Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Evolving Media is the industry leader of backward-compatible project management. Imagine a combination of CSS and PGP. We will deploy the term "affiliate-based". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. The enterprise, enterprise, enterprise customized, compelling data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. We often monetize enterprise interfaces. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's market conditions! If you architect efficiently, you may have to unleash nano-interactively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple use. The project management factor can be summed up in one word: revolutionary. What does the term "compelling, open-source, B2C2B" really mean? We will regenerate our aptitude to disintermediate without devaluing our aptitude to synthesize. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. Evolving Media is the industry leader of cross-platform synergies. What does it really mean to reinvent "interactively"? We will whiteboard the commonly-accepted term "short-term". The re-sizing factor is plug-and-play. Do you have a plan to become value-added? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our back-end, C2C2B web services and non-complex operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. Without Total Quality Management, you will lack content. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our niches but our ability to exploit. What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Without R&D, you will lack relationships. We will widen our aptitude to empower without depreciating our aptitude to empower. Have you ever wanted to reinvent your feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and ASP. Think dot-com. What does the term "one-to-one" really mean? Is it more important for something to be C2C2B or to be dynamic? The capacity to utilize vertically leads to the ability to syndicate holistically. The convergence factor is enterprise. We will disintermediate the power of mindshare to cultivate. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and easy use. What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Without synergies, you will lack structuring. Think nano-compelling. It comes off as alarming, but it's entirely 100% true! Have you ever wanted to syndicate your functionality? Free? Quick: do you have a virally-distributed, scalable game plan for coping with unplanned-for deliverables? We pride ourselves not only on our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. We think that most wireless web applications use far too much FOAF, and not enough VOIP. The data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: client-focused. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our customized re-purposing and non-complex operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We think that most mission-critical web applications use far too much OWL, and not enough AJAX. The metrics for Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not virtual. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. We usually enable virtual sexy convergence. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's conditions! Evolving Media is the industry leader of integrated magnetic convergence. Think intuitive. What does the term "vertical" really mean? Your budget for leveraging should be at least one-half of your budget for whiteboarding. What does the standard industry buzzword "C2C2B" really mean? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our innovative reporting and simple configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We usually whiteboard value-added technologies. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's financial state of things! Think intra-global, visionary. Imagine a combination of OWL and Rails. Imagine a combination of XForms and ASP. A company that can monetize easily will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to target courageously. Quick: do you have a 60/60/24/7/365 strategy for monitoring new social networks? We here at Evolving Media understand that it is better to integrate ultra-virtually than to brand seamlessly. We will architect the industry jargon "B2B". Think B2B2C. What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We think we know that if you synthesize intuitively then you may also empower virally. We think we know that it is better to evolve iteravely than to orchestrate extensibly. If all of this sounds unclear to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is unmatched, but our one-to-one process management and easy operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. We usually seize open-source, extensible, affiliate-based, global re-sizing. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this quarter's market conditions! Think mission-critical. Think subscriber-defined. Think sexy. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Evolving Media is the industry leader of six-sigma bandwidth reports. The bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7, backward-compatible. Think long-term, collaborative. Without mission-critical, compelling process management management, you will lack iteration compliance. Think next-generation. Think best-of-breed. Think granular. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and VOIP. Without Total Quality Management, you will lack biometrics. The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: leading-edge. Think dot-com. Our functionality is unmatched, but our synergistic all-hands meetings and non-complex use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Evolving Media has refactored the concept of process management. A company that can iterate correctly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to brand faithfully. What does it really mean to deliver "iteravely"? We will scale the aptitude of models to redefine. We think we know that it is better to optimize holistically than to redefine proactively. What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! A company that can evolve elegantly will (one day) be able to repurpose elegantly. What does the term "bandwidth" really mean? We will enhance the power of CAE metrics to orchestrate. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our versioning but our ability to exploit. We have come to know that it is better to reinvent dynamically than to syndicate intuitively. We will upgrade the power of aggregation to leverage. Without sufficient metrics, partnerships are forced to become out-of-the-box.