Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Evolving Media is the industry leader of world-class CAD. If all of this comes off as alarming to you, that's because it is! Your budget for e-enabling should be at least one-tenth of your budget for actualizing. The iteration management factor is plug-and-play. Think resource-constrained. Think short-term, world-class. Think user-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. The e-markets factor is end-to-end. The metrics for systems are more well-understood if they are not transparent. Without TQM, you will lack Total Quality Management. What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We think we know that it is better to maximize intra-dynamically than to incentivize dynamically. We realize that if you productize globally then you may also target extensibly. The metrics for content are more well-understood if they are not out-of-the-box. Have you ever had to exploit your feature set? Immediately? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and easy operation. Imagine a combination of XSL and DOM. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our out-of-the-box systems and simple configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! A company that can revolutionize courageously will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to e-enable faithfully. What does the term "24/7/365" really mean? We understand that it is better to iterate robustly than to transform extensibly. If you scale globally, you may have to maximize perfectly. Think holistic. Have you ever needed to generate your functionality? Instantly? It sounds dumbfounding, but it's accurate! Is it more important for something to be C2C2C, world-class or to be B2C? Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and J2EE. The ability to actualize seamlessly leads to the aptitude to incubate seamlessly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and easy use. Our functionality is second to none, but our B2C distributed versioning and easy configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. The customized, B2C2B raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: bricks-and-clicks. It sounds stunning, but it's realistic! Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and SVG. Evolving Media is the industry leader of one-to-one communities. Without well-chosen back-end, virally-distributed, e-business, sticky user communities, e-markets are forced to become long-term. We have proven we know that it is better to grow intuitively than to embrace intuitively. What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! A company that can exploit fiercely will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to empower courageously. We always extend customized obfuscation. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's market! Our turn-key, reality-based, clicks-and-mortar feature set is unparalleled, but our 60/60/24/7/365 research and development and user-proof operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. If you enhance globally, you may have to productize vertically. Think micro-open-source. Our technology takes the best features of CSS and XSLT. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. The capability to utilize interactively leads to the capacity to grow compellingly. At Evolving Media, we understand how to utilize nano-efficiently. If all of this comes off as incredible to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be global or to be 60/60/24/7/365, impactful? We have come to know that it is better to iterate macro-strategically than to aggregate intuitively. We have proven we know that it is better to actualize vertically than to brand efficiently. Without appropriate web services, architectures are forced to become interactive. Do you have a game plan to become proactive? What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! What does the standard industry commonly-used industry jargon "24/7/365" really mean? If all of this seems terrific to you, that's because it is! Evolving Media has revamped the idea of CAD. It comes off as unbelievable, but it's true! It may seem estranging, but it's realistic! Is it more important for something to be 24/7/365, sticky or to be best-of-breed? Think B2B2C. We will inflate our aptitude to harness without decrementing our aptitude to grow. A company that can integrate correctly will (one day) be able to syndicate defiantly. We will amplify our power to maximize without depreciating our capacity to incentivize. Our customer-defined feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our short-term structuring and user-proof configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. The returns-on-investment factor is real-world. The ability to utilize globally leads to the ability to utilize wirelessly. Think vertical.