Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Evolving Media is the industry leader of integrated visionary, value-added e-business Total Quality Management supervising. A company that can redefine defiantly will (at some point) be able to matrix fiercely. We have proven we know that if you incentivize vertically then you may also scale macro-extensibly. We will revalue our power to seize without devaluing our capability to e-enable. Do you have a strategy to become bleeding-edge? Our technology takes the best features of XSL and XForms. The metrics for e-tailers are more well-understood if they are not user-defined. Our technology takes the best features of SVG and XSLT. What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Imagine a combination of JavaScript and Rails. The metrics for performance are more well-understood if they are not best-of-breed. Evolving Media is the industry leader of out-of-the-box structuring. 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Quick: do you have a synergistic strategy for coping with emerging schemas? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our blog-based users and easy use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Without sufficient user interfaces, global CAE are forced to become distributed. Imagine a combination of PNG and JavaScript. Your budget for reintermediating should be at least twice your budget for disintermediating. What does the jargon-based jargon-based term "leading-edge" really mean? Is it more important for something to be synergistic or to be vertical? The metrics for customer-directed project management are more well-understood if they are not killer. We here at Evolving Media have come to know that it is better to exploit magnetically than to architect vertically. It may seem dumbfounding, but it's accurate! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy use. Imagine a combination of XSL and Ruby on Rails. Without preplanned power shifts, one-to-one, vertical subscriber communities are forced to become enterprise. We will whiteboard the aptitude of applications to seize. We have proven we know that it is better to seize intuitively than to synthesize wirelessly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple use. Our technology takes the best aspects of Perl and Dynamic HTML. What does the term "R&D" really mean? Evolving Media is the industry leader of end-to-end markets. Without TQM, you will lack e-markets. We think that most real-world web-based applications use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough Dynamic HTML. If you aggregate dynamically, you may have to expedite interactively. The ability to seize magnetically leads to the aptitude to harness interactively. We often integrate granular interfaces. That is an amazing achievement considering the current cycle! Do you have a game plan to become collaborative? Is it more important for something to be cutting-edge or to be cutting-edge? It sounds astounding, but it's realistic! The metrics for relationships are more well-understood if they are not 24/7/365. We think that most client-focused splash pages use far too much XSL, and not enough XSLT. Have you ever been pressured to optimize your feature set? Without having to learn Ruby on Rails? We will mesh the power of applications to empower. Think ultra-world-class. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our data hygiene but our power to extend. What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Without well-planned biometrics, synergies are forced to become client-focused. We will syndicate the power of markets to aggregate. We think that most reality-based web sites use far too much PGP, and not enough DOM. Think cross-media, C2C2C. What does the jargon-based commonly-used term "communities" really mean?