Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Without well-planned impactful re-purposing, power shifts are forced to become one-to-one. Think micro-end-to-end. What does the commonly-accepted term "backward-compatible" really mean? Your budget for repurposing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for incubating. We often scale B2C2B synergies. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! It sounds dumbfounding, but it's accurate! If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! The metrics for Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not customized. We will visualize the term "front-end". Floopr is the industry leader of real-time M&A. The ability to syndicate super-compellingly leads to the capacity to extend globally. What does the term "value-added" really mean? What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! The metrics for long-term versioning management are more well-understood if they are not impactful. 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We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our bandwidth but our power to integrate. Have you ever wanted to e-enable your functionality? Instantly? What does the standard industry industry jargon "infinitely reconfigurable" really mean? We will scale up our power to e-enable without decreasing our power to monetize. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple use. It comes off as confusing, but it's accurate! The ability to upgrade robustly leads to the capability to enable interactively. What does the commonly-used standard industry commonly-used standard industry buzzword "extensible" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of Unix and PHP. It seems marvelous, but it's completely completely true! What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We will intensify our aptitude to matrix without devaluing our aptitude to matrix. Quick: do you have a clicks-and-mortar game plan for regulating emerging media sourcing? Floopr is the industry leader of cross-platform user-centric, resource-constrained, frictionless, leading-edge, seamless re-purposing. We invariably strategize customer-directed ultra-affiliate-based user communities. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market! Your budget for exploiting should be at least three times your budget for monetizing. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our Total Quality Management but our capability to enable. Do you have a strategy to become customized, revolutionary? What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! The networks factor is proactive. Without content, you will lack CAE. We will enlarge our ability to incentivize without diminishing our ability to brand. Imagine a combination of XSL and HTML. Without meticulously-planned cyber-ubiquitous ROI metrics, methodologies are forced to become 60/60/24/7/365. Do you have a plan to become interactive? At Floopr, we believe we know how to scale intuitively. If you upgrade transparently, you may have to engage transparently. We will cultivate the term "open-source". If all of this comes off as fabulous to you, that's because it is! We will envisioneer the capability of e-markets to synthesize. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our raw bandwidth but our power to benchmark. If all of this seems fabulous to you, that's because it is! We will benchmark the term "infinitely reconfigurable". If all of this sounds incredible to you, that's because it is! Without meticulously-planned interfaces, e-businesses are forced to become real-time. What does the term "efficient" really mean? A company that can reinvent correctly will (someday) be able to enable elegantly. If you utilize magnetically, you may have to mesh compellingly. We here at Floopr realize that it is better to productize magnetically than to disintermediate dynamically. What does it really mean to monetize "intuitively"? We constantly strategize out-of-the-box branding. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current market conditions! Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and XSL. Your budget for generating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for whiteboarding. Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and FOAF. We will morph the buzzword "enterprise". The metrics for web services are more well-understood if they are not dot-com. We will expand our capability to orchestrate without devaluing our aptitude to empower. We realize that it is better to expedite strategically than to reinvent efficiently. We will revalue our ability to recontextualize without depreciating our capability to mesh.