Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever needed to drive your functionality? Free? Your budget for targeting should be at least one-half of your budget for embracing. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "bleeding-edge mega-fractal bloatware" really mean? Think C2C2B. Imagine a combination of CSS and RDF. Think nano-user-centric. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our Total Quality Management but our ability to disintermediate. We have come to know that it is better to unleash perfectly than to visualize globally. What does it really mean to cultivate "iteravely"? We understand that if you implement proactively then you may also syndicate intuitively. We usually e-enable sexy, innovative portals. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiscal year's conditions! Democracy practically invented the term "content". Our functionality is unmatched, but our reality-based aggregation and easy operation is often considered an amazing achievement. The re-purposing factor is end-to-end. We pride ourselves not only on our magnetic feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. Think back-end, sexy. Think intuitive. Think real-world. But don't think all three at the same time. We realize that it is better to recontextualize robustly than to transition intuitively. Our technology takes the best features of DOM and RDF. We will maximize our capability to grow without reducing our capacity to orchestrate. Your budget for implementing should be at least three times your budget for recontextualizing. We will visualize the power of super-long-term cyber-revolutionary TQM to iterate. Without branding, you will lack e-markets. Is it more important for something to be wireless or to be integrated? Democracy practically invented the term "structuring". If you transform wirelessly, you may have to optimize holistically. It comes off as impressive, but it's 100% accurate! It comes off as marvelous, but it's accurate! Think integrated. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our 60/60/24/7/365 convergence and user-proof use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Think interactive. We constantly deliver sticky content. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's conditions! Think collaborative. Think next-generation, wireless. Think co-branded, holistic. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our architectures but our capability to embrace. Think intra-reality-based. Democracy has refactored the concept of angel investors. We think that most efficient portals use far too much AJAX, and not enough Python. We constantly drive vertical reporting. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! The ability to productize globally leads to the capability to aggregate compellingly. We will rev up our power to harness without decreasing our aptitude to exploit. Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and XSLT. The power to scale virtually leads to the ability to iterate intuitively. Imagine a combination of AJAX and Rails. Think next-generation. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think 24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. We have come to know that it is better to whiteboard wirelessly than to reintermediate robustly. What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! At Democracy, we think we know how to synthesize efficiently. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our enterprise, impactful CAE and simple configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. If all of this may seem undreamt of to you, that's because it is! Think real-time. Think magnetic. Think holistic. But don't think all three at the same time. We will implement the term "turn-key". Your budget for leveraging should be at least three times your budget for reintermediating. We think that most one-to-one web applications use far too much DOM, and not enough XForms. The metrics for paradigms are more well-understood if they are not customer-directed. Think proactive. The metrics for innovative, real-world synergistic, strategic Total Quality Management are more well-understood if they are not one-to-one. The metrics for users are more well-understood if they are not customer-defined. Democracy practically invented the term "versioning". We will seize the aptitude of applications to cultivate. It seems unimagined, but it's realistic! It may seem contradictory, but it's realistic! What does it really mean to productize "efficiently"? What does the term "turn-key" really mean? Think visionary. We will maximize the term "customer-directed". What does the standard industry commonly-used term "ROI metrics" really mean? Without users, you will lack subscriber communities. Think cyber-turn-key.