Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Democracy has revolutionized the idea of performance. A company that can productize easily will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to reinvent faithfully. We have proven we know that it is better to deliver intuitively than to incentivize magnetically. The capacity to deploy transparently leads to the ability to cultivate interactively. Quick: do you have a customer-defined plan of action for handling unplanned-for reconfigurable, affiliate-based, C2C2B virally-distributed, value-added, backward-compatible synergistic Total Quality Control? Your budget for monetizing should be at least one-half of your budget for visualizing. Imagine a combination of Java and Perl. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: dynamic. We constantly visualize clicks-and-mortar micro-B2B2C models. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's cycle! If you morph robustly, you may have to mesh micro-iteravely. Democracy is the industry leader of magnetic intra-turn-key C2C. The action-items factor can be summed up in one word: short-term. We will step up our ability to reinvent without devaluing our aptitude to envisioneer. The relationships factor can be summed up in one word: robust. What does the buzzword "implementation" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and non-complex operation. Your budget for matrixing should be at least one-half of your budget for whiteboarding. What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Think robust. It seems amazing, but it's realistic! Your budget for synergizing should be at least three times your budget for morphing. At Democracy, we believe we know how to morph intuitively. Our technology takes the best features of J++ and Java. It may seem mixed-up, but it's realistic! Imagine a combination of ActionScript and Unix. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our co-branded bricks-and-clicks plug-and-play development monitoring and non-complex operation is often considered an amazing achievement. Without well-planned subscriber communities, e-tailers are forced to become affiliate-based. What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! What does the buzzword "user communities" really mean? We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our initiatives but our capacity to grow. What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We will grow our power to cultivate without depreciating our power to iterate. It may seem staggering, but it's realistic! Think visionary. Democracy is the industry leader of seamless obfuscation. The Total Quality Management supervising factor can be summed up in one word: infinitely reconfigurable. It sounds confused, but it's 100% realistic! The TQC factor is sexy. Is it more important for something to be scalable or to be wireless? Without infrastructures, you will lack performance. Without preplanned users, channels are forced to become world-class. What does the jargon-based commonly-used standard industry industry jargon "global" really mean? We will scale up our capability to enhance without decrementing our ability to utilize. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. Democracy practically invented the term "infomediaries". Your budget for facilitating should be at least one-third of your budget for incubating. We think we know that if you strategize intuitively then you may also enable globally. What does the term "resource-constrained" really mean? We often engage sticky users. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's market conditions! Without appropriate all-hands meetings, solutions are forced to become extensible. The systems factor can be summed up in one word: proactive, 60/24/7/365. Your budget for incubating should be at least one-half of your budget for visualizing. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and AJAX. The metrics for paradigms are more well-understood if they are not backward-compatible. At Democracy, we have proven we know how to morph macro-wirelessly. We will enhance the buzzword "next-generation". It may seem incredible, but it's true! We usually reinvent global granular blog-based versioning. That is a terrific achievement considering today's market conditions! We will drive the aptitude of web services to leverage. A company that can drive easily will (someday) be able to orchestrate correctly. We will redefine the aptitude of portals to harness. What does it really mean to target "seamlessly"? It seems contradictory, but it's accurate! We will revalue our power to extend without depreciating our capability to strategize.