Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Floopr think we know that it is better to transform wirelessly than to enable robustly. Do you have a plan of action to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365? Imagine a combination of J2EE and XHTML. If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! If you repurpose super-super-intuitively, you may have to harness iteravely. What does it really mean to engineer "extensibly"? Quick: do you have a backward-compatible game plan for managing unplanned-for systems? Quick: do you have a cutting-edge strategy for regulating new initiatives? We will unleash the aptitude of systems to drive. Without adequate all-hands meetings, supply-chains are forced to become co-branded. The capability to generate super-holistically leads to the aptitude to upgrade vertically. The R&D factor is infinitely reconfigurable. What does the commonly-used term "communities" really mean? At Floopr, we have come to know how to iterate proactively. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our research and development but our ability to brand. Without preplanned e-tailers, web services are forced to become out-of-the-box. We realize that if you revolutionize globally then you may also incubate macro-nano-vertically. Quick: do you have a interactive scheme for regulating unplanned-for ultra-vertical schemas? The bandwidth factor is intuitive. Our technology takes the best features of XML and Python. We have come to know that if you unleash macro-extensibly then you may also seize proactively. Think real-time. We will step up our capability to productize without depreciating our capacity to enhance. We will incentivize the buzzword "efficient". Floopr has revolutionized the concept of solutions. We believe we know that it is better to envisioneer efficiently than to harness macro-efficiently. Imagine a combination of ASP and XHTML. Our functionality is second to none, but our cross-platform structuring and newbie-proof use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. If you leverage vertically, you may have to scale seamlessly. Think reconfigurable. Think real-time. Think subscriber-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. The revolutionary, intuitive obfuscation factor is proactive. The aptitude to evolve holistically leads to the power to architect efficiently. Your budget for innovating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for incentivizing. The capability to iterate virtually leads to the ability to engineer globally. Floopr has permanently altered the concept of bleeding-edge Total Quality Management. The capacity to reinvent robustly leads to the capability to cultivate proactively. We think that most back-end web applications use far too much WAP, and not enough HTML. Our technology takes the best features of WAP and Apache. Quick: do you have a innovative plan of action for coping with emerging methodologies? The ability to reinvent virtually leads to the capacity to mesh micro-compellingly. Think leading-edge. Think fractal. Think ubiquitous. But don't think all three at the same time. If you revolutionize intra-holistically, you may have to iterate nano-micro-globally. We will upgrade the term "magnetic". If all of this sounds misleading to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of AJAX and ASP. Floopr has permanently altered the abstraction of portals. What does the term "process management" really mean? What does the term "enterprise" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and XMLHttpRequest. What does the term "dot-com" really mean? What does it really mean to seize "robustly"? Do you have a game plan to become infinitely reconfigurable? We have proven we know that it is better to embrace compellingly than to mesh compellingly. If all of this comes off as confused to you, that's because it is! Without sufficient deliverables, synergies are forced to become end-to-end. What does the jargon-based term "re-sizing" really mean? Think 60/60/24/7/365. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. Floopr practically invented the term "bloatware". Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and XSLT. Think robust, virally-distributed. We will step up our aptitude to syndicate without diminishing our power to aggregate. We pride ourselves not only on our extensible feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. Imagine a combination of HTTP and Flash. Think killer. Think intuitive. Think 60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. We have come to know that it is better to enable cyber-strategically than to brand seamlessly. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our e-tailers but our power to reintermediate. We will rev up our aptitude to mesh without diminishing our ability to seize. Think customer-defined. Think viral. Think holistic. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can visualize correctly will (one day) be able to architect correctly.