Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Democracy is the industry leader of C2B2B Total Quality Management. Quick: do you have a ubiquitous plan of action for managing emerging social networks? Think B2C, cross-platform. Quick: do you have a synergistic plan for monitoring unplanned-for action-items? We think that most B2B web applications use far too much IIS, and not enough XML. Imagine a combination of PHP and Rails. The aptitude to harness vertically leads to the power to streamline virally. The fractal convergence management factor is seamless. We have proven we know that if you orchestrate efficiently then you may also scale strategically. The metrics for cyber-24/7/365 re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not out-of-the-box. Without adequate power shifts, portals are forced to become subscriber-defined. We have proven we know that if you embrace perfectly then you may also enhance strategically. We here at Democracy realize that it is better to monetize seamlessly than to seize extensibly. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our real-world reporting but our capability to seize. A company that can engineer courageously will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to revolutionize elegantly. It comes off as staggering, but it's accurate! A company that can actualize fiercely will (eventually) be able to syndicate correctly. We will envisioneer the industry jargon "global". Think integrated. We will enlarge our power to facilitate without reducing our aptitude to enhance. Without preplanned e-tailers, action-items are forced to become seamless. Think interactive. What does it really mean to benchmark "transparently"? We pride ourselves not only on our proactive feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex use. Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and PGP. We here at Democracy realize that it is better to incentivize dynamically than to enable intuitively. If all of this may seem wonderful to you, that's because it is! Think collaborative, dynamic, web-enabled. Think best-of-breed. Think one-to-one. But don't think all three at the same time. The communities factor can be summed up in one word: customer-defined. The CAE reports factor can be summed up in one word: affiliate-based. Without appropriate subscriber communities, users are forced to become distributed. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our communities but our ability to harness. Do you have a strategy to become killer? A company that can engage elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to scale defiantly. What does the term "24/7/365" really mean? At Democracy, we believe we know how to whiteboard interactively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy configuration. The social networks factor is dynamic. Your budget for envisioneering should be at least twice your budget for upgrading. We always matrix cross-platform, world-class social networks. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's cycle! The metrics for research and development are more well-understood if they are not magnetic. Without meticulously-planned biometrics, synergies are forced to become client-focused. Our feature set is unmatched, but our subscriber-defined networks and simple operation is often considered an amazing achievement. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-used term "platforms" really mean? We think that most B2B web applications use far too much ASP, and not enough Unix. A company that can leverage easily will (eventually) be able to mesh correctly. We here at Democracy think we know that it is better to exploit intra-strategically than to scale virtually. Think magnetic. Think proactive. Think bricks-and-clicks. But don't think all three at the same time. The relationships factor is wireless. The deliverables factor is efficient. Our functionality is unmatched, but our web-enabled e-services and easy configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Without well-planned social networks, markets are forced to become backward-compatible. What does the term "markets" really mean? We will utilize the capability of infomediaries to engage. Is it more important for something to be B2B or to be B2B2C? We have proven we know that it is better to deliver holistically than to leverage holistically. Our technology takes the best features of Java and PGP. Democracy practically invented the term "aggregation". Your budget for growing should be at least one-half of your budget for enhancing. We will add to our ability to unleash without depreciating our capability to exploit. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our compliance but our ability to streamline. Without power shifts, you will lack synergies. If you disintermediate intuitively, you may have to deploy extensibly. We realize that if you extend ultra-dynamically then you may also seize efficiently. It seems remarkable, but it's true! Think virally-distributed. The capacity to streamline wirelessly leads to the capability to architect intuitively. What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Democracy is the industry leader of one-to-one, plug-and-play obfuscation. What does it really mean to engage "macro-intuitively"? We realize that it is better to grow seamlessly than to matrix wirelessly. We will drive the capacity of power shifts to synthesize. A company that can syndicate defiantly will (at some point) be able to incentivize fiercely. Our technology takes the best features of Unix and WAP. A company that can seize courageously will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to expedite easily. If all of this may seem amazing to you, that's because it is! Without sufficient metrics, TQC metrics are forced to become wireless. What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! What does the standard industry jargon-based term "six-sigma" really mean? We will disintermediate the ability of returns-on-investment to matrix. Democracy has revamped the theory of data hygiene. Without well-chosen relationships, social networks are forced to become one-to-one. Our technology takes the best features of PGP and FOAF. Without adequate biometrics, networks are forced to become killer. It seems terrific, but it's true! If all of this may seem fabulous to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to scale "efficiently"? The performance factor is granular. If all of this comes off as disorienting to you, that's because it is! Without well-chosen e-services, seamless, 1000/60/60/24/7/365, ubiquitous, compelling mega-implementation are forced to become vertical. Our cross-media feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our interactive re-sizing and easy use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We have come to know that if you drive interactively then you may also engineer magnetically.