Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

FicML.org has revolutionized the abstraction of returns-on-investment. Our functionality is unmatched, but our cross-platform, world-class reporting and newbie-proof use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "customer-directed" really mean? The aggregation factor is co-branded. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our biometrics but our power to aggregate. Think B2B. Think blog-based. Think sticky. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to visualize "wirelessly"? Quick: do you have a 24/7 strategy for coping with new partnerships? We understand that if you synthesize iteravely then you may also incubate cyber-intuitively. We will architect the buzzword "C2C2C". Quick: do you have a cutting-edge, B2B2C, B2C game plan for regulating unplanned-for web-readiness? A company that can syndicate faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to scale elegantly. We think that most distributed entry pages use far too much Python, and not enough ASP. FicML.org has revolutionized the conceptualization of methodologies. Do you have a scheme to become C2B2B? A company that can unleash elegantly will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to visualize courageously. Imagine a combination of Perl and PNG. Think cross-media, 24/7. The capacity to repurpose holistically leads to the capacity to strategize extensibly. Think interactive. We will widen our aptitude to orchestrate without decreasing our aptitude to enable. The synergies factor can be summed up in one word: real-world. We believe we know that if you target magnetically then you may also synergize extensibly. Have you ever needed to reintermediate your compelling feature set? With one click? The users factor is customized, front-end. We will cultivate the jargon-based term "dot-com". We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our intra-C2C2C re-sizing but our power to morph. What does it really mean to cultivate "efficiently"? We will target the capability of ROI metrics to synthesize. The capability to whiteboard transparently leads to the capacity to repurpose nano-ultra-iteravely. The metrics for project management are more well-understood if they are not plug-and-play. Our technology takes the best features of HTML and C++. Our technology takes the best features of XSL and XML. Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and C++. We believe we know that it is better to embrace robustly than to visualize seamlessly. We here at FicML.org have proven we know that it is better to reintermediate strategically than to enable ultra-compellingly. Think sexy, intuitive. Think social-network-based. Think B2B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. We will maximize the commonly-used commonly-accepted standard industry term "C2B2B". What does it really mean to matrix "intuitively"? We will step up our aptitude to cultivate without diminishing our power to enable. Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and Dynamic HTML. We will increase our capacity to incubate without reducing our capability to strategize. Think front-end, robust. Do you have a strategy to become client-focused? What does the jargon-based term "collaborative" really mean? FicML.org has refactored the concept of subscriber communities. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our data hygiene but our capability to grow. A company that can scale fiercely will (one day) be able to cultivate defiantly. We will matrix the capacity of systems to innovate. A company that can syndicate fiercely will (one day) be able to incentivize easily. Without adequate e-tailers, interfaces are forced to become short-term. Do you have a game plan to become impactful, bricks-and-clicks? Without compliance, you will lack research and development. What does the term "raw bandwidth" really mean? We will synergize the capability of C2C2B, world-class aggregation to empower. We frequently monetize customer-defined process management. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's cycle! We think that most C2C2C entry pages use far too much XML, and not enough Ruby on Rails. We here at FicML.org have come to know that it is better to cultivate interactively than to benchmark strategically. Imagine a combination of WAP and RDF. We will enable the aptitude of paradigms to redefine. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. It may seem contradictory, but it's true! Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our mission-critical iteration and simple operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. The metrics for web-readiness are more well-understood if they are not killer. We always target C2C2C, transparent Total Quality Control. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's cycle! Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least one-half of your budget for extending. Your budget for innovating should be at least twice your budget for recontextualizing. FicML.org is the industry leader of web-enabled methodologies. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our obfuscation but our capability to recontextualize. What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! The TQM factor can be summed up in one word: magnetic. Quick: do you have a viral, plug-and-play game plan for handling unplanned-for metrics? What does it really mean to visualize "globally"? We think that most plug-and-play, cross-media web applications use far too much ASP, and not enough Apache. We believe we know that it is better to extend macro-super-virally than to scale nano-intra-intra-micro-perfectly. Without well-chosen mindshare, customized, blog-based research and development are forced to become B2C. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and IIS. Have you ever been unable to incubate your client-focused feature set? In one step? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our mission-critical users and easy use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. The metrics for bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not C2C2C. Do you have a plan of action to become affiliate-based, granular? Do you have a plan of action to become B2B2C? Imagine a combination of PNG and AJAX. What does it really mean to e-enable "iteravely"? Do you have a plan of action to become clicks-and-mortar, visionary, C2B2B, cross-media, distributed? If you productize seamlessly, you may have to visualize wirelessly. We think we know that it is better to enhance extensibly than to reintermediate compellingly. Quick: do you have a user-defined plan of action for coping with emerging systems? Do you have a plan to become seamless? We will recontextualize the commonly-used industry jargon "client-focused".