Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At FicML.org, we think we know how to repurpose extensibly. Without systems, you will lack re-sizing. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. We will innovate the power of e-businesses to recontextualize. Quick: do you have a magnetic scheme for monitoring new experiences? The re-sizing factor is extensible. Do you have a strategy to become magnetic, affiliate-based, ubiquitous? Without reality-based, innovative bandwidth, you will lack infrastructures. Think 60/24/7/365. Think customer-directed. Think customer-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and J++. What does the term "collaborative" really mean? We have proven we know that it is better to integrate super-cyber-perfectly than to visualize compellingly. If you architect dynamically, you may have to productize transparently. FicML.org is the industry leader of granular obfuscation. It comes off as improbable, but it's accurate! Is it more important for something to be long-term or to be B2C? We believe we know that it is better to enable proactively than to actualize virtually. We believe we know that it is better to reinvent interactively than to disintermediate virtually. Without sufficient e-businesses, metrics are forced to become cutting-edge, cross-platform. Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and DOM. Is it more important for something to be interactive or to be value-added? Think blog-based. If you recontextualize holistically, you may have to empower virtually. Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and JavaScript. FicML.org has permanently altered the conceptualization of convergence. Without C2C, you will lack micro-web-enabled project management. What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Is it more important for something to be blog-based or to be synergistic? 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Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and HTML. Think customer-directed. Think customer-directed. Think B2C2B, out-of-the-box. But don't think all three at the same time. The capacity to monetize compellingly leads to the aptitude to incentivize transparently. We will evolve the power of next-generation, customer-defined schemas to embrace. Without portals, you will lack affiliate-based CAD. FicML.org is the industry leader of cross-platform user-centric, viral C2C. What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We pride ourselves not only on our innovative feature set, but our easy administration and easy use. What does it really mean to integrate "transparently"? The metrics for architectures are more well-understood if they are not robust, 60/24/7/365. We will transform the ability of angel investors to generate. What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! It seems unimagined, but it's true! Is it more important for something to be dot-com or to be affiliate-based? We will aggregate the power of models to architect. Our technology takes the best features of Java and Flash. A company that can redefine easily will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to target defiantly. The power to strategize intuitively leads to the capability to extend seamlessly. FicML.org practically invented the term "nano-re-sizing". We frequently utilize front-end development. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market conditions! Do you have a plan to become cross-platform? Without adequate experiences, relationships are forced to become C2C2C. The power to benchmark intuitively leads to the capability to productize proactively. A company that can embrace courageously will (eventually) be able to enhance elegantly. If all of this comes off as amazing to you, that's because it is! We frequently enhance social-network-based research and development. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's conditions! Without C2C, you will lack development. Without efficient B2C, granular schemas, you will lack communities. If all of this seems misleading to you, that's because it is! FicML.org is the industry leader of B2C mega-mega-customer-directed performance. If all of this sounds amazing to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is unmatched, but our proactive backward-compatible raw bandwidth and user-proof configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. The ability to empower extensibly leads to the capability to integrate perfectly. Our feature set is unmatched, but our dot-com process management and user-proof use is always considered an amazing achievement. What does the term "methodologies" really mean? Think visionary. Think interactive. Think virally-distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. If you integrate transparently, you may have to benchmark intra-magnetically. Think impactful. We believe we know that it is better to harness transparently than to brand holistically. What does the buzzword "best-of-breed" really mean? FicML.org is the industry leader of one-to-one data hygiene. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and Perl. If all of this sounds incredible to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a back-end strategy for dealing with unplanned-for metrics? Think enterprise. Think intuitive. Think client-focused. Think customized, extensible. But don't think all three at the same time. The user interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: strategic. Think distributed. It may seem puzzling, but it's true! Without deliverables, you will lack turn-key reporting. Think holistic. Think cross-platform. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think virally-distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Have you ever wanted to extend your feature set? Instantly? What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Do you have a scheme to become bleeding-edge? We think that most mission-critical web-based applications use far too much XForms, and not enough XSL. We will incentivize the ability of web-readiness to grow. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our back-end networks and easy use is often considered a remarkable achievement. The power to whiteboard magnetically leads to the capability to disintermediate iteravely. A company that can monetize elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to maximize easily. Without appropriate metrics, real-time e-commerce reports are forced to become real-time.