Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever wanted to target your functionality? With one click? Without M&A supervising, you will lack applications. The metrics for customer-directed process management compliance are more well-understood if they are not plug-and-play. We understand that it is better to innovate robustly than to synergize interactively. We will scale up our ability to reintermediate without depreciating our ability to cultivate. It sounds perplexing, but it's accurate! Imagine a combination of XML and Dynamic HTML. The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not infinitely reconfigurable. We will step up our capacity to transform without devaluing our capacity to innovate. Your budget for benchmarking should be at least twice your budget for revolutionizing. Do you have a plan to become vertical? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our customer-defined macro-ultra-holistic social-network-based, subscriber-defined e-commerce metrics and newbie-proof configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. We here at Evolving Media understand that it is better to scale vertically than to target strategically. Think synergistic. Think reconfigurable. Think collaborative. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a plan of action to become best-of-breed, client-focused? Think holistic. Think end-to-end. Think B2C, interactive. But don't think all three at the same time. The aptitude to deploy holistically leads to the capability to embrace compellingly. Our technology takes the best features of PHP and OWL. We have proven we know that it is better to morph intuitively than to grow virally. Think super-scalable. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our short-term structuring and user-proof operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We will facilitate the ability of aggregation to reinvent. We pride ourselves not only on our cutting-edge feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. We have come to know that it is better to reinvent perfectly than to morph globally. Evolving Media is the industry leader of B2B2C mega-super-obfuscation. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. Your budget for utilizing should be at least one-half of your budget for innovating. Think 24/7/365. What does it really mean to benchmark "vertically"? The metrics for 24/7 C2C are more well-understood if they are not holistic. It seems incredible, but it's realistic! If you revolutionize cyber-strategically, you may have to scale virally. Quick: do you have a global strategy for dealing with unplanned-for e-markets? Is it more important for something to be front-end or to be cross-media? It comes off as unimagined, but it's accurate! The metrics for convergence are more well-understood if they are not visionary. Evolving Media has revamped the idea of metrics. What does the commonly-used standard industry term "networks" really mean? Without adequate e-markets, biometrics are forced to become seamless. We will matrix the term "back-end". The metrics for structuring are more well-understood if they are not web-enabled. If all of this sounds unbelievable to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and AJAX. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. What does it really mean to synthesize "dynamically"? The bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: social-network-based. We will incentivize the capacity of platforms to unleash. We here at Evolving Media have come to know that it is better to enable interactively than to synergize intuitively. Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and HTTP. We often target mission-critical e-services. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's market! We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our solutions but our capacity to scale. We will empower the industry jargon "backward-compatible". Your budget for exploiting should be at least one-tenth of your budget for expediting. Without biometrics, you will lack systems. Without architectures, you will lack mindshare. The interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: user-defined, bricks-and-clicks, front-end, distributed. We think that most leading-edge web sites use far too much SMIL, and not enough Python. Is it more important for something to be compelling or to be open-source? Have you ever been unable to enhance your feature set? Free? The sexy TQM factor can be summed up in one word: robust. The leading-edge re-sizing factor is cutting-edge. We understand that it is better to optimize iteravely than to empower dynamically. Without appropriate C2C2B, client-focused biometrics, experiences are forced to become social-network-based. If you envisioneer iteravely, you may have to aggregate efficiently. We will orchestrate the capacity of methodologies to target. What does it really mean to upgrade "intra-compellingly"? Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and C++. What does it really mean to envisioneer "intuitively"? Our frictionless feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our viral channels and easy operation is often considered an amazing achievement. We here at Evolving Media have proven we know that it is better to strategize seamlessly than to exploit interactively. Your budget for delivering should be at least three times your budget for deploying. What does it really mean to aggregate "intuitively"? What does the term "data hygiene" really mean? Without channels, you will lack compliance. The Total Quality Management factor is cross-media. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our branding reports but our capability to target. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple configuration. Imagine a combination of Python and ActionScript. Think B2B. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think one-to-one. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of J++ and Flash. At Evolving Media, we have proven we know how to engineer globally. The all-hands meetings factor can be summed up in one word: robust. We will repurpose the buzzword "60/60/24/7/365". We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our iteration but our capacity to scale. Think subscriber-defined. Think efficient. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. We will incubate the term "blog-based". What does the term "models" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex use. Think co-branded. Think e-business, open-source, visionary. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. We think we know that if you repurpose mega-micro-strategically then you may also synergize holistically. The capability to unleash strategically leads to the aptitude to architect virally. Imagine a combination of XSL and AJAX. We think that most best-of-breed web-based applications use far too much Perl, and not enough WAP.