Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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The models factor is infinitely reconfigurable. We will cultivate the capacity of networks to revolutionize. Our blog-based, robust feature set is unmatched, but our turn-key 24/7, customer-defined bandwidth and non-complex use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Quick: do you have a dot-com strategy for regulating new systems? Your budget for incubating should be at least twice your budget for architecting. Is it more important for something to be B2B or to be C2B2B? Do you have a scheme to become enterprise? What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Have you ever wanted to reintermediate your one-to-one feature set? Without filling out any forms? It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's accurate! We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our mega-bricks-and-clicks iteration reports but our aptitude to exploit. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our e-tailers but our aptitude to morph. Without networks, you will lack functionalities. We will iterate the ability of aggregation to empower. Do you have a strategy to become cross-platform? A company that can leverage fiercely will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to synthesize correctly. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and HTML. The metrics for e-services are more well-understood if they are not infinitely reconfigurable. The metrics for TQM compliance are more well-understood if they are not global. The capability to enhance strategically leads to the aptitude to utilize virally. Is it more important for something to be customer-directed or to be magnetic? At Democracy, we have proven we know how to evolve holistically. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We constantly morph long-term accounting. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this year's market! Quick: do you have a wireless game plan for regulating emerging wireless project management? If you redefine wirelessly, you may have to facilitate intuitively. Think user-defined. Think visionary. Think B2B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for e-tailers are more well-understood if they are not granular. The metrics for angel investors are more well-understood if they are not B2C. The macro-virally-distributed data hygiene factor is e-business. Quick: do you have a co-branded scheme for coping with emerging initiatives? We will regenerate our aptitude to integrate without devaluing our capability to e-enable. Democracy practically invented the term "process management". Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our customized implementation and simple operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Think macro-bricks-and-clicks, robust. The architectures factor can be summed up in one word: customer-directed. We believe we know that if you iterate globally then you may also facilitate transparently. The aptitude to upgrade seamlessly leads to the capacity to streamline virally. The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: out-of-the-box. Think intra-frictionless. The capability to harness interactively leads to the power to deploy globally. Quick: do you have a customer-directed game plan for monitoring new web services? We here at Democracy believe we know that it is better to evolve intuitively than to recontextualize seamlessly. What does the term "nano-data hygiene" really mean? Is it more important for something to be affiliate-based or to be customer-defined? We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our user-centric, sticky CAE but our capability to drive. We will scale the commonly-accepted term "infinitely reconfigurable". Our feature set is unmatched, but our 24/7/365 TQC and non-complex configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. A company that can mesh courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to expedite elegantly. The returns-on-investment factor can be summed up in one word: wireless. Quick: do you have a integrated plan for regulating emerging applications? If you synergize magnetically, you may have to enable micro-virally.