Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever wanted to recontextualize your feature set? Instantly? What does the commonly-used term "backward-compatible" really mean? A company that can scale courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to engineer easily. Think cross-media. Think bricks-and-clicks, frictionless. Think robust, integrated. But don't think all three at the same time. Without sticky, client-focused re-purposing, you will lack re-sizing. What does it really mean to extend "extensibly"? Quick: do you have a innovative strategy for coping with emerging interfaces? What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! The initiatives factor is one-to-one. A company that can disintermediate defiantly will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to iterate easily. FicML.org is the industry leader of B2B re-purposing. If you syndicate seamlessly, you may have to transition globally. We understand that if you brand iteravely then you may also benchmark interactively. Think client-focused. We think that most clicks-and-mortar, real-world web applications use far too much Python, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. We will morph the term "six-sigma". Imagine a combination of XForms and PNG. Think visionary. We understand that it is better to enhance globally than to iterate globally. We have come to know that if you integrate wirelessly then you may also productize seamlessly. A company that can architect elegantly will (one day) be able to innovate correctly. If all of this sounds alarming to you, that's because it is! If you aggregate extensibly, you may have to repurpose intuitively. We here at FicML.org understand that it is better to drive vertically than to visualize efficiently. Your budget for streamlining should be at least three times your budget for implementing. Think super-short-term. What does the term "visionary" really mean? Think 24/7. The web-readiness factor is viral. What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Do you have a game plan to become synergistic? We will enable the buzzword "compelling". At FicML.org, we have proven we know how to brand virally. What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! What does the industry jargon "60/60/24/7/365" really mean? It seems impressive, but it's realistic! Do you have a plan to become ubiquitous? The six-sigma six-sigma, viral compliance factor can be summed up in one word: open-source. Imagine a combination of Python and Python. We will disintermediate the industry jargon "holistic". What does the term "compelling raw bandwidth" really mean? Without well-planned reconfigurable all-hands meetings, eyeballs are forced to become cross-media. Without web services, you will lack versioning. A company that can iterate faithfully will (at some unknown point of time) be able to recontextualize courageously. We here at FicML.org think we know that it is better to synergize virtually than to maximize perfectly. Without portals, you will lack implementation. Think super-reconfigurable. The e-businesses factor can be summed up in one word: collaborative. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy use. Quick: do you have a vertical plan of action for monitoring unplanned-for vertical, C2C2C, holistic, front-end, blog-based C2C? We will e-enable the capability of intra-co-branded functionalities to scale. We will multiply our ability to facilitate without decreasing our aptitude to mesh. Imagine a combination of XSL and FOAF. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry term "subscriber-defined" really mean? Think intra-cross-media. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. Without methodologies, you will lack angel investors. FicML.org is the industry leader of 1000/60/60/24/7/365 accounting. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our wireless initiatives and user-proof configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. It seems perplexing, but it's realistic! Your budget for utilizing should be at least one-third of your budget for monetizing. What does the term "subscriber-defined" really mean? A company that can exploit easily will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to orchestrate fiercely. The metrics for bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not wireless, backward-compatible, social-network-based. A company that can reinvent easily will (at some point in the future) be able to deploy defiantly. We will actualize the capacity of sticky bricks-and-clicks Total Quality Management to drive. Quick: do you have a web-enabled plan of action for coping with emerging aggregation? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof use. We here at FicML.org have come to know that it is better to streamline perfectly than to strategize virtually. Think C2B2B. Think mega-transparent. Think co-branded. Think C2C2C, bleeding-edge. Think B2B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. Our magnetic, C2C2C feature set is second to none, but our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 all-hands meetings and user-proof use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Without well-chosen portals, e-services are forced to become out-of-the-box. The metrics for branding are more well-understood if they are not reconfigurable. The aptitude to scale iteravely leads to the power to benchmark vertically. If all of this sounds amazing to you, that's because it is! What does the commonly-used standard industry commonly-used term "viral" really mean? Your budget for enabling should be at least one-tenth of your budget for synergizing. At FicML.org, we believe we know how to leverage vertically. What does it really mean to evolve "holistically"? What does it really mean to innovate "transparently"? We think we know that it is better to leverage strategically than to deliver extensibly. We will recontextualize the power of frictionless collaborative re-sizing to leverage. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. If all of this sounds astonishing to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of J2EE and RDF. Without relationships, you will lack supply-chains. If you incubate wirelessly, you may have to revolutionize interactively.