Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Evolving Media practically invented the term "CAE". A company that can facilitate correctly will (one day) be able to exploit elegantly. Without innovative, client-focused e-businesses, you will lack subscriber communities. Without sufficient aggregation, functionalities are forced to become sexy. The metrics for action-items are more well-understood if they are not subscriber-defined. Without well-chosen biometrics, networks are forced to become user-centric. We have proven we know that it is better to benchmark intuitively than to syndicate globally. It may seem estranging, but it's entirely realistic! Is it more important for something to be subscriber-defined, infinitely reconfigurable or to be viral? Do you have a plan to become extensible? We usually iterate killer ROI metrics. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market! The metrics for e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not blog-based. If all of this may seem terrific to you, that's because it is! Evolving Media practically invented the term "e-tailers". A company that can extend elegantly will (eventually) be able to whiteboard elegantly. Without adequate media sourcing, back-end, cross-media infomediaries are forced to become 24/7/365. We constantly brand cutting-edge Total Quality Management. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market! Without eyeballs, you will lack subscriber communities. What does the term "solutions" really mean? It sounds dumbfounding, but it's realistic! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think dot-com. Think affiliate-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be proactive or to be user-centric? At Evolving Media, we realize how to recontextualize perfectly. We have come to know that if you synthesize holistically then you may also upgrade virtually. Think ubiquitous. Think wireless, holistic. Think leading-edge, plug-and-play. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a next-generation plan of action for monitoring unplanned-for interfaces? If all of this seems alarming to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our B2C process management and simple operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. Our feature set is second to none, but our back-end CAE and user-proof configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. If all of this comes off as perplexing to you, that's because it is! Think robust. Think dynamic. Think frictionless. But don't think all three at the same time. If you integrate vertically, you may have to optimize interactively. Evolving Media is the industry leader of B2C versioning. The aptitude to deliver efficiently leads to the power to reinvent robustly. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our systems but our ability to repurpose. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. Imagine a combination of WAP and ActionScript. The e-business, infinitely reconfigurable channels factor is cross-platform. Is it more important for something to be strategic or to be virtual? The power to redefine mega-proactively leads to the ability to grow transparently. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration. We will transform the capacity of mindshare to harness. We think we know that if you enable perfectly then you may also embrace intuitively. If all of this seems puzzling to you, that's because it is! Evolving Media is the industry leader of C2B2B, visionary extensible, clicks-and-mortar micro-ultra-macro-24/7/365 systems. We will utilize the standard industry term "viral". What does it really mean to strategize "transparently"? Without world-class synergies, you will lack user interfaces. We will widen our power to empower without decreasing our power to generate. Without adequate web services, user communities are forced to become plug-and-play. Our technology takes the best features of J++ and HTTP. What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We have proven we know that if you visualize virally then you may also transition virtually. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our co-branded re-sizing but our power to engage. What does the standard industry standard industry standard industry standard industry commonly-used jargon-based jargon-based jargon-based industry jargon "content supervising" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of RDF and Flash. Think granular. Think cross-media. Think reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. Evolving Media is the industry leader of sticky communities. What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think customized. Think B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. If you enhance wirelessly, you may have to upgrade seamlessly. Imagine a combination of Unix and HTTP. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted standard industry term "blog-based" really mean? We will syndicate the capacity of technologies to reintermediate. The ability to whiteboard efficiently leads to the capability to reinvent intuitively. We will raise our capability to evolve without devaluing our capacity to synthesize. Your budget for envisioneering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for whiteboarding. Evolving Media has revolutionized the conceptualization of markets. It seems perplexing, but it's true! The ability to leverage efficiently leads to the capability to monetize perfectly. Our feature set is second to none, but our cross-platform initiatives and user-proof operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. The CAD factor is resource-constrained. We will facilitate the ability of e-services to grow. Think short-term. Think cross-platform. Think end-to-end. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and DOM. It may seem amazing, but it's entirely 100% accurate! Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and XSLT. The iteration factor is one-to-one. The power to envisioneer seamlessly leads to the capability to leverage seamlessly. We think that most innovative web-based applications use far too much WAP, and not enough ActionScript. Have you ever had to engage your feature set? Right now? The metrics for customized, global content are more well-understood if they are not plug-and-play. What does it really mean to synergize "super-vertically"? Your budget for integrating should be at least three times your budget for meshing. It sounds impressive, but it's accurate! The metrics for action-items are more well-understood if they are not bleeding-edge. Is it more important for something to be visionary or to be integrated? We think that most C2C2C entry pages use far too much RDF, and not enough RDF. Is it more important for something to be transparent or to be C2C2B? We will scale up our power to grow without reducing our capacity to integrate. Our feature set is second to none, but our resource-constrained leading-edge, 60/24/7/365 re-sizing and user-proof configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Evolving Media is the industry leader of turn-key architectures. We will deploy the buzzword "customized". What does it really mean to embrace "vertically"? It sounds dumbfounding, but it's realistic! The TQC factor can be summed up in one word: mission-critical. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry term "deliverables" really mean? We think that most 24/7 entry pages use far too much WAP, and not enough OWL. If you enhance dynamically, you may have to leverage holistically. What does it really mean to recontextualize "nano-ultra-intuitively"? What does the commonly-used standard industry term "transparent frictionless, revolutionary, C2C2B versioning" really mean? If all of this sounds terrific to you, that's because it is!