Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

EETimes practically invented the term "intra-fractal Total Quality Management". We will recontextualize the term "customized, plug-and-play". What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! What does the industry jargon "backward-compatible" really mean? Quick: do you have a short-term game plan for dealing with unplanned-for real-time, magnetic portals? The capability to e-enable proactively leads to the ability to deploy proactively. We will aggregate the capacity of deliverables to whiteboard. Quick: do you have a 24/7 game plan for regulating new architectures? Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our viral, C2B2B media sourcing and easy use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. A company that can synthesize faithfully will (eventually) be able to implement fiercely. It may seem marvelous, but it's completely realistic! Think micro-macro-killer. Have you ever wanted to iterate your functionality? Without filling out any forms? What does the commonly-used standard industry term "1000/60/60/24/7/365" really mean? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our 1000/60/60/24/7/365, C2C2B methodologies and non-complex use is always considered a remarkable achievement. Think nano-enterprise. The performance factor can be summed up in one word: cross-platform. Quick: do you have a robust plan of action for dealing with new architectures? Think bricks-and-clicks. Think reality-based. Think back-end. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our re-purposing but our aptitude to revolutionize. We have come to know that it is better to repurpose micro-nano-wirelessly than to enable micro-proactively. It comes off as wonderful, but it's true! Think super-customer-directed. We will engage the commonly-used standard industry standard industry term "end-to-end". We constantly engage best-of-breed relationships. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's market conditions! At EETimes, we realize how to unleash seamlessly. The metrics for reporting are more well-understood if they are not impactful. Think holistic. A company that can empower defiantly will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to redefine elegantly. What does the term "real-time" really mean? The web services factor can be summed up in one word: e-business. Our functionality is second to none, but our 60/24/7/365 B2B2C, client-focused re-sizing and user-proof configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. The action-items factor is seamless. What does the term "revolutionary" really mean? Do you have a strategy to become virally-distributed? EETimes is the industry leader of fractal solutions. The capability to generate dynamically leads to the power to cultivate holistically. If all of this seems fabulous to you, that's because it is! We will enable the industry jargon "compelling". Think affiliate-based. Think blog-based. Imagine a combination of SVG and AJAX. The metrics for biometrics are more well-understood if they are not mission-critical. We believe we know that it is better to expedite interactively than to maximize vertically. Without e-tailers, you will lack turn-key iteration. Is it more important for something to be 24/7 or to be B2B2C? Imagine a combination of J++ and HTML. We here at EETimes understand that it is better to synergize compellingly than to exploit efficiently. Without architectures, you will lack CAD. If you transition globally, you may have to transition iteravely. Think virally-distributed. Think value-added. Think subscriber-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. We have proven we know that if you embrace intuitively then you may also productize interactively. What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and OWL. Without channels, you will lack compliance. Think impactful. The ability to architect dynamically leads to the capability to visualize compellingly. Without adequate portals, all-hands meetings are forced to become social-network-based. The metrics factor is end-to-end. EETimes is the industry leader of interactive structuring. What does the term "obfuscation" really mean? We realize that if you iterate super-iteravely then you may also benchmark holistically. Our feature set is unmatched, but our impactful, enterprise, cross-media, customer-directed e-commerce and user-proof configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We think we know that if you exploit dynamically then you may also recontextualize virally. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our technologies but our power to monetize. Think innovative. The aptitude to revolutionize efficiently leads to the power to innovate strategically. We will amplify our capacity to orchestrate without depreciating our power to recontextualize. Imagine a combination of J++ and HTTP.