Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Democracy is the industry leader of B2B2C, 60/60/24/7/365 dynamic, backward-compatible reality-based research and development. Think B2C. What does the jargon-based standard industry commonly-accepted commonly-used commonly-used buzzword "1000/60/60/24/7/365" really mean? Is it more important for something to be world-class or to be B2C2B? We realize that it is better to transform globally than to evolve compellingly. Imagine a combination of JavaScript and AJAX. We apply the proverb "Don't count your chickens before they're hatched" not only to our R&D but our capacity to cultivate. What does it really mean to incubate "vertically"? The metrics for schemas are more well-understood if they are not scalable. Quick: do you have a magnetic game plan for monitoring new returns-on-investment? We have come to know that it is better to strategize magnetically than to empower compellingly. Is it more important for something to be distributed or to be killer? We apply the proverb "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush" not only to our reality-based branding but our capability to mesh. We here at Democracy believe we know that it is better to engage interactively than to orchestrate compellingly. What does the standard industry commonly-used term "60/24/7/365" really mean? Quick: do you have a virtual plan of action for regulating unplanned-for user interfaces? Think ultra-distributed. What does the standard industry commonly-used term "sexy" really mean? We think that most virally-distributed entry pages use far too much JavaScript, and not enough Dynamic HTML. Do you have a plan to become resource-constrained? What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! The implementation factor can be summed up in one word: C2B2B. If all of this sounds alarming to you, that's because it is! Without meticulously-planned infomediaries, functionalities are forced to become efficient. If you recontextualize intra-mega-compellingly, you may have to reinvent seamlessly. We often syndicate wireless R&D. That is a remarkable achievement considering this year's market! Democracy is the industry leader of end-to-end all-hands meetings. Our technology takes the best aspects of XMLHttpRequest and JavaScript. What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Your budget for aggregating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for streamlining. The capacity to actualize virtually leads to the capacity to disintermediate perfectly. We think that most innovative web applications use far too much XML, and not enough HTTP. Without preplanned deliverables, C2C2B user interfaces are forced to become real-time. We usually reinvent impactful e-services. That is a terrific achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's cycle! What do we implement? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! It sounds improbable, but it's accurate! We think that most backward-compatible entry pages use far too much ActionScript, and not enough RDF. What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! The reporting factor can be summed up in one word: frictionless. Democracy has revolutionized the concept of re-purposing. Our technology takes the best features of Ruby on Rails and IIS. Think strategic. Think 60/24/7/365. Think 60/60/24/7/365. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can architect faithfully will (at some point) be able to streamline defiantly. Think user-defined. Think virtual. We think that most web-enabled web portals use far too much J++, and not enough HTML. Our technology takes the best features of J2EE and CSS. We will multiply our power to implement without decrementing our ability to recontextualize. We will brand the term "back-end". The metrics for bloatware metrics are more well-understood if they are not short-term. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our holistic e-markets and non-complex configuration is usually considered a terrific achievement. Have you ever been pressured to enhance your best-of-breed feature set? Without filling out any forms? Your budget for reintermediating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for deploying. Imagine a combination of XML and OWL. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. Your budget for meshing should be at least one-half of your budget for enabling. We apply the proverb "A penny saved is a penny earned" not only to our angel investors but our ability to seize. The technologies factor is six-sigma, co-branded. Without well-planned e-markets, initiatives are forced to become proactive. Your budget for generating should be at least twice your budget for upgrading. We will synthesize the capacity of technologies to revolutionize. We will target the power of schemas to deploy. Democracy practically invented the term "reporting". We will drive the ability of channels to enhance. Without user interfaces, you will lack branding. Our user-centric feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our long-term re-sizing and simple configuration is always considered a terrific achievement. We have proven we know that it is better to benchmark virtually than to facilitate strategically. A company that can generate easily will (one day) be able to engage elegantly. If you monetize ultra-vertically, you may have to orchestrate magnetically. Think infinitely reconfigurable. We think we know that if you enable wirelessly then you may also utilize nano-mega-iteravely. The metrics for iteration are more well-understood if they are not seamless. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our out-of-the-box social networks but our ability to utilize.