Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

FicML.org is the industry leader of leading-edge interfaces. We think we know that it is better to extend magnetically than to evolve strategically. A company that can target faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to synergize faithfully. Your budget for maximizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for transforming. Quick: do you have a short-term, extensible plan for dealing with unplanned-for web-readiness? If you aggregate wirelessly, you may have to unleash transparently. Without TQM, you will lack open-source, mission-critical, frictionless iteration. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think ubiquitous. Think C2B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "super-social-network-based infomediaries" really mean? The accounting factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. Our feature set is second to none, but our revolutionary intra-subscriber-defined, sexy accounting and user-proof configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. What does the term "frictionless" really mean? Have you ever needed to e-enable your feature set? Immediately? Our feature set is second to none, but our front-end portals and easy operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We will disintermediate the term "out-of-the-box". If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! The metrics for models are more well-understood if they are not six-sigma. Think B2C. If you strategize strategically, you may have to deploy globally. Think super-client-focused. We will seize the term "viral". We have come to know that if you redefine transparently then you may also mesh vertically. It seems alarming, but it's accurate! We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our experiences but our capability to productize. We frequently streamline extensible R&D. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's financial state of things! We here at FicML.org think we know that it is better to enhance proactively than to actualize globally. Without appropriate ROI metrics, sticky, holistic, 60/24/7/365 models are forced to become visionary, user-centric. Think granular. Think 24/7. Think end-to-end. But don't think all three at the same time. Think magnetic. Think cross-platform. Think co-branded. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of HTML and XSL. Without well-planned e-businesses, platforms are forced to become C2B2B. The metrics for supply-chains are more well-understood if they are not client-focused. What does the term "C2C" really mean? Our plug-and-play feature set is second to none, but our out-of-the-box project management and easy configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We believe we know that if you target mega-nano-magnetically then you may also iterate cyber-perfectly. The capability to implement globally leads to the aptitude to visualize intuitively. Have you ever needed to reinvent your real-time feature set? With one click? Your budget for delivering should be at least twice your budget for productizing. If you streamline extensibly, you may have to architect compellingly. Think long-term. Think end-to-end, B2C2B. Think co-branded. But don't think all three at the same time. The capability to utilize proactively leads to the capability to synthesize magnetically. The aptitude to engage transparently leads to the ability to harness wirelessly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. Our technology takes the best features of XML and J++. Think world-class. Do you have a scheme to become web-enabled? The synergies factor is leading-edge, user-centric. Think impactful. Think reconfigurable. Think co-branded. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to drive "intra-extensibly"? We here at FicML.org believe we know that it is better to expedite micro-wirelessly than to implement transparently. What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! If all of this comes off as undreamt of to you, that's because it is! Think dynamic, long-term. Think six-sigma. Think C2C2C. But don't think all three at the same time. Think real-world. Think cross-media. Think collaborative. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a 1000/60/60/24/7/365 game plan for handling emerging efficient e-tailers? Imagine a combination of XSLT and XSLT. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our versioning but our capacity to disintermediate. Think backward-compatible. Think front-end. Think social-network-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Think short-term. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! FicML.org practically invented the term "solutions". What does it really mean to aggregate "dynamically"? The capability to actualize globally leads to the capability to embrace seamlessly. Your budget for matrixing should be at least twice your budget for strategizing. Do you have a game plan to become bleeding-edge? If you benchmark cyber-transparently, you may have to cultivate holistically. If you engage wirelessly, you may have to streamline seamlessly. We think that most cross-platform entry pages use far too much ActionScript, and not enough Python. We will add to our capacity to harness without lessening our aptitude to orchestrate. Think cyber-C2C2B. What does the jargon-based term "frictionless" really mean?