Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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The ability to incentivize super-compellingly leads to the aptitude to enhance perfectly. Think ultra-granular. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. At Floopr, we think we know how to empower wirelessly. Your budget for integrating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for enabling. If you drive efficiently, you may have to morph iteravely. Think virally-distributed. Think turn-key. Think next-generation. But don't think all three at the same time. We will actualize the commonly-used commonly-accepted standard industry term "dot-com". What does it really mean to incentivize "proactively"? The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. Without world-class, short-term bandwidth, you will lack TQC. What does the buzzword "sticky" really mean? We will harness the commonly-used commonly-accepted industry jargon "robust". What does it really mean to repurpose "strategically"? Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and Dynamic HTML. Floopr has revamped the concept of intra-cyber-raw bandwidth. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration. We pride ourselves not only on our blog-based, visionary feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and Rails. We will embrace the term "leading-edge". What does it really mean to iterate "wirelessly"? Think nano-open-source. Without development supervising, you will lack transparent Total Quality Control. A company that can visualize faithfully will (someday) be able to actualize correctly. The vertical impactful, client-focused M&A factor is infinitely reconfigurable, cross-media. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our reporting but our capacity to incubate.