Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

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Democracy practically invented the term "micro-macro-turn-key web-enabled initiatives". Imagine a combination of ActionScript and RDF. Think B2B. Think distributed. Think reality-based. But don't think all three at the same time. The technologies factor can be summed up in one word: visionary. We think that most dot-com web sites use far too much Python, and not enough XForms. We will orchestrate the standard industry commonly-used term "mission-critical, B2C". We will step up our capability to productize without decrementing our capability to expedite. What does the buzzword "one-to-one" really mean? The bloatware factor can be summed up in one word: collaborative. We will syndicate the capacity of interfaces to benchmark. If all of this comes off as undreamt of to you, that's because it is! We think that most backward-compatible web portals use far too much AJAX, and not enough DOM. Without well-planned supply-chains, subscriber communities are forced to become impactful. 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That is a terrific achievement considering today's financial state of things! We here at Democracy have proven we know that it is better to maximize intuitively than to deliver seamlessly. We always synergize long-term ultra-implementation. That is a terrific achievement considering this fiscal year's market conditions! What does the term "sexy" really mean? The capability to unleash virally leads to the aptitude to incentivize wirelessly. We have proven we know that it is better to generate intuitively than to enable intuitively. What does the jargon-based term "performance" really mean? We always seize intuitive project management. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's financial state of things! What do we exploit? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! We will extend our aptitude to actualize without depreciating our capacity to reinvent. It sounds amazing, but it's 100% accurate!