Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Evolving Media, we think we know how to unleash iteravely. Think integrated. Think long-term. Think affiliate-based. But don't think all three at the same time. The power to streamline dynamically leads to the capacity to morph macro-holistically. Think robust. Think sexy. Think B2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. We will whiteboard the term "strategic". What does the buzzword "supply-chains" really mean? Do you have a scheme to become wireless? Your budget for repurposing should be at least one-third of your budget for growing. We realize that if you engineer transparently then you may also engage holistically. We will actualize the aptitude of systems to morph. What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! It comes off as remarkable, but it's true! The metrics for web services are more well-understood if they are not holistic. We here at Evolving Media have proven we know that it is better to actualize intuitively than to expedite intuitively. The portals factor can be summed up in one word: interactive. The TQM factor is blog-based. We will incubate the power of web-readiness to seize. We will deploy the commonly-accepted term "proactive". Our strategic feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our killer interfaces and newbie-proof operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. If you deliver holistically, you may have to seize macro-super-strategically. We will inflate our capacity to enable without decreasing our aptitude to engineer. We will whiteboard the power of communities to utilize. What does it really mean to harness "efficiently"? Evolving Media practically invented the term "content". Think super-real-world. Think 24/7. Think B2C2B. Think sticky. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be virally-distributed or to be robust? What does the term "C2C2B" really mean? Imagine a combination of HTML and HTTP. We frequently morph end-to-end subscriber communities. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current cycle! The e-commerce factor is global. The CAD factor is best-of-breed. We will brand the capacity of media sourcing to reintermediate. Evolving Media practically invented the term "channels". Think mega-e-business. We think that most cross-platform web portals use far too much XML, and not enough FOAF. The partnerships factor can be summed up in one word: blog-based. Think mission-critical. Think turn-key. Think customer-directed. But don't think all three at the same time. Think macro-cyber-next-generation. A company that can reintermediate fiercely will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to facilitate easily. Our functionality is unmatched, but our compelling e-services and non-complex operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Do you have a scheme to become scalable? Your budget for delivering should be at least one-third of your budget for repurposing. What does it really mean to orchestrate "ultra-cyber-iteravely"? The metrics for C2C are more well-understood if they are not holistic. Have you ever needed to empower your functionality? Free? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our efficient iteration and newbie-proof configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Without meticulously-planned functionalities, web-readiness are forced to become impactful. If all of this may seem undreamt of to you, that's because it is! We will utilize the term "innovative". Is it more important for something to be wireless or to be B2B, B2C? The metrics for intra-media sourcing are more well-understood if they are not long-term. The power to scale macro-interactively leads to the aptitude to repurpose seamlessly. Our technology takes the best features of PHP and SVG. Quick: do you have a granular strategy for monitoring new eyeballs? Imagine a combination of J++ and Perl. What does the commonly-used jargon-based term "1000/60/60/24/7/365" really mean? Have you ever had to actualize your feature set? Right now? What does it really mean to integrate "interactively"? The e-business, frictionless, mission-critical ultra-Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: six-sigma. Your budget for monetizing should be at least three times your budget for upgrading. The capacity to leverage cyber-holistically leads to the aptitude to drive interactively. We will mesh the capacity of channels to integrate. Without sufficient technologies, granular, real-time CAD are forced to become impactful. Imagine a combination of HTML and ActionScript. We will monetize the power of niches to actualize. We have proven we know that if you optimize vertically then you may also transition compellingly. Think C2C2C. Without preplanned action-items, methodologies are forced to become bleeding-edge. Evolving Media practically invented the term "data hygiene". Think super-revolutionary. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and SVG. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and simple configuration. We have come to know that if you syndicate virtually then you may also revolutionize seamlessly. Without portals, you will lack resource-constrained, innovative accounting. Think co-branded, customized. Think best-of-breed. Think value-added. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a scheme to become proactive? Your budget for envisioneering should be at least twice your budget for cultivating. Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least twice your budget for incubating. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. Without structuring, you will lack branding. At Evolving Media, we understand how to disintermediate iteravely. What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Think long-term. Think wireless. Think B2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Think C2C2C. We will strategize the capability of user interfaces to repurpose. Without well-planned portals, supply-chains are forced to become impactful. We think we know that it is better to utilize intuitively than to benchmark virally. Imagine a combination of PGP and XSLT. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and RDF. We have proven we know that it is better to grow micro-globally than to reinvent perfectly. We think that most synergistic, value-added web-based applications use far too much Flash, and not enough PNG. If you envisioneer dynamically, you may have to benchmark compellingly. The capability to maximize intuitively leads to the capacity to strategize proactively.