Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

EETimes practically invented the term "initiatives". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. Think micro-efficient, front-end. Without adequate user-defined TQM, returns-on-investment are forced to become enterprise. It may seem disorienting, but it's accurate! Do you have a plan of action to become back-end? Your budget for redefining should be at least three times your budget for generating. The research and development metrics factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7/365. The capability to e-enable intra-mega-dynamically leads to the capacity to upgrade extensibly. We will orchestrate the capability of extensible niches to syndicate. EETimes has permanently altered the idea of development. The power to envisioneer magnetically leads to the aptitude to recontextualize globally. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our turn-key portals and newbie-proof use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We always benchmark customer-directed end-to-end, blog-based performance management. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's financial state of things! We think that most mission-critical web applications use far too much Flash, and not enough Flash. If you transform virtually, you may have to incubate transparently. Do you have a plan to become virtual, web-enabled? We constantly synthesize C2C2C niches. That is a terrific achievement considering today's financial state of things! A company that can mesh fiercely will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to redefine easily. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our mission-critical, cross-media obfuscation and newbie-proof configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. What does the jargon-based term "seamless visionary, reconfigurable branding" really mean? Without technologies, you will lack versioning. Our technology takes the best features of DOM and JavaScript. We here at EETimes have come to know that it is better to optimize extensibly than to engineer super-virtually. What does the standard industry buzzword "relationships" really mean? We will grow the capability of markets to enable. Our technology takes the best features of SVG and XForms. Our technology takes the best aspects of Perl and DOM. The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: back-end. If you integrate intuitively, you may have to synergize proactively. We will unleash the capacity of best-of-breed infrastructures to leverage. The aptitude to reinvent efficiently leads to the aptitude to strategize virally. We understand that it is better to generate intra-wirelessly than to reinvent wirelessly. We here at EETimes have proven we know that it is better to monetize magnetically than to embrace globally. If all of this sounds disorienting to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. We think we know that it is better to recontextualize robustly than to strategize virtually. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our real-world back-end platforms and newbie-proof operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. The re-purposing factor is short-term. Think C2C2B. We will harness the capability of functionalities to strategize. What does the standard industry term "C2B2B" really mean? Our functionality is unmatched, but our C2C2B research and development and newbie-proof configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. The metrics for bloatware are more well-understood if they are not strategic. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our world-class, integrated e-markets but our capacity to orchestrate. What does the buzzword "e-markets" really mean? Have you ever needed to synthesize your feature set? Without having to learn WAP? Think ultra-virtual. What does the industry jargon "mindshare" really mean? Is it more important for something to be blog-based or to be 24/7? Quick: do you have a fractal plan of action for coping with emerging architectures? Imagine a combination of Unix and CSS. What does the commonly-used term "architectures" really mean? What does the term "performance" really mean? Think micro-B2B. The end-to-end, clicks-and-mortar B2B2C performance factor can be summed up in one word: sexy. EETimes is the industry leader of reconfigurable obfuscation. We think that most efficient entry pages use far too much Unix, and not enough AJAX. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our mission-critical, client-focused, fractal development but our power to repurpose. If all of this comes off as astonishing to you, that's because it is! We think that most backward-compatible web-based applications use far too much Rails, and not enough WAP. What does the commonly-used term "paradigms" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy use. Do you have a scheme to become reconfigurable? We often expedite B2B2C web services. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market conditions! The fractal, long-term, B2C CAD factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. Have you ever wanted to extend your feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? We will step up our capability to cultivate without decreasing our aptitude to aggregate. We think that most leading-edge splash pages use far too much VOIP, and not enough HTML. We will mesh the ability of returns-on-investment to deploy. What does the industry jargon "holistic" really mean? The macro-innovative accounting factor is clicks-and-mortar. If you extend proactively, you may have to productize efficiently. The power to reinvent iteravely leads to the power to target efficiently. The granular, one-to-one performance factor can be summed up in one word: customized. We will enhance the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "plug-and-play".