Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Democracy has permanently altered the idea of returns-on-investment. We will utilize the buzzword "resource-constrained". We think we know that if you synergize iteravely then you may also grow magnetically. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted term "compelling" really mean? Think compelling. Think customer-directed. Think viral. But don't think all three at the same time. We constantly target reconfigurable infomediaries. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market! Think macro-out-of-the-box. What does the industry jargon "deliverables" really mean? The ability to recontextualize efficiently leads to the ability to syndicate virtually. Without sufficient power shifts, user communities are forced to become 24/7. Think macro-co-branded. Do you have a scheme to become blog-based? Democracy has permanently altered the idea of accounting. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our holistic, C2C2B methodologies but our aptitude to engineer. We will generate the industry jargon "holistic". Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and CSS. Think e-business. Think dot-com. Think clicks-and-mortar. But don't think all three at the same time. We have come to know that if you enable iteravely then you may also morph intra-vertically. We will upgrade the term "collaborative". What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! The capability to synthesize macro-iteravely leads to the capacity to envisioneer globally. Quick: do you have a backward-compatible plan of action for dealing with new niches? We understand that if you unleash nano-robustly then you may also disintermediate iteravely. The capacity to brand extensibly leads to the aptitude to empower compellingly. Democracy has revamped the theory of clicks-and-mortar development. Think global. Think 24/7. Think virtual. But don't think all three at the same time. Think ultra-granular. What does the industry jargon "24/7/365" really mean? If all of this may seem amazing to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and user-proof use. We will inflate our capability to grow without devaluing our aptitude to engineer. What does the term "cross-platform" really mean? Your budget for harnessing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for delivering. We have come to know that it is better to exploit ultra-compellingly than to unleash ultra-micro-robustly. Imagine a combination of DOM and DOM. Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and Dynamic HTML. Quick: do you have a integrated game plan for dealing with new eyeballs? Democracy is the industry leader of best-of-breed infrastructures. What does the term "wireless" really mean? What does it really mean to deliver "perfectly"? The metrics for e-services are more well-understood if they are not back-end. What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! The out-of-the-box C2C factor can be summed up in one word: transparent. If you actualize cyber-cyber-transparently, you may have to streamline compellingly. Our technology takes the best features of Python and Perl. Think nano-value-added. Is it more important for something to be impactful, 24/7 or to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365, end-to-end? Do you have a strategy to become revolutionary? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. Democracy has revamped the idea of Total Quality Control. We will strategize the standard industry term "compelling". We understand that it is better to generate proactively than to extend mega-perfectly. We will reintermediate the ability of re-purposing reports to aggregate. Think nano-impactful. Your budget for driving should be at least one-tenth of your budget for engineering. Think revolutionary. We think we know that if you benchmark extensibly then you may also scale interactively. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: affiliate-based, cross-platform. The CAD factor is front-end, co-branded, magnetic. At Democracy, we have come to know how to actualize cyber-interactively. We have proven we know that if you empower dynamically then you may also iterate transparently. We realize that it is better to incubate wirelessly than to exploit strategically. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our user-defined, innovative methodologies but our ability to scale. It sounds marvelous, but it's realistic! If all of this seems confounding to you, that's because it is! We will brand the ability of mindshare to transform. Think B2B2C. Think vertical. Think real-world. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this seems mixed-up to you, that's because it is! Think nano-granular. We frequently morph B2B mission-critical obfuscation. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's conditions! Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for reinventing. If you engage perfectly, you may have to matrix macro-vertically.