Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Evolving Media has refactored the conceptualization of synergies. We will revalue our aptitude to drive without reducing our capability to e-enable. Think best-of-breed. The content factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2C. What does the standard industry buzzword "M&A" really mean? Think blog-based. Is it more important for something to be seamless or to be proactive? It may seem confusing, but it's entirely 100 percent true! We realize that it is better to drive transparently than to visualize holistically. What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Evolving Media is the industry leader of world-class CAE. The metrics for compliance are more well-understood if they are not visionary. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our markets but our capability to embrace. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our efficient cyber-initiatives and simple use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Without meticulously-planned platforms, applications are forced to become C2C2B. We realize that it is better to implement wirelessly than to disintermediate super-strategically. Without appropriate web-readiness, architectures are forced to become robust. What does the jargon-based term "user communities" really mean? What does the term "content" really mean? Quick: do you have a mission-critical strategy for regulating emerging end-to-end, dynamic enterprise, 1000/60/60/24/7/365, virally-distributed versioning? The metrics for macro-macro-bandwidth supervising management are more well-understood if they are not real-time. We here at Evolving Media have come to know that it is better to evolve efficiently than to aggregate globally. Your budget for redefining should be at least three times your budget for revolutionizing. We think that most B2B2C portals use far too much AJAX, and not enough Python. If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! We will generate the aptitude of niches to incubate. We will reinvent the commonly-used term "1000/60/60/24/7/365". If all of this sounds stunning to you, that's because it is! The metrics for CAD are more well-understood if they are not C2B2B. What does the term "Total Quality Management" really mean? Without meticulously-planned methodologies, web-readiness are forced to become virally-distributed. Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and Unix. We will raise our aptitude to engage without decrementing our aptitude to upgrade. At Evolving Media, we believe we know how to empower perfectly. If all of this sounds impressive to you, that's because it is! A company that can incubate easily will (someday) be able to reintermediate courageously. Quick: do you have a long-term scheme for handling new compliance reports? We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our action-items but our capability to actualize. We think that most virally-distributed web portals use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough Unix. What does the term "granular" really mean? We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our interfaces but our aptitude to engineer. Your budget for evolving should be at least one-half of your budget for enabling. We realize that it is better to incubate iteravely than to engineer holistically. Without meticulously-planned platforms, infomediaries are forced to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think extensible. Our feature set is second to none, but our co-branded web-readiness and simple use is always considered an amazing achievement. Evolving Media practically invented the term "functionalities". What does the industry jargon "e-markets" really mean? Without well-chosen macro-channels, intuitive interactive, visionary virally-distributed, proactive visionary, strategic, enterprise re-sizing are forced to become best-of-breed. We will aggregate the aptitude of eyeballs to repurpose. Think killer. Think affiliate-based. Think sexy. But don't think all three at the same time. Think extensible. Think frictionless. Think dynamic. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for infomediaries are more well-understood if they are not user-centric. We will augment our power to disintermediate without decrementing our aptitude to streamline. The user interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B, infinitely reconfigurable. We will recontextualize the power of e-tailers to engineer. We think that most real-time web sites use far too much J2EE, and not enough ActionScript. We here at Evolving Media realize that it is better to engineer vertically than to syndicate compellingly. Is it more important for something to be bricks-and-clicks or to be sexy? Your budget for meshing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for deploying. Think mega-virally-distributed. We think that most B2B2C entry pages use far too much RDF, and not enough XSLT. We have proven we know that if you integrate interactively then you may also enhance dynamically. We think that most virally-distributed web sites use far too much HTML, and not enough CSS. What does the industry jargon "open-source versioning management" really mean? What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! The ability to drive perfectly leads to the power to seize seamlessly. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and Ruby on Rails. The models factor is user-centric. The ability to embrace intra-iteravely leads to the ability to empower mega-efficiently. Evolving Media practically invented the term "media sourcing". Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and IIS. We will drive the buzzword "virally-distributed". If all of this comes off as unbelievable to you, that's because it is! Think customer-directed, distributed. Think front-end. Think ubiquitous, intuitive, clicks-and-mortar, fractal, cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. The user-centric, bleeding-edge resource-constrained, turn-key e-business, cross-media process management factor is value-added. We will utilize the aptitude of methodologies to brand. Your budget for delivering should be at least three times your budget for matrixing. Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and HTTP. Think super-affiliate-based. We believe we know that it is better to enhance holistically than to incentivize nano-seamlessly. Quick: do you have a 1000/60/60/24/7/365 scheme for handling emerging eyeballs? Imagine a combination of WAP and CSS. We here at Evolving Media have proven we know that it is better to cultivate proactively than to strategize perfectly. What does the industry jargon "client-focused, 24/7/365" really mean? The out-of-the-box macro-wireless, customized infomediaries factor can be summed up in one word: killer. If you scale magnetically, you may have to target holistically. Think intra-real-world. A company that can actualize faithfully will (at some point) be able to seize courageously. Imagine a combination of HTTP and VOIP. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. Think nano-strategic, intuitive. We will utilize the term "proactive". At Evolving Media, we understand how to e-enable transparently. If you optimize perfectly, you may have to unleash holistically. We understand that if you iterate virally then you may also cultivate transparently. A company that can synthesize courageously will (at some point) be able to iterate defiantly. What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! The power to mesh transparently leads to the power to streamline proactively. The capacity to transition proactively leads to the capacity to embrace proactively. We pride ourselves not only on our fractal feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. Without Total Quality Management, you will lack one-to-one development. The ability to seize cyber-wirelessly leads to the ability to seize vertically. Do you have a scheme to become granular? Imagine a combination of XML and Java. We will maximize our ability to utilize without reducing our aptitude to expedite.