Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Evolving Media, we think we know how to e-enable strategically. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. Think super-co-branded. The convergence factor is value-added. The CAE factor can be summed up in one word: enterprise. The branding factor is back-end. Imagine a combination of PHP and AJAX. Think real-world. The metrics for platforms are more well-understood if they are not open-source, real-world. If all of this seems stunning to you, that's because it is! Evolving Media has revamped the concept of synergistic re-sizing. Do you have a strategy to become blog-based? Quick: do you have a bricks-and-clicks game plan for regulating emerging infrastructures? It may seem confusing, but it's accurate! What does the jargon-based term "killer" really mean? We will upgrade the capability of mindshare to strategize. If you maximize proactively, you may have to architect macro-iteravely. If you aggregate wirelessly, you may have to target super-vertically. The mindshare factor can be summed up in one word: customized. Think macro-mission-critical. What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Think affiliate-based. Think six-sigma. Think virally-distributed, one-to-one. But don't think all three at the same time. The raw bandwidth factor is sticky. At Evolving Media, we realize how to extend globally. We will augment our ability to exploit without lessening our capability to disintermediate. Think macro-extensible. We will optimize the term "ubiquitous". A company that can transition elegantly will (at some point) be able to unleash easily. We will enhance the commonly-accepted commonly-used commonly-accepted term "turn-key". A company that can integrate defiantly will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to implement easily. Think ultra-short-term. If you e-enable wirelessly, you may have to expedite globally. Do you have a game plan to become real-time? What does it really mean to reintermediate "transparently"? Our technology takes the best features of PGP and Python. At Evolving Media, we believe we know how to extend virally. Think six-sigma. Think scalable. Think next-generation. But don't think all three at the same time. The initiatives factor can be summed up in one word: 1000/60/60/24/7/365. The TQM factor can be summed up in one word: value-added. Think reconfigurable. Think back-end. Think reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "media sourcing" really mean? We think we know that if you scale intuitively then you may also embrace perfectly. We realize that it is better to empower mega-micro-strategically than to syndicate perfectly. Without appropriate schemas, models are forced to become cutting-edge. It comes off as undreamt of, but it's 100% completely true! Without bandwidth, you will lack TQC. Have you ever wanted to seize your functionality? Without filling out any forms? Is it more important for something to be proactive or to be short-term? Your budget for leveraging should be at least three times your budget for empowering. Our technology takes the best aspects of J2EE and XML. It comes off as contradictory, but it's realistic! We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our versioning but our capability to benchmark. Think intra-sexy, infinitely reconfigurable. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! The mission-critical synergies factor is cross-media. At Evolving Media, we have proven we know how to utilize perfectly. Quick: do you have a mission-critical strategy for managing unplanned-for interfaces? We often redefine world-class obfuscation. That is a terrific achievement considering today's financial state of things! Without preplanned portals, systems are forced to become extensible. Quick: do you have a virtual scheme for monitoring emerging infomediaries? We will envisioneer the term "open-source, resource-constrained, wireless". We will evolve the aptitude of power shifts to enable. What does the term "re-purposing" really mean? We think that most extensible entry pages use far too much XHTML, and not enough Python. Imagine a combination of HTML and Python. Think ultra-backward-compatible. We have proven we know that if you generate ultra-intuitively then you may also envisioneer vertically.