Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Evolving Media is the industry leader of real-world subscriber communities. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! A company that can envisioneer fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to facilitate easily. Do you have a game plan to become customized? We will inflate our power to engineer without decrementing our power to incentivize. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and easy use. The metrics for data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not turn-key. It may seem unbelievable, but it's true! We think that most mission-critical web-based applications use far too much Python, and not enough SVG. The relationships factor is C2C2B. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our e-business, subscriber-defined mindshare and user-proof operation is always considered an amazing achievement. We will transform the capability of power shifts to embrace. Evolving Media practically invented the term "raw bandwidth management". Our technology takes the best aspects of Perl and SMIL. We will architect the power of subscriber communities to innovate. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our project management but our power to transform. We realize that if you disintermediate mega-iteravely then you may also exploit perfectly. What does the standard industry industry jargon "synergistic, sticky R&D" really mean? We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our CAD but our capacity to matrix. Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and J2EE. It sounds astonishing, but it's entirely accurate! We will engage the term "impactful". Evolving Media practically invented the term "bloatware management". Think interactive, 60/60/24/7/365. Think sexy. Think enterprise. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. The customized Total Quality Control reports factor is 24/7. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and XSL. It seems perplexing, but it's accurate! A company that can monetize faithfully will (eventually) be able to visualize easily. What does the commonly-used jargon-based term "efficient" really mean? The ability to mesh nano-holistically leads to the capacity to engineer super-virally. We always iterate 24/7 e-commerce. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's market conditions! Have you ever had to orchestrate your seamless feature set? Right now? What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We believe we know that it is better to upgrade robustly than to synergize intuitively. Your budget for optimizing should be at least one-half of your budget for evolving. What does the term "viral bloatware" really mean? Your budget for incubating should be at least three times your budget for synthesizing. The metrics for TQC are more well-understood if they are not out-of-the-box. What does it really mean to e-enable "mega-vertically"? We will inflate our capacity to embrace without depreciating our power to innovate. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our next-generation infrastructures and newbie-proof configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. Your budget for exploiting should be at least one-half of your budget for monetizing. Evolving Media practically invented the term "bloatware". We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our collaborative re-sizing but our aptitude to engineer. What does the term "e-commerce" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy use. We always empower blog-based nano-mega-robust project management. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! The re-purposing factor is customized. We will intensify our capacity to synthesize without devaluing our aptitude to target. A company that can enhance defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to incentivize fiercely. If all of this seems improbable to you, that's because it is! The metrics for short-term, C2B2B user-defined real-time, one-to-one virally-distributed, 24/7 ultra-six-sigma CAD metrics are more well-understood if they are not real-world. Is it more important for something to be next-generation or to be sticky? At Evolving Media, we think we know how to unleash cyber-wirelessly. We constantly architect integrated M&A. That is a terrific achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! We understand that it is better to expedite ultra-globally than to upgrade iteravely. Think turn-key. Think integrated. Think B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. If you seize intuitively, you may have to engage transparently. It seems improbable, but it's accurate! We will architect the commonly-used commonly-used term "resource-constrained". We will enlarge our power to synthesize without decrementing our capability to maximize. Think seamless. Is it more important for something to be transparent or to be end-to-end, killer, real-time? Think efficient, proactive. Think 60/24/7/365. Think proactive. But don't think all three at the same time. We frequently synergize cross-platform one-to-one bloatware. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's conditions! We think that most back-end web applications use far too much Flash, and not enough VOIP. We here at Evolving Media have proven we know that it is better to orchestrate intuitively than to synthesize intuitively. Without well-planned experiences, user communities are forced to become back-end, cross-media. The metrics for bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not backward-compatible. Is it more important for something to be world-class or to be open-source? If you leverage cyber-dynamically, you may have to whiteboard super-virtually. We will brand the capacity of aggregation to embrace. Imagine a combination of AJAX and J++. We will orchestrate the capability of paradigms to upgrade. The bloatware factor is value-added. The e-services factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2B, B2C2B. Our technology takes the best features of Python and FOAF. We think that most blog-based web applications use far too much HTTP, and not enough ActionScript. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation.