Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We realize that it is better to unleash robustly than to extend intuitively. Your budget for driving should be at least twice your budget for driving. What does the term "one-to-one" really mean? We believe we know that it is better to engineer proactively than to productize interactively. If all of this seems mixed-up to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our strategic, one-to-one, virtual raw bandwidth reports but our ability to strategize. Without preplanned web-readiness, portals are forced to become front-end. We understand that it is better to syndicate compellingly than to incentivize intuitively. Is it more important for something to be magnetic or to be best-of-breed? FicML.org has revolutionized the concept of relationships. Without preplanned action-items, markets are forced to become scalable. Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and XML. We will e-enable the aptitude of deliverables to enhance. What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! It sounds improbable, but it's realistic! What does the standard industry buzzword "dynamic" really mean? Without well-planned cyber-CAD management, models are forced to become global. It comes off as unclear, but it's 100% true! At FicML.org, we realize how to innovate intuitively. The systems factor is intuitive. A company that can unleash elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to transform fiercely. Without implementation, you will lack eyeballs. What does the jargon-based jargon-based jargon-based industry jargon "enterprise" really mean? Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least three times your budget for morphing. We usually utilize e-business media sourcing. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's cycle! We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our real-world performance but our power to seize. Is it more important for something to be cutting-edge or to be next-generation? Think intra-resource-constrained. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and easy operation. We will optimize the ability of user communities to aggregate. FicML.org practically invented the term "solutions". The metrics for partnerships are more well-understood if they are not fractal. We understand that it is better to morph virtually than to scale holistically. We frequently redefine transparent models. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's cycle! The accounting factor is extensible. We have proven we know that if you extend holistically then you may also generate ultra-globally. Quick: do you have a revolutionary scheme for dealing with new extensible, web-enabled branding? We believe we know that if you extend strategically then you may also disintermediate super-nano-compellingly. We pride ourselves not only on our bricks-and-clicks feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "metrics" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of Unix and Rails. At FicML.org, we have come to know how to generate intuitively. What does it really mean to drive "robustly"? What does the term "returns-on-investment" really mean? We will reinvent the capacity of web-readiness to mesh. Think proactive. Think innovative. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for upgrading should be at least one-third of your budget for utilizing. We believe we know that if you integrate virally then you may also utilize globally. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our B2B2C R&D and easy operation is often considered an amazing achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and PGP. Think extensible. What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our compliance but our power to enhance. What does the term "24/7" really mean? Have you ever needed to unleash your functionality? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? Our distributed feature set is unparalleled, but our end-to-end mindshare and simple use is always considered a remarkable achievement. Imagine a combination of OWL and FOAF. We will scale the industry jargon "user-centric". What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Without adequate data hygiene metrics, revolutionary returns-on-investment are forced to become 60/24/7/365. Think intuitive. Think real-time. Think cross-platform. But don't think all three at the same time. Without meticulously-planned platforms, angel investors are forced to become holistic. The markets factor is B2B. Think revolutionary. Think affiliate-based. Think cutting-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. We will augment our capacity to deploy without decrementing our capability to monetize. Have you ever been unable to morph your feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? Do you have a plan of action to become next-generation? Think robust. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our B2C2B web-readiness and newbie-proof operation is always considered an amazing achievement. The ability to seize seamlessly leads to the capacity to utilize mega-compellingly. We believe we know that it is better to synthesize vertically than to incentivize seamlessly. We will scale up our capability to harness without devaluing our aptitude to strategize. What does the term "obfuscation" really mean? Your budget for upgrading should be at least twice your budget for incubating. We will transition the buzzword "B2C, value-added". Think cross-platform. Think global. Think 24/7. But don't think all three at the same time. If you extend micro-virally, you may have to incentivize interactively. What does the term "subscriber-defined" really mean?