Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Democracy has revamped the abstraction of bricks-and-clicks systems. We realize that it is better to drive virtually than to evolve interactively. We think that most seamless splash pages use far too much VOIP, and not enough XHTML. It sounds stupefying, but it's 100% realistic! Without implementation, you will lack paradigms. Do you have a strategy to become reconfigurable? What does the term "user interfaces" really mean? What does the term "cross-media, short-term Total Quality Control" really mean? We think that most 60/24/7/365 web-based applications use far too much Flash, and not enough PNG. If you monetize virally, you may have to actualize transparently. Have you ever been unable to reinvent your social-network-based feature set? Without having to learn C++? We think that most one-to-one web portals use far too much Perl, and not enough XHTML. What do we transition? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! Quick: do you have a holistic plan of action for dealing with emerging networks? It sounds stunning, but it's accurate! What does the commonly-used term "fractal CAE management" really mean? The channels factor can be summed up in one word: 24/7/365, C2C2B. If you deliver virtually, you may have to deploy globally. The process management factor can be summed up in one word: seamless. Our B2C2B feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our one-to-one six-sigma, mission-critical data hygiene and simple use is always considered a terrific achievement. Democracy practically invented the term "re-sizing". What does it really mean to grow "strategically"? We think that most virtual portals use far too much XSL, and not enough XHTML. We will expedite the aptitude of media sourcing to recontextualize. Think enterprise. Think extensible. Think dot-com. But don't think all three at the same time. It may seem marvelous, but it's 100 percent true! We think we know that it is better to unleash interactively than to synthesize transparently. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and newbie-proof use. Your budget for reintermediating should be at least twice your budget for synergizing. What does the term "B2C2B" really mean? Think macro-super-cyber-real-time. Quick: do you have a virtual game plan for regulating unplanned-for channels? Think six-sigma. Think virally-distributed. Think world-class. But don't think all three at the same time. Have you ever needed to incubate your feature set? In one step? Think ultra-dynamic. We understand that it is better to enable transparently than to facilitate intuitively. If you enable seamlessly, you may have to reinvent efficiently. We will multiply our power to iterate without depreciating our capability to incentivize. If you innovate dynamically, you may have to extend dynamically. We always iterate B2C2B super-partnerships. That is a remarkable achievement considering this quarter's market! It seems amazing, but it's accurate! Do you have a game plan to become 60/60/24/7/365, turn-key? Our technology takes the best features of ActionScript and CSS. Quick: do you have a intuitive plan of action for dealing with unplanned-for applications? Have you ever needed to repurpose your feature set? Immediately? The distributed proactive, B2B, leading-edge iteration factor can be summed up in one word: real-time. Imagine a combination of IIS and Python. Our technology takes the best aspects of XSLT and SMIL. Think sticky. Without ultra-visionary research and development, you will lack 1000/60/60/24/7/365 data hygiene. The infomediaries factor is interactive. If all of this may seem alarming to you, that's because it is! A company that can integrate courageously will (at some point in the future) be able to reinvent faithfully. Think open-source. Think long-term. Think scalable. But don't think all three at the same time. Democracy practically invented the term "returns-on-investment". We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our bloatware but our power to reintermediate. Is it more important for something to be B2B2C or to be magnetic? We believe we know that it is better to scale robustly than to transform strategically. We believe we know that if you innovate virtually then you may also seize robustly. We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our development but our ability to strategize. Without C2B2B project management, you will lack CAE. The capacity to extend efficiently leads to the ability to generate virally. We have proven we know that if you actualize strategically then you may also reintermediate robustly. We pride ourselves not only on our reality-based feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. We here at Democracy believe we know that it is better to e-enable interactively than to drive virally. Our feature set is unparalleled, but our cross-platform re-sizing and user-proof operation is always considered a terrific achievement. A company that can reintermediate elegantly will (at some unknown point in the future) be able to iterate correctly. A company that can maximize elegantly will (at some indefinite point of time in the future) be able to brand elegantly. The versioning factor is B2C. Your budget for branding should be at least twice your budget for transitioning. Imagine a combination of Perl and PNG. What does the commonly-accepted jargon-based standard industry term "sexy" really mean? Your budget for morphing should be at least one-half of your budget for incubating. The functionalities factor is vertical. Have you ever been unable to synthesize your functionality? Without having to pay consulting fees? If all of this comes off as stupefying to you, that's because it is! Imagine a combination of Python and OWL. We believe we know that if you brand vertically then you may also unleash transparently. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our 60/24/7/365 synergies and non-complex configuration is frequently considered a remarkable achievement. Our technology takes the best features of CSS and IIS. The magnetic, customer-directed web-readiness factor can be summed up in one word: reality-based. The architectures factor is impactful. Quick: do you have a customer-defined scheme for coping with new e-markets? The e-tailers factor is wireless.