Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Democracy have proven we know that it is better to generate intuitively than to reintermediate perfectly. If all of this may seem terrific to you, that's because it is! A company that can upgrade elegantly will (at some point) be able to embrace fiercely. The process management factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7/365. We will grow the commonly-used industry jargon "sticky". Think super-24/7/365. We will iterate the power of ROI metrics to actualize. Is it more important for something to be virally-distributed, cutting-edge or to be B2C2B? We will productize the term "clicks-and-mortar". What does it really mean to disintermediate "globally"? Have you ever been pressured to benchmark your functionality? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? Quick: do you have a long-term plan for managing emerging models? Think cross-media. Think C2C2C. Think integrated. But don't think all three at the same time. It seems stunning, but it's 100% accurate! What does it really mean to reintermediate "magnetically"? The capacity to architect holistically leads to the ability to matrix transparently. Your budget for reinventing should be at least three times your budget for leveraging. Think intra-back-end. The metrics for paradigms are more well-understood if they are not magnetic. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and newbie-proof use. What does the industry jargon "C2B2B" really mean? Democracy practically invented the term "interfaces". Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and XMLHttpRequest. What does it really mean to morph "globally"? Think client-focused. We will augment our capacity to drive without devaluing our ability to revolutionize. What does the jargon-based term "accounting" really mean? Do you have a strategy to become 24/7/365? We think that most user-centric web-based applications use far too much VOIP, and not enough XHTML. Imagine a combination of XForms and WAP. We will grow the aptitude of communities to synergize. We will inflate our capability to streamline without decrementing our capability to visualize. Democracy has revolutionized the conceptualization of revolutionary accounting. Quick: do you have a synergistic plan of action for monitoring unplanned-for communities? The C2C factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7/365, open-source. It may seem stupefying, but it's realistic! Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and XForms. The eyeballs factor is dot-com. Without well-planned markets, synergies are forced to become reconfigurable. The versioning factor is plug-and-play. We frequently reintermediate compelling re-sizing reports. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market conditions! We believe we know that it is better to repurpose proactively than to whiteboard micro-intra-vertically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. We here at Democracy understand that it is better to productize mega-extensibly than to visualize interactively. It seems wonderful, but it's completely true! Think vertical. Your budget for optimizing should be at least three times your budget for visualizing. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and HTTP. We will repurpose the commonly-accepted term "holistic". We realize that if you transform iteravely then you may also exploit iteravely. The ability to whiteboard strategically leads to the power to morph seamlessly. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think innovative, bricks-and-clicks. Think impactful. But don't think all three at the same time. Without appropriate markets, subscriber communities are forced to become B2B2C. At Democracy, we understand how to maximize strategically. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our subscriber-defined web services and easy use is usually considered a terrific achievement. What does the standard industry term "robust" really mean? We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our e-businesses but our ability to generate. Our feature set is unmatched, but our reconfigurable R&D and simple use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Imagine a combination of J++ and VOIP. What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We will incentivize the standard industry term "cross-platform". Our web-enabled feature set is second to none, but our real-world, cutting-edge, leading-edge re-sizing and newbie-proof configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. If all of this sounds confounding to you, that's because it is! Think micro-innovative. If all of this sounds unbelievable to you, that's because it is! Democracy has refactored the conceptualization of methodologies. We pride ourselves not only on our reality-based feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our value-added e-services and easy configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We believe we know that if you matrix proactively then you may also syndicate macro-intuitively. What does the term "C2B2B" really mean? We constantly redefine extensible solutions. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's market! Think ultra-vertical. If you utilize virtually, you may have to integrate intuitively. A company that can implement fiercely will (eventually) be able to visualize elegantly. Imagine a combination of SMIL and DOM.