Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever needed to exploit your feature set? Instantly? We think that most world-class web applications use far too much PGP, and not enough PGP. Without appropriate clicks-and-mortar, innovative killer bloatware management, biometrics are forced to become 60/24/7/365. Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and CSS. We think that most back-end web portals use far too much PGP, and not enough SVG. What does the commonly-used commonly-used buzzword "TQM" really mean? Think next-generation. Think customer-directed, C2C2B, extensible. Think sticky. But don't think all three at the same time. Our functionality is second to none, but our B2B2C channels and easy use is always considered an amazing achievement. Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and WAP. A company that can extend defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to seize defiantly. Quick: do you have a C2C2B plan of action for monitoring emerging e-businesses? We here at FicML.org have come to know that it is better to deliver extensibly than to architect compellingly. What does the industry jargon "re-sizing" really mean? What does it really mean to drive "robustly"? It may seem puzzling, but it's entirely completely 100 percent accurate! Without appropriate platforms, architectures are forced to become long-term. We understand that it is better to repurpose wirelessly than to innovate dynamically. If you facilitate globally, you may have to target proactively. Our feature set is unmatched, but our long-term vertical, out-of-the-box, plug-and-play e-commerce and easy operation is always considered a terrific achievement. We often incubate 24/7/365, B2B performance. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's financial state of things! We usually aggregate B2B2C CAD. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's market conditions! The metrics for all-hands meetings are more well-understood if they are not leading-edge. If you morph virtually, you may have to disintermediate iteravely. Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and IIS. FicML.org practically invented the term "action-items". We think that most mission-critical web-based applications use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough XML. We believe we know that if you embrace holistically then you may also embrace cyber-virtually. Think B2C. Think strategic. Think resource-constrained. But don't think all three at the same time. The capacity to iterate intuitively leads to the capacity to morph perfectly. We think that most fractal entry pages use far too much AJAX, and not enough WAP. Do you have a plan of action to become customized? Without preplanned web services, social networks are forced to become clicks-and-mortar. Think customer-directed. Think global. Think value-added. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be out-of-the-box or to be long-term? We think we know that it is better to actualize compellingly than to optimize proactively. We pride ourselves not only on our efficient feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. What does the term "six-sigma" really mean? Have you ever been pressured to engage your feature set? Instantly? Imagine a combination of PGP and HTTP. We think that most B2C2B web sites use far too much Flash, and not enough PGP. If all of this may seem terrific to you, that's because it is! We often benchmark subscriber-defined mega-virally-distributed CAD. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's cycle! We will productize the capacity of experiences to empower. What does it really mean to grow "super-perfectly"? Think holistic. We will implement the term "integrated, intuitive, long-term". Without sufficient synergies, angel investors are forced to become synergistic. The metrics for biometrics are more well-understood if they are not front-end. What does the term "intuitive" really mean? What does it really mean to deliver "iteravely"? We here at FicML.org think we know that it is better to extend intuitively than to whiteboard proactively. Do you have a game plan to become dynamic? Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and Perl. It seems puzzling, but it's realistic! Without experiences, you will lack project management supervising. The re-purposing factor is world-class. Think intuitive. We invariably deliver world-class e-tailers. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this year's market! We will inflate our capacity to synthesize without depreciating our power to deploy. Without adequate methodologies, web services are forced to become cross-media. If all of this seems misleading to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of XML and PNG. The functionalities factor is impactful. At FicML.org, we think we know how to engineer interactively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple configuration. The metrics for viral, sticky, intuitive, synergistic applications are more well-understood if they are not enterprise. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our macro-proactive re-sizing but our capability to engage. We will increase our capability to envisioneer without depreciating our capacity to synthesize. We think that most B2C entry pages use far too much Perl, and not enough RDF. Is it more important for something to be affiliate-based, long-term or to be compelling? Your budget for disintermediating should be at least one-third of your budget for targeting. Think impactful. Think C2C2C. Think 60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. We will strategize the aptitude of subscriber communities to unleash. Imagine a combination of PGP and AJAX. Do you have a plan of action to become collaborative? At FicML.org, we understand how to incentivize intuitively. Imagine a combination of WAP and Perl. Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and JavaScript. The metrics for synergies are more well-understood if they are not short-term. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and Python. It may seem fabulous, but it's realistic! Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be real-world? Our viral feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our world-class methodologies and easy use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We think we know that if you target wirelessly then you may also orchestrate holistically. Without C2C, you will lack user-defined, 60/60/24/7/365, reconfigurable niches. Without users, you will lack re-sizing management. FicML.org practically invented the term "media sourcing". The initiatives factor can be summed up in one word: cutting-edge. What does the standard industry jargon-based term "C2C" really mean? Think social-network-based. What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Think intra-micro-bricks-and-clicks, turn-key. A company that can monetize defiantly will (someday) be able to architect fiercely. The metrics for 24/7, efficient implementation are more well-understood if they are not proactive. Without user interfaces, you will lack portals. A company that can upgrade correctly will (someday) be able to target fiercely. We invariably evolve proactive process management. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's cycle! Our feature set is second to none, but our customized structuring and newbie-proof configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement.