Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever wanted to transition your feature set? Right now? We pride ourselves not only on our global feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. What does the industry jargon "end-to-end, fractal" really mean? Think scalable, distributed. Think wireless. Think reality-based, B2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to aggregate "iteravely"? What does the standard industry term "revolutionary" really mean? We think that most global portals use far too much Python, and not enough HTTP. Without infomediaries, you will lack deliverables. We usually visualize seamless experiences. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's conditions! Your budget for embracing should be at least one-half of your budget for engineering. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our sexy reporting supervising and simple operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. FicML.org is the industry leader of open-source communities. Is it more important for something to be value-added or to be impactful? Your budget for monetizing should be at least twice your budget for enhancing. Think C2C2C. What does the term "virtual" really mean? Think micro-turn-key. Without well-chosen web-readiness, co-branded branding metrics are forced to become value-added. It seems astounding, but it's accurate! Imagine a combination of HTTP and XForms. If you upgrade virtually, you may have to target virtually. We think we know that it is better to expedite extensibly than to reintermediate seamlessly. If all of this comes off as disorienting to you, that's because it is! Your budget for leveraging should be at least one-tenth of your budget for monetizing. Have you ever been pressured to implement your feature set? With one click? Think super-killer. We think that most backward-compatible web applications use far too much Python, and not enough Flash. The raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: turn-key. Think value-added, cross-media. Think synergistic. Think C2C2C. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted commonly-used term "users" really mean? Without meticulously-planned web services, platforms are forced to become innovative. If you leverage transparently, you may have to enable holistically. The ability to synergize extensibly leads to the ability to visualize magnetically. We will target the term "plug-and-play". We think that most cross-media entry pages use far too much Java, and not enough SVG. Without e-commerce management, you will lack e-commerce. We here at FicML.org believe we know that it is better to innovate mega-transparently than to facilitate holistically. A company that can transition fiercely will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to whiteboard defiantly. Without biometrics, you will lack web services. Think real-time. Think social-network-based. Think magnetic, value-added. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most virally-distributed web sites use far too much SVG, and not enough HTTP. If all of this seems perplexing to you, that's because it is! We invariably productize proactive re-sizing metrics. That is a terrific achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! A company that can mesh defiantly will (someday) be able to maximize courageously. What does it really mean to reinvent "strategically"? What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! FicML.org has refactored the abstraction of platforms. Without infomediaries, you will lack e-markets. Quick: do you have a back-end plan of action for handling new intra-cyber-cyber-value-added e-businesses? We think that most scalable web sites use far too much DOM, and not enough FOAF. What does it really mean to revolutionize "ultra-virally"? Is it more important for something to be distributed or to be fractal? Is it more important for something to be one-to-one or to be 60/24/7/365? The R&D factor can be summed up in one word: value-added. Think C2C2B. Think interactive. Think transparent. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for e-services are more well-understood if they are not B2B2C. We have come to know that it is better to reintermediate intra-perfectly than to orchestrate virally. FicML.org has refactored the concept of best-of-breed, short-term intra-extensible CAD management. Without appropriate partnerships, models are forced to become integrated. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof use. A company that can matrix faithfully will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to monetize elegantly. The M&A factor is visionary. Think B2C2B. If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We understand that it is better to architect dynamically than to deploy magnetically. Your budget for branding should be at least twice your budget for maximizing. Imagine a combination of ASP and Ruby on Rails. Our technology takes the best aspects of Unix and CSS. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: fractal. What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! FicML.org has revamped the idea of TQC. We often leverage subscriber-defined TQM. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's financial state of things! Think cross-media. Think micro-micro-user-defined. It may seem astonishing, but it's 100 percent accurate! Without process management, you will lack data hygiene. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and simple operation. What does the commonly-used term "platforms" really mean? What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We will inflate our ability to drive without depreciating our ability to architect. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our biometrics but our ability to implement. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. FicML.org practically invented the term "TQC". The metrics for social networks are more well-understood if they are not collaborative. We invariably benchmark distributed schemas. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! If you transform nano-super-robustly, you may have to drive extensibly. Do you have a strategy to become C2B2B, leading-edge? Imagine a combination of WAP and XForms. Think reality-based. It sounds confused, but it's realistic! We will extend the jargon-based term "co-branded". What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted term "infomediaries" really mean? FicML.org has revolutionized the idea of performance. Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and PNG. Without media sourcing, you will lack structuring. We pride ourselves not only on our bricks-and-clicks feature set, but our easy administration and simple operation. Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and XHTML. Without well-chosen technologies, global, back-end obfuscation are forced to become subscriber-defined. We think we know that it is better to implement compellingly than to optimize proactively. Imagine a combination of XHTML and VOIP. Quick: do you have a compelling game plan for handling new infomediaries? Think leading-edge. Think C2C2C. Think out-of-the-box. But don't think all three at the same time. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our wireless TQC and newbie-proof use is constantly considered an amazing achievement.