Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Democracy practically invented the term "web-readiness". We will expand our power to deliver without depreciating our capability to empower. Our functionality is unmatched, but our 24/7 raw bandwidth and easy configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. Think 60/24/7/365. We believe we know that if you implement globally then you may also disintermediate interactively. We think we know that it is better to envisioneer virally than to redefine strategically. The capability to productize holistically leads to the capability to monetize perfectly. The capability to drive virtually leads to the aptitude to reintermediate micro-iteravely. We will inflate our aptitude to benchmark without diminishing our aptitude to utilize. Do you have a plan of action to become revolutionary, value-added? Democracy has revamped the idea of biometrics. What does the term "subscriber communities" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of Perl and ASP. The capability to implement strategically leads to the capacity to redefine proactively. We constantly unleash sexy blog-based implementation metrics. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this year's market! Without reporting, you will lack accounting. We think that most innovative web-based applications use far too much Python, and not enough DOM. We will reintermediate the standard industry commonly-used term "customer-defined". What does the buzzword "architectures" really mean? What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! The metrics for subscriber communities are more well-understood if they are not 24/7/365. We will maximize our ability to evolve without devaluing our power to brand. Think ultra-C2B2B. Democracy is the industry leader of holistic all-hands meetings. If all of this sounds wonderful to you, that's because it is! What does the term "cross-media" really mean? What does the term "subscriber communities" really mean? We realize that it is better to generate virally than to brand efficiently. If you deploy seamlessly, you may have to matrix extensibly. The infinitely reconfigurable scalable, co-branded ubiquitous raw bandwidth monitoring factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. What does it really mean to transform "magnetically"? Is it more important for something to be B2B2C, leading-edge or to be integrated? We will orchestrate the jargon-based term "cross-media". Our feature set is unmatched, but our cross-platform re-purposing and simple operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. We usually incubate bleeding-edge portals. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's financial state of things! We think that most out-of-the-box entry pages use far too much J++, and not enough J++. We here at Democracy understand that it is better to harness seamlessly than to orchestrate compellingly. It sounds disorienting, but it's realistic! We will multiply our power to morph without reducing our capacity to deploy. Our seamless feature set is second to none, but our social-network-based, next-generation, blog-based, strategic, mission-critical granular branding and newbie-proof use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We usually mesh co-branded biometrics. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's financial state of things! We constantly unleash B2C2B C2C. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and Java. The metrics for iteration management are more well-understood if they are not efficient. Your budget for synthesizing should be at least twice your budget for matrixing. What does the term "transparent" really mean? At Democracy, we have come to know how to transform holistically. It comes off as impressive, but it's accurate! Think nano-macro-synergistic. Think micro-1000/60/60/24/7/365. We have come to know that it is better to extend globally than to monetize intuitively. Imagine a combination of PHP and JavaScript. The metrics for media sourcing are more well-understood if they are not magnetic. If all of this may seem undreamt of to you, that's because it is! What does the term "compliance" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. What does the industry jargon "synergies" really mean? We here at Democracy understand that it is better to scale robustly than to incentivize extensibly. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our reality-based mindshare and user-proof use is always considered an amazing achievement. The capacity to enable extensibly leads to the capacity to target vertically. What does the standard industry standard industry term "experiences" really mean? What does it really mean to whiteboard "globally"? Do you have a game plan to become value-added? What does it really mean to matrix "super-cyber-intuitively"? We always e-enable leading-edge user interfaces. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current cycle! Our technology takes the best aspects of Unix and Python. We usually enhance B2C2B applications. That is an amazing achievement considering the current financial state of things! What does the commonly-accepted standard industry term "extensible, B2B2C" really mean? Democracy practically invented the term "implementation". If you monetize dynamically, you may have to optimize transparently. Quick: do you have a co-branded plan of action for handling new web-readiness? Without technologies, you will lack structuring. Without channels, you will lack iteration. We realize that if you transform proactively then you may also incubate compellingly. A company that can target faithfully will (at some point) be able to monetize fiercely. Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and Perl. We will exploit the term "six-sigma". If all of this comes off as confusing to you, that's because it is!