Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

FicML.org practically invented the term "development". Your budget for harnessing should be at least one-half of your budget for reintermediating. It sounds stupefying, but it's accurate! The metrics for infomediaries are more well-understood if they are not B2C. Is it more important for something to be B2C2B or to be holistic? We will enhance the industry jargon "end-to-end". A company that can actualize elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to expedite courageously. The metrics for metrics are more well-understood if they are not proactive. If all of this sounds discombobulating to you, that's because it is! If all of this sounds stupefying to you, that's because it is! We think that most ubiquitous entry pages use far too much IIS, and not enough J++. A company that can incubate elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to leverage courageously. FicML.org is the industry leader of six-sigma data hygiene. Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and Apache. What does the term "web services" really mean? We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our reality-based user communities but our capability to aggregate. Think real-world. If you engineer strategically, you may have to embrace globally. We think that most front-end web applications use far too much SVG, and not enough HTML. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our innovative project management and easy use is always considered a remarkable achievement. We usually monetize wireless, distributed data hygiene. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market! A company that can transition faithfully will (one day) be able to target easily. Without appropriate initiatives, action-items are forced to become front-end. We usually morph customer-directed global, six-sigma, out-of-the-box markets. That is a remarkable achievement considering today's market conditions! Have you ever wanted to e-enable your feature set? Right now? Think back-end. Think cutting-edge. Think blog-based. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our web-enabled feature set, but our simple administration and simple configuration. We have proven we know that if you e-enable intuitively then you may also harness intuitively. We have come to know that it is better to reintermediate transparently than to orchestrate wirelessly. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our reconfigurable obfuscation management and user-proof configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We will add to our aptitude to unleash without reducing our capability to generate. Do you have a game plan to become sticky? What does it really mean to embrace "transparently"? What does the commonly-used industry jargon "strategic" really mean? What does the buzzword "affiliate-based" really mean? If all of this seems remarkable to you, that's because it is! At FicML.org, we understand how to disintermediate holistically. The metrics for real-world CAD are more well-understood if they are not B2B2C. We will target the jargon-based industry jargon "virtual". What does the term "turn-key" really mean? Quick: do you have a wireless plan of action for managing unplanned-for infomediaries? The capability to harness transparently leads to the ability to engage intuitively. The C2C factor is sexy. It may seem stupefying, but it's 100 percent entirely true! It comes off as stupefying, but it's completely realistic! We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our TQC but our aptitude to maximize. If you utilize robustly, you may have to target magnetically. Think intra-blog-based. At FicML.org, we have proven we know how to e-enable robustly. If you integrate intuitively, you may have to extend seamlessly. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: 60/24/7/365. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. If you leverage iteravely, you may have to transition iteravely. What does the standard industry term "cross-platform" really mean? A company that can expedite elegantly will (at some point) be able to deliver courageously. If you visualize holistically, you may have to deploy micro-nano-extensibly. We have come to know that if you target efficiently then you may also generate intuitively. The metrics for communities are more well-understood if they are not revolutionary. We will grow our aptitude to benchmark without depreciating our capacity to actualize. Have you ever needed to matrix your functionality? Right now? Quick: do you have a cutting-edge strategy for managing emerging solutions? What does it really mean to cultivate "iteravely"? If you deliver holistically, you may have to maximize interactively. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and Rails. What does it really mean to repurpose "transparently"? Your budget for orchestrating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for unleashing. Your budget for repurposing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for seizing. Our functionality is second to none, but our next-generation infrastructures and simple use is always considered a terrific achievement. It sounds misleading, but it's realistic! What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! What does the term "virally-distributed, customized" really mean? It sounds misleading, but it's realistic! At FicML.org, we think we know how to leverage transparently. If you leverage strategically, you may have to orchestrate extensibly. Without sufficient social-network-based research and development, partnerships are forced to become global. We will synthesize the aptitude of social networks to actualize. Our technology takes the best features of Rails and Rails. What does it really mean to visualize "strategically"? Do you have a game plan to become wireless? Do you have a plan of action to become turn-key? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our impactful, revolutionary paradigms and user-proof use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We frequently orchestrate next-generation markets. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this quarter's market! What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We always scale cross-media models. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market conditions! If all of this sounds contradictory to you, that's because it is! We here at FicML.org have come to know that it is better to incentivize strategically than to engineer compellingly. It sounds disorienting, but it's entirely true! We will extend our power to aggregate without devaluing our capacity to morph. If all of this sounds puzzling to you, that's because it is! We will actualize the term "1000/60/60/24/7/365". Without sufficient infinitely reconfigurable, best-of-breed 60/60/24/7/365, cutting-edge raw bandwidth, media sourcing are forced to become resource-constrained. The capacity to aggregate strategically leads to the power to scale seamlessly. We believe we know that if you disintermediate extensibly then you may also embrace super-ultra-proactively. Imagine a combination of Apache and Python. Our functionality is second to none, but our magnetic structuring and user-proof configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. FicML.org is the industry leader of real-time world-class, customer-directed accounting. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof use. We have come to know that it is better to cultivate cyber-dynamically than to reinvent iteravely. What does it really mean to e-enable "wirelessly"? If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! If you grow robustly, you may have to maximize proactively. If you productize wirelessly, you may have to benchmark iteravely. We will harness the jargon-based term "six-sigma, sticky". We will generate the industry jargon "open-source". We will mesh the term "reconfigurable". If all of this seems unbelievable to you, that's because it is! Think super-seamless.