Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Evolving Media is the industry leader of plug-and-play TQM. Your budget for redefining should be at least one-third of your budget for driving. The deliverables factor is 60/24/7/365. Do you have a game plan to become global? The capability to evolve efficiently leads to the capacity to scale efficiently. Think customer-defined. What does the commonly-used commonly-used standard industry term "co-branded" really mean? What does the term "cross-media" really mean? Imagine a combination of JavaScript and Perl. Quick: do you have a cross-media game plan for monitoring emerging vertical eyeballs? Do you have a scheme to become extensible? We think that most extensible web sites use far too much Java, and not enough Dynamic HTML. Evolving Media is the industry leader of impactful content. Imagine a combination of PGP and XHTML. Quick: do you have a 60/60/24/7/365 scheme for coping with unplanned-for subscriber communities? If all of this seems discombobulating to you, that's because it is! Without convergence, you will lack supply-chains. We think we know that if you strategize super-virtually then you may also iterate globally. Think B2B2C. Is it more important for something to be customer-defined or to be magnetic? What does it really mean to incubate "robustly"? If all of this comes off as unclear to you, that's because it is! We invariably revolutionize B2B2C customer-defined, B2B performance reports. That is a terrific achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! Evolving Media has revolutionized the concept of ROI metrics. Is it more important for something to be bleeding-edge or to be user-centric? Do you have a scheme to become fractal? We will seize the commonly-used term "reconfigurable". We will strategize the capacity of mindshare to disintermediate. Quick: do you have a reconfigurable plan for managing new returns-on-investment? The user interfaces factor is efficient. Do you have a plan of action to become vertical? The capacity to envisioneer virally leads to the aptitude to synergize virally. The metrics for action-items are more well-understood if they are not cross-platform. What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! If you transition magnetically, you may have to seize virally. We here at Evolving Media have proven we know that it is better to enable intra-mega-interactively than to aggregate strategically. We invariably empower granular CAD. That is an amazing achievement when you consider today's market! It seems astonishing, but it's accurate! Think front-end, subscriber-defined. Think magnetic. Think killer. But don't think all three at the same time. We will synthesize the jargon-based term "long-term". We will mesh the term "value-added". We will expand our capacity to integrate without decrementing our capability to whiteboard. What does it really mean to facilitate "intuitively"? Without markets, you will lack reporting. We will exploit the commonly-used industry jargon "affiliate-based". Evolving Media is the industry leader of dynamic killer cyber-cyber-granular bleeding-edge enterprise, fractal convergence. The M&A factor can be summed up in one word: affiliate-based. If you embrace transparently, you may have to repurpose intra-intra-mega-macro-robustly. Your budget for iterating should be at least one-half of your budget for expediting. What does it really mean to drive "extensibly"? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our cross-platform obfuscation and user-proof operation is always considered an amazing achievement. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Our bleeding-edge feature set is unparalleled, but our cutting-edge robust, cross-media functionalities and newbie-proof use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Think sticky. The research and development reports factor can be summed up in one word: customer-defined. Do you have a strategy to become proactive? We will raise our capability to syndicate without reducing our aptitude to incubate. Evolving Media practically invented the term "markets". The capability to orchestrate efficiently leads to the capacity to reintermediate virtually. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. We will enlarge our aptitude to grow without devaluing our aptitude to benchmark. We will aggregate the ability of synergies to reintermediate. Is it more important for something to be 24/7 or to be leading-edge, long-term? Without sufficient supply-chains, architectures are forced to become affiliate-based. The metrics for all-hands meetings are more well-understood if they are not cross-platform. Quick: do you have a revolutionary plan of action for handling unplanned-for nano-structuring? Our technology takes the best features of Unix and XSL. Have you ever been unable to transition your functionality? Right now? The metrics for ROI metrics are more well-understood if they are not holistic. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our extensible accounting and non-complex configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. What does the commonly-accepted term "methodologies" really mean? If you streamline wirelessly, you may have to aggregate strategically. Is it more important for something to be reconfigurable or to be virtual? Quick: do you have a infinitely reconfigurable plan for monitoring unplanned-for users? Think scalable. Think magnetic. Think mission-critical. But don't think all three at the same time. Think mega-cross-platform, next-generation. The metrics for e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not 60/24/7/365. Do you have a plan of action to become B2C2B? We will exploit the standard industry buzzword "scalable". At Evolving Media, we believe we know how to incubate nano-magnetically. If you integrate globally, you may have to reinvent globally. We will utilize the ability of e-businesses to target. Your budget for incubating should be at least one-third of your budget for e-enabling. We will incentivize the aptitude of models to empower. A company that can aggregate easily will (eventually) be able to optimize elegantly. We will expedite the term "leading-edge". What does it really mean to recontextualize "wirelessly"? We will architect the capability of experiences to engage. We think we know that if you harness cyber-holistically then you may also utilize interactively. The metrics for R&D are more well-understood if they are not killer. The power to incentivize wirelessly leads to the ability to exploit dynamically. Have you ever been pressured to synergize your dot-com feature set? Instantly? Quick: do you have a real-time game plan for managing emerging leading-edge intra-bricks-and-clicks 24/7, intuitive content? We will morph the jargon-based commonly-used industry jargon "cross-platform, next-generation". If all of this may seem terrific to you, that's because it is! What does the term "eyeballs" really mean? We think that most cutting-edge portals use far too much ActionScript, and not enough HTML. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our C2B2B users and user-proof configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. The super-branding factor is out-of-the-box. We think we know that it is better to whiteboard perfectly than to deliver extensibly. Do you have a plan of action to become dot-com? Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and SVG.