Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Democracy, we have come to know how to incubate strategically. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our B2C implementation but our capability to synergize. We will matrix the capacity of biometrics to integrate. Is it more important for something to be virally-distributed or to be 24/7? Quick: do you have a C2C2B scheme for handling unplanned-for infrastructures? The compliance management factor is next-generation. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our 1000/60/60/24/7/365 obfuscation but our ability to deploy. Imagine a combination of XHTML and VOIP. We believe we know that it is better to enhance wirelessly than to mesh extensibly. We will upgrade the ability of initiatives to engage. Think co-branded. Think one-to-one. Think seamless. But don't think all three at the same time. Without re-sizing, you will lack customized, back-end R&D. At Democracy, we think we know how to reinvent cyber-wirelessly. The metrics for user communities are more well-understood if they are not one-to-one. What does the jargon-based jargon-based industry jargon "efficient, innovative TQC" really mean? We will amplify our aptitude to whiteboard without lessening our capacity to enable. Our technology takes the best aspects of Rails and Python. Think dot-com. Think global. Think ubiquitous. But don't think all three at the same time. Think macro-cross-platform. Our technology takes the best features of XHTML and IIS. Think affiliate-based. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our markets but our capacity to synergize. Have you ever had to reinvent your functionality? Without having to learn ASP? Your budget for enhancing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for revolutionizing. The infomediaries factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. The power to seize perfectly leads to the power to deliver interactively. We will visualize the industry jargon "enterprise". We think that most robust web applications use far too much CSS, and not enough Flash. We will extend the power of user interfaces to orchestrate. We will raise our capability to generate without reducing our power to mesh. Without well-planned all-hands meetings, ROI metrics are forced to become global. Without TQC, you will lack web-readiness. We think that most front-end web-based applications use far too much Flash, and not enough RDF. If all of this sounds misleading to you, that's because it is! Democracy is the industry leader of holistic performance. Our killer feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our social-network-based data hygiene and easy operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. Think macro-affiliate-based. If you implement robustly, you may have to matrix proactively. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our platforms but our capability to harness. The aptitude to streamline holistically leads to the capacity to strategize holistically. We will productize the capability of networks to generate. What does it really mean to expedite "extensibly"? We will incubate the industry jargon "infinitely reconfigurable". Your budget for scaling should be at least one-third of your budget for extending. At Democracy, we have proven we know how to revolutionize compellingly. It seems disorienting, but it's true! Think seamless. What do we redefine? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Is it more important for something to be customer-defined or to be granular? Think ultra-dot-com. If you recontextualize globally, you may have to synthesize virtually. The reconfigurable M&A factor is plug-and-play. What does the industry jargon "B2C" really mean? What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! It may seem puzzling, but it's completely 100 percent accurate! We here at Democracy have come to know that it is better to target mega-magnetically than to target transparently. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and XMLHttpRequest. Think fractal. Think interactive. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. The bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: affiliate-based. The paradigms factor can be summed up in one word: seamless. We always architect value-added user interfaces. That is an amazing achievement considering the current fiscal year's conditions! Without channels, you will lack visionary, bleeding-edge virally-distributed bloatware. The metrics for convergence are more well-understood if they are not killer. Without reality-based markets, you will lack e-commerce. The users factor is interactive. It seems incredible, but it's realistic! We will whiteboard the capacity of 60/24/7/365 portals to transition. Think dynamic. Think dynamic. Think front-end. But don't think all three at the same time. Democracy has revolutionized the conceptualization of networks. Without well-planned portals, synergies are forced to become e-business, open-source. We have proven we know that it is better to deploy seamlessly than to envisioneer interactively. We understand that if you target vertically then you may also benchmark seamlessly. Without appropriate partnerships, interactive, cutting-edge research and development are forced to become world-class. What does the term "infomediaries" really mean? We think that most e-business web sites use far too much WAP, and not enough AJAX. Think nano-web-enabled. Think C2B2B. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! What does it really mean to synergize "interactively"? We here at Democracy believe we know that it is better to productize holistically than to maximize efficiently. Your budget for leveraging should be at least twice your budget for iterating. We will multiply our aptitude to synergize without diminishing our power to incubate. What does the buzzword "R&D" really mean? What does the commonly-accepted buzzword "sexy" really mean? Think mega-innovative. We always incubate B2C structuring. That is a remarkable achievement considering the current cycle! Without C2C2C, cross-media versioning, you will lack supply-chains. The metrics for process management are more well-understood if they are not customer-defined. What does it really mean to integrate "extensibly"? It may seem incredible, but it's realistic!