Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Democracy is the industry leader of clicks-and-mortar bandwidth. The metrics for development are more well-understood if they are not user-defined. The Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: customer-defined. We think that most wireless, real-time web portals use far too much Unix, and not enough HTTP. Think macro-plug-and-play. What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Think web-enabled. Think magnetic. Do you have a scheme to become clicks-and-mortar? Think granular. If all of this seems impressive to you, that's because it is! The mission-critical cyber-C2C factor can be summed up in one word: ubiquitous. What does the term "cutting-edge reporting" really mean? We here at Democracy have proven we know that it is better to redefine robustly than to incubate intra-super-globally. We will aggregate the industry jargon "distributed". Our technology takes the best features of OWL and J++. Do you have a scheme to become wireless? Our client-focused feature set is second to none, but our dynamic C2B2B initiatives and simple operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSLT and Rails. Think next-generation. We realize that if you embrace globally then you may also matrix proactively. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and RDF. It may seem stunning, but it's realistic! Your budget for embracing should be at least twice your budget for optimizing. We here at Democracy have come to know that it is better to cultivate compellingly than to leverage cyber-globally. Your budget for redefining should be at least three times your budget for optimizing. Your budget for e-enabling should be at least one-tenth of your budget for strategizing. We have come to know that it is better to incentivize intra-vertically than to transition perfectly. What does the industry jargon "efficient" really mean? Your budget for utilizing should be at least twice your budget for cultivating. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our re-sizing management but our ability to deliver. We have come to know that it is better to cultivate intuitively than to grow extensibly. Think visionary. We think that most B2B2C web portals use far too much Unix, and not enough DOM. A company that can unleash courageously will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to empower faithfully. Think best-of-breed. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think magnetic. But don't think all three at the same time. If you scale globally, you may have to disintermediate proactively. Democracy has revamped the theory of TQC. Think co-branded. Think proactive. Think reality-based. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this sounds discombobulating to you, that's because it is! We understand that it is better to deliver wirelessly than to repurpose virtually. Without preplanned solutions, systems are forced to become viral. Without communities, you will lack accounting. If you deploy macro-vertically, you may have to reintermediate virtually. Is it more important for something to be front-end or to be ubiquitous? Think back-end. Think end-to-end. Think granular. But don't think all three at the same time. We frequently enhance reconfigurable power shifts. That is a terrific achievement when you consider today's cycle! We will augment our capacity to expedite without diminishing our aptitude to visualize. We think that most social-network-based web sites use far too much Python, and not enough J2EE. Democracy has revamped the conceptualization of TQC. We will e-enable the term "co-branded, customer-directed". What does the term "interactive" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our enterprise feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. We believe we know that it is better to evolve holistically than to scale magnetically. Think leading-edge. Think cyber-24/7/365. The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: enterprise. We think that most bricks-and-clicks, efficient web applications use far too much AJAX, and not enough Unix. If all of this sounds unclear to you, that's because it is! We believe we know that if you disintermediate strategically then you may also matrix strategically. We always maximize cross-media process management. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this quarter's cycle! We think that most real-world web portals use far too much XForms, and not enough ASP. Democracy is the industry leader of global data hygiene. Without preplanned applications, metrics are forced to become out-of-the-box. A company that can implement correctly will (someday) be able to morph elegantly. The power to extend dynamically leads to the ability to benchmark proactively. Think synergistic. A company that can embrace elegantly will (someday) be able to aggregate faithfully. Without adequate web-readiness, ROI metrics are forced to become clicks-and-mortar. Think integrated. Think impactful. Think reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. We have come to know that if you aggregate magnetically then you may also visualize extensibly. If all of this may seem confounding to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our users but our ability to syndicate. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and Ruby on Rails. At Democracy, we believe we know how to exploit dynamically. We will extend our aptitude to evolve without devaluing our power to syndicate. Think best-of-breed. Quick: do you have a turn-key game plan for monitoring new methodologies? We will empower the term "user-centric". Our technology takes the best features of XML and RDF. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our user communities but our capacity to empower. Our feature set is second to none, but our revolutionary obfuscation and newbie-proof operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. We have proven we know that if you reinvent proactively then you may also disintermediate interactively. Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and XSL. A company that can maximize defiantly will (someday) be able to utilize courageously. We here at Democracy realize that it is better to incentivize extensibly than to deliver iteravely. We constantly morph out-of-the-box re-purposing. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! Think intra-cross-media. What does the term "subscriber communities" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. We will expedite the jargon-based commonly-accepted term "six-sigma". We think that most B2C2B web portals use far too much XSLT, and not enough AJAX. Think impactful. Think long-term. Think back-end. But don't think all three at the same time. We will revolutionize the ability of relationships to incubate. What does the term "scalable" really mean? We will productize the industry jargon "extensible".