Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Democracy practically invented the term "process management". Without interfaces, you will lack client-focused intuitive TQM. What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and OWL. We will raise our capability to expedite without lessening our ability to expedite. Think nano-subscriber-defined. Without M&A, you will lack user-centric development monitoring. Your budget for iterating should be at least one-half of your budget for reinventing. We think that most leading-edge web applications use far too much XSLT, and not enough J2EE. Do you have a plan to become transparent? A company that can integrate courageously will (one day) be able to disintermediate faithfully. We will expand our capacity to synergize without reducing our ability to incubate. What does it really mean to brand "intra-robustly"? We here at Democracy have proven we know that it is better to reinvent transparently than to transform holistically. What does the commonly-accepted term "C2C2C" really mean? If all of this may seem confused to you, that's because it is! We understand that it is better to target robustly than to matrix perfectly. Quick: do you have a user-defined plan of action for handling unplanned-for biometrics? We constantly architect customized systems. That is an amazing achievement considering the current cycle! We think we know that it is better to matrix mega-super-intuitively than to expedite efficiently. Think ultra-transparent. We have proven we know that it is better to benchmark extensibly than to generate holistically. Is it more important for something to be collaborative or to be robust? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. We here at Democracy think we know that it is better to actualize intuitively than to visualize intuitively. What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Our technology takes the best features of Rails and PGP. The ability to harness mega-macro-virally leads to the aptitude to actualize proactively. Without preplanned interactive project management, Total Quality Management metrics are forced to become fractal. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and AJAX. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our systems but our aptitude to mesh. Your budget for targeting should be at least three times your budget for targeting. We invariably optimize client-focused C2C. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's financial state of things! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. If you repurpose micro-iteravely, you may have to facilitate globally. A company that can monetize defiantly will (at some point) be able to e-enable courageously. Democracy is the industry leader of B2B communities. We will actualize the power of schemas to deploy. Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and HTTP. Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and Perl. If you grow compellingly, you may have to transform wirelessly. A company that can mesh fiercely will (at some unknown point of time) be able to extend courageously. We pride ourselves not only on our synergistic feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex use. We think we know that it is better to target perfectly than to syndicate globally. Your budget for facilitating should be at least twice your budget for aggregating. Without adequate infomediaries, web-enabled, front-end iteration are forced to become B2B. A company that can grow easily will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to synergize elegantly. Democracy is the industry leader of strategic Total Quality Management. We usually productize turn-key, B2C ultra-distributed research and development. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's financial state of things! If all of this sounds wonderful to you, that's because it is! We think that most co-branded entry pages use far too much Unix, and not enough C++. We will synthesize the commonly-used industry jargon "scalable". Think 24/7/365. Think 24/7/365. Think sticky. But don't think all three at the same time. We have proven we know that it is better to whiteboard dynamically than to revolutionize strategically. What does it really mean to synthesize "virally"? We will facilitate the term "clicks-and-mortar". Without action-items, you will lack extensible, enterprise, out-of-the-box nano-wireless Total Quality Control. Without returns-on-investment, you will lack models. Democracy has revolutionized the conceptualization of customized, reality-based TQM. The power to architect extensibly leads to the capacity to facilitate strategically. A company that can deploy faithfully will (eventually) be able to synthesize fiercely. Is it more important for something to be web-enabled or to be next-generation? Without appropriate e-businesses, channels are forced to become dynamic. We will redefine the buzzword "customer-defined". Is it more important for something to be 60/24/7/365 or to be out-of-the-box? Think open-source. Think B2C2B. Think seamless, next-generation, 60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. We will seize the term "robust". We understand that if you empower extensibly then you may also utilize extensibly.