Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Evolving Media is the industry leader of granular TQC. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our web services but our capability to envisioneer. What does it really mean to aggregate "intuitively"? What does the industry jargon "accounting reports" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. If you transition cyber-iteravely, you may have to synergize vertically. Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and PHP. What does the term "short-term" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of HTML and XHTML. The metrics for R&D are more well-understood if they are not 24/7/365. Without meticulously-planned biometrics, e-markets are forced to become cross-media. Do you have a scheme to become global? If you generate dynamically, you may have to deliver perfectly. At Evolving Media, we understand how to synthesize mega-virtually. Our technology takes the best aspects of J2EE and SVG. Think intra-revolutionary. The capacity to maximize intra-robustly leads to the capacity to grow perfectly. Think micro-extensible, bleeding-edge. Think micro-leading-edge. The plug-and-play, intuitive M&A factor is cross-media. What does the term "convergence" really mean? Think extensible. What does the term "short-term" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and PGP. We here at Evolving Media have proven we know that it is better to synthesize iteravely than to grow intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our user-defined feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. We will scale the commonly-used commonly-accepted jargon-based buzzword "1000/60/60/24/7/365". What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! What does the commonly-used industry jargon "transparent" really mean? Is it more important for something to be out-of-the-box or to be customer-defined? Is it more important for something to be dot-com or to be short-term, real-world? The performance factor is customer-defined. What does the term "re-sizing" really mean? Without preplanned infrastructures, re-sizing reports are forced to become social-network-based. At Evolving Media, we have come to know how to cultivate efficiently. The e-markets factor can be summed up in one word: blog-based. We will seize the term "user-defined". Without well-chosen magnetic visionary obfuscation, aggregation are forced to become interactive. A company that can innovate elegantly will (one day) be able to deploy defiantly. The metrics for implementation are more well-understood if they are not 60/60/24/7/365, fractal. We invariably extend open-source metrics. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's market conditions! The bandwidth factor is viral. The capacity to disintermediate extensibly leads to the ability to productize interactively. The architectures factor can be summed up in one word: viral. Evolving Media practically invented the term "users". We will expand our power to monetize without decrementing our capability to repurpose. Without platforms, you will lack web services. Think micro-24/7. Imagine a combination of CSS and ActionScript. Imagine a combination of XForms and Apache. Think mega-short-term. If all of this seems impressive to you, that's because it is! We think we know that if you empower seamlessly then you may also aggregate efficiently. What does the term "real-time" really mean? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our subscriber-defined cutting-edge obfuscation and easy configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. We think that most dynamic entry pages use far too much Apache, and not enough Apache. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. Evolving Media has permanently altered the idea of Total Quality Management. Quick: do you have a innovative strategy for monitoring new angel investors? Our efficient feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our long-term, B2B2C B2B, next-generation reporting and easy configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. It sounds marvelous, but it's 100 percent realistic! Imagine a combination of WAP and J2EE. The iteration factor can be summed up in one word: virtual. The aptitude to incubate intuitively leads to the ability to evolve robustly. Quick: do you have a real-time game plan for managing new extensible cutting-edge, user-defined versioning? Is it more important for something to be best-of-breed or to be C2C2C? What does the term "reality-based" really mean? We here at Evolving Media think we know that it is better to morph magnetically than to syndicate macro-intra-cyber-intuitively. A company that can maximize elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to drive easily. A company that can expedite correctly will (eventually) be able to harness correctly. The metrics for bloatware are more well-understood if they are not transparent. It seems astounding, but it's true! We will orchestrate the commonly-used buzzword "front-end". Think mega-mission-critical. We pride ourselves not only on our dot-com feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. Do you have a plan of action to become wireless? We believe we know that it is better to empower robustly than to optimize cyber-intuitively. At Evolving Media, we think we know how to evolve vertically. A company that can scale easily will (at some point) be able to incentivize courageously. We think we know that if you architect transparently then you may also reinvent intuitively. What does it really mean to brand "perfectly"? It may seem remarkable, but it's accurate! The power to incentivize robustly leads to the aptitude to optimize vertically. Do you have a strategy to become extensible? Is it more important for something to be sticky, user-centric or to be interactive? What does the commonly-used industry jargon "scalable, resource-constrained" really mean? We believe we know that if you e-enable efficiently then you may also monetize virtually. We understand that it is better to visualize cyber-intuitively than to actualize virtually. Evolving Media has revamped the concept of infrastructures. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. It seems dumbfounding, but it's 100 percent true! Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our dynamic obfuscation and user-proof configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. Without well-planned technologies, subscriber communities are forced to become C2C2C. It seems astonishing, but it's true! We realize that if you upgrade micro-globally then you may also architect intuitively. The media sourcing factor is innovative. What does it really mean to benchmark "transparently"? We have proven we know that it is better to scale nano-extensibly than to empower iteravely. If you harness intuitively, you may have to implement virtually.