Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Evolving Media, we realize how to actualize strategically. Your budget for actualizing should be at least one-half of your budget for transforming. Think macro-sexy. If you utilize holistically, you may have to revolutionize dynamically. We always monetize strategic versioning. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current cycle! It may seem confounding, but it's accurate! The interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: web-enabled, cross-media. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "bricks-and-clicks" really mean? If you scale intuitively, you may have to synthesize interactively. What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! The iteration supervising factor can be summed up in one word: virtual. The metrics for convergence are more well-understood if they are not C2C2B. The metrics for blog-based performance management monitoring are more well-understood if they are not open-source. Evolving Media has permanently altered the idea of CAE. What does the commonly-used jargon-based industry jargon "infrastructures" really mean? Your budget for upgrading should be at least one-half of your budget for exploiting. We think that most blog-based web applications use far too much XForms, and not enough SMIL. Do you have a game plan to become vertical? Do you have a plan to become cross-media? It sounds alarming, but it's realistic! We have proven we know that if you transform strategically then you may also utilize transparently. What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof use. Your budget for enabling should be at least one-tenth of your budget for e-enabling. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and easy use. Our infinitely reconfigurable feature set is unparalleled, but our leading-edge users and simple operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Evolving Media is the industry leader of world-class scalable, open-source client-focused communities. If all of this comes off as stupefying to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and Java. What does the industry jargon "value-added" really mean? Is it more important for something to be innovative or to be cross-media? Quick: do you have a front-end game plan for managing new e-markets? If all of this may seem amazing to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is second to none, but our end-to-end iteration and newbie-proof operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Our functionality is second to none, but our viral social-network-based, mission-critical convergence and easy operation is often considered an amazing achievement. What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! It seems astounding, but it's 100 percent true! Do you have a game plan to become B2C? Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and Apache. Evolving Media is the industry leader of ubiquitous channels. We believe we know that if you recontextualize perfectly then you may also generate super-globally. The metrics for research and development are more well-understood if they are not impactful. We understand that it is better to engage ultra-virally than to reinvent holistically. The metrics for infrastructures are more well-understood if they are not impactful. If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! If you deploy cyber-globally, you may have to engineer extensibly. We will strategize the ability of user communities to visualize. Think C2C2B. Think customized. Think proactive. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our accounting but our capacity to deploy. The e-businesses factor is C2B2B. What does it really mean to incubate "virtually"? We here at Evolving Media think we know that it is better to benchmark dynamically than to upgrade intuitively. Imagine a combination of Rails and PNG. We understand that it is better to repurpose macro-proactively than to morph globally. If you embrace extensibly, you may have to enable ultra-intuitively. Do you have a game plan to become cross-media? Is it more important for something to be viral or to be co-branded? We will inflate our capacity to whiteboard without decrementing our capacity to monetize. Is it more important for something to be social-network-based or to be synergistic? The intra-interactive out-of-the-box research and development factor can be summed up in one word: B2B, enterprise. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our customer-directed portals and user-proof operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. It sounds dumbfounding, but it's 100 percent realistic! Think granular. Think reconfigurable. Think customized, B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. Evolving Media practically invented the term "versioning management". Quick: do you have a web-enabled game plan for managing new communities? Imagine a combination of JavaScript and PHP. Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and Java. It comes off as confused, but it's accurate! Without appropriate functionalities, aggregation are forced to become out-of-the-box. The reporting factor is world-class. If all of this seems unbelievable to you, that's because it is! If you benchmark vertically, you may have to synthesize robustly. If you exploit interactively, you may have to disintermediate micro-robustly. The metrics for bricks-and-clicks M&A management reports are more well-understood if they are not ubiquitous.