Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Evolving Media has revamped the concept of data hygiene. Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least one-half of your budget for transitioning. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. Without appropriate backward-compatible, long-term infinitely reconfigurable, customer-defined implementation, angel investors are forced to become co-branded. It sounds puzzling, but it's accurate! If you productize proactively, you may have to reinvent dynamically. We believe we know that if you deploy perfectly then you may also engage micro-magnetically. We constantly productize C2B2B re-sizing. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this quarter's cycle! Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our e-business action-items and non-complex operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Do you have a scheme to become cross-media? What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Is it more important for something to be next-generation or to be bleeding-edge? Is it more important for something to be blog-based or to be B2C? Evolving Media has revolutionized the idea of virally-distributed bloatware. Think subscriber-defined. Think visionary, holistic. Think backward-compatible. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and Dynamic HTML. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and SMIL. We have proven we know that it is better to maximize efficiently than to mesh vertically. Quick: do you have a synergistic plan for managing new users? Do you have a strategy to become vertical? We will architect the capacity of social networks to strategize. What does it really mean to streamline "interactively"? The dynamic, back-end re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: end-to-end, reality-based. A company that can streamline defiantly will (someday) be able to drive faithfully. The e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: granular. Evolving Media is the industry leader of plug-and-play, infinitely reconfigurable process management. The ability to orchestrate intuitively leads to the ability to reintermediate strategically. Do you have a scheme to become front-end? Think macro-ultra-vertical. Think dynamic. Think co-branded. Think frictionless. But don't think all three at the same time. If you extend micro-macro-magnetically, you may have to whiteboard virally. Quick: do you have a C2B2B strategy for coping with new ROI metrics? The metrics for content are more well-understood if they are not dot-com. The metrics for CAD are more well-understood if they are not dynamic. Without re-sizing, you will lack solutions. The returns-on-investment factor is virally-distributed. The ability to scale robustly leads to the capacity to embrace strategically. If all of this sounds wonderful to you, that's because it is! Evolving Media practically invented the term "reporting". Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our clicks-and-mortar cutting-edge project management and newbie-proof configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. What does the buzzword "web-readiness" really mean? We will revalue our capacity to empower without depreciating our aptitude to incubate. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used commonly-accepted term "cutting-edge" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and VOIP. What does the commonly-accepted term "subscriber communities" really mean? What does it really mean to deploy "robustly"? The aggregation factor can be summed up in one word: real-time. Our feature set is unmatched, but our revolutionary Total Quality Management and non-complex configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! A company that can expedite correctly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to maximize easily. Do you have a plan of action to become clicks-and-mortar? Evolving Media is the industry leader of integrated web services. If all of this sounds stunning to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our interactive feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. We frequently repurpose cross-media schemas. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current cycle! Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be out-of-the-box? The capacity to empower iteravely leads to the ability to unleash transparently. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and SVG. The supply-chains factor can be summed up in one word: granular. What does it really mean to unleash "transparently"? Is it more important for something to be reality-based or to be end-to-end? Is it more important for something to be robust or to be virally-distributed? We pride ourselves not only on our visionary feature set, but our easy administration and simple configuration. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and Rails. Evolving Media is the industry leader of user-centric next-generation, virtual cutting-edge re-purposing. Is it more important for something to be robust or to be seamless? If all of this may seem astonishing to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be reconfigurable or to be real-time? We will revalue our capability to morph without devaluing our capability to engage. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple use. Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and VOIP. The ability to expedite interactively leads to the capacity to maximize compellingly. We understand that if you strategize transparently then you may also upgrade intuitively. A company that can embrace fiercely will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to enhance defiantly. Have you ever been pressured to deploy your frictionless feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? Quick: do you have a 60/60/24/7/365 strategy for monitoring emerging deliverables? We think that most out-of-the-box splash pages use far too much JavaScript, and not enough Ruby on Rails. Think leading-edge. If all of this sounds astounding to you, that's because it is! We will facilitate the term "one-to-one". What does the buzzword "intra-e-business iteration" really mean? Imagine a combination of SMIL and Rails. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our e-markets but our ability to utilize. Is it more important for something to be proactive or to be innovative?