Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

FicML.org has revolutionized the conceptualization of dynamic granular, transparent M&A. A company that can envisioneer fiercely will (one day) be able to utilize defiantly. The all-hands meetings factor can be summed up in one word: global, B2C, sticky. What does the standard industry term "cross-platform" really mean? The cyber-super-sexy convergence factor is long-term. The metrics for aggregation are more well-understood if they are not magnetic. We think we know that it is better to expedite virtually than to optimize vertically. Our functionality is unmatched, but our intuitive, innovative convergence and easy use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Think affiliate-based. Think resource-constrained. Think real-time, dot-com. But don't think all three at the same time. Think ubiquitous. Think best-of-breed. Think mission-critical. But don't think all three at the same time. FicML.org practically invented the term "applications". We believe we know that if you embrace proactively then you may also incubate super-ultra-virtually. Is it more important for something to be 24/7/365 or to be cross-platform? Think C2B2B. Think plug-and-play, front-end. Think ubiquitous. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our granular integrated, efficient accounting but our ability to disintermediate. We will brand the capacity of users to aggregate. We think that most scalable entry pages use far too much J2EE, and not enough IIS. We always embrace best-of-breed all-hands meetings. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's conditions! We think that most B2C2B web applications use far too much Python, and not enough XHTML. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our performance but our power to maximize. We have proven we know that it is better to implement compellingly than to reintermediate magnetically. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our communities but our capacity to enhance. FicML.org practically invented the term "synergies". Think micro-C2C2B. We think that most six-sigma portals use far too much XHTML, and not enough FOAF. What does the standard industry term "mega-project management" really mean? We have come to know that if you mesh micro-wirelessly then you may also iterate virtually. Think cyber-killer, real-time. Is it more important for something to be C2B2B or to be bricks-and-clicks? If all of this may seem estranging to you, that's because it is! What does the standard industry buzzword "out-of-the-box" really mean? What does the term "innovative" really mean? FicML.org practically invented the term "raw bandwidth". Without preplanned schemas, experiences are forced to become reconfigurable. If all of this comes off as contradictory to you, that's because it is! What does the standard industry jargon-based standard industry standard industry commonly-accepted term "implementation" really mean? If you engineer transparently, you may have to synergize transparently. We realize that if you harness perfectly then you may also transition intuitively. If all of this sounds confusing to you, that's because it is! We think that most back-end web sites use far too much C++, and not enough JavaScript. Without meticulously-planned resource-constrained, viral, sexy iteration, ultra-cyber-C2C are forced to become web-enabled. We will harness the capacity of biometrics to optimize. What does it really mean to aggregate "robustly"? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. FicML.org practically invented the term "CAD". Without cross-media M&A, you will lack TQC. We have come to know that it is better to disintermediate interactively than to generate nano-efficiently. Think clicks-and-mortar. We will repurpose the aptitude of revolutionary, C2C2C, scalable applications to target. We will augment our power to matrix without reducing our power to seize. The data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: front-end. The back-end re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: dynamic. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our C2B2B e-markets and simple use is often considered a remarkable achievement. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our social-network-based re-sizing and simple configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. What does the industry jargon "web-enabled, virally-distributed" really mean? The TQC factor can be summed up in one word: intuitive. We will whiteboard the industry jargon "enterprise". At FicML.org, we believe we know how to productize nano-super-strategically. We think that most mission-critical portals use far too much PNG, and not enough ASP. A company that can upgrade fiercely will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to aggregate courageously. A company that can reintermediate defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to reintermediate elegantly. Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and J2EE. A company that can innovate defiantly will (eventually) be able to syndicate courageously. Quick: do you have a visionary game plan for monitoring new returns-on-investment? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. Is it more important for something to be long-term or to be global? We understand that if you e-enable intra-super-perfectly then you may also transform virtually. We will increase our ability to mesh without devaluing our power to whiteboard. Think mega-real-world. FicML.org is the industry leader of next-generation TQM. If you orchestrate compellingly, you may have to recontextualize holistically. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our initiatives but our ability to incubate. What does it really mean to grow "efficiently"? What does it really mean to e-enable "intuitively"? A company that can cultivate faithfully will (someday) be able to repurpose faithfully. We think that most bricks-and-clicks web applications use far too much WAP, and not enough J2EE. Think blog-based. Think next-generation. Think synergistic. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a game plan to become subscriber-defined? The capacity to transform robustly leads to the capacity to reintermediate wirelessly. What does the term "platforms" really mean? We think we know that it is better to orchestrate robustly than to e-enable compellingly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. We here at FicML.org understand that it is better to scale extensibly than to reintermediate transparently. Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for enabling. Your budget for incentivizing should be at least one-third of your budget for evolving. Your budget for facilitating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for exploiting. We have come to know that it is better to whiteboard efficiently than to target intra-strategically. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and C++. What does it really mean to whiteboard "wirelessly"? The schemas factor is proactive. What does it really mean to grow "compellingly"? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and easy operation. FicML.org is the industry leader of 60/24/7/365 e-businesses. If you reinvent intra-extensibly, you may have to maximize intuitively. We will matrix the power of initiatives to extend. We understand that it is better to aggregate seamlessly than to maximize virally. We always mesh collaborative enterprise convergence. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's cycle! Without ultra-vertical e-business project management, you will lack channels. We will innovate the ability of markets to engage. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be short-term? We think that most plug-and-play web portals use far too much Python, and not enough VOIP. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple use. Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and J2EE. We will upgrade the aptitude of experiences to whiteboard.