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Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)
Company Name: 

Your Randomly-Generated Corporate Gibberish:


Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and Rails.
We here at EETimes realize that it is better to repurpose globally than to upgrade robustly. We think we know that if you target vertically then you may also reinvent extensibly. What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! If you integrate proactively, you may have to drive intra-intuitively. What does the commonly-accepted term "next-generation" really mean? We understand that it is better to synthesize virally than to matrix interactively. What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Think one-to-one. Think end-to-end. Think innovative, best-of-breed. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the commonly-used standard industry buzzword "short-term" really mean? What does the term "affiliate-based" really mean?
We will inflate our aptitude to extend without lessening our ability to target.
EETimes practically invented the term "versioning". Quick: do you have a 60/24/7/365 game plan for regulating new cyber-innovative platforms? We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our infomediaries but our aptitude to cultivate. We will envisioneer the capacity of systems to orchestrate. We have come to know that it is better to implement extensibly than to exploit macro-intuitively. Do you have a plan to become open-source? We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our platforms but our capability to strategize. Think backward-compatible. Think one-to-one. Think C2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSLT and PNG. If you extend intra-intuitively, you may have to empower extensibly. The aptitude to implement intuitively leads to the capability to leverage wirelessly. Without adequate media sourcing, architectures are forced to become visionary. We believe we know that it is better to reintermediate intuitively than to target nano-ultra-intra-holistically.
We realize that it is better to exploit iteravely than to reintermediate interactively.
Have you ever wanted to facilitate your functionality? With a single click? The iteration reports factor can be summed up in one word: reality-based. The users factor is global. What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Our technology takes the best features of IIS and PHP. We will engage the term "customer-directed, out-of-the-box". We think that most compelling splash pages use far too much RDF, and not enough HTML. A company that can incubate fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to facilitate elegantly. We understand that if you syndicate interactively then you may also enhance virally. We constantly incentivize robust convergence monitoring. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's market conditions! We will target the term "impactful". What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity!
Without preplanned power shifts, mission-critical 60/60/24/7/365 development monitoring metrics are forced to become subscriber-defined.
At EETimes, we think we know how to syndicate efficiently. If all of this sounds staggering to you, that's because it is! The networks factor can be summed up in one word: affiliate-based. Do you have a strategy to become B2C2B? A company that can actualize fiercely will (at some point) be able to integrate easily. Think mega-macro-macro-granular. What does the term "user-centric" really mean? We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our Total Quality Management but our power to syndicate. Imagine a combination of C++ and ASP. Quick: do you have a interactive plan of action for managing new wireless implementation metrics? What does the term "bloatware" really mean? Think back-end.
Quick: do you have a 1000/60/60/24/7/365 game plan for monitoring emerging channels?
EETimes has refactored the conceptualization of transparent, 60/24/7/365 structuring. A company that can evolve elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to enable defiantly. Without project management, you will lack content. A company that can whiteboard defiantly will (eventually) be able to visualize correctly. What does the commonly-accepted term "Total Quality Management" really mean? We think we know that if you evolve interactively then you may also harness magnetically. Quick: do you have a customer-directed scheme for dealing with new e-services? Without meticulously-planned interfaces, e-businesses are forced to become reality-based. Imagine a combination of OWL and CSS. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. Without relationships, you will lack partnerships.
Your budget for harnessing should be at least twice your budget for pushing the envelope.
EETimes practically invented the term "channels". What does the commonly-used jargon-based standard industry commonly-used commonly-accepted term "technologies" really mean? Quick: do you have a cross-media scheme for dealing with emerging users? The interfaces factor is C2B2B, end-to-end. What does the commonly-used commonly-used term "affiliate-based obfuscation" really mean? What does the term "channels" really mean? If all of this comes off as astonishing to you, that's because it is! The capability to benchmark vertically leads to the ability to strategize robustly. It comes off as fabulous, but it's realistic! We will harness the jargon-based term "subscriber-defined, social-network-based". What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness!
Quick: do you have a end-to-end plan for regulating unplanned-for magnetic, C2C2B obfuscation?
EETimes is the industry leader of revolutionary client-focused branding. We will integrate the capability of relationships to seize. It seems disorienting, but it's 100 percent 100% true! Do you have a game plan to become fractal? Is it more important for something to be real-world or to be user-centric? Think value-added. Think leading-edge. Think end-to-end. But don't think all three at the same time. We believe we know that if you target micro-extensibly then you may also architect perfectly. We constantly optimize 24/7 architectures. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's financial state of things! Think social-network-based. Without six-sigma versioning, you will lack paradigms. Do you have a plan to become best-of-breed?
Our technology takes the best features of OWL and XSLT.
At EETimes, we realize how to morph intuitively. We will maximize our capability to empower without depreciating our power to benchmark. Without well-chosen biometrics, infomediaries are forced to become distributed. Quick: do you have a enterprise plan for regulating emerging accounting metrics? Think interactive. Think robust. Think one-to-one. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this seems mixed-up to you, that's because it is! It may seem dumbfounding, but it's 100% entirely true! A company that can disintermediate easily will (one day) be able to upgrade easily. Imagine a combination of SVG and CSS. The power to incentivize interactively leads to the ability to syndicate perfectly. The metrics for architectures are more well-understood if they are not turn-key, open-source. What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We think that most transparent web-based applications use far too much Java, and not enough SVG.
If all of this may seem puzzling to you, that's because it is!
EETimes practically invented the term "Total Quality Management". Our technology takes the best features of Java and J2EE. The power to innovate perfectly leads to the power to transition wirelessly. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted industry jargon "markets" really mean? Without well-planned applications, infomediaries are forced to become interactive. Imagine a combination of DOM and JavaScript. If all of this sounds astonishing to you, that's because it is! The CAE factor can be summed up in one word: six-sigma. Our technology takes the best features of Python and PGP. Imagine a combination of Rails and SMIL. Imagine a combination of RDF and HTTP. If you visualize macro-intra-magnetically, you may have to engage holistically. We will step up our aptitude to enhance without decreasing our ability to actualize.

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