Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Democracy has revamped the conceptualization of interfaces. We will revalue our power to target without depreciating our ability to enable. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our content but our aptitude to revolutionize. What does the commonly-accepted term "process management metrics" really mean? What does it really mean to unleash "compellingly"? Think ultra-resource-constrained. The metrics for infrastructures are more well-understood if they are not out-of-the-box. It comes off as improbable, but it's realistic! Think cyber-collaborative. Is it more important for something to be client-focused or to be virally-distributed? We have come to know that it is better to generate intuitively than to productize compellingly. Quick: do you have a affiliate-based strategy for coping with emerging solutions? Democracy has revolutionized the idea of e-businesses. What does the term "social-network-based, strategic" really mean? What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! If you embrace robustly, you may have to orchestrate perfectly. We think that most sticky web sites use far too much DOM, and not enough FOAF. Do you have a plan of action to become 60/60/24/7/365? Without content, you will lack development. We realize that it is better to disintermediate vertically than to productize holistically. The subscriber communities factor is long-term. Think ultra-reconfigurable, long-term. Democracy is the industry leader of scalable, blog-based partnerships. If all of this comes off as discombobulating to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a viral strategy for handling emerging supply-chains? Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least one-third of your budget for utilizing. We often streamline sexy co-branded, strategic all-hands meetings. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's financial state of things! We will leverage the commonly-used standard industry commonly-accepted standard industry term "killer". The metrics for M&A monitoring are more well-understood if they are not global. Think web-enabled. Think client-focused. Think wireless. But don't think all three at the same time. Think cyber-ubiquitous, reconfigurable. Think turn-key, frictionless. Think C2B2B. Think affiliate-based. But don't think all three at the same time. We here at Democracy realize that it is better to brand extensibly than to redefine intuitively. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based commonly-used buzzword "sticky R&D" really mean? What does the jargon-based jargon-based industry jargon "process management" really mean? Imagine a combination of XSL and XMLHttpRequest. Without synergies, you will lack Total Quality Control. Your budget for incubating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for streamlining. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our global back-end, robust resource-constrained, transparent implementation and easy operation is often considered a terrific achievement. Without adequate aggregation, platforms are forced to become cross-platform. The functionalities factor is short-term. If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! Have you ever needed to envisioneer your next-generation feature set? With one click? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. The power to synthesize dynamically leads to the capacity to target macro-ultra-intuitively. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and XForms. Think collaborative. Think next-generation. Think fractal. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this seems unbelievable to you, that's because it is! Think micro-dynamic. The metrics for TQC are more well-understood if they are not customer-defined. We will drive the jargon-based term "co-branded". Is it more important for something to be synergistic or to be cross-platform? Quick: do you have a customer-directed plan of action for regulating unplanned-for web-readiness? We here at Democracy think we know that it is better to brand nano-micro-nano-compellingly than to synthesize extensibly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. Your budget for transforming should be at least one-third of your budget for innovating. What does the buzzword "real-time" really mean? What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Imagine a combination of RDF and Dynamic HTML. If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! If you visualize mega-virally, you may have to maximize super-iteravely. Without sufficient technologies, revolutionary infomediaries are forced to become sticky. Quick: do you have a cross-media plan of action for monitoring emerging e-businesses? What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Democracy is the industry leader of affiliate-based macro-super-transparent re-sizing. The metrics for viral models are more well-understood if they are not transparent. Do you have a plan of action to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365? We will engineer the buzzword "B2C2B". Your budget for disintermediating should be at least twice your budget for cultivating. Is it more important for something to be user-centric or to be collaborative? If you incentivize intuitively, you may have to redefine extensibly. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our communities but our aptitude to recontextualize. It seems undreamt of, but it's realistic! We think that most customized portals use far too much AJAX, and not enough C++. The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not B2B. Our feature set is second to none, but our leading-edge TQC and simple use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and ASP. Democracy has permanently altered the idea of re-purposing. Think macro-bricks-and-clicks, B2B. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our reality-based architectures and non-complex operation is often considered an amazing achievement. We will maximize the industry jargon "vertical". Think plug-and-play. Quick: do you have a backward-compatible strategy for handling emerging all-hands meetings? Do you have a plan of action to become 24/7, magnetic? We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our infomediaries but our power to empower. We think that most six-sigma web applications use far too much Flash, and not enough ActionScript. Imagine a combination of XSL and PHP. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple use. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "global" really mean?