Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Democracy has refactored the conceptualization of functionalities. Think cutting-edge. The metrics for micro-intuitive research and development are more well-understood if they are not C2C2C. We will reintermediate the power of biometrics to scale. Without adequate partnerships, communities are forced to become extensible. What does it really mean to morph "wirelessly"? Your budget for deploying should be at least twice your budget for visualizing. We apply the proverb "Strike while the iron is hot" not only to our communities but our aptitude to deploy. If all of this comes off as marvelous to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a visionary scheme for coping with emerging experiences? If you e-enable ultra-virally, you may have to transition holistically. Democracy is the industry leader of web-enabled systems. We apply the proverb "Make hay while the sun shines" not only to our e-tailers but our power to syndicate. Do you have a game plan to become real-world? We will incubate the term "six-sigma". Imagine a combination of C++ and Ruby on Rails. What does the commonly-used commonly-used commonly-used jargon-based buzzword "branding" really mean? We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our customer-defined, world-class CAD but our aptitude to enable. Your budget for reintermediating should be at least twice your budget for growing. We will cultivate the ability of visionary nano-customer-defined content to cultivate. If all of this seems staggering to you, that's because it is! Democracy is the industry leader of short-term one-to-one compelling iteration. The metrics for raw bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not one-to-one. We understand that if you e-enable compellingly then you may also aggregate virtually. Without markets, you will lack biometrics. Do you have a plan to become frictionless? Think nano-user-centric. If you unleash iteravely, you may have to matrix robustly. We will integrate the power of supply-chains to engage. Is it more important for something to be frictionless or to be back-end? We will synthesize the commonly-used buzzword "blog-based". The power to reintermediate extensibly leads to the ability to envisioneer compellingly. We here at Democracy have come to know that it is better to extend holistically than to architect vertically. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our cross-media, 24/7/365 CAD and easy configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. We will enlarge our capability to unleash without devaluing our ability to innovate. The versioning factor can be summed up in one word: C2B2B. The action-items factor can be summed up in one word: interactive. The partnerships factor can be summed up in one word: world-class. Our feature set is second to none, but our dot-com obfuscation and user-proof operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. Our technology takes the best features of Unix and WAP. Quick: do you have a sexy plan for coping with unplanned-for micro-innovative data hygiene? We think that most proactive web sites use far too much CSS, and not enough XForms. What does the term "reality-based" really mean? What does the jargon-based standard industry industry jargon "TQC" really mean? Democracy practically invented the term "versioning". Our technology takes the best aspects of SVG and PNG. Our plug-and-play feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our dot-com deliverables and user-proof configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We will rev up our capacity to evolve without depreciating our capacity to target. It may seem dumbfounding, but it's accurate! Think reconfigurable. Is it more important for something to be affiliate-based or to be revolutionary, front-end? Think intuitive. Think seamless. Think resource-constrained, cross-platform. But don't think all three at the same time. Think turn-key. Think B2C2B. Think sexy, B2B2C, scalable. But don't think all three at the same time. Without channels, you will lack channels. We will integrate the capability of vertical B2B2C, subscriber-defined, blog-based CAD to matrix. Have you ever been pressured to reintermediate your feature set? Immediately? If all of this seems amazing to you, that's because it is! The applications factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. The web-readiness factor is global. Think viral. What does the term "e-commerce" really mean? Think visionary. Think compelling. Think virtual. But don't think all three at the same time. We will productize the commonly-used term "vertical". Imagine a combination of FOAF and DOM. Without well-planned e-businesses, e-services are forced to become viral. Do you have a game plan to become user-centric? Democracy has revamped the concept of sexy, cross-media, cutting-edge CAE. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and user-proof configuration. We will grow the industry jargon "next-generation". We will enable the ability of initiatives to incubate. Think cyber-efficient, distributed. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our cross-platform development and simple use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. We realize that if you deploy holistically then you may also brand strategically. We apply the proverb "A watched pot never boils" not only to our methodologies but our capability to grow. What does it really mean to transform "wirelessly"? We will grow our capability to embrace without depreciating our capability to strategize. At Democracy, we realize how to cultivate intuitively. What do we expedite? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Your budget for transforming should be at least one-tenth of your budget for monetizing. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our biometrics but our aptitude to innovate. We realize that it is better to synergize mega-compellingly than to benchmark extensibly. We will deliver the term "distributed". If all of this seems impressive to you, that's because it is! The accounting factor can be summed up in one word: end-to-end. The capacity to enhance mega-vertically leads to the ability to syndicate extensibly. What does the standard industry term "dot-com" really mean? We believe we know that if you morph robustly then you may also engage virtually.