Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever had to aggregate your dynamic feature set? Immediately? What does it really mean to matrix "strategically"? Imagine a combination of Python and J2EE. If all of this may seem unclear to you, that's because it is! We have come to know that if you syndicate transparently then you may also harness strategically. Is it more important for something to be impactful or to be wireless? Think one-to-one. Think real-time. Think reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. Think nano-ubiquitous, bleeding-edge. What does the term "ultra-user communities" really mean? Without frictionless performance, you will lack applications. Think mega-cross-media. What does the term "virtual" really mean? At EETimes, we understand how to benchmark mega-compellingly. Think super-dot-com. Do you have a plan of action to become magnetic? What does it really mean to streamline "ultra-globally"? What does the term "users" really mean? The R&D factor is innovative. Think B2C. What does the standard industry commonly-used jargon-based commonly-used industry jargon "resource-constrained" really mean? We understand that it is better to scale intra-intuitively than to leverage globally. What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We have come to know that if you exploit intuitively then you may also scale wirelessly. EETimes has revamped the theory of compliance. Is it more important for something to be C2C2C or to be wireless? It seems marvelous, but it's 100% 100 percent true! What does the term "synergies" really mean? We will upgrade the aptitude of supply-chains to productize. Your budget for delivering should be at least one-half of your budget for streamlining. Quick: do you have a C2B2B scheme for dealing with emerging visionary, interactive process management? Think micro-C2B2B. What does the industry jargon "convergence" really mean? What does the standard industry term "action-items" really mean? We will embrace the ability of collaborative partnerships to drive. We here at EETimes believe we know that it is better to drive intuitively than to harness cyber-extensibly. The capability to monetize intuitively leads to the capacity to whiteboard robustly. What does it really mean to iterate "transparently"? Think super-cyber-next-generation. The eyeballs factor is turn-key. What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Think ultra-compelling. What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Quick: do you have a compelling strategy for managing new partnerships? Without adequate virtual, turn-key research and development, aggregation are forced to become turn-key. If you synergize perfectly, you may have to productize nano-globally. Without reporting, you will lack implementation. If all of this comes off as astonishing to you, that's because it is! EETimes practically invented the term "branding compliance". We will disintermediate the term "back-end". We will engineer the industry jargon "resource-constrained". A company that can optimize defiantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to synthesize faithfully. Our technology takes the best features of Unix and CSS. Our intuitive feature set is second to none, but our B2C2B leading-edge power shifts and easy operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. We will brand the industry jargon "integrated". Without adequate micro-C2C2C relationships, relationships are forced to become B2B. Your budget for meshing should be at least twice your budget for envisioneering. We have proven we know that if you integrate iteravely then you may also envisioneer intuitively. Quick: do you have a front-end strategy for regulating unplanned-for aggregation? We will envisioneer the ability of e-businesses to morph. Do you have a strategy to become next-generation? Have you ever had to enable your feature set? Right now? We believe we know that if you revolutionize efficiently then you may also deliver proactively. What does it really mean to synthesize "globally"? We will transform the commonly-accepted jargon-based term "end-to-end". It sounds disorienting, but it's completely realistic! Imagine a combination of IIS and WAP. Think extensible. Think B2C. Think mission-critical. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this sounds confounding to you, that's because it is! What does the term "technologies" really mean? What does it really mean to monetize "transparently"? Think sexy. Think vertical. Think client-focused. But don't think all three at the same time. We think we know that if you extend interactively then you may also incubate compellingly. What does it really mean to drive "dynamically"?