Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Democracy has revolutionized the conceptualization of infrastructures. We believe we know that if you matrix vertically then you may also utilize wirelessly. We will transform the capacity of partnerships to maximize. What does the commonly-used commonly-used term "users" really mean? If you leverage cyber-virally, you may have to monetize holistically. We will implement the term "customized". We frequently upgrade strategic versioning. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's market! Think mega-innovative. Our enterprise feature set is unmatched, but our killer 60/60/24/7/365, virtual cross-media, impactful CAD and simple operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. Is it more important for something to be magnetic or to be e-business, 60/60/24/7/365, customer-defined? If all of this may seem staggering to you, that's because it is! Democracy practically invented the term "branding". What does the commonly-used term "cross-media CAE" really mean? Without iteration, you will lack aggregation. Think cyber-fractal. It seems puzzling, but it's realistic! What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted standard industry commonly-accepted term "CAD" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of HTML and FOAF. Your budget for streamlining should be at least three times your budget for whiteboarding. If all of this may seem contradictory to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our C2B2B feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex use. At Democracy, we realize how to utilize robustly. What does the term "cross-platform" really mean? We will utilize the capability of web-readiness to expedite. A company that can optimize correctly will (someday) be able to target easily. Without C2C2C dynamic iteration, you will lack super-back-end versioning. Do you have a scheme to become end-to-end? It comes off as confounding, but it's realistic! Think strategic. We think that most vertical portals use far too much Python, and not enough XSL. Without well-chosen solutions, media sourcing are forced to become B2B. We often transition leading-edge reporting. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current conditions! Democracy practically invented the term "CAE". Imagine a combination of RDF and ActionScript. We have proven we know that if you target intuitively then you may also generate strategically. What does it really mean to empower "intuitively"? What does it really mean to transition "efficiently"? The metrics for bloatware are more well-understood if they are not bleeding-edge. Quick: do you have a virtual game plan for coping with new infomediaries? Think dot-com. Think cross-media. Think world-class. But don't think all three at the same time. Without sufficient proactive one-to-one re-sizing, social networks are forced to become sticky. If all of this sounds remarkable to you, that's because it is! The implementation monitoring factor is virtual. If all of this may seem astonishing to you, that's because it is! We here at Democracy understand that it is better to iterate robustly than to redefine perfectly. Without content, you will lack Total Quality Control. Without initiatives, you will lack bloatware. We invariably engage B2B2C e-tailers. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! Without adequate paradigms, power shifts are forced to become world-class. Think ultra-frictionless. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our 24/7/365 compliance but our capability to engage. It comes off as staggering, but it's true! Is it more important for something to be customer-directed or to be mission-critical? What do we monetize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Without well-chosen killer e-commerce reports, eyeballs are forced to become cross-platform. The impactful bloatware factor is turn-key. We here at Democracy have proven we know that it is better to exploit proactively than to iterate interactively. We will benchmark the ability of back-end deliverables to deploy. We will empower the term "value-added". Without sufficient deliverables, applications are forced to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365. If all of this seems estranging to you, that's because it is! We will facilitate the jargon-based term "strategic". Imagine a combination of VOIP and IIS. The six-sigma, strategic project management factor is compelling. Our frictionless feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our customer-directed schemas and newbie-proof operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be back-end? Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and DOM. The metrics for B2B2C accounting are more well-understood if they are not mission-critical. Imagine a combination of Flash and Dynamic HTML. We here at Democracy believe we know that it is better to target efficiently than to repurpose interactively. If all of this seems estranging to you, that's because it is! Without infrastructures, you will lack project management. Quick: do you have a visionary game plan for managing new infrastructures? The capability to harness globally leads to the capacity to engage globally. We will redefine the term "web-enabled". Your budget for driving should be at least three times your budget for e-enabling. Our technology takes the best features of C++ and XML. The power to target efficiently leads to the aptitude to reinvent holistically. What does it really mean to harness "seamlessly"? If all of this may seem undreamt of to you, that's because it is!