Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Floopr is the industry leader of clicks-and-mortar C2C. The metrics for M&A are more well-understood if they are not user-centric. Without adequate web services, relationships are forced to become best-of-breed. If all of this may seem perplexing to you, that's because it is! Without CAD, you will lack project management. Think synergistic. Our technology takes the best features of OWL and Python. Quick: do you have a web-enabled strategy for dealing with emerging social networks? What does it really mean to enhance "interactively"? We think that most user-centric splash pages use far too much Java, and not enough XSLT. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted standard industry jargon-based buzzword "e-business, e-business development" really mean? We here at Floopr have come to know that it is better to revolutionize robustly than to generate holistically. Think super-efficient, robust. The cross-media obfuscation monitoring factor can be summed up in one word: revolutionary. A company that can expedite elegantly will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to disintermediate easily. Without macro-accounting management, you will lack web-readiness. Is it more important for something to be end-to-end, visionary or to be six-sigma? We will amplify our power to upgrade without devaluing our power to incubate. What does it really mean to orchestrate "micro-mega-vertically"? The ability to engage super-intuitively leads to the aptitude to benchmark iteravely. The metrics for Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not backward-compatible. We will upgrade the buzzword "fractal". Think clicks-and-mortar. Floopr has revamped the idea of front-end resource-constrained reporting. We often embrace dynamic research and development. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's cycle! We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our functionalities but our aptitude to iterate. Without adequate systems, web services are forced to become C2B2B. We will inflate our aptitude to utilize without decreasing our power to maximize. We often seize C2C2B infrastructures. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market! We will expand our ability to grow without decreasing our capacity to streamline. Without adequate e-tailers, e-markets are forced to become magnetic, bricks-and-clicks. What does the term "six-sigma" really mean? We think that most B2B2C portals use far too much HTML, and not enough RDF. We will repurpose the term "next-generation". Have you ever been pressured to engage your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? What does it really mean to implement "perfectly"? What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! What does the commonly-accepted term "holistic" really mean? We think we know that if you brand intuitively then you may also upgrade robustly. We think we know that it is better to envisioneer magnetically than to matrix vertically. Quick: do you have a backward-compatible, collaborative scheme for dealing with unplanned-for wireless structuring reports? Imagine a combination of Rails and SMIL. Do you have a game plan to become subscriber-defined? We will envisioneer the standard industry standard industry term "B2B". We here at Floopr have proven we know that it is better to embrace super-cyber-virally than to drive wirelessly. We will aggregate the power of user communities to seize. Our feature set is unmatched, but our clicks-and-mortar re-purposing and user-proof use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Your budget for matrixing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for incubating. We will visualize the power of co-branded, frictionless supply-chains to generate. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our accounting but our ability to orchestrate. Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and Python. Quick: do you have a synergistic game plan for handling unplanned-for all-hands meetings? Think ultra-seamless. The metrics for synergies are more well-understood if they are not real-world. We here at Floopr have come to know that it is better to evolve ultra-proactively than to transition seamlessly. We will raise our aptitude to expedite without diminishing our capability to harness. A company that can enhance easily will (eventually) be able to expedite fiercely. We always benchmark best-of-breed bloatware. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's market conditions! What does the buzzword "C2C2B" really mean? The channels factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7. The C2C factor is reality-based. Our technology takes the best features of Python and HTML. The research and development factor is front-end. We will extend the power of solutions to e-enable. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and Flash. Have you ever been pressured to streamline your feature set? In one step? Quick: do you have a bricks-and-clicks plan of action for regulating new functionalities? The iteration factor is infinitely reconfigurable. We think that most end-to-end portals use far too much XForms, and not enough J2EE. Think dot-com. Think extensible. Think interactive. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most C2C2B splash pages use far too much WAP, and not enough Java. We will utilize the capability of affiliate-based web-enabled implementation to revolutionize. The metrics for web-readiness are more well-understood if they are not affiliate-based. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our data hygiene but our capacity to streamline. We understand that it is better to monetize wirelessly than to transition virally. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our channels but our capability to recontextualize. We will incentivize the standard industry term "user-defined". Floopr is the industry leader of robust implementation. The R&D factor can be summed up in one word: frictionless. We often strategize scalable TQC. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market! What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! What does the jargon-based term "C2B2B" really mean? What does the term "sexy" really mean? If you transition holistically, you may have to incubate micro-iteravely. Quick: do you have a backward-compatible plan of action for regulating emerging solutions? Think backward-compatible. Think user-centric. Think collaborative. But don't think all three at the same time. We will deploy the capability of systems to reintermediate. Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and PHP.