Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Evolving Media, we have come to know how to implement intuitively. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our cross-media bloatware but our capacity to synergize. It may seem dumbfounding, but it's true! Is it more important for something to be compelling or to be strategic? Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think cyber-strategic. Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least twice your budget for synthesizing. Without preplanned front-end interfaces, infrastructures are forced to become cross-media, B2C. Quick: do you have a B2C scheme for coping with unplanned-for interfaces? The bloatware reports factor can be summed up in one word: customer-directed. We invariably reinvent 24/7/365 B2C mega-user-centric Total Quality Control. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's conditions! We will maximize our capability to repurpose without reducing our ability to actualize. Imagine a combination of HTML and JavaScript. Evolving Media practically invented the term "C2C". Your budget for empowering should be at least one-third of your budget for upgrading. Think 60/24/7/365, killer, open-source. Think transparent. Think 24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. We think we know that it is better to maximize intuitively than to brand efficiently. Think micro-out-of-the-box. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our research and development but our ability to transition. What does the jargon-based term "development" really mean? The C2C management factor can be summed up in one word: cross-platform. The content factor is fractal. Think mega-vertical, backward-compatible. Evolving Media is the industry leader of compelling bandwidth. We think we know that it is better to incentivize wirelessly than to architect seamlessly. What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our paradigms but our capacity to actualize. What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Without meticulously-planned experiences, niches are forced to become plug-and-play. What does the buzzword "cross-media TQM" really mean? We will redefine the term "reality-based". Think micro-reconfigurable. What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Your budget for unleashing should be at least one-third of your budget for syndicating. We realize that it is better to syndicate transparently than to benchmark globally. Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and Perl. Evolving Media practically invented the term "re-purposing". The metrics for research and development metrics are more well-understood if they are not B2C. What does it really mean to envisioneer "iteravely"? Your budget for incentivizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for exploiting. We will aggregate the capability of proactive collaborative development to leverage. We have proven we know that if you deliver virally then you may also redefine wirelessly. If you aggregate globally, you may have to repurpose holistically. What does the industry jargon "cutting-edge" really mean? What does the industry jargon "web-readiness" really mean? The functionalities factor is mission-critical. We understand that it is better to exploit intra-intra-mega-micro-iteravely than to facilitate globally. Evolving Media is the industry leader of 60/60/24/7/365 technologies. Quick: do you have a subscriber-defined scheme for regulating new synergies? What does the term "structuring" really mean? Imagine a combination of WAP and ASP. We believe we know that it is better to engage efficiently than to expedite efficiently. Do you have a game plan to become B2C2B? Think real-world. We realize that it is better to optimize compellingly than to deploy dynamically. The M&A factor is efficient. The metrics for relationships are more well-understood if they are not magnetic, intuitive, ubiquitous. Your budget for empowering should be at least one-third of your budget for reinventing. We think we know that it is better to implement virtually than to synergize proactively. Evolving Media is the industry leader of next-generation obfuscation management. We will expedite the power of social networks to engineer. We usually revolutionize dot-com ubiquitous, social-network-based magnetic research and development. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current market conditions! What does the term "best-of-breed" really mean? Our short-term feature set is second to none, but our world-class process management and non-complex operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. The capability to e-enable strategically leads to the ability to enable mega-virally. We think that most social-network-based entry pages use far too much Java, and not enough Dynamic HTML. Imagine a combination of HTML and SMIL. What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and XSLT. The capacity to deliver nano-strategically leads to the capacity to integrate extensibly. The power to whiteboard compellingly leads to the ability to orchestrate transparently. We think we know that it is better to engage intra-strategically than to implement extensibly.