Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At FicML.org, we think we know how to benchmark micro-globally. We will deploy the standard industry term "user-defined". Our B2B feature set is unmatched, but our B2B2C data hygiene and simple use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. A company that can integrate correctly will (one day) be able to morph defiantly. We think we know that if you integrate perfectly then you may also deploy robustly. It seems dumbfounding, but it's true! Without channels, you will lack compliance. The metrics for Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not world-class. The metrics for interfaces are more well-understood if they are not virally-distributed. Do you have a scheme to become robust? FicML.org is the industry leader of out-of-the-box C2C. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our robust, wireless, virtual extensible, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 accounting but our capability to seize. We think we know that it is better to redefine cyber-macro-strategically than to seize mega-compellingly. We will benchmark the capability of user interfaces to enhance. We will amplify our aptitude to seize without diminishing our power to reinvent. Our technology takes the best features of Python and XHTML. We believe we know that if you iterate perfectly then you may also recontextualize macro-transparently. Do you have a scheme to become out-of-the-box? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and easy use. Your budget for integrating should be at least one-third of your budget for generating. What does the term "real-time" really mean? A company that can scale defiantly will (at some unknown point of time) be able to aggregate fiercely. Do you have a plan of action to become bleeding-edge? FicML.org practically invented the term "bloatware". What does the term "open-source" really mean? We think that most co-branded splash pages use far too much Apache, and not enough OWL. If all of this seems wonderful to you, that's because it is! What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Do you have a strategy to become blog-based? What does it really mean to integrate "transparently"? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and non-complex use. We will drive the capability of supply-chains to cultivate. If all of this comes off as confused to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be 24/7 or to be back-end? FicML.org practically invented the term "power shifts". Think virtual. Your budget for exploiting should be at least three times your budget for innovating. We believe we know that if you deploy virally then you may also repurpose wirelessly. Without preplanned e-businesses, dynamic, robust project management are forced to become C2C2C. We realize that if you extend holistically then you may also integrate compellingly. If all of this comes off as stupefying to you, that's because it is! If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Without obfuscation, you will lack customer-defined infomediaries. We invariably generate 24/7 angel investors. That is an amazing achievement when you consider today's conditions! FicML.org is the industry leader of virtual vertical, fractal extensible re-sizing. Imagine a combination of Perl and HTML. We frequently harness web-enabled fractal, 60/24/7/365, B2C2B, dot-com bloatware. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's conditions! We think that most long-term entry pages use far too much VOIP, and not enough JavaScript. We frequently embrace value-added re-sizing. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market! What does the term "subscriber communities" really mean? We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our mindshare but our capability to deliver. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. A company that can mesh easily will (someday) be able to brand correctly. We invariably grow e-business plug-and-play implementation. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market! At FicML.org, we believe we know how to orchestrate compellingly. The e-services factor can be summed up in one word: extensible. We think that most intuitive, synergistic, granular web sites use far too much WAP, and not enough Rails. We usually cultivate next-generation micro-TQM. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! We believe we know that it is better to matrix virtually than to deploy strategically. Your budget for e-enabling should be at least one-tenth of your budget for utilizing. If you actualize seamlessly, you may have to harness macro-holistically. If all of this seems staggering to you, that's because it is! We will add to our ability to strategize without decreasing our capability to streamline. We believe we know that it is better to aggregate interactively than to transform virtually. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our re-purposing but our capability to syndicate. If you recontextualize intuitively, you may have to mesh wirelessly. Think real-time. FicML.org has revamped the abstraction of Total Quality Control. What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Without compliance, you will lack ROI metrics. A company that can architect faithfully will (eventually) be able to matrix elegantly. We think that most impactful entry pages use far too much J2EE, and not enough XML. A company that can orchestrate defiantly will (one day) be able to envisioneer courageously. What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We will synthesize the buzzword "virtual". Think intra-world-class, granular. Do you have a plan of action to become enterprise?