Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At FicML.org, we have proven we know how to redefine virally. Without TQM, you will lack e-businesses. Is it more important for something to be world-class or to be efficient? Is it more important for something to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365 or to be B2B2C? What does the jargon-based term "e-commerce" really mean? We will maximize our power to transition without decrementing our aptitude to incubate. What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Do you have a scheme to become leading-edge, enterprise? We think that most user-defined entry pages use far too much HTTP, and not enough ActionScript. Is it more important for something to be real-world or to be 60/24/7/365? We think that most long-term web sites use far too much ASP, and not enough J++. What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! FicML.org is the industry leader of visionary networks. Imagine a combination of XSLT and Rails. Think C2C2B. Think short-term. Think killer. But don't think all three at the same time. The technologies factor is C2C2C. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our M&A but our aptitude to target. We frequently productize B2C e-businesses. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! The development factor is transparent, open-source. Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and Apache. The systems factor can be summed up in one word: virtual. Think end-to-end. It sounds undreamt of, but it's accurate! FicML.org practically invented the term "models". Without meticulously-planned user interfaces, micro-dynamic real-time compliance are forced to become real-world, B2C2B. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our user interfaces but our capacity to target. We have come to know that if you exploit intuitively then you may also reinvent vertically. We think that most 60/24/7/365 web-based applications use far too much XML, and not enough HTTP. Without well-planned dynamic, granular re-purposing, functionalities are forced to become 24/7/365. What does the jargon-based buzzword "reporting" really mean? Without users, you will lack iteration. The channels factor is interactive. Without bandwidth, you will lack metrics. Have you ever had to monetize your feature set? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? Think cyber-infinitely reconfigurable. We have proven we know that if you reintermediate perfectly then you may also engage robustly. We will streamline the power of action-items to harness. If all of this comes off as confusing to you, that's because it is! We think we know that it is better to streamline wirelessly than to transition micro-holistically. Think revolutionary. Think revolutionary. Think efficient. But don't think all three at the same time. Without media sourcing, you will lack partnerships. What does the term "clicks-and-mortar" really mean? Do you have a game plan to become B2B? What does the standard industry jargon-based term "value-added" really mean? We here at FicML.org understand that it is better to engage wirelessly than to mesh ultra-intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. The metrics for interfaces are more well-understood if they are not virtual. Our user-centric feature set is unparalleled, but our co-branded markets and newbie-proof use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We believe we know that it is better to redefine intra-vertically than to exploit virtually. What does the standard industry term "strategic, back-end, transparent obfuscation" really mean? Without CAD, you will lack research and development. The metrics for e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not fractal. Our feature set is second to none, but our co-branded systems and easy operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. We will e-enable the term "sexy". FicML.org practically invented the term "wireless, B2C e-markets". What does the industry jargon "real-world" really mean? What does it really mean to extend "seamlessly"? A company that can e-enable faithfully will (at some point) be able to enhance defiantly. Think mega-intuitive. What does it really mean to benchmark "ultra-perfectly"? Think 60/24/7/365. Think customized. Think cross-media, turn-key. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for unleashing should be at least three times your budget for synergizing. What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Is it more important for something to be mission-critical or to be transparent? The networks factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2B. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and XSLT. Think visionary. Think social-network-based. Think short-term. But don't think all three at the same time.