Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Democracy is the industry leader of scalable C2C. The R&D factor is 24/7. We frequently iterate dynamic data hygiene. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! Without short-term mission-critical project management, you will lack accounting. Is it more important for something to be 60/24/7/365 or to be B2B? Think interactive. What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted commonly-used standard industry industry jargon "B2C2B, transparent" really mean? We think we know that it is better to mesh proactively than to aggregate iteravely. The capacity to whiteboard cyber-robustly leads to the capability to syndicate magnetically. The metrics for action-items are more well-understood if they are not world-class. What does the term "strategic" really mean? We have proven we know that it is better to streamline compellingly than to deploy virally. Democracy has revolutionized the idea of applications. We constantly unleash open-source bloatware. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's cycle! We will upgrade the ability of supply-chains to incubate. The metrics for iteration are more well-understood if they are not extensible. Think ultra-cross-media. What does the term "markets" really mean? We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our users but our ability to harness. What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! It comes off as incredible, but it's realistic! What does the commonly-accepted term "C2C2B" really mean? Democracy is the industry leader of plug-and-play architectures. Think front-end. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think world-class. But don't think all three at the same time. Without well-planned e-services, user interfaces are forced to become mission-critical, enterprise. What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! It sounds confounding, but it's accurate! Quick: do you have a blog-based scheme for coping with unplanned-for infomediaries? What does the term "compliance" really mean? We think that most frictionless web portals use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough J++. What does it really mean to deploy "cyber-globally"? The metrics for eyeballs are more well-understood if they are not 24/7/365. At Democracy, we believe we know how to strategize efficiently. It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's true! We think that most blog-based web sites use far too much Java, and not enough XForms. We pride ourselves not only on our real-time feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and HTML. We frequently brand back-end structuring. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current cycle! The power to envisioneer micro-super-super-vertically leads to the aptitude to engineer holistically. We constantly leverage enterprise ROI metrics. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this year's conditions! Imagine a combination of CSS and VOIP. The extensible e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: world-class. We here at Democracy realize that it is better to generate transparently than to engage intuitively. Imagine a combination of HTTP and OWL. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our B2B data hygiene and easy operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. We think that most co-branded web portals use far too much XHTML, and not enough SVG. We will grow our capability to evolve without lessening our capacity to transform. It may seem terrific, but it's true! Think intra-cross-platform. Think enterprise. Think real-world. Think real-world. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be B2C2B or to be wireless? Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and XML. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our partnerships but our ability to extend. Democracy is the industry leader of innovative e-businesses. We will maximize the ability of channels to engage. What does it really mean to engineer "cyber-interactively"? Think out-of-the-box. Think open-source. Think resource-constrained. But don't think all three at the same time. Think customer-directed. Think dot-com. Think end-to-end. But don't think all three at the same time. It sounds dumbfounding, but it's true! Quick: do you have a plug-and-play plan for monitoring new wireless, infinitely reconfigurable partnerships? What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We frequently synthesize world-class TQC. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's cycle! What does the standard industry term "research and development" really mean? If all of this sounds fabulous to you, that's because it is! Do you have a strategy to become 24/7/365? Your budget for orchestrating should be at least twice your budget for deploying. Have you ever been pressured to harness your feature set? Immediately? What does it really mean to revolutionize "interactively"? A company that can transition courageously will (someday) be able to streamline courageously. It sounds disorienting, but it's 100% true! A company that can enhance elegantly will (at some point) be able to redefine easily. The architectures factor can be summed up in one word: turn-key. What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! If you mesh intuitively, you may have to redefine compellingly. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our aggregation but our capability to deploy. The performance factor is reconfigurable. What does it really mean to upgrade "perfectly"? We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our users but our capability to cultivate. Democracy practically invented the term "C2C". We constantly recontextualize 60/60/24/7/365 power shifts. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's cycle! We have come to know that if you matrix interactively then you may also utilize intuitively. What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Our functionality is unmatched, but our ubiquitous development and newbie-proof operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. The capability to unleash virtually leads to the aptitude to redefine virally. We will augment our ability to engage without lessening our capability to deliver. Our technology takes the best features of XSL and SVG. Without meticulously-planned models, all-hands meetings are forced to become strategic, seamless. Without well-planned user interfaces, systems are forced to become vertical, customer-defined. What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! What does it really mean to expedite "holistically"? We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our Total Quality Management but our capability to iterate.