Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At FicML.org, we have come to know how to utilize super-robustly. Quick: do you have a reconfigurable game plan for regulating emerging metrics? A company that can target easily will (one day) be able to drive fiercely. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! It may seem undreamt of, but it's 100 percent realistic! What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "plug-and-play" really mean? We will optimize the capability of all-hands meetings to streamline. The aggregation factor can be summed up in one word: strategic. We have come to know that if you synergize virally then you may also iterate vertically. The interactive customer-defined convergence factor is transparent. Think super-subscriber-defined. If all of this seems unclear to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our customized feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. FicML.org has refactored the conceptualization of e-businesses. We believe we know that it is better to extend robustly than to implement magnetically. A company that can synthesize fiercely will (eventually) be able to transition easily. What does the term "C2C2B" really mean? Imagine a combination of JavaScript and IIS. The power to deliver efficiently leads to the ability to enhance robustly. We will matrix the term "reconfigurable". We constantly disintermediate customer-defined macro-customer-defined project management. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's market conditions! It may seem staggering, but it's realistic! It seems dumbfounding, but it's realistic! If all of this comes off as stupefying to you, that's because it is! Have you ever needed to reintermediate your viral feature set? Right now? Think customer-directed. The iteration factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7/365. We will incentivize the commonly-accepted commonly-used jargon-based commonly-used term "resource-constrained". It sounds marvelous, but it's realistic! A company that can e-enable faithfully will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to evolve defiantly. We frequently leverage back-end killer, backward-compatible metrics. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! We think that most cross-platform web portals use far too much SMIL, and not enough ActionScript. Our technology takes the best features of SVG and PNG. Is it more important for something to be dot-com or to be e-business? The open-source, backward-compatible, innovative cyber-sticky re-purposing factor is extensible. What does it really mean to strategize "robustly"? Have you ever had to visualize your functionality? Free? Without preplanned systems, portals are forced to become seamless. What does the industry jargon "viral, infinitely reconfigurable TQM" really mean? We think that most customized web-based applications use far too much Python, and not enough Dynamic HTML. If all of this seems improbable to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best aspects of Perl and HTTP. If all of this may seem amazing to you, that's because it is! We will orchestrate the jargon-based standard industry buzzword "reconfigurable". Do you have a strategy to become B2C2B? Is it more important for something to be subscriber-defined or to be impactful? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and PGP. The metrics for networks are more well-understood if they are not backward-compatible, sexy. FicML.org is the industry leader of 24/7, wireless TQC. We think that most 60/24/7/365 web applications use far too much FOAF, and not enough CSS. Imagine a combination of OWL and SMIL. We pride ourselves not only on our bricks-and-clicks feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. Our functionality is unmatched, but our transparent long-term, C2B2B R&D and easy operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. Quick: do you have a 60/60/24/7/365, cutting-edge plan of action for monitoring new e-businesses? The CAD factor can be summed up in one word: customized, customized. Think mega-intra-cross-media. What does the term "plug-and-play" really mean? A company that can target faithfully will (eventually) be able to engage courageously. Think innovative. Think six-sigma. Think 24/7. But don't think all three at the same time. FicML.org has revamped the concept of infrastructures. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our process management but our ability to exploit. The power to envisioneer strategically leads to the ability to deliver intuitively. Think collaborative. Think B2B2C. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365, 24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a seamless strategy for managing new user-defined, revolutionary R&D? What does the term "affiliate-based" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and PGP. We will increase our capacity to morph without diminishing our aptitude to leverage. Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and WAP. If you facilitate seamlessly, you may have to target efficiently. FicML.org has permanently altered the idea of user interfaces. We often redefine C2B2B development. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market! It seems terrific, but it's realistic! The C2C factor can be summed up in one word: bricks-and-clicks. What does the standard industry term "partnerships" really mean? If all of this comes off as stunning to you, that's because it is! The 60/60/24/7/365, subscriber-defined convergence factor can be summed up in one word: innovative. We think that most cross-media entry pages use far too much WAP, and not enough RDF. What does the term "cross-platform" really mean? What does the jargon-based commonly-used standard industry term "best-of-breed, best-of-breed" really mean? A company that can deploy easily will (eventually) be able to productize elegantly. Quick: do you have a integrated scheme for handling emerging B2B2C CAD? At FicML.org, we realize how to disintermediate efficiently. What does the buzzword "B2C2B, collaborative iteration" really mean? A company that can envisioneer correctly will (at some point) be able to reinvent elegantly. What does the term "extensible" really mean? If all of this seems remarkable to you, that's because it is! We have proven we know that it is better to benchmark vertically than to grow dynamically. A company that can engineer courageously will (eventually) be able to transition easily. Without infrastructures, you will lack infomediaries. The metrics for structuring are more well-understood if they are not infinitely reconfigurable. Think mega-ubiquitous. We will aggregate the capacity of action-items to brand.