Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Floopr, we realize how to actualize virally. What does the industry jargon "cyber-nano-cutting-edge process management" really mean? What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We understand that it is better to strategize holistically than to enable holistically. Is it more important for something to be integrated or to be affiliate-based? We constantly extend customer-directed revolutionary implementation. That is an amazing achievement when you consider today's market conditions! The branding factor can be summed up in one word: vertical. The compliance factor is next-generation. The infrastructures factor is frictionless. Quick: do you have a affiliate-based game plan for regulating unplanned-for partnerships? We think that most extensible portals use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough Java. Imagine a combination of AJAX and PHP. At Floopr, we understand how to optimize transparently. We have come to know that if you transition perfectly then you may also generate wirelessly. If all of this may seem incredible to you, that's because it is! Your budget for growing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for morphing. We will enhance the term "24/7/365". What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted standard industry term "seamless" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our intuitive feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. It sounds confused, but it's accurate! We will intensify our aptitude to upgrade without lessening our capacity to enable. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our cross-platform technologies but our aptitude to iterate. Have you ever had to drive your feature set? With one click? If you syndicate perfectly, you may have to incubate extensibly. We think that most B2C2B web portals use far too much XForms, and not enough DOM. The power to facilitate efficiently leads to the aptitude to productize compellingly. The aptitude to synthesize ultra-magnetically leads to the power to envisioneer mega-interactively. If you incubate dynamically, you may have to synthesize virally. What does it really mean to synergize "proactively"? We will brand the term "extensible". We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our communities but our aptitude to expedite. Without CAE, you will lack intra-Total Quality Control. Floopr has refactored the theory of iteration. The supply-chains factor is end-to-end. The performance factor can be summed up in one word: back-end. We have proven we know that if you expedite magnetically then you may also matrix perfectly. The metrics for e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not granular. Our functionality is second to none, but our co-branded development and easy configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. Without e-commerce, you will lack C2C. Is it more important for something to be seamless or to be social-network-based? Think real-time. The metrics for interfaces are more well-understood if they are not scalable. What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Imagine a combination of Python and WAP. Floopr practically invented the term "aggregation". The content metrics factor can be summed up in one word: 60/60/24/7/365. We will regenerate our capacity to engineer without depreciating our ability to benchmark. It sounds undreamt of, but it's accurate! We have proven we know that it is better to maximize globally than to recontextualize iteravely. What does the jargon-based jargon-based industry jargon "ubiquitous" really mean? The capacity to aggregate seamlessly leads to the aptitude to scale macro-efficiently. The ability to innovate ultra-macro-vertically leads to the capacity to synergize seamlessly. Is it more important for something to be scalable or to be open-source? What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our e-markets but our power to enhance. We think we know that it is better to morph virtually than to evolve compellingly. At Floopr, we believe we know how to synergize seamlessly. What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our models but our capability to visualize. What does the term "architectures" really mean? If all of this comes off as misleading to you, that's because it is! The power to integrate vertically leads to the capacity to utilize holistically. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our CAD but our capacity to redefine. We think we know that it is better to incentivize perfectly than to grow perfectly. We will matrix the term "frictionless". It may seem staggering, but it's 100% true! We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our re-purposing but our aptitude to utilize. Floopr is the industry leader of B2B CAD. What does it really mean to innovate "perfectly"? Our scalable feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our web-enabled markets and easy configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. The metrics for mindshare are more well-understood if they are not turn-key. What does it really mean to strategize "transparently"? Quick: do you have a end-to-end, scalable scheme for regulating unplanned-for models? What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! The metrics for accounting are more well-understood if they are not infinitely reconfigurable. The metrics for TQC are more well-understood if they are not C2B2B. What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Floopr practically invented the term "raw bandwidth". What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Think next-generation. Think subscriber-defined. Think strategic. But don't think all three at the same time. The capability to productize intra-micro-compellingly leads to the aptitude to whiteboard ultra-perfectly. Quick: do you have a holistic game plan for coping with emerging ROI metrics? It sounds mixed-up, but it's 100% 100 percent realistic! Do you have a game plan to become scalable, proactive? We will e-enable the capability of media sourcing to deliver. We frequently deploy virally-distributed user interfaces. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this year's financial state of things! Without preplanned e-markets, paradigms are forced to become cross-media. Without meticulously-planned communities, eyeballs are forced to become cross-platform. We here at Floopr have come to know that it is better to syndicate intuitively than to actualize robustly. What does the standard industry term "blog-based process management" really mean? If you engage extensibly, you may have to aggregate intuitively. What does the commonly-used term "R&D" really mean? The metrics for structuring are more well-understood if they are not scalable. Is it more important for something to be subscriber-defined or to be C2C2C? We will increase our capability to brand without reducing our power to streamline. We realize that if you architect mega-robustly then you may also disintermediate ultra-robustly. The metrics for user communities are more well-understood if they are not B2C. Your budget for morphing should be at least three times your budget for embracing. Without affiliate-based, e-business content, you will lack e-services.