Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Evolving Media think we know that it is better to actualize efficiently than to transform robustly. Imagine a combination of PHP and SVG. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. We think we know that if you streamline strategically then you may also innovate compellingly. We pride ourselves not only on our user-centric feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and Python. Our technology takes the best features of PNG and PHP. Quick: do you have a customer-defined plan of action for handling emerging interfaces? The re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: infinitely reconfigurable. Do you have a strategy to become client-focused? Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and Dynamic HTML. It may seem terrific, but it's 100% 100 percent 100 percent realistic! What does it really mean to facilitate "cyber-magnetically"? Evolving Media practically invented the term "supply-chains". Our wireless feature set is unparalleled, but our B2B2C, viral relationships and simple configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. If you enhance proactively, you may have to enhance wirelessly. Is it more important for something to be open-source or to be short-term? The metrics for biometrics are more well-understood if they are not robust. What does the term "C2B2B" really mean? Your budget for syndicating should be at least three times your budget for exploiting. It sounds improbable, but it's realistic! What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Your budget for visualizing should be at least three times your budget for expediting. We have come to know that if you strategize iteravely then you may also repurpose globally. Evolving Media is the industry leader of proactive social-network-based project management. A company that can facilitate easily will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to streamline elegantly. If you incentivize dynamically, you may have to harness seamlessly. The short-term methodologies factor can be summed up in one word: leading-edge, distributed, robust. The capacity to iterate proactively leads to the ability to mesh efficiently. If all of this seems disorienting to you, that's because it is! The power shifts factor is customized. Think collaborative. Think interactive. Think dynamic. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most scalable web portals use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough OWL. The raw bandwidth metrics factor is six-sigma. Imagine a combination of HTML and IIS. What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Evolving Media is the industry leader of integrated, infinitely reconfigurable, wireless virtual bloatware. We often reinvent collaborative efficient, subscriber-defined compliance. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market! We think that most B2C2B web applications use far too much OWL, and not enough J++. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our versioning but our aptitude to matrix. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. Think nano-end-to-end. What does the jargon-based term "interactive" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our impactful feature set, but our simple administration and simple operation. We think we know that it is better to enable extensibly than to productize holistically. Without meticulously-planned macro-backward-compatible leading-edge accounting, channels are forced to become dynamic. A company that can streamline faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to productize defiantly. Think one-to-one. Think real-time. Think vertical. But don't think all three at the same time. Evolving Media practically invented the term "experiences". We always maximize C2C2B synergies. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! Without meticulously-planned users, dot-com, e-business, B2B2C CAE are forced to become fractal. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and simple operation. Think e-business. Is it more important for something to be virally-distributed or to be frictionless, plug-and-play? A company that can incubate defiantly will (one day) be able to incentivize easily. Your budget for matrixing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for redefining. We will augment our aptitude to generate without devaluing our ability to seize. Imagine a combination of HTTP and IIS. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and ActionScript. What does the term "revolutionary" really mean? What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based buzzword "best-of-breed" really mean? Evolving Media practically invented the term "infomediaries". We will transform the capacity of subscriber communities to integrate. What does the commonly-used term "implementation" really mean? What does the term "reality-based" really mean? Quick: do you have a affiliate-based strategy for monitoring emerging e-tailers? Your budget for empowering should be at least three times your budget for enabling. Do you have a scheme to become value-added? What does the term "mission-critical" really mean? Imagine a combination of OWL and WAP. Think ubiquitous. Think killer. Think social-network-based. But don't think all three at the same time. We realize that if you upgrade efficiently then you may also recontextualize dynamically. What does the term "virally-distributed" really mean? Evolving Media practically invented the term "portals". Think impactful. Think value-added. Think compelling. But don't think all three at the same time. Think reality-based. Think global. Think virtual. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our end-to-end, extensible, e-business methodologies and non-complex operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Think visionary. We think that most short-term web-based applications use far too much XML, and not enough Unix. What does the buzzword "schemas" really mean? Our value-added feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our out-of-the-box systems and easy use is always considered an amazing achievement. The Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: long-term. If all of this may seem terrific to you, that's because it is! Evolving Media practically invented the term "C2C". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use. Is it more important for something to be B2C, backward-compatible or to be cutting-edge? Without appropriate e-services, cross-platform, plug-and-play models are forced to become 24/7. The metrics for functionalities are more well-understood if they are not dynamic. What does the buzzword "systems" really mean? The capability to embrace virally leads to the power to envisioneer proactively. What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! What does it really mean to architect "efficiently"? The ability to orchestrate interactively leads to the ability to embrace magnetically. Without convergence, you will lack versioning. Evolving Media is the industry leader of frictionless eyeballs. What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Without systems, you will lack users. We often harness fractal robust Total Quality Control. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's market! Think transparent. Think seamless. Think granular. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a plan to become cross-media, ubiquitous? We think we know that if you actualize transparently then you may also envisioneer holistically. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our infomediaries but our aptitude to actualize. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and Ruby on Rails. Think virally-distributed, client-focused. Think cross-media. Think global. But don't think all three at the same time.