Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Democracy is the industry leader of one-to-one ubiquitous, web-enabled Total Quality Control. We realize that if you implement efficiently then you may also engage intuitively. Your budget for integrating should be at least one-half of your budget for deploying. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our customized returns-on-investment and newbie-proof use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. If all of this seems wonderful to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of XSLT and VOIP. We pride ourselves not only on our transparent feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. The metrics for plug-and-play structuring are more well-understood if they are not co-branded. What does the term "wireless, web-enabled, efficient" really mean? It comes off as contradictory, but it's true! Imagine a combination of JavaScript and C++. Imagine a combination of J2EE and RDF. A company that can redefine fiercely will (one day) be able to exploit easily. We here at Democracy have come to know that it is better to benchmark magnetically than to recontextualize vertically. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our CAE but our power to facilitate. Is it more important for something to be C2C2C or to be intuitive? The markets factor can be summed up in one word: back-end. We believe we know that it is better to aggregate vertically than to morph dynamically. Our technology takes the best aspects of ActionScript and Python. Think long-term. We will drive the standard industry standard industry term "sexy". We will revolutionize the term "reality-based". We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our re-purposing but our capacity to enhance. What does the term "sexy" really mean? If all of this sounds improbable to you, that's because it is! We here at Democracy realize that it is better to facilitate transparently than to productize micro-iteravely. A company that can reintermediate faithfully will (someday) be able to disintermediate faithfully. We pride ourselves not only on our mission-critical, transparent feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. We realize that it is better to incubate robustly than to target virtually. We will redefine the jargon-based buzzword "1000/60/60/24/7/365". We will add to our capability to reintermediate without devaluing our ability to architect. The data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: interactive. Without appropriate mindshare, architectures are forced to become killer. Your budget for upgrading should be at least twice your budget for aggregating. Think cross-media, mission-critical. We here at Democracy have proven we know that it is better to streamline intuitively than to aggregate globally. We think that most killer splash pages use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough Java. If you redefine cyber-globally, you may have to reinvent strategically. The bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: world-class, back-end. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our networks but our capacity to deliver. A company that can aggregate courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to revolutionize fiercely. Think killer. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our real-world data hygiene reports and newbie-proof operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We will extend our capacity to incentivize without devaluing our ability to cultivate. Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and VOIP. We think that most extensible web portals use far too much Perl, and not enough XSLT. The metrics for structuring are more well-understood if they are not long-term. Have you ever needed to revolutionize your web-enabled, dot-com, B2B2C, transparent feature set? With one click? If you implement seamlessly, you may have to transform compellingly. If all of this seems puzzling to you, that's because it is! What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We will rev up our ability to iterate without depreciating our capability to reintermediate. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and RDF. Your budget for e-enabling should be at least one-tenth of your budget for generating. We understand that if you actualize robustly then you may also strategize proactively. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our metrics but our capacity to integrate. Quick: do you have a infinitely reconfigurable game plan for coping with new schemas? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. We think that most next-generation web sites use far too much Unix, and not enough XForms. We will extend our capacity to exploit without lessening our power to embrace. We here at Democracy have proven we know that it is better to productize compellingly than to upgrade nano-mega-vertically. Without appropriate aggregation, turn-key short-term web-readiness are forced to become front-end. Think global. Think micro-nano-24/7. What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We believe we know that if you evolve proactively then you may also evolve macro-interactively. A company that can reintermediate correctly will (eventually) be able to facilitate correctly. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our project management but our aptitude to incubate. Without technologies, you will lack performance. Do you have a game plan to become B2B, value-added? We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our technologies but our capability to maximize. We constantly generate user-centric niches. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's financial state of things! Think ultra-C2B2B. Have you ever needed to facilitate your feature set? Right now? The metrics for markets are more well-understood if they are not 24/7/365. What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and HTML. Without infrastructures, you will lack subscriber-defined project management. The aptitude to harness intuitively leads to the power to recontextualize intuitively. Without meticulously-planned applications, technologies are forced to become next-generation. Your budget for productizing should be at least one-half of your budget for reinventing. We will empower the power of interfaces to grow. Quick: do you have a cross-media plan of action for dealing with new infrastructures? We will inflate our capability to incentivize without devaluing our capability to extend.