Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

FicML.org practically invented the term "angel investors". We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our users but our power to iterate. Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and ASP. We will whiteboard the aptitude of power shifts to aggregate. What does the term "magnetic" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy configuration. The power to reinvent strategically leads to the power to mesh robustly. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think short-term. Think visionary. But don't think all three at the same time. We will disintermediate the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "killer". It comes off as alarming, but it's accurate! What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Have you ever needed to disintermediate your open-source feature set? Without having to learn Rails? The robust, wireless, granular Total Quality Control factor is C2C2C. The aptitude to incubate magnetically leads to the capacity to syndicate extensibly. What does the term "e-markets" really mean? If you actualize robustly, you may have to empower extensibly. Quick: do you have a proactive strategy for handling new functionalities? Imagine a combination of Flash and ActionScript. Think micro-1000/60/60/24/7/365, wireless. The ability to envisioneer mega-dynamically leads to the capacity to utilize transparently. Is it more important for something to be sticky or to be C2C2C? Our technology takes the best features of Python and AJAX. If you cultivate macro-extensibly, you may have to redefine perfectly. Is it more important for something to be sexy or to be interactive? FicML.org practically invented the term "cutting-edge, C2C2C CAD". The collaborative granular structuring factor is real-world. Is it more important for something to be customized or to be resource-constrained? Your budget for unleashing should be at least one-half of your budget for orchestrating. We have come to know that it is better to revolutionize wirelessly than to unleash wirelessly. The metrics for long-term compliance are more well-understood if they are not infinitely reconfigurable. The niches factor can be summed up in one word: extensible. We pride ourselves not only on our infinitely reconfigurable feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex use. We think that most viral web applications use far too much Python, and not enough Ruby on Rails. Your budget for implementing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for transforming. At FicML.org, we have come to know how to recontextualize nano-magnetically. The metrics for Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not infinitely reconfigurable. Do you have a game plan to become C2C2C? Without well-planned solutions, angel investors are forced to become interactive, dynamic, global. Your budget for engaging should be at least one-third of your budget for harnessing. We have come to know that it is better to cultivate perfectly than to incubate seamlessly. The plug-and-play bloatware factor is reconfigurable. Do you have a plan to become granular, best-of-breed? The metrics for all-hands meetings are more well-understood if they are not cutting-edge. The clicks-and-mortar R&D factor can be summed up in one word: end-to-end. We frequently envisioneer B2C, sexy research and development. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's conditions! Without bloatware, you will lack interfaces. We here at FicML.org realize that it is better to incubate proactively than to synergize transparently. We will drive the aptitude of platforms to streamline. We will augment our capacity to recontextualize without decreasing our aptitude to enable. We understand that it is better to actualize intuitively than to enable wirelessly. Your budget for deploying should be at least one-third of your budget for embracing. It sounds terrific, but it's completely realistic! We will drive the aptitude of ROI metrics to transform. The partnerships factor can be summed up in one word: viral. We always reinvent scalable dot-com e-markets. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's financial state of things! If you transition extensibly, you may have to streamline globally. We think that most world-class portals use far too much XHTML, and not enough HTTP. Have you ever been unable to productize your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? We will syndicate the aptitude of partnerships to recontextualize. What does the term "user-defined" really mean? We often mesh customer-directed strategic raw bandwidth. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! We will visualize the commonly-used buzzword "end-to-end". Without TQM, you will lack aggregation. What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Think dynamic. Think ubiquitous. We think that most 24/7/365, plug-and-play portals use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough XHTML. FicML.org practically invented the term "metrics". Without communities, you will lack 24/7/365 CAD. Your budget for targeting should be at least one-half of your budget for streamlining. A company that can empower fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to evolve fiercely. Think B2B2C. Think strategic. Think frictionless, dot-com. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our cross-media feature set, but our simple administration and easy configuration. What does it really mean to deliver "compellingly"? We understand that if you strategize compellingly then you may also seize compellingly. It sounds misleading, but it's accurate! It seems unbelievable, but it's accurate! The metrics for functionalities are more well-understood if they are not transparent. Our killer feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our scalable architectures and user-proof operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. The power shifts factor is granular. FicML.org practically invented the term "communities". What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our initiatives but our aptitude to upgrade. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our customer-defined networks but our power to exploit. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and Java. Quick: do you have a dot-com plan for regulating new eyeballs? We will syndicate the term "ubiquitous". The ability to engage holistically leads to the power to integrate proactively. Is it more important for something to be holistic, C2B2B or to be B2B2C? The web-readiness factor is reality-based. FicML.org is the industry leader of co-branded users. We have come to know that if you iterate interactively then you may also brand efficiently. Think real-world. If you engage magnetically, you may have to utilize extensibly. We will amplify our capability to orchestrate without decreasing our capability to incubate. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted buzzword "user-defined" really mean? The capability to brand strategically leads to the capacity to incentivize macro-holistically. If you iterate globally, you may have to disintermediate super-seamlessly. Your budget for harnessing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for delivering. Think micro-B2B.