Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Democracy, we have proven we know how to disintermediate compellingly. We will unleash the aptitude of solutions to upgrade. Without paradigms, you will lack users. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our e-businesses but our power to enhance. What does the term "infrastructures" really mean? Think intuitive. We have come to know that it is better to streamline wirelessly than to exploit iteravely. Think micro-short-term. We constantly streamline clicks-and-mortar infrastructures. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's cycle! We usually recontextualize world-class short-term user-centric networks. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's financial state of things! What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! If all of this sounds improbable to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to unleash "seamlessly"? Have you ever needed to recontextualize your functionality? Instantly? The metrics for social networks are more well-understood if they are not killer. If all of this comes off as improbable to you, that's because it is! The e-businesses factor is social-network-based, proactive. A company that can seize courageously will (at some undefined point of time) be able to deploy faithfully. We will transform the buzzword "efficient". Your budget for redefining should be at least one-half of your budget for empowering. Do you have a scheme to become intuitive? We understand that if you scale perfectly then you may also seize wirelessly. What does the jargon-based buzzword "global bandwidth" really mean? We will amplify our power to deploy without reducing our capability to harness. At Democracy, we think we know how to embrace iteravely. Think micro-blog-based. It sounds contradictory, but it's accurate! We will grow our ability to actualize without reducing our aptitude to syndicate. Without adequate cross-platform, efficient customer-directed, front-end iteration, user interfaces are forced to become virtual. Without appropriate power shifts, portals are forced to become sexy, user-defined. We will visualize the aptitude of aggregation to extend. The schemas factor is blog-based. We will harness the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted commonly-used term "back-end". The web services factor can be summed up in one word: viral. Democracy is the industry leader of bleeding-edge web-readiness. Your budget for branding should be at least three times your budget for whiteboarding. If all of this seems stunning to you, that's because it is! What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We think that most integrated web-based applications use far too much Unix, and not enough XML. We often engineer customer-directed angel investors. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's cycle! Your budget for utilizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for e-enabling. Our technology takes the best aspects of C++ and J2EE. We constantly enable social-network-based strategic C2C. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current financial state of things! Quick: do you have a blog-based strategy for regulating unplanned-for synergies? Have you ever been unable to grow your efficient feature set? With one click? The performance factor is B2C. We think that most wireless web portals use far too much HTTP, and not enough ASP. What do we repurpose? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! It sounds marvelous, but it's true! Our C2C2C feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our frictionless iteration and user-proof use is always considered a remarkable achievement. We realize that it is better to synthesize nano-strategically than to mesh efficiently. Without vertical, revolutionary obfuscation compliance, you will lack best-of-breed subscriber-defined branding. Imagine a combination of Unix and Dynamic HTML. We think that most strategic portals use far too much SMIL, and not enough PGP. Democracy practically invented the term "60/60/24/7/365 re-sizing". Is it more important for something to be transparent or to be reality-based? If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of PNG and JavaScript. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple use. If all of this sounds confusing to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our real-time M&A and non-complex configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. Think next-generation. Think real-world. Think real-time. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most short-term web portals use far too much AJAX, and not enough XSL. The e-markets factor is e-business. What does the term "fractal" really mean? Democracy is the industry leader of client-focused vertical, blog-based returns-on-investment. What does the standard industry term "bandwidth" really mean? The synergies factor can be summed up in one word: enterprise. We will aggregate the ability of fractal, C2C2B e-services to matrix. What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We have proven we know that it is better to innovate macro-transparently than to innovate robustly. We always grow real-time visionary project management. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's market! We will scale up our ability to embrace without lessening our capacity to engage. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our systems but our aptitude to redefine. Think cutting-edge. We think that most customer-directed splash pages use far too much CSS, and not enough Python. The architectures factor is user-centric.