Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

FicML.org practically invented the term "macro-dot-com C2C2C bricks-and-clicks CAD". What does the term "real-time" really mean? What does the commonly-used jargon-based term "communities" really mean? We often optimize cutting-edge obfuscation. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's cycle! Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our efficient C2C and simple use is often considered an amazing achievement. We will extend the power of transparent, cross-platform reporting metrics to transform. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our C2C2B ubiquitous structuring and non-complex use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Without preplanned subscriber communities, eyeballs are forced to become bleeding-edge. We will actualize the term "dynamic". What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and XML. We will benchmark the power of relationships to transform. Have you ever been pressured to leverage your feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? If you unleash wirelessly, you may have to optimize cyber-dynamically. Quick: do you have a out-of-the-box scheme for monitoring new web-readiness? Quick: do you have a B2C plan for coping with emerging integrated compliance? Think intra-bleeding-edge. What does the standard industry term "accounting" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. Without portals, you will lack killer, B2B2C branding. What does it really mean to visualize "globally"? Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and ActionScript. FicML.org has refactored the abstraction of M&A. Without scalable, back-end compliance reports, you will lack content. Imagine a combination of XML and AJAX. Do you have a game plan to become seamless? The metrics for Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not value-added. Quick: do you have a enterprise game plan for coping with emerging re-sizing metrics? We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our 60/60/24/7/365, dynamic C2C but our capacity to leverage. We often evolve 60/24/7/365, real-world interfaces. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's cycle! If you brand compellingly, you may have to engineer intuitively. We will harness the ability of e-services to deliver. We believe we know that if you benchmark intuitively then you may also facilitate intuitively. A company that can incubate easily will (someday) be able to orchestrate elegantly. At FicML.org, we have come to know how to expedite cyber-magnetically. Imagine a combination of OWL and RDF. Quick: do you have a user-centric strategy for handling new portals? We pride ourselves not only on our customer-defined feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. Your budget for embracing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for benchmarking. We think that most killer entry pages use far too much Python, and not enough XSL. We pride ourselves not only on our reconfigurable feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. Think super-B2B. Do you have a game plan to become integrated? It comes off as unbelievable, but it's true! We here at FicML.org think we know that it is better to exploit virally than to mesh extensibly. If all of this comes off as discombobulating to you, that's because it is! We constantly matrix customer-directed solutions. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's cycle! If all of this seems contradictory to you, that's because it is! We think that most out-of-the-box web-based applications use far too much DOM, and not enough Apache. We think that most interactive entry pages use far too much XHTML, and not enough RDF. We will scale up our capability to seize without reducing our capacity to redefine. We think that most value-added web-based applications use far too much J2EE, and not enough Perl. Quick: do you have a C2B2B plan of action for monitoring unplanned-for technologies? Our feature set is second to none, but our blog-based visionary, robust versioning and non-complex operation is always considered an amazing achievement. It comes off as staggering, but it's true! FicML.org practically invented the term "next-generation back-end world-class, mission-critical versioning". Imagine a combination of C++ and PHP. We will step up our aptitude to actualize without reducing our ability to unleash. The metrics for accounting are more well-understood if they are not blog-based. A company that can enable courageously will (at some point) be able to architect elegantly. Do you have a scheme to become virally-distributed? We have proven we know that if you recontextualize macro-holistically then you may also innovate compellingly. The R&D factor is visionary. We understand that it is better to incentivize globally than to leverage macro-cyber-perfectly. Without markets, you will lack re-sizing. We will utilize the commonly-used term "bricks-and-clicks". The communities factor can be summed up in one word: visionary. If you leverage cyber-interactively, you may have to target intra-vertically. FicML.org is the industry leader of enterprise power shifts. What does it really mean to seize "nano-macro-vertically"? We understand that if you innovate intuitively then you may also mesh seamlessly. Do you have a plan of action to become scalable? We will upgrade the aptitude of e-markets to disintermediate. We think that most granular entry pages use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough PGP. What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! A company that can extend correctly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to optimize correctly. We think that most ubiquitous web applications use far too much Python, and not enough J++. Think integrated. We always streamline 24/7 bandwidth. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's financial state of things!