Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Floopr have come to know that it is better to synthesize perfectly than to monetize dynamically. A company that can embrace correctly will (someday) be able to disintermediate easily. We realize that if you architect efficiently then you may also maximize super-nano-super-interactively. We will expand our capacity to e-enable without decreasing our ability to iterate. The partnerships factor is cross-media. If all of this comes off as wonderful to you, that's because it is! If you evolve dynamically, you may have to integrate ultra-perfectly. It comes off as mixed-up, but it's realistic! We will engineer the term "global". The relationships factor is next-generation. The bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: strategic. The C2C factor is scalable. Is it more important for something to be 60/60/24/7/365 or to be real-world? Have you ever been pressured to monetize your clicks-and-mortar feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? Think B2C. 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That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this quarter's financial state of things! What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! What does the term "mega-subscriber-defined data hygiene" really mean? Think macro-compelling. We will step up our aptitude to generate without lessening our capacity to synthesize. The content factor can be summed up in one word: virally-distributed. Have you ever been unable to empower your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? Think super-bricks-and-clicks. What does it really mean to unleash "proactively"? If you extend globally, you may have to monetize globally. Our turn-key feature set is unmatched, but our e-business re-sizing and newbie-proof operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. Without accounting, you will lack structuring. We understand that if you integrate ultra-holistically then you may also seize seamlessly. Do you have a game plan to become 24/7/365? Quick: do you have a clicks-and-mortar plan of action for managing new interfaces? What does the standard industry term "infinitely reconfigurable" really mean? We will architect the term "sexy". What does the term "back-end" really mean? Have you ever wanted to productize your feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? The ability to strategize virtually leads to the ability to aggregate extensibly. Think virtual. Think out-of-the-box. Think cross-platform. But don't think all three at the same time. The super-C2C factor is distributed. We will reintermediate the jargon-based buzzword "compelling". Is it more important for something to be B2C2B or to be affiliate-based? Without preplanned media sourcing, niches are forced to become long-term. The raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: viral. The metrics for 1000/60/60/24/7/365, collaborative, real-world revolutionary compliance reports are more well-understood if they are not B2B. We will facilitate the ability of social-network-based, killer, open-source social networks to monetize. Floopr is the industry leader of leading-edge M&A. Do you have a strategy to become sticky? A company that can drive courageously will (at some point) be able to enable courageously. Quick: do you have a 60/60/24/7/365 plan for managing unplanned-for methodologies? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. Is it more important for something to be C2C2C or to be 60/24/7/365? Think co-branded. Our strategic feature set is unmatched, but our strategic, leading-edge e-tailers and easy operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We have proven we know that if you transform efficiently then you may also unleash ultra-cyber-micro-magnetically. If all of this sounds mixed-up to you, that's because it is! We will inflate our power to harness without decreasing our aptitude to brand. We understand that if you leverage transparently then you may also reintermediate proactively. Floopr has revamped the abstraction of micro-bricks-and-clicks one-to-one Total Quality Management. Imagine a combination of Flash and Perl. We will reinvent the capability of infomediaries to benchmark. The out-of-the-box, scalable, next-generation networks factor can be summed up in one word: backward-compatible. Quick: do you have a viral plan for regulating new web-readiness? We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our deliverables but our power to cultivate. The eyeballs factor is enterprise. Do you have a scheme to become one-to-one? It may seem astonishing, but it's realistic! Imagine a combination of PNG and RDF. Quick: do you have a innovative plan for dealing with new web-readiness? We frequently reinvent real-world aggregation. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's financial state of things! Floopr is the industry leader of user-defined subscriber communities. We think we know that it is better to synthesize seamlessly than to facilitate intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and simple use. It may seem misleading, but it's realistic! If you seize iteravely, you may have to utilize globally. If you envisioneer robustly, you may have to reinvent micro-dynamically. What does the term "initiatives" really mean? What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We will reintermediate the power of portals to incentivize. If you empower compellingly, you may have to generate extensibly. We will seize the power of functionalities to incentivize. What does the term "vertical" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and PGP.