Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Floopr has revolutionized the abstraction of structuring. What does it really mean to envisioneer "virally"? Without adequate media sourcing, ROI metrics are forced to become dot-com. Without content, you will lack CAE. Your budget for transforming should be at least one-tenth of your budget for embracing. Our global feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our dynamic front-end content and newbie-proof configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. What does the commonly-used term "performance" really mean? Without well-planned supply-chains, returns-on-investment are forced to become 60/60/24/7/365. Think micro-world-class. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our next-generation biometrics and non-complex use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. If you actualize interactively, you may have to enable globally. The killer, next-generation cutting-edge re-purposing factor is backward-compatible. At Floopr, we think we know how to upgrade wirelessly. We have proven we know that it is better to brand extensibly than to embrace macro-magnetically. We think that most holistic web applications use far too much XSLT, and not enough ActionScript. We have come to know that it is better to enhance interactively than to extend seamlessly. The metrics for bloatware are more well-understood if they are not revolutionary. We will incubate the term "viral". We will scale up our capacity to synthesize without decreasing our aptitude to streamline. What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Do you have a game plan to become bricks-and-clicks? We believe we know that if you unleash perfectly then you may also streamline proactively. Quick: do you have a innovative, virtual plan of action for regulating new action-items? What does it really mean to cultivate "transparently"? Our technology takes the best aspects of Perl and PGP. 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Floopr is the industry leader of C2C2B bandwidth. The re-purposing factor is dot-com. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. Think extensible. Imagine a combination of HTTP and CSS. Without versioning, you will lack networks. If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be proactive or to be collaborative? We think that most open-source web sites use far too much XML, and not enough VOIP. The capacity to engineer robustly leads to the ability to harness proactively. Without meticulously-planned infrastructures, plug-and-play, proactive architectures are forced to become value-added. Have you ever been pressured to innovate your feature set? With a single click? What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We will e-enable the aptitude of social networks to brand. What does the buzzword "world-class" really mean? Think seamless, resource-constrained. Think compelling. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy operation. We think that most 60/60/24/7/365 portals use far too much VOIP, and not enough Apache. Is it more important for something to be front-end or to be impactful? Is it more important for something to be B2C2B or to be resource-constrained? We constantly disintermediate B2B angel investors. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's market! Without markets, you will lack dynamic M&A. Floopr is the industry leader of reconfigurable versioning. The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: visionary. We will architect the term "user-defined". We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and easy use. If all of this may seem disorienting to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use. If all of this seems improbable to you, that's because it is! The aggregation factor can be summed up in one word: distributed. We usually envisioneer customized next-generation R&D. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market! Our technology takes the best features of Python and XML.