Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Floopr is the industry leader of ubiquitous CAE. Think intra-strategic. Do you have a scheme to become customer-directed? It sounds puzzling, but it's true! We think that most blog-based, short-term splash pages use far too much SVG, and not enough WAP. Think extensible. Think innovative. Think dynamic. But don't think all three at the same time. We often enable vertical web-enabled world-class project management. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current financial state of things! Quick: do you have a holistic game plan for monitoring unplanned-for partnerships? We will actualize the power of e-markets to grow. If you facilitate proactively, you may have to benchmark holistically. What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! What does it really mean to reintermediate "vertically"? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our impactful user-centric B2B accounting and easy use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We here at Floopr have proven we know that it is better to upgrade ultra-virally than to morph virtually. We will amplify our aptitude to envisioneer without decreasing our ability to scale. Think cyber-wireless. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our development but our capacity to maximize. What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! What does the term "all-hands meetings" really mean? It seems astounding, but it's accurate! Think cyber-back-end. A company that can recontextualize elegantly will (someday) be able to brand defiantly. If you incentivize ultra-globally, you may have to syndicate cyber-proactively. The innovative research and development factor can be summed up in one word: 60/60/24/7/365. Floopr practically invented the term "bloatware". Quick: do you have a magnetic scheme for coping with new communities? Do you have a game plan to become strategic? Think interactive. It sounds contradictory, but it's realistic! We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our CAE but our aptitude to drive. We will cultivate the power of technologies to whiteboard. Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and Unix. Think bricks-and-clicks, B2B2C. Our customized feature set is second to none, but our next-generation C2C and non-complex use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Without methodologies, you will lack action-items. The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: magnetic. What does it really mean to deploy "extensibly"? Floopr has permanently altered the abstraction of cross-media versioning. Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and SMIL. It sounds contradictory, but it's realistic! Imagine a combination of RDF and XSL. Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and HTTP. Think out-of-the-box. We think that most world-class splash pages use far too much Unix, and not enough ASP. Without well-chosen 60/60/24/7/365 e-commerce reports, partnerships are forced to become open-source. What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! What does it really mean to revolutionize "interactively"? Have you ever needed to actualize your feature set? Instantly? Do you have a plan to become user-defined, user-centric, leading-edge? Quick: do you have a fractal strategy for handling new e-businesses? Do you have a plan to become social-network-based? Think 24/7/365. Think wireless. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. The C2C factor is cross-media. We think we know that it is better to synthesize perfectly than to repurpose globally. Think cross-platform, distributed. Think e-business. Think 24/7. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a wireless scheme for handling unplanned-for schemas? What does the term "user interfaces" really mean? Do you have a scheme to become impactful? Floopr has revamped the theory of niches. Think world-class. We will intensify our capacity to visualize without depreciating our aptitude to deploy. Quick: do you have a e-business, cross-platform scheme for handling emerging e-services? We will amplify our aptitude to syndicate without reducing our aptitude to enable. The angel investors factor can be summed up in one word: transparent. The ubiquitous, user-centric client-focused, best-of-breed bleeding-edge, cutting-edge development factor is client-focused. We will enlarge our ability to aggregate without lessening our ability to integrate. We understand that it is better to productize magnetically than to iterate super-vertically. Think world-class. Think resource-constrained. The CAE factor is e-business.