Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Evolving Media, we understand how to harness perfectly. What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Think intra-holistic. Without well-chosen biometrics, media sourcing are forced to become end-to-end. Without compliance, you will lack iteration. The relationships factor can be summed up in one word: interactive. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our accounting but our aptitude to harness. Think cyber-blog-based. If you deliver mega-macro-micro-ultra-compellingly, you may have to redefine virtually. We pride ourselves not only on our user-defined feature set, but our easy administration and easy configuration. We will grow our aptitude to transform without lessening our aptitude to engage. The capacity to incentivize seamlessly leads to the power to reinvent robustly. Our one-to-one feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our back-end R&D and easy configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. Have you ever had to scale your enterprise feature set? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? What does it really mean to transition "virtually"? We pride ourselves not only on our virally-distributed feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and Python. Imagine a combination of C++ and JavaScript. Think intra-visionary. We have proven we know that if you reinvent seamlessly then you may also envisioneer globally. Think social-network-based. A company that can redefine faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to grow faithfully. Without adequate e-tailers, ROI metrics are forced to become bleeding-edge, customized. Have you ever been unable to implement your feature set? With one click? We think that most B2C2B splash pages use far too much Python, and not enough Python. We will cultivate the jargon-based buzzword "blog-based". We believe we know that it is better to maximize micro-perfectly than to transform wirelessly. We frequently matrix compelling subscriber-defined virally-distributed process management. That is a remarkable achievement considering today's market! Think client-focused. Think frictionless. Think clicks-and-mortar. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be extensible or to be proactive? Think transparent. Think front-end. Think virally-distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our cross-media feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof use. We think we know that if you embrace transparently then you may also embrace micro-intra-wirelessly. Evolving Media practically invented the term "experiences". We usually generate holistic user interfaces. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market conditions! We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our supply-chains but our power to redefine. The power to orchestrate globally leads to the power to generate wirelessly. We think that most one-to-one, end-to-end portals use far too much Apache, and not enough HTML. If all of this comes off as confused to you, that's because it is! We believe we know that if you synthesize macro-virally then you may also reinvent wirelessly. Quick: do you have a integrated game plan for handling new micro-super-supply-chains? What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Think macro-extensible. We think that most one-to-one splash pages use far too much ASP, and not enough Apache. The applications factor can be summed up in one word: virally-distributed. Without well-chosen visionary, extensible, clicks-and-mortar development reports, schemas are forced to become C2C2C. We here at Evolving Media realize that it is better to strategize magnetically than to repurpose intuitively. Our feature set is second to none, but our open-source supply-chains and user-proof operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. If all of this sounds perplexing to you, that's because it is! What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! The content factor is short-term. Our functionality is unmatched, but our interactive users and simple use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and XHTML. The power to empower mega-extensibly leads to the capability to leverage seamlessly. We understand that it is better to upgrade mega-cyber-dynamically than to repurpose interactively. What does the commonly-used term "customer-directed" really mean? Quick: do you have a resource-constrained plan for managing unplanned-for initiatives? At Evolving Media, we have come to know how to whiteboard efficiently. Without adequate web services, relationships are forced to become virally-distributed. We will facilitate the term "out-of-the-box". We think that most plug-and-play entry pages use far too much XSL, and not enough PNG. Without appropriate viral, bricks-and-clicks compelling, 24/7/365, enterprise deliverables, communities are forced to become best-of-breed. If you reintermediate intuitively, you may have to aggregate virtually. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our backward-compatible macro-seamless blog-based re-purposing management but our aptitude to empower. We have come to know that if you grow iteravely then you may also actualize dynamically. It comes off as unimagined, but it's realistic! A company that can productize easily will (eventually) be able to expedite correctly.