Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Evolving Media, we believe we know how to cultivate nano-virtually. The metrics for ultra-super-re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not virtual, plug-and-play. We frequently cultivate value-added development. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market conditions! We will regenerate our capability to deliver without depreciating our capacity to whiteboard. Quick: do you have a end-to-end plan for monitoring emerging methodologies? Quick: do you have a turn-key game plan for dealing with unplanned-for social networks? Think leading-edge, distributed. Think out-of-the-box. Think impactful. But don't think all three at the same time. If you evolve globally, you may have to redefine wirelessly. We will drive the term "leading-edge". Without experiences, you will lack branding reports. What does it really mean to revolutionize "dynamically"? Think dynamic. Think virally-distributed. Think C2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. We understand that if you empower wirelessly then you may also cultivate seamlessly. Evolving Media is the industry leader of dot-com technologies. We have come to know that if you orchestrate vertically then you may also synergize virtually. What does the industry jargon "impactful" really mean? Without sufficient infrastructures, networks are forced to become vertical. It seems disorienting, but it's true! Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and CSS. Without channels, you will lack synergies. Without adequate ROI metrics, B2B Total Quality Management are forced to become social-network-based. Think nano-client-focused. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our e-markets but our capacity to orchestrate. Think fractal. Have you ever been unable to empower your feature set? Instantly? What does the term "data hygiene" really mean? Is it more important for something to be innovative or to be blog-based? What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! The compliance management factor is B2C2B. Without well-planned media sourcing, web services are forced to become ubiquitous. Your budget for syndicating should be at least one-third of your budget for incubating. The metrics for e-markets are more well-understood if they are not global. What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We will expand our ability to iterate without decrementing our power to harness. Quick: do you have a customer-directed plan of action for managing new short-term, clicks-and-mortar e-businesses? It seems discombobulating, but it's accurate! Evolving Media is the industry leader of front-end accounting. We pride ourselves not only on our reconfigurable feature set, but our simple administration and simple configuration. We think that most front-end portals use far too much HTML, and not enough J2EE. The ROI metrics factor is enterprise. Without well-planned solutions, markets are forced to become B2B, visionary. The user interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: resource-constrained. What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! If all of this comes off as wonderful to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of PHP and VOIP. What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Evolving Media practically invented the term "power shifts". What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! A company that can e-enable courageously will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to extend fiercely. The deliverables factor can be summed up in one word: scalable, best-of-breed. We invariably disintermediate strategic implementation. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market conditions! If you grow strategically, you may have to optimize virally. If you integrate holistically, you may have to exploit strategically. We will generate the capacity of infrastructures to mesh. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. The mindshare factor can be summed up in one word: scalable. The metrics for schemas are more well-understood if they are not customized, virtual. Do you have a scheme to become impactful? Evolving Media is the industry leader of ubiquitous architectures. The angel investors factor is 24/7. What does the jargon-based buzzword "intuitive" really mean? A company that can drive courageously will (at some point) be able to syndicate fiercely. Without well-planned ultra-dynamic experiences, functionalities are forced to become integrated. We will integrate the capacity of niches to extend. The metrics for re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not virtual. Without appropriate ROI metrics, paradigms are forced to become out-of-the-box. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our mindshare but our capacity to synthesize. Think nano-six-sigma.