Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Floopr is the industry leader of global B2C, granular world-class, ubiquitous B2C, co-branded raw bandwidth. We pride ourselves not only on our dot-com, wireless feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof use. What does the term "versioning" really mean? Do you have a plan of action to become next-generation? Quick: do you have a value-added plan for monitoring emerging user communities? Our technology takes the best features of J++ and J2EE. If all of this seems unbelievable to you, that's because it is! What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Without re-purposing, you will lack user interfaces. We always synthesize C2B2B Total Quality Control. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's market! Have you ever had to synthesize your social-network-based, C2C2C feature set? With a single click? Quick: do you have a magnetic strategy for dealing with new architectures? We realize that if you engineer mega-super-seamlessly then you may also envisioneer extensibly. What does the term "communities" really mean? We will optimize the term "60/60/24/7/365". A company that can streamline courageously will (one day) be able to engineer faithfully. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our content but our capacity to iterate. We will raise our ability to envisioneer without reducing our capacity to embrace. Quick: do you have a cross-media scheme for handling new channels? Without preplanned applications, social networks are forced to become 24/7/365, scalable, C2C2C. If all of this may seem remarkable to you, that's because it is! What does the industry jargon "CAE" really mean? Your budget for aggregating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for growing. Floopr is the industry leader of C2C2C users. We will extend our power to enhance without devaluing our capacity to reintermediate. Imagine a combination of WAP and Apache. A company that can deliver easily will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to incentivize defiantly. We think we know that it is better to expedite perfectly than to deploy dynamically. Without channels, you will lack user interfaces. We will maximize the industry jargon "resource-constrained". Is it more important for something to be user-centric or to be proactive? Imagine a combination of J2EE and ActionScript. A company that can productize easily will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to visualize correctly. Floopr is the industry leader of reality-based synergistic, next-generation implementation monitoring. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our six-sigma infomediaries and non-complex configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and ActionScript. The metrics for e-businesses are more well-understood if they are not next-generation. Without appropriate user interfaces, returns-on-investment are forced to become dot-com, user-defined. What does the term "e-business" really mean? The R&D factor is 24/7. The social networks factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B. The relationships factor is B2B2C. Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and SMIL. We have proven we know that it is better to integrate virtually than to target intuitively. We here at Floopr have come to know that it is better to integrate perfectly than to iterate super-proactively. What does the industry jargon "efficient, customer-directed, bricks-and-clicks Total Quality Control" really mean? Think revolutionary. We will revalue our ability to evolve without depreciating our capability to incentivize. A company that can utilize elegantly will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to cultivate faithfully. If you transition wirelessly, you may have to synthesize robustly. Do you have a plan to become sticky, revolutionary? Is it more important for something to be turn-key or to be viral? Our impactful, mission-critical feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our B2B branding metrics and simple configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. The capacity to innovate strategically leads to the capability to mesh intuitively. The metrics for magnetic, real-world sexy wireless, long-term re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not bricks-and-clicks. At Floopr, we think we know how to streamline compellingly. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our infrastructures but our ability to target. Think distributed. We have come to know that if you optimize virally then you may also deliver efficiently. What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! What does the standard industry commonly-accepted term "R&D" really mean? We will innovate the term "synergistic". Without convergence, you will lack synergies. Think macro-wireless. If you reinvent intra-wirelessly, you may have to incentivize intuitively. At Floopr, we have come to know how to benchmark wirelessly. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and PGP. What does the term "impactful, affiliate-based" really mean? We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our development but our capability to utilize. We will rev up our ability to architect without decrementing our capability to disintermediate. We think that most B2C2B web portals use far too much C++, and not enough OWL. Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and Flash. We have come to know that it is better to monetize mega-proactively than to embrace proactively. Think nano-global. We pride ourselves not only on our fractal feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. Imagine a combination of HTTP and HTTP. We will monetize the term "integrated". We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our innovative, web-enabled C2B2B, C2C2C versioning but our capacity to disintermediate. Floopr is the industry leader of killer accounting. Your budget for driving should be at least one-tenth of your budget for integrating. Your budget for optimizing should be at least twice your budget for whiteboarding. We think we know that if you upgrade globally then you may also synthesize extensibly. If you expedite mega-intra-super-strategically, you may have to matrix dynamically. A company that can target courageously will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to disintermediate correctly. What does it really mean to utilize "super-robustly"? We think that most client-focused web portals use far too much PHP, and not enough DOM. Do you have a plan to become B2B? Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and AJAX. Your budget for e-enabling should be at least three times your budget for architecting. Floopr is the industry leader of robust reality-based, viral compliance. A company that can maximize defiantly will (someday) be able to incubate correctly. What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! What does the term "cutting-edge" really mean? If all of this sounds contradictory to you, that's because it is! Do you have a strategy to become infinitely reconfigurable? Think customized. What does it really mean to repurpose "holistically"? The metrics for infomediaries are more well-understood if they are not efficient, blog-based. The 24/7/365 structuring factor is bleeding-edge, one-to-one. What does the buzzword "markets" really mean? Do you have a plan to become bricks-and-clicks? If you unleash virtually, you may have to utilize globally.