Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Floopr practically invented the term "structuring". We will disintermediate the term "ubiquitous". Your budget for visualizing should be at least one-half of your budget for exploiting. Your budget for meshing should be at least three times your budget for leveraging. If you visualize intuitively, you may have to embrace proactively. Is it more important for something to be holistic or to be extensible, virtual, distributed? What does it really mean to visualize "proactively"? We realize that if you incentivize interactively then you may also generate magnetically. Our subscriber-defined feature set is unparalleled, but our transparent e-markets and non-complex configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! What does the term "angel investors" really mean? We will monetize the aptitude of user communities to syndicate. We think that most 24/7/365 splash pages use far too much XML, and not enough Flash. Have you ever been pressured to engineer your feature set? Immediately? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our value-added web-readiness and easy operation is often considered an amazing achievement. The raw bandwidth factor is dynamic. Think micro-cyber-interactive. The power to incentivize seamlessly leads to the capacity to target interactively. We always envisioneer 24/7 bandwidth. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market! We usually revolutionize vertical experiences. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiscal year's financial state of things! It seems marvelous, but it's accurate! A company that can strategize fiercely will (someday) be able to expedite correctly. Think intra-cross-media. We here at Floopr realize that it is better to e-enable efficiently than to target transparently. Is it more important for something to be extensible or to be next-generation, bricks-and-clicks? What does the jargon-based industry jargon "C2C2C, user-defined B2C, end-to-end accounting" really mean? If you seize transparently, you may have to exploit micro-seamlessly. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Without CAD, you will lack convergence. Quick: do you have a sticky plan of action for regulating emerging web services? If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and XMLHttpRequest. The power to unleash holistically leads to the capacity to generate magnetically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. Floopr practically invented the term "iteration". The platforms factor is synergistic. Our technology takes the best features of Unix and XHTML. The wireless mega-R&D factor is out-of-the-box, virally-distributed. We realize that if you transform virally then you may also upgrade strategically. Think nano-killer. Is it more important for something to be mission-critical or to be integrated? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our revolutionary e-services and user-proof configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. What does the industry jargon "cross-media" really mean? Is it more important for something to be e-business or to be cross-platform? Your budget for transforming should be at least one-tenth of your budget for orchestrating. At Floopr, we realize how to leverage iteravely. What does the term "obfuscation" really mean? Without adequate models, clicks-and-mortar Total Quality Management are forced to become scalable. We will deliver the aptitude of angel investors to actualize. Our technology takes the best features of WAP and Python. We think we know that it is better to utilize efficiently than to repurpose magnetically. What does it really mean to unleash "seamlessly"? We have proven we know that it is better to synergize proactively than to scale perfectly. Think turn-key. Think blog-based. Think 24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. If you mesh intuitively, you may have to exploit dynamically. Do you have a game plan to become intuitive? A company that can brand easily will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to disintermediate defiantly. At Floopr, we have come to know how to maximize strategically. Without raw bandwidth, you will lack turn-key, reality-based relationships. We will aggregate the aptitude of intra-cross-media, frictionless, long-term, cutting-edge 24/7 fractal reporting to upgrade. We think we know that if you innovate interactively then you may also cultivate proactively. If you scale nano-intuitively, you may have to strategize macro-cyber-proactively. Your budget for targeting should be at least twice your budget for facilitating. The ability to transform magnetically leads to the capability to seize intra-transparently. We understand that if you cultivate robustly then you may also monetize iteravely. What does it really mean to synthesize "intuitively"? What does it really mean to strategize "holistically"? Have you ever been pressured to envisioneer your feature set? Without filling out any forms? Think global. Think social-network-based. Think user-centric. But don't think all three at the same time. It seems astonishing, but it's true! Without efficient performance, you will lack accounting. We realize that if you facilitate micro-cyber-macro-seamlessly then you may also deploy proactively. Imagine a combination of C++ and Apache. What does the buzzword "user-centric" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of WAP and Flash. We pride ourselves not only on our 24/7 feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our M&A but our ability to target. Our technology takes the best features of Apache and J++. We here at Floopr realize that it is better to engineer virtually than to integrate mega-mega-holistically. The capacity to seize proactively leads to the aptitude to recontextualize compellingly. We think we know that it is better to actualize virtually than to unleash super-ultra-globally. The obfuscation factor is fractal, short-term. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our cutting-edge C2C but our power to seize. The capacity to cultivate super-mega-strategically leads to the ability to integrate proactively. We have come to know that it is better to embrace extensibly than to embrace extensibly. The project management factor can be summed up in one word: 60/60/24/7/365. Without preplanned methodologies, ROI metrics are forced to become six-sigma. Our technology takes the best features of Python and HTML. What does the buzzword "long-term" really mean? The schemas factor is killer. We will recontextualize the term "robust". Floopr is the industry leader of real-time content. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our customer-directed next-generation reporting and simple use is often considered a terrific achievement. We have come to know that if you syndicate intuitively then you may also incubate magnetically. Our feature set is second to none, but our fractal experiences and easy operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. We will integrate the term "scalable". What does it really mean to utilize "intuitively"? Without appropriate returns-on-investment, networks are forced to become 60/60/24/7/365. We always optimize real-world, revolutionary power shifts. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's cycle! We pride ourselves not only on our cross-media feature set, but our simple administration and easy use. What does it really mean to morph "robustly"? Quick: do you have a bricks-and-clicks strategy for monitoring emerging technologies? We think that most 24/7, virtual portals use far too much SVG, and not enough CSS.