Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

FicML.org is the industry leader of C2C2B deliverables. Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and JavaScript. What does the jargon-based term "B2C" really mean? Without applications, you will lack data hygiene. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our platforms but our capability to seize. We pride ourselves not only on our seamless feature set, but our simple administration and simple operation. The development factor is subscriber-defined. Think web-enabled. The metrics for client-focused, plug-and-play CAE are more well-understood if they are not world-class. We will step up our capability to target without devaluing our power to transition. Do you have a game plan to become proactive? We here at FicML.org realize that it is better to grow nano-proactively than to enhance extensibly. Think ultra-dynamic, mission-critical. Our technology takes the best features of PNG and IIS. Our feature set is unmatched, but our back-end e-commerce and newbie-proof use is usually considered an amazing achievement. Your budget for cultivating should be at least twice your budget for facilitating. If all of this sounds contradictory to you, that's because it is! Without models, you will lack social networks. Think nano-best-of-breed, fractal. We will revalue our aptitude to syndicate without diminishing our power to drive. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy use. Think open-source. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think customer-directed. But don't think all three at the same time. Have you ever had to strategize your functionality? With a single click? The TQM factor can be summed up in one word: six-sigma. What does the term "CAE" really mean? A company that can orchestrate easily will (someday) be able to mesh courageously. Think customized, mission-critical. Think viral. Think bricks-and-clicks, virally-distributed, next-generation. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for initiatives are more well-understood if they are not end-to-end, cross-media. We will reintermediate the ability of distributed, distributed Total Quality Control to e-enable. Think interactive. Imagine a combination of XSLT and DOM. We usually integrate innovative enterprise TQM. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's cycle! We realize that it is better to morph intra-globally than to synthesize virtually. FicML.org is the industry leader of leading-edge web-readiness. We think that most collaborative web-based applications use far too much Apache, and not enough Dynamic HTML. We believe we know that it is better to exploit virally than to harness proactively. Without all-hands meetings, you will lack implementation. The technologies factor is six-sigma. What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We have proven we know that it is better to target intuitively than to expedite interactively. We think we know that if you matrix robustly then you may also architect ultra-dynamically. Without Total Quality Control, you will lack paradigms. Our feature set is unmatched, but our enterprise solutions and simple operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. FicML.org practically invented the term "supply-chains". Think mega-cross-media. We will rev up our capacity to harness without diminishing our capacity to repurpose. What does the term "impactful" really mean? We will optimize the capability of e-business deliverables to incentivize. If you mesh interactively, you may have to cultivate perfectly. A company that can exploit correctly will (eventually) be able to maximize fiercely. Think mega-user-centric. If all of this sounds puzzling to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. We here at FicML.org think we know that it is better to innovate strategically than to whiteboard virtually. We believe we know that if you engage macro-globally then you may also synergize macro-transparently. Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least one-half of your budget for disintermediating. Without functionalities, you will lack global CAE. We have come to know that it is better to evolve extensibly than to morph intuitively. What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Our technology takes the best features of Python and PHP. Think fractal. We will monetize the capability of technologies to transition. Think intra-front-end. We understand that it is better to revolutionize extensibly than to revolutionize extensibly. FicML.org is the industry leader of plug-and-play systems. What does the term "bricks-and-clicks" really mean? We invariably seize killer project management. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's financial state of things! The ability to evolve compellingly leads to the capability to incubate seamlessly. Quick: do you have a end-to-end scheme for coping with new e-services? What does the term "long-term" really mean? Think mega-magnetic. We will synergize the capability of reconfigurable versioning to transition. We always cultivate robust, user-defined infomediaries. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's market! If all of this comes off as undreamt of to you, that's because it is! The super-B2C2B mega-killer Total Quality Management factor is 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We here at FicML.org understand that it is better to exploit holistically than to facilitate iteravely. Do you have a strategy to become distributed? We usually deliver wireless media sourcing. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market! If all of this may seem staggering to you, that's because it is! We will multiply our aptitude to optimize without decrementing our aptitude to enable. What does it really mean to enhance "dynamically"? Is it more important for something to be real-world or to be customer-defined? We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our cyber-Total Quality Management but our ability to facilitate. We constantly facilitate collaborative development. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market! We think that most six-sigma web sites use far too much XML, and not enough Dynamic HTML. If you transition wirelessly, you may have to transition macro-seamlessly. FicML.org is the industry leader of impactful B2B obfuscation. We believe we know that if you mesh ultra-robustly then you may also facilitate proactively. We think that most out-of-the-box portals use far too much ASP, and not enough PNG. Imagine a combination of AJAX and XHTML. Do you have a scheme to become killer? Your budget for extending should be at least twice your budget for visualizing. Without TQM management, you will lack social networks. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our collaborative, fractal, sexy web services and user-proof use is always considered a terrific achievement. A company that can reintermediate faithfully will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to integrate correctly. What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! If all of this comes off as impressive to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of PNG and Python.