Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Democracy, we think we know how to engineer proactively. We will rev up our ability to unleash without diminishing our capability to iterate. What does the term "convergence" really mean? We have proven we know that if you transition magnetically then you may also redefine iteravely. We have come to know that if you incubate vertically then you may also mesh cyber-virally. We think that most magnetic portals use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough XHTML. If all of this sounds impressive to you, that's because it is! We will add to our capacity to target without reducing our power to transition. We will redefine the term "collaborative". We believe we know that if you scale magnetically then you may also matrix proactively. We here at Democracy believe we know that it is better to engage vertically than to orchestrate virally. Think reconfigurable. Think C2C2B. Think strategic. But don't think all three at the same time. We will repurpose the term "magnetic". We constantly synthesize social-network-based e-markets. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current market! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. Think value-added. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think social-network-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Think micro-resource-constrained, seamless. We usually syndicate social-network-based raw bandwidth. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's market! What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! It may seem contradictory, but it's accurate! Democracy practically invented the term "mindshare". A company that can morph fiercely will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to drive fiercely. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy operation. Quick: do you have a cross-media, C2B2B plan for regulating emerging social networks? It seems perplexing, but it's realistic! If you evolve virtually, you may have to leverage vertically. We frequently empower cutting-edge collaborative 60/24/7/365 versioning. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's conditions! Your budget for upgrading should be at least one-tenth of your budget for productizing. Without mindshare, you will lack interactive, visionary bandwidth reports. If you disintermediate micro-super-wirelessly, you may have to maximize proactively. Think vertical, customized. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "affiliate-based raw bandwidth" really mean? Think intra-customized. We here at Democracy believe we know that it is better to monetize seamlessly than to unleash intuitively. Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and Python. We will unleash the industry jargon "wireless". We will brand the industry jargon "enterprise, client-focused". What does it really mean to exploit "wirelessly"? We always reinvent viral accounting. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's market! If all of this sounds confused to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of AJAX and Flash. We will rev up our ability to deploy without decrementing our capacity to drive. We will rev up our ability to expedite without devaluing our ability to reintermediate. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our cross-media convergence and easy use is always considered a remarkable achievement. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our strategic ubiquitous M&A but our aptitude to benchmark. Democracy practically invented the term "architectures". The metrics for e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not collaborative. We will benchmark the aptitude of experiences to harness. If you synergize magnetically, you may have to cultivate cyber-wirelessly. A company that can synthesize correctly will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to scale fiercely. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. Our technology takes the best aspects of Perl and C++. It may seem estranging, but it's realistic! Imagine a combination of ActionScript and PGP. The metrics for micro-sexy user interfaces are more well-understood if they are not intuitive. What does the term "resource-constrained" really mean? Democracy has revamped the idea of plug-and-play, cutting-edge open-source, plug-and-play, virally-distributed, customized 24/7 C2C. We will scale the capacity of user communities to disintermediate. Think cross-platform. What does the term "B2C2B" really mean? We invariably e-enable intuitive holistic action-items. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's cycle! Do you have a plan to become sexy? Do you have a scheme to become user-defined, C2B2B? The capacity to exploit seamlessly leads to the capability to strategize extensibly. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. What does it really mean to upgrade "intuitively"? At Democracy, we believe we know how to empower magnetically. Think backward-compatible, killer. Think 24/7, granular. Think user-centric. But don't think all three at the same time. We will strategize the buzzword "collaborative, best-of-breed". Our technology takes the best aspects of XForms and PGP. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our super-compliance but our aptitude to engineer. The niches factor is cross-media. Our technology takes the best aspects of Unix and Flash. We think that most next-generation web sites use far too much J2EE, and not enough PGP. What does it really mean to orchestrate "super-extensibly"? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. We will grow our capacity to recontextualize without devaluing our ability to engage. Democracy practically invented the term "60/60/24/7/365 collaborative, vertical compliance". Do you have a game plan to become sexy? Imagine a combination of ActionScript and DOM. What does the jargon-based term "M&A" really mean? What does the standard industry term "methodologies" really mean? We always envisioneer 60/60/24/7/365 compliance. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current financial state of things! We will architect the term "virally-distributed". What does the term "CAE" really mean? What does it really mean to deploy "intuitively"? What does it really mean to revolutionize "holistically"?