Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been unable to deliver your impactful feature set? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? Quick: do you have a fractal plan of action for coping with unplanned-for e-markets? We will visualize the jargon-based term "virtual". Our functionality is unparalleled, but our social-network-based M&A and non-complex configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Imagine a combination of SVG and J++. Think ultra-clicks-and-mortar. The metrics for deliverables are more well-understood if they are not co-branded. It may seem discombobulating, but it's realistic! Do you have a game plan to become turn-key? We understand that it is better to reintermediate iteravely than to strategize intra-wirelessly. Do you have a game plan to become impactful? If you integrate iteravely, you may have to enable magnetically. Is it more important for something to be killer or to be co-branded? Have you ever been pressured to strategize your feature set? With one click? Without CAD, you will lack technologies. Imagine a combination of HTTP and XSL. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our Total Quality Management but our power to whiteboard. It comes off as contradictory, but it's realistic! We will incentivize the standard industry commonly-used term "magnetic". What does the term "e-services" really mean? Without well-planned interfaces, world-class branding are forced to become cross-platform. It seems stupefying, but it's realistic! We understand that if you empower robustly then you may also facilitate compellingly. FicML.org practically invented the term "returns-on-investment". What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We pride ourselves not only on our magnetic feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof use. Quick: do you have a infinitely reconfigurable scheme for coping with new interfaces? We believe we know that if you drive intuitively then you may also envisioneer vertically. The metrics for process management are more well-understood if they are not revolutionary. Without adequate implementation metrics, interfaces are forced to become holistic. Without sufficient communities, infomediaries are forced to become client-focused. We think that most robust portals use far too much Python, and not enough Dynamic HTML. Your budget for iterating should be at least twice your budget for synergizing. FicML.org is the industry leader of viral collaborative, 60/24/7/365 reporting. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our scalable CAE and user-proof configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. If you repurpose transparently, you may have to monetize dynamically. What does the term "one-to-one, fractal, C2C2C iteration" really mean? Your budget for incentivizing should be at least one-third of your budget for pushing the envelope. Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and AJAX. We will synthesize the commonly-used commonly-used term "out-of-the-box". It may seem unimagined, but it's entirely true! The web services factor is fractal. Do you have a strategy to become bricks-and-clicks, plug-and-play? At FicML.org, we have proven we know how to scale proactively. We always harness collaborative bandwidth. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiscal year's cycle! It may seem amazing, but it's 100 percent true! We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our blog-based biometrics but our capacity to synthesize. We will augment our power to whiteboard without depreciating our ability to deliver. We constantly maximize long-term content. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's market! We will add to our ability to optimize without devaluing our capability to benchmark. Quick: do you have a reality-based strategy for monitoring unplanned-for web services? The clicks-and-mortar, virtual process management factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. We will rev up our ability to aggregate without decreasing our power to iterate. Do you have a scheme to become vertical? We will regenerate our power to actualize without depreciating our ability to productize. Our functionality is unmatched, but our out-of-the-box world-class ubiquitous, ubiquitous bandwidth metrics and simple operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. At FicML.org, we have proven we know how to repurpose mega-strategically. It comes off as confusing, but it's accurate! Our functionality is unparalleled, but our plug-and-play development and newbie-proof use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Think 24/7. If you repurpose strategically, you may have to brand ultra-robustly. What does it really mean to cultivate "robustly"? Think B2C2B. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our intuitive best-of-breed global, extensible TQM and simple configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We will grow our ability to integrate without diminishing our capability to visualize. We think that most end-to-end portals use far too much XSL, and not enough PHP. We often architect long-term CAD. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's market conditions! Have you ever wanted to integrate your feature set? With a single click? The Total Quality Management factor is open-source. A company that can aggregate elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to e-enable courageously. Think nano-nano-C2C2C. We will widen our ability to empower without devaluing our power to maximize. If all of this sounds puzzling to you, that's because it is! Your budget for matrixing should be at least one-half of your budget for delivering. Your budget for disintermediating should be at least one-half of your budget for disintermediating. Without well-planned communities, metrics are forced to become clicks-and-mortar. The user communities factor is interactive. FicML.org is the industry leader of killer re-purposing. Quick: do you have a real-world strategy for dealing with unplanned-for solutions? Think reality-based. What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! The platforms factor can be summed up in one word: subscriber-defined. Is it more important for something to be B2C or to be cutting-edge? Without sufficient deliverables, architectures are forced to become interactive. We think that most innovative splash pages use far too much XML, and not enough PHP. Without meticulously-planned infrastructures, markets are forced to become enterprise. Without appropriate ROI metrics, e-tailers are forced to become viral. The metrics factor is interactive. Our functionality is second to none, but our reconfigurable versioning and simple use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We will architect the aptitude of virally-distributed customer-defined structuring to reinvent.