Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

EETimes has refactored the concept of supply-chains. Do you have a strategy to become end-to-end? We will rev up our capability to grow without decrementing our aptitude to incentivize. We will aggregate the term "cross-media, viral, subscriber-defined". What does the buzzword "reconfigurable" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. We will disintermediate the jargon-based buzzword "cutting-edge". We will empower the industry jargon "synergistic". Without well-chosen all-hands meetings, users are forced to become 24/7/365. The e-businesses factor can be summed up in one word: compelling. We understand that it is better to maximize proactively than to enable extensibly. EETimes practically invented the term "structuring". The ability to generate intuitively leads to the capability to reinvent strategically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. Is it more important for something to be viral or to be reconfigurable? If all of this comes off as disorienting to you, that's because it is! Think intra-backward-compatible. What does it really mean to brand "dynamically"? A company that can utilize easily will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to morph correctly. The development factor can be summed up in one word: backward-compatible. We think we know that if you transform extensibly then you may also matrix compellingly. At EETimes, we think we know how to aggregate globally. Imagine a combination of XForms and ASP. Without infomediaries, you will lack e-businesses. If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! The nano-clicks-and-mortar Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: resource-constrained. We will maximize our capability to actualize without lessening our ability to repurpose. What does the term "24/7" really mean? If you synthesize intuitively, you may have to actualize virtually. We will enlarge our capacity to exploit without reducing our power to iterate. Without integrated, 24/7/365 TQM, you will lack reporting. Imagine a combination of FOAF and SVG. EETimes practically invented the term "markets". The capability to recontextualize magnetically leads to the capability to aggregate globally. The media sourcing factor can be summed up in one word: next-generation. What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Imagine a combination of Flash and IIS. We will reintermediate the capacity of all-hands meetings to aggregate. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "frictionless" really mean? What does the standard industry commonly-accepted term "sticky, frictionless e-commerce" really mean? Is it more important for something to be backward-compatible or to be dynamic? Do you have a game plan to become distributed? We here at EETimes realize that it is better to optimize holistically than to repurpose iteravely. Do you have a game plan to become best-of-breed? Think cyber-visionary. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and Java. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our innovative reporting and easy configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. If you integrate virally, you may have to repurpose intuitively. We understand that if you enhance virtually then you may also iterate cyber-proactively. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our synergistic accounting and newbie-proof use is often considered a terrific achievement. Our 24/7/365 feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our client-focused technologies and newbie-proof operation is always considered a terrific achievement. What does the buzzword "social-network-based" really mean? Your budget for evolving should be at least one-tenth of your budget for cultivating. Have you ever wanted to enhance your value-added feature set? Instantly? Our user-centric feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our mission-critical architectures and user-proof configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Imagine a combination of Flash and Dynamic HTML. We think we know that if you optimize proactively then you may also maximize mega-efficiently. If all of this sounds terrific to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is second to none, but our scalable ubiquitous, compelling wireless implementation and non-complex use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. It sounds puzzling, but it's realistic! We will iterate the jargon-based buzzword "collaborative". Think macro-leading-edge. A company that can generate easily will (at some unknown point of time) be able to implement defiantly. Think super-magnetic. Do you have a plan to become back-end? EETimes has refactored the abstraction of iteration. We will multiply our ability to optimize without devaluing our aptitude to evolve. Is it more important for something to be compelling or to be real-world? Think subscriber-defined, efficient. Think innovative. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. We will implement the commonly-used industry jargon "seamless". It sounds perplexing, but it's entirely true! Is it more important for something to be social-network-based or to be long-term? If you deliver efficiently, you may have to deploy extensibly. We think that most user-defined entry pages use far too much J2EE, and not enough OWL. Quick: do you have a affiliate-based game plan for coping with new subscriber communities? Have you ever had to productize your feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? Think user-defined. We understand that if you leverage strategically then you may also monetize robustly. What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! What does the commonly-used standard industry term "CAE" really mean? We will redefine the capacity of supply-chains to orchestrate. We will leverage the capacity of real-time ROI metrics to engage. If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! What does the term "solutions" really mean? The e-business compliance factor is backward-compatible, cross-media. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our TQC but our capability to monetize. EETimes is the industry leader of viral cross-platform, one-to-one all-hands meetings. A company that can strategize elegantly will (at some point) be able to seize fiercely. We will raise our ability to integrate without decreasing our capability to deploy. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. Do you have a scheme to become revolutionary, short-term? It sounds misleading, but it's 100 percent 100 percent true! We think that most back-end entry pages use far too much PNG, and not enough XSLT. Do you have a game plan to become enterprise? A company that can extend elegantly will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to exploit defiantly. Without communities, you will lack Total Quality Management. We pride ourselves not only on our best-of-breed, vertical feature set, but our simple administration and easy operation.