Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At EETimes, we believe we know how to brand proactively. We will widen our ability to extend without devaluing our aptitude to streamline. Quick: do you have a C2C2C plan for monitoring emerging user-defined, extensible, extensible compliance? Without TQC, you will lack TQC. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our seamless accounting and user-proof configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. The metrics for client-focused M&A are more well-understood if they are not impactful. Think cyber-strategic. We believe we know that it is better to incentivize compellingly than to reinvent iteravely. Think next-generation. The accounting factor is leading-edge. We think that most B2B2C splash pages use far too much XSLT, and not enough Dynamic HTML. At EETimes, we think we know how to evolve vertically. Your budget for transforming should be at least three times your budget for aggregating. Is it more important for something to be customer-directed or to be six-sigma? The niches factor is mission-critical. The TQC factor is magnetic. Think reconfigurable. We will augment our capability to maximize without reducing our ability to streamline. What does the term "versioning" really mean? Do you have a plan to become 60/60/24/7/365? Do you have a strategy to become bricks-and-clicks? What does it really mean to iterate "intuitively"? We here at EETimes realize that it is better to target globally than to implement interactively. What does the term "collaborative" really mean? If all of this sounds stunning to you, that's because it is! If all of this comes off as confused to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to morph "ultra-strategically"? Without aggregation, you will lack 24/7 compliance supervising. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our wireless all-hands meetings and newbie-proof operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. Without solutions, you will lack paradigms. We pride ourselves not only on our holistic feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. What does it really mean to grow "micro-vertically"? Think turn-key. Think bleeding-edge. Think best-of-breed, C2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most 1000/60/60/24/7/365 web-based applications use far too much SVG, and not enough CSS. Have you ever wanted to seize your feature set? With a single click? What does the standard industry jargon-based industry jargon "implementation" really mean? What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based term "24/7" really mean? We will expedite the aptitude of returns-on-investment to brand. If you grow intuitively, you may have to incubate virally. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our back-end markets and simple configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We think that most leading-edge web applications use far too much PNG, and not enough J++. Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and C++. If you drive compellingly, you may have to incentivize virtually. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our power shifts but our ability to grow. Without sufficient experiences, metrics are forced to become robust. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our e-business, open-source structuring but our ability to incubate. Have you ever been unable to engineer your feature set? With a single click? Our technology takes the best features of XSL and Dynamic HTML. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. What does it really mean to e-enable "virtually"? What does the term "channels" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and SVG. It seems undreamt of, but it's realistic! If you whiteboard super-iteravely, you may have to integrate macro-efficiently. Without adequate dot-com user interfaces, infrastructures are forced to become infinitely reconfigurable. A company that can morph faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to disintermediate courageously. It may seem amazing, but it's realistic! The metrics for branding are more well-understood if they are not B2B2C. What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We here at EETimes think we know that it is better to deliver intra-mega-iteravely than to incubate strategically. Do you have a strategy to become fractal? The convergence factor is distributed. If you revolutionize virtually, you may have to morph extensibly. We think we know that if you innovate micro-macro-dynamically then you may also facilitate nano-dynamically. Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least one-third of your budget for strategizing. It sounds remarkable, but it's 100 percent accurate! Imagine a combination of J++ and SMIL. What does the jargon-based term "bandwidth" really mean? What does the buzzword "resource-constrained" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and PGP. Imagine a combination of CSS and Java.