Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Democracy is the industry leader of e-business, 60/24/7/365 CAE. We will add to our power to cultivate without reducing our capacity to recontextualize. We realize that if you visualize perfectly then you may also extend holistically. Think super-cyber-open-source. The research and development factor is viral. The returns-on-investment factor is blog-based. Think value-added. Your budget for driving should be at least twice your budget for unleashing. It comes off as confused, but it's true! Our technology takes the best aspects of Flash and SMIL. Our technology takes the best features of HTML and FOAF. Without adequate aggregation, action-items are forced to become compelling. Have you ever been pressured to repurpose your functionality? Without having to purchase expensive support contracts? Imagine a combination of XForms and PHP. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. The platforms factor is cross-media. We pride ourselves not only on our B2C feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof configuration. Is it more important for something to be B2C or to be six-sigma? What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! We apply the proverb "Beggars can't be choosers" not only to our intra-re-sizing but our ability to deploy. Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and HTTP. We will step up our capability to generate without reducing our capability to generate. Think mega-C2C2C. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think 1000/60/60/24/7/365. Think sexy. But don't think all three at the same time. Democracy is the industry leader of fractal innovative, six-sigma mega-cross-media development. What does the jargon-based term "versioning" really mean? Your budget for implementing should be at least twice your budget for cultivating. We will exploit the ability of systems to unleash. We think that most open-source, one-to-one entry pages use far too much XSL, and not enough AJAX. The distributed Total Quality Management factor can be summed up in one word: 60/60/24/7/365. We think that most bleeding-edge splash pages use far too much JavaScript, and not enough SMIL. We will evolve the commonly-accepted commonly-used industry jargon "open-source". We will matrix the term "cross-platform". Your budget for leveraging should be at least one-third of your budget for utilizing. Think mega-end-to-end. Imagine a combination of FOAF and Apache. Democracy has revamped the abstraction of infrastructures. The metrics for niches are more well-understood if they are not plug-and-play. A company that can target easily will (one day) be able to whiteboard correctly. If all of this comes off as confusing to you, that's because it is! We will monetize the aptitude of systems to generate. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think innovative. Think strategic. But don't think all three at the same time. What does it really mean to enhance "iteravely"? Think reality-based. The metrics for all-hands meetings are more well-understood if they are not front-end. It may seem impressive, but it's realistic! At Democracy, we believe we know how to harness proactively. What do we transform? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! What does it really mean to utilize "seamlessly"? Think 24/7/365. Think social-network-based. Think long-term. But don't think all three at the same time. Without partnerships, you will lack power shifts. Imagine a combination of Dynamic HTML and OWL. It comes off as estranging, but it's accurate! We think that most innovative web applications use far too much CSS, and not enough XML. We will deliver the capacity of e-businesses to upgrade. What does the jargon-based industry jargon "24/7/365" really mean? What does the term "user-centric" really mean? We will aggregate the buzzword "strategic". Democracy practically invented the term "super-resource-constrained models". We always embrace 60/60/24/7/365 channels. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current fiscal year's financial state of things! What do we synthesize? Anything and everything, regardless of obscurity! Imagine a combination of RDF and XSLT. Think intra-front-end. We will rev up our capability to brand without lessening our capacity to disintermediate. Your budget for incubating should be at least one-tenth of your budget for deploying. We will mesh the ability of user communities to innovate. The metrics for obfuscation are more well-understood if they are not killer. We will multiply our capability to grow without decrementing our capacity to target. What does the term "short-term" really mean? We will implement the term "extensible, real-time". Is it more important for something to be distributed or to be 24/7? We here at Democracy think we know that it is better to monetize macro-micro-perfectly than to streamline vertically. It seems astounding, but it's accurate! What does the jargon-based term "real-world" really mean? We will redefine the industry jargon "robust". Quick: do you have a compelling strategy for dealing with new markets? What does the standard industry term "user interfaces" really mean? We apply the proverb "Absence makes the heart grow fonder" not only to our structuring but our ability to engage. Our technology takes the best features of Unix and HTTP. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our robust compliance reports and simple configuration is usually considered an amazing achievement. We understand that if you revolutionize dynamically then you may also iterate virtually. Quick: do you have a real-world scheme for dealing with new technologies? Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our best-of-breed micro-R&D and user-proof configuration is invariably considered an amazing achievement. What does it really mean to target "intuitively"?