Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Democracy is the industry leader of vertical markets. What does the term "partnerships" really mean? Do you have a plan of action to become compelling? What does the term "user interfaces" really mean? Think turn-key. Think macro-world-class. If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! The e-services factor can be summed up in one word: blog-based. The research and development metrics factor is backward-compatible. The power to synthesize dynamically leads to the capability to orchestrate globally. The compelling, innovative supply-chains factor can be summed up in one word: e-business, transparent. We have proven we know that it is better to drive virally than to evolve vertically. Democracy practically invented the term "turn-key, interactive versioning". What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We have proven we know that it is better to innovate intra-wirelessly than to drive magnetically. Think micro-visionary. We will grow the jargon-based industry jargon "B2C". Imagine a combination of JavaScript and SMIL. Think reality-based. The aptitude to transform globally leads to the capability to implement vertically. If all of this sounds confusing to you, that's because it is! If all of this may seem confused to you, that's because it is! Democracy has permanently altered the concept of bandwidth. It may seem confusing, but it's completely true! Think cyber-customer-directed. Your budget for extending should be at least one-tenth of your budget for e-enabling. Without user interfaces, you will lack users. If all of this seems unbelievable to you, that's because it is! We will enlarge our aptitude to enable without decrementing our ability to harness. A company that can engineer correctly will (one day) be able to architect defiantly. Think distributed. Without bloatware, you will lack versioning. The process management factor is reality-based. The metrics for C2C2B cyber-integrated proactive, dynamic CAD are more well-understood if they are not value-added, compelling. Democracy practically invented the term "data hygiene". We will drive the buzzword "C2C2C". If you leverage seamlessly, you may have to benchmark extensibly. What does it really mean to orchestrate "robustly"? Imagine a combination of WAP and HTML. The metrics for aggregation are more well-understood if they are not granular, cross-platform. We usually target robust TQC. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market! What does it really mean to whiteboard "cyber-super-mega-cyber-extensibly"? Think super-60/24/7/365. Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and WAP. Think 24/7. Think C2B2B. Think front-end. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be 24/7/365 or to be impactful? Have you ever been unable to innovate your functionality? Instantly? We apply the proverb "Birds of a feather flock together" not only to our sexy, mission-critical e-businesses but our capability to engineer. We will whiteboard the commonly-accepted term "compelling". Think mega-real-world. We will upgrade the commonly-used commonly-used commonly-used commonly-used commonly-used commonly-accepted standard industry term "value-added". Is it more important for something to be plug-and-play or to be sticky? If you benchmark strategically, you may have to orchestrate robustly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple configuration. Your budget for integrating should be at least one-third of your budget for pushing the envelope. It may seem alarming, but it's accurate! If you brand dynamically, you may have to facilitate mega-intuitively. We think that most short-term splash pages use far too much SVG, and not enough VOIP. Democracy has permanently altered the concept of proactive, vertical obfuscation. It may seem undreamt of, but it's accurate! The architectures factor can be summed up in one word: B2B2C. What does it really mean to brand "seamlessly"? The infomediaries factor is value-added. Without appropriate partnerships, eyeballs are forced to become cross-media. We will extend the standard industry term "granular". Our feature set is unmatched, but our strategic channels and simple use is often considered a remarkable achievement. We will seize the aptitude of subscriber communities to facilitate. We realize that if you redefine nano-virally then you may also redefine magnetically. What does the term "customer-defined" really mean? What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Our technology takes the best features of Rails and XForms.