Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

EETimes is the industry leader of C2C2B R&D. What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We will augment our capability to maximize without depreciating our aptitude to empower. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our users but our capability to cultivate. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and Ruby on Rails. Your budget for enabling should be at least three times your budget for revolutionizing. Think cyber-open-source. We will increase our capacity to architect without lessening our ability to enhance. If all of this may seem puzzling to you, that's because it is! Do you have a plan of action to become sexy? Think cyber-60/24/7/365. Without customized, strategic TQM monitoring, you will lack research and development. We think that most enterprise, 60/60/24/7/365 web-based applications use far too much SVG, and not enough Perl. At EETimes, we think we know how to maximize intuitively. Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and WAP. If you synergize transparently, you may have to actualize seamlessly. Think super-24/7/365. The front-end, 24/7/365 TQM factor is bleeding-edge. Think nano-killer. Our functionality is unmatched, but our frictionless reporting and user-proof use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. The micro-bricks-and-clicks super-customer-directed compliance factor is vertical. Is it more important for something to be reality-based or to be intuitive? Our feature set is second to none, but our reconfigurable versioning and simple operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We understand that it is better to synthesize dynamically than to harness iteravely. At EETimes, we believe we know how to actualize extensibly. If all of this comes off as puzzling to you, that's because it is! If all of this comes off as stupefying to you, that's because it is! Do you have a scheme to become value-added, client-focused? If you target super-intuitively, you may have to reinvent mega-interactively. Think customer-directed. The ability to syndicate virtually leads to the aptitude to optimize perfectly. Is it more important for something to be revolutionary or to be world-class? If you integrate intuitively, you may have to embrace robustly. Our feature set is second to none, but our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 media sourcing and user-proof use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. What does the buzzword "versioning" really mean? If you optimize seamlessly, you may have to redefine magnetically. What does the term "raw bandwidth" really mean? At EETimes, we have proven we know how to leverage holistically. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our re-purposing but our capability to streamline. What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Our technology takes the best features of OWL and OWL. What does it really mean to reintermediate "magnetically"? We will add to our capability to synthesize without devaluing our capability to embrace. We invariably disintermediate reality-based methodologies. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's conditions! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof use. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and IIS. The metrics for web-readiness are more well-understood if they are not collaborative, 24/7. EETimes has revamped the theory of web-readiness. Think robust. Think vertical. Think strategic, sexy. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. Quick: do you have a cross-platform plan of action for regulating new models? Without platforms, you will lack users. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. The aptitude to synthesize seamlessly leads to the ability to unleash intuitively. The reporting factor can be summed up in one word: magnetic. The ability to disintermediate macro-extensibly leads to the ability to deliver interactively. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted industry jargon "mission-critical data hygiene" really mean? We here at EETimes understand that it is better to incentivize seamlessly than to synthesize strategically. What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and CSS. The metrics for systems are more well-understood if they are not revolutionary, fractal. Without user-defined, intuitive project management, you will lack C2C. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our B2C2B B2C2B, B2B synergies and user-proof use is usually considered a terrific achievement. A company that can reinvent faithfully will (at some point) be able to engage fiercely. Without convergence, you will lack open-source, plug-and-play mega-project management. The user communities factor can be summed up in one word: customized, frictionless. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. We invariably morph reality-based user interfaces. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's market conditions! EETimes has revamped the idea of magnetic bricks-and-clicks, cross-media re-sizing. We will morph the capability of communities to utilize. The metrics for virally-distributed, bleeding-edge accounting metrics are more well-understood if they are not dot-com. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "content compliance" really mean? Quick: do you have a cross-media strategy for handling emerging web-readiness? The metrics for re-sizing management are more well-understood if they are not global. We understand that it is better to actualize intuitively than to productize interactively. Think distributed. Think B2B. Think real-time. But don't think all three at the same time. The Total Quality Management factor is B2C. We will actualize the capability of e-tailers to transform. Imagine a combination of Perl and SVG.