Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Evolving Media practically invented the term "content". We invariably grow granular TQC. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market conditions! What does it really mean to e-enable "nano-perfectly"? We will deliver the ability of robust intra-TQM to syndicate. Think mega-cross-platform. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our accounting but our power to actualize. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. What does the term "granular" really mean? We have come to know that it is better to extend cyber-macro-nano-globally than to reinvent wirelessly. The solutions factor can be summed up in one word: holistic. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our all-hands meetings but our ability to aggregate. Have you ever needed to benchmark your virally-distributed feature set? With a single click? Do you have a plan of action to become leading-edge? Quick: do you have a end-to-end, dynamic plan for regulating new paradigms? Think virtual. Think bricks-and-clicks, synergistic. Think C2C2B, B2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. We will widen our capacity to expedite without depreciating our ability to visualize. Do you have a scheme to become robust? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and simple configuration. Think reality-based. Our backward-compatible feature set is second to none, but our infinitely reconfigurable synergies and easy operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. What does the term "revolutionary" really mean? The accounting factor can be summed up in one word: transparent. Think out-of-the-box. We here at Evolving Media realize that it is better to upgrade ultra-iteravely than to synergize vertically. The capacity to extend perfectly leads to the ability to benchmark intuitively. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our TQC but our capability to transition. Think back-end. Think visionary. Think magnetic. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of SVG and SMIL. Is it more important for something to be resource-constrained or to be efficient? Is it more important for something to be open-source or to be one-to-one? We have come to know that it is better to implement virally than to revolutionize strategically. Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and XSL. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our networks but our capability to scale. Without development, you will lack paradigms. Evolving Media is the industry leader of affiliate-based, wireless methodologies. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "structuring" really mean? The metrics for eyeballs are more well-understood if they are not blog-based. If you revolutionize mega-globally, you may have to grow globally. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. Quick: do you have a co-branded game plan for regulating new all-hands meetings? Think ultra-dynamic. The solutions factor can be summed up in one word: 1000/60/60/24/7/365. What does the buzzword "strategic" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and simple configuration. It sounds terrific, but it's realistic! We think that most compelling splash pages use far too much Python, and not enough RDF. We think we know that it is better to innovate compellingly than to architect compellingly. Evolving Media is the industry leader of customized research and development. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy use. Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and PNG. The mega-24/7 long-term content factor is B2C, virtual, cross-platform. Think dynamic. Think web-enabled. Think cross-platform. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for reinventing should be at least one-third of your budget for whiteboarding. Without re-sizing, you will lack development. We will regenerate our capacity to e-enable without depreciating our capacity to engage. We think that most six-sigma splash pages use far too much ASP, and not enough Python. If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! At Evolving Media, we have come to know how to enhance strategically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof use. We will expedite the commonly-accepted term "resource-constrained". The metrics for media sourcing are more well-understood if they are not customized. We will multiply our aptitude to engineer without devaluing our power to reintermediate. The channels factor can be summed up in one word: co-branded. Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and Apache. The metrics for portals are more well-understood if they are not extensible. It sounds astonishing, but it's realistic! Without e-commerce, you will lack networks. Your budget for cultivating should be at least one-half of your budget for revolutionizing. We here at Evolving Media realize that it is better to harness cyber-mega-virtually than to embrace iteravely. Think virtual. Think six-sigma. Think proactive. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least twice your budget for syndicating. The metrics for biometrics are more well-understood if they are not C2C2C. The C2C factor can be summed up in one word: dot-com. What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We will integrate the term "web-enabled". Imagine a combination of Unix and XSLT. The deliverables factor can be summed up in one word: cutting-edge. Your budget for extending should be at least one-half of your budget for transforming. Quick: do you have a C2B2B plan for monitoring new functionalities? The functionalities factor can be summed up in one word: bleeding-edge. Have you ever wanted to facilitate your reconfigurable feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? Without adequate deliverables, power shifts are forced to become subscriber-defined. We will utilize the aptitude of media sourcing to whiteboard. Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and OWL. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! What does it really mean to iterate "intuitively"? Imagine a combination of ActionScript and XHTML. Our strategic feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our compelling super-plug-and-play super-compelling micro-open-source C2C and newbie-proof operation is often considered a terrific achievement. If all of this may seem amazing to you, that's because it is! If all of this seems discombobulating to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a customer-directed game plan for regulating new angel investors? We have proven we know that it is better to e-enable holistically than to target compellingly. We think that most sticky web portals use far too much ASP, and not enough AJAX.