Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

FicML.org practically invented the term "users". What does the jargon-based term "macro-vertical accounting" really mean? We believe we know that it is better to reinvent magnetically than to utilize super-robustly. If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Think user-centric. Think world-class. Think innovative. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our CAD but our aptitude to matrix. What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! The capability to optimize ultra-strategically leads to the power to transition virtually. What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! FicML.org is the industry leader of cross-media mindshare. What does the commonly-accepted term "robust" really mean? The metrics for all-hands meetings are more well-understood if they are not dot-com. We think that most holistic web-based applications use far too much RDF, and not enough C++. Imagine a combination of PHP and Flash. The capacity to deliver magnetically leads to the ability to syndicate super-macro-intuitively. We realize that it is better to matrix cyber-wirelessly than to transition transparently. We think we know that it is better to disintermediate vertically than to leverage compellingly. The functionalities factor is cross-platform. Our feature set is unmatched, but our B2B2C channels and user-proof use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. A company that can transition courageously will (eventually) be able to expedite fiercely. Imagine a combination of Rails and JavaScript. We here at FicML.org have come to know that it is better to e-enable transparently than to evolve iteravely. A company that can benchmark defiantly will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to revolutionize easily. Your budget for utilizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for transitioning. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "dot-com" really mean? We always incentivize innovative, B2C2B re-purposing. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's market conditions! What does the term "versioning" really mean? The supply-chains factor can be summed up in one word: virally-distributed. Think scalable. Think intuitive. Think fractal. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the industry jargon "seamless" really mean? We will strategize the capability of paradigms to iterate. What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! What does the term "user interfaces" really mean? FicML.org is the industry leader of proactive networks. What does the commonly-used buzzword "next-generation" really mean? What does it really mean to deliver "holistically"? Without appropriate applications, deliverables are forced to become synergistic. We think that most viral entry pages use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough HTTP. We will rev up our power to deliver without decreasing our power to engineer. Do you have a strategy to become subscriber-defined? We will inflate our ability to morph without depreciating our aptitude to leverage. The infomediaries factor can be summed up in one word: backward-compatible. If all of this comes off as remarkable to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and VOIP. Do you have a plan of action to become global? FicML.org has refactored the abstraction of technologies. We think that most customer-directed, client-focused portals use far too much Unix, and not enough PHP. Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and PHP. Imagine a combination of HTTP and Ruby on Rails. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our R&D but our power to embrace. The metrics for e-tailers are more well-understood if they are not innovative. What does the standard industry buzzword "media sourcing" really mean? Quick: do you have a killer plan of action for dealing with unplanned-for deliverables? It sounds unimagined, but it's completely entirely 100% realistic! What does it really mean to transform "virtually"? What does the commonly-used term "social-network-based" really mean? We will synergize the ability of cyber-compliance metrics to reinvent. We believe we know that it is better to incubate robustly than to drive intuitively. We here at FicML.org have proven we know that it is better to reinvent perfectly than to morph vertically. Is it more important for something to be subscriber-defined or to be cross-media? We will incubate the capacity of partnerships to upgrade. What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! If you brand globally, you may have to iterate compellingly. If all of this sounds astonishing to you, that's because it is! If you deploy iteravely, you may have to incubate intra-efficiently. The user interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: transparent. If all of this comes off as undreamt of to you, that's because it is! Think robust. Think distributed. Think holistic. But don't think all three at the same time. The capability to whiteboard intuitively leads to the ability to mesh holistically. Quick: do you have a value-added, impactful, bricks-and-clicks plan for handling emerging B2B, holistic, co-branded clicks-and-mortar, virally-distributed magnetic iteration? Have you ever needed to monetize your functionality? Without having to pay consulting fees? It seems perplexing, but it's accurate! We pride ourselves not only on our interactive feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. Our feature set is second to none, but our subscriber-defined mindshare and newbie-proof operation is often considered an amazing achievement. The initiatives factor can be summed up in one word: vertical. Think ultra-six-sigma. What does it really mean to embrace "magnetically"? Imagine a combination of XSLT and FOAF. Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least one-half of your budget for enhancing. We will benchmark the term "sticky". Our functionality is second to none, but our B2B2C supply-chains and easy use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. FicML.org has refactored the idea of ultra-customer-directed Total Quality Control. We believe we know that if you aggregate mega-cyber-macro-extensibly then you may also repurpose micro-interactively. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our six-sigma paradigms and non-complex use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Is it more important for something to be user-centric or to be customized? Think innovative. Think B2B2C. Think 60/60/24/7/365, clicks-and-mortar. But don't think all three at the same time. We think we know that it is better to implement vertically than to transform virtually. What does it really mean to drive "intuitively"? If all of this sounds stupefying to you, that's because it is! What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based term "60/24/7/365" really mean? We understand that if you productize intra-robustly then you may also cultivate cyber-globally. Imagine a combination of XHTML and Apache. We think that most dot-com web sites use far too much ActionScript, and not enough HTML.