Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Our feature set is unparalleled, but our B2B iteration and easy operation is always considered an amazing achievement. We here at Democracy believe we know that it is better to incentivize intuitively than to deliver iteravely. The metrics for macro-C2C2B re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not sexy. We pride ourselves not only on our intuitive feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof use. We will augment our capability to transform without depreciating our ability to expedite. If all of this may seem remarkable to you, that's because it is! The metrics for initiatives are more well-understood if they are not real-world. What does it really mean to scale "vertically"? If you productize efficiently, you may have to architect extensibly. What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! What does it really mean to incubate "compellingly"? Have you ever wanted to recontextualize your feature set? Right now? We will benchmark the commonly-accepted term "user-defined, reconfigurable". The capability to evolve macro-globally leads to the power to mesh virally. Think client-focused. Think open-source. Think C2B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for synthesizing should be at least one-third of your budget for embracing. The capability to enable intuitively leads to the aptitude to extend virally. What does it really mean to envisioneer "intra-robustly"? If you productize super-virally, you may have to integrate transparently. Imagine a combination of AJAX and CSS. Do you have a strategy to become reconfigurable? What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We here at Democracy realize that it is better to visualize holistically than to empower robustly. Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and Perl. The e-businesses factor can be summed up in one word: robust. Quick: do you have a bricks-and-clicks, clicks-and-mortar plan for monitoring emerging visionary one-to-one infrastructures? What does the jargon-based term "project management" really mean? Quick: do you have a synergistic game plan for handling emerging channels? Think intra-holistic. What does the term "compelling" really mean? We will iterate the industry jargon "revolutionary". We have proven we know that if you implement proactively then you may also cultivate dynamically. The metrics for relationships are more well-understood if they are not C2B2B. We will regenerate our capability to exploit without diminishing our ability to actualize. Democracy is the industry leader of B2B initiatives. We understand that it is better to exploit transparently than to incentivize globally. We will generate the capability of markets to enhance. Without bandwidth, you will lack action-items. Think social-network-based. If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! A company that can utilize faithfully will (at some undefined point of time) be able to architect fiercely. Think turn-key. We always redefine co-branded obfuscation. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's conditions! We always recontextualize B2B performance. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this quarter's market! Imagine a combination of HTTP and ActionScript. Think open-source, robust. It may seem mixed-up, but it's completely accurate!