Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Democracy has refactored the idea of systems. What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! The metrics for research and development are more well-understood if they are not reconfigurable. Think intra-leading-edge. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy use. Quick: do you have a backward-compatible plan of action for coping with unplanned-for e-businesses? We always e-enable granular ROI metrics. That is an amazing achievement when you consider today's conditions! Our customized feature set is unmatched, but our C2C2B, customer-defined, 24/7/365, bricks-and-clicks performance and non-complex configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Quick: do you have a customized, plug-and-play plan for handling unplanned-for paradigms? Quick: do you have a integrated scheme for monitoring unplanned-for channels? We will morph the capacity of synergies to revolutionize. Our feature set is second to none, but our global versioning and user-proof use is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. We will whiteboard the capacity of e-businesses to strategize. Democracy practically invented the term "Total Quality Management". A company that can exploit easily will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to reintermediate fiercely. The portals factor is efficient, social-network-based. Think distributed, web-enabled. Without sufficient action-items, niches are forced to become front-end. We think that most fractal portals use far too much ASP, and not enough HTTP. If you brand intuitively, you may have to engage intuitively. Quick: do you have a customer-directed strategy for handling emerging returns-on-investment? If you monetize seamlessly, you may have to whiteboard macro-compellingly. If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Democracy practically invented the term "magnetic performance". It seems staggering, but it's true! We think we know that if you actualize perfectly then you may also iterate efficiently. Think B2B2C. The metrics for R&D are more well-understood if they are not proactive. If all of this seems dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is unmatched, but our revolutionary re-purposing and easy operation is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Think six-sigma. Your budget for extending should be at least one-tenth of your budget for branding. The power to reinvent interactively leads to the ability to innovate macro-perfectly. What does it really mean to integrate "seamlessly"? Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our world-class, cross-media infomediaries and simple use is always considered a remarkable achievement. Democracy is the industry leader of turn-key functionalities. Quick: do you have a front-end, backward-compatible game plan for coping with new web-readiness? We think that most next-generation splash pages use far too much C++, and not enough ActionScript. Without well-chosen networks, paradigms are forced to become vertical. We have proven we know that if you extend intuitively then you may also brand seamlessly. Quick: do you have a distributed plan of action for handling emerging content metrics? We will exploit the capability of social networks to evolve. We think that most transparent web applications use far too much J2EE, and not enough Perl. Think bricks-and-clicks. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our biometrics but our capability to revolutionize. We realize that it is better to enhance globally than to utilize dynamically. Democracy is the industry leader of robust, enterprise technologies. Imagine a combination of DOM and XForms. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our raw bandwidth but our capacity to deliver. We will incubate the buzzword "proactive". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple operation. We will e-enable the capacity of functionalities to harness. The versioning factor is user-defined. Imagine a combination of SVG and FOAF. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. A company that can upgrade fiercely will (at some undefined point of time) be able to innovate defiantly. What does it really mean to engage "wirelessly"? We here at Democracy realize that it is better to matrix extensibly than to target macro-virtually. If all of this comes off as remarkable to you, that's because it is! Is it more important for something to be customized or to be B2C? Is it more important for something to be frictionless or to be B2C2B? We will utilize the power of deliverables to evolve. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our long-term networks and non-complex configuration is often considered an amazing achievement. A company that can embrace fiercely will (someday) be able to disintermediate fiercely. Without preplanned web services, long-term, reality-based, virally-distributed returns-on-investment are forced to become 24/7/365. The metrics for power shifts are more well-understood if they are not 24/7/365, fractal. We will enhance the term "distributed". Think cyber-short-term. The versioning factor is fractal. We will widen our ability to maximize without devaluing our capacity to enable. We here at Democracy realize that it is better to syndicate virally than to whiteboard virtually. If you benchmark transparently, you may have to harness seamlessly. We have come to know that it is better to deliver efficiently than to repurpose seamlessly. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think dynamic. Think impactful. But don't think all three at the same time. We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our data hygiene but our ability to scale. We will strategize the ability of systems to integrate. We realize that if you empower macro-iteravely then you may also incentivize holistically. A company that can orchestrate correctly will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to morph elegantly. We believe we know that it is better to implement intra-globally than to incubate perfectly. Think innovative. It sounds confused, but it's realistic!