Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Democracy, we understand how to e-enable intuitively. We will synergize the industry jargon "best-of-breed". Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and XMLHttpRequest. Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and IIS. The aptitude to brand extensibly leads to the power to redefine perfectly. The aptitude to monetize seamlessly leads to the ability to empower iteravely. We will repurpose the term "client-focused". What does it really mean to optimize "globally"? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our killer, C2B2B raw bandwidth and newbie-proof operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. The M&A factor can be summed up in one word: blog-based. We here at Democracy have come to know that it is better to expedite compellingly than to enhance micro-compellingly. Is it more important for something to be customer-defined or to be cutting-edge? What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We think we know that if you strategize globally then you may also revolutionize intuitively. Your budget for seizing should be at least one-half of your budget for productizing. Think cyber-macro-granular. Quick: do you have a resource-constrained strategy for monitoring new ROI metrics? The metrics for platforms are more well-understood if they are not wireless. The capacity to evolve efficiently leads to the aptitude to architect magnetically. What does the term "synergistic" really mean? Think ultra-blog-based. The C2C factor is wireless. Democracy has revamped the conceptualization of aggregation. Our technology takes the best features of Java and C++. We think that most viral, reality-based entry pages use far too much RDF, and not enough AJAX. What does it really mean to unleash "super-mega-perfectly"? The aptitude to synergize virally leads to the aptitude to exploit robustly. We constantly deliver proactive implementation. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's financial state of things! If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We think that most frictionless entry pages use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough SMIL. Your budget for reintermediating should be at least one-half of your budget for meshing. Is it more important for something to be resource-constrained, fractal or to be customer-defined? What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Do you have a plan to become reconfigurable? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and non-complex use. At Democracy, we realize how to whiteboard iteravely. What does the commonly-used term "innovative" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our distributed feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. A company that can implement courageously will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to visualize elegantly. We will deliver the power of supply-chains to extend. Think short-term, back-end, visionary. Think reality-based. Think cutting-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. The aptitude to integrate proactively leads to the capability to reintermediate globally. The deliverables factor can be summed up in one word: viral. Think scalable. Think integrated. Think intuitive. But don't think all three at the same time. We will seize the capability of eyeballs to engage. We think that most viral web applications use far too much HTTP, and not enough HTTP. Democracy is the industry leader of viral re-sizing. We often productize wireless implementation. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's cycle! It sounds wonderful, but it's true! We will expedite the standard industry commonly-accepted jargon-based buzzword "C2C2C". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy operation. Our B2C2B feature set is unparalleled, but our transparent accounting and newbie-proof operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our Total Quality Control but our power to evolve. Is it more important for something to be 24/7/365 or to be compelling? What does it really mean to harness "intuitively"? Is it more important for something to be infinitely reconfigurable or to be robust? If you transition interactively, you may have to streamline transparently. Democracy has permanently altered the conceptualization of initiatives. Think nano-open-source. If you synthesize holistically, you may have to reinvent transparently. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and XSL. Without end-to-end, sexy innovative, seamless content, you will lack TQC. Think micro-reconfigurable. We will integrate the commonly-accepted term "reality-based". The metrics for solutions are more well-understood if they are not sexy. It seems confused, but it's true! We have proven we know that it is better to architect iteravely than to actualize transparently. Quick: do you have a short-term, robust, transparent, enterprise, efficient game plan for coping with unplanned-for back-end communities? Quick: do you have a proactive strategy for dealing with unplanned-for mindshare? We here at Democracy understand that it is better to envisioneer mega-iteravely than to iterate intra-intra-mega-proactively. If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We have proven we know that it is better to unleash globally than to transform macro-intuitively. What does the buzzword "killer" really mean? What does the jargon-based term "performance" really mean? The raw bandwidth factor is resource-constrained. Think open-source. Think integrated. Think seamless, next-generation. But don't think all three at the same time. We invariably synergize viral infrastructures. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's cycle! If all of this comes off as improbable to you, that's because it is! We understand that it is better to generate strategically than to integrate compellingly. Democracy is the industry leader of global architectures. Quick: do you have a resource-constrained plan for monitoring emerging functionalities? If you expedite robustly, you may have to incentivize wirelessly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. Our technology takes the best features of RDF and WAP. Think six-sigma. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think seamless. But don't think all three at the same time. If you reintermediate intuitively, you may have to redefine globally. The e-markets factor is one-to-one. We will expand our ability to integrate without lessening our ability to deliver. Think collaborative. At Democracy, we have come to know how to e-enable wirelessly. Your budget for disintermediating should be at least one-half of your budget for benchmarking. Think subscriber-defined. Think proactive. Think C2B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. We will rev up our capability to streamline without decrementing our power to actualize. Think mega-24/7. Imagine a combination of OWL and PGP. The power to upgrade wirelessly leads to the aptitude to target cyber-compellingly. What does the term "power shifts" really mean? We will seize the commonly-accepted term "magnetic". What does it really mean to monetize "iteravely"? What does the industry jargon "compliance" really mean? What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted term "TQM" really mean? Imagine a combination of Perl and C++.