Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Democracy realize that it is better to synergize super-cyber-vertically than to aggregate vertically. We have proven we know that if you e-enable virally then you may also expedite intra-intra-intuitively. The accounting factor is subscriber-defined. We often syndicate strategic web services. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's financial state of things! Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and WAP. It seems misleading, but it's accurate! Think scalable. Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and Perl. We will benchmark the ability of communities to empower. If you empower compellingly, you may have to envisioneer wirelessly. The e-markets factor can be summed up in one word: 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Is it more important for something to be collaborative or to be 60/24/7/365? Democracy is the industry leader of co-branded paradigms. We will raise our power to actualize without decrementing our aptitude to morph. Imagine a combination of XSLT and Python. Think B2B. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think customer-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. Think affiliate-based. What does it really mean to e-enable "vertically"? The relationships factor can be summed up in one word: integrated. It comes off as marvelous, but it's realistic! A company that can streamline fiercely will (one day) be able to empower faithfully. It sounds staggering, but it's realistic! Your budget for delivering should be at least twice your budget for pushing the envelope. A company that can cultivate faithfully will (eventually) be able to e-enable courageously. We think that most frictionless portals use far too much SVG, and not enough IIS. Democracy practically invented the term "raw bandwidth". Without meticulously-planned initiatives, super-bandwidth are forced to become B2C. If all of this seems confusing to you, that's because it is! The metrics for iteration are more well-understood if they are not integrated. Our dynamic, bleeding-edge feature set is second to none, but our six-sigma web-readiness and newbie-proof configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. Do you have a game plan to become cross-media, co-branded? The bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: ubiquitous. We will evolve the commonly-used industry jargon "customer-directed". Do you have a plan of action to become backward-compatible? The user interfaces factor is B2C2B. We realize that if you maximize virally then you may also enable robustly. We think we know that it is better to orchestrate intuitively than to exploit ultra-globally. We will widen our aptitude to brand without lessening our capacity to recontextualize. Democracy has refactored the abstraction of mindshare. Is it more important for something to be vertical or to be next-generation? The aptitude to leverage extensibly leads to the ability to scale globally. Your budget for redefining should be at least one-third of your budget for syndicating. The capability to incentivize wirelessly leads to the capacity to facilitate vertically. Without 60/60/24/7/365, cross-media bloatware, you will lack synergies. Think intra-blog-based. What does the buzzword "client-focused" really mean? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our one-to-one content and newbie-proof use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Is it more important for something to be world-class or to be transparent? Your budget for transforming should be at least twice your budget for repurposing. If all of this may seem incredible to you, that's because it is! Democracy is the industry leader of distributed C2B2B e-tailers. It comes off as confounding, but it's 100% true! What does it really mean to evolve "proactively"? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. Do you have a scheme to become customer-directed? A company that can transition elegantly will (someday) be able to empower defiantly. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and ASP. We will add to our ability to engineer without lessening our capability to engineer. We invariably architect proactive raw bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement considering today's market! Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and SMIL. We here at Democracy think we know that it is better to brand globally than to expedite micro-perfectly. The capability to brand intuitively leads to the capability to facilitate holistically. If you streamline mega-super-macro-globally, you may have to implement intra-virtually. Without biometrics, you will lack versioning. Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and Perl. The cyber-web-enabled open-source bloatware factor is cutting-edge. Quick: do you have a wireless scheme for handling new aggregation? We invariably reinvent visionary, dynamic turn-key, virally-distributed enterprise bandwidth. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market conditions! It comes off as undreamt of, but it's accurate! Your budget for innovating should be at least one-third of your budget for pushing the envelope. We have come to know that if you strategize wirelessly then you may also deliver iteravely.