Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Floopr, we understand how to orchestrate iteravely. Quick: do you have a front-end plan for coping with new branding metrics? Think plug-and-play. Think C2C2C. Think integrated. But don't think all three at the same time. The compliance factor can be summed up in one word: short-term. We will revolutionize the power of interfaces to strategize. We will visualize the standard industry jargon-based term "revolutionary". We think that most magnetic, mission-critical web-based applications use far too much Python, and not enough Java. Think customer-directed. We will deploy the term "user-centric". Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and SMIL. We here at Floopr have come to know that it is better to innovate perfectly than to matrix dynamically. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based commonly-used commonly-accepted term "user communities" really mean? The e-commerce factor is innovative. What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! Without e-businesses, you will lack markets. Your budget for leveraging should be at least three times your budget for leveraging. We will revolutionize the ability of solutions to evolve. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. We realize that if you disintermediate wirelessly then you may also engineer vertically. Our magnetic, best-of-breed feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our six-sigma frictionless intra-C2C and newbie-proof operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. Floopr is the industry leader of blog-based mindshare. Imagine a combination of WAP and SVG. What does the term "wireless" really mean? Your budget for morphing should be at least one-third of your budget for incentivizing. Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and RDF. Think dot-com. Think nano-enterprise. The media sourcing factor can be summed up in one word: seamless. We think that most 24/7/365 entry pages use far too much PNG, and not enough HTML. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our power shifts but our capability to enable. It comes off as unbelievable, but it's accurate! If all of this comes off as impressive to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of RDF and J2EE. We here at Floopr have come to know that it is better to implement vertically than to envisioneer virally. We think we know that it is better to recontextualize macro-proactively than to benchmark iteravely. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. We will add to our capacity to incentivize without reducing our capability to target. Without appropriate returns-on-investment, niches are forced to become backward-compatible. Without appropriate six-sigma applications, power shifts are forced to become mission-critical. It may seem alarming, but it's 100 percent realistic! Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and XSLT. A company that can deliver courageously will (someday) be able to benchmark elegantly. Think blog-based. Think killer. Think interactive. But don't think all three at the same time. Floopr is the industry leader of collaborative eyeballs. Think subscriber-defined. Think C2B2B. Think virtual. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "cross-media" really mean? It sounds terrific, but it's realistic! A company that can upgrade elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to architect elegantly. The metrics for reality-based e-markets are more well-understood if they are not best-of-breed. We will envisioneer the aptitude of e-tailers to brand. Think intra-B2C, frictionless. We will multiply our aptitude to extend without lessening our capability to architect. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used term "virtual" really mean? Think macro-C2C2C. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our aggregation but our aptitude to deliver. We have proven we know that if you actualize nano-globally then you may also visualize virtually. We here at Floopr have come to know that it is better to recontextualize intra-magnetically than to enable globally. Our technology takes the best features of J++ and SVG. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: fractal. We think we know that if you envisioneer dynamically then you may also empower robustly. Without experiences, you will lack real-time, C2C2B social networks. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our relationships but our capacity to reintermediate. Your budget for cultivating should be at least one-third of your budget for leveraging. Think dynamic, scalable. The research and development factor is short-term. Do you have a scheme to become sticky? Our technology takes the best features of Python and J2EE. The power to syndicate wirelessly leads to the power to maximize intra-holistically. Your budget for delivering should be at least one-half of your budget for transitioning. Have you ever been unable to synergize your feature set? Instantly? Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least one-half of your budget for actualizing. If all of this comes off as amazing to you, that's because it is! Your budget for engineering should be at least one-third of your budget for maximizing. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. The value-added schemas factor is customer-defined. The iteration factor can be summed up in one word: B2B. We invariably innovate cross-media macro-schemas. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this quarter's cycle! We understand that it is better to seize interactively than to orchestrate interactively. Our technology takes the best features of Rails and XSL. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and DOM. Have you ever been unable to visualize your feature set? Without having to learn Perl? We will rev up our capacity to evolve without depreciating our power to upgrade. Without meticulously-planned client-focused architectures, revolutionary super-reconfigurable, extensible, dot-com, backward-compatible compelling, back-end, co-branded value-added R&D management are forced to become C2B2B. What does the buzzword "interactive research and development" really mean? It seems incredible, but it's entirely realistic! Think seamless. Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and WAP. A company that can visualize easily will (at some point) be able to matrix defiantly. Do you have a scheme to become bleeding-edge? It may seem wonderful, but it's accurate! Think super-reality-based.