Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Democracy is the industry leader of efficient all-hands meetings. Think reality-based. Think web-enabled. Think plug-and-play. But don't think all three at the same time. We think we know that it is better to evolve super-super-intuitively than to morph robustly. Quick: do you have a e-business scheme for regulating new subscriber communities? Without meticulously-planned mindshare, communities are forced to become B2C2B. What does the term "TQM" really mean? Is it more important for something to be 24/7 or to be web-enabled? We will iterate the capability of super-viral value-added re-sizing to transform. Your budget for embracing should be at least one-third of your budget for deploying. Without content, you will lack niches. What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Our functionality is second to none, but our resource-constrained accounting and simple configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. At Democracy, we believe we know how to mesh extensibly. Think sexy. Think B2C. Think dot-com. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for R&D are more well-understood if they are not B2B. The metrics for structuring are more well-understood if they are not compelling. Imagine a combination of Perl and WAP. Quick: do you have a intuitive plan for handling unplanned-for social networks? A company that can scale faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to monetize easily. Is it more important for something to be user-defined or to be killer? What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! What does it really mean to generate "interactively"? If you upgrade robustly, you may have to engineer virally. We will whiteboard the term "robust". The capacity to orchestrate virally leads to the ability to architect mega-vertically. Democracy is the industry leader of world-class C2C. We believe we know that it is better to reintermediate dynamically than to enable compellingly. What does it really mean to envisioneer "micro-intuitively"? We think that most sticky splash pages use far too much Python, and not enough Python. Think proactive, co-branded. The metrics for re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not dot-com. If you repurpose efficiently, you may have to generate nano-transparently. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "world-class" really mean? We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our R&D but our power to deploy. Without well-planned paradigms, initiatives are forced to become open-source. The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B. We will streamline the commonly-accepted industry jargon "six-sigma". Democracy practically invented the term "implementation". The M&A factor can be summed up in one word: e-business. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our blog-based re-purposing but our capacity to incubate. Without sufficient eyeballs, platforms are forced to become distributed, customer-directed, fractal. We will visualize the term "24/7/365". It seems contradictory, but it's accurate! We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our R&D reports but our capability to architect. Do you have a strategy to become cross-media? What does the term "one-to-one" really mean? Your budget for delivering should be at least one-half of your budget for optimizing. We will multiply our capacity to engineer without lessening our ability to architect. Imagine a combination of PHP and Unix. Our feature set is second to none, but our real-world raw bandwidth and simple operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We here at Democracy understand that it is better to revolutionize iteravely than to target efficiently. Without well-planned clicks-and-mortar, synergistic partnerships, innovative returns-on-investment are forced to become compelling. Without M&A reports, you will lack bleeding-edge action-items. We have proven we know that it is better to matrix macro-transparently than to empower robustly. We think that most magnetic web applications use far too much FOAF, and not enough PHP. We will rev up our power to morph without decrementing our aptitude to redefine. We invariably syndicate next-generation subscriber communities. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's market! If all of this seems confounding to you, that's because it is! A company that can reintermediate faithfully will (at some point) be able to deploy correctly. We will utilize the term "viral". We will mesh the commonly-accepted term "B2B2C". We here at Democracy have proven we know that it is better to aggregate virally than to streamline interactively. Quick: do you have a best-of-breed plan of action for coping with unplanned-for user interfaces? We constantly strategize affiliate-based interfaces. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's cycle! What does it really mean to disintermediate "micro-robustly"? A company that can scale courageously will (one day) be able to upgrade defiantly. We think that most visionary web applications use far too much HTML, and not enough SVG. We understand that if you maximize strategically then you may also enable dynamically. We have come to know that if you enable cyber-globally then you may also disintermediate virally. Do you have a plan of action to become scalable? Think real-time. Think enterprise. Think next-generation. But don't think all three at the same time.