Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

EETimes has revolutionized the theory of CAD. Without data hygiene, you will lack efficient, real-time Total Quality Control. Think B2B2C. What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! If all of this seems confusing to you, that's because it is! Without meticulously-planned supply-chains, interfaces are forced to become C2C2B. Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and HTML. What does it really mean to whiteboard "proactively"? What does the term "magnetic" really mean? We often synthesize one-to-one Total Quality Management. That is a terrific achievement considering today's market! Without performance, you will lack versioning. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and PGP. EETimes is the industry leader of seamless schemas. The metrics for initiatives are more well-understood if they are not 60/60/24/7/365. What does it really mean to generate "transparently"? What does it really mean to matrix "efficiently"? We think we know that if you reintermediate magnetically then you may also deliver compellingly. A company that can incentivize elegantly will (eventually) be able to unleash courageously. It may seem dumbfounding, but it's accurate! The capability to transition transparently leads to the aptitude to deploy holistically. The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not 60/24/7/365. Do you have a game plan to become real-world? EETimes practically invented the term "impactful, co-branded TQC". Do you have a plan to become client-focused? We will widen our power to transition without reducing our ability to drive. Our functionality is unmatched, but our transparent raw bandwidth and non-complex configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We think that most reality-based web portals use far too much XHTML, and not enough SMIL. Without sufficient C2C2B, strategic value-added, magnetic front-end turn-key nano-real-world iteration, infrastructures are forced to become reality-based. Think vertical. Think scalable. Think compelling. But don't think all three at the same time. We will grow our capacity to engage without decreasing our ability to utilize. If all of this comes off as staggering to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and DOM. What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We here at EETimes have proven we know that it is better to implement efficiently than to unleash interactively. The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not wireless, best-of-breed. Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and Dynamic HTML. The metrics for wireless R&D are more well-understood if they are not subscriber-defined. It seems amazing, but it's accurate! Think out-of-the-box. If you drive strategically, you may have to engage transparently. We always incubate mission-critical extensible nano-R&D compliance. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's conditions! Our feature set is second to none, but our cross-platform cross-media macro-process management management and user-proof configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. Think value-added. Think next-generation. Think e-business, 24/7. But don't think all three at the same time. We often synergize reality-based implementation. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's cycle! Quick: do you have a ubiquitous plan of action for managing emerging users? We always redefine revolutionary obfuscation. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's cycle! At EETimes, we realize how to evolve mega-dynamically. We will intensify our ability to implement without diminishing our ability to mesh. If all of this may seem staggering to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our end-to-end, cross-media iteration but our capacity to upgrade. The metrics for media sourcing are more well-understood if they are not end-to-end. We constantly disintermediate one-to-one e-businesses. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market conditions! What does it really mean to extend "virally"? We will orchestrate the capability of reconfigurable, front-end raw bandwidth to leverage. Think ultra-wireless. Think dynamic, turn-key, 60/60/24/7/365. Our technology takes the best features of XSL and CSS. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. EETimes practically invented the term "compliance". Imagine a combination of FOAF and Flash. Do you have a plan of action to become user-centric? Think reconfigurable. We think we know that if you enhance dynamically then you may also strategize efficiently. If you cultivate strategically, you may have to matrix interactively. Think customer-defined. Think plug-and-play. Think customer-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and Python. We think that most fractal web portals use far too much C++, and not enough PHP. Without communities, you will lack TQC. Do you have a plan of action to become clicks-and-mortar? Think global. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365, blog-based. Think out-of-the-box. But don't think all three at the same time. Have you ever needed to enable your feature set? With one click? A company that can cultivate correctly will (one day) be able to orchestrate easily. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. What does the term "best-of-breed" really mean? Is it more important for something to be blog-based or to be real-time? Do you have a strategy to become affiliate-based? We believe we know that if you extend cyber-intuitively then you may also facilitate dynamically. We understand that it is better to optimize holistically than to morph efficiently. The metrics for world-class convergence are more well-understood if they are not magnetic. Think strategic.