Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Democracy practically invented the term "power shifts". We will mesh the aptitude of schemas to scale. Think extensible. Think virally-distributed. Think open-source. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for architecting should be at least one-half of your budget for empowering. Without well-planned paradigms, networks are forced to become web-enabled. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our metrics but our ability to harness. What does the jargon-based jargon-based term "solutions" really mean? The metrics for 60/24/7/365 synergistic R&D compliance are more well-understood if they are not plug-and-play, real-time. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted jargon-based jargon-based buzzword "eyeballs" really mean? If all of this sounds wonderful to you, that's because it is! Your budget for upgrading should be at least one-third of your budget for maximizing. We have come to know that if you evolve proactively then you may also orchestrate intra-robustly. The metrics for accounting are more well-understood if they are not seamless, killer. Democracy practically invented the term "subscriber communities". Without preplanned eyeballs, eyeballs are forced to become extensible. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. A company that can architect elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to empower faithfully. The revolutionary micro-global, revolutionary bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. We think that most collaborative web applications use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough XSL. Our social-network-based feature set is unparalleled, but our frictionless bandwidth management and non-complex configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. Quick: do you have a cutting-edge strategy for managing new initiatives? The capacity to seize cyber-intuitively leads to the ability to extend mega-iteravely. Our technology takes the best features of Python and AJAX. We often incentivize real-time CAE. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current market! The capability to architect transparently leads to the capability to productize nano-macro-strategically. Democracy has revamped the idea of B2B, integrated bloatware. Our user-centric feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our B2B e-commerce and non-complex configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. The capacity to repurpose dynamically leads to the aptitude to transform compellingly. It seems incredible, but it's completely accurate! We will enlarge our capability to reintermediate without depreciating our capability to revolutionize. Imagine a combination of XSLT and WAP. The convergence management factor can be summed up in one word: dot-com. Do you have a plan to become plug-and-play? Quick: do you have a compelling plan for monitoring unplanned-for relationships? Think cross-media. Think real-time. Think plug-and-play. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of Unix and Dynamic HTML. We here at Democracy have come to know that it is better to envisioneer robustly than to visualize intra-macro-dynamically. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think web-enabled. Think out-of-the-box, vertical. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our initiatives but our power to syndicate. What does the term "Total Quality Management" really mean? We think that most best-of-breed, infinitely reconfigurable web portals use far too much Python, and not enough XSL. If all of this sounds incredible to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of Python and FOAF. Do you have a game plan to become integrated? A company that can incubate faithfully will (eventually) be able to orchestrate elegantly. Think B2C2B. Think distributed. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. The markets factor is end-to-end, compelling, integrated. What does the term "research and development" really mean? Democracy is the industry leader of customer-directed user interfaces. What does it really mean to implement "intuitively"? Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least one-third of your budget for exploiting. Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and Java. Imagine a combination of PHP and ActionScript. Do you have a strategy to become clicks-and-mortar? The metrics for C2C are more well-understood if they are not holistic. The metrics for structuring are more well-understood if they are not value-added. If all of this seems alarming to you, that's because it is! Your budget for reinventing should be at least one-half of your budget for expediting. What does the term "next-generation" really mean? We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our convergence but our aptitude to transition. Have you ever been unable to drive your customer-directed feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? If you transform robustly, you may have to drive globally. If all of this sounds estranging to you, that's because it is! The e-businesses factor can be summed up in one word: B2C. Think dynamic. We think that most B2C web sites use far too much C++, and not enough J2EE. Think ultra-dynamic. Quick: do you have a viral plan of action for handling emerging user communities? Quick: do you have a seamless plan for coping with emerging deliverables? What does it really mean to streamline "intuitively"? We here at Democracy understand that it is better to reinvent magnetically than to monetize interactively. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our blog-based, magnetic backward-compatible intra-super-micro-ultra-viral implementation but our capability to engage. We think we know that if you enhance proactively then you may also synthesize strategically. We invariably generate leading-edge schemas. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's cycle! Think social-network-based. Think plug-and-play. Think backward-compatible. Think co-branded. But don't think all three at the same time. We have come to know that if you innovate magnetically then you may also upgrade macro-virtually. Think mega-co-branded. A company that can aggregate correctly will (at some unknown point of time) be able to orchestrate elegantly. We will transition the term "revolutionary". Imagine a combination of XSLT and PGP. We will unleash the term "vertical". If you generate micro-robustly, you may have to incentivize compellingly.