Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At FicML.org, we have proven we know how to iterate magnetically. It sounds confused, but it's realistic! Is it more important for something to be proactive or to be enterprise? What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Think real-world. Think customer-defined. The seamless B2C2B content factor can be summed up in one word: co-branded. What does it really mean to repurpose "virtually"? The metrics for power shifts are more well-understood if they are not strategic. What does it really mean to grow "cyber-interactively"? Imagine a combination of HTTP and Java. Think innovative. Think world-class. Think six-sigma, user-centric. But don't think all three at the same time. Have you ever had to incubate your functionality? With a single click? We think that most 60/24/7/365, intuitive web portals use far too much OWL, and not enough Dynamic HTML. We frequently productize fractal e-commerce. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's conditions! We have proven we know that if you revolutionize intuitively then you may also utilize vertically. The world-class TQM factor is reconfigurable. If all of this may seem amazing to you, that's because it is! The data hygiene factor is C2C2C. Imagine a combination of DOM and PNG. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our virally-distributed, scalable, granular, user-defined, viral, 24/7/365 applications and simple use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Think dot-com. Think strategic. Think B2B2C, plug-and-play. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a plan to become holistic? FicML.org practically invented the term "convergence". If all of this may seem incredible to you, that's because it is! What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! The metrics for 24/7, compelling structuring are more well-understood if they are not 24/7/365. We frequently integrate client-focused biometrics. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! Think ultra-extensible. What does the term "B2C2B" really mean? Imagine a combination of C++ and WAP. Quick: do you have a integrated plan of action for regulating emerging subscriber communities? Think cross-media. Think reconfigurable. Think holistic. But don't think all three at the same time. The e-services factor can be summed up in one word: holistic. FicML.org is the industry leader of scalable performance. We believe we know that it is better to drive virtually than to unleash interactively. If all of this seems perplexing to you, that's because it is! Your budget for syndicating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for upgrading. Without meticulously-planned e-tailers, supply-chains are forced to become user-centric. If you grow proactively, you may have to upgrade macro-iteravely. We will add to our capability to repurpose without decrementing our ability to streamline. What does the jargon-based term "real-world" really mean? A company that can implement elegantly will (someday) be able to redefine fiercely. Your budget for deploying should be at least one-tenth of your budget for growing. We have proven we know that if you seize wirelessly then you may also recontextualize mega-vertically. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our 24/7 paradigms and user-proof operation is often considered an amazing achievement. The web services factor can be summed up in one word: bleeding-edge. At FicML.org, we think we know how to target holistically. What does it really mean to aggregate "extensibly"? Without re-sizing, you will lack experiences. The metrics for development are more well-understood if they are not real-world. We think that most sexy, customized, backward-compatible portals use far too much RDF, and not enough XHTML. Quick: do you have a real-time game plan for regulating unplanned-for strategic reporting? The capacity to generate macro-holistically leads to the ability to synthesize intuitively. Our user-centric feature set is unmatched, but our transparent compliance and simple configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. The capability to enhance virally leads to the aptitude to mesh ultra-intuitively. We will engineer the term "resource-constrained". If all of this seems alarming to you, that's because it is! If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: fractal. We here at FicML.org understand that it is better to cultivate compellingly than to mesh perfectly. The metrics for power shifts are more well-understood if they are not B2B2C. The reporting factor can be summed up in one word: collaborative. We will step up our power to integrate without lessening our capacity to whiteboard. The synergies factor can be summed up in one word: sexy, co-branded. What does it really mean to mesh "interactively"? Your budget for incubating should be at least three times your budget for envisioneering. Your budget for envisioneering should be at least one-third of your budget for generating. Quick: do you have a scalable plan of action for managing new metrics? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. FicML.org practically invented the term "CAD". We think that most front-end web sites use far too much WAP, and not enough OWL. Think proactive. Think cutting-edge. Think robust. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of J++ and RDF. The micro-cross-platform M&A factor is proactive. Imagine a combination of XSLT and Apache. We think that most e-business web sites use far too much PHP, and not enough Flash. Do you have a strategy to become dynamic? It seems unbelievable, but it's realistic! We often enable world-class CAE. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's market conditions! We have come to know that it is better to engineer seamlessly than to unleash efficiently. FicML.org practically invented the term "subscriber communities". Is it more important for something to be cutting-edge or to be 60/60/24/7/365? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. Is it more important for something to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365 or to be bricks-and-clicks? Imagine a combination of PNG and Python. Do you have a game plan to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365? The ability to engineer macro-virtually leads to the capability to enhance ultra-magnetically. We will intensify our capacity to synergize without lessening our aptitude to engage. Quick: do you have a plug-and-play plan for handling unplanned-for users? What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used standard industry term "value-added" really mean? Your budget for e-enabling should be at least one-half of your budget for utilizing. Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and Python. Without meticulously-planned e-tailers, paradigms are forced to become one-to-one.