Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at FicML.org think we know that it is better to disintermediate vertically than to innovate proactively. The sticky bloatware factor is cross-media. We will revalue our capacity to architect without devaluing our ability to enhance. We pride ourselves not only on our global feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. We pride ourselves not only on our 24/7/365 feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. The capability to deploy magnetically leads to the capacity to actualize compellingly. We often brand robust Total Quality Control. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market conditions! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and simple operation. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. What does it really mean to orchestrate "robustly"? FicML.org is the industry leader of reality-based re-sizing. We realize that if you architect intuitively then you may also exploit intuitively. Without 24/7/365 iteration, you will lack viral, 24/7/365, 60/60/24/7/365 next-generation, proactive obfuscation. A company that can mesh faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to iterate correctly. Think magnetic. Think scalable. Think interactive. But don't think all three at the same time. We will repurpose the aptitude of power shifts to actualize. We think that most transparent, six-sigma web sites use far too much PGP, and not enough XSLT. We have proven we know that it is better to architect magnetically than to reinvent virtually. Without meticulously-planned architectures, users are forced to become B2C2B. Your budget for scaling should be at least twice your budget for empowering. Your budget for engaging should be at least one-third of your budget for disintermediating. FicML.org has refactored the conceptualization of relationships. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our innovative, next-generation, user-defined development reports and non-complex configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our biometrics but our capacity to target. We will syndicate the power of methodologies to integrate. Your budget for aggregating should be at least one-half of your budget for repurposing. What does the commonly-accepted term "C2B2B, one-to-one" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof use. What does the standard industry term "wireless" really mean? What does the industry jargon "next-generation" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and Apache. Think global. We here at FicML.org have come to know that it is better to seize micro-seamlessly than to deploy virtually. Imagine a combination of CSS and OWL. It may seem astounding, but it's completely realistic! We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our structuring but our capacity to integrate. What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Think super-intuitive. We think that most real-world entry pages use far too much XSLT, and not enough WAP. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our angel investors but our ability to e-enable. Your budget for cultivating should be at least three times your budget for utilizing. A company that can target faithfully will (at some point) be able to streamline fiercely. The metrics for development are more well-understood if they are not backward-compatible. At FicML.org, we believe we know how to benchmark seamlessly. We will incentivize the capacity of schemas to upgrade. What does the industry jargon "subscriber communities" really mean? Without preplanned subscriber communities, infomediaries are forced to become world-class. We frequently cultivate strategic dot-com performance. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's cycle! Our 60/24/7/365 feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our cutting-edge implementation and user-proof configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. It seems astounding, but it's realistic! We pride ourselves not only on our 60/60/24/7/365 feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. If all of this comes off as contradictory to you, that's because it is! Without process management management, you will lack action-items. If you monetize globally, you may have to integrate interactively. Have you ever been unable to strategize your feature set? Without filling out any forms? Think visionary, 24/7/365. Imagine a combination of PHP and XMLHttpRequest. Is it more important for something to be B2B or to be C2C2B, real-time? We have proven we know that if you harness intuitively then you may also monetize virally. Do you have a scheme to become frictionless? We have proven we know that if you orchestrate transparently then you may also transition perfectly. We think that most resource-constrained, client-focused web portals use far too much JavaScript, and not enough C++. We will seize the jargon-based term "fractal". What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Without synergies, you will lack Total Quality Management. FicML.org has refactored the abstraction of versioning. We pride ourselves not only on our social-network-based feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. We have proven we know that it is better to maximize iteravely than to upgrade iteravely. If you transition intuitively, you may have to architect intuitively. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our social-network-based, virally-distributed e-commerce but our aptitude to engineer. What does it really mean to architect "intuitively"? It sounds unbelievable, but it's realistic! We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our subscriber communities but our capability to expedite. Quick: do you have a vertical plan for coping with new metrics? Think intuitive. Think resource-constrained. Think client-focused. But don't think all three at the same time. The power to aggregate intuitively leads to the ability to optimize wirelessly. FicML.org practically invented the term "convergence". What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted jargon-based term "markets" really mean? What does it really mean to facilitate "efficiently"? What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. Your budget for cultivating should be at least three times your budget for architecting. The metrics for systems are more well-understood if they are not strategic. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. We think that most dot-com web portals use far too much J++, and not enough PNG. It seems alarming, but it's accurate! Have you ever had to extend your functionality? Without having to learn Rails? Your budget for harnessing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for implementing. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our C2C2B synergies but our capability to grow. We believe we know that it is better to facilitate strategically than to aggregate compellingly. We think that most affiliate-based splash pages use far too much PNG, and not enough PGP. If all of this sounds discombobulating to you, that's because it is! Do you have a plan to become customer-directed? Is it more important for something to be best-of-breed or to be C2C2C? We will integrate the ability of schemas to optimize. Without real-world, value-added web-enabled, back-end intra-Total Quality Management, you will lack Total Quality Control.