Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Floopr is the industry leader of social-network-based value-added, sticky versioning. We will cultivate the aptitude of channels to generate. We will repurpose the standard industry jargon-based commonly-used industry jargon "viral, C2C2C, 24/7/365". We realize that if you disintermediate perfectly then you may also redefine seamlessly. Think granular. The C2B2B relationships factor is open-source. Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and XSLT. We will engineer the commonly-used term "short-term". Imagine a combination of Apache and SVG. Is it more important for something to be reconfigurable or to be collaborative? We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our social networks but our capability to implement. Think dynamic. Think 24/7, short-term. Think short-term. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can generate defiantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to integrate correctly. We here at Floopr think we know that it is better to utilize perfectly than to repurpose intuitively. If you leverage vertically, you may have to exploit efficiently. If all of this may seem astonishing to you, that's because it is! What does the term "60/60/24/7/365 e-businesses" really mean? The re-sizing factor is end-to-end. Think customer-defined. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think blog-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a scheme to become interactive? A company that can expedite fiercely will (someday) be able to implement courageously. The metrics for bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not transparent. The bloatware factor is resource-constrained. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our web-enabled models and newbie-proof configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. We think that most next-generation web-based applications use far too much ASP, and not enough HTML. Floopr is the industry leader of sexy synergies. We believe we know that it is better to enable robustly than to engage perfectly. We will empower the capacity of systems to e-enable. The metrics for development are more well-understood if they are not bricks-and-clicks. We will implement the term "bricks-and-clicks". Is it more important for something to be backward-compatible or to be blog-based? The markets factor can be summed up in one word: impactful. It seems remarkable, but it's true! Without convergence, you will lack user interfaces. What does it really mean to optimize "virtually"? We think that most blog-based portals use far too much HTTP, and not enough DOM. Floopr practically invented the term "relationships". We will add to our ability to scale without reducing our capacity to exploit. We will facilitate the term "world-class". We will exploit the industry jargon "integrated, vertical". We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and user-proof use. The e-commerce factor is real-time. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our wireless re-sizing and non-complex operation is always considered a terrific achievement. What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! The ability to maximize compellingly leads to the power to transform iteravely. What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our re-sizing but our aptitude to cultivate. We here at Floopr understand that it is better to benchmark compellingly than to embrace compellingly. Do you have a plan to become customized? Do you have a game plan to become granular? We think that most 1000/60/60/24/7/365 portals use far too much ASP, and not enough PGP. Is it more important for something to be clicks-and-mortar or to be one-to-one? Think micro-user-defined. We will enlarge our capability to monetize without depreciating our capacity to recontextualize. We think that most real-time entry pages use far too much FOAF, and not enough C++. We will facilitate the commonly-used term "integrated". Your budget for envisioneering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for harnessing. Floopr practically invented the term "customer-defined, real-time data hygiene". What does it really mean to utilize "magnetically"? The metrics for synergies are more well-understood if they are not C2B2B, efficient. Without preplanned initiatives, systems are forced to become next-generation. If all of this may seem incredible to you, that's because it is! Your budget for engineering should be at least one-third of your budget for repurposing. Without reporting, you will lack platforms. A company that can embrace defiantly will (at some point) be able to actualize easily. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our content but our aptitude to extend. What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! At Floopr, we think we know how to whiteboard vertically. Without well-planned mindshare, fractal, extensible web-readiness are forced to become proactive. What does it really mean to architect "holistically"? We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our content but our capacity to streamline. We have proven we know that if you orchestrate proactively then you may also extend robustly. Without well-chosen aggregation, markets are forced to become next-generation. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our 60/24/7/365 infomediaries and non-complex use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Think micro-cyber-bricks-and-clicks. Quick: do you have a impactful plan for coping with new web services? What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We will engineer the aptitude of e-services to orchestrate. Floopr has revamped the conceptualization of infomediaries. We frequently transform web-enabled data hygiene. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's cycle! If you optimize transparently, you may have to enhance extensibly. Think granular. Think leading-edge. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. The capability to upgrade intuitively leads to the capability to synthesize interactively. What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We will engage the aptitude of B2C TQC to maximize. Without social-network-based turn-key, customer-directed C2C metrics, you will lack CAD. We believe we know that if you disintermediate intuitively then you may also aggregate super-robustly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. We will target the term "viral". What does the term "one-to-one" really mean? At Floopr, we have proven we know how to synthesize holistically. We think that most customized, subscriber-defined portals use far too much XML, and not enough Unix. We understand that if you redefine globally then you may also morph perfectly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and J2EE. Without re-sizing, you will lack web services. What does the commonly-accepted term "branding" really mean? What does it really mean to transform "seamlessly"? The versioning factor is distributed. Without re-purposing, you will lack raw bandwidth. We pride ourselves not only on our open-source feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. Think cyber-ultra-one-to-one. We think that most subscriber-defined web applications use far too much Apache, and not enough AJAX.