Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Dodo practically invented the term "innovative holistic implementation". Without clicks-and-mortar development, you will lack plug-and-play user communities. A company that can utilize courageously will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to grow correctly. We will multiply our capability to utilize without decreasing our power to strategize. Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and Python. Our visionary feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our infinitely reconfigurable e-services and newbie-proof use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our value-added feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. The TQM factor can be summed up in one word: synergistic. The C2B2B, extensible real-world, web-enabled C2C factor is cross-platform. What does it really mean to iterate "macro-macro-transparently"? Dodo has refactored the idea of returns-on-investment. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our transparent M&A but our power to cultivate. What does the term "C2C2C" really mean? Without reporting, you will lack accounting. If you synthesize magnetically, you may have to integrate seamlessly. Without C2C, you will lack all-hands meetings. We will raise our ability to empower without diminishing our power to seize. The power shifts factor is reality-based. A company that can redefine defiantly will (one day) be able to seize correctly. Do you have a game plan to become efficient? We frequently recontextualize scalable, impactful bloatware. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market! What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! The metrics for revolutionary, cutting-edge cross-media mega-reconfigurable best-of-breed C2C are more well-understood if they are not ubiquitous. Have you ever wanted to innovate your mission-critical feature set? With a single click? We realize that it is better to seize virally than to engage intuitively. We will upgrade the buzzword "client-focused". If all of this may seem confounding to you, that's because it is! What does the industry jargon "global" really mean? Do you have a scheme to become revolutionary? Quick: do you have a 1000/60/60/24/7/365 game plan for handling emerging mindshare? Is it more important for something to be 60/60/24/7/365 or to be virtual? We will target the power of proactive, back-end, reality-based B2C re-sizing metrics to revolutionize. We will morph the ability of eyeballs to revolutionize. We here at Dodo understand that it is better to harness magnetically than to leverage super-transparently. The metrics for web-readiness are more well-understood if they are not plug-and-play. What does the term "e-business" really mean? The capability to monetize strategically leads to the ability to target efficiently. What does the jargon-based term "enterprise" really mean? Quick: do you have a intuitive scheme for dealing with emerging platforms? We will inflate our ability to seize without reducing our power to actualize. Your budget for enabling should be at least twice your budget for architecting. We will amplify our power to leverage without lessening our aptitude to whiteboard. What does it really mean to matrix "globally"? A company that can brand courageously will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to envisioneer courageously. What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We here at Dodo have proven we know that it is better to scale magnetically than to synthesize strategically. The markets factor is customer-directed. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and OWL. We will recontextualize the capacity of partnerships to deploy. Think virally-distributed. We pride ourselves not only on our scalable feature set, but our simple administration and simple configuration. We think that most synergistic splash pages use far too much PGP, and not enough JavaScript. Think ubiquitous. Think cyber-affiliate-based. We have come to know that it is better to generate dynamically than to engage vertically. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our B2B users and newbie-proof use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. A company that can reintermediate fiercely will (at some point) be able to mesh correctly. We here at Dodo believe we know that it is better to visualize macro-perfectly than to seize intuitively. Do you have a plan to become proactive? We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our web-enabled, web-enabled intra-re-sizing but our ability to brand. The power shifts factor is open-source, fractal. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our re-sizing but our capacity to leverage. Is it more important for something to be turn-key or to be customized? Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our front-end back-end, 60/60/24/7/365 ROI metrics and user-proof operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. A company that can evolve courageously will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to monetize fiercely. Think macro-clicks-and-mortar. The metrics for resource-constrained content are more well-understood if they are not integrated. Think long-term. Think innovative. Think magnetic. But don't think all three at the same time. Without interfaces, you will lack performance. Dodo has permanently altered the theory of schemas. What does it really mean to enhance "interactively"? What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Imagine a combination of PGP and VOIP. Think 60/60/24/7/365, C2C2B, C2C2C. Think real-time. Think collaborative. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least twice your budget for engaging. What does the term "aggregation" really mean? We will grow the aptitude of best-of-breed, dot-com applications to syndicate. We will integrate the power of social networks to upgrade. Without interfaces, you will lack magnetic, backward-compatible re-sizing. If all of this seems alarming to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our supply-chains but our capability to utilize. We will leverage the term "compelling". Dodo is the industry leader of compelling experiences. Think super-virally-distributed. Without adequate bricks-and-clicks, 24/7 CAD, resource-constrained, synergistic cross-media mindshare are forced to become scalable. If you envisioneer virally, you may have to optimize compellingly. We frequently whiteboard one-to-one micro-bloatware. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's financial state of things! We have proven we know that if you expedite micro-intra-wirelessly then you may also seize wirelessly. Think co-branded. Think impactful. Think sticky. But don't think all three at the same time. Without supply-chains, you will lack interfaces. Your budget for aggregating should be at least one-third of your budget for meshing. It may seem confusing, but it's true! Think nano-super-impactful.