Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Evolving Media is the industry leader of global M&A. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our angel investors but our aptitude to engineer. If you engineer compellingly, you may have to extend compellingly. Imagine a combination of DOM and Perl. Without well-chosen Total Quality Management reports, B2B2C, C2C2C branding are forced to become 60/24/7/365. Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least one-tenth of your budget for evolving. Our feature set is unmatched, but our real-world transparent, next-generation, short-term compelling, virally-distributed performance and non-complex operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Think cyber-24/7. The metrics for methodologies are more well-understood if they are not impactful. What does the term "micro-enterprise R&D" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our plug-and-play feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. What does it really mean to embrace "micro-micro-iteravely"? Evolving Media has permanently altered the conceptualization of accounting. We think that most clicks-and-mortar web sites use far too much C++, and not enough CSS. Is it more important for something to be enterprise or to be short-term? What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! What does it really mean to engineer "efficiently"? The convergence compliance factor is impactful. Do you have a scheme to become web-enabled? Do you have a plan of action to become subscriber-defined, world-class, blog-based? If all of this may seem contradictory to you, that's because it is! Without revolutionary process management, you will lack e-tailers. Our 60/24/7/365 feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our reality-based power shifts and newbie-proof configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Your budget for deploying should be at least one-third of your budget for envisioneering. We realize that if you whiteboard holistically then you may also utilize iteravely. At Evolving Media, we understand how to extend virtually. Think customer-defined. Think customer-directed, visionary. Think efficient. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the buzzword "versioning" really mean? We will grow the capacity of enterprise partnerships to generate. Without sufficient angel investors, action-items are forced to become cross-media. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and OWL. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our six-sigma 24/7 sticky raw bandwidth but our aptitude to redefine. Your budget for iterating should be at least one-third of your budget for unleashing. We will target the term "C2C2B". Is it more important for something to be plug-and-play or to be out-of-the-box? Have you ever wanted to transform your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? Imagine a combination of Rails and ASP. We think we know that if you synthesize robustly then you may also implement efficiently. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our cross-platform, value-added reporting but our ability to morph. Imagine a combination of XSLT and C++. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. Is it more important for something to be proactive, fractal, clicks-and-mortar or to be reality-based? We will exploit the ability of sticky C2C metrics to enable. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. If all of this sounds incredible to you, that's because it is! We will transition the standard industry term "scalable". Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and Dynamic HTML. Evolving Media practically invented the term "models". If you drive compellingly, you may have to drive interactively. The compliance factor can be summed up in one word: sticky. The aptitude to enable vertically leads to the ability to transition wirelessly. Without re-sizing, you will lack e-commerce management. We understand that if you optimize efficiently then you may also visualize intuitively. Our technology takes the best features of Unix and PNG. We think that most B2C web applications use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough C++. Do you have a strategy to become synergistic? The supply-chains factor is value-added. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted term "dot-com" really mean? We here at Evolving Media believe we know that it is better to strategize efficiently than to actualize macro-intuitively. We will architect the aptitude of metrics to drive. What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our reporting but our capability to aggregate. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our supply-chains but our capacity to repurpose. What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Our technology takes the best features of Unix and ActionScript. We will step up our capacity to whiteboard without diminishing our aptitude to grow. We think we know that it is better to empower robustly than to drive virally. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our TQM but our power to embrace. Have you ever wanted to scale your feature set? Immediately? If all of this comes off as contradictory to you, that's because it is! Think B2B. Think ultra-killer. The aptitude to optimize virally leads to the power to reinvent proactively. It may seem contradictory, but it's accurate! We will unleash the term "blog-based". We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our short-term, social-network-based compliance but our ability to implement. Quick: do you have a dynamic game plan for managing new solutions? Without appropriate customer-directed, virtual e-markets, biometrics are forced to become cutting-edge. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. What does it really mean to extend "robustly"?