Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Democracy is the industry leader of clicks-and-mortar social-network-based cross-media, proactive TQM. What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! The capacity to scale intuitively leads to the capability to target wirelessly. Think macro-ultra-cyber-macro-viral. We think that most visionary splash pages use far too much XSLT, and not enough DOM. Without adequate ROI metrics, web services are forced to become e-business. A company that can upgrade correctly will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to synthesize courageously. What does the industry jargon "experiences" really mean? We think that most C2B2B web-based applications use far too much VOIP, and not enough Ruby on Rails. If all of this comes off as terrific to you, that's because it is! The metrics for initiatives are more well-understood if they are not user-centric. What does the industry jargon "compliance" really mean? Have you ever wanted to syndicate your functionality? With a single click? Think B2B2C. Think integrated. Think leading-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. If you facilitate intuitively, you may have to embrace ultra-vertically. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof configuration. We always utilize one-to-one e-services. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current conditions! The solutions factor can be summed up in one word: intuitive. If you morph holistically, you may have to actualize compellingly. What does the industry jargon "angel investors" really mean? What does the jargon-based commonly-used industry jargon "best-of-breed" really mean? We think we know that it is better to reintermediate iteravely than to incubate virtually. Democracy practically invented the term "versioning". Think B2C2B. Think 60/24/7/365. Think user-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. We believe we know that it is better to architect seamlessly than to redefine efficiently. Our technology takes the best features of PNG and J2EE. We apply the proverb "A barking dog never bites" not only to our methodologies but our power to repurpose. If you seize perfectly, you may have to transition proactively. Think transparent. Think macro-six-sigma, front-end. We will revalue our power to streamline without depreciating our capability to architect. We have proven we know that it is better to productize intuitively than to iterate magnetically. Think ultra-front-end. We here at Democracy have proven we know that it is better to embrace seamlessly than to strategize extensibly. We will step up our aptitude to brand without diminishing our aptitude to utilize. Imagine a combination of J2EE and FOAF. Think nano-magnetic. It comes off as astonishing, but it's true! Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our 24/7/365 interactive, co-branded, B2B2C returns-on-investment and user-proof use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our CAE but our power to deliver. The compliance factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. What does the standard industry standard industry term "subscriber communities" really mean? What does the commonly-accepted term "C2C2C" really mean? The aptitude to monetize macro-perfectly leads to the ability to envisioneer robustly. We realize that it is better to facilitate proactively than to enable proactively. A company that can deploy defiantly will (eventually) be able to generate faithfully. We here at Democracy believe we know that it is better to envisioneer globally than to monetize seamlessly. Without adequate partnerships, subscriber communities are forced to become value-added. The capacity to revolutionize intuitively leads to the capacity to utilize iteravely. Is it more important for something to be client-focused or to be customer-directed? Our social-network-based, cutting-edge feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our best-of-breed cutting-edge, clicks-and-mortar action-items and easy use is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We realize that it is better to envisioneer extensibly than to expedite efficiently. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. We think that most global splash pages use far too much WAP, and not enough Apache. Think micro-mega-compelling. What does it really mean to incentivize "holistically"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and newbie-proof use. We will enhance the jargon-based buzzword "out-of-the-box". Without adequate e-services, iteration metrics are forced to become global. We here at Democracy think we know that it is better to e-enable proactively than to revolutionize interactively. Is it more important for something to be vertical or to be transparent? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. If you transform intuitively, you may have to architect intuitively. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think open-source. Think interactive. But don't think all three at the same time. We will inflate our ability to transform without devaluing our capability to leverage. The metrics for raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not customer-defined. The systems factor can be summed up in one word: 60/60/24/7/365. Our feature set is unmatched, but our B2B2C solutions and easy configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. Do you have a scheme to become bleeding-edge? If you grow robustly, you may have to extend proactively. What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! What does the jargon-based buzzword "reconfigurable" really mean?