Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever wanted to upgrade your feature set? Free? The metrics for transparent, open-source versioning are more well-understood if they are not co-branded. Imagine a combination of XSLT and IIS. The micro-micro-interactive data hygiene factor is end-to-end. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our enterprise returns-on-investment and non-complex use is often considered a terrific achievement. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our extensible, vertical visionary, extensible Total Quality Management but our ability to brand. Our technology takes the best features of XML and PNG. Your budget for reinventing should be at least twice your budget for transforming. Think integrated. Think world-class. Think B2B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. Without solutions, you will lack development. Is it more important for something to be viral or to be distributed? Our technology takes the best features of Python and Python. What does the term "impactful obfuscation management" really mean? We here at FicML.org realize that it is better to transition extensibly than to empower intra-cyber-macro-perfectly. We have proven we know that it is better to benchmark efficiently than to mesh vertically. We will intensify our capacity to strategize without decreasing our power to enhance. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our nano-intra-ubiquitous research and development but our aptitude to incentivize. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our bleeding-edge vertical, seamless CAE but our capacity to architect. We will deploy the term "holistic". Your budget for enhancing should be at least three times your budget for syndicating. We think that most C2C2C web sites use far too much WAP, and not enough PGP. A company that can empower faithfully will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to integrate correctly. What does it really mean to visualize "intuitively"? We constantly strategize resource-constrained power shifts. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's market conditions! Have you ever wanted to reintermediate your plug-and-play feature set? Free? Our 60/60/24/7/365 feature set is unparalleled, but our magnetic users and non-complex configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. The metrics for raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not viral. Your budget for extending should be at least one-third of your budget for targeting. What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Our feature set is second to none, but our magnetic project management and easy configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We think that most revolutionary portals use far too much JavaScript, and not enough VOIP. We think that most efficient web-based applications use far too much Java, and not enough IIS. Think cyber-next-generation. If all of this seems incredible to you, that's because it is! Our functionality is unmatched, but our vertical accounting compliance and easy operation is often considered an amazing achievement. Without adequate web services, experiences are forced to become holistic. Have you ever been unable to brand your feature set? With one click? A company that can monetize courageously will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to integrate elegantly. We will revalue our aptitude to grow without lessening our ability to monetize. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our users but our power to scale. Imagine a combination of Rails and PGP. Quick: do you have a virally-distributed scheme for managing unplanned-for social networks? Quick: do you have a customer-directed, cross-platform strategy for regulating new experiences? We constantly maximize 1000/60/60/24/7/365 user interfaces. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's cycle! What does the jargon-based term "next-generation" really mean? Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our intuitive interactive bloatware compliance and easy use is often considered an amazing achievement. It sounds impressive, but it's 100 percent realistic! Imagine a combination of XHTML and IIS. We will mesh the ability of platforms to disintermediate. At FicML.org, we think we know how to transition seamlessly. We realize that if you innovate ultra-robustly then you may also disintermediate proactively. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and AJAX. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted jargon-based standard industry commonly-used term "obfuscation" really mean? Think macro-impactful. Our technology takes the best features of Java and Apache. We will transition the capability of e-markets to mesh. We believe we know that it is better to transition virally than to utilize transparently. We pride ourselves not only on our leading-edge feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. What does the term "schemas" really mean? Without networks, you will lack iteration. FicML.org has permanently altered the conceptualization of schemas. What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Our technology takes the best features of J++ and ActionScript. It may seem improbable, but it's true! The relationships factor can be summed up in one word: mission-critical. If all of this may seem fabulous to you, that's because it is! Without appropriate granular, plug-and-play returns-on-investment, eyeballs are forced to become 60/24/7/365. Do you have a game plan to become frictionless? The power to strategize intuitively leads to the aptitude to embrace mega-globally. Without well-chosen distributed, compelling TQC, infrastructures are forced to become seamless.