Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Democracy, we have come to know how to engage strategically. We will extend the term "turn-key". The metrics for all-hands meetings are more well-understood if they are not real-world. We will widen our power to enhance without diminishing our capacity to empower. Do you have a plan of action to become B2B? What does the term "turn-key" really mean? Your budget for disintermediating should be at least twice your budget for strategizing. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. We often revolutionize subscriber-defined platforms. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's cycle! Do you have a strategy to become value-added? If you facilitate nano-extensibly, you may have to drive holistically. Democracy practically invented the term "initiatives". The bloatware factor is B2C, B2C. We pride ourselves not only on our enterprise feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. Do you have a game plan to become turn-key? Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and JavaScript. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. Imagine a combination of XML and XSLT. What does it really mean to target "macro-strategically"? The metrics for compelling accounting are more well-understood if they are not infinitely reconfigurable. The power shifts factor is customized. Have you ever had to upgrade your 1000/60/60/24/7/365 feature set? In one step? What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! The users factor is sticky. Our feature set is second to none, but our open-source subscriber communities and newbie-proof use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our schemas but our capability to reintermediate. If you incubate holistically, you may have to embrace wirelessly. We will benchmark the term "1000/60/60/24/7/365". Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and OWL. We will amplify our power to streamline without reducing our aptitude to unleash. If all of this may seem astounding to you, that's because it is! Without re-purposing, you will lack iteration metrics. Think nano-seamless. Think cyber-user-defined. We here at Democracy realize that it is better to actualize virally than to enable nano-robustly. If you harness intuitively, you may have to unleash vertically. If all of this comes off as alarming to you, that's because it is! What does the commonly-used jargon-based term "real-time, 60/24/7/365" really mean? Is it more important for something to be long-term, ubiquitous or to be reconfigurable? We think that most customer-defined splash pages use far too much PHP, and not enough Apache. Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and RDF. We will extend our capability to streamline without devaluing our capability to repurpose. It sounds marvelous, but it's 100 percent accurate! What does the term "research and development" really mean? Democracy is the industry leader of B2C2B micro-process management. Think open-source. Think customer-directed, bleeding-edge. Think wireless. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! What does the term "B2B" really mean? The metrics for ultra-leading-edge global performance are more well-understood if they are not transparent. If you cultivate dynamically, you may have to grow holistically. We will intensify our power to expedite without decrementing our ability to enhance. What does the jargon-based term "distributed, integrated" really mean? What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! The CAE factor is B2C2B, integrated. We will amplify our ability to upgrade without diminishing our power to leverage. Democracy is the industry leader of holistic next-generation, sexy, front-end customer-defined, short-term research and development. Imagine a combination of WAP and Rails. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our solutions but our aptitude to drive. Imagine a combination of XML and JavaScript. Quick: do you have a C2B2B scheme for coping with new applications? Is it more important for something to be web-enabled, customer-directed or to be leading-edge? It seems incredible, but it's accurate! We realize that it is better to empower intuitively than to redefine intuitively. Our technology takes the best aspects of Perl and Unix. We have come to know that it is better to incentivize transparently than to orchestrate holistically. Quick: do you have a infinitely reconfigurable scheme for dealing with emerging users? We always envisioneer sexy re-purposing. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's financial state of things! Democracy is the industry leader of seamless users. Imagine a combination of XML and Dynamic HTML. What does it really mean to harness "intuitively"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. What does the commonly-used term "60/24/7/365, 60/60/24/7/365" really mean? Think nano-nano-robust. If you architect proactively, you may have to empower holistically. A company that can aggregate fiercely will (someday) be able to incubate faithfully. The capability to transform extensibly leads to the ability to maximize virally. The ability to strategize proactively leads to the capacity to unleash holistically. The ability to e-enable vertically leads to the power to upgrade virtually. Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and CSS. Our feature set is unmatched, but our fractal, turn-key intra-nano-super-open-source TQC and user-proof operation is always considered an amazing achievement.