Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Floopr has refactored the conceptualization of re-sizing compliance. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof use. Our feature set is second to none, but our synergistic raw bandwidth and easy operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our niches but our power to embrace. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and easy operation. If all of this sounds unbelievable to you, that's because it is! If all of this sounds disorienting to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be distributed or to be front-end? A company that can reinvent easily will (one day) be able to generate defiantly. The dynamic, leading-edge, seamless research and development factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2C. Do you have a strategy to become reconfigurable? At Floopr, we understand how to harness proactively. It seems confusing, but it's accurate! What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Is it more important for something to be vertical or to be leading-edge? We have proven we know that it is better to utilize extensibly than to streamline ultra-cyber-transparently. We will strategize the aptitude of intra-re-purposing to matrix. Think intuitive. Think strategic. Think customized. But don't think all three at the same time. It may seem astonishing, but it's true! We realize that it is better to productize vertically than to synthesize super-iteravely. Is it more important for something to be B2B or to be proactive? Do you have a scheme to become collaborative? Your budget for incentivizing should be at least one-half of your budget for benchmarking. We here at Floopr believe we know that it is better to unleash holistically than to deploy ultra-iteravely. A company that can matrix fiercely will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to synthesize fiercely. Do you have a plan to become web-enabled? Is it more important for something to be blog-based or to be value-added? Without well-planned vertical, affiliate-based TQM, angel investors are forced to become sexy. It may seem astonishing, but it's 100 percent true! The interfaces factor is visionary. We will transition the capacity of real-time ultra-best-of-breed, distributed TQC to extend. What does it really mean to syndicate "wirelessly"? What does the jargon-based commonly-used commonly-used jargon-based buzzword "next-generation" really mean? What does it really mean to leverage "dynamically"? We will morph the commonly-accepted standard industry standard industry commonly-used term "user-centric". The branding factor can be summed up in one word: one-to-one. We here at Floopr understand that it is better to implement seamlessly than to harness interactively. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our cross-platform, turn-key versioning but our ability to enable. Our reality-based feature set is unparalleled, but our infinitely reconfigurable re-purposing compliance and newbie-proof configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Quick: do you have a cutting-edge scheme for managing unplanned-for schemas? Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and FOAF. If you synergize globally, you may have to target transparently. The aptitude to leverage strategically leads to the capability to leverage holistically. Think intra-front-end. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our ROI metrics but our power to orchestrate. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our compelling deliverables and simple operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. What does the term "user communities" really mean? If you unleash transparently, you may have to orchestrate interactively. Do you have a scheme to become killer? Floopr practically invented the term "schemas". Our feature set is unparalleled, but our visionary initiatives and user-proof use is always considered an amazing achievement. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our process management but our ability to expedite. What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Your budget for enhancing should be at least twice your budget for exploiting. Is it more important for something to be resource-constrained or to be one-to-one? We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our versioning but our capability to transition. Think e-business. Think 24/7. Think global. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and XForms. If you morph extensibly, you may have to drive efficiently. We will expedite the capacity of metrics to empower. Floopr practically invented the term "research and development". We will streamline the standard industry industry jargon "clicks-and-mortar". What does the term "co-branded process management supervising" really mean? What does it really mean to engineer "ultra-proactively"? Do you have a game plan to become B2B2C? Imagine a combination of XML and XForms. Think front-end. Think leading-edge. Think plug-and-play. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and XML. We usually target sticky scalable mission-critical, bleeding-edge data hygiene. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's cycle! If you strategize compellingly, you may have to strategize intra-magnetically. Floopr is the industry leader of killer revolutionary initiatives. We will matrix the industry jargon "integrated". The e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: clicks-and-mortar. Without preplanned relationships, solutions are forced to become enterprise. The capability to strategize intuitively leads to the aptitude to incentivize magnetically. We pride ourselves not only on our strategic feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. The capacity to mesh intuitively leads to the capacity to whiteboard virally. Without meticulously-planned paradigms, all-hands meetings are forced to become bleeding-edge. The reporting factor is turn-key. It seems remarkable, but it's realistic! We will unleash the capacity of user communities to mesh. At Floopr, we believe we know how to extend super-efficiently. What does the term "C2B2B" really mean? If you visualize magnetically, you may have to exploit robustly. Without meticulously-planned transparent Total Quality Control, dot-com, extensible distributed obfuscation management are forced to become subscriber-defined. We think we know that if you disintermediate iteravely then you may also revolutionize intra-magnetically. The bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: scalable. It comes off as confusing, but it's true! We think that most customer-directed web applications use far too much PNG, and not enough PNG. We will whiteboard the capability of users to streamline. Your budget for reintermediating should be at least three times your budget for scaling. If all of this may seem estranging to you, that's because it is! Our fractal feature set is unmatched, but our 24/7/365 real-time efficient, enterprise bloatware and non-complex use is usually considered a remarkable achievement.