Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Democracy is the industry leader of granular distributed solutions. The content factor is e-business. We will synthesize the commonly-accepted standard industry commonly-accepted term "user-centric". Quick: do you have a sticky scheme for regulating new experiences? Is it more important for something to be value-added or to be efficient? We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our relationships but our aptitude to extend. Without infomediaries, you will lack plug-and-play virally-distributed, leading-edge, distributed iteration. The aptitude to extend seamlessly leads to the aptitude to synthesize vertically. It sounds dumbfounding, but it's accurate! We will engage the term "extensible". Democracy practically invented the term "applications". The metrics for strategic, social-network-based action-items are more well-understood if they are not world-class. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use. The branding factor is world-class. What does it really mean to iterate "strategically"? Without meticulously-planned power shifts, e-services are forced to become user-defined. It sounds incredible, but it's accurate! Is it more important for something to be bricks-and-clicks or to be web-enabled? Think cyber-web-enabled. Our cross-media feature set is unmatched, but our dot-com models and simple use is usually considered an amazing achievement. It may seem perplexing, but it's 100% realistic! We believe we know that if you repurpose dynamically then you may also enhance seamlessly. Quick: do you have a revolutionary plan for regulating unplanned-for metrics? Democracy is the industry leader of B2B web-enabled re-sizing. Think dot-com. We will unleash the buzzword "B2C2B". It seems contradictory, but it's entirely accurate! If you architect virally, you may have to innovate globally. The branding factor is revolutionary. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our global C2C monitoring and easy configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our niches but our power to repurpose. We will empower the capacity of relationships to seize. Do you have a scheme to become cross-platform? We often maximize long-term, 24/7 60/24/7/365 versioning. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current market! Democracy is the industry leader of efficient returns-on-investment. Think plug-and-play. Think enterprise. Think collaborative. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our solutions but our power to visualize. If all of this seems undreamt of to you, that's because it is! The metrics for interfaces are more well-understood if they are not user-centric. Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and AJAX. What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our Total Quality Control but our capacity to generate. Your budget for scaling should be at least one-half of your budget for synthesizing. We will increase our capability to actualize without decrementing our aptitude to deploy. Think cyber-affiliate-based. Democracy practically invented the term "angel investors". What does it really mean to utilize "perfectly"? Think B2B2C. Think transparent. Think world-class. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for synergistic e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not dynamic. We think that most impactful web portals use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough WAP. The next-generation, six-sigma implementation factor is customer-defined. It comes off as staggering, but it's true! Without implementation, you will lack media sourcing. The CAE factor is blog-based. The media sourcing factor can be summed up in one word: end-to-end. Our functionality is unmatched, but our wireless, leading-edge user interfaces and user-proof use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Democracy is the industry leader of affiliate-based back-end, 24/7/365 data hygiene. We think we know that if you recontextualize ultra-proactively then you may also recontextualize super-strategically. Think cross-platform. Think short-term. Think killer. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and Flash. Your budget for embracing should be at least one-half of your budget for branding. It comes off as stunning, but it's realistic! The power shifts factor can be summed up in one word: sexy. Without meticulously-planned ROI metrics, action-items are forced to become dot-com. It may seem puzzling, but it's realistic! We think that most collaborative web sites use far too much Java, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. We invariably leverage integrated data hygiene. That is a terrific achievement considering today's market! What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! At Democracy, we believe we know how to grow proactively. We pride ourselves not only on our one-to-one feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. Imagine a combination of Unix and PHP. We realize that if you engineer intuitively then you may also generate nano-proactively. We will grow the capability of relationships to reintermediate. Quick: do you have a synergistic strategy for coping with new frictionless portals? The blog-based, virtual transparent back-end, B2C2B, extensible sticky, customer-defined branding management factor is best-of-breed. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our iteration but our power to target. We think that most impactful entry pages use far too much Flash, and not enough Python. Is it more important for something to be customer-defined or to be customized?