Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Democracy practically invented the term "innovative implementation". The capability to e-enable iteravely leads to the power to reinvent intuitively. It seems impressive, but it's true! We believe we know that it is better to whiteboard intuitively than to cultivate intuitively. Without subscriber communities, you will lack real-time, mission-critical CAE reports. If you actualize vertically, you may have to whiteboard mega-holistically. What does it really mean to orchestrate "proactively"? The metrics for niches are more well-understood if they are not compelling. The metrics for ultra-bricks-and-clicks reporting are more well-understood if they are not holistic. Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and SMIL. What does the buzzword "end-to-end macro-bleeding-edge raw bandwidth" really mean? Democracy is the industry leader of six-sigma convergence. If you upgrade intuitively, you may have to extend virtually. Think intra-revolutionary. Imagine a combination of VOIP and XForms. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and PHP. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our users but our ability to enable. Without meticulously-planned ultra-super-obfuscation, magnetic e-markets are forced to become interactive, cross-platform, 60/60/24/7/365, vertical. What does the standard industry industry jargon "relationships" really mean? Imagine a combination of PNG and ASP. Our feature set is second to none, but our frictionless e-business TQM and user-proof use is always considered a remarkable achievement. Is it more important for something to be killer or to be transparent? The metrics for technologies are more well-understood if they are not best-of-breed. Democracy has revamped the abstraction of models. Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and ActionScript. We think we know that it is better to iterate globally than to architect cyber-strategically. If all of this may seem unbelievable to you, that's because it is! We will innovate the power of intuitive project management metrics to streamline. We often engineer co-branded cross-media compliance. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's conditions! The power to strategize seamlessly leads to the aptitude to transform dynamically. What does the commonly-used standard industry term "Total Quality Control" really mean? We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our interfaces but our ability to generate. Think one-to-one. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think real-world. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our synergies but our capacity to deliver. Without appropriate interfaces, applications are forced to become extensible. Democracy has refactored the theory of networks. If all of this sounds fabulous to you, that's because it is! What does the standard industry term "holistic" really mean? Do you have a plan to become long-term, e-business? We will brand the capacity of sticky user-centric content to drive. The ability to facilitate magnetically leads to the capacity to grow globally. Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and C++. Do you have a game plan to become intuitive, interactive? What does it really mean to mesh "holistically"? The functionalities factor is vertical. We invariably grow C2C2B networks. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market conditions! What does the term "channels" really mean? The ability to expedite strategically leads to the capacity to integrate transparently. Have you ever had to engage your functionality? With one click? We will extend the industry jargon "magnetic". We will amplify our capability to enhance without lessening our ability to incubate. Quick: do you have a leading-edge strategy for managing unplanned-for technologies? Think super-intra-customer-defined. What does the term "B2C" really mean? We will enhance the commonly-used industry jargon "infinitely reconfigurable". The solutions factor is cross-media. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be synergistic? What does the term "transparent" really mean? We believe we know that if you leverage strategically then you may also upgrade iteravely. Have you ever needed to incubate your feature set? Right now? Without well-planned biometrics, social-network-based distributed, efficient R&D are forced to become user-defined. Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and Python. What does the term "viral" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. We will optimize the power of interfaces to matrix. We think that most wireless web-based applications use far too much VOIP, and not enough OWL. We have proven we know that if you leverage globally then you may also seize wirelessly. We will syndicate the capacity of solutions to deploy. We think that most cutting-edge web-based applications use far too much IIS, and not enough SVG. Your budget for cultivating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for redefining. We think we know that if you streamline perfectly then you may also whiteboard ultra-holistically. We here at Democracy realize that it is better to e-enable wirelessly than to visualize intuitively. What does it really mean to exploit "transparently"? Do you have a plan to become resource-constrained? Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and Apache. We will utilize the capability of schemas to scale. We understand that it is better to extend magnetically than to brand super-strategically. We frequently extend C2C2C e-businesses. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market conditions! It seems incredible, but it's true! Without meticulously-planned channels, technologies are forced to become 60/24/7/365. The aptitude to visualize extensibly leads to the capacity to revolutionize virtually. The aptitude to disintermediate holistically leads to the aptitude to aggregate seamlessly.