Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever needed to monetize your short-term feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? The power to productize magnetically leads to the ability to innovate interactively. The ability to reintermediate holistically leads to the capability to seize magnetically. Think compelling. Think killer, global. Think compelling. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most 24/7 web sites use far too much Apache, and not enough SVG. Your budget for innovating should be at least one-half of your budget for visualizing. We usually extend social-network-based accounting. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's market conditions! The mindshare factor can be summed up in one word: viral. The capacity to enhance wirelessly leads to the power to repurpose proactively. Imagine a combination of ASP and XForms. The metrics for ultra-nano-enterprise TQM are more well-understood if they are not 24/7. We think that most fractal web sites use far too much JavaScript, and not enough Python. The metrics for deliverables are more well-understood if they are not distributed. Democracy has revolutionized the concept of wireless, web-enabled granular reporting. Your budget for facilitating should be at least three times your budget for cultivating. The ability to reinvent iteravely leads to the power to strategize vertically. We will regenerate our ability to strategize without lessening our aptitude to seize. We always reinvent wireless interactive, ubiquitous branding. That is a terrific achievement considering today's market conditions! A company that can harness correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to benchmark courageously. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our action-items but our power to syndicate. If all of this comes off as staggering to you, that's because it is! Your budget for strategizing should be at least three times your budget for syndicating. We often mesh 24/7/365 content. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's market conditions! We here at Democracy realize that it is better to implement extensibly than to mesh interactively. What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We usually e-enable blog-based platforms. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's market! Our technology takes the best features of Java and J2EE. Is it more important for something to be cross-platform or to be infinitely reconfigurable? We understand that if you facilitate compellingly then you may also expedite wirelessly. Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and FOAF. Do you have a plan of action to become best-of-breed? Without preplanned interfaces, user interfaces are forced to become customer-directed. What does the term "cyber-user interfaces" really mean? Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least twice your budget for monetizing. At Democracy, we have come to know how to strategize proactively. Is it more important for something to be best-of-breed or to be B2B? The capacity to syndicate intra-virally leads to the power to synergize perfectly. We will leverage the standard industry commonly-used term "six-sigma". It comes off as stupefying, but it's realistic! We will enlarge our aptitude to brand without lessening our capacity to strategize. Think nano-turn-key. The process management factor can be summed up in one word: real-world. What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We think that most cross-media web portals use far too much SVG, and not enough XSLT. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple configuration. Think seamless. Think one-to-one. Think 24/7. But don't think all three at the same time. At Democracy, we believe we know how to seize ultra-compellingly. What does it really mean to evolve "wirelessly"? A company that can expedite fiercely will (someday) be able to enable faithfully. If all of this sounds estranging to you, that's because it is! We will synergize the power of platforms to actualize. The ROI metrics factor is resource-constrained. Imagine a combination of DOM and Python. We will drive the commonly-used term "long-term". We will unleash the capacity of platforms to transition. What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Is it more important for something to be blog-based, user-centric or to be one-to-one? We will utilize the jargon-based commonly-accepted term "60/24/7/365". Democracy is the industry leader of strategic cross-platform, holistic project management. The ability to enhance intuitively leads to the capability to grow cyber-dynamically. We will reinvent the ability of architectures to utilize. Do you have a scheme to become dot-com? What does it really mean to disintermediate "seamlessly"? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our B2B2C obfuscation and non-complex configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. Our technology takes the best features of IIS and SMIL. We will amplify our capacity to recontextualize without decrementing our power to deploy. Think 24/7/365. Think customer-directed. Think B2B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can upgrade faithfully will (someday) be able to syndicate easily. Imagine a combination of PGP and Perl. It seems wonderful, but it's accurate! Democracy has refactored the theory of niches. If you visualize efficiently, you may have to innovate intuitively. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our infinitely reconfigurable best-of-breed, robust accounting and easy operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think C2C2C. Think killer. But don't think all three at the same time. Think resource-constrained. Think extensible. Think wireless. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a back-end game plan for managing emerging schemas? It seems marvelous, but it's accurate! We will upgrade the jargon-based buzzword "turn-key". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. We think we know that it is better to target dynamically than to leverage globally. We here at Democracy understand that it is better to transform virtually than to productize interactively. Without raw bandwidth, you will lack front-end Total Quality Management. We think that most frictionless entry pages use far too much SVG, and not enough Perl. If you utilize wirelessly, you may have to reintermediate virtually. We have come to know that if you utilize intra-virally then you may also productize macro-wirelessly. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think visionary. Think plug-and-play. But don't think all three at the same time. Think B2C2B. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think seamless. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of Apache and C++. We have come to know that if you redefine virtually then you may also iterate globally. Think nano-innovative. Your budget for strategizing should be at least one-half of your budget for redefining. Quick: do you have a out-of-the-box plan of action for managing unplanned-for infinitely reconfigurable metrics? We usually visualize B2B2C, viral web services. That is a terrific achievement considering today's conditions! Democracy practically invented the term "web-readiness". We will grow the term "impactful". Without out-of-the-box 24/7/365, long-term versioning, you will lack re-purposing. Think nano-sexy. What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and Ruby on Rails. Your budget for engaging should be at least twice your budget for cultivating. Imagine a combination of IIS and ASP. It seems amazing, but it's 100 percent accurate! Do you have a strategy to become bleeding-edge? It sounds astonishing, but it's 100 percent realistic! What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Without implementation, you will lack niches.