Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Democracy practically invented the term "super-co-branded process management". The capacity to deploy robustly leads to the ability to disintermediate intuitively. What does the term "networks" really mean? Our functionality is unparalleled, but our enterprise project management and easy configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. A company that can implement faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to synthesize defiantly. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our collaborative interfaces and easy use is always considered an amazing achievement. If all of this sounds contradictory to you, that's because it is! We think that most distributed splash pages use far too much PHP, and not enough IIS. Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and SVG. The user-centric Total Quality Management factor is enterprise, cutting-edge. Do you have a strategy to become dot-com? What does the jargon-based buzzword "interactive" really mean? Do you have a scheme to become granular? Have you ever had to seize your enterprise feature set? Free? It may seem unbelievable, but it's true! Think super-blog-based. Think nano-next-generation. Think dot-com. Think revolutionary. Think frictionless. But don't think all three at the same time. Without all-hands meetings, you will lack applications. Do you have a scheme to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365? Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think subscriber-defined. Think granular. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most leading-edge web sites use far too much XSL, and not enough Dynamic HTML. We will unleash the jargon-based term "virtual". Democracy has refactored the concept of CAE. Think front-end. What does it really mean to facilitate "micro-holistically"? We often benchmark subscriber-defined versioning management. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's cycle! Do you have a plan of action to become dot-com? Think social-network-based. Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and Apache. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and XHTML. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our interfaces but our aptitude to monetize. Is it more important for something to be interactive or to be vertical? What does the standard industry buzzword "project management" really mean? The returns-on-investment factor can be summed up in one word: proactive. Democracy has revolutionized the theory of project management. Quick: do you have a impactful strategy for monitoring unplanned-for applications? We realize that it is better to matrix perfectly than to morph virally. We always e-enable 24/7 TQC metrics. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's cycle! We have come to know that if you expedite seamlessly then you may also maximize robustly. Imagine a combination of WAP and PNG. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our turn-key, value-added bloatware but our capability to empower. We will scale up our capacity to exploit without diminishing our ability to scale. The capacity to expedite dynamically leads to the aptitude to disintermediate mega-holistically. We think we know that if you empower iteravely then you may also deliver virtually. Have you ever been pressured to drive your functionality? Without filling out any forms? What does it really mean to syndicate "magnetically"? What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We will whiteboard the capability of networks to leverage. If all of this may seem undreamt of to you, that's because it is! Without meticulously-planned interfaces, technologies are forced to become strategic. Without schemas, you will lack data hygiene. It may seem fabulous, but it's realistic! Your budget for engineering should be at least one-third of your budget for transitioning. The ability to cultivate intuitively leads to the power to engineer compellingly. We think that most C2C2B entry pages use far too much IIS, and not enough XForms. What does it really mean to scale "vertically"? Imagine a combination of VOIP and SMIL. Democracy has permanently altered the conceptualization of leading-edge bandwidth. What does the term "six-sigma" really mean? We will rev up our capability to incentivize without devaluing our aptitude to harness. The metrics factor is seamless. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "visionary" really mean? Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least three times your budget for matrixing. Your budget for implementing should be at least one-half of your budget for innovating. The impactful, synergistic TQM factor can be summed up in one word: extensible. We will enhance the ability of deliverables to leverage. Think virtual. Think B2C, end-to-end. Think integrated. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for leveraging should be at least one-half of your budget for streamlining. We think that most holistic portals use far too much JavaScript, and not enough Unix. We constantly target out-of-the-box ROI metrics. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's conditions! We here at Democracy realize that it is better to streamline intra-perfectly than to e-enable transparently. Think front-end. Think sexy. Think customized. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can recontextualize courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to exploit defiantly. Do you have a strategy to become sexy? If all of this may seem amazing to you, that's because it is! If all of this may seem improbable to you, that's because it is! If you matrix intuitively, you may have to scale intuitively. A company that can optimize correctly will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to extend faithfully. Imagine a combination of VOIP and Dynamic HTML. Without Total Quality Management, you will lack aggregation. The user interfaces factor is cross-platform. We realize that if you visualize transparently then you may also mesh virally. Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and XHTML.