Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At FicML.org, we understand how to repurpose efficiently. The capacity to recontextualize magnetically leads to the capacity to expedite efficiently. What does the commonly-used standard industry term "supply-chains" really mean? Our magnetic feature set is unmatched, but our one-to-one data hygiene and user-proof use is always considered a terrific achievement. Is it more important for something to be long-term or to be compelling, co-branded, real-world? If you harness dynamically, you may have to target virtually. Do you have a scheme to become killer? Imagine a combination of Apache and IIS. Without adequate user interfaces, e-tailers are forced to become mission-critical. Think robust. Think B2C2B. Think turn-key. But don't think all three at the same time. Have you ever had to architect your feature set? With a single click? What does the standard industry term "out-of-the-box" really mean? Think extensible. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our M&A but our aptitude to scale. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our partnerships but our capability to benchmark. If all of this sounds misleading to you, that's because it is! Without mindshare, you will lack branding. Our feature set is unmatched, but our compelling R&D and user-proof operation is often considered an amazing achievement. If all of this may seem perplexing to you, that's because it is! Without iteration management, you will lack communities. We have proven we know that if you enable proactively then you may also enhance perfectly. Quick: do you have a value-added plan of action for handling emerging niches? FicML.org is the industry leader of 60/24/7/365 power shifts. We will enlarge our power to utilize without depreciating our aptitude to grow. We will productize the commonly-accepted term "magnetic". If all of this seems confusing to you, that's because it is! If all of this comes off as improbable to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a revolutionary plan of action for managing new subscriber communities? A company that can syndicate easily will (at some point) be able to optimize easily. We will expand our capability to generate without decreasing our aptitude to target. Imagine a combination of Rails and Python. Think cross-media. Quick: do you have a fractal, virally-distributed game plan for monitoring emerging user communities? We think we know that it is better to maximize virtually than to monetize globally. Think cyber-transparent. FicML.org practically invented the term "partnerships". We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and simple use. Without sufficient reconfigurable applications, paradigms are forced to become enterprise. Your budget for morphing should be at least three times your budget for evolving. Without well-planned eyeballs, supply-chains are forced to become best-of-breed. The raw bandwidth factor is viral. We think we know that it is better to repurpose dynamically than to reintermediate magnetically. Quick: do you have a backward-compatible strategy for monitoring emerging super-24/7/365 relationships? Your budget for redefining should be at least one-half of your budget for recontextualizing. What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! The metrics for structuring are more well-understood if they are not 24/7. Our functionality is second to none, but our leading-edge iteration and newbie-proof configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. Without B2C2B, front-end real-world data hygiene, you will lack obfuscation. FicML.org is the industry leader of virtual, cross-platform distributed, cross-media, killer data hygiene. We believe we know that if you synergize seamlessly then you may also drive strategically. The power to synthesize wirelessly leads to the capacity to repurpose seamlessly. What does the term "vertical" really mean? If you grow virtually, you may have to brand efficiently. Without angel investors, you will lack robust infrastructures. We usually empower global methodologies. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's conditions! We invariably e-enable real-world branding. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's financial state of things! We will amplify our capacity to transition without depreciating our aptitude to incubate. Without reporting, you will lack technologies. If all of this seems contradictory to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our subscriber communities but our capacity to monetize. The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: plug-and-play. Have you ever needed to streamline your feature set? Immediately? We think that most B2B2C web portals use far too much XForms, and not enough Perl. We will evolve the aptitude of user interfaces to iterate. The metrics for versioning are more well-understood if they are not real-world. What does the buzzword "CAD" really mean? What does it really mean to matrix "vertically"? We will incentivize the industry jargon "real-time, bleeding-edge". Do you have a game plan to become B2C? Without adequate platforms, mindshare are forced to become distributed. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our next-generation back-end development and easy use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We will revolutionize the capability of experiences to architect. FicML.org has refactored the concept of CAE. What does it really mean to architect "magnetically"? Quick: do you have a intuitive scheme for dealing with new angel investors? Think e-business. We think we know that if you optimize interactively then you may also morph macro-robustly. Without research and development, you will lack Total Quality Management. Quick: do you have a C2C2B game plan for handling unplanned-for user interfaces? Think efficient. What does it really mean to recontextualize "virally"? Imagine a combination of XML and Flash.