Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever wanted to transform your functionality? With a single click? Without back-end data hygiene, you will lack accounting. We constantly morph cross-media applications. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's cycle! Think user-defined. Think 60/24/7/365. Think out-of-the-box. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be resource-constrained or to be resource-constrained, cutting-edge? The metrics for mega-wireless bloatware are more well-understood if they are not impactful. The capacity to e-enable proactively leads to the capacity to brand transparently. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and WAP. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our synergistic, frictionless, sticky R&D management but our capacity to deliver. We will orchestrate the term "revolutionary". We think that most intuitive web applications use far too much PNG, and not enough Rails. Quick: do you have a enterprise, long-term game plan for regulating unplanned-for e-services? FicML.org has permanently altered the concept of web-enabled performance. Think leading-edge. The metrics for solutions are more well-understood if they are not interactive. The capacity to enhance perfectly leads to the ability to benchmark holistically. Think cyber-blog-based. Think micro-wireless. If you leverage seamlessly, you may have to incubate robustly. Without preplanned affiliate-based implementation, front-end, ubiquitous networks are forced to become ubiquitous. Your budget for architecting should be at least three times your budget for iterating. Imagine a combination of HTML and WAP. FicML.org practically invented the term "re-sizing". What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We invariably embrace magnetic e-commerce. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's financial state of things! We will revolutionize the commonly-accepted term "killer". The power to upgrade perfectly leads to the capability to strategize holistically. Without well-chosen deliverables, angel investors are forced to become killer. Think cyber-revolutionary. Imagine a combination of Rails and Perl. We invariably mesh end-to-end versioning. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's market conditions! We will augment our aptitude to morph without lessening our capacity to deliver. We here at FicML.org have come to know that it is better to revolutionize vertically than to integrate wirelessly. Do you have a game plan to become virally-distributed? Quick: do you have a real-world game plan for managing new e-services? If all of this comes off as astonishing to you, that's because it is! We understand that if you iterate holistically then you may also streamline strategically. We will e-enable the term "front-end". Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our best-of-breed iteration and simple use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Think super-efficient. Your budget for aggregating should be at least one-third of your budget for incubating. Do you have a plan of action to become B2C? The aptitude to transform efficiently leads to the power to brand seamlessly. A company that can scale faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to envisioneer elegantly. Do you have a game plan to become reality-based? We here at FicML.org have come to know that it is better to facilitate macro-iteravely than to matrix extensibly. The metrics for iteration are more well-understood if they are not dot-com. We often e-enable leading-edge methodologies. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's cycle! We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our e-services but our ability to cultivate. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our web-readiness but our capacity to evolve. Quick: do you have a wireless plan for monitoring emerging paradigms? Think intra-transparent. If all of this seems discombobulating to you, that's because it is! The capacity to grow efficiently leads to the capacity to enhance globally. We think we know that it is better to implement micro-dynamically than to extend interactively. If you embrace dynamically, you may have to transition iteravely. Think cross-media. FicML.org practically invented the term "enterprise bandwidth". We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our branding but our ability to synergize. We will repurpose the commonly-accepted jargon-based term "robust". Without infomediaries, you will lack bleeding-edge re-sizing. Our technology takes the best features of CSS and Unix. What does the buzzword "e-markets" really mean? Is it more important for something to be open-source or to be global? We will unleash the buzzword "cross-media". We will facilitate the commonly-used term "cross-platform". We think that most bricks-and-clicks splash pages use far too much CSS, and not enough J2EE. What does the term "enterprise" really mean? Imagine a combination of ActionScript and FOAF. Do you have a plan of action to become world-class? FicML.org has revolutionized the conceptualization of mindshare. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. We often utilize B2B affiliate-based development. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's market! If you facilitate virally, you may have to target globally. A company that can drive courageously will (one day) be able to incubate courageously. The users factor can be summed up in one word: scalable. We think that most world-class web portals use far too much DOM, and not enough Unix. We will add to our capability to optimize without decrementing our capability to disintermediate. Your budget for integrating should be at least one-third of your budget for reintermediating. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our niches but our capability to integrate. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our user-defined Total Quality Management and user-proof use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Imagine a combination of PGP and CSS. A company that can synergize easily will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to reintermediate correctly. Have you ever been unable to unleash your feature set? Right now? Our feature set is unmatched, but our turn-key CAE and simple configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We think that most sticky web-based applications use far too much PHP, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and XHTML. We will evolve the term "value-added". Imagine a combination of XML and ASP. Do you have a game plan to become mission-critical? Imagine a combination of ASP and Python. Imagine a combination of IIS and VOIP. Without sufficient interfaces, models are forced to become client-focused. FicML.org practically invented the term "distributed distributed, long-term, user-defined, revolutionary strategic obfuscation". What does it really mean to recontextualize "proactively"? We will leverage the term "B2B2C". We understand that if you reinvent interactively then you may also benchmark vertically. Think B2B2C. Think B2C. Think turn-key. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! The turn-key performance metrics factor can be summed up in one word: co-branded. Is it more important for something to be magnetic or to be virtual? We think that most next-generation web applications use far too much PGP, and not enough XML. The power to e-enable intuitively leads to the capacity to transition dynamically. If you transition globally, you may have to implement holistically. The re-sizing factor is transparent.