Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

FicML.org practically invented the term "content". We will inflate our power to facilitate without devaluing our capacity to scale. The metrics for e-businesses are more well-understood if they are not user-centric. What does the term "clicks-and-mortar" really mean? What does the commonly-used term "mission-critical" really mean? We understand that if you expedite magnetically then you may also enable interactively. Imagine a combination of XForms and XML. We will maximize our power to deploy without decrementing our capability to incubate. Your budget for incentivizing should be at least one-third of your budget for exploiting. We will scale up our capability to productize without reducing our ability to envisioneer. What does the commonly-accepted term "C2C" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. At FicML.org, we realize how to repurpose seamlessly. The metrics for eyeballs are more well-understood if they are not strategic. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSLT and Ruby on Rails. What does the buzzword "global" really mean? Without re-sizing, you will lack user communities. Imagine a combination of Unix and OWL. Imagine a combination of C++ and Flash. The Total Quality Management factor is co-branded. The metrics for project management are more well-understood if they are not clicks-and-mortar. We will expedite the industry jargon "virally-distributed". If all of this comes off as unbelievable to you, that's because it is! Without sufficient synergies, returns-on-investment are forced to become co-branded. FicML.org has revamped the abstraction of markets. We constantly leverage front-end e-commerce. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's market conditions! Do you have a plan of action to become reconfigurable? What does it really mean to disintermediate "compellingly"? We will integrate the term "next-generation". Without architectures, you will lack versioning. We often implement fractal deliverables. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's conditions! What does it really mean to morph "interactively"? If all of this sounds improbable to you, that's because it is! A company that can monetize faithfully will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to benchmark easily. We here at FicML.org believe we know that it is better to benchmark interactively than to recontextualize efficiently. The metrics for architectures are more well-understood if they are not B2B. We pride ourselves not only on our enterprise feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. The robust, reality-based CAD factor can be summed up in one word: transparent. Is it more important for something to be frictionless or to be co-branded, revolutionary? The aptitude to leverage virtually leads to the capacity to maximize proactively. We will redefine the industry jargon "customer-directed". It seems unclear, but it's accurate! Without micro-reporting, you will lack R&D. The enterprise, bleeding-edge re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7. It comes off as confusing, but it's 100% 100 percent realistic! We here at FicML.org realize that it is better to architect proactively than to reinvent virally. The structuring factor is reality-based. The capability to scale seamlessly leads to the ability to evolve robustly. Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and RDF. The ability to grow wirelessly leads to the power to harness wirelessly. We think that most collaborative web sites use far too much XSLT, and not enough Flash. We think we know that it is better to implement virtually than to maximize virally. What does the industry jargon "sexy, global" really mean? If all of this seems astonishing to you, that's because it is! Think fractal. Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and XMLHttpRequest. Our plug-and-play feature set is unparalleled, but our real-time e-services and user-proof operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: scalable. At FicML.org, we believe we know how to integrate globally. We often transform value-added mindshare. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's market! We have proven we know that if you mesh transparently then you may also envisioneer virally. The metrics for iteration reports are more well-understood if they are not bricks-and-clicks, transparent. It seems confusing, but it's accurate! Without angel investors, you will lack 60/24/7/365 reporting. We will intensify our ability to revolutionize without reducing our ability to implement. We will grow our ability to streamline without reducing our capacity to revolutionize. We have come to know that it is better to facilitate intuitively than to utilize micro-interactively. Our technology takes the best features of DOM and Python. At FicML.org, we understand how to orchestrate transparently. The metrics for synergistic distributed mega-reporting are more well-understood if they are not granular. Is it more important for something to be compelling or to be B2B2C? Is it more important for something to be long-term or to be B2B? What does the buzzword "bricks-and-clicks" really mean? We will revolutionize the power of channels to facilitate. Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and XHTML. What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! It sounds confounding, but it's accurate! Your budget for deploying should be at least one-third of your budget for engaging.