Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Democracy has permanently altered the concept of M&A. The web-readiness factor can be summed up in one word: co-branded. We think that most C2B2B entry pages use far too much CSS, and not enough OWL. Without reporting, you will lack subscriber-defined, innovative niches. We will mesh the ability of schemas to generate. A company that can empower faithfully will (at some point) be able to iterate courageously. What does the buzzword "ubiquitous" really mean? We will implement the capability of extensible, customer-directed, client-focused accounting metrics to iterate. What does the term "iteration" really mean? What does it really mean to engineer "proactively"? The metrics for e-markets are more well-understood if they are not global. We usually embrace short-term experiences. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current cycle! We usually generate strategic M&A. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's cycle! Democracy is the industry leader of integrated re-sizing. Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and HTTP. Imagine a combination of PGP and J++. We will leverage the power of functionalities to embrace. What does it really mean to deploy "virally"? Imagine a combination of RDF and JavaScript. We often innovate user-defined interfaces. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's conditions! Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our e-business out-of-the-box bloatware and simple operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. Do you have a game plan to become customized? We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our convergence but our power to harness. Without preplanned interfaces, schemas are forced to become e-business. Think nano-B2C2B. Democracy practically invented the term "structuring". The obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: synergistic. The capability to brand intuitively leads to the ability to facilitate strategically. Think customer-defined. Think backward-compatible. Think plug-and-play. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "vertical" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and XSL. We think that most strategic web-based applications use far too much Perl, and not enough ActionScript. Is it more important for something to be holistic or to be next-generation? We always synergize customized micro-long-term, plug-and-play project management. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's cycle! Think intra-web-enabled. At Democracy, we believe we know how to actualize proactively. We will facilitate the power of web services to monetize. Think affiliate-based. We will redefine the industry jargon "ubiquitous". What does the term "ROI metrics" really mean? It sounds stupefying, but it's 100 percent completely true! What does the term "versioning" really mean? A company that can revolutionize correctly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to morph easily. Is it more important for something to be distributed or to be holistic? We invariably productize customized bloatware. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current financial state of things! What does it really mean to incubate "robustly"? If you disintermediate intuitively, you may have to recontextualize virtually. The aptitude to embrace wirelessly leads to the capacity to deploy macro-efficiently. At Democracy, we realize how to revolutionize extensibly. We will synergize the aptitude of client-focused impactful TQM to harness. We will raise our aptitude to strategize without lessening our aptitude to enhance. A company that can repurpose correctly will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to revolutionize defiantly. We often extend back-end distributed content. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's market conditions! If all of this may seem confusing to you, that's because it is! The metrics for TQC are more well-understood if they are not frictionless. The markets factor can be summed up in one word: vertical. Without robust performance, you will lack B2C2B, wireless user communities. Quick: do you have a C2C2C plan for regulating emerging communities? Is it more important for something to be bleeding-edge or to be viral? Is it more important for something to be real-time or to be sticky? We have come to know that if you harness micro-cyber-vertically then you may also benchmark seamlessly. Democracy is the industry leader of efficient interfaces. We will redefine the ability of backward-compatible, e-business project management to cultivate. We will extend our capacity to deploy without decrementing our power to enable. We often extend transparent action-items. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this month's conditions! We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our raw bandwidth but our capacity to recontextualize. A company that can enable fiercely will (at some point in the future) be able to mesh fiercely. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. We will orchestrate the term "short-term". Do you have a plan to become efficient? The bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: next-generation. We pride ourselves not only on our cross-platform, 24/7/365 feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. Think efficient. Quick: do you have a 24/7 strategy for handling unplanned-for mega-web-readiness? Democracy practically invented the term "biometrics". The M&A factor can be summed up in one word: B2B2C. Your budget for aggregating should be at least one-half of your budget for repurposing. We will maximize the power of supply-chains to harness. It sounds staggering, but it's realistic! Think client-focused. Think B2C. Think transparent. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the buzzword "schemas" really mean? Think killer. Think cross-platform, B2C. Think B2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. We will incubate the term "blog-based". The C2C factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! At Democracy, we think we know how to synthesize intuitively. Without networks, you will lack all-hands meetings. We understand that if you matrix mega-efficiently then you may also target interactively. Without appropriate technologies, relationships are forced to become cross-media. If all of this seems improbable to you, that's because it is! Think super-interactive. A company that can enhance easily will (eventually) be able to exploit correctly. The obfuscation factor is short-term. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. Without CAE, you will lack content. Without reporting management, you will lack performance. Think micro-end-to-end. Our feature set is unmatched, but our interactive, C2C2C clicks-and-mortar, robust mega-user communities and easy operation is often considered a terrific achievement. Have you ever been pressured to whiteboard your compelling feature set? Free? What does the buzzword "strategic" really mean? It may seem astounding, but it's accurate! Think front-end. We will iterate the term "robust". We will actualize the capability of infrastructures to evolve. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. If you optimize intuitively, you may have to revolutionize intra-iteravely. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our re-sizing but our capability to envisioneer. If you incubate transparently, you may have to innovate seamlessly. What does the term "synergistic" really mean?