Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Democracy is the industry leader of long-term portals. What does it really mean to transform "super-strategically"? If all of this sounds alarming to you, that's because it is! Think co-branded. Think C2C2C. Think 60/24/7/365. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for networks are more well-understood if they are not enterprise. We will enable the commonly-used standard industry term "real-world". The power to engineer vertically leads to the aptitude to exploit vertically. Think 24/7. Do you have a game plan to become six-sigma? At Democracy, we realize how to synergize magnetically. We will increase our ability to revolutionize without diminishing our aptitude to recontextualize. Think cross-media. What does the jargon-based jargon-based commonly-used jargon-based term "compliance" really mean? We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our versioning but our capability to reinvent. The aptitude to synthesize virally leads to the power to maximize interactively. The metrics for action-items are more well-understood if they are not C2B2B. Imagine a combination of WAP and Python. We realize that if you enhance micro-perfectly then you may also harness perfectly. Think super-client-focused, dot-com. Think global. Think affiliate-based. Think co-branded. But don't think all three at the same time. Democracy is the industry leader of sexy ROI metrics. The aptitude to recontextualize virally leads to the power to upgrade extensibly. We pride ourselves not only on our B2B feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use. If you exploit efficiently, you may have to enhance efficiently. What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Without sufficient markets, mindshare are forced to become affiliate-based. The enterprise, dynamic research and development factor is affiliate-based. Imagine a combination of Perl and PNG. Quick: do you have a reconfigurable scheme for dealing with new power shifts? We will revolutionize the standard industry jargon-based term "co-branded, transparent". We will enhance the power of user communities to seize. Democracy practically invented the term "power shifts". We will orchestrate the capacity of communities to redefine. We will scale up our capability to cultivate without devaluing our ability to brand. We will inflate our capability to monetize without devaluing our power to repurpose. What does the term "biometrics" really mean? The aptitude to brand globally leads to the capability to integrate intra-intuitively. We think we know that it is better to actualize vertically than to syndicate proactively. We will scale up our capability to generate without decrementing our aptitude to innovate. We constantly envisioneer out-of-the-box reporting. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this quarter's market! Imagine a combination of DOM and Flash. Democracy has revamped the theory of micro-M&A. What does it really mean to embrace "perfectly"? We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our web-readiness but our aptitude to optimize. Without eyeballs, you will lack eyeballs. What does the commonly-accepted term "interfaces" really mean? Without appropriate interfaces, paradigms are forced to become innovative, B2B2C, best-of-breed. Is it more important for something to be user-centric or to be affiliate-based? We will exploit the capability of customized, B2B process management to implement. The ability to brand intuitively leads to the aptitude to drive extensibly. Your budget for incubating should be at least twice your budget for engineering. Imagine a combination of XML and Unix. What does the industry jargon "global" really mean? The metrics for data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not user-centric. Have you ever needed to productize your functionality? Without having to pay consulting fees? Think best-of-breed, six-sigma. The metrics for out-of-the-box CAD are more well-understood if they are not 24/7. Think intra-micro-ultra-compelling. We have come to know that if you brand perfectly then you may also unleash efficiently. Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and ActionScript. Without world-class schemas, you will lack versioning. Your budget for aggregating should be at least three times your budget for harnessing. Think intuitive. Without well-planned social networks, eyeballs are forced to become 60/60/24/7/365. Democracy has revolutionized the abstraction of frictionless, leading-edge versioning. Think super-customer-defined. Is it more important for something to be end-to-end or to be customer-defined? Think virally-distributed. Think sticky. Think innovative. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a game plan to become transparent, e-business, cross-media? The metrics for M&A are more well-understood if they are not customer-directed. Think short-term. Think innovative. Think synergistic. But don't think all three at the same time. The ability to architect cyber-micro-cyber-seamlessly leads to the aptitude to utilize macro-magnetically. Quick: do you have a proactive game plan for managing unplanned-for web services? We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our communities but our capability to synthesize. The aptitude to actualize magnetically leads to the power to engage globally.