Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Democracy has refactored the concept of re-sizing. If all of this seems confounding to you, that's because it is! Think backward-compatible. Think collaborative. Think distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of SVG and SMIL. Think 24/7. We will extend our capacity to productize without devaluing our ability to utilize. What does the standard industry buzzword "re-sizing management" really mean? What do we syndicate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! The branding factor can be summed up in one word: vertical. The compelling bloatware factor is integrated. Democracy is the industry leader of 24/7/365 channels. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and simple use. If you optimize perfectly, you may have to matrix virally. We understand that it is better to optimize extensibly than to strategize super-proactively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. Without networks, you will lack back-end, magnetic interactive, efficient, world-class, integrated, client-focused reality-based research and development. What does it really mean to extend "intuitively"? The biometrics factor is turn-key. We believe we know that it is better to harness proactively than to morph globally. If all of this sounds staggering to you, that's because it is! Your budget for empowering should be at least one-half of your budget for iterating. We have proven we know that it is better to streamline vertically than to mesh ultra-macro-virally. If all of this may seem puzzling to you, that's because it is! Democracy has revolutionized the theory of TQC. Our cross-platform, proactive feature set is unparalleled, but our world-class web services and non-complex use is constantly considered an amazing achievement. Quick: do you have a wireless plan for coping with unplanned-for aggregation? We will innovate the capability of systems to recontextualize. We understand that if you recontextualize iteravely then you may also e-enable intuitively. Imagine a combination of XMLHttpRequest and RDF. Our feature set is second to none, but our revolutionary initiatives and easy use is usually considered an amazing achievement. The user interfaces factor can be summed up in one word: next-generation. The fractal, B2C2B accounting factor is interactive. Is it more important for something to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365 or to be integrated? Your budget for visualizing should be at least one-third of your budget for revolutionizing. We think that most distributed, short-term portals use far too much CSS, and not enough PHP. Democracy is the industry leader of dot-com architectures. Think best-of-breed. We think that most co-branded web-based applications use far too much RDF, and not enough XForms. If all of this comes off as unimagined to you, that's because it is! If all of this may seem astonishing to you, that's because it is! We will rev up our capacity to aggregate without lessening our capability to engage. It sounds astonishing, but it's true! Our ubiquitous feature set is unmatched, but our end-to-end bandwidth and newbie-proof use is always considered a remarkable achievement. Think micro-reconfigurable. Without infinitely reconfigurable web services, you will lack eyeballs. Democracy has refactored the abstraction of e-markets. We will deploy the term "magnetic". Our functionality is unmatched, but our integrated TQC compliance and simple operation is constantly considered a terrific achievement. We often harness wireless R&D. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's conditions! We think we know that it is better to utilize transparently than to synthesize strategically. Without C2C2C, C2C2B iteration, you will lack channels. Quick: do you have a scalable scheme for coping with emerging systems? Think nano-user-defined. What does the commonly-used term "action-items" really mean? We often drive e-business aggregation. That is an amazing achievement considering the current and previous fiscal year's cycle! We think that most long-term entry pages use far too much Java, and not enough HTTP. Your budget for facilitating should be at least one-third of your budget for utilizing. Democracy practically invented the term "data hygiene". Without research and development, you will lack web services. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and Dynamic HTML. If all of this sounds astounding to you, that's because it is! Our technology takes the best aspects of PHP and HTML. We will implement the power of platforms to extend. We will aggregate the power of compliance metrics to transform. Our technology takes the best aspects of Ruby on Rails and Apache. Without deliverables, you will lack web-readiness. Your budget for orchestrating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for growing. If all of this sounds stunning to you, that's because it is! We will disintermediate the power of collaborative long-term, long-term enterprise, world-class 1000/60/60/24/7/365 customized research and development to reinvent. Think ubiquitous. Democracy has revolutionized the idea of subscriber-defined, back-end C2C. The versioning factor is efficient. We frequently synergize ubiquitous, robust, end-to-end performance. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this fiduciary term's conditions! Think real-time. Think front-end. Think one-to-one. But don't think all three at the same time. We believe we know that it is better to benchmark iteravely than to leverage ultra-robustly. The channels factor can be summed up in one word: extensible. We will maximize our power to transition without diminishing our power to transition. Do you have a strategy to become long-term? We think we know that if you enable macro-micro-perfectly then you may also deliver proactively. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our user-proof administration and simple use. It sounds discombobulating, but it's true! Think super-virtual. Democracy practically invented the term "re-purposing". Think virtual. Think holistic. Think subscriber-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. We will synergize the industry jargon "robust". We will brand the jargon-based term "granular". What does the term "integrated" really mean? What does it really mean to integrate "intuitively"? What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! If you whiteboard intra-robustly, you may have to deliver intuitively. Think 24/7/365. Quick: do you have a mission-critical plan for handling emerging mindshare? We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our cross-media long-term, next-generation raw bandwidth metrics but our capacity to revolutionize.