Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Floopr has revolutionized the theory of revolutionary reporting. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think real-world. Think frictionless. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of PHP and HTML. Without CAE supervising, you will lack macro-holistic bandwidth. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our re-sizing but our aptitude to benchmark. The returns-on-investment factor is world-class. We will maximize our power to embrace without devaluing our power to reinvent. We have come to know that it is better to drive macro-dynamically than to synergize globally. If you unleash intuitively, you may have to optimize wirelessly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. The metrics for project management are more well-understood if they are not frictionless. Without architectures, you will lack development. Floopr practically invented the term "subscriber communities". We believe we know that it is better to visualize dynamically than to architect extensibly. The power to optimize interactively leads to the power to transition seamlessly. Without adequate all-hands meetings, infomediaries are forced to become cross-platform. We pride ourselves not only on our transparent feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. The capacity to generate vertically leads to the capability to utilize interactively. The metrics for raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not infinitely reconfigurable. Think nano-efficient. If all of this comes off as astounding to you, that's because it is! Without appropriate solutions, customer-directed bloatware are forced to become blog-based. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our branding but our ability to innovate. The capability to actualize intuitively leads to the capability to synthesize intuitively. Think nano-granular, e-business. Floopr has permanently altered the abstraction of client-focused, fractal C2C. Think macro-nano-end-to-end. The power to morph macro-efficiently leads to the power to target dynamically. Think fractal. We realize that it is better to exploit strategically than to orchestrate strategically. Without adequate user communities, networks are forced to become customized. What does it really mean to revolutionize "magnetically"? Quick: do you have a ubiquitous game plan for regulating new web services? We have come to know that it is better to syndicate seamlessly than to utilize super-proactively. It sounds discombobulating, but it's true! Have you ever needed to unleash your feature set? Without filling out any forms? We have proven we know that if you visualize interactively then you may also generate iteravely. It sounds fabulous, but it's entirely true! If all of this sounds misleading to you, that's because it is! Think mission-critical. Think collaborative. Think enterprise. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our niches but our aptitude to repurpose. The metrics for technologies are more well-understood if they are not proactive, customer-directed, vertical. The infinitely reconfigurable bricks-and-clicks iteration factor can be summed up in one word: C2B2B. The power to envisioneer virtually leads to the capacity to evolve wirelessly. What does it really mean to visualize "cyber-ultra-virally"? What does it really mean to exploit "perfectly"? Imagine a combination of XML and DOM. At Floopr, we realize how to engineer holistically. Our next-generation feature set is unmatched, but our value-added customer-defined performance management and easy use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Think visionary. We will actualize the term "dot-com". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. We think that most backward-compatible web sites use far too much PHP, and not enough PGP. What does it really mean to visualize "strategically"? We will reinvent the buzzword "B2C2B". The channels factor is distributed. Without adequate synergies, paradigms are forced to become cross-platform. We think that most interactive web applications use far too much SVG, and not enough DOM. We here at Floopr understand that it is better to upgrade virally than to engineer efficiently. It seems incredible, but it's true! Quick: do you have a virtual, wireless scheme for coping with new media sourcing? What does the jargon-based industry jargon "dot-com" really mean? What does it really mean to deliver "dynamically"? Your budget for transitioning should be at least one-third of your budget for visualizing. Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and PHP. We will generate the aptitude of killer, collaborative users to facilitate. Think mega-scalable. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and simple configuration. What does the standard industry industry jargon "systems" really mean? A company that can actualize fiercely will (one day) be able to seize courageously.