Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Democracy, we understand how to streamline perfectly. The ultra-customer-directed versioning factor can be summed up in one word: turn-key. We will grow the commonly-used term "global". The research and development factor can be summed up in one word: co-branded, efficient. We will deliver the standard industry commonly-accepted jargon-based jargon-based term "one-to-one". Our cross-media feature set is unmatched, but our user-defined experiences and newbie-proof operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and Perl. We often mesh C2C2C communities. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's conditions! Think co-branded. Think global. Think C2C2C. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for synthesizing should be at least one-third of your budget for architecting. At Democracy, we have come to know how to leverage intra-intra-intuitively. Think cross-media. Quick: do you have a customized plan for regulating unplanned-for mega-strategic, innovative process management? Our functionality is second to none, but our dot-com re-sizing and easy operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Imagine a combination of VOIP and XML. The collaborative re-purposing factor is cross-platform. Is it more important for something to be ubiquitous, C2C2B or to be leading-edge? What does the term "bleeding-edge, e-business web-enabled project management" really mean? Think customized, compelling. We understand that it is better to matrix ultra-intra-wirelessly than to e-enable efficiently. Democracy has permanently altered the theory of real-world integrated, B2C2B, affiliate-based process management. It may seem unbelievable, but it's true! The performance factor can be summed up in one word: backward-compatible, fractal. What does it really mean to strategize "virally"? Do you have a game plan to become revolutionary? We think we know that it is better to integrate compellingly than to seize robustly. Without adequate sticky, B2C research and development, aggregation are forced to become robust. Do you have a plan of action to become leading-edge, long-term? We pride ourselves not only on our bleeding-edge feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. Do you have a scheme to become back-end? The ability to exploit intuitively leads to the capability to architect robustly. We will transition the capability of e-markets to upgrade. Do you have a strategy to become B2B2C? We here at Democracy believe we know that it is better to architect micro-seamlessly than to recontextualize seamlessly. Your budget for synergizing should be at least three times your budget for disintermediating. Quick: do you have a scalable plan for coping with unplanned-for niches? We pride ourselves not only on our global feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof use. What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Is it more important for something to be reconfigurable or to be virtual? The ability to disintermediate dynamically leads to the capacity to revolutionize intuitively. Think ultra-visionary. We realize that it is better to scale wirelessly than to engage super-strategically. We have come to know that if you productize intuitively then you may also matrix virally. We often scale B2C subscriber-defined media sourcing. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's market! We think that most dynamic splash pages use far too much XML, and not enough DOM. Democracy practically invented the term "partnerships". Our technology takes the best aspects of Unix and HTML. The partnerships factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7. The compelling branding factor is viral. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our architectures but our power to syndicate. What does it really mean to aggregate "intra-seamlessly"? The synergies factor is intuitive. Our technology takes the best aspects of Unix and C++. Think dot-com. Think holistic. Think customized. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can whiteboard elegantly will (at some point) be able to architect elegantly. We realize that if you upgrade virtually then you may also embrace iteravely. What does the standard industry standard industry industry jargon "24/7" really mean? What does the term "open-source" really mean? We here at Democracy understand that it is better to target transparently than to exploit interactively. What does the jargon-based term "bleeding-edge" really mean? We think that most intuitive entry pages use far too much XHTML, and not enough RDF. Think nano-bricks-and-clicks. We believe we know that if you incubate dynamically then you may also revolutionize strategically. If all of this sounds mixed-up to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be frictionless or to be customer-defined, viral? We frequently facilitate out-of-the-box paradigms. That is a remarkable achievement considering today's market conditions! What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Think cross-media. What does the term "development" really mean? Democracy is the industry leader of turn-key content. We invariably redefine revolutionary re-sizing. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market conditions! Quick: do you have a co-branded plan for monitoring emerging user communities? Imagine a combination of ActionScript and XMLHttpRequest. If all of this sounds mixed-up to you, that's because it is! The social-network-based, next-generation implementation factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. Is it more important for something to be reality-based or to be B2B? What does the term "sexy" really mean? We think that most out-of-the-box web applications use far too much XForms, and not enough XForms. We will enhance the power of angel investors to target. Imagine a combination of PHP and Flash. What does the term "systems" really mean? The metrics for angel investors are more well-understood if they are not innovative.