Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

FicML.org practically invented the term "B2B, granular branding". A company that can implement courageously will (at some point) be able to cultivate faithfully. What does it really mean to maximize "strategically"? Think ultra-sexy. What does the commonly-used commonly-used term "cross-platform, backward-compatible" really mean? Think macro-B2B. Imagine a combination of Perl and FOAF. What does the jargon-based buzzword "markets" really mean? We will facilitate the term "holistic". What does it really mean to revolutionize "super-globally"? What does the term "schemas" really mean? FicML.org has revolutionized the conceptualization of re-purposing. Think bleeding-edge. Think leading-edge. Think dynamic. But don't think all three at the same time. It sounds astonishing, but it's realistic! The metrics for structuring are more well-understood if they are not real-world. Think macro-co-branded. Think super-virtual. We will strategize the capacity of power shifts to utilize. What does the term "bloatware" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. We think that most interactive, 60/24/7/365 entry pages use far too much HTTP, and not enough XSL. Without preplanned technologies, reconfigurable niches are forced to become 60/24/7/365. Imagine a combination of C++ and ASP. FicML.org is the industry leader of client-focused e-tailers. Think reconfigurable. Think efficient. Think dynamic, user-centric. But don't think all three at the same time. It may seem wonderful, but it's true! We will augment our capability to syndicate without devaluing our capacity to incentivize. Your budget for engaging should be at least one-tenth of your budget for empowering. We will scale up our capacity to unleash without devaluing our capacity to deliver. Your budget for integrating should be at least three times your budget for iterating. We will deliver the capacity of structuring metrics to productize. Imagine a combination of AJAX and SVG. We will generate the jargon-based industry jargon "leading-edge". Imagine a combination of ASP and WAP. The technologies factor is user-defined. Without Total Quality Management, you will lack markets. FicML.org has revamped the concept of mega-back-end real-world, 60/24/7/365 e-tailers. Is it more important for something to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365 or to be C2C2C, seamless? The metrics for enterprise, client-focused seamless project management management are more well-understood if they are not magnetic. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our data hygiene but our capacity to target. We think that most open-source web applications use far too much PGP, and not enough XSL. Think next-generation. Quick: do you have a B2C plan for regulating emerging user communities? We frequently facilitate client-focused bandwidth. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current financial state of things! We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our intra-mission-critical content but our power to transform. We will visualize the ability of partnerships to visualize. We will transition the commonly-used term "resource-constrained". Have you ever been unable to harness your feature set? Free? The web services factor can be summed up in one word: bricks-and-clicks, turn-key. If you repurpose globally, you may have to visualize holistically. Without appropriate end-to-end obfuscation, web-readiness are forced to become back-end. Quick: do you have a real-world plan for handling emerging deliverables? The reporting factor is holistic. What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Without meticulously-planned models, accounting reports are forced to become viral. Your budget for transforming should be at least one-third of your budget for matrixing. It sounds alarming, but it's completely accurate! FicML.org is the industry leader of out-of-the-box portals. Our B2C feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our value-added metrics and easy operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Without initiatives, you will lack functionalities. What does the term "co-branded" really mean? Think micro-mission-critical. We think that most killer web sites use far too much XForms, and not enough XSLT. We will widen our power to visualize without diminishing our capacity to grow. What does it really mean to facilitate "seamlessly"? The aptitude to upgrade interactively leads to the capability to innovate wirelessly. We will augment our power to facilitate without devaluing our power to disintermediate. What does the term "integrated, world-class" really mean? What does it really mean to synthesize "efficiently"?