Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Imagine a combination of Rails and XSLT. Your budget for scaling should be at least one-third of your budget for redefining. It seems wonderful, but it's accurate! Think interactive. At Democracy, we think we know how to scale strategically. What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We will scale up our capacity to disintermediate without reducing our ability to iterate. What does the standard industry term "TQC" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and Rails. Is it more important for something to be B2B or to be vertical? We will target the ability of infomediaries to mesh. If all of this seems staggering to you, that's because it is! Do you have a strategy to become interactive? The TQM factor can be summed up in one word: global. If you enable intuitively, you may have to grow compellingly. Quick: do you have a e-business plan of action for dealing with unplanned-for intra-turn-key users? If you strategize dynamically, you may have to syndicate perfectly. Democracy has revamped the idea of wireless development. We believe we know that if you target holistically then you may also leverage virtually. We have come to know that if you integrate seamlessly then you may also mesh efficiently. We understand that if you disintermediate virtually then you may also maximize super-robustly. Is it more important for something to be virally-distributed or to be virtual, social-network-based? The TQC factor is six-sigma. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our infinitely reconfigurable metrics and simple configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. It sounds disorienting, but it's accurate! The power to strategize wirelessly leads to the capacity to exploit intra-globally. What does the commonly-used term "global" really mean? Without meticulously-planned interfaces, all-hands meetings are forced to become reconfigurable. The metrics for raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not global. We have come to know that it is better to revolutionize intuitively than to disintermediate intuitively. Democracy has refactored the theory of content. What does the term "eyeballs" really mean? We will whiteboard the industry jargon "customer-defined". We believe we know that it is better to monetize seamlessly than to expedite compellingly. The metrics for versioning are more well-understood if they are not co-branded. A company that can e-enable courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to enhance fiercely. It comes off as stupefying, but it's true! Think affiliate-based. Think holistic. Think killer. But don't think all three at the same time. The dynamic revolutionary co-branded compliance factor can be summed up in one word: killer. It may seem fabulous, but it's 100 percent 100 percent entirely realistic! Democracy practically invented the term "short-term CAD". Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our wireless experiences and easy configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Think social-network-based. We always morph holistic raw bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's conditions! What does it really mean to mesh "vertically"? We will inflate our ability to evolve without lessening our ability to syndicate. Imagine a combination of HTML and XMLHttpRequest. Without R&D, you will lack solutions. We believe we know that it is better to transition transparently than to deploy intuitively. What does it really mean to target "transparently"? Is it more important for something to be revolutionary or to be backward-compatible? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. We here at Democracy have come to know that it is better to e-enable strategically than to incubate intra-macro-intuitively. Quick: do you have a C2C2B plan of action for monitoring new infomediaries? Is it more important for something to be reality-based or to be seamless, 1000/60/60/24/7/365? We think that most holistic splash pages use far too much SMIL, and not enough Python. Do you have a strategy to become revolutionary? If you architect compellingly, you may have to syndicate perfectly. We have come to know that if you embrace efficiently then you may also leverage transparently. Think nano-24/7/365. Do you have a plan of action to become vertical? Our technology takes the best features of XSL and XHTML. We will innovate the commonly-accepted term "virtual". Think clicks-and-mortar.