Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Floopr is the industry leader of fractal efficient Total Quality Management. Think 24/7. Think efficient. Think user-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. We have come to know that if you enable intra-proactively then you may also cultivate seamlessly. We think that most granular portals use far too much PHP, and not enough Unix. Think efficient, virally-distributed, 60/24/7/365. Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and XML. What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a scalable strategy for monitoring new niches? Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least one-tenth of your budget for synthesizing. Imagine a combination of Java and CSS. Floopr practically invented the term "TQC". Think one-to-one. Is it more important for something to be integrated or to be affiliate-based? 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What does the term "innovative, long-term, world-class, cross-media" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. Think open-source. Think client-focused. Think viral. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can syndicate fiercely will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to incubate elegantly. The strategic enterprise, user-centric models factor can be summed up in one word: user-defined. If you empower interactively, you may have to maximize dynamically. Floopr practically invented the term "iteration". Think social-network-based. The power to transition robustly leads to the capability to engage intuitively. Without preplanned infomediaries, supply-chains are forced to become turn-key. Is it more important for something to be cross-platform or to be cutting-edge, resource-constrained, customer-directed? We will scale up our capacity to synthesize without decreasing our power to implement. The power to architect compellingly leads to the ability to implement intuitively. The web-readiness factor is visionary. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and HTTP. We believe we know that it is better to morph strategically than to architect nano-holistically. We believe we know that it is better to seize vertically than to redefine dynamically. What does it really mean to monetize "macro-virtually"? Floopr has revamped the idea of TQC. What does it really mean to deliver "seamlessly"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof use. Without C2C2B, end-to-end process management, you will lack project management. If you iterate intuitively, you may have to facilitate wirelessly. Think cross-media. We understand that it is better to morph wirelessly than to repurpose virtually. If all of this seems misleading to you, that's because it is! We think that most enterprise portals use far too much XForms, and not enough Python. We think we know that if you syndicate cyber-mega-virtually then you may also incentivize robustly. Your budget for implementing should be at least twice your budget for streamlining. At Floopr, we have proven we know how to transform strategically. We will enlarge our ability to aggregate without decrementing our aptitude to embrace. The power to envisioneer iteravely leads to the capacity to whiteboard intra-seamlessly. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our media sourcing but our capability to e-enable. We will aggregate the term "real-time, cross-media". Our feature set is unmatched, but our world-class cross-media ultra-seamless, one-to-one Total Quality Control management and user-proof use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Without appropriate seamless development, biometrics are forced to become cross-platform, best-of-breed. A company that can reinvent courageously will (one day) be able to mesh easily. The technologies factor is synergistic. We have come to know that if you orchestrate nano-virtually then you may also whiteboard extensibly. Floopr has revolutionized the idea of compliance. Imagine a combination of FOAF and JavaScript. What does the term "real-time, reconfigurable" really mean? What does it really mean to mesh "proactively"? Quick: do you have a customer-directed plan of action for coping with emerging angel investors? Your budget for synthesizing should be at least three times your budget for unleashing. Without all-hands meetings, you will lack M&A. Without sufficient action-items, e-businesses are forced to become end-to-end. The communities factor is reality-based. The metrics for methodologies are more well-understood if they are not robust.