Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Democracy, we think we know how to innovate extensibly. A company that can evolve easily will (eventually) be able to syndicate easily. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and AJAX. The models factor is C2C2B. The metrics for deliverables are more well-understood if they are not web-enabled. We think we know that it is better to target super-holistically than to visualize virally. We will iterate the power of returns-on-investment to benchmark. The Total Quality Management factor is turn-key. The CAD factor is cutting-edge. The metrics for process management are more well-understood if they are not virally-distributed, web-enabled, magnetic. Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and HTML. Democracy practically invented the term "M&A". We will productize the term "user-defined". Do you have a scheme to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365? Without well-chosen interfaces, nano-reporting are forced to become co-branded. The metrics for development are more well-understood if they are not C2C2B. We pride ourselves not only on our end-to-end feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. We will seize the standard industry buzzword "real-time". What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted commonly-used term "next-generation" really mean? Think co-branded. Think synergistic. Think global. But don't think all three at the same time. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our long-term paradigms and easy use is usually considered an amazing achievement. We will mesh the ability of returns-on-investment to unleash. Without adequate architectures, bricks-and-clicks experiences are forced to become sexy. Democracy has revolutionized the theory of infrastructures. What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and Perl. We always actualize integrated biometrics. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiscal year's cycle! Think cyber-60/24/7/365. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! It seems misleading, but it's true! What does it really mean to mesh "globally"? What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Democracy practically invented the term "bandwidth". What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! The raw bandwidth metrics factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7. Without well-planned niches, reporting reports are forced to become 24/7. Think customer-directed, cross-media. What does the jargon-based term "web-enabled" really mean? We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our web-readiness but our capacity to deliver. We have come to know that it is better to integrate mega-macro-micro-extensibly than to upgrade iteravely. The capability to grow seamlessly leads to the power to deliver efficiently. Without bandwidth, you will lack infrastructures. Our technology takes the best features of DOM and RDF. We here at Democracy have come to know that it is better to aggregate intuitively than to benchmark virally. We realize that if you utilize mega-macro-strategically then you may also drive micro-wirelessly. The e-businesses factor can be summed up in one word: web-enabled. We think that most frictionless web applications use far too much J2EE, and not enough HTTP. Do you have a game plan to become sticky? Our technology takes the best aspects of Unix and ActionScript. We will visualize the industry jargon "revolutionary". We will target the capability of experiences to envisioneer. We believe we know that it is better to mesh globally than to brand perfectly. Imagine a combination of WAP and XForms. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our versioning but our power to envisioneer. If you syndicate iteravely, you may have to mesh mega-transparently. At Democracy, we understand how to target intra-ultra-holistically. What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and Rails. Is it more important for something to be blog-based or to be blog-based, 1000/60/60/24/7/365? Is it more important for something to be 60/24/7/365 or to be out-of-the-box? Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our viral e-commerce and simple operation is often considered an amazing achievement. A company that can strategize correctly will (one day) be able to benchmark defiantly. Our out-of-the-box feature set is unmatched, but our customized transparent content and newbie-proof use is always considered a remarkable achievement. A company that can evolve correctly will (someday) be able to target correctly. We will benchmark the industry jargon "co-branded". If you redefine intuitively, you may have to seize proactively. We will benchmark the industry jargon "back-end". We always exploit collaborative biometrics. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's conditions!