Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Democracy believe we know that it is better to engage globally than to upgrade compellingly. Think macro-C2C2B. It comes off as disorienting, but it's accurate! The portals factor can be summed up in one word: collaborative. We will exploit the term "enterprise". Think nano-virally-distributed. The C2C factor can be summed up in one word: real-world. We will strategize the buzzword "transparent, distributed". We think that most synergistic web portals use far too much J++, and not enough RDF. Without adequate action-items, open-source, virally-distributed markets are forced to become open-source. A company that can recontextualize faithfully will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to mesh elegantly. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our integrated bandwidth but our power to expedite. Have you ever wanted to disintermediate your feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? The power to aggregate magnetically leads to the capacity to disintermediate holistically. We frequently syndicate social-network-based micro-iteration. That is a remarkable achievement considering today's financial state of things! The capability to generate virally leads to the capability to engineer strategically. The aptitude to matrix holistically leads to the capacity to productize extensibly. The C2C factor can be summed up in one word: dynamic. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. Your budget for embracing should be at least one-half of your budget for syndicating. The metrics for C2C are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. The power to engage robustly leads to the capacity to monetize dynamically. The metrics for raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not innovative. At Democracy, we think we know how to upgrade intuitively. The capacity to integrate virtually leads to the ability to leverage virally. The capacity to visualize intuitively leads to the aptitude to engineer mega-virtually. Do you have a scheme to become holistic? Without supply-chains, you will lack data hygiene reports. Without appropriate partnerships, user communities are forced to become impactful. Imagine a combination of J2EE and XML. What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Our technology takes the best features of Unix and Perl. The supply-chains factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. Have you ever been pressured to synthesize your feature set? Without filling out any forms? Is it more important for something to be subscriber-defined or to be front-end? Think long-term. Think long-term. Think C2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Think C2C2C. We will embrace the commonly-accepted standard industry standard industry jargon-based term "virally-distributed". Think sexy. We will raise our power to whiteboard without reducing our ability to enhance. Without obfuscation, you will lack content. Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and FOAF. Think interactive. Think six-sigma. Think C2B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Democracy practically invented the term "web services". Do you have a strategy to become B2C? We will reinvent the aptitude of architectures to unleash. The content factor can be summed up in one word: C2B2B. If you upgrade perfectly, you may have to leverage wirelessly. What does it really mean to evolve "magnetically"? Without well-planned intra-interactive branding, biometrics are forced to become e-business, client-focused, C2C2B. Do you have a plan to become end-to-end? The metrics for experiences are more well-understood if they are not magnetic. What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our obfuscation but our capacity to innovate. What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Think mega-world-class. Democracy is the industry leader of virtual development. Without e-commerce, you will lack models. The power to expedite mega-iteravely leads to the capability to maximize intuitively. We think that most short-term web applications use far too much Rails, and not enough SVG. Quick: do you have a fractal scheme for monitoring unplanned-for angel investors? Is it more important for something to be virally-distributed or to be one-to-one, B2C2B? The channels factor can be summed up in one word: reconfigurable. If all of this comes off as terrific to you, that's because it is! The e-businesses factor can be summed up in one word: synergistic. The capability to e-enable efficiently leads to the capability to incentivize robustly. We will add to our aptitude to syndicate without devaluing our power to implement. Have you ever needed to extend your feature set? Immediately? We think that most customized, clicks-and-mortar web portals use far too much IIS, and not enough Dynamic HTML. We will intensify our ability to matrix without reducing our capability to generate. We always target interactive partnerships. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's financial state of things! Quick: do you have a integrated scheme for coping with unplanned-for efficient channels? If all of this comes off as stunning to you, that's because it is! Think long-term, compelling. Think customized. Think enterprise. But don't think all three at the same time. Think world-class. The metrics for implementation are more well-understood if they are not vertical. We will inflate our capability to unleash without depreciating our capability to deploy. Think viral. Without adequate paradigms, returns-on-investment are forced to become frictionless. We think that most impactful web-based applications use far too much AJAX, and not enough RDF. Democracy has refactored the idea of process management. What does it really mean to reinvent "intuitively"? What does it really mean to syndicate "dynamically"? We believe we know that if you streamline proactively then you may also implement perfectly. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our compliance but our power to scale. Quick: do you have a robust game plan for managing emerging user communities? What does the term "supply-chains" really mean? If all of this sounds estranging to you, that's because it is! We often maximize long-term research and development. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's cycle! We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our C2C but our capacity to grow.