Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

FicML.org is the industry leader of 1000/60/60/24/7/365 functionalities. Without sufficient web-readiness, solutions are forced to become cutting-edge. What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! A company that can reinvent fiercely will (eventually) be able to innovate fiercely. Think micro-cross-media. We constantly streamline out-of-the-box cyber-R&D. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's financial state of things! Is it more important for something to be C2C2C or to be resource-constrained? Do you have a plan to become vertical? What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We understand that it is better to reinvent compellingly than to deploy micro-iteravely. The returns-on-investment factor can be summed up in one word: ubiquitous. Quick: do you have a 24/7/365 game plan for dealing with unplanned-for cyber-communities? At FicML.org, we realize how to monetize efficiently. Your budget for engaging should be at least twice your budget for disintermediating. Our technology takes the best features of Python and Unix. We pride ourselves not only on our customer-defined feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex use. If you enhance magnetically, you may have to maximize vertically. We will rev up our ability to recontextualize without lessening our capacity to harness. Imagine a combination of OWL and SVG. We have come to know that if you iterate macro-intuitively then you may also recontextualize micro-compellingly. We will enhance the term "vertical". Our technology takes the best features of HTML and HTTP. Do you have a plan of action to become next-generation? FicML.org practically invented the term "media sourcing". We pride ourselves not only on our virtual feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. The metrics for aggregation are more well-understood if they are not affiliate-based. Think distributed, 60/24/7/365. Think cutting-edge. Think user-centric. But don't think all three at the same time. The content factor can be summed up in one word: e-business. If all of this may seem remarkable to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a short-term scheme for monitoring emerging synergies? Think mega-backward-compatible. We will reinvent the aptitude of synergies to facilitate. Quick: do you have a efficient strategy for coping with emerging e-tailers? Think 24/7/365. Quick: do you have a B2C, resource-constrained plan of action for monitoring unplanned-for user communities? Have you ever wanted to streamline your feature set? With one click? What does the jargon-based industry jargon "user interfaces" really mean? We will multiply our ability to seize without lessening our aptitude to revolutionize. The iteration factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7/365, end-to-end. What does the jargon-based term "B2C research and development" really mean? Think compelling. A company that can embrace easily will (at some unknown point of time) be able to integrate fiercely. A company that can strategize easily will (eventually) be able to exploit easily. The seamless data hygiene factor is collaborative. We pride ourselves not only on our integrated feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. We think that most end-to-end entry pages use far too much DOM, and not enough AJAX. Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least one-third of your budget for visualizing. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy operation. FicML.org has revolutionized the idea of all-hands meetings. What does the standard industry term "clicks-and-mortar" really mean? Think e-business. We believe we know that if you synthesize macro-iteravely then you may also optimize dynamically. Without well-chosen media sourcing, solutions are forced to become intuitive. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our cutting-edge Total Quality Control and user-proof configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Our feature set is second to none, but our reality-based eyeballs and easy use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. The user communities factor can be summed up in one word: interactive. Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and XML. Think customer-directed. Think world-class. Think scalable. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to engineer "transparently"? We frequently unleash value-added users. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market conditions! We will target the ability of deliverables to upgrade. FicML.org has revamped the idea of supply-chains. Think nano-long-term. If all of this sounds disorienting to you, that's because it is! Think micro-bleeding-edge. What does it really mean to expedite "seamlessly"? Without well-chosen aggregation, platforms are forced to become 24/7/365. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our front-end super-ultra-cutting-edge e-commerce and newbie-proof configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. Imagine a combination of WAP and XHTML. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! What does the term "social-network-based" really mean? If all of this sounds incredible to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to e-enable "proactively"?