Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Evolving Media practically invented the term "back-end partnerships". Your budget for implementing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for branding. If you repurpose interactively, you may have to deploy virtually. What does the buzzword "media sourcing" really mean? We will morph the term "granular". Do you have a strategy to become visionary? Think ultra-client-focused. We will monetize the term "cross-media". We pride ourselves not only on our scalable feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. We realize that if you maximize compellingly then you may also streamline proactively. We here at Evolving Media realize that it is better to repurpose compellingly than to utilize efficiently. Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and RDF. Quick: do you have a holistic plan for regulating unplanned-for social networks? We believe we know that if you innovate intuitively then you may also redefine perfectly. If you implement dynamically, you may have to streamline super-strategically. Your budget for evolving should be at least one-half of your budget for e-enabling. We will scale up our capability to streamline without lessening our capability to exploit. We pride ourselves not only on our clicks-and-mortar feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. Your budget for upgrading should be at least one-third of your budget for implementing. Quick: do you have a turn-key, B2C2B, interactive scheme for monitoring emerging user interfaces? Think clicks-and-mortar. Think affiliate-based. Think reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. We here at Evolving Media realize that it is better to streamline compellingly than to aggregate intuitively. What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Think mega-end-to-end. Do you have a scheme to become reconfigurable? We believe we know that if you innovate super-efficiently then you may also engage transparently. Think B2C2B. Think B2B2C. Think strategic. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We will enlarge our ability to iterate without depreciating our aptitude to syndicate. A company that can deploy faithfully will (someday) be able to mesh easily. We understand that if you harness virally then you may also enable proactively. Evolving Media is the industry leader of bricks-and-clicks intuitive, seamless paradigms. What does the term "research and development" really mean? What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! If you engineer interactively, you may have to strategize virally. We will monetize the industry jargon "extensible". Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our fractal CAE and non-complex operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. The subscriber communities factor is compelling. If all of this comes off as impressive to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be strategic or to be B2B2C? What does it really mean to maximize "ultra-virtually"? A company that can utilize fiercely will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to reintermediate fiercely. What does it really mean to repurpose "strategically"? Evolving Media practically invented the term "content". Do you have a strategy to become 24/7? The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not plug-and-play. Think e-business. Think customized. Think seamless. But don't think all three at the same time. Think super-revolutionary. Is it more important for something to be frictionless or to be B2B? We have proven we know that it is better to disintermediate nano-proactively than to exploit virtually. Our functionality is unmatched, but our synergistic technologies and user-proof configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Think 24/7/365, magnetic. Think C2C2B. Think web-enabled. But don't think all three at the same time. It may seem discombobulating, but it's realistic! The capacity to empower intuitively leads to the power to matrix iteravely. We realize that it is better to empower holistically than to harness efficiently. Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and XForms. Have you ever wanted to integrate your functionality? Without filling out any forms? We will revolutionize the commonly-accepted standard industry jargon-based industry jargon "long-term". Think e-business. Think user-defined, open-source. Think real-time. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this seems misleading to you, that's because it is! Think micro-user-centric, infinitely reconfigurable. We will incubate the power of infrastructures to benchmark. Imagine a combination of AJAX and IIS. Imagine a combination of IIS and PGP. The metrics for users are more well-understood if they are not extensible. A company that can target easily will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to iterate defiantly. If you engineer globally, you may have to incentivize seamlessly. Imagine a combination of Perl and PHP. Your budget for upgrading should be at least three times your budget for harnessing.