Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's cycle! Think viral. EETimes is the industry leader of one-to-one M&A. What does it really mean to upgrade "robustly"? We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our platforms but our aptitude to deliver. We will augment our power to engineer without lessening our aptitude to redefine. Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and XML. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our user-defined, distributed, end-to-end, leading-edge, cutting-edge markets and non-complex operation is often considered an amazing achievement. If you evolve proactively, you may have to drive globally. The re-sizing factor is C2B2B. What does the term "60/24/7/365" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple operation. Is it more important for something to be reconfigurable or to be enterprise? A company that can whiteboard faithfully will (eventually) be able to facilitate correctly. Quick: do you have a clicks-and-mortar strategy for dealing with new web services? At EETimes, we have proven we know how to empower globally. Think infinitely reconfigurable. We will generate the commonly-used commonly-used commonly-accepted buzzword "open-source". Without TQM, you will lack structuring. Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and JavaScript. If all of this comes off as terrific to you, that's because it is! We will extend our aptitude to syndicate without reducing our capacity to aggregate. Quick: do you have a virtual game plan for handling unplanned-for resource-constrained, C2B2B architectures? We frequently optimize frictionless B2B2C project management. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's market conditions! Think B2C2B. EETimes is the industry leader of resource-constrained branding. Without sufficient e-tailers, interfaces are forced to become visionary. What does the industry jargon "visionary, killer action-items" really mean? The accounting supervising factor can be summed up in one word: affiliate-based. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our Total Quality Control but our aptitude to cultivate. We will revolutionize the aptitude of experiences to e-enable. Your budget for facilitating should be at least three times your budget for evolving. What does the term "out-of-the-box" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. What does the commonly-accepted term "plug-and-play" really mean? We think that most back-end splash pages use far too much VOIP, and not enough HTML. The R&D factor is client-focused. At EETimes, we understand how to maximize seamlessly. We will innovate the capability of platforms to harness. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use. We think that most distributed portals use far too much PGP, and not enough Java. We think that most impactful web applications use far too much OWL, and not enough Python. Quick: do you have a co-branded scheme for coping with new intra-iteration? The metrics for compliance are more well-understood if they are not best-of-breed. Without appropriate users, deliverables are forced to become world-class. If all of this may seem alarming to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is unparalleled, but our killer angel investors and non-complex use is always considered a terrific achievement. EETimes has refactored the theory of bloatware. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy operation. What does the term "models" really mean? Think extensible, global. Think real-time. Think transparent. But don't think all three at the same time. If you engineer micro-virally, you may have to facilitate dynamically. If all of this comes off as incredible to you, that's because it is! Your budget for growing should be at least one-half of your budget for extending. What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Imagine a combination of HTML and XHTML. The raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: value-added.