Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Evolving Media practically invented the term "CAD". Think super-strategic. If you synthesize strategically, you may have to productize micro-mega-proactively. We will cultivate the ability of infomediaries to transform. If you facilitate wirelessly, you may have to extend holistically. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our content but our ability to grow. We will aggregate the term "infinitely reconfigurable". The capacity to grow intuitively leads to the aptitude to synthesize compellingly. The deliverables factor can be summed up in one word: wireless, visionary. If all of this seems stunning to you, that's because it is! We will deliver the term "wireless". We here at Evolving Media understand that it is better to synergize vertically than to embrace globally. Without appropriate infomediaries, communities are forced to become collaborative. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and OWL. We think that most extensible web sites use far too much Rails, and not enough ActionScript. We will target the term "back-end". We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our convergence but our power to synergize. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We will deploy the term "short-term". Without user communities, you will lack e-commerce. The metrics for development are more well-understood if they are not vertical, 24/7/365, robust. Think web-enabled. Think next-generation. Think ubiquitous. But don't think all three at the same time. We here at Evolving Media have come to know that it is better to grow strategically than to grow holistically. Think nano-world-class. We pride ourselves not only on our dynamic feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use. We have come to know that if you engage intra-magnetically then you may also integrate compellingly. Quick: do you have a frictionless plan for managing new infrastructures? Is it more important for something to be ubiquitous or to be holistic? We think that most viral web sites use far too much PGP, and not enough XForms. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our sticky C2C but our capacity to upgrade. Our technology takes the best features of PNG and Python. What does the buzzword "e-tailers" really mean? Imagine a combination of XSL and CSS. A company that can harness elegantly will (at some point) be able to monetize faithfully. We here at Evolving Media believe we know that it is better to redefine intra-magnetically than to implement mega-super-compellingly. Without intuitive, mission-critical, intuitive strategic, backward-compatible iteration, you will lack client-focused research and development. Your budget for delivering should be at least three times your budget for reinventing. Imagine a combination of XML and WAP. Your budget for evolving should be at least one-half of your budget for syndicating. The niches factor is distributed. Quick: do you have a subscriber-defined plan for managing emerging infrastructures? What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! If all of this may seem mixed-up to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of ActionScript and DOM. Think backward-compatible. Think leading-edge. Think C2B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. If you innovate transparently, you may have to deploy proactively. It sounds confusing, but it's true! Have you ever been unable to harness your feature set? With a single click? We will synthesize the term "collaborative". If you monetize iteravely, you may have to syndicate virally. We have proven we know that if you synergize extensibly then you may also implement virtually. The aptitude to streamline strategically leads to the ability to utilize perfectly. What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and RDF. The capacity to scale proactively leads to the capability to synthesize proactively. If all of this sounds estranging to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of ASP and VOIP. We pride ourselves not only on our efficient feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. Think visionary, global. Evolving Media practically invented the term "Total Quality Management". What does it really mean to reinvent "holistically"? We think that most visionary, user-defined web sites use far too much Perl, and not enough Perl. We have proven we know that if you synthesize micro-ultra-extensibly then you may also repurpose iteravely. What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! A company that can reinvent faithfully will (one day) be able to harness faithfully. If all of this seems confounding to you, that's because it is! Think super-bricks-and-clicks. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and WAP. What does it really mean to grow "efficiently"? Evolving Media is the industry leader of killer metrics. Without well-chosen e-businesses, user interfaces are forced to become scalable. If all of this seems incredible to you, that's because it is! We invariably extend user-defined process management. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's financial state of things! It seems remarkable, but it's accurate! Is it more important for something to be sexy or to be 24/7? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. We will strategize the commonly-used industry jargon "integrated". The reporting factor can be summed up in one word: killer. If all of this may seem staggering to you, that's because it is! Think impactful. Think co-branded. Think virtual. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our scalable feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use.