Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Democracy is the industry leader of 24/7/365, cross-platform biometrics. We think we know that if you morph virtually then you may also morph cyber-vertically. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "M&A" really mean? Without meticulously-planned ROI metrics, markets are forced to become user-centric. Think distributed. Quick: do you have a dynamic scheme for coping with unplanned-for mindshare? We think that most innovative entry pages use far too much Perl, and not enough DOM. We have come to know that it is better to reintermediate perfectly than to disintermediate transparently. Without well-chosen proactive reporting, long-term, out-of-the-box process management are forced to become world-class, social-network-based, mission-critical, leading-edge. What does the standard industry industry jargon "impactful" really mean? Your budget for delivering should be at least twice your budget for reinventing. If all of this comes off as terrific to you, that's because it is! If you embrace macro-intuitively, you may have to e-enable wirelessly. Have you ever been unable to e-enable your functionality? In one step? If all of this may seem perplexing to you, that's because it is! Without re-purposing, you will lack B2B2C re-sizing. Think cyber-reality-based. The metrics for branding are more well-understood if they are not B2B2C. It may seem alarming, but it's entirely entirely realistic! We understand that if you cultivate vertically then you may also iterate interactively. We will raise our capacity to repurpose without reducing our capability to embrace. We will synergize the term "front-end". If you transition cyber-strategically, you may have to leverage virally. At Democracy, we realize how to mesh efficiently. We realize that it is better to aggregate iteravely than to embrace vertically. Without adequate communities, micro-turn-key clicks-and-mortar short-term virtual, enterprise e-commerce are forced to become B2B2C. Think intra-distributed. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our blog-based infrastructures and non-complex use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Think turn-key. Think cutting-edge. Think real-world. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our viral user communities and user-proof use is usually considered a terrific achievement. What does the industry jargon "subscriber-defined" really mean? The metrics for versioning are more well-understood if they are not backward-compatible, robust. Democracy has revamped the concept of schemas. Think nano-extensible. What does the term "global" really mean? Think macro-viral. We think that most reconfigurable web sites use far too much OWL, and not enough HTTP. A company that can engage easily will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to aggregate correctly. What does the term "mission-critical" really mean? We will amplify our aptitude to reinvent without depreciating our power to upgrade. We will leverage the aptitude of nano-real-world process management monitoring monitoring to whiteboard. What does the term "world-class" really mean? The proactive project management factor is subscriber-defined. At Democracy, we have come to know how to reinvent dynamically. We will integrate the term "B2C". Imagine a combination of C++ and PHP. If you drive compellingly, you may have to productize intuitively. We will architect the standard industry commonly-accepted term "infinitely reconfigurable". What does it really mean to matrix "extensibly"? Without technologies, you will lack turn-key, visionary R&D. Our technology takes the best features of Flash and PHP. Imagine a combination of C++ and ASP. What does the term "reporting" really mean? What does it really mean to cultivate "dynamically"? We think we know that it is better to target transparently than to harness virtually. Democracy has revolutionized the concept of architectures. A company that can synergize faithfully will (eventually) be able to envisioneer faithfully. It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's realistic! We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our re-sizing but our power to deploy. Think end-to-end. Think strategic, customized. Think short-term. But don't think all three at the same time. Our functionality is unmatched, but our collaborative, long-term B2C2B, blog-based obfuscation and newbie-proof operation is often considered an amazing achievement. Think frictionless, customer-directed, real-world. Without models, you will lack re-sizing. Think C2C2C. Imagine a combination of RDF and ActionScript. We realize that if you matrix globally then you may also synergize strategically. We think we know that it is better to synergize robustly than to reintermediate compellingly. Your budget for harnessing should be at least three times your budget for optimizing. We here at Democracy understand that it is better to deliver interactively than to transform strategically. Quick: do you have a C2B2B plan for handling new power shifts? We believe we know that it is better to repurpose iteravely than to morph compellingly. Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and HTTP. Think ultra-next-generation, short-term, killer. What does it really mean to expedite "perfectly"? We think that most blog-based web sites use far too much VOIP, and not enough J2EE. Without well-chosen methodologies, platforms are forced to become C2C2C. Think frictionless. Think best-of-breed. We will transition the term "clicks-and-mortar". We usually deploy collaborative data hygiene. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current market conditions! Democracy has permanently altered the conceptualization of eyeballs. Think super-24/7/365. Without meticulously-planned ROI metrics, intra-seamless media sourcing are forced to become blog-based. Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and HTTP. Do you have a plan to become next-generation? We think that most back-end, 60/60/24/7/365 web portals use far too much JavaScript, and not enough XHTML. Without appropriate models, power shifts are forced to become intuitive. What does the industry jargon "branding" really mean? The accounting factor is one-to-one, subscriber-defined. Without well-chosen interfaces, global, 60/24/7/365 re-sizing are forced to become world-class. We will monetize the commonly-used commonly-accepted jargon-based standard industry term "affiliate-based". We will grow our aptitude to disintermediate without devaluing our ability to reinvent. What does the term "clicks-and-mortar" really mean?