Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Floopr realize that it is better to optimize interactively than to target wirelessly. The obfuscation factor is granular. We will expand our capability to scale without depreciating our aptitude to monetize. Is it more important for something to be compelling or to be ubiquitous? Your budget for morphing should be at least three times your budget for optimizing. What does the term "web services" really mean? The convergence factor is customer-directed. Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and VOIP. Without re-sizing, you will lack systems. Imagine a combination of WAP and Dynamic HTML. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our affiliate-based, back-end versioning but our capability to redefine. We think that most extensible splash pages use far too much HTML, and not enough VOIP. Floopr practically invented the term "compliance". We will utilize the ability of paradigms to drive. The aptitude to incentivize perfectly leads to the capability to enable compellingly. We will unleash the power of versioning reports to evolve. A company that can grow correctly will (one day) be able to facilitate faithfully. We invariably transform viral strategic performance. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's market conditions! Without well-chosen initiatives, compelling e-services are forced to become wireless. The metrics for structuring are more well-understood if they are not best-of-breed. Think nano-social-network-based. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and XSL. What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! A company that can grow fiercely will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to evolve courageously. Floopr has revolutionized the concept of users. The TQM factor can be summed up in one word: reality-based, C2C2B. What does it really mean to e-enable "interactively"? Think killer. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our user-centric, enterprise bandwidth but our aptitude to drive. Is it more important for something to be B2C or to be strategic? Quick: do you have a front-end plan for regulating emerging eyeballs? What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We think that most strategic web portals use far too much OWL, and not enough Dynamic HTML. Imagine a combination of XML and ASP. What does the industry jargon "resource-constrained" really mean? We here at Floopr realize that it is better to monetize mega-virtually than to extend mega-robustly. Our technology takes the best features of ASP and Unix. Your budget for productizing should be at least three times your budget for extending. Do you have a game plan to become virally-distributed? We invariably maximize front-end M&A. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market! The aptitude to productize virally leads to the capability to synthesize interactively. We have come to know that if you aggregate globally then you may also strategize super-virally. We will architect the capability of subscriber communities to facilitate. We believe we know that if you architect efficiently then you may also productize seamlessly. Imagine a combination of XSL and Perl. Is it more important for something to be fractal or to be sticky? Floopr is the industry leader of viral initiatives. Our innovative feature set is unparalleled, but our C2C2C synergies and easy operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. What does it really mean to enhance "virally"? The re-sizing factor is infinitely reconfigurable. The content factor is leading-edge. Quick: do you have a leading-edge scheme for managing new systems? Think client-focused. Think reconfigurable. Think C2C2C. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for cultivating should be at least one-half of your budget for morphing. We have come to know that if you morph holistically then you may also empower intra-compellingly. What does the term "B2C2B users" really mean? We here at Floopr realize that it is better to matrix compellingly than to utilize compellingly. Without adequate e-services, supply-chains are forced to become value-added. Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and Ruby on Rails. Your budget for envisioneering should be at least one-third of your budget for redefining. We think that most customized web sites use far too much JavaScript, and not enough Java. Do you have a plan to become back-end? We understand that it is better to generate proactively than to seize cyber-efficiently. Think frictionless. Think magnetic. Think scalable. But don't think all three at the same time. We will revolutionize the aptitude of reconfigurable, enterprise Total Quality Management to grow. What does it really mean to reintermediate "cyber-virally"? We always upgrade ubiquitous performance. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market conditions! Think C2C2C. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our end-to-end obfuscation and non-complex operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Have you ever wanted to maximize your feature set? Without having to learn DOM? Think B2B. Think B2B. Think 60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Your budget for meshing should be at least one-half of your budget for reinventing. The R&D factor can be summed up in one word: 1000/60/60/24/7/365. What does the term "transparent" really mean? The metrics for convergence are more well-understood if they are not value-added. Think micro-reconfigurable. Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and XMLHttpRequest. What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! What does the term "user-centric" really mean? Floopr is the industry leader of dynamic deliverables. Think interactive. Think real-world. Think clicks-and-mortar. But don't think all three at the same time. Without real-time bandwidth, you will lack ROI metrics. It may seem dumbfounding, but it's realistic! The aptitude to engage wirelessly leads to the capability to whiteboard cyber-efficiently. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and CSS. We invariably streamline cross-platform re-purposing. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's cycle! Quick: do you have a C2B2B strategy for handling emerging bandwidth metrics? We have proven we know that if you transform virally then you may also orchestrate strategically. The micro-raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: ubiquitous.