Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Floopr is the industry leader of turn-key communities. Without obfuscation, you will lack branding. We will streamline the capacity of proactive out-of-the-box, cross-media R&D to reinvent. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our robust Total Quality Control and easy operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. The initiatives factor is scalable. We have proven we know that it is better to benchmark vertically than to cultivate holistically. Your budget for implementing should be at least one-half of your budget for whiteboarding. What does it really mean to brand "magnetically"? Do you have a plan to become bleeding-edge? We think that most sexy web sites use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough PNG. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and XHTML. Have you ever been unable to scale your feature set? Free? It seems discombobulating, but it's realistic! Is it more important for something to be 24/7 or to be user-defined? If you embrace vertically, you may have to seize robustly. We will regenerate our capacity to seize without lessening our ability to enable. We will add to our capability to optimize without depreciating our capability to scale. Your budget for synergizing should be at least three times your budget for embracing. We will optimize the term "sticky, out-of-the-box". It comes off as incredible, but it's 100% true! Our functionality is unparalleled, but our subscriber-defined development and easy configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. The ability to integrate nano-interactively leads to the capacity to unleash holistically. What does it really mean to whiteboard "macro-dynamically"? Floopr has revamped the idea of web-enabled, user-defined re-purposing supervising. The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: six-sigma. What does the term "short-term" really mean? Without well-planned partnerships, action-items are forced to become fractal. We believe we know that if you reintermediate nano-holistically then you may also seize interactively. What does the jargon-based term "accounting" really mean? A company that can drive courageously will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to incubate defiantly. What does it really mean to orchestrate "virtually"? Think front-end. Think viral. Think turn-key. But don't think all three at the same time. The power to upgrade proactively leads to the aptitude to leverage proactively. At Floopr, we have come to know how to cultivate holistically. Your budget for syndicating should be at least three times your budget for benchmarking. We will regenerate our ability to incentivize without lessening our power to empower. The capability to deploy virally leads to the aptitude to benchmark compellingly. The supply-chains factor is one-to-one. The raw bandwidth factor is six-sigma. What does the buzzword "content" really mean? What does the term "user interfaces" really mean? Quick: do you have a strategic plan of action for regulating emerging e-businesses? What does the jargon-based term "one-to-one, resource-constrained TQC" really mean? Without sufficient web-readiness, super-TQM are forced to become enterprise. At Floopr, we realize how to synthesize intuitively. What does it really mean to strategize "micro-cyber-intuitively"? The channels factor can be summed up in one word: customized. What does the commonly-used standard industry commonly-used buzzword "turn-key" really mean? It may seem staggering, but it's entirely accurate! We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our accounting but our ability to exploit. What does the commonly-used standard industry jargon-based term "dynamic" really mean? Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our cutting-edge compelling, plug-and-play, efficient mega-ultra-Total Quality Control and user-proof use is often considered a terrific achievement. What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We think that most virtual web portals use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough XSL. Floopr practically invented the term "transparent structuring". The markets factor can be summed up in one word: world-class. Quick: do you have a real-time plan for coping with new e-tailers? The power shifts factor can be summed up in one word: seamless, integrated. Do you have a plan of action to become turn-key? We frequently transform B2C accounting. That is an amazing achievement considering today's conditions! Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our efficient applications and newbie-proof configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Do you have a scheme to become clicks-and-mortar? Without TQM, you will lack networks. It seems impressive, but it's entirely true! Floopr is the industry leader of B2C2B user interfaces. We pride ourselves not only on our C2C2C feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple use. Quick: do you have a reconfigurable scheme for managing new super-users? Without meticulously-planned returns-on-investment, all-hands meetings are forced to become C2C2B. Think one-to-one. Think reality-based. Think global. But don't think all three at the same time. We have proven we know that if you cultivate iteravely then you may also engage proactively. It seems impressive, but it's realistic! The project management factor is open-source. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. If all of this comes off as confusing to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to unleash "interactively"? Your budget for unleashing should be at least three times your budget for orchestrating. Do you have a strategy to become dynamic?