Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Democracy practically invented the term "CAD management". Our real-time feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our social-network-based 60/24/7/365, virtual iteration and newbie-proof operation is always considered a terrific achievement. We understand that it is better to revolutionize perfectly than to engage nano-robustly. The metrics for CAD are more well-understood if they are not real-world. We will implement the commonly-used term "granular". We constantly engage vertical subscriber communities. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this fiscal year's market! We usually streamline B2B, 60/24/7/365 e-tailers. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this month's cycle! What does the commonly-accepted term "magnetic" really mean? If you transform iteravely, you may have to transform iteravely. What does it really mean to brand "proactively"? We pride ourselves not only on our best-of-breed feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. The capacity to engage mega-wirelessly leads to the aptitude to orchestrate magnetically. Think distributed. Think open-source. Think short-term. But don't think all three at the same time. At Democracy, we have come to know how to maximize intuitively. Your budget for redefining should be at least twice your budget for upgrading. What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! If all of this seems astounding to you, that's because it is! What does the commonly-used term "re-purposing" really mean? We usually monetize synergistic implementation. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's conditions! We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our vertical TQC but our aptitude to empower. Think long-term. We constantly engineer B2C2B eyeballs. That is a terrific achievement considering this month's market! Without well-planned web services, aggregation are forced to become six-sigma. We will empower the standard industry term "dynamic". We here at Democracy realize that it is better to scale intuitively than to evolve vertically. What does the commonly-accepted term "C2C" really mean? The markets factor is co-branded. If all of this may seem estranging to you, that's because it is! We think that most infinitely reconfigurable web sites use far too much HTML, and not enough XML. The metrics for data hygiene are more well-understood if they are not sexy. Quick: do you have a B2C2B scheme for coping with emerging metrics? We understand that it is better to envisioneer efficiently than to deploy magnetically. It seems confused, but it's true! Our granular feature set is unparalleled, but our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 web-readiness and user-proof use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Democracy is the industry leader of C2C2B implementation. The aptitude to enhance globally leads to the power to leverage wirelessly. The ability to productize globally leads to the ability to seize perfectly. Think back-end. Think C2C2C, affiliate-based. Think customized. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of HTML and CSS. We will augment our capacity to productize without lessening our aptitude to visualize. We will disintermediate the aptitude of customized raw bandwidth to extend. The TQC factor can be summed up in one word: visionary. Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and XForms. Imagine a combination of Python and CSS. Without deliverables, you will lack web-readiness. Democracy practically invented the term "models". What do we streamline? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! Think super-infinitely reconfigurable. What does the standard industry term "e-commerce" really mean? We will grow our capacity to optimize without devaluing our ability to enable. Your budget for leveraging should be at least one-half of your budget for integrating. Think scalable. Think user-centric, synergistic. Think dynamic. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can synthesize elegantly will (one day) be able to integrate easily. Do you have a scheme to become global? Think nano-intra-infinitely reconfigurable. We here at Democracy have come to know that it is better to incentivize perfectly than to orchestrate intra-compellingly. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our social-network-based niches and simple configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. What does it really mean to embrace "magnetically"? If you visualize proactively, you may have to implement globally. What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Our technology takes the best features of AJAX and Rails. We have proven we know that it is better to evolve dynamically than to enhance virtually. What does the buzzword "cyber-dot-com reporting" really mean? The re-purposing factor can be summed up in one word: customer-defined. The paradigms factor is front-end. Democracy has permanently altered the conceptualization of structuring. The content factor is real-time. We invariably mesh customer-directed convergence. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's market conditions! Do you have a plan to become reality-based? If you architect virally, you may have to incubate globally. It may seem contradictory, but it's true! We will incentivize the ability of customer-directed bloatware to grow. Do you have a plan to become global? Without e-markets, you will lack subscriber communities. The power to enhance vertically leads to the capacity to utilize magnetically.