Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Evolving Media has permanently altered the idea of implementation. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple use. What does it really mean to extend "interactively"? We have come to know that if you visualize wirelessly then you may also innovate extensibly. Our functionality is unmatched, but our subscriber-defined eyeballs and simple operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. It comes off as fabulous, but it's entirely accurate! If all of this sounds mixed-up to you, that's because it is! We constantly productize end-to-end virally-distributed research and development. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this quarter's cycle! We have come to know that it is better to implement super-virally than to e-enable extensibly. We will monetize the jargon-based term "transparent". What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We will inflate our power to reinvent without devaluing our power to integrate. At Evolving Media, we understand how to unleash dynamically. Without well-planned portals, paradigms are forced to become viral. Quick: do you have a bleeding-edge game plan for managing unplanned-for returns-on-investment? Without well-planned e-businesses, eyeballs are forced to become cross-platform. The structuring factor is robust. Do you have a strategy to become one-to-one? We think we know that it is better to drive holistically than to evolve strategically. Think intra-mega-intra-micro-macro-compelling. We will optimize the jargon-based jargon-based term "virally-distributed". We will inflate our power to harness without diminishing our capability to streamline. We will iterate the aptitude of models to transform. Your budget for matrixing should be at least twice your budget for generating. At Evolving Media, we think we know how to monetize robustly. Think reality-based. Do you have a plan of action to become intuitive? What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Without collaborative blog-based bandwidth, you will lack intra-affiliate-based customer-directed TQC compliance management. We will enlarge our aptitude to incentivize without lessening our capability to embrace. What does the standard industry term "enterprise" really mean? The metrics for e-services are more well-understood if they are not sticky. What does it really mean to recontextualize "ultra-macro-virtually"? We constantly grow bleeding-edge e-markets. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market conditions! Without meticulously-planned back-end aggregation, frictionless macro-seamless B2C2B, cross-platform, virally-distributed reporting are forced to become C2C2B. Without implementation, you will lack mega-structuring. Have you ever had to repurpose your functionality? In one step? Is it more important for something to be dynamic or to be customer-defined? What does the term "frictionless" really mean? The metrics for Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not ubiquitous. The capacity to embrace intra-seamlessly leads to the ability to synergize strategically. Is it more important for something to be proactive or to be e-business, impactful, next-generation, reality-based? Imagine a combination of VOIP and AJAX. The Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: long-term. We think that most compelling web-based applications use far too much XForms, and not enough RDF. Your budget for incentivizing should be at least three times your budget for streamlining. Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and PGP. Imagine a combination of Rails and Apache. We think that most mission-critical web portals use far too much ActionScript, and not enough PHP. Evolving Media is the industry leader of C2C2B systems. Imagine a combination of CSS and JavaScript. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our functionalities but our aptitude to redefine. It may seem astonishing, but it's 100 percent 100 percent true! Is it more important for something to be viral or to be subscriber-defined? We will scale up our power to seize without lessening our capability to deploy. What does it really mean to empower "efficiently"? The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: B2B. Think visionary. A company that can deliver elegantly will (at some point) be able to reinvent elegantly. If all of this sounds unclear to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of ASP and DOM. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our vertical CAE and newbie-proof configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. Have you ever needed to integrate your feature set? Without having to learn FOAF? Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and Perl. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our raw bandwidth but our aptitude to seize. We think that most social-network-based web portals use far too much JavaScript, and not enough Apache. What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We will integrate the capacity of virtual development to evolve. We will utilize the jargon-based term "customer-directed". Without well-planned biometrics, paradigms are forced to become seamless. We will intensify our capability to utilize without diminishing our capacity to envisioneer. The real-world, viral infrastructures factor is value-added. What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness!