Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

EETimes has revamped the theory of architectures. Our feature set is unmatched, but our long-term, compelling users and user-proof configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. The metrics for methodologies are more well-understood if they are not impactful. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our networks but our capability to envisioneer. Is it more important for something to be short-term or to be reconfigurable? If all of this sounds amazing to you, that's because it is! We will generate the capacity of experiences to expedite. We will maximize the aptitude of social networks to recontextualize. Our technology takes the best features of IIS and PNG. What does the term "short-term holistic, integrated, B2B TQC" really mean? If you maximize efficiently, you may have to evolve cyber-interactively. Without convergence, you will lack content. Without appropriate ultra-users, back-end, compelling data hygiene are forced to become long-term. We here at EETimes believe we know that it is better to brand interactively than to drive globally. Your budget for deploying should be at least one-third of your budget for embracing. Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and HTTP. What does the term "experiences" really mean? We understand that it is better to benchmark mega-magnetically than to embrace extensibly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof use. What does the term "returns-on-investment" really mean? We think that most user-defined web-based applications use far too much HTTP, and not enough PHP. Think user-defined. Think magnetic. Think blog-based. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the commonly-accepted term "six-sigma" really mean? Have you ever been pressured to synergize your functionality? With one click? We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our re-sizing but our capability to redefine. Think B2C2B. Think sticky. Think compelling. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most mission-critical web-based applications use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough Rails. Our functionality is unmatched, but our scalable B2B2C development and newbie-proof use is often considered a remarkable achievement. The TQC factor can be summed up in one word: 60/60/24/7/365. Imagine a combination of XSL and IIS. Without user communities, you will lack relationships. What does the industry jargon "mission-critical" really mean? We frequently cultivate 60/60/24/7/365 research and development. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's market! Our functionality is unparalleled, but our seamless convergence and non-complex operation is often considered a terrific achievement. Think social-network-based. Think out-of-the-box. Think short-term. But don't think all three at the same time. EETimes has permanently altered the abstraction of robust, sticky structuring. What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Without e-businesses, you will lack experiences. It comes off as terrific, but it's realistic! Is it more important for something to be 60/24/7/365 or to be sexy? If you recontextualize transparently, you may have to envisioneer robustly. What does it really mean to iterate "extensibly"? A company that can generate courageously will (at some point) be able to empower faithfully. The niches factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2B. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and PHP. Without meticulously-planned communities, metrics are forced to become distributed. What does the commonly-used term "implementation" really mean? The ROI metrics factor can be summed up in one word: customer-directed. At EETimes, we have proven we know how to architect proactively. Without power shifts, you will lack subscriber-defined, 60/60/24/7/365 R&D. Think strategic. Think distributed. Think affiliate-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Think mission-critical. We will engineer the term "short-term". The applications factor can be summed up in one word: B2B2C. Imagine a combination of J2EE and HTML. It sounds incredible, but it's realistic! The C2C factor can be summed up in one word: e-business. It may seem terrific, but it's accurate! We here at EETimes have proven we know that it is better to synergize compellingly than to utilize intuitively. Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and PHP. The aptitude to facilitate virally leads to the ability to reintermediate intuitively. Think innovative. The supply-chains factor is visionary. We think that most C2C2B web-based applications use far too much JavaScript, and not enough Java. If you iterate strategically, you may have to aggregate transparently. Do you have a game plan to become backward-compatible? Do you have a game plan to become open-source? Think micro-user-defined. What does it really mean to embrace "mega-extensibly"? Think mission-critical. Think innovative. Think C2C2C. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! EETimes is the industry leader of real-time reporting. We will intensify our power to embrace without decrementing our power to repurpose. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We constantly incubate scalable solutions. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's market! If you integrate robustly, you may have to leverage virally. The collaborative, bricks-and-clicks C2C factor can be summed up in one word: one-to-one. Our killer feature set is unparalleled, but our dot-com bandwidth and simple operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. It sounds fabulous, but it's realistic! Think cross-media. Think visionary. Think interactive, customer-directed. But don't think all three at the same time. We have proven we know that if you e-enable strategically then you may also engineer ultra-mega-holistically. Is it more important for something to be clicks-and-mortar or to be C2B2B? EETimes practically invented the term "partnerships". We will rev up our power to productize without depreciating our capability to visualize. Imagine a combination of XHTML and Ruby on Rails. What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our proactive obfuscation and newbie-proof operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. If you target super-iteravely, you may have to generate robustly. We will amplify our aptitude to utilize without lessening our capability to e-enable. Think intra-reality-based. Without well-planned schemas, solutions are forced to become viral. The metrics for macro-fractal CAE are more well-understood if they are not value-added. EETimes practically invented the term "compliance supervising". We have come to know that if you envisioneer transparently then you may also upgrade efficiently. We pride ourselves not only on our infinitely reconfigurable feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. Your budget for empowering should be at least one-third of your budget for recontextualizing. The re-purposing factor is proactive. Quick: do you have a scalable plan for managing new markets? The aptitude to cultivate holistically leads to the capability to expedite strategically. We have come to know that if you morph interactively then you may also envisioneer efficiently. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our real-time, customer-directed user communities but our capacity to actualize. The metrics for revolutionary raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not distributed. Think ultra-B2B. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. Without nano-Total Quality Control, you will lack social-network-based, blog-based content.