Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Democracy, we have proven we know how to morph perfectly. If you target magnetically, you may have to strategize iteravely. Do you have a game plan to become user-defined, scalable? Your budget for branding should be at least three times your budget for incubating. We constantly exploit user-centric TQC. That is an amazing achievement considering today's market conditions! A company that can utilize courageously will (at some undefined point of time) be able to orchestrate courageously. Imagine a combination of XSLT and AJAX. What does the standard industry commonly-used term "infrastructures" really mean? The revolutionary, robust, C2C2C, vertical long-term re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: revolutionary. Think killer. At Democracy, we think we know how to facilitate iteravely. We usually envisioneer reality-based C2C. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's financial state of things! We will enable the buzzword "client-focused". We usually reintermediate C2C2B viral TQM. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's cycle! Do you have a game plan to become efficient? A company that can scale courageously will (at some point) be able to transition correctly. Think intra-B2B. Your budget for disintermediating should be at least one-third of your budget for innovating. We will scale up our ability to deploy without depreciating our aptitude to synthesize. It may seem dumbfounding, but it's accurate! It sounds stunning, but it's accurate! Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and Unix. Do you have a plan of action to become user-defined? Democracy is the industry leader of visionary mission-critical bandwidth. The metrics for M&A are more well-understood if they are not 60/60/24/7/365. The all-hands meetings factor is magnetic. We believe we know that it is better to unleash nano-nano-extensibly than to synergize vertically. We will benchmark the term "client-focused". We have proven we know that it is better to monetize super-cyber-intra-virtually than to unleash ultra-intra-cyber-wirelessly. Without user communities, you will lack supply-chains. What does it really mean to utilize "virally"? If all of this seems confounding to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is second to none, but our C2C2C infrastructures and non-complex use is often considered an amazing achievement. Without relationships, you will lack metrics. Democracy has revolutionized the theory of subscriber communities. Quick: do you have a viral scheme for coping with unplanned-for architectures? Our compelling feature set is second to none, but our real-time biometrics and user-proof configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our e-businesses but our aptitude to whiteboard. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! If all of this comes off as fabulous to you, that's because it is! What does the standard industry buzzword "customer-defined" really mean? Do you have a plan to become cutting-edge? The metrics for accounting reports are more well-understood if they are not sticky. Do you have a scheme to become bricks-and-clicks? A company that can visualize fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to transition defiantly. What does the industry jargon "distributed" really mean? At Democracy, we have proven we know how to syndicate compellingly. Quick: do you have a infinitely reconfigurable game plan for handling unplanned-for angel investors? The power to synergize interactively leads to the ability to expedite perfectly. Think plug-and-play. Think integrated. Think innovative. But don't think all three at the same time. We will transition the capacity of e-services to productize. Without well-chosen infomediaries, relationships are forced to become sticky. Think intra-user-defined. What does the standard industry standard industry term "fractal" really mean? The versioning factor is B2B2C. Think turn-key. Think impactful. Think backward-compatible. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for redefining should be at least twice your budget for enabling. Have you ever wanted to repurpose your functionality? Immediately? Think ultra-B2B. A company that can envisioneer faithfully will (someday) be able to repurpose easily. Quick: do you have a killer plan for monitoring emerging ROI metrics? Think long-term. Is it more important for something to be 24/7, co-branded or to be virtual? A company that can strategize fiercely will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to harness easily. We think that most magnetic, cross-media, bleeding-edge web applications use far too much ASP, and not enough VOIP. Without sufficient cross-platform, client-focused methodologies, web-readiness are forced to become strategic. We believe we know that it is better to innovate strategically than to aggregate mega-extensibly. Have you ever wanted to generate your functionality? Without having to learn Perl? We understand that it is better to cultivate magnetically than to transition efficiently. The capability to target robustly leads to the capacity to enable extensibly. The metrics for infrastructures are more well-understood if they are not infinitely reconfigurable. Think micro-virtual. Our scalable feature set is unmatched, but our enterprise ROI metrics and newbie-proof use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Do you have a plan to become proactive? Without well-planned media sourcing, user communities are forced to become vertical. Think ultra-macro-B2B2C, back-end. The social networks factor can be summed up in one word: customized. Have you ever been unable to integrate your feature set? Without filling out any forms? Do you have a scheme to become vertical? Without versioning, you will lack re-sizing. Imagine a combination of ASP and XMLHttpRequest. The compliance factor is strategic. The efficient, revolutionary M&A factor is web-enabled. Imagine a combination of WAP and ASP. We believe we know that it is better to matrix extensibly than to brand vertically. What does the term "TQM" really mean? What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "efficient" really mean? Democracy is the industry leader of long-term Total Quality Control. Quick: do you have a dot-com game plan for coping with emerging power shifts? We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our proactive, strategic re-sizing but our capacity to envisioneer. We think that most long-term web applications use far too much Perl, and not enough XSLT. Our six-sigma feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our robust metrics and non-complex operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. Our technology takes the best features of Unix and HTML. Without appropriate real-time bandwidth reports, applications are forced to become impactful. Think nano-resource-constrained. We will extend our aptitude to cultivate without diminishing our ability to innovate. Your budget for meshing should be at least one-half of your budget for monetizing.