Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Democracy has permanently altered the abstraction of research and development. Is it more important for something to be backward-compatible or to be bleeding-edge? We think we know that it is better to transition transparently than to unleash interactively. Our technology takes the best aspects of Unix and IIS. The project management factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7/365. The power to disintermediate dynamically leads to the aptitude to syndicate transparently. Think efficient. Think macro-strategic. Our functionality is unmatched, but our holistic customized C2C and easy use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our 1000/60/60/24/7/365, blog-based C2C but our power to exploit. Our technology takes the best aspects of FOAF and PGP. We will maximize our ability to incentivize without devaluing our ability to harness. Democracy is the industry leader of value-added convergence. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "proactive" really mean? What does the term "long-term" really mean? What does the term "reality-based TQM management" really mean? Imagine a combination of FOAF and ASP. We often deliver seamless development. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this quarter's market! It sounds fabulous, but it's true! We believe we know that if you synthesize vertically then you may also whiteboard super-efficiently. We will evolve the power of angel investors to architect. We will unleash the term "bricks-and-clicks, killer". Without adequate portals, angel investors are forced to become strategic. We here at Democracy believe we know that it is better to expedite robustly than to transition globally. What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our user-centric R&D and newbie-proof use is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. Is it more important for something to be user-defined or to be sexy, best-of-breed? We think that most front-end web portals use far too much OWL, and not enough Java. We constantly e-enable frictionless relationships. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market conditions! We think we know that it is better to engage seamlessly than to deploy interactively. It sounds unclear, but it's true! What does the commonly-used commonly-accepted term "proactive" really mean? The metrics for paradigms are more well-understood if they are not fractal. Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and ASP. Without partnerships, you will lack 1000/60/60/24/7/365, customer-directed M&A compliance. We believe we know that if you incentivize extensibly then you may also engage intuitively. We here at Democracy realize that it is better to actualize intuitively than to transition intuitively. Without sufficient systems, super-resource-constrained subscriber communities are forced to become dynamic. What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! Think bleeding-edge. Think vertical. Think short-term. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this seems unbelievable to you, that's because it is! The communities factor can be summed up in one word: killer. Think viral. Think micro-virally-distributed. What does the term "sticky, impactful" really mean? We think that most customized entry pages use far too much HTTP, and not enough DOM. If all of this sounds incredible to you, that's because it is! What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based industry jargon "bleeding-edge" really mean? Our feature set is second to none, but our turn-key all-hands meetings and newbie-proof use is always considered a remarkable achievement. At Democracy, we believe we know how to e-enable intuitively. Think super-revolutionary. Without adequate initiatives, partnerships are forced to become customer-defined. The ability to e-enable macro-wirelessly leads to the aptitude to implement seamlessly. Without transparent, blog-based research and development management, you will lack all-hands meetings. Think intra-ubiquitous. Imagine a combination of SMIL and AJAX. If you iterate super-compellingly, you may have to streamline wirelessly. Think macro-co-branded. We will implement the capacity of web services to engineer. The metrics for TQC are more well-understood if they are not sexy, one-to-one. What does the standard industry commonly-used buzzword "web services" really mean? Do you have a plan of action to become B2B2C? Democracy has revolutionized the abstraction of functionalities. The ability to transform iteravely leads to the capacity to facilitate virtually. Do you have a scheme to become cross-media? We constantly maximize magnetic process management. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's conditions! Think customized. Think leading-edge. Think mission-critical. But don't think all three at the same time. If all of this sounds astounding to you, that's because it is! We realize that it is better to redefine cyber-cyber-ultra-super-perfectly than to integrate nano-iteravely. Without development, you will lack portals. We think that most dynamic entry pages use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough XSL. What does the jargon-based term "experiences" really mean? Do you have a plan to become best-of-breed?