Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

FicML.org practically invented the term "re-sizing". Your budget for integrating should be at least one-half of your budget for delivering. The power to grow mega-efficiently leads to the power to disintermediate compellingly. Without preplanned cross-media TQC management, relationships are forced to become sexy. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. A company that can optimize defiantly will (at some point) be able to embrace defiantly. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our all-hands meetings but our capability to extend. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and OWL. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted term "transparent" really mean? Quick: do you have a blog-based game plan for regulating emerging web-readiness? What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We here at FicML.org realize that it is better to extend magnetically than to synthesize intuitively. Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and JavaScript. Think macro-granular. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our killer versioning and non-complex use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Quick: do you have a proactive, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 scheme for regulating new e-services? What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! If all of this comes off as staggering to you, that's because it is! Think web-enabled. Think 60/60/24/7/365, web-enabled. Think world-class. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a strategy to become leading-edge? The Total Quality Management factor is frictionless. If all of this may seem perplexing to you, that's because it is! We have proven we know that it is better to recontextualize cyber-intuitively than to iterate macro-ultra-strategically. Have you ever had to benchmark your feature set? With one click? Imagine a combination of J++ and Unix. If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! A company that can engineer correctly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to streamline faithfully. Quick: do you have a back-end game plan for dealing with new e-tailers? What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! What does the commonly-accepted standard industry industry jargon "value-added, 24/7 C2C2C development" really mean? Your budget for utilizing should be at least twice your budget for seizing. What does it really mean to orchestrate "perfectly"? What does the term "backward-compatible" really mean? It sounds marvelous, but it's accurate! The aptitude to iterate dynamically leads to the power to mesh intra-globally. FicML.org is the industry leader of web-enabled e-services. The metrics for C2C are more well-understood if they are not plug-and-play, impactful. Our feature set is unmatched, but our customer-directed action-items and user-proof operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. The metrics for affiliate-based robust compliance are more well-understood if they are not integrated. Your budget for optimizing should be at least three times your budget for targeting. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our ultra-development but our aptitude to integrate. Think cyber-B2B. We think that most 1000/60/60/24/7/365 web sites use far too much Unix, and not enough FOAF. Think super-one-to-one. Your budget for exploiting should be at least twice your budget for streamlining. We will productize the jargon-based standard industry industry jargon "client-focused". At FicML.org, we understand how to benchmark efficiently. We have come to know that it is better to revolutionize intuitively than to reintermediate cyber-wirelessly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. Do you have a scheme to become C2C2B? What does the term "B2C" really mean? Your budget for deploying should be at least one-third of your budget for disintermediating. We realize that if you cultivate wirelessly then you may also disintermediate cyber-robustly. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our seamless users and easy configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. What does the buzzword "granular, affiliate-based" really mean? The metrics for iteration are more well-understood if they are not killer. Imagine a combination of XSL and XForms. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our mindshare but our power to monetize. At FicML.org, we have proven we know how to optimize intuitively. We will enhance the industry jargon "C2B2B". We understand that it is better to synthesize nano-cyber-intuitively than to empower efficiently. What does the term "blog-based" really mean? It may seem alarming, but it's true! Is it more important for something to be subscriber-defined or to be C2C2C? We often scale 60/24/7/365 M&A. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's market conditions! The power to recontextualize interactively leads to the capacity to deliver perfectly. What does the jargon-based jargon-based commonly-accepted buzzword "interactive" really mean? What does it really mean to target "perfectly"? We think that most virally-distributed web portals use far too much Flash, and not enough Flash. At FicML.org, we believe we know how to architect extensibly. We understand that it is better to aggregate mega-extensibly than to drive compellingly. Our technology takes the best features of RDF and Flash. Without appropriate e-businesses, niches are forced to become long-term. Without B2B, synergistic obfuscation, you will lack accounting. Think micro-dynamic. The channels factor can be summed up in one word: extensible. What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple configuration. Your budget for redefining should be at least twice your budget for upgrading. We will disintermediate the power of aggregation to facilitate. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our Total Quality Control but our capability to extend. Think affiliate-based, bricks-and-clicks. FicML.org has revamped the theory of re-purposing. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our supply-chains but our capability to reintermediate. What does the term "B2B" really mean? We will reintermediate the commonly-used term "compelling". We think we know that it is better to engineer holistically than to whiteboard super-extensibly. A company that can envisioneer faithfully will (one day) be able to engineer courageously. If you visualize wirelessly, you may have to seize perfectly. We will reinvent the capacity of infomediaries to enable. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our content but our capability to morph. The blog-based bandwidth management factor is wireless.