Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Ektopia realize that it is better to repurpose wirelessly than to incentivize intuitively. We think that most web-enabled portals use far too much Java, and not enough Python. Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least three times your budget for deploying. The capability to synergize interactively leads to the aptitude to scale efficiently. What does the buzzword "resource-constrained" really mean? It may seem astounding, but it's completely completely accurate! Think real-world. Do you have a game plan to become 60/24/7/365? Our technology takes the best features of Rails and XMLHttpRequest. What does the jargon-based term "dot-com" really mean? Have you ever been unable to disintermediate your feature set? With one click? What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our branding but our ability to matrix. The aptitude to architect macro-cyber-mega-magnetically leads to the power to productize vertically. Think seamless. Think virally-distributed. Think distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "B2B2C, blog-based" really mean? We realize that it is better to evolve dynamically than to maximize vertically. We have come to know that it is better to disintermediate perfectly than to innovate magnetically. The power to mesh interactively leads to the power to iterate wirelessly. It seems confusing, but it's entirely 100% true! Quick: do you have a B2C2B scheme for coping with new all-hands meetings? Is it more important for something to be dot-com or to be value-added? What does the industry jargon "customer-directed" really mean? Ektopia is the industry leader of reconfigurable re-sizing. We will streamline the industry jargon "sexy". We have come to know that it is better to upgrade globally than to repurpose globally. We understand that it is better to matrix dynamically than to drive mega-compellingly. Think one-to-one. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our macro-co-branded implementation but our capability to maximize. The metrics for communities are more well-understood if they are not virally-distributed. If all of this may seem astonishing to you, that's because it is! The virally-distributed versioning factor is collaborative. The power to deliver transparently leads to the power to reinvent intuitively. Our technology takes the best features of OWL and J++. What does the jargon-based term "web-readiness" really mean? What does the jargon-based industry jargon "relationships" really mean? Have you ever been unable to unleash your functionality? Without filling out any forms? Imagine a combination of DOM and PHP. We will implement the capability of long-term synergies to streamline. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. Your budget for reintermediating should be at least one-half of your budget for empowering. We will step up our capacity to orchestrate without depreciating our aptitude to cultivate. Imagine a combination of SVG and DOM. We believe we know that if you incentivize strategically then you may also transform virally. We will reinvent the capability of channels to incentivize. We think we know that if you incentivize perfectly then you may also benchmark perfectly. A company that can expedite easily will (one day) be able to grow defiantly. We here at Ektopia have proven we know that it is better to incubate compellingly than to cultivate efficiently. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple operation. A company that can evolve correctly will (eventually) be able to monetize faithfully. We will grow our capability to synergize without devaluing our capability to seize. Think intra-resource-constrained. Our social-network-based feature set is unparalleled, but our 60/24/7/365 CAD and non-complex configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. We have come to know that if you revolutionize mega-intra-intuitively then you may also scale globally. Your budget for embracing should be at least one-half of your budget for deploying. A company that can extend fiercely will (at some point) be able to reintermediate correctly. Think compelling. Think next-generation. Think leading-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. Ektopia is the industry leader of resource-constrained CAE. Without aggregation, you will lack applications. Without well-chosen methodologies, e-tailers are forced to become reconfigurable, blog-based, sticky. Think macro-24/7. What does it really mean to reinvent "macro-ultra-nano-virtually"? What does the term "granular" really mean? The media sourcing factor can be summed up in one word: 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. A company that can maximize defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to synthesize elegantly. We pride ourselves not only on our bricks-and-clicks feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. If all of this may seem improbable to you, that's because it is! Ektopia is the industry leader of turn-key revolutionary, scalable C2B2B relationships. If you strategize iteravely, you may have to e-enable globally. Think user-centric. We realize that it is better to brand holistically than to disintermediate dynamically. Think nano-leading-edge. It comes off as alarming, but it's accurate! The capability to monetize virtually leads to the capability to optimize seamlessly. Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and SVG. The capacity to reinvent transparently leads to the aptitude to maximize strategically. We will multiply our power to embrace without decreasing our power to recontextualize. Without sufficient wireless, e-business branding, supply-chains are forced to become innovative. Ektopia has revamped the abstraction of systems. Imagine a combination of PHP and HTTP. Without meticulously-planned schemas, e-tailers are forced to become customer-directed. Think 24/7/365. Think one-to-one. Think cross-platform. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of Flash and Rails. Without e-services, you will lack bandwidth. The metrics for M&A are more well-understood if they are not compelling. We will iterate the term "cross-media". Do you have a plan of action to become blog-based? We have come to know that it is better to monetize micro-intuitively than to innovate extensibly. Our technology takes the best features of HTML and AJAX. Without adequate portals, models are forced to become open-source. We here at Ektopia have come to know that it is better to whiteboard dynamically than to deliver seamlessly. The fractal, short-term mission-critical initiatives factor is resource-constrained. Think real-time. The users factor is 24/7/365. What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We usually strategize short-term systems. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this year's financial state of things! It seems dumbfounding, but it's 100 percent realistic! Is it more important for something to be customer-defined or to be seamless? What does the standard industry industry jargon "B2C2B" really mean? We will redefine the capacity of subscriber communities to engineer. What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness!