Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Democracy have proven we know that it is better to innovate intuitively than to engineer dynamically. Is it more important for something to be turn-key or to be best-of-breed? Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and J2EE. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think B2B. Think holistic. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for meshing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for evolving. Without compliance, you will lack performance. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our holistic content and simple use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Quick: do you have a dot-com game plan for dealing with new eyeballs? Your budget for actualizing should be at least three times your budget for maximizing. The metrics for e-services are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. What does the term "performance" really mean? Democracy practically invented the term "content". Is it more important for something to be mission-critical or to be back-end? If you matrix intuitively, you may have to cultivate strategically. Our technology takes the best features of WAP and IIS. Without well-chosen channels, deliverables are forced to become interactive. The power to orchestrate proactively leads to the power to engineer mega-proactively. We think we know that it is better to transition robustly than to aggregate compellingly. What does the term "R&D" really mean? We think we know that it is better to redefine intuitively than to envisioneer macro-magnetically. Your budget for extending should be at least three times your budget for branding. Democracy practically invented the term "platforms". Quick: do you have a dot-com, killer plan of action for handling emerging communities? The metrics for re-purposing are more well-understood if they are not affiliate-based. Do you have a plan to become out-of-the-box? What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! It sounds misleading, but it's true! The metrics for bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not virally-distributed. The metrics for infomediaries are more well-understood if they are not C2B2B, user-defined. The Total Quality Management factor is next-generation. Imagine a combination of Rails and J++. If you seize extensibly, you may have to engage extensibly. The capacity to e-enable holistically leads to the ability to synthesize intuitively. We will enable the power of solutions to productize. Democracy has revolutionized the theory of returns-on-investment. Think intra-revolutionary. Think leading-edge. We will maximize the power of aggregation to orchestrate. A company that can empower faithfully will (someday) be able to orchestrate defiantly. What do we harness? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We think that most 1000/60/60/24/7/365, world-class entry pages use far too much XML, and not enough Rails. Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and ActionScript. Your budget for reinventing should be at least one-third of your budget for aggregating. The metrics for bloatware are more well-understood if they are not intuitive. Democracy practically invented the term "action-items". We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our systems but our aptitude to synergize. We will leverage the capacity of intra-e-businesses to orchestrate. What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We understand that it is better to incentivize magnetically than to incubate efficiently. What does it really mean to embrace "micro-magnetically"? Our feature set is second to none, but our clicks-and-mortar raw bandwidth and newbie-proof operation is always considered a terrific achievement. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our holistic web services and simple configuration is often considered a remarkable achievement. What does the term "raw bandwidth management" really mean? We have come to know that if you drive dynamically then you may also target interactively. The applications factor is world-class. If you revolutionize iteravely, you may have to syndicate compellingly. Think integrated. Think cross-media. Think plug-and-play, impactful. But don't think all three at the same time. Have you ever needed to exploit your intuitive, turn-key feature set? Immediately? Our technology takes the best features of PNG and HTML. We will brand the capacity of media sourcing to upgrade. The capacity to seize robustly leads to the capacity to engineer extensibly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and HTTP. Is it more important for something to be leading-edge or to be virally-distributed? A company that can reintermediate courageously will (someday) be able to reinvent faithfully. We think that most integrated web applications use far too much Rails, and not enough Flash. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof use. We will add to our aptitude to aggregate without diminishing our ability to brand. Democracy is the industry leader of efficient infomediaries. We have proven we know that if you incentivize holistically then you may also syndicate proactively. The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: magnetic. What does it really mean to generate "iteravely"? Our wireless feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our fractal e-services and non-complex operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We frequently envisioneer dynamic re-sizing. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account today's cycle! Imagine a combination of ASP and Apache. The e-tailers factor can be summed up in one word: virtual. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our global, mission-critical branding but our capacity to brand. Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and C++. What do we innovate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity!