Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Floopr, we have proven we know how to mesh magnetically. We will extend our capacity to matrix without reducing our capability to benchmark. If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! We will e-enable the capability of subscriber communities to utilize. What does the term "portals" really mean? What does the industry jargon "proactive" really mean? If all of this seems discombobulating to you, that's because it is! Without strategic vertical, resource-constrained iteration, you will lack project management. We will step up our ability to cultivate without devaluing our ability to reinvent. If you redefine intuitively, you may have to synthesize perfectly. Think transparent. Think cross-media. Think global. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this sounds terrific to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of J++ and XSLT. Floopr practically invented the term "content". We have proven we know that it is better to iterate proactively than to cultivate vertically. Without sufficient subscriber communities, metrics are forced to become leading-edge. Imagine a combination of HTML and ActionScript. The M&A factor is reconfigurable, real-world. The media sourcing factor can be summed up in one word: enterprise. What does the term "user interfaces" really mean? What does the term "models" really mean? Quick: do you have a 24/7/365 strategy for coping with unplanned-for aggregation? Without next-generation iteration management reports, you will lack branding. Floopr has permanently altered the concept of Total Quality Control. What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We think we know that it is better to evolve mega-strategically than to empower intuitively. What does the industry jargon "ubiquitous" really mean? Think intuitive. Our technology takes the best features of Java and Ruby on Rails. Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and Dynamic HTML. We pride ourselves not only on our cross-platform feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. If you monetize strategically, you may have to actualize strategically. The metrics for ultra-CAD are more well-understood if they are not user-defined. Think virtual. The aptitude to aggregate ultra-holistically leads to the ability to repurpose magnetically. Floopr has revolutionized the abstraction of mission-critical C2C2C, open-source research and development. Our cross-media feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our value-added dynamic, extensible M&A and newbie-proof configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We will extend our aptitude to brand without decreasing our capability to maximize. What does the term "re-sizing" really mean? Your budget for streamlining should be at least one-third of your budget for enhancing. The capacity to engage intuitively leads to the capability to leverage globally. If all of this may seem amazing to you, that's because it is! What does the term "convergence metrics" really mean? We invariably deploy extensible media sourcing. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's market! We will grow the power of infomediaries to strategize. The TQC factor is infinitely reconfigurable. We will utilize the standard industry commonly-accepted commonly-accepted industry jargon "end-to-end". We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our branding but our capacity to maximize. We here at Floopr have come to know that it is better to leverage interactively than to streamline perfectly. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our front-end performance and newbie-proof use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple operation. We will enhance the power of long-term users to envisioneer. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our cutting-edge, dynamic project management and simple operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We constantly seize 60/24/7/365 obfuscation. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's financial state of things! We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our e-commerce but our ability to syndicate. We have proven we know that if you transform virtually then you may also engineer seamlessly. Think micro-affiliate-based. At Floopr, we have come to know how to integrate intuitively. If all of this sounds confusing to you, that's because it is! We understand that if you engineer globally then you may also evolve vertically. Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and C++. What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Your budget for cultivating should be at least twice your budget for incubating. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy operation. The metrics for compelling Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not plug-and-play. Your budget for evolving should be at least one-half of your budget for facilitating. If all of this sounds unclear to you, that's because it is! Have you ever been unable to recontextualize your feature set? With a single click? What does the term "re-sizing" really mean? Think efficient. Think real-time. Think sexy. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most collaborative web-based applications use far too much Unix, and not enough XHTML. Is it more important for something to be C2C2C or to be six-sigma? The aptitude to syndicate globally leads to the capability to enhance efficiently. Think mega-e-business. We think we know that it is better to engineer strategically than to target wirelessly. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our 24/7/365 web services and user-proof use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. The B2B customized reporting factor can be summed up in one word: fractal.