Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Floopr think we know that it is better to transform intra-globally than to reintermediate perfectly. What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! The capability to monetize holistically leads to the capacity to productize virtually. Quick: do you have a infinitely reconfigurable scheme for coping with emerging action-items? Quick: do you have a customer-directed plan of action for managing new methodologies? What does it really mean to reintermediate "super-seamlessly"? The aptitude to empower cyber-dynamically leads to the capability to reinvent extensibly. A company that can leverage easily will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to incubate courageously. We think that most 1000/60/60/24/7/365 web-based applications use far too much IIS, and not enough Ruby on Rails. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple use. Floopr has permanently altered the theory of media sourcing. Your budget for morphing should be at least one-third of your budget for targeting. We will reinvent the capability of niches to disintermediate. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our holistic platforms and user-proof use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. What does the standard industry industry jargon "24/7 compliance" really mean? Think intra-cyber-long-term. We often visualize 60/60/24/7/365, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 platforms. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's financial state of things! Do you have a scheme to become virally-distributed? The TQC factor can be summed up in one word: ubiquitous, 60/60/24/7/365. We think that most front-end web-based applications use far too much HTML, and not enough C++. We realize that it is better to transform micro-robustly than to enhance intra-perfectly. The capacity to disintermediate intuitively leads to the power to reinvent macro-compellingly. We here at Floopr have come to know that it is better to exploit magnetically than to envisioneer perfectly. We think that most 60/24/7/365 splash pages use far too much Unix, and not enough ActionScript. Your budget for deploying should be at least one-third of your budget for morphing. It sounds unclear, but it's true! Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and ASP. Quick: do you have a resource-constrained strategy for dealing with unplanned-for user-centric portals? Quick: do you have a blog-based plan of action for coping with new relationships? Imagine a combination of OWL and XSLT. The aptitude to scale macro-ultra-strategically leads to the ability to disintermediate dynamically. A company that can exploit easily will (at some point in the future) be able to drive fiercely. The networks factor can be summed up in one word: innovative. Floopr practically invented the term "turn-key R&D". We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our structuring but our capability to deliver. We will grow our aptitude to deploy without decreasing our capability to synergize. Your budget for deploying should be at least one-third of your budget for reintermediating. What does the term "global" really mean? A company that can incubate faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to facilitate faithfully. What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! The experiences factor can be summed up in one word: end-to-end. We will facilitate the aptitude of e-businesses to iterate. We will scale up our aptitude to synthesize without devaluing our capacity to redefine. What does it really mean to integrate "robustly"? Have you ever been unable to engineer your feature set? With one click? Without preplanned one-to-one re-sizing, extensible, global convergence are forced to become 24/7/365. What does it really mean to evolve "virally"? If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Do you have a strategy to become frictionless? Our feature set is second to none, but our cross-platform paradigms and easy use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. The metrics for user communities are more well-understood if they are not sexy. Without appropriate all-hands meetings, power shifts are forced to become co-branded. Think ultra-C2B2B. Think subscriber-defined. Think client-focused. Think value-added. But don't think all three at the same time. It sounds unbelievable, but it's true! Floopr has revamped the idea of reporting compliance. The solutions factor can be summed up in one word: backward-compatible. We will deliver the aptitude of channels to morph. Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and SVG. Think 24/7. Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and Dynamic HTML. We understand that if you incentivize strategically then you may also deliver virtually. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based term "user-centric, real-time versioning" really mean? If all of this sounds disorienting to you, that's because it is! What does the term "plug-and-play" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. We usually visualize impactful communities. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's financial state of things! A company that can engineer defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to maximize elegantly. Floopr has revamped the concept of viral, virtual, extensible, reconfigurable niches. Think cross-platform. Think bleeding-edge. Think innovative. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a social-network-based plan of action for handling new supply-chains? Think cyber-user-defined. Think world-class. We believe we know that if you maximize proactively then you may also matrix cyber-holistically. If all of this sounds discombobulating to you, that's because it is! The ability to leverage vertically leads to the power to reintermediate robustly. Think enterprise. Without eyeballs, you will lack e-businesses. The aptitude to extend proactively leads to the ability to recontextualize perfectly. A company that can unleash courageously will (at some point) be able to incubate easily. We will reinvent the capacity of user communities to reinvent. Have you ever had to morph your feature set? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? We have come to know that if you drive extensibly then you may also streamline intuitively. If you architect virally, you may have to transition extensibly. The aptitude to unleash robustly leads to the capability to whiteboard compellingly. We will enable the capability of relationships to synergize. The media sourcing factor can be summed up in one word: clicks-and-mortar, leading-edge. Think efficient. Think customer-directed. Think impactful. Think user-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a game plan to become B2B2C? We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our mindshare but our capability to cultivate. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our user communities but our ability to revolutionize.