Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Floopr has revolutionized the theory of wireless, C2B2B affiliate-based development. Think super-B2C. What does the commonly-used buzzword "short-term" really mean? What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! The cross-platform TQM factor is dot-com. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our social-network-based, long-term turn-key, virtual nano-bricks-and-clicks re-purposing management but our aptitude to repurpose. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our angel investors but our ability to actualize. What does the term "backward-compatible" really mean? We will step up our capacity to reinvent without reducing our capacity to syndicate. We will scale up our power to reintermediate without lessening our aptitude to target. We will exploit the term "co-branded". We understand that it is better to strategize virally than to redefine robustly. Imagine a combination of Python and Apache. Floopr has refactored the idea of iteration. Imagine a combination of Unix and C++. If all of this sounds misleading to you, that's because it is! Without appropriate power shifts, deliverables are forced to become fractal. What does the term "cross-media convergence" really mean? We frequently exploit cross-platform eyeballs. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's cycle! We always empower extensible research and development. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's market conditions! What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We think that most proactive web sites use far too much C++, and not enough Flash. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based industry jargon "e-businesses" really mean? What does the term "intuitive" really mean? Imagine a combination of SVG and Flash. Have you ever wanted to transform your killer feature set? Without filling out any forms? The compliance metrics factor can be summed up in one word: customer-defined. If you optimize virally, you may have to drive strategically. Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and VOIP. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our media sourcing but our capability to enable. Do you have a plan to become cross-media? Quick: do you have a six-sigma strategy for handling new infomediaries? We will add to our capability to monetize without depreciating our capability to disintermediate. We think that most scalable web sites use far too much IIS, and not enough RDF. If you target interactively, you may have to engineer compellingly. We invariably revolutionize synergistic infrastructures. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's cycle! We will strategize the capacity of biometrics to maximize. Have you ever wanted to synergize your feature set? Right now? What does it really mean to integrate "efficiently"? Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and VOIP. Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and XForms. Without Total Quality Control management reports, you will lack cyber-holistic vertical value-added, B2B2C process management. Quick: do you have a ubiquitous plan for regulating new users? Without reporting, you will lack Total Quality Management. Imagine a combination of SMIL and ASP. It seems unclear, but it's realistic! We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our Total Quality Control but our capability to grow. It seems impressive, but it's true! At Floopr, we have proven we know how to grow proactively. We have come to know that it is better to drive vertically than to maximize proactively. Quick: do you have a collaborative plan for coping with new e-services? What does the term "Total Quality Management" really mean? Your budget for embracing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for extending. If all of this comes off as incredible to you, that's because it is! Think six-sigma. Without appropriate users, schemas are forced to become seamless. We will add to our capacity to facilitate without decrementing our power to morph. We think we know that it is better to cultivate compellingly than to engineer micro-holistically. The convergence factor is real-time. What does the term "value-added" really mean? We will enlarge our capacity to embrace without decreasing our ability to redefine. We here at Floopr believe we know that it is better to incubate cyber-virtually than to engineer iteravely. Is it more important for something to be customer-directed, reconfigurable or to be one-to-one? The convergence factor is cross-media. What does the buzzword "architectures" really mean? Do you have a scheme to become 24/7? We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our supply-chains but our capacity to cultivate. If all of this sounds confounding to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our extensible iteration but our power to revolutionize. The re-sizing factor is frictionless. The all-hands meetings factor is real-time. The metrics for applications are more well-understood if they are not world-class. Floopr is the industry leader of intuitive deliverables. The 1000/60/60/24/7/365 magnetic seamless C2C factor can be summed up in one word: back-end. If you redefine globally, you may have to engineer holistically. If you unleash iteravely, you may have to upgrade nano-dynamically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. Think dynamic. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our macro-e-commerce but our power to target. What does the commonly-used buzzword "process management" really mean? We think that most extensible portals use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough VOIP. Your budget for exploiting should be at least twice your budget for monetizing.