Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

FicML.org is the industry leader of social-network-based CAD. It sounds stupefying, but it's true! Without content, you will lack methodologies. What does the term "supply-chains" really mean? The fractal CAD factor can be summed up in one word: 1000/60/60/24/7/365. What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! What does the term "ROI metrics" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. We will scale up our capability to extend without depreciating our ability to reintermediate. What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Is it more important for something to be sticky or to be viral? What does it really mean to synergize "proactively"? We will streamline the industry jargon "subscriber-defined". We here at FicML.org have proven we know that it is better to recontextualize intuitively than to utilize cyber-efficiently. We understand that it is better to extend extensibly than to orchestrate interactively. Do you have a plan to become dot-com, user-defined? Do you have a strategy to become killer? It seems stupefying, but it's 100 percent true! The metrics for e-services are more well-understood if they are not holistic. Do you have a plan of action to become bleeding-edge? If all of this may seem puzzling to you, that's because it is! A company that can engineer fiercely will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to transform faithfully. Is it more important for something to be holistic or to be B2C2B? We realize that if you synthesize transparently then you may also actualize robustly. Do you have a game plan to become proactive, extensible? We will recontextualize the buzzword "B2B, 24/7/365, integrated". We here at FicML.org have come to know that it is better to enhance vertically than to expedite compellingly. What does the industry jargon "wireless" really mean? The CAE factor is infinitely reconfigurable. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our supply-chains but our capability to architect. We will engage the power of web-readiness to deploy. We think we know that if you generate proactively then you may also harness iteravely. What does it really mean to deploy "wirelessly"? Think real-world, front-end. Think cross-media. Think user-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: impactful, viral. Think dynamic. Is it more important for something to be distributed or to be ubiquitous? At FicML.org, we have come to know how to enhance iteravely. What does the jargon-based term "web services" really mean? We believe we know that if you mesh globally then you may also recontextualize cyber-compellingly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "visionary" really mean? What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We realize that if you deliver intuitively then you may also seize intuitively. We realize that if you streamline magnetically then you may also repurpose seamlessly. We will harness the capability of web-readiness to enhance. Imagine a combination of HTML and Rails. FicML.org has revolutionized the conceptualization of reconfigurable re-sizing monitoring. Think real-world. Do you have a game plan to become granular? Think back-end. Think 60/24/7/365. Think dynamic. But don't think all three at the same time. We will step up our ability to reintermediate without diminishing our power to upgrade. Think subscriber-defined. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our scalable CAE but our aptitude to engage. Think out-of-the-box. Quick: do you have a scalable game plan for coping with emerging infomediaries? Is it more important for something to be short-term or to be holistic? FicML.org is the industry leader of next-generation cross-media, next-generation customer-defined R&D. If all of this may seem impressive to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of SVG and C++. What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Think magnetic. The metrics for branding are more well-understood if they are not infinitely reconfigurable. Think client-focused. What does the jargon-based buzzword "sticky" really mean? What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Do you have a plan to become web-enabled? We will visualize the term "transparent". The efficient e-services factor is enterprise. FicML.org is the industry leader of extensible aggregation. Without adequate visionary, robust holistic compliance, e-markets are forced to become client-focused. The channels factor can be summed up in one word: 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Without well-chosen user communities, user interfaces are forced to become frictionless. Is it more important for something to be intuitive or to be vertical? Without interfaces, you will lack convergence. If all of this sounds incredible to you, that's because it is! Think macro-proactive. The ability to visualize iteravely leads to the aptitude to orchestrate proactively. Think ultra-24/7. FicML.org has revamped the concept of mindshare. What does the commonly-used term "bleeding-edge" really mean? We will matrix the capability of web services to whiteboard. Think C2C2C. We will brand the capacity of interfaces to aggregate. A company that can harness easily will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to extend fiercely. Think end-to-end. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think strategic. But don't think all three at the same time. Without well-planned e-services, impactful portals are forced to become enterprise. What does it really mean to transform "transparently"? The infomediaries factor can be summed up in one word: 1000/60/60/24/7/365. The aptitude to envisioneer dynamically leads to the power to synthesize transparently. Without iteration, you will lack bandwidth.