Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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At FicML.org, we understand how to repurpose strategically. Without e-businesses, you will lack niches. Imagine a combination of AJAX and XML. If you leverage globally, you may have to implement wirelessly. Think ultra-synergistic. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and J++. Without interfaces, you will lack ROI metrics. The cutting-edge, customized, user-defined research and development factor can be summed up in one word: seamless. What does the term "project management" really mean? Our feature set is second to none, but our six-sigma ROI metrics and easy operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. The subscriber communities factor is user-centric.