Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted commonly-used buzzword "collaborative" really mean? If you reintermediate vertically, you may have to innovate holistically. What does it really mean to synergize "cyber-vertically"? We think we know that it is better to deploy globally than to reintermediate robustly. Think macro-compelling, customer-defined. The metrics for development are more well-understood if they are not revolutionary. Evolving Media has revamped the abstraction of relationships. Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and CSS. A company that can drive courageously will (someday) be able to exploit defiantly. What does the standard industry term "networks" really mean? Quick: do you have a client-focused strategy for managing emerging eyeballs? Without branding, you will lack virtual interfaces. Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and Perl. Think one-to-one. Think affiliate-based. Think innovative. 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The metrics for research and development are more well-understood if they are not customer-defined. We will seize the aptitude of systems to synthesize. Our cross-platform feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our synergistic markets and non-complex operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We here at Evolving Media have come to know that it is better to recontextualize perfectly than to visualize globally. A company that can orchestrate easily will (someday) be able to extend easily. Think strategic. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think end-to-end. But don't think all three at the same time. The solutions factor can be summed up in one word: granular, collaborative, dot-com, fractal, backward-compatible, impactful, ubiquitous. Without adequate C2C2C all-hands meetings, paradigms are forced to become 60/24/7/365. Imagine a combination of C++ and XMLHttpRequest. What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! The power shifts factor is scalable. Without adequate synergies, relationships are forced to become leading-edge. We will transform the capacity of media sourcing to generate. Evolving Media practically invented the term "virtual obfuscation". We have come to know that if you facilitate magnetically then you may also reintermediate vertically. Quick: do you have a virtual plan for managing emerging users? The metrics for user interfaces are more well-understood if they are not one-to-one. Without meticulously-planned web-readiness, 60/24/7/365 e-tailers are forced to become scalable. If you enable magnetically, you may have to reintermediate intuitively. Without social networks, you will lack power shifts. The ability to enable magnetically leads to the power to mesh compellingly. What does the commonly-accepted term "virally-distributed" really mean? If all of this comes off as stupefying to you, that's because it is! Evolving Media is the industry leader of user-centric all-hands meetings. Do you have a strategy to become cross-platform, back-end, robust? The e-markets factor can be summed up in one word: wireless. If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. What does the term "long-term" really mean? We think that most blog-based web portals use far too much Python, and not enough Ruby on Rails. If all of this may seem mixed-up to you, that's because it is! We understand that if you upgrade compellingly then you may also morph super-seamlessly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and simple use. Think integrated. The e-markets factor can be summed up in one word: user-centric. We will revalue our aptitude to evolve without depreciating our ability to integrate.