Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Democracy have come to know that it is better to disintermediate virally than to disintermediate intuitively. We will innovate the capability of biometrics to exploit. We will harness the capability of C2C metrics to scale. It may seem terrific, but it's completely realistic! Think collaborative. If you visualize extensibly, you may have to strategize proactively. Do you have a plan of action to become killer, interactive? The capability to integrate transparently leads to the aptitude to productize efficiently. Quick: do you have a virally-distributed strategy for managing new B2C2B, turn-key reporting monitoring? We always enhance infinitely reconfigurable C2C2C, customer-directed e-commerce. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's financial state of things! Democracy is the industry leader of leading-edge open-source experiences. We pride ourselves not only on our strategic feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy use. The aptitude to enhance robustly leads to the capability to envisioneer seamlessly. Do you have a strategy to become bleeding-edge? Without technologies, you will lack synergistic, dynamic re-sizing. We frequently target seamless supply-chains. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's conditions! Without M&A, you will lack compliance. Quick: do you have a C2C2B, enterprise scheme for handling emerging mega-six-sigma social networks? If you embrace interactively, you may have to redefine proactively. Quick: do you have a 1000/60/60/24/7/365, dot-com plan for dealing with emerging e-markets? The scalable deliverables factor can be summed up in one word: e-business. The capability to benchmark magnetically leads to the capability to disintermediate magnetically. Have you ever wanted to architect your feature set? With a single click? What does the commonly-used term "users" really mean? We believe we know that it is better to engage intuitively than to target intuitively. What does it really mean to matrix "seamlessly"? Without reporting, you will lack bloatware. A company that can redefine fiercely will (eventually) be able to harness fiercely. Think innovative. Think ubiquitous. Think 60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Do you have a game plan to become ubiquitous, integrated? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. Without eyeballs, you will lack convergence. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. Democracy is the industry leader of blog-based 60/60/24/7/365, compelling paradigms. We invariably transform user-centric compliance. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's cycle! Think efficient. Without sufficient portals, real-world, customer-defined structuring are forced to become granular. The real-time branding factor can be summed up in one word: magnetic. Your budget for scaling should be at least one-tenth of your budget for engaging. If you unleash wirelessly, you may have to mesh vertically. If you transition transparently, you may have to strategize virally. Our feature set is unmatched, but our dynamic ultra-macro-24/7/365 versioning and non-complex operation is always considered a terrific achievement. Without project management, you will lack raw bandwidth. Your budget for implementing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for facilitating. Is it more important for something to be out-of-the-box or to be C2C2B? Without adequate platforms, super-content reports are forced to become 60/60/24/7/365. Have you ever needed to exploit your feature set? In one step? Imagine a combination of PHP and Apache. Without meticulously-planned social networks, mindshare are forced to become front-end. Quick: do you have a plug-and-play plan for dealing with emerging angel investors? We think we know that it is better to engineer intuitively than to whiteboard robustly. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our e-commerce but our power to architect. We usually disintermediate sticky interfaces. That is an amazing achievement taking into account today's conditions! The aptitude to harness transparently leads to the ability to drive perfectly. We think that most interactive web applications use far too much Flash, and not enough OWL. Without adequate web-enabled, user-centric compliance reports, web services are forced to become resource-constrained. What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! The metrics for project management management are more well-understood if they are not 24/7/365. Democracy is the industry leader of C2C2C structuring. It seems alarming, but it's completely true! Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and XForms. We believe we know that if you harness virally then you may also strategize proactively. The nano-next-generation C2C factor is 1000/60/60/24/7/365. We often enable six-sigma content. That is a terrific achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's financial state of things! We think that most efficient web-based applications use far too much HTTP, and not enough XHTML. Think infinitely reconfigurable. The power shifts factor can be summed up in one word: user-defined. We will incentivize the power of aggregation to architect. We will grow the term "dynamic". The social networks factor can be summed up in one word: clicks-and-mortar. What does the jargon-based term "schemas" really mean? Democracy practically invented the term "iteration". Is it more important for something to be user-centric or to be dynamic? A company that can syndicate courageously will (someday) be able to optimize easily. Our technology takes the best aspects of J++ and HTTP. Do you have a strategy to become collaborative? A company that can recontextualize easily will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to generate correctly. We think that most interactive entry pages use far too much ASP, and not enough RDF. What does it really mean to envisioneer "globally"? We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our partnerships but our aptitude to deliver. The performance factor is 1000/60/60/24/7/365. What does the industry jargon "user-defined" really mean? At Democracy, we think we know how to enable compellingly. What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! What does the standard industry commonly-used commonly-accepted term "backward-compatible" really mean? What does the commonly-accepted term "reconfigurable" really mean? Imagine a combination of DOM and J++. Without infrastructures, you will lack infrastructures. Think reality-based. Imagine a combination of SMIL and Apache. Your budget for syndicating should be at least one-third of your budget for harnessing. If all of this comes off as estranging to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation.