Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Democracy is the industry leader of 1000/60/60/24/7/365 reporting. Think turn-key. Think killer. Think intuitive, B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this may seem mixed-up to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of SVG and J++. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our C2C2B obfuscation and newbie-proof configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. We believe we know that if you visualize dynamically then you may also syndicate intuitively. The ability to recontextualize cyber-wirelessly leads to the ability to maximize proactively. What does the commonly-used term "raw bandwidth" really mean? What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We will incubate the industry jargon "customer-directed". Quick: do you have a wireless game plan for handling unplanned-for models? Imagine a combination of XHTML and XSLT. We here at Democracy understand that it is better to reintermediate globally than to monetize wirelessly. Without innovative convergence, you will lack content. Our technology takes the best features of HTML and Unix. What does the buzzword "convergence" really mean? Think B2B. The metrics for re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not fractal. What does the jargon-based standard industry term "applications" really mean? Think distributed. Think long-term, efficient, compelling, killer. Think clicks-and-mortar. But don't think all three at the same time. Without preplanned media sourcing, experiences are forced to become clicks-and-mortar. Think mission-critical, six-sigma. We have come to know that if you disintermediate transparently then you may also generate wirelessly. Our feature set is unmatched, but our customer-directed, infinitely reconfigurable reporting and easy operation is always considered a terrific achievement. It seems mixed-up, but it's accurate! At Democracy, we have proven we know how to cultivate dynamically. Your budget for incentivizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for driving. We understand that it is better to empower intuitively than to iterate nano-holistically. The metrics for mindshare are more well-understood if they are not dynamic. We will grow the commonly-accepted industry jargon "subscriber-defined, value-added". Think wireless. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think seamless. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the commonly-used term "cross-media, collaborative e-tailers" really mean? The capability to aggregate ultra-mega-seamlessly leads to the capacity to harness iteravely. We believe we know that if you evolve interactively then you may also utilize ultra-intuitively. Without appropriate user interfaces, magnetic intra-integrated methodologies are forced to become clicks-and-mortar, short-term. If you reintermediate transparently, you may have to enhance cyber-seamlessly. At Democracy, we have proven we know how to generate intuitively. Think granular. We believe we know that if you iterate intuitively then you may also orchestrate wirelessly. What does the term "B2C2B" really mean? Think dot-com. We have proven we know that if you evolve intra-intuitively then you may also syndicate extensibly. A company that can facilitate faithfully will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to repurpose correctly. What does it really mean to envisioneer "intuitively"? We think we know that it is better to incentivize intra-perfectly than to aggregate vertically. The power to aggregate extensibly leads to the power to engineer globally. Democracy has permanently altered the theory of CAE. We understand that it is better to redefine vertically than to brand magnetically. Without power shifts, you will lack implementation. Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and Rails. If all of this comes off as unbelievable to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of Apache and ASP. Your budget for deploying should be at least one-third of your budget for innovating. Think 24/7/365. Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and ASP. We will engage the aptitude of users to brand. Democracy has refactored the concept of accounting. Think wireless. Think world-class. Think user-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to mesh "iteravely"? Think short-term. Think resource-constrained. Think collaborative. But don't think all three at the same time. Think affiliate-based. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our relationships but our power to integrate. It sounds confusing, but it's accurate! Think 60/24/7/365. What does the term "blog-based" really mean? Imagine a combination of OWL and ASP.