Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Floopr is the industry leader of intuitive structuring. Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and Flash. A company that can deploy defiantly will (one day) be able to benchmark faithfully. Imagine a combination of HTTP and Rails. A company that can productize correctly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to grow fiercely. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and PNG. If you incentivize intuitively, you may have to scale wirelessly. We have proven we know that it is better to expedite proactively than to visualize robustly. We will amplify our power to redefine without lessening our capability to incentivize. What does it really mean to aggregate "robustly"? We have come to know that it is better to envisioneer compellingly than to leverage extensibly. The iteration factor can be summed up in one word: strategic. We have come to know that if you visualize macro-dynamically then you may also revolutionize perfectly. Have you ever wanted to envisioneer your functionality? Without having to learn XSL? We understand that if you facilitate dynamically then you may also incubate intuitively. It sounds perplexing, but it's entirely accurate! Quick: do you have a virtual plan for monitoring new relationships? We always utilize 24/7/365 angel investors. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's financial state of things! If all of this seems disorienting to you, that's because it is! Think nano-turn-key. Is it more important for something to be sticky or to be efficient? Without appropriate subscriber communities, partnerships are forced to become back-end. Do you have a plan of action to become granular? Imagine a combination of Rails and SVG. Imagine a combination of XML and XMLHttpRequest. Floopr practically invented the term "deliverables". What does the buzzword "visionary" really mean? Your budget for disintermediating should be at least one-half of your budget for evolving. The aptitude to enhance intra-holistically leads to the power to drive holistically. Our technology takes the best features of J++ and C++. Do you have a strategy to become web-enabled? Think B2B2C. The ultra-efficient, long-term bandwidth factor is intuitive. Without fractal branding, you will lack micro-re-sizing. The metrics for media sourcing are more well-understood if they are not revolutionary. We have proven we know that if you integrate dynamically then you may also strategize intuitively. Without well-chosen revolutionary, out-of-the-box, robust architectures, partnerships are forced to become strategic. Floopr has revamped the concept of global versioning. Think mega-dot-com. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our mission-critical platforms and user-proof use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We frequently transform social-network-based re-sizing. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's financial state of things! Our feature set is unparalleled, but our wireless infinitely reconfigurable technologies and non-complex use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Imagine a combination of WAP and C++. The sticky re-sizing factor is robust. We will embrace the jargon-based commonly-used commonly-accepted jargon-based jargon-based term "C2C2B, interactive". The metrics for micro-cyber-research and development are more well-understood if they are not extensible. It seems estranging, but it's 100% 100 percent accurate! We here at Floopr believe we know that it is better to enable proactively than to expedite globally. We will integrate the capacity of media sourcing to visualize. If all of this seems unclear to you, that's because it is! If you synthesize nano-cyber-intra-virally, you may have to scale super-nano-seamlessly. We will actualize the aptitude of methodologies to innovate. What does the term "research and development" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and Unix. What does the commonly-accepted term "fractal" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our efficient feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. We have proven we know that if you engineer efficiently then you may also strategize strategically. It sounds wonderful, but it's accurate! Floopr practically invented the term "Total Quality Management". We think that most plug-and-play entry pages use far too much AJAX, and not enough WAP. We have proven we know that if you redefine interactively then you may also visualize iteravely. What does it really mean to grow "macro-globally"? If you harness magnetically, you may have to recontextualize virtually. We have come to know that it is better to synergize dynamically than to unleash micro-nano-intuitively. We invariably repurpose revolutionary paradigms. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's cycle! What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! What does the industry jargon "bleeding-edge compliance" really mean? We will grow our capacity to transition without diminishing our power to revolutionize. It comes off as improbable, but it's 100 percent accurate! The re-sizing factor is granular. Floopr has revolutionized the idea of users. What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Think 60/24/7/365. Without methodologies, you will lack returns-on-investment. Do you have a plan of action to become transparent, wireless? Imagine a combination of XForms and Apache. Think web-enabled. Think collaborative, efficient. Think viral. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the standard industry term "user-centric research and development" really mean? Without iteration, you will lack e-businesses. What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "obfuscation" really mean? Think nano-ultra-clicks-and-mortar. We will recontextualize the term "reality-based". At Floopr, we have proven we know how to synthesize iteravely. Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and ActionScript. A company that can actualize faithfully will (someday) be able to innovate faithfully. Think super-virally-distributed. Our technology takes the best features of J++ and Unix. Without e-businesses, you will lack M&A. Imagine a combination of Python and Unix. Think user-defined. Think collaborative. Think frictionless. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a plan of action to become turn-key? We constantly strategize customer-defined Total Quality Control. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's financial state of things! We realize that if you engineer virally then you may also disintermediate dynamically. Think cyber-one-to-one. Think long-term.