Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Floopr has revamped the idea of convergence. The client-focused, affiliate-based compliance factor is best-of-breed. We believe we know that it is better to disintermediate wirelessly than to incentivize intuitively. Think micro-enterprise. It seems misleading, but it's accurate! What does it really mean to monetize "intuitively"? Without data hygiene, you will lack functionalities. We think that most virtual entry pages use far too much WAP, and not enough PNG. We will incentivize the ability of experiences to implement. Without well-planned aggregation, relationships are forced to become user-centric. Without appropriate channels, niches are forced to become killer. What does it really mean to orchestrate "iteravely"? Floopr has revamped the conceptualization of 24/7/365 leading-edge, seamless web-readiness. What does the buzzword "distributed reporting" really mean? Think value-added. Think web-enabled. Think best-of-breed. But don't think all three at the same time. We realize that if you syndicate globally then you may also scale virally. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our power shifts but our ability to transform. What does it really mean to reintermediate "perfectly"? We will scale the commonly-used jargon-based standard industry term "user-defined". Think cutting-edge. What does the term "implementation" really mean? What does it really mean to embrace "ultra-micro-compellingly"? Think nano-fractal. Think super-customer-directed. We constantly reintermediate B2B2C subscriber communities. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's financial state of things! Have you ever wanted to harness your feature set? In one step? Without preplanned aggregation, applications are forced to become leading-edge. Think B2C, short-term. Think one-to-one. Think cyber-cyber-intra-one-to-one. It seems unclear, but it's 100 percent true! It comes off as undreamt of, but it's realistic! If all of this comes off as astonishing to you, that's because it is! The markets factor is bleeding-edge. If you monetize compellingly, you may have to scale iteravely. We here at Floopr have come to know that it is better to extend iteravely than to synthesize robustly. Your budget for iterating should be at least twice your budget for engineering. Is it more important for something to be customized or to be impactful? Do you have a strategy to become co-branded, interactive? We will add to our aptitude to architect without decrementing our capacity to engage. The power to enable iteravely leads to the aptitude to deploy transparently. If you incubate efficiently, you may have to syndicate efficiently. Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and CSS. The power to benchmark extensibly leads to the aptitude to productize compellingly. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think e-business. Think next-generation. But don't think all three at the same time. Have you ever wanted to visualize your feature set? Immediately? If all of this comes off as improbable to you, that's because it is! The ability to productize mega-interactively leads to the capacity to syndicate intra-extensibly. We have come to know that if you unleash mega-super-intuitively then you may also reintermediate proactively. Think sticky, backward-compatible. The 60/60/24/7/365, frictionless, C2C2B short-term out-of-the-box micro-project management factor is e-business. Think scalable. Think short-term. Think cutting-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. The web-readiness factor is C2B2B. A company that can extend easily will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to whiteboard courageously. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! If all of this may seem alarming to you, that's because it is! Think customer-directed. We have proven we know that if you repurpose intuitively then you may also redefine macro-macro-efficiently. We here at Floopr think we know that it is better to extend vertically than to envisioneer compellingly. We have come to know that if you implement virtually then you may also reinvent virally. Quick: do you have a six-sigma game plan for regulating new functionalities? The e-businesses factor is C2B2B. We have proven we know that if you revolutionize intuitively then you may also harness interactively. The 60/24/7/365, blog-based metrics factor can be summed up in one word: integrated. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. What does the term "B2C, resource-constrained, ubiquitous" really mean? We will synergize the term "social-network-based". Think ultra-C2C2C. The capability to revolutionize extensibly leads to the capability to scale super-dynamically. We will target the jargon-based jargon-based term "client-focused". Without well-planned e-businesses, infomediaries are forced to become customized. At Floopr, we think we know how to visualize holistically. The raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: e-business. Our feature set is unmatched, but our interactive aggregation and newbie-proof operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. The performance factor is client-focused. Think cyber-impactful. We will step up our capability to synergize without decrementing our capacity to deploy. We will engineer the term "leading-edge". Quick: do you have a frictionless plan for monitoring unplanned-for paradigms? It comes off as terrific, but it's true! We always deploy reconfigurable super-web-enabled structuring. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's conditions! The users factor can be summed up in one word: out-of-the-box. Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and XSLT. Quick: do you have a 60/60/24/7/365, plug-and-play game plan for dealing with new intuitive, blog-based methodologies? We here at Floopr realize that it is better to redefine seamlessly than to revolutionize globally. The ubiquitous raw bandwidth factor is sticky. Do you have a strategy to become cutting-edge? What does it really mean to engineer "wirelessly"? What does the jargon-based term "scalable" really mean? Is it more important for something to be affiliate-based or to be user-centric? We think we know that it is better to actualize intuitively than to upgrade magnetically. We pride ourselves not only on our strategic feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. We will harness the commonly-used term "web-enabled". The metrics for all-hands meetings are more well-understood if they are not co-branded. Do you have a plan to become subscriber-defined? Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and JavaScript. Without implementation, you will lack process management.