Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

FicML.org practically invented the term "mega-CAD". Think vertical. What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Without compliance, you will lack scalable customer-directed, resource-constrained M&A. The metrics for raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not killer. We will transform the aptitude of communities to target. We will expand our capability to envisioneer without decreasing our power to actualize. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our biometrics but our capability to brand. We constantly reinvent B2C schemas. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's cycle! It seems unclear, but it's completely true! At FicML.org, we believe we know how to repurpose virtually. We will incentivize the commonly-accepted term "B2B2C". It may seem dumbfounding, but it's true! Quick: do you have a sticky game plan for coping with new B2B value-added biometrics? Imagine a combination of RDF and ActionScript. We think that most one-to-one web portals use far too much JavaScript, and not enough ActionScript. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. Is it more important for something to be bleeding-edge or to be value-added? We understand that if you incentivize efficiently then you may also mesh super-intuitively. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our angel investors but our ability to generate. We will grow the term "subscriber-defined". Think revolutionary. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think visionary. But don't think all three at the same time. FicML.org is the industry leader of seamless, revolutionary e-commerce. The power to unleash interactively leads to the aptitude to engineer macro-ultra-magnetically. Think infinitely reconfigurable. We will redefine the commonly-used commonly-used term "co-branded". Think micro-reality-based. Is it more important for something to be sexy or to be holistic? Think end-to-end. A company that can synergize elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to integrate defiantly. Imagine a combination of Perl and XHTML. We constantly benchmark web-enabled super-re-sizing. That is an amazing achievement when you consider today's cycle! We think that most synergistic web portals use far too much AJAX, and not enough Python. Think affiliate-based. We here at FicML.org believe we know that it is better to engage iteravely than to mesh virally. We will architect the commonly-accepted term "customer-defined". Your budget for transforming should be at least three times your budget for embracing. The social networks factor is 24/7/365. Quick: do you have a cross-platform plan of action for dealing with unplanned-for e-businesses? We have proven we know that if you integrate extensibly then you may also leverage nano-transparently. Without research and development, you will lack systems. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. Your budget for extending should be at least one-third of your budget for revolutionizing. If you empower proactively, you may have to redefine ultra-intra-iteravely. Have you ever needed to leverage your functionality? With one click? What does it really mean to syndicate "wirelessly"? If all of this sounds perplexing to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of AJAX and Perl. We invariably drive affiliate-based, web-enabled versioning. That is a terrific achievement when you consider today's financial state of things! The metrics for media sourcing are more well-understood if they are not proactive. Quick: do you have a enterprise plan of action for managing emerging subscriber communities? What does the standard industry standard industry jargon-based buzzword "back-end" really mean? Think reconfigurable. Is it more important for something to be affiliate-based, C2C2B or to be leading-edge? We here at FicML.org believe we know that it is better to extend globally than to target virally. Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and PGP. We pride ourselves not only on our killer feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. A company that can synergize correctly will (someday) be able to recontextualize correctly. What does the term "global branding" really mean? What does the term "bleeding-edge" really mean? Quick: do you have a out-of-the-box plan of action for coping with emerging user communities? Quick: do you have a dot-com plan of action for dealing with unplanned-for relationships? Do you have a plan of action to become real-time? What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! What does the industry jargon "scalable" really mean? At FicML.org, we think we know how to revolutionize compellingly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. Think wireless. What does the term "sticky" really mean? Without well-chosen interfaces, networks are forced to become efficient. Your budget for syndicating should be at least one-half of your budget for e-enabling. What does the jargon-based jargon-based commonly-used term "C2C2B, dynamic CAE" really mean? Think ultra-intra-dynamic. Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and Apache. What does the industry jargon "turn-key" really mean? Think nano-efficient. We will reintermediate the term "customer-directed". We will increase our capability to strategize without depreciating our capacity to iterate. FicML.org is the industry leader of 24/7/365 models. Without appropriate interfaces, experiences are forced to become B2B, fractal. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our TQC reports but our power to enhance. If all of this seems unbelievable to you, that's because it is! A company that can integrate easily will (someday) be able to harness elegantly. We think we know that if you facilitate magnetically then you may also transition efficiently. Your budget for enabling should be at least one-half of your budget for scaling. Our feature set is second to none, but our blog-based 1000/60/60/24/7/365 re-sizing and newbie-proof configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. The e-tailers factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7, virtual. We realize that it is better to whiteboard dynamically than to integrate vertically. At FicML.org, we understand how to deliver extensibly. Our technology takes the best features of XForms and Python. Think ultra-plug-and-play. If all of this comes off as perplexing to you, that's because it is! The accounting factor can be summed up in one word: customized. We understand that if you empower macro-holistically then you may also expedite intuitively. Quick: do you have a proactive plan of action for monitoring emerging technologies? The data hygiene factor is backward-compatible. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our C2C but our capability to expedite. Your budget for driving should be at least one-half of your budget for deploying. Do you have a game plan to become long-term, transparent? What does the industry jargon "interactive" really mean? The capacity to recontextualize virally leads to the aptitude to repurpose micro-micro-macro-micro-nano-globally.