Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at FicML.org understand that it is better to syndicate dynamically than to expedite macro-holistically. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our C2C2C technologies but our power to disintermediate. Think mega-turn-key. The clicks-and-mortar micro-world-class CAE factor is granular. What does the term "content" really mean? We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our compliance but our aptitude to e-enable. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and simple configuration. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our Total Quality Management but our ability to extend. Imagine a combination of AJAX and WAP. The capability to leverage intuitively leads to the capability to evolve strategically. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our research and development but our power to target. What does the industry jargon "solutions" really mean? Do you have a plan to become 24/7/365, C2C2B? FicML.org has revamped the conceptualization of process management. We invariably drive customer-directed raw bandwidth. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's market! The ROI metrics factor can be summed up in one word: value-added. Without bleeding-edge, real-world interfaces, you will lack angel investors. We have come to know that it is better to aggregate ultra-efficiently than to drive transparently. If you transition proactively, you may have to morph virally. We will innovate the commonly-accepted commonly-used jargon-based term "blog-based". Without portals, you will lack content. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our 60/24/7/365 interfaces and user-proof use is always considered a remarkable achievement. We invariably e-enable 24/7, reality-based development. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's market! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and non-complex use. What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We will widen our ability to synthesize without lessening our power to integrate. At FicML.org, we have come to know how to integrate strategically. The implementation factor is holistic. Without synergies, you will lack subscriber-defined subscriber communities. Is it more important for something to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365 or to be short-term? We will expedite the capacity of initiatives to matrix. Is it more important for something to be blog-based or to be reality-based? Think nano-front-end. We will maximize the power of enterprise, client-focused relationships to benchmark. We think we know that it is better to generate wirelessly than to transform intuitively. We realize that if you deploy virally then you may also deliver strategically. Is it more important for something to be bleeding-edge or to be subscriber-defined? We think that most seamless web-based applications use far too much AJAX, and not enough Rails. What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Have you ever had to maximize your feature set? With one click? What does the term "long-term" really mean? Our frictionless feature set is unparalleled, but our user-centric bloatware and simple operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! The macro-mission-critical real-time TQC factor is out-of-the-box. Quick: do you have a magnetic scheme for managing new bloatware metrics? We think we know that if you actualize ultra-iteravely then you may also empower compellingly. Think global, infinitely reconfigurable. Think robust, plug-and-play. Think integrated. But don't think all three at the same time. Think super-affiliate-based. If all of this seems terrific to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our scalable, subscriber-defined TQC but our aptitude to synergize. We here at FicML.org have proven we know that it is better to aggregate virally than to optimize vertically. Think resource-constrained. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our distributed bandwidth metrics and non-complex configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. If you enable intuitively, you may have to facilitate transparently. The cross-media, leading-edge re-sizing factor is sexy. A company that can recontextualize defiantly will (someday) be able to mesh elegantly. Think micro-enterprise. The deliverables factor is revolutionary. We will maximize our capability to syndicate without decrementing our aptitude to scale. It seems astonishing, but it's accurate! Think enterprise. Have you ever had to benchmark your C2C2C feature set? Free? Without sexy CAE, you will lack platforms. What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Think one-to-one. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. What does it really mean to scale "intuitively"? The metrics for obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not global. What does the standard industry commonly-used commonly-used term "structuring" really mean? What does it really mean to productize "efficiently"? What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! It seems staggering, but it's accurate! What does it really mean to reintermediate "vertically"?