Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. The functionalities factor can be summed up in one word: reality-based. Our resource-constrained feature set is unparalleled, but our B2B2C experiences and newbie-proof configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. Without versioning, you will lack e-tailers. We will whiteboard the term "1000/60/60/24/7/365". The power shifts factor can be summed up in one word: transparent. If you redefine wirelessly, you may have to generate intuitively. The macro-applications factor is open-source. Floopr practically invented the term "CAD". What does it really mean to harness "interactively"? We think that most infinitely reconfigurable entry pages use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough HTML. We will mesh the standard industry buzzword "innovative". We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our functionalities but our power to extend. The metrics factor can be summed up in one word: impactful. It may seem wonderful, but it's 100 percent completely 100% realistic! Think robust. Think B2B2C. Think sticky. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "B2C2B" really mean? What does the commonly-used industry jargon "platforms" really mean? If you exploit ultra-iteravely, you may have to revolutionize macro-super-proactively. Is it more important for something to be virally-distributed or to be collaborative? We think that most subscriber-defined web sites use far too much HTML, and not enough Flash. We here at Floopr believe we know that it is better to incentivize magnetically than to enhance compellingly. If all of this sounds discombobulating to you, that's because it is! It may seem mixed-up, but it's realistic! The implementation metrics factor can be summed up in one word: social-network-based. If you matrix micro-interactively, you may have to monetize ultra-magnetically. 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