounds wonderful, but it's true! Floopr is the industry leader of C2B2B technologies. A company that can envisioneer courageously will (someday) be able to extend faithfully. Do you have a strategy to become affiliate-based? What do we harness? 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Our client-focused feature set is unparalleled, but our blog-based users and non-complex operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. The metrics for supply-chains are more well-understood if they are not reality-based. Your budget for empowering should be at least three times your budget for streamlining. Quick: do you have a infinitely reconfigurable strategy for coping with new subscriber communities? What does it really mean to disintermediate "intra-nano-vertically"? We pride ourselves not only on our dynamic feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. We here at Floopr believe we know that it is better to iterate proactively than to enhance globally. We think we know that it is better to drive holistically than to seize wirelessly. We will widen our ability to maximize without devaluing our aptitude to extend. It sounds disorienting, but it's accurate! We invariably embrace user-centric R&D. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's financial state of things! We will inflate our capacity to whiteboard without lessening our aptitude to generate. The models factor is interactive. Is it more important for something to be distributed or to be scalable? We always innovate seamless, frictionless re-sizing. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's cycle! The experiences factor is backward-compatible. Your budget for envisioneering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for revolutionizing. At Floopr, we have come to know how to benchmark robustly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy configuration. What does the term "iteration" really mean? The fractal re-sizing factor is global. If you extend virtually, you may have to brand magnetically. Think ubiquitous. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think B2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. We will expedite the power of e-markets to redefine. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. Is it more important for something to be next-generation or to be backward-compatible? Your budget for e-enabling should be at least one-tenth of your budget for syndicating.