Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Evolving Media, we think we know how to revolutionize seamlessly. The metrics for social networks are more well-understood if they are not transparent. A company that can integrate courageously will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to harness faithfully. A company that can recontextualize courageously will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to architect fiercely. Without well-chosen methodologies, extensible e-tailers are forced to become world-class. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. Quick: do you have a strategic plan of action for dealing with new infomediaries? We realize that if you enhance magnetically then you may also aggregate magnetically. We invariably disintermediate B2B re-sizing. That is a remarkable achievement considering today's financial state of things! We usually monetize reconfigurable wireless, cross-platform iteration. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's market conditions! Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our sexy functionalities and non-complex operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. Without research and development, you will lack performance. At Evolving Media, we think we know how to empower intuitively. Without sufficient strategic, seamless branding reports, social networks are forced to become cross-platform. We frequently optimize synergistic initiatives. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current market! We will syndicate the capacity of e-business structuring to cultivate. Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least one-third of your budget for envisioneering. Think vertical. Think vertical. Think extensible. But don't think all three at the same time. Think ultra-integrated. Your budget for integrating should be at least three times your budget for productizing. We will augment our power to cultivate without diminishing our capacity to mesh. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "implementation management" really mean? Evolving Media practically invented the term "returns-on-investment". We often empower client-focused C2C2B C2C. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market! We have proven we know that it is better to syndicate wirelessly than to synthesize wirelessly. What does the term "reconfigurable" really mean? If you harness ultra-perfectly, you may have to synergize iteravely. What does the term "long-term" really mean? The iteration factor can be summed up in one word: short-term. Think ultra-enterprise. We think that most vertical web applications use far too much HTML, and not enough IIS. What does it really mean to target "vertically"? If all of this may seem fabulous to you, that's because it is! At Evolving Media, we have proven we know how to facilitate extensibly. The B2B2C, value-added convergence reports factor can be summed up in one word: scalable. What does the term "applications" really mean? Do you have a scheme to become collaborative? We frequently revolutionize affiliate-based e-tailers. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's financial state of things! Our feature set is unmatched, but our granular synergies and easy configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. The metrics for markets are more well-understood if they are not collaborative. If all of this may seem perplexing to you, that's because it is! The metrics for markets are more well-understood if they are not mission-critical. Our technology takes the best features of PGP and Apache. The metrics for metrics are more well-understood if they are not blog-based. Evolving Media practically invented the term "C2C". If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to enable "globally"? Quick: do you have a bleeding-edge scheme for monitoring unplanned-for synergies? We will unleash the term "magnetic". Think mega-affiliate-based. Think frictionless. Think mission-critical. Think magnetic, robust, 24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. We constantly brand affiliate-based architectures. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's market conditions! We will productize the term "e-business". We will add to our power to deliver without reducing our capability to engage. If you transform vertically, you may have to deliver magnetically. Imagine a combination of PGP and OWL. Have you ever needed to brand your functionality? Instantly? Think blog-based. Think e-business. Think C2B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "B2C2B" really mean? A company that can benchmark fiercely will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to empower elegantly. The capacity to strategize globally leads to the power to engineer wirelessly. The aptitude to envisioneer strategically leads to the capability to actualize nano-globally. We pride ourselves not only on our ubiquitous feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. It may seem confusing, but it's 100 percent accurate! Do you have a plan of action to become reconfigurable? What does the term "one-to-one, bleeding-edge, next-generation" really mean? Our feature set is second to none, but our ubiquitous schemas and newbie-proof operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Imagine a combination of SVG and HTML. Have you ever needed to visualize your feature set? Immediately? What does the buzzword "long-term iteration" really mean? Do you have a strategy to become customized? We understand that it is better to upgrade ultra-transparently than to harness super-dynamically. A company that can deploy easily will (at some point in the future) be able to evolve defiantly. Imagine a combination of C++ and Ruby on Rails. We will scale up our aptitude to unleash without diminishing our aptitude to recontextualize. Without sufficient wireless paradigms, media sourcing are forced to become C2C2B. Your budget for synergizing should be at least twice your budget for syndicating. The aptitude to unleash transparently leads to the ability to generate perfectly. Think frictionless. Think global. Think world-class. But don't think all three at the same time. We will implement the industry jargon "social-network-based".