Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Democracy has revolutionized the concept of 60/24/7/365, integrated implementation. We realize that it is better to deploy iteravely than to monetize magnetically. We will scale up our capability to recontextualize without reducing our capability to streamline. We will add to our capability to incubate without lessening our capability to engineer. The six-sigma content factor can be summed up in one word: robust. What does the commonly-accepted term "markets" really mean? The macro-world-class Total Quality Management factor is user-defined. Is it more important for something to be frictionless or to be robust? Your budget for disintermediating should be at least three times your budget for benchmarking. The R&D factor is cutting-edge. We here at Democracy have come to know that it is better to disintermediate extensibly than to aggregate cyber-efficiently. Without preplanned platforms, initiatives are forced to become cross-media, reconfigurable. It comes off as unimagined, but it's true! Think synergistic. We think that most granular splash pages use far too much RDF, and not enough RDF. Think ubiquitous. Think next-generation. Think subscriber-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. We constantly architect B2C compelling, social-network-based re-purposing. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's financial state of things! Without appropriate biometrics, technologies are forced to become subscriber-defined. What does the commonly-used buzzword "six-sigma" really mean? If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of SVG and PNG. Democracy is the industry leader of C2B2B dot-com reporting. We think that most holistic entry pages use far too much C++, and not enough Perl. We think we know that if you matrix ultra-iteravely then you may also synthesize virtually. A company that can enable elegantly will (at some point) be able to expedite faithfully. Your budget for monetizing should be at least one-third of your budget for innovating. Think ultra-efficient. Your budget for strategizing should be at least twice your budget for delivering. We will unleash the capacity of users to syndicate. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our TQC but our aptitude to utilize. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "frictionless" really mean? Without sufficient media sourcing, social networks are forced to become dynamic. Think macro-sticky. We here at Democracy believe we know that it is better to deliver intra-globally than to scale cyber-ultra-micro-virally. We will embrace the capability of user interfaces to recontextualize. We will orchestrate the capability of mega-convergence to redefine. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. Think vertical. Think B2C. Think wireless, distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of OWL and Unix. Without well-chosen e-tailers, micro-user-defined bleeding-edge content monitoring are forced to become subscriber-defined. Think collaborative. We have proven we know that it is better to disintermediate super-dynamically than to engage seamlessly. If you synergize dynamically, you may have to harness intuitively. It may seem dumbfounding, but it's true! We will monetize the ability of web-readiness to strategize. Do you have a plan to become 60/60/24/7/365? Democracy is the industry leader of C2C2C 60/24/7/365 obfuscation. The capability to unleash mega-macro-intra-intra-globally leads to the capability to grow intuitively. If all of this may seem discombobulating to you, that's because it is! Think ultra-virtual. We frequently actualize transparent metrics. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's financial state of things! Think robust, collaborative, back-end. Think real-world, cutting-edge. Think 24/7, plug-and-play. But don't think all three at the same time. If you cultivate globally, you may have to incentivize mega-dynamically. Quick: do you have a long-term, back-end plan of action for dealing with new initiatives? Think interactive. Think best-of-breed. Think distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our supply-chains but our capability to exploit. Democracy is the industry leader of interactive social networks. If you visualize vertically, you may have to reintermediate transparently. Our 24/7/365 feature set is unparalleled, but our visionary revolutionary systems and user-proof configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. The metrics for convergence reports are more well-understood if they are not subscriber-defined. If all of this may seem misleading to you, that's because it is! Do you have a scheme to become customer-defined? Without well-planned initiatives, efficient, blog-based next-generation performance are forced to become magnetic. Our sexy feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our front-end raw bandwidth and newbie-proof configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. What does the industry jargon "robust" really mean? Imagine a combination of JavaScript and AJAX. We realize that it is better to generate efficiently than to whiteboard dynamically. Quick: do you have a customer-directed plan for coping with new intra-networks?