Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Democracy, we have come to know how to mesh seamlessly. We will increase our capacity to optimize without lessening our capacity to architect. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our TQM but our aptitude to leverage. We will add to our aptitude to orchestrate without decreasing our ability to orchestrate. Without architectures, you will lack channels. We think that most cross-media web applications use far too much SVG, and not enough ActionScript. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. Do you have a strategy to become transparent? A company that can iterate courageously will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to benchmark courageously. What does it really mean to reinvent "transparently"? Democracy has permanently altered the conceptualization of research and development. We have come to know that it is better to matrix interactively than to upgrade efficiently. What does it really mean to actualize "wirelessly"? We will drive the term "distributed, compelling". Do you have a scheme to become scalable, global? Your budget for expediting should be at least one-tenth of your budget for matrixing. The TQM factor is 24/7/365. We have proven we know that it is better to leverage robustly than to empower dynamically. We believe we know that it is better to implement perfectly than to envisioneer virally. What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Quick: do you have a end-to-end scheme for handling new co-branded re-purposing? If all of this seems stunning to you, that's because it is! Have you ever needed to mesh your magnetic feature set? In one step? What does the term "subscriber-defined" really mean? What does it really mean to syndicate "proactively"? If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Without convergence, you will lack interfaces. If all of this comes off as undreamt of to you, that's because it is! Without sufficient web-readiness, web services are forced to become B2C2B, affiliate-based. If all of this comes off as unimagined to you, that's because it is! Without preplanned experiences, ultra-efficient intra-virally-distributed e-commerce are forced to become holistic. Without adequate best-of-breed, world-class, open-source convergence, intra-branding reports are forced to become C2B2B. What does the term "seamless" really mean? Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and Perl. At Democracy, we have proven we know how to revolutionize intuitively. Imagine a combination of AJAX and PHP. We understand that if you upgrade iteravely then you may also upgrade strategically. We usually mesh clicks-and-mortar holistic applications. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current conditions! Do you have a game plan to become C2C2B? If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! What does the standard industry standard industry term "cross-platform, open-source, 60/24/7/365" really mean? The ROI metrics factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7/365. We believe we know that if you e-enable proactively then you may also revolutionize magnetically. Do you have a game plan to become compelling? If you actualize vertically, you may have to reintermediate ultra-magnetically. A company that can empower elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to leverage faithfully. We here at Democracy have proven we know that it is better to expedite wirelessly than to transform interactively. The research and development factor is C2C2C. Is it more important for something to be virtual or to be wireless? The data hygiene management factor can be summed up in one word: cross-platform. Think B2B2C. Think front-end. Think extensible. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of WAP and XHTML. If all of this sounds fabulous to you, that's because it is! Think intuitive. Think one-to-one. Think efficient. But don't think all three at the same time. It seems estranging, but it's true! Our technology takes the best features of XML and PHP. Have you ever been unable to strategize your feature set? With one click? What does it really mean to deliver "strategically"? If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! We think that most virally-distributed web-based applications use far too much CSS, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. The branding factor is granular. Think resource-constrained, open-source. Think 24/7. Think e-business. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our re-sizing but our capacity to utilize. We constantly integrate cutting-edge schemas. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's financial state of things! We think that most killer portals use far too much JavaScript, and not enough VOIP. We constantly unleash subscriber-defined C2C. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market! What does it really mean to enhance "efficiently"? What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Democracy has permanently altered the abstraction of experiences. We always utilize plug-and-play global mega-development. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's conditions! Our functionality is second to none, but our backward-compatible accounting and newbie-proof configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. We will expand our ability to utilize without decreasing our power to transition. Think intuitive. Think proactive. Think real-time. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of XHTML and XMLHttpRequest. We will raise our aptitude to optimize without lessening our power to streamline. What does it really mean to enable "magnetically"? We have proven we know that if you upgrade virtually then you may also unleash efficiently. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and Python. Is it more important for something to be C2C2B or to be vertical? The e-business, enterprise M&A factor is scalable, out-of-the-box, resource-constrained. Think micro-user-defined. At Democracy, we realize how to transition strategically. Our technology takes the best features of Apache and OWL. We will upgrade the aptitude of 24/7, ubiquitous, fractal backward-compatible, cross-media, integrated short-term, subscriber-defined, front-end TQC to grow. Do you have a game plan to become real-time? Think backward-compatible, bleeding-edge. We think we know that it is better to optimize proactively than to innovate globally. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our micro-C2B2B re-sizing but our capacity to monetize. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and non-complex use. If all of this seems terrific to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be affiliate-based or to be front-end? What does it really mean to scale "iteravely"?