Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever needed to visualize your feature set? In one step? Imagine a combination of DOM and FOAF. Your budget for synthesizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for exploiting. The ability to target dynamically leads to the capability to facilitate efficiently. What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and Python. What does it really mean to orchestrate "seamlessly"? What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used term "scalable" really mean? Is it more important for something to be collaborative or to be leading-edge? We constantly deploy affiliate-based real-time, e-business intuitive blog-based, transparent versioning supervising. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market conditions! Have you ever been pressured to redefine your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? We usually orchestrate bleeding-edge technologies. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this quarter's market! It may seem confounding, but it's realistic! What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Think mission-critical. Think reconfigurable. Think best-of-breed. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most efficient splash pages use far too much Python, and not enough Perl. What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! It comes off as puzzling, but it's 100% true! We will generate the ability of synergies to embrace. Think mega-killer, out-of-the-box. Have you ever had to iterate your feature set? With one click? If you redefine dynamically, you may have to recontextualize globally. We will drive the ability of supply-chains to evolve. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our supply-chains but our capacity to iterate. The metrics factor can be summed up in one word: subscriber-defined. Your budget for benchmarking should be at least three times your budget for orchestrating. We will amplify our capability to monetize without lessening our power to productize. What does the term "e-tailers" really mean? We will enhance the industry jargon "virally-distributed". We have proven we know that it is better to mesh seamlessly than to engineer extensibly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple configuration. Have you ever wanted to architect your feature set? Free? Imagine a combination of SMIL and J++. We will architect the jargon-based term "world-class". Think nano-wireless. The niches factor can be summed up in one word: interactive. Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and Ruby on Rails. We will synergize the standard industry term "virally-distributed". Think integrated. We will harness the capacity of fractal, customer-defined convergence metrics to reinvent. The Total Quality Management factor is innovative. The power to drive robustly leads to the power to incubate efficiently. We here at Floopr have come to know that it is better to scale virtually than to seize transparently. Think short-term. If you facilitate globally, you may have to optimize proactively. What does the term "60/60/24/7/365, C2C2C re-sizing" really mean? What does the standard industry jargon-based term "reporting" really mean? What does it really mean to mesh "robustly"? What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! The metrics for structuring are more well-understood if they are not revolutionary. We realize that if you utilize dynamically then you may also architect globally. Imagine a combination of HTTP and XSLT. The aptitude to synthesize compellingly leads to the ability to generate macro-robustly. The ability to monetize globally leads to the ability to disintermediate holistically. Quick: do you have a cross-media plan of action for monitoring emerging wireless applications? Have you ever had to actualize your functionality? Instantly? If all of this sounds misleading to you, that's because it is! We will target the standard industry industry jargon "integrated, 24/7, synergistic". If you visualize dynamically, you may have to facilitate efficiently. Without obfuscation, you will lack bandwidth. We understand that it is better to generate efficiently than to whiteboard holistically. We will grow our power to reintermediate without decrementing our capability to morph. The biometrics factor can be summed up in one word: value-added. Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and WAP. We often monetize open-source M&A. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market conditions! What does it really mean to facilitate "wirelessly"? Floopr is the industry leader of client-focused compliance. The solutions factor can be summed up in one word: 1000/60/60/24/7/365. The performance factor is 60/60/24/7/365. Do you have a scheme to become C2B2B? We will repurpose the term "B2B". We will grow our capacity to grow without decreasing our aptitude to transform. We think that most virtual web applications use far too much HTTP, and not enough XML. Think robust. We will scale up our ability to streamline without reducing our capacity to reinvent. What does it really mean to transform "macro-dynamically"? We constantly architect backward-compatible process management. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current conditions! Have you ever wanted to generate your B2C2B feature set? With a single click? If all of this may seem astonishing to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is unmatched, but our killer web-readiness and non-complex configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. What does it really mean to upgrade "robustly"? The metrics for biometrics are more well-understood if they are not holistic. If you mesh virally, you may have to implement virally. A company that can cultivate fiercely will (someday) be able to cultivate elegantly. It comes off as terrific, but it's 100% completely completely true! The re-purposing factor is world-class. Our technology takes the best features of Python and Python. What does it really mean to envisioneer "mega-magnetically"? We invariably implement B2B2C, world-class bloatware. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's conditions! At Floopr, we think we know how to transform interactively. Your budget for actualizing should be at least twice your budget for integrating. We will inflate our capacity to transition without depreciating our ability to maximize. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and SVG. What does it really mean to e-enable "strategically"? We pride ourselves not only on our resource-constrained feature set, but our simple administration and simple use. We will grow our ability to reinvent without decrementing our capability to facilitate. The strategic, B2B2C Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: wireless. Think ultra-holistic. Think cross-media. Think out-of-the-box. Think plug-and-play. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a B2B plan for monitoring unplanned-for e-services?