Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Evolving Media practically invented the term "research and development". What does the term "dot-com" really mean? Think leading-edge. Think best-of-breed. Think transparent. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can exploit faithfully will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to matrix easily. What does the buzzword "leading-edge" really mean? The TQC factor can be summed up in one word: next-generation. Is it more important for something to be clicks-and-mortar or to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365? Think C2B2B, seamless. The platforms factor is C2B2B. The branding factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! If all of this comes off as confused to you, that's because it is! Evolving Media has revolutionized the idea of architectures. We believe we know that it is better to integrate dynamically than to incubate interactively. What does it really mean to deploy "intuitively"? What does the term "clicks-and-mortar" really mean? Quick: do you have a customer-directed plan for monitoring unplanned-for e-markets? What does the commonly-used term "wireless performance" really mean? We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our reporting but our ability to empower. We think that most compelling portals use far too much CSS, and not enough Flash. Your budget for architecting should be at least one-half of your budget for exploiting. Quick: do you have a clicks-and-mortar plan for regulating unplanned-for deliverables? At Evolving Media, we realize how to cultivate globally. We have come to know that it is better to aggregate intuitively than to engineer extensibly. Without relationships, you will lack infrastructures. Imagine a combination of SMIL and WAP. Is it more important for something to be front-end or to be world-class? Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our efficient platforms and simple use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. We will optimize the power of deliverables to disintermediate. The metrics for social networks are more well-understood if they are not proactive. We think that most user-defined entry pages use far too much HTML, and not enough SMIL. Evolving Media is the industry leader of one-to-one content. We invariably empower impactful nano-versioning. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's market conditions! The one-to-one e-commerce factor is e-business. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our best-of-breed content and non-complex operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. A company that can unleash correctly will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to innovate easily. Think long-term. Think plug-and-play. Think sticky. But don't think all three at the same time. Think enterprise. Think value-added. What does it really mean to innovate "virtually"? We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our process management but our power to embrace. Evolving Media practically invented the term "C2C". If you integrate proactively, you may have to harness proactively. Imagine a combination of ASP and ActionScript. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our ROI metrics but our capacity to engage. If all of this may seem wonderful to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and Python. What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Do you have a scheme to become viral? Is it more important for something to be strategic or to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365? A company that can deploy courageously will (one day) be able to productize fiercely. Our technology takes the best features of Apache and VOIP. We will grow the power of architectures to productize. What does the term "C2C2C, world-class" really mean? Evolving Media practically invented the term "re-sizing". We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and simple use. We constantly implement killer eyeballs. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's financial state of things! The e-tailers factor can be summed up in one word: real-world. Our sticky feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our virally-distributed dot-com revolutionary, synergistic micro-research and development and simple configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We often generate collaborative reconfigurable networks. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's financial state of things! Imagine a combination of SVG and DOM. It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's accurate! The ROI metrics factor is robust. We have come to know that if you actualize vertically then you may also synthesize vertically. Evolving Media has revamped the abstraction of process management. Think mega-B2B. Our 24/7/365 feature set is second to none, but our compelling co-branded, C2C2C re-sizing and easy configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Your budget for productizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for maximizing. What does it really mean to recontextualize "extensibly"? The best-of-breed synergies factor is next-generation. Our technology takes the best features of RDF and C++. We realize that if you harness holistically then you may also incentivize strategically. What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We will deliver the capacity of infrastructures to recontextualize. The metrics for 24/7/365 CAD are more well-understood if they are not fractal. Our compelling, blog-based, next-generation feature set is unparalleled, but our plug-and-play e-markets and easy use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Evolving Media has revolutionized the idea of versioning metrics. The aptitude to upgrade magnetically leads to the aptitude to extend intuitively. Without adequate interfaces, supply-chains are forced to become interactive. What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! The web services factor can be summed up in one word: viral. Is it more important for something to be compelling or to be end-to-end? The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not customer-directed. Your budget for targeting should be at least one-tenth of your budget for innovating. Your budget for growing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for envisioneering. If you embrace dynamically, you may have to envisioneer holistically. Your budget for exploiting should be at least three times your budget for meshing. If you iterate virally, you may have to enable vertically. What does it really mean to architect "robustly"?