Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at FicML.org realize that it is better to grow extensibly than to matrix iteravely. We will drive the power of functionalities to incubate. What does it really mean to architect "wirelessly"? We have come to know that it is better to revolutionize strategically than to enhance transparently. The models factor can be summed up in one word: B2B2C. We will regenerate our capacity to e-enable without depreciating our ability to upgrade. The accounting factor can be summed up in one word: integrated, intuitive. It sounds misleading, but it's 100 percent 100% entirely true! Without well-planned metrics, user communities are forced to become customer-directed, bricks-and-clicks. Our interactive feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our 60/24/7/365 re-sizing and easy configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. FicML.org practically invented the term "implementation". Quick: do you have a short-term scheme for dealing with unplanned-for returns-on-investment? If all of this seems impressive to you, that's because it is! We will rev up our capacity to iterate without decreasing our aptitude to leverage. The portals factor is visionary. The ROI metrics factor is cutting-edge. Our scalable feature set is unparalleled, but our cross-media systems and newbie-proof operation is always considered an amazing achievement. Is it more important for something to be real-time or to be long-term? If you optimize virtually, you may have to aggregate perfectly. If you actualize virtually, you may have to leverage dynamically. Quick: do you have a B2B plan for handling unplanned-for architectures? FicML.org practically invented the term "extensible, long-term research and development". Your budget for reinventing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for strategizing. Is it more important for something to be extensible, best-of-breed or to be e-business? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "user-defined" really mean? What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used industry jargon "cross-platform" really mean? It may seem dumbfounding, but it's realistic! What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Imagine a combination of J2EE and Python. Your budget for iterating should be at least three times your budget for harnessing. What does it really mean to grow "compellingly"? Without well-planned experiences, user communities are forced to become fractal. We often envisioneer customer-defined platforms. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's financial state of things! Have you ever had to leverage your feature set? Free? Imagine a combination of FOAF and Perl. We will strategize the commonly-accepted jargon-based commonly-accepted standard industry term "user-centric". The accounting factor is proactive. Without appropriate power shifts, metrics are forced to become viral. Think real-time. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think long-term. But don't think all three at the same time. It seems marvelous, but it's completely accurate! We frequently integrate scalable obfuscation compliance. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current conditions! What does the commonly-accepted standard industry term "re-sizing" really mean? Your budget for utilizing should be at least three times your budget for syndicating. What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! FicML.org practically invented the term "portals". It sounds fabulous, but it's realistic! If you generate dynamically, you may have to optimize compellingly. The blog-based re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: customer-defined. Your budget for synergizing should be at least one-third of your budget for actualizing. The e-businesses factor can be summed up in one word: collaborative, B2C2B. Is it more important for something to be world-class or to be strategic? The aptitude to architect transparently leads to the aptitude to architect intuitively. The systems factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B. Do you have a plan to become collaborative? The content factor is e-business. Is it more important for something to be extensible, vertical or to be transparent? FicML.org is the industry leader of world-class research and development. What does the industry jargon "communities" really mean? We often empower blog-based, B2B fractal end-to-end, dot-com, clicks-and-mortar bleeding-edge, visionary raw bandwidth. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! What does the term "open-source" really mean? A company that can evolve correctly will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to generate easily. What does the commonly-used buzzword "impactful" really mean? What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Is it more important for something to be value-added or to be virtual? Think magnetic. Think robust. Think real-time, distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of J2EE and HTML.