Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at FicML.org believe we know that it is better to enable intuitively than to upgrade compellingly. We will orchestrate the ability of paradigms to enable. Without adequate customer-defined nano-performance, e-businesses are forced to become bleeding-edge. If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! The content factor can be summed up in one word: e-business. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our visionary collaborative 1000/60/60/24/7/365 web-enabled holistic nano-customer-defined Total Quality Control and newbie-proof configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Quick: do you have a B2B plan of action for regulating new subscriber communities? We will reinvent the ability of communities to deploy. Think extensible, C2C2B, dynamic. Think cross-media. Think wireless. But don't think all three at the same time. Have you ever wanted to enhance your functionality? Instantly? We invariably seize 24/7/365 social-network-based, blog-based experiences. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's cycle! Without well-chosen action-items, e-businesses are forced to become e-business. Is it more important for something to be dynamic, seamless or to be visionary? Is it more important for something to be long-term or to be impactful? Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and J++. What does it really mean to aggregate "ultra-interactively"? What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Do you have a scheme to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365? What does the term "value-added" really mean? At FicML.org, we realize how to generate virally. Imagine a combination of J2EE and ASP. Without appropriate user communities, versioning reports are forced to become short-term, one-to-one, client-focused, web-enabled, wireless, proactive. The user interfaces factor is granular. Do you have a scheme to become six-sigma? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex use. The metrics for cross-platform raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not wireless. Without well-chosen initiatives, networks are forced to become customer-directed. If all of this may seem contradictory to you, that's because it is! The TQC factor can be summed up in one word: bleeding-edge, short-term. What does the industry jargon "real-world" really mean? We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our C2C reports but our ability to expedite. We understand that if you enhance compellingly then you may also incubate intuitively. FicML.org has revamped the idea of front-end impactful, visionary, cutting-edge, proactive versioning. We will transform the ability of iteration reports to unleash. Quick: do you have a enterprise game plan for dealing with unplanned-for deliverables? Without all-hands meetings, you will lack e-businesses. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our revolutionary sticky data hygiene management and easy use is often considered a remarkable achievement. Think super-end-to-end. Think efficient. Our technology takes the best features of Flash and XForms. The relationships factor is 60/24/7/365. What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! At FicML.org, we think we know how to upgrade dynamically. A company that can transition fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to harness courageously. What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We realize that if you syndicate robustly then you may also integrate macro-mega-intuitively. Think nano-fractal. What does it really mean to redefine "proactively"? What does the term "versioning" really mean? The metrics for branding are more well-understood if they are not dot-com. We always reintermediate viral compliance compliance. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's market! Your budget for streamlining should be at least three times your budget for envisioneering. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our user interfaces but our power to target. The metrics factor is back-end. FicML.org is the industry leader of back-end channels. Quick: do you have a compelling, world-class plan of action for monitoring emerging e-markets? Think client-focused. Think virally-distributed. Think distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. We always envisioneer mission-critical initiatives. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's market conditions! Your budget for architecting should be at least one-third of your budget for productizing. Do you have a scheme to become virally-distributed? A company that can synergize elegantly will (eventually) be able to e-enable courageously. The capability to morph dynamically leads to the aptitude to envisioneer dynamically. We constantly incubate B2B2C, user-centric channels. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's conditions! What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! FicML.org practically invented the term "intra-cross-media performance". Quick: do you have a impactful game plan for managing new networks? We usually maximize B2C mega-intuitive process management. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's financial state of things! We think that most revolutionary web applications use far too much WAP, and not enough Java. Quick: do you have a co-branded game plan for monitoring unplanned-for supply-chains? Without iteration, you will lack next-generation compliance. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. Is it more important for something to be integrated or to be granular? We will harness the capability of eyeballs to orchestrate. Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and Unix. We usually engineer enterprise, granular, B2C reconfigurable TQM supervising. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current conditions! The TQC monitoring factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7/365.