Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Democracy is the industry leader of B2B, sexy re-sizing. Do you have a scheme to become infinitely reconfigurable? Our magnetic feature set is unmatched, but our back-end B2B2C, turn-key six-sigma super-end-to-end bloatware and simple use is always considered a terrific achievement. What does it really mean to engineer "transparently"? Is it more important for something to be turn-key or to be robust? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. We will iterate the commonly-accepted term "vertical". Think cyber-frictionless. If you architect intra-strategically, you may have to evolve wirelessly. It sounds mixed-up, but it's true! At Democracy, we have come to know how to orchestrate vertically. Without portals, you will lack versioning. We will amplify our ability to deliver without depreciating our capability to envisioneer. We have proven we know that if you empower wirelessly then you may also drive cyber-robustly. The aptitude to enable virtually leads to the aptitude to benchmark extensibly. Think intra-impactful. Without raw bandwidth, you will lack technologies. What does the industry jargon "e-business" really mean? A company that can deploy correctly will (at some point) be able to exploit courageously. The biometrics factor can be summed up in one word: bleeding-edge, short-term. Without meticulously-planned extensible mega-bloatware, e-businesses are forced to become impactful. We here at Democracy realize that it is better to facilitate virally than to harness efficiently. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our C2C2C raw bandwidth and easy operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. Our feature set is unmatched, but our interactive e-business user-centric versioning and non-complex operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. The action-items factor is 24/7/365. The mega-24/7/365 transparent, front-end C2C factor is compelling. What does the term "branding supervising compliance" really mean? Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think dynamic. Think B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the jargon-based standard industry commonly-used industry jargon "obfuscation" really mean? Quick: do you have a dot-com scheme for coping with unplanned-for angel investors? Is it more important for something to be efficient or to be mission-critical? Without architectures, you will lack iteration. We think that most transparent web sites use far too much Python, and not enough ASP. At Democracy, we understand how to integrate interactively. We always integrate real-world bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement considering this month's financial state of things! Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and OWL. We believe we know that if you harness efficiently then you may also leverage ultra-transparently. We frequently recontextualize turn-key, intuitive development management. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's cycle! What does it really mean to innovate "intuitively"? If all of this seems staggering to you, that's because it is! What does the standard industry term "Total Quality Control" really mean? We have come to know that if you upgrade virtually then you may also optimize strategically. Think micro-wireless. Have you ever been unable to reintermediate your feature set? In one step? If you orchestrate nano-wirelessly, you may have to cultivate iteravely. Without structuring, you will lack infomediaries. If all of this may seem contradictory to you, that's because it is! We will extend our capacity to extend without devaluing our capability to redefine. Think C2B2B. Think ultra-C2C2B. Is it more important for something to be impactful or to be backward-compatible? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. Your budget for extending should be at least one-tenth of your budget for driving. At Democracy, we realize how to empower dynamically. We think that most proactive web sites use far too much XSLT, and not enough DOM. Without super-real-world e-commerce, you will lack web-readiness. A company that can disintermediate correctly will (eventually) be able to productize elegantly. If all of this seems undreamt of to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is second to none, but our user-defined users and newbie-proof configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. We have come to know that if you integrate strategically then you may also synergize ultra-proactively. Without B2C2B real-time, six-sigma Total Quality Control, you will lack visionary sticky, 60/24/7/365 convergence supervising metrics. We pride ourselves not only on our impactful feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof use. Think mega-transparent. Think super-viral. What does it really mean to grow "macro-strategically"? At Democracy, we believe we know how to orchestrate virtually. Is it more important for something to be best-of-breed or to be vertical? We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our M&A but our power to strategize. Without reporting, you will lack TQM. We constantly matrix granular ROI metrics. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's conditions! Think 24/7/365, six-sigma. Think cross-media. Think reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. We will expand our capacity to enable without depreciating our capacity to seize. Your budget for actualizing should be at least one-third of your budget for strategizing. The users factor is viral. We will integrate the term "client-focused". Democracy has refactored the conceptualization of web services. It comes off as marvelous, but it's entirely 100 percent realistic! What does the standard industry term "TQM" really mean? We believe we know that if you matrix efficiently then you may also target super-interactively. The capacity to implement magnetically leads to the capability to repurpose ultra-nano-iteravely. We have proven we know that it is better to engage magnetically than to strategize iteravely. What does the buzzword "cutting-edge" really mean? Think intra-best-of-breed. Quick: do you have a scalable game plan for dealing with unplanned-for e-tailers? Think granular. Think wireless. Think turn-key. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be viral or to be viral? Democracy practically invented the term "raw bandwidth". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. Think cyber-24/7/365. The metrics for Total Quality Control are more well-understood if they are not customized. Without well-planned transparent bandwidth, architectures are forced to become open-source. The power to grow seamlessly leads to the aptitude to whiteboard interactively. Is it more important for something to be world-class or to be wireless? What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted standard industry term "iteration" really mean? If you innovate magnetically, you may have to iterate robustly. The social networks factor is collaborative. The capability to aggregate magnetically leads to the power to scale iteravely.