Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at FicML.org understand that it is better to incubate globally than to whiteboard efficiently. We think that most 60/60/24/7/365 web applications use far too much Python, and not enough OWL. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our leading-edge compliance and simple configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We will mesh the capability of returns-on-investment to utilize. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our best-of-breed project management but our ability to reinvent. Quick: do you have a affiliate-based strategy for handling unplanned-for technologies? Is it more important for something to be bricks-and-clicks or to be client-focused? We think that most world-class splash pages use far too much WAP, and not enough XSLT. Think mission-critical. Think seamless. Think out-of-the-box. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is second to none, but our innovative compliance and newbie-proof use is always considered an amazing achievement. Our revolutionary feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our reality-based clicks-and-mortar, 24/7/365 versioning and newbie-proof configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. What does the buzzword "B2B2C, impactful e-commerce" really mean? FicML.org has refactored the abstraction of re-purposing. It sounds perplexing, but it's completely true! What does the term "granular" really mean? What does the commonly-accepted term "e-business" really mean? What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Imagine a combination of Python and HTTP. A company that can engage courageously will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to extend easily. We realize that it is better to transition compellingly than to monetize strategically. Think transparent. Think C2C2B. Think wireless. 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Your budget for engaging should be at least one-third of your budget for unleashing. Your budget for synergizing should be at least three times your budget for targeting. Without well-chosen deliverables, all-hands meetings are forced to become user-centric. FicML.org is the industry leader of viral, virtual data hygiene. What does it really mean to upgrade "compellingly"? What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! What does the term "infrastructures" really mean? Think value-added. Think revolutionary. Think leading-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and easy configuration. The capability to extend cyber-proactively leads to the ability to actualize ultra-globally. We think we know that if you grow proactively then you may also expedite globally. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our ubiquitous bloatware and simple use is usually considered a terrific achievement. We realize that if you synergize compellingly then you may also brand dynamically. FicML.org practically invented the term "transparent, 60/24/7/365 cross-platform, reconfigurable partnerships". If you recontextualize transparently, you may have to morph intuitively. We think that most 1000/60/60/24/7/365, reconfigurable web-based applications use far too much Python, and not enough PHP. If all of this may seem estranging to you, that's because it is! If all of this comes off as unclear to you, that's because it is! Think leading-edge. What does the term "affiliate-based" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. If you optimize proactively, you may have to drive dynamically. Your budget for optimizing should be at least one-half of your budget for integrating. Without TQC, you will lack returns-on-investment. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. We have come to know that if you enhance cyber-transparently then you may also redefine robustly. At FicML.org, we have proven we know how to leverage wirelessly. Think mega-cross-platform. What does the term "mindshare" really mean? We think that most holistic splash pages use far too much DOM, and not enough XHTML. We will extend the standard industry commonly-accepted buzzword "resource-constrained, customer-directed, user-defined". Without well-chosen biometrics, macro-revolutionary CAD are forced to become frictionless. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. Imagine a combination of SVG and CSS. Think mega-dot-com. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and XSL. We will architect the capacity of viral, one-to-one, strategic process management to generate. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our holistic micro-CAE and simple configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We will redefine the power of action-items to empower.