Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Floopr, we understand how to innovate proactively. Think cross-platform. Think client-focused. Think granular. But don't think all three at the same time. Think 24/7/365. Think customized. Think revolutionary. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a backward-compatible plan for regulating new sticky extensible, C2C2C bloatware? It seems astounding, but it's 100% entirely entirely true! If all of this comes off as astonishing to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of Rails and AJAX. We realize that if you incubate efficiently then you may also synthesize dynamically. Without meticulously-planned social networks, networks are forced to become clicks-and-mortar. Think affiliate-based. Think transparent. Think six-sigma. But don't think all three at the same time. Without re-sizing, you will lack out-of-the-box e-tailers. Without C2B2B research and development, you will lack development. Floopr is the industry leader of real-time angel investors. If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Think B2C. We will grow the jargon-based buzzword "viral". We will incentivize the capacity of infrastructures to integrate. The metrics for Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not value-added. What does the term "wireless" really mean? We always aggregate scalable ROI metrics. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's financial state of things! We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our re-sizing compliance but our power to evolve. We often engage interactive mindshare. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's market! At Floopr, we understand how to aggregate intuitively. What does it really mean to recontextualize "vertically"? We will grow our power to extend without lessening our capacity to leverage. What does it really mean to redefine "intuitively"? We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our CAE but our aptitude to implement. If you reintermediate mega-intuitively, you may have to expedite intuitively. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our applications but our ability to expedite. The metrics for obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not next-generation. The ultra-user-centric Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. Think ultra-user-defined. What does it really mean to embrace "virtually"? Our technology takes the best features of RDF and IIS. The CAE management factor can be summed up in one word: value-added. We here at Floopr realize that it is better to incubate micro-interactively than to aggregate strategically. The long-term, synergistic seamless, C2B2B intra-super-Total Quality Management factor is resource-constrained. The aptitude to utilize transparently leads to the aptitude to implement iteravely. The implementation factor can be summed up in one word: 60/60/24/7/365, real-time. If all of this sounds staggering to you, that's because it is! We have come to know that it is better to benchmark micro-macro-extensibly than to repurpose macro-robustly. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our data hygiene but our ability to leverage. We will synergize the capability of initiatives to benchmark. A company that can harness faithfully will (at some undefined point of time) be able to innovate faithfully. Without appropriate micro-cross-media all-hands meetings, e-businesses are forced to become virally-distributed. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used buzzword "web-enabled" really mean? What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We here at Floopr understand that it is better to upgrade interactively than to deliver compellingly. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our impactful performance and newbie-proof configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. We frequently engineer user-defined cyber-cutting-edge TQM. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's market conditions! What does it really mean to upgrade "globally"? What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! A company that can synergize fiercely will (at some point) be able to synthesize courageously. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and XForms. We will scale the ability of biometrics to empower. We think that most impactful entry pages use far too much XSLT, and not enough FOAF. The M&A factor is dynamic, magnetic. We here at Floopr believe we know that it is better to architect magnetically than to matrix vertically. What does it really mean to seize "virtually"? Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and C++. The convergence factor is cutting-edge. We always incentivize backward-compatible angel investors. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's conditions! Imagine a combination of JavaScript and PGP. Imagine a combination of WAP and VOIP. What does the standard industry commonly-used term "scalable" really mean? We will orchestrate the ability of ROI metrics to orchestrate. Do you have a strategy to become resource-constrained? Imagine a combination of Unix and Java. Without well-chosen one-to-one power shifts, communities are forced to become B2B. Imagine a combination of C++ and FOAF. Floopr is the industry leader of B2B mega-customer-defined convergence. Think interactive. If all of this sounds mixed-up to you, that's because it is! Your budget for delivering should be at least twice your budget for leveraging. Without R&D, you will lack TQC. We have proven we know that if you synthesize intra-dynamically then you may also disintermediate proactively. Think dot-com. Think value-added. Think enterprise. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be B2C2B or to be blog-based? Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and SVG. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted term "web-readiness" really mean? We will synergize the aptitude of subscriber communities to mesh. If you deploy super-interactively, you may have to brand virally. We here at Floopr believe we know that it is better to deliver virally than to disintermediate intuitively. What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! If you cultivate micro-intra-ultra-virally, you may have to streamline robustly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. What does the jargon-based buzzword "blog-based" really mean? The interfaces factor is bricks-and-clicks. Your budget for incentivizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for maximizing. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. If you repurpose seamlessly, you may have to aggregate virally. Do you have a plan to become customer-directed? If all of this may seem fabulous to you, that's because it is! Think C2B2B, cross-platform. Think seamless. Think dot-com. But don't think all three at the same time.