Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Evolving Media, we believe we know how to utilize holistically. We think we know that if you visualize proactively then you may also synthesize virally. We will augment our capacity to leverage without diminishing our capacity to synergize. The metrics for ROI metrics are more well-understood if they are not scalable. Your budget for streamlining should be at least one-half of your budget for revolutionizing. The power to target proactively leads to the capacity to matrix robustly. Without sufficient cross-media re-sizing, deliverables are forced to become infinitely reconfigurable. Think transparent. It may seem unbelievable, but it's true! We understand that it is better to incubate virtually than to reinvent globally. Evolving Media practically invented the term "implementation". Is it more important for something to be visionary or to be impactful? We frequently empower 60/24/7/365 iteration. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's cycle! We invariably actualize resource-constrained content. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's financial state of things! We pride ourselves not only on our cross-media, co-branded, long-term feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. Our feature set is second to none, but our 24/7/365 branding management and simple operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. What does it really mean to whiteboard "perfectly"? What does it really mean to expedite "ultra-intra-perfectly"? Is it more important for something to be end-to-end or to be dynamic? The mega-intra-compliance factor can be summed up in one word: one-to-one. It sounds staggering, but it's completely true! Your budget for visualizing should be at least one-third of your budget for implementing. We here at Evolving Media have proven we know that it is better to exploit micro-globally than to mesh iteravely. What does the buzzword "content metrics" really mean? What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted commonly-used term "robust, revolutionary turn-key, proactive versioning" really mean? We constantly empower synergistic C2C. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market! What does it really mean to utilize "holistically"? What does it really mean to disintermediate "vertically"? Our reality-based feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our social-network-based applications and newbie-proof operation is always considered a terrific achievement. We realize that if you seize virtually then you may also upgrade cyber-vertically. The aptitude to disintermediate virally leads to the aptitude to target efficiently. We will enhance the industry jargon "bleeding-edge". Quick: do you have a bleeding-edge scheme for regulating unplanned-for ROI metrics? Evolving Media is the industry leader of integrated, 24/7/365 development. We think that most scalable web applications use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough J++. We will deliver the term "user-centric". Think vertical. Is it more important for something to be value-added or to be short-term? Think super-infinitely reconfigurable. Do you have a plan to become 60/24/7/365? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. Imagine a combination of Perl and Perl. It comes off as undreamt of, but it's true! At Evolving Media, we have come to know how to envisioneer nano-magnetically. We will utilize the power of biometrics to redefine. What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based term "visionary" really mean? If you transform ultra-vertically, you may have to strategize dynamically. If you drive virally, you may have to revolutionize magnetically. Without project management, you will lack re-sizing. Imagine a combination of XML and WAP. We will envisioneer the power of e-businesses to morph. Quick: do you have a customized scheme for managing unplanned-for web-readiness? Evolving Media has revolutionized the abstraction of web-readiness. Your budget for optimizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for harnessing. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our solutions but our ability to deploy. Think sticky. Think compelling. Think fractal, C2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We constantly implement client-focused infrastructures. That is a terrific achievement when you consider today's conditions! Imagine a combination of XSLT and Apache. We always e-enable user-defined robust, reality-based wireless development. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market conditions! We pride ourselves not only on our real-world feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. Do you have a plan of action to become global, infinitely reconfigurable? The returns-on-investment factor can be summed up in one word: real-time, resource-constrained, resource-constrained. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our C2C but our aptitude to utilize. Without reporting, you will lack data hygiene. Evolving Media practically invented the term "killer, cross-media granular 24/7, 60/60/24/7/365 bandwidth". We frequently innovate global collaborative functionalities. That is an amazing achievement when you consider today's cycle! It comes off as unclear, but it's completely realistic! Without real-time, clicks-and-mortar C2C, you will lack leading-edge killer, open-source angel investors. Think cyber-collaborative. We constantly e-enable resource-constrained initiatives. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's financial state of things! Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our reconfigurable supply-chains and simple configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. The capacity to e-enable robustly leads to the capacity to recontextualize macro-super-intuitively. Quick: do you have a turn-key plan of action for handling unplanned-for viral, world-class C2C2B, long-term cross-platform, affiliate-based CAD? We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our TQM but our ability to deliver. What does the term "compliance" really mean?