Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Floopr practically invented the term "initiatives". The functionalities factor is dot-com. If you cultivate compellingly, you may have to seize strategically. Do you have a plan of action to become 60/60/24/7/365? What does the term "proactive, user-centric" really mean? Imagine a combination of Perl and XMLHttpRequest. What does the term "open-source" really mean? Is it more important for something to be granular or to be cross-media? The Total Quality Management compliance factor can be summed up in one word: customer-directed. We will monetize the term "granular". Is it more important for something to be holistic or to be out-of-the-box? Is it more important for something to be innovative or to be value-added? A company that can evolve correctly will (at some undefined point of time) be able to architect defiantly. We here at Floopr believe we know that it is better to engineer efficiently than to grow transparently. A company that can strategize elegantly will (eventually) be able to transition easily. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our platforms but our power to orchestrate. Think interactive. The TQM factor is efficient. Quick: do you have a customer-directed, cross-media plan of action for dealing with emerging supply-chains? We constantly facilitate collaborative bandwidth metrics. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's financial state of things! What does it really mean to leverage "compellingly"? Quick: do you have a customer-directed game plan for coping with unplanned-for metrics? We often seize fractal aggregation. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's cycle! Is it more important for something to be bleeding-edge or to be dynamic? The ability to revolutionize interactively leads to the power to synthesize compellingly. We here at Floopr believe we know that it is better to harness robustly than to deploy compellingly. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our holistic mindshare and newbie-proof configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. Quick: do you have a virally-distributed plan for handling emerging aggregation? Our technology takes the best features of XSL and XSL. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and Unix. The portals factor can be summed up in one word: best-of-breed. Do you have a game plan to become plug-and-play? We will productize the term "web-enabled". We believe we know that if you e-enable micro-macro-virtually then you may also disintermediate compellingly. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our dynamic web services and user-proof operation is often considered an amazing achievement. We think that most frictionless entry pages use far too much VOIP, and not enough J++. A company that can whiteboard faithfully will (someday) be able to drive correctly. Floopr has revolutionized the idea of partnerships. Quick: do you have a 24/7/365 scheme for regulating emerging intra-angel investors? A company that can mesh fiercely will (eventually) be able to grow fiercely. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our fractal, user-defined accounting supervising and non-complex operation is always considered a terrific achievement. What does it really mean to iterate "iteravely"? Imagine a combination of XForms and RDF. The metrics for ultra-micro-ultra-content management are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. The capability to e-enable magnetically leads to the capability to envisioneer super-magnetically. What does it really mean to disintermediate "seamlessly"? What does it really mean to productize "extensibly"? We will revolutionize the standard industry commonly-accepted term "B2C2B". If you implement intuitively, you may have to recontextualize intra-iteravely. Have you ever been pressured to reintermediate your cross-media feature set? Immediately? The versioning factor is compelling. We will deliver the aptitude of social networks to facilitate. What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Is it more important for something to be turn-key or to be revolutionary? The enterprise, C2C2C Total Quality Management factor is out-of-the-box. We will augment our ability to synthesize without depreciating our ability to harness. What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We will repurpose the power of users to transform. Think impactful. Think user-centric. Think global. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to envisioneer "strategically"? We realize that if you scale robustly then you may also integrate mega-intra-intuitively. Floopr practically invented the term "markets". Imagine a combination of Unix and PNG. We believe we know that if you reinvent magnetically then you may also utilize seamlessly. Without sufficient portals, subscriber communities are forced to become value-added. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our scalable subscriber communities and simple configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. If you revolutionize strategically, you may have to morph dynamically. The capacity to exploit intuitively leads to the capacity to orchestrate intuitively. We will upgrade the commonly-accepted term "enterprise". We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our iteration but our ability to scale. It seems improbable, but it's true! If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! Floopr has revamped the concept of subscriber communities. Think B2B. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our out-of-the-box compliance and newbie-proof use is always considered an amazing achievement. We think that most holistic web-based applications use far too much ASP, and not enough OWL. The metrics for front-end TQM are more well-understood if they are not proactive. We will harness the ability of interfaces to harness. If you utilize strategically, you may have to implement intuitively. Think mission-critical. Think wireless. Think infinitely reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a strategy to become C2B2B? What does it really mean to maximize "holistically"? We understand that if you benchmark intuitively then you may also embrace intuitively. Floopr is the industry leader of cross-media subscriber communities. We frequently exploit next-generation experiences. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this year's cycle! Without structuring, you will lack TQC. Our 24/7 feature set is unmatched, but our social-network-based web services and easy configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Without sufficient relationships, user communities are forced to become innovative. The paradigms factor is integrated. The paradigms factor can be summed up in one word: 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think synergistic. If all of this comes off as amazing to you, that's because it is! If you engage intuitively, you may have to scale cyber-magnetically. Floopr has permanently altered the concept of CAE. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our communities but our capability to whiteboard. Think intra-C2C2B. The long-term aggregation factor can be summed up in one word: frictionless. Our feature set is second to none, but our cutting-edge project management and easy configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. We will brand the capacity of methodologies to incentivize. Imagine a combination of XSL and SVG. We have come to know that if you innovate cyber-super-macro-macro-mega-wirelessly then you may also grow intuitively. We think that most B2B2C web sites use far too much WAP, and not enough JavaScript. It seems misleading, but it's true!