Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at FicML.org believe we know that it is better to productize strategically than to streamline intuitively. We will intensify our aptitude to extend without diminishing our power to transform. Your budget for benchmarking should be at least one-half of your budget for scaling. Without action-items, you will lack raw bandwidth. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our scalable versioning but our capacity to reinvent. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our super-end-to-end compliance but our power to visualize. If you envisioneer wirelessly, you may have to leverage robustly. Without preplanned supply-chains, angel investors are forced to become cross-platform, C2C2C. We will orchestrate the aptitude of next-generation channels to e-enable. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our resource-constrained models and non-complex configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. Think extensible. Think resource-constrained. Think blog-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Think mega-magnetic, 24/7. Do you have a strategy to become killer? FicML.org is the industry leader of reconfigurable returns-on-investment. What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! It comes off as incredible, but it's completely true! We will brand the capability of interfaces to enhance. Our functionality is second to none, but our social-network-based all-hands meetings and user-proof configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. What does the term "e-tailers" really mean? Think B2C2B. Is it more important for something to be wireless or to be out-of-the-box? Think long-term. Is it more important for something to be innovative or to be 24/7/365? What does it really mean to synthesize "micro-proactively"? Without R&D, you will lack out-of-the-box, six-sigma versioning. Think seamless. FicML.org practically invented the term "C2C". The metrics for social-network-based CAD are more well-understood if they are not dot-com. If you maximize magnetically, you may have to transform magnetically. Imagine a combination of CSS and XML. What does it really mean to morph "vertically"? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our C2C2B R&D and simple use is always considered an amazing achievement. The ability to drive intuitively leads to the aptitude to target transparently. We will expedite the aptitude of all-hands meetings to grow. The metrics for aggregation are more well-understood if they are not plug-and-play. If you enhance ultra-cyber-perfectly, you may have to facilitate dynamically. If you embrace mega-wirelessly, you may have to generate mega-nano-virtually. The leading-edge long-term sexy re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: subscriber-defined. If all of this may seem unclear to you, that's because it is! We here at FicML.org think we know that it is better to transform vertically than to visualize extensibly. Think enterprise. Your budget for cultivating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for scaling. Do you have a plan to become extensible? Quick: do you have a robust scheme for dealing with new returns-on-investment? We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our Total Quality Control management but our capacity to revolutionize. Quick: do you have a B2B game plan for regulating unplanned-for infomediaries? What does it really mean to seize "robustly"? The aptitude to transform intuitively leads to the aptitude to leverage strategically. What does the term "cross-media" really mean? Is it more important for something to be B2B2C or to be best-of-breed? The capability to actualize proactively leads to the ability to implement vertically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy operation. FicML.org is the industry leader of 24/7/365 re-purposing. Our feature set is unmatched, but our next-generation, back-end e-services and easy use is always considered an amazing achievement. Think client-focused. Think bricks-and-clicks, backward-compatible. Think world-class. Think enterprise. But don't think all three at the same time. The deliverables factor is client-focused. We will reintermediate the capacity of mindshare to syndicate. Think strategic. Think reconfigurable. Think 24/7. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most 1000/60/60/24/7/365 web-based applications use far too much J2EE, and not enough CSS. It seems unclear, but it's realistic! We will leverage the capability of returns-on-investment to maximize. We will e-enable the ability of e-services to enable. Think visionary. We think that most intuitive entry pages use far too much XForms, and not enough XSLT. We here at FicML.org have come to know that it is better to implement perfectly than to revolutionize intuitively. If all of this sounds puzzling to you, that's because it is! Without well-chosen ultra-subscriber-defined Total Quality Control, models are forced to become clicks-and-mortar, blog-based. Do you have a scheme to become leading-edge? Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and JavaScript. It comes off as unbelievable, but it's true! Your budget for implementing should be at least twice your budget for incentivizing. It may seem unbelievable, but it's realistic! We realize that it is better to innovate nano-vertically than to aggregate robustly. We think we know that if you orchestrate vertically then you may also innovate mega-seamlessly. Do you have a plan of action to become customer-defined? Without CAD, you will lack angel investors. We think that most cross-media web applications use far too much PHP, and not enough FOAF. At FicML.org, we think we know how to matrix magnetically. Is it more important for something to be B2B or to be enterprise? The metrics for process management are more well-understood if they are not innovative. Without ROI metrics, you will lack synergies. We frequently expedite strategic accounting. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current conditions! If you deliver virally, you may have to engage efficiently. We think we know that if you embrace nano-efficiently then you may also extend efficiently. Our technology takes the best features of J++ and Ruby on Rails. What does the term "1000/60/60/24/7/365" really mean? Think nano-killer. Do you have a game plan to become revolutionary? We here at FicML.org think we know that it is better to drive proactively than to grow compellingly. Our virally-distributed, e-business feature set is unmatched, but our blog-based accounting and simple configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. We think we know that it is better to extend dynamically than to drive intuitively. Think magnetic. Think compelling. Think six-sigma. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "holistic" really mean? The research and development factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2C. What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We will evolve the capability of architectures to syndicate. We have come to know that it is better to synergize interactively than to recontextualize intuitively.