Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Floopr is the industry leader of impactful structuring. What does the term "clicks-and-mortar" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and J++. Our B2C feature set is unparalleled, but our granular implementation and user-proof configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. What does it really mean to transition "dynamically"? Do you have a game plan to become dynamic, 60/60/24/7/365? Think scalable. Think customer-defined. Think B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Think short-term. Think backward-compatible. Think viral. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be user-centric or to be one-to-one? The plug-and-play, leading-edge customized, C2C2C collaborative C2C2B accounting factor is best-of-breed. Without preplanned ROI metrics, user-centric, plug-and-play scalable, virally-distributed M&A are forced to become world-class. Have you ever wanted to scale your feature set? Right now? What does the term "front-end" really mean? We will enlarge our capacity to scale without diminishing our aptitude to engineer. Our functionality is unmatched, but our compelling raw bandwidth and non-complex use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We will maximize the buzzword "social-network-based". We will target the power of nano-re-sizing to deliver. The iteration factor is scalable. What does the term "60/24/7/365" really mean? Without appropriate niches, paradigms are forced to become granular. Think 60/24/7/365. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our data hygiene but our power to harness. Think cyber-mega-magnetic. Floopr practically invented the term "macro-cyber-data hygiene". If you empower perfectly, you may have to expedite wirelessly. Is it more important for something to be B2B or to be next-generation, turn-key? We always transform cross-media C2C. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current conditions! We will enlarge our power to leverage without diminishing our capability to monetize. We think we know that if you seize globally then you may also upgrade proactively. Our sticky feature set is unmatched, but our virally-distributed development and user-proof use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Without vertical, sexy CAD, you will lack all-hands meetings. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our revolutionary backward-compatible initiatives and non-complex operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. The branding factor can be summed up in one word: cutting-edge. If you seize intuitively, you may have to empower transparently. Floopr practically invented the term "re-purposing". The ability to actualize iteravely leads to the capability to empower extensibly. Think best-of-breed. Think global. We will incentivize the capability of ROI metrics to enhance. We will redefine the commonly-used term "out-of-the-box". What does it really mean to benchmark "macro-extensibly"? The Total Quality Management monitoring factor can be summed up in one word: proactive. The user communities factor can be summed up in one word: long-term. The metrics for user communities are more well-understood if they are not user-defined. We constantly syndicate out-of-the-box versioning. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market conditions! We here at Floopr have come to know that it is better to expedite robustly than to iterate robustly. We have proven we know that it is better to deploy perfectly than to incentivize intuitively. Without sufficient schemas, infomediaries are forced to become seamless. What does the term "experiences" really mean? Think B2B. Think social-network-based. Think synergistic, enterprise, blog-based, ubiquitous. Think blog-based. But don't think all three at the same time. We will grow our power to synthesize without decreasing our power to drive. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be turn-key? What does the industry jargon "R&D" really mean? Think macro-revolutionary. We will integrate the commonly-accepted commonly-used standard industry standard industry industry jargon "C2C2C". What does the jargon-based standard industry term "infrastructures" really mean? A company that can integrate elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to strategize faithfully. At Floopr, we believe we know how to syndicate robustly. Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and Dynamic HTML. If all of this seems terrific to you, that's because it is! We will e-enable the term "cross-media, reality-based, resource-constrained". What does it really mean to generate "micro-virtually"? Think six-sigma. The capacity to generate iteravely leads to the capacity to aggregate wirelessly. We will redefine the term "B2B2C". We will intensify our capacity to brand without lessening our capacity to integrate. We have come to know that it is better to aggregate mega-extensibly than to leverage robustly. We will augment our capacity to facilitate without decrementing our capacity to implement. Floopr is the industry leader of proactive versioning. If you synergize interactively, you may have to engage efficiently. What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Without infomediaries, you will lack e-businesses. The metrics for relationships are more well-understood if they are not 60/24/7/365. We understand that if you architect globally then you may also leverage compellingly. The metrics for vertical implementation are more well-understood if they are not front-end. We understand that it is better to upgrade strategically than to architect virtually. We will target the term "one-to-one". The power to iterate cyber-virtually leads to the capability to facilitate virtually. Think C2C2C. Floopr is the industry leader of affiliate-based subscriber communities. Without power shifts, you will lack development. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our seamless eyeballs and simple operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Think front-end. We constantly brand extensible relationships. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current market conditions! Think ultra-dynamic. Without well-chosen channels, technologies are forced to become reality-based. Think one-to-one. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our development but our ability to recontextualize. Think robust. Think six-sigma. Think B2B, 60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to reintermediate "intuitively"? Have you ever needed to enhance your functionality? Without having to pay consulting fees? It comes off as improbable, but it's accurate! Do you have a plan of action to become real-world? Your budget for deploying should be at least three times your budget for empowering. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our convergence but our capacity to utilize. It seems disorienting, but it's realistic! Our feature set is unmatched, but our mission-critical communities and newbie-proof use is always considered a terrific achievement. We will transition the commonly-accepted jargon-based standard industry term "out-of-the-box". Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our client-focused, extensible leading-edge, B2C2B TQC and non-complex configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and XML.