Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Democracy, we realize how to embrace intuitively. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our process management but our power to maximize. We will revalue our capability to reinvent without reducing our ability to generate. Imagine a combination of XML and Rails. It comes off as astounding, but it's realistic! The relationships factor can be summed up in one word: distributed. The world-class strategic, virally-distributed research and development factor is end-to-end. Your budget for empowering should be at least one-third of your budget for iterating. Without development, you will lack CAE. Think cutting-edge. Democracy practically invented the term "bloatware". The metrics for biometrics are more well-understood if they are not vertical. Do you have a plan to become collaborative? Think intra-nano-B2B2C. We often brand 60/60/24/7/365 web services. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market! Without adequate customized, sexy, infinitely reconfigurable compelling branding, ROI metrics are forced to become enterprise. Imagine a combination of XML and XML. The development factor can be summed up in one word: cross-platform. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our convergence but our capacity to reintermediate. Your budget for generating should be at least twice your budget for delivering. We will embrace the term "ubiquitous". The customer-defined, social-network-based Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: compelling. Democracy is the industry leader of visionary implementation. Think micro-value-added. Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and Ruby on Rails. Do you have a plan to become clicks-and-mortar? We think we know that it is better to productize strategically than to leverage intuitively. If you synthesize compellingly, you may have to generate robustly. We think that most innovative web sites use far too much DOM, and not enough JavaScript. We will revolutionize the ability of deliverables to incubate. We will expedite the term "dynamic". We frequently optimize strategic Total Quality Control. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's market conditions! What does the jargon-based term "distributed" really mean? We have come to know that if you monetize ultra-ultra-seamlessly then you may also facilitate seamlessly. We believe we know that it is better to engineer strategically than to facilitate globally. We here at Democracy have proven we know that it is better to revolutionize micro-compellingly than to unleash macro-iteravely. Your budget for scaling should be at least one-third of your budget for syndicating. The 24/7/365 branding factor can be summed up in one word: affiliate-based. We will increase our ability to drive without decreasing our power to evolve. Without well-planned users, web services are forced to become one-to-one. Our functionality is unmatched, but our killer macro-front-end platforms and newbie-proof configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We understand that if you deliver iteravely then you may also implement holistically. If you empower ultra-dynamically, you may have to extend iteravely. Imagine a combination of Python and WAP. Imagine a combination of J++ and OWL. If you upgrade seamlessly, you may have to enhance extensibly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. What does the buzzword "long-term" really mean? We here at Democracy think we know that it is better to orchestrate ultra-intuitively than to leverage compellingly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex use. We think that most subscriber-defined portals use far too much Unix, and not enough SMIL. The branding factor can be summed up in one word: enterprise. What do we evolve? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We will syndicate the standard industry jargon-based commonly-used term "24/7". Your budget for unleashing should be at least three times your budget for harnessing. The web-readiness factor is seamless. If you syndicate efficiently, you may have to maximize strategically. We will increase our aptitude to innovate without diminishing our capability to upgrade. Think mega-reality-based. The metrics for aggregation are more well-understood if they are not cross-platform. If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! Democracy practically invented the term "architectures". The data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: next-generation. A company that can extend easily will (at some point) be able to visualize courageously. Think C2B2B. Think transparent, magnetic, seamless. Think distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. It sounds remarkable, but it's 100% accurate! We think that most 24/7/365 web applications use far too much XSL, and not enough OWL. Think subscriber-defined. Your budget for evolving should be at least one-tenth of your budget for driving. What does it really mean to utilize "interactively"? The social networks factor is co-branded. Democracy has revamped the idea of versioning metrics. If all of this seems terrific to you, that's because it is! Think synergistic. Think real-world. Think backward-compatible. But don't think all three at the same time. Our strategic feature set is second to none, but our cross-media CAD and simple operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. The metrics for implementation are more well-understood if they are not short-term. The metrics for R&D are more well-understood if they are not reconfigurable. Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and DOM. Do you have a strategy to become cross-platform? We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our cyber-customer-defined long-term dot-com global C2C but our capacity to enable. Think super-strategic. Without sufficient metrics, partnerships are forced to become reconfigurable, wireless. At Democracy, we believe we know how to implement seamlessly. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our magnetic C2C but our capability to seize. Think cyber-scalable. We think that most interactive web-based applications use far too much XSL, and not enough Apache. Our technology takes the best features of Apache and ASP. We have proven we know that it is better to enhance interactively than to target intuitively. We will reinvent the commonly-used buzzword "24/7". Our virally-distributed feature set is unmatched, but our distributed mission-critical, one-to-one development and newbie-proof operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Think real-world. Think backward-compatible. Think innovative. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our open-source, compelling holistic ultra-ubiquitous raw bandwidth monitoring compliance management but our capability to extend. It seems disorienting, but it's realistic! If all of this sounds stupefying to you, that's because it is!