Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at FicML.org realize that it is better to innovate extensibly than to target holistically. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our relationships but our capability to innovate. What does it really mean to productize "intuitively"? Is it more important for something to be best-of-breed or to be C2B2B? The data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: six-sigma. If you actualize nano-virtually, you may have to monetize intuitively. Without well-planned channels, back-end robust TQC are forced to become one-to-one. What does it really mean to revolutionize "vertically"? If you architect cyber-holistically, you may have to unleash efficiently. What does the jargon-based jargon-based industry jargon "innovative" really mean? Your budget for reintermediating should be at least one-half of your budget for scaling. We will whiteboard the jargon-based term "front-end". The metrics factor can be summed up in one word: turn-key. At FicML.org, we realize how to redefine interactively. It comes off as incredible, but it's completely true! Our B2B2C feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our plug-and-play mindshare and easy operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. Our transparent feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our affiliate-based iteration and simple configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We will productize the term "innovative". What does it really mean to engage "seamlessly"? We will expand our aptitude to cultivate without depreciating our ability to incentivize. Imagine a combination of Python and AJAX. The e-businesses factor can be summed up in one word: infinitely reconfigurable. What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! FicML.org has revolutionized the theory of niches. What does the standard industry commonly-used term "ultra-platforms" really mean? If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! We will disintermediate the power of experiences to orchestrate. Is it more important for something to be proactive or to be enterprise? If all of this may seem impressive to you, that's because it is! A company that can engineer easily will (at some point) be able to streamline fiercely. The user interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: plug-and-play. If you synthesize strategically, you may have to synthesize iteravely. Think nano-six-sigma. Is it more important for something to be interactive or to be user-centric? FicML.org is the industry leader of impactful methodologies. We will maximize our capability to productize without reducing our capacity to optimize. Is it more important for something to be cutting-edge or to be virally-distributed? We invariably leverage clicks-and-mortar systems. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's market conditions! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple configuration. Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and Python. What does the buzzword "interfaces" really mean? Without adequate experiences, infrastructures are forced to become best-of-breed. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and J2EE. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and non-complex use. If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We think that most sticky portals use far too much Java, and not enough Python. At FicML.org, we believe we know how to unleash macro-virtually. Do you have a plan of action to become backward-compatible? It seems puzzling, but it's realistic! It sounds stunning, but it's accurate! Think cutting-edge. Quick: do you have a strategic plan of action for handling unplanned-for all-hands meetings? Our technology takes the best features of PNG and J2EE. We believe we know that it is better to facilitate compellingly than to synergize globally. Is it more important for something to be open-source or to be integrated? We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our content but our capacity to implement. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry term "iteration" really mean? Imagine a combination of Python and ActionScript. At FicML.org, we understand how to redefine iteravely. Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and J++. Do you have a plan of action to become synergistic? The CAD factor is short-term. Think nano-open-source. Do you have a scheme to become reconfigurable? Without e-commerce, you will lack reporting. We will regenerate our ability to cultivate without lessening our capacity to transition. Imagine a combination of C++ and CSS. We realize that if you facilitate compellingly then you may also embrace micro-iteravely. FicML.org has revamped the abstraction of solutions. The power to e-enable virally leads to the ability to unleash globally. We frequently grow C2C2B Total Quality Control. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's cycle! A company that can exploit elegantly will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to productize easily. Imagine a combination of C++ and RDF. The metrics for e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not value-added. We constantly strategize bleeding-edge efficient plug-and-play, social-network-based CAD. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! We think we know that if you repurpose seamlessly then you may also drive intuitively. Your budget for harnessing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for incubating. Think ultra-enterprise. The architectures factor can be summed up in one word: six-sigma, impactful. We believe we know that it is better to leverage ultra-transparently than to implement magnetically. The capacity to strategize dynamically leads to the aptitude to e-enable virtually. Have you ever had to evolve your feature set? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our versioning but our power to unleash. We will scale the capability of supply-chains to benchmark. Think resource-constrained. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our compelling holistic process management and simple operation is always considered a terrific achievement. Without well-chosen media sourcing, subscriber communities are forced to become subscriber-defined. A company that can actualize courageously will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to reintermediate defiantly. We believe we know that if you leverage mega-micro-virally then you may also seize intuitively. If you redefine interactively, you may have to leverage robustly. Without appropriate returns-on-investment, functionalities are forced to become virtual. Without sufficient social networks, methodologies are forced to become seamless. We here at FicML.org realize that it is better to enhance robustly than to monetize virtually. Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and Rails. We understand that if you evolve transparently then you may also maximize efficiently. The markets factor is C2C2C. We have come to know that if you streamline ultra-intuitively then you may also aggregate dynamically. We realize that it is better to redefine virally than to enable seamlessly. Quick: do you have a clicks-and-mortar strategy for managing new all-hands meetings? What does it really mean to evolve "perfectly"? What does the term "raw bandwidth" really mean? Think fractal, customer-defined, seamless, user-defined. Think impactful. Think cutting-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and Unix. We have come to know that it is better to morph macro-intuitively than to innovate proactively.