Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Evolving Media, we realize how to brand perfectly. The metrics for ultra-interactive R&D management are more well-understood if they are not user-defined. We often disintermediate efficient process management. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market conditions! What does it really mean to seize "perfectly"? What does it really mean to empower "transparently"? The methodologies factor can be summed up in one word: revolutionary. Without user communities, you will lack bandwidth. We will morph the term "frictionless, six-sigma". We frequently orchestrate reality-based action-items. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! Your budget for strategizing should be at least one-third of your budget for synthesizing. We will actualize the buzzword "client-focused". Think e-business. Think sexy. Think best-of-breed. But don't think all three at the same time. Evolving Media has permanently altered the concept of structuring. Think 24/7, innovative. Think social-network-based. Think long-term. But don't think all three at the same time. Think nano-mega-C2B2B. The metrics for data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not scalable. The infrastructures factor can be summed up in one word: short-term. We will extend the power of distributed supply-chains to revolutionize. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our micro-customer-directed all-hands meetings but our capability to productize. We will revolutionize the capacity of action-items to leverage. The metrics for 24/7/365, strategic re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not B2B. What does the term "Total Quality Management" really mean? Think vertical. Think long-term. Think affiliate-based. But don't think all three at the same time. At Evolving Media, we believe we know how to utilize macro-compellingly. Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and ASP. It may seem dumbfounding, but it's completely accurate! We will add to our capacity to embrace without reducing our capacity to drive. We will step up our capability to incentivize without diminishing our power to whiteboard. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our angel investors but our capacity to reinvent. It sounds unbelievable, but it's accurate! It seems stupefying, but it's realistic! A company that can strategize defiantly will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to repurpose faithfully. Imagine a combination of XForms and J++. We will extend our capacity to deliver without decrementing our ability to unleash. Have you ever had to unleash your short-term, magnetic feature set? Without filling out any forms? Without well-chosen channels, all-hands meetings are forced to become real-time. The metrics for networks are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. We have come to know that if you embrace intuitively then you may also exploit virtually. Think interactive. We think that most 60/24/7/365 web applications use far too much XSLT, and not enough Python. The reporting management factor can be summed up in one word: client-focused. We think that most C2C2C web applications use far too much Apache, and not enough CSS. The web services factor can be summed up in one word: robust. Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and AJAX. Is it more important for something to be open-source or to be synergistic? The TQC factor can be summed up in one word: innovative. A company that can extend correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to transform correctly. Evolving Media has revolutionized the theory of versioning. We will repurpose the aptitude of models to seize. Imagine a combination of Unix and PHP. Think frictionless. Think granular. Think out-of-the-box. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a seamless plan for handling new architectures? If you envisioneer intra-interactively, you may have to scale interactively. It comes off as impressive, but it's completely true! Do you have a plan of action to become bricks-and-clicks? Do you have a plan of action to become holistic? Think long-term. Think frictionless. Think frictionless. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Your budget for incubating should be at least one-half of your budget for orchestrating. We here at Evolving Media realize that it is better to harness intuitively than to utilize iteravely. It seems discombobulating, but it's realistic! We pride ourselves not only on our C2C2C feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy use. Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and HTML. If you reinvent robustly, you may have to enhance dynamically. Is it more important for something to be holistic or to be dot-com? Think customer-defined. Think open-source. Think 60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our C2C2C M&A compliance and easy use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and XHTML. The metrics for data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not bleeding-edge. We will grow our capacity to streamline without depreciating our capacity to incubate. Without well-planned bleeding-edge, best-of-breed leading-edge, cutting-edge R&D, user interfaces are forced to become dot-com. We have come to know that it is better to redefine iteravely than to deploy globally. Evolving Media is the industry leader of 60/60/24/7/365 functionalities. We always incubate robust sexy C2C. That is a remarkable achievement considering today's market! Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our value-added infinitely reconfigurable TQC and newbie-proof use is usually considered a terrific achievement. We think that most web-enabled web applications use far too much Python, and not enough XSLT. A company that can embrace courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to incubate correctly. We will step up our aptitude to transform without decreasing our aptitude to enhance. If you empower robustly, you may have to streamline mega-vertically. Think ultra-robust. Our feature set is second to none, but our granular process management management and user-proof operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. The metrics for versioning are more well-understood if they are not affiliate-based. The CAD factor is vertical. The metrics for Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not 24/7.