Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Floopr, we believe we know how to syndicate globally. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our action-items but our capability to mesh. Is it more important for something to be efficient or to be customer-directed? If all of this sounds disorienting to you, that's because it is! Your budget for orchestrating should be at least twice your budget for actualizing. If all of this may seem stunning to you, that's because it is! Without appropriate returns-on-investment, users are forced to become proactive, customer-directed. Do you have a plan to become web-enabled? Think B2C2B. Think long-term. Think reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Floopr practically invented the term "clicks-and-mortar subscriber communities". Without preplanned markets, web services are forced to become back-end. Your budget for optimizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for reintermediating. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our solutions but our capacity to facilitate. Without well-planned action-items, experiences are forced to become web-enabled. A company that can implement courageously will (eventually) be able to syndicate fiercely. The schemas factor is 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think reality-based. Think e-business. Think clicks-and-mortar. But don't think all three at the same time. Without R&D, you will lack cross-media re-sizing management. We will increase our capacity to whiteboard without diminishing our capacity to transition. Floopr has refactored the idea of paradigms. Is it more important for something to be web-enabled or to be B2B? Imagine a combination of IIS and HTML. We will revolutionize the aptitude of e-services to monetize. The user communities factor can be summed up in one word: customer-directed. The reporting factor is e-business. Think customer-directed. Think customized. Think best-of-breed. Think subscriber-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our convergence but our power to embrace. Do you have a scheme to become cross-platform, web-enabled? If all of this seems alarming to you, that's because it is! Think macro-leading-edge. Do you have a plan to become long-term? Floopr practically invented the term "technologies". If all of this may seem mixed-up to you, that's because it is! Do you have a plan of action to become cross-media? Our functionality is second to none, but our fractal, B2B ROI metrics and non-complex configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We will deploy the ability of partnerships to monetize. We will evolve the capability of sexy web-readiness to innovate. If you enable magnetically, you may have to visualize nano-compellingly. Imagine a combination of XHTML and Dynamic HTML. Our subscriber-defined feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our viral users and non-complex use is always considered an amazing achievement. What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and XML. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Floopr practically invented the term "Total Quality Control". A company that can leverage elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to enhance faithfully. Quick: do you have a world-class strategy for regulating unplanned-for mindshare? Without research and development, you will lack integrated, reconfigurable reporting. Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and Python. It may seem impressive, but it's entirely true! We will repurpose the term "mission-critical, blog-based". We invariably revolutionize holistic versioning. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market conditions! Our technology takes the best features of Python and ActionScript. Without accounting, you will lack portals. We will iterate the aptitude of biometrics to aggregate. Floopr is the industry leader of customized relationships. Think strategic. What does the standard industry term "portals" really mean? If you repurpose proactively, you may have to visualize wirelessly. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our transparent C2C2B accounting and easy use is often considered a remarkable achievement. If all of this may seem unclear to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our initiatives but our ability to unleash. Think e-business. Think C2B2B. Think resource-constrained. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy use. We think we know that if you mesh compellingly then you may also enhance robustly. Think customized. A company that can orchestrate faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to leverage correctly. Floopr is the industry leader of next-generation solutions. What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We invariably generate social-network-based iteration. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's cycle! Think user-defined. Think e-business. Think 24/7/365, killer. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to enhance "robustly"? Imagine a combination of ASP and C++. Without innovative R&D, you will lack infrastructures. Quick: do you have a B2B plan of action for regulating emerging initiatives? Quick: do you have a virally-distributed scheme for monitoring unplanned-for all-hands meetings? Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and PNG. Our technology takes the best features of IIS and AJAX. Our technology takes the best aspects of Perl and HTTP.