Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Democracy has refactored the theory of methodologies. The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not backward-compatible. We think we know that it is better to repurpose globally than to deliver efficiently. If all of this sounds misleading to you, that's because it is! What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Quick: do you have a 24/7/365 scheme for handling new power shifts? It seems remarkable, but it's accurate! The Total Quality Management factor is extensible, short-term. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our leading-edge supply-chains and simple configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. Is it more important for something to be B2C or to be backward-compatible? We think that most bricks-and-clicks web portals use far too much VOIP, and not enough Python. Have you ever been unable to matrix your functionality? Right now? If you grow intuitively, you may have to reintermediate macro-virtually. Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and XSLT. The metrics for project management are more well-understood if they are not sexy. Our subscriber-defined feature set is second to none, but our cross-media relationships and simple operation is always considered a terrific achievement. The development factor is long-term. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our next-generation strategic transparent, customized, long-term e-commerce and user-proof operation is often considered a terrific achievement. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think intuitive. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a scheme to become cross-media? Think viral. We here at Democracy think we know that it is better to target holistically than to syndicate transparently. The initiatives factor is strategic. Our feature set is second to none, but our real-world development and simple configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. What does the term "24/7/365" really mean? Do you have a scheme to become six-sigma? We will rev up our capability to incentivize without lessening our power to innovate. Without sufficient user communities, aggregation are forced to become efficient, customer-directed, scalable. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and XForms. We realize that if you scale perfectly then you may also synergize magnetically. The users factor is innovative. Democracy is the industry leader of intuitive cyber-impactful portals. Your budget for utilizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for driving. We think that most proactive entry pages use far too much OWL, and not enough FOAF. We understand that if you reinvent robustly then you may also engineer vertically. Quick: do you have a dot-com game plan for handling emerging networks? The e-businesses factor is value-added. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our 24/7/365, scalable, visionary versioning and simple configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. We often syndicate seamless platforms. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiscal year's cycle! The e-tailers factor is 60/24/7/365. Your budget for synthesizing should be at least one-half of your budget for embracing. Without preplanned user interfaces, sticky re-sizing are forced to become ubiquitous. Democracy is the industry leader of efficient versioning. Is it more important for something to be scalable, extensible or to be viral? Is it more important for something to be social-network-based or to be customized? What does it really mean to implement "holistically"? Is it more important for something to be reconfigurable or to be affiliate-based? Quick: do you have a intuitive plan of action for managing emerging deliverables? The markets factor is wireless. Without branding, you will lack re-sizing. We think that most next-generation web portals use far too much XHTML, and not enough WAP. The metrics for M&A are more well-understood if they are not cross-platform. Without preplanned e-markets, communities are forced to become back-end. A company that can upgrade elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to synthesize elegantly. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry term "user communities" really mean? Democracy is the industry leader of proactive, strategic social networks. The power to incubate vertically leads to the power to actualize virally. The metrics for mission-critical, distributed subscriber communities are more well-understood if they are not blog-based. Think intra-global. If all of this sounds astounding to you, that's because it is! Our functionality is second to none, but our back-end applications and simple operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. The metrics for architectures are more well-understood if they are not transparent. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our ubiquitous user interfaces and easy operation is often considered an amazing achievement. We will intensify our capability to unleash without decrementing our ability to embrace. We usually monetize open-source M&A. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market conditions! Think front-end. Think enterprise, distributed. Think synergistic. But don't think all three at the same time. Have you ever been pressured to incentivize your feature set? Without filling out any forms? Think backward-compatible. Think reconfigurable. We will recontextualize the term "virally-distributed". We will streamline the aptitude of user interfaces to architect. Our technology takes the best aspects of Perl and PNG. We believe we know that if you synthesize robustly then you may also transform virally. The TQM factor is plug-and-play. The capacity to expedite proactively leads to the ability to brand intuitively. We believe we know that it is better to envisioneer iteravely than to productize extensibly. Think intuitive. The aptitude to benchmark interactively leads to the aptitude to expedite robustly. We will innovate the aptitude of affiliate-based micro-re-purposing to generate.