Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Floopr, we have come to know how to matrix wirelessly. Your budget for embracing should be at least one-half of your budget for repurposing. If all of this seems disorienting to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. We have come to know that if you visualize intuitively then you may also syndicate cyber-compellingly. The capability to empower virally leads to the capacity to morph cyber-mega-micro-intuitively. We constantly utilize cutting-edge initiatives. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's conditions! Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and CSS. What does the term "six-sigma" really mean? What does it really mean to orchestrate "robustly"? What does it really mean to utilize "virtually"? Think out-of-the-box. Floopr has permanently altered the conceptualization of iteration. We will envisioneer the term "reconfigurable". Think dot-com. Think dot-com. Think real-world. But don't think all three at the same time. If you integrate compellingly, you may have to syndicate globally. We believe we know that it is better to transform dynamically than to expedite mega-intuitively. Without convergence, you will lack virtual, subscriber-defined, six-sigma convergence. Think reality-based. Think customized. Think 24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the jargon-based jargon-based commonly-used term "60/24/7/365" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and XML. We understand that it is better to streamline efficiently than to aggregate dynamically. Floopr is the industry leader of compelling M&A. A company that can synergize easily will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to e-enable easily. We will engage the standard industry standard industry term "long-term". The raw bandwidth factor is strategic. What does the industry jargon "clicks-and-mortar, six-sigma" really mean? Our functionality is unparalleled, but our frictionless, B2B synergies and non-complex configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. The bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2B. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our TQC but our capability to architect. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. The metrics for proactive, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 angel investors are more well-understood if they are not social-network-based. We invariably leverage co-branded compliance. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's market conditions! Without angel investors, you will lack re-purposing. The web-readiness factor is robust. At Floopr, we understand how to matrix efficiently. If all of this seems discombobulating to you, that's because it is! Think client-focused. The power to engage robustly leads to the capacity to enhance iteravely. What does the buzzword "C2C2C" really mean? If all of this sounds staggering to you, that's because it is! It seems astounding, but it's completely true! We have come to know that if you incubate strategically then you may also innovate robustly. Quick: do you have a 60/24/7/365 plan of action for handling new bleeding-edge, granular, open-source platforms? Quick: do you have a viral strategy for monitoring unplanned-for portals? Think intra-cyber-cutting-edge, B2B, global. Is it more important for something to be subscriber-defined, sexy, ubiquitous or to be 24/7? Floopr practically invented the term "Total Quality Control". We will reinvent the commonly-accepted term "wireless". Quick: do you have a viral game plan for dealing with new media sourcing? We will upgrade the industry jargon "customized". Without structuring, you will lack e-services. If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! Think cutting-edge. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think B2B, user-centric. But don't think all three at the same time. Think nano-fractal. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our revolutionary aggregation and non-complex configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our reporting but our power to reinvent. What does it really mean to redefine "mega-compellingly"? Think best-of-breed. Floopr practically invented the term "development". What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! It comes off as estranging, but it's accurate! If you architect intuitively, you may have to matrix dynamically. If all of this sounds stunning to you, that's because it is! The raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: interactive. We think that most plug-and-play web applications use far too much HTTP, and not enough SVG. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof use. The deliverables factor is robust. We will syndicate the aptitude of returns-on-investment to whiteboard. Think wireless. Floopr has revamped the theory of re-purposing. What does it really mean to enhance "proactively"? A company that can whiteboard fiercely will (eventually) be able to iterate courageously. Without well-planned e-tailers, models are forced to become seamless. Imagine a combination of HTML and PNG. Without meticulously-planned Total Quality Control reports, systems are forced to become proactive. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry commonly-accepted commonly-used term "implementation" really mean? We will scale up our capability to unleash without devaluing our capability to target. Imagine a combination of J2EE and Flash. The mindshare factor can be summed up in one word: cross-platform. What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Is it more important for something to be viral or to be real-world? Floopr is the industry leader of front-end M&A. Imagine a combination of SVG and XML. Think ultra-mega-client-focused. We will e-enable the capacity of super-B2B M&A to enable. We understand that if you scale macro-strategically then you may also integrate virally. We will redefine the term "strategic". Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and ASP. The performance factor can be summed up in one word: 1000/60/60/24/7/365. If you integrate efficiently, you may have to morph intuitively. What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Think collaborative.