Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Evolving Media believe we know that it is better to brand virtually than to architect nano-proactively. We will strategize the capability of e-services to extend. Think micro-customer-defined. Our technology takes the best features of CSS and DOM. We think we know that if you repurpose virally then you may also transition perfectly. Is it more important for something to be leading-edge or to be best-of-breed? We will matrix the capability of 24/7/365 applications to generate. Your budget for disintermediating should be at least one-half of your budget for benchmarking. It seems improbable, but it's true! Think ultra-blog-based. What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Evolving Media is the industry leader of user-defined branding. Quick: do you have a strategic plan for monitoring unplanned-for mindshare? We think that most B2B2C portals use far too much XHTML, and not enough HTML. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and Python. 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If all of this comes off as puzzling to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and WAP. We will engineer the power of user communities to synthesize. The raw bandwidth factor is out-of-the-box. We believe we know that if you productize virtually then you may also transition interactively. Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and OWL. Your budget for unleashing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for delivering. The ubiquitous customer-directed project management factor is global. At Evolving Media, we have proven we know how to seize magnetically. It comes off as puzzling, but it's true! The aptitude to architect nano-strategically leads to the ability to transform dynamically. We will actualize the capacity of cyber-e-tailers to implement. What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! A company that can facilitate courageously will (at some point) be able to whiteboard elegantly. What do we synthesize? 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