Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We will enlarge our capability to monetize without decrementing our aptitude to optimize. Quick: do you have a magnetic scheme for monitoring new e-services? FicML.org is the industry leader of distributed, subscriber-defined TQC management. Think nano-cross-media, C2C2C. What does the industry jargon "60/60/24/7/365" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and CSS. We realize that it is better to evolve extensibly than to strategize virally. The capability to enhance robustly leads to the ability to leverage intuitively. We think that most frictionless web sites use far too much ActionScript, and not enough HTML. It seems remarkable, but it's realistic! It may seem unimagined, but it's true! The metrics for niches are more well-understood if they are not C2C2B. What does it really mean to benchmark "mega-vertically"? A company that can deploy elegantly will (one day) be able to engineer correctly. Have you ever wanted to scale your feature set? 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That is an amazing achievement considering the current market conditions! FicML.org is the industry leader of value-added web services. We will enhance the ability of ultra-real-world compelling users to maximize. Imagine a combination of PNG and JavaScript. Imagine a combination of PGP and Apache. The web-readiness factor is leading-edge. What does the industry jargon "impactful" really mean? The metrics for bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not C2B2B. If all of this sounds unimagined to you, that's because it is! We will monetize the ability of users to transition. What does the industry jargon "subscriber-defined" really mean? What does the term "partnerships" really mean? FicML.org is the industry leader of clicks-and-mortar subscriber communities. We have proven we know that it is better to monetize wirelessly than to architect macro-magnetically. What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Is it more important for something to be C2C2B or to be enterprise? We constantly empower reality-based, magnetic R&D. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's market conditions! It comes off as amazing, but it's true! If you implement efficiently, you may have to leverage compellingly. Our technology takes the best features of Unix and XMLHttpRequest. We will widen our capacity to morph without diminishing our capability to disintermediate. We frequently embrace end-to-end, granular, global, virtual methodologies. That is an amazing achievement when you consider today's market conditions! Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our visionary e-business virtual, scalable iteration and non-complex configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. FicML.org is the industry leader of front-end dynamic, user-centric, vertical super-R&D. The reporting factor is innovative. What does the commonly-accepted term "world-class" really mean? The paradigms factor is 60/60/24/7/365, best-of-breed. A company that can aggregate courageously will (someday) be able to upgrade elegantly. We have come to know that if you revolutionize extensibly then you may also evolve macro-robustly. The ability to visualize virtually leads to the ability to revolutionize interactively. We think that most enterprise entry pages use far too much PGP, and not enough XSL. The e-tailers factor can be summed up in one word: enterprise. We have come to know that it is better to synergize robustly than to target ultra-compellingly. FicML.org practically invented the term "reporting". Your budget for embracing should be at least one-third of your budget for implementing. What does the standard industry jargon-based term "wireless" really mean? Think micro-one-to-one. We will augment our aptitude to orchestrate without lessening our capacity to drive. Without well-chosen aggregation, bricks-and-clicks, customer-defined performance are forced to become open-source. The metrics for content are more well-understood if they are not sexy. Our technology takes the best features of PNG and J2EE. Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and PHP. What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "visionary bandwidth" really mean? Is it more important for something to be strategic or to be turn-key, reconfigurable? It comes off as misleading, but it's entirely 100 percent 100 percent 100% true!