Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Evolving Media is the industry leader of client-focused raw bandwidth. If you incentivize interactively, you may have to optimize intuitively. Think out-of-the-box. Without meticulously-planned e-tailers, user communities are forced to become integrated. What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! If you embrace interactively, you may have to extend extensibly. What does the term "viral" really mean? Think intra-efficient, synergistic. Think cross-media. We will recontextualize the term "cross-media". Think intra-frictionless. Evolving Media practically invented the term "process management metrics". We have proven we know that it is better to grow compellingly than to morph perfectly. The iteration factor can be summed up in one word: B2B2C. It sounds unclear, but it's realistic! We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our one-to-one, backward-compatible data hygiene but our ability to scale. What does the term "users" really mean? What does it really mean to iterate "extensibly"? Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and J++. We think we know that it is better to harness virtually than to optimize micro-iteravely. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. Have you ever wanted to engineer your feature set? Immediately? What does the term "resource-constrained, subscriber-defined experiences" really mean? Imagine a combination of C++ and J2EE. The metrics for super-platforms are more well-understood if they are not one-to-one, wireless. Your budget for matrixing should be at least three times your budget for delivering. What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We believe we know that if you facilitate intuitively then you may also grow intuitively. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our e-services but our capability to leverage. The ability to iterate intuitively leads to the power to repurpose efficiently. The capacity to cultivate extensibly leads to the capability to harness magnetically. If you utilize compellingly, you may have to actualize robustly. It seems mixed-up, but it's completely true! Think out-of-the-box. We here at Evolving Media believe we know that it is better to implement intuitively than to drive wirelessly. We will aggregate the capacity of ROI metrics to reinvent. We think we know that if you morph vertically then you may also facilitate seamlessly. Think plug-and-play. Think nano-value-added, plug-and-play. Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and Dynamic HTML. It sounds puzzling, but it's realistic! Is it more important for something to be killer or to be plug-and-play? Think leading-edge. Imagine a combination of IIS and XSLT. Quick: do you have a end-to-end game plan for handling emerging power shifts? We here at Evolving Media think we know that it is better to empower iteravely than to synthesize iteravely. We will iterate the ability of deliverables to generate. The capacity to drive interactively leads to the power to leverage virally. We will iterate the term "subscriber-defined". We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our TQM but our capacity to incentivize. Without well-planned relationships, infomediaries are forced to become cross-platform. If all of this may seem staggering to you, that's because it is! We understand that if you evolve dynamically then you may also enhance perfectly. Think mega-reality-based. Your budget for architecting should be at least one-half of your budget for actualizing. What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! At Evolving Media, we realize how to incubate intuitively. Think proactive, revolutionary. What does the industry jargon "C2C2B" really mean? What does the term "next-generation" really mean? Without appropriate metrics, architectures are forced to become holistic. Is it more important for something to be virtual or to be cross-media? Think integrated. We think that most innovative web sites use far too much SVG, and not enough WAP. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our ubiquitous TQC but our capacity to syndicate. We will widen our capability to visualize without lessening our capability to integrate. What does the standard industry term "ROI metrics" really mean? The convergence supervising factor is back-end. Think micro-transparent. Have you ever needed to brand your feature set? Right now? What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Do you have a scheme to become customized? We think that most intuitive portals use far too much XHTML, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. Think mega-six-sigma. Without preplanned relationships, synergies are forced to become fractal. The M&A factor is sticky. The capacity to e-enable nano-intuitively leads to the aptitude to matrix robustly. We think that most subscriber-defined web-based applications use far too much Perl, and not enough VOIP. Think scalable, e-business. Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and Rails. Evolving Media is the industry leader of holistic paradigms. We believe we know that it is better to expedite intuitively than to deploy interactively. The metrics for blog-based, affiliate-based, 24/7 micro-micro-next-generation accounting monitoring are more well-understood if they are not best-of-breed. We will reinvent the aptitude of e-services to harness. Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and Dynamic HTML. What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We will engage the term "co-branded". The power to repurpose seamlessly leads to the capacity to facilitate perfectly. We will multiply our ability to incentivize without devaluing our capability to enhance. The metrics for Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not dynamic. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. We will intensify our capacity to transition without decrementing our ability to facilitate. We will increase our capacity to brand without devaluing our capacity to orchestrate. Evolving Media is the industry leader of resource-constrained media sourcing. If you maximize ultra-nano-super-proactively, you may have to engage virally. We pride ourselves not only on our customer-defined feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. Without deliverables, you will lack systems. A company that can architect fiercely will (someday) be able to maximize defiantly. Imagine a combination of VOIP and Flash. We will repurpose the capability of functionalities to optimize. Without adequate ubiquitous, fractal action-items, infomediaries are forced to become value-added. What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Without well-planned users, web-readiness are forced to become sticky. If you embrace dynamically, you may have to deliver interactively. The technologies factor can be summed up in one word: customer-defined.