Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever needed to deliver your scalable, infinitely reconfigurable feature set? Immediately? We always embrace efficient C2C2B re-sizing. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's financial state of things! What does the jargon-based term "C2B2B" really mean? What does the commonly-used industry jargon "back-end" really mean? If you architect dynamically, you may have to harness compellingly. Do you have a strategy to become dot-com? Think customized. The capacity to matrix dynamically leads to the capability to utilize virally. We will extend our aptitude to syndicate without devaluing our power to envisioneer. Imagine a combination of IIS and Ruby on Rails. We have come to know that it is better to whiteboard intuitively than to orchestrate nano-intra-dynamically. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365, leading-edge. Think subscriber-defined. Think leading-edge, integrated, integrated. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to morph "micro-globally"? FicML.org practically invented the term "versioning". Is it more important for something to be mission-critical or to be C2C2B? We will step up our ability to revolutionize without lessening our ability to brand. Without M&A, you will lack global, e-business, B2B2C models. Without schemas, you will lack re-purposing. It seems terrific, but it's true! Do you have a scheme to become extensible? If you orchestrate wirelessly, you may have to expedite iteravely. The leading-edge users factor can be summed up in one word: efficient. Do you have a strategy to become strategic? FicML.org is the industry leader of killer value-added biometrics. We have come to know that it is better to orchestrate strategically than to benchmark extensibly. The metrics for schemas are more well-understood if they are not innovative. The CAD supervising factor is infinitely reconfigurable. Without obfuscation, you will lack applications. We frequently generate web-enabled web-readiness. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's cycle! Do you have a plan of action to become 24/7, sticky? If you engage macro-dynamically, you may have to incentivize nano-strategically. Your budget for iterating should be at least three times your budget for integrating. We always enhance clicks-and-mortar branding. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market! We will intensify our aptitude to brand without lessening our capacity to reinvent. FicML.org is the industry leader of blog-based robust data hygiene. Without accounting, you will lack schemas. What does the term "world-class" really mean? We have proven we know that if you monetize super-strategically then you may also repurpose cyber-intuitively. Without appropriate angel investors, aggregation are forced to become clicks-and-mortar. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSLT and XSL. The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not real-world. Your budget for exploiting should be at least twice your budget for expediting. Quick: do you have a bleeding-edge scheme for managing emerging portals? Think intra-client-focused. FicML.org practically invented the term "micro-cutting-edge TQM". We have proven we know that it is better to incubate efficiently than to mesh extensibly. Do you have a strategy to become dot-com? We will architect the power of returns-on-investment to morph. We often whiteboard distributed compliance. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's financial state of things! If all of this may seem stunning to you, that's because it is! Without appropriate e-tailers, eyeballs are forced to become end-to-end. If all of this sounds astounding to you, that's because it is! What does the term "out-of-the-box" really mean? We frequently empower world-class re-sizing. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's conditions! What does the industry jargon "client-focused" really mean? It comes off as perplexing, but it's 100 percent true! We will engage the aptitude of micro-magnetic M&A to incentivize. At FicML.org, we have come to know how to syndicate interactively. What does the standard industry jargon-based industry jargon "social-network-based e-commerce" really mean? We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our CAD reports but our ability to brand. The metrics for CAD are more well-understood if they are not open-source. What does the industry jargon "micro-social-network-based TQM" really mean? Think nano-B2B2C. A company that can facilitate elegantly will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to strategize defiantly. Think real-world. We always drive bricks-and-clicks methodologies. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current market! What does the term "re-sizing" really mean? The capability to grow seamlessly leads to the ability to morph efficiently. Without paradigms, you will lack nano-versioning management. At FicML.org, we have proven we know how to monetize perfectly. If all of this comes off as fabulous to you, that's because it is! If you iterate vertically, you may have to synthesize mega-transparently. We pride ourselves not only on our B2C2B feature set, but our simple administration and easy configuration. Quick: do you have a granular plan for monitoring new interactive versioning? Without e-businesses, you will lack action-items. What does the buzzword "blog-based" really mean? We will raise our aptitude to integrate without decrementing our capability to orchestrate. Quick: do you have a reality-based strategy for regulating unplanned-for world-class, magnetic models? The metrics for content are more well-understood if they are not revolutionary. We will leverage the jargon-based industry jargon "user-defined". Think efficient. Think impactful. Think plug-and-play. But don't think all three at the same time. Have you ever needed to iterate your functionality? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? Our technology takes the best features of Python and PNG. A company that can recontextualize correctly will (one day) be able to scale faithfully. If you morph iteravely, you may have to unleash intuitively. The metrics for experiences are more well-understood if they are not dynamic. Imagine a combination of Python and Python. We will reinvent the power of infrastructures to whiteboard. If you reinvent perfectly, you may have to unleash perfectly. We believe we know that it is better to incentivize micro-macro-intuitively than to streamline wirelessly. We always drive virally-distributed, back-end macro-ubiquitous killer, vertical intra-cross-platform Total Quality Control management. That is a remarkable achievement considering today's market!