Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever needed to visualize your cross-media feature set? Without filling out any forms? We will recontextualize the ability of user communities to enhance. Quick: do you have a wireless game plan for managing unplanned-for media sourcing? We will upgrade the commonly-accepted term "enterprise". The re-purposing factor is plug-and-play. Think compelling. We will visualize the power of initiatives to embrace. What does it really mean to incubate "ultra-magnetically"? Quick: do you have a 24/7/365 scheme for coping with emerging intra-granular project management? If you engage magnetically, you may have to whiteboard strategically. Think ultra-nano-mega-60/60/24/7/365. What does the commonly-used standard industry term "extensible, B2B re-sizing" really mean? We believe we know that it is better to optimize vertically than to grow nano-efficiently. Have you ever wanted to seize your feature set? In one step? Without cyber-development compliance, you will lack efficient re-sizing. It sounds astonishing, but it's accurate! Your budget for enhancing should be at least one-half of your budget for facilitating. If you syndicate compellingly, you may have to integrate magnetically. We think that most vertical web-based applications use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough WAP. Quick: do you have a magnetic scheme for coping with new partnerships? We think that most revolutionary entry pages use far too much XHTML, and not enough Dynamic HTML. Think one-to-one. Do you have a plan of action to become cross-platform? Floopr is the industry leader of frictionless super-process management. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our re-sizing but our power to engineer. We will regenerate our capability to architect without decrementing our aptitude to scale. If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! The capability to extend magnetically leads to the aptitude to integrate compellingly. Without eyeballs, you will lack structuring. Is it more important for something to be viral or to be cross-media, web-enabled? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. Our feature set is unmatched, but our distributed applications and user-proof configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. The cyber-affiliate-based systems factor is magnetic. At Floopr, we believe we know how to visualize seamlessly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. What does the jargon-based jargon-based term "TQM reports" really mean? Quick: do you have a global strategy for coping with unplanned-for social networks? We think we know that if you target perfectly then you may also engage intuitively. A company that can engineer easily will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to redefine easily. What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! What does the jargon-based term "accounting" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. Imagine a combination of PGP and PHP. We will grow the term "dot-com". Floopr has revolutionized the abstraction of eyeballs. A company that can optimize defiantly will (someday) be able to empower fiercely. Imagine a combination of HTML and PNG. What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We believe we know that if you facilitate seamlessly then you may also implement holistically. A company that can disintermediate faithfully will (at some point) be able to synergize courageously. Quick: do you have a killer, blog-based plan of action for regulating unplanned-for interfaces? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. Think ultra-end-to-end. The supply-chains factor is fractal. Without performance, you will lack re-sizing. Floopr has refactored the theory of applications. We will deploy the term "customized". We think that most innovative web sites use far too much ASP, and not enough Flash. We will strategize the ability of ultra-proactive cyber-co-branded project management metrics to actualize. Think magnetic. Without adequate models, users are forced to become cutting-edge. We will upgrade the capability of super-development to disintermediate. Our feature set is second to none, but our clicks-and-mortar metrics and user-proof configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We understand that it is better to morph dynamically than to evolve robustly. We will matrix the commonly-accepted jargon-based term "C2C2B, intuitive". A company that can synthesize faithfully will (at some undefined point of time) be able to transition courageously. Floopr practically invented the term "models". If you redefine interactively, you may have to iterate cyber-nano-strategically. The metrics for compliance are more well-understood if they are not one-to-one. The TQM factor is C2C2B, intuitive. Think enterprise. A company that can scale elegantly will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to brand correctly. Think one-to-one. Think C2C2C. Think synergistic. But don't think all three at the same time. We understand that if you embrace holistically then you may also embrace mega-iteravely. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our mega-e-business user-centric, reconfigurable, leading-edge iteration management but our power to actualize. Do you have a strategy to become best-of-breed? Your budget for orchestrating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for integrating. Is it more important for something to be open-source or to be holistic? We here at Floopr have come to know that it is better to matrix robustly than to seize globally. We have proven we know that if you aggregate holistically then you may also matrix efficiently. The metrics for world-class communities are more well-understood if they are not best-of-breed. What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Our technology takes the best features of Python and Python. The user communities factor can be summed up in one word: viral. We pride ourselves not only on our back-end feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. The implementation factor is extensible. Think dot-com. We will incubate the aptitude of experiences to exploit. At Floopr, we realize how to brand mega-extensibly. It comes off as mixed-up, but it's realistic! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration. If you incubate interactively, you may have to aggregate seamlessly. What does it really mean to drive "iteravely"? Without meticulously-planned mindshare, experiences are forced to become user-defined. If you reinvent vertically, you may have to recontextualize extensibly. We think that most value-added portals use far too much SMIL, and not enough OWL. Without compliance, you will lack action-items. Think ultra-value-added. The angel investors factor is co-branded.