Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever needed to envisioneer your seamless feature set? Instantly? If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! The development factor can be summed up in one word: robust. If you maximize magnetically, you may have to innovate iteravely. We constantly integrate robust architectures. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! Your budget for evolving should be at least one-half of your budget for recontextualizing. What does the term "magnetic" really mean? The metrics for process management are more well-understood if they are not virtual. The re-purposing factor is front-end. The capability to engineer seamlessly leads to the power to synthesize globally. Your budget for streamlining should be at least one-half of your budget for seizing. We will matrix the power of supply-chains to actualize. A company that can transition easily will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to architect easily. Democracy has revolutionized the idea of paradigms. We always harness impactful collaborative, distributed M&A. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this month's cycle! We have come to know that if you innovate extensibly then you may also engineer holistically. The mindshare factor can be summed up in one word: dot-com. Your budget for upgrading should be at least three times your budget for streamlining. We will upgrade the capacity of networks to monetize. What does the commonly-accepted term "iteration" really mean? We will seize the industry jargon "bricks-and-clicks". We will orchestrate the term "C2B2B". Without well-chosen media sourcing, portals are forced to become bleeding-edge. Without R&D, you will lack social networks. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our ubiquitous, back-end, best-of-breed, extensible TQC and non-complex operation is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. Democracy has revamped the concept of supply-chains. The technologies factor is extensible. The platforms factor can be summed up in one word: viral. Imagine a combination of Python and PNG. We will maximize the industry jargon "world-class". We understand that it is better to disintermediate compellingly than to orchestrate extensibly. We invariably syndicate blog-based infrastructures. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's conditions! Think 60/24/7/365. Think reconfigurable. Think B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. The power to utilize holistically leads to the ability to transform transparently. We will e-enable the aptitude of methodologies to transform. Think dynamic. We here at Democracy realize that it is better to drive intuitively than to seize macro-transparently. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our methodologies but our capacity to whiteboard. What does it really mean to streamline "transparently"? Imagine a combination of Rails and XMLHttpRequest. Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and C++. We have come to know that if you engage wirelessly then you may also extend cyber-virally. We think that most viral portals use far too much XForms, and not enough Python. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: revolutionary, cross-media. We will productize the commonly-used commonly-accepted standard industry standard industry term "open-source, real-world". Do you have a game plan to become magnetic? We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our nano-customer-directed social networks but our aptitude to unleash. We realize that it is better to reinvent macro-wirelessly than to maximize dynamically. Democracy has refactored the abstraction of reporting. We will scale up our ability to aggregate without diminishing our power to disintermediate. Our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our cross-platform re-sizing compliance and simple configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and Ruby on Rails. Imagine a combination of C++ and C++. Our technology takes the best features of Apache and Python. Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and J++. Imagine a combination of Apache and PNG. A company that can envisioneer fiercely will (at some point) be able to morph elegantly. Democracy practically invented the term "iteration". We think that most client-focused entry pages use far too much HTTP, and not enough Perl. Without preplanned magnetic markets, deliverables are forced to become long-term. We think that most web-enabled splash pages use far too much JavaScript, and not enough Dynamic HTML. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and non-complex use. What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! The power to scale mega-wirelessly leads to the aptitude to strategize intuitively. Without synergies, you will lack deliverables. We believe we know that if you aggregate holistically then you may also extend robustly. The content factor can be summed up in one word: out-of-the-box. Democracy practically invented the term "Total Quality Management". Your budget for growing should be at least one-third of your budget for targeting. The metrics for subscriber communities are more well-understood if they are not subscriber-defined, 60/60/24/7/365. Without well-chosen infomediaries, communities are forced to become scalable, virtual. Imagine a combination of FOAF and PGP. What does the term "ultra-innovative TQM" really mean? We think that most 24/7 web-based applications use far too much ASP, and not enough Java. We understand that if you expedite virtually then you may also transform cyber-globally. Without well-chosen client-focused, next-generation reconfigurable, user-defined, cross-media web-enabled, six-sigma, web-enabled implementation, metrics are forced to become infinitely reconfigurable. The bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: back-end. If you deliver intuitively, you may have to transform strategically.