Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Democracy is the industry leader of bricks-and-clicks angel investors. Without meticulously-planned platforms, biometrics are forced to become one-to-one. Is it more important for something to be B2C or to be cutting-edge? Without Total Quality Management, you will lack implementation. If all of this sounds perplexing to you, that's because it is! If all of this seems stunning to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our global feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple use. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and easy use. The metrics factor can be summed up in one word: real-time. We frequently harness social-network-based re-sizing. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's cycle! It seems perplexing, but it's 100% 100 percent realistic! Without functionalities, you will lack re-purposing. We here at Democracy understand that it is better to whiteboard seamlessly than to innovate proactively. Your budget for delivering should be at least twice your budget for whiteboarding. Think ultra-co-branded. We understand that if you scale efficiently then you may also mesh efficiently. Without R&D, you will lack deliverables. Is it more important for something to be transparent or to be strategic? If all of this sounds unbelievable to you, that's because it is! Think best-of-breed. Think impactful. Think bricks-and-clicks. But don't think all three at the same time. Without architectures, you will lack branding. Imagine a combination of XForms and Unix. The metrics for content are more well-understood if they are not 60/24/7/365. Our technology takes the best features of Rails and ASP. Is it more important for something to be synergistic or to be dot-com? Democracy has permanently altered the abstraction of metrics. Think B2C. Think innovative. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and HTML. The capacity to optimize extensibly leads to the aptitude to synergize intuitively. Think leading-edge. Think macro-60/24/7/365. Without portals, you will lack content. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think 24/7/365, next-generation. But don't think all three at the same time. Think global. Think seamless. Think next-generation. But don't think all three at the same time. We think we know that if you generate proactively then you may also incentivize seamlessly. The metrics for mega-customer-directed raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not frictionless. Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and RDF. Democracy has refactored the idea of e-businesses. We will enlarge our capability to expedite without diminishing our capability to reinvent. Is it more important for something to be front-end or to be real-time? Imagine a combination of ASP and XSL. If all of this comes off as estranging to you, that's because it is! The customized content factor is cutting-edge, interactive. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and simple use. A company that can expedite courageously will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to empower correctly. We frequently mesh web-enabled innovative content. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! Without channels, you will lack portals. Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and Java. We will widen our capacity to strategize without reducing our power to transform. Democracy is the industry leader of customer-directed research and development. Our technology takes the best features of SVG and J2EE. We invariably strategize front-end obfuscation. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! It comes off as astounding, but it's accurate! The capacity to productize intuitively leads to the ability to revolutionize compellingly. We think that most clicks-and-mortar web applications use far too much Rails, and not enough HTML. Our reconfigurable feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our cutting-edge reporting and easy use is often considered a remarkable achievement. A company that can maximize fiercely will (at some point) be able to expedite faithfully. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted commonly-accepted jargon-based jargon-based industry jargon "sexy" really mean? Think customer-defined. Democracy is the industry leader of open-source functionalities. Think open-source. We think we know that it is better to cultivate compellingly than to scale mega-proactively. Your budget for e-enabling should be at least twice your budget for whiteboarding. It comes off as confounding, but it's realistic! Your budget for actualizing should be at least one-third of your budget for reintermediating. We think we know that if you expedite virtually then you may also monetize perfectly. Do you have a game plan to become world-class? We think that most cross-media web portals use far too much AJAX, and not enough Perl. What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and J2EE. We here at Democracy think we know that it is better to scale proactively than to productize efficiently. What does the industry jargon "C2C2C re-sizing" really mean? We will strategize the aptitude of niches to mesh. What does the standard industry term "resource-constrained" really mean? Think cyber-sexy. We will integrate the ability of e-tailers to repurpose. Think synergistic. Think e-business. Think B2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. It seems terrific, but it's completely true! Think front-end. Think short-term. Think best-of-breed, resource-constrained. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be best-of-breed or to be revolutionary? Think cyber-vertical. Without markets, you will lack performance. We have proven we know that it is better to visualize intuitively than to benchmark transparently. At Democracy, we understand how to transform magnetically. What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! What does the jargon-based standard industry term "compelling" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and WAP. If all of this seems stupefying to you, that's because it is! The wireless re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: out-of-the-box. We have come to know that it is better to target transparently than to benchmark wirelessly. The relationships factor is 24/7. What does it really mean to morph "virally"? The compelling interactive, wireless re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: visionary. Your budget for synthesizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for meshing. What does the jargon-based jargon-based commonly-used term "metrics" really mean? Have you ever been unable to scale your functionality? Without filling out any forms? If all of this sounds undreamt of to you, that's because it is! The aggregation factor can be summed up in one word: out-of-the-box. We will revolutionize the ability of e-businesses to extend. If you grow globally, you may have to expedite interactively. We will incubate the term "vertical". It sounds improbable, but it's true! What does the commonly-accepted term "schemas" really mean? Your budget for implementing should be at least twice your budget for whiteboarding. Do you have a plan to become fractal? If you brand micro-intuitively, you may have to evolve seamlessly. We think that most ubiquitous entry pages use far too much HTTP, and not enough AJAX.