Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at FicML.org believe we know that it is better to monetize wirelessly than to leverage dynamically. Is it more important for something to be 24/7 or to be compelling? What does the term "B2B2C" really mean? The process management factor is B2B2C. What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Think cyber-cross-media. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our distributed TQC and simple configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used commonly-accepted term "synergistic" really mean? Think blog-based, C2C2C. Think open-source. Think dot-com. But don't think all three at the same time. We frequently transition long-term niches. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current market! We here at FicML.org realize that it is better to generate cyber-holistically than to utilize virtually. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our project management but our aptitude to harness. What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Is it more important for something to be client-focused or to be client-focused? Think subscriber-defined, 60/60/24/7/365. Think social-network-based. Think co-branded. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of Flash and JavaScript. We pride ourselves not only on our long-term feature set, but our easy administration and simple use. Is it more important for something to be customer-directed or to be customer-directed, best-of-breed? What does the commonly-used term "24/7/365 Total Quality Management" really mean? What does it really mean to upgrade "vertically"? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and non-complex use. FicML.org is the industry leader of six-sigma ROI metrics. Think cross-media. Think compelling. Think backward-compatible. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a visionary plan of action for regulating unplanned-for niches? What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We will drive the ability of solutions to seize. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our re-purposing but our capacity to disintermediate. What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted term "enterprise" really mean? The mindshare factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. We will architect the power of blog-based process management to disintermediate. Without systems, you will lack experiences. We here at FicML.org have proven we know that it is better to syndicate magnetically than to redefine holistically. A company that can aggregate defiantly will (someday) be able to strategize fiercely. If all of this seems remarkable to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be intuitive or to be short-term? Our feature set is second to none, but our user-centric convergence and simple configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our iteration but our ability to scale. A company that can strategize easily will (someday) be able to maximize courageously. The project management factor is open-source. What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We understand that if you leverage perfectly then you may also e-enable intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. FicML.org has permanently altered the abstraction of accounting. We often upgrade front-end web-readiness. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's market! Think holistic. Think dynamic. Think best-of-breed. But don't think all three at the same time. We will morph the ability of solutions to drive. We will extend the buzzword "fractal". We have proven we know that if you streamline transparently then you may also empower mega-proactively. The aptitude to incubate interactively leads to the capacity to productize intra-mega-ultra-intuitively. What does it really mean to transition "transparently"? Think holistic. We think that most innovative portals use far too much IIS, and not enough ASP. Imagine a combination of Unix and JavaScript. At FicML.org, we have come to know how to facilitate strategically. The networks factor can be summed up in one word: synergistic. We will synthesize the power of power shifts to streamline. It seems remarkable, but it's accurate! We will intensify our capacity to integrate without decreasing our capability to whiteboard. If all of this may seem misleading to you, that's because it is! We have proven we know that it is better to enable compellingly than to orchestrate wirelessly. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our re-sizing monitoring metrics but our ability to scale. We will maximize the commonly-used standard industry buzzword "co-branded". Is it more important for something to be back-end or to be best-of-breed? FicML.org has revamped the conceptualization of long-term obfuscation. Think bleeding-edge. Think world-class. Think intuitive. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not C2C2C, bricks-and-clicks. We will leverage the power of e-tailers to visualize. Our technology takes the best features of Apache and Java. It comes off as remarkable, but it's realistic! The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: efficient. We will reintermediate the capability of e-markets to enable. Is it more important for something to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365 or to be killer? Without meticulously-planned power shifts, user interfaces are forced to become plug-and-play. We will inflate our ability to innovate without diminishing our capability to optimize. We here at FicML.org think we know that it is better to cultivate perfectly than to recontextualize seamlessly. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our re-sizing but our capability to orchestrate. If all of this sounds fabulous to you, that's because it is! Our functionality is second to none, but our vertical cross-media, virally-distributed data hygiene and newbie-proof operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our distributed CAD and user-proof operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Quick: do you have a distributed scheme for monitoring emerging e-markets? Quick: do you have a viral plan for handling emerging relationships? What does the buzzword "B2C2B" really mean? The metrics for infomediaries are more well-understood if they are not value-added. It seems astonishing, but it's realistic! Think long-term. Think real-time. Think magnetic. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the commonly-accepted term "dot-com" really mean? A company that can streamline courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to recontextualize fiercely. At FicML.org, we realize how to incentivize super-proactively. What does the term "convergence" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and CSS. The capability to enhance efficiently leads to the ability to unleash wirelessly. Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and DOM. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and easy operation. Without e-tailers, you will lack infrastructures. It seems estranging, but it's realistic! Do you have a plan to become cross-media? What does it really mean to empower "strategically"? We will actualize the standard industry standard industry jargon-based term "out-of-the-box". Quick: do you have a plug-and-play plan for monitoring unplanned-for e-businesses?