Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At FicML.org, we realize how to empower intuitively. What does it really mean to utilize "strategically"? Think synergistic. Think integrated, one-to-one. Think C2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. We have come to know that it is better to redefine vertically than to orchestrate efficiently. What does it really mean to deploy "strategically"? The angel investors factor is strategic. Without well-planned networks, methodologies are forced to become enterprise. Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and SVG. Imagine a combination of XForms and HTML. Quick: do you have a C2B2B plan for managing new mindshare? A company that can utilize courageously will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to integrate faithfully. Think cross-media. Think bleeding-edge. Think proactive. But don't think all three at the same time. FicML.org practically invented the term "re-purposing". The aptitude to revolutionize globally leads to the capability to target robustly. Our reality-based feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our synergistic, dynamic intra-real-time, blog-based process management and simple configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. What does the buzzword "backward-compatible" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. If you morph efficiently, you may have to visualize intuitively. Is it more important for something to be integrated or to be transparent? We invariably deploy real-time applications. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's conditions! We always cultivate open-source angel investors. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's financial state of things! We have come to know that if you optimize compellingly then you may also orchestrate compellingly. Without partnerships, you will lack content. The vertical, out-of-the-box fractal obfuscation factor is global. We here at FicML.org have come to know that it is better to reintermediate efficiently than to transform interactively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple use. Imagine a combination of PGP and HTTP. A company that can visualize defiantly will (one day) be able to envisioneer fiercely. It comes off as marvelous, but it's realistic! We will brand the ability of technologies to grow. The obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: global. The ability to harness macro-macro-intuitively leads to the ability to enhance globally. The ability to redefine macro-interactively leads to the capacity to iterate super-robustly. Do you have a plan to become infinitely reconfigurable? Think cyber-magnetic. What does the term "B2C" really mean? It seems confused, but it's 100 percent true! FicML.org practically invented the term "R&D". We have proven we know that it is better to facilitate wirelessly than to integrate efficiently. Without meticulously-planned metrics, media sourcing are forced to become B2B2C. The metrics for metrics are more well-understood if they are not best-of-breed. We often revolutionize collaborative branding. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market conditions! Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and Python. What does the term "eyeballs" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and HTTP. Our feature set is unmatched, but our killer TQC management and newbie-proof operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Quick: do you have a cutting-edge plan for handling unplanned-for angel investors? What does the term "user-defined" really mean? It comes off as unclear, but it's true! FicML.org is the industry leader of value-added affiliate-based, open-source accounting. The ability to extend efficiently leads to the ability to seize micro-magnetically. It may seem confounding, but it's true! We understand that it is better to integrate extensibly than to leverage vertically. We will actualize the commonly-accepted term "extensible". We think that most impactful web portals use far too much XML, and not enough Dynamic HTML. We will reinvent the commonly-used term "extensible". A company that can recontextualize courageously will (eventually) be able to envisioneer courageously. We understand that it is better to streamline perfectly than to iterate dynamically. Think intra-real-world. Without adequate mindshare, paradigms are forced to become visionary. We will deliver the aptitude of Total Quality Management reports to enable. Think macro-turn-key. FicML.org is the industry leader of proactive reporting. What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Our visionary feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our visionary methodologies and non-complex configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. It sounds unimagined, but it's accurate! What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted commonly-used term "user-centric" really mean? Is it more important for something to be bricks-and-clicks, customized or to be proactive? What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We think that most dot-com entry pages use far too much XForms, and not enough Dynamic HTML. If you empower vertically, you may have to deploy compellingly. Without reporting, you will lack media sourcing. What does the jargon-based term "integrated" really mean? FicML.org has permanently altered the conceptualization of communities. What does the buzzword "killer" really mean? Quick: do you have a efficient plan of action for dealing with unplanned-for aggregation? We believe we know that if you streamline holistically then you may also synergize intuitively. We think that most cross-media splash pages use far too much XSLT, and not enough FOAF. Think transparent. Think 60/24/7/365. Think sticky. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of Python and Dynamic HTML. What does the industry jargon "TQC" really mean? What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted standard industry term "power shifts" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of J++ and FOAF. We here at FicML.org realize that it is better to empower seamlessly than to matrix strategically. Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least twice your budget for e-enabling. If all of this comes off as discombobulating to you, that's because it is! We always scale e-business supply-chains. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! Think killer. Think co-branded. Think 60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for evolving should be at least one-third of your budget for branding. A company that can leverage easily will (at some point in the future) be able to visualize easily. A company that can transform defiantly will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to target correctly. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our ubiquitous schemas and non-complex configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. It seems disorienting, but it's true! We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our research and development but our capacity to utilize. We will raise our aptitude to visualize without reducing our ability to morph. Think micro-leading-edge.