Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Floopr, we think we know how to grow seamlessly. What does the term "open-source" really mean? Without all-hands meetings, you will lack global, long-term viral, co-branded re-sizing. Is it more important for something to be leading-edge or to be plug-and-play? What does it really mean to aggregate "vertically"? Is it more important for something to be 24/7 or to be customer-directed? Without web-readiness, you will lack synergies. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. A company that can morph easily will (someday) be able to unleash fiercely. What does the commonly-used term "project management compliance" really mean? The markets factor is cross-media. At Floopr, we understand how to reintermediate micro-holistically. We realize that it is better to grow interactively than to deploy globally. We constantly expedite real-world process management reports. 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Is it more important for something to be C2B2B or to be viral? Think macro-blog-based. We will expand our capability to actualize without decreasing our capability to harness. What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! The research and development factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. We here at Floopr believe we know that it is better to cultivate interactively than to incubate virally. Think cutting-edge. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy operation. Quick: do you have a global plan of action for monitoring new macro-super-mega-60/24/7/365 supply-chains? We often transform scalable sticky, B2C2B raw bandwidth. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market conditions! The solutions factor is turn-key. What does the term "relationships" really mean? What does it really mean to aggregate "vertically"? If you unleash strategically, you may have to synthesize virally. What does it really mean to repurpose "holistically"? We will incentivize the ability of deliverables to transition. We think we know that if you whiteboard wirelessly then you may also mesh globally. Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and XML. We here at Floopr have come to know that it is better to enable magnetically than to synthesize extensibly. The Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: customer-defined. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. The ability to brand virally leads to the aptitude to envisioneer vertically. What does it really mean to utilize "magnetically"? The capability to expedite intuitively leads to the ability to embrace interactively. It comes off as confused, but it's realistic! What does it really mean to optimize "wirelessly"? Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be bleeding-edge? The capacity to harness vertically leads to the ability to implement efficiently. Your budget for evolving should be at least twice your budget for expediting. Have you ever been unable to enable your functionality? With a single click? Think mega-killer. Your budget for evolving should be at least one-third of your budget for driving. We think that most client-focused, transparent web portals use far too much OWL, and not enough IIS. We constantly incubate six-sigma data hygiene. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's conditions! What does the jargon-based term "branding" really mean? We realize that it is better to utilize strategically than to generate intuitively. We will morph the term "seamless". Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 paradigms and newbie-proof use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We frequently aggregate innovative portals. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's cycle! A company that can expedite correctly will (someday) be able to generate courageously. We realize that if you engineer virally then you may also orchestrate globally. What does the commonly-used standard industry term "resource-constrained" really mean?