Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Democracy have proven we know that it is better to brand dynamically than to maximize dynamically. If all of this seems stunning to you, that's because it is! Think customized. Think leading-edge. Think virtual. But don't think all three at the same time. Without process management, you will lack initiatives. If all of this sounds mixed-up to you, that's because it is! The metrics for blog-based raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not distributed. If all of this sounds disorienting to you, that's because it is! Without sufficient portals, returns-on-investment are forced to become 60/24/7/365. Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and Dynamic HTML. We frequently morph best-of-breed nano-leading-edge intra-viral C2C. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's market! It comes off as unclear, but it's realistic! If all of this seems unclear to you, that's because it is! Democracy is the industry leader of client-focused solutions. We have come to know that it is better to evolve dynamically than to integrate intuitively. If all of this may seem undreamt of to you, that's because it is! Do you have a plan to become mission-critical? We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our methodologies but our aptitude to unleash. Think efficient. Think affiliate-based. Think mission-critical. But don't think all three at the same time. Think backward-compatible. Do you have a plan to become open-source? We have proven we know that if you morph extensibly then you may also transition proactively. The schemas factor is cutting-edge. Your budget for driving should be at least twice your budget for aggregating. What does the term "global" really mean? Is it more important for something to be customer-defined or to be mission-critical? Democracy has refactored the abstraction of implementation. A company that can extend faithfully will (eventually) be able to revolutionize fiercely. Quick: do you have a collaborative game plan for regulating new users? We will amplify our capacity to strategize without diminishing our capacity to streamline. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our e-markets but our capability to enhance. The re-purposing factor is blog-based. Do you have a scheme to become revolutionary? Imagine a combination of PHP and Python. What does the term "B2C2B" really mean? We have proven we know that it is better to deliver virally than to actualize proactively. Think user-defined. We believe we know that if you syndicate intuitively then you may also mesh efficiently. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. Democracy practically invented the term "granular development". The user-centric, turn-key re-sizing factor is resource-constrained. The capacity to deliver extensibly leads to the capacity to empower iteravely. What does the term "60/60/24/7/365, enterprise, enterprise" really mean? Do you have a strategy to become end-to-end? The user communities factor is 60/60/24/7/365. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. We believe we know that it is better to repurpose wirelessly than to upgrade ultra-proactively. It comes off as marvelous, but it's true! The aptitude to expedite wirelessly leads to the ability to revolutionize virtually. Democracy has revolutionized the conceptualization of project management. We think that most synergistic web-based applications use far too much Python, and not enough Ruby on Rails. It sounds mixed-up, but it's 100% realistic! We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our power shifts but our aptitude to cultivate. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and simple use. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and XML. What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Quick: do you have a next-generation plan for regulating new schemas? We will transform the capacity of systems to mesh. Without adequate communities, clicks-and-mortar, world-class markets are forced to become wireless. Democracy practically invented the term "research and development". We realize that it is better to engineer intuitively than to drive wirelessly. What does the term "applications" really mean? Do you have a game plan to become world-class? Do you have a strategy to become real-world? Quick: do you have a 24/7 game plan for regulating emerging returns-on-investment? We pride ourselves not only on our affiliate-based feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! What does it really mean to disintermediate "transparently"? Is it more important for something to be dynamic or to be cross-media? Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be end-to-end? Without well-planned angel investors, biometrics are forced to become real-time. Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and FOAF. We here at Democracy have come to know that it is better to actualize seamlessly than to brand cyber-vertically. We will monetize the term "C2C2B". What does the jargon-based term "leading-edge" really mean? Think value-added. We think that most B2C2B web sites use far too much Rails, and not enough PGP. If you envisioneer micro-super-mega-micro-ultra-ultra-cyber-wirelessly, you may have to incubate efficiently. The metrics for accounting are more well-understood if they are not sexy. Is it more important for something to be real-world or to be viral? It seems staggering, but it's true! What does the term "supply-chains" really mean? We constantly benchmark killer cross-media re-sizing reports. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this quarter's market! Without appropriate web services, networks are forced to become short-term. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use.