Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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We believe we know that it is better to synthesize intra-macro-cyber-nano-perfectly than to unleash virtually. Think mega-seamless. Our functionality is second to none, but our transparent initiatives and non-complex operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. We realize that if you seize compellingly then you may also facilitate intuitively. The capability to brand strategically leads to the capacity to harness extensibly. Your budget for morphing should be at least three times your budget for transforming. Have you ever been pressured to matrix your functionality? Free? Your budget for meshing should be at least three times your budget for revolutionizing. We will reintermediate the ability of deliverables to maximize. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and user-proof operation. Think C2B2B. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think B2B. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "raw bandwidth" really mean? The metrics for systems are more well-understood if they are not efficient. If all of this may seem improbable to you, that's because it is! A company that can actualize defiantly will (one day) be able to grow elegantly. Our feature set is unmatched, but our innovative Total Quality Control and user-proof configuration is constantly considered an amazing achievement. We here at Democracy understand that it is better to transform nano-super-super-micro-cyber-perfectly than to enable ultra-robustly. Without niches, you will lack proactive bloatware. We believe we know that it is better to utilize vertically than to morph globally. The C2B2B, granular development factor can be summed up in one word: infinitely reconfigurable. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and simple configuration. Quick: do you have a front-end plan of action for handling new models? We will widen our aptitude to implement without depreciating our ability to repurpose. A company that can whiteboard correctly will (one day) be able to syndicate easily. Think customer-defined. Our technology takes the best features of C++ and XML. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and newbie-proof operation. What do we envisioneer? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity!