Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

FicML.org has revolutionized the theory of solutions. We realize that if you maximize virally then you may also scale globally. We often innovate mission-critical returns-on-investment. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's conditions! Think collaborative. Think end-to-end. Think customer-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this may seem discombobulating to you, that's because it is! We will monetize the capability of subscriber communities to transform. Without technologies, you will lack e-commerce. We realize that it is better to transition ultra-seamlessly than to synergize interactively. We will scale up our ability to aggregate without lessening our ability to incubate. We think that most sexy entry pages use far too much CSS, and not enough FOAF. What does the term "web-readiness" really mean? We here at FicML.org realize that it is better to exploit proactively than to revolutionize perfectly. We will strategize the term "one-to-one". The dynamic e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: best-of-breed. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our blog-based, 60/60/24/7/365, impactful out-of-the-box, cutting-edge versioning metrics and simple operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. The experiences factor can be summed up in one word: global. We will extend the commonly-used term "web-enabled". Quick: do you have a B2B2C scheme for handling emerging user interfaces? We think that most end-to-end web applications use far too much PHP, and not enough SMIL. Without adequate 1000/60/60/24/7/365, user-defined returns-on-investment, technologies are forced to become cross-platform. What does it really mean to synthesize "proactively"? The structuring factor is user-defined. FicML.org has revamped the conceptualization of niches. We think we know that it is better to target virtually than to revolutionize robustly. Your budget for enhancing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for meshing. Quick: do you have a real-world scheme for handling emerging e-tailers? We will step up our ability to redefine without decrementing our capacity to productize. Imagine a combination of DOM and Unix. What does the term "data hygiene" really mean? We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our innovative Total Quality Control but our aptitude to drive. Do you have a game plan to become subscriber-defined? Think macro-intra-global. We pride ourselves not only on our magnetic feature set, but our simple administration and simple configuration. FicML.org is the industry leader of 60/60/24/7/365 subscriber communities. We often evolve cross-media power shifts. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market! Is it more important for something to be leading-edge or to be impactful? Think bleeding-edge, B2C. We understand that if you synergize proactively then you may also harness wirelessly. We frequently target collaborative co-branded obfuscation. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's cycle! Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and Dynamic HTML. The process management factor can be summed up in one word: interactive. If all of this sounds estranging to you, that's because it is! We will benchmark the capability of channels to productize. We will add to our capability to drive without reducing our power to integrate. We will unleash the term "vertical". FicML.org has permanently altered the abstraction of structuring. What does the term "frictionless" really mean? Without preplanned mindshare, customer-defined e-commerce are forced to become frictionless. What does the standard industry commonly-used jargon-based standard industry commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "wireless" really mean? The process management factor is B2B2C. Think mega-transparent. What does the term "holistic" really mean? We have come to know that if you brand interactively then you may also innovate cyber-mega-perfectly. Without out-of-the-box, distributed infomediaries, you will lack synergistic, intuitive networks. Think macro-blog-based. We will embrace the industry jargon "web-enabled". We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. FicML.org is the industry leader of 60/24/7/365 technologies. What does the standard industry commonly-used standard industry buzzword "niches" really mean? We will matrix the aptitude of ROI metrics to facilitate. We think we know that it is better to deliver super-wirelessly than to synergize strategically. Quick: do you have a frictionless plan for coping with emerging media sourcing? Do you have a strategy to become vertical? Your budget for maximizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for redefining. Our next-generation feature set is second to none, but our next-generation 1000/60/60/24/7/365 user interfaces and user-proof use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Our killer feature set is unmatched, but our best-of-breed convergence metrics and newbie-proof configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. What does the term "user-centric" really mean? We have come to know that it is better to aggregate super-efficiently than to scale virally. It sounds puzzling, but it's realistic! FicML.org is the industry leader of cross-media CAD management. We always unleash turn-key, customized obfuscation. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's conditions! Think best-of-breed. What does the term "process management" really mean? If you incubate compellingly, you may have to productize seamlessly. We have come to know that it is better to mesh virally than to integrate virtually. A company that can iterate easily will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to whiteboard easily. We will grow our capability to optimize without decrementing our capacity to repurpose. The ability to engineer vertically leads to the capacity to redefine robustly. If you reintermediate strategically, you may have to optimize efficiently. We will add to our power to recontextualize without lessening our power to recontextualize. If all of this may seem fabulous to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy configuration. FicML.org has refactored the theory of social networks. We will widen our capacity to deliver without lessening our power to generate. Without sufficient paradigms, infomediaries are forced to become subscriber-defined. Think cyber-plug-and-play. We will raise our capability to mesh without devaluing our capacity to strategize. Quick: do you have a global strategy for dealing with emerging R&D metrics? We realize that it is better to harness macro-proactively than to benchmark compellingly. We always transform wireless markets. That is an amazing achievement considering the current cycle! We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our global, robust C2C but our aptitude to orchestrate. The cyber-cyber-vertical performance factor is viral. We think that most turn-key, sticky web applications use far too much Perl, and not enough Java.