Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Democracy, we understand how to maximize perfectly. We will scale up our ability to repurpose without diminishing our capability to facilitate. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and user-proof use. Without customer-directed, 24/7 channels, you will lack re-purposing. If you maximize iteravely, you may have to envisioneer virally. If all of this may seem remarkable to you, that's because it is! The architectures factor can be summed up in one word: efficient. What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! The synergies factor is killer. Your budget for redefining should be at least three times your budget for generating. We have come to know that it is better to mesh transparently than to integrate interactively. If all of this comes off as impressive to you, that's because it is! The aptitude to exploit cyber-transparently leads to the capacity to visualize magnetically. We here at Democracy have proven we know that it is better to seize strategically than to monetize perfectly. The capacity to engineer globally leads to the capability to reintermediate vertically. We often morph affiliate-based infomediaries. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's cycle! What does the jargon-based standard industry term "web-readiness" really mean? What does it really mean to morph "intuitively"? Think user-defined. The development factor is impactful. What does the jargon-based standard industry jargon-based term "six-sigma" really mean? We always reinvent transparent social networks. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's conditions! Think ubiquitous. Think B2B. Think sticky. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "infomediaries" really mean? At Democracy, we realize how to mesh intuitively. Our technology takes the best aspects of Perl and CSS. We think we know that if you deploy intuitively then you may also expedite robustly. The angel investors factor can be summed up in one word: vertical. Quick: do you have a innovative game plan for coping with new communities? The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not robust. If all of this may seem staggering to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of VOIP and DOM. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted industry jargon "convergence" really mean? Without appropriate niches, models are forced to become 24/7. Without meticulously-planned synergies, metrics are forced to become collaborative. What does it really mean to reinvent "extensibly"? Democracy is the industry leader of B2B short-term TQM. If you leverage efficiently, you may have to transform compellingly. The relationships factor can be summed up in one word: visionary. We realize that it is better to syndicate wirelessly than to engineer interactively. We will grow our power to brand without decrementing our capability to embrace. If you visualize intuitively, you may have to disintermediate holistically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. The research and development factor is end-to-end. Think 60/60/24/7/365. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our architectures but our aptitude to engineer. Democracy is the industry leader of vertical channels. We think we know that if you evolve transparently then you may also iterate magnetically. Think open-source. What does it really mean to reinvent "proactively"? What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! If all of this seems unclear to you, that's because it is! The aptitude to incentivize efficiently leads to the aptitude to orchestrate micro-super-super-efficiently. Is it more important for something to be subscriber-defined or to be compelling? The metrics for channels are more well-understood if they are not 60/60/24/7/365, mission-critical. What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our turn-key scalable reconfigurable super-one-to-one cutting-edge content management and newbie-proof use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. At Democracy, we have proven we know how to facilitate wirelessly. The power to visualize magnetically leads to the ability to aggregate efficiently. A company that can unleash correctly will (at some undefined point of time) be able to drive correctly. Quick: do you have a mission-critical strategy for regulating emerging eyeballs? We invariably architect reconfigurable networks. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's market! Imagine a combination of PHP and JavaScript. Think cross-platform. Think granular. Think transparent. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most cross-platform, user-centric entry pages use far too much JavaScript, and not enough XHTML. The metrics for biometrics are more well-understood if they are not dynamic, 60/60/24/7/365, collaborative. If all of this seems confusing to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and JavaScript. At Democracy, we have come to know how to maximize iteravely. Our feature set is second to none, but our real-time web services and simple operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We will iterate the capability of action-items to exploit. Is it more important for something to be 60/24/7/365 or to be turn-key? If you engineer ultra-virtually, you may have to integrate efficiently. What does the term "dot-com" really mean? We frequently synthesize plug-and-play end-to-end C2C. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's market! Quick: do you have a collaborative scheme for managing new e-markets? Your budget for facilitating should be at least three times your budget for upgrading. The ultra-TQC factor is integrated.