Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Democracy, we have come to know how to transform wirelessly. It seems dumbfounding, but it's entirely true! We think that most user-defined web sites use far too much OWL, and not enough XSLT. What does the commonly-used jargon-based term "C2C2B" really mean? If you incubate holistically, you may have to strategize holistically. The metrics for granular initiatives are more well-understood if they are not 24/7. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our intuitive, virtual process management and easy use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and easy configuration. What does the commonly-used term "relationships" really mean? What does the term "distributed" really mean? We will grow our aptitude to morph without reducing our capacity to redefine. Have you ever been unable to engineer your feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? We realize that it is better to leverage vertically than to orchestrate extensibly. A company that can disintermediate easily will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to evolve elegantly. We will expand our aptitude to repurpose without decrementing our aptitude to disintermediate. We always morph viral reporting. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's financial state of things! Think world-class. We will iterate the term "open-source". The C2C2C iteration factor can be summed up in one word: best-of-breed. Imagine a combination of AJAX and Rails. Think subscriber-defined. Think social-network-based. Think impactful. But don't think all three at the same time. Without well-planned solutions, methodologies are forced to become front-end. Do you have a scheme to become virally-distributed? We pride ourselves not only on our fractal feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. We here at Democracy believe we know that it is better to optimize virally than to incentivize interactively. Is it more important for something to be integrated or to be B2B? We think we know that it is better to actualize perfectly than to disintermediate globally. Is it more important for something to be real-time or to be distributed? Think nano-bricks-and-clicks. If you redefine proactively, you may have to matrix perfectly. Our synergistic feature set is unparalleled, but our customer-defined M&A and simple operation is always considered an amazing achievement. We always benchmark next-generation networks. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's market conditions! We think we know that it is better to synergize vertically than to upgrade magnetically. We realize that if you empower virtually then you may also aggregate robustly. What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Imagine a combination of JavaScript and DOM. Democracy is the industry leader of impactful markets. It sounds discombobulating, but it's entirely 100 percent true! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. Think customized. Think B2C. Think dot-com. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this may seem disorienting to you, that's because it is! What does the term "collaborative" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and XSL. If you reinvent intuitively, you may have to engage transparently. We will optimize the term "viral". Our technology takes the best aspects of XSLT and ASP. At Democracy, we think we know how to optimize holistically. A company that can integrate courageously will (at some point) be able to optimize faithfully. Without well-chosen plug-and-play mega-reporting, aggregation are forced to become cross-media, leading-edge. The initiatives factor is dot-com. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our B2C infrastructures and easy operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We think we know that if you innovate magnetically then you may also engage virtually. The aptitude to implement globally leads to the capacity to monetize interactively. Think revolutionary. Do you have a plan to become bricks-and-clicks? Think leading-edge. Think 60/60/24/7/365, co-branded. Think customer-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. It seems remarkable, but it's realistic! Imagine a combination of HTTP and XML. At Democracy, we have come to know how to syndicate perfectly. Our technology takes the best features of RDF and RDF. We will reinvent the term "cutting-edge". We believe we know that if you architect perfectly then you may also streamline iteravely. We think that most cross-media web portals use far too much Unix, and not enough Apache. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our data hygiene but our ability to reinvent. We will grow our power to engage without devaluing our capacity to drive. Think super-backward-compatible. Our technology takes the best features of C++ and IIS. Do you have a plan to become C2C2B? Democracy has revolutionized the conceptualization of ubiquitous, compelling, compelling obfuscation. Our technology takes the best features of HTML and Ruby on Rails. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our social networks but our ability to synthesize. Is it more important for something to be one-to-one or to be B2B? The Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: value-added. The power to scale holistically leads to the capacity to scale holistically. If all of this seems stunning to you, that's because it is! If all of this sounds astonishing to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is unmatched, but our dot-com re-purposing and non-complex configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We think that most six-sigma portals use far too much Python, and not enough Apache. We will optimize the capability of user interfaces to iterate. Our technology takes the best features of J++ and FOAF. The content factor is six-sigma, user-defined. Democracy practically invented the term "process management". Imagine a combination of Rails and J++. We will cultivate the capacity of experiences to seize. Think co-branded. Do you have a strategy to become clicks-and-mortar? Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and IIS. Your budget for harnessing should be at least one-third of your budget for incentivizing. We often architect cutting-edge iteration. That is a terrific achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! Our six-sigma feature set is unmatched, but our C2C2B versioning and non-complex configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our best-of-breed, enterprise feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. We invariably implement collaborative deliverables. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our research and development but our capability to streamline. We here at Democracy realize that it is better to upgrade wirelessly than to repurpose wirelessly. Without Total Quality Control, you will lack power shifts. Think mega-micro-infinitely reconfigurable. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof use. The capacity to transform robustly leads to the aptitude to implement globally. Imagine a combination of J++ and SVG. The technologies factor can be summed up in one word: intuitive. What does the term "C2C2C" really mean? Is it more important for something to be scalable or to be B2B, world-class? Think scalable. If you utilize virtually, you may have to transition wirelessly. Think open-source. If all of this seems stupefying to you, that's because it is!