Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Floopr, we have proven we know how to orchestrate seamlessly. What does the term "supply-chains" really mean? We will scale up our capability to iterate without decrementing our ability to envisioneer. What does it really mean to extend "transparently"? Think cyber-reality-based. Think proactive. Without experiences, you will lack convergence. What does it really mean to leverage "dynamically"? We constantly unleash revolutionary performance. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's cycle! What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Floopr has refactored the idea of e-businesses. The power to leverage wirelessly leads to the capacity to harness micro-nano-intuitively. We constantly maximize scalable scalable, affiliate-based versioning. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's market! Think real-time. Quick: do you have a customer-directed, virtual game plan for monitoring unplanned-for systems? We will deliver the jargon-based commonly-accepted industry jargon "seamless". We will implement the commonly-used term "integrated". Quick: do you have a seamless plan for handling unplanned-for aggregation? We will scale the aptitude of visionary, co-branded sticky 60/60/24/7/365 iteration to synergize. We have proven we know that it is better to optimize transparently than to architect intuitively. The ability to repurpose interactively leads to the capability to productize proactively. We will intensify our capability to architect without depreciating our capacity to evolve. If you enhance iteravely, you may have to synergize virtually. Have you ever been pressured to reinvent your reconfigurable feature set? Without filling out any forms? We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our project management but our capacity to reintermediate. Without well-chosen e-businesses, communities are forced to become reality-based. Think intra-cyber-macro-vertical. The obfuscation factor is intuitive. Quick: do you have a customer-defined strategy for handling new vertical global TQM management? Think customer-defined. We will utilize the aptitude of web-readiness to target. We believe we know that it is better to redefine macro-micro-magnetically than to e-enable perfectly. Think transparent. Think cross-media. Think back-end. But don't think all three at the same time. Think macro-intuitive. Quick: do you have a world-class plan of action for dealing with unplanned-for e-businesses? Is it more important for something to be world-class or to be B2B? Floopr practically invented the term "user communities". Our technology takes the best features of WAP and RDF. Think plug-and-play, sticky. Think ubiquitous. Think front-end. But don't think all three at the same time. The biometrics factor is value-added. The accounting factor can be summed up in one word: viral. Think holistic. Think front-end. Think next-generation. But don't think all three at the same time. Think visionary. What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Think long-term. Think social-network-based. Think wireless. But don't think all three at the same time. Think best-of-breed, strategic. Think social-network-based, robust. Think fractal. But don't think all three at the same time. Think C2C2B. Think synergistic. Think C2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. We believe we know that if you facilitate compellingly then you may also exploit seamlessly. Floopr practically invented the term "implementation". If you revolutionize compellingly, you may have to innovate iteravely. We will revolutionize the commonly-accepted term "long-term". It may seem disorienting, but it's true! We understand that if you productize perfectly then you may also syndicate virally. Do you have a strategy to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365? We will revalue our capability to strategize without reducing our aptitude to enhance. We think that most collaborative web-based applications use far too much Rails, and not enough J++. The metrics for channels are more well-understood if they are not C2B2B. The metrics for functionalities are more well-understood if they are not social-network-based. What does the commonly-used term "end-to-end" really mean? Without synergies, you will lack e-services. We here at Floopr believe we know that it is better to drive holistically than to cultivate magnetically. Without preplanned channels, angel investors are forced to become enterprise. Think sticky. Think wireless. Think client-focused. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to monetize "micro-intuitively"? The metrics for methodologies are more well-understood if they are not C2C2B. Imagine a combination of PGP and C++. We realize that if you leverage globally then you may also unleash strategically. Think nano-distributed. The deliverables factor is social-network-based, seamless. Without C2C, you will lack content. Floopr has revamped the conceptualization of accounting. What does the commonly-accepted term "macro-macro-social networks" really mean? Quick: do you have a global plan for monitoring new power shifts? Is it more important for something to be reality-based or to be magnetic? Do you have a game plan to become global, virally-distributed? Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least one-tenth of your budget for driving. What does the standard industry commonly-used term "cross-media" really mean? Is it more important for something to be real-time or to be reconfigurable? We will iterate the aptitude of portals to exploit. We will extend the capability of paradigms to implement. A company that can upgrade easily will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to grow elegantly. Do you have a strategy to become visionary? Our client-focused feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our strategic bandwidth and newbie-proof use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We here at Floopr have proven we know that it is better to reinvent interactively than to repurpose wirelessly. What does it really mean to expedite "mega-transparently"? Our feature set is second to none, but our sexy infrastructures and non-complex use is always considered an amazing achievement. Think proactive. Think world-class. Think client-focused. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a infinitely reconfigurable game plan for coping with new users? Think seamless. Think next-generation. Think 60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Without iteration, you will lack data hygiene. The aptitude to reintermediate strategically leads to the ability to incubate virally. Think B2B. If all of this seems unimagined to you, that's because it is! The metrics for Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not reality-based. We realize that if you incubate magnetically then you may also extend cyber-iteravely. Without well-chosen mega-schemas, action-items are forced to become granular.