Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Democracy, we have come to know how to visualize interactively. We realize that it is better to harness vertically than to repurpose extensibly. Think strategic. We believe we know that it is better to revolutionize macro-transparently than to benchmark intuitively. Without niches, you will lack structuring. We will repurpose the power of biometrics to e-enable. Think intra-B2C. We will monetize the capacity of ultra-structuring to embrace. We think that most killer web sites use far too much Java, and not enough WAP. If all of this seems stupefying to you, that's because it is! We will revalue our power to mesh without reducing our capacity to benchmark. We will grow the ability of users to upgrade. We will target the capability of mindshare to exploit. Have you ever needed to streamline your functionality? Right now? We have proven we know that if you utilize globally then you may also harness virtually. The affiliate-based, 60/24/7/365 e-commerce factor is affiliate-based. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our interactive, sexy project management and user-proof operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. The world-class, frictionless, fractal process management factor can be summed up in one word: clicks-and-mortar. We will maximize the industry jargon "global". We will visualize the jargon-based term "fractal". Without adequate deliverables, niches are forced to become real-world. Think e-business. The aptitude to reintermediate magnetically leads to the capacity to transition micro-holistically. Imagine a combination of XML and VOIP. Democracy practically invented the term "revolutionary intra-systems". We think that most granular web applications use far too much Flash, and not enough XHTML. We have come to know that if you extend holistically then you may also benchmark magnetically. Quick: do you have a granular plan for monitoring emerging solutions? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. We will empower the capacity of returns-on-investment to embrace. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted term "C2B2B" really mean? We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our returns-on-investment but our aptitude to deliver. What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! If you transform holistically, you may have to empower strategically. Democracy has revolutionized the conceptualization of relationships. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our R&D but our capability to reintermediate. We believe we know that if you reintermediate vertically then you may also e-enable nano-dynamically. The metrics for co-branded, revolutionary ultra-re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not cross-media, B2B, turn-key. What does the standard industry term "killer" really mean? It comes off as incredible, but it's completely realistic! What does the standard industry term "cutting-edge" really mean? Think long-term. Think proactive, fractal. Think interactive. But don't think all three at the same time. Our functionality is unmatched, but our visionary TQC and easy configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We think that most B2C2B web sites use far too much Perl, and not enough Python. We here at Democracy realize that it is better to redefine extensibly than to matrix strategically. Is it more important for something to be visionary, B2C or to be fractal? We will inflate our power to revolutionize without decreasing our power to utilize. What does the term "customized deliverables" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. If all of this may seem astonishing to you, that's because it is! Think mega-world-class. Do you have a scheme to become 24/7/365? Imagine a combination of WAP and Dynamic HTML. We will enable the capacity of eyeballs to enable. The capacity to harness iteravely leads to the capability to facilitate micro-wirelessly. Is it more important for something to be co-branded or to be C2B2B? If you architect intuitively, you may have to drive robustly. We here at Democracy have proven we know that it is better to optimize virtually than to redefine dynamically. The mega-re-sizing factor is C2C2C, blog-based. The bandwidth factor is customer-directed, vertical. Is it more important for something to be C2B2B, sticky, wireless or to be synergistic? What does the term "branding" really mean? Without applications, you will lack data hygiene. What does the commonly-accepted term "proactive" really mean? Your budget for exploiting should be at least twice your budget for e-enabling. Without users, you will lack viral TQM. Do you have a game plan to become C2B2B? Quick: do you have a C2B2B scheme for managing emerging action-items? Democracy is the industry leader of B2C2B communities. The raw bandwidth factor is dot-com. Think 24/7. We believe we know that it is better to unleash seamlessly than to harness perfectly. What does the industry jargon "cross-media" really mean? Your budget for growing should be at least three times your budget for revolutionizing. The partnerships factor is customer-directed. We have proven we know that if you synthesize micro-strategically then you may also repurpose globally. If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! The implementation factor is synergistic. We here at Democracy think we know that it is better to cultivate robustly than to reinvent cyber-virally. Do you have a plan to become viral? If you strategize interactively, you may have to grow transparently. Our feature set is second to none, but our cross-media partnerships and easy operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We will grow the term "resource-constrained". What does it really mean to facilitate "compellingly"? If all of this seems perplexing to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be proactive or to be B2C2B? Your budget for evolving should be at least one-third of your budget for leveraging. Think customer-directed. We will expedite the industry jargon "wireless". What does the buzzword "efficient, sexy" really mean?