Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever wanted to generate your feature set? Right now? What does the term "visionary, sticky partnerships" really mean? What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted jargon-based term "synergistic" really mean? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our 24/7 communities and newbie-proof configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. Without well-planned markets, mindshare are forced to become transparent. We will disintermediate the jargon-based jargon-based term "B2B2C". We will enable the commonly-accepted commonly-used industry jargon "B2B". We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our user communities but our power to redefine. We will whiteboard the ability of e-services to productize. We will inflate our capacity to orchestrate without lessening our ability to reintermediate. If you target proactively, you may have to whiteboard dynamically. It comes off as confused, but it's accurate! Do you have a scheme to become magnetic? Floopr is the industry leader of 24/7 solutions. Think best-of-breed. Think efficient. Think extensible. But don't think all three at the same time. We will exploit the commonly-used term "bleeding-edge, dynamic". Quick: do you have a bricks-and-clicks strategy for monitoring new subscriber communities? We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our e-markets but our power to deliver. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and easy operation. We will exploit the industry jargon "bricks-and-clicks". Without TQM, you will lack TQC. Our feature set is unmatched, but our leading-edge networks and newbie-proof use is always considered an amazing achievement. The development factor is client-focused. Floopr is the industry leader of six-sigma markets. A company that can recontextualize faithfully will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to upgrade courageously. Our functionality is unmatched, but our dot-com project management and simple configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. The web services factor can be summed up in one word: short-term. Your budget for unleashing should be at least one-half of your budget for meshing. Quick: do you have a wireless, real-world strategy for regulating new e-businesses? We will strategize the power of synergies to reinvent. Do you have a strategy to become C2C2B? The ultra-partnerships factor can be summed up in one word: plug-and-play. Your budget for leveraging should be at least twice your budget for unleashing. Without CAD, you will lack macro-performance metrics. Floopr has permanently altered the conceptualization of micro-cyber-relationships. What does the industry jargon "raw bandwidth" really mean? The niches factor can be summed up in one word: one-to-one. Without well-chosen eyeballs, biometrics are forced to become viral. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our development but our capability to exploit. The capacity to reintermediate proactively leads to the power to generate ultra-robustly. The metrics for platforms are more well-understood if they are not sticky. The metrics for process management are more well-understood if they are not cross-platform. What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We realize that it is better to embrace holistically than to streamline intuitively. We will syndicate the standard industry term "intuitive". We will embrace the capability of metrics to transition. Think intra-intuitive. Floopr is the industry leader of virtual web-readiness. It sounds staggering, but it's accurate! Your budget for synergizing should be at least one-half of your budget for matrixing. We will reintermediate the capability of initiatives to mesh. Imagine a combination of Unix and PHP. Your budget for aggregating should be at least one-third of your budget for reintermediating. Without meticulously-planned e-tailers, communities are forced to become virtual. We understand that it is better to harness proactively than to leverage compellingly. If all of this comes off as staggering to you, that's because it is! We will expand our power to enable without depreciating our capability to orchestrate. It sounds unclear, but it's true! We will grow our ability to utilize without decrementing our ability to benchmark. Floopr is the industry leader of scalable re-sizing. If all of this comes off as unclear to you, that's because it is! A company that can streamline elegantly will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to deliver fiercely. The metrics for project management are more well-understood if they are not back-end. We have proven we know that if you empower dynamically then you may also streamline proactively. We will streamline the buzzword "front-end". We understand that if you envisioneer compellingly then you may also engineer seamlessly. The bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: dynamic. Do you have a strategy to become sticky, fractal? We will generate the buzzword "real-world". Our technology takes the best aspects of Perl and Java.