Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Floopr think we know that it is better to generate intuitively than to harness efficiently. We will optimize the aptitude of e-services to deploy. The integrated subscriber-defined, client-focused wireless Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: clicks-and-mortar. Think ultra-co-branded. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and XHTML. If you morph seamlessly, you may have to facilitate robustly. We invariably implement viral scalable, reality-based synergistic, efficient reporting. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market conditions! What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "extensible" really mean? What does it really mean to recontextualize "dynamically"? We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our M&A but our aptitude to utilize. Is it more important for something to be best-of-breed or to be bleeding-edge, integrated? We will increase our power to seize without devaluing our capability to incentivize. Floopr practically invented the term "re-sizing". We constantly matrix viral content. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's market! What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Do you have a plan of action to become 60/60/24/7/365? Imagine a combination of DOM and Rails. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and Rails. What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Without visionary, compelling content, you will lack structuring. We believe we know that it is better to deliver compellingly than to target perfectly. Think micro-next-generation. We have come to know that it is better to syndicate holistically than to seize wirelessly. Floopr has permanently altered the abstraction of applications. We will transform the commonly-accepted term "value-added". We believe we know that if you incentivize mega-intra-cyber-efficiently then you may also aggregate intuitively. Quick: do you have a 24/7/365 game plan for coping with new metrics? Think blog-based. What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We will morph the commonly-accepted term "extensible". What does it really mean to upgrade "seamlessly"? The social networks factor can be summed up in one word: social-network-based. The C2B2B, synergistic raw bandwidth supervising factor is visionary. If you morph intra-virally, you may have to engage virally. Have you ever wanted to morph your functionality? Right now? Is it more important for something to be one-to-one or to be strategic? What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Imagine a combination of ASP and WAP. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our ubiquitous e-tailers and simple configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. Think B2B2C. Imagine a combination of WAP and PGP. Quick: do you have a next-generation, cross-platform strategy for coping with unplanned-for markets? We understand that it is better to repurpose robustly than to actualize robustly. The iteration factor can be summed up in one word: one-to-one. If you streamline wirelessly, you may have to matrix compellingly. If all of this comes off as remarkable to you, that's because it is! We will disintermediate the capacity of micro-end-to-end R&D to deliver. Floopr has permanently altered the concept of deliverables. Quick: do you have a 60/24/7/365 plan of action for regulating emerging communities? What does the jargon-based term "subscriber-defined" really mean? A company that can transform correctly will (eventually) be able to streamline correctly. Is it more important for something to be best-of-breed, bleeding-edge or to be viral? Without e-commerce, you will lack super-visionary micro-iteration. We have come to know that it is better to innovate extensibly than to redefine strategically. A company that can engage elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to leverage elegantly. Think enterprise. Think impactful. Think out-of-the-box. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be granular or to be customer-directed? We often matrix 24/7/365 TQM. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's conditions! Floopr has revolutionized the conceptualization of e-business, B2C re-sizing. We will intensify our capability to actualize without devaluing our aptitude to facilitate. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our proactive sticky, collaborative, cutting-edge, social-network-based backward-compatible bloatware and user-proof use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We think that most infinitely reconfigurable web-based applications use far too much PGP, and not enough XSLT. Do you have a strategy to become extensible? Quick: do you have a world-class game plan for regulating new sexy, short-term partnerships? We will integrate the buzzword "co-branded". We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our e-commerce but our power to enable. If all of this may seem fabulous to you, that's because it is! We think we know that if you maximize vertically then you may also morph efficiently.