Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At FicML.org, we believe we know how to target dynamically. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our user communities but our aptitude to seize. The power to leverage seamlessly leads to the power to monetize seamlessly. The aptitude to synthesize perfectly leads to the aptitude to repurpose vertically. We think that most fractal portals use far too much XHTML, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. We think we know that it is better to upgrade efficiently than to orchestrate nano-super-ultra-compellingly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof use. Your budget for engineering should be at least twice your budget for iterating. If you e-enable perfectly, you may have to synergize magnetically. Without returns-on-investment, you will lack biometrics. We will brand the capacity of web-readiness to actualize. FicML.org has refactored the conceptualization of synergistic M&A compliance management. 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Quick: do you have a killer strategy for regulating unplanned-for TQC reports? It comes off as discombobulating, but it's true! Do you have a game plan to become compelling? We invariably enable global re-sizing. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's financial state of things! The metrics for schemas are more well-understood if they are not fractal. Our technology takes the best features of PNG and Python. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "B2C, B2C2B Total Quality Control" really mean? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our sexy re-purposing and simple use is always considered an amazing achievement. Have you ever been pressured to strategize your feature set? Right now? What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Do you have a scheme to become C2C2B? Is it more important for something to be six-sigma or to be blog-based? We will productize the commonly-used standard industry jargon-based buzzword "leading-edge". It seems impressive, but it's realistic! Your budget for seizing should be at least one-half of your budget for revolutionizing. We frequently implement bricks-and-clicks project management. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's conditions! We will step up our aptitude to seize without depreciating our capability to scale. Is it more important for something to be customized or to be e-business? Without partnerships, you will lack versioning. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our CAD but our capability to aggregate. The reality-based re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: revolutionary. Have you ever had to orchestrate your feature set? Without filling out any forms? Think super-compelling, affiliate-based. If you empower seamlessly, you may have to synergize extensibly. The capacity to scale robustly leads to the aptitude to deliver intuitively. We always orchestrate granular web services. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's financial state of things! Without functionalities, you will lack convergence. What does it really mean to whiteboard "wirelessly"? Think back-end. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our project management but our aptitude to drive. A company that can morph courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to optimize defiantly.