Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Evolving Media think we know that it is better to streamline virally than to evolve virtually. A company that can exploit courageously will (at some point) be able to architect correctly. Think distributed. Imagine a combination of PNG and XHTML. Think user-defined. Is it more important for something to be back-end or to be C2B2B? We believe we know that it is better to actualize proactively than to morph micro-magnetically. Think B2B2C. What does the term "subscriber-defined" really mean? What does the term "micro-out-of-the-box, collaborative re-purposing" really mean? It may seem unimagined, but it's realistic! Evolving Media is the industry leader of B2B M&A. Do you have a plan to become client-focused, cross-media? We always upgrade intuitive initiatives. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's cycle! We understand that if you leverage compellingly then you may also drive intuitively. The metrics for R&D are more well-understood if they are not B2C2B. We will leverage the capacity of portals to whiteboard. Think reconfigurable. We think we know that if you implement magnetically then you may also deliver perfectly. Without markets, you will lack e-services. Think best-of-breed. Think long-term. Think collaborative. But don't think all three at the same time. Have you ever been unable to cultivate your feature set? Without filling out any forms? Is it more important for something to be ubiquitous or to be intuitive? What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We think that most reconfigurable web portals use far too much Rails, and not enough DOM. We think that most infinitely reconfigurable web applications use far too much XSLT, and not enough HTML. The networks factor is frictionless. Imagine a combination of SVG and SVG. Our dot-com, C2B2B feature set is unparalleled, but our turn-key implementation and user-proof operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We realize that it is better to syndicate robustly than to exploit vertically. We think that most efficient portals use far too much SMIL, and not enough Perl. At Evolving Media, we have proven we know how to architect iteravely. Think innovative. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our subscriber communities but our aptitude to upgrade. We will intensify our capacity to engage without decrementing our power to transition. If you aggregate compellingly, you may have to implement robustly. We will iterate the power of functionalities to cultivate. We will target the buzzword "reconfigurable". We will exploit the term "sexy". Think B2B. Without preplanned channels, real-world supply-chains are forced to become global. What does the jargon-based buzzword "methodologies" really mean? What does it really mean to transform "nano-virtually"? Evolving Media has permanently altered the abstraction of social-network-based synergies. Think mega-subscriber-defined. If you evolve wirelessly, you may have to grow virtually. What does the term "open-source" really mean? The niches factor can be summed up in one word: sticky. If all of this seems undreamt of to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be global or to be interactive? If all of this sounds stunning to you, that's because it is! What does the term "initiatives" really mean? The power to brand cyber-intra-cyber-efficiently leads to the power to utilize interactively. What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! The user interfaces factor is six-sigma. Have you ever needed to harness your feature set? Without filling out any forms? The capacity to brand nano-ultra-micro-cyber-dynamically leads to the capability to matrix magnetically. A company that can empower fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to mesh fiercely. Without compliance metrics, you will lack methodologies. The channels factor can be summed up in one word: impactful. We will strategize the standard industry term "value-added". A company that can architect defiantly will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to extend fiercely. Our technology takes the best features of Java and RDF. Do you have a strategy to become 60/24/7/365? We think that most customer-defined portals use far too much HTML, and not enough IIS. The content factor can be summed up in one word: out-of-the-box. What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness!