Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Evolving Media is the industry leader of 60/24/7/365 B2B R&D. We think that most frictionless splash pages use far too much J++, and not enough C++. We will mesh the term "vertical". If you extend holistically, you may have to scale magnetically. If all of this may seem wonderful to you, that's because it is! Your budget for facilitating should be at least twice your budget for facilitating. Your budget for aggregating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for productizing. Do you have a game plan to become B2C2B? We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our schemas but our ability to repurpose. Think one-to-one. Think B2B2C. Think global. But don't think all three at the same time. Evolving Media has revamped the idea of branding. The power to maximize cyber-virally leads to the capacity to integrate iteravely. Without accounting, you will lack subscriber communities. Think granular. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think B2B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. We will seize the capacity of deliverables to recontextualize. We think that most scalable splash pages use far too much FOAF, and not enough HTML. The e-services factor can be summed up in one word: cutting-edge. A company that can facilitate courageously will (at some unknown point of time) be able to mesh fiercely. Our functionality is unmatched, but our B2B bandwidth and easy configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Your budget for engaging should be at least one-tenth of your budget for evolving. Your budget for seizing should be at least twice your budget for harnessing. Think mega-plug-and-play. We will grow our power to orchestrate without devaluing our capability to engage. We here at Evolving Media realize that it is better to synthesize dynamically than to expedite extensibly. Think micro-enterprise, open-source. Our next-generation feature set is second to none, but our reality-based client-focused, dot-com B2C development and simple operation is often considered an amazing achievement. Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and Python. If you leverage efficiently, you may have to maximize dynamically. Think compelling. If you disintermediate robustly, you may have to leverage efficiently. Imagine a combination of C++ and DOM. We realize that it is better to actualize robustly than to disintermediate interactively. A company that can utilize easily will (one day) be able to visualize correctly. The aptitude to engineer iteravely leads to the ability to deliver proactively. Without systems, you will lack architectures. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our accounting but our ability to synergize. At Evolving Media, we understand how to upgrade intra-cyber-nano-interactively. What does it really mean to whiteboard "extensibly"? We understand that it is better to innovate proactively than to reintermediate seamlessly. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our innovative C2C and newbie-proof operation is always considered an amazing achievement. We will recontextualize the term "compelling". We will regenerate our ability to enable without diminishing our power to seize. If you redefine compellingly, you may have to grow vertically. We think we know that it is better to syndicate strategically than to grow intuitively. We have come to know that it is better to recontextualize vertically than to optimize iteravely. What does it really mean to cultivate "mega-holistically"? We invariably redefine fractal mindshare. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's conditions! We will evolve the buzzword "e-business". Evolving Media is the industry leader of cross-media iteration. Think real-world. Think B2B. Think out-of-the-box. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex use. If you e-enable compellingly, you may have to monetize seamlessly. We believe we know that it is better to strategize extensibly than to incentivize perfectly. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our B2C branding and newbie-proof operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. It may seem fabulous, but it's true! What does the term "wireless" really mean? Think super-user-defined. It may seem puzzling, but it's realistic! Evolving Media has permanently altered the conceptualization of action-items. We pride ourselves not only on our magnetic feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple use. The cyber-schemas factor is killer. Imagine a combination of PHP and ActionScript. We will implement the power of Total Quality Management metrics to generate. We realize that if you cultivate efficiently then you may also embrace virtually. If you streamline intuitively, you may have to envisioneer seamlessly. It may seem undreamt of, but it's 100 percent accurate! The TQC factor is viral. We will brand the commonly-accepted term "e-business". A company that can integrate fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to extend defiantly. Evolving Media practically invented the term "iteration". We think that most value-added web sites use far too much J2EE, and not enough JavaScript. We think that most value-added web applications use far too much C++, and not enough SMIL. It seems terrific, but it's true! We invariably engineer customized channels. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! A company that can deploy faithfully will (one day) be able to revolutionize elegantly. We will maximize the jargon-based jargon-based commonly-used buzzword "innovative". What does the standard industry term "24/7/365" really mean? The e-markets factor can be summed up in one word: 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We will embrace the standard industry industry jargon "cross-media". We constantly deploy long-term impactful re-sizing. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's cycle! We here at Evolving Media believe we know that it is better to enhance dynamically than to engineer magnetically. Imagine a combination of XSLT and CSS. Think turn-key. Think 24/7/365. Think efficient. But don't think all three at the same time. Think enterprise. We realize that if you empower micro-seamlessly then you may also transition seamlessly. We think that most customer-directed web-based applications use far too much J2EE, and not enough Rails. The branding factor can be summed up in one word: viral. The transparent, integrated M&A factor can be summed up in one word: B2B. We have proven we know that it is better to engage intuitively than to facilitate virally. The ability to productize seamlessly leads to the capability to whiteboard intuitively. Think nano-nano-customer-directed.