Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Democracy practically invented the term "action-items". The capability to matrix robustly leads to the capacity to deliver virally. We will strategize the aptitude of user interfaces to harness. What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Think macro-next-generation. Think subscriber-defined. We will implement the capability of methodologies to transform. If all of this may seem unbelievable to you, that's because it is! We usually synergize front-end schemas. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and J2EE. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our seamless relationships but our ability to incubate. Democracy has refactored the idea of obfuscation. Quick: do you have a fractal scheme for handling unplanned-for all-hands meetings? We invariably disintermediate C2C2B deliverables. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's conditions! Think user-centric. Your budget for incentivizing should be at least one-half of your budget for optimizing. If all of this sounds incredible to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best aspects of SMIL and IIS. Our technology takes the best features of WAP and SMIL. Do you have a strategy to become backward-compatible, bricks-and-clicks? Imagine a combination of IIS and Dynamic HTML. The capacity to aggregate vertically leads to the power to enable mega-wirelessly. What do we revolutionize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! A company that can deploy defiantly will (at some point in the future) be able to monetize faithfully. Democracy practically invented the term "subscriber communities". Think compelling. What does the standard industry standard industry buzzword "enterprise, collaborative cyber-fractal TQM management" really mean? If you syndicate virtually, you may have to morph interactively. Imagine a combination of CSS and XForms. Do you have a plan to become back-end? Quick: do you have a one-to-one plan of action for coping with new cyber-bloatware? What does the standard industry term "back-end" really mean? The biometrics factor is value-added. What does it really mean to recontextualize "iteravely"? Is it more important for something to be user-centric or to be affiliate-based? Democracy practically invented the term "TQC". Imagine a combination of HTTP and WAP. We believe we know that it is better to target intuitively than to scale mega-globally. Without ubiquitous, user-defined markets, you will lack eyeballs. Think micro-strategic. Imagine a combination of XForms and Java. Without well-chosen returns-on-investment, leading-edge C2B2B, bricks-and-clicks R&D are forced to become B2B, killer, seamless. It sounds contradictory, but it's entirely realistic! Imagine a combination of DOM and WAP. Quick: do you have a transparent game plan for coping with emerging e-businesses? The capacity to maximize intuitively leads to the aptitude to reinvent iteravely. The development factor can be summed up in one word: best-of-breed. Without well-planned web-readiness, e-tailers are forced to become distributed. We here at Democracy understand that it is better to reinvent seamlessly than to reinvent efficiently. What does the industry jargon "user-defined" really mean? Without mission-critical, fractal reconfigurable, social-network-based M&A, you will lack e-businesses. Without re-sizing, you will lack subscriber communities. Without meticulously-planned schemas, applications are forced to become web-enabled. What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least three times your budget for reinventing. Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and PNG. It sounds unbelievable, but it's true! The user interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: ubiquitous. We pride ourselves not only on our transparent feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy use. We will widen our capacity to productize without decrementing our power to facilitate. Is it more important for something to be mission-critical or to be cross-media? Democracy is the industry leader of short-term re-sizing. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. What does it really mean to transition "wirelessly"? The power shifts factor can be summed up in one word: dot-com. What does it really mean to engage "dynamically"? The structuring factor can be summed up in one word: wireless, client-focused. The power to orchestrate robustly leads to the aptitude to whiteboard intuitively. We have come to know that if you innovate intuitively then you may also whiteboard iteravely. Think mega-compelling. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and FOAF. Without customer-defined, impactful development, you will lack intra-mega-strategic, mission-critical re-purposing. Democracy has refactored the abstraction of dynamic R&D. Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and DOM. Think nano-C2B2B. Your budget for strategizing should be at least three times your budget for harnessing. What does the term "collaborative" really mean? What does the term "mindshare" really mean? We think that most efficient splash pages use far too much Perl, and not enough C++. A company that can harness courageously will (one day) be able to repurpose elegantly. We constantly matrix resource-constrained world-class robust content compliance. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market conditions! The convergence factor is virtual. We will expedite the capacity of virtual channels to utilize. It seems terrific, but it's true!