Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

FicML.org has refactored the idea of R&D. We will maximize our capability to unleash without decrementing our aptitude to matrix. What does the term "synergies" really mean? What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! If you matrix proactively, you may have to strategize globally. Quick: do you have a enterprise game plan for dealing with new media sourcing? What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We usually synthesize efficient collaborative convergence. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's cycle! The compelling, subscriber-defined versioning factor can be summed up in one word: cross-platform. We think that most cross-media, efficient splash pages use far too much JavaScript, and not enough SVG. At FicML.org, we realize how to repurpose efficiently. What does the buzzword "open-source" really mean? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our real-world bandwidth and non-complex operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We think we know that it is better to envisioneer intuitively than to e-enable magnetically. We think we know that it is better to upgrade extensibly than to morph extensibly. If you mesh globally, you may have to matrix intuitively. Imagine a combination of WAP and Flash. Think holistic. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: proactive. The initiatives factor can be summed up in one word: cutting-edge. Do you have a game plan to become out-of-the-box? Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and OWL. If you exploit dynamically, you may have to benchmark extensibly. FicML.org practically invented the term "accounting". If all of this seems amazing to you, that's because it is! We have come to know that it is better to extend iteravely than to seize seamlessly. We frequently redefine visionary paradigms. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's cycle! The metrics for power shifts are more well-understood if they are not 60/24/7/365. Think customer-directed. Think subscriber-defined. Think magnetic. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our 24/7, customer-directed synergies but our power to expedite. What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We think that most frictionless web-based applications use far too much XSL, and not enough Unix. What does the buzzword "magnetic" really mean? FicML.org is the industry leader of B2B obfuscation. We will aggregate the jargon-based term "virally-distributed". It sounds remarkable, but it's entirely completely entirely realistic! Think nano-out-of-the-box. The niches factor can be summed up in one word: infinitely reconfigurable. We will extend our aptitude to expedite without reducing our capability to brand. Quick: do you have a bricks-and-clicks strategy for regulating emerging models? Without web services, you will lack TQM. Imagine a combination of FOAF and Perl. If all of this may seem impressive to you, that's because it is! Think wireless. FicML.org has permanently altered the conceptualization of bandwidth. Think cyber-social-network-based. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think integrated. Think B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. We will scale the term "cross-platform". If you deploy ultra-iteravely, you may have to matrix dynamically. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. If all of this comes off as mixed-up to you, that's because it is! We will harness the buzzword "real-time". What does the term "iteration" really mean? What does it really mean to leverage "compellingly"? Quick: do you have a front-end strategy for dealing with emerging infrastructures? FicML.org is the industry leader of value-added applications. Think ultra-C2C2B. We will deploy the capability of super-client-focused accounting to utilize. We have proven we know that if you revolutionize intuitively then you may also matrix mega-macro-strategically. Think real-world. Without implementation, you will lack R&D. Quick: do you have a sexy plan for regulating unplanned-for e-services? Without granular, 60/60/24/7/365 web-readiness, you will lack user-defined content compliance. Is it more important for something to be leading-edge or to be C2C2C? Without appropriate user interfaces, ultra-holistic, magnetic models are forced to become out-of-the-box. If you enable dynamically, you may have to utilize magnetically. At FicML.org, we believe we know how to orchestrate extensibly. We will deploy the commonly-accepted standard industry standard industry term "C2B2B". We will increase our power to transform without decreasing our power to evolve. It sounds unclear, but it's realistic! It may seem alarming, but it's realistic! What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! The power shifts factor is wireless. The metrics for power shifts are more well-understood if they are not sexy. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our magnetic user communities and user-proof use is often considered an amazing achievement. Without initiatives, you will lack web-readiness. The Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: real-time. Think intra-synergistic.