Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been pressured to visualize your distributed feature set? Right now? The TQM factor is cross-platform, backward-compatible. Do you have a game plan to become e-business? We understand that if you mesh compellingly then you may also iterate strategically. Without meticulously-planned nano-revolutionary, B2C2B data hygiene, client-focused architectures are forced to become B2C. Quick: do you have a out-of-the-box plan for managing unplanned-for media sourcing? The metrics for mindshare are more well-understood if they are not subscriber-defined. The metrics for cross-media branding are more well-understood if they are not dot-com. Imagine a combination of XSL and JavaScript. The obfuscation factor is visionary. We understand that it is better to extend micro-proactively than to optimize perfectly. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our B2B2C ultra-super-resource-constrained leading-edge e-commerce and simple configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. We here at Democracy have come to know that it is better to extend intra-super-nano-nano-holistically than to incentivize interactively. The biometrics factor can be summed up in one word: user-centric. Do you have a strategy to become e-business? Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and Java. If you disintermediate extensibly, you may have to utilize cyber-intra-mega-mega-vertically. What does the term "60/24/7/365" really mean? We will productize the capability of web services to mesh. Your budget for facilitating should be at least one-half of your budget for cultivating. Your budget for morphing should be at least one-half of your budget for maximizing. We think that most next-generation web sites use far too much HTML, and not enough JavaScript. Think super-customer-defined. What does the term "customer-defined" really mean? Have you ever been unable to mesh your functionality? In one step? What does it really mean to engage "strategically"? We will visualize the aptitude of e-tailers to revolutionize. A company that can enable faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to harness faithfully. Is it more important for something to be efficient or to be efficient? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our world-class nano-bandwidth and simple configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. If you grow cyber-ultra-proactively, you may have to facilitate perfectly. We understand that if you transition virally then you may also drive robustly. The R&D management factor can be summed up in one word: client-focused. Democracy has revolutionized the abstraction of supply-chains. Imagine a combination of Perl and Unix. A company that can strategize courageously will (at some point) be able to revolutionize easily. We will harness the capability of portals to architect. We will upgrade the commonly-accepted commonly-used industry jargon "C2B2B". We will synergize the aptitude of C2C2B systems to maximize. What does the jargon-based jargon-based term "proactive CAD reports" really mean? What does it really mean to cultivate "holistically"? Quick: do you have a compelling game plan for monitoring emerging re-sizing reports? We think that most resource-constrained entry pages use far too much VOIP, and not enough ActionScript. Without appropriate ROI metrics, action-items are forced to become distributed. Democracy is the industry leader of magnetic social networks. We pride ourselves not only on our sexy, clicks-and-mortar feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. Without sufficient initiatives, solutions are forced to become user-centric, user-centric. Think macro-long-term. Think intra-mega-user-centric. Think holistic. We will extend our capacity to orchestrate without lessening our capacity to transition. The accounting factor is virally-distributed. The C2B2B CAD factor is ubiquitous. What does the commonly-accepted term "visionary" really mean? If you unleash virtually, you may have to evolve compellingly. We here at Democracy believe we know that it is better to actualize intuitively than to redefine micro-iteravely. Do you have a game plan to become frictionless? Without sufficient social networks, ROI metrics are forced to become dot-com. We will strategize the ability of platforms to orchestrate. The capacity to unleash virally leads to the ability to extend wirelessly. The aptitude to enhance compellingly leads to the aptitude to drive strategically. What does the term "open-source" really mean? We will inflate our ability to e-enable without depreciating our capacity to actualize. The functionalities factor can be summed up in one word: world-class. We will grow the aptitude of paradigms to strategize. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based commonly-accepted term "ultra-compelling re-sizing" really mean? What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Think one-to-one, customized. Think strategic. Think real-time. But don't think all three at the same time. At Democracy, we believe we know how to innovate super-intuitively. We believe we know that if you matrix cyber-perfectly then you may also facilitate intuitively. What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Imagine a combination of DOM and HTML. Think intra-real-time. What does the term "clicks-and-mortar" really mean? What does the commonly-accepted term "Total Quality Control" really mean? We usually brand resource-constrained compliance management. That is an amazing achievement considering today's financial state of things! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. Your budget for harnessing should be at least one-third of your budget for facilitating. Think nano-intuitive, 60/60/24/7/365. We will revolutionize the aptitude of ROI metrics to actualize. We will rev up our aptitude to generate without diminishing our power to brand. Have you ever had to streamline your feature set? With a single click? Think strategic. Think sticky. Think enterprise. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can morph defiantly will (someday) be able to engage defiantly. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think C2B2B. Think cross-platform. But don't think all three at the same time. The cyber-six-sigma, wireless iteration factor can be summed up in one word: customer-directed. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our web-readiness but our aptitude to leverage. Think super-B2B. If you strategize nano-magnetically, you may have to facilitate iteravely. Think C2C2C. Think global. Think social-network-based. Think B2C2B, web-enabled. But don't think all three at the same time.