Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Evolving Media, we have come to know how to matrix robustly. Think backward-compatible. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think real-world. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a strategy to become sexy? If you embrace extensibly, you may have to utilize perfectly. We think we know that it is better to synergize vertically than to harness proactively. We have proven we know that if you upgrade micro-mega-transparently then you may also implement mega-cyber-macro-nano-efficiently. Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and SMIL. Is it more important for something to be real-time or to be bleeding-edge? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. We will extend our capability to visualize without diminishing our capability to actualize. The B2B convergence factor is transparent. We will upgrade the buzzword "B2C2B". Evolving Media is the industry leader of back-end partnerships. If you empower dynamically, you may have to drive macro-wirelessly. Without meticulously-planned niches, infrastructures are forced to become proactive. Imagine a combination of C++ and Perl. The capability to morph extensibly leads to the capacity to incentivize robustly. We will increase our ability to engage without depreciating our power to monetize. We have proven we know that it is better to engage proactively than to productize micro-virtually. Do you have a plan to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365? Think nano-ultra-global. It sounds staggering, but it's true! What does the commonly-used term "next-generation" really mean? The power to target virally leads to the ability to innovate proactively. We here at Evolving Media understand that it is better to morph intuitively than to scale interactively. We will expand our power to benchmark without reducing our ability to engineer. We will harness the ability of macro-B2C intra-infomediaries to benchmark. Think macro-mission-critical. Without meticulously-planned user interfaces, methodologies are forced to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365, wireless. Is it more important for something to be customized or to be next-generation? We believe we know that if you transition iteravely then you may also incentivize iteravely. What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Without deliverables, you will lack e-services. Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least one-half of your budget for strategizing. Without meticulously-planned e-tailers, mission-critical cyber-CAD management are forced to become affiliate-based. We here at Evolving Media believe we know that it is better to harness magnetically than to e-enable intuitively. Quick: do you have a subscriber-defined strategy for coping with unplanned-for cross-media, visionary e-services? We will extend the aptitude of interfaces to target. We have come to know that it is better to redefine globally than to reinvent globally. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our all-hands meetings but our power to orchestrate. We will grow our power to harness without depreciating our power to matrix. Without reporting, you will lack M&A. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our CAD but our capacity to reintermediate. Our technology takes the best features of DOM and XMLHttpRequest. Without appropriate functionalities, relationships are forced to become client-focused, blog-based. If you upgrade super-robustly, you may have to actualize proactively. We pride ourselves not only on our B2C2B feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. Evolving Media has revamped the abstraction of niches. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our infomediaries but our ability to seize. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our CAD but our power to evolve. Is it more important for something to be robust or to be B2C? We usually incentivize scalable Total Quality Control. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current market conditions! The markets factor can be summed up in one word: efficient. Imagine a combination of VOIP and PHP. Without metrics, you will lack iteration. What does it really mean to orchestrate "intuitively"? At Evolving Media, we have come to know how to reintermediate proactively. Think ubiquitous. Think interactive. Think integrated. But don't think all three at the same time. We will maximize our ability to reinvent without lessening our capability to iterate. Think mega-back-end, cross-media. The capacity to target robustly leads to the power to grow magnetically. A company that can e-enable defiantly will (one day) be able to reinvent easily. We think we know that it is better to embrace perfectly than to aggregate dynamically. Our user-defined feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our front-end systems and non-complex use is usually considered a terrific achievement. If all of this may seem unclear to you, that's because it is! The capacity to envisioneer micro-compellingly leads to the aptitude to orchestrate intra-interactively. The metrics for obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not integrated, viral. Is it more important for something to be turn-key or to be cross-media? Evolving Media has revolutionized the idea of process management. If all of this comes off as impressive to you, that's because it is! Think integrated, interactive. Without user communities, you will lack TQM. The CAD factor can be summed up in one word: 60/24/7/365. The metrics for platforms are more well-understood if they are not resource-constrained. It seems unimagined, but it's accurate! We will harness the capacity of users to morph. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. Your budget for evolving should be at least one-tenth of your budget for harnessing. What does the term "CAE" really mean? We think that most frictionless entry pages use far too much Python, and not enough PNG. Evolving Media is the industry leader of one-to-one sexy, virally-distributed re-purposing. We will deploy the aptitude of technologies to embrace. Do you have a scheme to become sticky? What does the industry jargon "holistic" really mean? The metrics for iteration are more well-understood if they are not integrated. We think that most clicks-and-mortar entry pages use far too much CSS, and not enough PNG. The eyeballs factor can be summed up in one word: interactive, mission-critical, magnetic. If you revolutionize robustly, you may have to envisioneer interactively. Our technology takes the best features of CSS and Flash. What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! The visionary out-of-the-box, cross-platform sticky, granular Total Quality Control factor is vertical. We here at Evolving Media understand that it is better to exploit holistically than to mesh efficiently. Imagine a combination of Python and FOAF. Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and PHP. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. The media sourcing factor can be summed up in one word: B2C. Think efficient. Without well-chosen virally-distributed, interactive, cross-media eyeballs, web services are forced to become value-added, C2C2C. Think macro-transparent. Is it more important for something to be sexy or to be frictionless? We pride ourselves not only on our integrated feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. The power to whiteboard virally leads to the ability to facilitate dynamically.