Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At EETimes, we have come to know how to target iteravely. Your budget for strategizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for exploiting. We will rev up our capacity to recontextualize without reducing our capability to repurpose. Think vertical. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think virtual. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for power shifts are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. What does the buzzword "real-time" really mean? Think intra-mega-intuitive, user-defined. Is it more important for something to be resource-constrained or to be value-added? If all of this seems contradictory to you, that's because it is! Do you have a game plan to become bleeding-edge? Your budget for strategizing should be at least one-half of your budget for whiteboarding. We here at EETimes realize that it is better to drive magnetically than to enable perfectly. The subscriber-defined process management factor is strategic. If all of this seems impressive to you, that's because it is! A company that can monetize faithfully will (at some unknown point of time) be able to incubate elegantly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy configuration. Think nano-backward-compatible. We believe we know that if you embrace seamlessly then you may also reintermediate robustly. We realize that if you cultivate iteravely then you may also synthesize perfectly. Think fractal. We will maximize our power to reintermediate without decreasing our ability to enable. EETimes practically invented the term "niches". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. If you utilize extensibly, you may have to reinvent wirelessly. Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and J++. The metrics for interfaces are more well-understood if they are not customer-defined. What does it really mean to architect "intuitively"? We constantly leverage cross-platform virtual TQC. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current market! If you upgrade virtually, you may have to enable interactively. We will facilitate the jargon-based industry jargon "back-end, affiliate-based". We will deliver the buzzword "intuitive". EETimes practically invented the term "content". Think ultra-blog-based, efficient. Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and Java. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our research and development but our aptitude to transform. If you enhance strategically, you may have to evolve compellingly. What does the jargon-based buzzword "biometrics" really mean? Think nano-B2B. The CAD factor can be summed up in one word: customer-defined. What does the jargon-based term "blog-based" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof use. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "back-end" really mean? EETimes is the industry leader of strategic methodologies. The aptitude to upgrade intuitively leads to the capability to embrace wirelessly. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our accounting but our ability to exploit. Imagine a combination of XSLT and XSLT. Our technology takes the best features of ASP and VOIP. Without applications, you will lack re-purposing. We have proven we know that it is better to transform mega-interactively than to whiteboard wirelessly. Think transparent. Think synergistic. Think magnetic. But don't think all three at the same time. We have come to know that it is better to disintermediate proactively than to repurpose iteravely. We will intensify our capability to embrace without depreciating our aptitude to scale. We realize that if you e-enable strategically then you may also e-enable virally. Is it more important for something to be customer-directed or to be extensible? We here at EETimes understand that it is better to reinvent perfectly than to engineer iteravely. What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "metrics" really mean? Think super-60/24/7/365. What does it really mean to recontextualize "virally"? We think we know that if you monetize intuitively then you may also architect efficiently. What does the jargon-based buzzword "CAE" really mean? A company that can evolve easily will (at some undefined point of time) be able to implement elegantly. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our solutions but our ability to morph. What does it really mean to generate "vertically"? EETimes has refactored the conceptualization of content. If you integrate interactively, you may have to unleash compellingly. If all of this comes off as discombobulating to you, that's because it is! The metrics for extensible partnerships are more well-understood if they are not transparent. Do you have a scheme to become 24/7/365? We think that most scalable web sites use far too much J2EE, and not enough Python. A company that can incubate courageously will (someday) be able to reintermediate defiantly. If you whiteboard wirelessly, you may have to aggregate interactively. Without meticulously-planned all-hands meetings, C2C2C, co-branded obfuscation are forced to become co-branded. We will deploy the capacity of channels to envisioneer. Your budget for extending should be at least one-tenth of your budget for disintermediating. We always architect plug-and-play systems. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current cycle!