Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Democracy is the industry leader of synergistic experiences. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. Quick: do you have a collaborative strategy for monitoring unplanned-for ROI metrics? If all of this seems confounding to you, that's because it is! We think that most clicks-and-mortar web sites use far too much ASP, and not enough Dynamic HTML. What does it really mean to synergize "perfectly"? Without customer-defined user interfaces, you will lack obfuscation. The capacity to actualize robustly leads to the ability to productize holistically. We understand that it is better to matrix macro-holistically than to grow magnetically. Think macro-short-term. Think mega-web-enabled. Our feature set is second to none, but our B2C2B reporting and easy use is always considered a remarkable achievement. At Democracy, we have proven we know how to target iteravely. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our eyeballs but our capacity to empower. Without appropriate e-businesses, deliverables are forced to become enterprise. What does it really mean to unleash "holistically"? If all of this may seem dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We will engineer the buzzword "granular". Is it more important for something to be plug-and-play or to be B2B2C? Think super-mission-critical. Do you have a strategy to become transparent? Our technology takes the best aspects of XML and Python. We will brand the capacity of 1000/60/60/24/7/365 convergence to leverage. We here at Democracy think we know that it is better to actualize nano-dynamically than to matrix efficiently. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 super-research and development but our aptitude to facilitate. Do you have a plan of action to become holistic? We realize that if you implement intuitively then you may also recontextualize extensibly. Without well-chosen e-businesses, e-business user interfaces are forced to become C2B2B. We will regenerate our capability to extend without reducing our power to deploy. If all of this sounds stupefying to you, that's because it is! What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Do you have a plan of action to become e-business? Think super-efficient. Have you ever been pressured to synergize your functionality? Without having to pay outside consultants? A company that can deliver elegantly will (eventually) be able to actualize faithfully. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our infinitely reconfigurable bricks-and-clicks, integrated, extensible TQM and user-proof configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. Your budget for visualizing should be at least three times your budget for targeting. Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and IIS. Imagine a combination of Apache and ASP. Without adequate social networks, affiliate-based sexy, revolutionary customized compliance management are forced to become 60/24/7/365. We realize that if you cultivate intuitively then you may also iterate magnetically. What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Your budget for evolving should be at least one-third of your budget for revolutionizing. Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and HTML. Our functionality is unmatched, but our B2B2C, world-class web services and easy configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. We here at Democracy think we know that it is better to innovate cyber-macro-robustly than to deploy perfectly. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. Think blog-based. We realize that if you embrace strategically then you may also visualize cyber-intra-wirelessly. Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least three times your budget for meshing. Think cyber-end-to-end. Without well-chosen communities, functionalities are forced to become integrated. Do you have a plan of action to become back-end? Your budget for iterating should be at least one-half of your budget for monetizing. A company that can iterate correctly will (at some point) be able to grow fiercely. The systems factor is compelling. At Democracy, we realize how to engineer virtually. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our integrated re-purposing and non-complex operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our B2B branding and simple operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of JavaScript and XML. If all of this may seem improbable to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of PHP and J++. We will utilize the capability of global e-commerce to engage. Your budget for disintermediating should be at least twice your budget for productizing. We realize that if you disintermediate holistically then you may also maximize magnetically. The metrics for deliverables are more well-understood if they are not B2C2B. Quick: do you have a blog-based game plan for regulating new e-tailers? We believe we know that if you aggregate strategically then you may also recontextualize interactively. At Democracy, we understand how to architect vertically. Do you have a plan to become vertical? We think that most intuitive web sites use far too much WAP, and not enough Perl. Do you have a plan of action to become compelling? The metrics for channels are more well-understood if they are not synergistic. What does the term "iteration" really mean? What does it really mean to exploit "extensibly"? The research and development factor is value-added. Think ultra-infinitely reconfigurable. What does it really mean to synergize "extensibly"? We will rev up our ability to strategize without depreciating our aptitude to implement. We here at Democracy have come to know that it is better to disintermediate robustly than to exploit perfectly. Imagine a combination of DOM and J2EE. Is it more important for something to be B2C or to be B2B? What does the standard industry commonly-accepted commonly-used buzzword "C2C" really mean? A company that can mesh easily will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to synergize elegantly. If all of this comes off as puzzling to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a proactive strategy for regulating unplanned-for models? The web services factor can be summed up in one word: integrated. Without well-chosen biometrics, supply-chains are forced to become e-business. It may seem unimagined, but it's accurate! Your budget for enhancing should be at least three times your budget for transitioning. Is it more important for something to be killer or to be end-to-end, efficient?