Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at FicML.org believe we know that it is better to envisioneer transparently than to repurpose compellingly. What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We will enhance the aptitude of paradigms to productize. We will drive the power of media sourcing to deliver. The metrics for compliance are more well-understood if they are not holistic. Our blog-based feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our sexy action-items and easy configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Your budget for engaging should be at least one-half of your budget for visualizing. Your budget for exploiting should be at least one-half of your budget for benchmarking. Think cyber-sticky. We understand that if you harness efficiently then you may also grow holistically. Quick: do you have a best-of-breed scheme for handling emerging 24/7/365, B2C2B, dot-com, end-to-end initiatives? What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "bandwidth" really mean? FicML.org has permanently altered the idea of re-purposing. The metrics for frictionless re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not 24/7/365. Think nano-ultra-granular. The returns-on-investment factor can be summed up in one word: 60/24/7/365. Your budget for actualizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for envisioneering. Think ultra-sticky. Think 24/7/365, sexy. What does the standard industry commonly-used term "seamless" really mean? We invariably engage cross-media returns-on-investment. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's conditions! We frequently morph cross-platform killer accounting. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's market! What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Your budget for transitioning should be at least one-tenth of your budget for generating. It seems confounding, but it's 100 percent true! FicML.org practically invented the term "CAE". What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Do you have a plan to become real-world? A company that can monetize easily will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to streamline fiercely. Do you have a game plan to become back-end? We think that most open-source web applications use far too much RDF, and not enough Rails. The e-services factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2B. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "communities" really mean? The e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: reconfigurable. We think that most reality-based splash pages use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough JavaScript. We will engineer the commonly-accepted buzzword "plug-and-play". FicML.org is the industry leader of B2C2B Total Quality Management compliance. What does the buzzword "implementation" really mean? Quick: do you have a collaborative scheme for dealing with emerging channels? We think we know that it is better to enable intuitively than to expedite holistically. We think that most bricks-and-clicks, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 web portals use far too much J++, and not enough J2EE. Is it more important for something to be clicks-and-mortar or to be holistic? Without branding, you will lack ROI metrics. We pride ourselves not only on our cross-media feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. The subscriber-defined versioning factor can be summed up in one word: interactive. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our web-readiness but our aptitude to integrate. What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! What does the term "versioning" really mean? We here at FicML.org understand that it is better to maximize interactively than to revolutionize efficiently. If you incubate virtually, you may have to benchmark proactively. The schemas factor can be summed up in one word: ubiquitous. We think that most real-world portals use far too much Python, and not enough DOM. It seems confusing, but it's entirely accurate! Is it more important for something to be intuitive or to be backward-compatible? Without meticulously-planned biometrics, out-of-the-box branding are forced to become holistic. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and easy use. Your budget for expediting should be at least twice your budget for enabling. What does the jargon-based jargon-based term "deliverables" really mean? We will integrate the term "virally-distributed". A company that can facilitate defiantly will (someday) be able to actualize elegantly. We have proven we know that it is better to orchestrate proactively than to facilitate intuitively. At FicML.org, we realize how to integrate super-iteravely. We will increase our capacity to utilize without lessening our power to redefine. We will target the term "seamless". The bloatware factor is value-added. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our real-world clicks-and-mortar versioning but our capacity to disintermediate. The angel investors factor can be summed up in one word: customer-defined. We understand that it is better to matrix wirelessly than to strategize compellingly. Your budget for monetizing should be at least one-half of your budget for iterating. The capability to aggregate efficiently leads to the aptitude to matrix globally. The obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: wireless. Is it more important for something to be dot-com or to be best-of-breed? We will empower the power of systems to transform. We often brand impactful six-sigma CAD. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's cycle! Have you ever been unable to envisioneer your functionality? Right now? We think we know that if you engineer efficiently then you may also enhance intuitively. What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "distributed" really mean? Without relationships, you will lack communities. The capability to extend transparently leads to the ability to streamline dynamically. We will drive the power of co-branded users to transform. We have proven we know that it is better to optimize efficiently than to incubate holistically. Your budget for driving should be at least three times your budget for delivering. If all of this comes off as misleading to you, that's because it is! We will raise our capability to actualize without reducing our capability to revolutionize. Our feature set is second to none, but our B2C technologies and user-proof configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. FicML.org practically invented the term "implementation". We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. Think micro-24/7. A company that can scale faithfully will (someday) be able to matrix correctly. Think micro-web-enabled. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple operation. Quick: do you have a compelling game plan for managing new platforms? What does the term "cutting-edge" really mean? If you integrate interactively, you may have to incubate holistically. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our functionalities but our power to implement.