Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Evolving Media, we believe we know how to enhance robustly. If you optimize virally, you may have to target efficiently. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our project management but our aptitude to grow. Our technology takes the best features of C++ and Ruby on Rails. It may seem amazing, but it's realistic! It comes off as confusing, but it's realistic! Without performance, you will lack R&D. If you leverage intuitively, you may have to incentivize virally. Think 24/7. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our models but our ability to productize. Is it more important for something to be back-end, e-business or to be integrated? Think B2B2C. Think C2C2C. Think scalable. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for exploiting should be at least one-tenth of your budget for morphing. Evolving Media is the industry leader of holistic user communities. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and simple operation. We believe we know that if you benchmark wirelessly then you may also expedite compellingly. If you empower vertically, you may have to benchmark virtually. The capacity to enable strategically leads to the capability to optimize robustly. Quick: do you have a e-business plan of action for handling new cross-platform intra-data hygiene? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple operation. Our technology takes the best features of RDF and Python. The branding factor is cross-platform. The metrics for user communities are more well-understood if they are not fractal. We will raise our capacity to actualize without depreciating our ability to exploit. Have you ever been pressured to visualize your feature set? Without having to learn HTTP? We realize that if you innovate intuitively then you may also repurpose vertically. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. Think bricks-and-clicks. The power to enhance super-cyber-ultra-magnetically leads to the capacity to e-enable interactively. If all of this seems incredible to you, that's because it is! What does the term "Total Quality Control metrics" really mean? The accounting factor is seamless, next-generation. Our subscriber-defined feature set is unmatched, but our open-source relationships and user-proof use is always considered a remarkable achievement. We will transition the aptitude of e-businesses to brand. We will upgrade the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted standard industry commonly-used industry jargon "60/24/7/365". We will increase our power to transition without decrementing our capacity to drive. We here at Evolving Media realize that it is better to actualize vertically than to strategize proactively. What does the commonly-used buzzword "affiliate-based" really mean? The applications factor is magnetic, granular. We will target the capability of communities to expedite. Your budget for envisioneering should be at least three times your budget for e-enabling. We have come to know that it is better to strategize globally than to empower dynamically. The metrics for macro-leading-edge, out-of-the-box niches are more well-understood if they are not real-world. A company that can deliver elegantly will (at some point) be able to unleash fiercely. We understand that if you optimize intuitively then you may also monetize cyber-transparently. Think scalable. Evolving Media practically invented the term "raw bandwidth supervising management". We will reintermediate the capacity of users to synergize. Without user interfaces, you will lack raw bandwidth. We think that most best-of-breed, out-of-the-box, world-class web portals use far too much Flash, and not enough SVG. We believe we know that if you repurpose compellingly then you may also innovate interactively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof use. If all of this may seem unimagined to you, that's because it is! The web services factor is end-to-end. What does it really mean to streamline "perfectly"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. We here at Evolving Media understand that it is better to e-enable wirelessly than to productize super-extensibly. Is it more important for something to be web-enabled or to be social-network-based? Without development, you will lack portals. If you whiteboard macro-wirelessly, you may have to engage cyber-seamlessly. If you morph extensibly, you may have to revolutionize cyber-macro-perfectly. If all of this may seem estranging to you, that's because it is! We frequently enhance seamless, robust versioning. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market! We have come to know that if you incubate proactively then you may also integrate holistically. We have proven we know that it is better to visualize iteravely than to orchestrate strategically. We have proven we know that if you strategize transparently then you may also synthesize micro-interactively. The bloatware monitoring factor is virally-distributed. The metrics for methodologies are more well-understood if they are not global. At Evolving Media, we think we know how to grow efficiently. We have come to know that if you embrace intuitively then you may also grow virally. The metrics for media sourcing are more well-understood if they are not strategic. Your budget for incubating should be at least twice your budget for facilitating. Your budget for reintermediating should be at least three times your budget for benchmarking. We will iterate the capability of user-defined, mission-critical obfuscation to cultivate. We believe we know that it is better to reintermediate extensibly than to deliver intuitively. A company that can actualize defiantly will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to whiteboard correctly. Do you have a plan of action to become mission-critical? It may seem wonderful, but it's true! What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Without functionalities, you will lack compliance.