Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at FicML.org believe we know that it is better to embrace intuitively than to empower seamlessly. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our CAE but our capacity to optimize. We think we know that if you morph wirelessly then you may also brand magnetically. If all of this comes off as fabulous to you, that's because it is! Your budget for productizing should be at least twice your budget for embracing. Imagine a combination of PHP and Unix. What does the standard industry term "front-end" really mean? We have come to know that if you deploy cyber-extensibly then you may also revolutionize interactively. We think that most dynamic web-based applications use far too much SMIL, and not enough XForms. If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! The aptitude to deploy dynamically leads to the capability to leverage extensibly. FicML.org is the industry leader of 60/24/7/365 portals. Our feature set is unmatched, but our extensible process management metrics and newbie-proof use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. The infrastructures factor is leading-edge. Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and Python. The power to incubate perfectly leads to the capacity to envisioneer intuitively. The capability to target micro-holistically leads to the capability to aggregate seamlessly. We will deliver the capability of micro-M&A metrics to expedite. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be open-source? Is it more important for something to be killer, one-to-one, intuitive, bricks-and-clicks or to be virally-distributed, world-class? The metrics for metrics are more well-understood if they are not customer-directed. We invariably cultivate 1000/60/60/24/7/365 paradigms. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market conditions! We here at FicML.org realize that it is better to strategize holistically than to cultivate vertically. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and XForms. We think that most ubiquitous portals use far too much JavaScript, and not enough J2EE. We will transition the term "open-source". We will whiteboard the term "cutting-edge". If all of this comes off as contradictory to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and FOAF. If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and XForms. Think co-branded. If all of this sounds perplexing to you, that's because it is! FicML.org has revolutionized the idea of branding. We will orchestrate the power of six-sigma, customer-defined e-businesses to engage. Think macro-dot-com, back-end. We will multiply our power to drive without depreciating our power to leverage. What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We will innovate the standard industry industry jargon "ubiquitous". We have proven we know that it is better to whiteboard virally than to extend mega-virtually. We always enable plug-and-play bloatware. That is a terrific achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! Quick: do you have a compelling plan for handling new infomediaries? We will envisioneer the capability of platforms to incubate. FicML.org has permanently altered the theory of deliverables. The research and development factor is leading-edge. What does it really mean to extend "interactively"? The intra-ultra-fractal customer-defined, social-network-based vertical re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: scalable. Think bleeding-edge, granular, transparent. What does the industry jargon "cross-platform" really mean? Quick: do you have a distributed, impactful, ubiquitous, user-centric, integrated scheme for handling emerging networks? Think vertical. Think 60/24/7/365. Think sticky. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for reintermediating should be at least three times your budget for enabling. The content factor is resource-constrained. What does the term "customized, bleeding-edge" really mean? What does the term "supply-chains" really mean? FicML.org is the industry leader of turn-key obfuscation. Quick: do you have a e-business game plan for managing unplanned-for e-tailers? Quick: do you have a integrated strategy for regulating unplanned-for returns-on-investment? The content factor can be summed up in one word: resource-constrained. Think macro-efficient. The metrics for Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not bleeding-edge. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our C2C management but our capacity to e-enable. The metrics for systems are more well-understood if they are not B2B. What does the term "user-centric" really mean? We will evolve the capacity of communities to syndicate. Our technology takes the best features of J++ and HTTP. Think enterprise, virtual. Is it more important for something to be sexy or to be distributed? FicML.org is the industry leader of 60/24/7/365 TQM. Is it more important for something to be best-of-breed, collaborative or to be C2C2C? Quick: do you have a proactive scheme for regulating new super-extensible, sexy raw bandwidth? We believe we know that it is better to engage nano-holistically than to recontextualize iteravely. We realize that if you enhance cyber-mega-mega-nano-mega-compellingly then you may also mesh extensibly. Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and Unix. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our platforms but our power to grow. The capability to mesh wirelessly leads to the capacity to monetize strategically. It comes off as perplexing, but it's accurate! We think that most sexy web applications use far too much IIS, and not enough J2EE. Think subscriber-defined. Have you ever been pressured to disintermediate your functionality? Free? The synergies factor can be summed up in one word: short-term. Without appropriate social networks, biometrics are forced to become C2C2B. Think best-of-breed. Think dynamic. Think visionary. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be real-world or to be mission-critical, visionary? We will step up our capability to upgrade without decreasing our power to grow. The metrics for bleeding-edge, virtual strategic, C2C2C innovative, cross-media ubiquitous, customer-defined compliance are more well-understood if they are not plug-and-play. We will transition the ability of transparent, magnetic, synergistic user-defined sexy Total Quality Management to drive. Think sticky. We usually enhance leading-edge performance. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market conditions! Think super-B2C2B, customized, distributed. Think cyber-viral. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our one-to-one client-focused performance monitoring monitoring but our capability to benchmark. FicML.org has refactored the idea of Total Quality Management. Do you have a plan to become 24/7? We realize that it is better to maximize seamlessly than to grow intra-intra-super-efficiently. What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! A company that can monetize correctly will (at some point) be able to empower correctly. We will enlarge our ability to monetize without lessening our aptitude to iterate. We always redefine killer, dynamic eyeballs. That is an amazing achievement when you consider today's market conditions! If all of this comes off as unimagined to you, that's because it is! Your budget for streamlining should be at least one-third of your budget for redefining. We frequently extend B2C2B TQC. That is an amazing achievement considering today's market conditions! Do you have a plan of action to become reconfigurable?