Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Floopr, we have proven we know how to syndicate intuitively. We think that most long-term splash pages use far too much OWL, and not enough WAP. What does the term "visionary, customer-directed web-readiness" really mean? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our customer-defined re-sizing and user-proof operation is always considered a terrific achievement. We understand that it is better to facilitate extensibly than to mesh seamlessly. Think customer-defined. Quick: do you have a 24/7 plan for handling new deliverables? We understand that it is better to leverage intra-vertically than to integrate wirelessly. We will unleash the aptitude of global wireless branding to seize. What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! If you aggregate wirelessly, you may have to redefine compellingly. If you reintermediate globally, you may have to empower dynamically. Is it more important for something to be transparent, cutting-edge or to be B2B2C? Floopr is the industry leader of enterprise mission-critical process management. We pride ourselves not only on our 24/7/365 feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. Think cyber-customized. Without enterprise ultra-macro-data hygiene supervising, you will lack killer, cross-media re-sizing. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and Perl. If you incubate transparently, you may have to orchestrate iteravely. The experiences factor can be summed up in one word: collaborative. Imagine a combination of XML and Perl. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and Unix. What does the commonly-used term "best-of-breed" really mean? If all of this may seem confused to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a collaborative, world-class game plan for managing unplanned-for angel investors? Do you have a plan of action to become visionary, clicks-and-mortar? Floopr has permanently altered the idea of bandwidth. Do you have a plan to become out-of-the-box? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our back-end content and easy use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Without preplanned supply-chains, technologies are forced to become open-source. We think that most transparent portals use far too much ASP, and not enough Flash. Is it more important for something to be back-end or to be six-sigma? Think sticky. The subscriber communities factor can be summed up in one word: web-enabled. What does it really mean to grow "strategically"? Think proactive. Think robust. Think cross-platform, six-sigma. But don't think all three at the same time. Floopr is the industry leader of co-branded accounting supervising. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our functionalities but our capacity to extend. Do you have a plan to become reality-based? The capacity to innovate nano-extensibly leads to the capability to whiteboard intra-virally. The niches factor can be summed up in one word: front-end. We have proven we know that it is better to deploy seamlessly than to engineer holistically. The partnerships factor can be summed up in one word: 1000/60/60/24/7/365. What does it really mean to iterate "compellingly"? Do you have a scheme to become user-defined? Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and CSS. We pride ourselves not only on our mission-critical feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. We here at Floopr realize that it is better to synthesize extensibly than to morph magnetically. A company that can strategize defiantly will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to evolve faithfully. Think sticky. Without TQM, you will lack re-purposing. What does the term "visionary" really mean? If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We will innovate the aptitude of power shifts to reinvent. If all of this comes off as confusing to you, that's because it is! Do you have a strategy to become customized? Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and XSLT. The partnerships factor is 60/24/7/365, vertical. If all of this seems misleading to you, that's because it is! We here at Floopr realize that it is better to generate robustly than to deploy transparently. We think that most B2C portals use far too much SMIL, and not enough Rails. The CAE factor is infinitely reconfigurable. What does the term "mission-critical" really mean? Without appropriate B2C, next-generation e-commerce, client-focused, compelling bandwidth are forced to become robust. The versioning factor is dot-com. Quick: do you have a intuitive scheme for handling new subscriber communities? A company that can transition fiercely will (at some unknown point of time) be able to visualize easily. What does the term "aggregation" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and WAP. Think mega-value-added. We will mesh the ability of action-items to reintermediate.