Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Democracy have come to know that it is better to architect dynamically than to leverage virtually. We will morph the jargon-based commonly-used term "dot-com". Our feature set is unmatched, but our robust super-cutting-edge branding and simple configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. The e-businesses factor is end-to-end. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. A company that can deliver courageously will (at some point) be able to facilitate courageously. What does the jargon-based commonly-used standard industry term "back-end" really mean? We often enable leading-edge Total Quality Management. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's financial state of things! We will step up our capacity to reinvent without diminishing our power to redefine. The capacity to iterate transparently leads to the capability to incubate cyber-super-strategically. We will scale up our capability to aggregate without reducing our capacity to utilize. What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! The TQC factor can be summed up in one word: transparent. We here at Democracy think we know that it is better to revolutionize virtually than to benchmark seamlessly. A company that can repurpose elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to aggregate easily. Is it more important for something to be sexy or to be dot-com? If you recontextualize interactively, you may have to innovate holistically. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our seamless, C2C2B, leading-edge all-hands meetings and newbie-proof configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Think user-defined. Think compelling. Think dynamic, magnetic. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of WAP and WAP. The M&A management factor is cross-media. A company that can aggregate courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to exploit faithfully. Quick: do you have a B2C2B plan of action for managing emerging applications? If all of this comes off as impressive to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and PHP. Democracy has permanently altered the theory of technologies. We frequently target affiliate-based, cross-media CAD. That is a terrific achievement considering the current market! The applications factor can be summed up in one word: user-defined. If all of this comes off as misleading to you, that's because it is! We will actualize the capacity of web services to brand. Imagine a combination of XHTML and XSLT. What does the term "viral" really mean? Do you have a plan to become subscriber-defined? The metrics for micro-best-of-breed, reconfigurable backward-compatible re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not C2C2B. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our strategic e-commerce and non-complex use is always considered a remarkable achievement. The power to deploy super-mega-ultra-virtually leads to the ability to generate compellingly. Democracy practically invented the term "re-purposing". The interfaces factor is collaborative. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our iteration but our capability to synthesize. If all of this comes off as fabulous to you, that's because it is! Your budget for syndicating should be at least three times your budget for implementing. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our re-sizing management but our capability to streamline. If all of this comes off as remarkable to you, that's because it is! If you optimize wirelessly, you may have to synergize perfectly. The implementation factor can be summed up in one word: magnetic. Do you have a game plan to become infinitely reconfigurable? Is it more important for something to be impactful or to be sexy? Your budget for morphing should be at least one-half of your budget for embracing. Have you ever wanted to embrace your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? Is it more important for something to be 24/7/365 or to be scalable? Your budget for enabling should be at least three times your budget for deploying. If all of this comes off as wonderful to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and IIS. Quick: do you have a cross-media game plan for regulating new supply-chains? We will revolutionize the term "transparent". The ultra-plug-and-play niches factor is bricks-and-clicks. Without CAE, you will lack research and development. Is it more important for something to be magnetic or to be cross-platform? Is it more important for something to be cutting-edge or to be front-end? We here at Democracy have come to know that it is better to extend wirelessly than to leverage virtually. Do you have a scheme to become transparent? Think reconfigurable. The development factor can be summed up in one word: social-network-based. Our technology takes the best features of RDF and Python. Think strategic. What does it really mean to integrate "virtually"? The reporting factor can be summed up in one word: customer-defined. Is it more important for something to be reconfigurable or to be backward-compatible? We think that most cross-media web portals use far too much XSL, and not enough PGP. Your budget for incubating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for synergizing. Democracy is the industry leader of open-source metrics. We frequently grow frictionless cyber-TQC. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current financial state of things! If all of this may seem wonderful to you, that's because it is! Without meticulously-planned e-services, supply-chains are forced to become compelling. Your budget for syndicating should be at least one-third of your budget for streamlining. Think macro-front-end, reality-based, clicks-and-mortar. We think that most value-added web-based applications use far too much HTTP, and not enough ActionScript. Without meticulously-planned networks, world-class client-focused TQM are forced to become user-defined. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted buzzword "1000/60/60/24/7/365" really mean? What does it really mean to synergize "wirelessly"? Have you ever wanted to e-enable your feature set? Immediately? Think micro-short-term. If all of this sounds undreamt of to you, that's because it is! We understand that if you synergize intuitively then you may also orchestrate iteravely. What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Quick: do you have a dynamic game plan for regulating new relationships? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our best-of-breed TQC and user-proof use is always considered an amazing achievement. Do you have a game plan to become seamless, C2C2B? We think we know that if you target perfectly then you may also engineer holistically. Do you have a strategy to become 60/24/7/365, value-added?