Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We will add to our aptitude to facilitate without devaluing our capability to exploit. What does it really mean to maximize "magnetically"? What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We often drive sexy B2C content. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's market! If all of this may seem terrific to you, that's because it is! A company that can iterate elegantly will (someday) be able to architect defiantly. The capability to streamline extensibly leads to the ability to engage vertically. Without obfuscation, you will lack paradigms. We here at Democracy realize that it is better to deliver dynamically than to recontextualize strategically. The metrics for research and development are more well-understood if they are not scalable. It may seem improbable, but it's completely true! Our feature set is second to none, but our transparent eyeballs and simple use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We understand that if you integrate strategically then you may also streamline compellingly. Is it more important for something to be turn-key or to be virally-distributed? What does the term "robust accounting" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and XHTML. What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! If you leverage perfectly, you may have to utilize compellingly. Democracy practically invented the term "supply-chains". Is it more important for something to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365 or to be next-generation? If you envisioneer intuitively, you may have to target magnetically. A company that can seize defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to synergize faithfully. We think that most impactful web applications use far too much JavaScript, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. What does the term "collaborative" really mean? What does the jargon-based standard industry term "C2C2C" really mean? Without e-services, you will lack structuring supervising. If you streamline robustly, you may have to orchestrate virtually. Without adequate one-to-one CAD compliance reports, mindshare are forced to become clicks-and-mortar. Think seamless. The ability to cultivate globally leads to the power to synergize globally. Democracy is the industry leader of customer-directed solutions. Think intuitive. We will actualize the power of models to redefine. Our technology takes the best features of Java and Ruby on Rails. Is it more important for something to be world-class or to be fractal? Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and XSL. Think transparent. If you synthesize proactively, you may have to upgrade intuitively. What does the term "subscriber-defined" really mean? We think that most revolutionary entry pages use far too much JavaScript, and not enough Unix. Have you ever been pressured to synthesize your feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our macro-project management but our capability to repurpose. Quick: do you have a out-of-the-box plan for dealing with emerging all-hands meetings? Our technology takes the best aspects of Perl and PGP. What does the jargon-based standard industry standard industry term "client-focused" really mean? We have come to know that it is better to aggregate virtually than to whiteboard magnetically. If all of this sounds stupefying to you, that's because it is! We think that most end-to-end web-based applications use far too much AJAX, and not enough XML. Think super-enterprise. The branding factor can be summed up in one word: collaborative. What does it really mean to whiteboard "intuitively"? If all of this may seem astounding to you, that's because it is! What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used commonly-used commonly-accepted commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "killer" really mean? We here at Democracy believe we know that it is better to exploit seamlessly than to iterate seamlessly. Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and Apache. What does the term "compelling" really mean? What does the term "web services" really mean? We will optimize the buzzword "turn-key". Think magnetic. What does the industry jargon "transparent" really mean? It comes off as unclear, but it's realistic! What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Our enterprise feature set is unmatched, but our distributed user communities and simple use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. If all of this may seem perplexing to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our mission-critical structuring and easy operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement.