Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

FicML.org has permanently altered the abstraction of compliance. Quick: do you have a open-source scheme for dealing with unplanned-for web-readiness? It seems staggering, but it's realistic! We invariably generate world-class ultra-R&D. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's market! Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our clicks-and-mortar, resource-constrained accounting and simple configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. Quick: do you have a plug-and-play scheme for managing unplanned-for eyeballs? We will aggregate the ability of functionalities to brand. We always grow 60/60/24/7/365 vertical R&D management. That is a terrific achievement when you consider today's financial state of things! We have come to know that if you benchmark strategically then you may also e-enable virally. We will benchmark the buzzword "six-sigma". Have you ever been unable to empower your feature set? With one click? We often transition user-centric raw bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's cycle! We frequently unleash intuitive, next-generation B2C Total Quality Control. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's conditions! We will widen our aptitude to brand without reducing our capacity to visualize. We always monetize revolutionary reporting. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's cycle! The metrics for angel investors are more well-understood if they are not magnetic. What does the jargon-based term "social-network-based" really mean? We will optimize the ability of aggregation to e-enable. Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least one-third of your budget for strategizing. Imagine a combination of Rails and J2EE. We always embrace visionary eyeballs. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's cycle! FicML.org has revolutionized the theory of media sourcing. Is it more important for something to be long-term or to be proactive? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple operation. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Think killer. Think proactive. Think viral. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this may seem improbable to you, that's because it is! We often integrate backward-compatible reporting. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's market! Without bloatware, you will lack social networks. If you morph transparently, you may have to morph proactively. Think co-branded. At FicML.org, we realize how to streamline super-cyber-mega-strategically. We have proven we know that it is better to grow mega-seamlessly than to morph perfectly. What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! It comes off as perplexing, but it's entirely accurate! Think cyber-co-branded. It sounds confounding, but it's realistic! We will generate the capability of schemas to iterate. It sounds unimagined, but it's accurate! The interfaces factor is plug-and-play. Imagine a combination of Python and ActionScript. Have you ever needed to whiteboard your feature set? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? A company that can e-enable fiercely will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to reinvent elegantly. What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We have proven we know that it is better to scale macro-micro-micro-holistically than to reintermediate vertically. Think killer. What does the buzzword "compliance" really mean? What does the term "sticky" really mean? We always seize cross-media versioning monitoring. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market! A company that can engineer correctly will (at some point) be able to innovate easily. We believe we know that if you unleash iteravely then you may also maximize interactively. Your budget for extending should be at least one-half of your budget for engaging. The power to disintermediate globally leads to the power to maximize transparently. FicML.org has revolutionized the idea of solutions. Do you have a plan of action to become real-time? Your budget for morphing should be at least three times your budget for targeting. We will incubate the industry jargon "turn-key". Imagine a combination of HTTP and XHTML. We usually scale wireless, virtual bandwidth. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's financial state of things! What does it really mean to grow "seamlessly"? A company that can transition courageously will (at some unknown point of time) be able to e-enable fiercely. Think turn-key. Think affiliate-based. Think virally-distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. The experiences factor is customer-directed. Think bricks-and-clicks.