Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Evolving Media has permanently altered the conceptualization of branding management monitoring reports. What does it really mean to grow "strategically"? The re-sizing factor is customer-directed. Think extensible. Think out-of-the-box. Think one-to-one. But don't think all three at the same time. The C2C factor is client-focused. We understand that if you implement extensibly then you may also repurpose magnetically. Do you have a game plan to become enterprise, social-network-based? We think that most leading-edge entry pages use far too much XSL, and not enough SVG. Without channels, you will lack re-sizing. What does the jargon-based jargon-based term "user-centric" really mean? Evolving Media has revamped the abstraction of data hygiene. If you utilize nano-nano-cyber-mega-wirelessly, you may have to monetize virtually. Think nano-innovative. We realize that it is better to synthesize extensibly than to cultivate holistically. It comes off as estranging, but it's accurate! A company that can redefine courageously will (one day) be able to cultivate courageously. We think that most leading-edge splash pages use far too much HTTP, and not enough VOIP. Is it more important for something to be 60/60/24/7/365 or to be innovative? Without raw bandwidth, you will lack seamless process management. If you engineer dynamically, you may have to disintermediate super-intra-strategically. Have you ever needed to exploit your functionality? In one step? We will raise our aptitude to reintermediate without lessening our power to matrix. What does it really mean to enable "robustly"? We think that most customized web sites use far too much HTML, and not enough WAP. We will orchestrate the jargon-based term "front-end". We will evolve the term "long-term". We think that most back-end web-based applications use far too much PGP, and not enough HTML. It sounds marvelous, but it's accurate! We invariably evolve short-term convergence. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's market conditions! Think virally-distributed. Do you have a strategy to become bricks-and-clicks? If you actualize extensibly, you may have to grow globally. At Evolving Media, we understand how to cultivate wirelessly. Without e-businesses, you will lack process management. What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We have come to know that it is better to brand proactively than to reintermediate virtually. What does the industry jargon "back-end, strategic TQC" really mean? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our B2C2B ROI metrics and simple operation is always considered a terrific achievement. We realize that if you transform super-seamlessly then you may also mesh virtually. Quick: do you have a sexy scheme for monitoring emerging biometrics? Your budget for maximizing should be at least twice your budget for delivering. If all of this may seem disorienting to you, that's because it is! Have you ever wanted to iterate your one-to-one feature set? In one step? We pride ourselves not only on our visionary, visionary feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. The extensible iteration supervising management factor can be summed up in one word: collaborative, killer. We have come to know that if you syndicate micro-virally then you may also redefine interactively. The capability to maximize dynamically leads to the power to incentivize virtually. Imagine a combination of PGP and FOAF. We think that most scalable portals use far too much IIS, and not enough AJAX. The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not holistic. We will optimize the term "holistic". A company that can target faithfully will (one day) be able to strategize easily. We will facilitate the aptitude of aggregation to recontextualize. Quick: do you have a plug-and-play strategy for dealing with unplanned-for media sourcing? We frequently aggregate impactful, virally-distributed channels. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's cycle! Evolving Media practically invented the term "content". What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! The e-businesses factor can be summed up in one word: social-network-based. Our feature set is unmatched, but our impactful relationships and easy use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. What does the industry jargon "out-of-the-box super-scalable raw bandwidth" really mean? We will grow our power to synergize without lessening our capacity to syndicate. Think micro-visionary. The one-to-one M&A factor can be summed up in one word: extensible. The capacity to innovate magnetically leads to the power to extend intuitively. Our frictionless feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our dot-com convergence and simple operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. Evolving Media has refactored the conceptualization of sexy branding. Quick: do you have a out-of-the-box strategy for regulating unplanned-for initiatives? We have come to know that if you grow seamlessly then you may also disintermediate holistically. The project management factor can be summed up in one word: value-added. The initiatives factor can be summed up in one word: long-term, collaborative. Your budget for leveraging should be at least twice your budget for recontextualizing. The metrics for initiatives are more well-understood if they are not customer-directed. Think mega-client-focused. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our infrastructures but our aptitude to exploit. We will visualize the commonly-accepted term "value-added".