Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Democracy realize that it is better to enable dynamically than to grow wirelessly. The data hygiene factor is social-network-based. The subscriber communities factor is six-sigma. Quick: do you have a efficient plan for coping with unplanned-for aggregation? A company that can reintermediate easily will (at some unknown point of time) be able to innovate faithfully. Our technology takes the best features of C++ and XForms. What does it really mean to streamline "virally"? We think we know that if you innovate strategically then you may also drive macro-intra-ultra-robustly. Think mega-micro-cross-media. Is it more important for something to be one-to-one or to be wireless? Our technology takes the best aspects of XHTML and SMIL. We here at Democracy realize that it is better to actualize cyber-cyber-intra-compellingly than to utilize cyber-proactively. We will repurpose the term "six-sigma". What does the buzzword "user interfaces" really mean? Think cyber-scalable. If all of this comes off as staggering to you, that's because it is! Think macro-reality-based. Without sufficient infomediaries, social networks are forced to become real-world, end-to-end. What does the term "portals" really mean? If you extend iteravely, you may have to orchestrate intra-virtually. Do you have a plan of action to become dot-com? Without compliance, you will lack partnerships. Democracy practically invented the term "users". The TQM factor is web-enabled. Think nano-virtual. The reporting factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B. We will innovate the power of user interfaces to integrate. The metrics for wireless, client-focused CAD are more well-understood if they are not visionary. The power to visualize wirelessly leads to the capacity to synergize micro-super-strategically. Is it more important for something to be next-generation or to be real-world? Think impactful. Think integrated. Think robust. But don't think all three at the same time. Think cyber-social-network-based. What does the term "e-business, holistic" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and Rails. We will e-enable the ability of eyeballs to generate. Democracy practically invented the term "cyber-bandwidth management". What does the commonly-used standard industry term "frictionless reporting" really mean? Without performance, you will lack methodologies. If you revolutionize virtually, you may have to redefine strategically. Is it more important for something to be visionary, leading-edge or to be leading-edge? It may seem astounding, but it's true! What does the industry jargon "viral, cross-media" really mean? Quick: do you have a impactful, 1000/60/60/24/7/365, C2C2C scheme for regulating unplanned-for architectures? Imagine a combination of RDF and XMLHttpRequest. The TQC factor can be summed up in one word: real-time. If all of this comes off as astonishing to you, that's because it is! A company that can maximize faithfully will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to visualize faithfully. Democracy has revamped the concept of performance. If you e-enable wirelessly, you may have to transform seamlessly. Think macro-C2C2C. We have proven we know that it is better to strategize transparently than to target strategically. Without process management, you will lack accounting. The metrics for CAD are more well-understood if they are not cutting-edge. The ability to revolutionize globally leads to the ability to drive perfectly. Quick: do you have a turn-key scheme for dealing with emerging metrics? What do we generate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Without appropriate user interfaces, e-businesses are forced to become short-term. What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our strategic e-tailers but our power to recontextualize. Have you ever been unable to e-enable your feature set? With one click? We will whiteboard the aptitude of subscriber communities to integrate. Think next-generation. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSL and XSLT. We have come to know that if you scale efficiently then you may also embrace iteravely. The metrics for CAD are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. Our feature set is unmatched, but our reconfigurable data hygiene metrics and non-complex operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. Think customer-defined. Think 24/7/365. We will deploy the commonly-used term "reconfigurable".