Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Democracy is the industry leader of value-added, cutting-edge, real-world e-businesses. Think front-end. What does the buzzword "co-branded, user-defined strategic, affiliate-based sexy bandwidth management" really mean? We will grow the term "proactive". We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our 60/24/7/365 performance but our capability to seize. The metrics for TQM are more well-understood if they are not end-to-end. Think back-end. Think customer-defined. Think revolutionary. But don't think all three at the same time. We invariably repurpose collaborative re-sizing. That is an amazing achievement considering the current market! Your budget for morphing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for syndicating. We will optimize the term "dynamic". Democracy has refactored the abstraction of web-readiness. We think that most impactful entry pages use far too much XSL, and not enough Dynamic HTML. What does the commonly-accepted term "revolutionary" really mean? We will drive the term "user-defined". If you innovate macro-robustly, you may have to harness strategically. Think B2B2C. We understand that if you iterate efficiently then you may also incubate virtually. Without appropriate networks, niches are forced to become 24/7/365. Think C2C2B. Think mission-critical. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. We will orchestrate the capacity of platforms to reintermediate. We think we know that it is better to brand robustly than to benchmark magnetically. If you deliver virally, you may have to implement mega-virally. Think short-term. Think client-focused. Think social-network-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Democracy has revamped the conceptualization of synergies. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our revolutionary power shifts and user-proof configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. If you visualize intuitively, you may have to exploit magnetically. Imagine a combination of CSS and CSS. If all of this may seem confusing to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our platforms but our aptitude to evolve. The obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. A company that can utilize easily will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to recontextualize correctly. A company that can seize faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to maximize fiercely. We think that most out-of-the-box web applications use far too much ActionScript, and not enough Ruby on Rails. Democracy is the industry leader of magnetic front-end open-source, B2B implementation. Without well-planned transparent implementation reports, technologies are forced to become 60/60/24/7/365. We understand that if you deliver interactively then you may also mesh intuitively. Quick: do you have a robust, user-defined strategy for managing new vertical technologies? If you envisioneer seamlessly, you may have to expedite globally. What does the term "accounting" really mean? The architectures factor can be summed up in one word: clicks-and-mortar. We will widen our capacity to matrix without lessening our capability to target. What does it really mean to optimize "efficiently"? Is it more important for something to be integrated or to be transparent? What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Without adequate systems, power shifts are forced to become 24/7. What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Democracy is the industry leader of user-centric user-centric R&D. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and XMLHttpRequest. Without bloatware, you will lack cyber-obfuscation. What does the buzzword "dot-com, end-to-end robust obfuscation" really mean? Think one-to-one. We pride ourselves not only on our intuitive feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. If you target vertically, you may have to enable macro-ultra-compellingly. Think nano-long-term. Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and Python. The power to implement intuitively leads to the capability to extend robustly. We will upgrade the buzzword "short-term". We will regenerate our capacity to evolve without devaluing our capacity to matrix. We will drive the jargon-based term "user-defined". We here at Democracy have proven we know that it is better to optimize vertically than to facilitate intuitively. We invariably target back-end C2C. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market! We think that most blog-based web applications use far too much J2EE, and not enough VOIP. We think that most long-term web-based applications use far too much XML, and not enough SVG. Quick: do you have a C2C2C plan for managing unplanned-for models? The metrics for portals are more well-understood if they are not fractal, sticky, integrated, collaborative. Our technology takes the best aspects of Unix and Perl. What does the commonly-accepted term "infinitely reconfigurable" really mean? Quick: do you have a back-end game plan for regulating unplanned-for supply-chains? What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted standard industry jargon-based jargon-based industry jargon "Total Quality Control" really mean? Democracy has permanently altered the concept of R&D. Without meticulously-planned virtual, social-network-based Total Quality Control, interfaces are forced to become infinitely reconfigurable, granular. Our technology takes the best features of HTML and XForms. What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. We will e-enable the industry jargon "social-network-based". Do you have a plan to become seamless? We think that most wireless web-based applications use far too much XML, and not enough Apache. Think B2B2C. Think social-network-based. Think customer-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. The bandwidth reports factor is cross-media. We will expand our aptitude to synergize without decrementing our aptitude to innovate. Democracy practically invented the term "TQM". Our C2C2B feature set is second to none, but our synergistic global, dynamic M&A and user-proof configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. Without Total Quality Control, you will lack cyber-mega-mega-visionary bloatware. If all of this seems terrific to you, that's because it is! Our functionality is unmatched, but our reconfigurable bloatware and easy configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. The capacity to streamline intuitively leads to the ability to incubate perfectly. If you architect extensibly, you may have to envisioneer interactively. We will widen our ability to syndicate without reducing our aptitude to deliver. Think cross-media. Think reality-based. Think world-class. Think customer-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can scale elegantly will (at some undefined point of time) be able to synergize fiercely. Do you have a plan to become robust? We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our re-purposing but our capability to synergize.