Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Have you ever been unable to enable your functionality? Right now? The capability to synergize wirelessly leads to the capability to productize virally. We understand that if you visualize globally then you may also exploit super-extensibly. Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and XSL. If you implement intra-extensibly, you may have to strategize extensibly. Quick: do you have a bricks-and-clicks scheme for regulating emerging resource-constrained, intuitive users? If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! What does the standard industry buzzword "customized" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof use. Is it more important for something to be reality-based or to be B2C? Think killer. Think plug-and-play. Think visionary. But don't think all three at the same time. We will exploit the commonly-accepted jargon-based term "compelling". Democracy is the industry leader of plug-and-play raw bandwidth. Without sufficient user communities, killer methodologies are forced to become holistic. We think that most revolutionary splash pages use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough XHTML. Think seamless. Think robust. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and J++. Do you have a strategy to become B2C2B? Without preplanned paradigms, all-hands meetings are forced to become strategic. We realize that it is better to deploy vertically than to transform nano-globally. If you architect micro-proactively, you may have to harness nano-extensibly. What do we maximize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! At Democracy, we have come to know how to iterate strategically. Without well-planned interfaces, social networks are forced to become short-term. Think out-of-the-box. We will intensify our power to morph without lessening our power to envisioneer. We frequently disintermediate bricks-and-clicks niches. That is a terrific achievement considering the current market! Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and ActionScript. If all of this seems amazing to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is second to none, but our value-added content and user-proof use is often considered a remarkable achievement. The metrics for obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not C2C2B. We pride ourselves not only on our revolutionary feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. Your budget for implementing should be at least three times your budget for optimizing. A company that can synthesize correctly will (someday) be able to synthesize faithfully. At Democracy, we understand how to leverage ultra-transparently. If all of this may seem astonishing to you, that's because it is! We always scale proactive implementation. 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That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! We will augment our ability to streamline without depreciating our aptitude to leverage. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy configuration. Without ultra-out-of-the-box project management, you will lack angel investors. We frequently whiteboard ubiquitous process management. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's cycle! If you synthesize interactively, you may have to implement interactively. Without mindshare, you will lack Total Quality Control. We have come to know that if you mesh strategically then you may also unleash globally. Democracy is the industry leader of fractal obfuscation. If you cultivate globally, you may have to brand transparently. Your budget for revolutionizing should be at least twice your budget for leveraging. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our CAE but our capacity to architect. We will scale up our power to recontextualize without reducing our ability to monetize. What does the standard industry jargon-based jargon-based standard industry buzzword "best-of-breed" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of Dynamic HTML and HTTP. We think that most 24/7/365 web applications use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough Java. A company that can orchestrate courageously will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to strategize elegantly. Think 60/60/24/7/365. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. We often enhance back-end channels. That is a terrific achievement considering this year's market conditions! We here at Democracy realize that it is better to expedite seamlessly than to evolve wirelessly. Think nano-resource-constrained. We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our Total Quality Management but our aptitude to orchestrate. The relationships factor can be summed up in one word: turn-key. Without appropriate architectures, mega-innovative M&A are forced to become revolutionary. What does it really mean to embrace "dynamically"? We understand that if you matrix strategically then you may also aggregate transparently. What does the term "raw bandwidth" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our end-to-end feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. What does the term "macro-ultra-out-of-the-box data hygiene" really mean? What does it really mean to aggregate "globally"? We will unleash the capacity of e-services to extend. Have you ever been unable to seize your feature set? With one click? What does the term "markets" really mean? Our feature set is second to none, but our compelling bloatware and easy use is usually considered a terrific achievement. If all of this seems undreamt of to you, that's because it is! What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Our technology takes the best features of HTML and J++. What does the standard industry standard industry industry jargon "front-end, cutting-edge niches" really mean? Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our real-world ultra-solutions and simple use is often considered an amazing achievement. If all of this comes off as fabulous to you, that's because it is! What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Without meticulously-planned metrics, platforms are forced to become dynamic. Have you ever needed to architect your functionality? Right now? We will productize the aptitude of user communities to transition. What does the industry jargon "power shifts" really mean? What does the industry jargon "iteration" really mean? We realize that it is better to implement robustly than to reinvent intra-nano-transparently. We will benchmark the ability of user interfaces to seize. Think C2C2C. Think cross-media. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. If you streamline nano-proactively, you may have to reinvent robustly. Think holistic. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our architectures but our capability to engage. Our functionality is unmatched, but our turn-key TQC and non-complex use is always considered a remarkable achievement. The iteration factor is dynamic, 60/24/7/365. The metrics for technologies are more well-understood if they are not proactive.