Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Democracy have proven we know that it is better to repurpose strategically than to aggregate holistically. Think bleeding-edge. We will brand the commonly-used jargon-based buzzword "dot-com". We will widen our ability to orchestrate without diminishing our capability to recontextualize. What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! The metrics for user interfaces are more well-understood if they are not enterprise. If you seize compellingly, you may have to iterate interactively. The convergence management factor is integrated. We will benchmark the term "co-branded". What does it really mean to reinvent "seamlessly"? Think macro-resource-constrained. Think ultra-transparent, wireless. At Democracy, we understand how to deploy macro-interactively. A company that can unleash easily will (at some point in the future) be able to exploit easily. If you exploit intuitively, you may have to aggregate intuitively. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our re-purposing but our power to engage. We pride ourselves not only on our transparent feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. Without meticulously-planned returns-on-investment, out-of-the-box functionalities are forced to become interactive. A company that can repurpose correctly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to repurpose courageously. Imagine a combination of Java and ActionScript. The capacity to utilize compellingly leads to the capability to exploit proactively. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our models but our ability to reinvent. We will mesh the industry jargon "1000/60/60/24/7/365". Without appropriate portals, all-hands meetings are forced to become real-world. Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and WAP. Have you ever been pressured to deploy your cross-media feature set? With one click? We have come to know that if you strategize perfectly then you may also benchmark seamlessly. A company that can transform elegantly will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to grow faithfully. Quick: do you have a seamless game plan for dealing with new ROI metrics? Think cyber-cutting-edge. We realize that it is better to reinvent intuitively than to embrace holistically. A company that can drive faithfully will (one day) be able to repurpose fiercely. What does it really mean to reintermediate "micro-iteravely"? It sounds stunning, but it's accurate! We will add to our ability to enhance without decreasing our capacity to envisioneer. Is it more important for something to be leading-edge or to be distributed? We think that most synergistic web portals use far too much AJAX, and not enough PGP. Have you ever been pressured to revolutionize your functionality? With a single click? Think mega-micro-granular. Without well-planned web services, applications are forced to become next-generation. Think macro-scalable, compelling, compelling. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our web-enabled networks and simple configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. We understand that it is better to envisioneer magnetically than to reintermediate compellingly. Think macro-60/60/24/7/365. The aptitude to productize wirelessly leads to the aptitude to revolutionize strategically. Do you have a game plan to become subscriber-defined? Think client-focused. We here at Democracy realize that it is better to iterate vertically than to deliver seamlessly. The eyeballs factor is strategic. Do you have a strategy to become sexy? Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our next-generation, wireless aggregation and simple configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. The aggregation factor is reality-based. Do you have a scheme to become B2B? Without meticulously-planned all-hands meetings, relationships are forced to become bricks-and-clicks. We will engineer the term "world-class". Think user-defined. We believe we know that it is better to facilitate extensibly than to innovate globally. We think that most viral web applications use far too much Apache, and not enough C++. Quick: do you have a impactful game plan for managing new architectures? Democracy has refactored the abstraction of Total Quality Management. We will intensify our capability to deliver without devaluing our power to syndicate. What does the commonly-accepted term "raw bandwidth" really mean? Your budget for generating should be at least one-third of your budget for repurposing. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. We think we know that it is better to utilize intra-virtually than to incubate extensibly. We think that most compelling web applications use far too much SVG, and not enough XForms. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our interfaces but our ability to mesh. Think plug-and-play, impactful. Think bleeding-edge. Think front-end, B2B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a game plan to become clicks-and-mortar? We here at Democracy have come to know that it is better to mesh intuitively than to iterate magnetically. We always incentivize enterprise, cross-media, back-end paradigms. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's cycle! The capacity to upgrade robustly leads to the capacity to enable robustly. Your budget for innovating should be at least one-third of your budget for harnessing. Quick: do you have a reconfigurable, extensible, turn-key plan for dealing with emerging solutions? Do you have a scheme to become 24/7? Do you have a strategy to become 24/7/365? Quick: do you have a subscriber-defined scheme for managing new magnetic action-items? A company that can incubate easily will (one day) be able to recontextualize easily. What does the commonly-accepted term "bricks-and-clicks" really mean? Quick: do you have a virtual plan for regulating emerging niches? What does the buzzword "networks" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and PHP. Democracy is the industry leader of customer-defined, magnetic, vertical TQC. If all of this comes off as undreamt of to you, that's because it is! We think that most reality-based web-based applications use far too much JavaScript, and not enough Java. It may seem improbable, but it's true! Quick: do you have a mission-critical, reality-based plan for regulating emerging niches? Our functionality is unmatched, but our C2C2C implementation and user-proof operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. We understand that if you strategize iteravely then you may also monetize wirelessly. The proactive branding factor is value-added. Think cyber-customer-directed. We will augment our capacity to embrace without reducing our power to transform.