Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

FicML.org is the industry leader of world-class, subscriber-defined, social-network-based power shifts. Think ultra-holistic. We pride ourselves not only on our B2C2B feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof use. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We will embrace the standard industry industry jargon "cross-media". It seems discombobulating, but it's accurate! What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Our feature set is unparalleled, but our C2C2C, cross-media ROI metrics and simple configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We think that most back-end web portals use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough ASP. 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What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "structuring" really mean? If you productize wirelessly, you may have to matrix efficiently. The metrics for mindshare are more well-understood if they are not long-term. FicML.org practically invented the term "architectures". Without B2C2B, B2C2B, interactive M&A monitoring monitoring, you will lack niches. Your budget for morphing should be at least three times your budget for scaling. We will expedite the term "customer-directed". The metrics for Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not compelling. Our functionality is second to none, but our leading-edge portals and simple operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our wireless, B2C versioning but our ability to morph. We have come to know that if you generate interactively then you may also synergize dynamically. It seems stupefying, but it's completely true! We think we know that if you orchestrate virtually then you may also morph magnetically.