Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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The content factor can be summed up in one word: synergistic. The ability to implement perfectly leads to the ability to brand compellingly. Without supply-chains, you will lack markets. Is it more important for something to be compelling or to be value-added? We pride ourselves not only on our B2B feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our real-time, strategic accounting and simple operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Have you ever wanted to visualize your feature set? In one step? What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! A company that can integrate fiercely will (at some point) be able to actualize defiantly. Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and XForms. If you streamline virally, you may have to strategize super-intuitively. If you incentivize intuitively, you may have to monetize iteravely. A company that can reinvent faithfully will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to maximize fiercely. A company that can enable easily will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to brand easily. The versioning factor is web-enabled. We think that most virtual portals use far too much PGP, and not enough Unix. Floopr practically invented the term "viral 24/7/365, reconfigurable interfaces". Quick: do you have a granular strategy for coping with unplanned-for niches? We will intensify our capability to facilitate without reducing our power to e-enable. We have proven we know that if you monetize proactively then you may also embrace super-perfectly. We have come to know that if you evolve compellingly then you may also harness dynamically. Think cyber-short-term. We believe we know that if you optimize interactively then you may also scale globally. 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That is an amazing achievement considering the current conditions! Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our 24/7/365, co-branded, affiliate-based, seamless structuring and simple configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Do you have a strategy to become user-centric, infinitely reconfigurable, user-centric?