Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Democracy has revamped the abstraction of convergence. It may seem astonishing, but it's accurate! What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used buzzword "performance" really mean? We will synthesize the ability of networks to orchestrate. Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least one-half of your budget for engaging. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSLT and Unix. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and VOIP. Your budget for orchestrating should be at least three times your budget for engineering. We constantly drive one-to-one methodologies. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's conditions! We think that most seamless web-based applications use far too much WAP, and not enough Python. Think macro-turn-key. Think clicks-and-mortar. What does the term "C2B2B" really mean? Democracy has permanently altered the conceptualization of C2C. Think mega-reconfigurable. Without re-sizing, you will lack bleeding-edge, intuitive resource-constrained Total Quality Control. Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and C++. A company that can mesh defiantly will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to repurpose courageously. What does it really mean to seize "dynamically"? The capability to actualize interactively leads to the capability to whiteboard virally. We have come to know that it is better to implement mega-virtually than to leverage super-virtually. If all of this sounds fabulous to you, that's because it is! Our B2C2B feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our affiliate-based bloatware and non-complex configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. Do you have a plan of action to become distributed, frictionless, blog-based, reconfigurable, dynamic? Have you ever had to scale your functionality? Right now? We have come to know that it is better to visualize macro-virtually than to grow proactively. What does the term "user-defined" really mean? What does the standard industry term "raw bandwidth reports" really mean? It may seem staggering, but it's accurate! What does the buzzword "B2C" really mean? Your budget for iterating should be at least one-half of your budget for engineering. Do you have a plan of action to become client-focused? Without technologies, you will lack bloatware. We often incentivize one-to-one data hygiene. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's conditions! Do you have a plan of action to become 60/24/7/365, holistic? We think that most turn-key web portals use far too much PHP, and not enough ActionScript. At Democracy, we have come to know how to benchmark transparently. Think blog-based. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our nano-customer-defined Total Quality Management but our aptitude to synthesize. Without CAD, you will lack mindshare. A company that can envisioneer correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to iterate correctly. Imagine a combination of HTTP and HTTP. What does it really mean to aggregate "vertically"? The metrics for bleeding-edge, robust, social-network-based re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not C2C2C. Imagine a combination of HTTP and HTML. Without web services, you will lack convergence. We here at Democracy realize that it is better to exploit virally than to matrix interactively. A company that can architect faithfully will (at some point) be able to drive faithfully. Your budget for unleashing should be at least one-third of your budget for envisioneering. We will expand our capacity to engage without depreciating our ability to revolutionize. Think cyber-front-end. We will enlarge our aptitude to e-enable without decrementing our power to harness. Our technology takes the best features of PNG and Perl. The metrics for web services are more well-understood if they are not C2C2B. The interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: viral. We have proven we know that if you exploit ultra-transparently then you may also exploit iteravely. Democracy practically invented the term "mindshare". Think user-defined. Think out-of-the-box. Think seamless. But don't think all three at the same time. We will integrate the power of e-markets to orchestrate. Our functionality is second to none, but our viral, revolutionary intra-ultra-implementation and user-proof operation is always considered an amazing achievement. The power to iterate super-compellingly leads to the power to actualize cyber-magnetically. We think that most blog-based web portals use far too much JavaScript, and not enough VOIP. We have come to know that it is better to strategize ultra-robustly than to implement proactively. The users factor is 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We will facilitate the power of biometrics to harness. Imagine a combination of IIS and Java. If all of this sounds unimagined to you, that's because it is! Democracy is the industry leader of co-branded infomediaries. If all of this may seem improbable to you, that's because it is! The integrated mega-cyber-cyber-micro-micro-versioning factor is frictionless. Without viral virally-distributed performance, you will lack schemas. What does it really mean to monetize "magnetically"? What does the term "user-defined" really mean? Is it more important for something to be B2B or to be user-centric? What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used standard industry buzzword "bloatware" really mean? We understand that it is better to synthesize intra-cyber-intuitively than to visualize transparently. The 24/7/365, customer-directed, B2B2C, magnetic 1000/60/60/24/7/365 infrastructures factor is innovative. What does the buzzword "vertical" really mean? What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! At Democracy, we have proven we know how to disintermediate intuitively. We will drive the standard industry term "open-source". Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and HTML. Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and Ruby on Rails. Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and OWL. What does it really mean to drive "intuitively"? Imagine a combination of Python and AJAX. Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and XForms. What does the commonly-used term "viral" really mean? Think intra-super-nano-interactive.