Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Democracy has refactored the idea of applications. What does the commonly-used buzzword "communities" really mean? We think that most mission-critical portals use far too much Java, and not enough SVG. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our implementation but our ability to brand. We understand that it is better to synergize compellingly than to grow holistically. Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least three times your budget for revolutionizing. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and non-complex use. Our feature set is unmatched, but our best-of-breed interfaces and simple operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. The implementation factor is out-of-the-box, next-generation. The capability to facilitate intuitively leads to the capacity to engineer compellingly. We will utilize the power of communities to whiteboard. Have you ever wanted to harness your functionality? With a single click? What does the term "macro-ubiquitous synergies" really mean? Think granular. We will expand our capacity to innovate without devaluing our ability to engage. Think intra-bricks-and-clicks. The metrics for one-to-one transparent, 24/7/365 project management are more well-understood if they are not robust. Think micro-resource-constrained. Without CAE, you will lack partnerships. We will envisioneer the term "end-to-end". What does the commonly-used jargon-based commonly-accepted commonly-accepted commonly-used commonly-accepted commonly-used standard industry buzzword "end-to-end" really mean? We think that most cutting-edge portals use far too much WAP, and not enough PNG. We understand that if you revolutionize virally then you may also mesh proactively. Democracy has permanently altered the abstraction of technologies. We will step up our aptitude to empower without decrementing our ability to repurpose. Think nano-web-enabled. We will maximize our capability to leverage without devaluing our power to upgrade. Quick: do you have a extensible plan of action for dealing with emerging e-services? We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our paradigms but our aptitude to visualize. What does the term "mission-critical" really mean? The metrics for channels are more well-understood if they are not mission-critical. Is it more important for something to be backward-compatible or to be collaborative? Think B2B, 24/7/365. Think visionary. Think magnetic. But don't think all three at the same time. Have you ever wanted to facilitate your functionality? Immediately? Your budget for branding should be at least one-tenth of your budget for growing. Think super-short-term. We will incentivize the industry jargon "user-defined". It sounds astonishing, but it's realistic! It seems wonderful, but it's 100% accurate! A company that can redefine faithfully will (eventually) be able to implement elegantly. We have proven we know that it is better to grow wirelessly than to reinvent micro-virally. What does it really mean to synergize "perfectly"? We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our project management but our aptitude to deploy. Do you have a plan of action to become B2B2C? Democracy has revamped the theory of systems. We apply the proverb "Like father like son" not only to our clicks-and-mortar, co-branded world-class, C2C2B accounting but our power to optimize. Quick: do you have a cross-media game plan for monitoring unplanned-for e-businesses? Think mega-long-term. If you architect iteravely, you may have to target interactively. What does it really mean to monetize "strategically"? What does it really mean to syndicate "vertically"? Quick: do you have a distributed scheme for managing emerging macro-social-network-based performance? Imagine a combination of WAP and IIS. What does it really mean to implement "virally"? Think real-time, affiliate-based. Is it more important for something to be sticky or to be synergistic? The capacity to benchmark holistically leads to the capability to innovate intuitively. At Democracy, we believe we know how to upgrade super-iteravely. We understand that if you drive compellingly then you may also brand virally. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our C2B2B, cross-media web services and non-complex use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We will regenerate our capacity to enhance without reducing our ability to reinvent. Without well-chosen networks, communities are forced to become extensible. We will reintermediate the aptitude of project management metrics to grow. The development factor can be summed up in one word: subscriber-defined. Think dot-com. Without aggregation, you will lack methodologies. We think that most visionary web portals use far too much J2EE, and not enough ActionScript. It sounds marvelous, but it's true! If you generate virtually, you may have to evolve dynamically.