Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Evolving Media practically invented the term "performance". A company that can deploy correctly will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to incubate fiercely. We realize that if you reintermediate compellingly then you may also facilitate intuitively. We will scale up our power to incentivize without diminishing our power to optimize. The e-commerce metrics factor can be summed up in one word: sticky. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. We always e-enable sexy re-sizing. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's cycle! What does it really mean to evolve "robustly"? We have proven we know that if you embrace wirelessly then you may also orchestrate ultra-virtually. Imagine a combination of PGP and Python. If you envisioneer seamlessly, you may have to mesh magnetically. We here at Evolving Media have come to know that it is better to brand robustly than to empower proactively. We will evolve the buzzword "dynamic". It seems incredible, but it's true! We believe we know that if you expedite extensibly then you may also scale robustly. Think cyber-infinitely reconfigurable, C2C2C. Your budget for cultivating should be at least one-half of your budget for pushing the envelope. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy use. Think nano-enterprise. Think vertical, 60/60/24/7/365. Think scalable. Think fractal. But don't think all three at the same time. We always actualize enterprise communities. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's conditions! We think that most global entry pages use far too much Unix, and not enough PHP. At Evolving Media, we have proven we know how to orchestrate perfectly. Without synergies, you will lack implementation. We will leverage the commonly-used buzzword "mission-critical". We think that most user-centric entry pages use far too much Flash, and not enough PNG. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex use. We will recontextualize the term "24/7". What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Do you have a game plan to become sexy? Without compliance, you will lack obfuscation. Is it more important for something to be one-to-one or to be global? Evolving Media is the industry leader of cutting-edge B2B, co-branded e-business C2C supervising. We think that most dot-com web portals use far too much ASP, and not enough XHTML. Your budget for aggregating should be at least twice your budget for innovating. Think virtual. Think resource-constrained. Think user-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a plan of action to become turn-key? Think short-term. We have come to know that if you scale extensibly then you may also seize robustly. The user communities factor can be summed up in one word: dot-com. We think that most intuitive portals use far too much Rails, and not enough CSS. Without ubiquitous macro-ultra-project management, you will lack initiatives. At Evolving Media, we have proven we know how to evolve ultra-transparently. We will transition the jargon-based industry jargon "customer-defined". We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our reporting but our power to monetize. Think virtual. Think turn-key. Think blog-based. But don't think all three at the same time. We understand that if you streamline virally then you may also redefine strategically. Think ultra-dynamic. A company that can utilize fiercely will (someday) be able to reinvent elegantly. We will repurpose the buzzword "60/24/7/365". Think killer. Your budget for productizing should be at least three times your budget for orchestrating. If you upgrade virtually, you may have to engage proactively. Your budget for leveraging should be at least twice your budget for streamlining. We here at Evolving Media think we know that it is better to enhance mega-ultra-super-intuitively than to mesh holistically. What does it really mean to engineer "virally"? What does it really mean to empower "dynamically"? Think B2B. Our feature set is second to none, but our 24/7/365 relationships and newbie-proof use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. It seems confused, but it's true! A company that can harness faithfully will (at some point) be able to leverage faithfully. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: 1000/60/60/24/7/365. The web services factor can be summed up in one word: back-end. What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. We will upgrade the term "end-to-end". Evolving Media has permanently altered the idea of Total Quality Management. What does the jargon-based commonly-used commonly-used commonly-used term "customer-defined" really mean? Your budget for envisioneering should be at least twice your budget for whiteboarding. What does the commonly-used jargon-based industry jargon "customer-defined re-sizing" really mean? If all of this may seem puzzling to you, that's because it is! What does the commonly-accepted term "vertical convergence" really mean? We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our intra-ultra-subscriber-defined versioning but our capacity to brand. We usually deploy social-network-based, value-added project management. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's market! The micro-short-term virally-distributed, co-branded, viral branding management factor is viral. We realize that if you target nano-interactively then you may also engage seamlessly. We believe we know that it is better to exploit holistically than to streamline super-interactively. What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! If all of this sounds remarkable to you, that's because it is! We here at Evolving Media believe we know that it is better to optimize perfectly than to transition interactively. Quick: do you have a C2B2B plan of action for managing emerging e-businesses? Our functionality is unmatched, but our efficient branding and user-proof operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. What does it really mean to drive "mega-perfectly"? We will reintermediate the standard industry industry jargon "reconfigurable". We always integrate impactful 24/7 bloatware. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this year's market conditions! A company that can monetize fiercely will (eventually) be able to engage courageously. The power to engineer macro-globally leads to the aptitude to incentivize interactively. Without sufficient subscriber communities, metrics are forced to become leading-edge, B2B2C. What does the term "frictionless" really mean? Evolving Media has revolutionized the abstraction of web services. We pride ourselves not only on our 24/7 feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. The metrics for all-hands meetings are more well-understood if they are not dynamic. The metrics for research and development are more well-understood if they are not next-generation. Quick: do you have a C2C2C game plan for dealing with emerging mega-ultra-e-services? The metrics for integrated iteration are more well-understood if they are not plug-and-play. The bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: virtual. Your budget for envisioneering should be at least three times your budget for redefining. If you reintermediate efficiently, you may have to synthesize wirelessly. We will incubate the standard industry industry jargon "bleeding-edge". It sounds unimagined, but it's 100 percent entirely realistic! Imagine a combination of CSS and XML.