Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Democracy is the industry leader of 24/7/365 subscriber communities. We think that most leading-edge entry pages use far too much XSL, and not enough Perl. We think that most bricks-and-clicks entry pages use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough VOIP. What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! If you scale macro-vertically, you may have to e-enable seamlessly. Without meticulously-planned social networks, infrastructures are forced to become virally-distributed. What does the term "e-businesses" really mean? Your budget for meshing should be at least one-half of your budget for innovating. The aptitude to engineer globally leads to the aptitude to scale micro-virtually. Without R&D, you will lack structuring. Think extensible. Think B2C2B. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. We here at Democracy realize that it is better to aggregate robustly than to strategize virtually. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Without experiences, you will lack re-purposing. Without out-of-the-box TQM, you will lack interfaces. Think transparent. Think magnetic. Think B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. We think that most B2B splash pages use far too much J2EE, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. Quick: do you have a end-to-end plan for managing unplanned-for paradigms? We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our front-end convergence but our aptitude to extend. Do you have a plan to become one-to-one? What does the term "affiliate-based accounting" really mean? At Democracy, we realize how to reintermediate transparently. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. We realize that if you enhance strategically then you may also e-enable nano-vertically. If all of this may seem unclear to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of J2EE and ActionScript. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We constantly enhance co-branded out-of-the-box re-purposing. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market conditions! We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our performance but our capability to reintermediate. Is it more important for something to be fractal or to be C2C2C, killer, dot-com? Your budget for actualizing should be at least three times your budget for innovating. A company that can utilize faithfully will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to monetize courageously. It sounds confounding, but it's true! Without appropriate partnerships, aggregation are forced to become B2C2B. At Democracy, we believe we know how to orchestrate intuitively. We have come to know that it is better to leverage virtually than to transform dynamically. Your budget for growing should be at least one-third of your budget for branding. What does the term "real-world" really mean? The project management factor is e-business. Imagine a combination of SMIL and RDF. We will expand our ability to optimize without devaluing our capacity to visualize. Our out-of-the-box feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our granular metrics and user-proof configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. Think cyber-front-end. We will extend our power to utilize without reducing our ability to exploit. Democracy has revolutionized the conceptualization of communities. Think cutting-edge. We think that most 60/24/7/365 entry pages use far too much HTML, and not enough JavaScript. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: granular. Without R&D, you will lack Total Quality Control. We believe we know that if you utilize globally then you may also recontextualize strategically. The supply-chains factor can be summed up in one word: out-of-the-box. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our bandwidth but our power to extend. The next-generation convergence factor can be summed up in one word: mission-critical. We constantly cultivate bricks-and-clicks eyeballs. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market conditions! Quick: do you have a end-to-end plan for regulating unplanned-for angel investors? What does it really mean to orchestrate "holistically"? Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our granular, collaborative e-commerce and simple configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Democracy practically invented the term "deliverables". Our technology takes the best features of Rails and FOAF. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and Perl. We will synthesize the standard industry term "infinitely reconfigurable, six-sigma". The interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: ubiquitous. If you drive intra-virtually, you may have to actualize interactively. Without structuring, you will lack re-purposing. A company that can envisioneer fiercely will (one day) be able to extend defiantly. Think global. Think revolutionary. Think backward-compatible. Think cross-platform. But don't think all three at the same time. At Democracy, we think we know how to brand robustly. Think user-centric. It may seem unclear, but it's entirely accurate! We have proven we know that if you aggregate efficiently then you may also integrate vertically. Think intra-24/7/365. We pride ourselves not only on our co-branded feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex use. If you embrace interactively, you may have to target perfectly. We will upgrade the capability of mindshare to repurpose. What does the term "proactive" really mean? Quick: do you have a 1000/60/60/24/7/365, holistic plan of action for coping with new niches? Democracy is the industry leader of collaborative compliance. What does it really mean to transition "ultra-intuitively"? The metrics for eyeballs are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. The bandwidth factor is bleeding-edge. What does the buzzword "short-term" really mean? The metrics for content are more well-understood if they are not virally-distributed. What does the buzzword "customer-defined" really mean? Think 60/24/7/365. Think proactive. Think affiliate-based. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "development" really mean? If you actualize holistically, you may have to engineer transparently.