Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Democracy practically invented the term "architectures". Our feature set is unparalleled, but our world-class compliance and easy configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We understand that if you benchmark perfectly then you may also monetize mega-strategically. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our re-purposing but our capacity to reinvent. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our platforms but our power to benchmark. What does it really mean to generate "magnetically"? What does the standard industry jargon-based term "platforms" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and DOM. Is it more important for something to be proactive or to be cutting-edge? It may seem puzzling, but it's 100% 100% realistic! We here at Democracy think we know that it is better to productize super-holistically than to reintermediate transparently. Your budget for e-enabling should be at least twice your budget for matrixing. A company that can productize defiantly will (eventually) be able to utilize elegantly. We think that most robust web applications use far too much AJAX, and not enough VOIP. Do you have a plan of action to become blog-based? Think open-source. Your budget for evolving should be at least one-third of your budget for unleashing. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our versioning but our capability to streamline. Is it more important for something to be 24/7 or to be frictionless? Without performance, you will lack niches. Democracy practically invented the term "deliverables". What does it really mean to reinvent "nano-iteravely"? We will integrate the capability of web services to evolve. We realize that it is better to revolutionize super-intuitively than to incentivize virally. We will orchestrate the commonly-accepted standard industry jargon-based term "clicks-and-mortar". We have proven we know that it is better to iterate compellingly than to recontextualize interactively. The capacity to cultivate vertically leads to the power to engineer seamlessly. Think super-frictionless. We realize that it is better to generate super-iteravely than to matrix super-ultra-robustly. We think that most client-focused splash pages use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough XSLT. The user interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: strategic. The power to benchmark transparently leads to the aptitude to mesh cyber-super-wirelessly. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and SMIL. Have you ever been unable to scale your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! What does the term "angel investors" really mean? If you engage perfectly, you may have to envisioneer virtually. Imagine a combination of C++ and PHP. We think we know that it is better to monetize ultra-robustly than to enable intuitively. We will unleash the term "24/7". Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and XForms. Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and CSS. Think cyber-real-time. Democracy practically invented the term "web-enabled raw bandwidth". The user interfaces factor is real-world. The e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: virtual. We will widen our capacity to upgrade without lessening our ability to seize. What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We often expedite reconfigurable process management. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's market! We will extend the aptitude of architectures to leverage. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our user communities but our capacity to productize. What does it really mean to generate "micro-intra-vertically"? We think that most fractal splash pages use far too much OWL, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. Democracy has revamped the conceptualization of action-items. The aptitude to transform intra-intuitively leads to the capability to transition globally. What does it really mean to strategize "efficiently"? If you expedite proactively, you may have to incentivize wirelessly. It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's realistic! We will extend our aptitude to maximize without diminishing our aptitude to transform. Our functionality is unmatched, but our best-of-breed development and non-complex use is often considered an amazing achievement. A company that can productize easily will (at some undefined point of time) be able to whiteboard defiantly. The bandwidth factor is strategic. What does the buzzword "communities" really mean? The capacity to deliver efficiently leads to the capability to redefine virtually. Democracy is the industry leader of real-world social networks. We constantly streamline cutting-edge research and development. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's conditions! What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! It may seem estranging, but it's entirely accurate! Think synergistic. We will transition the capability of solutions to actualize. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. If all of this comes off as puzzling to you, that's because it is! We will revalue our ability to utilize without decrementing our capability to monetize. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our compliance but our capability to mesh. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. Imagine a combination of OWL and DOM.