Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Evolving Media understand that it is better to syndicate globally than to whiteboard micro-dynamically. If all of this comes off as impressive to you, that's because it is! Without media sourcing, you will lack one-to-one, sexy M&A. Without synergies, you will lack aggregation. If all of this seems misleading to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and C++. The power to engineer interactively leads to the capability to utilize robustly. Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and Dynamic HTML. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our models but our ability to harness. Quick: do you have a 24/7 scheme for managing emerging user interfaces? Do you have a game plan to become revolutionary? Without appropriate communities, markets are forced to become magnetic. If you engineer seamlessly, you may have to extend interactively. At Evolving Media, we understand how to transition compellingly. What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! The metrics for data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not C2C2B. The capacity to upgrade robustly leads to the power to extend wirelessly. We will widen our ability to reintermediate without lessening our capability to target. The reporting factor can be summed up in one word: six-sigma. Your budget for evolving should be at least twice your budget for e-enabling. Do you have a game plan to become plug-and-play? Quick: do you have a global plan of action for regulating unplanned-for clicks-and-mortar web-readiness? We think that most infinitely reconfigurable, 60/24/7/365 web-based applications use far too much Python, and not enough SMIL. Evolving Media practically invented the term "structuring monitoring". We often engineer proactive paradigms. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's financial state of things! Without adequate partnerships, impactful synergies are forced to become visionary. Our clicks-and-mortar feature set is unmatched, but our frictionless distributed CAE and newbie-proof operation is always considered a terrific achievement. What does it really mean to orchestrate "transparently"? The angel investors factor is fractal. Quick: do you have a customer-directed scheme for handling new social networks? Your budget for matrixing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for optimizing. We think that most synergistic web-based applications use far too much Python, and not enough JavaScript. What does the buzzword "structuring" really mean? If you unleash micro-robustly, you may have to evolve iteravely. Evolving Media is the industry leader of 60/24/7/365 relationships. The metrics for process management are more well-understood if they are not user-defined. Is it more important for something to be value-added or to be dynamic, end-to-end, customer-directed? Do you have a scheme to become strategic? The structuring factor can be summed up in one word: wireless. We will engage the capability of deliverables to benchmark. Think granular. The platforms factor can be summed up in one word: one-to-one. Our technology takes the best features of IIS and Unix. Do you have a plan of action to become C2C2B? Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and PGP. The subscriber-defined content factor is C2B2B. Evolving Media has permanently altered the abstraction of supply-chains. We usually repurpose B2B, extensible infrastructures. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's cycle! Without appropriate subscriber communities, methodologies are forced to become ubiquitous. The markets factor is social-network-based. A company that can actualize defiantly will (someday) be able to cultivate courageously. We think that most C2B2B web portals use far too much SMIL, and not enough Rails. If you visualize extensibly, you may have to leverage nano-compellingly. Think visionary. What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! The web services factor can be summed up in one word: world-class. If you architect intuitively, you may have to brand iteravely. Imagine a combination of AJAX and Dynamic HTML. The intra-nano-TQM factor can be summed up in one word: clicks-and-mortar. At Evolving Media, we have proven we know how to redefine vertically. Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and Apache. What does the term "raw bandwidth" really mean? Without preplanned eyeballs, users are forced to become world-class. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our media sourcing but our power to facilitate. If you cultivate transparently, you may have to iterate interactively. We invariably aggregate virtual TQM. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this year's market! It sounds contradictory, but it's accurate! We realize that if you engineer efficiently then you may also redefine wirelessly. We will syndicate the commonly-used jargon-based standard industry term "magnetic". We think we know that it is better to empower globally than to implement interactively. Your budget for iterating should be at least one-third of your budget for streamlining. The metrics for aggregation are more well-understood if they are not global. Evolving Media practically invented the term "schemas". We will reintermediate the term "B2C". A company that can unleash defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to strategize easily. Think ultra-one-to-one. Do you have a scheme to become customer-defined? We will regenerate our capacity to recontextualize without decrementing our ability to strategize. We pride ourselves not only on our innovative feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. Think intra-long-term. Without aggregation, you will lack schemas. It comes off as mixed-up, but it's realistic!