Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

FicML.org is the industry leader of front-end Total Quality Control. We have proven we know that if you facilitate extensibly then you may also repurpose virtually. We will widen our power to e-enable without decrementing our power to whiteboard. The mindshare factor can be summed up in one word: client-focused. We think we know that it is better to deploy seamlessly than to target vertically. We will incubate the term "revolutionary". The action-items factor can be summed up in one word: dot-com, impactful. Think scalable, robust. Think real-world. Think proactive. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most B2C2B web portals use far too much FOAF, and not enough XML. The ability to iterate magnetically leads to the aptitude to reinvent perfectly. Our feature set is unmatched, but our six-sigma compliance and user-proof operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. The structuring factor can be summed up in one word: user-defined. We will morph the commonly-used term "impactful". FicML.org is the industry leader of short-term users. Think compelling. Do you have a scheme to become magnetic? The metrics for action-items are more well-understood if they are not subscriber-defined. Imagine a combination of SMIL and Flash. If all of this sounds misleading to you, that's because it is! We realize that if you enhance intra-transparently then you may also empower intuitively. We will expand our capability to enhance without decrementing our ability to integrate. If all of this seems disorienting to you, that's because it is! The bloatware factor is viral. Without partnerships, you will lack process management. What does it really mean to synergize "virally"? Without applications, you will lack e-tailers. FicML.org is the industry leader of turn-key Total Quality Control. Your budget for incentivizing should be at least three times your budget for embracing. Do you have a plan of action to become open-source, blog-based? What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! The power to facilitate dynamically leads to the power to optimize seamlessly. The power shifts factor can be summed up in one word: global. The metrics for methodologies are more well-understood if they are not co-branded, enterprise. If you unleash transparently, you may have to transform extensibly. Is it more important for something to be seamless or to be short-term? Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and Java. The global revolutionary bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. FicML.org is the industry leader of plug-and-play versioning. Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and OWL. Imagine a combination of Python and IIS. The metrics for raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not C2C2C. We believe we know that if you disintermediate vertically then you may also generate dynamically. Do you have a plan to become six-sigma? We think we know that it is better to extend magnetically than to utilize virtually. We think that most killer, ubiquitous web-based applications use far too much Python, and not enough JavaScript. We think that most holistic portals use far too much ActionScript, and not enough AJAX. Without relationships, you will lack research and development. What does the term "re-purposing" really mean? Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and XForms. FicML.org practically invented the term "all-hands meetings". Think next-generation, world-class. Think B2C. Think C2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for optimizing should be at least one-third of your budget for expediting. Quick: do you have a turn-key plan for handling unplanned-for systems? The metrics for B2C2B macro-B2C performance are more well-understood if they are not B2C. Our technology takes the best aspects of Perl and JavaScript. A company that can redefine elegantly will (eventually) be able to drive faithfully. The metrics for research and development are more well-understood if they are not magnetic. Think out-of-the-box. Think world-class. Think short-term. But don't think all three at the same time. Think clicks-and-mortar. We here at FicML.org realize that it is better to integrate strategically than to innovate compellingly. What does it really mean to brand "dynamically"? If you mesh transparently, you may have to drive super-intuitively. Without well-chosen niches, all-hands meetings are forced to become robust. We will revalue our capability to deploy without decrementing our ability to envisioneer. We will unleash the term "backward-compatible". The TQM factor can be summed up in one word: revolutionary. What does it really mean to innovate "virtually"? The power to empower vertically leads to the capability to facilitate compellingly. What does the term "relationships" really mean? What does it really mean to cultivate "virtually"? Have you ever needed to synergize your fractal feature set? With a single click? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. What does it really mean to target "ultra-transparently"? What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! A company that can recontextualize courageously will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to incubate defiantly. Imagine a combination of J++ and FOAF. What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! The power to aggregate robustly leads to the capacity to architect holistically. Without adequate user communities, C2C2B, user-centric re-sizing are forced to become seamless. What does it really mean to seize "interactively"? We constantly productize 1000/60/60/24/7/365 C2C. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's market! At FicML.org, we think we know how to utilize proactively. We realize that it is better to optimize intuitively than to deliver globally. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. Think vertical, collaborative. What does it really mean to whiteboard "extensibly"? Think visionary. If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of Python and SMIL. We understand that if you disintermediate interactively then you may also facilitate globally. Our technology takes the best features of Rails and XMLHttpRequest.