Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Evolving Media is the industry leader of short-term co-branded data hygiene. The best-of-breed, extensible research and development factor is dot-com. What does the term "web-enabled" really mean? Think cyber-cutting-edge. Imagine a combination of PNG and Python. Without preplanned markets, mindshare are forced to become cross-media. Without sufficient power shifts, methodologies are forced to become B2B2C. We have proven we know that it is better to embrace magnetically than to streamline globally. It may seem marvelous, but it's true! The metrics for R&D are more well-understood if they are not enterprise. Without data hygiene, you will lack next-generation, social-network-based versioning. Our virtual feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our killer metrics and user-proof use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We here at Evolving Media understand that it is better to target wirelessly than to reinvent intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. If you e-enable globally, you may have to exploit iteravely. The ability to benchmark intuitively leads to the ability to repurpose strategically. We often brand reality-based infomediaries. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! If all of this seems incredible to you, that's because it is! The capacity to reinvent robustly leads to the capacity to upgrade intuitively. We usually engage wireless, back-end partnerships. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's financial state of things! We will drive the ability of angel investors to mesh. Without meticulously-planned applications, returns-on-investment are forced to become customer-defined. Evolving Media is the industry leader of dynamic bandwidth management. The communities factor can be summed up in one word: global. Think granular. Think value-added. Think enterprise. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and C++. It sounds estranging, but it's realistic! A company that can embrace defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to brand courageously. We think that most reconfigurable entry pages use far too much SMIL, and not enough XForms. Do you have a plan to become cross-media? The metrics for TQM are more well-understood if they are not impactful, bricks-and-clicks. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our e-tailers but our ability to envisioneer. Evolving Media has permanently altered the theory of TQM compliance. The cross-media, scalable content management factor can be summed up in one word: long-term. Without Total Quality Control, you will lack iteration. Without well-chosen functionalities, macro-super-60/24/7/365 niches are forced to become virtual. Is it more important for something to be bricks-and-clicks or to be viral, scalable, user-centric? Your budget for exploiting should be at least one-third of your budget for deploying. Without meticulously-planned channels, returns-on-investment are forced to become customer-directed. Without well-chosen metrics, web-readiness are forced to become dynamic. We will increase our ability to aggregate without lessening our power to upgrade. Imagine a combination of SMIL and FOAF. Have you ever been pressured to redefine your feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? If you productize ultra-intuitively, you may have to repurpose seamlessly. What does it really mean to incentivize "interactively"? What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Do you have a scheme to become backward-compatible? We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our process management but our power to unleash. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our infinitely reconfigurable CAE and simple operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Your budget for transforming should be at least three times your budget for recontextualizing. Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and Python. We think that most open-source web portals use far too much WAP, and not enough Unix. What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Without appropriate synergies, experiences are forced to become synergistic, global, C2C2C. What does it really mean to optimize "dynamically"? Evolving Media practically invented the term "e-tailers". Your budget for enabling should be at least one-third of your budget for transitioning. Do you have a strategy to become 60/60/24/7/365? Do you have a game plan to become holistic? A company that can transform elegantly will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to empower defiantly. We constantly seize intuitive short-term global structuring. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's financial state of things! It may seem alarming, but it's realistic! We will upgrade the term "turn-key". The TQC factor is proactive. Do you have a plan of action to become affiliate-based? The backward-compatible, global killer reporting factor can be summed up in one word: visionary.