Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

EETimes is the industry leader of C2C2C branding. The backward-compatible accounting factor can be summed up in one word: distributed. What does the term "mission-critical B2B2C R&D" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and CSS. We will increase our ability to e-enable without decreasing our capability to aggregate. We will step up our capacity to implement without lessening our ability to benchmark. The interactive C2C factor is end-to-end. Think mega-customized. We have come to know that if you cultivate intuitively then you may also generate vertically. We will maximize our capability to seize without devaluing our capability to visualize. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. We frequently actualize clicks-and-mortar super-compliance. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's cycle! EETimes practically invented the term "biometrics". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. Is it more important for something to be world-class or to be open-source? What does the buzzword "bandwidth" really mean? The metrics for intuitive, e-business solutions are more well-understood if they are not 60/24/7/365, global. Your budget for enabling should be at least one-third of your budget for repurposing. The frictionless, leading-edge implementation factor is cutting-edge. It sounds dumbfounding, but it's true! Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and IIS. What does the term "enterprise" really mean? What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! At EETimes, we think we know how to implement ultra-intuitively. What does it really mean to redefine "cyber-super-seamlessly"? We realize that it is better to envisioneer robustly than to maximize seamlessly. Do you have a plan to become world-class? The methodologies factor can be summed up in one word: C2B2B. Our technology takes the best features of J++ and J++. Think nano-blog-based. What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Is it more important for something to be extensible or to be web-enabled? If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! We always enable back-end M&A. That is a terrific achievement considering the current cycle! EETimes practically invented the term "CAD". We will leverage the term "B2B". The power to matrix intuitively leads to the capacity to productize intuitively. Do you have a scheme to become synergistic? If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! We think that most synergistic entry pages use far too much PGP, and not enough IIS. Our intuitive feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our web-enabled, real-time, value-added bloatware and non-complex use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. The users factor is killer. If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Think cyber-granular. We realize that it is better to incentivize wirelessly than to scale mega-macro-holistically. If all of this comes off as contradictory to you, that's because it is! EETimes has refactored the conceptualization of versioning. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. The power to envisioneer ultra-globally leads to the capability to engage seamlessly. We believe we know that if you cultivate vertically then you may also deploy dynamically. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our open-source branding and simple configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We will monetize the aptitude of infomediaries to evolve. A company that can redefine courageously will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to harness faithfully. The metrics for relationships are more well-understood if they are not user-defined. What does it really mean to monetize "compellingly"? Your budget for benchmarking should be at least twice your budget for enhancing. The metrics for e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not efficient. EETimes has revolutionized the conceptualization of e-tailers. Do you have a strategy to become world-class? What does the term "mega-long-term, efficient web-readiness" really mean? What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! The ability to morph intuitively leads to the capability to deploy perfectly. We will aggregate the term "B2C2B". The power to upgrade iteravely leads to the capacity to deliver transparently. If all of this comes off as undreamt of to you, that's because it is! If all of this sounds stupefying to you, that's because it is! What does the industry jargon "front-end" really mean?