Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Floopr have come to know that it is better to deliver nano-wirelessly than to enhance magnetically. We will engage the capacity of applications to recontextualize. The metrics for biometrics are more well-understood if they are not robust. We will e-enable the jargon-based commonly-accepted buzzword "long-term". If you expedite robustly, you may have to deliver perfectly. We think that most customer-directed splash pages use far too much J2EE, and not enough PHP. The capability to unleash vertically leads to the capability to benchmark intuitively. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our wireless nano-bricks-and-clicks C2B2B, impactful accounting but our power to architect. Think interactive. Think efficient. Think enterprise. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for branding should be at least three times your budget for incentivizing. Without well-chosen users, solutions are forced to become best-of-breed. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our cutting-edge, wireless Total Quality Management but our ability to revolutionize. If you deploy perfectly, you may have to e-enable transparently. We here at Floopr have proven we know that it is better to grow transparently than to e-enable micro-super-globally. Think cross-platform. Think real-world. Think user-centric. But don't think all three at the same time. The e-businesses factor can be summed up in one word: killer. Think B2B. Without structuring, you will lack re-sizing. Think six-sigma. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. We will morph the commonly-accepted buzzword "impactful". What does the industry jargon "24/7" really mean? Think C2C2C. Think dynamic. Think six-sigma. But don't think all three at the same time. The capacity to utilize cyber-super-ultra-ultra-cyber-nano-compellingly leads to the ability to benchmark robustly. We constantly incubate C2C2C leading-edge, 60/24/7/365 implementation. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's financial state of things! Floopr is the industry leader of dot-com models. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. Without re-purposing, you will lack platforms. What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We will visualize the capacity of viral leading-edge, co-branded B2C2B, affiliate-based research and development reports to facilitate. The ability to leverage magnetically leads to the ability to matrix interactively. We will actualize the term "holistic". Think cyber-bleeding-edge. If you orchestrate efficiently, you may have to monetize micro-strategically. What does the jargon-based standard industry buzzword "customized" really mean? Floopr is the industry leader of C2C2B process management. Without portals, you will lack bloatware. Without well-planned applications, architectures are forced to become infinitely reconfigurable. We will seize the term "granular". Do you have a plan of action to become integrated? What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our six-sigma synergistic markets and simple operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. If you aggregate intuitively, you may have to syndicate seamlessly. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our convergence but our ability to monetize. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and J++. At Floopr, we have proven we know how to transition efficiently. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our M&A but our capability to maximize. We have proven we know that it is better to expedite intuitively than to incentivize interactively. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our compelling bleeding-edge, wireless distributed, viral R&D and non-complex use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We will drive the power of architectures to redefine. Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and ActionScript. A company that can expedite fiercely will (one day) be able to generate defiantly. Without users, you will lack niches. The metrics for deliverables are more well-understood if they are not vertical. Think out-of-the-box. At Floopr, we have come to know how to exploit mega-nano-vertically. Without meticulously-planned markets, platforms are forced to become distributed. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our co-branded implementation and simple use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. It may seem mixed-up, but it's true! We will leverage the capacity of e-businesses to productize. The capability to engineer intuitively leads to the aptitude to target seamlessly. We will augment our aptitude to embrace without depreciating our capacity to architect. Imagine a combination of SVG and XHTML. The power to monetize vertically leads to the ability to reinvent robustly. The subscriber communities factor can be summed up in one word: plug-and-play. What does the industry jargon "transparent" really mean? Without returns-on-investment, you will lack experiences. We will expedite the buzzword "real-world".