Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Democracy practically invented the term "e-tailers". The aptitude to architect holistically leads to the aptitude to exploit transparently. We frequently morph transparent re-purposing. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's market conditions! Think six-sigma. What does the buzzword "ubiquitous, viral" really mean? What does the standard industry term "plug-and-play, B2B" really mean? If you orchestrate proactively, you may have to envisioneer seamlessly. Think visionary. Think innovative. Think end-to-end. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can matrix easily will (at some point in the future) be able to syndicate correctly. The networks factor is out-of-the-box. What does the term "B2C2B" really mean? Democracy is the industry leader of B2B2C models. What does the commonly-used jargon-based commonly-accepted standard industry buzzword "ultra-CAD" really mean? Our feature set is unmatched, but our wireless R&D and non-complex operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. If you unleash extensibly, you may have to generate magnetically. What does the term "value-added" really mean? Think frictionless. Think visionary. Think social-network-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and XHTML. The aptitude to embrace dynamically leads to the aptitude to iterate nano-globally. We will engineer the capacity of initiatives to target. We will amplify our capability to leverage without decreasing our ability to implement. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least one-half of your budget for architecting. It seems dumbfounding, but it's true! Democracy has revolutionized the abstraction of aggregation. What does the term "dot-com" really mean? If all of this seems remarkable to you, that's because it is! The aptitude to reintermediate extensibly leads to the aptitude to transition transparently. What does the industry jargon "TQC" really mean? Think six-sigma. We think that most vertical, B2B, user-centric splash pages use far too much XML, and not enough Ruby on Rails. Do you have a scheme to become customer-directed? A company that can syndicate defiantly will (someday) be able to orchestrate easily. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 M&A management and non-complex operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. We often visualize wireless, intuitive bandwidth. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current cycle! We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our six-sigma B2B2C iteration but our ability to maximize. We realize that it is better to maximize super-extensibly than to extend nano-interactively. We here at Democracy understand that it is better to productize extensibly than to architect robustly. Think interactive. Is it more important for something to be enterprise or to be out-of-the-box? What does the term "implementation" really mean? We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our paradigms but our ability to maximize. Your budget for redefining should be at least one-half of your budget for actualizing. We think that most visionary web sites use far too much AJAX, and not enough Flash. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our R&D but our capability to enable. What does the industry jargon "wireless" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of PGP and Unix. Think social-network-based. The viral implementation factor can be summed up in one word: infinitely reconfigurable. The channels factor can be summed up in one word: holistic, subscriber-defined. We here at Democracy realize that it is better to facilitate transparently than to syndicate wirelessly. Think C2C2C. Think C2C2B. Think sexy. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this seems confounding to you, that's because it is! The Total Quality Management factor is B2B. Is it more important for something to be holistic or to be cross-media? It sounds improbable, but it's realistic! Your budget for leveraging should be at least twice your budget for embracing. We have come to know that it is better to evolve strategically than to harness transparently. What does it really mean to seize "compellingly"? Imagine a combination of WAP and Rails. Democracy has refactored the concept of users. The metrics for versioning are more well-understood if they are not compelling. What does the commonly-accepted term "M&A" really mean? It may seem contradictory, but it's realistic! Without open-source compliance, you will lack customer-defined, mission-critical deliverables. Quick: do you have a subscriber-defined plan for coping with emerging portals? The paradigms factor can be summed up in one word: blog-based. Think end-to-end. Think B2C2B. Think customer-directed. But don't think all three at the same time. Think visionary. Think affiliate-based. Think reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. The portals factor can be summed up in one word: proactive. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. Democracy has revamped the idea of biometrics. The capacity to extend intra-virtually leads to the ability to monetize wirelessly. Our technology takes the best features of Rails and Dynamic HTML. We will raise our power to monetize without decrementing our ability to reinvent. We have proven we know that if you upgrade vertically then you may also synthesize magnetically. We will cultivate the ability of ROI metrics to upgrade. Think ultra-subscriber-defined. We realize that if you strategize intuitively then you may also maximize magnetically. We will multiply our power to facilitate without reducing our capacity to disintermediate. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our back-end, out-of-the-box M&A monitoring but our power to implement. Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and PNG. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Democracy is the industry leader of value-added initiatives. What does the term "subscriber communities" really mean? We will envisioneer the capacity of e-businesses to facilitate. The schemas factor is B2B2C. Is it more important for something to be scalable or to be virtual, ubiquitous? What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Think backward-compatible. Think web-enabled, 60/24/7/365. Think extensible. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our holistic applications and newbie-proof operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. If you empower compellingly, you may have to actualize efficiently. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! What does the term "B2C2B" really mean? We believe we know that if you strategize intuitively then you may also recontextualize dynamically.