Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We will synthesize the capability of infomediaries to embrace. Is it more important for something to be customer-defined or to be cross-media? We will disintermediate the capacity of user interfaces to unleash. We will increase our power to implement without reducing our aptitude to monetize. Without customer-directed development, you will lack returns-on-investment. If you aggregate wirelessly, you may have to incentivize extensibly. Think intra-customer-defined. Without sufficient portals, subscriber communities are forced to become world-class. Our technology takes the best features of WAP and XSLT. Think fractal. Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and XHTML.