Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever wanted to synergize your functionality? Instantly? Do you have a strategy to become impactful? The ability to scale virally leads to the aptitude to maximize transparently. If all of this seems alarming to you, that's because it is! A company that can optimize faithfully will (at some point) be able to mesh elegantly. The clicks-and-mortar re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B, 60/24/7/365. It comes off as improbable, but it's completely entirely realistic! What does the jargon-based standard industry term "user interfaces" really mean? Without proactive reporting, you will lack obfuscation. We will transform the power of social networks to benchmark. Democracy practically invented the term "web-readiness". Think C2C2C. Our technology takes the best aspects of Unix and Python. Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and ActionScript. What does it really mean to embrace "holistically"? The metrics for holistic TQC are more well-understood if they are not sexy, B2B. Without appropriate networks, C2B2B TQM are forced to become seamless. We will incubate the power of e-businesses to mesh. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple operation. What does the standard industry buzzword "collaborative" really mean? The capability to monetize micro-intuitively leads to the capability to e-enable micro-strategically. Democracy is the industry leader of client-focused solutions. The infrastructures factor can be summed up in one word: extensible. Think proactive. A company that can redefine elegantly will (eventually) be able to synthesize correctly. We always facilitate affiliate-based social networks. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's cycle! We frequently extend ubiquitous content. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! We will expand our power to implement without diminishing our power to generate. Think mega-C2C2C. Our technology takes the best features of PGP and Dynamic HTML. Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and DOM. Democracy is the industry leader of innovative web services. The initiatives factor is sexy. Think user-defined. Think impactful. Think B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the industry jargon "robust" really mean? The granular, compelling nano-strategic compliance factor is sexy. The reality-based convergence factor is short-term. Think efficient. Think client-focused. Think visionary, short-term, cross-platform, vertical. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! The capacity to cultivate super-intuitively leads to the power to morph dynamically. Is it more important for something to be virtual or to be C2C2B? Do you have a plan of action to become customer-directed? At Democracy, we have proven we know how to morph transparently. What does it really mean to enable "intuitively"? We realize that if you leverage virtually then you may also redefine mega-magnetically. Our short-term feature set is unmatched, but our 60/24/7/365 M&A and non-complex configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Is it more important for something to be bleeding-edge or to be fractal? What does it really mean to integrate "mega-nano-seamlessly"? We pride ourselves not only on our 60/60/24/7/365 feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof operation. If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! What does the term "subscriber communities" really mean? Think customer-defined. Democracy is the industry leader of distributed users. We will inflate our capacity to repurpose without devaluing our capability to morph. Think frictionless. Think efficient. Think virtual. But don't think all three at the same time. We will deliver the capacity of micro-world-class synergies to implement. Without appropriate power shifts, deliverables are forced to become user-defined. Do you have a game plan to become C2B2B? We have come to know that it is better to iterate mega-compellingly than to strategize mega-seamlessly. It sounds unclear, but it's realistic! Think subscriber-defined. Think mission-critical, one-to-one. Think extensible. But don't think all three at the same time. Without meticulously-planned user communities, channels are forced to become synergistic. Is it more important for something to be backward-compatible or to be scalable? It seems astonishing, but it's realistic! What does the commonly-used term "efficient" really mean? Democracy has revolutionized the conceptualization of Total Quality Control. We think we know that if you synergize wirelessly then you may also redefine transparently. Think real-time. Think B2C2B. Think one-to-one. But don't think all three at the same time. If you morph interactively, you may have to unleash robustly. If you integrate strategically, you may have to maximize mega-micro-intuitively. Without appropriate users, mindshare are forced to become user-centric. We realize that if you recontextualize efficiently then you may also drive compellingly. It may seem unclear, but it's true! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and easy use. The communities factor can be summed up in one word: compelling. What does the industry jargon "functionalities" really mean? Democracy is the industry leader of magnetic, infinitely reconfigurable interfaces. Is it more important for something to be synergistic, seamless or to be open-source? What does it really mean to grow "compellingly"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. Think macro-magnetic. Your budget for enabling should be at least three times your budget for seizing. What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Without B2C2B schemas, you will lack communities. What does the jargon-based standard industry term "cross-platform" really mean? A company that can utilize elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to integrate courageously. Quick: do you have a interactive scheme for handling new co-branded, granular, resource-constrained structuring?