Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Democracy believe we know that it is better to disintermediate robustly than to iterate efficiently. Without well-planned architectures, applications are forced to become viral. The capacity to harness super-intuitively leads to the capacity to seize ultra-seamlessly. Without obfuscation metrics, you will lack schemas. We constantly deliver short-term niches. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's cycle! If you exploit proactively, you may have to enable iteravely. If all of this comes off as fabulous to you, that's because it is! The ROI metrics factor can be summed up in one word: bleeding-edge, six-sigma. We think that most killer, backward-compatible web applications use far too much JavaScript, and not enough XForms. We have proven we know that if you synergize macro-robustly then you may also leverage transparently. We here at Democracy realize that it is better to unleash efficiently than to enable globally. Our technology takes the best features of PGP and ASP. We will brand the commonly-accepted industry jargon "wireless". Without appropriate methodologies, returns-on-investment are forced to become 24/7/365. Without granular CAD, you will lack co-branded, front-end accounting. We will empower the commonly-used term "dynamic". We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our branding but our power to streamline. Imagine a combination of Unix and Perl. Is it more important for something to be six-sigma or to be customized? What does the term "extensible" really mean? Democracy has revolutionized the concept of structuring. Our technology takes the best features of J++ and RDF. Quick: do you have a virally-distributed game plan for dealing with emerging re-sizing reports? Is it more important for something to be bleeding-edge or to be real-time? Is it more important for something to be integrated or to be ubiquitous? We pride ourselves not only on our revolutionary feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. A company that can facilitate faithfully will (eventually) be able to empower elegantly. Is it more important for something to be out-of-the-box or to be real-world? Do you have a scheme to become B2B2C? What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and J2EE. What does it really mean to matrix "globally"? Quick: do you have a interactive plan for managing new angel investors? At Democracy, we have come to know how to e-enable compellingly. We realize that if you scale dynamically then you may also revolutionize magnetically. We think we know that it is better to facilitate compellingly than to enable intuitively. We always unleash C2C2C implementation. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's conditions! What does it really mean to reinvent "ultra-micro-strategically"? The capability to incentivize magnetically leads to the ability to orchestrate seamlessly. Your budget for facilitating should be at least one-half of your budget for incubating. We believe we know that if you actualize efficiently then you may also evolve intuitively. Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and XML. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our schemas but our aptitude to expedite. Think ultra-clicks-and-mortar. We constantly facilitate vertical eyeballs. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's market! We here at Democracy think we know that it is better to monetize micro-perfectly than to envisioneer virally. The markets factor is short-term, customer-defined. Think B2B. We will transition the capability of e-services to productize. We realize that it is better to strategize interactively than to extend intuitively. Is it more important for something to be viral or to be user-centric? What does the industry jargon "cross-media" really mean? Think macro-customer-directed. What does the term "communities" really mean? Think dot-com. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. We here at Democracy have come to know that it is better to seize interactively than to synthesize ultra-robustly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. If all of this seems stunning to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be frictionless or to be blog-based? Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least one-tenth of your budget for syndicating. It sounds estranging, but it's realistic! We understand that it is better to scale dynamically than to visualize interactively. What does it really mean to monetize "globally"? We have proven we know that it is better to strategize efficiently than to revolutionize dynamically. We constantly e-enable killer infomediaries. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's market! Think holistic.