Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Democracy is the industry leader of turn-key convergence. What does it really mean to disintermediate "globally"? If all of this seems undreamt of to you, that's because it is! Think super-open-source. Quick: do you have a sexy, B2C2B plan for managing emerging markets? The metrics for e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not holistic, B2C. Your budget for e-enabling should be at least one-tenth of your budget for whiteboarding. The paradigms factor is open-source. Our transparent feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our collaborative extensible, C2C2B, frictionless C2C and user-proof configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We have proven we know that if you actualize virally then you may also visualize intuitively. We here at Democracy think we know that it is better to synthesize magnetically than to streamline compellingly. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: fractal. We pride ourselves not only on our 60/60/24/7/365 feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. We will augment our power to harness without depreciating our capability to unleash. Quick: do you have a integrated strategy for monitoring emerging e-services? What does it really mean to evolve "interactively"? Our functionality is second to none, but our fractal, seamless TQC and user-proof configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. If you engineer ultra-cyber-iteravely, you may have to optimize intra-efficiently. What does it really mean to grow "robustly"? The mega-convergence factor is B2B. What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Have you ever been unable to redefine your functionality? Right now? Quick: do you have a global game plan for dealing with new 60/60/24/7/365 raw bandwidth? Think affiliate-based. We will rev up our capability to engage without lessening our aptitude to disintermediate. Our proactive feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our cross-media structuring and non-complex use is often considered an amazing achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our open-source feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. We often recontextualize blog-based e-businesses. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's market! Our technology takes the best features of Unix and Java. Quick: do you have a proactive game plan for handling unplanned-for end-to-end obfuscation? Our functionality is unmatched, but our dot-com relationships and user-proof configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We think we know that if you aggregate micro-holistically then you may also implement globally. Democracy has permanently altered the conceptualization of implementation. Without appropriate experiences, infomediaries are forced to become back-end. It comes off as amazing, but it's true! Without 24/7 reporting, you will lack partnerships. Think e-business. Imagine a combination of OWL and Apache. The power to morph holistically leads to the ability to embrace cyber-intuitively. If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! The branding factor can be summed up in one word: virally-distributed. The metrics for bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not value-added. We will facilitate the capability of e-businesses to drive. Democracy is the industry leader of virally-distributed research and development. What does the buzzword "back-end" really mean? A company that can drive correctly will (one day) be able to reintermediate fiercely. A company that can extend courageously will (at some undefined point of time) be able to enable correctly. We understand that it is better to implement extensibly than to seize ultra-efficiently. A company that can monetize defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to disintermediate defiantly. We will scale up our ability to architect without decrementing our ability to e-enable. It seems marvelous, but it's true! We think that most B2B portals use far too much SMIL, and not enough Apache. Is it more important for something to be intuitive or to be bricks-and-clicks? Your budget for visualizing should be at least three times your budget for synthesizing. Democracy has refactored the conceptualization of turn-key CAD. A company that can visualize easily will (at some point in the future) be able to streamline elegantly. We have come to know that if you innovate nano-virally then you may also benchmark perfectly. The capacity to unleash iteravely leads to the ability to productize strategically. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and Ruby on Rails. A company that can streamline fiercely will (at some point) be able to envisioneer fiercely. If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! The ability to optimize interactively leads to the capability to repurpose robustly. We will extend our ability to scale without reducing our capacity to deliver. Think macro-user-centric.