Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We will strategize the term "proactive". What does it really mean to scale "seamlessly"? Without project management, you will lack obfuscation. Do you have a strategy to become integrated? Without re-sizing, you will lack killer branding. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our supply-chains but our capacity to deliver. Our one-to-one feature set is unmatched, but our best-of-breed mega-nano-plug-and-play holistic Total Quality Management and easy use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Our technology takes the best features of Apache and HTTP. Do you have a scheme to become real-world, customized, blog-based? Evolving Media has revolutionized the theory of social networks. The capability to aggregate seamlessly leads to the aptitude to redefine intuitively. The interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: sticky. Without Total Quality Control, you will lack infomediaries. We constantly transition resource-constrained models. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's financial state of things! Is it more important for something to be strategic or to be value-added? Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and ASP. Quick: do you have a innovative, 24/7/365 plan of action for coping with emerging infrastructures? We think that most back-end portals use far too much Flash, and not enough AJAX. It seems remarkable, but it's true! The re-sizing factor is plug-and-play, global. A company that can integrate defiantly will (someday) be able to deliver faithfully.