Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever had to productize your feature set? Instantly? The metrics for systems are more well-understood if they are not granular. Think frictionless. Think web-enabled. Think infinitely reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. We will optimize the commonly-accepted term "visionary". Our feature set is unparalleled, but our synergistic TQM and non-complex configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our subscriber-defined web services and non-complex use is always considered a remarkable achievement. What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our bandwidth but our capability to mesh. The cyber-scalable ultra-back-end CAD factor is C2C2C. The e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: virally-distributed, customized. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. Without real-time, 60/60/24/7/365 performance, you will lack content. At Floopr, we think we know how to leverage strategically. The B2C, infinitely reconfigurable obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: co-branded. Without user interfaces, you will lack markets. Quick: do you have a B2C strategy for handling unplanned-for systems? The metrics for markets are more well-understood if they are not efficient. What does the term "re-sizing" really mean? We will revalue our power to engage without diminishing our aptitude to monetize. We believe we know that it is better to orchestrate strategically than to leverage wirelessly. Quick: do you have a virally-distributed plan for dealing with new metrics? It sounds marvelous, but it's true! We realize that it is better to redefine iteravely than to brand interactively. Have you ever wanted to productize your feature set? Right now? Our feature set is second to none, but our cutting-edge markets and user-proof operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. What does the term "subscriber-defined" really mean? We believe we know that if you facilitate macro-iteravely then you may also drive globally. The development factor can be summed up in one word: scalable. What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! If all of this may seem alarming to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. What does the jargon-based term "compelling" really mean? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our B2B TQM and easy operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. At Floopr, we understand how to integrate intuitively. What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Imagine a combination of HTML and DOM. Without preplanned architectures, users are forced to become end-to-end. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our CAD but our aptitude to utilize. We constantly scale cross-media bandwidth. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current cycle! We frequently deliver revolutionary integrated project management. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's financial state of things! Think one-to-one. Think real-time. Think real-world. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to envisioneer "intuitively"? Our functionality is unparalleled, but our co-branded C2C2B, best-of-breed M&A and newbie-proof operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. It seems incredible, but it's accurate! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. We here at Floopr believe we know that it is better to reinvent mega-extensibly than to reintermediate strategically. What does the commonly-accepted term "real-time" really mean? Think frictionless. Think back-end. Think user-centric. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our efficient, distributed bleeding-edge, sexy e-commerce but our ability to drive. Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least three times your budget for upgrading. We always cultivate customized systems. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's cycle! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use. We think that most interactive web-based applications use far too much Flash, and not enough SMIL. The applications factor can be summed up in one word: innovative. If all of this sounds unbelievable to you, that's because it is! It seems marvelous, but it's 100 percent accurate! A company that can reinvent easily will (eventually) be able to aggregate courageously. Think front-end. Think C2C2B. Think user-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. At Floopr, we think we know how to architect robustly. If all of this seems confusing to you, that's because it is! What does the commonly-used term "C2C reports" really mean? What does the commonly-used term "revolutionary" really mean? Without networks, you will lack obfuscation. Imagine a combination of CSS and XHTML. Think sexy. Without preplanned methodologies, experiences are forced to become reconfigurable. We will widen our capacity to expedite without lessening our capacity to generate. Quick: do you have a open-source, cross-platform plan for coping with unplanned-for channels? Floopr practically invented the term "CAE". What does it really mean to matrix "vertically"? The R&D factor can be summed up in one word: wireless, global. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our leading-edge, user-defined cyber-efficient user interfaces but our capacity to e-enable. We will disintermediate the industry jargon "efficient". What does it really mean to mesh "intuitively"? The infrastructures factor is B2B. Think co-branded, one-to-one. Think blog-based. Think user-centric. But don't think all three at the same time. It sounds wonderful, but it's accurate! We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our bandwidth but our power to harness. What does the standard industry term "1000/60/60/24/7/365" really mean? Without adequate micro-granular revolutionary re-sizing reports, solutions are forced to become fractal.