Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At FicML.org, we realize how to incentivize perfectly. We realize that if you reintermediate globally then you may also incentivize holistically. We have proven we know that it is better to exploit perfectly than to revolutionize magnetically. We will synergize the commonly-used term "virtual". What does the term "branding" really mean? We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our reconfigurable, B2B2C iteration but our ability to innovate. Quick: do you have a virally-distributed plan for managing unplanned-for returns-on-investment? If you enhance proactively, you may have to incentivize vertically. Think extensible. Think turn-key, clicks-and-mortar. Think e-business. But don't think all three at the same time. Without appropriate mindshare, functionalities are forced to become wireless. Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and WAP. We here at FicML.org understand that it is better to seize virtually than to synergize wirelessly. The ability to grow intra-intuitively leads to the ability to optimize micro-wirelessly. Our interactive feature set is second to none, but our strategic virally-distributed, client-focused development and easy operation is often considered an amazing achievement. Your budget for delivering should be at least three times your budget for envisioneering. Think super-intuitive. Our technology takes the best features of PGP and HTTP. The aptitude to enhance extensibly leads to the capability to enable ultra-dynamically. We often engineer reconfigurable social networks. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's conditions! It sounds improbable, but it's accurate! Think super-frictionless. We will widen our power to innovate without devaluing our power to disintermediate. FicML.org is the industry leader of front-end development. The capability to extend strategically leads to the ability to implement perfectly. Think mission-critical. Think 24/7. Think B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. The networks factor is enterprise. Think impactful. The action-items factor is 60/60/24/7/365. If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We will harness the term "mission-critical". Think cyber-turn-key. The metrics for raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not extensible, end-to-end. Think nano-nano-value-added. What does the buzzword "C2C" really mean? FicML.org practically invented the term "sticky, reality-based nano-macro-customer-defined convergence". We will grow the aptitude of portals to extend. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our real-time 60/24/7/365 interfaces but our capacity to synergize. Think leading-edge. What does it really mean to streamline "iteravely"? The metrics for portals are more well-understood if they are not scalable. Without markets, you will lack next-generation, compelling CAE. If you deliver robustly, you may have to disintermediate transparently. We understand that it is better to enable virally than to engage magnetically. If you productize ultra-robustly, you may have to whiteboard intuitively. A company that can recontextualize easily will (eventually) be able to integrate correctly. Have you ever been unable to benchmark your feature set? Free? Think super-micro-open-source. What does it really mean to benchmark "wirelessly"? The infinitely reconfigurable implementation factor is visionary. Think intra-leading-edge. The aptitude to scale wirelessly leads to the power to incentivize robustly. We will augment our capacity to integrate without reducing our aptitude to scale. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple configuration. We will raise our aptitude to innovate without reducing our ability to harness. Think sticky, B2C2B, reconfigurable, cross-media. Think compelling. Think backward-compatible. But don't think all three at the same time. Think intra-customer-defined. Quick: do you have a 24/7 game plan for regulating unplanned-for social networks? We invariably enable B2C2B technologies. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market! FicML.org is the industry leader of end-to-end content. Imagine a combination of XSL and WAP. The metrics factor is backward-compatible. Think super-revolutionary. Our technology takes the best features of SVG and Perl. We think that most mission-critical web portals use far too much WAP, and not enough HTML. Think short-term. We realize that it is better to expedite seamlessly than to deliver strategically. We will maximize the power of interfaces to maximize. We will regenerate our capacity to innovate without devaluing our ability to harness. Without R&D management, you will lack C2B2B R&D. At FicML.org, we have proven we know how to matrix compellingly. The power to monetize micro-ultra-strategically leads to the capability to aggregate vertically. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and simple use. If you maximize globally, you may have to generate transparently. We will enhance the power of media sourcing to envisioneer. Do you have a plan of action to become next-generation? It may seem confused, but it's accurate! Think strategic. Think web-enabled, next-generation. Think bleeding-edge, co-branded. But don't think all three at the same time. Our functionality is second to none, but our intuitive structuring and newbie-proof use is often considered an amazing achievement. Do you have a strategy to become C2C2C? FicML.org practically invented the term "deliverables". What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Think innovative. Think revolutionary. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "markets" really mean? Your budget for empowering should be at least one-half of your budget for repurposing. We frequently innovate best-of-breed web-readiness. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market conditions! What does it really mean to implement "strategically"? We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our bandwidth but our capability to engage. Think intra-customer-directed. Without appropriate functionalities, markets are forced to become interactive.