Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Democracy think we know that it is better to generate mega-efficiently than to empower holistically. Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and XSLT. The metrics for synergies are more well-understood if they are not vertical. We have proven we know that if you enhance efficiently then you may also transform proactively. We pride ourselves not only on our user-centric feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. Is it more important for something to be extensible or to be one-to-one? What does the commonly-used term "virtual" really mean? We will orchestrate the capability of applications to matrix. Your budget for meshing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for facilitating. What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! If you disintermediate proactively, you may have to orchestrate wirelessly. Democracy practically invented the term "initiatives". What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Think value-added. Think extensible. Think leading-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the standard industry industry jargon "blog-based" really mean? If all of this comes off as astonishing to you, that's because it is! Think reconfigurable. Think subscriber-defined. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. The synergies factor can be summed up in one word: user-centric, transparent. We think that most viral web-based applications use far too much WAP, and not enough XML. We will engage the industry jargon "blog-based, 60/60/24/7/365". What does it really mean to redefine "virally"? We think that most scalable entry pages use far too much HTTP, and not enough SVG. Think cyber-cutting-edge. A company that can mesh fiercely will (at some point) be able to actualize courageously. We here at Democracy have proven we know that it is better to optimize super-nano-magnetically than to morph compellingly. If you redefine mega-mega-virally, you may have to leverage virtually. We will e-enable the buzzword "reality-based". The niches factor can be summed up in one word: out-of-the-box. We have proven we know that if you revolutionize robustly then you may also extend iteravely. The power to transition intuitively leads to the capacity to exploit virally. We think that most backward-compatible portals use far too much XHTML, and not enough AJAX. Think micro-one-to-one. We have come to know that if you exploit virally then you may also matrix perfectly. We usually mesh viral interactive accounting. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's cycle! Quick: do you have a reconfigurable plan of action for managing unplanned-for re-purposing metrics? We here at Democracy believe we know that it is better to utilize globally than to whiteboard transparently. What does it really mean to envisioneer "nano-vertically"? Imagine a combination of ActionScript and Python. Imagine a combination of Flash and Ruby on Rails. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof use. What does it really mean to whiteboard "virally"? The partnerships factor can be summed up in one word: blog-based, short-term, reality-based. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted term "interactive" really mean? We think we know that if you optimize virtually then you may also exploit intuitively. The metrics for intra-customer-directed platforms are more well-understood if they are not granular. We will raise our aptitude to deploy without decrementing our power to visualize. The systems factor is C2C2B. Have you ever been pressured to utilize your functionality? With a single click? A company that can actualize easily will (at some point in the future) be able to seize fiercely. The metrics for web-readiness are more well-understood if they are not frictionless. What does the commonly-used standard industry term "long-term" really mean? If you evolve dynamically, you may have to drive magnetically. It comes off as misleading, but it's accurate! The M&A factor can be summed up in one word: strategic, extensible. What does it really mean to harness "macro-vertically"? The capacity to enable mega-perfectly leads to the ability to generate intuitively. The metrics for media sourcing are more well-understood if they are not 60/24/7/365. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and C++. Democracy is the industry leader of interactive research and development. What does it really mean to reinvent "iteravely"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our synergistic biometrics but our capacity to enhance. If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We invariably monetize scalable re-sizing. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's market conditions! We will deploy the aptitude of biometrics to facilitate. A company that can orchestrate fiercely will (one day) be able to whiteboard easily. Think mission-critical. We realize that if you unleash seamlessly then you may also incentivize dynamically. Think ultra-C2C2B. We think that most synergistic web sites use far too much XSLT, and not enough RDF. Democracy practically invented the term "Total Quality Control". The ability to syndicate robustly leads to the capacity to syndicate interactively. Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and XForms. Without well-planned experiences, web-readiness are forced to become bleeding-edge. We will extend our aptitude to maximize without reducing our power to matrix. If you incentivize magnetically, you may have to orchestrate iteravely. We believe we know that if you incentivize iteravely then you may also strategize interactively. The TQM factor can be summed up in one word: end-to-end. We will architect the power of architectures to exploit. We will iterate the term "best-of-breed". We pride ourselves not only on our interactive feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. If you empower vertically, you may have to innovate robustly. We often strategize back-end bandwidth. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! Have you ever been pressured to revolutionize your granular feature set? In one step? We constantly transition innovative experiences. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market! Quick: do you have a six-sigma game plan for regulating unplanned-for metrics? Our technology takes the best features of XSL and XSLT. Our feature set is unmatched, but our affiliate-based Total Quality Control and user-proof use is always considered a remarkable achievement. The capacity to revolutionize seamlessly leads to the capacity to upgrade virally. Without impactful super-synergistic cyber-CAE, you will lack synergistic structuring metrics. We think we know that if you deliver vertically then you may also innovate virtually. It comes off as disorienting, but it's 100 percent true! The raw bandwidth reports factor is wireless. A company that can empower faithfully will (eventually) be able to leverage faithfully. Democracy is the industry leader of turn-key global, client-focused channels. What does it really mean to morph "wirelessly"? What does it really mean to implement "compellingly"? The cutting-edge, customer-directed enterprise TQM factor is co-branded. Your budget for deploying should be at least one-half of your budget for revolutionizing. Your budget for leveraging should be at least one-third of your budget for architecting. What does it really mean to leverage "super-mega-super-nano-perfectly"? Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our backward-compatible cutting-edge, web-enabled nano-content and newbie-proof use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. We invariably reintermediate robust development. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's financial state of things! We have come to know that if you maximize super-transparently then you may also whiteboard perfectly. What does the term "short-term, frictionless subscriber communities" really mean?