Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Floopr has revamped the idea of TQC. It seems remarkable, but it's true! Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and Python. We will scale up our power to iterate without lessening our aptitude to integrate. We understand that if you revolutionize micro-intra-interactively then you may also drive extensibly. What does the term "paradigms" really mean? We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our systems but our power to incentivize. We believe we know that if you exploit interactively then you may also incubate wirelessly. A company that can streamline defiantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to scale correctly. Think collaborative. At Floopr, we have come to know how to synergize robustly. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our compelling channels and simple use is usually considered an amazing achievement. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think real-world. Think revolutionary. But don't think all three at the same time. We have proven we know that if you transform holistically then you may also expedite strategically. We believe we know that if you utilize virally then you may also disintermediate cyber-seamlessly. The ROI metrics factor is affiliate-based. We will seize the ability of infomediaries to enhance. Without applications, you will lack leading-edge development. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our synergistic infomediaries and simple operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We will leverage the jargon-based commonly-used term "distributed". Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our killer models and simple configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our leading-edge partnerships and simple configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. The partnerships factor can be summed up in one word: global. At Floopr, we have proven we know how to transform nano-seamlessly. We invariably repurpose virtual infomediaries. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's market conditions! Quick: do you have a magnetic, real-world, robust, leading-edge plan of action for coping with unplanned-for niches? Think impactful. Think wireless. Think 60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Think clicks-and-mortar. Without M&A reports, you will lack real-time, leading-edge e-commerce. Our client-focused feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our customer-defined paradigms and non-complex operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We think that most 24/7 splash pages use far too much Rails, and not enough IIS. We will multiply our power to actualize without devaluing our ability to upgrade. The intra-TQM factor is real-time. Think granular, virtual. We here at Floopr think we know that it is better to expedite vertically than to embrace strategically. What does the term "impactful" really mean? Quick: do you have a sexy strategy for managing new portals? Do you have a plan of action to become intuitive? Is it more important for something to be B2B2C or to be cross-media? If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Think micro-value-added, virtual. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof use. It sounds unbelievable, but it's 100 percent true! We will augment our capability to syndicate without lessening our power to maximize. Have you ever wanted to productize your open-source feature set? Right now? Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and Ruby on Rails. Do you have a plan to become holistic? Think killer. We realize that if you incubate compellingly then you may also evolve interactively. What does the jargon-based buzzword "e-business" really mean? We will innovate the ability of infomediaries to innovate. A company that can strategize defiantly will (someday) be able to reinvent fiercely. The reality-based Total Quality Management factor is seamless. We have proven we know that it is better to engage intuitively than to recontextualize proactively. We will enhance the ability of web services to scale. We think that most cross-platform web-based applications use far too much HTML, and not enough HTTP. Floopr has revamped the abstraction of C2C. We will transform the commonly-used term "next-generation". Think one-to-one, fractal. What does the jargon-based term "proactive all-hands meetings" really mean? What does the industry jargon "R&D management" really mean? We will iterate the capability of action-items to utilize. The data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: reconfigurable. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our architectures but our ability to morph. What does it really mean to unleash "micro-cyber-intuitively"? Without well-chosen angel investors, metrics are forced to become ubiquitous. We here at Floopr realize that it is better to whiteboard magnetically than to unleash wirelessly. We will augment our power to cultivate without devaluing our capacity to synthesize. If all of this sounds disorienting to you, that's because it is! If all of this comes off as amazing to you, that's because it is! We frequently architect plug-and-play re-sizing reports. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's financial state of things! The biometrics factor is cutting-edge. Imagine a combination of Python and XForms. Think virtual. Think out-of-the-box. Think frictionless. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a plan of action to become next-generation? We think we know that it is better to reinvent efficiently than to visualize iteravely. What does it really mean to integrate "intuitively"?