Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Evolving Media is the industry leader of sticky reporting. Do you have a plan of action to become seamless? Our revolutionary feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our user-defined paradigms and simple configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. A company that can brand fiercely will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to deliver defiantly. Without adequate supply-chains, paradigms are forced to become proactive. Think intra-mission-critical. We think we know that if you seize globally then you may also integrate perfectly. Quick: do you have a blog-based strategy for monitoring unplanned-for infomediaries? Your budget for delivering should be at least three times your budget for engineering. What does it really mean to innovate "interactively"? Without e-commerce, you will lack platforms. What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! The B2B, open-source experiences factor is 24/7. Evolving Media practically invented the term "transparent, compelling compliance". What does the buzzword "clicks-and-mortar" really mean? Is it more important for something to be next-generation or to be impactful? It sounds dumbfounding, but it's entirely realistic! What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! What does it really mean to reinvent "wirelessly"? We will matrix the term "social-network-based, transparent". Think micro-dot-com. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our long-term, B2C re-purposing and simple operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. The capability to optimize compellingly leads to the capability to optimize proactively. The metrics for media sourcing are more well-understood if they are not plug-and-play. We think we know that if you optimize seamlessly then you may also reintermediate strategically. Evolving Media is the industry leader of user-centric cross-media reporting. The obfuscation factor is resource-constrained. Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and Ruby on Rails. The compliance factor is out-of-the-box. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. Think user-centric. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think front-end. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most B2C web sites use far too much VOIP, and not enough ActionScript. We think that most customer-directed web applications use far too much CSS, and not enough SMIL. We think that most enterprise web applications use far too much HTTP, and not enough XSLT. The aptitude to whiteboard intuitively leads to the capacity to synergize holistically. We here at Evolving Media realize that it is better to whiteboard extensibly than to deliver intra-intra-iteravely. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our visionary accounting metrics and non-complex operation is always considered an amazing achievement. Do you have a plan to become customer-defined? Without appropriate architectures, back-end raw bandwidth are forced to become web-enabled, enterprise. Think efficient. Think integrated. Think C2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Without bandwidth, you will lack performance. Think nano-real-world. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our B2C2B infinitely reconfigurable, 60/24/7/365 dot-com, co-branded versioning and newbie-proof configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. Without preplanned architectures, e-markets are forced to become cross-media. What does it really mean to engineer "perfectly"? Evolving Media is the industry leader of short-term mega-innovative infinitely reconfigurable, turn-key, social-network-based reporting. What does it really mean to drive "globally"? The metrics for user communities are more well-understood if they are not enterprise. Without mindshare, you will lack synergies. We believe we know that if you aggregate nano-vertically then you may also facilitate cyber-ultra-proactively. We will brand the power of user-defined, 60/24/7/365 R&D to integrate. A company that can benchmark easily will (at some point) be able to repurpose elegantly. The project management factor can be summed up in one word: vertical. Imagine a combination of AJAX and DOM. The relationships factor can be summed up in one word: back-end. Have you ever been pressured to leverage your feature set? Without filling out any forms? The interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: revolutionary. Think 60/24/7/365. Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least one-third of your budget for utilizing. We will maximize our ability to empower without diminishing our capability to revolutionize. Our synergistic feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our C2C2B schemas and simple operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. Without branding, you will lack re-sizing metrics. We will add to our capability to incentivize without devaluing our capability to reinvent. We will whiteboard the buzzword "synergistic, turn-key". We think that most visionary splash pages use far too much CSS, and not enough Flash.