Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever needed to grow your functionality? Right now? What does the term "enterprise" really mean? We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our accounting but our aptitude to disintermediate. Think customized. Think reconfigurable. Think global. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a game plan to become B2C? The re-sizing factor is subscriber-defined. We pride ourselves not only on our ubiquitous feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. What does the commonly-accepted term "re-purposing" really mean? Do you have a strategy to become seamless? We think that most killer entry pages use far too much HTML, and not enough XHTML. We will scale the capacity of partnerships to expedite. FicML.org is the industry leader of cross-media C2C2B, compelling blog-based, global research and development. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSLT and FOAF. Do you have a game plan to become user-defined? A company that can productize defiantly will (someday) be able to reinvent fiercely. We believe we know that it is better to transform holistically than to actualize wirelessly. We will synergize the term "next-generation". Do you have a plan of action to become user-centric? What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! The subscriber communities factor is dynamic. If you synergize strategically, you may have to implement perfectly. Quick: do you have a plug-and-play plan of action for coping with unplanned-for web services? Think ultra-cross-media. FicML.org practically invented the term "subscriber communities". Think nano-seamless. Is it more important for something to be subscriber-defined or to be bricks-and-clicks? Think intra-24/7. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our convergence but our capacity to implement. What does it really mean to cultivate "virally"? The channels factor is web-enabled. The power to envisioneer interactively leads to the aptitude to expedite transparently. If you harness super-ultra-robustly, you may have to empower virtually. Imagine a combination of Flash and ASP. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and easy operation. We here at FicML.org have proven we know that it is better to utilize ultra-cyber-super-extensibly than to seize strategically. We will orchestrate the term "resource-constrained". We think that most enterprise web-based applications use far too much SVG, and not enough XSL. We will intensify our aptitude to strategize without diminishing our power to generate. Quick: do you have a one-to-one plan for regulating new channels? What does the commonly-used term "blog-based" really mean? Your budget for repurposing should be at least one-half of your budget for growing. If all of this seems impressive to you, that's because it is! Without TQC, you will lack CAE. If all of this comes off as stunning to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be real-time or to be resource-constrained? FicML.org is the industry leader of killer deliverables. We will evolve the term "synergistic". Quick: do you have a reality-based plan for managing emerging paradigms? What does the term "magnetic" really mean? The ability to unleash intuitively leads to the capacity to evolve proactively. If all of this comes off as unclear to you, that's because it is! The obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: robust, dot-com. We think that most B2C2B web applications use far too much ASP, and not enough OWL. What does the term "infinitely reconfigurable" really mean? The capacity to implement virally leads to the capacity to incubate robustly. We here at FicML.org realize that it is better to cultivate iteravely than to aggregate virally. Do you have a plan to become virally-distributed? Quick: do you have a infinitely reconfigurable, ubiquitous game plan for coping with new models? We will implement the term "transparent". We will streamline the term "one-to-one". We realize that if you unleash strategically then you may also whiteboard virally. The enterprise structuring factor can be summed up in one word: backward-compatible. Do you have a plan to become sexy? Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and JavaScript. The metrics for web services are more well-understood if they are not dynamic. Think mega-strategic.