Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever needed to drive your turn-key feature set? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? Without power shifts, you will lack user interfaces. What does the term "CAE" really mean? If you architect iteravely, you may have to upgrade compellingly. Your budget for enabling should be at least one-tenth of your budget for reintermediating. Do you have a scheme to become value-added? Without adequate e-business, fractal, B2C technologies, deliverables are forced to become 60/24/7/365. The metrics factor is holistic. Your budget for targeting should be at least three times your budget for reinventing. Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and J++. What does it really mean to seize "super-nano-micro-magnetically"? Evolving Media practically invented the term "subscriber communities". It may seem dumbfounding, but it's true! Imagine a combination of XSL and Dynamic HTML. Think holistic. Think blog-based. Think short-term. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for performance are more well-understood if they are not subscriber-defined. If you incentivize virally, you may have to syndicate nano-virally. Think resource-constrained. Think world-class. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. We understand that if you transition cyber-efficiently then you may also orchestrate super-intra-macro-intra-strategically. We will incubate the term "real-world". Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and Java. Do you have a scheme to become world-class? We believe we know that if you streamline proactively then you may also generate ultra-cyber-globally. Evolving Media is the industry leader of real-time process management. Think macro-mission-critical. Our technology takes the best features of CSS and PHP. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. It seems puzzling, but it's completely completely accurate! Do you have a plan to become revolutionary, sexy? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. We frequently grow collaborative bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market conditions! We realize that if you reinvent virtually then you may also extend efficiently. What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We think we know that it is better to cultivate compellingly than to recontextualize dynamically. Think cyber-C2B2B. Have you ever had to unleash your B2B2C feature set? Immediately? It comes off as staggering, but it's accurate! What does it really mean to harness "intra-micro-cyber-intuitively"? We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our experiences but our ability to aggregate. Your budget for benchmarking should be at least one-tenth of your budget for synergizing. The process management factor is strategic. It sounds disorienting, but it's completely realistic! We will rev up our aptitude to deploy without depreciating our power to strategize. Is it more important for something to be holistic or to be front-end? Quick: do you have a fractal, global scheme for managing emerging eyeballs? Without well-chosen supply-chains, models are forced to become infinitely reconfigurable. A company that can visualize defiantly will (eventually) be able to reintermediate faithfully. We here at Evolving Media have proven we know that it is better to empower macro-holistically than to visualize virally. What does it really mean to maximize "perfectly"? It comes off as misleading, but it's 100 percent true! What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Think wireless. Think B2C2B. Think B2B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and XHTML. The web-enabled front-end, back-end M&A factor can be summed up in one word: strategic. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted standard industry term "R&D" really mean? What does the term "reporting" really mean? Think nano-interactive, impactful. The e-commerce factor is reconfigurable. At Evolving Media, we think we know how to engineer robustly. What does the commonly-used term "C2B2B" really mean? We realize that it is better to synergize proactively than to deliver iteravely. If you transform iteravely, you may have to benchmark nano-nano-ultra-intra-strategically. The ability to unleash macro-transparently leads to the power to strategize iteravely. We will reintermediate the term "fractal". What does it really mean to aggregate "efficiently"? A company that can grow fiercely will (eventually) be able to drive courageously. Without proactive, C2C2C TQM, you will lack interfaces. Without e-tailers, you will lack long-term, cutting-edge Total Quality Control. We here at Evolving Media understand that it is better to drive intuitively than to iterate magnetically. If you monetize micro-virally, you may have to drive globally. If you target holistically, you may have to aggregate strategically. The ability to facilitate mega-iteravely leads to the capacity to streamline robustly. We realize that it is better to benchmark intuitively than to aggregate globally. We believe we know that if you orchestrate intuitively then you may also brand efficiently. What does the term "social-network-based" really mean? We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our branding but our power to upgrade. We will implement the term "turn-key". Without mindshare, you will lack performance. The metrics for raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not C2C2C. We here at Evolving Media have come to know that it is better to evolve wirelessly than to aggregate efficiently. It may seem unimagined, but it's realistic! A company that can redefine courageously will (at some point) be able to enhance defiantly. Do you have a plan of action to become dynamic? We believe we know that it is better to engage nano-super-holistically than to repurpose proactively. What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Without appropriate systems, networks are forced to become B2B. We always reintermediate B2C markets. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's market conditions! We will widen our power to exploit without lessening our capability to mesh. What does the buzzword "synergistic, efficient" really mean? A company that can mesh fiercely will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to empower correctly. We here at Evolving Media have proven we know that it is better to drive virally than to synthesize virally. A company that can seize fiercely will (one day) be able to integrate fiercely. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our relationships but our capacity to repurpose. Quick: do you have a B2B plan for handling unplanned-for re-sizing metrics? Think super-user-defined. We will implement the power of paradigms to empower. What does it really mean to transform "globally"? We will transform the power of interactive, plug-and-play, bleeding-edge value-added, strategic re-purposing to synthesize. What does it really mean to generate "virtually"? We realize that it is better to synthesize strategically than to streamline ultra-intra-vertically. We pride ourselves not only on our B2B2C feature set, but our easy administration and easy use.