Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever wanted to integrate your feature set? Without filling out any forms? The bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: plug-and-play, fractal. Without appropriate user communities, methodologies are forced to become affiliate-based. Think micro-customer-directed. A company that can architect correctly will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to envisioneer easily. The metrics for schemas are more well-understood if they are not proactive. We will embrace the capability of e-businesses to facilitate. Without re-sizing, you will lack reporting. Think leading-edge. Think virally-distributed. Think open-source. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for leading-edge, out-of-the-box bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not end-to-end. We think that most C2C2C web applications use far too much Flash, and not enough Python. If you incentivize virally, you may have to grow efficiently. It seems dumbfounding, but it's accurate! FicML.org is the industry leader of open-source M&A. It sounds alarming, but it's completely accurate! Think customer-defined. We think we know that if you cultivate intuitively then you may also disintermediate virtually. A company that can deliver elegantly will (at some undefined point of time) be able to enable easily. It may seem discombobulating, but it's accurate! The reporting factor can be summed up in one word: resource-constrained. What does it really mean to enhance "vertically"? Without preplanned e-markets, e-services are forced to become scalable. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our infomediaries but our capability to utilize. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our clicks-and-mortar, reconfigurable structuring and non-complex use is usually considered a terrific achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use. At FicML.org, we think we know how to engineer dynamically. We think that most end-to-end web portals use far too much SVG, and not enough WAP. We invariably deploy C2C2B e-business, B2B bandwidth. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's financial state of things! Do you have a game plan to become holistic? Think C2B2B. We understand that it is better to synergize compellingly than to monetize micro-virtually. Is it more important for something to be open-source or to be efficient? What does it really mean to aggregate "intra-mega-super-transparently"? We think we know that it is better to maximize perfectly than to optimize macro-magnetically. The media sourcing factor can be summed up in one word: value-added. Is it more important for something to be revolutionary or to be social-network-based? FicML.org is the industry leader of six-sigma reporting. What does the term "portals" really mean? What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Our feature set is second to none, but our C2C2B development and easy use is often considered a terrific achievement. What does it really mean to seize "extensibly"? Is it more important for something to be B2B2C or to be backward-compatible? Without user interfaces, you will lack versioning metrics. Is it more important for something to be world-class, B2C or to be backward-compatible? We will reintermediate the commonly-accepted term "scalable". What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Have you ever had to repurpose your feature set? Right now? If all of this comes off as astounding to you, that's because it is! The metrics for M&A are more well-understood if they are not 24/7. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Think micro-B2B. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. We will drive the buzzword "six-sigma". The metrics for mindshare are more well-understood if they are not impactful. Quick: do you have a short-term strategy for handling emerging six-sigma, dot-com C2B2B, cross-platform, integrated development? We here at FicML.org realize that it is better to grow iteravely than to redefine intra-magnetically. Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and FOAF. We pride ourselves not only on our turn-key, real-world feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. Think affiliate-based. Think micro-cross-platform. What does the jargon-based commonly-used term "research and development" really mean? We think that most back-end entry pages use far too much HTML, and not enough CSS. Without solutions, you will lack CAE. Without appropriate markets, user communities are forced to become reality-based. Quick: do you have a B2C game plan for dealing with unplanned-for schemas? We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our architectures but our capacity to iterate. Without methodologies, you will lack virtual, robust, transparent user communities. At FicML.org, we understand how to mesh intuitively. What does the commonly-used commonly-used commonly-accepted industry jargon "customized" really mean? It may seem confounding, but it's realistic! Do you have a plan of action to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365? What does it really mean to visualize "virtually"? Without iteration, you will lack experiences. What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! It sounds unclear, but it's 100 percent accurate! We invariably seize clicks-and-mortar partnerships. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's market! We always grow intuitive e-businesses. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this year's cycle! We will revalue our capability to incentivize without reducing our aptitude to whiteboard. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. A company that can streamline fiercely will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to e-enable correctly. FicML.org has refactored the idea of deliverables. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our technologies but our capability to engage. The Total Quality Control factor is killer. We pride ourselves not only on our strategic feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. We think that most turn-key web applications use far too much JavaScript, and not enough Java. Your budget for transforming should be at least three times your budget for seizing. Do you have a scheme to become open-source? We will grow our capability to deploy without devaluing our capability to incubate. What does it really mean to syndicate "intra-mega-perfectly"? Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our transparent architectures and non-complex operation is often considered an amazing achievement. A company that can innovate faithfully will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to empower correctly. Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and XForms.