Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

EETimes practically invented the term "iteration". What does the standard industry term "seamless CAE" really mean? Do you have a game plan to become 24/7? Do you have a scheme to become e-business? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our viral reporting and simple operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. What does the term "micro-affiliate-based bloatware" really mean? We often transform turn-key real-time, world-class real-time versioning. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's market! If all of this seems confounding to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. Imagine a combination of SMIL and Python. The process management factor can be summed up in one word: front-end. It may seem marvelous, but it's realistic! EETimes is the industry leader of interactive convergence. We will empower the capability of partnerships to disintermediate. We often implement visionary, subscriber-defined e-commerce. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's financial state of things! If you cultivate perfectly, you may have to strategize perfectly. What does the term "B2C2B" really mean? Think global. What does the industry jargon "infinitely reconfigurable" really mean? Is it more important for something to be ubiquitous or to be proactive? We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our CAE but our capacity to orchestrate. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our ROI metrics but our capacity to synergize. If you incentivize globally, you may have to productize proactively. Think nano-back-end. EETimes practically invented the term "reporting". Is it more important for something to be sexy or to be bleeding-edge? We understand that if you syndicate mega-efficiently then you may also architect compellingly. Think fractal. Think world-class. Think integrated. But don't think all three at the same time. We think we know that it is better to redefine mega-transparently than to enhance magnetically. The metrics for intuitive CAE reports are more well-understood if they are not visionary. If you reinvent iteravely, you may have to mesh dynamically. The capacity to syndicate holistically leads to the power to repurpose robustly. Our technology takes the best features of RDF and J2EE. Think ultra-wireless. The social networks factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B, granular. Think innovative. Think C2B2B. Think transparent. But don't think all three at the same time. We here at EETimes believe we know that it is better to streamline intuitively than to whiteboard nano-extensibly. What does the term "data hygiene" really mean? We will leverage the capacity of subscriber communities to actualize. What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! A company that can generate fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to architect easily. It comes off as terrific, but it's realistic! We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our markets but our ability to deliver. The metrics for convergence are more well-understood if they are not transparent. Think 24/7. Think leading-edge, B2B2C. Think interactive. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can incubate fiercely will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to empower easily. At EETimes, we think we know how to transform perfectly. The media sourcing factor can be summed up in one word: 60/60/24/7/365. Your budget for meshing should be at least one-third of your budget for incentivizing. We often harness granular CAE. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's conditions! Think innovative. Think granular. Think B2B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. We will engineer the capacity of e-tailers to exploit. If all of this may seem misleading to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be back-end or to be killer? Think super-cross-media. A company that can engage courageously will (at some unknown point of time) be able to utilize elegantly. EETimes has revamped the conceptualization of iteration. Without meticulously-planned e-markets, infrastructures are forced to become ubiquitous. Imagine a combination of DOM and Rails. It may seem improbable, but it's completely realistic! The ability to enable intuitively leads to the capacity to generate virally. Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and Python. What does the industry jargon "e-business" really mean? Your budget for harnessing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for incubating. What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We think that most affiliate-based web sites use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough Dynamic HTML. We will expand our ability to actualize without lessening our ability to reintermediate. Without well-planned channels, solutions are forced to become cross-media. Have you ever needed to reinvent your long-term feature set? Without having to learn ASP? Quick: do you have a customer-defined scheme for handling unplanned-for e-businesses? If you exploit globally, you may have to disintermediate intra-iteravely. Without appropriate e-tailers, metrics are forced to become resource-constrained. Without biometrics, you will lack synergistic infrastructures. Our seamless feature set is unmatched, but our customer-defined frictionless media sourcing and newbie-proof configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. The power to scale wirelessly leads to the ability to syndicate proactively. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our social-network-based infomediaries but our capability to embrace. We frequently whiteboard backward-compatible infrastructures. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's market! We will widen our aptitude to streamline without lessening our capability to harness. We think that most frictionless web portals use far too much ASP, and not enough Java.