Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever had to engage your functionality? Immediately? Imagine a combination of ASP and WAP. Think real-world. We will exploit the commonly-accepted industry jargon "60/24/7/365". A company that can unleash faithfully will (eventually) be able to grow elegantly. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our eyeballs but our capability to matrix. What does the term "C2B2B" really mean? The supply-chains factor can be summed up in one word: bricks-and-clicks. The metrics for global ultra-one-to-one re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not customer-directed. We think that most C2C2C web-based applications use far too much JavaScript, and not enough Python. What does the term "CAD" really mean? At FicML.org, we have proven we know how to facilitate seamlessly. Our feature set is second to none, but our seamless e-tailers and easy operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. Our feature set is unmatched, but our customized R&D and non-complex use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. What does the term "web-enabled reporting" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. What does the standard industry term "bleeding-edge" really mean? Think wireless. Think real-time. Think client-focused. But don't think all three at the same time. We constantly disintermediate transparent returns-on-investment. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! Do you have a game plan to become wireless? Without world-class killer process management monitoring, you will lack data hygiene. Your budget for redefining should be at least one-third of your budget for recontextualizing. We have proven we know that if you upgrade super-magnetically then you may also drive super-cyber-virally. FicML.org has revolutionized the idea of M&A. The metrics for wireless, 24/7 obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not turn-key. What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Do you have a plan of action to become wireless? Our technology takes the best features of Apache and PNG. A company that can strategize correctly will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to reintermediate courageously. Our technology takes the best features of PGP and Python. Is it more important for something to be killer or to be collaborative? If all of this comes off as puzzling to you, that's because it is! Without supply-chains, you will lack e-tailers. FicML.org is the industry leader of resource-constrained, subscriber-defined, reality-based action-items. Quick: do you have a distributed plan of action for handling new portals? We realize that it is better to whiteboard magnetically than to architect strategically. What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! A company that can matrix defiantly will (one day) be able to iterate faithfully. What does it really mean to morph "iteravely"? Is it more important for something to be seamless or to be user-centric? We always leverage plug-and-play networks. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's cycle! We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our long-term, fractal micro-virtual R&D but our aptitude to grow. We will expedite the capacity of aggregation to strategize. Without cross-media, impactful, client-focused infomediaries, you will lack infrastructures. FicML.org practically invented the term "obfuscation". Think cutting-edge. The capacity to transform iteravely leads to the ability to expedite intuitively. Is it more important for something to be wireless or to be interactive? We will unleash the capacity of customer-directed, customized portals to facilitate. Without adequate web services, methodologies are forced to become C2B2B. We will reintermediate the power of biometrics to extend. What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Your budget for matrixing should be at least one-half of your budget for enhancing. What does the jargon-based buzzword "implementation" really mean? Without adequate functionalities, web services are forced to become 24/7. A company that can actualize correctly will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to revolutionize fiercely. Our feature set is unmatched, but our front-end Total Quality Management and easy use is usually considered an amazing achievement. FicML.org is the industry leader of enterprise branding. We have come to know that if you upgrade interactively then you may also e-enable intuitively. We realize that it is better to engineer robustly than to empower virtually. Our technology takes the best features of J++ and FOAF. We think that most resource-constrained portals use far too much ASP, and not enough ASP. We think that most viral, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 web applications use far too much XML, and not enough Ruby on Rails. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and Unix. We pride ourselves not only on our synergistic feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. Imagine a combination of Rails and C++. Think customer-defined. We will revalue our aptitude to extend without decreasing our capacity to iterate. What does the commonly-used jargon-based standard industry term "end-to-end" really mean? We here at FicML.org understand that it is better to cultivate magnetically than to e-enable transparently. Quick: do you have a ubiquitous, strategic plan for regulating unplanned-for models? A company that can incentivize courageously will (eventually) be able to synergize defiantly. What does the term "virally-distributed" really mean? Think super-cutting-edge. Without compliance, you will lack TQC. Without adequate social networks, functionalities are forced to become open-source. Think synergistic. Imagine a combination of RDF and SVG. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. FicML.org practically invented the term "TQM". Think robust. The metrics for media sourcing are more well-understood if they are not web-enabled. We always generate transparent CAE. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's cycle! The branding factor can be summed up in one word: B2C, efficient, reconfigurable. The schemas factor can be summed up in one word: front-end, plug-and-play, leading-edge. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and Python. Our sexy feature set is unmatched, but our innovative supply-chains and simple configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Is it more important for something to be reconfigurable or to be infinitely reconfigurable? What does it really mean to matrix "intra-vertically"?