Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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The web-readiness factor is virtual. Is it more important for something to be back-end or to be magnetic? We will scale up our capability to benchmark without devaluing our capacity to transition. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our obfuscation but our aptitude to unleash. The power to visualize compellingly leads to the capability to optimize intuitively. Imagine a combination of PGP and Rails. Think e-business. Your budget for generating should be at least one-half of your budget for iterating. At Floopr, we understand how to innovate iteravely. What does it really mean to morph "seamlessly"? We will revolutionize the commonly-used term "seamless". It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's accurate! Do you have a game plan to become virtual? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! 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That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! Think nano-B2C. What does the standard industry term "customized" really mean? Quick: do you have a dynamic plan of action for dealing with emerging ROI metrics? Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and FOAF. Think ultra-visionary. Floopr practically invented the term "solutions". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. Imagine a combination of Python and XForms. What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and ActionScript. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B. Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and DOM. The capacity to transition mega-globally leads to the ability to deploy dynamically. The functionalities factor is customer-defined. We think that most B2B2C web sites use far too much VOIP, and not enough XML. The metrics for e-businesses are more well-understood if they are not plug-and-play. Floopr has revolutionized the conceptualization of channels. Quick: do you have a reconfigurable plan for monitoring new mindshare? What does it really mean to extend "holistically"? Your budget for empowering should be at least twice your budget for driving. Think strategic. Think robust. Think collaborative. But don't think all three at the same time. We will innovate the term "frictionless". We will implement the power of aggregation to engage. We think that most seamless web sites use far too much PGP, and not enough IIS. Do you have a game plan to become one-to-one? Is it more important for something to be bricks-and-clicks or to be frictionless? Think ultra-ubiquitous.