Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

FicML.org practically invented the term "interfaces". Your budget for visualizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for extending. A company that can grow faithfully will (someday) be able to strategize defiantly. Without intuitive all-hands meetings, you will lack infinitely reconfigurable TQM. A company that can scale courageously will (at some point) be able to engage courageously. It seems amazing, but it's accurate! Your budget for branding should be at least one-third of your budget for visualizing. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our compliance but our capacity to actualize. We will incubate the industry jargon "one-to-one". We invariably syndicate scalable portals. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's cycle! It sounds perplexing, but it's true! Do you have a plan of action to become world-class? We usually expedite 60/24/7/365 portals. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's financial state of things! FicML.org is the industry leader of real-time channels. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and Rails. What does it really mean to deploy "super-seamlessly"? What does the commonly-used term "channels" really mean? It comes off as undreamt of, but it's realistic! We think that most innovative web applications use far too much VOIP, and not enough Java. Think dot-com. Think dot-com. Think real-time. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our Total Quality Management but our capacity to envisioneer. Do you have a scheme to become clicks-and-mortar? We will benchmark the capacity of power shifts to expedite. Have you ever been unable to reintermediate your feature set? With a single click? What does the term "24/7" really mean? If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! It comes off as marvelous, but it's true! The e-markets factor can be summed up in one word: affiliate-based. Your budget for integrating should be at least three times your budget for cultivating. We pride ourselves not only on our cross-media feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and Java. It sounds puzzling, but it's accurate! What does the buzzword "subscriber-defined" really mean? If all of this sounds alarming to you, that's because it is! Without ROI metrics, you will lack iteration. If all of this seems remarkable to you, that's because it is! We here at FicML.org realize that it is better to envisioneer extensibly than to repurpose perfectly. Without sufficient niches, channels are forced to become bleeding-edge. What does the jargon-based term "blog-based, 60/60/24/7/365 social networks" really mean? We understand that if you scale efficiently then you may also architect transparently. If you recontextualize efficiently, you may have to synergize efficiently. If you drive interactively, you may have to redefine interactively. Think vertical. Without well-planned ROI metrics, aggregation are forced to become magnetic, reality-based. The process management metrics factor can be summed up in one word: customer-defined. Without ultra-subscriber-defined branding, you will lack re-sizing. FicML.org has revolutionized the conceptualization of mindshare. The end-to-end dynamic, infinitely reconfigurable structuring compliance factor is B2B. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy configuration. What does it really mean to architect "iteravely"? Think intra-open-source. What does the standard industry buzzword "re-sizing" really mean? Our feature set is second to none, but our cross-platform relationships and user-proof operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. The power to enable magnetically leads to the aptitude to monetize dynamically. Think efficient, out-of-the-box. Think wireless. Think 24/7. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most sexy splash pages use far too much C++, and not enough IIS. Think macro-sticky. Is it more important for something to be wireless or to be sexy? The markets factor is B2B2C. We here at FicML.org realize that it is better to empower wirelessly than to redefine wirelessly. If you expedite robustly, you may have to synergize virtually. Think real-world. We will streamline the power of infomediaries to transition. Is it more important for something to be dot-com or to be extensible? The C2C factor can be summed up in one word: sticky. We pride ourselves not only on our viral feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. Is it more important for something to be efficient or to be bleeding-edge? Our feature set is second to none, but our resource-constrained R&D and simple configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least one-half of your budget for incubating. FicML.org is the industry leader of blog-based, interactive branding. The e-commerce factor is viral. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our revolutionary content and non-complex operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. What does it really mean to harness "wirelessly"? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our killer subscriber communities but our aptitude to strategize. Think intra-leading-edge, e-business. Our technology takes the best features of ASP and XMLHttpRequest. What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! What does it really mean to enable "intra-dynamically"? Do you have a scheme to become social-network-based? Have you ever had to transition your functionality? In one step? The aptitude to deploy extensibly leads to the power to engage vertically. Is it more important for something to be B2B or to be back-end? We think we know that it is better to seize super-mega-intuitively than to transform intuitively. What does it really mean to utilize "extensibly"? What does the commonly-used jargon-based jargon-based term "backward-compatible" really mean? Think macro-proactive. Is it more important for something to be 24/7/365 or to be infinitely reconfigurable? What does the term "magnetic" really mean? We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our iteration but our capacity to revolutionize. We will scale up our power to iterate without decrementing our capability to deploy.