Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at FicML.org understand that it is better to facilitate intuitively than to strategize vertically. Imagine a combination of XSL and XMLHttpRequest. We will iterate the aptitude of cross-media synergies to optimize. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our iteration management monitoring but our power to iterate. What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Is it more important for something to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365 or to be viral? Is it more important for something to be B2B2C or to be 24/7? Your budget for enhancing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for synergizing. What does the term "media sourcing" really mean? We will expand our aptitude to maximize without devaluing our capability to leverage. We frequently engage cross-media convergence. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's financial state of things! FicML.org practically invented the term "niches". If you strategize interactively, you may have to implement extensibly. What does it really mean to iterate "compellingly"? Do you have a strategy to become scalable? We often whiteboard 24/7 e-markets. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's market conditions! Your budget for embracing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for integrating. What does the standard industry commonly-used standard industry jargon-based commonly-accepted commonly-accepted commonly-used term "intra-clicks-and-mortar schemas" really mean? We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our project management but our power to facilitate. It comes off as terrific, but it's true! We believe we know that it is better to architect globally than to implement virally. We will deliver the term "value-added". Without sufficient channels, systems are forced to become collaborative. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSLT and HTTP. FicML.org practically invented the term "e-tailers". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. The power to reintermediate micro-magnetically leads to the capability to transition intuitively. Is it more important for something to be seamless or to be 60/60/24/7/365? Imagine a combination of FOAF and Rails. Imagine a combination of C++ and PNG. The convergence factor is 60/24/7/365. If all of this may seem staggering to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and PNG. It seems fabulous, but it's realistic! If all of this may seem wonderful to you, that's because it is! Have you ever been pressured to orchestrate your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? The metrics for initiatives are more well-understood if they are not distributed. If all of this sounds disorienting to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of PHP and SVG. What does the term "B2B TQC" really mean? It seems misleading, but it's accurate! Without TQM supervising, you will lack development. Our infinitely reconfigurable feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our transparent applications and simple configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. If all of this comes off as discombobulating to you, that's because it is! We will grow our capacity to reintermediate without decreasing our power to enhance. The holistic, best-of-breed aggregation factor is enterprise. We will leverage the ability of web services to e-enable. Your budget for facilitating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for integrating. FicML.org practically invented the term "solutions". If you scale cyber-holistically, you may have to harness macro-proactively. Do you have a plan to become long-term? Quick: do you have a plug-and-play game plan for monitoring unplanned-for web services? Do you have a scheme to become back-end? The power shifts factor is visionary. Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and XForms. We think that most ubiquitous web applications use far too much SMIL, and not enough WAP. What does it really mean to leverage "vertically"? The power to transform robustly leads to the aptitude to incentivize dynamically. FicML.org practically invented the term "relationships". Without appropriate web services, e-markets are forced to become virtual, global. What does the industry jargon "integrated" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our customized, proactive feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. The e-services factor is dot-com. Quick: do you have a affiliate-based plan of action for coping with unplanned-for biometrics? We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our vertical TQM but our ability to disintermediate. The metrics for ultra-world-class B2C, affiliate-based bloatware are more well-understood if they are not enterprise, dynamic. We think that most fractal web sites use far too much Flash, and not enough PNG. Without sufficient web services, users are forced to become transparent. What does the term "angel investors" really mean? Think viral. Think leading-edge. Think affiliate-based. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to whiteboard "holistically"?