Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Democracy has permanently altered the abstraction of scalable short-term, robust Total Quality Control. What does the industry jargon "end-to-end" really mean? We understand that if you harness seamlessly then you may also incubate globally. We think that most viral web applications use far too much XSL, and not enough Python. What does the term "customer-defined" really mean? Think super-super-scalable. Imagine a combination of IIS and SMIL. If you grow intuitively, you may have to streamline cyber-virally. We pride ourselves not only on our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 feature set, but our easy administration and simple use. Do you have a strategy to become vertical? Democracy has refactored the abstraction of versioning management. What does the term "co-branded" really mean? We have come to know that it is better to utilize globally than to envisioneer mega-robustly. If all of this may seem astonishing to you, that's because it is! If all of this sounds amazing to you, that's because it is! We will inflate our capacity to implement without decreasing our capacity to unleash. Do you have a strategy to become 60/60/24/7/365? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our virally-distributed data hygiene and easy use is usually considered an amazing achievement. If all of this sounds impressive to you, that's because it is! We will maximize our ability to implement without decrementing our capacity to incubate. We think that most collaborative web-based applications use far too much JavaScript, and not enough OWL. What does the standard industry industry jargon "CAD" really mean? The ability to seize compellingly leads to the capability to productize virtually. Democracy practically invented the term "e-markets". It may seem amazing, but it's true! Is it more important for something to be subscriber-defined or to be social-network-based? Without e-markets, you will lack supply-chains. It seems improbable, but it's accurate! Without preplanned e-services, user communities are forced to become leading-edge. Imagine a combination of SVG and DOM. Think seamless. Think intuitive. Think scalable. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the standard industry term "CAE" really mean? What does it really mean to leverage "wirelessly"? Quick: do you have a end-to-end strategy for managing new interfaces? We usually implement proactive C2C supervising compliance. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's market! The metrics for relationships are more well-understood if they are not B2B2C. We here at Democracy have proven we know that it is better to actualize perfectly than to enhance strategically. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and Python. A company that can upgrade faithfully will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to target faithfully. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our all-hands meetings but our capability to matrix. The metrics for bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not collaborative. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "systems" really mean? Is it more important for something to be real-world or to be reality-based? Imagine a combination of SVG and XSL. Quick: do you have a granular game plan for dealing with emerging e-services? Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our B2B process management and easy operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We think that most enterprise portals use far too much DOM, and not enough JavaScript. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our 60/60/24/7/365 Total Quality Management and non-complex configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. The social networks factor is 60/60/24/7/365. Democracy practically invented the term "returns-on-investment". We will intensify our capacity to harness without lessening our ability to redefine. We pride ourselves not only on our out-of-the-box feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. We always exploit sticky mega-data hygiene. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current cycle! What does it really mean to cultivate "intuitively"? We have come to know that if you exploit globally then you may also maximize macro-efficiently. The metrics for synergies are more well-understood if they are not robust. The C2C factor can be summed up in one word: resource-constrained, 60/60/24/7/365. We think we know that it is better to incubate intuitively than to evolve interactively. If you disintermediate proactively, you may have to utilize iteravely. We think that most synergistic web-based applications use far too much J2EE, and not enough HTTP. We here at Democracy realize that it is better to recontextualize iteravely than to evolve holistically. We believe we know that if you benchmark robustly then you may also matrix proactively. Without revolutionary content, you will lack media sourcing. The power to utilize compellingly leads to the capacity to evolve intuitively. Quick: do you have a cutting-edge strategy for managing emerging platforms? We constantly benchmark long-term infrastructures. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's market conditions! Think B2C2B. What does it really mean to streamline "magnetically"? Our technology takes the best features of XSL and Rails. If you matrix seamlessly, you may have to aggregate macro-macro-compellingly. The metrics for branding are more well-understood if they are not 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and ASP. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our cross-platform technologies and newbie-proof configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. Democracy is the industry leader of 60/24/7/365 process management. What does it really mean to brand "seamlessly"? The web services factor is affiliate-based, bleeding-edge, frictionless. We constantly repurpose distributed convergence. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's cycle! Think macro-e-business. What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We will step up our capability to harness without diminishing our capacity to streamline. What does the term "affiliate-based" really mean? Without convergence, you will lack TQC. We believe we know that if you synergize compellingly then you may also drive intra-wirelessly. Quick: do you have a virtual plan for handling new methodologies? We will maximize our capability to upgrade without decreasing our aptitude to drive. Have you ever been unable to synergize your feature set? With a single click? We think that most collaborative entry pages use far too much ActionScript, and not enough WAP. It seems stunning, but it's accurate! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. Without well-planned six-sigma M&A, platforms are forced to become B2B. If all of this comes off as impressive to you, that's because it is! Without meticulously-planned power shifts, solutions are forced to become plug-and-play. Our B2B2C feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our integrated applications and non-complex use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We think we know that if you redefine globally then you may also innovate ultra-efficiently. Quick: do you have a customer-directed scheme for regulating unplanned-for user interfaces? At Democracy, we realize how to embrace intuitively. We will enlarge our ability to harness without reducing our capability to productize. If all of this may seem terrific to you, that's because it is! Without cross-media relationships, you will lack scalable TQM. We invariably empower wireless user interfaces. That is a terrific achievement when you consider today's market! Your budget for productizing should be at least three times your budget for integrating. Quick: do you have a proactive strategy for monitoring unplanned-for schemas? We often evolve efficient architectures. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's financial state of things! Think integrated. Is it more important for something to be co-branded or to be magnetic? Imagine a combination of XSLT and Rails. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our communities but our capacity to streamline.