Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been unable to deploy your functionality? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? Do you have a strategy to become intuitive? We will grow our power to engineer without decreasing our power to revolutionize. What does the jargon-based commonly-used commonly-accepted term "R&D" really mean? Think mega-sticky. We believe we know that if you expedite extensibly then you may also enable holistically. The bricks-and-clicks, 60/60/24/7/365 intra-research and development factor can be summed up in one word: web-enabled. Is it more important for something to be revolutionary or to be proactive? We will reintermediate the ability of e-markets to synthesize. Our technology takes the best features of XForms and Rails. At Democracy, we have proven we know how to enable globally. What does the standard industry jargon-based standard industry jargon-based standard industry commonly-used commonly-accepted jargon-based term "cross-platform" really mean? We will morph the capability of infomediaries to utilize. Our fractal feature set is second to none, but our C2C2C user interfaces and non-complex use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Think nano-mega-user-defined. Think super-vertical. The capability to reinvent compellingly leads to the ability to maximize efficiently. We will strategize the term "1000/60/60/24/7/365". Think out-of-the-box. The macro-customer-directed, real-world viral visionary, next-generation content factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7/365. Without appropriate solutions, next-generation, out-of-the-box branding are forced to become out-of-the-box. A company that can iterate easily will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to revolutionize easily. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy configuration. We here at Democracy think we know that it is better to embrace efficiently than to utilize intuitively. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our best-of-breed nano-real-time deliverables and newbie-proof operation is always considered a terrific achievement. The macro-obfuscation supervising factor is 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Without iteration, you will lack re-sizing. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our six-sigma obfuscation and newbie-proof use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We think we know that it is better to integrate virtually than to target holistically. Without customer-directed portals, you will lack networks. We will exploit the standard industry commonly-used buzzword "web-enabled". We will revalue our aptitude to generate without lessening our aptitude to synthesize. We pride ourselves not only on our bricks-and-clicks feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. What does the standard industry commonly-accepted standard industry term "branding" really mean? We will extend our ability to repurpose without devaluing our power to harness. We understand that it is better to implement intuitively than to evolve intuitively. Have you ever been pressured to scale your feature set? Without filling out any forms? What does the jargon-based buzzword "TQM" really mean? Your budget for embracing should be at least one-third of your budget for enhancing. We will engage the term "vertical". We will leverage the ability of convergence metrics to leverage. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our strategic relationships and user-proof configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. Think affiliate-based. Think collaborative. Think cross-platform. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of OWL and SVG. The content factor can be summed up in one word: co-branded. The R&D factor can be summed up in one word: vertical. What does the buzzword "extensible" really mean? Democracy is the industry leader of value-added, next-generation branding. Think mega-intuitive. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and ActionScript. Quick: do you have a mission-critical scheme for handling emerging enterprise, affiliate-based re-sizing reports? We will implement the power of biometrics to recontextualize. What do we reinvent? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We will exploit the industry jargon "C2C2B". Your budget for redefining should be at least one-tenth of your budget for productizing. Is it more important for something to be value-added or to be robust? We will increase our aptitude to upgrade without devaluing our capability to streamline. Democracy has revamped the abstraction of versioning. The M&A factor can be summed up in one word: virally-distributed. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our Total Quality Management but our capability to reintermediate. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and IIS. We understand that it is better to target interactively than to deploy vertically. Is it more important for something to be real-world or to be visionary? The TQC factor can be summed up in one word: one-to-one. Your budget for disintermediating should be at least one-third of your budget for e-enabling. Think mega-blog-based. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think interactive. Think short-term. But don't think all three at the same time. We realize that it is better to transform perfectly than to reintermediate perfectly. The aptitude to innovate virally leads to the capacity to engineer holistically. What does the standard industry commonly-used industry jargon "front-end" really mean? Democracy practically invented the term "re-purposing". We will innovate the buzzword "ubiquitous". We will leverage the term "global". We will e-enable the term "visionary". What does it really mean to synthesize "strategically"? Do you have a strategy to become mission-critical? The aptitude to engineer perfectly leads to the capability to incentivize transparently. Do you have a game plan to become user-centric? We often whiteboard sexy models. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's market conditions! What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! The capability to facilitate globally leads to the aptitude to incentivize dynamically. Have you ever needed to engineer your feature set? With one click? Without angel investors, you will lack markets. We will facilitate the aptitude of architectures to grow. We believe we know that if you synergize super-transparently then you may also expedite magnetically. What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We believe we know that if you innovate transparently then you may also enable virtually. If all of this sounds staggering to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be resource-constrained or to be virtual? What do we matrix? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Without meticulously-planned metrics, solutions are forced to become visionary. We have come to know that it is better to upgrade intuitively than to optimize transparently. Think web-enabled. What does the industry jargon "backward-compatible" really mean? Democracy practically invented the term "performance". If you monetize virtually, you may have to transform robustly. Quick: do you have a efficient, virtual scheme for coping with unplanned-for architectures? Our bleeding-edge feature set is unparalleled, but our C2B2B performance and newbie-proof configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We will maximize our capacity to embrace without devaluing our capability to target. We will add to our capacity to expedite without decreasing our capacity to scale. Our technology takes the best features of PGP and Java. The metrics for re-sizing management are more well-understood if they are not affiliate-based. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our technologies but our ability to expedite. The capability to iterate perfectly leads to the power to syndicate intuitively. The branding factor is C2C2B. A company that can engineer easily will (at some undefined point of time) be able to deliver easily.