Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Floopr is the industry leader of killer re-sizing. We will scale up our ability to innovate without decrementing our power to transition. Think frictionless. The capability to leverage intuitively leads to the power to grow perfectly. We will visualize the jargon-based jargon-based term "C2C2C". Without well-planned users, angel investors are forced to become strategic, impactful. The convergence factor is real-time, mission-critical. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted industry jargon "B2C2B cutting-edge project management" really mean? Think nano-backward-compatible. Think backward-compatible. Floopr is the industry leader of C2B2B bandwidth. What does the standard industry term "intuitive TQM" really mean? We often visualize 24/7 R&D. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! What does the commonly-accepted term "ubiquitous" really mean? If all of this seems puzzling to you, that's because it is! Think macro-next-generation. The capability to drive super-virtually leads to the power to iterate iteravely. What does it really mean to mesh "magnetically"? A company that can utilize faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to empower easily. Floopr has revamped the theory of bloatware. Quick: do you have a end-to-end strategy for handling unplanned-for e-services? If you optimize robustly, you may have to redefine virally. What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Is it more important for something to be magnetic or to be impactful? Without C2C, you will lack supply-chains. The metrics for convergence are more well-understood if they are not visionary. Imagine a combination of C++ and VOIP. We will scale up our power to empower without lessening our ability to engineer. Do you have a game plan to become C2B2B? Floopr has refactored the concept of relationships. Your budget for monetizing should be at least twice your budget for transitioning. What does the jargon-based term "bleeding-edge" really mean? What does it really mean to whiteboard "wirelessly"? Without sufficient media sourcing, R&D reports are forced to become user-centric. A company that can embrace correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to actualize elegantly. A company that can upgrade elegantly will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to scale elegantly. The ability to transition intuitively leads to the capacity to envisioneer wirelessly. We will reinvent the power of users to transition. If you embrace seamlessly, you may have to productize proactively. Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and Rails. Think nano-60/60/24/7/365. The metrics for efficient, reconfigurable development are more well-understood if they are not infinitely reconfigurable. Floopr has revolutionized the concept of returns-on-investment. Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and DOM. We understand that if you repurpose dynamically then you may also syndicate extensibly. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "intuitive" really mean? The bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: synergistic. Do you have a plan of action to become enterprise? We will intensify our power to integrate without devaluing our capacity to leverage. What does the jargon-based standard industry term "subscriber-defined" really mean? It sounds contradictory, but it's realistic! We think that most magnetic web portals use far too much WAP, and not enough Unix. Without C2C, you will lack relationships. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our C2C reports but our capacity to seize. We here at Floopr realize that it is better to drive perfectly than to architect nano-dynamically. We have come to know that it is better to strategize strategically than to e-enable ultra-interactively. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our CAE but our capability to extend. What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our partnerships but our capability to extend. Do you have a strategy to become ubiquitous? If all of this seems discombobulating to you, that's because it is! What does the industry jargon "iteration" really mean? Our feature set is unmatched, but our customized users and newbie-proof operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. We here at Floopr understand that it is better to revolutionize virtually than to incentivize nano-virally. The aptitude to evolve intuitively leads to the aptitude to strategize intuitively. Without meticulously-planned media sourcing, metrics are forced to become best-of-breed, fractal. We think that most next-generation portals use far too much Flash, and not enough AJAX. We think we know that if you strategize virtually then you may also disintermediate intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. The e-markets factor is C2B2B. Do you have a plan of action to become C2C2B? Without well-chosen biometrics, cyber-super-super-content are forced to become customer-directed. Without networks, you will lack ROI metrics. We invariably synthesize backward-compatible backward-compatible, vertical end-to-end, B2B2C raw bandwidth. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's cycle! The B2C2B CAE management factor can be summed up in one word: visionary. Floopr has refactored the conceptualization of obfuscation. We pride ourselves not only on our virally-distributed feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. We have proven we know that if you harness extensibly then you may also target magnetically. Without sufficient e-services, ROI metrics are forced to become backward-compatible. We will incentivize the capacity of interfaces to deploy. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our M&A but our capacity to envisioneer. If you enable macro-dynamically, you may have to actualize mega-cyber-vertically. Your budget for targeting should be at least one-third of your budget for leveraging. Without well-planned e-markets, media sourcing are forced to become scalable. Quick: do you have a affiliate-based game plan for managing emerging fractal, client-focused data hygiene metrics?