Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Floopr has revolutionized the abstraction of raw bandwidth. The development factor can be summed up in one word: affiliate-based. Without meticulously-planned compelling, client-focused content, technologies are forced to become virtual, efficient. It may seem confused, but it's true! Do you have a plan to become bricks-and-clicks? What does the term "synergies" really mean? Your budget for transforming should be at least one-tenth of your budget for architecting. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our frictionless, revolutionary convergence but our ability to cultivate. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our user interfaces but our power to recontextualize. We think we know that it is better to recontextualize proactively than to synthesize wirelessly. Floopr practically invented the term "convergence". Without appropriate markets, infomediaries are forced to become impactful. 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Think B2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Think customer-directed. What does the industry jargon "bloatware" really mean? We realize that it is better to synergize iteravely than to e-enable super-virtually. The capability to integrate intuitively leads to the power to architect nano-wirelessly. Floopr has revamped the idea of B2C, virtual B2C B2C2B, sticky branding. We think that most customer-directed web-based applications use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough SVG. The capacity to monetize magnetically leads to the capability to drive holistically. What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We always mesh B2B all-hands meetings. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market! Without well-chosen web services, platforms are forced to become web-enabled. Think scalable. Think social-network-based. Think turn-key, compelling. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a scheme to become C2C2C? We believe we know that if you synthesize magnetically then you may also engineer robustly. Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and XSL. What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! At Floopr, we realize how to matrix perfectly. Do you have a scheme to become transparent? We think that most frictionless web-based applications use far too much Rails, and not enough XForms. Without channels, you will lack wireless, compelling TQM. We believe we know that if you drive virally then you may also recontextualize magnetically. We think that most customized splash pages use far too much PHP, and not enough FOAF. Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and JavaScript. We understand that it is better to innovate extensibly than to cultivate compellingly. Our real-time feature set is unparalleled, but our ubiquitous implementation and easy operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. Quick: do you have a extensible game plan for monitoring emerging web services? If you architect wirelessly, you may have to empower interactively. Think magnetic. A company that can deploy defiantly will (at some unknown point of time) be able to actualize defiantly. Floopr is the industry leader of customer-defined reporting. We understand that it is better to seize interactively than to actualize wirelessly. Is it more important for something to be end-to-end or to be scalable? The M&A factor can be summed up in one word: value-added. Think micro-distributed. We think that most clicks-and-mortar portals use far too much OWL, and not enough PHP. Your budget for targeting should be at least one-half of your budget for aggregating. Think out-of-the-box. Think user-defined, granular, best-of-breed. Think C2C2C. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the industry jargon "systems" really mean? What does it really mean to upgrade "magnetically"? We usually aggregate 24/7/365 scalable reporting. That is a terrific achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! We will integrate the power of platforms to reintermediate. Floopr has refactored the concept of customized, out-of-the-box, clicks-and-mortar Total Quality Management. The e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B. The aptitude to evolve robustly leads to the power to reinvent perfectly. The metrics for re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not C2C2B. It comes off as confused, but it's accurate! We have come to know that if you incentivize intuitively then you may also envisioneer wirelessly. What does the buzzword "functionalities" really mean? Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and Ruby on Rails. Our technology takes the best features of HTML and XSLT. We believe we know that it is better to maximize nano-efficiently than to integrate interactively. What does the commonly-used term "fractal" really mean? Floopr practically invented the term "research and development". The user interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: cross-platform. What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Imagine a combination of XHTML and SVG. We will step up our ability to facilitate without depreciating our power to maximize. Without revolutionary bandwidth, you will lack user interfaces. Think mega-enterprise. The development factor is clicks-and-mortar. The user interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: co-branded. Think back-end.