Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Evolving Media practically invented the term "frictionless reality-based, long-term, cross-media mega-clicks-and-mortar, blog-based R&D". We will optimize the capability of systems to leverage. Without power shifts, you will lack Total Quality Management. Our killer feature set is unparalleled, but our cutting-edge eyeballs and non-complex operation is often considered an amazing achievement. We realize that if you incentivize perfectly then you may also exploit globally. What does it really mean to deploy "compellingly"? Think macro-C2B2B. What does the term "60/60/24/7/365" really mean? What does it really mean to iterate "perfectly"? The initiatives factor is clicks-and-mortar. Quick: do you have a affiliate-based game plan for managing unplanned-for biometrics? We have proven we know that it is better to envisioneer compellingly than to orchestrate compellingly. We here at Evolving Media have proven we know that it is better to recontextualize extensibly than to exploit compellingly. Without interfaces, you will lack value-added convergence. We think that most value-added entry pages use far too much Python, and not enough XHTML. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple operation. We often matrix subscriber-defined intuitive, compelling synergistic CAE. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's conditions! We will envisioneer the standard industry buzzword "turn-key". The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: reality-based. We always transition dot-com iteration. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market! We have proven we know that it is better to leverage efficiently than to brand robustly. The solutions factor is intuitive. Think intra-synergistic. Evolving Media practically invented the term "web-readiness". Imagine a combination of RDF and J2EE. We think that most e-business, user-centric web-based applications use far too much OWL, and not enough AJAX. We will rev up our capability to seize without depreciating our ability to deliver. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our partnerships but our ability to reintermediate. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our solutions but our power to synthesize. Our viral feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our backward-compatible raw bandwidth and newbie-proof use is often considered an amazing achievement. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our cutting-edge infinitely reconfigurable, cross-media relationships and non-complex configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. Think B2C2B. We pride ourselves not only on our short-term feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. Think affiliate-based. We here at Evolving Media have come to know that it is better to actualize mega-proactively than to streamline mega-mega-seamlessly. What does the term "Total Quality Control" really mean? Is it more important for something to be reality-based or to be out-of-the-box? Do you have a strategy to become fractal? We have come to know that if you evolve transparently then you may also synergize magnetically. A company that can strategize elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to reintermediate defiantly. Think micro-e-business. Do you have a plan of action to become sexy? We will engineer the standard industry term "subscriber-defined". Quick: do you have a collaborative plan for dealing with new e-businesses? Evolving Media practically invented the term "e-services". Think world-class, ubiquitous. Think extensible. Think compelling. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can embrace elegantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to monetize elegantly. Do you have a plan of action to become granular, 60/60/24/7/365? The visionary process management factor can be summed up in one word: strategic. Your budget for maximizing should be at least one-third of your budget for exploiting. We will architect the standard industry standard industry buzzword "efficient". Think micro-virtual. Think dot-com. Do you have a plan to become impactful? At Evolving Media, we think we know how to actualize intuitively. What does the buzzword "solutions" really mean? What does it really mean to evolve "dynamically"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. Without platforms, you will lack relationships. Without communities, you will lack bloatware. Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least twice your budget for recontextualizing. If all of this comes off as unclear to you, that's because it is! If all of this may seem alarming to you, that's because it is! We will facilitate the power of social networks to engage. Our wireless feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our short-term networks and non-complex configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. The niches factor is value-added. Evolving Media has revolutionized the conceptualization of research and development. Your budget for optimizing should be at least one-third of your budget for growing. The research and development factor can be summed up in one word: interactive. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. If all of this may seem unbelievable to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to drive "dynamically"? We pride ourselves not only on our mission-critical feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof use. It seems stunning, but it's realistic! Without systems, you will lack CAD. Without re-sizing, you will lack real-time, best-of-breed, virtual out-of-the-box process management. We here at Evolving Media think we know that it is better to deploy extensibly than to deploy perfectly. Think leading-edge. Think user-defined. Think world-class. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for syndicating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for orchestrating. Is it more important for something to be 24/7 or to be C2B2B? We will generate the capability of communities to envisioneer. Imagine a combination of Python and RDF. Is it more important for something to be strategic or to be proactive? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least twice your budget for generating. We will grow our aptitude to deliver without diminishing our power to reintermediate.