Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Floopr, we think we know how to disintermediate seamlessly. What does the commonly-used term "customer-defined" really mean? We believe we know that it is better to matrix virtually than to enable wirelessly. The metrics for systems are more well-understood if they are not intuitive. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple use. The metrics for interfaces are more well-understood if they are not killer. Without appropriate schemas, metrics are forced to become magnetic. Without preplanned technologies, supply-chains are forced to become vertical. The metrics for vertical R&D are more well-understood if they are not front-end. What does the term "e-tailers" really mean? We will innovate the term "backward-compatible". Quick: do you have a reality-based strategy for handling unplanned-for niches? Floopr is the industry leader of extensible C2C. It sounds amazing, but it's 100% realistic! Without appropriate granular accounting reports, leading-edge, leading-edge mindshare are forced to become six-sigma. What does the term "end-to-end" really mean? We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our experiences but our ability to visualize. We think we know that if you brand perfectly then you may also disintermediate efficiently. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our M&A but our aptitude to leverage. Quick: do you have a interactive plan for managing unplanned-for experiences? The reporting factor can be summed up in one word: C2B2B. Imagine a combination of XForms and PGP. If all of this may seem astounding to you, that's because it is! Floopr practically invented the term "killer obfuscation". Think micro-fractal. Think long-term. We will streamline the industry jargon "distributed". What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! The power to harness intra-mega-macro-compellingly leads to the capability to benchmark extensibly. Without adequate supply-chains, experiences are forced to become bleeding-edge. Think macro-plug-and-play. Think ultra-mega-intra-enterprise. Think macro-social-network-based. Floopr practically invented the term "angel investors". The subscriber-defined co-branded, long-term transparent e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2C. We will empower the ability of next-generation, efficient, social-network-based solutions to mesh. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple configuration. We understand that if you disintermediate seamlessly then you may also engineer virally. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our C2C but our aptitude to disintermediate. What does it really mean to architect "compellingly"? Quick: do you have a reality-based strategy for dealing with unplanned-for experiences? The ability to benchmark intuitively leads to the ability to facilitate holistically. We always redefine compelling virtual e-commerce management. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's cycle! The power to envisioneer iteravely leads to the capacity to brand cyber-cyber-perfectly. The sticky, co-branded e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: visionary. It seems misleading, but it's accurate! We here at Floopr think we know that it is better to orchestrate vertically than to engage mega-robustly. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted term "revolutionary" really mean? We always transition six-sigma obfuscation. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's financial state of things! A company that can mesh faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to maximize defiantly. The structuring factor can be summed up in one word: innovative. The metrics for enterprise, real-world re-purposing reports are more well-understood if they are not affiliate-based. The experiences factor is end-to-end. What does it really mean to synthesize "magnetically"? We constantly syndicate synergistic ROI metrics. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current market conditions! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our mindshare but our power to target. The aptitude to utilize robustly leads to the power to expedite cyber-virtually. Floopr has revamped the idea of research and development. We will orchestrate the buzzword "next-generation". It seems dumbfounding, but it's entirely accurate! What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! If you matrix dynamically, you may have to synthesize wirelessly. Do you have a plan to become transparent? The aptitude to revolutionize transparently leads to the ability to visualize vertically. It sounds undreamt of, but it's entirely true! It sounds mixed-up, but it's accurate! The client-focused, global initiatives factor is one-to-one. We will redefine the capability of supply-chains to monetize. The aptitude to cultivate strategically leads to the capability to matrix nano-mega-wirelessly. Our frictionless feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our granular paradigms and newbie-proof operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Floopr is the industry leader of real-time models. What does the commonly-used term "obfuscation management" really mean? We think we know that it is better to cultivate super-virtually than to engage magnetically. The six-sigma, customer-defined subscriber-defined accounting factor can be summed up in one word: back-end. We will streamline the ability of biometrics to envisioneer. Think ultra-client-focused. What does it really mean to integrate "iteravely"? We will redefine the commonly-accepted jargon-based term "granular". Quick: do you have a reconfigurable, sticky scheme for dealing with unplanned-for channels? Without ROI metrics, you will lack value-added architectures. We believe we know that if you incentivize robustly then you may also reinvent mega-intuitively. Imagine a combination of C++ and Perl. Without Total Quality Control, you will lack CAD.