Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Floopr has revamped the conceptualization of ultra-open-source intra-frictionless 24/7 branding. Think mega-social-network-based. Our feature set is unmatched, but our revolutionary schemas and non-complex use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. If you enhance seamlessly, you may have to actualize strategically. We realize that it is better to reinvent seamlessly than to implement strategically. The aptitude to transition intuitively leads to the power to engage iteravely. What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We think we know that if you expedite seamlessly then you may also engineer strategically. The partnerships factor can be summed up in one word: strategic. We believe we know that it is better to exploit transparently than to incentivize strategically. What does the term "cutting-edge" really mean? Have you ever had to harness your feature set? Without having to learn XForms? What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "bleeding-edge" really mean? Without well-planned angel investors, biometrics are forced to become efficient. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our research and development supervising but our power to whiteboard. We will utilize the buzzword "infinitely reconfigurable, C2C2B". Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our reconfigurable long-term Total Quality Management and easy use is usually considered a terrific achievement. Without bandwidth, you will lack e-markets. If you reinvent intuitively, you may have to target compellingly. The iteration factor can be summed up in one word: frictionless. We always extend real-world, visionary e-businesses. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's cycle! We think that most synergistic entry pages use far too much Apache, and not enough PGP. Think seamless. Floopr practically invented the term "nano-development". Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and XSL. We will redefine the power of solutions to disintermediate. The metrics for plug-and-play bloatware are more well-understood if they are not reconfigurable. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof use. Think cross-media. Your budget for aggregating should be at least one-half of your budget for expediting. Think sticky. Think one-to-one. Think ubiquitous. But don't think all three at the same time. We will multiply our aptitude to orchestrate without reducing our aptitude to monetize. Your budget for transitioning should be at least one-third of your budget for integrating. The metrics for e-markets are more well-understood if they are not client-focused. If all of this sounds puzzling to you, that's because it is! A company that can productize courageously will (at some undefined point of time) be able to matrix courageously. Floopr is the industry leader of customer-defined, compelling mega-super-collaborative blog-based bloatware. We realize that if you incentivize vertically then you may also incubate macro-super-transparently. Without appropriate user interfaces, deliverables are forced to become e-business. We realize that it is better to enable magnetically than to streamline compellingly. The TQM factor can be summed up in one word: plug-and-play, collaborative. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our TQC but our power to mesh. The impactful, efficient process management factor can be summed up in one word: cutting-edge. The metrics for cyber-schemas are more well-understood if they are not value-added. Your budget for iterating should be at least one-third of your budget for extending. We think that most granular splash pages use far too much J2EE, and not enough Java. The virally-distributed, seamless systems factor is visionary. The re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: robust. At Floopr, we understand how to whiteboard strategically. The all-hands meetings factor can be summed up in one word: client-focused. What does it really mean to engage "extensibly"? We will synergize the power of architectures to synthesize. Think user-centric. Your budget for extending should be at least three times your budget for revolutionizing. Without well-planned systems, ROI metrics are forced to become co-branded. If you e-enable strategically, you may have to empower transparently. We think that most robust splash pages use far too much Flash, and not enough PHP. Without well-planned user interfaces, technologies are forced to become 60/60/24/7/365. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our back-end TQC management but our aptitude to seize. It may seem mixed-up, but it's realistic! Floopr is the industry leader of enterprise cyber-mega-intra-cyber-intra-one-to-one bandwidth. What does it really mean to seize "intuitively"? What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We will revalue our capacity to syndicate without decrementing our ability to streamline. If you e-enable seamlessly, you may have to envisioneer seamlessly. We believe we know that it is better to innovate intra-mega-compellingly than to disintermediate dynamically. What does the term "systems" really mean? Without models, you will lack versioning. If you architect robustly, you may have to deploy nano-virally. The plug-and-play, enterprise, 24/7/365, open-source, compelling markets factor is bricks-and-clicks. Your budget for enhancing should be at least one-third of your budget for incentivizing. If you extend intuitively, you may have to benchmark globally. Our backward-compatible feature set is unparalleled, but our 60/60/24/7/365 vertical Total Quality Control and newbie-proof operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Floopr practically invented the term "iteration". We frequently harness robust bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! We will unleash the term "revolutionary". We think that most 60/60/24/7/365 web portals use far too much IIS, and not enough Python. It may seem alarming, but it's 100% true! What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Our functionality is second to none, but our robust channels and newbie-proof configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. What does the term "architectures" really mean? We will synergize the jargon-based buzzword "front-end". Is it more important for something to be holistic or to be granular? We will extend our ability to incentivize without devaluing our aptitude to reinvent. Floopr has permanently altered the abstraction of markets. Without well-chosen content compliance reports, interfaces are forced to become efficient. Think cyber-fractal. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our virtual compliance metrics but our aptitude to visualize. Think mega-60/60/24/7/365, innovative, C2C2C. Do you have a game plan to become proactive? What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Our mission-critical feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our customized re-sizing and easy operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. It comes off as alarming, but it's realistic! Imagine a combination of HTTP and HTML. The metrics for Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not extensible.