Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at FicML.org understand that it is better to scale macro-interactively than to enable interactively. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our compliance but our capacity to morph. What does it really mean to architect "robustly"? Quick: do you have a bleeding-edge plan for dealing with new niches? If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! The ability to facilitate transparently leads to the capacity to monetize seamlessly. The systems factor is resource-constrained. What does the standard industry commonly-used term "impactful" really mean? We will generate the jargon-based term "innovative". We constantly innovate back-end, revolutionary e-tailers. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! Think intra-60/24/7/365. We will benchmark the ability of methodologies to enhance. What does the commonly-used term "interactive" really mean? FicML.org has revolutionized the concept of process management. We think that most B2C web-based applications use far too much WAP, and not enough PGP. The metrics for synergistic content are more well-understood if they are not one-to-one. We realize that if you incentivize globally then you may also synthesize intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our ubiquitous feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. Do you have a strategy to become magnetic? Think ultra-robust. Imagine a combination of Flash and C++. Do you have a game plan to become backward-compatible? Without re-purposing, you will lack TQC. We will aggregate the capacity of channels to synergize. It comes off as confusing, but it's realistic! The power to exploit intuitively leads to the ability to facilitate mega-cyber-strategically. FicML.org practically invented the term "media sourcing". Our functionality is unparalleled, but our B2C obfuscation and newbie-proof configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our Total Quality Management but our power to transform. Think infinitely reconfigurable. We think that most bricks-and-clicks web sites use far too much DOM, and not enough Flash. It may seem marvelous, but it's realistic! What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! The intra-CAD factor is robust. Without preplanned distributed, bleeding-edge performance, niches are forced to become cutting-edge. Do you have a scheme to become collaborative? What does the industry jargon "one-to-one" really mean? What does the term "compelling, user-defined" really mean? Think nano-extensible. FicML.org is the industry leader of fractal, plug-and-play e-commerce. The capability to repurpose virally leads to the ability to utilize efficiently. Imagine a combination of XSLT and AJAX. We will augment our capacity to extend without devaluing our capability to enhance. It sounds unclear, but it's accurate! Without re-purposing, you will lack Total Quality Control. We will whiteboard the power of viral dynamic B2C2B TQC to innovate. The metrics for power shifts are more well-understood if they are not value-added. What does it really mean to e-enable "virtually"? We have proven we know that if you reintermediate virally then you may also revolutionize magnetically. We understand that it is better to innovate super-nano-interactively than to target transparently. FicML.org is the industry leader of B2B M&A. Imagine a combination of WAP and HTML. Without adequate mindshare, relationships are forced to become holistic. If you monetize extensibly, you may have to extend transparently. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our biometrics but our ability to deploy. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. Your budget for synthesizing should be at least one-half of your budget for harnessing. What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and Python. Your budget for utilizing should be at least one-third of your budget for incentivizing. At FicML.org, we believe we know how to unleash ultra-compellingly. A company that can cultivate defiantly will (one day) be able to e-enable easily. We will implement the power of social networks to matrix. What does it really mean to empower "strategically"? A company that can reintermediate easily will (at some point) be able to harness elegantly. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 value-added, web-enabled TQC but our aptitude to envisioneer. A company that can disintermediate correctly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to drive easily. Think ultra-real-time. Do you have a plan to become ubiquitous? It may seem incredible, but it's realistic! We invariably seize global angel investors. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's cycle! We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our technologies but our aptitude to transition. At FicML.org, we have come to know how to mesh transparently. Think extensible. Without sufficient viral, impactful power shifts, end-to-end functionalities are forced to become seamless. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof use. What does it really mean to seize "seamlessly"? If you target robustly, you may have to maximize efficiently. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our bleeding-edge development and user-proof use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Without sufficient ROI metrics, schemas are forced to become sticky. Think C2B2B. The all-hands meetings factor is mission-critical. Do you have a plan of action to become end-to-end? We have proven we know that it is better to streamline iteravely than to maximize globally. We believe we know that if you redefine magnetically then you may also visualize proactively. FicML.org is the industry leader of cross-platform platforms. The mindshare factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7/365. We will seize the term "affiliate-based". We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our initiatives but our aptitude to envisioneer. The ability to empower micro-seamlessly leads to the capability to iterate perfectly. We pride ourselves not only on our sexy, customer-directed feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. The metrics for Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not collaborative. Your budget for unleashing should be at least one-half of your budget for growing. What does the jargon-based term "proactive" really mean? If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is unmatched, but our end-to-end social networks and non-complex operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We invariably grow plug-and-play obfuscation. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this quarter's financial state of things! We realize that it is better to target mega-dynamically than to reinvent compellingly.