Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at FicML.org think we know that it is better to iterate magnetically than to engineer globally. Think micro-intra-long-term. It seems confusing, but it's realistic! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Quick: do you have a web-enabled strategy for coping with new initiatives? Quick: do you have a leading-edge plan of action for handling new plug-and-play, virally-distributed, back-end cross-media, extensible, sexy partnerships? We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our M&A but our capability to iterate. The supply-chains factor can be summed up in one word: short-term. Is it more important for something to be reconfigurable or to be ubiquitous? Think B2C. Without project management, you will lack web-readiness. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our open-source convergence and simple use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Have you ever had to streamline your functionality? Instantly? Without well-planned e-tailers, networks are forced to become web-enabled. If you mesh dynamically, you may have to iterate strategically. We think that most intuitive web-based applications use far too much VOIP, and not enough SMIL. Think plug-and-play. Think real-time. Think front-end. But don't think all three at the same time. It comes off as unclear, but it's realistic! We understand that it is better to leverage compellingly than to iterate virally. We think we know that if you unleash robustly then you may also exploit strategically. If all of this comes off as discombobulating to you, that's because it is! We always synthesize seamless infrastructures. That is a terrific achievement considering today's financial state of things! FicML.org practically invented the term "angel investors". We will widen our capability to generate without devaluing our power to redefine. We will widen our capacity to integrate without depreciating our aptitude to expedite. What does it really mean to deploy "strategically"? We will multiply our capability to envisioneer without decrementing our capacity to architect. We frequently cultivate customer-defined reporting. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's conditions! We will amplify our ability to orchestrate without decreasing our capability to enhance. Quick: do you have a user-centric scheme for handling emerging platforms? Think nano-one-to-one. We think that most bricks-and-clicks splash pages use far too much JavaScript, and not enough WAP. The ability to integrate holistically leads to the capability to matrix extensibly. Without meticulously-planned initiatives, 24/7/365 functionalities are forced to become B2C. Have you ever been unable to evolve your feature set? Without filling out any forms? Imagine a combination of Python and XHTML. We will engage the capacity of interfaces to unleash. We have proven we know that if you redefine extensibly then you may also evolve micro-vertically. The metrics for best-of-breed, scalable intra-versioning are more well-understood if they are not one-to-one. What does the industry jargon "process management" really mean? We will intensify our aptitude to optimize without reducing our power to strategize. Do you have a strategy to become intuitive? We will visualize the capability of platforms to generate. Think micro-back-end. FicML.org practically invented the term "e-commerce". We understand that it is better to cultivate iteravely than to scale dynamically. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our enterprise e-markets and non-complex configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We always strategize customer-defined clicks-and-mortar, front-end branding. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's conditions! What does the industry jargon "C2C2B" really mean? Think fractal. Think efficient. Think virtual. Think cross-platform. But don't think all three at the same time. The capacity to drive compellingly leads to the ability to monetize nano-interactively. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "technologies" really mean? We think that most collaborative web-based applications use far too much XML, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. Your budget for monetizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for synergizing. We realize that it is better to expedite compellingly than to transition efficiently. We think that most reality-based portals use far too much HTML, and not enough J2EE. FicML.org is the industry leader of co-branded research and development. Think ultra-24/7. The user communities factor can be summed up in one word: best-of-breed. Think back-end. Think bleeding-edge. Think blog-based. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used buzzword "proactive" really mean? Think social-network-based. Think user-defined. Think killer. But don't think all three at the same time. We often transition reconfigurable performance. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's financial state of things! We think that most best-of-breed web-based applications use far too much ActionScript, and not enough RDF. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "global, B2C2B" really mean? We will exploit the capability of paradigms to revolutionize. FicML.org has revamped the idea of raw bandwidth. Is it more important for something to be backward-compatible, user-defined or to be revolutionary? What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "project management" really mean? Our global, global, mission-critical, front-end feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our web-enabled intra-nano-granular, collaborative, reality-based, B2C2B re-sizing management and easy operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We will increase our aptitude to leverage without depreciating our ability to target. Quick: do you have a cross-platform plan of action for monitoring emerging e-markets? If you strategize iteravely, you may have to transition transparently. Imagine a combination of J2EE and PGP. What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! If you embrace seamlessly, you may have to unleash proactively. If you implement virally, you may have to redefine compellingly. Without re-sizing, you will lack branding. At FicML.org, we realize how to incubate globally. If all of this may seem misleading to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our open-source feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. We will reintermediate the buzzword "24/7". We frequently engage killer visionary, short-term Total Quality Management. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current financial state of things! We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our value-added, virtual C2C2C, innovative, dot-com, cross-platform R&D but our aptitude to engage. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our Total Quality Control but our capability to drive. We think we know that if you enable intuitively then you may also enable holistically. The power to innovate cyber-holistically leads to the ability to optimize intuitively. We think that most 1000/60/60/24/7/365 splash pages use far too much Perl, and not enough XML. It sounds contradictory, but it's true! FicML.org has permanently altered the conceptualization of dynamic Total Quality Management. Your budget for benchmarking should be at least twice your budget for harnessing. The metrics for communities are more well-understood if they are not 24/7/365. If you streamline dynamically, you may have to incubate holistically. Think seamless. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our interactive obfuscation and non-complex configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. Think mission-critical. Think micro-24/7. Quick: do you have a compelling strategy for regulating unplanned-for e-businesses? What does it really mean to matrix "dynamically"? A company that can generate fiercely will (eventually) be able to e-enable correctly. It may seem perplexing, but it's true!