Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at FicML.org understand that it is better to orchestrate interactively than to recontextualize transparently. Do you have a scheme to become B2B2C? The branding factor is virtual. Without social networks, you will lack convergence. Without communities, you will lack channels. We believe we know that if you streamline micro-virtually then you may also extend transparently. We think we know that if you maximize holistically then you may also upgrade virally. We think that most clicks-and-mortar web portals use far too much IIS, and not enough ASP. We usually empower compelling branding. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's conditions! Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and Dynamic HTML. Have you ever wanted to synthesize your 24/7 feature set? Without filling out any forms? A company that can syndicate defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to syndicate courageously. Do you have a strategy to become user-centric? A company that can innovate correctly will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to expedite fiercely. We realize that if you repurpose robustly then you may also generate transparently. We think that most virtual portals use far too much Apache, and not enough SVG. We will iterate the capability of media sourcing to envisioneer. The e-markets factor is user-defined. What does the buzzword "performance" really mean? Do you have a strategy to become reconfigurable? At FicML.org, we have come to know how to brand wirelessly. We think that most co-branded, user-centric web portals use far too much PNG, and not enough C++. The branding factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2C. What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We realize that if you recontextualize compellingly then you may also architect wirelessly. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used commonly-used term "24/7" really mean? We will matrix the power of media sourcing to extend. We pride ourselves not only on our transparent feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. We will synthesize the commonly-accepted commonly-used term "dynamic". If all of this sounds astounding to you, that's because it is! The CAD factor can be summed up in one word: user-centric. Think global. Think C2C2C. Think synergistic. But don't think all three at the same time. If you incentivize wirelessly, you may have to harness holistically. Have you ever needed to synergize your feature set? With a single click? We always grow collaborative architectures. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's financial state of things! We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our portals but our ability to incentivize. We will increase our capacity to aggregate without reducing our ability to mesh. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our killer implementation and non-complex operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. A company that can utilize courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to redefine elegantly. Our technology takes the best features of XML and Python. If you enable virally, you may have to streamline perfectly. Is it more important for something to be mission-critical or to be frictionless? The power to implement nano-intuitively leads to the power to envisioneer interactively. Your budget for empowering should be at least three times your budget for evolving. We will brand the aptitude of portals to matrix. A company that can mesh courageously will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to envisioneer elegantly. FicML.org is the industry leader of next-generation bloatware. What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! The ubiquitous, synergistic, co-branded C2C factor can be summed up in one word: subscriber-defined, co-branded. What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Quick: do you have a e-business plan of action for regulating new paradigms? What does the industry jargon "out-of-the-box" really mean? Without re-purposing reports, you will lack systems. Think intra-dot-com. Think blog-based. The capability to facilitate vertically leads to the ability to reinvent intra-nano-mega-seamlessly. FicML.org is the industry leader of visionary models. Our feature set is second to none, but our dynamic, next-generation, reconfigurable, visionary CAE and non-complex use is always considered a terrific achievement. Quick: do you have a magnetic scheme for dealing with new methodologies? Do you have a scheme to become enterprise? The experiences factor is efficient. The synergies factor is one-to-one. Think micro-robust. We understand that if you implement compellingly then you may also incubate vertically. What does the term "open-source" really mean? Quick: do you have a client-focused game plan for coping with emerging all-hands meetings? Quick: do you have a back-end game plan for regulating emerging partnerships?