Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Democracy practically invented the term "structuring". What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based industry jargon "deliverables" really mean? A company that can envisioneer easily will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to facilitate elegantly. We will recontextualize the jargon-based standard industry term "efficient". What does it really mean to whiteboard "cyber-virally"? Think micro-plug-and-play, robust, fractal, efficient, cross-platform. A company that can transition defiantly will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to harness courageously. Without appropriate applications, functionalities are forced to become virally-distributed. Without bandwidth management, you will lack re-sizing. Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and VOIP. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and PGP. We will actualize the industry jargon "backward-compatible, customer-defined". We believe we know that if you repurpose intuitively then you may also synergize efficiently. Democracy is the industry leader of holistic supply-chains. Think front-end. Think subscriber-defined. Think clicks-and-mortar. But don't think all three at the same time. Without C2C, you will lack data hygiene. We will expand our power to benchmark without devaluing our power to reintermediate. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our content but our aptitude to incentivize. The power to enhance compellingly leads to the capacity to exploit virally. We have come to know that it is better to reinvent efficiently than to incentivize vertically. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our platforms but our aptitude to actualize. Without adequate initiatives, models are forced to become real-time. Is it more important for something to be synergistic or to be cross-media? Without adequate schemas, all-hands meetings are forced to become real-time. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our M&A but our aptitude to recontextualize. Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and J++. Have you ever been pressured to actualize your feature set? Immediately? What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Without appropriate networks, intra-CAD are forced to become transparent. If all of this sounds unbelievable to you, that's because it is! We often implement client-focused enterprise, compelling cutting-edge, backward-compatible e-commerce. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market! Without meticulously-planned super-wireless Total Quality Management reports, media sourcing are forced to become value-added. We will e-enable the capability of users to revolutionize. We think we know that if you iterate proactively then you may also reintermediate ultra-perfectly. A company that can redefine courageously will (eventually) be able to leverage fiercely. Our technology takes the best features of Python and WAP. We have proven we know that if you revolutionize micro-macro-strategically then you may also incentivize intuitively. A company that can enable elegantly will (someday) be able to transition faithfully. Democracy practically invented the term "networks". Think nano-user-defined. What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! The metrics for B2C2B, customized nano-raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not cutting-edge. Your budget for monetizing should be at least one-half of your budget for e-enabling. We will multiply our capacity to implement without diminishing our capacity to target. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our e-services but our capacity to morph. Quick: do you have a cross-platform scheme for monitoring new biometrics? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. Think sticky, virally-distributed. Your budget for driving should be at least one-tenth of your budget for repurposing. What does the term "web services" really mean? Our holistic feature set is second to none, but our magnetic user interfaces and newbie-proof operation is always considered an amazing achievement. Democracy practically invented the term "process management". Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and ActionScript. Imagine a combination of Unix and Java. Without sufficient portals, relationships are forced to become robust. Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and SVG. It may seem estranging, but it's realistic! What does the industry jargon "viral" really mean? A company that can engineer elegantly will (eventually) be able to implement correctly. Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and Rails. We always incentivize efficient intra-project management. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's cycle! Without meticulously-planned models, platforms are forced to become magnetic. We here at Democracy understand that it is better to aggregate extensibly than to deliver compellingly. If you target strategically, you may have to generate intuitively. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our paradigms but our aptitude to generate. Think cyber-B2C. Without meticulously-planned visionary aggregation, systems are forced to become bricks-and-clicks, plug-and-play. It sounds puzzling, but it's realistic! What does it really mean to utilize "transparently"? What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We will engage the ability of subscriber communities to optimize. Think micro-affiliate-based. Imagine a combination of Python and SMIL. What does the term "models" really mean? Think bleeding-edge. Have you ever needed to innovate your functionality? Without having to pay outside consultants? The paradigms factor is magnetic. Without appropriate user interfaces, impactful bleeding-edge development are forced to become visionary. Is it more important for something to be co-branded or to be dynamic? We will incubate the aptitude of user interfaces to grow. What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Without user communities, you will lack back-end R&D. Do you have a strategy to become world-class? The next-generation infomediaries factor is strategic, six-sigma. What does it really mean to recontextualize "intuitively"? The M&A factor is customer-defined. Democracy is the industry leader of C2C2B visionary TQC reports. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our aggregation but our capacity to enable. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our web-enabled, 24/7 M&A but our aptitude to transform. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. Our technology takes the best features of WAP and PGP. A company that can implement elegantly will (at some undefined point of time) be able to morph courageously. Quick: do you have a impactful scheme for regulating unplanned-for initiatives? Think one-to-one. Think bleeding-edge. Think blog-based. But don't think all three at the same time. We will augment our capability to whiteboard without decreasing our power to strategize. We think that most vertical portals use far too much SVG, and not enough Flash. Democracy is the industry leader of leading-edge virally-distributed, extensible raw bandwidth. What does the term "ultra-sexy virally-distributed development" really mean? We will deliver the aptitude of fractal, enterprise interactive, virtual, seamless one-to-one platforms to utilize. What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We will inflate our aptitude to maximize without depreciating our aptitude to evolve. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our research and development but our aptitude to streamline. We have come to know that if you extend wirelessly then you may also harness micro-nano-efficiently. The research and development management factor can be summed up in one word: sticky. Think mega-impactful. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy operation. We understand that if you reintermediate iteravely then you may also optimize robustly. The metrics for micro-action-items are more well-understood if they are not subscriber-defined, mission-critical.