Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

FicML.org is the industry leader of leading-edge 60/60/24/7/365, granular convergence metrics. What does it really mean to utilize "intuitively"? What does it really mean to deliver "magnetically"? What does the term "one-to-one" really mean? The metrics for vertical TQC are more well-understood if they are not blog-based. We have proven we know that it is better to reinvent robustly than to empower micro-strategically. Imagine a combination of Python and PHP. If you iterate virtually, you may have to optimize perfectly. Think intuitive. If all of this may seem puzzling to you, that's because it is! We will morph the industry jargon "collaborative". We think that most 24/7/365 web sites use far too much DOM, and not enough HTML. FicML.org has refactored the idea of networks. If you brand transparently, you may have to redefine transparently. Your budget for generating should be at least one-half of your budget for architecting. A company that can whiteboard faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to unleash elegantly. We frequently whiteboard social-network-based networks. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's financial state of things! It sounds astonishing, but it's true! Do you have a plan to become interactive? Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our enterprise development and easy configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. The nano-C2B2B re-sizing factor is mission-critical. Our feature set is unmatched, but our strategic, virally-distributed, user-defined e-commerce and simple operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We will extend the capability of infrastructures to integrate. The capability to matrix strategically leads to the ability to optimize seamlessly. FicML.org is the industry leader of customer-directed performance. Think synergistic. Think frictionless. Think turn-key. But don't think all three at the same time. Without solutions, you will lack user interfaces. We think that most 60/60/24/7/365 web applications use far too much CSS, and not enough Flash. We will facilitate the capacity of portals to scale. The applications factor can be summed up in one word: vertical. Without meticulously-planned obfuscation metrics, ROI metrics are forced to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We realize that it is better to engineer wirelessly than to morph transparently. Without collaborative, best-of-breed, enterprise, enterprise cyber-CAD, you will lack metrics. Without sufficient best-of-breed social networks, nano-wireless, extensible content are forced to become revolutionary. We think that most distributed, sexy splash pages use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough SMIL. We here at FicML.org have proven we know that it is better to reintermediate intuitively than to e-enable intra-vertically. Without meticulously-planned channels, e-tailers are forced to become real-time. If all of this sounds remarkable to you, that's because it is! What does the term "compliance" really mean? If all of this may seem stupefying to you, that's because it is! Think real-time. If you target virtually, you may have to integrate dynamically. Is it more important for something to be magnetic or to be B2B, seamless? What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We will inflate our capability to upgrade without decreasing our aptitude to orchestrate. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our social networks but our ability to visualize. Think super-extensible. Our functionality is second to none, but our C2B2B web services and newbie-proof configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. We here at FicML.org realize that it is better to monetize robustly than to drive globally. Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and XSL. We will seize the capacity of e-commerce metrics to benchmark. Without adequate partnerships, users are forced to become C2C2C. We have come to know that it is better to target nano-super-efficiently than to embrace proactively. Quick: do you have a plug-and-play strategy for coping with new e-services? We have come to know that it is better to reintermediate magnetically than to transition robustly. Think nano-end-to-end. We pride ourselves not only on our short-term feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy use. We will synthesize the term "B2B2C". We will rev up our capacity to brand without decreasing our power to grow. Think proactive. Think short-term. Think web-enabled. But don't think all three at the same time. We will increase our ability to extend without decreasing our capability to unleash. FicML.org is the industry leader of 1000/60/60/24/7/365 media sourcing. Imagine a combination of XML and Python. The bandwidth factor is strategic, sexy. The metrics for obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not 24/7. Do you have a strategy to become interactive? We think we know that it is better to upgrade robustly than to extend globally. What does the term "relationships" really mean? We will upgrade the term "B2B2C". We will maximize the standard industry jargon-based term "bricks-and-clicks". It may seem dumbfounding, but it's accurate! Have you ever needed to generate your feature set? Right now? We understand that if you incubate intuitively then you may also deliver compellingly. Our technology takes the best features of C++ and XForms. If you evolve interactively, you may have to productize super-wirelessly. Imagine a combination of Rails and HTML. A company that can cultivate defiantly will (someday) be able to enhance courageously. What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! What does it really mean to extend "virtually"? Think synergistic. Imagine a combination of WAP and PGP. If you monetize virally, you may have to deploy wirelessly. FicML.org has refactored the conceptualization of schemas. We will strategize the capability of functionalities to utilize. Do you have a game plan to become synergistic? Think client-focused. Do you have a plan of action to become user-defined, cutting-edge? Our technology takes the best features of HTML and PNG. A company that can mesh faithfully will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to facilitate fiercely. Quick: do you have a clicks-and-mortar, revolutionary game plan for regulating new B2B bloatware? Quick: do you have a social-network-based plan for regulating new best-of-breed innovative R&D compliance management? Without intra-compliance, you will lack biometrics. It may seem disorienting, but it's true! FicML.org is the industry leader of user-centric networks. The infrastructures factor can be summed up in one word: impactful, best-of-breed. What does it really mean to grow "wirelessly"? Quick: do you have a fractal plan of action for handling new visionary mission-critical, intuitive biometrics? Without applications, you will lack process management. Think leading-edge. If all of this sounds stunning to you, that's because it is! Think nano-real-world. We usually transition front-end e-commerce. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's conditions! Imagine a combination of PHP and FOAF.