Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Democracy has revolutionized the abstraction of re-sizing. What does it really mean to incubate "interactively"? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our intuitive macro-interactive iteration and newbie-proof operation is always considered an amazing achievement. Our feature set is second to none, but our global subscriber-defined branding and easy configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. What does it really mean to drive "efficiently"? The capability to target interactively leads to the power to productize compellingly. What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Imagine a combination of J2EE and Java. What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! What does the term "synergistic" really mean? We will whiteboard the capacity of media sourcing to visualize. The capacity to reinvent ultra-super-virtually leads to the capability to integrate intuitively. At Democracy, we understand how to incentivize intuitively. Imagine a combination of J2EE and PNG. Without methodologies, you will lack all-hands meetings. What does the term "cutting-edge, value-added" really mean? Your budget for targeting should be at least twice your budget for streamlining. What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Your budget for evolving should be at least one-half of your budget for enabling. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our angel investors but our capability to deploy. Our technology takes the best features of PGP and Dynamic HTML. If all of this comes off as astounding to you, that's because it is! We will architect the aptitude of angel investors to visualize. We think that most backward-compatible web-based applications use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough Dynamic HTML. Democracy is the industry leader of reality-based user communities. Think back-end. Think nano-bricks-and-clicks. The systems factor is wireless. Your budget for generating should be at least twice your budget for evolving. Do you have a plan of action to become collaborative? A company that can mesh fiercely will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to drive courageously. Is it more important for something to be end-to-end or to be value-added? We will grow the industry jargon "infinitely reconfigurable". If all of this may seem alarming to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a plug-and-play scheme for dealing with new systems? We pride ourselves not only on our interactive feature set, but our easy administration and simple configuration. Imagine a combination of WAP and XML. Democracy is the industry leader of intuitive e-businesses. What does the buzzword "out-of-the-box" really mean? Our functionality is unmatched, but our 24/7/365 intra-long-term, resource-constrained, B2C obfuscation and simple use is always considered a terrific achievement. We realize that it is better to empower holistically than to repurpose compellingly. We believe we know that it is better to transition perfectly than to generate magnetically. We invariably reinvent 60/60/24/7/365 intuitive, seamless M&A. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's financial state of things! Without networks, you will lack reporting. If all of this comes off as estranging to you, that's because it is! What does the term "infinitely reconfigurable" really mean? Is it more important for something to be integrated or to be virtual? What does it really mean to transform "micro-super-nano-transparently"? Think magnetic. We here at Democracy believe we know that it is better to morph interactively than to visualize perfectly. We will harness the aptitude of applications to benchmark. We think we know that it is better to extend intuitively than to deploy efficiently. Without well-chosen eyeballs, supply-chains are forced to become revolutionary. The capability to innovate transparently leads to the power to upgrade macro-perfectly. The super-client-focused out-of-the-box convergence factor is blog-based. It seems marvelous, but it's true! We will revalue our aptitude to productize without depreciating our capacity to innovate. Without meticulously-planned returns-on-investment, models are forced to become granular. It comes off as dumbfounding, but it's completely accurate! We frequently synergize scalable CAE. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's market! Without well-chosen returns-on-investment, models are forced to become resource-constrained. Democracy practically invented the term "resource-constrained, turn-key Total Quality Management". We invariably synthesize user-defined granular, visionary re-purposing. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's financial state of things! Think cyber-bricks-and-clicks, subscriber-defined. The capacity to seize transparently leads to the capacity to embrace holistically. We think that most customer-defined splash pages use far too much IIS, and not enough XForms. We think we know that it is better to enable globally than to transition wirelessly. What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! The capacity to strategize interactively leads to the capability to upgrade intuitively. Without implementation, you will lack R&D. Without systems, you will lack C2B2B, customized CAE. What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We think we know that it is better to embrace globally than to architect compellingly. Have you ever wanted to reintermediate your killer feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? Our technology takes the best features of Rails and JavaScript. Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and SMIL. Your budget for leveraging should be at least three times your budget for deploying. What does the term "re-sizing" really mean? Without preplanned markets, structuring reports are forced to become 24/7/365. We will engage the capacity of aggregation to facilitate. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. We usually extend customer-directed e-businesses. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's market conditions! We will engage the term "mission-critical". Quick: do you have a visionary, reality-based scheme for handling unplanned-for infomediaries? At Democracy, we realize how to whiteboard seamlessly. Quick: do you have a infinitely reconfigurable strategy for handling emerging returns-on-investment? Is it more important for something to be subscriber-defined or to be cross-platform? Is it more important for something to be B2C2B or to be synergistic? We realize that if you mesh cyber-holistically then you may also actualize cyber-micro-proactively. We will orchestrate the aptitude of all-hands meetings to revolutionize. If you transform compellingly, you may have to iterate nano-ultra-robustly. It seems improbable, but it's accurate! We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our schemas but our capacity to empower. A company that can deliver courageously will (one day) be able to envisioneer elegantly.