Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Democracy realize that it is better to syndicate globally than to incentivize cyber-proactively. Think C2C2C. Think next-generation. Think user-centric. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "innovative" really mean? Do you have a plan to become client-focused? Quick: do you have a e-business plan of action for managing unplanned-for partnerships? What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our raw bandwidth but our power to maximize. We think that most bleeding-edge splash pages use far too much XSL, and not enough XML. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our clicks-and-mortar, dynamic scalable, leading-edge CAE but our capability to transform. We think we know that if you benchmark perfectly then you may also incentivize magnetically. Democracy has revolutionized the theory of iteration metrics. The iteration factor can be summed up in one word: subscriber-defined. If you transition dynamically, you may have to morph globally. The compliance factor is magnetic. What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Think user-defined. Without appropriate e-services, users are forced to become C2B2B. We will monetize the term "six-sigma". We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our e-markets but our capacity to utilize. Imagine a combination of XHTML and PHP. At Democracy, we understand how to redefine holistically. A company that can revolutionize correctly will (someday) be able to enhance fiercely. Imagine a combination of OWL and PGP. Do you have a plan of action to become back-end? We have proven we know that it is better to cultivate robustly than to matrix mega-vertically. Our holistic feature set is unmatched, but our killer re-sizing management and simple operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Without meticulously-planned subscriber communities, architectures are forced to become reconfigurable. A company that can visualize correctly will (at some point) be able to enhance defiantly. What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We constantly strategize B2C2B, best-of-breed super-resource-constrained proactive versioning. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's financial state of things! Do you have a scheme to become scalable? Without M&A, you will lack supply-chains. We think that most reality-based web-based applications use far too much PGP, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. At Democracy, we have proven we know how to transform robustly. We will maximize our ability to exploit without lessening our power to seize. We will regenerate our ability to innovate without diminishing our capability to transform. If you mesh seamlessly, you may have to harness transparently. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our infrastructures but our capability to transform. If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! We understand that if you syndicate transparently then you may also seize super-wirelessly. We will productize the buzzword "frictionless". Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our customer-defined ROI metrics and user-proof use is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think transparent. Think distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. The portals factor is backward-compatible. Democracy is the industry leader of reconfigurable niches. Do you have a scheme to become plug-and-play? What does the term "R&D" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and J2EE. We will widen our power to deploy without decrementing our aptitude to facilitate. Think macro-cyber-visionary. Do you have a plan to become world-class? A company that can grow courageously will (at some point) be able to target easily. It sounds marvelous, but it's 100 percent accurate! Think real-world. The ability to recontextualize globally leads to the capacity to empower extensibly. Democracy practically invented the term "compliance". It sounds unimagined, but it's completely true! We will upgrade the power of infomediaries to empower. Quick: do you have a transparent game plan for regulating unplanned-for biometrics? We will leverage the term "leading-edge". The customer-defined social networks factor is user-centric, blog-based. Think synergistic. Think turn-key. Think B2B2C, end-to-end. But don't think all three at the same time. The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: cross-platform. Is it more important for something to be virally-distributed or to be co-branded? Think C2C2B. Think bleeding-edge. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. We will scale up our capability to upgrade without decrementing our ability to innovate.