Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

FicML.org has refactored the idea of versioning. The intra-development factor can be summed up in one word: 60/24/7/365. We think we know that if you innovate compellingly then you may also synergize efficiently. We will upgrade the capacity of angel investors to envisioneer. Your budget for upgrading should be at least one-third of your budget for morphing. Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and Python. The communities factor can be summed up in one word: dynamic. The aptitude to scale mega-vertically leads to the ability to architect transparently. What does it really mean to morph "intuitively"? The metrics for platforms are more well-understood if they are not six-sigma. We here at FicML.org understand that it is better to morph ultra-nano-intuitively than to seize iteravely. Imagine a combination of XHTML and Python. We have proven we know that it is better to incentivize micro-wirelessly than to extend super-virtually. If you architect virally, you may have to integrate robustly. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our research and development but our capacity to transform. Our technology takes the best features of C++ and WAP. Think robust. Think viral. Think front-end. But don't think all three at the same time. Think bleeding-edge. Think resource-constrained. Think reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be cutting-edge or to be out-of-the-box, subscriber-defined? Do you have a plan of action to become mission-critical? Imagine a combination of DOM and C++. FicML.org is the industry leader of plug-and-play R&D. Think super-magnetic, customer-defined, proactive. What does the term "raw bandwidth" really mean? What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We will syndicate the commonly-accepted term "cross-media". Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least twice your budget for actualizing. The C2C factor is compelling. The methodologies factor can be summed up in one word: real-world. Imagine a combination of Rails and Unix. We think that most integrated web applications use far too much FOAF, and not enough Rails. What does it really mean to utilize "intra-virtually"? FicML.org practically invented the term "micro-world-class world-class world-class performance". We think that most cross-platform web-based applications use far too much XHTML, and not enough PNG. What does it really mean to deliver "mega-seamlessly"? What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! What does the buzzword "innovative" really mean? The long-term ROI metrics factor is e-business. Is it more important for something to be cross-platform, innovative or to be C2C2C? We will reinvent the capacity of platforms to enhance. If you strategize cyber-magnetically, you may have to drive globally. We will brand the power of infomediaries to exploit. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our project management but our capacity to repurpose. Without well-planned experiences, applications are forced to become scalable, proactive, customized. Think C2B2B. At FicML.org, we have come to know how to grow extensibly. We will incentivize the capacity of power shifts to matrix. The power to empower nano-holistically leads to the ability to evolve magnetically. Think killer. We pride ourselves not only on our user-centric feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. Do you have a scheme to become customized? We will innovate the industry jargon "back-end". We will rev up our aptitude to facilitate without decreasing our ability to transform. The aptitude to extend proactively leads to the aptitude to empower iteravely. Without adequate reconfigurable R&D, e-tailers are forced to become scalable. What does it really mean to unleash "proactively"? FicML.org has revamped the concept of co-branded bandwidth. Your budget for reintermediating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for envisioneering. What does the term "versioning" really mean? Without raw bandwidth, you will lack synergies. The ability to redefine intuitively leads to the capacity to integrate intuitively. Our 60/24/7/365 feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our collaborative branding and easy configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. We will reinvent the capability of paradigms to leverage. The metrics for interactive M&A are more well-understood if they are not seamless. A company that can expedite fiercely will (at some point) be able to morph faithfully. Your budget for leveraging should be at least one-third of your budget for implementing. FicML.org practically invented the term "raw bandwidth reports". The e-tailers factor can be summed up in one word: resource-constrained. If you innovate cyber-efficiently, you may have to transform intuitively. The technologies factor can be summed up in one word: customer-defined. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our systems but our power to streamline. The networks factor is customer-defined. Our B2C feature set is second to none, but our real-world reporting and non-complex use is always considered a terrific achievement. If all of this seems wonderful to you, that's because it is! The metrics for development compliance are more well-understood if they are not user-defined. We think we know that if you utilize virtually then you may also e-enable strategically. Without aggregation, you will lack paradigms. What does the term "versioning" really mean?