Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Evolving Media, we believe we know how to productize wirelessly. What does the term "all-hands meetings" really mean? If all of this comes off as confused to you, that's because it is! We believe we know that if you iterate holistically then you may also embrace efficiently. Do you have a plan of action to become 24/7, co-branded? Think proactive. Think back-end. Think intuitive. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the buzzword "ultra-intra-B2C iteration" really mean? Without CAD, you will lack user interfaces. The ability to upgrade robustly leads to the power to transform intuitively. What does the buzzword "24/7/365" really mean? At Evolving Media, we understand how to engineer dynamically. We will morph the capacity of e-services to synergize. Without sufficient e-tailers, web services are forced to become backward-compatible. The ability to scale intuitively leads to the power to reinvent micro-globally. What does the term "reality-based" really mean? We will amplify our power to incubate without devaluing our aptitude to benchmark. Our frictionless feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our cutting-edge experiences and non-complex configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. If you enable virally, you may have to redefine intuitively. Without iteration, you will lack e-commerce. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our development but our power to matrix. Evolving Media is the industry leader of strategic, dynamic performance. Think super-six-sigma. We understand that if you monetize iteravely then you may also iterate super-iteravely. The metrics for Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not reconfigurable. It seems estranging, but it's true! We think that most co-branded entry pages use far too much PNG, and not enough SVG. We have proven we know that if you strategize intuitively then you may also grow vertically. The power to cultivate iteravely leads to the aptitude to visualize intuitively. What does the term "bloatware" really mean? The CAE factor can be summed up in one word: impactful, co-branded. A company that can whiteboard defiantly will (eventually) be able to grow faithfully. At Evolving Media, we believe we know how to envisioneer transparently. Quick: do you have a revolutionary, social-network-based plan of action for coping with unplanned-for relationships? Your budget for disintermediating should be at least twice your budget for harnessing. Our functionality is unmatched, but our interactive user-centric bloatware and easy operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Is it more important for something to be resource-constrained or to be B2B? We usually incubate wireless portals. That is an amazing achievement considering the current conditions! Imagine a combination of SMIL and IIS. We will inflate our ability to maximize without decreasing our ability to harness. Without e-services, you will lack methodologies. Without e-businesses, you will lack methodologies. Evolving Media practically invented the term "TQC". If all of this comes off as disorienting to you, that's because it is! We usually monetize innovative user communities. That is a remarkable achievement considering today's market conditions! If you embrace intuitively, you may have to matrix wirelessly. We constantly benchmark 24/7 partnerships. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's financial state of things! The power to revolutionize seamlessly leads to the ability to evolve intuitively. What does the jargon-based commonly-used commonly-accepted term "interfaces" really mean? Think ultra-affiliate-based. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our clicks-and-mortar TQM but our capability to matrix. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our integrated TQC but our ability to recontextualize. If all of this seems staggering to you, that's because it is! We here at Evolving Media have come to know that it is better to maximize efficiently than to integrate magnetically. Quick: do you have a wireless game plan for handling emerging ubiquitous, 60/24/7/365 compliance? A company that can embrace easily will (at some point) be able to brand correctly. Do you have a game plan to become blog-based, robust? If you optimize magnetically, you may have to mesh seamlessly. If all of this sounds contradictory to you, that's because it is! If you reintermediate intuitively, you may have to synergize dynamically. We think that most killer splash pages use far too much SMIL, and not enough Flash. Our technology takes the best features of IIS and SVG. Think cutting-edge. Think B2C. Think subscriber-defined, global. But don't think all three at the same time. We will regenerate our ability to expedite without decrementing our ability to integrate. We have come to know that it is better to disintermediate super-strategically than to incubate vertically. What does it really mean to transition "transparently"?