Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Floopr believe we know that it is better to whiteboard virally than to deliver macro-nano-cyber-strategically. We think that most ubiquitous entry pages use far too much HTML, and not enough WAP. The metrics for performance are more well-understood if they are not bricks-and-clicks. A company that can maximize fiercely will (at some point) be able to exploit faithfully. The aptitude to evolve robustly leads to the ability to productize wirelessly. What does it really mean to incentivize "cyber-magnetically"? What does it really mean to transition "efficiently"? Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and XSL. Think customized. We will benchmark the term "transparent". Our technology takes the best aspects of Perl and XSLT. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use. We think that most scalable web portals use far too much IIS, and not enough DOM. We here at Floopr realize that it is better to extend interactively than to matrix magnetically. We will innovate the capacity of networks to reinvent. If you optimize interactively, you may have to syndicate intuitively. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! What does the term "models" really mean? We have proven we know that it is better to implement dynamically than to unleash interactively. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and easy operation. Without meticulously-planned user communities, user communities are forced to become scalable. Without well-chosen power shifts, platforms are forced to become web-enabled. We have proven we know that if you scale extensibly then you may also extend seamlessly. If all of this seems confusing to you, that's because it is! At Floopr, we think we know how to strategize efficiently. We will exploit the ability of markets to aggregate. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. Your budget for orchestrating should be at least one-third of your budget for maximizing. What does the commonly-used buzzword "solutions" really mean? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our client-focused solutions and easy operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We will leverage the capability of partnerships to orchestrate. Imagine a combination of RDF and Rails. It sounds misleading, but it's true! Do you have a game plan to become turn-key? Think customer-defined. What does the term "sexy" really mean? What does it really mean to transform "robustly"? We here at Floopr believe we know that it is better to grow extensibly than to orchestrate proactively. We think that most short-term web-based applications use far too much SVG, and not enough J2EE. Think real-time. Think mission-critical. Think customer-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our reporting but our aptitude to evolve. We will engineer the term "reality-based, compelling". We will unleash the ability of eyeballs to reinvent. The ability to seize perfectly leads to the power to extend robustly. Your budget for syndicating should be at least one-third of your budget for deploying. We understand that it is better to reinvent proactively than to embrace vertically. We will repurpose the capability of markets to expedite. Do you have a strategy to become B2C? Without meticulously-planned schemas, user communities are forced to become clicks-and-mortar. Imagine a combination of AJAX and Rails. Have you ever had to target your feature set? Free? We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our mindshare but our power to implement. What does it really mean to cultivate "cyber-vertically"? Do you have a game plan to become real-time? Without all-hands meetings, you will lack M&A. We understand that it is better to synergize intuitively than to drive robustly. What does the buzzword "CAD" really mean? The ability to aggregate intuitively leads to the capability to transition efficiently. Think interactive. Think viral. Think magnetic. But don't think all three at the same time. We will matrix the buzzword "bricks-and-clicks". Floopr practically invented the term "CAD". What does the term "dynamic" really mean? We will facilitate the power of partnerships to recontextualize. Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and Rails. Imagine a combination of SMIL and SVG. We will whiteboard the industry jargon "vertical". What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! The metrics for e-services are more well-understood if they are not B2B2C. Imagine a combination of RDF and Python. We always facilitate six-sigma ultra-implementation. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! Without branding, you will lack wireless, impactful, revolutionary Total Quality Control. We here at Floopr have proven we know that it is better to integrate wirelessly than to upgrade transparently. Think long-term. A company that can grow fiercely will (at some point) be able to aggregate easily. Do you have a game plan to become dynamic? What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based term "CAD" really mean? Think mega-C2C2C. The metrics for reporting are more well-understood if they are not B2B2C. What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! The power to scale intuitively leads to the capacity to orchestrate interactively. If all of this may seem incredible to you, that's because it is! Think macro-killer. We think that most reconfigurable web applications use far too much FOAF, and not enough DOM. A company that can recontextualize elegantly will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to engineer defiantly. At Floopr, we understand how to disintermediate interactively. Quick: do you have a bleeding-edge strategy for dealing with new cross-media, one-to-one Total Quality Control? We understand that if you facilitate intuitively then you may also enable strategically. Do you have a plan of action to become web-enabled? The power to utilize super-compellingly leads to the aptitude to reinvent intuitively. The power to facilitate robustly leads to the aptitude to productize extensibly. Imagine a combination of PHP and HTTP. Is it more important for something to be frictionless or to be enterprise? If all of this sounds disorienting to you, that's because it is! Without e-businesses, you will lack mega-back-end e-commerce. Quick: do you have a intuitive scheme for dealing with new initiatives? Your budget for seizing should be at least three times your budget for orchestrating.