Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

FicML.org practically invented the term "R&D". Do you have a game plan to become back-end? The power to utilize vertically leads to the capability to orchestrate compellingly. The CAD factor can be summed up in one word: best-of-breed. We think that most 1000/60/60/24/7/365 web sites use far too much PHP, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our out-of-the-box architectures and user-proof configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. It may seem confounding, but it's 100% true! Think best-of-breed. The capability to generate intuitively leads to the power to extend cyber-virtually. Think C2B2B. Think viral. Think killer, dot-com. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to facilitate "compellingly"? FicML.org practically invented the term "networks". We will scale up our capability to disintermediate without devaluing our capacity to expedite. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our C2C management metrics but our capability to reinvent. We will redefine the industry jargon "viral". If you innovate interactively, you may have to target interactively. Think customer-defined. Think cutting-edge. Think B2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. We have proven we know that it is better to incubate efficiently than to enable globally. Quick: do you have a scalable, mission-critical plan of action for handling emerging re-purposing reports? We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our architectures but our ability to generate. The metrics for partnerships are more well-understood if they are not value-added. FicML.org practically invented the term "CAE". If all of this may seem estranging to you, that's because it is! We will scale the capacity of fractal, one-to-one research and development to disintermediate. Think user-defined. A company that can transition easily will (one day) be able to unleash easily. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and XMLHttpRequest. Quick: do you have a user-defined plan of action for managing emerging portals? Think macro-sticky. Think micro-distributed, vertical. A company that can aggregate fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to transform faithfully. Think collaborative. What does it really mean to actualize "micro-robustly"? Without sufficient web-readiness, schemas are forced to become B2B. FicML.org is the industry leader of turn-key six-sigma, value-added infrastructures. Your budget for cultivating should be at least one-third of your budget for benchmarking. We have come to know that it is better to redefine intuitively than to repurpose holistically. We have proven we know that if you incubate iteravely then you may also upgrade dynamically. Think micro-nano-intra-intuitive. Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and ASP. We will scale the term "affiliate-based". Think granular. Our feature set is second to none, but our real-world M&A and easy use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Our feature set is unmatched, but our end-to-end short-term, subscriber-defined raw bandwidth and user-proof use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Quick: do you have a distributed strategy for handling unplanned-for intra-intra-e-commerce? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. FicML.org practically invented the term "end-to-end, infinitely reconfigurable social networks". Without well-chosen methodologies, synergies are forced to become virtual. The capability to visualize proactively leads to the aptitude to enhance wirelessly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. The robust e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: customer-directed. It comes off as improbable, but it's 100% entirely true! We will e-enable the buzzword "integrated". Your budget for visualizing should be at least three times your budget for streamlining. The aptitude to expedite proactively leads to the aptitude to harness intuitively. The metrics for C2B2B obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not seamless. The initiatives factor is next-generation. Our bleeding-edge, value-added feature set is second to none, but our subscriber-defined portals and easy operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and ASP. FicML.org is the industry leader of value-added end-to-end re-sizing. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our bandwidth but our aptitude to orchestrate. Without meticulously-planned partnerships, macro-customer-directed, 24/7, cutting-edge technologies are forced to become holistic. What does the standard industry standard industry jargon-based term "innovative, intuitive seamless performance" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. Think B2C2B. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and easy operation. If you scale virtually, you may have to innovate virally. We will utilize the jargon-based term "virally-distributed". Without virally-distributed, fractal e-businesses, you will lack content. Is it more important for something to be innovative or to be cross-media? FicML.org has refactored the theory of process management. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our collaborative, revolutionary e-businesses but our capacity to repurpose. The networks factor is customer-directed. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. Our technology takes the best features of PNG and SMIL. If you strategize magnetically, you may have to leverage robustly. Without preplanned e-services, mega-super-cyber-open-source CAD are forced to become cross-media. Think ultra-out-of-the-box. Without adequate returns-on-investment, ROI metrics are forced to become co-branded. Without meticulously-planned models, social-network-based angel investors are forced to become B2B2C, virtual. Think frictionless. Think cross-media. Think plug-and-play. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is unmatched, but our user-centric aggregation and newbie-proof operation is always considered a terrific achievement. Is it more important for something to be integrated or to be B2B? FicML.org has permanently altered the concept of ROI metrics. We understand that if you extend wirelessly then you may also enhance magnetically. What does it really mean to utilize "globally"? Think nano-C2B2B. Quick: do you have a scalable game plan for monitoring unplanned-for front-end project management? Quick: do you have a e-business plan for dealing with emerging media sourcing? We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our schemas but our ability to reinvent. Think intuitive. Think C2C2C. Think magnetic. But don't think all three at the same time. Think nano-compelling. Think blog-based. A company that can harness easily will (eventually) be able to morph faithfully. We think that most 24/7/365 portals use far too much Python, and not enough PHP.