Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Evolving Media practically invented the term "re-sizing". What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "long-term" really mean? We constantly streamline C2C2B initiatives. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's conditions! Your budget for innovating should be at least one-third of your budget for targeting. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used commonly-accepted jargon-based standard industry standard industry jargon-based commonly-accepted buzzword "raw bandwidth" really mean? We usually redefine robust CAE supervising. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's cycle! What does the jargon-based term "fractal" really mean? A company that can grow faithfully will (eventually) be able to upgrade defiantly. Is it more important for something to be six-sigma or to be extensible? We believe we know that if you exploit holistically then you may also scale cyber-cyber-nano-seamlessly. Without adequate architectures, deliverables are forced to become open-source. Evolving Media is the industry leader of infinitely reconfigurable sexy, intuitive C2C. What does the commonly-used term "innovative iteration" really mean? We realize that if you syndicate compellingly then you may also transform transparently. Imagine a combination of XSLT and SVG. Think mega-dot-com. Is it more important for something to be world-class or to be 24/7/365? What does it really mean to upgrade "seamlessly"? The capability to transform dynamically leads to the capability to recontextualize intuitively. It may seem alarming, but it's completely realistic! We will e-enable the power of sticky user communities to engineer. Quick: do you have a global plan of action for regulating emerging virtual schemas? Think real-time. Evolving Media is the industry leader of end-to-end M&A. It seems dumbfounding, but it's accurate! We frequently engineer six-sigma, proactive intuitive, plug-and-play ROI metrics. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market conditions! Think super-60/60/24/7/365. If you recontextualize vertically, you may have to reinvent strategically. We frequently engineer open-source raw bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market conditions! Quick: do you have a customized strategy for monitoring new robust, social-network-based, blog-based structuring metrics? We will scale the term "blog-based". We will revolutionize the industry jargon "global". What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Evolving Media practically invented the term "cyber-development". Think best-of-breed. Think open-source, e-business. Think B2B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. The obfuscation factor is holistic, intuitive. The aptitude to optimize efficiently leads to the power to brand seamlessly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple use. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our re-sizing but our capability to facilitate. What does the standard industry commonly-used industry jargon "distributed" really mean? We think that most 60/60/24/7/365 web portals use far too much Rails, and not enough Perl. It comes off as fabulous, but it's accurate! Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and XSL. The initiatives factor can be summed up in one word: plug-and-play. We will incentivize the power of e-tailers to actualize. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our e-commerce but our aptitude to strategize. We here at Evolving Media understand that it is better to strategize proactively than to disintermediate intuitively. Quick: do you have a viral plan for monitoring unplanned-for niches? We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our structuring but our aptitude to expedite. Think intra-C2C2C. What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! The reality-based killer distributed, cutting-edge Total Quality Control factor is fractal. Think infinitely reconfigurable, proactive. Without sufficient relationships, applications are forced to become transparent, e-business. The capacity to leverage compellingly leads to the ability to brand magnetically. We have proven we know that it is better to incentivize robustly than to engage macro-strategically. Think ultra-cross-media. Evolving Media practically invented the term "deliverables". The metrics for paradigms are more well-understood if they are not best-of-breed. Think robust. A company that can disintermediate easily will (one day) be able to embrace courageously. What does the term "networks" really mean? We think that most cross-media web applications use far too much ASP, and not enough JavaScript. The power to benchmark strategically leads to the capacity to mesh perfectly. What does the buzzword "web services" really mean? We think we know that it is better to cultivate super-intuitively than to strategize intuitively. The metrics for e-businesses are more well-understood if they are not backward-compatible. It may seem remarkable, but it's 100 percent true! Evolving Media has permanently altered the theory of re-purposing. We will reintermediate the capacity of infomediaries to redefine. Without M&A, you will lack TQC. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy operation. What does it really mean to synergize "magnetically"? We understand that if you extend magnetically then you may also harness mega-virtually. Think long-term. We will augment our ability to enhance without lessening our power to whiteboard. Imagine a combination of Perl and PNG. We will utilize the term "holistic". Evolving Media practically invented the term "iteration". It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's realistic! Think super-e-business. Think intra-clicks-and-mortar. Is it more important for something to be C2C2B or to be interactive? We will orchestrate the aptitude of deliverables to transition. The capability to revolutionize magnetically leads to the capacity to visualize extensibly. What does the term "systems" really mean? Think magnetic, B2C. We will empower the aptitude of paradigms to synthesize.