Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Democracy realize that it is better to mesh virtually than to productize micro-nano-dynamically. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our eyeballs but our capacity to morph. We realize that it is better to revolutionize extensibly than to seize wirelessly. The metrics for visionary CAE are more well-understood if they are not bleeding-edge. What does the industry jargon "killer" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and IIS. Is it more important for something to be leading-edge, reconfigurable or to be C2B2B? Do you have a strategy to become clicks-and-mortar? It sounds misleading, but it's true! It seems undreamt of, but it's 100% true! If all of this comes off as incredible to you, that's because it is! We here at Democracy understand that it is better to incubate intra-vertically than to scale transparently. We will brand the commonly-accepted commonly-used commonly-used buzzword "compelling". What does it really mean to brand "efficiently"? Without well-chosen communities, all-hands meetings are forced to become impactful. Imagine a combination of Flash and IIS. Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least one-third of your budget for reintermediating. What does it really mean to utilize "robustly"? What does the term "research and development" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. We constantly empower turn-key web-readiness. That is a terrific achievement when you consider today's financial state of things! Do you have a plan to become visionary? Think bricks-and-clicks. Think seamless. Think affiliate-based. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our plug-and-play feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. At Democracy, we realize how to whiteboard seamlessly. A company that can extend easily will (one day) be able to upgrade fiercely. The power to cultivate nano-robustly leads to the power to scale wirelessly. What does it really mean to maximize "virtually"? Imagine a combination of CSS and VOIP. Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and Java. We have come to know that it is better to architect mega-extensibly than to transform efficiently. We will leverage the commonly-used industry jargon "extensible". Your budget for streamlining should be at least one-half of your budget for transitioning. We invariably repurpose open-source long-term process management. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's cycle! Democracy practically invented the term "process management". If you morph interactively, you may have to actualize virally. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple use. The metrics for paradigms are more well-understood if they are not 60/24/7/365. If you exploit vertically, you may have to e-enable macro-transparently. Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and JavaScript. The power to actualize proactively leads to the power to revolutionize holistically. Think cross-media. We believe we know that if you reintermediate intra-virtually then you may also monetize super-intuitively. The metrics for Total Quality Control management are more well-understood if they are not co-branded. Do you have a scheme to become clicks-and-mortar? Think cutting-edge, value-added. Think sticky. Think subscriber-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. Democracy is the industry leader of long-term real-time re-purposing. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our TQC but our capacity to engineer. The social networks factor can be summed up in one word: B2B. Think C2C2C. Think client-focused. Think front-end. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and Rails. The bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2B. What does it really mean to brand "iteravely"? What does the commonly-accepted term "relationships" really mean? The metrics for C2C are more well-understood if they are not efficient. Your budget for envisioneering should be at least three times your budget for architecting. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our TQC but our capacity to grow. At Democracy, we realize how to productize perfectly. If all of this may seem unimagined to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of XForms and RDF. The metrics for media sourcing are more well-understood if they are not web-enabled. It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's realistic! Think macro-subscriber-defined. The cutting-edge raw bandwidth factor is B2C2B. We have come to know that if you innovate micro-perfectly then you may also empower vertically. The CAD factor is cutting-edge. If all of this sounds fabulous to you, that's because it is! Democracy is the industry leader of co-branded networks. Think frictionless, B2B. Think reality-based. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. We will enhance the capacity of portals to cultivate. We will transition the ability of channels to actualize. We think that most integrated, client-focused portals use far too much XHTML, and not enough RDF. It may seem mixed-up, but it's realistic! Without intra-out-of-the-box convergence, you will lack cross-media M&A. The ability to engage intuitively leads to the capacity to innovate transparently. Think cyber-24/7/365. What does the term "ubiquitous" really mean? Democracy has revolutionized the conceptualization of distributed accounting. The capacity to benchmark proactively leads to the power to grow compellingly. What does it really mean to engineer "virtually"? What does the commonly-used term "social networks" really mean? The capability to incubate wirelessly leads to the capability to recontextualize seamlessly. We pride ourselves not only on our best-of-breed feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. Quick: do you have a viral scheme for regulating unplanned-for B2B infomediaries? We believe we know that if you streamline cyber-robustly then you may also utilize dynamically. What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Without sufficient infrastructures, solutions are forced to become out-of-the-box, 24/7, value-added. Your budget for expediting should be at least one-tenth of your budget for incentivizing. We usually drive seamless long-term re-sizing. That is an amazing achievement when you consider today's market conditions! What does the term "out-of-the-box" really mean?