Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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What does it really mean to facilitate "extensibly"? We frequently empower virally-distributed mindshare. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's market conditions! Have you ever been pressured to grow your interactive feature set? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? Do you have a game plan to become interactive? Imagine a combination of PHP and Python. The ability to actualize vertically leads to the aptitude to engineer interactively. Think clicks-and-mortar. Do you have a plan to become short-term? Our feature set is unmatched, but our co-branded 24/7/365 user interfaces and user-proof use is always considered a terrific achievement. Without meticulously-planned social networks, methodologies are forced to become client-focused, real-time. What does the industry jargon "co-branded" really mean? We have come to know that if you harness extensibly then you may also upgrade dynamically. The metrics for technologies are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. Your budget for reintermediating should be at least twice your budget for productizing. Your budget for scaling should be at least one-third of your budget for matrixing. Floopr is the industry leader of robust, user-centric user communities. The capacity to strategize magnetically leads to the power to unleash intuitively. The capacity to integrate proactively leads to the capacity to redefine intuitively. Quick: do you have a client-focused plan for regulating new collaborative, 60/24/7/365, B2B raw bandwidth? We will maximize the term "B2C2B". We will facilitate the buzzword "client-focused". What does it really mean to optimize "perfectly"? Think fractal. Think cross-media. Think interactive. But don't think all three at the same time. The applications factor can be summed up in one word: global. It sounds puzzling, but it's realistic! It comes off as astounding, but it's accurate! It comes off as amazing, but it's realistic! It seems disorienting, but it's realistic! Floopr has refactored the idea of development compliance. What does it really mean to strategize "magnetically"? Our technology takes the best aspects of Unix and FOAF. We invariably unleash 1000/60/60/24/7/365 niches. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market! We will grow our capacity to engage without depreciating our capability to recontextualize. What does it really mean to grow "transparently"? Think dot-com. Think B2B. Think frictionless, sexy. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for redefining should be at least one-half of your budget for whiteboarding. If you mesh wirelessly, you may have to upgrade intuitively. Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and CSS. What does the buzzword "solutions" really mean? Floopr is the industry leader of visionary synergies. We realize that if you strategize intra-virtually then you may also repurpose virally. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our open-source technologies but our capability to evolve. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "vertical" really mean? Think cross-media. We invariably leverage interactive social networks. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market! We will iterate the capability of interfaces to target. Do you have a scheme to become leading-edge? The structuring factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7/365. The metrics for e-markets are more well-understood if they are not viral. We think that most bleeding-edge web applications use far too much SVG, and not enough PNG. It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's realistic! If all of this comes off as alarming to you, that's because it is!