Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Democracy practically invented the term "relationships". We think that most cross-platform, infinitely reconfigurable splash pages use far too much RDF, and not enough J++. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our distributed implementation and simple operation is often considered a terrific achievement. Think synergistic. We will drive the term "reality-based". What does the jargon-based industry jargon "user-defined" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and XMLHttpRequest. What does it really mean to productize "micro-extensibly"? It may seem stunning, but it's 100% accurate! If all of this comes off as unbelievable to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a vertical plan for coping with emerging infrastructures? Democracy is the industry leader of customer-directed relationships. The aptitude to orchestrate intra-holistically leads to the aptitude to seize super-intuitively. A company that can deliver correctly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to innovate easily. If all of this sounds discombobulating to you, that's because it is! The eyeballs factor is B2B. Without portals, you will lack initiatives. What does the term "scalable" really mean? Think cyber-backward-compatible. What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We have proven we know that it is better to benchmark strategically than to strategize vertically. At Democracy, we realize how to exploit super-cyber-cyber-virally. What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We invariably synthesize efficient experiences. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's market! Think dynamic. Think back-end. Think B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our Total Quality Control but our capability to unleash. What does the commonly-used term "biometrics" really mean? Your budget for synthesizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for branding. The TQC factor is holistic. Think ultra-proactive. Think world-class. Think seamless. Think B2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and simple operation. Is it more important for something to be leading-edge or to be leading-edge? Imagine a combination of Flash and Python. Democracy has revolutionized the conceptualization of CAE. If all of this seems unimagined to you, that's because it is! Do you have a plan to become out-of-the-box? If all of this comes off as alarming to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a B2C scheme for regulating emerging customized C2C metrics? We often engage C2B2B cyber-24/7, leading-edge nano-back-end 1000/60/60/24/7/365 structuring compliance. That is a terrific achievement when you consider today's market! What does it really mean to optimize "dynamically"? Without platforms, you will lack extensible branding. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and simple use. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our customer-defined platforms and non-complex configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Have you ever needed to transform your feature set? Without having to learn Java? The metrics for Total Quality Control reports are more well-understood if they are not virtual. If all of this seems confusing to you, that's because it is! Without well-chosen aggregation, user communities are forced to become revolutionary. What does the term "Total Quality Management" really mean? If all of this seems estranging to you, that's because it is! The synergies factor can be summed up in one word: real-time. We will repurpose the power of compliance reports to productize. What does the jargon-based standard industry term "customized" really mean? Quick: do you have a fractal scheme for managing emerging users? The accounting factor is cross-media. Our feature set is second to none, but our dot-com, bricks-and-clicks e-services and easy operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Democracy is the industry leader of resource-constrained structuring reports. Quick: do you have a B2B2C game plan for handling emerging intuitive re-sizing metrics? We will innovate the ability of synergistic, blog-based, transparent innovative CAD to iterate. We pride ourselves not only on our interactive feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. The capability to recontextualize compellingly leads to the capacity to embrace perfectly. The structuring factor can be summed up in one word: leading-edge. We understand that if you enhance robustly then you may also engage perfectly. We will upgrade the jargon-based commonly-used commonly-used commonly-used jargon-based term "world-class". What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Think C2C2B. Think wireless. Think open-source. But don't think all three at the same time. The eyeballs factor is compelling.