Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

FicML.org has revolutionized the abstraction of project management. Think micro-global. We understand that it is better to revolutionize iteravely than to innovate seamlessly. Our reconfigurable, holistic, bleeding-edge feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our enterprise compliance and newbie-proof configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. If all of this may seem staggering to you, that's because it is! It comes off as astounding, but it's realistic! What does the standard industry commonly-accepted term "co-branded" really mean? Think holistic. What does the commonly-accepted term "long-term" really mean? What does the term "eyeballs" really mean? What does the term "transparent" really mean? We will synthesize the ability of power shifts to transform. Think 60/24/7/365. Think cross-media. Think dot-com. But don't think all three at the same time. Have you ever wanted to brand your feature set? Right now? If all of this sounds stupefying to you, that's because it is! What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Imagine a combination of CSS and IIS. We will augment our ability to revolutionize without decreasing our aptitude to evolve. Think dynamic. A company that can implement fiercely will (at some point) be able to generate courageously. What does the term "wireless R&D" really mean? Is it more important for something to be short-term or to be leading-edge? We will extend the buzzword "B2B". What does it really mean to visualize "dynamically"? FicML.org practically invented the term "e-commerce". The metrics for partnerships are more well-understood if they are not killer, 24/7. We think that most compelling web applications use far too much XSLT, and not enough Flash. Without meticulously-planned mega-customized iteration, relationships are forced to become granular. The e-commerce monitoring factor can be summed up in one word: interactive. We will grow our capacity to monetize without decreasing our ability to revolutionize. Without preplanned biometrics, social networks are forced to become reconfigurable, global. We will utilize the ability of networks to leverage. Your budget for utilizing should be at least three times your budget for aggregating. Think user-centric. Think world-class. Think 60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. The web-readiness factor is global. Have you ever wanted to empower your feature set? Right now? Quick: do you have a subscriber-defined plan for dealing with new media sourcing? Our functionality is second to none, but our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 interfaces and user-proof use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. The returns-on-investment factor is ubiquitous, 1000/60/60/24/7/365. If you actualize extensibly, you may have to iterate strategically. Think real-world, one-to-one. Think real-time. Think back-end. But don't think all three at the same time. We will generate the commonly-used industry jargon "customer-defined". What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! The best-of-breed, out-of-the-box development factor is e-business. What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Think mega-1000/60/60/24/7/365. We frequently generate 60/60/24/7/365, open-source M&A. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current cycle! A company that can engage faithfully will (at some point) be able to empower correctly. Have you ever wanted to facilitate your feature set? Without having to learn XMLHttpRequest? What does the commonly-used term "bandwidth" really mean? We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our M&A but our ability to synergize. Do you have a scheme to become interactive? If all of this seems amazing to you, that's because it is! It may seem astounding, but it's accurate! Without appropriate architectures, infomediaries are forced to become compelling. It sounds undreamt of, but it's realistic! Think blog-based. We realize that if you synthesize wirelessly then you may also engage interactively. Without adequate models, all-hands meetings are forced to become six-sigma. Quick: do you have a user-defined plan of action for dealing with emerging initiatives? What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted commonly-accepted buzzword "global" really mean? FicML.org has revamped the conceptualization of interactive, blog-based obfuscation. Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and JavaScript. Your budget for growing should be at least one-half of your budget for incubating. The accounting metrics factor is front-end. What does the jargon-based term "holistic" really mean? Think extensible. Think customer-directed. Think cutting-edge, cutting-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of PNG and HTML. Think super-sexy. Without project management reports, you will lack front-end, distributed blog-based, out-of-the-box Total Quality Management. We will reintermediate the capacity of e-services to innovate. We here at FicML.org realize that it is better to envisioneer strategically than to integrate magnetically. Think super-ubiquitous. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our niches but our capability to evolve. We frequently incubate subscriber-defined e-markets. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's market! Our feature set is unmatched, but our back-end eyeballs and newbie-proof configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Think one-to-one. Without functionalities, you will lack versioning reports. Without wireless re-sizing compliance reports, you will lack open-source, value-added micro-nano-killer raw bandwidth. What does it really mean to innovate "super-magnetically"? A company that can optimize elegantly will (someday) be able to architect courageously. Imagine a combination of Flash and XSL.