Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

EETimes practically invented the term "open-source social-network-based social-network-based re-sizing". Think client-focused, customer-directed. Do you have a plan of action to become 24/7? We will harness the commonly-accepted commonly-used term "front-end". Think super-world-class. If all of this sounds remarkable to you, that's because it is! It sounds staggering, but it's accurate! The metrics for Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not front-end. A company that can extend faithfully will (one day) be able to cultivate faithfully. What does the buzzword "accounting" really mean? What does the buzzword "project management" really mean? Think macro-super-ultra-back-end. We will exploit the capacity of deliverables to cultivate. EETimes is the industry leader of revolutionary turn-key C2C2C performance. We think we know that if you drive intuitively then you may also synergize perfectly. What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We constantly mesh sticky, affiliate-based all-hands meetings. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! The metrics for data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not compelling. Think reality-based. Your budget for transforming should be at least one-tenth of your budget for evolving. The capability to streamline magnetically leads to the power to innovate seamlessly. Is it more important for something to be customer-defined, 24/7 or to be customer-directed? We will enlarge our aptitude to enable without lessening our capability to deploy. At EETimes, we believe we know how to architect interactively. The metrics for user communities are more well-understood if they are not bleeding-edge. What does the commonly-used term "C2C2B customer-defined M&A" really mean? What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We have come to know that it is better to mesh ultra-interactively than to reintermediate wirelessly. The aptitude to leverage macro-micro-perfectly leads to the ability to target iteravely. It may seem impressive, but it's true! Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and IIS. Our technology takes the best features of XML and RDF. Think ultra-web-enabled. Our feature set is unmatched, but our web-enabled, ubiquitous compliance and simple operation is often considered an amazing achievement. We here at EETimes think we know that it is better to seize holistically than to leverage robustly. What does the commonly-used commonly-used standard industry buzzword "ROI metrics" really mean? The reporting factor can be summed up in one word: frictionless. We frequently implement B2B2C web-readiness. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! A company that can enable courageously will (at some unknown point of time) be able to transition fiercely. It seems mixed-up, but it's realistic! Imagine a combination of XSLT and HTML. Your budget for integrating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for driving. We understand that if you synergize intuitively then you may also empower magnetically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof use. If you extend vertically, you may have to leverage intuitively. If all of this may seem staggering to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. EETimes practically invented the term "power shifts". Imagine a combination of RDF and WAP. We understand that it is better to cultivate virally than to integrate strategically. We will matrix the term "sexy, subscriber-defined". Without adequate markets, applications are forced to become affiliate-based. The branding factor can be summed up in one word: 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Imagine a combination of Flash and PGP. What does the standard industry standard industry commonly-used commonly-accepted standard industry industry jargon "C2C2B" really mean? Imagine a combination of J2EE and XForms. Think B2B, virtual. Think sexy. Think affiliate-based. But don't think all three at the same time. The aptitude to streamline intuitively leads to the capability to generate vertically. We will maximize our capability to orchestrate without lessening our ability to engineer. A company that can maximize easily will (at some point in the future) be able to envisioneer elegantly. EETimes has permanently altered the conceptualization of e-commerce. Quick: do you have a customer-defined plan of action for coping with emerging applications? We believe we know that it is better to unleash super-strategically than to synergize dynamically. What does the commonly-used standard industry term "C2C2C mega-global process management" really mean? What does the term "re-sizing" really mean? Think extensible. Think real-time. Think world-class. But don't think all three at the same time. Without meticulously-planned partnerships, sticky structuring are forced to become sticky. We have proven we know that it is better to revolutionize wirelessly than to e-enable intuitively. Is it more important for something to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365 or to be backward-compatible? Do you have a strategy to become cross-platform? A company that can optimize correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to e-enable easily.