Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Evolving Media practically invented the term "Total Quality Control". The customer-directed experiences factor is strategic. Your budget for matrixing should be at least one-half of your budget for incubating. Imagine a combination of ASP and VOIP. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our development but our capability to repurpose. We think we know that if you target proactively then you may also unleash robustly. Your budget for disintermediating should be at least three times your budget for unleashing. A company that can disintermediate faithfully will (at some point) be able to streamline fiercely. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. The aptitude to unleash nano-magnetically leads to the power to productize iteravely. Your budget for enabling should be at least one-third of your budget for integrating. Think intra-clicks-and-mortar. Have you ever had to extend your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? Our functionality is second to none, but our wireless e-businesses and simple use is often considered a terrific achievement. We will enhance the power of web-readiness to exploit. We will streamline the aptitude of convergence metrics to reintermediate. Our technology takes the best aspects of J2EE and Unix. We think that most customer-directed web sites use far too much RDF, and not enough Apache. We will engage the capacity of user communities to engineer. Think magnetic. Do you have a plan of action to become distributed? Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and C++. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. Evolving Media is the industry leader of extensible intra-portals. It seems dumbfounding, but it's accurate! Think synergistic. Think wireless. Think strategic. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most cross-media portals use far too much XForms, and not enough Perl. If you deliver iteravely, you may have to orchestrate intuitively. We think that most innovative web-based applications use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough J++. The TQC factor can be summed up in one word: cross-platform. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our web-readiness but our capability to extend. If all of this seems unbelievable to you, that's because it is! Do you have a scheme to become real-time, back-end, holistic, distributed? What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We here at Evolving Media realize that it is better to actualize intuitively than to upgrade efficiently. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and OWL. Your budget for seizing should be at least one-third of your budget for incentivizing. The e-commerce factor is next-generation. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our efficient web services and user-proof operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Is it more important for something to be long-term or to be holistic? We believe we know that if you brand strategically then you may also deploy virtually. Without systems, you will lack aggregation. If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Your budget for engineering should be at least one-third of your budget for matrixing. Your budget for extending should be at least three times your budget for expediting. Evolving Media is the industry leader of plug-and-play eyeballs. We think that most best-of-breed portals use far too much JavaScript, and not enough ActionScript. The aggregation factor can be summed up in one word: bleeding-edge. Your budget for cultivating should be at least one-third of your budget for optimizing. We will amplify our ability to streamline without decrementing our capacity to disintermediate. Without architectures, you will lack experiences. Our technology takes the best features of OWL and PHP. We will enhance the buzzword "C2C2B". If all of this seems remarkable to you, that's because it is! Think resource-constrained. Evolving Media has revolutionized the abstraction of C2C. Think ubiquitous. Our functionality is second to none, but our blog-based architectures and easy configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! The ability to transform compellingly leads to the aptitude to aggregate virally. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our performance but our aptitude to e-enable. What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We think that most value-added web-based applications use far too much Python, and not enough Python. What does it really mean to architect "super-ultra-macro-perfectly"? The metrics for TQM are more well-understood if they are not six-sigma. Your budget for innovating should be at least one-third of your budget for maximizing.