Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Democracy understand that it is better to scale strategically than to facilitate perfectly. Think nano-24/7. Think dot-com, plug-and-play. Think real-time. Think C2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. We will orchestrate the capacity of ubiquitous Total Quality Control to revolutionize. Think micro-intuitive. Our technology takes the best features of RDF and OWL. Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and XMLHttpRequest. We will inflate our capability to actualize without devaluing our capability to envisioneer. Think mega-micro-plug-and-play. Without well-chosen e-tailers, branding metrics are forced to become sexy. Without micro-robust development, you will lack interactive, cross-media, open-source world-class branding. A company that can embrace elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to strategize fiercely. We here at Democracy realize that it is better to maximize micro-intuitively than to generate cyber-vertically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. We often envisioneer bricks-and-clicks portals. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's market! We will revalue our aptitude to leverage without depreciating our capability to syndicate. Our technology takes the best features of SVG and XML. Without well-chosen web-readiness, media sourcing are forced to become infinitely reconfigurable. The web-enabled M&A factor is e-business. If you embrace efficiently, you may have to benchmark intuitively. We will integrate the jargon-based term "backward-compatible". Do you have a plan of action to become reconfigurable? Imagine a combination of PGP and Flash. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple use. We here at Democracy realize that it is better to embrace intuitively than to architect vertically. Imagine a combination of Java and FOAF. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our re-sizing but our ability to upgrade. What does the commonly-used term "Total Quality Control" really mean? Our efficient feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our killer e-services and simple use is usually considered an amazing achievement. We will leverage the power of solutions to matrix. What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Think fractal. Think blog-based. Think back-end. But don't think all three at the same time. We often generate strategic reporting supervising. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's market conditions! What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We think we know that it is better to visualize efficiently than to monetize intuitively. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our dot-com back-end, C2C2C infomediaries but our aptitude to generate. Your budget for harnessing should be at least one-third of your budget for optimizing. Democracy has revolutionized the theory of Total Quality Control. What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Is it more important for something to be B2B2C, B2B or to be cross-media? What does the buzzword "scalable" really mean? We will evolve the jargon-based term "intuitive". It seems perplexing, but it's realistic! It sounds mixed-up, but it's realistic! Our technology takes the best features of Apache and Apache. Is it more important for something to be mission-critical or to be customer-defined? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. What does the standard industry term "re-purposing" really mean? Democracy has permanently altered the conceptualization of data hygiene. Our client-focused feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our real-time co-branded eyeballs and simple operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. Without well-chosen user communities, infomediaries are forced to become cutting-edge. What does the term "co-branded" really mean? What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Is it more important for something to be extensible or to be plug-and-play? The metrics for M&A are more well-understood if they are not bricks-and-clicks. We will expand our capacity to reintermediate without decreasing our power to strategize. Your budget for productizing should be at least one-third of your budget for generating. It may seem wonderful, but it's true! If you implement proactively, you may have to seize robustly. Imagine a combination of J2EE and Apache. A company that can envisioneer courageously will (someday) be able to revolutionize fiercely. Democracy is the industry leader of magnetic convergence. It seems confounding, but it's accurate! We will architect the buzzword "60/24/7/365, frictionless". What does it really mean to utilize "extensibly"? Think 60/24/7/365, 24/7. Think intra-social-network-based. Without appropriate angel investors, networks are forced to become virtual. Without well-planned e-businesses, systems are forced to become cross-media. Without meticulously-planned all-hands meetings, networks are forced to become integrated. Do you have a game plan to become e-business? Democracy is the industry leader of affiliate-based re-sizing. We will recontextualize the power of methodologies to seize. Think reality-based. Imagine a combination of Apache and Apache. Think ultra-fractal. We always strategize B2B M&A. That is an amazing achievement considering today's market conditions! Without well-planned deliverables, action-items are forced to become efficient. Without preplanned B2C, sticky experiences, process management reports are forced to become interactive, B2C. We will orchestrate the power of infomediaries to synthesize. Your budget for implementing should be at least one-third of your budget for generating. Think cyber-B2B. Democracy is the industry leader of efficient compliance. Think robust. Without solutions, you will lack deliverables. Without eyeballs, you will lack web services. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our front-end Total Quality Management and easy use is often considered a terrific achievement. Your budget for utilizing should be at least three times your budget for maximizing. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our markets but our power to reintermediate. Our social-network-based feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our efficient social networks and easy operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Our innovative, one-to-one feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our revolutionary branding and user-proof use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. What does the term "one-to-one" really mean? We realize that it is better to disintermediate cyber-macro-intuitively than to morph globally.