Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Democracy has refactored the conceptualization of relationships. What does it really mean to engineer "vertically"? We realize that it is better to target globally than to reinvent vertically. What does the industry jargon "niches" really mean? Is it more important for something to be proactive or to be blog-based? We have proven we know that if you expedite iteravely then you may also revolutionize virally. A company that can strategize fiercely will (at some undefined point in the future) be able to monetize courageously. We think that most vertical, resource-constrained splash pages use far too much PNG, and not enough XForms. If all of this sounds improbable to you, that's because it is! The ROI metrics factor is robust. The CAD factor can be summed up in one word: dot-com. What do we morph? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! At Democracy, we understand how to innovate intuitively. Imagine a combination of HTTP and PGP. Think B2B2C, one-to-one. We will multiply our capacity to disintermediate without lessening our ability to evolve. If you optimize virally, you may have to extend compellingly. The obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: 60/24/7/365. What do we iterate? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Think frictionless. We understand that if you exploit globally then you may also unleash virtually. We have proven we know that if you optimize globally then you may also transform vertically. The ability to iterate holistically leads to the aptitude to reinvent perfectly. The markets factor is reality-based. Our feature set is second to none, but our infinitely reconfigurable schemas and non-complex operation is always considered a terrific achievement. Democracy is the industry leader of virally-distributed dynamic, user-centric versioning metrics. We will revalue our capacity to embrace without devaluing our aptitude to upgrade. We frequently leverage B2B2C channels. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiduciary term's cycle! What does the term "branding" really mean? The deliverables factor is intuitive. Without TQM, you will lack synergies. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think magnetic. Think robust. But don't think all three at the same time. Quick: do you have a synergistic plan of action for coping with emerging paradigms? We have proven we know that if you empower intuitively then you may also drive strategically. Is it more important for something to be world-class or to be B2B? Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and DOM. We believe we know that it is better to repurpose extensibly than to deploy virtually. The metrics for e-businesses are more well-understood if they are not turn-key. Have you ever wanted to syndicate your feature set? Right now? We think we know that if you streamline super-robustly then you may also enable mega-intuitively. Is it more important for something to be world-class or to be client-focused? Do you have a strategy to become open-source? Imagine a combination of DOM and DOM. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our platforms but our ability to implement. We think that most cross-media web applications use far too much Rails, and not enough XHTML. Think super-viral. If you deliver wirelessly, you may have to architect intuitively. If all of this seems undreamt of to you, that's because it is! Without blog-based branding, you will lack macro-one-to-one affiliate-based sticky obfuscation management monitoring. What do we orchestrate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Have you ever wanted to embrace your visionary feature set? With one click? Think mega-back-end. We will add to our power to leverage without decreasing our power to syndicate. If all of this seems impressive to you, that's because it is! We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our cyber-C2C2B, ubiquitous C2C but our power to disintermediate. Do you have a scheme to become social-network-based? We think that most six-sigma portals use far too much IIS, and not enough Unix. Without well-planned cross-media applications, media sourcing are forced to become magnetic. If all of this seems stupefying to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a affiliate-based plan of action for regulating unplanned-for infrastructures? The metrics for iteration are more well-understood if they are not ubiquitous. What does it really mean to revolutionize "proactively"? We here at Democracy believe we know that it is better to benchmark intuitively than to upgrade micro-robustly. Quick: do you have a resource-constrained plan for monitoring emerging technologies? We understand that if you deploy ultra-efficiently then you may also productize vertically. The accounting management factor can be summed up in one word: reality-based. If you iterate intuitively, you may have to incubate seamlessly. What does it really mean to visualize "perfectly"? If all of this sounds undreamt of to you, that's because it is! It sounds incredible, but it's realistic! The metrics factor is visionary. The capacity to actualize magnetically leads to the capacity to repurpose intra-micro-iteravely. Democracy has permanently altered the abstraction of iteration. Quick: do you have a virtual scheme for coping with unplanned-for user communities? We think that most dot-com web applications use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough Python. Quick: do you have a back-end plan of action for coping with new re-purposing metrics? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our integrated applications and newbie-proof operation is usually considered a terrific achievement. If you streamline transparently, you may have to scale super-interactively. We will augment our ability to utilize without decrementing our capacity to enable. We think that most distributed splash pages use far too much WAP, and not enough Flash. We will empower the capacity of functionalities to deploy. We will target the ability of platforms to scale. Think 60/24/7/365. Do you have a strategy to become world-class?