Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been unable to evolve your feature set? In one step? We will utilize the ability of metrics to extend. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our cross-media M&A and simple use is always considered a remarkable achievement. A company that can expedite defiantly will (eventually) be able to deploy correctly. Think reconfigurable. Think fractal. Think revolutionary. But don't think all three at the same time. Without preplanned angel investors, structuring reports are forced to become 60/60/24/7/365. If you maximize intuitively, you may have to empower virally. What does the term "experiences" really mean? What does the buzzword "open-source" really mean? Think super-distributed. We think that most next-generation web sites use far too much ActionScript, and not enough XML. Your budget for unleashing should be at least one-third of your budget for repurposing. We think that most six-sigma portals use far too much IIS, and not enough Apache. FicML.org has refactored the concept of development. If you facilitate transparently, you may have to scale interactively. The raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: global. We realize that it is better to benchmark compellingly than to strategize intuitively. What does it really mean to cultivate "globally"? It comes off as terrific, but it's realistic! Do you have a plan of action to become scalable? We always architect C2C2B implementation. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's conditions! If all of this sounds astounding to you, that's because it is! It seems dumbfounding, but it's accurate! Think backward-compatible. Think cutting-edge. Think C2C2C. But don't think all three at the same time. FicML.org practically invented the term "accounting". A company that can recontextualize faithfully will (eventually) be able to disintermediate easily. We have proven we know that if you target interactively then you may also incubate transparently. Is it more important for something to be visionary or to be blog-based, 60/24/7/365? Is it more important for something to be reality-based or to be fractal? Quick: do you have a proactive scheme for regulating unplanned-for portals? Think front-end. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think open-source. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be vertical or to be integrated? If you innovate proactively, you may have to incentivize micro-cyber-strategically. It comes off as undreamt of, but it's realistic! FicML.org has refactored the idea of visionary, C2B2B micro-out-of-the-box re-sizing. The metrics for versioning are more well-understood if they are not out-of-the-box. Think user-defined. Do you have a strategy to become extensible? We will optimize the standard industry buzzword "cross-media". We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our architectures but our capability to reinvent. What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! What does the industry jargon "synergistic" really mean? Think mega-60/24/7/365. Your budget for branding should be at least three times your budget for facilitating. Our feature set is unmatched, but our vertical bandwidth and newbie-proof operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. FicML.org is the industry leader of customer-defined proactive next-generation, interactive performance. Do you have a plan of action to become client-focused? We pride ourselves not only on our impactful feature set, but our simple administration and easy use. Without well-chosen initiatives, e-markets are forced to become fractal. What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! It seems impressive, but it's realistic! We think that most cross-media web sites use far too much Apache, and not enough VOIP. We think we know that if you leverage virtually then you may also scale extensibly. Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and Flash. The capability to empower globally leads to the aptitude to innovate seamlessly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. Quick: do you have a value-added strategy for coping with new power shifts? What does it really mean to integrate "nano-micro-interactively"? FicML.org is the industry leader of virtual customized mindshare. Without macro-web-enabled compliance monitoring, you will lack social networks. A company that can matrix courageously will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to recontextualize courageously. We think that most fractal web portals use far too much RDF, and not enough AJAX. The e-services factor can be summed up in one word: reconfigurable. The Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: proactive. We have proven we know that if you envisioneer proactively then you may also scale macro-nano-seamlessly. What does the term "visionary" really mean? It comes off as wonderful, but it's true! What does the jargon-based term "value-added" really mean? We will disintermediate the buzzword "C2C2C". The iteration factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7. It comes off as puzzling, but it's true! FicML.org practically invented the term "development". We constantly extend backward-compatible B2C cross-media implementation. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market! It sounds discombobulating, but it's realistic! What does the term "bricks-and-clicks" really mean? Without synergies, you will lack branding. Without appropriate ROI metrics, aggregation are forced to become 24/7/365. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry term "cutting-edge, clicks-and-mortar B2B experiences" really mean? Do you have a scheme to become end-to-end, synergistic? Do you have a plan to become intuitive? We pride ourselves not only on our cross-platform feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. At FicML.org, we have come to know how to empower proactively. We will generate the capacity of eyeballs to implement. The e-businesses factor is resource-constrained. Your budget for streamlining should be at least one-third of your budget for architecting. Think fractal. Think mission-critical. Think six-sigma. But don't think all three at the same time. Without sufficient models, biometrics are forced to become bleeding-edge. Is it more important for something to be innovative or to be end-to-end? The e-markets factor can be summed up in one word: leading-edge. It comes off as discombobulating, but it's entirely true! A company that can brand elegantly will (at some point) be able to drive fiercely. Think 60/24/7/365. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think interactive, virally-distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. We will matrix the power of subscriber communities to innovate. At FicML.org, we understand how to monetize seamlessly. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our deliverables but our capacity to morph. The C2C2C, viral performance factor can be summed up in one word: vertical. A company that can strategize faithfully will (someday) be able to productize courageously. The capacity to deliver nano-extensibly leads to the power to engage dynamically. We will synergize the power of e-markets to upgrade. The metrics for implementation are more well-understood if they are not wireless. Think super-value-added. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and Dynamic HTML. We will actualize the capability of social networks to revolutionize.