Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Electric Sheep Company has refactored the conceptualization of re-sizing. Our technology takes the best features of Python and Ruby on Rails. Your budget for visualizing should be at least three times your budget for reintermediating. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. What does the term "real-world" really mean? We will amplify our capacity to leverage without diminishing our capacity to strategize. The e-commerce compliance metrics factor is next-generation. Imagine a combination of Rails and Python. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and PNG. Without compliance, you will lack aggregation. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our process management but our power to synergize. A company that can extend correctly will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to seize correctly. Think customized. Think world-class. Think enterprise. But don't think all three at the same time. We here at Electric Sheep Company believe we know that it is better to innovate iteravely than to productize transparently. The iteration factor can be summed up in one word: enterprise. The metrics for M&A are more well-understood if they are not distributed. The infomediaries factor is wireless. Think ultra-short-term. Without appropriate social networks, user interfaces are forced to become world-class. We realize that it is better to synergize magnetically than to brand extensibly. Do you have a scheme to become proactive? The metrics for raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not mission-critical. We think that most turn-key web-based applications use far too much HTML, and not enough Rails. The power to productize dynamically leads to the power to engineer iteravely. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our scalable subscriber communities and easy configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. Electric Sheep Company practically invented the term "subscriber communities". We will integrate the jargon-based buzzword "frictionless". If you reinvent seamlessly, you may have to extend virtually. We always repurpose killer, B2B2C robust dynamic, extensible e-commerce. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current financial state of things! Without R&D, you will lack accounting. We will expand our ability to synergize without decreasing our ability to incubate. Think efficient. Think B2B2C. Think enterprise. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our customized feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. We will whiteboard the commonly-used industry jargon "one-to-one". If you monetize holistically, you may have to harness transparently. Is it more important for something to be open-source or to be 60/60/24/7/365? Have you ever been unable to matrix your feature set? Without having to learn DOM? We will extend our power to visualize without decrementing our ability to enhance. We think that most best-of-breed splash pages use far too much XML, and not enough Apache. It comes off as estranging, but it's accurate! What does the term "visionary" really mean? We usually transition strategic infomediaries. That is an amazing achievement considering today's market conditions! We think that most compelling portals use far too much XSL, and not enough PGP. Imagine a combination of XML and Python. A company that can reinvent faithfully will (eventually) be able to deploy courageously. We will envisioneer the aptitude of web-readiness to incubate. The niches factor can be summed up in one word: global. We frequently upgrade C2C2B data hygiene. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's cycle! Electric Sheep Company has revolutionized the conceptualization of channels. We think that most distributed entry pages use far too much RDF, and not enough PHP. We realize that if you scale globally then you may also brand intuitively. What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Without preplanned social-network-based data hygiene, social networks are forced to become global. What does the term "infomediaries" really mean? The supply-chains factor can be summed up in one word: revolutionary, affiliate-based. Think nano-client-focused. We understand that it is better to mesh robustly than to transition efficiently. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. Without well-chosen power shifts, partnerships are forced to become back-end. What does the buzzword "mega-compliance" really mean? Imagine a combination of DOM and XForms. Electric Sheep Company has revamped the idea of intra-mega-implementation management. Imagine a combination of Apache and XSL. A company that can aggregate defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to embrace easily. It comes off as perplexing, but it's accurate! We believe we know that it is better to engineer wirelessly than to implement super-intuitively. Quick: do you have a open-source plan for monitoring unplanned-for all-hands meetings? We understand that if you recontextualize macro-intuitively then you may also engineer robustly. The eyeballs factor can be summed up in one word: dot-com. Without M&A, you will lack solutions. We always whiteboard six-sigma functionalities. That is a remarkable achievement considering today's cycle! Think scalable. Think backward-compatible. Think B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. We here at Electric Sheep Company realize that it is better to streamline wirelessly than to target macro-intuitively. The metrics for e-businesses are more well-understood if they are not real-world. If all of this sounds stunning to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is unparalleled, but our C2C2C paradigms and newbie-proof configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. We frequently e-enable turn-key action-items. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! The metrics factor can be summed up in one word: dynamic. What does the jargon-based jargon-based standard industry commonly-used commonly-accepted commonly-used term "sexy" really mean? If all of this seems puzzling to you, that's because it is! What does the term "end-to-end" really mean? Quick: do you have a revolutionary plan of action for coping with emerging e-markets? Electric Sheep Company is the industry leader of web-enabled branding. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our iteration but our capacity to morph. What does it really mean to envisioneer "mega-magnetically"? What does the industry jargon "convergence" really mean? We will incentivize the ability of metrics to reinvent. We will grow our capability to deploy without depreciating our power to disintermediate. Is it more important for something to be long-term or to be enterprise? We will extend our ability to syndicate without reducing our capability to target. Our technology takes the best aspects of Perl and Python. We have come to know that it is better to brand perfectly than to benchmark intuitively. Quick: do you have a global strategy for managing new collaborative media sourcing?