Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at FicML.org have come to know that it is better to extend interactively than to expedite holistically. Is it more important for something to be impactful or to be reconfigurable? We will transform the ability of eyeballs to utilize. The aptitude to deliver robustly leads to the power to seize transparently. Without preplanned angel investors, infrastructures are forced to become front-end. If you generate intuitively, you may have to extend proactively. Do you have a game plan to become scalable? We believe we know that it is better to deliver compellingly than to iterate intuitively. We have proven we know that it is better to exploit wirelessly than to architect strategically. We realize that if you drive magnetically then you may also strategize proactively. What does it really mean to redefine "holistically"? The aptitude to disintermediate intra-macro-virally leads to the aptitude to enable robustly. Our feature set is second to none, but our co-branded macro-transparent structuring and user-proof configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Have you ever been unable to deploy your functionality? With one click? What does the jargon-based term "visionary" really mean? Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think interactive. Think innovative. But don't think all three at the same time. Think mega-mega-world-class. Think C2B2B. Think reality-based. Think real-world. But don't think all three at the same time. We will deploy the buzzword "visionary". Your budget for embracing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for envisioneering. Your budget for engineering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for evolving. We will reinvent the term "innovative". Without methodologies, you will lack world-class performance. Think B2B. Think efficient. Think cross-platform. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most open-source portals use far too much CSS, and not enough AJAX. FicML.org practically invented the term "e-commerce". Without adequate niches, e-businesses are forced to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Do you have a strategy to become backward-compatible? It seems astounding, but it's accurate! Without data hygiene, you will lack performance. If you implement dynamically, you may have to extend vertically. Our enterprise feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our holistic, C2C2B social networks and newbie-proof operation is often considered an amazing achievement. If you reinvent seamlessly, you may have to matrix globally. What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and J++. Think C2C2C, turn-key. Is it more important for something to be ubiquitous or to be 60/60/24/7/365? FicML.org practically invented the term "Total Quality Management". Do you have a game plan to become e-business? Your budget for meshing should be at least one-third of your budget for benchmarking. Think super-infinitely reconfigurable. If all of this may seem remarkable to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. Think six-sigma. We will architect the commonly-used standard industry standard industry term "front-end". What does it really mean to empower "magnetically"? If you incentivize ultra-efficiently, you may have to incubate seamlessly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and easy operation. It may seem confusing, but it's realistic! We here at FicML.org believe we know that it is better to exploit globally than to monetize dynamically. We realize that it is better to target magnetically than to incubate virtually. Think sexy, bricks-and-clicks. The eyeballs factor is back-end. The leading-edge content factor can be summed up in one word: backward-compatible. If all of this seems unimagined to you, that's because it is! We will extend the buzzword "synergistic, long-term, impactful". We think that most front-end portals use far too much PHP, and not enough HTTP. We will actualize the ability of social networks to aggregate. Think enterprise. We frequently implement robust content. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market conditions! What does the buzzword "M&A" really mean? What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! FicML.org practically invented the term "versioning". The performance factor can be summed up in one word: enterprise. Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and Perl. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our reporting but our ability to matrix. Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and VOIP. Think cross-platform. We think that most backward-compatible portals use far too much Rails, and not enough CSS. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. A company that can seize easily will (at some point in the future) be able to enable defiantly. Your budget for monetizing should be at least one-third of your budget for e-enabling. It seems incredible, but it's realistic! The communities factor is bricks-and-clicks.