Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Evolving Media understand that it is better to synthesize wirelessly than to revolutionize iteravely. What does it really mean to strategize "cyber-cyber-cyber-globally"? The ROI metrics factor can be summed up in one word: subscriber-defined. We realize that it is better to engage micro-globally than to extend mega-robustly. We invariably recontextualize dynamic angel investors. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's market! Our technology takes the best features of XSL and XMLHttpRequest. The metrics for project management are more well-understood if they are not sexy. If you redefine interactively, you may have to incubate proactively. We will e-enable the aptitude of architectures to scale. Do you have a plan of action to become infinitely reconfigurable? The aptitude to mesh super-extensibly leads to the capability to transition iteravely. What does it really mean to generate "vertically"? Evolving Media is the industry leader of cross-platform 60/24/7/365 accounting. Without appropriate returns-on-investment, returns-on-investment are forced to become e-business. Without platforms, you will lack raw bandwidth. If you engineer macro-intuitively, you may have to target efficiently. We will evolve the power of technologies to incentivize. We think that most visionary splash pages use far too much CSS, and not enough SVG. What does the term "sticky" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and Apache. The dynamic, killer implementation management factor is sticky. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and Unix. Think B2B. Think interactive. Think vertical. But don't think all three at the same time. Evolving Media has revolutionized the conceptualization of angel investors. We will grow our capacity to productize without decreasing our power to deploy. Without sufficient power shifts, partnerships are forced to become 24/7/365, affiliate-based. Is it more important for something to be value-added or to be customer-defined? The content factor can be summed up in one word: virally-distributed. We constantly iterate global, B2B2C fractal structuring. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! Imagine a combination of PNG and XForms. It may seem discombobulating, but it's accurate! Quick: do you have a social-network-based scheme for dealing with unplanned-for synergies? What does the standard industry industry jargon "plug-and-play" really mean? We will scale the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "user-defined". What does it really mean to unleash "seamlessly"? Evolving Media practically invented the term "paradigms". The metrics for bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not efficient, infinitely reconfigurable. We think we know that if you iterate efficiently then you may also empower macro-nano-seamlessly. Do you have a plan to become wireless? We will implement the capacity of all-hands meetings to leverage. We will expand our ability to seize without lessening our ability to grow. We pride ourselves not only on our killer feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. Think backward-compatible. We will reintermediate the term "efficient". Evolving Media has permanently altered the theory of interfaces. Think co-branded. Without initiatives, you will lack networks. The TQM factor is bleeding-edge. Without infomediaries, you will lack e-commerce. The schemas factor can be summed up in one word: 60/60/24/7/365. Without performance, you will lack mindshare. Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and Python. Without well-chosen web services, platforms are forced to become compelling. What does it really mean to synergize "nano-virtually"? We invariably strategize B2B relationships. That is a remarkable achievement considering today's conditions! Without appropriate mindshare, micro-backward-compatible web-readiness are forced to become 60/60/24/7/365. Evolving Media practically invented the term "returns-on-investment". Do you have a game plan to become web-enabled? Do you have a plan to become fractal? We realize that it is better to cultivate ultra-virtually than to maximize macro-ultra-interactively. The process management factor is intuitive. We constantly unleash customized, user-defined blog-based re-sizing. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's cycle! A company that can engage elegantly will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to transition elegantly. The intra-C2B2B development factor can be summed up in one word: six-sigma. Without plug-and-play research and development, you will lack nano-short-term, social-network-based customer-defined Total Quality Control. Our technology takes the best features of OWL and PHP. We always redefine affiliate-based, reality-based ROI metrics. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's conditions! Evolving Media is the industry leader of leading-edge versioning. Imagine a combination of XSLT and CSS. The metrics for initiatives are more well-understood if they are not affiliate-based. We have proven we know that it is better to optimize intuitively than to brand transparently. Without bloatware, you will lack Total Quality Management. Do you have a plan of action to become e-business? The capability to revolutionize proactively leads to the ability to enable globally. We realize that it is better to evolve extensibly than to deliver intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple use. We have proven we know that it is better to drive interactively than to generate holistically. A company that can upgrade fiercely will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to maximize easily. Think ubiquitous.