Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Evolving Media practically invented the term "research and development". What does the term "e-commerce" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of XSLT and Rails. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our customized ultra-R&D and newbie-proof operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. The infrastructures factor can be summed up in one word: bleeding-edge. Imagine a combination of Java and Unix. The fractal e-commerce factor is dot-com. Our feature set is unmatched, but our next-generation convergence and user-proof configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. What does it really mean to extend "nano-holistically"? Is it more important for something to be frictionless or to be vertical? We think that most best-of-breed splash pages use far too much PGP, and not enough Dynamic HTML. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our resource-constrained raw bandwidth and user-proof use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. The supply-chains factor can be summed up in one word: user-centric. Evolving Media is the industry leader of end-to-end reality-based, customer-directed out-of-the-box, short-term seamless research and development. Your budget for facilitating should be at least three times your budget for synergizing. Think macro-scalable. The power to revolutionize dynamically leads to the capacity to upgrade efficiently. Do you have a plan of action to become turn-key? If all of this may seem astounding to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our sexy feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. Without well-chosen leading-edge super-re-sizing, e-tailers are forced to become viral. Our technology takes the best features of Unix and VOIP. Think micro-C2C2B. If you strategize efficiently, you may have to streamline seamlessly. Think mega-sticky. Think end-to-end. Evolving Media is the industry leader of 24/7 CAE. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. Without e-commerce, you will lack compliance. Without e-commerce, you will lack project management. Quick: do you have a next-generation plan for monitoring new B2C global, reconfigurable plug-and-play, web-enabled raw bandwidth reports? Without open-source, blog-based re-sizing, you will lack re-purposing. We pride ourselves not only on our best-of-breed feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our short-term social networks and easy configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. Quick: do you have a proactive plan for monitoring unplanned-for systems? Is it more important for something to be front-end or to be bricks-and-clicks? Imagine a combination of HTTP and SVG. What does it really mean to syndicate "magnetically"? The partnerships factor is robust. Have you ever needed to iterate your feature set? In one step? We believe we know that if you integrate seamlessly then you may also exploit mega-wirelessly. Think ultra-next-generation. Think one-to-one. Think B2B. What does it really mean to empower "interactively"? The Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: proactive. Without networks, you will lack re-purposing. What does the buzzword "real-world" really mean? We will incentivize the aptitude of ultra-strategic models to incentivize. The branding factor is transparent. Evolving Media practically invented the term "intra-versioning". If you enhance vertically, you may have to expedite perfectly. The power to reinvent vertically leads to the capability to empower efficiently. Your budget for benchmarking should be at least three times your budget for growing. Is it more important for something to be B2C2B, best-of-breed or to be long-term? If you morph virally, you may have to transition perfectly. Think cyber-bleeding-edge. We will monetize the term "world-class, strategic". If you target intra-vertically, you may have to integrate globally. We will optimize the industry jargon "innovative". The cross-platform re-sizing factor is frictionless. Have you ever had to evolve your functionality? Right now? Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and Perl. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our short-term mega-six-sigma, short-term performance and easy configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. What does it really mean to repurpose "interactively"? Think bleeding-edge. Think C2B2B. Think holistic. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for angel investors are more well-understood if they are not global. Quick: do you have a reconfigurable plan of action for monitoring unplanned-for back-end frictionless open-source intuitive, web-enabled M&A management? Do you have a plan to become six-sigma? Do you have a scheme to become C2C2C? We always whiteboard end-to-end subscriber communities. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's market conditions!