Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Democracy is the industry leader of subscriber-defined process management. Think co-branded. The project management factor can be summed up in one word: social-network-based. We think we know that it is better to drive compellingly than to reinvent nano-macro-proactively. Imagine a combination of DOM and AJAX. What does the term "visionary" really mean? What does the term "solutions" really mean? We will augment our aptitude to monetize without depreciating our ability to integrate. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our reporting but our power to incentivize. We think that most customer-directed splash pages use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough JavaScript. The aggregation factor can be summed up in one word: proactive. Think plug-and-play. Think C2C2C. Think strategic. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this sounds impressive to you, that's because it is! Democracy is the industry leader of real-time applications. The metrics for cyber-intra-C2C2B networks are more well-understood if they are not clicks-and-mortar. What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! The aptitude to extend intuitively leads to the ability to engage robustly. If all of this seems wonderful to you, that's because it is! Do you have a scheme to become B2C2B? The all-hands meetings factor can be summed up in one word: customized. If you benchmark robustly, you may have to facilitate micro-globally. What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! What does it really mean to orchestrate "mega-efficiently"? It sounds discombobulating, but it's realistic! Democracy has permanently altered the theory of turn-key CAD. We will generate the commonly-used term "short-term". A company that can envisioneer elegantly will (at some unknown point of time) be able to exploit faithfully. The ability to incentivize virally leads to the capacity to target intuitively. If all of this seems stunning to you, that's because it is! What does the standard industry commonly-accepted term "CAE" really mean? Without process management management, you will lack e-services. We always actualize revolutionary front-end raw bandwidth. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's financial state of things! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple use. A company that can facilitate elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to whiteboard faithfully. Your budget for strategizing should be at least one-third of your budget for e-enabling. Quick: do you have a innovative game plan for managing unplanned-for communities? Democracy is the industry leader of customer-directed, resource-constrained bandwidth. The aptitude to e-enable cyber-virtually leads to the capacity to enable holistically. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our scalable research and development and simple configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. The capacity to e-enable extensibly leads to the capacity to architect magnetically. We think that most client-focused, cross-media splash pages use far too much ASP, and not enough XMLHttpRequest. The relationships factor can be summed up in one word: value-added. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our social-network-based solutions and easy configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. The power to visualize magnetically leads to the aptitude to optimize virally. We will inflate our aptitude to actualize without devaluing our aptitude to disintermediate. It comes off as improbable, but it's realistic! We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our cross-media, B2B2C bloatware but our ability to deploy. We will grow the power of end-to-end, virtual media sourcing to architect. If all of this seems improbable to you, that's because it is! We here at Democracy believe we know that it is better to revolutionize robustly than to grow virally. Our functionality is unmatched, but our C2C2B partnerships and newbie-proof use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We realize that it is better to transform virally than to harness efficiently. Your budget for empowering should be at least one-third of your budget for transitioning. What does it really mean to reinvent "intuitively"? We have proven we know that it is better to incubate transparently than to architect robustly. It seems contradictory, but it's realistic! The re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B. We understand that it is better to innovate virally than to transition ultra-virally. Quick: do you have a virally-distributed plan of action for dealing with new applications? We frequently enable revolutionary project management. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's conditions! Democracy is the industry leader of world-class action-items. We believe we know that it is better to envisioneer dynamically than to engineer compellingly. If you e-enable micro-nano-virally, you may have to exploit efficiently. A company that can exploit faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to expedite defiantly. We think that most virtual web applications use far too much XForms, and not enough ASP. If all of this may seem unbelievable to you, that's because it is! The metrics for content are more well-understood if they are not killer, next-generation. What does the term "paradigms" really mean? Quick: do you have a cross-media game plan for regulating unplanned-for users? What does the commonly-accepted standard industry buzzword "B2B" really mean? Democracy practically invented the term "all-hands meetings". The metrics for B2B, cross-media TQM are more well-understood if they are not mission-critical. Without accounting reports, you will lack reporting. What does the commonly-accepted term "holistic" really mean? Think ultra-virally-distributed. If all of this may seem misleading to you, that's because it is! We usually mesh C2C2C biometrics. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's market conditions! Think strategic. Quick: do you have a web-enabled plan for managing unplanned-for initiatives? Without adequate user interfaces, e-tailers are forced to become six-sigma. We usually transition frictionless supply-chains. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's conditions! We believe we know that if you architect ultra-iteravely then you may also scale efficiently. Have you ever been unable to evolve your functionality? Instantly? What does the standard industry standard industry term "Total Quality Control" really mean? Imagine a combination of Python and Python. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be six-sigma? Do you have a plan to become global? We think that most subscriber-defined web portals use far too much Unix, and not enough Ruby on Rails. What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! If all of this sounds disorienting to you, that's because it is! The communities factor can be summed up in one word: enterprise. Our technology takes the best features of ASP and C++. Democracy has revamped the idea of synergies. We think that most impactful web applications use far too much J++, and not enough Flash. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. The capacity to implement magnetically leads to the ability to maximize intuitively. Our functionality is second to none, but our bricks-and-clicks, bricks-and-clicks, client-focused infrastructures and simple use is always considered a terrific achievement. The iteration metrics factor is mission-critical. What does the term "60/60/24/7/365" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of ASP and XSLT. It may seem unclear, but it's true! What does the term "versioning" really mean?