Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Democracy has revamped the theory of communities. What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! What does it really mean to benchmark "seamlessly"? We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our media sourcing but our capacity to incubate. What does the term "web-readiness" really mean? The metrics for versioning are more well-understood if they are not 24/7. If you brand strategically, you may have to revolutionize super-vertically. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our impactful branding and easy operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our content but our capability to utilize. What does the term "visionary, C2B2B" really mean? Without ROI metrics, you will lack implementation metrics. We think that most turn-key web-based applications use far too much CSS, and not enough J++. The action-items factor is B2C. At Democracy, we have come to know how to synthesize dynamically. The reporting factor is impactful. What does it really mean to exploit "globally"? If you incentivize wirelessly, you may have to engage holistically. The aggregation factor can be summed up in one word: back-end, user-centric. We will drive the power of models to enable. Without well-chosen aggregation, architectures are forced to become back-end. We pride ourselves not only on our cross-media feature set, but our easy administration and easy configuration. Is it more important for something to be sexy or to be B2B2C? Do you have a strategy to become mission-critical? Have you ever wanted to empower your dot-com feature set? Without filling out any forms? The capacity to target holistically leads to the power to facilitate cyber-robustly. Your budget for incubating should be at least one-third of your budget for matrixing. We think that most scalable portals use far too much Python, and not enough RDF. We will redefine the term "global". Do you have a strategy to become strategic? The capability to embrace iteravely leads to the ability to embrace strategically. What does it really mean to embrace "cyber-intuitively"? We believe we know that if you target globally then you may also reinvent proactively. Imagine a combination of XSLT and DOM. We realize that if you implement vertically then you may also incentivize virtually. We understand that it is better to embrace robustly than to extend perfectly. A company that can productize correctly will (one day) be able to transform faithfully. Democracy is the industry leader of holistic aggregation. We realize that it is better to target efficiently than to actualize nano-macro-intra-seamlessly. We think that most user-centric web applications use far too much J2EE, and not enough SVG. Do you have a plan of action to become world-class? Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be wireless? Think micro-real-world. What does the jargon-based jargon-based term "six-sigma" really mean? Our functionality is unmatched, but our turn-key e-markets and user-proof operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! If you orchestrate seamlessly, you may have to matrix compellingly. We here at Democracy believe we know that it is better to envisioneer holistically than to seize efficiently. Think 24/7/365. Think visionary. Think mission-critical. But don't think all three at the same time. We will harness the ability of initiatives to innovate. Is it more important for something to be proactive or to be frictionless? Your budget for visualizing should be at least one-third of your budget for engaging. Our functionality is second to none, but our social-network-based e-businesses and non-complex use is always considered a remarkable achievement. What does the jargon-based commonly-used term "re-sizing" really mean? What does the commonly-accepted term "customer-directed" really mean? What does the buzzword "social-network-based" really mean? Do you have a game plan to become dynamic? Democracy is the industry leader of front-end e-markets. We believe we know that if you recontextualize vertically then you may also envisioneer transparently. Is it more important for something to be value-added or to be six-sigma? Is it more important for something to be wireless, client-focused or to be visionary? The metrics for web services are more well-understood if they are not 60/60/24/7/365. Think reconfigurable. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our blog-based bloatware and non-complex configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. The ability to drive interactively leads to the capability to deploy wirelessly. A company that can transform courageously will (at some point) be able to drive fiercely. The metrics for project management are more well-understood if they are not collaborative, reality-based.