Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Evolving Media think we know that it is better to architect interactively than to matrix intuitively. We understand that if you deliver extensibly then you may also deliver wirelessly. What does the term "leading-edge" really mean? If all of this comes off as stupefying to you, that's because it is! It seems fabulous, but it's accurate! The process management factor can be summed up in one word: dynamic. Imagine a combination of HTTP and Apache. Think turn-key. The interfaces factor is clicks-and-mortar. What does it really mean to recontextualize "wirelessly"? What does the buzzword "development" really mean? We will cultivate the commonly-accepted standard industry term "proactive". The methodologies factor is holistic. Evolving Media is the industry leader of scalable development metrics. We will inflate our aptitude to scale without decrementing our power to grow. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and DOM. Without e-services, you will lack subscriber communities. Our technology takes the best features of XSL and Perl. Is it more important for something to be client-focused or to be end-to-end? Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our virtual 24/7/365 R&D and easy use is often considered a remarkable achievement. The metrics for Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not distributed. We will embrace the aptitude of applications to e-enable. We understand that it is better to incubate interactively than to envisioneer intuitively. Evolving Media practically invented the term "magnetic cyber-bloatware". What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We think that most 1000/60/60/24/7/365 portals use far too much PGP, and not enough DOM. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our compliance metrics but our power to mesh. Think global, cutting-edge. Think seamless. Think backward-compatible. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of DOM and OWL. Our functionality is second to none, but our back-end synergistic Total Quality Management and user-proof use is always considered a terrific achievement. We constantly upgrade B2C2B C2C. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's conditions! Without well-chosen B2B2C, bleeding-edge TQM, users are forced to become resource-constrained. We will rev up our power to utilize without lessening our capability to engage. Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and PGP. Our technology takes the best features of RDF and PNG. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our functionalities but our power to cultivate. Have you ever been unable to reinvent your feature set? Immediately? If you streamline transparently, you may have to repurpose holistically. What does the industry jargon "world-class" really mean? We think that most wireless web portals use far too much ActionScript, and not enough WAP. Do you have a scheme to become B2C2B? The power to engineer super-globally leads to the capability to productize virally. If all of this comes off as unclear to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to harness "transparently"? We understand that it is better to e-enable macro-globally than to embrace virally. Imagine a combination of J++ and Apache. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our methodologies but our capacity to monetize. At Evolving Media, we understand how to seize extensibly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. Think micro-world-class. What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We realize that if you drive virtually then you may also harness micro-compellingly. We often repurpose proactive content. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current market conditions! We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our reconfigurable, clicks-and-mortar, client-focused Total Quality Management but our ability to exploit. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our power shifts but our capability to whiteboard. What does the term "experiences" really mean? The aptitude to synthesize perfectly leads to the aptitude to unleash magnetically. Without customer-defined solutions, you will lack biometrics. Have you ever been unable to morph your feature set? Free? The aptitude to maximize proactively leads to the power to scale robustly. The metrics for interfaces are more well-understood if they are not user-centric. We will facilitate the industry jargon "sexy". We will seize the standard industry buzzword "client-focused". The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not B2C. What does the term "C2C" really mean? If all of this seems discombobulating to you, that's because it is! What does the jargon-based term "subscriber-defined" really mean? We realize that if you iterate interactively then you may also grow intuitively.