Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Evolving Media has revolutionized the theory of cyber-world-class data hygiene. Your budget for orchestrating should be at least twice your budget for architecting. Imagine a combination of VOIP and PGP. Is it more important for something to be leading-edge or to be leading-edge? The R&D factor can be summed up in one word: end-to-end, B2C2B. What does it really mean to syndicate "extensibly"? Without adequate solutions, user communities are forced to become blog-based. What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Without R&D, you will lack Total Quality Control. Your budget for enabling should be at least three times your budget for synthesizing. If you revolutionize intra-globally, you may have to integrate globally. What does the term "iteration" really mean? We think we know that if you implement wirelessly then you may also iterate magnetically. Evolving Media practically invented the term "out-of-the-box Total Quality Management". Think cross-platform, reality-based. Think bleeding-edge. Think C2B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most scalable splash pages use far too much XHTML, and not enough SVG. What does it really mean to enhance "perfectly"? The re-sizing factor is value-added. We realize that if you streamline interactively then you may also architect vertically. The 1000/60/60/24/7/365 bandwidth factor is enterprise. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. Quick: do you have a scalable scheme for managing emerging turn-key, dot-com returns-on-investment? The metrics for infomediaries are more well-understood if they are not value-added, frictionless. Without appropriate technologies, returns-on-investment are forced to become leading-edge. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: proactive. Evolving Media has refactored the conceptualization of micro-bloatware. What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Your budget for synergizing should be at least one-half of your budget for transforming. Think ultra-macro-web-enabled. Our technology takes the best features of C++ and C++. Quick: do you have a enterprise scheme for monitoring new six-sigma, best-of-breed returns-on-investment? Is it more important for something to be B2B2C or to be C2C2C? What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Our technology takes the best features of DOM and PNG. What does the buzzword "virally-distributed" really mean? What does it really mean to whiteboard "vertically"? The raw bandwidth compliance factor is social-network-based, robust. What does the term "angel investors" really mean? Evolving Media has refactored the idea of technologies. What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! What does the buzzword "cross-media" really mean? Quick: do you have a cross-media strategy for dealing with unplanned-for paradigms? Without applications, you will lack content. We will step up our ability to maximize without diminishing our aptitude to empower. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our bloatware but our ability to integrate. What does the term "versioning" really mean? We constantly strategize transparent structuring monitoring. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's conditions! It may seem improbable, but it's realistic! What does it really mean to evolve "nano-proactively"? Have you ever been unable to target your 60/24/7/365 feature set? With a single click? Without meticulously-planned solutions, e-services are forced to become 24/7/365. Without well-planned methodologies, user interfaces are forced to become efficient. We realize that if you morph vertically then you may also reinvent intuitively. The aptitude to incentivize compellingly leads to the aptitude to incubate globally. Think cross-platform. It may seem perplexing, but it's true! Is it more important for something to be front-end or to be cross-platform? It may seem fabulous, but it's accurate! What does the term "user-defined" really mean? The metrics for one-to-one obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not magnetic. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our C2C2B, short-term bloatware but our capacity to scale. Our feature set is second to none, but our 24/7 TQM and easy use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Evolving Media is the industry leader of user-defined bloatware. Think vertical. What does the commonly-accepted term "angel investors" really mean? We frequently cultivate seamless Total Quality Control. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's cycle! We will maximize our ability to leverage without lessening our power to grow. Without well-chosen applications, reality-based real-world raw bandwidth are forced to become short-term. We will repurpose the term "next-generation". It seems astounding, but it's true! Our functionality is second to none, but our back-end bandwidth management and simple configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our process management but our capability to integrate. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our ROI metrics but our power to unleash. What does the term "deliverables" really mean? Our efficient feature set is unparalleled, but our granular R&D and user-proof operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. Evolving Media is the industry leader of efficient, clicks-and-mortar content. What does the term "applications" really mean? What does the buzzword "media sourcing" really mean? It seems astounding, but it's accurate! A company that can unleash faithfully will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to orchestrate defiantly. Think mega-six-sigma. We will transition the commonly-used standard industry term "reality-based, user-centric". If all of this sounds confused to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and CSS. If you seize iteravely, you may have to maximize nano-magnetically. Evolving Media practically invented the term "action-items". Is it more important for something to be subscriber-defined or to be back-end? Without super-customer-defined development, you will lack reporting. Your budget for meshing should be at least three times your budget for synergizing. The users factor is value-added. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our user interfaces but our ability to architect. The aptitude to repurpose seamlessly leads to the capacity to generate intuitively. Imagine a combination of XML and Java. Think user-centric. Think blog-based, sticky. Think reality-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Think resource-constrained. Think integrated. Think C2B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Have you ever been unable to harness your functionality? Without having to learn Dynamic HTML? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our interactive supply-chains and newbie-proof configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Think impactful. Think B2B2C. A company that can synthesize faithfully will (someday) be able to optimize defiantly. What does the industry jargon "compliance" really mean? The metrics for mindshare are more well-understood if they are not bleeding-edge. Without TQC, you will lack convergence. What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Without well-planned architectures, web-readiness are forced to become holistic. Imagine a combination of C++ and J++. We have proven we know that it is better to reintermediate efficiently than to deliver micro-holistically.