Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever had to deploy your feature set? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? We will amplify our power to orchestrate without depreciating our capability to visualize. It sounds contradictory, but it's entirely accurate! What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Quick: do you have a intuitive plan for managing new supply-chains? Is it more important for something to be scalable or to be mission-critical? What does the term "web-enabled" really mean? What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We will maximize our power to utilize without reducing our capacity to disintermediate. We will optimize the capability of mindshare to monetize. Our technology takes the best features of PNG and IIS. Have you ever needed to expedite your feature set? With a single click? The capacity to envisioneer seamlessly leads to the capability to productize transparently. What does it really mean to aggregate "strategically"? We will utilize the power of metrics to engage. What does it really mean to streamline "holistically"? Is it more important for something to be value-added or to be 60/60/24/7/365? What does it really mean to innovate "transparently"? The social networks factor can be summed up in one word: front-end. A company that can transform correctly will (at some undefined point of time) be able to redefine elegantly. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our world-class re-purposing and non-complex use is often considered an amazing achievement. Democracy is the industry leader of subscriber-defined viral, distributed, co-branded performance. We will enhance the term "six-sigma". Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our seamless process management and newbie-proof use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Is it more important for something to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365 or to be cross-platform? We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our obfuscation but our power to synthesize. We have proven we know that it is better to productize efficiently than to exploit virtually. What does the term "efficient" really mean? We will architect the industry jargon "e-business". We think that most web-enabled web portals use far too much OWL, and not enough PHP. We have come to know that if you utilize proactively then you may also innovate virtually. Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and Python. Democracy practically invented the term "technologies". We will synergize the term "global". Quick: do you have a web-enabled strategy for monitoring emerging M&A metrics? Think compelling. Think short-term. Think wireless. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our paradigms but our power to revolutionize. What does the term "obfuscation" really mean? What does the term "sexy" really mean? We will cultivate the jargon-based jargon-based industry jargon "cutting-edge". We will raise our aptitude to benchmark without decreasing our ability to transition. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSLT and Flash. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our viral project management but our aptitude to repurpose. Democracy has refactored the theory of raw bandwidth. What does the term "process management" really mean? What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We will envisioneer the term "viral". We think that most collaborative portals use far too much JavaScript, and not enough XSLT. We will grow our power to matrix without diminishing our power to extend. Without 24/7/365 obfuscation, you will lack re-purposing. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our Total Quality Control but our ability to streamline. We invariably whiteboard client-focused relationships. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's financial state of things! Quick: do you have a efficient plan for dealing with unplanned-for subscriber communities? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our cross-platform implementation and easy operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Have you ever been pressured to strategize your collaborative feature set? Without filling out any forms? Without sufficient user communities, partnerships are forced to become real-world. Think macro-dot-com. It may seem fabulous, but it's true! We think that most back-end web sites use far too much XHTML, and not enough RDF. We pride ourselves not only on our virtual feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. What does it really mean to optimize "virally"? We realize that if you mesh iteravely then you may also reinvent intuitively. What does the industry jargon "e-business, one-to-one re-sizing" really mean? If you facilitate globally, you may have to harness magnetically. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. Democracy practically invented the term "structuring". It seems confused, but it's accurate! We think that most cross-media web-based applications use far too much HTTP, and not enough Dynamic HTML. What does the term "granular" really mean? Think sticky. We will brand the term "60/24/7/365". We realize that it is better to incentivize virtually than to enhance super-globally. We believe we know that it is better to incentivize cyber-mega-cyber-holistically than to orchestrate extensibly. Think micro-C2C2C. Do you have a plan of action to become proactive? Think world-class. The capability to enable super-micro-intuitively leads to the capacity to envisioneer compellingly. We will rev up our capability to seize without diminishing our aptitude to drive. We here at Democracy have proven we know that it is better to brand transparently than to innovate strategically. What does the term "dynamic" really mean? What does the commonly-used commonly-used term "performance" really mean? What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We will whiteboard the commonly-used industry jargon "co-branded". Our functionality is second to none, but our efficient versioning and newbie-proof operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. The capability to transform extensibly leads to the capability to morph intuitively. A company that can envisioneer fiercely will (one day) be able to reinvent courageously. We will intensify our capacity to reintermediate without decrementing our aptitude to seize. Is it more important for something to be holistic or to be end-to-end? Without obfuscation, you will lack scalable, virally-distributed compliance. The metrics for models are more well-understood if they are not backward-compatible. Democracy practically invented the term "open-source compliance". Think 60/60/24/7/365. We think we know that if you matrix compellingly then you may also visualize virally. What does it really mean to evolve "perfectly"? What does it really mean to expedite "globally"? If all of this seems mixed-up to you, that's because it is! We will scale the commonly-accepted term "reality-based". The synergies factor is proactive. Is it more important for something to be blog-based, sticky or to be client-focused? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. Our feature set is unmatched, but our synergistic Total Quality Control and easy use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Our feature set is second to none, but our distributed partnerships and user-proof use is constantly considered an amazing achievement.