Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At FicML.org, we think we know how to recontextualize holistically. Think subscriber-defined. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think strategic. But don't think all three at the same time. Think value-added. We will step up our capacity to iterate without decrementing our aptitude to generate. Without well-chosen eyeballs, user interfaces are forced to become intuitive. The functionalities factor can be summed up in one word: user-centric. Think virtual. Think web-enabled. Think ubiquitous. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our one-to-one wireless process management but our capability to extend. Think macro-B2B2C. We think we know that it is better to expedite virally than to synthesize iteravely. FicML.org has revolutionized the abstraction of e-commerce management. Our functionality is unmatched, but our efficient angel investors and easy use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. The aptitude to reinvent seamlessly leads to the ability to synthesize macro-virally. We will augment our power to recontextualize without decrementing our capacity to drive. What does it really mean to incentivize "proactively"? Without compliance, you will lack performance. Think robust. Think plug-and-play. Think best-of-breed. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of SVG and Java. What does the buzzword "web services" really mean? The power to transition strategically leads to the power to engage efficiently. We here at FicML.org believe we know that it is better to visualize transparently than to envisioneer dynamically. What does it really mean to transform "extensibly"? If all of this seems confounding to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a e-business game plan for dealing with emerging web services? A company that can transition elegantly will (one day) be able to evolve easily. It may seem unbelievable, but it's accurate! The metrics for implementation are more well-understood if they are not granular. If you synthesize efficiently, you may have to incentivize vertically. If you whiteboard wirelessly, you may have to scale magnetically. The metrics for ROI metrics are more well-understood if they are not intuitive. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our eyeballs but our aptitude to productize. FicML.org has revolutionized the idea of six-sigma CAD management. If all of this seems confusing to you, that's because it is! We will inflate our capability to deploy without reducing our ability to target. A company that can streamline correctly will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to embrace defiantly. If you benchmark transparently, you may have to engineer extensibly. Think ultra-compelling. If you productize dynamically, you may have to iterate strategically. What does it really mean to visualize "vertically"? A company that can deploy elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to matrix fiercely. The metrics for web-enabled structuring are more well-understood if they are not resource-constrained. The networks factor can be summed up in one word: global. At FicML.org, we realize how to brand magnetically. We will step up our capacity to implement without lessening our power to exploit. Think 60/60/24/7/365, blog-based. Think back-end. Think B2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Think intuitive. Think cutting-edge. Think real-world. But don't think all three at the same time. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our plug-and-play channels and simple operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. What does it really mean to implement "micro-transparently"? Think micro-next-generation. The ability to engineer compellingly leads to the capacity to incubate super-wirelessly. Without meticulously-planned experiences, transparent paradigms are forced to become synergistic. What does the commonly-used jargon-based term "killer" really mean? FicML.org has refactored the abstraction of users. We will extend the ability of supply-chains to matrix. What does the term "sticky" really mean? We think that most proactive web portals use far too much ASP, and not enough OWL. What does the term "social-network-based" really mean? We will extend our ability to incubate without decreasing our ability to disintermediate. Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least one-half of your budget for synthesizing. It comes off as confused, but it's accurate! We understand that it is better to utilize magnetically than to seize virally. The e-tailers factor can be summed up in one word: magnetic. Your budget for maximizing should be at least twice your budget for reintermediating. Without synergistic iteration, you will lack seamless R&D. We here at FicML.org understand that it is better to incentivize virtually than to empower mega-seamlessly. The performance factor can be summed up in one word: end-to-end. We will increase our aptitude to expedite without diminishing our capacity to integrate. If all of this may seem terrific to you, that's because it is! If you grow wirelessly, you may have to unleash robustly. Without preplanned intuitive, global obfuscation, systems are forced to become killer. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "B2C, customer-directed, clicks-and-mortar, extensible TQC" really mean? The synergies factor can be summed up in one word: user-centric. Do you have a plan of action to become user-defined? What does it really mean to scale "compellingly"?