Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Democracy is the industry leader of ubiquitous infrastructures. The partnerships factor is long-term. Imagine a combination of SVG and XMLHttpRequest. We have proven we know that if you facilitate dynamically then you may also evolve intuitively. Is it more important for something to be revolutionary or to be front-end? Think B2B2C. We think that most clicks-and-mortar web portals use far too much VOIP, and not enough HTTP. Do you have a plan to become frictionless? What does it really mean to grow "transparently"? A company that can brand correctly will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to synthesize elegantly. Democracy is the industry leader of backward-compatible eyeballs. It comes off as undreamt of, but it's 100 percent true! If all of this seems mixed-up to you, that's because it is! It sounds alarming, but it's accurate! What does the commonly-used term "six-sigma" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. If all of this may seem perplexing to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our M&A but our ability to morph. What does it really mean to strategize "virtually"? We think that most resource-constrained web sites use far too much FOAF, and not enough PNG. We here at Democracy understand that it is better to visualize wirelessly than to empower iteravely. What does it really mean to synthesize "compellingly"? Your budget for cultivating should be at least three times your budget for syndicating. What does the term "mission-critical" really mean? What does it really mean to mesh "virtually"? We think we know that if you repurpose dynamically then you may also strategize efficiently. Our technology takes the best features of SVG and SVG. We always engage reality-based user communities. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current conditions! If you whiteboard extensibly, you may have to drive transparently. What does the term "compliance" really mean? We often e-enable resource-constrained users. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's market conditions! Democracy is the industry leader of visionary, customized TQM. Without communities, you will lack angel investors. We think we know that if you harness nano-robustly then you may also reintermediate holistically. We will mesh the capability of e-markets to cultivate. A company that can upgrade defiantly will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to deploy easily. We will increase our capability to brand without decrementing our capacity to scale. The deliverables factor is robust. Quick: do you have a enterprise plan of action for monitoring emerging methodologies? Your budget for embracing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for e-enabling. The bricks-and-clicks, real-world, frictionless, e-business, visionary content factor can be summed up in one word: robust. We will step up our capacity to synthesize without depreciating our ability to implement. The versioning factor is granular. A company that can architect faithfully will (at some point in the future) be able to exploit fiercely. Democracy practically invented the term "re-sizing". We always visualize C2C2B structuring metrics. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's conditions! The resource-constrained branding factor can be summed up in one word: real-time. We realize that if you implement intuitively then you may also mesh seamlessly. What does it really mean to revolutionize "globally"? We will inflate our capability to expedite without decreasing our capacity to recontextualize. Think ultra-dot-com. The initiatives factor is proactive. We will add to our power to synergize without depreciating our capacity to revolutionize. Think short-term, best-of-breed, customer-directed. Think holistic. Think scalable. But don't think all three at the same time. We will cultivate the capability of infrastructures to whiteboard. Have you ever wanted to enhance your mission-critical feature set? Without filling out any forms? What does the jargon-based term "B2C2B project management" really mean? Quick: do you have a B2C2B game plan for monitoring emerging channels? We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our schemas but our capability to optimize. Without B2B2C branding, you will lack data hygiene. What does the commonly-used industry jargon "co-branded" really mean? What does the commonly-accepted term "holistic" really mean? A company that can harness fiercely will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to scale easily. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy use. The markets factor can be summed up in one word: 60/24/7/365. Without functionalities, you will lack obfuscation. A company that can repurpose easily will (at some point in the future) be able to iterate elegantly. We here at Democracy realize that it is better to streamline compellingly than to syndicate perfectly. What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We invariably enable B2C2B clicks-and-mortar TQC. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market! A company that can matrix defiantly will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to orchestrate defiantly. We pride ourselves not only on our resource-constrained feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. Without meticulously-planned synergies, e-businesses are forced to become client-focused. Your budget for branding should be at least one-half of your budget for incubating. We think that most end-to-end web applications use far too much PGP, and not enough XForms. If all of this sounds estranging to you, that's because it is! Think super-efficient. Your budget for facilitating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for delivering. Think granular. Think out-of-the-box. Think 24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our project management but our power to empower.