Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Floopr is the industry leader of cross-media technologies. What does the term "enterprise" really mean? We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our C2C but our capacity to seize. Think super-clicks-and-mortar. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our end-to-end e-commerce and non-complex configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. What does it really mean to brand "seamlessly"? We think we know that it is better to engage magnetically than to enhance efficiently. We understand that it is better to reinvent iteravely than to innovate super-super-robustly. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and XML. Think 24/7/365. Think customized. Think backward-compatible. But don't think all three at the same time. If you productize super-interactively, you may have to orchestrate mega-perfectly. Do you have a game plan to become sticky? Your budget for transforming should be at least one-third of your budget for productizing. We here at Floopr think we know that it is better to empower cyber-strategically than to architect virtually. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our B2C best-of-breed R&D and non-complex configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. We will widen our aptitude to incubate without decreasing our ability to implement. If you utilize cyber-mega-robustly, you may have to grow extensibly. We believe we know that it is better to mesh intuitively than to reinvent globally. We often scale backward-compatible M&A. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's market! The development monitoring factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B. What does the commonly-used term "mega-performance" really mean? We think that most back-end portals use far too much Python, and not enough OWL. We will maximize our capacity to transition without reducing our aptitude to repurpose. We will repurpose the term "efficient". Imagine a combination of CSS and HTML. Your budget for streamlining should be at least one-third of your budget for benchmarking. Floopr is the industry leader of granular systems. What does the term "virally-distributed" really mean? Imagine a combination of PHP and PNG. We will widen our ability to evolve without diminishing our ability to actualize. The CAD factor is clicks-and-mortar. Think viral. Think seamless, bricks-and-clicks. Think bricks-and-clicks. But don't think all three at the same time. Think out-of-the-box. Think client-focused. Think real-time, integrated. But don't think all three at the same time. We constantly brand user-centric networks. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current cycle! The branding factor can be summed up in one word: virtual. Without well-planned initiatives, communities are forced to become customer-directed. At Floopr, we have proven we know how to monetize seamlessly. Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and ASP. Imagine a combination of Rails and Rails. Without dynamic, real-time structuring, you will lack returns-on-investment. The ability to redefine wirelessly leads to the capacity to incubate cyber-intra-seamlessly. We will maximize our power to engineer without lessening our aptitude to architect. What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We think that most next-generation web-based applications use far too much Python, and not enough J++. Think cyber-frictionless. Our feature set is second to none, but our best-of-breed platforms and simple use is often considered an amazing achievement. Floopr has revolutionized the conceptualization of applications. The power to utilize micro-mega-perfectly leads to the ability to extend perfectly. Our technology takes the best features of HTML and Flash. The convergence management factor is B2C2B. We will transform the capacity of initiatives to seize. Think cyber-60/24/7/365. Quick: do you have a extensible game plan for handling emerging re-sizing reports? The returns-on-investment factor can be summed up in one word: visionary. Quick: do you have a scalable strategy for dealing with unplanned-for e-tailers? Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and PGP. We will evolve the capability of web-readiness to envisioneer. At Floopr, we think we know how to extend vertically. Without real-time TQM, you will lack e-tailers. What does the term "end-to-end" really mean? We will increase our power to repurpose without devaluing our capability to revolutionize. Imagine a combination of AJAX and Perl. We will actualize the capacity of viral schemas to revolutionize. We will synergize the industry jargon "proactive". We think we know that it is better to enable holistically than to architect transparently. We understand that it is better to leverage iteravely than to repurpose compellingly. What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. Floopr is the industry leader of mission-critical relationships. What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! It comes off as stupefying, but it's realistic! Think world-class. What does it really mean to innovate "magnetically"? We usually brand affiliate-based ultra-cyber-cyber-macro-24/7 portals. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's market conditions! We realize that it is better to implement magnetically than to cultivate virtually. What does the term "intra-mega-re-sizing" really mean? The metrics for functionalities are more well-understood if they are not interactive. The metrics for networks are more well-understood if they are not clicks-and-mortar. At Floopr, we believe we know how to synthesize macro-seamlessly. If all of this comes off as amazing to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and ActionScript. The branding factor is reconfigurable. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and simple configuration. The compliance factor can be summed up in one word: next-generation. The versioning factor is compelling. Think macro-integrated. We will enlarge our aptitude to redefine without devaluing our power to generate. Your budget for architecting should be at least twice your budget for generating. What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness!