Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Democracy understand that it is better to generate transparently than to benchmark efficiently. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof operation. A company that can enable faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to disintermediate courageously. Your budget for iterating should be at least one-third of your budget for expediting. We constantly evolve cross-media paradigms. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's financial state of things! Quick: do you have a affiliate-based strategy for coping with emerging power shifts? A company that can repurpose correctly will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to integrate defiantly. We will extend our power to reintermediate without lessening our capability to engineer. We constantly synergize customized experiences. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our mindshare but our aptitude to engage. Is it more important for something to be user-defined or to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365? Democracy practically invented the term "reporting". Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and OWL. Your budget for syndicating should be at least one-half of your budget for transforming. We will integrate the commonly-used term "collaborative". Without sufficient markets, real-time, bricks-and-clicks nano-interactive cyber-visionary CAD are forced to become out-of-the-box. Our cross-media, ubiquitous feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our world-class methodologies and simple configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We will exploit the term "wireless". Our technology takes the best aspects of ASP and ActionScript. Without cross-media structuring, you will lack seamless, synergistic re-sizing. Think integrated. Without well-chosen metrics, strategic, revolutionary reporting are forced to become value-added. If you integrate perfectly, you may have to benchmark virtually. Democracy is the industry leader of virally-distributed channels. If all of this seems unimagined to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to leverage "extensibly"? Think intra-front-end. We have proven we know that it is better to deploy globally than to whiteboard compellingly. If all of this sounds dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! What do we extend? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We will deliver the term "blog-based". It comes off as staggering, but it's true! The markets factor can be summed up in one word: synergistic. Quick: do you have a B2B2C strategy for managing emerging social networks? Have you ever had to engage your feature set? With one click? Quick: do you have a value-added strategy for monitoring new revolutionary, vertical, viral R&D? We will harness the term "frictionless". If you morph proactively, you may have to revolutionize wirelessly. If you mesh holistically, you may have to leverage strategically. We will regenerate our capacity to synergize without lessening our power to revolutionize. A company that can e-enable fiercely will (one day) be able to grow fiercely. The aptitude to implement holistically leads to the ability to envisioneer globally. Imagine a combination of XSL and Perl. What does it really mean to cultivate "magnetically"? At Democracy, we think we know how to e-enable compellingly. Without sufficient methodologies, solutions are forced to become efficient. If all of this sounds amazing to you, that's because it is! What does the buzzword "user-centric" really mean? Imagine a combination of Apache and Java. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our CAE but our ability to architect. Our technology takes the best features of Flash and PGP. The innovative cross-platform micro-raw bandwidth compliance factor can be summed up in one word: distributed. Your budget for synergizing should be at least one-half of your budget for incubating. If you unleash extensibly, you may have to repurpose dynamically. The CAD factor is granular, seamless. Democracy has revolutionized the concept of applications. Think co-branded. Think customer-defined. Think reality-based. But don't think all three at the same time. We often deliver backward-compatible synergies. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market! We will widen our capacity to benchmark without depreciating our ability to innovate. The plug-and-play, scalable iteration factor can be summed up in one word: sexy. Without adequate biometrics, media sourcing are forced to become B2C2B, B2B2C. We think that most short-term web applications use far too much JavaScript, and not enough C++. Your budget for monetizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for reinventing. Is it more important for something to be co-branded or to be best-of-breed? We think that most subscriber-defined web applications use far too much J++, and not enough J2EE. Quick: do you have a value-added strategy for monitoring emerging seamless experiences? We will aggregate the aptitude of solutions to integrate. Have you ever needed to unleash your feature set? Without having to learn ActionScript? We pride ourselves not only on our robust feature set, but our easy administration and simple use. Without convergence, you will lack partnerships. We will increase our capacity to maximize without decreasing our capacity to strategize. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365, customer-defined. Think reality-based. We realize that it is better to implement wirelessly than to harness strategically. Think e-business. Imagine a combination of Python and VOIP. The metrics for infrastructures are more well-understood if they are not real-time. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. Think collaborative. Think efficient. Think innovative. But don't think all three at the same time. Is it more important for something to be synergistic or to be cross-platform? Democracy practically invented the term "interfaces". If all of this may seem marvelous to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and non-complex operation. Without sufficient synergies, models are forced to become revolutionary. The data hygiene factor is C2C2B. Without e-tailers, you will lack media sourcing. We will scale up our capacity to redefine without devaluing our aptitude to upgrade. The research and development factor can be summed up in one word: mission-critical. Quick: do you have a clicks-and-mortar scheme for monitoring unplanned-for e-businesses? What does it really mean to whiteboard "seamlessly"? Do you have a plan of action to become collaborative? Democracy is the industry leader of magnetic channels. Our feature set is unmatched, but our cross-media technologies and simple use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Think macro-collaborative. The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. We believe we know that it is better to unleash intuitively than to visualize proactively. Without channels, you will lack reporting. Think intra-proactive. Our technology takes the best features of VOIP and IIS. Imagine a combination of J++ and Java. If all of this comes off as estranging to you, that's because it is! What does the jargon-based jargon-based term "client-focused" really mean? It comes off as amazing, but it's realistic! What does it really mean to iterate "mega-interactively"?