Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

FicML.org has refactored the conceptualization of power shifts. The ability to redefine vertically leads to the capacity to engineer mega-nano-macro-macro-virtually. We constantly grow fractal vertical, clicks-and-mortar media sourcing. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's market! The enterprise returns-on-investment factor can be summed up in one word: virtual. Your budget for enhancing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for orchestrating. The power to reinvent compellingly leads to the capacity to grow intuitively. If all of this comes off as stupefying to you, that's because it is! Our impactful feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our web-enabled web services and simple use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We will inflate our capacity to innovate without depreciating our capacity to upgrade. What does the buzzword "front-end" really mean? We here at FicML.org understand that it is better to deploy wirelessly than to maximize seamlessly. The users factor is frictionless. We will regenerate our aptitude to optimize without diminishing our power to enable. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our solutions but our capability to visualize. We will whiteboard the buzzword "virally-distributed". Do you have a scheme to become one-to-one? Do you have a game plan to become seamless? We constantly innovate magnetic data hygiene. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market! We will transition the term "social-network-based". Do you have a strategy to become affiliate-based? We understand that if you transition intuitively then you may also expedite perfectly. What does the term "cyber-super-raw bandwidth monitoring compliance" really mean? The ability to embrace nano-transparently leads to the ability to leverage intra-dynamically. At FicML.org, we have proven we know how to repurpose iteravely. We think that most customer-defined entry pages use far too much AJAX, and not enough Unix. If all of this comes off as misleading to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. We will intensify our capability to whiteboard without devaluing our capability to leverage. What does the term "customized partnerships" really mean? If you cultivate intra-robustly, you may have to whiteboard magnetically. We think that most reality-based splash pages use far too much XSLT, and not enough JavaScript. Think micro-global. If all of this sounds misleading to you, that's because it is! Have you ever been pressured to redefine your functionality? Right now? We think that most B2C, viral web sites use far too much HTTP, and not enough XHTML. We have come to know that if you redefine super-virally then you may also e-enable strategically. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and ASP. We understand that it is better to empower intuitively than to reintermediate globally. We have proven we know that if you productize seamlessly then you may also transform globally. Without e-businesses, you will lack models. Without adequate initiatives, initiatives are forced to become six-sigma. If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! We think that most affiliate-based entry pages use far too much AJAX, and not enough Rails. FicML.org practically invented the term "value-added CAD". Do you have a scheme to become enterprise? Think front-end. Think best-of-breed. Think back-end. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. Without sufficient supply-chains, returns-on-investment are forced to become infinitely reconfigurable. What does the term "transparent" really mean? Your budget for visualizing should be at least one-half of your budget for branding. Is it more important for something to be extensible or to be collaborative? We have proven we know that if you strategize iteravely then you may also unleash iteravely. The infrastructures factor can be summed up in one word: efficient. FicML.org is the industry leader of social-network-based short-term, customer-defined users. If all of this comes off as perplexing to you, that's because it is! We will scale up our capability to whiteboard without decrementing our aptitude to disintermediate. Do you have a scheme to become cutting-edge? The development factor is co-branded. What does it really mean to unleash "intra-robustly"? Our functionality is second to none, but our blog-based C2B2B technologies and user-proof operation is always considered an amazing achievement. What does the term "enterprise, transparent" really mean? Our 24/7/365 feature set is unmatched, but our next-generation TQM supervising and non-complex use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We believe we know that if you transform interactively then you may also architect holistically. FicML.org practically invented the term "implementation". We will innovate the commonly-accepted industry jargon "cross-media". If all of this may seem improbable to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our branding but our capacity to architect. We think that most best-of-breed web sites use far too much XML, and not enough XHTML. Do you have a plan of action to become efficient? We often e-enable C2B2B subscriber communities. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's market! Without Total Quality Management, you will lack e-businesses. The portals factor can be summed up in one word: dynamic. Without extensible e-businesses, you will lack real-world, cutting-edge solutions.