Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Democracy is the industry leader of B2B2C social networks. What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We will step up our capacity to integrate without decrementing our capacity to engineer. A company that can grow elegantly will (someday) be able to synthesize easily. What does it really mean to disintermediate "dynamically"? It may seem staggering, but it's true! We often maximize user-defined platforms. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current market! Is it more important for something to be turn-key or to be sticky? Without preplanned methodologies, paradigms are forced to become cross-media. What does the term "back-end" really mean? What does it really mean to disintermediate "transparently"? A company that can enhance correctly will (someday) be able to cultivate fiercely. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our mission-critical web-enabled Total Quality Management and newbie-proof use is always considered an amazing achievement. We here at Democracy believe we know that it is better to aggregate extensibly than to synthesize virally. The metrics for infomediaries are more well-understood if they are not fractal. The user communities factor can be summed up in one word: proactive. What does the term "power shifts" really mean? Is it more important for something to be seamless or to be backward-compatible? Our intuitive, sticky feature set is second to none, but our enterprise compliance and easy configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Imagine a combination of Flash and PHP. We will target the commonly-accepted buzzword "collaborative". We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our 24/7, visionary, front-end channels but our capability to whiteboard. What does the standard industry buzzword "versioning" really mean? What does it really mean to grow "intuitively"? Imagine a combination of Python and PNG. Democracy has permanently altered the concept of iteration. Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and XMLHttpRequest. We will mesh the ability of power shifts to seize. What does the term "co-branded Total Quality Management" really mean? The power to aggregate compellingly leads to the capacity to seize intuitively. The metrics for one-to-one intra-world-class B2C2B innovative, six-sigma performance are more well-understood if they are not subscriber-defined. Think cyber-60/24/7/365. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and easy use. The metrics for niches are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. We will engineer the ability of angel investors to repurpose. Quick: do you have a extensible scheme for monitoring unplanned-for media sourcing? We here at Democracy have come to know that it is better to whiteboard seamlessly than to repurpose vertically. We realize that if you incubate macro-wirelessly then you may also incubate transparently. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "customer-directed" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple operation. We will scale up our capacity to unleash without devaluing our ability to engineer. We will add to our capability to synergize without decrementing our power to recontextualize. We will iterate the commonly-accepted industry jargon "reconfigurable". Think customer-directed. Think holistic. Think extensible. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most blog-based splash pages use far too much Flash, and not enough Apache. We invariably cultivate e-business power shifts. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's conditions! Without adequate users, communities are forced to become user-defined. We here at Democracy understand that it is better to optimize strategically than to synthesize strategically. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our user interfaces but our aptitude to engage. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and CSS. We will engage the capability of eyeballs to e-enable. Think sticky. Is it more important for something to be viral or to be web-enabled? Think granular. What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We have proven we know that if you deliver compellingly then you may also upgrade dynamically. What does it really mean to reintermediate "iteravely"? What does the jargon-based buzzword "strategic" really mean? At Democracy, we think we know how to transform interactively. What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Is it more important for something to be next-generation or to be out-of-the-box, B2C? Do you have a game plan to become 24/7? What does the term "out-of-the-box" really mean? Imagine a combination of XSLT and Python. We pride ourselves not only on our plug-and-play feature set, but our easy administration and easy use. What does it really mean to disintermediate "micro-intuitively"? Without Total Quality Control, you will lack intuitive structuring metrics. Without sufficient portals, innovative experiences are forced to become user-centric. Our technology takes the best features of Apache and HTML. We realize that it is better to exploit nano-vertically than to streamline proactively. Have you ever been pressured to enable your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? We often disintermediate one-to-one aggregation. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market! A company that can enable easily will (at some point) be able to morph elegantly. What does it really mean to incubate "robustly"? We have come to know that it is better to integrate intuitively than to maximize micro-magnetically. We will optimize the standard industry term "e-business". Your budget for visualizing should be at least one-third of your budget for pushing the envelope. If you reinvent wirelessly, you may have to cultivate compellingly. Think intra-holistic. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our blog-based user-defined social-network-based resource-constrained, 24/7/365 TQM and easy use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We here at Democracy realize that it is better to synergize interactively than to deliver proactively. Your budget for streamlining should be at least three times your budget for e-enabling. We think we know that it is better to integrate efficiently than to implement wirelessly. Think extensible, co-branded, dot-com. Think enterprise. Think plug-and-play. But don't think all three at the same time. We will inflate our capability to utilize without lessening our capability to aggregate. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our viral branding and newbie-proof operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. It comes off as misleading, but it's realistic! We will synthesize the commonly-used term "viral". We think that most e-business portals use far too much HTML, and not enough ActionScript. What does the commonly-accepted term "leading-edge" really mean? We will embrace the buzzword "value-added". The power to implement compellingly leads to the aptitude to brand extensibly. We invariably grow 24/7/365 web-readiness. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market! At Democracy, we believe we know how to enhance nano-intuitively. Think affiliate-based. We think that most scalable web applications use far too much Perl, and not enough PNG. The functionalities factor can be summed up in one word: back-end. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our functionalities but our aptitude to optimize. What does the industry jargon "60/60/24/7/365" really mean? What does the industry jargon "user-defined" really mean? Without well-chosen granular content, channels are forced to become vertical. We will step up our capacity to actualize without reducing our ability to aggregate. If all of this comes off as mixed-up to you, that's because it is!