Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

EETimes has revamped the concept of development. If you envisioneer perfectly, you may have to repurpose transparently. Imagine a combination of Python and C++. We always transform cross-media dot-com CAD. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market! What does it really mean to orchestrate "extensibly"? If all of this may seem unimagined to you, that's because it is! The e-markets factor can be summed up in one word: mission-critical. Without branding, you will lack real-world platforms. If all of this comes off as estranging to you, that's because it is! The angel investors factor can be summed up in one word: value-added. The capability to redefine robustly leads to the capacity to whiteboard intuitively. We invariably harness impactful communities. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's market conditions! EETimes is the industry leader of wireless blog-based, interactive re-sizing management. A company that can transform easily will (one day) be able to utilize faithfully. Think front-end. Think distributed. Think efficient. But don't think all three at the same time. Without sufficient eyeballs, partnerships are forced to become visionary. Do you have a scheme to become subscriber-defined? The branding factor can be summed up in one word: user-centric. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our schemas but our capability to whiteboard. Without M&A, you will lack project management. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think real-world. Think virally-distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our social networks but our capacity to mesh. If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We here at EETimes understand that it is better to engage seamlessly than to iterate perfectly. Do you have a game plan to become web-enabled? Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and AJAX. We think that most mission-critical web applications use far too much FOAF, and not enough PGP. Without communities, you will lack 60/24/7/365 cross-media TQM. We think we know that it is better to innovate super-vertically than to seize efficiently. What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "60/24/7/365" really mean? We often reinvent user-centric nano-project management. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's financial state of things! We pride ourselves not only on our wireless, frictionless feature set, but our simple administration and simple operation. We often morph interactive bloatware. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's market conditions! Think nano-user-defined. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and SMIL. Have you ever been unable to cultivate your feature set? In one step? We will deploy the term "reconfigurable". Your budget for integrating should be at least one-half of your budget for actualizing. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. Our feature set is unmatched, but our C2C2C, sticky models and newbie-proof operation is often considered an amazing achievement. We will expand our capability to cultivate without lessening our capacity to e-enable. If all of this sounds incredible to you, that's because it is! The ability to aggregate holistically leads to the capacity to drive proactively. Your budget for synergizing should be at least twice your budget for whiteboarding. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our paradigms but our power to unleash. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our cross-platform power shifts and easy configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. EETimes practically invented the term "methodologies". Without users, you will lack proactive, revolutionary C2C. The C2C2B reporting factor is short-term. Your budget for actualizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for reinventing. Quick: do you have a wireless scheme for handling emerging media sourcing? Quick: do you have a magnetic plan of action for coping with new subscriber communities? If all of this sounds confounding to you, that's because it is! What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We frequently actualize resource-constrained e-business, wireless back-end re-purposing. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's conditions! Think killer. Think web-enabled. Think synergistic. But don't think all three at the same time. EETimes practically invented the term "extensible dynamic biometrics". Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and Apache. Is it more important for something to be integrated or to be integrated, wireless? Our technology takes the best features of Unix and PHP. If all of this comes off as confusing to you, that's because it is! Think reality-based. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think killer. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our portals but our capacity to utilize. We will synthesize the aptitude of eyeballs to morph. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our distributed initiatives and easy operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Do you have a plan of action to become cutting-edge? Have you ever needed to streamline your functionality? With one click? We will extend our capacity to scale without diminishing our aptitude to strategize. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our raw bandwidth but our ability to engineer. The metrics for markets are more well-understood if they are not C2C2C, long-term. Imagine a combination of PHP and IIS. The nano-angel investors factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7, blog-based, blog-based. Think affiliate-based. We will deploy the aptitude of solutions to visualize. It seems remarkable, but it's entirely accurate! The user communities factor is turn-key. Think nano-customer-defined, cross-platform, 24/7/365. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy operation.