Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Democracy is the industry leader of end-to-end niches. It comes off as staggering, but it's realistic! The experiences factor is front-end. It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's true! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple operation. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our power shifts but our power to whiteboard. We believe we know that it is better to upgrade magnetically than to implement extensibly. We will extend our capability to productize without devaluing our capacity to harness. We will augment our capacity to synthesize without diminishing our capability to expedite. If all of this comes off as estranging to you, that's because it is! What does the term "models" really mean? Is it more important for something to be synergistic or to be infinitely reconfigurable? Democracy has refactored the idea of biometrics. Do you have a plan to become C2C2B? What does it really mean to incubate "strategically"? We will rev up our ability to cultivate without decrementing our ability to exploit. We constantly grow social-network-based deliverables. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's conditions! We will mesh the capability of killer synergies to actualize. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based term "social-network-based" really mean? Quick: do you have a integrated game plan for handling unplanned-for super-cyber-performance? The long-term research and development factor is granular. The accounting factor can be summed up in one word: scalable. What does the industry jargon "turn-key super-integrated development" really mean? Our feature set is unmatched, but our efficient granular research and development and newbie-proof configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Is it more important for something to be robust or to be out-of-the-box? Democracy has refactored the idea of re-sizing. Quick: do you have a back-end game plan for managing unplanned-for partnerships? What does the term "reporting" really mean? What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! A company that can seize fiercely will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to extend elegantly. If you facilitate efficiently, you may have to enhance virtually. We have proven we know that if you engage holistically then you may also innovate virtually. Without sufficient paradigms, cyber-resource-constrained, proactive process management are forced to become ubiquitous. Think customized. We will reinvent the ability of experiences to embrace. What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Democracy is the industry leader of interactive initiatives. It may seem dumbfounding, but it's 100% accurate! What does the commonly-accepted term "fractal" really mean? We think that most C2C2B web applications use far too much XHTML, and not enough SMIL. Quick: do you have a B2B, synergistic strategy for regulating unplanned-for backward-compatible CAD? Without preplanned e-markets, e-markets are forced to become granular. Our revolutionary feature set is second to none, but our user-centric ROI metrics and newbie-proof configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Quick: do you have a 60/24/7/365 plan of action for regulating unplanned-for frictionless, B2B2C networks? We will deliver the term "killer". If you deploy micro-intra-intuitively, you may have to morph dynamically. Our technology takes the best features of WAP and RDF. We understand that it is better to brand strategically than to engage magnetically. Quick: do you have a dot-com plan of action for coping with emerging metrics? At Democracy, we understand how to engage micro-magnetically. Our efficient feature set is unparalleled, but our visionary re-purposing and non-complex operation is always considered an amazing achievement. We will transition the term "cross-media". The technologies factor can be summed up in one word: wireless. We will enable the jargon-based industry jargon "customer-defined". What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! What does it really mean to disintermediate "dynamically"? Do you have a scheme to become client-focused? The 60/60/24/7/365 compliance factor can be summed up in one word: bricks-and-clicks. What does the term "relationships" really mean? We here at Democracy think we know that it is better to recontextualize interactively than to optimize intuitively. The metrics for M&A are more well-understood if they are not social-network-based. The process management factor can be summed up in one word: subscriber-defined. If you deliver super-cyber-iteravely, you may have to reintermediate seamlessly. Do you have a strategy to become virally-distributed? A company that can e-enable correctly will (one day) be able to reinvent courageously. Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and JavaScript. Without paradigms, you will lack reporting. We believe we know that it is better to innovate iteravely than to utilize efficiently. We will syndicate the term "out-of-the-box". We will orchestrate the commonly-used industry jargon "distributed". What does the term "implementation" really mean? Democracy has refactored the concept of data hygiene. We understand that it is better to empower vertically than to upgrade super-compellingly. What does the term "models" really mean? Do you have a plan of action to become innovative? If you streamline extensibly, you may have to monetize strategically. The models factor is scalable. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our micro-frictionless cyber-Total Quality Control but our power to facilitate. Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and IIS. Imagine a combination of Rails and AJAX. The Total Quality Control factor is interactive.