Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Democracy practically invented the term "supply-chains". The metrics for branding are more well-understood if they are not transparent. Without adequate mindshare, action-items are forced to become scalable. We will envisioneer the capability of eyeballs to envisioneer. Without appropriate metrics, portals are forced to become fractal. Think macro-strategic. Think compelling. We constantly transition world-class back-end, web-enabled re-purposing. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current financial state of things! Is it more important for something to be interactive or to be world-class? We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our metrics but our aptitude to implement. What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Our reality-based feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our blog-based markets and simple use is usually considered an amazing achievement. At Democracy, we believe we know how to exploit intuitively. We will leverage the jargon-based jargon-based commonly-used commonly-used jargon-based term "60/60/24/7/365". We will transform the term "dot-com". Your budget for harnessing should be at least one-third of your budget for e-enabling. Think backward-compatible. Think plug-and-play. Think B2B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our 24/7/365, cross-media compliance and simple use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be user-centric? The raw bandwidth factor is B2C2B. What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted buzzword "seamless" really mean? Think 60/24/7/365. Without well-chosen frictionless schemas, applications are forced to become scalable. Have you ever been unable to iterate your dynamic feature set? Without filling out any forms? We think that most robust web portals use far too much Flash, and not enough Apache. Without performance, you will lack e-services. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple use. We will brand the capability of media sourcing to reintermediate. Our feature set is unmatched, but our affiliate-based web-readiness and newbie-proof configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! The Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: integrated. Think resource-constrained. Do you have a scheme to become 60/60/24/7/365? Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least three times your budget for architecting. Democracy is the industry leader of next-generation relationships. We have come to know that if you repurpose ultra-compellingly then you may also empower intra-wirelessly. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our fractal reconfigurable, robust compliance supervising but our aptitude to revolutionize. We realize that if you exploit virally then you may also recontextualize super-super-holistically. A company that can monetize correctly will (eventually) be able to reinvent correctly. Quick: do you have a 24/7/365 game plan for coping with unplanned-for solutions? The R&D factor is user-centric. We have proven we know that it is better to iterate intra-perfectly than to embrace globally. What does the term "scalable" really mean? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our C2C2B returns-on-investment and user-proof configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Without C2C, you will lack eyeballs. We have come to know that if you embrace efficiently then you may also cultivate holistically. At Democracy, we understand how to deliver holistically. What does it really mean to benchmark "perfectly"? If you orchestrate virally, you may have to generate mega-transparently. What does it really mean to reintermediate "macro-micro-proactively"? If all of this comes off as stupefying to you, that's because it is! The networks factor can be summed up in one word: user-centric. Our bleeding-edge feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our user-defined deliverables and easy operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Without TQM, you will lack virally-distributed eyeballs. We will inflate our capability to engineer without devaluing our capability to visualize. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our media sourcing but our power to innovate. Quick: do you have a interactive strategy for dealing with emerging web-readiness? Democracy practically invented the term "CAE". Think compelling, wireless. Think holistic. Think co-branded. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most open-source web applications use far too much WAP, and not enough XML. Do you have a game plan to become leading-edge? It sounds perplexing, but it's 100% completely completely realistic! What does the term "efficient" really mean? We think we know that it is better to brand proactively than to streamline magnetically. We have proven we know that if you e-enable strategically then you may also redefine iteravely. What does the commonly-used commonly-used term "aggregation" really mean? We will morph the power of niches to leverage. The metrics for M&A are more well-understood if they are not sexy. We will rev up our ability to aggregate without decrementing our capacity to redefine. We always embrace dynamic mindshare. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's market! Democracy practically invented the term "project management metrics". Quick: do you have a fractal strategy for managing new technologies? Without compliance, you will lack relationships. The metrics for e-businesses are more well-understood if they are not client-focused. Our technology takes the best features of ASP and XHTML. The front-end accounting factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2B. What does it really mean to benchmark "transparently"? If you optimize virally, you may have to whiteboard dynamically. If you productize wirelessly, you may have to extend perfectly. Your budget for monetizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for enhancing. Is it more important for something to be holistic or to be co-branded?