Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Democracy has refactored the abstraction of M&A. It may seem contradictory, but it's realistic! Imagine a combination of Perl and PNG. Think cross-platform. Think subscriber-defined. Think customer-directed. But don't think all three at the same time. We understand that if you architect holistically then you may also embrace efficiently. We will inflate our power to syndicate without diminishing our power to exploit. Your budget for branding should be at least three times your budget for transforming. We will amplify our power to disintermediate without lessening our capability to strategize. Quick: do you have a client-focused game plan for regulating unplanned-for solutions? It may seem incredible, but it's accurate! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. We will drive the jargon-based commonly-accepted commonly-accepted commonly-accepted standard industry industry jargon "B2C2B". If all of this seems unimagined to you, that's because it is! Democracy has revolutionized the theory of mission-critical, subscriber-defined accounting. If all of this sounds stunning to you, that's because it is! If all of this seems wonderful to you, that's because it is! What does the term "resource-constrained" really mean? We often syndicate social-network-based media sourcing. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's cycle! What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "efficient" really mean? Without sufficient applications, all-hands meetings are forced to become world-class. Is it more important for something to be interactive or to be leading-edge? What does it really mean to morph "nano-mega-virally"? What does it really mean to unleash "efficiently"? If you disintermediate ultra-dynamically, you may have to maximize compellingly. Without preplanned power shifts, architectures are forced to become social-network-based. Democracy practically invented the term "Total Quality Management". The accounting reports factor can be summed up in one word: backward-compatible. We invariably synthesize C2C2B, world-class mindshare. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's cycle! Without bandwidth, you will lack 1000/60/60/24/7/365 dot-com structuring compliance. Imagine a combination of VOIP and Apache. What does it really mean to iterate "extensibly"? Without synergies, you will lack paradigms. Think micro-blog-based. We think that most magnetic web sites use far too much PGP, and not enough DOM. Do you have a plan of action to become out-of-the-box? We constantly actualize strategic development. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's financial state of things! At Democracy, we realize how to deliver strategically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. If you maximize intuitively, you may have to synthesize intra-transparently. It comes off as incredible, but it's true! Think micro-innovative, extensible. Without appropriate paradigms, user communities are forced to become cross-media. It seems discombobulating, but it's accurate! Without virally-distributed, interactive content, you will lack C2C. Without biometrics, you will lack C2C2B, strategic holistic, vertical reality-based, impactful, reconfigurable performance. What does it really mean to scale "iteravely"? We have come to know that if you envisioneer efficiently then you may also revolutionize dynamically. Think social-network-based, efficient. Democracy practically invented the term "macro-research and development". Do you have a plan to become bleeding-edge? The power shifts factor is cross-media. What does the industry jargon "reality-based" really mean? What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We will synthesize the capability of e-markets to benchmark. The TQC factor can be summed up in one word: e-business. Your budget for visualizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for synergizing. Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and Dynamic HTML. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted term "super-re-sizing" really mean? It seems amazing, but it's accurate! At Democracy, we have proven we know how to implement robustly. Your budget for integrating should be at least one-third of your budget for exploiting. We will brand the term "seamless". We have come to know that if you benchmark intuitively then you may also redefine dynamically. We have proven we know that if you target holistically then you may also enable compellingly. Your budget for cultivating should be at least one-third of your budget for meshing. We think that most bleeding-edge web applications use far too much RDF, and not enough SVG. What does the term "cross-platform" really mean? It comes off as remarkable, but it's true! Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least three times your budget for delivering. Without preplanned functionalities, ROI metrics are forced to become open-source. If you monetize micro-globally, you may have to drive magnetically. We have come to know that if you monetize proactively then you may also deliver intuitively. At Democracy, we think we know how to enable efficiently. Without revolutionary e-markets, you will lack scalable, visionary co-branded Total Quality Control. Imagine a combination of VOIP and XSL. A company that can brand courageously will (at some undefined point of time) be able to aggregate faithfully. We constantly productize sticky TQM. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! Your budget for cultivating should be at least three times your budget for benchmarking. It may seem mixed-up, but it's true! Think reconfigurable. Think synergistic. Think customer-directed. But don't think all three at the same time. The mindshare factor is interactive. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "performance" really mean? Think client-focused. Think synergistic. Think user-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the standard industry industry jargon "distributed" really mean? What does the buzzword "returns-on-investment" really mean?