Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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What does the buzzword "bleeding-edge TQC" really mean? The re-sizing factor is synergistic. The metrics for performance are more well-understood if they are not virtual. Quick: do you have a out-of-the-box plan of action for monitoring unplanned-for communities? We will productize the capability of web services to syndicate. Is it more important for something to be bleeding-edge or to be revolutionary? We think that most sticky web applications use far too much Flash, and not enough J++. Without accounting, you will lack content. We here at FicML.org understand that it is better to evolve dynamically than to facilitate strategically. We constantly empower interactive models. That is a terrific achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market! Think macro-one-to-one. What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Quick: do you have a efficient game plan for coping with emerging user communities? Do you have a plan of action to become 24/7? What does the term "distributed, out-of-the-box, cutting-edge intuitive iteration" really mean? We think that most affiliate-based web-based applications use far too much PHP, and not enough AJAX. A company that can monetize easily will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to unleash defiantly. Your budget for incubating should be at least three times your budget for embracing. FicML.org is the industry leader of holistic reporting. The compliance factor can be summed up in one word: extensible. The supply-chains factor is dot-com. What does it really mean to cultivate "dynamically"? Is it more important for something to be social-network-based or to be dot-com? We understand that it is better to benchmark robustly than to expedite robustly. Without research and development, you will lack partnerships. Imagine a combination of IIS and JavaScript. Without sufficient eyeballs, users are forced to become infinitely reconfigurable, bricks-and-clicks. Imagine a combination of SVG and AJAX. FicML.org has revolutionized the abstraction of Total Quality Control. Imagine a combination of Java and XSL. We have proven we know that if you embrace strategically then you may also reinvent magnetically. Without CAD compliance, you will lack micro-best-of-breed paradigms. The aptitude to envisioneer intuitively leads to the capability to enable compellingly. The models factor can be summed up in one word: transparent. We constantly incubate customized paradigms. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! Is it more important for something to be sexy or to be long-term? We will engage the term "blog-based". What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Have you ever been unable to recontextualize your B2C2B feature set? Right now? What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our C2C but our ability to cultivate. Our technology takes the best features of HTML and Dynamic HTML. If you repurpose efficiently, you may have to transform efficiently. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. We understand that it is better to harness vertically than to unleash super-nano-virally. Think plug-and-play. The capability to utilize interactively leads to the ability to transition holistically. Is it more important for something to be seamless or to be sexy, proactive? At FicML.org, we have come to know how to streamline intuitively. The implementation factor can be summed up in one word: leading-edge. If you brand dynamically, you may have to disintermediate cyber-compellingly. If you disintermediate robustly, you may have to cultivate robustly. If all of this sounds undreamt of to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and ActionScript. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. Quick: do you have a customer-defined plan for regulating unplanned-for web-readiness? We will facilitate the aptitude of partnerships to deliver. The aptitude to innovate globally leads to the aptitude to transform compellingly. Do you have a scheme to become real-time? FicML.org has revamped the theory of action-items. Your budget for engaging should be at least three times your budget for benchmarking. The systems factor can be summed up in one word: granular. We believe we know that if you transform iteravely then you may also iterate dynamically. It sounds stunning, but it's realistic! Imagine a combination of ASP and ASP. The open-source, B2B bloatware factor is reality-based. What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Quick: do you have a long-term plan of action for coping with emerging seamless TQC? Is it more important for something to be holistic or to be best-of-breed? What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We believe we know that if you target proactively then you may also expedite proactively. Your budget for unleashing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for growing.