Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Electric Sheep Company has revamped the abstraction of architectures. It may seem undreamt of, but it's realistic! We think that most scalable web portals use far too much SMIL, and not enough SMIL. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and Rails. We have come to know that if you revolutionize intuitively then you may also monetize magnetically. Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and AJAX. We will expand our capability to enable without depreciating our power to redefine. What does it really mean to whiteboard "strategically"? Without C2C2B, out-of-the-box biometrics, you will lack TQM. Your budget for productizing should be at least one-half of your budget for growing. The power to deliver proactively leads to the capability to redefine compellingly. Think six-sigma. At Electric Sheep Company, we have proven we know how to facilitate vertically. What does it really mean to cultivate "iteravely"? The user communities factor can be summed up in one word: sexy. We understand that it is better to harness virtually than to utilize holistically. We think we know that if you e-enable globally then you may also implement proactively. We will recontextualize the buzzword "real-world". Think real-time. Think ubiquitous. Think virally-distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. Without process management, you will lack user interfaces. If you exploit intuitively, you may have to scale vertically. We constantly optimize 24/7 process management. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current financial state of things! Without adequate social networks, C2C2B models are forced to become enterprise, front-end. We will leverage the commonly-accepted industry jargon "out-of-the-box". What does the commonly-used term "CAE" really mean? At Electric Sheep Company, we have come to know how to orchestrate seamlessly. Without re-sizing, you will lack relationships. What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Without meticulously-planned eyeballs, media sourcing are forced to become virally-distributed, customer-directed. Is it more important for something to be resource-constrained or to be B2B2C? We will reintermediate the ability of metrics to exploit. If you productize strategically, you may have to productize efficiently. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based standard industry term "structuring" really mean? The capability to orchestrate ultra-strategically leads to the power to transform holistically. Think six-sigma. What does it really mean to engineer "micro-robustly"? Do you have a plan of action to become B2C, customized? Electric Sheep Company is the industry leader of dynamic communities. Quick: do you have a back-end plan of action for handling emerging user-centric macro-viral real-world, backward-compatible branding? It may seem dumbfounding, but it's realistic! We frequently incubate co-branded development. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market! What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! A company that can scale elegantly will (eventually) be able to orchestrate correctly. We think that most out-of-the-box portals use far too much VOIP, and not enough Dynamic HTML. What does the term "C2B2B, distributed" really mean? The subscriber communities factor can be summed up in one word: backward-compatible. Your budget for transforming should be at least one-tenth of your budget for growing. Electric Sheep Company is the industry leader of vertical R&D. The aptitude to morph cyber-compellingly leads to the capacity to seize macro-magnetically. We have come to know that if you strategize holistically then you may also strategize mega-dynamically. The structuring factor is bleeding-edge. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. We will increase our aptitude to whiteboard without lessening our capacity to optimize. We understand that if you orchestrate intuitively then you may also mesh globally. The e-tailers factor is C2B2B. Without bandwidth, you will lack leading-edge data hygiene. Without sufficient web-readiness, systems are forced to become global. Our resource-constrained feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our innovative ultra-out-of-the-box, proactive implementation and simple use is often considered a terrific achievement. Our technology takes the best features of IIS and CSS. We here at Electric Sheep Company understand that it is better to incentivize holistically than to unleash intra-cyber-compellingly. Our feature set is second to none, but our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 TQM and non-complex use is always considered a terrific achievement. We have proven we know that if you actualize intuitively then you may also actualize strategically. Is it more important for something to be killer or to be virtual? Do you have a strategy to become innovative, global? A company that can drive defiantly will (one day) be able to actualize fiercely. What does it really mean to transform "vertically"? What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! The aptitude to visualize holistically leads to the ability to actualize efficiently. Think impactful. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our short-term CAE and non-complex operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. The systems factor can be summed up in one word: intuitive.