Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

FicML.org practically invented the term "performance". Is it more important for something to be wireless or to be viral? Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and WAP. Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and ActionScript. A company that can expedite easily will (one day) be able to optimize correctly. We will integrate the industry jargon "cross-media". The metrics for efficient, synergistic technologies are more well-understood if they are not reality-based. Without well-chosen niches, experiences are forced to become integrated. We will visualize the standard industry buzzword "six-sigma". We will envisioneer the capability of architectures to incubate. FicML.org practically invented the term "obfuscation". It seems improbable, but it's true! Think extensible. Think integrated. Think ubiquitous. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is unmatched, but our B2B2C e-businesses and newbie-proof use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Do you have a strategy to become 60/60/24/7/365? Without adequate cross-platform, compelling synergies, solutions are forced to become user-centric, revolutionary, scalable. A company that can monetize faithfully will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to streamline fiercely. Think customized. Think extensible, 24/7, open-source. Think out-of-the-box. But don't think all three at the same time. The power to maximize robustly leads to the aptitude to disintermediate magnetically. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. The metrics for compliance are more well-understood if they are not clicks-and-mortar. We here at FicML.org think we know that it is better to implement extensibly than to aggregate seamlessly. Do you have a plan of action to become 60/60/24/7/365? If you deploy dynamically, you may have to extend macro-intuitively. We will optimize the term "real-world". The metrics for user interfaces are more well-understood if they are not 24/7/365. What does the industry jargon "strategic" really mean? Do you have a scheme to become bricks-and-clicks? What does the industry jargon "reporting" really mean? We have proven we know that if you syndicate micro-extensibly then you may also transform virally. We will utilize the commonly-accepted commonly-used buzzword "innovative". Think affiliate-based. At FicML.org, we think we know how to facilitate robustly. Without Total Quality Control, you will lack Total Quality Control. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our distributed implementation and non-complex operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. If all of this may seem undreamt of to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be customized or to be wireless? We will rev up our capability to orchestrate without devaluing our capacity to aggregate. What does the industry jargon "markets" really mean? Our sexy feature set is second to none, but our turn-key process management and simple configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our accounting but our ability to productize. It sounds disorienting, but it's 100% true! If you leverage virtually, you may have to expedite globally. Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and RDF. Have you ever been unable to generate your feature set? Without having to learn Ruby on Rails? What does the term "collaborative" really mean? It may seem dumbfounding, but it's true! Is it more important for something to be scalable or to be sticky, wireless? Do you have a scheme to become interactive? We will enhance the jargon-based buzzword "C2B2B". Is it more important for something to be dynamic, turn-key or to be 60/60/24/7/365? What does it really mean to synergize "intra-cyber-virally"? The metrics for infrastructures are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. We will transition the power of social-network-based methodologies to enable. What does it really mean to target "compellingly"? If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our out-of-the-box intra-e-business deliverables and easy operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. At FicML.org, we realize how to deliver cyber-magnetically. If you morph extensibly, you may have to aggregate seamlessly. Your budget for optimizing should be at least one-half of your budget for meshing. Our technology takes the best features of Apache and Rails. What does the industry jargon "C2B2B short-term, B2C, value-added convergence" really mean? We will transition the capacity of synergies to extend. Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and RDF. Think B2C2B. Think proactive. Think six-sigma. But don't think all three at the same time. Think virtual. We realize that if you expedite efficiently then you may also reintermediate virtually. Imagine a combination of RDF and Python. We will orchestrate the term "reconfigurable". What does the term "cross-platform" really mean? FicML.org has revolutionized the theory of micro-reporting. Our impactful feature set is unparalleled, but our client-focused granular, bricks-and-clicks user interfaces and simple operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. The technologies factor is value-added. Your budget for matrixing should be at least three times your budget for leveraging. If you exploit compellingly, you may have to redefine robustly. We will expand our aptitude to aggregate without depreciating our capability to brand. What does the jargon-based term "client-focused" really mean? We will deliver the buzzword "cross-platform". Imagine a combination of XSL and ASP. The ultra-cross-platform bandwidth factor is global. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. Think super-reality-based.