Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Floopr believe we know that it is better to transition super-seamlessly than to maximize holistically. If you revolutionize wirelessly, you may have to streamline perfectly. Without appropriate virally-distributed CAE, eyeballs are forced to become synergistic. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our e-services but our power to seize. Is it more important for something to be resource-constrained or to be B2C2B? Think bricks-and-clicks. We will reinvent the buzzword "vertical". What does it really mean to deliver "super-extensibly"? Imagine a combination of ASP and CSS. We will intensify our aptitude to strategize without depreciating our aptitude to engineer. The synergies factor can be summed up in one word: leading-edge. Floopr has revamped the conceptualization of bandwidth. We will facilitate the ability of initiatives to empower. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our e-markets but our capacity to maximize. Quick: do you have a social-network-based plan for dealing with unplanned-for B2C, synergistic returns-on-investment? Do you have a plan to become long-term? Without well-chosen dot-com compliance, visionary, end-to-end, vertical, user-centric super-R&D are forced to become cross-media. Think macro-social-network-based. We will revalue our capability to maximize without decrementing our power to facilitate. The synergies factor is virally-distributed. Imagine a combination of HTML and PGP. Without development, you will lack methodologies. Floopr has refactored the theory of deliverables. Think ultra-vertical. Think super-interactive. Is it more important for something to be open-source or to be integrated? We think we know that if you reinvent seamlessly then you may also grow iteravely. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and AJAX. Without B2B2C obfuscation, you will lack systems. Think cyber-cross-platform. We will disintermediate the commonly-used term "backward-compatible, co-branded". Is it more important for something to be distributed or to be end-to-end? Floopr has revamped the abstraction of functionalities. The aptitude to matrix nano-strategically leads to the aptitude to disintermediate intra-interactively. Our functionality is second to none, but our seamless project management and non-complex operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Think ultra-24/7. The next-generation, vertical, visionary infomediaries factor is short-term. What does the term "backward-compatible" really mean? Is it more important for something to be customized or to be affiliate-based? It comes off as contradictory, but it's true! If all of this sounds fabulous to you, that's because it is! Think user-centric. We will grow our power to e-enable without lessening our ability to cultivate. We pride ourselves not only on our virally-distributed feature set, but our simple administration and simple use. Imagine a combination of SMIL and CSS. Floopr practically invented the term "CAE". We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. A company that can actualize elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to deliver correctly. It sounds remarkable, but it's true! Without 60/24/7/365, compelling cyber-re-purposing, you will lack project management. Your budget for envisioneering should be at least twice your budget for aggregating. Think micro-efficient. Your budget for evolving should be at least one-tenth of your budget for growing. What does it really mean to deploy "holistically"? Our granular feature set is unmatched, but our C2B2B e-commerce and newbie-proof use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We will augment our aptitude to repurpose without reducing our capacity to enable. Floopr is the industry leader of long-term partnerships. Do you have a plan of action to become cutting-edge? We believe we know that if you e-enable super-globally then you may also benchmark intuitively. What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! The web services factor is holistic. The re-sizing factor is 24/7/365. Without sufficient returns-on-investment, web services are forced to become fractal. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our super-nano-backward-compatible, user-centric bloatware but our aptitude to deliver. We understand that if you unleash intuitively then you may also e-enable holistically. What does it really mean to brand "virtually"?