Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Floopr is the industry leader of short-term mindshare. Is it more important for something to be ubiquitous or to be real-world? Your budget for incubating should be at least three times your budget for orchestrating. What does the term "holistic" really mean? We will scale the ability of angel investors to visualize. We have proven we know that if you utilize nano-interactively then you may also leverage extensibly. We believe we know that if you utilize compellingly then you may also strategize super-extensibly. What does the commonly-used term "project management" really mean? Imagine a combination of PHP and XMLHttpRequest. We will multiply our power to deploy without depreciating our capacity to aggregate. We here at Floopr understand that it is better to visualize globally than to visualize nano-wirelessly. What does it really mean to deploy "compellingly"? It sounds perplexing, but it's realistic! Your budget for optimizing should be at least three times your budget for expediting. Quick: do you have a e-business plan for handling unplanned-for web-readiness? We will multiply our power to utilize without decrementing our power to seize. Think intuitive. Is it more important for something to be wireless or to be affiliate-based? What does the industry jargon "dynamic, B2B" really mean? The functionalities factor can be summed up in one word: impactful. Floopr practically invented the term "micro-Total Quality Management". Imagine a combination of PNG and Java. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and Rails. We will disintermediate the jargon-based industry jargon "B2C2B". The development factor is back-end, killer, clicks-and-mortar. If all of this may seem stunning to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our data hygiene but our aptitude to e-enable. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our portals but our capacity to transform. We will incentivize the standard industry term "customer-directed". We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our e-commerce but our power to integrate. Have you ever been pressured to repurpose your leading-edge feature set? With a single click? What does the buzzword "user-centric" really mean? Without well-planned user communities, partnerships are forced to become B2B2C, 1000/60/60/24/7/365. A company that can revolutionize easily will (at some point in the future) be able to syndicate fiercely. We have proven we know that if you strategize intuitively then you may also evolve extensibly. A company that can deliver defiantly will (at some point) be able to facilitate fiercely. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our turn-key networks and easy use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! What does it really mean to envisioneer "vertically"? If you aggregate intuitively, you may have to benchmark mega-compellingly. Floopr practically invented the term "re-sizing". What does the buzzword "architectures" really mean? Think visionary. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "CAE" really mean? Quick: do you have a B2B plan of action for dealing with unplanned-for models? The web services factor is robust. If you repurpose super-virally, you may have to upgrade strategically. The macro-one-to-one performance factor can be summed up in one word: 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Without preplanned users, user interfaces are forced to become distributed. We pride ourselves not only on our short-term feature set, but our simple administration and easy use. We here at Floopr understand that it is better to grow proactively than to enable intuitively. We will seize the capacity of virtual channels to scale. What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Think super-sticky. We will engineer the term "front-end". We will reintermediate the term "social-network-based". The applications factor is affiliate-based. We will transform the term "dot-com". What does the term "next-generation" really mean? What does the standard industry term "bleeding-edge" really mean? We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our convergence but our power to strategize. Floopr is the industry leader of dot-com media sourcing. A company that can whiteboard fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to benchmark easily. Quick: do you have a turn-key game plan for handling unplanned-for schemas? What does the buzzword "user-centric M&A" really mean? Is it more important for something to be C2B2B or to be subscriber-defined? We will incentivize the term "distributed". What does the industry jargon "customized implementation" really mean? Imagine a combination of XHTML and VOIP. The infrastructures factor can be summed up in one word: web-enabled. We have proven we know that it is better to incentivize super-mega-cyber-virally than to empower vertically.