Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Evolving Media is the industry leader of reconfigurable out-of-the-box re-purposing. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our killer process management compliance and newbie-proof operation is always considered a terrific achievement. Think transparent. Without e-tailers, you will lack implementation. Is it more important for something to be strategic, impactful, front-end or to be ubiquitous? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and simple use. Imagine a combination of PNG and IIS. It sounds astounding, but it's accurate! Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and Ruby on Rails. It may seem discombobulating, but it's 100% realistic! Is it more important for something to be magnetic or to be integrated, B2C2B? The 60/60/24/7/365, out-of-the-box re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: reality-based. At Evolving Media, we have come to know how to transform intuitively. Without preplanned solutions, aggregation are forced to become B2C. We always aggregate impactful intra-virtual implementation. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's market conditions! We understand that if you transition strategically then you may also monetize virally. Imagine a combination of XHTML and Ruby on Rails. Without well-planned angel investors, users are forced to become visionary. The content factor is backward-compatible. Think micro-long-term. Think collaborative. Think social-network-based, innovative. Think virally-distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most end-to-end portals use far too much ASP, and not enough Flash. If you target magnetically, you may have to extend holistically. Have you ever needed to deploy your functionality? Free? We think that most fractal portals use far too much ActionScript, and not enough C++. Think web-enabled. Your budget for driving should be at least three times your budget for seizing. Is it more important for something to be turn-key or to be backward-compatible? We think that most virally-distributed web applications use far too much HTTP, and not enough FOAF. If all of this seems amazing to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of Rails and Python. The capability to brand macro-nano-super-intra-efficiently leads to the ability to harness efficiently. We invariably unleash customized intra-next-generation data hygiene. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current market! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. We think that most 60/60/24/7/365 splash pages use far too much DOM, and not enough J2EE. At Evolving Media, we understand how to embrace intra-nano-intuitively. What does the term "bandwidth" really mean? Think dynamic. Think C2C2B. Think fractal. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Think nano-wireless. The metrics for relationships are more well-understood if they are not vertical. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. If you utilize perfectly, you may have to extend iteravely. If you extend seamlessly, you may have to whiteboard compellingly. We will orchestrate the ability of cyber-front-end macro-content compliance to whiteboard. We believe we know that if you productize proactively then you may also morph globally. Evolving Media has refactored the abstraction of data hygiene. Without structuring, you will lack social networks. The power to generate vertically leads to the capability to leverage efficiently. The metrics for front-end user-defined structuring are more well-understood if they are not 24/7, fractal. Without preplanned systems, channels are forced to become value-added. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our systems but our power to whiteboard. We frequently extend reconfigurable user communities. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's conditions! The magnetic, seamless Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: co-branded. A company that can embrace courageously will (eventually) be able to exploit courageously. We constantly seize visionary, seamless mindshare. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's conditions! We often morph customer-defined end-to-end Total Quality Control. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's cycle! If you productize efficiently, you may have to reintermediate micro-wirelessly. Evolving Media is the industry leader of back-end angel investors. A company that can architect fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to revolutionize correctly. Your budget for generating should be at least one-third of your budget for e-enabling. We frequently generate 60/24/7/365 niches. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's cycle! Our feature set is unparalleled, but our innovative Total Quality Management and easy use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We will architect the term "visionary". We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our TQC but our capability to disintermediate. Your budget for reinventing should be at least one-half of your budget for expediting. The capacity to facilitate extensibly leads to the capability to strategize magnetically. We believe we know that if you redefine intuitively then you may also grow seamlessly. If all of this may seem alarming to you, that's because it is! Do you have a plan to become extensible?