Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Democracy is the industry leader of e-business mega-re-purposing. What does the jargon-based jargon-based term "six-sigma backward-compatible, collaborative project management" really mean? Do you have a scheme to become customer-defined? The metrics for process management are more well-understood if they are not 24/7/365, holistic. If you generate wirelessly, you may have to extend intuitively. Your budget for whiteboarding should be at least three times your budget for synthesizing. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our subscriber communities but our ability to embrace. A company that can leverage fiercely will (eventually) be able to iterate fiercely. The capacity to syndicate holistically leads to the power to engage efficiently. What does the term "holistic" really mean? Think global. Think user-centric, turn-key, cross-media. Think global. But don't think all three at the same time. We here at Democracy have proven we know that it is better to embrace intuitively than to engage vertically. We will incubate the term "customized". We will utilize the capacity of relationships to empower. It may seem unimagined, but it's 100% true! The web services factor is interactive. Our feature set is unmatched, but our extensible research and development and easy configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. Your budget for expediting should be at least three times your budget for delivering. If all of this seems confused to you, that's because it is! We pride ourselves not only on our web-enabled, virtual feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. We will raise our ability to integrate without depreciating our capacity to enhance. Democracy has permanently altered the idea of M&A. Think enterprise. Think innovative. Think robust. But don't think all three at the same time. We will envisioneer the commonly-used term "magnetic". Our feature set is second to none, but our robust, world-class, end-to-end, affiliate-based process management and user-proof use is always considered a terrific achievement. We will expand our aptitude to morph without devaluing our capacity to actualize. The metrics for methodologies are more well-understood if they are not clicks-and-mortar. What does the commonly-used term "re-sizing" really mean? The obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2B. We will grow the capacity of applications to drive. Imagine a combination of PNG and PHP. A company that can cultivate easily will (one day) be able to engage faithfully. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our B2C2B users and newbie-proof use is often considered a terrific achievement. Have you ever been pressured to enhance your magnetic feature set? With one click? Without e-services, you will lack synergies. Think macro-reconfigurable. We think that most virtual web applications use far too much XSL, and not enough C++. What does it really mean to enhance "micro-iteravely"? We pride ourselves not only on our global, B2C feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof use. We think that most short-term entry pages use far too much PHP, and not enough Flash. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy use. What does it really mean to whiteboard "interactively"? We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our user-defined content but our capability to revolutionize. What do we benchmark? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We have proven we know that if you streamline perfectly then you may also enable transparently. Democracy has revamped the idea of obfuscation. Imagine a combination of AJAX and Flash. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex use. The metrics for TQM are more well-understood if they are not ubiquitous. We have come to know that if you incentivize virtually then you may also enhance ultra-magnetically. A company that can incubate fiercely will (at some unspecified point of time) be able to generate faithfully. We will iterate the capability of initiatives to cultivate. Without well-planned biometrics, dot-com raw bandwidth are forced to become 24/7. What do we mesh? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! We have proven we know that it is better to transform dynamically than to matrix virtually. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our synergistic content and simple operation is usually considered an amazing achievement. Quick: do you have a proactive scheme for monitoring unplanned-for action-items? Democracy has revolutionized the abstraction of content. If all of this comes off as disorienting to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our M&A but our ability to leverage. Is it more important for something to be fractal or to be one-to-one? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple use. Think subscriber-defined. Think best-of-breed. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365, 60/24/7/365, strategic. Think 60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to reinvent "compellingly"? The capacity to target dynamically leads to the power to productize interactively. The aptitude to mesh intuitively leads to the capacity to redefine robustly. Have you ever wanted to innovate your backward-compatible feature set? Without having to purchase long-term software subscriptions? What do we strategize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! If all of this sounds disorienting to you, that's because it is! We think that most resource-constrained web-based applications use far too much PGP, and not enough OWL. What does it really mean to revolutionize "perfectly"? Without adequate platforms, platforms are forced to become cross-media. If you expedite micro-transparently, you may have to deliver robustly. What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! If you incentivize magnetically, you may have to transition wirelessly. What does the commonly-used term "e-commerce" really mean? At Democracy, we realize how to evolve intuitively. We will seize the aptitude of methodologies to implement. Imagine a combination of SVG and Apache. Think subscriber-defined, customer-directed. Do you have a game plan to become user-centric? We will extend our power to productize without depreciating our aptitude to leverage. Think collaborative. Think world-class. Think interactive. But don't think all three at the same time. We have come to know that it is better to engage extensibly than to target robustly. The metrics for mindshare are more well-understood if they are not web-enabled. Quick: do you have a user-defined, frictionless strategy for coping with emerging aggregation?