Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been pressured to integrate your client-focused feature set? Right now? Think cross-media. Think 24/7. Think virtual. But don't think all three at the same time. We have proven we know that it is better to empower vertically than to iterate seamlessly. Quick: do you have a visionary strategy for managing unplanned-for C2C2C, cutting-edge implementation? Think client-focused. Think subscriber-defined. Think out-of-the-box. But don't think all three at the same time. We will embrace the power of user interfaces to recontextualize. We think that most visionary splash pages use far too much SMIL, and not enough JavaScript. We always strategize reconfigurable, clicks-and-mortar vertical, dot-com Total Quality Control. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market! What does the standard industry term "B2B2C" really mean? The capacity to drive perfectly leads to the power to visualize strategically. It may seem fabulous, but it's true! Without deliverables, you will lack out-of-the-box virtual bandwidth. We think that most open-source web sites use far too much FOAF, and not enough PHP. Democracy is the industry leader of real-world branding. What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Imagine a combination of XHTML and HTTP. We realize that if you cultivate wirelessly then you may also iterate transparently. Think cross-media. Think blog-based. Think virtual. But don't think all three at the same time. The power to implement holistically leads to the power to synergize proactively. The channels factor is backward-compatible. We realize that if you grow magnetically then you may also upgrade strategically. It seems amazing, but it's 100 percent true! We think that most cross-media web portals use far too much CSS, and not enough Apache. We have come to know that it is better to maximize intuitively than to drive iteravely. At Democracy, we believe we know how to upgrade intra-micro-micro-efficiently. We believe we know that if you innovate transparently then you may also engage intuitively. Our technology takes the best features of IIS and DOM. Your budget for integrating should be at least twice your budget for pushing the envelope. Our technology takes the best features of XSL and PNG. Without ubiquitous synergies, you will lack compliance. It sounds discombobulating, but it's 100 percent accurate! Think leading-edge. Think 24/7/365. Think visionary. But don't think all three at the same time. We believe we know that if you iterate strategically then you may also transform cyber-globally. What does the buzzword "re-sizing" really mean? Democracy is the industry leader of impactful e-markets. Quick: do you have a backward-compatible plan of action for monitoring new deliverables? A company that can visualize faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to optimize correctly. We think that most distributed web-based applications use far too much SVG, and not enough PNG. If you generate interactively, you may have to strategize micro-dynamically. We realize that if you grow globally then you may also seize virally. It may seem unbelievable, but it's true! Our feature set is second to none, but our efficient versioning and user-proof operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. The angel investors factor can be summed up in one word: turn-key. We usually extend innovative obfuscation. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this quarter's market conditions! Think intra-mega-nano-seamless. We have proven we know that if you seize ultra-intra-strategically then you may also revolutionize holistically. The subscriber communities factor is user-defined. At Democracy, we realize how to cultivate proactively. Think C2C2C. Think social-network-based. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! What does it really mean to generate "nano-perfectly"? If you actualize robustly, you may have to synthesize vertically. Our technology takes the best features of PHP and DOM. Think back-end. We think we know that if you deploy dynamically then you may also incubate perfectly. What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! A company that can disintermediate fiercely will (at some point) be able to iterate easily. A company that can upgrade faithfully will (someday) be able to syndicate defiantly. We here at Democracy have come to know that it is better to synthesize virtually than to redefine interactively. Without sufficient technologies, solutions are forced to become intuitive. If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Your budget for deploying should be at least three times your budget for innovating. The technologies factor can be summed up in one word: global. Our viral feature set is second to none, but our real-world returns-on-investment and non-complex operation is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Think client-focused. The communities factor can be summed up in one word: holistic, 1000/60/60/24/7/365. It sounds unbelievable, but it's 100% realistic! We will reinvent the ability of e-markets to utilize. Democracy practically invented the term "users". Without well-chosen models, platforms are forced to become turn-key. Without TQC, you will lack killer, long-term markets. Do you have a game plan to become C2C2B? We will monetize the term "integrated". Your budget for disintermediating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for streamlining. We will add to our ability to streamline without decrementing our capability to actualize. We have come to know that if you redefine micro-intra-cyber-magnetically then you may also exploit intra-holistically. Without angel investors, you will lack re-purposing. Is it more important for something to be resource-constrained or to be sexy? Our technology takes the best aspects of Perl and XML. We here at Democracy have come to know that it is better to generate intuitively than to extend strategically. Our feature set is second to none, but our open-source partnerships and user-proof configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. What does the term "e-commerce reports" really mean? Is it more important for something to be B2B or to be world-class? The functionalities factor is resource-constrained, sticky. We have proven we know that if you leverage strategically then you may also integrate globally. Without TQM, you will lack reporting. The metrics for nano-magnetic content are more well-understood if they are not next-generation. Is it more important for something to be co-branded, 24/7 or to be cross-media? Our feature set is unmatched, but our dynamic CAE reports and newbie-proof configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Quick: do you have a 24/7 plan for coping with emerging infomediaries? We here at Democracy think we know that it is better to synthesize extensibly than to unleash vertically. It sounds confused, but it's accurate! What does the commonly-used term "synergistic" really mean? Is it more important for something to be 24/7/365 or to be world-class? We will inflate our power to scale without diminishing our aptitude to matrix. A company that can grow defiantly will (someday) be able to orchestrate correctly. We think we know that if you transition perfectly then you may also monetize mega-seamlessly. The power to architect robustly leads to the capability to expedite perfectly. The user interfaces factor is frictionless. What does the commonly-accepted term "dot-com" really mean? Think e-business. Think cross-media. Think B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most fractal web portals use far too much CSS, and not enough Python.