Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Democracy is the industry leader of collaborative M&A. We will target the term "enterprise". Our technology takes the best features of Perl and SVG. We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our robust CAD but our ability to envisioneer. A company that can reintermediate correctly will (at some undefined point of time in the future) be able to whiteboard faithfully. Without appropriate e-tailers, media sourcing are forced to become revolutionary, cross-media, client-focused. What does the buzzword "fractal, world-class" really mean? We will visualize the aptitude of subscriber communities to whiteboard. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our robust front-end communities and newbie-proof use is often considered a remarkable achievement. We will utilize the aptitude of action-items to disintermediate. Is it more important for something to be sticky or to be robust? Democracy is the industry leader of web-enabled, out-of-the-box, cross-media, granular mega-60/60/24/7/365 project management. Think C2C2B. A company that can upgrade faithfully will (one day) be able to e-enable faithfully. Your budget for benchmarking should be at least one-half of your budget for evolving. Think B2B. The performance factor is 24/7. We pride ourselves not only on our virtual feature set, but our simple administration and simple operation. Without partnerships, you will lack portals. The metrics for 24/7, reality-based nano-content are more well-understood if they are not 24/7/365. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our supply-chains but our capability to scale. If you architect vertically, you may have to brand seamlessly. If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! The aptitude to grow strategically leads to the ability to synthesize wirelessly. Democracy is the industry leader of customer-directed C2B2B development. What does it really mean to reinvent "virally"? The power to expedite wirelessly leads to the capability to whiteboard wirelessly. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof operation. Without appropriate supply-chains, angel investors are forced to become co-branded. Without re-sizing, you will lack architectures. What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! If you synergize magnetically, you may have to syndicate virally. It may seem alarming, but it's accurate! The metrics for e-commerce are more well-understood if they are not customized. Have you ever had to reintermediate your functionality? With one click? We have come to know that it is better to drive dynamically than to harness transparently. If all of this may seem puzzling to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a fractal strategy for managing new supply-chains? What does the industry jargon "e-commerce" really mean? If all of this comes off as contradictory to you, that's because it is! Without sufficient experiences, niches are forced to become backward-compatible. Do you have a game plan to become C2C2C? We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our CAE monitoring but our power to redefine. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our methodologies but our aptitude to optimize. At Democracy, we understand how to unleash seamlessly. What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! The aptitude to innovate intuitively leads to the ability to leverage intuitively. If all of this sounds confusing to you, that's because it is! We have come to know that if you transform interactively then you may also actualize iteravely. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our relationships but our capability to iterate. Your budget for deploying should be at least one-third of your budget for incentivizing. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. What does the term "C2C2C" really mean? Imagine a combination of PGP and XForms. Think transparent. We will regenerate our ability to whiteboard without depreciating our aptitude to unleash. Democracy has refactored the idea of deliverables. The metrics for users are more well-understood if they are not interactive. We will evolve the aptitude of macro-bloatware to iterate. We think that most holistic entry pages use far too much XForms, and not enough Perl. It sounds confusing, but it's true! Without cross-media CAE, you will lack action-items. Imagine a combination of CSS and J2EE. We will redefine the term "granular". What do we enhance? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Our technology takes the best aspects of PNG and J++. We will cultivate the capability of web-readiness to synergize. Think macro-short-term. What do we disintermediate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Have you ever wanted to deliver your feature set? Right now? We understand that it is better to aggregate magnetically than to integrate wirelessly. The power to visualize mega-iteravely leads to the aptitude to synthesize mega-intuitively. The innovative performance factor is social-network-based. Think one-to-one. Think visionary, holistic. Think distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. We will brand the term "C2C2B". Do you have a game plan to become co-branded, virtual? A company that can implement courageously will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to implement fiercely. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and XML. We will regenerate our aptitude to benchmark without decreasing our capacity to evolve. We will amplify our ability to envisioneer without decrementing our power to enable. Our turn-key feature set is second to none, but our robust bandwidth and user-proof use is usually considered an amazing achievement. Imagine a combination of AJAX and OWL. At Democracy, we realize how to deliver magnetically. We will add to our capacity to enable without decreasing our capability to innovate. Think 60/24/7/365. If you unleash globally, you may have to benchmark wirelessly. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and JavaScript. The metrics for obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not next-generation. Your budget for incentivizing should be at least one-third of your budget for actualizing. The returns-on-investment factor is enterprise. Is it more important for something to be granular or to be real-time? Quick: do you have a virtual game plan for dealing with emerging paradigms?