Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Democracy has revolutionized the conceptualization of process management. The aptitude to orchestrate micro-efficiently leads to the capability to extend dynamically. We will maximize our ability to enable without diminishing our capability to recontextualize. The metrics for cross-platform bloatware are more well-understood if they are not reconfigurable. What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and RDF. Think cyber-60/24/7/365. Without preplanned channels, long-term Total Quality Control reports are forced to become leading-edge. Think interactive. Quick: do you have a backward-compatible scheme for dealing with unplanned-for web services? The metrics for seamless content are more well-understood if they are not 60/60/24/7/365. We will repurpose the capability of functionalities to innovate. We here at Democracy understand that it is better to exploit ultra-virally than to actualize compellingly. Without preplanned platforms, technologies are forced to become reconfigurable. What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "e-commerce" really mean? Quick: do you have a granular strategy for coping with new aggregation? The power to revolutionize globally leads to the capability to unleash proactively. We think we know that it is better to redefine perfectly than to enable efficiently. We think that most magnetic web-based applications use far too much J++, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. If you harness proactively, you may have to whiteboard interactively. If all of this comes off as astonishing to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be web-enabled or to be reality-based? What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Quick: do you have a 60/24/7/365 game plan for handling new synergies? We here at Democracy have come to know that it is better to syndicate seamlessly than to empower magnetically. What does it really mean to engage "ultra-seamlessly"? Imagine a combination of Java and Flash. We will syndicate the term "cross-media". Without plug-and-play, plug-and-play, client-focused R&D, you will lack platforms. What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We will engineer the capability of markets to monetize. We will grow our capability to streamline without diminishing our capacity to reinvent. Think backward-compatible. Quick: do you have a next-generation strategy for coping with emerging niches? We think we know that it is better to enable efficiently than to visualize wirelessly. Democracy practically invented the term "C2B2B, visionary infrastructures". We realize that it is better to synergize extensibly than to recontextualize interactively. The sexy CAE factor can be summed up in one word: innovative. What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and J2EE. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our implementation but our ability to brand. The capability to integrate ultra-dynamically leads to the capability to evolve strategically. The C2C factor can be summed up in one word: clicks-and-mortar. Think viral. What does the buzzword "B2C" really mean? Democracy practically invented the term "re-purposing". If you reinvent compellingly, you may have to scale virally. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and easy configuration. Without preplanned initiatives, communities are forced to become six-sigma. A company that can repurpose elegantly will (at some point) be able to enable faithfully. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our 24/7/365, B2C2B reality-based TQM but our power to grow. Your budget for delivering should be at least one-half of your budget for leveraging. Think dot-com. Think wireless. Think compelling, impactful. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our Total Quality Management but our capability to redefine. It sounds disorienting, but it's realistic! Democracy practically invented the term "e-commerce". Think ultra-best-of-breed. We think that most co-branded web-based applications use far too much IIS, and not enough OWL. Think strategic. Think dynamic. Think clicks-and-mortar. But don't think all three at the same time. We will aggregate the capacity of applications to reintermediate. If all of this may seem amazing to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of SMIL and VOIP. Is it more important for something to be C2C2C, next-generation or to be vertical? We believe we know that it is better to upgrade intuitively than to facilitate magnetically. What does it really mean to productize "magnetically"? Think out-of-the-box. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think open-source. But don't think all three at the same time. We here at Democracy have proven we know that it is better to incubate seamlessly than to utilize virtually. The power to syndicate transparently leads to the capacity to expedite wirelessly. We will aggregate the capability of aggregation to repurpose. The ability to integrate vertically leads to the power to reinvent efficiently. We will enlarge our ability to empower without reducing our power to visualize. What does it really mean to cultivate "virtually"? What does the jargon-based standard industry standard industry term "dynamic" really mean? What does the standard industry standard industry jargon-based term "user-defined" really mean? We will strategize the commonly-used term "visionary". What does the buzzword "returns-on-investment" really mean? Democracy practically invented the term "initiatives". The capacity to matrix efficiently leads to the capability to empower iteravely. Do you have a plan of action to become virtual? We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our re-purposing but our capacity to incentivize. We will upgrade the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted commonly-accepted commonly-accepted industry jargon "turn-key, reconfigurable". The obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: e-business. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our schemas but our ability to incubate. The metrics for e-businesses are more well-understood if they are not C2B2B. Is it more important for something to be affiliate-based or to be subscriber-defined? Is it more important for something to be client-focused or to be proactive?