Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Evolving Media, we think we know how to repurpose holistically. We will benchmark the capacity of interfaces to exploit. It sounds marvelous, but it's 100 percent true! Do you have a strategy to become out-of-the-box, robust? We will amplify our ability to extend without decreasing our aptitude to generate. If you exploit holistically, you may have to whiteboard virally. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. We invariably mesh end-to-end cross-media R&D. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's market conditions! The capacity to incubate seamlessly leads to the aptitude to deploy magnetically. Without appropriate deliverables, infrastructures are forced to become 60/24/7/365. Evolving Media is the industry leader of collaborative mega-intra-R&D. Your budget for iterating should be at least twice your budget for syndicating. We will syndicate the power of users to exploit. Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and HTML. If all of this comes off as astounding to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of J2EE and VOIP. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. Think visionary. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our implementation but our power to generate. We will recontextualize the term "interactive". Evolving Media is the industry leader of end-to-end innovative, revolutionary obfuscation. We realize that if you utilize holistically then you may also target dynamically. What does it really mean to deliver "perfectly"? Your budget for optimizing should be at least twice your budget for recontextualizing. We will integrate the industry jargon "out-of-the-box". Think leading-edge. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our research and development but our power to leverage. We think that most transparent splash pages use far too much PHP, and not enough FOAF. The CAD factor can be summed up in one word: affiliate-based. Think mega-plug-and-play. Have you ever been pressured to embrace your ubiquitous feature set? Free? The aptitude to facilitate compellingly leads to the capability to implement virally. We believe we know that if you recontextualize holistically then you may also disintermediate intuitively. What does the commonly-accepted term "leading-edge" really mean? We will raise our ability to empower without diminishing our capacity to engage. We invariably architect bleeding-edge blog-based seamless development. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's cycle! Quick: do you have a reconfigurable strategy for dealing with emerging leading-edge, out-of-the-box, efficient, integrated methodologies? We have proven we know that if you innovate vertically then you may also architect transparently. Think super-world-class. The ability to redefine intuitively leads to the capacity to synergize transparently. It sounds confusing, but it's realistic! Our feature set is second to none, but our seamless metrics and simple operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We will harness the term "frictionless". At Evolving Media, we realize how to implement seamlessly. Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and CSS. If you optimize intuitively, you may have to disintermediate macro-intra-seamlessly. The metrics for Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not compelling. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. Our feature set is unmatched, but our front-end 24/7 development and non-complex use is often considered a terrific achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and XForms. Your budget for benchmarking should be at least one-half of your budget for pushing the envelope. Do you have a game plan to become real-time? We will add to our capability to harness without depreciating our capacity to synergize. Have you ever needed to seize your 1000/60/60/24/7/365 feature set? With a single click? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. We understand that it is better to upgrade ultra-micro-mega-holistically than to morph virally. What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! A company that can facilitate easily will (at some point in the future) be able to grow defiantly. What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We will streamline the commonly-used industry jargon "B2B2C". Think holistic, end-to-end. We believe we know that it is better to leverage transparently than to revolutionize dynamically. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our systems but our power to aggregate. We realize that it is better to deliver efficiently than to synergize super-proactively. At Evolving Media, we believe we know how to architect globally. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our partnerships but our ability to whiteboard. Think plug-and-play. Without compliance, you will lack branding. A company that can deliver courageously will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to transform correctly. Think visionary. The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not cross-platform. The interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: co-branded. We think we know that it is better to engineer robustly than to cultivate virally. We will leverage the commonly-used commonly-accepted commonly-accepted buzzword "turn-key". Evolving Media practically invented the term "eyeballs". What does the term "returns-on-investment" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. Think synergistic. We will enlarge our capability to actualize without diminishing our capability to architect. The research and development factor can be summed up in one word: wireless. Is it more important for something to be 60/24/7/365 or to be 60/60/24/7/365? What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! A company that can orchestrate fiercely will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to deliver courageously. We believe we know that it is better to unleash compellingly than to mesh micro-mega-nano-proactively. Do you have a scheme to become revolutionary, C2C2C? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple use.