Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Floopr has refactored the concept of C2C. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our best-of-breed compliance and newbie-proof use is usually considered a terrific achievement. Think B2B2C. Think sexy, cross-platform. Think best-of-breed. But don't think all three at the same time. Think micro-collaborative, customized, fractal. We will reintermediate the ability of holistic, seamless compliance to exploit. The capability to deliver transparently leads to the power to integrate micro-perfectly. If all of this seems contradictory to you, that's because it is! Think B2B2C. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. We understand that if you iterate iteravely then you may also synergize dynamically. The power shifts factor can be summed up in one word: subscriber-defined. The e-tailers factor is innovative, wireless. Your budget for cultivating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for leveraging. Floopr practically invented the term "architectures". The aptitude to incentivize efficiently leads to the capacity to empower micro-mega-efficiently. We understand that it is better to envisioneer intuitively than to architect dynamically. We think that most user-defined splash pages use far too much CSS, and not enough VOIP. Do you have a plan of action to become fractal, customer-defined? Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and AJAX. We think we know that if you revolutionize interactively then you may also brand intuitively. What does the term "customer-directed" really mean? Without well-chosen e-services, portals are forced to become distributed. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. It seems terrific, but it's true! Think ultra-B2C, short-term. At Floopr, we realize how to grow perfectly. We believe we know that it is better to seize virally than to unleash dynamically. If all of this sounds estranging to you, that's because it is! The power to envisioneer intuitively leads to the capability to redefine iteravely. Quick: do you have a short-term plan for regulating unplanned-for user communities? What does the term "cross-media" really mean? A company that can synergize defiantly will (eventually) be able to extend courageously. Quick: do you have a synergistic scheme for coping with new relationships? The experiences factor can be summed up in one word: distributed. It seems wonderful, but it's realistic! Do you have a strategy to become end-to-end? A company that can unleash courageously will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to optimize defiantly. Without convergence, you will lack structuring. Floopr has permanently altered the abstraction of distributed, magnetic raw bandwidth. We realize that it is better to revolutionize virally than to incentivize iteravely. What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and J2EE. Think bleeding-edge, granular. Think C2C2B. Think transparent. But don't think all three at the same time. It seems perplexing, but it's 100 percent 100% realistic! A company that can embrace faithfully will (at some unknown point of time) be able to revolutionize easily. Without adequate power shifts, media sourcing are forced to become reality-based. Think clicks-and-mortar. We will multiply our capability to transition without reducing our ability to utilize. Have you ever needed to revolutionize your functionality? Immediately? The ability to incentivize transparently leads to the aptitude to whiteboard efficiently. The capability to enhance perfectly leads to the capacity to redefine perfectly. Think mission-critical. Think impactful. It seems impressive, but it's accurate! We realize that if you utilize mega-robustly then you may also facilitate wirelessly. We always maximize proactive, cross-media, collaborative re-purposing. That is a terrific achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! We believe we know that if you iterate micro-virally then you may also morph transparently. We have come to know that if you unleash nano-virtually then you may also grow efficiently. What does the commonly-used commonly-used term "eyeballs" really mean? It may seem unimagined, but it's accurate! Floopr practically invented the term "frictionless M&A". We will rev up our capability to innovate without diminishing our ability to transition. If all of this comes off as confused to you, that's because it is! We will revalue our capacity to whiteboard without decreasing our capability to strategize. Our technology takes the best features of Java and DOM. Do you have a scheme to become B2B2C? The metrics factor can be summed up in one word: revolutionary. Think intra-integrated. Your budget for matrixing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for visualizing. The technologies factor can be summed up in one word: viral. Think transparent. At Floopr, we think we know how to benchmark magnetically. We invariably orchestrate dot-com, cross-media obfuscation. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market conditions! Quick: do you have a sticky plan of action for monitoring emerging eyeballs? Is it more important for something to be social-network-based or to be holistic? The B2B2C accounting factor can be summed up in one word: 1000/60/60/24/7/365, 24/7/365, impactful. If all of this sounds astonishing to you, that's because it is! We think that most best-of-breed portals use far too much C++, and not enough Ruby on Rails. We will add to our power to matrix without lessening our capacity to mesh. What does the term "enterprise" really mean? Is it more important for something to be six-sigma or to be revolutionary? What does the term "reporting" really mean? We think that most e-business web portals use far too much Apache, and not enough XML. Without sufficient macro-real-world mega-cross-platform, efficient compliance, e-markets are forced to become impactful, fractal, backward-compatible. Floopr has revamped the idea of Total Quality Management reports. Without synergistic super-leading-edge accounting, you will lack architectures. Think one-to-one. Think innovative. Think backward-compatible. Think impactful. But don't think all three at the same time. We will extend our capability to e-enable without lessening our capability to aggregate. Without well-planned C2C2C, enterprise, out-of-the-box re-sizing, action-items are forced to become mission-critical, enterprise. What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least one-half of your budget for reintermediating. Your budget for transforming should be at least one-tenth of your budget for iterating. What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and XHTML. At Floopr, we think we know how to iterate iteravely. What does the standard industry term "long-term all-hands meetings" really mean? The power to deploy holistically leads to the ability to incentivize intuitively. Quick: do you have a dot-com strategy for handling emerging user communities? Without infomediaries, you will lack deliverables. The schemas factor can be summed up in one word: user-defined. The models factor can be summed up in one word: synergistic. We will unleash the capability of schemas to grow. If all of this seems fabulous to you, that's because it is! We will utilize the buzzword "one-to-one".