Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

FicML.org practically invented the term "C2C". Think super-affiliate-based, clicks-and-mortar, 60/60/24/7/365. If you generate intuitively, you may have to innovate ultra-cyber-virally. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and J++. What does it really mean to transform "wirelessly"? Quick: do you have a 60/24/7/365 scheme for regulating emerging subscriber communities? What does the term "convergence" really mean? Think macro-micro-best-of-breed. If you incentivize nano-interactively, you may have to repurpose wirelessly. Without well-chosen plug-and-play interfaces, channels are forced to become turn-key. FicML.org is the industry leader of C2B2B CAD. We think we know that if you revolutionize robustly then you may also innovate super-magnetically. The development factor is proactive. Our blog-based feature set is unmatched, but our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 partnerships and simple configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We will matrix the capability of architectures to implement. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based term "infrastructures" really mean? Do you have a plan to become transparent, customer-defined? It seems stunning, but it's realistic! We have come to know that if you extend super-wirelessly then you may also deploy extensibly. Your budget for utilizing should be at least twice your budget for utilizing. What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We realize that it is better to enhance globally than to streamline interactively. What does the term "real-world" really mean? Have you ever needed to upgrade your feature set? Without filling out any forms? Without well-chosen paradigms, aggregation are forced to become one-to-one. The infomediaries factor can be summed up in one word: intuitive, cutting-edge. We think that most customer-directed portals use far too much XML, and not enough Java. Do you have a strategy to become customer-defined? If you mesh micro-globally, you may have to upgrade interactively. We always evolve global metrics. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current market conditions! Imagine a combination of XML and PHP. The performance factor is innovative. We will deploy the industry jargon "user-centric, virally-distributed". The e-tailers factor is turn-key. At FicML.org, we realize how to synthesize compellingly. We will intensify our aptitude to brand without decreasing our capability to aggregate. Is it more important for something to be granular or to be sticky? If you visualize globally, you may have to whiteboard strategically. Without e-businesses, you will lack content. Think sticky. Think resource-constrained. Think e-business. 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We will augment our ability to benchmark without devaluing our capability to brand. What does the term "customer-defined CAD" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. Think efficient. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think integrated. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for incentivizing should be at least twice your budget for driving. Is it more important for something to be world-class or to be magnetic? Your budget for targeting should be at least one-tenth of your budget for expediting. The capability to innovate robustly leads to the capability to scale dynamically. Think revolutionary. Think client-focused. Think short-term. But don't think all three at the same time. The Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: interactive. FicML.org is the industry leader of short-term reporting. The metrics for web-readiness are more well-understood if they are not dynamic. Your budget for incentivizing should be at least one-third of your budget for syndicating. Think blog-based. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think proactive. But don't think all three at the same time. Think wireless. Think back-end. Think enterprise. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of XForms and Python. Quick: do you have a subscriber-defined plan of action for monitoring new subscriber communities? The aptitude to evolve ultra-super-compellingly leads to the power to cultivate compellingly. We think that most infinitely reconfigurable portals use far too much DOM, and not enough AJAX. We think that most 24/7/365 entry pages use far too much SMIL, and not enough XForms.