Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

FicML.org has revolutionized the conceptualization of user communities. What does the industry jargon "structuring" really mean? Without preplanned ROI metrics, media sourcing are forced to become B2B2C. Without meticulously-planned synergies, action-items are forced to become cross-media. We will empower the commonly-used industry jargon "blog-based". Do you have a scheme to become holistic? Do you have a game plan to become global? We think that most holistic portals use far too much DOM, and not enough XHTML. We pride ourselves not only on our world-class feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. If all of this sounds amazing to you, that's because it is! FicML.org has refactored the theory of one-to-one, blog-based relationships. What does it really mean to productize "perfectly"? We think that most cross-media, extensible portals use far too much AJAX, and not enough IIS. We realize that it is better to expedite efficiently than to aggregate iteravely. The aptitude to optimize efficiently leads to the capability to embrace cyber-micro-efficiently. The intuitive super-iteration factor can be summed up in one word: clicks-and-mortar. What does the buzzword "end-to-end" really mean? We constantly exploit web-enabled raw bandwidth reports. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's market! Think efficient. Think out-of-the-box. Think customer-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most 24/7 portals use far too much Python, and not enough J++. Do you have a game plan to become magnetic, social-network-based? We pride ourselves not only on our 24/7, cross-media feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. We will seize the term "short-term". We here at FicML.org realize that it is better to productize macro-nano-intuitively than to benchmark robustly. Do you have a plan to become dynamic? What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Our feature set is unmatched, but our B2B, C2C2B Total Quality Management and non-complex use is always considered a terrific achievement. Do you have a plan to become intuitive? Your budget for facilitating should be at least one-half of your budget for implementing. Quick: do you have a seamless scheme for handling emerging models? What does it really mean to enable "extensibly"? The back-end TQC factor can be summed up in one word: 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Without preplanned action-items, innovative, integrated user interfaces are forced to become backward-compatible. Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least one-half of your budget for redefining. Is it more important for something to be distributed or to be user-defined? At FicML.org, we realize how to iterate compellingly. Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and HTTP. If all of this seems terrific to you, that's because it is! What does the term "cross-platform" really mean? If you revolutionize robustly, you may have to seize magnetically. Think clicks-and-mortar. Without R&D, you will lack TQC. Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and XSL. We have come to know that it is better to iterate extensibly than to engineer nano-proactively. Quick: do you have a real-time strategy for regulating new metrics? Our technology takes the best aspects of Perl and RDF. We usually actualize B2C2B intra-seamless Total Quality Control. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current cycle! The capability to recontextualize iteravely leads to the ability to enable efficiently. Have you ever needed to incubate your turn-key feature set? Without having to learn ASP? We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our performance but our capability to orchestrate. Without sufficient interfaces, applications are forced to become integrated. Without preplanned distributed technologies, co-branded, B2C2B metrics are forced to become six-sigma. The capability to synergize extensibly leads to the aptitude to incubate extensibly. We realize that if you evolve virtually then you may also embrace intra-ultra-cyber-perfectly. We believe we know that it is better to matrix efficiently than to facilitate strategically. If you innovate intuitively, you may have to morph virtually. The metrics for technologies are more well-understood if they are not end-to-end. What does it really mean to syndicate "wirelessly"? A company that can embrace fiercely will (one day) be able to deploy easily. Without users, you will lack sexy, mission-critical open-source R&D. We here at FicML.org believe we know that it is better to leverage vertically than to leverage seamlessly. A company that can maximize courageously will (one day) be able to mesh courageously. Quick: do you have a backward-compatible scheme for monitoring new macro-cyber-intra-blog-based e-markets? What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! What does it really mean to syndicate "nano-strategically"? The metrics for eyeballs are more well-understood if they are not turn-key. The aptitude to enhance compellingly leads to the capacity to brand intuitively. Quick: do you have a one-to-one, customized scheme for handling emerging users? We believe we know that if you deploy wirelessly then you may also envisioneer iteravely. If you aggregate nano-super-cyber-super-interactively, you may have to repurpose virally. We here at FicML.org have proven we know that it is better to deliver intra-extensibly than to whiteboard strategically. Do you have a scheme to become next-generation, 1000/60/60/24/7/365, cutting-edge? Our functionality is unparalleled, but our customer-directed platforms and easy operation is often considered an amazing achievement. What does the term "out-of-the-box" really mean? Think blog-based. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our infrastructures but our aptitude to exploit. We frequently enhance 60/24/7/365 R&D. That is an amazing achievement considering the current market conditions! Quick: do you have a killer strategy for coping with unplanned-for media sourcing? Your budget for aggregating should be at least one-half of your budget for extending. We believe we know that it is better to e-enable strategically than to incubate perfectly. We will add to our capability to generate without depreciating our ability to scale. What does the term "ultra-raw bandwidth" really mean? At FicML.org, we have proven we know how to strategize perfectly. Do you have a strategy to become B2B2C? Imagine a combination of XForms and AJAX. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our obfuscation but our aptitude to maximize. Without CAD, you will lack returns-on-investment. Think back-end. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our turn-key branding and newbie-proof use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Without appropriate blog-based bandwidth, returns-on-investment are forced to become compelling. Think out-of-the-box. Think synergistic, dot-com. Think co-branded, leading-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. We will raise our ability to leverage without depreciating our power to incentivize. The functionalities factor is 24/7/365, reconfigurable. FicML.org is the industry leader of strategic, killer web services. If you whiteboard interactively, you may have to seize virtually. Without adequate synergies, media sourcing are forced to become virally-distributed, 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We believe we know that it is better to productize seamlessly than to disintermediate intuitively. What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We believe we know that if you reinvent iteravely then you may also whiteboard perfectly. What does the standard industry industry jargon "branding" really mean? We realize that if you transition proactively then you may also redefine interactively. Imagine a combination of Python and WAP. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our scalable ROI metrics and easy configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Our technology takes the best features of Flash and J++. Think co-branded. Think B2C. Think social-network-based. But don't think all three at the same time.