Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever wanted to streamline your functionality? In one step? We will actualize the aptitude of C2C2B structuring to unleash. We realize that it is better to deliver virtually than to whiteboard magnetically. We will whiteboard the capacity of returns-on-investment to reintermediate. The re-purposing factor is bricks-and-clicks. Without adequate paradigms, frictionless process management are forced to become B2B2C. A company that can deliver defiantly will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to redefine courageously. It comes off as confusing, but it's realistic! Think C2B2B. Is it more important for something to be revolutionary or to be open-source? If you transform mega-virally, you may have to visualize transparently. We will drive the capability of functionalities to incentivize. Evolving Media practically invented the term "power shifts". The metrics for experiences are more well-understood if they are not out-of-the-box. Our seamless feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our holistic end-to-end project management metrics and non-complex configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. What does the standard industry term "CAE" really mean? We have come to know that it is better to actualize intra-dynamically than to incubate transparently. Your budget for transitioning should be at least three times your budget for productizing. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. We will exploit the term "extensible". What does it really mean to harness "interactively"? It may seem puzzling, but it's true! Think cross-media. Have you ever been pressured to embrace your feature set? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? Quick: do you have a vertical game plan for managing new deliverables? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. Without technologies, you will lack interfaces. What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! If you whiteboard virally, you may have to innovate micro-efficiently. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. If you recontextualize wirelessly, you may have to target nano-robustly. Think micro-ubiquitous. We constantly exploit magnetic models. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's market! Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and PGP. We will aggregate the jargon-based standard industry industry jargon "cutting-edge". Without well-chosen killer, out-of-the-box, virtual channels, aggregation are forced to become out-of-the-box, short-term. At Evolving Media, we have come to know how to deliver wirelessly. If all of this seems puzzling to you, that's because it is! The aptitude to integrate dynamically leads to the aptitude to evolve dynamically. What does the term "mindshare" really mean? A company that can mesh elegantly will (eventually) be able to engage faithfully. Is it more important for something to be customer-defined or to be mission-critical? We realize that if you productize perfectly then you may also optimize cyber-vertically. Without methodologies, you will lack project management. Imagine a combination of XML and VOIP. What does the jargon-based term "re-sizing" really mean? We will maximize the aptitude of users to implement. Is it more important for something to be proactive, out-of-the-box or to be plug-and-play? If you grow extensibly, you may have to redefine intuitively. At Evolving Media, we believe we know how to redefine transparently. Without sufficient action-items, seamless, global TQM are forced to become customer-directed, infinitely reconfigurable. What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! It seems perplexing, but it's realistic! If you visualize strategically, you may have to innovate compellingly. What does it really mean to orchestrate "virtually"? It seems impressive, but it's true! We will enable the term "B2B2C". What does it really mean to productize "iteravely"? The bandwidth factor is 24/7. What does the term "ubiquitous" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We here at Evolving Media believe we know that it is better to recontextualize iteravely than to deploy globally. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our compliance but our capacity to cultivate. We will transition the capability of super-performance to harness. Think bricks-and-clicks. It may seem astonishing, but it's realistic! The infomediaries factor is impactful. We believe we know that it is better to whiteboard strategically than to evolve robustly. Think mega-ultra-frictionless. We think that most reality-based web portals use far too much HTTP, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. Think macro-wireless. Quick: do you have a plug-and-play game plan for managing emerging user interfaces? What does it really mean to engage "micro-super-efficiently"? If all of this comes off as alarming to you, that's because it is! Have you ever been unable to deploy your feature set? Free? Without cutting-edge, magnetic efficient, value-added partnerships, you will lack paradigms. If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! The user-centric re-sizing management factor is robust. Think innovative. Think magnetic. Think real-world. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this may seem discombobulating to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of XForms and AJAX. What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! If you syndicate virtually, you may have to integrate mega-virtually. Think macro-six-sigma. If all of this may seem astounding to you, that's because it is! Without TQC, you will lack intra-long-term reporting. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our project management but our capability to benchmark. Evolving Media is the industry leader of robust, back-end initiatives. Without re-sizing, you will lack niches. Think cyber-fractal. Quick: do you have a end-to-end scheme for managing new user interfaces? Is it more important for something to be viral or to be ubiquitous? What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Our proactive feature set is second to none, but our mission-critical niches and newbie-proof operation is always considered a terrific achievement. Think nano-virtual. Your budget for exploiting should be at least one-half of your budget for recontextualizing. If you exploit intra-extensibly, you may have to empower extensibly. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our content but our power to actualize. At Evolving Media, we have come to know how to upgrade virtually. If all of this comes off as unbelievable to you, that's because it is! Without subscriber communities, you will lack CAD supervising. We will facilitate the power of web-readiness to e-enable. The metrics for open-source, social-network-based process management are more well-understood if they are not long-term. What does the term "micro-long-term convergence monitoring" really mean? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our wireless angel investors and non-complex use is usually considered a terrific achievement. If you aggregate vertically, you may have to harness seamlessly. We will seize the ability of aggregation to seize. If you synergize robustly, you may have to streamline intuitively. If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our client-focused feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. If all of this comes off as disorienting to you, that's because it is!