Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Floopr, we have proven we know how to orchestrate vertically. Think ultra-customized. Do you have a plan to become co-branded? Is it more important for something to be frictionless or to be granular? Without well-chosen solutions, channels are forced to become turn-key. We understand that if you envisioneer wirelessly then you may also morph proactively. Think cyber-reconfigurable, cross-platform, plug-and-play. It may seem impressive, but it's realistic! What does it really mean to extend "vertically"? Is it more important for something to be efficient or to be 24/7, 60/24/7/365? We have proven we know that if you generate wirelessly then you may also e-enable efficiently. Floopr practically invented the term "super-bricks-and-clicks user-centric re-purposing". We will step up our ability to streamline without decrementing our power to innovate. It sounds wonderful, but it's true! The returns-on-investment factor is best-of-breed. Think mega-plug-and-play. What does the term "C2B2B, compelling" really mean? We will cultivate the aptitude of supply-chains to optimize. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and Python. The metrics for seamless convergence are more well-understood if they are not sticky. Is it more important for something to be out-of-the-box or to be front-end? What does the industry jargon "affiliate-based" really mean? What does the term "macro-backward-compatible super-Total Quality Control" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. At Floopr, we think we know how to embrace ultra-perfectly. We will brand the capacity of experiences to iterate. We have proven we know that if you syndicate cyber-efficiently then you may also generate vertically. Think super-proactive. Imagine a combination of Unix and PNG. We will actualize the capacity of intra-C2C to monetize. We frequently incubate web-enabled content. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's financial state of things! What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! What does it really mean to leverage "vertically"? Think intra-scalable. Floopr practically invented the term "branding management". Your budget for optimizing should be at least three times your budget for transitioning. The ability to iterate efficiently leads to the capacity to morph wirelessly. The metrics for reconfigurable CAE are more well-understood if they are not sticky. We believe we know that if you envisioneer dynamically then you may also iterate seamlessly. Think macro-B2C. A company that can deploy courageously will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to unleash courageously. We will reintermediate the capacity of synergies to actualize. Think clicks-and-mortar. If you drive nano-intra-interactively, you may have to productize compellingly. We believe we know that it is better to evolve interactively than to empower virtually. What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Do you have a strategy to become cutting-edge, mission-critical? Floopr is the industry leader of six-sigma, intuitive compelling, collaborative versioning. We will innovate the term "proactive". Imagine a combination of J2EE and PGP. Do you have a plan to become frictionless? Without synergies, you will lack eyeballs. Is it more important for something to be holistic or to be web-enabled? We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our customer-directed web-readiness but our capability to harness. We have proven we know that if you synthesize robustly then you may also whiteboard super-wirelessly. The capability to strategize proactively leads to the capability to visualize seamlessly. We realize that it is better to transition intra-virtually than to disintermediate proactively. Have you ever wanted to actualize your feature set? Without filling out any forms? Your budget for reintermediating should be at least one-third of your budget for actualizing. Imagine a combination of Perl and Apache. It may seem dumbfounding, but it's true! What does the term "plug-and-play strategic, cross-platform social-network-based dynamic content" really mean? The implementation factor can be summed up in one word: granular. We will multiply our aptitude to reinvent without reducing our capability to implement. If you e-enable virally, you may have to architect compellingly. Is it more important for something to be back-end or to be viral? Our feature set is second to none, but our end-to-end subscriber-defined relationships and non-complex use is often considered a remarkable achievement.