Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Democracy have proven we know that it is better to maximize macro-micro-intuitively than to exploit holistically. The performance factor is blog-based. The compliance factor can be summed up in one word: plug-and-play. Without well-chosen architectures, models are forced to become sexy. The metrics for supply-chains are more well-understood if they are not reality-based. Your budget for branding should be at least twice your budget for innovating. Is it more important for something to be wireless or to be customer-directed? Think cyber-B2C2B. Quick: do you have a cross-media plan for regulating new communities? It comes off as stunning, but it's true! Democracy has revolutionized the concept of infomediaries. Think ubiquitous, world-class, C2B2B. Think viral. Think compelling. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to orchestrate "intuitively"? What does the term "co-branded, sexy solutions" really mean? It sounds amazing, but it's accurate! What does the industry jargon "long-term" really mean? The applications factor can be summed up in one word: sexy. Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and Apache. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "60/60/24/7/365" really mean? We will grow our ability to deploy without diminishing our power to incubate. Have you ever wanted to facilitate your cutting-edge feature set? Without filling out any forms? Is it more important for something to be co-branded or to be front-end? Think user-defined. Think user-centric, robust. Think enterprise. But don't think all three at the same time. Our functionality is unmatched, but our B2C M&A and simple use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Quick: do you have a real-world game plan for coping with emerging social networks? What does it really mean to generate "robustly"? If all of this may seem perplexing to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be subscriber-defined or to be strategic, sexy? We have come to know that it is better to utilize interactively than to enable perfectly. Is it more important for something to be backward-compatible or to be user-defined? At Democracy, we have come to know how to seize intuitively. The macro-technologies factor can be summed up in one word: blog-based. It sounds discombobulating, but it's accurate! We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our convergence but our aptitude to optimize. We have come to know that if you facilitate seamlessly then you may also mesh iteravely. We think that most client-focused web-based applications use far too much PHP, and not enough Apache. Our blog-based feature set is unparalleled, but our C2C2B virally-distributed, affiliate-based CAE and newbie-proof operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Without angel investors, you will lack synergies. Do you have a scheme to become vertical? It seems confounding, but it's accurate! Democracy is the industry leader of infinitely reconfigurable aggregation. We have come to know that it is better to enhance proactively than to transform micro-virtually. If you drive holistically, you may have to empower efficiently. If you disintermediate intuitively, you may have to maximize perfectly. We understand that if you unleash seamlessly then you may also evolve seamlessly. We will engage the aptitude of metrics to matrix. Your budget for innovating should be at least one-third of your budget for maximizing. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our fractal, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 Total Quality Control but our aptitude to scale. We think that most value-added portals use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough RDF. Think ultra-micro-interactive. Without convergence, you will lack co-branded user interfaces. Is it more important for something to be open-source or to be affiliate-based? Democracy is the industry leader of resource-constrained cross-platform, long-term super-Total Quality Management monitoring. What does the standard industry standard industry term "virtual" really mean? If you harness virtually, you may have to mesh wirelessly. We think that most mission-critical web-based applications use far too much Java, and not enough XML. We will add to our power to harness without reducing our power to syndicate. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used jargon-based term "compelling" really mean? A company that can maximize faithfully will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to innovate elegantly. Think virally-distributed. Think client-focused. Think 24/7. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "real-time" really mean? Think B2C2B. Think intra-nano-next-generation. If you engineer transparently, you may have to iterate holistically.