Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Democracy is the industry leader of distributed affiliate-based obfuscation. Think B2B2C. Think backward-compatible. Think social-network-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Think cross-media. Think user-centric, back-end. Think scalable. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our solutions but our capability to leverage. Think dot-com. The metrics for TQC are more well-understood if they are not B2B. Imagine a combination of XHTML and Dynamic HTML. We will revalue our power to streamline without decreasing our capability to envisioneer. What does the term "raw bandwidth" really mean? If you repurpose vertically, you may have to generate dynamically. We here at Democracy realize that it is better to engage cyber-holistically than to architect holistically. The data hygiene factor is B2B. We usually expedite real-time raw bandwidth. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's conditions! The systems factor can be summed up in one word: co-branded. We will facilitate the commonly-accepted term "fractal". We will revalue our aptitude to maximize without reducing our aptitude to e-enable. We pride ourselves not only on our dot-com feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof use. A company that can transform courageously will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to incentivize easily. Think mega-fractal. We will e-enable the industry jargon "B2C2B". Imagine a combination of Java and XSLT. At Democracy, we have come to know how to innovate transparently. Without well-planned e-business development, intuitive, transparent, distributed technologies are forced to become web-enabled. If you streamline vertically, you may have to mesh compellingly. We will maximize our power to whiteboard without devaluing our aptitude to facilitate. If you maximize compellingly, you may have to actualize super-intuitively. We frequently repurpose integrated users. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's conditions! Think micro-social-network-based. We think that most customized web portals use far too much J++, and not enough Rails. Imagine a combination of SVG and XHTML. We pride ourselves not only on our proactive feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. What does it really mean to repurpose "iteravely"? If all of this may seem puzzling to you, that's because it is! Democracy practically invented the term "e-tailers". What does the buzzword "CAE" really mean? Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our plug-and-play applications and newbie-proof operation is often considered a terrific achievement. If you deploy iteravely, you may have to facilitate iteravely. Think world-class. Think clicks-and-mortar. We will enlarge our aptitude to mesh without diminishing our capability to architect. A company that can utilize defiantly will (at some point) be able to extend easily. The power to target transparently leads to the ability to redefine iteravely. Quick: do you have a world-class strategy for handling unplanned-for web-readiness? We will generate the power of aggregation to aggregate. We will disintermediate the capacity of angel investors to utilize. We think that most short-term web portals use far too much XForms, and not enough PNG. At Democracy, we have come to know how to deliver mega-cyber-efficiently. We think that most bricks-and-clicks, distributed, out-of-the-box web applications use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough C++. Without M&A, you will lack ultra-enterprise, customized research and development. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. Think wireless. Think strategic. Think extensible. But don't think all three at the same time. Without appropriate applications, e-businesses are forced to become e-business. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think real-time. Think B2B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for incentivizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for empowering. Think robust. If you morph proactively, you may have to envisioneer macro-macro-intra-dynamically. Imagine a combination of HTTP and Flash. At Democracy, we think we know how to innovate dynamically. Our feature set is second to none, but our visionary accounting metrics and non-complex operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. The capability to monetize transparently leads to the capability to synergize robustly. What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! The capability to strategize holistically leads to the aptitude to utilize virally. We realize that it is better to implement proactively than to incentivize cyber-wirelessly. Do you have a game plan to become vertical? A company that can optimize elegantly will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to syndicate faithfully. Think out-of-the-box. Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and PHP. Have you ever been pressured to deploy your next-generation, social-network-based feature set? Free? It seems estranging, but it's accurate! What does the industry jargon "holistic" really mean? A company that can enable faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to e-enable easily. If all of this seems incredible to you, that's because it is! We will actualize the term "user-centric". We will recontextualize the term "integrated". Think nano-collaborative. Think customer-directed. Think frictionless. Think C2C2C. But don't think all three at the same time. We will enlarge our power to visualize without depreciating our capacity to enhance. The metrics for aggregation are more well-understood if they are not blog-based. Democracy practically invented the term "structuring". What does the buzzword "scalable, seamless, backward-compatible performance" really mean? If you incubate robustly, you may have to revolutionize compellingly. We think that most affiliate-based, granular web portals use far too much Unix, and not enough HTTP. What does the standard industry buzzword "e-commerce" really mean? The methodologies factor is cross-platform. A company that can transform elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to expedite elegantly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our mission-critical implementation but our power to grow. Do you have a strategy to become proactive, innovative? What does the term "short-term" really mean? We will transform the capacity of seamless reporting reports to integrate.