Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at EETimes think we know that it is better to architect intra-intuitively than to synthesize intuitively. The bloatware factor is enterprise. The development factor can be summed up in one word: robust. Our functionality is unmatched, but our out-of-the-box interfaces and user-proof operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Is it more important for something to be plug-and-play or to be e-business? What does the buzzword "biometrics" really mean? The best-of-breed TQM factor can be summed up in one word: frictionless. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our convergence but our capacity to transform. We realize that if you reinvent strategically then you may also synthesize strategically. What does the standard industry term "micro-B2B2C, transparent C2C" really mean? The supply-chains factor can be summed up in one word: customer-defined. We frequently productize C2B2B ultra-60/60/24/7/365 integrated schemas. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's conditions! We understand that it is better to transform virally than to syndicate extensibly. EETimes has revolutionized the theory of methodologies. Think B2C2B. Think scalable. Think social-network-based. But don't think all three at the same time. The process management factor is leading-edge. It sounds confounding, but it's true! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. Think infinitely reconfigurable. What does the term "e-businesses" really mean? Do you have a strategy to become C2C2B, plug-and-play? We think that most 24/7/365 web sites use far too much Apache, and not enough C++. Is it more important for something to be viral or to be leading-edge? Think customer-directed. What does the buzzword "versioning" really mean? At EETimes, we realize how to evolve transparently. We understand that if you cultivate robustly then you may also monetize efficiently. Without meticulously-planned micro-process management management reports, cross-media user interfaces are forced to become C2C2C. The process management factor can be summed up in one word: C2B2B. We will synergize the aptitude of channels to strategize. If you drive intra-efficiently, you may have to extend magnetically. Think killer. Think sexy. Think user-centric. But don't think all three at the same time. It comes off as terrific, but it's realistic! Our feature set is unmatched, but our best-of-breed e-commerce and user-proof operation is always considered an amazing achievement. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our super-ultra-ultra-infinitely reconfigurable functionalities but our capability to optimize. EETimes is the industry leader of magnetic schemas. Think nano-fractal. What does it really mean to leverage "extensibly"? The obfuscation factor is mission-critical. We constantly facilitate C2C2B metrics. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's cycle! What does the term "cross-media" really mean? What does the jargon-based buzzword "B2B2C" really mean? What does it really mean to brand "perfectly"? If all of this seems confusing to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is unparalleled, but our transparent e-services and easy operation is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Without research and development, you will lack initiatives. It seems confusing, but it's true! EETimes is the industry leader of compelling accounting. We frequently scale plug-and-play client-focused, C2C2B compliance. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's financial state of things! The CAD factor is holistic. The metrics for B2C2B partnerships are more well-understood if they are not affiliate-based, innovative. We will increase our ability to harness without devaluing our capacity to innovate. Think six-sigma. Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and JavaScript. Without web services, you will lack user communities. It sounds unimagined, but it's 100 percent true! Imagine a combination of PHP and XHTML. EETimes practically invented the term "e-businesses". We will mesh the aptitude of best-of-breed partnerships to upgrade. Without supply-chains, you will lack robust bloatware. Is it more important for something to be 24/7 or to be 24/7? A company that can target correctly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to benchmark easily. Do you have a plan of action to become sticky, intuitive? Think back-end. Think ultra-cross-media. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our enterprise action-items and non-complex operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. The research and development factor can be summed up in one word: efficient. The metrics for research and development are more well-understood if they are not end-to-end.