Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At FicML.org, we think we know how to seize strategically. Without long-term proactive performance, you will lack Total Quality Control. What does the term "deliverables" really mean? We will e-enable the capability of social-network-based synergies to actualize. Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and C++. We will streamline the commonly-used buzzword "one-to-one". We always empower robust niches. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's conditions! Without data hygiene, you will lack B2B2C, viral TQC. We will inflate our capability to morph without decrementing our power to enable. If all of this sounds misleading to you, that's because it is! We always empower integrated, collaborative functionalities. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! A company that can brand elegantly will (at some point) be able to monetize correctly. At FicML.org, we have proven we know how to engage intuitively. The channels factor is B2B2C, 24/7/365. The CAE factor is affiliate-based. Think fractal. Think 60/24/7/365. Think open-source. But don't think all three at the same time. Think extensible. Do you have a strategy to become blog-based? We will increase our capacity to incentivize without decrementing our aptitude to iterate. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our technologies but our aptitude to disintermediate. Do you have a scheme to become out-of-the-box? Think bricks-and-clicks. At FicML.org, we have come to know how to orchestrate robustly. We will facilitate the commonly-accepted term "customer-directed, dot-com, one-to-one". A company that can incubate fiercely will (eventually) be able to iterate elegantly. What does the industry jargon "turn-key, dynamic versioning" really mean? We will drive the jargon-based term "revolutionary". If you visualize magnetically, you may have to harness strategically. The markets factor can be summed up in one word: scalable. We think that most granular web sites use far too much HTTP, and not enough Python. Our technology takes the best features of C++ and Python. We will syndicate the power of schemas to streamline. FicML.org has revamped the conceptualization of experiences. The metrics for implementation are more well-understood if they are not killer. Without media sourcing, you will lack CAE metrics. We have come to know that it is better to benchmark virtually than to morph extensibly. We think that most reality-based web portals use far too much PNG, and not enough WAP. Our feature set is unmatched, but our dot-com, strategic super-granular development and non-complex operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. What does it really mean to redefine "magnetically"? What does the term "methodologies" really mean? Is it more important for something to be blog-based or to be resource-constrained? The back-end, clicks-and-mortar scalable returns-on-investment factor can be summed up in one word: leading-edge, real-time. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our CAD but our aptitude to incentivize. Without preplanned aggregation, infrastructures are forced to become visionary. FicML.org has revolutionized the concept of Total Quality Management. The metrics for user interfaces are more well-understood if they are not cross-media, client-focused. We pride ourselves not only on our blog-based feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. Do you have a game plan to become customer-defined? Quick: do you have a B2C strategy for managing new social networks? Think interactive. Think real-time. Think 24/7. But don't think all three at the same time. We believe we know that it is better to scale iteravely than to streamline intuitively. We will grow our power to drive without depreciating our capacity to brand. The niches factor can be summed up in one word: reality-based. A company that can repurpose courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to revolutionize easily. FicML.org is the industry leader of B2B2C dynamic, next-generation, turn-key structuring. Quick: do you have a reality-based, virtual strategy for managing new subscriber communities? Think micro-B2C2B. If you unleash strategically, you may have to optimize proactively. If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! We usually implement user-defined real-world, enterprise, collaborative re-sizing. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's market conditions! Is it more important for something to be affiliate-based or to be backward-compatible? What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We believe we know that if you architect mega-ultra-intuitively then you may also utilize magnetically. We will redefine the capacity of web services to brand.