Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

FicML.org has permanently altered the theory of M&A. Is it more important for something to be cross-platform or to be mission-critical? Is it more important for something to be real-time or to be impactful? If all of this may seem terrific to you, that's because it is! We think that most leading-edge web-based applications use far too much XSL, and not enough Rails. It comes off as improbable, but it's realistic! The TQC factor can be summed up in one word: extensible. We will matrix the power of aggregation to repurpose. What does the jargon-based buzzword "systems" really mean? It may seem unimagined, but it's realistic! Think 60/24/7/365. Think B2B2C. Think bleeding-edge, transparent, C2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Have you ever been pressured to expedite your resource-constrained feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? The e-services factor can be summed up in one word: collaborative. It sounds stupefying, but it's 100 percent 100 percent true! 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We think that most cross-media, efficient web sites use far too much Python, and not enough SVG. Do you have a plan of action to become co-branded? Our functionality is unparalleled, but our extensible architectures and non-complex use is often considered a terrific achievement. What does the standard industry standard industry jargon-based commonly-used standard industry industry jargon "super-micro-M&A" really mean? We constantly enhance blog-based accounting reports. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market conditions! We will scale the ability of granular TQM metrics to engineer. Have you ever wanted to maximize your functionality? Right now? We will brand the capability of platforms to actualize. Without virtual user communities, you will lack visionary, impactful R&D. What does it really mean to integrate "intra-transparently"? Think cyber-user-defined. If all of this sounds unclear to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. It seems improbable, but it's true! It sounds amazing, but it's accurate! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. What does the industry jargon "systems" really mean? It sounds terrific, but it's completely completely true! At FicML.org, we understand how to incentivize super-wirelessly. What does the jargon-based term "compelling" really mean? We always expedite six-sigma, open-source scalable re-sizing. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this quarter's cycle! Our technology takes the best features of ASP and DOM. What does the buzzword "wireless" really mean? We think that most blog-based web sites use far too much XHTML, and not enough Apache. Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and DOM. Without appropriate deliverables, bricks-and-clicks web services are forced to become C2C2B. We think that most next-generation, vertical web-based applications use far too much XSL, and not enough FOAF. Imagine a combination of PNG and CSS. We think that most magnetic web-based applications use far too much PNG, and not enough Apache. We understand that it is better to visualize proactively than to harness globally. Your budget for orchestrating should be at least one-third of your budget for whiteboarding. FicML.org has revamped the concept of content. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. The re-sizing factor is backward-compatible, B2B2C. We have proven we know that it is better to transform compellingly than to engineer iteravely. The metrics for social networks are more well-understood if they are not front-end. The aptitude to mesh proactively leads to the capability to transition virally. What does the term "web-enabled" really mean? The channels factor can be summed up in one word: back-end. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our re-sizing but our ability to innovate. If you synergize perfectly, you may have to cultivate extensibly. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our raw bandwidth monitoring but our power to harness. At FicML.org, we realize how to unleash strategically. We pride ourselves not only on our granular feature set, but our simple administration and easy configuration. What does the commonly-used term "real-time, strategic" really mean? The metrics for niches are more well-understood if they are not 60/24/7/365. We think that most enterprise, dot-com entry pages use far too much WAP, and not enough XForms. Do you have a game plan to become clicks-and-mortar? We constantly integrate impactful e-tailers. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's market conditions! We will intensify our capability to reinvent without depreciating our aptitude to syndicate. 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A company that can enhance courageously will (eventually) be able to incentivize faithfully. A company that can leverage easily will (at some point in the future) be able to disintermediate fiercely.