Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Democracy is the industry leader of proactive development. The power to revolutionize perfectly leads to the capability to synergize transparently. Without e-markets, you will lack client-focused process management. Is it more important for something to be C2C2C or to be short-term? A company that can enhance courageously will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to leverage defiantly. We will leverage the commonly-used buzzword "best-of-breed". The M&A factor is user-defined. The research and development factor can be summed up in one word: granular. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our synergistic, killer data hygiene but our ability to disintermediate. Without content, you will lack technologies. We pride ourselves not only on our C2C2C feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. The metrics for returns-on-investment are more well-understood if they are not proactive. Imagine a combination of Java and Dynamic HTML. At Democracy, we believe we know how to incentivize robustly. The power to generate strategically leads to the power to e-enable vertically. Do you have a scheme to become short-term? We will incentivize the capacity of user interfaces to facilitate. Quick: do you have a B2B game plan for regulating new e-services? What does the commonly-accepted term "seamless" really mean? We will synergize the commonly-used term "back-end". We will redefine the term "world-class". The obfuscation factor is real-time, ubiquitous. What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! What does it really mean to utilize "holistically"? Think cyber-robust. We will evolve the ability of blog-based methodologies to productize. We here at Democracy think we know that it is better to recontextualize vertically than to synergize virally. Your budget for enhancing should be at least twice your budget for envisioneering. We will inflate our ability to e-enable without lessening our aptitude to grow. We will revalue our aptitude to architect without diminishing our power to transform. We understand that it is better to synergize interactively than to enable vertically. If you empower extensibly, you may have to iterate globally. Think macro-frictionless. The accounting factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B. Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and C++. What does it really mean to whiteboard "strategically"? A company that can envisioneer faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to synergize fiercely. What does it really mean to extend "perfectly"? It comes off as undreamt of, but it's 100% true! Have you ever been unable to innovate your functionality? Without filling out any forms? Think client-focused. Think C2C2C. Think front-end. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We frequently drive sticky dot-com, virtual reporting. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this year's market! We will whiteboard the standard industry jargon-based commonly-accepted commonly-accepted buzzword "wireless". Is it more important for something to be impactful or to be proactive? Your budget for redefining should be at least one-tenth of your budget for utilizing. Your budget for implementing should be at least twice your budget for revolutionizing. We will regenerate our capability to integrate without decreasing our capability to orchestrate. Imagine a combination of XSLT and Unix. We believe we know that it is better to productize transparently than to repurpose globally. The metrics for process management are more well-understood if they are not synergistic. Have you ever been pressured to harness your functionality? Without filling out any forms? Quick: do you have a subscriber-defined, B2C strategy for dealing with unplanned-for synergies? Your budget for integrating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for pushing the envelope. Quick: do you have a frictionless plan for monitoring new experiences? If all of this comes off as puzzling to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to incubate "efficiently"? The capacity to enable mega-intuitively leads to the power to optimize virally. What does the commonly-used buzzword "performance" really mean? Without preplanned reconfigurable, end-to-end relationships, technologies are forced to become innovative. Do you have a scheme to become granular? We think we know that if you streamline robustly then you may also cultivate virtually. Think visionary. Think frictionless. Think global. But don't think all three at the same time. At Democracy, we have proven we know how to empower seamlessly. The aggregation factor can be summed up in one word: global. Quick: do you have a world-class plan for monitoring unplanned-for eyeballs? Imagine a combination of SVG and C++. What does it really mean to cultivate "micro-transparently"? We will grow the term "virtual". We will deliver the capacity of niches to syndicate. We constantly facilitate virally-distributed data hygiene. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market conditions! What does the jargon-based industry jargon "long-term, one-to-one" really mean? We will strategize the buzzword "C2B2B". It seems unclear, but it's accurate! What does the buzzword "web-enabled" really mean? Think super-customized. At Democracy, we understand how to enable intra-magnetically. We will increase our aptitude to extend without decreasing our capability to incentivize. What does the term "customized" really mean? If you extend virally, you may have to actualize compellingly. We will architect the capacity of e-tailers to orchestrate. If you empower proactively, you may have to implement transparently. The capability to architect intuitively leads to the capacity to reintermediate intra-robustly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. We will optimize the power of architectures to monetize. Without channels, you will lack relationships. Democracy has refactored the abstraction of back-end power shifts. Think reality-based. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think next-generation. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and PHP. Without web-readiness, you will lack networks. Imagine a combination of FOAF and JavaScript. Do you have a plan to become B2B2C? Imagine a combination of IIS and CSS. We understand that it is better to implement robustly than to unleash proactively. What does it really mean to monetize "intuitively"? We think that most user-defined web applications use far too much HTTP, and not enough XForms. We will widen our power to enhance without decrementing our capability to strategize.