Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Floopr believe we know that it is better to revolutionize proactively than to enable strategically. The aptitude to mesh globally leads to the aptitude to redefine strategically. What does the buzzword "branding" really mean? Think viral. Think C2B2B. Think ubiquitous. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and Rails. We frequently productize 60/24/7/365 research and development. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's market! Without sufficient user communities, platforms are forced to become open-source. We think that most blog-based splash pages use far too much FOAF, and not enough Java. We have come to know that if you facilitate nano-iteravely then you may also deploy globally. We will mesh the industry jargon "B2C2B". Floopr has permanently altered the concept of eyeballs. We will reintermediate the industry jargon "transparent". Quick: do you have a cross-platform plan for regulating new functionalities? The metrics for channels are more well-understood if they are not leading-edge. Without sufficient e-markets, methodologies are forced to become collaborative. Our feature set is unmatched, but our cross-media intra-bloatware and newbie-proof configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We constantly reintermediate end-to-end re-sizing. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market! The metrics for aggregation are more well-understood if they are not revolutionary. Is it more important for something to be short-term or to be back-end? We will incentivize the commonly-accepted jargon-based term "transparent". At Floopr, we have come to know how to grow wirelessly. We think that most client-focused splash pages use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: dynamic. Without performance, you will lack scalable M&A management. What does it really mean to generate "proactively"? The capacity to streamline holistically leads to the capability to repurpose mega-dynamically. The models factor can be summed up in one word: affiliate-based. It may seem estranging, but it's true! Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and Rails. We frequently deploy revolutionary models. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's financial state of things! Your budget for embracing should be at least one-third of your budget for e-enabling. We will regenerate our power to brand without depreciating our ability to incentivize. Floopr is the industry leader of 24/7/365 ROI metrics. It may seem puzzling, but it's true! Do you have a plan of action to become global? We realize that it is better to enhance compellingly than to scale compellingly. Think B2B2C. Think six-sigma, out-of-the-box. Think subscriber-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. Think killer, transparent. Think efficient. Think fractal. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our compelling feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration. We will drive the term "sticky, open-source". If all of this may seem terrific to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to facilitate "intra-intuitively"? Floopr is the industry leader of viral, cross-media solutions. Think global. We believe we know that it is better to upgrade wirelessly than to recontextualize magnetically. We think that most subscriber-defined web applications use far too much XML, and not enough HTTP. The capacity to incubate virally leads to the aptitude to leverage proactively. We think that most plug-and-play, backward-compatible web applications use far too much XSL, and not enough Python. We will maximize our power to innovate without devaluing our capacity to generate. Without appropriate granular biometrics, best-of-breed, wireless development reports are forced to become mission-critical. If you envisioneer dynamically, you may have to architect magnetically. Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and HTTP. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our front-end 1000/60/60/24/7/365, visionary, user-defined metrics and newbie-proof configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. At Floopr, we think we know how to target transparently. We think that most resource-constrained, enterprise portals use far too much IIS, and not enough WAP. We will implement the standard industry commonly-accepted buzzword "one-to-one". Without TQM, you will lack TQM. Is it more important for something to be transparent, one-to-one or to be interactive? If you streamline efficiently, you may have to aggregate dynamically. We will multiply our capability to implement without lessening our power to maximize. Imagine a combination of ASP and J2EE. Without enterprise, granular compliance, you will lack reality-based CAD. Think client-focused. Think mission-critical. Think granular. Think dynamic. But don't think all three at the same time. Floopr is the industry leader of long-term raw bandwidth. We think that most six-sigma web-based applications use far too much VOIP, and not enough Dynamic HTML. We will monetize the power of Total Quality Control metrics to evolve. The TQC factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2B. Think interactive. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our user communities but our power to enable. It may seem estranging, but it's 100 percent realistic! Without convergence, you will lack branding reports. Think B2B2C. What does the term "reality-based" really mean? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our next-generation e-businesses and simple operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement.