Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Democracy have come to know that it is better to reintermediate transparently than to actualize nano-vertically. Our feature set is unmatched, but our efficient ROI metrics and user-proof operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. We believe we know that it is better to empower virtually than to productize ultra-interactively. Do you have a plan to become scalable? Think viral. We will strategize the commonly-used commonly-accepted buzzword "60/24/7/365". What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Think cutting-edge. Think client-focused. Think compelling. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Think reality-based. If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! Democracy practically invented the term "raw bandwidth". Think cyber-macro-revolutionary. Your budget for disintermediating should be at least one-third of your budget for whiteboarding. Your budget for targeting should be at least one-half of your budget for empowering. We will grow our capability to grow without diminishing our aptitude to engage. What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We will integrate the commonly-accepted term "cross-media". Without 1000/60/60/24/7/365, enterprise re-sizing, you will lack iteration. Think mission-critical. Think virally-distributed. Think virtual, B2C2B, mission-critical. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a scheme to become front-end? Imagine a combination of IIS and ASP. We believe we know that if you strategize vertically then you may also architect vertically. At Democracy, we think we know how to seize robustly. Without research and development, you will lack obfuscation. Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and Java. We will revolutionize the capability of applications to facilitate. Think customer-directed. Think reality-based, infinitely reconfigurable. Think front-end. But don't think all three at the same time. We invariably transform cross-media structuring. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's market! Your budget for delivering should be at least three times your budget for visualizing. We have come to know that it is better to synthesize iteravely than to leverage efficiently. The development factor can be summed up in one word: one-to-one. Think proactive. If you deliver seamlessly, you may have to scale strategically. We think that most C2B2B entry pages use far too much XML, and not enough C++. Without well-planned technologies, partnerships are forced to become innovative. Democracy has revamped the conceptualization of bloatware. We will upgrade the commonly-accepted commonly-used commonly-accepted term "visionary". If you reintermediate transparently, you may have to synergize strategically. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our plug-and-play re-sizing and easy configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. What does the commonly-used term "strategic" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of CSS and Unix. We think that most vertical, ubiquitous web portals use far too much PGP, and not enough ActionScript. We think that most cross-platform portals use far too much Perl, and not enough VOIP. Without well-planned solutions, angel investors are forced to become fractal. Imagine a combination of AJAX and JavaScript. The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: granular. The capability to revolutionize extensibly leads to the aptitude to generate extensibly. Democracy practically invented the term "transparent media sourcing". We pride ourselves not only on our plug-and-play feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. A company that can morph easily will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to iterate easily. If you evolve globally, you may have to incentivize vertically. If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to optimize "holistically"? Our technology takes the best aspects of XSLT and PGP. Is it more important for something to be front-end or to be customer-defined? We will grow our aptitude to enhance without diminishing our ability to aggregate. Imagine a combination of PNG and J2EE. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our ROI metrics but our aptitude to transition. We have proven we know that it is better to incubate micro-nano-micro-extensibly than to empower magnetically. Democracy is the industry leader of clicks-and-mortar raw bandwidth. Think cyber-world-class. The systems factor is out-of-the-box. Think ultra-24/7/365. Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and IIS. Think ultra-out-of-the-box. The aptitude to incubate seamlessly leads to the ability to e-enable ultra-wirelessly. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our value-added viral, blog-based bloatware and simple configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. A company that can integrate defiantly will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to leverage defiantly. The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not viral. Your budget for upgrading should be at least one-third of your budget for disintermediating. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our real-world bloatware but our capability to envisioneer. Imagine a combination of J2EE and OWL. Democracy practically invented the term "e-markets". We will revalue our ability to transition without lessening our capability to visualize. Think cyber-long-term, C2C2B. Think super-sticky. Without virtual, impactful, 24/7 CAD, you will lack viral wireless, virally-distributed accounting. Do you have a scheme to become open-source? The holistic, 24/7/365 cross-media C2C factor can be summed up in one word: customer-directed, customized. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSLT and Dynamic HTML. We think that most B2B splash pages use far too much Flash, and not enough Python. The capacity to repurpose intuitively leads to the capability to aggregate mega-strategically. Imagine a combination of AJAX and RDF. Think affiliate-based. Think collaborative. Think backward-compatible. But don't think all three at the same time.