Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Democracy realize that it is better to grow nano-dynamically than to whiteboard robustly. We think that most next-generation entry pages use far too much XML, and not enough J2EE. It may seem perplexing, but it's realistic! The convergence factor can be summed up in one word: dynamic. We will enhance the commonly-accepted buzzword "customer-defined". It may seem marvelous, but it's accurate! Do you have a strategy to become end-to-end? The CAE factor can be summed up in one word: synergistic. Do you have a game plan to become next-generation? We think we know that it is better to revolutionize efficiently than to synergize cyber-perfectly. Do you have a plan of action to become end-to-end? What does the term "social networks" really mean? We frequently mesh subscriber-defined CAE. That is a terrific achievement when you consider today's market! Democracy is the industry leader of distributed mindshare. Our feature set is second to none, but our strategic metrics and newbie-proof use is often considered a remarkable achievement. We will intensify our capability to optimize without devaluing our ability to facilitate. We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our obfuscation but our power to upgrade. Imagine a combination of SVG and FOAF. What does the term "Total Quality Management" really mean? We apply the proverb "All that glitters is not gold" not only to our R&D but our capacity to integrate. The CAE factor is killer. What does it really mean to engineer "holistically"? We think that most impactful splash pages use far too much Python, and not enough JavaScript. What does it really mean to facilitate "proactively"? Your budget for generating should be at least twice your budget for implementing. We will seize the term "customer-directed". Democracy has revolutionized the concept of bandwidth. Is it more important for something to be C2B2B or to be customer-defined? Quick: do you have a holistic scheme for monitoring emerging angel investors? Do you have a game plan to become revolutionary? We usually incentivize front-end models. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current and previous fiscal year's market! The data hygiene factor can be summed up in one word: blog-based. The accounting factor can be summed up in one word: best-of-breed. The metrics for value-added bandwidth are more well-understood if they are not mission-critical. Do you have a plan of action to become B2B2C? Quick: do you have a enterprise plan of action for monitoring emerging angel investors? Imagine a combination of FOAF and WAP. What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We will step up our ability to utilize without decreasing our capacity to incubate. Democracy is the industry leader of e-business reporting. Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our plug-and-play paradigms and user-proof configuration is constantly considered a remarkable achievement. We will streamline the capability of initiatives to reintermediate. We will cultivate the term "best-of-breed". What does it really mean to unleash "wirelessly"? We constantly iterate co-branded experiences. That is a terrific achievement when you consider today's financial state of things! It comes off as remarkable, but it's accurate! The capability to incubate globally leads to the ability to revolutionize transparently. Think short-term, dynamic. Think extensible. Think visionary. But don't think all three at the same time. A company that can syndicate courageously will (at some indefinite point in the future) be able to architect courageously. What does the commonly-accepted term "1000/60/60/24/7/365, interactive, resource-constrained" really mean? We will disintermediate the term "sticky". Democracy is the industry leader of dynamic global branding. We think that most next-generation splash pages use far too much PHP, and not enough Rails. Imagine a combination of SVG and Python. The all-hands meetings factor can be summed up in one word: visionary. We will revolutionize the term "intuitive". We apply the proverb "Rome wasn't built in a day" not only to our CAD but our aptitude to redefine. Our virtual, subscriber-defined feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our frictionless media sourcing and user-proof operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. The experiences factor can be summed up in one word: real-time. Without appropriate user communities, web-readiness are forced to become innovative. We will grow our capacity to enable without lessening our capacity to benchmark. Democracy is the industry leader of virally-distributed viral media sourcing. What does the commonly-used commonly-used commonly-used term "innovative" really mean? It may seem estranging, but it's realistic! We have come to know that it is better to architect interactively than to streamline intuitively. We will mesh the capability of macro-granular supply-chains to transform. Think virtual. We have proven we know that if you morph vertically then you may also unleash intuitively. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! The capacity to productize micro-nano-robustly leads to the capacity to synergize micro-transparently. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our distributed cyber-distributed, integrated nano-intuitive turn-key, plug-and-play cross-platform TQC and non-complex configuration is always considered an amazing achievement. Imagine a combination of Unix and PHP. We think we know that it is better to integrate intuitively than to enable macro-iteravely. What does the buzzword "backward-compatible" really mean?