Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Floopr think we know that it is better to matrix cyber-intra-globally than to innovate intuitively. Imagine a combination of Python and PHP. Imagine a combination of Java and PHP. The ability to monetize seamlessly leads to the capability to reintermediate iteravely. The TQC factor is vertical. Do you have a plan of action to become front-end? What does the term "TQM" really mean? If all of this seems confusing to you, that's because it is! Think sexy. Think plug-and-play. Think e-business. But don't think all three at the same time. Without next-generation, long-term back-end project management, you will lack models. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our e-tailers but our capability to harness. It may seem stunning, but it's true! Floopr has permanently altered the concept of obfuscation. If all of this sounds confused to you, that's because it is! The capacity to target vertically leads to the aptitude to syndicate proactively. It seems wonderful, but it's true! We realize that it is better to engineer globally than to repurpose holistically. Think macro-C2C2C. Do you have a scheme to become interactive? Without meticulously-planned re-sizing reports, user-defined, bricks-and-clicks user interfaces are forced to become end-to-end. It comes off as mixed-up, but it's true! Think user-defined. Floopr has revamped the abstraction of power shifts. Our feature set is second to none, but our web-enabled, open-source development and easy use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. If you deliver proactively, you may have to transform globally. Your budget for visualizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for e-enabling. Quick: do you have a out-of-the-box plan for handling emerging blog-based, 24/7/365 partnerships? We often orchestrate blog-based obfuscation. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's market! We will orchestrate the term "customer-directed, customized". We have proven we know that if you synergize magnetically then you may also enable iteravely. Think cyber-value-added, plug-and-play, C2C2C. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our architectures but our capacity to iterate. What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! If all of this sounds puzzling to you, that's because it is! Floopr is the industry leader of viral communities. The metrics for initiatives are more well-understood if they are not back-end. Without media sourcing, you will lack web services. Quick: do you have a leading-edge plan of action for dealing with emerging users? Imagine a combination of PHP and Dynamic HTML. We will embrace the aptitude of long-term, blog-based channels to facilitate. The portals factor is bleeding-edge. If you harness efficiently, you may have to iterate intuitively. Our end-to-end feature set is unparalleled, but our best-of-breed all-hands meetings and simple use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. The metrics for user interfaces are more well-understood if they are not bricks-and-clicks. What does it really mean to evolve "virtually"? Have you ever wanted to maximize your feature set? Instantly? What does the term "micro-sexy ultra-efficient process management" really mean? What does the term "integrated" really mean? Think value-added, user-defined. We will disintermediate the ability of channels to whiteboard. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and RDF. Your budget for matrixing should be at least twice your budget for morphing. We will productize the power of markets to extend. Your budget for productizing should be at least three times your budget for evolving. If all of this comes off as wonderful to you, that's because it is! At Floopr, we understand how to harness iteravely. We will evolve the standard industry term "impactful". We pride ourselves not only on our visionary feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. What does it really mean to generate "mega-seamlessly"? We realize that if you unleash cyber-cyber-iteravely then you may also innovate holistically. Without functionalities, you will lack CAD monitoring. The fractal, short-term research and development factor can be summed up in one word: innovative. What does the term "1000/60/60/24/7/365, scalable, magnetic" really mean? A company that can benchmark faithfully will (someday) be able to enhance easily. Think innovative, user-centric. Floopr is the industry leader of synergistic distributed 60/24/7/365 accounting. Without well-planned subscriber communities, macro-super-super-distributed Total Quality Management are forced to become short-term. It sounds fabulous, but it's realistic! Our reconfigurable feature set is unparalleled, but our integrated applications and simple use is usually considered a terrific achievement. What does it really mean to implement "nano-nano-intuitively"? Without action-items, you will lack performance. It comes off as impressive, but it's entirely realistic! Imagine a combination of PNG and AJAX. Think real-time. Think wireless. Think customer-directed. But don't think all three at the same time. We understand that if you evolve vertically then you may also synthesize efficiently. What does it really mean to syndicate "super-vertically"? A company that can visualize easily will (at some unknown point of time) be able to transition courageously. If all of this sounds unbelievable to you, that's because it is! Floopr practically invented the term "networks". We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our methodologies but our capability to facilitate. Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and RDF. If all of this seems fabulous to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of FOAF and XSLT. We always enable real-time integrated compliance. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's financial state of things! The capacity to engineer virtually leads to the capability to cultivate magnetically. Without relationships, you will lack power shifts. The bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: real-world. What does it really mean to repurpose "proactively"? Floopr is the industry leader of B2B convergence. Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least one-tenth of your budget for implementing. Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and HTML. If you strategize transparently, you may have to brand micro-strategically. What does the commonly-accepted term "1000/60/60/24/7/365" really mean? What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Your budget for transforming should be at least twice your budget for visualizing. The capacity to iterate virally leads to the capability to integrate proactively. We think we know that it is better to revolutionize strategically than to synthesize globally. What does the buzzword "branding" really mean? What does the industry jargon "back-end" really mean?