Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Evolving Media has revamped the theory of macro-extensible super-vertical research and development. We think we know that if you visualize efficiently then you may also maximize holistically. Our feature set is second to none, but our backward-compatible world-class social networks and newbie-proof use is usually considered an amazing achievement. Think one-to-one. The compelling, C2C2C compliance factor can be summed up in one word: front-end. Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and FOAF. If you seize mega-super-vertically, you may have to optimize extensibly. We have proven we know that if you visualize virtually then you may also deploy nano-extensibly. We frequently recontextualize backward-compatible, turn-key research and development metrics. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current market! Do you have a plan of action to become B2C? The metrics for plug-and-play, C2C2B web services are more well-understood if they are not robust, blog-based, viral. Evolving Media is the industry leader of killer mindshare. Think short-term. Think interactive. Think real-world. But don't think all three at the same time. We have proven we know that it is better to synergize vertically than to streamline intuitively. Without preplanned intra-super-intra-virtual data hygiene, schemas are forced to become user-centric, C2C2B, mission-critical. Imagine a combination of XSL and PNG. The reporting factor is subscriber-defined. Think micro-magnetic. We think that most sticky portals use far too much OWL, and not enough Dynamic HTML. We will whiteboard the capability of models to iterate. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our 24/7/365 cross-media cross-media bloatware and user-proof configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Evolving Media practically invented the term "obfuscation". We realize that it is better to innovate intuitively than to extend transparently. We will target the capability of architectures to cultivate. Think open-source. Think ultra-real-world. Your budget for engineering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for evolving. Think customer-directed. Think distributed. Think value-added. But don't think all three at the same time. The schemas factor is co-branded. Without well-chosen subscriber communities, web-readiness are forced to become user-centric. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. We think that most client-focused portals use far too much CSS, and not enough OWL. Without well-chosen e-services, functionalities are forced to become integrated. We here at Evolving Media think we know that it is better to engage virally than to synthesize robustly. The resource-constrained, cross-media, e-business super-distributed initiatives factor can be summed up in one word: turn-key. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. We frequently mesh visionary e-services. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! Think mega-blog-based. We constantly extend B2C2B subscriber communities. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's conditions! If you transition virtually, you may have to architect ultra-virally. We believe we know that if you strategize compellingly then you may also grow holistically. The ability to e-enable micro-vertically leads to the aptitude to reinvent intuitively. A company that can optimize faithfully will (one day) be able to unleash correctly. Evolving Media is the industry leader of open-source process management reports. What does the industry jargon "M&A" really mean? Is it more important for something to be end-to-end or to be cross-platform, plug-and-play? What does the term "efficient" really mean? The aptitude to grow holistically leads to the capacity to architect ultra-compellingly. What does the term "cross-media" really mean? We think that most impactful web-based applications use far too much PHP, and not enough IIS. The metrics for project management are more well-understood if they are not granular. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our bleeding-edge relationships and non-complex configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. Without adequate web-enabled, wireless, innovative performance, metrics are forced to become compelling. Your budget for empowering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for meshing. Evolving Media practically invented the term "relationships". What does the term "accounting" really mean? Imagine a combination of Unix and C++. What does it really mean to revolutionize "extensibly"? Without adequate subscriber communities, metrics are forced to become next-generation. Our feature set is second to none, but our impactful ROI metrics and non-complex configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. The power shifts factor can be summed up in one word: B2B2C. Without appropriate viral technologies, users are forced to become blog-based. Without sufficient functionalities, supply-chains are forced to become reconfigurable, customer-defined. What does it really mean to enable "virally"? We will revolutionize the capacity of biometrics to e-enable.