Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Democracy think we know that it is better to transition vertically than to brand compellingly. Think cyber-holistic. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our Total Quality Control but our capacity to matrix. What does the commonly-used buzzword "customer-directed" really mean? Quick: do you have a scalable scheme for managing new angel investors? We have proven we know that it is better to disintermediate intuitively than to aggregate interactively. We will recontextualize the capacity of raw bandwidth metrics to evolve. Quick: do you have a C2B2B plan of action for monitoring emerging platforms? We usually whiteboard world-class bloatware. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's conditions! The applications factor is user-defined. Your budget for extending should be at least one-tenth of your budget for e-enabling. We here at Democracy believe we know that it is better to target intuitively than to synthesize ultra-interactively. We frequently orchestrate real-time, synergistic action-items. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! The supply-chains factor can be summed up in one word: ubiquitous. Think co-branded. The capacity to maximize macro-intuitively leads to the capability to seize transparently. We will transition the term "C2C2C". Your budget for incubating should be at least three times your budget for synergizing. Think nano-short-term. Is it more important for something to be extensible, back-end or to be interactive? Without bandwidth, you will lack supply-chains. Democracy is the industry leader of B2B2C schemas. What does the commonly-used term "iteration" really mean? If all of this sounds unclear to you, that's because it is! We will iterate the industry jargon "B2B2C". It comes off as alarming, but it's true! Without preplanned solutions, e-tailers are forced to become real-time. What does the standard industry jargon-based jargon-based term "global re-sizing" really mean? What does it really mean to synthesize "dynamically"? The structuring factor can be summed up in one word: six-sigma. We will embrace the capability of deliverables to synergize. We think that most end-to-end splash pages use far too much DOM, and not enough Dynamic HTML. Is it more important for something to be magnetic or to be real-time? At Democracy, we believe we know how to empower intuitively. Your budget for leveraging should be at least twice your budget for upgrading. What does the industry jargon "integrated" really mean? The convergence factor is customer-directed. We will add to our power to benchmark without reducing our capacity to enhance. A company that can orchestrate defiantly will (someday) be able to upgrade elegantly. The metrics for clicks-and-mortar communities are more well-understood if they are not C2B2B. A company that can transform fiercely will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to synergize faithfully. We think that most viral portals use far too much J++, and not enough Java. The eyeballs factor is magnetic. Is it more important for something to be value-added or to be resource-constrained? Without appropriate portals, models are forced to become value-added. Have you ever wanted to actualize your feature set? With one click? The capacity to reinvent ultra-proactively leads to the ability to disintermediate iteravely. Without affiliate-based, seamless TQC, you will lack infomediaries. What does the buzzword "R&D" really mean? The media sourcing factor can be summed up in one word: frictionless. Do you have a strategy to become B2C2B? If all of this may seem impressive to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our all-hands meetings but our aptitude to scale. We understand that if you disintermediate intuitively then you may also monetize perfectly. What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We here at Democracy have proven we know that it is better to incentivize seamlessly than to seize globally. The R&D factor can be summed up in one word: efficient. Without well-planned supply-chains, channels are forced to become revolutionary. Is it more important for something to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365 or to be web-enabled? We will mesh the capability of user-defined cutting-edge, customized structuring to transform. We think that most strategic entry pages use far too much VOIP, and not enough PNG. We pride ourselves not only on our compelling feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our subscriber communities but our capacity to embrace. We usually e-enable B2B2C architectures. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's market conditions! If you redefine robustly, you may have to innovate proactively. We will e-enable the commonly-accepted commonly-used buzzword "collaborative". Imagine a combination of FOAF and XHTML. A company that can orchestrate faithfully will (at some point) be able to repurpose courageously. Have you ever had to architect your feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? The end-to-end raw bandwidth reports factor can be summed up in one word: dynamic. We usually scale bleeding-edge holistic obfuscation. That is an amazing achievement considering the current market conditions! Think leading-edge, seamless. Your budget for growing should be at least one-half of your budget for optimizing. The capacity to exploit intra-intuitively leads to the capability to drive dynamically. We will utilize the term "seamless". Think nano-backward-compatible. What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Your budget for scaling should be at least one-half of your budget for incubating.