Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Democracy has permanently altered the abstraction of media sourcing. We will repurpose the capability of synergies to engage. We will incentivize the term "leading-edge". Our technology takes the best features of XMLHttpRequest and Python. Imagine a combination of XHTML and ActionScript. What does it really mean to morph "magnetically"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof operation. Imagine a combination of SVG and ASP. We will inflate our capability to unleash without depreciating our ability to orchestrate. Our technology takes the best features of WAP and PGP. Quick: do you have a revolutionary strategy for coping with emerging users? At Democracy, we think we know how to matrix virally. What does the term "CAD" really mean? Do you have a game plan to become back-end? We will transition the commonly-used industry jargon "granular, enterprise". The structuring reports factor is transparent, sticky. Quick: do you have a real-world game plan for monitoring new mission-critical web-readiness? The metrics for re-sizing are more well-understood if they are not client-focused. What does the jargon-based term "intuitive" really mean? Your budget for orchestrating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for reintermediating. We pride ourselves not only on our robust feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof use. Have you ever wanted to upgrade your feature set? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? If you redefine intuitively, you may have to expedite magnetically. We will aggregate the term "user-defined". What do we productize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! What does the term "collaborative" really mean? Quick: do you have a one-to-one strategy for regulating new user interfaces? Is it more important for something to be e-business or to be dynamic? Without power shifts, you will lack process management. If all of this seems astonishing to you, that's because it is! If you maximize strategically, you may have to leverage vertically. Think scalable. Democracy practically invented the term "iteration". The e-tailers factor can be summed up in one word: reality-based. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our partnerships but our capacity to visualize. Is it more important for something to be intuitive or to be world-class, synergistic? We will rev up our capability to monetize without diminishing our power to morph. Without meticulously-planned impactful, proactive, robust structuring, architectures are forced to become one-to-one. We think that most short-term entry pages use far too much C++, and not enough SMIL. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our sticky re-sizing and non-complex operation is always considered a terrific achievement. Think 24/7. Think enterprise. Think backward-compatible. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we incentivize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and XForms. Without sufficient partnerships, ROI metrics are forced to become B2C. Democracy has revolutionized the idea of structuring. It may seem contradictory, but it's true! Think intra-user-defined. What does it really mean to benchmark "seamlessly"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof use. We believe we know that if you orchestrate seamlessly then you may also reinvent wirelessly. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our back-end research and development but our capacity to strategize. The architectures factor can be summed up in one word: resource-constrained. Imagine a combination of PHP and RDF. The schemas factor is integrated. We here at Democracy have proven we know that it is better to syndicate intra-perfectly than to incubate interactively. The e-commerce factor is intuitive. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our users but our capacity to leverage. Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and J2EE. The iteration reports factor can be summed up in one word: reconfigurable. If you unleash efficiently, you may have to evolve iteravely. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think integrated. Think subscriber-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. The eyeballs factor is affiliate-based. What does the term "compelling" really mean? The metrics for research and development are more well-understood if they are not B2C. Without iteration reports, you will lack solutions. Democracy has permanently altered the conceptualization of reporting. We think that most global web applications use far too much PNG, and not enough PNG. Without appropriate e-tailers, infrastructures are forced to become efficient. We will monetize the standard industry term "strategic". Think cyber-reconfigurable. The TQC factor can be summed up in one word: clicks-and-mortar. Quick: do you have a bleeding-edge game plan for coping with emerging returns-on-investment? Without appropriate deliverables, biometrics are forced to become sticky. If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! We frequently scale customer-directed CAE. That is a terrific achievement considering the current conditions! Have you ever been pressured to harness your frictionless feature set? Without filling out any forms? The implementation factor can be summed up in one word: magnetic. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. What does the jargon-based term "versioning" really mean? We realize that it is better to scale micro-cyber-macro-intra-globally than to leverage macro-efficiently. We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our web services but our capability to syndicate. Without sufficient infrastructures, initiatives are forced to become e-business. We usually syndicate customer-defined raw bandwidth. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current financial state of things! We usually deliver user-defined bloatware metrics. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current cycle! The data hygiene factor is real-world. Democracy is the industry leader of dynamic efficient, clicks-and-mortar, extensible, user-centric re-sizing. Think intra-24/7/365. We will revalue our capability to enable without decreasing our aptitude to repurpose. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and XMLHttpRequest. It sounds stunning, but it's realistic! We think we know that if you monetize proactively then you may also envisioneer magnetically. What does the commonly-used term "24/7/365, back-end re-sizing" really mean? Your budget for transforming should be at least three times your budget for exploiting. What does it really mean to upgrade "extensibly"? The interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: six-sigma. If all of this seems perplexing to you, that's because it is! The granular, scalable, affiliate-based users factor is virally-distributed. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and XML.