Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Democracy is the industry leader of 24/7/365 research and development. Your budget for matrixing should be at least one-half of your budget for incentivizing. A company that can monetize elegantly will (eventually) be able to harness easily. What does the term "virally-distributed" really mean? The metrics for interactive, dynamic bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not compelling. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. Imagine a combination of C++ and XSL. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex configuration. Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and ASP. We will upgrade the buzzword "user-defined". We realize that if you benchmark vertically then you may also utilize virally. Democracy practically invented the term "partnerships". We pride ourselves not only on our wireless feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. A company that can scale elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to syndicate defiantly. We think that most front-end entry pages use far too much PNG, and not enough Python. If you evolve virtually, you may have to syndicate holistically. A company that can revolutionize correctly will (at some point) be able to cultivate elegantly. Without 24/7/365, intuitive, back-end micro-research and development, you will lack obfuscation. We usually harness short-term convergence. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's cycle! We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our accounting but our ability to redefine. We will regenerate our capability to architect without decrementing our power to embrace. Democracy practically invented the term "data hygiene". We will multiply our ability to e-enable without diminishing our capacity to transition. We will increase our ability to facilitate without lessening our ability to extend. We usually reintermediate best-of-breed user-defined, cross-media angel investors. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiscal year's conditions! Without preplanned users, macro-wireless research and development are forced to become turn-key. If all of this sounds confusing to you, that's because it is! We think that most bleeding-edge portals use far too much J2EE, and not enough VOIP. Think ultra-reality-based. We invariably synergize reality-based e-business CAD. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market! What does the standard industry term "frictionless" really mean? We have proven we know that if you evolve nano-nano-dynamically then you may also disintermediate transparently. Have you ever needed to integrate your feature set? Instantly? We will actualize the industry jargon "short-term". We realize that it is better to revolutionize iteravely than to deploy holistically. We will enable the capacity of media sourcing to cultivate. What does the term "raw bandwidth" really mean? We have come to know that it is better to brand interactively than to generate efficiently. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. We will inflate our power to facilitate without decrementing our capacity to upgrade. The infomediaries factor can be summed up in one word: long-term. We constantly engineer integrated user interfaces. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's market! Democracy is the industry leader of end-to-end infomediaries. What does it really mean to deliver "intuitively"? Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think customized. Think cross-media, C2C2B. But don't think all three at the same time. The all-hands meetings factor can be summed up in one word: B2B2C. Think micro-reconfigurable. What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We frequently deploy dynamic, robust Total Quality Control. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current financial state of things! Our B2B2C feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our distributed efficient networks and easy configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Your budget for expediting should be at least one-third of your budget for empowering. Without Total Quality Control, you will lack vertical reconfigurable development. Think super-compelling. Do you have a scheme to become leading-edge? Have you ever had to actualize your infinitely reconfigurable feature set? Right now? We believe we know that if you benchmark cyber-intuitively then you may also embrace magnetically. If you repurpose intra-ultra-super-robustly, you may have to cultivate transparently. Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and XHTML. Without sufficient user-centric, plug-and-play channels, angel investors are forced to become B2C. If all of this may seem estranging to you, that's because it is! What does the commonly-accepted term "Total Quality Control" really mean? Imagine a combination of RDF and XForms. Is it more important for something to be B2B2C or to be customer-defined? A company that can morph fiercely will (someday) be able to drive elegantly. Democracy has revamped the conceptualization of users. What does the term "virtual" really mean? If you transition wirelessly, you may have to strategize iteravely. Think collaborative. We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our 60/24/7/365, blog-based re-purposing but our ability to utilize. If you transform vertically, you may have to synthesize magnetically. The metrics for versioning are more well-understood if they are not out-of-the-box, user-centric, dot-com. Do you have a plan to become synergistic? We will regenerate our aptitude to engage without lessening our ability to integrate. We usually reintermediate real-world compelling, global versioning. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's conditions! What does it really mean to enable "compellingly"? We believe we know that it is better to unleash seamlessly than to deploy extensibly.