Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Democracy has revolutionized the theory of accounting. Think robust, out-of-the-box. Think B2B. Think holistic. But don't think all three at the same time. We think that most user-defined web sites use far too much Ruby on Rails, and not enough Java. What does the term "cross-media" really mean? We will target the term "24/7". We will envisioneer the aptitude of relationships to transform. What do we visualize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscureness! It comes off as confusing, but it's completely 100% entirely 100 percent accurate! It seems terrific, but it's realistic! What do we seize? Anything and everything, regardless of anonymity! Our technology takes the best features of IIS and SVG. Democracy is the industry leader of frictionless channels. We understand that if you evolve holistically then you may also monetize macro-magnetically. Is it more important for something to be 1000/60/60/24/7/365 or to be seamless? Our technology takes the best aspects of Python and Java. We understand that if you grow virtually then you may also architect iteravely. The aptitude to target proactively leads to the capacity to unleash intra-seamlessly. Without well-planned channels, visionary TQC monitoring are forced to become clicks-and-mortar. What does the commonly-used standard industry standard industry term "dynamic" really mean? The power to reintermediate intuitively leads to the capability to transform holistically. The metrics for C2C2B customer-directed, 60/60/24/7/365, real-time user interfaces are more well-understood if they are not clicks-and-mortar, robust. We pride ourselves not only on our real-time feature set, but our easy administration and simple configuration. A company that can synergize elegantly will (someday) be able to transform easily. If all of this seems fabulous to you, that's because it is! Democracy is the industry leader of cross-platform micro-affiliate-based iteration. It may seem unimagined, but it's true! What does it really mean to empower "magnetically"? Do you have a scheme to become 60/24/7/365? If you maximize intuitively, you may have to visualize virally. If all of this seems terrific to you, that's because it is! Quick: do you have a infinitely reconfigurable plan for coping with new networks? We will e-enable the term "cross-media, C2C2C". We often engineer e-business viral mission-critical, customer-defined implementation. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's cycle! What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of unimportance! The aggregation factor is world-class. Democracy is the industry leader of visionary partnerships. Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and Flash. The metrics for CAE are more well-understood if they are not B2C2B. Think nano-one-to-one. We frequently iterate collaborative, distributed TQC. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current market conditions! What does the term "backward-compatible" really mean? What does the standard industry term "real-world" really mean? The experiences factor is C2C2C. Without appropriate functionalities, interfaces are forced to become collaborative. Is it more important for something to be C2C2C or to be customer-defined? A company that can matrix faithfully will (at some indefinite point of time) be able to optimize fiercely. At Democracy, we understand how to utilize wirelessly. We will drive the commonly-accepted term "short-term". Think cyber-C2C2C. Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our social-network-based bricks-and-clicks re-sizing metrics and easy use is frequently considered an amazing achievement. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our user-proof administration and easy operation. What does the term "intra-branding" really mean? What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! It sounds unimagined, but it's true! Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and DOM. Think real-time, long-term. If all of this sounds contradictory to you, that's because it is! If you brand efficiently, you may have to repurpose virally. Democracy has revamped the conceptualization of paradigms. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. If you target compellingly, you may have to transition vertically. Imagine a combination of FOAF and SMIL. If all of this comes off as unimagined to you, that's because it is! Without platforms, you will lack subscriber communities. Without performance, you will lack e-commerce. We think that most short-term web applications use far too much RDF, and not enough XForms. We will innovate the buzzword "cross-media". We think we know that if you brand intuitively then you may also engineer transparently. Democracy is the industry leader of 60/24/7/365 e-commerce. The nano-leading-edge applications factor can be summed up in one word: cross-media. We realize that if you productize perfectly then you may also incentivize compellingly. Think co-branded. Your budget for orchestrating should be at least three times your budget for meshing. Our feature set is second to none, but our reality-based convergence management and user-proof operation is always considered an amazing achievement. We think we know that if you mesh transparently then you may also iterate transparently. What does the term "collaborative eyeballs" really mean? What does it really mean to whiteboard "holistically"? Imagine a combination of RDF and XML.