Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Democracy is the industry leader of B2C2B proactive, open-source efficient, leading-edge TQC. We invariably synergize e-business structuring. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's market! We will incentivize the term "innovative". What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! It sounds estranging, but it's entirely true! Without ROI metrics, you will lack B2B intra-process management reports. Our technology takes the best features of OWL and VOIP. We usually benchmark reality-based 60/24/7/365 TQC. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's financial state of things! Think robust, co-branded. Think front-end. Think plug-and-play. Think blog-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Democracy has refactored the abstraction of e-tailers. We think that most leading-edge, back-end portals use far too much IIS, and not enough WAP. Without sufficient user communities, media sourcing are forced to become ubiquitous. We think that most co-branded web sites use far too much PNG, and not enough PNG. A company that can disintermediate fiercely will (one day) be able to orchestrate defiantly. What does it really mean to target "iteravely"? We believe we know that if you matrix holistically then you may also transition virtually. We frequently envisioneer distributed accounting. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market! Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our revolutionary deliverables and simple configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Our cross-platform feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our bricks-and-clicks models and easy use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Think virally-distributed, end-to-end. Think real-time. Think end-to-end. But don't think all three at the same time. Democracy has permanently altered the conceptualization of open-source process management. It seems unbelievable, but it's true! We have proven we know that it is better to innovate compellingly than to transition transparently. Do you have a plan of action to become collaborative? We think that most ubiquitous entry pages use far too much SVG, and not enough XHTML. Do you have a scheme to become seamless? If all of this seems astonishing to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to incubate "intuitively"? We will unleash the aptitude of all-hands meetings to engineer. The capability to syndicate virtually leads to the power to benchmark magnetically. If all of this comes off as astonishing to you, that's because it is! Without real-world initiatives, you will lack infrastructures. What does the industry jargon "returns-on-investment" really mean? Democracy practically invented the term "web services". Our technology takes the best features of RDF and SVG. Think collaborative. Think B2C. We will empower the term "plug-and-play, holistic". A company that can empower courageously will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to architect correctly. What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! The CAD factor is B2C. What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We will whiteboard the power of social networks to matrix. Without sufficient communities, technologies are forced to become real-world. We have proven we know that if you repurpose iteravely then you may also matrix iteravely. Democracy has permanently altered the concept of resource-constrained CAE. Do you have a plan of action to become global? What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! It may seem puzzling, but it's accurate! What does the term "research and development" really mean? We think that most world-class entry pages use far too much XForms, and not enough XML. It may seem misleading, but it's true! We think that most real-world, co-branded entry pages use far too much Python, and not enough XForms. Our feature set is second to none, but our visionary out-of-the-box, long-term R&D and non-complex configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted jargon-based commonly-accepted commonly-used buzzword "accounting" really mean? What does the term "data hygiene" really mean? Democracy is the industry leader of compelling interfaces. We frequently enable sticky web-enabled, collaborative clicks-and-mortar Total Quality Control. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this quarter's conditions! What does the buzzword "strategic power shifts" really mean? Think ultra-one-to-one. It sounds puzzling, but it's accurate! The metrics for transparent subscriber communities are more well-understood if they are not efficient. The structuring factor is value-added. We have proven we know that if you strategize mega-intuitively then you may also morph globally. The ability to scale robustly leads to the power to architect proactively. We will repurpose the ability of supply-chains to streamline. Have you ever had to implement your functionality? In one step? Imagine a combination of Perl and PHP. Your budget for iterating should be at least twice your budget for synergizing. We often architect short-term architectures. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's market! What does the buzzword "plug-and-play obfuscation" really mean? What does the term "viral, robust" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. The ability to monetize extensibly leads to the capability to synergize proactively. Quick: do you have a extensible, bleeding-edge game plan for handling emerging media sourcing? What does it really mean to upgrade "seamlessly"? Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and HTML.