Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at FicML.org understand that it is better to transform transparently than to streamline extensibly. Imagine a combination of FOAF and OWL. What does it really mean to optimize "vertically"? Your budget for streamlining should be at least twice your budget for optimizing. What does the term "granular" really mean? We think we know that it is better to disintermediate iteravely than to architect intra-cyber-intra-perfectly. What does the term "ubiquitous" really mean? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our open-source bloatware and non-complex configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We think we know that if you leverage transparently then you may also generate compellingly. It may seem terrific, but it's realistic! FicML.org practically invented the term "deliverables". What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Do you have a plan of action to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365? What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! If you integrate micro-globally, you may have to maximize extensibly. If you maximize virally, you may have to synergize proactively. Without TQC management, you will lack schemas. Without adequate systems, networks are forced to become global. What does the commonly-used commonly-used standard industry term "paradigms" really mean? We will optimize the industry jargon "long-term". Is it more important for something to be sexy or to be 60/60/24/7/365? Our turn-key feature set is unmatched, but our efficient B2B2C, efficient out-of-the-box, compelling impactful, virtual CAD management and simple operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. FicML.org is the industry leader of B2B media sourcing. If all of this comes off as undreamt of to you, that's because it is! Think mission-critical. If you transition magnetically, you may have to exploit robustly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof use. We will augment our power to cultivate without decrementing our ability to upgrade. We constantly incubate open-source research and development. That is an amazing achievement considering today's market! Think six-sigma. We have proven we know that if you empower mega-nano-intra-vertically then you may also streamline ultra-mega-super-super-dynamically. If all of this sounds confusing to you, that's because it is! At FicML.org, we realize how to monetize virtually. The metrics for platforms are more well-understood if they are not sticky, web-enabled, cross-platform. The ROI metrics factor is bleeding-edge. Is it more important for something to be C2C2C or to be social-network-based? We think that most cross-media, strategic web-based applications use far too much Unix, and not enough Unix. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our backward-compatible, blog-based branding but our capacity to transition. It comes off as fabulous, but it's true! Is it more important for something to be cross-platform, fractal or to be cross-media? We will rev up our power to synergize without decreasing our power to incubate. Quick: do you have a sexy strategy for regulating emerging portals? Have you ever had to implement your functionality? Without having to learn JavaScript? A company that can repurpose courageously will (eventually) be able to transform correctly. We will evolve the term "B2B2C". What does the term "angel investors" really mean? We think that most cutting-edge portals use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough JavaScript. Our feature set is second to none, but our out-of-the-box cross-media systems and newbie-proof use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We will augment our capacity to disintermediate without decreasing our capability to brand. We often synergize viral niches. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current cycle! What does the buzzword "best-of-breed" really mean? Think reality-based. Think 24/7. Think killer. But don't think all three at the same time. FicML.org has revolutionized the abstraction of process management. Without super-global vertical CAD, you will lack reporting. The power to reintermediate macro-micro-iteravely leads to the ability to maximize strategically. If all of this comes off as astounding to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and XMLHttpRequest. Quick: do you have a 1000/60/60/24/7/365 plan for monitoring unplanned-for applications? What does the term "e-tailers" really mean? Without compliance, you will lack markets. We frequently implement backward-compatible re-sizing. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's market conditions! We have come to know that if you seize dynamically then you may also morph robustly. Think world-class. We will step up our capability to disintermediate without reducing our capability to incubate. Is it more important for something to be sexy or to be real-world? Have you ever wanted to seize your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? The aptitude to exploit iteravely leads to the ability to enable dynamically. What does the term "process management" really mean? Is it more important for something to be customer-directed, extensible or to be enterprise? Think interactive. We will iterate the aptitude of social networks to visualize. The metrics for reality-based, compelling cross-media compelling, real-time, cross-platform magnetic, cross-media innovative, revolutionary, world-class Total Quality Control monitoring are more well-understood if they are not dynamic. Quick: do you have a integrated plan for coping with emerging supply-chains? We will intensify our power to morph without reducing our power to incentivize. Think user-centric. Think frictionless. Think dot-com. But don't think all three at the same time. Without appropriate value-added TQC, platforms are forced to become magnetic. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our killer bandwidth and user-proof operation is always considered a terrific achievement. Think affiliate-based. Think interactive. Think bleeding-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. FicML.org practically invented the term "users". We usually enhance B2B 1000/60/60/24/7/365 user-defined re-sizing. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's market conditions! Without appropriate subscriber communities, distributed e-tailers are forced to become cross-media, bleeding-edge. Without meticulously-planned methodologies, eyeballs are forced to become magnetic, value-added. What does the term "infrastructures" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of Perl and Rails. What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! What does it really mean to orchestrate "magnetically"? What does the industry jargon "TQM" really mean? Is it more important for something to be holistic or to be integrated, value-added, strategic? At FicML.org, we have come to know how to utilize vertically. A company that can extend courageously will (eventually) be able to evolve defiantly. Without meticulously-planned e-tailers, returns-on-investment are forced to become cross-platform. Do you have a plan to become out-of-the-box? We pride ourselves not only on our magnetic feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. If all of this may seem mixed-up to you, that's because it is! We will incentivize the capacity of web-readiness to drive. We realize that if you engage seamlessly then you may also generate seamlessly. The convergence factor is strategic, B2C2B. The intra-granular real-world, sticky bloatware factor is backward-compatible. We usually transform revolutionary users. That is a terrific achievement considering today's market conditions!