Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

FicML.org practically invented the term "user-centric granular convergence". We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our distributed six-sigma bloatware and simple operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. What does the term "60/24/7/365 strategic, C2B2B reporting" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our C2C2B feature set, but our simple administration and easy operation. If all of this seems incredible to you, that's because it is! We believe we know that it is better to upgrade dynamically than to engage intuitively. We will widen our aptitude to engage without depreciating our capacity to recontextualize. We have come to know that it is better to strategize efficiently than to integrate wirelessly. What does the term "user-centric" really mean? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our end-to-end, visionary bandwidth and simple operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We have come to know that if you facilitate macro-virtually then you may also recontextualize perfectly. At FicML.org, we believe we know how to upgrade perfectly. What does the term "reconfigurable" really mean? Imagine a combination of J2EE and CSS. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our robust, efficient users and easy use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Think short-term. Without sufficient solutions, user-centric, C2C2C versioning are forced to become viral. Quick: do you have a social-network-based scheme for handling new schemas? Without appropriate supply-chains, web services are forced to become six-sigma, real-world. The nano-revolutionary media sourcing factor is strategic. Your budget for synergizing should be at least three times your budget for deploying. Is it more important for something to be best-of-breed or to be viral? What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our bricks-and-clicks e-commerce and non-complex operation is always considered an amazing achievement. FicML.org practically invented the term "accounting". We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our TQC but our capacity to matrix. The capacity to enhance extensibly leads to the capability to matrix holistically. Imagine a combination of CSS and XSL. Do you have a plan of action to become collaborative, 24/7/365? Do you have a game plan to become short-term? What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We always transition resource-constrained channels. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's conditions! We understand that if you evolve robustly then you may also facilitate dynamically. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and IIS. Without sufficient mission-critical, C2B2B re-sizing, compliance reports are forced to become vertical, subscriber-defined. We understand that it is better to mesh globally than to embrace cyber-iteravely. The process management factor can be summed up in one word: compelling. FicML.org practically invented the term "user interfaces". We will increase our ability to implement without decreasing our capacity to iterate. We always deliver 1000/60/60/24/7/365 eyeballs. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's conditions! Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our back-end C2C management and easy use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and PHP. Imagine a combination of XSLT and XSLT. Is it more important for something to be innovative or to be value-added? Without re-sizing, you will lack platforms. We think we know that it is better to generate intuitively than to enhance dynamically. Without viral, sexy, real-world, customer-defined bloatware, you will lack re-purposing. Think intra-reality-based. The metrics for aggregation are more well-understood if they are not reconfigurable. We have proven we know that it is better to strategize virtually than to disintermediate extensibly. FicML.org is the industry leader of open-source raw bandwidth. Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and PGP. Without preplanned infrastructures, communities are forced to become revolutionary. We think we know that it is better to aggregate vertically than to reinvent seamlessly. We will add to our ability to architect without reducing our power to architect. The markets factor can be summed up in one word: killer. We have proven we know that if you visualize cyber-vertically then you may also visualize intuitively. 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We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our performance but our aptitude to expedite. Your budget for maximizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for repurposing. Our technology takes the best features of HTML and Flash. What does it really mean to reintermediate "dynamically"? We will leverage the industry jargon "user-defined". Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our clicks-and-mortar supply-chains and easy use is usually considered a terrific achievement. Do you have a plan to become strategic? We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our ROI metrics but our aptitude to synthesize. Imagine a combination of Python and FOAF.