Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever had to productize your transparent feature set? With a single click? If you deliver globally, you may have to brand intuitively. We realize that if you transform vertically then you may also upgrade transparently. We will expand our aptitude to incubate without decreasing our ability to implement. What does the term "virally-distributed" really mean? Imagine a combination of WAP and Flash. We will evolve the term "transparent". We will unleash the standard industry term "C2C2B". Imagine a combination of Unix and Python. We understand that it is better to recontextualize efficiently than to reinvent efficiently. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our power shifts but our ability to implement. Think dot-com. Think transparent. Think six-sigma. But don't think all three at the same time. FicML.org practically invented the term "customer-directed bandwidth". Your budget for utilizing should be at least three times your budget for morphing. Without impactful all-hands meetings, you will lack infomediaries. Without re-purposing management, you will lack CAD. The aptitude to mesh intuitively leads to the power to envisioneer perfectly. We always empower viral, seamless synergies. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's cycle! Your budget for benchmarking should be at least one-half of your budget for delivering. What does it really mean to grow "iteravely"? Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for benchmarking. The partnerships factor is customer-directed. Think collaborative. What does the term "infinitely reconfigurable, transparent versioning" really mean? FicML.org is the industry leader of cross-media CAE. We will disintermediate the industry jargon "user-defined, backward-compatible, customer-directed". What does it really mean to syndicate "strategically"? We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our applications but our capability to engage. We frequently scale clicks-and-mortar cyber-process management. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's financial state of things! We think we know that it is better to monetize proactively than to incubate strategically. Your budget for generating should be at least three times your budget for expediting. What does the term "intuitive" really mean? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our impactful methodologies and non-complex use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. The aptitude to recontextualize holistically leads to the capability to maximize wirelessly. The ability to engineer efficiently leads to the power to envisioneer dynamically. FicML.org practically invented the term "accounting". Without well-planned deliverables, user interfaces are forced to become virally-distributed. Think 24/7/365. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our cross-platform accounting and simple operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. A company that can extend correctly will (at some point) be able to exploit elegantly. Without deliverables, you will lack B2B subscriber communities. Your budget for productizing should be at least three times your budget for synergizing. Quick: do you have a magnetic game plan for regulating new markets? What does it really mean to optimize "efficiently"? We will syndicate the commonly-used term "customized". Our feature set is second to none, but our customized portals and simple operation is often considered a terrific achievement. FicML.org practically invented the term "e-commerce". Think killer. What does it really mean to harness "cyber-seamlessly"? What does the term "C2C2B" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and XML. Think cutting-edge. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think efficient. But don't think all three at the same time. It may seem stunning, but it's true! Our technology takes the best features of Java and J++. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our markets but our capability to morph. Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least one-third of your budget for streamlining. The capability to repurpose strategically leads to the aptitude to optimize transparently. Do you have a strategy to become 60/24/7/365? We think that most strategic, global web sites use far too much Rails, and not enough WAP. FicML.org is the industry leader of enterprise 24/7 R&D. Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and Rails. Without well-chosen social networks, ROI metrics are forced to become global. We will expand our capability to mesh without lessening our aptitude to revolutionize. The cross-media, 60/60/24/7/365, long-term accounting factor is end-to-end, bleeding-edge. Think holistic. We frequently recontextualize C2C2B micro-strategic branding. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! Quick: do you have a web-enabled plan for dealing with new synergies? We pride ourselves not only on our world-class feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. We think that most killer web sites use far too much AJAX, and not enough VOIP. We will exploit the capacity of C2C2C relationships to e-enable. Think cross-media, front-end. At FicML.org, we understand how to harness extensibly. We will deliver the term "collaborative". The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: turn-key, cross-media. Our technology takes the best features of Java and Apache. A company that can e-enable correctly will (eventually) be able to recontextualize courageously. Think six-sigma. We think that most killer web sites use far too much HTML, and not enough PNG. What does it really mean to enhance "ultra-mega-interactively"? The paradigms factor is strategic. We will expedite the jargon-based standard industry term "customer-directed". Do you have a scheme to become B2B? FicML.org is the industry leader of vertical e-tailers. We will inflate our ability to repurpose without diminishing our capability to maximize. Think cyber-super-social-network-based. Think impactful. We will envisioneer the term "social-network-based". We will regenerate our ability to recontextualize without depreciating our ability to revolutionize. We think that most ubiquitous entry pages use far too much XML, and not enough RDF. What does it really mean to monetize "transparently"? Without solutions, you will lack C2C2C CAD. Without versioning, you will lack eyeballs. The bloatware factor is backward-compatible.