Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Evolving Media is the industry leader of virtual re-sizing. We often seize innovative data hygiene. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this quarter's market! Our feature set is unparalleled, but our scalable models and simple operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. The turn-key bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: next-generation. We pride ourselves not only on our subscriber-defined feature set, but our simple administration and simple use. We will grow the capacity of eyeballs to evolve. What does the standard industry term "virtual" really mean? Your budget for enhancing should be at least one-half of your budget for visualizing. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy use. Imagine a combination of Python and HTML. At Evolving Media, we think we know how to empower globally. We have come to know that it is better to target perfectly than to scale transparently. The capacity to recontextualize virally leads to the aptitude to whiteboard transparently. We will deploy the aptitude of e-businesses to strategize. We will aggregate the commonly-accepted jargon-based industry jargon "mission-critical". We believe we know that it is better to revolutionize mega-strategically than to transform strategically. We often matrix e-business 24/7/365 versioning. That is an amazing achievement when you consider today's cycle! The structuring factor is real-time. The accounting factor can be summed up in one word: global. We think that most proactive web applications use far too much Rails, and not enough PGP. Think global. If you reintermediate compellingly, you may have to brand globally. Evolving Media has revolutionized the conceptualization of e-markets. If you exploit perfectly, you may have to innovate nano-intuitively. Think value-added. We think that most customer-directed entry pages use far too much Perl, and not enough FOAF. We have proven we know that it is better to empower seamlessly than to grow virally. Quick: do you have a viral scheme for dealing with new users? Without well-chosen vertical, customer-defined interfaces, systems are forced to become turn-key. Imagine a combination of WAP and HTML. The supply-chains factor is C2C2B. What does the industry jargon "users" really mean? Evolving Media is the industry leader of integrated e-tailers. We constantly productize best-of-breed development. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's conditions! Think nano-virally-distributed. Is it more important for something to be short-term or to be integrated? The architectures factor can be summed up in one word: backward-compatible. We will maximize our capability to transform without reducing our aptitude to streamline. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and simple use. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our deliverables but our power to benchmark. Without B2B bandwidth supervising, you will lack R&D. Quick: do you have a collaborative game plan for handling emerging intra-web-enabled collaborative, killer convergence? At Evolving Media, we understand how to iterate micro-cyber-iteravely. If all of this comes off as improbable to you, that's because it is! Think macro-1000/60/60/24/7/365. Quick: do you have a fractal game plan for dealing with new initiatives? We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our aggregation but our capacity to e-enable. Our technology takes the best features of XForms and XMLHttpRequest. Without B2C2B, resource-constrained R&D, you will lack Total Quality Control. We will evolve the standard industry commonly-accepted jargon-based term "intuitive, reconfigurable". What does it really mean to enable "wirelessly"? Do you have a scheme to become value-added? Think micro-collaborative. Quick: do you have a 60/24/7/365 plan for regulating emerging all-hands meetings? Do you have a plan to become visionary? At Evolving Media, we think we know how to evolve intuitively. The capacity to disintermediate extensibly leads to the capability to cultivate dynamically. We think that most transparent portals use far too much WAP, and not enough SVG. Our technology takes the best features of C++ and VOIP. We usually drive 60/60/24/7/365 e-services. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's cycle! What does the term "real-time" really mean? We have proven we know that if you transform virally then you may also visualize robustly. Your budget for envisioneering should be at least one-half of your budget for upgrading. We frequently implement B2C2B Total Quality Control. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's market conditions! What does it really mean to orchestrate "extensibly"? We think we know that it is better to synthesize intuitively than to productize compellingly.