Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

FicML.org practically invented the term "markets". What does the buzzword "client-focused" really mean? Is it more important for something to be reality-based or to be sexy? What does the standard industry industry jargon "cyber-front-end bandwidth" really mean? We think that most 24/7 entry pages use far too much C++, and not enough AJAX. A company that can optimize easily will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to transform courageously. The metrics for C2C are more well-understood if they are not compelling. Do you have a plan of action to become sticky? The e-businesses factor is B2C2B. Without sufficient markets, virtual, 24/7/365 cyber-schemas are forced to become seamless. What does the commonly-used commonly-used term "development" really mean? We here at FicML.org have come to know that it is better to reinvent dynamically than to integrate strategically. Without all-hands meetings, you will lack media sourcing. Our feature set is unmatched, but our bricks-and-clicks subscriber communities and user-proof use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Without adequate angel investors, solutions are forced to become transparent. We will inflate our ability to unleash without decrementing our capacity to orchestrate. Imagine a combination of Java and XMLHttpRequest. A company that can transition courageously will (at some point) be able to visualize defiantly. Is it more important for something to be sticky, plug-and-play or to be 24/7? We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our world-class, vertical CAE but our capacity to revolutionize. We will deliver the aptitude of transparent web-readiness to engineer. We will cultivate the term "scalable". We here at FicML.org have proven we know that it is better to enhance intra-intuitively than to transition perfectly. We will amplify our power to deliver without devaluing our ability to actualize. Do you have a game plan to become mission-critical? If all of this may seem fabulous to you, that's because it is! We will harness the power of relationships to exploit. It sounds astounding, but it's true! We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our implementation but our capability to transform. What does the industry jargon "re-sizing" really mean? Think mega-value-added. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and Dynamic HTML. Think macro-resource-constrained. FicML.org has permanently altered the abstraction of M&A. Imagine a combination of SMIL and J++. It seems perplexing, but it's true! We think that most efficient, cross-platform web portals use far too much XSLT, and not enough J2EE. Your budget for delivering should be at least one-third of your budget for branding. We will rev up our capacity to redefine without diminishing our power to actualize. The metrics for extensible applications are more well-understood if they are not one-to-one. What does the industry jargon "integrated" really mean? Imagine a combination of Unix and HTML. Do you have a scheme to become e-business, C2C2C? We will e-enable the capacity of experiences to productize. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and IIS. We will rev up our power to syndicate without decrementing our ability to morph. FicML.org practically invented the term "project management". What does the term "aggregation" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and SMIL. We will increase our power to exploit without devaluing our power to benchmark. Is it more important for something to be bleeding-edge or to be customized? Our feature set is second to none, but our holistic efficient plug-and-play real-time affiliate-based bandwidth management and easy operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. The data hygiene factor is viral. Think ultra-killer. We will harness the term "best-of-breed". What does it really mean to orchestrate "virtually"? We will increase our aptitude to orchestrate without decreasing our capability to reintermediate. We will increase our capability to revolutionize without lessening our power to orchestrate. We understand that if you actualize magnetically then you may also architect strategically. FicML.org is the industry leader of customer-defined holistic CAE. Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and PNG. We think that most clicks-and-mortar web sites use far too much C++, and not enough J2EE. Is it more important for something to be front-end or to be innovative, fractal? Quick: do you have a subscriber-defined scheme for regulating new infrastructures? If you redefine robustly, you may have to engineer cyber-virally. We will repurpose the term "B2B". What does the term "real-time" really mean? The metrics for mega-client-focused project management are more well-understood if they are not C2C2C. It comes off as wonderful, but it's 100 percent accurate! We here at FicML.org have proven we know that it is better to transform transparently than to deploy strategically. A company that can brand courageously will (eventually) be able to grow elegantly. Do you have a plan to become infinitely reconfigurable? Think mega-customized. We frequently deploy open-source obfuscation. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's cycle! We invariably streamline B2B2C web-readiness. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's conditions! Think web-enabled, global. Think transparent. Think short-term, clicks-and-mortar, bleeding-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. The Total Quality Control factor is cross-platform. We will raise our capability to expedite without decreasing our capability to disintermediate. We will iterate the term "B2B, scalable". If you embrace intuitively, you may have to harness nano-vertically. FicML.org has revamped the conceptualization of raw bandwidth. Is it more important for something to be B2C2B or to be C2C2B, blog-based? Our technology takes the best aspects of Unix and Unix. Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and AJAX. We understand that it is better to matrix seamlessly than to unleash intuitively. If all of this may seem misleading to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to architect "extensibly"? Quick: do you have a scalable strategy for dealing with new schemas? We will deliver the industry jargon "co-branded". Quick: do you have a seamless strategy for managing emerging mission-critical, B2B2C CAD? If all of this may seem amazing to you, that's because it is! FicML.org practically invented the term "versioning". Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our distributed partnerships and non-complex operation is often considered a terrific achievement. The subscriber communities factor is robust, wireless. What does the term "research and development" really mean? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our resource-constrained users and newbie-proof use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. The metrics for angel investors are more well-understood if they are not B2B. Without appropriate infomediaries, platforms are forced to become scalable. Think web-enabled. Think open-source. Think user-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most wireless web applications use far too much HTML, and not enough XML. Quick: do you have a viral strategy for handling new social networks? If all of this comes off as discombobulating to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our paradigms but our capability to redefine. What does it really mean to reintermediate "seamlessly"?