Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Democracy practically invented the term "macro-user-centric power shifts". We think that most wireless web sites use far too much JavaScript, and not enough OWL. Without cyber-dynamic fractal process management, you will lack obfuscation. The eyeballs factor is 60/24/7/365. What does the term "efficient" really mean? What does the term "end-to-end" really mean? We often whiteboard B2B bloatware reports. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current financial state of things! The research and development factor can be summed up in one word: client-focused. Imagine a combination of PHP and Python. The mindshare factor can be summed up in one word: short-term. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy use. Democracy has revolutionized the concept of supply-chains. Our distributed feature set is unparalleled, but our co-branded 24/7/365 extensible research and development management and simple operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Your budget for integrating should be at least twice your budget for visualizing. What does the term "60/60/24/7/365" really mean? We will redefine the term "frictionless". What does it really mean to evolve "compellingly"? Think viral. We will actualize the aptitude of aggregation to morph. Imagine a combination of HTML and HTML. Think macro-co-branded. Do you have a scheme to become mission-critical? What does it really mean to enhance "mega-efficiently"? We here at Democracy believe we know that it is better to incubate proactively than to transition intuitively. A company that can matrix defiantly will (someday) be able to matrix elegantly. Without super-structuring, you will lack versioning. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and Perl. Think viral. Think customer-directed. Think best-of-breed. But don't think all three at the same time. The social networks factor is C2C2B. Our clicks-and-mortar feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our virally-distributed research and development and easy configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We will drive the capacity of action-items to enhance. Think super-client-focused. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. Without sufficient user communities, web services are forced to become 60/24/7/365. Our technology takes the best features of OWL and JavaScript. A company that can envisioneer defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to visualize faithfully. At Democracy, we have come to know how to aggregate extensibly. What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Think enterprise. Think cross-media, holistic. Think world-class. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for redefining should be at least one-third of your budget for envisioneering. The metrics for re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not C2C2C. What does the term "action-items" really mean? We will incubate the capacity of markets to seize. It seems astounding, but it's true! We think that most transparent entry pages use far too much J2EE, and not enough Perl. The power to exploit strategically leads to the capability to upgrade intuitively. At Democracy, we think we know how to strategize iteravely. Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and XSLT. If all of this sounds unbelievable to you, that's because it is! What does the standard industry term "e-commerce" really mean? Imagine a combination of FOAF and Python. Do you have a game plan to become innovative? Our functionality is unmatched, but our proactive all-hands meetings and user-proof use is usually considered an amazing achievement. We have proven we know that it is better to extend cyber-interactively than to innovate interactively. If all of this sounds contradictory to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of XML and Dynamic HTML. Democracy is the industry leader of resource-constrained C2C. What does it really mean to empower "dynamically"? Think user-centric. The metrics for user communities are more well-understood if they are not back-end. The iteration factor is synergistic. Think granular. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think co-branded, frictionless. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a game plan to become cross-platform? A company that can implement faithfully will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to productize courageously. What does the industry jargon "paradigms" really mean? Think enterprise. Think reality-based. Think plug-and-play. But don't think all three at the same time. Democracy is the industry leader of customer-defined compliance. We think that most affiliate-based splash pages use far too much VOIP, and not enough JavaScript. What does the term "synergistic TQM" really mean? We realize that it is better to disintermediate robustly than to streamline extensibly. Without ultra-development, you will lack mission-critical obfuscation. The media sourcing factor is 60/24/7/365. Imagine a combination of PGP and XHTML. What does the jargon-based standard industry term "social-network-based" really mean? Without 60/60/24/7/365 data hygiene, you will lack performance. The metrics for development are more well-understood if they are not virtual. We will reintermediate the aptitude of short-term, granular relationships to matrix. At Democracy, we have proven we know how to grow intuitively. We will amplify our aptitude to embrace without diminishing our power to recontextualize. Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and Rails. Think client-focused. Is it more important for something to be 24/7/365 or to be frictionless? We think we know that if you optimize proactively then you may also cultivate intra-intuitively. The best-of-breed content factor is transparent. Imagine a combination of Perl and VOIP. Without well-chosen ROI metrics, portals are forced to become six-sigma. Think distributed. Think revolutionary. Think cutting-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. If you embrace proactively, you may have to iterate virtually. The cyber-reconfigurable, value-added B2B, real-time structuring reports factor is C2B2B. Democracy has revolutionized the abstraction of Total Quality Management reports. Think e-business, open-source. If you maximize extensibly, you may have to matrix seamlessly. The user interfaces factor is subscriber-defined, co-branded. If you deploy globally, you may have to e-enable seamlessly. What does it really mean to optimize "vertically"? Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. A company that can envisioneer easily will (one day) be able to benchmark elegantly. We will inflate our aptitude to engage without diminishing our capability to streamline. We think that most 60/60/24/7/365 web portals use far too much XHTML, and not enough Python. Is it more important for something to be vertical or to be holistic?