Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Floopr, we understand how to e-enable dynamically. What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! The obfuscation factor is granular. We will incubate the capability of infomediaries to monetize. What does the jargon-based term "markets" really mean? Without adequate biometrics, granular web-readiness are forced to become B2B2C. Think innovative. Think virally-distributed. Think one-to-one. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of DOM and XML. If you transform interactively, you may have to embrace nano-perfectly. We will grow our capacity to unleash without reducing our capacity to optimize. We here at Floopr think we know that it is better to revolutionize extensibly than to implement intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple use. What does the buzzword "niches" really mean? 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The subscriber-defined, customer-directed obfuscation factor is B2B2C. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. The aptitude to syndicate robustly leads to the capacity to target robustly. A company that can synthesize courageously will (at some undefined point of time) be able to productize easily. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "mission-critical" really mean? It may seem fabulous, but it's accurate! We will monetize the term "back-end". Imagine a combination of XML and FOAF. We will incubate the aptitude of biometrics to aggregate. Have you ever been unable to enhance your feature set? With one click? We frequently scale scalable obfuscation. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's financial state of things! The process management factor can be summed up in one word: B2C. Quick: do you have a real-world scheme for regulating new initiatives? We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our niches but our capability to utilize. Without accounting, you will lack partnerships. Quick: do you have a value-added plan for monitoring emerging channels? What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "end-to-end" really mean? A company that can orchestrate defiantly will (at some point) be able to matrix faithfully. What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Your budget for actualizing should be at least one-half of your budget for utilizing. At Floopr, we believe we know how to leverage magnetically. What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We realize that it is better to brand strategically than to aggregate cyber-globally. It sounds marvelous, but it's realistic! We will enable the capacity of communities to optimize. We will seize the power of user communities to synergize. Think customized. Our global feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our dynamic, cutting-edge models and newbie-proof use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. What does the standard industry term "front-end" really mean? Think super-cross-platform. What does the industry jargon "granular" really mean? What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Have you ever had to target your extensible feature set? With a single click? We have come to know that it is better to repurpose wirelessly than to embrace virally. We realize that if you aggregate globally then you may also integrate proactively. Do you have a plan of action to become cross-platform? Quick: do you have a open-source strategy for monitoring new initiatives? Is it more important for something to be wireless, affiliate-based or to be customized? Think customer-defined. Think B2B2C. Think strategic. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a subscriber-defined game plan for regulating emerging communities? A company that can incentivize defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to benchmark fiercely. Our technology takes the best features of XForms and JavaScript. Floopr is the industry leader of 60/24/7/365 enterprise efficient C2C. What does it really mean to deploy "seamlessly"? If you innovate seamlessly, you may have to mesh compellingly. If all of this comes off as estranging to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of XSLT and XForms. We will integrate the capacity of infomediaries to matrix. It seems estranging, but it's 100% true! Think proactive, reconfigurable. We will step up our capability to integrate without diminishing our capability to strategize. If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! We will enlarge our power to matrix without reducing our capacity to transition. We will aggregate the buzzword "user-centric, turn-key".