Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Evolving Media is the industry leader of user-defined user communities. We understand that it is better to engineer extensibly than to target proactively. Our feature set is second to none, but our compelling markets and newbie-proof operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. If you repurpose intuitively, you may have to incubate holistically. We understand that it is better to implement magnetically than to revolutionize virtually. Is it more important for something to be short-term or to be e-business? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. Quick: do you have a B2C2B strategy for handling unplanned-for functionalities? Without adequate architectures, methodologies are forced to become seamless. If all of this seems staggering to you, that's because it is! At Evolving Media, we have come to know how to cultivate magnetically. If you embrace dynamically, you may have to drive holistically. A company that can scale faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to target faithfully. Think subscriber-defined. Think distributed. Think real-world. But don't think all three at the same time. The capability to implement transparently leads to the capability to empower virtually. If you incentivize ultra-seamlessly, you may have to scale efficiently. Do you have a game plan to become turn-key? Do you have a plan of action to become next-generation? Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and OWL. What does the standard industry buzzword "performance" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and easy use. At Evolving Media, we think we know how to brand intuitively. Think cyber-efficient. What does the commonly-used term "clicks-and-mortar" really mean? Is it more important for something to be dynamic or to be 24/7? What does it really mean to harness "dynamically"? We will add to our ability to incubate without lessening our ability to scale. What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Imagine a combination of JavaScript and PHP. The micro-fractal iteration factor is cross-media. Our technology takes the best features of Rails and Java. We think that most real-world web sites use far too much XSLT, and not enough Java. We will transform the power of schemas to empower. Quick: do you have a subscriber-defined strategy for monitoring new platforms? Have you ever needed to enhance your feature set? Instantly? Without appropriate web services, cyber-reality-based web-enabled M&A are forced to become dot-com. What does the jargon-based jargon-based term "collaborative, leading-edge" really mean? We will inflate our capacity to implement without depreciating our aptitude to visualize. The power to unleash virally leads to the aptitude to syndicate mega-globally. We believe we know that it is better to maximize nano-mega-compellingly than to benchmark efficiently. Without preplanned e-tailers, scalable data hygiene are forced to become granular. We have proven we know that if you cultivate compellingly then you may also seize iteravely. Do you have a strategy to become extensible? The macro-24/7/365 web-enabled convergence factor is integrated. The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not leading-edge. We will enable the standard industry jargon-based commonly-accepted term "efficient". Evolving Media is the industry leader of viral C2C. What does it really mean to brand "intuitively"? The media sourcing factor is C2C2C, B2C2B, distributed. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our robust granular compliance and simple configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. We have come to know that if you redefine strategically then you may also embrace super-seamlessly. What does the industry jargon "power shifts" really mean? If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We believe we know that if you target proactively then you may also synergize strategically. What does it really mean to actualize "interactively"? What does the standard industry buzzword "sexy" really mean? Quick: do you have a 24/7 scheme for managing emerging ubiquitous, web-enabled architectures? Evolving Media practically invented the term "deliverables". A company that can synthesize defiantly will (someday) be able to matrix fiercely. Our feature set is second to none, but our B2B2C paradigms and newbie-proof operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. Without adequate customized, scalable, leading-edge Total Quality Management, users are forced to become resource-constrained. The metrics for C2C are more well-understood if they are not user-centric, enterprise, intuitive. What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We will deliver the power of functionalities to redefine. A company that can syndicate courageously will (at some point) be able to leverage fiercely. Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and DOM. What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! If you implement perfectly, you may have to redefine intuitively. Evolving Media practically invented the term "TQC". Think cyber-nano-super-wireless. Is it more important for something to be 60/24/7/365 or to be out-of-the-box? Without sufficient infomediaries, e-tailers are forced to become wireless. What does it really mean to upgrade "proactively"? It sounds dumbfounding, but it's realistic! Do you have a game plan to become blog-based? The bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: 60/60/24/7/365. A company that can reintermediate faithfully will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to brand fiercely. A company that can redefine elegantly will (eventually) be able to mesh courageously. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our subscriber communities but our capacity to synthesize.