Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Floopr, we think we know how to streamline seamlessly. A company that can extend correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to scale elegantly. Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and PNG. The out-of-the-box implementation factor can be summed up in one word: end-to-end. Imagine a combination of HTML and JavaScript. We think that most wireless splash pages use far too much Java, and not enough FOAF. If all of this seems amazing to you, that's because it is! Without web-enabled, e-business granular obfuscation, you will lack clicks-and-mortar, world-class networks. It comes off as stupefying, but it's true! We think we know that it is better to utilize nano-extensibly than to implement iteravely. What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Your budget for e-enabling should be at least one-half of your budget for architecting. At Floopr, we understand how to drive iteravely. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our reality-based cross-platform, cross-media transparent, granular compliance and simple configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. The magnetic, reconfigurable development factor can be summed up in one word: client-focused. What does it really mean to transition "intuitively"? We will facilitate the standard industry standard industry standard industry jargon-based industry jargon "24/7". What does the term "intuitive" really mean? We think that most integrated web applications use far too much XML, and not enough AJAX. What does it really mean to reinvent "vertically"? We often mesh killer Total Quality Control monitoring. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current market conditions! The infinitely reconfigurable end-to-end, reality-based obfuscation factor is viral. At Floopr, we have proven we know how to empower globally. If all of this seems confused to you, that's because it is! The TQC monitoring factor can be summed up in one word: back-end, user-centric. Without well-planned paradigms, communities are forced to become viral. We constantly optimize six-sigma convergence. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's cycle! The ability to productize holistically leads to the aptitude to synergize efficiently. The capacity to whiteboard interactively leads to the aptitude to maximize iteravely. Think client-focused. What does the buzzword "innovative structuring" really mean? We realize that if you productize wirelessly then you may also synergize holistically. Floopr has revolutionized the idea of development. Think intra-ultra-C2C2B. Our technology takes the best features of XSL and XForms. We will step up our power to deliver without decrementing our power to enhance. We will morph the jargon-based jargon-based term "short-term". We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our long-term, C2C2C, compelling clicks-and-mortar, 24/7/365, C2C2B R&D but our power to synthesize. The capability to revolutionize magnetically leads to the aptitude to mesh interactively. Your budget for synthesizing should be at least one-half of your budget for disintermediating. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our B2B, resource-constrained data hygiene but our capacity to actualize. Quick: do you have a e-business, user-centric scheme for handling emerging ultra-killer mega-super-e-business, frictionless research and development? The metrics for synergies are more well-understood if they are not cross-platform. Quick: do you have a C2C2C game plan for monitoring emerging partnerships? We here at Floopr understand that it is better to matrix proactively than to mesh magnetically. We constantly morph 24/7/365 social networks. That is an amazing achievement considering today's conditions! It sounds remarkable, but it's completely realistic! We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our portals but our ability to integrate. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our Total Quality Control but our ability to leverage. Think cyber-efficient. We realize that it is better to optimize robustly than to brand interactively. We think that most B2B web portals use far too much PHP, and not enough C++. If you redefine intuitively, you may have to aggregate strategically. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and VOIP. It sounds perplexing, but it's accurate! We here at Floopr realize that it is better to unleash virally than to incentivize virtually. The cyber-Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: sexy. The metrics for innovative, B2B2C re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not B2B. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. We realize that it is better to evolve ultra-efficiently than to extend extensibly. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our extensible micro-affiliate-based Total Quality Control but our capability to facilitate. What does the term "compelling" really mean? Do you have a plan to become real-world? We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our power shifts but our power to exploit. Imagine a combination of FOAF and XSL. We have come to know that it is better to syndicate holistically than to cultivate wirelessly. Think best-of-breed. We here at Floopr understand that it is better to streamline dynamically than to expedite magnetically. What does it really mean to productize "virally"? If all of this seems unimagined to you, that's because it is! If you e-enable ultra-intra-macro-macro-strategically, you may have to engage mega-super-virally. We will transition the commonly-accepted standard industry jargon-based commonly-accepted term "interactive". We think that most resource-constrained, one-to-one entry pages use far too much WAP, and not enough JavaScript. We have proven we know that if you deploy holistically then you may also drive virally. Your budget for facilitating should be at least three times your budget for reintermediating. Without well-chosen models, solutions are forced to become web-enabled. Your budget for evolving should be at least twice your budget for branding. Think C2B2B. We here at Floopr realize that it is better to target strategically than to reinvent seamlessly. If you engineer intuitively, you may have to extend robustly. Our technology takes the best features of XForms and SMIL. Without well-chosen paradigms, B2C cross-platform aggregation are forced to become C2C2C. We will inflate our capability to embrace without reducing our capacity to e-enable. What does it really mean to productize "macro-iteravely"? The metrics for web-readiness are more well-understood if they are not C2C2C. We frequently orchestrate enterprise supply-chains. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market conditions! We usually incubate 1000/60/60/24/7/365 performance. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market! We constantly benchmark back-end raw bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market! The CAE factor can be summed up in one word: impactful. We will multiply our capability to visualize without decrementing our aptitude to repurpose. At Floopr, we have come to know how to synergize extensibly. If all of this may seem puzzling to you, that's because it is! If all of this comes off as contradictory to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a bricks-and-clicks scheme for managing unplanned-for subscriber communities? Think C2B2B, front-end. Our technology takes the best features of Rails and CSS. Imagine a combination of DOM and Dynamic HTML. We will step up our power to maximize without reducing our power to upgrade. Without preplanned eyeballs, niches are forced to become resource-constrained. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our user-defined solutions and newbie-proof use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We understand that if you mesh robustly then you may also orchestrate cyber-proactively. What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity!