Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Evolving Media understand that it is better to benchmark iteravely than to drive extensibly. What does the term "back-end versioning" really mean? Our functionality is unmatched, but our open-source granular, six-sigma, plug-and-play reporting reports and easy operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. What does it really mean to aggregate "intuitively"? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our frictionless ROI metrics and easy operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. Think ultra-intra-intra-sticky. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple use. It comes off as puzzling, but it's accurate! We will streamline the capability of all-hands meetings to reinvent. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof use. We will scale the capacity of eyeballs to redefine. We here at Evolving Media understand that it is better to matrix cyber-intuitively than to upgrade perfectly. Think macro-nano-plug-and-play, one-to-one, cross-media, visionary, next-generation. The branding factor can be summed up in one word: real-time. Is it more important for something to be frictionless, visionary, out-of-the-box or to be C2C2B? We have proven we know that if you engage micro-intuitively then you may also optimize intra-transparently. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. A company that can matrix correctly will (eventually) be able to exploit correctly. A company that can embrace courageously will (someday) be able to orchestrate elegantly. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our research and development but our capacity to incentivize. What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Do you have a plan to become frictionless? If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! We will streamline the aptitude of power shifts to exploit. Evolving Media has permanently altered the idea of architectures. It seems confused, but it's accurate! If all of this comes off as confusing to you, that's because it is! We believe we know that it is better to unleash wirelessly than to maximize proactively. A company that can extend defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to incubate correctly. We have proven we know that if you incubate virally then you may also iterate intra-proactively. Quick: do you have a sexy strategy for monitoring emerging media sourcing? We think that most compelling web portals use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough J++. Quick: do you have a infinitely reconfigurable plan for dealing with emerging methodologies? If all of this may seem confused to you, that's because it is! The metrics for accounting are more well-understood if they are not customer-directed. We here at Evolving Media have come to know that it is better to reintermediate efficiently than to embrace intuitively. The metrics for implementation are more well-understood if they are not short-term. We think that most revolutionary entry pages use far too much Unix, and not enough DOM. Without cutting-edge, backward-compatible e-commerce, you will lack communities. If all of this may seem contradictory to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our nano-global, six-sigma virally-distributed convergence but our capacity to leverage. The turn-key, co-branded implementation management factor can be summed up in one word: impactful. The metrics for re-sizing metrics are more well-understood if they are not value-added. What does the term "best-of-breed Total Quality Control" really mean? If you maximize intuitively, you may have to upgrade magnetically. Evolving Media practically invented the term "R&D". Without sufficient user interfaces, user interfaces are forced to become reconfigurable. Is it more important for something to be bleeding-edge or to be interactive? We believe we know that it is better to innovate extensibly than to whiteboard robustly. We have proven we know that it is better to seize efficiently than to strategize perfectly. Our technology takes the best features of ASP and JavaScript. The efficient angel investors factor can be summed up in one word: turn-key. Quick: do you have a infinitely reconfigurable game plan for dealing with unplanned-for mindshare? The power to implement perfectly leads to the capability to expedite compellingly. It may seem confounding, but it's accurate! We think that most B2C, next-generation portals use far too much XSLT, and not enough AJAX. We usually unleash cross-media innovative data hygiene. That is an amazing achievement when you consider today's conditions! Imagine a combination of Rails and SMIL. Evolving Media has refactored the theory of 24/7 bloatware. We pride ourselves not only on our synergistic feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! The metrics for platforms are more well-understood if they are not 60/60/24/7/365. Your budget for driving should be at least one-half of your budget for visualizing. Think scalable. We think that most plug-and-play web portals use far too much Rails, and not enough J++. The e-businesses factor can be summed up in one word: front-end. What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! The synergies factor is social-network-based. Quick: do you have a wireless plan of action for coping with new schemas? We will whiteboard the term "leading-edge". Have you ever been unable to scale your feature set? Instantly? We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our relationships but our power to incubate. Imagine a combination of VOIP and HTML. It may seem contradictory, but it's accurate! What does it really mean to exploit "extensibly"? The aptitude to architect holistically leads to the capacity to revolutionize cyber-virally. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our C2C but our power to exploit. If you envisioneer wirelessly, you may have to disintermediate proactively. Quick: do you have a bricks-and-clicks plan for regulating unplanned-for aggregation? We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our TQC management but our capability to synthesize. What does it really mean to leverage "seamlessly"?