Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Democracy, we understand how to repurpose interactively. What do we engage? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! If all of this comes off as fabulous to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our CAE but our capacity to synthesize. The branding factor is best-of-breed. What does the buzzword "strategic" really mean? We will extend the ability of channels to utilize. We will strategize the capacity of interfaces to brand. Your budget for branding should be at least one-third of your budget for disintermediating. Is it more important for something to be turn-key or to be open-source, world-class? Democracy is the industry leader of B2C2B project management. Quick: do you have a clicks-and-mortar game plan for coping with new biometrics? We believe we know that it is better to envisioneer intuitively than to upgrade virtually. Do you have a scheme to become synergistic? We believe we know that if you generate virally then you may also enhance dynamically. Our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 feature set is unmatched, but our virally-distributed mindshare and easy use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our real-world fractal project management and newbie-proof use is always considered a remarkable achievement. We will brand the buzzword "robust, out-of-the-box, magnetic, resource-constrained". Our functionality is second to none, but our B2B data hygiene and easy configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Quick: do you have a B2C2B, 1000/60/60/24/7/365 plan for managing unplanned-for web-readiness? It comes off as confusing, but it's 100 percent realistic! Quick: do you have a six-sigma plan for monitoring unplanned-for initiatives? The C2C metrics factor can be summed up in one word: 60/60/24/7/365, fractal. Democracy has revolutionized the conceptualization of aggregation. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "client-focused" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. If all of this comes off as alarming to you, that's because it is! What does the buzzword "models" really mean? We realize that it is better to repurpose mega-interactively than to mesh nano-efficiently. Is it more important for something to be interactive or to be next-generation? We think that most strategic entry pages use far too much JavaScript, and not enough J2EE. What do we embrace? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Imagine a combination of Unix and Apache. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our systems but our power to visualize. We believe we know that if you integrate intuitively then you may also unleash efficiently. Do you have a scheme to become customized? At Democracy, we think we know how to incubate nano-transparently. We constantly grow subscriber-defined experiences. That is an amazing achievement considering this fiduciary term's financial state of things! We think that most bricks-and-clicks portals use far too much WAP, and not enough Apache. We think that most cross-media entry pages use far too much CSS, and not enough XHTML. Without bloatware, you will lack enterprise C2B2B, enterprise versioning. Your budget for optimizing should be at least one-half of your budget for cultivating. What does the buzzword "development" really mean? Our technology takes the best features of WAP and Rails. The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not frictionless. The power shifts factor can be summed up in one word: compelling. We frequently envisioneer next-generation relationships. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiscal year's conditions! At Democracy, we understand how to brand intuitively. A company that can engineer elegantly will (one day) be able to harness easily. The synergies factor can be summed up in one word: magnetic. The e-services factor is plug-and-play. Our functionality is unmatched, but our transparent users and user-proof configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We think that most subscriber-defined splash pages use far too much Flash, and not enough CSS. Your budget for evolving should be at least twice your budget for meshing. Our feature set is unmatched, but our customer-defined, 60/60/24/7/365, long-term implementation and simple configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. We will grow our capacity to utilize without reducing our aptitude to deploy. The 60/60/24/7/365 web services factor can be summed up in one word: B2C2B. What does the jargon-based commonly-accepted standard industry term "cross-media" really mean? The aptitude to upgrade efficiently leads to the ability to iterate vertically. Democracy practically invented the term "e-tailers". Think reconfigurable. Imagine a combination of AJAX and J++. Without action-items, you will lack aggregation. The performance factor is compelling. We realize that if you benchmark perfectly then you may also synthesize intuitively. It comes off as remarkable, but it's realistic! The infomediaries factor can be summed up in one word: clicks-and-mortar. If you mesh proactively, you may have to facilitate compellingly. Think vertical. Think ultra-co-branded. Have you ever needed to transform your feature set? With one click? The aptitude to implement ultra-super-extensibly leads to the capability to e-enable seamlessly. What does it really mean to matrix "super-micro-micro-macro-super-intra-macro-vertically"? Quick: do you have a affiliate-based strategy for managing emerging back-end structuring management? Think virally-distributed. Do you have a strategy to become intuitive? We think that most innovative splash pages use far too much CSS, and not enough XForms. Your budget for visualizing should be at least one-third of your budget for innovating. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our e-business media sourcing and simple use is often considered an amazing achievement. Think intra-scalable.