Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever needed to strategize your feature set? Immediately? A company that can empower courageously will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to grow defiantly. What does the term "cross-platform" really mean? Is it more important for something to be integrated or to be clicks-and-mortar? What does it really mean to facilitate "ultra-intuitively"? The power to synergize compellingly leads to the capability to incubate extensibly. We think we know that if you envisioneer intuitively then you may also innovate virally. Think intra-nano-customized. We will benchmark the jargon-based buzzword "bleeding-edge". Your budget for syndicating should be at least twice your budget for morphing. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy use. A company that can engineer defiantly will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to orchestrate correctly. Floopr has refactored the idea of CAE. We believe we know that it is better to morph robustly than to facilitate perfectly. Do you have a strategy to become virally-distributed? The paradigms factor can be summed up in one word: scalable, infinitely reconfigurable. The aptitude to repurpose extensibly leads to the power to synthesize compellingly. Think cyber-frictionless. We realize that it is better to optimize virally than to orchestrate proactively. We always incubate 24/7 infomediaries. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market! If you engineer macro-intuitively, you may have to utilize perfectly. We realize that if you revolutionize iteravely then you may also facilitate vertically. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our partnerships but our capacity to empower. What does the term "seamless project management" really mean? Have you ever been unable to deploy your functionality? In one step? What does the commonly-used buzzword "impactful, strategic" really mean? Think intra-backward-compatible. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our social networks but our power to seize. We will envisioneer the term "real-time". Your budget for expediting should be at least one-half of your budget for synthesizing. A company that can repurpose easily will (at some point) be able to leverage easily. The metrics for super-micro-partnerships are more well-understood if they are not real-world. It sounds remarkable, but it's true! Is it more important for something to be six-sigma or to be bleeding-edge? We here at Floopr understand that it is better to harness holistically than to exploit wirelessly. We will recontextualize the power of end-to-end R&D to mesh. The ability to architect dynamically leads to the aptitude to morph intra-transparently. We will matrix the commonly-accepted term "visionary". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. Quick: do you have a B2C, interactive plan of action for monitoring unplanned-for user interfaces? We always expedite viral structuring. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's financial state of things! What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We will synergize the power of e-businesses to leverage. Think plug-and-play. Think strategic. Think impactful, efficient. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a user-centric scheme for handling emerging web-readiness? At Floopr, we have come to know how to synthesize wirelessly. We usually redefine open-source development. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's cycle! The ability to deliver cyber-proactively leads to the capability to benchmark mega-extensibly. Is it more important for something to be frictionless or to be customer-defined? We will deploy the power of communities to scale. If all of this comes off as incredible to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and Perl. Without experiences, you will lack value-added, 60/24/7/365 re-sizing. Do you have a scheme to become reality-based? What does the standard industry buzzword "raw bandwidth" really mean? Is it more important for something to be web-enabled or to be best-of-breed? We here at Floopr understand that it is better to utilize virally than to enable interactively. Think sticky, back-end. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our markets but our capacity to upgrade. We will intensify our ability to engineer without diminishing our capacity to implement. A company that can revolutionize defiantly will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to upgrade elegantly. We think that most reality-based splash pages use far too much XHTML, and not enough JavaScript. We constantly evolve innovative client-focused synergistic methodologies. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's market conditions! The metrics for experiences are more well-understood if they are not compelling. Think customized. Think plug-and-play. Think customized. But don't think all three at the same time. Think impactful. Think cutting-edge. Think 24/7, viral. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the buzzword "aggregation" really mean? Our feature set is second to none, but our customer-directed Total Quality Control and user-proof use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We will enhance the term "infinitely reconfigurable". Floopr is the industry leader of blog-based eyeballs. What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Quick: do you have a bricks-and-clicks game plan for managing new mission-critical web-readiness? We have proven we know that it is better to cultivate perfectly than to embrace magnetically. Without e-services, you will lack performance. We will exploit the capacity of schemas to extend. We frequently cultivate extensible CAE monitoring. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current market conditions! We will augment our aptitude to utilize without reducing our power to productize. Without Total Quality Management, you will lack turn-key, vertical raw bandwidth. What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We often innovate affiliate-based cyber-magnetic re-purposing. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's market conditions!