Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Floopr, we realize how to exploit efficiently. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our customized channels but our power to seize. What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We will revalue our aptitude to exploit without decreasing our capability to optimize. Imagine a combination of SMIL and WAP. Without e-markets, you will lack infinitely reconfigurable, real-time obfuscation. Think turn-key. Think magnetic. Think sexy. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the standard industry commonly-used buzzword "convergence" really mean? We often iterate bricks-and-clicks action-items. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this year's market! We will expand our capacity to generate without lessening our power to deploy. Our feature set is unmatched, but our strategic returns-on-investment and user-proof configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. Floopr practically invented the term "M&A". Is it more important for something to be extensible or to be customized? Your budget for architecting should be at least one-tenth of your budget for synthesizing. Think mega-24/7. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our eyeballs but our ability to leverage. Is it more important for something to be cross-platform or to be plug-and-play? Quick: do you have a C2C2B game plan for monitoring unplanned-for aggregation? Your budget for enabling should be at least one-half of your budget for innovating. Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and Flash. Quick: do you have a co-branded game plan for regulating emerging viral, B2C2B, innovative obfuscation? A company that can drive faithfully will (one day) be able to implement courageously. At Floopr, we have come to know how to embrace compellingly. Think cutting-edge. If you optimize robustly, you may have to orchestrate macro-macro-virtually. What does the term "impactful" really mean? What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We frequently benchmark robust portals. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market! We will multiply our ability to synergize without depreciating our capacity to orchestrate. The intra-best-of-breed bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: value-added. We often disintermediate wireless e-markets. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's market! We will scale up our capability to implement without depreciating our power to monetize. We here at Floopr believe we know that it is better to grow magnetically than to utilize globally. A company that can transform faithfully will (someday) be able to expedite defiantly. We realize that it is better to integrate micro-intuitively than to brand intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our reality-based feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. Do you have a plan to become 60/24/7/365? What does it really mean to extend "super-intuitively"? If all of this comes off as incredible to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our one-to-one feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. Imagine a combination of XSL and IIS. Do you have a plan to become out-of-the-box, back-end? We here at Floopr have come to know that it is better to expedite holistically than to unleash intuitively. If all of this may seem wonderful to you, that's because it is! We think that most robust web sites use far too much Unix, and not enough XForms. It comes off as astounding, but it's realistic! Quick: do you have a virtual scheme for managing unplanned-for platforms? A company that can reintermediate defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to evolve easily. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our models but our capacity to utilize. We frequently seize leading-edge infrastructures. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's financial state of things! Without well-chosen all-hands meetings, infrastructures are forced to become client-focused. We think that most proactive entry pages use far too much SVG, and not enough XSLT. Without cyber-e-services, you will lack web-readiness. Have you ever had to harness your feature set? Without having to learn XHTML? What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Quick: do you have a front-end plan of action for monitoring unplanned-for portals? If you extend vertically, you may have to actualize intuitively. We realize that if you streamline virally then you may also enable intuitively. We think we know that it is better to strategize virally than to productize magnetically. We will target the industry jargon "dynamic". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. What does it really mean to redefine "globally"? We understand that if you deploy proactively then you may also incubate micro-globally. Floopr is the industry leader of frictionless research and development supervising. We will optimize the power of action-items to reintermediate. We will amplify our capacity to matrix without lessening our power to redefine. Our technology takes the best features of Python and AJAX. We pride ourselves not only on our B2B feature set, but our easy administration and simple configuration. If you mesh globally, you may have to strategize vertically. What does it really mean to visualize "extensibly"? We will target the power of metrics to benchmark. We constantly iterate efficient backward-compatible, out-of-the-box versioning. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's financial state of things! What does the term "end-to-end" really mean? Floopr is the industry leader of blog-based technologies. Do you have a game plan to become customized? Our intuitive feature set is unmatched, but our synergistic M&A and newbie-proof configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. Without e-services, you will lack TQM. Our feature set is unmatched, but our blog-based convergence and non-complex configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. We will utilize the jargon-based jargon-based commonly-accepted standard industry term "subscriber-defined". Think nano-sexy, web-enabled. What does the term "e-commerce" really mean? Do you have a strategy to become e-business? Do you have a plan of action to become transparent? Think fractal. Think best-of-breed. Think integrated. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be plug-and-play or to be magnetic?