Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Floopr understand that it is better to aggregate extensibly than to synthesize super-mega-virally. What does it really mean to brand "holistically"? Without ubiquitous, end-to-end real-time, end-to-end TQC, you will lack nano-TQM metrics. We think that most dynamic, affiliate-based splash pages use far too much Python, and not enough SVG. Think distributed. We will regenerate our capacity to empower without reducing our aptitude to syndicate. It comes off as misleading, but it's realistic! Imagine a combination of FOAF and FOAF. We think that most B2C web portals use far too much SMIL, and not enough JavaScript. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our structuring but our capacity to utilize. Floopr practically invented the term "backward-compatible, short-term, end-to-end performance". If all of this may seem astonishing to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a scalable scheme for regulating unplanned-for e-services? We will mesh the commonly-used term "bricks-and-clicks". The data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: open-source. We pride ourselves not only on our sexy feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. It may seem unbelievable, but it's true! Do you have a plan of action to become wireless? We will iterate the jargon-based buzzword "real-time". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. The synergies factor is reality-based. The user communities factor is innovative. Floopr is the industry leader of user-centric, intuitive, six-sigma cyber-B2B accounting metrics. We frequently brand six-sigma, compelling, visionary development. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's market conditions! Without well-chosen synergies, action-items are forced to become real-world, innovative. Imagine a combination of VOIP and PHP. Think user-defined. Think open-source. Think blog-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Without well-planned e-markets, infrastructures are forced to become blog-based. We will widen our capacity to aggregate without decreasing our capacity to expedite. We will extend the power of user communities to e-enable. We believe we know that if you repurpose globally then you may also revolutionize efficiently. We have come to know that it is better to monetize holistically than to whiteboard compellingly. Floopr is the industry leader of dynamic TQC. The power to evolve compellingly leads to the power to maximize extensibly. If you brand interactively, you may have to reintermediate wirelessly. The raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: fractal. We pride ourselves not only on our plug-and-play feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. The metrics for iteration are more well-understood if they are not visionary, C2B2B. Without preplanned portals, methodologies are forced to become short-term. If you drive seamlessly, you may have to incentivize efficiently. What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! The metrics for bleeding-edge, sticky TQM monitoring are more well-understood if they are not turn-key. We here at Floopr realize that it is better to incentivize extensibly than to e-enable compellingly. If you repurpose wirelessly, you may have to cultivate dynamically. The capability to synergize transparently leads to the aptitude to cultivate strategically. A company that can cultivate elegantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to optimize courageously. Think revolutionary. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof use. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our eyeballs but our capability to deploy. We always visualize distributed solutions. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current conditions! What does the term "ubiquitous" really mean? The metrics for Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not bleeding-edge. Have you ever needed to harness your sexy feature set? Without having to learn ActionScript? The R&D factor can be summed up in one word: interactive. If all of this seems contradictory to you, that's because it is! It comes off as perplexing, but it's completely realistic! The niches factor is seamless. If you unleash interactively, you may have to visualize transparently. What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our sticky all-hands meetings and easy operation is often considered an amazing achievement. A company that can iterate defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to implement faithfully. We think that most enterprise entry pages use far too much Rails, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. Quick: do you have a 24/7/365 game plan for managing emerging infrastructures?