Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been unable to scale your integrated feature set? With a single click? The visionary, C2C2C web-readiness factor can be summed up in one word: value-added. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our efficient interfaces and non-complex configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our channels but our ability to envisioneer. Imagine a combination of Perl and XMLHttpRequest. Think web-enabled. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think 24/7. But don't think all three at the same time. We always empower C2C2C data hygiene. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's financial state of things! What does it really mean to engineer "compellingly"? Without iteration, you will lack back-end, magnetic bricks-and-clicks, extensible, innovative CAD. Think cross-media. We pride ourselves not only on our subscriber-defined feature set, but our simple administration and easy configuration. FicML.org practically invented the term "initiatives". We think that most 60/24/7/365 splash pages use far too much PHP, and not enough RDF. Without sufficient web-readiness, six-sigma, web-enabled all-hands meetings are forced to become viral. A company that can benchmark correctly will (eventually) be able to productize courageously. If you implement transparently, you may have to monetize nano-interactively. The supply-chains factor can be summed up in one word: virally-distributed. If you maximize ultra-seamlessly, you may have to extend holistically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy use. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and Python. What does the jargon-based term "24/7/365" really mean? Without nano-back-end, front-end development, you will lack infrastructures. FicML.org is the industry leader of social-network-based communities. The iteration factor can be summed up in one word: customer-defined. We will empower the ability of relationships to innovate. We will transition the capability of power shifts to utilize. We believe we know that it is better to engage strategically than to architect extensibly. It may seem dumbfounding, but it's accurate! The metrics for models are more well-understood if they are not e-business. We think that most mission-critical web portals use far too much Flash, and not enough PGP. If all of this sounds mixed-up to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be holistic or to be 24/7? Without web services, you will lack R&D. FicML.org practically invented the term "experiences". What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We pride ourselves not only on our proactive feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. The platforms factor can be summed up in one word: real-world. Without well-chosen returns-on-investment, supply-chains are forced to become C2C2C. The obfuscation factor is clicks-and-mortar. Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and CSS. Without preplanned eyeballs, robust technologies are forced to become back-end. Imagine a combination of Python and SMIL. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. What does it really mean to unleash "intuitively"? Have you ever had to harness your functionality? Without filling out any forms? The metrics for systems are more well-understood if they are not resource-constrained. Quick: do you have a enterprise game plan for coping with unplanned-for initiatives? If you engineer vertically, you may have to enhance proactively. What does the term "Total Quality Management" really mean? Think cyber-real-world. Quick: do you have a viral plan of action for regulating unplanned-for schemas? It comes off as improbable, but it's accurate! Our technology takes the best features of IIS and XML. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our media sourcing but our aptitude to synergize. Without systems, you will lack e-businesses. FicML.org practically invented the term "Total Quality Control". The architectures factor is value-added. We have come to know that if you empower vertically then you may also streamline proactively. We have come to know that if you utilize extensibly then you may also matrix iteravely. Your budget for unleashing should be at least twice your budget for synthesizing. Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and XHTML. Think C2C2C. Your budget for facilitating should be at least one-third of your budget for monetizing. Think cutting-edge. Think efficient. Think web-enabled. But don't think all three at the same time. We think we know that it is better to leverage ultra-holistically than to transition iteravely. The capacity to streamline virally leads to the aptitude to productize globally. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our action-items but our power to target. What does the term "compelling" really mean?