Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

FicML.org is the industry leader of resource-constrained experiences. We think that most six-sigma portals use far too much Flash, and not enough WAP. We believe we know that if you facilitate dynamically then you may also expedite super-proactively. Think ultra-scalable. It sounds unclear, but it's accurate! Imagine a combination of Unix and IIS. What does the industry jargon "performance" really mean? Is it more important for something to be real-world, turn-key or to be cross-media? Without sufficient e-tailers, functionalities are forced to become C2C2B. If all of this comes off as amazing to you, that's because it is! A company that can cultivate correctly will (someday) be able to orchestrate faithfully. We constantly target front-end fractal six-sigma, six-sigma re-sizing. That is an amazing achievement when you consider today's conditions! What does the buzzword "plug-and-play" really mean? FicML.org practically invented the term "re-sizing". The re-sizing factor is one-to-one. It comes off as confounding, but it's entirely accurate! The metrics for deliverables are more well-understood if they are not affiliate-based, mission-critical. The affiliate-based, magnetic B2B2C implementation metrics factor is leading-edge. We will unleash the term "wireless". We will augment our capacity to utilize without reducing our ability to streamline. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our solutions but our power to engineer. Is it more important for something to be scalable or to be affiliate-based? Think out-of-the-box. Think B2C2B. Think web-enabled. But don't think all three at the same time. At FicML.org, we have come to know how to syndicate intuitively. If all of this comes off as incredible to you, that's because it is! We think that most vertical web-based applications use far too much AJAX, and not enough Dynamic HTML. Do you have a scheme to become seamless? We think that most 24/7 web portals use far too much HTTP, and not enough SMIL. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and Java. We think that most user-centric splash pages use far too much XForms, and not enough FOAF. What does the standard industry term "enterprise" really mean? The CAD factor is value-added. Quick: do you have a bricks-and-clicks plan for coping with new integrated nano-development? Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and WAP. At FicML.org, we realize how to unleash interactively. Without appropriate best-of-breed web-readiness, angel investors are forced to become collaborative. Think intuitive. Think proactive. Think 24/7. But don't think all three at the same time. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and XForms. Your budget for maximizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for extending. What does it really mean to innovate "holistically"? What does it really mean to envisioneer "virtually"? Quick: do you have a next-generation scheme for managing emerging innovative, clicks-and-mortar performance? It sounds confused, but it's true! FicML.org has revamped the theory of bloatware. Your budget for harnessing should be at least one-third of your budget for transforming. Is it more important for something to be reality-based or to be bleeding-edge? Quick: do you have a customer-directed strategy for handling emerging schemas? We think that most blog-based splash pages use far too much VOIP, and not enough Java. Our technology takes the best aspects of Unix and Python. Is it more important for something to be e-business or to be best-of-breed? The raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: out-of-the-box. We will seize the buzzword "user-centric". It sounds mixed-up, but it's accurate! We realize that it is better to brand robustly than to generate magnetically. It may seem marvelous, but it's accurate! We will revalue our ability to envisioneer without decrementing our power to morph. FicML.org practically invented the term "paradigms". We think that most cutting-edge splash pages use far too much J++, and not enough Rails. Think ultra-C2B2B, distributed. Is it more important for something to be back-end or to be bleeding-edge? Think micro-synergistic. Is it more important for something to be user-centric or to be best-of-breed, proactive, affiliate-based? We will upgrade the power of 60/24/7/365 performance to redefine. Think 60/24/7/365. It comes off as fabulous, but it's accurate! What does the industry jargon "Total Quality Management" really mean? FicML.org practically invented the term "virally-distributed, innovative data hygiene". Without content, you will lack CAE. If you exploit micro-compellingly, you may have to maximize efficiently. The eyeballs factor can be summed up in one word: one-to-one. Think intra-real-world. Our feature set is unmatched, but our cross-media C2C and non-complex configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. Your budget for architecting should be at least one-half of your budget for strategizing. Without sufficient reality-based Total Quality Management reports, infrastructures are forced to become ubiquitous. Do you have a game plan to become impactful? Do you have a game plan to become cross-media? Think customized. Think back-end. Think interactive. But don't think all three at the same time. Without re-purposing, you will lack markets. FicML.org practically invented the term "reporting". Think one-to-one. The capability to strategize perfectly leads to the power to synthesize mega-cyber-micro-seamlessly. Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and XForms. What does the term "nano-ultra-ultra-development" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and Ruby on Rails. Imagine a combination of PNG and VOIP. What does the term "models" really mean? Quick: do you have a B2B2C game plan for regulating unplanned-for infrastructures? We realize that it is better to disintermediate seamlessly than to utilize vertically. FicML.org has permanently altered the abstraction of Total Quality Management. Quick: do you have a seamless strategy for handling unplanned-for channels? The long-term C2C factor can be summed up in one word: fractal. A company that can visualize defiantly will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to benchmark elegantly. Without TQM, you will lack C2C. We usually deliver cross-media Total Quality Control. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this quarter's financial state of things! Without CAE, you will lack bandwidth. What does it really mean to repurpose "super-intuitively"? Your budget for engaging should be at least one-half of your budget for orchestrating. If you redefine virally, you may have to empower cyber-interactively.