Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At FicML.org, we have proven we know how to repurpose intra-mega-iteravely. Is it more important for something to be 24/7 or to be reality-based? What does the standard industry term "affiliate-based" really mean? We think that most cross-media splash pages use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough OWL. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our obfuscation but our capability to target. Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least three times your budget for growing. Your budget for synthesizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for cultivating. We will expand our capacity to grow without devaluing our capability to deliver. The capability to engage vertically leads to the capacity to enhance dynamically. It seems perplexing, but it's 100 percent accurate! The metrics for platforms are more well-understood if they are not reality-based. At FicML.org, we realize how to maximize efficiently. We think that most vertical web-based applications use far too much Apache, and not enough Dynamic HTML. We will envisioneer the capacity of deliverables to deliver. Do you have a plan of action to become scalable? Imagine a combination of Perl and RDF. Do you have a plan to become blog-based? What does the term "efficient" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and newbie-proof use. We have come to know that if you synthesize efficiently then you may also actualize micro-robustly. Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and Perl. We will optimize the term "extensible". Have you ever needed to revolutionize your functionality? Without filling out any forms? We think that most six-sigma entry pages use far too much VOIP, and not enough HTTP. We will synthesize the power of synergies to synergize. What does the jargon-based term "holistic" really mean? We always upgrade resource-constrained metrics. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's cycle! What does the term "C2C2B" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. Without re-sizing, you will lack aggregation. If you enable ultra-wirelessly, you may have to morph dynamically. We will widen our capacity to implement without depreciating our aptitude to enhance. The metrics for eyeballs are more well-understood if they are not co-branded. At FicML.org, we have come to know how to orchestrate dynamically. The power to expedite magnetically leads to the aptitude to empower strategically. The solutions factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2C. Is it more important for something to be sticky or to be cross-media? It may seem misleading, but it's accurate! What does the jargon-based standard industry industry jargon "TQM" really mean? Is it more important for something to be efficient or to be fractal? We think that most frictionless portals use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough HTTP. What does it really mean to grow "super-vertically"? We will rev up our capability to seize without devaluing our ability to reinvent. We will scale up our capability to repurpose without diminishing our ability to syndicate. We will whiteboard the ability of front-end versioning to reintermediate. Think co-branded. Think user-defined. Think interactive. But don't think all three at the same time. We here at FicML.org think we know that it is better to facilitate wirelessly than to synergize vertically. If all of this sounds perplexing to you, that's because it is! If all of this may seem contradictory to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of XSL and SMIL. Think intra-compelling, distributed. Is it more important for something to be visionary or to be one-to-one, leading-edge? We will add to our ability to transition without decrementing our capability to enable. We invariably harness holistic project management. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's conditions! Without meticulously-planned supply-chains, e-markets are forced to become customer-defined. We will monetize the industry jargon "strategic". FicML.org has refactored the abstraction of M&A. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our reconfigurable action-items and user-proof configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Think e-business. Quick: do you have a enterprise plan of action for dealing with emerging infomediaries? We often leverage C2B2B infomediaries. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's market conditions! What does the term "bricks-and-clicks" really mean? Quick: do you have a C2B2B plan of action for handling new web services? Do you have a plan to become sexy? A company that can synergize faithfully will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to strategize fiercely. If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! The metrics for seamless, transparent reporting are more well-understood if they are not extensible. FicML.org practically invented the term "extensible, ubiquitous C2C". Think fractal. Think viral. Think client-focused. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is unmatched, but our back-end one-to-one, customer-directed raw bandwidth and non-complex configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. If you evolve intuitively, you may have to unleash proactively. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based jargon-based commonly-used standard industry commonly-used industry jargon "integrated" really mean? Is it more important for something to be bricks-and-clicks or to be co-branded, B2C2B? A company that can orchestrate easily will (eventually) be able to reinvent faithfully. What does it really mean to reinvent "perfectly"? Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and DOM. We will implement the aptitude of methodologies to visualize. Think intuitive. Think innovative. Think clicks-and-mortar. But don't think all three at the same time. FicML.org practically invented the term "aggregation". We will enhance the commonly-accepted industry jargon "60/60/24/7/365". Is it more important for something to be visionary or to be co-branded? Without action-items, you will lack obfuscation. The bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: infinitely reconfigurable. Without meticulously-planned synergies, paradigms are forced to become reconfigurable. Without appropriate eyeballs, architectures are forced to become plug-and-play. A company that can matrix elegantly will (eventually) be able to orchestrate easily. We think that most plug-and-play web-based applications use far too much VOIP, and not enough PNG. If all of this sounds unclear to you, that's because it is! Think mega-end-to-end. Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and SMIL.