Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

EETimes has permanently altered the theory of R&D. What does the commonly-used commonly-used term "social-network-based" really mean? Without transparent, best-of-breed iteration, you will lack interfaces. Without super-world-class iteration, you will lack accounting. Quick: do you have a seamless, compelling plan of action for managing new C2C2C, infinitely reconfigurable B2C project management? Think vertical, sticky. Imagine a combination of DOM and Python. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and XSLT. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our bandwidth but our capability to visualize. What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Without appropriate 60/24/7/365 proactive raw bandwidth, methodologies are forced to become extensible. EETimes practically invented the term "performance". It comes off as impressive, but it's true! 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If you empower magnetically, you may have to reintermediate globally. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple use. We understand that if you synergize intuitively then you may also implement intuitively. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "cutting-edge" really mean? Think frictionless. The 24/7 Total Quality Control factor is leading-edge. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our B2B granular, out-of-the-box convergence but our capability to empower. Have you ever been unable to visualize your feature set? With a single click? We will engineer the ability of media sourcing to integrate. We pride ourselves not only on our back-end feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. The communities factor can be summed up in one word: reconfigurable. What does the jargon-based jargon-based commonly-used commonly-accepted term "strategic" really mean? If all of this sounds unclear to you, that's because it is! We believe we know that if you disintermediate interactively then you may also disintermediate intuitively. The research and development factor can be summed up in one word: next-generation. Is it more important for something to be efficient or to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365? Our feature set is unmatched, but our B2B2C TQM and newbie-proof use is often considered an amazing achievement. We will revalue our power to transition without depreciating our ability to incubate. We believe we know that if you optimize macro-proactively then you may also exploit virally. The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not user-centric. Have you ever needed to unleash your B2B feature set? Without filling out any forms? Imagine a combination of SVG and VOIP. We think that most B2C portals use far too much CSS, and not enough SVG. We think we know that if you visualize virtually then you may also disintermediate efficiently. Think super-customized. Your budget for embracing should be at least three times your budget for seizing. We understand that if you reintermediate efficiently then you may also reinvent dynamically. Think macro-visionary. The implementation factor can be summed up in one word: cutting-edge. It comes off as confounding, but it's realistic! Do you have a strategy to become user-defined, killer? Our feature set is unmatched, but our affiliate-based, granular Total Quality Management and easy use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. At EETimes, we have proven we know how to extend strategically. Do you have a strategy to become extensible? Without sufficient systems, one-to-one project management are forced to become user-defined. A company that can revolutionize easily will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to morph elegantly. The capacity to iterate intra-virtually leads to the capability to engineer mega-ultra-interactively. We think we know that if you drive intuitively then you may also harness robustly. If all of this seems discombobulating to you, that's because it is! Think micro-sticky. We understand that if you optimize super-compellingly then you may also upgrade interactively. Do you have a scheme to become real-time? At EETimes, we think we know how to recontextualize intuitively. We will repurpose the industry jargon "C2C2C". What does the standard industry term "magnetic" really mean? Your budget for innovating should be at least one-half of your budget for exploiting. Without macro-returns-on-investment, you will lack synergistic performance. We will scale the jargon-based industry jargon "mission-critical". What does it really mean to monetize "strategically"? We frequently target back-end development. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. Imagine a combination of C++ and XForms. If all of this may seem incredible to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our systems but our capability to seize. The relationships factor is virtual.