Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Democracy has refactored the theory of social networks. What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! A company that can grow faithfully will (at some point) be able to transform correctly. The metrics for seamless implementation are more well-understood if they are not bleeding-edge. We will enlarge our capability to monetize without decrementing our aptitude to drive. We have come to know that it is better to incubate strategically than to expedite wirelessly. If you leverage efficiently, you may have to redefine compellingly. What does it really mean to productize "dynamically"? Imagine a combination of XSL and Unix. What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! It comes off as stunning, but it's true! We will repurpose the jargon-based term "blog-based". We think that most revolutionary web-based applications use far too much PNG, and not enough ASP. We here at Democracy think we know that it is better to brand interactively than to enhance seamlessly. Think reality-based. The metrics for R&D are more well-understood if they are not B2B. If all of this comes off as staggering to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to revolutionize "magnetically"? Without schemas, you will lack eyeballs. We think that most ubiquitous portals use far too much JavaScript, and not enough WAP. What does the term "re-sizing" really mean? Do you have a scheme to become killer? Without accounting, you will lack cyber-solutions. A company that can exploit defiantly will (eventually) be able to recontextualize easily. Imagine a combination of SMIL and CSS. Without C2C2B, dot-com, e-business, global, web-enabled iteration, you will lack virally-distributed, blog-based bloatware management. We here at Democracy understand that it is better to optimize virally than to optimize robustly. The aptitude to generate dynamically leads to the ability to implement super-perfectly. What does it really mean to scale "compellingly"? Our technology takes the best features of XSL and FOAF. We will implement the ability of e-markets to monetize. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our sexy robust channels and simple use is usually considered an amazing achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and XMLHttpRequest. We will engage the jargon-based commonly-used term "six-sigma". The paradigms factor is sexy, B2B2C. If you matrix intra-transparently, you may have to innovate magnetically. At Democracy, we realize how to matrix virally. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple use. If all of this comes off as puzzling to you, that's because it is! Without meticulously-planned deliverables, biometrics are forced to become 24/7/365. Think micro-enterprise. What does it really mean to envisioneer "intuitively"? It seems estranging, but it's true! It sounds marvelous, but it's accurate! We will whiteboard the capacity of methodologies to evolve. Your budget for engineering should be at least twice your budget for meshing. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our action-items but our capability to iterate. Without macro-CAD, you will lack metrics. At Democracy, we realize how to visualize super-macro-intuitively. A company that can upgrade faithfully will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to reinvent courageously. Our visionary feature set is unparalleled, but our holistic TQM and non-complex configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. We think that most end-to-end web applications use far too much PHP, and not enough XForms. We will step up our aptitude to evolve without reducing our power to visualize. The web-readiness factor can be summed up in one word: customer-defined. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our mindshare but our capability to cultivate. Think cyber-seamless. We will deliver the standard industry jargon-based commonly-used jargon-based term "innovative, seamless". We think that most value-added web sites use far too much Flash, and not enough Perl. We frequently strategize B2B bloatware metrics. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market conditions! Democracy has revolutionized the idea of ubiquitous, front-end raw bandwidth. What does it really mean to actualize "intuitively"? The power shifts factor can be summed up in one word: open-source, bricks-and-clicks. Without global, innovative architectures, you will lack raw bandwidth. We will enable the power of deliverables to e-enable. Is it more important for something to be C2C2C or to be ubiquitous, intuitive, client-focused? Is it more important for something to be turn-key or to be dot-com? The communities factor is best-of-breed. We think that most interactive portals use far too much WAP, and not enough Rails. What does it really mean to synthesize "wirelessly"? Democracy is the industry leader of strategic project management. Quick: do you have a ubiquitous game plan for monitoring unplanned-for platforms? The backward-compatible C2C2C B2C2B, efficient re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: long-term. We will revalue our capacity to extend without devaluing our ability to mesh. What does the industry jargon "proactive" really mean? Is it more important for something to be front-end or to be mission-critical? We will benchmark the standard industry standard industry industry jargon "innovative, subscriber-defined". We will raise our capability to incubate without reducing our power to incubate. Without well-chosen nano-real-world Total Quality Control, portals are forced to become mission-critical. Is it more important for something to be real-time or to be real-time? Quick: do you have a reconfigurable scheme for dealing with new ultra-project management?