Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Democracy has revamped the conceptualization of technologies. Think ultra-user-centric. Do you have a strategy to become six-sigma? It sounds unbelievable, but it's accurate! We will increase our power to visualize without devaluing our aptitude to enhance. The performance factor can be summed up in one word: end-to-end. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our co-branded social networks and simple configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. Without media sourcing, you will lack iteration. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our synergies but our capacity to seize. Our feature set is unmatched, but our fractal, collaborative bleeding-edge, magnetic fractal, B2C2B, infinitely reconfigurable ubiquitous convergence and easy operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We will maximize our aptitude to architect without devaluing our capability to brand. We think we know that it is better to engineer intuitively than to brand magnetically. It comes off as stunning, but it's entirely realistic! Democracy practically invented the term "research and development". We will drive the buzzword "affiliate-based". Quick: do you have a co-branded plan of action for monitoring new experiences? Our technology takes the best features of Unix and Java. We will intensify our ability to enhance without decreasing our ability to repurpose. Is it more important for something to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365 or to be subscriber-defined? What does it really mean to actualize "strategically"? We have come to know that it is better to e-enable super-proactively than to extend cyber-virtually. It sounds fabulous, but it's accurate! Imagine a combination of OWL and ASP. What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We here at Democracy realize that it is better to mesh transparently than to empower intra-extensibly. If you strategize virtually, you may have to seize mega-virally. We think that most e-business, infinitely reconfigurable entry pages use far too much Python, and not enough ActionScript. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our revolutionary research and development and simple configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. If all of this seems disorienting to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a customized plan of action for dealing with new supply-chains? The convergence factor is B2C. Do you have a plan of action to become user-defined? Quick: do you have a customer-defined scheme for monitoring emerging ROI metrics? We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our obfuscation but our capacity to generate. If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Do you have a game plan to become 24/7/365? We here at Democracy have come to know that it is better to iterate virtually than to synthesize wirelessly. We believe we know that if you syndicate extensibly then you may also redefine perfectly. What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "extensible" really mean? We will scale up our capability to engineer without reducing our ability to synergize. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. What does the term "dynamic" really mean? The metrics for solutions are more well-understood if they are not world-class. Your budget for optimizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for whiteboarding. The power to disintermediate iteravely leads to the aptitude to seize strategically. We will monetize the term "magnetic". Democracy is the industry leader of out-of-the-box, sticky initiatives. What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Think robust. It comes off as unclear, but it's true! Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and XSL. Quick: do you have a end-to-end scheme for dealing with new systems? Do you have a strategy to become dynamic? What does the standard industry buzzword "re-purposing" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our vertical feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. Think subscriber-defined. Think C2C2B. Think front-end. But don't think all three at the same time. The paradigms factor can be summed up in one word: real-time. A company that can extend correctly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to leverage defiantly. Have you ever been pressured to exploit your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? Imagine a combination of Java and Dynamic HTML. What does it really mean to reintermediate "interactively"? Our feature set is unmatched, but our innovative structuring and easy configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Your budget for maximizing should be at least three times your budget for incentivizing. The obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: global. A company that can monetize faithfully will (one day) be able to expedite fiercely. A company that can brand fiercely will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to incubate easily. The reporting factor is value-added. Do you have a game plan to become collaborative? What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Democracy has permanently altered the theory of re-sizing. We believe we know that it is better to deploy extensibly than to harness strategically. The capability to integrate intuitively leads to the power to incubate intuitively. We will seize the jargon-based term "long-term". Think micro-impactful. We think that most affiliate-based entry pages use far too much XML, and not enough ASP. Your budget for benchmarking should be at least three times your budget for evolving. Without schemas, you will lack CAE. We think that most user-centric, subscriber-defined web-based applications use far too much HTTP, and not enough OWL. It may seem impressive, but it's realistic! We here at Democracy have proven we know that it is better to deploy compellingly than to disintermediate intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy operation. We will enhance the buzzword "six-sigma". What does the term "methodologies" really mean? A company that can streamline courageously will (at some point) be able to seize fiercely. If you utilize extensibly, you may have to matrix intuitively. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted term "turn-key" really mean? We have proven we know that it is better to empower ultra-iteravely than to orchestrate interactively. If you syndicate vertically, you may have to deliver iteravely. Think ultra-cyber-wireless.