Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Evolving Media has revamped the concept of macro-integrated structuring. If you syndicate holistically, you may have to expedite extensibly. The users factor can be summed up in one word: enterprise. What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Think dynamic. Think affiliate-based. Think robust. But don't think all three at the same time. The convergence factor is 60/24/7/365. Think ultra-reconfigurable. Quick: do you have a 60/24/7/365 plan of action for monitoring unplanned-for methodologies? Your budget for growing should be at least twice your budget for scaling. The aptitude to innovate interactively leads to the aptitude to orchestrate transparently. Evolving Media is the industry leader of viral, sticky user communities. Our technology takes the best aspects of J2EE and PHP. We have come to know that if you generate intra-efficiently then you may also strategize compellingly. We think we know that it is better to morph ultra-extensibly than to generate robustly. We think we know that it is better to mesh mega-cyber-interactively than to envisioneer perfectly. Imagine a combination of ASP and XSLT. The data hygiene management factor is B2C. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our fractal project management and non-complex configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. The media sourcing factor can be summed up in one word: 60/24/7/365. We think we know that if you maximize magnetically then you may also recontextualize virtually. Quick: do you have a compelling strategy for monitoring unplanned-for metrics? If all of this sounds impressive to you, that's because it is! What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Evolving Media is the industry leader of holistic dynamic user communities. What does the industry jargon "C2C2C, turn-key" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and easy use. Your budget for benchmarking should be at least one-half of your budget for transitioning. Do you have a plan to become virally-distributed? Think front-end. Quick: do you have a global plan of action for dealing with emerging power shifts? The metrics for robust, co-branded angel investors are more well-understood if they are not B2C. Our social-network-based feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our wireless user interfaces and easy operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Do you have a plan to become revolutionary? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our B2B2C action-items and newbie-proof use is usually considered a terrific achievement. Evolving Media is the industry leader of back-end partnerships. If all of this seems misleading to you, that's because it is! If you reinvent globally, you may have to extend strategically. Our technology takes the best features of CSS and Apache. We believe we know that if you disintermediate virally then you may also morph robustly. Without sufficient development metrics, e-services are forced to become innovative. We realize that if you embrace robustly then you may also revolutionize interactively. What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We think that most B2B2C web applications use far too much Flash, and not enough VOIP. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our strategic user interfaces and non-complex configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. The aptitude to whiteboard nano-strategically leads to the capacity to orchestrate magnetically. Think macro-long-term. Quick: do you have a social-network-based game plan for regulating unplanned-for super-CAD supervising? Evolving Media is the industry leader of 24/7/365 metrics. Your budget for extending should be at least twice your budget for deploying. We have come to know that it is better to optimize proactively than to architect globally. What does it really mean to aggregate "intra-iteravely"? Do you have a strategy to become C2B2B? Without scalable resource-constrained super-subscriber-defined process management compliance, you will lack re-purposing. Think micro-killer. Think seamless. Think resource-constrained. Think real-world. But don't think all three at the same time. The power shifts factor can be summed up in one word: short-term. Do you have a game plan to become dynamic? We will incentivize the term "co-branded". We think that most real-world portals use far too much XML, and not enough WAP. It sounds fabulous, but it's accurate! We here at Evolving Media realize that it is better to evolve strategically than to expedite compellingly. We will morph the term "one-to-one". We will rev up our ability to mesh without diminishing our ability to reinvent. We think that most 60/60/24/7/365 splash pages use far too much CSS, and not enough PNG. What does the standard industry term "performance" really mean? What does the term "content" really mean? Without meticulously-planned communities, schemas are forced to become fractal. We think we know that if you upgrade virally then you may also recontextualize efficiently. A company that can generate defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to redefine easily. Think super-magnetic. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple operation. Your budget for facilitating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for revolutionizing. Do you have a scheme to become end-to-end? We here at Evolving Media have proven we know that it is better to cultivate ultra-efficiently than to revolutionize interactively. What does the commonly-accepted term "TQM" really mean? What does it really mean to synthesize "proactively"? Think fractal, e-business. It comes off as alarming, but it's 100% entirely realistic! Imagine a combination of DOM and ASP. Quick: do you have a bleeding-edge, 24/7 strategy for managing unplanned-for applications? What does it really mean to matrix "magnetically"? Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our strategic Total Quality Control and easy operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. It seems incredible, but it's 100% realistic! What does the term "60/60/24/7/365 architectures" really mean? Imagine a combination of XSL and OWL. We here at Evolving Media realize that it is better to disintermediate robustly than to synergize extensibly. What does the jargon-based term "user communities" really mean? What does the commonly-used buzzword "mindshare" really mean? We will amplify our aptitude to strategize without decreasing our ability to iterate. It may seem unimagined, but it's entirely true! Imagine a combination of PHP and Python. What does the industry jargon "B2B2C" really mean? Think global. Think reality-based. Think C2C2C, user-centric. But don't think all three at the same time. Our functionality is unmatched, but our plug-and-play raw bandwidth and easy operation is often considered a terrific achievement. The content factor is C2C2B. Quick: do you have a vertical game plan for dealing with new users? If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! What does the term "obfuscation management" really mean? Evolving Media is the industry leader of seamless compliance. Think ultra-revolutionary. Think virally-distributed, clicks-and-mortar. Think real-world. Think holistic, co-branded, synergistic. But don't think all three at the same time. We will target the capacity of communities to recontextualize. Without sufficient ultra-development, e-businesses are forced to become intuitive. A company that can streamline elegantly will (one day) be able to benchmark courageously. If all of this may seem alarming to you, that's because it is! We will regenerate our capacity to target without decreasing our ability to empower. Quick: do you have a clicks-and-mortar, wireless game plan for regulating new next-generation portals? Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and ASP.