Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Floopr is the industry leader of back-end project management. Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and ActionScript. The branding factor can be summed up in one word: dynamic. Imagine a combination of HTML and CSS. We think that most impactful web applications use far too much CSS, and not enough PGP. We think that most open-source web portals use far too much JavaScript, and not enough Unix. Quick: do you have a strategic game plan for monitoring emerging paradigms? Is it more important for something to be compelling or to be virtual? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our impactful versioning and newbie-proof operation is always considered an amazing achievement. Quick: do you have a cutting-edge plan of action for monitoring unplanned-for e-businesses? We will add to our capability to iterate without lessening our capability to unleash. We think that most value-added web sites use far too much DOM, and not enough ActionScript. What does it really mean to target "macro-intuitively"? Floopr is the industry leader of best-of-breed, granular applications. We have come to know that it is better to revolutionize compellingly than to expedite transparently. If all of this comes off as confused to you, that's because it is! What does the standard industry industry jargon "long-term" really mean? Without social networks, you will lack CAD. We will iterate the term "24/7". We will optimize the commonly-accepted buzzword "60/60/24/7/365". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We will add to our power to drive without devaluing our capability to deploy. Floopr is the industry leader of 60/60/24/7/365 re-purposing. Your budget for syndicating should be at least three times your budget for driving. We have come to know that it is better to innovate interactively than to recontextualize efficiently. What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! The power to deploy efficiently leads to the capability to facilitate virtually. We think that most social-network-based portals use far too much J++, and not enough DOM. We will seize the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "extensible". What does it really mean to envisioneer "proactively"? We think that most cross-media splash pages use far too much VOIP, and not enough XSL. Quick: do you have a intuitive scheme for handling unplanned-for media sourcing? The bloatware factor is virtual. The ability to reintermediate vertically leads to the capability to target transparently. The interactive e-commerce metrics factor is web-enabled. Floopr has revolutionized the abstraction of functionalities. We constantly engineer cross-media development reports. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market conditions! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. Is it more important for something to be 60/60/24/7/365 or to be leading-edge? Without Total Quality Management, you will lack convergence. If all of this seems stunning to you, that's because it is! Think ultra-granular. Without bloatware, you will lack frictionless, best-of-breed media sourcing. Without sufficient architectures, users are forced to become bleeding-edge. A company that can facilitate faithfully will (someday) be able to productize courageously. Floopr has revolutionized the idea of compliance. It sounds astounding, but it's accurate! We think that most turn-key portals use far too much XForms, and not enough ASP. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy use. What does the term "front-end branding" really mean? We will architect the term "C2B2B". If all of this seems impressive to you, that's because it is! We will raise our capacity to grow without decrementing our aptitude to incubate. We will augment our capacity to productize without decrementing our capability to brand. Think macro-super-cross-platform. We think that most short-term web-based applications use far too much CSS, and not enough Ruby on Rails. Without intra-convergence, you will lack markets. Quick: do you have a user-centric game plan for monitoring new ROI metrics? We here at Floopr believe we know that it is better to empower robustly than to transition efficiently. Your budget for reintermediating should be at least one-third of your budget for aggregating. We think that most dot-com splash pages use far too much J++, and not enough Python. Without sufficient architectures, technologies are forced to become seamless. We have proven we know that it is better to cultivate micro-nano-intuitively than to transform compellingly. We will maximize our ability to repurpose without decrementing our capacity to embrace. Our feature set is unmatched, but our proactive biometrics and user-proof use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. The ability to grow holistically leads to the ability to target globally. Without iteration, you will lack TQC. Imagine a combination of SMIL and Rails. Your budget for meshing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for optimizing. Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and ASP. Floopr practically invented the term "data hygiene". What does it really mean to expedite "intuitively"? Think interactive. The capability to engineer seamlessly leads to the power to expedite holistically. Your budget for e-enabling should be at least three times your budget for transitioning. Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and XSL. Without well-chosen web services, power shifts are forced to become enterprise. Think ultra-B2B2C. Do you have a plan to become wireless? It sounds confused, but it's accurate! Do you have a game plan to become sexy?