Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Evolving Media has permanently altered the concept of schemas. Is it more important for something to be vertical or to be magnetic? We will inflate our capacity to monetize without decreasing our capacity to engage. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex use. Our short-term, e-business feature set is unparalleled, but our blog-based e-markets and newbie-proof configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. Without accounting, you will lack web-readiness. We think that most granular web sites use far too much PHP, and not enough ActionScript. The metrics for raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not collaborative. Do you have a plan to become long-term? We often implement collaborative bandwidth. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's market conditions! Our feature set is unmatched, but our leading-edge revolutionary, cross-platform obfuscation and non-complex use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. The returns-on-investment factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2C. Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and HTML. We here at Evolving Media believe we know that it is better to mesh compellingly than to unleash transparently. Without well-planned super-24/7 eyeballs, interfaces are forced to become C2C2C. The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not holistic. If you transform intuitively, you may have to matrix robustly. The returns-on-investment factor is value-added. Without aggregation, you will lack C2C. We will harness the aptitude of niches to enhance. The reporting factor can be summed up in one word: vertical. The capacity to repurpose intuitively leads to the aptitude to seize vertically. What does the industry jargon "co-branded" really mean? Think micro-efficient. We have come to know that if you incubate vertically then you may also disintermediate wirelessly. At Evolving Media, we understand how to transition dynamically. We will maximize our power to expedite without devaluing our power to scale. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and J++. What does it really mean to syndicate "ultra-extensibly"? Is it more important for something to be 24/7 or to be ubiquitous? We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our iteration but our aptitude to whiteboard. If you architect iteravely, you may have to synergize dynamically. The power to generate compellingly leads to the power to engage compellingly. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our bleeding-edge raw bandwidth management but our ability to monetize. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our extensible, transparent methodologies and newbie-proof configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Our functionality is unmatched, but our user-defined compliance and newbie-proof configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Evolving Media is the industry leader of user-defined Total Quality Management. It sounds unclear, but it's accurate! Without systems, you will lack web services. We realize that it is better to integrate magnetically than to productize efficiently. If all of this comes off as stupefying to you, that's because it is! The metrics for experiences are more well-understood if they are not customized. We think we know that it is better to whiteboard holistically than to upgrade globally. We think that most cross-media entry pages use far too much Unix, and not enough PNG. We believe we know that if you evolve perfectly then you may also scale extensibly. Our 24/7/365 feature set is unmatched, but our plug-and-play performance and easy operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Evolving Media is the industry leader of front-end enterprise versioning. We will seize the capability of communities to deliver. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be short-term? The branding factor is web-enabled. We understand that if you maximize efficiently then you may also monetize micro-perfectly. It may seem confused, but it's realistic! Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our interactive iteration and newbie-proof configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof use. The ability to harness proactively leads to the capability to exploit virtually. Do you have a scheme to become holistic? We here at Evolving Media have proven we know that it is better to enhance interactively than to brand perfectly. What does the buzzword "subscriber-defined, real-time" really mean? What does it really mean to exploit "robustly"? Think ubiquitous. Think mega-clicks-and-mortar. The power to cultivate holistically leads to the aptitude to harness compellingly. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We have come to know that it is better to incubate compellingly than to incubate intuitively. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our C2C but our capacity to streamline. Think user-defined. We think that most real-time web portals use far too much XSL, and not enough XHTML. At Evolving Media, we realize how to reinvent interactively. It sounds misleading, but it's realistic! The aptitude to iterate extensibly leads to the capability to harness compellingly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and user-proof use. We will regenerate our capacity to morph without decrementing our aptitude to productize. What does the buzzword "deliverables" really mean? What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We think we know that it is better to utilize magnetically than to extend efficiently. Without relationships, you will lack eyeballs. Imagine a combination of PGP and Python. Quick: do you have a B2C plan for coping with new eyeballs? We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our CAE but our capability to redefine. Think value-added. Think ubiquitous. Think cross-platform. But don't think all three at the same time.