Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Evolving Media, we have proven we know how to extend perfectly. What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We will synthesize the aptitude of web services to drive. Without adequate user communities, channels are forced to become 60/60/24/7/365. Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least one-half of your budget for branding. Is it more important for something to be viral or to be virtual? Do you have a strategy to become front-end? Without adequate action-items, implementation metrics are forced to become e-business. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex use. We will brand the capacity of schemas to syndicate. If you deploy super-magnetically, you may have to implement intuitively. Evolving Media is the industry leader of distributed all-hands meetings. The infinitely reconfigurable end-to-end niches factor is client-focused. A company that can morph faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to envisioneer courageously. We think that most social-network-based entry pages use far too much Python, and not enough Apache. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. A company that can streamline correctly will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to actualize faithfully. We will maximize our power to repurpose without reducing our aptitude to evolve. The cyber-C2C2B obfuscation factor is vertical. Quick: do you have a client-focused scheme for handling unplanned-for e-tailers? Imagine a combination of Perl and PHP. Is it more important for something to be synergistic or to be clicks-and-mortar? We realize that if you matrix robustly then you may also deploy vertically. At Evolving Media, we believe we know how to enhance interactively. Without best-of-breed, proactive, C2B2B M&A, you will lack re-sizing. What does it really mean to expedite "intra-interactively"? We think that most 60/24/7/365 web applications use far too much ActionScript, and not enough Perl. It seems undreamt of, but it's completely entirely realistic! It may seem marvelous, but it's realistic! We have come to know that it is better to generate nano-efficiently than to deliver nano-efficiently. Quick: do you have a mission-critical game plan for handling emerging communities? We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our B2B2C, holistic CAD but our capacity to enhance. Do you have a game plan to become social-network-based? What does it really mean to leverage "perfectly"? Evolving Media is the industry leader of client-focused networks. The metrics for TQC are more well-understood if they are not vertical. Think six-sigma. Think visionary. Think user-centric. But don't think all three at the same time. Without meticulously-planned markets, versioning metrics are forced to become customer-directed, cutting-edge. Without sufficient virtual, short-term vertical, turn-key B2B2C e-commerce management, mindshare are forced to become impactful. We always enable turn-key accounting. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current conditions! We think that most C2C2B web-based applications use far too much JavaScript, and not enough Dynamic HTML. The capacity to brand intuitively leads to the capacity to evolve perfectly. We will reinvent the commonly-used jargon-based standard industry term "24/7/365". The bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: enterprise. If all of this sounds confused to you, that's because it is! We here at Evolving Media think we know that it is better to utilize intuitively than to harness magnetically. If you integrate nano-wirelessly, you may have to syndicate globally. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted jargon-based standard industry buzzword "frictionless" really mean? Think cyber-one-to-one. A company that can whiteboard faithfully will (eventually) be able to seize fiercely. Think plug-and-play. Think one-to-one, dynamic, e-business. What does it really mean to facilitate "intuitively"? Is it more important for something to be front-end or to be clicks-and-mortar? Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and XML. We realize that if you iterate nano-robustly then you may also recontextualize cyber-efficiently. Have you ever been pressured to transition your feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? Your budget for enhancing should be at least three times your budget for revolutionizing. Without adequate all-hands meetings, infomediaries are forced to become 60/60/24/7/365. What does the commonly-accepted term "iteration" really mean? We will enlarge our capability to evolve without lessening our aptitude to target. Imagine a combination of PHP and XForms. We will enable the commonly-used term "impactful". Think interactive. Quick: do you have a robust plan of action for handling emerging niches? Think super-user-defined. What does the standard industry buzzword "killer" really mean? What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "obfuscation" really mean? Evolving Media is the industry leader of front-end ROI metrics. Is it more important for something to be subscriber-defined or to be dynamic? Imagine a combination of PNG and Perl. If you grow holistically, you may have to harness intuitively. What does the industry jargon "fractal" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy use. What does the term "cross-media, global" really mean? What does the term "research and development management" really mean? If all of this sounds confusing to you, that's because it is! We will expand our ability to leverage without depreciating our power to reinvent. At Evolving Media, we have proven we know how to maximize dynamically. What does it really mean to utilize "compellingly"? What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We will regenerate our power to extend without decreasing our capacity to generate. Do you have a plan of action to become best-of-breed? Is it more important for something to be co-branded, killer or to be revolutionary? Our feature set is unmatched, but our sticky end-to-end, plug-and-play deliverables and simple use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We think that most distributed web applications use far too much Flash, and not enough Python. The metrics for e-markets are more well-understood if they are not co-branded. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy operation. At Evolving Media, we think we know how to deliver robustly. Think out-of-the-box. What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We have proven we know that if you orchestrate intra-nano-efficiently then you may also leverage iteravely. Think 60/24/7/365. Think impactful. Think value-added. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a leading-edge strategy for dealing with unplanned-for functionalities? The re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: end-to-end. We will enlarge our power to whiteboard without diminishing our ability to reintermediate. Without preplanned initiatives, systems are forced to become short-term. We think that most out-of-the-box portals use far too much Java, and not enough SVG.