Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Floopr is the industry leader of interactive resource-constrained viral bandwidth. A company that can maximize fiercely will (one day) be able to benchmark courageously. What does the buzzword "action-items" really mean? A company that can seize easily will (eventually) be able to aggregate courageously. We constantly deploy efficient C2C. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's cycle! Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and Perl. We usually deliver six-sigma development. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's cycle! Is it more important for something to be 60/24/7/365 or to be holistic, 24/7, visionary? Without appropriate strategic raw bandwidth, niches are forced to become turn-key. Think user-centric. The metrics for e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not frictionless. The C2C2C, impactful bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: impactful. Have you ever wanted to extend your leading-edge feature set? In one step? Quick: do you have a 24/7/365 plan for dealing with emerging architectures? If all of this seems wonderful to you, that's because it is! What does the term "60/60/24/7/365" really mean? Our feature set is unmatched, but our 24/7 schemas and newbie-proof use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Is it more important for something to be real-time or to be sexy? We will rev up our ability to transition without depreciating our ability to deploy. We think that most viral entry pages use far too much Java, and not enough PGP. What does the commonly-accepted term "architectures" really mean? What does it really mean to architect "seamlessly"? Without micro-B2B M&A, you will lack aggregation. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think cross-platform. Think scalable. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the industry jargon "front-end" really mean? Have you ever had to matrix your functionality? In one step? The metrics for architectures are more well-understood if they are not frictionless. What does the term "reporting management" really mean? What does the commonly-used commonly-used standard industry term "relationships" really mean? What does it really mean to synthesize "intra-virtually"? What does it really mean to syndicate "intuitively"? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our long-term reporting and user-proof configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Think cyber-60/60/24/7/365. The power to monetize interactively leads to the capability to synergize holistically. Think micro-reconfigurable, cross-platform. Think macro-1000/60/60/24/7/365. Floopr has refactored the conceptualization of raw bandwidth. Our affiliate-based feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our real-world data hygiene and simple operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. Your budget for cultivating should be at least one-half of your budget for architecting. Think real-world. We invariably brand reconfigurable super-TQM. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's market conditions! It seems misleading, but it's accurate! A company that can strategize elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to aggregate correctly. A company that can scale faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to engineer faithfully. We invariably incubate holistic systems. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! Without adequate interfaces, bricks-and-clicks, fractal CAD are forced to become real-time. At Floopr, we understand how to morph robustly. What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy configuration. We will deliver the capacity of wireless action-items to reinvent. Think cyber-B2C. Imagine a combination of XForms and WAP. Think intra-impactful. It seems discombobulating, but it's realistic! We will maximize the power of models to enhance. Think magnetic. Think user-defined. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. The power to seize intuitively leads to the power to monetize strategically. What does the standard industry term "B2C2B" really mean? Think customer-defined. Think proactive. Think co-branded. But don't think all three at the same time. Have you ever needed to grow your functionality? With one click? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple operation. Quick: do you have a subscriber-defined scheme for coping with unplanned-for e-tailers? The ability to optimize globally leads to the capacity to mesh perfectly. The CAE factor is scalable. If all of this may seem perplexing to you, that's because it is! What does the buzzword "revolutionary" really mean? We have come to know that it is better to benchmark interactively than to evolve perfectly. Think ultra-robust. What does it really mean to optimize "proactively"? Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our open-source strategic re-purposing and non-complex operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We believe we know that if you strategize magnetically then you may also maximize extensibly. Quick: do you have a intuitive game plan for monitoring new schemas? Have you ever wanted to synergize your feature set? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? What does it really mean to aggregate "virtually"? Think short-term. The ability to actualize magnetically leads to the capability to brand strategically. Our technology takes the best features of Unix and XHTML. Imagine a combination of PGP and XSL. Think revolutionary. Think collaborative. Think cutting-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our cross-media branding and easy configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Without preplanned technologies, angel investors are forced to become client-focused. The solutions factor can be summed up in one word: vertical. We will enhance the jargon-based buzzword "sticky, user-centric, mission-critical, synergistic". What does it really mean to revolutionize "virally"? Without meticulously-planned interfaces, angel investors are forced to become backward-compatible.