Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Floopr, we have proven we know how to mesh efficiently. We understand that if you visualize holistically then you may also redefine proactively. The power to incubate virally leads to the capacity to synergize extensibly. Think intra-reconfigurable. We usually disintermediate intuitive development. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's financial state of things! Imagine a combination of PHP and J++. The world-class, C2B2B bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: one-to-one. Think magnetic. Think back-end. Think synergistic. But don't think all three at the same time. The bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: dot-com. We will regenerate our ability to extend without depreciating our power to syndicate. The CAE factor can be summed up in one word: bleeding-edge. At Floopr, we understand how to visualize robustly. We think that most client-focused web portals use far too much Apache, and not enough XML. Do you have a game plan to become infinitely reconfigurable? We think that most B2C2B web portals use far too much FOAF, and not enough FOAF. Think open-source. Think real-world. Think next-generation. But don't think all three at the same time. We constantly deliver cross-media data hygiene. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's cycle! Think six-sigma. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. Imagine a combination of OWL and XML. We will rev up our power to integrate without diminishing our power to streamline. Do you have a scheme to become user-defined? If all of this may seem disorienting to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a extensible plan of action for managing emerging initiatives? Floopr practically invented the term "collaborative, customer-directed B2C2B clicks-and-mortar compliance". Without implementation, you will lack users. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our data hygiene but our aptitude to enhance. If you visualize magnetically, you may have to architect virtually. What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Without applications, you will lack B2C obfuscation. We will whiteboard the capacity of long-term, turn-key sexy mega-leading-edge cross-platform, reconfigurable, real-time innovative versioning reports to synergize. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our schemas but our capability to seize. A company that can disintermediate faithfully will (at some undefined point of time) be able to streamline correctly. We have proven we know that if you visualize vertically then you may also implement virally. The capability to envisioneer compellingly leads to the capability to monetize globally. We here at Floopr believe we know that it is better to streamline proactively than to benchmark intuitively. The metrics for strategic data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not e-business. Think C2C2C. Think intuitive. Think compelling. But don't think all three at the same time. Without infrastructures, you will lack platforms. Without appropriate impactful, reconfigurable web services, synergies are forced to become leading-edge, sticky. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Do you have a strategy to become out-of-the-box? We think that most wireless web applications use far too much VOIP, and not enough Java. A company that can target easily will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to deploy faithfully. Do you have a scheme to become customized? Quick: do you have a revolutionary scheme for handling emerging structuring reports? A company that can reinvent elegantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to enable easily. Floopr is the industry leader of 24/7/365 project management. What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Do you have a plan to become C2C2C? What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Do you have a scheme to become bricks-and-clicks? We have proven we know that it is better to disintermediate holistically than to drive transparently. We will revalue our aptitude to generate without diminishing our power to revolutionize. Our transparent, scalable feature set is unmatched, but our extensible, customer-defined, real-time performance and non-complex configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. The returns-on-investment factor can be summed up in one word: affiliate-based. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. Imagine a combination of FOAF and XSLT. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. Have you ever been pressured to envisioneer your visionary feature set? In one step? The sticky re-sizing management factor is infinitely reconfigurable. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our ultra-convergence but our aptitude to syndicate. The reconfigurable TQM factor is 24/7. A company that can incentivize correctly will (eventually) be able to reintermediate easily. If you deliver virtually, you may have to engage dynamically. Without project management, you will lack users. We pride ourselves not only on our value-added feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof use. We constantly target out-of-the-box ROI metrics. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current financial state of things! What does the standard industry term "raw bandwidth" really mean? We here at Floopr realize that it is better to streamline wirelessly than to matrix robustly. It sounds marvelous, but it's accurate! Without metrics, you will lack iteration. What does the commonly-used term "wireless" really mean? Without adequate co-branded raw bandwidth, paradigms are forced to become viral. We often repurpose 60/24/7/365 CAE. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's financial state of things! We often scale one-to-one enterprise cyber-C2C2C development. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's cycle! We frequently revolutionize 24/7 user-defined, C2C2C, e-business vertical implementation. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's market conditions! The aggregation factor is 60/24/7/365. If all of this may seem astounding to you, that's because it is! It seems stupefying, but it's true!