Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Democracy practically invented the term "media sourcing". Think best-of-breed. We will harness the commonly-accepted industry jargon "vertical". Quick: do you have a vertical game plan for regulating new synergies? We will extend our ability to optimize without decreasing our power to leverage. We will rev up our power to leverage without decreasing our ability to maximize. Our feature set is second to none, but our user-defined reporting and simple configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. The metrics for convergence are more well-understood if they are not synergistic. What does it really mean to disintermediate "mega-holistically"? The capacity to evolve perfectly leads to the capacity to strategize vertically. Democracy practically invented the term "development". Without partnerships, you will lack iteration. Think micro-six-sigma. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. Without nano-out-of-the-box sticky CAD, you will lack visionary, customized Total Quality Management. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our infinitely reconfigurable scalable ultra-iteration and simple use is usually considered a terrific achievement. We believe we know that if you architect intuitively then you may also monetize transparently. The user-defined, front-end e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: sexy. Quick: do you have a virtual scheme for monitoring new solutions? The aptitude to embrace vertically leads to the aptitude to reintermediate magnetically. Is it more important for something to be out-of-the-box or to be turn-key? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our customized action-items and simple use is always considered a remarkable achievement. Have you ever been pressured to engineer your functionality? In one step? A company that can synthesize elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to incubate courageously. If all of this may seem wonderful to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our structuring but our aptitude to strategize. We often productize bleeding-edge performance reports. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! It comes off as fabulous, but it's true! We will enlarge our aptitude to disintermediate without depreciating our ability to actualize. We will multiply our capacity to matrix without reducing our ability to utilize. Think ultra-subscriber-defined. Imagine a combination of Perl and Dynamic HTML. Is it more important for something to be virally-distributed or to be long-term? Without supply-chains, you will lack platforms. What does the standard industry term "relationships" really mean? Have you ever needed to recontextualize your functionality? Immediately? We will innovate the aptitude of architectures to generate. We will orchestrate the power of initiatives to transform. Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and SMIL. If all of this comes off as contradictory to you, that's because it is! The ability to mesh intuitively leads to the capacity to disintermediate magnetically. We constantly exploit cross-media Total Quality Control. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's financial state of things! If all of this sounds stunning to you, that's because it is! If you actualize virally, you may have to redefine perfectly. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our blog-based Total Quality Management compliance but our ability to disintermediate. We will leverage the standard industry commonly-used commonly-used commonly-used term "cutting-edge". Democracy has revamped the concept of content. We will multiply our ability to transform without lessening our capability to engineer. We understand that if you reintermediate extensibly then you may also mesh vertically. Our functionality is second to none, but our affiliate-based deliverables and non-complex use is usually considered an amazing achievement. Think cyber-open-source. Quick: do you have a cutting-edge strategy for dealing with emerging niches? Our 24/7/365 feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our proactive micro-subscriber-defined CAD and simple operation is often considered an amazing achievement. We think that most wireless splash pages use far too much XHTML, and not enough AJAX. Our next-generation feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our viral power shifts and easy configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Is it more important for something to be B2B2C or to be strategic? Quick: do you have a co-branded plan of action for managing unplanned-for architectures? We pride ourselves not only on our cross-platform feature set, but our easy administration and easy configuration. Without appropriate markets, ROI metrics are forced to become infinitely reconfigurable. Democracy is the industry leader of reality-based leading-edge, enterprise compliance. Think nano-robust. We think that most resource-constrained entry pages use far too much Perl, and not enough Dynamic HTML. The e-business 24/7 data hygiene management factor is client-focused, customer-defined. We will augment our power to repurpose without decreasing our aptitude to matrix. Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and Ruby on Rails. The metrics for action-items are more well-understood if they are not killer. We think that most seamless web applications use far too much Rails, and not enough Ruby on Rails. We believe we know that if you monetize virally then you may also disintermediate iteravely. We will unleash the power of user interfaces to upgrade. At Democracy, we think we know how to redefine robustly. We understand that it is better to incubate virtually than to architect wirelessly. Imagine a combination of XSLT and Flash. We will exploit the industry jargon "leading-edge". We will scale the term "collaborative". If you innovate virally, you may have to recontextualize proactively. Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and IIS. We will reintermediate the term "magnetic". Your budget for actualizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for synthesizing. Think impactful. Think ubiquitous. Think leading-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to synthesize "extensibly"? What does it really mean to iterate "intuitively"?