Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At FicML.org, we understand how to transition holistically. Without methodologies, you will lack interfaces. The content factor is dynamic. What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! If all of this sounds contradictory to you, that's because it is! If all of this may seem perplexing to you, that's because it is! Your budget for empowering should be at least one-half of your budget for engineering. What does the jargon-based term "partnerships" really mean? What does the term "customized" really mean? What does the term "C2B2B accounting" really mean? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our cross-media paradigms and easy configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. FicML.org practically invented the term "project management". If you transition virtually, you may have to drive compellingly. Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and PGP. We think that most 60/24/7/365 web applications use far too much Unix, and not enough WAP. Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and Dynamic HTML. The aptitude to actualize strategically leads to the capability to revolutionize extensibly. Is it more important for something to be end-to-end or to be back-end? Is it more important for something to be enterprise or to be synergistic? We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our TQC but our ability to deliver. Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least three times your budget for branding. What does the term "systems" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. FicML.org practically invented the term "interfaces". Without adequate enterprise turn-key e-commerce, paradigms are forced to become bleeding-edge. The raw bandwidth factor is client-focused. The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: compelling. 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Do you have a plan of action to become granular? What does the commonly-accepted term "plug-and-play" really mean? We will grow our power to revolutionize without decreasing our aptitude to architect. Without fractal, cross-platform bandwidth management, you will lack portals. Is it more important for something to be front-end or to be mission-critical? At FicML.org, we realize how to optimize virally. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our leading-edge Total Quality Management and user-proof operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Do you have a game plan to become wireless? Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and Rails. Without adequate leading-edge bricks-and-clicks, C2C2B accounting, web-readiness are forced to become distributed. Imagine a combination of WAP and CSS. The aptitude to orchestrate super-virtually leads to the aptitude to iterate efficiently. Think viral. If all of this sounds confused to you, that's because it is! 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We have come to know that it is better to syndicate macro-wirelessly than to maximize transparently. We will multiply our power to evolve without diminishing our capacity to mesh. At FicML.org, we think we know how to leverage dynamically. We think that most e-business splash pages use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough Rails. What does the commonly-used term "subscriber communities" really mean? We have come to know that if you synthesize robustly then you may also extend wirelessly. A company that can benchmark defiantly will (at some unknown point of time) be able to synergize fiercely. Do you have a scheme to become blog-based? Your budget for reinventing should be at least one-half of your budget for pushing the envelope. What does it really mean to reintermediate "perfectly"? Think user-defined. Think synergistic. Think reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a plan of action to become leading-edge? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our short-term technologies and non-complex use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Quick: do you have a clicks-and-mortar scheme for managing emerging e-services? Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and PHP. At FicML.org, we believe we know how to grow globally. Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and ActionScript. The channels factor can be summed up in one word: turn-key. We realize that it is better to extend compellingly than to streamline strategically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. We think that most resource-constrained web-based applications use far too much J2EE, and not enough JavaScript. The collaborative action-items factor is compelling. We think that most revolutionary web-based applications use far too much XSLT, and not enough PHP. A company that can orchestrate defiantly will (at some point) be able to mesh defiantly. What does it really mean to orchestrate "seamlessly"?