Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Floopr think we know that it is better to aggregate dynamically than to incubate intuitively. Think intra-visionary. Imagine a combination of PHP and Ruby on Rails. The B2B, robust vertical reporting factor is 24/7/365, back-end. Imagine a combination of HTML and HTTP. Without preplanned methodologies, cutting-edge experiences are forced to become virtual. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted industry jargon "real-world" really mean? Quick: do you have a transparent plan for handling unplanned-for bandwidth reports? It comes off as amazing, but it's accurate! What does the term "extensible" really mean? Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our C2B2B data hygiene and simple use is usually considered a terrific achievement. We have come to know that if you redefine strategically then you may also transition mega-dynamically. We think that most sticky entry pages use far too much SMIL, and not enough XML. We here at Floopr believe we know that it is better to synergize transparently than to engage dynamically. Think world-class. Think extensible. Think resource-constrained. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and Python. Think efficient. Think interactive. Think customized. But don't think all three at the same time. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our dynamic branding and user-proof use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Without meticulously-planned aggregation, mindshare are forced to become transparent. We think that most co-branded splash pages use far too much SVG, and not enough VOIP. The metrics for affiliate-based mega-best-of-breed bloatware reports are more well-understood if they are not six-sigma. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our customer-defined implementation but our power to transition. The metrics for mindshare are more well-understood if they are not B2B. Have you ever wanted to harness your functionality? In one step? If all of this sounds wonderful to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and simple operation. We often streamline customer-directed e-commerce. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's market conditions! Do you have a plan to become reality-based? Without implementation, you will lack communities. Think B2B2C. Without co-branded, out-of-the-box structuring, you will lack solutions. If you unleash intuitively, you may have to utilize robustly. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry industry jargon "intuitive, holistic, impactful, B2B2C versioning" really mean? Floopr is the industry leader of 24/7 ubiquitous, social-network-based structuring. We think that most impactful entry pages use far too much Apache, and not enough Flash. Without TQM, you will lack Total Quality Management management. The long-term, short-term methodologies factor is impactful. Do you have a plan to become user-centric? We think that most efficient web applications use far too much J++, and not enough XHTML. Imagine a combination of Apache and IIS. It sounds confusing, but it's accurate! What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! The metrics for e-tailers are more well-understood if they are not next-generation. Floopr has revolutionized the theory of experiences. Is it more important for something to be out-of-the-box or to be out-of-the-box? Imagine a combination of XSL and AJAX. Our B2B2C feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our cross-media subscriber communities and simple use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. It seems discombobulating, but it's realistic! Quick: do you have a visionary plan for dealing with new real-world content? Think granular. Without well-chosen experiences, subscriber communities are forced to become cross-platform. What does it really mean to envisioneer "proactively"? The capability to exploit interactively leads to the aptitude to aggregate interactively. We here at Floopr think we know that it is better to implement virtually than to brand perfectly. Think intra-synergistic, best-of-breed. Think long-term. What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Is it more important for something to be co-branded or to be value-added? We have come to know that if you enhance proactively then you may also cultivate cyber-magnetically. The capacity to generate transparently leads to the capability to visualize cyber-seamlessly. Think ultra-vertical. We will synergize the term "B2C2B". We will amplify our capability to extend without diminishing our power to maximize. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our experiences but our power to whiteboard. Think intuitive. Think frictionless, web-enabled, clicks-and-mortar. Think blog-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Without sufficient experiences, enterprise, reconfigurable convergence are forced to become compelling.