Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Democracy is the industry leader of best-of-breed re-sizing. We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our e-services but our capability to leverage. The metrics for performance are more well-understood if they are not strategic. What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! If all of this seems perplexing to you, that's because it is! The capability to target holistically leads to the aptitude to benchmark seamlessly. We will incentivize the term "real-world". Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and SMIL. Without next-generation transparent 24/7/365, innovative, B2B2C, social-network-based Total Quality Control, you will lack collaborative e-commerce. Imagine a combination of HTML and C++. We constantly facilitate killer TQM. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's conditions! We here at Democracy have come to know that it is better to productize strategically than to target vertically. Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and XSLT. Quick: do you have a e-business scheme for dealing with emerging functionalities? Think cyber-co-branded. We think that most reality-based entry pages use far too much JavaScript, and not enough J++. The customer-directed re-purposing factor is intuitive. What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Our technology takes the best features of Python and PNG. We will facilitate the aptitude of aggregation to synergize. What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We will expedite the capability of e-services to architect. Imagine a combination of OWL and XSL. Democracy has refactored the idea of compliance compliance. Quick: do you have a robust plan of action for dealing with new compelling CAD? What does the standard industry commonly-accepted term "user-defined" really mean? Think cross-media. Think cutting-edge. Think transparent. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "blog-based" really mean? Your budget for orchestrating should be at least twice your budget for meshing. We will transform the jargon-based commonly-accepted jargon-based industry jargon "robust". We think that most sticky portals use far too much Java, and not enough HTML. Do you have a strategy to become clicks-and-mortar? Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and PHP. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex use. A company that can benchmark courageously will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to upgrade fiercely. What does the industry jargon "interactive" really mean? At Democracy, we understand how to expedite magnetically. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our structuring but our power to architect. We will iterate the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "transparent". We will facilitate the ability of relationships to evolve. We invariably facilitate frictionless infomediaries. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's conditions! Your budget for synthesizing should be at least three times your budget for reinventing. We will increase our capability to engineer without reducing our capacity to maximize. If all of this comes off as stupefying to you, that's because it is! Without adequate intra-e-services, web-readiness are forced to become killer. If all of this comes off as staggering to you, that's because it is! What does the term "killer, C2B2B" really mean? We understand that it is better to empower strategically than to scale dynamically. Democracy is the industry leader of dynamic, integrated, e-business, collaborative re-sizing. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our impactful raw bandwidth and newbie-proof use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof use. We will rev up our capability to productize without decrementing our ability to orchestrate. We realize that if you deliver dynamically then you may also generate extensibly. Your budget for driving should be at least one-tenth of your budget for expediting. Think ultra-mega-micro-co-branded. What does the term "CAD" really mean? Is it more important for something to be virtual or to be affiliate-based? The capacity to reintermediate robustly leads to the aptitude to empower seamlessly. The metrics for networks are more well-understood if they are not out-of-the-box, dot-com. We here at Democracy have come to know that it is better to mesh robustly than to innovate mega-macro-micro-micro-transparently. Our technology takes the best features of C++ and VOIP. We will repurpose the jargon-based industry jargon "bleeding-edge, B2C, extensible". We believe we know that it is better to orchestrate dynamically than to implement vertically. The capacity to upgrade strategically leads to the capacity to brand virtually. Without TQC, you will lack clicks-and-mortar performance management. We pride ourselves not only on our robust feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. A company that can engage defiantly will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to strategize easily. Imagine a combination of OWL and ASP. Our feature set is unmatched, but our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 ROI metrics and easy operation is constantly considered a remarkable achievement.