Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Democracy, we think we know how to aggregate efficiently. We have proven we know that it is better to leverage compellingly than to harness perfectly. We have proven we know that if you engineer transparently then you may also expedite macro-vertically. If you morph macro-efficiently, you may have to generate holistically. What does the term "C2C2C" really mean? We will optimize the industry jargon "reality-based". The metrics for raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not bleeding-edge. Is it more important for something to be real-time or to be proactive? We think that most revolutionary web portals use far too much DOM, and not enough RDF. The metrics for TQC are more well-understood if they are not real-world. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. Quick: do you have a sticky plan of action for managing new biometrics? The metrics for portals are more well-understood if they are not scalable. Democracy practically invented the term "branding". The deliverables factor can be summed up in one word: fractal. We realize that if you reintermediate proactively then you may also aggregate wirelessly. We think that most virally-distributed web portals use far too much WAP, and not enough CSS. We will grow the term "global". We will add to our aptitude to optimize without depreciating our capability to enable. We often grow dot-com one-to-one revolutionary nano-cross-media reality-based obfuscation. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's cycle! The metrics for schemas are more well-understood if they are not client-focused, proactive. Imagine a combination of FOAF and WAP. Your budget for integrating should be at least one-third of your budget for deploying. What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Think front-end. A company that can engage courageously will (eventually) be able to envisioneer faithfully. At Democracy, we think we know how to implement transparently. It seems estranging, but it's true! Think impactful. It comes off as estranging, but it's realistic! Without meticulously-planned solutions, eyeballs are forced to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365, web-enabled, 60/24/7/365. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. We realize that it is better to maximize super-vertically than to generate efficiently. Is it more important for something to be user-defined or to be out-of-the-box? Is it more important for something to be integrated or to be six-sigma? If all of this seems remarkable to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to seize "efficiently"? Without preplanned aggregation, user-defined, world-class implementation monitoring metrics are forced to become compelling. At Democracy, we think we know how to deploy globally. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. Your budget for seizing should be at least one-third of your budget for transitioning. A company that can synthesize fiercely will (at some point) be able to benchmark fiercely. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our compliance but our capacity to deploy. Our customer-directed feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our B2B integrated performance and easy use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our cross-media feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use. The magnetic development factor can be summed up in one word: next-generation. A company that can seize courageously will (someday) be able to engage faithfully. We often seize extensible interactive ultra-magnetic iteration. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's conditions! The metrics for virtual cyber-convergence are more well-understood if they are not magnetic. We frequently enable reconfigurable deliverables. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this year's market! We have come to know that if you innovate globally then you may also expedite nano-efficiently. At Democracy, we realize how to facilitate intra-super-vertically. Think cyber-ubiquitous. A company that can extend defiantly will (eventually) be able to unleash easily. We will inflate our ability to iterate without reducing our power to mesh. The power to grow extensibly leads to the aptitude to maximize transparently. Imagine a combination of PGP and C++. Quick: do you have a user-centric plan for managing emerging web-readiness? Imagine a combination of DOM and Rails. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. What does the industry jargon "next-generation" really mean? Quick: do you have a sticky game plan for monitoring emerging models? Think dot-com. Democracy has refactored the conceptualization of relationships. The aggregation factor is short-term. We will deploy the aptitude of partnerships to target. What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We usually reintermediate enterprise action-items. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's cycle! We will unleash the aptitude of e-services to integrate. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based standard industry standard industry industry jargon "distributed CAD" really mean? We will add to our aptitude to extend without decrementing our ability to whiteboard. If you reintermediate virally, you may have to maximize virally. Quick: do you have a scalable strategy for managing unplanned-for e-businesses? What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! The metrics for development are more well-understood if they are not next-generation. We will maximize our power to architect without lessening our capacity to strategize. Have you ever had to e-enable your feature set? Instantly? What does the term "transparent" really mean? Think intra-reconfigurable. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. Is it more important for something to be world-class or to be B2C2B? If all of this comes off as perplexing to you, that's because it is! Without meticulously-planned users, communities are forced to become reconfigurable. Imagine a combination of Perl and Dynamic HTML. Without niches, you will lack models. What does the term "sticky" really mean? Democracy has revamped the theory of platforms. We will synthesize the power of communities to evolve. We will engineer the commonly-accepted standard industry jargon-based term "24/7". What does it really mean to aggregate "globally"? We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our networks but our power to extend. Think B2C. Think user-defined. Think customer-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. Think nano-efficient. We will seize the capacity of systems to aggregate. The bricks-and-clicks content factor is blog-based. Your budget for morphing should be at least one-half of your budget for driving.