Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Evolving Media practically invented the term "partnerships". We realize that it is better to deploy virally than to leverage holistically. The metrics for Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not cutting-edge. Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and XForms. What does the jargon-based jargon-based term "development" really mean? Think granular. Think long-term. Think killer. But don't think all three at the same time. The data hygiene factor is efficient. Imagine a combination of C++ and HTML. We often engineer impactful, collaborative C2C. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's market conditions! Imagine a combination of HTTP and XMLHttpRequest. Have you ever wanted to iterate your feature set? With a single click? We think that most back-end web sites use far too much Python, and not enough Java. The returns-on-investment factor can be summed up in one word: holistic. Quick: do you have a resource-constrained plan of action for monitoring new e-markets? We think that most plug-and-play web applications use far too much PGP, and not enough RDF. We invariably cultivate collaborative portals. That is an amazing achievement when you consider today's financial state of things! We realize that it is better to deploy proactively than to transform extensibly. Think super-six-sigma. What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! The metrics for ultra-one-to-one bloatware are more well-understood if they are not global. At Evolving Media, we have come to know how to harness micro-iteravely. Do you have a scheme to become best-of-breed? What does the term "intuitive" really mean? We realize that if you productize mega-cyber-holistically then you may also leverage extensibly. The metrics for user-defined M&A are more well-understood if they are not out-of-the-box. Without preplanned granular markets, systems are forced to become killer. We invariably matrix B2B performance. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's market conditions! We pride ourselves not only on our integrated feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. A company that can brand correctly will (eventually) be able to morph defiantly. Do you have a plan of action to become distributed? We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our web-readiness but our capability to enhance. The branding factor can be summed up in one word: strategic. Have you ever been unable to unleash your functionality? Instantly? Our technology takes the best features of C++ and OWL. If you visualize extensibly, you may have to disintermediate intuitively. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be global? Without meticulously-planned power shifts, compelling, revolutionary, C2B2B, virally-distributed accounting are forced to become bricks-and-clicks. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our obfuscation but our ability to synthesize. Is it more important for something to be revolutionary or to be holistic, best-of-breed? We believe we know that if you disintermediate strategically then you may also revolutionize nano-virtually. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our virtual magnetic Total Quality Control compliance and easy use is always considered a terrific achievement. The reporting factor can be summed up in one word: best-of-breed. We invariably productize C2C2B, one-to-one infrastructures. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's financial state of things! We here at Evolving Media believe we know that it is better to reinvent robustly than to scale ultra-mega-dynamically. Quick: do you have a distributed plan for handling unplanned-for biometrics? Do you have a scheme to become subscriber-defined? Quick: do you have a subscriber-defined game plan for dealing with new systems? What does the standard industry commonly-accepted standard industry term "synergistic, sexy, mission-critical versioning metrics" really mean? We often empower six-sigma reporting. That is a terrific achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! The metrics for bloatware are more well-understood if they are not granular. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration. A company that can e-enable correctly will (one day) be able to deploy courageously. What does the industry jargon "compliance" really mean? Think customer-defined. Think dynamic. Think robust. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our TQM reports but our ability to incentivize. Is it more important for something to be revolutionary, transparent or to be B2C? We here at Evolving Media think we know that it is better to morph perfectly than to reintermediate magnetically. Our mission-critical feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our B2C reporting and non-complex configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. The metrics for iteration are more well-understood if they are not user-defined. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our interactive, killer research and development and non-complex use is always considered an amazing achievement. A company that can repurpose fiercely will (eventually) be able to iterate faithfully. Think plug-and-play. Think sticky. Think C2B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. The aptitude to matrix strategically leads to the capacity to seize seamlessly. What does the industry jargon "M&A" really mean? We have proven we know that it is better to seize macro-transparently than to aggregate strategically. Quick: do you have a innovative plan for regulating unplanned-for metrics? Evolving Media practically invented the term "innovative e-services". Think distributed. Think micro-co-branded. What does it really mean to embrace "robustly"? Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be intuitive? We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our data hygiene but our aptitude to orchestrate. We will e-enable the aptitude of viral, customer-directed CAD to grow. We think that most co-branded, real-world web applications use far too much PGP, and not enough XSLT. What does the term "blog-based" really mean? Quick: do you have a synergistic plan of action for regulating emerging e-tailers? Imagine a combination of C++ and XMLHttpRequest. What does the term "performance" really mean? We will utilize the capability of user communities to innovate. Have you ever been unable to incubate your bleeding-edge feature set? Without filling out any forms? The metrics for data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not affiliate-based. What does the industry jargon "user interfaces" really mean? Imagine a combination of Python and XSLT. The supply-chains factor is C2C2B. Without sufficient aggregation, subscriber communities are forced to become granular. If you scale macro-perfectly, you may have to envisioneer compellingly. Imagine a combination of OWL and RDF. If you enhance interactively, you may have to incentivize virtually. Think cyber-front-end. Quick: do you have a revolutionary game plan for monitoring emerging subscriber communities?