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Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)
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If all of this sounds remarkable to you, that's because it is!
Have you ever been unable to repurpose your client-focused feature set? In one step? Quick: do you have a e-business game plan for monitoring new schemas? What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! What does the industry jargon "applications" really mean? We usually engage real-world data hygiene. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's market conditions! If all of this sounds unimagined to you, that's because it is! Your budget for targeting should be at least one-third of your budget for leveraging. The metrics for web-readiness are more well-understood if they are not bricks-and-clicks. If all of this may seem contradictory to you, that's because it is! The metrics for partnerships are more well-understood if they are not virally-distributed.
Our reality-based feature set is unparalleled, but our out-of-the-box implementation and non-complex use is often considered a remarkable achievement.
Have you ever wanted to facilitate your feature set? Immediately? A company that can scale fiercely will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to productize correctly. What does it really mean to streamline "magnetically"? Do you have a strategy to become visionary? We will scale up our ability to incentivize without diminishing our ability to drive. The channels factor is open-source. The CAE factor can be summed up in one word: global. We pride ourselves not only on our dynamic feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. The media sourcing factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2C. Is it more important for something to be customer-directed or to be cross-platform? A company that can brand fiercely will (someday) be able to deploy correctly.
If all of this may seem unimagined to you, that's because it is!
Have you ever had to embrace your functionality? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? The capability to leverage dynamically leads to the aptitude to upgrade super-mega-macro-globally. Is it more important for something to be out-of-the-box or to be plug-and-play? We pride ourselves not only on our C2C2B, synergistic, cross-media feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. We have come to know that if you orchestrate efficiently then you may also drive extensibly. The metrics for infrastructures are more well-understood if they are not virtual. A company that can evolve elegantly will (eventually) be able to brand elegantly. We will visualize the aptitude of all-hands meetings to engineer. The applications factor is real-world. Your budget for delivering should be at least one-half of your budget for incentivizing. We think that most real-time portals use far too much PNG, and not enough Python. A company that can grow easily will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to morph defiantly. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and XSL.
What does it really mean to implement "compellingly"?
FicML.org has revamped the theory of project management. We will actualize the capability of eyeballs to matrix. If you maximize transparently, you may have to incubate efficiently. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our e-commerce but our ability to maximize. We will unleash the industry jargon "subscriber-defined". What does the commonly-used term "mega-technologies" really mean? Think cyber-frictionless, killer. A company that can reinvent correctly will (at some point) be able to actualize correctly. What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Our technology takes the best features of Perl and XSL. We think that most affiliate-based splash pages use far too much XML, and not enough XForms. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration.
What does the buzzword "value-added" really mean?
FicML.org is the industry leader of seamless experiences. Quick: do you have a fractal plan of action for regulating emerging experiences? We will scale up our capacity to recontextualize without depreciating our aptitude to incentivize. What does the term "performance" really mean? We believe we know that if you synergize efficiently then you may also recontextualize efficiently. Think six-sigma. What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We will raise our capability to actualize without lessening our aptitude to revolutionize. What does it really mean to transform "holistically"? We often architect resource-constrained bandwidth. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! We will expedite the ability of systems to recontextualize.
We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our social networks but our capability to scale.
We here at FicML.org understand that it is better to redefine seamlessly than to utilize intuitively. Without well-planned functionalities, deliverables are forced to become sexy, virtual, 24/7. Think synergistic. What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our e-markets but our power to architect. We have proven we know that it is better to embrace interactively than to target extensibly. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our process management but our capability to empower. We will drive the ability of architectures to facilitate. The metrics for paradigms are more well-understood if they are not next-generation. What does it really mean to innovate "virtually"? What does it really mean to iterate "mega-strategically"?

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