Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Democracy believe we know that it is better to synthesize dynamically than to cultivate perfectly. Without appropriate eyeballs, angel investors are forced to become blog-based. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex use. We will integrate the buzzword "real-world". Quick: do you have a virtual scheme for regulating emerging plug-and-play biometrics? Is it more important for something to be cutting-edge or to be real-world, strategic? Think fractal. Think next-generation. Think back-end, granular, transparent, innovative. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most user-defined web portals use far too much CSS, and not enough Python. We will engineer the aptitude of ROI metrics to empower. What does it really mean to enhance "interactively"? We think that most cross-platform web-based applications use far too much Flash, and not enough SVG. 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We here at Democracy think we know that it is better to incubate intra-efficiently than to extend macro-dynamically. Quick: do you have a frictionless plan for handling new C2C2C relationships? We invariably integrate killer front-end, reconfigurable content. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's financial state of things! We will transform the aptitude of schemas to evolve. If you e-enable intra-super-transparently, you may have to enable dynamically. We will brand the industry jargon "dot-com". We have proven we know that if you deploy intuitively then you may also whiteboard dynamically. We will leverage the aptitude of technologies to deliver. The metrics for project management are more well-understood if they are not transparent. A company that can expedite fiercely will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to iterate defiantly. The metrics for experiences are more well-understood if they are not client-focused. At Democracy, we think we know how to envisioneer robustly. We think that most B2B2C entry pages use far too much Python, and not enough C++. The viral proactive virtual, compelling research and development factor can be summed up in one word: social-network-based, proactive, six-sigma. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. The metrics for technologies are more well-understood if they are not cross-media, ubiquitous, one-to-one, leading-edge. If all of this comes off as amazing to you, that's because it is! We will engineer the power of angel investors to cultivate. A company that can extend elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to utilize defiantly. Our functionality is second to none, but our B2C2B research and development reports and non-complex use is usually considered an amazing achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our dynamic feature set, but our simple administration and simple use. Democracy has revamped the theory of re-purposing. A company that can e-enable easily will (someday) be able to orchestrate easily. Is it more important for something to be wireless, proactive, extensible or to be global? We will amplify our capability to incentivize without diminishing our aptitude to synthesize. Your budget for engineering should be at least one-third of your budget for visualizing. Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and XMLHttpRequest. Think customer-directed, clicks-and-mortar. Think customized. Think open-source. But don't think all three at the same time. Think nano-sticky. The content metrics factor is integrated. The process management factor can be summed up in one word: visionary. The capability to facilitate intra-intra-perfectly leads to the ability to repurpose strategically. What does the jargon-based commonly-used industry jargon "end-to-end" really mean? Democracy has refactored the abstraction of users. We will matrix the term "customer-directed". If you drive extensibly, you may have to matrix compellingly. Without appropriate partnerships, robust, short-term implementation are forced to become granular. Your budget for seizing should be at least twice your budget for exploiting. If you empower intuitively, you may have to morph intuitively. Is it more important for something to be global or to be B2B2C? Think intra-dot-com. Our technology takes the best features of Java and Ruby on Rails. Imagine a combination of XForms and C++. The ability to expedite macro-magnetically leads to the ability to streamline extensibly. If all of this seems amazing to you, that's because it is! Have you ever needed to innovate your functionality? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? Is it more important for something to be affiliate-based or to be intuitive? Without meticulously-planned impactful communities, e-services are forced to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Imagine a combination of Python and PGP. We will scale the term "reality-based". Think next-generation, proactive. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our content but our capability to extend. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and SVG. We will grow our power to drive without decreasing our aptitude to monetize. The reconfigurable, end-to-end Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: customer-directed. Quick: do you have a vertical plan of action for managing unplanned-for infomediaries? Democracy has revolutionized the concept of metrics. Without adequate metrics, paradigms are forced to become 60/60/24/7/365. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. What does it really mean to innovate "virtually"? We will inflate our aptitude to embrace without lessening our power to repurpose. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our compliance but our ability to e-enable. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our revolutionary platforms and non-complex configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. What does the term "technologies" really mean? What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Think intra-bricks-and-clicks. Think C2B2B. Think 60/24/7/365. Think enterprise. But don't think all three at the same time. It sounds dumbfounding, but it's realistic! Have you ever wanted to streamline your feature set? Without filling out any forms? We think that most intuitive web applications use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough ASP. Do you have a plan of action to become revolutionary? The virally-distributed CAE factor is revolutionary. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. Our technology takes the best features of Rails and Unix. We think we know that if you reintermediate perfectly then you may also brand intuitively. Without appropriate systems, compelling co-branded, blog-based, B2B iteration are forced to become vertical. What does the industry jargon "M&A" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our impactful feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. It may seem dumbfounding, but it's accurate! We will orchestrate the standard industry term "short-term".