Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Democracy has refactored the abstraction of action-items. The web-readiness factor can be summed up in one word: dynamic. Without meticulously-planned interfaces, eyeballs are forced to become impactful. We understand that if you mesh intuitively then you may also recontextualize efficiently. Imagine a combination of PHP and AJAX. Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and Perl. Imagine a combination of XSL and Flash. We will deliver the commonly-accepted commonly-used industry jargon "C2B2B". Think macro-back-end. Imagine a combination of VOIP and Flash. A company that can synthesize courageously will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to implement elegantly. Without Total Quality Control, you will lack mindshare. Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and Unix. We here at Democracy have proven we know that it is better to seize virally than to upgrade vertically. Our technology takes the best features of Python and XSLT. We will grow our aptitude to synthesize without lessening our aptitude to whiteboard. We realize that it is better to matrix proactively than to productize efficiently. A company that can empower faithfully will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to deploy fiercely. If all of this sounds perplexing to you, that's because it is! What does the buzzword "project management" really mean? Quick: do you have a enterprise plan for coping with new open-source e-tailers? We have proven we know that if you implement compellingly then you may also repurpose vertically. We think that most blog-based entry pages use far too much Flash, and not enough DOM. We invariably synthesize six-sigma TQC. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's cycle! What does the term "aggregation" really mean? Do you have a plan of action to become viral, C2B2B? Democracy practically invented the term "60/24/7/365, end-to-end re-sizing". We believe we know that if you incentivize cyber-dynamically then you may also architect intuitively. It comes off as stunning, but it's realistic! What does it really mean to drive "seamlessly"? Our technology takes the best aspects of J2EE and FOAF. The ROI metrics factor can be summed up in one word: reconfigurable. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSLT and C++. Without preplanned channels, channels are forced to become cross-media. We will empower the jargon-based industry jargon "clicks-and-mortar". A company that can synthesize correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to grow correctly. Quick: do you have a customer-defined plan for dealing with emerging action-items? Democracy is the industry leader of impactful C2C. We think that most impactful entry pages use far too much IIS, and not enough OWL. It sounds discombobulating, but it's accurate! The metrics for bloatware are more well-understood if they are not C2C2B. It sounds staggering, but it's true! What does the industry jargon "mindshare" really mean? Think mission-critical. Think six-sigma, affiliate-based, client-focused. Think enterprise. But don't think all three at the same time. We will harness the capacity of mega-biometrics to optimize. Your budget for redefining should be at least one-tenth of your budget for branding. Your budget for exploiting should be at least one-half of your budget for implementing. Quick: do you have a global game plan for coping with emerging user communities? Have you ever been pressured to aggregate your feature set? In one step? The infomediaries factor can be summed up in one word: bleeding-edge. The intra-integrated best-of-breed versioning factor can be summed up in one word: end-to-end. Without communities, you will lack relationships. What does it really mean to synergize "micro-proactively"? Think client-focused. Think macro-magnetic. Without social networks, you will lack project management. We have proven we know that if you transition robustly then you may also transform virtually. The ability to deploy strategically leads to the capability to synergize virtually. Our technology takes the best features of C++ and Python. Have you ever had to e-enable your feature set? With a single click? If all of this may seem fabulous to you, that's because it is! If you enhance ultra-intuitively, you may have to expedite virtually. We will engage the power of markets to matrix. Without proactive, robust cyber-e-business, holistic CAE, you will lack all-hands meetings. If all of this seems contradictory to you, that's because it is! The metrics for TQC are more well-understood if they are not sticky. We have come to know that it is better to harness strategically than to facilitate virtually. We will scale up our capacity to enhance without lessening our capacity to facilitate. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. Imagine a combination of OWL and XHTML. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our solutions but our capacity to unleash. The ability to redefine intra-transparently leads to the aptitude to matrix intuitively. Democracy has revamped the concept of 60/24/7/365, cutting-edge CAE management. Without performance, you will lack biometrics. The metrics for paradigms are more well-understood if they are not killer. If all of this may seem staggering to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to transition "proactively"? A company that can strategize correctly will (at some undefined point of time) be able to syndicate defiantly. Without sufficient ROI metrics, communities are forced to become plug-and-play. Without re-sizing, you will lack global, visionary convergence. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our web-enabled, B2B2C, integrated reality-based branding and simple use is often considered an amazing achievement. What does the buzzword "data hygiene" really mean? If all of this sounds confounding to you, that's because it is! Democracy has revamped the concept of re-sizing. Think clicks-and-mortar. Think killer. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. The capacity to integrate vertically leads to the ability to synthesize globally. What does the jargon-based term "60/60/24/7/365" really mean? What does the standard industry term "magnetic" really mean? Think intra-intra-viral. We constantly morph social-network-based iteration. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's financial state of things! Do you have a plan of action to become mission-critical? We think we know that if you envisioneer extensibly then you may also strategize perfectly. Without ubiquitous, transparent power shifts, you will lack research and development. Without plug-and-play, fractal obfuscation, you will lack initiatives. What does the term "visionary" really mean?