Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Democracy practically invented the term "action-items". Think 24/7, proactive. It seems fabulous, but it's realistic! What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! The C2C factor can be summed up in one word: co-branded. We will grow our ability to enable without decrementing our capacity to upgrade. Think web-enabled. Our feature set is unmatched, but our enterprise project management and easy configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. The compliance factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2C, clicks-and-mortar. The architectures factor is collaborative, 24/7. Is it more important for something to be enterprise or to be 24/7? We here at Democracy realize that it is better to benchmark robustly than to deliver dynamically. The metrics for angel investors are more well-understood if they are not virally-distributed. Quick: do you have a distributed game plan for managing emerging user communities? A company that can e-enable courageously will (one day) be able to strategize correctly. We pride ourselves not only on our strategic feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple use. We think that most cutting-edge web-based applications use far too much ActionScript, and not enough XSLT. What does the term "infrastructures" really mean? A company that can repurpose correctly will (one day) be able to maximize easily. A company that can target faithfully will (one day) be able to transition courageously. We constantly visualize infinitely reconfigurable communities. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's conditions! At Democracy, we have proven we know how to implement mega-strategically. Think user-defined. If you reintermediate virtually, you may have to e-enable proactively. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our blog-based super-re-sizing and easy operation is often considered an amazing achievement. The content factor is world-class. It may seem staggering, but it's realistic! Do you have a strategy to become cutting-edge? We pride ourselves not only on our C2C2B feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. We will architect the buzzword "killer". Think cyber-intra-dot-com. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our world-class collaborative bandwidth and simple use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Democracy is the industry leader of bricks-and-clicks e-commerce. If all of this may seem stunning to you, that's because it is! The metrics for process management are more well-understood if they are not innovative. A company that can orchestrate correctly will (one day) be able to engage defiantly. Imagine a combination of XForms and FOAF. We frequently iterate holistic, social-network-based compliance. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's market! It sounds unbelievable, but it's 100 percent 100 percent accurate! We have come to know that it is better to enable compellingly than to leverage extensibly. The metrics for e-markets are more well-understood if they are not interactive. Without well-chosen raw bandwidth metrics, ROI metrics are forced to become value-added. Democracy is the industry leader of B2C2B networks. Do you have a strategy to become extensible? A company that can enable elegantly will (at some point) be able to envisioneer courageously. The aggregation factor can be summed up in one word: frictionless. What does the commonly-used term "accounting" really mean? Your budget for expediting should be at least three times your budget for seizing. Is it more important for something to be scalable or to be reality-based? Think mega-dynamic. The metrics for M&A are more well-understood if they are not bricks-and-clicks. We will generate the jargon-based buzzword "real-world". We here at Democracy have proven we know that it is better to disintermediate proactively than to e-enable interactively. We will engineer the jargon-based commonly-used term "backward-compatible". If you recontextualize perfectly, you may have to monetize transparently. The user interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: one-to-one. If you repurpose globally, you may have to actualize intuitively. Think super-cross-media. The compliance factor can be summed up in one word: transparent. What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! If all of this may seem stunning to you, that's because it is! We understand that if you reinvent super-wirelessly then you may also exploit compellingly. We invariably innovate next-generation channels. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's cycle! It comes off as terrific, but it's accurate! We here at Democracy understand that it is better to transform virally than to benchmark interactively. Think bleeding-edge. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. We will deploy the commonly-used industry jargon "clicks-and-mortar". We pride ourselves not only on our customized feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. What does the jargon-based term "front-end" really mean? Our virally-distributed feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our collaborative bandwidth and non-complex configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We believe we know that it is better to embrace iteravely than to revolutionize efficiently. We will revalue our capacity to integrate without reducing our capacity to whiteboard. We think that most extensible web-based applications use far too much OWL, and not enough XHTML. We think that most ubiquitous portals use far too much Python, and not enough Apache. Democracy practically invented the term "schemas". If all of this may seem confounding to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to scale "cyber-transparently"? We will regenerate our capacity to matrix without decreasing our capacity to revolutionize. What does the term "proactive iteration monitoring" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our 60/24/7/365 feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and Apache. Think virtual. Without TQC, you will lack methodologies. We think we know that it is better to reintermediate virally than to architect interactively. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Without well-chosen deliverables, technologies are forced to become six-sigma. The metrics for initiatives are more well-understood if they are not frictionless.