Corporate Gibberish Generator™

Welcome to the Corporate Gibberish Generator™ by Andrew Davidson. andrewdavidson/at\andrewdavidson/dot\com
Enter your company name and click "Generate" to generate several paragraphs of corporate gibberish suitable for pasting into your prospectus.
(The gibberish is geared more toward Internet and technology companies.)

Democracy practically invented the term "ROI metrics". We think that most B2B web-based applications use far too much XSL, and not enough IIS. Quick: do you have a global plan of action for monitoring emerging experiences? Without iteration, you will lack next-generation intuitive CAE. What does the commonly-used standard industry commonly-used commonly-used term "bloatware" really mean? We frequently brand out-of-the-box Total Quality Management supervising reports. That is a terrific achievement considering the current fiscal year's cycle! We pride ourselves not only on our interactive feature set, but our non-complex administration and easy operation. It comes off as astounding, but it's realistic! We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our non-complex administration and simple configuration. Our functionality is unmatched in the industry, but our scalable aggregation and non-complex operation is often considered a terrific achievement. It seems wonderful, but it's 100% entirely true! The metrics for branding are more well-understood if they are not impactful. We here at Democracy have proven we know that it is better to reinvent compellingly than to aggregate intra-wirelessly. We will repurpose the commonly-accepted commonly-used term "cross-media". Our functionality is unparalleled in the industry, but our B2B2C niches and newbie-proof use is usually considered a terrific achievement. Your budget for extending should be at least twice your budget for innovating. We have proven we know that it is better to deploy seamlessly than to implement globally. The CAE factor is virally-distributed. It sounds astounding, but it's true! We realize that it is better to strategize mega-seamlessly than to enhance interactively. If you incentivize macro-robustly, you may have to incubate virtually. It comes off as impressive, but it's true! We pride ourselves not only on our vertical feature set, but our newbie-proof administration and newbie-proof configuration. Your budget for empowering should be at least one-half of your budget for harnessing. Without well-chosen web-readiness, media sourcing are forced to become killer. Democracy has revolutionized the idea of front-end process management. Your budget for exploiting should be at least three times your budget for recontextualizing. Our technology takes the best features of HTML and PNG. Is it more important for something to be resource-constrained or to be extensible? A company that can upgrade courageously will (at some unspecified point of time in the future) be able to strategize defiantly. Think leading-edge. Think integrated, vertical. Think subscriber-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we target? Anything and everything, regardless of semidarkness! If all of this seems unclear to you, that's because it is! What does the buzzword "e-business" really mean? Your budget for seizing should be at least one-tenth of your budget for enhancing. At Democracy, we believe we know how to implement intuitively. Is it more important for something to be customer-defined or to be innovative? It sounds confused, but it's true! Our technology takes the best features of Java and SVG. It comes off as wonderful, but it's 100% 100 percent completely completely true! What do we aggregate? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! If you transition proactively, you may have to harness globally. Is it more important for something to be 24/7 or to be distributed? We think that most killer, C2C2B, robust entry pages use far too much Perl, and not enough SMIL. What does it really mean to implement "efficiently"? Our technology takes the best aspects of HTTP and XSLT. We apply the proverb "A rolling stone gathers no moss" not only to our convergence but our capacity to evolve. At Democracy, we realize how to enhance dynamically. Think synergistic. Think co-branded, open-source. Think customized. But don't think all three at the same time. What does the term "holistic" really mean? We pride ourselves not only on our functionality, but our simple administration and easy use. Think cross-media. We will productize the term "affiliate-based". Think fractal. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our easy administration and simple configuration. We pride ourselves not only on our feature set, but our simple administration and non-complex use. We apply the proverb "Too many cooks spoil the broth" not only to our versioning but our ability to unleash. At Democracy, we realize how to extend intuitively. If all of this sounds marvelous to you, that's because it is! What does the standard industry commonly-used term "mega-six-sigma, cross-platform B2B2C versioning" really mean? The platforms factor can be summed up in one word: B2B2C. Our turn-key feature set is unmatched in the industry, but our B2C accounting and non-complex configuration is constantly considered a terrific achievement. Do you have a plan of action to become C2B2B? The TQM management factor is plug-and-play. Think reality-based. The research and development factor is customer-directed. A company that can matrix correctly will (at some point in the future) be able to transition faithfully. Democracy is the industry leader of web-enabled applications. Your budget for implementing should be at least twice your budget for embracing. Think real-world. Think revolutionary. Think virally-distributed. But don't think all three at the same time. It may seem dumbfounding, but it's true! We will enlarge our aptitude to brand without decreasing our capability to implement. We think that most C2C2C web-based applications use far too much AJAX, and not enough Flash. If all of this seems fabulous to you, that's because it is! We will orchestrate the buzzword "proactive, blog-based". We have come to know that it is better to incubate intuitively than to visualize dynamically. Do you have a plan of action to become global? If you aggregate holistically, you may have to redefine micro-nano-proactively. Do you have a strategy to become cross-platform? Think B2B2C. Think extensible. Think subscriber-defined. But don't think all three at the same time. We here at Democracy have proven we know that it is better to integrate wirelessly than to reintermediate nano-proactively. We think that most collaborative, turn-key web applications use far too much Perl, and not enough XForms. What do we deploy? Anything and everything, regardless of namelessness! We will enable the standard industry term "ubiquitous". We frequently enhance clicks-and-mortar e-businesses. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account this month's market! The development factor is vertical, one-to-one. We will synergize the industry jargon "next-generation". Is it more important for something to be customer-directed or to be enterprise? We will visualize the term "backward-compatible". What does the buzzword "experiences" really mean? What does the term "robust, dot-com" really mean? We apply the proverb "Don't cry over spilt milk" not only to our paradigms but our capability to streamline. Democracy is the industry leader of B2B2C CAE. What do we utilize? Anything and everything, regardless of reconditeness! If you maximize super-perfectly, you may have to reinvent compellingly. If all of this comes off as disorienting to you, that's because it is! Your budget for empowering should be at least one-third of your budget for synergizing. It may seem impressive, but it's realistic! We always enhance virally-distributed research and development. That is a remarkable achievement taking into account the current and previous fiscal year's financial state of things! Our technology takes the best aspects of IIS and J++. It seems unclear, but it's accurate! We think that most subscriber-defined web applications use far too much Apache, and not enough Rails. Think e-business. Think cutting-edge. Think sticky. But don't think all three at the same time. What do we synergize? Anything and everything, regardless of incomprehensibility! We usually matrix cross-media synergies. That is an amazing achievement when you consider the current market conditions!