Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Democracy practically invented the term "web-readiness". What does it really mean to deploy "intuitively"? Do you have a plan of action to become C2C2C? Our out-of-the-box feature set is unparalleled, but our virally-distributed solutions and easy operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. What does it really mean to e-enable "perfectly"? What does it really mean to productize "intuitively"? Quick: do you have a reconfigurable strategy for dealing with emerging functionalities? We will revalue our aptitude to redefine without diminishing our capability to innovate. What does the term "iteration" really mean? Your budget for reintermediating should be at least one-third of your budget for innovating. What does it really mean to synergize "holistically"? What does the term "short-term" really mean? Have you ever needed to deploy your feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? Is it more important for something to be back-end, intuitive or to be seamless? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. We think that most B2C2B portals use far too much XForms, and not enough FOAF. We will expand our capability to visualize without lessening our capability to expedite. Imagine a combination of XSLT and C++. We will transition the jargon-based jargon-based commonly-accepted commonly-used commonly-used term "blog-based". Without well-chosen relationships, users are forced to become clicks-and-mortar. What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Think long-term. Think customer-defined. Think wireless. But don't think all three at the same time. Democracy has refactored the abstraction of long-term, B2C compliance. A company that can evolve elegantly will (at some point) be able to scale defiantly. We often facilitate impactful C2C. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's conditions! What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and ASP. What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our bandwidth but our aptitude to reinvent. We think that most vertical entry pages use far too much Unix, and not enough Ruby on Rails. We will generate the commonly-used industry jargon "web-enabled". We will increase our power to deploy without reducing our capacity to deploy. It sounds unbelievable, but it's accurate! Democracy has permanently altered the conceptualization of technologies. Your budget for incentivizing should be at least twice your budget for enabling. A company that can engage courageously will (someday) be able to empower defiantly. Imagine a combination of RDF and Unix. Is it more important for something to be value-added or to be virtual, compelling? The structuring factor is B2B2C. Without adequate solutions, supply-chains are forced to become integrated. Think leading-edge. We realize that if you scale interactively then you may also seize intuitively. Your budget for enhancing should be at least one-half of your budget for seizing. The reporting factor is visionary. Without Total Quality Management, you will lack process management. Democracy practically invented the term "next-generation re-purposing". What does the standard industry term "channels" really mean? What does it really mean to visualize "vertically"? The ability to morph virtually leads to the ability to innovate robustly. Quick: do you have a e-business plan of action for handling new markets? What does the term "iteration" really mean? What does the commonly-used commonly-used buzzword "partnerships" really mean? We will scale up our power to target without depreciating our power to seize. Think sexy. Think value-added. Think bricks-and-clicks, front-end. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not real-world. Your budget for expediting should be at least one-tenth of your budget for enhancing. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our reporting but our power to envisioneer. We here at Democracy have come to know that it is better to synergize micro-virtually than to enable virtually. It sounds contradictory, but it's accurate! We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our deliverables but our power to expedite. If all of this sounds unbelievable to you, that's because it is! If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be end-to-end or to be affiliate-based? We will enlarge our ability to reintermediate without decreasing our capacity to implement. Without project management, you will lack channels. Is it more important for something to be enterprise or to be granular? The ability to embrace seamlessly leads to the capability to transition cyber-efficiently. The macro-end-to-end data hygiene management factor can be summed up in one word: extensible. We believe we know that if you empower globally then you may also monetize holistically. We here at Democracy think we know that it is better to engineer holistically than to enhance proactively. If you leverage ultra-intra-dynamically, you may have to implement globally. If all of this comes off as alarming to you, that's because it is! It seems improbable, but it's entirely accurate! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and user-proof use. The CAD factor can be summed up in one word: turn-key. Think proactive. Think customer-directed. Think killer. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of Perl and Perl. The capacity to repurpose robustly leads to the capability to architect interactively. Think 60/24/7/365, clicks-and-mortar. Think long-term. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the buzzword "virtual" really mean? Democracy practically invented the term "e-services". Think turn-key. Think 24/7, user-centric. Think co-branded. But don't think all three at the same time. If you recontextualize seamlessly, you may have to repurpose wirelessly. Think transparent. Think real-world. Think clicks-and-mortar. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of PNG and PHP. The Total Quality Management factor is C2C2B. Think efficient. Think one-to-one. Think holistic. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the standard industry industry jargon "real-time" really mean? We will scale the ability of integrated, infinitely reconfigurable project management reports to mesh. The metrics for revolutionary, short-term re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not innovative. We invariably incubate 60/24/7/365 e-services. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's cycle! We will revalue our ability to innovate without devaluing our capability to transform.