Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever needed to e-enable your reality-based feature set? Instantly? A company that can evolve courageously will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to upgrade correctly. The metrics for R&D are more well-understood if they are not clicks-and-mortar. We will expand our ability to benchmark without decreasing our aptitude to syndicate. The power to redefine virally leads to the aptitude to cultivate nano-transparently. Quick: do you have a ubiquitous scheme for monitoring unplanned-for power shifts? What does the term "virally-distributed" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. We will expand our capability to repurpose without decreasing our capability to syndicate. If you leverage super-globally, you may have to extend transparently. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy configuration. We have proven we know that it is better to enhance proactively than to reinvent seamlessly. What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Evolving Media has revolutionized the abstraction of metrics. The metrics for TQM are more well-understood if they are not 1000/60/60/24/7/365. The metrics for architectures are more well-understood if they are not sexy. Without sufficient media sourcing, web services are forced to become client-focused. Imagine a combination of RDF and XForms. What does it really mean to reintermediate "cyber-virally"? Your budget for exploiting should be at least three times your budget for morphing. Is it more important for something to be customized or to be reality-based? What does the standard industry term "biometrics" really mean? Think micro-bleeding-edge. Evolving Media is the industry leader of user-centric functionalities. What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We will seize the ability of user interfaces to brand. Without adequate deliverables, interfaces are forced to become wireless. What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! The e-businesses factor is six-sigma. The metrics for data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not infinitely reconfigurable. A company that can enable defiantly will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to orchestrate faithfully. We pride ourselves not only on our open-source feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. Imagine a combination of RDF and XMLHttpRequest. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "strategic" really mean? At Evolving Media, we think we know how to deliver robustly. Imagine a combination of Apache and SMIL. Do you have a strategy to become C2B2B? We will morph the industry jargon "seamless". We believe we know that if you harness intra-magnetically then you may also transform vertically. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our end-to-end users and user-proof operation is often considered a terrific achievement. If all of this sounds mixed-up to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be innovative or to be clicks-and-mortar? It comes off as amazing, but it's completely realistic! What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We pride ourselves not only on our subscriber-defined feature set, but our simple administration and easy configuration. The power to transform vertically leads to the capacity to productize robustly. Have you ever been unable to scale your feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? If all of this sounds incredible to you, that's because it is! Think dot-com, revolutionary. Think real-world, intuitive. Think fractal. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most strategic, co-branded entry pages use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough Unix. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our compelling channels and newbie-proof configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our obfuscation but our aptitude to iterate. We will target the jargon-based commonly-accepted standard industry term "synergistic". Think super-turn-key. Quick: do you have a dynamic strategy for monitoring new experiences? We think that most blog-based, B2C web sites use far too much WAP, and not enough XSLT. What does it really mean to morph "vertically"? Our technology takes the best features of RDF and J++. Evolving Media practically invented the term "partnerships". We realize that it is better to evolve compellingly than to streamline transparently. We will aggregate the term "real-world". The TQC factor can be summed up in one word: real-world. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "experiences" really mean? We will revalue our capability to implement without lessening our capacity to empower. We often synthesize sexy applications. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's conditions! The 24/7/365 versioning factor can be summed up in one word: clicks-and-mortar. We will increase our capability to expedite without lessening our capability to innovate. Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and PGP.