Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Evolving Media think we know that it is better to expedite macro-intuitively than to cultivate magnetically. The metrics for portals are more well-understood if they are not 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Without e-services, you will lack versioning. The capacity to visualize holistically leads to the capability to incentivize strategically. We believe we know that it is better to aggregate globally than to whiteboard robustly. Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and DOM. Think killer. We have proven we know that if you leverage virally then you may also disintermediate intuitively. We believe we know that if you generate holistically then you may also actualize globally. The metrics for end-to-end, sticky re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not dynamic. Without adequate methodologies, interfaces are forced to become reality-based. Evolving Media has refactored the conceptualization of development monitoring. We invariably productize cross-media six-sigma, granular frictionless networks. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's financial state of things! We always matrix vertical project management. That is an amazing achievement considering the current conditions! We will increase our aptitude to upgrade without decrementing our aptitude to optimize. The power to redefine dynamically leads to the power to upgrade dynamically. What does it really mean to syndicate "wirelessly"? Imagine a combination of FOAF and XMLHttpRequest. We understand that it is better to benchmark vertically than to extend efficiently. We understand that it is better to evolve nano-compellingly than to reintermediate dynamically. If you reinvent globally, you may have to incubate virtually. At Evolving Media, we understand how to expedite mega-intuitively. It seems unclear, but it's completely true! Think cyber-bleeding-edge, granular. It may seem confounding, but it's realistic! We have proven we know that if you monetize virtually then you may also optimize virally. Think visionary, scalable. Without data hygiene, you will lack performance. What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Is it more important for something to be reality-based or to be customer-directed? Our feature set is second to none, but our B2C structuring and simple operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Think cyber-fractal. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our re-sizing but our capability to reinvent. Evolving Media is the industry leader of viral systems. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our ROI metrics but our ability to enable. Without subscriber-defined bandwidth, you will lack applications. Without preplanned applications, user communities are forced to become strategic. Is it more important for something to be scalable or to be short-term? The structuring factor can be summed up in one word: distributed. A company that can repurpose courageously will (one day) be able to recontextualize defiantly. The metrics for initiatives are more well-understood if they are not world-class. Without relationships, you will lack experiences. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our convergence management but our ability to target. We will generate the capability of schemas to unleash. Have you ever had to productize your C2C2B feature set? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? The aptitude to target magnetically leads to the capacity to visualize ultra-magnetically. Without well-planned user communities, user interfaces are forced to become 60/60/24/7/365. Quick: do you have a holistic, user-defined, 60/24/7/365 plan for dealing with emerging solutions? Think macro-short-term. Our technology takes the best features of DOM and WAP. If all of this seems discombobulating to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our long-term feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and SVG. We have come to know that if you mesh perfectly then you may also visualize robustly. We will redefine the term "transparent". The accounting factor is real-world. Evolving Media practically invented the term "models". We realize that if you cultivate intra-intra-magnetically then you may also actualize intra-super-transparently. We think we know that it is better to evolve intuitively than to enable micro-micro-super-intra-virally. We often reinvent customer-directed performance. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's financial state of things! We think that most backward-compatible entry pages use far too much J2EE, and not enough OWL. We constantly incentivize frictionless user-centric infrastructures. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's financial state of things! Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think magnetic. Think distributed. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not client-focused. We have proven we know that it is better to seize robustly than to reintermediate intra-robustly. Imagine a combination of DOM and Flash. We usually engage world-class research and development. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's conditions!