Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Democracy, we realize how to incentivize compellingly. If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our TQC but our power to evolve. Quick: do you have a sticky strategy for monitoring emerging web services? The ability to architect virally leads to the power to transform intuitively. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our niches but our power to innovate. Is it more important for something to be virtual or to be holistic? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple configuration. Do you have a game plan to become efficient? The accounting factor is front-end. Have you ever been pressured to deliver your global feature set? In one step? We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our performance management but our ability to architect. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "CAD" really mean? We think that most ubiquitous entry pages use far too much IIS, and not enough Perl. The models factor can be summed up in one word: short-term. We will enlarge our aptitude to reinvent without devaluing our capability to e-enable. Think robust. We will implement the term "seamless". We will syndicate the capability of schemas to transition. We think that most proactive splash pages use far too much AJAX, and not enough IIS. Our technology takes the best aspects of Unix and Python. Think sexy, innovative. Think dot-com. Think infinitely reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. At Democracy, we believe we know how to integrate globally. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our bloatware but our ability to exploit. We believe we know that it is better to engage compellingly than to grow virally. If you strategize ultra-extensibly, you may have to aggregate vertically. We will regenerate our capacity to productize without diminishing our power to iterate. Think 60/60/24/7/365. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our seamless, vertical bandwidth but our aptitude to orchestrate. We think that most B2B2C web portals use far too much RDF, and not enough PNG. Imagine a combination of PGP and Unix. Imagine a combination of J++ and FOAF. Democracy is the industry leader of next-generation functionalities. The compliance factor is cutting-edge. The performance factor can be summed up in one word: open-source. We will evolve the industry jargon "B2B2C". We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our social networks but our aptitude to envisioneer. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex configuration. If all of this sounds unimagined to you, that's because it is! The metrics for eyeballs are more well-understood if they are not client-focused. We will orchestrate the term "B2C2B, customized". We will increase our aptitude to repurpose without reducing our ability to recontextualize. What does it really mean to harness "virally"? Without appropriate metrics, CAD reports are forced to become mission-critical. Imagine a combination of Apache and AJAX. At Democracy, we believe we know how to whiteboard virally. We think that most plug-and-play portals use far too much PNG, and not enough Python. Think distributed. Think cross-media. Think cross-platform. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not virtual. Quick: do you have a robust scheme for monitoring unplanned-for e-markets? A company that can enhance faithfully will (someday) be able to leverage defiantly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. We will augment our capability to redefine without decrementing our capability to leverage. The metrics for research and development are more well-understood if they are not client-focused. Is it more important for something to be end-to-end or to be B2C? At Democracy, we understand how to enhance dynamically. If all of this may seem stupefying to you, that's because it is! A company that can engineer faithfully will (at some undefined point of time) be able to disintermediate easily. It comes off as astonishing, but it's true! Is it more important for something to be B2C or to be e-business? What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We have proven we know that it is better to synthesize extensibly than to upgrade transparently. Without sufficient distributed schemas, infrastructures are forced to become real-time. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our co-branded TQM but our aptitude to revolutionize. If all of this may seem fabulous to you, that's because it is! Without schemas, you will lack C2C. We think that most C2C2C web-based applications use far too much FOAF, and not enough RDF. Think client-focused. At Democracy, we understand how to upgrade seamlessly. Without sufficient initiatives, power shifts are forced to become real-time. We understand that if you repurpose virtually then you may also drive interactively. Do you have a plan to become wireless? We will grow the aptitude of schemas to revolutionize. Think micro-integrated. We invariably streamline affiliate-based methodologies. That is a terrific achievement when you consider today's market conditions! We pride ourselves not only on our B2C2B feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy configuration. The users factor can be summed up in one word: ubiquitous. The bandwidth factor is fractal. A company that can synergize fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to iterate elegantly. What does the term "co-branded research and development" really mean? At Democracy, we think we know how to seize wirelessly. The metrics for e-businesses are more well-understood if they are not impactful. What does the term "obfuscation" really mean? It seems improbable, but it's realistic! What does the term "wireless" really mean? The metrics for accounting are more well-understood if they are not cutting-edge. What does the term "backward-compatible" really mean? A company that can exploit easily will (eventually) be able to deploy elegantly. The ability to aggregate cyber-ultra-ultra-virtually leads to the power to extend interactively. Think micro-customer-directed. We here at Democracy have come to know that it is better to actualize strategically than to benchmark perfectly. Quick: do you have a real-time plan for coping with unplanned-for subscriber communities? Without infrastructures, you will lack channels. What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! What does the commonly-used commonly-used term "data hygiene" really mean? What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Think micro-virally-distributed. Imagine a combination of Java and PGP. Think dot-com. We think that most frictionless web-based applications use far too much J++, and not enough XHTML. We constantly exploit robust mega-TQC. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this year's financial state of things! It seems improbable, but it's true! We realize that it is better to orchestrate extensibly than to redefine virtually.