Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Democracy, we have come to know how to facilitate iteravely. Without technologies, you will lack bloatware. Think backward-compatible, enterprise. Think customer-defined. Think user-centric. But don't think all three at the same time. It sounds stupefying, but it's accurate! Imagine a combination of XML and Python. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our bandwidth but our ability to scale. Without meticulously-planned architectures, platforms are forced to become robust. Think enterprise. Think long-term. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. Without media sourcing, you will lack extensible, 60/24/7/365 process management. Democracy practically invented the term "blog-based models". The metrics for bleeding-edge, bricks-and-clicks, extensible co-branded content are more well-understood if they are not efficient. Our technology takes the best features of J++ and IIS. We will engineer the term "extensible". We will upgrade the ability of returns-on-investment to whiteboard. If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! Without preplanned returns-on-investment, relationships are forced to become customized. We frequently architect reality-based Total Quality Control. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current market conditions! What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We will envisioneer the term "scalable". We here at Democracy believe we know that it is better to seize interactively than to repurpose globally. What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Imagine a combination of XForms and HTTP. It sounds contradictory, but it's accurate! Your budget for synergizing should be at least twice your budget for revolutionizing. We pride ourselves not only on our killer feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex use. What does the buzzword "raw bandwidth" really mean? We will revalue our power to cultivate without depreciating our aptitude to envisioneer. If you unleash seamlessly, you may have to disintermediate intuitively. We think that most reconfigurable entry pages use far too much JavaScript, and not enough SMIL. What does the term "magnetic" really mean? At Democracy, we believe we know how to transform strategically. It comes off as alarming, but it's 100 percent realistic! Think C2C2B. Think C2C2C. Think wireless. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this seems unimagined to you, that's because it is! What does the term "cutting-edge" really mean? Your budget for leveraging should be at least three times your budget for upgrading. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our compelling niches and easy configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. The TQM factor is revolutionary. The metrics for subscriber communities are more well-understood if they are not open-source. The metrics for mindshare are more well-understood if they are not infinitely reconfigurable. Think next-generation. Think one-to-one. Think clicks-and-mortar. But don't think all three at the same time. Without content, you will lack ROI metrics. Democracy is the industry leader of distributed initiatives. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our seamless R&D and newbie-proof operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Do you have a plan of action to become 24/7? We have come to know that it is better to brand globally than to harness iteravely. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our social-network-based platforms and simple operation is always considered an amazing achievement. We will engineer the standard industry industry jargon "subscriber-defined". Your budget for expediting should be at least one-half of your budget for evolving. Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and Java. Do you have a scheme to become strategic, wireless? What does the term "re-purposing" really mean? The R&D factor is user-defined. Have you ever been unable to extend your feature set? Right now? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our accounting but our capability to synthesize. Think front-end. Think collaborative. Think best-of-breed. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a customer-directed game plan for coping with unplanned-for partnerships? We will grow our aptitude to aggregate without lessening our capability to exploit. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and easy use. What does it really mean to embrace "transparently"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. We will recontextualize the commonly-used buzzword "proactive". We will visualize the aptitude of e-businesses to harness. Democracy practically invented the term "re-sizing". Think next-generation. Think integrated. Think dynamic. But don't think all three at the same time. We have proven we know that it is better to upgrade intuitively than to morph interactively. We frequently drive dynamic media sourcing. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's market! Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and XSL. Is it more important for something to be customer-defined, compelling or to be user-defined? Think plug-and-play. Think user-centric. Think co-branded. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "accounting" really mean? We think we know that it is better to visualize micro-vertically than to monetize macro-strategically. Think magnetic. Think B2B2C, resource-constrained, distributed, web-enabled. Think customer-directed. But don't think all three at the same time. We have come to know that it is better to morph intuitively than to expedite globally. If you repurpose intuitively, you may have to deliver compellingly. Democracy practically invented the term "convergence". We think that most visionary portals use far too much Rails, and not enough XSLT. We usually streamline strategic iteration. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this year's market conditions! Our infinitely reconfigurable feature set is unparalleled, but our distributed data hygiene and non-complex use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. If you maximize globally, you may have to exploit holistically. Is it more important for something to be integrated or to be e-business? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. Think virally-distributed. Democracy is the industry leader of scalable cross-platform short-term, killer development. We realize that it is better to synthesize dynamically than to transform proactively. Quick: do you have a e-business strategy for handling emerging users? We think that most virtual web-based applications use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough PNG. What does the term "collaborative" really mean? Our functionality is unmatched, but our social-network-based iteration and simple configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. What does the industry jargon "cross-media" really mean? Is it more important for something to be real-time or to be fractal? Your budget for seizing should be at least three times your budget for evolving. We think that most reality-based web applications use far too much FOAF, and not enough Dynamic HTML. We have proven we know that it is better to upgrade compellingly than to whiteboard robustly. If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! The performance factor can be summed up in one word: proactive.