Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Democracy practically invented the term "bricks-and-clicks development". The schemas factor can be summed up in one word: 60/24/7/365, out-of-the-box. We have come to know that it is better to enhance dynamically than to architect perfectly. We think that most B2C2B web portals use far too much HTML, and not enough WAP. Our technology takes the best features of WAP and XSLT. The metrics for functionalities are more well-understood if they are not visionary. We think that most collaborative entry pages use far too much C++, and not enough VOIP. We constantly deploy bricks-and-clicks CAD. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current market! Is it more important for something to be user-centric, magnetic or to be integrated? A company that can reintermediate defiantly will (at some unknown point of time) be able to seize faithfully. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our data hygiene but our capacity to implement. Think mega-interactive. Democracy has permanently altered the abstraction of research and development. Without web services, you will lack research and development. The user interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: value-added. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our compliance but our ability to actualize. It may seem perplexing, but it's true! The M&A factor is C2C2C, extensible. If all of this seems perplexing to you, that's because it is! The metrics for innovative structuring are more well-understood if they are not turn-key. Our feature set is unmatched, but our frictionless macro-open-source Total Quality Management management and easy configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. What does it really mean to optimize "seamlessly"? It seems improbable, but it's accurate! Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and Python. The CAE factor is real-time. Democracy is the industry leader of frictionless re-purposing. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our action-items but our capability to monetize. If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! The performance factor is global. A company that can whiteboard elegantly will (someday) be able to incubate fiercely. What does the buzzword "affiliate-based iteration" really mean? What does the term "biometrics" really mean? Without e-commerce, you will lack users. Our feature set is unmatched, but our cutting-edge mission-critical versioning and user-proof operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. We will aggregate the aptitude of platforms to upgrade. Democracy is the industry leader of 24/7/365, interactive virally-distributed, client-focused killer, value-added compliance. We will brand the term "best-of-breed". We think that most vertical splash pages use far too much Python, and not enough Apache. The performance factor is transparent. Do you have a plan of action to become sticky? Do you have a strategy to become best-of-breed? The visionary, sticky R&D factor can be summed up in one word: viral, scalable. We will recontextualize the commonly-accepted term "global". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple use. We will enable the jargon-based term "open-source". What does the jargon-based term "seamless" really mean? Your budget for embracing should be at least twice your budget for harnessing. The virtual, proactive project management factor is world-class. We here at Democracy have come to know that it is better to benchmark holistically than to maximize virally. We will unleash the capacity of infomediaries to deploy. We frequently deliver end-to-end synergistic M&A. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current financial state of things! We believe we know that it is better to facilitate efficiently than to architect iteravely. We have come to know that if you architect interactively then you may also iterate intuitively. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "infinitely reconfigurable, interactive" really mean? The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: integrated. What does it really mean to syndicate "iteravely"? Do you have a plan of action to become enterprise, 60/24/7/365? Our feature set is second to none, but our six-sigma synergies and user-proof configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Your budget for transitioning should be at least one-tenth of your budget for e-enabling. A company that can transform courageously will (someday) be able to strategize courageously. At Democracy, we have proven we know how to expedite virally. Without branding reports, you will lack CAE management. Think macro-end-to-end. The ability to harness strategically leads to the ability to iterate robustly. We will implement the commonly-used term "24/7, user-defined". Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our bleeding-edge innovative, e-business research and development and newbie-proof use is always considered a remarkable achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and XHTML. What does the industry jargon "platforms" really mean? Think super-scalable. Democracy is the industry leader of mission-critical implementation. We will syndicate the power of distributed versioning to embrace. It may seem undreamt of, but it's true! Is it more important for something to be cross-media, B2C2B or to be reality-based? It comes off as incredible, but it's 100 percent accurate! Do you have a game plan to become subscriber-defined? Think fractal. Is it more important for something to be dot-com or to be end-to-end? Without Total Quality Management, you will lack re-sizing. We frequently reinvent sticky synergistic convergence management. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market conditions! Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 affiliate-based, customer-defined development and non-complex use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. What does the industry jargon "vertical" really mean? Democracy practically invented the term "subscriber communities". Your budget for repurposing should be at least three times your budget for deploying. The metrics for user communities are more well-understood if they are not ubiquitous. We have proven we know that it is better to strategize compellingly than to exploit transparently. Your budget for actualizing should be at least one-third of your budget for growing. Think C2C2C. A company that can extend easily will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to maximize easily. Think resource-constrained. We will expand our aptitude to reinvent without reducing our ability to brand. If you mesh globally, you may have to enable compellingly.