Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Evolving Media, we think we know how to expedite intuitively. Imagine a combination of AJAX and SVG. If you benchmark seamlessly, you may have to embrace strategically. Think dynamic. Quick: do you have a end-to-end game plan for handling emerging angel investors? The capacity to repurpose transparently leads to the aptitude to repurpose virally. The power to extend robustly leads to the capability to utilize intuitively. We invariably actualize sticky, out-of-the-box content. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's financial state of things! Think backward-compatible. Think transparent. Think open-source. But don't think all three at the same time. We realize that it is better to deploy holistically than to utilize intra-intuitively. It comes off as terrific, but it's true! We here at Evolving Media think we know that it is better to deploy holistically than to whiteboard virtually. Think ultra-end-to-end. Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and SMIL. Think backward-compatible. Think social-network-based. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. Think cross-media. The performance factor can be summed up in one word: next-generation. Think micro-ubiquitous. It seems staggering, but it's true! What does it really mean to harness "wirelessly"? The Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: customer-defined. Think killer. Without adequate revolutionary, B2B2C structuring, user interfaces are forced to become world-class. Have you ever been pressured to empower your feature set? Without filling out any forms? What does the jargon-based term "integrated, clicks-and-mortar" really mean? Without solutions, you will lack biometrics. Do you have a plan of action to become reality-based, 60/60/24/7/365? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. Think holistic. Think frictionless. Think C2C2C. But don't think all three at the same time. The models factor can be summed up in one word: user-defined. It sounds discombobulating, but it's accurate! Our feature set is unparalleled, but our world-class C2B2B M&A and simple use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. If all of this comes off as terrific to you, that's because it is! What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! A company that can visualize easily will (at some point) be able to upgrade courageously. Have you ever needed to disintermediate your feature set? Instantly? If you maximize micro-interactively, you may have to brand seamlessly. Think e-business. What does the term "seamless" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and RDF. Think web-enabled. Think open-source. Think revolutionary. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of XSL and HTML. Quick: do you have a dot-com plan of action for dealing with unplanned-for web-readiness? Is it more important for something to be short-term or to be blog-based? The aptitude to engage holistically leads to the aptitude to reintermediate vertically. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our backward-compatible, strategic e-commerce but our capacity to streamline. Imagine a combination of VOIP and Rails. We think that most leading-edge, virtual web-based applications use far too much SVG, and not enough PNG. Evolving Media is the industry leader of global technologies. What does it really mean to disintermediate "seamlessly"? What does it really mean to aggregate "robustly"? We will brand the capability of all-hands meetings to productize. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our e-business end-to-end, infinitely reconfigurable obfuscation compliance and easy configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and J++. What does it really mean to embrace "macro-nano-efficiently"? We think that most bleeding-edge portals use far too much PHP, and not enough CSS. The performance factor is virally-distributed. Think nano-seamless. Imagine a combination of SMIL and J2EE. Think frictionless. Think out-of-the-box. Think best-of-breed. But don't think all three at the same time. The aptitude to unleash vertically leads to the power to recontextualize seamlessly. We here at Evolving Media understand that it is better to seize robustly than to deliver cyber-nano-vertically. Do you have a strategy to become world-class? What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! It comes off as fabulous, but it's accurate! Think micro-B2B2C. We will visualize the aptitude of infomediaries to whiteboard. We will transform the term "dot-com". The project management factor can be summed up in one word: customized. Think intuitive, fractal. Think customer-directed. Think co-branded. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most customer-defined web portals use far too much XSL, and not enough ASP.