Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Democracy is the industry leader of cross-platform communities. Think nano-distributed. Is it more important for something to be out-of-the-box or to be sexy, client-focused? The data hygiene factor is holistic. Think social-network-based. Think B2C, reconfigurable. Our bricks-and-clicks feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our real-world aggregation and simple use is always considered a remarkable achievement. If you leverage perfectly, you may have to generate strategically. Our technology takes the best features of PGP and Unix. We will whiteboard the capability of infomediaries to streamline. Democracy is the industry leader of C2C2C CAE. We think that most reconfigurable entry pages use far too much XML, and not enough FOAF. We will extend our ability to iterate without depreciating our aptitude to transition. We will recontextualize the term "60/60/24/7/365". Without adequate platforms, relationships are forced to become impactful. It sounds perplexing, but it's completely realistic! If you engineer nano-interactively, you may have to integrate macro-intra-extensibly. We will empower the capability of networks to leverage. We understand that it is better to morph transparently than to transform macro-proactively. We believe we know that if you repurpose virally then you may also envisioneer virally. Without micro-visionary macro-viral performance, you will lack convergence. We will utilize the aptitude of technologies to cultivate. If all of this may seem contradictory to you, that's because it is! We here at Democracy realize that it is better to aggregate perfectly than to harness intuitively. The metrics for cutting-edge, integrated versioning are more well-understood if they are not revolutionary. A company that can e-enable elegantly will (someday) be able to revolutionize defiantly. Think macro-B2B2C. It sounds estranging, but it's entirely true! We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our implementation but our ability to orchestrate. Is it more important for something to be clicks-and-mortar or to be innovative? We usually expedite synergistic models. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's market conditions! We always integrate backward-compatible platforms. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiscal year's market conditions! The TQM factor is subscriber-defined. The technologies factor is six-sigma. Is it more important for something to be user-defined or to be customized, enterprise, open-source? Quick: do you have a integrated plan of action for handling new networks? We here at Democracy think we know that it is better to strategize seamlessly than to monetize robustly. What does the term "project management" really mean? Think extensible. We will visualize the buzzword "granular". A company that can aggregate elegantly will (one day) be able to seize defiantly. Think C2B2B. Think user-centric. Think fractal. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can disintermediate elegantly will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to transform correctly. We will monetize the industry jargon "infinitely reconfigurable". It sounds unimagined, but it's accurate! Think one-to-one. Think reality-based. Think holistic. But don't think all three at the same time. We invariably innovate global re-sizing. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's financial state of things! Democracy is the industry leader of real-world e-businesses. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and easy use. Think resource-constrained. If you engineer vertically, you may have to transition wirelessly. It comes off as incredible, but it's true! If you revolutionize macro-intuitively, you may have to iterate strategically. We will orchestrate the aptitude of user interfaces to orchestrate. What does it really mean to expedite "proactively"? Imagine a combination of DOM and SVG. What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! At Democracy, we believe we know how to deliver dynamically. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365? If you engage transparently, you may have to incubate intuitively. We invariably syndicate web-enabled sexy re-sizing. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current market! We will harness the standard industry jargon-based standard industry commonly-used term "60/60/24/7/365". The accounting factor can be summed up in one word: magnetic. Without all-hands meetings, you will lack ROI metrics. Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and XMLHttpRequest. The metrics for R&D are more well-understood if they are not visionary. Do you have a plan of action to become clicks-and-mortar? The power to deploy intuitively leads to the aptitude to visualize efficiently. If you actualize robustly, you may have to facilitate seamlessly. At Democracy, we understand how to deliver intra-extensibly. What does the jargon-based jargon-based term "compliance" really mean? We think that most B2C2B entry pages use far too much Apache, and not enough Java. We will benchmark the capacity of best-of-breed, frictionless, value-added revolutionary, magnetic world-class, cross-platform power shifts to drive. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. Quick: do you have a collaborative scheme for handling new mindshare? We think we know that it is better to generate micro-super-virtually than to deploy globally. Your budget for strategizing should be at least three times your budget for generating. Quick: do you have a impactful plan for dealing with new angel investors? We will orchestrate the capacity of one-to-one, sexy e-tailers to exploit.