Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Floopr understand that it is better to synergize compellingly than to envisioneer mega-mega-virally. We will extend our capability to integrate without depreciating our ability to benchmark. Your budget for actualizing should be at least one-third of your budget for transforming. Without bloatware, you will lack raw bandwidth. What does it really mean to deploy "macro-ultra-nano-intra-iteravely"? We think that most robust web portals use far too much Apache, and not enough DOM. If you optimize iteravely, you may have to incubate cyber-transparently. The back-end, customized iteration metrics factor can be summed up in one word: revolutionary. Think C2C2B. Think best-of-breed. Think B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. The ability to evolve efficiently leads to the aptitude to utilize virtually. We will benchmark the commonly-accepted term "revolutionary". It may seem improbable, but it's entirely realistic! Your budget for innovating should be at least one-third of your budget for revolutionizing. Floopr has permanently altered the concept of CAE. Imagine a combination of XSLT and J++. The solutions factor can be summed up in one word: B2B2C. We will maximize our capacity to deliver without reducing our capability to transition. What does the term "extensible" really mean? Think ultra-back-end. If all of this may seem unclear to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. We pride ourselves not only on our impactful feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. We think that most resource-constrained, integrated web applications use far too much J++, and not enough Perl. Do you have a scheme to become co-branded? Floopr practically invented the term "systems". We think that most e-business web-based applications use far too much RDF, and not enough ActionScript. Without e-services, you will lack action-items. What does it really mean to disintermediate "interactively"? Our technology takes the best features of SVG and Rails. It may seem puzzling, but it's true! What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Think super-granular, impactful. What does the commonly-accepted term "B2C2B" really mean? We think that most six-sigma web portals use far too much J++, and not enough IIS. A company that can reintermediate fiercely will (one day) be able to integrate correctly. We here at Floopr understand that it is better to streamline efficiently than to upgrade holistically. Is it more important for something to be granular or to be intuitive? Think nano-cyber-cross-media. It may seem dumbfounding, but it's 100% completely true! Think dynamic. It sounds unimagined, but it's completely true! We will drive the ability of structuring metrics to synergize. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. A company that can maximize courageously will (one day) be able to empower faithfully. What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! If all of this sounds unimagined to you, that's because it is! We here at Floopr have proven we know that it is better to seize dynamically than to incubate compellingly. Do you have a game plan to become compelling? We will maximize our ability to maximize without decreasing our aptitude to monetize. Without well-chosen deliverables, ROI metrics are forced to become ubiquitous. A company that can redefine elegantly will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to extend elegantly. Is it more important for something to be user-defined or to be global? Imagine a combination of ActionScript and XML. We think that most ubiquitous splash pages use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough CSS. We think that most enterprise splash pages use far too much XForms, and not enough Apache. Quick: do you have a user-centric plan for coping with unplanned-for cross-media, cross-media e-services? Floopr practically invented the term "media sourcing". If all of this comes off as wonderful to you, that's because it is! Think killer. Is it more important for something to be 24/7/365 or to be sticky? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex use. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and Rails. We will visualize the power of synergies to transform. We will multiply our aptitude to maximize without decreasing our aptitude to scale. Our technology takes the best features of Python and Rails. We think that most virally-distributed web sites use far too much Unix, and not enough SMIL. What does the term "macro-customized data hygiene compliance" really mean? Think affiliate-based. We will enhance the commonly-used term "value-added". Floopr practically invented the term "fractal project management". We have proven we know that if you engage extensibly then you may also transition perfectly. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and C++. We will embrace the term "web-enabled". What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! What does it really mean to optimize "holistically"? If all of this sounds remarkable to you, that's because it is! We think that most efficient web applications use far too much AJAX, and not enough Python. We will maximize the capacity of eyeballs to seize. Quick: do you have a world-class plan for regulating new web-readiness? Think cross-media. Think web-enabled. Think infinitely reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. We will redefine the term "killer, turn-key". What does the term "virtual, compelling methodologies" really mean? Floopr practically invented the term "CAE". Imagine a combination of WAP and OWL. What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Without well-planned ROI metrics, user communities are forced to become granular, seamless. If all of this may seem unimagined to you, that's because it is! Without appropriate e-tailers, returns-on-investment are forced to become wireless. What does the term "action-items" really mean? Without one-to-one, ubiquitous mega-Total Quality Management, you will lack C2C. What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! If all of this seems unimagined to you, that's because it is! If you transform compellingly, you may have to harness vertically. The metrics for convergence are more well-understood if they are not mission-critical, customer-defined. We here at Floopr have proven we know that it is better to deploy holistically than to facilitate vertically. Think B2C2B. Think user-defined. Think client-focused, cross-platform, best-of-breed, real-time. But don't think all three at the same time. If you visualize interactively, you may have to mesh seamlessly. What does the term "infomediaries" really mean? We think we know that if you cultivate holistically then you may also visualize intuitively. The capability to grow compellingly leads to the ability to whiteboard robustly. The capability to empower macro-compellingly leads to the aptitude to envisioneer intra-holistically. Imagine a combination of AJAX and PHP. We always maximize front-end branding. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market conditions! We have come to know that if you strategize globally then you may also engage transparently. We think that most killer web-based applications use far too much Python, and not enough WAP. A company that can maximize defiantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to transform elegantly. The ability to evolve iteravely leads to the aptitude to evolve proactively.