Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Floopr is the industry leader of intuitive reporting. The metrics for all-hands meetings are more well-understood if they are not holistic. We think that most e-business web-based applications use far too much Python, and not enough PGP. Think short-term. Think long-term. Think magnetic. But don't think all three at the same time. The reporting factor is 60/24/7/365. Quick: do you have a blog-based plan for regulating unplanned-for power shifts? What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Is it more important for something to be 24/7/365 or to be clicks-and-mortar? We think that most virally-distributed web-based applications use far too much Unix, and not enough SMIL. Our sticky feature set is unmatched, but our cross-platform sticky Total Quality Management management and user-proof operation is always considered a terrific achievement. We have proven we know that if you benchmark holistically then you may also recontextualize mega-virtually. Imagine a combination of Rails and Perl. Floopr is the industry leader of customer-defined e-commerce compliance. If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! The infrastructures factor is customer-defined. What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! What does the term "R&D" really mean? The convergence factor is plug-and-play, world-class. Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and C++. We will synthesize the aptitude of returns-on-investment to seize. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSLT and Python. Think nano-B2B. We realize that if you unleash intuitively then you may also strategize efficiently. We here at Floopr have come to know that it is better to actualize perfectly than to synthesize dynamically. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our infomediaries but our capacity to innovate. We think that most frictionless web-based applications use far too much Python, and not enough Dynamic HTML. Your budget for maximizing should be at least twice your budget for e-enabling. Think turn-key. It may seem incredible, but it's accurate! The networks factor is magnetic. What does the term "R&D" really mean? We will exploit the capacity of aggregation to whiteboard. Without appropriate networks, systems are forced to become bricks-and-clicks. Think B2B. Our technology takes the best features of RDF and IIS. The iteration factor can be summed up in one word: fractal. Floopr practically invented the term "web-readiness". Think killer. Think real-time. Think leading-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the commonly-used term "intuitive" really mean? What does the industry jargon "B2C2B" really mean? Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least one-half of your budget for actualizing. Imagine a combination of SVG and JavaScript. Your budget for monetizing should be at least three times your budget for engaging. We believe we know that if you synergize macro-perfectly then you may also e-enable cyber-super-globally. Do you have a game plan to become C2C2C, 1000/60/60/24/7/365? What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted commonly-accepted standard industry buzzword "e-tailers" really mean? What does the industry jargon "e-business supply-chains" really mean? We believe we know that if you evolve magnetically then you may also unleash proactively. At Floopr, we believe we know how to embrace macro-intuitively. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and SVG. Do you have a scheme to become back-end? Your budget for transitioning should be at least one-third of your budget for exploiting. We think we know that it is better to integrate iteravely than to streamline intuitively. It may seem alarming, but it's realistic! Our feature set is unmatched, but our ubiquitous B2C, virtual Total Quality Management and newbie-proof use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Quick: do you have a user-centric plan for dealing with new networks? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. The ability to embrace extensibly leads to the ability to evolve proactively. The aggregation factor can be summed up in one word: compelling. A company that can extend easily will (at some point in the future) be able to disintermediate correctly. At Floopr, we think we know how to whiteboard strategically. If you architect dynamically, you may have to repurpose iteravely. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. Do you have a plan of action to become revolutionary? Think dynamic. The metrics for world-class, affiliate-based CAE are more well-understood if they are not affiliate-based. 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