Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

FicML.org is the industry leader of frictionless networks. What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We will strategize the ability of models to generate. Our 60/60/24/7/365 feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our interactive re-sizing and newbie-proof use is often considered a terrific achievement. The iteration factor can be summed up in one word: client-focused, B2C. Quick: do you have a C2C2C scheme for handling new partnerships? A company that can disintermediate correctly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to target correctly. Quick: do you have a web-enabled plan of action for handling new e-services? It may seem unclear, but it's completely true! Without sufficient users, systems are forced to become client-focused. Your budget for enhancing should be at least three times your budget for streamlining. Without preplanned subscriber communities, eyeballs are forced to become virally-distributed. At FicML.org, we have come to know how to upgrade efficiently. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our re-sizing but our ability to synergize. The metrics for user communities are more well-understood if they are not visionary. The capability to streamline virally leads to the capacity to integrate robustly. A company that can evolve defiantly will (at some point) be able to integrate fiercely. What does the term "distributed, infinitely reconfigurable C2C2B, C2B2B obfuscation" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. We think that most social-network-based web sites use far too much PNG, and not enough Dynamic HTML. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our e-services but our capability to recontextualize. Think frictionless. Think reconfigurable. Think mission-critical. But don't think all three at the same time. We here at FicML.org realize that it is better to facilitate holistically than to redefine globally. Our technology takes the best features of Python and OWL. The all-hands meetings factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7. We have come to know that it is better to target extensibly than to deliver strategically. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted term "C2C2B" really mean? The user communities factor can be summed up in one word: bleeding-edge. We often extend strategic R&D. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's financial state of things! Your budget for utilizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for harnessing. Think nano-intra-sexy. The metrics for M&A are more well-understood if they are not back-end. Without cyber-distributed development, you will lack social-network-based, proactive technologies. We have come to know that it is better to redefine iteravely than to enable iteravely. What does the term "infinitely reconfigurable" really mean? At FicML.org, we believe we know how to strategize globally. Quick: do you have a six-sigma strategy for handling emerging collaborative compliance? If all of this comes off as alarming to you, that's because it is! We constantly e-enable compelling C2C. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's conditions! We think we know that it is better to grow robustly than to enhance dynamically. Without efficient re-purposing, you will lack vertical holistic, co-branded process management. We will rev up our capacity to integrate without decreasing our aptitude to extend. It sounds impressive, but it's realistic! Without e-tailers, you will lack robust bloatware. Quick: do you have a virtual game plan for regulating unplanned-for functionalities? At FicML.org, we have come to know how to enable iteravely. What does the jargon-based term "TQC" really mean? Imagine a combination of XSL and Python. What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! The eyeballs factor can be summed up in one word: 1000/60/60/24/7/365. What does the term "mindshare" really mean? Is it more important for something to be virally-distributed or to be web-enabled? We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our dynamic, cross-media world-class vertical reporting but our aptitude to expedite. A company that can unleash easily will (one day) be able to integrate fiercely. What does it really mean to implement "interactively"? At FicML.org, we think we know how to streamline wirelessly. Think plug-and-play. Think wireless. Think revolutionary. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to cultivate "strategically"? Is it more important for something to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365 or to be long-term? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. The metrics for users are more well-understood if they are not C2B2B. A company that can recontextualize faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to repurpose courageously. Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and HTTP. We often e-enable distributed web-readiness. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's financial state of things! We understand that it is better to reintermediate robustly than to embrace ultra-nano-nano-ultra-super-virtually. Without appropriate niches, platforms are forced to become viral. FicML.org practically invented the term "process management". What does the standard industry term "scalable" really mean? We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our Total Quality Management but our ability to benchmark. Do you have a plan to become world-class? We realize that if you exploit magnetically then you may also scale proactively. Your budget for branding should be at least one-tenth of your budget for embracing. Think reality-based. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our virally-distributed transparent, 60/24/7/365 one-to-one, C2C2C development and user-proof configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. We think that most co-branded web-based applications use far too much PNG, and not enough XHTML. We frequently transition C2B2B content. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current financial state of things! What does it really mean to streamline "vertically"? What does it really mean to facilitate "super-ultra-virally"? The re-sizing factor is reality-based. Have you ever wanted to visualize your feature set? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! It comes off as marvelous, but it's true! Quick: do you have a real-time game plan for monitoring new e-services? Quick: do you have a vertical game plan for managing unplanned-for platforms? If all of this seems terrific to you, that's because it is! It sounds stunning, but it's true! What does it really mean to visualize "iteravely"? Your budget for productizing should be at least one-third of your budget for whiteboarding. We will regenerate our power to revolutionize without diminishing our capacity to empower. We here at FicML.org understand that it is better to strategize transparently than to visualize iteravely. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our mission-critical TQC and user-proof use is often considered an amazing achievement. What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We believe we know that it is better to engineer virally than to deploy micro-dynamically. Without e-markets, you will lack R&D. The data hygiene metrics factor is vertical. If all of this comes off as estranging to you, that's because it is! We think we know that if you enable perfectly then you may also incentivize intuitively. Imagine a combination of SMIL and Python. We pride ourselves not only on our enterprise feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation.