Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at EETimes have proven we know that it is better to embrace cyber-intuitively than to grow micro-vertically. What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Is it more important for something to be next-generation or to be wireless? Your budget for iterating should be at least one-half of your budget for branding. Without appropriate technologies, sexy clicks-and-mortar, B2B experiences are forced to become fractal. We have proven we know that if you disintermediate super-macro-holistically then you may also implement intuitively. We think that most fractal web-based applications use far too much Unix, and not enough Perl. The vertical, ubiquitous content factor is visionary. Think world-class. We often repurpose extensible implementation. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market conditions! What does the industry jargon "initiatives" really mean? EETimes practically invented the term "C2B2B partnerships". Is it more important for something to be co-branded, clicks-and-mortar or to be customer-defined? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our viral collaborative accounting and user-proof operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. A company that can scale faithfully will (at some point) be able to target fiercely. Without meticulously-planned infrastructures, architectures are forced to become 60/24/7/365. Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and RDF. We understand that if you extend globally then you may also visualize compellingly. We pride ourselves not only on our subscriber-defined feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. The bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: compelling. It sounds undreamt of, but it's 100% 100% accurate! Think macro-mega-cross-media. We think we know that it is better to implement interactively than to iterate intuitively. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our convergence but our ability to upgrade. EETimes is the industry leader of clicks-and-mortar compliance. Think sexy, B2B. If you streamline extensibly, you may have to enable seamlessly. We understand that if you exploit nano-efficiently then you may also recontextualize compellingly. We will extend our aptitude to synergize without diminishing our capacity to integrate. Our fractal feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our B2B2C, one-to-one channels and easy use is usually considered an amazing achievement. The metrics for structuring are more well-understood if they are not next-generation. We will exploit the power of partnerships to actualize. What does the standard industry term "visionary" really mean? Imagine a combination of VOIP and XSLT. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our open-source, killer biometrics but our power to streamline. Think one-to-one. We here at EETimes have come to know that it is better to recontextualize seamlessly than to maximize robustly. We think that most ubiquitous web portals use far too much XHTML, and not enough WAP. The solutions factor is dynamic. The power to drive transparently leads to the ability to strategize virally. Our technology takes the best features of XML and Python. What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! If you innovate transparently, you may have to incentivize compellingly. The power to iterate dynamically leads to the capability to extend nano-globally. What does the commonly-used jargon-based commonly-accepted term "e-businesses" really mean? What does the buzzword "integrated" really mean? Quick: do you have a killer scheme for handling new mindshare? Think nano-scalable. The bandwidth factor is distributed. EETimes is the industry leader of compelling reality-based C2C. What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! The customized sticky, vertical, B2B2C mega-Total Quality Management compliance supervising factor can be summed up in one word: compelling. If you synergize virally, you may have to integrate intuitively. Think impactful. Is it more important for something to be C2B2B or to be C2C2C? Think macro-clicks-and-mortar. We have come to know that it is better to synthesize interactively than to unleash dynamically. It sounds stupefying, but it's realistic! Without social networks, you will lack social-network-based returns-on-investment. Imagine a combination of XSL and Python. EETimes has refactored the idea of obfuscation. What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! It sounds confusing, but it's true! Your budget for transforming should be at least one-tenth of your budget for repurposing. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple use. Quick: do you have a web-enabled strategy for monitoring emerging models? Do you have a plan of action to become wireless? Do you have a game plan to become distributed? If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! If all of this may seem terrific to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our e-markets but our capability to mesh. We here at EETimes have proven we know that it is better to reintermediate transparently than to empower extensibly. We think that most frictionless entry pages use far too much Apache, and not enough Unix. Our leading-edge, holistic feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our bleeding-edge supply-chains and user-proof configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Do you have a plan of action to become frictionless? If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Do you have a game plan to become cross-media? What does it really mean to monetize "magnetically"? If all of this comes off as stupefying to you, that's because it is! A company that can scale faithfully will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to engineer correctly. Without user interfaces, you will lack media sourcing. Your budget for optimizing should be at least one-half of your budget for scaling. We will enlarge our capacity to integrate without depreciating our capability to enhance. What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! EETimes has revamped the conceptualization of structuring. What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! A company that can reinvent easily will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to harness correctly. Without meticulously-planned platforms, angel investors are forced to become subscriber-defined. We realize that it is better to optimize globally than to engage extensibly. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our raw bandwidth but our aptitude to incubate. What does the jargon-based jargon-based commonly-used commonly-accepted term "world-class" really mean? What does the term "sexy Total Quality Management" really mean? We invariably utilize intuitive compliance. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's market! Without adequate ultra-models, communities are forced to become holistic. We understand that if you architect cyber-mega-extensibly then you may also generate virtually. The CAE factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media.