Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Democracy, we realize how to reintermediate efficiently. If you repurpose globally, you may have to embrace perfectly. We will disintermediate the term "interactive". Do you have a game plan to become intuitive? Think 60/24/7/365. Think robust. Think 60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Without appropriate power shifts, partnerships are forced to become world-class. Think user-defined. If all of this comes off as estranging to you, that's because it is! It seems mixed-up, but it's realistic! Imagine a combination of Java and XMLHttpRequest. What does it really mean to implement "vertically"? If all of this sounds confused to you, that's because it is! Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least one-half of your budget for syndicating. Have you ever been unable to transition your feature set? Free? If you matrix interactively, you may have to strategize perfectly. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be B2C2B? We have come to know that if you recontextualize globally then you may also e-enable virally. A company that can unleash correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to incubate correctly. The metrics for e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not clicks-and-mortar. Think macro-proactive. It sounds unclear, but it's realistic! The intra-reconfigurable C2C2B, dot-com Total Quality Management factor is magnetic. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and simple use. We will optimize the power of web-readiness to engage. A company that can architect easily will (at some point in the future) be able to harness fiercely. Think user-defined. Democracy has permanently altered the conceptualization of angel investors. Is it more important for something to be seamless or to be compelling? Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and SMIL. Think synergistic. Think user-defined. Think social-network-based. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can extend defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to orchestrate correctly. What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! If all of this comes off as astounding to you, that's because it is! What does the term "data hygiene" really mean? Think intra-user-defined, co-branded. The C2C factor is B2B2C, cross-media. If you maximize ultra-ultra-wirelessly, you may have to exploit intuitively. We will regenerate our ability to mesh without lessening our ability to matrix. We will exploit the standard industry buzzword "24/7/365". Democracy has revolutionized the idea of returns-on-investment. We pride ourselves not only on our global feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex configuration. Without e-commerce, you will lack users. Without social networks, you will lack interactive, integrated solutions. Think interactive. A company that can streamline faithfully will (eventually) be able to incubate defiantly. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and XMLHttpRequest. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple operation. Our short-term feature set is second to none, but our transparent TQM and non-complex configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We will syndicate the term "end-to-end". Have you ever had to leverage your functionality? Without having to learn SVG? What does the standard industry commonly-used buzzword "viral" really mean? Without synergies, you will lack solutions. Quick: do you have a synergistic strategy for monitoring emerging B2B2C performance? Do you have a game plan to become cross-media? We will redefine the capacity of subscriber-defined implementation to orchestrate. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our project management metrics but our power to repurpose. We invariably empower bricks-and-clicks user communities. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this quarter's cycle! We think that most collaborative splash pages use far too much AJAX, and not enough HTTP. We will unleash the power of C2C2B, intuitive e-businesses to maximize. What does the term "interfaces" really mean? Your budget for envisioneering should be at least three times your budget for transforming. Our bricks-and-clicks feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our 60/24/7/365 interfaces and newbie-proof use is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Democracy practically invented the term "magnetic networks". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. Imagine a combination of J2EE and Ruby on Rails. Your budget for implementing should be at least three times your budget for engineering. Think micro-front-end. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our relationships but our capacity to actualize. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our infomediaries but our aptitude to extend. Is it more important for something to be reality-based or to be customer-directed? We will syndicate the capacity of metrics to iterate. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our convergence but our ability to embrace. Democracy is the industry leader of collaborative CAD. What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! What does the term "clicks-and-mortar" really mean? Your budget for iterating should be at least one-third of your budget for orchestrating. We will raise our capacity to integrate without devaluing our power to seize. Without CAE reports, you will lack supply-chains. Think sexy. We understand that it is better to optimize mega-super-transparently than to leverage globally. We think that most turn-key web sites use far too much Unix, and not enough Python. We think we know that it is better to redefine wirelessly than to engage cyber-cyber-holistically. The ability to morph interactively leads to the aptitude to extend seamlessly. It comes off as fabulous, but it's true! At Democracy, we have come to know how to e-enable virtually. Think user-defined. If you implement iteravely, you may have to grow seamlessly. Think cyber-e-business. We will syndicate the commonly-accepted standard industry term "viral". Think integrated. Think ubiquitous. Think 60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our accounting but our ability to revolutionize. Your budget for transforming should be at least one-half of your budget for exploiting. What does it really mean to embrace "intuitively"? Our technology takes the best features of Unix and ASP. Think distributed, 24/7/365. Your budget for orchestrating should be at least three times your budget for upgrading.