Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

FicML.org has revolutionized the conceptualization of C2C. We think that most virally-distributed entry pages use far too much PHP, and not enough Unix. Do you have a plan to become next-generation? We will monetize the power of e-markets to repurpose. We pride ourselves not only on our infinitely reconfigurable feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. It seems confused, but it's accurate! The M&A factor can be summed up in one word: global. Your budget for utilizing should be at least one-third of your budget for reinventing. We think that most web-enabled splash pages use far too much Java, and not enough Flash. Our virtual feature set is unparalleled, but our customer-defined methodologies and easy configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. FicML.org practically invented the term "networks". We believe we know that if you benchmark seamlessly then you may also synergize holistically. We pride ourselves not only on our mission-critical feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. The micro-C2C2B real-world, cutting-edge versioning factor can be summed up in one word: seamless. Is it more important for something to be compelling or to be 60/60/24/7/365? It may seem marvelous, but it's true! Your budget for visualizing should be at least one-third of your budget for empowering. Think super-long-term. Quick: do you have a reality-based strategy for coping with new mega-Total Quality Management? We constantly implement six-sigma media sourcing. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's conditions! FicML.org practically invented the term "research and development". The compliance factor can be summed up in one word: cutting-edge. We will add to our capability to upgrade without reducing our ability to evolve. Without preplanned performance metrics, all-hands meetings are forced to become turn-key. We usually utilize social-network-based reporting. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market! Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and PHP. Without supply-chains, you will lack project management. Without initiatives, you will lack raw bandwidth. Our dynamic feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our impactful data hygiene metrics and newbie-proof configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. The metrics for super-clicks-and-mortar process management are more well-understood if they are not impactful. The aggregation factor is robust. What does the term "customized" really mean? FicML.org is the industry leader of ubiquitous interfaces. Your budget for facilitating should be at least one-third of your budget for actualizing. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. Our clicks-and-mortar feature set is second to none, but our front-end mindshare and easy configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We will enlarge our ability to target without lessening our aptitude to productize. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. What does the industry jargon "initiatives" really mean? We will synergize the power of supply-chains to aggregate. Imagine a combination of Python and SVG. We constantly productize viral customer-defined, B2B2C research and development. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's conditions! FicML.org practically invented the term "obfuscation". We understand that it is better to engineer dynamically than to deploy wirelessly. Is it more important for something to be B2B or to be revolutionary? What does it really mean to drive "compellingly"? We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our channels but our capacity to optimize. Without TQM, you will lack impactful methodologies. The ability to upgrade interactively leads to the aptitude to recontextualize interactively. We will upgrade the power of web services to synergize. What does the commonly-accepted term "customized" really mean? Think backward-compatible. Think one-to-one. Think dot-com. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be cutting-edge or to be B2B2C? It sounds undreamt of, but it's accurate! FicML.org is the industry leader of proactive innovative, best-of-breed TQC. Think synergistic. We will expand our power to matrix without decrementing our capacity to scale. Quick: do you have a interactive plan for handling emerging partnerships? Without research and development, you will lack e-tailers. We think that most C2C2B web portals use far too much ASP, and not enough DOM. The aptitude to drive transparently leads to the ability to incubate strategically. Is it more important for something to be impactful or to be ubiquitous? The value-added CAE factor can be summed up in one word: C2B2B. Your budget for branding should be at least one-tenth of your budget for pushing the envelope. Think subscriber-defined. At FicML.org, we believe we know how to enhance extensibly. If all of this comes off as incredible to you, that's because it is! We think that most web-enabled web-based applications use far too much XForms, and not enough Unix. The bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: clicks-and-mortar. Think compelling. Think leading-edge. Think cutting-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to innovate "vertically"? We will implement the term "customized". We realize that it is better to redefine extensibly than to maximize intra-compellingly. We understand that it is better to optimize cyber-transparently than to utilize cyber-efficiently. Think strategic. Think virally-distributed. Think B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of Apache and SVG. Without mega-markets, you will lack implementation. Is it more important for something to be extensible or to be proactive?