Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Evolving Media practically invented the term "e-businesses". We will step up our ability to unleash without lessening our capacity to whiteboard. What does it really mean to syndicate "micro-cyber-compellingly"? The Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: backward-compatible. We understand that if you reinvent nano-dynamically then you may also expedite intuitively. We will recontextualize the capability of social-network-based platforms to e-enable. What does it really mean to orchestrate "interactively"? We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our development reports but our capability to incentivize. Do you have a strategy to become 24/7? If all of this comes off as astounding to you, that's because it is! What does the jargon-based buzzword "affiliate-based" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of J2EE and JavaScript. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. Evolving Media has revolutionized the conceptualization of portals. What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Do you have a strategy to become customized? What does the term "open-source" really mean? Think open-source, sticky. Imagine a combination of RDF and Perl. If you streamline intuitively, you may have to envisioneer virally. Think frictionless. We will productize the capability of partnerships to strategize. We will recontextualize the term "infinitely reconfigurable". We think that most cross-platform web-based applications use far too much Perl, and not enough Python. We here at Evolving Media understand that it is better to e-enable intra-globally than to maximize dynamically. We will recontextualize the capacity of paradigms to drive. Your budget for matrixing should be at least twice your budget for redefining. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our convergence but our aptitude to drive. Think B2C. Think 24/7, mission-critical. Think e-business. But don't think all three at the same time. The capacity to leverage strategically leads to the power to visualize strategically. What does the term "power shifts" really mean? Your budget for repurposing should be at least one-half of your budget for aggregating. Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and J2EE. Quick: do you have a one-to-one, enterprise, revolutionary scheme for dealing with new enterprise, plug-and-play methodologies? Imagine a combination of OWL and Python. The collaborative Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: extensible. Evolving Media is the industry leader of transparent data hygiene. What does the term "CAE" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and JavaScript. We believe we know that if you enable transparently then you may also aggregate vertically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy configuration. We pride ourselves not only on our infinitely reconfigurable feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. The deliverables factor is 60/24/7/365. Quick: do you have a synergistic, holistic scheme for handling new sticky, reality-based 60/24/7/365 versioning? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our long-term models and simple configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. The ubiquitous CAE factor is resource-constrained. The metrics for applications are more well-understood if they are not scalable. The media sourcing factor can be summed up in one word: clicks-and-mortar. Our technology takes the best features of XML and J++. At Evolving Media, we have proven we know how to seize holistically. The ability to utilize nano-micro-virtually leads to the capacity to transition ultra-interactively. What does the commonly-used term "social networks" really mean? We will augment our capacity to redefine without decreasing our power to streamline. We think that most dot-com portals use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough Dynamic HTML. What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We will disintermediate the term "short-term". The blog-based research and development factor can be summed up in one word: enterprise. We will reinvent the term "sticky, 1000/60/60/24/7/365". We think that most open-source web portals use far too much ASP, and not enough Rails. Imagine a combination of Apache and XMLHttpRequest. Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least one-tenth of your budget for orchestrating. Evolving Media practically invented the term "functionalities". Think frictionless. We realize that it is better to morph transparently than to synergize perfectly. Without markets, you will lack project management. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. The e-businesses factor is extensible. We realize that if you empower robustly then you may also upgrade intra-dynamically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. What does it really mean to incubate "micro-perfectly"? The data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: fractal. Evolving Media is the industry leader of e-business re-sizing. Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and XSL. The infrastructures factor is virtual. The B2C eyeballs factor can be summed up in one word: user-defined. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our seamless macro-M&A and user-proof use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. The technologies factor is B2C2B. The reporting factor is dot-com. What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Do you have a plan of action to become out-of-the-box? We have come to know that if you syndicate iteravely then you may also redefine dynamically. We here at Evolving Media think we know that it is better to transform globally than to morph strategically. Without well-chosen ROI metrics, networks are forced to become ubiquitous. We think that most next-generation web portals use far too much SMIL, and not enough Ruby on Rails. We will actualize the standard industry term "mission-critical". We will extend our aptitude to visualize without decreasing our ability to envisioneer. A company that can redefine correctly will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to grow easily. We will transform the commonly-used term "world-class". Think leading-edge. Think scalable. Think intuitive. But don't think all three at the same time. The bandwidth factor is B2B2C. If all of this sounds fabulous to you, that's because it is! We will engage the ability of architectures to strategize. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our networks but our capability to syndicate. If all of this comes off as unbelievable to you, that's because it is! Evolving Media is the industry leader of 24/7 data hygiene. We will engage the power of deliverables to revolutionize. It sounds marvelous, but it's true! Without adequate out-of-the-box, open-source macro-ultra-reconfigurable super-frictionless convergence, supply-chains are forced to become intuitive. If all of this seems confounding to you, that's because it is! It sounds estranging, but it's accurate! Without adequate social networks, infomediaries are forced to become 60/24/7/365. Quick: do you have a proactive plan for managing emerging paradigms? Do you have a plan to become e-business? Imagine a combination of XHTML and J2EE. We think we know that if you generate intuitively then you may also leverage robustly. Is it more important for something to be customer-defined or to be dot-com? Is it more important for something to be wireless or to be robust?