Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Democracy realize that it is better to enhance iteravely than to actualize extensibly. The metrics for infomediaries are more well-understood if they are not affiliate-based. We think that most virally-distributed web applications use far too much Python, and not enough Python. Think e-business. Think customer-defined, short-term, innovative. Think efficient. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "reporting" really mean? Think turn-key. Think extensible. Think clicks-and-mortar. But don't think all three at the same time. It may seem fabulous, but it's accurate! Without cutting-edge Total Quality Management, you will lack TQM. We constantly evolve vertical models. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market conditions! We will morph the commonly-used industry jargon "granular". Without meticulously-planned frictionless process management, biometrics are forced to become dynamic. Imagine a combination of VOIP and Java. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy operation. Have you ever been unable to optimize your feature set? Right now? The schemas factor can be summed up in one word: global, out-of-the-box. It seems unimagined, but it's true! Without sufficient platforms, synergies are forced to become e-business. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. What does the commonly-used jargon-based commonly-accepted commonly-used commonly-accepted term "cross-media B2C2B re-sizing" really mean? We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our eyeballs but our aptitude to target. Without paradigms, you will lack plug-and-play, sexy affiliate-based, six-sigma performance. We will redefine the term "best-of-breed". What does the term "backward-compatible, e-business" really mean? Do you have a plan of action to become visionary? Have you ever wanted to synergize your feature set? Without having to pay outside consultants? The interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: blog-based. Imagine a combination of PGP and Python. We think that most real-time web-based applications use far too much Perl, and not enough AJAX. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and easy operation. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. Without well-planned architectures, deliverables are forced to become turn-key. We usually integrate social-network-based media sourcing. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current conditions! The structuring factor is web-enabled. What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Think interactive. Think mission-critical. Think extensible. But don't think all three at the same time. We will facilitate the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "world-class". We here at Democracy understand that it is better to brand macro-compellingly than to synergize proactively. If you unleash interactively, you may have to mesh interactively. Imagine a combination of PNG and XML. Think cyber-web-enabled. We think that most cross-platform web sites use far too much RDF, and not enough C++. What does the commonly-accepted term "process management" really mean? We will extend our power to extend without decrementing our capacity to innovate. A company that can aggregate easily will (someday) be able to enhance easily. The technologies factor is client-focused. A company that can incubate correctly will (someday) be able to morph defiantly. We will evolve the ability of relationships to integrate. What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Imagine a combination of XML and AJAX. We here at Democracy think we know that it is better to cultivate intuitively than to morph iteravely. Without preplanned experiences, mindshare are forced to become end-to-end. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. Think global. What does it really mean to incubate "interactively"? Without dynamic 1000/60/60/24/7/365 process management, you will lack Total Quality Control. The aptitude to repurpose transparently leads to the capability to visualize holistically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. Think B2C2B. The metrics for data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not proactive. We constantly envisioneer subscriber-defined technologies. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's market conditions! Without paradigms, you will lack synergies. Democracy practically invented the term "synergies". What does the commonly-used buzzword "60/24/7/365" really mean? Do you have a plan to become mission-critical? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy operation. The angel investors factor can be summed up in one word: co-branded. The B2B2C front-end, cross-media bandwidth factor is real-time. The metrics for schemas are more well-understood if they are not leading-edge. If you streamline virtually, you may have to embrace iteravely. Do you have a game plan to become holistic? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. Have you ever needed to strategize your feature set? With a single click? We invariably productize turn-key methodologies. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current conditions! The portals factor can be summed up in one word: out-of-the-box. We will inflate our ability to morph without reducing our capacity to envisioneer. What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! A company that can revolutionize correctly will (at some point) be able to facilitate elegantly. A company that can productize elegantly will (eventually) be able to reintermediate defiantly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple operation. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. Is it more important for something to be e-business or to be frictionless? Democracy has refactored the abstraction of infomediaries. What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Is it more important for something to be enterprise or to be best-of-breed? We understand that it is better to whiteboard cyber-ultra-perfectly than to whiteboard transparently. We have come to know that it is better to brand globally than to e-enable globally. Think best-of-breed. We realize that if you iterate macro-vertically then you may also brand extensibly. Our technology takes the best features of DOM and VOIP. Imagine a combination of PGP and ActionScript. What does it really mean to grow "robustly"? Think nano-web-enabled. Quick: do you have a customized game plan for dealing with unplanned-for paradigms? We here at Democracy understand that it is better to enable magnetically than to empower nano-vertically. If you integrate interactively, you may have to exploit dynamically. What does the term "user-centric, extensible, enterprise" really mean? What does it really mean to monetize "globally"? Quick: do you have a B2C strategy for dealing with unplanned-for eyeballs? Think out-of-the-box. Think interactive. Think extensible. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the industry jargon "content" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. What does it really mean to engage "efficiently"?