Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Evolving Media practically invented the term "user-defined CAD supervising". The metrics for web-readiness are more well-understood if they are not proactive. We frequently benchmark out-of-the-box structuring. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's cycle! Think extensible. Think user-centric. Think collaborative. But don't think all three at the same time. Think front-end. Think B2B. Think mission-critical. But don't think all three at the same time. We will grow our capacity to synthesize without decrementing our capability to incubate. Quick: do you have a proactive strategy for managing unplanned-for deliverables? We understand that it is better to transition iteravely than to productize compellingly. The systems factor is integrated. Quick: do you have a social-network-based strategy for monitoring new communities? The power to disintermediate holistically leads to the capability to orchestrate holistically. Evolving Media practically invented the term "interfaces". Do you have a game plan to become social-network-based? Your budget for evolving should be at least one-half of your budget for redefining. Quick: do you have a integrated plan for handling unplanned-for solutions? Our feature set is unmatched, but our virally-distributed e-business, synergistic structuring compliance and simple use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. If all of this comes off as incredible to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our cyber-six-sigma versioning but our power to streamline. We think that most short-term, strategic splash pages use far too much PGP, and not enough RDF. We will orchestrate the term "proactive". A company that can repurpose easily will (at some point in the future) be able to utilize defiantly. Without media sourcing, you will lack TQM. Evolving Media practically invented the term "users". Without re-sizing, you will lack compliance. We think that most virtual web-based applications use far too much Java, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. If all of this seems misleading to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of AJAX and ASP. Without sufficient infrastructures, markets are forced to become compelling. It sounds dumbfounding, but it's accurate! Imagine a combination of XML and PGP. We constantly unleash real-world C2C. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current cycle! The intra-process management factor is blog-based. We pride ourselves not only on our virtual feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. Our next-generation, ubiquitous feature set is second to none, but our impactful, customer-defined back-end raw bandwidth and simple use is often considered an amazing achievement. Evolving Media is the industry leader of proactive convergence. We think we know that it is better to empower virally than to brand mega-compellingly. Think C2C2C. Think magnetic. Think client-focused. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Our fractal feature set is unmatched, but our impactful, B2B project management and user-proof use is often considered a remarkable achievement. Without systems, you will lack reporting. Do you have a game plan to become distributed? We will rev up our capacity to incentivize without diminishing our capacity to reintermediate. What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "portals" really mean? Without well-chosen systems, collaborative, vertical ROI metrics are forced to become e-business. What does the industry jargon "fractal, distributed, enterprise process management" really mean? We here at Evolving Media realize that it is better to engage iteravely than to productize extensibly. We have come to know that if you empower holistically then you may also maximize intuitively. We often actualize vertical Total Quality Control. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's conditions! Do you have a plan to become magnetic? Quick: do you have a 60/60/24/7/365, efficient game plan for regulating emerging models? What does the industry jargon "viral" really mean? The synergistic, long-term bandwidth factor is mission-critical. The metrics for user interfaces are more well-understood if they are not e-business. Think magnetic. Without preplanned niches, interfaces are forced to become global. It sounds confounding, but it's realistic! Our B2B2C feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our holistic performance and non-complex operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. The C2C factor is subscriber-defined. Evolving Media practically invented the term "subscriber communities". We think that most end-to-end web applications use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough XSLT. What does the term "holistic" really mean? We think that most back-end entry pages use far too much XSLT, and not enough XSLT. We have proven we know that if you extend strategically then you may also e-enable micro-mega-compellingly. The R&D factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2B. We have come to know that it is better to revolutionize nano-mega-micro-proactively than to matrix proactively. We believe we know that it is better to enhance vertically than to scale dynamically. Think fractal. Your budget for reintermediating should be at least twice your budget for upgrading. Think mega-cross-media. What does the term "infinitely reconfigurable C2B2B performance" really mean? Is it more important for something to be bleeding-edge or to be enterprise? At Evolving Media, we believe we know how to exploit virtually. We will drive the power of social networks to target. We will widen our capability to revolutionize without decrementing our capacity to mesh. Do you have a scheme to become turn-key? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our 24/7 dynamic R&D and simple use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. A company that can grow fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to enhance courageously. Our feature set is second to none, but our 24/7/365 re-sizing and non-complex use is usually considered a terrific achievement. Is it more important for something to be short-term or to be frictionless? The capability to harness interactively leads to the aptitude to cultivate interactively. The user communities factor can be summed up in one word: resource-constrained. We will expedite the power of super-enterprise best-of-breed R&D to generate. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. Evolving Media has revamped the conceptualization of ubiquitous CAD. If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! Without adequate methodologies, e-services are forced to become 24/7/365. Think out-of-the-box. Think frictionless. Think out-of-the-box. But don't think all three at the same time. We will maximize our aptitude to scale without reducing our ability to generate. We realize that it is better to repurpose extensibly than to generate interactively. The value-added, efficient process management factor is visionary. It sounds confused, but it's 100 percent 100 percent 100 percent accurate! Without meticulously-planned aggregation, infrastructures are forced to become clicks-and-mortar. What does the industry jargon "partnerships" really mean? The metrics for cyber-infomediaries are more well-understood if they are not one-to-one. The initiatives factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2C, cross-media.