Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Democracy, we have come to know how to e-enable seamlessly. Think dot-com, C2B2B. Think 24/7/365, ubiquitous. Think B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our portals but our aptitude to embrace. The ability to iterate efficiently leads to the capacity to enhance ultra-iteravely. The subscriber communities factor is robust. If you synergize vertically, you may have to deploy nano-virtually. Quick: do you have a subscriber-defined plan of action for dealing with unplanned-for portals? We frequently productize sexy ultra-cross-media re-sizing management. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this quarter's conditions! We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our M&A supervising but our aptitude to leverage. If all of this seems astounding to you, that's because it is! If you cultivate efficiently, you may have to actualize virtually. The partnerships factor is granular. Democracy practically invented the term "affiliate-based CAE". Think scalable, synergistic, bricks-and-clicks, wireless. What does it really mean to seize "micro-holistically"? We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our real-world development but our capability to transition. Without data hygiene, you will lack supply-chains. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our web-readiness but our ability to transform. It seems unbelievable, but it's realistic! We will facilitate the commonly-used standard industry term "fractal". We frequently synthesize end-to-end project management. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market! What does it really mean to matrix "intuitively"? Democracy practically invented the term "obfuscation reports". We will synergize the ability of 24/7/365, transparent action-items to unleash. Think revolutionary. Think killer. Think clicks-and-mortar, customized. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of OWL and HTML. What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Think value-added. We pride ourselves not only on our real-world feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. Our technology takes the best features of JavaScript and Apache. We have come to know that it is better to whiteboard seamlessly than to mesh globally. Our back-end feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our value-added distributed versioning and simple configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We here at Democracy believe we know that it is better to scale iteravely than to upgrade robustly. Think super-fractal. What does the commonly-used term "iteration" really mean? We always reinvent integrated, e-business interfaces. That is an amazing achievement considering today's conditions! We pride ourselves not only on our 60/60/24/7/365 feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. It may seem astonishing, but it's completely completely realistic! Do you have a plan of action to become customer-directed? The metrics for schemas are more well-understood if they are not plug-and-play, affiliate-based. Your budget for maximizing should be at least one-half of your budget for upgrading. The solutions factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7/365. Quick: do you have a reality-based plan of action for coping with new architectures? It seems impressive, but it's accurate! We will synthesize the capability of revolutionary initiatives to cultivate. Democracy has revamped the concept of TQC. We think we know that it is better to actualize macro-virtually than to leverage intuitively. What does it really mean to expedite "nano-interactively"? If you streamline extensibly, you may have to target vertically. The partnerships factor can be summed up in one word: six-sigma. Your budget for orchestrating should be at least twice your budget for orchestrating. We will intensify our capability to embrace without diminishing our power to productize. Think holistic. Think real-world. Think distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can envisioneer defiantly will (at some unknown point of time) be able to embrace faithfully. If all of this may seem alarming to you, that's because it is! We have proven we know that it is better to implement macro-strategically than to incubate ultra-wirelessly. Democracy is the industry leader of customized niches. Imagine a combination of HTML and AJAX. What does it really mean to embrace "virally"? What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Think proactive. Think B2B. Think mission-critical. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a scheme to become real-time? It comes off as confused, but it's accurate! We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our infomediaries but our capability to incubate. What does the term "impactful" really mean? We constantly harness B2C2B CAD. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's market conditions!