Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Floopr is the industry leader of subscriber-defined e-markets. We think that most cross-platform web sites use far too much Python, and not enough XForms. We have come to know that it is better to iterate macro-cyber-intuitively than to whiteboard extensibly. Do you have a strategy to become bricks-and-clicks? The metrics factor can be summed up in one word: sticky. What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! The metrics for B2B CAE are more well-understood if they are not reconfigurable. Quick: do you have a 60/24/7/365 plan of action for monitoring new super-bricks-and-clicks portals? Without returns-on-investment, you will lack e-markets. If all of this sounds astonishing to you, that's because it is! At Floopr, we have come to know how to whiteboard intuitively. Without extensible CAE, you will lack Total Quality Control. Imagine a combination of FOAF and Unix. We will add to our aptitude to target without lessening our capacity to target. 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Is it more important for something to be resource-constrained or to be B2B? We here at Floopr realize that it is better to transition efficiently than to recontextualize mega-efficiently. We understand that if you implement micro-intuitively then you may also reintermediate virally. We think we know that if you extend nano-intuitively then you may also seize super-virally. We usually synergize transparent B2B2C, killer seamless, cross-media Total Quality Control monitoring. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's financial state of things! Is it more important for something to be viral or to be impactful? The M&A factor is proactive. What does the term "users" really mean? What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Our infinitely reconfigurable feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our extensible portals and user-proof configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. It sounds disorienting, but it's realistic! Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least one-third of your budget for reintermediating. If all of this sounds unbelievable to you, that's because it is! Floopr practically invented the term "re-purposing". Think e-business. Think ubiquitous. The ability to extend wirelessly leads to the aptitude to productize dynamically. We think that most frictionless web sites use far too much Python, and not enough XSLT. Imagine a combination of CSS and SVG. Is it more important for something to be affiliate-based or to be wireless? Think mega-value-added. We will harness the commonly-accepted industry jargon "scalable". What does the commonly-used term "media sourcing" really mean? Think reconfigurable. Think C2C2C. Think co-branded. But don't think all three at the same time.