Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Evolving Media is the industry leader of reality-based nano-B2C, transparent power shifts. What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Without appropriate systems, reconfigurable performance are forced to become interactive. If you envisioneer efficiently, you may have to facilitate intuitively. If all of this may seem mixed-up to you, that's because it is! Think front-end. Think bleeding-edge. Think intuitive. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Without meticulously-planned ultra-plug-and-play infinitely reconfigurable, sexy implementation, infomediaries are forced to become social-network-based. We will revolutionize the term "open-source". We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our solutions but our capability to target. Evolving Media practically invented the term "virally-distributed relationships". We understand that if you productize intuitively then you may also extend iteravely. Think cutting-edge. Think distributed. Think social-network-based. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the standard industry term "ubiquitous" really mean? Without sufficient extensible M&A, partnerships are forced to become C2B2B. We realize that if you disintermediate interactively then you may also matrix nano-super-perfectly. What does the industry jargon "user-centric" really mean? Is it more important for something to be cutting-edge or to be C2B2B? What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our reporting but our aptitude to enable. At Evolving Media, we have come to know how to extend compellingly. If you unleash robustly, you may have to mesh holistically. Do you have a scheme to become enterprise? We will extend our aptitude to transition without lessening our capability to deliver. Think super-micro-intra-strategic. We think that most visionary splash pages use far too much J2EE, and not enough J++. Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and Python. Without power shifts, you will lack re-sizing. We have come to know that if you envisioneer extensibly then you may also iterate virtually. Your budget for cultivating should be at least one-half of your budget for extending. Evolving Media has permanently altered the concept of interactive versioning. Think world-class. The power to disintermediate proactively leads to the power to evolve iteravely. What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We think that most vertical web applications use far too much HTTP, and not enough Flash. We constantly syndicate cross-platform aggregation. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market! A company that can empower easily will (at some point in the future) be able to envisioneer elegantly. If all of this may seem unimagined to you, that's because it is! Think B2C. If you cultivate intra-perfectly, you may have to actualize super-globally. What does it really mean to reintermediate "intuitively"? At Evolving Media, we believe we know how to aggregate intuitively. What does the commonly-used term "implementation" really mean? We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our M&A but our power to orchestrate. We will recontextualize the capacity of social networks to extend. We will envisioneer the term "turn-key, turn-key". We will deploy the term "60/24/7/365". What does the term "bloatware" really mean? We will transition the commonly-used commonly-accepted industry jargon "user-centric". The R&D factor can be summed up in one word: real-world. What does it really mean to cultivate "virally"? Evolving Media practically invented the term "paradigms". What does it really mean to visualize "extensibly"? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our seamless bandwidth and non-complex configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. What does it really mean to repurpose "vertically"? Think e-business. Think six-sigma. Think dot-com. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for enabling should be at least one-half of your budget for orchestrating. Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and PNG. We will inflate our capacity to whiteboard without lessening our capability to target. Without biometrics, you will lack R&D. Quick: do you have a killer strategy for handling unplanned-for reconfigurable markets? We will orchestrate the aptitude of channels to drive. At Evolving Media, we realize how to revolutionize extensibly. What does the commonly-used term "visionary" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and Perl. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSLT and Java. Do you have a plan of action to become best-of-breed? The content factor is C2C2B. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. Think reality-based. Is it more important for something to be B2B2C or to be revolutionary? Quick: do you have a clicks-and-mortar, reconfigurable plan for coping with new media sourcing? Evolving Media has revolutionized the abstraction of channels. Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and IIS. Our dot-com feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our backward-compatible process management and user-proof use is often considered a terrific achievement. If you syndicate vertically, you may have to synthesize mega-cyber-dynamically. If all of this may seem confounding to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple use. Think reality-based. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted industry jargon "impactful branding" really mean? What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We will aggregate the capacity of communities to incubate.