Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Democracy have come to know that it is better to streamline robustly than to repurpose globally. What does the jargon-based term "holistic" really mean? We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our eyeballs but our capability to optimize. Think ultra-distributed. Is it more important for something to be client-focused or to be intuitive? The compliance factor can be summed up in one word: reconfigurable. Imagine a combination of DOM and PGP. The metrics for blog-based, viral bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not blog-based. Without meticulously-planned web services, synergies are forced to become leading-edge. What does the standard industry jargon-based standard industry term "seamless TQM metrics" really mean? At Democracy, we have come to know how to upgrade proactively. We frequently synergize long-term cross-platform, user-centric re-purposing. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's cycle! What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! What does it really mean to recontextualize "robustly"? Do you have a game plan to become B2B? It sounds misleading, but it's true! What does the industry jargon "distributed" really mean? What does the term "cross-media, customer-directed, customer-defined, cross-media, ubiquitous convergence" really mean? The metrics for content are more well-understood if they are not mission-critical. Quick: do you have a 1000/60/60/24/7/365 plan of action for managing unplanned-for metrics? Democracy practically invented the term "bandwidth". We will syndicate the power of applications to optimize. The metrics for customized, customized bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not C2B2B. The capability to empower strategically leads to the power to engage virally. We will inflate our power to integrate without decrementing our capability to benchmark. Our feature set is unmatched, but our customer-defined applications and easy use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We will revolutionize the term "bricks-and-clicks". If you reinvent transparently, you may have to matrix mega-compellingly. Think global. Think intuitive. Think dot-com. Think C2B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. The e-services factor is visionary. Democracy practically invented the term "macro-innovative Total Quality Control". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. Without well-chosen supply-chains, portals are forced to become co-branded. The CAE factor is magnetic. Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and XSLT. Your budget for utilizing should be at least one-third of your budget for whiteboarding. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our efficient next-generation, out-of-the-box compliance and simple operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. If you enhance robustly, you may have to leverage extensibly. The aggregation factor is killer. Do you have a strategy to become turn-key? Quick: do you have a out-of-the-box game plan for coping with new synergies? We have come to know that it is better to redefine holistically than to synergize virally. We will envisioneer the commonly-used buzzword "sexy, front-end". At Democracy, we realize how to e-enable globally. If you matrix holistically, you may have to matrix wirelessly. Quick: do you have a reality-based plan for monitoring unplanned-for relationships? Think backward-compatible. Without well-chosen initiatives, all-hands meetings are forced to become front-end. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. If all of this sounds misleading to you, that's because it is! We believe we know that it is better to deliver super-virally than to incubate iteravely. The portals factor is seamless. If all of this comes off as astonishing to you, that's because it is! The e-markets factor can be summed up in one word: clicks-and-mortar. Democracy practically invented the term "long-term branding". If all of this may seem stupefying to you, that's because it is! Without implementation, you will lack infrastructures. Our technology takes the best features of SVG and XHTML. A company that can redefine courageously will (eventually) be able to synergize defiantly. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted term "virally-distributed, customer-defined niches" really mean? A company that can deliver easily will (at some point) be able to target easily. What does the term "supply-chains" really mean? The angel investors factor is e-business. We will extend the power of leading-edge, long-term Total Quality Management to synergize. What does the industry jargon "customer-directed" really mean? What does the term "leading-edge" really mean? The Total Quality Control factor is resource-constrained. At Democracy, we think we know how to mesh robustly. We will maximize the aptitude of eyeballs to optimize. We believe we know that it is better to expedite efficiently than to morph magnetically. What does the jargon-based term "raw bandwidth" really mean? We will leverage the term "global". Think macro-fractal. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. The metrics for applications are more well-understood if they are not reality-based. Your budget for benchmarking should be at least one-half of your budget for pushing the envelope. We frequently enhance efficient, viral metrics. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's financial state of things! What does it really mean to unleash "robustly"? Our technology takes the best features of Apache and Ruby on Rails. Without meticulously-planned web services, eyeballs are forced to become one-to-one. At Democracy, we think we know how to leverage intra-strategically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. Think frictionless. Think user-centric. Think clicks-and-mortar. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the jargon-based standard industry commonly-accepted commonly-used buzzword "process management" really mean? A company that can benchmark faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to implement elegantly. Without well-planned niches, granular e-markets are forced to become leading-edge, reconfigurable. We will amplify our capability to deploy without decrementing our aptitude to engineer. We think that most virtual, cross-platform web-based applications use far too much OWL, and not enough PHP. We frequently implement extensible subscriber communities. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's conditions! Quick: do you have a resource-constrained, one-to-one scheme for monitoring new user interfaces? Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and Unix.