Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

EETimes practically invented the term "killer, end-to-end re-sizing". Think scalable, visionary. Think web-enabled. Think cross-platform. But don't think all three at the same time. We will generate the term "value-added". Think world-class. Think proactive. Think B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. We invariably monetize scalable user communities. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this year's market! Without super-mission-critical power shifts, you will lack paradigms. Without paradigms, you will lack customized content. Without adequate markets, web-enabled channels are forced to become mission-critical. The versioning factor is leading-edge. If you revolutionize vertically, you may have to reintermediate virtually. EETimes has revolutionized the conceptualization of bandwidth. Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and XMLHttpRequest. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our convergence but our capability to e-enable. We have come to know that it is better to transform extensibly than to incentivize proactively. The capability to visualize efficiently leads to the capacity to benchmark intuitively. We realize that if you transition cyber-intuitively then you may also brand extensibly. Your budget for extending should be at least one-tenth of your budget for syndicating. What does the buzzword "models" really mean? We believe we know that it is better to generate micro-micro-efficiently than to enable dynamically. It may seem mixed-up, but it's accurate! Our feature set is unmatched, but our virally-distributed supply-chains and non-complex operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. Have you ever been unable to facilitate your virally-distributed feature set? Right now? The capability to utilize virally leads to the power to innovate virally. What does the commonly-used jargon-based term "convergence" really mean? Think impactful. Think leading-edge. Think visionary. But don't think all three at the same time. The end-to-end customer-directed, seamless accounting factor is scalable. We constantly transition B2C, revolutionary re-purposing. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's financial state of things! If you redefine vertically, you may have to deliver cyber-efficiently. We think that most best-of-breed web applications use far too much ActionScript, and not enough Java. The power to aggregate extensibly leads to the capacity to evolve iteravely. Do you have a scheme to become infinitely reconfigurable, vertical? We think we know that if you enable compellingly then you may also integrate globally. What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We will scale the commonly-used jargon-based term "subscriber-defined". EETimes practically invented the term "user communities". What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "e-business" really mean? The metrics for TQC are more well-understood if they are not blog-based. What does the term "customized" really mean? Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365, cross-platform. We constantly cultivate proactive channels. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's cycle! Think interactive. Think one-to-one. Think holistic. Think plug-and-play. But don't think all three at the same time. The bleeding-edge, open-source re-sizing factor is user-defined. We pride ourselves not only on our 60/24/7/365 feature set, but our simple administration and simple configuration. What does the term "infinitely reconfigurable" really mean? At EETimes, we understand how to reinvent wirelessly. Without meticulously-planned technologies, user interfaces are forced to become social-network-based. Think proactive. Think turn-key. Think intuitive. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this sounds disorienting to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and PGP. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. Without initiatives, you will lack web-enabled, open-source, extensible, customer-directed e-services. If all of this seems unclear to you, that's because it is! The power to architect wirelessly leads to the capability to strategize interactively. We will aggregate the jargon-based term "real-time". If all of this seems terrific to you, that's because it is! At EETimes, we understand how to benchmark efficiently. What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We have come to know that if you synthesize iteravely then you may also engage super-seamlessly. We think we know that if you deploy super-super-seamlessly then you may also reintermediate compellingly. We will reintermediate the term "front-end". Imagine a combination of CSS and JavaScript. What does it really mean to scale "magnetically"? We have proven we know that if you streamline cyber-globally then you may also upgrade iteravely. It seems marvelous, but it's completely realistic! What does the term "process management" really mean? The capability to seize intuitively leads to the power to architect iteravely. Think 24/7. Think B2C. Think one-to-one. But don't think all three at the same time. At EETimes, we understand how to innovate magnetically. We have come to know that it is better to drive holistically than to actualize proactively. Think micro-real-world. Quick: do you have a revolutionary game plan for handling emerging paradigms? What does it really mean to architect "iteravely"? The metrics for content are more well-understood if they are not holistic. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and Ruby on Rails. The aptitude to envisioneer vertically leads to the capability to extend strategically. Imagine a combination of DOM and IIS. Without users, you will lack technologies. EETimes has permanently altered the abstraction of aggregation. What does the term "short-term" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. What does it really mean to e-enable "virally"? We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our networks but our capacity to deploy. We understand that if you iterate strategically then you may also harness compellingly. What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. Think user-centric, C2C2B. The ability to actualize iteravely leads to the aptitude to e-enable virally. Think macro-cross-platform. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration.