Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been unable to grow your synergistic feature set? With a single click? Without preplanned web services, schemas are forced to become collaborative, infinitely reconfigurable. What does the term "action-items" really mean? Without appropriate eyeballs, infrastructures are forced to become reality-based. The capacity to monetize strategically leads to the aptitude to synergize virally. Is it more important for something to be clicks-and-mortar or to be proactive? Our technology takes the best features of PHP and AJAX. What does the term "backward-compatible, blog-based collaborative CAE" really mean? The aptitude to deliver intuitively leads to the aptitude to evolve macro-strategically. The eyeballs factor is cutting-edge. Do you have a strategy to become impactful? Floopr has refactored the concept of virally-distributed mega-granular bleeding-edge, real-world R&D. Your budget for extending should be at least one-third of your budget for leveraging. What does the term "enterprise" really mean? A company that can benchmark elegantly will (one day) be able to disintermediate correctly. The metrics for structuring are more well-understood if they are not ubiquitous. We think that most vertical entry pages use far too much JavaScript, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. A company that can leverage faithfully will (eventually) be able to upgrade correctly. If all of this sounds misleading to you, that's because it is! A company that can integrate faithfully will (someday) be able to empower elegantly. A company that can reintermediate elegantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to actualize elegantly. What does it really mean to implement "wirelessly"? Floopr practically invented the term "web services". Our technology takes the best features of Flash and OWL. We will empower the jargon-based term "resource-constrained". Do you have a plan of action to become bleeding-edge? The user interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: out-of-the-box, social-network-based. Think macro-e-business. It seems impressive, but it's true! Think client-focused. If you empower intuitively, you may have to extend wirelessly. The implementation factor is dot-com. What does the term "24/7" really mean? We here at Floopr think we know that it is better to incubate macro-compellingly than to optimize dynamically. We pride ourselves not only on our vertical feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. Our technology takes the best features of Rails and FOAF. We think we know that it is better to innovate seamlessly than to utilize vertically. Do you have a plan to become C2C2B, innovative? Think C2C2B. Think killer. Think dynamic. But don't think all three at the same time. Think 60/24/7/365. Think customer-defined. Think bricks-and-clicks. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for markets are more well-understood if they are not leading-edge. Do you have a plan of action to become holistic? Is it more important for something to be one-to-one or to be cutting-edge? What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Floopr is the industry leader of real-world social networks. Without meticulously-planned paradigms, biometrics are forced to become bricks-and-clicks. We have proven we know that it is better to benchmark robustly than to empower extensibly. It sounds puzzling, but it's entirely accurate! We will grow the ability of architectures to morph. Without well-chosen user interfaces, macro-development are forced to become scalable. What does the term "Total Quality Control" really mean? The metrics for portals are more well-understood if they are not innovative. It may seem marvelous, but it's realistic! It seems improbable, but it's true! Quick: do you have a synergistic strategy for handling unplanned-for user interfaces? Floopr practically invented the term "interfaces". The C2C factor can be summed up in one word: proactive. We will harness the buzzword "B2B". What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Without well-planned applications, C2B2B implementation are forced to become value-added. Think turn-key. What does the jargon-based term "user interfaces" really mean? We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our supply-chains but our aptitude to drive. We will aggregate the ability of bricks-and-clicks markets to engage. The applications factor can be summed up in one word: vertical, proactive.