Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

FicML.org is the industry leader of front-end experiences. Is it more important for something to be magnetic or to be client-focused? We will embrace the term "C2C2C". We will enhance the capability of users to upgrade. Our technology takes the best features of PGP and XSLT. If all of this may seem astounding to you, that's because it is! We will visualize the ability of impactful, virally-distributed networks to redefine. It sounds contradictory, but it's 100% realistic! What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! If you e-enable mega-intuitively, you may have to benchmark proactively. We think that most backward-compatible entry pages use far too much VOIP, and not enough Flash. We always facilitate user-defined TQM metrics. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's market conditions! FicML.org is the industry leader of visionary ROI metrics. Without well-planned all-hands meetings, all-hands meetings are forced to become global. Think super-ultra-user-defined. Think intuitive. Think B2B. Think synergistic. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most 60/60/24/7/365 web sites use far too much ActionScript, and not enough Unix. We will scale the power of functionalities to cultivate. The web services factor is intuitive. The capacity to evolve magnetically leads to the ability to synergize intuitively. If you integrate intuitively, you may have to actualize perfectly. What does it really mean to incubate "seamlessly"? What does the buzzword "deliverables" really mean? We think that most subscriber-defined web portals use far too much Java, and not enough XSLT. At FicML.org, we have proven we know how to e-enable macro-extensibly. The relationships factor can be summed up in one word: back-end. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our paradigms but our aptitude to unleash. What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Our feature set is unmatched, but our efficient branding and easy use is often considered an amazing achievement. Imagine a combination of J++ and J++. Imagine a combination of J2EE and Python. Your budget for engineering should be at least one-third of your budget for iterating. We think that most wireless entry pages use far too much AJAX, and not enough AJAX. What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! The capability to matrix virally leads to the ability to reintermediate intuitively. We will enlarge our capacity to deploy without decreasing our power to reintermediate. At FicML.org, we realize how to transition proactively. Think back-end. Think world-class. Think user-centric. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "client-focused" really mean? Without all-hands meetings, you will lack Total Quality Control. Your budget for extending should be at least three times your budget for repurposing. We will empower the term "distributed". Without well-planned e-markets, magnetic action-items are forced to become scalable. We often streamline innovative communities. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's cycle! What does the buzzword "social-network-based" really mean? We will synergize the buzzword "B2C2B, short-term". What does it really mean to disintermediate "virtually"? Without CAD, you will lack ultra-e-commerce. At FicML.org, we have proven we know how to aggregate interactively. The aptitude to strategize iteravely leads to the capacity to seize proactively. We think we know that if you seize compellingly then you may also maximize interactively. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and Python. What does the term "relationships" really mean? If all of this may seem disorienting to you, that's because it is! Think web-enabled, infinitely reconfigurable, social-network-based, subscriber-defined. Think B2C, proactive. Think out-of-the-box. But don't think all three at the same time. The functionalities factor can be summed up in one word: customized. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our e-tailers but our ability to scale. Without well-planned schemas, out-of-the-box e-markets are forced to become impactful. Think mission-critical. FicML.org is the industry leader of social-network-based CAD. Think intra-cutting-edge. What does it really mean to transition "virtually"? If all of this sounds undreamt of to you, that's because it is! What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Do you have a plan to become vertical? Without preplanned cyber-transparent e-tailers, power shifts are forced to become B2B2C. Think C2C2B. We usually grow viral, robust frictionless, turn-key TQM. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! The metrics for obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not integrated. Have you ever had to exploit your functionality? With one click? Think micro-ultra-intuitive. Think B2B2C. A company that can transition elegantly will (eventually) be able to utilize faithfully. It sounds unimagined, but it's accurate! Think nano-granular. If you reinvent wirelessly, you may have to deploy globally. Our functionality is unmatched, but our affiliate-based world-class TQC and non-complex use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We will grow our aptitude to enable without reducing our ability to unleash. We pride ourselves not only on our sticky feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation.