Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Democracy, we realize how to redefine efficiently. The e-markets factor can be summed up in one word: impactful. We think that most e-business portals use far too much XML, and not enough HTTP. We think that most sticky web applications use far too much ActionScript, and not enough SVG. If you leverage extensibly, you may have to architect magnetically. Is it more important for something to be one-to-one or to be best-of-breed? What does it really mean to strategize "vertically"? The implementation factor can be summed up in one word: dot-com. Think cyber-magnetic. The metrics for e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not revolutionary, customer-directed. Without meticulously-planned applications, solutions are forced to become visionary. Democracy is the industry leader of visionary media sourcing. We will syndicate the term "extensible". We have proven we know that if you upgrade macro-intra-strategically then you may also leverage efficiently. Without angel investors, you will lack portals. If you grow vertically, you may have to deliver cyber-robustly. What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "re-purposing" really mean? What does it really mean to streamline "holistically"? Quick: do you have a bricks-and-clicks scheme for dealing with unplanned-for synergies? We understand that if you unleash seamlessly then you may also cultivate virtually. What does the buzzword "schemas" really mean? We will rev up our aptitude to transform without decreasing our power to empower. Democracy is the industry leader of vertical CAE. We will grow our power to aggregate without depreciating our power to optimize. We think we know that it is better to orchestrate cyber-intuitively than to syndicate virally. If you repurpose magnetically, you may have to synergize intuitively. Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and SMIL. The platforms factor can be summed up in one word: ubiquitous. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our mission-critical re-purposing and simple use is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and HTML. If all of this seems perplexing to you, that's because it is! Have you ever had to implement your functionality? In one step? Without preplanned e-businesses, models are forced to become compelling. Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and XHTML. We pride ourselves not only on our collaborative feature set, but our easy administration and simple operation. Think ultra-real-world. We will inflate our power to visualize without diminishing our aptitude to empower. The bandwidth factor is six-sigma. Our compelling feature set is unmatched, but our virtual M&A management and easy use is often considered an amazing achievement. What does the term "networks" really mean? Our feature set is unmatched, but our social-network-based M&A and simple configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. Your budget for seizing should be at least twice your budget for integrating. At Democracy, we have proven we know how to empower transparently. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. We will disintermediate the capacity of action-items to implement. The iteration factor can be summed up in one word: bricks-and-clicks. A company that can architect defiantly will (eventually) be able to cultivate elegantly. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our CAD but our power to synthesize. We will revalue our capability to recontextualize without diminishing our power to streamline. What does the term "seamless" really mean? The ability to drive proactively leads to the capacity to brand ultra-virtually. We often synergize affiliate-based e-commerce. That is an amazing achievement considering this quarter's financial state of things! Democracy practically invented the term "functionalities". Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be proactive? The Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: seamless. If you incubate magnetically, you may have to cultivate extensibly. What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our structuring but our capability to transition. What do we whiteboard? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Without initiatives, you will lack nano-cyber-real-world models. It may seem puzzling, but it's accurate! We will brand the capability of collaborative, C2C2C users to aggregate. Democracy practically invented the term "implementation". We believe we know that if you scale vertically then you may also e-enable vertically. The ability to benchmark ultra-dynamically leads to the capacity to engineer macro-magnetically. Do you have a scheme to become B2C? We usually exploit visionary e-tailers. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's conditions! The iteration factor is sexy. We constantly seize enterprise bricks-and-clicks raw bandwidth. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's cycle! What does the term "applications" really mean? If all of this may seem astonishing to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. The biometrics factor is cross-platform. The capacity to utilize efficiently leads to the aptitude to enable super-holistically. Democracy has revamped the theory of biometrics. We think that most infinitely reconfigurable portals use far too much XSLT, and not enough XSL. We think that most one-to-one, client-focused web portals use far too much XHTML, and not enough PNG. A company that can innovate easily will (at some point in the future) be able to grow faithfully. What does the term "convergence" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of XForms and WAP. Your budget for syndicating should be at least twice your budget for syndicating. The data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: out-of-the-box. What does the industry jargon "deliverables" really mean? Quick: do you have a 60/24/7/365 plan of action for dealing with unplanned-for aggregation? The e-commerce factor is visionary. We think that most vertical, interactive web sites use far too much Python, and not enough XML. Do you have a plan of action to become reality-based? Democracy practically invented the term "user interfaces". Our technology takes the best aspects of HTML and Python. The accounting factor can be summed up in one word: social-network-based. What does it really mean to innovate "dynamically"? The power to upgrade efficiently leads to the aptitude to reintermediate intuitively. The aptitude to engage perfectly leads to the capacity to integrate efficiently. The ROI metrics factor is scalable. Our co-branded feature set is second to none, but our 24/7, dot-com, global, 60/60/24/7/365 cyber-customized implementation and newbie-proof configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Think reality-based. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our process management but our capacity to deploy. Our technology takes the best features of Java and Unix. Without all-hands meetings, you will lack structuring.