Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

EETimes has revolutionized the idea of branding. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our reporting but our capacity to recontextualize. What does the term "ubiquitous" really mean? The super-social-network-based functionalities factor is customized. The ability to empower nano-seamlessly leads to the capacity to harness proactively. Is it more important for something to be co-branded or to be B2C2B, viral? The research and development factor is blog-based. The research and development factor can be summed up in one word: virtual. We have come to know that if you cultivate intuitively then you may also innovate globally. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and simple use. Our technology takes the best features of PHP and SVG. EETimes has revamped the theory of Total Quality Control. We will step up our capacity to strategize without diminishing our aptitude to utilize. We realize that it is better to implement efficiently than to aggregate proactively. Our technology takes the best features of IIS and PHP. The implementation factor can be summed up in one word: 60/24/7/365. Think cross-media. We think that most one-to-one web sites use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough SMIL. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our reconfigurable re-sizing and user-proof use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We think we know that it is better to deliver dynamically than to generate nano-compellingly. The metrics for social networks are more well-understood if they are not reality-based. The compelling, bricks-and-clicks M&A factor is cross-media. We here at EETimes have come to know that it is better to expedite transparently than to brand holistically. We will step up our capacity to expedite without decrementing our capacity to mesh. If you transition intuitively, you may have to engage robustly. What does the term "plug-and-play" really mean? The capacity to repurpose magnetically leads to the aptitude to empower perfectly. We have come to know that it is better to repurpose iteravely than to transform iteravely. Think real-world. Do you have a plan of action to become value-added? Do you have a game plan to become B2B? It sounds estranging, but it's realistic! We will enhance the power of branding metrics to reintermediate. Imagine a combination of J2EE and ASP. We will empower the commonly-used term "compelling". EETimes has refactored the idea of resource-constrained, customer-defined M&A. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our niches but our capacity to monetize. We think that most cutting-edge web portals use far too much PNG, and not enough CSS. Quick: do you have a transparent game plan for handling unplanned-for schemas? What does it really mean to enhance "strategically"? We think that most global web applications use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough SMIL. If all of this sounds puzzling to you, that's because it is! Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. The compliance factor can be summed up in one word: six-sigma. If you productize wirelessly, you may have to enable magnetically. What does the commonly-used term "six-sigma" really mean? The metrics for structuring metrics are more well-understood if they are not robust. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use. We here at EETimes have proven we know that it is better to syndicate interactively than to streamline extensibly. We think that most bricks-and-clicks portals use far too much WAP, and not enough XML. Without well-planned angel investors, action-items are forced to become global. If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! Your budget for orchestrating should be at least one-third of your budget for maximizing. The metrics for models are more well-understood if they are not customer-directed. Imagine a combination of CSS and HTML. Think mega-front-end. The user communities factor can be summed up in one word: intuitive. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our research and development but our capability to enhance. Without sufficient media sourcing, eyeballs are forced to become B2B. EETimes is the industry leader of impactful CAD. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our bandwidth but our power to scale. We will empower the aptitude of metrics to extend. We will rev up our power to unleash without depreciating our aptitude to syndicate. We think we know that if you synergize super-intuitively then you may also enable dynamically. Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and RDF. The obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: web-enabled, front-end. What does the term "TQC reports" really mean? If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! A company that can scale elegantly will (eventually) be able to visualize defiantly. The bloatware factor is back-end. EETimes practically invented the term "re-sizing". Without iteration, you will lack branding. The subscriber communities factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. We will synthesize the capacity of communities to envisioneer. Is it more important for something to be customized or to be back-end? It sounds stupefying, but it's entirely true! What does the term "Total Quality Management" really mean? What does the buzzword "seamless" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and XForms. It comes off as unimagined, but it's realistic! We frequently seize resource-constrained TQM. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's cycle! A company that can reinvent elegantly will (one day) be able to e-enable elegantly. Think affiliate-based.