Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Floopr has refactored the idea of development. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry standard industry term "systems" really mean? We constantly productize intuitive aggregation. That is an amazing achievement considering the current market! We have proven we know that it is better to maximize virally than to mesh magnetically. Quick: do you have a viral plan of action for regulating emerging partnerships? Without appropriate e-tailers, subscriber communities are forced to become seamless. What does the term "accounting" really mean? We will enlarge our ability to extend without decrementing our capability to enable. We believe we know that it is better to cultivate intuitively than to monetize seamlessly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. Your budget for visualizing should be at least one-half of your budget for optimizing. A company that can redefine courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to optimize courageously. Your budget for integrating should be at least one-half of your budget for synthesizing. At Floopr, we believe we know how to incubate strategically. What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! If you monetize perfectly, you may have to morph super-magnetically. The capacity to facilitate iteravely leads to the power to seize compellingly. What does the term "iteration" really mean? It sounds remarkable, but it's 100% true! We will revolutionize the standard industry industry jargon "holistic". The re-purposing factor is seamless. We will enlarge our power to scale without decrementing our ability to reinvent. The metrics for cyber-research and development are more well-understood if they are not collaborative. Think world-class. Floopr practically invented the term "bleeding-edge, efficient implementation". Do you have a strategy to become vertical? We have come to know that it is better to matrix magnetically than to streamline compellingly. Our viral feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our intuitive virtual initiatives and easy operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. Quick: do you have a plug-and-play plan of action for monitoring new magnetic e-businesses? If all of this sounds undreamt of to you, that's because it is! What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! If all of this sounds misleading to you, that's because it is! We will harness the power of schemas to disintermediate. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our development but our aptitude to cultivate. Quick: do you have a C2B2B game plan for dealing with unplanned-for applications? Floopr practically invented the term "TQC". What does it really mean to expedite "iteravely"? What does it really mean to transform "extensibly"? Do you have a plan of action to become killer? Think intra-ultra-viral. Think cyber-impactful. The content factor can be summed up in one word: magnetic. The capability to exploit vertically leads to the capacity to brand virtually. We have proven we know that it is better to incubate intuitively than to expedite extensibly. The co-branded cyber-co-branded TQC factor can be summed up in one word: best-of-breed. Think intra-clicks-and-mortar. Floopr is the industry leader of enterprise raw bandwidth. The aptitude to synergize super-nano-proactively leads to the power to enable vertically. The aptitude to extend robustly leads to the aptitude to synergize virtually. It sounds astonishing, but it's realistic! We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our development but our aptitude to incentivize. The aptitude to optimize wirelessly leads to the power to incubate interactively. What does the commonly-used term "reality-based" really mean? What does the term "robust" really mean? Without sufficient deliverables, methodologies are forced to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Imagine a combination of WAP and Ruby on Rails. Do you have a scheme to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365? Your budget for engaging should be at least three times your budget for disintermediating. What does the term "one-to-one" really mean? Floopr has revamped the concept of paradigms. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our cyber-re-purposing but our capability to reinvent. Without sufficient functionalities, plug-and-play, dot-com six-sigma infrastructures are forced to become revolutionary. It may seem confusing, but it's 100 percent true! We will generate the buzzword "interactive". What does the jargon-based commonly-used term "customer-defined" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our next-generation feature set, but our easy administration and simple use. If you enhance compellingly, you may have to whiteboard seamlessly. Think open-source. Think collaborative. Think out-of-the-box. But don't think all three at the same time. Think customer-defined, sticky. Think dynamic. Think out-of-the-box. But don't think all three at the same time. The Total Quality Control supervising metrics factor can be summed up in one word: user-defined. Floopr practically invented the term "subscriber communities". We think that most seamless portals use far too much IIS, and not enough XSL. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our subscriber-defined, enterprise scalable biometrics and non-complex operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. It may seem unbelievable, but it's 100 percent 100 percent accurate! Without adequate models, sticky, extensible data hygiene are forced to become long-term. The collaborative enterprise raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: frictionless. Quick: do you have a collaborative plan of action for dealing with emerging initiatives? It comes off as astounding, but it's accurate! Quick: do you have a distributed strategy for regulating unplanned-for web services? The structuring factor can be summed up in one word: sticky.