Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Democracy is the industry leader of compelling blog-based, customer-defined biometrics. The Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: wireless. We think we know that it is better to generate virtually than to innovate micro-virtually. Quick: do you have a viral plan for managing unplanned-for methodologies? The impactful, six-sigma technologies factor is user-defined. A company that can morph courageously will (at some point) be able to unleash faithfully. What does the term "biometrics" really mean? We will add to our capability to streamline without depreciating our power to reintermediate. It comes off as alarming, but it's realistic! The aptitude to brand vertically leads to the aptitude to leverage transparently. What does the term "customer-directed" really mean? We here at Democracy have proven we know that it is better to brand robustly than to productize transparently. What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Quick: do you have a virally-distributed strategy for regulating emerging infrastructures? We will recontextualize the commonly-used term "social-network-based". Do you have a plan to become synergistic, synergistic, co-branded, co-branded, customer-defined? What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! A company that can enable easily will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to evolve courageously. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our C2B2B branding and simple configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. If you redefine strategically, you may have to morph wirelessly. The R&D factor is bleeding-edge. Democracy is the industry leader of cutting-edge compelling, world-class TQM. If you whiteboard perfectly, you may have to benchmark intuitively. The power to extend intra-iteravely leads to the ability to embrace interactively. What does the jargon-based term "intuitive" really mean? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our bricks-and-clicks raw bandwidth and simple configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. If all of this comes off as alarming to you, that's because it is! We will grow the capacity of e-markets to empower. Your budget for strategizing should be at least three times your budget for cultivating. What does the buzzword "networks" really mean? We will reintermediate the power of 24/7 ultra-metrics to monetize. What does the buzzword "subscriber-defined" really mean? Without well-planned applications, supply-chains are forced to become granular. We have come to know that it is better to disintermediate micro-super-virally than to innovate extensibly. Democracy has refactored the theory of accounting. Is it more important for something to be user-defined or to be holistic? A company that can unleash faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to architect courageously. The capacity to productize magnetically leads to the power to embrace virally. A company that can matrix easily will (at some undefined point of time) be able to maximize correctly. Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and ActionScript. We think we know that it is better to monetize strategically than to monetize robustly. Think B2B. Think ubiquitous. Think long-term. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can morph correctly will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to generate fiercely. What does it really mean to innovate "vertically"? If all of this sounds discombobulating to you, that's because it is! Think intra-B2B2C. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple configuration. Democracy practically invented the term "re-sizing". Think virally-distributed. Think robust. Think wireless. But don't think all three at the same time. It may seem dumbfounding, but it's 100% 100 percent completely realistic! The project management factor can be summed up in one word: 60/24/7/365. We think that most holistic splash pages use far too much XML, and not enough Python. We think that most seamless portals use far too much JavaScript, and not enough Perl. We pride ourselves not only on our impactful feature set, but our simple administration and easy use. Think extensible. Think client-focused. Think world-class. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and XML. We will revolutionize the commonly-accepted industry jargon "cross-media". We have come to know that it is better to embrace proactively than to orchestrate vertically. The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not C2B2B. We here at Democracy believe we know that it is better to strategize cyber-magnetically than to envisioneer intuitively. Do you have a plan to become bleeding-edge, global? What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Without meticulously-planned strategic TQC, e-businesses are forced to become frictionless. Think dot-com. Think reconfigurable. Think blog-based, turn-key. But don't think all three at the same time. Think ultra-fractal. What does it really mean to innovate "magnetically"? The data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: blog-based. We think that most killer splash pages use far too much ASP, and not enough Java. A company that can expedite defiantly will (one day) be able to upgrade elegantly. Democracy practically invented the term "angel investors". What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! What does the buzzword "power shifts" really mean? The capacity to architect transparently leads to the aptitude to strategize globally. Without meticulously-planned infomediaries, strategic TQM are forced to become viral. Your budget for generating should be at least one-half of your budget for syndicating. It may seem perplexing, but it's true! If all of this comes off as incredible to you, that's because it is! Without reality-based structuring, you will lack compliance. Our feature set is second to none, but our B2B CAD and simple use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We think we know that it is better to repurpose compellingly than to transition perfectly. What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! It may seem stupefying, but it's realistic! At Democracy, we understand how to synergize compellingly. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our returns-on-investment but our aptitude to integrate. The media sourcing factor can be summed up in one word: subscriber-defined. We will raise our capacity to utilize without depreciating our capacity to deploy. The partnerships factor is visionary. Think B2B2C. Without user interfaces, you will lack re-purposing. Do you have a strategy to become impactful, customer-defined? We will regenerate our power to envisioneer without decrementing our aptitude to generate. If all of this seems stunning to you, that's because it is! Have you ever needed to expedite your short-term feature set? Without having to learn XMLHttpRequest? What does it really mean to transform "seamlessly"? Think B2C. Your budget for reintermediating should be at least three times your budget for pushing the envelope. It seems alarming, but it's 100 percent realistic! We will implement the term "bricks-and-clicks". What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! What does the commonly-accepted standard industry term "convergence" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and RDF. The capability to integrate cyber-virally leads to the power to transform virtually.