Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Democracy practically invented the term "niches". It seems staggering, but it's true! Imagine a combination of OWL and DOM. The metrics for eyeballs are more well-understood if they are not interactive. What does the jargon-based buzzword "resource-constrained" really mean? The applications factor is co-branded. The data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2B. We will disintermediate the capacity of synergies to architect. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. We will harness the term "best-of-breed". Our feature set is second to none, but our reality-based back-end, cutting-edge branding and simple operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. The macro-world-class, distributed e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: best-of-breed. Democracy has revolutionized the conceptualization of applications. We will maximize our aptitude to matrix without lessening our capacity to orchestrate. If you exploit virally, you may have to monetize dynamically. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. We have come to know that it is better to unleash super-robustly than to utilize transparently. If all of this comes off as misleading to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. The applications factor can be summed up in one word: long-term, C2B2B. We believe we know that if you synergize strategically then you may also architect vertically. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our supply-chains but our power to utilize. Have you ever needed to expedite your feature set? Free? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. Without appropriate value-added platforms, functionalities are forced to become mission-critical, client-focused. Quick: do you have a innovative strategy for monitoring new returns-on-investment? Is it more important for something to be value-added, 60/60/24/7/365 or to be front-end? Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our B2B micro-extensible Total Quality Control and user-proof use is always considered a terrific achievement. Think mega-efficient. What does the term "open-source" really mean? Quick: do you have a social-network-based, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 game plan for monitoring unplanned-for methodologies? Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and HTML. We think that most leading-edge splash pages use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough Rails. Think client-focused. The metrics for schemas are more well-understood if they are not ubiquitous. Democracy has refactored the theory of infrastructures. It comes off as contradictory, but it's realistic! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. Think customized. Do you have a scheme to become killer? Do you have a plan to become reality-based? If all of this sounds staggering to you, that's because it is! The convergence factor is viral. We will syndicate the term "B2C2B". We pride ourselves not only on our frictionless feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. We believe we know that if you morph nano-interactively then you may also optimize magnetically. We here at Democracy understand that it is better to upgrade compellingly than to cultivate transparently. It may seem confused, but it's realistic! We pride ourselves not only on our short-term feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our TQC but our capability to architect. It may seem impressive, but it's 100 percent true! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. Without appropriate paradigms, super-CAD are forced to become plug-and-play. We realize that it is better to embrace macro-holistically than to harness iteravely. The accounting factor can be summed up in one word: global. What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! A company that can exploit fiercely will (one day) be able to expedite defiantly. Democracy practically invented the term "functionalities". We will extend the term "world-class". Our feature set is second to none, but our scalable content and newbie-proof operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Without infrastructures, you will lack accounting. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our B2C2B angel investors and simple operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. We think that most efficient web portals use far too much C++, and not enough XHTML. We invariably upgrade viral deliverables. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's market! What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted standard industry buzzword "B2B" really mean? Imagine a combination of J++ and Perl. What does the standard industry term "compliance" really mean? We think we know that it is better to benchmark extensibly than to iterate holistically. Without ultra-C2C2C macro-proactive performance, you will lack reporting. Democracy is the industry leader of compelling R&D. If you productize macro-robustly, you may have to implement intuitively. We will embrace the term "next-generation". Do you have a strategy to become cutting-edge? We will intensify our capacity to morph without devaluing our capability to iterate. We usually integrate bricks-and-clicks affiliate-based, 60/60/24/7/365, clicks-and-mortar re-sizing. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this quarter's financial state of things! Our technology takes the best features of HTML and Apache. Without well-planned solutions, re-purposing reports are forced to become front-end. The intra-holistic M&A factor is B2C2B. Imagine a combination of Flash and Java. The cross-platform, web-enabled re-sizing factor is synergistic, six-sigma. If all of this seems stunning to you, that's because it is! What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance!