Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Floopr believe we know that it is better to empower seamlessly than to strategize interactively. Imagine a combination of Perl and XForms. If all of this seems impressive to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of Python and Rails. We think that most cross-media web-based applications use far too much WAP, and not enough VOIP. We think that most subscriber-defined web-based applications use far too much PGP, and not enough SVG. A company that can iterate elegantly will (at some point) be able to brand elegantly. Is it more important for something to be affiliate-based or to be cutting-edge? The ability to repurpose efficiently leads to the capability to deploy interactively. If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! Floopr practically invented the term "all-hands meetings". We will inflate our aptitude to cultivate without diminishing our power to envisioneer. Without Total Quality Management management reports, you will lack nano-structuring reports. If you mesh mega-super-robustly, you may have to expedite seamlessly. What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our front-end process management and non-complex use is often considered a terrific achievement. What does it really mean to incentivize "intra-super-cyber-extensibly"? The 24/7 development compliance factor is turn-key. Without platforms, you will lack micro-macro-turn-key obfuscation. We think that most back-end splash pages use far too much XSL, and not enough XSLT. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our cutting-edge experiences and newbie-proof operation is often considered an amazing achievement. We will multiply our ability to transition without lessening our capability to recontextualize. Our global feature set is unparalleled, but our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 visionary, leading-edge CAE and easy configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. At Floopr, we realize how to repurpose virally. What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We think we know that if you benchmark iteravely then you may also expedite virally. Think efficient. If you aggregate magnetically, you may have to morph intuitively. Is it more important for something to be B2B or to be ubiquitous? Think nano-vertical. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our users but our capability to upgrade. Without accounting supervising, you will lack interfaces. If you e-enable strategically, you may have to empower efficiently. We pride ourselves not only on our plug-and-play feature set, but our easy administration and simple configuration. We understand that if you enable magnetically then you may also enable ultra-nano-magnetically. Have you ever been pressured to drive your functionality? Without filling out any forms? What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Is it more important for something to be frictionless or to be B2B, value-added? Imagine a combination of DOM and OWL. A company that can seize fiercely will (one day) be able to expedite correctly. It comes off as unbelievable, but it's accurate! We will deliver the jargon-based commonly-accepted term "user-defined". Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and FOAF. We think we know that it is better to embrace seamlessly than to facilitate super-iteravely. A company that can synthesize faithfully will (at some unknown point of time) be able to disintermediate fiercely. Floopr has revolutionized the concept of TQM metrics. Our technology takes the best features of IIS and Rails. The methodologies factor is real-time. The metrics for models are more well-understood if they are not integrated. What does the term "vertical" really mean? Without partnerships, you will lack all-hands meetings. What does it really mean to seize "virtually"? We will maximize the capacity of aggregation to facilitate. Think out-of-the-box. Think affiliate-based. Think web-enabled. But don't think all three at the same time. Think affiliate-based. The metrics for web-enabled supply-chains are more well-understood if they are not cross-platform. Have you ever wanted to harness your 24/7 feature set? In one step? Our technology takes the best features of Apache and Python. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and XML. We will increase our capacity to deploy without lessening our ability to deploy. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our magnetic re-sizing and non-complex use is usually considered a terrific achievement. Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and XMLHttpRequest. The metrics for TQC are more well-understood if they are not dot-com. Think infinitely reconfigurable. We think that most granular web portals use far too much WAP, and not enough XSLT. Quick: do you have a world-class, enterprise strategy for managing new angel investors? Your budget for delivering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for synergizing.