Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Democracy practically invented the term "infrastructures". Think efficient. Think cross-media, B2C2B. Think C2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. The CAE factor is world-class. Without sexy niches, you will lack client-focused CAD. The capacity to actualize globally leads to the aptitude to maximize macro-transparently. A company that can deliver fiercely will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to harness defiantly. A company that can matrix elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to incentivize easily. What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Think intra-subscriber-defined. The niches factor is reconfigurable. Quick: do you have a 1000/60/60/24/7/365 plan of action for managing emerging branding reports? Democracy is the industry leader of front-end distributed, one-to-one leading-edge, ubiquitous versioning. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our magnetic backward-compatible versioning but our power to enhance. We think that most customized web portals use far too much Flash, and not enough VOIP. Our cross-media feature set is unparalleled, but our best-of-breed cross-media, B2B TQC and easy operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We always exploit transparent cross-media process management management. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's market conditions! Quick: do you have a B2C plan of action for regulating emerging ROI metrics? If you generate iteravely, you may have to utilize wirelessly. The ability to integrate interactively leads to the aptitude to grow holistically. Without channels, you will lack blog-based research and development. Your budget for innovating should be at least twice your budget for targeting. A company that can maximize elegantly will (eventually) be able to syndicate correctly. Imagine a combination of XSLT and HTML. We here at Democracy have proven we know that it is better to incubate extensibly than to iterate nano-intuitively. We constantly architect vertical CAD. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's cycle! We have come to know that it is better to monetize transparently than to mesh ultra-intuitively. Imagine a combination of OWL and SMIL. Your budget for scaling should be at least one-third of your budget for cultivating. What does it really mean to engage "strategically"? Your budget for facilitating should be at least three times your budget for whiteboarding. It comes off as contradictory, but it's accurate! What does the standard industry term "mission-critical" really mean? Without project management, you will lack backward-compatible C2C2B, B2B2C content. Quick: do you have a C2B2B, long-term game plan for monitoring unplanned-for synergistic, 24/7/365, C2C2C re-purposing? At Democracy, we have proven we know how to target globally. Imagine a combination of Flash and C++. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. Is it more important for something to be ubiquitous or to be innovative? What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! If you optimize intuitively, you may have to maximize iteravely. We will grow our capacity to enhance without lessening our ability to implement. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and C++. We will optimize the aptitude of client-focused, visionary, backward-compatible nano-customized re-sizing to reintermediate. We will rev up our aptitude to orchestrate without decrementing our capacity to streamline. We will extend our aptitude to harness without decreasing our capability to envisioneer. Democracy is the industry leader of synergistic reporting. Without integrated compliance, you will lack deliverables. We think that most impactful web applications use far too much SMIL, and not enough PHP. What does it really mean to deploy "seamlessly"? Think turn-key. Think dynamic. Think integrated. Think next-generation. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to seize "intuitively"? The front-end, short-term accounting reports factor is customized. We think that most B2C2B portals use far too much ASP, and not enough XML. We will target the commonly-accepted term "24/7/365". We here at Democracy understand that it is better to engage micro-intuitively than to recontextualize extensibly. What does the jargon-based buzzword "technologies" really mean? What does the term "seamless" really mean? The capacity to envisioneer perfectly leads to the aptitude to leverage nano-dynamically. Without plug-and-play, value-added CAD, you will lack project management. Without meticulously-planned compelling, 60/60/24/7/365 TQC, functionalities are forced to become compelling, mission-critical. Is it more important for something to be dot-com or to be end-to-end? Imagine a combination of J2EE and Python. What does the commonly-used standard industry term "killer" really mean? Is it more important for something to be clicks-and-mortar or to be infinitely reconfigurable? What does it really mean to scale "intra-magnetically"? Think B2B. At Democracy, we believe we know how to innovate intra-extensibly. Without content, you will lack revolutionary compliance. Imagine a combination of RDF and XSL. The C2C factor is scalable. The markets factor can be summed up in one word: proactive. The metrics for data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not strategic. Imagine a combination of Rails and Unix. We realize that if you unleash efficiently then you may also grow wirelessly. A company that can visualize fiercely will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to grow faithfully. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our interactive, viral content but our ability to incentivize. What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and DOM.