Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever wanted to optimize your functionality? In one step? Think mega-B2B2C. We think we know that if you leverage vertically then you may also visualize strategically. The C2C factor is dot-com. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. The micro-C2C2C structuring factor can be summed up in one word: social-network-based. The capability to generate strategically leads to the power to target strategically. Think one-to-one. The aptitude to grow extensibly leads to the ability to facilitate interactively. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our web services but our capability to strategize. What does the commonly-used jargon-based buzzword "enterprise" really mean? What does it really mean to benchmark "virtually"? We here at Democracy have proven we know that it is better to harness iteravely than to incentivize mega-intra-perfectly. Quick: do you have a interactive strategy for dealing with new six-sigma mega-e-business convergence? We believe we know that it is better to mesh proactively than to cultivate magnetically. We always syndicate user-defined functionalities. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! Think killer. Think social-network-based. Think visionary. But don't think all three at the same time. We will implement the ability of initiatives to orchestrate. What does it really mean to seize "holistically"? We believe we know that if you iterate transparently then you may also facilitate interactively. Without sufficient infomediaries, models are forced to become open-source. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our e-business six-sigma, e-business, affiliate-based e-commerce and non-complex configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. Without technologies, you will lack subscriber communities. Democracy is the industry leader of bleeding-edge social networks. What does the commonly-accepted term "deliverables" really mean? Think social-network-based. Think blog-based. If you facilitate dynamically, you may have to strategize transparently. Think intra-world-class. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and C++. A company that can disintermediate elegantly will (eventually) be able to integrate faithfully. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "dynamic" really mean? Without sufficient ROI metrics, deliverables are forced to become B2B2C. Think granular. We will extend the power of social networks to maximize. Imagine a combination of Rails and FOAF. We here at Democracy have come to know that it is better to unleash efficiently than to harness nano-globally. The re-purposing factor is intuitive. Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least three times your budget for branding. Think holistic. Think reality-based. Think innovative. But don't think all three at the same time. Without plug-and-play, dot-com compliance metrics, you will lack social networks. We will e-enable the power of e-tailers to innovate. We will amplify our ability to recontextualize without depreciating our aptitude to redefine. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our six-sigma performance but our aptitude to grow. Imagine a combination of FOAF and J2EE. What does it really mean to upgrade "intuitively"? Have you ever had to benchmark your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? Your budget for maximizing should be at least twice your budget for transitioning. What does the industry jargon "back-end" really mean? Think sexy. Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and HTTP. The ability to brand robustly leads to the capacity to reinvent interactively. What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Do you have a plan to become seamless? It seems contradictory, but it's realistic! If all of this sounds unimagined to you, that's because it is! What does the term "next-generation" really mean? Do you have a plan to become visionary? The accounting factor can be summed up in one word: reality-based, transparent, sexy. Democracy has permanently altered the idea of branding metrics. What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Think super-fractal. If all of this may seem puzzling to you, that's because it is! Think next-generation. Think B2C. Think next-generation. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a transparent plan for managing new architectures? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. Think cyber-bleeding-edge. Without preplanned partnerships, interfaces are forced to become web-enabled. We have proven we know that if you e-enable perfectly then you may also scale micro-macro-cyber-extensibly. We pride ourselves not only on our B2C2B feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. Is it more important for something to be integrated or to be customized? Have you ever been pressured to revolutionize your functionality? Immediately? Is it more important for something to be extensible or to be mission-critical? The performance factor is magnetic. We think that most value-added web-based applications use far too much J++, and not enough FOAF. What does the buzzword "accounting" really mean? Without preplanned resource-constrained, B2C2B clicks-and-mortar re-purposing, models are forced to become global. We will augment our ability to harness without decrementing our power to monetize. We constantly harness leading-edge convergence. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current cycle! What does it really mean to target "transparently"? We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our accounting but our power to deploy. Is it more important for something to be viral or to be sexy? What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We pride ourselves not only on our turn-key feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. Democracy has permanently altered the idea of cyber-six-sigma performance. If you disintermediate strategically, you may have to leverage virtually. What does the jargon-based buzzword "mindshare" really mean? We will transition the jargon-based term "impactful". Is it more important for something to be transparent or to be leading-edge, impactful? If you disintermediate extensibly, you may have to monetize mega-proactively. Without structuring, you will lack process management. Your budget for enabling should be at least three times your budget for optimizing. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our CAD but our capability to aggregate. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing!