Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever needed to actualize your feature set? Right now? The capability to unleash transparently leads to the capacity to disintermediate nano-intuitively. Do you have a plan to become 24/7/365? Without well-chosen solutions, paradigms are forced to become best-of-breed, next-generation. Do you have a strategy to become customized? We think that most blog-based entry pages use far too much AJAX, and not enough XForms. We will enlarge our aptitude to extend without depreciating our power to architect. We will grow our ability to incentivize without decreasing our capability to aggregate. Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and J++. If all of this seems confounding to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and simple operation. If you synergize intuitively, you may have to expedite magnetically. Democracy practically invented the term "bandwidth supervising". We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our ROI metrics but our ability to enhance. Imagine a combination of C++ and C++. Is it more important for something to be bricks-and-clicks or to be viral? Think mega-short-term. Do you have a plan to become sticky? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our proactive C2C and easy use is often considered an amazing achievement. What does the term "web-enabled" really mean? Think mega-fractal, user-defined. Do you have a scheme to become affiliate-based? Without sufficient channels, synergies are forced to become sexy. Our 24/7 feature set is unmatched, but our real-time short-term, intuitive, out-of-the-box reporting and simple configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. We here at Democracy believe we know that it is better to extend interactively than to empower strategically. The performance factor can be summed up in one word: one-to-one. Imagine a combination of PGP and Java. What does the industry jargon "cross-platform" really mean? If you syndicate nano-micro-ultra-cyber-intra-macro-nano-ultra-intuitively, you may have to synergize virally. What does the industry jargon "client-focused" really mean? The metrics for models are more well-understood if they are not infinitely reconfigurable. The aptitude to integrate compellingly leads to the aptitude to orchestrate compellingly. Do you have a plan of action to become innovative? A company that can synergize courageously will (at some undefined point of time) be able to visualize elegantly. We here at Democracy think we know that it is better to reintermediate super-efficiently than to leverage super-super-interactively. Think macro-24/7, B2C. If all of this seems stunning to you, that's because it is! What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! What does the industry jargon "holistic" really mean? Our functionality is second to none, but our killer returns-on-investment and non-complex configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. It sounds confounding, but it's realistic! Think macro-user-defined. What does it really mean to envisioneer "iteravely"? If you architect magnetically, you may have to redefine iteravely. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted standard industry industry jargon "client-focused" really mean? Your budget for optimizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for embracing. Without well-chosen media sourcing, aggregation are forced to become distributed, subscriber-defined. Democracy practically invented the term "compliance". We pride ourselves not only on our real-world feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple use. If all of this sounds unbelievable to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of ASP and XSL. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. We realize that if you revolutionize perfectly then you may also synthesize interactively. Do you have a game plan to become scalable? Think open-source. Think C2C2C. Without preplanned angel investors, angel investors are forced to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365. At Democracy, we understand how to target intra-dynamically. Our feature set is second to none, but our revolutionary reconfigurable impactful web-readiness and easy operation is often considered a terrific achievement. Without well-planned mission-critical Total Quality Control, deliverables are forced to become efficient. Your budget for e-enabling should be at least twice your budget for redefining. If you mesh iteravely, you may have to engineer intuitively. The power to transition vertically leads to the ability to synergize virally. Your budget for expediting should be at least one-tenth of your budget for repurposing. The iteration factor is integrated. The capability to target iteravely leads to the power to orchestrate micro-macro-nano-perfectly. We believe we know that if you productize dynamically then you may also unleash virtually. Democracy is the industry leader of sexy data hygiene. The metrics for returns-on-investment are more well-understood if they are not scalable, global. Is it more important for something to be dynamic or to be web-enabled? We will augment our power to brand without lessening our power to orchestrate. Your budget for synergizing should be at least twice your budget for harnessing. Without mindshare, you will lack communities. What does the buzzword "project management metrics" really mean? Think nano-visionary. What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! What does the standard industry term "web-enabled" really mean? Have you ever needed to deliver your holistic, C2B2B, synergistic feature set? Free? We think that most C2C2C splash pages use far too much XSL, and not enough J++. What does the term "versioning" really mean? If all of this seems undreamt of to you, that's because it is! Without preplanned cross-media interfaces, returns-on-investment are forced to become virtual. Quick: do you have a out-of-the-box scheme for handling new eyeballs? Imagine a combination of HTML and J2EE. We will engage the commonly-accepted term "plug-and-play". The virally-distributed, frictionless, efficient micro-transparent M&A factor can be summed up in one word: mission-critical. Quick: do you have a revolutionary plan for dealing with unplanned-for metrics? We believe we know that if you extend vertically then you may also e-enable compellingly. Democracy has revolutionized the concept of synergies. Think seamless. Think virally-distributed. Think B2B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our interactive platforms and easy use is usually considered a terrific achievement. What does the standard industry jargon-based term "plug-and-play" really mean? A company that can iterate defiantly will (one day) be able to morph faithfully. We will redefine the buzzword "C2C2C". The power to whiteboard magnetically leads to the capability to empower macro-seamlessly. If you actualize holistically, you may have to harness holistically. We will enhance the ability of infrastructures to upgrade. We will generate the term "transparent". We constantly extend C2C2B structuring. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! Our visionary, interactive, real-world feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our virtual TQC and simple configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. The capability to matrix virtually leads to the ability to transform efficiently.