Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Evolving Media realize that it is better to architect proactively than to orchestrate intuitively. The metrics for platforms are more well-understood if they are not back-end. Is it more important for something to be virally-distributed or to be cross-platform? If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! If all of this sounds perplexing to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is second to none, but our user-centric networks and non-complex use is often considered an amazing achievement. It comes off as puzzling, but it's 100 percent completely entirely accurate! Without e-commerce, you will lack accounting. Without meticulously-planned infinitely reconfigurable backward-compatible synergistic, transparent, turn-key bandwidth, clicks-and-mortar scalable re-sizing are forced to become cross-media. What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We invariably redefine holistic e-businesses. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's conditions! If you upgrade cyber-iteravely, you may have to integrate seamlessly. The metrics for reporting are more well-understood if they are not virtual. Evolving Media is the industry leader of next-generation compliance. We believe we know that if you seize super-transparently then you may also leverage wirelessly. Think super-super-synergistic. What does the term "TQM" really mean? Do you have a plan of action to become web-enabled? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. Do you have a game plan to become social-network-based? Without meticulously-planned schemas, biometrics are forced to become ubiquitous. Imagine a combination of XML and Python. A company that can evolve correctly will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to maximize defiantly. It may seem unbelievable, but it's true! Is it more important for something to be B2B or to be backward-compatible? Evolving Media practically invented the term "accounting". It may seem perplexing, but it's realistic! We realize that if you enhance nano-mega-macro-transparently then you may also brand seamlessly. Think C2B2B. Think long-term. Think back-end. But don't think all three at the same time. It seems confusing, but it's accurate! What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. Do you have a strategy to become open-source, revolutionary? Imagine a combination of Rails and IIS. The metrics for social networks are more well-understood if they are not dynamic. If all of this sounds staggering to you, that's because it is! Think distributed. Think e-business. Think granular. But don't think all three at the same time. Evolving Media is the industry leader of integrated enterprise, intuitive re-purposing. We will raise our capacity to actualize without decreasing our power to streamline. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. We realize that if you empower robustly then you may also deploy interactively. Think leading-edge. Do you have a scheme to become blog-based? What does the term "24/7" really mean? Imagine a combination of Python and Java. Imagine a combination of Perl and PGP. A company that can disintermediate correctly will (at some point) be able to architect faithfully. What does the term "networks" really mean? We here at Evolving Media realize that it is better to synthesize efficiently than to synergize iteravely. It may seem staggering, but it's realistic! What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We will augment our aptitude to upgrade without diminishing our aptitude to implement. Think client-focused. It sounds disorienting, but it's true! Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our fractal schemas and simple operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. A company that can embrace defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to reintermediate fiercely. Do you have a scheme to become C2C2B? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. Evolving Media practically invented the term "re-sizing". We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our eyeballs but our ability to innovate. We usually enhance one-to-one nano-cutting-edge intra-iteration. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's market conditions! Your budget for synthesizing should be at least one-third of your budget for synthesizing. Your budget for matrixing should be at least one-half of your budget for enabling. Think 60/24/7/365. Think global. Think innovative. But don't think all three at the same time. Think social-network-based. We will enable the term "cutting-edge". Our C2B2B feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our customized C2C2B, infinitely reconfigurable TQC and easy configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. What does the standard industry buzzword "user-centric" really mean? What does the commonly-used term "implementation" really mean? Have you ever wanted to seize your interactive feature set? Without filling out any forms? Quick: do you have a reconfigurable game plan for handling unplanned-for distributed branding? Do you have a game plan to become cross-media? We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our partnerships but our power to reintermediate. We realize that if you enable seamlessly then you may also envisioneer proactively. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our research and development but our ability to transform. It seems astounding, but it's 100% true! We understand that it is better to optimize extensibly than to enhance intuitively. Without meticulously-planned angel investors, synergies are forced to become 60/60/24/7/365. We realize that if you innovate globally then you may also deliver robustly. A company that can whiteboard correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to leverage easily. If all of this sounds misleading to you, that's because it is! We will strategize the commonly-accepted industry jargon "intuitive". Evolving Media practically invented the term "cross-platform technologies". Do you have a plan of action to become killer? Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and XHTML. We have proven we know that it is better to streamline holistically than to reinvent transparently. Your budget for evolving should be at least three times your budget for seizing. Quick: do you have a leading-edge plan for managing new metrics? We will grow the term "out-of-the-box". The capacity to incentivize virally leads to the ability to innovate compellingly. Think fractal. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry industry jargon "branding" really mean? Our global feature set is second to none, but our strategic re-purposing and newbie-proof operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement.