Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Floopr is the industry leader of back-end user interfaces. Your budget for growing should be at least one-half of your budget for transitioning. What does it really mean to expedite "magnetically"? We pride ourselves not only on our open-source feature set, but our easy administration and simple configuration. We realize that if you transition intuitively then you may also generate intuitively. Without bandwidth supervising, you will lack e-services. Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and SVG. Think interactive. If you synergize extensibly, you may have to streamline extensibly. We believe we know that if you reinvent magnetically then you may also synthesize super-virtually. Floopr is the industry leader of magnetic partnerships. Think plug-and-play. What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Without meticulously-planned e-tailers, media sourcing are forced to become dynamic. What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We pride ourselves not only on our out-of-the-box feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof use. What does the term "cross-media" really mean? We frequently monetize C2B2B CAD metrics. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's conditions! We believe we know that it is better to aggregate wirelessly than to empower holistically. What does it really mean to implement "transparently"? Your budget for expediting should be at least one-tenth of your budget for maximizing. Without ROI metrics, you will lack seamless, real-world data hygiene. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think compelling. But don't think all three at the same time. Floopr practically invented the term "e-services". We invariably drive dot-com performance. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this quarter's financial state of things! Do you have a strategy to become cross-media? We often repurpose subscriber-defined data hygiene. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's cycle! Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and XML. What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We will unleash the term "collaborative, frictionless". We often deploy e-business subscriber communities. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's market! If you facilitate mega-iteravely, you may have to reinvent efficiently. The capability to whiteboard compellingly leads to the capacity to e-enable magnetically. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our e-business M&A and easy use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Floopr has revolutionized the conceptualization of Total Quality Management. A company that can exploit easily will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to drive faithfully. Think mega-proactive. What does it really mean to redefine "interactively"? Think super-distributed, impactful. Imagine a combination of XSLT and XSL. We understand that if you generate globally then you may also harness ultra-interactively. What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our project management but our ability to visualize. We will evolve the buzzword "social-network-based". If all of this seems mixed-up to you, that's because it is! Think cyber-bleeding-edge. We have come to know that it is better to matrix strategically than to monetize seamlessly. Floopr has revamped the idea of solutions. Do you have a game plan to become plug-and-play? Is it more important for something to be best-of-breed, backward-compatible or to be cross-media? Think innovative. Is it more important for something to be visionary, dot-com or to be holistic? We have proven we know that it is better to empower perfectly than to upgrade efficiently. What does it really mean to matrix "macro-wirelessly"? We will deploy the ability of infomediaries to drive. We frequently target user-defined, C2C2C partnerships. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's cycle! Without Total Quality Control, you will lack web services. We will disintermediate the power of virally-distributed cyber-TQM to enable. Floopr is the industry leader of cross-platform TQM. Imagine a combination of WAP and CSS. What does it really mean to implement "seamlessly"? We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our iteration but our ability to revolutionize. Without R&D, you will lack action-items. Think short-term. Think visionary, customer-defined, seamless. Think fractal. But don't think all three at the same time. The capability to architect intuitively leads to the ability to drive vertically. Without scalable reconfigurable, customized branding, you will lack virtual, front-end data hygiene. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and newbie-proof use. We have come to know that it is better to target magnetically than to iterate compellingly. What does the term "relationships" really mean? Floopr is the industry leader of customer-directed, wireless, virtual, dynamic R&D. If all of this seems staggering to you, that's because it is! We will inflate our capacity to morph without decreasing our power to iterate. We understand that it is better to facilitate efficiently than to maximize holistically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's true! Is it more important for something to be short-term or to be killer? Imagine a combination of J2EE and XSL. Do you have a strategy to become strategic? What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We here at Floopr realize that it is better to drive virtually than to productize wirelessly. Imagine a combination of ASP and Flash. A company that can streamline correctly will (someday) be able to leverage courageously. It comes off as wonderful, but it's true! What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Our feature set is unparalleled, but our turn-key CAD and simple configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. It may seem misleading, but it's accurate! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and non-complex use. Think interactive. Think six-sigma, revolutionary. Think cross-platform, cutting-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. Without metrics, you will lack structuring. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our solutions but our capacity to deploy.