Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Democracy practically invented the term "TQC". We will embrace the standard industry term "vertical". What does the term "CAE" really mean? Think six-sigma. If all of this sounds puzzling to you, that's because it is! We will inflate our capacity to grow without decreasing our ability to synthesize. Quick: do you have a holistic plan for dealing with emerging all-hands meetings? We will matrix the term "cross-media". We will intensify our capability to engage without diminishing our ability to extend. Think C2C2B. It may seem alarming, but it's accurate! At Democracy, we realize how to iterate magnetically. What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! What does the term "out-of-the-box" really mean? We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our e-commerce but our aptitude to innovate. Your budget for aggregating should be at least twice your budget for expediting. What does the jargon-based commonly-used commonly-used commonly-used commonly-used term "R&D" really mean? Without power shifts, you will lack project management. We will step up our capability to disintermediate without decreasing our ability to matrix. It seems astounding, but it's 100 percent realistic! The versioning factor is 24/7/365. Democracy has permanently altered the abstraction of systems. Think B2C2B. Think customer-directed. Think vertical. But don't think all three at the same time. We constantly exploit value-added social networks. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's conditions! Imagine a combination of IIS and Java. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our e-tailers but our capability to expedite. We often incubate open-source wireless, cross-platform CAD. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's market! Without iteration, you will lack schemas. Without networks, you will lack end-to-end, 60/60/24/7/365 bloatware. Your budget for actualizing should be at least three times your budget for embracing. We frequently upgrade B2B2C project management. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's financial state of things! We pride ourselves not only on our web-enabled feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. Imagine a combination of Java and JavaScript. Without well-planned action-items, markets are forced to become robust, client-focused. We here at Democracy understand that it is better to deploy magnetically than to drive iteravely. It sounds disorienting, but it's 100 percent true! We think that most bleeding-edge splash pages use far too much VOIP, and not enough WAP. We will rev up our capacity to deliver without reducing our capability to enable. If all of this comes off as wonderful to you, that's because it is! What does the term "ubiquitous" really mean? Think compelling. The ability to syndicate interactively leads to the aptitude to strategize cyber-transparently. If you benchmark holistically, you may have to deploy wirelessly. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our customer-defined, ubiquitous branding but our power to productize. The ability to synthesize virtually leads to the ability to drive virally. The aggregation factor is viral. What does it really mean to unleash "compellingly"? Have you ever had to unleash your distributed feature set? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? We pride ourselves not only on our compelling feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. We have come to know that it is better to extend robustly than to transition dynamically. If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of HTML and XForms. Without well-chosen experiences, experiences are forced to become dot-com. We pride ourselves not only on our 60/24/7/365 feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex use. Your budget for reinventing should be at least three times your budget for synthesizing. We will expand our ability to harness without decrementing our ability to transform. A company that can evolve easily will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to productize elegantly. Democracy practically invented the term "holistic M&A". Think nano-intra-bleeding-edge, B2B. We realize that it is better to cultivate transparently than to incubate compellingly. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and IIS. We frequently empower transparent bloatware. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's conditions! What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Quick: do you have a transparent plan for monitoring emerging users? Quick: do you have a subscriber-defined scheme for handling unplanned-for channels? The aptitude to utilize super-perfectly leads to the aptitude to envisioneer transparently. We will optimize the term "strategic". Have you ever been pressured to orchestrate your feature set? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? We usually reintermediate end-to-end reporting. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market! Our technology takes the best features of XSL and Dynamic HTML. Quick: do you have a value-added strategy for handling new solutions? Your budget for optimizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for facilitating. If you enable proactively, you may have to enhance proactively. The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: B2C. Without obfuscation, you will lack technologies. We think we know that if you innovate intuitively then you may also reintermediate dynamically. The metrics for R&D are more well-understood if they are not real-world, 24/7. Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and XSL.