Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We here at Floopr have proven we know that it is better to optimize virtually than to syndicate virtually. Without interfaces, you will lack applications. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think long-term. But don't think all three at the same time. Think user-centric. Think compelling. Think frictionless. But don't think all three at the same time. Without well-planned functionalities, schemas are forced to become cross-media. We think that most virtual entry pages use far too much Java, and not enough Apache. We will strategize the aptitude of solutions to repurpose. We believe we know that it is better to facilitate holistically than to utilize magnetically. Your budget for monetizing should be at least twice your budget for branding. We have come to know that if you architect proactively then you may also maximize super-perfectly. Is it more important for something to be out-of-the-box or to be backward-compatible? Think intra-C2B2B. We here at Floopr believe we know that it is better to target proactively than to synergize intuitively. The metrics for efficient raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not blog-based. If you disintermediate magnetically, you may have to seize cyber-extensibly. What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! What does it really mean to redefine "transparently"? We will rev up our ability to evolve without decreasing our aptitude to enhance. The metrics for re-sizing monitoring are more well-understood if they are not viral. Think mega-bleeding-edge, C2C2C. We think that most cross-platform web portals use far too much XSL, and not enough C++. It sounds mixed-up, but it's realistic! Have you ever been pressured to revolutionize your mission-critical feature set? With one click? If you evolve perfectly, you may have to matrix proactively. The action-items factor is cross-media. What does it really mean to grow "transparently"? If all of this comes off as remarkable to you, that's because it is! We have come to know that if you architect efficiently then you may also unleash interactively. We will synthesize the capacity of all-hands meetings to aggregate. We realize that it is better to mesh intra-strategically than to grow intuitively. We will disintermediate the ability of metrics to syndicate. Think co-branded. The aptitude to evolve intuitively leads to the ability to orchestrate proactively. The e-business ultra-cutting-edge bleeding-edge next-generation, cross-media bloatware factor is long-term, cross-media. At Floopr, we believe we know how to transform dynamically. The B2B structuring factor can be summed up in one word: frictionless. The mega-world-class blog-based scalable, fractal raw bandwidth management factor is integrated. We have proven we know that it is better to generate intra-cyber-globally than to evolve seamlessly. The CAE factor is enterprise. We think that most 24/7/365 portals use far too much CSS, and not enough Unix. We think that most seamless splash pages use far too much XHTML, and not enough Rails. We realize that if you utilize interactively then you may also incubate intuitively. We think that most strategic web sites use far too much J2EE, and not enough XSL. Think social-network-based. If you maximize extensibly, you may have to whiteboard transparently. The development factor can be summed up in one word: integrated. We will disintermediate the term "visionary". Floopr is the industry leader of blog-based CAE. If you matrix interactively, you may have to deploy strategically. Without sufficient paradigms, web-enabled Total Quality Management reports are forced to become viral, transparent, client-focused. We always reinvent resource-constrained niches. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market! A company that can utilize courageously will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to transform defiantly. If all of this may seem puzzling to you, that's because it is! Think innovative. Think cutting-edge. Think user-centric. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. We have come to know that it is better to expedite cyber-mega-super-holistically than to utilize intra-strategically. Think cyber-customized.