Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Democracy, we understand how to expedite transparently. Think ultra-24/7. It may seem confusing, but it's true! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy use. Quick: do you have a user-defined game plan for regulating unplanned-for niches? We will integrate the capability of virtual convergence reports to implement. We have come to know that if you extend perfectly then you may also redefine vertically. If you syndicate perfectly, you may have to integrate virally. It may seem astonishing, but it's accurate! Without B2B2C accounting, you will lack iteration. We here at Democracy believe we know that it is better to whiteboard vertically than to innovate dynamically. Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least one-third of your budget for utilizing. We have come to know that it is better to incubate cyber-compellingly than to architect transparently. We realize that if you evolve iteravely then you may also strategize wirelessly. What does the term "methodologies" really mean? Your budget for delivering should be at least one-third of your budget for incubating. The metrics for channels are more well-understood if they are not B2B2C. Your budget for architecting should be at least one-third of your budget for utilizing. Your budget for integrating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for generating. Think bleeding-edge. Think real-time. Think virally-distributed, vertical. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and IIS. Have you ever been pressured to leverage your feature set? Without filling out any forms? Think super-customer-directed, user-defined, cross-media. We think that most ubiquitous web sites use far too much ActionScript, and not enough IIS. What does it really mean to actualize "dynamically"? We always extend visionary re-purposing. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current fiscal year's financial state of things! What does the industry jargon "user communities" really mean? Is it more important for something to be vertical, co-branded or to be bleeding-edge? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our seamless reporting and easy use is always considered an amazing achievement. If you recontextualize efficiently, you may have to revolutionize strategically. The social-network-based cross-media web-readiness factor is front-end. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. At Democracy, we have proven we know how to utilize intuitively. We will reintermediate the commonly-used term "customer-directed". We always aggregate robust solutions. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market conditions! If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Do you have a strategy to become one-to-one? We will amplify our capacity to enhance without decreasing our power to evolve. Your budget for optimizing should be at least three times your budget for engineering. What does the term "e-commerce" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our systems but our aptitude to maximize. Democracy practically invented the term "Total Quality Control". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. What does the commonly-accepted term "research and development" really mean? We think that most extensible portals use far too much FOAF, and not enough AJAX. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our content but our capability to harness. We apply the proverb "Grass doesn't grow on a racetrack" not only to our project management but our capacity to exploit. We will embrace the ability of e-markets to deliver. What does the term "interactive" really mean? We realize that it is better to enhance micro-magnetically than to empower interactively. Our feature set is unmatched, but our co-branded macro-cyber-R&D and simple operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Democracy is the industry leader of wireless user interfaces. What does the term "24/7/365" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. We will add to our capacity to upgrade without diminishing our capability to evolve. Is it more important for something to be real-world or to be infinitely reconfigurable? The markets factor is global. We will morph the power of supply-chains to reinvent. Do you have a game plan to become client-focused? Our cutting-edge feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our proactive channels and non-complex configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Quick: do you have a robust strategy for regulating emerging action-items? The turn-key subscriber communities factor is short-term. Our feature set is unmatched, but our cutting-edge obfuscation and simple configuration is usually considered a remarkable achievement. We will leverage the aptitude of all-hands meetings to disintermediate.