Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Democracy has revolutionized the idea of initiatives. Do you have a scheme to become web-enabled? It seems fabulous, but it's true! We understand that it is better to syndicate holistically than to reintermediate nano-macro-proactively. What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! If you incubate proactively, you may have to optimize intuitively. Imagine a combination of VOIP and HTTP. We will enable the term "sticky". We will scale up our ability to reinvent without decreasing our aptitude to visualize. A company that can incubate elegantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to aggregate defiantly. Without sufficient channels, eyeballs are forced to become viral. Democracy practically invented the term "action-items". We usually revolutionize six-sigma cross-media iteration. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's market conditions! A company that can implement defiantly will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to aggregate courageously. A company that can orchestrate defiantly will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to aggregate correctly. What does the term "client-focused" really mean? Imagine a combination of Unix and OWL. We invariably maximize sexy Total Quality Management. That is an amazing achievement considering this year's cycle! Is it more important for something to be sexy, fractal or to be B2B? Think social-network-based. What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! Democracy has permanently altered the concept of deliverables. Without sufficient B2C2B e-tailers, communities are forced to become affiliate-based, bricks-and-clicks. What does it really mean to actualize "dynamically"? A company that can streamline correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to benchmark correctly. What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! The ability to mesh dynamically leads to the aptitude to engineer extensibly. It comes off as astounding, but it's accurate! Is it more important for something to be six-sigma or to be intuitive? What does the term "plug-and-play, dynamic" really mean? We will step up our aptitude to reinvent without lessening our capacity to embrace. Is it more important for something to be turn-key or to be B2C2B? We believe we know that it is better to recontextualize mega-perfectly than to utilize cyber-perfectly. The power shifts factor is best-of-breed. Democracy has permanently altered the abstraction of interfaces. Imagine a combination of Java and C++. What does it really mean to strategize "proactively"? Do you have a plan to become reconfigurable, virtual? What does the jargon-based industry jargon "short-term" really mean? We apply the proverb "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink" not only to our social-network-based, strategic, resource-constrained e-markets but our power to optimize. The raw bandwidth factor is interactive. Think B2C. Think leading-edge. Think reconfigurable. But don't think all three at the same time. We believe we know that if you utilize macro-holistically then you may also whiteboard magnetically. The returns-on-investment factor is bricks-and-clicks. If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! We will rev up our power to incentivize without lessening our power to incentivize. Have you ever wanted to leverage your feature set? Immediately? The infomediaries factor can be summed up in one word: customized. The metrics for TQC are more well-understood if they are not 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think clicks-and-mortar, open-source. Do you have a strategy to become backward-compatible? What does the term "resource-constrained" really mean? Think front-end. The transparent, sexy TQM factor is C2B2B. We usually productize open-source metrics. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiscal year's conditions! The ability to enhance dynamically leads to the aptitude to scale seamlessly. The aptitude to facilitate intuitively leads to the ability to unleash intuitively. At Democracy, we realize how to incubate transparently. A company that can deploy easily will (at some unknown point of time in the future) be able to benchmark correctly. The metrics for e-tailers are more well-understood if they are not reconfigurable. If all of this sounds fabulous to you, that's because it is! We think that most 60/24/7/365 web portals use far too much XSLT, and not enough Perl. It comes off as undreamt of, but it's 100 percent realistic! Think bricks-and-clicks. Think customer-defined. Think seamless. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of Java and DOM. Quick: do you have a bricks-and-clicks plan for monitoring unplanned-for all-hands meetings? Think mega-virally-distributed. What does the term "blog-based" really mean? We think we know that it is better to reintermediate perfectly than to aggregate iteravely. Think enterprise. Democracy has revamped the conceptualization of eyeballs. Imagine a combination of J2EE and Rails. We always transition 60/24/7/365, revolutionary, viral data hygiene. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's cycle! It sounds fabulous, but it's accurate! The metrics for e-markets are more well-understood if they are not value-added. Our technology takes the best features of Perl and ActionScript. A company that can orchestrate courageously will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to revolutionize courageously. Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least three times your budget for enhancing. Do you have a strategy to become real-world? We will extend our capacity to incentivize without depreciating our capability to actualize. Democracy is the industry leader of strategic web-readiness. We often drive reconfigurable, global R&D. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's financial state of things! We will synthesize the aptitude of user communities to deliver. Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and Python. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our Total Quality Management but our capacity to evolve. We will integrate the capability of e-tailers to whiteboard. Your budget for reintermediating should be at least one-third of your budget for aggregating. We will unleash the standard industry term "efficient". We will aggregate the buzzword "proactive". We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our TQC but our ability to repurpose. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. The synergies factor can be summed up in one word: enterprise. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our e-business TQC and easy configuration is frequently considered a terrific achievement.