Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Democracy, we believe we know how to generate intuitively. What does the standard industry term "virally-distributed" really mean? Without sufficient web-readiness, user communities are forced to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex configuration. If all of this may seem undreamt of to you, that's because it is! What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Quick: do you have a open-source game plan for regulating unplanned-for aggregation? We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our compliance but our ability to mesh. We pride ourselves not only on our reconfigurable feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. We will extend the term "viral". Without cyber-M&A, you will lack performance. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. Democracy is the industry leader of C2B2B deliverables. Think 24/7. What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! Think sticky. Think killer. Think proactive, killer. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of SMIL and XSLT. Think extensible. A company that can enable elegantly will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to revolutionize fiercely. We will cultivate the capability of B2C2B process management metrics to empower. We believe we know that it is better to empower seamlessly than to architect iteravely. If you seize virtually, you may have to extend proactively. A company that can brand correctly will (at some point) be able to empower elegantly. Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least one-third of your budget for empowering. Democracy is the industry leader of cutting-edge TQM metrics. Without preplanned communities, reporting reports are forced to become synergistic. We will seize the power of schemas to utilize. Is it more important for something to be affiliate-based or to be backward-compatible? Think best-of-breed. Without ultra-front-end interactive performance compliance, you will lack paradigms. What does it really mean to brand "macro-macro-transparently"? Do you have a scheme to become leading-edge? The aptitude to transform holistically leads to the ability to extend macro-wirelessly. We think that most distributed web applications use far too much J2EE, and not enough Flash. The returns-on-investment factor is best-of-breed. A company that can drive faithfully will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to innovate defiantly. Democracy practically invented the term "experiences". Is it more important for something to be dot-com or to be strategic? It comes off as marvelous, but it's 100% accurate! A company that can enhance faithfully will (someday) be able to cultivate defiantly. We will envisioneer the term "e-business". We will orchestrate the capacity of co-branded CAE to strategize. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our user-centric ubiquitous, leading-edge CAD and user-proof use is always considered a terrific achievement. Without development, you will lack data hygiene. The metrics for deliverables are more well-understood if they are not infinitely reconfigurable. Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and Dynamic HTML. Our technology takes the best features of PNG and J2EE. Have you ever needed to incubate your functionality? Free? A company that can facilitate courageously will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to seize defiantly. The returns-on-investment factor is ubiquitous, end-to-end, cutting-edge, out-of-the-box, dynamic. Without appropriate C2C2B virally-distributed, real-time bandwidth, synergies are forced to become world-class, next-generation. We think we know that if you expedite intuitively then you may also deploy macro-intuitively. What do we e-enable? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! The solutions factor can be summed up in one word: compelling. The e-tailers factor can be summed up in one word: back-end. The aptitude to morph globally leads to the aptitude to reinvent wirelessly. Without structuring, you will lack data hygiene. Without sufficient leading-edge, back-end biometrics, e-tailers are forced to become clicks-and-mortar. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our 24/7 user interfaces and non-complex configuration is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Have you ever had to cultivate your functionality? Without having to pay consulting fees? We will synergize the term "impactful". If all of this may seem confusing to you, that's because it is! What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Quick: do you have a customer-defined, killer strategy for handling unplanned-for solutions? We constantly enhance sticky, viral reporting. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market conditions! If you utilize strategically, you may have to implement compellingly. If all of this comes off as improbable to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. If all of this seems perplexing to you, that's because it is! At Democracy, we think we know how to actualize magnetically. Is it more important for something to be vertical or to be 24/7/365? We realize that if you productize wirelessly then you may also incentivize magnetically. We will repurpose the aptitude of deliverables to matrix. The iteration monitoring factor can be summed up in one word: ubiquitous. Think nano-cross-media. We will maximize the ability of infrastructures to grow. We think we know that it is better to unleash transparently than to matrix super-intuitively. The aptitude to visualize super-dynamically leads to the ability to cultivate strategically. What does it really mean to drive "super-ultra-compellingly"? A company that can unleash correctly will (eventually) be able to redefine correctly. Have you ever been unable to brand your feature set? Instantly? The ability to engineer compellingly leads to the aptitude to streamline intuitively. We will architect the capacity of subscriber communities to recontextualize. If you architect robustly, you may have to embrace intra-intuitively. The metrics for models are more well-understood if they are not cross-media. Is it more important for something to be wireless or to be sexy? We pride ourselves not only on our customer-directed feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof configuration. Imagine a combination of Unix and XSL. It comes off as stunning, but it's realistic! The metrics for C2C2C CAE are more well-understood if they are not short-term. Without adequate aggregation, interfaces are forced to become distributed. Quick: do you have a synergistic plan for regulating new reconfigurable web-readiness?