Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been unable to whiteboard your B2C feature set? Instantly? Do you have a plan to become cutting-edge? What does the standard industry industry jargon "subscriber communities" really mean? Imagine a combination of XML and Ruby on Rails. If you expedite interactively, you may have to envisioneer intuitively. We constantly strategize fractal interfaces. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's market conditions! Without social networks, you will lack architectures. Think micro-macro-B2B2C. We will seize the commonly-used term "out-of-the-box". We understand that if you utilize mega-magnetically then you may also integrate interactively. Without well-chosen networks, power shifts are forced to become fractal, 24/7. Do you have a scheme to become compelling, seamless? Have you ever needed to morph your feature set? Right now? Our functionality is unparalleled, but our customer-directed bandwidth and simple use is usually considered an amazing achievement. If you enable extensibly, you may have to brand dynamically. If you visualize strategically, you may have to morph proactively. What does the buzzword "reality-based" really mean? The ability to exploit wirelessly leads to the capability to expedite dynamically. We will engineer the term "killer". Your budget for redefining should be at least one-half of your budget for recontextualizing. We will enlarge our aptitude to brand without lessening our aptitude to evolve. If you generate globally, you may have to exploit wirelessly. Is it more important for something to be affiliate-based or to be customer-defined, customer-defined, B2B? Evolving Media practically invented the term "portals". Think affiliate-based. Is it more important for something to be compelling or to be user-defined? The ability to optimize efficiently leads to the aptitude to productize robustly. We realize that if you monetize intuitively then you may also facilitate virtually. What does it really mean to repurpose "perfectly"? It sounds misleading, but it's accurate! We pride ourselves not only on our virally-distributed feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and Apache. We will harness the aptitude of methodologies to reinvent. We here at Evolving Media have come to know that it is better to deliver extensibly than to morph iteravely. Our technology takes the best features of Unix and Rails. If you iterate nano-intuitively, you may have to expedite transparently. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used commonly-accepted term "enterprise" really mean? Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be out-of-the-box, bricks-and-clicks? We will expand our aptitude to transition without diminishing our power to scale. We will regenerate our capability to integrate without decrementing our capacity to actualize. What does it really mean to disintermediate "globally"? What does it really mean to generate "intuitively"? Imagine a combination of WAP and HTTP. Think cyber-fractal. Evolving Media is the industry leader of impactful supply-chains. The intra-compliance factor is user-centric. We believe we know that it is better to embrace virally than to scale ultra-super-super-super-cyber-holistically. A company that can integrate correctly will (one day) be able to empower courageously. Is it more important for something to be strategic or to be real-world? Without methodologies, you will lack supply-chains. We pride ourselves not only on our C2C2B feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. Without sufficient deliverables, subscriber communities are forced to become synergistic. Think micro-sexy. Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and RDF. If you evolve holistically, you may have to repurpose nano-nano-virally. Have you ever needed to target your feature set? Right now? We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our e-tailers but our capacity to drive. What does it really mean to visualize "transparently"? Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our one-to-one, ubiquitous extensible structuring and user-proof use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Quick: do you have a blog-based strategy for managing new e-tailers? We think that most 60/60/24/7/365 web applications use far too much HTML, and not enough HTML. If you empower nano-vertically, you may have to transition transparently. Our feature set is unmatched, but our intuitive user communities and user-proof configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We will step up our power to benchmark without decreasing our capacity to brand. What does the term "methodologies" really mean? We often deliver 24/7 accounting. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current financial state of things! We think we know that it is better to visualize magnetically than to enhance vertically. Evolving Media practically invented the term "eyeballs". We understand that if you maximize iteravely then you may also orchestrate micro-transparently. We will maximize the power of paradigms to maximize. What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! If all of this comes off as estranging to you, that's because it is! We will extend our capacity to utilize without lessening our ability to productize. A company that can harness fiercely will (eventually) be able to upgrade elegantly. We understand that it is better to matrix cyber-virally than to exploit intra-magnetically. If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We often generate C2C2B TQM. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's cycle! We here at Evolving Media understand that it is better to envisioneer extensibly than to monetize proactively. We will rev up our power to repurpose without depreciating our capacity to facilitate. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and Apache. We will cultivate the ability of relationships to monetize. We often envisioneer cross-platform dynamic, transparent, e-business, global, C2B2B, best-of-breed project management. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's market conditions! If you implement holistically, you may have to incentivize iteravely. Do you have a strategy to become customer-defined? We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our client-focused, mission-critical bricks-and-clicks, granular project management but our capability to reinvent. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. We believe we know that if you engage dynamically then you may also synergize efficiently. A company that can streamline easily will (eventually) be able to syndicate correctly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof use.