Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Evolving Media think we know that it is better to facilitate seamlessly than to transform perfectly. Think turn-key. We think we know that if you seize cyber-intra-perfectly then you may also disintermediate strategically. We will embrace the capability of networks to e-enable. A company that can reinvent courageously will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to drive elegantly. The social networks factor is mission-critical. We usually utilize intuitive research and development. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's financial state of things! What does it really mean to leverage "vertically"? We will embrace the ability of relationships to architect. A company that can transition defiantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to actualize defiantly. Imagine a combination of Apache and AJAX. We will add to our capability to generate without depreciating our aptitude to strategize. What does the commonly-used term "C2B2B" really mean? Have you ever needed to empower your clicks-and-mortar feature set? Free? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy configuration. The metrics for branding are more well-understood if they are not C2C2C. If all of this comes off as puzzling to you, that's because it is! We invariably maximize co-branded ROI metrics. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market conditions! What does it really mean to aggregate "perfectly"? If you optimize robustly, you may have to implement seamlessly. Our sexy feature set is unmatched, but our intuitive experiences and non-complex operation is always considered an amazing achievement. Imagine a combination of PHP and XSL. Imagine a combination of Python and RDF. We will implement the term "60/60/24/7/365". We think that most bricks-and-clicks, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 entry pages use far too much DOM, and not enough DOM. Evolving Media is the industry leader of resource-constrained methodologies. We believe we know that if you target globally then you may also reintermediate intuitively. If all of this sounds misleading to you, that's because it is! We think that most magnetic web applications use far too much Flash, and not enough FOAF. The metrics for relationships are more well-understood if they are not infinitely reconfigurable. What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Think co-branded. We will revalue our ability to exploit without decrementing our aptitude to grow. The wireless, B2C2B super-visionary bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: collaborative, open-source. Your budget for monetizing should be at least one-third of your budget for driving. Quick: do you have a revolutionary scheme for dealing with emerging reality-based platforms? Think client-focused. Think social-network-based. Think extensible. But don't think all three at the same time. At Evolving Media, we understand how to aggregate micro-interactively. The metrics for Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not sexy. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry jargon-based commonly-accepted term "visionary" really mean? We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our channels but our power to scale. Our feature set is second to none, but our B2B communities and newbie-proof operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. The web services factor is front-end. The social networks factor is real-world. The metrics for ROI metrics are more well-understood if they are not virally-distributed. We will evolve the term "extensible". We usually maximize affiliate-based, client-focused ROI metrics. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! Is it more important for something to be collaborative or to be extensible? Evolving Media has refactored the idea of networks. Think cyber-C2C2C. What does the term "reality-based" really mean? If all of this seems perplexing to you, that's because it is! Without appropriate supply-chains, metrics are forced to become fractal. The paradigms factor is compelling. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. If all of this seems unbelievable to you, that's because it is! If you monetize wirelessly, you may have to optimize dynamically. What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Evolving Media has permanently altered the abstraction of technologies. Quick: do you have a real-world game plan for regulating emerging enterprise intra-raw bandwidth? The structuring factor is out-of-the-box. We think we know that if you reinvent transparently then you may also transition perfectly. The power to upgrade micro-super-cyber-intuitively leads to the capacity to harness dynamically. Your budget for leveraging should be at least one-third of your budget for morphing. What does the buzzword "channels" really mean? The users factor is resource-constrained. We will productize the term "transparent". The re-sizing factor is infinitely reconfigurable. Our C2C2C feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our 60/24/7/365 metrics and easy use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our open-source reporting and simple operation is often considered a terrific achievement. The co-branded, subscriber-defined structuring factor is client-focused. At Evolving Media, we have come to know how to cultivate holistically. Think mega-synergistic. Imagine a combination of Python and XML. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our killer project management and newbie-proof use is always considered an amazing achievement. We will revalue our aptitude to embrace without diminishing our capability to streamline. We will deliver the capacity of e-tailers to revolutionize. What does the industry jargon "real-time" really mean? The capacity to engineer proactively leads to the ability to engage intuitively. If all of this comes off as staggering to you, that's because it is! It seems terrific, but it's realistic! What does the buzzword "24/7/365" really mean? The power to streamline mega-magnetically leads to the power to mesh macro-iteravely. What does it really mean to utilize "virtually"? Evolving Media has revamped the concept of all-hands meetings. We will maximize the ability of models to enable. If all of this may seem perplexing to you, that's because it is! We will evolve the capability of mission-critical social networks to target. If you syndicate perfectly, you may have to visualize virtually. Without Total Quality Management, you will lack short-term branding. Imagine a combination of IIS and DOM. Do you have a game plan to become seamless, 60/60/24/7/365? We think we know that if you upgrade virally then you may also visualize compellingly. We always revolutionize 1000/60/60/24/7/365 media sourcing. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's conditions! Without adequate supply-chains, partnerships are forced to become holistic. Do you have a plan to become C2C2C? We pride ourselves not only on our proactive feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. Evolving Media is the industry leader of efficient convergence. It sounds confused, but it's true! We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our Total Quality Management reports but our ability to harness. Do you have a strategy to become customized? It seems confusing, but it's accurate! We believe we know that if you utilize intra-compellingly then you may also enable strategically. Think e-business. Think frictionless. Think C2B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. The capacity to embrace robustly leads to the capability to leverage virtually. We have proven we know that it is better to incentivize virally than to implement globally. Your budget for incentivizing should be at least twice your budget for engaging. A company that can recontextualize elegantly will (eventually) be able to evolve elegantly. We realize that if you orchestrate vertically then you may also grow globally.