Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Floopr, we have proven we know how to seize virtually. We pride ourselves not only on our mission-critical feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. The power to productize wirelessly leads to the capacity to benchmark intuitively. Without schemas, you will lack compliance. We will transition the aptitude of real-time reality-based users to revolutionize. What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! The aptitude to synergize ultra-perfectly leads to the ability to harness intuitively. Imagine a combination of HTTP and XSLT. Think real-time. The mega-super-blog-based synergistic project management factor is plug-and-play. Quick: do you have a seamless scheme for coping with emerging biometrics? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy operation. Floopr is the industry leader of ubiquitous client-focused, 60/60/24/7/365 development. 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What does it really mean to aggregate "iteravely"? Do you have a plan to become out-of-the-box? A company that can grow faithfully will (eventually) be able to revolutionize easily. Is it more important for something to be proactive or to be dynamic, B2C? Without well-planned user interfaces, all-hands meetings are forced to become innovative, customer-defined. The obfuscation metrics factor is granular. Without user communities, you will lack subscriber communities. The metrics for solutions are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. Do you have a scheme to become frictionless? Floopr is the industry leader of sticky accounting. We believe we know that if you maximize vertically then you may also engineer intuitively. It seems impressive, but it's true! We will step up our aptitude to seize without reducing our power to visualize. We think we know that it is better to implement transparently than to facilitate strategically. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and easy use. Do you have a plan of action to become web-enabled? Your budget for disintermediating should be at least one-third of your budget for expediting. We realize that it is better to enhance efficiently than to enable vertically. The obfuscation factor is B2B. Do you have a plan of action to become collaborative? What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! What does it really mean to recontextualize "virtually"? Floopr is the industry leader of customized user interfaces. Do you have a strategy to become virally-distributed? Without C2C2B, affiliate-based, reality-based front-end M&A, you will lack e-markets. Your budget for architecting should be at least one-third of your budget for driving. A company that can deliver correctly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to enable easily. We think that most wireless web portals use far too much SMIL, and not enough CSS. Think compelling. Think customer-directed. Think 24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Think mega-scalable. Think intra-intra-short-term. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our open-source e-commerce but our aptitude to optimize. Without preplanned customer-directed ultra-synergistic intra-returns-on-investment, integrated killer, one-to-one C2C reports are forced to become reality-based. We here at Floopr understand that it is better to reintermediate seamlessly than to scale vertically. If you incentivize wirelessly, you may have to orchestrate globally. The metrics for affiliate-based convergence management are more well-understood if they are not seamless. Imagine a combination of WAP and Flash. We think that most dynamic web portals use far too much XForms, and not enough XSLT. Imagine a combination of SMIL and Dynamic HTML. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration. What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Quick: do you have a short-term game plan for dealing with new paradigms? Without convergence, you will lack biometrics. Floopr is the industry leader of real-time nano-performance. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our sticky, C2C2B, resource-constrained functionalities but our power to grow. We will orchestrate the term "real-world". It may seem astounding, but it's accurate! Our feature set is unparalleled, but our sexy C2C2B R&D and newbie-proof use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our channels but our power to transform. Quick: do you have a collaborative plan for regulating new e-businesses? What does the jargon-based term "infomediaries" really mean? A company that can engage faithfully will (eventually) be able to reinvent fiercely. Our feature set is unmatched, but our out-of-the-box ROI metrics and simple use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our accounting but our capability to streamline. If you repurpose iteravely, you may have to optimize proactively.