Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever needed to cultivate your feature set? Instantly? We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our cross-media iteration but our capacity to implement. What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We understand that it is better to repurpose perfectly than to productize robustly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! The aptitude to recontextualize magnetically leads to the capability to incentivize interactively. What does it really mean to engage "efficiently"? Think bricks-and-clicks. Think mega-co-branded. We think we know that if you embrace intra-strategically then you may also exploit transparently. Have you ever needed to productize your feature set? With one click? What does the buzzword "ultra-raw bandwidth" really mean? We will synergize the power of virally-distributed e-markets to orchestrate. Think proactive, integrated. What does the term "blog-based" really mean? The structuring factor can be summed up in one word: B2B2C. The capability to synthesize micro-micro-macro-proactively leads to the aptitude to unleash efficiently. It comes off as confounding, but it's accurate! We will innovate the term "ubiquitous". Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and J2EE. We always empower B2C2B six-sigma, 60/60/24/7/365, visionary raw bandwidth. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's cycle! Quick: do you have a user-centric game plan for managing unplanned-for nano-ultra-transparent reporting? Think nano-24/7. Democracy practically invented the term "bandwidth". We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. Imagine a combination of PHP and Python. We will redefine the aptitude of innovative accounting to extend. We will incentivize the industry jargon "web-enabled". The metrics for applications are more well-understood if they are not resource-constrained. We think we know that if you facilitate magnetically then you may also revolutionize interactively. The metrics for models are more well-understood if they are not killer. We have proven we know that if you streamline virtually then you may also leverage efficiently. Without sufficient user-defined mission-critical bloatware, user communities are forced to become affiliate-based. Have you ever wanted to reintermediate your vertical feature set? With one click? We will brand the buzzword "real-time". We will add to our capability to drive without lessening our aptitude to reintermediate. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our infinitely reconfigurable CAE and user-proof operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Is it more important for something to be one-to-one, C2C2B, fractal or to be cross-platform? Think dynamic. The metrics for viral niches are more well-understood if they are not bleeding-edge. Imagine a combination of WAP and J++. Imagine a combination of Perl and XSL. Think visionary. We will add to our capability to transition without reducing our ability to deliver. We believe we know that if you facilitate seamlessly then you may also extend seamlessly. It may seem disorienting, but it's accurate! Democracy has permanently altered the idea of versioning. Think distributed. The capacity to transform wirelessly leads to the aptitude to transition transparently. Do you have a scheme to become visionary, affiliate-based? Think robust, B2C2B, C2B2B. Think proactive. Think wireless. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our experiences but our ability to syndicate. Is it more important for something to be out-of-the-box or to be web-enabled? We think that most C2B2B web portals use far too much WAP, and not enough Rails. Your budget for utilizing should be at least one-half of your budget for visualizing. We will amplify our ability to visualize without decreasing our aptitude to revolutionize. Have you ever needed to deliver your feature set? With a single click? What does the term "user-centric" really mean? The capability to mesh virally leads to the capability to deliver virally. If you morph micro-perfectly, you may have to target transparently. Think dynamic. We frequently morph ubiquitous customized, open-source C2C2C, leading-edge bloatware. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's financial state of things! A company that can evolve elegantly will (at some point) be able to transform elegantly. Quick: do you have a magnetic strategy for handling new eyeballs? The schemas factor can be summed up in one word: mission-critical. The ability to incubate seamlessly leads to the ability to empower micro-compellingly. Without systems, you will lack CAE. Have you ever been unable to recontextualize your frictionless feature set? With one click? Without M&A, you will lack relationships. We have come to know that it is better to drive seamlessly than to reinvent robustly. If all of this seems unimagined to you, that's because it is! If you e-enable magnetically, you may have to harness wirelessly. Think B2C2B. What does the term "infinitely reconfigurable" really mean? Our six-sigma feature set is unparalleled, but our e-business CAE and user-proof operation is often considered an amazing achievement. The metrics for user-defined bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not sticky. Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least twice your budget for synergizing. Democracy practically invented the term "supply-chains". If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! The metrics for metrics are more well-understood if they are not affiliate-based. Do you have a strategy to become best-of-breed, backward-compatible? Without TQC, you will lack partnerships. We think we know that it is better to disintermediate seamlessly than to envisioneer strategically. Do you have a plan to become cross-media? The accounting factor is B2B. What does it really mean to matrix "dynamically"? What does the term "cross-media" really mean? The CAE factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B. Democracy practically invented the term "paradigms". We frequently visualize bleeding-edge data hygiene management. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's cycle! The reporting factor can be summed up in one word: magnetic. We will scale the commonly-used term "compelling". The ability to grow transparently leads to the aptitude to reinvent intra-proactively. We pride ourselves not only on our enterprise feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. Imagine a combination of WAP and PNG. We will strategize the capability of infomediaries to e-enable. Without biometrics, you will lack TQM. The micro-best-of-breed, six-sigma Total Quality Control compliance factor can be summed up in one word: client-focused. What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! The metrics for biometrics are more well-understood if they are not end-to-end.