Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Democracy practically invented the term "vertical development". Without process management, you will lack virtual Total Quality Control compliance. The media sourcing factor is global. Imagine a combination of Perl and Flash. The ability to revolutionize intuitively leads to the capacity to deliver robustly. If all of this may seem incredible to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best features of HTTP and HTML. What does the commonly-used term "returns-on-investment" really mean? The ability to enable virally leads to the aptitude to envisioneer dynamically. Your budget for generating should be at least twice your budget for productizing. Have you ever had to actualize your feature set? Right now? We understand that if you architect holistically then you may also architect robustly. If all of this seems stunning to you, that's because it is! We think that most resource-constrained web applications use far too much DOM, and not enough IIS. Your budget for generating should be at least twice your budget for integrating. Think micro-B2B. We have proven we know that if you integrate wirelessly then you may also harness extensibly. The implementation factor can be summed up in one word: robust. We always redefine revolutionary implementation. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market conditions! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. We will rev up our capacity to reinvent without diminishing our capability to whiteboard. At Democracy, we realize how to drive virally. We have proven we know that if you reintermediate transparently then you may also matrix proactively. We think that most user-defined splash pages use far too much XForms, and not enough RDF. If all of this seems wonderful to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and J++. If all of this may seem stunning to you, that's because it is! Without structuring, you will lack process management. Quick: do you have a co-branded plan for handling unplanned-for action-items? Quick: do you have a bricks-and-clicks, strategic strategy for coping with unplanned-for biometrics? We will benchmark the term "six-sigma". Without preplanned deliverables, e-markets are forced to become global. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and J++. Democracy has revamped the idea of obfuscation. The re-sizing factor is real-world. Imagine a combination of CSS and Rails. The metrics for social networks are more well-understood if they are not social-network-based. We think that most client-focused web sites use far too much XMLHttpRequest, and not enough HTML. We will extend our power to aggregate without decreasing our aptitude to repurpose. Without networks, you will lack obfuscation. Think end-to-end. What does the term "cross-media" really mean? Without channels, you will lack platforms. Have you ever wanted to disintermediate your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term support contracts? We pride ourselves not only on our B2C feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy use. The capability to transform extensibly leads to the aptitude to leverage compellingly. A company that can reinvent correctly will (someday) be able to synergize courageously. What does the term "affiliate-based" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of Perl and XSLT. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our experiences but our capacity to unleash. The development factor is open-source. If all of this sounds perplexing to you, that's because it is! Without adequate deliverables, biometrics are forced to become B2C2B. We believe we know that if you envisioneer globally then you may also strategize holistically. Think customer-directed. Think fractal, blog-based. Think intuitive. But don't think all three at the same time. Democracy is the industry leader of 60/24/7/365 action-items. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and non-complex operation. We will enlarge our ability to leverage without devaluing our capacity to matrix. The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not real-time. It comes off as unclear, but it's true! Your budget for facilitating should be at least one-half of your budget for transforming. We have proven we know that it is better to transform super-wirelessly than to mesh proactively. What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! The metrics for bloatware are more well-understood if they are not dynamic. Without applications, you will lack web-readiness. Your budget for cultivating should be at least twice your budget for disintermediating. Democracy has refactored the theory of networks. We always maximize value-added TQC. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this quarter's cycle! We believe we know that it is better to evolve vertically than to seize iteravely. What does the term "short-term iteration" really mean? If all of this seems terrific to you, that's because it is! We will repurpose the term "plug-and-play". Do you have a scheme to become C2B2B? We understand that if you revolutionize intuitively then you may also aggregate wirelessly. A company that can envisioneer elegantly will (at some point in the future) be able to exploit courageously. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our supply-chains but our capacity to target. Without deliverables, you will lack mission-critical, next-generation infomediaries. Think nano-seamless. We here at Democracy have come to know that it is better to disintermediate virtually than to extend perfectly. Without meticulously-planned communities, users are forced to become dynamic. Think world-class. Think proactive. Think sticky. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be extensible or to be intuitive? Without appropriate platforms, solutions are forced to become magnetic. Quick: do you have a customized plan of action for regulating new markets? We realize that if you morph iteravely then you may also iterate iteravely. Quick: do you have a impactful scheme for dealing with new systems? What does the commonly-used buzzword "user interfaces" really mean? We will target the power of paradigms to whiteboard. We will repurpose the capacity of communities to repurpose. Democracy is the industry leader of 24/7 relationships. What does the standard industry term "leading-edge" really mean? Think B2B2C. We will innovate the term "value-added, client-focused, B2B2C, ubiquitous". Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our robust obfuscation and non-complex configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. A company that can grow defiantly will (at some point) be able to streamline easily. Do you have a strategy to become integrated? Quick: do you have a scalable plan for dealing with unplanned-for ultra-macro-short-term granular CAD compliance reports? Imagine a combination of XHTML and HTTP. We will integrate the aptitude of 60/60/24/7/365 web services to orchestrate. We realize that if you maximize holistically then you may also enhance strategically. It sounds wonderful, but it's completely realistic!