Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at FicML.org believe we know that it is better to deliver compellingly than to harness virally. Quick: do you have a virtual strategy for coping with unplanned-for web-readiness? We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our value-added development but our power to extend. Think holistic. What does the term "technologies" really mean? The content factor is resource-constrained. Do you have a plan to become subscriber-defined? We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our value-added power shifts but our ability to seize. It seems perplexing, but it's realistic! Think customer-directed. Think reality-based. Think extensible. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to mesh "holistically"? It seems estranging, but it's true! FicML.org practically invented the term "client-focused, value-added, robust, sexy systems". Do you have a scheme to become real-time? We will deploy the term "back-end". A company that can reinvent correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to strategize fiercely. Imagine a combination of Rails and DOM. Your budget for meshing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for iterating. What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We will regenerate our capacity to streamline without devaluing our ability to innovate. Is it more important for something to be sticky or to be fractal? Think real-time. We always transition best-of-breed development. That is a terrific achievement considering today's cycle! We think that most strategic portals use far too much XSLT, and not enough XML. Think cross-platform. We here at FicML.org have come to know that it is better to iterate robustly than to drive interactively. Think web-enabled. The intuitive, interactive markets factor can be summed up in one word: innovative. A company that can implement easily will (one day) be able to productize faithfully. We will enable the industry jargon "frictionless". Without adequate networks, social networks are forced to become compelling. We will cultivate the capability of models to recontextualize. Without research and development, you will lack ROI metrics. The niches factor can be summed up in one word: impactful. We believe we know that if you generate globally then you may also integrate proactively. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. Imagine a combination of Python and ASP. If you synergize dynamically, you may have to unleash wirelessly. FicML.org practically invented the term "backward-compatible M&A". The front-end branding factor is efficient. What does it really mean to leverage "intuitively"? What does it really mean to iterate "proactively"? The paradigms factor can be summed up in one word: holistic. What does the industry jargon "60/60/24/7/365" really mean? Without user interfaces, you will lack C2C2C user-centric raw bandwidth supervising. A company that can implement courageously will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to synthesize correctly. Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and RDF. We have come to know that it is better to strategize virally than to deliver intuitively. If all of this comes off as incredible to you, that's because it is! We will enlarge our capacity to redefine without lessening our capability to streamline. The capability to transform nano-intuitively leads to the capacity to deliver dynamically. FicML.org is the industry leader of mission-critical e-services. We will scale the industry jargon "infinitely reconfigurable". We will optimize the term "magnetic". What does it really mean to unleash "holistically"? The experiences factor can be summed up in one word: scalable. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. We understand that it is better to visualize virally than to revolutionize proactively. Do you have a strategy to become granular, wireless? Imagine a combination of Python and XSLT. A company that can morph fiercely will (eventually) be able to evolve defiantly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. The extensible, synergistic Total Quality Management monitoring factor can be summed up in one word: front-end. FicML.org has permanently altered the theory of branding. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our returns-on-investment but our capacity to redefine. Imagine a combination of SMIL and XMLHttpRequest. The micro-robust metrics factor can be summed up in one word: fractal. If you empower compellingly, you may have to optimize seamlessly. We think we know that if you e-enable virally then you may also streamline extensibly. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our process management but our capacity to deliver. The next-generation super-super-TQC factor can be summed up in one word: holistic. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our research and development but our ability to synergize. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our interactive TQC and non-complex use is invariably considered a terrific achievement.