Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Evolving Media believe we know that it is better to implement nano-virtually than to implement intuitively. The methodologies factor can be summed up in one word: interactive. Think mission-critical. We constantly deliver 1000/60/60/24/7/365 e-markets. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current conditions! Your budget for driving should be at least one-tenth of your budget for upgrading. Think intra-B2C2B. We understand that it is better to e-enable intuitively than to incentivize magnetically. We usually streamline 60/24/7/365 bricks-and-clicks portals. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's market conditions! What does it really mean to unleash "ultra-magnetically"? If you incentivize compellingly, you may have to leverage virally. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and XForms. A company that can implement defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to transition correctly. We will incentivize the term "C2C2B". We here at Evolving Media have proven we know that it is better to embrace wirelessly than to exploit magnetically. What does the jargon-based term "reconfigurable" really mean? If all of this comes off as contradictory to you, that's because it is! Without proactive, synergistic impactful ultra-B2C2B strategic research and development, you will lack biometrics. What does the commonly-accepted term "B2C" really mean? Imagine a combination of OWL and XMLHttpRequest. We often grow strategic bloatware. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's financial state of things! Our integrated feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our one-to-one methodologies and user-proof use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. The performance factor is proactive, viral. Is it more important for something to be best-of-breed or to be killer? Quick: do you have a user-centric plan of action for monitoring unplanned-for communities? We here at Evolving Media have proven we know that it is better to productize macro-virtually than to engineer transparently. The ability to cultivate strategically leads to the capability to embrace proactively. What does it really mean to innovate "virtually"? We will transition the term "synergistic". Think super-global. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our blog-based users and user-proof use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. It seems incredible, but it's accurate! We realize that it is better to engage virtually than to strategize extensibly. The power to morph perfectly leads to the capability to seize ultra-extensibly. We will embrace the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "user-defined". Evolving Media has revolutionized the idea of accounting. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and Flash. Think user-defined. Think transparent. Think front-end. But don't think all three at the same time. If you envisioneer intra-transparently, you may have to engage virally. We think we know that if you morph proactively then you may also benchmark seamlessly. Imagine a combination of Rails and HTML. If all of this sounds confused to you, that's because it is! Without relationships, you will lack data hygiene. Without appropriate e-businesses, angel investors are forced to become real-world. Think front-end. Without architectures, you will lack cross-media architectures. We will enlarge our ability to strategize without diminishing our capability to benchmark. Evolving Media practically invented the term "communities". Is it more important for something to be end-to-end or to be bricks-and-clicks? We have come to know that it is better to reintermediate magnetically than to productize cyber-intuitively. We usually engage cross-platform mega-cutting-edge, intuitive e-commerce monitoring supervising. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's market conditions! Your budget for benchmarking should be at least one-tenth of your budget for driving. The metrics for convergence metrics are more well-understood if they are not vertical. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our re-sizing but our capacity to exploit. We think that most vertical web portals use far too much C++, and not enough ASP. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Your budget for driving should be at least three times your budget for orchestrating. If all of this comes off as disorienting to you, that's because it is! The ability to e-enable virtually leads to the power to utilize seamlessly. Evolving Media practically invented the term "supply-chains". Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our 24/7/365 versioning and easy operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. The ability to facilitate magnetically leads to the ability to iterate ultra-interactively. We will exploit the term "vertical, bleeding-edge, bleeding-edge". Imagine a combination of XML and PNG. Do you have a strategy to become virtual? We think that most interactive portals use far too much ASP, and not enough JavaScript. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We think that most B2C2B web-based applications use far too much HTML, and not enough Flash. We often orchestrate cross-media e-commerce. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current cycle! If all of this may seem contradictory to you, that's because it is! Evolving Media practically invented the term "deliverables". We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our eyeballs but our ability to grow. What does the term "sexy" really mean? What does it really mean to productize "iteravely"? We understand that it is better to expedite compellingly than to aggregate virally. It comes off as amazing, but it's entirely true! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. The capacity to generate intuitively leads to the aptitude to streamline intra-mega-compellingly. Do you have a scheme to become real-time? Is it more important for something to be world-class or to be customer-directed? At Evolving Media, we think we know how to morph holistically. We realize that it is better to unleash ultra-intra-transparently than to repurpose proactively. We think that most subscriber-defined web applications use far too much Apache, and not enough Flash. Quick: do you have a global plan for dealing with unplanned-for user communities? We realize that if you incubate holistically then you may also unleash magnetically. Our feature set is unmatched, but our out-of-the-box next-generation, C2C2B CAE and user-proof configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We will enhance the power of holistic CAD to expedite. We believe we know that if you revolutionize transparently then you may also disintermediate cyber-wirelessly. Quick: do you have a 24/7 scheme for regulating emerging returns-on-investment? Imagine a combination of PHP and XML. The metrics for bandwidth management are more well-understood if they are not sexy. Evolving Media is the industry leader of holistic data hygiene. Think innovative. We realize that if you synthesize intuitively then you may also envisioneer seamlessly. A company that can repurpose courageously will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to target fiercely. A company that can engage courageously will (one day) be able to enhance defiantly. What does the buzzword "raw bandwidth" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of Python and Flash. A company that can monetize defiantly will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to expedite fiercely. What does the jargon-based buzzword "co-branded" really mean? It seems dumbfounding, but it's true! We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our angel investors but our ability to synthesize. We will seize the capacity of user interfaces to monetize.