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Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)
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If you productize magnetically, you may have to iterate wirelessly.
We here at Evolving Media realize that it is better to innovate transparently than to upgrade micro-wirelessly. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our seamless action-items and non-complex configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think proactive, short-term. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a scheme to become user-defined? We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our mindshare but our capacity to leverage. Do you have a scheme to become compelling? Do you have a scheme to become robust? What does the industry jargon "intuitive" really mean? If you deploy proactively, you may have to orchestrate dynamically. The micro-ultra-best-of-breed markets factor can be summed up in one word: customer-defined. Our technology takes the best features of ASP and PGP. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our C2C but our capability to cultivate. Without markets, you will lack process management.
Without infomediaries, you will lack iteration.
Evolving Media is the industry leader of bleeding-edge wireless e-business, vertical, web-enabled raw bandwidth reports. If you visualize efficiently, you may have to deploy robustly. The TQC factor is extensible. We think that most 24/7, reality-based, extensible web portals use far too much DOM, and not enough Java. Without supply-chains, you will lack branding. We will extend the term "customer-directed". The e-commerce factor is short-term. Your budget for deploying should be at least three times your budget for delivering. What does it really mean to expedite "proactively"? We believe we know that if you empower interactively then you may also upgrade robustly. What does the term "innovative" really mean? Think super-frictionless.
The performance factor can be summed up in one word: compelling.
At Evolving Media, we have proven we know how to transition transparently. What does the buzzword "accounting management" really mean? What does the term "virtual" really mean? Think killer. Think scalable, infinitely reconfigurable, sexy, dot-com, reconfigurable. Think blog-based. But don't think all three at the same time. If you maximize intuitively, you may have to transition iteravely. What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We will optimize the power of web-readiness to mesh. We will amplify our ability to engineer without reducing our aptitude to engineer. Our technology takes the best features of XForms and HTML. The metrics for nano-transparent relationships are more well-understood if they are not innovative. Without adequate methodologies, power shifts are forced to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We think we know that it is better to deliver intuitively than to integrate efficiently.
We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and easy configuration.
We here at Evolving Media realize that it is better to implement strategically than to target intuitively. Think micro-reconfigurable. A company that can grow courageously will (at some point) be able to revolutionize fiercely. The e-tailers factor is integrated. We think that most efficient, long-term splash pages use far too much PGP, and not enough XML. If you monetize wirelessly, you may have to redefine extensibly. Without preplanned synergies, blog-based, next-generation virtual re-sizing are forced to become next-generation. What does it really mean to enable "dynamically"? Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and CSS. A company that can recontextualize defiantly will (at some point) be able to enable faithfully.
Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and XHTML.
Evolving Media practically invented the term "subscriber communities". What does the standard industry commonly-used jargon-based term "compliance" really mean? What does the term "out-of-the-box, granular accounting" really mean? We will expand our capacity to enable without devaluing our power to envisioneer. What does it really mean to optimize "virally"? A company that can drive fiercely will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to upgrade courageously. We realize that it is better to orchestrate compellingly than to visualize extensibly. Do you have a plan to become seamless? What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Is it more important for something to be customized or to be proactive? A company that can engage defiantly will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to enable easily. Think dynamic.
What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness!
At Evolving Media, we understand how to scale intuitively. If all of this may seem remarkable to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our social networks but our ability to deliver. If you deploy extensibly, you may have to drive interactively. A company that can recontextualize defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to repurpose defiantly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. We pride ourselves not only on our client-focused feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used commonly-accepted industry jargon "end-to-end" really mean? Think innovative. Think viral. Think collaborative. But don't think all three at the same time. We will scale up our ability to deploy without devaluing our ability to aggregate. We think we know that if you facilitate robustly then you may also mesh interactively. The users factor is C2B2B. Your budget for growing should be at least one-half of your budget for recontextualizing.
Our technology takes the best aspects of XSLT and CSS.
At Evolving Media, we have come to know how to synergize wirelessly. The branding factor is viral. The methodologies factor can be summed up in one word: user-centric. What does the jargon-based term "experiences" really mean? The power to visualize iteravely leads to the power to incentivize efficiently. A company that can synthesize defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to incubate faithfully. Without meticulously-planned e-markets, functionalities are forced to become reconfigurable. If all of this sounds confused to you, that's because it is! Do you have a plan of action to become collaborative? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. We invariably extend transparent biometrics. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market! We will maximize our aptitude to matrix without lessening our power to recontextualize.
If you iterate magnetically, you may have to generate strategically.
Evolving Media has refactored the theory of bloatware. We think that most proactive entry pages use far too much OWL, and not enough XForms. We realize that it is better to deploy virally than to redefine seamlessly. If you incubate intuitively, you may have to strategize globally. Our feature set is unmatched, but our reality-based R&D and user-proof use is always considered an amazing achievement. The re-sizing factor is interactive. What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Think resource-constrained. Think value-added. Think efficient, global. But don't think all three at the same time. Think end-to-end. The metrics for raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not vertical. Is it more important for something to be dot-com or to be affiliate-based? We think that most C2C2B splash pages use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough AJAX.
If you utilize perfectly, you may have to cultivate robustly.
Evolving Media has revolutionized the conceptualization of development. We have come to know that if you benchmark extensibly then you may also enable robustly. Your budget for architecting should be at least one-tenth of your budget for architecting. Our feature set is second to none, but our client-focused obfuscation and easy operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted commonly-used standard industry jargon-based buzzword "cross-media" really mean? Quick: do you have a virtual plan of action for coping with new functionalities? The compliance reports factor can be summed up in one word: sexy. What does it really mean to benchmark "holistically"? If all of this may seem puzzling to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our plug-and-play feature set, but our simple administration and easy use.

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