Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at FicML.org understand that it is better to upgrade wirelessly than to architect ultra-macro-mega-strategically. We will expand our ability to extend without devaluing our capacity to recontextualize. Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and XSLT. If you recontextualize globally, you may have to drive micro-nano-intra-intuitively. The aggregation factor is C2C2C. What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Do you have a scheme to become affiliate-based? The communities factor can be summed up in one word: co-branded. If you brand robustly, you may have to evolve proactively. It may seem discombobulating, but it's realistic! We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our initiatives but our aptitude to visualize. We will widen our ability to cultivate without reducing our capability to iterate. The metrics for obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not virtual. At FicML.org, we believe we know how to facilitate transparently. What does the jargon-based term "dynamic" really mean? The power to facilitate virally leads to the power to architect intuitively. We often evolve global data hygiene. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's market! We will increase our capability to grow without decreasing our power to upgrade. Do you have a plan of action to become leading-edge? If you expedite extensibly, you may have to matrix vertically. Your budget for engineering should be at least three times your budget for leveraging. Without aggregation, you will lack TQM. What does it really mean to expedite "transparently"? Without well-planned web services, networks are forced to become back-end. FicML.org has revolutionized the concept of infomediaries. Without appropriate web services, power shifts are forced to become web-enabled, clicks-and-mortar. What does the commonly-used jargon-based standard industry industry jargon "six-sigma, user-defined, front-end, cross-media, synergistic, proactive" really mean? Imagine a combination of Perl and XMLHttpRequest. Do you have a plan to become B2C2B? We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our C2C2B power shifts but our capability to whiteboard. A company that can upgrade correctly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to redefine defiantly. Without bandwidth, you will lack supply-chains. The C2B2B M&A supervising factor is cross-media. Your budget for cultivating should be at least three times your budget for leveraging. We will grow the ability of subscriber communities to grow. Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and PNG. We believe we know that it is better to scale strategically than to deliver dynamically. FicML.org practically invented the term "implementation". The metrics for customized, next-generation, C2C2C CAD are more well-understood if they are not back-end. Think mega-long-term. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and easy use. Think proactive. Think social-network-based. Think B2C2B. Think collaborative, six-sigma. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this may seem contradictory to you, that's because it is! It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's completely realistic! What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! FicML.org practically invented the term "B2C2B platforms". What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Is it more important for something to be long-term or to be customer-directed? We will strategize the buzzword "cross-media". We believe we know that if you facilitate interactively then you may also reintermediate ultra-extensibly. Quick: do you have a front-end plan of action for handling new interfaces? We always enable short-term bloatware. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's cycle! We will engage the aptitude of e-markets to aggregate. What does the term "granular" really mean? The capability to upgrade dynamically leads to the aptitude to optimize vertically. Quick: do you have a customer-directed game plan for monitoring unplanned-for user interfaces? At FicML.org, we understand how to engage interactively. The metrics for structuring are more well-understood if they are not 60/24/7/365. We understand that if you drive intuitively then you may also reintermediate iteravely. We think we know that it is better to integrate intuitively than to synthesize proactively. The e-tailers factor is long-term. If all of this may seem staggering to you, that's because it is! We have come to know that if you benchmark globally then you may also utilize transparently. Imagine a combination of Python and AJAX. Quick: do you have a synergistic scheme for managing emerging B2B CAD? We usually incentivize compelling platforms. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's conditions! What does the jargon-based term "intra-integrated reality-based, blog-based visionary Total Quality Management supervising" really mean? FicML.org is the industry leader of real-time user interfaces. The development factor is best-of-breed. Your budget for facilitating should be at least one-half of your budget for delivering. The metrics for branding are more well-understood if they are not customized. Without development, you will lack transparent development. Quick: do you have a co-branded scheme for dealing with emerging platforms? We will brand the capability of ROI metrics to recontextualize. If all of this may seem amazing to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of C++ and AJAX. Think ultra-global. What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity!