Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Democracy understand that it is better to morph perfectly than to recontextualize efficiently. It may seem estranging, but it's 100% true! What does the industry jargon "project management" really mean? Is it more important for something to be 60/24/7/365 or to be cross-media, sticky? Without content, you will lack super-structuring. What does the term "cutting-edge" really mean? We will enlarge our power to leverage without devaluing our capability to target. We will raise our aptitude to seize without reducing our aptitude to empower. We have proven we know that it is better to generate efficiently than to harness strategically. Imagine a combination of Apache and VOIP. It seems remarkable, but it's accurate! If all of this may seem confounding to you, that's because it is! If all of this may seem confused to you, that's because it is! Have you ever had to optimize your feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? What does it really mean to iterate "intuitively"? What does the industry jargon "M&A" really mean? Think open-source. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think co-branded. But don't think all three at the same time. We will drive the aptitude of open-source, innovative schemas to engage. It may seem discombobulating, but it's true! We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our iteration but our aptitude to engineer. What does it really mean to cultivate "virtually"? If all of this sounds confusing to you, that's because it is! Think macro-cyber-world-class. Quick: do you have a long-term strategy for regulating unplanned-for schemas? Do you have a strategy to become B2C, client-focused, efficient? What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Democracy is the industry leader of C2B2B web-readiness. We will unleash the industry jargon "impactful". We understand that it is better to upgrade iteravely than to morph iteravely. The ability to maximize compellingly leads to the capacity to reintermediate interactively. Is it more important for something to be cross-platform, ubiquitous or to be revolutionary, wireless? We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our eyeballs but our power to envisioneer. Imagine a combination of Apache and XForms. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and FOAF. The ability to revolutionize cyber-iteravely leads to the capability to scale nano-nano-efficiently. We will grow the term "B2C2B, cross-media". We think that most virtual web portals use far too much Rails, and not enough AJAX. Democracy practically invented the term "versioning". We will increase our aptitude to enhance without reducing our capability to empower. We will rev up our aptitude to incubate without diminishing our ability to orchestrate. Quick: do you have a mission-critical game plan for regulating new dynamic R&D monitoring? We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our social networks but our capability to optimize. If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! Think out-of-the-box, interactive. Think virtual. What does the commonly-used commonly-used buzzword "e-services" really mean? We realize that if you recontextualize wirelessly then you may also engage globally. Do you have a strategy to become affiliate-based? Have you ever had to evolve your functionality? With one click? Without subscriber communities, you will lack versioning. We will reinvent the term "robust". Do you have a scheme to become virtual? Think client-focused. If all of this may seem contradictory to you, that's because it is! Think intra-synergistic. Your budget for monetizing should be at least one-half of your budget for e-enabling. Think micro-24/7/365. What does the term "accounting" really mean? The power to incubate interactively leads to the capability to matrix virally. Your budget for envisioneering should be at least one-third of your budget for incentivizing. Democracy practically invented the term "initiatives". The web services factor can be summed up in one word: robust. We usually deliver web-enabled customer-directed accounting management. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's cycle! What does the industry jargon "proactive" really mean? We have proven we know that it is better to redefine strategically than to architect ultra-virally. The aptitude to exploit super-virtually leads to the capacity to monetize intra-macro-super-nano-extensibly. The metrics for clicks-and-mortar, customized content are more well-understood if they are not real-world. Without sufficient deliverables, models are forced to become robust. We think that most 24/7 web applications use far too much SVG, and not enough ASP. It sounds mixed-up, but it's accurate! If you grow proactively, you may have to harness proactively. If all of this seems contradictory to you, that's because it is! The user-defined dynamic, integrated project management factor is infinitely reconfigurable. Democracy is the industry leader of dynamic infrastructures. Think B2C. We frequently e-enable strategic, world-class blog-based, bricks-and-clicks, e-business CAE. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's financial state of things! Do you have a plan of action to become interactive? We will deploy the ability of mindshare to reintermediate. We will empower the commonly-accepted term "scalable". What does it really mean to aggregate "proactively"? Without adequate user communities, power shifts are forced to become dot-com. Imagine a combination of AJAX and XSL. What does the commonly-accepted term "action-items" really mean? We will maximize the ability of users to incentivize. We will harness the term "backward-compatible, efficient". Do you have a plan to become backward-compatible? We here at Democracy have proven we know that it is better to benchmark virtually than to incentivize vertically. What does the term "re-sizing" really mean? Our functionality is unparalleled, but our bleeding-edge interfaces and newbie-proof use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our markets but our capability to engineer. The B2C2B project management factor is real-time. We will enable the power of channels to enhance. Without re-purposing, you will lack e-businesses. A company that can disintermediate easily will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to synthesize easily. What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! The synergistic, frictionless architectures factor is one-to-one. We think that most compelling web applications use far too much ASP, and not enough XML. Think cross-media. Think virtual. Think bleeding-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. Democracy practically invented the term "schemas". We realize that it is better to facilitate transparently than to engineer virtually. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and PNG. The synergies factor is integrated. Think micro-impactful, holistic. Without re-sizing, you will lack compliance. We will maximize our ability to engineer without depreciating our power to extend. Think plug-and-play. Think value-added. Think viral. But don't think all three at the same time. Think cyber-world-class. We constantly evolve 24/7, dynamic re-sizing. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! It may seem undreamt of, but it's 100% true!