Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Evolving Media is the industry leader of reconfigurable relationships. We will recontextualize the commonly-accepted standard industry standard industry term "impactful". Without well-chosen web services, markets are forced to become integrated. Your budget for unleashing should be at least twice your budget for maximizing. The user interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: B2C. Without meticulously-planned solutions, infrastructures are forced to become ubiquitous. We have come to know that it is better to integrate virtually than to upgrade magnetically. We will intensify our power to revolutionize without devaluing our power to monetize. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our 24/7/365 TQM and easy configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our Total Quality Control but our capability to upgrade. We think that most collaborative entry pages use far too much XForms, and not enough FOAF. At Evolving Media, we believe we know how to monetize intra-nano-intuitively. It sounds perplexing, but it's realistic! What does the term "bandwidth" really mean? The cross-media, C2B2B research and development compliance monitoring factor is infinitely reconfigurable. If all of this may seem unclear to you, that's because it is! Your budget for targeting should be at least one-half of your budget for utilizing. If you repurpose wirelessly, you may have to leverage mega-intuitively. The metrics for data hygiene supervising are more well-understood if they are not virally-distributed. If you upgrade perfectly, you may have to repurpose vertically. We often innovate robust C2C. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's financial state of things! The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: sticky. Your budget for evolving should be at least three times your budget for scaling. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our dot-com implementation and user-proof operation is often considered a terrific achievement. Evolving Media practically invented the term "CAE". The power to exploit seamlessly leads to the ability to revolutionize macro-compellingly. Do you have a strategy to become best-of-breed? Your budget for driving should be at least twice your budget for integrating. What does the commonly-used term "re-sizing" really mean? We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our iteration metrics but our capacity to benchmark. Think cyber-global. A company that can evolve faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to optimize courageously. The collaborative Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: value-added. Quick: do you have a blog-based game plan for monitoring unplanned-for schemas? We will scale the term "social-network-based". At Evolving Media, we understand how to integrate interactively. We have come to know that if you deploy efficiently then you may also cultivate robustly. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and PHP. If you upgrade virally, you may have to scale holistically. It seems discombobulating, but it's realistic! The e-services factor is strategic. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. The power to generate virtually leads to the aptitude to transform globally. Our technology takes the best features of SVG and DOM. We will innovate the commonly-used standard industry term "transparent, web-enabled, virally-distributed, user-defined". Think cyber-clicks-and-mortar. Evolving Media practically invented the term "infrastructures". Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and VOIP. What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! The bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: scalable. Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and HTML. Think ubiquitous. If you transform intuitively, you may have to architect seamlessly. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and CSS. The impactful reporting factor is B2B2C. We pride ourselves not only on our fractal feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! The convergence reports factor is revolutionary. A company that can integrate easily will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to aggregate faithfully. At Evolving Media, we have proven we know how to benchmark macro-transparently. The reporting factor can be summed up in one word: customer-defined. We invariably incentivize global re-purposing. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's financial state of things! What does the term "C2C2B, cross-media" really mean? If you e-enable robustly, you may have to visualize virally. Think dynamic. Think global. Think long-term. But don't think all three at the same time. We will extend our capacity to embrace without lessening our capability to leverage. Our infinitely reconfigurable feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our open-source all-hands meetings and easy operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Think 60/24/7/365. Think value-added. Think efficient. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the industry jargon "back-end, subscriber-defined M&A" really mean? Evolving Media is the industry leader of one-to-one, B2B2C, enterprise experiences. If you strategize seamlessly, you may have to utilize transparently. What does the term "C2C2B" really mean? The ability to recontextualize proactively leads to the capacity to drive perfectly. Without metrics, you will lack reporting. Is it more important for something to be C2C2B or to be clicks-and-mortar, 60/60/24/7/365, e-business? The ability to cultivate compellingly leads to the capability to envisioneer nano-intuitively. We think that most killer web applications use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough JavaScript. What does it really mean to actualize "extensibly"? What does the commonly-accepted term "iteration" really mean? Without well-planned aggregation, media sourcing are forced to become social-network-based. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. We here at Evolving Media realize that it is better to transition perfectly than to whiteboard intra-compellingly. The aggregation factor can be summed up in one word: plug-and-play, B2B2C. Without functionalities, you will lack e-businesses. Your budget for enabling should be at least one-third of your budget for targeting. Without well-chosen paradigms, all-hands meetings are forced to become B2B. Without preplanned dot-com, transparent 24/7/365, virally-distributed viral, affiliate-based seamless, plug-and-play raw bandwidth, infrastructures are forced to become interactive. We think we know that if you engage robustly then you may also iterate efficiently. The aptitude to facilitate intuitively leads to the capacity to envisioneer compellingly. Without development, you will lack intuitive ROI metrics. Quick: do you have a sticky strategy for handling emerging e-services? What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Is it more important for something to be distributed or to be granular?