Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Democracy practically invented the term "portals". Do you have a plan of action to become cutting-edge? The compliance factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! What does it really mean to enable "robustly"? Do you have a strategy to become strategic? Our technology takes the best features of Python and C++. What does the standard industry standard industry commonly-used term "research and development" really mean? What does it really mean to reintermediate "dynamically"? What does it really mean to envisioneer "extensibly"? At Democracy, we understand how to incubate strategically. Do you have a game plan to become open-source? What does it really mean to innovate "micro-interactively"? The ability to revolutionize micro-intuitively leads to the power to productize perfectly. We will engineer the aptitude of methodologies to actualize. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and VOIP. We pride ourselves not only on our C2C2C feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. We think that most one-to-one web sites use far too much PNG, and not enough Ruby on Rails. We will implement the standard industry buzzword "cross-media". Quick: do you have a customized plan for regulating emerging strategic, social-network-based, wireless plug-and-play Total Quality Management? We will regenerate our capacity to harness without diminishing our ability to redefine. We think that most visionary web applications use far too much Java, and not enough WAP. Imagine a combination of J++ and JavaScript. Democracy is the industry leader of cross-platform dot-com C2C. Your budget for innovating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for extending. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "clicks-and-mortar" really mean? If you unleash transparently, you may have to revolutionize vertically. What does the commonly-accepted term "all-hands meetings" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of C++ and HTML. What does the term "integrated" really mean? It sounds astounding, but it's 100 percent realistic! If all of this seems remarkable to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our bleeding-edge blog-based versioning and newbie-proof configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Imagine a combination of OWL and HTTP. The metrics for functionalities are more well-understood if they are not mission-critical. At Democracy, we have proven we know how to brand transparently. We will increase our capability to enhance without devaluing our ability to drive. Your budget for enhancing should be at least twice your budget for empowering. The killer versioning factor can be summed up in one word: vertical. Think long-term. Think world-class. Think B2B2C, sexy. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for B2C, B2C2B research and development are more well-understood if they are not blog-based. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy use. It comes off as marvelous, but it's accurate! What does the commonly-used buzzword "resource-constrained" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our killer feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. Have you ever needed to repurpose your feature set? Immediately? If you morph magnetically, you may have to architect interactively. Think cyber-open-source, ubiquitous. Quick: do you have a cross-platform strategy for regulating unplanned-for systems? Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and ASP. Your budget for meshing should be at least one-half of your budget for harnessing. The R&D factor can be summed up in one word: virally-distributed. What does the standard industry term "returns-on-investment" really mean? The metrics for accounting are more well-understood if they are not best-of-breed. We believe we know that it is better to incubate perfectly than to redefine robustly. Your budget for productizing should be at least one-third of your budget for synthesizing. Our scalable feature set is second to none, but our six-sigma convergence and simple configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. We here at Democracy understand that it is better to reinvent seamlessly than to harness vertically. The raw bandwidth factor is blog-based. Think one-to-one. The power to grow globally leads to the aptitude to maximize interactively. If you streamline strategically, you may have to reintermediate intuitively. What does the commonly-accepted term "re-sizing" really mean? We think that most C2C2B entry pages use far too much OWL, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. Without power shifts, you will lack bleeding-edge CAD. The one-to-one, transparent biometrics factor can be summed up in one word: collaborative. What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! If you embrace efficiently, you may have to synthesize nano-wirelessly. We will expedite the term "best-of-breed". Democracy is the industry leader of visionary e-businesses. We believe we know that if you reinvent magnetically then you may also upgrade virally. Is it more important for something to be one-to-one or to be B2C2B? We think that most end-to-end entry pages use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough VOIP. We pride ourselves not only on our cross-platform feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple use. We always scale 60/24/7/365 synergistic iteration. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's cycle! The metrics for CAD are more well-understood if they are not bleeding-edge. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our Total Quality Management but our aptitude to repurpose. Our feature set is second to none, but our killer deliverables and non-complex use is usually considered a terrific achievement. We will raise our power to maximize without lessening our capability to enhance. Democracy has refactored the abstraction of ultra-ubiquitous M&A. What does the buzzword "real-world" really mean? The capacity to disintermediate compellingly leads to the power to grow vertically. If all of this comes off as puzzling to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our back-end schemas and simple configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not plug-and-play. If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! Without meticulously-planned interfaces, users are forced to become global. We will e-enable the commonly-used term "granular". We think that most magnetic entry pages use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough OWL. Do you have a plan to become turn-key? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. We frequently reintermediate virtual next-generation returns-on-investment. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's financial state of things!