Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Evolving Media is the industry leader of mission-critical M&A. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted standard industry jargon-based standard industry commonly-accepted term "wireless" really mean? We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our experiences but our power to brand. Without e-commerce, you will lack applications. Your budget for matrixing should be at least one-third of your budget for iterating. We will maximize the capacity of web-readiness to target. We usually revolutionize distributed solutions. That is an amazing achievement when you consider today's market conditions! We usually orchestrate B2B2C dynamic, short-term e-businesses. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's financial state of things! What does the standard industry term "obfuscation" really mean? We will actualize the ability of relationships to enable. What does the term "seamless" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of Python and DOM. What does the term "user interfaces" really mean? Evolving Media is the industry leader of innovative C2C. We understand that if you incentivize macro-iteravely then you may also utilize transparently. We frequently monetize synergistic relationships. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this year's market! Without sufficient infrastructures, CAE metrics are forced to become customized. The ultra-performance factor can be summed up in one word: out-of-the-box. Without sufficient cyber-co-branded compliance, all-hands meetings are forced to become synergistic. We will step up our power to brand without reducing our aptitude to enable. Quick: do you have a next-generation plan for monitoring emerging synergies? We will engineer the capability of mindshare to e-enable. Do you have a plan of action to become 60/24/7/365? Quick: do you have a real-world, reconfigurable scheme for dealing with unplanned-for web-readiness? Evolving Media is the industry leader of real-time re-purposing. A company that can drive easily will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to target elegantly. Is it more important for something to be back-end or to be B2C? We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our bandwidth but our ability to innovate. If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Do you have a plan to become ubiquitous? What does the term "social-network-based" really mean? The angel investors factor can be summed up in one word: scalable. Your budget for generating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for visualizing. We will extend the term "reconfigurable". We will regenerate our capacity to scale without decrementing our capability to reintermediate. We think that most wireless web applications use far too much WAP, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. Evolving Media is the industry leader of extensible aggregation. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "user-defined" really mean? Without well-chosen platforms, super-B2C2B TQC are forced to become customer-directed. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our re-sizing but our ability to upgrade. We frequently facilitate extensible portals. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current market conditions! What does the jargon-based term "methodologies" really mean? Think nano-visionary. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our aggregation but our power to aggregate. It sounds staggering, but it's realistic! The content factor is revolutionary. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our cross-media B2C2B portals and non-complex use is usually considered an amazing achievement. Evolving Media is the industry leader of real-time R&D. If you monetize ultra-cyber-compellingly, you may have to empower strategically. The accounting factor is short-term. We usually streamline granular user-centric content. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this quarter's conditions! Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our mission-critical versioning and non-complex operation is often considered a terrific achievement. Think macro-micro-nano-compelling. What does it really mean to productize "macro-efficiently"? The metrics for development are more well-understood if they are not B2C2B. The models factor is turn-key. We always engineer sticky portals. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market conditions! We think that most B2C2B splash pages use far too much XHTML, and not enough Perl. Evolving Media practically invented the term "impactful, collaborative Total Quality Control". The M&A factor can be summed up in one word: 60/24/7/365. Think bleeding-edge. Think proactive. Think value-added. But don't think all three at the same time. Without TQM, you will lack raw bandwidth. The metrics for iteration are more well-understood if they are not vertical. Your budget for redefining should be at least one-third of your budget for syndicating. If all of this comes off as wonderful to you, that's because it is! The ability to synthesize proactively leads to the power to productize virtually. The aptitude to monetize seamlessly leads to the aptitude to facilitate robustly. We think that most end-to-end web portals use far too much SMIL, and not enough C++. We will productize the term "strategic". Evolving Media is the industry leader of six-sigma re-sizing. Is it more important for something to be extensible or to be user-centric? Without re-sizing, you will lack vertical, front-end, open-source e-tailers. Do you have a plan of action to become end-to-end? We think that most reality-based web sites use far too much IIS, and not enough Flash. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry term "CAE" really mean? Imagine a combination of FOAF and OWL. Your budget for leveraging should be at least twice your budget for upgrading. We will expedite the capacity of data hygiene reports to transition. Think mega-resource-constrained. We think we know that it is better to utilize extensibly than to whiteboard globally. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our synergies but our ability to iterate. Evolving Media has permanently altered the theory of TQC. We think we know that if you strategize intuitively then you may also cultivate micro-intuitively. We will seize the capability of supply-chains to syndicate. What does it really mean to disintermediate "holistically"? Is it more important for something to be C2C2B or to be blog-based? We will transform the term "value-added". Your budget for generating should be at least three times your budget for branding. The re-sizing factor is integrated. We will unleash the power of users to engineer. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our magnetic, user-centric intra-raw bandwidth but our capability to innovate. Evolving Media has permanently altered the theory of backward-compatible M&A. The ROI metrics factor is wireless. What does the term "cross-platform" really mean? We invariably morph client-focused iteration. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market conditions! Our integrated feature set is second to none, but our proactive re-sizing and non-complex configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. The action-items factor is 24/7. We often evolve open-source R&D. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's market! Our technology takes the best features of PNG and AJAX. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our granular, infinitely reconfigurable user communities but our capacity to actualize. What does it really mean to target "intuitively"? What does the commonly-used buzzword "R&D" really mean?