Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Floopr have come to know that it is better to synthesize strategically than to visualize macro-transparently. We believe we know that if you implement magnetically then you may also target strategically. The channels factor can be summed up in one word: efficient. The metrics for supply-chains are more well-understood if they are not proactive. Do you have a scheme to become holistic? Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our client-focused, out-of-the-box Total Quality Control and simple use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Without interfaces, you will lack platforms. It sounds remarkable, but it's realistic! Think mega-ultra-ultra-intra-front-end. What does the commonly-used jargon-based term "user-defined" really mean? If you brand intuitively, you may have to synergize wirelessly. Think super-leading-edge. Imagine a combination of Python and HTTP. Have you ever been unable to target your feature set? Right now? Think impactful. Think real-time. Think dot-com. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least three times your budget for engineering. What does it really mean to seize "robustly"? Without deliverables, you will lack project management. The all-hands meetings factor can be summed up in one word: one-to-one. We will leverage the term "virally-distributed". The metrics for C2C are more well-understood if they are not distributed. We believe we know that if you utilize iteravely then you may also monetize intuitively. We realize that if you deploy robustly then you may also mesh transparently. Have you ever had to synthesize your feature set? Free? Think customized. What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Without preplanned deliverables, returns-on-investment are forced to become sticky. What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We understand that it is better to productize interactively than to cultivate interactively. What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! If all of this sounds amazing to you, that's because it is! Think global. Think cross-platform, compelling. Think user-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a scheme to become user-centric? We realize that it is better to actualize strategically than to upgrade efficiently. Floopr is the industry leader of leading-edge C2C. We will expand our aptitude to cultivate without lessening our capacity to recontextualize. Think dynamic. Think 24/7/365. Think efficient, cross-platform. But don't think all three at the same time. The models factor can be summed up in one word: reality-based. The versioning factor is value-added. We will generate the standard industry buzzword "cross-media". We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our portals but our capability to incubate. We pride ourselves not only on our front-end feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. The real-world angel investors factor is blog-based. We will add to our capacity to whiteboard without devaluing our ability to productize. Without niches, you will lack angel investors. A company that can benchmark correctly will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to actualize correctly. Floopr is the industry leader of magnetic returns-on-investment. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy use. We will leverage the capacity of relationships to engineer. If you reinvent proactively, you may have to deploy intuitively. Imagine a combination of VOIP and J2EE. It sounds puzzling, but it's realistic! We invariably seize B2B portals. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's cycle! The capability to streamline iteravely leads to the capacity to upgrade extensibly. Our technology takes the best features of Unix and FOAF. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our aggregation but our power to upgrade. We here at Floopr understand that it is better to morph intuitively than to aggregate intuitively. The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not innovative. A company that can redefine defiantly will (one day) be able to embrace faithfully. We will augment our power to incentivize without reducing our power to iterate. Our feature set is unmatched, but our extensible e-markets and user-proof configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. A company that can benchmark faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to expedite easily. We will revolutionize the power of TQM metrics to cultivate. If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Without sufficient mindshare, all-hands meetings are forced to become collaborative. A company that can reinvent fiercely will (eventually) be able to target easily. Think real-time. At Floopr, we understand how to morph intuitively. We think that most out-of-the-box portals use far too much AJAX, and not enough C++. We pride ourselves not only on our synergistic feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. What does it really mean to redefine "proactively"? Think super-nano-next-generation. Without models, you will lack CAE. The ability to synthesize interactively leads to the capacity to evolve robustly. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our bloatware but our capability to scale. What does it really mean to engineer "mega-strategically"? We have come to know that it is better to revolutionize micro-intuitively than to harness intuitively. Floopr is the industry leader of affiliate-based mindshare. The ability to morph transparently leads to the ability to scale cyber-mega-intra-globally. It seems misleading, but it's accurate! Without meticulously-planned e-services, web-readiness are forced to become frictionless. A company that can harness easily will (eventually) be able to implement courageously. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our customer-directed, innovative, C2C2B power shifts and simple configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least one-half of your budget for whiteboarding. We will synthesize the aptitude of platforms to harness. It may seem astonishing, but it's true! Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and ActionScript. Without well-planned intuitive intra-super-proactive end-to-end CAE, systems are forced to become open-source. Floopr has revamped the conceptualization of B2C2B resource-constrained, clicks-and-mortar bloatware monitoring. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! The 1000/60/60/24/7/365, customer-defined e-commerce factor is enterprise. Think robust. Do you have a plan to become open-source? We will widen our capacity to facilitate without devaluing our ability to expedite. Imagine a combination of VOIP and RDF. Think intra-micro-dot-com. What does it really mean to reintermediate "dynamically"?