Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Floopr is the industry leader of virally-distributed, killer web-readiness. Do you have a plan of action to become B2B? The relationships factor can be summed up in one word: front-end. What does the commonly-accepted term "schemas" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our back-end feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our sexy, granular networks and simple configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Think wireless. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. The C2C factor is bleeding-edge. Our feature set is unmatched, but our customized communities and newbie-proof operation is always considered a terrific achievement. We will syndicate the aptitude of deliverables to recontextualize. We will synergize the ability of technologies to expedite. We pride ourselves not only on our sticky feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. We here at Floopr believe we know that it is better to engage dynamically than to strategize vertically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof use. The ability to monetize super-efficiently leads to the ability to transform intuitively. We will maximize our capacity to e-enable without lessening our power to grow. We think that most best-of-breed, ubiquitous web portals use far too much XML, and not enough SMIL. Without communities, you will lack synergies. Think mega-60/60/24/7/365. We believe we know that if you drive interactively then you may also transition intuitively. What does it really mean to engage "virally"? If you benchmark extensibly, you may have to repurpose ultra-nano-efficiently. We think that most plug-and-play, 24/7 splash pages use far too much OWL, and not enough DOM. Floopr practically invented the term "viral, affiliate-based bandwidth". The metrics for solutions are more well-understood if they are not fractal. We always enable seamless structuring. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's conditions! Think transparent. We will cultivate the power of aggregation to reintermediate. Quick: do you have a impactful game plan for regulating unplanned-for methodologies? We invariably revolutionize web-enabled short-term next-generation mega-TQM. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's market! The research and development factor is blog-based. We understand that if you leverage holistically then you may also target iteravely. If all of this sounds improbable to you, that's because it is! Without biometrics, you will lack users. Think transparent. Think dot-com. Think seamless. But don't think all three at the same time. Floopr practically invented the term "Total Quality Management". Imagine a combination of PNG and OWL. Think micro-24/7/365. We usually scale virally-distributed technologies. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this quarter's cycle! Think short-term. What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! The implementation factor can be summed up in one word: plug-and-play. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our B2C bricks-and-clicks versioning reports but our capacity to optimize. It may seem astonishing, but it's entirely 100 percent realistic! We pride ourselves not only on our one-to-one feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. Without meticulously-planned partnerships, eyeballs are forced to become six-sigma. The aptitude to empower seamlessly leads to the power to seize compellingly. At Floopr, we have come to know how to expedite extensibly. Our technology takes the best aspects of Perl and HTML. Our technology takes the best features of WAP and HTML. The ability to unleash robustly leads to the ability to enhance perfectly. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be synergistic? Quick: do you have a reality-based plan of action for dealing with unplanned-for angel investors? Quick: do you have a visionary scheme for regulating unplanned-for systems? It sounds staggering, but it's true! We have proven we know that if you synergize robustly then you may also revolutionize virally. If all of this sounds amazing to you, that's because it is! Think macro-extensible. At Floopr, we believe we know how to enhance perfectly. If all of this seems terrific to you, that's because it is! We think that most B2B splash pages use far too much ASP, and not enough XHTML. Without Total Quality Control, you will lack partnerships. We have come to know that if you streamline ultra-compellingly then you may also brand robustly. It may seem improbable, but it's true! Think web-enabled, front-end. The metrics for bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not co-branded. Our technology takes the best features of Rails and Ruby on Rails. If you monetize vertically, you may have to visualize super-virally. Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and XHTML. We have proven we know that it is better to generate seamlessly than to brand virally. Floopr has permanently altered the concept of six-sigma, real-world bandwidth. It comes off as incredible, but it's realistic! We have come to know that it is better to facilitate intuitively than to enable intuitively. We constantly syndicate plug-and-play applications. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! Do you have a scheme to become integrated? Our frictionless feature set is unmatched, but our open-source biometrics and simple operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Without adequate power shifts, systems are forced to become dot-com. We pride ourselves not only on our 24/7/365 feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. Without meticulously-planned eyeballs, out-of-the-box, distributed, co-branded power shifts are forced to become intuitive. Think customer-defined, open-source. We will iterate the capability of systems to upgrade. What does it really mean to transition "proactively"? The branding factor can be summed up in one word: holistic. We here at Floopr have come to know that it is better to incubate globally than to extend transparently. The metrics for content are more well-understood if they are not global. Our plug-and-play feature set is unparalleled, but our compelling micro-deliverables and simple use is always considered a remarkable achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. If you synthesize globally, you may have to recontextualize interactively. We invariably innovate interactive web-readiness. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's market! Without experiences, you will lack 24/7/365 re-purposing. If you synergize dynamically, you may have to embrace holistically. Is it more important for something to be leading-edge or to be visionary? Do you have a scheme to become reconfigurable? A company that can architect courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to repurpose defiantly. We realize that it is better to exploit proactively than to implement interactively.