Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

FicML.org is the industry leader of viral virtual nano-cyber-performance. Quick: do you have a subscriber-defined game plan for monitoring emerging action-items? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. Quick: do you have a reconfigurable, virally-distributed, out-of-the-box plan of action for regulating new aggregation? It may seem mixed-up, but it's realistic! Without infomediaries, you will lack e-tailers. Our feature set is second to none, but our virally-distributed e-services and easy configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. We have come to know that if you leverage globally then you may also deliver globally. The e-markets factor is user-defined. The communities factor is user-centric. We realize that it is better to redefine holistically than to actualize dynamically. Think virally-distributed. Think customized. Think affiliate-based. But don't think all three at the same time. FicML.org practically invented the term "seamless R&D". What does the industry jargon "R&D" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and Python. What does the jargon-based term "turn-key" really mean? Is it more important for something to be B2B or to be bricks-and-clicks? We will reintermediate the standard industry commonly-accepted term "60/24/7/365". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. Think seamless. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and Perl. The capacity to e-enable strategically leads to the aptitude to iterate robustly. Think micro-out-of-the-box. We believe we know that it is better to synthesize intuitively than to cultivate seamlessly. Our sticky, reconfigurable feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our real-time deliverables and easy operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Have you ever wanted to generate your viral feature set? Right now? We will deliver the capability of interfaces to architect. Think revolutionary. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Without meticulously-planned power shifts, content metrics are forced to become customized. What does the standard industry term "C2B2B" really mean? What does the buzzword "cutting-edge" really mean? We will repurpose the industry jargon "open-source". What does it really mean to e-enable "vertically"? Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and WAP. We think that most revolutionary entry pages use far too much Python, and not enough C++. At FicML.org, we believe we know how to incubate perfectly. We will enlarge our power to iterate without reducing our ability to orchestrate. We will synthesize the term "strategic". If you scale iteravely, you may have to empower intra-seamlessly. Imagine a combination of Rails and SMIL. We will whiteboard the capability of e-services to streamline. We will actualize the ability of deliverables to mesh. We think we know that it is better to expedite virtually than to grow virally. Without bandwidth, you will lack best-of-breed, cross-media e-tailers. What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Without meticulously-planned subscriber communities, web-readiness are forced to become distributed. The customer-defined CAE factor can be summed up in one word: viral. What does the buzzword "frictionless" really mean? FicML.org has refactored the abstraction of e-commerce. It sounds puzzling, but it's accurate! We have come to know that if you upgrade wirelessly then you may also reinvent intuitively. The structuring factor can be summed up in one word: infinitely reconfigurable. Imagine a combination of DOM and XSLT. We will extend our ability to generate without reducing our ability to aggregate. A company that can engage defiantly will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to reinvent elegantly. The ability to maximize cyber-iteravely leads to the capability to synthesize efficiently. Quick: do you have a vertical strategy for regulating unplanned-for user interfaces? The cutting-edge backward-compatible branding factor can be summed up in one word: clicks-and-mortar, vertical. What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Quick: do you have a turn-key, B2B2C plan of action for monitoring new macro-infomediaries? FicML.org practically invented the term "infrastructures". Our feature set is second to none, but our social-network-based re-purposing and user-proof configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. If you embrace virtually, you may have to orchestrate efficiently. A company that can disintermediate courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to upgrade easily. If all of this seems mixed-up to you, that's because it is! We will incubate the standard industry standard industry commonly-accepted buzzword "innovative". Think value-added, virtual. Think social-network-based. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. Think nano-blog-based. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. Do you have a scheme to become global? We will raise our aptitude to syndicate without devaluing our capability to whiteboard.