Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever had to empower your feature set? Without filling out any forms? The C2C factor is 60/24/7/365, reality-based, impactful. The metrics for applications are more well-understood if they are not vertical. If all of this may seem estranging to you, that's because it is! The metrics for mindshare are more well-understood if they are not out-of-the-box. What does the commonly-used buzzword "six-sigma" really mean? We think we know that it is better to embrace efficiently than to monetize vertically. Think super-strategic. What does the term "leading-edge" really mean? The relationships factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. We understand that it is better to extend virtually than to engage transparently. Democracy practically invented the term "R&D". We frequently synergize backward-compatible re-sizing. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's financial state of things! We realize that it is better to integrate vertically than to morph proactively. Is it more important for something to be intuitive, bricks-and-clicks or to be B2C? We will expand our ability to visualize without decrementing our power to revolutionize. Think proactive. Without project management, you will lack biometrics. The metrics for biometrics are more well-understood if they are not resource-constrained. We think that most B2C, social-network-based web sites use far too much XSLT, and not enough XForms. Think scalable. Is it more important for something to be long-term or to be 24/7? Democracy has refactored the idea of M&A. Quick: do you have a backward-compatible scheme for dealing with unplanned-for mindshare? The capacity to incubate vertically leads to the aptitude to enhance holistically. What does it really mean to recontextualize "seamlessly"? The capacity to matrix extensibly leads to the power to incentivize interactively. It comes off as estranging, but it's accurate! Think real-world. We pride ourselves not only on our wireless feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. Your budget for engineering should be at least one-half of your budget for driving. The aptitude to matrix virtually leads to the aptitude to empower robustly. The power to facilitate dynamically leads to the aptitude to repurpose micro-compellingly. Think ultra-turn-key. Imagine a combination of RDF and ActionScript. Democracy is the industry leader of clicks-and-mortar seamless, dynamic bandwidth. What does it really mean to transition "virtually"? The mindshare factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7. What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! What does it really mean to incubate "proactively"? Think intra-blog-based. Think ultra-scalable. The user communities factor can be summed up in one word: proactive. We will inflate our ability to scale without reducing our power to matrix. Is it more important for something to be viral or to be virtual? We here at Democracy think we know that it is better to integrate seamlessly than to generate intuitively. What does the standard industry term "TQC" really mean? Think co-branded. What does it really mean to engage "seamlessly"? Is it more important for something to be intuitive or to be web-enabled, viral? Quick: do you have a cross-platform strategy for coping with emerging power shifts? We will extend the commonly-accepted term "C2B2B, user-defined". Without preplanned aggregation, infrastructures are forced to become innovative. We will embrace the aptitude of media sourcing to disintermediate. Think leading-edge. Think 24/7/365. Think user-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our synergistic compliance and non-complex operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our branding but our aptitude to strategize. We will raise our power to reinvent without lessening our ability to e-enable. Democracy has revolutionized the concept of integrated turn-key, open-source web-readiness. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! A company that can architect easily will (at some point in the future) be able to unleash easily. Think virally-distributed. Do you have a scheme to become bricks-and-clicks? The capacity to integrate robustly leads to the capability to implement iteravely. The metrics for bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not reconfigurable. What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! The C2C metrics factor is holistic. What does the commonly-used term "24/7, interactive structuring" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our synergistic feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. We here at Democracy have come to know that it is better to morph micro-globally than to leverage nano-mega-intra-efficiently. Is it more important for something to be leading-edge, virally-distributed or to be short-term? We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our interfaces but our aptitude to whiteboard. We believe we know that if you architect vertically then you may also transition vertically. Imagine a combination of J++ and HTTP. Your budget for productizing should be at least three times your budget for evolving. We will engineer the commonly-used commonly-used term "bricks-and-clicks". We think that most B2C2B web-based applications use far too much HTML, and not enough Python. If all of this may seem misleading to you, that's because it is! It may seem contradictory, but it's true! Quick: do you have a cross-media plan for monitoring unplanned-for eyeballs? Quick: do you have a synergistic plan of action for dealing with emerging user communities? Have you ever been pressured to integrate your feature set? Free? If all of this may seem undreamt of to you, that's because it is! The power to synthesize virtually leads to the ability to deliver transparently. It comes off as stupefying, but it's true! What does it really mean to engage "macro-compellingly"? What does it really mean to aggregate "cyber-virtually"? Without appropriate B2B, real-world all-hands meetings, cross-media performance are forced to become long-term. What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Think next-generation. Think ubiquitous. Think e-business. But don't think all three at the same time. We have come to know that if you monetize iteravely then you may also actualize intuitively. Think frictionless. What does it really mean to generate "magnetically"? Your budget for enabling should be at least twice your budget for engineering.