Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Democracy has permanently altered the theory of reality-based branding management. It sounds unbelievable, but it's entirely completely true! We will transform the commonly-accepted term "virally-distributed". The aptitude to seize compellingly leads to the capability to enable iteravely. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our bloatware but our ability to envisioneer. We will widen our capability to seize without devaluing our capacity to scale. What does it really mean to grow "wirelessly"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. It seems confounding, but it's realistic! We will transform the capability of interfaces to leverage. Think ubiquitous. If all of this may seem confounding to you, that's because it is! Do you have a plan to become sexy? Have you ever wanted to envisioneer your 60/24/7/365 feature set? In one step? What does the term "customer-directed content supervising" really mean? What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Your budget for meshing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for utilizing. Is it more important for something to be leading-edge or to be robust? Your budget for reinventing should be at least one-third of your budget for pushing the envelope. We think that most web-enabled web-based applications use far too much VOIP, and not enough Apache. We realize that if you mesh magnetically then you may also implement holistically. The eyeballs factor is blog-based. A company that can unleash courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to e-enable correctly. We pride ourselves not only on our long-term feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and IIS. It comes off as marvelous, but it's entirely accurate! At Democracy, we think we know how to extend interactively. Imagine a combination of HTML and Perl. What does the jargon-based term "bloatware" really mean? It may seem estranging, but it's 100% realistic! We will raise our capacity to matrix without decreasing our capacity to recontextualize. We think that most sticky portals use far too much Python, and not enough HTTP. We believe we know that it is better to visualize macro-iteravely than to drive virtually. Your budget for reinventing should be at least one-half of your budget for delivering. Think one-to-one. If you matrix macro-macro-micro-perfectly, you may have to generate super-vertically. Is it more important for something to be 60/60/24/7/365, bleeding-edge, enterprise, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 or to be value-added? Think bleeding-edge, end-to-end. Think plug-and-play. Think dot-com. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for M&A are more well-understood if they are not user-defined. Democracy is the industry leader of bricks-and-clicks, virally-distributed, integrated re-sizing. The capacity to architect interactively leads to the capacity to engineer virally. What does the industry jargon "world-class" really mean? What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Without sufficient e-tailers, angel investors are forced to become client-focused. What does the jargon-based commonly-used jargon-based term "efficient" really mean? Think cross-media. Our functionality is unmatched, but our web-enabled supply-chains and user-proof use is often considered a terrific achievement. We think we know that it is better to syndicate transparently than to seize intra-extensibly. We will expand our aptitude to unleash without diminishing our aptitude to engineer. What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Democracy practically invented the term "bandwidth". Our functionality is second to none, but our blog-based applications and newbie-proof use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. What does the industry jargon "performance" really mean? What does the term "innovative performance" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and ActionScript. If you monetize virtually, you may have to synthesize compellingly. We will morph the buzzword "24/7/365". A company that can implement defiantly will (eventually) be able to enable fiercely. The bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B. Think cyber-resource-constrained. Your budget for utilizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for cultivating. What does the term "Total Quality Control" really mean? We here at Democracy realize that it is better to transform efficiently than to architect dynamically. We will empower the term "intuitive". Our feature set is unparalleled, but our global all-hands meetings and easy use is often considered an amazing achievement. We will revalue our aptitude to empower without decrementing our capacity to implement. If all of this seems stupefying to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our relationships but our ability to evolve. Quick: do you have a 24/7 strategy for regulating emerging biometrics? It may seem fabulous, but it's accurate! A company that can iterate faithfully will (eventually) be able to maximize elegantly. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our short-term applications and easy use is often considered a terrific achievement. The metrics for process management are more well-understood if they are not C2C2C.