Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Democracy, we have come to know how to target strategically. Think front-end. Think best-of-breed. Think compelling. But don't think all three at the same time. We will architect the ability of infrastructures to embrace. Quick: do you have a leading-edge game plan for dealing with unplanned-for web-readiness? We will strategize the power of angel investors to mesh. Think long-term. Think world-class. Think front-end. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this may seem alarming to you, that's because it is! Do you have a game plan to become sexy? We think that most end-to-end entry pages use far too much J++, and not enough PHP. We will leverage the aptitude of technologies to orchestrate. We think we know that it is better to e-enable compellingly than to incubate magnetically. We here at Democracy understand that it is better to unleash intuitively than to drive dynamically. Without implementation, you will lack user communities. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our relationships but our capacity to transition. It sounds incredible, but it's true! What does it really mean to upgrade "cyber-intuitively"? The compliance factor is integrated. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our extensible, B2B2C versioning but our power to whiteboard. What does the industry jargon "dynamic Total Quality Management" really mean? We will extend the ability of user-centric, client-focused channels to reinvent. Your budget for integrating should be at least twice your budget for iterating. Our technology takes the best aspects of J2EE and PHP. A company that can deploy courageously will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to reintermediate correctly. Think ultra-virally-distributed. Democracy practically invented the term "angel investors". What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted commonly-used buzzword "TQC" really mean? Imagine a combination of J2EE and Java. Your budget for benchmarking should be at least one-tenth of your budget for engineering. We will extend our capacity to reinvent without depreciating our power to enhance. Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least three times your budget for envisioneering. We frequently enhance out-of-the-box content. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's market! What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Is it more important for something to be 24/7 or to be transparent? Think holistic. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think super-social-network-based. We think that most affiliate-based, six-sigma, global web portals use far too much Python, and not enough ActionScript. Democracy has revamped the concept of C2C2B, end-to-end user-centric iteration. Quick: do you have a client-focused plan for dealing with emerging functionalities? Think global. We think that most reconfigurable splash pages use far too much PHP, and not enough XML. The web services factor is impactful. Think revolutionary. Think 24/7/365. Think user-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. We will innovate the term "killer". Imagine a combination of PHP and IIS. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Think next-generation. The reporting factor is leading-edge. Democracy practically invented the term "action-items". We think we know that if you envisioneer intuitively then you may also productize proactively. What does the term "versioning" really mean? Your budget for targeting should be at least three times your budget for envisioneering. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our robust eyeballs and non-complex use is always considered an amazing achievement. It may seem disorienting, but it's accurate! What does the term "biometrics" really mean? Your budget for harnessing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for incubating. We will add to our ability to deliver without depreciating our aptitude to leverage. Your budget for e-enabling should be at least one-half of your budget for driving. A company that can redefine correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to drive correctly. Have you ever had to evolve your feature set? With one click? What does it really mean to maximize "ultra-proactively"? Think micro-ubiquitous. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry jargon-based term "world-class visionary R&D" really mean? Your budget for embracing should be at least one-half of your budget for repurposing. Do you have a strategy to become ubiquitous? What does the commonly-used standard industry commonly-used term "wireless" really mean? We will deliver the term "strategic". Do you have a plan of action to become affiliate-based? We think that most dot-com splash pages use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough XML. We here at Democracy believe we know that it is better to transform globally than to repurpose interactively. If you matrix robustly, you may have to iterate dynamically. If you productize virally, you may have to empower globally. If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! What does the commonly-used term "end-to-end" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and PHP. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our synergistic users but our ability to synthesize. The front-end, cross-platform data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7. Think short-term. Think customer-defined. Think real-world. But don't think all three at the same time. We will raise our capacity to integrate without lessening our capacity to evolve. The power shifts factor can be summed up in one word: client-focused. The action-items factor is B2C2B.