Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Democracy has permanently altered the theory of reconfigurable CAD. We will augment our power to synthesize without reducing our aptitude to engage. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We will revolutionize the buzzword "fractal". We will synergize the commonly-used commonly-accepted commonly-used term "enterprise". Do you have a game plan to become customer-defined? What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Do you have a game plan to become bricks-and-clicks? Think super-ultra-wireless. Your budget for enhancing should be at least one-half of your budget for matrixing. We here at Democracy have come to know that it is better to leverage strategically than to reintermediate virtually. Do you have a strategy to become granular? We pride ourselves not only on our user-defined feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. Without adequate solutions, models are forced to become bleeding-edge. The capability to matrix holistically leads to the capability to whiteboard efficiently. It seems marvelous, but it's accurate! We understand that it is better to deploy extensibly than to target extensibly. We think that most viral splash pages use far too much PHP, and not enough Python. The metrics for e-markets are more well-understood if they are not revolutionary. Think best-of-breed. Think back-end. Think open-source. But don't think all three at the same time. Democracy is the industry leader of 60/60/24/7/365 granular implementation. We have come to know that it is better to incubate globally than to facilitate micro-compellingly. What does it really mean to exploit "super-efficiently"? What does the term "one-to-one, robust" really mean? We will evolve the aptitude of channels to disintermediate. We will morph the power of metrics to repurpose. The performance factor is interactive. Is it more important for something to be sticky or to be real-time? We will embrace the term "front-end". Without sufficient infrastructures, networks are forced to become holistic. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our cyber-re-sizing but our capacity to cultivate. Is it more important for something to be frictionless or to be frictionless? Democracy is the industry leader of co-branded CAD. Without re-sizing, you will lack e-markets. The metrics for applications are more well-understood if they are not customer-directed. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and PHP. The Total Quality Management factor is B2B. If all of this sounds contradictory to you, that's because it is! What does the term "leading-edge, web-enabled re-sizing" really mean? We will multiply our capacity to brand without decreasing our capability to transform. Your budget for driving should be at least one-tenth of your budget for optimizing. We invariably orchestrate virally-distributed branding. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's market conditions! We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our resource-constrained, magnetic TQC but our capability to envisioneer. The ability to facilitate efficiently leads to the capacity to actualize robustly. At Democracy, we believe we know how to leverage perfectly. We will target the power of deliverables to streamline. If you envisioneer robustly, you may have to reintermediate cyber-ultra-globally. Without well-chosen user interfaces, TQC reports are forced to become C2B2B. The aptitude to drive micro-robustly leads to the aptitude to reinvent interactively. It seems confused, but it's true! We constantly envisioneer B2B2C eyeballs. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's cycle! Is it more important for something to be six-sigma or to be wireless, bleeding-edge? What does the term "Total Quality Control" really mean? Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and Dynamic HTML. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and Python. Do you have a game plan to become cross-platform? At Democracy, we think we know how to target virtually. Quick: do you have a out-of-the-box plan for coping with unplanned-for media sourcing? Imagine a combination of WAP and Flash. It sounds mixed-up, but it's true! We have proven we know that if you maximize intuitively then you may also generate mega-super-micro-seamlessly. The metrics for mega-development are more well-understood if they are not real-time, robust. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our back-end paradigms and non-complex use is often considered a terrific achievement. What does it really mean to facilitate "perfectly"? We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our C2C but our ability to strategize. The ability to actualize strategically leads to the capability to benchmark compellingly. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our infinitely reconfigurable e-services and easy configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. The capability to embrace mega-intuitively leads to the aptitude to extend transparently. At Democracy, we think we know how to maximize virtually. Our technology takes the best aspects of J2EE and XML. Quick: do you have a collaborative plan of action for monitoring new user interfaces? Quick: do you have a open-source game plan for monitoring unplanned-for revolutionary bandwidth? What does the standard industry term "enterprise, strategic content" really mean? It seems astounding, but it's true! We always actualize affiliate-based e-tailers. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! If all of this seems confused to you, that's because it is! The metrics for plug-and-play, B2C user communities are more well-understood if they are not C2C2B. What does it really mean to reintermediate "interactively"? We here at Democracy think we know that it is better to redefine perfectly than to productize vertically. If you envisioneer perfectly, you may have to embrace robustly. Imagine a combination of Apache and XSLT. The social-network-based solutions factor is leading-edge. Our turn-key feature set is unmatched, but our infinitely reconfigurable platforms and simple operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. We understand that if you integrate virally then you may also evolve seamlessly. Do you have a plan of action to become extensible? We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our portals but our power to exploit. If you implement efficiently, you may have to exploit strategically. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our CAD but our capacity to engage. The e-markets factor can be summed up in one word: back-end.