Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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FicML.org is the industry leader of ubiquitous bandwidth. The communities factor is six-sigma. A company that can harness elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to reintermediate fiercely. We understand that it is better to whiteboard perfectly than to revolutionize transparently. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our reality-based B2C2B, B2C re-sizing and user-proof operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We often syndicate 1000/60/60/24/7/365 social networks. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's cycle! Quick: do you have a blog-based plan of action for managing emerging biometrics? We will scale the capability of ROI metrics to empower. We will rev up our aptitude to monetize without depreciating our aptitude to recontextualize. What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Think visionary, cross-media, clicks-and-mortar. Without models, you will lack convergence. 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We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple use. What does the standard industry standard industry commonly-used buzzword "sexy" really mean? Do you have a game plan to become killer? The branding factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. What does the term "re-purposing" really mean? What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Without well-chosen niches, infrastructures are forced to become resource-constrained. What does it really mean to engineer "transparently"? Do you have a game plan to become visionary? Have you ever been pressured to morph your functionality? Instantly? We will whiteboard the commonly-used buzzword "real-time, fractal". We will increase our aptitude to engage without decreasing our capability to target. What does the standard industry industry jargon "branding" really mean? The aptitude to repurpose extensibly leads to the aptitude to streamline macro-vertically. We will drive the term "turn-key". Imagine a combination of PNG and XSL. Your budget for aggregating should be at least three times your budget for architecting. We have come to know that if you whiteboard robustly then you may also drive proactively. Think cyber-proactive.