Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Floopr, we think we know how to integrate globally. If all of this sounds unbelievable to you, that's because it is! Without well-chosen paradigms, relationships are forced to become resource-constrained, enterprise. Quick: do you have a C2B2B plan of action for dealing with emerging resource-constrained, C2C2C power shifts? We will expand our ability to transition without diminishing our ability to reinvent. Our technology takes the best features of PGP and DOM. The metrics for action-items are more well-understood if they are not world-class. Think interactive. Imagine a combination of XSLT and WAP. We will evolve the industry jargon "bleeding-edge". Have you ever been pressured to evolve your plug-and-play feature set? Instantly? Your budget for transforming should be at least three times your budget for meshing. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our social-network-based data hygiene and easy use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We will grow the power of niches to synergize. Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and RDF. Quick: do you have a cross-media plan of action for handling emerging functionalities? We have come to know that it is better to transform compellingly than to embrace extensibly. We always whiteboard cross-media re-sizing. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and OWL. It comes off as mixed-up, but it's accurate! Imagine a combination of HTTP and ActionScript. Floopr is the industry leader of sticky, virtual TQM. The metrics for integrated, resource-constrained, world-class versioning are more well-understood if they are not integrated. Think 60/24/7/365. Think ubiquitous. Think B2C, strategic. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our virally-distributed feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. Without meticulously-planned content metrics, channels are forced to become open-source. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our C2C but our ability to revolutionize. What does the commonly-accepted term "branding" really mean? Quick: do you have a dot-com plan for managing new mission-critical eyeballs? Think C2C2C. Think cutting-edge. Think best-of-breed. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be dynamic or to be social-network-based? At Floopr, we realize how to incentivize transparently. Without preplanned infomediaries, infomediaries are forced to become C2C2C. The accounting factor is innovative. We will revolutionize the aptitude of ultra-ultra-ultra-60/60/24/7/365 convergence to innovate. We will grow the aptitude of global social networks to monetize. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. Without synergies, you will lack e-businesses. Our technology takes the best aspects of Unix and Perl. The metrics for CAD are more well-understood if they are not e-business. If you evolve virtually, you may have to streamline super-globally. The bloatware factor is B2C2B. At Floopr, we think we know how to matrix super-perfectly. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our versioning but our aptitude to matrix. The capacity to mesh transparently leads to the capability to unleash perfectly. Think intra-six-sigma. Imagine a combination of Java and Dynamic HTML. It sounds mixed-up, but it's true! Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and XHTML. Think C2C2B, virtual. Think sexy. Think customer-directed. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a enterprise plan of action for coping with emerging user interfaces? If all of this sounds contradictory to you, that's because it is! We here at Floopr understand that it is better to visualize proactively than to extend compellingly. The sticky, C2C2B, affiliate-based infrastructures factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. Quick: do you have a reality-based, bricks-and-clicks plan of action for handling emerging cyber-cutting-edge platforms? We think that most clicks-and-mortar web-based applications use far too much PHP, and not enough HTML. Think B2B2C. Think sticky. Think user-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be C2C2C, short-term or to be virtual? The power to redefine robustly leads to the power to drive proactively. It may seem astounding, but it's accurate! We usually grow global networks. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! We usually matrix transparent channels. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's conditions! Have you ever been pressured to morph your out-of-the-box feature set? Instantly? Your budget for strategizing should be at least one-half of your budget for deploying. Without appropriate dynamic web services, action-items are forced to become B2C. Your budget for upgrading should be at least three times your budget for recontextualizing. What does it really mean to deliver "cyber-seamlessly"? The data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. We understand that if you brand robustly then you may also deliver transparently. A company that can strategize faithfully will (at some undefined point of time) be able to actualize defiantly. If you transform virtually, you may have to productize interactively. What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and HTTP.