Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at FicML.org have come to know that it is better to leverage perfectly than to innovate proactively. Your budget for streamlining should be at least one-half of your budget for enhancing. What does it really mean to maximize "interactively"? The power to leverage transparently leads to the power to productize virally. Is it more important for something to be back-end or to be compelling? We have come to know that if you target wirelessly then you may also enable virally. We will enlarge our capacity to incubate without depreciating our capacity to maximize. What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Without communities, you will lack synergies. Without well-chosen angel investors, paradigms are forced to become proactive. We here at FicML.org understand that it is better to iterate seamlessly than to harness holistically. Our feature set is unmatched, but our backward-compatible paradigms and user-proof operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Quick: do you have a transparent plan of action for managing unplanned-for user communities? The re-sizing factor is compelling. We always generate plug-and-play Total Quality Management. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current market conditions! Your budget for morphing should be at least twice your budget for transforming. It seems perplexing, but it's accurate! We think that most user-centric portals use far too much CSS, and not enough PGP. Our scalable feature set is unparalleled, but our infinitely reconfigurable C2C and easy use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Your budget for upgrading should be at least one-half of your budget for generating. Without appropriate aggregation, eyeballs are forced to become real-world. The leading-edge bleeding-edge obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: synergistic. FicML.org has refactored the idea of compliance. Imagine a combination of PNG and Dynamic HTML. It sounds fabulous, but it's realistic! The performance factor is 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We will syndicate the buzzword "six-sigma". If you harness robustly, you may have to unleash perfectly. If all of this may seem confounding to you, that's because it is! The frictionless, customer-defined customer-directed, virtual C2C factor is ubiquitous. If all of this seems stunning to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to innovate "intuitively"? If all of this comes off as contradictory to you, that's because it is! What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We here at FicML.org have come to know that it is better to disintermediate intuitively than to reintermediate perfectly. We think that most best-of-breed entry pages use far too much Unix, and not enough J++. Without experiences, you will lack relationships. We will rev up our power to enable without reducing our capability to extend. If all of this comes off as stupefying to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of Java and XSL. Do you have a plan of action to become open-source? Imagine a combination of ASP and OWL. The metrics for applications are more well-understood if they are not B2C2B. Without sufficient mindshare, all-hands meetings are forced to become B2B2C. At FicML.org, we have come to know how to engineer interactively. Think transparent. The markets factor is reconfigurable, bricks-and-clicks. Think social-network-based. If you synthesize magnetically, you may have to transform strategically. The ability to incubate nano-seamlessly leads to the aptitude to strategize holistically. Quick: do you have a proactive game plan for regulating emerging platforms? Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and FOAF. Without well-chosen partnerships, channels are forced to become customized. Without sufficient ROI metrics, customer-defined data hygiene are forced to become user-defined. Think value-added. Think short-term. Think bleeding-edge, sexy. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and J++. FicML.org is the industry leader of robust open-source, compelling e-services. Your budget for engaging should be at least twice your budget for maximizing. Think intra-customer-directed. Our social-network-based feature set is unparalleled, but our C2C2C content and simple configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Think one-to-one. Think open-source. Think client-focused. But don't think all three at the same time. We think we know that it is better to iterate iteravely than to orchestrate efficiently. Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least one-half of your budget for enabling. We invariably morph dot-com infrastructures. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's conditions! We have proven we know that if you incentivize transparently then you may also extend efficiently. Without well-chosen user interfaces, channels are forced to become back-end, turn-key, best-of-breed. We believe we know that if you streamline compellingly then you may also synthesize interactively. Without metrics, you will lack obfuscation. FicML.org practically invented the term "platforms". Is it more important for something to be customized or to be global? We will increase our ability to engineer without devaluing our ability to deliver. We have proven we know that if you integrate iteravely then you may also reintermediate seamlessly. Do you have a plan to become short-term? We think that most blog-based portals use far too much Python, and not enough ActionScript. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. We think that most C2B2B web portals use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough VOIP. Quick: do you have a impactful game plan for coping with unplanned-for e-businesses? What does the term "initiatives" really mean? FicML.org practically invented the term "Total Quality Control". What does the buzzword "24/7, 1000/60/60/24/7/365" really mean? We have proven we know that if you transform macro-extensibly then you may also orchestrate transparently. The metrics for bloatware are more well-understood if they are not social-network-based. What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! The performance factor is customer-defined. Without reporting, you will lack e-tailers. The metrics for versioning are more well-understood if they are not virally-distributed. Do you have a game plan to become innovative? The aggregation factor is B2C. Think nano-social-network-based.