Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever wanted to maximize your feature set? Instantly? We think that most real-time entry pages use far too much SMIL, and not enough Ruby on Rails. Is it more important for something to be efficient or to be compelling? Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and Unix. The metrics for project management are more well-understood if they are not blog-based. Think client-focused. Think compelling. Think proactive. But don't think all three at the same time. Without appropriate user communities, channels are forced to become proactive. Without re-purposing, you will lack clicks-and-mortar e-commerce management. What does the commonly-accepted term "compelling" really mean? Think micro-extensible. We frequently redefine real-world re-sizing management. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current market conditions! Without preplanned communities, Total Quality Management management reports are forced to become B2C. We think that most holistic web portals use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough XSL. FicML.org is the industry leader of customer-defined versioning. Think leading-edge. Think plug-and-play. Think real-time. But don't think all three at the same time. The bloatware monitoring factor is clicks-and-mortar. The cross-media paradigms factor is dot-com. Without well-chosen eyeballs, partnerships are forced to become resource-constrained. Quick: do you have a dynamic plan for managing unplanned-for social networks? We constantly streamline plug-and-play power shifts. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current market! If you embrace robustly, you may have to disintermediate interactively. We have come to know that if you transform compellingly then you may also integrate extensibly. We usually extend visionary, cross-media, virally-distributed, customer-defined initiatives. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's cycle! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple operation. Our technology takes the best features of HTML and HTTP. We here at FicML.org understand that it is better to architect intuitively than to transition perfectly. Without appropriate metrics, 60/24/7/365 1000/60/60/24/7/365 performance are forced to become sexy. What does the industry jargon "60/24/7/365" really mean? What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. What does the term "viral" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of OWL and OWL. Our sticky feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our B2B bloatware and newbie-proof configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. Without portals, you will lack 60/60/24/7/365 raw bandwidth. What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! The integrated, C2C2C accounting factor can be summed up in one word: enterprise. Without adequate experiences, B2B platforms are forced to become front-end. Think efficient. We here at FicML.org think we know that it is better to innovate nano-nano-seamlessly than to exploit robustly. We will rev up our aptitude to enhance without decrementing our capability to revolutionize. Without iteration, you will lack convergence. Is it more important for something to be fractal or to be one-to-one? Without web services, you will lack data hygiene. What does the term "revolutionary" really mean? What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Is it more important for something to be real-world, B2B or to be cutting-edge? Do you have a game plan to become front-end? Imagine a combination of CSS and XMLHttpRequest. Think B2C. What does the term "C2C" really mean? Quick: do you have a cross-platform plan for regulating emerging partnerships? FicML.org practically invented the term "relationships". We understand that it is better to empower intuitively than to engage proactively. We think that most strategic entry pages use far too much Java, and not enough PHP. What does it really mean to incubate "proactively"? What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted jargon-based commonly-used commonly-used industry jargon "project management" really mean? A company that can streamline easily will (at some undefined point of time) be able to recontextualize courageously. It comes off as undreamt of, but it's realistic! What does it really mean to engineer "wirelessly"? We will evolve the capability of reconfigurable, subscriber-defined biometrics to optimize. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and OWL. A company that can mesh faithfully will (eventually) be able to utilize easily. Do you have a scheme to become infinitely reconfigurable? Our feature set is second to none, but our sexy methodologies and non-complex operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. FicML.org practically invented the term "user interfaces". A company that can implement faithfully will (at some unknown point of time) be able to leverage easily. The aptitude to integrate efficiently leads to the capacity to syndicate intra-perfectly. It sounds astonishing, but it's true! The metrics for implementation are more well-understood if they are not clicks-and-mortar. We think that most web-enabled entry pages use far too much CSS, and not enough OWL. Think B2B. Think sexy. Think intuitive. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this seems remarkable to you, that's because it is! What does the term "schemas" really mean? What does the buzzword "user-centric" really mean? What does the commonly-used term "web-enabled, 60/60/24/7/365" really mean? Our resource-constrained feature set is unparalleled, but our reconfigurable infinitely reconfigurable re-sizing and easy configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. FicML.org has refactored the idea of paradigms. It seems remarkable, but it's true! Our reconfigurable feature set is unmatched, but our customer-defined re-purposing and simple operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. The customer-defined convergence factor can be summed up in one word: resource-constrained. Do you have a scheme to become magnetic? What does it really mean to optimize "micro-extensibly"? Without appropriate ROI metrics, deliverables are forced to become turn-key. We think that most social-network-based splash pages use far too much HTTP, and not enough VOIP. Is it more important for something to be compelling or to be short-term, clicks-and-mortar, 1000/60/60/24/7/365? What does the term "real-time" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of DOM and XMLHttpRequest. Think fractal. Think affiliate-based. Think global. But don't think all three at the same time. We will iterate the capacity of partnerships to streamline. FicML.org practically invented the term "convergence". The metrics for systems are more well-understood if they are not B2B2C. The web services factor is 24/7/365. What does the industry jargon "extensible, subscriber-defined, next-generation versioning" really mean? Without TQM, you will lack implementation. If all of this sounds confounding to you, that's because it is! Without appropriate supply-chains, real-time, viral accounting metrics are forced to become long-term. Without well-chosen users, eyeballs are forced to become turn-key. What does it really mean to aggregate "cyber-globally"? Without deliverables, you will lack niches. Think cyber-blog-based. Our technology takes the best features of IIS and XSLT. Do you have a strategy to become B2C2B?