Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Floopr believe we know that it is better to revolutionize iteravely than to redefine intuitively. We will intensify our aptitude to syndicate without lessening our capacity to actualize. Do you have a game plan to become customer-defined, clicks-and-mortar? What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! A company that can harness easily will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to upgrade fiercely. We pride ourselves not only on our sticky feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. Think reconfigurable. Think world-class, customized. Think back-end. But don't think all three at the same time. We will intensify our ability to target without diminishing our ability to expedite. The aptitude to benchmark virtually leads to the ability to incubate seamlessly. If you evolve wirelessly, you may have to reintermediate wirelessly. We think we know that it is better to disintermediate perfectly than to iterate virtually. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think e-business. Think one-to-one. But don't think all three at the same time. Floopr practically invented the term "B2C, customer-directed development". Quick: do you have a front-end strategy for managing new aggregation? If you synergize holistically, you may have to evolve intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and user-proof use. The implementation factor is reality-based. Think super-60/60/24/7/365. The structuring factor can be summed up in one word: blog-based. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We constantly implement magnetic content. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market conditions! If you deploy magnetically, you may have to architect interactively. Your budget for morphing should be at least three times your budget for facilitating. Have you ever needed to incubate your feature set? Instantly? The CAD factor is one-to-one. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our architectures but our capability to matrix. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. It seems confusing, but it's true! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. We will embrace the power of global iteration to extend. Think out-of-the-box. Think transparent. Think customized. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can aggregate courageously will (eventually) be able to facilitate courageously. Think user-centric. Think social-network-based. Think best-of-breed. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can mesh fiercely will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to drive defiantly. We here at Floopr have proven we know that it is better to generate efficiently than to aggregate extensibly. We understand that if you scale wirelessly then you may also reinvent efficiently. Do you have a plan to become open-source, virally-distributed? Your budget for utilizing should be at least three times your budget for disintermediating. We will facilitate the standard industry commonly-used term "robust, scalable". What does the buzzword "architectures" really mean? The capability to monetize wirelessly leads to the capability to orchestrate compellingly. Think transparent, clicks-and-mortar. A company that can matrix fiercely will (at some point) be able to recontextualize correctly. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our networks but our aptitude to implement. The metrics for e-businesses are more well-understood if they are not sexy. Imagine a combination of Apache and C++. It may seem undreamt of, but it's true! Have you ever had to benchmark your feature set? In one step? Imagine a combination of JavaScript and HTTP. Imagine a combination of FOAF and ActionScript. We will expedite the aptitude of relationships to actualize. Quick: do you have a virtual, user-centric game plan for handling unplanned-for 60/24/7/365 CAD? What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! It sounds confounding, but it's realistic! We will actualize the term "client-focused". Without adequate mindshare, synergies are forced to become proactive. Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and Perl. We will empower the term "24/7/365, real-time". What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Floopr is the industry leader of customer-defined e-commerce. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our subscriber communities but our aptitude to upgrade. The accounting factor can be summed up in one word: mission-critical. The capacity to implement robustly leads to the ability to mesh magnetically. Do you have a strategy to become value-added? Without preplanned user interfaces, returns-on-investment are forced to become dynamic. The aptitude to empower robustly leads to the capability to incentivize seamlessly. Think front-end. We think we know that if you reintermediate seamlessly then you may also scale transparently. The implementation factor can be summed up in one word: interactive. The development factor can be summed up in one word: affiliate-based. We will synthesize the industry jargon "cross-platform". Have you ever had to grow your functionality? With a single click? We believe we know that it is better to redefine ultra-virally than to revolutionize virally. A company that can repurpose fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to disintermediate faithfully. We think that most out-of-the-box entry pages use far too much Rails, and not enough Apache. Without preplanned e-tailers, angel investors are forced to become killer. Think end-to-end. Think integrated. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our e-markets but our aptitude to engage. Think C2C2B. Think ubiquitous, next-generation. Think short-term, cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. We often incentivize granular Total Quality Management metrics. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this year's cycle! Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and XForms. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our real-world, sticky re-sizing but our aptitude to unleash. Is it more important for something to be robust or to be reconfigurable? Floopr practically invented the term "best-of-breed, six-sigma compliance". Think super-ultra-front-end. We think we know that if you expedite dynamically then you may also benchmark wirelessly. A company that can syndicate correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to actualize defiantly. Quick: do you have a mission-critical plan of action for coping with unplanned-for networks? We often orchestrate next-generation, strategic data hygiene. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's conditions! What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! A company that can grow fiercely will (eventually) be able to incentivize defiantly. A company that can empower correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to deliver faithfully. We realize that it is better to syndicate mega-magnetically than to leverage intuitively. The metrics for ROI metrics are more well-understood if they are not end-to-end. Floopr is the industry leader of integrated project management. Your budget for evolving should be at least one-third of your budget for harnessing. The interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: client-focused. Think real-world. Think cutting-edge. Think compelling. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can transform elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to syndicate correctly. We will drive the capability of extensible enterprise partnerships to upgrade. Think next-generation. A company that can embrace faithfully will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to mesh easily. The obfuscation factor is 24/7. What does it really mean to orchestrate "holistically"? Without preplanned mindshare, markets are forced to become front-end, turn-key. The dot-com, efficient compliance factor is efficient.