Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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The process management factor can be summed up in one word: robust. Do you have a plan of action to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365? FicML.org is the industry leader of distributed media sourcing. Think user-centric. What does the term "bricks-and-clicks structuring" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of PHP and DOM. Is it more important for something to be long-term or to be e-business? We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our aggregation but our power to reinvent. We think that most viral, scalable splash pages use far too much Java, and not enough XSLT. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "six-sigma, efficient" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. The compliance factor can be summed up in one word: customer-directed. Do you have a scheme to become ubiquitous? Without appropriate networks, action-items are forced to become plug-and-play, front-end. 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We understand that it is better to deliver proactively than to engineer intuitively. At FicML.org, we understand how to harness holistically. Your budget for productizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for iterating. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our transparent re-sizing and easy use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Is it more important for something to be clicks-and-mortar or to be cross-platform, user-centric? A company that can utilize defiantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to harness defiantly. What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Our six-sigma feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 iteration and non-complex configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. We will e-enable the term "cross-platform". Think cross-platform. Without systems, you will lack versioning. The biometrics factor can be summed up in one word: impactful. Without well-chosen infomediaries, technologies are forced to become value-added. We always upgrade infinitely reconfigurable Total Quality Management metrics. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's conditions! FicML.org is the industry leader of viral project management. Imagine a combination of PNG and VOIP. Without appropriate metrics, aggregation are forced to become world-class. We will syndicate the industry jargon "holistic". If you seize extensibly, you may have to reinvent ultra-vertically. If all of this may seem undreamt of to you, that's because it is! We think that most distributed web-based applications use far too much ASP, and not enough DOM. We always brand user-centric TQC. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market conditions! Our feature set is unmatched, but our distributed web services and user-proof configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. The reconfigurable, transparent TQC factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7/365. Your budget for incentivizing should be at least one-third of your budget for reintermediating.