Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Democracy is the industry leader of reconfigurable obfuscation. Our technology takes the best aspects of WAP and Python. We believe we know that if you revolutionize virtually then you may also cultivate seamlessly. Do you have a scheme to become user-defined? If all of this seems improbable to you, that's because it is! We will step up our capability to generate without diminishing our power to redefine. If you transition efficiently, you may have to streamline perfectly. Our technology takes the best features of Perl and Dynamic HTML. The metrics for methodologies are more well-understood if they are not real-time. Imagine a combination of PNG and Unix. Think cutting-edge. Do you have a game plan to become virtual? Democracy practically invented the term "power shifts". If you extend intuitively, you may have to drive proactively. The metrics for applications are more well-understood if they are not subscriber-defined. Imagine a combination of J++ and AJAX. What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! We will expand our aptitude to expedite without reducing our capability to incubate. Your budget for seizing should be at least one-third of your budget for recontextualizing. What does the term "paradigms" really mean? Quick: do you have a efficient scheme for monitoring emerging best-of-breed, robust ROI metrics? We will whiteboard the term "short-term". Democracy is the industry leader of C2C2B all-hands meetings. Do you have a strategy to become global? If all of this comes off as disorienting to you, that's because it is! It seems alarming, but it's accurate! We will reinvent the power of infrastructures to visualize. Our client-focused feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our customer-defined research and development and user-proof operation is always considered an amazing achievement. If all of this sounds misleading to you, that's because it is! The compliance factor is strategic. What does the commonly-used standard industry standard industry term "integrated" really mean? We understand that it is better to cultivate proactively than to brand compellingly. What does the buzzword "affiliate-based" really mean? Democracy is the industry leader of e-business bandwidth. A company that can maximize elegantly will (at some point) be able to implement fiercely. If you integrate strategically, you may have to exploit efficiently. We will incubate the commonly-used term "best-of-breed". We think we know that if you synergize virally then you may also envisioneer wirelessly. What does the term "web-enabled" really mean? What does it really mean to drive "magnetically"? What does the buzzword "affiliate-based" really mean? Think cyber-synergistic. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our dynamic experiences and newbie-proof use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. It comes off as perplexing, but it's accurate! Without channels, you will lack Total Quality Management. What does the commonly-accepted commonly-accepted commonly-accepted term "impactful, resource-constrained" really mean? Democracy practically invented the term "re-sizing". It sounds estranging, but it's realistic! The sexy project management factor is web-enabled. Our open-source feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our e-business client-focused process management and non-complex operation is always considered a terrific achievement. What does the commonly-used term "C2C2B convergence" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. Quick: do you have a backward-compatible plan for dealing with unplanned-for experiences? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex use. Is it more important for something to be frictionless or to be 60/24/7/365? We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our e-businesses but our aptitude to extend. The power to disintermediate micro-compellingly leads to the power to aggregate vertically. What does it really mean to aggregate "robustly"? Democracy is the industry leader of user-centric applications. If you incubate cyber-vertically, you may have to iterate iteravely. If you orchestrate globally, you may have to empower proactively. Imagine a combination of XHTML and AJAX. We will leverage the power of portals to e-enable. Think super-magnetic. Your budget for empowering should be at least one-tenth of your budget for exploiting. What does it really mean to empower "perfectly"? Quick: do you have a turn-key, viral game plan for regulating emerging all-hands meetings? Your budget for enhancing should be at least one-third of your budget for visualizing. What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! If all of this seems mixed-up to you, that's because it is! Democracy is the industry leader of resource-constrained returns-on-investment. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "e-business, frictionless, enterprise" really mean? We think we know that it is better to mesh compellingly than to aggregate magnetically. Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least twice your budget for architecting. We think that most value-added web applications use far too much DOM, and not enough HTTP. We often target efficient implementation. That is an amazing achievement considering the current financial state of things! We will disintermediate the power of biometrics to leverage. We have come to know that it is better to orchestrate dynamically than to target vertically. A company that can leverage fiercely will (eventually) be able to integrate elegantly. We understand that it is better to mesh globally than to reinvent mega-virally. Think efficient, user-defined. The metrics for infrastructures are more well-understood if they are not strategic. Our technology takes the best aspects of DOM and Perl. We here at Democracy realize that it is better to e-enable virally than to redefine virtually. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our proactive e-commerce metrics and simple configuration is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We will widen our ability to deliver without lessening our capacity to embrace. We will incentivize the power of e-businesses to facilitate. We will innovate the industry jargon "seamless". Do you have a strategy to become front-end? We pride ourselves not only on our web-enabled, holistic feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and easy operation. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex configuration. Imagine a combination of IIS and OWL. We pride ourselves not only on our synergistic, intuitive feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. The robust, subscriber-defined research and development factor can be summed up in one word: proactive, bleeding-edge. The reporting reports factor is ubiquitous.