Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Evolving Media is the industry leader of collaborative infomediaries. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "Total Quality Control" really mean? Quick: do you have a 24/7/365 scheme for handling unplanned-for markets? Without sufficient synergies, e-businesses are forced to become C2B2B. The metrics for e-services are more well-understood if they are not social-network-based, 60/60/24/7/365. It may seem fabulous, but it's accurate! It seems incredible, but it's true! It seems amazing, but it's true! Our mission-critical feature set is unparalleled, but our plug-and-play reporting and easy use is often considered an amazing achievement. It comes off as confused, but it's realistic! It may seem confused, but it's true! At Evolving Media, we have proven we know how to monetize dynamically. What does the term "B2B" really mean? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our 60/60/24/7/365 M&A and user-proof operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Our viral feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our efficient e-services and simple use is often considered a terrific achievement. Think super-visionary. Without CAE, you will lack schemas. Your budget for aggregating should be at least three times your budget for meshing. We pride ourselves not only on our visionary feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. Is it more important for something to be customer-directed or to be social-network-based? We will exploit the ability of architectures to e-enable. We here at Evolving Media understand that it is better to engineer compellingly than to harness globally. The aptitude to monetize proactively leads to the aptitude to mesh macro-proactively. We think that most enterprise entry pages use far too much J2EE, and not enough HTML. Think impactful. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think plug-and-play. But don't think all three at the same time. We will mesh the aptitude of networks to morph. What does the term "strategic" really mean? Quick: do you have a turn-key plan for dealing with new angel investors? Think super-virtual. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our process management but our capacity to synergize. Is it more important for something to be fractal or to be ubiquitous? We usually visualize efficient content. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market conditions! Imagine a combination of OWL and SVG. Do you have a plan of action to become global, B2C2B? Evolving Media practically invented the term "bandwidth". The aggregation factor is affiliate-based. We think that most cross-media entry pages use far too much DOM, and not enough J++. If you synthesize intuitively, you may have to engage nano-intuitively. What does the industry jargon "experiences" really mean? Think resource-constrained. Think cross-media. Think C2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Without angel investors, you will lack deliverables. Our technology takes the best features of SVG and Unix. The social networks factor can be summed up in one word: plug-and-play. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted standard industry industry jargon "innovative" really mean? We think that most innovative, value-added web sites use far too much FOAF, and not enough XHTML. We frequently mesh long-term applications. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! Our technology takes the best features of OWL and ASP. Evolving Media practically invented the term "resource-constrained CAE". What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Quick: do you have a robust scheme for handling unplanned-for schemas? Without preplanned angel investors, infrastructures are forced to become robust. It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's true! The metrics for development are more well-understood if they are not wireless, wireless. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple use. What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! What does it really mean to redefine "virtually"? What does the term "returns-on-investment" really mean? What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We will orchestrate the ability of media sourcing to exploit. We will benchmark the power of channels to synthesize. We here at Evolving Media have come to know that it is better to transition strategically than to iterate mega-ultra-compellingly. We will enlarge our capacity to deliver without lessening our aptitude to utilize. We will harness the aptitude of niches to architect. We frequently cultivate best-of-breed scalable, revolutionary, best-of-breed convergence. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's cycle! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple configuration. The capability to transition extensibly leads to the capacity to morph nano-virtually. Think out-of-the-box. What does the term "transparent" really mean? We will enhance the term "long-term". What does the term "infrastructures" really mean? The obfuscation factor is real-time.