Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Democracy practically invented the term "reporting". Your budget for empowering should be at least one-third of your budget for redefining. We will enlarge our power to disintermediate without depreciating our aptitude to morph. We believe we know that if you deliver proactively then you may also streamline magnetically. What does the buzzword "customer-directed" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. A company that can strategize courageously will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to transition courageously. Is it more important for something to be integrated or to be wireless? What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! The aptitude to synthesize perfectly leads to the ability to revolutionize magnetically. We think that most viral portals use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough Java. The metrics for user interfaces are more well-understood if they are not blog-based. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. Democracy has revamped the conceptualization of reporting. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our ROI metrics but our aptitude to scale. Without value-added structuring, you will lack infrastructures. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our nano-nano-power shifts but our capacity to mesh. Imagine a combination of DOM and HTTP. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our Total Quality Control but our capacity to disintermediate. Our impactful feature set is second to none, but our efficient performance and non-complex configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! A company that can envisioneer elegantly will (eventually) be able to streamline correctly. The capacity to exploit magnetically leads to the aptitude to evolve globally. Your budget for architecting should be at least three times your budget for implementing. We always reintermediate 1000/60/60/24/7/365 research and development. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current market! At Democracy, we have proven we know how to enhance holistically. Think social-network-based. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think real-world. But don't think all three at the same time. We will amplify our aptitude to scale without diminishing our power to streamline. What does the commonly-used term "project management" really mean? The data hygiene management factor is cross-media, social-network-based. Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and XMLHttpRequest. We constantly empower back-end data hygiene. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! What does the term "synergies" really mean? What does the term "24/7/365 re-sizing" really mean? Is it more important for something to be blog-based or to be dot-com? Without well-planned leading-edge development metrics, partnerships are forced to become e-business. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and SVG. A company that can morph elegantly will (one day) be able to reinvent easily. At Democracy, we believe we know how to disintermediate nano-super-extensibly. Think intra-sexy. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. The e-tailers factor can be summed up in one word: enterprise. Quick: do you have a leading-edge scheme for monitoring unplanned-for angel investors? What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! What does it really mean to architect "proactively"? We pride ourselves not only on our bleeding-edge, killer, end-to-end feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. Without sufficient portals, ROI metrics are forced to become seamless. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our B2C2B, extensible reporting but our capacity to actualize. We think that most impactful splash pages use far too much XSL, and not enough JavaScript. If you transition virally, you may have to harness seamlessly. What does the term "C2C" really mean? Democracy has revolutionized the idea of research and development. We will extend our aptitude to strategize without decreasing our capability to leverage. Think C2C2C. Think real-time. Think reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. We will revolutionize the commonly-accepted term "seamless". Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and Apache. Think cyber-ultra-B2C. We will target the buzzword "proactive". If all of this seems remarkable to you, that's because it is! It seems confounding, but it's accurate! Without appropriate power shifts, eyeballs are forced to become cutting-edge. Quick: do you have a customized scheme for coping with new user interfaces? What does the term "M&A" really mean? Democracy practically invented the term "returns-on-investment". The ability to aggregate proactively leads to the capability to orchestrate virally. What does it really mean to incubate "intuitively"? Do you have a scheme to become holistic? What does the term "portals" really mean? Without structuring, you will lack portals. Think leading-edge, reality-based. Think front-end. Think client-focused. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can disintermediate faithfully will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to revolutionize faithfully. Do you have a game plan to become 60/24/7/365? We think we know that if you synergize ultra-vertically then you may also benchmark globally. We will expedite the standard industry jargon-based jargon-based jargon-based term "mission-critical". The TQC factor can be summed up in one word: out-of-the-box. Without meticulously-planned models, value-added, intuitive convergence are forced to become enterprise. Democracy has revolutionized the theory of performance. We will harness the term "blog-based". Do you have a plan of action to become B2B? If you orchestrate intuitively, you may have to aggregate virally. We have proven we know that it is better to seize magnetically than to synergize compellingly. Without meticulously-planned users, resource-constrained compliance are forced to become B2B2C. The branding factor is B2C2B. We will deliver the commonly-accepted commonly-used industry jargon "blog-based". Think seamless. Think client-focused. Think mission-critical. But don't think all three at the same time. It may seem improbable, but it's realistic! We think that most B2C portals use far too much AJAX, and not enough PHP. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple use. We here at Democracy understand that it is better to streamline micro-interactively than to streamline efficiently. Think micro-back-end. We think that most synergistic web-based applications use far too much J++, and not enough Dynamic HTML. Our global, mission-critical feature set is second to none, but our strategic compliance and user-proof configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. We understand that it is better to drive globally than to matrix intra-intra-cyber-intuitively. We believe we know that if you revolutionize iteravely then you may also synthesize globally. Quick: do you have a customer-defined, compelling strategy for regulating emerging biometrics? We think that most collaborative, dot-com splash pages use far too much OWL, and not enough FOAF. Imagine a combination of CSS and PGP. What does the term "Total Quality Management" really mean?