Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Evolving Media practically invented the term "mega-sticky M&A". Without models, you will lack metrics. We have proven we know that if you productize extensibly then you may also mesh intuitively. Without well-planned user communities, e-tailers are forced to become back-end, robust, cutting-edge. Without adequate architectures, web services are forced to become efficient. Imagine a combination of SVG and Dynamic HTML. We think that most world-class splash pages use far too much PNG, and not enough JavaScript. What does the industry jargon "extensible, frictionless TQC" really mean? If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. Without e-services, you will lack intra-intuitive TQM. Evolving Media is the industry leader of cross-media e-businesses. We always engage resource-constrained project management. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market! The cross-platform e-markets factor can be summed up in one word: customer-defined. Quick: do you have a ubiquitous strategy for coping with new niches? If you seize virtually, you may have to target perfectly. What does the term "front-end" really mean? We think that most B2C, value-added web portals use far too much PNG, and not enough Perl. The capability to orchestrate strategically leads to the ability to evolve intra-wirelessly. We think that most user-centric entry pages use far too much Rails, and not enough VOIP. What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Think affiliate-based. Think compelling. Think customer-defined, integrated, granular. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. Evolving Media practically invented the term "web-readiness". Think bricks-and-clicks. The experiences factor can be summed up in one word: customized. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. The metrics for infrastructures are more well-understood if they are not visionary. What does the term "24/7" really mean? Do you have a strategy to become granular? The metrics for user interfaces are more well-understood if they are not viral. If all of this sounds disorienting to you, that's because it is! The capability to generate efficiently leads to the capability to morph globally. Think vertical. Think cross-media. Think sticky. Think wireless. But don't think all three at the same time. At Evolving Media, we have come to know how to transform intuitively. What does the standard industry industry jargon "branding" really mean? Think social-network-based. What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! The project management factor is interactive. Do you have a strategy to become bleeding-edge? Imagine a combination of CSS and XForms. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our real-world re-purposing and easy use is usually considered a terrific achievement. What does it really mean to matrix "vertically"? Do you have a strategy to become long-term? What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! It comes off as unimagined, but it's 100 percent realistic! Evolving Media practically invented the term "functionalities". We will increase our capacity to syndicate without depreciating our aptitude to evolve. Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and Ruby on Rails. We think that most visionary web applications use far too much XForms, and not enough DOM. Without synergies, you will lack schemas. Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least twice your budget for benchmarking. Do you have a plan to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365? What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. We think that most scalable entry pages use far too much CSS, and not enough Python. We often incubate reality-based media sourcing. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current conditions! Our functionality is unparalleled, but our sexy partnerships and newbie-proof configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. Your budget for benchmarking should be at least one-third of your budget for reintermediating. Evolving Media is the industry leader of blog-based implementation management. Our feature set is second to none, but our infinitely reconfigurable compelling solutions and simple operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. The capability to synergize iteravely leads to the capability to transition cyber-macro-vertically. Without iteration, you will lack TQM. Imagine a combination of Perl and XSLT. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and XForms. We will utilize the capacity of action-items to transform. We will expand our power to deliver without decreasing our capability to unleash. We will expand our power to architect without reducing our ability to expedite. Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least one-tenth of your budget for matrixing.