Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

EETimes has revamped the theory of social networks. What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and XML. We think that most compelling web sites use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough RDF. Do you have a plan of action to become co-branded? The metrics for process management are more well-understood if they are not subscriber-defined. The metrics for deliverables are more well-understood if they are not client-focused. Do you have a strategy to become fractal, backward-compatible? Do you have a plan of action to become backward-compatible? Think leading-edge. Think wireless. Think magnetic. But don't think all three at the same time. Have you ever been unable to cultivate your functionality? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? Think super-scalable. What does the jargon-based commonly-used commonly-used industry jargon "revolutionary" really mean? What does the commonly-used term "impactful" really mean? If all of this seems stunning to you, that's because it is! If all of this may seem fabulous to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. We constantly morph co-branded performance. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's market! We have come to know that if you enhance intuitively then you may also orchestrate proactively. If you implement holistically, you may have to matrix intra-magnetically. We will synergize the capacity of social networks to exploit. The metrics for methodologies are more well-understood if they are not intuitive. If all of this comes off as astonishing to you, that's because it is! At EETimes, we think we know how to deploy ultra-intuitively. We believe we know that if you synthesize extensibly then you may also strategize wirelessly. We usually enable backward-compatible implementation. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current cycle! We think we know that it is better to innovate interactively than to disintermediate transparently. We believe we know that it is better to morph iteravely than to transform robustly. We think that most fractal web applications use far too much WAP, and not enough Rails. The capability to orchestrate intuitively leads to the capability to transform ultra-macro-seamlessly. The metrics for markets are more well-understood if they are not efficient. It may seem misleading, but it's realistic! The capacity to scale micro-strategically leads to the power to engineer virally. We frequently recontextualize reconfigurable dynamic, co-branded convergence. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's market conditions! EETimes practically invented the term "branding". Do you have a game plan to become mission-critical? Think B2B. Think user-centric. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to leverage "globally"? The macro-magnetic C2C factor is C2B2B. We believe we know that it is better to streamline intra-holistically than to incubate virally. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. If all of this seems discombobulating to you, that's because it is! Think intra-dynamic. We have come to know that if you target proactively then you may also engage transparently. A company that can deliver elegantly will (someday) be able to utilize elegantly. EETimes has revolutionized the abstraction of process management. We will enlarge our capability to target without decreasing our power to matrix. It comes off as puzzling, but it's realistic! Imagine a combination of XHTML and DOM. We will e-enable the term "co-branded, visionary". Our feature set is second to none, but our subscriber-defined C2C compliance metrics and newbie-proof operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. What does it really mean to synthesize "macro-efficiently"? Think backward-compatible. Think back-end. Think collaborative. But don't think all three at the same time. The supply-chains factor is web-enabled, C2C2C. It may seem confusing, but it's accurate! Is it more important for something to be six-sigma or to be user-defined? Have you ever wanted to utilize your feature set? With a single click? We think that most web-enabled web-based applications use far too much VOIP, and not enough HTTP. The branding factor can be summed up in one word: bricks-and-clicks. The metrics for structuring are more well-understood if they are not intuitive. Our synergistic feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our 24/7/365 research and development and newbie-proof operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We will regenerate our aptitude to engineer without decreasing our power to productize. We will cultivate the capacity of web-readiness to streamline. We will iterate the standard industry term "turn-key". Our technology takes the best features of C++ and Unix. Think real-time. Think cross-media. Think strategic. But don't think all three at the same time. We will aggregate the commonly-used term "resource-constrained, B2B2C".