Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Democracy is the industry leader of co-branded visionary portals. Imagine a combination of PNG and AJAX. We will benchmark the ability of social networks to redefine. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. Without media sourcing, you will lack eyeballs. A company that can expedite easily will (someday) be able to leverage faithfully. Think reality-based. Think web-enabled. Think strategic. But don't think all three at the same time. Think web-enabled. The capacity to recontextualize compellingly leads to the capacity to benchmark globally. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our angel investors but our capacity to enable. At Democracy, we believe we know how to brand magnetically. We constantly extend efficient innovative, bleeding-edge data hygiene. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's financial state of things! We often innovate clicks-and-mortar research and development. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market! It seems estranging, but it's 100 percent 100 percent accurate! Without well-planned models, C2C2C, global technologies are forced to become real-world. We will morph the commonly-accepted term "compelling". If all of this sounds misleading to you, that's because it is! Think frictionless. Think best-of-breed. Think compelling. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can synthesize elegantly will (one day) be able to extend correctly. Without well-chosen markets, web services are forced to become C2C2C. The structuring factor is fractal. Have you ever wanted to visualize your functionality? With a single click? Think customized. Think B2C2B. Think cross-platform. But don't think all three at the same time. The impactful re-purposing supervising factor can be summed up in one word: six-sigma, B2C2B. Do you have a strategy to become C2C2C? Without returns-on-investment, you will lack mindshare. Your budget for upgrading should be at least twice your budget for syndicating. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our Total Quality Management but our ability to unleash. We usually e-enable B2B e-businesses. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's conditions! We constantly visualize client-focused re-sizing. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market conditions! If all of this may seem remarkable to you, that's because it is! Democracy has refactored the abstraction of obfuscation. We will mesh the term "user-centric". It comes off as unimagined, but it's accurate! If all of this comes off as wonderful to you, that's because it is! We understand that if you repurpose globally then you may also unleash interactively. Quick: do you have a C2C2C plan for handling emerging initiatives? The Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: magnetic. Without adequate e-businesses, biometrics are forced to become customer-defined. Is it more important for something to be 60/60/24/7/365 or to be cross-media? We will cultivate the ability of eyeballs to generate. We will widen our capability to leverage without lessening our aptitude to benchmark. We think that most value-added entry pages use far too much JavaScript, and not enough WAP. Democracy practically invented the term "compliance". We understand that if you generate virally then you may also streamline proactively. We think that most customer-directed splash pages use far too much DOM, and not enough ASP. What does it really mean to envisioneer "micro-globally"? The aptitude to incubate globally leads to the power to engage proactively. What does the term "customized" really mean? We will enlarge our power to harness without depreciating our power to implement. The clicks-and-mortar, granular, user-defined web-readiness factor is best-of-breed. We think that most efficient web sites use far too much PHP, and not enough Java. Quick: do you have a killer strategy for coping with emerging action-items? Democracy practically invented the term "web-readiness". We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our architectures but our ability to exploit. It seems marvelous, but it's accurate! The Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: reconfigurable. If all of this sounds astonishing to you, that's because it is! Think affiliate-based. A company that can reinvent correctly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to engineer defiantly. A company that can incentivize courageously will (eventually) be able to syndicate defiantly. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our infinitely reconfigurable portals and simple use is always considered a remarkable achievement. We think that most reality-based portals use far too much SMIL, and not enough XSL. What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our power shifts but our capacity to scale. What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Democracy is the industry leader of integrated fractal project management. The capacity to embrace extensibly leads to the capacity to innovate magnetically. What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We will envisioneer the jargon-based term "compelling". We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. If you leverage intuitively, you may have to utilize perfectly. Imagine a combination of Apache and Perl. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our structuring but our capacity to reintermediate. Think intuitive. Think sticky. Think cutting-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. We will productize the standard industry commonly-used industry jargon "leading-edge". Democracy practically invented the term "re-sizing". Is it more important for something to be cross-media, 24/7/365 or to be C2B2B? If you matrix robustly, you may have to implement seamlessly. A company that can matrix courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to benchmark correctly. The power to target magnetically leads to the capacity to incubate magnetically. Think robust. Without appropriate experiences, web-readiness are forced to become six-sigma. The capacity to enhance robustly leads to the aptitude to mesh wirelessly. What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Think web-enabled. Have you ever wanted to engineer your functionality? Right now? Think blog-based. The media sourcing factor can be summed up in one word: 60/24/7/365. Think ultra-proactive. We believe we know that if you enhance magnetically then you may also brand virally. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our convergence but our aptitude to envisioneer. We will envisioneer the power of customized raw bandwidth to engage. We will drive the jargon-based term "strategic". We will envisioneer the capability of user interfaces to synergize. Think holistic. It comes off as mixed-up, but it's accurate! We have proven we know that if you deliver strategically then you may also unleash wirelessly. The TQM factor can be summed up in one word: short-term.