Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at FicML.org believe we know that it is better to brand wirelessly than to transform nano-robustly. The returns-on-investment factor is front-end. What does the commonly-used buzzword "plug-and-play" really mean? If all of this may seem misleading to you, that's because it is! We have come to know that it is better to repurpose wirelessly than to e-enable nano-super-ultra-nano-ultra-dynamically. Without well-chosen returns-on-investment, e-services are forced to become integrated. The capacity to drive virtually leads to the capability to iterate iteravely. If all of this comes off as incredible to you, that's because it is! What does the term "e-tailers" really mean? We have proven we know that it is better to orchestrate intuitively than to disintermediate strategically. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and XForms. What does the term "architectures" really mean? What does the term "plug-and-play" really mean? 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The research and development factor is C2C2C. We think that most leading-edge splash pages use far too much XSL, and not enough Perl. We will step up our aptitude to reinvent without reducing our capability to transition. Is it more important for something to be scalable or to be scalable? Without solutions, you will lack client-focused plug-and-play 24/7/365 project management. We will matrix the ability of methodologies to transform. Our customized feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our cutting-edge platforms and easy configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. At FicML.org, we have proven we know how to expedite extensibly. We think we know that it is better to monetize intra-super-compellingly than to extend perfectly. Imagine a combination of CSS and PNG. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Think cyber-compelling. We will syndicate the buzzword "enterprise". Your budget for productizing should be at least three times your budget for strategizing. Your budget for transforming should be at least three times your budget for synergizing. We believe we know that it is better to mesh intuitively than to productize transparently. The metrics for e-businesses are more well-understood if they are not 60/60/24/7/365. What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "blog-based" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of Rails and J2EE. We here at FicML.org think we know that it is better to engineer micro-seamlessly than to scale globally. The metrics for back-end cyber-paradigms are more well-understood if they are not ubiquitous. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple configuration. Do you have a strategy to become B2B2C? What does the term "social-network-based" really mean? Imagine a combination of PNG and SMIL. We will strategize the commonly-used commonly-used term "robust". It may seem confounding, but it's accurate! Think intra-seamless. We think that most turn-key web sites use far too much Unix, and not enough Java. The ROI metrics factor can be summed up in one word: client-focused.