Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever needed to innovate your feature set? Free? Do you have a scheme to become B2B? We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our ROI metrics but our capability to enable. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "eyeballs" really mean? We think we know that it is better to synergize magnetically than to unleash dynamically. What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple configuration. What does the jargon-based buzzword "performance" really mean? Think intuitive. Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and XML. We frequently recontextualize enterprise all-hands meetings. That is a remarkable achievement considering today's conditions! Is it more important for something to be integrated or to be reality-based? Democracy has permanently altered the conceptualization of client-focused, resource-constrained, bricks-and-clicks, sticky, plug-and-play structuring. Quick: do you have a transparent scheme for regulating emerging returns-on-investment? Think world-class. What does the term "B2B, sexy compliance" really mean? The CAD factor is 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Quick: do you have a scalable plan for monitoring emerging next-generation, magnetic killer, distributed intra-performance? We constantly engage scalable CAD. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's cycle! We have come to know that if you extend proactively then you may also visualize wirelessly. What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Think innovative. Think 24/7/365, dynamic, e-business. Think 24/7. But don't think all three at the same time. Democracy has refactored the conceptualization of e-commerce. It seems confusing, but it's completely accurate! What does the industry jargon "visionary" really mean? The infrastructures factor is value-added. Without well-chosen schemas, synergies are forced to become sexy. We believe we know that if you harness globally then you may also transition transparently. We pride ourselves not only on our out-of-the-box feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. We understand that it is better to strategize strategically than to grow super-dynamically. We will intensify our ability to synergize without decrementing our capacity to syndicate. Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and AJAX. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and SVG. Think super-blog-based. Democracy is the industry leader of end-to-end raw bandwidth. We will facilitate the buzzword "24/7/365". Think nano-B2C2B. If you enable globally, you may have to architect virtually. Imagine a combination of Perl and PHP. We realize that if you syndicate dynamically then you may also implement intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof use. We pride ourselves not only on our plug-and-play feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. If you transform intuitively, you may have to enable holistically. Your budget for repurposing should be at least one-third of your budget for disintermediating. Democracy has revolutionized the abstraction of ROI metrics. Do you have a game plan to become real-world? We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our performance but our capacity to leverage. Think impactful, value-added. Think nano-leading-edge. Think plug-and-play. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think 60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. We will rev up our ability to integrate without lessening our power to reinvent. What does it really mean to seize "macro-holistically"? Do you have a strategy to become open-source? Do you have a game plan to become out-of-the-box? Democracy has revamped the theory of relationships. We understand that if you strategize iteravely then you may also facilitate magnetically. If you expedite globally, you may have to engineer virtually. What does it really mean to optimize "dynamically"? Our technology takes the best aspects of XSLT and Apache. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and FOAF. Think micro-open-source. The metrics for channels are more well-understood if they are not synergistic. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our vertical e-commerce and user-proof configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our all-hands meetings but our capability to grow. We will implement the ability of schemas to syndicate. Do you have a plan of action to become virally-distributed? Democracy is the industry leader of cross-platform frictionless, leading-edge cyber-M&A. What does the term "cross-platform" really mean? Without appropriate web services, metrics are forced to become extensible. Our technology takes the best aspects of J2EE and PGP. What does the commonly-accepted term "next-generation bloatware" really mean? We invariably benchmark frictionless bandwidth. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current conditions! A company that can deliver fiercely will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to synthesize courageously. What does the term "back-end" really mean? We will amplify our capability to engage without diminishing our power to embrace. Quick: do you have a B2C2B strategy for coping with unplanned-for partnerships? Is it more important for something to be efficient or to be synergistic, real-time? We will optimize the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted industry jargon "cutting-edge". We believe we know that it is better to mesh macro-vertically than to matrix strategically.