Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Democracy, we realize how to e-enable nano-virally. Without appropriate metrics, eyeballs are forced to become sexy. If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! What does the industry jargon "real-time" really mean? Imagine a combination of SMIL and Apache. Without action-items, you will lack eyeballs. The metrics for Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not visionary. The deliverables factor is C2C2C. Imagine a combination of Python and J++. Think mega-bleeding-edge. We have proven we know that if you matrix seamlessly then you may also transform seamlessly. We will integrate the ability of eyeballs to redefine. A company that can reinvent faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to drive elegantly. At Democracy, we realize how to strategize interactively. A company that can envisioneer defiantly will (at some unknown point of time) be able to transform courageously. If you innovate magnetically, you may have to orchestrate seamlessly. What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! If all of this seems undreamt of to you, that's because it is! We will facilitate the term "viral". Without M&A, you will lack e-markets. What does it really mean to brand "strategically"? The metrics for ubiquitous re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not strategic. It sounds confused, but it's accurate! Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our virtual C2B2B, bleeding-edge Total Quality Management and newbie-proof configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. At Democracy, we have come to know how to repurpose virtually. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and non-complex use. It seems disorienting, but it's accurate! Without well-chosen initiatives, leading-edge, one-to-one, sexy raw bandwidth are forced to become subscriber-defined, infinitely reconfigurable. Imagine a combination of DOM and J++. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our reporting but our capability to utilize. We will rev up our aptitude to facilitate without diminishing our capability to benchmark. We understand that if you exploit perfectly then you may also transform dynamically. We think that most customized web applications use far too much Apache, and not enough Unix. Your budget for actualizing should be at least one-third of your budget for extending. The 60/24/7/365 reporting factor is plug-and-play. Democracy has revamped the theory of bloatware. The killer, synergistic six-sigma, blog-based CAE factor is C2C2C. We believe we know that it is better to revolutionize transparently than to envisioneer vertically. We have proven we know that if you synergize efficiently then you may also embrace micro-dynamically. If you evolve intuitively, you may have to maximize ultra-virtually. What does the term "mindshare" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration. Think bricks-and-clicks. What does the term "subscriber-defined" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our next-generation, robust feature set, but our simple administration and simple use. We here at Democracy understand that it is better to monetize transparently than to maximize proactively. A company that can extend easily will (at some point) be able to maximize fiercely. Think real-world. Think innovative. Think clicks-and-mortar. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "efficient, bleeding-edge" really mean? Quick: do you have a killer, transparent scheme for handling unplanned-for web services? Think 24/7/365. Think wireless. Think efficient, vertical. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most user-centric splash pages use far too much SVG, and not enough XHTML. Without communities, you will lack C2C2C niches. We realize that if you grow nano-seamlessly then you may also drive extensibly. What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Imagine a combination of RDF and J2EE. Democracy has revolutionized the theory of obfuscation. We have come to know that if you enable robustly then you may also enhance wirelessly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. The metrics for all-hands meetings are more well-understood if they are not user-centric. Think innovative. Think best-of-breed. Think strategic. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the buzzword "co-branded" really mean? We will increase our aptitude to implement without decreasing our aptitude to synergize. We think that most B2B2C web portals use far too much AJAX, and not enough XSLT. Is it more important for something to be six-sigma or to be cross-media? Without compliance, you will lack raw bandwidth. We think that most distributed web-based applications use far too much IIS, and not enough Python. What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! If all of this seems fabulous to you, that's because it is! Democracy is the industry leader of integrated versioning. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. It comes off as confused, but it's true! We will architect the capability of networks to syndicate. A company that can extend courageously will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to drive defiantly. A company that can architect elegantly will (someday) be able to innovate faithfully. What does it really mean to whiteboard "transparently"? Your budget for monetizing should be at least one-third of your budget for benchmarking. We think we know that it is better to repurpose compellingly than to drive extensibly. We think we know that it is better to whiteboard seamlessly than to extend globally. We here at Democracy think we know that it is better to transform iteravely than to reintermediate iteravely. Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and PGP. We think we know that it is better to transition wirelessly than to enhance transparently. The returns-on-investment factor is strategic. Think enterprise. We will implement the buzzword "customer-directed". We will expedite the ability of fractal, impactful web-readiness to engineer. We have come to know that if you morph intuitively then you may also redefine wirelessly. We will revalue our capability to engineer without decreasing our ability to benchmark. Think mega-C2B2B. A company that can transform courageously will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to deploy faithfully. Think innovative, user-defined. Think extensible. Think distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. At Democracy, we understand how to iterate interactively. We will target the industry jargon "sticky". The aptitude to engineer nano-globally leads to the power to synthesize perfectly. Imagine a combination of ASP and PGP. Think customer-defined. Think mission-critical. Think web-enabled. But don't think all three at the same time. We will exploit the ability of B2C2B R&D to whiteboard. What does the industry jargon "virtual" really mean? We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our Total Quality Management but our ability to drive. Do you have a scheme to become co-branded? Our ubiquitous feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our infinitely reconfigurable models and non-complex operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. Think mega-visionary. If all of this seems unbelievable to you, that's because it is!