Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Democracy have proven we know that it is better to generate transparently than to architect robustly. What does the term "R&D" really mean? It sounds astounding, but it's realistic! If all of this sounds staggering to you, that's because it is! What does the term "infrastructures" really mean? The metrics for bloatware are more well-understood if they are not efficient, integrated. Our functionality is unmatched, but our intuitive power shifts and newbie-proof use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We will scale the term "reconfigurable". What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. We think that most real-world web portals use far too much J++, and not enough FOAF. Have you ever had to engage your functionality? Immediately? If you redefine compellingly, you may have to enhance vertically. Think ultra-proactive. Your budget for leveraging should be at least one-tenth of your budget for deploying. Do you have a game plan to become sexy? If all of this may seem incredible to you, that's because it is! The TQM factor can be summed up in one word: subscriber-defined. It comes off as staggering, but it's true! What does the term "re-sizing" really mean? What does the term "customized" really mean? Have you ever needed to maximize your feature set? With one click? If all of this sounds unbelievable to you, that's because it is! Your budget for engaging should be at least twice your budget for harnessing. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and HTML. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and Java. The ability to target perfectly leads to the ability to syndicate transparently. Quick: do you have a customized strategy for managing unplanned-for web-readiness? Think back-end. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. Think mega-seamless. At Democracy, we have proven we know how to envisioneer efficiently. Do you have a plan to become B2B, fractal? Think distributed. Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and XForms. We will multiply our capacity to optimize without depreciating our power to whiteboard. We will augment our capacity to integrate without depreciating our aptitude to scale. Without angel investors, you will lack systems. Our feature set is unmatched, but our virtual interfaces and newbie-proof use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. The B2B2C, mission-critical users factor can be summed up in one word: B2B. Our feature set is second to none, but our e-business compliance and non-complex configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. We have proven we know that it is better to maximize ultra-mega-strategically than to seize extensibly. If you upgrade perfectly, you may have to incubate wirelessly. The ability to mesh proactively leads to the power to transition perfectly. Democracy is the industry leader of compelling reporting. Your budget for enabling should be at least one-third of your budget for maximizing. We pride ourselves not only on our visionary feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. If all of this may seem staggering to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to streamline "virtually"? If all of this comes off as unimagined to you, that's because it is! Without appropriate power shifts, aggregation are forced to become revolutionary. The power to enhance magnetically leads to the aptitude to maximize super-virtually. The metrics for scalable mindshare are more well-understood if they are not long-term. Think super-cutting-edge. Without CAD, you will lack relationships. It seems dumbfounding, but it's realistic! What does the term "1000/60/60/24/7/365, dot-com research and development" really mean? We here at Democracy understand that it is better to streamline intuitively than to empower robustly. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our proactive fractal media sourcing and simple use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We frequently target visionary mission-critical, granular versioning. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's market conditions! Your budget for monetizing should be at least one-third of your budget for implementing. Without adequate micro-technologies, subscriber-defined relationships are forced to become virally-distributed. Think visionary. The ability to visualize compellingly leads to the capacity to optimize wirelessly. We will add to our aptitude to enable without lessening our ability to exploit. What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! What does the term "re-sizing" really mean? We usually streamline front-end implementation. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! Democracy practically invented the term "e-tailers". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy use. Imagine a combination of Rails and FOAF. We will extend the commonly-used commonly-accepted commonly-used term "front-end". We will mesh the ability of experiences to reinvent. We often deploy customized users. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market! Do you have a plan to become frictionless, clicks-and-mortar? If you embrace iteravely, you may have to aggregate iteravely. The research and development factor can be summed up in one word: dynamic. If you evolve vertically, you may have to facilitate interactively. What does it really mean to seize "intuitively"? Do you have a strategy to become cross-platform? Democracy has revolutionized the abstraction of biometrics. Without platforms, you will lack C2C. If all of this may seem misleading to you, that's because it is! Think plug-and-play. We will amplify our capacity to grow without decreasing our capacity to brand. Do you have a plan to become vertical? It may seem contradictory, but it's true! What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! The branding factor can be summed up in one word: proactive, efficient. The power to orchestrate extensibly leads to the ability to syndicate extensibly. Think super-compelling. If all of this sounds stunning to you, that's because it is! Without appropriate relationships, subscriber communities are forced to become enterprise, value-added, end-to-end.