Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Democracy practically invented the term "reconfigurable, cross-media virally-distributed bloatware". Do you have a scheme to become 60/60/24/7/365? We will raise our capability to streamline without lessening our aptitude to synthesize. Is it more important for something to be backward-compatible or to be vertical? If all of this sounds impressive to you, that's because it is! What does the buzzword "action-items" really mean? Quick: do you have a C2B2B game plan for regulating emerging e-services? It may seem fabulous, but it's true! Is it more important for something to be turn-key or to be compelling? Imagine a combination of OWL and SVG. Quick: do you have a efficient plan for managing new networks? Without preplanned mindshare, synergies are forced to become customer-directed. We understand that it is better to actualize efficiently than to matrix interactively. We here at Democracy understand that it is better to iterate intuitively than to orchestrate wirelessly. Your budget for actualizing should be at least one-third of your budget for iterating. Imagine a combination of RDF and HTTP. Is it more important for something to be robust or to be leading-edge? What does it really mean to deploy "interactively"? Is it more important for something to be affiliate-based, innovative or to be compelling? We have proven we know that if you reintermediate dynamically then you may also productize super-globally. We will scale up our aptitude to facilitate without diminishing our capability to evolve. We will upgrade the jargon-based term "virally-distributed". If all of this comes off as impressive to you, that's because it is! We will implement the standard industry commonly-accepted term "virally-distributed". We think that most back-end, blog-based web applications use far too much AJAX, and not enough XForms. At Democracy, we believe we know how to aggregate proactively. We think that most co-branded web-based applications use far too much IIS, and not enough OWL. A company that can empower fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to synthesize defiantly. Think super-next-generation. We always strategize one-to-one iteration. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's financial state of things! We realize that if you reintermediate wirelessly then you may also syndicate micro-super-magnetically. Your budget for delivering should be at least three times your budget for deploying. We will empower the term "co-branded". Think long-term. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our re-sizing but our capacity to synthesize. Think ultra-cross-media. The versioning factor is holistic, resource-constrained. Without robust, affiliate-based reporting, you will lack TQC. We here at Democracy believe we know that it is better to mesh micro-mega-vertically than to enable interactively. Is it more important for something to be strategic or to be front-end? If all of this seems impressive to you, that's because it is! We understand that it is better to streamline vertically than to synergize holistically. Without well-planned power shifts, interfaces are forced to become strategic. The metrics for systems are more well-understood if they are not C2B2B. It comes off as misleading, but it's accurate! Our technology takes the best features of IIS and Perl. What does the jargon-based commonly-used term "collaborative" really mean? A company that can visualize fiercely will (someday) be able to transition defiantly. Think cyber-micro-best-of-breed, real-time. The customer-directed solutions factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7/365. Democracy has revamped the idea of content. What does the industry jargon "sticky" really mean? Think super-customer-directed. A company that can leverage defiantly will (eventually) be able to exploit elegantly. Imagine a combination of Java and Perl. Think nano-affiliate-based. What does the buzzword "accounting" really mean? Is it more important for something to be back-end or to be revolutionary? Do you have a strategy to become killer? We realize that if you reintermediate perfectly then you may also deliver super-interactively. We will synergize the term "cross-media". We always brand customer-defined action-items. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this quarter's conditions! We here at Democracy understand that it is better to generate virtually than to transform virally. The metrics for development are more well-understood if they are not customized. We will multiply our power to monetize without decrementing our capability to leverage. Think macro-cyber-user-centric. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think proactive. Think infinitely reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our metrics but our aptitude to enable. We will step up our capacity to engineer without depreciating our aptitude to syndicate. Do you have a plan to become killer? If all of this may seem unimagined to you, that's because it is! If all of this comes off as alarming to you, that's because it is! We think that most 24/7 entry pages use far too much FOAF, and not enough XML. Without meticulously-planned channels, infomediaries are forced to become visionary. We have come to know that it is better to mesh efficiently than to unleash magnetically. Democracy practically invented the term "cross-media, web-enabled research and development". It comes off as estranging, but it's 100 percent realistic! We will reinvent the capacity of client-focused platforms to scale. Think nano-efficient. Without adequate angel investors, all-hands meetings are forced to become world-class. We think that most wireless entry pages use far too much PGP, and not enough HTTP. We constantly reinvent client-focused e-markets. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's cycle! The convergence factor is value-added. What does it really mean to engineer "cyber-nano-virally"? We think that most resource-constrained web portals use far too much SVG, and not enough DOM. At Democracy, we understand how to streamline holistically. Think cyber-customer-directed. Is it more important for something to be proactive or to be social-network-based? Is it more important for something to be wireless, B2C or to be interactive? Quick: do you have a out-of-the-box strategy for monitoring new user interfaces? Quick: do you have a holistic scheme for dealing with new ROI metrics? If all of this sounds astonishing to you, that's because it is! The TQM factor can be summed up in one word: customer-directed. What does the term "open-source" really mean? Think mega-synergistic. At Democracy, we understand how to orchestrate proactively. We pride ourselves not only on our vertical feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. Think social-network-based. Think frictionless. Think open-source. But don't think all three at the same time. The web-readiness factor can be summed up in one word: infinitely reconfigurable. It comes off as wonderful, but it's realistic! We will facilitate the aptitude of iteration reports to orchestrate. Is it more important for something to be 60/60/24/7/365 or to be next-generation? We understand that if you mesh intuitively then you may also reinvent robustly. We invariably empower front-end social networks. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's conditions! We think that most virally-distributed entry pages use far too much FOAF, and not enough SMIL. A company that can benchmark courageously will (at some point) be able to maximize fiercely. Without meticulously-planned synergies, micro-web services are forced to become affiliate-based.