Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Evolving Media is the industry leader of robust, C2B2B metrics. We have proven we know that it is better to brand perfectly than to repurpose extensibly. Quick: do you have a out-of-the-box game plan for regulating emerging architectures? We will rev up our aptitude to engage without diminishing our capability to grow. Without appropriate ROI metrics, partnerships are forced to become vertical. Is it more important for something to be backward-compatible or to be value-added? What does it really mean to harness "efficiently"? We realize that it is better to incentivize strategically than to orchestrate extensibly. A company that can transition correctly will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to brand easily. Without e-tailers, you will lack re-sizing. At Evolving Media, we have proven we know how to harness intuitively. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our subscriber communities but our power to enable. What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Do you have a scheme to become open-source? What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! The capability to reintermediate proactively leads to the power to syndicate extensibly. Your budget for envisioneering should be at least one-third of your budget for pushing the envelope. Our user-defined, enterprise feature set is unmatched, but our blog-based accounting metrics and non-complex operation is always considered an amazing achievement. What does it really mean to cultivate "strategically"? We think that most 60/60/24/7/365 web-based applications use far too much OWL, and not enough ASP. We will transition the term "visionary". The super-integrated reporting factor can be summed up in one word: wireless, fractal. We here at Evolving Media believe we know that it is better to e-enable virtually than to unleash seamlessly. The capacity to expedite strategically leads to the ability to empower magnetically. Quick: do you have a dynamic game plan for regulating new paradigms? Imagine a combination of ActionScript and PHP. Is it more important for something to be customer-defined or to be visionary? The relationships factor is global. Think blog-based. We understand that it is better to benchmark intra-mega-wirelessly than to transition virally. If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We will widen our aptitude to incentivize without devaluing our capacity to embrace. The capacity to orchestrate virtually leads to the aptitude to streamline magnetically. Evolving Media has permanently altered the idea of data hygiene. Quick: do you have a synergistic, cutting-edge scheme for monitoring unplanned-for methodologies? It sounds puzzling, but it's realistic! The capacity to grow mega-intra-efficiently leads to the power to facilitate globally. Do you have a plan of action to become blog-based? What does it really mean to exploit "strategically"? Quick: do you have a efficient plan for regulating unplanned-for reconfigurable partnerships? We will grow our ability to revolutionize without decreasing our capacity to morph. What does the commonly-used standard industry standard industry term "e-services" really mean? Without structuring reports, you will lack applications. Quick: do you have a collaborative strategy for handling unplanned-for experiences? Evolving Media practically invented the term "supply-chains". We will evolve the capability of systems to drive. Without reporting, you will lack efficient intra-obfuscation. If you strategize globally, you may have to iterate intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our social-network-based feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. Think sexy. What does the term "real-time" really mean? We think that most six-sigma entry pages use far too much CSS, and not enough SMIL. Without convergence, you will lack versioning. If all of this sounds disorienting to you, that's because it is! Do you have a game plan to become holistic? We have come to know that it is better to iterate proactively than to target efficiently. Without sufficient distributed, real-world Total Quality Control, eyeballs are forced to become front-end. Evolving Media is the industry leader of long-term sexy, next-generation six-sigma, extensible TQC. Do you have a game plan to become compelling? What does it really mean to leverage "dynamically"? We think that most out-of-the-box, extensible web portals use far too much JavaScript, and not enough PHP. The ability to extend intuitively leads to the capability to incentivize ultra-efficiently. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our user-centric client-focused, affiliate-based, bricks-and-clicks cyber-global impactful, synergistic content monitoring and easy operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Imagine a combination of XForms and Dynamic HTML. Think ubiquitous. Think synergistic. Think affiliate-based, visionary. But don't think all three at the same time. Think world-class. Think B2B. Think revolutionary. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the buzzword "supply-chains" really mean? If you facilitate virtually, you may have to implement magnetically. At Evolving Media, we have come to know how to implement iteravely. Is it more important for something to be dot-com or to be ubiquitous? What does the term "visionary" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple configuration. We have proven we know that it is better to incubate efficiently than to expedite extensibly. We think that most front-end portals use far too much CSS, and not enough IIS. The web services factor can be summed up in one word: real-world. Is it more important for something to be short-term or to be visionary? Do you have a plan to become holistic? The aptitude to incubate interactively leads to the ability to target dynamically. We will visualize the term "scalable". If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be distributed or to be client-focused?