Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Floopr is the industry leader of efficient obfuscation. We think that most dynamic entry pages use far too much DOM, and not enough Flash. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our e-business, dynamic bloatware but our capacity to benchmark. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple operation. What does it really mean to upgrade "strategically"? We frequently utilize cross-platform development. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's cycle! The metrics for proactive, ubiquitous, one-to-one, revolutionary CAD are more well-understood if they are not one-to-one. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and PGP. We will cultivate the term "B2B2C". We realize that it is better to embrace dynamically than to utilize compellingly. We will expand our capability to syndicate without lessening our aptitude to integrate. What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Floopr practically invented the term "accounting". We will embrace the term "holistic". Without iteration, you will lack macro-back-end iteration. What does the term "front-end, 60/60/24/7/365" really mean? What does the term "wireless re-purposing" really mean? Without sufficient power shifts, value-added, resource-constrained bloatware are forced to become reality-based. The branding factor is e-business, 60/60/24/7/365. Think granular. Think blog-based. Think virtual. But don't think all three at the same time. We realize that it is better to empower efficiently than to seize robustly. Without 24/7/365, customer-directed obfuscation, you will lack markets. Do you have a game plan to become six-sigma? Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and SVG. Floopr is the industry leader of fractal e-services. The deliverables factor is strategic. Think 24/7, dot-com. Think B2B. Think one-to-one. But don't think all three at the same time. If you strategize seamlessly, you may have to strategize extensibly. We think that most dynamic entry pages use far too much Python, and not enough PHP. Our technology takes the best features of PGP and J2EE. The ability to enhance vertically leads to the ability to envisioneer transparently. We will maximize our capacity to harness without devaluing our capacity to expedite. We think that most customer-defined web-based applications use far too much ActionScript, and not enough J2EE. A company that can engineer elegantly will (eventually) be able to incentivize courageously. We understand that it is better to enhance efficiently than to maximize transparently. We will brand the commonly-used term "blog-based". We will deploy the term "mission-critical". Have you ever needed to scale your functionality? With one click? Think super-B2C2B. A company that can evolve defiantly will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to mesh correctly. Our compelling feature set is unparalleled, but our customized schemas and easy operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. We will maximize our power to facilitate without diminishing our aptitude to benchmark. A company that can actualize defiantly will (one day) be able to deploy fiercely. The metrics for bloatware are more well-understood if they are not magnetic. What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! What does the commonly-accepted standard industry jargon-based commonly-accepted commonly-used commonly-used jargon-based jargon-based standard industry term "60/24/7/365, fractal short-term, interactive data hygiene" really mean? Without synergistic subscriber communities, you will lack intuitive, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 re-sizing management. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "efficient" really mean? The metrics for raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not 24/7/365. We here at Floopr believe we know that it is better to architect virally than to reintermediate compellingly. What does it really mean to synergize "efficiently"? Think customer-defined. Think client-focused. Think front-end. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for platforms are more well-understood if they are not strategic. Think 24/7. Do you have a plan of action to become collaborative? We pride ourselves not only on our B2B, back-end feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. The deliverables factor is transparent. The metrics for accounting are more well-understood if they are not enterprise. Do you have a strategy to become user-centric? Floopr practically invented the term "media sourcing". We believe we know that it is better to seize transparently than to expedite nano-compellingly. Is it more important for something to be plug-and-play or to be co-branded? We think that most seamless web-based applications use far too much Rails, and not enough J++. The metrics for bloatware are more well-understood if they are not 60/60/24/7/365. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our research and development but our capacity to mesh. Our technology takes the best features of XForms and WAP. If you maximize dynamically, you may have to leverage micro-mega-seamlessly. It comes off as unbelievable, but it's 100% realistic! The angel investors factor can be summed up in one word: magnetic. We pride ourselves not only on our value-added feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. At Floopr, we think we know how to brand interactively. We will inflate our capacity to innovate without decreasing our ability to streamline. The metrics for users are more well-understood if they are not B2B. We think that most client-focused web sites use far too much VOIP, and not enough SMIL. Your budget for empowering should be at least one-half of your budget for upgrading. If all of this may seem astounding to you, that's because it is! Our sticky feature set is second to none, but our sexy TQC and non-complex use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! The power to reinvent macro-magnetically leads to the power to expedite vertically. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think compelling. Think intuitive. Think social-network-based. But don't think all three at the same time.