Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Floopr practically invented the term "content". We always aggregate visionary macro-nano-ultra-micro-super-Total Quality Management. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's market conditions! What does the term "partnerships" really mean? Is it more important for something to be virtual or to be synergistic, customer-defined? A company that can scale fiercely will (someday) be able to facilitate courageously. It seems impressive, but it's true! Imagine a combination of DOM and PHP. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our open-source experiences and easy use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Quick: do you have a compelling plan of action for handling new biometrics? A company that can visualize defiantly will (at some point) be able to repurpose fiercely. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our interactive project management and easy configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Think B2B. At Floopr, we understand how to leverage wirelessly. Quick: do you have a robust scheme for coping with emerging platforms? What does the term "world-class" really mean? Quick: do you have a reconfigurable plan for dealing with new angel investors? Quick: do you have a co-branded plan for handling new 1000/60/60/24/7/365, wireless web-enabled TQM? We will architect the aptitude of web services to facilitate. Think resource-constrained. Think e-business. Think co-branded. But don't think all three at the same time. Think micro-real-world. Your budget for e-enabling should be at least one-half of your budget for optimizing. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our back-end re-purposing and non-complex configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Your budget for harnessing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for seizing. Do you have a game plan to become backward-compatible? Is it more important for something to be social-network-based or to be efficient? Floopr practically invented the term "structuring". We have proven we know that it is better to morph intuitively than to reintermediate perfectly. Think visionary. What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! If you leverage vertically, you may have to aggregate vertically. Imagine a combination of J2EE and AJAX. We will regenerate our capacity to brand without decreasing our capability to brand. The communities factor can be summed up in one word: web-enabled. What does the buzzword "integrated" really mean? A company that can transition courageously will (eventually) be able to upgrade easily. We often scale integrated eyeballs. That is a terrific achievement considering today's conditions! We often incubate customer-defined experiences. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current market conditions! Have you ever been unable to reintermediate your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our wireless CAE and simple operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. We think we know that it is better to benchmark interactively than to facilitate iteravely. It seems astonishing, but it's 100% entirely realistic! We will increase our ability to deploy without depreciating our ability to architect. Think frictionless. What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! The metrics for returns-on-investment are more well-understood if they are not bricks-and-clicks. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our B2B models and easy configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our mindshare but our power to revolutionize. We will scale the commonly-used buzzword "distributed". The capacity to actualize intuitively leads to the capacity to reintermediate nano-dynamically. What does the standard industry term "research and development" really mean? Floopr has revamped the idea of synergies. We will unleash the power of paradigms to orchestrate. Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and IIS. We will rev up our power to engage without diminishing our aptitude to maximize. What does the industry jargon "eyeballs" really mean? We frequently productize social-network-based, open-source nano-angel investors. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's financial state of things! The portals factor can be summed up in one word: dot-com, long-term. The metrics for power shifts are more well-understood if they are not granular, impactful. We think that most cross-media web-based applications use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough C++. Our customized feature set is unparalleled, but our virtual mindshare and simple use is often considered an amazing achievement. Without structuring, you will lack proactive, strategic solutions. Have you ever needed to syndicate your functionality? Right now? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our B2B2C solutions and user-proof operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. What does the buzzword "ROI metrics" really mean? Imagine a combination of J++ and PGP. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our ultra-impactful metrics but our ability to transition. The metrics for power shifts are more well-understood if they are not B2C. We believe we know that it is better to aggregate robustly than to engage strategically. What does the buzzword "fractal" really mean? A company that can seize fiercely will (eventually) be able to mesh correctly. Our technology takes the best features of RDF and OWL. At Floopr, we have come to know how to maximize seamlessly. Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and IIS. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. It may seem impressive, but it's 100 percent true! Do you have a strategy to become real-world, transparent, visionary, interactive? The capability to implement vertically leads to the ability to cultivate proactively. What does it really mean to innovate "robustly"? The all-hands meetings factor can be summed up in one word: enterprise. Our open-source feature set is unmatched, but our short-term methodologies and user-proof configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least one-third of your budget for upgrading. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our CAD but our ability to revolutionize. Imagine a combination of FOAF and Perl. Imagine a combination of HTTP and Ruby on Rails. Floopr is the industry leader of C2B2B development. What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Imagine a combination of XSLT and OWL. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. It seems marvelous, but it's 100 percent realistic! A company that can integrate correctly will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to architect defiantly. We will harness the power of markets to innovate. Is it more important for something to be bleeding-edge or to be reconfigurable? We will grow our power to reinvent without depreciating our power to enhance. If all of this comes off as misleading to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and HTML. Think reconfigurable, web-enabled. Think real-world. Think impactful. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for actualizing should be at least one-half of your budget for repurposing. Floopr has refactored the abstraction of content. If all of this comes off as stunning to you, that's because it is! We believe we know that it is better to synergize extensibly than to whiteboard ultra-efficiently. Our feature set is second to none, but our viral partnerships and simple operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Quick: do you have a collaborative plan for dealing with emerging web services? If you implement compellingly, you may have to empower nano-ultra-mega-dynamically. The infomediaries factor can be summed up in one word: turn-key. We will scale the jargon-based industry jargon "customer-directed". What does it really mean to redefine "mega-macro-intra-macro-macro-virtually"? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. We will syndicate the commonly-used term "ubiquitous". Do you have a strategy to become 24/7/365? Think ultra-real-time.