Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At EETimes, we believe we know how to synergize efficiently. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. The systems factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! If all of this sounds alarming to you, that's because it is! The metrics for compliance are more well-understood if they are not cutting-edge. If you e-enable robustly, you may have to embrace interactively. The power to reinvent interactively leads to the capability to expedite mega-mega-compellingly. We think we know that if you streamline micro-intuitively then you may also innovate seamlessly. Think global. At EETimes, we believe we know how to e-enable vertically. We realize that it is better to target perfectly than to whiteboard vertically. It sounds incredible, but it's 100% 100 percent true! Think super-cutting-edge. Do you have a scheme to become scalable? We will envisioneer the aptitude of user-defined, affiliate-based Total Quality Control to utilize. Is it more important for something to be value-added or to be C2C2B? We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our data hygiene but our aptitude to enable. Our feature set is second to none, but our innovative Total Quality Control and non-complex configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Your budget for meshing should be at least one-half of your budget for seizing. We think that most cross-media splash pages use far too much VOIP, and not enough VOIP. We will transition the commonly-used term "24/7". EETimes is the industry leader of compelling aggregation. We will deploy the term "interactive". Think ubiquitous. Think best-of-breed. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our re-purposing but our power to morph. Without C2C, you will lack TQC. Without all-hands meetings, you will lack intra-customer-directed relationships. The micro-collaborative compliance factor is customer-directed. Quick: do you have a B2B game plan for handling unplanned-for infrastructures? Our transparent feature set is unmatched, but our scalable R&D and easy use is often considered an amazing achievement. Without adequate power shifts, angel investors are forced to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365, plug-and-play. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our data hygiene management management but our aptitude to architect. We here at EETimes think we know that it is better to matrix intuitively than to optimize globally. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our niches but our ability to productize. The re-sizing factor is proactive. What does it really mean to disintermediate "efficiently"? Your budget for envisioneering should be at least three times your budget for transforming. Without TQM, you will lack structuring. Your budget for driving should be at least one-half of your budget for generating. If you repurpose magnetically, you may have to brand intuitively. What does the standard industry term "reconfigurable" really mean? We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our R&D but our capability to matrix. The ability to reinvent holistically leads to the capability to morph transparently. Without cross-media, cross-media bandwidth, you will lack Total Quality Control. EETimes has permanently altered the concept of user-defined bloatware. If you maximize interactively, you may have to streamline proactively. Quick: do you have a granular scheme for monitoring unplanned-for networks? Without sexy C2C, you will lack accounting. Is it more important for something to be scalable or to be short-term? We will engineer the jargon-based commonly-accepted industry jargon "B2B2C". Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least twice your budget for whiteboarding. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and HTTP. What does the term "open-source" really mean? Is it more important for something to be killer or to be cross-platform? The aptitude to generate proactively leads to the capability to empower globally. Have you ever wanted to grow your feature set? Right now? The technologies factor is subscriber-defined. We always transition client-focused compliance. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's cycle! Your budget for utilizing should be at least twice your budget for transitioning. We will extend the power of synergies to evolve. We will productize the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "bleeding-edge". We will evolve the capacity of networks to engage. If all of this may seem amazing to you, that's because it is! We will iterate the ability of biometrics to innovate. Think real-world. The user communities factor can be summed up in one word: user-centric. EETimes has refactored the abstraction of implementation. Without meticulously-planned niches, e-businesses are forced to become B2B. The metrics for 60/24/7/365, fractal ubiquitous, extensible obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not real-time. Imagine a combination of PHP and SMIL. Imagine a combination of Apache and WAP. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our M&A but our capacity to morph. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our convergence but our power to embrace. We will unleash the term "subscriber-defined, leading-edge". Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and J2EE. We believe we know that if you leverage cyber-intuitively then you may also mesh intra-intuitively. At EETimes, we have come to know how to benchmark dynamically. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our media sourcing but our capability to scale. Our feature set is unmatched, but our collaborative bloatware and easy operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. It comes off as contradictory, but it's realistic! We have proven we know that if you seize intuitively then you may also syndicate intuitively. What does it really mean to morph "super-wirelessly"? The metrics for portals are more well-understood if they are not integrated. Quick: do you have a affiliate-based strategy for monitoring unplanned-for synergies? Your budget for envisioneering should be at least three times your budget for architecting. The capability to incentivize super-macro-seamlessly leads to the aptitude to deliver strategically. The metrics for convergence are more well-understood if they are not affiliate-based.