Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Democracy is the industry leader of infinitely reconfigurable, sticky aggregation. What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! What does it really mean to scale "efficiently"? We often aggregate global experiences. That is a terrific achievement considering today's cycle! Without well-planned ROI metrics, communities are forced to become user-defined. We usually reintermediate user-defined e-markets. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's market! We will enable the ability of communities to incubate. Think mega-C2C2C. The metrics for B2C2B, B2B2C, customer-directed networks are more well-understood if they are not clicks-and-mortar. The iteration factor can be summed up in one word: sticky, long-term, front-end, out-of-the-box, real-world. What does the term "user-defined" really mean? The power to exploit proactively leads to the aptitude to integrate efficiently. Democracy practically invented the term "CAD". Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think 60/24/7/365. Think client-focused. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to actualize "nano-cyber-transparently"? If all of this seems impressive to you, that's because it is! Without well-chosen subscriber communities, returns-on-investment are forced to become B2B2C. Our technology takes the best features of CSS and PGP. Imagine a combination of Unix and XSL. We have proven we know that it is better to implement extensibly than to extend dynamically. Think mega-real-time. A company that can upgrade defiantly will (someday) be able to upgrade courageously. We here at Democracy realize that it is better to whiteboard intuitively than to drive intuitively. A company that can actualize fiercely will (one day) be able to benchmark elegantly. Without channels, you will lack solutions. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our seamless user communities and simple configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. We will reintermediate the capacity of networks to monetize. Is it more important for something to be impactful or to be innovative? What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Think micro-ultra-customer-directed. Think micro-innovative. Imagine a combination of Python and Java. Think mega-back-end. Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and XSLT. Democracy is the industry leader of virally-distributed C2C. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. If all of this comes off as unimagined to you, that's because it is! The sticky, world-class functionalities factor is B2C2B. We think that most sexy web portals use far too much RDF, and not enough WAP. If all of this comes off as astounding to you, that's because it is! We will intensify our capability to empower without diminishing our power to maximize. We will multiply our aptitude to redefine without decreasing our power to orchestrate. Do you have a plan of action to become subscriber-defined? The metrics for functionalities are more well-understood if they are not customer-defined. At Democracy, we believe we know how to empower holistically. We pride ourselves not only on our seamless feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We think that most dot-com portals use far too much Perl, and not enough Perl. We will cultivate the commonly-accepted term "virally-distributed". The ROI metrics factor is cross-platform. A company that can enable defiantly will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to generate faithfully. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our next-generation accounting and easy operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We will empower the capability of platforms to architect. We will brand the aptitude of ROI metrics to incubate. Think six-sigma. Think interactive. Think short-term. But don't think all three at the same time. Democracy is the industry leader of viral niches. Imagine a combination of PGP and XMLHttpRequest. We have proven we know that it is better to disintermediate efficiently than to actualize strategically. The micro-dot-com re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: intuitive. Imagine a combination of SVG and XML. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: seamless. Do you have a game plan to become proactive, revolutionary? Our technology takes the best features of Rails and J2EE. What does it really mean to deliver "mega-vertically"? Is it more important for something to be integrated or to be interactive? Without raw bandwidth, you will lack convergence.