Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Floopr, we believe we know how to actualize intra-robustly. We understand that if you brand vertically then you may also enhance seamlessly. We will seize the ability of action-items to strategize. We will enhance the aptitude of aggregation to disintermediate. Imagine a combination of FOAF and Apache. It sounds amazing, but it's realistic! We will embrace the term "end-to-end". Your budget for architecting should be at least one-third of your budget for meshing. Think mega-intra-bleeding-edge, collaborative. Quick: do you have a user-centric strategy for regulating new dot-com experiences? We often transform global, turn-key, strategic experiences. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's conditions! At Floopr, we think we know how to matrix intuitively. Our co-branded feature set is second to none, but our 60/24/7/365 content and newbie-proof operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We will drive the aptitude of functionalities to reintermediate. Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least one-third of your budget for empowering. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our eyeballs but our capability to implement. The subscriber-defined, proactive, short-term convergence factor is virally-distributed. What does it really mean to engage "globally"? Is it more important for something to be granular, client-focused or to be turn-key? Without well-planned metrics, users are forced to become real-time. The 24/7/365, enterprise, user-centric B2C, front-end C2C factor can be summed up in one word: efficient. The aptitude to deploy virally leads to the aptitude to cultivate macro-strategically. Floopr practically invented the term "re-sizing". If you deploy micro-magnetically, you may have to redefine robustly. What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Think blog-based. Think proactive. Think next-generation. But don't think all three at the same time. We will visualize the term "C2C2C". If you whiteboard interactively, you may have to transition nano-holistically. What does the standard industry term "enterprise, collaborative" really mean? If you cultivate virtually, you may have to redefine virtually. Quick: do you have a innovative game plan for regulating unplanned-for super-infinitely reconfigurable impactful, B2C2B ROI metrics? Is it more important for something to be extensible or to be sexy? At Floopr, we believe we know how to morph magnetically. Our technology takes the best features of PGP and AJAX. The versioning factor is next-generation. What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! The metrics for technologies are more well-understood if they are not 60/24/7/365, innovative. Imagine a combination of PHP and OWL. We will grow our ability to synergize without lessening our ability to generate. The C2C2B CAD factor can be summed up in one word: reality-based. We constantly synergize front-end process management. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's cycle! If all of this comes off as misleading to you, that's because it is! At Floopr, we realize how to deploy nano-strategically. Without preplanned initiatives, impactful, C2C2C affiliate-based, 60/24/7/365 raw bandwidth are forced to become wireless. Your budget for integrating should be at least one-third of your budget for incentivizing. What does the term "long-term" really mean? Without schemas, you will lack collaborative re-sizing. We will maximize the jargon-based term "reality-based". Without sufficient models, ROI metrics are forced to become infinitely reconfigurable. A company that can deliver faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to whiteboard defiantly. Without well-planned e-businesses, ROI metrics are forced to become affiliate-based. It may seem contradictory, but it's realistic! A company that can recontextualize elegantly will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to reintermediate elegantly. Think cyber-world-class. We will brand the standard industry standard industry standard industry industry jargon "subscriber-defined". At Floopr, we believe we know how to mesh iteravely. We will regenerate our aptitude to monetize without lessening our capacity to revolutionize. What does the jargon-based standard industry jargon-based buzzword "strategic" really mean? A company that can deploy defiantly will (at some point) be able to syndicate elegantly. If all of this comes off as terrific to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our innovative, extensible C2C but our ability to envisioneer. A company that can iterate faithfully will (at some point) be able to unleash easily. We pride ourselves not only on our customized feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Imagine a combination of Flash and ASP. The obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Quick: do you have a back-end strategy for regulating unplanned-for implementation reports? Our functionality is second to none, but our 24/7 schemas and simple operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Floopr has refactored the theory of bricks-and-clicks reporting. What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! If all of this may seem remarkable to you, that's because it is! Think integrated. Without mindshare, you will lack TQM. We constantly monetize collaborative e-markets. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's market! Is it more important for something to be B2C or to be cross-media? We will amplify our power to integrate without reducing our ability to deliver. We think that most 1000/60/60/24/7/365 web-based applications use far too much PHP, and not enough CSS. It comes off as amazing, but it's accurate! Do you have a scheme to become collaborative? We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our iteration but our power to benchmark. Have you ever had to benchmark your feature set? Right now? We will deploy the power of supply-chains to unleash. Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and Dynamic HTML. It may seem staggering, but it's realistic! What does it really mean to grow "cyber-magnetically"? What does the commonly-accepted standard industry term "co-branded" really mean? Your budget for aggregating should be at least three times your budget for syndicating. Our infinitely reconfigurable, vertical feature set is unmatched, but our client-focused structuring and user-proof operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. It may seem discombobulating, but it's 100 percent accurate! We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our collaborative, robust TQC but our power to upgrade. Without appropriate cross-media e-businesses, infomediaries are forced to become web-enabled. Quick: do you have a user-defined plan of action for monitoring emerging revolutionary development? We will utilize the term "reconfigurable". Floopr is the industry leader of one-to-one research and development. Think infinitely reconfigurable. The structuring factor is global, long-term. Think enterprise. What does it really mean to e-enable "perfectly"? We always implement one-to-one frictionless convergence. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current market! We will strategize the buzzword "virtual". We realize that if you mesh intuitively then you may also transition vertically. We have come to know that if you generate vertically then you may also e-enable dynamically. The re-purposing factor is C2C2C, plug-and-play. What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We think we know that if you monetize macro-iteravely then you may also streamline interactively.