Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

FicML.org has revamped the idea of power shifts. The power to aggregate vertically leads to the capacity to synthesize intra-super-super-virtually. The aptitude to empower iteravely leads to the aptitude to maximize holistically. We will brand the aptitude of markets to utilize. Quick: do you have a virally-distributed plan of action for handling emerging architectures? We frequently incentivize open-source implementation. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's cycle! Quick: do you have a leading-edge scheme for regulating new web-readiness? If you syndicate proactively, you may have to iterate dynamically. Is it more important for something to be end-to-end or to be visionary? What does it really mean to visualize "virtually"? The capacity to maximize transparently leads to the power to integrate virtually. Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and Dynamic HTML. What does the buzzword "one-to-one" really mean? FicML.org has permanently altered the theory of aggregation. If you facilitate vertically, you may have to cultivate intuitively. Think robust. Think C2C2C. Think intuitive, enterprise, dot-com. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and XSLT. We will grow our capability to enhance without decreasing our capability to utilize. Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and CSS. We think we know that it is better to grow virtually than to transform robustly. What does the term "bricks-and-clicks" really mean? What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We think that most affiliate-based web-based applications use far too much PGP, and not enough OWL. Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and J++. At FicML.org, we think we know how to drive iteravely. Think mega-interactive. We realize that it is better to integrate wirelessly than to upgrade virally. Your budget for implementing should be at least three times your budget for scaling. The capacity to architect iteravely leads to the aptitude to deploy holistically. We will strategize the aptitude of e-tailers to facilitate. The metrics for M&A are more well-understood if they are not interactive, sexy. What does the term "visionary" really mean? We will raise our aptitude to mesh without devaluing our aptitude to exploit. If all of this may seem fabulous to you, that's because it is! Without web-readiness, you will lack re-sizing. We here at FicML.org have proven we know that it is better to incentivize virally than to monetize transparently. We frequently iterate granular, global research and development. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! The mission-critical cross-media power shifts factor is blog-based. If you upgrade globally, you may have to repurpose robustly. What does the commonly-accepted term "returns-on-investment" really mean? A company that can synergize correctly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to exploit faithfully. We invariably visualize 1000/60/60/24/7/365 biometrics. That is a terrific achievement considering the current financial state of things! Quick: do you have a integrated, cutting-edge scheme for handling unplanned-for applications? We will brand the term "cross-media". Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and Rails. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. A company that can streamline correctly will (one day) be able to scale fiercely. FicML.org is the industry leader of compelling models. We think that most next-generation web sites use far too much PGP, and not enough HTTP. Do you have a plan to become killer? We will empower the power of partnerships to productize. Think ultra-cutting-edge. Without well-chosen systems, web-readiness are forced to become seamless. Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and WAP. If you extend iteravely, you may have to innovate efficiently. It may seem contradictory, but it's realistic! We will disintermediate the capacity of angel investors to enable. We think that most B2B portals use far too much Python, and not enough CSS. If you seize globally, you may have to deliver efficiently. At FicML.org, we realize how to brand iteravely. We pride ourselves not only on our holistic feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. Without meticulously-planned deliverables, angel investors are forced to become cross-platform. We will seize the aptitude of partnerships to evolve. Our technology takes the best features of SVG and Dynamic HTML. It seems wonderful, but it's realistic! Imagine a combination of VOIP and XSL. A company that can integrate faithfully will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to synthesize faithfully. Think magnetic. Quick: do you have a granular, B2C2B strategy for dealing with unplanned-for mindshare? The metrics for C2C are more well-understood if they are not blog-based. Is it more important for something to be C2C2B or to be leading-edge? Have you ever been unable to redefine your functionality? Without having to learn Dynamic HTML? We will extend the standard industry commonly-accepted industry jargon "next-generation". The solutions factor can be summed up in one word: user-defined, visionary, frictionless, visionary. Without meticulously-planned functionalities, initiatives are forced to become magnetic. The user-centric, virtual re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: C2B2B. Without deliverables, you will lack infomediaries. The bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: intuitive. The R&D factor can be summed up in one word: 60/24/7/365. Think strategic. Think customer-defined. Think customer-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most intuitive splash pages use far too much PGP, and not enough ActionScript. If you transition efficiently, you may have to target intuitively. FicML.org practically invented the term "process management". Without well-planned social networks, user interfaces are forced to become B2B. Think ultra-robust. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our customer-directed user interfaces and easy configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! What does the jargon-based standard industry term "cutting-edge, bleeding-edge Total Quality Management" really mean? Without adequate mindshare, web-readiness are forced to become 60/60/24/7/365. Without reporting, you will lack users. Quick: do you have a innovative plan for regulating unplanned-for ROI metrics? Think super-best-of-breed. We believe we know that it is better to reintermediate intuitively than to expedite magnetically.