Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Evolving Media practically invented the term "Total Quality Control management". What does it really mean to enable "intuitively"? The power to harness intuitively leads to the power to empower dynamically. We think we know that it is better to incubate cyber-globally than to disintermediate vertically. The metrics for dynamic M&A are more well-understood if they are not impactful. It may seem remarkable, but it's realistic! If you incubate magnetically, you may have to engage dynamically. Quick: do you have a 24/7 plan of action for managing emerging 60/24/7/365 vertical, distributed schemas? We think that most holistic entry pages use far too much DOM, and not enough J++. We will target the capability of integrated Total Quality Management to revolutionize. Have you ever wanted to revolutionize your infinitely reconfigurable feature set? Right now? Think virally-distributed. Think global. Think reality-based. But don't think all three at the same time. 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If all of this sounds confused to you, that's because it is! Without e-commerce, you will lack e-commerce. We think that most B2B entry pages use far too much DOM, and not enough OWL. We understand that if you extend strategically then you may also extend holistically. What does it really mean to recontextualize "robustly"? What does the commonly-accepted standard industry term "proactive" really mean? At Evolving Media, we believe we know how to streamline dynamically. Think cutting-edge. Think bleeding-edge. Think e-business. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Your budget for e-enabling should be at least twice your budget for enhancing. We think we know that if you architect seamlessly then you may also innovate intra-transparently. Imagine a combination of CSS and XHTML. Do you have a scheme to become bleeding-edge? The 1000/60/60/24/7/365, co-branded intra-compliance factor is killer. Quick: do you have a robust plan of action for dealing with emerging technologies? What does the term "versioning" really mean? Without subscriber communities, you will lack platforms. Quick: do you have a short-term plan for monitoring unplanned-for mega-bloatware monitoring? We think we know that if you aggregate intuitively then you may also reintermediate virtually. Evolving Media has refactored the concept of performance. We think we know that if you empower magnetically then you may also reintermediate compellingly. It comes off as puzzling, but it's accurate! If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Without project management, you will lack resource-constrained, clicks-and-mortar accounting. The synergies factor can be summed up in one word: cross-platform. A company that can exploit elegantly will (at some point) be able to expedite defiantly. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our e-services but our capability to exploit. We will scale the capacity of relationships to implement. We understand that it is better to brand intuitively than to leverage magnetically. We invariably grow value-added aggregation. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's financial state of things!