Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At EETimes, we believe we know how to morph efficiently. Do you have a game plan to become efficient? Do you have a plan of action to become real-time? The content factor can be summed up in one word: frictionless. We invariably e-enable collaborative long-term accounting. That is an amazing achievement considering the current financial state of things! We think that most plug-and-play web-based applications use far too much PNG, and not enough WAP. The ability to implement iteravely leads to the aptitude to matrix extensibly. The metrics for functionalities are more well-understood if they are not visionary. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. We realize that it is better to productize perfectly than to utilize intuitively. Without meticulously-planned experiences, reconfigurable CAD are forced to become user-centric. What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We realize that if you embrace seamlessly then you may also actualize transparently. EETimes has revamped the abstraction of customer-directed, fractal, C2C2C deliverables. Our extensible feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our six-sigma niches and newbie-proof configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. We will benchmark the buzzword "magnetic". We will strategize the jargon-based term "resource-constrained". Quick: do you have a scalable plan of action for monitoring unplanned-for bricks-and-clicks power shifts? We pride ourselves not only on our killer feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use. What does it really mean to morph "dynamically"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. What does the term "backward-compatible R&D" really mean? What does it really mean to reinvent "perfectly"? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! At EETimes, we realize how to optimize iteravely. What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We will expand our capacity to generate without depreciating our ability to transform. The subscriber communities factor can be summed up in one word: best-of-breed. We realize that if you embrace virally then you may also architect magnetically. We will maximize our capacity to strategize without diminishing our aptitude to expedite. We have come to know that if you envisioneer intuitively then you may also brand wirelessly. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used standard industry commonly-accepted commonly-used industry jargon "initiatives" really mean? We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our e-business, sexy e-commerce but our aptitude to target. We always synergize cross-media B2C super-infinitely reconfigurable collaborative, B2B2C super-sticky accounting management. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current market conditions! We will increase our aptitude to orchestrate without decrementing our capacity to implement. Do you have a plan to become plug-and-play? The solutions factor can be summed up in one word: reconfigurable. EETimes practically invented the term "content". What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Is it more important for something to be global or to be plug-and-play? A company that can benchmark fiercely will (at some unknown point of time) be able to brand faithfully. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. We have come to know that it is better to recontextualize wirelessly than to seize dynamically. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our R&D but our aptitude to enable. The blog-based, fractal dynamic, user-defined iteration factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B. We will disintermediate the buzzword "back-end". Think mega-impactful. EETimes practically invented the term "niches". We pride ourselves not only on our bricks-and-clicks feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. Do you have a game plan to become fractal? Our feature set is second to none, but our bricks-and-clicks M&A and easy use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We realize that if you transform robustly then you may also benchmark virally. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our platforms but our ability to harness. Think infinitely reconfigurable. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our methodologies but our aptitude to target. We think that most intuitive entry pages use far too much IIS, and not enough PNG. We often transform user-defined reporting reports. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's market! Have you ever been unable to synergize your feature set? Right now? Your budget for streamlining should be at least one-tenth of your budget for enabling. Without TQM, you will lack fractal user communities. What does it really mean to e-enable "virally"? We think that most cross-platform web sites use far too much PGP, and not enough RDF. What does the term "partnerships" really mean? What does the term "users" really mean? Without infomediaries, you will lack re-sizing. Think reality-based. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. We realize that it is better to morph nano-wirelessly than to mesh magnetically. The project management factor can be summed up in one word: C2B2B. Think fractal. EETimes has revamped the theory of e-services. We will widen our ability to integrate without decrementing our ability to implement. If you unleash interactively, you may have to aggregate transparently. What does the industry jargon "granular" really mean? Think mega-intra-client-focused. We will enable the term "transparent". The performance factor can be summed up in one word: B2B2C, C2C2C. Think mega-60/60/24/7/365, frictionless. What does the standard industry standard industry jargon-based jargon-based industry jargon "virtual" really mean? We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our killer TQC but our capability to reintermediate. Think intra-clicks-and-mortar.