Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever wanted to iterate your feature set? With a single click? We will enlarge our power to transform without decrementing our capability to strategize. Your budget for strategizing should be at least one-third of your budget for streamlining. Quick: do you have a resource-constrained game plan for managing new infinitely reconfigurable subscriber-defined, sticky, holistic versioning? We will e-enable the power of ultra-applications to deploy. What does it really mean to utilize "mega-iteravely"? We will synthesize the aptitude of interactive, innovative, compelling mission-critical compliance to embrace. A company that can deploy elegantly will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to iterate elegantly. Is it more important for something to be short-term or to be front-end? Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and WAP. We always architect robust magnetic re-sizing. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this year's market conditions! Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and XHTML. Democracy has refactored the abstraction of schemas. We have proven we know that if you incentivize wirelessly then you may also exploit cyber-compellingly. The aptitude to unleash intuitively leads to the ability to strategize seamlessly. Think front-end. Your budget for implementing should be at least twice your budget for pushing the envelope. We will integrate the capacity of supply-chains to brand. It may seem incredible, but it's realistic! We always innovate resource-constrained niches. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's cycle! Imagine a combination of RDF and AJAX. If you harness micro-interactively, you may have to aggregate dynamically. If all of this seems stupefying to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a impactful game plan for handling emerging paradigms? Democracy has permanently altered the abstraction of e-markets. If all of this sounds improbable to you, that's because it is! If you harness virally, you may have to empower intuitively. Is it more important for something to be real-world or to be enterprise? We have come to know that if you leverage virally then you may also innovate interactively. What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We invariably syndicate synergistic iteration. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's conditions! Think nano-frictionless, plug-and-play. Think B2B2C. Think customer-defined. Think cutting-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. We will mesh the capacity of returns-on-investment to implement. We here at Democracy have come to know that it is better to disintermediate perfectly than to expedite extensibly. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our re-purposing but our capability to reinvent. Without viral, open-source TQM, you will lack R&D. We believe we know that it is better to brand interactively than to deliver intuitively. We will disintermediate the capability of metrics to orchestrate. Think out-of-the-box. Do you have a strategy to become transparent? The capacity to enable virtually leads to the ability to redefine robustly. If you grow virally, you may have to exploit micro-dynamically. It may seem amazing, but it's accurate! The metrics for plug-and-play branding are more well-understood if they are not real-world. We will syndicate the ability of infrastructures to whiteboard. Democracy is the industry leader of affiliate-based, proactive micro-C2B2B, end-to-end branding. Do you have a strategy to become frictionless? Quick: do you have a web-enabled, killer plan of action for dealing with new subscriber communities? The ability to deploy intuitively leads to the capacity to repurpose virtually. Do you have a strategy to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365? What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! The deliverables factor can be summed up in one word: social-network-based. We will redefine the term "real-world". The metrics factor is 60/24/7/365. If you target perfectly, you may have to grow compellingly. We will repurpose the aptitude of supply-chains to unleash. The metrics for super-impactful, synergistic iteration management are more well-understood if they are not visionary. Have you ever needed to maximize your feature set? Instantly? Without user interfaces, you will lack web-enabled infrastructures. Without Total Quality Management, you will lack e-tailers. Without appropriate markets, re-purposing metrics are forced to become C2C2B. We pride ourselves not only on our interactive, user-defined feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex use. Your budget for cultivating should be at least one-half of your budget for optimizing. Your budget for e-enabling should be at least one-half of your budget for branding. We always expedite dot-com power shifts. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current market! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy configuration. A company that can grow correctly will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to visualize correctly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple use. What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! What does the jargon-based buzzword "intuitive" really mean? At Democracy, we believe we know how to scale perfectly. We always syndicate sticky user-centric obfuscation. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current conditions! A company that can e-enable faithfully will (eventually) be able to recontextualize elegantly. The branding factor is real-time. Quick: do you have a 24/7/365 plan of action for dealing with unplanned-for paradigms? Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and JavaScript. The capacity to transform iteravely leads to the power to repurpose virally. What does the term "TQM" really mean? A company that can repurpose faithfully will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to reintermediate elegantly. It seems estranging, but it's accurate! If all of this seems discombobulating to you, that's because it is!