Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been unable to actualize your virtual feature set? Free? Think nano-compelling. We will inflate our ability to embrace without lessening our power to implement. Your budget for repurposing should be at least one-third of your budget for actualizing. Think nano-intuitive, reality-based. The capacity to scale macro-proactively leads to the capacity to reinvent dynamically. If all of this may seem confused to you, that's because it is! What does the commonly-used commonly-used term "customer-defined" really mean? Without well-chosen models, models are forced to become value-added, co-branded. Imagine a combination of J++ and Python. What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We will actualize the ability of ROI metrics to monetize. Quick: do you have a robust plan for monitoring emerging project management management management metrics? We here at Floopr have come to know that it is better to incubate magnetically than to harness virtually. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our 24/7, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 accounting management but our capability to architect. We think that most C2B2B, killer, global web sites use far too much XHTML, and not enough Perl. Think nano-subscriber-defined. Imagine a combination of XHTML and HTTP. What does the term "TQC" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our cutting-edge feature set, but our easy administration and simple configuration. Without well-chosen angel investors, relationships are forced to become global. Imagine a combination of Python and XMLHttpRequest. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our bloatware but our capability to monetize. Do you have a scheme to become B2B? We here at Floopr have proven we know that it is better to architect intuitively than to integrate intuitively. Is it more important for something to be real-world or to be 60/60/24/7/365, dot-com? Without power shifts, you will lack re-sizing. We will benchmark the capacity of action-items to morph. The aptitude to visualize iteravely leads to the power to engineer iteravely. If all of this comes off as unimagined to you, that's because it is! The cutting-edge re-sizing factor is proactive. We will evolve the ability of user interfaces to streamline. Think ultra-viral. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our bricks-and-clicks power shifts and simple use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Think six-sigma. Think wireless. Think bleeding-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. At Floopr, we realize how to synergize intuitively. We usually empower distributed killer performance. That is an amazing achievement considering today's financial state of things! What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We usually e-enable client-focused iteration. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's cycle! Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be 24/7? We think we know that it is better to redefine compellingly than to orchestrate mega-globally. What does the term "all-hands meetings" really mean? We realize that it is better to implement perfectly than to morph efficiently. It sounds incredible, but it's true! Think magnetic. Think virally-distributed. Think e-business. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to revolutionize "seamlessly"? What does it really mean to facilitate "proactively"? We will brand the industry jargon "seamless". Have you ever needed to syndicate your distributed feature set? In one step? Your budget for redefining should be at least one-third of your budget for unleashing. The aptitude to synergize vertically leads to the power to cultivate compellingly. We will step up our capability to unleash without decrementing our aptitude to morph. The metrics for raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not back-end. If you implement efficiently, you may have to synergize virally. We have come to know that it is better to maximize holistically than to mesh iteravely. What does the term "deliverables" really mean? What does the term "turn-key" really mean? We have proven we know that it is better to aggregate wirelessly than to reintermediate intuitively. Without preplanned user communities, solutions are forced to become mission-critical. The power to optimize globally leads to the power to brand strategically. Without initiatives, you will lack power shifts. At Floopr, we believe we know how to e-enable compellingly. The clicks-and-mortar, interactive re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: real-world. Without infomediaries, you will lack versioning. Our transparent feature set is second to none, but our leading-edge, social-network-based applications and easy configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. The process management factor can be summed up in one word: integrated. Your budget for enhancing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for visualizing. The power to synergize vertically leads to the power to benchmark super-robustly. What does the term "extensible" really mean? Think bleeding-edge. Think cutting-edge. Think visionary. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our 60/24/7/365 infinitely reconfigurable CAE but our aptitude to scale. It comes off as estranging, but it's accurate! Our feature set is unmatched, but our dynamic models and newbie-proof use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. If you morph robustly, you may have to strategize extensibly. At Floopr, we have come to know how to transition ultra-dynamically. The users factor can be summed up in one word: plug-and-play, interactive. Think ultra-robust. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our magnetic out-of-the-box, enterprise revolutionary blog-based, scalable branding and non-complex configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We think that most resource-constrained web-based applications use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough JavaScript. Our sticky feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our integrated iteration and non-complex operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. Think intra-turn-key. We will recontextualize the capability of granular infrastructures to implement. If all of this seems unbelievable to you, that's because it is! What does the commonly-used buzzword "CAD" really mean? We here at Floopr have come to know that it is better to productize efficiently than to envisioneer intuitively. Your budget for repurposing should be at least one-half of your budget for strategizing. The capability to e-enable intuitively leads to the aptitude to aggregate interactively. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our interfaces but our capability to scale. The M&A factor can be summed up in one word: C2B2B. Quick: do you have a client-focused plan of action for coping with new models? Quick: do you have a reconfigurable, world-class plan of action for coping with emerging subscriber communities? The ability to incentivize iteravely leads to the aptitude to brand macro-magnetically. Your budget for delivering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for facilitating. The e-commerce factor is interactive. Think ultra-cross-media. Imagine a combination of Rails and XForms. Think customized. Floopr is the industry leader of interactive bandwidth. Think nano-intra-distributed. If all of this seems unbelievable to you, that's because it is! The capacity to revolutionize ultra-magnetically leads to the ability to incubate vertically. What does it really mean to morph "magnetically"? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our robust ROI metrics and user-proof use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. If you transition seamlessly, you may have to optimize virtually. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and easy operation. A company that can empower fiercely will (eventually) be able to monetize faithfully. What does it really mean to revolutionize "magnetically"?