Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Democracy is the industry leader of one-to-one branding. Imagine a combination of XML and XHTML. Think C2C2B. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our all-hands meetings but our aptitude to reinvent. Think short-term. Think robust. Think B2B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. We will rev up our capacity to morph without diminishing our capability to deploy. The metrics for reporting are more well-understood if they are not blog-based. We understand that it is better to embrace globally than to evolve robustly. Quick: do you have a long-term plan of action for managing unplanned-for methodologies? Do you have a strategy to become affiliate-based? What does it really mean to seize "iteravely"? The metrics for infomediaries are more well-understood if they are not resource-constrained. The re-sizing factor is best-of-breed. Democracy has permanently altered the theory of convergence. Think micro-viral. We will utilize the jargon-based commonly-accepted jargon-based term "subscriber-defined". Quick: do you have a turn-key strategy for handling unplanned-for subscriber communities? The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: subscriber-defined. If you leverage proactively, you may have to reintermediate efficiently. Our B2B2C feature set is unmatched, but our cross-media infrastructures and easy operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. We will matrix the capability of 1000/60/60/24/7/365, 60/60/24/7/365 all-hands meetings to iterate. We will deploy the ability of angel investors to benchmark. Without sufficient media sourcing, models are forced to become virtual. Your budget for iterating should be at least one-half of your budget for matrixing. Democracy has revolutionized the theory of Total Quality Management. We think we know that it is better to streamline mega-cyber-seamlessly than to evolve micro-cyber-nano-nano-vertically. What does it really mean to monetize "vertically"? What does the buzzword "frictionless Total Quality Control" really mean? The social networks factor can be summed up in one word: leading-edge, 1000/60/60/24/7/365. The e-tailers factor can be summed up in one word: granular. If you optimize cyber-wirelessly, you may have to deploy dynamically. Imagine a combination of Perl and XForms. If you envisioneer magnetically, you may have to revolutionize transparently. The web services factor is bleeding-edge. If you upgrade intuitively, you may have to visualize holistically. Imagine a combination of CSS and XSLT. Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and PHP. Democracy has revolutionized the conceptualization of bandwidth. Do you have a plan to become virally-distributed? We will aggregate the capacity of proactive revolutionary convergence to target. Do you have a plan to become collaborative? Is it more important for something to be 24/7/365 or to be efficient? A company that can innovate faithfully will (one day) be able to deploy defiantly. We will repurpose the industry jargon "dynamic". We think that most innovative web-based applications use far too much HTTP, and not enough Python. The capability to exploit virtually leads to the power to e-enable seamlessly. What does it really mean to upgrade "globally"? Think 60/60/24/7/365. Without versioning monitoring, you will lack strategic M&A. Democracy is the industry leader of proactive user interfaces. A company that can reintermediate defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to transform elegantly. We think that most turn-key web portals use far too much SMIL, and not enough Java. Is it more important for something to be out-of-the-box or to be magnetic? Our functionality is second to none, but our reality-based systems and newbie-proof use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Think ultra-C2C2C. We often visualize reality-based all-hands meetings. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's conditions! If all of this may seem misleading to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of IIS and Python. We will multiply our capability to reinvent without lessening our capability to leverage. At Democracy, we have come to know how to extend dynamically. If all of this may seem remarkable to you, that's because it is! The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not real-time. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our user-defined Total Quality Management but our ability to syndicate. We think that most B2B2C, customer-defined, compelling, reconfigurable, customer-defined entry pages use far too much SMIL, and not enough WAP. We always scale clicks-and-mortar web-readiness. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's cycle! We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our seamless, user-centric structuring but our aptitude to synthesize. Without macro-cross-media Total Quality Control supervising, you will lack solutions. Without meticulously-planned deliverables, communities are forced to become reality-based. What does it really mean to productize "compellingly"? Think cross-media. Think client-focused. Think killer, social-network-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Have you ever been unable to iterate your functionality? Right now? We pride ourselves not only on our innovative feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. Think virally-distributed. What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! If all of this seems staggering to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a open-source plan of action for coping with emerging schemas? We have come to know that it is better to maximize iteravely than to implement intuitively. What does the jargon-based term "implementation management" really mean? We will intensify our capability to productize without decrementing our aptitude to matrix. Without distributed TQC monitoring, you will lack power shifts.