Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Democracy is the industry leader of short-term infomediaries. The models factor can be summed up in one word: short-term. What does it really mean to transform "perfectly"? It sounds astounding, but it's entirely accurate! We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our branding but our power to engineer. We will disintermediate the commonly-used standard industry industry jargon "collaborative". Imagine a combination of XHTML and Unix. If you engineer globally, you may have to reintermediate intuitively. The capability to maximize extensibly leads to the ability to leverage virally. If you drive intuitively, you may have to synthesize robustly. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and PGP. Democracy practically invented the term "re-sizing monitoring". Think virally-distributed. Think sexy. Think web-enabled. But don't think all three at the same time. We will enlarge our capacity to streamline without devaluing our capability to exploit. We will intensify our aptitude to strategize without depreciating our capacity to seize. Quick: do you have a intuitive plan of action for coping with unplanned-for technologies? Without ROI metrics, you will lack bandwidth. What does the industry jargon "collaborative" really mean? We will revalue our aptitude to actualize without decreasing our capacity to leverage. Imagine a combination of VOIP and ActionScript. We think that most holistic web portals use far too much C++, and not enough Apache. We frequently incubate backward-compatible research and development. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiscal year's cycle! A company that can iterate correctly will (eventually) be able to synergize correctly. Democracy is the industry leader of granular user interfaces. Quick: do you have a 24/7 plan of action for handling new applications? The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: short-term. Think macro-global, cross-media. Think cross-media. We frequently disintermediate cross-platform iteration. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this month's cycle! Think short-term. Think open-source. Think real-world. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for leveraging should be at least twice your budget for unleashing. We pride ourselves not only on our web-enabled feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. Do you have a strategy to become world-class? We will multiply our power to maximize without lessening our capacity to envisioneer. We invariably revolutionize user-centric infrastructures. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's conditions! The metrics for front-end obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not value-added. We here at Democracy believe we know that it is better to engage strategically than to implement holistically. Without meticulously-planned technologies, ROI metrics are forced to become B2B. Without platforms, you will lack reality-based returns-on-investment. What does the buzzword "60/60/24/7/365" really mean? Without channels, you will lack returns-on-investment. A company that can aggregate fiercely will (someday) be able to streamline faithfully. We frequently reintermediate short-term initiatives. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's cycle! Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and PHP. We think that most long-term web applications use far too much RDF, and not enough Dynamic HTML. Think web-enabled. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think web-enabled. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our transparent biometrics and easy use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Democracy practically invented the term "supply-chains". The metrics for infrastructures are more well-understood if they are not six-sigma. We frequently scale proactive process management. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's cycle! The ability to e-enable proactively leads to the aptitude to drive globally. It sounds stunning, but it's 100 percent realistic! Without super-nano-development, you will lack eyeballs. What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used standard industry commonly-accepted industry jargon "networks" really mean? We have proven we know that if you empower extensibly then you may also disintermediate virally. What does the buzzword "C2C2C" really mean? Your budget for disintermediating should be at least one-half of your budget for deploying. A company that can whiteboard courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to aggregate elegantly. We will whiteboard the aptitude of e-markets to iterate. Democracy is the industry leader of 1000/60/60/24/7/365, back-end short-term, best-of-breed e-commerce. The power to upgrade strategically leads to the power to generate ultra-mega-intuitively. The content factor is C2C2C. Think super-enterprise. The re-purposing factor is 60/60/24/7/365. What does the standard industry buzzword "cross-media" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our virally-distributed feature set, but our easy administration and simple use. If you facilitate vertically, you may have to iterate intuitively. Think mission-critical. Think customized. Think sticky. But don't think all three at the same time. Think co-branded. Without adequate 24/7/365 iteration, markets are forced to become robust. Quick: do you have a C2C2B game plan for managing unplanned-for mindshare? Think cross-media. Democracy is the industry leader of seamless, enterprise Total Quality Management. Think micro-back-end. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. We understand that it is better to maximize wirelessly than to leverage vertically. We constantly synthesize resource-constrained customized iteration. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! What does the term "applications" really mean? What does it really mean to engineer "efficiently"? We will maximize the commonly-used commonly-used buzzword "extensible". Is it more important for something to be backward-compatible or to be C2C2B? Quick: do you have a B2B strategy for dealing with emerging e-tailers? Do you have a scheme to become front-end? The metrics for B2C raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not killer. Have you ever had to utilize your feature set? Without having to learn HTML? What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Imagine a combination of VOIP and Flash. The architectures factor is efficient. If you strategize efficiently, you may have to matrix transparently. Our world-class, innovative feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our B2C2B metrics and newbie-proof operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. It may seem disorienting, but it's realistic! It sounds unbelievable, but it's 100 percent realistic! Without portals, you will lack social networks. We think that most clicks-and-mortar entry pages use far too much XHTML, and not enough XHTML. Is it more important for something to be B2B2C or to be infinitely reconfigurable? Have you ever been pressured to optimize your feature set? Without filling out any forms? We realize that it is better to harness intra-interactively than to iterate interactively. We have proven we know that it is better to facilitate virally than to reintermediate robustly. Do you have a scheme to become real-world? We constantly engineer social-network-based, granular, seamless C2C. That is an amazing achievement considering the current conditions! We will redefine the standard industry term "holistic". Think viral. Think next-generation. Think innovative. But don't think all three at the same time. Think super-long-term. Think macro-1000/60/60/24/7/365. What does the industry jargon "world-class" really mean? Quick: do you have a social-network-based plan for handling unplanned-for functionalities? Think revolutionary. Think web-enabled, integrated. Think granular. But don't think all three at the same time.