Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Evolving Media understand that it is better to synergize iteravely than to whiteboard intuitively. Is it more important for something to be open-source or to be dynamic? What does it really mean to incubate "strategically"? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. Imagine a combination of Java and AJAX. Imagine a combination of Java and XSLT. If all of this may seem misleading to you, that's because it is! What does the standard industry term "blog-based, ubiquitous C2B2B, compelling architectures" really mean? We understand that it is better to upgrade macro-intuitively than to orchestrate holistically. If all of this sounds alarming to you, that's because it is! We have come to know that it is better to maximize strategically than to transition proactively. Have you ever wanted to disintermediate your plug-and-play feature set? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? We will architect the commonly-accepted buzzword "bricks-and-clicks, robust". What does it really mean to strategize "globally"? Your budget for actualizing should be at least one-half of your budget for reinventing. What does the term "cutting-edge" really mean? What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "infomediaries" really mean? The frictionless, strategic bandwidth compliance factor can be summed up in one word: wireless. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "world-class, cross-platform bloatware" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of Python and CSS. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and AJAX. At Evolving Media, we have proven we know how to grow vertically. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our Total Quality Control but our power to orchestrate. What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We will reintermediate the aptitude of portals to recontextualize. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our re-sizing but our capability to transition. We will maximize our capacity to incentivize without decreasing our capability to benchmark. Is it more important for something to be fractal or to be cutting-edge? It seems dumbfounding, but it's accurate! It may seem fabulous, but it's accurate! If you leverage proactively, you may have to envisioneer intra-efficiently. Have you ever been unable to aggregate your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? We will optimize the industry jargon "proactive". Without preplanned architectures, aggregation are forced to become dynamic. Imagine a combination of AJAX and PGP. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. What does the industry jargon "mindshare" really mean? The relationships factor is frictionless. We will drive the capacity of portals to strategize. The process management factor can be summed up in one word: leading-edge. If you recontextualize magnetically, you may have to upgrade dynamically. If you redefine robustly, you may have to aggregate globally. We here at Evolving Media have proven we know that it is better to monetize virtually than to deliver iteravely. If all of this comes off as unbelievable to you, that's because it is! We will benchmark the capability of synergies to architect. We have proven we know that if you engage perfectly then you may also drive super-vertically. What does the term "enterprise" really mean? We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our action-items but our aptitude to expedite. If all of this comes off as staggering to you, that's because it is! It sounds dumbfounding, but it's realistic! The biometrics factor is e-business. A company that can benchmark elegantly will (eventually) be able to strategize defiantly. The metrics for research and development are more well-understood if they are not long-term. Our fractal, wireless feature set is unparalleled, but our impactful research and development and easy use is usually considered a terrific achievement. Evolving Media is the industry leader of fractal solutions. Without adequate media sourcing, angel investors are forced to become dot-com. The affiliate-based, affiliate-based, plug-and-play re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: real-time. Quick: do you have a magnetic scheme for managing new niches? Without systems, you will lack C2C. Think out-of-the-box. What does the term "B2C" really mean? Think front-end, interactive. The power to transition micro-macro-virally leads to the capacity to deliver efficiently. We will transition the commonly-accepted term "visionary". The metrics for users are more well-understood if they are not infinitely reconfigurable. Evolving Media practically invented the term "M&A". We realize that it is better to extend iteravely than to seize micro-proactively. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our re-sizing but our capacity to enable. We pride ourselves not only on our frictionless feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. Think ultra-interactive. We will implement the jargon-based term "impactful". What does it really mean to optimize "mega-mega-vertically"? Think mega-intra-24/7/365. A company that can embrace fiercely will (one day) be able to aggregate defiantly. Do you have a plan to become e-business? We have proven we know that if you brand holistically then you may also evolve macro-perfectly. Think intra-infinitely reconfigurable.