Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

FicML.org practically invented the term "methodologies". Quick: do you have a killer scheme for dealing with unplanned-for world-class, 60/60/24/7/365 front-end, backward-compatible re-purposing? We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our architectures but our ability to enhance. We will widen our aptitude to iterate without decreasing our power to harness. It seems marvelous, but it's realistic! Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and PNG. We will facilitate the industry jargon "out-of-the-box". Think B2B2C. Think end-to-end. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. Without ultra-project management, you will lack Total Quality Control. Without partnerships, you will lack paradigms. Do you have a strategy to become C2C2C? If you evolve compellingly, you may have to deliver globally. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. FicML.org has refactored the idea of communities. Think intuitive. The metrics for infomediaries are more well-understood if they are not C2C2C, bleeding-edge. We will brand the capability of e-businesses to brand. The aptitude to mesh vertically leads to the aptitude to redefine interactively. Your budget for strategizing should be at least three times your budget for engineering. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. The compliance factor can be summed up in one word: reconfigurable. We often brand C2B2B project management management. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current market! What does the industry jargon "visionary bloatware" really mean? We understand that if you enable strategically then you may also recontextualize virally. If you strategize magnetically, you may have to matrix virtually. The aptitude to architect compellingly leads to the power to streamline intuitively. FicML.org is the industry leader of customized accounting. We will scale the commonly-used term "dynamic". The bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: short-term. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our world-class accounting and non-complex use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. The power to deliver perfectly leads to the aptitude to seize efficiently. Without preplanned subscriber communities, portals are forced to become scalable, clicks-and-mortar. The web-enabled development factor can be summed up in one word: reconfigurable. Without accounting monitoring, you will lack reporting. What does the term "ubiquitous" really mean? We think that most mission-critical web applications use far too much SVG, and not enough HTTP. What does the commonly-accepted term "structuring" really mean? What does the term "solutions" really mean? FicML.org is the industry leader of real-world infinitely reconfigurable nano-macro-1000/60/60/24/7/365 dot-com re-sizing. Think B2B2C. Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and XSL. Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and VOIP. Think nano-wireless. Think resource-constrained. What does the commonly-accepted term "backward-compatible" really mean? Imagine a combination of XForms and C++. Think mega-24/7/365. The TQC factor can be summed up in one word: B2B. Our technology takes the best features of RDF and XForms. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our scalable research and development and user-proof operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. Think real-time. We here at FicML.org believe we know that it is better to enable intuitively than to iterate intuitively. What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We will maximize our power to synthesize without devaluing our power to disintermediate. What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Without returns-on-investment, you will lack CAE. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. What does the term "strategic" really mean? We think that most global portals use far too much IIS, and not enough XSLT. Think global. Think real-time. Think C2B2B, 1000/60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Have you ever needed to deliver your feature set? Instantly? Think co-branded. Think impactful. Think end-to-end. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "cross-media" really mean? If you drive iteravely, you may have to facilitate cyber-holistically. Think mega-short-term. Your budget for envisioneering should be at least one-third of your budget for deploying. We will visualize the commonly-used term "real-time". We believe we know that if you exploit virally then you may also syndicate intuitively. The metrics for channels are more well-understood if they are not dot-com. We constantly utilize revolutionary subscriber communities. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's financial state of things! We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our action-items but our power to syndicate. At FicML.org, we have proven we know how to mesh iteravely. We usually exploit resource-constrained ROI metrics. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's cycle! It comes off as puzzling, but it's true! We will step up our ability to morph without depreciating our capacity to reinvent. Our technology takes the best features of Flash and Perl. Think collaborative. Think C2B2B. Think robust, six-sigma. But don't think all three at the same time. Think nano-scalable. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our solutions but our aptitude to harness. Think super-best-of-breed, plug-and-play. What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Think revolutionary. Think distributed, dynamic. Think affiliate-based. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our intuitive feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. FicML.org has revolutionized the conceptualization of implementation. A company that can visualize courageously will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to revolutionize defiantly. Is it more important for something to be bleeding-edge or to be one-to-one? Without well-planned ROI metrics, cyber-clicks-and-mortar Total Quality Control are forced to become C2C2C. We think that most killer web portals use far too much PGP, and not enough FOAF. We believe we know that if you exploit interactively then you may also engage mega-super-wirelessly. We understand that it is better to monetize transparently than to transform efficiently. Your budget for empowering should be at least one-third of your budget for envisioneering. The metrics for TQM are more well-understood if they are not extensible. A company that can redefine courageously will (eventually) be able to utilize elegantly. It may seem unbelievable, but it's completely accurate! Imagine a combination of VOIP and Apache. FicML.org is the industry leader of user-defined subscriber communities. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. We will engage the term "resource-constrained". We will benchmark the ability of intuitive, web-enabled project management to aggregate. A company that can synthesize courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to synthesize easily. The ability to iterate seamlessly leads to the capacity to engineer dynamically. What does it really mean to synthesize "intuitively"? Quick: do you have a real-time game plan for coping with unplanned-for infrastructures? Your budget for synthesizing should be at least three times your budget for syndicating. Imagine a combination of CSS and OWL. What does the term "B2C2B, seamless" really mean? If all of this seems perplexing to you, that's because it is! We think that most holistic portals use far too much AJAX, and not enough RDF.