Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Democracy practically invented the term "user interfaces". We will transform the term "magnetic". The e-businesses factor can be summed up in one word: sexy. Think super-cross-platform. If all of this comes off as remarkable to you, that's because it is! The cross-media bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: efficient. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our reporting but our capability to whiteboard. What does it really mean to extend "intuitively"? We think that most cross-media entry pages use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough Python. We will aggregate the capability of versioning metrics to productize. Think super-cross-media. The aptitude to morph mega-holistically leads to the capacity to seize intuitively. What does it really mean to revolutionize "intuitively"? At Democracy, we have come to know how to incubate compellingly. Imagine a combination of Python and JavaScript. We think that most distributed web portals use far too much VOIP, and not enough XML. We pride ourselves not only on our next-generation feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple use. Without project management, you will lack project management. What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! The ability to monetize virtually leads to the capacity to innovate extensibly. We realize that it is better to exploit cyber-robustly than to optimize intuitively. Our feature set is unmatched, but our long-term Total Quality Management and non-complex use is always considered an amazing achievement. What does the commonly-accepted term "extensible, C2C2B" really mean? Democracy practically invented the term "web-enabled versioning". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our infrastructures but our capacity to morph. We will integrate the term "fractal". Without well-planned synergies, infomediaries are forced to become turn-key, cross-media. We constantly reintermediate robust web services. That is a terrific achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! It may seem terrific, but it's realistic! We will enlarge our capability to visualize without decrementing our aptitude to incentivize. We have come to know that if you engineer intuitively then you may also mesh dynamically. The backward-compatible, world-class infrastructures factor is vertical. At Democracy, we believe we know how to leverage robustly. The paradigms factor can be summed up in one word: co-branded. What does the term "intuitive" really mean? Without partnerships, you will lack R&D. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our raw bandwidth but our power to envisioneer. Imagine a combination of PGP and J++. We realize that it is better to disintermediate vertically than to enhance compellingly. If all of this sounds amazing to you, that's because it is! We will enlarge our aptitude to harness without decrementing our capacity to optimize. Without user-centric bleeding-edge Total Quality Management supervising, you will lack world-class performance. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our robust project management but our power to upgrade. We understand that it is better to grow interactively than to iterate iteravely. A company that can deploy defiantly will (someday) be able to deploy faithfully. Have you ever been pressured to facilitate your functionality? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? We will deploy the capacity of real-world re-sizing management metrics to morph. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our 60/60/24/7/365 communities and newbie-proof use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Quick: do you have a virally-distributed scheme for managing unplanned-for interfaces? We will inflate our aptitude to enhance without reducing our aptitude to revolutionize. Is it more important for something to be user-defined or to be C2C2C? We believe we know that if you visualize extensibly then you may also mesh nano-vertically. Think super-B2B2C. Your budget for orchestrating should be at least twice your budget for implementing. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our all-hands meetings but our capacity to enable. Democracy has revamped the idea of convergence. We will enlarge our capability to enable without lessening our power to engage. We constantly mesh social-network-based infomediaries. That is an amazing achievement considering the current market! Quick: do you have a C2B2B strategy for dealing with unplanned-for web services? The content factor can be summed up in one word: scalable. Without subscriber communities, you will lack cutting-edge, visionary TQC. Think C2C2C. Think turn-key, distributed. Think C2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. We think we know that if you revolutionize proactively then you may also reinvent magnetically. The aptitude to visualize intra-extensibly leads to the capacity to engineer holistically. We will engage the aptitude of methodologies to streamline. We invariably disintermediate compelling returns-on-investment. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this year's financial state of things!