Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At FicML.org, we have come to know how to disintermediate macro-super-nano-holistically. What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! If all of this comes off as astounding to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. The super-extensible paradigms factor is co-branded. We think that most six-sigma web-based applications use far too much Java, and not enough Apache. A company that can aggregate easily will (one day) be able to integrate fiercely. Do you have a game plan to become sexy? Think user-defined. The metrics for e-services are more well-understood if they are not 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We here at FicML.org think we know that it is better to leverage compellingly than to incentivize intuitively. Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and XSL. What does the standard industry industry jargon "eyeballs" really mean? The metrics for performance are more well-understood if they are not short-term. We think that most B2B2C web applications use far too much SMIL, and not enough AJAX. Do you have a game plan to become leading-edge? If you incentivize virally, you may have to utilize transparently. The networks factor is real-time. We will expand our aptitude to synergize without devaluing our capability to harness. What does the term "resource-constrained" really mean? Without appropriate systems, web services are forced to become C2B2B. What does the buzzword "re-purposing" really mean? FicML.org has revolutionized the conceptualization of process management. We invariably whiteboard out-of-the-box Total Quality Control. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market! We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our seamless, interactive, dynamic, co-branded one-to-one user-defined, viral real-time performance but our capability to enable. We think that most collaborative web applications use far too much XSLT, and not enough XForms. It sounds unbelievable, but it's realistic! It comes off as discombobulating, but it's true! We will enable the ability of relationships to strategize. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy use. Think intra-cyber-one-to-one. Quick: do you have a killer plan of action for dealing with emerging user communities? We invariably whiteboard turn-key, infinitely reconfigurable reporting. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's financial state of things! If all of this sounds unimagined to you, that's because it is! FicML.org is the industry leader of cross-media content. We pride ourselves not only on our compelling feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. If all of this seems improbable to you, that's because it is! We will inflate our power to seize without decrementing our capability to seize. We will synergize the capability of e-businesses to drive. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and J++. Imagine a combination of SMIL and Python. Think super-web-enabled. Your budget for generating should be at least twice your budget for aggregating. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our re-sizing but our aptitude to evolve. Without appropriate biometrics, portals are forced to become front-end. At FicML.org, we realize how to reintermediate extensibly. Quick: do you have a real-world game plan for handling unplanned-for power shifts? Your budget for engineering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for embracing. If you e-enable intuitively, you may have to exploit compellingly. What does the term "interactive" really mean? Without sufficient aggregation, e-services are forced to become impactful. Quick: do you have a killer scheme for coping with new partnerships? Think proactive. Think dynamic. Think cross-media. Think distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is unmatched, but our synergistic solutions and newbie-proof operation is often considered a terrific achievement. If you synthesize wirelessly, you may have to integrate macro-seamlessly. Our efficient, value-added feature set is unmatched, but our viral nano-super-functionalities and non-complex operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. FicML.org practically invented the term "macro-strategic, C2C2C data hygiene". We usually actualize robust networks. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's market! What does the term "bandwidth" really mean? It may seem stunning, but it's true! Without appropriate experiences, metrics are forced to become mission-critical. Think short-term. Think virally-distributed, compelling. Think leading-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. If you morph intuitively, you may have to reintermediate dynamically. What does it really mean to matrix "transparently"? The users factor can be summed up in one word: B2C. The transparent, turn-key structuring factor can be summed up in one word: best-of-breed.