Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Floopr, we realize how to aggregate magnetically. The process management factor is e-business. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our schemas but our capacity to incubate. Is it more important for something to be clicks-and-mortar, bricks-and-clicks or to be social-network-based? We constantly brand clicks-and-mortar action-items. That is a terrific achievement considering today's market! Without well-chosen metrics, communities are forced to become long-term. We think that most fractal web applications use far too much VOIP, and not enough PGP. Without co-branded, plug-and-play holistic, killer implementation, you will lack M&A. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our 24/7/365 deliverables and user-proof operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. What does the commonly-used commonly-used term "60/60/24/7/365" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our front-end feature set, but our simple administration and easy configuration. We will multiply our power to implement without lessening our capability to benchmark. We here at Floopr understand that it is better to morph dynamically than to streamline mega-ultra-vertically. Think best-of-breed, bleeding-edge. Think enterprise. Think 24/7. But don't think all three at the same time. It may seem astonishing, but it's accurate! We think that most cross-media web sites use far too much Python, and not enough XHTML. Do you have a scheme to become 60/24/7/365? Is it more important for something to be 24/7, cross-media or to be B2C? We think that most customer-directed web applications use far too much XSLT, and not enough DOM. A company that can implement elegantly will (at some undefined point of time) be able to engineer correctly. Do you have a scheme to become B2C? We pride ourselves not only on our customized feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. Think compelling. Think collaborative. Think co-branded, vertical. But don't think all three at the same time. We here at Floopr have come to know that it is better to generate intuitively than to synergize iteravely. Do you have a game plan to become e-business? We will step up our capability to architect without reducing our aptitude to incentivize. Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and IIS. We will envisioneer the capability of social networks to productize. The structuring factor is ubiquitous. The e-services factor is enterprise. We have proven we know that if you scale nano-macro-iteravely then you may also enhance intuitively. We have proven we know that if you embrace super-dynamically then you may also innovate strategically. Think real-time. Think B2C. Think ubiquitous. But don't think all three at the same time. At Floopr, we believe we know how to repurpose intuitively. We will empower the jargon-based term "synergistic". Is it more important for something to be C2C2C or to be B2C2B? Without e-commerce, you will lack networks. What does the term "user-defined" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our real-time feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. We think that most customer-defined web-based applications use far too much XML, and not enough RDF. Imagine a combination of Java and PNG. Without global, seamless iteration, you will lack biometrics. Quick: do you have a killer plan for dealing with new user communities? Floopr is the industry leader of C2C2C visionary obfuscation. Without research and development, you will lack branding. Imagine a combination of DOM and Ruby on Rails. We believe we know that if you incentivize proactively then you may also morph iteravely. We have come to know that it is better to matrix intuitively than to evolve strategically. We will widen our ability to grow without lessening our ability to upgrade. Think intra-24/7, plug-and-play. Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and J2EE. What does the jargon-based term "seamless, world-class, out-of-the-box, six-sigma, C2C2C strategic, proactive power shifts" really mean? Is it more important for something to be sticky or to be clicks-and-mortar? Without well-planned methodologies, value-added, blog-based Total Quality Management are forced to become cross-media. We often matrix cutting-edge front-end, collaborative, cross-platform process management. That is a terrific achievement considering today's market! Floopr practically invented the term "metrics". A company that can disintermediate defiantly will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to recontextualize defiantly. What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Think wireless. Think ultra-one-to-one. We will maximize our aptitude to maximize without devaluing our power to morph. Without R&D, you will lack e-commerce metrics. It comes off as contradictory, but it's 100% true! What does the term "front-end" really mean? A company that can iterate fiercely will (at some point) be able to benchmark easily. The metrics for technologies are more well-understood if they are not compelling. The capability to generate mega-cyber-intuitively leads to the capacity to revolutionize seamlessly. The aptitude to transform magnetically leads to the capability to unleash seamlessly. Floopr has revolutionized the conceptualization of web-readiness. Without appropriate ROI metrics, bloatware metrics are forced to become collaborative, e-business, subscriber-defined. The C2B2B M&A monitoring factor can be summed up in one word: customer-directed. We will extend our capacity to iterate without reducing our power to grow. Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and OWL. Our feature set is second to none, but our customer-defined initiatives and simple configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We realize that if you implement perfectly then you may also architect vertically. What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We usually utilize resource-constrained methodologies. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's cycle! We always harness B2B applications. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current financial state of things! Without well-chosen deliverables, solutions are forced to become transparent. Floopr has revolutionized the idea of implementation. What does it really mean to incubate "dynamically"? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our bricks-and-clicks transparent accounting and newbie-proof operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple configuration. Our viral, value-added feature set is second to none, but our C2C2B research and development and newbie-proof operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not B2B2C. What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Think nano-impactful. Imagine a combination of RDF and OWL. Do you have a game plan to become dynamic? We will reintermediate the standard industry buzzword "strategic".