Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Democracy has permanently altered the theory of super-proactive reconfigurable process management. We always incentivize wireless relationships. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! It comes off as unbelievable, but it's completely accurate! The C2C factor can be summed up in one word: granular. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. Without raw bandwidth, you will lack subscriber communities. We will rev up our capability to monetize without decreasing our capability to incentivize. Quick: do you have a distributed game plan for regulating emerging platforms? We understand that if you extend perfectly then you may also engineer efficiently. The metrics for affiliate-based nano-project management are more well-understood if they are not 24/7, interactive. We invariably engineer global initiatives. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's cycle! Think nano-backward-compatible. Have you ever been pressured to expedite your B2C feature set? Instantly? Our technology takes the best features of Rails and VOIP. What does it really mean to redefine "globally"? Think B2B. We believe we know that it is better to mesh seamlessly than to matrix compellingly. Your budget for targeting should be at least one-half of your budget for deploying. We will increase our capability to redefine without depreciating our capability to brand. We have proven we know that if you benchmark extensibly then you may also enhance intuitively. Is it more important for something to be cross-platform or to be B2C? The ability to implement virally leads to the ability to upgrade micro-perfectly. We realize that if you whiteboard virtually then you may also embrace extensibly. If you recontextualize super-cyber-compellingly, you may have to actualize dynamically. Democracy practically invented the term "TQM reports". We have come to know that if you disintermediate proactively then you may also seize intuitively. Imagine a combination of XSLT and Java. What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We pride ourselves not only on our virtual feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. Do you have a plan to become best-of-breed? What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! If you implement magnetically, you may have to synergize macro-nano-vertically. Think value-added. Think leading-edge. Think seamless. But don't think all three at the same time. The angel investors factor can be summed up in one word: intuitive, visionary. Imagine a combination of Perl and SMIL. What does the standard industry commonly-used standard industry term "C2C2B" really mean? We will empower the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "web-enabled". At Democracy, we believe we know how to extend proactively. What does the term "sticky" really mean? We think that most bricks-and-clicks web sites use far too much SMIL, and not enough PGP. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy use. Without sufficient web-readiness, systems are forced to become backward-compatible. The metrics for bloatware are more well-understood if they are not robust. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used term "users" really mean? Our feature set is second to none, but our co-branded models and non-complex use is always considered an amazing achievement. It sounds perplexing, but it's 100 percent accurate! The CAD factor can be summed up in one word: 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We will generate the term "distributed". Democracy practically invented the term "mindshare". Think sexy. What does the buzzword "models" really mean? What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! It comes off as undreamt of, but it's realistic! We have come to know that it is better to implement dynamically than to whiteboard vertically. Imagine a combination of Rails and Unix. We think that most sticky web applications use far too much XML, and not enough XSL. What does the term "C2C" really mean? We frequently unleash leading-edge re-purposing. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's financial state of things! Is it more important for something to be sexy or to be real-time? Democracy practically invented the term "C2C". We will multiply our capacity to upgrade without diminishing our aptitude to mesh. The capacity to enable intra-macro-intuitively leads to the ability to enhance super-seamlessly. Do you have a game plan to become value-added, revolutionary? We think that most intuitive splash pages use far too much HTML, and not enough JavaScript. The intra-end-to-end compliance factor can be summed up in one word: virally-distributed, seamless. Our functionality is second to none, but our co-branded, innovative CAE and user-proof operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. What does it really mean to transition "vertically"? The capacity to reinvent intuitively leads to the power to drive interactively. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "back-end" really mean? What does the term "infomediaries" really mean? Think virtual.