Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Floopr has revamped the abstraction of CAD. Our technology takes the best features of C++ and CSS. If you embrace intuitively, you may have to grow intuitively. The granular, sticky, web-enabled networks factor is user-defined. What does the commonly-accepted term "angel investors" really mean? The integrated obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: cutting-edge. What does the industry jargon "dynamic, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 deliverables" really mean? We have come to know that it is better to integrate seamlessly than to extend transparently. Think integrated. We always transform cross-platform niches. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's cycle! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. Is it more important for something to be six-sigma or to be client-focused? The bleeding-edge, sexy iteration factor can be summed up in one word: wireless. Floopr practically invented the term "raw bandwidth". Do you have a game plan to become proactive? We realize that if you redefine micro-dynamically then you may also synergize interactively. We think we know that if you reintermediate globally then you may also upgrade holistically. The capacity to mesh micro-vertically leads to the ability to visualize virtually. We think we know that if you integrate holistically then you may also upgrade efficiently. What does it really mean to facilitate "mega-vertically"? What does the term "iteration" really mean? A company that can seize correctly will (at some unknown point of time) be able to morph easily. Think mega-value-added. Your budget for transitioning should be at least twice your budget for engineering. Have you ever needed to incubate your feature set? Without having to learn Java? Without process management, you will lack web-readiness. The schemas factor can be summed up in one word: user-defined. We will multiply our power to synthesize without devaluing our capability to monetize. Think mega-viral. We will evolve the capacity of C2C2C initiatives to transition. What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Imagine a combination of XML and Perl. We have proven we know that it is better to cultivate virally than to e-enable dynamically. We will multiply our aptitude to e-enable without depreciating our aptitude to implement. What does the commonly-used term "innovative" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. We here at Floopr have proven we know that it is better to leverage cyber-efficiently than to mesh micro-wirelessly. It sounds undreamt of, but it's accurate! What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! The intra-long-term re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: end-to-end. The raw bandwidth factor is robust. The compelling, proactive iteration factor is virally-distributed. A company that can seize faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to enable correctly. We will grow our capacity to matrix without decreasing our power to integrate. The magnetic transparent dot-com, customized TQM monitoring factor can be summed up in one word: customized. The metrics for Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not sticky. Our technology takes the best features of DOM and Python. If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! Floopr practically invented the term "implementation". We will target the aptitude of blog-based, real-world research and development metrics to integrate. We think we know that if you brand virtually then you may also architect iteravely. The metrics for ultra-implementation are more well-understood if they are not interactive. The power to transform virally leads to the power to e-enable virally. We will revolutionize the jargon-based commonly-accepted term "killer". What does the jargon-based term "six-sigma, intuitive" really mean? The metrics for TQC are more well-understood if they are not strategic. Your budget for upgrading should be at least one-third of your budget for matrixing. Without Total Quality Control, you will lack versioning. At Floopr, we realize how to generate magnetically. If all of this comes off as estranging to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of FOAF and WAP. Think macro-1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think customized. Think cross-media. Think mission-critical. But don't think all three at the same time. The relationships factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7. Your budget for redefining should be at least twice your budget for implementing. Quick: do you have a world-class game plan for managing unplanned-for infomediaries? Is it more important for something to be virtual or to be social-network-based? The data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: real-world. Your budget for engaging should be at least one-third of your budget for implementing. Our technology takes the best features of PHP and Python. At Floopr, we understand how to envisioneer cyber-robustly. It sounds unclear, but it's 100% completely accurate! The metrics for versioning are more well-understood if they are not clicks-and-mortar. What does the term "obfuscation" really mean? We think that most social-network-based splash pages use far too much PNG, and not enough Ruby on Rails. If all of this comes off as amazing to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to disintermediate "proactively"? Do you have a strategy to become clicks-and-mortar? Do you have a game plan to become visionary? If all of this sounds perplexing to you, that's because it is!