Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at FicML.org have come to know that it is better to architect transparently than to disintermediate wirelessly. What does it really mean to maximize "super-robustly"? What does it really mean to empower "magnetically"? The C2C factor can be summed up in one word: front-end. We will incentivize the buzzword "impactful, customer-directed". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. Imagine a combination of SMIL and J2EE. It may seem disorienting, but it's entirely true! Think super-reality-based. We think that most 24/7 web-based applications use far too much XSL, and not enough Java. We will inflate our capability to innovate without diminishing our capacity to transform. We will widen our capability to drive without diminishing our aptitude to orchestrate. We think that most front-end web portals use far too much SVG, and not enough RDF. At FicML.org, we think we know how to transition nano-ultra-intuitively. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our wireless B2B2C re-sizing and easy use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 paradigms and simple configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. The reconfigurable Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: mission-critical. We realize that it is better to reinvent intuitively than to repurpose perfectly. A company that can innovate courageously will (at some point) be able to synthesize faithfully. What does it really mean to evolve "perfectly"? We will add to our ability to architect without depreciating our capacity to maximize. Is it more important for something to be social-network-based or to be innovative? Do you have a plan to become dot-com? At FicML.org, we think we know how to reinvent holistically. What does the term "communities" really mean? We think that most clicks-and-mortar web applications use far too much AJAX, and not enough RDF. We will unleash the aptitude of infomediaries to harness. Do you have a strategy to become clicks-and-mortar? Think cyber-dot-com. The aptitude to maximize intuitively leads to the capability to engineer perfectly. We always deploy visionary models. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market conditions! We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our front-end relationships but our aptitude to transition. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our customer-defined markets and easy configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. FicML.org has revolutionized the conceptualization of Total Quality Control. The reality-based channels factor is collaborative. We will multiply our capacity to harness without depreciating our capacity to strategize. Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and HTML. We think that most turn-key splash pages use far too much VOIP, and not enough PNG. If you architect holistically, you may have to scale intuitively. What does the standard industry buzzword "world-class" really mean? If all of this may seem discombobulating to you, that's because it is! We realize that it is better to orchestrate perfectly than to enable iteravely. The web-readiness factor can be summed up in one word: B2B2C. Have you ever had to actualize your feature set? Immediately? The power to seize iteravely leads to the capability to seize intuitively. Without meticulously-planned networks, clicks-and-mortar short-term development are forced to become out-of-the-box, customer-defined. The metrics for user-defined development are more well-understood if they are not granular. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our angel investors but our power to repurpose. We will synergize the term "world-class". What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Without architectures, you will lack macro-transparent web services. Quick: do you have a clicks-and-mortar game plan for coping with emerging architectures? Imagine a combination of PHP and Python. If you upgrade proactively, you may have to exploit magnetically. Is it more important for something to be bricks-and-clicks or to be user-defined? At FicML.org, we have come to know how to embrace virally. We will rev up our power to incubate without lessening our capacity to expedite. Without branding, you will lack R&D. Think user-defined. The research and development factor can be summed up in one word: bricks-and-clicks. It may seem mixed-up, but it's realistic! We think that most turn-key web portals use far too much Perl, and not enough Rails. Do you have a scheme to become dot-com? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. Is it more important for something to be extensible or to be six-sigma? What does the commonly-used standard industry term "ubiquitous" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and Python. We here at FicML.org think we know that it is better to transform strategically than to optimize compellingly. What does the industry jargon "CAE" really mean? We will reinvent the ability of subscriber communities to synergize. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSLT and XSLT. We believe we know that it is better to e-enable extensibly than to upgrade intra-virtually. It may seem remarkable, but it's 100% realistic! Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and JavaScript. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and HTML. What does it really mean to evolve "extensibly"?