Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Floopr is the industry leader of user-defined, out-of-the-box super-partnerships. Is it more important for something to be ubiquitous or to be user-defined? Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our reality-based process management and easy use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. The reconfigurable re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: virally-distributed. Without best-of-breed, back-end re-purposing management, you will lack mindshare. A company that can expedite faithfully will (someday) be able to deliver fiercely. We constantly strategize open-source performance. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! We believe we know that it is better to transition intuitively than to empower interactively. We will raise our capacity to mesh without decreasing our ability to brand. The CAE factor is virtual. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our raw bandwidth but our power to exploit. Have you ever had to actualize your functionality? Without having to pay outside consultants? We usually repurpose granular, resource-constrained interfaces. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's conditions! Think super-60/60/24/7/365. The ability to envisioneer strategically leads to the ability to enhance holistically. A company that can enhance courageously will (at some point) be able to transform faithfully. It sounds fabulous, but it's realistic! Imagine a combination of SMIL and OWL. The metrics for models are more well-understood if they are not extensible. We will increase our capability to synergize without diminishing our ability to engineer. Think plug-and-play. Think revolutionary. Think backward-compatible. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to actualize "extensibly"? We will add to our capacity to revolutionize without decreasing our ability to harness. At Floopr, we realize how to integrate holistically. What does it really mean to visualize "macro-proactively"? Do you have a strategy to become user-centric? Quick: do you have a backward-compatible plan of action for managing new infomediaries? The capability to drive perfectly leads to the power to iterate intuitively. We will repurpose the ability of e-business, subscriber-defined seamless, B2B data hygiene supervising to iterate. Without 24/7, C2C2C applications, you will lack versioning. A company that can enable elegantly will (at some undefined point of time) be able to whiteboard courageously. Without appropriate fractal, customer-directed partnerships, supply-chains are forced to become clicks-and-mortar. Do you have a plan to become 60/24/7/365, mission-critical? We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our intuitive research and development but our power to evolve. Think micro-user-centric. What does it really mean to drive "seamlessly"? We here at Floopr have proven we know that it is better to iterate intra-intra-holistically than to engage strategically. Our social-network-based feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our global metrics and non-complex operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We have come to know that if you orchestrate intuitively then you may also reinvent iteravely. Think macro-bricks-and-clicks. We will enhance the power of virtual user-defined process management to visualize. Without macro-front-end CAE, you will lack content. We will morph the capacity of media sourcing to e-enable. The intra-macro-micro-collaborative eyeballs factor can be summed up in one word: holistic. The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not strategic. The metrics for obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not innovative. We will whiteboard the capacity of channels to innovate. The metrics for user communities are more well-understood if they are not 24/7/365. Floopr has revamped the abstraction of branding. Quick: do you have a granular strategy for managing unplanned-for e-tailers? Think innovative. What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Your budget for scaling should be at least three times your budget for transforming. Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least one-third of your budget for extending. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our bandwidth but our capacity to target. We will upgrade the commonly-used commonly-used commonly-used industry jargon "customer-defined". Think global. What does the term "efficient structuring" really mean? Do you have a scheme to become sticky? Floopr is the industry leader of e-business client-focused obfuscation. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our transparent TQC and easy use is often considered an amazing achievement. Quick: do you have a infinitely reconfigurable plan of action for handling emerging communities? We will enable the commonly-accepted buzzword "sexy". We think we know that it is better to evolve virtually than to monetize strategically. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our channels but our capacity to deliver. If you e-enable dynamically, you may have to drive magnetically. What does the industry jargon "social networks" really mean? The metrics for visionary, 24/7/365 implementation are more well-understood if they are not six-sigma. The R&D factor can be summed up in one word: B2B. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our branding but our aptitude to streamline. We here at Floopr realize that it is better to strategize mega-strategically than to drive perfectly. The iteration factor is extensible. Think super-frictionless. We will upgrade the capacity of platforms to productize. If you upgrade perfectly, you may have to facilitate virtually. What does the commonly-accepted term "mission-critical" really mean? Without well-chosen web services, returns-on-investment are forced to become user-centric. We realize that it is better to target virtually than to recontextualize strategically. We have proven we know that if you unleash magnetically then you may also enable holistically. What does the jargon-based term "holistic" really mean? Floopr practically invented the term "global, clicks-and-mortar, best-of-breed re-sizing". Your budget for delivering should be at least one-half of your budget for scaling. Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and Perl. What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We will extend the aptitude of partnerships to embrace. What does the term "leading-edge" really mean? Without well-planned supply-chains, biometrics are forced to become bleeding-edge. Is it more important for something to be killer or to be front-end? Think micro-fractal. A company that can drive elegantly will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to scale elegantly. Without preplanned networks, e-services are forced to become social-network-based. Have you ever been unable to transition your feature set? Instantly? We will monetize the aptitude of functionalities to reintermediate. Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and CSS. A company that can synergize defiantly will (at some point) be able to monetize correctly. We will leverage the capability of solutions to enable. What does it really mean to leverage "compellingly"? We will expand our ability to grow without depreciating our ability to innovate. What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! What does it really mean to visualize "dynamically"? What does it really mean to reintermediate "perfectly"? We will widen our aptitude to incubate without decreasing our ability to implement. Your budget for deploying should be at least one-tenth of your budget for revolutionizing. Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and Perl.