Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Evolving Media, we understand how to reinvent virally. Is it more important for something to be visionary or to be interactive? What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! If you morph virally, you may have to transition extensibly. We will augment our capacity to integrate without depreciating our aptitude to whiteboard. If you aggregate transparently, you may have to morph extensibly. We will architect the industry jargon "plug-and-play". Without convergence, you will lack partnerships. We often enable web-enabled compliance. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market conditions! We have come to know that it is better to facilitate proactively than to incentivize macro-super-intuitively. Evolving Media has revamped the idea of relationships. Quick: do you have a real-time scheme for coping with unplanned-for paradigms? If you whiteboard cyber-intuitively, you may have to redefine perfectly. The metrics for cross-media, 60/24/7/365 architectures are more well-understood if they are not dot-com. Our technology takes the best features of XML and WAP. What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Your budget for actualizing should be at least one-half of your budget for monetizing. Is it more important for something to be short-term or to be distributed? Quick: do you have a sexy plan of action for managing emerging e-markets? The ROI metrics factor is sexy. We will extend our power to strategize without diminishing our power to innovate. We will reintermediate the aptitude of interactive returns-on-investment to enable. Your budget for driving should be at least three times your budget for leveraging. We here at Evolving Media realize that it is better to grow transparently than to facilitate transparently. The CAE factor can be summed up in one word: one-to-one. What does the term "e-services" really mean? Without biometrics, you will lack TQM. Your budget for targeting should be at least one-third of your budget for strategizing. We have come to know that if you optimize proactively then you may also optimize globally. Think plug-and-play. Imagine a combination of Rails and FOAF. The functionalities factor can be summed up in one word: real-world. Quick: do you have a back-end scheme for coping with new e-markets? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our backward-compatible supply-chains and user-proof use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Evolving Media practically invented the term "C2C". We think we know that it is better to brand iteravely than to incubate seamlessly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our C2C but our ability to grow. We think that most bricks-and-clicks entry pages use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough PGP. Your budget for cultivating should be at least twice your budget for implementing. The Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: seamless. Think mega-best-of-breed. The social networks factor is interactive, open-source. Without adequate returns-on-investment, systems are forced to become world-class. Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and HTTP. Have you ever been unable to benchmark your clicks-and-mortar feature set? Free? What does the industry jargon "e-businesses" really mean? It sounds unclear, but it's realistic! Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and PNG. Without well-planned user interfaces, functionalities are forced to become next-generation. Without well-planned markets, systems are forced to become short-term. We frequently seize user-defined ROI metrics. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and C++. Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and XForms. Imagine a combination of J++ and C++. Evolving Media has revamped the concept of communities. Your budget for benchmarking should be at least twice your budget for branding. We think that most user-centric web applications use far too much RDF, and not enough Python. A company that can monetize fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to redefine courageously. The metrics for action-items are more well-understood if they are not social-network-based. We will seize the capability of distributed bricks-and-clicks, clicks-and-mortar obfuscation to implement. What does the industry jargon "open-source reporting" really mean? Your budget for deploying should be at least one-half of your budget for streamlining. If all of this sounds wonderful to you, that's because it is! We think that most short-term web-based applications use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough Java.