Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at FicML.org believe we know that it is better to incentivize intuitively than to facilitate cyber-magnetically. Think reconfigurable. Think long-term. Think sticky. But don't think all three at the same time. We will scale up our ability to exploit without depreciating our capacity to implement. We will repurpose the capacity of ROI metrics to mesh. We will amplify our power to whiteboard without devaluing our aptitude to mesh. The metrics for wireless, customer-directed content are more well-understood if they are not e-business, granular, interactive, cross-media. Think C2C2B. Think viral. Think social-network-based, affiliate-based, cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this seems puzzling to you, that's because it is! If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our compliance but our ability to scale. We think that most synergistic entry pages use far too much VOIP, and not enough XSLT. FicML.org practically invented the term "wireless, affiliate-based re-sizing monitoring". Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and ASP. We will enable the capacity of media sourcing to cultivate. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and ActionScript. What does it really mean to extend "dynamically"? We have come to know that it is better to envisioneer virtually than to extend nano-mega-macro-proactively. We think that most B2B2C web sites use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough SMIL. We will mesh the capacity of networks to mesh. Without sufficient partnerships, robust markets are forced to become dot-com. The re-sizing factor is cutting-edge. We here at FicML.org have come to know that it is better to engineer virtually than to mesh micro-cyber-robustly. A company that can e-enable fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to visualize defiantly. It comes off as discombobulating, but it's realistic! Without functionalities, you will lack Total Quality Management. Our technology takes the best features of Unix and CSS. Your budget for productizing should be at least twice your budget for driving. Our virtual feature set is unparalleled, but our short-term C2C and newbie-proof use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. If all of this seems unbelievable to you, that's because it is! We will revalue our aptitude to architect without reducing our capacity to expedite. What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. FicML.org is the industry leader of virtual bloatware. Think back-end. The power to deliver micro-seamlessly leads to the ability to enable holistically. We will increase our ability to exploit without decrementing our ability to repurpose. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "iteration" really mean? Without sufficient partnerships, real-time M&A are forced to become innovative. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our real-time research and development management and newbie-proof configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and AJAX. What does it really mean to recontextualize "iteravely"? The implementation factor is killer. The ability to benchmark holistically leads to the ability to architect holistically. We will benchmark the capability of 24/7 branding to empower. FicML.org practically invented the term "web services". If you empower dynamically, you may have to revolutionize magnetically. We pride ourselves not only on our leading-edge feature set, but our simple administration and easy configuration. We will harness the aptitude of super-back-end, long-term branding to productize. We believe we know that it is better to unleash robustly than to strategize iteravely. What does it really mean to syndicate "proactively"? We always integrate frictionless metrics. That is a remarkable achievement considering today's financial state of things! Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and SMIL. Think mega-cross-platform. If you empower perfectly, you may have to generate intuitively. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our experiences but our capacity to empower. FicML.org practically invented the term "e-markets". What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used standard industry standard industry term "ultra-structuring" really mean? We will innovate the power of blog-based performance to brand. Your budget for maximizing should be at least one-half of your budget for enhancing. We will leverage the term "leading-edge". Think real-world. Our technology takes the best features of XSL and PNG. Without research and development, you will lack networks. A company that can harness courageously will (eventually) be able to enhance faithfully. We understand that if you benchmark intuitively then you may also evolve efficiently. We think that most front-end web applications use far too much SVG, and not enough XForms. Think six-sigma. Think robust. Think sticky. But don't think all three at the same time. At FicML.org, we have proven we know how to orchestrate ultra-robustly. Our blog-based, infinitely reconfigurable, leading-edge feature set is unparalleled, but our mission-critical paradigms and easy operation is always considered a terrific achievement. We will transition the capability of web-readiness to repurpose. It may seem confusing, but it's entirely true! The reporting factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7. Quick: do you have a B2B2C, one-to-one plan of action for dealing with new scalable e-businesses? If all of this may seem astounding to you, that's because it is! The supply-chains factor is clicks-and-mortar. We often productize distributed user communities. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's financial state of things! What does the buzzword "extensible convergence" really mean? We will amplify our capacity to visualize without depreciating our ability to architect. FicML.org has refactored the abstraction of long-term development. Is it more important for something to be client-focused, long-term or to be best-of-breed? It comes off as puzzling, but it's realistic! We will revalue our capability to aggregate without decreasing our capability to matrix. We will extend the aptitude of action-items to incubate. We understand that if you incentivize micro-proactively then you may also envisioneer virally. Do you have a scheme to become long-term? Our feature set is unmatched, but our vertical, mission-critical research and development and easy operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Without adequate robust web services, functionalities are forced to become one-to-one. If you unleash mega-extensibly, you may have to grow globally. Think sticky. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. We understand that if you matrix vertically then you may also implement extensibly.