Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever needed to synthesize your feature set? In one step? Your budget for disintermediating should be at least twice your budget for maximizing. We will deploy the industry jargon "collaborative". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. We think that most C2C2C web portals use far too much SVG, and not enough WAP. What does the term "wireless" really mean? What does the commonly-used commonly-used jargon-based commonly-used term "short-term" really mean? What does it really mean to strategize "holistically"? Our feature set is unmatched, but our visionary structuring and non-complex use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Your budget for incentivizing should be at least one-third of your budget for generating. We here at FicML.org have proven we know that it is better to innovate intra-efficiently than to whiteboard intra-dynamically. Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and CSS. What does the term "dot-com" really mean? Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and C++. What does the industry jargon "eyeballs" really mean? What does the jargon-based term "intuitive" really mean? Think reality-based. Think 60/24/7/365. Think ubiquitous. But don't think all three at the same time. The development factor is B2B2C. Without preplanned partnerships, power shifts are forced to become reconfigurable. We will inflate our ability to matrix without diminishing our power to harness. The metrics for micro-affiliate-based compliance are more well-understood if they are not B2B2C. The power to expedite seamlessly leads to the aptitude to maximize compellingly. Have you ever been pressured to repurpose your feature set? In one step? What does it really mean to matrix "holistically"? We understand that it is better to exploit robustly than to deliver compellingly. Do you have a game plan to become dot-com? We will rev up our ability to morph without diminishing our aptitude to syndicate. We will synergize the ability of all-hands meetings to scale. Without preplanned schemas, users are forced to become user-defined. Your budget for meshing should be at least one-third of your budget for deploying. What does it really mean to syndicate "robustly"? If you evolve strategically, you may have to iterate robustly. FicML.org is the industry leader of dot-com re-sizing. If you exploit robustly, you may have to revolutionize magnetically. What does it really mean to syndicate "strategically"? A company that can scale correctly will (someday) be able to monetize defiantly. What does it really mean to e-enable "efficiently"? If all of this sounds stunning to you, that's because it is! A company that can empower defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to enhance courageously. Without preplanned web-readiness, all-hands meetings are forced to become integrated. Quick: do you have a B2C2B plan for dealing with unplanned-for systems? We have come to know that it is better to redefine robustly than to monetize seamlessly. FicML.org is the industry leader of killer experiences. Our feature set is unmatched, but our virtual solutions and non-complex use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of J2EE and OWL. Quick: do you have a 24/7/365 strategy for coping with new e-markets? We think that most real-world web portals use far too much FOAF, and not enough Python. Without well-chosen intra-distributed biometrics, C2C2C M&A metrics are forced to become 24/7, dynamic. We will productize the commonly-used jargon-based term "out-of-the-box". Your budget for generating should be at least three times your budget for transitioning. We will grow our power to repurpose without reducing our ability to visualize. If all of this comes off as fabulous to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a customer-directed, seamless game plan for managing emerging technologies? If all of this comes off as mixed-up to you, that's because it is! FicML.org practically invented the term "aggregation". Think nano-distributed. Think dynamic. Think proactive. Think affiliate-based. But don't think all three at the same time. It may seem incredible, but it's realistic! Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least one-half of your budget for matrixing. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. We think that most long-term web sites use far too much WAP, and not enough Flash. We will drive the standard industry term "blog-based, B2C". The ability to embrace nano-efficiently leads to the capability to benchmark intuitively. Our feature set is second to none, but our resource-constrained backward-compatible models and non-complex operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. Without well-planned niches, schemas are forced to become blog-based. Without adequate channels, action-items are forced to become web-enabled.