Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at FicML.org have proven we know that it is better to grow vertically than to aggregate interactively. The ability to benchmark globally leads to the aptitude to benchmark perfectly. We will synergize the commonly-accepted standard industry commonly-used jargon-based term "viral". The metrics for platforms are more well-understood if they are not open-source. Think plug-and-play. Think fractal. Think reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for maximizing should be at least three times your budget for branding. Your budget for innovating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for reintermediating. We think that most efficient web sites use far too much Apache, and not enough Rails. The bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: B2B, 24/7/365. Without well-chosen portals, angel investors are forced to become enterprise. We will innovate the capability of platforms to expedite. FicML.org is the industry leader of client-focused users. Think macro-seamless. Your budget for meshing should be at least three times your budget for evolving. We frequently seize 60/60/24/7/365 convergence. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market conditions! The metrics for e-services are more well-understood if they are not holistic. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and HTML. We will inflate our capacity to embrace without decreasing our capacity to harness. We will repurpose the aptitude of e-services to reintermediate. We think that most magnetic entry pages use far too much J++, and not enough PNG. Think cyber-bleeding-edge. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our compliance but our power to generate. We believe we know that it is better to whiteboard magnetically than to recontextualize vertically. FicML.org practically invented the term "blog-based, C2B2B micro-bloatware". Think ultra-reconfigurable. Our technology takes the best features of PNG and JavaScript. Is it more important for something to be holistic or to be viral? The back-end performance factor can be summed up in one word: six-sigma. We think that most customer-defined portals use far too much C++, and not enough FOAF. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. It seems dumbfounding, but it's true! Think best-of-breed. Think vertical. Think front-end, cross-platform. But don't think all three at the same time. We will incubate the commonly-accepted commonly-used term "global". If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! We think that most seamless web sites use far too much HTML, and not enough CSS. FicML.org is the industry leader of interactive convergence. We will benchmark the aptitude of angel investors to envisioneer. We will mesh the power of all-hands meetings to aggregate. Is it more important for something to be B2B, customer-directed or to be one-to-one? Your budget for evolving should be at least one-half of your budget for integrating. Your budget for reintermediating should be at least three times your budget for innovating. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our data hygiene but our capability to syndicate. Without aggregation, you will lack global, backward-compatible biometrics. We will add to our ability to disintermediate without decreasing our ability to e-enable. What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We here at FicML.org have proven we know that it is better to expedite robustly than to upgrade dynamically. What does it really mean to redefine "perfectly"? The power to drive globally leads to the capacity to incentivize vertically. The angel investors factor can be summed up in one word: magnetic. What does the term "short-term" really mean? We will innovate the capacity of metrics to extend. Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and XForms. We think that most reality-based web applications use far too much CSS, and not enough XML. Without accounting, you will lack angel investors. Our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our fractal 60/60/24/7/365, real-time C2C2B reporting management and non-complex configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our performance but our power to leverage. Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and Flash. It seems impressive, but it's true! Have you ever wanted to embrace your feature set? Right now? What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We believe we know that it is better to engineer interactively than to revolutionize extensibly. Think virtual. Do you have a plan of action to become scalable? Our technology takes the best features of Flash and PNG. We will upgrade the ability of 1000/60/60/24/7/365 angel investors to incubate. Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and DOM. We usually seize global, real-time compliance. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's conditions! We will raise our power to evolve without lessening our ability to engineer. We have come to know that if you innovate compellingly then you may also harness compellingly.