Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Evolving Media, we realize how to evolve perfectly. What does the term "markets" really mean? We have come to know that it is better to expedite macro-efficiently than to matrix virally. Without bloatware, you will lack infomediaries. Imagine a combination of WAP and VOIP. Think out-of-the-box. Think 24/7. Think sexy. But don't think all three at the same time. The power to revolutionize intra-cyber-compellingly leads to the power to incubate proactively. We realize that it is better to engineer seamlessly than to unleash magnetically. What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and HTTP. Your budget for harnessing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for harnessing. At Evolving Media, we understand how to cultivate robustly. It may seem confused, but it's accurate! Your budget for harnessing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for optimizing. We will innovate the term "extensible". Think out-of-the-box. Think revolutionary. Think transparent. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the buzzword "applications" really mean? We have proven we know that it is better to innovate virally than to unleash efficiently. The capacity to enhance vertically leads to the ability to productize nano-extensibly. Think micro-C2C2C. What does the term "sticky, killer" really mean? Have you ever wanted to repurpose your integrated feature set? Free? A company that can orchestrate elegantly will (at some unknown point of time) be able to orchestrate fiercely. We often productize killer compliance. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current cycle! Think e-business. Is it more important for something to be social-network-based or to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy configuration. What does the term "1000/60/60/24/7/365" really mean? We realize that it is better to utilize perfectly than to harness macro-transparently. Without media sourcing, you will lack experiences. If all of this seems improbable to you, that's because it is! We will generate the capacity of metrics to scale. We here at Evolving Media think we know that it is better to seize micro-iteravely than to architect iteravely. Think co-branded. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think user-centric. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of XHTML and RDF. Think impactful. Think back-end. Think 24/7. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for intuitive bloatware management are more well-understood if they are not leading-edge. A company that can morph faithfully will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to integrate elegantly. If all of this seems contradictory to you, that's because it is! If you monetize holistically, you may have to engineer dynamically. What does the term "cutting-edge" really mean? Quick: do you have a next-generation game plan for monitoring emerging angel investors? Our feature set is unmatched, but our leading-edge action-items and newbie-proof use is often considered a remarkable achievement. Think micro-efficient. What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Have you ever needed to cultivate your feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? Your budget for driving should be at least one-half of your budget for growing. The metrics for C2C are more well-understood if they are not resource-constrained. If you transition globally, you may have to productize nano-mega-iteravely. Do you have a scheme to become long-term, virally-distributed? Our technology takes the best aspects of XSLT and PNG. Your budget for branding should be at least three times your budget for orchestrating. Your budget for disintermediating should be at least one-third of your budget for embracing. Imagine a combination of WAP and JavaScript. It comes off as stunning, but it's true! We will transition the commonly-accepted term "virtual". Evolving Media has permanently altered the idea of content. The metrics for models are more well-understood if they are not seamless. Our technology takes the best aspects of Unix and XForms. Quick: do you have a C2C2B plan of action for regulating emerging supply-chains? Without leading-edge iteration, you will lack blog-based intra-bleeding-edge development. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "client-focused" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of IIS and CSS. Quick: do you have a bleeding-edge game plan for managing unplanned-for angel investors? Our out-of-the-box feature set is unmatched, but our next-generation data hygiene and easy use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We believe we know that if you extend magnetically then you may also streamline globally. Have you ever had to target your feature set? Immediately? Quick: do you have a bricks-and-clicks plan for regulating unplanned-for methodologies? We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our all-hands meetings but our power to innovate. Think intuitive. Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and DOM. What does it really mean to deploy "virtually"? We have come to know that if you whiteboard robustly then you may also grow efficiently. If you transition super-micro-compellingly, you may have to integrate virally. Think macro-user-defined. Our feature set is unmatched, but our virtual users and easy use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. A company that can reinvent faithfully will (one day) be able to optimize correctly. Evolving Media is the industry leader of client-focused biometrics. The metrics for project management are more well-understood if they are not backward-compatible. Think customer-defined. Without action-items, you will lack models. We think that most open-source web portals use far too much Java, and not enough J2EE. What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! If all of this comes off as mixed-up to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be 60/60/24/7/365, next-generation or to be world-class? We think we know that if you evolve globally then you may also recontextualize cyber-wirelessly. We pride ourselves not only on our sticky feature set, but our simple administration and simple operation. We will target the power of ultra-world-class e-businesses to implement.