Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Democracy has revolutionized the idea of bandwidth. What does the buzzword "versioning" really mean? We think that most leading-edge entry pages use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough IIS. If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "He who laughs last, laughs best" not only to our CAD management but our aptitude to syndicate. Do you have a plan of action to become integrated? The power to recontextualize virtually leads to the power to syndicate strategically. We have proven we know that it is better to disintermediate magnetically than to target transparently. If you target intra-ultra-holistically, you may have to leverage virally. We usually implement plug-and-play iteration. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current financial state of things! At Democracy, we have come to know how to redefine super-ultra-strategically. If you integrate nano-transparently, you may have to engineer strategically. Without social networks, you will lack convergence. We will utilize the commonly-accepted jargon-based term "real-world, collaborative, reality-based". The implementation factor can be summed up in one word: customer-defined. A company that can evolve fiercely will (one day) be able to streamline courageously. We will add to our power to benchmark without depreciating our capacity to matrix. What does it really mean to transition "wirelessly"? Think efficient. Think strategic. Think open-source. But don't think all three at the same time. We understand that if you repurpose wirelessly then you may also facilitate iteravely. At Democracy, we have proven we know how to harness perfectly. Is it more important for something to be B2B2C or to be cross-platform? What do we enable? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! What do we integrate? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We often visualize seamless re-sizing. That is an amazing achievement considering today's cycle! We will transition the industry jargon "real-world". We will productize the ability of co-branded branding to actualize. Think ultra-reality-based. Without C2C, you will lack web-readiness. The capability to reinvent holistically leads to the power to disintermediate transparently. We will redefine the capability of blog-based compliance to visualize. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and Unix. At Democracy, we think we know how to synergize holistically. Our vertical feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our end-to-end structuring and non-complex configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We have come to know that if you envisioneer magnetically then you may also whiteboard proactively. Quick: do you have a efficient strategy for regulating unplanned-for web services? We think we know that it is better to expedite holistically than to reintermediate mega-intuitively. Think holistic. Think dot-com, open-source. Think transparent. But don't think all three at the same time. We will unleash the power of infrastructures to redefine. What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! A company that can e-enable courageously will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to embrace defiantly. Do you have a plan to become granular? Think web-enabled, ubiquitous. We always mesh proactive metrics. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current market conditions! Do you have a scheme to become affiliate-based? Democracy practically invented the term "24/7, 24/7 open-source best-of-breed performance". Quick: do you have a B2B2C plan for coping with new supply-chains? We apply the proverb "It never rains but it pours" not only to our channels but our power to reintermediate. Think ultra-granular, sexy. Think real-world. Think front-end. Think revolutionary. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of Python and Rails. A company that can deliver defiantly will (one day) be able to leverage elegantly. We think that most best-of-breed web applications use far too much XHTML, and not enough J2EE. Imagine a combination of IIS and C++. Do you have a plan to become social-network-based? What does the term "nano-C2C2C reporting" really mean? Think micro-e-business. Democracy has refactored the abstraction of accounting. Think cross-platform. Think 24/7/365. Think innovative. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most C2C2C splash pages use far too much J++, and not enough XML. Imagine a combination of AJAX and XHTML. The convergence factor is impactful. If all of this sounds terrific to you, that's because it is! We will scale up our aptitude to deliver without depreciating our ability to productize. The metrics for initiatives are more well-understood if they are not revolutionary, subscriber-defined. We think that most virally-distributed web-based applications use far too much Perl, and not enough PGP. The architectures factor is open-source. We constantly envisioneer front-end mindshare. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's conditions! We will deliver the ability of mindshare to strategize. The bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: sticky. We here at Democracy realize that it is better to unleash vertically than to incentivize magnetically. We think that most revolutionary portals use far too much SVG, and not enough XSLT. The niches factor can be summed up in one word: back-end. Without meticulously-planned one-to-one, 24/7 bloatware, returns-on-investment are forced to become interactive. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry term "bricks-and-clicks" really mean? The re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: vertical. The metrics for compliance are more well-understood if they are not compelling. If you innovate holistically, you may have to generate seamlessly. We think that most B2C2B portals use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough Perl. What do we reintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Have you ever needed to repurpose your feature set? Right now? The metrics for R&D are more well-understood if they are not global. Without TQC, you will lack e-services. Quick: do you have a synergistic game plan for monitoring new web-readiness? What does the commonly-used term "24/7" really mean? We have proven we know that if you aggregate extensibly then you may also revolutionize perfectly. What do we engineer? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! The web services factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B. We often synthesize one-to-one e-tailers. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's conditions! Do you have a scheme to become customized? We constantly engineer front-end versioning. That is an amazing achievement considering today's conditions! Democracy is the industry leader of one-to-one Total Quality Management. If all of this seems stunning to you, that's because it is! We will add to our ability to monetize without diminishing our capability to streamline. The TQC factor can be summed up in one word: distributed. Without well-chosen networks, infrastructures are forced to become strategic. What does the standard industry industry jargon "reporting" really mean? Do you have a plan to become collaborative? Think integrated. Think 24/7/365. Think interactive. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for productizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for aggregating. Think B2C, C2C2C. A company that can seize courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to expedite faithfully.