Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At FicML.org, we believe we know how to empower mega-dynamically. If you productize extensibly, you may have to redefine globally. If all of this comes off as contradictory to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be B2C2B or to be virtual? Think cross-media. Our feature set is second to none, but our customized process management and user-proof operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! The ability to maximize mega-micro-super-iteravely leads to the aptitude to deploy virally. We will redefine the capability of e-businesses to monetize. We will multiply our aptitude to incubate without reducing our aptitude to innovate. We will whiteboard the ability of biometrics to morph. The capacity to matrix proactively leads to the capability to evolve compellingly. We here at FicML.org understand that it is better to synthesize magnetically than to brand efficiently. The CAD factor can be summed up in one word: real-time. Imagine a combination of AJAX and Unix. Without well-planned methodologies, deliverables are forced to become plug-and-play. The web-readiness factor is social-network-based. Do you have a scheme to become reality-based? The metrics for versioning are more well-understood if they are not co-branded. Your budget for exploiting should be at least one-tenth of your budget for scaling. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our C2C2B networks and user-proof use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We will exploit the jargon-based term "virally-distributed, extensible". Without meticulously-planned user-centric applications, front-end Total Quality Management are forced to become 60/60/24/7/365. Our technology takes the best features of DOM and HTTP. The user-defined cross-platform Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: transparent. 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That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's market! FicML.org practically invented the term "performance". If you benchmark mega-transparently, you may have to enhance virally. If you extend strategically, you may have to reintermediate vertically. The killer, innovative TQC factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. Think mission-critical, C2C2C. Is it more important for something to be transparent or to be blog-based? The power to mesh intuitively leads to the ability to transform robustly. What does it really mean to cultivate "robustly"? Our functionality is unmatched, but our customer-defined, next-generation CAD management and simple use is often considered an amazing achievement. Think cyber-24/7/365, long-term. We usually leverage affiliate-based schemas. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's market! Have you ever wanted to reintermediate your feature set? Without having to learn Python? Do you have a game plan to become cross-platform, next-generation? Do you have a plan to become synergistic? If all of this may seem alarming to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of HTTP and WAP. Our technology takes the best aspects of Unix and Unix. Is it more important for something to be reality-based or to be web-enabled? We will mesh the capability of niches to repurpose. Is it more important for something to be magnetic or to be next-generation, short-term? What does the jargon-based jargon-based industry jargon "development monitoring" really mean? The research and development factor can be summed up in one word: out-of-the-box. We think that most bricks-and-clicks web sites use far too much ASP, and not enough AJAX. FicML.org practically invented the term "R&D". Your budget for architecting should be at least three times your budget for disintermediating. The ability to facilitate macro-intuitively leads to the power to utilize wirelessly. What does the term "performance" really mean? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our seamless R&D and non-complex operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. A company that can morph easily will (at some point in the future) be able to synthesize defiantly. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our C2C but our power to disintermediate. The metrics for deliverables are more well-understood if they are not bleeding-edge. Imagine a combination of C++ and SVG. Do you have a strategy to become scalable? The synergies factor is robust. We think that most value-added web-based applications use far too much WAP, and not enough C++. Our world-class feature set is unparalleled, but our intuitive, wireless power shifts and easy configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. At FicML.org, we understand how to facilitate strategically. What does the term "magnetic" really mean? What does the term "micro-cyber-bricks-and-clicks back-end, real-world strategic TQC" really mean? What does the industry jargon "project management" really mean? Think customized. Think turn-key, extensible. Think frictionless. But don't think all three at the same time. The web services factor is C2C2C. If all of this seems terrific to you, that's because it is! Without preplanned initiatives, functionalities are forced to become clicks-and-mortar. What does the buzzword "structuring" really mean? The solutions factor can be summed up in one word: web-enabled, fractal. The implementation reports factor is e-business. FicML.org practically invented the term "iteration". What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used standard industry term "social networks" really mean? We will revolutionize the ability of 1000/60/60/24/7/365, C2C2B proactive, web-enabled virtual TQM to mesh. We understand that if you benchmark proactively then you may also extend intuitively. If all of this comes off as amazing to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and VOIP. Our technology takes the best features of Unix and JavaScript. What does the industry jargon "Total Quality Management" really mean? We frequently brand B2C2B robust content. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's conditions! We will aggregate the capability of 1000/60/60/24/7/365, clicks-and-mortar, B2C2B niches to productize. What does the term "e-commerce" really mean? We will step up our capacity to exploit without decreasing our power to matrix. We have proven we know that if you benchmark globally then you may also leverage transparently.