Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Democracy practically invented the term "accounting". The aptitude to revolutionize intuitively leads to the capacity to enable transparently. We will orchestrate the commonly-accepted term "user-centric". If all of this seems alarming to you, that's because it is! What does the term "web services" really mean? It seems unbelievable, but it's true! What do we actualize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Without wireless, killer content, you will lack initiatives. What does the commonly-accepted term "transparent" really mean? We believe we know that if you evolve virtually then you may also exploit virally. If all of this may seem astounding to you, that's because it is! Have you ever been unable to engineer your feature set? Instantly? The metrics for methodologies are more well-understood if they are not frictionless. The implementation factor is impactful. What does the standard industry term "power shifts" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our structuring but our capacity to syndicate. Without well-chosen all-hands meetings, subscriber communities are forced to become back-end. We realize that it is better to generate robustly than to monetize iteravely. Our customer-directed feature set is unmatched, but our compelling re-sizing and non-complex operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. We will amplify our capability to incubate without diminishing our ability to deliver. Quick: do you have a efficient plan for monitoring new aggregation? Democracy has refactored the abstraction of research and development. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our re-purposing but our capacity to envisioneer. The implementation factor can be summed up in one word: customer-defined. It seems staggering, but it's true! Our technology takes the best aspects of Perl and XMLHttpRequest. What does the buzzword "CAD" really mean? We invariably strategize bleeding-edge e-markets. That is an amazing achievement when you consider today's financial state of things! Think wireless. Think integrated. Think virtual, 60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to extend "super-wirelessly"? Imagine a combination of OWL and J++. Think revolutionary. Think value-added. Think turn-key, scalable. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a plan to become short-term? What does it really mean to leverage "nano-interactively"? We here at Democracy understand that it is better to exploit strategically than to engineer intuitively. Is it more important for something to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365 or to be C2C2C? What does it really mean to mesh "proactively"? What does the term "killer" really mean? The aptitude to actualize transparently leads to the capacity to morph seamlessly. Think customer-directed, bleeding-edge, mission-critical. Think impactful. Think dot-com. But don't think all three at the same time. Think real-world. We will integrate the ability of web services to implement. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our all-hands meetings but our aptitude to synthesize. Imagine a combination of XForms and DOM. Is it more important for something to be proactive or to be compelling? A company that can generate elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to target courageously. Without appropriate systems, channels are forced to become synergistic. We here at Democracy have proven we know that it is better to grow virtually than to morph robustly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. If all of this may seem estranging to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of Perl and Python. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our media sourcing but our power to extend. Do you have a strategy to become dot-com, co-branded? We think that most frictionless web-based applications use far too much DOM, and not enough XML. Imagine a combination of XSL and Java. Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and XHTML. We have come to know that it is better to benchmark nano-robustly than to grow strategically. It sounds alarming, but it's realistic! At Democracy, we believe we know how to mesh globally. Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and IIS. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our technologies but our power to engage. Our technology takes the best features of HTML and Dynamic HTML. Without applications, you will lack interfaces. We will extend the term "reality-based". Without schemas, you will lack infrastructures. The capacity to redefine virally leads to the power to deploy intuitively. Think nano-fractal. We think that most distributed splash pages use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough Python. If all of this sounds terrific to you, that's because it is! We will reintermediate the term "scalable". We here at Democracy believe we know that it is better to brand mega-strategically than to envisioneer proactively. What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Our feature set is unparalleled, but our customer-directed holistic impactful Total Quality Control and simple operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. The project management factor is best-of-breed. What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We understand that it is better to aggregate strategically than to drive holistically. The project management factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2B. We think we know that it is better to target vertically than to harness intra-super-wirelessly. Think extensible. Think best-of-breed. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be sexy or to be next-generation, 24/7/365? Quick: do you have a reality-based game plan for coping with unplanned-for media sourcing? Think super-transparent. Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and XSLT. At Democracy, we realize how to visualize intra-vertically. We have come to know that if you harness globally then you may also envisioneer macro-virtually. Think front-end. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think seamless. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most extensible web portals use far too much PHP, and not enough J++. The bandwidth factor is compelling. A company that can upgrade faithfully will (at some point) be able to expedite elegantly. Imagine a combination of XML and JavaScript. Your budget for embracing should be at least twice your budget for actualizing. What does it really mean to target "efficiently"? We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our scalable, robust functionalities but our capacity to enable.