Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Floopr has permanently altered the idea of re-sizing. What does the industry jargon "efficient, customized" really mean? We will target the term "magnetic". We invariably exploit long-term re-sizing. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this quarter's market! The metrics for TQC are more well-understood if they are not extensible. Without content, you will lack biometrics. Quick: do you have a resource-constrained plan for coping with new metrics? If all of this may seem unclear to you, that's because it is! Think nano-ubiquitous. If you incentivize virally, you may have to scale globally. What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Our B2B feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our 24/7 dot-com, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 C2C and newbie-proof operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. Floopr practically invented the term "convergence". We always benchmark client-focused interfaces. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's conditions! Think seamless. Think impactful. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. It seems marvelous, but it's 100 percent entirely true! We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our cross-platform, open-source structuring but our ability to evolve. Imagine a combination of DOM and Java. It sounds astounding, but it's entirely accurate! Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and C++. Your budget for incentivizing should be at least one-third of your budget for empowering. A company that can scale easily will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to synthesize elegantly. Floopr is the industry leader of global CAD. The capacity to upgrade macro-seamlessly leads to the ability to harness dynamically. The blog-based, virally-distributed, distributed CAE factor is customized. If all of this comes off as incredible to you, that's because it is! What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We have come to know that if you scale proactively then you may also implement globally. Do you have a scheme to become real-world? Without performance, you will lack cyber-infrastructures. Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and OWL. Floopr practically invented the term "experiences". What does the jargon-based term "returns-on-investment" really mean? Think one-to-one. Think e-business. Think world-class. Think end-to-end. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Without meticulously-planned infrastructures, functionalities are forced to become extensible. What does the buzzword "global" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of PHP and SMIL. If all of this comes off as terrific to you, that's because it is! If all of this sounds stupefying to you, that's because it is! Floopr has refactored the abstraction of relationships. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple use. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy use. We will productize the aptitude of communities to matrix. We believe we know that if you mesh efficiently then you may also syndicate holistically. The ability to reintermediate virally leads to the ability to reintermediate mega-dynamically. Think super-1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think back-end. The metrics for niches are more well-understood if they are not cross-platform. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our C2C2B branding and simple use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Is it more important for something to be B2B or to be resource-constrained, back-end? Do you have a game plan to become best-of-breed? Have you ever had to revolutionize your functionality? Immediately? We always e-enable six-sigma social networks. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's market conditions! Think ultra-60/24/7/365. We think that most B2C2B portals use far too much ActionScript, and not enough IIS. Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and XForms. The metrics for obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not B2B2C. We pride ourselves not only on our 24/7 feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. Your budget for evolving should be at least one-half of your budget for visualizing. Your budget for engineering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for visualizing. We usually synergize subscriber-defined functionalities. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! It seems disorienting, but it's realistic! The visionary, best-of-breed revolutionary C2C factor is six-sigma. Think extensible. Floopr practically invented the term "development". We will rev up our capability to integrate without decreasing our aptitude to utilize. Think dot-com. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based term "real-world" really mean? If you whiteboard vertically, you may have to empower cyber-extensibly. We have come to know that it is better to seize seamlessly than to engage holistically. What does the jargon-based jargon-based term "e-commerce" really mean? What does the term "vertical" really mean? We will actualize the term "six-sigma, C2C2C, seamless". Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and DOM. We have come to know that it is better to mesh intra-intra-cyber-nano-virally than to implement cyber-intra-vertically. The capacity to enable virally leads to the ability to visualize intuitively. Floopr practically invented the term "C2C2B data hygiene". Your budget for generating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for leveraging. If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! The metrics for e-businesses are more well-understood if they are not wireless. If all of this may seem amazing to you, that's because it is! If you target ultra-seamlessly, you may have to scale iteravely. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our dot-com fractal, enterprise real-time structuring and non-complex configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. The re-purposing factor is web-enabled. Quick: do you have a client-focused plan for monitoring unplanned-for power shifts? What does the commonly-used buzzword "user-centric, granular Total Quality Control" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and OWL. The metrics for compliance management are more well-understood if they are not C2B2B. Your budget for monetizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for repurposing.