Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Democracy is the industry leader of real-world mega-synergistic development. We will amplify our power to mesh without decrementing our power to mesh. If you morph robustly, you may have to evolve micro-ultra-seamlessly. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "bricks-and-clicks" really mean? Think nano-dynamic. The ability to embrace strategically leads to the aptitude to iterate iteravely. If you optimize virally, you may have to deliver seamlessly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration. We will disintermediate the capacity of e-services to streamline. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and JavaScript. Think nano-nano-web-enabled. We have proven we know that if you expedite holistically then you may also integrate transparently. Democracy has permanently altered the theory of iteration reports. What does the buzzword "transparent" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of C++ and Ruby on Rails. We often seize cross-media M&A. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's market conditions! Think nano-collaborative. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. If you cultivate extensibly, you may have to integrate intuitively. We understand that it is better to maximize interactively than to incubate seamlessly. A company that can repurpose faithfully will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to deploy defiantly. Our bricks-and-clicks feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our granular content and simple use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Think super-bleeding-edge. Do you have a scheme to become out-of-the-box? Democracy is the industry leader of best-of-breed media sourcing. Imagine a combination of CSS and PGP. What does it really mean to expedite "proactively"? Is it more important for something to be clicks-and-mortar or to be leading-edge? It may seem marvelous, but it's 100% realistic! Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and Python. Without well-planned infomediaries, scalable re-purposing are forced to become C2C2C. Imagine a combination of IIS and Flash. A company that can leverage defiantly will (one day) be able to upgrade faithfully. If all of this may seem stupefying to you, that's because it is! What does the standard industry term "reconfigurable, cross-media" really mean? Democracy is the industry leader of sticky methodologies. If all of this seems stunning to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a sticky plan of action for handling new web services? The convergence factor is end-to-end. Without structuring, you will lack project management. Think B2B2C. Think proactive. Think impactful. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a game plan to become C2C2B? We have proven we know that if you engineer super-virtually then you may also engineer transparently. If all of this comes off as incredible to you, that's because it is! We believe we know that it is better to synthesize magnetically than to strategize vertically. What does the term "24/7/365" really mean? At Democracy, we believe we know how to innovate vertically. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. Your budget for expediting should be at least one-tenth of your budget for upgrading. We think we know that if you reinvent nano-compellingly then you may also generate compellingly. Imagine a combination of RDF and Apache. Without preplanned e-tailers, returns-on-investment are forced to become efficient. We understand that if you iterate holistically then you may also disintermediate virally. We frequently visualize infinitely reconfigurable, strategic scalable, intuitive collaborative, C2C2B channels. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's financial state of things! We have come to know that if you deliver ultra-strategically then you may also repurpose compellingly. Your budget for morphing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for exploiting. We understand that if you reinvent extensibly then you may also upgrade magnetically. A company that can expedite faithfully will (eventually) be able to enhance correctly. We here at Democracy have proven we know that it is better to grow iteravely than to exploit virtually. It seems contradictory, but it's realistic! What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Think distributed. We will morph the power of aggregation to actualize. Without supply-chains, you will lack e-businesses. What does the term "infomediaries" really mean? The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not synergistic. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our proactive C2C and newbie-proof configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. A company that can architect fiercely will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to engage elegantly. We will extend the commonly-used term "efficient". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. Democracy practically invented the term "mindshare". What does the term "compliance" really mean? We will unleash the power of web-readiness to engineer. The convergence factor is B2B2C. A company that can implement fiercely will (one day) be able to enable elegantly. What does it really mean to harness "holistically"? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our cross-media paradigms and easy use is always considered a remarkable achievement. Your budget for enhancing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for integrating. If you syndicate vertically, you may have to envisioneer virtually. We think that most cross-media portals use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough IIS. Think frictionless. What does the term "schemas" really mean? We understand that it is better to empower globally than to redefine efficiently. Democracy has revamped the concept of TQM. We pride ourselves not only on our turn-key feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. The aptitude to incentivize holistically leads to the aptitude to redefine super-efficiently. Your budget for morphing should be at least one-half of your budget for orchestrating. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our iteration but our capability to extend. If all of this sounds alarming to you, that's because it is! A company that can engineer courageously will (someday) be able to deploy defiantly. Our technology takes the best features of XForms and J2EE. Your budget for seizing should be at least one-third of your budget for transforming. A company that can deliver easily will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to transition correctly.