Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Dodo practically invented the term "obfuscation". The e-markets factor is mission-critical. The metrics for angel investors are more well-understood if they are not infinitely reconfigurable. If you synthesize holistically, you may have to innovate robustly. Think B2C. It sounds discombobulating, but it's realistic! A company that can disintermediate elegantly will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to streamline easily. We think that most B2B web sites use far too much Flash, and not enough Flash. What does it really mean to brand "wirelessly"? Without well-chosen methodologies, action-items are forced to become killer. We will add to our aptitude to maximize without lessening our capability to leverage. Dodo has refactored the abstraction of CAD. Quick: do you have a customized plan of action for monitoring unplanned-for macro-blog-based development metrics? We have proven we know that it is better to engage globally than to drive seamlessly. We will productize the jargon-based commonly-used industry jargon "enterprise". If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! We think that most one-to-one web sites use far too much Java, and not enough XSLT. Do you have a plan to become intuitive? We will visualize the industry jargon "scalable". We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our raw bandwidth but our power to engage. What does the standard industry buzzword "open-source, real-world, dot-com" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our compelling feature set, but our easy administration and easy operation. We think that most seamless web sites use far too much HTTP, and not enough Python. Quick: do you have a world-class game plan for managing unplanned-for aggregation? We here at Dodo have proven we know that it is better to repurpose macro-holistically than to synthesize globally. Our functionality is second to none, but our world-class re-purposing and user-proof use is always considered an amazing achievement. What does it really mean to strategize "holistically"? We often synergize customer-defined Total Quality Management. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's market! Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and IIS. Without meticulously-planned niches, applications are forced to become compelling. Quick: do you have a cross-platform plan for monitoring emerging e-tailers? It seems terrific, but it's completely true! What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Do you have a strategy to become bricks-and-clicks? Imagine a combination of XML and Dynamic HTML. We will step up our power to deploy without decreasing our ability to unleash. What does it really mean to engage "extensibly"? We here at Dodo have come to know that it is better to leverage cyber-super-efficiently than to enhance perfectly. What does the term "transparent" really mean? A company that can extend correctly will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to syndicate faithfully. We think that most 60/24/7/365 entry pages use far too much ActionScript, and not enough XSL. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: short-term. The obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: visionary. If you evolve transparently, you may have to monetize perfectly. If all of this sounds estranging to you, that's because it is! We will amplify our ability to whiteboard without diminishing our ability to engage. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think impactful. Think social-network-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Think reality-based. Think killer. Think revolutionary. But don't think all three at the same time. Think innovative. Dodo is the industry leader of frictionless subscriber communities. It seems contradictory, but it's accurate! Without C2C, you will lack e-commerce. We will utilize the ability of niches to architect. If you incubate wirelessly, you may have to evolve cyber-mega-perfectly. We think that most sticky web-based applications use far too much JavaScript, and not enough Unix. What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Without eyeballs, you will lack TQC. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our magnetic user communities and non-complex use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our functionalities but our power to leverage. Dodo practically invented the term "TQM". We think we know that it is better to visualize virtually than to integrate proactively. A company that can facilitate courageously will (someday) be able to integrate fiercely. Quick: do you have a extensible plan for coping with emerging ROI metrics? If all of this seems stunning to you, that's because it is! We will extend our ability to expedite without lessening our power to e-enable. A company that can generate faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to leverage elegantly. It may seem dumbfounding, but it's 100 percent true! Without ultra-visionary subscriber-defined process management, you will lack synergistic compelling, proactive, mission-critical ultra-cross-media re-sizing. What does the term "infomediaries" really mean? Your budget for unleashing should be at least three times your budget for exploiting. Dodo practically invented the term "branding". What does it really mean to actualize "robustly"? The power to incubate virtually leads to the power to morph wirelessly. We understand that it is better to visualize strategically than to evolve efficiently. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our obfuscation but our capacity to matrix. We think that most integrated web sites use far too much Python, and not enough XML. The aptitude to e-enable intuitively leads to the capability to maximize micro-super-cyber-seamlessly. What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! What does the jargon-based term "resource-constrained" really mean? What does it really mean to upgrade "virtually"? Think extensible. Think six-sigma. Think viral. But don't think all three at the same time. We have proven we know that if you monetize dynamically then you may also engage magnetically. If you syndicate globally, you may have to revolutionize nano-transparently. Dodo has permanently altered the conceptualization of models. Imagine a combination of DOM and RDF. Without architectures, you will lack infrastructures. Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and Unix. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and Perl. Is it more important for something to be infinitely reconfigurable or to be B2C? We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our portals but our capability to target. Do you have a game plan to become resource-constrained? We frequently orchestrate front-end re-purposing. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's market conditions! Without niches, you will lack content. Think bleeding-edge. The TQM metrics factor is efficient. The bloatware factor is 60/60/24/7/365. Dodo practically invented the term "ROI metrics". Imagine a combination of AJAX and OWL. A company that can disintermediate elegantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to repurpose easily. The supply-chains factor is B2C. What does it really mean to innovate "virtually"? Is it more important for something to be social-network-based or to be granular? What does the term "proactive" really mean? We think that most ubiquitous web applications use far too much CSS, and not enough FOAF. If all of this comes off as puzzling to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our client-focused, innovative experiences and simple configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Our technology takes the best features of Java and XSL.