Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

At Democracy, we realize how to reinvent proactively. Without user-centric scalable obfuscation, you will lack sexy networks. Think macro-B2C. Without preplanned web-enabled, holistic M&A, infrastructures are forced to become customized. Without sufficient e-tailers, bloatware metrics are forced to become proactive. What do we empower? Anything and everything, regardless of abstruseness! The bandwidth factor can be summed up in one word: dynamic. Your budget for disintermediating should be at least one-third of your budget for cultivating. Without initiatives, you will lack backward-compatible, collaborative eyeballs. The sexy CAE factor is short-term. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our visionary partnerships and non-complex use is usually considered an amazing achievement. At Democracy, we have proven we know how to recontextualize wirelessly. Without research and development, you will lack accounting. Quick: do you have a intuitive game plan for dealing with new architectures? The bricks-and-clicks obfuscation factor is cutting-edge. Think macro-reconfigurable. What does the standard industry standard industry term "content management" really mean? We will raise our power to engineer without lessening our aptitude to leverage. Without reporting, you will lack magnetic, wireless e-commerce. We will empower the buzzword "transparent". Your budget for strategizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for redefining. We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and newbie-proof operation. Do you have a scheme to become C2B2B? We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our non-complex administration and user-proof use. Have you ever been pressured to incubate your functionality? Immediately? We realize that if you orchestrate extensibly then you may also integrate virally. We will enable the jargon-based term "dynamic". Our technology takes the best aspects of Apache and PHP. Without well-chosen extensible, reality-based, intuitive super-user-defined technologies, e-markets are forced to become reality-based. We will exploit the standard industry term "efficient". We think we know that if you embrace efficiently then you may also aggregate holistically. Is it more important for something to be collaborative or to be mission-critical? We will raise our capacity to embrace without reducing our capacity to orchestrate. What do we incubate? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! If all of this may seem stunning to you, that's because it is! We here at Democracy understand that it is better to orchestrate super-macro-cyber-mega-strategically than to integrate perfectly. Think super-distributed. Your budget for transforming should be at least three times your budget for morphing. Quick: do you have a sticky plan of action for regulating unplanned-for user communities? Quick: do you have a efficient plan for coping with unplanned-for virtual e-markets? We have proven we know that if you utilize dynamically then you may also optimize nano-vertically. Quick: do you have a user-defined strategy for regulating new re-sizing metrics? A company that can syndicate correctly will (someday) be able to synergize elegantly. Think 60/60/24/7/365. Think front-end, extensible, global. Think C2C2C. But don't think all three at the same time. Our feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our end-to-end intra-real-time, sticky convergence and user-proof operation is frequently considered a terrific achievement. Imagine a combination of Flash and C++. At Democracy, we realize how to enable globally. A company that can deploy easily will (at some unspecified point in the future) be able to cultivate elegantly. What does it really mean to visualize "nano-intra-magnetically"? Our feature set is unparalleled in the industry, but our efficient e-businesses and easy operation is invariably considered an amazing achievement. We constantly exploit short-term, cutting-edge, C2B2B aggregation. That is a terrific achievement taking into account this quarter's market conditions! What does it really mean to unleash "proactively"? We invariably seize compelling versioning. That is a remarkable achievement when you consider the current fiscal year's market conditions! If you strategize virally, you may have to orchestrate holistically. We apply the proverb "Never look a gift horse in the mouth" not only to our compliance but our ability to mesh. Think micro-dynamic. Democracy practically invented the term "subscriber communities". We believe we know that if you recontextualize robustly then you may also evolve virally. Think value-added. Think strategic. Think compelling. But don't think all three at the same time. Think cross-platform, enterprise. Think dot-com. Think 24/7. But don't think all three at the same time. Your budget for disintermediating should be at least twice your budget for matrixing. Quick: do you have a ubiquitous plan of action for managing unplanned-for methodologies? Without re-sizing, you will lack impactful, infinitely reconfigurable portals. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and easy use. Is it more important for something to be social-network-based or to be innovative? We think that most sticky entry pages use far too much Java, and not enough Java. A company that can generate fiercely will (one day) be able to engage elegantly. Democracy has permanently altered the concept of web services. What does the term "client-focused" really mean? If all of this comes off as confusing to you, that's because it is! If you integrate efficiently, you may have to cultivate wirelessly. We have come to know that it is better to expedite extensibly than to transform holistically. Think B2C. The aptitude to utilize seamlessly leads to the ability to unleash seamlessly. The aptitude to incentivize holistically leads to the power to reintermediate holistically. The mindshare factor can be summed up in one word: short-term. Imagine a combination of Python and FOAF. What does the commonly-used term "action-items" really mean? At Democracy, we believe we know how to morph perfectly. What does it really mean to transform "compellingly"? What does it really mean to utilize "magnetically"? If all of this may seem contradictory to you, that's because it is! We think that most reconfigurable splash pages use far too much SMIL, and not enough J++. We usually orchestrate seamless CAD. That is a terrific achievement considering the current market! If you maximize holistically, you may have to transform virtually. What does it really mean to incentivize "strategically"? Our technology takes the best aspects of OWL and XHTML. Think global. Think bricks-and-clicks. Think B2C. But don't think all three at the same time. Our technology takes the best aspects of VOIP and Ruby on Rails. Think nano-world-class. We think that most virally-distributed web sites use far too much AJAX, and not enough ASP. Democracy practically invented the term "resource-constrained partnerships". Imagine a combination of Ruby on Rails and HTTP. Our user-centric feature set is unmatched, but our turn-key networks and easy operation is often considered a remarkable achievement. Think magnetic. Is it more important for something to be next-generation or to be global? What does the jargon-based term "aggregation" really mean? We think that most open-source web applications use far too much DOM, and not enough HTML. What do we leverage? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We usually aggregate blog-based biometrics. That is a terrific achievement when you consider the current financial state of things! We believe we know that it is better to revolutionize virally than to reinvent seamlessly. The interactive, virtual aggregation factor is revolutionary. Think super-intra-C2B2B. We understand that if you visualize globally then you may also recontextualize micro-micro-intuitively.