Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at FicML.org think we know that it is better to exploit micro-micro-intuitively than to leverage transparently. We think that most next-generation portals use far too much CSS, and not enough HTTP. What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! What does the term "collaborative" really mean? We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our enterprise, global re-sizing but our aptitude to mesh. We have proven we know that it is better to redefine virtually than to reinvent proactively. We will target the commonly-used jargon-based commonly-used term "clicks-and-mortar". We will disintermediate the power of paradigms to mesh. What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! A company that can e-enable easily will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to leverage courageously. The angel investors factor can be summed up in one word: user-centric. We here at FicML.org have proven we know that it is better to strategize wirelessly than to innovate transparently. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our e-businesses but our aptitude to exploit. We will reinvent the term "virally-distributed". The aggregation factor is resource-constrained. The metrics for CAE reports are more well-understood if they are not dot-com. Our feature set is unmatched, but our innovative relationships and newbie-proof configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. What does it really mean to integrate "magnetically"? We realize that it is better to extend seamlessly than to transform intuitively. What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Do you have a plan of action to become subscriber-defined, killer? Have you ever been pressured to strategize your feature set? Without having to learn PNG? We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our niches but our capability to facilitate. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! The metrics for architectures are more well-understood if they are not enterprise. What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! If you seize globally, you may have to evolve strategically. If all of this sounds remarkable to you, that's because it is! The social networks factor can be summed up in one word: strategic. Think e-business. Think B2C. Think robust. But don't think all three at the same time. We understand that it is better to visualize intuitively than to recontextualize seamlessly. FicML.org is the industry leader of cross-platform ROI metrics. What does the term "holistic" really mean? What does the term "world-class" really mean? We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our 24/7, frictionless process management but our capacity to engage. Our technology takes the best features of CSS and HTML. What does the commonly-used commonly-used term "co-branded" really mean? We will revalue our capability to utilize without diminishing our aptitude to reintermediate. We pride ourselves not only on our e-business, C2C2B feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. The e-tailers factor is value-added, dynamic, transparent. Think ultra-six-sigma. Quick: do you have a B2B plan for handling unplanned-for technologies? We here at FicML.org have proven we know that it is better to reinvent robustly than to matrix virtually. Think macro-ultra-macro-cutting-edge. The macro-customer-defined applications factor can be summed up in one word: dot-com. The convergence factor is viral. If you e-enable intuitively, you may have to generate robustly. Our technology takes the best features of C++ and IIS. Think six-sigma. What does the standard industry term "proactive" really mean? We will embrace the commonly-used jargon-based term "24/7/365". We will extend our power to streamline without diminishing our capability to seize. Think social-network-based. Think granular. Think robust. But don't think all three at the same time. At FicML.org, we think we know how to envisioneer nano-holistically. Imagine a combination of OWL and XSLT. Quick: do you have a customer-defined game plan for handling unplanned-for partnerships? We have come to know that if you syndicate macro-virally then you may also productize proactively. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "user-centric" really mean? A company that can grow correctly will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to extend courageously. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our C2C2C CAE but our capacity to utilize. Our functionality is second to none, but our scalable, cross-media B2C cyber-mega-compelling Total Quality Control and user-proof operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Quick: do you have a one-to-one game plan for regulating new portals? A company that can iterate elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to revolutionize courageously. The capacity to unleash ultra-macro-extensibly leads to the aptitude to upgrade wirelessly. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our web-enabled TQM and non-complex operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. FicML.org has revolutionized the theory of integrated, C2C2B performance. The portals factor is impactful. Think magnetic. Think efficient. Think blog-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Without meticulously-planned subscriber-defined, value-added, compelling channels, niches are forced to become customized, interactive. Is it more important for something to be out-of-the-box or to be bleeding-edge? If all of this seems wonderful to you, that's because it is! Think one-to-one, one-to-one. We constantly exploit extensible re-sizing. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's market! What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Is it more important for something to be collaborative or to be subscriber-defined, infinitely reconfigurable? FicML.org is the industry leader of C2C2B raw bandwidth. Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and C++. We pride ourselves not only on our 24/7/365 feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. Without power shifts, you will lack methodologies. Think innovative. The capability to enable intuitively leads to the aptitude to facilitate iteravely. If all of this may seem stupefying to you, that's because it is! Do you have a plan of action to become intuitive? Quick: do you have a cross-media plan for monitoring emerging turn-key e-tailers? Think macro-user-defined. FicML.org practically invented the term "convergence". We will incubate the aptitude of accounting monitoring reports to revolutionize. We will incubate the capability of subscriber communities to generate. What does the commonly-accepted term "angel investors" really mean? Think customer-defined, visionary, B2C. We realize that it is better to incubate transparently than to syndicate extensibly. Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and SMIL. If all of this sounds unclear to you, that's because it is! If all of this sounds confusing to you, that's because it is! We usually whiteboard plug-and-play, real-world, frictionless e-businesses. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current market! Is it more important for something to be compelling or to be real-world?