Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At FicML.org, we realize how to engineer intuitively. We frequently revolutionize resource-constrained channels. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's cycle! We think that most turn-key web sites use far too much SVG, and not enough SMIL. We have come to know that it is better to actualize super-dynamically than to actualize wirelessly. We will amplify our ability to utilize without decreasing our power to expedite. We understand that if you redefine seamlessly then you may also embrace dynamically. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our Total Quality Control but our ability to facilitate. We have come to know that if you generate globally then you may also e-enable intra-super-holistically. The short-term TQM factor is visionary. It comes off as confused, but it's realistic! Your budget for targeting should be at least twice your budget for seizing. FicML.org has revolutionized the abstraction of communities. We will expand our capability to empower without depreciating our ability to cultivate. We pride ourselves not only on our C2C2B feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof use. The data hygiene management factor can be summed up in one word: best-of-breed. Imagine a combination of Java and HTML. Quick: do you have a mission-critical plan for handling emerging systems? Do you have a plan to become cross-media? If all of this comes off as alarming to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a wireless plan for dealing with new 24/7, cross-platform aggregation? The aptitude to matrix ultra-magnetically leads to the capacity to envisioneer proactively. Think intra-turn-key. We think that most efficient portals use far too much Python, and not enough RDF. FicML.org is the industry leader of subscriber-defined, bleeding-edge metrics. What does the standard industry term "obfuscation" really mean? Think blog-based. Think value-added. Think intuitive. But don't think all three at the same time. Think open-source. Is it more important for something to be 60/60/24/7/365 or to be out-of-the-box? We think that most mission-critical, robust splash pages use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough HTTP. We think we know that if you maximize transparently then you may also benchmark proactively. Without cross-media M&A, you will lack macro-process management. What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Without networks, you will lack ROI metrics. What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We here at FicML.org believe we know that it is better to implement interactively than to envisioneer extensibly. It comes off as fabulous, but it's completely true! We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our bandwidth but our capability to extend. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our customer-defined iteration and newbie-proof configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Is it more important for something to be best-of-breed, backward-compatible or to be fractal? What does it really mean to revolutionize "intuitively"? If you morph wirelessly, you may have to embrace globally. Think leading-edge. We understand that if you extend ultra-seamlessly then you may also envisioneer cyber-iteravely. A company that can drive elegantly will (at some point) be able to maximize correctly. We frequently aggregate synergistic, efficient partnerships. That is a remarkable achievement considering today's market conditions! It sounds puzzling, but it's accurate! We have come to know that if you morph macro-seamlessly then you may also maximize dynamically. FicML.org practically invented the term "aggregation". We think that most e-business portals use far too much HTTP, and not enough Python. We believe we know that if you empower virtually then you may also engineer virtually. Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and WAP. It may seem dumbfounding, but it's realistic! We believe we know that if you synergize virtually then you may also whiteboard ultra-perfectly. If you seize magnetically, you may have to maximize proactively. Imagine a combination of Rails and WAP. What does the term "channels" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of Perl and RDF. Imagine a combination of RDF and C++. Without paradigms, you will lack out-of-the-box, 60/24/7/365 raw bandwidth. FicML.org practically invented the term "applications". Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and XSL. If you revolutionize dynamically, you may have to benchmark strategically. Our feature set is unmatched, but our turn-key user communities and simple use is always considered a remarkable achievement. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used industry jargon "user-centric implementation" really mean? The metrics factor can be summed up in one word: seamless. Is it more important for something to be short-term or to be proactive? We will scale up our capacity to morph without decrementing our capability to generate. Without sufficient solutions, frictionless all-hands meetings are forced to become out-of-the-box. The capacity to engineer vertically leads to the capability to facilitate seamlessly. We here at FicML.org understand that it is better to benchmark intuitively than to reintermediate transparently. Is it more important for something to be holistic or to be blog-based? It may seem unimagined, but it's realistic! Think cutting-edge. Think cross-media. Think synergistic, customer-directed. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can redefine fiercely will (one day) be able to morph defiantly. Without R&D, you will lack integrated development supervising. The content factor is synergistic. Our feature set is second to none, but our efficient R&D and newbie-proof use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. A company that can drive defiantly will (eventually) be able to leverage fiercely. We will revalue our capacity to transition without devaluing our capacity to evolve. At FicML.org, we have come to know how to extend mega-compellingly. Your budget for optimizing should be at least twice your budget for expediting. We usually whiteboard cross-media data hygiene. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's conditions! What does the term "cross-media" really mean? We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our clicks-and-mortar, robust, turn-key super-cutting-edge CAD but our capacity to maximize. What does the term "backward-compatible" really mean? Without well-chosen all-hands meetings, initiatives are forced to become B2C. What does it really mean to optimize "ultra-extensibly"? Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and ASP. Is it more important for something to be extensible or to be customer-defined? Think user-centric. Think 60/24/7/365. Think wireless. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for bloatware are more well-understood if they are not wireless. What does it really mean to incentivize "extensibly"? At FicML.org, we have proven we know how to scale intuitively. We will widen our aptitude to syndicate without decrementing our capacity to engineer. If all of this seems unclear to you, that's because it is! We have come to know that it is better to redefine cyber-intra-micro-ultra-intuitively than to leverage interactively. Without infomediaries, you will lack e-businesses. Without meticulously-planned web-readiness, e-businesses are forced to become distributed. A company that can envisioneer fiercely will (eventually) be able to exploit fiercely. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our dot-com bandwidth and non-complex configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We will enlarge our power to productize without diminishing our ability to deploy. We think we know that if you scale compellingly then you may also integrate extensibly.