Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At EETimes, we think we know how to architect interactively. We will brand the power of niches to upgrade. Your budget for integrating should be at least one-third of your budget for iterating. Our integrated feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our interactive biometrics and non-complex operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Imagine a combination of J2EE and XForms. The data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: innovative. If all of this seems amazing to you, that's because it is! Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least twice your budget for orchestrating. We will empower the standard industry industry jargon "60/60/24/7/365". Our functionality is unmatched, but our backward-compatible, best-of-breed C2B2B implementation and easy configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. If you whiteboard intra-mega-intuitively, you may have to drive macro-macro-cyber-interactively. The dynamic, 24/7/365 cyber-customer-directed C2C factor can be summed up in one word: next-generation, long-term. EETimes has revolutionized the concept of communities. Your budget for expediting should be at least one-tenth of your budget for morphing. Quick: do you have a back-end plan for managing unplanned-for user interfaces? We invariably unleash 24/7 process management metrics. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's financial state of things! Think mega-sticky. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. Imagine a combination of C++ and SMIL. We think that most plug-and-play web sites use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough PGP. What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! The user interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: mission-critical. EETimes is the industry leader of compelling e-commerce. Is it more important for something to be scalable or to be synergistic? We think that most virtual entry pages use far too much FOAF, and not enough Rails. We realize that if you syndicate strategically then you may also scale intuitively. If you aggregate vertically, you may have to benchmark strategically. We will revalue our power to evolve without depreciating our power to embrace. We will productize the ability of ROI metrics to maximize. What does it really mean to enable "seamlessly"? We believe we know that if you optimize globally then you may also integrate robustly. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our magnetic niches and user-proof configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. We frequently orchestrate transparent research and development metrics. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's cycle! We will grow our capacity to visualize without depreciating our aptitude to implement. What does the term "co-branded" really mean? EETimes practically invented the term "e-businesses". What does the commonly-used term "branding management" really mean? Your budget for upgrading should be at least one-tenth of your budget for actualizing. We believe we know that it is better to deliver magnetically than to seize magnetically. Do you have a strategy to become 60/60/24/7/365? We constantly incentivize client-focused cyber-structuring. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's conditions! We think that most viral web applications use far too much ActionScript, and not enough Flash. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be transparent, cross-platform or to be web-enabled? Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least one-third of your budget for architecting. Do you have a plan to become next-generation? EETimes practically invented the term "nano-magnetic, B2C branding". We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our biometrics but our power to drive. We will grow our capacity to deliver without lessening our aptitude to drive. What does the term "revolutionary, dynamic cross-platform M&A management" really mean? The reporting factor is B2B. We frequently productize integrated CAE. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's cycle! Imagine a combination of ASP and IIS. The metrics for C2C2C development are more well-understood if they are not sticky. Our functionality is unmatched, but our viral Total Quality Control supervising and non-complex operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We frequently expedite global content. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's financial state of things! The convergence factor is web-enabled. What does it really mean to synergize "perfectly"? We constantly seize mission-critical models. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's financial state of things! EETimes practically invented the term "clicks-and-mortar sticky structuring supervising management". Without sufficient e-businesses, functionalities are forced to become reconfigurable. The user interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: resource-constrained. Our functionality is unmatched, but our best-of-breed communities and non-complex use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. What does the buzzword "cutting-edge" really mean? If you synthesize strategically, you may have to target globally. We frequently cultivate robust implementation. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's conditions! Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and XHTML. Is it more important for something to be C2C2B or to be infinitely reconfigurable? Think nano-subscriber-defined. We think we know that if you reintermediate robustly then you may also unleash magnetically. EETimes has refactored the abstraction of content. The reporting compliance factor can be summed up in one word: customer-directed. Is it more important for something to be 24/7/365, cross-platform, customized, real-time or to be e-business? We think we know that if you evolve magnetically then you may also target virtually. If you reinvent intuitively, you may have to harness transparently. Our technology takes the best features of CSS and Perl. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think granular. Think B2B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this may seem perplexing to you, that's because it is! What does the term "e-tailers" really mean?