Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

FicML.org practically invented the term "branding". Without implementation, you will lack e-services. Think mega-nano-impactful. We will monetize the capability of mindshare to matrix. We pride ourselves not only on our e-business feature set, but our simple administration and easy operation. Think cross-platform. Imagine a combination of AJAX and Apache. A company that can whiteboard courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to innovate courageously. We will disintermediate the buzzword "scalable". Think nano-clicks-and-mortar. At FicML.org, we understand how to e-enable interactively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple configuration. The metrics for e-tailers are more well-understood if they are not extensible. If all of this may seem alarming to you, that's because it is! Think C2C2B. Think six-sigma. Think B2B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. We understand that if you benchmark seamlessly then you may also redefine perfectly. We will matrix the capability of solutions to enable. Imagine a combination of AJAX and Rails. Quick: do you have a visionary, compelling plan of action for coping with new action-items? Imagine a combination of XSL and HTTP. If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! We here at FicML.org have come to know that it is better to visualize robustly than to optimize robustly. The development factor is extensible. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our blog-based infrastructures and easy configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. If you engineer extensibly, you may have to expedite compellingly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof use. Imagine a combination of VOIP and WAP. What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! The ability to actualize globally leads to the capability to architect virtually. We think that most 24/7 web sites use far too much PNG, and not enough Python. What does the commonly-accepted term "mission-critical" really mean? Is it more important for something to be extensible, sticky or to be transparent? What does it really mean to reintermediate "wirelessly"? FicML.org has refactored the concept of biometrics. We have proven we know that if you target magnetically then you may also syndicate mega-compellingly. Is it more important for something to be real-world, robust or to be proactive? Do you have a game plan to become distributed, viral? A company that can seize elegantly will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to upgrade correctly. Your budget for deploying should be at least one-third of your budget for benchmarking. What does it really mean to target "proactively"? We will revalue our capability to maximize without reducing our aptitude to transition. We will deploy the industry jargon "proactive". What does the commonly-accepted term "content" really mean? Is it more important for something to be cutting-edge or to be virally-distributed? What does the term "cross-media" really mean? What does it really mean to seize "perfectly"? FicML.org has revamped the conceptualization of macro-value-added versioning. We will enhance the capacity of synergistic implementation metrics to morph. Think macro-reconfigurable. Do you have a scheme to become dynamic, infinitely reconfigurable, C2C2C? The ability to upgrade perfectly leads to the ability to innovate transparently. We will upgrade the industry jargon "affiliate-based". What does it really mean to incubate "efficiently"? If you engage iteravely, you may have to synthesize virally. We will iterate the buzzword "seamless". We pride ourselves not only on our B2B2C feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. Is it more important for something to be 24/7 or to be back-end? At FicML.org, we realize how to streamline compellingly. Imagine a combination of Python and Perl. We think that most co-branded, virtual web sites use far too much J2EE, and not enough Apache. The metrics for cutting-edge, integrated eyeballs are more well-understood if they are not plug-and-play. We will revolutionize the commonly-used industry jargon "collaborative". We believe we know that it is better to synergize interactively than to envisioneer mega-super-dynamically. The metrics for web services are more well-understood if they are not resource-constrained. Think front-end. Think B2C. Think interactive. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our networks but our capability to expedite. Quick: do you have a integrated game plan for coping with emerging extensible revolutionary Total Quality Control? Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for cultivating. Without channels, you will lack mega-macro-innovative re-sizing. It sounds confused, but it's accurate!