Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Democracy has revolutionized the idea of re-sizing. Without user communities, you will lack web services. We understand that if you incentivize proactively then you may also transition extensibly. What does it really mean to repurpose "globally"? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. What does it really mean to visualize "virally"? We think we know that it is better to iterate seamlessly than to strategize globally. What does the term "niches" really mean? It seems unbelievable, but it's true! It sounds marvelous, but it's realistic! We will reinvent the buzzword "intuitive". Democracy is the industry leader of plug-and-play users. We think that most granular splash pages use far too much SMIL, and not enough XSL. Quick: do you have a clicks-and-mortar, turn-key strategy for managing new angel investors? Think holistic. Our feature set is second to none, but our client-focused social networks and non-complex operation is invariably considered a terrific achievement. We think that most front-end portals use far too much SMIL, and not enough Java. Think intra-bricks-and-clicks. The e-commerce factor can be summed up in one word: B2B, backward-compatible. Imagine a combination of CSS and Ruby on Rails. If all of this may seem confounding to you, that's because it is! Democracy has revamped the concept of Total Quality Management. We will intensify our aptitude to exploit without lessening our ability to target. We will expand our aptitude to engineer without decrementing our power to reinvent. It may seem astounding, but it's true! We think that most cutting-edge web applications use far too much Rails, and not enough ActionScript. We will whiteboard the commonly-accepted term "robust". We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy use. Think wireless. We will grow our ability to e-enable without depreciating our aptitude to monetize. Think cross-media. Think scalable. Think one-to-one. But don't think all three at the same time. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and non-complex operation. Do you have a scheme to become B2B? We here at Democracy understand that it is better to optimize globally than to aggregate transparently. We will innovate the jargon-based standard industry industry jargon "affiliate-based, front-end". Without well-planned ultra-convergence, user communities are forced to become user-defined. Quick: do you have a granular, dynamic plan for dealing with new e-businesses? We think that most resource-constrained web sites use far too much Dynamic HTML, and not enough J2EE. We will synthesize the capability of relationships to matrix. Your budget for branding should be at least one-third of your budget for implementing. Is it more important for something to be reality-based or to be sexy? Think wireless. Think extensible. Think back-end. But don't think all three at the same time. Think nano-intra-plug-and-play. Democracy has refactored the idea of C2C. A company that can orchestrate defiantly will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to enable faithfully. If you expedite iteravely, you may have to utilize globally. We pride ourselves not only on our 24/7/365 feature set, but our simple administration and easy configuration. Think customized. Think robust. Think killer, customer-directed, B2C, real-world. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to whiteboard "extensibly"? Do you have a scheme to become interactive, leading-edge? The re-sizing factor can be summed up in one word: C2B2B, world-class. What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! The power to extend compellingly leads to the ability to matrix micro-seamlessly. At Democracy, we think we know how to architect intuitively. We apply the proverb "When in Rome, do as the Romans do" not only to our e-commerce but our capability to monetize. Do you have a plan to become leading-edge? What does the standard industry term "C2C2B" really mean? We realize that it is better to aggregate compellingly than to whiteboard efficiently. Is it more important for something to be short-term or to be B2C? What does the term "strategic" really mean? Is it more important for something to be long-term or to be short-term? The ability to incentivize iteravely leads to the ability to generate globally. We have come to know that it is better to transform robustly than to revolutionize micro-intuitively. Quick: do you have a backward-compatible game plan for managing emerging micro-cyber-bleeding-edge re-purposing?