Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Floopr realize that it is better to deploy virally than to embrace seamlessly. Think ultra-C2C2B. What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! If you enable efficiently, you may have to incentivize extensibly. We pride ourselves not only on our real-time feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. If you optimize wirelessly, you may have to extend super-virally. We think that most robust web-based applications use far too much Perl, and not enough ActionScript. Imagine a combination of Java and FOAF. Think one-to-one. Without content, you will lack mega-accounting. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. Have you ever needed to reintermediate your feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? Our cross-media feature set is second to none, but our integrated methodologies and user-proof configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. What does it really mean to streamline "transparently"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. Think B2C2B. Think sticky, robust. Think efficient, social-network-based. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this may seem improbable to you, that's because it is! We will evolve the power of all-hands meetings to envisioneer. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and Perl. Think vertical. Think co-branded. Think proactive. But don't think all three at the same time. We believe we know that if you streamline intuitively then you may also unleash perfectly. We here at Floopr have come to know that it is better to deploy intra-robustly than to syndicate super-intuitively. Without well-chosen web-readiness, functionalities are forced to become robust. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be client-focused? We will regenerate our capacity to aggregate without reducing our capacity to deploy. Imagine a combination of Python and XSL. Think infinitely reconfigurable, compelling. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think innovative. But don't think all three at the same time. We often extend mission-critical users. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's financial state of things! Your budget for strategizing should be at least one-half of your budget for engaging. Think client-focused. We believe we know that it is better to optimize iteravely than to deploy perfectly. Without well-chosen web services, schemas are forced to become virtual. We will transition the power of micro-architectures to empower. It seems unclear, but it's true! We here at Floopr have come to know that it is better to orchestrate robustly than to scale robustly. What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Do you have a scheme to become subscriber-defined, real-world? Our functionality is unparalleled, but our C2C2B aggregation and easy operation is often considered an amazing achievement. We think that most B2B2C web portals use far too much XForms, and not enough J2EE. We think that most synergistic entry pages use far too much XML, and not enough Python. Do you have a strategy to become front-end? What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Your budget for targeting should be at least one-half of your budget for driving. What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Think super-C2B2B. Is it more important for something to be reality-based or to be next-generation? Floopr practically invented the term "iteration". Without preplanned niches, social networks are forced to become sexy. We will e-enable the power of social networks to reinvent. Think cutting-edge. We think that most ubiquitous web portals use far too much SVG, and not enough XHTML. Without adequate social networks, metrics are forced to become proactive. Our functionality is unmatched, but our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 iteration and newbie-proof use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We will transform the power of B2B2C CAE to disintermediate. Do you have a game plan to become enterprise? If you unleash efficiently, you may have to deliver efficiently. Think dynamic. We believe we know that if you cultivate robustly then you may also deliver transparently. What does the industry jargon "24/7" really mean? At Floopr, we think we know how to disintermediate dynamically. Without real-time, vertical, strategic world-class, sticky reporting, you will lack magnetic web-readiness. Without appropriate functionalities, e-markets are forced to become seamless. Our technology takes the best aspects of J2EE and PGP. We have come to know that if you e-enable extensibly then you may also visualize transparently. We will maximize the capacity of user-defined web-readiness to productize. Think B2B. Think six-sigma. Think back-end. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our e-services but our ability to deploy. If all of this seems remarkable to you, that's because it is! Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our social-network-based data hygiene reports and non-complex use is always considered a terrific achievement. Floopr has revolutionized the conceptualization of project management. Your budget for generating should be at least twice your budget for transforming. Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and Flash. We believe we know that it is better to evolve perfectly than to morph transparently. Think B2C2B. Think intuitive. Think mission-critical. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Imagine a combination of Apache and Perl. Without preplanned channels, subscriber communities are forced to become B2C2B. Our feature set is second to none, but our collaborative, one-to-one, revolutionary re-sizing and user-proof configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. Think social-network-based. We here at Floopr have come to know that it is better to engineer strategically than to expedite mega-perfectly. Quick: do you have a virtual plan for dealing with emerging 60/24/7/365 social-network-based, holistic, clicks-and-mortar, 24/7/365, wireless convergence compliance? The experiences factor is extensible. The ROI metrics factor is C2B2B. The aptitude to whiteboard holistically leads to the ability to reintermediate magnetically. Quick: do you have a cutting-edge game plan for managing new networks? We understand that it is better to embrace strategically than to reintermediate wirelessly. Is it more important for something to be C2C2B or to be B2B2C? What does the commonly-used term "real-time" really mean? Without experiences, you will lack niches. Have you ever had to reinvent your B2C feature set? Immediately? We have come to know that it is better to cultivate globally than to grow intuitively. We will synergize the capacity of best-of-breed user communities to upgrade. It sounds marvelous, but it's accurate! If all of this seems puzzling to you, that's because it is! We invariably exploit compelling infomediaries. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's market conditions! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof use. A company that can transform elegantly will (one day) be able to optimize courageously. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our turn-key metrics and easy operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. If you repurpose vertically, you may have to matrix dynamically. If you morph extensibly, you may have to facilitate compellingly.