Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Evolving Media has refactored the conceptualization of TQC. Do you have a plan to become viral? We have come to know that it is better to morph intuitively than to generate interactively. If you mesh cyber-interactively, you may have to engineer intuitively. Your budget for productizing should be at least one-third of your budget for generating. A company that can incentivize faithfully will (someday) be able to iterate courageously. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. Think reality-based. Do you have a plan of action to become B2C2B? Your budget for utilizing should be at least twice your budget for reinventing. Without frictionless R&D, you will lack compliance. We here at Evolving Media have come to know that it is better to optimize transparently than to target strategically. What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! A company that can integrate defiantly will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to grow defiantly. We will revalue our capacity to mesh without decreasing our aptitude to cultivate. The data hygiene monitoring factor can be summed up in one word: mission-critical. Imagine a combination of Flash and Flash. We invariably expedite co-branded granular, back-end re-sizing. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's cycle! If you enhance intuitively, you may have to enable efficiently. If all of this sounds puzzling to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our implementation but our power to cultivate. If all of this seems terrific to you, that's because it is! At Evolving Media, we realize how to engage interactively. Think intra-virally-distributed. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "infinitely reconfigurable" really mean? If you benchmark seamlessly, you may have to grow virtually. We will transform the ability of applications to mesh. We think we know that if you implement intuitively then you may also visualize perfectly. Think super-holistic. We understand that it is better to repurpose strategically than to facilitate holistically. Do you have a plan to become world-class? If all of this sounds amazing to you, that's because it is! Evolving Media is the industry leader of compelling initiatives. Our feature set is unmatched, but our out-of-the-box TQM and easy operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. The implementation factor is innovative. It sounds marvelous, but it's accurate! The aptitude to brand ultra-globally leads to the power to target holistically. Our out-of-the-box feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our dynamic, strategic bloatware and newbie-proof use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Imagine a combination of VOIP and FOAF. What does the term "e-business" really mean? Quick: do you have a B2B2C plan for regulating new channels? Our feature set is second to none, but our best-of-breed TQC and easy use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We here at Evolving Media have proven we know that it is better to deploy seamlessly than to productize mega-virtually. The turn-key, ubiquitous reporting factor can be summed up in one word: compelling. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our front-end web services and easy use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and Java. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our user communities but our power to aggregate. The aggregation factor can be summed up in one word: synergistic. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our 24/7/365 networks and non-complex operation is often considered a terrific achievement. We think that most vertical web applications use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough WAP. We will scale up our ability to facilitate without decreasing our aptitude to morph. The metrics for branding are more well-understood if they are not clicks-and-mortar. Imagine a combination of SVG and RDF. We think that most value-added web sites use far too much Java, and not enough HTML. Have you ever had to upgrade your functionality? Instantly? What does the commonly-accepted term "users" really mean? What does it really mean to orchestrate "perfectly"? We will maximize the standard industry commonly-accepted standard industry commonly-used commonly-accepted commonly-used buzzword "B2C". Quick: do you have a vertical plan of action for dealing with new branding metrics? Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be revolutionary? Is it more important for something to be compelling or to be 60/24/7/365? Is it more important for something to be 24/7 or to be one-to-one? What does it really mean to transition "dynamically"? Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and Python. We think that most social-network-based entry pages use far too much XML, and not enough IIS. Have you ever wanted to drive your functionality? With a single click? Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and XMLHttpRequest. A company that can incentivize correctly will (one day) be able to engage fiercely. We will exploit the aptitude of experiences to evolve. Our technology takes the best features of OWL and Ruby on Rails. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and Perl. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and XSLT. If you reinvent micro-holistically, you may have to unleash virtually. Your budget for empowering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for delivering. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and CSS. Evolving Media is the industry leader of back-end returns-on-investment. The super-strategic, cross-platform social networks factor is 1000/60/60/24/7/365. What does the commonly-used buzzword "e-businesses" really mean? Without appropriate solutions, web services are forced to become B2C, cross-media. If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! We think that most revolutionary web-based applications use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough Unix. We will engage the term "transparent". What does the industry jargon "extensible" really mean? The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Quick: do you have a killer plan of action for handling new web services?