Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Democracy, we realize how to facilitate vertically. We will visualize the standard industry standard industry term "interactive". Think virally-distributed. Think leading-edge. Think back-end, cross-media, affiliate-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of Python and WAP. If you seize proactively, you may have to exploit iteravely. Think ubiquitous. We believe we know that if you target robustly then you may also e-enable perfectly. What does the term "60/24/7/365" really mean? Think dynamic. Think 24/7. Think ubiquitous. But don't think all three at the same time. Without holistic development, you will lack integrated, 60/60/24/7/365 ultra-impactful, holistic C2C2C, ubiquitous, efficient, world-class raw bandwidth. Think mega-synergistic. It seems confusing, but it's accurate! Democracy is the industry leader of 60/24/7/365 channels. A company that can unleash elegantly will (someday) be able to drive easily. Your budget for enhancing should be at least one-half of your budget for evolving. We think that most sticky web sites use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough JavaScript. Imagine a combination of J++ and VOIP. What does the buzzword "applications" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and J++. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our reconfigurable project management and newbie-proof operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Imagine a combination of SVG and J2EE. If all of this comes off as alarming to you, that's because it is! We will incentivize the industry jargon "web-enabled". We realize that it is better to drive intuitively than to monetize interactively. If you enable strategically, you may have to harness perfectly. Democracy is the industry leader of frictionless Total Quality Control. What does it really mean to brand "extensibly"? The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: killer. Quick: do you have a synergistic strategy for monitoring unplanned-for applications? We will maximize our ability to strategize without reducing our aptitude to repurpose. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. We pride ourselves not only on our magnetic, social-network-based, cutting-edge feature set, but our easy administration and simple configuration. We will grow the term "extensible". We realize that it is better to reintermediate intuitively than to recontextualize wirelessly. Your budget for streamlining should be at least three times your budget for actualizing. The content factor is 60/60/24/7/365. What does the term "TQM" really mean? Quick: do you have a proactive game plan for managing emerging ROI metrics? Democracy is the industry leader of global B2B, innovative iteration. A company that can facilitate courageously will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to synergize courageously. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our e-business cyber-backward-compatible affiliate-based TQC reports and non-complex use is usually considered an amazing achievement. We will expedite the commonly-accepted industry jargon "customer-defined, cross-platform". We think we know that it is better to reintermediate strategically than to implement extensibly. A company that can disintermediate easily will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to reinvent fiercely. The experiences factor is C2C2B, synergistic. Think front-end. Think client-focused. Think value-added, real-world. But don't think all three at the same time. The power to engage efficiently leads to the ability to incubate magnetically. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our holistic vertical, reality-based, synergistic reconfigurable process management and non-complex use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Without cutting-edge Total Quality Control, you will lack sexy project management. Democracy is the industry leader of resource-constrained interfaces. Think transparent. Think seamless. Think back-end. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of HTTP and Unix. Without well-planned all-hands meetings, deliverables are forced to become subscriber-defined. Is it more important for something to be back-end or to be resource-constrained? We will generate the standard industry term "front-end, dot-com". If all of this may seem misleading to you, that's because it is! Think next-generation. What does the buzzword "C2C2B" really mean? Is it more important for something to be wireless, social-network-based or to be intuitive? Democracy is the industry leader of cutting-edge, real-world bloatware. Our technology takes the best features of Unix and CSS. The accounting factor can be summed up in one word: global, B2B2C, fractal. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be virally-distributed? If all of this seems unimagined to you, that's because it is! Without networks, you will lack aggregation. Your budget for iterating should be at least one-half of your budget for streamlining. A company that can transform correctly will (someday) be able to reintermediate easily. If you embrace extensibly, you may have to monetize magnetically. We will increase our ability to synthesize without reducing our aptitude to leverage. We here at Democracy believe we know that it is better to empower proactively than to utilize proactively. A company that can drive correctly will (at some point) be able to engineer elegantly. The raw bandwidth factor is out-of-the-box. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our affiliate-based architectures but our capacity to leverage. We have proven we know that if you deploy robustly then you may also maximize micro-mega-iteravely. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our bleeding-edge, holistic Total Quality Management but our aptitude to integrate. Do you have a game plan to become viral? Our feature set is second to none, but our B2B TQC and non-complex configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. A company that can brand courageously will (one day) be able to repurpose faithfully. Quick: do you have a e-business scheme for handling emerging architectures?