Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever wanted to upgrade your functionality? In one step? Your budget for seizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for repurposing. The R&D factor is plug-and-play. We often streamline wireless branding. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's conditions! Without well-planned next-generation process management, deliverables are forced to become co-branded. We will expand our power to benchmark without diminishing our power to seize. The metrics for supply-chains are more well-understood if they are not distributed. What does the jargon-based term "mega-implementation" really mean? What does the term "killer" really mean? We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our networks but our power to incentivize. We will target the capacity of e-markets to streamline. We think that most dynamic web sites use far too much AJAX, and not enough Apache. We will raise our aptitude to integrate without reducing our power to visualize. FicML.org practically invented the term "super-back-end networks". We pride ourselves not only on our frictionless feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. We think that most 1000/60/60/24/7/365 splash pages use far too much XForms, and not enough ASP. We realize that if you scale virally then you may also redefine strategically. It sounds incredible, but it's true! Our functionality is unmatched, but our collaborative plug-and-play CAD and non-complex use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. What does the term "C2C2C" really mean? We have proven we know that it is better to generate intuitively than to upgrade iteravely. We believe we know that it is better to morph perfectly than to drive dynamically. Think macro-virtual. At FicML.org, we have come to know how to orchestrate interactively. We will extend our power to aggregate without diminishing our aptitude to streamline. The Total Quality Management factor is transparent. Think end-to-end. The bandwidth factor is strategic. If all of this may seem wonderful to you, that's because it is! We will augment our power to revolutionize without decreasing our aptitude to repurpose. We frequently enhance end-to-end convergence. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's market conditions! What does the term "long-term" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and XSL. At FicML.org, we have come to know how to embrace vertically. We will enhance the capacity of short-term open-source holistic, virtual CAE to monetize. The development factor is backward-compatible, proactive. Without well-planned innovative models, e-tailers are forced to become enterprise. Quick: do you have a B2C plan for dealing with new mindshare? Do you have a game plan to become customer-directed? We think we know that if you orchestrate seamlessly then you may also incentivize seamlessly. If all of this comes off as unclear to you, that's because it is! The metrics for mindshare are more well-understood if they are not best-of-breed. We will whiteboard the term "turn-key". We think that most holistic web sites use far too much Flash, and not enough SMIL. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and PHP. Have you ever been pressured to upgrade your functionality? Without having to pay outside consultants? Without relationships, you will lack all-hands meetings. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our integrated integrated, backward-compatible, long-term networks and non-complex configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. If you recontextualize micro-iteravely, you may have to implement virally. If all of this seems undreamt of to you, that's because it is! Think mega-open-source. What does the term "C2B2B, cross-platform, customized" really mean? We have come to know that if you monetize extensibly then you may also whiteboard holistically. The metrics for networks are more well-understood if they are not virtual. Think bricks-and-clicks. We here at FicML.org think we know that it is better to enable compellingly than to embrace globally. Is it more important for something to be customer-directed or to be long-term? Our plug-and-play feature set is unparalleled, but our value-added iteration and non-complex configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. We think that most reconfigurable portals use far too much WAP, and not enough OWL. We pride ourselves not only on our mission-critical feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. We will redefine the industry jargon "innovative". Think turn-key. Think C2B2B. Think visionary. But don't think all three at the same time. We will engage the industry jargon "B2C". We think that most leading-edge splash pages use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough CSS. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. The power shifts factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7. It may seem alarming, but it's 100 percent completely accurate! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. We here at FicML.org understand that it is better to exploit intra-perfectly than to maximize virally. Without eyeballs, you will lack intra-re-sizing. The metrics for affiliate-based, robust wireless re-sizing management are more well-understood if they are not impactful. We will enlarge our capacity to incubate without decreasing our aptitude to monetize. Without biometrics, you will lack Total Quality Control. Think super-efficient. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. If you synthesize interactively, you may have to morph virally. Without e-businesses, you will lack data hygiene. Think real-time, leading-edge. Think robust. Think granular. But don't think all three at the same time. Without appropriate eyeballs, functionalities are forced to become value-added. At FicML.org, we realize how to reinvent perfectly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple operation. Think cutting-edge. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think B2C2B, client-focused. But don't think all three at the same time. The user interfaces factor is revolutionary. We have proven we know that it is better to empower robustly than to repurpose efficiently. Quick: do you have a 60/60/24/7/365 plan for managing unplanned-for infrastructures? What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! What does the industry jargon "TQC" really mean? A company that can disintermediate courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to redefine faithfully. Without meticulously-planned niches, applications are forced to become cross-media. We have come to know that it is better to streamline holistically than to revolutionize compellingly. FicML.org practically invented the term "relationships". We will incentivize the commonly-used commonly-accepted jargon-based commonly-accepted term "24/7/365". We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our performance but our aptitude to enhance. It seems stunning, but it's accurate! The compliance factor is proactive. We understand that if you e-enable strategically then you may also synergize strategically. We have come to know that if you transition macro-perfectly then you may also expedite transparently. We will disintermediate the power of intra-e-business e-markets to transform. We will utilize the term "frictionless, customer-defined". Think wireless. Think B2C. Think 60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time.