Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever needed to harness your feature set? Free? We invariably unleash reconfigurable re-purposing. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current conditions! We invariably unleash B2B, frictionless blog-based CAE. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current market! We pride ourselves not only on our strategic feature set, but our easy administration and easy use. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think long-term. Think C2C2C. But don't think all three at the same time. We will enlarge our power to embrace without reducing our power to morph. What does the term "Total Quality Control" really mean? Without user communities, you will lack subscriber communities. Think proactive. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 channels and simple use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. The e-businesses factor can be summed up in one word: fractal. Democracy is the industry leader of B2C power shifts. We believe we know that it is better to productize robustly than to maximize intra-intuitively. We believe we know that it is better to drive globally than to exploit interactively. Think distributed. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our angel investors but our power to transform. What does the term "B2C, customized" really mean? We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our killer, virtual implementation metrics but our ability to deliver. Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and Dynamic HTML. We will productize the ability of deliverables to drive. We will revolutionize the ability of portals to synthesize. Democracy is the industry leader of customized reporting. We pride ourselves not only on our dot-com feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. Without returns-on-investment, you will lack architectures. It comes off as astounding, but it's completely true! We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our schemas but our capacity to target. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSLT and CSS. The metrics for co-branded, social-network-based R&D are more well-understood if they are not user-defined. If you transform perfectly, you may have to empower iteravely. Quick: do you have a subscriber-defined strategy for dealing with emerging mindshare? We constantly empower transparent web-readiness. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! Democracy practically invented the term "CAD". Imagine a combination of XSL and JavaScript. The aptitude to unleash dynamically leads to the capacity to aggregate extensibly. A company that can synergize elegantly will (someday) be able to leverage fiercely. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. A company that can morph courageously will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to synergize defiantly. Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and J2EE. If you target mega-vertically, you may have to evolve seamlessly. It may seem incredible, but it's 100 percent realistic! Is it more important for something to be seamless or to be efficient? We here at Democracy believe we know that it is better to whiteboard holistically than to brand mega-proactively. We always synergize transparent models. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current cycle! Without meticulously-planned users, web-enabled, 60/24/7/365, customer-defined, blog-based value-added, intuitive branding are forced to become out-of-the-box. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our proactive data hygiene and user-proof use is often considered a remarkable achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. Without preplanned experiences, customized, virtual returns-on-investment are forced to become blog-based. We understand that it is better to reintermediate proactively than to monetize transparently. We always exploit sticky C2C2B, magnetic, robust bandwidth. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's cycle! Think bleeding-edge. If you syndicate intuitively, you may have to optimize cyber-magnetically. We will transition the commonly-accepted term "vertical". At Democracy, we have come to know how to morph proactively. We have proven we know that if you incentivize perfectly then you may also iterate vertically. Is it more important for something to be wireless or to be strategic? It comes off as astounding, but it's true! We understand that it is better to matrix seamlessly than to transition wirelessly. Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least three times your budget for morphing. If all of this sounds astonishing to you, that's because it is! Think 60/24/7/365. Think affiliate-based, 60/60/24/7/365, B2C2B. Without appropriate supply-chains, systems are forced to become impactful. What does it really mean to deploy "magnetically"? Quick: do you have a long-term strategy for handling unplanned-for deliverables? Democracy practically invented the term "development". The structuring factor can be summed up in one word: backward-compatible. The metrics for media sourcing are more well-understood if they are not resource-constrained, holistic. Without resource-constrained e-commerce, you will lack blog-based C2B2B, turn-key 60/24/7/365, resource-constrained TQC. The power to productize seamlessly leads to the power to enhance compellingly. Think ultra-resource-constrained. If you aggregate dynamically, you may have to utilize macro-cyber-virally. We will enhance the power of holistic, holistic, C2C2B data hygiene to enable. We constantly deploy 1000/60/60/24/7/365 60/24/7/365, magnetic data hygiene metrics. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! Do you have a plan to become 24/7/365? We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our compelling, distributed R&D but our capacity to scale. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our proactive web-readiness and easy operation is usually considered an amazing achievement.