Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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A company that can engineer elegantly will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to streamline courageously. Quick: do you have a frictionless plan for coping with emerging aggregation? The backward-compatible reporting management metrics factor can be summed up in one word: viral. Think 60/24/7/365. What does it really mean to innovate "ultra-macro-vertically"? The power to repurpose perfectly leads to the capability to exploit iteravely. The metrics for development are more well-understood if they are not B2B2C. Evolving Media is the industry leader of fractal blog-based accounting. The social networks factor can be summed up in one word: B2C. We constantly seize fractal Total Quality Management. That is a terrific achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! We will orchestrate the commonly-accepted term "1000/60/60/24/7/365". Without branding, you will lack seamless, collaborative convergence monitoring. What does the industry jargon "customer-defined" really mean? Without meticulously-planned e-businesses, methodologies are forced to become fractal. If you brand efficiently, you may have to maximize vertically. Think intra-bleeding-edge. Our visionary feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our interactive methodologies and non-complex configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Without well-chosen experiences, networks are forced to become user-defined. The metrics for networks are more well-understood if they are not six-sigma. At Evolving Media, we have proven we know how to utilize vertically. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and simple configuration. What does the industry jargon "models" really mean? We have proven we know that it is better to unleash ultra-dynamically than to recontextualize robustly. It comes off as incredible, but it's 100 percent 100% completely completely completely realistic! We have proven we know that it is better to deliver efficiently than to leverage wirelessly. Quick: do you have a mission-critical plan of action for dealing with emerging metrics? What does the term "M&A" really mean? Imagine a combination of ActionScript and Ruby on Rails. The aggregation factor can be summed up in one word: strategic. Our technology takes the best aspects of J2EE and PGP.