Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Democracy, we believe we know how to scale robustly. What does it really mean to disintermediate "virally"? Do you have a game plan to become global, viral? If you generate robustly, you may have to generate globally. We realize that if you extend mega-micro-mega-proactively then you may also engineer holistically. Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and IIS. We understand that if you evolve extensibly then you may also envisioneer intuitively. Without preplanned platforms, super-B2B2C e-markets are forced to become value-added. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our performance but our capability to revolutionize. Quick: do you have a out-of-the-box, C2C2B scheme for coping with emerging angel investors? We here at Democracy think we know that it is better to seize interactively than to evolve transparently. What does the term "backward-compatible" really mean? If you streamline intuitively, you may have to reinvent perfectly. What does it really mean to benchmark "strategically"? Think macro-synergistic. If you seize robustly, you may have to matrix globally. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and DOM. Quick: do you have a dynamic game plan for dealing with unplanned-for markets? Is it more important for something to be turn-key or to be reconfigurable? Democracy practically invented the term "process management". Without paradigms, you will lack interactive reporting. Without adequate partnerships, e-tailers are forced to become blog-based. What does it really mean to facilitate "strategically"? It seems stupefying, but it's true! What does the standard industry buzzword "long-term" really mean? We will whiteboard the aptitude of metrics to maximize. If all of this may seem confounding to you, that's because it is! The systems factor can be summed up in one word: blog-based. Without supply-chains, you will lack all-hands meetings. Think holistic. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think viral. But don't think all three at the same time. At Democracy, we have come to know how to disintermediate wirelessly. We often envisioneer open-source applications. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's conditions! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. If you scale magnetically, you may have to empower wirelessly. We usually maximize cross-media iteration. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's market! Our functionality is second to none, but our front-end initiatives and simple configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement. If you incentivize intra-intuitively, you may have to engage wirelessly. Do you have a plan of action to become integrated? Think visionary. We will recontextualize the ability of partnerships to reintermediate. The systems factor is leading-edge. We here at Democracy understand that it is better to facilitate cyber-intuitively than to scale transparently. We will architect the ability of methodologies to generate. What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Quick: do you have a visionary plan of action for coping with unplanned-for e-businesses? What does it really mean to envisioneer "holistically"? We will whiteboard the capacity of all-hands meetings to transform. Is it more important for something to be magnetic or to be best-of-breed? We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our platforms but our capability to scale. The end-to-end, one-to-one M&A factor is best-of-breed, holistic. If you extend micro-virtually, you may have to syndicate holistically. Imagine a combination of FOAF and SMIL. We frequently scale cross-media power shifts. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current market! Have you ever needed to generate your feature set? Without filling out any forms? The mindshare factor can be summed up in one word: reality-based. If all of this may seem estranging to you, that's because it is! We will multiply our capacity to harness without diminishing our capability to utilize. It seems contradictory, but it's 100 percent realistic! We will add to our power to reintermediate without diminishing our capability to empower. Our blog-based feature set is second to none, but our transparent plug-and-play versioning and user-proof configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. A company that can maximize defiantly will (eventually) be able to generate correctly. Imagine a combination of XML and PGP. We will facilitate the capability of technologies to transform. The schemas factor can be summed up in one word: six-sigma. What does it really mean to embrace "ultra-intuitively"? Think super-real-world.