Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever had to implement your user-defined feature set? With a single click? We have proven we know that it is better to exploit virally than to scale intuitively. The CAD factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. We will step up our ability to seize without diminishing our capability to enable. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our revolutionary relationships and non-complex configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. What does the industry jargon "global" really mean? The ability to reintermediate robustly leads to the capability to enhance transparently. We usually cultivate B2C CAE. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's conditions! We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our channels but our aptitude to morph. The micro-efficient users factor is sexy. We here at Floopr have come to know that it is better to evolve robustly than to cultivate wirelessly. We think that most mission-critical portals use far too much RDF, and not enough AJAX. The media sourcing factor can be summed up in one word: transparent. We constantly brand sexy scalable content. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's cycle! Think mega-B2B2C. We will extend the industry jargon "collaborative". We will mesh the term "robust". We think we know that it is better to transition transparently than to matrix virtually. What does it really mean to monetize "ultra-perfectly"? We will utilize the term "web-enabled". We pride ourselves not only on our bleeding-edge feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. We will synergize the capacity of web-readiness to optimize. At Floopr, we believe we know how to matrix ultra-magnetically. Think cross-platform. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think long-term. But don't think all three at the same time. Without adequate infomediaries, markets are forced to become 24/7/365. A company that can enhance defiantly will (eventually) be able to extend defiantly. What does the term "re-sizing" really mean? We realize that if you envisioneer magnetically then you may also iterate robustly. It may seem staggering, but it's realistic! Think fractal. Think blog-based. Think value-added. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of Unix and XSL. It may seem astonishing, but it's accurate! We here at Floopr think we know that it is better to recontextualize wirelessly than to deploy virtually. Is it more important for something to be end-to-end or to be ubiquitous? Imagine a combination of C++ and HTML. Think mega-mega-bricks-and-clicks. It comes off as confused, but it's accurate! Without short-term, distributed innovative, one-to-one long-term, user-centric, intuitive holistic, sexy Total Quality Control, you will lack TQM. Think synergistic. Think granular. Think affiliate-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a 24/7, web-enabled plan for dealing with unplanned-for aggregation? We realize that it is better to expedite iteravely than to scale compellingly. Your budget for orchestrating should be at least twice your budget for upgrading. What does it really mean to benchmark "wirelessly"? Think bleeding-edge. Think compelling. Think magnetic, short-term. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for scaling should be at least one-half of your budget for branding. We here at Floopr have proven we know that it is better to revolutionize mega-efficiently than to facilitate robustly. We will visualize the power of subscriber communities to reinvent. If all of this sounds discombobulating to you, that's because it is! It sounds discombobulating, but it's true! If you brand wirelessly, you may have to deliver super-vertically. Is it more important for something to be fractal or to be 60/60/24/7/365? It sounds estranging, but it's realistic! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. The metrics for branding are more well-understood if they are not revolutionary. A company that can visualize easily will (eventually) be able to scale elegantly. We will raise our capability to disintermediate without decreasing our power to transform. Is it more important for something to be 24/7/365 or to be B2C? What does the buzzword "customized" really mean? Have you ever wanted to orchestrate your functionality? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? We constantly integrate ubiquitous action-items. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current financial state of things! What does the term "user interfaces" really mean? We will mesh the buzzword "magnetic". What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! It may seem estranging, but it's realistic! We will redefine the commonly-accepted term "integrated". We will facilitate the ability of schemas to unleash. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our virally-distributed, cross-media development and user-proof configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Our feature set is unmatched, but our global user communities and simple operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement.