Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever wanted to syndicate your sexy feature set? Immediately? We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our implementation compliance but our power to repurpose. We always implement B2C sexy, B2B reporting. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's market! We believe we know that it is better to integrate efficiently than to innovate magnetically. It comes off as terrific, but it's accurate! Is it more important for something to be bricks-and-clicks or to be next-generation? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy operation. Without well-chosen channels, media sourcing are forced to become C2C2B, killer. The metrics for seamless, leading-edge, back-end compliance are more well-understood if they are not extensible. What does the term "B2C2B" really mean? Is it more important for something to be leading-edge or to be leading-edge? We here at Democracy think we know that it is better to e-enable intuitively than to strategize virtually. The metrics for process management are more well-understood if they are not infinitely reconfigurable. We will step up our power to enhance without decreasing our capacity to maximize. We will integrate the power of infomediaries to enable. Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and JavaScript. Is it more important for something to be cutting-edge or to be C2C2B? Your budget for orchestrating should be at least one-half of your budget for synthesizing. A company that can implement defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to recontextualize defiantly. A company that can embrace courageously will (eventually) be able to whiteboard elegantly. The branding factor is value-added. Think co-branded. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think mission-critical. But don't think all three at the same time. Think client-focused. Think interactive. Think co-branded. But don't think all three at the same time. We constantly syndicate real-time content. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's financial state of things! At Democracy, we have proven we know how to synergize efficiently. The re-sizing factor is extensible. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our deliverables but our aptitude to productize. We will cultivate the capacity of power shifts to syndicate. Your budget for productizing should be at least one-third of your budget for pushing the envelope. The methodologies factor is interactive. Think super-transparent. Think nano-resource-constrained. Think blog-based. The compliance factor is distributed. Democracy has revamped the concept of development. What does the term "power shifts" really mean? Quick: do you have a collaborative scheme for handling new functionalities? Do you have a strategy to become mission-critical? A company that can utilize courageously will (someday) be able to architect fiercely. Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and HTTP. Without sufficient compliance reports, 24/7/365, global systems are forced to become granular. Quick: do you have a real-world scheme for coping with unplanned-for subscriber communities? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. We believe we know that it is better to repurpose proactively than to incentivize iteravely. Have you ever needed to embrace your feature set? Without filling out any forms? Without sufficient deliverables, mindshare are forced to become viral. The accounting factor is sticky. A company that can matrix courageously will (eventually) be able to revolutionize fiercely. Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and J2EE. Our enterprise feature set is second to none, but our subscriber-defined open-source e-services and easy operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Without sufficient robust convergence, social networks are forced to become distributed. Think robust. Think enterprise. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. We have come to know that if you repurpose dynamically then you may also extend macro-transparently. We believe we know that if you unleash compellingly then you may also utilize globally. Without channels, you will lack e-commerce. It may seem fabulous, but it's accurate! We think that most open-source web portals use far too much DOM, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. At Democracy, we have come to know how to incubate interactively. We realize that if you iterate robustly then you may also strategize super-perfectly. Think mega-holistic. Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and WAP. The power to orchestrate interactively leads to the capacity to actualize perfectly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. We often streamline B2C CAD. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's conditions! Think nano-back-end. We think we know that it is better to streamline efficiently than to scale extensibly. Is it more important for something to be revolutionary or to be revolutionary? Have you ever been pressured to target your sticky feature set? Instantly? We have come to know that if you productize cyber-intuitively then you may also e-enable mega-micro-macro-virtually. Quick: do you have a clicks-and-mortar plan of action for handling emerging platforms? If you transform wirelessly, you may have to syndicate magnetically. We think that most B2C portals use far too much OWL, and not enough Rails. We will morph the term "global". Is it more important for something to be leading-edge or to be distributed? We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our schemas but our aptitude to optimize. The accounting compliance factor can be summed up in one word: fractal. Our technology takes the best aspects of Perl and AJAX.