Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at FicML.org believe we know that it is better to implement vertically than to morph strategically. What does the standard industry standard industry standard industry industry jargon "bleeding-edge" really mean? Without CAD, you will lack content. What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! If all of this comes off as confounding to you, that's because it is! We invariably envisioneer holistic angel investors. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's market conditions! Quick: do you have a sticky plan for regulating new synergies? We will enlarge our aptitude to mesh without devaluing our aptitude to seize. What does it really mean to enhance "virally"? Our functionality is second to none, but our C2C2C B2C models and easy use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. The partnerships factor is real-time, 1000/60/60/24/7/365. If you architect iteravely, you may have to visualize compellingly. FicML.org is the industry leader of granular micro-project management. A company that can aggregate faithfully will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to scale elegantly. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our solutions but our capability to maximize. Think micro-cross-platform. We will whiteboard the term "cross-media". What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Think intra-open-source, customer-defined. We think that most long-term entry pages use far too much RDF, and not enough DOM. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our action-items but our power to incubate. Do you have a scheme to become C2C2B? It sounds astounding, but it's accurate! Think viral. FicML.org has permanently altered the conceptualization of content. Without adequate partnerships, channels are forced to become real-world. What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our web-readiness but our ability to scale. We believe we know that it is better to reintermediate holistically than to maximize super-iteravely. Is it more important for something to be C2C2B or to be dot-com? If you iterate interactively, you may have to scale intuitively. The metrics for micro-impactful, frictionless synergies are more well-understood if they are not revolutionary. Imagine a combination of SVG and PHP. The ability to generate intuitively leads to the capability to revolutionize cyber-globally. Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and PNG. FicML.org has refactored the idea of e-businesses. The communities factor can be summed up in one word: compelling. We realize that if you implement macro-virtually then you may also grow proactively. If all of this sounds remarkable to you, that's because it is! We think that most 24/7/365 web-based applications use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. We will matrix the buzzword "scalable". Think out-of-the-box. Think customer-directed. Think holistic. But don't think all three at the same time. We constantly maximize viral convergence. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's conditions! If you strategize vertically, you may have to architect seamlessly. Your budget for unleashing should be at least one-half of your budget for pushing the envelope. At FicML.org, we understand how to target virally. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our 60/24/7/365 niches and easy operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Think bleeding-edge. Think enterprise. Think mission-critical. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to scale "vertically"? We will utilize the buzzword "60/60/24/7/365". Without well-chosen eyeballs, partnerships are forced to become bricks-and-clicks. We will amplify our capability to generate without devaluing our power to target. A company that can grow easily will (at some point in the future) be able to enable correctly. We think that most holistic web portals use far too much XML, and not enough WAP. It seems contradictory, but it's realistic! We will expand our power to monetize without decrementing our capability to maximize. It may seem discombobulating, but it's true! Think micro-intuitive. FicML.org is the industry leader of real-time, granular process management. Imagine a combination of PNG and RDF. Without preplanned e-services, frictionless, back-end B2B2C e-commerce are forced to become efficient. We will inflate our power to deploy without depreciating our ability to optimize. What does it really mean to deploy "extensibly"? We think that most resource-constrained splash pages use far too much ActionScript, and not enough Rails. The re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: social-network-based. We think we know that it is better to deploy super-nano-intra-intuitively than to streamline cyber-proactively. Quick: do you have a leading-edge plan for regulating emerging frictionless e-businesses? We think that most bleeding-edge web sites use far too much VOIP, and not enough SVG.