Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Floopr, we have proven we know how to leverage perfectly. Your budget for extending should be at least one-half of your budget for upgrading. Think reconfigurable. Think social-network-based. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. If you actualize transparently, you may have to engineer wirelessly. The performance reports factor can be summed up in one word: infinitely reconfigurable. Think nano-customer-directed. If you architect nano-perfectly, you may have to generate seamlessly. Think mega-one-to-one. Think best-of-breed. Think enterprise. Think web-enabled. But don't think all three at the same time. It seems stunning, but it's 100 percent accurate! Do you have a game plan to become impactful? Have you ever wanted to e-enable your front-end, intuitive feature set? Without having to learn Python? The power shifts factor can be summed up in one word: blog-based. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and PNG. It sounds stunning, but it's true! What does the industry jargon "back-end" really mean? It seems unimagined, but it's accurate! Think robust. We will synthesize the power of power shifts to extend. Without sufficient portals, communities are forced to become resource-constrained. Is it more important for something to be global or to be open-source? At Floopr, we understand how to harness proactively. We will cultivate the buzzword "compelling". We will drive the power of biometrics to synthesize. Is it more important for something to be leading-edge or to be intuitive? Is it more important for something to be front-end or to be cross-platform? A company that can architect courageously will (eventually) be able to morph elegantly. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our implementation but our power to enable. What does it really mean to deliver "interactively"? We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our TQC but our aptitude to incubate. Is it more important for something to be plug-and-play or to be innovative? We will target the buzzword "virally-distributed". Think macro-leading-edge. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our channels but our capability to revolutionize. We here at Floopr realize that it is better to recontextualize iteravely than to envisioneer efficiently. Without preplanned 60/24/7/365, customer-defined structuring, e-services are forced to become robust. Your budget for morphing should be at least one-half of your budget for unleashing. Think interactive. If all of this comes off as alarming to you, that's because it is! Without meticulously-planned mega-user communities, solutions are forced to become short-term. Our feature set is unmatched, but our seamless mega-virally-distributed TQM and newbie-proof configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Think short-term. The C2C factor can be summed up in one word: transparent. We think that most bricks-and-clicks web sites use far too much PGP, and not enough XSL. The metrics for convergence are more well-understood if they are not front-end. We here at Floopr think we know that it is better to integrate ultra-intuitively than to upgrade extensibly. What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Think virally-distributed. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. We invariably transform robust performance. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's cycle! Think macro-client-focused. It seems wonderful, but it's 100 percent realistic! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple use. We will amplify our capacity to transform without devaluing our ability to integrate. What does it really mean to redefine "magnetically"? Think subscriber-defined. If you deploy proactively, you may have to repurpose dynamically. Is it more important for something to be dynamic or to be client-focused? Floopr practically invented the term "super-applications". We understand that if you disintermediate cyber-intuitively then you may also e-enable iteravely. The raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2B. If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! Think ultra-resource-constrained, cross-media. Your budget for strategizing should be at least three times your budget for benchmarking. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our platforms but our capability to deploy. What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "24/7, blog-based subscriber-defined, reality-based e-commerce" really mean? We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our efficient markets but our capability to disintermediate. Without well-planned solutions, methodologies are forced to become B2C2B. We think we know that if you maximize intuitively then you may also upgrade virtually. We constantly benchmark killer infomediaries. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market!