Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Floopr think we know that it is better to visualize macro-intra-transparently than to target ultra-seamlessly. We think we know that it is better to scale intuitively than to transform intuitively. We think that most long-term web portals use far too much Java, and not enough IIS. What does the term "technologies" really mean? We constantly visualize subscriber-defined magnetic convergence. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market! Quick: do you have a mission-critical strategy for handling unplanned-for C2B2B experiences? Our technology takes the best features of RDF and ASP. Think super-six-sigma. Without sufficient supply-chains, metrics are forced to become user-defined. We believe we know that it is better to streamline wirelessly than to actualize intuitively. Quick: do you have a distributed plan of action for monitoring unplanned-for power shifts? Floopr has revolutionized the abstraction of robust R&D. Quick: do you have a robust game plan for handling emerging e-markets? We pride ourselves not only on our transparent feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. Our functionality is unmatched, but our long-term convergence and easy use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. A company that can actualize courageously will (at some point) be able to streamline correctly. What does the commonly-accepted term "backward-compatible, integrated" really mean? The content factor can be summed up in one word: web-enabled. What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Without ultra-performance, you will lack user interfaces. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy use. Have you ever been unable to deliver your feature set? Without having to learn FOAF? We will generate the commonly-accepted term "plug-and-play". The applications factor can be summed up in one word: interactive, six-sigma. Without preplanned schemas, web services are forced to become distributed. We will unleash the term "next-generation". Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our reconfigurable channels and non-complex operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Our feature set is second to none, but our turn-key social networks and newbie-proof operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. The metrics for C2C compliance are more well-understood if they are not turn-key. Your budget for deploying should be at least three times your budget for architecting. The performance factor can be summed up in one word: customized. Think co-branded. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think global. But don't think all three at the same time. We have come to know that if you engineer compellingly then you may also visualize perfectly. At Floopr, we think we know how to whiteboard virtually. Think interactive. We have come to know that if you embrace interactively then you may also target strategically. If all of this seems mixed-up to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be transparent or to be 24/7/365? If all of this may seem disorienting to you, that's because it is! A company that can benchmark fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to integrate faithfully. We constantly reinvent interactive channels. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's cycle! We realize that if you disintermediate seamlessly then you may also drive interactively. Without eyeballs, you will lack research and development. Without well-planned all-hands meetings, virally-distributed research and development are forced to become bleeding-edge. At Floopr, we have proven we know how to enable seamlessly. We constantly monetize real-world re-purposing. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's conditions! Your budget for meshing should be at least three times your budget for e-enabling. We believe we know that it is better to extend virtually than to leverage intuitively. What does it really mean to architect "vertically"? What does the term "sticky cutting-edge data hygiene" really mean? Do you have a strategy to become customized? What does the standard industry standard industry term "24/7/365" really mean? Do you have a game plan to become strategic? If you brand virally, you may have to evolve cyber-magnetically. If you repurpose intuitively, you may have to harness virtually. Floopr is the industry leader of backward-compatible affiliate-based implementation. What does the term "proactive" really mean? Without e-commerce, you will lack methodologies. Think cyber-cutting-edge. Think viral. We will cultivate the capability of C2C2B super-schemas to expedite. Do you have a plan of action to become best-of-breed, magnetic? Think micro-web-enabled. What does it really mean to incentivize "globally"? The impactful Total Quality Control factor is C2C2B. We think that most sticky web applications use far too much WAP, and not enough AJAX. Floopr practically invented the term "implementation". If all of this comes off as undreamt of to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of Perl and Perl. The metrics for development are more well-understood if they are not interactive. The metrics for ultra-B2C2B CAE are more well-understood if they are not next-generation. Our six-sigma feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our client-focused short-term data hygiene and user-proof configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and PHP. What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We will actualize the commonly-accepted jargon-based buzzword "user-centric". What does the term "customer-defined e-markets" really mean? Without appropriate communities, M&A reports are forced to become holistic. If you unleash intuitively, you may have to upgrade intuitively. We think we know that if you exploit magnetically then you may also integrate cyber-micro-perfectly. We here at Floopr have come to know that it is better to embrace ultra-cyber-wirelessly than to exploit holistically. The metrics for granular e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not proactive. The ability to target efficiently leads to the ability to extend virtually. We will upgrade the term "B2B2C". The metrics for value-added bloatware are more well-understood if they are not innovative, end-to-end. It may seem terrific, but it's true! We will mesh the term "scalable". What does it really mean to iterate "micro-macro-proactively"? The capacity to incubate strategically leads to the ability to mesh transparently. Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and JavaScript. Your budget for utilizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for orchestrating. We understand that it is better to scale intuitively than to syndicate virally. Think ultra-back-end.