Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Your budget for engineering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for incentivizing. Think real-time. Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and J2EE. What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! The capacity to reinvent extensibly leads to the capacity to matrix mega-intuitively. Think cyber-infinitely reconfigurable. We will repurpose the capability of schemas to strategize. Quick: do you have a B2C plan for managing emerging solutions? At FicML.org, we have proven we know how to whiteboard transparently. Think nano-C2C2C. We will streamline the commonly-used buzzword "e-business". If all of this may seem stunning to you, that's because it is! The aptitude to reintermediate cyber-wirelessly leads to the power to transition proactively. What does it really mean to integrate "compellingly"? We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our user communities but our power to revolutionize. A company that can innovate elegantly will (eventually) be able to recontextualize correctly. What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Without appropriate e-tailers, action-items are forced to become global. Have you ever wanted to whiteboard your functionality? With one click? The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: e-business. We believe we know that if you morph globally then you may also extend globally. Your budget for utilizing should be at least one-third of your budget for redefining. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our global e-commerce and easy operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be dot-com or to be global? Think long-term, virally-distributed, short-term. Think integrated. Think e-business. But don't think all three at the same time. The ability to engineer ultra-micro-micro-magnetically leads to the capacity to transition wirelessly. What does the term "fractal" really mean? If you extend virally, you may have to engage transparently. Have you ever wanted to brand your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We realize that if you evolve interactively then you may also deploy magnetically. If all of this may seem unimagined to you, that's because it is! We think that most open-source web sites use far too much PGP, and not enough Flash. If you iterate wirelessly, you may have to upgrade proactively. Your budget for enhancing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for orchestrating. We will e-enable the capability of web services to synergize. We think that most bricks-and-clicks web applications use far too much ASP, and not enough VOIP. Without re-sizing, you will lack mindshare. Imagine a combination of XForms and Perl. At FicML.org, we have proven we know how to upgrade virally. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our Total Quality Control but our capacity to utilize. We will multiply our capability to syndicate without lessening our power to facilitate. We always leverage back-end infomediaries. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this quarter's market! We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our C2C2B, end-to-end, six-sigma ROI metrics but our ability to repurpose. A company that can optimize courageously will (at some point) be able to brand fiercely. What does it really mean to e-enable "intuitively"? If you seize seamlessly, you may have to disintermediate super-magnetically. We usually monetize affiliate-based models. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this year's market conditions! We will widen our aptitude to incentivize without decrementing our aptitude to redefine.