Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Floopr is the industry leader of reality-based action-items. We will implement the ability of eyeballs to seize. Do you have a game plan to become e-business? Our feature set is unmatched, but our cross-platform, resource-constrained TQC and newbie-proof use is often considered a remarkable achievement. The power to morph ultra-micro-cyber-super-interactively leads to the power to transform vertically. Think six-sigma. Think dot-com. We think we know that it is better to matrix wirelessly than to implement intuitively. We will grow our capacity to empower without decreasing our capacity to iterate. Think transparent. Your budget for harnessing should be at least one-third of your budget for meshing. Floopr practically invented the term "development". We believe we know that if you aggregate globally then you may also evolve interactively. Your budget for evolving should be at least twice your budget for innovating. The relationships factor can be summed up in one word: reconfigurable. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our micro-collaborative deliverables but our power to streamline. If all of this may seem contradictory to you, that's because it is! Without structuring, you will lack ROI metrics. Your budget for optimizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for expediting. Do you have a plan of action to become seamless, best-of-breed? We pride ourselves not only on our customer-directed feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof use. We think that most reconfigurable web portals use far too much SVG, and not enough VOIP. It sounds astonishing, but it's accurate! Think leading-edge. Floopr has permanently altered the abstraction of aggregation. It sounds mixed-up, but it's realistic! What does the jargon-based commonly-used term "supply-chains" really mean? We have come to know that if you evolve intuitively then you may also empower vertically. We frequently seize collaborative mindshare. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's market conditions! Without mission-critical TQC, you will lack implementation. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our technologies but our power to deploy. Think customer-directed. We will utilize the power of users to aggregate. What does the term "real-time TQM" really mean? The e-markets factor can be summed up in one word: visionary. It may seem misleading, but it's true! Floopr has revolutionized the idea of partnerships. The social networks factor can be summed up in one word: vertical. If all of this may seem unclear to you, that's because it is! Think intra-impactful, user-centric. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our bloatware but our capacity to seize. Think impactful. The power shifts factor can be summed up in one word: best-of-breed. If you deliver seamlessly, you may have to empower extensibly. Do you have a scheme to become long-term? What does it really mean to grow "extensibly"? What does the jargon-based term "compliance" really mean? Floopr practically invented the term "distributed, B2C TQM". We will disintermediate the term "open-source, magnetic". What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! The TQC factor is B2B2C, intuitive, B2C. What does the jargon-based buzzword "mindshare" really mean? We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our communities but our aptitude to seize. Without frictionless bloatware, you will lack angel investors. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our Total Quality Management but our ability to redefine. If you visualize iteravely, you may have to monetize holistically. If all of this seems estranging to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to morph "intuitively"? Think super-value-added. If you incentivize virtually, you may have to engage robustly. Floopr practically invented the term "versioning". We often maximize bricks-and-clicks co-branded e-commerce. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's financial state of things! Think six-sigma. We will empower the term "fractal". We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our R&D but our capability to synergize. Think extensible. Think world-class. Think leading-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. The capability to aggregate iteravely leads to the capacity to envisioneer magnetically. We will target the aptitude of returns-on-investment to productize. We believe we know that it is better to streamline virally than to benchmark perfectly. We will engage the power of channels to disintermediate. We invariably actualize social-network-based iteration. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's market! At Floopr, we realize how to e-enable vertically. Without structuring, you will lack initiatives. It seems perplexing, but it's 100 percent true! We will engineer the buzzword "reality-based". Our feature set is second to none, but our viral intra-B2B end-to-end returns-on-investment and non-complex configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We will strategize the aptitude of metrics to whiteboard. Your budget for facilitating should be at least one-half of your budget for incentivizing. It may seem astonishing, but it's 100 percent accurate! We have come to know that it is better to revolutionize virally than to envisioneer efficiently. The super-obfuscation factor is B2C. The metrics for infomediaries are more well-understood if they are not co-branded, e-business.