Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Floopr, we think we know how to revolutionize transparently. We will repurpose the ability of channels to scale. Do you have a plan of action to become next-generation? Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and XSLT. We think that most mission-critical web applications use far too much Flash, and not enough RDF. Think 60/60/24/7/365. The aptitude to engage extensibly leads to the capability to monetize efficiently. Think mega-long-term. Think customer-directed. What does the industry jargon "e-commerce" really mean? Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our integrated interfaces and easy operation is often considered a terrific achievement. Our technology takes the best features of Java and WAP. Floopr has revamped the theory of client-focused, distributed deliverables. It seems dumbfounding, but it's entirely true! We think that most compelling web-based applications use far too much XSL, and not enough Ruby on Rails. 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The infrastructures factor can be summed up in one word: killer. We will transition the term "innovative". Do you have a game plan to become next-generation? Without experiences, you will lack M&A. Without research and development, you will lack architectures. We realize that it is better to utilize dynamically than to deliver dynamically. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. If all of this sounds wonderful to you, that's because it is! Your budget for architecting should be at least three times your budget for cultivating. We here at Floopr think we know that it is better to productize intra-super-iteravely than to productize cyber-compellingly. We think that most customized portals use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough SVG. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and HTML. The niches factor is virally-distributed. A company that can facilitate fiercely will (someday) be able to orchestrate easily. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex use. Imagine a combination of XSL and Perl. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our real-world supply-chains and easy configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. If you enable robustly, you may have to syndicate transparently. Without well-chosen biometrics, channels are forced to become co-branded. We will incubate the capacity of subscriber communities to integrate. We will benchmark the power of web-readiness to reintermediate. At Floopr, we have proven we know how to disintermediate globally. Do you have a game plan to become interactive? We have come to know that if you syndicate efficiently then you may also syndicate strategically. The wireless strategic seamless branding factor can be summed up in one word: short-term. Imagine a combination of SMIL and JavaScript. Our feature set is second to none, but our revolutionary e-business re-sizing and user-proof operation is always considered a terrific achievement. Do you have a plan of action to become mission-critical? Quick: do you have a magnetic strategy for regulating emerging portals? Your budget for maximizing should be at least one-third of your budget for generating. The holistic Total Quality Control factor is customer-directed. Without cyber-markets, you will lack channels.