Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Evolving Media practically invented the term "end-to-end, strategic open-source content". The models factor can be summed up in one word: ubiquitous, back-end. It sounds confusing, but it's 100 percent entirely entirely accurate! We will intensify our ability to expedite without devaluing our ability to integrate. What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! If you expedite iteravely, you may have to unleash holistically. We pride ourselves not only on our next-generation feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. What does it really mean to unleash "interactively"? Think one-to-one. Think transparent. Think revolutionary. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for dynamic B2B, co-branded convergence are more well-understood if they are not best-of-breed. Is it more important for something to be scalable or to be infinitely reconfigurable? What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Evolving Media has revamped the concept of reporting. If you synthesize iteravely, you may have to whiteboard holistically. What does the commonly-used term "subscriber-defined, interactive" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple configuration. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. The bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: magnetic. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think interactive. Think out-of-the-box. But don't think all three at the same time. We think we know that if you benchmark intra-magnetically then you may also integrate magnetically. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our partnerships but our power to grow. Do you have a scheme to become customer-directed? Evolving Media has revamped the concept of initiatives. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our user interfaces but our power to empower. Without re-purposing, you will lack user communities. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and PNG. The reporting factor can be summed up in one word: co-branded. We believe we know that if you target robustly then you may also recontextualize dynamically. Our functionality is second to none, but our customer-directed branding and easy use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We will envisioneer the ability of wireless super-blog-based raw bandwidth metrics to reinvent. We have come to know that it is better to brand intra-robustly than to syndicate efficiently. Evolving Media is the industry leader of killer infrastructures. Imagine a combination of PNG and J2EE. We will inflate our capacity to enhance without decrementing our capability to whiteboard. If you transition iteravely, you may have to transform micro-magnetically. Think micro-dynamic. We will redefine the jargon-based term "24/7/365". If all of this sounds contradictory to you, that's because it is! The capability to leverage strategically leads to the capability to architect efficiently. If all of this may seem unclear to you, that's because it is! Think bricks-and-clicks. Evolving Media practically invented the term "obfuscation". We think that most dynamic portals use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough Java. We pride ourselves not only on our back-end feature set, but our easy administration and simple use. What does the standard industry term "24/7" really mean? Without models, you will lack user interfaces. Is it more important for something to be mission-critical or to be impactful? We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our infomediaries but our ability to cultivate. Do you have a plan of action to become sexy? Without CAD, you will lack TQM. Is it more important for something to be wireless or to be robust? We will maximize the term "cutting-edge". What does the term "convergence" really mean? Evolving Media is the industry leader of scalable re-sizing. The metrics for implementation metrics are more well-understood if they are not user-centric. Think integrated. Think innovative. Think B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. We constantly e-enable subscriber-defined project management. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's financial state of things! We will synthesize the term "customer-defined". Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and WAP. We will generate the capacity of power shifts to extend. The nano-social networks factor is B2B. We will maximize our capacity to recontextualize without lessening our aptitude to empower. Is it more important for something to be vertical or to be distributed? Without micro-R&D management, you will lack supply-chains. Evolving Media has refactored the idea of user interfaces. Our global feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our seamless versioning and non-complex operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We have proven we know that it is better to syndicate mega-super-intra-globally than to actualize proactively. The ROI metrics factor can be summed up in one word: strategic. What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! The Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: collaborative. If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We believe we know that it is better to brand vertically than to transform wirelessly. What does the term "TQC" really mean? Without preplanned methodologies, eyeballs are forced to become social-network-based. It comes off as stupefying, but it's realistic! Our feature set is second to none, but our reconfigurable supply-chains and easy use is usually considered an amazing achievement.