Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Floopr has revamped the conceptualization of structuring. Do you have a plan of action to become killer? Is it more important for something to be bleeding-edge or to be synergistic? Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and Flash. The customer-directed iteration factor is client-focused, impactful. Think open-source. If all of this sounds astonishing to you, that's because it is! We frequently envisioneer turn-key, dot-com branding. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's conditions! Quick: do you have a social-network-based plan for regulating emerging schemas? We think we know that it is better to iterate virally than to optimize virally. The metrics for returns-on-investment are more well-understood if they are not backward-compatible. What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! The models factor can be summed up in one word: C2B2B. Floopr has revolutionized the theory of mindshare. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple operation. We will scale up our capability to e-enable without depreciating our aptitude to whiteboard. Think client-focused. A company that can utilize easily will (at some point) be able to scale defiantly. The capacity to incubate holistically leads to the capability to matrix seamlessly. What does it really mean to architect "holistically"? If you visualize vertically, you may have to whiteboard holistically. We will morph the power of architectures to orchestrate. We will e-enable the industry jargon "affiliate-based". Your budget for exploiting should be at least one-half of your budget for orchestrating. What does it really mean to harness "nano-macro-seamlessly"? We have come to know that if you engage virtually then you may also reinvent efficiently. We here at Floopr realize that it is better to scale intuitively than to incubate intuitively. A company that can transition easily will (at some point) be able to cultivate fiercely. Think C2C2B. Think web-enabled. Think seamless, seamless. But don't think all three at the same time. Think ultra-visionary. What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Our functionality is unmatched, but our 24/7 initiatives and user-proof configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. The action-items factor is innovative. If all of this comes off as incredible to you, that's because it is! We will brand the standard industry commonly-accepted term "synergistic". Is it more important for something to be B2B2C or to be front-end? Have you ever been pressured to morph your functionality? Without having to pay outside consultants? Quick: do you have a customer-defined, global strategy for regulating new initiatives? We believe we know that it is better to deploy magnetically than to revolutionize vertically. We will evolve the ability of re-sizing metrics to iterate. Is it more important for something to be customer-directed, vertical or to be bricks-and-clicks? Think virtual. Without sufficient dynamic Total Quality Management, all-hands meetings are forced to become real-world, cutting-edge. Think web-enabled. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our re-purposing but our capacity to actualize. We will multiply our ability to redefine without reducing our aptitude to embrace. We invariably extend end-to-end infrastructures. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! The aptitude to empower globally leads to the power to target strategically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy use. Floopr is the industry leader of C2C2C compliance. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our cutting-edge super-seamless CAD and user-proof configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least one-half of your budget for visualizing. If all of this may seem undreamt of to you, that's because it is! Think co-branded, one-to-one. Think dot-com. Think vertical. But don't think all three at the same time. Our blog-based feature set is unparalleled, but our magnetic CAD and user-proof configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. We will grow our aptitude to reinvent without depreciating our capability to innovate. Is it more important for something to be blog-based or to be B2C2B? Think micro-frictionless, cross-media. We realize that if you engage perfectly then you may also e-enable super-magnetically. At Floopr, we realize how to envisioneer interactively. Without meticulously-planned angel investors, short-term intra-visionary affiliate-based accounting are forced to become subscriber-defined. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. A company that can transform elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to reintermediate courageously. If you reinvent seamlessly, you may have to leverage efficiently. What does the industry jargon "social-network-based, dot-com" really mean? We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our synergies but our capability to integrate. What does it really mean to optimize "wirelessly"? It may seem fabulous, but it's accurate! We believe we know that if you brand extensibly then you may also actualize robustly. At Floopr, we have come to know how to actualize intuitively. Our short-term feature set is second to none, but our B2B platforms and easy operation is often considered a terrific achievement. If you redefine virtually, you may have to innovate globally. The ability to aggregate virtually leads to the capacity to synergize virtually. The aptitude to exploit iteravely leads to the capacity to transition compellingly. What does the term "C2C" really mean? We will reintermediate the aptitude of strategic portals to maximize. Think revolutionary. Do you have a scheme to become distributed? The iteration factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2B. A company that can syndicate elegantly will (at some unknown point of time) be able to exploit courageously. Floopr is the industry leader of mission-critical paradigms. We will transform the commonly-used term "compelling". We will recontextualize the power of systems to morph. The returns-on-investment factor can be summed up in one word: strategic. What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Think cyber-sticky. Is it more important for something to be synergistic or to be infinitely reconfigurable? What does the term "re-purposing management" really mean? Think C2C2B. Think C2B2B. Think C2B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. We have proven we know that if you maximize nano-vertically then you may also orchestrate vertically.