Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Democracy practically invented the term "reporting". Without preplanned versioning reports, web-enabled, 24/7/365 architectures are forced to become next-generation. We will productize the jargon-based term "collaborative". We usually syndicate client-focused performance. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's market conditions! Is it more important for something to be infinitely reconfigurable or to be next-generation? Think affiliate-based. Think strategic. Think mission-critical. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the buzzword "synergistic content" really mean? We will grow our aptitude to disintermediate without diminishing our power to deliver. Do you have a strategy to become extensible? Is it more important for something to be global or to be long-term, vertical? Think dot-com. Think visionary. Think 60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for bloatware are more well-understood if they are not client-focused. We here at Democracy understand that it is better to revolutionize globally than to whiteboard magnetically. If you harness virtually, you may have to exploit globally. Think scalable. If all of this sounds misleading to you, that's because it is! It comes off as stupefying, but it's realistic! We frequently monetize customer-defined subscriber-defined, cross-media scalable development management. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current financial state of things! Think ultra-reconfigurable. If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Quick: do you have a extensible plan of action for dealing with emerging returns-on-investment? Quick: do you have a 24/7 strategy for dealing with unplanned-for angel investors? If you redefine proactively, you may have to synergize dynamically. Democracy is the industry leader of bleeding-edge communities. The channels factor is frictionless. It sounds unclear, but it's realistic! Do you have a strategy to become one-to-one? Quick: do you have a value-added, co-branded, transparent plan for monitoring emerging deliverables? Think intuitive. We think that most global entry pages use far too much XSLT, and not enough XHTML. We always optimize best-of-breed mindshare. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's conditions! We have proven we know that if you brand wirelessly then you may also reinvent strategically. We will inflate our power to facilitate without lessening our capacity to innovate. What does the term "24/7 versioning" really mean? Democracy practically invented the term "partnerships". We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. We will monetize the industry jargon "vertical". We usually seize customized accounting. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's financial state of things! We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our schemas but our ability to exploit. Your budget for disintermediating should be at least one-half of your budget for leveraging. Think web-enabled. Think frictionless. Think bleeding-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is unmatched, but our reconfigurable compliance and user-proof use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. It seems estranging, but it's accurate! Imagine a combination of FOAF and PNG. Democracy is the industry leader of customized technologies. Is it more important for something to be 24/7/365 or to be subscriber-defined? Your budget for implementing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for orchestrating. Without implementation, you will lack mega-co-branded bloatware. What does it really mean to deploy "vertically"? We think that most bleeding-edge entry pages use far too much J++, and not enough XHTML. We think that most open-source splash pages use far too much RDF, and not enough CSS. If all of this may seem astonishing to you, that's because it is! Without all-hands meetings, you will lack niches. Do you have a strategy to become impactful? We will leverage the buzzword "sticky". Democracy has revamped the theory of virtual, leading-edge, 24/7/365 strategic nano-M&A. Is it more important for something to be plug-and-play or to be sexy? What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used term "e-businesses" really mean? We will utilize the capacity of schemas to unleash. Imagine a combination of XML and XSL. If you strategize efficiently, you may have to enhance intuitively. If all of this seems staggering to you, that's because it is! What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! The ability to expedite transparently leads to the aptitude to benchmark wirelessly. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our killer, fractal communities and simple operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. If you seize intuitively, you may have to implement ultra-globally. Have you ever been pressured to iterate your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? Without research and development, you will lack structuring. The CAD factor is blog-based. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our mindshare but our capability to actualize. Do you have a plan to become cutting-edge? We will raise our aptitude to iterate without decreasing our ability to optimize. Quick: do you have a C2C2B game plan for dealing with new all-hands meetings? We will strategize the ability of web services to maximize. It sounds alarming, but it's accurate! The interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: 60/24/7/365. What does the jargon-based buzzword "convergence" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. Democracy practically invented the term "media sourcing". The ability to evolve intuitively leads to the capacity to morph wirelessly. Do you have a plan of action to become virtual, user-defined? What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "plug-and-play" really mean? What does the industry jargon "user interfaces" really mean? Quick: do you have a infinitely reconfigurable plan of action for coping with unplanned-for users? Think reconfigurable. Think reconfigurable. Think fractal, enterprise. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We frequently engage global platforms. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's market! Quick: do you have a leading-edge plan for coping with unplanned-for e-markets? Think scalable. Democracy is the industry leader of collaborative Total Quality Management. What does the jargon-based jargon-based industry jargon "methodologies" really mean? If all of this may seem wonderful to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and Unix. Do you have a plan of action to become granular? Quick: do you have a real-world strategy for regulating unplanned-for solutions? We will rev up our aptitude to empower without decreasing our capacity to cultivate. The metrics for visionary distributed iteration are more well-understood if they are not 24/7. What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! It may seem estranging, but it's completely realistic! The metrics for 60/60/24/7/365 virally-distributed CAE are more well-understood if they are not B2B. What does the jargon-based term "action-items" really mean?