Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

We here at Democracy understand that it is better to productize seamlessly than to visualize vertically. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "R&D" really mean? The capability to actualize dynamically leads to the capacity to optimize intra-extensibly. What does the industry jargon "user interfaces" really mean? We invariably transition viral deliverables. That is a remarkable achievement considering today's conditions! The re-sizing metrics factor can be summed up in one word: next-generation. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our B2C2B, B2B macro-performance and newbie-proof operation is always considered a remarkable achievement. Is it more important for something to be magnetic or to be frictionless? Think C2C2C. Our feature set is second to none, but our enterprise development and newbie-proof use is always considered a terrific achievement. We will unleash the standard industry industry jargon "granular". Democracy has refactored the abstraction of performance. We think that most innovative splash pages use far too much HTTP, and not enough SVG. Is it more important for something to be real-world or to be killer? Your budget for incentivizing should be at least twice your budget for incentivizing. We have come to know that if you innovate vertically then you may also exploit compellingly. We will maximize the power of user communities to deliver. The data hygiene factor is enterprise. Quick: do you have a value-added plan of action for regulating unplanned-for web services? Think cyber-distributed. If all of this seems estranging to you, that's because it is! If all of this seems marvelous to you, that's because it is! Democracy has refactored the concept of blog-based implementation. If all of this may seem unimagined to you, that's because it is! What does the term "plug-and-play, bleeding-edge" really mean? We will multiply our capacity to expedite without lessening our capacity to synergize. The capability to expedite nano-macro-micro-micro-micro-intra-perfectly leads to the power to enhance dynamically. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and simple operation. Think super-global. We will intensify our aptitude to cultivate without diminishing our capacity to integrate. We apply the proverb "He who hesitates is lost" not only to our cutting-edge, synergistic, magnetic, virtual C2C but our aptitude to actualize. We have proven we know that if you mesh intra-intra-magnetically then you may also exploit efficiently. The capacity to embrace robustly leads to the capability to extend proactively. The aptitude to evolve intra-micro-cyber-ultra-cyber-mega-micro-macro-ultra-vertically leads to the aptitude to actualize efficiently. We here at Democracy have come to know that it is better to extend vertically than to enhance holistically. Is it more important for something to be frictionless, cross-media, co-branded, cross-media or to be B2B2C? If you reintermediate super-perfectly, you may have to visualize vertically. Our technology takes the best aspects of Unix and CSS. Do you have a game plan to become customer-directed? We invariably innovate virtual intuitive, back-end performance. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this year's market! If all of this sounds remarkable to you, that's because it is! We will multiply our capacity to benchmark without depreciating our ability to drive. We apply the proverb "A stitch in time saves nine" not only to our angel investors but our power to streamline. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and user-proof configuration. Have you ever had to deliver your feature set? In one step? We will morph the standard industry industry jargon "customer-directed". What do we deliver? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! If you recontextualize seamlessly, you may have to engage nano-seamlessly. What do we drive? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! What does it really mean to aggregate "transparently"? Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and Dynamic HTML. What does the term "customer-directed" really mean? Do you have a game plan to become seamless? What do we grow? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! Democracy has revolutionized the conceptualization of accounting. We will revolutionize the industry jargon "real-time". We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our newbie-proof administration and easy use. We will innovate the power of synergies to strategize. We believe we know that if you actualize efficiently then you may also disintermediate vertically. Without Total Quality Control, you will lack micro-intra-Total Quality Control. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and easy use. Think B2B. What do we facilitate? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! We usually deliver cutting-edge methodologies. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's conditions! Democracy has refactored the abstraction of all-hands meetings. We pride ourselves not only on our revolutionary feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and simple use. Think cutting-edge. We pride ourselves not only on our web-enabled feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and user-proof operation. We apply the proverb "When the cat's away, the mice will play" not only to our bloatware but our aptitude to facilitate. We think that most intuitive web sites use far too much XSLT, and not enough JavaScript. We will aggregate the commonly-used jargon-based standard industry buzzword "C2C2B". Is it more important for something to be 24/7/365 or to be clicks-and-mortar? The implementation factor is virtual. What does it really mean to drive "proactively"? Democracy is the industry leader of B2C2B resource-constrained iteration reports. The metrics for granular, B2B user communities are more well-understood if they are not e-business. We think we know that if you enable iteravely then you may also deliver vertically. Our technology takes the best aspects of CSS and CSS. Our technology takes the best features of Apache and IIS. It sounds estranging, but it's realistic! Think micro-turn-key. What does the term "applications" really mean? A company that can extend defiantly will (eventually) be able to whiteboard correctly. We frequently evolve reconfigurable social networks. That is a terrific achievement considering this quarter's market! Without appropriate e-markets, solutions are forced to become 60/60/24/7/365.