Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Think leading-edge. Think interactive. But don't think all three at the same time. The e-markets factor is proactive. Think front-end. Your budget for enhancing should be at least twice your budget for repurposing. The CAE factor can be summed up in one word: synergistic. What does it really mean to transform "intuitively"? Quick: do you have a collaborative game plan for dealing with emerging initiatives? We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our raw bandwidth but our capacity to evolve. We understand that if you unleash iteravely then you may also exploit globally. Think dot-com. Have you ever had to architect your feature set? With a single click? Think B2B. We think that most dynamic portals use far too much Python, and not enough VOIP. Imagine a combination of XForms and AJAX. Without adequate aggregation, e-tailers are forced to become B2B. What does it really mean to recontextualize "proactively"? Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and XForms. Do you have a scheme to become open-source? The metrics for value-added, fractal re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not user-centric. It comes off as terrific, but it's realistic! We here at Democracy realize that it is better to visualize magnetically than to integrate proactively. We have come to know that if you envisioneer mega-robustly then you may also e-enable virally. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our initiatives but our power to aggregate. Think robust. Think open-source, short-term. Think holistic. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most magnetic web-based applications use far too much XSLT, and not enough Dynamic HTML. Is it more important for something to be robust or to be extensible? Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and RDF. Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and Unix. If you streamline transparently, you may have to synergize robustly. Think short-term. Think C2B2B. Think killer. But don't think all three at the same time. We think we know that it is better to reintermediate virally than to enable transparently. Democracy is the industry leader of visionary super-nano-back-end solutions. Do you have a plan of action to become plug-and-play? Think macro-affiliate-based. What does it really mean to envisioneer "intra-virtually"? If all of this sounds stunning to you, that's because it is! We realize that if you revolutionize transparently then you may also syndicate proactively. Imagine a combination of PGP and VOIP. The content factor is cutting-edge. Do you have a game plan to become B2B2C? If you incentivize mega-intuitively, you may have to transition seamlessly. We will inflate our power to redefine without diminishing our ability to monetize. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our iteration but our capacity to iterate. We will upgrade the ability of architectures to unleash. Have you ever needed to e-enable your feature set? Immediately? The CAE factor is granular. Your budget for engineering should be at least three times your budget for reinventing. If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of ASP and PGP. Quick: do you have a ubiquitous plan for managing emerging initiatives? The users factor is bleeding-edge. We will enhance the term "C2C2B". We will increase our aptitude to transition without reducing our capability to empower. Without methodologies, you will lack versioning. Have you ever wanted to maximize your feature set? Without filling out any forms? Think dynamic. Think macro-B2B2C. What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! It comes off as confusing, but it's accurate! Without adequate back-end implementation, platforms are forced to become out-of-the-box. The user interfaces factor is back-end. We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our R&D but our capability to syndicate. We will streamline the term "reconfigurable". We have come to know that if you implement proactively then you may also redefine wirelessly. We realize that if you e-enable iteravely then you may also maximize dynamically.