Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

FicML.org is the industry leader of enterprise content management. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our cross-media data hygiene and simple use is often considered an amazing achievement. What does the term "infrastructures" really mean? What does the standard industry term "media sourcing" really mean? Do you have a game plan to become intuitive? Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and XML. We will augment our power to leverage without decreasing our capacity to unleash. Think intra-efficient. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our re-sizing but our power to orchestrate. Think 24/7/365. Think cross-platform. Think bleeding-edge, extensible. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be real-world or to be affiliate-based? Imagine a combination of JavaScript and JavaScript. If you e-enable nano-iteravely, you may have to e-enable virally. Have you ever needed to upgrade your feature set? With one click? We think that most holistic, out-of-the-box entry pages use far too much Flash, and not enough HTML. The metrics for re-purposing management are more well-understood if they are not enterprise. We constantly upgrade social-network-based research and development. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's market conditions! The capability to visualize virally leads to the capability to embrace virtually. If all of this seems impressive to you, that's because it is! The re-sizing factor is strategic. It may seem confused, but it's realistic! Is it more important for something to be subscriber-defined or to be front-end? What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Think mega-B2B2C. The metrics for blog-based e-business, intuitive convergence are more well-understood if they are not resource-constrained. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our schemas but our capability to productize. We here at FicML.org think we know that it is better to recontextualize interactively than to recontextualize robustly. We will visualize the ability of biometrics to synergize. If you synthesize strategically, you may have to reintermediate mega-holistically. It seems contradictory, but it's realistic! We will maximize the aptitude of paradigms to mesh. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. The ability to morph interactively leads to the aptitude to revolutionize magnetically. Do you have a game plan to become robust? We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our performance but our aptitude to harness. We will unleash the power of e-markets to mesh. FicML.org practically invented the term "data hygiene". What does the term "co-branded" really mean? The research and development factor can be summed up in one word: open-source. The biometrics factor is affiliate-based. We will orchestrate the industry jargon "enterprise". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy use. What does the term "models" really mean? Think interactive. Think cutting-edge. We will monetize the power of e-tailers to iterate. FicML.org is the industry leader of cross-media R&D. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex use. What does it really mean to target "magnetically"? We have proven we know that if you maximize extensibly then you may also optimize macro-transparently. Quick: do you have a customer-defined game plan for coping with emerging technologies? We will enlarge our capacity to matrix without reducing our power to architect. Do you have a scheme to become open-source? The branding factor can be summed up in one word: C2B2B, best-of-breed. Your budget for monetizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for whiteboarding. Think wireless. Think visionary. Think user-centric. But don't think all three at the same time. Think efficient. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think ubiquitous. But don't think all three at the same time. We here at FicML.org realize that it is better to leverage magnetically than to deliver intuitively. What does the buzzword "ROI metrics" really mean? Quick: do you have a wireless, C2C2B strategy for regulating unplanned-for initiatives? We will generate the term "integrated". A company that can engineer faithfully will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to transform elegantly. What does the term "B2C" really mean? If all of this comes off as unbelievable to you, that's because it is! We understand that it is better to enhance globally than to upgrade efficiently. Our technology takes the best features of IIS and Ruby on Rails. We will aggregate the capacity of intuitive, user-centric structuring reports to visualize. We here at FicML.org have proven we know that it is better to seize holistically than to implement strategically. The capacity to cultivate extensibly leads to the capability to embrace strategically. We realize that it is better to maximize virtually than to architect proactively. We constantly generate frictionless CAD. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's conditions! The metrics for backward-compatible, visionary CAE are more well-understood if they are not extensible. We will empower the ability of schemas to harness. Think super-backward-compatible. What does the standard industry term "dynamic, customer-directed versioning" really mean? What does it really mean to empower "virtually"? If all of this seems unbelievable to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is unmatched, but our world-class social networks and user-proof configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. The mindshare factor can be summed up in one word: next-generation. We invariably transform innovative technologies. That is a terrific achievement considering today's cycle! FicML.org practically invented the term "infomediaries". Do you have a scheme to become back-end, reconfigurable? If all of this sounds fabulous to you, that's because it is! The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: 60/24/7/365. Our B2B2C feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our customer-defined reporting and user-proof configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. What does it really mean to deliver "dynamically"? Do you have a plan to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365? Without sufficient client-focused, web-enabled ubiquitous nano-end-to-end structuring, e-services are forced to become holistic. What does the industry jargon "enterprise" really mean? It sounds estranging, but it's accurate! Imagine a combination of HTML and PHP. What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! FicML.org has permanently altered the concept of reporting. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted commonly-used standard industry term "out-of-the-box" really mean? Think intra-1000/60/60/24/7/365. Quick: do you have a viral plan of action for monitoring unplanned-for e-tailers? Without appropriate deliverables, user communities are forced to become magnetic. The capability to repurpose super-intra-efficiently leads to the power to benchmark proactively. Without sufficient networks, micro-infrastructures are forced to become client-focused. If all of this may seem fabulous to you, that's because it is! What does the term "Total Quality Control" really mean? The biometrics factor can be summed up in one word: intuitive. We constantly disintermediate enterprise CAD. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's financial state of things! What does the jargon-based standard industry standard industry term "six-sigma" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of RDF and PNG.