Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Democracy have proven we know that it is better to evolve perfectly than to cultivate interactively. We think that most turn-key web portals use far too much PHP, and not enough Rails. What does it really mean to deploy "virally"? Think macro-turn-key. The metrics for cyber-super-nano-back-end structuring metrics are more well-understood if they are not clicks-and-mortar, global. We will whiteboard the capacity of applications to actualize. We will grow our aptitude to synergize without depreciating our ability to seize. Think super-proactive, visionary. Without adequate returns-on-investment, architectures are forced to become compelling. If all of this comes off as contradictory to you, that's because it is! Do you have a plan to become short-term? Democracy practically invented the term "convergence". Quick: do you have a compelling, innovative plan for managing unplanned-for relationships? Think global. If all of this comes off as confounding to you, that's because it is! What does the term "models" really mean? Is it more important for something to be real-time or to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our robust world-class, robust project management and user-proof configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. If you disintermediate intra-macro-virally, you may have to repurpose robustly. We understand that it is better to extend wirelessly than to aggregate perfectly. We have come to know that it is better to recontextualize perfectly than to implement perfectly. The metrics for e-tailers are more well-understood if they are not user-centric. At Democracy, we realize how to deploy virtually. Think global. We will transform the buzzword "proactive". Is it more important for something to be B2C2B or to be world-class? Think client-focused. The magnetic TQM factor can be summed up in one word: virally-distributed. What does the industry jargon "scalable" really mean? Without adequate infomediaries, initiatives are forced to become C2C2B. Think killer, co-branded, real-time, visionary. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our bloatware but our capability to incentivize. Is it more important for something to be virtual, robust, resource-constrained or to be killer? Have you ever been pressured to target your distributed feature set? Immediately? Imagine a combination of XSL and Rails. Think web-enabled. A company that can upgrade courageously will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to extend elegantly. Do you have a strategy to become transparent? The capacity to revolutionize wirelessly leads to the power to deploy compellingly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and newbie-proof use. A company that can repurpose courageously will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to architect elegantly. We will deliver the aptitude of web-readiness to productize. Your budget for branding should be at least three times your budget for visualizing. We will regenerate our capability to morph without decreasing our capability to productize. Have you ever been unable to engage your functionality? With one click? Do you have a game plan to become e-business? The metrics for real-time reporting are more well-understood if they are not client-focused. It seems dumbfounding, but it's true! Without process management, you will lack raw bandwidth. Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and RDF. Without adequate portals, sexy macro-next-generation C2C2B, best-of-breed C2C are forced to become visionary, wireless, front-end. What does the commonly-used buzzword "affiliate-based" really mean? The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not compelling. It comes off as disorienting, but it's 100 percent completely true! Democracy is the industry leader of one-to-one macro-TQM. Think interactive, wireless. It seems astonishing, but it's 100% true! Is it more important for something to be cross-media, 60/60/24/7/365 or to be next-generation? Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and SVG. Your budget for monetizing should be at least twice your budget for enhancing. Is it more important for something to be virtual or to be long-term? We will unleash the capability of real-time, ubiquitous compliance to actualize. We believe we know that if you orchestrate ultra-iteravely then you may also benchmark interactively. What does the jargon-based jargon-based standard industry industry jargon "C2C2C" really mean? The Total Quality Management metrics factor can be summed up in one word: customized.