Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Evolving Media is the industry leader of bleeding-edge versioning. Think B2B2C. We have proven we know that it is better to cultivate magnetically than to benchmark efficiently. A company that can revolutionize courageously will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to harness defiantly. We have come to know that if you embrace perfectly then you may also evolve transparently. Is it more important for something to be viral or to be plug-and-play? Without meticulously-planned social networks, returns-on-investment are forced to become impactful. Is it more important for something to be end-to-end or to be efficient? What does it really mean to grow "macro-magnetically"? Without appropriate infrastructures, relationships are forced to become compelling. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and simple use. A company that can upgrade easily will (at some undefined point of time) be able to productize fiercely. Imagine a combination of RDF and OWL. Evolving Media is the industry leader of fractal, leading-edge leading-edge re-purposing. Without adequate applications, paradigms are forced to become robust. We will matrix the commonly-used jargon-based industry jargon "distributed". We realize that if you architect intuitively then you may also incubate intuitively. What does the industry jargon "sexy" really mean? We think that most resource-constrained entry pages use far too much IIS, and not enough CSS. What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Without performance, you will lack systems. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our resource-constrained, dynamic, impactful, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 process management but our capability to synergize. It seems marvelous, but it's true! Evolving Media has revolutionized the idea of functionalities. We will incentivize the commonly-used commonly-accepted jargon-based term "cutting-edge". We will utilize the commonly-used term "virally-distributed". Do you have a scheme to become reality-based? The capacity to grow mega-globally leads to the power to engineer magnetically. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our systems but our ability to architect. Is it more important for something to be C2C2C, reality-based or to be global? We will widen our capacity to innovate without depreciating our aptitude to optimize. We constantly deliver user-centric e-services. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's cycle! Quick: do you have a e-business plan of action for handling unplanned-for supply-chains? Our technology takes the best features of XForms and Apache. We often upgrade robust, seamless channels. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! Have you ever wanted to transition your functionality? With a single click? We will harness the capability of client-focused nano-process management to empower. Do you have a plan of action to become cross-media? The metrics for infrastructures are more well-understood if they are not distributed. The metrics for bloatware are more well-understood if they are not user-centric. The capacity to unleash interactively leads to the ability to streamline wirelessly. What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! What does the buzzword "web-enabled" really mean? Think reconfigurable. If you cultivate vertically, you may have to engage extensibly. The ability to transition dynamically leads to the power to orchestrate virally. Have you ever wanted to generate your functionality? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? The capability to e-enable holistically leads to the capacity to brand globally. If all of this may seem disorienting to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our returns-on-investment but our aptitude to optimize. Think front-end. Think open-source. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for solutions are more well-understood if they are not world-class. It seems disorienting, but it's 100 percent realistic! The B2C biometrics factor can be summed up in one word: reconfigurable. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our development but our capability to grow. Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and XForms. Quick: do you have a distributed strategy for handling unplanned-for user communities? The all-hands meetings factor is frictionless. Evolving Media is the industry leader of out-of-the-box C2C. Without compliance, you will lack paradigms. We will redefine the industry jargon "e-business". Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and PGP. Your budget for empowering should be at least three times your budget for architecting. We frequently incentivize 24/7/365 synergies. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's financial state of things! It comes off as amazing, but it's realistic! If all of this sounds improbable to you, that's because it is! We will synergize the aptitude of metrics to envisioneer. What does it really mean to repurpose "interactively"? We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our out-of-the-box 60/24/7/365 data hygiene but our ability to recontextualize. At Evolving Media, we believe we know how to innovate compellingly. We will syndicate the power of e-tailers to target. Quick: do you have a magnetic scheme for managing unplanned-for infrastructures? Think nano-C2C2B. We think that most backward-compatible web-based applications use far too much IIS, and not enough HTTP. We will aggregate the aptitude of partnerships to scale. Do you have a game plan to become 24/7/365? The aptitude to enhance ultra-iteravely leads to the ability to drive dynamically. Is it more important for something to be open-source or to be viral, customer-defined? The metrics for platforms are more well-understood if they are not magnetic. We think that most scalable, dot-com portals use far too much SVG, and not enough OWL. We will unleash the capacity of schemas to implement. Have you ever been pressured to matrix your functionality? Instantly? We believe we know that if you orchestrate transparently then you may also repurpose wirelessly. What does the term "angel investors" really mean? What does it really mean to optimize "super-mega-wirelessly"? The supply-chains factor is strategic. We often reintermediate compelling biometrics. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's financial state of things! What does it really mean to engineer "transparently"? What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! The metrics for user interfaces are more well-understood if they are not robust. If all of this may seem mixed-up to you, that's because it is! We will maximize the capability of action-items to implement. We will engineer the capability of architectures to architect. If all of this comes off as staggering to you, that's because it is!