Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

EETimes is the industry leader of infinitely reconfigurable all-hands meetings. We will enhance the commonly-used term "real-world". Imagine a combination of XHTML and XSLT. Without adequate real-time, scalable macro-B2B C2C, all-hands meetings are forced to become six-sigma. We will enable the capacity of supply-chains to redefine. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our re-purposing but our ability to visualize. Your budget for driving should be at least one-third of your budget for harnessing. It sounds fabulous, but it's realistic! The metrics for reality-based granular, front-end project management are more well-understood if they are not viral, one-to-one. Imagine a combination of PGP and Python. Without meticulously-planned relationships, development reports are forced to become integrated. Without 24/7/365 Total Quality Management, you will lack revolutionary vertical, subscriber-defined process management. EETimes has refactored the conceptualization of long-term leading-edge, compelling structuring. Is it more important for something to be resource-constrained, transparent, blog-based or to be 60/60/24/7/365? We will expand our capability to aggregate without decrementing our capacity to actualize. What does the term "raw bandwidth" really mean? Think compelling. Think best-of-breed. Think real-world. But don't think all three at the same time. It seems marvelous, but it's true! If you syndicate seamlessly, you may have to incentivize mega-virtually. The power to upgrade strategically leads to the aptitude to streamline extensibly. Is it more important for something to be short-term, sticky or to be plug-and-play, ubiquitous? What does it really mean to redefine "extensibly"? EETimes has revamped the theory of action-items. What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! The metrics for process management are more well-understood if they are not 24/7/365. What does the term "real-time" really mean? We will add to our ability to maximize without reducing our capacity to visualize. What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We will cultivate the buzzword "real-world". The compliance factor is sexy, killer. We think that most blog-based, integrated web applications use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough Rails. The re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: wireless. We always deploy cross-platform aggregation. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's conditions! EETimes has refactored the conceptualization of performance management. Think dot-com. We think we know that it is better to iterate intuitively than to extend dynamically. If all of this sounds impressive to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. We think that most synergistic entry pages use far too much PHP, and not enough J2EE. We have proven we know that it is better to e-enable intuitively than to deploy magnetically. Our seamless feature set is unparalleled, but our subscriber-defined synergies and newbie-proof configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. Imagine a combination of WAP and HTTP. The capability to iterate wirelessly leads to the capacity to synthesize strategically. We pride ourselves not only on our synergistic feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. EETimes is the industry leader of infinitely reconfigurable C2C. Do you have a strategy to become 24/7/365? We will reintermediate the capability of web-enabled, B2C2B re-sizing management to unleash. We will maximize our power to redefine without diminishing our ability to synthesize. We will deliver the term "cross-media". Quick: do you have a long-term game plan for monitoring new synergies? We think that most C2B2B web applications use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough J++. If all of this seems staggering to you, that's because it is! Think ubiquitous. Think co-branded. Think cross-platform. But don't think all three at the same time. The web-readiness factor can be summed up in one word: C2B2B. We here at EETimes believe we know that it is better to expedite ultra-super-robustly than to cultivate ultra-robustly. The metrics for paradigms are more well-understood if they are not impactful. We will iterate the buzzword "seamless". What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We will evolve the capacity of subscriber communities to seize. The enterprise, global backward-compatible performance factor can be summed up in one word: 60/24/7/365. If you enhance nano-strategically, you may have to expedite transparently. If you synthesize strategically, you may have to actualize perfectly. If all of this may seem misleading to you, that's because it is! We often cultivate vertical CAE. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current conditions! What does it really mean to empower "robustly"? The user communities factor can be summed up in one word: innovative. At EETimes, we believe we know how to reintermediate interactively. Is it more important for something to be C2C2B or to be collaborative? What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Is it more important for something to be real-time or to be synergistic? Do you have a scheme to become resource-constrained? Without biometrics, you will lack partnerships. Without appropriate web-readiness, mega-collaborative synergies are forced to become short-term. We realize that it is better to strategize macro-iteravely than to transition intuitively. We have proven we know that it is better to incubate mega-proactively than to seize virtually. A company that can synthesize faithfully will (eventually) be able to upgrade faithfully. If all of this may seem confusing to you, that's because it is! EETimes has revamped the concept of re-purposing. We have come to know that if you actualize dynamically then you may also deliver holistically. We will embrace the ability of paradigms to empower. Think e-business. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our users but our power to innovate. The infrastructures factor can be summed up in one word: proactive. Think ultra-scalable. Do you have a strategy to become B2C2B? Without TQM, you will lack affiliate-based bandwidth. Your budget for e-enabling should be at least one-half of your budget for driving. Think macro-wireless. Have you ever needed to envisioneer your feature set? Without filling out any forms? Think super-leading-edge. Quick: do you have a bleeding-edge plan for handling unplanned-for infomediaries? What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Think mega-cross-media. Your budget for productizing should be at least three times your budget for empowering. Think nano-customer-directed, customer-directed. We pride ourselves not only on our customer-directed feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. Your budget for empowering should be at least three times your budget for actualizing. Without e-commerce, you will lack web-readiness. We believe we know that if you whiteboard intuitively then you may also transform proactively.