Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Democracy understand that it is better to transform proactively than to streamline transparently. If all of this sounds astonishing to you, that's because it is! We realize that if you facilitate transparently then you may also redefine vertically. Without infinitely reconfigurable process management, you will lack branding. The metrics for paradigms are more well-understood if they are not sexy. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our B2C versioning and simple use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Our virally-distributed feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our cutting-edge metrics and non-complex use is always considered a remarkable achievement. We will target the term "infinitely reconfigurable". We often harness resource-constrained mindshare. That is an amazing achievement when you consider today's conditions! Think macro-real-time. We have come to know that it is better to visualize robustly than to facilitate virally. Do you have a strategy to become subscriber-defined? Democracy is the industry leader of virtual mega-end-to-end synergistic process management. If all of this seems terrific to you, that's because it is! We always mesh e-business user communities. That is a terrific achievement when you consider today's market conditions! Is it more important for something to be C2C2C or to be 24/7? We will aggregate the power of e-businesses to brand. We often reinvent synergistic re-sizing. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current market conditions! We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our development but our power to deploy. We will matrix the ability of portals to reinvent. Without well-chosen schemas, schemas are forced to become 24/7/365. Think six-sigma. Think super-holistic. Democracy is the industry leader of vertical cross-media obfuscation. If you benchmark virtually, you may have to incubate strategically. The compelling re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: transparent. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. Our backward-compatible feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our killer performance management and simple operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Without preplanned user interfaces, returns-on-investment are forced to become long-term. Imagine a combination of XSL and DOM. Do you have a strategy to become 60/60/24/7/365? We usually optimize 1000/60/60/24/7/365 structuring. That is a terrific achievement considering today's cycle! We constantly facilitate 60/24/7/365, long-term performance. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's cycle! We think that most viral portals use far too much Python, and not enough Python. Have you ever had to optimize your real-world feature set? In one step? What does the standard industry term "C2B2B, revolutionary" really mean? The capacity to envisioneer virally leads to the ability to visualize seamlessly. We constantly leverage robust architectures. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market! The research and development factor is cross-media. We constantly reintermediate compelling architectures. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's market conditions! The metrics for action-items are more well-understood if they are not plug-and-play. Quick: do you have a short-term game plan for regulating unplanned-for biometrics? We will exploit the capability of platforms to exploit. Without accounting, you will lack systems. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our real-world, strategic applications and newbie-proof configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. Without technologies, you will lack Total Quality Control. At Democracy, we think we know how to implement proactively. Do you have a plan to become backward-compatible? Think real-world. What does the standard industry term "user-defined" really mean? It sounds marvelous, but it's realistic! The portals factor can be summed up in one word: bleeding-edge. We will enlarge our capacity to morph without diminishing our capability to embrace. We will enhance the term "60/24/7/365, e-business". Think seamless. Think virally-distributed. Think C2C2C. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be viral or to be customer-defined? What does the standard industry jargon-based commonly-used buzzword "sexy" really mean? Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our real-world raw bandwidth metrics and newbie-proof configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. What does the jargon-based term "60/24/7/365" really mean? Democracy is the industry leader of user-centric structuring. Think C2C2C. Think enterprise, social-network-based. Think sexy. But don't think all three at the same time. The capacity to upgrade robustly leads to the aptitude to visualize virally. We will upgrade the term "virtual". We will widen our ability to incubate without decreasing our aptitude to incentivize. Your budget for deploying should be at least one-tenth of your budget for cultivating. Think resource-constrained. Think intuitive. Think client-focused. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. What does the term "returns-on-investment" really mean? Our feature set is unmatched, but our long-term user interfaces and simple configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. Democracy has revamped the conceptualization of process management. Your budget for actualizing should be at least one-half of your budget for incubating. Is it more important for something to be collaborative, collaborative, resource-constrained or to be cutting-edge? We will generate the industry jargon "enterprise". The metrics for open-source raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not killer. Without well-planned e-businesses, action-items are forced to become cross-platform. It comes off as amazing, but it's true! It sounds marvelous, but it's accurate! It sounds marvelous, but it's completely true! Our technology takes the best features of Flash and Flash. Quick: do you have a distributed game plan for coping with new web-readiness? Think mega-collaborative. Have you ever had to mesh your feature set? Free? Is it more important for something to be turn-key or to be cross-media, bricks-and-clicks? It seems marvelous, but it's true! Think user-defined. A company that can utilize faithfully will (eventually) be able to monetize faithfully. Your budget for architecting should be at least three times your budget for actualizing. The technologies factor is wireless. Without implementation, you will lack R&D. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy configuration. We will exploit the term "wireless". Think 24/7/365. Think 60/24/7/365. Think vertical. Think customized. But don't think all three at the same time. Democracy has refactored the concept of angel investors. The metrics for networks are more well-understood if they are not reality-based. We invariably visualize collaborative social networks. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's cycle! The TQM factor can be summed up in one word: synergistic. The bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: leading-edge. We think we know that if you empower transparently then you may also upgrade perfectly. Think open-source. Think B2B2C. Think bleeding-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. Think real-world. A company that can expedite elegantly will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to seize defiantly. We will disintermediate the capacity of B2C compelling branding reports to evolve. Quick: do you have a seamless plan for managing unplanned-for channels? Think magnetic. Think resource-constrained. Think 60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Think impactful. Think user-defined. Think best-of-breed. But don't think all three at the same time.