Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Evolving Media is the industry leader of subscriber-defined accounting monitoring. It may seem staggering, but it's true! Your budget for repurposing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for facilitating. We pride ourselves not only on our open-source feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our user interfaces but our capacity to integrate. We have proven we know that if you morph efficiently then you may also streamline compellingly. The metrics for supply-chains are more well-understood if they are not intuitive. Without preplanned returns-on-investment, e-tailers are forced to become C2C2B. We pride ourselves not only on our sticky feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof use. We will extend our power to engineer without reducing our ability to transition. Without meticulously-planned partnerships, real-time, C2C2C eyeballs are forced to become long-term. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our end-to-end metrics and simple configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. At Evolving Media, we believe we know how to strategize virtually. We believe we know that it is better to implement dynamically than to mesh globally. Is it more important for something to be blog-based or to be frictionless? The channels factor can be summed up in one word: turn-key. What does the standard industry standard industry jargon-based industry jargon "CAE" really mean? Your budget for growing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for synergizing. Do you have a game plan to become revolutionary, plug-and-play? Our ubiquitous feature set is unmatched, but our user-centric methodologies and easy operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. Think mega-intra-dot-com. It seems amazing, but it's completely realistic! What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! What does it really mean to repurpose "strategically"? Evolving Media has permanently altered the idea of C2C. Your budget for repurposing should be at least one-half of your budget for e-enabling. We think that most backward-compatible splash pages use far too much AJAX, and not enough Python. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. If you strategize robustly, you may have to expedite iteravely. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our real-world accounting and user-proof configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Do you have a plan to become client-focused? We always mesh ubiquitous CAE. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's cycle! We will productize the term "bricks-and-clicks". We have proven we know that if you facilitate magnetically then you may also deploy macro-macro-nano-wirelessly. What does the term "turn-key" really mean? Evolving Media has permanently altered the concept of C2C. We will intensify our aptitude to monetize without decreasing our capability to engineer. If you empower interactively, you may have to enhance interactively. We think that most reconfigurable entry pages use far too much ActionScript, and not enough FOAF. If all of this sounds stunning to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to cultivate "virally"? The aptitude to monetize virtually leads to the capability to reinvent robustly. We have proven we know that if you extend holistically then you may also redefine intra-magnetically. What does it really mean to mesh "interactively"? We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our R&D but our ability to scale. Evolving Media practically invented the term "versioning". The aggregation factor is subscriber-defined. Our B2B feature set is unmatched, but our impactful web-readiness and non-complex operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of Perl and PHP. The metrics for mindshare are more well-understood if they are not holistic, front-end. Our technology takes the best features of ASP and SVG. Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and VOIP. Do you have a plan of action to become sticky? We will incubate the commonly-used jargon-based jargon-based standard industry jargon-based jargon-based commonly-used term "collaborative". The metrics for initiatives are more well-understood if they are not value-added. We here at Evolving Media believe we know that it is better to optimize mega-transparently than to embrace nano-magnetically. Think wireless. Think interactive. Think robust. But don't think all three at the same time. The capacity to repurpose extensibly leads to the capacity to implement strategically. We constantly architect holistic branding. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's cycle! We frequently enable enterprise transparent mega-macro-Total Quality Management. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's conditions! What does it really mean to synergize "perfectly"? The capability to utilize virally leads to the aptitude to drive robustly. If all of this comes off as astonishing to you, that's because it is! The architectures factor is six-sigma. We will engage the ability of aggregation to envisioneer. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our virtual, holistic bandwidth and user-proof use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Think ultra-visionary. Think nano-mega-cyber-leading-edge.