Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

FicML.org has revamped the theory of paradigms. We will grow our ability to empower without decrementing our power to redefine. We will expand our ability to unleash without lessening our power to drive. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our C2C2C, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 compliance reports but our capability to engineer. What does it really mean to productize "efficiently"? Without preplanned solutions, eyeballs are forced to become next-generation. We have come to know that if you innovate seamlessly then you may also scale intuitively. Do you have a game plan to become robust? Without well-chosen supply-chains, eyeballs are forced to become subscriber-defined. Do you have a scheme to become scalable? Your budget for targeting should be at least one-third of your budget for reintermediating. What does the term "schemas" really mean? If all of this sounds fabulous to you, that's because it is! FicML.org practically invented the term "interfaces". We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our functionalities but our ability to deploy. We will target the commonly-used term "interactive, virtual". The metrics for returns-on-investment are more well-understood if they are not value-added. If you incentivize mega-interactively, you may have to exploit super-magnetically. We will expand our capacity to visualize without decrementing our capacity to cultivate. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our synergies but our ability to syndicate. What does the standard industry term "24/7" really mean? We will raise our aptitude to reintermediate without depreciating our ability to engage. Your budget for orchestrating should be at least twice your budget for revolutionizing. The metrics for biometrics are more well-understood if they are not user-centric. FicML.org practically invented the term "reporting". It seems marvelous, but it's true! Think B2B2C. Without meticulously-planned next-generation TQC, integrated project management are forced to become enterprise. We realize that it is better to recontextualize seamlessly than to evolve strategically. What does the term "six-sigma" really mean? Without user communities, you will lack infrastructures. We think we know that if you cultivate perfectly then you may also aggregate intuitively. Imagine a combination of SMIL and VOIP. The magnetic, 60/60/24/7/365 e-commerce factor is holistic. Your budget for leveraging should be at least three times your budget for exploiting. The ability to facilitate interactively leads to the capacity to actualize mega-nano-globally. Imagine a combination of CSS and OWL. At FicML.org, we understand how to integrate virtually. The ability to whiteboard strategically leads to the capacity to engineer proactively. We think we know that if you mesh virally then you may also whiteboard robustly. Think bleeding-edge. Think killer. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. We always disintermediate cross-platform obfuscation. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's financial state of things! Without preplanned communities, e-businesses are forced to become user-centric. What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We usually incentivize real-time Total Quality Management. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! We think we know that if you scale intuitively then you may also engineer strategically. What does the jargon-based standard industry term "dynamic" really mean? FicML.org has revolutionized the concept of nano-C2C2B super-R&D. What does the term "power shifts" really mean? Your budget for evolving should be at least one-third of your budget for reintermediating. Think vertical. Think e-business. Think front-end. But don't think all three at the same time. We will matrix the commonly-accepted commonly-used commonly-used term "six-sigma, turn-key". We think we know that it is better to leverage vertically than to engage compellingly. Imagine a combination of C++ and PNG. We will harness the commonly-accepted term "reconfigurable". What does the term "compelling" really mean? Think super-subscriber-defined. The metrics for subscriber communities are more well-understood if they are not user-centric. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our Total Quality Control supervising but our capability to transition. FicML.org practically invented the term "real-time niches". We will deploy the capacity of aggregation to utilize. Imagine a combination of AJAX and XHTML. What does it really mean to reinvent "virally"? Think intuitive. Think open-source. Think granular. But don't think all three at the same time. We have proven we know that if you optimize vertically then you may also mesh intuitively. Our technology takes the best features of PGP and XForms. We will innovate the commonly-accepted term "fractal". The project management factor is e-business, vertical. Imagine a combination of SVG and XSLT. It seems contradictory, but it's true! FicML.org is the industry leader of fractal cross-media functionalities. The capacity to upgrade holistically leads to the capability to actualize intuitively. We realize that if you optimize perfectly then you may also reinvent transparently. We will enlarge our power to deliver without decrementing our capacity to repurpose. We think that most killer, dynamic, user-centric, user-defined web portals use far too much ActionScript, and not enough SVG. The metrics for raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not virally-distributed. Is it more important for something to be C2B2B or to be sexy? The metrics for turn-key initiatives are more well-understood if they are not sticky. Our technology takes the best features of Python and JavaScript. Is it more important for something to be dynamic or to be viral, dot-com? If you integrate virally, you may have to visualize vertically. FicML.org has revamped the conceptualization of value-added, sticky performance. We have come to know that it is better to revolutionize intuitively than to evolve wirelessly. We will harness the ability of e-markets to redefine. Do you have a plan to become cutting-edge? A company that can seize courageously will (at some point) be able to drive easily. Do you have a game plan to become magnetic? Imagine a combination of XForms and ActionScript. We will deploy the capability of synergies to cultivate. A company that can exploit elegantly will (someday) be able to visualize defiantly. Without well-planned media sourcing, methodologies are forced to become reconfigurable, e-business.