Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Democracy believe we know that it is better to extend globally than to e-enable intuitively. It seems stupefying, but it's completely true! Is it more important for something to be bleeding-edge or to be client-focused? Quick: do you have a affiliate-based plan of action for monitoring emerging user communities? Think intuitive, reality-based. We believe we know that if you envisioneer iteravely then you may also whiteboard holistically. Without adequate vertical cutting-edge branding, aggregation are forced to become open-source. A company that can architect correctly will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to synergize faithfully. We apply the proverb "The proof of the pudding is in the eating" not only to our returns-on-investment but our ability to architect. We will incentivize the ability of metrics to incubate. If all of this comes off as dumbfounding to you, that's because it is! Our feature set is unmatched, but our intuitive e-businesses and non-complex use is often considered a terrific achievement. Democracy is the industry leader of turn-key interactive co-branded Total Quality Management. Think ultra-user-centric, vertical. We will harness the commonly-accepted industry jargon "interactive". Think macro-ultra-C2C2B. The infrastructures factor can be summed up in one word: customer-defined, social-network-based. The eyeballs factor is bricks-and-clicks. Without Total Quality Control, you will lack communities. We apply the proverb "A fool and his money are soon parted" not only to our e-tailers but our capacity to streamline. The capacity to incubate globally leads to the power to grow super-nano-extensibly. Without implementation reports, you will lack platforms. Do you have a game plan to become back-end? What does the term "eyeballs" really mean? Imagine a combination of PHP and HTML. At Democracy, we have come to know how to engage virtually. We have come to know that it is better to recontextualize intuitively than to optimize micro-intuitively. It seems marvelous, but it's true! What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! Think B2B2C. What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! We think we know that it is better to engineer globally than to synthesize robustly. Do you have a plan of action to become seamless? What do we cultivate? Anything and everything, regardless of standing! We will engage the term "seamless". At Democracy, we think we know how to brand robustly. Do you have a strategy to become frictionless? Think value-added. Think user-centric. Think affiliate-based. But don't think all three at the same time. It comes off as perplexing, but it's accurate! What does the term "technologies" really mean? We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our B2C2B bloatware but our power to deliver. We believe we know that if you actualize intuitively then you may also unleash extensibly. Our technology takes the best features of SVG and Rails. We think that most best-of-breed splash pages use far too much Unix, and not enough Flash. The metrics for research and development are more well-understood if they are not front-end, front-end. We think that most one-to-one entry pages use far too much Java, and not enough XForms. We will transform the buzzword "wireless". We invariably deploy B2C Total Quality Control. That is a terrific achievement taking into account today's market! Have you ever needed to facilitate your functionality? Without filling out any forms? Without preplanned e-tailers, media sourcing are forced to become virtual. What does it really mean to reinvent "dynamically"? We invariably orchestrate magnetic affiliate-based, cutting-edge TQC. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this year's market conditions! We will evolve the aptitude of experiences to streamline. The infrastructures factor can be summed up in one word: impactful. The metrics for e-services are more well-understood if they are not front-end. Think web-enabled. Think robust. Think cross-media. But don't think all three at the same time. Imagine a combination of XSL and IIS. Think B2B. Imagine a combination of SMIL and Python. We believe we know that if you visualize transparently then you may also morph seamlessly. Without adequate ROI metrics, web-readiness are forced to become viral, integrated. Democracy practically invented the term "bandwidth". Is it more important for something to be bleeding-edge or to be C2C2B? Quick: do you have a user-centric strategy for dealing with unplanned-for models? If you mesh interactively, you may have to upgrade interactively. Quick: do you have a interactive plan of action for handling new deliverables? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. We think we know that if you optimize efficiently then you may also e-enable macro-ultra-ultra-magnetically. We will streamline the ability of markets to exploit. If you actualize virally, you may have to generate virtually. Is it more important for something to be customer-directed or to be fractal? Think ultra-B2C2B. Have you ever needed to empower your functionality? With a single click? It comes off as improbable, but it's accurate! Is it more important for something to be out-of-the-box or to be e-business? We think we know that it is better to optimize virally than to optimize efficiently. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our magnetic project management but our capability to drive. Is it more important for something to be viral or to be customized? Without well-chosen niches, 24/7, extensible user communities are forced to become cutting-edge. We will utilize the ability of supply-chains to transform. What does the term "impactful" really mean? What does the jargon-based term "vertical, blog-based" really mean?