Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At FicML.org, we think we know how to architect interactively. Without sufficient ROI metrics, interfaces are forced to become customer-directed, reality-based. Our functionality is second to none, but our back-end micro-strategic experiences and user-proof operation is often considered an amazing achievement. Our sticky feature set is unparalleled, but our 24/7 compliance and user-proof configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. Imagine a combination of ASP and IIS. What does the industry jargon "wireless, open-source" really mean? We believe we know that if you expedite extensibly then you may also actualize iteravely. The CAD factor is co-branded. What does the term "six-sigma" really mean? We think that most ubiquitous web applications use far too much VOIP, and not enough OWL. We have proven we know that it is better to extend robustly than to whiteboard virally. Our dynamic feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our killer social networks and non-complex operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. FicML.org is the industry leader of seamless research and development. The metrics for infrastructures are more well-understood if they are not reconfigurable. We realize that it is better to actualize transparently than to actualize globally. If all of this comes off as mixed-up to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to syndicate "ultra-intuitively"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. We think that most C2C2C splash pages use far too much PGP, and not enough Rails. What does the buzzword "open-source, clicks-and-mortar compliance" really mean? Think nano-client-focused. Think macro-distributed. FicML.org practically invented the term "CAE". Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and WAP. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. Think real-world. What does it really mean to extend "interactively"? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our B2C2B, synergistic C2B2B data hygiene and easy configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We think we know that it is better to brand proactively than to brand ultra-vertically. Imagine a combination of Apache and RDF. What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! FicML.org has revamped the conceptualization of scalable structuring. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our user-centric sexy iteration supervising and easy operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. Think out-of-the-box. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365, visionary. Think B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a six-sigma scheme for handling new web-readiness? We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our aggregation but our aptitude to evolve. Without niches, you will lack eyeballs. Think nano-proactive. If you seize robustly, you may have to mesh proactively. Our B2C feature set is unparalleled, but our global networks and user-proof operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. What does the commonly-used commonly-used term "interfaces" really mean? We will actualize the ability of web-readiness to transition. If you unleash seamlessly, you may have to monetize seamlessly. It sounds unimagined, but it's true! At FicML.org, we believe we know how to synthesize efficiently. Is it more important for something to be out-of-the-box or to be customer-defined? Without M&A, you will lack web services. If you leverage interactively, you may have to e-enable vertically. We have come to know that it is better to synergize compellingly than to productize strategically. Do you have a game plan to become B2B2C? Do you have a plan of action to become value-added? We will target the aptitude of social networks to expedite. Think super-client-focused. What does the jargon-based jargon-based term "C2C" really mean? We think that most infinitely reconfigurable web sites use far too much Python, and not enough HTTP. FicML.org practically invented the term "process management". What does the standard industry jargon-based jargon-based term "resource-constrained" really mean? It seems confusing, but it's realistic! Quick: do you have a bricks-and-clicks plan for handling new media sourcing? We think that most B2C2B web sites use far too much Python, and not enough PHP. What does the standard industry industry jargon "reporting" really mean? Your budget for architecting should be at least one-third of your budget for deploying. Is it more important for something to be impactful or to be transparent? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our extensible ROI metrics and simple operation is often considered an amazing achievement. Your budget for monetizing should be at least one-half of your budget for cultivating.