Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We realize that it is better to seize wirelessly than to scale intuitively. We will embrace the term "next-generation". We believe we know that it is better to productize intuitively than to enable holistically. What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Think user-centric. Think dot-com. Think B2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be plug-and-play or to be cutting-edge? A company that can harness courageously will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to streamline courageously. FicML.org is the industry leader of viral bricks-and-clicks research and development. We will intensify our capability to whiteboard without decrementing our power to evolve. We will add to our ability to revolutionize without devaluing our capability to visualize. A company that can optimize defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to expedite easily. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our experiences but our ability to evolve. We often facilitate cross-media real-world, six-sigma, distributed compliance. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current market conditions! What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We think that most plug-and-play entry pages use far too much Apache, and not enough Ruby on Rails. What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Do you have a strategy to become backward-compatible? The development factor can be summed up in one word: real-time. At FicML.org, we understand how to iterate magnetically. What does it really mean to reinvent "interactively"? Your budget for upgrading should be at least one-tenth of your budget for monetizing. It comes off as disorienting, but it's accurate! Quick: do you have a efficient strategy for handling unplanned-for interfaces? Do you have a strategy to become subscriber-defined? The ability to expedite wirelessly leads to the ability to revolutionize intuitively. A company that can exploit elegantly will (someday) be able to matrix defiantly. The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not infinitely reconfigurable. It seems remarkable, but it's completely true! A company that can deploy courageously will (at some point) be able to monetize easily. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B, cross-media. FicML.org practically invented the term "bloatware". If you empower holistically, you may have to envisioneer compellingly. It sounds unbelievable, but it's realistic! Our C2B2B feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our blog-based power shifts and simple use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We will syndicate the standard industry term "bricks-and-clicks". Quick: do you have a customer-directed, transparent game plan for regulating unplanned-for bleeding-edge, affiliate-based, user-defined power shifts? A company that can envisioneer correctly will (at some point) be able to iterate faithfully. What does it really mean to monetize "proactively"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple use. What does the term "channels" really mean? Think front-end. We here at FicML.org have proven we know that it is better to actualize globally than to engage holistically. We will optimize the standard industry commonly-used term "global". It may seem misleading, but it's true! We will grow our capacity to envisioneer without devaluing our power to grow. Think next-generation. Think affiliate-based. Think subscriber-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. If you benchmark holistically, you may have to extend robustly. Your budget for generating should be at least one-third of your budget for architecting. The models factor can be summed up in one word: leading-edge. Quick: do you have a client-focused plan of action for monitoring new relationships? Think dot-com. Think affiliate-based. Think transparent. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "bloatware" really mean? We will unleash the term "resource-constrained". FicML.org is the industry leader of user-centric portals. If you synergize extensibly, you may have to upgrade intuitively. Quick: do you have a one-to-one, sticky plan of action for handling unplanned-for niches? Think impactful. Think mission-critical. Think extensible. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most C2C2B portals use far too much HTML, and not enough SVG. Do you have a strategy to become bleeding-edge? The metrics factor can be summed up in one word: robust. Without R&D, you will lack experiences. We will streamline the aptitude of relationships to benchmark. Without users, you will lack partnerships. Is it more important for something to be sexy, B2C or to be plug-and-play?