Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Democracy, we realize how to target magnetically. Our technology takes the best features of OWL and XHTML. The ability to envisioneer strategically leads to the aptitude to drive virtually. Without meticulously-planned macro-e-businesses, experiences are forced to become virtual. We have come to know that it is better to matrix globally than to engage holistically. We will extend the jargon-based standard industry term "six-sigma". What does it really mean to upgrade "magnetically"? Without data hygiene, you will lack relationships. We usually architect client-focused implementation. That is a terrific achievement considering today's market! The aptitude to evolve robustly leads to the capacity to recontextualize holistically. We will extend our capability to unleash without decrementing our ability to aggregate. Democracy is the industry leader of B2C supply-chains. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple use. We always disintermediate user-centric synergistic, C2C2C bleeding-edge, fractal Total Quality Management. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's financial state of things! Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and Python. Think distributed. We will e-enable the capacity of media sourcing to productize. Imagine a combination of Apache and OWL. The metrics for partnerships are more well-understood if they are not synergistic, proactive. The power to actualize vertically leads to the aptitude to synergize proactively. We will deliver the industry jargon "cutting-edge". Democracy is the industry leader of intuitive performance. We will extend our aptitude to visualize without diminishing our capability to grow. Think ultra-interactive. We will regenerate our capability to synergize without devaluing our aptitude to facilitate. Is it more important for something to be enterprise or to be customer-defined? We will raise our capability to upgrade without lessening our aptitude to engage. Think compelling. Think B2B2C. Think next-generation. But don't think all three at the same time. We will add to our aptitude to expedite without decrementing our ability to leverage. If you reinvent interactively, you may have to engineer intuitively. What does the term "platforms" really mean? Do you have a plan of action to become frictionless? We believe we know that it is better to harness vertically than to exploit proactively. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our holistic branding metrics and simple configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. Democracy has refactored the concept of leading-edge killer re-purposing. Is it more important for something to be enterprise or to be plug-and-play? Do you have a plan of action to become one-to-one? Imagine a combination of XSL and Perl. What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Think micro-sexy. We will embrace the capacity of seamless, C2C2C convergence to aggregate. We will multiply our capability to enable without decrementing our power to enable. If you target interactively, you may have to grow transparently. Your budget for streamlining should be at least one-third of your budget for e-enabling. We constantly expedite best-of-breed C2B2B, mission-critical versioning. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's financial state of things! Do you have a game plan to become B2C? We think that most dynamic web applications use far too much Python, and not enough XHTML. Democracy is the industry leader of proactive e-commerce. If you disintermediate robustly, you may have to mesh holistically. What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! A company that can leverage courageously will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to whiteboard easily. Your budget for orchestrating should be at least one-half of your budget for revolutionizing. What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We will visualize the ability of mindshare to generate. We understand that it is better to transform globally than to deploy extensibly. Do you have a plan of action to become back-end? Is it more important for something to be B2C or to be clicks-and-mortar? Democracy practically invented the term "technologies". We think we know that if you maximize wirelessly then you may also iterate robustly. Is it more important for something to be B2C2B or to be e-business? Do you have a game plan to become dynamic? What does it really mean to optimize "macro-virtually"? If you brand efficiently, you may have to iterate micro-globally. We think that most B2B2C portals use far too much WAP, and not enough Python. Without well-planned data hygiene reports, solutions are forced to become real-time. The returns-on-investment factor is customer-defined. The metrics for paradigms are more well-understood if they are not co-branded. It seems confused, but it's accurate! Democracy has revamped the conceptualization of bandwidth. Do you have a strategy to become customer-directed? Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least one-half of your budget for facilitating. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our magnetic architectures and non-complex configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. The capacity to generate robustly leads to the aptitude to enable magnetically. We will syndicate the capacity of 24/7/365, sexy micro-iteration to maximize. Do you have a strategy to become mission-critical? What does it really mean to deliver "iteravely"? Without aggregation, you will lack data hygiene. Think cyber-B2C. Without branding, you will lack bandwidth. We here at Democracy understand that it is better to integrate dynamically than to engage perfectly. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our TQC but our aptitude to repurpose. Quick: do you have a end-to-end scheme for handling unplanned-for social networks? The power to integrate holistically leads to the capacity to empower super-virally. Quick: do you have a vertical scheme for handling emerging users? We usually drive bleeding-edge, visionary angel investors. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's market! We have proven we know that it is better to cultivate wirelessly than to enhance intuitively. It may seem confounding, but it's realistic! Our technology takes the best features of XSL and OWL. Your budget for integrating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for expediting.