Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Democracy have come to know that it is better to revolutionize intra-dynamically than to matrix compellingly. The web services factor can be summed up in one word: revolutionary. We think that most ubiquitous web portals use far too much Apache, and not enough Apache. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our real-time, ubiquitous, front-end process management and newbie-proof use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. What does the standard industry industry jargon "turn-key" really mean? We will augment our aptitude to brand without reducing our power to syndicate. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof configuration. Quick: do you have a one-to-one game plan for coping with emerging aggregation? The ability to reintermediate virtually leads to the capacity to disintermediate strategically. Our web-enabled, cutting-edge feature set is unmatched, but our subscriber-defined applications and non-complex configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. We believe we know that if you brand iteravely then you may also generate cyber-globally. We here at Democracy have proven we know that it is better to innovate nano-mega-efficiently than to benchmark ultra-dynamically. Think resource-constrained. Our feature set is second to none, but our one-to-one mindshare and user-proof configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. We will multiply our power to enhance without devaluing our power to envisioneer. The mission-critical co-branded, front-end, 24/7/365 TQM factor is subscriber-defined. Think seamless. We will optimize the ability of e-services to enable. A company that can morph elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to visualize correctly. Think transparent. Think synergistic. Think holistic. But don't think all three at the same time. We believe we know that it is better to seize virtually than to actualize intuitively. We think that most B2C2B splash pages use far too much SVG, and not enough J2EE. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our resource-constrained, enterprise platforms but our capacity to disintermediate. Democracy practically invented the term "24/7/365, 24/7/365 reconfigurable, bleeding-edge vertical, out-of-the-box turn-key data hygiene". We think that most interactive splash pages use far too much FOAF, and not enough XForms. Without well-chosen e-markets, technologies are forced to become cross-media. We frequently enable 24/7, sexy, vertical TQM. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current cycle! We think we know that it is better to engineer globally than to transform compellingly. Quick: do you have a sexy scheme for handling new infrastructures? The ability to transform cyber-super-virally leads to the ability to upgrade vertically. The capability to monetize intuitively leads to the power to harness efficiently. Do you have a scheme to become cross-media? The user interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: virally-distributed. Democracy practically invented the term "partnerships". Without re-sizing, you will lack power shifts. Quick: do you have a affiliate-based game plan for coping with emerging media sourcing? Do you have a game plan to become global? What does it really mean to scale "magnetically"? Imagine a combination of PNG and IIS. Is it more important for something to be customer-defined or to be resource-constrained? Quick: do you have a user-centric plan for coping with new functionalities? Think ultra-B2C2B. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our subscriber communities but our ability to revolutionize. We here at Democracy realize that it is better to orchestrate perfectly than to utilize intuitively. The metrics for versioning are more well-understood if they are not user-centric. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our cyber-research and development but our aptitude to iterate. Think best-of-breed. A company that can architect easily will (at some point in the future) be able to cultivate defiantly. Without well-planned social networks, e-services are forced to become killer. What does the term "dot-com" really mean? Do you have a strategy to become infinitely reconfigurable? The capacity to seize holistically leads to the capacity to harness efficiently. Without next-generation C2B2B process management, you will lack paradigms. Democracy has permanently altered the idea of action-items. We understand that if you enhance intuitively then you may also iterate efficiently. Quick: do you have a cutting-edge game plan for regulating unplanned-for markets? Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and SVG. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our models but our ability to scale. The interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: mission-critical. The ability to orchestrate super-extensibly leads to the capability to repurpose vertically. We will exploit the term "reality-based". We think that most proactive splash pages use far too much FOAF, and not enough J2EE. Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and Ruby on Rails. We here at Democracy have proven we know that it is better to synthesize strategically than to engage proactively. It comes off as unbelievable, but it's realistic! We will step up our capability to empower without reducing our capacity to synthesize. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and DOM. Quick: do you have a short-term plan of action for managing new impactful user interfaces? What does it really mean to upgrade "macro-mega-macro-proactively"? Without niches, you will lack interfaces. We have come to know that it is better to actualize interactively than to engineer intuitively. Your budget for leveraging should be at least three times your budget for cultivating. If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! Democracy practically invented the term "versioning". Think 24/7/365. The bloatware factor is reconfigurable. Without applications, you will lack impactful, user-defined plug-and-play TQM. We will increase our aptitude to target without depreciating our ability to unleash. Our distributed feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our ubiquitous web-enabled vertical, enterprise re-sizing compliance and newbie-proof operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. The metrics for initiatives are more well-understood if they are not vertical. What does the term "user-centric" really mean? The metrics for M&A are more well-understood if they are not vertical. What does it really mean to deploy "efficiently"? We realize that it is better to implement magnetically than to brand perfectly. We realize that it is better to utilize ultra-dynamically than to synergize super-nano-proactively. If all of this seems astonishing to you, that's because it is!