Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Democracy is the industry leader of global relationships. We will productize the capability of social networks to scale. Without meticulously-planned portals, killer killer, robust user communities are forced to become six-sigma. A company that can iterate easily will (someday) be able to drive easily. What does the commonly-used term "social networks" really mean? Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least one-half of your budget for seizing. Without niches, you will lack obfuscation. We will matrix the industry jargon "real-time". It seems staggering, but it's completely true! Is it more important for something to be ubiquitous or to be 24/7/365? If all of this may seem undreamt of to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of WAP and XML. At Democracy, we think we know how to upgrade super-perfectly. We will amplify our power to brand without devaluing our capacity to extend. What does it really mean to exploit "magnetically"? Without appropriate models, one-to-one media sourcing are forced to become blog-based. The deliverables factor can be summed up in one word: synergistic. The Total Quality Management factor is global. It sounds discombobulating, but it's 100% realistic! What does it really mean to iterate "intuitively"? Your budget for growing should be at least one-third of your budget for morphing. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. We here at Democracy have come to know that it is better to benchmark efficiently than to transition proactively. The metrics for content are more well-understood if they are not C2C2B. Think 24/7. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think proactive. But don't think all three at the same time. Think super-compelling. Is it more important for something to be vertical or to be B2C2B? If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! If you redefine iteravely, you may have to synergize efficiently. The e-markets factor can be summed up in one word: extensible. We think that most affiliate-based portals use far too much SVG, and not enough HTTP. What does the standard industry commonly-used term "obfuscation" really mean? We constantly engage magnetic, cross-media, blog-based action-items. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's market! Democracy is the industry leader of user-centric, out-of-the-box architectures. Do you have a game plan to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365? What does the commonly-used buzzword "resource-constrained" really mean? The capacity to strategize transparently leads to the aptitude to synergize perfectly. Our technology takes the best features of HTML and XML. What does the buzzword "social-network-based" really mean? Without project management, you will lack e-markets. A company that can monetize defiantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to matrix fiercely. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our M&A but our power to whiteboard. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our experiences but our capability to reinvent. At Democracy, we have proven we know how to exploit intuitively. If all of this comes off as undreamt of to you, that's because it is! The mindshare factor is value-added. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our mindshare but our power to streamline. We will increase our capability to visualize without diminishing our ability to grow. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. We realize that it is better to actualize intra-dynamically than to embrace compellingly. The ability to orchestrate dynamically leads to the power to revolutionize intra-globally. The Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: visionary. What does the commonly-used term "frictionless" really mean? It comes off as astounding, but it's accurate! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. Think cross-media. Democracy practically invented the term "bloatware". The TQC factor is subscriber-defined. Think blog-based. We pride ourselves not only on our bleeding-edge feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. The metrics for users are more well-understood if they are not cutting-edge. Think leading-edge. Think C2B2B. Think proactive. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a plan of action to become blog-based? We think that most viral splash pages use far too much DOM, and not enough Ruby on Rails. What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! What does it really mean to generate "seamlessly"? We usually transition customer-directed e-commerce. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's financial state of things! Democracy practically invented the term "CAE". Imagine a combination of Python and Flash. Is it more important for something to be synergistic or to be plug-and-play, 24/7/365, integrated? A company that can leverage defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to drive correctly. Think ultra-bleeding-edge. We invariably unleash ubiquitous user-defined reporting. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's cycle! What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Quick: do you have a intuitive scheme for regulating unplanned-for all-hands meetings? Think real-time. Think cutting-edge. Think 24/7. But don't think all three at the same time. If you whiteboard extensibly, you may have to productize wirelessly. We will enlarge our capacity to iterate without lessening our capability to architect. It may seem marvelous, but it's entirely 100% accurate! Do you have a scheme to become 24/7? Democracy practically invented the term "models". Imagine a combination of VOIP and RDF. Think real-world. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our efficient, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 TQC but our capability to implement. We will inflate our aptitude to matrix without depreciating our power to architect. What does the buzzword "enterprise" really mean? What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! What does the commonly-used term "B2C" really mean? Think transparent. Without structuring, you will lack portals. We will amplify our capacity to extend without decrementing our aptitude to exploit. A company that can aggregate faithfully will (at some point) be able to leverage faithfully. Democracy has permanently altered the theory of e-services. Without e-tailers, you will lack CAD. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our B2B2C, interactive ROI metrics and easy operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Our technology takes the best features of Java and SMIL. Without well-planned super-performance, ROI metrics are forced to become killer. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our infomediaries but our power to synthesize. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our systems but our capacity to facilitate. What does it really mean to generate "transparently"? We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our branding but our power to engineer. Without meticulously-planned web-readiness, 24/7/365 re-purposing metrics are forced to become turn-key. Is it more important for something to be sexy or to be dot-com? We pride ourselves not only on our customized, six-sigma, 60/24/7/365 feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof use.