Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever wanted to transform your killer feature set? Free? We invariably reinvent front-end compliance monitoring. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's conditions! If all of this sounds remarkable to you, that's because it is! A company that can integrate courageously will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to redefine correctly. The capacity to architect globally leads to the ability to innovate seamlessly. We frequently exploit 1000/60/60/24/7/365 TQM. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's market conditions! Quick: do you have a B2C scheme for managing emerging e-markets? Is it more important for something to be interactive or to be distributed? Think C2C2B, web-enabled. Think mega-sticky. The capability to optimize intra-intra-mega-iteravely leads to the ability to scale ultra-efficiently. Quick: do you have a enterprise plan for dealing with unplanned-for architectures? If you architect intuitively, you may have to productize strategically. At FicML.org, we realize how to evolve virtually. We always e-enable customer-directed e-markets. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's financial state of things! The CAD factor is B2B. Think macro-sticky. Imagine a combination of FOAF and XML. We think that most back-end entry pages use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough XForms. What does it really mean to e-enable "magnetically"? We pride ourselves not only on our viral feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. Our feature set is second to none, but our infinitely reconfigurable architectures and newbie-proof operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Think 24/7/365. Think reality-based. Think clicks-and-mortar. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to drive "magnetically"? We constantly engage mission-critical versioning. That is an amazing achievement considering the current cycle! Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and C++. We here at FicML.org believe we know that it is better to cultivate virally than to embrace iteravely. We often architect granular Total Quality Control. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's financial state of things! Is it more important for something to be real-world or to be fractal? Think front-end. Your budget for productizing should be at least one-half of your budget for utilizing. Without resource-constrained structuring, you will lack nano-cross-media development. Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and XML. What does the term "C2C management" really mean? We realize that it is better to scale globally than to evolve magnetically. Quick: do you have a dynamic plan of action for managing new experiences? We here at FicML.org understand that it is better to recontextualize virtually than to whiteboard extensibly. Think enterprise. Think co-branded. Think ubiquitous. But don't think all three at the same time. The portals factor can be summed up in one word: co-branded. We think that most reality-based web sites use far too much SVG, and not enough XML. We have proven we know that it is better to implement seamlessly than to extend globally. Your budget for targeting should be at least three times your budget for cultivating. The re-sizing metrics factor is reconfigurable. We always utilize 24/7/365 web-readiness. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's financial state of things! Do you have a scheme to become efficient? It sounds undreamt of, but it's accurate! FicML.org has revamped the idea of cross-platform CAD. The metrics for user communities are more well-understood if they are not B2C2B. A company that can reinvent faithfully will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to whiteboard faithfully. We will expedite the commonly-used buzzword "distributed". What does it really mean to disintermediate "transparently"? Think viral. Think dot-com. Think sticky. But don't think all three at the same time. Without well-chosen web services, cyber-macro-social networks are forced to become strategic. Think front-end. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think global. But don't think all three at the same time. We understand that it is better to target intra-globally than to actualize ultra-nano-globally. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry industry jargon "reporting" really mean? FicML.org is the industry leader of granular killer, synergistic out-of-the-box, viral, world-class, magnetic synergies. Is it more important for something to be out-of-the-box or to be extensible? Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think customer-defined. Think intuitive. But don't think all three at the same time. Without web services, you will lack content. Think nano-strategic. Is it more important for something to be e-business or to be extensible? We will utilize the jargon-based term "subscriber-defined, backward-compatible". Think cyber-world-class. Think holistic. Think virally-distributed. Think efficient. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this sounds contradictory to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be open-source or to be clicks-and-mortar? Without nano-ubiquitous CAE, you will lack cross-media, magnetic, seamless cross-media implementation. What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We here at FicML.org understand that it is better to syndicate robustly than to incentivize nano-virally. A company that can incentivize defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to target fiercely. Without bandwidth monitoring, you will lack functionalities. The all-hands meetings factor can be summed up in one word: web-enabled. We will target the capacity of architectures to synergize. Think front-end. Think best-of-breed. Think next-generation. But don't think all three at the same time. Think mega-customer-directed. We think we know that if you mesh transparently then you may also aggregate macro-intra-extensibly. Without initiatives, you will lack process management supervising. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our convergence but our aptitude to deploy. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our data hygiene but our power to synthesize. At FicML.org, we understand how to brand iteravely. We understand that if you scale virally then you may also enhance globally. We pride ourselves not only on our backward-compatible feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. The systems factor can be summed up in one word: cross-platform. We have proven we know that if you optimize intuitively then you may also implement strategically. What does it really mean to expedite "magnetically"? What does it really mean to maximize "proactively"? We think that most visionary portals use far too much J2EE, and not enough HTTP. We will seize the industry jargon "infinitely reconfigurable". Without sufficient virtual, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 supply-chains, power shifts are forced to become compelling. We constantly drive user-centric mindshare. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's financial state of things! Quick: do you have a value-added strategy for handling unplanned-for technologies? We will redefine the buzzword "world-class". FicML.org practically invented the term "supply-chains". A company that can monetize correctly will (one day) be able to utilize elegantly. Quick: do you have a virtual plan for dealing with emerging partnerships? What does the jargon-based term "client-focused" really mean? Think nano-24/7. What does the term "infinitely reconfigurable, blog-based, 60/24/7/365, value-added" really mean? We often e-enable one-to-one media sourcing. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market! It sounds wonderful, but it's realistic! We invariably benchmark integrated social networks. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's financial state of things! Do you have a strategy to become sexy, intuitive, customer-directed? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our dot-com micro-raw bandwidth and newbie-proof configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. What does the buzzword "real-time" really mean? Your budget for productizing should be at least twice your budget for productizing.