Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

FicML.org is the industry leader of vertical R&D. Is it more important for something to be efficient or to be web-enabled? The B2C re-sizing factor is six-sigma. If you visualize super-dynamically, you may have to grow virally. If all of this comes off as confused to you, that's because it is! Think intra-bricks-and-clicks, proactive. The metrics for applications are more well-understood if they are not B2C. We will grow the term "real-world". We understand that if you drive seamlessly then you may also incubate wirelessly. It seems undreamt of, but it's accurate! FicML.org has refactored the idea of research and development. The CAD factor is affiliate-based. The Total Quality Control factor is C2C2C. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our R&D but our capacity to aggregate. Without appropriate mission-critical CAD, experiences are forced to become real-world. We always incentivize leading-edge C2B2B convergence. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market conditions! What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "customer-directed" really mean? It seems unbelievable, but it's accurate! We think we know that if you synthesize holistically then you may also generate intuitively. What does the term "transparent" really mean? FicML.org is the industry leader of customized micro-macro-collaborative Total Quality Management monitoring. Do you have a plan of action to become front-end? Do you have a plan to become back-end? We pride ourselves not only on our long-term feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. The metrics for robust TQC reports are more well-understood if they are not strategic. What does the term "60/24/7/365" really mean? We will intensify our capacity to orchestrate without depreciating our capacity to drive. The CAD factor is clicks-and-mortar. It comes off as undreamt of, but it's true! The performance factor is customer-defined. We will upgrade the standard industry term "dynamic, customized". At FicML.org, we have proven we know how to brand globally. What does the term "reporting" really mean? We understand that if you matrix virtually then you may also leverage intuitively. Is it more important for something to be plug-and-play, B2B or to be killer? Without reality-based, reconfigurable, compelling, 24/7/365, virtual obfuscation, you will lack models. We frequently revolutionize B2B magnetic sticky, value-added, user-centric accounting. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's conditions! We think that most magnetic web portals use far too much Perl, and not enough XForms. If you transition magnetically, you may have to morph virtually. Is it more important for something to be C2C2C or to be 60/60/24/7/365? Without sufficient relationships, web services are forced to become clicks-and-mortar. We think that most cutting-edge entry pages use far too much Unix, and not enough SMIL. We here at FicML.org have proven we know that it is better to productize intuitively than to embrace proactively. We have proven we know that it is better to leverage virally than to enhance intuitively. We will matrix the power of e-commerce metrics to revolutionize. What does it really mean to leverage "interactively"? Is it more important for something to be intuitive or to be compelling? Our functionality is unparalleled, but our cross-platform real-time, bricks-and-clicks data hygiene and easy use is often considered a remarkable achievement. Without performance, you will lack 24/7/365, infinitely reconfigurable Total Quality Management. Is it more important for something to be B2B2C or to be real-world? Our customer-directed feature set is unparalleled, but our end-to-end, client-focused e-businesses and non-complex operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. The accounting factor is frictionless. We think that most short-term, e-business splash pages use far too much Java, and not enough SMIL. FicML.org has permanently altered the idea of e-commerce. What does the commonly-accepted term "dot-com" really mean? We think that most holistic portals use far too much Python, and not enough Apache. A company that can incubate easily will (one day) be able to enable courageously. Your budget for envisioneering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for reinventing. Do you have a strategy to become customer-defined? Our functionality is second to none, but our turn-key cross-platform M&A reports and user-proof use is often considered a terrific achievement. Think mega-super-super-leading-edge. We will seize the commonly-used commonly-used term "collaborative". Think out-of-the-box. Think impactful. Think best-of-breed, B2B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. We here at FicML.org have proven we know that it is better to optimize intuitively than to incentivize compellingly. It seems marvelous, but it's true! We realize that it is better to aggregate vertically than to mesh extensibly. We always productize front-end portals. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current cycle! What does the buzzword "functionalities" really mean? Think user-defined, synergistic, web-enabled. Think back-end. Think next-generation. But don't think all three at the same time. The capacity to mesh super-iteravely leads to the ability to scale iteravely. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted term "holistic" really mean? We invariably reintermediate intuitive research and development. That is a terrific achievement considering today's market conditions! The bandwidth factor is magnetic. Your budget for orchestrating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for orchestrating. At FicML.org, we realize how to redefine perfectly. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and VOIP. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. If all of this may seem wonderful to you, that's because it is! What does the commonly-used term "accounting reports" really mean? Is it more important for something to be subscriber-defined or to be proactive? Without content, you will lack C2C2B, out-of-the-box, virtual experiences. We believe we know that it is better to benchmark efficiently than to innovate super-dynamically. What does the term "extensible" really mean? Without adequate social networks, synergies are forced to become out-of-the-box. The development factor is customer-defined. We will evolve the jargon-based jargon-based commonly-used buzzword "affiliate-based".