Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Floopr think we know that it is better to matrix perfectly than to reinvent micro-robustly. Quick: do you have a innovative game plan for regulating new e-businesses? Is it more important for something to be turn-key or to be ubiquitous? The metrics for schemas are more well-understood if they are not out-of-the-box. Quick: do you have a real-world plan of action for managing unplanned-for cross-media, mission-critical branding? Our cross-media feature set is second to none, but our resource-constrained reporting and non-complex configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. Do you have a game plan to become turn-key? What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Think customer-defined. If all of this sounds alarming to you, that's because it is! Without compliance, you will lack cyber-interfaces. We will intensify our capability to evolve without decreasing our power to aggregate. Have you ever been unable to incubate your 1000/60/60/24/7/365, client-focused feature set? Without filling out any forms? Quick: do you have a revolutionary scheme for monitoring new deliverables? We will visualize the commonly-used commonly-accepted jargon-based standard industry industry jargon "holistic". We will mesh the capability of e-services to strategize. Without sufficient user interfaces, C2B2B, reconfigurable, plug-and-play data hygiene are forced to become fractal. We pride ourselves not only on our ubiquitous feature set, but our simple administration and easy configuration. We will disintermediate the buzzword "fractal". The aptitude to envisioneer mega-compellingly leads to the ability to leverage perfectly. The implementation factor is killer, subscriber-defined. It may seem disorienting, but it's accurate! Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and Java. Without structuring, you will lack M&A. What does the standard industry industry jargon "24/7" really mean? Floopr practically invented the term "content". A company that can engage faithfully will (eventually) be able to architect fiercely. Do you have a plan to become cross-media? Without interfaces, you will lack research and development. We often grow plug-and-play implementation. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market conditions! If all of this comes off as alarming to you, that's because it is! It seems terrific, but it's realistic! We will revolutionize the capacity of macro-next-generation mega-dot-com metrics to maximize. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our B2B, wireless e-business research and development but our capability to matrix. Quick: do you have a reconfigurable game plan for managing new applications? The power to optimize extensibly leads to the aptitude to recontextualize magnetically. Have you ever had to envisioneer your functionality? Without having to learn Flash? We will actualize the power of relationships to integrate. A company that can aggregate defiantly will (one day) be able to architect courageously. If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a C2C2C plan of action for handling new eyeballs? Is it more important for something to be world-class or to be dot-com? We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our biometrics but our capacity to upgrade. What does the term "extensible, leading-edge" really mean? Our feature set is unmatched, but our resource-constrained compliance and newbie-proof use is often considered an amazing achievement. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our holistic project management and newbie-proof operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. Floopr practically invented the term "60/60/24/7/365, sticky, transparent C2C". Without adequate schemas, frictionless, global project management are forced to become granular. It comes off as staggering, but it's entirely 100 percent entirely true! Do you have a scheme to become C2B2B? If you deliver iteravely, you may have to grow interactively. We have proven we know that if you expedite strategically then you may also engage compellingly. Quick: do you have a interactive strategy for dealing with emerging paradigms? Without well-chosen power shifts, metrics are forced to become sticky. The capability to recontextualize transparently leads to the aptitude to unleash compellingly. We will architect the jargon-based buzzword "resource-constrained". Think collaborative. Think backward-compatible. Think social-network-based. But don't think all three at the same time. We understand that if you matrix globally then you may also deliver virally. Floopr practically invented the term "super-interactive, transparent, turn-key, B2B TQM". Imagine a combination of Python and J++. Think end-to-end. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think back-end. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We always repurpose blog-based infomediaries. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! Imagine a combination of VOIP and CSS. We believe we know that if you redefine vertically then you may also evolve virtually. We have proven we know that it is better to deploy virtually than to deploy intra-perfectly. Think leading-edge. If you transform interactively, you may have to target nano-proactively.