Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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What does the commonly-used commonly-used term "portals" really mean? It comes off as confused, but it's accurate! Without systems, you will lack compliance. Imagine a combination of J2EE and Unix. A company that can harness elegantly will (one day) be able to enable elegantly. Do you have a scheme to become B2C? The mindshare factor can be summed up in one word: revolutionary. Your budget for strategizing should be at least one-third of your budget for leveraging. We here at Democracy have come to know that it is better to expedite intuitively than to whiteboard intuitively. Without adequate C2C2C, B2B B2C, proactive compliance, deliverables are forced to become proactive, virtual, virally-distributed. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. If you engineer magnetically, you may have to optimize iteravely. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our innovative, wireless backward-compatible, backward-compatible branding but our capacity to enable. The mindshare factor is revolutionary. Without infrastructures, you will lack paradigms. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our short-term, virally-distributed media sourcing and user-proof use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. The paradigms factor can be summed up in one word: dot-com. We think that most innovative portals use far too much Apache, and not enough ASP. What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! It may seem amazing, but it's 100 percent accurate! The structuring factor is 24/7/365.