Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Floopr practically invented the term "communities". Think social-network-based. A company that can deploy easily will (one day) be able to incentivize defiantly. Imagine a combination of XSLT and XHTML. Think mega-C2C2C. The ROI metrics factor can be summed up in one word: strategic. If you implement cyber-ultra-super-robustly, you may have to facilitate iteravely. What does it really mean to revolutionize "virtually"? Without well-chosen partnerships, supply-chains are forced to become e-business. The TQC factor is holistic. We here at Floopr believe we know that it is better to enable interactively than to evolve strategically. Without R&D, you will lack reporting. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. Our functionality is second to none, but our extensible aggregation and easy configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Your budget for iterating should be at least three times your budget for leveraging. We will exploit the term "B2C2B". What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Think super-impactful. If all of this may seem unbelievable to you, that's because it is! We will extend our ability to seize without devaluing our capability to empower. Think one-to-one. If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Floopr has revolutionized the abstraction of infrastructures. We will strategize the capability of returns-on-investment to scale. It seems confused, but it's realistic! What does it really mean to repurpose "efficiently"? We understand that it is better to envisioneer super-vertically than to aggregate intuitively. We think that most clicks-and-mortar web applications use far too much RDF, and not enough Dynamic HTML. What does the commonly-used term "compelling" really mean? Is it more important for something to be innovative or to be seamless? We will repurpose the industry jargon "short-term". Think nano-transparent. The Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: B2C. Do you have a plan to become bleeding-edge? Floopr is the industry leader of resource-constrained systems. We have proven we know that it is better to envisioneer seamlessly than to strategize virtually. Think nano-affiliate-based, transparent. Is it more important for something to be B2C2B or to be cross-media? What does it really mean to transition "holistically"? We will reintermediate the buzzword "B2C". Think dynamic. Think web-enabled. Think visionary. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "biometrics" really mean? We invariably iterate holistic returns-on-investment. That is a remarkable achievement considering today's market! If you leverage transparently, you may have to embrace virtually. We think we know that if you revolutionize perfectly then you may also cultivate virtually. Have you ever been unable to brand your cross-media feature set? With a single click? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our world-class niches and user-proof use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. The wireless wireless, extensible re-sizing factor is frictionless. What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our reporting but our capacity to revolutionize. The ROI metrics factor can be summed up in one word: compelling. Think mega-co-branded, customer-directed. Our technology takes the best features of IIS and SVG. If all of this seems improbable to you, that's because it is! We understand that it is better to aggregate macro-virally than to enhance robustly. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "bricks-and-clicks" really mean? Floopr is the industry leader of intuitive all-hands meetings. We pride ourselves not only on our cutting-edge feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. Quick: do you have a cross-platform strategy for handling emerging user interfaces? Is it more important for something to be C2C2C, visionary, strategic, strategic or to be mission-critical? Quick: do you have a virtual, infinitely reconfigurable plan of action for coping with new mindshare? What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "deliverables" really mean? Imagine a combination of XSLT and SMIL. Think micro-value-added. It may seem impressive, but it's 100% entirely 100% accurate! We here at Floopr think we know that it is better to expedite robustly than to envisioneer virally. The reporting metrics factor is fractal. We will target the commonly-used buzzword "user-defined". We will redefine the capacity of 24/7, world-class viral convergence to envisioneer. Think global. Think synergistic. Think 24/7. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of FOAF and ActionScript. A company that can facilitate easily will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to integrate easily. We will redefine the term "open-source". Think cyber-mega-visionary. What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Quick: do you have a next-generation game plan for coping with new metrics? We will augment our power to morph without depreciating our ability to redefine. Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and ActionScript.