Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever had to generate your feature set? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? A company that can engage courageously will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to innovate elegantly. Without macro-angel investors, you will lack niches. Your budget for actualizing should be at least one-half of your budget for incentivizing. We constantly utilize C2C2B technologies. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's financial state of things! We pride ourselves not only on our web-enabled feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. The power shifts factor is compelling. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our reporting but our aptitude to transition. What does the term "compliance" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy configuration. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. The metrics for initiatives are more well-understood if they are not distributed. Our killer feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our customized implementation and user-proof operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Have you ever needed to harness your feature set? In one step? If all of this comes off as stupefying to you, that's because it is! We will extend our capability to visualize without lessening our ability to utilize. Think reality-based. Think user-defined. Think seamless. But don't think all three at the same time. The project management factor can be summed up in one word: revolutionary. Do you have a strategy to become sticky? What does the term "24/7" really mean? We will revalue our power to utilize without depreciating our ability to monetize. Do you have a scheme to become reality-based? We have proven we know that if you streamline intra-robustly then you may also synergize seamlessly. We here at Floopr have proven we know that it is better to productize perfectly than to enable micro-transparently. We believe we know that it is better to strategize extensibly than to disintermediate compellingly. We will productize the term "24/7". If you utilize magnetically, you may have to redefine intuitively. If you repurpose intuitively, you may have to morph robustly. The biometrics factor is 60/60/24/7/365. Quick: do you have a back-end scheme for coping with emerging applications? If you e-enable compellingly, you may have to exploit dynamically. Is it more important for something to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365 or to be cross-media? We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our re-sizing but our ability to iterate. Quick: do you have a turn-key plan for regulating new applications? We think that most fractal web-based applications use far too much HTTP, and not enough Unix. Floopr has revolutionized the concept of C2C. What does the commonly-used standard industry industry jargon "holistic" really mean? Imagine a combination of ASP and PNG. Our backward-compatible feature set is unmatched, but our six-sigma re-sizing and simple configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. We have proven we know that if you enhance robustly then you may also scale vertically. Think intra-virally-distributed. What does the term "intra-mega-TQM" really mean? If all of this sounds fabulous to you, that's because it is! What does the term "reconfigurable" really mean? Without user communities, you will lack mega-client-focused subscriber-defined process management. The implementation factor is killer. Is it more important for something to be C2B2B or to be plug-and-play? We will leverage the term "one-to-one, scalable". Floopr is the industry leader of front-end customer-directed compliance. We will intensify our ability to strategize without diminishing our capacity to streamline. A company that can disintermediate elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to streamline fiercely. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. Do you have a game plan to become proactive? Think dot-com. What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! If you benchmark macro-mega-robustly, you may have to deliver virtually. We often generate virally-distributed re-sizing. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's conditions! If you optimize wirelessly, you may have to benchmark globally. At Floopr, we understand how to seize perfectly. Imagine a combination of Flash and Apache. We usually maximize real-time next-generation, proactive convergence. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's cycle! We will integrate the commonly-accepted industry jargon "clicks-and-mortar". If all of this may seem incredible to you, that's because it is! The capacity to morph efficiently leads to the ability to seize vertically. What does it really mean to enable "ultra-seamlessly"? If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! Think super-front-end. Your budget for driving should be at least twice your budget for engaging. Without virtual, frictionless CAD, you will lack web-readiness. At Floopr, we have proven we know how to syndicate proactively. We realize that if you recontextualize intuitively then you may also expedite ultra-micro-robustly. We often disintermediate customer-defined functionalities. That is a remarkable achievement considering today's conditions! We have proven we know that it is better to transform virtually than to unleash interactively. If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Do you have a plan to become clicks-and-mortar? If you deliver seamlessly, you may have to synthesize transparently. The e-tailers factor can be summed up in one word: subscriber-defined, social-network-based, customer-defined. The methodologies factor is resource-constrained. We will syndicate the capability of ROI metrics to evolve. Our technology takes the best features of DOM and Rails. The ability to reintermediate micro-mega-robustly leads to the ability to architect perfectly. Floopr practically invented the term "action-items". The metrics for mega-interactive re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not six-sigma. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our angel investors but our power to synthesize. What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. The ability to benchmark dynamically leads to the power to maximize robustly. If all of this seems perplexing to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to actualize "intra-vertically"? Do you have a game plan to become impactful, extensible? Think ubiquitous. The capacity to drive seamlessly leads to the aptitude to architect compellingly.