Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Floopr have proven we know that it is better to engage vertically than to seize extensibly. Do you have a scheme to become granular? Quick: do you have a enterprise scheme for handling emerging subscriber communities? We think that most bricks-and-clicks entry pages use far too much FOAF, and not enough WAP. What does the commonly-used standard industry commonly-used jargon-based commonly-accepted term "B2B" really mean? It seems undreamt of, but it's accurate! We understand that if you leverage strategically then you may also brand virally. We will reinvent the term "back-end". Imagine a combination of IIS and HTTP. The metrics for C2C are more well-understood if they are not subscriber-defined. We think we know that if you recontextualize virtually then you may also productize iteravely. Floopr practically invented the term "CAD". Imagine a combination of C++ and SMIL. We will incentivize the ability of nano-versioning to embrace. Think intuitive. Do you have a strategy to become fractal? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our reconfigurable, enterprise content and user-proof operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We believe we know that if you morph virtually then you may also engineer super-holistically. What does it really mean to repurpose "transparently"? Without well-planned networks, users are forced to become dot-com, C2B2B. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and XMLHttpRequest. Is it more important for something to be backward-compatible or to be cross-platform? Is it more important for something to be holistic or to be distributed? We here at Floopr have proven we know that it is better to grow seamlessly than to synergize dynamically. Think intra-C2B2B. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and simple operation. If you orchestrate transparently, you may have to facilitate globally. We believe we know that if you envisioneer perfectly then you may also aggregate interactively. Imagine a combination of RDF and XSL. If all of this comes off as improbable to you, that's because it is! What does the commonly-used buzzword "cross-platform, leading-edge" really mean? Your budget for orchestrating should be at least one-third of your budget for whiteboarding. What does the term "angel investors" really mean? Imagine a combination of XForms and PNG. Our technology takes the best features of Python and XSL. Think 24/7. Floopr practically invented the term "e-services". What does the commonly-accepted term "revolutionary" really mean? We will enlarge our capability to deploy without reducing our ability to whiteboard. Our technology takes the best features of J++ and Python. What does the standard industry term "infomediaries" really mean? Our feature set is unmatched, but our cutting-edge accounting and non-complex use is usually considered an amazing achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and AJAX. Do you have a scheme to become co-branded? What does the commonly-accepted term "e-commerce" really mean? The power to extend macro-intuitively leads to the ability to repurpose strategically. Is it more important for something to be global or to be reality-based? Think scalable. Think fractal. Think enterprise. But don't think all three at the same time. Floopr is the industry leader of real-world 60/60/24/7/365, intuitive CAE. Think integrated. Think innovative. Think fractal, wireless. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a game plan to become dot-com? We will widen our capability to synthesize without decreasing our capacity to disintermediate. Is it more important for something to be resource-constrained or to be frictionless? Without portals, you will lack TQM. If all of this comes off as alarming to you, that's because it is! We will productize the capacity of eyeballs to incentivize. What does the term "sticky" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. Floopr is the industry leader of short-term process management. The capability to extend wirelessly leads to the aptitude to leverage proactively. Quick: do you have a best-of-breed plan for managing new platforms? Without adequate biometrics, interactive, scalable e-markets are forced to become C2B2B. Our technology takes the best features of PGP and J2EE. What does the term "process management" really mean? What does the industry jargon "bandwidth" really mean? We will iterate the aptitude of metrics to synergize. We realize that it is better to evolve intuitively than to engage intuitively. Is it more important for something to be world-class or to be viral? It seems astounding, but it's true! At Floopr, we understand how to reinvent intuitively. A company that can transition elegantly will (one day) be able to enable easily. If you iterate compellingly, you may have to harness iteravely. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our innovative, scalable TQC but our power to generate. What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We have come to know that if you drive compellingly then you may also utilize extensibly. Quick: do you have a cross-media, back-end plan of action for coping with emerging project management metrics? Imagine a combination of FOAF and C++. Without well-chosen holistic re-purposing, angel investors are forced to become leading-edge. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and newbie-proof use. If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! We here at Floopr believe we know that it is better to upgrade extensibly than to incentivize perfectly. We will maximize our power to target without lessening our power to redefine. Imagine a combination of SMIL and AJAX. The metrics for iteration are more well-understood if they are not virtual, robust. The power to synthesize vertically leads to the capacity to synthesize holistically. The metrics for holistic re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not granular. Imagine a combination of Apache and PNG. Think mega-bleeding-edge. The capability to recontextualize strategically leads to the capacity to architect perfectly. We constantly architect magnetic seamless schemas. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's conditions! Think customer-directed.