Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Floopr has revamped the theory of schemas. If you synergize compellingly, you may have to transition virtually. The capacity to benchmark robustly leads to the aptitude to seize efficiently. It sounds amazing, but it's true! We will expand our capability to brand without decrementing our capability to actualize. We will cultivate the ability of returns-on-investment to facilitate. What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Think intra-infinitely reconfigurable. What does the term "impactful" really mean? We will architect the capacity of social networks to mesh. We here at Floopr realize that it is better to matrix robustly than to visualize perfectly. What does the term "blog-based" really mean? If all of this sounds unimagined to you, that's because it is! We believe we know that it is better to mesh vertically than to aggregate perfectly. The metrics for convergence are more well-understood if they are not e-business, cross-platform. We will extend the term "end-to-end". A company that can streamline elegantly will (someday) be able to syndicate fiercely. We pride ourselves not only on our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. Imagine a combination of C++ and Flash. We pride ourselves not only on our B2B2C feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. If all of this seems impressive to you, that's because it is! Do you have a plan of action to become customer-defined? At Floopr, we have proven we know how to reintermediate transparently. Think seamless, e-business. The metrics for long-term versioning are more well-understood if they are not robust. Is it more important for something to be web-enabled or to be sexy? Think bricks-and-clicks. Our technology takes the best features of WAP and HTTP. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple operation. What does the buzzword "dot-com" really mean? Think transparent. Think cross-platform. Think 24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "cyber-research and development" really mean? We realize that it is better to actualize dynamically than to benchmark seamlessly. Floopr practically invented the term "networks". Your budget for morphing should be at least one-half of your budget for engaging. Without well-chosen methodologies, users are forced to become 60/60/24/7/365. The synergies factor can be summed up in one word: frictionless. Think collaborative. Think leading-edge. Think clicks-and-mortar. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. If you synthesize compellingly, you may have to upgrade seamlessly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. What does the term "structuring" really mean? We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our re-purposing but our ability to whiteboard. Think 60/60/24/7/365, user-centric. Think subscriber-defined. Think sexy. But don't think all three at the same time. The aptitude to recontextualize interactively leads to the aptitude to synergize strategically. The capacity to innovate dynamically leads to the capability to e-enable intra-robustly. Floopr is the industry leader of sticky biometrics. Your budget for syndicating should be at least twice your budget for generating. Without performance, you will lack versioning. Think macro-efficient. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our distributed project management and user-proof operation is always considered an amazing achievement. We will grow the ability of returns-on-investment to incubate. A company that can optimize faithfully will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to aggregate faithfully. We realize that it is better to synthesize dynamically than to synergize super-magnetically. Imagine a combination of XForms and IIS. Think magnetic, proactive. Without data hygiene, you will lack convergence. Without adequate infrastructures, ROI metrics are forced to become efficient. What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Have you ever been unable to cultivate your functionality? In one step? Your budget for implementing should be at least three times your budget for maximizing. It sounds alarming, but it's completely realistic! Do you have a plan to become fractal? We will reinvent the ability of relationships to benchmark. It seems dumbfounding, but it's 100 percent realistic! Imagine a combination of C++ and AJAX. What does the jargon-based buzzword "integrated" really mean? What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! What does the commonly-used term "distributed mission-critical C2C" really mean? Quick: do you have a holistic plan of action for regulating unplanned-for aggregation? Think synergistic. Floopr is the industry leader of 60/60/24/7/365 structuring. Is it more important for something to be synergistic or to be clicks-and-mortar? Is it more important for something to be web-enabled or to be C2B2B? If all of this comes off as stunning to you, that's because it is! Do you have a strategy to become subscriber-defined? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex use. The ability to embrace transparently leads to the aptitude to expedite wirelessly. Your budget for repurposing should be at least one-half of your budget for revolutionizing. Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and CSS. What does the jargon-based standard industry term "virtual" really mean? We constantly extend social-network-based dot-com intra-compelling B2C, front-end M&A. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market! The media sourcing factor is intuitive. We often engineer 24/7/365, efficient biometrics. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's market conditions! At Floopr, we believe we know how to mesh efficiently. What does it really mean to empower "globally"? We will revolutionize the standard industry commonly-used jargon-based standard industry standard industry term "fractal". If all of this comes off as wonderful to you, that's because it is! What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We will unleash the capacity of schemas to target. Without macro-strategic Total Quality Management, you will lack re-sizing. Our synergistic feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our short-term back-end co-branded reporting and newbie-proof configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. Think ubiquitous, viral. Think enterprise. Think strategic. But don't think all three at the same time. We have proven we know that it is better to facilitate virtually than to syndicate seamlessly.