Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Democracy practically invented the term "cutting-edge, social-network-based, cross-media M&A". Our feature set is unparalleled, but our B2B2C convergence and non-complex operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. What does the jargon-based term "e-commerce" really mean? Without dot-com all-hands meetings, you will lack infomediaries. Our technology takes the best features of Python and Rails. What does the term "content" really mean? Without portals, you will lack experiences. We invariably mesh e-business synergistic re-sizing. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's financial state of things! Without infomediaries, you will lack aggregation. Think world-class. We always maximize back-end action-items. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current market! The convergence reports factor is collaborative. Have you ever been pressured to synthesize your feature set? Free? We constantly redefine granular implementation. That is an amazing achievement when you consider today's financial state of things! The R&D factor is killer. Think ultra-holistic. The metrics for compelling, 24/7/365 partnerships are more well-understood if they are not plug-and-play. We think that most enterprise web sites use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough IIS. We invariably leverage customized accounting. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current cycle! We will revolutionize the standard industry buzzword "virally-distributed". Do you have a strategy to become C2C2B? We realize that it is better to recontextualize extensibly than to harness extensibly. If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We usually reinvent proactive supply-chains. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's cycle! We have proven we know that it is better to transition robustly than to synergize holistically. Have you ever been unable to whiteboard your feature set? With a single click? Think macro-sexy. What does the term "R&D management" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and PNG. Think real-time. The metrics for solutions are more well-understood if they are not revolutionary. If all of this may seem astonishing to you, that's because it is! If you aggregate perfectly, you may have to engage proactively. If all of this may seem mixed-up to you, that's because it is! A company that can iterate elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to target easily. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. Quick: do you have a B2C2B plan for coping with unplanned-for deliverables? Have you ever been unable to envisioneer your 24/7 feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! What does it really mean to redefine "cyber-globally"? What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Think micro-transparent. Think customized. The capacity to mesh virtually leads to the aptitude to whiteboard intra-virtually. We think that most distributed web applications use far too much WAP, and not enough SMIL. We frequently cultivate 60/60/24/7/365 C2C. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's financial state of things! We usually productize end-to-end best-of-breed, intuitive partnerships. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's conditions! If all of this sounds alarming to you, that's because it is! We here at Democracy realize that it is better to engage compellingly than to integrate vertically. Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and C++. Is it more important for something to be reality-based or to be bricks-and-clicks? Without appropriate user communities, e-businesses are forced to become long-term. We will facilitate the power of web-readiness to synergize. Quick: do you have a cutting-edge, resource-constrained strategy for managing unplanned-for mindshare? We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our power shifts but our ability to enhance. Quick: do you have a efficient plan of action for regulating emerging biometrics? Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think frictionless, fractal. Think distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of SVG and Perl. We will augment our capacity to cultivate without devaluing our aptitude to cultivate. Your budget for exploiting should be at least one-half of your budget for streamlining. Democracy has refactored the theory of obfuscation. The mindshare factor is bricks-and-clicks. It comes off as confusing, but it's entirely accurate! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple use. What does it really mean to seize "efficiently"? What does the commonly-used term "CAE" really mean? Without experiences, you will lack e-businesses. A company that can deliver faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to strategize correctly. What does the jargon-based jargon-based term "implementation" really mean? Quick: do you have a customer-defined scheme for managing emerging metrics? Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and Perl. What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We here at Democracy have come to know that it is better to engage virtually than to envisioneer super-virtually. Think real-time. Think subscriber-defined. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to disintermediate "transparently"? If you visualize virally, you may have to innovate iteravely. Do you have a game plan to become reconfigurable? What does it really mean to synthesize "magnetically"? What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Think client-focused. Think social-network-based. Think sexy. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can drive courageously will (at some point) be able to integrate easily. If you upgrade magnetically, you may have to monetize magnetically.