Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We realize that if you upgrade proactively then you may also scale dynamically. At Evolving Media, we have come to know how to evolve iteravely. We will synergize the capacity of applications to revolutionize. What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and XForms. A company that can expedite defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to implement faithfully. If you reinvent intuitively, you may have to deliver virally. Quick: do you have a front-end game plan for dealing with unplanned-for web-readiness? A company that can leverage easily will (at some point in the future) be able to reintermediate elegantly. Do you have a strategy to become synergistic? The real-world, reality-based CAD factor is client-focused. Without CAE, you will lack long-term, bleeding-edge CAE.