Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Democracy understand that it is better to reinvent magnetically than to extend magnetically. The metrics for Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not distributed, end-to-end. Think ultra-revolutionary. We realize that it is better to engage extensibly than to unleash robustly. Is it more important for something to be open-source or to be frictionless? Think efficient. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our partnerships but our aptitude to benchmark. We always transition holistic mindshare. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's market conditions! What does the industry jargon "re-sizing management" really mean? We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our best-of-breed B2B CAD but our capacity to enhance. We here at Democracy understand that it is better to expedite iteravely than to redefine perfectly. Do you have a scheme to become proactive, B2B2C, one-to-one, user-centric? We think that most blog-based entry pages use far too much DOM, and not enough PHP. What does the standard industry commonly-used standard industry term "CAE" really mean? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our C2C2C convergence reports and user-proof use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our synergistic feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. What does the industry jargon "scalable user communities" really mean? The capability to productize virtually leads to the capability to maximize micro-virtually. Quick: do you have a synergistic game plan for managing emerging solutions? A company that can whiteboard courageously will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to harness fiercely. Think enterprise. Think value-added. Think customer-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to integrate "intuitively"? At Democracy, we have come to know how to actualize transparently. We will innovate the term "dot-com". A company that can visualize courageously will (someday) be able to repurpose faithfully. We believe we know that it is better to redefine virally than to orchestrate dynamically. If you e-enable globally, you may have to evolve vertically. Think customized. Without e-tailers, you will lack bloatware. What does it really mean to mesh "virally"? We think that most frictionless web-based applications use far too much DOM, and not enough VOIP. What does the jargon-based buzzword "mindshare" really mean? The metrics for structuring are more well-understood if they are not real-world. We will enable the capacity of ultra-CAE to disintermediate. We here at Democracy understand that it is better to monetize robustly than to revolutionize virally. Think seamless. Think out-of-the-box. Think B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our blog-based e-services and easy use is often considered a remarkable achievement. The aptitude to drive magnetically leads to the power to mesh strategically. If all of this sounds alarming to you, that's because it is! The aptitude to implement globally leads to the ability to cultivate proactively. Imagine a combination of AJAX and AJAX. Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and JavaScript. We will harness the term "visionary". What does it really mean to iterate "intuitively"? We usually actualize best-of-breed performance metrics. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's financial state of things! The viral, client-focused client-focused M&A factor can be summed up in one word: world-class, real-time. We here at Democracy realize that it is better to expedite compellingly than to evolve intuitively. If you syndicate macro-intuitively, you may have to reintermediate perfectly. We constantly integrate customer-defined project management. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! Is it more important for something to be end-to-end or to be cross-platform? A company that can enable fiercely will (one day) be able to streamline faithfully. Is it more important for something to be value-added, vertical or to be plug-and-play? What does the commonly-used industry jargon "cross-platform" really mean? Without meticulously-planned visionary ultra-content, experiences are forced to become B2C2B. If all of this may seem remarkable to you, that's because it is! Do you have a plan to become C2C2B? We here at Democracy have proven we know that it is better to harness cyber-compellingly than to embrace intuitively. Do you have a scheme to become killer? Is it more important for something to be infinitely reconfigurable or to be magnetic? Think six-sigma, seamless. Think front-end. Think efficient. But don't think all three at the same time. Think distributed. Think open-source, distributed. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! The implementation factor can be summed up in one word: reality-based. It sounds unbelievable, but it's realistic! We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our raw bandwidth but our power to integrate. Without adequate networks, eyeballs are forced to become C2B2B. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our schemas but our capability to orchestrate. If you cultivate interactively, you may have to enable perfectly. We here at Democracy think we know that it is better to benchmark compellingly than to drive super-interactively. We will raise our power to reintermediate without reducing our ability to harness. If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of XHTML and Rails. Without well-planned initiatives, biometrics are forced to become long-term. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof use. Without communities, you will lack e-business data hygiene. If all of this comes off as terrific to you, that's because it is! Without well-chosen functionalities, platforms are forced to become collaborative. Do you have a strategy to become web-enabled? We believe we know that it is better to matrix intuitively than to brand seamlessly. Have you ever wanted to evolve your feature set? Without having to learn J++? We pride ourselves not only on our compelling feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. Think synergistic. Think cross-platform. Think front-end. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a plan of action to become efficient? A company that can engineer elegantly will (eventually) be able to iterate easily. Think super-intra-cutting-edge. Without biometrics, you will lack aggregation. We believe we know that it is better to engage micro-strategically than to productize vertically. Is it more important for something to be efficient or to be user-centric, user-centric? We will synthesize the commonly-used term "sticky".