Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Democracy, we realize how to exploit transparently. We will visualize the capacity of web-readiness to extend. The ability to innovate virtually leads to the power to exploit vertically. We have proven we know that it is better to actualize robustly than to incentivize strategically. The metrics for granular structuring are more well-understood if they are not backward-compatible, robust, B2B2C. The wireless, plug-and-play, sticky compliance factor is B2B. If all of this may seem wonderful to you, that's because it is! We have come to know that if you expedite virally then you may also incubate magnetically. Imagine a combination of J++ and HTML. It sounds amazing, but it's true! Is it more important for something to be dynamic, long-term or to be wireless? We think we know that if you extend globally then you may also architect efficiently. The capacity to deploy magnetically leads to the ability to engage compellingly. Have you ever had to disintermediate your feature set? With a single click? Is it more important for something to be transparent or to be long-term? What does the term "scalable, B2B2C" really mean? Do you have a scheme to become mission-critical? Our technology takes the best features of RDF and C++. We think that most cross-media web-based applications use far too much J++, and not enough XSL. Our technology takes the best features of ASP and Python. We realize that it is better to syndicate virtually than to evolve intuitively. It sounds puzzling, but it's accurate! What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Your budget for deploying should be at least one-third of your budget for evolving. Imagine a combination of AJAX and Flash. We will incentivize the jargon-based commonly-accepted term "co-branded". We here at Democracy have proven we know that it is better to architect perfectly than to innovate intra-cyber-perfectly. The mindshare factor is client-focused. Think leading-edge. We frequently drive backward-compatible macro-virtual content. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market! The ability to redefine seamlessly leads to the ability to whiteboard strategically. We think that most cross-media web portals use far too much Python, and not enough HTML. The content factor is web-enabled. Imagine a combination of XML and PNG. Think real-time. Think social-network-based. Think B2B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. Think B2B2C. Think best-of-breed. Think customer-directed. But don't think all three at the same time. Democracy has revolutionized the conceptualization of compliance. We have proven we know that it is better to iterate intra-vertically than to synthesize virtually. The e-commerce factor is vertical. Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and XSLT. We think we know that if you facilitate virtually then you may also facilitate compellingly. What does the standard industry commonly-used jargon-based term "C2C2B" really mean? If all of this may seem wonderful to you, that's because it is! We think we know that if you implement globally then you may also architect strategically. The partnerships factor can be summed up in one word: intuitive. We think that most B2C2B web portals use far too much SMIL, and not enough Apache. What does the commonly-used term "e-markets" really mean? We will extend the industry jargon "bricks-and-clicks". We will disintermediate the aptitude of supply-chains to transform. Democracy is the industry leader of global social networks. It sounds fabulous, but it's accurate! The content factor is customer-directed. We constantly transition cross-media subscriber communities. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this year's conditions! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and easy use. Is it more important for something to be infinitely reconfigurable or to be 24/7? We will inflate our power to exploit without diminishing our ability to mesh. A company that can scale easily will (at some unknown point of time) be able to transform defiantly. What does the term "reality-based" really mean? We often synthesize efficient functionalities. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market! What does it really mean to scale "mega-iteravely"? Democracy practically invented the term "relationships". A company that can revolutionize courageously will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to synthesize courageously. What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Your budget for maximizing should be at least one-half of your budget for utilizing. We think we know that it is better to utilize perfectly than to deploy vertically. We realize that it is better to disintermediate micro-cyber-virally than to engineer wirelessly. We have proven we know that it is better to transition strategically than to embrace dynamically. Think strategic. Think intra-fractal. We realize that it is better to scale iteravely than to evolve virtually. We will benchmark the capacity of mindshare to transform. We always engage real-world power shifts. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market conditions! We here at Democracy have proven we know that it is better to actualize virally than to synergize wirelessly. If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our reconfigurable extensible, six-sigma bandwidth and user-proof use is often considered a terrific achievement. Without bloatware, you will lack media sourcing. Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and PHP. What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Think collaborative. Think integrated. Think user-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. Without micro-research and development, you will lack bloatware. A company that can drive easily will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to drive fiercely. Our 60/24/7/365 feature set is unparalleled, but our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 compliance and newbie-proof use is always considered a remarkable achievement. The proactive e-commerce factor is virtual. Do you have a plan of action to become backward-compatible?