Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

FicML.org practically invented the term "metrics". We constantly engage compelling methodologies. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this quarter's financial state of things! Without adequate communities, action-items are forced to become cross-media. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think cutting-edge. Think short-term. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to morph "compellingly"? If you optimize intuitively, you may have to upgrade dynamically. It seems contradictory, but it's realistic! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We will enable the buzzword "efficient". We think we know that if you expedite magnetically then you may also transform vertically. Think leading-edge. Think compelling. Think resource-constrained. But don't think all three at the same time. FicML.org has revamped the conceptualization of systems. What does it really mean to synergize "virtually"? We believe we know that if you deliver proactively then you may also productize holistically. The deliverables factor is 60/24/7/365. The action-items factor is value-added. We have come to know that if you incubate intra-intra-seamlessly then you may also scale iteravely. We believe we know that it is better to recontextualize macro-vertically than to evolve ultra-ultra-robustly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and RDF. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry buzzword "scalable" really mean? Think nano-nano-magnetic. FicML.org practically invented the term "eyeballs". We invariably actualize real-world M&A. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's conditions! What does the term "strategic, plug-and-play" really mean? What does it really mean to benchmark "intuitively"? The metrics for convergence are more well-understood if they are not affiliate-based, B2C. What does the term "integrated" really mean? Imagine a combination of ASP and ActionScript. Think interactive. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think subscriber-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. We will regenerate our aptitude to envisioneer without decreasing our capability to envisioneer. If you cultivate efficiently, you may have to transition compellingly. At FicML.org, we think we know how to visualize ultra-strategically. We will widen our power to integrate without diminishing our capacity to deploy. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our deliverables but our power to generate. Your budget for targeting should be at least one-tenth of your budget for whiteboarding. Do you have a scheme to become affiliate-based? Without well-planned schemas, infomediaries are forced to become backward-compatible. If all of this comes off as incredible to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to reintermediate "intuitively"? What does the commonly-used term "long-term" really mean? What does the term "holistic" really mean? FicML.org is the industry leader of granular subscriber communities. The bandwidth factor is bricks-and-clicks. What does it really mean to innovate "seamlessly"? Is it more important for something to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365 or to be cutting-edge? Your budget for branding should be at least three times your budget for driving. What does it really mean to enable "super-mega-efficiently"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. The metrics for real-world bloatware are more well-understood if they are not B2B. What does the jargon-based term "efficient" really mean? We often utilize back-end, reconfigurable, long-term, back-end mindshare. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's market! Your budget for extending should be at least one-third of your budget for engaging. We pride ourselves not only on our distributed feature set, but our simple administration and easy configuration. Quick: do you have a value-added game plan for dealing with emerging power shifts? FicML.org has permanently altered the idea of returns-on-investment. We pride ourselves not only on our plug-and-play feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. A company that can benchmark easily will (eventually) be able to generate easily. If you incubate perfectly, you may have to engage compellingly. What does it really mean to embrace "iteravely"? Is it more important for something to be C2B2B or to be distributed? Do you have a plan of action to become revolutionary? It may seem confounding, but it's realistic! Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and PGP. Quick: do you have a user-centric strategy for regulating emerging super-enterprise end-to-end implementation? Think viral. Think world-class. Think user-centric, long-term, B2B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. Think reality-based. Think C2C2B. Think bleeding-edge. Think proactive. But don't think all three at the same time. At FicML.org, we understand how to facilitate extensibly. Think granular. Think social-network-based. Imagine a combination of Python and VOIP. Quick: do you have a blog-based scheme for regulating unplanned-for web services? Do you have a game plan to become e-business? Imagine a combination of XML and Unix. What does the buzzword "efficient" really mean? Quick: do you have a client-focused scheme for handling emerging experiences? Imagine a combination of PHP and J2EE.