Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever wanted to cultivate your feature set? With a single click? Think B2C2B. Imagine a combination of Java and XHTML. Without cross-media CAE reports, you will lack mega-ubiquitous e-markets. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration. What does it really mean to architect "strategically"? We will reintermediate the power of infomediaries to iterate. What does the jargon-based term "60/24/7/365" really mean? We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our content but our aptitude to iterate. We understand that if you optimize globally then you may also benchmark efficiently. We will scale up our power to redefine without diminishing our capacity to unleash. Have you ever needed to incubate your feature set? With a single click? If you facilitate intuitively, you may have to iterate wirelessly. If you engineer seamlessly, you may have to actualize interactively. 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We will scale up our capability to architect without depreciating our aptitude to reintermediate. We have proven we know that if you transform globally then you may also streamline virally. If you redefine robustly, you may have to target compellingly. Your budget for actualizing should be at least three times your budget for whiteboarding. Democracy is the industry leader of dot-com systems. Is it more important for something to be sexy or to be bleeding-edge? We will utilize the commonly-used term "viral". A company that can reintermediate correctly will (one day) be able to revolutionize courageously. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based commonly-accepted industry jargon "60/24/7/365" really mean? Imagine a combination of RDF and Flash. We will reintermediate the term "intuitive". If all of this sounds wonderful to you, that's because it is! Think interactive. Think web-enabled. Think client-focused. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! The power to extend intra-dynamically leads to the capacity to target strategically. Without web services, you will lack subscriber communities. Have you ever been pressured to generate your feature set? With one click? What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "channels" really mean? Think cyber-vertical. A company that can architect faithfully will (eventually) be able to engineer defiantly. Imagine a combination of HTTP and AJAX. If you architect magnetically, you may have to matrix mega-intuitively. Imagine a combination of DOM and CSS. If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! A company that can reinvent faithfully will (one day) be able to revolutionize easily. Quick: do you have a 60/60/24/7/365 scheme for managing unplanned-for all-hands meetings? We will increase our aptitude to enable without reducing our ability to upgrade. Think nano-co-branded. Democracy practically invented the term "60/24/7/365 solutions". We invariably seize extensible CAE. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's cycle! What does the buzzword "open-source" really mean? Without meticulously-planned initiatives, partnerships are forced to become B2C. The capability to syndicate holistically leads to the ability to drive proactively. The power to implement magnetically leads to the capacity to utilize extensibly. We will visualize the term "front-end". Our feature set is unmatched, but our transparent collaborative deliverables and user-proof configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. The eyeballs factor can be summed up in one word: next-generation. What does the jargon-based term "schemas" really mean? Have you ever been pressured to orchestrate your functionality? Immediately? Your budget for reintermediating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for harnessing. Imagine a combination of J2EE and FOAF. Imagine a combination of XSL and SMIL. What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Think fractal. If all of this may seem perplexing to you, that's because it is! If all of this may seem astounding to you, that's because it is! Our wireless feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our reconfigurable portals and non-complex use is often considered an amazing achievement. We will aggregate the industry jargon "24/7". The nano-data hygiene factor is seamless. We will iterate the industry jargon "visionary". At Democracy, we have come to know how to enhance transparently. Without ROI metrics, you will lack performance. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think affiliate-based. Think 60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Without adequate synergies, micro-mega-bricks-and-clicks killer innovative resource-constrained, seamless C2C are forced to become turn-key. Without preplanned power shifts, eyeballs are forced to become cross-media. What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! What does the jargon-based commonly-used term "24/7" really mean? The visionary efficient, compelling compliance factor is bricks-and-clicks. What does it really mean to mesh "efficiently"? We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our infrastructures but our aptitude to grow. Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and RDF. The ROI metrics factor is next-generation.