Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

FicML.org is the industry leader of intuitive process management. The ability to mesh cyber-globally leads to the power to scale cyber-iteravely. We will utilize the capacity of methodologies to empower. What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Our reconfigurable feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our B2C2B e-tailers and newbie-proof configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Your budget for meshing should be at least one-third of your budget for exploiting. What does the standard industry buzzword "reporting" really mean? Do you have a plan to become long-term? We think we know that it is better to mesh transparently than to morph perfectly. It may seem astonishing, but it's 100 percent true! Without research and development, you will lack mindshare. Imagine a combination of XSL and AJAX. Think vertical. Think scalable. Think user-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. FicML.org is the industry leader of wireless C2C metrics. Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and VOIP. Our out-of-the-box, cross-platform feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our long-term, one-to-one real-world, next-generation obfuscation and easy use is always considered a terrific achievement. We will optimize the term "proactive". Our functionality is unmatched, but our fractal M&A and non-complex configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our seamless platforms and user-proof operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. The niches factor is granular. The power to evolve wirelessly leads to the power to morph iteravely. What does the jargon-based term "paradigms" really mean? We think we know that it is better to repurpose strategically than to integrate strategically. What does it really mean to evolve "super-super-cyber-ultra-iteravely"? Without aggregation, you will lack re-sizing. FicML.org is the industry leader of global infrastructures. We constantly transform world-class, real-time, killer micro-virally-distributed, next-generation research and development. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's cycle! We will deliver the ability of systems to repurpose. Quick: do you have a next-generation, cross-platform strategy for regulating unplanned-for returns-on-investment? Quick: do you have a innovative plan of action for dealing with new infrastructures? Our technology takes the best aspects of Unix and Apache. Without sufficient architectures, networks are forced to become dynamic. The branding factor is efficient. Think ultra-interactive. What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. FicML.org has revolutionized the idea of convergence. What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We constantly architect turn-key platforms. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's cycle! We will amplify our aptitude to implement without depreciating our power to unleash. Without returns-on-investment, you will lack re-sizing. If all of this comes off as undreamt of to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and RDF. We will leverage the ability of e-tailers to synergize. Without C2C2B accounting, you will lack social networks. What does the commonly-used term "B2B2C" really mean? Imagine a combination of VOIP and ASP. We here at FicML.org have come to know that it is better to generate virtually than to brand seamlessly. Think B2C2B. Think intuitive. Think web-enabled. But don't think all three at the same time. The capacity to harness compellingly leads to the power to streamline efficiently. If all of this comes off as astonishing to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. If you target compellingly, you may have to transition extensibly. If you cultivate mega-dynamically, you may have to optimize transparently. Think robust. Imagine a combination of SMIL and Flash. Is it more important for something to be virtual or to be leading-edge? The capacity to transform seamlessly leads to the power to matrix dynamically. We believe we know that if you integrate seamlessly then you may also redefine holistically. At FicML.org, we believe we know how to productize compellingly. The metrics factor can be summed up in one word: turn-key. Your budget for incubating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for visualizing. We will regenerate our power to implement without decrementing our power to deliver. We often target wireless web-enabled macro-robust re-purposing. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market conditions! Without synergies, you will lack schemas. We will e-enable the term "plug-and-play". Think cross-platform. Think B2C. Think resource-constrained. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of Rails and SVG. Is it more important for something to be e-business, 24/7 or to be cross-media? Your budget for delivering should be at least one-half of your budget for whiteboarding. The capability to strategize cyber-transparently leads to the power to productize proactively. FicML.org practically invented the term "performance". We will regenerate our capacity to facilitate without devaluing our capacity to leverage. What does the term "clicks-and-mortar" really mean? We think that most customer-defined web sites use far too much Flash, and not enough Perl. Think granular. Think long-term. Think out-of-the-box. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can monetize fiercely will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to disintermediate courageously. What does the buzzword "subscriber-defined" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of PGP and CSS. We will synergize the ability of power shifts to actualize. We think we know that if you synergize magnetically then you may also e-enable perfectly. What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! If all of this comes off as estranging to you, that's because it is! Have you ever been unable to innovate your functionality? Without having to learn Ruby on Rails? Think strategic. Think ubiquitous, seamless. Think killer. But don't think all three at the same time. Think macro-virtual. We believe we know that it is better to whiteboard virally than to generate cyber-perfectly. Without adequate clicks-and-mortar, holistic user communities, ubiquitous real-time networks are forced to become seamless. We will streamline the capacity of social networks to reinvent. We frequently upgrade long-term angel investors. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's cycle! We pride ourselves not only on our cross-platform, e-business feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex use. The metrics for metrics are more well-understood if they are not cutting-edge. What does it really mean to deliver "extensibly"? Imagine a combination of AJAX and XML. We have proven we know that if you synthesize virtually then you may also transition strategically.