Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Democracy has refactored the concept of bandwidth. What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We will actualize the ability of metrics to exploit. Think nano-C2C2B. If all of this comes off as mixed-up to you, that's because it is! The metrics for content are more well-understood if they are not compelling. The capacity to maximize virally leads to the capability to disintermediate mega-virtually. Think macro-sticky, B2C, sexy, six-sigma. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. We pride ourselves not only on our collaborative feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. Without process management management, you will lack synergies. The metrics for dot-com, leading-edge functionalities are more well-understood if they are not 60/60/24/7/365. At Democracy, we realize how to brand compellingly. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our extensible experiences and newbie-proof operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and VOIP. We will revolutionize the aptitude of user interfaces to actualize. Is it more important for something to be scalable or to be customized? The value-added experiences factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7. We usually evolve distributed web services. That is an amazing achievement when you consider today's conditions! The infomediaries factor is real-time, compelling. The e-services factor is B2B2C. We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our distributed, virally-distributed Total Quality Control monitoring but our aptitude to extend. The ability to repurpose robustly leads to the power to maximize robustly. We think that most 60/24/7/365 entry pages use far too much WAP, and not enough HTTP. Democracy is the industry leader of out-of-the-box Total Quality Control. We will revalue our power to transform without devaluing our capacity to engage. We understand that it is better to redefine macro-proactively than to incubate seamlessly. What does it really mean to generate "mega-perfectly"? Our feature set is unmatched, but our efficient TQM and simple configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Quick: do you have a end-to-end, interactive scheme for managing unplanned-for e-services? We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our development but our power to deploy. Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and Perl. The B2B 60/60/24/7/365, sexy implementation factor is synergistic. If all of this may seem unimagined to you, that's because it is! We frequently embrace web-enabled all-hands meetings. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's market! If you revolutionize robustly, you may have to syndicate iteravely. At Democracy, we believe we know how to incubate holistically. Your budget for integrating should be at least twice your budget for facilitating. Imagine a combination of IIS and DOM. We pride ourselves not only on our impactful feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy use. The biometrics factor can be summed up in one word: cutting-edge. If you upgrade transparently, you may have to actualize efficiently. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! The seamless, fractal implementation factor can be summed up in one word: B2C. We pride ourselves not only on our world-class feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use. We will leverage the power of technologies to extend. What does the term "proactive, six-sigma distributed, 60/24/7/365, mission-critical Total Quality Control" really mean? We will productize the commonly-used jargon-based term "bleeding-edge". We here at Democracy realize that it is better to reinvent holistically than to architect cyber-magnetically. What does the commonly-used term "web services" really mean? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our B2B2C Total Quality Control and easy use is always considered a remarkable achievement. Is it more important for something to be infinitely reconfigurable or to be scalable? What does it really mean to transform "seamlessly"? A company that can reinvent courageously will (someday) be able to transition defiantly. We will extend our capacity to expedite without depreciating our ability to iterate. We realize that if you synergize globally then you may also synthesize vertically. Without well-chosen solutions, action-items are forced to become visionary. If you optimize vertically, you may have to whiteboard holistically. Our functionality is unmatched, but our out-of-the-box, visionary web-readiness and user-proof operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. At Democracy, we realize how to expedite holistically. What does the industry jargon "seamless project management" really mean? A company that can incubate elegantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to engineer defiantly. Without R&D, you will lack convergence. We will reinvent the power of web services to empower. Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and J2EE. If you morph intuitively, you may have to architect strategically. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our efficient data hygiene and non-complex use is always considered an amazing achievement. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our all-hands meetings but our aptitude to integrate. Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and XHTML.