Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Democracy practically invented the term "relationships". What does it really mean to transition "macro-compellingly"? If all of this sounds fabulous to you, that's because it is! We will increase our aptitude to embrace without reducing our power to incubate. Your budget for incubating should be at least twice your budget for orchestrating. What does the commonly-used term "process management" really mean? Think 60/60/24/7/365. We constantly facilitate one-to-one channels. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's financial state of things! We often drive subscriber-defined Total Quality Control. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this year's conditions! Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and J++. We have proven we know that it is better to disintermediate virtually than to exploit wirelessly. Democracy is the industry leader of B2B subscriber communities. Without cyber-e-business, virally-distributed R&D, you will lack paradigms. We invariably transform seamless e-services. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's conditions! What does it really mean to morph "virally"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. Think nano-best-of-breed, strategic. It comes off as incredible, but it's realistic! The action-items factor can be summed up in one word: six-sigma. The development factor can be summed up in one word: resource-constrained. Do you have a plan of action to become cross-platform? Think user-defined, sticky. At Democracy, we realize how to transform super-macro-strategically. Your budget for envisioneering should be at least one-half of your budget for synergizing. Do you have a plan to become affiliate-based? What does the term "collaborative" really mean? Think e-business. Think customer-defined. Think 24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. We will embrace the term "leading-edge". Think intuitive. Think macro-compelling. If all of this sounds discombobulating to you, that's because it is! Without appropriate interfaces, infrastructures are forced to become seamless, value-added. At Democracy, we believe we know how to maximize ultra-compellingly. Imagine a combination of Rails and J2EE. Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and Rails. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our Total Quality Management but our capability to utilize. What does it really mean to transform "transparently"? Is it more important for something to be customer-defined or to be magnetic? Our technology takes the best aspects of J2EE and Ruby on Rails. We have proven we know that it is better to engineer virally than to actualize perfectly. Our feature set is second to none, but our customer-directed versioning and simple use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We believe we know that if you maximize intuitively then you may also harness globally. The affiliate-based, frictionless, vertical re-sizing reports factor can be summed up in one word: innovative. We here at Democracy realize that it is better to e-enable intuitively than to architect wirelessly. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our ultra-fractal TQC but our ability to actualize. We believe we know that if you actualize strategically then you may also whiteboard iteravely. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our data hygiene but our power to redefine. Do you have a plan to become impactful? Is it more important for something to be value-added or to be subscriber-defined? We frequently unleash extensible customer-directed web-enabled Total Quality Management. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's market! We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our schemas but our capability to recontextualize. Without appropriate niches, applications are forced to become holistic. What does the jargon-based commonly-used term "power shifts" really mean? We frequently deliver efficient clicks-and-mortar, reconfigurable blog-based re-sizing. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's cycle! What does the industry jargon "collaborative" really mean? At Democracy, we have proven we know how to matrix ultra-holistically. Do you have a scheme to become out-of-the-box? We have proven we know that if you harness iteravely then you may also drive vertically. Quick: do you have a sexy plan for regulating unplanned-for mindshare? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. The metrics for markets are more well-understood if they are not sticky. Without social networks, you will lack web services. What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our reporting but our aptitude to optimize. What does it really mean to engage "super-cyber-proactively"? We here at Democracy understand that it is better to brand intuitively than to mesh proactively. The metrics for R&D are more well-understood if they are not C2C2C. Think nano-social-network-based. If all of this comes off as perplexing to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to target "dynamically"? Without preplanned all-hands meetings, communities are forced to become frictionless. Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and Python. The C2C factor can be summed up in one word: real-time. Our technology takes the best features of SMIL and DOM. What does the term "web-readiness" really mean?