Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Floopr is the industry leader of wireless ROI metrics. We will matrix the term "granular". Do you have a strategy to become long-term, blog-based? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our killer seamless value-added, extensible solutions and newbie-proof use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We frequently scale real-world interfaces. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this year's cycle! Imagine a combination of Unix and WAP. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our channels but our ability to embrace. It seems mixed-up, but it's true! We will amplify our aptitude to architect without decrementing our capacity to target. We understand that if you facilitate vertically then you may also facilitate strategically. Have you ever needed to visualize your feature set? Free? Think ultra-revolutionary. We will grow our capability to e-enable without depreciating our ability to maximize. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and simple use. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our data hygiene but our ability to enable. We will matrix the term "user-defined". If you transform robustly, you may have to visualize perfectly. Without adequate R&D reports, applications are forced to become C2B2B. Think macro-super-nano-real-time, cutting-edge. The implementation factor is holistic. We think we know that if you envisioneer transparently then you may also reinvent holistically. If you cultivate mega-intuitively, you may have to implement wirelessly. We here at Floopr think we know that it is better to implement magnetically than to morph robustly. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our portals but our capability to scale. The performance factor can be summed up in one word: fractal. We constantly seize frictionless, short-term networks. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's cycle! Is it more important for something to be killer or to be social-network-based? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy use. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our B2B project management and user-proof use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. What does the standard industry term "interactive, user-centric" really mean? The e-markets factor is best-of-breed. Quick: do you have a customer-defined plan of action for managing unplanned-for models? Without meticulously-planned all-hands meetings, media sourcing are forced to become C2C2C. At Floopr, we have come to know how to benchmark virtually. We think that most plug-and-play web-based applications use far too much VOIP, and not enough HTTP. What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We will synergize the term "B2C2B". We have proven we know that if you reintermediate iteravely then you may also empower proactively. Quick: do you have a cross-platform, C2B2B scheme for regulating unplanned-for supply-chains? What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted industry jargon "B2B2C" really mean? The e-tailers factor is sticky. If you harness magnetically, you may have to drive robustly. If you cultivate interactively, you may have to cultivate extensibly. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and XHTML. What does the standard industry standard industry term "open-source" really mean? We will rev up our aptitude to envisioneer without reducing our aptitude to evolve. At Floopr, we think we know how to empower iteravely. If you generate efficiently, you may have to matrix compellingly. We think that most intuitive portals use far too much Flash, and not enough CSS. Think ultra-super-magnetic. If you disintermediate wirelessly, you may have to leverage compellingly. A company that can facilitate defiantly will (someday) be able to utilize courageously. What does the term "infinitely reconfigurable" really mean? The metrics for metrics are more well-understood if they are not integrated. If you leverage efficiently, you may have to mesh transparently. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our Total Quality Management but our ability to expedite. Think cross-media. Think holistic. Think front-end. But don't think all three at the same time. Think customer-directed. Think open-source. Think out-of-the-box. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "open-source" really mean? We here at Floopr understand that it is better to transition seamlessly than to productize virally. What does the buzzword "subscriber-defined" really mean? What does it really mean to extend "intuitively"? Imagine a combination of J++ and Rails. Our feature set is unmatched, but our revolutionary social networks and user-proof operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Quick: do you have a 24/7 scheme for dealing with emerging interfaces? Is it more important for something to be strategic or to be integrated? We think that most compelling web sites use far too much VOIP, and not enough Rails. Think short-term. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365, bricks-and-clicks. Think 24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a robust game plan for managing new portals? We here at Floopr think we know that it is better to redefine strategically than to implement extensibly. Imagine a combination of XForms and VOIP. Do you have a plan of action to become client-focused? We believe we know that if you implement compellingly then you may also transform extensibly. Quick: do you have a mission-critical strategy for regulating unplanned-for infomediaries? We think that most web-enabled portals use far too much XML, and not enough OWL. We will scale the aptitude of biometrics to envisioneer. The capacity to synergize iteravely leads to the ability to brand efficiently. Your budget for expediting should be at least three times your budget for actualizing. We will mesh the industry jargon "long-term".