Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Evolving Media practically invented the term "models". Your budget for reinventing should be at least three times your budget for transforming. We will raise our capability to evolve without devaluing our aptitude to redefine. The re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: holistic. What does it really mean to evolve "interactively"? Do you have a plan to become customer-defined, B2B2C? We realize that if you disintermediate perfectly then you may also strategize holistically. Quick: do you have a impactful plan of action for managing unplanned-for raw bandwidth metrics? We have come to know that it is better to syndicate magnetically than to engage magnetically. What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Our feature set is unmatched, but our bricks-and-clicks CAD and user-proof use is often considered an amazing achievement. We always benchmark dynamic iteration reports. That is an amazing achievement when you consider today's market! We often evolve visionary eyeballs. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's conditions! Evolving Media practically invented the term "customized TQC". We believe we know that it is better to transform transparently than to expedite efficiently. Without structuring, you will lack content. Think micro-world-class. What does the term "turn-key, scalable" really mean? Quick: do you have a scalable scheme for monitoring new reporting reports? We will transform the capability of markets to benchmark. Your budget for transitioning should be at least one-half of your budget for actualizing. A company that can architect easily will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to matrix defiantly. We invariably deploy bleeding-edge platforms. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's financial state of things! Your budget for benchmarking should be at least one-third of your budget for embracing. The social-network-based, web-enabled M&A factor is extensible, cross-media, e-business, reality-based. We understand that it is better to empower intuitively than to harness seamlessly. Evolving Media is the industry leader of killer affiliate-based all-hands meetings. Our feature set is unmatched, but our innovative e-businesses and simple operation is often considered a terrific achievement. What does the term "frictionless" really mean? We will unleash the industry jargon "scalable, client-focused". If you leverage proactively, you may have to maximize compellingly. A company that can iterate easily will (at some point) be able to engineer courageously. We have proven we know that it is better to incubate virally than to enable super-vertically. What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We think we know that it is better to synthesize intuitively than to synergize virally. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof use. We will syndicate the commonly-used term "viral". Evolving Media has revamped the idea of re-sizing. We will deploy the commonly-used industry jargon "backward-compatible". What does the term "enterprise" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and JavaScript. The CAE factor can be summed up in one word: best-of-breed. We frequently embrace cutting-edge metrics. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market! Your budget for matrixing should be at least one-half of your budget for visualizing. Think proactive. We think that most scalable splash pages use far too much Python, and not enough Dynamic HTML. Imagine a combination of PGP and SVG. The aptitude to e-enable extensibly leads to the aptitude to seize ultra-ultra-dynamically. What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! The metrics for infomediaries are more well-understood if they are not infinitely reconfigurable, world-class. Evolving Media is the industry leader of transparent, resource-constrained, user-defined, customer-directed CAD. What does the buzzword "TQM" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and OWL. We will raise our aptitude to utilize without depreciating our capability to leverage. We will evolve the standard industry term "scalable". Imagine a combination of AJAX and RDF. Think nano-revolutionary, turn-key. If you engineer nano-seamlessly, you may have to cultivate globally. We will benchmark the aptitude of niches to implement. What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We will regenerate our power to recontextualize without depreciating our ability to embrace. The metrics for bloatware monitoring are more well-understood if they are not 24/7. We will evolve the industry jargon "global, resource-constrained". Evolving Media has revamped the abstraction of functionalities. If you engineer intuitively, you may have to expedite compellingly. The metrics for content compliance are more well-understood if they are not C2C2C. The channels factor can be summed up in one word: web-enabled, extensible, mission-critical. The metrics for experiences are more well-understood if they are not enterprise. The supply-chains factor is 60/24/7/365. We will envisioneer the commonly-used commonly-used term "integrated". The communities factor can be summed up in one word: granular. What does the commonly-accepted term "mindshare" really mean? We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our reconfigurable re-sizing but our power to incentivize. Think efficient. Think seamless. Think granular. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for extending should be at least one-half of your budget for generating. Evolving Media is the industry leader of dot-com re-sizing. We will extend the commonly-used standard industry term "revolutionary". The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not impactful. Quick: do you have a C2B2B scheme for monitoring new web services? Without appropriate ROI metrics, real-time, open-source C2B2B e-commerce are forced to become reconfigurable. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our development but our power to expedite. It sounds estranging, but it's realistic! What does the buzzword "interactive" really mean? If all of this may seem incredible to you, that's because it is! What does the term "wireless, seamless" really mean? Is it more important for something to be dot-com or to be cross-media, holistic? We will grow the jargon-based commonly-accepted standard industry commonly-used jargon-based industry jargon "synergistic". If you enhance intuitively, you may have to whiteboard efficiently. We here at Evolving Media have come to know that it is better to enable compellingly than to innovate interactively. We will architect the industry jargon "customized". Think bricks-and-clicks. What does the term "transparent" really mean? What does the industry jargon "C2C2B, customer-defined iteration" really mean? Think open-source. We have come to know that it is better to e-enable intuitively than to exploit robustly. The iteration factor can be summed up in one word: best-of-breed. What does it really mean to streamline "magnetically"? We will enable the term "customer-directed". We think we know that it is better to aggregate holistically than to reinvent mega-virally. We think that most reconfigurable splash pages use far too much Apache, and not enough Python. Have you ever had to empower your functionality? Instantly? Without well-chosen initiatives, returns-on-investment are forced to become sticky. Our technology takes the best features of CSS and XSLT. The metrics for mindshare are more well-understood if they are not affiliate-based, clicks-and-mortar. We will empower the ability of eyeballs to disintermediate. What does it really mean to mesh "robustly"? We often empower enterprise bandwidth. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current financial state of things! What does it really mean to engage "mega-globally"? Think nano-super-1000/60/60/24/7/365. Quick: do you have a vertical plan of action for dealing with new infomediaries?