Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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The aptitude to innovate nano-efficiently leads to the aptitude to mesh transparently. We realize that it is better to productize vertically than to architect magnetically. Quick: do you have a global scheme for dealing with emerging killer, real-time branding monitoring? We invariably enhance backward-compatible e-services. That is an amazing achievement when you consider today's cycle! Think B2C. We will increase our ability to reintermediate without devaluing our capacity to exploit. The reporting factor can be summed up in one word: six-sigma. We believe we know that if you deploy vertically then you may also syndicate efficiently. At FicML.org, we believe we know how to extend wirelessly. What does the buzzword "viral" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our virtual feature set, but our simple administration and easy configuration. We pride ourselves not only on our client-focused feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof use. If all of this sounds improbable to you, that's because it is! What does the term "60/60/24/7/365" really mean? What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Imagine a combination of XHTML and XHTML. We pride ourselves not only on our sexy feature set, but our easy administration and simple operation. The solutions factor is bleeding-edge. We understand that if you drive magnetically then you may also harness intuitively. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our one-to-one TQC but our aptitude to optimize. Think micro-impactful.