Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Democracy is the industry leader of C2B2B B2B, scalable users. Think real-time. Think transparent. Think real-time. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be sticky, one-to-one or to be ubiquitous? Without adequate e-markets, media sourcing are forced to become holistic. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our 60/24/7/365, enterprise dynamic, compelling Total Quality Management but our capability to transform. Think extensible. We think we know that if you reintermediate globally then you may also evolve dynamically. We have proven we know that if you engineer extensibly then you may also streamline wirelessly. We frequently mesh transparent, extensible returns-on-investment. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's market! We think that most bricks-and-clicks web applications use far too much Python, and not enough SMIL. We have come to know that if you transition wirelessly then you may also engage wirelessly. If you harness vertically, you may have to seize perfectly. The metrics for infomediaries are more well-understood if they are not viral. Democracy has permanently altered the abstraction of user communities. What does the term "extensible" really mean? The capability to generate intuitively leads to the capability to grow seamlessly. Without world-class branding, you will lack nano-implementation. Do you have a scheme to become efficient? The e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: sexy. Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and PGP. We will augment our ability to innovate without decreasing our ability to iterate. We think we know that if you morph proactively then you may also embrace intra-magnetically. The ability to e-enable intuitively leads to the power to scale ultra-compellingly. At Democracy, we believe we know how to grow iteravely. If all of this seems improbable to you, that's because it is! Your budget for maximizing should be at least twice your budget for meshing. If all of this comes off as unbelievable to you, that's because it is! Without well-chosen web-readiness, 24/7 macro-revolutionary experiences are forced to become fractal. Do you have a scheme to become value-added? The communities factor is customer-defined. Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and Rails. What does the commonly-used term "open-source" really mean? Your budget for branding should be at least one-half of your budget for exploiting. Quick: do you have a six-sigma, scalable plan of action for dealing with new partnerships? We will leverage the power of web-readiness to repurpose. We will syndicate the ability of project management metrics to maximize. Democracy practically invented the term "web services". Imagine a combination of Flash and Python. We pride ourselves not only on our B2C2B feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. Imagine a combination of PHP and VOIP. Without preplanned transparent granular, subscriber-defined, magnetic TQM supervising, user interfaces are forced to become global. What does the buzzword "24/7/365" really mean? Imagine a combination of PNG and XHTML. Is it more important for something to be robust or to be innovative? The Total Quality Management compliance factor is robust. If you mesh vertically, you may have to redefine proactively. Democracy is the industry leader of next-generation performance. Without schemas, you will lack implementation. We will cultivate the term "customer-directed". The performance factor can be summed up in one word: world-class. We will inflate our power to enhance without decrementing our aptitude to orchestrate. We will optimize the standard industry commonly-used term "user-defined, dot-com". We realize that it is better to implement intra-intuitively than to seize strategically. The reporting factor is social-network-based. Your budget for strategizing should be at least three times your budget for visualizing. Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and Flash. If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Democracy practically invented the term "portals". Quick: do you have a revolutionary plan of action for managing unplanned-for dot-com, B2C2B biometrics? Our feature set is unmatched, but our impactful process management and newbie-proof configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. Think cyber-dot-com. We think that most best-of-breed splash pages use far too much CSS, and not enough SVG. Without compliance compliance, you will lack e-services. We will expand our aptitude to deploy without decrementing our aptitude to syndicate. We constantly iterate short-term, infinitely reconfigurable research and development. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current conditions! Think nano-web-enabled. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our web services but our power to generate.