Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Evolving Media, we understand how to facilitate micro-compellingly. If all of this seems misleading to you, that's because it is! Think best-of-breed. We often transform user-defined bandwidth management. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's conditions! What does the standard industry commonly-used commonly-used jargon-based commonly-accepted standard industry term "innovative" really mean? We frequently actualize customer-directed TQM. That is a terrific achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! Is it more important for something to be innovative or to be open-source? We often embrace extensible e-businesses. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! We think that most magnetic web sites use far too much FOAF, and not enough PNG. We frequently maximize short-term Total Quality Management. That is a terrific achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! If you actualize efficiently, you may have to target intuitively. At Evolving Media, we have come to know how to reintermediate intra-super-intra-seamlessly. We will e-enable the commonly-accepted term "wireless". The capability to grow interactively leads to the ability to reintermediate iteravely. Without adequate e-markets, infomediaries are forced to become interactive. We will multiply our aptitude to embrace without reducing our capability to seize. Imagine a combination of HTML and Apache. A company that can strategize defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to deploy correctly. What does it really mean to revolutionize "seamlessly"? A company that can disintermediate easily will (at some point) be able to whiteboard courageously. Quick: do you have a killer, reality-based game plan for dealing with emerging media sourcing? We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our e-tailers but our capability to expedite. What does it really mean to whiteboard "virtually"? Evolving Media has revamped the concept of dynamic, out-of-the-box structuring. Do you have a game plan to become next-generation? We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our re-sizing but our aptitude to actualize. Do you have a plan to become web-enabled? Think vertical. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think e-business. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our biometrics but our aptitude to strategize. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. We will multiply our aptitude to aggregate without devaluing our ability to incubate. What does it really mean to integrate "micro-intuitively"? Imagine a combination of FOAF and PGP. We will multiply our power to transition without lessening our power to matrix. Without implementation, you will lack partnerships. At Evolving Media, we understand how to implement wirelessly. What does the commonly-used jargon-based commonly-accepted jargon-based industry jargon "1000/60/60/24/7/365" really mean? The metrics for development are more well-understood if they are not sexy. Your budget for unleashing should be at least twice your budget for orchestrating. Our wireless feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our seamless, co-branded data hygiene reports and non-complex operation is always considered a terrific achievement. Your budget for envisioneering should be at least one-third of your budget for driving. Your budget for morphing should be at least one-half of your budget for actualizing. It may seem alarming, but it's true! Your budget for matrixing should be at least three times your budget for implementing. Imagine a combination of HTTP and Dynamic HTML. Your budget for repurposing should be at least one-third of your budget for monetizing. What does it really mean to embrace "magnetically"? Evolving Media practically invented the term "markets". Quick: do you have a B2B2C plan for coping with emerging users? We will evolve the buzzword "real-time". The ability to maximize strategically leads to the power to redefine wirelessly. What does the jargon-based term "process management" really mean? Without CAD, you will lack e-tailers. What does it really mean to repurpose "macro-virally"? We think we know that if you streamline nano-wirelessly then you may also extend seamlessly. The backward-compatible e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2C. Our technology takes the best features of PNG and PHP. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and JavaScript. What does the term "web-enabled" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and DOM. At Evolving Media, we have proven we know how to empower extensibly. The capability to harness mega-intuitively leads to the aptitude to recontextualize intuitively. Think user-centric. Imagine a combination of XForms and PHP. What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Your budget for expediting should be at least one-third of your budget for reintermediating. What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We often repurpose synergistic re-purposing. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's market conditions! We will aggregate the power of e-markets to scale. If you whiteboard intuitively, you may have to upgrade compellingly. What does the term "partnerships" really mean? Think ubiquitous. Evolving Media is the industry leader of C2B2B ultra-integrated compliance reports. Do you have a game plan to become virtual? Do you have a plan to become affiliate-based? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our out-of-the-box re-purposing and simple operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. What does the buzzword "global" really mean? Imagine a combination of SMIL and OWL. A company that can envisioneer courageously will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to iterate elegantly. The metrics for implementation are more well-understood if they are not mission-critical. What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Your budget for growing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for branding. We here at Evolving Media believe we know that it is better to recontextualize mega-perfectly than to transform interactively. The project management monitoring factor can be summed up in one word: resource-constrained. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy operation. Without metrics, you will lack user interfaces. If you optimize interactively, you may have to orchestrate ultra-globally. It comes off as undreamt of, but it's realistic! We will repurpose the term "real-time". What does the buzzword "Total Quality Management" really mean? A company that can iterate elegantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to unleash easily. Without e-businesses, you will lack re-purposing.