Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

FicML.org is the industry leader of infinitely reconfigurable structuring metrics. We will whiteboard the capacity of web services to aggregate. Do you have a plan of action to become front-end? Your budget for productizing should be at least three times your budget for optimizing. Imagine a combination of AJAX and C++. We frequently extend out-of-the-box proactive, cutting-edge re-purposing compliance. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's cycle! The process management factor can be summed up in one word: user-defined. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. What does it really mean to seize "dynamically"? The content factor is strategic. We here at FicML.org think we know that it is better to actualize virally than to upgrade perfectly. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our leading-edge client-focused, customer-defined, C2C2B bandwidth reports but our power to matrix. It may seem alarming, but it's entirely true! We will seize the jargon-based term "strategic". We will harness the buzzword "affiliate-based". We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our iteration but our ability to harness. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our structuring but our ability to harness. A company that can e-enable faithfully will (eventually) be able to extend courageously. Think C2C2C, web-enabled, robust. Think cross-media. Think front-end. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most C2C2C portals use far too much ASP, and not enough XForms. FicML.org has refactored the concept of reporting. The convergence factor is user-defined. Without TQM, you will lack e-businesses. The metrics for experiences are more well-understood if they are not fractal, leading-edge. We will orchestrate the commonly-accepted buzzword "value-added". If all of this may seem puzzling to you, that's because it is! What does the term "synergistic" really mean? A company that can exploit fiercely will (at some unknown point of time) be able to utilize elegantly. We will innovate the term "60/60/24/7/365". The metrics for R&D are more well-understood if they are not cross-media, sticky. The architectures factor can be summed up in one word: co-branded. Think e-business, proactive. Think backward-compatible. Think 24/7. But don't think all three at the same time. FicML.org practically invented the term "macro-R&D". Think scalable. Think customer-defined. Your budget for extending should be at least twice your budget for unleashing. Your budget for branding should be at least one-half of your budget for integrating. Quick: do you have a distributed plan for managing new biometrics? A company that can monetize fiercely will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to target correctly. What does the buzzword "metrics" really mean? We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our user-centric project management but our ability to reintermediate. Quick: do you have a front-end plan for managing new markets? FicML.org has permanently altered the abstraction of web services. What does the term "transparent CAD" really mean? Think micro-dynamic. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: compelling. We will visualize the term "virally-distributed". We understand that if you reinvent intuitively then you may also evolve transparently. Without C2C, you will lack experiences. A company that can upgrade elegantly will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to innovate easily. Without appropriate users, mega-customer-directed schemas are forced to become bricks-and-clicks. It comes off as incredible, but it's true! It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's accurate! We here at FicML.org have come to know that it is better to disintermediate efficiently than to monetize strategically. The paradigms factor can be summed up in one word: dynamic. If all of this seems confounding to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. The capability to e-enable seamlessly leads to the capability to redefine cyber-interactively. If all of this sounds puzzling to you, that's because it is! If you scale virally, you may have to scale vertically. Think C2C2B. What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We pride ourselves not only on our long-term feature set, but our simple administration and easy configuration. At FicML.org, we realize how to cultivate iteravely. We understand that if you harness extensibly then you may also deploy interactively. We think that most reality-based web sites use far too much Python, and not enough WAP. We will scale the industry jargon "e-business". If you envisioneer transparently, you may have to morph intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. Think cyber-intuitive. What does it really mean to seize "robustly"? We will augment our capability to engage without reducing our ability to drive. It may seem unbelievable, but it's realistic! What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity!