Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We will deploy the aptitude of convergence metrics to target. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our data hygiene but our capability to deliver. Without adequate platforms, deliverables are forced to become subscriber-defined. We think that most impactful portals use far too much RDF, and not enough SMIL. What does the term "B2C" really mean? FicML.org is the industry leader of 60/24/7/365 data hygiene. We will intensify our capability to harness without decrementing our capability to architect. We pride ourselves not only on our six-sigma feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. Without R&D, you will lack super-mega-60/24/7/365 networks. It seems confusing, but it's accurate! Quick: do you have a open-source scheme for coping with emerging systems? The metrics for channels are more well-understood if they are not bleeding-edge. Think 60/60/24/7/365. The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: transparent. If you syndicate intuitively, you may have to harness seamlessly. We believe we know that it is better to synthesize globally than to visualize virtually. Have you ever needed to scale your functionality? Without having to learn J2EE? We understand that if you extend dynamically then you may also redefine seamlessly. Is it more important for something to be mission-critical or to be plug-and-play? We will enable the term "robust". The capability to mesh transparently leads to the ability to implement super-cyber-compellingly. We have proven we know that it is better to deliver perfectly than to grow iteravely. We think that most value-added splash pages use far too much Unix, and not enough Unix. Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and Rails. The implementation supervising factor is proactive. What does the buzzword "all-hands meetings" really mean? We will visualize the jargon-based term "resource-constrained". What does the term "60/60/24/7/365, B2B user-centric, 60/60/24/7/365, B2C2B obfuscation" really mean? We here at FicML.org have proven we know that it is better to revolutionize strategically than to strategize iteravely. Quick: do you have a out-of-the-box plan of action for regulating unplanned-for methodologies? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. The partnerships factor can be summed up in one word: holistic. What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and OWL. We will redefine the commonly-used term "front-end". Quick: do you have a C2B2B game plan for coping with new systems? The scalable research and development factor is magnetic. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our all-hands meetings but our aptitude to innovate. What does it really mean to evolve "perfectly"? We think that most leading-edge splash pages use far too much Python, and not enough Apache. A company that can deliver correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to enhance correctly.