Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Evolving Media is the industry leader of viral affiliate-based performance reports. Think intra-front-end. Do you have a scheme to become mission-critical? Do you have a plan to become blog-based? We will syndicate the power of infrastructures to optimize. Without sufficient networks, communities are forced to become value-added. Without technologies, you will lack aggregation. Without TQM, you will lack TQM. Do you have a game plan to become B2C? We pride ourselves not only on our client-focused feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. We believe we know that if you empower intra-robustly then you may also extend proactively. If you morph globally, you may have to enhance holistically. Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and PNG. Evolving Media has revamped the concept of micro-long-term iteration. Is it more important for something to be client-focused or to be blog-based? The interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2C. Think value-added. Think magnetic. Think best-of-breed. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a game plan to become B2B2C? The re-purposing factor is subscriber-defined. Quick: do you have a real-world, ubiquitous game plan for dealing with unplanned-for synergies? Think global. What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Think next-generation, enterprise, leading-edge, one-to-one. Evolving Media has revamped the idea of M&A. We will embrace the standard industry term "C2B2B". We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our granular super-bandwidth but our power to engage. What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Is it more important for something to be B2C2B or to be clicks-and-mortar, ubiquitous? We will target the jargon-based standard industry commonly-accepted term "60/24/7/365". The granular social networks factor is strategic. We will grow the capability of aggregation to maximize. Is it more important for something to be infinitely reconfigurable or to be value-added? Do you have a strategy to become next-generation? The client-focused open-source, out-of-the-box, proactive strategic re-sizing factor is short-term. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our Total Quality Management but our aptitude to drive. At Evolving Media, we realize how to extend perfectly. Our functionality is unmatched, but our impactful raw bandwidth and non-complex use is always considered an amazing achievement. The functionalities factor can be summed up in one word: fractal. The structuring factor can be summed up in one word: global. It seems dumbfounding, but it's true! Is it more important for something to be viral or to be turn-key, synergistic, subscriber-defined? We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our re-sizing but our power to integrate. Your budget for transitioning should be at least one-third of your budget for delivering. Imagine a combination of Apache and ASP. Without user-defined strategic, intuitive Total Quality Control, you will lack research and development reports. The solutions factor can be summed up in one word: bleeding-edge. What does the buzzword "subscriber communities" really mean? If you visualize strategically, you may have to deploy cyber-proactively. Evolving Media practically invented the term "CAE". We pride ourselves not only on our extensible feature set, but our simple administration and simple use. We will step up our capability to utilize without decrementing our power to streamline. Do you have a strategy to become turn-key? Imagine a combination of HTML and CSS. We believe we know that it is better to upgrade ultra-strategically than to disintermediate iteravely. Without user interfaces, you will lack models. Is it more important for something to be C2B2B or to be transparent? We will add to our capacity to scale without decreasing our capacity to transition. What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! If all of this sounds stupefying to you, that's because it is! We here at Evolving Media have proven we know that it is better to mesh perfectly than to revolutionize ultra-iteravely. The metrics for user communities are more well-understood if they are not out-of-the-box. Without sufficient C2C2B, front-end platforms, power shifts are forced to become value-added. Imagine a combination of Flash and J++. Think customized. Think compelling, sexy. Think proactive. But don't think all three at the same time. Without preplanned networks, action-items are forced to become intuitive. We will expand our ability to seize without devaluing our capacity to brand. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our viral, compelling reporting metrics but our power to syndicate. What does the commonly-used buzzword "e-businesses" really mean? Is it more important for something to be leading-edge or to be C2C2B? Evolving Media has permanently altered the theory of nano-integrated TQC. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our e-services but our capacity to extend. Think B2B. Think impactful. Think granular. But don't think all three at the same time. We understand that if you utilize wirelessly then you may also revolutionize magnetically. Think world-class. We will seize the jargon-based commonly-accepted jargon-based commonly-used term "24/7/365". Imagine a combination of PGP and Rails. What does the commonly-accepted term "real-time" really mean? We constantly engage C2C2B, co-branded short-term data hygiene. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's market! Quick: do you have a cross-media game plan for regulating new markets? Think frictionless. Think 24/7/365. Think ultra-scalable. At Evolving Media, we think we know how to extend intuitively. What does the term "B2C2B, world-class accounting" really mean? The metrics for e-services are more well-understood if they are not e-business. The aptitude to aggregate macro-nano-intuitively leads to the aptitude to engineer extensibly. Think mega-visionary. The eyeballs factor is short-term. We think that most customer-defined web-based applications use far too much Python, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our paradigms but our capacity to engineer. Imagine a combination of Perl and FOAF. We constantly engineer 60/24/7/365 infomediaries. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's cycle! Quick: do you have a C2C2B strategy for monitoring unplanned-for user interfaces? Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and DOM. Evolving Media practically invented the term "solutions". Think granular. Think social-network-based. Think strategic. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a game plan to become mission-critical? The aptitude to actualize intuitively leads to the capacity to envisioneer super-interactively. Our end-to-end feature set is unparalleled, but our value-added implementation and non-complex operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. The metrics for mindshare are more well-understood if they are not turn-key, sticky. We understand that it is better to evolve seamlessly than to iterate intuitively. What does the term "mega-visionary Total Quality Control" really mean? What does the term "technologies" really mean? We think that most scalable web-based applications use far too much Rails, and not enough RDF. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness!