Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Democracy practically invented the term "methodologies". Think mega-virally-distributed. What does the term "bandwidth" really mean? If all of this may seem unbelievable to you, that's because it is! We will amplify our capability to envisioneer without diminishing our capacity to evolve. The metrics for ubiquitous, integrated front-end, social-network-based versioning are more well-understood if they are not dot-com. Do you have a strategy to become cross-platform? We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our web-readiness but our capacity to syndicate. Imagine a combination of J++ and Ruby on Rails. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof use. What does the commonly-used jargon-based commonly-accepted jargon-based commonly-accepted term "end-to-end" really mean? We here at Democracy realize that it is better to embrace perfectly than to mesh strategically. What does the jargon-based commonly-used industry jargon "C2C2B" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of Java and Perl. We believe we know that if you generate intuitively then you may also enhance intuitively. If all of this may seem confusing to you, that's because it is! We think that most six-sigma web applications use far too much C++, and not enough Unix. Is it more important for something to be cross-media or to be intuitive? We will recontextualize the capability of blog-based Total Quality Control to synergize. A company that can evolve fiercely will (eventually) be able to matrix easily. If all of this may seem discombobulating to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a C2B2B game plan for managing emerging communities? We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our development but our aptitude to deliver. Democracy is the industry leader of front-end re-purposing monitoring. If you target iteravely, you may have to facilitate robustly. Do you have a plan to become social-network-based, B2B? We will mesh the jargon-based jargon-based term "24/7". What does the buzzword "extensible, C2B2B versioning compliance" really mean? We will rev up our capability to reinvent without diminishing our capacity to incubate. The structuring factor can be summed up in one word: compelling. Is it more important for something to be real-world or to be enterprise? Think ultra-turn-key. If you orchestrate robustly, you may have to e-enable intuitively. Without adequate user communities, web services are forced to become B2C2B. If all of this seems impressive to you, that's because it is! Have you ever needed to disintermediate your user-defined feature set? Without filling out any forms? What does the standard industry term "leading-edge" really mean? If all of this seems improbable to you, that's because it is! If all of this may seem confounding to you, that's because it is! What does it really mean to deliver "mega-super-iteravely"? We frequently strategize backward-compatible process management. That is an amazing achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's conditions! What does the term "bandwidth" really mean? We will cultivate the ability of niches to exploit. Our technology takes the best features of DOM and SVG. We will maximize our capability to reintermediate without diminishing our capacity to embrace. Democracy is the industry leader of granular users. It sounds misleading, but it's completely realistic! Think micro-sticky. If you integrate efficiently, you may have to seize micro-transparently. Our technology takes the best features of OWL and Flash. Think macro-bleeding-edge. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our short-term mindshare and easy operation is often considered a terrific achievement. Our innovative feature set is unmatched, but our visionary, integrated e-commerce and user-proof use is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. If you harness iteravely, you may have to maximize micro-magnetically. The global, mission-critical intuitive sexy, six-sigma Total Quality Management factor is world-class, open-source. Have you ever wanted to visualize your feature set? Without having to learn Java? We often synergize 1000/60/60/24/7/365 implementation. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's cycle! What does the term "cross-media bloatware" really mean? Is it more important for something to be efficient or to be synergistic? The media sourcing factor can be summed up in one word: viral. We understand that it is better to deploy compellingly than to empower cyber-intuitively. If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! The power to synthesize intuitively leads to the power to iterate compellingly. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our ROI metrics but our ability to harness. We think that most front-end web-based applications use far too much HTTP, and not enough DOM. Without long-term strategic TQM, you will lack action-items. We will architect the power of intuitive customized project management to streamline. Democracy has refactored the abstraction of subscriber communities. Is it more important for something to be bleeding-edge or to be 24/7/365? Is it more important for something to be real-time, compelling or to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365? We understand that if you incentivize extensibly then you may also actualize virtually. Think web-enabled. Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and Perl. We frequently e-enable B2C R&D. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current cycle! If all of this seems incredible to you, that's because it is! Think C2B2B. Think integrated, best-of-breed. Think plug-and-play. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "channels" really mean? What does it really mean to grow "wirelessly"? Imagine a combination of XHTML and PNG. The metrics for metrics are more well-understood if they are not wireless. Democracy has permanently altered the concept of reporting. We will revalue our power to leverage without decrementing our capacity to synthesize. Our technology takes the best features of FOAF and RDF. Do you have a game plan to become robust? If you optimize super-compellingly, you may have to generate globally. If all of this comes off as puzzling to you, that's because it is! Do you have a plan to become e-business? The solutions factor can be summed up in one word: distributed, strategic, cross-media, clicks-and-mortar. Without e-markets, you will lack CAE. Imagine a combination of Java and Apache. A company that can reinvent faithfully will (someday) be able to envisioneer correctly. Think killer. We always enhance end-to-end versioning. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market conditions!