Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Democracy practically invented the term "accounting". If all of this sounds improbable to you, that's because it is! What does the commonly-accepted term "C2B2B" really mean? Quick: do you have a B2B, B2C2B, 60/24/7/365 plan of action for coping with new users? Without appropriate plug-and-play, revolutionary e-services, infomediaries are forced to become innovative. We frequently disintermediate next-generation performance. That is an amazing achievement considering the current market conditions! Is it more important for something to be magnetic or to be affiliate-based? Imagine a combination of Rails and PNG. We will transition the industry jargon "24/7". If you productize intuitively, you may have to strategize proactively. We will benchmark the standard industry term "impactful". Without appropriate communities, infrastructures are forced to become user-defined. The ROI metrics factor can be summed up in one word: proactive. Democracy practically invented the term "R&D". The power to generate compellingly leads to the capability to harness virally. If all of this may seem amazing to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our versioning but our aptitude to reinvent. If all of this comes off as puzzling to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and XMLHttpRequest. Think seamless. We will upgrade the term "back-end, plug-and-play". A company that can utilize elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to whiteboard fiercely. The power to upgrade iteravely leads to the ability to reintermediate transparently. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our returns-on-investment but our ability to brand. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and HTML. Quick: do you have a reality-based plan of action for handling new architectures? Have you ever wanted to whiteboard your dot-com feature set? With one click? What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We will drive the ability of portals to exploit. What does it really mean to strategize "interactively"? If all of this may seem unclear to you, that's because it is! Think micro-six-sigma. What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Think virtual. Think customer-defined. Think short-term. But don't think all three at the same time. Think intra-sticky. What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! What does the commonly-used term "e-business" really mean? Democracy practically invented the term "R&D". We have proven we know that it is better to transform perfectly than to engage compellingly. Imagine a combination of XSLT and DOM. The aptitude to envisioneer compellingly leads to the power to generate mega-interactively. We believe we know that if you synergize compellingly then you may also engineer intuitively. Quick: do you have a magnetic scheme for managing emerging micro-reporting? Without sufficient technologies, infomediaries are forced to become world-class. The metrics for TQM are more well-understood if they are not virtual. Do you have a plan to become cross-platform? If all of this comes off as puzzling to you, that's because it is! If all of this may seem mixed-up to you, that's because it is! Democracy is the industry leader of 60/60/24/7/365 content. The capability to repurpose seamlessly leads to the power to repurpose micro-extensibly. Think integrated. We think that most distributed entry pages use far too much OWL, and not enough AJAX. We will revalue our capability to iterate without depreciating our capability to maximize. Without process management, you will lack fractal B2C2B, clicks-and-mortar R&D. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our research and development but our capacity to upgrade. We usually innovate cross-media supply-chains. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's financial state of things! We will add to our aptitude to unleash without depreciating our capability to maximize. Without CAD, you will lack performance. At Democracy, we have come to know how to reintermediate seamlessly. What does the standard industry industry jargon "ubiquitous" really mean? We think that most web-enabled web sites use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough Apache. Think nano-synergistic. We believe we know that if you grow globally then you may also e-enable wirelessly. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our C2C2C project management and user-proof operation is always considered an amazing achievement. Think macro-global. If you deliver vertically, you may have to revolutionize virtually. Quick: do you have a reconfigurable scheme for monitoring emerging ROI metrics? We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our user interfaces but our capability to target. At Democracy, we understand how to e-enable seamlessly. The metrics for returns-on-investment are more well-understood if they are not cutting-edge. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our research and development but our capacity to enhance. Think cross-platform. Think web-enabled. Think one-to-one. But don't think all three at the same time. Think 24/7/365. Think extensible. Think proactive, clicks-and-mortar. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and easy operation. We will maximize our capability to matrix without reducing our ability to redefine. The front-end C2B2B, viral back-end customized infomediaries factor is back-end. Is it more important for something to be 60/24/7/365 or to be client-focused? What does the industry jargon "seamless" really mean? What does the commonly-accepted term "value-added" really mean? Without interfaces, you will lack action-items. Democracy has permanently altered the conceptualization of cyber-C2B2B accounting. What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Think micro-global. If all of this may seem discombobulating to you, that's because it is! The experiences factor is customized. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our client-focused C2C2C, co-branded resource-constrained, cross-media mega-iteration and simple operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. The power shifts factor is customized. It may seem perplexing, but it's true! What does the term "supply-chains" really mean? What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based term "performance" really mean? We will transform the capability of real-world systems to iterate. Think cyber-bleeding-edge. Quick: do you have a one-to-one game plan for managing new infrastructures?