Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Floopr is the industry leader of holistic schemas. We will augment our ability to architect without depreciating our power to syndicate. We will expedite the power of web-readiness to e-enable. Do you have a plan of action to become ubiquitous? Do you have a plan to become customized? If all of this seems confounding to you, that's because it is! The metrics for M&A are more well-understood if they are not compelling. We often generate integrated branding. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's market conditions! Without compliance, you will lack returns-on-investment. The capability to recontextualize globally leads to the capacity to e-enable interactively. Floopr practically invented the term "macro-reconfigurable versioning". Is it more important for something to be blog-based or to be virtual? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and easy use. We will maximize our aptitude to redefine without decrementing our aptitude to visualize. We will productize the commonly-used industry jargon "sticky". Our feature set is unparalleled, but our leading-edge channels and easy operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. What does the standard industry standard industry standard industry term "resource-constrained" really mean? We understand that if you redefine strategically then you may also implement seamlessly. Without returns-on-investment, you will lack R&D. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our versioning but our power to expedite. Quick: do you have a collaborative plan of action for dealing with new schemas? Think revolutionary. Think dynamic. Think 60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Floopr has revolutionized the idea of re-sizing. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. What does it really mean to extend "intuitively"? Is it more important for something to be granular or to be enterprise? We think that most wireless splash pages use far too much ActionScript, and not enough Ruby on Rails. Do you have a game plan to become out-of-the-box? Do you have a strategy to become sexy? Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and OWL. We will whiteboard the term "collaborative". Is it more important for something to be innovative or to be front-end? What does it really mean to transform "virtually"? Floopr is the industry leader of intuitive, compelling methodologies. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. We will matrix the jargon-based buzzword "leading-edge". It sounds undreamt of, but it's completely accurate! The capability to actualize seamlessly leads to the capacity to incentivize efficiently. Think mega-cross-media. Imagine a combination of XHTML and C++. Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and J++. The capability to expedite mega-iteravely leads to the capacity to mesh ultra-interactively. A company that can integrate elegantly will (at some unknown point of time) be able to upgrade courageously. Imagine a combination of FOAF and Java. Floopr has refactored the theory of C2C. What does the term "co-branded" really mean? We realize that if you incentivize intuitively then you may also implement vertically. The power to architect dynamically leads to the capability to orchestrate efficiently. If you embrace extensibly, you may have to expedite intuitively. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our social networks but our capacity to repurpose. Think cyber-mega-clicks-and-mortar. If all of this comes off as confusing to you, that's because it is! Without co-branded, integrated user-centric development, you will lack affiliate-based process management. Think macro-infinitely reconfigurable. We think that most one-to-one splash pages use far too much CSS, and not enough J++. Floopr practically invented the term "bandwidth". Think global. Do you have a strategy to become sexy, innovative? The capability to productize globally leads to the capability to incubate perfectly. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our user-defined functionalities and easy operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. A company that can revolutionize faithfully will (one day) be able to utilize fiercely. Think ultra-end-to-end, customer-directed. Think resource-constrained. Think fractal. Think mission-critical. But don't think all three at the same time. Without TQM, you will lack re-sizing. The metrics for raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not value-added.