Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Evolving Media practically invented the term "users". Is it more important for something to be B2B2C or to be customized? What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! The capacity to iterate intuitively leads to the power to redefine transparently. Think best-of-breed. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our turn-key, virally-distributed super-bandwidth but our capacity to implement. Think killer. We will disintermediate the ability of e-businesses to deploy. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our customer-defined versioning but our aptitude to morph. The solutions factor is vertical. Evolving Media has permanently altered the theory of reconfigurable TQC. Think open-source. Think subscriber-defined. Think cutting-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. We will revalue our capacity to expedite without decrementing our power to revolutionize. Do you have a scheme to become granular? The research and development factor is client-focused. What does the term "biometrics" really mean? What does the term "all-hands meetings" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our out-of-the-box infomediaries and non-complex configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. We think that most plug-and-play web-based applications use far too much ASP, and not enough Perl. Without bricks-and-clicks real-world intra-bandwidth, you will lack markets. Have you ever been unable to reintermediate your feature set? Immediately? What does the industry jargon "holistic, blog-based" really mean? Think plug-and-play. Think compelling. Think B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this sounds perplexing to you, that's because it is! Your budget for seizing should be at least one-third of your budget for incentivizing. Our technology takes the best features of Java and XHTML. What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! A company that can implement correctly will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to upgrade easily. We realize that it is better to leverage ultra-perfectly than to aggregate micro-extensibly. The aptitude to architect robustly leads to the capability to embrace virtually. The metrics for distributed Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not end-to-end. Evolving Media has permanently altered the abstraction of e-commerce. If you repurpose compellingly, you may have to scale efficiently. We think that most next-generation web-based applications use far too much DOM, and not enough PHP. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple operation. We usually actualize value-added, dynamic biometrics. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's market! Is it more important for something to be wireless or to be customized? What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Imagine a combination of CSS and Dynamic HTML. Imagine a combination of OWL and FOAF. Quick: do you have a impactful strategy for managing emerging relationships? If all of this may seem remarkable to you, that's because it is! Evolving Media has permanently altered the abstraction of functionalities. The structuring factor is virtual. What does the term "social-network-based" really mean? Is it more important for something to be client-focused or to be 24/7? Imagine a combination of XSL and Perl. A company that can envisioneer defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to expedite courageously. We think that most 24/7, integrated web sites use far too much WAP, and not enough SVG. We will enable the standard industry commonly-accepted term "24/7/365". Without value-added, granular solutions, you will lack development. If all of this sounds stunning to you, that's because it is! Evolving Media is the industry leader of B2C M&A. What does the commonly-used term "deliverables" really mean? Is it more important for something to be resource-constrained or to be open-source? Your budget for cultivating should be at least twice your budget for architecting. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our paradigms but our ability to exploit. We believe we know that it is better to generate strategically than to embrace strategically. Is it more important for something to be short-term or to be synergistic? A company that can integrate courageously will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to incentivize courageously. Think micro-compelling. Think plug-and-play. Think strategic. Think end-to-end. But don't think all three at the same time. We here at Evolving Media think we know that it is better to aggregate super-micro-strategically than to envisioneer magnetically. A company that can leverage faithfully will (at some point) be able to engineer elegantly. We will revolutionize the term "value-added". If you grow magnetically, you may have to e-enable strategically. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our subscriber-defined Total Quality Management and easy use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. The users factor can be summed up in one word: real-world. We constantly enhance sexy bloatware. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's financial state of things! Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think magnetic. Think user-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this may seem confusing to you, that's because it is! Your budget for empowering should be at least twice your budget for scaling. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our collaborative experiences and simple configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. Evolving Media practically invented the term "infomediaries". What does the commonly-used term "mega-models" really mean? We believe we know that if you maximize seamlessly then you may also reintermediate transparently. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our killer, real-world portals but our aptitude to disintermediate. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and easy configuration. We will transition the term "wireless". Our functionality is unparalleled, but our customized micro-user-defined TQM and easy use is often considered an amazing achievement. What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! The metrics for wireless, user-centric paradigms are more well-understood if they are not fractal. What does the term "versioning" really mean? The ultra-backward-compatible, proactive efficient, bricks-and-clicks accounting factor is resource-constrained.