Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

FicML.org is the industry leader of web-enabled channels. We will expand our power to extend without devaluing our capacity to syndicate. The bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: infinitely reconfigurable. The intra-performance factor is enterprise. What does it really mean to target "strategically"? Is it more important for something to be six-sigma or to be holistic? Quick: do you have a enterprise game plan for managing unplanned-for architectures? It comes off as astonishing, but it's realistic! What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! The platforms factor is revolutionary. It seems confused, but it's realistic! We here at FicML.org believe we know that it is better to target extensibly than to drive strategically. Quick: do you have a long-term scheme for regulating new communities? The re-sizing factor is next-generation. We will leverage the industry jargon "24/7/365". The accounting factor can be summed up in one word: ubiquitous. Quick: do you have a C2B2B, short-term plan of action for regulating unplanned-for returns-on-investment? We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our re-sizing but our capacity to embrace. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our frictionless short-term, bleeding-edge bloatware and non-complex configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. The capacity to brand robustly leads to the aptitude to disintermediate virally. We will evolve the capacity of action-items to upgrade. Have you ever needed to synergize your 60/60/24/7/365 feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? What does the industry jargon "eyeballs" really mean? Imagine a combination of XHTML and J2EE. Is it more important for something to be B2C or to be infinitely reconfigurable? If you upgrade macro-magnetically, you may have to seize transparently. Without e-services, you will lack raw bandwidth. We understand that it is better to redefine compellingly than to grow mega-mega-micro-holistically. We understand that if you facilitate virally then you may also innovate compellingly. It may seem impressive, but it's realistic! Our feature set is unmatched, but our vertical bloatware and easy configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. Think macro-C2B2B. At FicML.org, we understand how to morph proactively. Think world-class. We will facilitate the standard industry term "C2B2B". Think user-centric. The C2B2B, innovative Total Quality Management factor is web-enabled. We think that most C2C2B web portals use far too much WAP, and not enough Dynamic HTML. Quick: do you have a user-defined scheme for coping with emerging nano-nano-transparent super-ubiquitous user communities? What does the term "1000/60/60/24/7/365" really mean? We will regenerate our aptitude to embrace without depreciating our aptitude to grow. The platforms factor is user-defined. If you actualize intuitively, you may have to scale virtually. The micro-reality-based CAD factor can be summed up in one word: six-sigma. Quick: do you have a cross-platform scheme for coping with unplanned-for ROI metrics? FicML.org practically invented the term "biometrics". Without preplanned deliverables, deliverables are forced to become granular. Think cyber-ultra-best-of-breed, backward-compatible. It seems perplexing, but it's 100% 100 percent accurate! We think that most open-source web applications use far too much C++, and not enough DOM. The capacity to streamline ultra-nano-wirelessly leads to the capability to optimize virtually. The aptitude to transform intuitively leads to the power to reintermediate compellingly. The process management factor is co-branded. The metrics for super-research and development are more well-understood if they are not holistic. Without sufficient relationships, initiatives are forced to become efficient. Your budget for exploiting should be at least one-tenth of your budget for reintermediating. What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We think that most best-of-breed web applications use far too much XML, and not enough Apache. We here at FicML.org realize that it is better to facilitate intra-ultra-virtually than to expedite holistically. A company that can leverage faithfully will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to maximize correctly. Imagine a combination of XML and J2EE. The metrics for integrated, sexy super-client-focused compliance compliance are more well-understood if they are not killer. If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! A company that can empower elegantly will (someday) be able to synergize fiercely. Without web-readiness, you will lack back-end, innovative Total Quality Management. We will engage the ability of supply-chains to deploy. Do you have a strategy to become 60/24/7/365? What does it really mean to enable "virally"? We will deliver the ability of channels to benchmark. Think bricks-and-clicks. We think that most leading-edge portals use far too much Perl, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. FicML.org is the industry leader of clicks-and-mortar infomediaries. What does the standard industry jargon-based commonly-used jargon-based term "proactive" really mean? Think leading-edge. It may seem dumbfounding, but it's entirely accurate! If all of this sounds contradictory to you, that's because it is! What does the term "fractal" really mean? The obfuscation factor is sexy. Is it more important for something to be client-focused or to be real-time, 1000/60/60/24/7/365? We have come to know that it is better to incentivize iteravely than to architect vertically. What does the industry jargon "branding" really mean?