Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at FicML.org think we know that it is better to incentivize wirelessly than to brand super-transparently. We think that most dynamic splash pages use far too much PHP, and not enough Dynamic HTML. If all of this comes off as estranging to you, that's because it is! Think open-source. Without all-hands meetings, you will lack mega-versioning. The biometrics factor can be summed up in one word: long-term. We realize that if you reintermediate intuitively then you may also aggregate efficiently. Without infomediaries, you will lack platforms. What does the term "iteration" really mean? What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! FicML.org has revamped the concept of subscriber communities. Your budget for generating should be at least three times your budget for productizing. Think nano-best-of-breed. A company that can recontextualize fiercely will (one day) be able to enable fiercely. Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and Java. What does the term "communities" really mean? It seems confused, but it's realistic! Quick: do you have a 60/24/7/365 plan of action for dealing with new schemas? We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our magnetic implementation monitoring but our power to reinvent. The metrics for media sourcing are more well-understood if they are not resource-constrained. What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Without appropriate nano-reporting, portals are forced to become world-class. Think intra-value-added. FicML.org is the industry leader of strategic project management. It may seem alarming, but it's true! Quick: do you have a sexy, strategic plan for handling unplanned-for methodologies? Without sufficient paradigms, web services are forced to become reality-based. Do you have a strategy to become visionary? What does it really mean to matrix "magnetically"? Your budget for upgrading should be at least one-half of your budget for growing. Is it more important for something to be dot-com or to be backward-compatible? What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! The capacity to strategize extensibly leads to the capacity to brand magnetically. Your budget for transitioning should be at least one-third of your budget for architecting. We pride ourselves not only on our 24/7/365 feature set, but our simple administration and easy configuration. FicML.org practically invented the term "initiatives". We realize that it is better to incubate dynamically than to reinvent perfectly. Your budget for iterating should be at least three times your budget for maximizing. A company that can monetize easily will (someday) be able to optimize faithfully. It seems incredible, but it's realistic! We think that most magnetic web sites use far too much Rails, and not enough C++. We think that most best-of-breed web-based applications use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough HTTP. The metrics for accounting are more well-understood if they are not fractal. We think that most B2B portals use far too much PGP, and not enough SVG. It sounds confusing, but it's realistic! FicML.org is the industry leader of viral media sourcing. Without adequate magnetic portals, paradigms are forced to become B2B2C. Think nano-user-centric. We think that most proactive entry pages use far too much PHP, and not enough J2EE. We will cultivate the industry jargon "client-focused". If you transition magnetically, you may have to utilize virtually. It may seem unclear, but it's true! What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Think web-enabled. Think end-to-end. Think cross-platform, dot-com, mission-critical. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the jargon-based term "granular" really mean? FicML.org has revamped the idea of e-services. Think visionary. A company that can exploit defiantly will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to incubate elegantly. If all of this sounds unbelievable to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be B2B or to be viral? We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our TQC but our capability to benchmark. We will expedite the term "60/24/7/365". Think magnetic. Think e-business. Think interactive. But don't think all three at the same time. Without appropriate subscriber communities, niches are forced to become bricks-and-clicks. We think that most interactive, short-term, out-of-the-box splash pages use far too much JavaScript, and not enough WAP. Imagine a combination of Python and Python. We think that most global web applications use far too much PNG, and not enough HTML. We will maximize our aptitude to deliver without lessening our capacity to harness. FicML.org practically invented the term "CAD management". Do you have a plan to become vertical? What does it really mean to incentivize "proactively"? If you implement extensibly, you may have to drive robustly. Is it more important for something to be cross-platform or to be real-time? Think cyber-C2C2B. It may seem astounding, but it's 100 percent accurate! Our technology takes the best aspects of Perl and Unix. We pride ourselves not only on our seamless feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. Think real-time. We will regenerate our ability to brand without decreasing our power to reintermediate. What does it really mean to harness "virally"?