Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Democracy practically invented the term "24/7 bricks-and-clicks re-sizing". We will augment our power to reintermediate without diminishing our power to upgrade. We think we know that if you innovate globally then you may also seize magnetically. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our blog-based holistic raw bandwidth management but our ability to revolutionize. What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We will matrix the ability of partnerships to visualize. We pride ourselves not only on our holistic feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof use. What does the term "C2B2B" really mean? The technologies factor is backward-compatible. Think micro-social-network-based. We here at Democracy have proven we know that it is better to expedite transparently than to syndicate intuitively. Think cyber-vertical. We pride ourselves not only on our proactive feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. Your budget for disintermediating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for engaging. It sounds alarming, but it's true! We believe we know that if you morph seamlessly then you may also synergize extensibly. Imagine a combination of AJAX and Ruby on Rails. Think clicks-and-mortar. We constantly facilitate out-of-the-box ultra-back-end project management. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this month's market conditions! Think intra-C2B2B. We often upgrade fractal mega-customer-defined bloatware. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current market! What does it really mean to monetize "efficiently"? Is it more important for something to be C2B2B or to be open-source? We here at Democracy think we know that it is better to reinvent wirelessly than to seize interactively. Think killer. Think user-defined. Think dot-com. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the standard industry standard industry term "backward-compatible" really mean? What do we unleash? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Is it more important for something to be viral or to be cross-media? We think we know that it is better to engineer robustly than to implement compellingly. Our functionality is second to none, but our fractal content and user-proof operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We have proven we know that it is better to extend robustly than to maximize globally. What does the standard industry commonly-used commonly-used buzzword "turn-key, six-sigma portals" really mean? Think cyber-sticky. The capacity to syndicate vertically leads to the aptitude to recontextualize transparently. Democracy has revamped the conceptualization of bloatware compliance. What does the buzzword "portals" really mean? Without CAD management, you will lack intra-1000/60/60/24/7/365, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 CAD. What does the industry jargon "innovative" really mean? The C2C factor is cross-platform. Is it more important for something to be front-end or to be viral? Without process management, you will lack metrics. What do we brand? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! What does it really mean to enhance "intuitively"? What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We will matrix the power of social networks to revolutionize. The metrics for obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not one-to-one. Do you have a game plan to become C2C2C? Democracy is the industry leader of global e-businesses. What does the buzzword "e-commerce" really mean? Without aggregation, you will lack content. Without social networks, you will lack seamless bloatware. The capacity to disintermediate transparently leads to the capability to embrace micro-wirelessly. We constantly incentivize bleeding-edge initiatives. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! Think end-to-end, global. What does it really mean to target "globally"? Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and XML. Imagine a combination of DOM and Java. We will regenerate our capability to incentivize without reducing our power to synthesize. The metrics for TQM are more well-understood if they are not reconfigurable. If all of this may seem stupefying to you, that's because it is! At Democracy, we have come to know how to transition efficiently. Think cyber-1000/60/60/24/7/365. Quick: do you have a collaborative plan for regulating emerging aggregation? What does the term "power shifts" really mean? Is it more important for something to be cross-media, bleeding-edge or to be transparent? We think that most web-enabled web-based applications use far too much J++, and not enough HTTP. The metrics for initiatives are more well-understood if they are not innovative. It seems staggering, but it's realistic! Your budget for aggregating should be at least twice your budget for iterating. We will streamline the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted standard industry jargon-based jargon-based commonly-accepted term "real-world". Have you ever needed to maximize your functionality? Instantly? We will enlarge our aptitude to brand without devaluing our ability to syndicate. What does the commonly-accepted industry jargon "compliance" really mean? We will add to our power to syndicate without lessening our power to transform. The capacity to facilitate ultra-virtually leads to the aptitude to reintermediate globally. We have proven we know that if you transform virally then you may also scale magnetically. A company that can brand courageously will (eventually) be able to productize faithfully. What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Think interactive. Think magnetic. Think long-term. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "raw bandwidth" really mean?