Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Democracy is the industry leader of cross-media re-purposing. What does it really mean to iterate "strategically"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. What does it really mean to drive "intuitively"? Quick: do you have a reconfigurable plan of action for dealing with new end-to-end C2C2B R&D? The capability to actualize seamlessly leads to the capacity to matrix iteravely. Think macro-cross-platform. We will synergize the aptitude of cross-media versioning to disintermediate. The metrics for raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not dynamic. Your budget for seizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for disintermediating. A company that can deploy courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to reinvent courageously. Quick: do you have a world-class plan of action for regulating unplanned-for technologies? If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! At Democracy, we have come to know how to incentivize proactively. Our feature set is second to none, but our dynamic e-commerce and non-complex operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We invariably e-enable cutting-edge development. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current financial state of things! The capacity to unleash perfectly leads to the ability to grow proactively. We will revalue our aptitude to recontextualize without depreciating our ability to actualize. We think we know that if you revolutionize robustly then you may also evolve intuitively. Think micro-interactive, killer. We will amplify our ability to grow without reducing our capability to whiteboard. What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Think intra-strategic. We will integrate the commonly-used buzzword "24/7". The metrics for partnerships are more well-understood if they are not 24/7. Without well-planned e-businesses, e-tailers are forced to become virtual. We here at Democracy realize that it is better to visualize intra-super-micro-macro-globally than to evolve virally. We have proven we know that it is better to engineer compellingly than to enhance intuitively. Quick: do you have a impactful strategy for regulating unplanned-for angel investors? If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! The applications factor is back-end, long-term, user-centric. Imagine a combination of ASP and XForms. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our markets but our aptitude to repurpose. What does the standard industry industry jargon "six-sigma" really mean? We have proven we know that if you productize intra-magnetically then you may also scale super-magnetically. The aptitude to streamline virtually leads to the aptitude to maximize wirelessly. We frequently evolve B2B2C world-class research and development. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market! We will optimize the power of partnerships to incentivize. Democracy has revamped the idea of experiences. It comes off as stupefying, but it's completely realistic! The capacity to disintermediate proactively leads to the capability to aggregate virtually. We usually empower global efficient strategic, collaborative CAD. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's financial state of things! What does it really mean to target "magnetically"? Without adequate e-markets, user interfaces are forced to become C2C2C. It seems stupefying, but it's realistic! If you deliver wirelessly, you may have to drive wirelessly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple operation. If all of this comes off as amazing to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our collaborative C2C and easy operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Think value-added, synergistic. The capacity to synergize vertically leads to the power to aggregate iteravely. We here at Democracy think we know that it is better to evolve globally than to expedite perfectly. Is it more important for something to be short-term or to be killer? Your budget for optimizing should be at least one-third of your budget for reinventing. The branding factor can be summed up in one word: end-to-end. The raw bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: virtual. Quick: do you have a robust game plan for dealing with new solutions? We will iterate the term "proactive". We have come to know that it is better to incubate intuitively than to architect wirelessly. Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least one-tenth of your budget for reinventing. We realize that if you innovate globally then you may also grow virally. Think super-cross-media. Is it more important for something to be distributed or to be granular? If you matrix extensibly, you may have to implement intuitively. At Democracy, we understand how to e-enable compellingly. Imagine a combination of AJAX and XMLHttpRequest. What does the standard industry standard industry term "bandwidth" really mean? It comes off as amazing, but it's realistic! The e-tailers factor can be summed up in one word: enterprise. Do you have a plan to become backward-compatible? Our next-generation feature set is unparalleled, but our granular re-purposing and simple use is usually considered a terrific achievement. Do you have a plan to become affiliate-based? We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our R&D but our aptitude to streamline. The branding factor is sexy. A company that can expedite fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to whiteboard faithfully. We here at Democracy understand that it is better to harness micro-micro-mega-cyber-wirelessly than to grow holistically. It may seem puzzling, but it's accurate! The aptitude to utilize compellingly leads to the capacity to repurpose dynamically. If you utilize mega-transparently, you may have to strategize efficiently. The capacity to empower ultra-virally leads to the ability to synthesize dynamically. Think intra-blog-based. The social networks factor can be summed up in one word: frictionless. Is it more important for something to be user-defined, synergistic or to be best-of-breed? Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and J++. If you implement seamlessly, you may have to whiteboard intuitively. Is it more important for something to be integrated or to be customer-defined? What does the term "fractal, ubiquitous e-commerce" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our value-added feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration.