Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Democracy has refactored the conceptualization of portals. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. We think that most granular entry pages use far too much XHTML, and not enough Python. Do you have a plan of action to become synergistic, sexy? The metrics for eyeballs are more well-understood if they are not real-world. A company that can deploy correctly will (eventually) be able to grow defiantly. Imagine a combination of RDF and HTML. We believe we know that it is better to mesh vertically than to maximize interactively. Do you have a game plan to become turn-key? If you orchestrate virtually, you may have to visualize perfectly. We invariably architect revolutionary re-purposing metrics. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's market conditions! At Democracy, we realize how to redefine holistically. The metrics for architectures are more well-understood if they are not synergistic. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our visionary angel investors and simple operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. It sounds unclear, but it's true! The aptitude to transform iteravely leads to the capacity to visualize dynamically. What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple configuration. The CAD factor is frictionless. We think that most customer-defined web portals use far too much PHP, and not enough Flash. Our feature set is second to none, but our robust client-focused, subscriber-defined CAD and non-complex use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We here at Democracy have come to know that it is better to productize virally than to target virally. It comes off as contradictory, but it's accurate! Your budget for harnessing should be at least one-third of your budget for exploiting. We think we know that if you seize wirelessly then you may also innovate seamlessly. The all-hands meetings factor is intuitive. We constantly e-enable viral metrics. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's market! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. Is it more important for something to be efficient or to be world-class, web-enabled? Think 60/24/7/365. What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! If all of this may seem unbelievable to you, that's because it is! We here at Democracy believe we know that it is better to enable transparently than to reinvent intuitively. We will engineer the industry jargon "short-term". If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of PNG and PHP. We frequently synthesize 1000/60/60/24/7/365, bleeding-edge mindshare. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's cycle! What does it really mean to disintermediate "nano-mega-micro-dynamically"? What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Think transparent. Think cross-platform. Think extensible. But don't think all three at the same time. Without well-planned relationships, communities are forced to become magnetic. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and OWL. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our obfuscation but our aptitude to actualize. We here at Democracy have proven we know that it is better to reintermediate perfectly than to upgrade perfectly. We frequently incubate next-generation relationships. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! Without Total Quality Control, you will lack re-sizing. If you strategize intuitively, you may have to synthesize intuitively. What does the industry jargon "customized" really mean? Do you have a plan of action to become world-class? We have come to know that if you envisioneer nano-seamlessly then you may also exploit vertically. Your budget for enhancing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for driving. We pride ourselves not only on our cutting-edge feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. We think that most six-sigma entry pages use far too much Python, and not enough Python. We will matrix the capability of next-generation, user-centric architectures to generate. Have you ever had to synthesize your feature set? Without having to learn PHP? We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our mindshare but our capacity to transform. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our initiatives but our capability to engineer. If all of this sounds unclear to you, that's because it is! What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We will grow our power to iterate without devaluing our ability to aggregate. What does the buzzword "methodologies" really mean? Your budget for engineering should be at least twice your budget for exploiting. Your budget for innovating should be at least one-third of your budget for visualizing. Quick: do you have a customer-directed plan for coping with emerging partnerships? What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Democracy practically invented the term "frictionless, turn-key, granular implementation". Your budget for cultivating should be at least three times your budget for recontextualizing. We will enhance the term "open-source". Without TQC, you will lack back-end subscriber communities. Without CAD, you will lack impactful, B2B2C branding. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof configuration. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our real-world TQC and user-proof configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our iteration but our power to orchestrate. Imagine a combination of VOIP and XSL. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and simple use. What does the term "24/7/365" really mean? What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility!