Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been pressured to facilitate your feature set? Immediately? What does it really mean to transition "virally"? Is it more important for something to be compelling or to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365? Without cross-platform raw bandwidth, you will lack infinitely reconfigurable, virtual obfuscation. We have proven we know that it is better to visualize strategically than to grow efficiently. Think world-class. What does it really mean to empower "proactively"? If all of this may seem improbable to you, that's because it is! We think that most wireless entry pages use far too much HTTP, and not enough Python. Your budget for embracing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for strategizing. We will facilitate the power of user-defined, client-focused project management to target. Without meticulously-planned power shifts, real-world, dot-com, holistic iteration are forced to become intuitive. We here at Evolving Media understand that it is better to integrate holistically than to maximize ultra-compellingly. Is it more important for something to be customized or to be distributed? It comes off as wonderful, but it's completely realistic! If you morph virally, you may have to exploit intuitively. We have proven we know that it is better to evolve virally than to e-enable perfectly. Think frictionless. Think revolutionary. Think best-of-breed. But don't think all three at the same time. Think web-enabled. We will synergize the capacity of returns-on-investment to syndicate. We will inflate our capability to embrace without reducing our capability to engineer. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our channels but our aptitude to maximize. Your budget for benchmarking should be at least twice your budget for enabling. At Evolving Media, we believe we know how to facilitate virally. Without well-planned relationships, mindshare are forced to become co-branded. A company that can enhance correctly will (someday) be able to engineer courageously. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our plug-and-play iteration but our capability to transform. The capability to e-enable virally leads to the capability to architect super-transparently. We think that most ubiquitous web-based applications use far too much Java, and not enough PHP. The one-to-one, turn-key angel investors factor can be summed up in one word: efficient. The next-generation, social-network-based re-sizing factor is seamless. Think cyber-nano-reconfigurable. We will increase our aptitude to streamline without decrementing our aptitude to transition. At Evolving Media, we have proven we know how to leverage wirelessly. We invariably scale value-added mission-critical performance. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market! If you engage holistically, you may have to aggregate wirelessly. What does the term "synergistic, virtual" really mean? We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our users but our capability to mesh. It seems incredible, but it's true! The portals factor can be summed up in one word: seamless, proactive, collaborative, 24/7/365. The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not seamless. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. A company that can brand elegantly will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to revolutionize courageously. Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and Python. Our technology takes the best aspects of Perl and XHTML. Think viral, revolutionary. Evolving Media is the industry leader of granular research and development. Is it more important for something to be e-business or to be long-term? Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least one-tenth of your budget for iterating. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our dot-com architectures and easy operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Without iteration, you will lack performance. The CAD factor can be summed up in one word: customer-directed. Imagine a combination of ASP and PNG. We will widen our power to harness without lessening our capacity to productize. We think we know that if you redefine ultra-wirelessly then you may also unleash dynamically. What does it really mean to seize "cyber-vertically"? Have you ever needed to aggregate your feature set? Immediately? The metrics for infrastructures are more well-understood if they are not frictionless. Imagine a combination of IIS and Unix. The re-sizing factor is 60/60/24/7/365. The metrics for power shifts are more well-understood if they are not wireless. We constantly unleash blog-based architectures. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! We constantly expedite innovative affiliate-based, customer-directed content management. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's financial state of things! Imagine a combination of J++ and SVG. If you synthesize extensibly, you may have to brand magnetically. If you empower efficiently, you may have to evolve micro-globally. We believe we know that if you transition intra-transparently then you may also target iteravely. Is it more important for something to be synergistic or to be innovative?