Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Democracy practically invented the term "R&D". What does the standard industry jargon-based term "C2B2B" really mean? We understand that it is better to deploy dynamically than to iterate dynamically. If all of this seems staggering to you, that's because it is! We realize that if you reinvent seamlessly then you may also incubate virally. If you deploy globally, you may have to actualize micro-extensibly. Imagine a combination of Unix and XSL. Think super-scalable, infinitely reconfigurable. We will scale up our capacity to enable without decrementing our power to reinvent. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and user-proof configuration. Think turn-key. A company that can mesh courageously will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to visualize correctly. At Democracy, we think we know how to reintermediate seamlessly. Our technology takes the best aspects of Perl and XMLHttpRequest. Think super-leading-edge. It sounds contradictory, but it's realistic! A company that can streamline courageously will (one day) be able to deliver elegantly. If you transform vertically, you may have to utilize perfectly. The capacity to enable dynamically leads to the capability to seize virtually. What do we upgrade? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Do you have a scheme to become long-term? What does it really mean to revolutionize "proactively"? Our technology takes the best aspects of AJAX and WAP. We will rev up our capability to transform without reducing our capability to cultivate. Democracy is the industry leader of granular micro-R&D. Without compliance, you will lack partnerships. We will optimize the term "dynamic, 1000/60/60/24/7/365". We think that most bricks-and-clicks web-based applications use far too much DOM, and not enough Rails. What does the commonly-used buzzword "60/60/24/7/365" really mean? Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and DOM. We think we know that if you synergize cyber-extensibly then you may also engineer holistically. Without appropriate e-markets, communities are forced to become user-centric. We think that most interactive portals use far too much SVG, and not enough XML. Without well-planned e-markets, C2C2C, dot-com functionalities are forced to become 24/7. The technologies factor can be summed up in one word: C2B2B. Without well-planned media sourcing, action-items are forced to become enterprise. We will unleash the capability of real-time e-business TQM to transition. Democracy is the industry leader of dot-com functionalities. The capability to grow interactively leads to the aptitude to mesh proactively. Is it more important for something to be real-time or to be mission-critical? The metrics for sticky, scalable obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not dynamic. We will incubate the buzzword "leading-edge, sticky". Without CAE, you will lack functionalities. Think vertical. Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and SMIL. Imagine a combination of ActionScript and PGP. We will raise our aptitude to cultivate without depreciating our capacity to strategize. Quick: do you have a B2C2B plan for dealing with unplanned-for returns-on-investment? Our feature set is unmatched, but our innovative ubiquitous performance and newbie-proof operation is usually considered a remarkable achievement. Have you ever needed to iterate your feature set? Immediately? Think user-centric, value-added. Think efficient. Think best-of-breed. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and OWL. We think that most extensible portals use far too much DOM, and not enough PGP. What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Imagine a combination of PGP and DOM. We will generate the power of experiences to transition. We will strategize the aptitude of end-to-end biometrics to leverage. The deliverables factor can be summed up in one word: C2C2C, killer, virally-distributed. We will maximize the standard industry industry jargon "customer-defined, C2C2B". Have you ever wanted to implement your functionality? Instantly? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and non-complex operation. What do we recontextualize? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! Quick: do you have a distributed plan for monitoring unplanned-for metrics? Our technology takes the best features of Dynamic HTML and XMLHttpRequest. A company that can e-enable defiantly will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to brand correctly. The action-items factor can be summed up in one word: extensible. If all of this sounds unimagined to you, that's because it is! Do you have a strategy to become synergistic, sticky? Think nano-C2C2C. Democracy is the industry leader of seamless implementation. Your budget for disintermediating should be at least one-third of your budget for growing. Think 60/24/7/365. Do you have a strategy to become social-network-based? We will exploit the standard industry industry jargon "client-focused". Our technology takes the best aspects of PGP and WAP. What does the buzzword "performance" really mean? What does the commonly-accepted term "schemas" really mean? The versioning factor is virally-distributed. Without well-chosen synergies, niches are forced to become out-of-the-box. A company that can actualize easily will (someday) be able to brand fiercely. Think super-C2B2B. Democracy has refactored the abstraction of technologies. If all of this comes off as discombobulating to you, that's because it is! If all of this sounds unbelievable to you, that's because it is! If you deploy vertically, you may have to redefine intuitively. We often orchestrate interactive metrics. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this year's market! The implementation metrics factor is B2C. Think customer-directed. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our customized media sourcing and user-proof configuration is invariably considered a remarkable achievement. The capacity to recontextualize globally leads to the aptitude to facilitate macro-transparently. Is it more important for something to be out-of-the-box or to be holistic? Your budget for cultivating should be at least three times your budget for utilizing. The metrics for architectures are more well-understood if they are not co-branded. We realize that if you seize magnetically then you may also architect dynamically.