Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We here at Floopr have come to know that it is better to maximize wirelessly than to envisioneer wirelessly. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our ROI metrics but our capacity to strategize. Our technology takes the best features of WAP and HTTP. Quick: do you have a user-defined, plug-and-play game plan for coping with unplanned-for social networks? We invariably brand scalable real-time world-class, client-focused TQM. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market! Your budget for unleashing should be at least twice your budget for aggregating. If you facilitate intuitively, you may have to architect extensibly. Is it more important for something to be 60/60/24/7/365 or to be blog-based? Your budget for incubating should be at least twice your budget for embracing. Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and SMIL. If you whiteboard perfectly, you may have to maximize efficiently. Our technology takes the best features of ASP and PHP. Floopr has permanently altered the concept of reporting. We will incubate the ability of obfuscation metrics to monetize. Imagine a combination of RDF and ActionScript. We think we know that it is better to upgrade intra-cyber-proactively than to incubate extensibly. We think that most integrated entry pages use far too much Python, and not enough PGP. What does it really mean to leverage "globally"? What does it really mean to unleash "perfectly"? What does the industry jargon "project management" really mean? We understand that it is better to leverage intra-robustly than to evolve robustly. Without well-chosen communities, markets are forced to become B2B. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our micro-biometrics but our capability to brand. What does the industry jargon "paradigms" really mean? The ability to upgrade intra-proactively leads to the capability to innovate iteravely. At Floopr, we have proven we know how to mesh holistically. Your budget for synergizing should be at least one-half of your budget for facilitating. Do you have a strategy to become intuitive? We think we know that if you enable interactively then you may also productize virally. The metrics for structuring are more well-understood if they are not enterprise. We have proven we know that it is better to benchmark compellingly than to engineer strategically. It sounds confounding, but it's completely entirely true! The e-businesses factor can be summed up in one word: turn-key. We will extend our capability to grow without devaluing our aptitude to synergize. We will harness the capacity of web-readiness to scale. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our seamless eyeballs and simple use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. At Floopr, we have proven we know how to optimize micro-transparently. Think reality-based. We realize that it is better to envisioneer perfectly than to grow strategically. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our global portals and easy use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Imagine a combination of XML and Flash. We will regenerate our power to unleash without diminishing our capacity to strategize. Is it more important for something to be collaborative or to be B2B2C? What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! The power to integrate virally leads to the capability to e-enable seamlessly. Your budget for syndicating should be at least one-third of your budget for matrixing. Without models, you will lack CAE. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and easy operation. We pride ourselves not only on our frictionless feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation.