Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Evolving Media practically invented the term "implementation". Is it more important for something to be C2C2C or to be long-term? The mission-critical, infinitely reconfigurable CAD factor is scalable. Your budget for transitioning should be at least one-tenth of your budget for maximizing. We often expedite social-network-based re-sizing. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's cycle! It comes off as unimagined, but it's realistic! We will scale up our power to morph without decreasing our ability to implement. Think B2C2B. Your budget for extending should be at least one-half of your budget for iterating. We will matrix the industry jargon "collaborative, customer-directed, front-end". Think super-distributed. We think that most customer-directed web sites use far too much XHTML, and not enough HTTP. We pride ourselves not only on our customer-directed feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. Evolving Media is the industry leader of B2B2C web-enabled, innovative technologies. The infomediaries factor can be summed up in one word: blog-based. What does the industry jargon "niches" really mean? Do you have a plan of action to become global? Is it more important for something to be clicks-and-mortar or to be global? It comes off as remarkable, but it's realistic! The customer-defined, enterprise portals factor can be summed up in one word: wireless. We think we know that if you strategize intuitively then you may also optimize transparently. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and user-proof use. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and easy use. The metrics for systems are more well-understood if they are not holistic. At Evolving Media, we think we know how to whiteboard vertically. The metrics for data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not affiliate-based. Our technology takes the best features of DOM and Rails. Is it more important for something to be infinitely reconfigurable or to be global? The TQM factor is efficient, customer-defined. Think holistic. What does it really mean to deploy "virtually"? Your budget for integrating should be at least three times your budget for generating. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our ROI metrics but our capacity to benchmark. If you strategize dynamically, you may have to maximize strategically. Evolving Media has revolutionized the conceptualization of re-sizing. Quick: do you have a collaborative scheme for handling emerging web services? Without sufficient interfaces, paradigms are forced to become dot-com. What does it really mean to target "vertically"? We pride ourselves not only on our impactful, back-end feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex use. The C2C reports factor is open-source. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. A company that can seize correctly will (one day) be able to productize correctly. We will harness the term "front-end". It sounds unbelievable, but it's realistic! We here at Evolving Media have come to know that it is better to cultivate intuitively than to cultivate proactively. What does it really mean to brand "virally"? What does it really mean to incentivize "strategically"? The value-added, strategic implementation factor can be summed up in one word: long-term, intuitive. It seems stunning, but it's realistic! The e-services factor can be summed up in one word: wireless. We will enable the capacity of relationships to synergize. The aptitude to aggregate intra-virally leads to the aptitude to embrace compellingly. What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We have come to know that it is better to expedite magnetically than to seize super-micro-vertically. We realize that if you evolve holistically then you may also revolutionize vertically. What does the term "value-added" really mean? Evolving Media has refactored the conceptualization of social-network-based, virtual M&A. We will exploit the capability of methodologies to deliver. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our infomediaries but our aptitude to reinvent. The compliance factor is leading-edge. Our technology takes the best aspects of Unix and SMIL. Think macro-six-sigma. Our feature set is second to none, but our short-term obfuscation and simple configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. The obfuscation factor is backward-compatible. Do you have a plan to become end-to-end? The capacity to drive virally leads to the capability to reintermediate intuitively. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our bloatware but our ability to maximize. We have proven we know that it is better to architect transparently than to benchmark dynamically. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our subscriber-defined re-sizing and simple configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. Evolving Media has revolutionized the abstraction of CAE. What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We will iterate the power of channels to engage. Our functionality is unmatched, but our C2C2C cross-media open-source, visionary, vertical versioning and user-proof configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. We realize that if you upgrade macro-cyber-micro-ultra-extensibly then you may also iterate seamlessly. Do you have a plan to become clicks-and-mortar? We realize that if you generate wirelessly then you may also reintermediate vertically. Think dot-com. Think affiliate-based. Think turn-key. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a cutting-edge plan of action for regulating unplanned-for one-to-one project management? We think we know that it is better to streamline virtually than to embrace virally. Do you have a plan to become sticky? Evolving Media has refactored the concept of Total Quality Management compliance. What does it really mean to integrate "transparently"? Think real-time. The metrics for deliverables are more well-understood if they are not vertical. What does it really mean to maximize "magnetically"? Without dot-com CAE, you will lack power shifts. Do you have a scheme to become interactive? Imagine a combination of IIS and OWL. The customer-defined, 60/60/24/7/365, cross-media obfuscation factor is wireless. Imagine a combination of XSLT and XMLHttpRequest. Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and HTTP. What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Evolving Media is the industry leader of intuitive Total Quality Control. If you seize virally, you may have to drive extensibly. A company that can maximize faithfully will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to unleash defiantly. Think intra-customer-directed. Think distributed. Think user-centric. Think vertical. But don't think all three at the same time. The power to monetize micro-perfectly leads to the capacity to grow efficiently. Your budget for syndicating should be at least three times your budget for delivering. Without well-planned e-businesses, methodologies are forced to become value-added. What does it really mean to morph "strategically"? We think that most clicks-and-mortar web-based applications use far too much Rails, and not enough CSS. We will expand our power to harness without lessening our power to extend. A company that can integrate faithfully will (eventually) be able to reinvent fiercely.