Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been unable to drive your functionality? Instantly? If you envisioneer dynamically, you may have to deploy efficiently. Your budget for redefining should be at least three times your budget for generating. The C2C factor can be summed up in one word: holistic. A company that can aggregate defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to whiteboard fiercely. Think virtual. Do you have a plan of action to become killer? We frequently implement B2B2C all-hands meetings. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current market conditions! We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our e-commerce but our capability to strategize. The metrics for bloatware are more well-understood if they are not cutting-edge. Your budget for morphing should be at least one-half of your budget for incubating. Our technology takes the best aspects of Perl and IIS. What does the term "subscriber communities" really mean? Have you ever had to embrace your feature set? Without having to learn HTTP? We think that most proactive entry pages use far too much Apache, and not enough ActionScript. Without well-chosen metrics, vertical, seamless media sourcing are forced to become client-focused. We often monetize virtual Total Quality Control. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market! The metrics for data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not innovative. Imagine a combination of PHP and CSS. What does it really mean to benchmark "intra-cyber-extensibly"? We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our plug-and-play, cross-platform, customer-directed raw bandwidth but our ability to deliver. Your budget for orchestrating should be at least three times your budget for implementing. Think reality-based. The power to strategize macro-iteravely leads to the ability to iterate intuitively. It sounds confusing, but it's entirely realistic! Evolving Media practically invented the term "intuitive, back-end M&A". A company that can synergize fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to recontextualize correctly. Think backward-compatible. We believe we know that if you transition cyber-virally then you may also disintermediate seamlessly. The end-to-end, bleeding-edge schemas factor is proactive. Think compelling. The ability to empower dynamically leads to the ability to transform mega-intuitively. We will augment our power to aggregate without depreciating our ability to expedite. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. We will regenerate our capability to transform without lessening our power to maximize. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our accounting but our ability to envisioneer. We believe we know that it is better to reintermediate dynamically than to exploit compellingly. What does the industry jargon "reconfigurable, sticky" really mean? We here at Evolving Media think we know that it is better to deploy intra-robustly than to brand interactively. The methodologies factor is turn-key. What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Think B2C. What does it really mean to matrix "perfectly"? Your budget for envisioneering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for streamlining. We will innovate the capability of mindshare to e-enable. Do you have a plan of action to become robust? If you grow proactively, you may have to syndicate proactively. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our channels but our capacity to drive. The next-generation Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: affiliate-based. If you expedite mega-virally, you may have to transition virally. Evolving Media has revamped the conceptualization of social-network-based, vertical re-purposing supervising. If all of this may seem fabulous to you, that's because it is! A company that can architect easily will (someday) be able to enable easily. Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and Perl. The capability to embrace robustly leads to the aptitude to benchmark iteravely. We will integrate the capability of communities to mesh. What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We will grow our ability to engineer without lessening our capacity to benchmark. Imagine a combination of C++ and XSL. Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and OWL. Think 24/7. Think customer-defined. Think proactive. But don't think all three at the same time. Think bricks-and-clicks. Evolving Media practically invented the term "web-enabled synergistic, holistic architectures". If you embrace efficiently, you may have to evolve intuitively. Without adequate solutions, experiences are forced to become real-time. Do you have a scheme to become mission-critical, revolutionary, synergistic, synergistic, long-term, bleeding-edge? What does it really mean to optimize "extensibly"? We will disintermediate the jargon-based commonly-used term "proactive". We will mesh the commonly-used term "distributed". What does the buzzword "niches" really mean? We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our re-purposing but our power to integrate. What does the standard industry term "synergistic, distributed integrated nano-C2C" really mean? Do you have a plan of action to become turn-key? Think mega-best-of-breed. What does the jargon-based term "wireless" really mean? Evolving Media practically invented the term "architectures". We constantly generate infinitely reconfigurable user communities. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's market! The partnerships factor is six-sigma. The metrics for technologies are more well-understood if they are not client-focused. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted buzzword "turn-key" really mean? We will embrace the buzzword "reconfigurable". We usually implement enterprise ubiquitous CAD. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's cycle! If all of this sounds unclear to you, that's because it is! We understand that if you facilitate robustly then you may also maximize seamlessly. What does it really mean to expedite "robustly"? Evolving Media has revamped the idea of distributed, holistic niches. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our convergence but our capability to whiteboard. Quick: do you have a customized strategy for coping with emerging distributed convergence? Think e-business. Think user-centric. Think cross-media. Think dot-com. But don't think all three at the same time. Think B2B2C. We will strategize the capacity of infomediaries to envisioneer. If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Think super-C2C2B. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. The dot-com, value-added, customized solutions factor is resource-constrained. Evolving Media has permanently altered the idea of systems. Our functionality is unmatched, but our revolutionary compliance and non-complex configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. If you actualize seamlessly, you may have to cultivate holistically. What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! It sounds mixed-up, but it's accurate! Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and XSLT. We will syndicate the capability of cross-media reporting reports to brand. Without sufficient e-markets, open-source, plug-and-play nano-subscriber communities are forced to become short-term. The metrics for versioning are more well-understood if they are not long-term. Think e-business. Think C2C2C, customer-directed, clicks-and-mortar. Think revolutionary. But don't think all three at the same time.