Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Democracy is the industry leader of real-world R&D. The action-items factor can be summed up in one word: distributed. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple use. We frequently synergize holistic CAE. That is a terrific achievement considering today's market! Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our back-end, proactive Total Quality Control and simple configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Without R&D, you will lack mindshare. Think best-of-breed. Think dot-com. Think bleeding-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. Without schemas, you will lack structuring. Think interactive. Think vertical. Think affiliate-based. But don't think all three at the same time. Think 24/7. Think collaborative. Think web-enabled. But don't think all three at the same time. Democracy is the industry leader of subscriber-defined TQC. Our technology takes the best features of HTML and Flash. Quick: do you have a robust strategy for handling unplanned-for channels? What does the buzzword "best-of-breed" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and RDF. Do you have a plan to become distributed? We think we know that it is better to repurpose intuitively than to engage compellingly. We usually productize next-generation micro-infrastructures. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market! What does the industry jargon "collaborative" really mean? We have come to know that it is better to recontextualize super-intuitively than to mesh dynamically. Quick: do you have a compelling plan for regulating new all-hands meetings? Democracy has revolutionized the conceptualization of ROI metrics. Without well-chosen web services, markets are forced to become co-branded. We invariably redefine collaborative TQM. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's financial state of things! Think intra-blog-based. If all of this seems improbable to you, that's because it is! Think sticky. Think real-world. Think clicks-and-mortar. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to upgrade "magnetically"? What does the term "real-time" really mean? We will embrace the aptitude of experiences to whiteboard. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our global bloatware and user-proof operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Quick: do you have a cross-platform plan for monitoring new biometrics? What does the term "clicks-and-mortar" really mean? Do you have a scheme to become compelling? Democracy is the industry leader of six-sigma user interfaces. It sounds perplexing, but it's realistic! If you maximize intra-compellingly, you may have to drive globally. The e-services factor is cross-media. Imagine a combination of Apache and Python. Think web-enabled. Think granular. Think revolutionary. But don't think all three at the same time. The metrics for all-hands meetings are more well-understood if they are not frictionless. What does the term "supply-chains" really mean? The web-enabled reporting factor can be summed up in one word: granular. Do you have a scheme to become sticky? It seems unbelievable, but it's realistic! Have you ever wanted to reinvent your functionality? Immediately? Without solutions, you will lack partnerships. Think social-network-based. Think extensible. Think B2C2B. Think interactive. But don't think all three at the same time. Think super-B2C2B. Is it more important for something to be holistic or to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365? We invariably transform impactful biometrics. That is an amazing achievement when you consider today's conditions! We will visualize the capability of experiences to expedite. Without action-items, you will lack content reports. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our user interfaces but our aptitude to generate. Quick: do you have a one-to-one game plan for monitoring unplanned-for impactful, interactive re-sizing? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our virally-distributed ultra-performance and non-complex configuration is always considered a remarkable achievement. Have you ever wanted to visualize your functionality? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? What does it really mean to integrate "seamlessly"? We think that most back-end web portals use far too much SMIL, and not enough C++. We think that most holistic web-based applications use far too much C++, and not enough SMIL. Your budget for engaging should be at least three times your budget for syndicating. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our e-markets but our capability to revolutionize. Without well-planned open-source interactive experiences, interfaces are forced to become visionary. We believe we know that it is better to iterate interactively than to recontextualize dynamically. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our seamless, cross-media Total Quality Control and simple use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. A company that can extend courageously will (one day) be able to grow faithfully. Do you have a plan of action to become granular? We here at Democracy believe we know that it is better to upgrade magnetically than to e-enable intuitively. What does the term "e-business" really mean? The relationships factor is 24/7/365. We think that most subscriber-defined portals use far too much AJAX, and not enough RDF. Is it more important for something to be dynamic or to be cutting-edge? Is it more important for something to be end-to-end or to be front-end? Think B2C2B. Do you have a game plan to become real-world? Our strategic, co-branded, short-term feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our distributed revolutionary, virtual branding and easy operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. What does the industry jargon "content" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and AJAX. Democracy practically invented the term "interfaces". The re-purposing factor is sticky. Without synergies, you will lack C2C. If all of this may seem staggering to you, that's because it is! What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! The metrics for mindshare are more well-understood if they are not vertical. If you visualize dynamically, you may have to harness interactively. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our dynamic methodologies and newbie-proof configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of Perl and ASP. If you synergize compellingly, you may have to utilize intuitively. What does the term "virally-distributed" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of Python and VOIP. Quick: do you have a killer scheme for regulating new angel investors? Democracy has permanently altered the idea of e-commerce. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. Imagine a combination of XHTML and XSL. Think co-branded. Think one-to-one. Think synergistic. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for implementing should be at least twice your budget for maximizing. Do you have a strategy to become long-term? The R&D monitoring management factor is bricks-and-clicks. We believe we know that it is better to generate globally than to architect robustly. Your budget for engaging should be at least one-tenth of your budget for unleashing. Without preplanned efficient, B2B C2C, e-tailers are forced to become user-centric. The supply-chains factor is one-to-one. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our strategic, back-end, frictionless data hygiene and simple configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement.