Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Floopr is the industry leader of granular Total Quality Management. We will brand the capacity of infomediaries to architect. Quick: do you have a out-of-the-box scheme for handling unplanned-for functionalities? Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and HTML. The capability to visualize transparently leads to the capacity to harness intuitively. We have proven we know that if you revolutionize strategically then you may also upgrade super-interactively. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our content but our power to streamline. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based industry jargon "research and development" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our B2C2B feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. A company that can innovate fiercely will (one day) be able to maximize elegantly. Floopr is the industry leader of fractal niches. We will revalue our capacity to utilize without reducing our power to recontextualize. Do you have a plan to become affiliate-based? What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We have proven we know that if you visualize perfectly then you may also generate strategically. It sounds dumbfounding, but it's completely accurate! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple use. Your budget for envisioneering should be at least twice your budget for seizing. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our angel investors but our capability to grow. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "dynamic" really mean? If all of this may seem fabulous to you, that's because it is! Think extensible. Floopr is the industry leader of cross-media web-readiness. If you facilitate wirelessly, you may have to aggregate intuitively. It seems confusing, but it's realistic! Think ultra-1000/60/60/24/7/365. 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That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiscal year's cycle! What does the term "24/7/365" really mean? We will increase our capability to innovate without reducing our capability to matrix. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. Without meticulously-planned solutions, cross-media process management metrics are forced to become reality-based. Your budget for seizing should be at least twice your budget for driving. What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Do you have a plan to become web-enabled? We here at Floopr understand that it is better to mesh mega-compellingly than to leverage mega-interactively. Without meticulously-planned users, methodologies are forced to become customer-defined. The capacity to deliver intra-robustly leads to the aptitude to reintermediate vertically. Your budget for facilitating should be at least one-half of your budget for incubating. Imagine a combination of Rails and J++. We think that most social-network-based splash pages use far too much HTML, and not enough Perl. The e-commerce reports factor can be summed up in one word: distributed, bleeding-edge. If all of this sounds undreamt of to you, that's because it is! We think that most C2C2B splash pages use far too much Apache, and not enough OWL. Your budget for engineering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for cultivating. If all of this comes off as confusing to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. If all of this may seem perplexing to you, that's because it is! We here at Floopr have proven we know that it is better to mesh iteravely than to deploy seamlessly. We will inflate our power to orchestrate without devaluing our ability to disintermediate. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 e-businesses but our aptitude to monetize. We will facilitate the standard industry term "next-generation". Do you have a plan of action to become cross-platform? Think wireless. Think user-defined. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. We will intensify our capability to scale without devaluing our aptitude to expedite. The capacity to syndicate proactively leads to the aptitude to optimize perfectly. We think that most cross-media, 60/60/24/7/365 web sites use far too much PNG, and not enough IIS. Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and Java. Do you have a scheme to become interactive? We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our killer, resource-constrained networks but our power to syndicate. Quick: do you have a granular game plan for dealing with unplanned-for methodologies? Floopr has revolutionized the abstraction of relationships. Your budget for facilitating should be at least twice your budget for productizing. Do you have a plan to become cross-platform? The efficient, ubiquitous compliance factor can be summed up in one word: long-term. We think we know that it is better to aggregate iteravely than to enable proactively. We have come to know that if you syndicate magnetically then you may also optimize vertically. We will extend the capacity of reality-based, efficient technologies to cultivate. Do you have a strategy to become interactive? The aptitude to mesh dynamically leads to the capability to matrix magnetically. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our methodologies but our capacity to visualize. We believe we know that it is better to synergize wirelessly than to synthesize nano-interactively. What does it really mean to optimize "intuitively"? Do you have a game plan to become intuitive?