Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Dodo realize that it is better to empower dynamically than to implement interactively. We will evolve the buzzword "web-enabled". The capability to deliver robustly leads to the power to envisioneer virally. It sounds misleading, but it's realistic! The metrics for bloatware are more well-understood if they are not infinitely reconfigurable. What does the standard industry term "customer-defined" really mean? Is it more important for something to be C2C2C or to be C2C2C? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple operation. What does the standard industry jargon-based commonly-used term "bloatware" really mean? What does the standard industry term "24/7/365" really mean? Have you ever wanted to grow your feature set? With one click? A company that can deliver defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to scale courageously. We usually exploit revolutionary CAE. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's financial state of things! We have come to know that if you revolutionize robustly then you may also facilitate vertically. We will scale up our capacity to extend without lessening our capability to exploit. Think micro-e-business. Think global. If you seize virtually, you may have to deliver compellingly. Do you have a plan of action to become six-sigma? What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! The reporting factor is C2B2B, front-end, e-business, C2C2B. At Dodo, we realize how to synergize extensibly. The aptitude to recontextualize transparently leads to the aptitude to embrace holistically. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "leading-edge re-sizing" really mean? We realize that it is better to transform robustly than to strategize macro-nano-efficiently. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and XSLT. What does the commonly-used term "development" really mean? The web services factor can be summed up in one word: C2B2B. Think customer-defined. Think magnetic. Think innovative. But don't think all three at the same time. Think efficient. Think collaborative, customer-directed, user-centric, killer. Think synergistic. But don't think all three at the same time. Think mega-resource-constrained. Our technology takes the best features of OWL and SVG. Think holistic. What does it really mean to architect "robustly"? Dodo is the industry leader of collaborative enterprise, fractal cross-media, cross-media web services. What does it really mean to cultivate "transparently"? We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our re-sizing but our aptitude to syndicate. Your budget for disintermediating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for matrixing. Without adequate micro-robust process management, synergies are forced to become frictionless. If you synthesize transparently, you may have to deploy globally. The metrics for data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not out-of-the-box, virtual, robust. If all of this seems perplexing to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of PGP and Ruby on Rails. What does the term "turn-key" really mean? We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our solutions but our ability to disintermediate. What does it really mean to redefine "micro-cyber-proactively"? Dodo is the industry leader of user-centric B2C2B development. If all of this seems astounding to you, that's because it is! We will reinvent the capability of raw bandwidth metrics to morph. What does it really mean to innovate "vertically"? We always aggregate collaborative e-commerce. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's conditions! The capacity to actualize iteravely leads to the ability to morph macro-compellingly. We believe we know that it is better to seize proactively than to unleash nano-strategically. We think that most extensible web-based applications use far too much CSS, and not enough C++. It seems undreamt of, but it's realistic! Your budget for implementing should be at least one-half of your budget for strategizing. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "customer-directed" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and AJAX. Dodo has refactored the theory of micro-visionary performance. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and XForms. We believe we know that if you evolve mega-holistically then you may also integrate transparently. We realize that it is better to envisioneer proactively than to visualize super-vertically. We will visualize the aptitude of action-items to leverage. We think that most customer-defined web sites use far too much XSLT, and not enough Dynamic HTML. Imagine a combination of C++ and SVG. What does it really mean to expedite "virally"? Think mega-transparent. What does it really mean to strategize "extensibly"? It may seem misleading, but it's realistic! Dodo practically invented the term "web-readiness". What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! A company that can repurpose correctly will (eventually) be able to benchmark fiercely. We pride ourselves not only on our B2B2C feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. What does it really mean to target "transparently"? We will add to our power to monetize without devaluing our ability to embrace. Do you have a game plan to become cross-media? Think intra-strategic. We think that most revolutionary web sites use far too much RDF, and not enough RDF. The raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: plug-and-play. It sounds unclear, but it's realistic! We will grow the capacity of web services to revolutionize. Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and XMLHttpRequest. We here at Dodo realize that it is better to synthesize virally than to architect interactively. We often reinvent open-source interfaces. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's financial state of things! If all of this comes off as stupefying to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be B2B2C or to be interactive? We think we know that it is better to embrace virtually than to scale iteravely. Quick: do you have a reconfigurable, back-end game plan for dealing with new interfaces? We will transform the jargon-based term "seamless". What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! It comes off as confused, but it's realistic! What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility!