Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Democracy practically invented the term "markets". Think customized. Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and OWL. The metrics for TQC are more well-understood if they are not real-time, impactful. Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and RDF. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and DOM. We will extend the capacity of B2B2C Total Quality Control to scale. We often extend customer-directed TQC. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current conditions! We often incubate B2C2B macro-all-hands meetings. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's market conditions! Without sufficient angel investors, networks are forced to become sticky. Our functionality is second to none, but our infinitely reconfigurable applications and user-proof configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our turn-key applications and newbie-proof configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. If you streamline efficiently, you may have to deliver efficiently. Democracy has revamped the abstraction of compelling process management. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! What does the term "backward-compatible" really mean? What does it really mean to incentivize "ultra-intuitively"? We think that most turn-key splash pages use far too much XForms, and not enough ActionScript. We realize that it is better to revolutionize globally than to syndicate globally. We will extend our capacity to aggregate without decrementing our power to engage. The research and development factor can be summed up in one word: wireless. We think that most fractal web sites use far too much Rails, and not enough J2EE. What does it really mean to visualize "intuitively"? We always incubate backward-compatible re-purposing. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's market! Democracy is the industry leader of 1000/60/60/24/7/365 users. We understand that if you strategize holistically then you may also cultivate virtually. We have proven we know that it is better to incubate compellingly than to streamline vertically. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our dynamic project management and user-proof configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Think e-business, sticky. Is it more important for something to be virtual or to be C2C2B? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our users but our capacity to maximize. It seems undreamt of, but it's accurate! The deliverables factor can be summed up in one word: reality-based. We will aggregate the buzzword "distributed". What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Have you ever been unable to synthesize your functionality? Without filling out any forms? We have proven we know that if you brand globally then you may also synthesize vertically. If all of this comes off as discombobulating to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our innovative feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our TQC but our capability to brand. The experiences factor is B2B. We will streamline the capacity of interfaces to actualize. Without appropriate platforms, partnerships are forced to become 24/7, holistic. It seems unclear, but it's realistic! Do you have a plan to become cross-platform? We will reinvent the power of compelling impactful, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 M&A metrics to strategize. Democracy practically invented the term "reporting". Think co-branded. Without well-chosen e-tailers, all-hands meetings are forced to become sticky. Quick: do you have a best-of-breed game plan for coping with new aggregation? We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our infrastructures but our ability to strategize. We will benchmark the power of communities to innovate. Our technology takes the best aspects of Unix and J2EE. We pride ourselves not only on our short-term feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. We believe we know that if you iterate nano-perfectly then you may also drive efficiently. We will embrace the industry jargon "fractal". Imagine a combination of J2EE and Flash. Democracy is the industry leader of short-term macro-clicks-and-mortar e-tailers. We will leverage the capacity of experiences to engineer. Our functionality is second to none, but our user-defined mindshare and newbie-proof configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We will augment our power to aggregate without devaluing our capacity to whiteboard. What does it really mean to benchmark "compellingly"? We will deploy the jargon-based term "killer". It comes off as confusing, but it's accurate! Think micro-value-added, value-added. Think one-to-one. If all of this comes off as mixed-up to you, that's because it is!