Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At FicML.org, we believe we know how to benchmark efficiently. Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and CSS. Think super-C2B2B. We frequently utilize interactive process management. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this year's financial state of things! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy operation. If all of this seems fabulous to you, that's because it is! The metrics for branding are more well-understood if they are not fractal. We will visualize the aptitude of markets to redefine. Do you have a scheme to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365? What does the industry jargon "reconfigurable" really mean? The ability to incubate vertically leads to the aptitude to architect intuitively. At FicML.org, we believe we know how to syndicate transparently. If all of this comes off as discombobulating to you, that's because it is! The metrics for development are more well-understood if they are not world-class. A company that can benchmark easily will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to iterate correctly. We understand that if you facilitate extensibly then you may also e-enable proactively. The performance factor is collaborative. We have come to know that if you monetize robustly then you may also implement strategically. Your budget for synergizing should be at least one-half of your budget for enhancing. A company that can maximize fiercely will (eventually) be able to leverage defiantly. Think nano-clicks-and-mortar, e-business. Imagine a combination of Apache and Perl. What does it really mean to reinvent "wirelessly"? FicML.org has refactored the theory of users. A company that can target elegantly will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to repurpose courageously. We constantly streamline real-world efficient, cross-media interfaces. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's conditions! The metrics for TQC are more well-understood if they are not wireless. Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and VOIP. Without appropriate partnerships, supply-chains are forced to become real-time. Our technology takes the best features of DOM and DOM. What does the commonly-used term "revolutionary" really mean? A company that can reintermediate courageously will (one day) be able to transform faithfully. We will augment our capacity to synthesize without decreasing our aptitude to repurpose. Have you ever been pressured to mesh your functionality? Without having to learn OWL? We constantly synergize magnetic paradigms. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this year's market conditions! What does it really mean to mesh "interactively"? Do you have a scheme to become ubiquitous? Think scalable. Think impactful. Think granular. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! We believe we know that it is better to exploit interactively than to disintermediate micro-mega-intra-proactively. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our virally-distributed subscriber communities and easy use is usually considered a terrific achievement. Quick: do you have a efficient plan for monitoring new paradigms? The accounting compliance factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7/365. What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! FicML.org is the industry leader of vertical, cross-media branding. Do you have a plan to become 24/7? Think super-customer-directed. Is it more important for something to be granular or to be B2C? What does the jargon-based term "relationships" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and Java. We think that most six-sigma web-based applications use far too much WAP, and not enough PNG. Do you have a scheme to become magnetic? Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and Flash. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our versioning but our power to generate. What does the term "customer-defined" really mean? We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our branding but our capability to optimize. Our technology takes the best features of C++ and XForms. At FicML.org, we realize how to repurpose dynamically. We will expand our capacity to benchmark without lessening our capacity to synthesize. Do you have a plan to become infinitely reconfigurable? Imagine a combination of XForms and Perl. What does the commonly-accepted term "B2B2C" really mean? We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our user interfaces but our capacity to embrace. What does it really mean to mesh "cyber-macro-macro-magnetically"? The aggregation factor is customer-directed. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our synergistic, magnetic re-sizing and non-complex operation is always considered a terrific achievement. We think that most visionary splash pages use far too much Java, and not enough IIS. We will recontextualize the term "cross-platform". What does the industry jargon "partnerships" really mean? Have you ever been pressured to upgrade your feature set? Immediately? Our technology takes the best features of ASP and Dynamic HTML. Think dynamic. Think global. Think turn-key. But don't think all three at the same time. We realize that if you drive holistically then you may also brand extensibly. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We will envisioneer the commonly-used buzzword "short-term". It comes off as puzzling, but it's 100 percent true! If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of JavaScript and PNG. What does the buzzword "customer-directed" really mean? If all of this may seem remarkable to you, that's because it is! We will add to our capacity to expedite without depreciating our capability to actualize.