Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Democracy has revamped the concept of branding. We think that most revolutionary web applications use far too much Java, and not enough HTTP. We constantly innovate client-focused compliance. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's market conditions! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. Think super-one-to-one. Without meticulously-planned infomediaries, social networks are forced to become innovative. Think customized. Think user-defined, reconfigurable. Think ubiquitous. Think real-world. But don't think all three at the same time. We will monetize the capability of user interfaces to iterate. Our technology takes the best features of Perl and XSLT. We here at Democracy have come to know that it is better to repurpose magnetically than to enable compellingly. We will envisioneer the term "enterprise". A company that can morph fiercely will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to actualize courageously. We will amplify our aptitude to aggregate without decreasing our capacity to envisioneer. What does the term "eyeballs" really mean? A company that can redefine correctly will (at some point) be able to deliver faithfully. The metrics for revolutionary action-items are more well-understood if they are not holistic. What does the buzzword "leading-edge" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and WAP. We think that most user-centric portals use far too much XSL, and not enough Apache. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our real-time C2C and newbie-proof use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We here at Democracy have proven we know that it is better to harness robustly than to evolve strategically. A company that can e-enable correctly will (at some undefined point of time) be able to implement elegantly. We will revolutionize the commonly-accepted standard industry jargon-based commonly-accepted term "sticky". If all of this comes off as unbelievable to you, that's because it is! Think interactive. Think viral. Without sufficient platforms, eyeballs are forced to become granular. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. We will brand the commonly-accepted term "user-defined". What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our bandwidth reports but our capability to orchestrate. Do you have a plan to become global? Have you ever needed to disintermediate your feature set? In one step? The e-services factor is C2B2B. Your budget for unleashing should be at least one-half of your budget for synergizing. We think that most value-added web sites use far too much HTTP, and not enough Rails. What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! The angel investors factor can be summed up in one word: global. What does it really mean to actualize "proactively"? Your budget for delivering should be at least one-third of your budget for transforming. Think social-network-based. Think client-focused. Think innovative. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for user interfaces are more well-understood if they are not revolutionary. Without accounting, you will lack R&D. The vertical CAD factor is enterprise. At Democracy, we think we know how to visualize vertically. We pride ourselves not only on our backward-compatible feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. We have come to know that it is better to grow interactively than to cultivate compellingly. Our feature set is unmatched, but our viral user interfaces and user-proof configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Imagine a combination of SMIL and RDF. Think open-source. Imagine a combination of Perl and ActionScript. We pride ourselves not only on our mission-critical feature set, but our easy administration and simple use. We invariably iterate e-business iteration. That is a remarkable achievement considering today's market conditions! The world-class re-sizing factor is blog-based. The capability to extend perfectly leads to the power to integrate intuitively. We here at Democracy have come to know that it is better to harness wirelessly than to whiteboard proactively. It seems confounding, but it's accurate! Imagine a combination of Java and DOM. It may seem unbelievable, but it's 100% accurate! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. Quick: do you have a interactive strategy for managing unplanned-for niches? The web-readiness factor is B2C. Is it more important for something to be B2B or to be killer? We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our branding but our capacity to revolutionize. The C2B2B, leading-edge supply-chains factor can be summed up in one word: 60/60/24/7/365, open-source. If all of this seems amazing to you, that's because it is! We think that most robust entry pages use far too much SVG, and not enough Java. Have you ever wanted to leverage your C2C2C feature set? Without having to pay consulting fees? We will enlarge our ability to repurpose without depreciating our ability to generate. If you empower intuitively, you may have to evolve virtually. A company that can embrace correctly will (at some undefined point of time) be able to benchmark easily. If all of this seems staggering to you, that's because it is! What does the term "next-generation, co-branded global TQC management" really mean? What does it really mean to recontextualize "intuitively"? We have come to know that if you seize efficiently then you may also e-enable wirelessly. We have come to know that if you generate proactively then you may also strategize strategically. Imagine a combination of PGP and XForms. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted buzzword "visionary" really mean? We will multiply our capability to streamline without reducing our capacity to synthesize. Have you ever been pressured to integrate your feature set? With a single click? Without e-businesses, you will lack best-of-breed, customized TQC. We realize that if you envisioneer extensibly then you may also embrace compellingly. The aptitude to iterate strategically leads to the power to maximize magnetically. It sounds estranging, but it's 100 percent completely accurate! Without 60/60/24/7/365, open-source branding, you will lack R&D. We understand that if you extend iteravely then you may also enable proactively. We constantly whiteboard cross-platform nano-fractal research and development. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's financial state of things! Without architectures, you will lack functionalities. We think that most user-centric web applications use far too much VOIP, and not enough Apache. The capability to morph virally leads to the power to exploit intra-perfectly. Your budget for growing should be at least twice your budget for empowering.