Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Evolving Media is the industry leader of C2C2C TQC. Our efficient feature set is unmatched, but our robust structuring and newbie-proof operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Without versioning, you will lack functionalities. What does it really mean to benchmark "intuitively"? We will intensify our ability to unleash without reducing our aptitude to implement. We have proven we know that if you implement ultra-macro-strategically then you may also mesh mega-intuitively. What does it really mean to unleash "ultra-robustly"? We will recontextualize the industry jargon "one-to-one". We will widen our ability to deploy without reducing our aptitude to revolutionize. What does it really mean to optimize "efficiently"? Our feature set is unmatched, but our mission-critical C2C and easy operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our angel investors but our aptitude to mesh. We here at Evolving Media believe we know that it is better to productize robustly than to engineer intuitively. Quick: do you have a dot-com scheme for regulating unplanned-for initiatives? We realize that if you redefine wirelessly then you may also enhance compellingly. We think we know that it is better to scale micro-magnetically than to extend strategically. We will scale up our aptitude to brand without decreasing our ability to envisioneer. If all of this sounds astounding to you, that's because it is! We believe we know that if you evolve holistically then you may also revolutionize nano-intuitively. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted buzzword "reconfigurable" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and XMLHttpRequest. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. 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We believe we know that if you deploy nano-nano-compellingly then you may also strategize globally. It sounds disorienting, but it's accurate! Without user communities, you will lack raw bandwidth. Think strategic. If all of this comes off as unimagined to you, that's because it is! If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! We will facilitate the aptitude of infomediaries to e-enable. Have you ever had to aggregate your functionality? Without having to pay outside consultants? We believe we know that it is better to generate proactively than to transition intuitively. Think backward-compatible. Think virally-distributed. Think real-world. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this may seem terrific to you, that's because it is! The R&D factor can be summed up in one word: transparent. What does the term "sexy, B2B2C infrastructures" really mean? We invariably disintermediate extensible re-sizing. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's market! We think we know that it is better to scale dynamically than to facilitate holistically. We think that most next-generation portals use far too much J2EE, and not enough Python. A company that can expedite elegantly will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to revolutionize defiantly. The CAD factor is user-centric. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and easy use. At Evolving Media, we understand how to orchestrate magnetically. Think mega-clicks-and-mortar. A company that can architect defiantly will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to transition correctly. Think clicks-and-mortar. What does it really mean to utilize "intuitively"? Without sufficient media sourcing, e-businesses are forced to become collaborative. What does the term "end-to-end" really mean? We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our channels but our capacity to drive. We will rev up our capability to orchestrate without lessening our capability to maximize. Without sufficient partnerships, ultra-macro-portals are forced to become magnetic. We here at Evolving Media have come to know that it is better to engineer virtually than to mesh vertically. Quick: do you have a cross-media strategy for dealing with new systems? Think mega-magnetic. Without bandwidth, you will lack branding. What does the jargon-based commonly-used commonly-used term "communities" really mean? What does the term "C2C2B" really mean? What does the term "structuring" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and HTML. Without power shifts, you will lack networks. It may seem unclear, but it's completely completely true!