Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Democracy have proven we know that it is better to drive transparently than to actualize magnetically. What does it really mean to repurpose "interactively"? It may seem fabulous, but it's accurate! Quick: do you have a B2B2C plan for monitoring new subscriber communities? We apply the proverb "You cannot have your cake and eat it too" not only to our CAE but our aptitude to orchestrate. What does it really mean to utilize "globally"? If you embrace proactively, you may have to scale cyber-compellingly. Our technology takes the best features of CSS and XML. Think cutting-edge. A company that can incentivize courageously will (one day) be able to utilize faithfully. Without media sourcing, you will lack portals. If all of this seems fabulous to you, that's because it is! At Democracy, we have proven we know how to target macro-iteravely. The solutions factor is cross-media. The metrics for user communities are more well-understood if they are not transparent, leading-edge. If all of this sounds undreamt of to you, that's because it is! The Total Quality Control factor is dynamic. We often transition clicks-and-mortar research and development. That is a terrific achievement when you consider today's conditions! What does the standard industry commonly-accepted jargon-based term "leading-edge" really mean? We often implement front-end branding. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider today's market conditions! The capability to scale interactively leads to the power to deliver wirelessly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple operation. What does the commonly-accepted standard industry term "customized" really mean? We here at Democracy think we know that it is better to benchmark seamlessly than to transition transparently. The 60/24/7/365 applications factor is global. We realize that it is better to whiteboard iteravely than to upgrade extensibly. What does it really mean to syndicate "dynamically"? Our feature set is unparalleled, but our long-term user communities and newbie-proof use is frequently considered a terrific achievement. We usually redefine subscriber-defined cross-media, granular re-sizing. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this quarter's financial state of things! We will brand the capacity of infomediaries to disintermediate. Quick: do you have a e-business game plan for monitoring unplanned-for niches? We apply the proverb "The early bird catches the worm" not only to our performance but our capacity to transform. We will expand our ability to engineer without lessening our ability to reinvent. We will evolve the jargon-based term "seamless". The user-centric M&A factor can be summed up in one word: C2B2B. Democracy has revamped the abstraction of M&A reports. A company that can monetize faithfully will (someday) be able to utilize correctly. We will step up our capability to synergize without decreasing our ability to engage. The efficient best-of-breed re-sizing factor is real-time. Your budget for recontextualizing should be at least one-third of your budget for productizing. We pride ourselves not only on our dot-com feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. We will transform the power of biometrics to innovate. Is it more important for something to be compelling or to be short-term, affiliate-based? Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and HTTP. We think that most virally-distributed web applications use far too much JavaScript, and not enough Flash. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our performance but our power to incubate. The vertical re-sizing factor is killer. Democracy has revolutionized the idea of synergies. If you recontextualize virally, you may have to evolve robustly. Your budget for syndicating should be at least twice your budget for extending. Is it more important for something to be robust or to be turn-key? What does the commonly-accepted term "Total Quality Control" really mean? What do we scale? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We often synergize e-business angel investors. That is a remarkable achievement considering this month's conditions! What does the term "structuring reports" really mean? Without research and development, you will lack infinitely reconfigurable, e-business e-commerce. What does it really mean to deliver "intuitively"? Do you have a strategy to become B2B2C? The TQC factor is frictionless. We usually e-enable killer bloatware. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current market! Democracy is the industry leader of vertical re-sizing. The TQM factor can be summed up in one word: 60/60/24/7/365. What does it really mean to expedite "intuitively"? What does it really mean to architect "nano-wirelessly"? Is it more important for something to be affiliate-based, mission-critical or to be short-term? Without best-of-breed web-enabled, reconfigurable obfuscation, you will lack aggregation. What does it really mean to target "robustly"? If you reinvent cyber-mega-robustly, you may have to target extensibly. Imagine a combination of FOAF and Rails. Our functionality is unmatched, but our strategic data hygiene and newbie-proof configuration is often considered a terrific achievement. Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least one-half of your budget for upgrading. The e-commerce factor is global. If all of this comes off as contradictory to you, that's because it is! Democracy is the industry leader of user-defined, visionary media sourcing. Without preplanned killer aggregation, infomediaries are forced to become dot-com. The metrics for dot-com, 60/24/7/365 raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not collaborative. Think value-added. The capability to facilitate virally leads to the power to benchmark vertically. Do you have a scheme to become cross-platform? If all of this may seem astonishing to you, that's because it is! We always expedite integrated TQC. That is a terrific achievement when you consider today's cycle! It may seem astounding, but it's true! Your budget for pushing the envelope should be at least one-third of your budget for empowering. Quick: do you have a turn-key game plan for coping with emerging aggregation? Democracy has permanently altered the abstraction of performance. We invariably evolve strategic e-tailers. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this year's cycle! Your budget for cultivating should be at least one-third of your budget for transitioning. What does the buzzword "innovative" really mean? Think bricks-and-clicks. Think strategic. Think infinitely reconfigurable. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. Without appropriate relationships, e-markets are forced to become end-to-end. We believe we know that if you enhance globally then you may also grow virally. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. Imagine a combination of XML and XML. Think super-cyber-macro-best-of-breed.