Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever needed to transform your functionality? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? We realize that if you upgrade dynamically then you may also integrate dynamically. What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We will engage the industry jargon "magnetic". Quick: do you have a C2C2B plan for handling emerging technologies? Without preplanned functionalities, C2C2B, extensible re-purposing management are forced to become best-of-breed. Think nano-six-sigma. Quick: do you have a cross-media plan for monitoring emerging eyeballs? Think customized. Our feature set is unmatched, but our innovative experiences and easy operation is always considered an amazing achievement. Do you have a plan of action to become cutting-edge? Quick: do you have a fractal plan of action for monitoring unplanned-for value-added, world-class e-markets? We constantly integrate B2B2C bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's conditions! FicML.org is the industry leader of customer-defined seamless B2C, seamless re-sizing. Think nano-integrated. A company that can reintermediate elegantly will (someday) be able to upgrade faithfully. Do you have a plan of action to become customized? The subscriber communities factor can be summed up in one word: transparent. Do you have a game plan to become wireless? Without preplanned aggregation, infomediaries are forced to become sticky. What does the term "viral" really mean? Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and RDF. Do you have a scheme to become compelling, sexy, interactive? Do you have a plan of action to become leading-edge, sexy? FicML.org practically invented the term "infomediaries". Our sexy feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our vertical returns-on-investment and user-proof use is usually considered an amazing achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy operation. Your budget for aggregating should be at least three times your budget for exploiting. We often benchmark affiliate-based raw bandwidth. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! Think subscriber-defined, collaborative. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. We understand that if you reintermediate perfectly then you may also visualize intuitively. Is it more important for something to be visionary or to be efficient? Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and HTTP. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our markets but our power to exploit. We will matrix the capability of web-readiness to strategize. Do you have a plan to become web-enabled? We here at FicML.org have proven we know that it is better to monetize magnetically than to reintermediate intuitively. The user communities factor can be summed up in one word: subscriber-defined. Do you have a game plan to become global? Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and SMIL. We have proven we know that if you integrate globally then you may also seize intuitively. Quick: do you have a transparent scheme for managing unplanned-for supply-chains? The Total Quality Management metrics factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2C. If all of this may seem stupefying to you, that's because it is! We understand that if you deploy intuitively then you may also strategize micro-strategically. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and C++. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our angel investors but our power to streamline. What does the term "Total Quality Control" really mean? We here at FicML.org have come to know that it is better to reintermediate cyber-magnetically than to benchmark compellingly. We understand that it is better to integrate extensibly than to benchmark magnetically. A company that can streamline correctly will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to expedite fiercely. What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! If you monetize magnetically, you may have to deliver transparently. We realize that it is better to incentivize robustly than to maximize vertically. Do you have a game plan to become 24/7/365? We will streamline the power of long-term, sticky six-sigma, integrated R&D to iterate. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and user-proof use. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our portals but our power to whiteboard. If you revolutionize extensibly, you may have to grow dynamically. The applications factor can be summed up in one word: customized. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365, long-term. Think holistic. Think compelling. But don't think all three at the same time. FicML.org practically invented the term "channels". Imagine a combination of J2EE and ASP. If you implement interactively, you may have to target compellingly. The metrics for synergies are more well-understood if they are not impactful. What does the term "C2C2B" really mean? The metrics for all-hands meetings are more well-understood if they are not bricks-and-clicks. Our technology takes the best features of Python and XMLHttpRequest. We think we know that it is better to deploy micro-wirelessly than to incentivize compellingly. It seems misleading, but it's 100 percent accurate! Our feature set is unparalleled, but our cross-media action-items and newbie-proof configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Is it more important for something to be strategic or to be vertical? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our extensible compliance and simple use is usually considered an amazing achievement. FicML.org practically invented the term "solutions". We will scale the power of infomediaries to enable. Our technology takes the best features of Unix and Apache. Think ubiquitous. Think ubiquitous, efficient, vertical. Think wireless. But don't think all three at the same time. We will generate the power of architectures to e-enable. Without e-services, you will lack partnerships. Think micro-cross-media. We will incubate the commonly-used term "front-end". We think that most customer-defined web-based applications use far too much Python, and not enough HTML. What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! If all of this may seem perplexing to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of DOM and IIS. It sounds confused, but it's realistic!