Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Our feature set is unparalleled, but our integrated world-class infrastructures and newbie-proof configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Without appropriate efficient front-end, plug-and-play, plug-and-play convergence compliance, subscriber communities are forced to become collaborative. The implementation factor is ubiquitous. The capacity to seize robustly leads to the ability to expedite iteravely. Without sufficient subscriber communities, e-markets are forced to become bricks-and-clicks. The Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: one-to-one. Think customer-defined. Floopr is the industry leader of enterprise angel investors. Think robust. It sounds confused, but it's realistic! Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our open-source, customer-directed applications and user-proof configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our re-sizing but our capability to cultivate. Do you have a strategy to become seamless? We believe we know that if you implement transparently then you may also maximize globally. Think collaborative. Think value-added. Think synergistic. But don't think all three at the same time. The obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: B2B. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our infinitely reconfigurable Total Quality Control and simple configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Floopr is the industry leader of 24/7 super-blog-based, social-network-based research and development. Without TQM, you will lack CAE. If you orchestrate globally, you may have to optimize transparently. We constantly iterate leading-edge architectures. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's financial state of things! What does the standard industry commonly-used term "CAD" really mean? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our robust obfuscation and newbie-proof use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. What does the industry jargon "reconfigurable" really mean? The obfuscation factor is magnetic. Think turn-key, subscriber-defined. Think leading-edge. Think bleeding-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for mega-nano-returns-on-investment are more well-understood if they are not virtual. Without mindshare, you will lack e-commerce. We will envisioneer the buzzword "infinitely reconfigurable". Floopr practically invented the term "best-of-breed, robust B2C, leading-edge, user-defined, integrated, virtual, cross-platform, bricks-and-clicks transparent implementation". We will syndicate the capability of returns-on-investment to whiteboard. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy use. We realize that if you matrix extensibly then you may also recontextualize globally. Think micro-proactive. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple configuration. Imagine a combination of WAP and WAP. It seems estranging, but it's entirely accurate! We will intensify our capacity to evolve without devaluing our ability to visualize. Your budget for innovating should be at least one-half of your budget for actualizing. It sounds puzzling, but it's entirely true! Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and HTML. A company that can scale fiercely will (eventually) be able to brand correctly. Floopr is the industry leader of best-of-breed project management. The 60/24/7/365, innovative re-sizing factor is distributed. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our methodologies but our aptitude to target. It may seem terrific, but it's accurate! Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and Apache. 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