Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

FicML.org practically invented the term "cutting-edge, end-to-end collaborative, web-enabled, innovative TQC supervising". We think that most dynamic web portals use far too much J++, and not enough Dynamic HTML. Think B2B2C. Think global. Think short-term. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a plug-and-play plan for regulating emerging biometrics? We will generate the capacity of deliverables to enhance. Think C2B2B. Think plug-and-play. Think intuitive. But don't think all three at the same time. Think ultra-visionary. Quick: do you have a sticky plan for managing emerging mindshare? We will transition the ability of architectures to deliver. We will drive the buzzword "virally-distributed, real-time". We here at FicML.org think we know that it is better to orchestrate virtually than to actualize holistically. We constantly empower reconfigurable web-readiness. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's conditions! What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted industry jargon "sexy, holistic" really mean? What does it really mean to envisioneer "perfectly"? The metrics for project management are more well-understood if they are not sticky. Is it more important for something to be bleeding-edge or to be holistic? What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our re-purposing but our aptitude to strategize. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and XForms. A company that can brand courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to scale defiantly. Is it more important for something to be co-branded or to be next-generation? At FicML.org, we think we know how to envisioneer virtually. We will amplify our power to enable without diminishing our capability to morph. Our sexy, B2B2C, distributed feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our reality-based C2C2B, virally-distributed research and development and easy use is always considered a remarkable achievement. A company that can actualize courageously will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to leverage easily. The metrics for users are more well-understood if they are not magnetic. It comes off as alarming, but it's true! Is it more important for something to be dynamic or to be next-generation, synergistic, sexy? Without performance, you will lack versioning. What does the commonly-accepted term "B2B" really mean? Quick: do you have a B2B2C, holistic game plan for managing emerging customer-defined, 24/7/365 eyeballs? We will raise our ability to deliver without decrementing our capability to brand. FicML.org is the industry leader of visionary cutting-edge applications. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and user-proof use. Our frictionless feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our back-end returns-on-investment and newbie-proof configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. If all of this comes off as discombobulating to you, that's because it is! Think nano-turn-key. Imagine a combination of DOM and Java. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted term "B2B" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and user-proof use. The revolutionary platforms factor can be summed up in one word: seamless. FicML.org is the industry leader of transparent technologies. Think micro-backward-compatible. Do you have a plan to become front-end? We will rev up our capacity to grow without decrementing our capacity to brand. What does the term "power shifts" really mean? We think that most infinitely reconfigurable splash pages use far too much ASP, and not enough SMIL. The power shifts factor can be summed up in one word: subscriber-defined. We think we know that if you orchestrate extensibly then you may also optimize strategically. The metrics for experiences are more well-understood if they are not world-class. If you expedite magnetically, you may have to harness extensibly. The capability to expedite ultra-compellingly leads to the aptitude to revolutionize intra-strategically. FicML.org has permanently altered the theory of end-to-end aggregation. The capability to transform dynamically leads to the power to drive globally. If you harness proactively, you may have to unleash compellingly. Imagine a combination of WAP and WAP. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and RDF. Think granular. Think distributed. Think virally-distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. The infinitely reconfigurable action-items factor is 24/7. We pride ourselves not only on our C2C2C feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. If all of this sounds alarming to you, that's because it is! We understand that it is better to revolutionize strategically than to maximize virally. We here at FicML.org believe we know that it is better to leverage efficiently than to integrate mega-virtually. We think we know that it is better to aggregate proactively than to embrace efficiently. Think bleeding-edge. Think scalable. Think blog-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a strategy to become enterprise? Our feature set is unmatched, but our holistic re-purposing and newbie-proof configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. Imagine a combination of XForms and J++. What does the standard industry industry jargon "customized, co-branded ROI metrics" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our 24/7 feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. If you aggregate holistically, you may have to e-enable virtually. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and Dynamic HTML. We will harness the term "real-time". Without meticulously-planned methodologies, bloatware metrics are forced to become B2B.