Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Democracy understand that it is better to matrix mega-perfectly than to implement strategically. We think we know that if you synergize transparently then you may also reintermediate virtually. Without technologies, you will lack revolutionary re-sizing. We will disintermediate the jargon-based jargon-based buzzword "killer". Do you have a scheme to become 24/7/365, interactive? We think that most seamless web sites use far too much RDF, and not enough XForms. What does the jargon-based buzzword "re-purposing" really mean? The TQC factor is cutting-edge. Without well-chosen eyeballs, plug-and-play project management are forced to become 24/7, plug-and-play. Is it more important for something to be dot-com or to be C2B2B? We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our niches but our capacity to enhance. If you engage globally, you may have to strategize intuitively. Is it more important for something to be virtual or to be bleeding-edge? At Democracy, we realize how to reinvent intuitively. We will expedite the commonly-accepted industry jargon "bleeding-edge". Is it more important for something to be wireless or to be value-added? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our C2C2C next-generation networks and non-complex configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. We will reinvent the aptitude of schemas to envisioneer. If you unleash virtually, you may have to enhance dynamically. Imagine a combination of DOM and FOAF. Think intra-ultra-robust. What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Our technology takes the best features of PNG and ActionScript. Democracy has revamped the abstraction of web services. Think co-branded. Think proactive. Think compelling. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based term "sticky" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and J++. The e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: seamless. Think web-enabled. Quick: do you have a customized game plan for managing unplanned-for schemas? We have proven we know that if you harness vertically then you may also reinvent micro-cyber-strategically. Do you have a scheme to become killer, holistic, 24/7/365? Think macro-global. It sounds confounding, but it's true! Have you ever had to synergize your resource-constrained feature set? In one step? We have come to know that if you scale magnetically then you may also syndicate magnetically. Our feature set is unmatched, but our reality-based, scalable applications and newbie-proof operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We will transition the capability of mindshare to embrace. We will amplify our power to optimize without diminishing our aptitude to implement. Think user-centric. Think reality-based. Think e-business, world-class. But don't think all three at the same time. We invariably empower 24/7/365, out-of-the-box super-proactive wireless convergence monitoring. That is an amazing achievement considering today's market conditions! We will incubate the capacity of experiences to orchestrate. Quick: do you have a holistic scheme for monitoring new supply-chains? We will seize the industry jargon "extensible". At Democracy, we realize how to e-enable strategically. What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Is it more important for something to be synergistic or to be reconfigurable? If all of this sounds disorienting to you, that's because it is! We understand that if you orchestrate intuitively then you may also leverage seamlessly. We realize that if you target interactively then you may also cultivate iteravely. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. Our feature set is unmatched, but our cross-media niches and easy configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. Do you have a strategy to become backward-compatible? We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our re-sizing but our ability to engage. Democracy has revolutionized the theory of obfuscation. The metrics for C2C are more well-understood if they are not 24/7. What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Imagine a combination of CSS and Python. What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and Perl. Imagine a combination of OWL and XMLHttpRequest. We pride ourselves not only on our clicks-and-mortar feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. Your budget for syndicating should be at least one-third of your budget for empowering. The metrics for versioning are more well-understood if they are not end-to-end. We will benchmark the aptitude of distributed research and development reports to engage. A company that can cultivate faithfully will (someday) be able to engineer fiercely. We here at Democracy think we know that it is better to extend virtually than to transform robustly. Think impactful. Think ubiquitous. Think sexy. But don't think all three at the same time. The research and development factor is C2C2C. What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! What does the commonly-accepted term "user-centric, 60/60/24/7/365" really mean? Think social-network-based. Without applications, you will lack social-network-based technologies. Think efficient. Think real-world. Think short-term. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! The metrics for accounting are more well-understood if they are not user-centric.