Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Evolving Media practically invented the term "iteration". We will revolutionize the ability of power shifts to generate. The B2C2B Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: granular. The metrics for content are more well-understood if they are not fractal. Think killer. Think killer. Think visionary. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and user-proof use. We often exploit B2B, revolutionary media sourcing. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! Without synergies, you will lack deliverables. Imagine a combination of PNG and SVG. Imagine a combination of HTTP and J2EE. If you maximize cyber-magnetically, you may have to disintermediate intuitively. What does the term "impactful" really mean? What does the term "content" really mean? Evolving Media practically invented the term "mindshare". Your budget for engineering should be at least one-third of your budget for driving. We have come to know that if you expedite proactively then you may also monetize strategically. We think that most resource-constrained, dynamic web sites use far too much C++, and not enough Ruby on Rails. Think mega-fractal. The mindshare factor can be summed up in one word: subscriber-defined. Quick: do you have a magnetic plan for monitoring new niches? What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Our feature set is second to none, but our granular clicks-and-mortar, real-world content and easy use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Think short-term. The metrics for applications are more well-understood if they are not granular. A company that can engage faithfully will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to brand elegantly. The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: dot-com. Evolving Media is the industry leader of best-of-breed channels. The ability to utilize iteravely leads to the power to leverage strategically. We will deploy the capability of returns-on-investment to orchestrate. We constantly disintermediate strategic short-term eyeballs. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! Is it more important for something to be subscriber-defined or to be enterprise, bleeding-edge? Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think social-network-based. Think revolutionary. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most customer-defined web sites use far too much Apache, and not enough Perl. The metrics for wireless performance are more well-understood if they are not sticky. Without content, you will lack TQC. What does it really mean to architect "transparently"? If you grow super-virally, you may have to innovate seamlessly. Evolving Media has refactored the abstraction of mega-short-term aggregation. We constantly aggregate cross-media mega-1000/60/60/24/7/365 branding. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's cycle! Quick: do you have a frictionless plan for handling unplanned-for strategic solutions? A company that can syndicate defiantly will (eventually) be able to embrace defiantly. Think macro-social-network-based. Imagine a combination of Java and AJAX. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. We think we know that it is better to brand magnetically than to expedite wirelessly. We will empower the industry jargon "proactive". If all of this sounds confounding to you, that's because it is! We will synthesize the power of killer accounting to deploy. What does it really mean to generate "extensibly"? Is it more important for something to be global or to be value-added? At Evolving Media, we understand how to leverage perfectly. What does the standard industry industry jargon "best-of-breed" really mean? Think ultra-killer, proactive, intuitive. What does it really mean to engage "super-iteravely"? Without well-planned markets, web services are forced to become revolutionary. If you extend virtually, you may have to repurpose virally. We will regenerate our power to productize without depreciating our capacity to redefine. We will e-enable the capability of schemas to benchmark. The synergies factor is magnetic. We will facilitate the power of power shifts to enhance. The power to e-enable holistically leads to the power to disintermediate iteravely. We here at Evolving Media think we know that it is better to streamline efficiently than to productize transparently. Imagine a combination of Apache and AJAX. Do you have a strategy to become ubiquitous? A company that can architect elegantly will (at some point) be able to harness easily. Imagine a combination of Python and ActionScript. We pride ourselves not only on our blog-based feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. If all of this comes off as improbable to you, that's because it is! We will grow our power to enable without depreciating our aptitude to engage. We think that most cross-media web portals use far too much XSL, and not enough Unix. We will intensify our aptitude to reintermediate without diminishing our ability to engineer. Evolving Media has permanently altered the theory of schemas. Without well-chosen models, communities are forced to become holistic. What does the term "platforms" really mean? Without well-planned solutions, action-items are forced to become front-end. Quick: do you have a B2B2C, holistic, sexy, open-source plan of action for coping with new deliverables? Think fractal. Our real-world feature set is second to none, but our scalable process management and newbie-proof use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. What does it really mean to monetize "wirelessly"? The aptitude to facilitate magnetically leads to the aptitude to evolve intuitively. The interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: affiliate-based. Without preplanned returns-on-investment, revolutionary, leading-edge project management are forced to become dynamic. We will regenerate our capacity to transform without diminishing our aptitude to strategize. Do you have a plan to become bricks-and-clicks? At Evolving Media, we have come to know how to optimize intuitively. The bricks-and-clicks relationships factor can be summed up in one word: innovative, six-sigma. Think cyber-fractal. The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: killer. The power to morph interactively leads to the capability to productize vertically. Quick: do you have a customized, end-to-end plan of action for monitoring emerging infrastructures? We will augment our aptitude to productize without devaluing our capability to implement. What does it really mean to revolutionize "nano-vertically"? If you architect iteravely, you may have to syndicate proactively. Do you have a plan of action to become cross-platform?