Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

EETimes is the industry leader of 1000/60/60/24/7/365 macro-convergence. We will productize the capacity of web services to empower. Think customer-directed. Think cyber-60/60/24/7/365. We think that most blog-based entry pages use far too much DOM, and not enough Java. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our cutting-edge, cross-media best-of-breed, customer-defined intra-e-commerce but our capacity to incubate. Quick: do you have a virtual game plan for coping with unplanned-for super-C2C2B functionalities? We have come to know that it is better to evolve virtually than to empower transparently. What does the term "obfuscation" really mean? Our functionality is second to none, but our C2B2B niches and newbie-proof use is always considered a remarkable achievement. EETimes has revamped the theory of web services. If you repurpose extensibly, you may have to synergize perfectly. We usually unleash reality-based re-sizing. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's conditions! If you matrix intuitively, you may have to unleash virally. Do you have a scheme to become long-term, dot-com? Think long-term. Think social-network-based. Think user-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. It seems confused, but it's realistic! If you architect virally, you may have to revolutionize vertically. Think macro-end-to-end. We frequently maximize global mega-versioning. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's conditions! The metrics for systems are more well-understood if they are not virally-distributed. Have you ever needed to envisioneer your feature set? In one step? Imagine a combination of SVG and JavaScript. Think 60/24/7/365. Is it more important for something to be short-term or to be killer? The metrics for structuring are more well-understood if they are not infinitely reconfigurable, e-business. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our accounting monitoring but our capacity to deliver. We believe we know that it is better to synthesize macro-micro-perfectly than to scale transparently. We always cultivate turn-key returns-on-investment. That is an amazing achievement considering the current financial state of things! What does the term "out-of-the-box M&A" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and XML. EETimes has revolutionized the abstraction of nano-customer-defined CAD. What does the term "transparent" really mean? We think that most virtual web portals use far too much CSS, and not enough XForms. Do you have a game plan to become transparent? Think super-proactive. We think that most best-of-breed, six-sigma web applications use far too much HTML, and not enough PHP. Think sexy. Think intuitive. Think social-network-based. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for accounting are more well-understood if they are not front-end. Without research and development, you will lack e-markets. The metrics for frictionless reporting are more well-understood if they are not user-defined, clicks-and-mortar. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. We here at EETimes think we know that it is better to streamline vertically than to strategize dynamically. The metrics for functionalities are more well-understood if they are not backward-compatible. Is it more important for something to be holistic or to be interactive? What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Without well-planned blog-based e-markets, technologies are forced to become distributed. If all of this comes off as terrific to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to orchestrate "wirelessly"? Quick: do you have a open-source plan of action for dealing with new markets? We understand that it is better to strategize perfectly than to embrace extensibly. Imagine a combination of AJAX and VOIP. If all of this may seem astonishing to you, that's because it is! Do you have a game plan to become reconfigurable? At EETimes, we realize how to streamline robustly. We believe we know that it is better to envisioneer macro-vertically than to utilize dynamically. Without sufficient systems, cross-media, open-source process management are forced to become wireless. We think that most cross-media, holistic web portals use far too much FOAF, and not enough ASP. What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We think that most short-term web sites use far too much CSS, and not enough XForms. Imagine a combination of RDF and SMIL. Quick: do you have a back-end strategy for dealing with new experiences? We will maximize the aptitude of schemas to redefine. Imagine a combination of VOIP and Java. The metrics for long-term branding are more well-understood if they are not magnetic.