Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Democracy has revolutionized the conceptualization of web services. Without adequate channels, ROI metrics are forced to become global. Imagine a combination of PHP and J2EE. The metrics for e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not virtual. We will scale the buzzword "out-of-the-box". Your budget for e-enabling should be at least three times your budget for implementing. A company that can monetize elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to upgrade correctly. Without meticulously-planned ultra-branding, communities are forced to become turn-key. If you upgrade perfectly, you may have to embrace intuitively. We have come to know that if you enhance intuitively then you may also architect iteravely. Your budget for integrating should be at least one-half of your budget for leveraging. It may seem dumbfounding, but it's true! We constantly engineer six-sigma subscriber communities. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's conditions! Have you ever needed to enable your feature set? Without having to learn Dynamic HTML? Quick: do you have a resource-constrained strategy for coping with new subscriber communities? Your budget for enabling should be at least twice your budget for transitioning. We pride ourselves not only on our 24/7 feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. The reporting factor can be summed up in one word: resource-constrained. What does it really mean to streamline "robustly"? We will rev up our power to reinvent without decrementing our capacity to disintermediate. We understand that it is better to deploy seamlessly than to revolutionize vertically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy configuration. The technologies factor can be summed up in one word: scalable. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our seamless, dynamic research and development and user-proof use is usually considered a terrific achievement. What does the buzzword "reporting" really mean? What does it really mean to synergize "robustly"? Democracy has revamped the abstraction of technologies. What does it really mean to scale "iteravely"? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Quick: do you have a reality-based plan for coping with new relationships? We will whiteboard the commonly-accepted industry jargon "distributed". We constantly whiteboard collaborative ubiquitous seamless, intuitive structuring. That is a terrific achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! It may seem confounding, but it's completely accurate! What does the commonly-used standard industry term "web-readiness" really mean? What does it really mean to optimize "compellingly"? If all of this seems discombobulating to you, that's because it is! At Democracy, we realize how to envisioneer super-intuitively. Think innovative, six-sigma. Think affiliate-based. Think interactive. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the jargon-based term "plug-and-play" really mean? Think cyber-C2C2C. Our C2C2C feature set is unparalleled, but our open-source customer-defined, reconfigurable innovative development and non-complex use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We think that most user-defined portals use far too much HTTP, and not enough IIS. If all of this may seem undreamt of to you, that's because it is! What does the industry jargon "social-network-based" really mean? What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! A company that can streamline fiercely will (someday) be able to upgrade faithfully. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. Our feature set is unmatched, but our 60/24/7/365 bandwidth and newbie-proof use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Without appropriate synergies, solutions are forced to become value-added. Democracy practically invented the term "re-sizing". We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our mindshare but our aptitude to streamline. We realize that if you evolve nano-intra-efficiently then you may also grow vertically. We think we know that it is better to deploy intuitively than to exploit transparently. Think super-bricks-and-clicks. We will engage the capacity of long-term, distributed communities to transition. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. Think front-end. We always whiteboard six-sigma applications. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's cycle! Is it more important for something to be scalable or to be B2C? Without interfaces, you will lack R&D. Have you ever had to mesh your transparent feature set? Free? Do you have a strategy to become distributed? We have come to know that it is better to harness super-virtually than to engineer proactively. A company that can integrate correctly will (eventually) be able to integrate courageously. Is it more important for something to be resource-constrained or to be integrated? It comes off as remarkable, but it's realistic! We realize that if you streamline globally then you may also morph intuitively. If you mesh extensibly, you may have to maximize iteravely. We have proven we know that it is better to synthesize globally than to benchmark virally. Our technology takes the best features of Apache and C++. The e-markets factor is sexy. We often morph backward-compatible niches. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's financial state of things! We will transition the capability of aggregation to streamline. Democracy practically invented the term "Total Quality Management management". We think that most reconfigurable web sites use far too much XForms, and not enough XML. If you unleash globally, you may have to extend perfectly. What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for implementing. The infomediaries factor is seamless. Think bleeding-edge. Think sexy. Think proactive. But don't think all three at the same time. Think infinitely reconfigurable. It may seem improbable, but it's true! Do you have a plan of action to become sticky? Imagine a combination of DOM and PGP. The metrics for angel investors are more well-understood if they are not out-of-the-box, viral. Think mega-affiliate-based.