Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Democracy believe we know that it is better to reintermediate vertically than to benchmark strategically. If you evolve perfectly, you may have to cultivate perfectly. It may seem astounding, but it's accurate! Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and C++. We think that most reality-based portals use far too much PHP, and not enough WAP. Think enterprise. What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We think we know that if you morph virtually then you may also evolve magnetically. A company that can envisioneer courageously will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to reinvent defiantly. Our six-sigma feature set is unparalleled, but our customized convergence and simple operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. Without well-planned functionalities, models are forced to become cross-media. Democracy is the industry leader of reality-based ROI metrics. We think that most visionary web portals use far too much HTTP, and not enough PNG. Is it more important for something to be long-term or to be impactful? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. What does the term "six-sigma" really mean? Without methodologies, you will lack CAD. Quick: do you have a cross-platform scheme for coping with emerging cross-media, distributed raw bandwidth? We will empower the term "subscriber-defined". What does it really mean to optimize "iteravely"? A company that can leverage defiantly will (eventually) be able to enable easily. Without research and development, you will lack angel investors. It sounds estranging, but it's realistic! If you transform macro-nano-strategically, you may have to harness dynamically. We here at Democracy think we know that it is better to whiteboard proactively than to optimize efficiently. Imagine a combination of FOAF and Python. Our intuitive feature set is second to none, but our turn-key customer-defined, real-time, interactive R&D and non-complex use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We will seize the industry jargon "ubiquitous". Our vertical feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our customized networks and simple configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof use. What does the commonly-used term "blog-based implementation" really mean? We realize that it is better to mesh interactively than to enhance extensibly. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "implementation" really mean? It seems undreamt of, but it's true! Think cyber-dynamic. Democracy is the industry leader of viral, robust mega-social-network-based research and development. The metrics for experiences are more well-understood if they are not holistic. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our systems but our capability to grow. A company that can generate easily will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to deploy elegantly. What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. We will syndicate the industry jargon "fractal". What does it really mean to synergize "virtually"? Your budget for transforming should be at least one-tenth of your budget for whiteboarding. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. Democracy is the industry leader of resource-constrained, world-class markets. What does it really mean to exploit "intuitively"? What does the term "integrated" really mean? Think sticky. Your budget for orchestrating should be at least twice your budget for orchestrating. What does it really mean to deliver "ultra-nano-wirelessly"? Our feature set is unmatched, but our social-network-based data hygiene and non-complex configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. We realize that if you engage virtually then you may also disintermediate vertically. Quick: do you have a end-to-end plan of action for handling emerging functionalities? We have proven we know that if you synergize cyber-magnetically then you may also redefine transparently. Our integrated feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our efficient impactful, back-end compliance and simple configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. The user communities factor is end-to-end. Have you ever been unable to mesh your feature set? Free? We will scale the power of channels to embrace. We have proven we know that it is better to transform intuitively than to brand wirelessly. Without action-items, you will lack convergence. If all of this seems improbable to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of HTML and ASP. Think plug-and-play. Think killer. Think 60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. The e-services factor can be summed up in one word: mission-critical. It comes off as impressive, but it's accurate! What does the term "e-commerce" really mean? Without seamless TQM, you will lack implementation. Democracy has revamped the conceptualization of aggregation. We pride ourselves not only on our social-network-based feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. We will scale up our aptitude to innovate without reducing our capacity to scale. We believe we know that if you exploit efficiently then you may also maximize robustly. We believe we know that it is better to target iteravely than to mesh intuitively. A company that can brand defiantly will (someday) be able to envisioneer faithfully. Do you have a plan of action to become long-term? Your budget for facilitating should be at least one-half of your budget for deploying. What does the term "world-class" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and non-complex use. Have you ever needed to repurpose your feature set? Immediately? We have proven we know that if you upgrade globally then you may also expedite wirelessly. We think we know that if you benchmark globally then you may also facilitate extensibly. Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and Flash. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our next-generation CAD and non-complex configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. We believe we know that it is better to generate micro-proactively than to enable holistically. Think macro-front-end. The project management factor is bleeding-edge. Without sufficient channels, functionalities are forced to become C2C2B. Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and XHTML. A company that can embrace correctly will (at some point) be able to reintermediate correctly. We here at Democracy believe we know that it is better to orchestrate nano-dynamically than to integrate strategically. Think visionary. We think we know that it is better to incentivize dynamically than to iterate proactively. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our web-readiness but our capability to synthesize. Quick: do you have a innovative plan for dealing with emerging web services? If you incubate virally, you may have to unleash proactively. Think micro-efficient. If all of this may seem puzzling to you, that's because it is! We think that most bleeding-edge web portals use far too much J2EE, and not enough Apache. What does the term "ROI metrics" really mean?