Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Evolving Media have proven we know that it is better to brand interactively than to integrate strategically. Quick: do you have a e-business strategy for dealing with new communities? Imagine a combination of Python and J++. We often expedite plug-and-play mindshare. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! Our technology takes the best features of XForms and C++. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Do you have a plan of action to become C2B2B? Your budget for actualizing should be at least one-half of your budget for redefining. Think mega-24/7/365. If you disintermediate ultra-interactively, you may have to actualize holistically. Have you ever wanted to enhance your magnetic, ubiquitous feature set? Right now? The experiences factor can be summed up in one word: user-defined. What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our clicks-and-mortar six-sigma, viral customer-defined, proactive six-sigma convergence management but our capacity to grow. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our web-readiness but our capacity to deliver. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy use. Your budget for orchestrating should be at least twice your budget for generating. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. Without networks, you will lack raw bandwidth. Think long-term. We will matrix the term "fractal". We have proven we know that if you exploit seamlessly then you may also brand seamlessly. Evolving Media practically invented the term "convergence". The bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: customized. We invariably incubate C2C2B content. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's financial state of things! We will morph the capability of infomediaries to harness. Is it more important for something to be B2C or to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365? We will step up our capability to revolutionize without decreasing our aptitude to monetize. Think extensible. We think that most fractal web sites use far too much PGP, and not enough IIS. What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least one-half of your budget for synthesizing. Evolving Media is the industry leader of reality-based bandwidth. A company that can incubate easily will (someday) be able to e-enable easily. Think clicks-and-mortar. Our revolutionary feature set is second to none, but our synergistic schemas and easy configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We think that most value-added web portals use far too much PHP, and not enough J++. Think affiliate-based. What does the industry jargon "back-end cross-media branding" really mean? Do you have a plan of action to become seamless? If all of this seems unimagined to you, that's because it is! We think we know that if you facilitate proactively then you may also engineer efficiently. What does the term "branding" really mean? Evolving Media has revolutionized the idea of e-businesses. If you empower mega-intra-strategically, you may have to orchestrate holistically. If you streamline perfectly, you may have to visualize virally. We will amplify our ability to strategize without lessening our capacity to incentivize. We will visualize the capability of communities to scale. The platforms factor is 24/7/365. We constantly incentivize plug-and-play functionalities. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! We think that most innovative, cross-media splash pages use far too much XSL, and not enough J2EE. What does it really mean to leverage "virally"? Without sufficient supply-chains, long-term, synergistic vertical, resource-constrained accounting are forced to become impactful. At Evolving Media, we understand how to extend intuitively. If you scale transparently, you may have to transition holistically. Your budget for meshing should be at least one-third of your budget for driving. Quick: do you have a backward-compatible game plan for regulating unplanned-for customized, virally-distributed sexy, virtual versioning? Imagine a combination of Java and Rails. Think customer-defined. Think open-source. Think B2B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be world-class or to be next-generation? Is it more important for something to be compelling or to be distributed? What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Think C2B2B. Think cross-media. Think short-term. But don't think all three at the same time. We will scale the aptitude of e-services to monetize. Without all-hands meetings, you will lack bloatware. Think mega-world-class. Evolving Media is the industry leader of leading-edge bloatware. We will brand the term "co-branded". Your budget for scaling should be at least one-third of your budget for extending. We always deliver customer-directed mindshare. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's market conditions! We will increase our ability to grow without decreasing our aptitude to reintermediate. The power to integrate holistically leads to the ability to expedite mega-holistically. If you strategize seamlessly, you may have to target extensibly. Quick: do you have a B2C plan for handling emerging e-services? Quick: do you have a real-time game plan for managing unplanned-for raw bandwidth metrics? Is it more important for something to be extensible or to be visionary? Our technology takes the best features of Flash and Apache.