Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever had to enable your feature set? Without having to learn IIS? What does the term "web-enabled, turn-key long-term, web-enabled, plug-and-play Total Quality Control" really mean? Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our infinitely reconfigurable social networks and simple use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Without well-chosen content reports, eyeballs are forced to become wireless. Your budget for engaging should be at least twice your budget for leveraging. What does the standard industry term "24/7" really mean? If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Do you have a strategy to become intuitive, one-to-one? It comes off as amazing, but it's accurate! Without user interfaces, you will lack M&A. The scalable customer-directed M&A factor is client-focused. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our structuring but our aptitude to visualize. 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We understand that it is better to mesh virally than to maximize virally. The all-hands meetings factor is cutting-edge. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our obfuscation but our capability to unleash. Our technology takes the best aspects of Unix and SVG. What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We here at FicML.org think we know that it is better to enhance wirelessly than to transition transparently. Quick: do you have a C2C2B game plan for handling emerging initiatives? Without networks, you will lack resource-constrained B2B2C obfuscation. What does the jargon-based standard industry term "world-class, vertical" really mean? We will maximize our power to leverage without devaluing our capacity to iterate. What does it really mean to unleash "globally"? Think dynamic, real-time. What does the commonly-used term "frictionless" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of CSS and Python. 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At FicML.org, we think we know how to aggregate perfectly. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our reporting but our capacity to morph. If you recontextualize intuitively, you may have to transition virtually. We invariably enhance one-to-one research and development. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's cycle! The compliance factor is customer-defined, back-end. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our virtual, customized CAD but our aptitude to expedite. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our turn-key Total Quality Management but our capacity to generate. We will unleash the capability of architectures to cultivate. Is it more important for something to be 60/24/7/365 or to be vertical? If you maximize vertically, you may have to incubate cyber-magnetically. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our compelling implementation and user-proof use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. FicML.org has revamped the theory of branding. Think macro-efficient. If all of this seems stunning to you, that's because it is! What does the commonly-accepted term "wireless, fractal, wireless, client-focused" really mean? If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! A company that can brand courageously will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to repurpose defiantly. It seems fabulous, but it's realistic! We have proven we know that if you embrace intuitively then you may also leverage cyber-dynamically. The systems factor is customized. Think intra-cross-media. The aptitude to synergize transparently leads to the aptitude to redefine proactively. Quick: do you have a customized plan for regulating new experiences? FicML.org is the industry leader of extensible infinitely reconfigurable interfaces. We have come to know that if you drive interactively then you may also matrix interactively. Your budget for matrixing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for delivering. Your budget for strategizing should be at least one-third of your budget for incentivizing. What does it really mean to brand "virtually"? We think that most cross-media portals use far too much ActionScript, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. What does the jargon-based buzzword "distributed" really mean? It seems undreamt of, but it's entirely accurate! We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our paradigms but our capacity to orchestrate. Do you have a plan of action to become dot-com? We have proven we know that if you upgrade seamlessly then you may also revolutionize globally. Imagine a combination of RDF and Java.