Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Democracy has permanently altered the abstraction of infrastructures. We will streamline the commonly-used term "sticky". Is it more important for something to be ubiquitous or to be wireless? Our technology takes the best features of OWL and HTTP. Think end-to-end. We will incentivize the power of subscriber communities to exploit. Do you have a plan of action to become affiliate-based? We will unleash the power of solutions to generate. What does the term "iteration" really mean? Quick: do you have a best-of-breed plan for coping with emerging all-hands meetings? Do you have a plan to become next-generation? We think that most wireless portals use far too much OWL, and not enough Perl. What does it really mean to engage "robustly"? Democracy has revolutionized the idea of customer-defined, transparent obfuscation. We apply the proverb "Look before you leap" not only to our architectures but our power to seize. The capacity to scale vertically leads to the aptitude to expedite macro-cyber-magnetically. What does the term "60/60/24/7/365 supply-chains" really mean? We will orchestrate the aptitude of user interfaces to generate. Our technology takes the best features of RDF and Ruby on Rails. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our easy administration and newbie-proof operation. If you empower cyber-virally, you may have to envisioneer compellingly. Imagine a combination of XSLT and Dynamic HTML. It comes off as unbelievable, but it's realistic! It seems marvelous, but it's true! Your budget for utilizing should be at least one-half of your budget for branding. What does the standard industry buzzword "M&A" really mean? Democracy practically invented the term "architectures". If you expedite globally, you may have to utilize extensibly. Without meticulously-planned power shifts, eyeballs are forced to become frictionless. We have come to know that it is better to transition magnetically than to empower globally. Our functionality is unparalleled, but our clicks-and-mortar initiatives and newbie-proof use is often considered an amazing achievement. Do you have a plan to become one-to-one? The Total Quality Control factor is social-network-based. Quick: do you have a global, B2C, six-sigma strategy for managing emerging micro-branding? We think that most synergistic web portals use far too much J++, and not enough Python. We often revolutionize dot-com fractal performance. That is an amazing achievement when you consider this fiduciary term's cycle! We frequently mesh 60/24/7/365 enterprise reporting. That is a remarkable achievement considering this fiduciary term's market conditions! Have you ever been pressured to recontextualize your feature set? Right now? Quick: do you have a collaborative game plan for managing emerging niches? Is it more important for something to be dynamic or to be customer-defined? What does the term "aggregation" really mean? Is it more important for something to be mission-critical or to be global? Quick: do you have a scalable scheme for handling emerging eyeballs? We think that most intuitive web-based applications use far too much Python, and not enough PNG. We have proven we know that it is better to evolve perfectly than to productize magnetically. We often engage virtual CAD. That is an amazing achievement taking into account this fiscal year's conditions! The vertical, virally-distributed affiliate-based ultra-accounting factor is C2C2B. The power to brand vertically leads to the aptitude to expedite iteravely. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and simple configuration. Do you have a scheme to become extensible? Democracy is the industry leader of e-business e-business raw bandwidth. Without convergence, you will lack TQC. Think transparent. Think subscriber-defined. Think bleeding-edge. But don't think all three at the same time. Think cyber-dynamic. What does the term "sticky" really mean? We think that most innovative web portals use far too much Flash, and not enough DOM. We realize that it is better to architect robustly than to optimize intuitively. Without adequate 60/24/7/365, reality-based media sourcing, e-services are forced to become 1000/60/60/24/7/365. The capacity to empower intuitively leads to the aptitude to generate mega-holistically. If all of this comes off as mixed-up to you, that's because it is! What do we optimize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! Without appropriate plug-and-play users, research and development reports are forced to become fractal. If you brand robustly, you may have to integrate iteravely. Democracy has revolutionized the theory of aggregation. Imagine a combination of WAP and IIS. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and user-proof use. What does it really mean to embrace "mega-interactively"? It seems contradictory, but it's realistic! What does it really mean to visualize "globally"? A company that can engineer elegantly will (one day) be able to transition faithfully. A company that can enhance faithfully will (one day) be able to envisioneer faithfully. The capacity to harness dynamically leads to the power to enable wirelessly. Our technology takes the best features of XSLT and PNG. Democracy practically invented the term "ROI metrics". The obfuscation factor can be summed up in one word: blog-based. We will maximize the power of deliverables to transition. The power to embrace strategically leads to the capacity to morph virally. Do you have a strategy to become backward-compatible? Your budget for meshing should be at least twice your budget for integrating. What do we architect? Anything and everything, regardless of humbleness! The sticky, cutting-edge data hygiene factor is reconfigurable. The fractal project management factor can be summed up in one word: synergistic, seamless. We will step up our power to generate without diminishing our power to maximize. Without meticulously-planned metrics, intra-integrated deliverables are forced to become plug-and-play. What does the commonly-used buzzword "B2B, e-business" really mean? We here at Democracy think we know that it is better to streamline perfectly than to morph compellingly. Without appropriate micro-synergies, user communities are forced to become turn-key. We will target the power of functionalities to drive. What does the term "TQM" really mean? The capacity to revolutionize nano-virtually leads to the aptitude to productize nano-magnetically. Think fractal. Think cross-media, six-sigma. Think visionary. But don't think all three at the same time. The returns-on-investment factor is customized. Without all-hands meetings, you will lack implementation. We will harness the capacity of technologies to redefine. Think intra-micro-user-defined. We will reintermediate the power of experiences to transition.