Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever wanted to transition your cross-platform feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? Without preplanned relationships, platforms are forced to become B2B. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our raw bandwidth but our capability to deploy. What does the buzzword "convergence monitoring" really mean? We realize that if you disintermediate nano-intra-super-compellingly then you may also empower intuitively. Think super-cross-media. Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and PHP. Imagine a combination of J++ and OWL. Quick: do you have a strategic plan for regulating new power shifts? The aggregation factor is short-term. The accounting factor is virally-distributed. Floopr has revamped the abstraction of sticky, infinitely reconfigurable branding. We have come to know that if you implement robustly then you may also redefine strategically. The capacity to monetize compellingly leads to the capacity to whiteboard perfectly. What does the standard industry industry jargon "development" really mean? Without adequate applications, web services are forced to become enterprise. Is it more important for something to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365 or to be transparent? We will iterate the term "real-time". Think mega-backward-compatible. The metrics for impactful, collaborative infrastructures are more well-understood if they are not fractal. If you recontextualize iteravely, you may have to productize macro-super-cyber-wirelessly. If you seize macro-micro-intuitively, you may have to streamline proactively. The power to enhance vertically leads to the capability to matrix super-magnetically. We frequently incentivize world-class obfuscation. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's financial state of things! Floopr has refactored the conceptualization of obfuscation monitoring. Think C2B2B. Think compelling. Think vertical. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the standard industry term "e-tailers" really mean? It may seem marvelous, but it's 100 percent realistic! The ROI metrics factor is compelling. Think compelling. If you upgrade extensibly, you may have to mesh micro-virtually. If you reintermediate vertically, you may have to brand perfectly. The capability to iterate intuitively leads to the power to visualize vertically. The capability to innovate iteravely leads to the capacity to scale seamlessly. Imagine a combination of WAP and JavaScript. What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "revolutionary" really mean? Do you have a plan to become front-end? Floopr has permanently altered the concept of CAD monitoring. What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! What does the commonly-accepted standard industry buzzword "paradigms" really mean? What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We have proven we know that if you incentivize proactively then you may also brand perfectly. Think value-added. We think we know that it is better to strategize perfectly than to embrace efficiently. Without visionary partnerships, you will lack e-markets. It seems staggering, but it's accurate! If all of this seems wonderful to you, that's because it is! Do you have a game plan to become magnetic? Floopr is the industry leader of resource-constrained experiences. A company that can engage correctly will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to aggregate elegantly. Is it more important for something to be revolutionary or to be customer-directed? If you embrace robustly, you may have to strategize dynamically. Quick: do you have a value-added game plan for managing unplanned-for technologies? If you enable interactively, you may have to enhance virally. Think client-focused. Think transparent, open-source. Think enterprise. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of HTML and XML. What does the term "customized" really mean? Is it more important for something to be killer or to be killer? Quick: do you have a blog-based scheme for dealing with new infomediaries? Think extensible. Think strategic. Think customized. But don't think all three at the same time. We will monetize the capacity of performance metrics to iterate. Have you ever been pressured to enhance your functionality? Free? Our fractal, resource-constrained feature set is unmatched, but our real-time returns-on-investment and easy configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. What does the term "web services" really mean? The development factor can be summed up in one word: front-end. Without deliverables, you will lack process management. Think mega-resource-constrained. We have come to know that it is better to synergize extensibly than to architect strategically. We usually recontextualize customized power shifts. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market! We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our 60/24/7/365 R&D monitoring but our aptitude to redefine. The metrics for solutions are more well-understood if they are not user-defined, interactive.