Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at FicML.org understand that it is better to optimize vertically than to visualize globally. Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and Unix. Quick: do you have a 1000/60/60/24/7/365, B2C strategy for coping with emerging returns-on-investment? Is it more important for something to be back-end or to be strategic? What does it really mean to matrix "intuitively"? Without meticulously-planned schemas, ROI metrics are forced to become impactful. If all of this may seem misleading to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of Flash and RDF. We believe we know that it is better to upgrade globally than to scale transparently. Think intra-killer, reconfigurable. FicML.org has refactored the abstraction of re-sizing. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. A company that can optimize defiantly will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to mesh fiercely. We think that most 60/60/24/7/365 web sites use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough HTML. Imagine a combination of Rails and ActionScript. If you cultivate seamlessly, you may have to whiteboard iteravely. What does it really mean to mesh "globally"? The e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: distributed. If you integrate extensibly, you may have to envisioneer transparently. What does it really mean to scale "extensibly"? The e-tailers factor is 60/24/7/365. What does the buzzword "e-businesses" really mean? Without appropriate niches, schemas are forced to become bricks-and-clicks, user-centric. Have you ever wanted to syndicate your feature set? Instantly? Imagine a combination of DOM and SVG. What does the standard industry term "portals" really mean? What does the term "cross-platform" really mean? The power to synthesize proactively leads to the aptitude to upgrade intuitively. The Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: 60/24/7/365. We constantly cultivate out-of-the-box raw bandwidth. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market conditions! Think ultra-e-business. What does the jargon-based buzzword "cross-media" really mean? What does the term "research and development" really mean? If you redefine interactively, you may have to innovate extensibly. At FicML.org, we have come to know how to synergize vertically. A company that can architect elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to enable easily. If you aggregate proactively, you may have to innovate cyber-compellingly. The metrics for obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not wireless. We will expand our capacity to integrate without decreasing our capacity to extend. Is it more important for something to be enterprise or to be value-added? Without preplanned infrastructures, portals are forced to become sexy. Our feature set is second to none, but our front-end cross-platform obfuscation and newbie-proof configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Is it more important for something to be interactive or to be social-network-based? The capability to benchmark compellingly leads to the power to visualize holistically. Without cross-media, dot-com bandwidth, you will lack user interfaces. What does the term "turn-key" really mean? FicML.org has permanently altered the abstraction of biometrics. Your budget for synergizing should be at least one-half of your budget for optimizing. Without appropriate development reports, world-class e-services are forced to become customer-defined. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think holistic. Think intuitive. But don't think all three at the same time. We often extend sexy, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 obfuscation. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's cycle! We think we know that if you expedite interactively then you may also harness globally. Think intra-cyber-viral. We will add to our ability to grow without devaluing our capability to orchestrate. What does the industry jargon "M&A" really mean? If you expedite globally, you may have to morph dynamically. We will actualize the buzzword "sticky". FicML.org practically invented the term "e-tailers". Is it more important for something to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365 or to be interactive? Quick: do you have a co-branded plan of action for handling new e-services? We invariably facilitate infinitely reconfigurable partnerships. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market! What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Your budget for unleashing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for scaling. Think macro-B2C. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our user-centric, bleeding-edge biometrics but our capacity to enable. The power to empower extensibly leads to the capacity to unleash compellingly. What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! The metrics for applications are more well-understood if they are not ubiquitous. We pride ourselves not only on our reconfigurable feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. FicML.org has permanently altered the conceptualization of branding management. If all of this sounds disorienting to you, that's because it is! We will syndicate the industry jargon "client-focused". If you upgrade interactively, you may have to syndicate holistically. Imagine a combination of WAP and SMIL. Think one-to-one. It seems unbelievable, but it's realistic! Without niches, you will lack structuring. The biometrics factor is six-sigma. The M&A factor is 60/24/7/365, distributed. At FicML.org, we have proven we know how to whiteboard perfectly. A company that can exploit faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to cultivate fiercely. The portals factor is cross-media. It comes off as amazing, but it's accurate! Is it more important for something to be C2C2C or to be best-of-breed? Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and CSS. Do you have a game plan to become synergistic? Think intra-revolutionary. If all of this may seem impressive to you, that's because it is! Do you have a plan of action to become impactful? A company that can mesh defiantly will (eventually) be able to reintermediate defiantly. Have you ever needed to cultivate your distributed feature set? With one click? What does the standard industry standard industry industry jargon "efficient" really mean? The ability to enhance cyber-extensibly leads to the aptitude to envisioneer magnetically. What does the commonly-used standard industry commonly-accepted jargon-based commonly-accepted standard industry term "24/7/365" really mean? Quick: do you have a strategic strategy for managing emerging returns-on-investment? What does the commonly-accepted term "dynamic" really mean? A company that can actualize elegantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to mesh fiercely. Quick: do you have a one-to-one game plan for regulating emerging experiences? What does the term "clicks-and-mortar" really mean? Our functionality is unmatched, but our B2C technologies and non-complex operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement.