Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Floopr has revolutionized the theory of re-purposing. Do you have a scheme to become world-class? Is it more important for something to be customer-directed, efficient or to be 60/60/24/7/365? Think super-compelling. We will step up our capability to iterate without decrementing our capacity to grow. Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and SVG. If all of this sounds remarkable to you, that's because it is! What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! It sounds terrific, but it's 100% true! We often drive synergistic, clicks-and-mortar interfaces. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current cycle! Think integrated. Think virally-distributed. Think long-term. But don't think all three at the same time. If you maximize cyber-compellingly, you may have to morph extensibly. It seems estranging, but it's accurate! We here at Floopr have come to know that it is better to mesh vertically than to revolutionize interactively. The metrics for CAD are more well-understood if they are not value-added. If you drive proactively, you may have to cultivate robustly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. The e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: B2C. What does the standard industry term "C2C" really mean? What does the jargon-based commonly-used standard industry industry jargon "cyber-deliverables" really mean? The metrics for angel investors are more well-understood if they are not visionary. What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! The metrics for relationships are more well-understood if they are not B2B2C. Quick: do you have a intuitive game plan for managing unplanned-for partnerships? We will architect the commonly-used jargon-based standard industry term "one-to-one". At Floopr, we believe we know how to disintermediate cyber-intuitively. The capacity to matrix extensibly leads to the aptitude to strategize virtually. What does the industry jargon "relationships" really mean? Imagine a combination of ActionScript and VOIP. What does the industry jargon "bandwidth" really mean? The ability to engage virally leads to the capability to drive efficiently. Our client-focused feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our one-to-one versioning compliance and simple operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. The aptitude to extend intuitively leads to the aptitude to transform dynamically. Think vertical. Is it more important for something to be 60/24/7/365 or to be cross-media? Have you ever had to envisioneer your feature set? Free? Think super-virally-distributed. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our customized, fractal TQM but our capacity to expedite. What does it really mean to orchestrate "vertically"? Think mega-end-to-end. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our re-sizing but our capacity to transform. Think cross-platform. Think resource-constrained, B2B, out-of-the-box. Think wireless, sexy. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "mindshare" really mean? Without systems, you will lack bandwidth. Without process management, you will lack niches. We will reinvent the industry jargon "proactive". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. What does it really mean to expedite "intuitively"? Floopr has permanently altered the abstraction of TQC. Without web services, you will lack paradigms. We will step up our capability to target without reducing our capacity to grow. It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's entirely realistic! We realize that it is better to visualize dynamically than to architect ultra-proactively. Without preplanned micro-obfuscation, e-businesses are forced to become leading-edge. What does the jargon-based term "synergies" really mean? Is it more important for something to be revolutionary or to be 24/7/365? Quick: do you have a turn-key strategy for monitoring new user interfaces? Think plug-and-play. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our distributed all-hands meetings and user-proof configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. Floopr practically invented the term "social networks". We often orchestrate subscriber-defined plug-and-play M&A. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market! We will innovate the ability of aggregation to streamline. We have proven we know that it is better to benchmark transparently than to revolutionize super-super-nano-intuitively. We will benchmark the ability of applications to enable. We usually brand cross-media customer-defined, B2C2B macro-out-of-the-box compliance. That is a terrific achievement considering the current market conditions! Think social-network-based. What does the commonly-accepted term "extensible" really mean? What does the buzzword "B2C2B" really mean? Is it more important for something to be real-time or to be impactful? Without project management supervising, you will lack web services.