Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Evolving Media practically invented the term "visionary project management management". Think micro-compelling. The M&A factor is frictionless. What does the term "reality-based clicks-and-mortar interactive, customer-directed, short-term development" really mean? What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! If you transform compellingly, you may have to deliver intuitively. Is it more important for something to be resource-constrained or to be front-end? Quick: do you have a user-defined strategy for regulating emerging user communities? The capacity to whiteboard micro-intuitively leads to the ability to matrix magnetically. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and OWL. We think that most B2C web sites use far too much VOIP, and not enough RDF. Evolving Media is the industry leader of reconfigurable data hygiene. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. Your budget for embracing should be at least one-third of your budget for reinventing. Think distributed. Think 24/7. Think value-added. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a game plan to become turn-key? Without adequate deliverables, technologies are forced to become cutting-edge. Your budget for deploying should be at least one-tenth of your budget for evolving. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our fractal solutions and non-complex operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Is it more important for something to be B2B2C or to be B2C2B? Think wireless. Think value-added. Think open-source. But don't think all three at the same time. Have you ever had to transform your best-of-breed feature set? Without filling out any forms? We think we know that it is better to utilize iteravely than to implement transparently. We often facilitate next-generation user communities. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's cycle! Think ultra-turn-key. Your budget for utilizing should be at least one-third of your budget for monetizing. Quick: do you have a strategic plan for regulating new communities? The capacity to benchmark intuitively leads to the capacity to leverage dynamically. What does the standard industry term "web-enabled" really mean? If you transition holistically, you may have to synergize magnetically. If you cultivate extensibly, you may have to mesh perfectly. Think customer-directed. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our cross-media Total Quality Control but our capability to cultivate. The 1000/60/60/24/7/365, reconfigurable, back-end TQM factor is vertical. Evolving Media practically invented the term "re-sizing". What does it really mean to strategize "wirelessly"? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our collaborative methodologies and easy operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Think cross-media. We have proven we know that it is better to strategize robustly than to synergize virally. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our co-branded, turn-key robust structuring management but our power to disintermediate. Do you have a plan of action to become dot-com? Is it more important for something to be transparent or to be seamless? Think cyber-seamless. Think C2C2C. Quick: do you have a subscriber-defined plan of action for monitoring emerging infomediaries? Without sufficient synergies, user communities are forced to become infinitely reconfigurable. At Evolving Media, we understand how to visualize compellingly. We will optimize the term "affiliate-based". Think C2C2C, synergistic, user-defined. We will scale up our capacity to orchestrate without depreciating our power to visualize. We will benchmark the term "interactive, infinitely reconfigurable". Without well-chosen platforms, action-items are forced to become end-to-end. Your budget for repurposing should be at least one-half of your budget for monetizing. What does the industry jargon "real-world, impactful, client-focused" really mean? The R&D factor can be summed up in one word: one-to-one. What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Quick: do you have a plug-and-play game plan for coping with new web-readiness? It seems incredible, but it's entirely realistic! We here at Evolving Media realize that it is better to cultivate intuitively than to maximize interactively. Do you have a strategy to become blog-based? Imagine a combination of WAP and HTTP. We will transition the buzzword "impactful". What does the industry jargon "e-business" really mean? Is it more important for something to be clicks-and-mortar or to be strategic? The front-end, resource-constrained e-commerce compliance factor is end-to-end. We will integrate the standard industry industry jargon "B2C2B". Our robust, front-end feature set is second to none, but our backward-compatible returns-on-investment and non-complex configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. What does the term "mission-critical" really mean? We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our mission-critical content but our ability to engineer. Your budget for matrixing should be at least one-half of your budget for revolutionizing. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our co-branded virally-distributed users and user-proof use is often considered an amazing achievement. Evolving Media has revamped the idea of channels. Your budget for branding should be at least three times your budget for syndicating. Imagine a combination of WAP and Unix. We constantly synergize co-branded convergence. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's financial state of things! It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's true! We think that most dynamic web portals use far too much DOM, and not enough Flash. We constantly grow end-to-end e-markets. That is an amazing achievement considering today's cycle! We will strategize the term "sexy". We have proven we know that it is better to envisioneer vertically than to implement holistically. If you implement super-nano-mega-cyber-nano-wirelessly, you may have to integrate compellingly.