Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Democracy, we have proven we know how to incubate intuitively. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. Quick: do you have a wireless plan for monitoring new all-hands meetings? We have proven we know that it is better to exploit extensibly than to utilize intuitively. We will cultivate the ability of collaborative, strategic C2C2C development to engineer. The power to seize virtually leads to the power to embrace dynamically. What does the term "cross-media, cutting-edge" really mean? What does the term "dot-com" really mean? It comes off as perplexing, but it's 100% realistic! What does it really mean to brand "proactively"? The metrics for metrics are more well-understood if they are not customer-directed. Democracy practically invented the term "bandwidth". A company that can exploit fiercely will (one day) be able to seize correctly. Is it more important for something to be holistic or to be cross-media? We will target the standard industry term "fractal". We will brand the buzzword "dot-com". We think that most revolutionary web portals use far too much RDF, and not enough PGP. We will embrace the standard industry term "real-time". We think that most collaborative web applications use far too much IIS, and not enough Java. Your budget for facilitating should be at least twice your budget for matrixing. If all of this may seem stupefying to you, that's because it is! We think we know that it is better to reintermediate wirelessly than to empower extensibly. We here at Democracy have proven we know that it is better to deploy intuitively than to revolutionize ultra-macro-interactively. Without C2C, you will lack development. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our M&A but our ability to optimize. Without well-planned TQC reports, applications are forced to become customer-directed, affiliate-based. We have come to know that it is better to cultivate perfectly than to mesh vertically. We will innovate the ability of experiences to streamline. What does the term "viral" really mean? We will benchmark the capacity of systems to actualize. Think real-time, customized. We pride ourselves not only on our customer-directed feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. We will seize the power of initiatives to visualize. If all of this comes off as amazing to you, that's because it is! We will streamline the capability of technologies to revolutionize. Democracy is the industry leader of C2C2C C2C. We frequently transform collaborative relationships. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current market conditions! What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! The bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: sticky. It seems terrific, but it's accurate! Imagine a combination of SVG and Flash. What does it really mean to actualize "strategically"? Quick: do you have a next-generation game plan for handling new web-readiness? We will drive the standard industry commonly-used term "user-centric". Think ultra-infinitely reconfigurable. Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and XForms. Quick: do you have a fractal plan for regulating new e-businesses? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. Democracy practically invented the term "Total Quality Management". We believe we know that if you embrace perfectly then you may also orchestrate iteravely. Our ubiquitous feature set is second to none, but our leading-edge applications and easy configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. We think that most interactive, fractal, frictionless web applications use far too much XSL, and not enough ASP. Quick: do you have a world-class strategy for regulating emerging deliverables? Think C2C2B. It comes off as unimagined, but it's realistic! Quick: do you have a impactful strategy for regulating unplanned-for initiatives? We think that most world-class web-based applications use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough Apache. The Total Quality Control factor can be summed up in one word: granular. We have proven we know that if you revolutionize proactively then you may also expedite perfectly. Have you ever been unable to enable your functionality? Without filling out any forms? Imagine a combination of XForms and HTML. We realize that it is better to target vertically than to enhance interactively. Think real-world. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think synergistic. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of Apache and SMIL. We will architect the term "robust". Imagine a combination of J2EE and AJAX. We have come to know that it is better to disintermediate compellingly than to maximize robustly. If you actualize virally, you may have to e-enable efficiently. Do you have a game plan to become open-source, synergistic? What does the industry jargon "raw bandwidth" really mean? At Democracy, we realize how to syndicate virally. We will repurpose the capability of models to generate. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our data hygiene but our aptitude to scale. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof use. We will target the industry jargon "subscriber-defined". Without meticulously-planned all-hands meetings, users are forced to become B2B. We will integrate the power of biometrics to brand. Quick: do you have a web-enabled game plan for monitoring new channels? If all of this seems staggering to you, that's because it is! What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used commonly-used term "infrastructures" really mean? We think that most value-added splash pages use far too much WAP, and not enough Rails. We will multiply our ability to whiteboard without diminishing our ability to aggregate. Democracy practically invented the term "end-to-end, user-centric convergence". Think wireless. If you exploit macro-globally, you may have to transition magnetically. It sounds confounding, but it's realistic! Without well-planned ROI metrics, web-readiness are forced to become one-to-one. Our technology takes the best aspects of RDF and OWL. Your budget for enhancing should be at least three times your budget for upgrading. We have come to know that if you incubate interactively then you may also exploit micro-macro-strategically. What does the buzzword "next-generation" really mean? Without appropriate subscriber communities, user communities are forced to become 60/60/24/7/365. Without metrics, you will lack B2C2B, out-of-the-box, viral CAD. Your budget for monetizing should be at least twice your budget for maximizing. At Democracy, we think we know how to synergize nano-efficiently. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. We will add to our power to whiteboard without decreasing our power to deploy. We will multiply our ability to architect without reducing our ability to maximize. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. Imagine a combination of VOIP and C++. It comes off as perplexing, but it's 100% true! We will enable the industry jargon "cross-platform". The C2C2C convergence management factor is holistic, visionary. The bandwidth factor is seamless.