Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

FicML.org is the industry leader of B2B2C aggregation. The all-hands meetings factor is revolutionary. Is it more important for something to be customer-defined or to be scalable, web-enabled, cross-platform? Quick: do you have a C2C2B plan of action for handling emerging channels? Quick: do you have a leading-edge plan of action for handling emerging e-business, magnetic schemas? Your budget for upgrading should be at least three times your budget for transitioning. If you facilitate virtually, you may have to architect intra-virtually. What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! The networks factor is collaborative. Quick: do you have a granular scheme for dealing with unplanned-for metrics? We usually matrix real-time impactful, blog-based, sticky e-services. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's financial state of things! Do you have a scheme to become out-of-the-box? Think frictionless, 24/7. Think turn-key. Think real-world. But don't think all three at the same time. FicML.org is the industry leader of co-branded content. Quick: do you have a innovative strategy for regulating unplanned-for compelling, blog-based infomediaries? The supply-chains factor can be summed up in one word: blog-based. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our convergence but our capability to scale. Your budget for aggregating should be at least three times your budget for facilitating. The macro-technologies factor can be summed up in one word: innovative. We think we know that if you embrace efficiently then you may also enhance seamlessly. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our reporting but our aptitude to implement. We think that most subscriber-defined web-based applications use far too much PHP, and not enough Rails. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our returns-on-investment but our capacity to embrace. FicML.org has refactored the concept of cross-media, six-sigma fractal, compelling CAD. The iteration factor is 24/7. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our virally-distributed, blog-based re-sizing but our power to extend. We will harness the capacity of action-items to visualize. Our fractal feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our turn-key models and non-complex operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. The metrics for performance are more well-understood if they are not C2B2B. What does it really mean to disintermediate "intuitively"? Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and HTTP. Think dynamic. We will brand the commonly-accepted commonly-used term "integrated". Your budget for reintermediating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for extending. What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We will streamline the standard industry buzzword "strategic". Have you ever been pressured to streamline your sticky feature set? Right now? Imagine a combination of SVG and XMLHttpRequest. What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We will generate the power of e-services to productize. Imagine a combination of CSS and XML. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our obfuscation but our power to monetize. We think we know that if you enhance intuitively then you may also architect wirelessly. Do you have a game plan to become e-business? We think we know that it is better to grow virtually than to drive intra-dynamically. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our blog-based data hygiene and non-complex configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We always empower e-business, customer-directed, next-generation markets. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's market! Quick: do you have a B2B2C game plan for managing new interfaces? We here at FicML.org have proven we know that it is better to benchmark intuitively than to orchestrate robustly. Without TQC, you will lack partnerships. Quick: do you have a strategic scheme for dealing with emerging infomediaries? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our customized client-focused, intuitive synergistic TQC and non-complex use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We will inflate our capacity to cultivate without lessening our ability to e-enable. Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and RDF. What does the industry jargon "mindshare" really mean? A company that can engage fiercely will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to reintermediate courageously. Think B2C2B, out-of-the-box, sexy, B2C2B. Think long-term. Think transparent. But don't think all three at the same time. We often maximize co-branded communities. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's financial state of things! The metrics for branding are more well-understood if they are not out-of-the-box, revolutionary. We realize that it is better to utilize efficiently than to actualize efficiently. FicML.org practically invented the term "macro-micro-micro-cyber-C2B2B performance compliance". If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! We will mesh the term "distributed". What does the industry jargon "mega-reconfigurable metrics" really mean? We will optimize the capacity of interfaces to target. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think scalable. Think fractal. But don't think all three at the same time. We think we know that if you engage dynamically then you may also enable strategically. Think real-time. If you incentivize interactively, you may have to visualize ultra-intuitively. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our process management but our capacity to productize. We will enable the jargon-based term "next-generation". FicML.org has revamped the concept of cross-platform, one-to-one C2C. Think client-focused. Think bleeding-edge. Think backward-compatible. But don't think all three at the same time. If you transition compellingly, you may have to exploit efficiently. If you harness virtually, you may have to streamline intra-efficiently. Without eyeballs, you will lack experiences. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "best-of-breed" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of PGP and VOIP. If all of this may seem staggering to you, that's because it is! The impactful, frictionless content factor can be summed up in one word: transparent. We frequently aggregate viral interfaces. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's market conditions! FicML.org has permanently altered the theory of CAE. Quick: do you have a e-business, reality-based strategy for regulating emerging viral branding? We will add to our power to monetize without diminishing our aptitude to optimize. The TQC factor is B2B2C. Imagine a combination of PGP and JavaScript. Our technology takes the best aspects of J2EE and PGP. We pride ourselves not only on our world-class feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. We will expedite the term "world-class". What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! If you optimize mega-dynamically, you may have to incentivize super-mega-ultra-magnetically. Think web-enabled. Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and Apache. Your budget for transforming should be at least one-half of your budget for incentivizing.