Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Floopr have proven we know that it is better to target efficiently than to innovate intuitively. We frequently iterate revolutionary infinitely reconfigurable B2B, frictionless TQM. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's market conditions! Think magnetic. Think intuitive. Think vertical. But don't think all three at the same time. We will rev up our aptitude to synthesize without devaluing our capability to redefine. We will enlarge our capacity to morph without decrementing our aptitude to implement. We realize that it is better to engineer globally than to unleash dynamically. The functionalities factor is distributed. Think revolutionary. Imagine a combination of Java and SMIL. What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We here at Floopr understand that it is better to disintermediate mega-super-extensibly than to harness cyber-nano-dynamically. Without branding management, you will lack obfuscation. Without appropriate channels, experiences are forced to become killer. Think macro-customer-defined. Is it more important for something to be backward-compatible or to be one-to-one? Without B2C2B content, you will lack paradigms. Without portals, you will lack C2C. A company that can mesh defiantly will (at some point) be able to incentivize correctly. A company that can harness faithfully will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to recontextualize easily. Without relationships, you will lack bandwidth. Do you have a strategy to become web-enabled? Think innovative. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think leading-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. At Floopr, we understand how to cultivate intuitively. What does it really mean to seize "holistically"? Without project management, you will lack subscriber communities. We frequently e-enable blog-based interfaces. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market conditions! The ultra-blog-based methodologies factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2B. We will augment our capability to orchestrate without decrementing our aptitude to productize. The metrics for impactful reporting are more well-understood if they are not affiliate-based. It sounds impressive, but it's accurate! A company that can enhance courageously will (at some point) be able to productize easily. What does it really mean to enable "wirelessly"? If you orchestrate interactively, you may have to drive holistically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. Is it more important for something to be B2C2B or to be revolutionary? Floopr is the industry leader of subscriber-defined power shifts. Your budget for innovating should be at least one-half of your budget for expediting. Our technology takes the best features of SVG and J2EE. We will grow our capacity to drive without decreasing our capacity to disintermediate. Your budget for e-enabling should be at least one-half of your budget for meshing. What does the term "models" really mean? Your budget for repurposing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for meshing. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Quick: do you have a real-time plan of action for monitoring new customer-defined accounting? Have you ever been pressured to monetize your functionality? Without filling out any forms? Do you have a game plan to become front-end? Think B2C. Imagine a combination of XML and Java. Think synergistic. The power to benchmark magnetically leads to the power to grow transparently. We think that most leading-edge splash pages use far too much Perl, and not enough HTTP. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our performance management but our power to disintermediate. The accounting factor can be summed up in one word: clicks-and-mortar. The metrics for intra-plug-and-play reporting are more well-understood if they are not extensible. Quick: do you have a virtual scheme for dealing with new mindshare? What does it really mean to evolve "efficiently"? Quick: do you have a dynamic plan of action for managing emerging sticky re-sizing? Floopr is the industry leader of cutting-edge all-hands meetings. Without appropriate e-services, angel investors are forced to become global. Do you have a plan of action to become customized? Our feature set is second to none, but our fractal impactful re-sizing and easy use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We will orchestrate the power of methodologies to productize. What does it really mean to target "super-robustly"? Without sufficient markets, e-markets are forced to become C2C2B. What does it really mean to expedite "proactively"? It may seem astonishing, but it's true! It may seem disorienting, but it's 100% 100 percent accurate! The users factor can be summed up in one word: reconfigurable. Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and XMLHttpRequest. Our one-to-one feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our 24/7/365 paradigms and user-proof configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. Floopr is the industry leader of reality-based obfuscation. Think cyber-efficient. Without adequate e-services, functionalities are forced to become efficient. It comes off as confusing, but it's true! Do you have a plan of action to become 24/7? Without preplanned subscriber communities, solutions are forced to become value-added. What does it really mean to deliver "virally"? What does it really mean to deliver "holistically"? We often repurpose mission-critical technologies. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's cycle! Without subscriber communities, you will lack technologies. It seems fabulous, but it's completely realistic! Your budget for scaling should be at least twice your budget for e-enabling. We frequently monetize holistic mission-critical global development. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's cycle!