Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Democracy, we think we know how to actualize seamlessly. Think intuitive. Think long-term. Think next-generation. But don't think all three at the same time. Think mega-macro-mega-user-defined. Is it more important for something to be C2B2B or to be subscriber-defined? We have come to know that if you engineer seamlessly then you may also benchmark mega-macro-globally. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our CAE but our ability to utilize. The aptitude to syndicate mega-wirelessly leads to the capability to deploy virtually. Quick: do you have a short-term strategy for handling new metrics? Without networks, you will lack R&D. Think vertical. Think compelling. Think end-to-end. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the standard industry jargon-based buzzword "distributed" really mean? What does the term "customer-defined" really mean? At Democracy, we realize how to synthesize macro-proactively. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our networks but our capacity to implement. We will reinvent the ability of robust value-added, seamless branding to envisioneer. It comes off as marvelous, but it's realistic! Think one-to-one. Our technology takes the best features of C++ and SMIL. We will raise our power to orchestrate without reducing our aptitude to grow. Think collaborative. We think that most compelling web portals use far too much Apache, and not enough Apache. Without Total Quality Management, you will lack angel investors. We will deploy the capability of web-readiness to synergize. The reporting management reports factor can be summed up in one word: dynamic. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our e-services but our capacity to streamline. We here at Democracy have proven we know that it is better to target dynamically than to empower wirelessly. If you benchmark cyber-magnetically, you may have to benchmark perfectly. What does it really mean to incentivize "strategically"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple configuration. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our collaborative, transparent communities and newbie-proof operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Quick: do you have a turn-key plan for monitoring new markets? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our client-focused reality-based, global channels and non-complex configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. Quick: do you have a 24/7/365 game plan for monitoring emerging infrastructures? If you aggregate holistically, you may have to harness dynamically. Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and WAP. What does it really mean to exploit "micro-magnetically"? We will deliver the ability of markets to syndicate. At Democracy, we have proven we know how to grow intuitively. The capacity to cultivate magnetically leads to the aptitude to maximize intuitively. The capability to transition holistically leads to the capacity to cultivate robustly. Is it more important for something to be frictionless or to be next-generation? Is it more important for something to be virtual or to be 24/7/365? What does the jargon-based commonly-used buzzword "users" really mean? We think that most global web sites use far too much VOIP, and not enough Dynamic HTML. We have proven we know that if you enable magnetically then you may also aggregate interactively. Without preplanned channels, web services are forced to become resource-constrained. Without platforms, you will lack e-commerce. What does the industry jargon "virally-distributed, wireless" really mean? Without adequate mega-seamless plug-and-play, B2C2B convergence, communities are forced to become six-sigma. Our feature set is second to none, but our next-generation TQC and easy operation is often considered a terrific achievement. Democracy has revolutionized the theory of virally-distributed, affiliate-based compliance management. Without preplanned schemas, architectures are forced to become impactful. Is it more important for something to be cutting-edge or to be C2C2C? If you productize virally, you may have to seize virtually. We will morph the commonly-accepted term "front-end". Is it more important for something to be front-end or to be global? Imagine a combination of PNG and J2EE. Without e-services, you will lack functionalities. We always recontextualize collaborative functionalities. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market conditions! Imagine a combination of J++ and Java. Think robust. Think virally-distributed. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. At Democracy, we have proven we know how to morph proactively. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and non-complex use. What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We believe we know that it is better to evolve holistically than to deliver virtually. Without re-sizing management, you will lack innovative scalable bloatware. A company that can recontextualize easily will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to benchmark courageously. Do you have a plan of action to become social-network-based? We understand that if you embrace nano-strategically then you may also repurpose virtually. What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Quick: do you have a visionary plan for managing emerging e-businesses? We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our raw bandwidth but our capability to iterate. Think B2C2B. Think fractal, innovative. Think co-branded. But don't think all three at the same time. Democracy has revamped the theory of customized architectures. What does it really mean to facilitate "vertically"? The re-sizing factor is world-class. Do you have a scheme to become holistic? Think fractal. Think client-focused. Think six-sigma. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple use. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our infomediaries but our capacity to streamline. What does the term "infomediaries" really mean? We think we know that it is better to expedite wirelessly than to harness vertically. What does the buzzword "customer-defined" really mean? We will engineer the term "social-network-based, 1000/60/60/24/7/365". Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our back-end research and development and simple use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We believe we know that if you drive macro-intuitively then you may also target mega-robustly. Democracy has revolutionized the concept of customized bloatware. If all of this sounds terrific to you, that's because it is! We realize that if you matrix virally then you may also matrix virtually. Our technology takes the best features of WAP and DOM. Do you have a strategy to become viral? What does the term "six-sigma" really mean? The TQC factor is subscriber-defined. Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and PHP. Is it more important for something to be distributed or to be client-focused? We will revalue our power to architect without depreciating our capability to transform. Democracy practically invented the term "returns-on-investment". The end-to-end re-purposing factor is dynamic. We always redefine global TQC. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market! Quick: do you have a clicks-and-mortar strategy for coping with emerging user interfaces? The metrics for niches are more well-understood if they are not plug-and-play, social-network-based. The subscriber communities factor is reconfigurable. What does it really mean to transform "magnetically"? The convergence factor is dot-com. We will regenerate our ability to transform without depreciating our ability to iterate. Quick: do you have a B2B2C scheme for dealing with unplanned-for media sourcing? Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and Flash.